[ { "id": "episode_1_chunk_0", "conversations": [ { "from": "邢捕头", "value": "我得走" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "老邢" }, { "from": "邢捕头", "value": "我公务在身 我心系百姓 我公务在身 我心系百姓" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "你听我说" }, { "from": "邢捕头", "value": "啥也别说了 事已至此 各安天命" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "不要走" }, { "from": "邢捕头", "value": "我得走" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "你走 我就死给你看" }, { "from": "邢捕头", "value": "你这是何苦呢" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "不苦 留不住你的心 也要留住你的人" }, { "from": "邢捕头", "value": "要是人也留不住呢" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "那就麻烦你 把上个月的酒钱结了吧 算盘伺候" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "汾酒七两 七八五十六" }, { "from": "邢捕头", "value": "佟掌柜 咱总得讲点道理吧" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "我咋不讲道理了" }, { "from": "邢捕头", "value": "雌雄双煞闹得这么凶 整个七侠镇 风声鹤唳 人人自危 我一个堂堂淄衣捕头 不能总护者你一家吧" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "那倒也是啊" }, { "from": "邢捕头", "value": "这就对了" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "汾酒七两 七八五十六" }, { "from": "邢捕头", "value": "行了行了 你还有完没完 差不多行了啊" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "不好意思啊 我错了" }, { "from": "邢捕头", "value": "知道错在哪了" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "错在 女儿红是七两 汾酒是八两 八八六十四 七九六十三 还要再加五钱" }, { "from": "邢捕头", "value": "有杀气" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "在哪呢" }, { "from": "邢捕头", "value": "雌雄双煞 专爱上房" }, { "from": "邢捕头", "value": "那" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "我咋还是看不见" }, { "from": "邢捕头", "value": "别看了 他们穿的都是夜行衣" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "你咋看见的" }, { "from": "邢捕头", "value": "感觉啊 小贼哪里逃" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "开会 开会" } ] }, { "id": "episode_1_chunk_1", "conversations": [ { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "最近风声很紧 治安很差 要是万一有生人问起 咱们同福客栈的人和事 千万不要暴露" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "不会的 不会的" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "不会什么 就你俩那胆儿 一害怕肯定要说吐噜嘴 都听掌柜的话 嘴一定要严" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "是是是" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "你说咱们镇上 怎么就来了这两个魔头呢" } ] }, { "id": "episode_1_chunk_2", "conversations": [ { "from": "白展堂", "value": "你指的是雌雄双煞吧" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "什么煞" }, { "from": "莫小贝", "value": "就是一男一女两个二傻子呗" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "你不要命咧 又胡说" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "不至于 两个小毛贼 想当年 我闯荡江湖哪会儿" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "哎呀 妈呀" } ] }, { "id": "episode_1_chunk_3", "conversations": [ { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "拜托你手脚就不能利索一点儿" }, { "from": "小青", "value": "我又不是故意的 再说咱又不是贼 干吗放着正道不走非走房梁啊" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "这就叫江湖" }, { "from": "小青", "value": "你老说江湖江湖什么是江湖啊" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "江湖 就是江湖" } ] }, { "id": "episode_1_chunk_4", "conversations": [ { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "一只猫就把你们吓成了这样 出来出来 出来吧 不要撅着了" }, { "from": "莫小贝", "value": "放开我放开我" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "危险危险" }, { "from": "莫小贝", "value": "不放我咬了" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "哎呀妈呀 掌柜的你看你小姑子呀" }, { "from": "莫小贝", "value": "要是我哥还活着早一剑砍过来了" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "没大没小的" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "嫂子 你光说我不说他啊" } ] }, { "id": "episode_1_chunk_5", "conversations": [ { "from": "小青", "value": "小姐 我有多少天没睡过安生觉了 敢情行李不是你背是吧" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "怕吃苦你就别当大侠" }, { "from": "小青", "value": "本来就没想当大侠嘛" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "那你还出来干嘛" }, { "from": "小青", "value": "郭芙蓉" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "好吧好吧 就算是我把你骗出来的还不行吗 小青 那这一路 咱不也有不少收获吗" }, { "from": "小青", "value": "什么收获呀" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "左家庄那个新娘子 不就咱俩救的吗" }, { "from": "小青", "value": "人家又没求你救她" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "还用求嘛 你没看她哭的有多伤心啊 还没嫁都哭成这个样子 真要嫁过去呀 这一辈子不就毁了吗" } ] }, { "id": "episode_1_chunk_6", "conversations": [ { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "左家庄的赵家姑娘 多好的人呀 就是丑了点 好不容易出嫁 激动得是热泪盈眶" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "正哭着雌雄双煞从天而降 对着新郎就是一顿暴捶 边打还边说 我们这是替天行道" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "打那之后新郎就再也没有露过面儿 赵家姑娘天天哭天天哭 哭得眼睛都快瞎了" } ] }, { "id": "episode_1_chunk_8", "conversations": [ { "from": "白展堂", "value": "十八里铺的薛神医呀 多好的人呀 那天正给乞丐治病拔火罐" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "刚点上火 雌雄双煞从天而降 对他们一阵拳打脚踢 边打还边说我们这是替天行道" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "等他们行完道以后 薛神医大病一场 从此闭馆 再也不给人看病了" } ] }, { "id": "episode_1_chunk_9", "conversations": [ { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "还有西凉河那回 咱俩要是晚到一步 那一船的人都得让河盗给宰了" }, { "from": "小青", "value": "小姐 你怎么知道那是河盗呢" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "你见过哪个摆渡的不收钱呢" } ] }, { "id": "episode_1_chunk_10", "conversations": [ { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "西凉河上的葛三叔 多好的人呀 只要不打渔就去摆渡 送人过河还不收钱 那天刚把一船人给装上 雌雄双煞从天而降 对他们一阵拳打脚踢 边打还边说" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "替天行道" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "行完道就把船给凿沉了" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "打那之后 再想过河 就得多走五十里路" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "就这还不算完 八里庄的货郎 黑风岭的猎户" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "白石桥的锁匠 魏公村的樵夫" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "只要是善人要是被他们碰上就难逃一劫" } ] }, { "id": "episode_1_chunk_11", "conversations": [ { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "这么多的胜利成果呀 难道还不够吗" }, { "from": "小青", "value": "可是小姐 咱们干这么多好事 怎么连句谢谢都没捞着啊" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "咱又不图这个" }, { "from": "小青", "value": "那图什么呀" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "图个说法 以前人家介绍我 总是说 这是郭巨侠他女儿 我希望以后有人介绍他 就说是 这是郭女侠她爹" }, { "from": "小青", "value": "那下一步干吗" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "踩点儿 咱们脚下就是一家不折不扣的黑店" }, { "from": "小青", "value": "你怎么知道" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "你见过哪家客栈门前不点灯啊" } ] }, { "id": "episode_1_chunk_12", "conversations": [ { "from": "白展堂", "value": "越说越瘆人了 掌柜的 要不咱爸门口的灯笼点上吧" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "不行 当初不点灯就是想给他们造成一个假象 咱们这个店里没有人 或者吓唬她们 咱们这儿就是个黑店" } ] }, { "id": "episode_1_chunk_13", "conversations": [ { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "第二你见过哪家客栈门前会有那么多的血迹" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "如果是鸡血,那么鸡毛在哪" } ] }, { "id": "episode_1_chunk_14", "conversations": [ { "from": "吕秀才", "value": " 掌柜的 这是我亲手做的 留给你防身" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "好秀才 难得你有这份心 自己留着赶蚊子用吧" } ] }, { "id": "episode_1_chunk_17", "conversations": [ { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "咱俩要是再不动手 没准又要多添几条人命" }, { "from": "小青", "value": "小姐 那我们还等什么" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "我先下去搜集证据 然后再把他们一网打尽" }, { "from": "小青", "value": "哎 那我干什么呀" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "原地待命 等我消息" }, { "from": "小青", "value": "小姐 小心啊" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "小青 你就等着和我一起名垂武侠史册吧" } ] }, { "id": "episode_1_chunk_18", "conversations": [ { "from": "白展堂", "value": "你们说 他们不会真的找上门来吧" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "来就来吧 这也是命中注定的 如果我要是真是有个三长两短 你们帮衬着点儿 帮我把小贝拉扯大" }, { "from": "莫小贝", "value": "嫂子" } ] }, { "id": "episode_1_chunk_19", "conversations": [ { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "有人吗" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "没有 妈呀咋办呐" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "展堂 考验你的时候到了" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "这啥破玩意儿 凭啥是我啊" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "因为我们没有闯过江湖 没有你那么多江湖经验 不要怕 我们都在呢" } ] }, { "id": "episode_1_chunk_20", "conversations": [ { "from": "白展堂", "value": "谁呀" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "我" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "我谁 我是谁" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "我哪知道你是谁 开门" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "哎呀妈呀他不知道我是谁呀" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "就说我们已经打烊了" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "佟湘玉说我们打犹豫了" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "佟湘玉是谁" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "我们掌柜的 妈呀妈呀给说漏了" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "我住一晚上就走" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "就说没空房啦" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "李大嘴说没空房了" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "李大嘴是谁" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "做饭的厨子厨艺不咋的 妈呀 大嘴我给你说漏了" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "通铺也行 我出双倍价钱" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "就说不是钱的问题" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "吕秀才说不是钱的事儿" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "吕秀才又是干什么的" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "算帐的 酸秀才 哎呀妈呀 说漏了" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "五十两" }, { "from": "莫小贝", "value": "你就跟他说 刚才不是说了吗不是价钱的问题" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "莫小贝说了 刚才不是说了吗不是钱的事儿" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "莫小贝又是谁" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "是我们佟掌柜的小姑子 换句话说我们佟掌柜是她嫂子" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "说了半天你是谁" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "他姓白叫展堂 是个死跑堂的" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "从来没干过坏事啊" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "好吧 我出的不是银子是黄金" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "就这么盯了 客官里边请" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "掌柜的 掌柜的" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "是黄金呀" } ] }, { "id": "episode_1_chunk_21", "conversations": [ { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "你是一个人吗" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "对呀 有问题吗" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "没问题 我说不是吧 客官楼上请 展堂关门" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "你嫂子哪天死了就是贪死的" } ] }, { "id": "episode_1_chunk_22", "conversations": [ { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "公子哪里来呀" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "打来处来" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "要到哪里去" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "到去处去" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "公子贵姓" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "免贵姓郭" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "我姓佟 你就可以叫我湘玉 有什么事打招呼啊 千万别客气" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "佟掌柜慢走 恕不远送" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "不用送了 我自己会走" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "再见 是黑店就会有机关 找到机关把它连锅端" } ] }, { "id": "episode_1_chunk_24", "conversations": [ { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "那你到底去不去" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "人是你放进来的 凭啥让我去啊" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "不要怕我们都在 去去去" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "有事吗" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "找啥呢" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "你们这闹耗子我找窝呢 有事儿吗" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "没事儿" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "没事儿就出去" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "小的来主要是问问你 需不需要洗个热水澡 我给你打水去" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "不用" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "您瞧" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "呦 那也不用" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "你放心 没人笑话你" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "笑我什么" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "笑你身子骨弱呀 你看你这瘦胳膊瘦腿的 一看" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "哎呀妈呀 哎呀没想到 劲儿还不小啊" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "你可以出去了" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "你刚才那招是分筋错骨手吧" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "你怎么知道" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "你就说是还是不是吧" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "事已至此 就休怪我不客气了" } ] }, { "id": "episode_1_chunk_25", "conversations": [ { "from": "白展堂", "value": "救命啊 杀人啦" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "郭公子 有话好好说吗 你这是干啥" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "替天行道" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "哎呀妈呀 这话咋听着耳熟呢" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "雌雄双煞" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "是双侠 你们怎么知道" }, { "from": "莫小贝", "value": "地球人都知道" } ] }, { "id": "episode_1_chunk_26", "conversations": [ { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "不要过来 苦海无边回头是岸 岸" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "按佛家来说 放下屠刀立地成佛 佛" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "佛法无边普渡众生 生" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "生生亦何欢死亦何惧 惧" }, { "from": "莫小贝", "value": "惧 据说明天有雨" }, { "from": "莫小贝", "value": "嗯" }, { "from": "莫小贝", "value": "你杀了我吧" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "站起来 要死也死的有骨气" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "小姑娘我杀你干吗 你又没犯法" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "我们也没有犯法" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "开黑店还不算犯法" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "早叫你别贪财这回遭报应了" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "你凭什么说我们这是黑店" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "不是黑店 门前为什么不点灯" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "还不是为了防你" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "不是黑店 你防我干吗" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "是黑店就不用防你了" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "你说什么" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "我说 展堂全靠你了" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "不行 我发过毒誓以后再也不动手了" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "不动手用脚也行" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "不行 那我非把他踢残了不可" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "来来来 朝这儿踢千万别客气" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "别逼我 别逼我" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "接招" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "葵花 葵花葵花点穴手" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "这就给点上了" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "已经点住了" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "这就是雌雄双煞呀" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "这是雌的还是雄的呢" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "废话当然是雄的" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "雌的还在外面" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "那下一步咋办呢" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "扛到后院 捆到磨上 明天一早 送交官府" } ] }, { "id": "episode_1_chunk_27", "conversations": [ { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "来啦来啦 不要敲了 我这是榆木门巴 敲坏了你赔呀" }, { "from": "小青", "value": "我们家小姐呢" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "谁是你家小姐" }, { "from": "小青", "value": "说了你也不知道" }, { "from": "小青", "value": "好狗不挡道" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "此言差矣 子曾经曰过" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "威武不能屈" }, { "from": "小青", "value": "那好 你来告诉我 昨天晚上是不是有人投宿啊" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "可他是个男的呀" }, { "from": "小青", "value": "那就对了 我家小姐就这样" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "那你们家小姐到底是男是女啊" }, { "from": "小青", "value": "非男非女 时男时女 她人呢" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "她没有来过" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "掌柜的 昨晚那小子已经半死不活了 给不给喂点水" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "咋的了" }, { "from": "小青", "value": "果然是个黑店" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "你想干啥" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "等等" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "替天行道" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "知道她是谁了吧" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "雌雄双煞" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "雌的来了" }, { "from": "小青", "value": "擒贼先擒王" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "展堂救我" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "掌柜的 我来了" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "啊" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "我的百年老楼梯" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "小青" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "展堂" }, { "from": "小青", "value": "小姐你没事吧" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "湘玉你没事吧" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "一时半会儿还死不了" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "已经吓得半死了" }, { "from": "小青", "value": "你放过她" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "你放开她" }, { "from": "小青", "value": "你先放" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "你先放" }, { "from": "小青", "value": "你放开我们家小姐" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "你放开我们家掌柜" }, { "from": "小青", "value": "你放开我们家芙蓉" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "你放开我们家湘玉" }, { "from": "小青", "value": "你放开我们家如花似玉的郭芙蓉" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "你放开我们家风情万种的佟湘玉" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "行了 别叫板了 先把我们掌柜的放了" }, { "from": "小青", "value": "凭什么我先放" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "女士优先嘛 子曾经曰过" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "去" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "要不这样 我数到三大家一起放人" }, { "from": "小青", "value": "同意" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "三、二、一" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "一定不能放 她们是雌雄双煞呀" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "现在已经是双雌了对吧" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "确定一定以及肯定" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "放了她们 她们祸害镇上的百姓怎么办" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "谁祸害镇上百姓啦" }, { "from": "小米", "value": "是你" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "你不是十八里铺的肥乞丐吗" }, { "from": "小米", "value": "苍天呐 这真是老天爷开眼呐 雌雄双煞落网了" }, { "from": "小青", "value": "他这人怎么这样呀" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "还不都是你们害的 要不然他的风湿病早就好了" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "他的病跟我们有什么关系啊" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "人家火罐拔得好好的 你跳出来把薛神医毒打一顿" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "我哪知道那是拔火罐呀" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "还有左家庄的赵姑娘 好不容易嫁出去了 现在让你搁在了家里 西凉河的葛三叔 白石桥的" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "够了 这么说我救的那些人都反过来怪我吗" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "岂止是怪 简直就是恨之入骨" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "现在正筹银子准备缉拿二位呢" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "怎么灰这样呢 小青" }, { "from": "小青", "value": "小姐你去哪" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "心里很乱想一个人静一会儿" } ] }, { "id": "episode_1_chunk_28", "conversations": [ { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "吃点东西吧" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "谢谢 我不饿 我只是想当大侠而已 没想到给你店里添了那么多麻烦" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "你也知道是麻烦啊 在你心目中大侠应该是什么样子呢" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "就像我爹年轻时候那样了 纵横江湖 行侠仗义" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "行侠仗义每个人都想 但不是每个人都能做得到的" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "你觉得侠应该是什么样" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "把侠字拆开来 应该是一个人一个夹这说明什么呀" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "夹着尾巴做人" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "不要怕 这个夹应该是夹道欢迎" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "什么意思啊" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "一个人呀 只要心存善念多为别人着想 自然会受到夹道欢迎嘛" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "那照你这么说 只要心肠好就谁都能成大侠了" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "那还不够呀 还要注意方式方法 要都向你一样 动不动就打打杀杀 江湖不就成了血湖了" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "那不打打杀杀 还能算是江湖吗" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "我希望你自己能找到答案" } ] }, { "id": "episode_1_chunk_29", "conversations": [ { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "这包银子你拿去分发给那些受害者 然后回家去吧" }, { "from": "小青", "value": "那你呢" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "我得留下 咱们把人家店砸了 总得有个说法吧" }, { "from": "小青", "value": "不是还有银子吗" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "与钱无关 我留下来只是想找一个答案" }, { "from": "小青", "value": "什么答案" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "这个太深奥了 你听不懂 回去告诉我爹 叫他不要担心 我找到答案以后 就会回家" }, { "from": "小青", "value": "肯定吗" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "确定一定以及肯定" }, { "from": "小青", "value": "告辞 你不许欺负我们家小姐 不然的话告诉老爷 让他一掌拍死你" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "哎说哟 姐姐 她不欺负我就谢天谢地啦" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "路上小心一点啊 有什么粗活累活 只管招呼吧" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "不急不急 开始之前呢 我先跟你把帐目算清楚啊" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "有这个必要吗" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "当然有啊 你看啊 砸坏的家具 撞坏的楼梯 还有锅碗瓢盆酒坛子再加上" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "行了行了 你就说一个总数好了" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "一共是四十八两七钱" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "这么便宜呀" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "我再把零头给你去掉一共是四十八两" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "没问题 那我每个月的工钱是多少" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "两钱银子" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "那也就是说 我给你" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "不用算了你还要给我干二十年 不要怕 二十年快得很 弹指一挥间" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "小青 等等我" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "葵花点穴手" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "把她搬到一边去 要是不干活的话 挂个衣服端个脸盆啥的 也是咱店的一个特色啊" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "好" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "爹 救我" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "我说怎么的 一块儿吃点" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "开饭了" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "来来吃 吃饭" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "哎呀不要抢 四个菜呢 还有一大碗汤 够吃的" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "你客气点儿 刚才在厨房都吃俩大骨头棒子了" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "你没啃呐 你再敢说你没啃" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "我啃的那不都是你剩下的吗" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "展堂" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "骨髓 把骨头砸开呀 里边那白汤 那叫一香 那叫一滑 使劲那么一吸" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "不是我啊 我没吸" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": " 使劲那么一吸 " }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "那呢 她吸的谁给她解的穴" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "没有解吧 呵呵 咋流口水了你看" }, { "from": "莫小贝", "value": "她是不是饿了" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "哎 我问你啊 你是不是饿了 你要饿了你就点头" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "点啥头啊 定着呢" }, { "from": "莫小贝", "value": "让我来 你知道错了吗 知道就眨个眼" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "知道 知道错了" }, { "from": "莫小贝", "value": "那要是我把你放开 你逃不逃 不逃就眨个眼" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "不逃了" }, { "from": "莫小贝", "value": "白大哥" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "掌柜的" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "解了吧,啊" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "行 葵花解穴手" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "咳咳 内力还在 " }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "哎哎 自己到厨房拿个碗去" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "哎哎哎 放下 放下" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "三十秒之内 这条板凳就要化作一条五彩巨蟒 把你们挨个活吃了" }, { "from": "莫小贝", "value": "真的假的呀" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "听他胡说呢 有那能耐还能让我点住" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "不信 你就瞧好了 是骡子是马 我这就牵出来溜一溜" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "扁担要绑在板凳上 板凳不让扁担绑在板凳上 扁担非要绑在板凳上" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "哎哎 展堂" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "跟我斗" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "走 跟我回去" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "你不要过来 你再走一步我就喊非礼" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "就你这样的还闯荡江湖呐" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "我怎么了 那我半路遇到坏人我还不能跑了 打又打不过 说又说不听 人家再怎么也是个女孩子嘛 肩不能挑 手不能提 身子骨本来就弱 还让你们那么折腾 这要在家 一顿不吃我娘就得急哭了 现在可倒好 从早饿到晚 连碗水都不让喝 你们还让不让人活了呀" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "小妹妹别哭了 走 咱回去吃饭啊" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "我不就是随便给你们玩了一招排山倒海" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "你都给我排成这样了 还排啊 还有没点人性啊 啊" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "又给扛回来了" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "解开" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "你不怕她跑了" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "解开" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "郭姑娘" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "我不敢 我不逃了我再也不敢逃了" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "你倒是想逃 这位白爷轻功天下第二" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "第一是楚留香 比赛那天我光着脚而且顶风" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "你嗓子咋了" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "让她一掌给我打的" }, { "from": "莫小贝", "value": "活该 三百里之内 他光着脚都能抓着你 你还逃" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "即使抓不到 我也会去报官的" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "报什么官" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "欠钱不还啦 到时候通缉令到处一贴 不过你倒是无所谓 你二皮脸 但是你爹娘的面子" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "喂 怎么说也是江湖中人好不好 给点面子嘛" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "面子得靠自己去争" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "什么意思啊" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "我说的还不明白吗" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "哇噻 那你就再说明白一点好了" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "人总不可能不干活就吃饭吧 先干活再说 咱们吃饭 来" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "这个菜好吃 这个好吃" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "哎哎哎 这还有没吃完饭的呢 会不会干活" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "怎么了 受不了啦 受不了可以开除我呀" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "开除你 谁来给我洗碗" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "饭不让我吃 碗倒是我洗呀 这饭 我还不吃了" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "干活去吧" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "我知道你不想打杂" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "那你还逼我" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "我也不想这样呀 不要胡思乱想啦 好好干 这是你的职责也是你的宿 命" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "我的宿命是一个女侠 不是一个连饭都吃不上的小杂役" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "你连杂役都干不好 大嘴 还想当女侠呢 呵呵" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "这是两码事儿好不好 当女侠靠的是这个 当杂役靠的是这个" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "这个和这个有什么区别吗 小贝" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "区别大了 跟你也说不清楚" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "那就啥都不要说 先老老实实地做" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "现在啊" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "对呀" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "拜托 我连饭都没有吃唉" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "干完了再吃 这是本店的规矩 噢 有句名言叫世界上没有白吃的午餐 " }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "别别别 让我当杂役也不是不行嘛 那你得给我点时间 让我把工作思路搞 搞清楚嘛" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "那好 你需要多久" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "这得看我的调研进度了 反正在我调研期间 我什么活也不想干" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "你不会需要一辈子吧" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "哎呀 放心吧 最多也就是个一年半载" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "啊" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "十天半个月也有可能 三五天 这总行了吧" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "就这么定了 你好像不爱吃馒头啊" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "谁说的" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "大嘴 给郭姑娘拿点咸菜来" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "哎 好嘞" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "宿命啊 这馒头是人吃的吗" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "不会吧 这么大的厨房 连点宵夜都没有" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "哎呀妈呀吓死我了" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "吓死我了" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "大晚上的你跑这儿来干啥呀" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "调查研究不可以啊" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "厨房有啥可研究的呀 赶紧出去 出去" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "干啥干啥呀 你看你急的样子 我还能一把火把它点了" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "点火你倒不敢 往锅里下点巴豆啥的那谁受得了啊" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "哎 你叫李大嘴是吧" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "他们都叫我大嘴 你就叫我李大哥吧" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "李大哥" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "哎" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "给我蒸碗鸡蛋羹 不要放葱花啊 记得多淋点儿麻油 最好是明德轩的" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "明德轩在京城呐 就这点儿了 我到哪儿给你弄去" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "随便嘛 这么点要求都达不到你还好意思做人家哥" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "要不你来 你做一试试" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "哟嗬 这就是你对待顾客的态度" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "是呀 你啥时候成顾客了" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "我问你 你是学什么菜系的呀" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "什什么菜系" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "川鲁粤淮扬闽浙湘本帮 没听过" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "我手艺是在黄鹤楼学的 黄鹤楼你知道吧" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "说句不客气的话 我进过的酒楼比你上的茅房还多 我尝过的美食比你吃过的饭还多" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "我上的茅房 你吃的美食" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "你看你看又听不懂了是不是 听不懂你还不虚心 也就是说 姐姐我见过的世面比你多" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "你啥时候成我姐姐了" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "哎呀 你到底蒸不蒸吗" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "蒸…" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "鸡蛋羹" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "我立马给你开火啊" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "快点儿 快点儿啊 手脚麻利点 千万不要蒸老了 蒸老了我可不给钱的" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "给钱?" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "干你的活儿 做好了送我屋去 记得多放点儿麻油 放少了我不给钱的哦" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "哎 你就请好儿吧 我这凭啥呀 这是找杂役还是请掌柜呢" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "哟 王公子啊 你好久不来了啦" }, { "from": "王公子", "value": "出了趟远门" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "是吗 来来来这边请" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "这地方好呀" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "哎 大白天正营业呢 上一边坐去" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "调研期间本姑娘想坐哪儿就坐哪儿 想干嘛就干嘛 你有意见啊 你找掌柜的说去啊" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "什么人呐" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "哎呀小地方就是好啊 太阳充足 在京城是满街高搂大厦 想晒都晒不着啊" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "没空" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "没空就抽点空了 你给我沏壶普洱好不好" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "没听说过" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "普洱要是没有就换点茉莉花 第一铺倒了啊 第二铺倒水之前先把沫子刮干净 要剩一根茶 叶杆我就不给钱的 你还愣着干什么 还不快去" } ] }, { "id": "episode_1_chunk_30", "conversations": [ { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "哎呀 好啦 一个一个来嘛 展堂先来" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "我没别的说的啊 就一句话 让她走 马上就走" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "她走了 欠我的银子谁还" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "我来还 那是不可能的 但是再让她这么折腾下去 咱这店迟早得关门" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "肯定的 整整三天了 每次一到清帐的时候 她就突然出现 要么玩我那算盘珠子 要么翻我 的帐本 前几天的帐 到现在还没清呢" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "大晚上不睡觉 非逼着我起来给她做宵夜 还顿顿不带重样的" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "那你就不会不弄吗?" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "立马排山倒海伺候之 你挨一下试试" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "你听听" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "她还敢动手了 就不怕展堂点她" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "可不敢点 可不敢点呐 你头脚点了 第二天她就敢上衙门口喊冤去" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "喊就喊呗 谁信呐" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "你是知不道啊 就她那副嘴脸 变化之快 演技之高 在我平生所见的人当中 只有青霞和曼玉能与之抗衡" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "那还得是她发挥失常 青霞曼玉超水平发挥呀" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "还真成个祸害了" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "掌柜的 这是帐本自己翻翻吧 这几天叫她折腾的 客流量活活少了一半呀" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "你们先下去吧 我一定要找她问个明白" } ] }, { "id": "episode_1_chunk_31", "conversations": [ { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "干什么 想群殴啊 不要过来" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "你让开" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "你过来我就喊非礼" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "郭姑娘" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "行了 我知道你想说啥" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "那就好 你啥时候才能开始工作" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "我不是说过了嘛 磨刀不误砍柴工吗" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "你都磨了多少天了 你就是一块锈铁现在也能刮胡子了吧" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "就是" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "瞧 如果再招一个厨子 我看他还敢说这种话" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "你" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "你逼急了我找四个你信不信 啊" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "冷静冷静" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "吵什么呀 吵" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "四个厨子 啊" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "对呀 川鲁粤淮每样一个 如果有必要的话 专门的点心师也应该的 最好是三个帐房 五个 跑堂 七个杂役" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "等等" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "说啥玩意呢" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "帐房三个怎么回事儿" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "不要着急吗 这些都暂时的 回头等生意做大了我再招二十个 这怎么着都够了吧" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "招二十个杂役那你干啥呢" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "你干啥呀" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "我当领班啊 这总没问题吧掌柜的" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "啊…… 这个 回头再说啊 你就说第二点吧" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "为了塑造形象推广品牌 咱们店得必须得扩大规模" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "咋扩呀" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "如果条件允许的话 就把整条街盘下来 如果条件再允许 就把整个镇子 盘下来 改名叫同福娱乐镇 餐饮洗浴一条龙 娱乐休闲一体化 最好再开几间赌场" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "呸" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "赌场" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "这一脸唾沫" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "唾死你" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "怎么了吗 有问题吗" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "照你这么改我们得花多少钱呐" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "就是啊" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "没钱呀 那你们没钱还开什么店呀 哎呀 趁早关门算了" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "你呀 先把地扫了再说吧" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "扫完地顺带手把这些衣服洗了" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "把衣服都洗干净了啊 洗不干净甭想吃饭 馒头都甭想吃了 还四个厨子 那我干啥去" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "三个帐房" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "五个跑堂的 一个跑堂的都不给钱" } ] }, { "id": "episode_1_chunk_32", "conversations": [ { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "来吧你就 哎哟我的天呀 洗衣服 谁不会呀" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "小郭 可以先从小件的洗起嘛" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "知道知道 先小后大 先外后里 谁不会呀 接下来呢" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "来看好了 坐这儿 先从小件的洗起啊 放点儿皂角粉 先从这个领口" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "哎 还真是干净了 行行 那你慢慢搓啊 我回屋喝口水先" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "你就打算这么一直拖下去了" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "拖? 我这是在调研呐 我就是想干 我也不会啊" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "不会干可以学嘛 没有人笑话你 做事情要靠手而不是嘴 俗话说光说不练假把式 嘴上说得 天花乱坠 大道理一套一套 做起事情来啥都不会 时间一长 谁还会信任你提拔你 谁还会 给你机会证明你自己呢" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "那 是这样吗" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "再放点儿皂角粉 哎 太多了太多了 人生要一步一步走 事情要一 点一滴做" } ] }, { "id": "episode_1_chunk_33", "conversations": [ { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": " 干完了干完了 别吃了快出来" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "哟都晾出来了吗 啊" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "怎么样" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "不错不错 过来过来不要吃了过来看一看" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "为小郭的第一个工作成果鼓掌" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "承让承让啊 以后各为有什么需要帮忙的 尽管开口啊" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "别以后了 就现在吧 这样啊 拿着啊 一会儿呢 帮我把这堆柴劈了" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "不用谢" }, { "from": "莫小贝", "value": "我吃完了 你帮我把碗洗了 还有呆会儿把我那被子给我晒了 顺便把里 面的棉花弹了 我给你拿被子去" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "哎 有没有搞错" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "你 想干吗" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "帮我把这双鞋洗了吧 顺便把鞋底儿重新纳一下 你是最棒的 花生米给你留着" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "帮我把这苞米搓了顺便磨成面 你行 你不是一般人" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "吃得太多了 吃得腰疼 帮我把腰捶一下" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "哇噻 你有没有搞错啊" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "腾不开手 晚上等着你啊 走走走 吃饭了" }, { "from": "莫小贝", "value": " 闭嘴 给给 谢谢你啊 全靠你了啊" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "喂喂喂 我还没有吃饭呐" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "干完再吃" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "喂 姑奶奶不干了啦 还不如当个光说不练的假把式呢" } ] }, { "id": "episode_2_chunk_0", "conversations": [ { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "这才来了几天就学会赖床了 水也不烧 地也不扫 床也不叠" }, { "from": "莫小贝", "value": "没起床怎么叠被子呀" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "那是她的事儿 去把她叫起来" }, { "from": "莫小贝", "value": "哎 小郭姐姐 赶紧起 赶紧起 白大哥带着我嫂子杀过来啦" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "来就来呗 有本事让他以一指点死我算啦" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "还学会叫板了" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "点她的檀中还是环跳就听您一句话了" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "有区别吗" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "点檀中呢上身酸麻 点环跳呢下身酸麻 再拿内力一催 管叫她奇痒难忍痛不欲生啊" } ] }, { "id": "episode_2_chunk_1", "conversations": [ { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "太毒了吧" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "开门开门 再不开我可踹了啊" }, { "from": "莫小贝", "value": "这就来啊" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "哎 这怎么办 小贝小贝 你就说我病了" }, { "from": "莫小贝", "value": "什么病" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "你说呢" }, { "from": "莫小贝", "value": "中风" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "中风中风 我中风 中风什么症状" }, { "from": "莫小贝", "value": "鼻歪眼斜 半身不遂 大小便失禁" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "这怎么装吗 不行不行 前两项还可以 后一项太难了 你换一个轻点儿的" }, { "from": "莫小贝", "value": "轻点儿的 那就上风好了" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "伤风好 伤风" }, { "from": "莫小贝", "value": "你这也太假了吧" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "开门开门 再不开我可踹了啊" }, { "from": "莫小贝", "value": "好好 知道啦" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "小贝 小贝 来来来" }, { "from": "莫小贝", "value": "你干吗呢" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "这样逼真一点" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "开门 开门 我真踹了啊" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "咋了" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "咋还睡着呢" }, { "from": "莫小贝", "value": "小郭姐姐伤风了" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "小贝 姐姐没事儿 就是有点发烧而已" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "发烧就发烧还而已" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "不信你摸啊 哎哟 还真是有点儿烫" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "我看看 这家伙脸都烧红了 头晕不晕啊" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "还好吧 就是觉得有点耳鸣 有时候还想吐" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "掌柜的 不是有了吧" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "胡说啥呢 人家是黄花大闺女 小郭" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "我就是想多睡一会儿 可不可以啊" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "不可以 都烧成这样 脸都烧红了 要不看医生还不活活烧成个傻子了 来 走走走" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "哎哎 不用了 不用了吧" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "妹子 你放心 医药费我全包了 花多少算多少我绝不含糊" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "这我倒是不担心 其实 我这个病是老毛病了 平时不能受累 一受累吧就得犯病" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "那你咋不早说嘛" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "也不是什么大病 多休息两天 弄点好吃好喝的 也就恢复过来" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "那你确定不需要看大夫了" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "确定一定以及肯定 你放心吧 我能挺得住的" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "那你好好休息啊 想吃啥 就跟姐说啊 再贵的东西我都让他们给你买去啊" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "不用不用" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "那好走吧" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "哎 要是有刚出炉的新鲜瓜子 就给我买两斤吧" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "两斤? 你吃了不怕上火呀" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "这就叫以毒攻毒 以火灭火 你快去啊 哎哎哎 必须是太原的薄皮瓜子" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "去把壶拿来" }, { "from": "莫小贝", "value": "给" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "是夜壶不是茶壶" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "没关系 我挺得主挺得住" }, { "from": "莫小贝", "value": "别装啦 是我" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "拜托你下次进来之前先敲门行不行 哎呀 赶紧关门" }, { "from": "莫小贝", "value": "小郭姐姐 你想躺到多久啊" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "这个嘛 看情况吧 初步定在八九月份" }, { "from": "莫小贝", "value": "八九月份 现在才二月份" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "我现在必须要休息 你就再容我歇两天嘛 看我成天被他们呼来喝去的 从早忙到晚 连晚饭 都不给吃 我容易么我 去 给倒杯热茶去啊" }, { "from": "莫小贝", "value": "你自己不会倒啊" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "我是个病人嘛 不倒算啦 自己动手 吃喝管饱" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "呀 咋起来了 躺下躺下躺下 你也是的 有啥事儿就喊一声吗 让他们 帮你做嘛 还非要自己动手 还有你 这么大的人了 连一点眼力见都没有" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "掌柜的 你不要怪小贝 她还是个孩子" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "孩子也不行 过来 你明明知道小郭姐姐身子虚 下不了地" }, { "from": "莫小贝", "value": "谁说的 刚才不是吓得挺好的吗" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "莫小贝 嫂子平时怎么教你的 对待病人 要像什么啊" }, { "from": "莫小贝", "value": "对待病人要像春天一样温暖啊" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "对啊" }, { "from": "莫小贝", "value": "可她不是病人" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "看看 看到了吧 本来没有咳嗽 也活活被你气出咳嗽了 你不要紧吧 来 来来" }, { "from": "莫小贝", "value": "既然如此 就别怪我不客气啦 嫂子 小郭姐姐的病" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "已经好了" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "啥" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "好了" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "不要担心你的活 他们已经帮你干了" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "啊 那就好 那就好 咳咳" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "安心养病啊" }, { "from": "莫小贝", "value": "好什么好啊 她的病" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "真的好了 不信你摸" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "好像不烧了 还咳嗽个啥嘛" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "我瓜子吃多了 齁着了" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "那就不要吃了嘛 你先再休息一下啊 我去通知一下他们 让他们不要干活了把活给你留着 啊" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "啊?" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "两斤的瓜子磕出八斤的皮 你是咋磕的" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "给我留着 以为这样就能拿住我了" }, { "from": "莫小贝", "value": "那你想干什么" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "再找点症状喽 我警告你啊你要再敢出卖我 小心我" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "跟我斗" }, { "from": "莫小贝", "value": "不就偷个懒吗 你至于这样吗" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": " 敢情不是你受累呀 那么大地方都一个人扫 那么多桌子都是你一个 人擦 还有锅碗瓢盆 床单被褥 咳咳 请进" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "掌柜的叫你把桌椅板凳重新归置一下" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "好的 我知道了" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "你的病不是好了吗" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "是啊 好的" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "这是你咳出来的" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "没事儿 我能挺得住 我能 咳咳" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "你确定吗" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "确定一定以及肯定 咳咳咳" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "你等会儿 我这就帮你叫人去啊 人呢 人都到哪去啦" }, { "from": "莫小贝", "value": "你也不怕咳死" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "咳死总比累死强" }, { "from": "莫小贝", "value": "呆会儿大夫来了 我看你咋办" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "这孩子真可怜呐 肺管子都咳出来了" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "实在听不下去了 我找大夫去" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "站住 小郭这个病 十有八九是肺痨" }, { "from": "莫小贝", "value": "而且是吃瓜子吃出来的喔" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "不要胡说 肯定是积劳成疾" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "那更得找大夫来啦" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "那可是肺痨" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "肺痨咋的啦" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "传染 弄不好还得出人命 这消息要传出去 咱店还开不开了" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "哎 难道开店比人的性命还重要啊 子曾经曰过" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "去" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "我又没说不找大夫" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "那行 我找大夫去 你甭管了这事儿包我身上了啊" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "站住" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "人都成这样了 你点我干啥呀" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "葵花点穴手 妈呀 脱手了刚才" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "你点她干啥" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "我有话要说 你就不能一次性把话听完吗 啊 掌柜的意思是说呀 这病 必须得看 但不是把 大夫找来 咱神不知鬼不觉的 把小郭送到十八里铺去 这样呢 看得好就看 实在看不好 就 把她放那儿慢慢治 啊 也不至于影响咱店里的生意 有空咱还可以去 看看她 我说的对不对 掌柜的" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "展堂深知我意啊 准备去吧" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "哎 这还有一个呢" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "就你最麻烦 葵花解穴手" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "点穴手 不识好歹" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "进屋你去抬小郭不跟我叫板 同意眨眼 解穴手" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "快快快 赶紧动手 速战速决 大嘴 快点儿" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "快点 快点" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "咋了" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "好像是没气儿了" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": " 哎呀 展堂" }, { "from": "莫小贝", "value": "不会吧 我来看看" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "小心传染" }, { "from": "莫小贝", "value": "要传早传了 你放心吧嫂子" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "你们怎么来了" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "我们来看看你" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "我刚才练了一套玉女心经 已经把咳嗽给治好了 你们听 这里的山路十八弯" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "你还有这手呢" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "你以为就你会武功啊 我这套玉女心经是我娘亲传 哎呀" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "怎么回事儿" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "别动别动 我自己来 我自己来 别动 别动 我的腿呢 我的腿呢" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "腿不在腰下长着吗" }, { "from": "莫小贝", "value": "嫂子你让开" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "真的没有感觉" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "没感觉 没感觉" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "人家瘫痪了你有没有人性啊你" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "去 这熊孩子 一边儿" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "爹 娘 我要回家" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "你只管放心 姐哪怕是倾家荡产 也会把你的腿治好啊" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "谢谢掌柜 但我现在真的好困啊" }, { "from": "莫小贝", "value": "你回去吧嫂子 啊" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "好好好 我这就叫他们给你打洗脚水啊" }, { "from": "莫小贝", "value": "哎 嫂子用不着用不着 以后小郭姐姐的洗脚水由我负责" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "啊 不用了吧" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "真懂事 这是她的一番心意 快" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "谢谢啊 没有这双好腿姑奶奶怎么闯荡江湖啊" }, { "from": "莫小贝", "value": "小郭姐姐 快点洗脚" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "谢谢小贝啊" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "烫" }, { "from": "莫小贝", "value": "烫?" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "不烫啊" }, { "from": "莫小贝", "value": "你是不是烫啊 行 我去给你弄凉水啊 哎" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "加了也没用 还是没感觉" }, { "from": "莫小贝", "value": "来 小郭姐姐" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "不不不用了 小贝 姐姐不想洗你拿走吧" }, { "from": "莫小贝", "value": "姐 你是不是又嫌我笨了" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "不是 姐姐就是有点困了" }, { "from": "莫小贝", "value": "没事没事我帮你洗 来" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "啊 不用不用 没感觉" }, { "from": "莫小贝", "value": "没感觉 那这样呢 还是没感觉吗" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "没感觉就是没感觉" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "怎么样了 脚洗好了没有" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "掌柜的 " }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "小郭 你咋又哭了" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "啊 小贝亲自给我洗脚 我真的好感动" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "小贝懂事了 那你接着洗啊 拿擦脚布" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "大恩大德永世难忘啊" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "啊 一脚大泡怎么往下消吗 死莫小贝 看我回头怎么收拾你" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "郭芙蓉 你一定行 你一定行" }, { "from": "莫小贝", "value": "小郭姐姐 你千万别气馁啊 我已经跟白大哥商量过了" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "商量了啥" }, { "from": "莫小贝", "value": "白大哥最擅长点穴 所以我想让他帮你治一下" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "别斗逗了小贝 他能把活人点死还能把死人点活了?" }, { "from": "莫小贝", "value": "反正都已经瘫痪了 咱就死马当作活马医嘛 白大哥进来吧" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "来了来了来了" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "不用了吧" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "放平了" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "放平?" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "别害怕啊 一会儿呢 我会用上我毕生的功力 一般人被点呢 只会感觉到疼和痒 同时下半 身像有几百根针同时扎着 当然你是感觉不到了" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "你听我说 白少侠" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "葵花点穴手 怎么样" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "没感觉" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "没感觉?" }, { "from": "莫小贝", "value": "不会吧" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "不应该呀 葵花点穴手" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "啊 还是没感觉" }, { "from": "莫小贝", "value": "那你嚎什么呀" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "我是以歌言志 借此歌颂他伟大的医德" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "你真是太客气了 葵花点穴手" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "就是没感觉" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "哎 葵花点穴手" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "有感觉了" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "我还没点呢" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "就是你刚才那几下有作用了" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "真的?" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "真的 不信你看 哎呀你看" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "哎呀 真的呀" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "真的真的 真是人类医学史上的奇迹啊 老白 哎哟哎哟 肚子好疼呀" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "那不是肚子是肝儿" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "啊?" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "刚才有件事儿我往告诉你了 我点的都是足厥阴肝经上的大穴 下手又比较重 所以" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "所以?" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "你好好休息 万一以后落下啥病根 别怪我啊" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "病根? 你 我跟你拼了" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "你身体不好别拼了 有事儿吩咐啊" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "莫小贝" }, { "from": "莫小贝", "value": "小郭姐姐 你放心啊 我一定会医好你的肝病 你等着啊" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "喂 喂 我的肝 我的肝" } ] }, { "id": "episode_2_chunk_2", "conversations": [ { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "哎呀 我的神呀 你咋又起来了吗 不是让你好 好休息吗 走走走 回屋休息去" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "不用不用 掌柜的您让我干活吧 再这么折腾下去 我的肝都要保不住啦" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "哎呀 你的肝又咋了" }, { "from": "莫小贝", "value": "小郭姐姐 小郭姐姐 你赶快准备一下大夫马上就来" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "我没病啊" }, { "from": "莫小贝", "value": "你别担心医药费我嫂子全包了" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "不用了 我真的没病 从发烧到咳嗽还有瘫痪 全是我装的 装的" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "你为什么要装呢" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "那人家前几天干活太累了嘛 就想休息一下下啦" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "那你为啥不直接跟我说吗" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "我哪知道你那么通情达理呀" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "你也不想想 一说你病了 掌柜的都敢养你一辈子 更何况放你两天假" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "好心当作驴肝肺" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "早知如此 我还费那劲干什么 这才歇了没两天我落了一身的病 脚上烫了一脚大泡不说 肝也疼 跟针扎了一样" }, { "from": "莫小贝", "value": "编瞎话你活该" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "既然如此 就不要怪我不讲情面了 展堂" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "小的在" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "店规伺候" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "第一百七十八条 念" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "撒谎骗人 并造成恶劣影响者 无论动机如何 点" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "又点呀" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "当然点" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "不要不要" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "葵花点穴手" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "干活去" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "这次点的是檀中 感受一下上半身又痒又麻 没抓没挠的感受吧" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": " 从今天起 抹布不离身 扫帚不离手 打扫到凌晨三点 这是新的店规 秀才记一下" }, { "from": "莫小贝", "value": "编一个谎言 又圆一个谎言 这种游戏是多么危险" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": ":你知道骗人不对就好 去帮着跑堂啊" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "来人呐救命啊 白展堂我恨你一辈子 我错啦 我再也不敢装病编瞎话啦 谁能 听见我的心声啊" } ] }, { "id": "episode_2_chunk_3", "conversations": [ { "from": "白展堂", "value": "客官 来里边请" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "排山倒海 白展堂你完蛋啦" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "我倒觉得该完蛋的是你 我这儿是客栈又不是垃圾站 给你 一柱香 收拾不完 不要想吃晚饭" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "如果勤劳也是一种错误 那我就马上改掉好了" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "勤劳都成这样了 懒起来还不成猪窝了 从今天起抹布不离身 扫帚不离手 这是店规知道了吧" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "咋的了 咋的了" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "你一厨子凑什么热闹赶紧送菜去" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "咋的了 小郭 有啥儿事跟我说别客气 谁跟你过不去就是跟我过不去 跟我过不去就是跟我 姑夫过不去 跟我姑夫过不去" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "那就是跟朝廷过不去" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "他姑夫谁啊" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "咱知县大老爷呀" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "你咋跟外人说呢 低调都低调啊 自己心里明白就行了 别可哪儿 吵吵啊" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "哟 邢捕头来啦 这谁呀" }, { "from": "邢捕头", "value": "新带的徒弟小六" }, { "from": "燕小六", "value": "给大哥大嫂道喜了" }, { "from": "邢捕头", "value": "那啥 小六过去专门帮人迎亲的" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "哎呀 瞧这小子多喜兴 哎 二位在这儿坐 我给您弄壶酒去啊" }, { "from": "邢捕头", "value": "你个榆木脑袋" }, { "from": "燕小六", "value": "我怎么啦 师父" }, { "from": "邢捕头", "value": "我把你从乡下调上来 是让你给他们鞠躬行礼的? 不许笑 干咱们这行 讲究的就是个气势 你整天眉开眼笑嘻嘻哈哈的 你震得住谁啊" }, { "from": "燕小六", "value": "明白了师父 你 把这收了" }, { "from": "燕小六", "value": "你还敢瞪眼 我砍你了" }, { "from": "邢捕头", "value": "哎 过了过了 咱们是捕快不是土匪" }, { "from": "燕小六", "value": "那我这就给她赔不是去" }, { "from": "邢捕头", "value": "看为师的 小妹妹呀" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "少废话把这给我收了" }, { "from": "邢捕头", "value": "这个不急 我怀疑这里边有东西" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "什么东西" }, { "from": "邢捕头", "value": "盐 不信你尝尝" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "废话 什么菜不放盐" }, { "from": "邢捕头", "value": "我说的是私盐 你好大的胆竟敢私藏私盐 走 跟我去趟衙门" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": " 凭什么" }, { "from": "邢捕头", "value": "不去也行 把这个给我收拾了" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "你做梦 我现在就跟你去衙门 你今天把话给我说清楚了 走" }, { "from": "邢捕头", "value": "哎 不用了 知县老爷太忙 咱不打扰知县老爷" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "小郭你干啥呀 你怎么净闯祸呀 你怎么这么不懂事啊你呀" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "邢捕头别生气啊 孩子脑子不好使" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "对对对 小郭本来也没啥错" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "你们… 姑奶奶我不干啦 走开" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "大嘴看一下 让她不要在后院砸东西" }, { "from": "邢捕头", "value": "这哪买的个丫头 反了教儿了还 信不信" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "没给钱呢" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "老邢 我信我信 你教训她倒没有关系 我就怕 她爹知道了这事不太好办" }, { "from": "邢捕头", "value": "他爹谁呀" }, { "from": "邢捕头", "value": "郭巨侠 郭巨侠" }, { "from": "燕小六", "value": "这名字怎么那么怪啊 师父" }, { "from": "邢捕头", "value": "这不是名字 这是称呼 一般人都叫大侠 可她爹是大侠中的大侠 所以叫巨侠呀" }, { "from": "燕小六", "value": "有那么厉害吗" }, { "from": "邢捕头", "value": "六扇门的四大神捕有三个都是他徒弟 而且武功都是最差的三个 能不厉害吗" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "啥叫本事 低调不要说出去啊" }, { "from": "邢捕头", "value": "佟掌柜 我能不能求郭巨侠的签名啊" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "那你以后就要对她好一点啊" } ] }, { "id": "episode_2_chunk_4", "conversations": [ { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "出去啊" }, { "from": "莫小贝", "value": "你别哭啦 我给你买东西吃啊" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "出去 出去啦" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "小郭" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "你也出去" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "你们都出去干活吧邢捕头把事情都跟我说了 这 件事是他不对" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "那你还骂我" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "我也有做的不妥的地方嘛 我错了 这是邢捕头的赔礼你先拿着" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "就这么点东西呀" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "东西虽少是个心意嘛 邢捕头也不富裕 就这还是从小六的嘴里给抠出来的" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": " 拿走 拿走" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "小郭 有一句话你有没有听说过" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "什么话" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "叫人在江湖身不由己呀" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "我又没有在江湖" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "那你现在在哪儿呢 有句名言 可你还是没有听说过 有人的地方就叫江湖 在江湖上走动 各有各的难处 吃点苦都是应该的" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "可我不怕吃苦啊 我就是觉得 现在这种日子 过得可没有意义了呢" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "那啥才叫有意义 每天提心吊胆打打杀杀 吃了上顿没有下顿 过了今晚没有明晚 这才叫有 意义" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "凡事 不都是有失必有得的吗" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "那还有得必有失呢 那么多练武的有几个能成为大侠" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "我爹呀" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "你爹吃了多少苦你知道吗 江湖上不是那么好玩的" } ] }, { "id": "episode_2_chunk_5", "conversations": [ { "from": "白展堂", "value": "哎呀妈呀 干啥呢" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "我已经想到了打赢你的好办法" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "那我得恭喜你了啊" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "哎哎 站住" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "我告诉你啊 我是不会跟你动手的" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "为什么呀" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "不为什么呀 没有理由啊 你又没有做错事儿 你又没有欠债不还 我干吗要跟你动手" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "你就当跟我切磋一下武艺嘛" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "对不起 我是跑堂的不是陪练" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "你那么怕死你练武干什么呀" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "你以为我愿意练啊 我那都是小时候我父母逼的 如果没有他们 我现在说不定已经成了一个画家了" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "画家?" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "一个青年 畅想在艺术的幻想里 多么美妙啊 那些光影 线条 山水 花鸟 多么高尚和雅致 啊 可是现在呢 整天的打打杀杀 漂泊流浪 寄人篱下 衣食不饱 还担心被人追捕" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "追捕" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "啊 一谈到艺术我就有点忘乎所以了" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "少废话 你到底什么时候才肯跟我动手" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "直到找到跟你动手的理由" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "理由就是看招" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "郭大侠" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "爹 我错了 我再也不敢了 我现在就跟您回家 你不要打我" } ] }, { "id": "episode_2_chunk_6", "conversations": [ { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "哟 这不是邢大捕头吗" }, { "from": "邢捕头", "value": " 郭女侠 昨天的事儿对不住了啊" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "没事儿 今天吃点什么呀" }, { "from": "邢捕头", "value": "全听您的 你给我们上什么 我们就吃什么" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "听我的? 行 这还有人家剩的半个馒头吃了吧" }, { "from": "邢捕头", "value": "六儿 你不是饿了吗" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "哎 这是专门孝敬您的" }, { "from": "燕小六", "value": "师父 我跟你拼了我 跟你拼了" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "排山倒海" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "我的脚" } ] }, { "id": "episode_2_chunk_7", "conversations": [ { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "轻点儿 轻点儿" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "知道知道" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "咋这么不小心嘛 心疼死我了" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "谢谢掌柜的 等我好了以后给你当牛做马 在所不惜 其实这点伤也真的不算什么的" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "这还没有什么 你自己算啊 一瓶药膏就是五十文" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "啊?" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "再加上纱布纯棉的 还不让还价 又是二十文 再加上那个 还有" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "出去出去出去" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "干啥玩意儿 不知好赖呢" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "你也出去" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "好好好 你好好休息 早日恢复健康 二楼的走廊还等着你扫" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "快出去" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "走 掌柜的" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "哎哟" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": " 换药别叫我啊" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "白展堂我杀了你" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "逗归逗 还是再给她花钱买点药吧" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "钱呢" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "从她工钱里扣" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "行" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "替你干活受了伤 还跟我算得那么仔细 抠死算了你" } ] }, { "id": "episode_2_chunk_8", "conversations": [ { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "谁呀 哎呀不要敲啦烦死了" }, { "from": "莫小贝", "value": "我拿完东西就走啊" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "你这是要写什么呀" }, { "from": "莫小贝", "value": "入学文章 我嫂子叫我考白马书院呢" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "那就直接念嘛 还写什么文章啊" }, { "from": "莫小贝", "value": "那可是方圆五百里最好的书院 规矩多着呢 就是报名费就得三钱银子 要是我考不上 我嫂 子非跟我急了不可 没准儿让白大哥收拾我呢" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "哎 莫小贝" }, { "from": "莫小贝", "value": "啊" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "回来回来回来 快点儿 快点" }, { "from": "莫小贝", "value": "干吗" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "有好事儿告诉你 姐姐帮你写这篇文章 怎么样" }, { "from": "莫小贝", "value": " 你认识字吗" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "哎 纸笔伺候" } ] }, { "id": "episode_2_chunk_9", "conversations": [ { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "看看" }, { "from": "莫小贝", "value": "孔贼?" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "这叫孔赋" }, { "from": "莫小贝", "value": "什么意思啊" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "我先帮你歌颂一下至圣先师了 先生一高兴啊 就收你入学啦" }, { "from": "莫小贝", "value": "那考不上怎么办" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "我帮你爱板子 这总行了吧" }, { "from": "莫小贝", "value": "你说的啊" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "呵呵 去吧去吧 去玩吧 玩得开心点啊" }, { "from": "莫小贝", "value": "不用写了" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "嘿嘿 没想到这么快就落我手里了 看我怎么收拾你 跟我算帐" } ] }, { "id": "episode_2_chunk_10", "conversations": [ { "from": "白展堂", "value": " 谢谢啊 谢谢捧场" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "进来呀" }, { "from": "邢捕头", "value": "那个排山倒海不在" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "没事儿 且养着呢 要吃啥" }, { "from": "邢捕头", "value": "来盘烧鸡 " }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "先喝点水" }, { "from": "邢捕头", "value": "好 好 谢谢 小六啊 你跟了我几天了 都有什么收获呀" }, { "from": "邢捕头", "value": "没有收获就对了 有些本事 不是我不想教 而是教不会 就比如说感觉 不是我吹牛 方圆五十里地 有一点风吹草动 我全知道" }, { "from": "燕小六", "value": "为嘛" }, { "from": "邢捕头", "value": "感觉 人和宇宙合二为一 感觉 鸡呢 没法练" }, { "from": "燕小六", "value": "那我怎么办呀" }, { "from": "邢捕头", "value": "你先别急 以后 只要我说有杀气 你就赶紧抄家伙 随时准备慷慨赴死" }, { "from": "邢捕头", "value": "有杀气 真笨 有杀气了" }, { "from": "燕小六", "value": "帮我照顾好我娘" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "又没给钱 干啥玩意儿 要杀你师父啊" }, { "from": "邢捕头", "value": "这没你的事儿 把这放下" }, { "from": "邢捕头", "value": "六儿 下面讲重点" }, { "from": "燕小六", "value": "刚才讲的不是重点啊 " }, { "from": "邢捕头", "value": "重中之重 一个捕头最重要的是什么" }, { "from": "燕小六", "value": "不知道" }, { "from": "邢捕头", "value": "脚力 千里追凶 没有脚力你怎么追" }, { "from": "燕小六", "value": "我骑着马追 回去就练" }, { "from": "邢捕头", "value": "来不及了 现在就练 扎个马步" }, { "from": "邢捕头", "value": "我先吃口" }, { "from": "燕小六", "value": " 师父 我饿" }, { "from": "邢捕头", "value": "你先饿着" }, { "from": "燕小六", "value": "师父 您要是觉得我笨你就直说 千万别饿着我 我要不行 就回乡下种田也行 迎亲也行 反正饿不死 别回头当个捕快给饿死了" }, { "from": "邢捕头", "value": "为师不是这个意思" }, { "from": "燕小六", "value": " 那你就亲自扎个马步给我看看吗" }, { "from": "邢捕头", "value": " 你怎么这么罗嗦呢 为师就不能多吃一口吗" }, { "from": "燕小六", "value": "您就是嫌我笨" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "哎哟老邢来了 慢吃啊 郭芙蓉 你给我出来" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "怎么了" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "郭芙蓉" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "钱钱钱" } ] }, { "id": "episode_2_chunk_11", "conversations": [ { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": " 这是不是你做的" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "是啊" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "你为啥要这么做" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "不为什么 想写就写喽" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "你再说一遍" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "不为什么 想写就写 想做就做了 有什么 后果 我一个人承担 接招吧" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": " 你 真是太棒了" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "哎呀" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": " 七十几个学生就小贝一个人考进去了 就是因为这篇孔 赋" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": " 那字念贼" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "咋回事儿呢" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "小郭在文章里把孔老夫子一顿的批 没有想到正中了先生的下怀" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "啊?" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "为什么?" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "因为先生是搞老庄的 老庄你们都知道吧" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "我只到啊 就猪八戒那地方" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "人家是搞老庄的 老庄" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": " 咋回事 秀才" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "这个就是 以后慢慢跟你解释" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "小郭呀小郭 你不愧害死秀外慧中 文武双全呀" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "不敢当 我也是无意中才走到文学之路上" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "美的很 美的很 哎 你千万不要客气 入学之后还有摸底考试 你也一并负责了吧" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "啊?" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": " 这是卷子 拿过来 你也看不懂 白天做不完晚上做 啊" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "哎 哎" } ] }, { "id": "episode_2_chunk_12", "conversations": [ { "from": "白展堂", "value": "哎呀 我这都巡了三趟了还没写完呐" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "快了 快了 现在的小孩真可怜啊 作业这么难" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "孩子哪有你可怜呐" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "什么意思啊" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "我要是你呀 早就不想活了 搬起石头砸自己的脚" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "够了 白展堂 你太过分了" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "哎 别别别 你看这头发乱的 不知道的还以为我把你咋的了呢 来 喝点水" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "干啥呀" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "你说干啥呀 我这头发怎么就这么乱呢 这个腰带它怎么在 你手里呢 谁帮我宽衣解的带呀" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "你自己" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "谁信呐 接招" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "噢 你休想" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "来人呐 救命啊" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "你干啥呀 别喊 别喊了 别喊了" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "打不打" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "不打" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "非礼啦" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "放开她" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "你个禽兽" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "我打死你我" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "你听我解释 我冤枉啊" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "你冤枉个啥" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "掌柜的 你听我解释" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "不要打他不要打他 是我不好 是我勾引了他 白大哥 我求求你 你不要杀我 你不要杀我灭 口" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "我跟你拼了我 葵花点穴" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "排山倒海" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "我冤枉啊" } ] }, { "id": "episode_2_chunk_13", "conversations": [ { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "看啥呢 还不趁着天刚亮 赶紧赶路 等着坐牢呢" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "快走吧 邢捕头来了就麻烦了" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "郭芙蓉" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "在这呢" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "谢谢你 让我重新过上了提心吊胆打打杀杀 吃了上顿没下顿 过了今晚没明晚的幸福生活" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "哎 站住 这事儿 这事儿不怪他 是我不好 是我想逼他跟我动手才这样做的" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "你咋不早说呢" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "你可真会演戏呀" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "我早就看出这里面的名堂了 你在搞什么鬼呀 比武比武 整天酒席想着比武 你觉得比武很 有意思吗" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "练武是用来比的吗" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "那 那是用来干啥的" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "是在真正需要它的时候派上用场" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "那啥时候才能派上用场啊" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "强盗来了你可以迎头痛击 路见不平你可以拔刀相助只有在这些时候 武功才能发挥它真正 的威力 而这威力的源泉 都是来源你心中的一股正气 一个人 只要有了这股正气 即使他 没有武功 同样可以天下无敌 你明白了吗" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "那合着我这身武功不就白练了吗" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "你答应我一个条件 我可以跟你比试一场" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "哎 你说你说" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "咱俩比过之后 你就再也不许和任何人动手 除了危急关头" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "没问题 咱现在就比 到外边去 哈哈 接招" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "葵花点穴手" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "哎呀妈呀 又给点上了" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "还愣着干啥 该干啥干啥" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "我做早饭去了" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "帐还没算完呢" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "小贝咋还没起来 我看看去" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "我赶紧收拾收拾准备开门" }, { "from": "邢捕头", "value": "六儿 你再考虑考虑 好不好" }, { "from": "燕小六", "value": "师父 您别再劝我了 小六是个什么材料 我自己心里清楚 谢谢您这些天对我的栽培 小六 感激不尽" }, { "from": "邢捕头", "value": "小六 小六啊 你听为师说 六儿啊 事情到了这一步 为 师跟你明说吧 我之所以不愿意给你扎这个马步 是因为为师一直练得不地道 真正的高手 在这儿呢 你看 这才是天底下最正宗的铁桥马马步 赶紧跟她学" }, { "from": "邢捕头", "value": "像 太像了" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "爹 我好后悔呀 我不该独闯江湖 我好想回家" } ] }, { "id": "episode_3_chunk_0", "conversations": [ { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": " 看好了啊!怎么样!" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "再来! 怎么样?" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "不怎么样! 整天不知道干活就知道玩! 自己玩就算了,还带着小贝一起玩!" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "是……是她带我玩好不好! 这些东西也是她老人家的!" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "小贝,这些东西都是从哪弄来的?" }, { "from": "莫小贝", "value": "嗯……秀才,我嫂子问你话呢!" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "一一得一,二二得二,三三得三,四四得四……" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "吕轻侯!!" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "不是我,我只负责接头和交货。我的上家是——李大嘴……" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "去把他给我叫出来!" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "李大嘴,掌柜的有请——" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "来了来了来了!!哎呀妈呀,还请啥呀!又啥事您就直接吩咐呗!……那啥……我锅里还蒸着地瓜呢……" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "站住! 躲的了初一,躲的了十五吗?" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "掌柜的,您说这话……我咋一句没听懂呢……" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "就知道你不想说。在江湖上混的,讲究的就是信义嘛。" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "可不咋的!你就是打死我,我也不能把老白供出来啊!" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "哼!!说啥呢??哎呀,这种货,我很多年没碰过了……" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "大嘴,给你一个将功赎罪的机会。" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "谢掌柜的!你就招了吧啊!" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "什么玩意儿啊!衣裳我告诉你给我扯坏了! 找点呢你!!" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "怎么的!!" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "松手!!有人!有人!!" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "哪有人??" }, { "from": "邢捕头", "value": "我不是人啊?!" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "哦!哎唷!老刑你来啦。来来来,给老刑看茶。" }, { "from": "邢捕头", "value": "不用不用了。我事来给你送信的。你们俩刚才干什么呢??" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "没事儿,闹着玩呢!" }, { "from": "邢捕头", "value": "以后别瞎闹啊!就算我认识你们,这把刀不认识!!" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "是是是!!" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "不是——" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "啊??!" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "这不是真的——" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "啥呀?" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "什么呀,写的?" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "不认字,一边儿去!" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "白马书院——" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "入学通知书?" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "十五号——诶,那不就后天吗?" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "咋的了……掌柜的?" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "没事吧?……" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "小贝——你终于长大成人了!" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "不是吧,她才上小学诶!!" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "我还没有上过学呢!" } ] }, { "id": "episode_3_chunk_1", "conversations": [ { "from": "莫小贝", "value": "哇~~" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "该你了!" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "哎呀~~你就活活笨死算啦!切!真是~你嫂子也真逗啊,入学就入学呗,又不是翰林院,至于激动成那样嘛!整整一天都没下楼,一口饭也没吃,她也不怕饿瘪了.谁呀?" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "是我。" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "哎呀,不要藏了,都交出来。" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "呵呵呵……" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "你先回避一下,我跟小贝有话说。" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "小贝,你保重啊!姐姐永远支持你!" }, { "from": "莫小贝", "value": "小郭姐姐你别走……嫂子……这些东西——" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "不怪你,是他们不好,来,你先坐下。" }, { "from": "莫小贝", "value": "痒——你有什么话就直说吧,别动手。" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "小贝呀,你能上学,嫂子真的高兴……打从心底里高兴。" }, { "from": "莫小贝", "value": "那是,那是。" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "嫂子命苦,不像你,这么小的年纪就能上学。嫂子小的时候,每天做梦都想上学,但是家里的条件不允许……" }, { "from": "莫小贝", "value": "不会吧?!你们家不是挺有钱的吗?!" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "正因为如此,才不让上学,都是把先生请到家里来教,最多的时候,同时请了三个。两个老的,都是从翰林院退休的,一个年轻的,后来还中了状元呢!" }, { "from": "莫小贝", "value": "拿你还叫苦哇?!" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "你不知道——三个先生对付我一个,光是功课就得做三份,功课做不好,手板也得挨三份,嫂子的一双纤纤玉手啊……让他们打的,连手掌纹都没有了……后来,碰到一个看手相的,说我这是天命,只有天知道。" }, { "from": "莫小贝", "value": "真的呀?好可怜啊……" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "这算啥嘛,最惨的,就是听到别的小朋友在墙外头玩……小皮球,驾脚踢,二八二九三十一……把我给羡慕的呀……哎呀,今天是你的好日子,不说这些了来来来,嫂子给你做的鞋,书包还有衣服,你快先试试啊!" }, { "from": "莫小贝", "value": "新衣服啊?你在屋一天,就一直做衣服啊?" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "对呀。" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "小贝啊,从今往后啊,你就是大孩子了,你一定要懂事啊。你要记住,你爹娘还有你哥都在上头看着你呢!" }, { "from": "莫小贝", "value": "嗯!我一定不会让他们失望的。还有你" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "那你早点睡,啊~嫂子让他们准备去!" }, { "from": "莫小贝", "value": "哎,嫂子你慢点啊——……上学,好玩吗……" } ] }, { "id": "episode_3_chunk_6", "conversations": [ { "from": "白展堂", "value": "趁掌柜的不在,一会小贝回来我先把她点住,小郭守住门口。" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "点住之后呢?" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "点住之后吕秀才上" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "我上去干嘛?" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "展开说教,动之以情晓之以理之" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "好,她要是不听呢?" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "关门放小郭,以排山倒海恐吓之" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "好" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "那万一要吓不住怎么办?" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "大嘴上以美食诱惑之。" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "好。" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "她要不吃这套呢?" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "那就由我来,葵花点穴……笑脸相迎之。呵呵,莫掌门回来啦?" }, { "from": "莫小贝", "value": "你们干吗呢?" }, { "from": "莫小贝", "value": "没干吗,没干吗。" }, { "from": "莫小贝", "value": "都解散吧,我回屋背书了。" }, { "from": "莫小贝", "value": "背啥书啊?" }, { "from": "莫小贝", "value": "今天邱小东代课,哼,我恨他一辈子!" }, { "from": "莫小贝", "value": "为,为什么呀?" }, { "from": "莫小贝", "value": "今天他教大家背三字经,下课以后,大家都围着他管他叫邱先生,他还成立了一个四书五经派。四加五加起来,比我那八大派还多一派呢!" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "这没什么的,你怕啥!/郭芙蓉:是啊是啊!" }, { "from": "莫小贝", "value": "可我这派已经没人了呀!" }, { "from": "莫小贝", "value": "我们不是人啊!" }, { "from": "莫小贝", "value": "那你们会背三字经吗?" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "三字经……/白展堂:人之初……" }, { "from": "莫小贝", "value": "我说的是整篇!" }, { "from": "莫小贝", "value": "一群没用的东西!包括你!我宣布,咱们大家各回各家,各找各妈。八大派就此解散。人之初,性本善,性相近,习相远……" } ] }, { "id": "episode_3_chunk_7", "conversations": [ { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "哎哟,朱先生!来,坐坐坐坐!" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "胡子长出来了啊?" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "来来来,倒茶!" }, { "from": "朱先生", "value": "佟掌柜。" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "啊" }, { "from": "朱先生", "value": "我赶忙到这来啊,就是想告诉你啊,小贝同学非但弃恶从善,而且还学会了背三字经啦!" }, { "from": "朱先生", "value": "哦……" }, { "from": "朱先生", "value": "说明这孩子啊,天赋异秉呀!" }, { "from": "朱先生", "value": "哎呀……" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "还是先生调教的好!" }, { "from": "朱先生", "value": "没有天赋,再调教也没用啊!我听说,吕知府的孙儿竟然开始写小说啦?" }, { "from": "朱先生", "value": "啊……是啊,是啊……" }, { "from": "朱先生", "value": "就凭他那个猪脑子?哈哈……怎么又有耗子了?" }, { "from": "朱先生", "value": "新搬来的。" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "您接着说" }, { "from": "朱先生", "value": "就凭他这个资质,说破了大天,他也不过就是个说书的吧,啊?哎,你说对吧,小帐房?一个只会之乎者也的庸才,他写出了书,会有人看吗?!" }, { "from": "朱先生", "value": "……不会不会不会" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "先生放心,我会劝他赶紧停笔的。" }, { "from": "朱先生", "value": "哦,你们认识他?" }, { "from": "朱先生", "value": "呃……/吕秀才:不光认识,而且熟得很。" }, { "from": "朱先生", "value": "哦……那太好了,那就请你代我告诉他呀————让他赶紧找个地儿,啊,好好种庄稼吧!他要是没钱买地,那你就告诉我,我介绍他到邱员外家去当杂役。呵呵,喂喂猪,种种菜,倒倒泔水什么的,总不会饿死的,啊!哎……告辞告辞!" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "哎,走了走了。" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "受此大辱 ,岂能苟活……我跟他拼了我!" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "哎……秀才秀才" } ] }, { "id": "episode_3_chunk_8", "conversations": [ { "from": "白展堂", "value": "秀才!秀才!干啥呢!来人呐!秀才,好死不如赖活着人生没有过不去的坎……" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "你干吗呀!" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "我没想死!" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "没?!那你这是干啥呢,你?!啊?!" }, { "from": "莫小贝", "value": "就是啊!" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "头悬梁。" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "你吓死我了你!" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "你坐那,锥刺股。" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "啊!!扎死我了!!!" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "咋的啦?/白展堂:哎呀妈呀!" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "这楔子削得够尖的呀!" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "让你多嘴,告诉朱先生我写小说。" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "那不是我说的……" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "被人再说什么话 我已经不会往心里去了。" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "早就该这样了,你是咋想通的?" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "我写小说, 是因为我想写, 我有一种想倾诉的欲望,我要把我身边发生的故事 ,用另外一种方式记载下来,这就足够了。" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "哎呀,你要求还真不高啊……哎呀妈呀!" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "我的小说, 不可能有什么太大的价值, 或者是特殊的意义 ,更不可能留芳百世 。但至少我能够自得其乐, 最重要的是 ,我知道我应该做什么了 。" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "你想好写啥了没?" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "这个题材, 还没有人碰过。" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "啥题材啊?" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "武侠。" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "武侠?" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "武侠是啥呀?" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": " 就是江湖恩怨 ,儿女情仇呗 !" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "你知道啥叫江湖吗?!" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "你们不都是来自江湖吗? 我问你就行了。" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "哦……" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "题目有没有?" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "题目还没想好。" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "我给你想一个 ,就叫《白发魔头传》!" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "我写的是武侠,不是神怪!" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "那就叫《四大神捕》!" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "朝廷的人你也敢碰? 你个厨子不想活了!" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "哎,我有一个——《射鸟英雄传》!" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "有点鸟意思啊 ,说啥的?" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "一个资质平平的傻小子历经磨难, 终于成为一代大侠!" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "俗 !而且小气。 我要写的是整个武林。" }, { "from": "莫小贝", "value": "哎 ……我有一个——《天龙十二部》。" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "说什么的?" }, { "from": "莫小贝", "value": "就是一个和尚 ,一个花心的, 一个大侠 ,一通乱打。" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "不知所云!自己想明白再说。" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "那就滥情剑客无情剑 ,讲的是一个摧毁武林的大阴谋。" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "的确烂 ,而且虚假。 我要写真正的江湖 。我的江湖我做主!" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "武~林~外~传……接着写呀!" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "剩下的还没想好呢。哎呀……需要一只新的毛笔,得是湖州的还要双棉靴,一到晚上就觉得冷还要有夜宵,一到半夜肚子饿得慌最好呢,能有碗热汤面,别忘了卧俩鸡蛋啊,要流黄的还有啊…… 哎,人呢,就剩你一个啊?" }, { "from": "莫小贝", "value": "嗯,我想跟你一起吃" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "那好,替我磨墨吧。" }, { "from": "莫小贝", "value": "嗯……" } ] }, { "id": "episode_3_chunk_10", "conversations": [ { "from": "莫小贝", "value": "哇……这些东西都是送给先生的》" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "对呀,这就叫礼多人不怪。" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "您这也太多了吧?!" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "你懂个啥呀!书院那么多的学生,先生就是再厉害,也不可能做到面面俱到,咱把礼数送到了,先生就是想偏心也都不好意思偏了。" }, { "from": "莫小贝", "value": "我倒宁可他偏心。这么多的东西,咱自己留着多好啊!" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "哎呀~这么些个东西,再归置归置,再添个丫鬟,小贝,你就能嫁人啦!哈哈——" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "丫鬟——我咋早没有想到呢!" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "看我干吗呀……你……你什么意思啊?!" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "我读书的时候就有丫鬟,小贝凭啥就没有?!" }, { "from": "莫小贝", "value": "我……要丫鬟干吗使啊?!" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "对呀!" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "端个茶送个水,捏个肩捶个腿~" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "谁爱捏谁捏去!反正我还有一大堆活要干。" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "回来!" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "干什么……不要逼我啊!逼急了我就……" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "展堂~" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "葵花点穴手!" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "我当我当——我当还不行吗?!" } ] }, { "id": "episode_3_chunk_11", "conversations": [ { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "这个模样~不错不错不错。" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "美的很美的很!" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "美吗?" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "美美美!!" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "那我怎么觉得还是有点别扭啊?" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "是别扭!" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "啊?!" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "不用怕,看习惯了就好了。" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "习惯?!你还真打算让我长干啊?!" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "那倒不至于——等小贝毕业了,你也就可以光荣退休了!" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "你咋不说等到她嫁人呢!" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "只有你愿意,那也可以嘛!" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "你?!……行行行!你想好了啊!我当丫鬟是没问题啊,那些活谁干啊?" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "那你就不用管,我自有安排。" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "走开!!" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "诶——你上哪儿去呀?" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "我去热个身——准备给大小姐捏~肩~捶~腿~!!" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "那什么……我给大小姐准备午饭去啊。" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "去吧去吧!" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "我给大小姐试吃午饭去——" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "不用你吃,跑堂去!" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "我给大小姐————她嫂子算帐去……" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "去吧。" }, { "from": "莫小贝", "value": "嫂子——我用不着他们伺候。" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "你不管,这是大人的事。你只管把书读好了就行了。" }, { "from": "莫小贝", "value": "可他们老这样,我哪有心思读书嘛!" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "咋没有心思嘛!哎——你这么一说,我还真想起来啦——你缺一个书童! 找啥呢?" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "笔掉地上了,脏了,得洗一洗。" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "每个月给你涨五十文。" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "这不是钱的事儿……" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "一百文?" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "我是个读书人……" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "二百文,外带三天休假,不干就算了!" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "干干干!不就是书童嘛……干啥不是干呢……" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "秀才——真聪明!" } ] }, { "id": "episode_3_chunk_12", "conversations": [ { "from": "白展堂", "value": "妈呀!小贝长大了?!" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "怎么样?我看起来不会太老吧?" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "这有掌柜的镜子,你自己照一下。" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "子啊,这是谁呀?!" }, { "from": "莫小贝", "value": "妖精。" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "拿走拿走!那不是我!" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "这确实不是你——掌柜的请看!这位是金童,这位是玉女,万事具备,就差一观音了!" }, { "from": "莫小贝", "value": "你说谁呢,你?!" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "瞧,观音发话了,咱闪远点吧!" }, { "from": "莫小贝", "value": "嫂子,你看他呀!" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "我看着呢嘛……" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "你看我干啥呀?!" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "不要紧张啊!我琢磨着,这丫鬟有了,书童有了,保镖有了……就差轿夫了" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "诶……我咋造没有想到呢……你们觉得呢?" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "好好好!" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "两里多地,你能让孩子自己走吗?!" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "对对对,大嘴,那就辛苦你了啊……" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "我还得做饭呐!那啥……老白,他能兼任轿夫!" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "掌柜的,看出他的为人了吧。" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "看出来了,再找个厨子……" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "嗯!" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "看出啥来了呀!其实我不是不能抬……" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "那就抬咯~" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "抬~就抬,那到时候吃不上热菜热汤的你们自己负责啊!" } ] }, { "id": "episode_3_chunk_13", "conversations": [ { "from": "白展堂", "value": "我看一下地形……" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "我缝书包……" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "得准备了……" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "呔!敢问路在何方,路在脚下!呀~啾啾啾啾啾啾啾……" }, { "from": "食客甲", "value": "我那粉蒸肉呢?" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "来了来了来了!客官有啥吩咐呀?" }, { "from": "食客乙", "value": "我的鱼香肉丝呢?还等着钓鱼呐?!" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "麻烦说普通话。" }, { "from": "食客乙", "value": "我的鱼香肉丝呢?还等着钓鱼呐?!" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "我给你催去!呵呵。 展堂!哎呀……" }, { "from": "食客甲", "value": "赶紧的————不上别上了!" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "上上上!!马上上!你快去催去啊!" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "我没功夫,正给大小姐研究地形呢!从这到书院要经过两座小桥三个巷子五个坟包七个茅厕……" }, { "from": "食客乙", "value": "说什么呢?! 吃着饭呢!" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "对不起啊!不要再说了,一边呆着去!不好意思啊……哎呀小郭……" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "小郭手中线,小贝身上包,临行密密缝,盼她得分高。" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "不要再缝了!秀才——" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "我正忙着为大小姐准备功课呢!" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "哎呀……你又不是先生,你背的啥课嘛!" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "作为一个职业书童要有职业道德呀!" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "你去给我把大嘴叫过来!" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "他来不了。" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "为啥?" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "正忙着为大小姐练二头肌呢!" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "什么鸡——?" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "二头肌。" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "二头鸡,二个脑袋的鸡,鸡精——妖怪!!" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "二头肌,不是这里,不是这里,就是这里! 练结实了抬起轿子来不晃嘛!" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "啊~他啥时候不能练嘛,客人都等着上菜呢,真是的!对不起啊,实在是对不起,今天恐怕是上不了菜了。" }, { "from": "食客甲", "value": "怎么不早说呢!这不耽误事儿呢嘛!走,换家吃去!" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "不好意思啊,对不起……" }, { "from": "食客乙", "value": "走走!咱们也走!以后再不来这儿吃了!" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "下次再来啊!实在是对不起啊!慢走啊!下次再来啊! 哎呀~终于要开学啦!哎呀……" }, { "from": "邢捕头", "value": "诶,你咋坐这儿呢?" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "哎哟,不好意思,我们已经打烊了,送客——" }, { "from": "邢捕头", "value": "哎呀,我就喝口茶,你看你……" } ] }, { "id": "episode_3_chunk_14", "conversations": [ { "from": "白展堂", "value": "呀~~!" }, { "from": "邢捕头", "value": "什么人?!" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "呵呵呵……我,老邢" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "hi~" }, { "from": "邢捕头", "value": "hi~……哈哈,你们咋这样打扮呀?!哈哈哈哈!" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "小贝要上学了,他们都是跟班。" }, { "from": "邢捕头", "value": "上就上呗!他们……是不是怕小贝受欺负啊?" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "小贝受欺负……我咋早没有想到呢?……来来来,把活都放下!" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "又怎么啦?" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "小贝万一要是被同学欺负了咋办?" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "有他俩护着,小贝不欺负别的同学算不错啦!" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "那可未必。许她带保镖就不许别的同学带吗?" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "咳!你以外都跟你似的?!咳!" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "不行不行!看来我得亲自送她上学接她放学。她要是渴了想喝水咋办,要是饿了想吃饭咋办?她那个书院在同福夹道,她要是在同福路口上挡了人家的车,人家要她让,她蛮不讲理死活不肯让,人家下来抽她耳光咋办?哎呀……这件事情要是不解决,看来我以后就没有办法睡好了……邢捕头~来来来……" }, { "from": "邢捕头", "value": "有话说话啊,咱别拉拉扯扯的。" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "这一转眼~咱们已经认识两年了啊 ……" }, { "from": "邢捕头", "value": "呵~那个,有话直说,咱不拐弯抹角的好不好?不拐弯抹角。" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "你能不能……送小贝上学?" }, { "from": "邢捕头", "value": "你说啥呢这是?!" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "要是有人欺负她,你就直接把那个人带回衙门!等会再说!咱可以按次数计费,也可以按月交钱,哎呀!让你等会再说嘛!!" }, { "from": "莫小贝", "value": "我就说一句!" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "你说!" }, { "from": "莫小贝", "value": "额不想上学咧!" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "……为啥?" }, { "from": "莫小贝", "value": "上学不好玩,从今往后,我再也不上学了,永远都不上了!!" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "师父!——" } ] }, { "id": "episode_3_chunk_16", "conversations": [ { "from": "白展堂", "value": "师父!" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "小姐!" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "小贝!你不要上学你就永远都不要上了!!嫂子为了你,连店都不想开了!你这么作对得起我吗,你?!!还有我这几个伙计,啊——!接着练!你这么做你对得起他们吗你?!" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "对得起!" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "啊?——" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "……吗" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "你终于肯出来了。" }, { "from": "莫小贝", "value": "嫂子,我就说一句话,你小时候没有自由,就想剥夺我小时候的自由吗?" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "嗯……嗯" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "她说的没错啊!" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "郭芙蓉!" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "你这么做确实是有点过分了。" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "听听白大哥说的啊……" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "我说的是你" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "展堂……你也不向着我……" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "咳!你以前都跟你似的?!咳!" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "不行不行!看来我得亲自送她上学接她放学。她要是渴了想喝水咋办,要是饿了想吃饭咋办?她那个书院在同福夹道,她要是在同福路口上挡了人家的车,人家要她让,她蛮不讲理死活不肯让,人家下来抽她耳光咋办?哎呀……这件事情要是不解决,看来我以后就没有办法睡好了……邢捕头~来来来……" }, { "from": "邢捕头", "value": "有话说话啊,咱别拉拉扯扯的。" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "这一转眼~咱们已经认识两年了啊 ……" }, { "from": "邢捕头", "value": "呵~那个,有话直说,咱不拐弯抹角的好不好?不拐弯抹角。" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "你能不能……送小贝上学?" }, { "from": "邢捕头", "value": "你说啥呢这是?!" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "要是有人欺负她,你就直接把那个人带回衙门!等会再说!咱可以按次数计费,也可以按月交钱,哎呀!让你等会再说嘛!!" }, { "from": "莫小贝", "value": "我就说一句!" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "你说!" }, { "from": "莫小贝", "value": "我不想上学咧!" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "……为啥?" }, { "from": "莫小贝", "value": "上学不好玩,从今往后,我再也不上学了,永远都不上了!!" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "师父!——" } ] }, { "id": "episode_3_chunk_17", "conversations": [ { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "到了书院,千万要乖一点,啊……" }, { "from": "莫小贝", "value": "嗯。" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "不要跟先生顶嘴。也不要跟同学闹别扭,啊。" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "嗯!" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "去吧,去吧。" }, { "from": "莫小贝", "value": "我的猪骨头,羊拐和沙包。" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "你是去读书去了,要这些乱七八糟的东西干啥?!" }, { "from": "莫小贝", "value": "我……" }, { "from": "莫小贝", "value": "嗯!" }, { "from": "莫小贝", "value": "上学咯!" