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+放了他
+
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+放了他, 我也許還能給你留個全屍
+
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+你到底是甚麼人？
+憑甚麼跟我這麼說
+
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+打…踢死你…
+
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+別擋著我, 鰲大人
+謝謝鰲大人救命之恩
+
+00:01:41.920 --> 00:01:44.320
+要不是你出手
+我和我爹真是死無全屍
+
+00:01:44.720 --> 00:01:47.120
+大恩大德, 沒齒難忘
+不知道該怎麼報答你
+
+00:01:47.560 --> 00:01:48.800
+不如請你吃頓飯好不好？
+
+00:01:49.880 --> 00:01:53.360
+你愛吃川菜呢？還是廣東菜？
+
+00:01:56.400 --> 00:01:59.080
+青面豹已經死了, 天亮了, 雞啼了
+
+00:01:59.760 --> 00:02:01.360
+這個青面豹死了
+
+00:02:01.600 --> 00:02:03.880
+難免還會有第二個青面豹出現
+
+00:02:04.720 --> 00:02:07.400
+幹我們這一行的, 仇家特別多
+
+00:02:07.640 --> 00:02:09.600
+在所難免, 早料到了
+
+00:02:10.080 --> 00:02:13.800
+爹出事倒沒問題, 你現在是捕…
+
+00:02:13.880 --> 00:02:15.720
+行…我去學武功
+
+00:02:16.640 --> 00:02:18.000
+學武功？
+是
+
+00:02:18.120 --> 00:02:20.480
+你現在大難臨頭了才去求菩薩
+
+00:02:20.640 --> 00:02:21.560
+是不是太遲了一點？
+
+00:02:21.720 --> 00:02:22.680
+那怎麼辦？
+
+00:02:23.280 --> 00:02:25.600
+除非你能當上京城守護衛
+
+00:02:25.760 --> 00:02:27.080
+那也就不怕他們了
+
+00:02:31.240 --> 00:02:31.880
+笑甚麼？
+
+00:02:32.080 --> 00:02:33.240
+我當皇上好不好？
+
+00:02:33.560 --> 00:02:35.560
+你知道我有多大本事？當守護衛
+
+00:02:36.000 --> 00:02:37.560
+我只不過是這麼說說而已
+
+00:02:39.160 --> 00:02:40.240
+兒子
+甚麼？
+
+00:02:40.880 --> 00:02:42.840
+人在就人情在
+
+00:02:43.080 --> 00:02:46.800
+我已經老了, 該退休了
+保不了你多久了
+
+00:02:46.960 --> 00:02:49.400
+你自己好自為之吧, 知不知道？
+
+00:02:52.520 --> 00:02:53.320
+沒事了
+
+00:02:57.480 --> 00:02:58.560
+謝謝大人救命之恩
+
+00:02:59.000 --> 00:03:00.880
+小小意思, 希望大人笑納
+
+00:03:02.400 --> 00:03:04.280
+這罈酒, 你剛剛挖出來的？
+
+00:03:04.560 --> 00:03:06.920
+是呀, 我們漢人有一個習俗
+
+00:03:07.200 --> 00:03:08.520
+凡是孩子出生了
+
+00:03:08.840 --> 00:03:11.560
+當爹的就會買一罈酒埋在後院那裏
+
+00:03:11.760 --> 00:03:13.200
+男的就叫狀元紅
+
+00:03:13.520 --> 00:03:15.080
+等他將來高中了才喝的
+
+00:03:15.560 --> 00:03:16.840
+女的就叫女兒香
+
+00:03:17.120 --> 00:03:18.480
+是她出嫁那天喝的
+
+00:03:18.920 --> 00:03:22.160
+你也知道
+小人買不起那些錦衣美食送給大人
+
+00:03:22.320 --> 00:03:23.920
+希望大人不要見怪
+
+00:03:24.600 --> 00:03:27.680
+你送給我
+將來你高中不就沒得喝了？
+
+00:03:28.520 --> 00:03:30.000
+大人, 你別跟我開玩笑了
+
+00:03:30.520 --> 00:03:33.520
+就像我爹說的, 我這輩子也沒出息
+
+00:03:33.760 --> 00:03:36.120
+文也不行武也不行, 別說高中了
+
+00:03:36.520 --> 00:03:38.720
+有兩頓溫飽, 我就已經滿足了
+
+00:03:39.080 --> 00:03:40.720
+你真想這麼一輩子當捕快？
+
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+那倒不是
+誰想這一輩子都當捕快？
+
+00:03:44.520 --> 00:03:46.880
+我爹他, 對小人也有點期望
+
+00:03:47.440 --> 00:03:48.280
+你說來聽聽
+
+00:03:48.840 --> 00:03:51.080
+不要了, 說出來大人一定會笑我
+
+00:03:51.360 --> 00:03:51.960
+你儘管說
+
+00:03:52.360 --> 00:03:54.680
+這麼回事, 我爹老是跟我說
+
+00:03:55.040 --> 00:03:58.040
+想讓我當那個甚麼京城防守衛
+
+00:04:00.520 --> 00:04:02.440
+是不是？我說了大人會笑我的吧
+
+00:04:02.800 --> 00:04:04.320
+大人, 你不要怪我爹
+
+00:04:04.680 --> 00:04:06.040
+他老糊塗甚麼也不懂
+
+00:04:06.440 --> 00:04:08.720
+他整天老是想
+我當了那個甚麼京城防守衛
+
+00:04:09.040 --> 00:04:10.440
+那麼仇人就不會找上門了
+
+00:04:11.640 --> 00:04:13.680
+其實當防守衛也不是很難
+
+00:04:14.400 --> 00:04:15.800
+大人, 你別跟我開玩笑了
+
+00:04:15.920 --> 00:04:17.320
+只要有人引薦的話
+
+00:04:17.600 --> 00:04:19.000
+絕對不是一件難事
+
+00:04:20.040 --> 00:04:23.360
+有人在朝好做官, 你應該很明白的
+
+00:04:23.720 --> 00:04:25.440
+小的真的不大明白
+
+00:04:26.760 --> 00:04:29.560
+對我忠心的人, 我不會虧待他的
+
+00:04:30.320 --> 00:04:31.440
+鰲大人, 你放心吧
+
+00:04:31.760 --> 00:04:32.880
+小人對你忠心耿耿
+
+00:04:33.200 --> 00:04:34.600
+願一輩子為你做牛做馬
+
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+好, 你起來吧
+
+00:04:38.880 --> 00:04:39.520
+謝大人
+
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+對了, 譚天最近怎麼樣？
+
+00:04:43.720 --> 00:04:47.200
+那個小鬍子
+現在只在染布坊裏幹那些粗重的活
+
+00:04:47.640 --> 00:04:49.040
+不要說練譚家腿
+
+00:04:49.200 --> 00:04:50.600
+連腿也抬不起來了
+
+00:04:50.840 --> 00:04:54.520
+還有, 他妹妹賣那些甚麼白糖糕
+太甜了也不好吃
+
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+他們一家人
+那真是家道中落, 沒有起色了
+
+00:05:00.440 --> 00:05:03.560
+不過我明白, 譚腿的確是很厲害
+
+00:05:04.400 --> 00:05:07.280
+連大人你那麼厲害的天罡十字手
+
+00:05:07.680 --> 00:05:09.280
+當日也打得難分難解
+
+00:05:10.240 --> 00:05:11.880
+你擔心是應該的
+
+00:05:13.000 --> 00:05:14.120
+小人的意思是說
+
+00:05:14.560 --> 00:05:15.760
+如果大人你不放心
+
+00:05:16.200 --> 00:05:18.160
+小人還有一個妙計
+
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+來, 吃飯了
+吃飯…
+
+00:05:23.240 --> 00:05:25.360
+對了, 羅喜
+過來, 這兒有位子, 過來
+
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+不用了, 不坐了
+來…
+
+00:05:27.160 --> 00:05:29.520
+你不坐, 我坐, 吃飯
+
+00:05:32.520 --> 00:05:35.400
+你看那個傻小子, 吃飯也練紮馬步
+
+00:05:35.920 --> 00:05:37.760
+搖搖, 我看他像划船
+
+00:05:38.720 --> 00:05:40.040
+出了大海沒有？
+
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+是呀, 羅喜, 你還是吃完了再練吧
+
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+行了, 不用了, 你們不用管我了
+
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+羅喜, 像你這種八字腳
+很難練成四平馬的
+
+00:05:54.320 --> 00:05:55.000
+你說甚麼？
+
+00:05:55.280 --> 00:05:56.040
+我不是說你不行
+
+00:05:56.520 --> 00:05:58.200
+練馬步是有個竅門的
+
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+你先要把膝蓋靠攏, 腳尖向內
+
+00:06:02.280 --> 00:06:03.880
+腰要挺直, 挺起胸膛
+
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+這樣你的馬步才能紮得穩
+
+00:06:06.560 --> 00:06:08.920
+你算了吧, 我練的是正宗武功
+
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+你不會武功就別亂批評我了
+
+00:06:11.400 --> 00:06:12.080
+你…
+
+00:06:12.600 --> 00:06:15.920
+習武的事你不懂, 教我馬步
+
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+吃飯吧
+
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+全都灑了
+
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+別管他了, 來, 喝茶
+
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+師兄, 你們甚麼時候教我五形拳？
+
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+這個, 你的馬步練得怎麼樣了？
+
+00:06:41.800 --> 00:06:44.280
+我天天都練, 我練給你們看看
+
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+練…
+
+00:06:51.120 --> 00:06:51.880
+是不是好點？
+
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+這叫馬步？你算了吧, 鄉下小子
+別給我們丟人了
+
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+要不是大師姐讓你留下來
+早就把你趕走了
+
+00:07:02.680 --> 00:07:05.040
+師兄…
+我看就快要下雨了
+
+00:07:05.160 --> 00:07:07.520
+別理這種人了, 走吧, 理他幹甚麼
+
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+師兄…你別走
+你看我再練一次, 師兄
+
+00:07:10.400 --> 00:07:11.080
+你自己慢慢練
+
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+你看我再練一次, 師兄
+
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+震南, 你幹甚麼？心不在焉
+
+00:07:24.920 --> 00:07:25.880
+爹, 我們再練
+
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+練？練武有四大忌
+
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+惰, 傲, 莽, 分
+
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+你居然犯了分心這個大忌
+
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+繼承我們五形門, 只剩下你一個人
+
+00:07:40.480 --> 00:07:42.240
+你一定不可以鬆懈
+
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+絕對不能輸給滿州人
+
+00:07:45.360 --> 00:07:46.840
+爹, 你說得對
+
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+我們絕對不能輸給滿州人
+
+00:07:49.560 --> 00:07:50.440
+我們再練吧
+
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+好
+
+00:08:03.120 --> 00:08:04.520
+譚姑娘, 怎麼了？
+馬捕快
+
+00:08:04.720 --> 00:08:05.440
+車推不動？
+
+00:08:05.480 --> 00:08:06.680
+是呀, 不知道為甚麼
+
+00:08:07.840 --> 00:08:08.480
+我看看
+
+00:08:10.600 --> 00:08:13.040
+沒甚麼, 輪子裏塞了一塊小石頭
+
+00:08:13.360 --> 00:08:14.280
+塞了一塊小石頭？
+
+00:08:14.560 --> 00:08:16.240
+無緣無故怎麼塞了一塊小石頭呢？
+
+00:08:16.560 --> 00:08:19.440
+不知道, 不過你碰到我算你走運
+
+00:08:19.640 --> 00:08:21.920
+我修這種木頭車最拿手了
+我幫你修吧
+
+00:08:22.200 --> 00:08:22.760
+是嗎？
+
+00:08:23.640 --> 00:08:25.280
+馬大哥, 修好了沒有？
+
+00:08:27.160 --> 00:08:27.920
+這就行了
+
+00:08:29.480 --> 00:08:31.560
+其實你剛才說塞了塊小石頭
+
+00:08:32.480 --> 00:08:34.760
+要不要把我的車子全拆了？
+
+00:08:36.480 --> 00:08:38.240
+是, 車輪是小問題
+
+00:08:38.360 --> 00:08:40.160
+可是給你的車安輪子的時候
+
+00:08:40.280 --> 00:08:42.120
+發現你的車有很大的問題
+
+00:08:42.480 --> 00:08:44.320
+所以我乾脆把它拆了大修
+
+00:08:45.760 --> 00:08:48.480
+算了…反正我今天做不了買賣了
+
+00:08:48.600 --> 00:08:50.080
+你慢慢修吧
+
+00:08:51.080 --> 00:08:52.400
+那也好, 我先休息一下
+
+00:08:52.920 --> 00:08:54.520
+對了, 話又說回來了
+
+00:08:54.960 --> 00:08:57.440
+你老說想讓你哥再練譚腿
+有沒有進展？
+
+00:08:59.360 --> 00:09:00.960
+他的腿不能再踢了
+
+00:09:01.160 --> 00:09:02.840
+我不會再強逼他了
+
+00:09:03.280 --> 00:09:04.440
+話也不能這麼說
+
+00:09:04.600 --> 00:09:07.360
+你大哥不能踢, 可是他可以收徒弟
+
+00:09:07.600 --> 00:09:09.200
+把譚腿發揚光大
+
+00:09:09.560 --> 00:09:11.640
+不然譚腿失傳, 你說多可惜
+
+00:09:11.840 --> 00:09:15.240
+哪那麼容易？學譚腿是要講天份的
+
+00:09:15.320 --> 00:09:16.880
+沒那麼容易找到適當的人
+
+00:09:17.040 --> 00:09:18.400
+那要怎麼樣才算適當的人呢？
+
+00:09:19.400 --> 00:09:20.560
+我這種就不行了
+
+00:09:20.960 --> 00:09:22.920
+最重要是腿有力、腳有勁
+
+00:09:23.360 --> 00:09:24.520
+我只練會了一點點
+
+00:09:26.840 --> 00:09:27.480
+吃飯了
+
+00:09:29.280 --> 00:09:30.880
+怎麼搞的？又吃這些菜
+
+00:09:31.320 --> 00:09:36.120
+老闆娘, 今天過節
+加隻雞也應該吧
+
+00:09:37.400 --> 00:09:38.520
+正因為過節
+
+00:09:38.600 --> 00:09:41.280
+所以吃這種青菜豆腐是最合時宜了
+
+00:09:41.440 --> 00:09:45.680
+你知道嗎？
+明朝的明太祖視它為御膳珍品
+
+00:09:45.880 --> 00:09:49.680
+是呀, 好壞也是一頓
+主要是填飽肚子
+
+00:09:49.800 --> 00:09:50.720
+有甚麼不好？
+
+00:09:51.200 --> 00:09:52.880
+吃鮑參翅肚？吃壞你的胃
+
+00:09:53.200 --> 00:09:54.560
+不好意思, 吃飯
+你不用吃飯了
+
+00:09:54.840 --> 00:09:55.520
+為甚麼不用吃？
+
+00:09:55.880 --> 00:09:59.040
+俗話說有功者留飯不留菜
+無功者無菜也無飯
+
+00:09:59.560 --> 00:10:00.280
+我幹活了
+
+00:10:00.640 --> 00:10:02.520
+你幹活了
+你是幹你的活還是幹我的活？
+
+00:10:02.640 --> 00:10:04.280
+你幹活的時候你幹甚麼了？練馬步
+
+00:10:04.600 --> 00:10:05.520
+是呀, 我是練馬步
+
+00:10:05.720 --> 00:10:08.760
+是練馬步, 你在哪兒練？
+茅廁或是武館
+
+00:10:08.880 --> 00:10:11.640
+你在染布坊練馬步
+你就是沒幹活了是不是
+
+00:10:11.760 --> 00:10:12.800
+你沒幹活怎麼能讓你吃飯呢？
+
+00:10:12.880 --> 00:10:13.480
+我其實…
+
+00:10:13.560 --> 00:10:16.320
+算了…大不了我以後幫你看著他
+
+00:10:16.400 --> 00:10:17.400
+你就原諒他一次吧
+
+00:10:17.760 --> 00:10:19.000
+他幹的活, 我幫他幹了
+
+00:10:19.600 --> 00:10:21.400
+你也要別人看著你, 看甚麼他
+
+00:10:21.480 --> 00:10:23.040
+不過如果你要幫他幹的話
+那我也無所謂
+
+00:10:23.480 --> 00:10:25.400
+今天過節, 你們少惹我生氣好不好
+