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "你慢点跑,啊!不要摔着了!早去早回啊!我这样做,大家没有啥意见吧……" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "没意见!" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "那就麻烦大家过来跟我录个口供吧。" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "口供……?!" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "沙包谁给她缝的,猪骨头谁给她磨的,还有上次那个洒水枪谁给她做的,全部老老实实给我交代出来!我还没有说完呢!扣钱!" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "当心,当心!" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "扣钱,扣钱!扣钱!秀才~扣钱!" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "嘶嘶~~" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "按照店规~扣钱扣钱~~!" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "大嘴,大嘴~!" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "诶,诶!" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "赶紧把鱼洗了去,把腊肉切了。再把那坛七十年的女儿红挖出来,今天我们晚上要一醉方休!" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "今儿是啥日子啊?" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "小贝放学~" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "然后呢?" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "小贝第一天放学~" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "然后呢??" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "第一天呀~!我们不得庆贺一下吗!" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "我当年中秀才都没庆贺过。" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "所以你也就是个秀才了。" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "我家先祖,四十岁中的举人,第二年就当了知府。" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "第三年就入了土,跟没当一样!" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "有本事你当一个去。" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "我对当官没兴趣。当武林盟主还可以考虑考虑。" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "赴任之前千万要学会写自己的名字哦。" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "好像你多念过书似的……" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "我?三岁识千字五岁背唐诗七岁熟读四书五经八岁时精通诗词歌赋……" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "二十五岁穷的连饭都吃不饱!" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "把祖产卖给掌柜的开客栈!" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "别忘了,这块地还是我的呢!" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "呵呵,明年就是我的了。" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "为什么?" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "你参加乡试不得花钱啊。" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "我要是中了举了呢!" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "几率小于等于我当武林盟主。" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "诶!你个臭厨子老挤兑我干啥?!" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "你给我说什么?!你叫我什么?!你再说一遍!!" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "小贝!哎呀~我们的读书人回来啦。" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "来来来。" }, { "from": "莫小贝", "value": "我去把鱼洗了去啊……" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "哦~这才一天,悟空就成悟净了。我赶紧谢谢朱先生去!" }, { "from": "莫小贝", "value": "哎!别去别去别去!!嫂子,朱先生晚上就来……" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "他来干啥呀?" }, { "from": "莫小贝", "value": "其实也没啥……就是跟同学闹了点小别扭。" }, { "from": "莫小贝", "value": "为什么呀?" }, { "from": "莫小贝", "value": "邱小东他笑我字写得难看。" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "太不象话了!那你咋对付他的?" }, { "from": "莫小贝", "value": "我上前一个青龙摆尾……就把他撂地下了。" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "就小孩打架。我还以为多大事儿呢。" }, { "from": "莫小贝", "value": "不光打架,我还喂他吃了点东西呢。" }, { "from": "莫小贝", "value": "吃啥了?" }, { "from": "莫小贝", "value": "朱先生的书,这么一厚摞。我拔开他的嘴,全都喂进去了。" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "呵呵……看你干的好事,莫小贝!" }, { "from": "莫小贝", "value": "嫂子我不敢了!……" }, { "from": "朱先生", "value": "这是宋代的绝版书啊!那上面还有王安石的题注呢!" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "要赔多少钱,我们赔……" }, { "from": "朱先生", "value": "赔?!呸!你赔?!我能让你赔的倾家荡产!" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "你这个孩子!我一定打她板子!" }, { "from": "朱先生", "value": "哎呀……不过,我有时候也想一个问题,这小小孩子竟敢打破陈规,这份胆识和魄力,确实难得可贵啊!" }, { "from": "朱先生", "value": "啊?!" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "先生……你是不是给气糊涂了……?" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "啊……来来来,吃饭吃饭吃饭!来来来……" }, { "from": "朱先生", "value": "都知道前朝的吕知府吧?" }, { "from": "朱先生", "value": "呃……知道,知道!" }, { "from": "朱先生", "value": "知府有一个孙儿,三岁识千字,五岁背唐诗,八岁熟读四书五经啊……" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "是七岁~" }, { "from": "朱先生", "value": "这孩子小的时候规规矩矩老老实实" }, { "from": "朱先生", "value": "啊~~……" }, { "from": "朱先生", "value": "可是,你们知道他现在怎么样啊?" }, { "from": "朱先生", "value": "呃……现在……您说,您说……" }, { "from": "朱先生", "value": "穷的呀~连饭都吃不上啦!把祖上的家产全都给变卖啦!" }, { "from": "朱先生", "value": "哦~~" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "迟早要赎回来的!" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "呵呵,明年就是我的了。" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "为什么?" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "你参加乡试不得花钱啊。" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "我要是中了举了呢!" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "几率小于等于我当武林盟主。" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "诶!你个臭厨子老挤兑我干啥?!" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "你给我说什么?!你叫我什么?!你再说一遍!!" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "小贝!哎呀~我们的读书人回来啦。" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "来来来。" }, { "from": "莫小贝", "value": "我去把鱼洗了去啊……" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "哦~这才一天,悟空就成悟净了。我赶紧谢谢朱先生去!" }, { "from": "莫小贝", "value": "哎!别去别去别去!!嫂子,朱先生晚上就来……" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "他来干啥呀?" }, { "from": "莫小贝", "value": "其实也没啥……就是跟同学闹了点小别扭。" }, { "from": "莫小贝", "value": "为什么呀?" }, { "from": "莫小贝", "value": "邱小东他笑我字写得难看。" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "太不象话了!那你咋对付他的?" }, { "from": "莫小贝", "value": "我上前一个青龙摆尾……就把他撂地下了。" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "就小孩打架。我还以为多大事儿呢。" }, { "from": "莫小贝", "value": "不光打架,我还喂他吃了点东西呢。" }, { "from": "莫小贝", "value": "吃啥了?" }, { "from": "莫小贝", "value": "朱先生的书,这么一厚摞。我拔开他的嘴,全都喂进去了。" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "呵呵……看你干的好事,莫小贝!" }, { "from": "莫小贝", "value": "嫂子我不敢了!……" }, { "from": "朱先生", "value": "这是宋代的绝版书啊!那上面还有王安石的题注呢!" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "要赔多少钱,我们赔……" }, { "from": "朱先生", "value": "赔?!呸!你赔?!我能让你赔的倾家荡产!" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "你这个孩子!我一定打她板子!" }, { "from": "朱先生", "value": "哎呀……不过,我有时候也想一个问题,这小小孩子竟敢打破陈规,这份胆识和魄力,确实难得可贵啊!" }, { "from": "朱先生", "value": "啊?!" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "先生……你是不是给气糊涂了……?" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "啊……来来来,吃饭吃饭吃饭!来来来……" }, { "from": "朱先生", "value": "都知道前朝的吕知府吧?" }, { "from": "朱先生", "value": "呃……知道,知道!" }, { "from": "朱先生", "value": "知府有一个孙儿,三岁识千字,五岁背唐诗,八岁熟读四书五经啊……" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "是七岁~" }, { "from": "朱先生", "value": "这孩子小的时候规规矩矩老老实实" }, { "from": "朱先生", "value": "啊~~……" }, { "from": "朱先生", "value": "可是,你们知道他现在怎么样啊?" }, { "from": "朱先生", "value": "呃……现在……您说,您说……" }, { "from": "朱先生", "value": "穷的呀~连饭都吃不上啦!把祖上的家产全都给变卖啦!" }, { "from": "朱先生", "value": "哦~~" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "迟早要赎回来的!" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "呵呵,明年就是我的了。" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "为什么?" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "你参加乡试不得花钱啊。" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "我要是中了举了呢!" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "几率小于等于我当武林盟主。" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "诶!你个臭厨子老挤兑我干啥?!" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "你给我说什么?!你叫我什么?!你再说一遍!!" } ] }, { "id": "episode_3_chunk_25", "conversations": [ { "from": "朱先生", "value": "你们大伙说说看,知府的孙儿,他有前途吗?" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "没有!" }, { "from": "朱先生", "value": "他有希望吗?" }, { "from": "朱先生", "value": "没有!" }, { "from": "朱先生", "value": "他有人性吗?" }, { "from": "朱先生", "value": "没有!呃……有,有……!来来来,吃饭吃饭!" }, { "from": "朱先生", "value": "这人性,就是天地之间灵光的初现,就是凡尘俗世的警世恒言呐!如此玄妙的东西,他要是能有,那岂不猪狗都有啦?!这耗子又来了……" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "喵——!先生,我们明白你的意思啦。" }, { "from": "朱先生", "value": "这孩子很聪明,啊……教育得法,没准儿能成个什么子!" }, { "from": "朱先生", "value": "啥子啊?" }, { "from": "朱先生", "value": "莫子啊!以后,再要有子曰,那就是莫子曰的!" }, { "from": "朱先生", "value": "……啊……好,好!" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "莫子,赶紧敬酒给先生!" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "倒上倒上!" }, { "from": "朱先生", "value": "免了免了免了!哎呀,我来家访,不是蹭饭。" }, { "from": "朱先生", "value": "吃吃吃,先生!" }, { "from": "朱先生", "value": "抓空把耗子逮了,啊,听着烦人呐!" }, { "from": "朱先生", "value": "对对对对。" }, { "from": "朱先生", "value": "告辞告辞啊!" }, { "from": "朱先生", "value": "慢走慢走啊!" } ] }, { "id": "episode_3_chunk_26", "conversations": [ { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "凭什么说我猪狗不如?!凭什么说我没人性?!凭什么凭什么?!凭什么??!!" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "你嚎啥玩意儿呢!" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "哎呀~!讨厌死了!大哥你还让不让人睡了?!" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "你还有没有点人性了,你啊?!" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "让不让人活了,啊?!寒窗苦读多少年,我连个举人我都中不了!我还不活了呢!" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "诶诶!!出来出来!" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "出来!我问你,读书人那么多,有几个能中举的?!" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "我跟别人不一样……" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "你有啥不一样的啊?" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "我,三岁识千字,五岁背唐诗……" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "你光会背不行,你得会写。" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "我怎么不会写了……" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "你会写……你大嘴:你写一个水浒我看看" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "水浒 !" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "聚众闹事的事儿,我不稀得写。" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "三国演义会写吗?" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "历史题材我不感兴趣……" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "那就写一个神话的西游记。" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "请问小姐有什么现实意义啊 ?!" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "那你想写啥呀?!" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "对呀…… 我能写啥呢…… 我连写小说的本事都没有我 活着干吗呀 ?! 子啊, 让我死了吧!" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "放手, 大嘴放手! 让他死 !秀才,往里窜, 大不了以后给历史留点遗憾。郭" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "啥遗憾呀?" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "五百年以后 ,再提起本朝四大畅销书…… 那三本叫啥来着 ?" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "三国、 水浒、 西游记。" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "每本都争相传看哪 ! " }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "秀才这本书倒是有啊 ……就是书店不让卖。" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "为啥呢?" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "书卖的太火 ,一上架就抢, 回回都出人命 。" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "哎呀,只有让兵部代卖 ,一出状况立刻出兵镇压!" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "秀才! 回头送我们每人两本啊 !" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "记得到时候一人给个签名啊 !" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "哎,都别卖啊 ,留给子孙后代啊!" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "万一犯了事呢, 前脚要杀头 ,后脚就亮书 。" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "立马 就给放了 ?" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "哪能呢! 临了临了还不得喝碗饯行酒吗 ?" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "监斩官亲自倒酒 ……" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "壮士保重, 后会有期 。" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "前脚刚出刑场, 后脚就有人拿二品顶戴来换书 。" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "切!二品?!就是拿皇位来换我也不换 !" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "够了!!" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "咋啦?" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "真解渴啊……" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "合着喝够了。" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "走了!" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "你干啥去?" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "写书 !" } ] }, { "id": "episode_3_chunk_27", "conversations": [ { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "醒醒!哎哟,醒醒!醒醒!!" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "嗯?" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "秀才,你昨晚写什么了?" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "没写什么,正思考着呢!" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "那你思考什么啦?" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "最重要的问题就是,我要写什么。" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "那你要写什么呀?" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "回屋想会。" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "哎,哎!你先把你这给我收拾了行不行!说你呢!哎——莫小贝!" }, { "from": "莫小贝", "value": "哎,哎!——你把包还我!" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "……装了些什么呀,啊?!检查一下!呀,你带火石干什么?!" }, { "from": "莫小贝", "value": "我们书院后面那么多野草,得烧一烧。" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "那你拿绳子绑什么?" }, { "from": "莫小贝", "value": "我说又跟你没关系,你管那么多事儿干吗?!" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "哎呀~……" }, { "from": "莫小贝", "value": "哦……找我曰你呢吧!" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "你还真把自己当莫子了呀?!" }, { "from": "莫小贝", "value": "子曰……赶紧还包!拿过来,否则我对你不客气啊!" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "别说你~就连六大派掌门见了我,那也得客客气气的!" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "小贝,咋还不上学呢?这都啥时候了。你以为真让你撒开欢的玩呢!不读书你长大有啥本事吗?" }, { "from": "莫小贝", "value": "她抢我书包我怎么去上学啊!" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "哎……不是的,掌柜的,她这个包吧……" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "把书包还她!迟到了算你的啊!好好读书啊,快去。" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "哎,哎!你先把你这给我收拾了行不行!" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "掌柜的,你看我这边儿收拾得怎么样?" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "不错,你先去帮小贝把书包拿回来!" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "好嘞!" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "咱们不能让小贝再去抢夺人家的东西了,明天我带她去买一套新的文房四宝,看她还抢不抢!" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "我去书店看看有没有新书,要是有好书就顺便买两本回来。" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "行,你去吧!记得顺便帮小贝买四宝!" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "知道了,掌柜的!" } ] }, { "id": "episode_3_chunk_29", "conversations": [ { "from": "白展堂", "value": "哎,秀才,你那本书现在写的怎么样了?" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "现在万事具备只差题目。只要题开的好啊,文思就会滚滚而来,如泉喷涌。" }, { "from": "莫小贝", "value": "秀才叔! 你先帮我喷个帮规出来。" }, { "from": "莫小贝", "value": "什么帮规啊?" }, { "from": "莫小贝", "value": "我刚成立了一个帮派。" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "你那是苹果派呀还是菠萝派呀。" }, { "from": "莫小贝", "value": "我那是八大派。 比你那六大派还多两派喔!" }, { "from": "莫小贝", "value": "哪八大派呀?" }, { "from": "莫小贝", "value": "我这派就叫八大派。本姑娘自任掌门。" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "敢问莫掌门 ——你们派除了你还有别人吗 ?!" }, { "from": "莫小贝", "value": "我们书院的同学,除了邱小冬以外全都入了我八大派。" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "那他为啥不入呢?" }, { "from": "莫小贝", "value": "我不让他入啊! 谁让他笑我字写的难看了。" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "你说你还挺记仇, 你这孩子 !" }, { "from": "莫小贝", "value": "不光我记, 你们都得记。" }, { "from": "莫小贝", "value": "凭什么呀 ?!" }, { "from": "莫小贝", "value": "我宣布,你们大家全都入我八大派!吕先生, 你就是……军师。你是左护法。" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "谁,谁?!我,我??" }, { "from": "莫小贝", "value": "你是右护法。" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "啊?!" }, { "from": "莫小贝", "value": "你除了做饭还会干啥?" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "还会吃饭。" }, { "from": "莫小贝", "value": "那你还当你的厨子吧。" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "那我呢?" }, { "from": "莫小贝", "value": "名誉掌门 ,兼任银钱使。" }, { "from": "莫小贝", "value": "什么使 ?" }, { "from": "莫小贝", "value": "就是专门给钱的。" }, { "from": "莫小贝", "value": "哦……" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "官还不小嘛 ……给 ,小贝 ,五十文 ,拿着花去 。" }, { "from": "莫小贝", "value": "嘿,你的功劳本掌门记下了 。以后一定要再接再厉啊!" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "你上哪去 !干嘛去呀 ?" }, { "from": "莫小贝", "value": "考察场地! 明天举办武林大会。" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "掌柜的你管不管啊?!这孩子这什么乱七八糟的这是?!" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "要管要管!当然要管——要是以前我早就把她管的规规矩矩的。但是自打朱先生来了之后,我还真是害怕把小贝管成秀才了……" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "气死个人呐!" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "哎~你溜了帮规谁来写啊!" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "我还得忙着写小说呢!" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "展堂~哎哟,找个帐房回来。" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "哎,好嘞!" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "我,我现在就写!" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "第一条,由莫小贝……" } ] }, { "id": "episode_3_chunk_30", "conversations": [ { "from": "白展堂", "value": "你这也叫帮规啊,啊?!" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "整个一入狱指南呐!" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "哎,我完全是按照掌柜的意思写的。" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "她叫你去死,你也去啊!" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "第7条:掌门有令莫敢不从。" }, { "from": "客人", "value": "倒酒!" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "哎,来了!" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "要不我再拿回去改一改?" }, { "from": "朱先生", "value": "佟掌柜……" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "佟掌柜不在……" }, { "from": "朱先生", "value": "佟掌柜她在吗?" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "不在,您是……" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "朱先生啊……哎哟,您这胡子怎么刮啦?!" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "刮了好,刮了好,看着年轻!" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "那你这眼睛怎么青了呀?" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "快坐下,快坐下!" }, { "from": "朱先生", "value": "佟掌柜……这啥时候回来啊?" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "哟,那可说不准了,你找她有事啊?" }, { "from": "朱先生", "value": "求求各位,您救救我吧……" }, { "from": "朱先生", "value": "哟,你别哭你别哭。" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "你别哭啊!" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "你有事跟我说,我在这顶半个家呢,说。" }, { "from": "朱先生", "value": "自从那天,我来这以后啊,这小贝同学就像是变了一个人呐——暴虐成性、顽劣不堪呐!" }, { "from": "朱先生", "value": "她一直就这样!" }, { "from": "朱先生", "value": "要光是她自己呢,那我也还好办啊,可是,自从成立这八大派之后啊,这所有的同学就都活泛起来啦!你们瞧我这胡子……" }, { "from": "朱先生", "value": "啊?" }, { "from": "朱先生", "value": "打个瞌睡的功夫,让他们给捆起来,用刀子全给我割了!还有呢!" }, { "from": "朱先生", "value": "还有啊?!" }, { "from": "朱先生", "value": "我真是说不下去啦!我现在一想到她呀,我这心里就有一种感觉呀……" }, { "from": "朱先生", "value": "什么感觉?" }, { "from": "朱先生", "value": "这生不如死啊!我呀……今天暂时找了个学生代课啊,我这才抽身出来求救啊!求求你们诸位啊,赶快把她弄回家吧!" }, { "from": "朱先生", "value": "请神容易送神难呐!" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "自作孽不可活,活该!" }, { "from": "朱先生", "value": "这他怎么这么说话呢!" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "你不用理他。/白展堂:别理他。脑子不好使。" }, { "from": "朱先生", "value": "告辞啦……" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "走啊,朱先生?" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "慢点慢点慢点啊……" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "慢点啊,小郭扶着!" }, { "from": "朱先生", "value": "你们家的耗子逮着了吧?" }, { "from": "朱先生", "value": "哦!逮着了逮着了!" }, { "from": "朱先生", "value": "我说今儿没听见叫呢!" }, { "from": "朱先生", "value": "啊,是啊是啊……" } ] }, { "id": "episode_4_chunk_0", "conversations": [ { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "三天 就三天 多一个时辰我把自个剁了 喂猪行不行 (秀才一直躲着啊 求求你了" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "真的 你放过我吧 我真帮不了你" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "怎么了这是" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "我娘病危 我得赶回去见她最后一面呐" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "那你还不快去啊" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "那我去了谁做饭呢" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "我来啊 这事就包我身上了 快走 " }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": " 那行 大家都听见了啊 替我跟掌柜的说一声啊" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "哎 说啥说啥 大嘴 大嘴 " } ] }, { "id": "episode_4_chunk_1", "conversations": [ { "from": "白展堂", "value": "李元霸不管三七二十一 上来就是一锤 伍天锡只好拿混金铛一架 震得是两手流血 掉转马 头就跑 李元霸上来就伸手那么一提 欲知后事如何 把 你那鸭梨给我 上来就伸手那么一提 往天空上一抛 双 手接住了双脚 喀嚓 把人劈成了两半 好一个李元霸呀" }, { "from": "莫小贝", "value": "别讲了 别讲了 每次都把人家撕成两半 多没意思呀 " }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": " 先别吃了 换李逵 好一个黑旋风啊 手持两把宣花板斧 冲进了人群是左劈 右砍 待会儿再砍" }, { "from": "莫小贝", "value": "什么味儿呀" } ] }, { "id": "episode_4_chunk_2", "conversations": [ { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "刚烤的里脊 " }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "怎么这么大的味啊 难闻死了" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "啥糊了 啥糊了" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "没糊 没糊 炭烤里脊就这味儿" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "炭倒是好炭 里脊在哪儿呢" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "这就是里脊呀" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": " 火候可能过了一点点" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": " 一点点吗" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "味道很不错的呀 你尝 来小贝 " }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "你尝过吗" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "我尝它干嘛呀" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "最宝贵的东西应该留给大家的呀 这是礼数 " }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "子曾经曰过啊" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "尝完再曰" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "子曰 色恶不食 嗅恶不食 失饪不食 不时不食" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "今天你不食也得食 张口" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "住手" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "住手还是住口啊" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "都一样" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "让我们为秀才的勇气和献身精神鼓掌" } ] }, { "id": "episode_4_chunk_3", "conversations": [ { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "掌柜的 完了完了" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "大嘴 咋了 咋这么快就回来了" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "我娘这回食真的病危了" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "哎呀 合着以前都是假的呀" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "不是 以前是离死还差半步 可是这回" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "节哀顺变 节哀顺变" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "我娘还没死呢 这回我娘也就是到鬼门关溜达了一圈 她又回来了" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "咋回来的呀" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "我说我中了武状元" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "啊?" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "完了我娘听了 立马她就坐起来了" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "然后呢?" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "然后我娘的病她就好了 还嚷嚷着跟我进京城看看" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "我看你这回怎么收场" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "收场倒是不难 但我得求大家帮我个小忙" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "帮什么忙" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "帮我 造一个京城出来 " }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "咋的啦 这点儿小忙都不帮啊" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "回来" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "这是小忙吗" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "可怜天下父母心 大嘴这么做也是孝顺 这个忙一定要帮" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "掌柜的 啥也不说了 感谢 感谢" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "不要谢了 走了一路饿了吧" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "嗯呢" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "把这个吃了吧" } ] }, { "id": "episode_4_chunk_4", "conversations": [ { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "娘 你加点儿小心啊 这就是我状元府啦 你看我这催巴儿都按大小个排好等您了" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": " 你娘为啥不看人呢" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "哎呀 我早二十多年前就瞎了" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "咳 看不见呀 " }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "哎 哎 哎" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "恭请老夫人 金安" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "免礼平身" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "谢老夫人" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "娘 您慢点" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "这哪买的下人呐 一点规矩都不懂" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "咋的了 娘" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "进来这么半天了连杯茶都不给上" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "哎 来了 来啦" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "咋还不给老夫人上茶呢 干啥呢这是" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": " 老夫人您慢用" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": " 先别走 你叫啥名啊" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "会老夫人的话 我叫郭芙蓉" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "这名儿不行" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "啊 为什么" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "进了李家门 怎么还姓郭呀 赶紧改了 改姓李" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "照您的意思 我得叫李芙蓉" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "李芙蓉多难听啊" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "那" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "你叫李富贵好了 不喜欢那 那就叫李守财 剩下那几个就叫 吉祥 如意 长命 百岁" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "我要百岁 我得一百岁" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": " 一点规矩都没有 一帮穷光蛋 一看就没吃过饱饭 赶谁算谁抢什么呀 啊" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "谁抢它呀 " }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "儿啊" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "哎 娘" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "你啥时候去兵部报到啊" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "下午吧" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "我随你去看看 顺便帮你打点一下各路环节" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "不用了 娘 不用了" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "你信不过为娘啊 你忘了 娘吃的盐比你吃的饭还多呢" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "那是您口重" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "娘过的桥比你走的路还多呢" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "那是我不爱动弹" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "好啊 刚考上状元就信不过为娘了" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "没有 不是 我没有" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "老头子 你可别着急 我这就找你去" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "娘娘娘 您别哭 不就是去兵部吗 我带您去行不行 您先把水喝了 我外面我先张罗张罗 去啊" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "我儿出息了" } ] }, { "id": "episode_4_chunk_5", "conversations": [ { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "秀才 帮帮忙 我跟你说 她看完之后我马山 送她回去 马上 啊" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "大嘴 兵部岂是寻常百姓能去的地方" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "咱这不食假装的吗 假装的 啥味儿 这是" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "不要着急啊 宫爆鸡丁马上就好了啊" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "还不快去接班 想饿死我们呀" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "你们想吃做的饭是吧" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "赶紧的" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "带我妈去趟兵部 不然你们等着吃宫爆铁丁吧 啊" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "香喷喷的宫爆鸡丁已经出锅喽" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "大嘴" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "怎么的" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "成交" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "来喽 人呢" } ] }, { "id": "episode_4_chunk_6", "conversations": [ { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "娘 舒服吧" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "这轿子是朝廷派给你的" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "是 那个 标准的八抬大轿" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "哎哟 八个人抬咋晃得这么厉害呢" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "啊 那个 来人呐 把抬轿子的拉出去砍了" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "不用不用 掌嘴就好了" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "掌嘴 掌嘴 来来" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "谁说话呢" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "过路的 过路的 娘 那个 咱刚出兵马司 正奔缸瓦市去呢" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "儿啊 这京城也不咋的呀 大白天的连个人都没有" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "有人 咋没人呢 人呢 啊" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "等等 冰糖葫芦多少钱一串啊" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "十两银子" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "给我来一串" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "老太太十两银子一串" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "架不住我儿子有钱" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "是是是 我有钱有钱" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "站住 说你呢 看什么看 那卖冰糖葫芦的 就说你呢 你涉嫌里通卖国就地问斩 上" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "刀下留人 先把冰糖葫芦给我" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "还敢反抗 抓住不许动" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "大人饶命 啊" }, { "from": "莫小贝", "value": "爹 " }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "我那冰糖葫芦呢" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "成血葫芦了" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "这种人早就该斩" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "儿啊 怎么还不走啊" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "到兵部了 来看门的过来搭把手" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "下来 下来 不不不 那边那边 你看这兵部大作们多好啊" } ] }, { "id": "episode_4_chunk_7", "conversations": [ { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "这兵部怎么一股牲口棚味啊" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "不是 那个兵部不也马不是 娘 您坐这 这是我练武的台子 啊" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "儿啊 这兵部咋也没啥人啊" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "威~武~" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "老身叩见尚书大人" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "赶快起来" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "你不是就是刚才抓人的那位吗 啊" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "那不是我" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "尚书大人是什么身份 怎么可能亲自抓人呢" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "是啊" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "老夫人这次前来有什么事儿要交待吗" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "交待倒没有 我就是想问问 我儿子是咋考上的状元" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "好 好一个威风凛凛的状元郎 戴三叉束发紫金冠 体挂西川红锦百花袍" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "哦 我儿子学会打扮啦" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "手持方天画戟 跨下是嘶风赤兔马" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "哎哟 我儿子还学会骑马啦" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "当官还能不会骑马吗 是吧" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "探花郎迎面赶来 一个回合返身便走 李状元伸手照背心那么一提" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "一提" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "把探花郎提到马上 往空中上一抛 双 手接住了双脚 双臂一用力 只听 得 噗" }, { "from": "莫小贝", "value": "哎呀 妈呀" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "就劈成了两半啊" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "啊 我儿还学会撕人啦" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "比撕鸡腿难不到哪儿去 跟榜眼那场 才叫精彩 呢 李状元手持两把宣花板斧" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "那不是方天画戟吗" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "啊 上回那是马战 这回变陆战了 只见我们状元郎 双手持两把宣花板斧 冲进 了人群呐 那是左劈右砍 胳膊来挡 剁胳膊 腿来挡 剁大腿 直杀的是昏天黑地 血流成河" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "儿啊 娘受不了了 受不了了" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "我找地儿您歇会儿去" } ] }, { "id": "episode_4_chunk_8", "conversations": [ { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "娘 您先歇着啊" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "咋的啦" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "跟娘说实话" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "说啥实话呀" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "你那武状元 是咋考上的" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "就 就那么考上的呗 您刚才不都听见了吗" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "那是武试 还有文试呢 你大字不识一个 咋就能考得过去呢 啊" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "我找人代考的" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "儿啊 千万别让人发现了" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "发现了又能咋的 我是谁 我不武状元吗" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "还有 再听娘一句 往后千万别再杀人了" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "为啥呀" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "万一你要杀着有权有势的 多得罪人呐 啊" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "那怕啥呀 岳飞当年考试的时候 不还枪挑小梁王呢 人家那还是大英雄呢" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "你这么一说 我倒想起来了 儿啊 给娘拿一火盆 再拿一根针来" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "哎娘您要这些干啥呀" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "给你刺字" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "儿啊 咋的啦" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "没咋的 我给你拿针去" } ] }, { "id": "episode_4_chunk_9", "conversations": [ { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "实在是听不下去了" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "是啊 太可怜了" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "这么狠心她下得了手啊" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "别嚎了 扎死你算了" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "不行不行 再这么嚎下去 迟早把官府的人招来 " }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "招来也不怕 我查过大明律的 这种罪 罪不当斩 也就是发配充军" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "啊 这可咋办呀 展堂 你走过江湖见的世面多 给咱拿个主意嘛" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "走江湖也没见过这种阵势呀" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "小郭" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "没空 我得做饭去" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "还做呀" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "哎呀 你们放心吧 大嘴一天不开口 我就一天不罢手 等着 我熬粥去了啊 " }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "赶紧想办法呀 掌柜的" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "我倒有个办法 就是有点危险" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "你说说说" } ] }, { "id": "episode_4_chunk_10", "conversations": [ { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "娘 我后背火辣辣的疼" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "过两天结嘎巴就好了" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "不是 那您给我刺的啥字呀" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "到时候就知道了 日后跟人作战 若是不敌就把衣服脱了 我敢保证 光背上那几个字 就能把敌人吓得魂飞魄散 肝胆俱裂" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "皇上驾到" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "皇上来了" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "草民李氏叩见皇上" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "赶紧起来" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "娘 您起来" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "谢皇上隆恩" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "李状元 你娘可以免礼 你见了皇上为何不拜呀" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "是 草民 奴才 下官 微臣李 秀莲叩见皇上 恭祝吾皇圣安" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "免礼平身" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "尚书大人也来啦" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": " 吕卿家 没什么事儿你就先回去吧 我与李卿家有要事相商" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "那臣就先行告退了" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "尚书大人走好 有空常来玩 啊" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "李卿家 朕来问你 你在京城住得还习惯吗 " }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "不大习惯" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "那就赶紧回去呗" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "尚书大人您又回来啦" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "吕卿家你还有啥事儿吗" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "臣听说 李状元要送母还乡 特来辞行" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "没有的事儿 我哪都不去" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "您说 我儿子好不容易考上状元 我哪能说走就走呢 请皇上放心 我就在京城安家落户了" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": " 李卿家" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "臣在" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "朕给你两个选择 这一呢 就是送母回乡 这二呢 就是即日出征北伐" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "伐谁啊" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "伐探花" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "他不是让我儿子给撕了吗" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "是啊 他不让我给撕了吗" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "正因为如此啊 他们家不干了 现在要造反" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "那还了得 儿啊 准备行装 为了圣上再撕他一回" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": " 那好吧 李卿家" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "在" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "明儿就去兵部 领十个步兵上前线去吧" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "十个够吗 十个不够" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "记住了 务必要将那十万叛军一举击溃" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "十万" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "此战非同寻常 只许胜不许败 如若败了 满门抄斩" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "儿啊" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "老太太" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "老太太 你现在后悔还来得及呀" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "儿啊" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "哎" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "收拾行装" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "咱回家" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "上前线" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "儿啊 此次上前线 万万不可苟且偷生 在关键时刻 脱下衣服 让敌人看到为娘 给你刺的字 到那时再死 也 值了" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "娘" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "状元爷 快给你娘喂口离别粥吧" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "这就算了 免了吧" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "这可是御赐的蛋花粥啊" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "谢皇上赐粥 好粥啊 好粥" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "耶 以后我天天给您赐啊 " }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "这位皇上 我能跟我儿单独谈谈吗" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "起驾回宫" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "娘 你你干吗打我呀" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "你啥不好学 偏偏学会扯谎" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "我没扯谎啊" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "你以为我真不知道啊 刚才那些皇上啊 尚书啊 宫女啊 都是你找来蒙我的" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "娘 我这不是没办法吗" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "我知道你孝顺 只要娘提出来你都照着办 可是娘最不希望的你就为了这个耍心眼 糊弄人" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "娘 我知道错了 我不会学坏啊" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "好吧 收拾收拾 送娘回去" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "娘 我就想问问 刚才我们做那局就您是咋看破的" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "要真是皇上赐的粥 能这么难喝吗 啊" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "给我给我 我我我" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "分啥那分啥呢 啊" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "大嘴" }, { "from": "莫小贝", "value": "大嘴叔 您终于回来了" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "我饿呀" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "咋的了这都是" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "我们都快饿死了" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "叫小郭再也别做饭了" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "她还没做够呢" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "非但没有做够 还上瘾了" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "就因为你娘那天说的两个字" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "哪俩字呀" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "好粥" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "这还得了了 行了 这事你甭管了 包我身上了啊" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "大嘴回来了 来来来 赶紧喝一下 我刚炖的党参乌鸡汤" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "哎哟 你做这玩意儿是给人吃的啊" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "你什么意思啊" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "做饭讲究的是色香味惧全 你说你这玩意儿 三样你占哪样啊" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "李大嘴" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "怎么的" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "你可以污辱我的人格 但你不能侮辱我的事业" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "那你还侮辱我的事业了呢 你拿我的锅做出这么个玩意儿 我都嫌丢人" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "排山倒海" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "哎呀" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "你过来" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "我就不去" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "好 你过不过来" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "我就不去" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "别动" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "咋的了" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "咋的了 咋的了" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "大嘴呀 可怜天下父母心 为娘的心里头只有儿啊 那个饼给我 留一块" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "后头写的啥啊 刺的啥玩意儿你给我念念 我不认字" } ] }, { "id": "episode_4_chunk_11", "conversations": [ { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "白展堂 把小贝的糖人还她" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "已经进肚了" }, { "from": "莫小贝", "value": "你还给我" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "连孩子的零食你都骗 你丢不丢人" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "愿赌服输啊 小姑娘 替人出头是要凭实力的" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "没有这个金刚钻儿 我就不会揽这个瓷器活儿" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "没有这个金刚钻儿 我就不会揽这个瓷器活儿" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "满着 先说好规则" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "规则很简单 比大小 谁的点儿大谁就赢" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "我们又没有赌钱" }, { "from": "邢捕头", "value": "可你们赌东西了 老太太" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "哎" }, { "from": "邢捕头", "value": "您那些东西全价是多少" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "至少五十文" }, { "from": "邢捕头", "value": "听见了吧 至少 才五十文啊" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "不是 绝对不止呀 就光是那些地瓜干 卖到市面上那都得五百文呐" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "你咋不说五百两银子呐" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "加上无花果还有那些柴鸡蛋 差不多是这个数" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "郭芙蓉" }, { "from": "邢捕头", "value": "白展堂 屁股等着挨板子吧啊 跟你的娇臀说再见 走" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "老白 你别走" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "老邢 又不是我一个人赌的 你凭啥光打我呀" }, { "from": "邢捕头", "value": "人家是污点证人 按律可以免去行则" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "用不着 我们放弃这个权利" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "哎 娘" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "带走带走 连大嘴一块拾掇 照死了打" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "娘 我都已经挨过打啦 娘" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "那是朝廷打的 这是为娘打的 你给我过来" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "娘 我再也不敢啦 娘 我再也不敢啦" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "过来 以前娘跟你说的什么 说的什么" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "打死也不能赌博 可娘 这回不是我想 是老白逼的 老白你说是不是你逼的" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "对 是我逼的 咱这说是赌 其实也就是个玩儿 小赌怡情 大赌伤身 咱不就图一乐吗 是不是" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "对对对" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "能不能让老身也跟着乐乐" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "咋的 大娘也有兴趣" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "我儿子欠你那么多东西 总得有个交待八吧" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "娘" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "别说了 你们一般都玩什么" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "也就是叶子 牌九 麻将啥的" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "那就麻将好了 佟掌柜 能陪我们玩两局吗" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "对不起 我们店里严禁赌博" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "咱又不玩钱 小赌怡情 大赌才伤身呢 咱陪老人家玩玩 图个开心有啥的哎哟" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": " 老白啊 " }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "干啥啊" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "我娘她身体不大好" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "你放心 我绝不多赢" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "你最好一局都不赢 我娘的心脏不好 我怕她" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "那我还玩啥呀" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "不是 老白啊 老白 我求你了 老白" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "行行行了 你看你那赖样儿 说好了啊 把你欠我的东西 我还给她以后 就别玩了 省得把你家输个倾 家荡产" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "老白 你太够意思了 你这份情我这辈子都忘不了 谢谢啊" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "老太太 你放心啊 一会儿我会给你喂牌的啊" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "那我先谢你啦" } ] }, { "id": "episode_4_chunk_13", "conversations": [ { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "展堂" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "我没事儿 十三太保金钟罩 咱练的就是屁股 呀 " }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "娘 咋的啦" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "我都已经挨过打啦 娘" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "那是朝廷打的 这是为娘打的 你给我过来" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "娘 我再也不敢啦 娘 我再也不敢啦" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "过来 以前娘跟你说的什么 说的什么" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "打死也不能赌博 可娘 这回不是我想 是老白逼的 老白你说是不是你逼的" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "对 是我逼的 咱这说是赌 其实也就是个玩儿 小赌怡情 大赌伤身 咱不就图一乐吗 是不是" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "对对对" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "能不能让老身也跟着乐乐" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "咋的 大娘也有兴趣" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "我儿子欠你那么多东西 总得有个交待八吧" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "娘" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "别说了 你们一般都玩什么" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "也就是叶子 牌九 麻将啥的" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "那就麻将好了 佟掌柜 能陪我们玩两局吗" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "对不起 我们店里严禁赌博" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "咱又不玩钱 小赌怡情 大赌才伤身呢 咱陪老人家玩玩 图个开心有啥的哎哟" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": " 老白啊 " }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "干啥啊" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "我娘她身体不大好" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "你放心 我绝不多赢" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "你最好一局都不赢 我娘的心脏不好 我怕她" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "那我还玩啥呀" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "不是 老白啊 老白 我求你了 老白" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "行行行了 你看你那赖样儿 说好了啊 把你欠我的东西 我还给她以后 就别玩了 省得把你家输个倾 家荡产" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "老白 你太够意思了 你这份情我这辈子都忘不了 谢谢啊" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "老太太 你放心啊 一会儿我会给你喂牌的啊" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "那我先谢你啦" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "哎哟 这是干啥呢 老太太" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "采天地之灵气 吸日月之光华 开始吧" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "该你了 该你了" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": " 美得很 美得很 不会这么旺吧 四筒" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "和" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "别闹 这老太太 来来 好好打牌" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "真和啦" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "珍珠翡翠大三元 承让 承让" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "老白 够意思 够朋友" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "应该的 应该的 不会这么邪门吧" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "一万" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "和" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "二条" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "又和了" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "红中" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "不好意思 我又和了" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "幺鸡" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "不好意思 我又和了" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "二饼 展堂 二饼" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "二饼 我和了" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "不好意思 地和" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "再来 再来" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "慢 我儿欠你的地瓜干和无花果" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "两清了 现在我俩谁也不欠谁 来来来 再来" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "清都清了 还来什么" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "哎 老太太 小赌怡情 大赌才伤身呢 咱不就图一乐吗 来 走着 走着" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "那要是输了 你拿什么给" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": " 小郭还得给我洗半年衣裳 咱就赌这个 如果你要赢了我就还她自由" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "你说呢" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "咱就帮小郭个忙呗 啊" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "好吧 那就洗牌" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "好 走着" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": " 你们不会打了一宿的牌吧" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "老白输的好惨呐" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "闭嘴 老太太想要八筒是吧" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "对啊" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "那好 我就给您个八筒" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "和了" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "老太太 我打的是六筒" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "我和的就是六筒" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "我看看 哎呀妈呀 还真是卡张和六筒 你看见没有" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "干啥呀" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "你娘她真的瞎了吗" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "废话" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "行行行了 不要再废话了 算帐" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "算 算 算" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "算啥帐呀 这就不玩了 接着玩" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "小郭那六个月都输给我了 你还拿什么玩" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "就是 走走走" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "走什么走 还有我那六个月呢 你要是把我赢了 在这六个月里 我给李大嘴端茶送水 捏腰捶腿" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "这不大好吧" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "有什么不好 许我做苦工 就不许他卖劳力啦 跟他来" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "那就玩吧 输了可别不认帐 洗牌" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "等等 今儿您手气好 我甘拜下风 麻将我认怂了 有能耐咱换骰子" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "没问题 玩什么都可以 老身奉陪到底" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "您巴巴地赢了我一宿 也该出点血啦 啊 骰盅伺候" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "走着走着 " }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "慢点慢点" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "规矩很简单 每人三个骰子 点大就算赢" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "别跟他玩 这个人很赖皮的" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "葵花点穴手" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "掌柜的管管他" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "你不要说话了 让他们先来" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "每局多少" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "一个月" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "太麻烦了 不如一局定胜负" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "好 就按您说的定" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "要不要加码啊" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "加多少" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "再加六个月" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "我跟你加十二个月 一共两年" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "好 就这么定了 开吧" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "老太太 你也有老马失前蹄的时候 你看看这个" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "这这怎么可能呢" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "先把这两年的苦力干完了再说吧 儿啊 送为娘回家" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "你不能走" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "干啥呀" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "老太太 你还想再赌点啥呀" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "你还有什么" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "我还有工钱" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "展堂" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "你甭管了 这样 咱赌得也不大 每局一百文 上不封顶怎么样" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "老白 你疯了吧" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "葵花点穴手 来" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": " 加不加码" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "别再加了吧" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "你不加 我加 我一个月是二钱银子 一年是二两四钱银子 我赌五年的" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "你可想好了 那是整整五年 那可是你的血汗钱呐" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "这用不着您管 您就说您加还是不加" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "加 我再加你这身衣裳" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "好 就这么定了 开" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "哎呀大嘴兄弟呀" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "这就不能怪我不仁义啦" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "你出老千" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "说啥呢 我娘一直坐在这儿大家都看到了 我娘怎么出千呢" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "可我明明是三个六" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "大白天说梦话 大家说三个几" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "三个四 我还就不信了 再来" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "先把衣裳脱了再说" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "现在就脱啊?" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "脱" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "那个地儿太背 咱俩换一下" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "好好好" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "娘" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "你还有什么能赌的东西" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "我还有这辈子" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "啊" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "我今年二十五岁 就算我活到七十岁 还剩四十五年 扣除掉已经输给的你五年 还整整四十年 把所有" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "没问题" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "看看这是几" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "我这回看你还怎么出老千" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "你还加吗" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "加 把刚才我输的全都加上" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "你要输了拿什么还" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "拿我这条命" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "那就下辈子见吧" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": " 啊" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "怎么会这样" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "怎么样 认输不认输" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "我认了 强中自有强中手 一山更比一山高 愿赌服输 我这条命是你的了" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "我不要你的命 把你的右手留下就行了" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "右手" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "儿啊 给为娘把刀拿来" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "娘" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "拿来" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "我能吃饭能拿刀的右手啊" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "大嘴 大嘴" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "老人家" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "大嘴 使不得 大嘴" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "知道我为什么要赌你的衣裳吗 因为砍了手 在送医的时候 方便收拾" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "您想得倒挺周全 " }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "准备好 我数到三就动手 一" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "老太太" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "二 三 " }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "啊" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "你什么意思" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "刚才那下心里什么感觉" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "老太太问你话呢" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "快说呀" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "我觉得我这辈子完了" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "还有呢" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "不该跟您赌这盘儿" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "就光这盘儿吗" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "每一盘 我真不该跟你赌 如果不赌 我无债一身轻 想干吗干吗 那有多开心呐" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "哎 你老说 小赌怡情 大赌伤身 我倒觉得 赌就是赌 没有大小 因为赢了的还想赢 输了的就想" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "老太太 我向您保证 从今以后 再也不赌了" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "那就好 咱俩的帐一笔勾销了 儿啊 送为娘回家" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "老太太" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "站住" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "你还想干啥啊" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "请问前辈尊姓大名" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "名字就算啦 连我自己都忘了 姓倒是好记 老身复姓 轩辕" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "您就是传说中的 断指轩辕" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "那都是过去的事儿啦 休得再提" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "等等 等等 您不是缺了一个手指头吗" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "看我这左手" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "一二三四 是五个嘛" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "没错 是" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "那传说中 您不是被砍了一个手指头吗" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": " 我这只手啊 原来是六指儿" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "啊" } ] }, { "id": "episode_5_chunk_0", "conversations": [ { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "是他吗?" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "肯定是。" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "他是展堂?就这两下子,怎么可能是传说中的盗圣白玉汤呢?" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "知人知面不知心呐。" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "咱们赶紧报官吧。再晚恐怕就来不及了。" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "什么来不及了?" } ] }, { "id": "episode_5_chunk_1", "conversations": [ { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "老白,衣服挺漂亮的。" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "发型也挺帅" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "你藏什么呢,给我看看。" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "展堂,生日快乐。" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "对对,福如东海。" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "寿比南山。" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "去,今儿不是我生日。" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "额知道,但是为了迎接这个光荣的日子。我们提前给你准备了礼物,就是想给你一个惊喜。" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "太客气了,真的,我都不知道说啥好了。" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "行了,行了,别装了。白玉汤。" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "你们是怎么知道的。" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "展堂,你太让我失望了。" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "你听我解释。" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "我啥都不听了,把他给我抓起来。" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "疼~~~" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "疼就对了。" }, { "from": "邢捕头", "value": "醒醒。" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "我再也不敢了。" }, { "from": "邢捕头", "value": "你怎么了。" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "没事儿,做个噩梦,吓了我一身汗。" } ] }, { "id": "episode_5_chunk_2", "conversations": [ { "from": "邢捕头", "value": "仔细认认,是他么?" }, { "from": "米铺伙计", "value": "不是他,那人比他稍微胖一点儿。" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "老刑啊,你这是抓谁啊?" }, { "from": "邢捕头", "value": "白玉汤,你知道这个人吗?" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "不知道,从来都没听说过。" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "白玉汤你都不知道啊?" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "传说中的盗圣啊。" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "江湖名声直逼当年的楚留香啊。" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "有那么厉害吗?" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "你懂啥。老白又出来活动了?" }, { "from": "邢捕头", "value": "没错,刚把西街的米铺给偷了。" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "那米铺有啥可偷的?" }, { "from": "邢捕头", "value": "一缸小米两捆大葱三桶豆油,还有五十斤棒子面。" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "哎呀妈呀,这是盗圣还是驴啊?" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "去,你凭啥说是他偷的?" }, { "from": "邢捕头", "value": "人家现场留下字条了,你看" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "哎呀,这盗圣的文化水平也不怎么高嘛。" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "这根本就不是他写的字。我的意思是,他故意写成这样的害怕别人认出他的笔迹。" } ] }, { "id": "episode_5_chunk_3", "conversations": [ { "from": "邢捕头", "value": "你分析得很有道理,早些年我和他打过交道,他本人字是比这漂亮多了。" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "你在哪儿跟他打过交道啊?" }, { "from": "邢捕头", "value": "这你就别管了,哎,你们都记住了啊,这个白玉汤可不是个善茬儿。你们不知道,白玉汤除了盗窃成瘾,而且还喜欢杀人。" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "杀……杀人?" }, { "from": "邢捕头", "value": "他每次杀人之前,都给对方留下个字条,今晚我要取你首级。" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "不可能,盗亦有道,他绝不可能杀人。人家是盗圣啊,盗啊。" }, { "from": "邢捕头", "value": "你分析的也有道理。不跟你们罗嗦了,我们到下一家认人去。" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "等等,你的裤子够肥的啊。" }, { "from": "邢捕头", "value": "废话,走。" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "我看看去啊,哎老刑。" } ] }, { "id": "episode_5_chunk_4", "conversations": [ { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "客官打尖还是住店啊。" }, { "from": "慕容嫣", "value": "大姐,我想讨口水喝就走。" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "没有没有,出去没水。" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "展堂,喝口水怕啥的小气劲的,小郭去倒一口水来啊,不要放茶叶啊,客官坐。" }, { "from": "慕容嫣", "value": "谢谢啊。展大哥,喝口水都舍不得,那么抠。" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "谁告诉你我姓展的。我姓白,叫白玉……" }, { "from": "慕容嫣", "value": "白玉什么?" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "白玉展堂。" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "水来了水来了。" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "摔坏了你赔啊。" }, { "from": "慕容嫣", "value": "掌柜的,我要住店。" } ] }, { "id": "episode_5_chunk_5", "conversations": [ { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "展堂,带客官上楼。" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "好,楼上请。,来姑娘请进,哎呀,我帮你收拾收拾屋子啊。你看这屋子脏的,来,我把被子给你叠了。我帮你把被铺是啊。干嘛你?" }, { "from": "慕容嫣", "value": "真是踏破铁鞋无觅处,得来全不费功夫,坐这儿慢慢摆。白玉汤,我找你好久啦。" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "谁是白玉汤啊?凭什么说我是白玉汤啊?" }, { "from": "慕容嫣", "value": "就凭你刚才那身轻功。" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "我哪有什么轻功啊我。" }, { "from": "慕容嫣", "value": "你刚才扶那个人的时候,我看得清清楚楚的,你骗不到我,我跟你说。" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "那也不能证明我就是白玉汤啊。" }, { "from": "慕容嫣", "value": "你等一下," }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "妈呀,妈呀。" }, { "from": "慕容嫣", "value": "反正你就是白玉汤,你逃不脱。" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "好,我认了。我就是白玉汤,你打算把我怎么处置吧。" } ] }, { "id": "episode_5_chunk_6", "conversations": [ { "from": "慕容嫣", "value": "你等一下啊," }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "四十七页,将贼擒获以后,应尽快送到附近衙门。" }, { "from": "慕容嫣", "value": "哎?你看过这本书了啊。" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "废话!这本《缉盗指南》是我写的。" }, { "from": "邢捕头", "value": "各位,根据我的推测。白玉汤应该是从这个门入,扛这米缸和两捆大葱,从这个门出。" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "这是个窗户。" }, { "from": "邢捕头", "value": "是吗?亲娘啊。这我画的图怎么画成窗户了?都一样,扛着米缸一样可以翻窗的,至于时间嘛,应该是在三更天左右。" }, { "from": "邢捕头", "value": "为啥呢?" }, { "from": "邢捕头", "value": "街上没人不容易被人发现。" }, { "from": "邢捕头", "value": "这也叫理由?" }, { "from": "邢捕头", "value": "抓贼嘛,有时就这么简单。" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "这么大的缸,这么小的窗。怎么出去呢?" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "展堂呢?" } ] }, { "id": "episode_5_chunk_7", "conversations": [ { "from": "慕容嫣", "value": "跟踪的时候被贼发现了怎么办?" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "一与贼展开火拼;二谎称要入伙,骗取贼的信任;三。" }, { "from": "慕容嫣", "value": "等一下。哎呦,你还真的晓得呀。" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "这回信了吧。" }, { "from": "慕容嫣", "value": "不相信,我跟你说,这本书明明就是展红绫写的。你看,你自己看。" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "这是我送给他的。" }, { "from": "慕容嫣", "value": "切~~人家展红绫是啥子身份喽,你?就凭你,怎么可能认识她。" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "她是什么身份啊?" }, { "from": "慕容嫣", "value": "人家是天下第一女捕头,六扇门的绝代狂花,我的超级偶像。你咋个认识她的?" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "想知道?" }, { "from": "慕容嫣", "value": "恩。" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "帮我把铐子打开。" }, { "from": "慕容嫣", "value": "不得行,我要进六扇门。全部都靠你了。" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "跟我有啥关系啊。" }, { "from": "慕容嫣", "value": "六扇门的人说了,现在不招女捕头了,除非,除非把你逮到去。" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "这谁出的损招儿,这是。" }, { "from": "慕容嫣", "value": "展红绫。" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "展红绫。想听故事是吧?我现在就给你讲。" }, { "from": "慕容嫣", "value": "太好了太好了,等一下等一下, 摆吧。" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "三年前,我从康王府偷了一个贵妃镜,她就一直追踪我到这儿,也就是七侠镇……" } ] }, { "id": "episode_5_chunk_12", "conversations": [ { "from": "白展堂", "value": "行了。跟了那么久你不累我还累呢,我走了。" }, { "from": "展红绫", "value": "站住,少废话,把贵妃镜交出来。" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "你说你一美女当什么捕头呢?" }, { "from": "展红绫", "value": "美女就不能抓贼吗?" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "为了一个破镜子,跟了我三千里地。" }, { "from": "展红绫", "value": "八千里也得跟。抓了你,我才能进六扇门。那是我梦寐以求报效朝廷的地方。" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "多狠心的女人呐,为了自己的前途不惜把别人送进大牢。" }, { "from": "展红绫", "value": "问题是把谁送进大牢。" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "我。" }, { "from": "展红绫", "value": "你是贼,为民除害我有什么错。你图财害命的时候,怎么没想过有一天会被送进大牢。" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "我只图财,绝不杀人。" }, { "from": "展红绫", "value": "这些话留着跟判官说去吧,接招。" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "判官夺命笔,你是开封展家的二小姐。" }, { "from": "展红绫", "value": "好小子,有点见识。君不见黄河之水天上来,奔流到海。" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "葵花点穴手。跳舞我不行,打架你不行。打架讲究个稳准狠,整那些个花里胡哨的干啥呀。奔流到海。拿过来。别别别,你别哭啊。我错了,我错了还不行吗?葵花解穴手。" }, { "from": "展红绫", "value": "你……你欺负人。" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "我错了,我错了还不行吗?" }, { "from": "展红绫", "value": "你错在哪儿了?" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "我不该拿你东西,把笔给你。" }, { "from": "展红绫", "value": "你碰过的东西我不要了。" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "那你想咋办啊?" }, { "from": "展红绫", "value": "再来一回。" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "再来一回?那来十回你也不行啊,你打不过我。你别哭行吗你。那这样吧,咱们不打了,咱光追,三天之内,你要是能追上我,我就跟你回去,成吗?" }, { "from": "展红绫", "value": "一言为定。" } ] }, { "id": "episode_5_chunk_13", "conversations": [ { "from": "慕容嫣", "value": "哎呦,你还挺会怜香惜玉的咧。" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "这就是我的本性。" }, { "from": "慕容嫣", "value": "后来他追到你了没?" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "后来啊,她追了我三天三夜。直到最后一夜。" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "展堂。" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "哎呀,你这个生命线还行。" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "咋还不下去呢?" }, { "from": "慕容嫣", "value": "他在帮我看手相。" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "哎呦,你还会看手相啊?" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "不光手相,星座也行。那什么你先下去吧,一会儿就好。" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "一会儿帮我看一下血型。" }, { "from": "慕容嫣", "value": "接着说接着说。" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "刚才说到哪儿了?" }, { "from": "慕容嫣", "value": "最后一天晚上。" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "她追了我三天三夜。" } ] }, { "id": "episode_5_chunk_14", "conversations": [ { "from": "展红绫", "value": "站住。" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "哎你就那么想抓我呀。" }, { "from": "展红绫", "value": "我是兵你是贼,抓你是我的天职。哪儿跑。" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "想抓我啊?" }, { "from": "展红绫", "value": "肚子疼,岔气儿啦。" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "来让我看看。哎呀。" }, { "from": "展红绫", "value": "抓住你了。" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "你肚子还疼吗?哎呀,肚子还疼不疼了啊?" }, { "from": "展红绫", "value": "你……" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "我问你话呢,肚子还疼不疼。你怎么了?哭什么呀?我又招你啦?" }, { "from": "展红绫", "value": "你会被关进大牢的。" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "关就关呗,正好看看我爹娘。" }, { "from": "展红绫", "value": "你会被斩首的。" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "斩就斩,刀磨快点儿,一刀就得。你把我带回去吧。" }, { "from": "展红绫", "value": "不行,我不能带你走。" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "为什么呀?" }, { "from": "展红绫", "value": "因为……路途遥远。你会借机暗算我。" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "我不是那种人。" }, { "from": "展红绫", "value": "那你……你会轻薄于我。" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "我是飞贼,不是采花贼。" }, { "from": "展红绫", "value": "你个猪脑子。" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "我怎么又招你了?" }, { "from": "展红绫", "value": "算了算了,这次不算,下次再来。" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "还有下次啊?" }, { "from": "展红绫", "value": "我要堂堂正正的抓你。三天之后,我们在这儿决战。再抓不到你,我就终生不入六扇门。" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "把这个你拿回去好交差。" }, { "from": "展红绫", "value": "那你也小心点儿,别被别人逮了。" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "诶。 哎呀,谁扔的香蕉皮?" } ] }, { "id": "episode_5_chunk_15", "conversations": [ { "from": "慕容嫣", "value": "她就这样把你放走啦?" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "对呀,后来我回到家,就写了这本《缉盗指南》" } ] }, { "id": "episode_5_chunk_16", "conversations": [ { "from": "白展堂", "value": "这个给你。" }, { "from": "展红绫", "value": "《缉盗指南》?" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "我写的,有了这本书,即使你抓不到我,他们同样可以让你进六扇门。" }, { "from": "展红绫", "value": "还有讲点穴的。" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "讲的不太详细,但是对付一般小毛贼已经足够了。" }, { "from": "展红绫", "value": "是吗?" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "不对,看我的。指如疾风,势如闪电。" }, { "from": "展红绫", "value": "指如疾风,势如闪电。" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "真聪明,再来一遍。" }, { "from": "展红绫", "value": "指如疾风,势如闪电。那是因为你笨,别忘了,我是兵,你是贼,抓你是我的天职。" } ] }, { "id": "episode_5_chunk_17", "conversations": [ { "from": "慕容嫣", "value": "气死我了。" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "你这是干什么呀?" }, { "from": "慕容嫣", "value": "你这个样子对她,她却那个样子对你。这个破差事,我不干啦。" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "这也不能怪她,你看我现在不是好好的吗?" }, { "from": "慕容嫣", "value": "对啊,哎?那你是咋个逃出来的?" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "这算什么呀?我盗圣的虚名,不是白来的。" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "你刚才说的可是真的?" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "你听我解释。" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "不要过来,你就是白玉汤。" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "嘘。" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "你真的是传说中的盗圣白玉汤吗?" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "正是在下。" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "外界有传闻说您好取人首级这是真的吗?" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "纯属胡说八道。" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "那您下一步有什么打算呢?" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "我会用我辛劳和汗水,来洗刷我的罪名,改邪归正。" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "我喜欢这个答案。" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "那你还会偷吗?" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "我退出江湖以后,再也不会干那些偷鸡摸狗的事了。" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "那你为什么喜欢展红绫这样的女孩子?" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "我的梦中情人一定要有一头乌黑亮丽的头发。" }, { "from": "莫小贝", "value": "那你身为盗圣,能给我签个名吗?" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "不能。" }, { "from": "莫小贝", "value": "为什么?" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "因为我不光彩,如果我是个英雄,我一定会给你签的。" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "给我一杯忘情水,换我一夜不伤悲,所有真心真意任它雨打风吹,付出的爱收不回。多谢,多谢!" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "回来回来。" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "还有事儿吗?" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "西街米铺那个案子还没了呢。" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "我送给你们一句话,哪儿丢的上哪儿找去,相信我没错的。" } ] }, { "id": "episode_5_chunk_23", "conversations": [ { "from": "邢捕头", "value": "哪里逃。别动别动,还藏在裤腿里。这回你还有什么好说的,白玉汤。" }, { "from": "米铺伙计", "value": "我冤枉啊。" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "你还敢喊冤枉。" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "把他嘴给堵上。" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "之后咋办?" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "毒打一顿,让他去死。" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "住手,我了解他的感受。我再也不敢了。" }, { "from": "邢捕头", "value": "这话还是留给知县老爷说吧。带回去,收押,结案。抓贼有时候就这么简单,走。" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "怎么啦。不高兴啦?" }, { "from": "慕容嫣", "value": "我想回家了。" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "那你不想去六扇门啦?" }, { "from": "慕容嫣", "value": "抓不到你,去了也是白去。" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "你就说你还想不想去。" }, { "from": "慕容嫣", "value": "想啊,我做梦都想。" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "我告诉你啊,虽然我做过贼。但是我真心的希望,天下无贼。把这个交给展红绫,这个判官笔比《缉盗指南》还管用,她一定会对你网开一面的。" }, { "from": "慕容嫣", "value": "真的吗?" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "恩。" }, { "from": "慕容嫣", "value": "谢谢你,白大哥。" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "行了,别傻笑了,赶紧回去吧,要不来不及考试了,啊。" }, { "from": "慕容嫣", "value": "恩,祝我好运吧。拜拜。" } ] }, { "id": "episode_5_chunk_29", "conversations": [ { "from": "白展堂", "value": "你就真那么想抓我吗?" }, { "from": "展红绫", "value": "恩,你还有什么话要说吗?" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "也许我就不该回来。" }, { "from": "展红绫", "value": "现在说这个,晚了吧。" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "不晚。我会点穴,自然也会解穴,你好好保重。" }, { "from": "展红绫", "value": "你也要好好保重,以后可别再让我碰上你了。我想偷走你的心---白玉汤顿首。" }, { "from": "邢捕头", "value": "不好啦,白玉汤要吃人啦……" } ] }, { "id": "episode_5_chunk_31", "conversations": [ { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "哎,,为什么不折。那我不白教你了。" }, { "from": "莫小贝", "value": "折这么多干嘛用呀。" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "当然有用了。" }, { "from": "莫小贝", "value": "有什么用?" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "那姐姐给你讲个故事,你不许告诉别人啊。" }, { "from": "莫小贝", "value": "知道了,你说。" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "过来。姐姐小时候啊,家教特别严。我爹娘从来不让我单独出门,好不容易熬到十六岁了。我娘说:“芙儿大了,可以出去见见世面了。”我就带一百两银子从京城出发,谁知道,还没到城门口呢,我钱包就让人给偷走了,就这样,我又被我爹关在家里,一晃就是三四年,这一百两银子偷得我是刻骨铭心。" }, { "from": "莫小贝", "value": "那你不是恨死那贼了吗?" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "对呀,我恨不得把天下所有的贼都一网打尽。" }, { "from": "莫小贝", "value": "对。" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "全都活埋。" }, { "from": "莫小贝", "value": "你这也太残忍了吧。" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "我知道,可是我克制不住。直到有一天,你白大哥像迷一样的出现在江湖边缘。" }, { "from": "莫小贝", "value": "那你那一百两银子不会是他偷的吧。" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "当然不是,他跟别的贼不一样。完全不一样。" }, { "from": "莫小贝", "value": "怎么就不一样啦。" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "别的贼,偷东西是为了钱。而他,是为了劫富济贫,为了黎民苍生,他见有人卖儿卖女,于心不忍,一出手就是八十两银子呀,连眼睛都不眨一下。" }, { "from": "莫小贝", "value": "废话,不是他挣的钱,他当然不心疼了。" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "你还想不想听?" }, { "from": "莫小贝", "value": "想听想听,你说吧,我不插嘴了。" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "那你过来,给我倒杯水。扬州知府有个小妾,仗势欺人是鱼肉百姓。你白大哥知道了,一夜之间把他家给搬空了。第二天,那些家具就出现在三百里之外的旧货市场上。" }, { "from": "莫小贝", "value": "哇。" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "这还不算什么。抚远将军有一个御赐的九龙杯,你白大哥留了个条说,明晚三更来取,抚远将军害怕了,立刻调派了八百精兵。把将军府团团围住,到了三更,梆子刚响了一声,九龙杯就在众目睽睽之下消失得无影无踪。" }, { "from": "莫小贝", "value": "哇。" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "还有更神的,江南四大贼王,想煞煞他的威风,就约他中秋之夜一起喝酒,等到了半夜,白大哥还是没来。贼王急了,破口大骂,刚骂了两句,就听到空中有人吟诗,明月几时有,把酒问青天,刚念了两句,四大贼王的脸色变了,你猜怎么着?他们面前的酒壶酒杯全都空啦,这时候,一个声音从远处飘来,好酒啊好酒。从那以后,四大贼王金盆洗手,再也没在江湖上出现过了。" }, { "from": "莫小贝", "value": "你说的这个还是我那好吃懒做没脸没皮的白大哥吗?" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "就是他,一个铁骨铮铮的北方汉子,一个不拘小节的世外高人,一个出淤泥而有一点儿染的白面书生,也只有他才能配得上那四个字---盗亦有道。" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "不要走不要走。谁都不能走,不能走。" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "怎么了怎么了,干什么呀?" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "掌柜的,我求求你,你行行好,你就让我俩走吧。" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "真的,再不就来不及了,他可是盗圣啊。" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "盗圣怎么了啊?这都快两年了。展堂的为人,你们又不是不知道。" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "就是。" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "江山易改,本性难移啊,谁知道他以后会不会。" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "会不会什么?" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "老白,我们永远支持你。" }, { "from": "莫小贝", "value": "加油加油,煞车煞车。" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "别过来别过来,再过来我喊人了啊。" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "大嘴你好好想想,这两年我啥时候做过,对不起大家的事儿了。" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "两年时间连戒个酒都玄,谁知道你以后会不会再犯。" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "你懂什么呀,白大哥虽然是个贼,但他劫富济贫,盗亦有道。" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "闭嘴,大嘴。我真的退出江湖了,我白展堂对天发誓。" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "你们有完没完了,再来劲信不信我一掌。" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "葵花点穴手。我要怎么做你们才能相信我呢?" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "这话得问你,你要怎么样才能让我们相信你。" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "是啊,你说没凭没据的我们凭啥信你啊。" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "行了行了,这件事儿回头再说吧。赶紧休息,各回各屋。" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "我还是回我家睡吧。" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "大嘴,等等我等等我,一块儿走。" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "你们再走一步我就报官。窝藏罪犯,知情不报,这件事儿,谁也不要想往外摘。" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "回屋。还有你俩。" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "葵花解穴手。" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "我不恨你,我们永远都支持你。" } ] }, { "id": "episode_5_chunk_32", "conversations": [ { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "展堂,你。" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "我不想说话。" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "不好意思,借光借光,谢谢啊。" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "你来干什么?" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "这个送给你。" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "纸鹤。" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "千纸鹤,我亲手折的一百只。呵呵,恭祝你福寿与天齐。" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "好了别唱了,谢谢你啊。" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "呵呵,不好客气。白大哥,你不因为别人对你的看法,就自暴自弃,你就是你不是别人。" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "你听听,小郭说的多好。" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "我觉得你与其坐在这只什么都不干跟自己较劲,还不如主动出击,用行动来证明自己。俗话说得好呀,该出手时就出手,再不出手,他们就把你看瘪了。他们也不想想,你是谁--盗圣。" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "我不是盗圣,我不是。" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "不管是不是,我永远都支持你。什么叫劫富济贫,什么叫盗亦有道。你那些事迹啊,说出去一点也不丢人。" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "啥事迹嘛。" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "抚远将军府你知道吧?他有一只御赐的九龙杯。" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "够了。你下去吧,谢谢你啊。" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "不要客气啊。只要你能重整旗鼓再战江湖,我的纸鹤就算没有白折。你们聊,你们聊。" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "额小的时候啊跟额爹上山打猎,不小心就迷了路,咋转都转不出去,没有办法,额就只要抓着树枝和藤条死命的往上爬,终于在天黑之前爬上了山顶,这时候额才发现,正确的路和叉路只隔了几步。" } ] }, { "id": "episode_5_chunk_35", "conversations": [ { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "老白,你上哪儿去了?" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "踩点儿。" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "你说的那个踩点儿,是不是那个意思啊?" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "就是那意思,昨天晚上你走了以后,我仔细想,我不能再这么混下去。" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "你终于想通了。" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "为了不辜负大家对我的热切期望和大力支持,今晚我就准备重出江湖。" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "真的,那你能不能带上我。" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "带你干吗呀?" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "这是我的梦想啊。我从很久以前,就梦想着和你并肩战斗。" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "那你就继续梦想吧。盗窃是门大学问,一般人干不了。要不这样,以后劫富的事儿由我来,济贫就交给你了。" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "我真没有拜错偶像。喔来喔来喔来。站住。哪儿去啊?" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "是上公堂吧。" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "你……你想干什么?" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "就凭这个,排山倒海。我把丑话说在前头啊,我们是盗亦有道,你不招我,我也不招你,你要敢招我,我这一掌拍下去,直接拍脑门。明白了吗?" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "你们还要点儿啥,尽管说啊,别客气啊。" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "他们俩就交给你了。我回去准备一下,天黑以后就动手。" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "放心吧。" } ] }, { "id": "episode_5_chunk_36", "conversations": [ { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "来了来了。这是什么呀。" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "你忙活了一个晚上,就偷了这么个东西。" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "东西虽小,但价值连城,在钱掌柜当铺里,属它最值钱。" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "回头我就把它换成银子,分给附近的穷苦百姓。" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "这屋里就数我最穷了。但我绝不要贼偷来的东西。" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "你倒想要,谁给你呀。" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "谁呀,是谁呀?" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "呦,老刑啊。这么晚了还敲门啊。" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "快坐,坐。" }, { "from": "邢捕头", "value": "钱掌柜的当铺刚失窃了。你们不吃惊吗?" }, { "from": "邢捕头", "value": "喔?" }, { "from": "邢捕头", "value": "经过调查,我初步认定这是家贼干的。" }, { "from": "邢捕头", "value": "啊?" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "咋开出是家贼干的呢?" }, { "from": "邢捕头", "value": "忘了吧,上次米铺那个案子,就是家贼干的。" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "每次情形都不一样的。上次是上次,这次。" }, { "from": "邢捕头", "value": "哎?你眼睛怎么了?" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "让沙子给迷住了。大嘴过来帮忙。" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "还不快去。刑捕头。那这次这个案子,你怎么查呀?" }, { "from": "邢捕头", "value": "还没想好,先审着。我先把当铺那几个伙计都带回衙门,先押起来再说。" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "押起来?你没凭没据的你凭什么押别人呀?" }, { "from": "邢捕头", "value": "这是什么?" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "眼睛。" }, { "from": "邢捕头", "value": "对嘛,它不是瞎子吧。呵呵,门窗纹丝未动,地上没有脚印,锁没有被撬开的痕迹不是家贼是啥?" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "那说不定是大贼干的。" }, { "from": "邢捕头", "value": "大贼,大贼就光拿个扳指?那么多宝贝,他为啥不拿?" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "他。" }, { "from": "邢捕头", "value": "他就是个家贼,小贼,落在我手上,我让你知道什么叫,悔不该当初。" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "现在有何感想?" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "这个东西还挺值钱啊。他俩咋了?" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "早让我给点了。" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "展堂,给他俩解了,大家要团结。" } ] }, { "id": "episode_5_chunk_37", "conversations": [ { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "谢谢啊。" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "干什么,跟老鼠一样。" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "你真打算一直跟老白混下去啊。" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "什么叫混,我们这是劫富济贫,为的就是黎民苍生。" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "可黎民苍生都因为你们被抓起来啦。" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "那叫不得已而为之吗,他们会体谅的。" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "莫名其妙把你关起来看你体不体谅。" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "切。 哎,刑捕头来了。" }, { "from": "邢捕头", "value": "赶紧来碗粥,再炸几个馒头片儿。" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "大嘴,馒头片儿。" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "哎呦,你眼睛怎么那么红。" }, { "from": "邢捕头", "value": "整整审了一宿,刚完事儿。" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "啊?那审出来啦?" }, { "from": "邢捕头", "value": " 没有。每个人都有不在场的证据,所以每人打了顿扳子,放回去了。" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "都没罪了,你还打人家。" }, { "from": "邢捕头", "value": "预先警告一下嘛,省得到时候他们头脑发热手发痒的。" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "那下一步您打算怎么查呀?" }, { "from": "邢捕头", "value": "贼偷东西总得销赃吧,我打算把方圆五十里之内,不,是五十五里之内的所有典当铺通通搜查一遍。" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "你也不嫌累的慌啊。" }, { "from": "邢捕头", "value": "更累的还在后头呢,如果典当铺搜不着,就得搜古董店,古董店搜不着,就得搜文物摊啊,要是文物摊也查不着,哼哼,那就只好上青楼了。" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "青楼?" }, { "from": "邢捕头", "value": "你想啊,贼万一没销赃,说不定送给哪个相好呢。" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "那万一要青楼也查不着呢?" }, { "from": "邢捕头", "value": "亲娘咧,说不定影响仕途啊。那就别怪我使出杀手锏了。站住,说你呢。你给我站住,哪里走。" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "刑育森,刑育森。" } ] }, { "id": "episode_5_chunk_38", "conversations": [ { "from": "邢捕头", "value": "站住,说你呢。" }, { "from": "路人", "value": "咋地了?" }, { "from": "邢捕头", "value": "从哪儿来,到哪儿去呀?这怀里藏的什么?" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "老刑,人家是来吃饭的。" }, { "from": "邢捕头", "value": "吃饭的,那你为啥不进去呀?" }, { "from": "路人", "value": "我,我不吃了行了吧。" }, { "from": "邢捕头", "value": "站住,谁允许你走的,说你呢。你给我站住。" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "老刑,刑育森……" }, { "from": "邢捕头", "value": "你叫我什么?" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "刑大捕头你就行行好,给我们留条活路吧。" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "刑捕头,这些天查来查去,见个人就问个半天,没人敢出门了,生意一天不如一天。" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "生意差也就算了,你说现在连菜价也跟着往上涨,菜都买不着,还让不让人活了?" }, { "from": "邢捕头", "value": "没菜你还吃啊?我办案,跟菜涨价有什么关系?" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "你听我跟你解释,你想,大家为了少出门,都想买点菜囤着,市面上一共就那么些菜,你买我也买,抢来抢去,这菜价可不就涨上去了?" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "这些天,所有铺子的生意都不好了,有些小店撑不下去了,发点钱让伙计们都走人了。" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "有些伙计钱花光了又找不到新工作,正琢磨着怎么投奔丐帮呢。" }, { "from": "莫小贝", "value": "为了这事儿,连我们书院都停课了。" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "要光是咱们镇也就算了,连左家庄都受了牵连。说咱这有贼,没有人敢来,那些赶大车的,好几天都没生意,没有饭吃了。" }, { "from": "邢捕头", "value": "不是,你们。" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "还有赵庄,高家庄,马家河子那些挖地道的,开茶铺的,卖胭脂的,耍把式的。" }, { "from": "邢捕头", "value": "够啦够啦。无论如何我是为了办案,要怪就怪那个贼,我一天抓不着他,我绝不罢休。站住,说你呢。你给我站住,哪里走。" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "刑育森,刑育森。" } ] }, { "id": "episode_5_chunk_39", "conversations": [ { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "老白,你怎么才回来呀?" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "嘘,邱员外家有一幅吴道子的画,卖出去以后,起码值这个数,咋啦?" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "没事儿,挺好的。" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "那你在家里等着,我现在就去。" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "等等等等。你能不能歇两天再去啊。" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "为什么呀?" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "因为……我怕你太累了。" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "为了那些穷苦百姓,劫富济贫,再累也心甘。" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "哎呀,你不能去,外面实在太乱了。" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "乱就乱呗,跟咱有啥关系。" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "怎么没有关系吗?" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "喂喂喂,我就偷了一个扳指啊。" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "可是所有事情都是因它而起啊,你现在出去看看,到处都是人心惶惶的,熟人见了面也不敢打招呼,到哪儿都捂着荷包,看谁都像贼,这还是人过的日子吗?" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "你终于明白了。" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "你什么意思啊?" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "知道我为什么要退出江湖吗?就是因为我看穿了这一点,什么叫盗亦有道?全是胡说八道,贼就是贼,没有什么好贼与坏贼之分,随便偷点东西抢点东西送人,就叫侠义了吗?就拿这件事儿来说吧,东西虽小,就一扳指,可是它造成的恶劣影响是难以磨灭的,社会秩序乱了,社会风气坏了,人与人之间的信任顷刻之间荡然无存,如果这些是所谓的正义,那这种偷来的正义,我宁可不要。" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "说的好,哎呀妈呀兄弟,这些话你杂不早说呢?" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "早说,早说你信吗?再说了有些事还是眼见为实。" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "啥也不说了,兄弟,就冲你刚才说的那番话,我信你。" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "me too。" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "额早就是。" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "郭芙蓉,你呢?" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "恩。" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "那就拿来吧。" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "拿什么?" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "你说呢?" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "哦,给。" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "我先把东西送回去,否则再折腾两天,七侠镇就变曾抓瞎镇了。" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "睡觉去吧。" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "你还没有想明白呢?" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "明白了,但我还是有个小问题,你说为什么千百年来,那么多人都在歌颂劫富济贫呢?" } ] }, { "id": "episode_5_chunk_40", "conversations": [ { "from": "白展堂", "value": "二位慢走啊,有空常来。哎呦,老刑来了。来来来里边请。" }, { "from": "邢捕头", "value": "不了不了,我还有事儿。" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "喝口茶能耽误啥功夫,来来来。" }, { "from": "邢捕头", "value": "好几家铺子重新开张,非得让我去捧场,烦死了。对了,转告小贝,书院明天重新开学了,让她千万不要迟到啊。" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "好好。" }, { "from": "邢捕头", "value": "哎呀,好,很好。吃着喝着啊,喝着吃着啊。国泰民安,百姓安居乐业,生活真的很美好啊。" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "走了啊,常来啊。" }, { "from": "邢捕头", "value": "好好好。" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "哎呀,一起终于恢复正常啦。看啥呢?" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "老白,有几个问题已经困扰了我好多年了,我能不能问问你啊?" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "问吧。" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "那个抚远将军的九龙杯,你是咋偷的?" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "那不是我偷的,是他自己把杯子摔坏了,怕皇上动怒,所以就嫁祸到我的头上。" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "啊?哦,扬州知府的小妾?" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "那是因为她自己嫌家具老气想换掉,又怕老爷不肯,所以就拿我说事儿。" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "江南四大贼王?" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "嘘。那是因为他们早就想退出江湖了,但又怕退出江湖以后,过不了安生日子,所以就编了个瞎话,把注意力引到了我的头上。" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "那你那些传说该不会都是假的吧?" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "也有真的,我见有人卖儿卖女,就给了八十两银子,其实我当时顺手偷了一百两,剩下二十两我留着喝酒了。哎,对了。那钱包特漂亮,这么多年了我都没舍得扔,送你吧。" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "好好,谢谢。原来是你。" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "什么是我呀?我怎么了?" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "你这个杀千刀的老贼。" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "别别别,怎么回事儿你?" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "我杀了你,白展堂。" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "怎么回事儿?" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "这是我的钱包。你给我站住,别跑。" } ] }, { "id": "episode_6_chunk_1", "conversations": [ { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "哪来的这么多苍蝇,小郭你是干啥吃的。" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "小样儿,我还治不了你了。这就叫抹布功。" }, { "from": "莫小贝", "value": "哦~嫂子,我抄完了抄完了。这么一厚摞。" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "这么快啊。" }, { "from": "莫小贝", "value": "这是人。这是之。这是初。后面还有。" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "你还学会耍心眼了你。你赶紧给我抄,重抄!" }, { "from": "莫小贝", "value": "啊?你还笑你!我上不了翠微山玩了。" } ] }, { "id": "episode_6_chunk_2", "conversations": [ { "from": "邢捕头", "value": "哎哎哎,这个翠微山千万去不得啊。" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "咋啦?" }, { "from": "邢捕头", "value": "翠微山来了一伙山贼,极其凶残。威武镖局的赵总镖头,多高的武功,被人卡嚓一刀…" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "我再也不敢了!" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "咋的啦,咋的啦?" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "没事儿,做了一个梦。" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "吓我们一大跳。赶紧煮面条去。卡嚓一刀?" }, { "from": "邢捕头", "value": "把胳膊给剁了。俩。" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "后来呢?" }, { "from": "邢捕头", "value": "后来就金盆洗手了嘛。" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "胳膊都剁了手也没了。" }, { "from": "邢捕头", "value": "那就洗脚,反正一个意思。" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "老邢啊,谁这么凶残啊?" }, { "from": "邢捕头", "value": "黑风寨。:吃吧,吃吧,没事儿。" } ] }, { "id": "episode_6_chunk_3", "conversations": [ { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "哎!莫小贝!赶紧把她抓回来,快点儿。" }, { "from": "邢捕头", "value": "你们注意点啊。" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "谢谢老邢啊。" }, { "from": "邢捕头", "value": "请。" } ] }, { "id": "episode_6_chunk_4", "conversations": [ { "from": "白展堂", "value": "哟,客官打尖还是住店呐?" }, { "from": "老年男子", "value": "蕙兰,你看这儿怎么样啊?" }, { "from": "杨蕙兰", "value": "全听爹的。" }, { "from": "杨蕙兰", "value": "好,那我们就住在这儿了。" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "好,你楼上请。" }, { "from": "杨蕙兰", "value": "哎,伙计,把我们箱子抬进来。" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "蕙兰……" } ] }, { "id": "episode_6_chunk_5", "conversations": [ { "from": "白展堂", "value": "来二位,里边请。" }, { "from": "杨蕙兰", "value": "爹,您先歇会儿吧。" }, { "from": "杨蕙兰", "value": "哎哎哎。" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "那您先歇着。我出去了,有事儿叫我。" }, { "from": "杨蕙兰", "value": "好好。" }, { "from": "杨蕙兰", "value": "起来起来起来。" }, { "from": "杨蕙兰", "value": "我刚躺下。" }, { "from": "杨蕙兰", "value": "歇个没完了还,真把自己当我爹了?" } ] }, { "id": "episode_6_chunk_6", "conversations": [ { "from": "杨蕙兰", "value": "去,给我打盆洗脚水进来啊。" }, { "from": "杨蕙兰", "value": "哎。你先把单子签了,再洗也不迟。" }, { "from": "杨蕙兰", "value": "瞧你这腻味劲儿。都雇你一年多了,还能差这一天半天的?" }, { "from": "杨蕙兰", "value": "我不是怕您老给忘了嘛。" }, { "from": "杨蕙兰", "value": "转眼都出来一年多了,一个夫君都没找着。再这样耗下去呀,没等嫁人,我就先破产了。" }, { "from": "杨蕙兰", "value": "上回那个赵总镖头条件多好啊,武功又高,财产又多。" }, { "from": "杨蕙兰", "value": "岁数还那么大!" }, { "from": "杨蕙兰", "value": "那,那你也不能把人家俩胳膊给剁了。" }, { "from": "杨蕙兰", "value": "你以为我想剁啊?我这刀法一使出来就收不住,你又不是不知道。" } ] }, { "id": "episode_6_chunk_7", "conversations": [ { "from": "杨蕙兰", "value": "谁啊?进来。" }, { "from": "杨蕙兰", "value": "你有事儿吗?" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "我没事儿,你有事儿吗?那个,我叫李大嘴。我就想过来问问,你们还有啥吩咐没有?" }, { "from": "杨蕙兰", "value": "我们这儿缺盆洗脚水。" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "那,我给你们打去吧。" }, { "from": "杨蕙兰", "value": "那就麻烦你了啊。" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "不麻烦,以后有啥事尽管跟哥说啊。" }, { "from": "杨蕙兰", "value": "大嘴哥哥,你真好。" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "我好,你也好,大家好才是真的好。" } ] }, { "id": "episode_6_chunk_8", "conversations": [ { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "咋回事情嘛,咋还不回来呀。" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "掌柜的,掌柜的,刚打听过了。有人看见小郭小贝两个人一前一后往西去了。" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "往西。不会是给黑风寨的人抓走了吧?" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "那咋办?" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "我那苦命的小姑子啊。" }, { "from": "莫小贝", "value": "我咋就苦命了?" } ] }, { "id": "episode_6_chunk_9", "conversations": [ { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "小贝!" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "小贝,你终于回来了!" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "野到哪儿去了?小郭呢?" }, { "from": "莫小贝", "value": "她吓坏了,在后面跟着呢。" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "啥事能把她给吓坏吗?" }, { "from": "莫小贝", "value": "我们见到山贼啦。" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "啊?" }, { "from": "莫小贝", "value": "刚一进山,我们就见到山贼抢东西,小郭姐姐抱着我就躲到树后边。" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "后来呢?" }, { "from": "莫小贝", "value": "后来?后来就回来了。" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "那山贼呢?" }, { "from": "莫小贝", "value": "早走了。我们在树后面躲了一下午,小郭姐姐吓得浑身是汗。" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "那是热的。秀才给我拿杯水。" }, { "from": "莫小贝", "value": "那你抖什么呀?" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "我我我冷。" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "你到底是热还是冷啊?" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "又冷又热。" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "那就来碗温的先。" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "山里蚊子多,我打摆子行不行。" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "打摆子行啊,小郭,你是好样的。" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "那人家没有带兵器嘛。要不然躲起来干什么。" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "哎呀,幸亏你没有带兵器。我是说,你要是动手的话,区区几个山贼又算得了啥嘛。" }, { "from": "莫小贝", "value": "就俩。" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "那是先头部队。后头还有人呐。" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "哟,就是,就是。你小郭姐姐纵横江湖这么多年,怕过谁嘛。" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "那当然。" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "她连苍蝇都敢打还怕山贼吗?" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "那当然。哎,我说你什么意思你?有本事你把山贼找过来,我一对一单挑!" } ] }, { "id": "episode_6_chunk_10", "conversations": [ { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "哎哎哎,我来我来。" }, { "from": "杨蕙兰", "value": "不行,太沉太沉。" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "你都拎得动我咋拎不动呢?" }, { "from": "杨蕙兰", "value": "好,给你给你。" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "哎呀妈呀,这啥玩意儿,咋这老沉呢?" }, { "from": "杨蕙兰", "value": "搭台子用的。" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "搭啥台子?" }, { "from": "杨蕙兰", "value": "比武招亲呐。" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "你这比武招亲有啥讲究呗?" }, { "from": "杨蕙兰", "value": "没啥讲究,就是带好金疮药,万一有个缺胳膊少腿儿,先把血止住,不至于丧命。" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "送命…" }, { "from": "杨蕙兰", "value": "你别担心,就你这体格,顶多呀,落一残疾。" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "没事儿没事儿,我来我来。" }, { "from": "杨蕙兰", "value": "你拎不动。" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "没事儿,我来。没事儿,我来。" }, { "from": "杨蕙兰", "value": "还是我来吧。" }, { "from": "杨蕙兰", "value": "哎,我们在东街搭台啊,你们谁想去试试,都去试试啊。" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "哎呀我的妈呀。" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "大嘴,看啥呢?" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "我未来的娘子。" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "我可告诉你啊,这女孩不是个善碴儿。" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "老白,陪我过去看看去。" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "你去吧,我一会儿让房看。" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "哎,好。" } ] }, { "id": "episode_6_chunk_11", "conversations": [ { "from": "字幕", "value": "第一场比武招亲后。" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "大嘴,我说你楞着干啥呢。那么多客人,赶紧蒸馒头去啊。" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "我就寻思着,你说刚才比武招亲那会儿,老邢一上台,卡嚓卡嚓翻了几个跟头算咋回事儿?" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "这叫开堂彩。" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "人家比武招亲,他跟着抢啥风头啊?" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "他抢着风头了吗?你知道杨蕙兰那套刀叫什么刀吗?" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "叫啥刀啊?" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "寡妇刀。" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "寡妇刀?" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "这种刀,八八六十四式,耍起来连自己的老公都敢剁。更何况邢捕头了。" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "要不咋说是我娘子呢,那就是能耐是吧。" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "但是话又说回来了,老邢也不是一般人啊。" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "他咋不是一般人了?" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "你看比到最后,人老邢那个跪地求饶的姿势,那就比一般人威武嘛。" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "就他那样儿,就他那样儿。他还叫以身相许呢。他啥人呢,你说。" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "赶紧蒸馒头去,快点儿。" } ] }, { "id": "episode_6_chunk_12", "conversations": [ { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "哎呀,我的神呀。老邢,咋回事嘛。" }, { "from": "邢捕头", "value": "摔的,摔的。" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "摔的?摔能摔成这样?你就不要再骗我了,是不是黑风寨那帮山贼干的呀?" }, { "from": "邢捕头", "value": "对对对呀。我也得和恶势力作斗争。" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "老邢,你为了咱们镇,为了咱们镇上的百姓,真是牺牲太大了。" }, { "from": "邢捕头", "value": "保护百姓,维护治安,既是责任,也是义务。吃再多苦,也不在乎,受再多罪,也总要面对。这就是我,一个普普通通的小捕头,最想说的心里话。" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "老邢,你辛苦了。" }, { "from": "邢捕头", "value": "佟掌柜,都不容易。" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "喝点水吧。" }, { "from": "邢捕头", "value": "好好。" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "回来了。" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "老邢,你咋回事嘛,水都不喝了。" }, { "from": "杨蕙兰", "value": "也许我命中注定,是要孤独终老了。" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "你也不要太灰心,要相信缘分。" }, { "from": "杨蕙兰", "value": "那你等到缘分了吗?" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "我还没有。不过快了。" }, { "from": "杨蕙兰", "value": "那就预祝你幸福啊,可别像我,想当寡妇都没机会。" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "你啥意思吗?当寡妇咋了嘛!你以为我想当寡妇呢。" }, { "from": "莫小贝", "value": "嫂子嫂子,我抄完啦!你看,每一张都这么多字儿,而且都是标准的蝇头小楷喔。" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "再抄一百遍。" }, { "from": "莫小贝", "value": "凭,凭什么呀。三字经我早就背会啦!" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "我说的是史记。" }, { "from": "莫小贝", "value": "啊!" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "啊什么?抄不完不许出门。" } ] }, { "id": "episode_6_chunk_13", "conversations": [ { "from": "字幕", "value": "第二场比武招亲后" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "大嘴,我又看了一场,惨不忍睹啊。这哪是比武招亲呐,整个就一血洗七侠镇。哎呀,等你娘子走了以后啊,咱镇的武术教育,起码要倒退二十年。" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "别瞎说了,我娘子才不会走呢。哎呀,回来啦。那啥,这是我新炖的鸡汤,你赶快补补啊。" }, { "from": "杨蕙兰", "value": "苍天呐,我到底做错啥了,你要这样惩罚我。我不过就想嫁个好男人嘛,这有什么错?" }, { "from": "杨蕙兰", "value": "那为什么要让我天下无敌?为什么?" }, { "from": "杨蕙兰", "value": "蕙兰蕙兰,鸡汤。蕙兰,鸡汤。" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "这不行,我要帮她,我一定要帮她。" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "你怎么帮啊?" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "我要打败她,给她一个归宿。" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "好样的,有志气!在你动手之前,记得把前天新买的鞋给我留下,作为报答,我会给你烧点儿纸钱的。" }, { "from": "食客", "value": "上酒。" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "来了。" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "有你在,我死不了!" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "你别逗了,我可打不过她。" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "谁让你跟她打了呀?我是让你助我一臂之力。" } ] }, { "id": "episode_6_chunk_18", "conversations": [ { "from": "杨蕙兰", "value": "哎,伙计,帮着把箱子抬一下。" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "哎,来了来了。" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "哎哎等等。咱俩还没比呢。" }, { "from": "杨蕙兰", "value": "你?你会武功吗?" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "不会,但是我有勇气。还有足够的金疮药。" }, { "from": "杨蕙兰", "value": "好吧,什么时候比?" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "今天下午,老地方,咱俩不见不散啊。那你回去歇会儿,歇会儿。" }, { "from": "杨蕙兰", "value": "蕙兰,还要比啊?" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "行李我拿!" }, { "from": "杨蕙兰", "value": "麻烦你了。" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "没事儿,没事儿。" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "也!你拍一,我拍一,懒汉也能娶好妻。你拍二…" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "史记抄完了吗?你就出门!" }, { "from": "莫小贝", "value": "我用不着你管。" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "你还敢顶嘴?谁借你胆儿?" }, { "from": "莫小贝", "value": "你喽。" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "我…我不跟山贼动手,那是因为怕被你拖累。你现在给我出去找一个能打的来,我不打他个满地找牙,我就不姓郭!" }, { "from": "莫小贝", "value": "我现在去哪儿给你找能打的。" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "你拍十,我拍十,这个媳妇娶得值。" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "比武招亲?" }, { "from": "莫小贝", "value": "能打的来啦,你咋不去啊?" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "看来姑奶奶又要重出一次江湖了。" } ] }, { "id": "episode_6_chunk_19", "conversations": [ { "from": "杨蕙兰", "value": "蕙兰,别再比了。" }, { "from": "杨蕙兰", "value": "哎呀。" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "二位请留步。" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "听说你的武功不错。咱们来比划比划。" }, { "from": "杨蕙兰", "value": "不行,先得交报名费,两钱银子。" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "两钱银子嘛。吕秀才!" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "谁呀,谁呀?" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "有没有钱啊?" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "有啊。" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "多少?" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "二钱。" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "就是它了。" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "哎,什么时候还啊?" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "等着吧你。" }, { "from": "食客", "value": "算帐!" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "一定要还啊。" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "时间紧迫,那就开始吧!" }, { "from": "杨蕙兰", "value": "那就承让了。" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "哈哈哈哈,哈哈哈哈,哈哈哈哈…" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "排山倒海!" }, { "from": "杨蕙兰", "value": "啊!公子武功好棒啊,奴家从此便是你的人了。" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "啊?" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "郭芙蓉!" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "…" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "别人捡了便宜也就算了,你说你一女的跟着凑什么热闹?" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "整整二钱银子。该花还得花。" }, { "from": "杨蕙兰", "value": "相公,你怎么了。" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "谁是你相公!" }, { "from": "杨蕙兰", "value": "相公。你这是什么意思吗?" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "你能不能不要叫我相公?我听着别扭。" }, { "from": "杨蕙兰", "value": "好吧,相公。那我改个称呼好了。" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "赶紧改一个,赶紧改。" }, { "from": "杨蕙兰", "value": "那就叫夫君好了。夫君。" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "杨姑娘,我这个人缺点特别多,我有暴力倾向,我特别喜欢打老婆!" }, { "from": "杨蕙兰", "value": "我就喜欢打老婆的。打是疼,骂是爱。以后你要是一天不打我,我还跟你着急呢!" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "我,我已经有老婆啦,而且不止一个!" }, { "from": "杨蕙兰", "value": "那我也认了,人多一点儿,吃起饭来都特别香。你们说是吧啊?" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "香不了!我们家都穷得揭不开锅啦!" }, { "from": "杨蕙兰", "value": "那就嫁鸡随鸡,嫁狗随狗了,不管你是贫还是富,是好还是孬,我都跟定你了。" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "哪怕我是个女的?" }, { "from": "杨蕙兰", "value": "恩,哪怕你是个女的。女的?" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "对不起,我是个女的。" }, { "from": "杨蕙兰", "value": "你跟我开玩笑呢吧?" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "以前的我和你一样,头发枯黄,还有分叉,自从用了李大嘴磨的芝麻油以后,一切就变得不一样了。" }, { "from": "杨蕙兰", "value": "好啊,我大江大河都过了,没想到阴沟里翻船,栽在你这小女子的手里。好,你给我等着!" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "杨姑娘,不要难过啊,正所谓山外有山,天外有天,千里姻缘一线牵,来坐。有缘分呢就过门拜堂,去!没有缘分就天各一方,何必非要舞刀弄枪比武招亲呢?再说了,你的另一半,就一定要有一身好武功吗?" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "那天在同福客栈见到你,就像那春风吹进我心里…" }, { "from": "字幕", "value": "杨蕙兰走了。" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "蕙兰…" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "轻轻的走了,又如她轻轻地来了,挥一挥双刀,只留下俩刀鞘。" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "说啥呐?" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "这都多少天了,大嘴,您也该歇会儿了吧?你再这样下去啊,身子骨吃不消的呀。" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "我自己的事儿,我用不着你操心!" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "不要再生气啦,大不了我赔你个老婆了。" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "你拿啥赔啊?" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "我。" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "你就算了吧。你想嫁,我还不想娶呢。" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "哎,我哪点配不上你啊,李大嘴?你要那么想比武招亲啊,回头我单给你摆一局。" }, { "from": "邢捕头", "value": "还要比啊?" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "别激动,没你什么事儿,啊。" }, { "from": "邢捕头", "value": "幸好没我事儿。有一个好消息和一个坏消息,想听哪个?" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "好的。" }, { "from": "邢捕头", "value": "黑风寨已经被扫平啦!现场一片狼籍。那帮山贼不是缺了胳膊就是少了腿呀。" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "你们办事效率还挺高的嘛。" }, { "from": "邢捕头", "value": "不是我们干的。下面说坏消息啊,还有一小撮山贼流窜在外,随时过来寻仇哟。" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "寻什么仇?" }, { "from": "邢捕头", "value": "裾现场山贼供认,有名女子在山寨门口比武招亲,致使山贼死伤大半,事后,她说自己住在七侠镇,欢迎报仇。" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "啊?" }, { "from": "邢捕头", "value": "别紧张,下面还有好消息和坏消息。想听哪个啊。" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "坏的。" }, { "from": "邢捕头", "value": "她说她叫郭芙蓉。" }, { "from": "邢捕头", "value": "下面说好消息。该女子临走之前,对山贼严刑逼供,把方圆五百里的山寨全都问出来啦。她到一个山寨就到门口大喊,我是郭芙蓉,我是郭芙蓉." }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "那也就是说…爹,救我!" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "蕙兰…蕙兰…" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "来了来了!面来了,热腾腾香喷喷的青菜肉丝面。大嘴。" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "拿走。" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "烫烫烫。李大嘴,你想干吗!" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "我不饿。" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "平时不饿都吃,现在都两天没有吃了,还不饿?你是不是想成仙啊?" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "别说他了,大嘴这种心情吧,我特别能理解。" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "兄弟,啥话不说了,全在心里。" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "这种心情就像当年的八戒离开高老庄。" } ] }, { "id": "episode_6_chunk_20", "conversations": [ { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "来了来了!面来了,热腾腾香喷喷的青菜肉丝面。大嘴。" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "拿走。" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "烫烫烫。李大嘴,你想干吗!" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "我不饿。" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "平时不饿都吃,现在都两天没有吃了,还不饿?你是不是想成仙啊?" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "别说他了,大嘴这种心情吧,我特别能理解。" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "兄弟,啥话不说了,全在心里。" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "这种心情就像当年的八戒离开高老庄。" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "可不是。你才八戒呢。" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "去去去,不许胡说啊,大嘴能跟八戒比吗?吃面啊。" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "就是,人老猪好歹娶上媳妇了,你再看看咱老李呢。" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "我也能娶上媳妇,你说要不是小郭在那儿捣乱,你说我跟蕙兰我俩就成了。到那时候她耕田来我织布,她挑水来我浇园。" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "她挑水你浇园,你还真不客气啊。" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "蕙兰,你冷不冷?饿不饿?想你的心情好忐忑。杨蕙兰…兰…兰…兰…兰…" }, { "from": "莫小贝", "value": "我来啦…啦…啦…啦…啦…" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "莫小贝!" }, { "from": "莫小贝", "value": "嫂子!" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "行了行了,你自己不争气还拿孩子撒气。" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "你说啥玩意儿?" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "本来就是嘛。我问你,蕙兰临走之前,看没看你?" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "看了,那能咋的?" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "咋的,趁这个机会,一伸手一呼唤,往肩上那么一搭往回那么一搂。" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "那我俩膀子当时就能让她给卸下来。" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "这不是还是没种吗?怨不得旁人。" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "我没种?我没种?" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "有种,你就干点男人该干的事儿。别老腻腻歪歪,絮絮叨叨,磨磨唧唧。" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "行,行。我今天就让你们看看啥叫男人!" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "掌柜的,我不是有意的,晚上你们想吃啥,我给你们做去啊。" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "你说你有种,他说他有种,说起了李大嘴,数他最没种。" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "别别,别浪费。" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "一顿饭吃了八个馒头,我就怕你撑着了。" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "吃吧吃吧,咱胆量不大,架不住咱饭量大呀。" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "大嘴就是个饭桶。" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "啥桶的缸的。" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "厨房还有馒头接着吃吧,啊。" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "不吃了!" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "他还能不吃。" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "老邢来了。" }, { "from": "邢捕头", "value": "小郭不在吧?" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "你找她啊?干啥?咋了?" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "咋了吗?" }, { "from": "邢捕头", "value": "小郭出大事了!" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "啥事儿啊?" }, { "from": "邢捕头", "value": "上次比武招亲那个女的,砍了好多山贼,砍完之后嫁祸给小郭了,结果剩下的山贼凑了三万两银子,要追杀小郭。" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "光天化日,朗朗乾坤,我看他敢。" }, { "from": "邢捕头", "value": "还真有敢的,黑道三大家族,五毒教,飞刀门和天残派,都想赚这笔银子,分别派了高手来取小郭性命。最快今晚,最迟明晚,就要在这儿碰头了。" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "展堂!" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "没事儿,都派了谁了?" }, { "from": "邢捕头", "value": "五毒教派来的是金银二老。" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "这是外号吧?" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "对,一个叫金长老,一个叫银长老,合起来叫金银二老。" }, { "from": "邢捕头", "value": "飞刀门派来的是美丽不打折呀。" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "这是姐妹俩。姐姐叫美丽,妹妹叫打折。" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "那就应该叫美丽打折。" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "她姐老问,我美吗?谁敢说不,腿打折。" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "那就该叫美丽不打蛇。" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "蛇折多音字。所以叫美丽不打折。" }, { "from": "邢捕头", "value": "天残派派来的是…" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "等等,不会是上官云顿吧?" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "上官云顿?名字很温柔,他厉害吗?" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "不厉害,和蔼可亲。" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "那就好。" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "但是他残忍,他是天残派第一高手,江湖上最残忍最没有人性的杀手。凡是被他盯上了,都会被玩腻了涮够了然后置于死地,而且死相很难看。" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "有多难看?" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "非常十分以及极其难看。" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "那咋办呀?" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "事到如今,只有两个办法了。" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "你说。" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "第一个办法,与其让他勒死不如咱们集体自尽。" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "不行,第二个。" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "第二个办法…" } ] }, { "id": "episode_6_chunk_21", "conversations": [ { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "放假?" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "对对对,鉴于你最近的表现, 我决定让你回家呆两个月," }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "我最近的表现好吗?表现是不错。" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "两天了,就刷这点碗。" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "岂止是好,简直就是出类拔萃,触类旁通。" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "这俩词是一个意思吗?" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "你甭搭理她,她就一文盲。走赶紧回去,收拾收拾我送你回家。" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "等等,你送我?你为什么要送我呀?" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "恩…难道你看不出来吗?我一直对你…" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "呀呀,我对你没有兴趣啊,老白。" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "没有兴趣可以慢慢培养嘛。快点快点,走走走。" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "祝你俩终成眷属百年好合。" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "非礼呀,救命呀!" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "哎哎,干啥呀你呀!" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "我告诉你啊,没你的事儿,回屋呆着去。" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "这儿我的地盘,要走你走。" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "葵花…" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "回见了您呐。" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "李大嘴,你就是没种!" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "走走走。" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "住手!白展堂,点死我!点啊,点啊,点,你点死我!" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "有人要追杀小郭!" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "最快今晚,最慢明晚,黑道五大高手都到了,就是因为你那倒霉的蕙兰!" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "那,那你赶紧逃啊。" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "我不逃,我逃了你们怎么办?你以为谁都跟你一样啊。" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "你逃了我们就安全了。" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "疾风知劲草,烈火练真金。我今天就是死,也要跟你们死在一块儿!我要干活!" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "你脑子进水了?" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "你放过我们吧!" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "我还就不信了!谁呀?谁要杀小郭呀?啊?我告诉你,杀小郭必须过我这关!老子行不更名坐不改姓,李家沟九代单传李大嘴李秀莲是也!" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "不好!不好,快!" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "干啥呀?怎么了?" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "嘘。他们已经来了。不信你看!" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "她们还敢偷袭我,这太不要脸了这也。" }, { "from": "女子", "value": "姐,他骂你。" }, { "from": "美丽", "value": "楼下的,你知不知道姑奶奶是谁?" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "不用知道!跟你说我听声我就知道,是满脸麻子的大窝瓜脸" }, { "from": "打折", "value": "姐,他又骂你。" }, { "from": "美丽", "value": "楼下的,姑奶奶明明是瓜子脸!" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "西瓜子吧啊?还拿酱油泡过的!" }, { "from": "打折", "value": "姐,他变着法骂你。" }, { "from": "美丽", "value": "楼下的,有种到院子里来。" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "有种你到厨房来。" }, { "from": "美丽", "value": "你上来。" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "你下来。" }, { "from": "美丽", "value": "你上来!你就是没种!" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "我没种?她说我没种?我告诉你啊,你给我找个梯子我上去。我跟你讲,我要冲上去!我跟你满脸芝麻的大窝瓜脸决一死战!" }, { "from": "打折", "value": "姐,他怎么老骂你呀?" }, { "from": "美丽", "value": "楼下的!你,你等着,姑奶奶这就下来!" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "哎呀妈呀,她下来了。哎呀妈呀她真下了!我怎么办呀?" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "葵花点穴手!" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "来呀!爷爷我等着呢!你哪呢?过来呀!" }, { "from": "字幕", "value": "美丽不打折被捕。" } ] }, { "id": "episode_6_chunk_22", "conversations": [ { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "大嘴,喝水。" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "谢谢郭啊。" }, { "from": "邢捕头", "value": "哈哈哈哈…" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "老邢,你这是咋的了?" }, { "from": "邢捕头", "value": "那个美丽呀,长得跟美猴王似的,亏她好意思到处问,我长得美吗?她那个妹妹叫打折的那个,比她长得还丑啊。美丽要是一百分,打折就只剩零点一分了。" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "有那么丑吗?" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "丑!我刚才从背后点的穴,一看正脸,妈呀,吓的腿都软了。老邢,你说这人啊,有疯死的,有抠死的,有酸死的还有撑死的,你说我要活活被丑膈应死的,这名声传出去,以后还怎么在江湖上混啊。" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "去!" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "你迟早被人打死。" }, { "from": "邢捕头", "value": "别膈应人了啊。说正事儿,五毒教的二老马上就要到了,又是一场恶战呀。你们迎战,我接应。" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "你又走了?" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "肯定能啊,包我身上了啊。" }, { "from": "邢捕头", "value": "包你身上,别忘了,上官云顿还没到呢,他随时可能出现。" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "咋又走了?" } ] }, { "id": "episode_6_chunk_23", "conversations": [ { "from": "白展堂", "value": "老邢,怎么样了?" }, { "from": "邢捕头", "value": "哎呀。" }, { "from": "邢捕头", "value": "说说说。" }, { "from": "邢捕头", "value": "金银二老死得太惨了,浑身发黑,都快不成人形了。" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "那咋还不抬下来呢?" }, { "from": "邢捕头", "value": "房顶上都是蝎子,谁敢上去啊。你上去?你上去?你?" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "要不就我去呗。" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "秀才拦住。" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "大嘴大嘴,你别去,你万一被蜇死咋办呢?" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "蜇死就蜇死呗,谁叫咱比某些人有种?比某些人吃得多呢?" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "李大嘴,李秀莲!你还有完没完了?" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "我就想证明一下我比你们有种!" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "你给我站住!就为了证明你有种,证明你没白吃,你就把命搭上,你这不有病吗,你!" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "病得不轻啊,你!" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "我不都你们逼的吗?" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "大嘴,有种和鲁莽完全不是一码事儿。" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "那有啥区别啊?" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "我给你讲个故事啊。我有个堂兄,从小脑子瓜得很,瓜就是傻,傻就是瓜。别人说他不敢酒后骑马,非要骑,结果从马上摔下来,断了十几根肋条,别人说他不敢下水,大冬天里扑通就往水里跳,结果冻出一身的毛病,现在还在炕上躺着呢。这就是鲁莽。" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "你听明白了吗?" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "我明白了,有些事情明明有更好的解决办法,你不用,非要没头没脑乱冲一气,这说明什么?" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "说明这是愚蠢,而不是有种。" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "行了行了,赶紧收拾一下把脸洗了。做点儿吃的,快点儿。事不过三,老邢,这次能不能挺过去呀?" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "肯定能啊,包我身上了啊。" }, { "from": "邢捕头", "value": "包你身上,别忘了,上官云顿还没到呢,他随时可能出现。" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "咋又走了?" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "大嘴。" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "五毒教的听着,你大嘴爷爷在这儿呢,有种就跟我单挑!" } ] }, { "id": "episode_6_chunk_24", "conversations": [ { "from": "白展堂", "value": "回来,喊啥呀?" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "放手放手,让他去!你是想死吗?赶紧找死去!" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "掌柜的。" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "一点儿忙都帮不上,整天就知道胡咧咧,要么就是吃!" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "那不是他们说我没种,你说我是饭桶吗?我没种我敢这样吗?你见过这样的饭桶吗?五毒教的你听着,你大嘴爷爷这儿呢,有什么招儿你尽管使出来,我要是皱皱眉,我跟你的姓!出来!" }, { "from": "怪声", "value": "这可是你说的。有本事别往屋里躲。" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "妈呀,这是啥声儿啊?" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "蚂蜂。不好,门窗有缝,厨房!" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "快,大嘴,把门关上。秀才,把那边也关上。来,挥舞起来,让烟越浓越好,快!" }, { "from": "怪声", "value": "金长老,早叫你别用追魂蜂,非用,直接放我的夺命蝎,哪会有这事啊。" }, { "from": "金长老", "value": "大敌当前你少说两句能憋死你啊。" }, { "from": "银长老", "value": "我说什么啦,你自己没本事,冲我发什么火啊。" }, { "from": "金长老", "value": "银长老,我敬你是妇人,不要得寸进尺。" }, { "from": "银长老", "value": "我还得意忘形呢,这事要传出去,看你这张老脸往哪儿搁。啊!你敢放五步蛇咬我!" }, { "from": "金长老", "value": "你先答应我,这事不外传,否则别想要解药。啊!你疯啦!拿夺命蝎蜇我。" }, { "from": "银长老", "value": "你不仁,那就别怪我不义了。啊,我的纤纤玉手!" }, { "from": "金长老", "value": "给你最后一个机会,解药在哪儿?" }, { "from": "银长老", "value": "使劲咬他,别松口。" }, { "from": "金长老", "value": "死老婆,早知今日何必当初啊。啊,我那火一般炽热的肱二头肌!" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "来呀,有本事放蝎子咬我呀!爷爷要是皱一下眉头,就是你养的!" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "展堂,去把邢捕头叫来,快点儿。" }, { "from": "字幕", "value": "金银二老毙命," } ] }, { "id": "episode_6_chunk_27", "conversations": [ { "from": "上官云顿", "value": "是啊,实在对不起,我是来找人的。" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "你找谁呀?" }, { "from": "上官云顿", "value": "请问,郭芙蓉小姐在吗?" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "你找她有何贵干?" }, { "from": "上官云顿", "value": "是这样,我呢,是奉上头的指派,来索取她性命的。麻烦你们帮我通报一声。这是我的名贴,还请多多指教。" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "你是上官云顿?" }, { "from": "上官云顿", "value": "正是在下,还未请教您?" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "他是盗圣,传说中的盗中之圣。" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "他厉害得很,你不知道我告诉你。" }, { "from": "上官云顿", "value": "白玉汤?" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "知道就好。" }, { "from": "上官云顿", "value": "久仰久仰。您也是来公干的?要不你在这儿盯着,我撤。" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "少废话,小郭的命我保了。" }, { "from": "上官云顿", "value": "你看,别介别介呀,能不能再通融通融?" }, { "from": "上官云顿", "value": "不能!" }, { "from": "上官云顿", "value": "既然这样,那我就把大家都送上西天,也省得郭小姐这么漂亮可惜了呀,也省得郭小姐一个人在路上寂寞呀。别楞着了,有什么遗言就赶紧写下来吧,我今天是一点时间都不宽裕,所以我就不折磨大家了,啊。不过请你们放心,我一定让你们高高兴兴的,平平安安的回老家。赶紧给我腾个地儿啊。让你们也开开眼,这些个用具啊,都是我经过精心挑选出来的,你们离这么远哪能看清楚啊,来来来,离近点离近点啊,每一件用具啊,都是经过上千次的试用,客户满意率达99.99%,就拿这根上吊绳来说吧,那是在杀手界里边倍受赞誉呀。" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "还是让我先为你效劳!排山倒海!" }, { "from": "上官云顿", "value": "你这倒霉孩子,你怎么一点儿也不可爱啊,我惩罚你。我要用我毕生所学,折磨你三天三夜。再说这根鞭,那在打手界里边…" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "葵花点穴手!" }, { "from": "上官云顿", "value": "你看你看,要不你怎么说是贼呀,怎么狗改不了吃屎啊,搞偷袭呀你。看在你我都是黑道的份上,就先送你吧。" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "要杀他,先杀我好了!" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "不,湘玉,先杀我!" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "不要,展堂,杀我。" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "杀我,湘玉,你还有小贝。" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "小贝托付给你了。" }, { "from": "上官云顿", "value": "行了,争嘛呀,不都迟早的事儿吗?女士优先。" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "你先来。湘玉!" }, { "from": "上官云顿", "value": "麻烦您把脖子伸进来吧,来来来,这东西有一点儿疼,不过你别挣扎,越挣扎越疼,好。" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "老贼!" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "放手啊!" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "接招!" }, { "from": "上官云顿", "value": "兄弟,没练过暗器吧?夺命蝎!" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "绳子!" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "那蝎子可是活物,逮哪儿蜇哪儿。" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "湘玉啊。" } ] }, { "id": "episode_6_chunk_28", "conversations": [ { "from": "邢捕头", "value": "亲娘咧,那个上官太惨了,浑身上下被他自己挠的没有一块好皮了呀,就像烤乳猪似的。" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "行了行了行了,客人还在吃饭呢。" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "大嘴,那么多蝎子都有剧毒,你抓的时候不害怕呀?" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "咋不怕了?那再怕也得上啊,要不你们咋整啊?是不是,掌柜的。" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "大嘴呀,你现在知道鲁莽和有种的区别了?" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "知道了。就看你做的事值不值得,如果值得,那就是有种,如果不值得,那就是鲁莽。" }, { "from": "邢捕头", "value": "你说的很好啊,知道你最有种,走,跟我走一趟。" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "干啥去呀?" }, { "from": "邢捕头", "value": "上官云顿还躺在衙门口呢,我人手不够,你帮着抬抬。" }, { "from": "邢捕头", "value": "去吧去吧去吧,大嘴,需要你啊。" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "我不去了,我见血我就晕。" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "你不去谁去呀,你是咱这儿最有种的。" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "我还得尝尝菜呢。" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "还得吃呢。" }, { "from": "邢捕头", "value": "对了,还有个事儿。" }, { "from": "邢捕头", "value": "说说说。" }, { "from": "邢捕头", "value": "刚刚接到线报,黑道三大家族悬赏十万两,追杀小郭。" }, { "from": "邢捕头", "value": "哎,小郭,小郭。" }, { "from": "邢捕头", "value": "我还没说完呢,你们干什么呀?" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "你说你的,说你的。" }, { "from": "邢捕头", "value": "追杀令是发了,可是没人敢接啊。" }, { "from": "邢捕头", "value": "为啥呀?" }, { "from": "邢捕头", "value": "五大高手都歇菜了,谁还敢来。" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "早说呀你。" }, { "from": "邢捕头", "value": "这杀人工具我拿走了啊。" }, { "from": "莫小贝", "value": "谁说没人敢来呀?谁说没人敢来呀?我这不是来了吗? 哈哈哈哈…" } ] }, { "id": "episode_7_chunk_0", "conversations": [ { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "好一个闭月羞花,沉鱼落雁的绝世美人儿" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "掌柜的,哎,你也开始化妆了?哇,通红两腮,你好像猴子屁股啊" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "你才好像猴屁股,你还是猴头猴脑猴爪子" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "那是老白" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "小郭,额警告你啊,不要拿人家的缺陷开玩笑,找额有什么事吗?" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "有有有,秀才最近啊,好像不太对劲啊,他老是躲在柜台后面,偷偷地看着我,我一扭头吧,他就冲我这样这,这分明是在骚扰我吗" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "他敢骚扰你,额咋就不信呢" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "呐,这就是证据" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "他的门牙" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "咋回事吗?" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "刚才我在干活,他就偷偷的跟我在后边,我一扭头吧,哇塞,他的脸都贴到这里来了,然后还是冲我那样子这分明是在暗示我什么吗,那我也想不通啊,我就给了他一招排山倒海" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "然后呢" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "然后,他就只剩一颗门牙了" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "哈哈哈……" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "哟,你怎么啦?" } ] }, { "id": "episode_7_chunk_1", "conversations": [ { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "哎,芙蓉,最近好吧,生活有困难吗,有困难要说,没有困难制造困难也要说的,咱们就是亲兄妹,这里就是你的家,俗话说,亲兄妹也要明算帐,你上次欠我那二钱银子,是不是该还了?你得还,你凭什么不还?你怎么不讲理呢?动手,动手我怕你啊?打就打,我踹你了,我踹踹踹……我踢你我~" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "你干啥呀" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "对不起啊" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "你刚才在屋里嘟哝啥呢" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "没什么,要债的事" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "还有人敢欠咱的钱啊?" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "不是欠咱的钱,我的钱" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "甭管谁的钱,你跟哥说,我还就不信了,甭管黑道白道,咱都不熟,不用,咱讲的是一身正气,欠债还钱那是天经地义的事,他得讲道理,你记着兄弟,谁跟你过不去,那就是跟起我过不去,跟我过不去,那就是跟我姑父过不去,跟我姑父过不去,那就是跟朝廷过不去,知道吧,你问问他,他敢跟朝廷过不去吗" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "她倒是真敢" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "他谁啊" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "郭芙蓉,上次比武招亲,她问我借了二钱银子交报名费,你看你要是方便的话,现在给我要回来" } ] }, { "id": "episode_7_chunk_2", "conversations": [ { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "小郭" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "哎哟喂" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "咋啦咋啦" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "你该不会把那盒胭脂全给抹了吧" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "你觉得咋样吗?" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "我不能说" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "为啥不能说" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "你吩咐过,不要拿别人的缺陷开玩笑" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "那就严肃一点嘛,过来,坐下,那你说,应该咋弄嘛?" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "首先你应该搞清楚" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "搞清楚啥呀" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "女人的美由内而外……" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "额知道,内练一口气外练筋骨皮" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "什么乱七八糟的,我是说啊,你不光要涂脂抹粉,你还要准备几样像样的首饰" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "额有啊" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "你这也叫首饰啊,这简直就是一个草标吗,不知道的还以为你卖身葬父呢" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "说啥呢,好首饰谁都喜欢,问题是额哪有那么多闲钱嘛?" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "你那屋里头不是有好几大箱吗?" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "那些都是额的嫁妆,额娘说了,这是她娘留给她的,她一样都没有动,全都留给额了" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "那你就戴嘛" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "额娘说了,那些嫁妆在没过门之前,绝对不能动,连看都不能看,这就是妇道" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "你倒是妇道了,你有没有想过首饰的感受?" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "首饰,首饰还有什么感受?" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "当然有啦,你想啊,那些首饰被关在漆黑的箱子里头,孤苦伶仃,冷冷清清的,你没有听到它们在黑暗里的哭泣" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "哎哟,不要再说了怪瘆人的" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "掌柜的,我出去买趟菜啊" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "哎!" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "你脸咋整的啊,让开水烫啦,疼不疼啊,咋不说话呢?" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "不要再买菜了,去把泔水倒了去" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "倒啥泔水啊,赶紧找郎中吧" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "干活去" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "郭姑娘" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "干吗?" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "我有话要对你说" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "你有什么话不能在那说呢?" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "当面才能说清楚" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "你不要过来啊" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "我得过来" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "哎,你不要过来啊" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "你不明白我的意思" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "你不要逼我,排山倒海……" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "啊……我的牙!" } ] }, { "id": "episode_7_chunk_3", "conversations": [ { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "你们不要哭啊,额这个人心肠软,见不得别人受委屈,额这就放你们出来透透气啊,一二三!这是个啥吗" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "不让说,没关系,我把它写下来,看你好不好意思。郭小姐" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "又是你,干吗?" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "请你过目" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "写的什么?" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "你一看就明白了,都是常用字,你看得懂的" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "是吗?我最讨厌拐弯抹角的,有什么话直说吧" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "你还记得上次比武招亲吗?" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "比武招亲?行了,你什么都不用再说了,我已经发过毒誓,我再也不可能跟任何人动手了" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "我知道啊,我没让你动手啊" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "动脚也不行,我永远都不会对任何人施以暴力,永远~" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "哎,等等我,我还没说完呢" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "姓吕的,我敬你是个读书人,请你对我尊重一点,我们江湖中人,说过的话就如同泼出去的水,我说过不动手就不动手,谁敢造次,休怪姑奶奶这柄青霜剑,甭管有没有剑,都叫他好看" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "你说了不动手的" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "所以你不要逼我喽" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "我没有啊,我真的没有啊" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "真的不要逼我啊" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "我错了" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "不要害怕嘛,我们都是亲兄妹啊,这里就是我们的家,所以我会保护你的,起来起来吧,我叫你起来!" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "哎呀,我真的错了,我错了,那二钱银子您留着慢慢使吧,想买什么买什么,想穿什么穿什么,千万别跟我客气,不够再问我拿" } ] }, { "id": "episode_7_chunk_4", "conversations": [ { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "掌柜的,你手里拿的是什么呀?" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "别动,这有可能就是传说当中的唐门暗器,有可能有毒" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "额不是故意的" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "乖,听话,谁都有淘气的时候,有我在别怕" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "展堂,刚才把额吓坏了" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "我胆儿也小啊" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "判官笔,流星锤,狼牙棒,开山斧,夺命锁" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "这不就是一个普通的锁头,锁箱子用的吗?" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "哇,这把剑好漂亮啊" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "这就是传说当中的倚天剑,无坚不摧,任何东西都能砍断" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "掌柜的,你这些宝贝都从哪儿来的?" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "这些,就是额的嫁妆" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "啊?" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "额现在终于明白了,额娘为啥不让额打开,赶紧把箱子抬走吧" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "抬哪儿去?" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "找个小黑屋把它锁起来" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "别呀,要我说,赶紧把它们卖了呢,可以卖个好价钱" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "不卖,这是额娘的娘留给额娘的,额娘又留给额的,额要把它保留起来" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "留它干啥呀,你又不行走江湖" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "就是" } ] }, { "id": "episode_7_chunk_6", "conversations": [ { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "她怎么能忘了呢,她不可能忘了,那二钱银子是前两天的事,我得提醒她,二钱银子,二,关键是这个二" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "谁呀,来了来了,干嘛呀,这么晚了有事儿吗?" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "也没什么事" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "没事你,你" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "我就是想问问你,你有没有去过天下第二泉呐" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "无锡惠山那个" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "啊" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "没去过" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "我也没去过,我听人说起过二次" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "二次?" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "就是两次,天下第二泉旁边有个二清观" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "二清观?" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "也可能是三清观,这不重要,道观里面有二个道士" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "二个" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "也就是两个,这道士们,他们喜欢在第二泉旁边听二胡,曲名就叫做二泉映月" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "你到底想说什么啊?" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "说起这二泉映月啊,你喜欢听音乐吧,很多声音很好听的,你看这个这个,铜钱的声音,很清脆很好听,像天籁之声,看钱你明白吗?" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "啊,我知道你想干什么了,你是看不得我在这里受苦,特地给我送钱来的秀才你真好" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "娘啊,你在天之灵一定要保佑我把银子要回来,郭芙蓉我跟你拼了" } ] }, { "id": "episode_7_chunk_7", "conversations": [ { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "你手里拿的什么?" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "没什么" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "拿出来起我看一眼" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "没什么" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "拿出来吗,拿出来,排山……" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "别排别排,这是我娘留给我的簪子" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "这么贵重的东西呀,你怎么舍得送给我呢?什么都别说了秀才,从今天开始,你就是我的好哥哥" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "妹妹" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "明天聊啊" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "天啦,子啊,你带我走吧!" } ] }, { "id": "episode_7_chunk_8", "conversations": [ { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "我说你还有完没完啦" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "没完,敢情不是你的钱" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "不就二钱银子吗,回头我帮你要去" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "这可是你说的" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "我说的,别看我书没念多少,可啥是朋友,啥是义气,我比你明白,放心,你的事儿就是我的事儿,你的钱……" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "等一会儿,还是我的钱" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "瞧你小气那劲儿,我还能贪你那点碎银子啊" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "大嘴,我不是这意思,大嘴,大哥,你要是能把我的钱要回来,我就……" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "就借我一钱?" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "啊?" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "跟你开玩笑呢,都是兄弟,谈钱就外了,赶紧睡觉吧" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "大嘴,那银子不帮我要了?" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "一钱就一钱,你早点还啊" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "发了工钱,我马上还啊,睡觉睡觉" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "大嘴" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "又咋的啦?" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "吹不灭" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "你对准了" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "对准了啊" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "哎呀妈呀,牙漏风都跑上面去了明儿记得补牙去呀" } ] }, { "id": "episode_7_chunk_9", "conversations": [ { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "你干啥呢?小郭啊,我来就是通知你,他找你有事" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "啊?" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "什么事啊?" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "说呀,你上次欠他二钱银子没还" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "你说清楚" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "你欠他银子没还" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "二钱" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "比武招亲那回,咋的你还假装忘了?" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "原来是这样,我就说你这段时间磨磨唧唧纠缠我暗示我,吞吞吐吐是前言不搭后语,原来就为了这件事啊?哎呀,我怎么那么糊涂呀,还真以为你转了性,没想到你连这点小帐都记在心上,真是枉我对你一片情意~片情意~片情意~" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "芙蓉~" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "小气鬼,去死!" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "吓我这一身汗" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "掌柜的,你到底还管不管了?" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "咋了吗?" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "吕秀才他对我的骚扰变本加厉" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "他有那胆啊" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "你听着啊" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "关关雉鸠在河之洲,窈窕淑女君子好逑" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "谁把公鸡放出来了?" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "他嚎啥玩意儿呢?" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "他什么意思吗?" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "鸟儿轻轻唱,落在河洲上,美丽俏姑娘,青年好对象。哎呀傻丫头他哪是骚扰你,他是看上你了" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "谁说他看上我了,我跟你说,他是因为……因为我欠了他二钱银子" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "你把钱还他不就完了吗?" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "我要有钱我早还他了嘛" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "把这个草标给你" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "好啊" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "卖身还钱" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "事以至此,休怪我无情了" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "你想干什么?" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "干啥呀" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "你开个价吧" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "玉倒是个好玉,就是做工太差" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "少废话,一两银子" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "二钱" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "五钱" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "二钱,不卖算了,反正额这个草标戴着也挺好的" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "簪子还你" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "你哪儿来的钱?" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "跟你没关系,咱们俩现在两清了,以后你要再敢纠缠我,小心你的胳膊" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "哎等等,你这簪子哪儿来的?" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "问小郭买的,哎哟,小心点儿,这个玉脆生着呢" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "郭芙蓉!!!" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "今儿要不给你点颜色看看……我先回屋歇一会儿" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "好的好的" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "站住,你为什么要把它卖了?" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "你送给我就是我的了嘛,我爱卖给谁就卖给谁" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "簪子还额" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "我我,我跟你拼了" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "排山倒海" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "啊……" } ] }, { "id": "episode_7_chunk_10", "conversations": [ { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "娘啊,你不要怪孩儿" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "小声点儿" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "不是孩儿不孝顺,实在是力不从心啊,您留给我的最后一样东西,孩儿也没能留住,孩儿对不住你啊" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "把簪子还我" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "凭啥,这是额花钱买的" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "娘啊" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "那你就再卖还给我" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "不卖,这么好又这么便宜的首饰,到哪儿买去?" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "娘啊" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "你开个价吧" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "十两" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "你不如去抢好了" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "娘啊" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "五两,再低就不谈了" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "嚎啊,你怎么不嚎了啊,成交,五两就五两,姑奶奶花钱买一清净" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "簪子还你" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "你……" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "你不要误会啊,我不想欠你这个情" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "郭姑娘的大恩大德吕某没齿难忘,我的簪子" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "掌柜的,客人这么多,他嚎成这样你也不管管" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "额有什么办法嘛,房子是人家秀才的,你们俩到底谁欠谁啊?" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "谁欠谁都无所谓了,最重要的是,这个世界终于清净啦" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "额要是你额就不会这么想" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "那你怎么想啊?" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "你看啊,五两银子,每个月还二钱,算下来,你还得多给额干两年零一个月" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "啊?" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "不要怕,额把零头去了,还剩两年,也就是二十四个月,七百三十天,八千七百六十个时辰" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "娘啊~~~~~" } ] }, { "id": "episode_7_chunk_11", "conversations": [ { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "死秀才,害我平白无故多干两年,二十四个月,七百三十天,八千七百六十个时辰" }, { "from": "莫小贝", "value": "二百四十八,二百四十九,二百五" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "你骂谁呐,谁是二百五?" }, { "from": "莫小贝", "value": "哇,小郭姐姐,我刚刚发现你的眼睛好大哎" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "是吗?少来,回屋做功课去,烦着呢" }, { "from": "莫小贝", "value": "还跟秀才置气呢?" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "从今往后,我对他只有俩字,鄙视!" }, { "from": "莫小贝", "value": "我看你的眼神好像不太像鄙视,再眯缝点儿眼,再眯再眯,对对对,就这样别动了" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "这是鄙视吗?这好像是近视嘛" }, { "from": "莫小贝", "value": "你别光有面部表情啊,应该再加点儿肢体语言" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "肢体语言?怎么加呀?" }, { "from": "莫小贝", "value": "跟我学啊,冷笑,眯眼,同时耸肩,对对对,多练几次啊,我给你数着啊,一二三四,二二三四,加大幅度,再来一次,对,就这样啊,我先回屋了啊" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "一二三四,二二三四" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "羊癫疯?别动别动" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "干什么?" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "把我手咬住了" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "秀才,你想干什么?" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "你误会了,我是想帮你" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "帮我?有你这么帮我的吗?你变态!" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "疼,掌柜的来救命啊,掌柜的……" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "叫谁都没用" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "放手放手放手,干啥呢这是?" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "你问他吗" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "咋回事?" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "好心当作驴肝肺,早知道,让你抽死算啦" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "好啊好啊,你来抽死我,抽死我" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "坐下,你呀整天就知道欺负读书人,有本事找展堂去,找展堂点你去" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "我,我懒得跟你解释" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "衣服还没有洗完呢,你迟早得洗完,还得给额晾好" } ] }, { "id": "episode_7_chunk_12", "conversations": [ { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "哎呀疼疼疼" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "你不用再贴膏药啥的?" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "别别别,疼贴了也没用,这条胳膊算是废了" } ] }, { "id": "episode_7_chunk_13", "conversations": [ { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "597,598,599" }, { "from": "莫小贝", "value": "就剩一个了,就剩一个了,加油加油" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "六…不行了不行了,我实在做不动了" }, { "from": "莫小贝", "value": "哎秀才…" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "六百!" }, { "from": "莫小贝", "value": "耶!你终于做完了" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "你说,你说他算是个什么人呀" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "我是个知书达理的人,有什么话不能好好说呢,凭什么对我下此毒手" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "偷袭我也就算了,还敢告我黑状,你看他装的那副可怜兮兮的样子" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "她不就是练过两天武功吗,神气什么呀" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "他不就念过书吗,谁没念过呀" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "整天就知道恃强凌弱,打打杀杀" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "整天就知道咬文嚼字,唠唠叨叨" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "有本事逮个贼去呀?" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "有本事中个举去呀?" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "如此庸俗,还如此粗鲁" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "那么自私还那么迂腐" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "她还算个女人吗?" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "他还算个男人吗?" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "这种人渣" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "这种败类" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "我呸" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "你呸我干吗呀?" }, { "from": "莫小贝", "value": "你呸我干吗呀?" } ] }, { "id": "episode_7_chunk_14", "conversations": [ { "from": "白展堂", "value": "开门了,开门" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "老白老白,桌上还乱七八糟就敢开门?" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "郭小姐,假如我没记错的话,这张桌子该你负责收拾吧?" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "吕先生,如果我没有记错的话,有句话叫做狗拿耗子多管闲事" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "小贝过来看热闹" }, { "from": "莫小贝", "value": "我还上学呢" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "不上了" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "搬动一张桌子,耗时五秒,搬动一个板凳耗时三秒,请问把楼下所有桌椅板凳搬动一次,耗时多久?五四三二一,时间到!" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "五张桌子,二十条板凳,一共是八十五秒" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "错!你忘了这一张" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "假设我每个月要洗十次澡,那么请问我每年要洗多少次澡?" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "一百二十次" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "错,一百一十次" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "为什么呀?" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "正月里不让洗澡" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "大嘴每天吃三顿饭,每顿三个馒头,请问他三月一共吃了多少个馒头?" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "每天三顿乘以三个馒头,再乘以三个月,再乘以三十天,一共是810个馒头" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "错,是二百七十个,我说的三月是指三月份,而不是三个月" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "假设我三掌就能拍死你,每拍一掌你都会惨叫一声女侠饶命,那么请问在你临死之前,你要说几个字?" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "我拒绝回答这个问题" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "那就算做自动弃权" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "惨叫三次,每次四个字,一共是十二个字" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "错,一共是九个字" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "为什么?" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "第一掌下去女侠饶命四个字,第二掌下去女侠饶命八个字,第三掌下去立刻死翘翘,你只说了一个字,啊,八加一等于九" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "假设我中了状元,皇上赐我尚方宝剑,我刺你一剑,你会惨叫一声我错了,你死之前说了三万六千个字" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "太毒了吧" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "我还没说完呢,而我实际上只刺了两剑,为什么?" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "这,这不可能" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "怎么不可能了?我刺你一剑你说我错了,我刺第二剑你说三万六千个字,然后就失血而死,一共刺了两剑" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "假设……" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "你已经没有机会了" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "一二三" } ] }, { "id": "episode_7_chunk_15", "conversations": [ { "from": "白展堂", "value": "叫小贝吃饭" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "来来来,吃饭了小贝" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "过来,来吃饭" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "郭小姐请" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "吕先生请" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "郭小姐请" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "吕先生请" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "郭小姐请" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "你请" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "你请" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "你请" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "行了,你俩上这儿来坐着,一块儿请" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "吕先生你请,算账特别费脑子,应该好好补补" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "你也得多补补了,体力活最辛苦了,你多吃点儿啊,你咋不吃呢,别客气呀" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "你刚才给我夹的是大蒜" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "你还给我夹生姜呢" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "生姜能够去风寒,还能解酒" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "大蒜包治百病,还能驱邪呐" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "那您先来点葱花润肠" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "你来点桂皮生津" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "你来碗生猪油通便" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "你来块鸡屁股养颜" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "你来" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "你来" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "你们俩还想来点啥?" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "对不起" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "碗打碎了还可以原谅,最可恶的是你们俩糟蹋粮食,小贝,给他们上一课" }, { "from": "莫小贝", "value": "锄禾日当午,汗滴禾下土,谁知盘中餐,粒粒皆辛苦" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "听听孩子的呼声" }, { "from": "莫小贝", "value": "鹅鹅鹅,曲项向天歌" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "好了,不要再显摆了,咋办?" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "事已至此,说什么都没有用了,掌柜的,只有行动能表达我的悔意,这样吧,浪费的饭菜我收拾,地我来扫,砸碎的碗从我月钱里扣" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "你呢?" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "同意,辛苦你了" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "辛苦的是你" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "砸碎的碗你来赔,弄脏的地你来收拾,收拾不干净你就不要想吃晚饭,还有,以后再让额看见你们俩吵吵闹闹的不团结,就不要想领月钱!" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "同意!" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "走,咱们到厨房包饺子吃,小贝也走" }, { "from": "莫小贝", "value": "我呆会儿就来" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "跟姑奶奶玩阴的" }, { "from": "莫小贝", "value": "小郭姐姐,你就打算一直跟他斗下去?" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "废话,不蒸馒头还争口气呢,不出这口恶气,姑奶奶就不姓郭" } ] }, { "id": "episode_7_chunk_19", "conversations": [ { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "没睡还是早起了?" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "没睡,昨晚收拾了一宿" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "身体累坏了算谁的" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "谢谢,你能不能帮我递块抹布啊,我这腾不开手" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "愿意效劳,在哪儿呢?" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "就在算盘那旁边" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "有两块抹布,一块是白的,一块是红的,拿哪块啊?" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "随便" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "拿白的吧,白的在楚文化里…啊……" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "你怎么了呀?" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "是你放的?" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "是我放的呀,但颜色是你自己选的" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "这红色的下面是什么?" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "你自己看吗,你不会不敢吧?" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "我会不敢?我怎么不敢了我,什么都没有" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "本来就什么斗没有,扔过来吧。这叫腐皮胶,粘上了就别想拿下来,除非连皮一块儿撕" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "你,你好卑鄙" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "跟你学的,怎么样?认不认输?" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "我忍着,看谁折腾死谁?" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "这是你自己说的啊" } ] }, { "id": "episode_7_chunk_20", "conversations": [ { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "你你你来干什么" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "行了行了,别闹了秀才,我知道我对不住你,我特意给你熬了藏红花,对你的伤势很有好处的呀,来来来试一下" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "你真的有那么好心呀?" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "哇塞,我还会害你不成?那行,我先洗给你看,哎哟,好舒服啊,来吧来吧,来,试试,试一下吗!感觉如何啊?" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "疼,疼……" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "告诉你,这是姑奶奶我特意调制的辣椒水,疼就对了" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "干什么呢?" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "出去,我不想再见到你" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "不要害怕吗,我这是来看看你手上的伤好了没有啊" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "我的手跟你没有关系" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "跟我没关系就好啊,那你不要去找掌柜的告我黑状啊" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "啊,肚子被谁打了一拳呀?" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "左三圈,右三圈,脖子扭扭屁股扭扭,我把你的耳朵也来扭一扭,哎呦,疼疼疼" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "小东西,以为扎个草人就能对付我了啊,是不是想死啊" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "疼疼,你再不放手我不客气啦" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "哎呦,我好害怕哟,我就是舍不得放手怎么办呢?" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "我错了我错了,我输了你放过我吧" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "知道错就好,我不是故意的,秀才,大嘴,老白" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "大嘴,老白,救救我……" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "疼,轻点儿" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "不行啊,你就跟人道个歉去,认个错啊" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "明明是她不对,凭什么我认错?" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "哎呀,俗话说的好啊,忍一时风平浪静,退一步海阔天空啊" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "为什么我得让着她呀,她凭什么不能让着我" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "你不是个男人嘛,你跟人一个小姑娘置什么气呐?" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "她是姑娘吗?她是魔鬼!" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "那你就更不能跟她斗啦,你看看你这耳朵,你看看你那脸,你再看看你那手,你再看看你脚,你再这么折腾下去,你还活不活了?" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "我不活了,我就是死,我也抱着她一起死" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "好好的,啥死不死的,你真是的" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "俗话说的好,不蒸馒头争口气,这话你们听过" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "你不是不爱吃馒头吗?" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "人这辈子,活着图个啥呀,不就是口气嘛?" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "别拍了" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "看在兄弟的情意上,我可以给你支一狠招,但是有一前提啊,不管是输是赢,只此最后一次" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "我保证,但前提是她不许反击" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "你放心,这招一使,她绝对没有反击的机会" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "啥招啊?" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "你知道小郭最怕啥吗?" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "大蒜" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "尤其是生蒜,她只要一闻,保准她头晕脑涨,浑身起小红点儿" } ] }, { "id": "episode_7_chunk_21", "conversations": [ { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "这也太毒了吧" }, { "from": "莫小贝", "value": "就是嘛" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "事以至此,就休怪姑奶奶我破釜沉舟啦" } ] }, { "id": "episode_7_chunk_22", "conversations": [ { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "我闻不着,你知道为什么闻不着吗?因为我伤风,知道为什么伤风了吗,因为我洗了个凉水澡,知道我为什么要洗凉水澡吗,因为我特意为你和你的弟兄们准备了这个,小贝~" }, { "from": "莫小贝", "value": "来喽" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "臭鸡蛋还有臭豆腐干,再加上咸鱼干" }, { "from": "莫小贝", "value": "再拿老陈醋整整泡了一宿" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "这么些个宝贝呀,往地上那么一摔,会是什么局面?掀盖!" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "来来来,闻一下吧,你不是说,要让我绝无反击之力吗?闻一下下吗" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "郭芙蓉,你想干啥?你为啥这么臭?" }, { "from": "邢捕头", "value": "啊,啊里边的人听着,有人举报,你们这里有人自制臭豆腐蛋,这种行为已经严重影响了周围百姓的饮食起居,本捕头在此严正警告,交出臭豆腐蛋,释放人质,这是你唯一出路,我再说一遍……" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "闭嘴!" }, { "from": "邢捕头", "value": "交出臭豆腐蛋,释放人质" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "我这都是被他们逼的" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "明明是你先逼我的" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "是你吃大蒜,想活活熏死我先" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "是你弄得我鼻青脸肿先" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "是你咬我先" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "是你先揪我耳朵先" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "是你扎草人咒我先" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "是你弄伤我的手还骗我用辣椒水洗手先" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "是你在我的碗里搁大蒜花椒先" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "是你用分筋错骨手弄伤我的胳膊先" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "是你偷袭我先" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "是你~我什么时候偷袭你了?" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "洗衣服的时候" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "我见你抽抽以为你发羊癫疯,我拿筷子是怕你咬伤自己的舌头" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "真的吗?" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "当然是真的了" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "确定一定以及肯定?" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "我不否认否决以及否定!" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "那是我对不起你了" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "闹了半天就为这点儿小事儿" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "事情虽小,可它关乎面子呀,还有尊严" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "不蒸馒头争口气" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "这话是没有错,不蒸馒头争口气,可这个气呢是奋发图强的志气,不是小肚鸡肠的怨气,为了芝麻大点的事儿,就把自己折腾的死去活来,臭死了,快盖上,还连累周围的人,这样值吗?生活是有很多摩擦的,多一点儿宽容,多一点儿忍让,不是就完了吗?这样不好吗?" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "还愣着干啥呢,赶紧收拾吧" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "我来吧" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "不用不用,我来吧" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "我来" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "我对不起你,我来" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "我对不起你" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "我对不起你" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "我不是故意的,我的手有伤" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "跑吧~~~~" }, { "from": "邢捕头", "value": "里边的人听着,交出臭豆腐蛋,释放人质,这是你唯一的出路,交出臭豆腐蛋,释放人质,这是你唯一的出路,里边的人听着,交出臭豆腐蛋,交出臭豆腐蛋~~~" } ] }, { "id": "episode_8_chunk_0", "conversations": [ { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "哎哎哎哎,放下你给额,也不嫌脏" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "不仅脏,而且无礼……" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "……也是允许的,民以食为天嘛,哈" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "我洗过手,不信你看" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "洗过,我证明,昨天晚上跟脚一块儿洗得" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "擦你的桌子去,一下午一个桌子还没擦完呢,想偷懒就直说阿" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "如果勤劳也是一种错误的话,那我马上改掉好了" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "先别改,先跟我到厨房端菜去,秀才,进去帮忙" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "哦!" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "回来我在收拾你!" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "展堂!" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "恩?" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "去把小贝找回来" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "哦" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "莫小贝 贝 贝 贝…没有!" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "恩?!" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "我这就去!" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "唉~~不知不觉,已经两年了……" } ] }, { "id": "episode_8_chunk_1", "conversations": [ { "from": "家丁", "value": "大小姐,您就跟我回去吧,老爷都不等了,您在这儿还等什么劲儿啊?走吧,我去雇马车。" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "等等,等不到我的夫君,我死也不会回去的" }, { "from": "家丁", "value": "都三天了,连个口信儿都没有,说出去…" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "你不要再说了,要回你们回,我坚决不回" }, { "from": "家丁", "value": "唉~~老爷那儿还有一大堆的事儿等我办呢,唉~~大小姐,您自己多保重" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "你回来,你回来,你回来~~,你回来~~…" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "快去问问,那女的嚎啥呢" }, { "from": "邢捕头", "value": "哎哎哎 我们李捕头问了阿 你大白天你嚎什么呢" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "你管呢 我愿意喊" }, { "from": "邢捕头", "value": "哎?!在七侠镇还没有人敢你这么喊的 你回来 回来什么呀 回来!" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "你以为我想喊吗?你以为我不想回家吗?你以为我赶了一千多里地就为了坐在这儿瞎喊吗? 你回来~~" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "你还敢叫板了是不是?!小刑,把她给我逮到衙门去,重打四十大板" }, { "from": "邢捕头", "value": "好,我告诉你啊,你这个…你看,这样做有点儿不太合规矩" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "是吗?" }, { "from": "邢捕头", "value": "嗯嗯" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "我让你逮就逮!天塌下来我顶着呢" }, { "from": "邢捕头", "value": "不是,这个事情…" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "咋的?!我是捕头,我话不顶用了是吧?!我把你从乡下调来,不是让你跟我作对的,你知道不?" }, { "from": "邢捕头", "value": "好好好好…新娘子!麻烦你跟我们走一趟吧,走!" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "我不走,我不走!" }, { "from": "黑衣人", "value": "哎!你干吗去?" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "你没看她身上有颗夜明珠嘛?" }, { "from": "邢捕头", "value": "哎呦呦…" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "你给我放开,松手,松手" }, { "from": "邢捕头", "value": "她咬着我呢" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "松口松口,你不松口是吧?别怪我对你不客气了阿?是你自找的!呀~~~~!" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "住手!" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "来者何人?" }, { "from": "黑衣人", "value": "她的官人!" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "官人?" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "小宝,是你吗?" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "这儿呢" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "哎,等死我了,干什么吗?我还以为你不想娶我了" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "这怎么可能呢" }, { "from": "邢捕头", "value": "这这……这可咋办呀?" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "一块儿带走呗" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "嗯?!" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "我答应了,知县老爷也不答应啊,哈哈……" }, { "from": "邢捕头", "value": "这是真正的高手。二位刚才对不住的地方,别往心里去阿" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "回头摆酒的时候记得叫一声啊" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "跟过去看看" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "相公,你还在呢吧?" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "在呢在呢" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "咱们走吧" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "走?上哪儿去?俄,回家是吧?家在哪儿?家里怎么走啊?" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "你连家怎么走都不知道吗?" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "我当然知道了,我在想怎么能不绕弯子直接到,你知道吗?" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "我怎么能知道,这又不是在我们陕西的汉中" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "汉中?汉中我熟阿,汉中有个龙门镖局天下闻名阿!" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "你这个龙门镖局的女婿名气也不小" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "龙门镖局的女婿?!" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "咋咧,你不想当是吗?" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "想当想当,我能跟龙门镖局攀上亲家,这是我上辈子修来的福气呀" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "小嘴儿甜的,怪不得人家叫你桃花剑" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "桃花剑?!" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "又咋咧?" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "我,我就是疾恶如仇桃花剑,衡山派掌门莫小宝?" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "喊,接着喊,大点儿声喊,生怕人家别人不知道是吧?" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "娘子,你在这儿坐着,我去去就来" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "你不能走,从今天起你走到哪儿我就跟到哪儿,咱们俩在也不能分开" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "大姐阿" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "你管我叫啥?" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "不是,娘子阿" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "哎" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "我这一路上来呀,太辛苦了,我实在是太累了" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "那咱们就在这儿住下吧" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "不用,我的意思是…" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "有人吗?!我们要住店~~" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "不用…" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "有人吗" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "哎呀妈呀,这咋这么脏呢?这店呐,是人住的吗?" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "知之为知之,不知为不知,是知也~~~" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "我的神呀!你是谁呀!你说啥呢?" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "小生吕轻候,未知两位大驾光临,有失远迎,还请宽恕则各~~" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "好好好 则各则各,有没有空房?给我们找一间,赶紧的" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "不用找,本店全是空房" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "先不要管房间,给我先弄点儿吃的" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "对不起,本店没这项业务" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "那你就把我们门外的箱子搬进来" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "对不起,本店同样没有这项业务" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "我给你钱" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "对不起……给多少钱…也不能搬,正所谓贫贱不能移,富贵不能淫………威武不能屈" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "不屈不屈,他不搬算了,我来……" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "那敢情好" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "我来看着你搬,去吧小心点儿啊,千万不要把箱子划破了,我还是跟着你" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "哎,我说,你这箱子里装的啥玩意儿?" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "还能有啥呀 嫁妆呗" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "咋拉来的?" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "马车呀" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "谁家的车?" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "俺爹呀" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "你爹呢?" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "走了呀" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "噢~~~你这嫁妆,值不少银子吧?" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "看你说的啥银子不银子,嫁鸡随鸡,嫁狗随狗,嫁妆再好,也比不上嫁的人好" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "那对,关键得人好,现在这年头,好人不多" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "小宝~~" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "嗯~~" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "过来帮个忙" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "帮啥忙呀?" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "帮我把盖头摘了吧,戴了三天都没有摘,都快把我给闷死了" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "别别别,我跟你说阿,这盖头阿,待婚礼那天掀" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "结婚的时候再戴上嘛,你不揭我揭" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "别别别…别!我要给你个惊喜" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "什么惊喜阿" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "你想啊,结婚那天阿,该来的人都来了,这家伙,小酒一喝,小肉一吃,小洞房一入,小盖头一掀,哎呀妈呀1这媳妇长的真漂亮,这不是惊喜是啥呀" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "哪来的惊喜嘛咱俩早都见过面了" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "啊!那……那就更不能揭拉" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "哎呀,你不揭我揭" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "啊~~~~你……" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "我…." }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "你你……" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "我我……" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "你你你…" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "我我我…我错了我错了……" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "你比小的时候帅多拉" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "哎呀妈呀,腰啊腰啊" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "相公对不住,快起来,还没有进洞房,你可不要伤了腰。小的时候又黑又胖肥头大耳,还有点儿驼背,嫁过来之前我还真有点儿担心" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "担心啥呀" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "担心…全没有啦。感谢苍天呀~~" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "谢谢 谢谢" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "你谢谢啥嘛?" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "我谢谢他呀给我这么一个如花似玉的媳妇,我白展堂哪辈子修来的福气呀~~" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "白展堂?" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "哦~~我最近新起的一个浑名" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "啥意思嘛?" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "嗯…这…白呢就是白璧无瑕,展呢就是展翅高飞,堂呢就是堂堂正正,哈哈哈" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "相公~~" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "娘子" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "意思倒是不错,就是听着怪了点儿,白展堂……还是桃花剑好" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "可不好么,杀死多少弟兄换来的外号啊" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "弟兄?" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "黑道的称呼" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "黑道?" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "…白道也这么叫" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "白道?" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "……黑白两道,条条大道通罗马嘛" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "罗马?" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "罗马市~!你没去过?" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "没有" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "什么声音?" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "不好意思,我肚子响,为了等你,我已经三天没有吃饭了" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "我娘子都三天没吃东西了?!" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "也不是啥东西都没有吃过,我把十个手指甲都啃了,如果你要再不来,我打算把脚指甲都啃了" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "相公,你不会嫌弃我吧?" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "……不会,我怎么会嫌弃你呢?!这样,你在这儿呆着,我给你做吃的去,想吃点儿啥?" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "吃啥都行,只要是你做的,哎,记得多放点儿辣子阿" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "好的你跟着我干啥?" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "我不是说过了吗,你走到哪儿我就跟到哪儿,咱俩再也不分开" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "我得先买菜" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "我给你提篮子" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "买完菜我还得点炉子" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "我给你劈柴,连锅碗瓢盆我都帮你刷了" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "那倒不用,你如果没事儿的话呢,就把屋子收拾一下,好吧?" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "连睡觉我都陪着你" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "嗯?" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "…洞房花烛夜之后,想啥呢?!快去吧" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "谁想了" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "这个屋子咋这么脏的呀?!" } ] }, { "id": "episode_8_chunk_2", "conversations": [ { "from": "白展堂", "value": "哎,慢点儿吃,别噎着了阿" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "嗯……嗯……你也吃?" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "我等你吃完了再吃" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "那就难说了" } ] }, { "id": "episode_8_chunk_3", "conversations": [ { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "还有没有了?" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "…有!我再给你炒一盘去啊" } ] }, { "id": "episode_8_chunk_4", "conversations": [ { "from": "白展堂", "value": "我不走,我就在厨房" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "那你快点儿回来啊" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "好好……" } ] }, { "id": "episode_8_chunk_5", "conversations": [ { "from": "莫小贝", "value": "有人么?" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "哈哈,这个盘子不错吧?它是个圆的,你看看上面还有青花呢,过来过来。" }, { "from": "莫小贝", "value": "你……你.是新娘子吗?" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "是呀,要不我穿成这个样子干什么呀" }, { "from": "莫小贝", "value": "那……那你是衡山派的新娘子吗?" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "你咋知道的呀?" }, { "from": "莫小贝", "value": "你别管了,你就说是不是吧?" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "……江湖就是江湖,消息传得就是快呀……" }, { "from": "莫小贝", "value": "嫂子~~!我终于找到你啦!" } ] }, { "id": "episode_8_chunk_6", "conversations": [ { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "不哭不哭,你是莫小贝吧?" }, { "from": "莫小贝", "value": "是呀,我是小贝" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "你哭个啥嘛?我的小姑子呀,你看这小脸花的。你说吧,咋回事呀?" }, { "from": "莫小贝", "value": "我哥……我哥他出事儿啦" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "你哥?….跟我上楼" } ] }, { "id": "episode_8_chunk_7", "conversations": [ { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "进来" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "你不在大堂呆着,跑这儿来了呢?趁热吃了吧" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "不着急先放那儿吧你先歇会儿吧" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "咋回事儿啊?" } ] }, { "id": "episode_8_chunk_8", "conversations": [ { "from": "白展堂", "value": "呀!这谁家孩子埋汰的,你看人家干净的,出来,上外头要饭去,走走走…" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "我在楼下碰见的,你不熟吗?" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "那我还见人就熟了?这小花脸,一看就被她爹骂哭的" }, { "from": "莫小贝", "value": "我爹早死了" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "你爹死了,你娘呢?" }, { "from": "莫小贝", "value": "我娘也死了" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "那你家还有谁呀?" }, { "from": "莫小贝", "value": "除了我,全都死光啦" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "这孩子,一看就命硬,逮谁克谁,赶紧让她走,她不走我走。" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "站住!你要再走一步我就发射了" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "射啥呀?你" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "烽火霹雳弹!" } ] }, { "id": "episode_8_chunk_9", "conversations": [ { "from": "白展堂", "value": "龙门镖局的独门暗器!……你啥意思你?" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "我再也不放你走啦,你说是吧?" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "我说啥了我?" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "不说是吧?就休怪我不客气了!" } ] }, { "id": "episode_8_chunk_10", "conversations": [ { "from": "白展堂", "value": "我说我说我说…!我冒充莫大侠主要是因为……因为……因为我要报答他的救命之恩呐!" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "嗯?" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "那一年我被人追杀,是莫大侠出手相救,我才苟活到今天呐,那是一个月黑风高之夜……" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "拣重点的说!" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "莫大侠的救命之恩,我不报行吗?你看,我看见两个捕快为难你,我能不管吗?" }, { "from": "莫小贝", "value": "你还是没说为什么要冒充我哥" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "我要不冒充你哥,她再饿上两三天,你嫂子还能见到你哥吗?" }, { "from": "莫小贝", "value": "咋不能?我哥就在下面等着她呢!" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "下面?莫大侠啥时候来的呀,你看咋不通知兄弟一声呢?哎呀,一看就把我当外人了,哈哈哈你哥轻功怎么样?" }, { "from": "莫小贝", "value": "我哥要是有轻功,就不会死啦!" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "你哥死了?!" }, { "from": "莫小贝", "value": "嗯……" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "哈哈哈哈哈,真是天………" } ] }, { "id": "episode_8_chunk_11", "conversations": [ { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "嗯?" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "….妒英才呀…." }, { "from": "莫小贝", "value": "哥~~~~" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "莫大侠,你死得好冤啊~~~" } ] }, { "id": "episode_8_chunk_12", "conversations": [ { "from": "白展堂", "value": "娘子~" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "你管我叫啥?" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "大姐,我请你放了我吧" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "你是一个好人就应该好好地活下去,千万不要想不开啊" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "不是,我去给莫大侠上坟去我" }, { "from": "莫小贝", "value": "用不着,我哥掉进悬崖,尸骨无存,哥~~" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "苍天呐!走不了啦~~!" } ] }, { "id": "episode_8_chunk_13", "conversations": [ { "from": "白展堂", "value": "大姐,我求求你,放过我吧我白展堂对天发誓,以后我要再见钱眼开,就让我天打雷劈,不得好死" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "来了 小姬大姐 有人找我急事儿" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "早点回来,等你" } ] }, { "id": "episode_8_chunk_14", "conversations": [ { "from": "白展堂", "value": "小姬!" }, { "from": "姬无命", "value": "嘘~~!小点儿声" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "你可来了,你上哪儿去了" }, { "from": "姬无命", "value": "刚才我跟那俩捕快,手一痒痒,又干一票" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "你知道刚才那新娘子是谁吗?" }, { "from": "姬无命", "value": "谁呀?" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "龙门镖局的大千金!" }, { "from": "姬无命", "value": "那怎么了?走镖的咱们见多了,都是名声大,功夫也就那么回事儿" } ] }, { "id": "episode_8_chunk_15", "conversations": [ { "from": "白展堂", "value": "你知道她嫁给谁了吗?" }, { "from": "姬无命", "value": "谁呀?" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "衡山派的掌门" }, { "from": "姬无命", "value": "衡山派?" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "啊" }, { "from": "姬无命", "value": "衡山派已经没戏啦!刚刚收到风,衡山派内斗,打的是两败俱伤,莫小宝让人从山上给扔下去了" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "为什么呀" }, { "from": "姬无命", "value": "听说是拿公款盖房的事儿" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "腐败了?!" }, { "from": "姬无命", "value": "掌门结婚,盖新房,用的是帮里的钱,然后不知道怎么就打起来了" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "没咱事儿,赶紧走" }, { "from": "姬无命", "value": "别别别….走?走哪儿去?几大箱嫁妆你就不要啦?我以为你早就得手了呢?!" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "我给你说阿,这种钱咱最好是别拿" }, { "from": "姬无命", "value": "为什么呀?" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "咱以前不是说好的嘛,红白不沾呐,婚礼葬礼的钱财咱拿了折寿" }, { "from": "姬无命", "value": "干咱这行的,脑袋别在裤腰带上,再折能折多少?" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "要拿你拿,我走了" }, { "from": "姬无命", "value": "走好,一大箱家伙就归我喽" } ] }, { "id": "episode_8_chunk_16", "conversations": [ { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "吾生而有涯,而生也无涯~~~" }, { "from": "姬无命", "value": "掌柜的,给我来碗水喝" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "对不起,本店没这项业务" }, { "from": "姬无命", "value": "要不您说哪有,我自个儿倒去" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "后院有口井" }, { "from": "姬无命", "value": "烦请先生带路则各" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "好说好说" }, { "from": "姬无命", "value": "请!" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "说起这口井啊,可有历史了,你知道吗?那待说到哪有一年那叫啥来着?哦对,正德年间" }, { "from": "姬无命", "value": "哦哦,正德年间!" }, { "from": "姬无命", "value": "正德年间,李凤姐我倒听过,井我就没听过了" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "哎" }, { "from": "姬无命", "value": "哎" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "请问有空房吗?" }, { "from": "姬无命", "value": "没了" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "没有空房通铺也行" }, { "from": "姬无命", "value": "没了没了,小店打烊了" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "能不能通融一下" }, { "from": "姬无命", "value": "楼上请" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "哎,等等,不要告诉任何人我来过这儿" }, { "from": "姬无命", "value": "哦,我知道你是谁啊?" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "你怎么知道?" }, { "from": "姬无命", "value": "知道什么?" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "我是谁?" }, { "from": "姬无命", "value": "不是,你连你自己都不知道自己是谁,我怎么知道阿" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "那你刚才…" }, { "from": "姬无命", "value": "我…" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "对不起,得罪了。楼上第几间?" }, { "from": "姬无命", "value": "走到头向右拐" }, { "from": "姬无命", "value": "这谁呀这是,爱谁谁,今儿来一个杀一个,来俩我宰一双。这就叫天堂有路你不走,地狱无门你偏来投你说你穷书生,你还挺沉,走" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "干嘛呢!" }, { "from": "姬无命", "value": "我仍井里了" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "这人还有气呢,咱不说好了不杀人嘛?" }, { "from": "姬无命", "value": "这人见过我" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "见过你的人多了,我还见过呢" }, { "from": "姬无命", "value": "你啥意思啊?" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "我又没说不让你动手" }, { "from": "姬无命", "value": "那不就得了吗" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "来人呐,杀人啦,来人啦" }, { "from": "姬无命", "value": "白展堂!你不想活了你啊" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "小姬呀!哥受累问你一句,咱是干啥的?" }, { "from": "姬无命", "value": "贼呀" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "贼,只管偷东西,杀人这事儿,是咱干的吗?" }, { "from": "姬无命", "value": "那他以后认出我咋办?" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "打死也不承认" }, { "from": "姬无命", "value": "我…" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "大不了咱躲几年,反正干完这票以后,咱能歇几年" }, { "from": "姬无命", "value": "行吧行吧,就按你说的办,走走走,搭把手,抬厨房去" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "有人在吗?掌柜的?" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "干这种事儿你怎么能放人进来" }, { "from": "姬无命", "value": "她特有钱,你看" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "有人在吗?" }, { "from": "姬无命", "value": "来了来了,这儿呢,进来" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "呦,在这儿呢,有没有吃的呀?饿了" }, { "from": "姬无命", "value": "吃的,吃的我这儿…" }, { "from": "姬无命", "value": "….没有" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "你去做饭" }, { "from": "姬无命", "value": "行,交给我" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "小姬" }, { "from": "姬无命", "value": "哎" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "有蒙汗药吗?" }, { "from": "姬无命", "value": "别的没有,蒙汗药管饱" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "回来!" }, { "from": "姬无命", "value": "又怎么了" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "不许杀人啊" }, { "from": "姬无命", "value": "走吧走吧 没完没了你还" }, { "from": "姬无命", "value": "放心吧,酒和菜里我全都放了" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "放了多少?" }, { "from": "姬无命", "value": "五个人的量" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "放那么多?!不怕留下后遗症阿!" }, { "from": "姬无命", "value": "你…" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "好好好,先吃先吃" }, { "from": "姬无命", "value": "那个,两位客官,酒和菜全都上齐了,慢用阿。快快,吃吃吃啊" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "吃吧" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "咋咧?" }, { "from": "莫小贝", "value": "我哥最爱吃爆炒腰花了" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "恩公~~" }, { "from": "姬无命", "value": "哭啥呀,赶紧吃赶紧吃,这菜都凉了,快快快,吃吃吃" }, { "from": "姬无命", "value": "这就对了" }, { "from": "姬无命", "value": "别别,干吗呀这是" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "相公,不要着急,慢慢吃,不够还有" }, { "from": "姬无命", "value": "没了没了,就这点儿菜,扔完就没了来来来,吃吃吃" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "没有就没有吗,我们少吃一顿又有什么关系嘛,一定要让我的相公吃饱了上路" }, { "from": "姬无命", "value": "别别别" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "你想干什么吗?" }, { "from": "姬无命", "value": "我帮您倒,行吧" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "嗯" }, { "from": "姬无命", "value": "莫大侠,您吃好啊。别光顾着吃菜阿,还有酒呢,酒酒" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "对对对,喝酒喝酒" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "你不用管了,小贝给你哥倒上" }, { "from": "莫小贝", "value": "哥~~" }, { "from": "姬无命", "value": "别别别……三钱银子一壶呐~~" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "不要说三钱,就是三十钱,三百钱,只要我的相公爱喝,我就买给他喝~~相公~~" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "恩公~~~~" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "这位先生,你也是我家相公的旧相识吗?" }, { "from": "姬无命", "value": "…见过,不熟" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "既然是亡夫的朋友,那就喝一杯吧" }, { "from": "姬无命", "value": "不不不…" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "小贝,把你的酒杯给他,这还有一点儿福根儿,我来给他满上,先生你一定要一饮而尽,以表哀思~~~~" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "恩公~~~~我们不差这口" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "倒吧" }, { "from": "姬无命", "value": "来了来了来了" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "掌柜的呢?" }, { "from": "姬无命", "value": "掌柜的买书去了" }, { "from": "邢捕头", "value": "你在这儿干什么呀" }, { "from": "姬无命", "value": "我这不被掌柜招来当伙计了吗" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "大白天的,管啥门呐?" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "关门主要是为了办丧事儿" }, { "from": "姬无命", "value": "办丧事儿" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "办丧事儿?谁死了?" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "我家相公" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "他家相公" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "他相公不是你吗?" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "…那个什么……你俩上楼歇着去吧" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "不是……这……" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "这件事情是这样的,来,二位,来来来。要不喝两盅?" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "喝两盅行!" }, { "from": "邢捕头", "value": "这不合适吧,这个…" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "哎呀!这有什么不合适的,小姬呀…." }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "小姬?" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "小鸡炖蘑菇呀,这下酒多好" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "赶紧炖去,出锅的时候加头蒜阿" }, { "from": "姬无命", "value": "好……" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "……不是,我那酒…" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "呦呦呦,酒刚喝完,这样,我给二位打去啊,稍候稍侯" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "等等,等等" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "咋了?" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "菜咋掉地上了?" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "寄托哀思" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "哦……等等…把门关上" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "木耳不错,就是发得不好,水放多了" }, { "from": "邢捕头", "value": "这个你也懂啊" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "可不咋的,想当年我在黄鹤楼…当差那会儿,一天到晚不琢磨别的净琢磨吃的" }, { "from": "邢捕头", "value": "哦,那你是怎么当上捕头的呀" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "想知道啊?" }, { "from": "邢捕头", "value": "恩" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "我姑父姓娄" }, { "from": "邢捕头", "value": "娄?…娄县令阿!" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "嘘!!别大声吵吵,低调,低调阿" }, { "from": "邢捕头", "value": "哦,怪不得呢" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "行啦,小邢别心理不平衡了,生死有命,富贵在天。你以后啥都甭想你就跟着我啊,有我口吃的,就有你的,来来来,吃吃吃!" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "一,二,走!" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "太沉了,吃啥玩意儿长大的,换他!" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "咋的啦?" }, { "from": "姬无命", "value": "不搬了" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "累了?那就歇会儿" }, { "from": "姬无命", "value": "老白,你先坐下。把你那块也掏出来" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "啥意思啊?" }, { "from": "姬无命", "value": "这啥字儿啊?" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "盗神" }, { "from": "姬无命", "value": "你那块儿呢?" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "盗圣" }, { "from": "姬无命", "value": "一个盗神,一个盗圣。放着满世界的宝贝不去拿,跑到这儿来给人干苦力 啊 还得负责给人烧菜做饭,枉我俩一世英名啊~~" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "你说的是啊" }, { "from": "姬无命", "value": "哎!人家偷东西,都是偷完了就走,你呢?!你偷完东西帮人家收拾屋子!" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "你不把脚印擦干净了,人家不跟踪你?" }, { "from": "姬无命", "value": "人家销赃都是快进快出,你呢?!你把东西玩两天你又给人送回去了" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "不送行吗?你丢东西你不着急啊?" }, { "from": "姬无命", "value": "切……" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "好好好,最多以后偷一半还一半行了吧?" }, { "from": "姬无命", "value": "你………同样是风云人物,业界传奇,你看人楚留香?!那业务水平比咱差一大截子呢,你看看人家 啊 照样是小酒喝着小游艇开着,你再看看你,你穷的连身新衣裳你都买不起了你" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "胡说!我这身衣服是我娘亲手给我做的,你看看这款式,这面料,这做工……" }, { "from": "姬无命", "value": "哼" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "……简单就是美嘛!简约之美!" }, { "from": "姬无命", "value": "老白阿,时代变了,我们不能躺在功劳簿上吃老本,要积极进取,研究新的战略战术,调整心态,变换打法" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "变什么打法?" }, { "from": "姬无命", "value": "我们要做到 偷 拿 搂 抱 扛 五位一体,还要做到集团化 规模化 连锁化 争取三年内达到收支平衡,五年内利润翻番,十年内融资上市!" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "上市?上什么市?" }, { "from": "姬无命", "value": "上闹市呗!你想,如果咱们势力够大的话,就算是招摇过市,也没人敢逮,那是什么境界?" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "天上人间~~" }, { "from": "姬无命", "value": "对呀!为了这个梦想,努力吧老白!" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "你上哪儿去啊?" }, { "from": "姬无命", "value": "我先把那俩小娘们宰了,就拿她们俩做咱们成功路上的垫脚石!" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "葵花点穴手!兄弟,对不住了。我实在是狠不下这心。一个个来吧~~!" } ] }, { "id": "episode_8_chunk_17", "conversations": [ { "from": "白展堂", "value": "看那儿!他就是罪魁祸首" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "杀我们?!你还有没有王法了,咱们赶紧报官去吧" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "镇上的两个捕快都在那儿躺着呢!" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "那怎么办吗?" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "赶紧走!再不走就来不及了" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "不能走,杀人要偿命!咱们不能就这么算了" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "你要干啥?" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "你来吧,杀了他" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "我从来就不杀人" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "你不来我来,小贝往后退" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "你还真要动手啊你" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "还有最后一颗霹雳弹,炸死他算了!" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "不行 我跟你说啊,他也是一失足成千古恨,在给他一次机会好不好?" }, { "from": "莫小贝", "value": "他都杀了那么多人了,还好意思要机会?" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "没死!那些人是昏过去啦" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "你就不要再替他说好话了,我知道你心肠软,起来!我来,卧倒!一 二 三!" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "醒醒,醒醒!" }, { "from": "邢捕头", "value": "李捕头早,你咱来了?" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "小姬~~~~~我的兄弟,葵花解穴手!小姬~~" }, { "from": "邢捕头", "value": "我跟你们拼啦~~~" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "小刑,咋的啦" }, { "from": "邢捕头", "value": "我的腿软了,走不动了走不动了" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "那就来生再见吧。来人啦!杀人啦!!杀人啦!" }, { "from": "莫小贝", "value": "就这胆儿还当捕头呢!" }, { "from": "邢捕头", "value": "好汉饶命好汉饶命!" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "我不是好汉,不要害怕,起来起来……" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "还敢胡来!信不信我……" }, { "from": "姬无命", "value": "娘~~~~!娘~~~~" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "你还知不知道自己是谁了?" }, { "from": "姬无命", "value": "我要吃糖糖~~" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "谁是你娘?" }, { "from": "邢捕头", "value": "姬姬姬……" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "鸡爪疯?" }, { "from": "邢捕头", "value": "….姬无命!传说中的盗神!天下第一江洋大盗就是他!" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "不可能!就他这德性还是盗神?啊!" }, { "from": "邢捕头", "value": "我发达啦!我抓到盗神啦!哈哈哈哈……我可以当捕头啦!哈哈哈…我仕途有希望了" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "小姬,小姬!!我的兄弟呀!" }, { "from": "邢捕头", "value": "对了,要不要你去趟衙门,录个口供" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "不用去了吧,你有什么问题就在这儿问吧……" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "小姬,在牢里琢磨着怎么慢慢融资上市吧,哥穷,没什么送给你的,这根关东糖你拿着,留着在路上慢慢吃" }, { "from": "邢捕头", "value": "那啥,那就这样了啊,时候不早了,我该带他走了,有啥事常联系啊!" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "那是一定的,还有麻烦你的时候" }, { "from": "邢捕头", "value": "不客气。别吃了,走!" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "小生吕轻候,未知诸位大驾光临有失远迎,还请宽恕则个" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "不要光练嘴皮子了,还是把店照顾好,上点心" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "上什么心呐,这个店呐,明天就跟我没关系了" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "为啥呀?" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "这几年,我四处赶考,欠下了三百两银子的债,明天就到期了,to be or not tu be,咋办吗?" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "小贝" }, { "from": "莫小贝", "value": "哎" }, { "from": "莫小贝", "value": "这事儿还是你自己拿主意吧" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "那你就说你同意还是不同意吧" }, { "from": "莫小贝", "value": "我无所谓呀,反正从今往后,你到哪儿,我就到哪儿" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "这个店我买了" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "你……你带够银子了吗?" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "你看这个东西能当多少钱呀?" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "少说八百两银子!" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "我…我为什么卖给你呀" }, { "from": "莫小贝", "value": "因为她救过你的命啊" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "啊?!" }, { "from": "莫小贝", "value": "走,我带你看去,走走走" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "白大哥,你今后有什么打算呀?" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "该办的事我都办了,明天一早,我就改走了" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "你要去哪儿呀?" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "四处流浪……" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "咋了咋了咋了…." }, { "from": "莫小贝", "value": "后院……后院那个女的……刚刚还在…忽然一下就不见啦" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "是不是?" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "真的,真的" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "你就说卖还是不卖吧?" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "卖……卖倒是可以,不过我有两个条件" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "什么条件呀?" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "第一,以后必须吃住在这里,第二,不能让我一个人睡" }, { "from": "莫小贝", "value": "你寻思什么呢?" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "后院有个女鬼呀" }, { "from": "莫小贝", "value": "谁…谁说的" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "你说的呀,后面那个女的一下子就不见了。我不管啊,让我一个人睡这个店我就不卖" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "你放心吧,我保证找人陪你睡" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "好,卖。" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "留下来吧" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "你说什么?" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "我希望你留下来" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "为什么?给我个理由" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "秀才怕黑不敢一个人睡" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "就为了这个?" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "我需要你我和小贝都需要你,这个理由可以吗?" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "可是我什么都不会" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "谁说的,你不是还会吹吗?" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "恩?" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "吹笛子呀" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "这就是你忙活一晚上的成果?" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "我都说过了吗,做饭不是我得强项嘛,要不你来当厨子吧?" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "别逗了,我除了炒鸡蛋什么都不会,这样,你再招个厨子呗?" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "我去写告示" }, { "from": "莫小贝", "value": "哎~~等等…不就是招厨子吗?满大街都是,等着啊招厨子啦,招厨子啦~~~!一 二 三 到!" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "啥条件呀?" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "李捕头?" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "别叫我捕头,我都给辞啦。" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "为什么呀?" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "哎呀!经过上次那事儿,我算明白了,我根本就不是干这行的料啊" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "那镇上的治安怎么办呀?" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "有刑捕头啊,明儿一早他就上任啦,哈哈哈…" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "喔~~那你都会烧什么菜呀?" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "你得问我不会烧啥菜!想当年我在黄鹤楼………当大厨的时候,等会儿啊。我李大嘴以前就是个厨子,当捕头根本就不是我得追求!哎呀妈呀,说真话的感觉太爽了,嘿嘿…" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "啥时候能来上班呀?" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "现在就行啊,你吃啥我给你做去" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "用不着,先把这个发糕切了吧" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "哎,这太简单了。你一块,你一块,你一块,这是我的,还多一块,这给谁呀?" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "放着吧,以后谁的表现好就给谁吃" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "切!" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "切?从今往后咱们有福同享,有难同当,我一定会把尚儒客栈经营得是风风火火" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "等等,尚儒?这个名字听着怪怪的,要不然咱改一个吧" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "别改别改,改什么改,尚儒客栈不挺好的吗" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "好什么呀,听着像书院的名儿一点都不像客栈" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "你就说改什么名字吧" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "你刚才不是说,有福同享,有难同当吗?要不然咱就叫同福客栈怎么样?" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "咋不叫同难客栈呢?….嘿嘿…同福客栈挺好的,挺好的" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "不好不好,庸俗。一点儿都不大气,上档次" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "那好,举手表决!同意同福的举手!同意尚儒的举手" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "四票对一票,你可以下课了。为了同福客栈的美好明天,开吃!" } ] }, { "id": "episode_8_chunk_18", "conversations": [ { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "哎,不知不觉,已经两年了,这两年来风风雨雨呀,来来来,干杯!" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "干干干…" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "等等等会儿,你们在一起已经两年了?不可能吧?" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "咋不可能?" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "不是,两年前……我来过这儿啊!真的!真的真的!我跟你们说啊,那时候啊,这儿还是一个黑店呢。笑什么呀!我第一次离家出走,刚一出门就碰上一黑店,他们十个对付我一个" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "十个?" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "这还是碰上的,没碰上的至少这个数" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "八个?" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "八十个!我被他们团团围住,四面夹攻,点倒在地。个个都是点穴高手啊,比你还高。哎呀,还是年轻没经验呐" }, { "from": "莫小贝", "value": "那…你是怎么逃走的呢?" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "那时候厨房不是有个狗洞吗?" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "对对对,就是那个灶台后边烟囱坑那儿,后来我当厨子,我给堵上的" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "看我干什么呀,八十多个人,换你们谁都得钻,打那时候起我就回家刻苦练功,足等了一年多才敢重出江湖,本想一举把这儿端了,谁知道换人了,换了你们这几块料,哼!哎呀这个遗憾呀,来来来,喝酒喝酒!" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "干什么呀,对了,忘了跟你们说,原来那个掌柜的是个男的,好家伙,头发那么长,凶神恶煞!" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "这什么呀,这是" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "发糕!" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "两年前那块儿?" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "这块是你的" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "什么意思呀,这个?" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "赶紧吃吧!" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "我….这…." }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "要不我给你热热去" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "你怎么不吃呀 你" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "两年前我们都吃过啦" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "她就是…" }, { "from": "莫小贝", "value": "逃跑的那个女鬼" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "谁是鬼?谁是鬼?" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "甭跟她废话,直接往里塞!" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "救命呀~~~!" } ] }, { "id": "episode_9_chunk_0", "conversations": [ { "from": "白展堂", "value": "把这个记上" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "王公子你慢用啊,展堂,赶紧把曹先生的酒烫一下,小郭,叫大嘴把皮蛋瘦肉粥端上来,郑公子等了半天啦,不好意思再等一会啊,秀才,过来过来,赶紧把葛掌柜的帐结了" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "酒烫好了,来王公子慢用啊" }, { "from": "王公子", "value": "等会儿,我没要酒啊" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "你看烫都烫好了,你说不要就不要啊" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "曹先生,一共是七百五十文钱" }, { "from": "曹先生", "value": "开玩笑嘛,一盘花生米一壶酒,你要我七百文钱" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "是七百五十文" }, { "from": "曹先生", "value": "你们这纯属是黑店" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "皮蛋瘦肉粥,葛掌柜你慢用啊" }, { "from": "葛掌柜", "value": "哎,我没要粥啊" }, { "from": "郑公子", "value": "那粥是我叫的" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "不可能,你都吃那么多了,哪儿还喝得下粥啊" }, { "from": "郑公子", "value": "哎,这我吃多少要你管啊" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "好啦,粥是郑公子的,酒是曹先生的,账是葛掌柜结" }, { "from": "曹先生", "value": "你说什么呢,什么呢,我到衙门告你们去" }, { "from": "邢捕头", "value": "吵什么?" }, { "from": "葛掌柜", "value": "我们账没算呢" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "快吃饭,拔刀了" }, { "from": "邢捕头", "value": "吵啊,接着吵啊,不像话" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "老邢" }, { "from": "邢捕头", "value": "本捕头正式宣布,本镇邱员外家的二少爷邱小冬,刚刚下赢了围棋国手,鼓掌!虽然是五子棋" }, { "from": "邢捕头", "value": "去!" }, { "from": "邢捕头", "value": "为了庆祝这一棋坛盛事,邱员外决定请大家到他家里吃鱼翅火锅" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "啥时候?" }, { "from": "邢捕头", "value": "现在现在" }, { "from": "葛掌柜", "value": "大家快走呀" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "喂,你们还没结帐呢,喂喂喂,一分钱都没有结到" }, { "from": "邢捕头", "value": "你也别老喂喂喂了,你也去吧好不好" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "额不去,鱼翅火锅,吃多了痛风" }, { "from": "邢捕头", "value": "痛风?" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "一般来说,食物中含有较高的嘌呤会导致痛风,调查证明,涮一次火锅比一顿正餐摄入的嘌呤多10倍,甚至数十倍,痛风发作起来,关节红肿,并伴以剧烈的疼痛,使患者难以忍受" }, { "from": "邢捕头", "value": "痛就痛呗,痛并快乐着嘛,痛吧,痛死我算了,我去痛去吃" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "老邢!" }, { "from": "邢捕头", "value": "吃自己的,让别人说去吧" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "还不干活愣着干啥?五子棋,又不是围棋,有什么了不起嘛,有本事下盘围棋赢人家呀,真是的!站住,手里拿的什么呀?" }, { "from": "莫小贝", "value": "没,没什么呀" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "交出来" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "这捏的泥人" }, { "from": "莫小贝", "value": "这是我自己捏的,这个是张飞,那个是岳飞,那个是王菲" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "哪个王菲呀?" }, { "from": "食客甲", "value": "会唱歌的" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "过来,自己照一照,美吗?" }, { "from": "莫小贝", "value": "嫂子你坐下,坐下坐下,你是不是累了,我帮你捏捏肩,嫂子我错啦" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "知道该做啥了?还不快去!" } ] }, { "id": "episode_9_chunk_1", "conversations": [ { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "掌柜的,你要不让小贝先垫补两口,要不胃饿坏了怎么办?" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "可以啊,你帮她抄书,额就让她吃饭,三百遍论语,抄去吧" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "你去把,这给我吃了" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "孩子不罚不行,否则不长记性,吃饭吃饭" }, { "from": "邢捕头", "value": "哟,吃着呐,这种菜也能吃啊?" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "这菜咋的啦?不爱吃你别吃,有本事你这辈子都别吃" }, { "from": "邢捕头", "value": "大嘴,我对你的厨艺没意见,主要是这原料,你们知道鱼翅是什么味道吗?" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "好像跟粉丝差不多吧?" }, { "from": "邢捕头", "value": "那你们接着吃粉丝吧,我接着痛并快乐着" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "不吃了" }, { "from": "莫小贝", "value": "嫂子你吃" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "就是不吃,说啥也不吃" }, { "from": "莫小贝", "value": "我不是说你吃,是我想吃,我全都抄完啦" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "再抄三百遍" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "我帮她抄" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "小郭!" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "不就是鱼翅吗,至于眼红成这个样子吗?" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "额眼红?额确实眼红,但额眼红是人家邱小冬,那么小的年纪就有那么大的成就,你看看咱小贝" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "小贝怎么啦?小贝是不想学,小贝要想学的话,别说五子棋,就连围棋……你们谁会下呀?" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "我会,就是下的不好,入个门没问题" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "你啥时候买的?" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "起跑慢了没有关系,后来居上,去吧" }, { "from": "莫小贝", "value": "去哪儿啊?" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "跟秀才学围棋呀" }, { "from": "莫小贝", "value": "我连晚饭都没吃呐" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "好好好,边学边吃,笨鸟先飞,好好飞去吧,去吧去吧,小贝,一定要给嫂子争气呀" } ] }, { "id": "episode_9_chunk_2", "conversations": [ { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "葛掌柜,花生来了," }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "来了来了,小郭,给郑公子沏壶茉莉花,老邢,嗓子咋了?" }, { "from": "邢捕头", "value": "吃鱼翅上火,本捕头正式宣布,西街郝掌柜的三公子郝小虎,在平谷县举办的少年琴赛上,得了第二名,鼓掌虽然只有三个人比赛,而且第三名还是个聋子" }, { "from": "邢捕头", "value": "去!" }, { "from": "邢捕头", "value": "为了庆祝这个乐坛盛事,郝掌柜请诸位到飞龙谷吃野味" }, { "from": "王公子", "value": "什么时候?" }, { "from": "邢捕头", "value": "现在" }, { "from": "王公子", "value": "那赶紧走啊,走走" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "还没给钱呢,不要走,喂喂喂" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "你在这儿免费吃" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "又是一文钱都没有挣到" }, { "from": "邢捕头", "value": "别难受了,你也去吃野味吧" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "额不去,野味吃多了容易得病" }, { "from": "邢捕头", "value": "得病?" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "经科学研究证明,野生动物得营养元素与家畜家禽病没有什么区别,而且野生动物大都没有经过卫生的检疫,食客在大饱口福的同时,很有可能被感染上疾病" }, { "from": "邢捕头", "value": "病就病呗,咱有牛黄解毒片,清热解毒消淤化痰,一般人我不告诉他" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "老邢老邢……不就是玩音乐吗,谁不会呀" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "你也会呀" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "额不会,但是你会呀" }, { "from": "食客甲", "value": "他会吹箫" } ] }, { "id": "episode_9_chunk_3", "conversations": [ { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "这个子啊如果把它摆在这儿呢,它就是算死了" }, { "from": "莫小贝", "value": "死了" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "但是如果把它摆在这儿呢,它就又活过来了" }, { "from": "莫小贝", "value": "活了" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "那我问你啊,如果把它摆在这儿呢?" }, { "from": "莫小贝", "value": "半死不活" }, { "from": "莫小贝", "value": "啊?" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "那你到底想不想学啊" }, { "from": "莫小贝", "value": "你说呐?" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "你要不想学,你装个样子吗,否则我怎么交得了差啊" }, { "from": "莫小贝", "value": "你倒是交差了,我怎么办啊,这都两天了,我一顿热饭都没吃过,一个踏实觉都没睡着,她还让不让人家活了吗,她那么爱学,她自己咋不学呀?" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "额学过,学了半年多,实在是入不了门儿" }, { "from": "莫小贝", "value": "那我也入不了门" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "胡说,嫂子脑子笨,你脑子也笨啊" }, { "from": "莫小贝", "value": "我脑子就是笨,一篇课文就得背上好几天,三字经背了忘忘了背,到现在还没背全呐" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "那说明你不用心,你身上的巨大潜力还没有被开发出来" }, { "from": "莫小贝", "value": "干吗?别打我" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "不要怕不要怕,这是一根箫,利用你的精力,挖掘你的潜力,然后开发你的智力" }, { "from": "莫小贝", "value": "累死额算咧" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "想死也得学完再说,展堂" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "到" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "小贝就交给你了" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "好" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "那就没我啥事了" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "谁说的,他一边教你也一边教" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "那怎么教啊" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "你管你教吗,教棋的同时让展堂先吹两曲,让小贝先熟悉一下旋律,等他吹完了,小贝跟着吹,然后你呢,就在旁边摆棋,让小贝熟悉一下棋局" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "你先等一会儿,那还怎么吹呀?" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "咋不能吹,一边吹箫,一边下棋,这才叫真正的双管齐下呐" }, { "from": "莫小贝", "value": "下不了" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "那这就不是一根箫了" }, { "from": "莫小贝", "value": "也得下,放马过来吧" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "一边吹箫" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "一边下棋" } ] }, { "id": "episode_9_chunk_4", "conversations": [ { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "小郭,给郑公子沏壶茉莉花,秀才,给曹先生沏壶茉莉花,展堂,给葛掌柜沏壶茉莉花" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "怎么都是茉莉花呀" }, { "from": "葛掌柜", "value": "没办法呀,这两天不是鱼翅就是猴脑,把我都给吃腻了" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "早知今日何必当初,那就点个清淡的" }, { "from": "邢捕头", "value": "清淡的来了" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "老邢!你不会又是……" }, { "from": "邢捕头", "value": "哎哎哎,哪能整天的大鱼大肉,山珍海味呢" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "可不是吗,他们不怕破财额还怕招灾呢?" }, { "from": "邢捕头", "value": "你招什么灾了?" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "这几天让他们折腾的,额这店里的流水活活的少了一大半" }, { "from": "邢捕头", "value": "为此我深表同情,原谅我" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "原谅你啥呀?额的神呀,又来了" }, { "from": "邢捕头", "value": "本捕头正式宣布,东街宋寡妇的千金在翰林院举办的书法大赛上得了第一名,鼓掌!虽然是倒数的," }, { "from": "邢捕头", "value": "去" }, { "from": "邢捕头", "value": "贵在参与嘛,能入围就不错啦,为了庆祝这个文坛盛事,宋寡妇决定请在座的各位到她家里吃豆腐,吃小葱拌豆腐咋啦?" }, { "from": "曹先生", "value": "你们还愣着干什么,还不走?跟我吃清淡的去" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "去吧去吧,让他们都去吧,宋寡妇瓜得很,小葱拌豆腐还好意思请" }, { "from": "邢捕头", "value": "这豆腐可是地地道道的营养品哟" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "那可未必,过量食用豆腐,会危害健康,豆腐中含有极为丰富的蛋白质,一次食用过量不仅阻碍了人体对铁的吸收,而且容易引起蛋白质消化不良,出现腹胀腹泻等不适症状,还有可能促使肾功能衰竭,促使动脉硬化的形成,以及碘的缺乏以及等等等等等等等等……" }, { "from": "邢捕头", "value": "你别等等等了,照你这么说,啥都不能吃了是吧" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "能吃,除非额请" }, { "from": "邢捕头", "value": "你请,你有说法吗?你们家小贝又那个出息吗?在人生的起跑线上有她的身影吗?" }, { "from": "食客甲", "value": "没有" }, { "from": "邢捕头", "value": "说得很对" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "不就是书法嘛,谁不会呀,秀才!" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "我正教她棋呢" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "小郭" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "我那狗爬字儿" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "总比额强,额相信你,上吧" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "你同时让她学三样儿?" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "这才叫真正的三位一体,去吧去吧,你们现在就去吧" } ] }, { "id": "episode_9_chunk_5", "conversations": [ { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "你能不能小点声啊" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "不能" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "这人怎么那么自私呢" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "我怎么自私了?" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "我没说你" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "来来来,把刚才那首曲子再吹一遍" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "下棋要专心" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "哎呀,她是个娃,又不是个麻袋,揪来揪去干什么呀?" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "你再给薅坏了" }, { "from": "莫小贝", "value": "啊!我不学啦,我什么都不学了,你们出去出去" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "就等这句话呢" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "都不许走,不学也行,给额留下理由" }, { "from": "莫小贝", "value": "我学不会" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "学不会可以慢慢学,不要着急" }, { "from": "莫小贝", "value": "那我也不想学" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "不想学也得学,额的娃起来,人生的起跑线你已经落后了,再不抓紧,你这辈子就完啦" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "你这辈子就完了" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "什么人呐" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "那你也不能让她一下子学这么些,你说谁学得会呀?" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "就你那个脑子,学不会是正常的" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "我也学不会啊" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "这么个学法,勉强学会了也没用啊" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "是,这就跟狗熊掰棒子一样,掰一个扔一个掰一个扔一个,到最后啥都没落下" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "听听基层的呼声吧,独断专行是没有好处的" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "没有好处的" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "那好,待额征求一下当事人的意见,小贝,你跟嫂子说实话,一样一样学你愿意吗?" }, { "from": "莫小贝", "value": "那得看学什么了" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "想学什么呀" }, { "from": "莫小贝", "value": "串糖葫芦" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "除此之外呢?" }, { "from": "莫小贝", "value": "做糖葫芦" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "还有点儿别的吗" }, { "from": "莫小贝", "value": "种红果,熬糖浆" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "额想赏你两耳光" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "也挺好的,手艺活" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "额说的是高雅艺术" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "那就朗诵" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "琴棋书画,你给额选一样" }, { "from": "莫小贝", "value": "必须选呐" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "额的娃呀,人生的起跑线……" }, { "from": "莫小贝", "value": "行行,别再絮叨了,我选,我选画画" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "想画什么呀" }, { "from": "莫小贝", "value": "画糖葫芦,我画其他的,我画其他的" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "那行,那走吧,走走走" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "你们躲啥呀" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "我们不会画画啊" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "那额就请先生,请最好的先生" } ] }, { "id": "episode_9_chunk_6", "conversations": [ { "from": "窦先生", "value": "先看看娃再说" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "小贝," }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "小贝,来来来,先生看看" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "先生看一下" }, { "from": "窦先生", "value": "把手给我,手还挺有劲的,胳膊抬起来看看" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "她又不练武,看胳膊干吗" }, { "from": "窦先生", "value": "画画是很辛苦的事情,握上笔一画就是一整天" }, { "from": "莫小贝", "value": "啊……那我不学了" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "额的娃呀,在漫长的人生起跑……" }, { "from": "莫小贝", "value": "别嘚啵嘚啵,我学,我学还不行吗" }, { "from": "窦先生", "value": "这样,我问你一个问题,你要是能回答上来我就收你" }, { "from": "莫小贝", "value": "好,你说吧" }, { "from": "窦先生", "value": "这个天空它为什么是蓝的" }, { "from": "莫小贝", "value": "谁说是蓝的,明明是绿的,不信您自己瞧" }, { "from": "窦先生", "value": "那按你这么说,草反而是蓝的啦" }, { "from": "莫小贝", "value": "那当然啦,草是蓝的,天是绿的,树是红的,花是黑的" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "额的神呀,她长得是什么眼睛" }, { "from": "窦先生", "value": "很好,我把你收了,跟我装色盲,门儿都没有" }, { "from": "莫小贝", "value": "你!" }, { "from": "窦先生", "value": "画一张瞧瞧" }, { "from": "莫小贝", "value": "画什么?" }, { "from": "窦先生", "value": "啥拿手画啥" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "快画快画" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "画拿手的" }, { "from": "莫小贝", "value": "画完了" }, { "from": "窦先生", "value": "这是什么呀" }, { "from": "莫小贝", "value": "王八" }, { "from": "窦先生", "value": "胡说,这是乌龟,王八背上没有花纹,这才是王八,添上两条水纹,怎么样?现在可以开始了吧" } ] }, { "id": "episode_9_chunk_7", "conversations": [ { "from": "窦先生", "value": "我的神呀,哎,这些泥人谁捏的?" }, { "from": "莫小贝", "value": "我捏的呀,别动别动,我捏了一下午呐,碰坏了怎么办" }, { "from": "窦先生", "value": "这个是李逵吧" }, { "from": "莫小贝", "value": "那个是张飞" }, { "from": "窦先生", "value": "那这个呢?" }, { "from": "莫小贝", "value": "那个是岳飞" }, { "from": "窦先生", "value": "你说是就是吧,那这个呢?" }, { "from": "莫小贝", "value": "这个是王菲" }, { "from": "窦先生", "value": "你这些是跟谁学的?" }, { "from": "莫小贝", "value": "没跟谁学,就是照着画上自己捏下来的" }, { "from": "窦先生", "value": "那还有旁的没有吗?" }, { "from": "莫小贝", "value": "没啦,就那些还是背着我嫂子偷偷藏下来的,要是让我嫂子知道,又该罚我啦" }, { "from": "窦先生", "value": "她为什么要罚你" }, { "from": "莫小贝", "value": "因为我贪玩呗" }, { "from": "窦先生", "value": "捏泥人算玩,画画就不算玩啦" }, { "from": "莫小贝", "value": "你说什么?我没听清啊" }, { "from": "窦先生", "value": "走,咱到院子里挖点土去,走" }, { "from": "莫小贝", "value": "干吗?" }, { "from": "窦先生", "value": "玩吗,玩艺术吗,走" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "额的神呀,这就是你俩一个下午的成果" }, { "from": "窦先生", "value": "这四只乌龟" }, { "from": "莫小贝", "value": "是忍者龟" }, { "from": "窦先生", "value": "你说" }, { "from": "莫小贝", "value": "第一只呢,它使得是峨嵋刺,在它旁边这一只呢,使得是双刀,再旁边这只呢……" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "闭嘴!窦先生,额知道您是一个好先生,但您这种教法,额确实不太明白" }, { "from": "窦先生", "value": "我问你个问题啊,你说你为啥要让娃学画" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "为了不要让她输在人生的起跑线上" }, { "from": "窦先生", "value": "那起跑线在这儿,那目的地在哪儿呢?" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "额怎么知道,走一步看一步嘛" }, { "from": "窦先生", "value": "既然都没有目的地,那设置起跑线还有啥意义吗,我觉得,叫娃学东西可以,但首先要搞清楚为啥要学,咱们为了兴趣,为了陶冶她的情操,那值得鼓励,你如果是为了虚荣,为了跟人家比,那还不如不学呢" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "让孩子学点艺术总是有好处的吧" }, { "from": "窦先生", "value": "我的神呀,这些泥人还不够艺术" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "额的神呀,这就叫艺术" }, { "from": "窦先生", "value": "你仔细看这些泥人,用心看,用心去感受" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "感,感受个啥嘛" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "你拿手摸,拿手摸,这些乌龟是活的" }, { "from": "莫小贝", "value": "是忍者龟" }, { "from": "窦先生", "value": "它们是有生命的呀,小贝用她的心和手,完成了一次杰出的艺术创造" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "艺术?呵,这只还笑着呢,确实挺好玩的" }, { "from": "窦先生", "value": "对嘛,不要因为玩儿,咱们就明令禁止,严防死堵,这样会扼杀娃们的想象力和创造力,娃们就是要让玩呢" }, { "from": "莫小贝", "value": "对对对" }, { "from": "窦先生", "value": "看见没有,只要有兴趣,每个娃儿都能创造奇迹,所谓你给她们一个机会,她们还你一个惊喜,就是这……" }, { "from": "莫小贝", "value": "你上哪儿去" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "挖泥巴" }, { "from": "邢捕头", "value": "本捕头正式宣布,同福客栈佟掌柜的小姑子莫小贝,举办了本镇第一个个人艺术展,鼓掌" }, { "from": "莫小贝", "value": "好好好" }, { "from": "邢捕头", "value": "虽然只是捏泥巴" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "但是也是来之不易的胜利,再次鼓掌" }, { "from": "邢捕头", "value": "大家有兴趣可以到后院看看,不看也无所谓,为了庆祝这个伟大而隆重的艺坛盛事,佟掌柜决定,请大家,把前两天的账结了你不能硬问人家要帐" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "额没有问他要帐,问他回锅肉还上不上啊" }, { "from": "食客甲", "value": "早上了" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "你干啥去" }, { "from": "食客甲", "value": "看看小贝艺术展" }, { "from": "莫小贝", "value": "哇噻,终于有人看我艺术展" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "好了,别着急啊,小贝她不会有事的" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "她要有事倒好了,有本事就一辈子都不要回来" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "那你得少费多少心啊" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "你说啥" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "你唬我干吗?又不是我夜不归宿" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "这次她要是能够平安回来额就……" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "你就咋的" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "活活的打死她" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "你干啥去你" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "拿擀面杖" }, { "from": "莫小贝", "value": "我回来啦" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "保护" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "你上哪儿疯去啦你" }, { "from": "莫小贝", "value": "我去西凉河摸鱼了呀" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "鱼呢?" }, { "from": "莫小贝", "value": "全淹死啦" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "谁淹死了,是不是小贝" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "不是不是" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "是不是,你们说话呀" }, { "from": "莫小贝", "value": "嫂子!" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "莫小贝!" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "别别别" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "可把额给担心死了,嫂子没有把你给照顾好,嫂子对不起你啊" } ] }, { "id": "episode_9_chunk_8", "conversations": [ { "from": "莫小贝", "value": "就这样" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "给我吃口儿" }, { "from": "莫小贝", "value": "赏给你了" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "都收拾好了,接下来干点啥" }, { "from": "莫小贝", "value": "你说呢" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "对,把它倒了去" }, { "from": "莫小贝", "value": "没点眼力见儿" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "有扇子没,把火扇旺点儿好煎药" }, { "from": "莫小贝", "value": "没扇子不会用嘴吹啊" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "噢" }, { "from": "莫小贝", "value": "没脑子,你能不能轻点儿,当我是铁做的呀,换腿换腿,好好捶啊" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "汤圆好喽,趁热吃了" }, { "from": "莫小贝", "value": "先搁那吧 ,给我唱首歌先" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "你想听哪出啊" }, { "from": "莫小贝", "value": "这里的山路十八弯" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "找抽呢吧你" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "说啥呢你这是" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "我跟她逗乐呢" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "有这闲功夫,赶紧把那个湿衣服给晾了,额刚给她洗完,快去,展堂,不要捶了,你先回去,额跟小贝聊会天儿" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "我谢谢你我!" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "小贝啊,你是个聪明娃,今天的事情……" }, { "from": "莫小贝", "value": "烦死了烦死了,每次就知道说这么两句话,能不能换点新鲜的,幸亏我哥死的早,否则迟早被你给活活烦死,打,朝这打,打" } ] }, { "id": "episode_9_chunk_9", "conversations": [ { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "你们" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "我们都听见啦" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "掌柜的不能再这么宠下去了,以后还怎么管呐" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "听我的,先打一顿,打得她鬼哭狼嚎" }, { "from": "莫小贝", "value": "我全都听见啦" }, { "from": "莫小贝", "value": "就是要让你听见" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "莫小贝我警告你,你以后再敢跟你嫂子犟嘴,你信不信我重出江湖" }, { "from": "莫小贝", "value": "你打过那么多人,有一个真正练过武功的没有?" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "我……" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "她不是没武功啊,她是没碰到,子曾经曰过的" }, { "from": "莫小贝", "value": "跟子曰了那么多年,连个功名都没曰出来" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "你,哼!" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "那个考功名跟读不读书没啥关系,最主要是门路,秀才别着急,这事儿包我身上了啊" }, { "from": "莫小贝", "value": "身为一个大厨,连个鸡蛋都炒不熟,真羞" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "熟,怎么不熟啊" }, { "from": "莫小贝", "value": "你跟人家谁都熟,人家跟你可不熟,走南闯北那么多年,谁认识你,谁搭理你呀" }, { "from": "莫小贝", "value": "我们搭理他" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "瞧见没有" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "对呀" }, { "from": "莫小贝", "value": "你就会个对呀,身为掌柜的一点主见都没有,整天就知道对呀对呀,再这么下去,这店还怎么开呀" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "你管不管,你不管我们管" }, { "from": "莫小贝", "value": "哎哎哎,用不着你们管" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "今天就管定了" }, { "from": "莫小贝", "value": "我看你还是管好你自己吧,闪开" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "你要去哪儿,要去哪儿?" }, { "from": "莫小贝", "value": "浪迹天涯" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "不要管她,让她走,永远都不要回来,把大门关上,睡觉,去看看" } ] }, { "id": "episode_9_chunk_10", "conversations": [ { "from": "莫小贝", "value": "小米哥哥,醒醒" }, { "from": "小米", "value": "干啥呢" }, { "from": "莫小贝", "value": "给我让个地儿吧" }, { "from": "小米", "value": "凭啥" }, { "from": "莫小贝", "value": "凭这个,买个烧饼当夜宵" }, { "from": "小米", "value": "中中中,给你让,你沦落街头,看我咋收拾你" } ] }, { "id": "episode_9_chunk_11", "conversations": [ { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "哎哎哎,别跟这儿睡" }, { "from": "莫小贝", "value": "干啥?" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "影响我业务,赶紧走赶紧走,该干嘛干嘛去," }, { "from": "莫小贝", "value": "哼" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "这条明清老街保护得不错吧,有戏的时候拍戏,没戏的时候可以搞旅游" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "哇,好酷啊,连服务生都穿古装" }, { "from": "莫小贝", "value": "你的头发呢,你的头发怎么会?" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "我这个是等离子烫,跟你的发套是不一样的喔" }, { "from": "莫小贝", "value": "疼,讨厌" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "呦嗬,小孩子由个性啊,我喜欢的,这一百块钱拿着,买好吃的吧" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "拿着吧" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "哎呀,我走不动了" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "前面的景更好,走" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "就在这儿住下吧" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "好,都听你的" }, { "from": "莫小贝", "value": "嫂子?" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "谁是你嫂子,瞎叫什么呀,这孩子真烦人,从法律意义上讲,我还是单身" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "你是不是电视上那个……" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "健康快车,我演严文秀" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "我没看过,你看过吗?" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "看过,还有炊事班的故事" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "这个我知道" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "真烦人,又让人认出来了,都是情景喜剧,花挺少的钱拍的但都赚了" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "想多投钱找我呀,一百万一集够不够" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "一百万?" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "不够再加,一千万应该没问题了吧" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "你说的那是六人行吧" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "六人行,只要有钱,六千人都行,记住缺钱找我" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "赶紧check in 吧,再晚就没有房间了" }, { "from": "莫小贝", "value": "是梦,这绝对是梦" }, { "from": "小米", "value": "哎,姜超,把你这个乞丐摊收拾了,这两天景区游客多,注意安全" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "哎,那孩子说你呢,你打哪儿来啊,那你爸妈呢?" }, { "from": "莫小贝", "value": "早死了" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "怪可怜的啊,那你家里还有别的什么人没有" }, { "from": "莫小贝", "value": "没啦" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "这么着,我这儿缺一伙计,你想干吗?" }, { "from": "莫小贝", "value": "恩恩,那什么条件啊" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "包吃包住,每个月给你这个数" }, { "from": "莫小贝", "value": "五文钱?" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "五分钱?不不不,乘以一百" }, { "from": "莫小贝", "value": "乘以一百?发达啦发达啦" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "别别别,拎包去拎包去,五块钱她至于高兴成这样吗?" }, { "from": "小米", "value": "哎,还有你们,各个景区都注意安全啊" } ] }, { "id": "episode_9_chunk_12", "conversations": [ { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "哇" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "轻点儿,摔坏了东西把你卖了都赔不起" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "小心一点儿啊" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "那有笤帚,把这屋归置归置,找出一根头发丝,你就别想要小费" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "快去快去" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "达令" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "你不要碰我" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "又又怎么啦?吃枪药啦" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "你知道人家跟你在一起,要承受多大的压力呀" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "什么压力呀" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "傍大款怎么了" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "那传出去名声有多不好听的呀" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "这怕什么,哟哟哟,可人儿,回北京给你换台新车,迷你宝马…" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "我不许你乱花钱,你随便买一辆奔驰小跑就行了呀" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "我就喜欢你节约" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "对了,你是不是看上那个小演员了" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "That’s impossible,不可能的,她那个长相,那个气质,长得跟个笑星似的,笑星晓得吧,喜剧演员啊,我怎么会看上她呢?" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "哇,酷" }, { "from": "莫小贝", "value": "什么是笑星啊" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "大人说话小孩别插嘴,一边儿去" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "哎,小妹妹,快过来,给姐姐做碗汤圆好不好,要豆沙馅儿的,多放芝麻少放糖,姐姐怕胖" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "还不快去" }, { "from": "莫小贝", "value": "快去" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "不要太凶吗" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "我说你转悠什么呢啊" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "这个屋我好像怎么来过" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "你又不是不知道,古装戏都是这么布置的" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "人家说人有前世,我前世会不会在这儿生活过" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "要不说你们演员就是敏感" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "那你们白领呢,就知道研究星座血型" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "你要答应嫁给我,我还研究它干吗呀" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "这你说的吗,一结婚就没感觉了" }, { "from": "莫小贝", "value": "对,对不起啊,我送错房了" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "没关系,拿过来吧" }, { "from": "莫小贝", "value": "这个是隔壁那姐姐要的" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "你就给姐姐重做一碗嘛,这碗就放这儿啊" }, { "from": "莫小贝", "value": "喔" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "哎,等等,别走,过来给我揉揉肩" }, { "from": "莫小贝", "value": "轻重行吗" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "就这样吧" }, { "from": "莫小贝", "value": "那你能给我吃一个吗?" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "恩,赏你了" }, { "from": "莫小贝", "value": "这什么呀" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "巧克力没吃过啊,刚才那土大款太逗了,生怕别人不知道他有俩臭钱" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "真是的" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "看你这言不由衷" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "你烦不烦?我怎么会喜欢他呢" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "哎呦,没轻没重的,行了行了别揉了,过来捶腿,好好捶啊" }, { "from": "莫小贝", "value": "喔" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "烦不烦你啊,我们好不容易出来一趟,你就别上网啦" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "玩一会儿" }, { "from": "莫小贝", "value": "上网?你们是打鱼的吧" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "喂?哎,是我啊,什么事儿啊" }, { "from": "莫小贝", "value": "她跟谁说话呢" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "嘘!" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "老郝让我回去补戏" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "钱都结了谁还搭理他呀" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "哎呀,回不去,真的,真的真的真的,明天不行,下个礼拜我也没空,我现在在……" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "在香港" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "我在香港呢,喂,我这儿信号不好,回头打给你啊。哎,过来,帮我吧这衣服洗了,全是真丝的,千万要用手洗,千万别用洗衣机洗,要洗不干净我可绝对不给钱,知道吗" }, { "from": "莫小贝", "value": "喔" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "哎,等等,看这孩子傻乖傻乖的,来,给你俩照张相" }, { "from": "莫小贝", "value": "哎呀……" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "跑什么呀" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "乡下孩子怕生" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "一看还挺乖呢" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "这小孩我怎么好像也在哪儿见过" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "别神经过敏了,干嘛?干嘛呀?" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "陪我躺一会" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "Good night welcome,Good night 谢谢,Good night sorry" }, { "from": "莫小贝", "value": "哎哎哎,你姑奶不早入土了吗" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "你说什么呢你,干活去,哎,你干嘛呢你,你还不赶快把灶火给扇旺点儿" }, { "from": "莫小贝", "value": "有扇子没有" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "没扇子你不会用嘴吹啊,没脑子!哎哎哎,先把衣服给我拧干了,再敢丢三拉四的我炒了你" }, { "from": "莫小贝", "value": "吃人是犯法的" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "什么乱七八糟的,干……干活Good night sorry,刚才的话说重了啊,别哭别哭,Good night welcome" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "喂,说你呢,叫碗汤圆怎么半天都不上来啊" }, { "from": "莫小贝", "value": "对不起啊,我给忘了" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "重下一碗知道吧,喂郭小姐吃下去,少吃一个你晚上甭吃饭了,快去" }, { "from": "莫小贝", "value": "好" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "什么脑子啊,Good night sorry,Good night welcome" } ] }, { "id": "episode_9_chunk_13", "conversations": [ { "from": "莫小贝", "value": "来啦" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "怎么才来呀" }, { "from": "莫小贝", "value": "对不起啊,我这就喂给您吃啊" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "哎呦……" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "怎么了,烫着啦?" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "烫" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "怎么回事啊?" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "撞着没" }, { "from": "莫小贝", "value": "没有" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "那好,跟你们老板说,今天晚上不许吃饭" }, { "from": "莫小贝", "value": "不吃就不吃" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "哟嗬,小孩子挺有个性的,我喜欢的" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "我也喜欢的呀,来来来小妹妹,这个可乐给你润润嗓子" }, { "from": "莫小贝", "value": "我不要" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "你不喝我可不心疼你了呀,来来来" }, { "from": "莫小贝", "value": "我不要不要,我跟你说了我不要嘛" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "怎么着,捡回来,赶紧捡回来" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "算了算了,这小妮脾气大" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "没念过书都这样" }, { "from": "莫小贝", "value": "你才没念过书呢" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "你念过书啊" }, { "from": "莫小贝", "value": "啊" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "写两个字给我看看" }, { "from": "莫小贝", "value": "写就写" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "写得挺好,还是繁体字" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "哎呀,我天呐,你这书法是跟谁学的啊" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "这字儿算好吗" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "严正工整,颇有古风,没个十年八年是练不出来" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "写得再好也是个小碎催" }, { "from": "莫小贝", "value": "你再有钱也只是个土大款" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "你说什么?" }, { "from": "莫小贝", "value": "他说的" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "小姑娘,别听她胡说八道啊" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "小妮老实,可能是无心说的" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "这孩子吧,就看着老实,其实……" }, { "from": "莫小贝", "value": "你看着跟一笑星似的" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "你说什么" }, { "from": "莫小贝", "value": "他说的" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "你什么意思啊" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "什么什么意思啊" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "她说的话你没听清楚吗" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "哎,算了算了,大家都是出来玩的吗,开开心心的好了" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "这么样怎么开心呐" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "你想怎么样啊你" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "算了" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "怎么回事啊你" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "别别别,这是我上街收集的假古董,别别别,怎么了怎么了,哥儿个" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "退房!" }, { "from": "莫小贝", "value": "不是我,我不是故意的" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "厨房里谈去" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "给我惹这么大漏子,你还敢要什么钱啊,赶紧走赶紧走" }, { "from": "莫小贝", "value": "什么药?" }, { "from": "小米", "value": "哎呦,好可怜的孩子,孩子,买个烧饼吃啊" }, { "from": "莫小贝", "value": "嫂子~~你在哪儿,你在哪儿啊" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "哎,醒醒,别在这儿睡啊,在这儿睡该着凉了,回家睡去吧" }, { "from": "莫小贝", "value": "对不起对不起,我错了,请你不要开除我,我错了我错了我错了" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "这娃是不是发烧了?" }, { "from": "莫小贝", "value": "那块牌子呢?" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "小贝,你咋啦?" }, { "from": "莫小贝", "value": "嫂子?我终于回家了,嫂子,我饿了" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "你饿了,那我给你做碗吃的去啊" }, { "from": "莫小贝", "value": "哎,大嘴叔叔你等等" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "咋的啦?" }, { "from": "莫小贝", "value": "Good night 对不起,我不应该说你瞎许诺" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "没事儿,我脸皮厚,你咋说我都行,那啥我给你弄碗鸡汤去啊" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "快去快去,快点啊" }, { "from": "莫小贝", "value": "还有小郭姐姐,Good night 对不起,我不应该说你欺凌弱小" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "哎呀没事儿的小贝,你随便说啊,姐姐已经退出江湖了,我去帮大嘴啊" }, { "from": "莫小贝", "value": "还有白大哥,Good night 对不起,我不应该说你跟谁都假熟" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "没事儿,你好好努力,等你有出息了,白大哥跟别人说咱俩真熟啊" }, { "from": "莫小贝", "value": "还有吕先生,Good night 对不起,我不应该说你考不上功名" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "事实嘛" }, { "from": "莫小贝", "value": "你别灰心,我相信你一定能考上的,我敢拿性命打包票" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "为什么呀" }, { "from": "莫小贝", "value": "就我写字拿水平,随便换个地方,已经能横扫一大片了" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "听不明白啊" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "小贝,走走走,回屋休息了啊" }, { "from": "莫小贝", "value": "嫂子,以后我再也不调皮了" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "调皮倒没有关系,但是绝对不能伤害疼爱的人,虽然说童言无忌,一次两次可以,三次四次人家就要寒心了,五次六次人家就该说这个娃心地不好,也不值得额们大家对她好,对不对?" }, { "from": "莫小贝", "value": "恩,我以后知道该怎么做啦" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "就长话短说,你到底碰见啥事情了" }, { "from": "莫小贝", "value": "恩,这个我也说不明白,反正我现在知道了,在这个世上嫂子才是最疼爱我的人,嫂子~" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "行了,早点睡吧啊" }, { "from": "莫小贝", "value": "Good night" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "姑奶?她咋管谁都叫姑奶,这不是差辈分了吗,这个娃脑子出问题了,咋回事情?" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "这是个啥吗,咋没有见过" } ] }, { "id": "episode_10_chunk_0", "conversations": [ { "from": "小米", "value": "站住站住站住……" }, { "from": "小米", "value": "知道今天啥日子吧" }, { "from": "路人", "value": "不知道" }, { "from": "小米", "value": "今儿十五" }, { "from": "路人", "value": "十五?咋了?" }, { "from": "小米", "value": "逢初一十五,本丐休息,不工作" }, { "from": "路人", "value": "啥人啊?!饿死你算了!" }, { "from": "小米", "value": "哎,拿水,拿水" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "来了来了,客人吃着饭哪,不许喊啊" }, { "from": "小米", "value": "毛巾,毛巾,拿毛巾来" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "别喊了,掌柜的要生气了啊" }, { "from": "小米", "value": "饭,拿饭" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "葵花点穴" }, { "from": "燕小六", "value": "“作为一个乞丐,连板都不会打,怎么要饭?听着啊”打起快板" }, { "from": "小米", "value": "中,有两下" } ] }, { "id": "episode_10_chunk_1", "conversations": [ { "from": "邢捕头", "value": "小六啊" }, { "from": "燕小六", "value": "师傅" }, { "from": "邢捕头", "value": "知道你是谁吗?" }, { "from": "邢捕头", "value": "我问你你是谁?" }, { "from": "燕小六", "value": "燕小六" }, { "from": "邢捕头", "value": "燕小六是谁?" }, { "from": "小米", "value": "就是他呀,你看你这记性" }, { "from": "邢捕头", "value": "你给我闭嘴你是个捕快,他呢?" }, { "from": "小米", "value": "乞丐呀" }, { "from": "邢捕头", "value": "没问你一个捕快,和一个要饭的当街打快板" }, { "from": "小米", "value": "哎,老邢,这就叫与民同乐,你懂吗?" }, { "from": "燕小六", "value": "你闭嘴" }, { "from": "邢捕头", "value": "走,走" }, { "from": "燕小六", "value": "师傅,我不敢了" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "老邢,咋了这是,来来来" }, { "from": "邢捕头", "value": "堂堂一个捕快,整天吊儿郎当,正事儿不干,跟个乞丐混在一起" }, { "from": "燕小六", "value": "我没有,是他先拿板勾我的" }, { "from": "邢捕头", "value": "一个快板就把你勾去了,是吧?你要这么爱唱,把官服脱了,爱咋唱咋唱,没人管你" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "老邢,他还是个孩子" }, { "from": "燕小六", "value": "我虚岁都十九了嘛" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "哎呦,你少说两句,人掌柜的帮你说话呐" }, { "from": "邢捕头", "value": "过来,过来这是什么?啊?!你是捕快,还是送亲的?你要那么爱吹,你干脆回老家,好好吹去,好好吹去,啊?让你一次吹个够,吹个够" }, { "from": "邢捕头", "value": "早知道他这么没出息,当初我就不该把他从乡下带上来" }, { "from": "燕小六", "value": "早知道当捕快那么没劲,当初就不该来" }, { "from": "邢捕头", "value": "你说什么?!" }, { "from": "燕小六", "value": "我都来了三月了,一个案子还都没办呐" }, { "from": "邢捕头", "value": "想办案?好啊,扎个马步我看看,扎个,看看你连马步都扎不稳,你还想办案?" }, { "from": "燕小六", "value": "扎马步跟办案有嘛关系?" }, { "from": "邢捕头", "value": "好啊,你也学会跟师傅顶嘴了是吧" }, { "from": "燕小六", "value": "我没有" }, { "from": "邢捕头", "value": "没有?在场各位都听到了是不是" }, { "from": "邢捕头", "value": "没有啊" }, { "from": "邢捕头", "value": "你们咋都这个样子呢" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "老邢,小六想办案子是好事情嘛,你应该鼓励" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "可不咋的,有心总比没心强啊" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "是啊,你换个不争气的,见了事就躲,一辈子都带不出来" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "然也,孙子曾经曰过的,两军相遇勇者胜啊" }, { "from": "邢捕头", "value": "好好,很好很好,既然各位都看得起他,那小六就跟你们混了,邢某告辞" }, { "from": "邢捕头", "value": "唉唉,老邢" }, { "from": "燕小六", "value": "师傅~~~" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "对,上午刚翻脸,下午就好了,跟他没有隔夜仇" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "哎,这回可不一样了呃,没事,根本就没仇,你说师徒俩能有啥仇呀" }, { "from": "燕小六", "value": "可是,师傅都不理我了" }, { "from": "小米", "value": "哎呀,不理就不理呗" }, { "from": "小米", "value": "脚" }, { "from": "小米", "value": "我就说两句,第一,虽然我是乞丐,但我也有尊严啊,以后你们不要对我大呼小叫的好不好?这第二,小六啊,你要不当捕快,跟着我干,保你直升三袋" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "三袋?" }, { "from": "小米", "value": "对,三袋,干满三年让人你升四袋,别人升四袋都得五年呢" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "谢谢你的美意,小六心领了啊,小郭,上" }, { "from": "小米", "value": "最后一句最后一句,小六,一个连刀都拿不稳的捕头,他能有啥前途呀" }, { "from": "燕小六", "value": "我不许你说我师父" }, { "from": "小米", "value": "我没说他呀,你也知道他武功不咋的" }, { "from": "燕小六", "value": "谁说的,我师傅武功高的很呢" }, { "from": "小米", "value": "高,实在是高,连个马步都扎不稳" }, { "from": "燕小六", "value": "那,那他是懒得扎" }, { "from": "小米", "value": "哼,他倒是懒得扎,没事老让你扎" }, { "from": "燕小六", "value": "他为了锻炼我嘛" }, { "from": "小米", "value": "那你就好好煅炼吧,炼个几十年,马步就扎成这样,哈哈" }, { "from": "燕小六", "value": "当捕快,靠的不是武功高,是智慧,是智慧!!" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "是智慧,智慧,小郭,关门关门~~~" }, { "from": "邢捕头", "value": "佟掌柜,给我弄桌酒,多加几个菜,给小六饯行" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "饯行?" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "老邢,你可想清楚啊,小六这孩子不错" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "是啊,人又实诚,又有胆气" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "这种徒弟可不好找啊,我们昨天劝过他了" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "让他耐心点,总会有案子破的" }, { "from": "邢捕头", "value": "我知道,昨天晚上我整整想了一宿,当捕头确实挺辛苦的,又危险又没钱的,跟着个好师傅,兴许能有个好前途,可他跟了我" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "跟你咋地,你不挺好" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "是啊" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "是啊,又威风,又霸道,往那一戳,就是七侠镇一霸" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "哎,那谁是七侠镇一妈啊" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "去死" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "老邢,再考虑考虑" }, { "from": "邢捕头", "value": "算了吧,还是让他早点回去吧,唱唱快板,吹吹锁呐,挺乐呵的,晚上这桌酒席就拜托各位了。我晚上来,欢迎你们坐陪" } ] }, { "id": "episode_10_chunk_2", "conversations": [ { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "来来来,鸡蛋来喽" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "好了好了好了,已经是第八杯了。" }, { "from": "邢捕头", "value": "我自有分寸满上满上满上" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "好好" }, { "from": "邢捕头", "value": "小六的也满上" }, { "from": "燕小六", "value": "我不喝酒,师傅" }, { "from": "邢捕头", "value": "就一杯,一杯,也不枉咱为师一场干啦" }, { "from": "邢捕头", "value": "这人啊,真是各有天命啊,碰见那个命好的,一生下来,武功就准备好了,直接学就行了" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "那也未必能学得好,给家里丢脸的人大有人在" }, { "from": "邢捕头", "value": "也是" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "那什么, 我把湿衣服晾了去" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "去吧去吧" }, { "from": "邢捕头", "value": "碰见那个命稍差一点的呢,人家在江湖上混个两年,找个好师父,学个一招半式的,够用的了" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "还有混了好多年,一招都没有学成的" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "那啥,我把这牛肉回回锅去啊" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "快点拿回来啊" }, { "from": "邢捕头", "value": "碰见那个命再差点儿的,人家索性不学武功了,直接在家读两年书,考个功名" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "两年?还有读了好多年,啥都没有考出来的" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "我去把下午的帐清了去" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "去吧去吧" }, { "from": "邢捕头", "value": "六啊,不是师父不想教,实在是师傅没法教,武功太差,你千万别怪师傅啊" }, { "from": "燕小六", "value": "你别说了" }, { "from": "邢捕头", "value": "啥也别说了,把你那个锁呐拿出来,吹个小曲给师父听听" }, { "from": "邢捕头", "value": "停,停停停,停!你咋吹散场的曲子呢?给为师吹个快乐的" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "快乐的" }, { "from": "小米", "value": "救命啊,有人抢劫" }, { "from": "邢捕头", "value": "刀下留人!" }, { "from": "燕小六", "value": "师父,他好象没拿刀" }, { "from": "邢捕头", "value": "啊?那他手里拿的什么?" }, { "from": "小米", "value": "拿的是我碗啊,啥眼神吗" }, { "from": "燕小六", "value": "不许说我师父" }, { "from": "邢捕头", "value": "看我的" }, { "from": "邢捕头", "value": "那小子,你为啥要抢他的饭碗?" }, { "from": "邢捕头", "value": "那倒也是啊,那你为啥光抢他的饭碗呢?" }, { "from": "邢捕头", "value": "那倒也是,啊?我不是人呀?" }, { "from": "邢捕头", "value": "拿过来,拿我的刀来……七侠镇九品缁衣捕头邢育森" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "老邢啊,你行啊你,你刚才打得啥拳啊,那是" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "不会是传说中的醉八仙吧" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "还说老邢的武功不行,找个行的来,看老邢不打死他" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "真正的武林高手啊" }, { "from": "邢捕头", "value": "怎么会是这样呢" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "怎么样啊?" }, { "from": "邢捕头", "value": "六啊,你不用回乡下去了,跟你师傅继续办案,回家,哈哈哈哈" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "不要敲了不要敲了" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "来来来,我来" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "谁啊这是" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "谁啊这么早,来了来了,谁呀这是,哎呀,老邢啊" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "你倒还挺早的,油饼还没炸呢" }, { "from": "邢捕头", "value": "我不吃饭,专门来打酒的" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "啊?" }, { "from": "邢捕头", "value": "把你店里最好的酒,最烈那种,把这壶装满了" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "为啥嘛?" }, { "from": "邢捕头", "value": "从今天起,我是酒不离手" }, { "from": "燕小六", "value": "我也是" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "这是为啥嘛?" }, { "from": "邢捕头", "value": "昨天晚上那个黑衣人,你们都看到了吧?他的武功咋样?" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "高地很,把你的魂都吓没有了" }, { "from": "邢捕头", "value": "可是他打不过我啊,打不过,知道为什么呢?" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "为什么?" }, { "from": "邢捕头", "value": "因为我喝了好多好多的酒啊。俗话说,酒壮怂人胆" }, { "from": "燕小六", "value": "壮怂人胆" }, { "from": "邢捕头", "value": "当然了,我不是怂人" }, { "from": "燕小六", "value": "我也不怂" }, { "from": "邢捕头", "value": "但是酒确实壮胆" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "酒还伤身呢" }, { "from": "邢捕头", "value": "那个回头再说了,我喝了酒,力大无穷,而且,还不怕疼,不怕疼,呵呵呵" }, { "from": "燕小六", "value": "不怕疼" }, { "from": "邢捕头", "value": "关键是,出拳没有章法" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "那没章法还是好事儿啊" }, { "from": "邢捕头", "value": "当然是好事了,俗话说,无招胜有招嘛,出拳没有章法,对方咋破" }, { "from": "燕小六", "value": "没法破" }, { "from": "邢捕头", "value": "咋破:" }, { "from": "燕小六", "value": "没法破" }, { "from": "邢捕头", "value": "咋破" }, { "from": "燕小六", "value": "没法破" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "哎哎哎,老邢,你看是这,酒不是不能给你,但是这大白天的," }, { "from": "邢捕头", "value": "要的就是大白天,你傻啊,晚上一喝,不是倒头就睡了?" }, { "from": "燕小六", "value": "只要给我师傅酒喝,我是嘛也不怵" }, { "from": "邢捕头", "value": "打死也不怵啊,咱有醉拳咱怕谁啊" }, { "from": "燕小六", "value": "不怕" }, { "from": "邢捕头", "value": "打酒" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "哎,这可咋办啊" } ] }, { "id": "episode_10_chunk_3", "conversations": [ { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "哎哟,饿的神啊" }, { "from": "邢捕头", "value": "人呢,人呢,人呢?" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "饿不是人?" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "还喝酒?咦,全喝完了?" }, { "from": "邢捕头", "value": "那啥,为了百姓,为了……百姓" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "自己喝就算了,还带着小六喝" }, { "from": "邢捕头", "value": "他不象,你象啊?你别说,你还真地有点象个女捕快" }, { "from": "邢捕头", "value": "谁说他啦" }, { "from": "燕小六", "value": "我师父有醉拳,醉拳" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "哎,扶起来,快扶起来" }, { "from": "小米", "value": "救命啊,抢劫" }, { "from": "小米", "value": "大侠你咋老抢我的碗呀你" }, { "from": "邢捕头", "value": "老朋友,咱们又见面了……拿酒来" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "酒" }, { "from": "邢捕头", "value": "明白明白,疼疼疼" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "下次要是你敢再喝了酒被我碰上,哼哼。" }, { "from": "邢捕头", "value": "老白,怎么回事,这到底是怎么回事啊" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "不关他的事,是我出的主意" }, { "from": "邢捕头", "value": "为什么?" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "我让展堂打扮起来然后假装输给你,是为了让你长点自信" }, { "from": "邢捕头", "value": "那他今天为啥不输给我" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "今天是为了不让你喝酒" }, { "from": "邢捕头", "value": "这么说,那套醉拳" }, { "from": "邢捕头", "value": "亲娘咧,我以为奇迹回出现,哪有那么多的好事啊,武功是假的啊" }, { "from": "燕小六", "value": "师父" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "老邢,但是你的勇气是真的呀" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "昨天晚上你明知道自己武功不如对方,你不还是拼着命往上冲了吗?" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "对啊,你都被打翻在地了,还不依不饶的" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "这种精神,几个人有啊?" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "我们平日尊重你,不是因为你这身衣服,也不是因为整天吆五喝六的。而是因为你有这颗心。愿意豁出生命来保护镇上的百姓。" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "武功不好,可以慢慢学,如果没有这份心,就武功再好,也当不了一个好捕快" }, { "from": "小米", "value": "我同意,老邢,你要是啥时候不当捕快,就来投奔我,我保证你直升四袋。哎,老邢,我从来没有给过别人直升四袋的机会呀" }, { "from": "小米", "value": "去去去,一边儿去" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "快快快,快扶老邢回去醒醒酒啊" }, { "from": "邢捕头", "value": "我还是不能确信,我还算一个好捕头吗?" }, { "from": "邢捕头", "value": "不算" }, { "from": "邢捕头", "value": "啊?" }, { "from": "邢捕头", "value": "你本来就是" } ] }, { "id": "episode_10_chunk_4", "conversations": [ { "from": "小米", "value": "站住" }, { "from": "小米", "value": "知道今天啥日子吧" }, { "from": "路人", "value": "十六,咋了" }, { "from": "小米", "value": "今儿我开工了" }, { "from": "路人", "value": "开工?然后呢?" }, { "from": "小米", "value": "昨天你不是还给我一文钱吗?拿来吧" }, { "from": "路人", "value": "凭啥,我欠你的啊?" }, { "from": "小米", "value": "你拿来不拿来" }, { "from": "路人", "value": "不给" }, { "from": "小米", "value": "你拿来不拿来" }, { "from": "路人", "value": "我就是不给" }, { "from": "小米", "value": "你拿来不拿来" }, { "from": "路人", "value": "抢劫" }, { "from": "邢捕头", "value": "怎么回事?" }, { "from": "路人", "value": "他抢劫我" }, { "from": "小米", "value": "那是他抢我的钱,再说我骗谁也不敢骗你啊,我就是抢劫,我也不能选个大白天的,对不对?" }, { "from": "邢捕头", "value": "哎,你还真跑,六儿" }, { "from": "燕小六", "value": "小六:帮我照顾好我七舅姥爷三外甥的前一个丈母娘" }, { "from": "燕小六", "value": "没那闲功夫" }, { "from": "邢捕头", "value": "走,跟我到衙门录个口供" }, { "from": "路人", "value": "不用了吧,就一文钱" }, { "from": "邢捕头", "value": "你放心,只要有我在,别说是一文钱,你就是一根头发丝,他都别想抢走。他们都知道的,为一了方百姓,吃再多的苦,我都不在乎,受再多的罪我总要面对,这就是我,一个普普通通…哎,你别走啊,我话还没说完呢,哎,你走什么,你很可疑啊,哎你眼神不对,神色不对,哎,你是不是有前科啊,哎,你是不是抢劫犯,你给我站住,你不站住我可拔刀了,我砍了你" } ] }, { "id": "episode_10_chunk_5", "conversations": [ { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "下手太狠了……" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "打着你了吗?" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "我觉得好象谁打了我一下擀面杖,谁打的" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": " 妈呀,不知道谁挠了我一下,这不毁容了吗?谁挠的" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "我的乌眼圈谁打的" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "下手太狠了,太狠了" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "哎哟,千辛万苦拿这些馒头……" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "是偷的" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "你告谁了,告谁了" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "告他了" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "你还敢告我,你告我啥呀" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "我不是告,是告" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "那不还是告吗" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "晚饭之后我说我肚子饿,你说厨房里有馒头叫我随便拿" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "那你也不能拿这些,你吃得了吗?你" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "不是我吃,是我施舍给别人的" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "你拿偷来的东西去施舍啊" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "后天是我先祖的诞辰,我先祖在世的时候,每年春秋两季都要开仓放米 周济穷人" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "哟,你还大发慈悲了你" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "我什么时候小肚鸡肠了?" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "前两天你还为二钱银子追着我要" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "那是你欠我的。再说,我也是为了提醒你,让你讲信义守诚信,也是为了你的好名声" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "呸,少来了,不行我得去冷敷一下哎,下手太狠了" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "我也得出去转转,看拿点药回来" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "行了" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "大嘴,大嘴,这馒头都脏了……" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "哎呀,行了,这事包我身上了,你的事就是我的事,你祖宗……" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "还是我祖宗!" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "不是这意思,大嘴,大哥,以后有什么剩饭剩菜剩馒头" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "行行行,都给你,我再给你蒸三屉够不够?" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "谢谢谢谢" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "谢啥呀,大恩不言谢,你把面钱给我就行,别跟掌柜的说啊,我给你打折" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "你这是监守自盗" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "你胡说八道,你倒了浪费了就对了啊,我给你打个折,我给掌柜的挣俩钱呢" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "哎,你心虚啥呀" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "这是你偷馒头啊,掌柜的" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "别喊别喊" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "干啥" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "进屋再说,进屋再说" } ] }, { "id": "episode_10_chunk_6", "conversations": [ { "from": "邢捕头", "value": "有杀气" }, { "from": "燕小六", "value": "你把鸡腿还给我" }, { "from": "邢捕头", "value": "小六子,你丢人不丢人啊你" } ] }, { "id": "episode_10_chunk_7", "conversations": [ { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "对不起,对不起啊" }, { "from": "小米", "value": "你吃独食是不是,让你穿肠烂肚" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "烂也是烂你的,过些天,这些都是你的" }, { "from": "小米", "value": "过些天还能吃啊?" }, { "from": "小米", "value": "唉,我又不吃啥东西,我就想来喝口水,唉,弄点菊花也中,普洱也中,啊" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "小郭" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "排山" }, { "from": "小米", "value": "我跟你说,过两天人家怡红楼一开业,你叫我来我都不来" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "那你就等着饿死吧,对面光一个窗户,就装了一个多月,拆了又装,装了又拆" }, { "from": "丫环甲", "value": "恭祝怡红楼开张大吉啊" }, { "from": "小米", "value": "哈哈" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "开张就开张,还大吉个啥" }, { "from": "丫环甲", "value": "每位贵客送汾酒一壶,膏蟹八两" } ] }, { "id": "episode_10_chunk_8", "conversations": [ { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "秀才,你又作啥妖呢" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "干嘛呀" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "你那摆的啥玩意啊" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "剩饭剩菜呗" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "那剩饭剩菜你摆我炕上干啥呀,你怎么不摆你床上呢" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "我的床小,放不下" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "那你放我这儿,你不怕把我被褥捂馊了呀" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "你的被褥本来也不怎么好闻嘛,是吧,大嘴" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "你说啥玩意" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "再说了馊了不比被人偷了强啊" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "谁没事偷你那剩饭剩菜啊" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "吃饱了当然不会偷" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "那饿了他也不能偷那玩意啊" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "哎呀,吵死了,大嘴,你进来说,别影响小郭睡觉" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "我,我不进去,臭死了这么大味你闻不出来啊" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "啊?你看我不是呆的好好的吗?我教你个办法,你学我啊,你看别用鼻子呼吸,用嘴没有气味啊" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "真有那么难闻吗?" } ] }, { "id": "episode_10_chunk_11", "conversations": [ { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "开会" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "怡红酒楼开张了,你们都知道了吧" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "知道了" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "我打算,派个人过去,弄点东西" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "弄?" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "也就是趁他们不注意取点东西" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "取?" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "是拿" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "哦,拿" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "老白,你去" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "为什么是我?" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "他合适" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "老本行" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "嗬嗬嗬" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "哼你个头,坚决不去,退隐江湖很多年了" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "不去算了啊,过去之后无非就是拿点先进的经验,吃吃喝喝,玩玩闹闹费用我来出谁去?" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "我我我我,我去" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "不要着急,一个一个来" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "还是我去吧,拿东西我比较有经验" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "啥好吃啥好喝,你能有我有经验呐?" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "就是,这也得有理论支持的,子曾经曰过" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "去" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "不要再曰了,我打算派小郭去" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "为啥呀?" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "因为她是个女的,不会中美人计,小郭,走" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "拜拜" } ] }, { "id": "episode_10_chunk_18", "conversations": [ { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "这都咋办呀?客人都跑到对面的怡红楼去了" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "你们来了" }, { "from": "邢捕头", "value": "来一壶酒" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "要什么菜?" }, { "from": "邢捕头", "value": "啥菜也不要,要了也吃不下" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "胃口不好,弄两个清淡的菜嘛" }, { "from": "邢捕头", "value": "凭什么呀" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "对呀,凭什么呀你们这是咋了" }, { "from": "邢捕头", "value": "对面怡红楼开张,谁都可以进,就我们两不能进,说我们两人挎刀进去,别人不敢来了,你说气人不气人" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "不要生气嘛,到俺这不是一样吃吗?" }, { "from": "邢捕头", "value": "人家请的是扬州醉仙楼的大师傅" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "我们请的是黄鹤楼的大师傅,洗菜也是正经手艺嘛……" }, { "from": "邢捕头", "value": "人家卖的是杏花村的汾酒" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "我们卖的是自加兑的米酒,兑点水喝了也不上头嘛" }, { "from": "邢捕头", "value": "人家唱的是全本的西厢记" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "我们唱的是正宗的莲花落,小米,来一个" }, { "from": "小米", "value": "正吃着呐,没空" }, { "from": "邢捕头", "value": "你说啊,我们每天把脑袋拴裤腰带上,风里来雨里去,我们这是为什么?" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "为了大家的幸福嘛" }, { "from": "邢捕头", "value": "连顿好饭都不让吃了,还谈什么幸福,还谈什么幸福?走" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "哎,你们不喝酒啦" }, { "from": "邢捕头", "value": "不喝了,到对面闻闻味儿" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "开会" } ] }, { "id": "episode_10_chunk_20", "conversations": [ { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "这钱省着点花" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "不会吧,大姐,就这么一点钱啊?" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "主要是看,不是吃,点壶茶坐一下,能花啥钱嘛" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "那能学到什么经验嘛" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "那就点个凉菜" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "那我不去了" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "哎,再给你加十文" }, { "from": "小米", "value": "用不了那么多,对门吃饭啊,便宜得很" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "你的脚" }, { "from": "小米", "value": "没沾地儿,没沾地儿" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "你咋又回来了?" }, { "from": "小米", "value": "哎哟,这不跟那儿吃累了,想回来讨口水喝" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "想喝菊花还是普洱啊?" }, { "from": "小米", "value": "铁观音都中,这两天呐吃的油水太大,想刮一刮,哎,佟掌柜啊,我都盘算好了,以后啊,住就住在这儿,吃饭去那边,两边不得罪你是干嘛呢,你想" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "睡觉前不得洗个澡嘛" }, { "from": "小米", "value": "中中中,佟掌柜的,你对老主顾都这样,你就等着关门吧" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "虎落平阳被犬欺,连小米都敢这么对我,快去快去。哎,等一下,换身男装再去,不要让他们发现了" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "噢" } ] }, { "id": "episode_10_chunk_21", "conversations": [ { "from": "白展堂", "value": "大嘴" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "快点啊,这次我点的轻,一柱香的时间他就能活动" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "别倒,别倒" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "我的天啊,这味,快快快" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "别倒,别倒,别倒" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "快点,快点" } ] }, { "id": "episode_10_chunk_22", "conversations": [ { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "这不是我家先祖的本意。我们家祖训要我们每年周济穷人,但我又缺钱筹粮,所以,我不得已才去搜集那些剩菜剩饭,为了凑齐那桌福寿宴,我都两天没吃东西了,爷啊。。祖先啊。。你不要怪孩儿,不是孩儿不孝顺,实在是孩儿无能为力啊。人善被人欺马善被人骑,你交待给我的最后一件事情,我也没能做到,孩儿实在是对不起你啊。" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "秀才,对不住啊。" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "好事是好事,可这。。" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "秀才,你不要难过了啊,行善积德的事情我们必须要做,再说我们的馆子也空了好几天了,也该冲冲晦气了,大嘴,你做一桌好饭,让小米过来吃,他要是不吃我们自己吃。记住啊,越是在困难的时候,我们越要团结。秀才,你吃点东西吧" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "不,不用了。小米不吃到嘴里,还不到我吃饭的时候。" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "那就喝点水吧,来" } ] }, { "id": "episode_10_chunk_23", "conversations": [ { "from": "白展堂", "value": "秀才,别叫了" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "我没叫" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "我说你那肚子,咕噜咕噜地不知道的以为你练蛤蟆功呢" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "饿几天你不吃饭试试,你肚子不叫啊?" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "哎呀,秀才,你就过来吃点东西吧" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "绝对不行,祖训有云:先人后已" }, { "from": "小米", "value": "你找我有事?" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "进来进来" }, { "from": "小米", "value": "我不进" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "哎呀,进来吧快点,坐下来,把这些饭菜吃了" }, { "from": "小米", "value": "啊" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "这是特意为你准备的" }, { "from": "小米", "value": "你到底啥意思" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "这是秀才的一番好意。放心吧,菜里不会有毒的。展堂,给他端过去" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "来,尝尝" }, { "from": "小米", "value": "哎,你买盐不花钱啊" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "说啥呢?" }, { "from": "小米", "value": "对不住啊,我跟那对面怡红楼吃惯了,一吃你这菜吧,那味如嚼,咝,那嚼啥来着" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "嚼蜡" }, { "from": "小米", "value": "这是你说的。你吃你吃,我走了" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "站住,生可忍熟不可忍,展堂" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "得令" }, { "from": "小米", "value": "你想干啥呢?降龙" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "点穴" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "不要怕,俺们不会伤害你的,这里就是你的家,把这里的饭菜吃完了,就放你走。展堂,解穴" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "解了他就跑了" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "哦,那就搬到这喂他吃,能吃多少吃多少啊" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "来,走" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "好咧,最后一口吃了啊,哎,好啦。老板娘" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "哎,吃饱了?那就不要再喂了。哟,吃得不少嘛。展堂,解穴。" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "好,葵花解穴手怎么回事?葵花解穴手" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "他怎么要哭了" }, { "from": "小米", "value": "我怕是不中了,佟掌柜的,你跟洪老帮主说一声,就说我对起他老人家" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "你咋对不起他了?" }, { "from": "小米", "value": "他教我那招双龙戏珠,我早就给忘了" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "你那是降龙十八掌吗?" }, { "from": "小米", "value": "是不是已经无所谓了,佟掌柜,我只想告诉你,世界上最远的距离不是生与死的距离,而是你站到我的面前,却不知道,不知道" }, { "from": "小米", "value": "不知道啥呀" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "小米,小米,你快醒醒。你们快想办法呀" }, { "from": "小米", "value": "我落到这个下场,我不怨天不怨地,只怨我自己" }, { "from": "小米", "value": "怨啥呀" }, { "from": "小米", "value": "李大嘴" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "干啥呀" }, { "from": "小米", "value": "如果上天再给我一次机会,我只想对你说三字" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "哪三个字呀" }, { "from": "小米", "value": "少放盐!" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "小米,好好的小米活活的被你齁死了。" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "啥齁死的,不是撑死的吗?" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "齁死的,不是撑死的! " }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "撑死的!" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "齁死的,不是撑死的!" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "撑死的!" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "齁死的!大嘴咋不听话,展堂点他" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "葵花点穴手叫你跟老板娘叫板" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "重色轻友" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "小郭,怎么回事?" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "没事儿,我把怡红楼给砸了" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "啊?" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "这事可不能怪我啊,掌柜的说费用全包,我只能听她的呀。我就点了一小壶茶在那坐了一整天,什么也不敢点。那边的伙计就笑话我,说我穷装蒜呢,我一着急一生气,就砸了他一些小玩艺儿。" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "你砸了些什么呀?" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "没啥,真的没啥。就是一个翡翠的屏风两个琉璃灯罩,五个古董花瓶,哦对了,还有十来个青瓷碗碟。看那个意思吧,好象是官窑烧出来的,噢,具体价钱,掌柜的,等您赔的时候再慢慢商量吧。哎,秀才怎么回事啊?" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "秀才饿晕了" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "那他呢" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "他是活齁死的" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "大嘴呢?" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "大嘴不听话,让我给点了" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "掌柜的怎么回事?" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "掌柜的?掌柜的不是让你给气死的吗?" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "哦。哎呀饿呀,老白,做点吃的去" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "你跟谁说话呢?啊?" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "怎么着?连你也想气我了?" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "我不仅气你,我还要点你呢" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "排山倒海" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "葵花点穴手" } ] }, { "id": "episode_11_chunk_1", "conversations": [ { "from": "白展堂", "value": "废话,你砸了怡红楼那么多的东西,不得一样样的算钱?" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "那都算了一天了,那得赔多少钱啊?" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "五十两银子。" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "你就赔吧你啊。" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "算完了?" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "对,五十两银子都得你来赔。" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "苍天呐。" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "你也可以不用赔,条件是帮怡红楼照顾好,那个扈几娘?" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "扈十娘。" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "对,你咋知道?" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "扈十娘谁不知道,扬州城最有名的歌妓,成名曲《杜十娘下面汤》,哒啦嘀哩……" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "对对对,就是她,怡红楼请她来唱曲,但是店被砸了,没有办法住人,所以要求咱们照顾一下,最多三天,完了之后,五十两银子可以一笔勾销。记住啊,这三天时间,咱们一定要把扈,扈几娘?" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "扈十娘。" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "对,不能让她受半点儿委屈。尤其是你。" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "笑啥,干活去,都是你惹的祸。扈十娘。" } ] }, { "id": "episode_11_chunk_2", "conversations": [ { "from": "扈十娘", "value": "十娘来了啊。" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "一,二,三。" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "预备齐。" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "欢迎,欢迎。" }, { "from": "扈十娘", "value": "出来个人。趴哪儿去吧。" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "趴哪儿啊?" }, { "from": "扈十娘", "value": "轿子头了。" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "干嘛呀?" }, { "from": "扈十娘", "value": "垫脚啊。" }, { "from": "扈十娘", "value": "我们十娘有规矩,出门在外脚不沾地。" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "那背可以吗?" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "可以吗?" }, { "from": "扈十娘", "value": "可以。让他背。" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "下来。额扶你进去。" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "我给你泡茶去。" }, { "from": "扈十娘", "value": "等等,我们十娘还有些规矩。" }, { "from": "扈十娘", "value": "说。" }, { "from": "扈十娘", "value": "隔天摘的菜,不吃。" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "那荤的呢?" }, { "from": "扈十娘", "value": "也得是当天宰的,我们十娘只吃牛肉,但这牛不能满月,超一天都不行,另外还有。" }, { "from": "扈十娘", "value": "还有?" }, { "from": "扈十娘", "value": "不是露水泡的茶不喝,少于四人抬的轿不乘。" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "你们这轿子不是两个人抬的吗?" }, { "from": "扈十娘", "value": "你没看见我们家管家一个顶俩吗?另外还有最重要的一点。" }, { "from": "扈十娘", "value": "啥呀?" }, { "from": "扈十娘", "value": "每次吃完饭之后,剩饭剩菜你们千万别倒。" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "这是为啥呀?" }, { "from": "扈十娘", "value": "十娘最见不得别人糟蹋东西。三天之后我们来接人,倘若有一丁点儿怠慢,就是少了一根头发丝,那五十两银子也得照赔。" } ] }, { "id": "episode_11_chunk_3", "conversations": [ { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "呵呵,慢一点儿。这是我们掌柜的房间,特意给您腾出来的。" }, { "from": "扈十娘", "value": "我睡不惯人家住过的房间。" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "我总不能现给您盖一间出来吧。" }, { "from": "扈十娘", "value": "那倒用不着,我这个人呢没那么麻烦。哎?大堂还可以吧?" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "那不行,大堂,大堂有人睡了。" }, { "from": "扈十娘", "value": "谁呀?" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "就是刚才背你进来的那个。" }, { "from": "扈十娘", "value": "那我就住到一块吧,又宽又亮的蛮好。" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "不行。" }, { "from": "扈十娘", "value": "不行,好,收拾东西,我回扬州。" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "哎,别别别。我现在就给您问去还不行吗?" }, { "from": "扈十娘", "value": "哎哎,让他们给我烧洗澡水,我要洗澡。" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "行,那你歇一会儿啊。" }, { "from": "扈十娘", "value": "等一下,让他们买一个新的澡盆啊。" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "知道了。" }, { "from": "扈十娘", "value": "哎,那个要黄杨木的,铜箍子的,雕牡丹花的不要。" } ] }, { "id": "episode_11_chunk_4", "conversations": [ { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "哦哈呦咕哒咿嘛嘶。" }, { "from": "扈十娘", "value": "哼的啥?" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "前两天来了个东瀛的武士,住了两天,我们学了几句。怎么样啊?全部是按照你的意思改的。" }, { "from": "扈十娘", "value": "布置得还可以,好象少了什么东西。" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "少了什么东西呀?" }, { "from": "扈十娘", "value": "熏香,这个香档次太低,去买上好的紫檀香。" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "展堂,快去左家庄。买条上好的紫檀香,快去。" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "好嘞。" }, { "from": "扈十娘", "value": "哎,哎,这怎么行呢?白公子都忙了一天,多累呀。" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "没事儿。" }, { "from": "扈十娘", "value": "来,白公子,你坐下来歇一会儿。来啊,给白公子看茶。" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "请,喝不死你。" }, { "from": "扈十娘", "value": "哎,什么态度呀?" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "我怎么啦?" }, { "from": "扈十娘", "value": "哎呀,哪里买来这么凶的丫鬟啊?" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "我。。" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "对不起,对不起。去买香,还愣着干啥吗?" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "我没有银子怎么买香?" }, { "from": "扈十娘", "value": "住口,我最讨厌别人在我面前谈钱。" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "好好好,我们出去谈。" }, { "from": "扈十娘", "value": "一身的铜臭气,俗不可耐,哎,白公子,你坐。" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "哎,好。" }, { "from": "扈十娘", "value": "坐坐。" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "把箱子关上。" }, { "from": "扈十娘", "value": "白公子,你怎么啦?" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "没事儿,歇一会儿就好了,都怪我这贼手啊。" }, { "from": "扈十娘", "value": "贼手?" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "贼不听话的手,祖传的。" }, { "from": "扈十娘", "value": "白公子,来,你喝水。怎么样?" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "香,香气扑鼻,沁人心脾。" }, { "from": "扈十娘", "value": "我还没放茶叶呢。" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "我说的是你。" }, { "from": "扈十娘", "value": "去你的。一点儿都不大气,一点儿都不上档次。" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "受教育程度低,打也晚了。" } ] }, { "id": "episode_11_chunk_5", "conversations": [ { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "来了来了来了,快快快。" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "尖椒牛柳,刚宰的小牛。" }, { "from": "扈十娘", "value": "两个人零三天的。" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "哎呀妈呀,可以啊,我这就倒了去。" }, { "from": "扈十娘", "value": "哎,不用了。我今天就吃素。哎,来来来,我们大家一起吃饭。看不起我是不是啊?" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "来吧,来吧,都自己人。" }, { "from": "扈十娘", "value": "好,那我收拾东西回扬州。" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "别别别。额们陪你一起吃,过来,过来。" }, { "from": "扈十娘", "value": "就是的,你说你们客气什么东西啊?我跟你们讲不要客气啊,就像到自己家里面一样。" }, { "from": "扈十娘", "value": "行行行。" }, { "from": "扈十娘", "value": "不要客气,客什么气呢。就像到自己家里面一样的。要吃饱可晓不晓得。你看看,你看看,我说你们客气吧。行,你们客气,我就不客气了,不吃饱怎么行呢?我跟你们讲过了,这就是自己的家。你们要是一客气呢,这顿饭就没法吃了。快吃吃吃。恩。" } ] }, { "id": "episode_11_chunk_6", "conversations": [ { "from": "扈十娘", "value": "咦呀,咦呀。" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "姨来了?" }, { "from": "扈十娘", "value": "嘿嘿,你们怎么来啦?我在这里吊嗓子呢。" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "这么晚了,再这么吊街坊四邻该提意见了。" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "就是啊。" }, { "from": "扈十娘", "value": "我吊嗓子,又不是吊颈子,凭什么提意见,凭什么?" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "他们错了,额让他们改啊。" }, { "from": "扈十娘", "value": "正好你们来了,我的嗓子也开了,我给你们唱一段可好?哎,哎,哎。你们看不起我是吧?收拾东西回扬州。" }, { "from": "扈十娘", "value": "别,哎哎哎,您唱您唱。" }, { "from": "扈十娘", "value": "郎君啊,你是不是饿得慌啊,呀霍咦霍霍,你要是真的饿得慌,请你就跟十娘讲,十娘给你做面汤,你呀就跟十娘讲。拱呀拱呀拱呀拱呀,拱呀拱呀拱呀拱呀,杨柳叶子青儿啊。我唱的还好啊?我再唱一遍。你是不是饿得慌啊,呀霍咦霍霍,你要是饿得慌,你呀就跟十娘讲,十娘给你做面汤,你呀就跟十娘讲,十娘给你做面汤,拱呀拱呀拱呀拱呀,拱呀拱呀拱呀拱呀,杨柳叶子青儿啊。" } ] }, { "id": "episode_11_chunk_7", "conversations": [ { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "哎,站住,又上哪儿疯去了?" }, { "from": "莫小贝", "value": "没有啊。" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "还说没有。过来过来。你看看这手上咋这么多的泥?" }, { "from": "莫小贝", "value": "我跟同学打土仗来着。" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "土都是男孩子玩的。你女孩子跟着人家疯啥呢?哎呀,你看看,你看看。" }, { "from": "莫小贝", "value": "疼疼。" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "疼也忍着。" }, { "from": "扈十娘", "value": "住手。疼不疼啊?疼不疼啊?" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "这咋会疼嘛。" }, { "from": "扈十娘", "value": "不疼,我扎下你试试看。她除了用竹签扎你以外,还对你做什么了?" }, { "from": "莫小贝", "value": "她呀。整天逼着我学这学那。" }, { "from": "扈十娘", "value": "我实在是听不下去了,姨娘小时候跟你是一模一样,吃没的吃,喝没的喝,连件暖和衣服都穿不上,一不小心就是一顿打,,一棍子下来,连声音都听不到。" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "那是为啥呀?" }, { "from": "扈十娘", "value": "都是内伤" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "惨绝人寰。" }, { "from": "扈十娘", "value": "更惨的还在后头呢,他们非要逼着我学吟诗作对,还有女工刺绣,我的乖乖,连琴棋书画要样样精通。" }, { "from": "莫小贝", "value": "哇,你真的好惨啊。" }, { "from": "扈十娘", "value": "不惨,姨娘已经熬出头了,可是你呢?你到哪一年才能熬出头啊?快讲,你要吃什么东西,姨娘给你买。" }, { "from": "莫小贝", "value": "我要吃糖人,要最大的那个张飞。" }, { "from": "扈十娘", "value": "不要说张飞了,就是王菲我也给你买。走。" }, { "from": "莫小贝", "value": "我还得做功课呐。" }, { "from": "扈十娘", "value": "做什么功课啊,女子无才便是德,学的越多越受苦,听姨娘讲啊,人生在世,吃喝二字。" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "五十两银子,我还给她,胡吃海塞我认了,叽哇乱叫我也认了,现在对小贝大放厥词,这不是叫孩子不学好吗?赶紧让他走人,走人。" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "就等你这句话呢。" } ] }, { "id": "episode_11_chunk_14", "conversations": [ { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "老白。" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "来了来了,已经到胡同口了,全看你的了。" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "全看你的了。" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "这是你的娃?" }, { "from": "莫小贝", "value": "嫂子。" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "小贝。你咋成了这个样子?这是咋啦?" }, { "from": "莫小贝", "value": "别动,别动。这是十娘买给我的。" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "把这个钗子还给人家。" }, { "from": "扈十娘", "value": "不用了,就五十两银子。要是喜欢的话,明天我们再去买。" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "啥?五十两?这怎么好意思吗?你看。" }, { "from": "扈十娘", "value": "小贝,去给他们看看,什么叫天生丽质难自弃。" }, { "from": "莫小贝", "value": "小郭姐姐,我终于买到张飞啦。" }, { "from": "扈十娘", "value": "你不是说有什么事情要找我吗?" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "你看,你来这儿两天了,把这个地方一占,我们也没有办法做生意了。" }, { "from": "扈十娘", "value": "一百两银子还够啊?够不够啊?" } ] }, { "id": "episode_11_chunk_15", "conversations": [ { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "一百两就把你给打发了?" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "我本来没有想拿,但是额这个人一见银子脑子就糊涂了,等额反应过来,你们已经把额包围了。你们说额是见钱眼开的人吗?" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "你太是了。" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "你就是个钱串子。" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "难道不觉得羞耻吗?" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "额羞。" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "知道羞就好。" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "羞并快乐着。" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "恩?" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "现在钱已经拿了,再想往外赶人,是不太可能了。" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "谁说不可能。世上无难事,只怕狠心人。" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "这事儿。" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "就包我身上了。" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "呦,咋还有戗行的呢?" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "过来,闪开。" } ] }, { "id": "episode_11_chunk_16", "conversations": [ { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "十娘那个百宝箱少说也值三千两银子,家伙准备好了吗?" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "两把刀够不够?" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "足够了,一刀剁脖子。" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "一刀开膛。她要是喊咋办?" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "那就用前两天买的迷魂香熏一熏。" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "香在哪儿呢?" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "走,去拿。" }, { "from": "扈十娘", "value": "白公子,白公子,白公子。" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "怎么了?" }, { "from": "扈十娘", "value": "白公子,我们私奔吧?" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "啊?" }, { "from": "扈十娘", "value": "你把我送回扬州。我保证你吃香的喝辣的穿金的带银的。" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "我还有事儿,你自己先回吧。" }, { "from": "扈十娘", "value": "哎呀,白公子。" } ] }, { "id": "episode_11_chunk_17", "conversations": [ { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "我错了,我真的错了。" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "你错哪儿了?" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "展堂。" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "老白?" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "你还知道回来?" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "我咋不知道回来呢?我把她送上船,我就回来了。" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "她咋这么快就让你回来了?" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "我把她送上船以后啊,跟船夫讨价还价。好不容易从五两银子讨到了二两,哎,她朝我冲过来,把我臭骂一顿。" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "骂你啥?" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "白郎,我平日里待你不薄,你为何这样待我?" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "你咋待她了?" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "我也纳闷呢,她说你就这样把我给卖了?难道我就值这区区二两银子?话还没说完呢,就打开了百宝箱。" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "然后呢?" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "然后就,怒沉了一下。" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "啊?" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "全沉了?" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "总共也没几样,就面上一层,下面都是些散碎银两。" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "沉完了之后呢?" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "她就回扬州了,估计这会儿已经出西凉河了。" }, { "from": "扈十娘", "value": "还没有。" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "你的嗓子咋了?" }, { "from": "扈十娘", "value": "受凉了,没得十天半个月好不了。" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "怎么回事儿?" }, { "from": "扈十娘", "value": "我被他们赶下船了。" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "为啥呀?" }, { "from": "扈十娘", "value": "没得钱付船费。白公子,对不起哦,船夫他们都跟我讲了,是我错怪你了。" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "知道错就好,你以后打算怎么办?" }, { "from": "扈十娘", "value": "那我还是要麻烦你。" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "他没有空。你自己回去吧。" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "最近我一直在思考一个问题,如果当年杜十娘没有怒沉百宝箱,那她的命运将是如何呢?" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "你还不走?" }, { "from": "扈十娘", "value": "一分钱没得,怎么走啊。" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "这些钱够不够?" }, { "from": "扈十娘", "value": "够了够了。" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "钱可以给,但是你要答应额一个条件。" }, { "from": "扈十娘", "value": "什么条件?" } ] }, { "id": "episode_11_chunk_18", "conversations": [ { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "来了来了。" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "准备好了吗?" }, { "from": "扈十娘", "value": "哎呀,你放心吧,不就是演戏吗?梅斯布吗。" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "梅斯布是什么?" }, { "from": "扈十娘", "value": "梅兰芳,斯坦尼,布莱西特,我懂。老板娘,我求求你啦,你就可怜可怜我吧,可怜可怜我吧。你给我一点盘缠回家。" }, { "from": "莫小贝", "value": "姨娘,您不是挺有钱的吗?" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "来来来,坐下说啊。" }, { "from": "扈十娘", "value": "那是以前,现在没有了。连饭都吃不上了。" }, { "from": "莫小贝", "value": "那么多钱,你全都花光啦?" }, { "from": "扈十娘", "value": "那可不是嘛,我这个人又馋又懒又不会劳动,金山银山也要吃完的。" }, { "from": "莫小贝", "value": "那可以载赚嘛。" }, { "from": "扈十娘", "value": "怎么赚怎么赚?你听我的嗓子我怎么赚?郎君啊,你是不是饿得慌啊,呀霍咦霍霍。" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "不要再唱了,好可怜。" }, { "from": "扈十娘", "value": "可怜什么东西呀?我这是活该。哪个叫我除了唱歌什么都不会呢。" }, { "from": "莫小贝", "value": "你不是说女子无才就是德吗?" }, { "from": "扈十娘", "value": "那是我胡说八道的呀,一个好女子,一定要德才兼备,可晓得?" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "说的好,小贝快听着。" }, { "from": "扈十娘", "value": "小贝,你看姨娘这个样子了,你一定要吸取教训啊。" }, { "from": "莫小贝", "value": "什么教训啊?" }, { "from": "扈十娘", "value": "嘿,你这个娃,你非要看着我沿街乞讨暴尸街头,才算完可是啊?" }, { "from": "莫小贝", "value": "没有啊。" }, { "from": "扈十娘", "value": "什么没有啊,啊,赶紧回去回去读书去。走。" }, { "from": "扈十娘", "value": "还不快去。" }, { "from": "扈十娘", "value": "哎,还行吧?" }, { "from": "扈十娘", "value": "太好了。" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "梅斯布占全了。" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "戏曲程式化。" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "体验派。" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "间离效果。" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "加上个人的天赋。" }, { "from": "扈十娘", "value": "哎呀,希望她长大以后,能够明白你这份苦心。" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "明不明白的,倒无所谓了,但是多读点书总没有坏处,你说呢?" }, { "from": "扈十娘", "value": "我小时侯有你这么个嫂子就好了。" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "这一百两银子,你拿去吧。" }, { "from": "扈十娘", "value": "这么多。" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "这本来就是你的钱呀,一路平安。" }, { "from": "扈十娘", "value": "后会有期了。" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "哎呀,总算了了一件事情。" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "我要是你啊,就不会这么高兴。" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "为啥呀?" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "她就这么走了,咱算是照顾好她了,还是没照顾好她呢?咱欠怡红楼那五十两银子。" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "十娘,还给额五十两,十娘。" } ] }, { "id": "episode_11_chunk_20", "conversations": [ { "from": "白展堂", "value": "这不是清汤面,这不是清汤面。" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "那这能是啥吗?" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "这是鳝丝面,这是鳝丝面。" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "哪来的鳝丝。" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "就是。这不是小咸菜,这不是小咸菜。这是溜肥肠,这是溜肥肠。" }, { "from": "邢捕头", "value": "这谁溜的肥肠,咋这么咸,还这么脆呀?" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "你要是想吃溜肥肠那就点一个,又不是什么好菜。" }, { "from": "邢捕头", "value": "算啦,最近衙门钱紧,都俩个月没发餐补了,我这点钱能吃到月底就不错了,否则我这样?" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "那就算我请你的,去叫大嘴溜个肥肠。" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "行,让大嘴给你溜个肥肠啊。" }, { "from": "邢捕头", "value": "老白,算了,算了。最近是敏感时期,千万别来这一套。" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "啥敏感的时期呀?" }, { "from": "邢捕头", "value": "娄知县正准备评比本季度最佳商户,基本上就是你啦。" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "真的?" }, { "from": "邢捕头", "value": "走了啊,不许给人说,不许对外说啊,不说,不说,绝对不说。" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "那你这清汤?不不不,鳝丝面呢?" }, { "from": "邢捕头", "value": "把水弄干,留着明天早上我来吃炸酱面。" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "好好好。" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "慢走啊,老刑。" } ] }, { "id": "episode_11_chunk_21", "conversations": [ { "from": "白展堂", "value": "来了来了来了。谁呀这么早,来了来了。哎呀,熏的这香。" }, { "from": "赛貂蝉", "value": "臭啊。这是啥呀这,这也叫客栈,这。" }, { "from": "小翠", "value": "这整个就一猪圈吗。" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "会说话吗?会不会说话。" }, { "from": "赛貂蝉", "value": "佟湘玉,你给我滚出来。" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "喊啥玩意儿,喊啥呢。我告诉你们俩啊,别以为是女的我就不敢动手,出去。出去听见没有。葵花点……" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "展堂,不得无礼。这位就是怡红楼的赛貂禅赛掌柜,来给赛掌柜看茶。" }, { "from": "赛貂蝉", "value": "免了,俺是来要钱来,拿钱就走。" }, { "from": "小翠", "value": "一秒钟都不耽搁。" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "拿钱?拿啥钱啊?" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "小郭不是把人家店给砸了嘛,咱还欠人五十两银子。" }, { "from": "赛貂蝉", "value": "是一千两。" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "啥?" }, { "from": "小翠", "value": "十个一百就是一千,你算不过来呀?" }, { "from": "赛貂蝉", "value": "我跟你说得好好的,你帮我照顾扈十娘咱那五十两就抵了,可你们呢?" }, { "from": "小翠", "value": "你们咧,你们咧。" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "我们照顾了。" }, { "from": "赛貂蝉", "value": "人咧?" }, { "from": "小翠", "value": "人咧?人咧?人咧?" }, { "from": "赛貂蝉", "value": "你说说啊,我请这么大个腕儿,我得花多少钱呐?" }, { "from": "小翠", "value": "得花多少钱?" }, { "from": "赛貂蝉", "value": "我没这大腕儿顶着我得少挣多少钱?" }, { "from": "小翠", "value": "少挣多少钱。" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "那你们也不能把这钱算在我们头上吧。" }, { "from": "赛貂蝉", "value": "你想赖账了是咋了?" }, { "from": "小翠", "value": "你是不是,是不是,啊?" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "不是不是不是。你看咱们都是规规矩矩的生意人嘛。" }, { "from": "赛貂蝉", "value": "少咱,你是你,我是我。" }, { "from": "小翠", "value": "你不是我,我也不是你,他更不是他。" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "废话,我不是我,我是你啊?" }, { "from": "赛貂蝉", "value": "你也别废话了啊,要不然还我一千两银子,要不然就交人。" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "你看,额上哪儿给你找人去啊?" }, { "from": "赛貂蝉", "value": "其实啊,我的要求也不高,这个唱功好不好啊她无所谓。" }, { "from": "小翠", "value": "无所谓。" }, { "from": "赛貂蝉", "value": "这会不会跳舞啊她也无所谓。" }, { "from": "小翠", "value": "也无所谓。" }, { "from": "赛貂蝉", "value": "至于这个盘儿亮不亮,条儿顺不顺。" }, { "from": "小翠", "value": "无所谓。" }, { "from": "赛貂蝉", "value": "谁说无所谓了,要的就是盘儿亮条儿顺会来事儿,帮我顶过这阵儿就中。" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "盘儿亮条儿顺,你看我咋样儿?呵呵,开个玩笑。哈哈哈哈。" }, { "from": "赛貂蝉", "value": "你开玩笑啊?我可没空跟你开玩笑。今晚之前,要不然就交人,要不然就交钱。否则呀,咱们公堂见。" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "别别别,赛掌柜赛掌柜,你看,我们交人。" } ] }, { "id": "episode_11_chunk_22", "conversations": [ { "from": "赛貂蝉", "value": "郭小姐,转个圈看看。" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "转圈?" }, { "from": "小翠", "value": "转圈不懂啊?" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "不懂。" }, { "from": "小翠", "value": "你看我。" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "转的不错嘛,再来一个。好好好。" }, { "from": "赛貂蝉", "value": "停停停,你耍猴呢?要你在这儿骚包?谁欠钱了?" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "小郭,人家跟你说正经的。" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "我也说正经的呀,人家转得确实不错。哎,再转一个看看。" }, { "from": "赛貂蝉", "value": "不想转就算啦,咱们公堂见。" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "别别别,赛掌柜,第一次嘛,是个人都会害羞的,还需要磨合磨合。" }, { "from": "赛貂蝉", "value": "你快点儿磨啊,我时间不多。" }, { "from": "小翠", "value": "非常少。" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "额知道。" }, { "from": "赛貂蝉", "value": "小郭,一千两,你想一想你得占多少?" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "他们明明就是讹咱们。" } ] }, { "id": "episode_11_chunk_23", "conversations": [ { "from": "赛貂蝉", "value": "你说啥?" }, { "from": "小翠", "value": "你再说一遍。" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "她说饿了,你们不管她啊。人家说了,顶过这一阵子就没事了。" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "那你自己为什么不顶啊?" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "人家要盘儿亮,条儿顺。" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "你盘儿不亮,条儿不顺吗?" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "还要会来事。" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "你不会来事儿吗?" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "还要有侠气,秀发飘逸,英姿飒爽的那种。" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "他们真的这么说的?" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "当然了。" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "方圆五百里之内,就你一人有这气质。一传十,十传百,现在成了众人皆知的秘密了,要不然人家为啥来找你呀?" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "那好吧。赏她个面子。可是我不会唱歌。" }, { "from": "赛貂蝉", "value": "我可以找人替你唱。" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "合适吗?" }, { "from": "赛貂蝉", "value": "有啥不合适?现在崔大师又不在。" }, { "from": "小翠", "value": "谁管你假唱啊?吃饱了撑的。" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "可是我不会这样跳舞。" }, { "from": "赛貂蝉", "value": "我可以找人教你啊。" }, { "from": "小翠", "value": "找几个伴舞也中啊。" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "可是我没有演出经验呐。" }, { "from": "赛貂蝉", "value": "所以就得练呐。" }, { "from": "小翠", "value": "练。" }, { "from": "赛貂蝉", "value": "你放心。" }, { "from": "小翠", "value": "一百个放心。" }, { "from": "赛貂蝉", "value": "只要有我在,保你三天出师,七十天红透七侠镇。走着。" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "上哪儿去啊?" }, { "from": "赛貂蝉", "value": "排练呐。让你们瞧瞧。" }, { "from": "小翠", "value": "啥才叫包装大师。" }, { "from": "赛貂蝉", "value": "扯块白布,搭个台子。" }, { "from": "小翠", "value": "我叫小翠,你呢?" } ] }, { "id": "episode_11_chunk_24", "conversations": [ { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "郎君啊,你是不是饿得慌啊,呀呼咦呼嘿,你要是饿得慌,请你就对湘玉讲,湘玉我给你溜肥肠。" }, { "from": "赛貂蝉", "value": "不错不错,就这么练,每个人都得练。练,练,练起来,练起来。" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "真不错,真不错。" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "郎君啊,你是不是饿得慌啊,呀呼咦呼嘿,你要是饿得慌,请你就对湘玉讲,湘玉我给你溜肥肠。" } ] }, { "id": "episode_11_chunk_25", "conversations": [ { "from": "赛貂蝉", "value": "咋样?你就笨死。" }, { "from": "小翠", "value": "我就是照你说的那么讲的。" }, { "from": "赛貂蝉", "value": "咋说的?" }, { "from": "小翠", "value": "我叫小翠,你咧?我姓吕,双口吕,他们都叫我吕秀才,呵呵。那你都爱干啥呀?看书,呵呵呵呵。那除了看书呢?看书,呵呵。那你现在看的啥书啊?不是书,是帐本,呵呵呵呵。" }, { "from": "赛貂蝉", "value": "这不说得挺好吗?" }, { "from": "小翠", "value": "然后他就把账本藏到桌子底下,开始跟我胡说八道。" }, { "from": "赛貂蝉", "value": "还真是个书呆子,看我来。" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "是你啊?不排练啦?" }, { "from": "赛貂蝉", "value": "他们排着呢,我出来休息会儿。哦,你这儿有杯子吗?" }, { "from": "赛貂蝉", "value": "哎, 你这儿有酒吗?" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "大白天喝酒啊?" }, { "from": "赛貂蝉", "value": "恩。" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "奥,这才叫名士风范呢。" }, { "from": "赛貂蝉", "value": "有句话说呐,唯女子……什么来着?" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "唯女子与小人难养也。" }, { "from": "赛貂蝉", "value": "放肆,你再敢出口伤人,休怪我告上公堂,走。" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "我冤枉啊我,那话是孔子说的,跟我有什么关系呀。" } ] }, { "id": "episode_11_chunk_26", "conversations": [ { "from": "赛貂蝉", "value": "假的,绝对是假的。" }, { "from": "小翠", "value": "为啥呀?" }, { "from": "赛貂蝉", "value": "你看啊,这该交的税,一分钱都没有少交。还有这么多的外债,一分钱都不收。谁这样做生意啊,不赔死她才怪呢。" }, { "from": "小翠", "value": "那没准她本来就傻。" }, { "from": "赛貂蝉", "value": "她没有这么傻的人呐,她好不容易赚的钱,她都交税了,她靠啥养活这些人呐?" }, { "from": "小翠", "value": "也是喔。" }, { "from": "赛貂蝉", "value": "真的账本一定还在店里头,只要让我拿到手,我往衙门口这么一送,你跟着瞎乐啥呢?赶紧把它送回去。" }, { "from": "小翠", "value": "为啥呀?" }, { "from": "赛貂蝉", "value": "省得打草惊蛇呀。笨死了,快去快去。" } ] }, { "id": "episode_11_chunk_27", "conversations": [ { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "哎呀妈呀。" }, { "from": "赛貂蝉", "value": "你别怕,我查过了,那句话呀,确实是孔子说的。" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "那就好,那就好。" }, { "from": "赛貂蝉", "value": "你眼睛还疼吗?" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "睁不开。" }, { "from": "赛貂蝉", "value": "我帮你揉揉。" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "别别别,男女授受不亲呐。" }, { "from": "赛貂蝉", "value": "嗨,你就把我当作男的不就妥了?来吧,来吧。" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "那你轻儿点啊。" }, { "from": "赛貂蝉", "value": "你只要别乱动。" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "啊~~~~我不是叫你轻儿点吗?" }, { "from": "赛貂蝉", "value": "我不是让你别乱动吗?" }, { "from": "小翠", "value": "来来来,我给你吹吹,我给你吹吹。" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "练的差不多了。哎?赛掌柜,找啥呢?" }, { "from": "赛貂蝉", "value": "那个秀才的眼睛疼,我给他找点药膏。" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "上账台找药膏?" }, { "from": "赛貂蝉", "value": "你这儿我也不熟,要不你给她找吧,我先走啊。" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "你不看排练了?" }, { "from": "赛貂蝉", "value": "我……我有事儿,明儿再看吧,你们好好练啊。" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "秀才。" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "来了,来了。哎?你怎么上去了?" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "你把账本还我,否则我就不客气。" }, { "from": "赛貂蝉", "value": "哎呀,我好怕怕呀。" }, { "from": "小翠", "value": "我好怕怕哦。" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "你说搬就搬,凭啥呀?" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "凭啥呀?" }, { "from": "赛貂蝉", "value": "不听啊,没有关系,我给你念两条。不过听的时候啊,你们一定把自己想象成娄知县,体会那种怒不可遏,欲先杀之而后快的心情。" }, { "from": "小翠", "value": "心情。" }, { "from": "赛貂蝉", "value": "听好了啊。" }, { "from": "小翠", "value": "听好了啊。" }, { "from": "赛貂蝉", "value": "三月二十六号,酒水十八两四钱,菜肴二十三两五钱,净赚二十六两八钱,而税款,居然是零耶" }, { "from": "小翠", "value": "税款是零。" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "接着念,别光看前边,后面更精彩呢。" } ] }, { "id": "episode_11_chunk_29", "conversations": [ { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "你还想赖啊?告诉你,官府已经知道了,他们随时都会来查。你们有钱有势,也许可以蒙混过关,但是咱们这些小人物却不行。咱们这个店,是你们七侠镇的名片,你们要是不帮忙,那我们都会倾家荡产的。" }, { "from": "小翠", "value": "那你们怎么办啊?" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "我们已经决定了,今晚就把店关了,明天一早我们就搬走。" }, { "from": "赛貂蝉", "value": "搬到哪儿去啊?" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "去县城,找个地方重新开个小店。你们回去告诉你们老板,咱们的店,他们再也用不着来了。" }, { "from": "小翠", "value": "你们真的这么决定了吗?" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "是的,都已经决定了。" } ] }, { "id": "episode_11_chunk_30", "conversations": [ { "from": "赛貂蝉", "value": "我们明天一早就走,你们有什么事情,尽早告诉我们。" }, { "from": "小翠", "value": "我们也是,明天一早就走。" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "好,那我们明天早上见。" } ] }, { "id": "episode_11_chunk_31", "conversations": [ { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "走吧,我们走吧。" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "走吧,我们走吧。" } ] }, { "id": "episode_11_chunk_32", "conversations": [ { "from": "赛貂蝉", "value": "晚上再排?那公堂见。" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "去,去,去,现在就去。你留下啊,不要让任何人上楼。尤其是额的房间,任何人都不许进。你听见了没有?" }, { "from": "赛貂蝉", "value": "你别怕,你的眼睛还疼不疼啊?" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "不疼了。" }, { "from": "赛貂蝉", "value": "那昨天的事儿,你可别放在心上啊。" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "不往心里去,量小非君子嘛。" }, { "from": "赛貂蝉", "value": "对对对,那今天的事儿,你也不能放在心上。" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "今天有什么事儿啊?" }, { "from": "赛貂蝉", "value": "今天呀,今天呀,你的眼睛还疼吗?" } ] }, { "id": "episode_11_chunk_34", "conversations": [ { "from": "白展堂", "value": "哎呀,你看看人家店里那装修,怪不得人家说咱是猪窝呢,真是猪窝呢。" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "跟人家一比呀,咱这儿就是牢房。" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "啥牢房,整个一茅房。