+00:10:25.560 --> 00:10:29.480
+你們讓我好好的吃頓飯吧
+你們走開, 不想看著你們吃飯
+
+00:10:29.760 --> 00:10:30.840
+算了…我們吃飯
+
+00:10:30.880 --> 00:10:31.880
+好, 我們吃飯
+我們吃飯
+
+00:10:32.240 --> 00:10:36.200
+這麼多廢話, 有得吃就吃
+還那麼多廢話, 好的當然是我吃了
+
+00:10:38.200 --> 00:10:38.880
+誰呀？
+
+00:10:39.200 --> 00:10:39.960
+是我, 震東
+
+00:10:40.440 --> 00:10:42.640
+外面有客人來看版, 我想進去拿貨
+
+00:10:43.720 --> 00:10:44.360
+等等
+
+00:11:00.960 --> 00:11:03.480
+你真是的
+我吃飯的時候你也來搗亂
+
+00:11:03.600 --> 00:11:04.640
+震東, 我是來拿貨
+
+00:11:04.920 --> 00:11:07.760
+那拿, 快點, 做事慢慢吞吞的
+
+00:11:08.360 --> 00:11:10.840
+行了嗎？出去吧, 出去…
+行了, 很快的…
+
+00:11:12.280 --> 00:11:13.000
+一股甚麼味？
+
+00:11:13.240 --> 00:11:14.520
+好像是紅燒牛肉的味道
+沒有
+
+00:11:14.640 --> 00:11:18.480
+牛…牛你個頭, 你才是牛
+你出去幹活, 整天就想著吃, 真是
+
+00:11:18.680 --> 00:11:20.760
+光吃不幹活, 真是莫名其妙
+
+00:11:27.880 --> 00:11:30.120
+來人, 救命呀, 著火了
+
+00:11:30.200 --> 00:11:30.880
+震東有事
+
+00:11:31.520 --> 00:11:32.560
+救命呀
+快去看看
+
+00:11:33.120 --> 00:11:34.720
+震東, 怎麼樣？開門
+
+00:11:35.640 --> 00:11:37.840
+救命呀, 失火了
+
+00:11:38.440 --> 00:11:41.000
+失火了…救火…
+
+00:11:41.080 --> 00:11:42.360
+快點撞門, 用力
+
+00:11:49.080 --> 00:11:49.840
+震東
+
+00:11:51.720 --> 00:11:53.800
+救火…
+
+00:11:56.640 --> 00:11:59.160
+他的腳不怕火
+是呀
+
+00:12:00.480 --> 00:12:01.440
+他的腳連火都不怕
+
+00:12:02.680 --> 00:12:04.440
+那不是可以當我譚腿的傳人了
+
+00:12:05.560 --> 00:12:08.200
+好吃的白糖糕
+譚家白糖糕遠近馳名
+
+00:12:08.320 --> 00:12:11.240
+保証你吃完還想吃, 來…快來買
+
+00:12:12.000 --> 00:12:13.000
+小榮, 結帳
+
+00:12:13.680 --> 00:12:16.880
+馬爺…算了, 不要, 算了
+
+00:12:17.120 --> 00:12:21.000
+甚麼算了？我跟你是很熟
+不過那也得給錢, 來, 收下
+
+00:12:21.600 --> 00:12:22.600
+那馬爺…
+
+00:12:22.720 --> 00:12:26.120
+那甚麼那？你家有老少要養
+你不用吃, 他們也要吃
+
+00:12:26.360 --> 00:12:27.880
+我知道我人緣好, 街坊們都喜歡我
+
+00:12:28.000 --> 00:12:30.240
+那也不行, 錢歸錢, 拿著…
+
+00:12:30.320 --> 00:12:31.160
+那…
+
+00:12:31.280 --> 00:12:35.000
+拿著吧, 對…不用找了, 好了
+
+00:12:36.320 --> 00:12:37.040
+馬爺
+
+00:12:37.440 --> 00:12:39.960
+不平哥…真是辛苦了
+哪裏…
+
+00:12:40.440 --> 00:12:42.560
+看車…小心…
+
+00:12:43.480 --> 00:12:46.800
+大娘, 小心…
+看車…
+
+00:12:46.920 --> 00:12:47.880
+你別推那麼快
+
+00:12:48.560 --> 00:12:49.560
+大娘, 你不要站在這裏
+
+00:12:49.640 --> 00:12:52.520
+這裏有很多車經過, 小心撞著你
+我的錢掉了…
+
+00:12:52.640 --> 00:12:56.840
+你找甚麼錢？我把你抓回衙門
+說你阻街, 罰得錢更多, 快點回家
+
+00:12:57.320 --> 00:12:59.000
+你兒子惦記著你, 快點回去吧
+
+00:12:59.320 --> 00:13:00.960
+你住在哪裏？遠不遠？
+要不要我送你回去？
+
+00:13:01.400 --> 00:13:03.200
+那你小心了, 小心, 慢慢走
+
+00:13:05.840 --> 00:13:08.080
+可以這麼平靜, 我就已經很滿足了
+
+00:13:09.960 --> 00:13:13.320
+這麼巧？這木頭車沒甚麼吧？
+
+00:13:13.960 --> 00:13:15.840
+真是要謝謝你了, 修了一天
+
+00:13:16.000 --> 00:13:17.000
+小意思…
+
+00:13:17.680 --> 00:13:20.920
+說真的, 你也蠻有正義感的
+
+00:13:21.160 --> 00:13:22.560
+不過也是
+
+00:13:23.080 --> 00:13:25.480
+現在有這麼正義感的官差
+是很少見了
+
+00:13:25.840 --> 00:13:28.600
+看你這麼有興趣
+那我就給你講講官場上黑暗的事情
+
+00:13:29.160 --> 00:13:33.000
+過來…坐下…事情是這樣的
+
+00:13:34.280 --> 00:13:34.960
+你知不知道？
+
+00:13:35.520 --> 00:13:37.640
+其實官場裏面真的很黑暗
+
+00:13:38.120 --> 00:13:40.760
+衙門的人事關係就更加複雜
+
+00:13:42.200 --> 00:13:45.960
+往往我也是被迫同流合污
+身不由己
+
+00:13:49.000 --> 00:13:50.600
+如果我不跟他們同流合污
+
+00:13:51.400 --> 00:13:52.760
+我就會被他們排斥
+
+00:13:53.360 --> 00:13:55.880
+但是每天睡醒了, 我就會跟自己說
+
+00:13:56.920 --> 00:13:59.040
+我不可以再跟他們同流合污
+
+00:13:59.680 --> 00:14:01.560
+我要做一個好的捕快
+
+00:14:02.640 --> 00:14:05.040
+如果京城
+多一些像你這樣的捕快就好了
+
+00:14:06.200 --> 00:14:07.000
+你說甚麼？
+
+00:14:07.720 --> 00:14:09.440
+我說你是一個好捕快
+
+00:14:11.880 --> 00:14:14.960
+時候不早了
+我來幫你忙收拾一下送你回去吧
+
+00:14:16.920 --> 00:14:18.320
+你怎麼走這條路？
+
+00:14:19.320 --> 00:14:21.960
+是繞路, 不過這邊沒這麼曬
+差大哥…求你幫幫忙
+
+00:14:22.920 --> 00:14:25.880
+是呀, 我兒子不見了
+求你幫我找找吧
+
+00:14:26.280 --> 00:14:28.400
+賤人, 我們九代單傳
+
+00:14:28.640 --> 00:14:30.880
+你也不看著兒子, 我把你休了
+
+00:14:31.360 --> 00:14:33.160
+不要吵, 冷靜點
+
+00:14:33.520 --> 00:14:34.920
+告訴我你們兒子在哪兒不見的？
+
+00:14:36.320 --> 00:14:37.840
+他剛才還在這兒玩呢
+
+00:14:38.000 --> 00:14:38.840
+是…
+
+00:14:38.920 --> 00:14:39.920
+一轉眼就不見了
+
+00:14:40.040 --> 00:14:41.520
+好…行了, 沒問題
+
+00:14:41.800 --> 00:14:43.200
+我們現在分頭幫你去找
+
+00:14:43.480 --> 00:14:45.280
+我們到這邊找, 你們去那邊找, 來
+
+00:14:53.520 --> 00:14:55.280
+大嬸, 這隻鞋是不是你兒子的？
+
+00:14:55.880 --> 00:14:58.040
+是呀, 是兒子的鞋
+
+00:14:59.440 --> 00:15:01.280
+難道兒子掉到水缸裏了
+糟了
+
+00:15:01.600 --> 00:15:03.360
+那怎麼辦？
+不用怕
+
+00:15:04.640 --> 00:15:06.200
+讓我來
+
+00:15:14.720 --> 00:15:16.160
+大嬸, 你兒子不在裏面
+
+00:15:16.960 --> 00:15:19.080
+那我兒子呢？我兒子在哪兒？
+
+00:15:19.200 --> 00:15:21.520
+你快點幫我找找, 快幫我找找
+我哪兒知道
+
+00:15:21.600 --> 00:15:23.360
+你兒子這麼淘氣就別讓他上街
+不平哥
+
+00:15:23.560 --> 00:15:24.320
+不平哥, 找到了
+
+00:15:25.080 --> 00:15:27.240
+你這麼淘氣, 你到處亂跑
+你父母擔心你
+
+00:15:28.080 --> 00:15:30.120
+好了, 沒事了…回家…
+
+00:15:30.240 --> 00:15:31.800
+謝謝你
+小強, 送他們回去
+
+00:15:34.280 --> 00:15:35.760
+你剛才踢的那一腳好厲害
+
+00:15:36.120 --> 00:15:37.440
+是嗎？我真的不覺得
+
+00:15:37.960 --> 00:15:38.680
+不覺得？
+
+00:15:38.880 --> 00:15:40.680
+是呀, 我從小到大都是這樣
+
+00:15:40.920 --> 00:15:42.560
+一到危急的關頭我的腳就好像
+
+00:15:42.880 --> 00:15:44.560