装茅草的房,咋的啦。" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "咱不就是没有钱吗?要是有了钱,谁不想那样装修。等额攒够了钱,额把咱店重新翻修一下。" }, { "from": "赛貂蝉", "value": "恐怕没有这个机会了吧。" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "秀才。" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "来了,来了。哎?你怎么上去了?" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "你把账本还我,否则我就不客气。" }, { "from": "赛貂蝉", "value": "哎呀,我好怕怕呀。" }, { "from": "小翠", "value": "我好怕怕哦。" }, { "from": "赛貂蝉", "value": "限你们今晚搬出。" }, { "from": "小翠", "value": "搬出去。" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "你说搬就搬,凭啥呀?" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "凭啥呀?" }, { "from": "赛貂蝉", "value": "不听啊,没有关系,我给你念两条。不过听的时候啊,你们一定把自己想象成娄知县,体会那种怒不可遏,欲先杀之而后快的心情。" }, { "from": "小翠", "value": "心情。" }, { "from": "赛貂蝉", "value": "听好了啊。" }, { "from": "小翠", "value": "听好了啊。" }, { "from": "赛貂蝉", "value": "三月二十六号,酒水十八两四钱,菜肴二十三两五钱,净赚二十六两八钱,而税款,居然是零耶" }, { "from": "小翠", "value": "税款是零。" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "接着念,别光看前边,后面更精彩呢。" }, { "from": "赛貂蝉", "value": "看就看。呀,这,这,这。" }, { "from": "小翠", "value": "咋啦?" }, { "from": "赛貂蝉", "value": "这是咱家的账本。" }, { "from": "小翠", "value": "咱家的账本?" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "错了,前半本是假的,是为了引你上钩,后半本才是你家的。" }, { "from": "赛貂蝉", "value": "你,你咋拿到啦?" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "你也不打听,打听,我这兄弟以前是干啥的?" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "低调,低调。" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "赛掌柜啊,饿以前就是想不明白,你是咋赚的那么多的钱,一看账本,你就不怕出事吗?" }, { "from": "赛貂蝉", "value": "怕还做生意啊?这叫马无夜草不肥。" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "这话倒不假,关键是,那马想养多肥,肥的满肚子流油才算完。" }, { "from": "赛貂蝉", "value": "这人和人呐,就是不一样。" }, { "from": "小翠", "value": "绝对不一样:" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "但是法律对每个人都一样。交税是咱们应尽的责任和义务,如果没有税收,国家哪有那么多的钱来维护你的各种权利?门前的路,河边的桥,边疆的守卫,城门的哨。那可都是从无数的税款里汇聚而来的。远的不说,就说你那五十两银子,如果没有眼们给你作主,鬼才肯给你还钱呐。" }, { "from": "赛貂蝉", "value": "好好好,这说得是太好了。我今儿啊,真是听君一席话,胜读十年书。我也知道该咋办啦,那我先走了啊。" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "我们不奸,但我们也不傻。" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "大嘴看坐。限你今晚之前,把所有的税款都交上,否则,额帮你交。" }, { "from": "赛貂蝉", "value": "那中啊。" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "我说的是账本。" }, { "from": "小翠", "value": "她说的是账本。" }, { "from": "赛貂蝉", "value": "切,走。" }, { "from": "小翠", "value": "哼。" } ] }, { "id": "episode_11_chunk_35", "conversations": [ { "from": "邢捕头", "value": "上酒,上酒。" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "老刑,要啥酒啊?" }, { "from": "邢捕头", "value": "你们这儿有什么好酒?" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "女儿红,七十年的。" }, { "from": "邢捕头", "value": "不要,要最贵的,最贵的酒。" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "最贵的还是女儿红啊。" }, { "from": "邢捕头", "value": "那就赶紧上吧,顺便把西街唱小曲的给我叫来。" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "叫他干啥呀,家里有现成的。康桑阿米达MUSIC," }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "老刑呀,你是不是饿得慌呀,呀呼咦唷嘿,你要是饿得慌,请你就对湘玉讲,湘玉给你溜肥肠。" }, { "from": "邢捕头", "value": "我不要溜肥肠,我要最贵的菜,最贵的。" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "最贵的还是溜肥肠。" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "不要胡说。老刑,你是不是发财了?" }, { "from": "邢捕头", "value": "前两个月的餐补,全发下来了。" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "你不是说衙门钱紧吗?" }, { "from": "邢捕头", "value": "是啊,可是怡红楼的赛掌柜,交了一大笔税款,解决了燃眉之急。娄知县临时决定,把本季度最佳商户颁给怡红楼了,另有赏银五十两。" }, { "from": "邢捕头", "value": "掌柜的掌柜的。" }, { "from": "邢捕头", "value": "千万别泄气,千万别泄气。一定要坚持到底,下季度就是你。努力努力再努力。你是不是愁得慌来,呀呼咦呼唷,你要是愁的慌来,就对我老刑讲,老刑给你帮帮忙,老刑给你帮帮忙,老刑给你帮帮忙,老刑给你帮帮忙,老刑给你帮帮忙。你是不是……" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "行了行了。" } ] }, { "id": "episode_12_chunk_0", "conversations": [ { "from": "白展堂", "value": "来了来了,这门还要呐。" }, { "from": "赛貂蝉", "value": "呦,你就穿这身儿迎客啊?帅哥。" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "我们还没开门呐,美姐。" }, { "from": "小翠", "value": "呦,你咋睡桌子啊?" }, { "from": "赛貂蝉", "value": "哎呀,真的呀。哎呦你说说啊,这可够辛苦的。你冷不冷,你硌不硌呀," }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "没事儿,习惯了,睡这儿主要是防着来闹事儿的," }, { "from": "赛貂蝉", "value": "翠儿,赶紧给你白大哥叠被。" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "不用不用,我自己来。" }, { "from": "小翠", "value": "还是我来吧,放手,我来吧。" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "放手,放手。" }, { "from": "小翠", "value": "你再不松手我对你不客气啦。" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "放手。掌柜的,有人来砸场子啊。" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "哎,我当是谁呐,有日子没见,赛掌柜别来无恙乎?" }, { "from": "赛貂蝉", "value": "哎呀,托您的福啊,这阵子吃得好睡得香。还得了块牌子。" }, { "from": "小翠", "value": "七侠镇本季最佳商户。" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "恭喜恭喜,这块牌子可值不少钱呢吧?" } ] }, { "id": "episode_12_chunk_1", "conversations": [ { "from": "赛貂蝉", "value": "七百多两税款。" }, { "from": "小翠", "value": "一个子儿没少交,娄知县一高兴,还赏了俺五十两。" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "七百两换五十两,这笔生意够赚的啊。" }, { "from": "赛貂蝉", "value": "佟掌柜,你说咱俩这街里街坊的,咱俩就别老玩这斗嘴的游戏了,来,给我整俩个小菜啊。" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "你们家没菜啊?" }, { "from": "小翠", "value": "天天吃,再好吃的菜也吃腻啦。" }, { "from": "赛貂蝉", "value": "所以啊,要到你这儿来换换口味,我这要求也不高,清谈点儿就行。" }, { "from": "小翠", "value": "剩一滴油就拿你是问。" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "那您直接喝水多好啊。" }, { "from": "小翠", "value": "你啥意思啊?我还不吃了。吃不吃的,俺掌柜的作主。" }, { "from": "赛貂蝉", "value": "佟掌柜,你是不是怕我吃了你的菜不给钱呐?" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "那怎么可能呢?等着啊,这就叫人给你们弄去。大嘴还没有起来,换个人给她弄。" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "换谁呀?" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "小郭。" } ] }, { "id": "episode_12_chunk_2", "conversations": [ { "from": "赛貂蝉", "value": "这是谁炒的菜,给我滚出来。" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "请问是找我的吗?" }, { "from": "赛貂蝉", "value": "这菜是你炒的呀?" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "是我炒的,怎么样?" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "怎么样?" }, { "from": "小翠", "value": "咋样。" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "怎么样?" }, { "from": "小翠", "value": "咋样。" }, { "from": "赛貂蝉", "value": "你开个价吧,每月多少,我绝不还价。" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "什么,什么每月多少?" }, { "from": "赛貂蝉", "value": "郭小姐,不瞒您说,这盘菜跟我死去的娘亲,她炒的一模一样。" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "咦,那你的童年可不太幸福啊。" }, { "from": "赛貂蝉", "value": "郭小姐,你给我当私人厨子去吧。" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "可以,,吗?" } ] }, { "id": "episode_12_chunk_3", "conversations": [ { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "不可以她已经名花有主了。" }, { "from": "赛貂蝉", "value": "每月二两。" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "二两?" }, { "from": "赛貂蝉", "value": "每年年底还是双薪。" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "双薪,双薪哎。" }, { "from": "赛貂蝉", "value": "初一,十五另有奖金,每月有十五天的休假。" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "十五天?" }, { "from": "赛貂蝉", "value": "嫌少啊,那就二十天,寒暑假另算,你要是想休探亲假啊,半年之内,提前说一声就中。" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "哇噻。其实我在这儿干的挺好的,真的挺好的。" }, { "from": "赛貂蝉", "value": "不行啊,那是我没有这个福分,小翠咱走吧。" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "哎,您老慢走啊,千万别摔着,小心门槛。" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "哎呦。" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "别拦着,有空常来玩啊。" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "人家忙滴很。" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "没空就言语一声,我过去看你啊。" } ] }, { "id": "episode_12_chunk_4", "conversations": [ { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "你还是看看额吧。" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "你说啥呢吗。" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "我说你还是干活去。" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "我不正干着呢吗。" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "这这,这叫干活呢吗?这这这桌子。" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "我刚擦过了呀。" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "这就叫擦过了?" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "刚起床呀。" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "还有这地。" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "这地咋了吗?" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "这地……它不平,坑坑洼洼滴。" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "这是砖地哎大姐,又不是大理石的,它倒是想平。" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "嫌额穷了是吧?嫌我买不起大理石了,是吧?" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "什么乱七八糟的,大清早是不是有毛病啊。" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "还敢顶嘴了她。" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "她早就敢顶了。" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "恩?" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "太不象话了,迟早开了她。" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "开了,迟早开了。" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "你冲我喊啥呀?我一心一意忠贞不二的对你。" } ] }, { "id": "episode_12_chunk_5", "conversations": [ { "from": "赛貂蝉", "value": "佟掌柜。" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "呦,赛掌柜呀,怎么又有空来了?" }, { "from": "赛貂蝉", "value": "我来坐坐,你不欢迎啊?" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "欢迎,就是没有空位,不好意思。" }, { "from": "小翠", "value": "哎,那不是空位吗?" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "这是给客人留的位置。" }, { "from": "赛貂蝉", "value": "瞧你说的,我不是客人吗?麻烦你给我上壶茶吧。" }, { "from": "小翠", "value": "必须得是一级龙井。" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "没有。" }, { "from": "小翠", "value": "那就极品毛尖吧。" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "也没有。额这儿就有茉莉花茶,还是前两年的。" }, { "from": "赛貂蝉", "value": "就是它了,陈茶口感涩,但是味儿香。" }, { "from": "小翠", "value": "不错。" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "那好,等着,饿这就给你沏去,啊。展堂。" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "哎。" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "给她泡壶茉莉,用隔夜的水。再给她加一点儿料。" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "加料,啥料儿?" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "就是,算了,我自己来吧。额有心泡茶就怕你没有胆量喝。" }, { "from": "赛貂蝉", "value": "帅哥,你在这儿干多长时间了?" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "没干多长时间啊,怎么了?" }, { "from": "赛貂蝉", "value": "那你,你知道谁家的发型做的好嘛?" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "这个嘛,你听我慢慢跟你道来。那家不行,动不动就给你上发蜡,头发粘的呀,洗都洗不下去。" }, { "from": "赛貂蝉", "value": "那你一般都在哪家做?" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "西街那家,你们别看它门脸小啊,技术特别好。从来不给你上发蜡,都一根根织的,你看看我这个。" }, { "from": "赛貂蝉", "value": "哇噻,手感真好啊。" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "我看看你这个啊。你这不行。" }, { "from": "赛貂蝉", "value": "真的?那我一定得去看看。" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "你必须得去。去了以后就找梅姐,说是我的朋友,到时候给你们打七折。" }, { "from": "赛貂蝉", "value": "哎呀,算啦,还是哪天你亲自带我去吧。" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "那也行。" }, { "from": "小翠", "value": "当面介绍,省得麻烦。" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "那也行,哪天我去的时候叫上你俩啊。" }, { "from": "赛貂蝉", "value": "那我就谢谢你了。" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "聊什么呐,这么开心。" }, { "from": "赛貂蝉", "value": "没聊啥,就是聊聊时尚,侃侃发型啥的。" }, { "from": "小翠", "value": "别的一概没聊,我可以做证。" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "那啥,你俩喝茶,我招呼别的客人去了啊。" }, { "from": "赛貂蝉", "value": "哎,那事儿,咱俩就说定了啊。" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "说定了。" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "说定什么了?" }, { "from": "赛貂蝉", "value": "小秘密,你忙着,我走了啊。翠儿。" }, { "from": "小翠", "value": "哎。" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "你的茉莉花。" }, { "from": "小翠", "value": "咦,您自己留着腌咸菜吧。" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "忍住忍住。" }, { "from": "小翠", "value": "白先生,千万可别忘了啊。" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "忘不了,去吧去吧。" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "反了反了,全反了。" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "我不是没有反吗?" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "你,你是没有机会,有机会你第一个反。" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "没错,但谁反我都不会反的。" }, { "from": "赛貂蝉", "value": "呦,吃着咧。" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "呦,这里不欢迎你,请你出去。" }, { "from": "赛貂蝉", "value": "你看你,我就是来问个字。问完我就走。" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "什么字啊?" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "吕轻侯。" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "她就问个字,很快的,问完就走啊。哦,这个叫饕,这个叫餮,加在一起就是饕餮。是个怪兽来着,传说龙生九子,其中一个就是饕餮。这个龙呢,还有个说法叫dragon,one of it’s sons 就是饕餮,样子很可怕是个monster。" }, { "from": "赛貂蝉", "value": "那它啥样儿?" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "啥样,你看见大嘴吃饭的样子了吧?他就很像个饕餮。" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "有钱了不起啊,有钱就可以随便欺负人啊?把额逼急了,额回家拿三万两银子,咱对着砸,看你能撑多久。这帮没有良心的,一个也不上来劝,额在这儿冻着,冻死额算啦。" }, { "from": "莫小贝", "value": "嫂子。" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "小贝,你咋上来了?" }, { "from": "莫小贝", "value": "来陪陪你啊。你穿这么少,不冷啊?" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "不冷,还是你疼嫂子。不像那些没有良心的。" }, { "from": "莫小贝", "value": "你们是不是吵架了?" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "你咋知道呀?" }, { "from": "莫小贝", "value": "他们在楼下开你的批判会呢。" } ] }, { "id": "episode_12_chunk_6", "conversations": [ { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "来了来了。" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "菜齐了。吃饭吃饭。" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "来来来,都不要忙了,先吃饭吧。小郭给我递双筷子。" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "你要竹的还是骨的?" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "要便宜的呀,贵的咱又舍不得用。哪像人家对门儿,连门坎都是金的。" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "你到底要不要筷子。" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "对门的丫鬟都是买的,要是敢不听话,就一耳光打过去。" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "好啊,你打啊打啊,往这儿来呀。莫名其妙,我不吃了。" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "小郭。" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "展堂。" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "你自己挑。" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "只不过就想让她递双筷子嘛,这点要求,她都不肯。" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "差不多得了啊,都折腾一下午了,你不累我还累呢。" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "额连话都不能说了吗?额这掌柜的当的还不如个丫鬟嘛?" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "不吃了。" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "你不吃,你那馒头给我啊。" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "反了反了,全反了。" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "我不是没有反吗?" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "你,你是没有机会,有机会你第一个反。" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "没错,但谁反我都不会反的。" }, { "from": "赛貂蝉", "value": "呦,吃着咧。" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "呦,这里不欢迎你,请你出去。" }, { "from": "赛貂蝉", "value": "你看你,我就是来问个字。问完我就走。" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "什么字啊?" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "吕轻侯。" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "她就问个字,很快的,问完就走啊。哦,这个叫饕,这个叫餮,加在一起就是饕餮。是个怪兽来着,传说龙生九子,其中一个就是饕餮。这个龙呢,还有个说法叫dragon,one of it’s sons 就是饕餮,样子很可怕是个monster。" }, { "from": "赛貂蝉", "value": "那它啥样儿?" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "啥样,你看见大嘴吃饭的样子了吧?他就很像个饕餮。" } ] }, { "id": "episode_12_chunk_8", "conversations": [ { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "我长这么大,连我娘都没有打过我,她敢打我。" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "她也没打你呀。" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "她到是敢,姑奶奶这套惊涛掌白练啦?" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "你一掌拍过去,老白一指就点过来。" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "放心,我绝不管这闲事儿,不他她这股邪火压下去,咱们几个都没好日子过。" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "要我说实在不行,那咱就那啥呗。" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "那啥?" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "你想啊,对门连你都能给二两银子,更别说我们了。" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "李大嘴你什么意思啊?" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "我又没说一定要去。你说掌柜的那样儿,呵呵,是吧,啊。" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "是什么呀?" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "我可告诉你,李大嘴,咱们跟掌柜的再怎么吵,那也是内部矛盾,你小子要敢趁机胡思乱想,别怪我们不客气啊。" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "不是,我说啥了,我又没说我一定要去,是吧。" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "你倒是想去,人家搭理你吗?" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "你还真别说,人家赛掌柜今天下午还真偷偷找我了,你知道她给我开的啥价吗?" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "啥价啊?" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "掌柜的。" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "说出来听听嘛。有钱就是好呀,想挖谁就挖谁,连招呼都不用打。" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "不是,掌柜的,我没说我一定要去呀。" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "你一定要去呀,千万不要为了面子耽误了你的大好前程。还有你们,都去。没有关系,少了你们额一样开店。不就是个跑堂的嘛,只要有两条腿,谁不会呀。" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "鸡还有两条腿,你怎么不用它啊。" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "还有打杂的,额从乡下随便招一个管吃管住,连月钱都免了。" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "你应该找一要饭的,都不用管吃管住,你只要给两个馒头什么活都帮你干 。" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "还有帐房,九九乘法表都背不全。好意思赚这份钱嘛。" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "我,我有算盘,我背那乱七八糟的干嘛呀。" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "没有想到,真的没有想到,这就是额招的伙计。" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "掌柜的,你听我说。" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "你们想说啥,额全都知道。用不着解释,真的,额绝不会记恨你们,明天一早,额把月钱都给你们发了。从今往后,你们走你们的阳关道,额走额的独木桥,咱们分道扬镳。" } ] }, { "id": "episode_12_chunk_12", "conversations": [ { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "开张就开张,当街放炮,就不害怕炸着人。" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "人家有钱呗。有钱也不能那么糟蹋。我现在就出去教训教训他们。" }, { "from": "邢捕头", "value": "你要教训谁啊,教训谁啊?对门儿刚开张,不许胡闹啊。" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "你干啥?" } ] }, { "id": "episode_12_chunk_14", "conversations": [ { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "这是你的,大嘴。省着点花啊。" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "谢谢掌柜的。" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "这是你的,秀才。前天你把碗打碎了,那个钱就不扣你的了啊。这是你的。这是你的。" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "到了那以后,就有自己的房间啦,枕头被褥全是鸭绒的。" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "我也有我自己的书房了,那些书啊,没有盗版全是绝版。" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "我还有助理了呢,光切菜的,就有俩呢。" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "我还有贴身丫鬟,回头你们要是腰酸了,直接说,我立马派过去。" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "好了好了,你们可以到对门商量了,额这儿还要做生意。" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "这么早,有啥生意啊?" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "怎么没有,再过一个时辰,小米就要过来要饭了。" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "对了,笼屉里还有几个凉馒头,回头你热一热,跟小米分着吃啊。" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "不用你管,额的事儿,额自己会处理的。" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "对了,掌柜的,前两天的账啊,你自己对一下,有什么问题,提前预约了之后到我书房来找我,千万别客气啊。" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "我不客气,诸位请吧,诸位请走吧。一路顺风,恕不远送。" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "那也行,你帮我把被褥拾掇拾掇,晚上我过来拿。" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "对了,小贝,你想吃点心过来找我啊。我们那点心全都是扬州师傅做的,随时来啊。" }, { "from": "莫小贝", "value": "那现在有吗?" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "当然有了,没有就叫他现给你做。" }, { "from": "莫小贝", "value": "真的,走着,走着。" }, { "from": "莫小贝", "value": "走走走。" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "莫小贝。" }, { "from": "莫小贝", "value": "嫂子。" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "吃完就回来啊,不要耽误人家干活。" }, { "from": "莫小贝", "value": "耶,吃点心去喽。" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "忍住,一定要忍住,额自己能行的。" }, { "from": "邢捕头", "value": "咋了你这是?" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "风大,眼睛进沙子啦。" }, { "from": "邢捕头", "value": "风?哪来的风?我咋一点儿没感觉到呢?哎,怎么就你一个人,他们人呢?" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "全都死了。" }, { "from": "邢捕头", "value": "啥时候死的,怎么死的?尸体在哪儿,现场在哪儿,你怎么不早说啊,有没有人证物证暂住证。" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "他们都不要额啦。" }, { "from": "邢捕头", "value": "太不象话了,这是赤果果的背叛。" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "是赤裸裸。" }, { "from": "邢捕头", "value": "我知道,不行,我找他们去。" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "算了,不要去了。要怪就怪额穷,没有能力留住他们。" }, { "from": "赛貂蝉", "value": "佟湘玉,你什么意思?" }, { "from": "邢捕头", "value": "站住,有什么话冲我说,冲我说。" }, { "from": "赛貂蝉", "value": "你是佟掌柜吗?" }, { "from": "小翠", "value": "不是就一边儿呆着。休息着。" }, { "from": "赛貂蝉", "value": "佟湘玉,你这么做太过分了吧。" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "额做啥了?" }, { "from": "赛貂蝉", "value": "找了帮伙计在我店里坐着,一上午了要了壶茶,一句话都不说,来了个客人就死盯着人家不放。把人家吓跑了为止。我这都一上午了,我一笔买卖都没开张呐。你也太阴险了吧。" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "这不都跟你学的吗 ?" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "你以为使两出反间计,就能把我们挑拨开了 。" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "幼稚,相当的幼稚 。" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "别说是月钱五两,就是五十两……你出得起吗?" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "赛掌柜,我郑重的警告你,正大光明的竞争,我们欢迎。可如果以后你再敢玩阴谋诡计,别怪我们以多欺少。我们钱是少,可我们人多的是。" }, { "from": "邢捕头", "value": "而且个个不是省油的灯啊。" }, { "from": "邢捕头", "value": "恩?" }, { "from": "邢捕头", "value": "夸你们呐。" }, { "from": "赛貂蝉", "value": "佟掌柜,这场游戏是我输了。不过新的游戏,才刚刚开始。今天是我那儿试营业的最后一天,等我正式开张了,咱俩好好的玩两把。" }, { "from": "小翠", "value": "等死吧你们。" }, { "from": "邢捕头", "value": "亲娘咧,她们要出事,我看看去啊。" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "你们。" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "行了,别傻笑了。知道错了吗?" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "知道了。" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "错哪儿了?" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "额……额不应该不信任大家。" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "信任是相互的,我们信任你,你也应该信任我们呀。" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "然也,子曾经曰过。" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "钱是好东西,但不是最好的东西。" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "你说这两年,风风雨雨的,咱们什么苦没吃过?什么场面没经历过?咱之间要连这点儿信任都没有,你还当啥掌柜的,连跑堂的都不合格,知不知道,还愣着干啥,赶紧干活。" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "恩?" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "我说我自己,我干活,呵呵。" } ] }, { "id": "episode_12_chunk_15", "conversations": [ { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "老白。" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "恩?" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "你说你小脸煞白还系一红腰带呢,你臊不臊啊。" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "你懂啥呀?我今年本命年我系红腰带咋啦?" } ] }, { "id": "episode_12_chunk_16", "conversations": [ { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "店里的生意这么差,你们就不着急吗?盯着额看啥呢?" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "可不咋的,你看他们一个个不着四六的那样儿。" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "额说你呢?你还有脸在吃。人家怡红楼有七七四十九样招牌菜,咱有几样?" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "这算啥呀,烧菜贵精不贵多,你要想吃的话,我给你做八八四十六样给你吃。八八六十四样。" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "这可是你说的,烧不出来咋办?" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "掌柜的我不是那意思。" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "啥都不要说了,三天之内,你就给额烧出八八六十四样招牌菜,如果少一样,扣你一个月的工钱。" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "掌柜的,我不是那意思。" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "还想加是吧?还不快回厨房去。老白,你还不快去招呼客人?" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "我把门都关了。" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "你不会开开吗?" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "人家就不往咱门口走。" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "那你就不会到巷子口叫。" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "少爷的身子跑堂的命。客官请接受我诚挚的祝福。" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "秀才还不算帐去?算了,算了,最近也没有什么收入。" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "那你看我还能不能干点别的?" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "你就好好活着吧。" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "谢谢掌柜的。" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "呆在那个地方少动弹啊。" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "为什么?" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "节省点体力,少吃点饭。" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "哎。" } ] }, { "id": "episode_12_chunk_17", "conversations": [ { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "这活儿没法干了,哥几个跟你说一声啊,这菜我做不出来,我先走了。诸位多保重,后会有期啊。" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "别着急吗,你好好想一想。" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "我咋想啊,八十样菜我来得及吗我。" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "哎呀,咱们每个人都想几样,加在一块不就差不多啦。" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "就是。" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "老白,你见多识广,你先说两样。" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "我先想啊,我认为世界上最好吃的东西就是——馒头,哎呀,大嘴给我弄个馒头去,我饿疯了。" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "要了命了,这是。来来来,快吃,快吃。" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "听我说啊,早些年,我在大内的时候。" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "大内?你还为皇上当过差啊?" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "不是当差,我进宫的主要目的就是搞搬运工作。我,我啥也没偷啊,我啥也没偷。那到处都是锦衣卫啊,我转了几圈,一看啥也偷不着啊,就到御膳房偷了碗粥,哎呀人家那粥那好喝啊。" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "那是什么粥啊?" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "燕窝银耳桂花粥。" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "我现在哪儿给你整燕窝去,我呀。" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "没燕窝,猪窝也成啊。" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "啥玩意儿?" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "量大管饱儿。" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "粗鄙,庸俗。" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "你来一个俗的。你来。" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "孔子曰食不厌精,脍不厌细。" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "哎呀呀,一到关键时刻就不食人间烟火。" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "这都废话,我先走了。" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "大嘴你别走。" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "你走了我们会不习惯的。" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "那你们给我想个招啊。" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "等等。大家都是朋友,谁也不想让大嘴走对不对。" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "对。" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "实在不行,我们就联手使个花招来对付掌柜的……" } ] }, { "id": "episode_12_chunk_20", "conversations": [ { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "都做好了。哎呀,美滴很,美滴很。" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "别着急,马上就到。" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "菜来了。来了,来了。" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "这是个啥菜嘛?" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "九九还阳羹。" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "味道不错。剩下的菜呢?" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "没了。你看啊,这个羹里啊有九样东西,这个肉圆和芹菜一块吃呢,是一样,竹笋和火腿一样吃呢,又是一样。这竹笋和芹菜吃呢,它又是一样,等这九样全搭配齐全了吃到最后,就是九九八十一样,这回没算错啊,呵呵" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "这么精彩的点子,是谁想出来的呀?" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "我呀,除了我,还有他们。主要是他们,我就是起了个头,名儿是他取的。" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "名儿是我取的,配料是她选的。" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "我只选了几样菜,那个具体是他做的。" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "我就把菜放锅里面了,具体……我,我我错了,是我错了。" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "行了,额也不难为你了,你就老老实实的给我做,就两个凉菜,四个热菜,外加一个汤,一个甜品,这总行了吧?" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "哎呀妈呀,没问题包我身上了。" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "慢着,额还有个要求,这些菜,一定要新,要奇。要闻所未闻,见所未见。如果有一样和怡红楼重了的,你就等着吧。" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "诸位多保重,我回家了。" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "哎,大嘴" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "别着急再想一想。" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "我咋想啊。烧菜无非就是烹炒煮炸煎烤焖,是吧。再新能新到哪儿去?" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "说你笨你就不聪明,同样的菜,你换一种烧法,不就成新的了吗?焖的换成煮的,煮的换成炸的,看你们几个大眼瞪小眼的,跟傻子似的,怎么的,我说错啦,啊。错了,而且是大错特错。" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "你现在应该在哪儿?" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "尊敬的各位客官,首先请接受我诚挚的祝福。进来吃两口。" } ] }, { "id": "episode_12_chunk_21", "conversations": [ { "from": "白展堂", "value": "客官请留步,首先请接受我诚挚的祝福。刑捕头请留步,首先请接受我。" }, { "from": "邢捕头", "value": "别喊了,是人都到怡红楼去,谁还到你这儿来吃糠咽菜啊。" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "你别再说风凉话了,再折腾两天这就关门了。" }, { "from": "邢捕头", "value": "不至于吧。" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "你看这脸色多少顿没吃了,再过两天就饿死在街头了。" }, { "from": "邢捕头", "value": "不至于吧,想拉客是吧,到官道上拉去啊。每天路过那的至少三四百人。" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "你净扯,那官道离这儿多远呐,谁能为吃一顿饭跑这儿来。" }, { "from": "邢捕头", "value": "你把官道一堵,咔,他不绕也得绕啊。" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "一堵,咔?那不成劫道的了吗?" }, { "from": "邢捕头", "value": "年轻人,没冒险精神,怎么发大财啊?来啦来啦。万一你折进去,千万别说是我出的主意啊。来啦。" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "堵官道,管道怎么堵啊。客官请留步,首先请接受我诚挚的……这回有吃的了。" } ] }, { "id": "episode_12_chunk_22", "conversations": [ { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "都做好了。哎呀,美滴很,美滴很。" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "先说凉菜。第一道,麻辣鱼鳞。" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "鱼……鳞……能吃吗?" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "您尝尝啊。细细品啊。" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "恩,好象有点腥。" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "腥就对了,不光腥,而且辣,辣中带甜,甜中带苦,苦中还透着辣,辣中还有点腥,多种味道混合在一起,意犹未尽啊。" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "下一道。" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "酒酿萝卜皮。" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "萝卜皮酒酿?" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "这些可不是简简单单的萝卜皮,它包含着竹叶青的醇美和萝卜皮自身的清香,两种香味混合在一起,天才之做呀。" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "你别老夸我,我会骄傲的。下一道是热菜,红烧胖大海。" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "胖大海红烧?" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "当然能红烧了,你看这颜色多好啊,最好是加点葱花,嫩绿的葱花加上鲜红的胖大海,活生生的一出西厢记啊。" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "成西厢记了?" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "对红配绿,一台戏啊。" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "哪台戏呀?" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "下一道,酥炸小黄瓜。" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "小黄瓜酥?炸?" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "下一道,碳烤母猪蹄。" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "哎,等等,为啥是母猪蹄,不是公猪蹄。" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "公猪蹄它烤不熟啊。下一道。" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "清蒸黄花鱼。" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "这道菜对面有啦。" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "名同菜不同啊,他们蒸鱼都是拿清水蒸,咱是拿汤水蒸的。" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "汤水?" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "这么多年做饭剩的菜汤,我都没舍得扔,留到现在,用它熬成一锅浓浓的菜汤,用它蒸出的鱼。那才是入味七分,千锤百炼。" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "另外三分呢。" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "三分在这儿呐,汤水蛋花汤。" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "上甜品。" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "甜品,冰糖肥肠。" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "鼓掌。" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "很好,好滴很,你们吃吧,吃呀,吃。展堂,来来,来个玉蹄,希望你吃了以后牛劲冲天。干起活来,九头牛都拉不回来。" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "要的就是拉不回来,哎,嘿嘿。" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "咋回事?" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "我弄辆牛车在官道上一堵,官差来了也拿我没办法。" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "为啥要堵官道?" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "这你就甭管了,你把租车的钱给我,我保准能给你拉回一百个客人来。" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "上楼拿钱。你们吃,不许浪费。" } ] }, { "id": "episode_12_chunk_23", "conversations": [ { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "哎,哎,哎。" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "你这就算完咧?" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "那还想怎么样?" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "人家那边拉客人,都是实打实的喊出来的。咱也要喊,人就乌泱乌泱都朝咱这边来了。" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "好好好,同福客栈新菜上市,欢迎品尝。" }, { "from": "邢捕头", "value": "都有什么新菜啊?" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "哎呀,刑捕头来了里边请。" }, { "from": "怡红楼公关", "value": "怡红楼百年老酒出窖了,欢迎来免费品尝。" }, { "from": "邢捕头", "value": "我还是呆会儿再来吧。" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "哎哎哎,老刑。势利的东西,额就不相信,每位贵客送开胃小菜两碟,烧刀子一壶。" }, { "from": "怡红楼公关", "value": "每位贵客送油爆大虾八只。" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "我送碳烤母猪蹄一个,普洱二两 。" }, { "from": "怡红楼公关", "value": "我送长百山熊掌两只 。" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "每位顾客送,每人一个大红包 。" }, { "from": "怡红楼公关", "value": "我送每人二十两纹银 。" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "我送杂役一个,先到先得 。" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "谁敢动我。" }, { "from": "怡红楼公关", "value": "我送丫鬟两个,不限量供应 。" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "我把自己送出去。咋不喊了,喊呀。没有辙了吧,人呢,人呢。" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "我估计都到里边去领丫鬟了。" } ] }, { "id": "episode_12_chunk_24", "conversations": [ { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "额一个掌柜的连个丫鬟都不如。" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "不是,人家送俩呢,数量占优。其实以你的条件吧,再陪衬点嫁妆,肯定有人要你。" } ] }, { "id": "episode_12_chunk_25", "conversations": [ { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "他们有啥了不起的,不就是有两个臭钱吗?欺负谁呀这是?" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "说的就是,有种过来跟我拼菜呀。" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "我就喜欢大嘴这种自信。" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "哎呀,你别抽搭了,不还有希望的嘛。" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "还有什么希望。" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "哎呀,人家老白不是到官道上去拉人了嘛。老白说,他可以拉一百多号人呢。" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "拉不来了。" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "老白。" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "展堂。过来。" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "哎呀妈呀,吐血了呐,怎么?" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "咋回事吗?这是。" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "我没事,小伤,没事。" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "咋整的啊,你这是。" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "让牛给顶了一下,没事。别别别,别动我手。骨折了。" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "我好不容易把牛车赶到了官道上。累的不行了,想脱下衣服喘口气,没想到它就冲我冲了过来。" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "然后呢?" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "然后它就哞的一声,使出了一招老汉推车,这我能怕吗?我凝神定志使出了一招双龙出海,我左手握住了它的左角,右手握住了它的右角,我气运丹田跟他较上劲了。" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "然后呢?" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "然后我就被它顶翻在地,它就冲我踩了过来,我一看正中下怀啊,我不慌不忙,反手一指,正中它的涌泉穴 。" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "涌泉穴?" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "在脚心呢,这都不懂啊?是啊,牛的脚心在哪儿啊 ?" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "牛要有脚心的,我的手指能折吗?" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "哎呀,额的手。" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "你的手?" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "你的手。" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "别管手了,赶紧揉揉腰吧。这七八圈下来,没骨折就不错了。快点的。" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "疼不疼?" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "踩折了你也是自找的。" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "你咋说话呢?" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "说啥呢?半条命呢,你还说这个。" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "别嚎了,你看你自己系的什么?红腰带,牛一见红色就兴奋,它不踩你踩谁,真是的。" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "你看你看,我早说过吧。" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "行了行了,早说什么呀你。掌柜的,这算公伤吧。" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "算,算。" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "算多少啊?" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "额是说算算这几天,还剩下多少银子了。实在不行,都卷铺盖走人吧。" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "大嘴,把铺盖拿过来,我就睡这了。" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "哎。" } ] }, { "id": "episode_12_chunk_26", "conversations": [ { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "算出来了,这两天连菜钱加工钱,还有设备的损耗,对牛车的赔偿,再加上老白的医药费,总共是十五两八钱,平均每天支出四两。" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "那收入呢?才八钱?" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "八文,就这样还是赊的账呢。" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "额错了,额真的错了,额从一开始就不应该嫁过来,如果额不嫁过来,额的夫君也不会死,如果额的夫君不死,额也不会沦落到这个伤心的地方。" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "哎呀,他死不死跟我们关系都不大。最主要的是你要振作,要不然这些人都得饿死。" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "那咱们就撤了吧,这是一个无底洞,再这么耗下去,连嫁妆也要赔进去。" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "掌柜的。" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "额主意已定,你们都不要劝我了。过两天额就把这个店卖了,结了钱,大家分一分,各自回家去吧。" }, { "from": "邢捕头", "value": "你们这都怎么了?" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "对不起,我们打烊了。" }, { "from": "邢捕头", "value": "大白天的,打什么烊啊,去,给我弄点吃的,啊。" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "到对面吃去吧。" }, { "from": "邢捕头", "value": "开什么玩笑啊,对门那家倒闭啦。你们看。那灯笼,那啥都没了牌子。" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "哎?不会吧。昨天不是还好好的吗?怎么忽然就倒了呢?" }, { "from": "邢捕头", "value": "送东西送的呗。又是银子又是丫鬟的,能送的都送,好好的一个店,活活让人给搬空了。" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "那她不送不就完了吗?" }, { "from": "邢捕头", "value": "话都放出去了,再说不送,人家干呀?到后来就是明抢啦。" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "你没管管啊?" }, { "from": "邢捕头", "value": "我正忙着收红包呢,二十两纹银呀,白给你不要啊?" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "好的好的,给刑捕头上菜。" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "来来来,尝尝我们这两天新发明的新菜。" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "味道咋样?" }, { "from": "邢捕头", "value": "我还是回家吃吧。" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "跟他们叫真呀,活活的把他们叫破产了,还是额经营有方,天下无双。" } ] }, { "id": "episode_13_chunk_1", "conversations": [ { "from": "莫小贝", "value": "快点讲。" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "这时候啊,我左手搭住它的左角,右手搭住它的右角,跟它较上了劲。" }, { "from": "莫小贝", "value": "较上劲之后呢。" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "核桃。" }, { "from": "莫小贝", "value": "哎呀,核桃给你,赶快讲。" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "这时候还没等我反应过来呢,它的牛蹄子已经到了我的面前,说时迟那时快我不慌不忙,反手一指。" }, { "from": "莫小贝", "value": "后来呢?" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "欲知后事如何,请听下回分解。" }, { "from": "莫小贝", "value": "喂,不带这么耍赖的吧,你说了,吃完核桃给我讲故事的。" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "给你讲了呀,你又没说讲到哪儿。" }, { "from": "莫小贝", "value": "你把核桃还给我,你给我。" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "不给不给。" }, { "from": "莫小贝", "value": "你给我吐出来。" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "手,手。" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "咋了这是,你还学会欺负伤员咧?谁教你的,啊?" }, { "from": "莫小贝", "value": "你怎么不问他呀。" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "掌柜的,掌柜的,别打孩子,是我不对,我这手指头折了以后啊。一直不能干活,我心里难受啊。你说,孩子要吃个核桃吧,我也没法给砸,贝啊,等我手指头好了以后啊,天天给你砸核桃吃啊。给你和你嫂子当牛作马。" }, { "from": "莫小贝", "value": "嫂子你看他。" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "你又想抄书了是不是,啊?秀才,把《资治通鉴》拿来给小贝抄。" }, { "from": "莫小贝", "value": "我走,我走。你恶贯满盈,下回别犯在我手里。" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "掌柜的,你看小贝。" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "娃年纪小,你不要跟她一般见识啊。" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "没事儿,我都习惯了。这么点小挫折,小磨难,无所谓。" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "展堂,你的手好点了吗?" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "疼。钻心般的疼。就让我这手永远的残废下去吧。" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "你千万不要自暴自弃,额一定会把你照顾好的,你想吃点啥?" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "大肘子。" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "没有,但是你看,额给你带啥来了?" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "《笑林广记》?" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "生病的人呀,心情郁闷,不利于恢复,额给你讲啊。" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "不用讲,你放这儿吧,你走吧我自己看。" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "从前有一个瓜老汉,他啥都不会干,有一天呢,他躺在床上。" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "哎哎哎,你捂脸干啥呀?" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "笑不露齿。" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "你还是露吧,不知道的,以为你发羊癫风呢。" } ] }, { "id": "episode_13_chunk_2", "conversations": [ { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "还让不让人活了。" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "我还真没看出来掌柜的还有这一手啊。" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "早知道就不把《笑林广记》借给她,又来了,让我死了算了。" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "没用的东西。" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "你说什么?" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "我问你,要是有人欺负你打你骂你,你该怎么办?" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "报官。" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "切,那官府要是不管呢?" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "找小白大嘴他们。" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "那他们要是也不管呢?" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "你什么意思啊?" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "告诉你,行走江湖,讲究的就是人不犯我,我不犯人。人若犯我,我必犯人。还是不懂?我看你这个呆样子我就想野蛮,她笑,你也别闲着呀。她笑一声,你就笑两声,看谁笑得过谁。这就叫以彼之道,还制彼身。" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "我也没她那个体力呀。" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "哎呀,算了算了,我也不忍心野蛮了。看我的啊,看好了。" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "等,你就这么干笑啊,不自然的。加点什么东西,看我的。寻寻觅觅,冷冷清清,凄凄惨惨戚戚,哈哈哈哈" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "笑啥呢?" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "咋暖还寒时候,最难将息,三杯两盏淡酒,怎敌它晚来风急。" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "哈哈哈哈……" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "怎么你就不行了" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "哈哈哈哈哈哈……你想人家喝三两杯酒,他来晚了,不让他喝了,他就跟人家急了,还疯急,啥人呐。哈哈哈哈." }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "大嘴大嘴,别笑了,大嘴,有什么好笑的?" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "那咋的?兴你们笑,不兴我笑啊?" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "你能笑,但是,问题是这不好笑啊。" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "大嘴,你没文化就不要不懂装懂,你看我,懂都不要让人家知道我懂。" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "咋的?店是你开的呀?我想笑就笑,想哭就哭怎么的?" } ] }, { "id": "episode_13_chunk_3", "conversations": [ { "from": "白展堂", "value": "完了,完了,手指头刚好耳朵又让她给我震聋了。手啊,我需要你啊。" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "别装了,就我一人。" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "你一人,你来找我干啥呀?" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "凭啥看不起我呀。" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "谁看不起你了。" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "吕秀才还有郭芙蓉。" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "不可能,他俩怎么能看不起你呢?" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "我不就是书念得少点吗?" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "谁说的,你根本就没念过书。" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "恩?" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "这是好事啊。古人说的好,人生自古谁无死?" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "啥玩意儿?" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "不是,人生烦恼识字始。" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "啥意思?" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "把酒给我倒上,我慢慢给你说" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "哎。" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "别喝了,都喝这些了,别喝了啊。" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "是兄弟咱就接着喝啊。" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "哎呀,别喝了。我倒想陪你喝,身体不允许啊,你看这手呗。再喝就成酒糟凤爪了吗。" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "行,你歇着,以后有啥事你别找我啊。" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "站住。" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "干啥呀?" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "不就欺负你没文化吗,是不是?我还就不信了,明儿我就上街整本怪书,他也没看过的,我考死他。" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "那他要不答茬呢?" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "你放心,有我呢啊。你明天给我整一筐核桃," }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "干啥呀?" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "换书。" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "展堂。" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "你咋来了呢?" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "额来给你洗脚。" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "不用了不用了,洗啥脚啊,不用洗了。" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "哎呀,就不要跟额客气了吗,你看你满身的酒气,来把鞋脱了。" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "等等会儿,上来就脱鞋,干啥呀?你家给人洗脚用凉水洗啊,啊?" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "不是啊,咋回事嘛,额刚烧好的水,见大嘴在,额怕不方便,就在门口站了一会儿。" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "一会儿?" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "最多不超过三个时辰。你等着啊,额再给你烧一壶去啊。等着啊。哎呀,没事啊。" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "你有事没事关我啥事啊。" } ] }, { "id": "episode_13_chunk_4", "conversations": [ { "from": "白展堂", "value": "货带来了吗?" }, { "from": "莫小贝", "value": "带来了,核桃呢?" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "我还没看清楚呢。" }, { "from": "莫小贝", "value": "不用看了,这几本书都是我们书院的镇院之宝。除了朱先生以外,谁都没看过。" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "我凭什么相信你?回来。跟你嫂子一样鸡贼,给。把书给我,呀,还想黑吃黑呀,你?拿来。" }, { "from": "莫小贝", "value": "要书是吧,可以,先把那故事给我讲了。" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "昨儿讲到哪了?" }, { "from": "莫小贝", "value": "反手一指。" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "我反手一指正中牛蹄子上了。你看我这手。" }, { "from": "莫小贝", "value": "然后呢?" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "然后然后就被牛踩了七八圈。" }, { "from": "莫小贝", "value": "活该。给。" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "大嘴大嘴。" } ] }, { "id": "episode_13_chunk_5", "conversations": [ { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "干什么呀你。" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "干啥呀?咋的?这桌子只能你一个人用啊?啊,切。" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "嘿嘿,嘿嘿,来来来,我让给你。坐这儿,坐这儿。大嘴也用上书桌了。" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "照你的意思我只能灶台是吧?" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "看什么呢你?" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "管得着吗你?" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "好好好,你慢慢看,有什么不懂的。" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "没啥不懂的,别以为就你有学问啊。不就看书嘛,谁不会似的。哈哈。" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "问题是你拿倒了。" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "我就爱倒着看,咋的?去去去,边儿呆着去,别在这儿晃荡。该干啥干啥去。打扰人家学习。" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "好好好,客栈不小容不下秀才一方书桌啊。我到磨盘上写诗去。" } ] }, { "id": "episode_13_chunk_6", "conversations": [ { "from": "白展堂", "value": "指如疾风,势如闪电。指如疾风,势如闪电。指如疾风,势如闪电。醒醒,醒醒,我需要你啊。" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "你你你刚才说啥?" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "我真的真的需要你啊。" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "展堂。" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "干啥玩意儿你。" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "展堂,你知道额等这句话都等了多长时间了吗?" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "什什什么话呀。" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "你既然都说了。还好意思问人家。" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "噢,我说的是手,手啊,我需要你啊,老板娘等着我给她干活呢。" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "额也是。展堂的手啊,额需要你。你要早一点恢复,好给额干活。你要乖一点啊,不要乱动。明天额再来给你讲笑话。" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "哎呀,我的天呐。看来是不能装了,再装啊,非得她把我吓死不可。" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "啥破玩艺儿啊,这是。" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "怎么的了?我看看。怎么了,这不挺好的吗?" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "好啥玩意儿啊,全是字,你让我咋看?" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "废话,没字能叫书啊?" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "我还不知道呢,你帮我看啊。" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "哎呀,大嘴,你真是扶不起来的阿斗啊,你呀。" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "阿斗,好象是个人物啊。那里的啊?" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "水浒里的,一百单九将。" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "没文化了不是,水浒里就一百单八将。哪能出一百零九将呢?你要说三国里的,弄不好我能信。" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "哎,这回你说对了。就是三国里的,刘备的儿子。" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "去去,你又蒙我了。刘备姓刘他姓阿,他俩咋能是一家人呢?我说老白啊,你可不能跟秀才似的老蒙我。你得尊重人你知道不?" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "大嘴呀,大嘴,我要是有一天死了就是让你给我气死的。" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "我又咋的了?" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "行了行了,真东西在这呢,你赶紧拿出去看去,赶紧的,在我眼前消失。" } ] }, { "id": "episode_13_chunk_12", "conversations": [ { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "哎呀,来啦。哎,水许。这我知道,里面有个武松。" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "什么水许啊,水浒。" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "我还不知道水浒啊,名水浒,字水许,就跟名宋江字公明号及时雨一样。不知道咋的?" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "好好好你就按水许看吧按水许看吧啊。还有这个。" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "哎,《西游记》孙悟空三打白骨精,第一回咋打的你知道吧?不知道你问我呀,这里面全是学问。" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "不是,你就真打算拿这个跟人俩充学问啊?" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "那咋的呀?" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "这《西游记》不光你一人看过。" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "那就水浒。你还有啥别的书没?" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "你呀你呀,大嘴,你真是扶不起来的阿斗啊,你呀。" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "阿斗,好象是个人物啊。那里的啊?" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "水浒里的,一百单九将。" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "没文化了不是,水浒里就一百单八将。哪能出一百零九将呢?你要说三国里的,弄不好我能信。" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "哎,这回你说对了。就是三国里的,刘备的儿子。" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "去去,你又蒙我了。刘备姓刘他姓阿,他俩咋能是一家人呢?我说老白啊,你可不能跟秀才似的老蒙我。你得尊重人你知道不?" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "大嘴呀,大嘴,我要是有一天死了就是让你给我气死的。" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "我又咋的了?" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "行了行了,真东西在这呢,你赶紧拿出去看去,赶紧的,在我眼前消失。" } ] }, { "id": "episode_13_chunk_13", "conversations": [ { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "谢谢啊。" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "老白啊,最近读过啥书没有啊?" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "没有啊,你呢?" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "也谈不是读,就是闲着没事的时候,随便翻了翻。" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "太阳打西边出来啦,大嘴。" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "没你事干活。那你都看的啥书啊?" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "《万国图志》听说过没?" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "没有。" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "怎么有名的书,你都没有听说过?" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "没有呢。" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "那书讲的是什么呀?" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "讲的啥?就说这世界是个球。咱们都生活在球上,你说逗不逗。" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "后面呢?" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "后面说这球上都是水,咱们大明朝在这球上,就这么大个。哎呀妈呀,逗死我了。" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "别老笑,一口气说完。" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "说这球上有个南极和北极,中间还有个赤道,那赤道长的就跟你的裤腰带似的。" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "哎哎,账还没付呢。" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "大嘴你没事儿吧?" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "我能有啥事儿?" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "大嘴呀。读书是为了开阔眼界,不是为了坐井观天。" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "我我就坐了,怎么的把,给我。" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "呦呦呦,他哪儿来那么大脾气啊?" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "吃错药了吧?" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "吃错药的是你们俩。" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "咋了?怎么了?" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "自打那天……" } ] }, { "id": "episode_13_chunk_14", "conversations": [ { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "大嘴哥哥,呵呵。" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "昨天的事是我们不对。" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "但是我们真的没有嘲笑你的意思,真的。" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "行行行,别解释了,无所谓,我没文化能咋的,我是文盲我怕啥?" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "哎呀,谁说你是文盲了。" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "文盲哪能知道文盲这个词呢。" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "就是嘛。" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "你们真的没笑话我啊。" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "没有没有,绝对没有。" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "喝酒。" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "不喝酒。" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "看不起我。" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "喝喝。" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "哎,你说你们读书到底是为了啥呀?" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "起初吧,我读书是为了功名。" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "哎,这是真的。" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "后来读着读着,心里就没底了,那么多书,汗牛充栋。" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "哎?读书还能读出冲动来?" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "不是冲动。是冲动,是冲动。冲动到后来吧,突然就反应过来了,怎么说呢,就拿交朋友来说,用的是心,它不是用学问。咱们读书,不是为了去炫耀,而是为了更好的沟通。" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "冲你这几句话,咱还得再喝一壶。来来来。" } ] }, { "id": "episode_13_chunk_15", "conversations": [ { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "我跟他拼了。" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "算我一个。" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "十年生死两茫茫,不思量,自难忘。哈哈……" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "相顾无言,唯有泪千行。" }, { "from": "邢捕头", "value": "太逗了,不行了,受不了了。" }, { "from": "邢捕头", "value": "咋的了?" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "老刑,你笑啥呢?" }, { "from": "邢捕头", "value": "就刚才她念那个实在太逗了,哈哈。" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "她念的那个有啥可乐的?" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "对呀。" }, { "from": "邢捕头", "value": "她说,唯有泪千行,流眼泪一千行,哈哈。" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "实在是受不了啦。" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "你的手好了?" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "没没没有啊。" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "终于可以干活了。" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "胡说,这还弯着呢,干什么活。" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "那个泪千行,你为啥笑啊?" }, { "from": "邢捕头", "value": "这手指头要伸不直了,那就是骨头长歪了。" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "听听,老刑懂这个。" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "你先别管骨头,你说泪千行为啥笑?" }, { "from": "邢捕头", "value": "好办,砸折了重接。" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "啊?不至于吧。" }, { "from": "邢捕头", "value": "谁也别管了,我来。" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "别别老刑。我这手好的。装的,真的装的。" }, { "from": "邢捕头", "value": "别动别动," }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "哇……" }, { "from": "邢捕头", "value": "看见了吧,这就叫泪千行。兄弟为你好啊,他们跟你太熟,下不了手。赶紧找个大夫接骨,没两天就好了。" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "谢谢啊。" }, { "from": "邢捕头", "value": "不用,正好家里缺个筷子笼。" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "缺啥再来啊。展堂,展堂,走额带你接骨头去。秀才拿银子去。" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "肯定还没有关门,老白再坚持一会儿,慢点儿。大嘴,你想什么那?" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "你说这泪千行,还真挺有意思的啊。哈哈。" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "你笑什么呀?" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "你不知道。" } ] }, { "id": "episode_13_chunk_17", "conversations": [ { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "啥叫盗王争霸赛呀?" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "就是把天下群贼就聚到一块儿,比谁手艺高。兄弟呢,不幸技压群雄,被封为盗圣,从此就踏上了一条不归路。" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "吃饭吃饭,又不是什么光荣的事情。呦你倒真不客气啊。" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "我是伤员手刚好,不得补补吗?" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "现在鸡贵着呐,三十文一只。你自己掂量着办。掌柜的吃。" }, { "from": "老罗", "value": "你怎么这么犟呢?走走走。请问掌柜的在吧?" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "额就是呀。" }, { "from": "老罗", "value": "你是掌柜的,你这儿要鸡吗?十文钱一只。啊不,八文也行,你们要要得多的话,价钱咱们还可以再商量。你们要多少,俺们有多少。" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "来来来来来,坐下,坐下,咱们慢慢谈。" }, { "from": "老罗", "value": "你到底买不买啊?" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "买,当然要买。额就是觉得,这只鸡……展堂咋还不回来?" }, { "from": "老罗", "value": "你要是嫌贵的话,你就跟俺直说,价钱咱们再商量。" }, { "from": "小卉", "value": "十文钱还嫌贵啊?那还不如去抢呢?" }, { "from": "邢捕头", "value": "抢?哈哈,果然是贼啊。站好了蹲下。把手抱头上。我宣布,你们俩已经被捕了,你们有权保持沉默。" }, { "from": "老罗", "value": "大人,我们做错什么了,我们。" }, { "from": "邢捕头", "value": "偷鸡摸狗,人证物证俱在,你还想抵赖啊?" }, { "from": "小卉", "value": "这鸡是我们自己养的。" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "那你为啥要卖的这么便宜?" }, { "from": "老罗", "value": "俺们是从清风岭来的,本来这个鸡啊是送到怡红楼的,但是到这一看呢,怡红楼它关闭了。" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "我们凭什么相信你?" }, { "from": "老罗", "value": "俺这儿有怡红楼的订单。怡红楼的订单,你看看。" }, { "from": "邢捕头", "value": "还真是的,你没事儿了。老白,以后再慌报军情,休怪我翻脸啊。" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "又不是我要报的,以后有事儿,找谁也别找我。" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "既然这样,你们为啥不早点回家?来来来。" }, { "from": "老罗", "value": "俺家离这儿一百多里地呢,俺折腾得起,俺这鸡恐怕不行啊。临来的时候在道上就死了几只了。你说这万一,再这么一折腾。再赶上鸡瘟啥的,俺这鸡不就,全没了吗?来的时候啊,为了弄点盘缠钱呐,俺找左临右舍借了不少债呢,再不把鸡处理了,这小卉恐怕就得叫人家牵去当丫鬟了,当童养媳都有可能啊,怨爹,没本事啊。" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "先不要着急啊,鸡还剩下多少只啊。" }, { "from": "小卉", "value": "加上小红,还有三百五十一只。" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "额全要了,每只二十文咋样?" }, { "from": "老罗", "value": "掌柜的,俺给你磕头了。" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "掌柜的,你可千万别冲动,钱不是问题,可是鸡养哪儿啊?" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "对啊大姐,三百多只呐,每天光是饲料就得好几十斤呢。" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "还有鸡屎,起码得这么厚。那你说怎么办,都没法过人了。" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "是啊。" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "展堂,展堂。" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "这会儿想起我来了。你看看一个个哭鸡尿嚎的,你看看。别别别,我不管,以后省得赖我。" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "刚才你说的那个什么争霸赛呀?" }, { "from": "邢捕头", "value": "什么争霸赛?" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "什么王争霸赛。" }, { "from": "邢捕头", "value": "什么王嘛?" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "鸡王争霸赛。对,我们搞一个鸡王争霸赛。" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "鸡王争霸赛?" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "我的意思啊,就是咱想个办法,把全镇的老百姓全部忽悠起来,让他们买老罗的鸡," }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "那你让人家买人家就买啊?" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "那当然了,想参加比赛,首先先买老罗一只鸡。比赛结束以后,赢了,有丰厚奖品,输了,还能落下一只鸡,这也不吃亏呀,对不对,捕头。" }, { "from": "邢捕头", "value": "好,主意倒是不错。斗鸡是犯法的呦。" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "谁说要斗鸡呀,咱可以给鸡选美呀。根据鸡的毛色,身材,仪态,歌喉。" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "歌喉?" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "就是比打鸣。选出一个最棒的。" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "封个鸡圣,不是那个什么圣,老白。" }, { "from": "邢捕头", "value": "那个什么圣啊?" }, { "from": "邢捕头", "value": "啊,那个什么圣呗。" }, { "from": "邢捕头", "value": "怎么你们经常说话,我老是听不懂呢。每次都说到老白,我很费解,这个事情。" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "听不懂就算了,你觉得这办法好不好?" }, { "from": "邢捕头", "value": "还是问掌柜的。" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "可以试试啊。但是时间好象不多了啊。" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "如果大家信得过我的话,本次活动由我负责策划,诸位的意见呢?" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "就你了。" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "哎呀妈呀,突然间成了大型活动策划人了,拉赞助去。" } ] }, { "id": "episode_13_chunk_18", "conversations": [ { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "老白,老白,这是西街胭脂铺提供的奖品,你记一下。" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "拿回去,跟他说,咱这是大赛。不是小孩过家家,消失。" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "汉源斋的韦掌柜让我问你,文房四宝两套够不够,都是最好的。" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "够了够了,但是呢只能有一个鸣谢,如果想在现场立广告牌的话,起码再加三套,立刻消失。" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "郝掌柜问,能不能让他独家赞助?" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "那看他出多少两银子了,少于二十两,想都别想。" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "二十两。" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "马上消失。" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "那个钱掌柜让我问你,独家冠名权咋卖?" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "让他跟郝掌柜商量,谁出的价高,冠名权就归谁。立刻马上从我眼前消失。" }, { "from": "邢捕头", "value": "老白。" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "消失。呀,老刑啊。" }, { "from": "邢捕头", "value": "知道我给你带啥来了吗?" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "啥呀?" }, { "from": "邢捕头", "value": "金鸡报晓,一鸣惊人。" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "这谁的字啊?" }, { "from": "邢捕头", "value": "娄知县。" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "太漂亮了这字啊。你看看,这撇,这捺。这字念鸡啊,还念杂呀?" }, { "from": "邢捕头", "value": "不许亵渎。知足吧你,娄知县听说这件事儿,说你们善心可嘉,要大力支持。连夜派人打过招呼了。否则那些赞助你哪那么好拉啊?" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "我说呢。" }, { "from": "老罗", "value": "俺的娘诶。这事儿连知县都惊动了?" }, { "from": "邢捕头", "value": "啊,放心吧,只要把这些鸡都处理掉。爱咋整咋整,走啦。" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "慢走啊老刑。" }, { "from": "老罗", "value": "这都一上午了,这个。" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "你着啥急啊,那不得先招商,然后再解决鸡的问题吗?" }, { "from": "老罗", "value": "我是能坚持啊,那鸡受不了啊。那么多鸡,在那个笼子里憋着呐。" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "那就,开始报名。等会儿,等会儿,干嘛干嘛,砸场子啊?" }, { "from": "刘掌柜", "value": "买鸡的哪交钱啊。" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "赶紧的卖鸡啊,愣着干啥呢。都来了,快点儿。" }, { "from": "老罗", "value": "卖鸡啊。" } ] }, { "id": "episode_13_chunk_19", "conversations": [ { "from": "白展堂", "value": "太可怕了,还不到半个时辰,三百多只鸡销售一空,鸡王争霸,这点子,金点子,谁想出来的?" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "而且啊,全是按原价卖出去的。" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "老罗,想着给我提成啊。" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "早知道这样儿,咱不如按五十文卖呢。" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "五十文,别逗啦,你出去看看,黑市都炒到八十文一只啦。" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "还有黑市呢?" }, { "from": "老罗", "value": "不是我卖的啊,跟我没关系。" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "跟你是没啥关系,咱们现在奖品总价值已经超过了三十两,再加上娄知县这个亲笔题词儿,再加上咱这儿三天免费住宿,谁不想要啊,谁不想要啊?" }, { "from": "莫小贝", "value": "早知道这样,我也弄一只去了。" }, { "from": "小卉", "value": "哎,我把这只鸡给你得了。" }, { "from": "莫小贝", "value": "为为什么?" }, { "from": "小卉", "value": "拿着吧,只要能让它参加比赛,我就很开心了。" }, { "from": "莫小贝", "value": "那你自己为什么不参加比赛。" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "大会规定,她是卖鸡的,没资格参赛。" }, { "from": "莫小贝", "value": "好,那我就先抱着,回头等它赢了,咱俩对半劈。" }, { "from": "小卉", "value": "行。" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "趁这时候啊,我说两句啊。明儿就要开赛了,你们呢,有什么话赶紧对策划人说。省得互相推卸责任。" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "汉源斋的韦掌柜叫我打个招呼,他那只鸡,帮忙照顾一下。" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "鸡在他家,咱咋照顾呀。" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "你就甭管了,我有分寸,还有谁?" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "什么分寸嘛?" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "还有胭脂铺的柳掌柜,也是这个意思。" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "啥意思嘛?" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "那个,当铺的钱掌柜啊,也让我帮他跟你打个招呼。" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "你放心,只要给过赞助的,甭管多少,兄弟心里有数。" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "有数?有什么数嘛。你说的话额现在咋听不懂了呢。" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "大赛的事儿,由我来负责,你呢,把店里的事儿料理好就行了啊。" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "啥意思嘛?" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "那个,扯块白布,搭个台子,做块牌子开干。" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "这个活动是额发起滴,凭啥不让额管嘛。还敢威胁人?你们在搞什么歪门邪道吗?" } ] }, { "id": "episode_13_chunk_20", "conversations": [ { "from": "白展堂", "value": "各位来宾。" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "各位百姓。" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "大家中午好。" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "欢迎大家来到同福客栈,参加第一届鸡王争霸赛。" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "浩瀚苍穹,孕育了我们的历史与文明。" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "岁月如梭,造就了我们的勤劳和善良。" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "在这片晴朗的天空下,我们吟咏歌唱。" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "在这片辽阔的土地上,我们自由翱翔。" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "下面有请这次大赛的特邀嘉宾刑捕头致词,再次鼓掌。" }, { "from": "邢捕头", "value": "首先声明啊,我是替娄知县来发言的。他因为公务繁忙,不能及时赶到现场,所以委托我,并通过我,向组委会致以由衷的歉意,鼓掌啊。并在这里预祝每一位,不对,是每一只。严肃点严肃点。每位选手取得佳绩。希望大家在比赛中,赛出风格,赛出水平,最重要的是,赛出风度。不要随地大小便啊,否则现场不好清理呦。" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "还是老刑知道疼人哦。" }, { "from": "邢捕头", "value": "别婆婆妈妈的,敢在比赛斗殴,或试图斗殴者杀无赦。我说的是鸡哦。" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "给老刑鼓掌。" }, { "from": "邢捕头", "value": "我宣布第一届鸡王争霸赛现在开始。" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "首先有请一号鸡上场。一号鸡由西街胭脂铺柳掌柜选送。" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "有请一好鸡。" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "有请。" }, { "from": "柳掌柜", "value": "哎来了。去吧去吧。你到是去呀。" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "一号鸡有点儿打蔫。" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "下面有请二号鸡,二号鸡由东街刘掌柜选送。二号鸡有请。" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "有请。" }, { "from": "刘掌柜", "value": "来了,这呢嘿。看咱这鸡,这鸡冠子,这皮毛。" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "我看看这尾巴,妈呀咋拉屎了呢?" }, { "from": "五号客串", "value": "看我这只,看我这只。" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "现在上场的是三号鸡选手。" }, { "from": "五号客串", "value": "看这眼神,看着毛色,看这派头。" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "下蛋了。" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "再这么折腾得到明天了,让所有鸡都上场。" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "这可是你说的啊。有请所有参赛选手上场。" } ] }, { "id": "episode_13_chunk_21", "conversations": [ { "from": "白展堂", "value": "差不多得了,还有完没完了,那鸡也不是我扔到台上的。" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "你在组织这次比赛之前,就应该考虑到这一点的。" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "就是。" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "大哥,我以前才参加的比赛都是人,我哪知道鸡那么不听话呀。" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "现在可好,初赛都这样,我看你复赛怎么办。" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "怎么办?" }, { "from": "老罗", "value": "那不会把鸡再退给我吧。" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "不可能,这事你甭管了,带着姑娘回家吧。" }, { "from": "老罗", "value": "谢谢,谢谢。" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "他是撤了,咱以后还得受罪呢。" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "要我说啊,实在不行,咱把初赛的门坎定高点儿。" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "你啥意思啊?" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "鸡体重低于两斤的淘汰,尾巴短一寸的淘汰。爪子不干净的淘汰。" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "就按大嘴说的办,先淘汰一批再说。" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "哎哎,万一把韦掌柜的那只淘汰了咋办呢?" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "还有柳掌柜那只,人家可是掏了钱的呀。" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "你说钱掌柜那只,看着就面黄肌瘦的,铁定不行啊。" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "凡是赞助商的鸡,直接进入决赛,这总行了吧?掌柜的没意见吧?" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "掌柜的问你话呢。" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "妈呀坏了,还点着穴了,忘了。葵花解穴手。" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "谁让你点穴,鸡都在额头上拉屎了额都不能动。" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "那你站那么长时间,我不点穴你能站得住吗?刚才那主意行不行啊?" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "不行,不公平的事情咱不能做。这要让参赛的知道了,还不跟咱急啊?" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "这啥呀?这啥,看看。" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "第一届鸡王争霸赛比赛规则,咋了?" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "这还有小字儿。" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "本次大赛最终解释权归主办方所有。" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "知道啥叫最终解释权不?" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "不知道。" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "不知道就别跟着凑热闹。秀才,拿纸笔,咱们把淘汰规则制定一下。" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "大嘴放这边。" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "第一,体重不能少于八斤。" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "八斤,那不成鹅咧?" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "你不把门坎定高点儿,你淘汰谁去。第二,尾巴毛不能短于五寸。" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "你说的那是野鸡。" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "爪子不能少于四只。是鸡啊。" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "废话。" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "那就改,爪子不能短于四寸。" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "四寸那不成鹰了吗?你就折腾吧你。等你闹出什么乱子来,鬼才来给你收拾。" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "接着写啊,飞行高度不能低于三丈。" } ] }, { "id": "episode_13_chunk_22", "conversations": [ { "from": "白展堂", "value": "来了来了来了。门还要呢,门还要呢。" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "开门,开门。" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "干啥呀?" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "你说干什么呀?你说干什么呀?" }, { "from": "刘掌柜", "value": "干什么,这事儿得问你啊,买鸡的时候说的好好的,怎么突然一下翻脸啦。" }, { "from": "五号客串", "value": "你们这不蒙人呢吗?" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "静一静,静一静。看看这是啥,看看。" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "什么呀,这是?" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "本次大赛的最终解释权归主办方所有。知道啥意思吗?知道吧?" }, { "from": "小谢", "value": "好小子,跟我们耍赖怎么着?" }, { "from": "四号客串", "value": "我们应该到衙门高你去。" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "静一静,静一静。我知道,你们的心情我能理解,可这是规定,我也没有办法呀,是不是?" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "没办法,退钱呗。" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "我有一个好消息忘了告诉大家,每个人都有奖,但奖品不多,每个人一个鸡蛋。" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "这就把我们给蒙了?" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "还有,每人一块奖牌,这是本次大赛组委会特别定制的喔,小刘这只鸡最佳新鸡奖。小赵这只鸡,最佳美腿奖。小谢这只鸡,最佳生蛋奖。" }, { "from": "小谢", "value": "公的。" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "最佳打鸣奖。你这只,最佳黑鸡奖,你看人多白。你这只最佳白鸡奖,人也不黑嘛。你这只最佳公鸡奖,公鸡给你,最佳母鸡奖。鼓掌,哈哈,多好啊,好啊,都有奖了,都回去吧,回去享受去了,回去亲去。" } ] }, { "id": "episode_13_chunk_23", "conversations": [ { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "明天就是决赛了,你到底打算怎么弄吗?" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "就这么弄吧,反正也没剩几只鸡了,都是自己人的,明天随便比一场,比完就颁奖。" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "那要得不上奖咋办呐?" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "得不上奖就算他运气不好," }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "柳掌柜少花钱了?人家连镇铺之宝都拿出来了呀。" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "人家钱掌柜可是咱老主顾啊。人家还说了,如果这把得不上奖,人家以后就不来了。" }, { "from": "莫小贝", "value": "他爱来不来,咱们又不缺他一个客人。" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "好咧。本来挺好的一件事情,活活让你们给弄恶心了。" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "怎么就恶心了,都是熟人,给点儿面子吧。" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "面子面子面子,他们要的是面子,可他们丢掉的,恰恰也是面子。你问问他们,这些奖品他们真的需要吗?他们缺这俩个钱吗?为了这个可有可无的比赛,至于吗?起来,参加比赛,靠的是实力,而不是面子。麻烦转告他们,既然敢比就不要怕输,靠这种卑劣的手段,即使赢了,心里能舒服吗?这种奖品,拿回去有意义吗?这种虚招子,骗得了别人骗得了自己吗?还有你们,都好好的想一想。" } ] }, { "id": "episode_13_chunk_24", "conversations": [ { "from": "白展堂", "value": "经过这两天的停赛,大会组委会决定,重新开赛,由于呢,参赛的绝大部分是公鸡啊,那我们就比打鸣,在规定时间内。谁打的响谁就赢,比赛开始。人叫不等于鸡叫啊。我宣布,第一届鸡王争霸赛的冠军得主是,激动人心的时刻到了。" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "是啊,是啊,别说大家了,就连我也激动得热泪有些盈眶。" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "我的心潮也有些澎湃了,还是你来吧。" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "好吧。" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "女士优先。" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "本届冠军是同福客栈莫小贝选送的小红。" }, { "from": "莫小贝", "value": "小红,小红。" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "给大家说两句吧。" }, { "from": "莫小贝", "value": "感谢我的爸爸;感谢我的妈妈;感谢我的嫂子;以及我死去的哥哥。谢谢大家。但是我更要感谢的是,对本次大赛的赞助商,感谢赵钱孙李四位财主,以及周吴郑王,四位掌柜的。当然,我还要感谢所有输给我的倒霉对手。以及你们的笨蛋公鸡,哎,你们不要气馁啊,相信自己,还有下一次吗?" }, { "from": "老罗", "value": "掌柜的,掌柜的。" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "怎么没回家呢?" }, { "from": "老罗", "value": "我回了,回了。我又从家里啊,弄了三百只鸡。这不小卉,小卉在那儿看着呢。" }, { "from": "老罗", "value": "干啥呀?" }, { "from": "老罗", "value": "干啥,准备第二届鸡王争霸啊。掌柜的,啥时候搞第二届呀?掌柜的?" } ] }, { "id": "episode_14_chunk_4", "conversations": [ { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "哎呀,你们先喝点酒嘛。大嘴出去找鸡了。" }, { "from": "邢捕头", "value": "时间过的真快呀,一转眼就是两年啦,我说话你能不能上点心啊,小六子。" }, { "from": "燕小六", "value": "你说嘛。" }, { "from": "邢捕头", "value": "我,算了。就你这智商,看书吧,看书。" }, { "from": "燕小六", "value": "师傅,您是不是又嫌我笨了?" }, { "from": "邢捕头", "value": "没有啊。" }, { "from": "燕小六", "value": "那您为嘛说话就说一半?你又怕我听不明白吧。" }, { "from": "邢捕头", "value": "不不不,为师的意思是说,两年前,我和你一样,也是个普普通通的小捕快,人要奋斗,要进取啊。" }, { "from": "燕小六", "value": "师父,您也当过捕快?" }, { "from": "邢捕头", "value": "废话,不当捕快怎么当捕头啊。" }, { "from": "燕小六", "value": "师父,那您当年是怎么当上捕头的?" }, { "from": "邢捕头", "value": "两年前,我亲手逮了一个,人称盗神的江洋大盗。" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "哎呀你拉倒吧你,还你逮的,当时吓得腿都走不动了。" }, { "from": "邢捕头", "value": "我我我腿软。" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "啊?刑捕头你还有这一出呢。" }, { "from": "邢捕头", "value": "我我当时那是激动的,是兴奋,你想啊,这么凶残的罪犯,头一次见到,能不激动兴奋吗?" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "小贝,出来吃饭吧。咋凶残了?你来的时候,他已经被额炸晕了。" }, { "from": "莫小贝", "value": "什么被你炸晕的?是被我打晕的好不好。" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "行了行了,你们娘俩啊,什么玩意儿,那要不是被我点了穴,你们能动他?" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "哎,老刑啊,自打那次以后,就再也没破过什么大案吧?" }, { "from": "燕小六", "value": "你不许侮辱我师父。" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "谁侮辱他了?不信你问他。" }, { "from": "燕小六", "value": "师父。" }, { "from": "邢捕头", "value": "我那是没有机会。再说了,在我管辖的范围内,谁敢乱来,谁敢乱来。" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "吃饭呢。" }, { "from": "邢捕头", "value": "看见没有,看见没有。这叫防范于未然。" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "完了完了完了,我那鸡肯定是让人给偷啦。" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "啊偷了?" }, { "from": "邢捕头", "value": "敢在我眼皮子底下偷鸡摸狗还有没有王法了?啊,你放心,这件事情儿。" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "包在我身上了。" }, { "from": "邢捕头", "value": "你什么意思?" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "我的意思是说,我一定协助你把这个小偷给逮住。" }, { "from": "邢捕头", "value": "好,很好,那就分头行动。" }, { "from": "邢捕头", "value": "行动啥呀?" }, { "from": "邢捕头", "value": "协助调查,赶紧走吧。" }, { "from": "燕小六", "value": "师傅,咱们终于遇到大案子了。" }, { "from": "邢捕头", "value": "两年了,这把宝刀也该出鞘了。他是嫌疑犯,记住了。看为师如何破案,走。" } ] }, { "id": "episode_14_chunk_5", "conversations": [ { "from": "邢捕头", "value": "这是个惯犯,而且武功很高。" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "你是怎么看出来的?" }, { "from": "邢捕头", "value": "请注意这里。" }, { "from": "邢捕头", "value": "啥呀?" }, { "from": "邢捕头", "value": "鸡屎。" }, { "from": "邢捕头", "value": "我们知道啊。" }, { "from": "邢捕头", "value": "你们知道?你们不知道。一只鸡,一只骄傲的公鸡,怎么可能在正常的情况下,拉出一二三四五六七八九,这么多屎来,换句话说,它一定是受到了大手印,或者朱砂掌之类的重击,才会情急无奈,大小便失禁。" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "您接着说。" }, { "from": "邢捕头", "value": "还有,请注意这根毛,软的。" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "废话,鸡毛不软,还是硬的呀?" }, { "from": "邢捕头", "value": "这根特别软,你摸摸。" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "软滴很,这能说明啥问题嘛?" }, { "from": "邢捕头", "value": "这说明它在掉毛以前,一定是受了很严重的内伤,据我所知有一种武功叫七伤拳,打中树之后,七天之内,从根到叶全部枯萎,与这个情况,惊人的相似。快结案了。" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "照你这么说,金毛狮王再现江湖。" }, { "from": "邢捕头", "value": "很有这个可能。" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "哎呀,那他老人家拼着老命重出江湖,就为了偷只鸡呀?" }, { "from": "邢捕头", "value": "我也没说一定是他干的。再说了会七伤拳也不光是他一个人。" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "那还有谁会啊?" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "崆峒派,那是他们的看家本事。" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "崆峒派我熟,离这儿两千多里地呢,为了只鸡真不容易啊。" }, { "from": "燕小六", "value": "废话,谁会在自己家门口偷东西啊,兔子还不吃窝边草呢,是吧师父?" }, { "from": "邢捕头", "value": "孺子可教呀。" }, { "from": "燕小六", "value": "谢谢师父,那我回去马上收拾收拾。" }, { "from": "邢捕头", "value": "收拾啥呀?" }, { "from": "燕小六", "value": "收拾被卧,准备长途奔袭崆峒派。" }, { "from": "邢捕头", "value": "伙计,快出徒了,出发。" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "慢走啊,二位不送了啊。" }, { "from": "邢捕头", "value": "什么动静?" }, { "from": "邢捕头", "value": "哪呢?" }, { "from": "邢捕头", "value": "在这儿。哪里跑,我跟你拼了," }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "小刑这两年胆儿见长啊。" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "他就喜欢小题大做。" }, { "from": "燕小六", "value": "不许说我师父," }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "说你怎么啦。" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "哎呀,额滴锅碗瓢盆呀。" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "怎么啦?怎么啦?" }, { "from": "邢捕头", "value": "耗子,耗子,耗子。" }, { "from": "邢捕头", "value": "哈哈,哈哈。" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "一只耗子把你吓成这个样子。" }, { "from": "邢捕头", "value": "好了,马上全部都跟我到大堂去。全部去一个不能少啊。小六子,做笔录。嫌疑犯呢,吕秀才你第一个。" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "我啊。" } ] }, { "id": "episode_14_chunk_6", "conversations": [ { "from": "燕小六", "value": "姓名。" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "你不是知道吗?吕轻侯。" }, { "from": "燕小六", "value": "怎么写?" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "双口吕,轻重的轻,王侯的侯。" }, { "from": "燕小六", "value": "我只听过猕猴马猴金丝猴,这王猴是个嘛猴子?" }, { "from": "邢捕头", "value": "这你都不知道,王猴就是猴中之王,猴王。" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "不是的不是的,这个王侯。" }, { "from": "邢捕头", "value": "年龄,年龄。" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "二十四周岁。" }, { "from": "邢捕头", "value": "他说是周岁,不是虚岁。住址。" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "同福客栈后院。" }, { "from": "邢捕头", "value": "他说是后院不是前院,记上。" }, { "from": "燕小六", "value": "等会儿,岁数还没写完呢。" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "我来我来。" }, { "from": "邢捕头", "value": "坐下,这是你的事情吗?你个嫌疑犯,还有你们。你现在的事情,就是老老实实彻彻底底的交代你的犯罪事实。" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "是是是,我冤枉啊我。" }, { "from": "邢捕头", "value": "他说他冤枉啊,写上。" }, { "from": "燕小六", "value": "冤枉的冤怎么写?" }, { "from": "邢捕头", "value": "真笨啊,又丢人了。上面一个宝盖,下边,你来写。你第一次见到那只鸡是什么时候啊?" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "让我想想啊,我第一次与小红邂逅啊。" }, { "from": "邢捕头", "value": "啥是邂逅?" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "就是碰见,通常是指男女初次见面。" }, { "from": "邢捕头", "value": "亲娘咧,你还有作风问题啊?什么声音?" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "是我,嗓子坏啦,慢慢聊啊。" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "你不会真的是怀疑我吧?" }, { "from": "邢捕头", "value": "不光怀疑你,这里的每个人都有犯罪嫌疑。" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "我真的冤枉啊,今天早上鸡丢的时候,我跟李大嘴正在屋里睡觉呢。" }, { "from": "邢捕头", "value": "真的?" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "真的。" }, { "from": "邢捕头", "value": "李大嘴。" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "来了来了来了来了。" }, { "from": "邢捕头", "value": "我问你,你不要说话。那只鸡丢了的时候你在哪里?" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "在院里呢。" }, { "from": "邢捕头", "value": "哈哈哈哈。记住,他掉凳了。一个说在屋里,一个说在院里,你们到底是怎么回事啊?" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "我跟你说不清楚。" }, { "from": "邢捕头", "value": "说不清楚,那就跟我走一趟吧。结案了。" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "别别别,我说,我说还不行吗?今天早上,大清早天刚蒙蒙亮,我就听见一声。哎,就这个声音。" }, { "from": "莫小贝", "value": "不用找了不用找了,鸡回来啦。" }, { "from": "莫小贝", "value": "啊?" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "怎么回来的?" }, { "from": "莫小贝", "value": "就从房顶上飞下来的。" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "飞下来的。" }, { "from": "莫小贝", "value": "就在外面连飞带扑腾,鸡毛洒了一地。" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "哎哎哎,这案子还审不审了?" }, { "from": "邢捕头", "value": "这有可能是个错案,亲娘咧,影响仕途啊。待我看过当事人之后。" }, { "from": "邢捕头", "value": "恩?" }, { "from": "邢捕头", "value": "啊不不,当事鸡之后,再做决定。" } ] }, { "id": "episode_14_chunk_7", "conversations": [ { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "这这不是我的小红啊。" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "真不是小红啊。它尾巴上没两根红毛啊。老板娘不信你看看。" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "我不看,你给我放回去,就为了一只鸡,纠缠了这么长时间,还让不让人开门做生意了,这一大家子靠啥吃饭呀?不就丢了一只鸡吗?还真当个案子办,光白吃就吃了多少只鸡。拿个鸡毛当令箭,吃饱了撑的吗?你吃饱了撑的吗?" }, { "from": "邢捕头", "value": "哎哎,这话我不爱听啊,鸡虽小,但是事儿大。" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "大能大到哪儿去?" }, { "from": "邢捕头", "value": "大到哪儿去,我已经充分认定,这件事情是你们家贼干的。" }, { "from": "邢捕头", "value": "家贼?" }, { "from": "邢捕头", "value": "你们想想。这只鸡明明不是你们丢的那只,却平白无故地出现在犯罪现场,这说明什么?" }, { "from": "燕小六", "value": "不知道。" }, { "from": "邢捕头", "value": "知道你当捕头了,说明有人故意放烟雾弹,他想利用这只鸡,诱使本官迅速结案,以达到他不可告人的目的。" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "什么目的?" }, { "from": "邢捕头", "value": "什么目的?那就说不清了,无非就是奸淫抢夺,杀人放火。" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "说什么呢?谁奸淫抢夺,谁杀人放火了?" }, { "from": "邢捕头", "value": "我又没说你,你急什么呀?" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "我急了吗?" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "急了你刚才是有点急。" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "刚才有点急啊。" }, { "from": "邢捕头", "value": "我问你,我给秀才录口供的时候,你上哪儿去了?" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "我嗓子疼,找大夫看病了啦。" }, { "from": "邢捕头", "value": "当时你怀里抱的什么?" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "药啊,治嗓子的药啊。" }, { "from": "邢捕头", "value": "把药拿出来看看,拦住他。" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "我药吃了,不信你闻。哈~" }, { "from": "邢捕头", "value": "亲娘咧,这什么味儿?这么难闻,什么味儿。" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "哎,是从井里散出来的。" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "我看看,我看看,小红,小红。" } ] }, { "id": "episode_14_chunk_8", "conversations": [ { "from": "邢捕头", "value": "罪犯光是杀害小红也就算了,他竟然将小红的尸体残忍的抛到井中,这个举动,显然说明他并不是为了解谗。" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "那还能为了啥嘛?" }, { "from": "邢捕头", "value": "这口井,直通地下水,地下水又直通西凉河,他把小红扔到井里,就是为了让它腐烂,产生鸡瘟,使咱们全镇的老百姓都要遭殃,他的这种丑恶行为,只能有四个字表示。" }, { "from": "邢捕头", "value": "令人发指。" }, { "from": "邢捕头", "value": "再来四个。" }, { "from": "邢捕头", "value": "丧心病狂。" }, { "from": "邢捕头", "value": "好,终于糊弄过去了。伙计们,案情到了这一步,单靠我一个人的力量,已经没办法继续调查下去了。" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "哎哎,这件事情我可以帮忙,我回家让我爹多派点人过来。" }, { "from": "邢捕头", "value": "那敢情好啊。" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "四大名捕够不够?" }, { "from": "邢捕头", "value": "够了,够了。" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "好,我回屋收拾一下,即刻上路。" }, { "from": "邢捕头", "value": "好好好。" }, { "from": "莫小贝", "value": "哎小郭姐姐。" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "哎,谁允许你回去的?" }, { "from": "邢捕头", "value": "干什么?" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "她还欠额不少银子呢。" }, { "from": "邢捕头", "value": "那是你们的事儿,快走。" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "掌柜的,快来。" } ] }, { "id": "episode_14_chunk_9", "conversations": [ { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "咋了嘛?弄的神神秘秘的。" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "掌柜的,实在对不住了。小郭要走,我也得走了。" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "为啥?" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "你想啊。她这一去把四大神捕都带回来了。到时候我逃都逃不过来了。" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "你逃啥嘛?额忘了,你是盗圣啊。" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "掌柜的,来。" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "展堂,你要干啥嘛?" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "我也没什么值钱的东西,这是我最值钱的了,它比生命都重要。" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "这是个啥嘛?" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "这是盗业同仁们为我特意制作的,天底下就这一块,业内人士是无人不知无人不晓啊。你把它收下,有什么情况你就亮牌子,一般小毛贼不敢碰你。" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "怎么贵重的东西,额咋能要吗?" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "掌柜的,你就拿着吧,能不能借我几两银子当盘缠?" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "不能。" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "把牌儿还我。怎么的,你还想黑吃黑呀?" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "你不是答应过额跟小贝的,不管发生什么事情,你都不会走的。难道你忘了吗?" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "此一时彼一时啊,我也不知道四大名捕会回来呀。" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "老刑,你也有把柄在额手里。" } ] }, { "id": "episode_14_chunk_10", "conversations": [ { "from": "邢捕头", "value": "郭女侠,那就拜托了。" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "要不要把我爹也请过来。" }, { "from": "邢捕头", "value": "那敢情好,他的盘缠不用我们报吧?" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "不用,朝廷每年都给钱。" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "你什么时候回来呀?" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "最快一个月吧。" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "怎么久啊?" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "大哥,我是用脚走的。" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "你不会买匹马去啊?" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "呵,你给我钱啊?买马,亏你想的出来。" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "小郭,你不用回去了。把行李放回去吧。大嘴准备准备,吃晚饭了。" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "吃饭,吃饭。" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "为为为什么呀?" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "因为这件事情,从头到尾,都是我干的。" } ] }, { "id": "episode_14_chunk_11", "conversations": [ { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "那你为啥对小红下毒手啊?" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "因为它烦人嘛,每天天不亮就嚎。嚎起来就没有完,额一着急一上火,就下了毒手。" }, { "from": "邢捕头", "value": "佟掌柜,委屈你了,跟我们走一趟,六儿。" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "你给我住手。" }, { "from": "邢捕头", "value": "你要干什么?" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "这只鸡是我杀的。" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "那你又为啥啊?" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "我什么也不为,它自己扑腾到井里去的。" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "那你咋不救它呢?" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "我也不知道鸡不会游泳啊。" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "不是,那……" }, { "from": "邢捕头", "value": "好了,这件事情已经水落石出了。六儿,《大明律》念念。" }, { "from": "燕小六", "value": "有了,根据《大明律》第四卷第七十九条明文规定,凡于闹市虐杀牲畜者,斩立决。" }, { "from": "邢捕头", "value": "没事吧,我看看,亲娘咧,书你一页一页的念,重念。" }, { "from": "燕小六", "value": "凡于闹市虐杀牲畜者,罚银三两。" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "哎呀我的妈呀。吓死我了。" }, { "from": "邢捕头", "value": "你以为你没事了?要么一手交钱,要么跟我们走。" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "掌柜的。掌柜的。" }, { "from": "燕小六", "value": "她咬我,师父。" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "好吧,额跟你们去。" }, { "from": "邢捕头", "value": "他犯事你凭什么去啊?" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "因为这件事情发生额们饭店里,他是额滴伙计,额知情不报,包庇罪犯。" }, { "from": "邢捕头", "value": "好,这话留到公堂说去吧,走。" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "走,额还要说个够,一桩桩一件件。包括你刑捕头,额都要说。" }, { "from": "邢捕头", "value": "我,我,我怎么了?" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "你咋啦?堂堂九品淄衣捕头,朝廷的公务人员,经常在我们饭店白吃白喝,欠债不还。" }, { "from": "邢捕头", "value": "你这这话咋说的。" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "秀才,拿帐本。" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "好。" }, { "from": "邢捕头", "value": "这这,这都是街坊邻居的,有话,商量着嘛。干嘛说翻脸就翻脸呢?" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "这不都跟你学的吗?" }, { "from": "邢捕头", "value": "我改,我改行了吧。要不这样,小红的案子,到此结束。这总行了吧。" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "不行,既然来了。说走就走吗?" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "你还要干什么。掌柜的。" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "吃完再走,今天是你上任两周年的纪念,总得庆贺庆贺吧。" }, { "from": "邢捕头", "value": "还搞这个形式主义干什么?大嘴,杀鸡。" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "还杀鸡啊?" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "杀吧杀吧。" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "我这鸡是活不成了。" }, { "from": "邢捕头", "value": "你们放心,我把前面欠的账全部都还上,行了吧,算帐,算帐,算帐。" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "哎呀,这太好了。" } ] }, { "id": "episode_14_chunk_14", "conversations": [ { "from": "邢捕头", "value": "呵呵,希望你不要后悔。" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "我从不后悔,你的刀呢?" }, { "from": "邢捕头", "value": "手中无刀,心中有刀。" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "真正的高手是手中无刀,心中也无刀。" }, { "from": "邢捕头", "value": "多说无益,出招吧。" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "石头剪子布,石头剪子布。" }, { "from": "邢捕头", "value": "你刚才不是说手中无刀心中也无刀吗?" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "我这是剪子也不是刀啊。" }, { "from": "邢捕头", "value": "亲娘咧,上当了。" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "那只鸡你就看着我们吃好了。" }, { "from": "燕小六", "value": "凭嘛,我师父出的钱,凭嘛看你们吃?" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "哎?这可是你师父说的。他要赢了就免费喝酒,俺们赢了,那只鸡就归俺们吃。" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "这账还得买,一文钱都不能少。" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "我跟你说鸡骨头我都不给你留下,我一个人给嗍了,哎呀妈呀我那只鸡。" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "节哀,节哀。" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "那我看看鸡熟了没。" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "哎呦,老刑,哎哎哎小六坐下呀。" }, { "from": "邢捕头", "value": "小六你咋了?" }, { "from": "燕小六", "value": "我吃不下。好不容易等到大案子,以为能顺藤摸瓜,钓出个大鱼来,没想到却钓出个鸡来,还落他们嘴里了。" }, { "from": "邢捕头", "value": "那你想咋样?" }, { "from": "燕小六", "value": "我就想办个大案子,问了多少遍了。" }, { "from": "邢捕头", "value": "去吧,去办去,去呀。你以为我不想办案子?你以为我愿意这样整天晃进晃出?逮谁跟谁打哈哈?整天吃吃喝喝呀?为师就是再无能,这点心气总还有吧。" }, { "from": "燕小六", "value": "那你想想办法啊?" }, { "from": "邢捕头", "value": "有啥办法?没钱可以慢慢赚,可没贼,你总不能生出个贼来吧?想当年为师跟你一样,对未来充满幻想。可世事无常,没辙呀。咱们这儿治安实在太好了,别说是贼,连个吵架的都没有啊。运气好的时候,能碰上两口子吵架,可一见到我,人家和好了。我连训一句的资格都没有啊。镇上的商户,个个遵纪守法,两年了,我连个投诉都没接过。至于卖淫嫖娼,聚众赌博,从来没听说过。" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "这不是好事吗?老刑。" }, { "from": "邢捕头", "value": "对你是好事儿,可对我呢?啊,老天爷啊,老天爷。你要是有点儿善心,就给我爷俩儿发两个贼来吧。" }, { "from": "燕小六", "value": "哪怕是偷汉子的贼也行啊。" }, { "from": "邢捕头", "value": "注意素质,啥也别说了。怪咱爷俩命苦啊,没摊着个乱地方啊。" }, { "from": "门外打更的", "value": "防贼防盗,小心火烛。" }, { "from": "燕小六", "value": "给我倒碗水,吹累了。润润嗓子。" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "累了就别吹了,赶紧睡吧。" }, { "from": "燕小六", "value": "我师父正难受呢,我怎么能自己睡呢?你听听,还哭呢。师父,师父,人让咱走呢。" }, { "from": "邢捕头", "value": "赶我们走啊,没关系,走。" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "小郭。" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "慢走,不远送啊。" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "这回走了吧。" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "好像。没有走,你又咋了?" }, { "from": "邢捕头", "value": "对不起,例行查夜。" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "拿酒来。" }, { "from": "邢捕头", "value": "真查。" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "查什么夜啊?" }, { "from": "邢捕头", "value": "查你这儿有没有生人。" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "你不是一直都在吗?哪来的什么生人呀?" }, { "from": "邢捕头", "value": "刚才在楼下,谁知道楼上有没有生人。六儿,走着。" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "刑育森,呵呵,真是个好名字啊。老白。" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "老刑。" }, { "from": "邢捕头", "value": "干什么呀?" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "坐这儿,你要抓贼呀?我们这儿也没有,你要实在闲的难受,咱就想个办法防个贼啥的," }, { "from": "邢捕头", "value": "防贼啥意思啊?" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "就是你到处走走,看看,出个规章,定个制度啥的,防患于未然呗。总比现在你们哥俩啥也不干强吧。" }, { "from": "邢捕头", "value": "老白呀。" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "就当我没说,就当我没说。" }, { "from": "邢捕头", "value": "有你的啊,六儿走。" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "他这不是恐吓我吧?" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "等等。五四三二不是,睡觉睡觉。" }, { "from": "打更的", "value": "小心火烛。" } ] }, { "id": "episode_14_chunk_15", "conversations": [ { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "你俩商量啥呢?" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "防盗八法。" }, { "from": "邢捕头", "value": "都是我琢磨出来的。" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "我给加的韵脚,画蛇添足。夜里门窗须关好。" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "说的太好了,展堂。" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "实践出真知啊。老刑啊,这么多年捕快没白当。真的。" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "夸的再狠点儿,给老刑涨点自信。" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "值钱物件随时掏。" }, { "from": "邢捕头", "value": "值钱的东西,随时掏出来看看,否则被贼偷了,都不知道啥时候偷的。" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "哎呀,知道什么是醒世恒言吗?" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "招蜂引蝶切忌搞。" }, { "from": "邢捕头", "value": "这条呢,主要是针对采花贼的。你打扮得花枝招展,那采花贼一看他就起了兴致,能不来偷吗?" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "这话要搁到宋朝,那就没西门庆啥事了。" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "未雨绸缪挖地道。" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "挖地道?" }, { "from": "邢捕头", "value": "这条可能有点儿难理解吧。是这个意思,这是防强盗,挖地道,强盗一来,咱从地道悄悄的转移了。他还抢啥抢啥?" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "哎呀,宋江那伙人没跟你生在同一个年代,那是他们命好。" }, { "from": "邢捕头", "value": "过奖过奖。" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "防盗意识不能少。" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "一个字,中。" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "河南话。" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "齐心协力省烦恼。" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "两个字犀利。" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "广东话。" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "莫与生人打交道。" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "三个字,亲娘咧。" }, { "from": "邢捕头", "value": "这个我知道,我们山东话。" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "异常情况速来报。" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "四个字哎呀妈呀。" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "啥都不说了,老刑呀。额服了you,额输了you,打从心底崇拜了you。" }, { "from": "邢捕头", "value": "我吧也就是个老猫碰着死耗子,想放水都不行啊。哈哈" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "老刑啊。这个防盗八法,打算啥时候贴出去呀?" }, { "from": "邢捕头", "value": "不急,我已经跟娄知县请示过了,他说先搞个试点,看看效果。效果好呢,就在全镇推广。效果不好呢,回头再说了。" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "怎么可能不好嘛。真是的。" }, { "from": "邢捕头", "value": "对啊,赶紧弄点儿吃的。吃完我们好忙活事儿去。" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "还用找吗?就在额这儿试了。" }, { "from": "邢捕头", "value": "好好好,都是朋友在你这儿试了。六啊,这个任务交给你了啊。" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "那你干啥呀?" }, { "from": "邢捕头", "value": "我负责指挥呀。具体事情找小六办,年轻人正好给一点儿锻炼机会啊。" }, { "from": "燕小六", "value": "师父,你放心吧。小六绝对不会给您丢脸的。" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "这孩子。" }, { "from": "邢捕头", "value": "好很好。六啊,能不能升副捕头,就看你自己的了。" }, { "from": "燕小六", "value": "嘛他?" }, { "from": "邢捕头", "value": "六啊。" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "咋一点儿眼力劲都没有呢?" }, { "from": "邢捕头", "value": "还得锻炼呀。" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "老刑,你走了。" }, { "from": "邢捕头", "value": "早饭就不在这儿吃了啊。" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "老刑,慢走啊。" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "小六啊,我们全力支持你啊。" }, { "from": "燕小六", "value": "那就赶紧开始吧。" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "好好好,从哪儿开始?" }, { "from": "燕小六", "value": "第一条是嘛?" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "夜里门窗须关好。" }, { "from": "燕小六", "value": "那就赶紧关窗户吧。" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "还没入夜呢。" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "就是啊。" }, { "from": "燕小六", "value": "本捕快说话不好使啊?" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "窗户关着呢。" }, { "from": "燕小六", "value": "关上就把它销死。" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "好。" }, { "from": "燕小六", "value": "赶紧去,我把门关上。" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "你关门干啥?额还要做生意呢。" }, { "from": "燕小六", "value": "说了门窗就是门窗。" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "这客人马上就要到了呀。" }, { "from": "燕小六", "value": "客人来了,有人会敲门的。" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "掌柜的,掌柜的,你先上去。" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "啥人吗?这是。" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "有我呢,有我呢。呦呦呦,不劳您大驾,来来我来我来。" }, { "from": "燕小六", "value": "关严了啊,好好好。哎,这窗户怎么关不死啊?" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "年头久了,现在关不上。回头再弄吧。" }, { "from": "燕小六", "value": "回头干嘛?今天的事儿今天了,拿锤子来,我给它钉死,快快快。行了,这回算行了。" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "哎,干啥呢这是。" }, { "from": "燕小六", "value": "关窗户。" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "这就你这么关窗户的吗?" }, { "from": "燕小六", "value": "把窗户钉死,贼就进不来了。" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "贼进不来,额也进不来了呀。" }, { "from": "燕小六", "value": "你平时走窗户啊?" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "额还指望它透透气吗。" }, { "from": "燕小六", "value": "这不能透气嘛。你觉得现在透气困难吗?" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "你先喝口茶好吗?你歇会儿行吗?" }, { "from": "燕小六", "value": "歇会儿不着急,哎,秀才,下一条是嘛?" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "值钱物件随时掏。" } ] }, { "id": "episode_14_chunk_16", "conversations": [ { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "干啥嘛?啥意思嘛?" }, { "from": "燕小六", "value": "请你配合我的工作,这是我师父的意思,也是娄知县的指示,请。" }, { "from": "燕小六", "value": "你快着点儿。后面还好几条呢。" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "你回过头去嘛。哎呀,这一条总算过去了吧。" }, { "from": "燕小六", "value": "开嘛玩笑,那么大的箱子,哪能随时掏啊。" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "那你说咋办嘛。" }, { "from": "燕小六", "value": "别着急啊,又没人逼你,是你自己非要抢着当试点的。" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "好好好,你说咋办,都听你的。" }, { "from": "燕小六", "value": "我师父说了,小东西,全带在身上。" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "你看看,扳指,手镯,还有耳环,簪子,全都带了。" }, { "from": "燕小六", "value": "大件儿也得带呀,比如说名人字画,古董花瓶嘛的,都带上。" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "古董花瓶你随身带给额看看。来来来你带一个呀。" }, { "from": "燕小六", "value": "别着急,话还没说完呐。我师父说了,大东西全都当了。" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "当了?" }, { "from": "燕小六", "value": "换成当票,不就随身带在身上了吗?我没说明白吗?" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "额想杀你。" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "哎?上哪去啊?" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "当铺。" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "咋的啦?没事儿吧?" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "回头再跟你细说吧,额和是造的什么孽呀。" }, { "from": "燕小六", "value": "赶紧去,回头顺便把这俩也当了,小郭开门。把门关上,关严了。秀才下一条是嘛?" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "招蜂引蝶切忌搞。" } ] }, { "id": "episode_14_chunk_17", "conversations": [ { "from": "燕小六", "value": "你过来。" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "干什么?" }, { "from": "燕小六", "value": "擦粉了吧你?" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "你鼻子还不错。" }, { "from": "燕小六", "value": "赶紧洗了去,还有这口红,胭脂,什么眼影什么,全洗喽。剩个渣都不行啊。" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "凭什么呀?" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "他在搞防盗八法啊。" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "跟我有什么关系。" }, { "from": "燕小六", "value": "你洗不洗?" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "干什么?你还想拿刀砍我啊?来来来,你往这儿砍,往这儿砍。" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "小郭小郭,人家这也是执行公务,再说又是第一次,帮就帮一把吧。" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "好,好,好吧,就当我是积德了啊。" }, { "from": "燕小六", "value": "顺便洗完再换身衣服。越素越好,最好带补丁。" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "我哪有带补丁的衣服呀?" }, { "from": "燕小六", "value": "没有就撕了再补嘛。" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "我凭什么呀?" }, { "from": "燕小六", "value": "撕。" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "不撕。" }, { "from": "燕小六", "value": "撕不撕?" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "就不撕。" }, { "from": "燕小六", "value": "你不撕我帮你撕。" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "干什么?" }, { "from": "燕小六", "value": "去补去吧。" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "排山……我回去补补就行了。" }, { "from": "燕小六", "value": "下一条。" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "未雨绸缪挖地道。" }, { "from": "燕小六", "value": "那就赶紧挖吧。" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "现在就挖呀?" }, { "from": "燕小六", "value": "我师父说啦,这种事儿赶早不赶巧。你早早做好准备,以防以后被动啊。" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "问题是你要从哪儿挖到哪儿啊?" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "就是啊。" }, { "from": "燕小六", "value": "就从后院挖到翠微山北口。你俩起来,怎么了?" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "你知道这是什么工程量吗?" }, { "from": "燕小六", "value": "你快说。" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "把西凉河所有的河工找来,也得挖上七八个月。" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "不止,七八年。" }, { "from": "燕小六", "value": "那么长?那就从这儿挖到门口。" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "啊,从这儿到门口啊。强盗在门口敲门,您从这儿一钻,直接到他们面前。" }, { "from": "燕小六", "value": "这才叫神兵天降嘛。" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "那你咋不直接给他们开门呢?" }, { "from": "燕小六", "value": "那就从后院挖到街拐角怎么样?" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "我给你拿锹去啊。" }, { "from": "燕小六", "value": "这事儿不劳你们,我来就行了。" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "不劳您动手,我们自己干,自己来。" } ] }, { "id": "episode_14_chunk_18", "conversations": [ { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "小六,平时看着不大机灵,还挺内秀啊,来来来,过来帮我搭把土。过来帮我搭把土。" }, { "from": "燕小六", "value": "干活事别说话。" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "小子还挺横。你信不信我直接撂了?" }, { "from": "燕小六", "value": "你撂一个试试。" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "我撂了怎么地?" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "撂了,咋地?" }, { "from": "燕小六", "value": "哎呀和,你信不信我。" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "咋地?" }, { "from": "燕小六", "value": "我可不客气拉,我告诉你们。" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "干啥呢这是。" }, { "from": "燕小六", "value": "他们胆敢闹罢工。" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "罢谁的工?" }, { "from": "燕小六", "value": "罢我的工。" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "你是掌柜的吗?" }, { "from": "燕小六", "value": "不是。" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "他们凭啥听你的呢?" }, { "from": "燕小六", "value": "我师父说了。" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "你师父是掌柜的吗?" }, { "from": "燕小六", "value": "不是。" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "不就得了,你先回去吧。" }, { "from": "燕小六", "value": "我不回去,这事儿还没完呐,我回去干嘛。" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "你不回去是吧?去把你师父找来。" }, { "from": "燕小六", "value": "找我师父干嘛?" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "让他看看呀,你把额们一个一个都折腾成什么样子了。" }, { "from": "燕小六", "value": "佟掌柜,我对不起你,但是这是我第一次单独执行任务,千万不能有什么岔子。你就让我在这儿吧,我求你了,我给你跪下。" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "求他们去吧。" }, { "from": "燕小六", "value": "大嘴,秀才,白大哥,郭小姐。" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "算了算了,你们接着挖吧。吸取教训,以后咱再也不招这种事儿了。" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "那挖可以,你给我整个欢快点儿的。我干着活有劲。" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "你说你整得跟哭丧似的,咱这挖地道又不是挖坟地。" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "去吧,去吧。" }, { "from": "燕小六", "value": "没问题。" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "六啊,慢点儿啊,上不来气了。妈呀,掉地道里了。" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "老白老白。" } ] }, { "id": "episode_14_chunk_19", "conversations": [ { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "坐下来。展堂也坐。" }, { "from": "燕小六", "value": "大家辛苦了啊。" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "只要你能交差,再累我们也值啦。" }, { "from": "燕小六", "value": "诸位这份心意,小六心领了啊。" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "哎呀妈呀小嘴儿甜的,行了赶紧回去睡吧。" }, { "from": "燕小六", "value": "你们也赶紧歇着去吧,后半夜还得轮流值班呐。" }, { "from": "燕小六", "value": "哎哎哎?值班?" }, { "from": "燕小六", "value": "第五条,防盗意识不能少啊。" }, { "from": "燕小六", "value": "没少啊。" }, { "from": "燕小六", "value": "所以就轮流值班。每个人睡一个时辰然后换班。" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "不用不用不用,我一个人就行了。" }, { "from": "燕小六", "value": "那可不行,单人守夜,容易走神。得大伙轮流值班。要不然怎么叫,齐心协力省烦恼呐。我已经跟打更的老齐说好了,每隔一个时辰过来敲一次门。你们必须醒着,一人给他签个名儿,明天早上我来检查。" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "好了。就按你说的办,消失。" }, { "from": "燕小六", "value": "五个签名,一个都不能少啊。" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "五个签名,打算咋办嘛。" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "随便签吧,反正小六也不认字儿。去吧,你们洗洗睡吧,不用管了。" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "照顾一下展堂。" } ] }, { "id": "episode_14_chunk_20", "conversations": [ { "from": "白展堂", "value": "来了来了。别敲了,我迟早换个铁门,我看谁能敲的响,来了。来了来了,六啊。" }, { "from": "燕小六", "value": "老白这就是你们五个人签的字啊?" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "咋了?" }, { "from": "燕小六", "value": "这字迹都差不多吗?" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "差多了,你看这个,撇是撇,捺是捺的,这个呢,故意缩成一团我拿左手写的。" }, { "from": "燕小六", "value": "恩?" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "说漏了。还没睡醒呢。刚才说的都是梦话啊。" }, { "from": "燕小六", "value": "行了,这事儿我就不追究了。" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "哎呀,还是六儿知道心疼人啊。" }, { "from": "燕小六", "value": "话还没说完呢,死罪已免,活罪难逃。" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "六儿,你啥意思啊?回来,你说明白了。" } ] }, { "id": "episode_14_chunk_21", "conversations": [ { "from": "白展堂", "value": "诸位瞧一瞧,看一看啊最新出炉的防盗八法。有病的拿回去治病,没病的拿回去发财。已婚的拿回去生娃,未婚的拿回去相亲。都看看都看看。" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "也不知道折腾到啥时候,真不该揽这件事情。" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "再坚持一下,所谓山穷水尽疑无路,柳暗花明又一村呐。" }, { "from": "燕小六", "value": "你别动你别动。你不是本镇的吧?小郭,那你为嘛跟他说话。" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "你废话,我不跟他说话,我哪知道他想吃什么呀。" }, { "from": "燕小六", "value": "莫与生人打交道,你不认字啊?" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "够了够了够了够了够了燕小六。不要怕,我说他呢。你还让不让人做生意了你。" }, { "from": "燕小六", "value": "你做你的生意,我防我的贼。井水不犯河水。" }, { "from": "邢捕头", "value": "说的好。" }, { "from": "燕小六", "value": "师父。" }, { "from": "邢捕头", "value": "六啊。这两天没什么异常情况吧。" }, { "from": "燕小六", "value": "基本上没有。" }, { "from": "邢捕头", "value": "好很好。花生不错。看来防盗八法奏效啦。可以跟娄知县说一声,推广。" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "不可以。" }, { "from": "邢捕头", "value": "为什么不可以?" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "这两天你知道把额们都折腾成什么样了吗?" }, { "from": "邢捕头", "value": "六啊。" }, { "from": "燕小六", "value": "我都是按照您的意思做的。" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "哎哎,这窗户,好好的吧。为啥都给钉上?" }, { "from": "邢捕头", "value": "这个我可没让他钉啊。" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "地道总是你让挖的吧。" }, { "from": "邢捕头", "value": "对啊,为了防强盗呀。" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "好了,地道一挖通,强盗直接从门口进我们后院。连门都不用敲了现在。" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "还有那么莫与生人打交道。拜托你呀,我们是开店的。不跟生人说话,我们喝西北风啊。" }, { "from": "邢捕头", "value": "郭姑娘我们也是没办法,没有贼你让我们咋办?" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "老刑,咱防贼的初衷是为了百姓,不是为了你个人的政绩吧。" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "整天不干正事儿,整那些虚招子有什么用啊?" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "额觉得呀,老刑对于一个捕快来讲,你完成了多少任务,抓了多少贼,并不重要,重要的是,你保护的那一方百姓是否安居乐业。百姓好,才是真的好啊,对不对呀?" }, { "from": "邢捕头", "value": "发人深省,令人深思啊。" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "哎呀妈呀,我终于把那地道挖通啦。咋,咋地了?" }, { "from": "燕小六", "value": "麻烦你再把那地道堵上吧。" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "你说啥玩意儿?" }, { "from": "燕小六", "value": "堵上。" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "我跟你拼了。" }, { "from": "邢捕头", "value": "好,地道我们爷俩堵,好不好?你们还有什么要求说吧。" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "还有额的这个当票,马上你给我赎回来。" }, { "from": "邢捕头", "value": "好,赎回来。" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "还有这些窗户上的扳子,你都给我拆了啊。" }, { "from": "邢捕头", "value": "好拆拆拆。" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "还有我这件衣服都让他撕烂了。" }, { "from": "邢捕头", "value": "六啊,你怎么能干这种事儿啊?" }, { "from": "燕小六", "value": "师父,她太漂亮了。不撕不行啊。" }, { "from": "邢捕头", "value": "我打死你个不要脸的。" }, { "from": "燕小六", "value": "不是师父,她太白了。她太漂亮了。" }, { "from": "邢捕头", "value": "她太漂亮了,我打死你个不要脸的小畜生。" }, { "from": "邢捕头", "value": "哈哈。" }, { "from": "邢捕头", "value": "回来站住。" } ] }, { "id": "episode_15_chunk_1", "conversations": [ { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "我知道,这是盗圣的玉牌" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "这是盗业同仁们为我专门制作的,天底下就这么一块,以后你遇到什么情况,就亮牌子,一般的小毛贼不敢碰你" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "这么贵重的东西,我咋能要吗" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "掌柜的,你就拿着吧,啊" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "展堂" } ] }, { "id": "episode_15_chunk_2", "conversations": [ { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "这要是真的该有多好啊,展堂,你放心,我一定会把这块玉牌照顾好的" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "哎呀,掌柜的,这破活没法干了" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "咋回事臭死了" } ] }, { "id": "episode_15_chunk_3", "conversations": [ { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "哎,邢捕头" }, { "from": "邢捕头", "value": "快拿走,拿走拿走。在外面熏了一上午了,心想到你这儿能喘口气儿,没想到更臭" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "啊?外面也那么臭啊" }, { "from": "邢捕头", "value": "臭啊,那臭的就剩一个字了" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "什么字?" }, { "from": "邢捕头", "value": "臭啊。东至左家庄,西至西凉河,那臭的是满山遍野,铺天盖地" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "那他为什么那么臭呢?" }, { "from": "邢捕头", "value": "前些日子下雨,翠微山塌方了,山上的泥石流把河道给堵了,河道一堵不要紧,沿岸几个镇的下水道全堵了" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "啊?那他得堵到什么时候啊?" }, { "from": "邢捕头", "value": "那就说不准了,想疏通得有钱" }, { "from": "邢捕头", "value": "什么东西那么臭啊" }, { "from": "邢捕头", "value": "是他" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "客官你是打尖还是住店" }, { "from": "雷老五", "value": "我洗澡" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "澡堂子在东街呢" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "我这就给您烧水去啊" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "啥东西吗,这么臭" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "冷的很,好像天要下雨了" }, { "from": "雷老五", "value": "盗圣?竟然是个女的?" } ] }, { "id": "episode_15_chunk_4", "conversations": [ { "from": "白展堂", "value": "奇怪,太奇怪了。这些都是西汉的古物,市面上从来就没有出现过,咱别的不说啊,就说这颗珠子,就能换十个同福客栈" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "啊,我发达了" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "你不是想独吞吧你啊" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "你还我,这颗珠子你还我,放心吧,东西我一件不留,全部都交给掌柜的" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "那就谢谢了" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "哎哎哎,我话还没说完呢,东西给你,自由还我" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "那是不可能的" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "为什么?" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "店规第二十三条规定,不许私收小费,和珠宝" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "有这条吗" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "咱没有,我刚规定的你还站这干啥,还不招呼客人去" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "为什么是我啊" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "外面来了色鬼,我怕小郭有麻烦,我心疼小郭" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "唉呦,我谢谢您了" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "真的,我刚一下楼,他就盯着我,这样看,这样看" } ] }, { "id": "episode_15_chunk_5", "conversations": [ { "from": "白展堂", "value": "水正好热乎的,洗吧,有事儿叫我啊" }, { "from": "雷老五", "value": "你等会" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "我们这儿没有搓背业务" }, { "from": "雷老五", "value": "谁让你搓背啊,我是想跟你打听点事" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "打听啥事啊,不能洗完了再说啊" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "你这啥意思啊,哪弄得?" }, { "from": "雷老五", "value": "你们掌柜的是哪人啊?" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "陕西,汉中" }, { "from": "雷老五", "value": "平时跑多少路?" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "跑路?" }, { "from": "雷老五", "value": "练轻功的不跑路怎么行" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "谁告诉你她会轻功啊,就她那两下子,我还不知道" }, { "from": "雷老五", "value": "我明白了,看来,你并不知道她的底细啊" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "啥底细?" }, { "from": "雷老五", "value": "你呀,还是不知道的好,否则有杀身之祸" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "我就觉得她有点不太对劲,她不会是六扇门的人吧" }, { "from": "雷老五", "value": "不会吧我得赶紧走。咳,你瞧我这脑子,再厉害的老鼠,它也变不成猫啊" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "呵呵呵,对对对,我在给您弄点热水去啊" }, { "from": "雷老五", "value": "等一会,最后一个问题" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "你说" }, { "from": "雷老五", "value": "你们这,不是黑店吧" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "这哪儿都亮堂堂的,灯火辉煌的,咋能是黑店呢" }, { "from": "雷老五", "value": "行了,那你去吧。哎,把门给我关上" }, { "from": "雷老五", "value": "黑店也无所谓,兄弟玩的就是黑吃黑啊" } ] }, { "id": "episode_15_chunk_6", "conversations": [ { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "我的玉牌呢?" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "这件事要是让展堂知道了,我可咋向他交代啊。展堂,我一不小心,把你最宝贵的东西给弄丢了。展堂,你不要走,不要走不行,我一定要把这件事情给遮过去。" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "这个不行" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "这个不行" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "这个,要是再大点就好了" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "这咋有这么大的一个洞有贼" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "来人呐,有贼!来人呐!" } ] }, { "id": "episode_15_chunk_7", "conversations": [ { "from": "白展堂", "value": "洞倒不大,但是个高手,绝顶高手" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "比你还高呢?" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "那得分什么情况,像这个,应该是个盗墓的" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "为什么呀?" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "这么大的洞,一般人能钻的进来吗?" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "那我去试试" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "你看着" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "哎呀,我的头,我的头" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "快点儿快点儿" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "脑袋大的洞,那个贼是怎么钻进去的" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "缩骨大法,盗墓的,从小就练这个" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "那包东西,八成也是他从古墓里面盗出来得" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "对,而且是从死尸身上扒下来的" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "嗯" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "你没丢什么吧?" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "没有,绝对没有" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "那就奇怪了,你说这个贼费心巴力地掏那个洞,他为了什么" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "变态" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "变就变嘛,反正啥也没有丢,就这么算了吧" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "掌柜的" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "真的,这些东西不都在这儿嘛还有你的玉牌,没有丢" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "拿来给我看看" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "这么贵重的东西,看坏了算谁的" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "你拿来。" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "这是我的玉牌吗?" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "你们饿了吧,晚饭还没有吃,给你们作去啊" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "你做?" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "我让大嘴做去" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "佟湘玉" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "我也不知道,对不起嘛" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "那可是我最宝贵的东西啊" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "你笑啥?你也是,什么人都往店里领啊" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "是我领进来的吗?再说了,你不是号称贼祖宗的嘛,你贼祖宗你还怕贼偷啊" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "不怕贼偷我还不怕贼惦记啊。你也是,你戴着玉牌嘚瑟啥呀你,让贼偷了事小,万一让邢捕头发现了怎么办?杀只鸡他都能查的人仰马翻,这个玉牌,他还不将你满门抄斩啊,他!" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "放心吧,东西是我弄丢的,我负责找回来" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "人都走了,你上哪儿找去啊你" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "这就不用你管,我们龙门镖局的名声,不是靠讨饭讨回来的" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "我换衣服,你来干啥" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "我干啥?我给你堵洞去我" } ] }, { "id": "episode_15_chunk_8", "conversations": [ { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "你在哪?你行行好,快点出来吧,你要再不出来,我就,真的喊不动了,你要多少钱你就直说,不管多少钱都行,只要你把牌子还给我,还给我,臭先生" }, { "from": "雷老五", "value": "别吵吵,我在这儿呢" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "在哪?你在哪儿呢" }, { "from": "雷老五", "value": "你脚底下" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "臭先生" }, { "from": "雷老五", "value": "别叫我臭先生,我姓雷,大名雷老五" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "老雷,你在底下干啥吗" }, { "from": "雷老五", "value": "睡觉,有光的地方我睡不着" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "你还是上来说嘛,我老蹲着,累得很" }, { "from": "雷老五", "value": "你下来" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "我咋下去嘛" }, { "from": "雷老五", "value": "门旁边柱子有个老鼠洞你看见没有" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "看见了" }, { "from": "雷老五", "value": "你就从那个洞里钻进来" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "这么小个洞,让我咋钻吗" }, { "from": "雷老五", "value": "堂堂盗圣,连缩骨法都不会呀" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "谁告诉你我是盗圣了" }, { "from": "雷老五", "value": "你不是盗圣,你戴着那块牌子干什么" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "盗圣是我的男人" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "你还在吗" }, { "from": "雷老五", "value": "你先回去吧,除了盗圣,我谁都不见" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "那好,你先休息啊,明天一早,我让他在店里等你啊" } ] }, { "id": "episode_15_chunk_9", "conversations": [ { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "这都半个多时辰了,他俩咋还不说话呢" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "根据我的经验,这就叫闷雷轰,行不动,意先动,比的就是定力呀" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "那你能看出来他俩谁赢谁孰吗" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "根据我的经验,目前雷老五略占上风" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "你咋知道" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "根据我的经验,老白的身形有点晃动" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "这咋回事" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "这个叫天雷震,听起来像打呼噜,但实际上已经在拼内力了" }, { "from": "雷老五", "value": "太不像话了!" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "哎呀,客官打尖还是住店,里边请" }, { "from": "雷老五", "value": "别废话,我知道要想拿牌子,今儿你得跟我比一场" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "是在抱歉,我已经退出江湖了,这种鸡鸣狗盗的事,你找别人啊" }, { "from": "雷老五", "value": "站住,今儿个你比也得比,不比也得比" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "嘿,这还赖上我了,为什么呀?" }, { "from": "雷老五", "value": "为什么?我得为我们盗墓业者争口气啊" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "较什么劲啊" }, { "from": "雷老五", "value": "这么多年以来,我们搞盗墓的,是起早贪黑兢兢业业,费了多少心血,出了多少汗,可到后来呢?所有的荣誉,都归了你们走飞檐的。什么盗圣盗神,什么盗王盗帅,全都是你们飞贼,轮到我们了,就没什么好的了。什么滚地龙,钻地鼠,好一点的吧,叫刨地快,这一不留神啊,会听成扑克牌" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "严肃点" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "名声对你就那么重要么" }, { "from": "雷老五", "value": "咋不重要,我们也是人呐我们需要认同我们需要嘉奖" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "哇,那你挖人家祖坟你还需要嘉奖啊" }, { "from": "雷老五", "value": "伍子胥挖过祖坟你知道吧项羽挖过祖坟你知道吧,那程咬金他就是靠挖祖坟呐发的家" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "这这两个性质能一样吗" }, { "from": "雷老五", "value": "咋不一样呢,他都是开棺见骨,因为人家成事了,就成了英雄了?" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "那你要是争口气,不也成英雄嘛" }, { "from": "雷老五", "value": "你说的轻巧,我们家呀都是挖祖坟的,我从小啊,就没学过别的,没有学过其它手艺,人家手艺精的,成名成家,入诗入画运气好一点的,还能够载入史册,名垂千古,可我呢,顶多是个名字好啊,其它啥都没有" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "你要是喜欢呐,我这称呼就给你,打明儿起,你就是盗圣" }, { "from": "雷老五", "value": "你说的轻巧,贫者不食嗟来之食" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "你想做啥呀" }, { "from": "雷老五", "value": "很简单,昨天半夜,我已经把那个玉牌,放到了衙门公堂的匾额后头,谁能拿着,就算谁赢" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "哎,好啊好啊。哎,什么时候开始啊" }, { "from": "雷老五", "value": "现在" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "哎,那是后院!" }, { "from": "雷老五", "value": "我知道,从井里挖出去,比走旱道快,咱们衙门见" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "老白" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "我先睡会儿啊" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "你不想要牌子了?" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "大白天,我上衙门偷去,我吃拧了我" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "小郭" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "放心吧,这件事,就包在我身上" } ] }, { "id": "episode_15_chunk_10", "conversations": [ { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "快看,快看为民解忧,咱们这就给娄知县换上去" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "你是说给他换匾额的时候,顺便把那个牌子拿回来" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "聪明" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "上衙门偷东西,还有没有王法了" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "那可是你的牌子呀" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "走" }, { "from": "邢捕头", "value": "哎,等会儿。为民解忧,好,这是要往哪儿送啊" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "衙门啊。老白,过来搭把手" }, { "from": "邢捕头", "value": "哎哎哎,你还是改天再送吧,衙门现在乱着呢" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "衙门怎么了?" }, { "from": "邢捕头", "value": "娄知县正在给我们开动员会" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "动员啥?" }, { "from": "邢捕头", "value": "疏通下水道的事,刚说到一半。一个大汉,噌的一声,从地底下钻上来了。这紫砂壶不错啊。" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "这么快啊" }, { "from": "邢捕头", "value": "你刚才说什么?" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "我没说什么。你刚才说到哪,噌的一声,然后呢" }, { "from": "邢捕头", "value": "你先别噌,你刚才说这么快呀,什么快呀?" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "掌柜的,邢捕头问你话呢" }, { "from": "邢捕头", "value": "这是怎么回事?" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "是这,那个大汉,是我们派出去的" }, { "from": "邢捕头", "value": "你说什么?" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "展堂,靠你了" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "那个,我们为什么派他去呢,主要是想,疏通下水道" }, { "from": "邢捕头", "value": "真的呀" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "真的" }, { "from": "邢捕头", "value": "你咋不早说呢,这是好事情,好事" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "我们主要是想啊,给你们一个惊喜" }, { "from": "邢捕头", "value": "噢,是有点惊喜,好像没有昨天那么臭了啊" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "那当然了,那雷老五是干啥的那他人呢?" }, { "from": "邢捕头", "value": "他也是,问他,他啥也不说,这不是找打嘛。亲娘的,是自己人啊,我得救人去" } ] }, { "id": "episode_15_chunk_11", "conversations": [ { "from": "雷老五", "value": "哎呀,轻点" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "喝点热水吧" }, { "from": "雷老五", "value": "不用了,姑娘,水喝多了,不好钻洞。我跟你说,你容我准备准备,明天再,再比" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "你都被打成这个模样了,你还想比啊" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "就是" }, { "from": "雷老五", "value": "我这次输啊,是输在没经验上,我平时进的地方,就跟本没人开会,轻点儿,姑娘" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "哎呀,那你还真打算一直干这行啊" }, { "from": "雷老五", "value": "我都这把年纪了,学啥啥不灵,还改啥行啊" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "那我不也改了吗?我说的是改正啊,不是改行" }, { "from": "雷老五", "value": "咱俩不一样,我要像你就好了,名气也有了,是吧,底也洗干净了,钱又不缺" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "谁说不缺,缺着呐" }, { "from": "雷老五", "value": "我不求别的,我走在街上,有人把我认出来,跟我要个签名什么的,我就知足了" }, { "from": "村民", "value": "请问" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "打烊了,打烊了" }, { "from": "村民", "value": "哎呀,不是吃饭,俺就想问你们这旮旯有个姓雷的吧" }, { "from": "雷老五", "value": "啊?" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "你找他干什么?" }, { "from": "村民", "value": "我是个轿夫,左家庄的。这不,俺听说这雷老爷啊,通下水道可是一绝啊,专程来请他来了吗。" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "你看我干啥呀,人又不找我。就这个,头破血流的这个雷老爷。" }, { "from": "村民", "value": "哎呀妈呀,眼泪哗哗的,雷老爷啊,您方便吧,方便就跟俺去一趟呗" }, { "from": "雷老五", "value": "现在啊" }, { "from": "村民", "value": "嗯呐。您不太方便吧,没关系,外头八抬大轿在正门口等您呢,我跟您说雷老爷,俺们村,锣鼓队,鞭炮队,还有开工酒,俺们庄的那老百姓张灯结彩都等着您呐,哎呀,您就去一回吧。" }, { "from": "雷老五", "value": "那,那我就" }, { "from": "雷老五", "value": "去吧,去吧" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "这是好事" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "为民排忧解难" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "行善积德" }, { "from": "雷老五", "value": "门口候着去" }, { "from": "村民", "value": "哎" }, { "from": "雷老五", "value": "各位,告辞了" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "等等,我那块牌子你不想要了?" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "这就对了,把那块匾额拿来" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "好勒" }, { "from": "雷老五", "value": "哎哎哎,这不太合适,不合适,不合适" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "你就拿着吧,这是你该得的,我要是有你这身本事,它还轮不着你呢" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "去吧去吧,过两天我们去慰劳你" }, { "from": "雷老五", "value": "啥也不说了" }, { "from": "村民", "value": "哎,我来我来,这事哪能劳烦雷老爷您呢,是不是" }, { "from": "雷老五", "value": "告辞!" }, { "from": "村民", "value": "哎呀,雷老爷来了" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "终于逃过一劫呀" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "高兴个啥,他的牌子是拿走了,你的呢,还在衙门的匾额后面呢" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "扔就扔呗,扔了它对于我来说,就等于扔了不光彩的过去" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "那可是块好玉啊" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "不值什么钱,如果要没有盗圣两个字,最多也就值个三五两银子" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "三五两银子也是钱嘛,展堂" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "不要,不要" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "你起来嘛" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "不要!说不要就不要,你要要自己拿去" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "拿就拿,我有不是光你一个伙计" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "干啥呀" } ] }, { "id": "episode_15_chunk_12", "conversations": [ { "from": "莫小贝", "value": "疼疼,哎呀" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "别闹,别动,一动就掉头发,再掉就成三毛了我跟你说" }, { "from": "莫小贝", "value": "疼疼,我不让你编了,疼死我了" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "编也是你说的,不编也是你说的,你咋那么多事" }, { "from": "莫小贝", "value": "我哪知道你手那么笨啊" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "谁手笨了啊,谁手笨了" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "咋了咋了咋了" }, { "from": "莫小贝", "value": "小郭姐姐揪我头发" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "揪得好啊" }, { "from": "莫小贝", "value": "啊?" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "吃饭去" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "掌柜的,我怎么觉得你笑里藏刀啊" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "来来来,我帮你做了一件新衣服" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "为什么呀" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "为什么?好姐妹互相送东西还需要理由吗,来看合身不合身" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "夜行服?你到底想干吗" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "展堂的那块牌子,还在公堂的匾额后头,我想让你帮我拿回来" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "你别逗了,那可是公堂" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "小郭,郭女侠" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "哎呀呀,我就是一打杂的,也不是什么女侠" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "我知道,可那是展堂第一次送东西给我,人的这一生,能有几个第一次,这也许就是命中注定吧" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "好了好了,我怕了你了还不行吗,我去我去" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "我就知道小郭最疼人" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "你先容我热个身,我准备准备,今晚就去" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "千万不要让展堂知道啊" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "为什么" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "我怕他要回去,那不就白拿了" } ] }, { "id": "episode_15_chunk_13", "conversations": [ { "from": "白展堂", "value": "指如疾风,势如闪电指如疾风,势如闪电" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "咋回事嘛,平时他早就睡了呀" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "要不明天吧" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "不行,没有听说过夜长梦多吗,你等着,我这就去把他引开,然后你趁机出门,手脚一定要轻着点啊" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "这么晚了,你咋还不睡呀" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "等等,指如疾风,势如闪电哎呀,找我有事啊" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "呃,能不能陪我到后院聊一会,我有好多话想跟你说,走走走,就两三句" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "到底是很多话呀,还是两三句呀" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "呃,都差不多嘛,走走走" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "你先进去,我拿个板凳" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "站住,葵花点穴手小毛贼啊,你谁不好偷,你偷到爷爷头上来了" }, { "from": "邢捕头", "value": "这唱得哪出啊" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "老邢,正好逮个贼,交给你了,掌柜的" }, { "from": "邢捕头", "value": "谢了,哈哈哈" }, { "from": "邢捕头", "value": "小毛贼,你终于撞在我手里呀,这" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "哎?这这这这唱得哪出啊这是。葵花解穴手" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "Hi,慢聊啊,我回去睡了" }, { "from": "邢捕头", "value": "站住,过来过来。这都什么时候了,你穿着夜行衣,想到哪里去啊" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "茅房" }, { "from": "邢捕头", "value": "茅房?哦,穿着夜行衣蒙着面上茅房?" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "对啊对啊" }, { "from": "邢捕头", "value": "OK,这是什么" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "你的脑袋" }, { "from": "邢捕头", "value": "它里边没有装水。走,跟我回衙门。" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "老邢,是我让她干的" }, { "from": "邢捕头", "value": "你呀,还有同伙是吧,太好了,那一起去衙门,走" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "老邢等等,你抓她俩可以,给个理由先" }, { "from": "邢捕头", "value": "这还不简单吗,看她这打扮先" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "我穿夜行服也犯法?" }, { "from": "邢捕头", "value": "你还蒙面先。大明律规定,宵禁之后,擅自出门者" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "他还没来得及出门呐" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "而且也不是宵禁喔" }, { "from": "邢捕头", "value": "不是那啥,是那个,烦死了,又是案子,不是你俩到底想干什么,跟我说" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "哎呀,老邢,都是我不好,我跟她打了个赌,看她穿成这个样子,你在巡街的时候,能不能被发现" }, { "from": "邢捕头", "value": "喔哈哈,明白了,那你们俩说说,能不能" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "能!" }, { "from": "邢捕头", "value": "交银子,交银子" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "交啥银子嘛" }, { "from": "邢捕头", "value": "无端扰乱公务且不停劝阻者,罚银五钱" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "我听劝,我听劝" }, { "from": "邢捕头", "value": "五钱" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "交吧,掌柜的,老邢,打个折,一钱" }, { "from": "邢捕头", "value": "三钱" }, { "from": "邢捕头", "value": "以后注意喔。教训啊,教训" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "慢走啊" }, { "from": "邢捕头", "value": "好的" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "这就叫偷鸡不成蚀把米喔" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "回屋先睡了我" } ] }, { "id": "episode_15_chunk_14", "conversations": [ { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "哎呀妈呀,掌柜的,这我自个儿给自个儿炖着吃的" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "不可能,自己能吃这么一大锅" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "我肚子大,饭量大,没辙啊。我知道错了,我再也不敢了" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "没有关系,人嘛这一辈子谁没有犯错误的时候" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "掌柜的您啥意思啊" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "多久没有看见你姑夫了呀" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "我看他干啥呀,我找骂呀" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "这叫啥话嘛,人家咋说也是长辈,又是咱本地的知县,把关系搞搞好,对大家都有好处嘛" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "我倒想搞,我哪有钱送礼" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "你没有钱,我有呀" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "哎呀妈呀,这老些。掌柜的,你这太客气了" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "这才叫礼多人不怪嘛。现在就给娄知县送过去" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "哎哎" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "顺便把展堂那快牌子拿回来" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "你说啥玩意儿?" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "就在公堂的匾额后头,顺手拿一下就行" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "掌柜的,我虽然傻,但我还不至于不要命" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "大嘴,大到吃八方的嘴" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "吃八十方我也不去,这玩意儿弄不好就掉脑袋的事" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "我知道,这可是展堂第一次送东西给我,人的这一生,能有多少个第一次,这也许就是命中注定" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "好好好行行行,我去我去行不行,但咱可说好了啊,万一我拿不回来你可别怪我" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "不可能,在咱店儿你最机灵了,大嘴出马一个顶八,八八八爸爸" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "我不喜欢!" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "八八八爸爸" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "我不喜欢" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "八八八爸爸" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "我不喜欢" } ] }, { "id": "episode_15_chunk_19", "conversations": [ { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "咋回事嘛,生个娃都该老死了,还不回" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "恐怕是回不来了" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "你说啥" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "本来就是嘛,匾额那么高,大嘴又没有轻功,他能够的着嘛" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "你又不是我,你不会明白的" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "回来了回来了" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "咋样" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "还能咋样,我大嘴都亲自出马了,还有啥好说的" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "大嘴!还有啥好说的" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "这是个啥嘛" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "我姑夫给你题的字" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "就这呀" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "还有啥呀" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "牌子我得牌子" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "哎呀,我耳朵,没事儿,吃饭吃饭你急啥呀,你不都说好了吗,我拿不会来你也不怪我吗" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "怎么会这样,怎么会这样嘛" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "你听我跟你说呀。我先直奔的衙门,人家说我姑夫不在,我就直奔他家了,我往堂上这么一坐,人家立马给我上了杯绿茶,瞧咱这面子,上的是绿茶,我跟你说,低调啊,别往外说。" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "行了行了,说正题" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "这茶我是从绿色一直喝到没色,他才出来,他一看我伶着东西,他就让我立马回去" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "为啥吗" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "怕我求他办事呗,我赶忙我就跟他说,我说这事儿跟我没关系,这是我们佟掌柜让我送来的,他一听还挺高兴,当场就写了幅字让我给你带回来" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "然后呢" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "然后我就给你带回来了呗" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "看看看看,写啥呀" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "掌柜的,没事儿" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "我就不相信,拿不回牌子,我就不活了" }, { "from": "食客", "value": "花生米" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "来了" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "小郭,写啥呀,你给我念念" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "可怜的大嘴呀" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "可怜的大嘴这咋少个字呢" } ] }, { "id": "episode_15_chunk_20", "conversations": [ { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "偷我心" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "就它啦,清风明月偷我心,佳句啊,佳句呀,清风明月偷我心" } ] }, { "id": "episode_15_chunk_21", "conversations": [ { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "这叫啥事情吗,生个娃也都该老死了,还不回" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "放心吧,他一定会回来的,哪怕人回不来,尸体也能回来" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "你再敢胡说八道,你就永远不要想回家" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "我就奇了怪了,就一块破牌子嘛,至于那么稀罕嘛" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "你又不是我,你不会明白的" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "掌柜的,回来了" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "咋样" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "有坏消息有好消息,你先听哪个" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "好的" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "这幅画是假的" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "这也能叫好消息呀" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "要和坏消息结合在一起听嘛。坏消息就是,这幅画成这样了" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "这这,这可是我借来的画呀" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "但它是假的呀,赔不了几个钱的,所以才是好消息" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "可是,为什么会成这样" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "娄知县一看这幅画就说它是假的,他说董其昌的画,都是用松油烘过的,他不散墨,你知道吧,于是他就拿了一杯茶。当然我也有责任" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "什么责任?" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "我也想看看这幅画是不是真的不散墨" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "这不是张掌柜嘛,是什么风把您给吹来了" }, { "from": "张掌柜", "value": "装什么傻啊,我那幅画呢,说好了马上还,这都多长时间了" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "我有好消息和坏消息,你想先听哪一个" }, { "from": "张掌柜", "value": "坏消息" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "你那幅画是假的" }, { "from": "张掌柜", "value": "我知道,那坏消息呢" }, { "from": "张掌柜", "value": "我这也有好消息和坏消息,你先听哪一个?" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "好的吧" }, { "from": "张掌柜", "value": "这事我就不追究了" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "那坏的呢" }, { "from": "张掌柜", "value": "但你得先赔我二十两银子" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "那可是一幅假画" }, { "from": "张掌柜", "value": "知道,要么给钱,要么还画,你自己选" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "掌柜的" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "替我打" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "好" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "这事儿算完了吧" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "不完怎么办,什么找都用尽了" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "那可不一定" } ] }, { "id": "episode_15_chunk_22", "conversations": [ { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "以为能难倒我" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "什么呀,这是" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "这么多钱,你想干吗呀" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "三十两银子,我全都换成了一文一文的散钱" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "行了行了行了" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "这就送到衙门去" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "为什么呀" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "税款喽" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "不对吧,前两天刚交过税的" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "朕无所谓,就说算错帐了,漏交的。这么多的钱,我看他们数到什么时候去" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "你不是想趁人家数钱的时候" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "正有此意跟我斗,等着我得好消息呀" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "这次能成吗,这次能成吗,这次能成吗,这次能成吗" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "成不成我是不知道啊,我只知道,再不成,她就要疯了" }, { "from": "客人", "value": "算帐" } ] }, { "id": "episode_15_chunk_23", "conversations": [ { "from": "白展堂", "value": "好了,这事儿能怪我嘛" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "咋不怪你呢,那牌子不是你的呀,掌柜的为你的牌子都快疯了" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "已经疯了" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "真有他的" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "怎么了吗?那些散钱" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "人家根本就没有数" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "那怎么入的帐呢" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "先称了一个,再称了一堆,作了个除法。三十两银子,就这么没有了" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "掌柜的" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "跟我斗" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "你不会又想出什么好办法了吧" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "办法很简单,你们这就到衙门高我去,就说我欠了你们的工钱,然后我就去辩解,辩着辩着咱们就吵了起来,吵着吵着咱们就打了起来,打的鼻青脸肿,血肉模糊,然后胳膊腿乱飞,趁这个乱劲,展堂,一举拿下" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "够了" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "不够" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "可以了" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "不可以" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "有客人" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "客人都看着呢" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "不管,你爱吃不吃" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "啥意思吗" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "我问你,那个玉牌,真的很值钱吗" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "不值钱,但它对我意义重大" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "这可是你第一次送给她的东西啊" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "人的一生很短暂的" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "有几个第一次啊" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "无数个,第一次喝酒,第一次吃肉,第一次上山,第一次下河,你要想听的话,我可以给你说三天三夜不带重样的" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "但是这一次不一样嘛" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "那哪次一样了,人这一生有太多的第一次,如果你老是沉迷于此的话,那你永远都不会向前看,永远都在回忆过去" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "可我是在克制不住嘛" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "我觉得,第一次固然珍贵,但对于你来说,最珍贵的是为第一次白白浪费掉的时间和精力" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "还有钱呢" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "前后加起来" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "五六十两呢" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "掌柜的,放下吧,只有过了第一次,才会有第二次,第三次,第一百次一千次一万次" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "真的会有第二次吗" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "会的,一定会的,而且现在就有" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "必须是最贵重的东西" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "没问题" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "还不能是哪都能买得着的" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "你放心" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "而且是对你最重要的" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "重要无比,少了它我啥也干不了" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "什么呢" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "这个鞋啊,当年少说也值十两银子,我穿了七八年破是破了点,但特别随脚,送你们吧" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "不要鞋还有鞋垫,真的,绑腿啊,腰带啊,袜子啊,都可以,千万别跟我客气" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "掌柜的,这是我第一次送鞋跟人呐,掌柜的,你不说要给我买双新鞋嘛,你怎么说话不算话呢?" } ] }, { "id": "episode_16_chunk_1", "conversations": [ { "from": "山贼", "value": "开门,开门。 再不开门,就杀进去了,一个都不乘。" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "佛前莲花开三朵。" }, { "from": "山贼", "value": "春来杨柳摘几枝。 哎呀,道上的伙计。" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "啊 是是是。哎,我们这是正宗的黑店," }, { "from": "山贼", "value": "那就巧了,我的强项就是黑吃黑,开门。" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "行了,怕成什么样了阿。这个事啊,包在我身上了,让开!" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "请问,哪位是当家的?" }, { "from": "山贼", "value": "咋了?想单挑?" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "单挑? 我一个,单挑你们一群! 接招吧!" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "是我,别怕。" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "秀才?" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "你们通知衙门,叫人来收尸吧。" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "哎呀,你流血了。" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "在哪呢?" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "这儿……" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "这不是我的血,早知道,我就不用剑了。" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "你还会使剑呢?" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "是不相瞒,再下正是神笔书生,吕落地。" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "众人惊呼,神笔书生,文才武略天下第一。" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "写什么呢?" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "拿过来,我还没写完呢。 随便看,随便看。" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "“神笔书生,文才武略天下第一”,神笔书生?我怎么没有听说过。" } ] }, { "id": "episode_16_chunk_2", "conversations": [ { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "就是我。" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "嗯?" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "写的小说。武林外传,第一卷。" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "哎? 这里面怎么还有我?" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "你是女主角啊。" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "哈哈, 你没有糟践我吧。" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "我倒是有这胆啊。" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "“白展堂面如土色,都似筛糠,只恨爹娘少生了两条腿。" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "这还不是糟践啊!" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "老白……" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "嗯?" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "小说,小说嘛。" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "秀才,我娶上媳妇了么?" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "你想娶啊?好马上给你写上啊。" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "要写写俩啊,一妻一妾,在加俩大宅子。" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "什么妻什么妾呀?" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "呵,还有俩宅子呢。" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "你又开始偷东西了?" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "没有,秀才给的。" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "吕轻侯!" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "小说,小说。" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "小说也不行,以后不要写那些乱七八糟的东西,什么情,什么爱,男男女女的,不健康。 展堂,跟我上来一下。" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "一妻一妾,俩宅子啊。" } ] }, { "id": "episode_16_chunk_3", "conversations": [ { "from": "白展堂", "value": "什么事儿?不能下边说,非得上来啊?" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "下边要能说,还找你上来干啥?" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "这些东西你见过吧。" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "这不雷老五的东西么?" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "上次他走的急,我没来得及还他。你就想办法帮我处理了。" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "销赃啊?" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "咋?这点小忙你都不肯帮?" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "不是不帮,是我没法帮。我以前偷的东西,都玩两天,就给人放回去了,我从来也没卖过呀。" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "那你说咋办吗?" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "交衙门去。" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "交给衙门是吧?" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "对," }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "东西哪来的呀?" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "这不找死吗?" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "那我也没让你实话实说呀。" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "你说撒谎?我不会。" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "好吧,念你昔日待我不薄,我就教你一招,化整为零。" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "啥意思啊?" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "把首饰拆开了,一件一件卖。" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "卖给谁啊?" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "谁有钱买谁呗。" } ] }, { "id": "episode_16_chunk_4", "conversations": [ { "from": "白展堂", "value": "哎呀,别吃了。" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "小郭干啥呢?怎么不吃晚饭?" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "看秀才写的小说呢。那家伙写的,贼邪乎。" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "是不是啊,咋邪乎了?哎,给我看看。 你给我读读。" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "没空。回头等书出来了,你到书摊上看啊。" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "拉倒吧,他还出书,别逗了。" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "不许你侮辱秀才啊,这本书写的特别的好,在这个书里,我已经是玉女剑法的第十八代传人。" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "哎呀,给我写成天下第一总捕头,专管抓贼。" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "那我呢?" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "你想干什么?" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "一个身负血海深仇的, 厨子。" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "咋还是厨子呢?" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "那你想做什么呢?" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "咋的也得当个掌门啥的呀。是吧?" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "你一个厨子怎么做掌门吗?" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "越说越跟真的似了。不就是玩嘛? 你还真指着吃饭呐?" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "哎哎哎,你可别瞎说啊,秀才这个书,要真上了市,起码能买到这个数。" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "十本够干啥的?" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "十万呀!" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "不可能吧。" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "怎么不可能?你只管写,我明天就出去打听打听。" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "打听啥?出书啊?算算算了,我从来没那么想过。" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "不用你想,我去找人。回头你要是赚了钱,你就分我一点儿啊。" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "没问题,一半够不够?" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "不用,不用那么多。两成就够了。" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "那怎么成啊?一顿饭的钱都不够。" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "哎呦,你个傻秀才。你知不知道,你这个书要是真上了市,卖到十万,你能分多少钱?" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "多少钱?" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "至少这个数。" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "两百?" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "两千?两万? 不可能吧。" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "两万两雪花银。白花花的,亮闪闪的,估计,到时候你那个屋都搁不下了。" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "那就把炕拆了,拿银子往上垫," }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "你不嫌咯的慌啊?" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "不嫌,不嫌。" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "我的自由,可全仰仗你了!到时候我就有钱赎身了。哈哈哈哈,回家,回家喽,小郭回家喽!" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "呵呵,她哪来的钱呀?" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "秀才给的。" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "吕轻侯!" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "小说,小说。" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "让你不要写这种乱七八糟的小说,搞得人心惶惶,这一大家子我怎么管理啊?" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "这回不是写的。这回是真给了。" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "有钱啦?咋赚的? 打算怎么花呀?" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "他还能咋花呀?整文房四宝呗!" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "那些东西够用就行了,对男人来讲,最重要的就是……首饰。" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "哦,那什么,我出去转转去啊。" } ] }, { "id": "episode_16_chunk_5", "conversations": [ { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "我来。 钱掌柜,吃好啊,你一个人来的呀?" }, { "from": "钱掌柜", "value": "嗯。" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "最近生意还好吧。" }, { "from": "钱掌柜", "value": "想当东西啊?" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "哎呀,我有啥好当的嘛?" }, { "from": "钱掌柜", "value": "嗯?" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "你娶亲了么?" }, { "from": "钱掌柜", "value": "废话,我 什么意思啊?" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "我是想…… 你先吃,先吃。" }, { "from": "钱掌柜", "value": "其实我早就喜欢你了,咱俩上次第一次见面就喜欢你了。 真的,可是我们家娘子,使这一带有名的窝里横,所以我,我不敢纳妾。" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "谁让你纳妾了?" }, { "from": "钱掌柜", "value": "不当妾?休妻就更不敢了,这要让我娘子知道了,这——" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "哎呀,我不会让她知道的。 这些首饰呀。" }, { "from": "钱掌柜", "value": "嫁妆都准备好了。" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "不是的。" }, { "from": "钱掌柜", "value": "佟老板,你的一番心意,我就是死也心甘情愿。" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "哎呀,不是的,你听我说,这些首饰。" }, { "from": "钱掌柜", "value": "你先留着,我回去先探探她的口风儿,她只要一松口,我一定把你娶到手。" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "钱掌柜,我跟你说。" }, { "from": "钱掌柜", "value": "等我的好消息。" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "哎,钱掌柜。" }, { "from": "邢捕头", "value": "这是咋了?风风火火的?" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "喝多了。 咋?你也来一壶?" }, { "from": "邢捕头", "value": "可不敢喝酒。这几天得全天候待岗。随传随到。" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "咋咧?出啥事情了吗?" }, { "from": "邢捕头", "value": "太平山的信王墓被盗啦。" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "啥时候的事情?" }, { "from": "邢捕头", "value": "半个月前的事儿。为了这事儿,连兵部刘侍郎都到啦。" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "都来咱这儿了?" }, { "from": "邢捕头", "value": "啊,据可靠线报,部分赃款还在这一带流传。" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "不可能!" }, { "from": "邢捕头", "value": "怎么不可能?你别以为治安好就没有坏人了啊。你到大街看看啊,看看挺老实的人,没准就是一个流窜多年的江洋大盗。" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "那你们下一步打算怎么办啊?" }, { "from": "邢捕头", "value": "守株待兔。我们在所有商铺都埋了点儿,保密啊,我只对你一个人说的。吃饭!到时候,只等罪犯出现,人赃俱获,连审都免了,直接推倒法场,咔嚓。你摸脖子干什么?" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "这才四月份,哪来的蚊子呀?" }, { "from": "邢捕头", "value": "哈哈哈哈。" } ] }, { "id": "episode_16_chunk_6", "conversations": [ { "from": "白展堂", "value": "哎呀,行么?埋在这儿?" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "你小点儿声,小点儿声,小点儿声。" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "这不行,哎呀,你还真打算埋这儿呀?" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "不卖咋办呀?万一让衙门知道,咔嚓一刀,我死倒无所谓,小贝咋办?" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "埋这儿也不安全呐。" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "咋不安全呐?" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "由种东西叫巡犬,你知道吧。" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "我只知道巡抚。" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "告诉你啊,正经办案的时候,什么东西都不用带,就带一条狗,到现场一闻,你挖得再深它都能给刨出来。" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "那你说咋办吗?" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "要我说,交到衙门去。" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "你不想活了。咔嚓一刀。" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "我的意思是说啊,咱趁着天黑,神不知鬼不觉,往衙门口那么一放,天一亮,不就销案了么?" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "好主意。走。" } ] }, { "id": "episode_16_chunk_7", "conversations": [ { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "酒。" }, { "from": "邢捕头", "value": "掌柜的。" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "哎呦,邢捕头。你咋来了?" }, { "from": "邢捕头", "value": "正找你呢。这是你丢的吧。你知道在哪儿找到的吧?衙门门口儿。你说巧不巧,问你话呢。" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "巧。巧得很,你咋知道这包袱是我的?" }, { "from": "邢捕头", "value": "我昨天在这见过。哎,以后小心点儿啊,这换了是我,给你送回来了,要换了别人,指不定给你买哪儿去了呢?包里放什么了?" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "都是一些,土里埋的。" }, { "from": "邢捕头", "value": "土里埋的?" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "土特产。" }, { "from": "邢捕头", "value": "哦,那我得看看,里边有吃的么?" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "没有!都是一些不值钱的玩艺儿。" }, { "from": "邢捕头", "value": "小起劲儿的。早知道我就不还你了。" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "那你先坐阿,我回去放包。" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "掌柜的,人我给你找来了。" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "钱掌柜,你这又是咋了?" }, { "from": "钱掌柜", "value": "佟老板,跟我娘子商量过了,看来咱俩的事得往后拖拖。" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "拖啥呀?赶紧干正事阿。" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "啥正事?" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "不是,你昨天不是让我帮你找买主么?我一出门一看,钱掌柜在街上溜达呢,我就把他给薅过来了。" }, { "from": "邢捕头", "value": "什什么买主呀?买什么呀?" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "首饰啊!" }, { "from": "邢捕头", "value": "拿出来,拿出来," }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "那就拿嘛。就这个。" }, { "from": "钱掌柜", "value": "这这这得多少钱?" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "你看着给吧。" }, { "from": "钱掌柜", "value": "出来没带多少钱,就这几文钱。" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "归你了。" }, { "from": "钱掌柜", "value": "真的?呵呵,还有多少?" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "没了,没有了。" }, { "from": "钱掌柜", "value": "佟掌柜,我昨天看你拿的包袱里面。" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "没有!!有有有有,在楼上,我这就去拿。" }, { "from": "钱掌柜", "value": "哈哈哈,太好了。我终于可以到你的卧室去看一下了,呵呵呵。" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "哎哎哎,你身上没带那么多钱,你跟着瞎掺乎啥啊?" }, { "from": "钱掌柜", "value": "身上没带着,脚底下带着了。" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "那你也不嫌咯得慌。" }, { "from": "钱掌柜", "value": "年轻人,结了婚就知道,男人为什么长鸡眼,都是咯的。" }, { "from": "邢捕头", "value": "哎,佟掌柜。那啥,我也想买点,还有么?" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "有有。" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "别客气。多买点啊,别客气。掌柜的,你咋的了?" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "我激动,终于有人来买我的首饰了。走!" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "哎哎。" } ] }, { "id": "episode_16_chunk_8", "conversations": [ { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "我这造的什么孽呀?" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "节哀,节哀。首饰没了呢,还可以再买。命要没了,就全完了。" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "哎呀,我倒宁可连命都不要了。哎呀,我的翡翠手镯。被他三文钱就拿走了。" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "全当是破财免灾了啊。" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "哎呀,我的碧玉扳指啊。" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "哈哈,发财了,,怎么了?店里被偷了?" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "是抢,抢!" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "那赶紧报官啊。我去找邢捕头。" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "回来!就是他们抢的!" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "那还有没有王法了?" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "回来!是我同意的。" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "那就不算抢嘛,那是你奉献啊。你应该高兴才对啊。" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "我的玛瑙项链啊!" } ] }, { "id": "episode_16_chunk_9", "conversations": [ { "from": "白展堂", "value": "你刚才说要发财了,是啥意思?" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "昨天下午啊,我带秀才的书稿去了一趟左家庄。你猜我碰上谁了?" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "谁呀?" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "范大娘啊!" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "范大娘谁啊?" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "哎呀,京城最有名的书商啊。你不知道?" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "哦,三国是她发的。" }, { "from": "白眉", "value": "胡说,范大娘发的那是三国前传,水浒后传和西游外传。" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "你看人家都知道。" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "哦,没看过。" }, { "from": "宁财神", "value": "还有西厢记和俏冤家" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "呦呦呦,二位公子,那都是禁书啊。" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "你连那都看过呢?" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "谁看过呀?我能像他俩似的看乱七八糟的。我跟你说啊,范大娘这种不法书商,早就该逮起来。" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "把她逮了,那秀才的书怎么办?" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "你还真打算让她发啊?" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "那当然了,范大娘说了,秀才的书,她能包销十万呢!" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "那你能赚多少?" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "我能赚多少,你就能赚多少。" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "啥意思啊?" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "秀才说他分我两成,我就分你一成。" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "为啥呀?" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "秀才那个死脾气,你又不是不知道,回头人家要是来了,他那倔劲一犯," }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "我就整死他。" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "别死,给他留口气。" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "留口。" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "我的自由,就全仰仗你了!" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "嗯?" } ] }, { "id": "episode_16_chunk_10", "conversations": [ { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "范大娘,你终于来了。我等你半天了,你慢走。" }, { "from": "范大娘", "value": "我自己能走。 哪个是吕秀才啊?" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "这这这呢。" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "我我。" }, { "from": "范大娘", "value": "不错不错,写得相当不错啊。 不过,跟小罗比起来,还要相差一点儿。" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "那个小罗?" }, { "from": "范大娘", "value": "小罗都不知道?罗贯中啊!" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "哦,写三国那个。" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "知道知道。" } ] }, { "id": "episode_16_chunk_11", "conversations": [ { "from": "范大娘", "value": "你不要紧张,你写你的,你不管写成什么样子,我都能把它当金子卖出去。 我上面有人!" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "哎呀!" }, { "from": "范大娘", "value": "你什么时候叫稿子啊?" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "第二卷才刚开始。" }, { "from": "范大娘", "value": "哎呀,你就抓紧点儿嘛。来,这个钱你们先花着,要是不够啊,就开口啊。我上面有人。" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "你老 老说上面上面,上面是哪上面?" }, { "from": "范大娘", "value": "哎呀,上面就是上面嘛,你问那么多干什么吗? 一个月的时间够了吧。" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "一个月啊?" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "够了够了。" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "够了够了,下月初十之前,我们就把书稿给您送过去。" }, { "from": "范大娘", "value": "那好,先把契约签了。" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "好好好。" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "契约?" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "范大娘,那他要是写的不满意,那该怎么办啊?" }, { "from": "范大娘", "value": "不满意就改嘛,一直改到满意为止,我上面有人。" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "是是是,那万一要是出不了书了,那他也不能白写啊。" }, { "from": "范大娘", "value": "契约上面不是写得清清楚楚了么? 你自己看。" } ] }, { "id": "episode_16_chunk_12", "conversations": [ { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "是吗是吗?" }, { "from": "范大娘", "value": "最后一条。" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "最后一条?" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "若最终未能成书,则赔偿吕全部损失" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "行行。 就这么定了,就这么定了。来来来,签 签吧。" }, { "from": "范大娘", "value": "我还能害你们吗?我上面有人!" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "你签不签?签不签?你不签也行。" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "啊—— 疼!!" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "我咬破我自己的手指头,你叫什么?哎呀……" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "妥了!" }, { "from": "范大娘", "value": "好了,我就拿走了,对了,这个钱啊,你们省着点花,不够了你们就开口,我" }, { "from": "范大娘", "value": "上面有人!" }, { "from": "范大娘", "value": "对,有人。" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "哎?你还坐在这里干什么?快去写啊。" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "快去写啊。" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "快去写啊,我这手指头破了都是为了你,快去快去,认真点啊!" } ] }, { "id": "episode_16_chunk_13", "conversations": [ { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "写得怎么样了?" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "正在写呢。" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "哎,怎么还是这里啊?吕秀才,你想干嘛?" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "我写不动啦,脑子一片空白。" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "一片空白?钱也拿了,约也签了,你赶紧写啊!" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "那就把银子还给她好了,大不了我就不写了,爱怎么地怎么地。" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "呦呦呦,生那么大气干嘛呀?你看你看,是不是我有什么做得不对的地方啊? 要不,你打我两巴掌。你要不想动手,不想动手就揣我两脚,好不好? 来来来,踹我两脚。" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "我倒是敢。" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "干什么?" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "这跟你也没什么关系,我就是怕我写不好。" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "怎么会写得不好咧?你写得特别好。要不然我为啥帮你啊?" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "你那是帮你自己!" } ] }, { "id": "episode_16_chunk_14", "conversations": [ { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "对呀!我就是想早点恢复自由。这有错么?秀才,你都不知道,自从来到这个客栈,我吃不饱,穿不暖,每天还要干活。还要帮莫小贝洗脚,你看我这个手,都皴成什么样子了? 干什么?" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "你是练惊涛掌练的。我写,我写。" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "来来来来来,喝杯茶啊。好好写。我一定会好好陪你的啊。" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "哎,现在才四月份。" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "好好写啊。好好创作!" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "你把这包东西拿走吧。" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "不行,我这人你知道,我是贼。" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "我求求你,你把它拿走吧。这包东西就像麻雷子一样,随时都要爆炸一样。放在房间里,我吃也吃不好,睡也睡不着。好不容易睡着了,就整夜整夜的做恶梦,梦见好几百个巡犬围着我咬。" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "不是你给我,我也睡不着啊,我。" } ] }, { "id": "episode_16_chunk_15", "conversations": [ { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "那就当是救救我吧,我给你跪下了。" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "掌柜的起来起来再说。" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "你不答应我就不起来。" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "好好好,我答应,我答应。但是,我有一个前提条件。" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "你说。" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "这回要拿走了,就再也不准要了。" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "那你打算怎么处理呀?" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "既然是雷麻子,就得扔得远远的,要炸,也不能炸到咱俩。" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "你打算扔到什么地方?" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "我自有办法。" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "掌柜的" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "扔出去了么?" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "三十里地,够了么?" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "够了够了够了。" }, { "from": "莫小贝", "value": "笑不露齿,嫂子。" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "不露不露,这么早就回来了?" }, { "from": "莫小贝", "value": "我先回屋做功课阿,嫂子。" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "呵呵呵回来!吃饭吃饭。" }, { "from": "莫小贝", "value": "干嘛?" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "展堂……" }, { "from": "莫小贝", "value": "干嘛?嫂子。" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "咋回事?" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "我扔了呀!" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "你是从哪捡回来的?" }, { "from": "莫小贝", "value": "西凉河呀。" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "你到西凉河干啥去了?" }, { "from": "莫小贝", "value": "捞鱼啊。结果鱼没捞着。就捞着这个包了。给我吧嫂子。" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "你想要是吧,想要你就拿去吧。" }, { "from": "莫小贝", "value": "我不要了嫂子。" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "不要怕阿,放心大胆地拿啊,你倒是拿呀!" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "白展堂。" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "我真扔了,我昨天晚上走了三十里地,我才敢扔的。" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "那小贝咋会捡着的?" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "我给扔错方向了,我要是扔下游的话,它就漂不回来。我给扔上游了。这样,包我拿过来,我重扔。" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "大白天的,你找死啊?" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "那我就晚上再去扔。" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "不行。如果不把这个东西处理掉,我连晚饭也吃不下。过来过来。" } ] }, { "id": "episode_16_chunk_16", "conversations": [ { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "楼上干什么呢?老白! 烦死了,没完没了的。我跟他们拼了!" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "哎,别走,我害怕。" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "不要害怕,胡噜胡噜毛,吓不着啊。" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "我的手,都得不行了。" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "拉拉手,好朋友。" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "……还有嘴。" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "嗯?你的嘴怎么了?" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "抽筋。" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "写东西要用嘴么?好好好,那你把眼睛闭上啊。" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "你,你打人,你。" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "掌掌嘴,不后悔。 怎么样? 可以写了没有?" } ] }, { "id": "episode_16_chunk_22", "conversations": [ { "from": "白展堂", "value": "哎呀,要说人这是正经玩意儿呢。砸好几十下,啥事没有。你看看。" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "啊啊魔鬼,全都是魔鬼。 拿走,拿走,都拿走!" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "掌柜的,这些东西,要实在不行,你就……" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "我就把它留下吧。" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "啊?" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "我现在终于明白了,这些东西,其实就是上天送给我的礼物。我再也不会把它送出去了。" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "哎呀,疯了,疯了。 那你要这么想也行。反正你知我知,没有第二个人知。那就把它藏起来吧,啊?" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "我的宝贝,我的宝贝。我的宝贝……" } ] }, { "id": "episode_16_chunk_23", "conversations": [ { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "成了!" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "成了?不会吧,那么快。" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "你自己看吧。" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "要是发现写不好,你知道后果的。" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "芙蓉" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "你叫我什么?" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "……小郭,你说啊,这写好了,写完了,卖的也火,我成了大作家了,是不是?那你愿不愿意……" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "愿意什么?" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "带我去一趟你家。" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "嗯?你去我家干嘛?" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "拜访一下伯父嘛。" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "啊?你伯父在我家么?姓什么?厨子还是花匠? 哦,你说的该不是我爹吧?" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "就是他嘛,一直久仰大名,就想登门拜访,没机会。" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "好啊好啊,秀才,你要是想去的话,就现在去行不行?顺便帮我带个信。" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "什么信啊?" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "口信啊。你就跟我爹说,我现在被困在这儿了,叫他赶紧派人来救我。" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "掌柜的知道的话不得了的。这样吧,我还是等你一起去。" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "那得等十多年呐!" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "五十年我也等。" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "到哪儿去?" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "找范大娘,要是通不过,看我怎么收拾你!" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "尽管收拾吧,只要是你,我愿意。我愿意为你,我愿意为你,我愿意为你,被放逐天际……" } ] }, { "id": "episode_16_chunk_24", "conversations": [ { "from": "范大娘", "value": "不行,不行,根本不行。这根本就买不出去嘛!" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "为什么呀?" }, { "from": "范大娘", "value": "跟我想象的完全不一样。" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "那你想象中是什么样的呢?" }, { "from": "范大娘", "value": "首先啊,这金笔书生和芙蓉女侠之间,不能老是情意绵绵,你浓我浓的。" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "那怎么办吗?总不能让他们俩打起来吧?" }, { "from": "范大娘", "value": "要打,必须要打。可是打到一半,忽然又好了。好了以后,芙蓉女侠怀上了书生的孩子。" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "啊?这合适吗?" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "合适合适,读者喜欢。" }, { "from": "范大娘", "value": "为了那倒霉的孩子,女侠足足怀了十年零八个月。" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "哎呀,那还是人么?" }, { "from": "范大娘", "value": "当然不是,是魔,混世人魔!在他出生的同时,芙蓉女侠就难产而死。" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "那金笔书生呢?" }, { "from": "范大娘", "value": "也死了,不过是被那个孩子活活给咬死的。" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "那咬死之后呢?" }, { "from": "范大娘", "value": "卖点来了吧,卖点来了吧,有人追看了吧。咬死以后啊,这孩子啊,就噌的一下长大了,此时,他的心里只有一个目标,为了报仇。" }, { "from": "范大娘", "value": "报什么仇啊?" }, { "from": "范大娘", "value": "杀父之仇。" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "等等等,等会儿,他爹不是被他自己咬死的吗?" }, { "from": "范大娘", "value": "是啊,但他自己不知道啊,所以他就找啊,究竟是谁杀了我的父亲?谁能知道呢?可他不管,找一个问一个,问一个杀一个,杀一个问一个。江湖顿时笼络在血雨腥风之中。" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "这我没法写。" }, { "from": "范大娘", "value": "他说什么?" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "他的意思是,他写不了。" }, { "from": "范大娘", "value": "没法写?那好,退钱来!" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "还什么钱?" }, { "from": "范大娘", "value": "预付金,赔偿金啊!" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "这应该是你赔给我们才对啊!" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "就是啊。" }, { "from": "范大娘", "value": "小丫头,你这契约看仔细了没有啊?若最终未能成书,则赔偿全部损失。" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "对啊,是赔偿吕全部损失!" }, { "from": "范大娘", "value": "哪有吕啊?哪有吕?你仔细看看!" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "不在这里嘛?你看嘛!你敢改契约?" }, { "from": "范大娘", "value": "呵呵这就是个墨点。少废话,还钱来!" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "欺人太甚了你!排山倒海" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "多少钱啊?" }, { "from": "范大娘", "value": "三千两银子。" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "我到哪找那么多钱去?" }, { "from": "范大娘", "value": "没钱?哪还有客栈啊!" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "这不是我的客栈!" }, { "from": "范大娘", "value": "这房子虽然不是你的,但这地皮……" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "这是祖产,打死我也不能卖的。" }, { "from": "范大娘", "value": "那你就死定了!晚上我来拿钱,要是拿不出钱来,我就告死你,我们大牢里见!我上面有人!哈哈哈哈。" } ] }, { "id": "episode_16_chunk_25", "conversations": [ { "from": "白展堂", "value": "本来这事儿我也不想管。可他那个契约是我和小郭逼他签的。" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "你看,我早就说过了吧,这种东西不能乱写。果然写出问题了吧。" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "掌柜的,我求求你,求求你,帮帮忙。要不秀才就得坐牢,人家上头有人!" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "不要说有人,有神也不行!三千两银子,让我到哪儿给你找去?" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "没钱不还有首饰的么?" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "啥首饰? 我的首饰早就被老钱和老邢鼓捣走了!" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "谁说你首饰?我是说那包东西!" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "不行不行。这包东西是上天送给我的礼物。说啥也不能给他!" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "呦呵,你还真以为是上天送给你的?一笔不义之财。你别糟蹋老天爷了你!行行,你留着吧。脑袋掉了不过碗大的疤,你明天上刑场,我后天就当掌柜的!店的名我都想好了,老白涮肉坊。" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "老白,回来!" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "折腾死人了!" } ] }, { "id": "episode_16_chunk_26", "conversations": [ { "from": "范大娘", "value": "什么呀?这是?我的银子呢?" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "您看好了啊,这包东西要是低于一万两银子,我再搭你一人头。" }, { "from": "范大娘", "value": "我要你人头干什么?" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "你往这儿看。" }, { "from": "范大娘", "value": "好,我去估个价。" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "你把契约留下!" }, { "from": "范大娘", "value": "等我估完价再说!好好好,给你。以后想写了就再来找我。我上面有人。" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "都是我不好,不争气,写不出她要的东西,让你们也跟着我受委屈。" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "哼,你别以为你那么说,我就能放了你啊。" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "那你想怎么样啊?" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "你就给我踏踏实实的写,什么时候写完呢,什么时候算完。" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "我还写?" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "你赶紧写吧,掌柜的等着看呐。" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "掌柜的也喜欢看我写的东西啊?" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "那倒不是,掌柜的打算把这些出一本书,然后拿出书的钱,补她首饰的亏空。" } ] }, { "id": "episode_16_chunk_27", "conversations": [ { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "那么多的首饰,就换了堆这个?" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "你得把目光放的长远一点。万一将来火了呢?" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "这不太可能吧。" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "为啥呀?" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "一个捕头,又是妻,又是妾,这叫个啥嘛。" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "你这话我不爱听了啊,谁说我们捕头不能娶妻纳妾啊?" }, { "from": "邢捕头", "value": "你什么时候当捕头了?" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "呦,邢捕头。小说,秀才写的。哎,来来来,你咋来了?" }, { "from": "邢捕头", "value": "昨晚忙了一宿,刚收队。" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "忙啥呢?有啥大案么?" }, { "from": "邢捕头", "value": "昨天半夜,一个胖老太太出城,被我们碰到了,还没说什么,他就破口大骂。" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "那不找死呢么?" }, { "from": "邢捕头", "value": "可不咋的? 后来被我们一拦,然后再一搜,你们猜搜出什么来?" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "搜出啥呀?" }, { "from": "邢捕头", "value": "信王墓的陪葬首饰!" }, { "from": "邢捕头", "value": "哎?怎么了?" } ] }, { "id": "episode_16_chunk_28", "conversations": [ { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "关门关门。" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "掌柜的,你干啥呀?要逃啊?" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "不逃咋办?等他们来抓吗?" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "那你走了,客栈怎么办啊?" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "人头都没有了,还要客栈有啥用嘛!还愣着干啥?快收拾东西!" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "你走吧。我必须得留下。" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "为啥?" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "这回的事儿,和以前的事儿不一样。以前我走就走了,对别人没有影响,这回我要是走了,秀才和大嘴肯定难逃一劫。" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "跟他们有啥关系嘛?" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "我在,跟他们就无关,我要是走了,他们就说不清楚了。弄不好还得受牵连。起码是一个窝藏罪,这种无义的事我不能干。" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "哎呀,不会吧。" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "你赶紧走。我给你收拾东西。" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "不行。要走你走,我留下。" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "你留下干啥呀?" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "我反正没有前科。随便他们怎么问,我就是不承认。" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "他们要对你严刑拷打呢?" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "放心吧,邢捕头不会打我的。打我我也不会说,你赶紧走啊,带上小贝一起走。" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "掌柜的,你可想好了。" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "走走走,我给你们收拾东西。等天黑了,街上没有人的时候再走。" } ] }, { "id": "episode_16_chunk_29", "conversations": [ { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "凡事都要听白大哥的啊!晚上要是冷了,就把衣服盖到被头,小心着凉。" }, { "from": "莫小贝", "value": "哎呀,烦死了,我又不是不回来了。磨叽什么呀,走,白大哥。" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "跟你嫂子道个别。" }, { "from": "莫小贝", "value": "我走了啊,嫂子。" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "走吧!" }, { "from": "邢捕头", "value": "哎,咋了这是?怎么回事儿?" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "没事,走吧。" }, { "from": "邢捕头", "value": "走哪去啊?" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "衙门。前面带路。" }, { "from": "邢捕头", "value": "别别别,衙门这会儿正乱着呢。别去。" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "咋咧?" }, { "from": "邢捕头", "value": "衙门死人了!就昨晚逮的那个胖老太太。" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "她咋死的?" }, { "from": "邢捕头", "value": "刘侍郎往公堂上一坐,还没说话呢,那老太太开口就是一句“咱上头有人”,你想啊,那锦衣卫是何等人物,一听这话,噌噌噌,就往往上窜啊,一下上去八十多个,扯着嗓子喊“什么人?什么人?什么人?”" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "然后呢?" }, { "from": "邢捕头", "value": "然后房梁就塌了。大梁掉下来,正中老太太脑门儿,临终她还说了句话。" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "啥?" }, { "from": "邢捕头", "value": "有……人……就咽气了。" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "好可怜啊。" }, { "from": "邢捕头", "value": "嗯?" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "可怜人必有可恨之处。" }, { "from": "邢捕头", "value": "忒可恨了!到了也没弄明白上面究竟是什么人呀。你说,会不会是她自己人来救她的?" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "很有可能。老邢你先坐着啊。我出去有点事儿啊。你自己喝茶啊。" }, { "from": "邢捕头", "value": "这么晚了你干什么去啊?" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "展堂,小贝,回来!!" }, { "from": "邢捕头", "value": "你说他上头究竟是什么人呢?亲娘咧,费解阿。" } ] }, { "id": "episode_17_chunk_1", "conversations": [ { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "他俩还没消息呢?" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "哎呀,额好糊涂啊。" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "这事跟你有啥关系呀。" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "咋没有关系?额要是不把首饰给范大娘,范大娘也不会被抓,范大娘要是不被抓,展堂也不会害怕官府来查,他要是不害怕官府来查,也不会带着小贝远走高飞。哎呀,都是额不好,都是额不好。呦,钱掌柜,你这又咋啦?快坐坐坐。你娘子又对你下毒手了吧?" }, { "from": "钱掌柜", "value": "命苦,佟老板,赶快逃命去吧。" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "逃?逃啥嘛?" }, { "from": "钱掌柜", "value": "我娘子要来与你决一雌雄。" } ] }, { "id": "episode_17_chunk_2", "conversations": [ { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "额又咋惹她咧?" }, { "from": "钱掌柜", "value": "就因为上次我从你那儿买的那些首饰。" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "那可是货真价实的真金白银。" }, { "from": "钱掌柜", "value": "正因为这样,正因为这样,她就说:花十几个铜钱就买那么一大堆东西,那是为了什么?" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "说明额傻,吃饱了撑的 。" }, { "from": "钱掌柜", "value": "她说如果没有私情,你能那么傻,吃那么饱,吃那么撑吗?" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "你这叫啥话嘛?你咋不跟她解释嘛?" }, { "from": "钱掌柜", "value": "解释了。" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "那好,你把东西还额。额把你这铜板退给你。" }, { "from": "钱掌柜", "value": "到这时候了,还是留俩钱逃命用吧。另外我还给你带了点,内敷外用的伤药。留着逃命吧。" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "咋?她还要来砸额的场子呀?" } ] }, { "id": "episode_17_chunk_3", "conversations": [ { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "反了她了。" }, { "from": "钱掌柜", "value": "你不知道,她能一只手捏碎两个核桃。" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "我也行。" }, { "from": "钱掌柜", "value": "铁的。好自为之,逃命吧。" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "小郭你看这事。" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "我已经退出江湖了。" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "大嘴。" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "那个我不会武功。" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "你不是会铁砂掌吗?" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "那人家那铁核桃都捏得碎,更何况区区铁砂乎?" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "秀才。你还是照顾好你自己吧。展堂,你在哪儿啊?" } ] }, { "id": "episode_17_chunk_4", "conversations": [ { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "哎,掌柜的,你怎么才回来呀?" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "嘘,白天没有人来过吧?" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "你刚走,就来了好几个呢。" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "哎哎哎,不是钱掌柜家的。" } ] }, { "id": "episode_17_chunk_5", "conversations": [ { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "但绝对是来者不善。" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "哎……" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "你咋知道滴?" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "三个人,三把剑。最短的一把也有这么长。" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "看把你们吓滴,拿剑滴人多了。" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "但专门找你的就不多吧?" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "掌柜的。" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "嘘,那你们说咋办嘛?" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "你见不见呐?" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "见,见,你们跟额一起去,小郭。" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "啊,那我丑话说在前头啊。江湖恩怨我是一概不管的。" } ] }, { "id": "episode_17_chunk_6", "conversations": [ { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "大嘴。" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "掌柜的,我后面锅里还炖着鸡腿呢。" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "你现在吃的啥?" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "鸡腿。" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "让它烂在肚子里。" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "他们不管我管,掌柜的,你放心,这里有我呢。" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "秀才。" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "谁要是敢动我们掌柜的,我就用这只笔戳死他。" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "恩?就用这只笔?秀才,你还是好好活着吧。咱们走。" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "哎哎哎,你上楼干嘛?他们没住客房,在那呢。" } ] }, { "id": "episode_17_chunk_7", "conversations": [ { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "就在大嘴他们屋。" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "他们咋睡到这个屋了?" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "是他们自己要求的,嫌客房太贵。" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "三个人挤一个屋,不难受吗?" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "这算啥啊,晚饭的时候,三个人还分一个馒头呢。" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "能是谁呢?" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "三位大侠,我们佟掌柜求见。" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "师妹。" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "谁是你师妹?" }, { "from": "陆一鸣", "value": "小贝呢?" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "你们是?" }, { "from": "祝小芸", "value": "衡山后学祝小芸有礼。" }, { "from": "周敦儒", "value": "就你有礼,我们都没礼?" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "噢,你们是衡山派的呀?" }, { "from": "陆一鸣", "value": "在下陆一鸣。这位周敦儒周师弟,这位祝小芸祝师弟。" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "这位是师弟呀?你们找小贝干啥?" }, { "from": "周敦儒", "value": "当掌门。" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "啥?" } ] }, { "id": "episode_17_chunk_8", "conversations": [ { "from": "陆一鸣", "value": "自从我们莫掌门去世以后,衡山派群龙无首,这回我们请她回去,执掌门派。" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "你们都是前辈的师兄,包括你。文才武略啥都比她强,你们为啥不另选一个呢?" }, { "from": "周敦儒", "value": "我们选了呀,可一选就打,打了再选,选了又打。两年下来就剩我们仨了 。" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "那就从你们仨里头选呗。" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "你什么意思啊?" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "没意思~~" }, { "from": "陆一鸣", "value": "没意思是什么意思?" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "我就随便说了一句真的没意思……" }, { "from": "祝小芸", "value": "衡山派历史悠久威名显赫,当我们的掌门怎么会没意思?" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "我真的是没什么意思……" }, { "from": "周敦儒", "value": "这就叫言者无心听者有意呀。祝师弟你是不是也想当掌门呀?" }, { "from": "祝小芸", "value": "不要血口喷人。" }, { "from": "周敦儒", "value": "连一招平沙落雁都使不会,你还想当掌门,做梦吧你。" }, { "from": "祝小芸", "value": "周师兄欺人太甚。" }, { "from": "周敦儒", "value": "看看终于露出真面目了吧。来来来,用你那宝剑杀了俺吧。" }, { "from": "陆一鸣", "value": "都闭嘴。" }, { "from": "周敦儒", "value": "怕了吧,祝小姐。" }, { "from": "祝小芸", "value": "是他逼我的。看剑。" }, { "from": "陆一鸣", "value": "住手,好吧,来吧,看剑吧。" } ] }, { "id": "episode_17_chunk_9", "conversations": [ { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "一打就是俩时辰,他们也不嫌累啊?" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "哎呀,额实在是困的不行了,你们也早点睡吧。" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "掌柜的,让我跟你挤一宿吧。" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "可以,但是不能乱翻东西。小贝。" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "这熊孩子还你,要杀要剐随你便。" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "咋咧?啊?" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "你是不知道啊,在一路让她给我弄的,后院什么声音?" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "哎呀,你不要管,你不要管,你说你的。" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "想一出是一出,见什么要什么,你给我那点盘缠,没三天让她给花个精光了 。" }, { "from": "莫小贝", "value": "就我花光的,你没花呀?" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "你再说,你再说,四天了,我就吃了两碗阳春面,连葱花都没敢放,剩下的钱全让她给买零食了。" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "你咋能这么惯着她吗?" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "不惯行嘛,不给买东西就哭,就闹,就走不动道儿;回回招一帮人来围观,有两回官差都过来了,问这孩子是不是我拐来的,你说我能不给买吗?" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "展堂,你受委屈了。" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "这都不算什么,最可气的是,昨天在六里桥偷人糖葫芦吃,让人家发现了,管我要钱,我哪有钱呐,让人家把我暴卒瓦一顿。" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "你还学会偷东西了?" }, { "from": "莫小贝", "value": "我就是吃了,怎么着吧?" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "站住,莫小贝,你再走一步我看看。" }, { "from": "莫小贝", "value": "嫂子,我不敢了。" }, { "from": "陆一鸣", "value": "是她吗?" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "就是她。" }, { "from": "莫小贝", "value": "嫂子,嫂子,我不敢啦。" }, { "from": "陆一鸣", "value": "她什么意思这是?" }, { "from": "莫小贝", "value": "你等着啊。" }, { "from": "陆一鸣", "value": "她要干什么?她要干什么?" }, { "from": "莫小贝", "value": "把糖葫芦还你。" } ] }, { "id": "episode_17_chunk_10", "conversations": [ { "from": "陆一鸣", "value": "您还有别的事吗?" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "没有事啊。哦,你们先聊啊。有啥事叫我啊。" }, { "from": "莫小贝", "value": "嫂子,嫂子,我找我嫂子。" }, { "from": "陆一鸣", "value": "小贝,你还记得我吗?" }, { "from": "莫小贝", "value": "不记得了。" }, { "from": "陆一鸣", "value": "我是你的陆师兄。你忘了,你小的时候,我还抱过你呢。" }, { "from": "周敦儒", "value": "俺还给你洗过尿布呢。" }, { "from": "祝小芸", "value": "我还给你喂过稀饭呢。" }, { "from": "莫小贝", "value": "噢,那其他人呢?" }, { "from": "陆一鸣", "value": "整个衡山派呀,就剩下我们三个人啦。" }, { "from": "周敦儒", "value": "幸好俺找到了你呀。" }, { "from": "祝小芸", "value": "衡山派终于有希望啦。" }, { "from": "陆一鸣", "value": "你先把这个戴上,看合不合手啊。" }, { "from": "莫小贝", "value": "这是什么呀?戴这儿可以吗?" }, { "from": "陆一鸣", "value": "对对对,她同意了。" }, { "from": "莫小贝", "value": "我同意什么呀?" }, { "from": "陆一鸣", "value": "做我们的新掌门啊。" }, { "from": "莫小贝", "value": "当掌门有什么好处啊?" }, { "from": "陆一鸣", "value": "好处自然是少不了啦。" }, { "from": "周敦儒", "value": "掌门说东,俺绝对不敢往西。" }, { "from": "莫小贝", "value": "那你们谁先去给我买串糖葫芦回来?" }, { "from": "陆一鸣", "value": "我们身上的钱啊,确实是不多了。" }, { "from": "莫小贝", "value": "那再不多,一串糖葫芦总买得起吧?" }, { "from": "陆一鸣", "value": "我们这个掌门师兄,就是你的亲哥。在他去世之前,把咱们衡山派的房产呐,地产呐,都给卖空了。" }, { "from": "莫小贝", "value": "卖来的钱呢?" }, { "from": "陆一鸣", "value": "都挥霍没了。" }, { "from": "祝小芸", "value": "否则别说是糖葫芦,我们连红烧肉都买给你吃。" }, { "from": "陆一鸣", "value": "对。" }, { "from": "莫小贝", "value": "我不爱吃红烧肉。" }, { "from": "陆一鸣", "value": "您要去哪儿啊?" }, { "from": "莫小贝", "value": "谁给我买糖葫芦,我就给谁当掌门呗。" }, { "from": "陆一鸣", "value": "买买买,一定买。" }, { "from": "周敦儒", "value": "哪儿有钱买呀?" }, { "from": "陆一鸣", "value": "谁说没钱?附近有铁铺吗?" }, { "from": "周敦儒", "value": "找铁铺干嘛?" }, { "from": "陆一鸣", "value": "剑给我,这把剑还值几个钱吧。" }, { "from": "祝小芸", "value": "这怎么行啊?这把剑是师父亲手赠予你的。" }, { "from": "周敦儒", "value": "而且还跟了你这么多年呐。走。" }, { "from": "莫小贝", "value": "哎,一定要是山楂的,糖衣越厚越好。" }, { "from": "莫小贝", "value": "遵命。" }, { "from": "莫小贝", "value": "快去吧,快去吧。" } ] }, { "id": "episode_17_chunk_11", "conversations": [ { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "哎,从哪儿弄的糖葫芦?" }, { "from": "莫小贝", "value": "他给我买的。" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "哎呀,你们不要再惯着她了。" }, { "from": "陆一鸣", "value": "掌门没有别的要求,就这么点小嗜好,总应该满足吧。" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "你是不知道,额跟你说。" }, { "from": "莫小贝", "value": "别说了,赶紧的。上学迟到啦,快点儿。" }, { "from": "陆一鸣", "value": "走。" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "哎站住。小贝上学,你们去干啥?" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "护驾。" }, { "from": "莫小贝", "value": "对,走。" }, { "from": "钱夫人", "value": "请问哪位是佟掌柜啊?" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "额。额就给你叫去。" } ] }, { "id": "episode_17_chunk_12", "conversations": [ { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "小郭小郭小郭。" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "干嘛呀,我今天是夜班。" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "小郭,钱掌柜家的找来咧。" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "找就找嘛。又不是来找我。" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "小郭,郭大侠,你就帮个忙嘛。" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "可我已经退出江湖很多年了。" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "那你就重出一趟嘛。" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "干嘛呀。" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "就一趟好不好?" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "那有什么好处?" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "你说嘛。" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "还我自由。" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "接着睡吧,额就不相信她能打死额。" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "哎哎哎,你不要走嘛,再谈一下下好吗?" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "谈啥呀?" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "你少算我一年,这样总行了吧?" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "六个月不行就算了。" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "成交。" } ] }, { "id": "episode_17_chunk_13", "conversations": [ { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "找我有什么事儿,说吧。" }, { "from": "钱夫人", "value": "哼,长得果真有几分姿色啊。" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "不敢当,我也没什么资本,就是年轻。" }, { "from": "钱夫人", "value": "嘿,你这个小狐狸精啊。" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "你叫我什么?" }, { "from": "钱夫人", "value": "那些首饰,是你卖给我们家老钱的吧?" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "你刚才叫我什么?你给我再说一遍。" }, { "from": "钱夫人", "value": "把我休掉,把你娶进门,这也是你的主意?" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "我有那么缺德吗?啊?" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "这话不是额说的,是她,缺德滴很。" }, { "from": "钱夫人", "value": "连你的伙计都看不下去啦。" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "因为我缺德嘛。啊,我佟湘玉丧尽天良,破坏人家的家庭,小郭,你觉得呢?" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "恩……我觉得……你说的有一定的道理。" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "呵呵,那你就再补充两句嘛。" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "不用了吧,对,这个佟掌柜吧,她不但没有天良,而且没有人性,为什么说她没有人性呢?" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "她老是借故克扣我们的工钱。" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "而且抠得要命,为了省点油钱,晚上都不让我们点灯。" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "做菜不让放盐,说如果淡的话用手指头搅搅,哎哟吗呀,你说这种掌柜的。" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "你想怎么样?我都听你的。" }, { "from": "钱夫人", "value": "废话我也不跟你多说了。给你两条路,第一离开七侠镇。" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "那第二呢?" }, { "from": "钱夫人", "value": "麻溜的给我滚到别的地界去。" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "这两者有区别吗?" }, { "from": "钱夫人", "value": "当然有区别了,这第一是你自己主动离开。第二是被我赶走的,你自个儿选吧。" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "那我能不能选第三呢?" }, { "from": "钱夫人", "value": "三?三是啥?" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "三就是,排山倒海。" }, { "from": "钱夫人", "value": "哈哈,没打着,你个小丫头片子啊。跟我这儿耍横,看我今天怎么收拾你。" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "老白。" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "葵花点穴手。点上了。" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "哈哈,闪开,排山再倒海。" }, { "from": "钱夫人", "value": "佟湘玉,你们……" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "我们怎么了?" }, { "from": "钱夫人", "value": "你们以多欺少。" }, { "from": "钱夫人", "value": "咋着?" }, { "from": "钱夫人", "value": "小狐狸精啊,咱们走着,走着瞧。" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "瞧什么呀,瞧什么呀。哈哈。" }, { "from": "钱夫人", "value": "我今天要是不把你们这个店拆喽。我就……" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "那就排山再倒海。" } ] }, { "id": "episode_17_chunk_16", "conversations": [ { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "这样好不好呀?" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "你怕什么呀?你怕她再来找茬啊?" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "她要是万一再来咋办?" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "再来找茬我就接着点她。" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "万一你们不在呢?" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "那就我来,戳死他。" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "哎呀妈呀,眼睛,甩什么你。" }, { "from": "莫小贝", "value": "活该。" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "你再说一遍?" }, { "from": "莫小贝", "value": "活该。" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "嘿。干啥呀,都是自己人。" }, { "from": "陆一鸣", "value": "再对我们掌门不客气,休怪我无礼。" }, { "from": "莫小贝", "value": "知道我厉害了吧?" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "小贝咋这么早就回来了?" }, { "from": "莫小贝", "value": "先生生病了。" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "啥病?秀才到书院看看去。" }, { "from": "莫小贝", "value": "哎哎,别别别去。" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "咋回事?" }, { "from": "莫小贝", "value": "先生是被他俩打伤的。" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "被谁?" }, { "from": "周敦儒", "value": "对不住了。" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "咋回事儿?" }, { "from": "周敦儒", "value": "谁叫他打俺们掌门手心了。" }, { "from": "祝小芸", "value": "我们又不是没有劝过他。" }, { "from": "周敦儒", "value": "越劝他还越来劲,把俺掌门都打哭了。" }, { "from": "祝小芸", "value": "我们就忍不住了呀,就……" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "就……咋咧?" }, { "from": "祝小芸", "value": "就联手使了一招平沙落雁。" }, { "from": "莫小贝", "value": "哈哈哈,笑死我了,我们先生啊,他呀,一边颤还一边嚎,一边嚎还一边逃,笑死我了,他那样儿啊,噢呵呵呵……" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "天啊,额滴神呀。赶紧准备酒水和礼物去吧。" }, { "from": "陆一鸣", "value": "哎,你们都知道啦?" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "知道啥咧?" }, { "from": "陆一鸣", "value": "我们掌门的接任仪式啊。" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "什么仪式?" }, { "from": "陆一鸣", "value": "为了庆祝我们莫掌门接管衡山派,我们已经广发英雄贴,请各大派掌门亲临观礼。" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "啥时候?" }, { "from": "陆一鸣", "value": "七天以后。" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "天呐,额滴神呀。" } ] }, { "id": "episode_17_chunk_18", "conversations": [ { "from": "祝小芸", "value": "姑娘请留步,掌门已经休息了。" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "放心吧,这个点儿她且睡不着呢。干什么?" }, { "from": "周敦儒", "value": "是你想干什么?" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "我,我住这里呀,大哥。" }, { "from": "祝小芸", "value": "你已经不住这里了,这是我们莫掌门的专用闺房。" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "谁规定的?" }, { "from": "周敦儒", "value": "衡山派。" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "行行行,你们还有什么规矩,赶紧一并说了,姑奶奶我都快困死了啦。" }, { "from": "祝小芸", "value": "掌门就寝期间,禁止大声喧哗。" }, { "from": "周敦儒", "value": "否则杀无赦。" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "你吓唬谁呢?" }, { "from": "周敦儒", "value": "不信就再往前走一步试试。" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "我还就不信了,排山倒……嗨,都是自己人嘛。有什么话不能好好说吗?二老,早点休息啊,明儿接着聊,接着聊。掌柜的,我又没有地方睡觉了啦。" } ] }, { "id": "episode_17_chunk_19", "conversations": [ { "from": "莫小贝", "value": "谁让你们进来的?出去出去。" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "还反了你了。" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "作业也不写,哪儿来的沙包和猪骨头?" }, { "from": "莫小贝", "value": "救命啊,你别过来啊。" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "小郭小郭放开她。" }, { "from": "莫小贝", "value": "抓着我干嘛。还打我你。嫂子她欺负我。" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "小贝呀,这个掌门,你就打算这么一直当下去啦?" }, { "from": "莫小贝", "value": "那当然,你等着啊。" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "你知不知道掌门是干啥的?" }, { "from": "莫小贝", "value": "那当然,我又不是没当过。" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "你啥时候当过。" }, { "from": "莫小贝", "value": "八大派呀,你忘啦?" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "那根本就不是一码事。你知道掌门的责任有多重吗?" }, { "from": "莫小贝", "value": "掌门有什么责任啊?" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "小贝呀,你的祖先历尽了千辛万苦才创建了这个门派。" }, { "from": "莫小贝", "value": "他们是占山为王,没花什么心思。" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "那你知道他们花了多少年,才把衡山派发扬光大的吗?" }, { "from": "莫小贝", "value": "也就百十来年吧。" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "也就?四代人的心血,总不能毁在你的手里吧。" }, { "from": "莫小贝", "value": "那那那它早被我哥毁得差不多了。" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "那你就更不能接着毁啦。" }, { "from": "莫小贝", "value": "你懂什么呀?我的任务就是率领大家重整旗鼓,还我河山。" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "这话谁教你的呀?" }, { "from": "莫小贝", "value": "不用教,这些话都是从我心里流淌出来的。" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "那好吧,你既然这么有信心。额啥也不说了,你好自为之吧。" }, { "from": "莫小贝", "value": "哎,我嫂子走了,你留这儿干嘛?" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "我住这儿。" }, { "from": "周敦儒", "value": "掌门请讲。" }, { "from": "莫小贝", "value": "把她给我弄出去,快点儿。" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "干什么干什么,哎,我自己能走。轻点儿,轻点儿。莫小贝,你给我等着。" }, { "from": "周敦儒", "value": "掌门还有什么吩咐?" }, { "from": "莫小贝", "value": "有,趁我还没睡,有些事儿啊,需要跟你们交代一下。" }, { "from": "周敦儒", "value": "掌门请讲。" }, { "from": "莫小贝", "value": "目前,对于咱们衡山派来说最重要的就是,最重要的就是…赶快给我弄串糖葫芦回来。" }, { "from": "周敦儒", "value": "您要说的就是这个呀。" }, { "from": "莫小贝", "value": "对啊,没有糖葫芦,我就睡不塌实,睡不塌实就不能主持日常工作嘛。" }, { "from": "周敦儒", "value": "咱哥俩个实在是没钱了。" }, { "from": "莫小贝", "value": "算啦,这么点小要求都没法满足,再这么下去,我这掌门还怎么当啊。" }, { "from": "周敦儒", "value": "掌门放心,我这就给您弄去。" } ] }, { "id": "episode_17_chunk_24", "conversations": [ { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "不行不行不行,绝对不能让小贝再这么下去了。" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "又咋地了?" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "人家为了满足她的各种要求,连配剑都给当了。" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "可不是吗?刚来的时候啊。三个人,三把剑。现在可好,就剩一把了。" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "再这么下去啊,连衣服都得当了。" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "当就当呗,再苦也是他们受着。跟咱有啥关系啊?" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "额就怕呀,等他们把东西当个精光之后,小贝还是要着要那,最后逼他们走上犯罪的道路啊。" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "迟早会有这么一天的,你就相信我吧。" }, { "from": "陈公子", "value": "算帐。" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "谢谢啊,陈公子。还合你的口味吧?" }, { "from": "陈公子", "value": "难吃。" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "最近店里有事,多担待啊。这顿就算额请你了。慢走啊,下次再来啊。" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "慢走啊。再来啊,客官。" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "这边这边,这边请。" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "门哪儿呢。" }, { "from": "钱掌柜", "value": "佟掌柜。" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "哎呦,老钱,你这又是咋啦?" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "你还是回去吧。" }, { "from": "钱掌柜", "value": "扶我进去。" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "咋整的,你说这个,又挨打了?" }, { "from": "钱掌柜", "value": "说一句话就走。佟老板赶快逃命吧。" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "咋了?" }, { "from": "钱掌柜", "value": "我娘子回家之后,思前想后。她觉得心理窝囊,回家搬救兵去了。" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "搬啥救兵?" }, { "from": "钱掌柜", "value": "她家是开武馆的。" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "咳,武馆算什么呀?" }, { "from": "钱掌柜", "value": "不光是武馆,她还有十二个兄弟。个个都是武混混。我听说还有一个,曾经在太平山当过山大王。" }, { "from": "钱掌柜", "value": "啊?" }, { "from": "钱掌柜", "value": "我这次来,一来是给你报信,二来是给你送点东西。" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "啥东西?" }, { "from": "钱掌柜", "value": "我家里藏了一根长白山的千年人参。你拿去熬汤,只要你被打的还剩一口气,喝下此汤,定把你的命给勾回来。" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "哎呀,钱老板呐,你真是好人呐。" }, { "from": "钱掌柜", "value": "在这儿呢。" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "快拿出来。" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "千年老参呢?" }, { "from": "钱掌柜", "value": "参我已经给吃了。正好你们五个人一人一根须子。将就着补补吧,保重。" } ] }, { "id": "episode_17_chunk_25", "conversations": [ { "from": "陆一鸣", "value": "就这么多,如果喝水的话,那倒是够了。" }, { "from": "周敦儒", "value": "这么大的仪式,道贺的全是前辈高人,你让人家喝凉水去?" }, { "from": "陆一鸣", "value": "你说怎么办啊?就这么多钱,还得匀出一部分给她吃糖葫芦。" }, { "from": "周敦儒", "value": "昨天不是刚买过一垛吗?全吃光了?" }, { "from": "陆一鸣", "value": "就怨你,你不会一个一个给她啊?" }, { "from": "周敦儒", "value": "我哪知道她那么能吃?那剑可是俺师娘给俺的。就这么没了。" }, { "from": "陆一鸣", "value": "那我这剑还是师父传给我的呢。" }, { "from": "祝小芸", "value": "那你说怎么办?" }, { "from": "周敦儒", "value": "你说,你说。" }, { "from": "陆一鸣", "value": "实在不行。" }, { "from": "周敦儒", "value": "也只能这样了。" } ] }, { "id": "episode_17_chunk_26", "conversations": [ { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "哎呀,他们要是来了可咋办呀?" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "哎呀:放心吧,大白天的她还能打上门来啊。" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "是,要来也得半夜来。" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "恩?" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "到时候咱就把门关上,死活不开门。" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "她要是把门揣开了怎么办呢?" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "那就跟他们拼了。" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "咱五个人跟人一百多个拼。" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "啊,那应该是三个人,我们俩都是妇人家,怎么能动手呢。" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "全靠你们啦,对吧,秀才。" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "我是个读书人,君子动口他不动手,是不是啊,大嘴。" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "我是独苗啊,你说我要是出点啥事儿,那我们家不就绝后了吗,是不是,老白。" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "我,我是朝廷钦犯呐,我要是死了,那么多的大案要案谁来扛啊。" }, { "from": "邢捕头", "value": "亲娘咧,大伙都知道啦。" }, { "from": "邢捕头", "value": "知道什么?" }, { "from": "邢捕头", "value": "倒水。钱掌柜那个万利当铺遭了大案子啦。" }, { "from": "邢捕头", "value": "啊?" }, { "from": "邢捕头", "value": "坐下,不该听的别听。平白无故地,好几十两银子丢了。" }, { "from": "邢捕头", "value": "咳。" }, { "from": "邢捕头", "value": "在咱们镇这算个大案。又到了我大显身手的时候了。初步认定,这是个高手干的。现在没有留下任何痕迹啊。" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "我昨晚早就睡了。" }, { "from": "邢捕头", "value": "他什么意思啊?" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "所以今天精神特别好。" }, { "from": "邢捕头", "value": "看见什么可疑人物,马上向我汇报啊。别看了,吃饭。" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "你看你吓那样儿。" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "干什么,别弄。" }, { "from": "陆一鸣", "value": "掌柜的,这点银子,你先拿着。" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "你哪儿来的这些银子。" }, { "from": "陆一鸣", "value": "这,你甭管,你给我准备点好酒,啊。掌门仪式不能太寒酸。" } ] }, { "id": "episode_17_chunk_27", "conversations": [ { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "你自己看,好好看看。这就是你造的孽。" }, { "from": "莫小贝", "value": "我又怎么啦?" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "全都是因为你,他们三个本来都是大有前途的武林少侠。现在成啥咧?小毛贼。" }, { "from": "莫小贝", "value": "他们还敢偷东西了?来人呐。" }, { "from": "莫小贝", "value": "掌门有何吩咐?" }, { "from": "莫小贝", "value": "把银子给我还回去。" }, { "from": "陆一鸣", "value": "还?还给谁啊?" }, { "from": "莫小贝", "value": "从哪儿偷的,给我还到哪儿去。" }, { "from": "陆一鸣", "value": "谁说是偷的?" }, { "from": "祝小芸", "value": "这些银子,是我们卖艺赚来的。" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "卖艺?" }, { "from": "陆一鸣", "value": "为了筹钱,我们连夜去了趟左家庄。卖了一天的艺,到现在我的胸口还疼呢。" }, { "from": "莫小贝", "value": "卖艺胸口为什么会疼啊?" }, { "from": "陆一鸣", "value": "胸口碎大石,你说疼不疼?" }, { "from": "莫小贝", "value": "陆师兄啊,你拿这个罐子碎给我看吧。陆师兄。" }, { "from": "陆一鸣", "value": "缓一缓,缓一缓。" }, { "from": "周敦儒", "value": "卖了一整天艺了,才攒够了几钱银子。最后实在没办法,把祝师弟的剑都给当了,才攒够了钱。" }, { "from": "祝小芸", "value": "居然还有人不分青红皂白,诬陷我们偷窃。" }, { "from": "周敦儒", "value": "衡山派虽不算大,但这点气节还有。" }, { "from": "祝小芸", "value": "哪怕是饿死,我们也不会干这种鸡鸣狗盗之事。" }, { "from": "陆一鸣", "value": "哪那么多废话,送客。" }, { "from": "周敦儒", "value": "佟掌柜请。" } ] }, { "id": "episode_17_chunk_28", "conversations": [ { "from": "莫小贝", "value": "干什么?" }, { "from": "陆一鸣", "value": "今天是您的大日子。" }, { "from": "周敦儒", "value": "也是衡山派的大日子。" }, { "from": "祝小芸", "value": "各大派掌门都会亲自到场,庆贺你执掌衡山派。" }, { "from": "陆一鸣", "value": "您呐,穿上这个准备迎接历史性的时刻。" }, { "from": "莫小贝", "value": "这么大,怎么穿啊?好吧,穿就穿。" }, { "from": "陆一鸣", "value": "咱们衡山派历任掌门,那都是英雄好汉。你太爷爷,你爷爷,你爹,你哥。当然,我说的是他犯错误以前啊。" }, { "from": "周敦儒", "value": "千万不要辜负我们的期望啊。" }, { "from": "祝小芸", "value": "有了你,衡山派一定能重振雄风的。" }, { "from": "陆一鸣", "value": "重要的是,师父,师娘。我们哥仨儿,尽力啦。" }, { "from": "祝小芸", "value": "师兄。" }, { "from": "陆一鸣", "value": "哭什么,让掌门换衣服,出去。" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "小贝,小贝小贝。你要干啥去呀?" }, { "from": "莫小贝", "value": "出去转转。" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "出去转转,你是想逃跑吧。各大派的掌门都已经到了,就在镇口的西摊上等你呢。仪式马上就要开始啦。" }, { "from": "莫小贝", "value": "算啦,这掌门我不当了。我不当这掌门了。" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "你说不当就不当了?你当初要么就不要答应。既然答应了,就一定要做好。做事可不能出尔反尔。你那三位师兄,为了这场仪式,省吃俭用,节衣缩食,他们为了凑酒钱,已经好几天都没有吃饱饭啦。不光如此,他们连剑都给卖了。你祝师兄的那把剑,是他娘留给他的唯一遗物。他们做了这么多滴事情,只为了让你出一次风头,结果你还……小贝,你这不是背信弃义吗?你能这么做人吗?" }, { "from": "莫小贝", "value": "好啦好啦,我去还不行吗?" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "哎等等,你先坐。你去了之后,准备说啥?" }, { "from": "莫小贝", "value": "这个酒啊菜啊,都是我嫂子给你们提供的,你们大家吃好喝好啊。" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "好滴很,还有呢?" }, { "from": "莫小贝", "value": "你们千万别多吃,我嫂子抠门不乐意。" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "哎呀,说这干啥呢。这是人家的秘密,说你自己想说的。" }, { "from": "莫小贝", "value": "谁会金枪锁喉啊,练给我看看,我最想看这个。" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "哎呀,不要说别人的事,要说衡山派的事情。" }, { "from": "莫小贝", "value": "请各位前辈拭目以待,我一定会好好努力的。" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "这就行了,走。" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "掌柜的,不不不好了。" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "钱夫人知道你要参加掌门仪式,已经带了一帮人过来闹事,砸场子了。" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "小贝,快去快去。" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "不用太害怕。各大派掌门已经亲自出手,把那帮人给收拾了。" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "咋回事啊?" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "你想啊,武当的冲虚道长,劝了她半天,她不听。还管人叫杂毛,管少林方丈叫秃驴,峨嵋派的玄静师太上来打圆场,她非但不领情吧,还反问人家。你们三位是什么关系呀?我咋瞅着有点不正常呢?然后,然后就……" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "然后就嗖嗖嗖,被他们打的满天乱飞。" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "看看去,看看去。" } ] }, { "id": "episode_17_chunk_29", "conversations": [ { "from": "白展堂", "value": "钱夫人,命苦啊。" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "先是挨了少林方丈的一招达摩腿。" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "紧接着被武当掌门来了两招太极拳。" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "又让峨嵋师太连捅了三四剑。" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "还没等落下来呢,就被开灯大师连点了五六下,全是死穴啊。" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "紧接着又挨了一整套的七伤拳,被崆峒五老啊打得是满天乱飞,半个时辰以后才掉下来。" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "一个人,如果能在有生之年,同时挨这么多下。" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "而且是最精深最高明的武功。" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "这是何等的荣幸啊。" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "哎。" }, { "from": "钱掌柜", "value": "凶手在哪儿?凶手在哪儿?" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "早走了,你娘子怎么样了?" }, { "from": "钱掌柜", "value": "我娘子活是活过来了,可是彻底给毁了。" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "瘫痪啦?" }, { "from": "钱掌柜", "value": "还不如瘫痪了呢。这两天啊我是忙里忙外,端屎端尿的伺候她,她这回挨完打之后,好象变了个人。对我不打不骂了,特别温柔老对我笑。刚才在家里跟我说,老公,别太累了喝点水。这让我以后还怎么过日子?" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "哎呀,这多好啊。" }, { "from": "钱掌柜", "value": "好什么好,以前我做生意,老犯糊涂,她总能把我打醒,所以我们家生意才蒸蒸日上。现在可到好,不管我干什么,她都说好好好,是是是。这生意以后还怎么做啊。" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "那说明你现在确实好了嘛。" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "就是。" }, { "from": "钱掌柜", "value": "好什么好,前两天,我还为了私藏私房钱,拿了我们家好几十两银子呢。" }, { "from": "钱掌柜", "value": "啊?" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "噢,那银子是你拿的呀。" }, { "from": "钱掌柜", "value": "我拿的呀, 后来是我报的官,后来我实在熬不住,就跟娘子说了,非但没跟我急,还跟我说,老公啊咱们家的钱都是你的。还偷着拿干什么呀?你说我以后这日子还怎么过呀?" }, { "from": "邢捕头", "value": "那你跟我到衙门过去吧。" }, { "from": "钱掌柜", "value": "刑捕头。" }, { "from": "邢捕头", "value": "你监守自盗,还敢欺瞒父母官。你等着挨板子吧。" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "呀刑捕头呀,那他这得挨多少下啊?" }, { "from": "邢捕头", "value": "至少四十大板。干什么干什么?" }, { "from": "钱掌柜", "value": "刑捕头,你以后打我要是少于八十大板,我跟你急。我娘子以后不打我了,全仰仗你啦。受累,天天打我八十大板。求你了。" }, { "from": "邢捕头", "value": "别别别,你别抓我。" } ] }, { "id": "episode_17_chunk_30", "conversations": [ { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "哎,你们要干啥?" }, { "from": "陆一鸣", "value": "带她回衡山。" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "凭啥?" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "她是人家掌门。" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "不要说掌门,掌窗户也不行。要走你们走,小贝留下,小贝过来。" }, { "from": "陆一鸣", "value": "你的心情我们可以理解。" }, { "from": "周敦儒", "value": "但是堂堂的衡山掌门,总不能呆到别的地方吧。" }, { "from": "祝小芸", "value": "您放心吧,有掌门在,我们一定可以振兴衡山的。" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "咋振兴?干啥不得花钱?你们现在要是能拿出一两银子来,额就放她走。" }, { "from": "陆一鸣", "value": "这不用你管,我们自有办法。" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "有啥办法?你们剑都已经当了,还当衣裳吗?还是上街卖艺啊?还是伸手要饭呀?你们还是大侠,丢不丢人?" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "以前没有掌门呢,卖也就卖了,现在再拉上她啊,衡山派集体卖艺,再加上集体讨饭。" }, { "from": "祝小芸", "value": "我们苦点累点谗点没关系。可,可就是怕掌门。" }, { "from": "周敦儒", "value": "我无能。" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "所以啊,你们就得想办法先赚点儿钱,回衡山先置办点房产地产,等小贝长大了,再来接她。" }, { "from": "陆一鸣", "value": "怎么样?啊。" }, { "from": "祝小芸", "value": "好是好。可是……" }, { "from": "周敦儒", "value": "可是咱上哪弄钱去?" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "额倒是有个办法。就是不知道合适不合适。" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "您说。" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "俺们家在汉中开了个镖局。" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "龙门镖局。" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "如果你们不嫌弃的话,平时可以走走镖,每趟下来,最少也可以赚七八两银子。" }, { "from": "祝小芸", "value": "好的呀,好的呀。" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "额这有封推荐信,去了之后。直接找俺爹就行了。" }, { "from": "陆一鸣", "value": "掌柜的,大恩不言谢,后会有期。" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "慢走,小郭。" }, { "from": "陆一鸣", "value": "咱们的剑。" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "额特意替你们赎回来的,走镖的时候总得带上家伙吧。" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "掌柜的。" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "不送。" }, { "from": "莫小贝", "value": "走吧走吧,别再伤心了。不送了啊,走吧走吧。" }, { "from": "陆一鸣", "value": "后会有期。" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "三位慢哭啊。" }, { "from": "莫小贝", "value": "嫂子,你说他们为啥哭啊?" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "你说呢?" }, { "from": "莫小贝", "value": "我哪知道啊,估计是饿的。好可怜啊。" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "除了可怜就完啦?" }, { "from": "莫小贝", "value": "那你还想怎么着啊?" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "咋跟谁说话呢?真以为你是掌门咧?" }, { "from": "莫小贝", "value": "噢,那你想怎么着啊?" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "你已经多少天没做功课了?今天晚上,全部补上。" }, { "from": "莫小贝", "value": "啊?师兄,带我一起走。" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "放小郭。" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "哈哈,哎呀,莫小贝。" }, { "from": "莫小贝", "value": "你松开我,救命啊,你干嘛你?" } ] }, { "id": "episode_18_chunk_0", "conversations": [ { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "哈哈,美滴很,美滴很,张三丰耍过的桃木剑,王重阳手抄的道德经,小龙女用过的。" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "裹脚布,这个这个。" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "拿走拿走。" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "哎哎哎,这把刀是什么来头啊?" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "赤焰刀,东方不败用过的,不要动。" }, { "from": "莫小贝", "value": "这是我的东西,我凭什么不能动?" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "什么时候成你的了?" }, { "from": "莫小贝", "value": "这些东西都是各大派掌门送给我的礼物,你们,你们不要欺人太甚啊。" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "呦,你还学会用成语了啊?" }, { "from": "莫小贝", "value": "还给你,你把它还给我。" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "不要动,你要是能用成语造个句子,额就让她还给你。" }, { "from": "莫小贝", "value": "你说吧,什么成语?" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "额想想啊,就是刚才那个,欺人太甚。" }, { "from": "莫小贝", "value": "郭芙蓉你不要欺人太甚。" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "跟我有什么关系?" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "重造一个,不学说你白大哥,也不学说额。" }, { "from": "莫小贝", "value": "你们仨不要欺人太甚。" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "额看你才是欺人太甚,换一个,情真意切。" }, { "from": "莫小贝", "value": "你叫我用情真意切造个句子?" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "对呀,你赶紧造啊。" }, { "from": "莫小贝", "value": "造了呀,你叫我用情真意切造个句子。" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "你这造的是个啥嘛?" }, { "from": "莫小贝", "value": "那不管,反正我造了,你把东西还给我。" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "美不死你,老白,把东西拿出去,藏好了。" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "好咧。" }, { "from": "莫小贝", "value": "我把全部的各大派掌门都招回来,杀你们个片甲不留。" } ] }, { "id": "episode_18_chunk_1", "conversations": [ { "from": "白展堂", "value": "知道什么叫削铁如泥,吹毛立断吗?拔根头发放上,一吹。当然不是放在刀鞘上,是放在刀刃上。" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "真的假的,你给我看看。" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "别动。" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "你不说吹毛立断吗?你拔出来我看看刃。" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "别动,再动我点你啊。" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "我就看一眼。" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "葵花点穴手。" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "这么点小事你就把他给点了。" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "摸菜刀的手敢动这把刀,答应我再也不动了。" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "我怎么才能让你相信呢?" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "眨眼,葵花解穴手。" }, { "from": "邢捕头", "value": "哇哇哇,一看刀鞘就是好刀,好刀。" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "刑捕头。" }, { "from": "邢捕头", "value": "拔出来看看。" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "这刀不是我的。" }, { "from": "邢捕头", "value": "拔出来看看。" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "不是我的。" }, { "from": "邢捕头", "value": "小气劲儿,我就是看看嘛。" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "那个刑捕头你吃点啥儿,让大嘴给你做去。" }, { "from": "邢捕头", "value": "不不不,我马上就要离开着儿了,上回锦衣卫把衙门给踩塌了,我得上京城找他们要银子去。" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "哎呀,那你这一走得几天呐?" }, { "from": "邢捕头", "value": "快则十天半月,慢就不好说了。" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "您要是走了?咱们镇的治安怎么办啊?" }, { "from": "邢捕头", "value": "这不还有小六嘛,小六子。" }, { "from": "邢捕头", "value": "小六?" }, { "from": "邢捕头", "value": "我今天来啊,就要打个招呼,各位,我不在的时候,还请各位多关照点儿。这小子是个杠头,又不会来事儿,千万别让他胡来,最重要的是,别让他喝酒。" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "有酒我自己还留着喝呢。" }, { "from": "邢捕头", "value": "不知道啥时候回来,留的念想啊。六儿。" }, { "from": "燕小六", "value": "放心吧,师傅,师傅,包儿,师傅,你早点回来。" }, { "from": "邢捕头", "value": "回去吧。" }, { "from": "燕小六", "value": "嗨。" }, { "from": "燕小六", "value": "坐这。" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "别紧张。" }, { "from": "燕小六", "value": "有酒吗?" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "你个小破孩,你喝啥酒啊你还?" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "他也知道酒壮怂人胆,哎,闻过酒味吗?" }, { "from": "燕小六", "value": "我又不是没喝过,以前在北岗的时候,谁家结婚,都得请我喝酒,一喝就是好几碗呢。" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "哎呀,三四长胡子,你看你那小老样儿,呵呵,你咋不说你喝好几坛呢,好几缸呢?" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "是,要吹就往大里吹,那多唬人呢。" }, { "from": "燕小六", "value": "你们。" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "怎么着?怎么着?别拦我,还别拦我。好不容易碰一酒仙,我不得讨教两招,啊?" }, { "from": "燕小六", "value": "拿酒来。" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "大嘴拿酒去。" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "哎。" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "正好这剩半碗,先把这酒喝了吧。" } ] }, { "id": "episode_18_chunk_2", "conversations": [ { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "这熊孩子,疯起来拽都拽不住,真不愧是属虎的。" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "有啥说法嘛?" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "势如疯虎。" }, { "from": "莫小贝", "value": "你还狐假虎威呢。" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "呦呵,这个词你都会用了。" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "只要是贬义词,就没有她不知道的。" }, { "from": "莫小贝", "value": "谁说的我还知道褒义词啊。" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "那你说一个。" }, { "from": "莫小贝", "value": "出水芙蓉。" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "哎,这个不错诶,再说一个。" }, { "from": "莫小贝", "value": "入土为安。嫂子她打我。" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "那你就乖一点儿嘛。" }, { "from": "莫小贝", "value": "那我要是学乖了,你就把那些东西还给我。" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "哎呀,嫂子不要你的东西,只要你快快乐乐,平平安安。" }, { "from": "莫小贝", "value": "那把东西还给我,我就快乐了。" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "那种快乐是短暂的,对咱们女人来讲,真正的快乐就是嫁个好男人,然后一生一世的伺候他。" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "这话我不同意啊,为什么不是他伺候咱们呐?" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "看到了吧,这就是她嫁不出去的原因。" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "追我的人多了,我是挑花了眼。" }, { "from": "莫小贝", "value": "是吓破了胆吧。" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "你什么意思啊?" }, { "from": "莫小贝", "value": "你自己说的呀,别人在后面追,你就在前头逃,一边逃还一边嚎,快来救救我啊。谁要救了我,我就嫁给谁,不管是瞎子聋子瘸子疤子,哎呦HOHO~" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "够了。不会吧,我的隔山打牛终于练成啦?" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "快走。" } ] }, { "id": "episode_18_chunk_3", "conversations": [ { "from": "燕小六", "value": "快说,姓嘛,叫嘛,从哪儿来,到哪儿去,谁能证明,要不然我铐了你们我。" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "展堂,这是干啥呢嘛这是。" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "喝多了。" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "哎呀,你还坐着,咋不拦着他呢?" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "我拦啥呀,就喝了半碗。" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "哎呀,你还坐着,咋不拦着他呢?" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "我拦啥呀,就喝了半碗。" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "真是的,小六儿。他们可都是店里的客人,跟你师傅都也挺熟的。" }, { "from": "燕小六", "value": "既然跟我师傅熟,谁能说出我师傅的尊姓大名。我就放他走,说不上来了吧。" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "喂喂喂,你有完没完?你信不信我排你啊?" }, { "from": "燕小六", "value": "你还敢恐吓本捕快,没你们事儿了,走。你留下。" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "你怎么着?你还想砍我?来来来来。" }, { "from": "燕小六", "value": "我铐了你,我。我怎么真把你铐上了?" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "你敢铐我。" }, { "from": "燕小六", "value": "喝多了,我我我给你想法打开啊。" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "不行,燕小六,燕捕快,你把话给我说清楚,我犯了什么罪,凭什么铐我?" }, { "from": "燕小六", "value": "我不是故意的,刚才的情形你也看见了,帮我求求情啊。大哥,大姐,大嘴,大秀才。大妹子。" }, { "from": "莫小贝", "value": "想让我帮忙?" }, { "from": "燕小六", "value": "想想想。" }, { "from": "莫小贝", "value": "有个条件。" }, { "from": "燕小六", "value": "您说您说。" }, { "from": "莫小贝", "value": "你那铐子借我玩两天。" }, { "from": "燕小六", "value": "胡闹嘛,铐子能随便借你玩吗?" }, { "from": "莫小贝", "value": "那算了,小郭姐姐,他早就跟我说了,像你这号人,就得铐一铐,杀杀威风。" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "我跟你拼了。" }, { "from": "燕小六", "value": "我跟你拼了。" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "活该。" }, { "from": "燕小六", "value": "你们敢铐我。" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "不是我,是她。" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "俺们都不是故意的。" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "不是故意的。" }, { "from": "燕小六", "value": "不是故意的,这铐子能自己长我手上来?" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "这叫做啥话嘛,刚才的情形你又不是没有看到,大家闹着玩滴嘛。" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "闹着玩的。" }, { "from": "燕小六", "value": "堂堂的朝廷官员,是让你们铐着玩的嘛?" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "啥时候成了朝廷官员了你。" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "你不就是捕快吗?" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "不要拿捕快不当干部,燕捕快。" }, { "from": "燕小六", "value": "真的?" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "额啥时候骗过你呀,那你都喜欢什么样子的?" }, { "from": "燕小六", "value": "我喜欢那种眼睛大大的,睫毛长长的,鼻子高高的,身材小小的。" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "耳朵软软的,牙齿白白的。" }, { "from": "燕小六", "value": "对对对,你怎么知道的?" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "你说的那是驴。" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "小六,燕捕快,你说的这个,额还真有个合适的人选。要不额现在就带你看看去。" }, { "from": "燕小六", "value": "还是改天再去吧。" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "为啥嘛?" }, { "from": "燕小六", "value": "你们还没找出铐我的理由来呢,我怎么能走。" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "那你就铐着吧,憋死你。" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "啊……" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "小六快跑,小六。" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "我砍死你这小畜生。" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "大嘴,人家是朝廷的人。" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "你放不放手,你放不放。" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "我不放。我最得意的,能吃饭能拿刀的右手啊。" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "展堂保重。" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "燕小六,你还说你是个捕快呢。你看你着怂样,回家喝奶去吧。" }, { "from": "燕小六", "value": "李大嘴,你说嘛呢?好,你今天要不砍死我,我就不是燕青的第十九代玄孙……来吧。" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "我改天我再砍死你。" }, { "from": "燕小六", "value": "改天你再坐大牢。" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "哎,你怎么不害怕呀?" }, { "from": "燕小六", "value": "我不表示我害怕了吗?这多像。他们演的太假。" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "呵呵,你早就看出来了?" }, { "from": "燕小六", "value": "一直没戳穿,就想看看他们,到底玩出嘛花样来。" } ] }, { "id": "episode_18_chunk_4", "conversations": [ { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "哎呀妈呀,我把嗓子喊哑他都不信啊?" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "杀人不行,咱就放火。" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "那把房子点了咋办?" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "没事儿就来点儿小烟。" }, { "from": "莫小贝", "value": "我来点。" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "行动。" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "你,你以后也许会是个好捕快。" }, { "from": "燕小六", "value": "现在不是吗?" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "差的远咧,什么味儿啊?" }, { "from": "燕小六", "value": "好象嘛东西烧焦了。" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "着火啦,快跑。" }, { "from": "燕小六", "value": "你信吗?" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "不信,戏太假了。" }, { "from": "燕小六", "value": "我也不信。" } ] }, { "id": "episode_18_chunk_5", "conversations": [ { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "哎哎哎,说啥呢?" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "说咱戏太假。" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "演成这样不错了,这年头哪有好演员呐。" } ] }, { "id": "episode_18_chunk_6", "conversations": [ { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "哎,你说要真着起火来,咱俩怎么办?" }, { "from": "燕小六", "value": "真着火了,拿刀砍啊。" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "砍哪里呀?" }, { "from": "燕小六", "value": "砍栏杆。" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "栏杆要砍不断呢?" }, { "from": "燕小六", "value": "那就照着儿砍。" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "照这儿怎么砍?" }, { "from": "燕小六", "value": "把手砍了你不就能逃命了吗?" } ] }, { "id": "episode_18_chunk_7", "conversations": [ { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "哎呀,里面说啥了嘛?" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "好象小六让小郭把他手砍下来。" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "啊?那咋办啊?" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "赶紧进去呀,小郭要是真动手,咱全完了。" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "她真能砍啊?" } ] }, { "id": "episode_18_chunk_8", "conversations": [ { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "哎,你还挺大公无私的嘛。" }, { "from": "燕小六", "value": "那是,身为捕快心系百姓,一只胳膊算得了什么。" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "行,有种,我记你这个人情了,就当你已经为我砍了一只手。" } ] }, { "id": "episode_18_chunk_9", "conversations": [ { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "赶紧的呀。" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "她居然说她领他这个情?" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "呀,这样的男人才叫爷们儿。" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "不行,我得进去问问。" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "大嘴,再听听。他又说啥了?" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "人生和理想。" } ] }, { "id": "episode_18_chunk_10", "conversations": [ { "from": "燕小六", "value": "我的理想,是当一个好捕快。" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "你已经是一个好捕快了呀。我爹说过,一个好捕快,就是不能让好人受一点儿委屈。也不能让坏人尝一点儿甜头。" }, { "from": "燕小六", "value": "恩,你能把我个忙吗?" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "帮什么忙?" }, { "from": "燕小六", "value": "你先把眼睛闭上,我再告诉你。" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "好吧。" }, { "from": "燕小六", "value": "好吧,来吧,睁眼吧。你噘嘴干嘛?" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "啊啊,你无耻。" }, { "from": "燕小六", "value": "你打我干嘛?" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "你说呢?" }, { "from": "燕小六", "value": "我后背痒痒。想请你帮忙,一次挠个痛快,你就打我。" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "对不起啊,哪儿啊。" }, { "from": "燕小六", "value": "上上上,下下下,左左左,右右右。上上下下左左右右,左三圈右三圈。脖子扭扭,屁股扭扭,…………做运动。" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "你你你,还有你。你把我带走吧。" }, { "from": "燕小六", "value": "带你去哪儿啊?" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "衙门啊。是打是骂,是关是罚随你便。" }, { "from": "燕小六", "value": "对不起,我帮不了你。" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "为什么?" }, { "from": "燕小六", "value": "因为我是一个好捕快,一个好捕快,绝不能让好人受半点委屈,也不让坏人尝半点甜头。" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "也就是说。" }, { "from": "燕小六", "value": "这个事儿就这么算了。谁来把这链子弄开?" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "我来。]" }, { "from": "莫小贝", "value": "别动,砍坏了怎么办?" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "砍不坏,这把刀削铁如泥,吹毛立断。" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "小贝,把刀放下。" }, { "from": "莫小贝", "value": "凭什么,这把刀是我的。" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "你的你的,是你的呀。但是等你长大之后才能给你。" }, { "from": "莫小贝", "value": "我已经长大了呀,你看。" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "你真的想要这把刀?" }, { "from": "莫小贝", "value": "嫂子,我跟你说,这不是刀而是我的第一份礼物。你老说等你长大等你长大,那得等到什么时候啊,我除了那床破被子以外什么都没有。你看人家邱小东,连金库钥匙都归人家管。" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "那是因为人家小东懂事。" }, { "from": "莫小贝", "value": "难道我不懂事吗?难道我连自己的东西都管不好吗?我连这点信任都得不到吗?嫂子。" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "小贝,这件事情是嫂子不对,确实没有考虑到你的感受,从现在起,你的东西全部由你自己处置。" }, { "from": "莫小贝", "value": "恩,嫂子谢谢你,我一定不会让你失望的。" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "嫂子相信你啊。" }, { "from": "莫小贝", "value": "拿去吧,轻点儿砍啊,砍坏了你赔。" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "哪那么多废话,闪开。" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "小心一点儿啊。" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "断了断了断了。" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "真是把宝刀啊,莫掌门。" } ] }, { "id": "episode_18_chunk_11", "conversations": [ { "from": "白展堂", "value": "客官,里边请。" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "哎,我那个铐子你们给我放哪儿了?" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "都断成两截了,还有啥用啊?" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "当然有用了,也算没白冒这个险嘛。" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "冒啥险了?那火又没真烧起来。" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "要真烧起来倒还好了,看他还敢不敢那么镇定自若。" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "秀才你这个人就是酸滴很。小贝站住,哪儿来的关东糖?" }, { "from": "莫小贝", "value": "我同学给的。" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "哪个同学?" }, { "from": "莫小贝", "value": "说了你也不认识。" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "老白。" } ] }, { "id": "episode_18_chunk_17", "conversations": [ { "from": "白展堂", "value": "咋的这是,羊颠风又犯了?" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "可不敢让秀才听见,要不又把筷子塞她嘴里。就为了这个事儿呀。" } ] }, { "id": "episode_18_chunk_19", "conversations": [ { "from": "燕小六", "value": "几跟关东糖,就换了这么一把削铁如泥的宝刀,你当小爷没做过生意,啊?说,从哪儿来的?" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "莫小贝,额让你吃。" }, { "from": "莫小贝", "value": "你自己说的我东西都由我自己处置的。" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "额让你处置。" }, { "from": "燕小六", "value": "走走。我再问你最后一遍,说不说?" }, { "from": "卖糖人", "value": "大人,我冤枉啊。" }, { "from": "燕小六", "value": "知道嘛叫好捕快吗?绝不让好人受一点儿委屈,也不让坏人尝一点儿甜头。说不说,跟我走。呦呵,你还敢拒捕。好啊,帮我照顾好我十八姨太她未来的婆婆。" }, { "from": "燕小六", "value": "你妈。" }, { "from": "燕小六", "value": "对,看刀。" }, { "from": "燕小六", "value": "刀下留人。" } ] }, { "id": "episode_18_chunk_21", "conversations": [ { "from": "燕小六", "value": "给。" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "你以为这是屠龙刀啊?" }, { "from": "燕小六", "value": "我没让你砍铐子," }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "那你什么意思嘛?" }, { "from": "燕小六", "value": "来照这砍。手起刀落,不会很疼的,要不然咱俩谁都逃不了,快快快。" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "你你你,咳咳。" }, { "from": "燕小六", "value": "没用,我自己来。" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "哎哎,拿过来。" }, { "from": "燕小六", "value": "又怎么地了?" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "我留下来陪你。" }, { "from": "燕小六", "value": "你可想好了,你连人都没嫁过呐。" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "你不也没娶过吗?" }, { "from": "燕小六", "value": "好,今天我就豁出去了。我就舍命陪淑女了。" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "小六。" }, { "from": "燕小六", "value": "小郭。你能帮我个忙吗?" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "不会又是挠痒痒吧。" } ] }, { "id": "episode_18_chunk_22", "conversations": [ { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "我有那么大魅力吗?" }, { "from": "莫小贝", "value": "有……我有钱,先给我来十串糖葫芦。" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "又说梦话,十串你吃得完吗你,魔镜魔镜告诉我,小六要的是什么。" }, { "from": "莫小贝", "value": "你……就是你把钱交出来。" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "哟,还敢抢钱了,太不象话了。醒醒小贝,小贝。" }, { "from": "莫小贝", "value": "怎么了?" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "老实交代,刚才梦见啥了?" }, { "from": "莫小贝", "value": "我梦见,我去买糖葫芦,摆摊那老头收完钱他不给我东西。" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "喔,这么回事,那是得抢。你继续睡吧。" }, { "from": "莫小贝", "value": "你就为这事把我吵起来啊?" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "行了行了,别生气了,明天赔你一串糖葫芦啊。" }, { "from": "莫小贝", "value": "不行,两串。一串糖山药,一串糖葫芦。" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "行行行,那你得先答应我一件事儿。" }, { "from": "莫小贝", "value": "什么事儿?" } ] }, { "id": "episode_18_chunk_23", "conversations": [ { "from": "莫小贝", "value": "哎呀,小六还来不来,不来我上学了啊。" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "小贝小贝,来了来了,好好问啊,问出来有奖。" }, { "from": "莫小贝", "value": "小郭姐姐,那个第一个问题啥来着?" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "笨死了小贝,不是你,是我,我。" }, { "from": "莫小贝", "value": "我说的就是我呀。" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "不是我,是小郭。站在你面前这个人,明白了吗?" }, { "from": "莫小贝", "value": "噢。" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "去吧,去吧。" }, { "from": "莫小贝", "value": "小六哥,你再过来一下。你坐你坐,我再问你啊,就是小郭姐姐和你师傅同时掉进水里,你先救谁?" }, { "from": "燕小六", "value": "你说嘛玩意儿?" }, { "from": "莫小贝", "value": "你先等着啊。" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "笨死了小贝,不是你,是我,我。" }, { "from": "莫小贝", "value": "我说的就是我呀。" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "不是我,是小郭。站在你面前这个人,明白了吗?" }, { "from": "莫小贝", "value": "噢。" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "去吧,去吧。" }, { "from": "莫小贝", "value": "小六哥,你再过来一下。你坐你坐,我再问你啊,就是小郭姐姐和你师傅同时掉进水里,你先救谁?" }, { "from": "燕小六", "value": "你嘛意思啊?" }, { "from": "莫小贝", "value": "没什么意思啊,你到底先救谁嘛?" }, { "from": "燕小六", "value": "是不是我师傅出嘛意外了?" }, { "from": "莫小贝", "value": "是不是啊?" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "嗨。" }, { "from": "燕小六", "value": "嗨。我师傅到底怎么地了?" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "我哪知道他怎么地了?" }, { "from": "燕小六", "value": "那她为嘛问我这个问题?" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "她问你,你问我干嘛呀。" }, { "from": "莫小贝", "value": "不是我,是她让我说的,跟我没关系啊。糖葫芦我不要了,你们俩慢聊,我上学去啦。" }, { "from": "燕小六", "value": "郭芙蓉,我师傅到底怎么地了?我再给你最后一次机会。" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "我我……我就不说。" }, { "from": "燕小六", "value": "你说不说?" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "不说不说就不说。你有本事砍我好了,你砍死我,砍死我。" }, { "from": "燕小六", "value": "我求求你了,郭小姐,我师傅到底怎么地啦?是死是活,你倒给我个准信儿。" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "起来先。" }, { "from": "燕小六", "value": "你可想好了,你连人都没嫁过呐。" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "你不也没娶过吗?" }, { "from": "燕小六", "value": "好,今天我就豁出去了。我就舍命陪淑女了。" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "小六。" }, { "from": "燕小六", "value": "小郭。你能帮我个忙吗?" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "不会又是挠痒痒吧。" } ] }, { "id": "episode_18_chunk_24", "conversations": [ { "from": "燕小六", "value": "一果。" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "一颗,一颗。" }, { "from": "燕小六", "value": "一颗陆户习习门。" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "这咋整的,不认字。来来来。一颗六扇门新星的诞生。" }, { "from": "燕小六", "value": "这嘛意思啊?" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "小郭那个问题呢,是想从人际关系和专业知识方面,对你进行一系列的测试。" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "对,如果通过了,就说明你是个好捕快。" }, { "from": "燕小六", "value": "你早说呀,瞧把我吓的,你赶紧吧。" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "还是原来那个问题,如果我和你师傅同时掉水里,你会先救谁?" }, { "from": "燕小六", "value": "那肯定先救你嘛。" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "我的问题问完了。" }, { "from": "燕小六", "value": "我师傅他会狗刨。如果不会就对不起啦。" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "恩。" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "他的问题答完了。" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "无所谓,那毕竟是人家师父呀,呵,下个问题。" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "第二个问题啊,在这世上你最最喜欢谁?" }, { "from": "燕小六", "value": "那还用问嘛,我师父啊。" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "除了你师父。" }, { "from": "燕小六", "value": "那就是,我七舅姥爷,他三外甥,还有我四姑,四婶,他小堂弟,还有我十六姨她第二个老公的小姨子第三个妹夫。" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "哎呀够了,除了你们家亲戚,沾一点亲的都不行。" }, { "from": "燕小六", "value": "沾亲不行,那可就得想想了。" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "那你就在咱镇上找。" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "对呀。" }, { "from": "燕小六", "value": "那就是二丫了。" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "谁?" }, { "from": "燕小六", "value": "东街宋寡妇她闺女,养那条狗。" }, { "from": "燕小六", "value": "啊?" }, { "from": "燕小六", "value": "逮谁咬谁,就不咬我,跟我好极了, 必须得是人吗?" }, { "from": "燕小六", "value": "废话。" }, { "from": "燕小六", "value": "那可有点麻烦了。" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "不麻烦,就在我们店里找。" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "对呀对呀。" }, { "from": "燕小六", "value": "在你们店里找,那就是…老白。" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "必须得是女的。" }, { "from": "燕小六", "value": "那就是你。" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "啊?" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "必须得是姓郭的,下个问题。" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "第三个问题啊,你最想和谁共进晚餐,必须是我们店里的啊而且是女的。" }, { "from": "燕小六", "value": "用不用姓郭?" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "不用。" }, { "from": "燕小六", "value": "那就是佟掌柜呗。" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "为什么呀?" }, { "from": "燕小六", "value": "跟你吃饭不用付帐。" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "你不傻啊。" }, { "from": "燕小六", "value": "那嘛,我还得巡街。回头再聊啊,留步诸位留步。" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "咋样?认输了吧。" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "认输了吧。" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "他这叫欲盖弥彰,越喜欢谁,他就越说不出口,否则他为什么要逃。" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "啥话都让你说了,那让俺们说啥呀?" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "你们就不用说,光看就行了。" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "看什么?" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "哼,醋海翻波。" } ] }, { "id": "episode_18_chunk_25", "conversations": [ { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "来了来了。" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "六啊,来来。走这么快上哪儿去啊?" }, { "from": "燕小六", "value": "你有嘛话说说,你别老拉拉扯扯的行不行?" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "喝杯茶不行啊?" }, { "from": "燕小六", "value": "我衙门里还有事儿,我得赶紧回衙门。" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "六儿,这点儿面子都不给?走走走,进屋喝杯茶,喝杯茶。" }, { "from": "燕小六", "value": "你们赶快点儿,我真的赶时间。" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "快滴很,水正在烧,稍等片刻,啊。" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "秀才,还没有算完呢?" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "就快算完了,你有什么事儿吗?" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "也没什么事,就是想跟你聊一下下嘛。" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "你能等我算完帐再聊吗?" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "不行嘛,人家都巴巴等了你一下午了,就是想跟你说说话了啦。" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "你,这个……" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "我知道你想说什么,你就是看我干活累了,想过来给我捶锤腿嚯。" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "不是的。" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "你知道吗,我最喜欢的就是你你这种含蓄而内敛的性格。" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "我是说真的。" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "你从来不会说假的,这是我最喜欢你的地方。" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "你,你裙子脏了。" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "啊……啊?哎,怎么会这样子啊。" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "你坐的地方有块墨迹,我刚才就想跟你讲,一直不让我说" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "那,那你会帮人家洗吗,不用说了,我知道你的答案。" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "那好啊好啊,呆会你自己洗完裙子之后啊,就帮我把这个桌子也擦一下下,谢谢你了啊。" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "啊?看什么看?没见过美女啊,还看。" }, { "from": "燕小六", "value": "水呢?" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "早着呢,还在烧着,要不先回吧。" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "回去吧。" }, { "from": "燕小六", "value": "说嘛呢?让我喝茶,茶也不上来,让我看了半天白戏,也听不懂说的嘛,这不坑我嘛?" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "实在对不住了,要不晚上再来啊,来吃晚饭啊。" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "哎哎?他怎么走了?" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "在这儿没翻起波,人家回去翻去了。" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "这招不行,我就再用一招。" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "还有一招?" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "最后一招呗,不成就算了。我就不信他的心是铁打的。" } ] }, { "id": "episode_18_chunk_26", "conversations": [ { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "先说好,到什么程度才算?" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "你说你说。" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "以小六的性格,要他亲口说出来恐怕不太现实。" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "那他不说,我们怎么知道呢?" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "你呆会再看嘛,你说,他一会儿动手了,那算不算?" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "废话,你抽他一耳光,他不动手才怪呢。" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "就是。" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "哎呀,我说的不是那个动手。" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "你脑子是不是长东西了?" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "行了行了,你就睁大眼睛看郭女侠的魅力吧。" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "那可是小六啊。" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "小六你等急了吧。" }, { "from": "燕小六", "value": "他们人呐?" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "他们有事儿,咱们先吃。" }, { "from": "燕小六", "value": "咱们先吃,不太好吧,等等他们吧。" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "放心,用不着你掏钱。来来来,先喝一杯。" }, { "from": "燕小六", "value": "我不喝酒了。" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "不喝酒啦,行啊,吃菜好啦。来张嘴。" }, { "from": "燕小六", "value": "我自己夹我自己夹。" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "哎呀。" }, { "from": "燕小六", "value": "怎么的了?" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "筷子掉地上了。" }, { "from": "燕小六", "value": "换一双,给。" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "不要嘛,我就要这一双。" }, { "from": "燕小六", "value": "那你捡起来呗,就在你那儿呢。" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "人家腰疼了啦。" }, { "from": "燕小六", "value": "那就像我这样,扎个马步,再使个手捞,你胳膊长,准能捡得到。" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "胳膊酸了啦。" }, { "from": "燕小六", "value": "那就用脚夹,拿两脚一夹,哎,一接,嘿,连腰都省得弯了。" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "你就不能帮我捡捡。" }, { "from": "燕小六", "value": "行行行,我帮你捡我帮你捡。" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "那还差不多,诶。" }, { "from": "燕小六", "value": "你脚踩着是嘛意思啊。" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "没什么意思啊,诶。" }, { "from": "燕小六", "value": "躲开。" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "哦,诶。" }, { "from": "燕小六", "value": "我打死你。" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "哎哎哎,哎哟,你什么意思啊你?" }, { "from": "燕小六", "value": "你什么意思,看不起我就直说,没必要拐弯抹角羞辱我。" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "谁羞辱你了?" }, { "from": "燕小六", "value": "少来这套,你自己心里清楚。大不了以后不来了。" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "你爱来不来。" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "我打死你,我打死你。" } ] }, { "id": "episode_18_chunk_27", "conversations": [ { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "什么人呐这是,什么人呐这是,什么人呐这是。" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "还在生小六的气吧?" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "我犯得上跟他生气?" }, { "from": "莫小贝", "value": "嫂子你过来看,每一道呢,就代表一句“什么人呐这是”。" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "额知道了,你先出去啊,哎呀,额跟你小郭姐姐聊两句话嘛。听话啊。" }, { "from": "莫小贝", "value": "恩。" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "哎呀,喜欢不喜欢,是不能强求滴。" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "谁强求啦?我又不喜欢他。" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "那你折腾个啥嘛?" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "我折腾,是因为我跟你打了赌啊。" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "你嘴还挺硬的。额一直想问你一句话啊。如果没有那天的砍手事件,你还会喜欢他吗?" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "应该不会吧。" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "那就说明你不喜欢他。" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "为什么?" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "因为,如果一个人他让我感激,额愿意把命都交给他;如果一个人让额感动,那额就愿意把自己都交给他,明白吗?总有一天你会明白的。" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "哎,掌柜的,我想求你帮我个忙。" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "帮啥忙?" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "明天我想试最后一次。" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "还有最后一次啊?你试你试,不要伤心就行了啊。" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "我心里有数的。你就帮我绣一个荷包,就绣鸳鸯,我想把他送给小六 。要是小六收下呢,就算我赢了。要是小六不收的话,就算你赢。" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "恩,那就预祝你成功。哎,走咧。" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "绣好看一点儿啊。什么人呐这是。" } ] }, { "id": "episode_18_chunk_28", "conversations": [ { "from": "白展堂", "value": "从开门一直望到现在,你说你不累呀,啊?" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "人家找他有事儿嘛。" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "呦呦,现在连人名儿都不说了,直接成他啦,他好啦,他干嘛了啦。他冷了啦,他饿了啦。" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "排山倒海了啦。" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "没打着了啦。" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "什么味儿啊。" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "还是泔水味。再这么折腾下去,我这条胳膊算废了。" }, { "from": "燕小六", "value": "就当锻炼身体了,生命在于运动。" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "那你咋不运动运动呢?站着说话不嫌腰疼,要不你拎。" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "小六你来啦。" }, { "from": "燕小六", "value": "来了,怎么着?" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "你怕什么呀?我又不打你。给。" }, { "from": "燕小六", "value": "嘛玩意儿?" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "这是小郭给你绣的荷包。" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "干啥呀?" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "呦呦,行啊,小郭,还学会绣企鹅了。" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "这是鸳鸯,小六,鸳鸯。" }, { "from": "燕小六", "value": "对不起,我不要。" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "为什么?" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "为啥呀?" }, { "from": "燕小六", "value": "因为,我是个捕快。" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "捕快怎么了?" }, { "from": "燕小六", "value": "这两天,你们想干嘛,我心里一清二楚。不就是泔水车不让进城的事儿吗?那是现行的规定,谁也别想走后门。" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "谁谁想走后门啦?" }, { "from": "燕小六", "value": "不想走后门最好,我燕小六虽然说脑子笨。但是并不糊涂,从我当捕快的第一天起,就给自己立下了规定,一不收礼,二不讲情,三不吃请。小恩小惠想通路子,简直白日做梦。美人计,想都别想。" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "我输啦,但我输的心甘情愿。我终于知道感激和感动的区别啦。" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "那感情好呀,预祝你下次成功。" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "我宣布,从今天起,所有的泔水都由我来拎。" }, { "from": "燕小六", "value": "你要嫌累,我可以帮你拎,但泔水车,打死也别想进城。" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "不进不进,打死也不进。" }, { "from": "燕小六", "value": "还有上次那测试没做完,可以继续做吗?" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "没问题啊,上次做到哪道题?" }, { "from": "燕小六", "value": "最想和谁共进晚餐。" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "下一道题,你最想和谁共渡余生?" }, { "from": "燕小六", "value": "还得从你们店里选吧?" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "对呀。" }, { "from": "燕小六", "value": "那就……小郭吧。" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "小六啊,你为啥要选小郭呢?" }, { "from": "燕小六", "value": "她为了我连泔水都拎了,我再不选她,她非得咬死我,下一道题。" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "可怜的小郭啊,感情的路,慢慢熬吧。" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "最终熬成了芙蓉婆。" }, { "from": "燕小六", "value": "你说嘛呢?" } ] }, { "id": "episode_19_chunk_1", "conversations": [ { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "怎么办?" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "谁动手?" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "找个心狠手辣的" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "这件事情就交给你了" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "为什么是我?" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "因为我们都不会使剑,再说了,你不是一直以拯救苍生为己任吗" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "既然这样,那我就只好――" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "好剑法,绝了" }, { "from": "莫小贝", "value": "她还没动手呢" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "静若处子" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "动若脱兔" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "拿着!" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "给小郭让路" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "加油,我们支持你" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "所谓剑走轻灵,刀行厚重,这套奔雷剑法是我娘亲手传于我的,耍起来就一个字——快!" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "这就是你娘的剑法" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "不许骂人" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "这就是你娘的剑法" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "你还骂" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "这个奔雷剑法不是你娘教的吗" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "这可不能怪我这都是李大嘴造的孽,走就走呗,还锁什么门" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "哎呀,这个死大嘴,到那儿去了?展堂,实在不行,你就——" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "大白天我就,我不想活了?" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "这是咱自己的锁" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "自己的也不行,万一被人抓住了,不把我活逮了" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "谁敢逮你,谁敢逮你我就叫小六逮他" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "不是每个男人都惧内的" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "什么意思啊" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "你是不是上次和小六铐出感情来了" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "胡说,谁谁跟他铐出什么感情啊" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "哎,那脸红什么呀" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "有吗,哪有脸红啊" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "脸红怕啥嘛,我要能被铐一下,死了也甘心" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "为什么呀" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "你想嘛,有一个男人甘愿为你显出一只手,你能不心动吗?谁能为我献出一只——" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "加入生命是偶然的邂逅,那么死亡就是必然得分手" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "哎,老白,你敢咒我!" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "谁咒你了,我说什么了干什么呀你,干什么呀,燕小六媳妇要发威了啊!有没有人管,有没有人管?" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "排山倒海!" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "干啥吗,你!" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "闪开!" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "这是个啥嘛" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "石锁,屋里还有好多练武的家伙呢,进来看看" } ] }, { "id": "episode_19_chunk_2", "conversations": [ { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "干啥呢?" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "李大嘴,今儿一整天了上哪儿去了" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "甭跟他废话,直接进入正题" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "这玩意儿你从哪儿拿出来的" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "老实交代,这石锁是干啥用的?" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "我练练臂力,以便掂勺" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "记下,绑腿呢?" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "我练练脚力,以便跑堂" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "小子还学会戕行了你" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "私仇改日再报,接着交代,砖头呢?" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "我练练脑力,以便算帐" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "用不着,我自己会算" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "你这样说也不对嘛,这种活到老学到老的精神,大家都学着点" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "我倒是想学,我就不明白,这砖头怎么练脑力啊" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "我练给你看啊,呀啊——" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "住手住手,坐下,坐下" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "想死没那么容易" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "接着交待问题这铁砂干啥用的?" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "这铁砂――" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "嗯?干啥的?" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "你们猜是干啥的?" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "糖炒栗子" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "恭喜你,答对了,哎呀妈呀,不愧是有学问脑子反应就是快" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "好啊,最后一个必答题,你为什么要锁厨房?五秒钟之内开始回答,开始" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "五,四,三,二,一" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "我我我不想让你们知道" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "知道什么?" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "必答题已经没了呀你刚才说得呀,哈哈哈哈,这回该轮到我了厨房门谁打开的?" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "她" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "郭芙蓉我很你一辈子!" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "你也不要很她,你老也不会来,大家都饿得不行" }, { "from": "莫小贝", "value": "嗯,饿得我连作业都没写" }, { "from": "莫小贝", "value": "做作业去!" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "哎,郭芙蓉,我不给你留晚饭了吗,那么一大包呢" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "那不垃圾吗" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "嗯?" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "小郭你,说你啥好" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "你说你这人,你说你还能干成点啥事" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "李大嘴!" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "咋的呀,想打我呀" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "我我我我打你干吗呀" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "别别别,想打你就来啊我告诉你,今天你要打不死我,你就别号称练过惊涛掌,来!" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "这这可是你自找的,排排排山山山——" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "葵花点穴手" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "干吗下手那么重啊" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "你干啥呀,老白" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "把你打坏了,谁给我们做饭吃" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "别呀,你把她解开,解开,今天她要打不死我,我跟你说,这饭我还就不做了" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "你早就不做饭了,店里早就没有生意了,不做饭立即走人,立即走人!" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "掌柜的,掌柜的,你别生气,你想吃啥啊,炸鸡腿还是氽丸子,我给你做去" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "监视他做饭!" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "赶紧做饭去,别生气,消消气" }, { "from": "莫小贝", "value": "小郭姐姐——" } ] }, { "id": "episode_19_chunk_3", "conversations": [ { "from": "白展堂", "value": "哎呀,这个人呐,就得先苦后甜啊不挨饿,不知道东西好吃,不受冻,不知道衣裳保暖" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "你是保暖了,那边还冻着一个呢" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "唉呦,我忘了老实点啊,葵花解穴手" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "我杀了你——头好晕啊" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "饿得,这是最后一个馒头给你留的" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "怎么是凉的?" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "大嘴生你气了" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "他还敢生我气,我废了他我" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "你废了他?你们往那看没练过几招的能有这架势?能有这气势?敢这么叫板?" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "他他倒是想练,谁教他啊?" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "你不懂,真正的高人专爱挑那些笨徒弟教" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "为什么呀?" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "有挑战性嘛,宋朝有个郭靖,脑子笨得很,大字都不认识几个,出了门连东南西北都找不着,后来就碰见一个高人,叫叫啥七公的" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "烧鸡公?" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "烧七公不是烧鸡公,武功高的很,活活把郭靖给练出来了,那个掌法,恶得很,一掌过去,带着风活活能把树给拍断了" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "大嘴要真能有这造化是好事啊,以后再打架,就不用我出手了" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "你就让他练,练好了再来找我,我随时奉陪" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "你放心,他练好了第一个找的就是你" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "凭什么呀?" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "凭什么?你天天让一个小的欺负着,你不找他算帐啊,啊?" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "哎呀,你不要再吓唬她了,有着闲工夫干点正事去" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "干什么正事啊?" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "过来我跟你说" } ] }, { "id": "episode_19_chunk_4", "conversations": [ { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "看啥呢?" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "手劲不小啊,大嘴" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "这算啥,我跟你说啊,我要动真格的,我能把这毛巾拧成抹布" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "有区别吗?" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "毛巾是整的,抹布是碎的" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "噢——" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "不信是吧?就这墙,我一掌上去准踏" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "别别别,拍塌了谁管修啊" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "这炕也能塌" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "别别别,拍塌了你睡哪啊?" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "这桌子" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "拍塌了我拿什么写字啊?" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "那那这门,这柜子,还有这窗户" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "那都有用!" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "那你让我拍啥啊?" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "你必须今天晚上拍吗?" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "必须要拍,我爆发了,要不我干啥啊?" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "你坐啊,你坐洗洗睡吧啊" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "你啥意思啊?你就不怕我睡迷糊了我一掌伤了你?就我这铁掌要是挨上你,打你个鼻歪眼斜头破血流也就算了,万一打你个半身不遂大小便失禁,谁伺候你,啊?" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "有这么严重吗?" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "你还不信,你看这柱子没有?我这一掌上去准塌你咋不拦着我了?" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "我怕你伤着我" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "没事儿,你离我远点儿就没事儿了" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "我离你挺远的" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "秀才,以后谁欺负你,你跟我说,到时候我一掌拍死他" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "Sweet dream, my hero" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "说啥呢?" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "大侠晚安" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "晚安" } ] }, { "id": "episode_19_chunk_5", "conversations": [ { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "干什么呢?" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "没事儿吧你,大哥,我正练功呢,你哪儿不站你非站我后面" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "好掌法" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "这算什么,我这芙蓉惊涛掌,要是练到第九层,哼哼" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "你现在练到第几层啊" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "第一层" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "哈" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "干什么?我这个年纪练到第一层已经很高了" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "你一定要加紧练习,大嘴的武功,高深莫测" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "像他这种野狐禅,江湖上多得是,我就不信,一个半路出家的厨子,他还能敌的过我的芙蓉惊涛掌" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "你还是信了吧" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "为什么呀?" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "奉掌柜之命,我跟踪李大嘴到了一趟翠微山,你们猜我发现什么了?" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "他加入黑风寨了?" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "比这还可怕一百二十倍这么粗的一棵大树,一掌被拦腰打断" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "不会吧" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "呵,这就害怕了?更可怕的是这么厚的青石板,上面还长着青苔呢,一掌——" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "我也能拍断" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "人家拍碎了风一吹都成末了" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "老白,你不说书你真是屈才了你知道吗?" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "哎呀,我就知道你不信,我把石头都带回来了" } ] }, { "id": "episode_19_chunk_6", "conversations": [ { "from": "客人", "value": "哎,老板,开门了呗?" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "明天再来吧,今天厨子出了点事儿,对不起啊" }, { "from": "莫小贝", "value": "来了来了来了,嫂子来了" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "咋的,找我有事啊" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "也没有什么大事,就是想找你聊一聊" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "晚上聊行吗?我得马上出去办事去" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "聊完再走,快的很,最近过得挺好的吧" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "挺好的" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "工作还算开心吧" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "开心" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "睡眠还算安稳吧" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "安稳" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "武功练的顺利吧" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "顺利" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "不是我说的" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "不是你说的他们怎么知道的" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "都是自己人,知道了怕啥。你跟谁学的武功啊?" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "不能说" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "学啥武功啊?" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "不能说" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "那你还得练多久啊?" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "不能说" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "那你有啥能说的吗?" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "我现在唯一能说的呢,就是我已经不是从前的我了" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "这我倒是看出来了,呵呵呵呵呵呵呵呵" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "啥意思啊?你看不起我是吧?" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "没有啊" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "那你说看出来了,你看出啥来了" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "我我我说什么了我" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "你别怕,一个半路出家的厨子,怎么敌的过你的家传无功呢?" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "说啥呢?" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "我真的不是那个意思,真的" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "行了啥也别说了,是条汉子咱手底下见真着吧" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "我本来就不是个汉子" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "我拍死你" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "小郭,快去把门关上" } ] }, { "id": "episode_19_chunk_7", "conversations": [ { "from": "白展堂", "value": "醒了醒了" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "掌柜的" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "躺着躺着,头还痛不痛了?" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "我的头" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "你的头——" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "自己磕的,跟小郭正聊天呢,一不留神就磕秀才棍子上了" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "噢" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "大嘴,安心养伤啊,以后不要再练武功了" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "就是" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "对了,我得赶紧走我师父正等着我呢" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "哎呀不要再去了,练了半天跟没练一样" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "咋说话呢" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "咋,你还想拍死我呀" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "拍死你谁发我工钱啊" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "呦,他还知道要工钱啊" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "还知道吃" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "我不了你两天工钱了,等我伤好了,我立马走人" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "你要上哪去啊?" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "哪儿需要我,我上哪儿去" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "你一做饭的,除了做饭人家谁要你啊" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "你瞧不起我是不是?就那墙我一掌上去" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "行行行,拍坏了没人管修" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "还有这炕,我一掌上去" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "这行,这你拍吧" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "哼,我走之前我再拍" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "大嘴啊,合着你学武功就为了糟践东西啊" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "谁跟你说的" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "那你是为了啥呀" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "我练武是为了——为了啥呢?" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "给他弄点吃的吧" } ] }, { "id": "episode_19_chunk_8", "conversations": [ { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "你就气死我了,这一棍子肯定算在我头上" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "算我头上,我为你做什么我都愿意" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "真的?那行,那你帮我个忙" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "帮什么忙都行,为你死也可以的" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "死不了,万一出什么事,你就去把小六给我叫来" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "找他干吗呀,他武功又不行" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "他不行你行呀?人家怎么说也是衙门的人呀" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "我们家先祖还是知府呢" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "知府,那你赶紧烧柱高香,叫他老人家上来保护你,不行还嘴硬" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "哎哎哎,你不管我了?" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "管你什么嘛" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "大嘴要是拍我怎么办呢" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "那你就大声地喊,我马上就起来了叫小六过来救你了" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "一掌拍死我算了" } ] }, { "id": "episode_19_chunk_9", "conversations": [ { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "咋的了?" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "你一掌拍死我吧" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "我我我拍死你干啥呀" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "你挨我一棍,我还你一掌,这很公平,来你拍死我,往这儿打" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "别别别,你到底想干啥呀" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "我不想活了" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "咋的了,你跟哥说谁欺负你了" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "这还有什么好说的,他有什么好,她为什么老想着他呢,如果他也老想着她,那她也可以老想着他,可他又不想着她,她为什么想着他……" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "不不,等等,哪个他想着哪个她啊" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "他,就是他,她,也就。跟你说不清楚" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "那你就直说,你想让我帮你干啥吧" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "一掌拍死我" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "除了这个呢?" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "一掌拍死他" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "哪个他,谁呀" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "燕小六" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "嗯?他他咋招你了?" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "不敢就算了" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "哎哎,谁说不敢了?我帮你办事可以,但你得先给我整明白了,你说我练武到底是为了啥呀" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "为了帮我的忙啊" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "噢,这下找到目标了,不愧读书人,放心,这事儿包我身上了" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "你还真去啊" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "那可不真去吗?你放心明儿一早我就去,打死了算你的,打不死算我的" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "他是衙门里的人呐" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "那我还是衙门的亲侄呢,低调低调,千万别到外面说去啊,我明天要不打他个八面玲珑七窍流血,我功夫就白练了" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "我不是那意思……" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "行行了,我跟你说别废话了,赶紧买东西去吧" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "什么东西呀?" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "什么棺材寿衣纸钱元宝蜡烛啥的,你看着办吧" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "大嘴" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "行行行,我跟你说,我这人就一点好,答应朋友的事儿,我决不反悔" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "天啊" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "咔一下,眼珠子出来了,咔,脖子断了,嘎,一脚直取命门" } ] }, { "id": "episode_19_chunk_10", "conversations": [ { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "收拾了啊" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "大嘴他,他要出手了" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "出什么手啊?他要对谁出手?" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "聊啥呢?" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "吃吃吃,千万不要客气啊,随便吃" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "吃啥呀,一样菜都没有了" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "我这儿还有" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "谢谢啊" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "你慢吃啊" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "我又没吃饱" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "这怎么吃吗?那么油" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "油啥油啊,我这是过油肉,不想吃就别吃啊,跟谁耍大小姐脾气呢" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "李秀莲!" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "你叫我啥?!" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "掌柜的" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "知道怕就行了啊,以后说话注意一点儿,别老没大没小,不知道轻重" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "你才不知道轻重,这都多少天了,一顿像样的饭都没做过,你到底想干啥" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "干啥,一会儿你们就知道了,瞧好戏吧,啊。是吧,秀才" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "瞧什么瞧啊,光天化日的" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "秀才,到底咋回事儿大胆地说嘛,你怕什么呀,我就不相信他敢把你咋样" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "那我就说了啊。大嘴他是个好人,他为了帮助朋友置个人安危于不顾,以身犯险,端的称得上是江湖之瑰宝,道德之奇葩" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "行行行了,不要拽那些酸词了,不想说就不要说,以后惹出什么乱子来,我也不负责收拾,这个馆子关门算了" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "这是啥呀?" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "嘘——" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "嘘啥呢?" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "最近挺好的吧,我也挺好的,大家都挺好的" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "就是挺好的,我去问问他们好不好" } ] }, { "id": "episode_19_chunk_11", "conversations": [ { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "掌柜的老白,来快快快,秀才刚给我递了张纸条" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "来来来我看看怕啥" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "呀,你看" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "没事儿,拼上不照样看嘛,来来来,掌柜的,上这儿看" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "有危险,你那张呢?快快快,快通知小六" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "嘘——" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "有啥危险啊" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "上面没有写呀" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "那快去叫小六啊" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "展堂快去" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "我不去啊,我一到衙门就直冒冷汗,万一我嘴软,说错了话呢,你去" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "小郭快去" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "行行行" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "大嘴在门口堵着呢" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "那你就从别的门出去" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "哪儿还有门?" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "两年前,你不从那个门出去过吗?" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "那个狗洞早就堵上了呀,咳,又不是我一个人有危险,反正你们谁爱去谁去" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "看来我只能智取了" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "好" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "知道怎么智取吗?" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "不知道" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "小郭,你看那儿" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "啊,什么?" } ] }, { "id": "episode_19_chunk_12", "conversations": [ { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "干啥去啊" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "看医生,你看她的眼睛" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "咋整的这是" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "在门框上磕的" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "我问你了?" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "早点去,早去早回啊。我跟你说错过好戏我不管演啊" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "大嘴,你刚才说得那个好戏" } ] }, { "id": "episode_19_chunk_13", "conversations": [ { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "能不能稍微给我们透露一下" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "那可不行,啥叫好戏呀,那是有惊有喜" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "有惊是肯定的,有喜就未必了" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "咋未必了,我帮你把小六拍翻了,你不喜啊" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "人家没招你没惹你的,你凭啥拍人家" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "这我不知道,他让拍的" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "我一时头晕,那是气话呀" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "那你还叫我们把小六找来" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "没有啊" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "没有?这是什么,是不是你的笔迹" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "是啊,上面写着快通知小六有危险,意思让他赶紧躲" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "这明明是有危险,快通知小六,这不是让他来帮忙嘛。哎呀,都是你手贱,让你不要抢不要抢,你非要抢" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "你通风报信是吧" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "那啥,大嘴,这事儿我错了,你就放过小六" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "别,我这人没别的好,就一点,我答应朋友的事我决不反悔,燕小六我拍定了,我不像你似的,出尔反尔,两面三刀,你说你还是个男人不是" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "秀莲,就你是个男人嘛" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "你以前可以说我不是,但现在我会无功了,我不一样了" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "人要是不讲理起来,会不会武功都一样" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "就是" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "咋能一样呢,这桌面结实吧,你看好了啊" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "我的水曲柳台面" }, { "from": "燕小六", "value": "干吗呢?" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "六儿来了,快进来进来" }, { "from": "燕小六", "value": "听小郭说,这里边儿有人闹事儿?人呢?" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "人,这不都在吗" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "六儿,那啥,做啊,想吃点啥,我给你做去啊" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "好戏没演成啊" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "行了,不要说了,快开张了" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "真实有惊又有喜你回来了?" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "还来了,瞧见没有?" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "瞧见了,乌眼青,心疼死我了" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "去死,我是说小六,有小六在,谁敢撒野?" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "那对那对" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "秀才怎么了?" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "有点酸" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "咱家醋坛子翻了" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "我买醋去啊" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "啊,什么时候翻的,我怎么没闻见,你闻见了吗,小六?" }, { "from": "燕小六", "value": "没闻见" } ] }, { "id": "episode_19_chunk_14", "conversations": [ { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "我武功呢?" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "别着急,慢慢想,是不是哪招没作对" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "不可能啊,我都是按我师父教的来的呀" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "师父,你哪儿来的师父,他是干吗的?" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "我师父姓洪,是个退隐的前辈高人,我这套降龙十八掌,就是他教的" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "降龙十八掌,好像在哪儿听说过,是不是有十八招啊" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "十招,我师父说了那八招早就失传了,不行,我得找我师父去" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "他们不会让你走得" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "凭啥呀?" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "原来你还有点武功,他们怕你,现在" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "我现在还有武功,我还有,不信我给你看啊,青龙出海,白龙亮翅" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "慢慢慢,白鹤亮翅" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "要不你来。白龙亮翅,黑龙掏心" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "慢慢慢,黑虎掏心接着练" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "不练了,伤自尊了" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "你师父在哪儿呢" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "你问这个干啥呀" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "找他去啊。我一读书人我学武功干吗?你多心呐" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "这倒是啊,我跟你说,我师父就在翠微山北口,你去之前,到集上买只生鸡带过去" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "买鸡干吗?" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "到那儿之后,你把鸡一架,火一点,烤一会儿,我师父闻着味就出来了" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "怎么跟黄鼠狼似的" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "啊?" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "我这就去,事不宜迟" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "到那儿别乱说话" } ] }, { "id": "episode_19_chunk_15", "conversations": [ { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "吃饭了,吃饭了,吃饭了" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "开饭了,开饭了" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "今儿谁结婚啊,做这么多好吃的呐" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "哎呀,不要动,等一等秀才" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "不要等了,再等他菜都凉了" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "哎呀菜凉了无所谓呀,就怕有些人心凉哦" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "说就说,你看我干啥" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "嗬~还想拍我呀" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "她拍你干啥,有这闲工夫多拍两张桌子,比啥都强,是吧大嘴" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "嘿嘿嘿`这桌子够结实了吧,瞧好了啊,嘿,得,妈呀,咋一点事都没有呢,大嘴" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "谁说没事啊,你手咋肿了呢" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "手肿正常的,上乘武功都这样,是吧大嘴" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "你们就笑吧,等我师父来了,你们都得死" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "嘀咕啥呐,大嘴,谁来呀,谁死啊?" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "谁死呀?" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "我死,我死还不行吗?" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "知道怕就行,别以为随便练两天,就叫武功了,你那点夜狐禅,他吓得住谁呀" }, { "from": "诸葛先生", "value": "啥叫夜狐禅啊?" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "师父,您来了谢谢师父赏脚。这位就是我师父,降龙十八掌第五代大师" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "这位前辈,第几代?" }, { "from": "诸葛先生", "value": "第五代" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "久仰久仰" }, { "from": "诸葛先生", "value": "别跟我来这套,你刚才说,谁是夜狐禅啊?" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "那不是我说的,是她" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "她" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "怕了吧,知道怕了是吧" }, { "from": "诸葛先生", "value": "闭嘴,没出息的东西,你净给我丢脸" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "师父,我也不想啊,可那套掌法我使不出来了" }, { "from": "诸葛先生", "value": "那是你内力不纯,缺乏调理" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "那咋办呢?" }, { "from": "诸葛先生", "value": "待为师给你补一点真气吧感觉怎么样?" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "热,热的发烫" }, { "from": "诸葛先生", "value": "现在呢" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "冷,冷的冰凉" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "到底是热还是冷啊" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "又冷又热,时冷时热" }, { "from": "诸葛先生", "value": "这就对了,俗话说得好,在家靠父母,打架靠师父,为师已经为你补足了真气,可以动手了" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "动手?!" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "跟谁动手啊?" }, { "from": "诸葛先生", "value": "谁说咱夜狐禅,咱就跟谁动手啊,记住,一会儿你就使第十招,打完就跑,带着鸡腿" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "为啥要跑啊" }, { "from": "诸葛先生", "value": "这招他威力大啊,一会儿,这桌子,这墙,这椅子统统毁掉,这房顶可能塌下来,可惜这个菜,出招吧" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "动手就动手,也别在我这儿打,出去打" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "他吓得住谁呀" }, { "from": "诸葛先生", "value": "啥叫夜狐禅啊?" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "师父,您来了谢谢师父赏脚。这位就是我师父,降龙十八掌第五代大师" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "这位前辈,第几代?" }, { "from": "诸葛先生", "value": "第五代" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "久仰久仰" }, { "from": "诸葛先生", "value": "别跟我来这套,你刚才说,谁是夜狐禅啊?" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "那不是我说的,是她" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "她" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "怕了吧,知道怕了是吧" }, { "from": "诸葛先生", "value": "闭嘴,没出息的东西,你净给我丢脸" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "师父,我也不想啊,可那套掌法我使不出来了" }, { "from": "诸葛先生", "value": "那是你内力不纯,缺乏调理" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "那咋办呢?" }, { "from": "诸葛先生", "value": "待为师给你补一点真气吧感觉怎么样?" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "热,热的发烫" }, { "from": "诸葛先生", "value": "现在呢" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "冷,冷的冰凉" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "到底是热还是冷啊" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "又冷又热,时冷时热" }, { "from": "诸葛先生", "value": "这就对了,俗话说得好,在家靠父母,打架靠师父,为师已经为你补足了真气,可以动手了" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "动手?!" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "跟谁动手啊?" }, { "from": "诸葛先生", "value": "谁说咱夜狐禅,咱就跟谁动手啊,记住,一会儿你就使第十招,打完就跑,带着鸡腿" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "为啥要跑啊" }, { "from": "诸葛先生", "value": "这招他威力大啊,一会儿,这桌子,这墙,这椅子统统毁掉,这房顶可能塌下来,可惜这个菜,出招吧" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "住手!这是我的地盘,要打出去打" } ] }, { "id": "episode_19_chunk_16", "conversations": [ { "from": "诸葛先生", "value": "说你夜狐禅,你高兴啊" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "她还是个女娃儿,就是嘴贱得很" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "谁嘴贱啊,也没法跟我比啊" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "这位大师第几代" }, { "from": "诸葛先生", "value": "第五代" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "您老大人有大量,犯不着跟她一般见识,就放她一马吧" }, { "from": "诸葛先生", "value": "大嘴,你说呢" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "我说" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "大嘴哥" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "你怕了?" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "我怕了" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "你肯定?" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "我确定一定以及肯定" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "那好,这次暂且记下,下次再犯,形同此桌" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "我得水曲柳" }, { "from": "诸葛先生", "value": "教你武功,不是让你糟蹋东西的" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "说得多好啊,不愧是前辈" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "师父还没吃饭呢吧" }, { "from": "诸葛先生", "value": "废话,秀才说你出事儿我着急忙慌就过来了" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "我知道,顾客永远是对的,师父永远是饿的,我这就给你做去,做好给你端上来啊" }, { "from": "诸葛先生", "value": "不不不不用了,我跟你一块去,边做边吃吧" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "后面有活得,现杀现吃,走师父" } ] }, { "id": "episode_19_chunk_17", "conversations": [ { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "啥?吃了一夜,还没有吃完" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "刚才我又看了一眼,米缸剩了一半,面缸已经见底了。昨天晚上他刚来的时候,我还以为他眼神空灵,没成想他一直盯着咱那桌饭呢" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "昨天刚买的菜,就剩那条鱼了" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "幸好他不爱吃,赶紧给展堂做了,赶紧" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "正烤着呢,你闻" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "这可咋办呀,你说好好地找他来干啥吗" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "那不都因为她嘛,没有她秀才能这样吗" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "跟我有什么关系啊" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "你,你自己好好琢磨琢磨" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "姓白的,你今天把话给我说明白了,我怎么他了我" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "你昨天吃完饭你干啥了" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "昨天,噢——" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "明白了?" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "秀才他是不是恨我啊" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "他恨你干啥吗" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "我不就是没吃他给我的几块肉嘛,我本来就不想吃,是他非要给我的" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "你就笨死算了" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "就为了几块肉,他至于吗?我现在就找他去" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "哎呀你来的正好" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "楼下出大事儿了" } ] }, { "id": "episode_19_chunk_18", "conversations": [ { "from": "诸葛先生", "value": "别怕,我就是打个嗝" }, { "from": "燕小六", "value": "小郭,我今天要是有个三长两短,你就把这刀交给我师父,你就跟他说一声,小六虽然说没出息,但是绝对没给他丢人" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "我会告诉他的,你自己要小心啊" }, { "from": "燕小六", "value": "我要是能活过今天,一定当个好捕快,来吧" }, { "from": "诸葛先生", "value": "慢!捕快?" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "还磨蹭啥,赶紧动手啊" }, { "from": "诸葛先生", "value": "不着急不着急,让为师再给你补点真气吧我看还是别打了" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "为啥不打了" }, { "from": "诸葛先生", "value": "人家是衙门的人" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "那我还是衙门的亲侄呢,别说出去啊,低调,都低调啊" }, { "from": "燕小六", "value": "娄知县倒是说过有你这么个侄," }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "他还说啥了" }, { "from": "燕小六", "value": "这是他这辈子最大的败笔" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "好小子,来吧,接招吧" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "要打也成,先签个生死状" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "签啥生死状啊" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "人家是朝廷的人,把他打死了,我们不跟着沾包吗" }, { "from": "诸葛先生", "value": "言之有理,以老汉之见,你们俩最好来一个文斗" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "师父你不知道,我不识字儿" }, { "from": "诸葛先生", "value": "我是说,你们不用过招,一人打三拳,谁先到底,算谁输" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "那没招,我这掌法不就白练了吗" }, { "from": "诸葛先生", "value": "你不懂了吧,武学的最高境界那就是无招。无招意味着什么" }, { "from": "燕小六", "value": "不知道" }, { "from": "诸葛先生", "value": "不杀,不杀那就是和平" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "说得多好啊,不愧是第五代的大师,说出了英雄的主题" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "师父我就听你的,接你三拳,来" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "大风大风大风大风" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "上!" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "行不行,行不行" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "上!" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "还有一拳,你来" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "坚持" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "咬人咬人" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "抓住他,别让他跑了" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "大嘴……" } ] }, { "id": "episode_19_chunk_19", "conversations": [ { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "站住,往哪儿跑" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "怎么着,这就想走了" }, { "from": "诸葛先生", "value": "好狗不挡道,左青龙,右白虎" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "你就是个二百五,哈哈哈" }, { "from": "诸葛先生", "value": "白龙亮翅" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "是白鹤" }, { "from": "诸葛先生", "value": "哦,白鹤。黑龙闹心" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "是挺闹心的" }, { "from": "诸葛先生", "value": "咳,黑龙掏心" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "秀才!打他,打他" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "快打" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "秀才今天要打人了" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "没事儿,快追" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "小郭" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "站住" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "怎么不跑了" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "好像是吐了" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "该,叫他吃那么多东西" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "追!" } ] }, { "id": "episode_19_chunk_20", "conversations": [ { "from": "燕小六", "value": "行行行,都记全了吗" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "记了" }, { "from": "燕小六", "value": "我耳朵这事儿呢" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "写了" }, { "from": "燕小六", "value": "你这个骗子,你这种丑陋的行为,只能用四个字形容,哪四个字" }, { "from": "燕小六", "value": "令人发指" }, { "from": "燕小六", "value": "再来四个" }, { "from": "燕小六", "value": "丧心病狂" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "你把大嘴都骗成这个样子了,你还想干啥" }, { "from": "诸葛先生", "value": "不能说骗嘛,变两个戏法,混点饭吃,有啥不对" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "变啥戏法" }, { "from": "诸葛先生", "value": "你拍断的那棵树,是我事先锯断的" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "那个青石板呢" }, { "from": "诸葛先生", "value": "是我摔碎了以后,又给粘起来的" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "那你教我那套降龙十八掌" }, { "from": "诸葛先生", "value": "是我瞎编的" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "这是赤裸裸的侵权啊,你就不怕丐帮找你麻烦" }, { "from": "诸葛先生", "value": "找什么麻烦,他那是十八掌,十八招,我呢?是十巴掌" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "打你自己" }, { "from": "诸葛先生", "value": "十招" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "我我我掐死你" }, { "from": "诸葛先生", "value": "不就是混你点吃的吗,你你你至于吗你" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "咋不至于,他信了你的邪,以为自己有了武功,到处找人家比" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "还好遇到的是我们小六,真要碰到高手,他那条小命早就没了" }, { "from": "诸葛先生", "value": "那就怨他自己点背" }, { "from": "燕小六", "value": "行了,结案了,有嘛话到衙门说去,走吧" }, { "from": "诸葛先生", "value": "别别别,我说大嘴啊,这你得好好帮我一把,一日为师,终身为父啊" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "喂,你还好意思当人家爹啊" }, { "from": "诸葛先生", "value": "那就姨父,不不,姑夫,姑夫" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "他侮辱我姑夫,我打死你" }, { "from": "燕小六", "value": "赶紧走,赶紧走" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "我姑夫是娄知县,低调低调" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "哎呀,不要低调了,大嘴呀,这件事情,你也得好好反省一下" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "我反省啥呀" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "这几天为了练武功的事情,你耽误了多少功夫" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "是,我知道错了,我以后再也不提练武的事儿了" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "不光是练武,任何事情,如果你不经过刻苦和努力,怎么可能成功" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "谁说我没刻苦了" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "你才练了几天啊,就想天下无敌了,这种好事情,上哪儿找去" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "小郭也没咋练啊" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "所以她武功差啊" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "哎哎哎,谁说我武功差了,有本事你就别老点我穴" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "行,不用手指光用掌,这桌子够结实吧" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "他都知道错了,还开啥玩笑,是吧,大嘴" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "瞧好了啊呀,我得手~~" } ] }, { "id": "episode_20_chunk_0", "conversations": [ { "from": "莫小贝", "value": "吓着了吧我 我不是故意的,我还有事咱们再联络啊我以后再也不敢啦,我要再这样,我就是这个" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "跟你没关系,是你嫂子" }, { "from": "莫小贝", "value": "啊?我嫂子怎么了?" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "昨天下午,这把菜刀无缘无故的从厨房里神秘消失了,怎么找也找不着" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "昨天傍晚,你嫂子房间里传来了一声凄厉的惨叫声,我一听不好赶紧过去敲门,她死活就是不开" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "昨天深夜,还是从她屋里传来一阵剁东西的声音,咚咚咚 咚咚咚,一直持续到天亮" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "今天上午,这把菜刀又神秘的出现了" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "而且,刀刃上还沾着血迹" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "经过初步鉴定这是人血" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "而且,今天一天她已经偷偷跑出去七八上十趟了" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "每一趟怀里都抱着个包袱,最小的也有这么大" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "等她一回来,包袱就明显瘪下去了" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "你知道这意味着什么吗" }, { "from": "莫小贝", "value": "我嫂子杀了人" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "这种话你怎么能乱说,小心告你诽谤" }, { "from": "莫小贝", "value": "可事实就摆在面前嘛,她先杀人,再分尸,然后再一块一块地运出去,你们不会说真的吧,不可能,不可能,我嫂子不会杀人,嫂子,嫂子~" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "过来你听我说啊,事实是什么样,现在谁都不知道,所以这个事在水落石出之前,绝不能声张,明白吗?" }, { "from": "莫小贝", "value": "那你说怎么办" } ] }, { "id": "episode_20_chunk_1", "conversations": [ { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "谁谁,谁呀" }, { "from": "莫小贝", "value": "我,门怎么锁啦" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "找额有事吗" }, { "from": "莫小贝", "value": "有事,我有一个字不会想请教请教你" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "额也不会,去问先生啊" }, { "from": "莫小贝", "value": "这是先生布置的功课,算啦,回头大不了交个白卷,让先生把我打残废了得了,我先走了啊" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "喂喂喂,等一下啊,一下下啊,这就来啊" }, { "from": "莫小贝", "value": "你快一点儿,快一点" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "来了来了来了" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "站住再走一步月钱全部扣光,可怜可怜我吧藏书全部烧光我的子呀,衣裳全部撕光羞死人了,身份全部曝光," }, { "from": "莫小贝", "value": "嫂子是我" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "曝就曝,咱俩对着曝,非常时期非常手段对不住啦" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "合着你这两天就在忙活这个呢" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "没有" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "嗯?" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "额就是包着玩儿并没有打算吃它" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "那你夜里剁东西就是在剁馅啊" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "没有" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "嗯?" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "额保证下一次一定轻一点啊" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "那刀刃上的血是咋回事啊" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "没有" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "嗯?" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "额一不小心把手给切了" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "那,那声惨叫" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "哦,你切着手你不叫唤啊" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "那你带出去的包裹里装的是什么?" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "是额和坏了的面,这面难和的很,和了七八次一会儿软了一会儿硬了,才和好" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "你包就包呗,你瞒着我们干吗呀" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "是呀" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "还不是因为你" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "因为我?什么意思" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "雌雄双煞是你吧" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "是雌雄双侠" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "双侠也好双煞也罢,额可被你害惨了" } ] }, { "id": "episode_20_chunk_2", "conversations": [ { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "伙计们呀,包了多少个了" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "一百多个吧,再有半个时辰就差不多了" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "好好好,等额出去买幅春联回来啊" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "怎么不叫我写啊?" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "你的字太干太瘦,不够喜庆,回头清明节的时候你来写啊" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "掌柜的,你别忘了买两挂鞭炮回来啊" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "知道了" }, { "from": "莫小贝", "value": "嫂子,还有那个烟花和二踢脚越多越好啊" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "等着,一会儿就回来了" } ] }, { "id": "episode_20_chunk_3", "conversations": [ { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "好勒好勒,侯三,赶着上哪儿去啊你" }, { "from": "侯三", "value": "佟掌柜过年好" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "过年好,前两个月的饭钱啥时候给额结啊" }, { "from": "侯三", "value": "过完年,最快十五最晚三十,只要这货款一收回来我立马还给你" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "才两钱银子你就拖了额这么久啊" }, { "from": "侯三", "value": "大姐,我是真没钱呐" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "没有钱,你身上这块玉佩三两银子,前天刚买的" }, { "from": "侯三", "value": "你不知道大姐,这是我娘留下的遗物啊" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "那你这双靴子前天刚买的,六钱银子" }, { "from": "侯三", "value": "哪儿啊,八钱" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "啊?" }, { "from": "侯三", "value": "不,我说这才八文钱" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "那额出十文钱你把靴子卖给额" }, { "from": "侯三", "value": "那我不算欺负你了" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "那就原价八文五文也行,免费送给额也行" }, { "from": "侯三", "value": "抢劫啊" }, { "from": "邢捕头", "value": "哎,怎么回事?" }, { "from": "侯三", "value": "她抢我靴子" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "他欠额的银子都两个多月了" }, { "from": "侯三", "value": "不不不,是三个多月,我没说不还呐,以后再联络吧" }, { "from": "邢捕头", "value": "哎,你别跑,站住" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "算了,不要追了,大过年的" }, { "from": "邢捕头", "value": "我本来就没打算过这个年啊" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "咋了?你看啥嘛" }, { "from": "邢捕头", "value": "雌雄双煞知道吗?