+有神助一樣按也按不住
+
+00:15:45.240 --> 00:15:46.760
+不過那些神不是經常出現
+
+00:15:47.200 --> 00:15:48.000
+你千萬不要告訴別人
+
+00:15:48.480 --> 00:15:49.160
+不平哥
+
+00:15:49.920 --> 00:15:51.320
+來了…
+
+00:15:51.840 --> 00:15:54.360
+不好意思, 過去說兩句, 很快回來
+
+00:15:54.960 --> 00:15:55.720
+不平哥
+
+00:15:59.920 --> 00:16:00.400
+怎麼？
+
+00:16:00.560 --> 00:16:01.480
+謝謝, 五兩銀子
+
+00:16:01.560 --> 00:16:04.240
+你說甚麼？五兩銀子
+就這麼一個破水缸
+
+00:16:04.600 --> 00:16:06.240
+從朝廷軍火庫裡偷這麼點火藥出來
+
+00:16:06.360 --> 00:16:09.200
+三個這樣戲班的戲子
+就要五兩銀子, 太貴了吧？
+
+00:16:09.720 --> 00:16:11.840
+你的水缸既要大又要薄
+
+00:16:12.240 --> 00:16:14.680
+還讓你一腳踢爛它, 很難找的
+
+00:16:15.040 --> 00:16:15.880
+來, 快點
+
+00:16:17.000 --> 00:16:19.440
+這麼貴
+下次我就找小劉了, 我告訴你
+
+00:16:21.600 --> 00:16:23.440
+拿去…走…
+
+00:16:26.720 --> 00:16:27.360
+能走了
+
+00:16:31.000 --> 00:16:32.680
+到現在還不回來呢？
+第十個
+
+00:16:33.200 --> 00:16:33.840
+大哥
+
+00:16:34.600 --> 00:16:36.280
+你怎麼這麼晚？來…坐…
+
+00:16:36.440 --> 00:16:37.840
+你先坐下, 我有話要跟你說
+
+00:16:38.000 --> 00:16:39.120
+我也有話要跟你說
+
+00:16:39.200 --> 00:16:40.080
+我有話要跟你說
+
+00:16:40.200 --> 00:16:41.360
+你先聽大哥說
+
+00:16:41.440 --> 00:16:43.000
+不是, 我有話要跟你說
+你聽我說
+
+00:16:43.120 --> 00:16:45.800
+別吵, 看著我, 兩個人一起說
+
+00:16:45.960 --> 00:16:47.360
+我找到譚腿傳人了
+
+00:16:48.720 --> 00:16:50.280
+你們找到譚家腿的傳人了？
+
+00:16:50.560 --> 00:16:51.600
+不錯, 我敢肯定
+
+00:16:51.760 --> 00:16:53.960
+是百年難得一見的曠世奇材
+
+00:16:54.560 --> 00:16:56.160
+不止, 我敢說他雙腿一出
+
+00:16:56.240 --> 00:16:58.520
+必驚天地, 泣鬼神
+
+00:16:59.920 --> 00:17:02.680
+這樣吧…兩個一起上, 一起來
+
+00:17:02.880 --> 00:17:05.280
+兩個一起來
+把他們全都叫來當面試一試
+
+00:17:05.640 --> 00:17:06.920
+有能者居之
+
+00:17:07.120 --> 00:17:09.120
+誰能夠做譚家腿的傳人
+
+00:17:09.400 --> 00:17:10.720
+到時候不就知道了
+
+00:17:11.160 --> 00:17:12.600
+好, 一言為定
+
+00:17:14.280 --> 00:17:14.880
+你看看
+
+00:17:15.040 --> 00:17:20.160
+真奇怪, 火燒腳掌
+怎麼連一個小水泡也沒有, 真怪
+
+00:17:20.280 --> 00:17:20.800
+是呀
+
+00:17:20.840 --> 00:17:23.000
+這就叫做草裏藏珠
+
+00:17:23.360 --> 00:17:25.640
+我娘說我命賤, 皮厚不知道疼
+
+00:17:26.400 --> 00:17:27.720
+那英姑的皮也夠厚
+
+00:17:28.040 --> 00:17:31.000
+你叫她衝到火裏, 不毀容才怪呢
+
+00:17:31.240 --> 00:17:33.680
+怎麼好好的又說到我的頭上來了
+真是太離譜了
+
+00:17:33.760 --> 00:17:35.920
+難道不是？
+幹甚麼…還在這裏聊天？
+
+00:17:36.280 --> 00:17:37.120
+你是哪位？
+
+00:17:37.240 --> 00:17:40.320
+我是哪位？你是哪位？我是哪位
+你不知道我是哪位嗎？那你是哪位
+
+00:17:40.400 --> 00:17:41.480
+老闆娘…
+
+00:17:41.560 --> 00:17:43.840
+豈有此理
+圍著他的腳, 他的腳很香嗎？
+
+00:17:44.200 --> 00:17:45.640
+連我也不認識, 真是大膽
+
+00:17:45.920 --> 00:17:47.480
+你把臉給包起來
+
+00:17:47.720 --> 00:17:50.080
+那誰也認不出來是你
+
+00:17:50.560 --> 00:17:51.720
+你看不見我的頭飾嗎？
+
+00:17:52.200 --> 00:17:53.200
+看不見我的衣著嗎？
+
+00:17:53.400 --> 00:17:54.640
+連我的聲音也聽不出來啦？
+
+00:17:55.280 --> 00:17:56.240
+是不是不把我放在眼裏
+
+00:17:56.640 --> 00:17:57.920
+只顧著聊天不幹活
+
+00:17:58.240 --> 00:17:59.400
+幹活…
+
+00:17:59.480 --> 00:18:04.400
+慢著, 你…還有你
+
+00:18:05.200 --> 00:18:06.360
+一定知道蜈蚣了
+
+00:18:06.680 --> 00:18:09.480
+蜈蚣的糞、蜘蛛的尿, 給我拿回來
+
+00:18:10.280 --> 00:18:14.080
+老闆娘, 這東西很難找
+也很難拿回來的
+
+00:18:14.160 --> 00:18:16.840
+老闆娘, 這不是我們份內的事
+
+00:18:16.960 --> 00:18:18.120
+除非你加工錢
+
+00:18:18.200 --> 00:18:20.360
+是呀
+你吃撐了？敢跟我算帳？
+
+00:18:20.560 --> 00:18:21.760
+你是不是不想幹了？
+
+00:18:22.920 --> 00:18:26.280
+扣你的工錢
+行…我去找…反正我有空
+
+00:18:27.200 --> 00:18:29.440
+既然他去找了, 你們還站著幹甚麼
+
+00:18:29.680 --> 00:18:31.080
+我們去幹活…
+
+00:18:31.120 --> 00:18:33.040
+快…
+
+00:18:37.560 --> 00:18:39.200
+這麼多腳印, 寫著甚麼？
+
+00:18:39.960 --> 00:18:41.520
+譚家腿法
+
+00:18:41.960 --> 00:18:42.760
+譚家腿法？
+
+00:18:43.240 --> 00:18:49.520
+是呀, 這裏本來是一家武館
+名叫忠武堂
+
+00:18:50.200 --> 00:18:52.120
+這間就是練功房
+
+00:18:53.240 --> 00:18:55.880
+當年譚老師父就在這裏練譚腿
+
+00:18:57.040 --> 00:18:58.640
+不知道流了多少汗水
+
+00:18:58.920 --> 00:19:02.400
+不止汗水, 腿毛也留下不少
+
+00:19:03.080 --> 00:19:07.120
+試問這裏
+有誰不知道譚家腿法的厲害, 真是
+
+00:19:07.280 --> 00:19:11.320
+說得對
+怎麼說譚家腿在京城是第一門派
+
+00:19:11.840 --> 00:19:13.480
+不然怎麼能代表我們漢人呢？
+
+00:19:13.960 --> 00:19:17.480
+譚老師父真是我們漢人的大救星
+
+00:19:18.000 --> 00:19:19.760
+那譚家為甚麼會弄成這樣？
+
+00:19:20.880 --> 00:19:23.000
+就因為生了個不肖子
+
+00:19:24.400 --> 00:19:30.200
+他把他爹氣死了, 連這間武館
+也敗在那個女人的手上了
+
+00:19:30.400 --> 00:19:31.720
+你說他多丟人
+
+00:19:32.280 --> 00:19:33.560
+我說他不止丟人
+
+00:19:33.840 --> 00:19:36.040
+簡直把我們漢人的臉都丟盡了
+
+00:19:36.880 --> 00:19:38.120
+他上次比武輸了
+
+00:19:38.640 --> 00:19:41.920
+說不定是跟滿人串通呢
+
+00:19:42.160 --> 00:19:44.640
+反正是譚家家門不幸
+
+00:19:46.080 --> 00:19:48.080
+簡直是豈有此理, 那個人是誰？
+
+00:19:48.400 --> 00:19:49.400
+我找到了找到了
+
+00:19:49.640 --> 00:19:51.680
+我終於找到兩粒蜈蚣屎了, 震東
+
+00:19:52.680 --> 00:19:53.960
+那個人不就是他嘛
+
+00:19:54.760 --> 00:20:00.080
+他就是大名鼎鼎無人不知的
+譚家腿的傳人譚天
+
+00:20:00.880 --> 00:20:02.600
+你們自便, 我們幹活了
+
+00:20:02.960 --> 00:20:04.240
+幹活了
+我把這些拿去曬了
+
+00:20:07.480 --> 00:20:08.360
+你全都知道了？
+
+00:20:09.240 --> 00:20:09.880
+是吧
+
+00:20:10.640 --> 00:20:11.800
+知道了那就好說話了
+
+00:20:12.600 --> 00:20:13.240
+你想怎麼樣？
+
+00:20:13.760 --> 00:20:16.680
+這樣, 我知道你喜歡練武
+
+00:20:17.480 --> 00:20:21.480
+從明天起
+我譚天就免費教你譚家腿
+
+00:20:21.880 --> 00:20:23.240
+既然要學功夫
+
+00:20:23.520 --> 00:20:25.720
+那你就不如學名門大派了
+
+00:20:26.040 --> 00:20:26.960
+十二路譚腿
+
+00:20:27.760 --> 00:20:28.720
+你想教我譚家腿？
+
+00:20:30.800 --> 00:20:35.080
+是呀, 我知道你這個人
+是無功不受祿的
+
+00:20:36.200 --> 00:20:39.760
+這樣吧, 那我就象徵性的
+每個月收你一點點學費
+
+00:20:40.600 --> 00:20:41.520
+這樣行了吧
+
+00:20:42.640 --> 00:20:44.400
+謝謝你, 我心領了
+
+00:20:45.040 --> 00:20:48.440
+我現在拜入五形門了
+所以就不想其他的了
+
+00:20:48.840 --> 00:20:50.000
+沒別的事了, 我去幹活了
+
+00:21:01.360 --> 00:21:03.480
+在這兒掛了這麼多砂鍋曬月光
+有甚麼用？
+
+00:21:04.040 --> 00:21:06.560
+這些砂鍋是大哥想試試你的實力
+
+00:21:06.720 --> 00:21:10.480
+我們譚家腿
+最講究下盤剛勁有力, 靈巧多變
+
+00:21:11.120 --> 00:21:13.960
+能不能當譚師父的徒弟就看你了
+
+00:21:14.840 --> 00:21:15.880
+只是隨便試試
+
+00:21:16.440 --> 00:21:21.120
+對了, 差大哥, 那你就試試
+能不能踢爛前面那幾個砂鍋
+
+00:21:22.960 --> 00:21:23.880
+這太容易了
+
+00:21:24.800 --> 00:21:26.560
+不過還是你先試試, 讓我看看才行
+
+00:21:26.800 --> 00:21:27.400
+阿雪
+
+00:21:41.600 --> 00:21:43.400
+小姐真棒, 乾脆俐落
+
+00:21:43.920 --> 00:21:44.720
+不平, 到你了
+
+00:21:46.200 --> 00:21:47.320
+能不能再做一次讓我看看？
+
+00:21:48.240 --> 00:21:48.880
+開玩笑
+
+00:22:02.320 --> 00:22:03.960
+能不能幫個忙先把我放下來再說
+
+00:22:05.960 --> 00:22:06.600
+行了
+
+00:22:06.880 --> 00:22:09.480
+謝謝, 下次可以把砂鍋再掛高一點
+
+00:22:09.880 --> 00:22:10.640
+你還敢說
+
+00:22:11.520 --> 00:22:13.440
+一開始還似模似樣的
+
+00:22:15.080 --> 00:22:17.840
+你根基不穩, 不會走就想跑
+
+00:22:19.000 --> 00:22:20.920
+差大哥, 你還是歇歇吧
+
+00:22:21.480 --> 00:22:23.200
+譚腿沒那麼容易學的
+
+00:22:24.440 --> 00:22:25.840
+大哥
+
+00:22:26.240 --> 00:22:29.160
+你還說他一腳
+就把一個大水缸踢爛了呢
+
+00:22:29.600 --> 00:22:32.240
+我看他踢雞蛋的力也不夠
+
+00:22:34.880 --> 00:22:36.840
+大爺, 你叫的菜肉包剛剛蒸得
+
+00:22:40.320 --> 00:22:43.600
+你別這樣了
+有誰會想到馬前失蹄呢？
+
+00:22:44.240 --> 00:22:45.960
+你大哥不肯收我為徒也對
+
+00:22:46.600 --> 00:22:48.360
+譚家腿法博大精深
+
+00:22:48.640 --> 00:22:51.760
+讓我這個庸才去學
+簡直是蹧蹋了武林的絕學
+
+00:22:52.640 --> 00:22:54.520
+是不是庸才不是由你來決定
+
+00:22:54.600 --> 00:22:55.600
+我看人看得最準了
+
+00:22:55.720 --> 00:22:57.640
+你是有潛質, 不過還沒有發揮嘛
+
+00:22:58.000 --> 00:22:58.560
+真的？
+
+00:22:59.240 --> 00:23:00.720
+如果你大哥覺得我還不夠資格學
+
+00:23:00.960 --> 00:23:03.440
+那你就不如偶爾給我講講
+譚腿精妙之處
+
+00:23:03.520 --> 00:23:05.000
+那麼日子久了, 我耳濡目染
+
+00:23:05.040 --> 00:23:07.560
+說不定你大哥有一天會回心轉意
+收我為徒呢
+
+00:23:07.840 --> 00:23:10.120
+既然你苦心學習
+那我就慢慢告訴你
+
+00:23:10.320 --> 00:23:11.720
+譚家腿就分十二路
+
+00:23:11.880 --> 00:23:14.040
+以拳打三分, 腳踢七分為主
+
+00:23:14.280 --> 00:23:17.600
+分十路, 十三格
+二十勁運, 七小氣路
+
+00:23:19.440 --> 00:23:21.920
+果然博大精深, 乾脆說說招式吧
+
+00:23:22.680 --> 00:23:24.440
+霞姨早就說你沒有耐性了
+
+00:23:25.160 --> 00:23:28.400
+聽著吧
+譚家腿第一招就是一柱擎天
+
+00:23:28.920 --> 00:23:31.360
+一柱擎天是怎麼樣呢？
+剛蒸得的饅頭
+
+00:23:31.880 --> 00:23:32.560
+看見了
+
+00:23:33.160 --> 00:23:37.280
+祕訣就是在於以最短的時間
+以最快的速度將目標擊倒
+
+00:23:37.560 --> 00:23:40.600
+明白, 也就是走捷徑, 一柱擎天…
+
+00:23:40.680 --> 00:23:41.720
+你這麼說也對
+
+00:23:42.360 --> 00:23:43.160
+一柱擎天
+
+00:23:56.000 --> 00:23:57.280
+那個雙龍出海有甚麼巧妙？
+
+00:23:58.480 --> 00:24:01.080
+那厲害了, 巧妙就在一虛一實
+
+00:24:01.520 --> 00:24:02.960
+當兩條腿同時踢出的時候
+
+00:24:03.360 --> 00:24:06.080
+雖然力度十足, 但是似實尤虛
+
+00:24:06.360 --> 00:24:08.800
+那真是實則虛之, 虛則實之
+
+00:24:09.280 --> 00:24:12.640
+當敵人摸不清哪個是虛
+哪個是實的時候, 就招架不了了
+
+00:24:14.360 --> 00:24:16.480
+明白…清楚…
+
+00:24:16.840 --> 00:24:17.920
+你是不是真的明白？
+
+00:24:18.360 --> 00:24:21.360
+明白, 當然明白了, 很簡單的嘛
+不也就是調虎離山嗎？
+
+00:24:21.960 --> 00:24:22.720
+臭美
+
+00:24:25.080 --> 00:24:25.840
+甚麼？
+
+00:24:28.480 --> 00:24:30.320
+鬧甚麼？我出裙底腳了
+
+00:24:44.680 --> 00:24:46.520
+你的為人真是很有問題
+居然不找我
+
+00:24:47.040 --> 00:24:48.000
+你看甚麼看得這麼著迷？
+
+00:24:48.600 --> 00:24:49.520
+是戲班
+
+00:24:51.240 --> 00:24:53.920
+洪家班嘛
+每年都到這兒來表演, 你沒看過嗎
+
+00:24:54.440 --> 00:24:55.800
+我爹每年都帶我去看
+
+00:24:56.840 --> 00:24:58.000
+不知道多開心
+
+00:24:58.880 --> 00:25:01.520
+不過今時不同往日了, 不可能看了
+
+00:25:03.520 --> 00:25:05.680
+那些戲班子有甚麼好看
+我每年都不看
+
+00:25:06.040 --> 00:25:09.000
+不過今年你走運
+我陪你去看, 好吧？
+
+00:25:09.880 --> 00:25:12.000
+你那招調虎離山練好了沒有？
+
+00:25:12.360 --> 00:25:14.280
+我這招調虎離山早就練好了
+
+00:25:16.720 --> 00:25:17.480
+又是這樣
+
+00:25:18.280 --> 00:25:19.080
+靈蛇出洞
+
+00:25:20.480 --> 00:25:21.520
+雙龍吐珠
+
+00:25:24.000 --> 00:25:25.080
+白鶴展翅
+
+00:25:28.600 --> 00:25:30.400
+你們是怎麼了？一點勁都沒有
+
+00:25:31.120 --> 00:25:33.320
+鶴拳講究的是腰力和馬步穩
+
+00:25:33.720 --> 00:25:37.360
+最重要的是雙手剛勁有力, 知道嗎
+
+00:25:37.880 --> 00:25:38.320
+知道
+
+00:25:38.440 --> 00:25:39.080
+大聲點
+
+00:25:39.280 --> 00:25:40.160
+知道
+
+00:25:40.240 --> 00:25:40.840
+繼續練
+
+00:25:41.880 --> 00:25:44.360
+他戴的滿手都是環
+還不斷的打, 真厲害
+
+00:25:44.840 --> 00:25:46.560
+他問我怎麼練成師父的鶴形拳
+
+00:25:47.120 --> 00:25:48.360
+我說胳臂有力就行了
+
+00:25:48.640 --> 00:25:50.800
+你看, 地上的環都在他胳臂上
+
+00:25:58.000 --> 00:26:00.200
+停, 你在幹甚麼？
+
+00:26:01.680 --> 00:26:02.800
+我在練臂力, 師父
+
+00:26:03.280 --> 00:26:05.960
+師父, 你可不可以教我鶴形拳？
+
+00:26:06.720 --> 00:26:09.440
+練臂力, 你這麼練法胳臂也斷了
+
+00:26:10.000 --> 00:26:10.720
+跟我出來
+
+00:26:14.000 --> 00:26:14.760
+停
+
+00:26:15.360 --> 00:26:16.640
+師父…
+爹
+
+00:26:16.680 --> 00:26:18.840
+震南, 你怎麼教羅喜的？
+
+00:26:19.520 --> 00:26:20.640
+我…
+
+00:26:20.720 --> 00:26:22.120
+練功不是靠蠻力
+
+00:26:23.480 --> 00:26:26.600
+你看看你, 練得胳臂又死又硬
+
+00:26:27.120 --> 00:26:27.800
+師父
+
+00:26:28.120 --> 00:26:30.840
+武術是要講究頭腦靈活手腳也要活
+
+00:26:31.520 --> 00:26:34.440
+你這麼練法
+將來刮風下雨, 你又來找我了
+
+00:26:35.000 --> 00:26:35.600
+師父
+
+00:26:35.880 --> 00:26:36.520
+你也是的
+
+00:26:38.600 --> 00:26:40.000
+阿標、阿華
+是
+
+00:26:41.000 --> 00:26:42.280
+快點扶羅喜去搽藥油
+
+00:26:45.640 --> 00:26:47.600
+來…搽藥油
+
+00:26:47.640 --> 00:26:48.600
+輕一點
+師兄
+
+00:27:02.320 --> 00:27:03.000
+糟了
+
+00:27:03.360 --> 00:27:04.280
+你怎麼會這樣的？
+
+00:27:05.520 --> 00:27:08.080
+我覺得頭有點痛
+搽藥膏搽多了一點
+
+00:27:08.640 --> 00:27:10.920
+我不是說這個
+我是說你手上的珠釵
+
+00:27:12.440 --> 00:27:13.680
+我真的很不舒服
+
+00:27:14.280 --> 00:27:17.840
+那我就想拿珍珠磨成珍珠末喝下去
+會舒服一點
+
+00:27:18.760 --> 00:27:19.520
+不能給你
+
+00:27:20.480 --> 00:27:22.400
+你這…你這個人怎麼這麼自私
+
+00:27:22.480 --> 00:27:24.880
+你不用它把它放在那裏惹塵
+我幫你用了多好
+
+00:27:25.040 --> 00:27:28.280
+不用不代表我不要
+而且你又沒有問過我
+
+00:27:29.400 --> 00:27:32.880
+打雷了, 你這麼跟姊姊說話
+你小心天打雷劈
+
+00:27:33.440 --> 00:27:35.520
+你不要吵了, 是不是要珍珠末？
+
+00:27:36.040 --> 00:27:36.840
+我去幫你買
+
+00:27:37.080 --> 00:27:37.720
+好吧
+
+00:27:39.560 --> 00:27:41.080
+這麼晚了哪有珍珠末賣？
+
+00:27:41.160 --> 00:27:43.200
+姊姊火燒眉毛了也不救救你姊姊
+
+00:27:44.000 --> 00:27:47.200
+還說搽那個甚麼
+蜘蛛尿、蜈蚣糞特別的靈
+
+00:27:47.320 --> 00:27:49.360
+現在我的臉又癢又痛的
+
+00:27:51.160 --> 00:27:51.960
+真是謝謝你
+
+00:27:54.800 --> 00:27:59.480
+震南, 其實你這幾次沒來
+我真的很擔心
+
+00:28:01.600 --> 00:28:03.320
+不早了, 快進去休息吧
+
+00:28:04.040 --> 00:28:04.760
+我送你出去
+
+00:28:04.880 --> 00:28:05.520
+不用了
+
+00:28:06.040 --> 00:28:07.200
+那你慢慢走
+
+00:28:07.520 --> 00:28:08.160
+我知道了
+
+00:28:08.360 --> 00:28:10.360
+小心點, 知不知道？
+好…
+
+00:28:12.160 --> 00:28:12.920
+小心點
+
+00:28:34.920 --> 00:28:35.800
+怎麼是你？
+
+00:28:36.560 --> 00:28:37.760
+其實我每次都來了
+
+00:28:40.160 --> 00:28:42.560
+你放心吧, 柳師父沒事的
+
+00:28:43.320 --> 00:28:43.960
+謝謝
+
+00:28:49.640 --> 00:28:50.680
+不如我送你回去吧
+
+00:28:58.440 --> 00:29:00.120
+要你練腿你就去練手
+
+00:29:00.600 --> 00:29:02.200
+好, 我就先練你的手
+
+00:29:03.040 --> 00:29:06.040
+羅喜, 你去送貨, 過來
+
+00:29:06.760 --> 00:29:09.160
+我告訴你, 這匹布是陳員外訂的布
+
+00:29:09.280 --> 00:29:12.200
+如果送去那兒弄髒的話
+你自己負責
+
+00:29:13.480 --> 00:29:14.560
+這麼多布, 我一個人送？
+
+00:29:15.200 --> 00:29:17.080
+難道我送？快去快回
+
+00:29:17.400 --> 00:29:18.240
+不是
+
+00:29:19.000 --> 00:29:21.800
+老闆娘回來了…快點幹活吧
+
+00:29:25.000 --> 00:29:27.200
+老闆娘, 你的臉好難看
+
+00:29:27.480 --> 00:29:30.160
+甚麼…你沒見過
+難道火燒眉毛你沒見過是不是？
+
+00:29:30.440 --> 00:29:31.840
+是呀, 看上去不輕
+
+00:29:32.080 --> 00:29:33.840
+你的臉爛了, 都流了血絲了
+
+00:29:36.680 --> 00:29:37.280
+震東
+
+00:29:38.200 --> 00:29:39.800
+慘了, 這下鬧出人命了
+
+00:29:40.760 --> 00:29:43.360
+震東…
+
+00:29:44.560 --> 00:29:49.200
+震東…你怎麼樣？
+怎麼樣？你沒甚麼吧？
+
+00:29:50.280 --> 00:29:53.640
+不可能吧？這是我嗎？
+
+00:29:55.560 --> 00:29:57.960
+爛成這個樣子, 不可能吧
+
+00:29:58.360 --> 00:30:00.880
+震東, 你別這樣
+我有辦法, 我會…
+
+00:30:00.960 --> 00:30:03.200
+這全都要怪你, 你把我害成這樣
+
+00:30:03.880 --> 00:30:04.760
+又跟我有關係？
+
+00:30:05.120 --> 00:30:07.960
+我叫你找蜘蛛尿、蜈蚣糞
+
+00:30:08.160 --> 00:30:09.240
+你找甚麼給我？
+
+00:30:09.560 --> 00:30:12.080
+蟑螂糞、老鼠尿是不是？是不是？
+
+00:30:12.200 --> 00:30:13.280
+我是好心幫你找
+
+00:30:13.560 --> 00:30:15.480
+我哪知道你會搽在臉上呢？
+
+00:30:15.920 --> 00:30:18.240
+我是想治我的臉, 所以就搽上去了
+
+00:30:18.440 --> 00:30:20.440
+真的最壞就是你, 如果不是你
+
+00:30:21.120 --> 00:30:23.880
+我正在吃紅燒牛肉的時候你衝進來
+弄得失火了
+
+00:30:24.040 --> 00:30:25.840
+我也不會弄成這樣把臉燒壞了
+
+00:30:29.760 --> 00:30:33.640
+我現在沒人要了
+我怎麼嫁得出去？怎麼嫁？
+
+00:30:33.760 --> 00:30:35.600
+沒有, 沒有人要我要
+
+00:30:37.800 --> 00:30:38.480
+你說甚麼？
+
+00:30:39.000 --> 00:30:40.800
+我是說我娶
+
+00:30:41.720 --> 00:30:42.720
+我明白了
+
+00:30:43.320 --> 00:30:45.480
+你得不到的東西就要把它毀了
+
+00:30:45.640 --> 00:30:47.560
+我不嫁給你, 你就毀我的容
+你冷靜點
+
+00:30:47.720 --> 00:30:50.480
+好, 我就嫁給你, 我跟你同歸於盡
+
+00:30:50.560 --> 00:30:52.880
+你可以用山草藥, 你能賴就賴
+
+00:30:54.320 --> 00:30:56.240
+我想起來了, 我爹說有一種山草藥
+
+00:30:56.520 --> 00:30:57.840
+可以醫治好你的爛臉
+
+00:30:58.440 --> 00:31:00.760
+你早說嘛, 怎麼樣…
+
+00:31:01.040 --> 00:31:02.560
+我要有事你也好受不了
+
+00:31:02.840 --> 00:31:07.000
+你別浪費時間說好不好受了
+你快點去找山草藥吧, 快…
+
+00:31:07.200 --> 00:31:08.360
+快去快回, 快
+
+00:31:20.240 --> 00:31:20.880
+你沒事吧？
+
+00:31:22.720 --> 00:31:23.800
+這個東西行不行？
+
+00:31:23.960 --> 00:31:25.680
+行, 我曾經用過的
+
+00:31:25.960 --> 00:31:29.960
+不是, 這裏這麼大的樹林
+這麼多的樹葉, 你會不會摘錯了？
+
+00:31:30.040 --> 00:31:31.760
+摘錯了煎錯了
+再搽上去臉不是更爛
+
+00:31:32.040 --> 00:31:35.080
+你放心吧
+在我很小的時候, 臉上長水痘
+
+00:31:35.360 --> 00:31:37.800
+我爹也是這樣找山草藥給我搽臉的
+
+00:31:38.320 --> 00:31:39.680
+是不是這個？
+是呀
+
+00:31:39.840 --> 00:31:40.360
+你真的記得？
+
+00:31:40.480 --> 00:31:41.640
+記得, 放心吧
+
+00:31:41.720 --> 00:31:43.360
+那你就別說了
+快點把它煎好給我搽臉吧
+
+00:31:43.960 --> 00:31:45.840
+到那邊休息兩個時辰, 走
+
+00:31:46.280 --> 00:31:47.800
+是不是兩個時辰真的能好？
+
+00:31:48.720 --> 00:31:51.200
+你放心吧, 這是我們的家傳祕方嘛
+
+00:31:51.360 --> 00:31:52.160
+絕對沒問題
+
+00:31:52.720 --> 00:31:55.480
+如果這個家傳祕方不行
+還有沒有別的家傳祕方可以治好
+
+00:31:55.840 --> 00:31:56.920
+你不用這麼憂慮
+
+00:31:57.080 --> 00:31:59.200
+你越憂慮臉就越爛得厲害
+
+00:31:59.240 --> 00:31:59.760
+是不是？
+
+00:31:59.960 --> 00:32:03.240
+當然了, 寬容點, 對, 寬容點
+
+00:32:03.720 --> 00:32:05.160
+再大點, 再寬容點
+
+00:32:05.480 --> 00:32:07.840
+對…對了, 就這樣, 保持這樣
+
+00:32:08.080 --> 00:32:09.760
+來…我們過去休息
+
+00:32:14.440 --> 00:32:17.120
+就這樣寬容, 對了…
+是不是這樣？
+
+00:32:17.240 --> 00:32:20.800
+行…怎麼樣？曬不曬？對了
+
+00:32:40.840 --> 00:32:43.200
+你不潑辣的樣子也挺可愛的
+
+00:32:48.000 --> 00:32:49.320
+看來也有兩個時辰了
+
+00:32:49.520 --> 00:32:51.400
+好, 看看你好得怎麼樣？
+
+00:32:55.080 --> 00:33:00.000
+你想幹甚麼？
+你想非禮, 你非禮我…
+
+00:33:00.600 --> 00:33:01.760
+你不要想到甚麼就說甚麼
+
+00:33:02.080 --> 00:33:03.240
+我是看你的臉好了沒有
+
+00:33:03.560 --> 00:33:04.200
+那好了沒有？
+
+00:33:05.160 --> 00:33:05.960
+你這樣還不信我？
+
+00:33:06.240 --> 00:33:08.520
+你不信我, 也要相信水吧
+你自己照照看
+
+00:33:13.400 --> 00:33:17.000
+是真的, 真的沒那麼爛了
+我真的止了血了
+
+00:33:17.600 --> 00:33:19.880
+你還說呢, 無緣無故的打人
+
+00:33:20.400 --> 00:33:22.440
+我把良心給你, 你就當驢肝肺
+
+00:33:22.680 --> 00:33:23.720
+那你就學驢叫
+
+00:33:24.360 --> 00:33:26.920
+哄哄我開心, 我不開心臉會爛的
+
+00:33:27.640 --> 00:33:28.800
+真的要學？
+是呀
+
+00:33:34.560 --> 00:33:37.960
+不算了, 你叫他進來拿了工錢之後
+馬上就給我走
+
+00:33:38.440 --> 00:33:39.680
+你不要辭掉羅喜了
+
+00:33:40.040 --> 00:33:42.280
+他也不是故意讓你出醜的
+
+00:33:42.800 --> 00:33:44.600
+你看你的臉已經好得差不多了
+
+00:33:44.840 --> 00:33:46.800
+這還叫好得差不多？你也想騙我
+
+00:33:47.000 --> 00:33:48.400
+我現在不是公報私仇
+
+00:33:48.880 --> 00:33:51.320
+他的手受傷了, 不能搬東西的話
+
+00:33:51.360 --> 00:33:53.120
+在這裏還不是白吃我的嗎？
+
+00:33:53.480 --> 00:33:56.200
+他只是練功過度嘛
+過兩天就全好了
+
+00:33:56.520 --> 00:33:58.160
+這種鄉下人好老實的
+
+00:33:58.520 --> 00:34:00.640
+絕不會佔別人的便宜, 好使好用
+
+00:34:01.000 --> 00:34:02.760
+身強力壯, 像頭牛一樣
+
+00:34:02.920 --> 00:34:05.280
+吃苦耐勞, 一個頂十個
+
+00:34:05.640 --> 00:34:07.200
+他一個人還吃十個人的飯呢
+
+00:34:07.400 --> 00:34:09.680
+你為甚麼一定要幫著他呢？
+難道他是你的親戚？
+
+00:34:10.240 --> 00:34:13.560
+他一個人孤苦伶仃的從湖南到京城
+
+00:34:13.800 --> 00:34:16.120
+沒有工作做就沒有飯吃了
+
+00:34:16.680 --> 00:34:21.320
+這種人隨時會餓死街頭
+客死異鄉的, 好淒慘的
+
+00:34:22.000 --> 00:34:24.840
+我白白的給他工錢, 我更淒慘
+
+00:34:26.240 --> 00:34:30.240
+那你放心吧, 我保証他
+工作一定會做得好好的
+
+00:34:30.440 --> 00:34:33.200
+那行了吧？有甚麼事我來負責
+
+00:34:34.160 --> 00:34:36.200
+是你說的, 不過…
+
+00:34:36.480 --> 00:34:37.160
+怎麼樣？
+
+00:34:38.240 --> 00:34:40.080
+如果他在這裏又吃又住的話
+
+00:34:40.800 --> 00:34:42.440
+又沒有甚麼貢獻又不能幹活的話
+
+00:34:43.120 --> 00:34:44.520
+那就當然要扣工錢了
+
+00:34:45.600 --> 00:34:48.200
+三文錢、兩文錢、一文錢
+
+00:34:49.120 --> 00:34:51.880
+好了, 一個月扣他一兩八
+
+00:34:52.760 --> 00:34:55.560
+那你不就是跟人家乞丐搶飯吃了
+
+00:34:55.760 --> 00:34:57.720
+我用得著跟乞丐搶飯吃嗎？
+
+00:34:57.960 --> 00:34:59.480
+你不高興就讓他走
+
+00:34:59.720 --> 00:35:01.560
+叫他進來…收拾東西, 走…
+
+00:35:01.800 --> 00:35:03.120
+你怎麼說怎麼好吧
+
+00:35:03.920 --> 00:35:05.640
+大不了從我那兒扣一點吧
+
+00:35:05.800 --> 00:35:06.440
+扣你的是嗎？
+
+00:35:07.840 --> 00:35:09.760
+這次真要謝謝你幫我向老闆娘求情
+
+00:35:10.680 --> 00:35:13.440
+別客氣了, 相識一場, 能幫就幫
+
+00:35:17.640 --> 00:35:20.560
+你看看你
+練武功根本就不能硬來的
+
+00:35:20.840 --> 00:35:24.560
+欲速則不達, 你這麼練下去
+只會練壞你的一雙手
+
+00:35:25.960 --> 00:35:28.560
+完了, 胳臂練得受了傷
+
+00:35:28.960 --> 00:35:30.240
+這幾匹布又等著晾乾
+
+00:35:31.160 --> 00:35:32.000
+都不知道怎麼辦？
+
+00:35:32.320 --> 00:35:36.400
+你放��, 還有我在嘛, 過來…
+
+00:35:37.560 --> 00:35:38.800
+過來
+幹甚麼？
+
+00:35:39.000 --> 00:35:40.040
+你坐下…
+
+00:35:40.120 --> 00:35:40.920
+我坐下？
+是
+
+00:35:41.000 --> 00:35:41.480
+幹甚麼？
+
+00:35:41.600 --> 00:35:42.680
+先把你的腳洗乾淨
+
+00:35:43.760 --> 00:35:44.800
+為甚麼要把腳洗乾淨？
+
+00:35:45.440 --> 00:35:48.080
+你的手不是不行嗎？還有一雙腳
+
+00:35:48.640 --> 00:35:51.920
+我來教你, 以腳替手, 洗
+
+00:35:52.160 --> 00:35:55.280
+別鬧了, 用腳來幹活？怎麼可能？
+
+00:35:56.640 --> 00:35:59.560
+你說這麼多廢話幹甚麼
+先把腳伸進去洗腳
+
+00:36:02.920 --> 00:36:03.640
+洗
+
+00:36:06.440 --> 00:36:07.240
+我的腳不行
+
+00:36:07.520 --> 00:36:10.440
+不過我可以以手代腳示範給你看
+
+00:36:10.480 --> 00:36:12.880
+首先用兩個腳趾夾著一塊布
+
+00:36:13.080 --> 00:36:14.440
+一繞, 拿起
+
+00:36:22.760 --> 00:36:23.560
+不就乾了
+
+00:36:24.600 --> 00:36:25.720
+別噢了, 該你了
+
+00:36:40.320 --> 00:36:41.640
+怎麼樣？你沒事吧？
+
+00:36:42.560 --> 00:36:43.280
+沒事
+
+00:36:44.720 --> 00:36:45.640
+為甚麼我不行？
+
+00:36:46.120 --> 00:36:48.440
+我這技術也不是一兩天就行的
+
+00:36:49.760 --> 00:36:51.160
+剛才那些動作有甚麼名堂
+
+00:36:52.880 --> 00:36:56.080
+洗衣店說甚麼沾衣十八跌
+
+00:36:56.640 --> 00:36:57.920
+你剛才那只是第一跌
+
+00:36:58.360 --> 00:37:00.840
+要有信心繼續練, 不要像我這樣
+
+00:37:01.440 --> 00:37:03.240
+我現在出去幹活了, 你慢慢練吧
+
+00:37:07.240 --> 00:37:08.120
+我不信我不行
+
+00:37:08.480 --> 00:37:10.960
+好香的白糖糕, 剛剛蒸的白糖糕
+
+00:37:11.640 --> 00:37:12.440
+我全都買下來
+
+00:37:12.800 --> 00:37:13.480
+原來是你
+
+00:37:13.640 --> 00:37:14.360
+買不起嗎？
+
+00:37:15.040 --> 00:37:16.400
+買這麼多請大家吃嗎？
+
+00:37:16.600 --> 00:37:17.240
+你別管
+
+00:37:17.440 --> 00:37:19.560
+你練武功沒有？整天想著玩
+
+00:37:19.960 --> 00:37:22.560
+你教我那幾招譚腿
+我已經練得滾瓜爛熟了
+
+00:37:22.720 --> 00:37:23.400
+是不是真的？
+
+00:37:23.920 --> 00:37:25.520
+你不信？收攤, 跟我去看
+
+00:37:27.400 --> 00:37:29.080
+還說練功, 到這裏來幹甚麼呢？
+
+00:37:30.200 --> 00:37:31.040
+你怕我把你賣了？
+
+00:37:31.760 --> 00:37:33.080
+你這麼難看賣也沒人要
+
+00:37:33.360 --> 00:37:34.240
+你…
+
+00:37:39.640 --> 00:37:40.680
+是戲棚
+
+00:37:41.680 --> 00:37:44.240
+你大小姐喜歡看戲
+所以特地帶你來玩
+
+00:37:44.600 --> 00:37:45.840
+是杜麗娘的戲服
+
+00:37:46.240 --> 00:37:47.840
+一定是上演"牡丹亭"
+
+00:37:48.320 --> 00:37:49.920
+我最喜歡遊園驚夢那一節
+
+00:37:50.280 --> 00:37:52.280
+這麼巧, 我也是, 我不大相信
+
+00:37:52.440 --> 00:37:54.880
+麻煩你唱第五段
+第四節第三段來聽一聽
+
+00:37:55.160 --> 00:37:55.720
+聽著
+
+00:37:56.520 --> 00:38:01.280
+休得滿口粗俗言
+
+00:38:01.520 --> 00:38:07.400
+我是名門淑女　千金之軀
+
+00:38:08.880 --> 00:38:10.640
+你真行, 小時候看的現在還記得
+
+00:38:11.080 --> 00:38:13.480
+當然了, 這齣戲我看了十幾次了
+
+00:38:13.800 --> 00:38:15.040
+倒過來唱我也會
+
+00:38:16.480 --> 00:38:19.000
+那麼小看戲可以看十幾次
+
+00:38:19.560 --> 00:38:21.000
+那你小的時候家裏豈不是很富貴？
+
+00:38:22.080 --> 00:38:23.840
+我們以前常常來看戲的
+
+00:38:24.400 --> 00:38:28.280
+王寶釧、烏龍院, 還有連環套
+
+00:38:29.080 --> 00:38:31.120
+每次看都要坐包廂
+
+00:38:32.080 --> 00:38:35.640
+一邊看一邊嗑著瓜子吃花生
+
+00:38:37.000 --> 00:38:38.680
+我以前不會嗑瓜子
+
+00:38:39.440 --> 00:38:41.040
+我爹一個一個的幫我剝
+
+00:38:42.360 --> 00:38:47.000
+他最喜歡就是喝雨前龍井
+吃桂花糕
+
+00:38:49.800 --> 00:38:51.520
+那你小時候你爹豈不是很疼你？
+
+00:38:51.680 --> 00:38:53.840
+當然了, 我最小當然疼我了
+
+00:38:54.720 --> 00:38:55.760
+如果我爹還活著
+
+00:38:56.400 --> 00:38:59.000
+知道我整天都要拋頭露面賣白糖糕
+
+00:38:59.480 --> 00:39:02.160
+還要受人氣, 一定很傷心
+
+00:39:03.720 --> 00:39:04.520
+真的嗎？
+
+00:39:06.320 --> 00:39:07.280
+豈有此理
+
+00:39:08.720 --> 00:39:11.280
+你還想演花旦
+現在演丑角還差不多
+
+00:39:11.640 --> 00:39:12.280
+當真
+
+00:39:12.360 --> 00:39:13.080
+果然
+
+00:39:13.240 --> 00:39:13.920
+看槍
+
+00:39:14.200 --> 00:39:17.200
+我躲, 剛才那招就是一柱擎天
+
+00:39:17.400 --> 00:39:18.600
+那我就再試你幾招吧
+
+00:39:18.760 --> 00:39:19.360
+我躲
+
+00:39:20.480 --> 00:39:23.400
+擋, 雙龍出海, 還有沒有？
+
+00:39:23.800 --> 00:39:24.920
+還有三鳳朝陽
+
+00:39:27.000 --> 00:39:30.280
+縮頭烏龜、膽小鼠輩、不三不四
+
+00:39:30.360 --> 00:39:31.440
+偷偷摸摸的快出來
+
+00:39:32.360 --> 00:39:33.440
+快點出來見老娘
+
+00:39:36.240 --> 00:39:38.240
+縮頭烏龜, 你已經被捕了
+
+00:39:40.000 --> 00:39:42.320
+我輸了, 女俠饒命
+
+00:39:44.480 --> 00:39:45.440
+怎麼樣？好不好玩？
+
+00:39:46.160 --> 00:39:47.480
+謝謝你帶我到這裡來
+
+00:39:49.120 --> 00:39:49.760
+怎麼這麼吵？
+
+00:39:52.560 --> 00:39:53.280
+誰這麼吵？
+
+00:39:55.120 --> 00:40:00.240
+這麼亂, 甚麼人…出來, 是甚麼人
+
+00:40:01.760 --> 00:40:02.520
+怎麼辦？
+
+00:40:02.840 --> 00:40:04.600
+不用怕, 我是捕快
+
+00:40:07.760 --> 00:40:09.720
+有沒有看見賊？不用怕, 我去追他
+
+00:40:16.560 --> 00:40:17.400
+霞姨
+
+00:40:18.920 --> 00:40:20.240
+小姐, 你回來了
+
+00:40:21.800 --> 00:40:23.840
+你去哪兒了？這麼晚才回來
+
+00:40:24.440 --> 00:40:25.800
+沒去哪裏
+
+00:40:26.920 --> 00:40:28.200
+你怎麼這麼晚還不睡？
+
+00:40:28.840 --> 00:40:32.400
+等你回來嘛, 我還在蒸糕呢
+等我回來
+
+00:40:32.920 --> 00:40:36.400
+蒸糕？燒焦的味
+
+00:40:38.880 --> 00:40:43.680
+我正在蒸糕, 我的糕…
+
+00:40:43.760 --> 00:40:44.920
+這一籠糕怎麼辦？
+
+00:40:45.280 --> 00:40:47.680
+糟了…水都乾了, 小姐, 不好意思
+
+00:40:48.040 --> 00:40:51.040
+把你的一籠糕都蒸壞了, 對不起…
+
+00:40:51.240 --> 00:40:52.160
+沒關係
+
+00:40:52.840 --> 00:40:54.560
+沒關係？不好意思
+
+00:40:55.080 --> 00:40:55.920
+沒關係
+
+00:40:56.680 --> 00:40:59.400
+上次我蒸壞了你一籠糕
+你就大發脾氣
+
+00:41:00.960 --> 00:41:02.800
+我說沒關係了, 放心吧
+
+00:41:03.880 --> 00:41:04.560
+你別走
+
+00:41:04.840 --> 00:41:05.520
+甚麼事？
+
+00:41:07.800 --> 00:41:10.600
+你看你, 春風滿面的
+
+00:41:10.720 --> 00:41:11.800
+春風滿面？
+
+00:41:12.360 --> 00:41:13.760
+是不是有了意中人了？
+
+00:41:14.200 --> 00:41:16.480
+快點告訴霞姨, 是哪一家的公子
+
+00:41:17.480 --> 00:41:18.600
+沒那回事, 你別胡說
+
+00:41:19.240 --> 00:41:20.240
+甚麼胡說？
+
+00:41:20.440 --> 00:41:23.280
+人家說凡是有了意中人的男女
+
+00:41:23.440 --> 00:41:25.680
+他的耳朵一定是紅紅的
+
+00:41:26.440 --> 00:41:27.840
+快點讓我看看是不是紅紅的
+
+00:41:28.360 --> 00:41:30.320
+快點讓我看看
+有甚麼好看
+
+00:41:30.800 --> 00:41:32.720
+你別那麼多事, 快點看著蒸糕吧
+
+00:41:36.720 --> 00:41:39.480
+不可能的…霞姨她胡說
+
+00:41:40.360 --> 00:41:41.720
+哪有這種事情呢？
+
+00:41:48.200 --> 00:41:51.360
+糟了…紅的就像紅辣椒一樣
+
+00:41:54.560 --> 00:41:58.040
+怎麼辦呢？為甚麼會這樣呢？
+
+00:42:02.680 --> 00:42:09.800
+為甚麼呢？難道我真的喜歡了他？
+
+00:42:52.560 --> 00:42:53.280
+來了很久了
+
+00:42:53.480 --> 00:42:54.800
+不是, 剛剛到
+
+00:42:56.520 --> 00:42:58.560
+好棒…鰲大人武功蓋世
+
+00:42:59.560 --> 00:43:01.680
+怎麼樣？是不是有譚天的消息
+
+00:43:02.120 --> 00:43:06.720
+那倒沒有, 不過這樣, 他的妹妹
+已經讓我哄得非常信任我了
+
+00:43:08.200 --> 00:43:08.960
+這是甚麼意思？
+
+00:43:09.480 --> 00:43:13.240
+譚雪已經將譚腿的精妙之處
+全都告訴我了
+
+00:43:16.240 --> 00:43:17.120
+儘管說出來聽聽
+
+00:43:17.360 --> 00:43:20.360
+是, 大人
+譚腿的第一招名為一柱擎天
+
+00:43:20.840 --> 00:43:23.680
+意思也就是說, 走捷徑、不兜圈
+
+00:43:23.960 --> 00:43:26.480
+打個比喻, 就像到花滿樓去喝花酒
+
+00:43:26.760 --> 00:43:29.080
+看見合眼緣的姑娘就要主動出擊
+
+00:43:29.320 --> 00:43:31.360
+不用問芳名, 不用查家世
+
+00:43:31.440 --> 00:43:32.600
+一看見喜歡就…
+
+00:43:35.400 --> 00:43:36.120
+繼續說
+
+00:43:36.400 --> 00:43:40.400
+是, 譚腿的第二式就叫雙龍出海
+
+00:43:40.960 --> 00:43:43.080
+一虛一實, 兩條腿同時踢出
+
+00:43:43.320 --> 00:43:47.160
+可是敵人永遠也捉摸不到
+你哪個是虛？哪個是實？
+
+00:43:47.440 --> 00:43:48.360
+不就中招了嗎？
+