本年度最凶残的罪犯" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "咋凶残了?" }, { "from": "邢捕头", "value": "西凉河的葛三叔,多好的一个人啊,那天刚把一船人接上,雌雄双煞从天而降,对着葛三叔一顿暴捶啊" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "太凶残了吧" }, { "from": "邢捕头", "value": "更凶残的还在后头呢,左家庄的赵姑娘虽说人长得丑了点,好不容易嫁出去了,激动的热泪盈眶啊,正哭着呢,雌雄双煞从天而降,对着新郎,又是一顿暴捶啊,把新郎打得,亲娘咧" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "连亲娘都打出来啦?" }, { "from": "邢捕头", "value": "别说亲娘,丈母娘都出来了,没用,谁劝打谁,就连接亲的两个轿夫都一人挨了俩脑奔儿" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "太没人性了吧,简直是丧心病狂" }, { "from": "邢捕头", "value": "可不敢胡说啊,不敢胡说,雌雄双煞武艺高强,神出鬼没的,不定什么时候就窜出来了" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "额还就不相信了,光天化日朗朗乾坤,谁还敢在咱们头上动土" }, { "from": "邢捕头", "value": "是她说的啊,跟我没关系啊,没关系" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "老邢" }, { "from": "邢捕头", "value": "干什么干什么" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "这件事情千万不要跟额那些伙计说,额怕他们没有心思过年了" }, { "from": "邢捕头", "value": "知道知道" }, { "from": "侯三", "value": "佟老板你是去哪儿啊" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "你咋还敢回来了" }, { "from": "侯三", "value": "我现在正式通知你,我欠你的一钱我不还了" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "你凭啥不还" }, { "from": "侯三", "value": "我倒是想还你,就怕那雌雄双煞不答应" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "啥意思" }, { "from": "侯三", "value": "光天化日朗朗乾坤他敢在咱们头上动土,这要是让雌雄双煞听见了,你," }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "侯三,你讨厌得很,额平日待你不薄" }, { "from": "侯三", "value": "光天化日朗朗乾坤" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "那个钱不用还了" }, { "from": "侯三", "value": "谢谢啊,正月里来是新春啊" } ] }, { "id": "episode_20_chunk_4", "conversations": [ { "from": "白展堂", "value": "回来了,炮仗呢" }, { "from": "莫小贝", "value": "还有我那烟花和二踢脚呢" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "到底咋回事你说话啊,你看你这急人的" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "额真是没有用" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "饺子到,先下了几个,先尝尝咸淡啊" }, { "from": "侯三", "value": "等等等等等" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "哎呀妈呀,这身上这味儿" }, { "from": "侯三", "value": "刚出锅的我尝尝" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "谁允许你进来的,出去出去出去" }, { "from": "侯三", "value": "你说的啊,光天化日朗朗乾坤" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "好好好,你到底想要啥" }, { "from": "侯三", "value": "没啥,就想吃俩饺子,这还差不多,盛碗汤" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "盛去吧,哎呀,过年嘛" }, { "from": "侯三", "value": "来点醋" }, { "from": "侯三", "value": "饺子还是不错,就是皮稍微厚了点" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "不是,掌柜的" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "去去去去,侯三呀,这饺子也吃完了,汤也喝了,要是没有别的事" }, { "from": "侯三", "value": "有事,半年多没洗澡了,想借你们这地方洗个澡" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "你这样,你回家洗啊" }, { "from": "侯三", "value": "光天化日~" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "洗洗洗,不洗哪行嘛,人家洗澡也是为了环保,净化咱们镇上的空气,展堂,去开个房间,去吧" }, { "from": "侯三", "value": "等等,再来几斤牛奶,老说那牛奶浴咱没洗过呀" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "我上哪儿我给你挤牛奶去我" }, { "from": "侯三", "value": "光天…" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "有有有,八大处那边有好几家养牛场" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "都这时候了谁还开门" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "还不快去啊,大过年的,就当是行善积德了" } ] }, { "id": "episode_20_chunk_5", "conversations": [ { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "把酒满上,满上,过去的一年,咱们风雨同舟,未来的一年" }, { "from": "侯三", "value": "这饺子又出来了,来来来再给我来点儿,再给我来点儿,你怎么坐这儿啊,饺子饺子,饺子呢,怎么光闻见味儿,没见着个呢" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "啥饺子啊,你一回吃那么多,你就不怕撑死" }, { "from": "侯三", "value": "我现在又不吃,我晚上饿了我煎着吃,赶紧的" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "把饺子给他,,给他给他!" }, { "from": "侯三", "value": "哎呀你们说就一盘饺子至于这么藏啊,一看就没吃过饺子一辈子,我先吃着,不够我再过来拿,都别客气啊,这饺子至于藏嘛" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "愣着干啥呀,还不赶紧下饺子去" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "没了,我一共就包这么多" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "额不想再说第二遍" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "那你啥意思啊" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "额要吃饺子" }, { "from": "侯三", "value": "这办事效率就是高啊,咋又下出来了" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "你看额像不像饺子" }, { "from": "侯三", "value": "咋个意思" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "你把额给活吃了吧" }, { "from": "侯三", "value": "我就不爱吃面饼子,尤其那棒子面的,黄不拉叽,扁不拉叽" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "展堂,点死他" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "葵花…" }, { "from": "侯三", "value": "咋的意思" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "说得是梦话" }, { "from": "侯三", "value": "那我走了啊,走了走了" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "掌柜的掌柜的,你是不是有啥把柄落他手里了" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "没有,没有招过谁惹过谁,哪来的什么把柄" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "我最后问你一遍啊,到底有没有" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "说了没有就是没有,包你的饺子去" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "我不包,谁爱包谁包" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "大嘴,全靠你了" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "皮和馅都在厨房里,想吃自个儿包去" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "掌柜的,我可以帮你的" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "好秀才" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "可是我不会包,呆会儿帮你尝尝吧" }, { "from": "莫小贝", "value": "我也是,嫂子你辛苦了,记着包好了叫我一声啊" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "下去吧,下去吧" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "掌柜的" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "朕想一个人呆会儿,额这是造的什么孽哦" } ] }, { "id": "episode_20_chunk_6", "conversations": [ { "from": "侯三", "value": "都这么晚了还没休息呢" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "你来干啥" }, { "from": "侯三", "value": "你放心我吃饱了,银子还给你,拿着吧" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "你是不是喝高了,额喝高了,额喝高了" }, { "from": "侯三", "value": "我没想喊,这大过年的把雌雄双煞招过来我有病啊" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "你还知道" }, { "from": "侯三", "value": "过去的一年,你对俺们挺照顾,我们这心里都记着呢,行了,你忙着吧,拜拜" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "不要再来了啊" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "大馅饺子包着呢" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "包着呢" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "你的心情好着呢" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "好得很" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "雌雄双煞饿着呢" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "饿到家了,谁是雌雄双煞?" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "别跟我玩儿吃了吐这套啊,你不就因为这个被侯三讹上的嘛" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "你咋知道的" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "我咋知道,你以为他那么容易就还钱啊" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "是你逼他还的" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "不是逼,是通知,我跟他说了,再不还钱我就上衙门告他" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "这不太好吧" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "这有啥不好的呀,跟讲道理的人我们就跟人讲道理,不讲道理的人咱就用大明律跟他解决问题,你说你连这点法律意识都没有,你还开啥店呐你" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "你不知道,雌雄双煞恶得很" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "再恶不还有我们给你顶着呢,你说说你,啥事都往自己身上揽,那还要我们三大老爷们干啥呀,虽然说他俩不如我啊" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "额知道" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "你不是说了吗,在过去的一年里啊,大家风雨同舟,就你这样的,那叫什么风雨同舟啊" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "下不为例" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "光下不为例就行了?" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "那你还想咋" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "就因为你,这大过年的都没吃好饺子,你说该不该罚你" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "该罚该罚,咋罚呀" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "就罚你一年之内不许吃饺子啊" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "不就是忍着不吃饺子嘛,有啥呢" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "去去去,你不吃我们还吃呢,哈喇子都给我掉馅里了你" } ] }, { "id": "episode_20_chunk_7", "conversations": [ { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "打那以后,额就再也没有吃过饺子,有两回他们吃,额只能在一边看着,连饺子汤都没有喝上,前几天做梦,梦见吃了一顿饺子,醒来一看,枕头都湿了" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "太夸张了吧,吃不上饺子也不至于哭啊" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "哭啥,她说的是哈喇子" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "眼泪也有,悔恨的泪,不信你看" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "我看什么我看呐,说好一年一天都不能少,把饺子带走" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "哎哎哎," }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "拿走拿走" } ] }, { "id": "episode_20_chunk_8", "conversations": [ { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "掌柜的过年好" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "过年好过年好" }, { "from": "莫小贝", "value": "嫂子过年好呀" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "过年好过年好啥呀?" }, { "from": "莫小贝", "value": "压岁钱呐" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "过个年还这么破费,压岁钱谁定的规矩呀" }, { "from": "莫小贝", "value": "抠门儿" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "好好好,等着啊,小贝啊祝你在新的一年" }, { "from": "莫小贝", "value": "别絮叨了" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "新年贺词" }, { "from": "莫小贝", "value": "你留着自己贺吧,我上学去了啊" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "哎呀,这些都是谁弄来的" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "额呀,咋样啊?我说过啊,要还你们一个像像样样的新年,这只是一个开始而已" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "后面还有节目呢" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "这么长的队伍呀" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "对呀,是我连夜从十八里铺请来的,后面还有舞龙舞狮呢" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "这得花不老少钱呢吧" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "花不了多少钱,这些灯啊,布啊,彩条啊,还有这些瓜果点心,以及外面的锣鼓队,舞龙队舞狮队还有高跷队,再加上一些乱七八糟的东西,才二十几两,喂喂喂,你不会想赖帐吧" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "额正有此意" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "无记名投票" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "无记名就无记名,还没有见过你这么不讲理的人" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "郭芙蓉一票,郭芙蓉两票,佟湘玉一票,郭芙蓉三票,郭芙蓉四票" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "四票对一票,你还有什么问题吗" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "小贝还没有回来呐" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "就算小贝回来了她投你,那也是四票对两票" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "咱还没有说投票规则呢,应该是谁得票多谁就算赢,就这么说定拉,钱由你来付" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "额同意" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "嗯?" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "那额就是脑子进水了" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "掌柜的,我的好掌柜" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "郝掌柜不在,跟飞龙谷喂猴呢" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "我不管,反正我身无分文,赤脚的不怕穿鞋的,你们自己看着办吧" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "哎哟,你就是这么给额过年的呀" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "我就是想让大家高兴一下下了" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "你倒是高兴了,咱掌柜的咋办呢" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "小郭啊,说句不中听的,钱不是问题,该花的怎么着都得花,问题在于你是不是真心诚意的,想帮额们过一个年" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "我当然是了,我整整一宿都没有睡" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "那你四处看一看,哪一样东西里有你自己的心血" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "你看看,有一样吗" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "别吃了,不叫春联还能叫挽联啊,你看我不顺眼就直说好不好,没有必要这样打击报复" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "小郭,额只问你一句,你觉得这个年额们过得开心吗?如果你觉得是,额就付钱给你" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "我钱都花出去了,那怎么办" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "能退的退,不能退的,就留下" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "不要动不要动,还抢呢,一个一个的吃没有吃相损失额可以承担,但是你必须要用自己的双手,来帮额们过一个像像样样的新年" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "我也想这样,可是,可是我就是怕" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "怕什么呀,女儿当自强,只要努力就会成功,额相信你" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "这事包我身上拉" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "你说啥呢" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "咋的了" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "她抢我台词" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "抢就抢呗,又不是啥好玩意儿" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "葵花点穴手,你乐意啊" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "这有啥的,子曾经曰过" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "I‘m wrong I’m really wrong from the beginning. If I don‘t married my husband will never die, if my husband were not die I……" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "等会儿,乱糟儿的说啥呢这是" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "不知道" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "额错了,额真的错了,额从一开始就不应该嫁过来,如果额不嫁过来额的夫君也不会死,如果额的夫君…" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "你咋知道是这句呢" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "因为额这句台词嘚啵嘚啵最经典,排山倒海!" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "嫂子~~~" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "到此为止" } ] }, { "id": "episode_20_chunk_9", "conversations": [ { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "金鸡…" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "报晓" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "谁要你插嘴了,问你了吗?" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "那啥,就是给你提个醒儿" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "用不着,我自己的事情自己会处理" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "看什么看,没见过美女写春联啊" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "这个鸡的右边呐,不是三横是四横" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "是吗?要不你来写" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "好好,来,还是你写,你写你写,我给你准备浆糊去" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "用不着你倒浆糊啊,我在重申一遍,我自己的事自己会处理,用不着别人给我帮忙" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "呦呦呦,这个纸都写废了,要不我给你换一张自己来,自己来" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "金鸡报晓天下白,神猴挥棒世间清" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "横批,放倒一个算一个" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "这,这还是挺有新意的" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "有眼力,要的就是新意,再瞧这个福字" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "这是个福啊" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "对呀,我用行书隶书楷书草书各写了一遍,虽然难认了一点,但这叫四福临门" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "是四喜临门吧" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "啊" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "都一样,写的好" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "那我就贴上去了啊" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "额帮你贴吧" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "不用不用" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "哎哎哎,少抹点浆糊,千万不要贴歪了" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "知道知道,你再絮叨我就刷你脸上" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "啊~~" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "咋,咋了呀" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "我上下联贴反了" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "反了就反了,没有关系的" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "谁说没关系啊,让人看见还不笑话我放心吧,大不了重写,呦,福字没有贴,怪不得觉得别扭感觉怎么样" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "这回倒是没有贴反,但是额的这扇门" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "门怎么了,你怕打不开啊" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "这样挺好,挺好的,要不你先去买点菜吧" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "买,买什么菜啊" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "包饺子不先得买菜嘛" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "喔,那行那行,你帮我看着点啊,谁要敢动这个门,我就一掌拍死他" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "你放心吧,烟花炮仗你自己看着买啊" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "知道知道了" } ] }, { "id": "episode_20_chunk_10", "conversations": [ { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "咋回事情嘛,出去买个菜,买了一整天" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "不定又上哪儿玩去了呢" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "来了" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "水" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "你咋才回来呀,买的菜呢" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "今天来不及买了,明天一早再去吧" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "你不是说只有一天嘛" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "计划赶不上变化今天算是小年夜了,明天才正式过年" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "这些是什么东西啊" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "硝石" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "嗯?" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "还有羊油,硫磺,木炭,砒霜" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "回来,还没给钱呢" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "算了算了,大过年的就当是积德行善了,你以后在店里不要再说砒霜,人家以为咱是开黑店,不要再吃了" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "我饿" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "我问你,你到底要干啥" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "做炮仗啊,我出去转了一整天都没买着,过了季了,我只能买点儿原料回来自己做" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "不用了吧" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "什么不用,大过年的没有炮仗怎么办,你们甭管这事包我身上,谁在第一集里跟我说过,做事情靠的是手而不是嘴,如果老是光说不练,谁还会相信我提拔我,谁还会给我机会证明我呢" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "额说过这样的话吗?" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "没有没有没有" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "不承认是吧,小雷,回放!" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "我就是想干,我也不会呀" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "不会干可以学嘛,没有人笑话你,做事情靠的是手而不是嘴,俗话说光说不练假把式,嘴上说得天花乱坠,大道理一套一套,做起事情来啥都不会,时间一长,谁还会信任你提拔你,谁还会给你机会证明你自己呢?" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "额那个话的意思是说…算了,想弄就弄吧,额豁出去了" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "干啥?" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "砒霜,洗手" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "有那么严重吗?" } ] }, { "id": "episode_20_chunk_11", "conversations": [ { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "我这个炮仗,威力不小喔,呆会儿点的时候你们就把耳朵捂严实了,炸聋了我可不负责啊" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "你说啥" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "没啥,把眼睛睁大啊,看看我的大地春雷" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "着了着了" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "都冒烟了" }, { "from": "莫小贝", "value": "咋还不响呢" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "咋回事,咋还没响呢,一硝二磺三木炭用上了呀" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "还没响呢" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "还没响啊" }, { "from": "莫小贝", "value": "我去看看啊" }, { "from": "莫小贝", "value": "不要命了你" }, { "from": "莫小贝", "value": "那明明是个哑炮" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "不可能,还是我去,解铃还需系铃人,我要是有什么不测,麻烦各位转告我爹娘,芙儿下辈子再做他们的女儿" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "哎,回来回来" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "不行,我必须得去,几度风雨几度春秋" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "小郭,你真是条汉子" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "嗯?" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "你比汉子还汉子" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "能认识你,是我这辈子最大的荣幸" }, { "from": "莫小贝", "value": "小郭姐姐,我的下一篇作文,题目就叫我最崇敬的人" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "是我吗" }, { "from": "莫小贝", "value": "不是你" }, { "from": "莫小贝", "value": "嗯?" }, { "from": "莫小贝", "value": "那还会是谁呢" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "孩子说的多好啊" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "各位亲人,各位朋友,芙蓉去了" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "去吧去吧,去吧去吧,没事儿的" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "这这这,怎么不响呢" }, { "from": "莫小贝", "value": "啊!" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "莫小贝!" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "炮仗的事情到此为止,你只要把饺子包出来,这个年就算过好了" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "就等着吃我的薄皮大馅,三鲜饺子吧" } ] }, { "id": "episode_20_chunk_12", "conversations": [ { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "哎呀,这些都是你包的呀" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "从皮到馅,全都是本姑娘我一个人弄的" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "哎呀,小郭呀,谁要是娶了你" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "娶了我怎么了,说呀" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "娶了你还是挺有挑战性的" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "什么意思啊" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "这些饺子全都是这么粘起来的?" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "对呀,你放心,这个浆糊我是拿粥熬出来的,特别的香,不信你尝一下" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "不用了不用了,额已经吃过早饭了,你为啥不直接包" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "包不上,和的面太硬了,都捏不起来,你看你看" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "你为啥不用大嘴和的面呢" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "我用不着,自己的事自己会处理,用不着别人帮忙" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "你要是这么粘,下了锅还不都散开了" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "不会啊,我有这个" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "棉线?" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "对啊,我把每个饺子都用棉线穿上边,你们吃的时候要记住吐出来啊,就像吃粽子一样很好玩的" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "你为啥不用鱼线呢,煮熟了钓上来,直接放到嘴里头" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "哪里有鱼线,我现在就去买" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "你慢慢粘吧,额等着吃呢" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "不要太着急" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "这哪是饺子,分明是鱼饵,等着吃啊" } ] }, { "id": "episode_20_chunk_13", "conversations": [ { "from": "白展堂", "value": "来来来,一会儿放点醋" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "听着,这是小郭第一次包饺子,不管好吃不好吃,大家都来捧个场,千万不要打击她的积极性" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "未必会很难吃的嘛" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "是吗,那好,我给你展示一下,这,就是小郭和的馅" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "这不挺好的嘛" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "好吗?你来看啊,这个东西学名叫做猪皮,上面还连着几丝晶莹的毛发" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "还有这个,学名叫做白菜根,上面还沾着几粒春泥" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "以及这几块醒目的土豆皮,以及带着壳的虾仁" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "这还能吃吗" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "不能吃也要硬吃,否则这事就没有完了,大家千万不要露馅啊" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "饺子到,先下了一盘,你们先尝一下,谁先来" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "你先你先,你先来" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "哎呀,别吵了,一看就没有吃过好东西,我做的饺子我决定,老白,赏你的,先吃" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "哎呀,还是小郭心疼人啊" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "你不要忘了吐丝啊" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "吐什么丝" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "我那个饺子上缠着棉线呐" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "问题是我已经咽下去了" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "喂,我这么好吃的饺子,你做出这么痛苦的表情" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "这可咋办呀,要不要看医生,想不想吐" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "够了够了,一根棉线而已,至于嘛,我看看" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "闹个肚子也够受的呀" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "那是他自找的,嚼都不嚼你就往下咽,你是不是嫌我的饺子很难吃啊" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "没有啊,我吃饭一直都这样" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "那就再吃两个给我看看,我看着你吃,吃" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "哎呀,这小郭" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "好好好,吃,吃啊哎呀妈呀,这饺子味儿不错,不信你尝尝,你们尝尝,哎呀,好吃,咋样?" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "哎呀妈呀,郭儿,你这手艺你不当厨子你太可惜了" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "我尝尝,子要是尝过你的饺子,这个论语就改成论饺子" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "额尝尝,额尝尝,小郭,谁要是娶了你,就算是行善积德了" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "什么意思啊?怎么了?干什么?" }, { "from": "某食客", "value": "还让不让人吃饭了" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "对不起,实在对不起,千万不要过来" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "郭儿,实在对不住了,我们已经尽力了" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "郭儿,你这饺子做的" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "是什么" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "那个外形还是不错,值得鼓励" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "先用这个浆糊粘,再用棉线穿,还是蛮有创意的" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "这次不行,下次一定会做得更好啊,相信自己" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "没有下次了,你说过,只要努力就能成功,事实证明你错了" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "额没有错啊,是你自己理解错了" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "这些饺子,还不足以说明问题吗" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "前两天你老说,这是我自己的事情起我自己会处理好,用不着别人帮忙,好啊,如果你确实行,那就啥问题都没有了,可事实证明你确实不行,在这种情况下你就不能一意孤行,拒绝大家友善的帮忙" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "是啊," }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "你说的女儿当自强哎" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "额说的自强,而不是自负" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "有什么区别吗" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "自强的人,是想的如何把事情做好,而自负的人,想的是如何把自己的面子保住,你觉得你是属于哪一种呢?" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "哪一种,哪一种" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "这些饺子真有那么难吃吗" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "基本已经到了难吃最高境界,妈呀,不对劲啊" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "李大嘴!" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "叫你呢" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "干啥呀" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "能教我和面吗" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "妈呀,吓死我了,我还以为你让我把饺子都吃了呢,没问题" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "快点呐" } ] }, { "id": "episode_20_chunk_14", "conversations": [ { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "赶紧的,赶紧水开了啊" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "来了来了来了,所有饺子都在这儿了" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "你帮我看会儿,我上个厕所" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "行行行" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "记得添点柴禾啊" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "知道知道,你快去快回啊" } ] }, { "id": "episode_20_chunk_15", "conversations": [ { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "大半年都没有吃饺子,都忘了啥味道了,回头上了桌谁都不要跟额抢啊" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "不跟你抢不跟你抢" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "额一口气吃八十个" }, { "from": "莫小贝", "value": "我的妈呀" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "哎呀我的妈呀" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "额的神啊,上帝老天爷,你咋了这是" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "你说什么?" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "你没事吧" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "我没有事啊,就是那些饺子啊" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "饺子咋了" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "跟灶台一起牺牲了" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "额的灶王爷,额的饺子" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "新年好,灶王爷保佑,恭喜发财,呵呵" } ] }, { "id": "episode_21_chunk_2", "conversations": [ { "from": "莫小贝", "value": "追我呀,追我呀。" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "娘,我要回家。" } ] }, { "id": "episode_21_chunk_4", "conversations": [ { "from": "导游", "value": "哎,大家跟着我走。" }, { "from": "导游", "value": "嘘~各位游客,这里就是传说中的七侠镇。距离我们生活的年代有七百四十多年,我们这次的武侠七日游,也将在这里划上完美的句号。" }, { "from": "众游客", "value": "啊?这么快就玩完啦?" }, { "from": "导游", "value": "如果大家意犹未尽,回去之后,还可以拨打我们的免费800电话,或者上网查询。" }, { "from": "男游客甲", "value": "别说啦,有这功夫啊,还不如让我们多玩一会儿呢!" }, { "from": "众游客", "value": "是啊。" }, { "from": "导游", "value": "OK,这一站,我们将会见到传说中的盗圣白玉汤。" }, { "from": "众游客", "value": "啊?啊~" }, { "from": "导游", "value": "以及少女时代的莫小贝。" }, { "from": "吴先生", "value": "你说谁?" }, { "from": "导游", "value": "莫小贝呀。" }, { "from": "女游客甲", "value": "这……来之前你不是说没有危险吗?怎么……" }, { "from": "导游", "value": "诸位请放心,莫小贝现在才刚刚十岁,还不具备杀伤力。" }, { "from": "女游客乙", "value": "那怎么行呢,万一她凶性大发爆发起来伤人怎么办呐!" }, { "from": "女游客丙", "value": "退钱退钱!" }, { "from": "众游客", "value": "对!退钱退钱!" }, { "from": "导游", "value": "退钱可不行,这回光是租时光大巴就已经严重超支了。" }, { "from": "男游客乙", "value": "不退钱就上315投诉他们!" }, { "from": "众游客", "value": "没错,投诉他们!" }, { "from": "导游", "value": "别别别,要不这样,如果各位有兴趣的话,我把最后一站换为文化之旅。带领大家去拜访这个时代的文学家还有艺术家。" }, { "from": "男游客丙", "value": "那是人家余老师干的活儿,咱干了,让人家喝西北风去啊!" }, { "from": "女游客丁", "value": "要我说,还不如再看一次西门吹雪和叶孤城的决斗。" }, { "from": "男游客丁", "value": "那你不都看过了吗?" }, { "from": "女游客丁", "value": "上回不是光顾着看,忘拍照片了嘛。" }, { "from": "男游客戊", "value": "那多没意思啊,要我说,咱们还不如去看洪七公和欧阳锋的那场决斗呢。" }, { "from": "男游客丁", "value": "那场可打了好几天呐,又是在大雪山,你不怕被冻着吗?" }, { "from": "男游客戊", "value": "冻着就冻着呗,反正还能看到杨过呢。" }, { "from": "众游客", "value": "啊!" }, { "from": "导游", "value": "那怎么着,到底是叶孤城还是杨过?" }, { "from": "众游客", "value": "您说呢?" }, { "from": "导游", "value": "我个人比较喜欢杨过,但是单位时间有点不够。" }, { "from": "众游客", "value": "那就叶孤城吧!" }, { "from": "导游", "value": "OK.Let’s go!" }, { "from": "众游客", "value": "go! go!" }, { "from": "导游", "value": "哎,吴先生。" }, { "from": "吴先生", "value": "我要留下来,让他们去吧。" }, { "from": "导游", "value": "你,决定了吗?" }, { "from": "吴先生", "value": "确定了。到时候你别忘了来接我。" }, { "from": "导游", "value": "那行,明天八点,我们在这碰头。这是你的花销。" }, { "from": "吴先生", "value": "谢谢。" }, { "from": "导游", "value": "你必须穿上那个年代的服装,不能做出有任何影响或者改变历史的行为。你的明白?" }, { "from": "吴先生", "value": "完全明白。" }, { "from": "导游", "value": "OK.Let’s go!" }, { "from": "众游客", "value": "go!" } ] }, { "id": "episode_21_chunk_5", "conversations": [ { "from": "白展堂", "value": "谁呀,这么早,等会儿!哟,客官是打尖还是住店?" }, { "from": "吴先生", "value": "来找个人。" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "找谁呀?" }, { "from": "吴先生", "value": "莫小贝,她在吗?" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "这么一大早就来客人啦?里边请,里边请。" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "不是来住店的,找小贝的。" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "小贝又咋啦?" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "我哪儿知道。" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "是不是偷吃你家东西了?还是把你娃给打了?" }, { "from": "吴先生", "value": "我只是想来见见她,就是想见见她。" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "哎哟,她有啥好见的嘛。" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "快出去!" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "这边请,这边请。" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "这边请,来来来这边请。" } ] }, { "id": "episode_21_chunk_7", "conversations": [ { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "你以为我爱给你洗啊!" }, { "from": "莫小贝", "value": "你轻点儿,我头晕!" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "这是谁呀这是。" }, { "from": "莫小贝", "value": "给我你!" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "干什么?" }, { "from": "莫小贝", "value": "我自己洗!不用你给我洗!" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "你嫂子让我给你洗的。" }, { "from": "莫小贝", "value": "那你弄疼我了你!" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "我手还疼了!" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "干什么!干什么!哎哟哟,差不多得了啊!哎呀掌柜的!" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "哎哟,你们俩不要再打了,不要打了!" }, { "from": "莫小贝", "value": "你别睡我枕头你!" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "小贝过来。" }, { "from": "莫小贝", "value": "给我洗脸!" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "这就是小贝。" }, { "from": "吴先生", "value": "就是她?" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "啊,对呀。你不认识她呀?" }, { "from": "吴先生", "value": "认识。" }, { "from": "莫小贝", "value": "他是谁呀嫂子?" }, { "from": "吴先生", "value": "镇静。" }, { "from": "莫小贝", "value": "他在干吗呢?" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "啥味道?" } ] }, { "id": "episode_21_chunk_15", "conversations": [ { "from": "白展堂", "value": "这人我看着有点儿别扭,啥人也不知道你就拿人银子。" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "我下次不拿了。来来来,这边请,在里头。" } ] }, { "id": "episode_21_chunk_29", "conversations": [ { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "汇聚丹田!" }, { "from": "莫小贝", "value": "哎哎哎,等等!" } ] }, { "id": "episode_21_chunk_30", "conversations": [ { "from": "吴先生", "value": "认识。" }, { "from": "莫小贝", "value": "他是谁呀嫂子?" }, { "from": "吴先生", "value": "镇静。" }, { "from": "莫小贝", "value": "他在干吗呢?" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "啥味道?" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "子夜迷魂香!" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "啊?" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "来着不善,展堂点他!" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "葵花点穴手!" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "闪开!排山倒海~" }, { "from": "吴先生", "value": "啊!狠一点,再来一掌多好啊!" } ] }, { "id": "episode_21_chunk_31", "conversations": [ { "from": "吴先生", "value": "要排还不如排重一点儿,死了。活着比死了还难受。" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "以我的经验,没看出来。" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "切!" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "你你你到底是什么人?说!" }, { "from": "吴先生", "value": "普通游客,身上有蓝天旅行社的发票。" }, { "from": "吴先生", "value": "身份证、驾照。" }, { "from": "吴先生", "value": "旅行知音卡,阳光旅行需知。" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "等等等,什么旅行?" }, { "from": "吴先生", "value": "哎呀,就是……哎,你刚才使的是不是降龙十八掌啊?" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "姑奶奶这招叫芙蓉惊涛掌,跟降龙十八掌是两码事儿。" }, { "from": "吴先生", "value": "哦。" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "你找小贝,到底是想干啥嘛?" }, { "from": "吴先生", "value": "我就是慕名而来,想见见她。" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "你是说,小贝在江湖上现在已经小有名气了?" }, { "from": "吴先生", "value": "她岂止是小有名气,她简直就是威震四海啊。" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "你拉倒吧你呀,还威震四海呢,她都快成这四害了。" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "不至于,不至于。" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "区区一个衡山派的掌门,她有那么震吗?" }, { "from": "吴先生", "value": "我今天来就是冲着她的名声,我呢,想跟她合个影。" }, { "from": "吴先生", "value": "合个影?" }, { "from": "吴先生", "value": "你们不懂,就是俩个影子呀合在一起。那样显得亲切。" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "展堂,给他松绑。" }, { "from": "吴先生", "value": "快松绑!" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "我告诉你啊,老实点儿,不老实接着点你!" }, { "from": "吴先生", "value": "乡党,我能不能单独跟她呆会儿?" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "不能。" }, { "from": "吴先生", "value": "能不能?" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "不能!" }, { "from": "吴先生", "value": "乡党,能不能?" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "能!就呆一会儿啊!" }, { "from": "莫小贝", "value": "哎哎哎,你们别走啊!" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "站好了,找我排你啊!" }, { "from": "莫小贝", "value": "啊?哎!" }, { "from": "吴先生", "value": "小莫,小莫!" }, { "from": "莫小贝", "value": "哎呀~哎呀~" }, { "from": "吴先生", "value": "莫大侠!" }, { "from": "莫小贝", "value": "你就在那儿说就行了。" }, { "from": "吴先生", "value": "就在这儿说。会武功吗?" }, { "from": "莫小贝", "value": "嗯,以前学过,不过都忘啦。" }, { "from": "吴先生", "value": "那怎么不学呢?" }, { "from": "莫小贝", "value": "学那干吗?齁累齁累的。再说了,我学武功干吗使啊?" }, { "from": "吴先生", "value": "杀人嘛。" }, { "from": "莫小贝", "value": "啊?" }, { "from": "吴先生", "value": "不不不,杀坏人,行侠仗义,劫富济贫。" }, { "from": "莫小贝", "value": "得了吧,我这么贫,谁济过我呀?" }, { "from": "吴先生", "value": "这孩子,什么事也不懂。你说我这旅行费不就白花了吗?" }, { "from": "莫小贝", "value": "你吃什么呢?" }, { "from": "吴先生", "value": "果味维C。" }, { "from": "莫小贝", "value": "嗯,酸酸的。你吃这干吗?" }, { "from": "吴先生", "value": "医生说我长年患有精神抑郁症,让我长期服用果味维C,可以促进新陈代谢,提高自身免疫力。" }, { "from": "莫小贝", "value": "听不懂。" }, { "from": "吴先生", "value": "想要吗?" }, { "from": "莫小贝", "value": "嗯,想要。" }, { "from": "吴先生", "value": "那你要学会了武功,我就把它都给你。" }, { "from": "莫小贝", "value": "那我要学不会呢?" }, { "from": "吴先生", "value": "学不会,香蕉的比苹果味好,苹果味儿比桔子味的好。" }, { "from": "莫小贝", "value": "你等着啊,你等着啊!" } ] }, { "id": "episode_21_chunk_32", "conversations": [ { "from": "莫小贝", "value": "小郭姐姐,小郭姐姐!" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "干吗?" }, { "from": "莫小贝", "value": "你能不能教我两手啊?" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "扎马,就要有个扎马的样子。不要松松垮垮的,背挺起来!收腹,站稳了!" }, { "from": "莫小贝", "value": "已经挺稳的啦,你踢我干吗?" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "这就叫扎稳啦?力从地起,你的脚不把地巴住了,它力从哪儿来啊?" }, { "from": "莫小贝", "value": "丹田喽,内练一口气,外练筋骨皮。" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "什么乱七八糟的,谁教你的?" }, { "from": "莫小贝", "value": "我嫂子。力从地起之后呢?" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "汇聚丹田!" }, { "from": "莫小贝", "value": "汇聚丹田!" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "灌注全身!" }, { "from": "莫小贝", "value": "灌注全身!" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "排山倒海~" }, { "from": "莫小贝", "value": "排山倒海~" }, { "from": "莫小贝", "value": "不行了,我的手不能动了!嫂子~~~~~" }, { "from": "吴先生", "value": "脉搏正常没事儿啊,我还活着?让莫小贝拍了一掌我居然还活着?死,怎么就这么难呐。" } ] }, { "id": "episode_21_chunk_33", "conversations": [ { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "看你这个人也是的,你不会教就不要乱教嘛!看把娃疼的!" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "是她主动让我教她的啦。" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "还学不学武功了?" }, { "from": "莫小贝", "value": "打死我也不学了……" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "掌柜的,吃饭了。" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "娃都成这样了,还吃啥饭嘛!" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "活该!" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "说啥的吗!" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "学武功需要天赋。" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "我娃天赋好得很,就是不爱学!" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "对,不爱学,行行行。不识好人心,我自己吃。" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "你还不信是吧?不信你就教,你教啥她就会啥。来来来,现在就教!" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "哎哎哎!" }, { "from": "莫小贝", "value": "我不学了!" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "小贝我跟你说,咱不蒸馒头争口气!过来跟他学!" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "我还真就不信了,来来来,过来过来!过来跟我学!指如疾风,势如闪电。" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "玩真的!" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "指如疾风!" }, { "from": "莫小贝", "value": "指如疾风!" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "势如闪电!" }, { "from": "莫小贝", "value": "势如闪电!" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "指如疾风!" }, { "from": "莫小贝", "value": "指如疾风!" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "势如闪电!" }, { "from": "莫小贝", "value": "势如闪电!" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "指如疾风!" }, { "from": "莫小贝", "value": "指如疾风!" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "势如闪电!" }, { "from": "莫小贝", "value": "势如闪电!" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "咋了?" }, { "from": "莫小贝", "value": "哎呀,我的手指头!" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "骨头都弯了?咋回事吗?快点带她看医生!回来再跟你算帐!" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "这跟我有什么关系啊?" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "我问你,到底干什么来了?" }, { "from": "吴先生", "value": "找死!" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "找死从这往西有个西凉河!" }, { "from": "吴先生", "value": "我会游泳,最擅长潜泳!" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "那你就跳崖!" }, { "from": "吴先生", "value": "我跳过楼,被穿堂风给吹回来了!" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "那你就喝瓶毒药!" }, { "from": "吴先生", "value": "喝过全假冒伪劣的!" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "那你就找根绳子,结实点的!" }, { "from": "吴先生", "value": "我找过,上吊吊到一半地震了,楼塌了,腿砸折了!现在阴天下雨还疼呢!" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "那你就……大哥,你还有什么办法没试过?" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "干什么呢!" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "喝吧。" }, { "from": "吴先生", "value": "你怎么称呼啊?" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "小的姓白。" }, { "from": "吴先生", "value": "你就是传说中的盗圣白玉汤?" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "你怎么知道的?人家都管我叫白展堂!你是谁?" }, { "from": "吴先生", "value": "姓吴。" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "叫什么?" }, { "from": "吴先生", "value": "名守义。" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "他不会是六扇门的人吧?" }, { "from": "吴先生", "value": "什么六扇门?我家住在德胜门,工作在地安门,新买的房子在朝阳门。京城知道吗?" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "京城?那是好地儿啊!" }, { "from": "吴先生", "value": "是好地方,可是爱人还是走了。" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "上哪儿了?" }, { "from": "吴先生", "value": "上海。" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "上海?上海在哪儿?" }, { "from": "吴先生", "value": "小城市,离杭州不远。" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "哦。" }, { "from": "吴先生", "value": "她原来说去上学,可谁知,一去不复还呐。" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "那她不回来你去啊!" }, { "from": "吴先生", "value": "我去,我工作怎么办?房子怎么办?户口、公积金、劳保、保险还有看病统筹,唉。" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "兄弟,就为这个你就不想活了?" }, { "from": "吴先生", "value": "兄弟呀,两个相爱的人,相隔千里见不上面,这还不惨吗?" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "差远了,我跟你说我们佟掌柜的,千里迢迢嫁到这儿,新郎官连面儿都没见着,咣当,就成寡妇了。再说吕秀才,你知道他祖上是干吗的吗?知府啊,他年年考年年不中,连祖产都给卖了,明年还得接着考,他不比你惨?再说李大嘴……" } ] }, { "id": "episode_21_chunk_34", "conversations": [ { "from": "白展堂", "value": "三年了,想见我又不敢见。人家是谁呀,天下第一女捕头。可我呢?有时候我就在想啊,如果能听听她的声音也好啊,总算有个念相……" }, { "from": "吴先生", "value": "人都不在一起了,还要啥念相?" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "人活着,就图个念相。没钱的时候,希望有钱;生病的时候,希望健康;孤独的时候,希望幸福。人正是因为有了念相,才有了生活的勇气呀!" }, { "from": "吴先生", "value": "啥勇气?" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "实现梦想的勇气啊,暂时分开算得了啥呀?只要你们彼此还喜欢,把心思用到了,总会有团聚的那一天!" }, { "from": "吴先生", "value": "兄弟呀,有你这番话,今天我这旅游费就没有白掏!明天我就去上海找她去!" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "干!" }, { "from": "吴先生", "value": "我咋看你说话,像哲人。" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "啥哲人呐,我就是一贼人。" }, { "from": "吴先生", "value": "贼人?" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "啊,就是偶尔抓贼的人。哎我说,你大老远来的到底是为了啥呀?" }, { "from": "吴先生", "value": "找死。兄弟,我自杀多少次是想死死不成啊,思来想去,只有这个女魔头能成全我。" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "哪个女魔头啊,我们这儿有仨女的呢。" }, { "from": "吴先生", "value": "莫小贝!" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "莫小贝?" }, { "from": "吴先生", "value": "她杀人如麻,嗜血成性。她杀死的人,能组成一个小国家!" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "你这听谁说的?" }, { "from": "吴先生", "value": "武侠时光探险指南上说的。不信你瞅瞅:赤焰狂魔莫小贝,武功系数十,危险系数十,遭遇之后的生还系数。" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "啥乱七八糟的玩意!你肯定喝多了!来来来!" }, { "from": "吴先生", "value": "兄弟呀。往日我是借酒浇愁,今天这酒我是越喝越明白了。" }, { "from": "女子", "value": "走走走,赶紧走!" }, { "from": "吴先生", "value": "什么事儿,风风火火的。" }, { "from": "女子", "value": "出门再说!" }, { "from": "吴先生", "value": "一会儿我还回来!" }, { "from": "吴先生", "value": "我还没喝完呐,你拽我干什么!" }, { "from": "女子", "value": "你还有心情喝酒啊!" }, { "from": "吴先生", "value": "出什么事儿了?" }, { "from": "女子", "value": "他们找叶孤城拍照,动作太慢,被人家发现啦!" }, { "from": "吴先生", "value": "发现就发现呗,那又怎么了?" }, { "from": "女子", "value": "眼前突然出现这么多人,你不害怕?叶孤城吓得心脏病突发啦!决斗的赢家本来是他,现在变成了西门吹雪!" }, { "from": "吴先生", "value": "这就叫改变历史进程,对吗?" }, { "from": "女子", "value": "这倒无所谓,最多吊销营业执照。你这可就麻烦大了!" }, { "from": "吴先生", "value": "我怎么了?" }, { "from": "女子", "value": "你强行改变莫小贝的习武进程,导致她对练武失去信心,最终选择弃武从文!" }, { "from": "吴先生", "value": "那不挺好吗?" }, { "from": "女子", "value": "好什么呀,我不跟你说了!" }, { "from": "吴先生", "value": "难道莫小贝变成一个杀人女魔头你就高兴了?" }, { "from": "女子", "value": "你留这话对时间委员会解释吧!" }, { "from": "吴先生", "value": "你……观众朋友们,本故事涉及到的所有历史事件与历史人物,纯属虚构。再见!" }, { "from": "女子", "value": "拜拜!" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "兄弟,酒还没喝完呢,哎?人呐?" } ] }, { "id": "episode_21_chunk_35", "conversations": [ { "from": "莫小贝", "value": "你给我你给我!" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "别吵!别吵!我告诉你啊,就给一粒!" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "不许咽啊,含着吃!你们俩过来。" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "知道昨晚那人是谁吗?" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "谁呀?" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "西门吹雪!" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "不会吧?胡说八道!西门吹雪要活到现在,至少也得五张多了!" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "没有根据,我怎么可能胡乱说呢?" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "你有啥根据嘛?" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "昨天晚上那三道闪电都见着了吧?三十年前,叶孤城和西门吹雪决斗的时候,天空上也是嚓嚓嚓三道闪电,叶孤城当场气绝身亡,身上连点伤痕都没有。" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "我知道,这就是传说中的天外飞仙~" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "他昨天刚使完这招,我就出去了,别说人,连人影都没见着!你们见过这种轻功吗?" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "知道西门吹雪为什么武功那么高吗?" }, { "from": "莫小贝", "value": "因为他有严重抑郁症,所以呢他必须每天补充维生素C,能提高人体免疫力,还能促进新陈代谢!哎哟~哎哟我的脚!" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "装的。" }, { "from": "莫小贝", "value": "嫂子你快过来呀!" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "好像是真的!" }, { "from": "莫小贝", "value": "哎呀不行了~疼死了,疼疼疼!" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "来来来,看看!哎呀,你个笨孩子!" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "看来这个娃还真不是块练武功的材料~" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "那可怎么办呀?" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "咋办呀,多补充点维生素C呗~" }, { "from": "莫小贝", "value": "哎哎,给我,这是我的!" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "不要光搓,再加点皂角粉。注意领口啊!哎呀,我说的是领口不是袖口!" }, { "from": "莫小贝", "value": "要不你来!" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "哎你什么态度啊,不想洗别洗啊!" }, { "from": "莫小贝", "value": "这可是你说的,我回屋做功课去喽~" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "等等,学不学武功我说了不算,咱投票!" }, { "from": "莫小贝", "value": "投票!" } ] }, { "id": "episode_21_chunk_36", "conversations": [ { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "同意小贝学武功的请举手!" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "老白!" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "咳……" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "大嘴!" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "咳……" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "秀才!" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "咳……" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "咳!!" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "活到老,学到老。学门手艺,没坏处的。" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "少废话!三比三,怎么办?" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "要不,再扩大一下投票范围。同意小贝学武功的请举手!没有。" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "他们不是店里的人,不算数的。" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "怎么不是店里的人呐?人家天天在你店里吃饭不是店里人?小安!小李!小柳!小邓!小齐!大帅!小郭!还有老马!小马!又换衣服又调座位,生怕让人看出是熟脸,容易吗?这哥几个!" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "是是,小郭你说你较啥真啊,麻不麻烦呐!" }, { "from": "燕小六", "value": "有麻烦找小六啊,否则当嘛捕快?" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "小六你来的正好,坐坐坐。帮我们投个票,同意小贝学武功吗?" }, { "from": "燕小六", "value": "我要说同意,有好处没有?" }, { "from": "燕小六", "value": "没有!" }, { "from": "燕小六", "value": "那就同意!" }, { "from": "燕小六", "value": "嗯?" }, { "from": "燕小六", "value": "学武功又不是坏事干吗不同意?" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "听听,什么才叫微言大义!重新投票!同意小贝学武的举手!哈哈哈,四比三咧,怎么样?" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "哈哈哈~" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "确实是四比三,你再好好看看。" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "好好看看。" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "吕轻侯~" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "我现在突然觉得呀,学武功会助长暴力情绪,这对孩子的成长是没有好处的!大家可以仔细想一想,如果学武功那么好,子为什么不学呢?" } ] }, { "id": "episode_21_chunk_37", "conversations": [ { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "吕布大家都知道的,武功非常高,对吧?结果呢?嗯?教训呐,血的教训呐!前朝有位词人曾经曰过……" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "够啦!" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "秀才说得非常好,那么多年的圣贤书……" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "都读到狗肚子里去了!" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "你说啥说啥?" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "本来就是嘛,你不让小贝学武功,不就是怕她欺负你吗?" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "哈哈哈,我怕她?吡吡~没事儿没事儿~" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "怕就怕,没关系的。百无一用是书生~哈哈,我们不会看不起你的,反而会很同情你的。" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "用不着!我怕什么了?小贝,好好学,没关系的,我支持你!" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "哎~怎么样?哈哈哈~~还有什么话好说?" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "好,学就学吧。" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "耶~" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "但是,你不要教她。" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "为什么?" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "要学就好好学,三脚猫的功夫,学了也是白学。" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "说什么呐?谁是三脚猫?" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "嗯?" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "白展堂,我打不过你不是因为我武功比你差。" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "那因为啥呀?" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "是啊,嘿嘿……" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "首先,你是个男的。第二,你年纪比我大。" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "那按你这种说法的话,大嘴的武功也应该比你高。" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "这样好了,我也不跟你废话。要教,咱俩一块教。" }, { "from": "莫小贝", "value": "不用了吧?" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "我又没说要教你。老白教小贝,我嘛,就教小六好了!" }, { "from": "燕小六", "value": "教我?别逗了~你接着说,接着说~" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "咱俩各教一个,三天之后比武。谁的徒弟要是输的话,就到大街上大喊三声:我是读书人!" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "我是……你什么意思啊?" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "你别废话,你别吵!好,如果你输了的话,除了喊,还得帮我换套新被面。" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "你要输的话,就得给我买三斤的糖炒栗子,要新乡的哦~" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "好,就这么定了!" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "走!" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "走!" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "哎,老白老白,这练武,会不会有什么肢体接触啊?" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "啥接触?" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "就是手碰手,脚碰脚。" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "那你不废话吗,脸对脸嘴对嘴的都有!" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "啊?" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "要不然杨过和小龙女咋勾搭上的?走,小贝!" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "哎哟,咋了嘛?" } ] }, { "id": "episode_21_chunk_38", "conversations": [ { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "挺结实的嘛!" }, { "from": "燕小六", "value": "那什么,我还有点事,我先回去啦!" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "哎,别走!你就忍心看着人家输掉比赛吗?" }, { "from": "燕小六", "value": "你比赛,跟我有嘛关系?" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "不要忘了,你是个捕快!你不学点武功以后怎么抓贼?" }, { "from": "燕小六", "value": "那我有师父啦!" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "放心吧,我不会告诉你师父的。" }, { "from": "燕小六", "value": "那也不行,你是个女的,你教我……" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "女的怎么啦?杨过和小龙女的故事你听过吧!" }, { "from": "燕小六", "value": "杨过我不知道,小聋女我倒知道。西街那个,听不见话。啊巴,啊巴~" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "啥乱七八糟的,扎个马步给我看看。哎呀,马步不是这么扎的。" }, { "from": "燕小六", "value": "那怎么扎?" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "学而时习之,不亦悦乎?有朋自远方来,不亦乐乎?" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "吕秀才~~" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "练着呐,慢慢练别管我。人不知而不愠,不亦君子乎?" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "不用搭理他,看我的。桥来桥上走!" }, { "from": "燕小六", "value": "桥来桥上走!" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "脚踢脚下消!" }, { "from": "燕小六", "value": "脚踢脚下消!" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "吾日三省吾身,为人谋而不忠乎。" }, { "from": "燕小六", "value": "啊不,嘛意思?" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "这个,吾日三省吾身……" }, { "from": "燕小六", "value": "没问你,我问她!刚才,桥是嘛意思?" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "这个桥嘛,它就是说……" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "君子食无求饱,居无求安。" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "吕轻候!!" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "啥事啊?哦,你们练着呢,练吧练吧千万别管我!吾十有五而志于学,三十而立,四十而不惑……" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "别给自己找不自在!" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "六十而耳顺,七十而从心所欲……" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "排山倒海~" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "什么人呐这是,接着练!" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "八十而花甲,九十而耄耋,这一百岁呢,就成人精了。" }, { "from": "燕小六", "value": "哈哈哈哈……" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "笑什么笑,练你的!别抖,别紧张,放松啊。再放松,再放松。哎哎哎~" } ] }, { "id": "episode_21_chunk_39", "conversations": [ { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "换徒弟?" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "对,必须得换!否则来不及啦!" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "啥意思嘛?" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "小郭和小六……" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "嗯?" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "倒是没问题,但小贝和老白的问题很严重的。" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "啥问题,不要吓人!" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "你想想,老白是干什么的?" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "跑堂的呀。" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "我是说以前。" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "以前是以前,又不是他自愿的。" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "好好好,那你说,他是怎么走上犯罪道路的?" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "贪财。" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "不对,是武功。随手那么一点,人被定住了,直接掏兜,想干吗干吗!谁禁得起这种诱惑啊?" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "小贝乖得很,你放心吧!" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "对对,她是很乖。但是她学会点穴之后,你怎么管教她啊?" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "咋管不了?回屋做你的功课去!" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "‘葵花点穴手!’嗒嗒嗒~" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "她敢!" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "哎呀,她不敢吧?" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "掌柜的,你就别自己骗自己了。你想想,她是小贝啊。" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "换,必须换,现在就换!" } ] }, { "id": "episode_21_chunk_40", "conversations": [ { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "凭什么!你说换就换啊?" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "我这也是为了你好,就小六那个木榆脑子……" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "你才木榆脑子呢!" }, { "from": "燕小六", "value": "你才木榆脑子呢!" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "给句痛快话,换还是不换?" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "换!" }, { "from": "燕小六", "value": "换!" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "我有什么好处?" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "你能得到一个像小贝这么聪明的徒弟呀!" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "不换!" }, { "from": "燕小六", "value": "不换!" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "我有啥坏处?" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "那你就能得到一个像展堂这么恐怖的对手!展堂!" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "干什么!干什么!想吓唬我呀,没戏!有本事来点我呀,点我呀!" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "点她点她!" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "我点你干吗呀?不敢换就算啦,没关系的。" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "少用激将法,没用的!我这个徒弟挺好的,用不着换,多乖呀~" }, { "from": "燕小六", "value": "还是换了吧!" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "啊?" }, { "from": "燕小六", "value": "不是,那个我没有看不起你的意思啊,我就是说,那个,对不对?" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "对你个头,你给我把话说清楚了!" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "还说什么清楚啊,这多明白呀!人家嫌你武功差呗!哈哈哈哈……" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "有你什么事啊,边儿呆着去!" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "这就是你的不对了……" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "排山倒……" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "白先生,闪一边去!" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "这是干啥呢干啥呢!" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "老鹰抓小鸡~啊不,小鸡抓老鹰~老鹰抓……我还是闭嘴吧~" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "排山倒海~" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "葵花点!这可是你招我的啊!" }, { "from": "燕小六", "value": "甭跟她废话,走走~" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "以后再也不许纠缠我了啊,葵花解穴手!" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "咳咳~~~" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "人家那就是命好。" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "谁命好了?" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "小六呗!你看,他跟老白把武功学好了,回头办几件大案子,人家钱一涨官一升房子一买媳妇一娶,齐啦!哪像咱哥儿俩呀,接着熬吧!" }, { "from": "食客", "value": "伙计,上茶!" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "来了!" } ] }, { "id": "episode_21_chunk_41", "conversations": [ { "from": "白展堂", "value": "你看好了啊,这个手指头一定要有力度。看到了吗?哎。" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "手指头再直点儿,差不多了。捅两下~谁让你捅我的?" }, { "from": "燕小六", "value": "这就你一人,不捅你捅谁去?" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "去捅那木头门去!" }, { "from": "燕小六", "value": "捅不动了呢?" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "快去!使劲!速度!力度!快!" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "展堂展堂!" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "干啥呀,没看见教课呢!" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "就两句,两句!" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "快说啊!你练你的,速度速度!" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "你打算教他多少招啊?" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "教个一两招吧,具体得看他的资质了。" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "如果教一招,管用吗?" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "不管用怎么能叫武功呢?" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "我的意思是说啊,他跟别人交手没问题吧?" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "那看跟谁,只要不是绝顶高手,一般人上来就是一个字,死!" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "啊?你可千万别教了!" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "为啥呀?" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "教会了徒弟饿死师父啊。" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "不可能!你想啊,他是捕快,我是跑堂的,根本就是两个行当。" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "那也不行,真的。你想,他学会了点穴,再办几件大案。你麻烦就大啦!" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "你啥意思啊?" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "办完大案不要升官嘛,万一升到了那个六扇门总部,见了四大神捕。一问:‘哟年轻人,功夫挺好的嘛,跟谁学的?’‘白展堂。’‘谁是白展堂?’哎哎,老白,没事吧?" }, { "from": "燕小六", "value": "老白你怎么的了?" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "没你事,你接着练,速度!" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "我的话呢,也就只能说到这儿了。具体怎么办,自己琢磨啊!" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "小六过来,过来!" }, { "from": "燕小六", "value": "正练着呢。" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "先别练了。" }, { "from": "燕小六", "value": "还没练会呢这招。" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "师父教你一招更猛更凶的!" }, { "from": "燕小六", "value": "来来来~" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "先扎个马步!" }, { "from": "燕小六", "value": "又扎马步啊!" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "扎个马步!" }, { "from": "燕小六", "value": "扎扎,扎完之后呢?" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "来,抡这个啊!抡完左边抡右边,抡完右边抡左边。抡!" }, { "from": "燕小六", "value": "抡累了呢?" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "抡累了就喊两嗓子,呼呼哈嘿!" }, { "from": "燕小六", "value": "呼呼哈嘿!" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "快点儿!" }, { "from": "燕小六", "value": "呼呼哈嘿,呼呼哈嘿……快使用双截棍,呼呼哈嘿!快使用双截棍,呼呼哈嘿!快使用双截棍,呼呼哈嘿!" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "快!快!" } ] }, { "id": "episode_21_chunk_42", "conversations": [ { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "听好了,太极生两仪!两仪生四象!四象生八卦!我这套八卦连环夺魂掌,就是从天地之道悟出来的。" }, { "from": "莫小贝", "value": "那以前咋没看见你练过?" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "以前不练,是因为这套掌法杀伤力太大,轻轻挨上一下,你的小命就难保了!" }, { "from": "莫小贝", "value": "啊?那你还教我!" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "没关系的,以你的小掌法,闯不了大祸的,最多打他个半身不遂!" }, { "from": "莫小贝", "value": "啊?那我不学了!把小六给打残疾了,谁养他啊?" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "不学?不学行啊!那我就原话告诉她了~" }, { "from": "莫小贝", "value": "啥原话,你到底啥意思啊?" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "唉,不是我不想教啊,是极个别人不想学啊。" }, { "from": "莫小贝", "value": "噢~原来在这儿等着我呐……" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "嘿嘿嘿,我就算不等你,你能打得过小六吗?" }, { "from": "莫小贝", "value": "要是白大哥教呢,那绝对没问题……" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "嗯?" }, { "from": "莫小贝", "value": "呃,你教,也没问题!来来来,太极生二姨!" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "还二舅呢,是两仪!" }, { "from": "莫小贝", "value": "噢,两仪两仪……然后呢?" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "然后就绕着我转圈,正着转一圈,反着转一圈,一圈一圈的转,直到我说停,来吧!" }, { "from": "莫小贝", "value": "那还不活活晕死我呀?" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "你还想不想学呀?" }, { "from": "莫小贝", "value": "学,学!" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "加快速度!" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "她这是想干吗呀?" }, { "from": "莫小贝", "value": "我眼前,我眼前都是小星星啊!" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "再转几圈,你就能看见月亮啦!" }, { "from": "莫小贝", "value": "你就是月亮……呕……" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "小贝你没事吧?" }, { "from": "莫小贝", "value": "你到底想不想让我赢啊?" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "不想。" }, { "from": "莫小贝", "value": "啥?" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "你千万不要怪姐姐啊,你要是赢了,我倒是能落点好处。但问题是,我就怕小六从此就失去信心了。" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "噢,原来如此。想输,没那么容易!" } ] }, { "id": "episode_21_chunk_43", "conversations": [ { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "啥?又要换?" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "不换不行,小郭不好好教!" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "不教就不教,赶紧比完赶紧算!我本来也没有想让小贝学武功。" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "那怎么行呢,要学就好好学,不能半途而废的!子曾经曰过……" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "阴谋是爱情的敌人。" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "等会儿!那是几百年之后,托斯陀耶夫斯基说的。" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "这个斯基是干啥的?" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "一个伟大的俄国作家,你啥意思啊?" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "这几天你上窜下跳的,忙得很!一会要比,一会不要比,一会要换,一会又要换回来,倒水!你不觉得累吗?喜欢谁就光明正大地争取,搞这套阴谋诡计,有啥意思嘛!" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "我听不懂你在曰什么呢。" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "那你就当我是胡曰好了!爱情,是很纯洁很美好的东西。要靠真心去换,而不是用心眼和手段去骗。" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "谁骗啦?我,我就是心里有点乱。" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "你的心情我可以理解,我也经历过这种境遇。也不知道如何开口,如何争取。但是我宁愿等待,啥都不做,也不愿意把那份仅有的好感给抹杀掉。" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "好感?掌柜的你放心,我以后再也不会这么干了。" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "秀才!这么快就改好了?这也太虚心了吧!" } ] }, { "id": "episode_21_chunk_44", "conversations": [ { "from": "莫小贝", "value": "哈!" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "有问题吗?" }, { "from": "莫小贝", "value": "没问题!" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "行不行?" }, { "from": "燕小六", "value": "放心吧!" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "加油加油!" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "小贝!坚持坚持!" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "再坚持!" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "六儿!六儿!" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "扶起来,扶起来!" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "小贝,起来起来,坚持!不许哭,不许哭!" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "咋样了,还打不打啦?" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "打!" }, { "from": "莫小贝", "value": "不打了!" }, { "from": "燕小六", "value": "要打你们打!" }, { "from": "莫小贝", "value": "我不陪你玩了!" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "咱们走咱们走!" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "哎哎!" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "六儿六儿!徒弟不打,师父打!" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "行啊,但是先说好了,打可以,但不许点穴!" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "没问题啊!" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "快下来,不要臭美了!" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "排山倒海~" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "葵花点!" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "你不是说不点穴吗?" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "我没点啊,她这是条件反射。" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "排山倒海~~~~" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "葵花点穴手!这回我是正当防卫。" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "比武到此结束!吃饭吃饭~" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "早该吃饭了,饿死我了……" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "葵花解穴手!葵花解穴手!咋不灵呢?没功夫就是不行。" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "她对我真的有好感吗?" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "看什么看,没见过美女啊?还看!信不信我把你眼珠子挖出来!" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "一定有好感的,否则她不会用那种眼神看我。那么深情,那么专注,这也许就叫眉目传情吧!耶~" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "来人啦,救命啊!饿死人了啦!" } ] }, { "id": "episode_22_chunk_0", "conversations": [ { "from": "白展堂", "value": "找点呢你们?" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "别吵了行不行?" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "我排你了啊!" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "葵花点穴手了啊!" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "排山倒海啦!" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "哎哟!就为了一只蟹,至于吗?真是的。老白,你吃。" } ] }, { "id": "episode_22_chunk_1", "conversations": [ { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "凭什么给他吃啊?" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "老白平时工作忙进忙出的,辛苦的很。" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "我也辛苦,我煮蟹把手都烫红了,你看……" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "好好好,统计选票,谁得的票多谁吃,举手。不许投自己。展堂,我投你,你投谁呀?" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "那还能有谁呀?当然是大在嘴了。" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "嗯?" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "你为啥投他?" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "人家大嘴辛辛苦苦煮的蟹,自己才吃二十几只,容易吗?" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "啥也不说了,老白我投你了。" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "我投小郭,双手。" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "加上双脚也只能算一票,小郭?" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "啊?我投秀才。" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "为什么呀?" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "我还有其他的选择吗?" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "好,统计选票。" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "不用统计了,谢谢啊,谢谢大家,尤其要谢谢你。" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "咱俩谁跟谁呀,老白,那腿你不吃就给我得了。" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "你都吃二十几只了,你好意思呢你?" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "吃吃吃,你使劲吃啊,早晚吃食物中毒了你。" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "哎呀,中毒也比有些人中不着毒强啊。你好毒,你好毒,你好毒毒毒……" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "小郭,干活去。" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "给你……" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "你不要挡着了,没见人家干活。" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "要不要我帮你忙啊?" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "好啊,好啊,那你帮我把这桌子的边边角角都擦干净,哪都别落下啊。" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "你放心吧。" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "谢谢你啊。小六,小六,你怎么这个时候来呀?" }, { "from": "燕小六", "value": "给你们掌柜的送点东西。" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "小六啊,啥东西?" } ] }, { "id": "episode_22_chunk_2", "conversations": [ { "from": "燕小六", "value": "娄知县从广东老家带回来的,让我连夜送过来。" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "哎哟,那怎么敢当?" }, { "from": "燕小六", "value": "这是你们该得的,咱们镇的商户,只要纳税到了一定数目,那都有这个,拿着,拿着吧。" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "那也算是奖励吧?" }, { "from": "燕小六", "value": "算吧,东西你们先收着,我还得送下一家,告辞。" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "谢谢小六啊,有空过来喝茶。" }, { "from": "燕小六", "value": "好嘞。" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "那你路上小心点啊,人家很担心了啦!" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "咋了这是?" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "不用理他,不用理他,打开看看嘛。" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "活干完了没有你就看?干活去。" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "呀!这是个啥嘛?" } ] }, { "id": "episode_22_chunk_3", "conversations": [ { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "喜欢我,不喜欢我,喜欢我,不喜欢我,喜欢我,不喜欢我……她喜欢我!嘿嘿!" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "哎,咋还不睡呢?" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "睡不着,有心事。哎,你倒是说说……" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "她喜欢我!" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "你说啥?" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "没你事,你睡吧。" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "哎哎,别别,你还是说吧,要不这一宿我都睡不塌实。" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "你……你有喜欢过谁吗?" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "你问这干啥呀,吃饱撑的吧你?睡觉睡觉……" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "就知道你不懂。" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "谁说我不懂?上回要不是小郭在那瞎搀和,我跟蕙兰就成了。" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "哪个蕙兰?" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "比武招亲的那个。" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "哎,如果再给你一次机会,你会怎么做?" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "我啥也不做,我说。" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "你说什么呢?" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "我说……蕙兰,想吃点啥,我给你做去。你别不以为然,我跟你说,现在这女的,就吃这套。" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "你又懂了?" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "我咋不懂了,俗话说的好,吃一堑,长一智,经过那事,我算是琢磨明白了,你要是喜欢一个人,你得对她有所表示,那要不然不就成了光练不说傻把势了?" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "可我又不会做饭,那咋办呢?" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "谁让你做饭了,你擅长啥你就拿啥招呼呗。" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "擅长啥……" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "干啥去?" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "写诗。" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "妈呀,这也算本事啊?" } ] }, { "id": "episode_22_chunk_4", "conversations": [ { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "秀才,写啥呢?" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "没啥,写着玩。" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "不要再玩了,一大清早的马上就要开门了,就知道玩。过来帮我看样东西。" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "你看,这是个啥?你有学问,你知道。" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "这个东西学名叫作根雕。" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "根雕?" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "啊,就是用植物的根茎,雕刻而成的艺术品。" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "啊……什么植物啊,能长成这样的根茎啊?" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "跟你说你也不明白。" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "你刚才说那个艺术品,是啥意思啊?" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "这件艺术品,它想表达一个“仁”。" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "什么人?" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "不是男人女人的人,是指忠孝仁义的那个仁。你们看啊,首先,它是个圆的,正所谓天圆地方,这圆就代表着天哪,老子曾经曰过,天地不仁,以万物为刍狗。" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "那就应该叫不仁。" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "不是有这些毛刺吗,不是不仁,否定之否定,它不就成了仁嘛。" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "这都能成仁,那桌椅板凳不更仁?" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "你看这些刺,又尖又硬,拿来当武器的话,那肯定是天下无敌呀,俗话说仁者无敌,倒推回去,无敌就是仁。" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "切,说不定就是个土特产而已,给咱们解馋呗。" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "你吃,现在就吃,我绝不跟你抢。" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "那你打算怎么处理这个仁啊?" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "还没有想好,但是既然是个艺术品,总得找个地方放吧?放在啥地方好呢?" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "不要看了,不要看了,看起来就没个完了。小郭,放上去。" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "我觉得吧,这个仁,本身还是挺不错的。但是这个架子太大,太空,所以显得不太协调。" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "若是能加点古物,感觉会好很多。" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "嘿,给这几个人美的,还加古物,上哪给你们整古物去呀?" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "这你比我们清楚啊,老白?" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "不是,你什么意思啊?" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "你在这方面,经验确实比我们丰富,所以这件事情,就交给你了。" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "你别逗了,我是发过毒誓的。" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "我又没有让你去偷,把钱拿上,出去买几样古董回来,省着点花啊,只求形似,不求神似。" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "那行,回头我买错了,你别赖我啊。" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "等等!遇上什么好镯子也帮我置办一个。" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "镯子?哦,说吧,要金的还是要玉的?" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "你决定呗,关键是样式要别致,要有历史感,文化感,沧桑感……" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "等会,沧桑感?啥意思?" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "就是厚重嘛。" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "厚重?" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "不能太浅薄,尤其要突出我的文化品位,我相信你啊。" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "厚重……那就是又厚又重。" } ] }, { "id": "episode_22_chunk_5", "conversations": [ { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "你还没睡呀?闪开,闪开。" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "我在等你……" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "等我,等我干嘛?" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "拿着。" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "这是什么?" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "镯子。" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "镯子?" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "那上面还写着字呢,你看,这第一个……" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "哎呀妈呀!在哪弄来的?" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "赶紧给我放下!" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "哎呀,我找你找得好苦啊!" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "啊?" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "这是我小时候放牛用的鼻环,从小到大我一直带着它,后来没钱花,我就把它给当了。" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "这能当几个钱哪?" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "俩烧饼啊,啥叫缘分哪?这才叫缘分哪,以后我再也不当了。" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "你凭什么说这个东西是你的?" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "这咋不是我的,我上面还刻着画呢。这个是我,这是牛,牛,我,我和牛,世世代代好朋友嘛。谢谢啊!找啊找啊找朋友,找到一个好朋友……" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "白——展——堂!" } ] }, { "id": "episode_22_chunk_6", "conversations": [ { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "出去出去!" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "别推了,干活呢,别闹了,别拉了,又不是说不帮忙……" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "什么帮忙,你这是赎罪!" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "行行行,你说吧,你想达到啥效果。" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "我就是让她能明白,我心里有她。" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "那还不简单吗?" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "你婉转点,别吓着她。" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "明白,瞧好吧。小郭,秀才刚才说了……什么点?" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "婉转点。" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "他心里有你,你婉转点啊。" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "嗯?好好,你要是心里有我,就去帮我把这个臭东西扔出去,也不枉咱俩兄妹一场。" } ] }, { "id": "episode_22_chunk_7", "conversations": [ { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "你自己没长手啊?" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "嗯?我……老白!这叫心里有我吗,这就叫心里有我吗?" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "我上那边看看……" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "你看什么看,你看什么看!" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "兄妹一场?哼!她怎么不说是父女呢!" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "人家有爹,就缺你这么个相公。" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "我该怎么办呢?" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "哎呀,赶紧求婚吧。" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "你说什么?" } ] }, { "id": "episode_22_chunk_8", "conversations": [ { "from": "白展堂", "value": "我跟你说,兄弟,其实这种事,没有你想象的那么复杂,其实说白了,就跟吃饭一样简单。" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "那你咋不求啊?" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "嘿,我求谁去,求你呀?" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "求那谁呗。" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "贱!" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "接着说。" } ] }, { "id": "episode_22_chunk_9", "conversations": [ { "from": "白展堂", "value": "你想啊,如果她喜欢你,你求了她,她一同意,那不皆大欢喜?她要是不喜欢你,你求了,他不了你就挨顿骂,你又能损失什么呀?" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "尊严啊!" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "你要那么在乎尊严的话,那说明你心里还是没有她。" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "上哪去呀?你说你撅个腚上哪去?" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "准备聘礼!" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "哟,这么快就准备好了?" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "我想了一晚上,最值钱的东西,就是这个。" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "啥呀这是?地契?掌柜的。" } ] }, { "id": "episode_22_chunk_10", "conversations": [ { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "咋了?" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "秀才要把地契给小郭当聘礼。" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "秀才,你快点把它收起来吧。" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "为什么?" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "她要是拿了地契,还不直接拆房子吗?" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "是啊。" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "不会的,她要是同意了,以后就得听我的,她要是不同意,这地契她也拿不到。" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "小子,你还学会举一反三了?收起来……" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "爱情使人成长……小郭,你进屋,我跟你说句话。" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "你在这里不能说吗?" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "那倒也能。" } ] }, { "id": "episode_22_chunk_11", "conversations": [ { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "那你就说嘛,赶紧的,臭死我算了。" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "我又没吃蒜……" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "我是说这个东西了啦!" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "那我说了啊,郭小姐,皇天在上,厚土为证……我……" }, { "from": "燕小六", "value": "哎呀妈呀,这是嘛味?熏死我了。" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "就是你送来的那个怪东西呀!熏死我啦!" }, { "from": "燕小六", "value": "那你们还在这呆着,还不赶紧出去透透气去?" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "听了一整天,就你这句话还像人话。" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "我还有话没说完呢……" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "你回头再说,闪开!" }, { "from": "燕小六", "value": "吵嘛呢?" }, { "from": "小刘", "value": "哈哈,钱掌柜的当铺给炸啦!好象是娄知县送的那个什么……对对对,就是这个东西,就是这个东西!" } ] }, { "id": "episode_22_chunk_12", "conversations": [ { "from": "燕小六", "value": "回头再聊啊!" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "哎,你小心一点啊,人家很担心哪!" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "郭芙蓉,你给我过来!" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "喊什么,你喊什么喊?啊,你再喊一遍?" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "你要是不听我把话说完,我就把它给炸了!" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "别别别!有话好好说!" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "好好说,好好说……" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "你们俩先出去,我有话要单独跟她说。" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "行行行,兄弟,保重啊!" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "你想干嘛?" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "我……你能不能嫁给我呀?" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "啊?" } ] }, { "id": "episode_22_chunk_13", "conversations": [ { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "你就说愿不愿意吧?" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "你还会趁火打劫了是不是?来来来,炸死我,炸死我,你炸死我算了!你长本事了,你还会炸人了啊!" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "疼疼疼!" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "还敢跟我斗?以后还敢不敢胡说八道了?" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "让我再想想……" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "嗯?" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "哎呀!疼疼疼……" } ] }, { "id": "episode_22_chunk_14", "conversations": [ { "from": "燕小六", "value": "都愣着干嘛呢?" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "小六来了,来来来!" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "六,你可来了。" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "钱掌柜咋样了?" }, { "from": "燕小六", "value": "已经没有人模样了,太狠了……" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "那……赶紧,咱把这玩意扔了吧?" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "快快,扔了,扔了!" }, { "from": "燕小六", "value": "扔它干嘛,趁着没烂,赶紧吃啊。" }, { "from": "燕小六", "value": "吃?" }, { "from": "燕小六", "value": "娄知县说了,这是一种南方的水果,叫榴莲。" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "那咋还会爆炸呢?" }, { "from": "燕小六", "value": "嘛爆炸?" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "就钱掌柜那当铺。" }, { "from": "燕小六", "value": "扯哪去了,那说的是他老婆,他老婆闻不惯这味,让钱掌柜把它扔了,钱掌柜舍不得,说是娄知县送的,打死也不扔。他老婆就说,那我就把你打死吧。你们是没到现场去,惨不忍睹,瓷器,玉器,扔得满地都是,砸了个稀巴烂哪。" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "哎呀,幸亏我捡得早。" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "那些东西是你捡的?" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "他们正清理库房呢,我就顺便……再说了,你给那点钱,够买什么的?" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "你骗我……" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "哎,你说这玩意,它咋吃啊?" }, { "from": "燕小六", "value": "拿刀切,吃瓤。" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "那行,我把它给切了啊。" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "小六,那我给你倒茶去啊。" }, { "from": "燕小六", "value": "你有事吗,老看着我干嘛?" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "你们当捕快的,胆子都挺大吧?" }, { "from": "燕小六", "value": "那是,要不然怎么抓贼呀?" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "那你敢不敢……" }, { "from": "燕小六", "value": "说这干嘛?" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "你就说敢不敢吧,不敢就算了。" }, { "from": "燕小六", "value": "这有嘛不敢的?小郭,嫁给我怎么样?" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "讨厌了啦!不理你了!" }, { "from": "燕小六", "value": "哎哎哎,听见没有,怎么样?" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "天哪!" }, { "from": "燕小六", "value": "别着急,对自己有点信心,胆子是越练越大的。小郭,嫁给我怎么样?小郭,嫁给我怎么样?瞧咱这胆!小郭,嫁给我怎么样?" } ] }, { "id": "episode_22_chunk_16", "conversations": [ { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "相公!树上的鸟儿成双对。" }, { "from": "燕小六", "value": "绿水青山带笑颜。" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "从此不再受那奴役苦。" }, { "from": "燕小六", "value": "夫妻双双把家还。" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "你探案来我习武。" }, { "from": "燕小六", "value": "我逮人来你拍砖。" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "江湖虽小却多风雨。" }, { "from": "燕小六", "value": "夫妻合作不翻船。" }, { "from": "燕小六", "value": "你我好比乌鸦鸟,比翼双飞闹人间哪——嘿!" }, { "from": "燕小六", "value": "去去去!走!叨嘛呢,老鸹。" } ] }, { "id": "episode_22_chunk_17", "conversations": [ { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "咋不干活呢?哟,咋了这是,小郭?" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "没咋,就是高兴,今个老百姓啊,真呀真高兴。" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "嘿哟,有什么高兴的事啊?" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "有人……向我求婚啦。" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "哟,我早就知道了,还是我鼓励他求的。" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "不会吧?那你怎么不早告诉我呢?弄得人家一点心理准备都没有。" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "要什么准备嘛,喜欢就答应,不喜欢就哪来的回哪呆着去呗。" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "那怎么行,好歹人家也是个捕快呀。" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "捕捕捕……" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "不什么?" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "不知道你是咋想的。" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "我也不知道是咋想的,小六这个人吧,人挺不错的,可是我老觉得……" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "你觉得啥?" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "我也说不明白。那要是你,你会不会答应嘛?" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "我怎么会答应他?你是不是脑子发烧了?" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "哎呀,谁发烧了?哦,对不起,我忘了,你是寡妇!" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "你是个瓜子!" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "什么瓜子?" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "瓜就是傻,傻就是瓜,你脑子瓜,脾气坏,手脚又笨,怎么会有人喜欢你嘛?" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "那没办法了,这就叫王八看绿豆,它对上眼了呗。" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "那你是王八还是绿豆呀?" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "那当然是绿豆了。" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "那他就是王八了?" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "你骂谁呢?" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "哟,还学会护起食来啦?既然这样,你就要学会疼人。" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "啊?还要学疼人?我以为只要会打人就可以了。" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "刮风,我要给他加衣;下雨,我要给他撑伞;累了,我要给他捶腿;饿了,我要给他下面;凉了,我要给他捂手;热了,我要给他打扇……" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "停停停,那不就成佣人了吗?" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "你懂个啥,这就叫妇道。" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "我要是嫁了人,我不闲着也绝不让他闲着。" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "哟,那你想咋样嘛?" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "哼!夫妻二人,一刀一剑,闯荡江湖,遇贼抓贼,遇鬼打鬼!" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "哈哈哈……你还学会打鬼了?" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "我是说色鬼酒鬼滥赌鬼,甭管多乱的地方,只要我一到,顿时一股劲风,扑面而来……" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "定睛一看,原来是两只吊眼白额东北虎,那句歌怎么唱的来着?" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "两只老虎,两只老虎……" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "跑得快,跑得快……" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "一只没有眼睛……" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "一只没有耳朵……" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "真奇怪,真奇怪!" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "烦死人了啦!老白,我恨你!" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "哎,刚才你们说什么呢?" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "小郭跟我说……" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "咳!" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "两只老虎,两只老虎,跑得快,跑得快……" }, { "from": "江小道", "value": "请问姑娘,你有什么仇人吗?" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "什么,什么仇人?" }, { "from": "江小道", "value": "就是得罪过你的人,有吗?" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "有有有,就是他喽。" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "啧,别胡说,我,我招不起你……" }, { "from": "江小道", "value": "请问姑娘,你有三两银子吗?" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "咿啊啊啊……我要是有……啊?你问这干嘛?" }, { "from": "江小道", "value": "没有银子,首饰也行,没有首饰,古董也行,没有古董,只要能换来钱的都行。后面没路吧?" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "你想干什么?" }, { "from": "江小道", "value": "来不及了,呆会给你算钱啊。" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "算什么钱?" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "葵花点穴手!小子,跟我玩?" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "掌柜的,出事了!" } ] }, { "id": "episode_22_chunk_18", "conversations": [ { "from": "白展堂", "value": "放开我,放开我……" }, { "from": "江小道", "value": "我来不及啦!" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "赶着去投胎是不是?我送你一程!哎呀妈呀,疼啊!" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "哎呀,你到底是干啥的?你为啥要打人吗?" }, { "from": "江小道", "value": "专门替人有偿报仇的!" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "有偿报仇?" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "我知道,职业打手。我问你,叫啥?" }, { "from": "江小道", "value": "江小道。" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "多大了?" }, { "from": "江小道", "value": "十九。" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "嗯?" }, { "from": "江小道", "value": "两年之后……" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "我再问你,打过几个人了?啊?" }, { "from": "江小道", "value": "你是第一个。" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "我咋那么背呢我……" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "小道,你要钱干啥用啊?" }, { "from": "江小道", "value": "给我师父办一个像模像样的葬礼。" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "罪过呀,一样是赚钱,就不能干点别的吗?" }, { "from": "江小道", "value": "干别的,来钱太慢,等我攒够钱,我师父早就烂了。" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "这娃还是挺孝顺的啊。" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "嗯?" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "一个葬礼要多少钱?" }, { "from": "江小道", "value": "三十两银子。" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "你,你就不怕官差来抓你呀?" }, { "from": "江小道", "value": "只要能让我师父安心的走,我死都值了。" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "咿呀,真是个傻孩子嘛。" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "快挡着小道,我去拦着小六。" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "小六!小六!欢迎欢迎……" }, { "from": "燕小六", "value": "你别推呀,里边都干嘛呢?" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "哎,小六……" }, { "from": "燕小六", "value": "你把我弄这来干嘛呀?" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "你最近都挺好的吧?" }, { "from": "燕小六", "value": "还行,你指哪方面?" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "你跟小郭,打算啥时候办哪?" }, { "from": "燕小六", "value": "办嘛呀……" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "哎哟,婚事嘛!" }, { "from": "燕小六", "value": "谁说我要娶她了?" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "过来过来,跟姐说说,你心里咋想的?" }, { "from": "燕小六", "value": "想嘛,我压根就没想过。" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "哎哟,你们年轻人,就是这个样子,啥事情都不事先考虑好。" }, { "from": "燕小六", "value": "这可怎么办哪?这事跟我没关系,是秀才,吕秀才让我求的。" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "秀才?" }, { "from": "燕小六", "value": "他想试试我胆有多大,让我问小郭能不能嫁给我,结果我就问了。" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "那……那你打算怎么办呀?" }, { "from": "燕小六", "value": "我这就跟她说去。" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "哎,不行,女孩子家脸皮薄,有些话,还是烂在肚子里的好。" }, { "from": "燕小六", "value": "那她要真嫁给我,可怎么办哪?" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "哟,嫁给你咋了?那么个如花似玉的大姑娘,还配不上你了?" }, { "from": "燕小六", "value": "我没说配不上,只不过我喜欢的姑娘不是她那类型的。" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "哎哟,你喜欢什么样的?" }, { "from": "燕小六", "value": "我喜欢,刮风,她给我加衣;下雨,她给我撑伞;饿了,她给我下面……" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "直接给你当佣人算了!还可以多领份工钱。" }, { "from": "燕小六", "value": "你懂嘛,这叫妇道,我忘了,你是寡妇。" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "你是个瓜子!" }, { "from": "燕小六", "value": "对不住,老板娘,以后有合适的,帮我介绍一个,我先走了。" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "走吧走吧走吧……" }, { "from": "燕小六", "value": "我今天来干嘛来了?算了,我走了啊。" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "哎,大门在这!哎哟,这可咋办呀,要是让小郭知道还不活活给气死?不行,我得找她谈谈,哎哟,这可咋谈呀?" } ] }, { "id": "episode_22_chunk_19", "conversations": [ { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "嗯,痛……讨厌!老白,你先看会,我下半夜再过来看他。" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "秀才,看着。告诉你啊,再乱动就把你送衙门。" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "别忙了,那是强盗结,解不开的。" }, { "from": "江小道", "value": "那我求求你,放了我吧,再耽搁两天,我师父就烂透了。" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "我把你放了,转身就去打别人,我不就成同谋了吗?" }, { "from": "江小道", "value": "我坚决不告诉别人。" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "绝对不行。除非你帮我一个忙。" }, { "from": "江小道", "value": "行,三两银子一个人。" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "嘘,我只有三钱。" }, { "from": "江小道", "value": "那……打脸好了,左脸还是右脸?" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "那也不行的,我就是想吓唬吓唬他。" }, { "from": "江小道", "value": "啊……这我没学过呀……" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "很简单的,只要在大庭广众之下,让他出个丑,认个输,最好求个饶什么的就行了。" }, { "from": "江小道", "value": "行,那你给我解开,我这就去。" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "得等着,等着那人和刚才那位姑娘同时在场的时候,再出手。" }, { "from": "江小道", "value": "那我得等到什么时候去呀?" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "别着急,明天一早,我就把那人给骗来。你肚子饿吧,我帮你拿点吃的啊。" } ] }, { "id": "episode_22_chunk_20", "conversations": [ { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "在这等着啊。老白,醒醒?" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "咋了?" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "你看那。" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "他咋出来的?" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "我帮他解开的。" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "你不想活了?" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "没事,昨天晚上我跟他聊了一夜,他听了我的劝,以后不会干这行了。" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "你咋劝的?" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "我就跟他说呀,人长大了,一切道理不能不明白,子曾经曰过的……" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "去!小子,我问你,你不干这个靠啥赚钱,啊?" }, { "from": "江小道", "value": "他怎么还没来?" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "谁呀?" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "快了,快了,我跟你说啊,千万别让人知道是我让你这么干的,啊。" }, { "from": "江小道", "value": "你放心,为客户保密,是我们最起码的职业道德。" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "嗯,还有啊,就是你下手别太重,你别伤着他,啊。" }, { "from": "江小道", "value": "那怎么可能,一旦出手,非死即残。" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "别别别,那啥,让他受点皮肉之苦就行了,反正你就看着办吧,就别太使劲啊。" }, { "from": "江小道", "value": "我尽量吧。" }, { "from": "燕小六", "value": "早。" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "早。" }, { "from": "江小道", "value": "是他吗?" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "是他。" }, { "from": "江小道", "value": "你就等着瞧好吧。" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "另一个还没到哪。" }, { "from": "江小道", "value": "来不及了,看棍!呀——!" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "葵花点穴手!" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "这一幕怎么就没让小郭看见呢?" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "终于报了一棍之仇。" }, { "from": "江小道", "value": "太背了,怎么又让这小子给我点这了……" }, { "from": "燕小六", "value": "老白,别让他跑了,我拿绳子去。" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "对不住了,我现在还不能给你解穴。" } ] }, { "id": "episode_22_chunk_21", "conversations": [ { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "昨天我找小六谈了一下。" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "谈什么了?" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "急什么嘛,就是随便问了问嘛。" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "那,小六跟你说什么了?快说,快说!" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "说你……很好嘛,蕙质兰心,大家闺秀……" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "别说但是!" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "没有啊,没有说但是啊,他喜欢你还来不及呢。" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "我就说嘛,借他两个胆,他也不敢不要我。" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "那你,你都喜欢他啥嘛?" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "不知道,可能是他对我的态度吧。" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "什么态度啊?" } ] }, { "id": "episode_22_chunk_22", "conversations": [ { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "以前在家的时候吧,所有男孩子都巴着我,宠着我,可我一个都不喜欢,只有小六不一样,他对我不理不睬,不闻不问,不顺心的时候,还可以打我骂我。" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "你以后要是死了,就是活活贱死的。" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "哎,那你以后要是死了,就是活活等死的,等了大半辈子呀,也没敢向别人开口。" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "你敢,你敢你去呀?" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "我当然得去了,我现在就去答复小六。" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "不用了吧……" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "掌柜的?" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "她还没有去呢,你不要着急嘛。" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "楼下又出事了。" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "啊,出啥事了?快走!" } ] }, { "id": "episode_22_chunk_23", "conversations": [ { "from": "燕小六", "value": "说,你为嘛要打我,我招你惹你了?" }, { "from": "江小道", "value": "你为什么要偷袭我,我招你惹你了?" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "废话,人家是捕快。" }, { "from": "燕小六", "value": "打捕快就要坐牢,走,跟我回衙门。" }, { "from": "江小道", "value": "师父,小道对不住您了!" }, { "from": "燕小六", "value": "走!" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "掌柜的,赶紧求求情啊。" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "哎哟,展堂!" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "哎呀,着啥急呀,聊会再走,啊。" }, { "from": "燕小六", "value": "要聊,到衙门去聊去,老白,正好你也去一趟。" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "我?我去干啥呀?" }, { "from": "燕小六", "value": "做个见证。" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "我不去!谁爱去谁去。" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "他就是这种人,你以为……" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "这件事,是我叫他干的。" } ] }, { "id": "episode_22_chunk_24", "conversations": [ { "from": "燕小六", "value": "为嘛呀?" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "不为什么,反正是我指使他的。" }, { "from": "江小道", "value": "这可是你自己说的,不是我不保密……" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "这事,我一个人担着,跟他没关系,到了衙门,该打打,该杀杀,我绝不翻供!" }, { "from": "燕小六", "value": "好小子,没你事了。到了衙门,上了凳,看你还硬不硬气。" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "什么凳?" }, { "from": "燕小六", "value": "老虎凳!别害怕,坐起来还挺舒服。" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "我不怕!" }, { "from": "燕小六", "value": "走!" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "走就走!" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "哎,不能走,秀才不能走!" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "&%#&%*&*%……" }, { "from": "燕小六", "value": "闪开!闪开,走!" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "秀才,秀才!" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "好一个有胆有识,有情有义的傻秀才。" } ] }, { "id": "episode_22_chunk_25", "conversations": [ { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "你上哪去?" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "咱们真去衙门哪?" }, { "from": "燕小六", "value": "你以为……" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "住手,你放了他。" }, { "from": "燕小六", "value": "为嘛呀?" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "如果你肯放了他,我……我就嫁给你。" }, { "from": "燕小六", "value": "嘛玩意?" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "你别听她的,我这就跟你回衙门。" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "小六,这两天,这两天我一直在想咱俩的事。" }, { "from": "燕小六", "value": "咱俩挺好,咱俩没事,一丁点事都没有!" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "六,你怎么了嘛?" }, { "from": "燕小六", "value": "我这人吧,其实毛病特别多,又懒又馋还不爱洗澡……" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "对对对,这点我能证明,脚特别臭,身体也很臭的……" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "排山倒海!六,有位哲人曾经说过,只要相爱的话,任何缺点都可以变成优点的。" }, { "from": "燕小六", "value": "可我怎么觉得你浑身上下都是缺点哪?" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "不许你侮辱她!" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "排山再倒海!六,那天,你问我的那句话,我的回答是……" }, { "from": "燕小六", "value": "啊!救命啊!" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "六,你太无情了!六,小六!" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "子啊,救救我吧!谁来把我带到衙门里去呀!" } ] }, { "id": "episode_22_chunk_26", "conversations": [ { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "一、二、三、四、五……这是五两银子,你拿去吧。" }, { "from": "江小道", "value": "这怎么行?要么三两,要么六两,你给我五两银子,我怎么算人头?" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "你就不能不打人吗?" }, { "from": "江小道", "value": "不打人,我拿什么葬我师父?" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "那你还缺多少钱,我全出了。" }, { "from": "江小道", "value": "你想打谁?" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "我谁也不想打!" }, { "from": "江小道", "value": "白拿钱不干活的事,我不干!" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "嘿,你这孩子,还说不听你了,找点呢?" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "展堂!你既然那么想动手,就冲我来吧。" } ] }, { "id": "episode_22_chunk_27", "conversations": [ { "from": "江小道", "value": "冲你?" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "来呀,只管打呀?打到你钱数满了为止啊。" }, { "from": "江小道", "value": "你……你什么意思啊?" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "你替人报仇,报完之后又添新仇你懂不懂啊?你光想着你师父,你有没有想过我们那些被你白白打了的人?那些都是无辜的人。其实啊,葬礼的规格和孝心的多少没有关系,只要你心里惦记着他,堂堂正正地做人,不要让他担心,也不要让他丢脸,这就算你尽孝道了。" }, { "from": "江小道", "value": "曾经,师父的一本武林秘籍摆在我的面前,我没有珍惜,等失去以后,才追悔莫及,尘世间最大的痛苦莫过于此,如果上天再给我一次重来的机会,我会对师父说三个字:都怨你。如果非要给这个怨加份期限的话,那将是一万年。" } ] }, { "id": "episode_22_chunk_28", "conversations": [ { "from": "江小道", "value": "小弟我住在平谷的城边/家中有屋又有田,生活乐无边/谁知我师父,蛮横不讲理/说我和武学颇有缘,带我上了翠微山/我本来的名字叫小毛,师父改叫我江小道/传我武功授我艺,恩情重如山/师父的武功练到九重天/移形换影身不测,江湖美名传/不想那一日,师母来探班/师傅贪杯喝醉酒/半夜口渴去喝水,呛死在床边/俗话说,一日为师终身为父/为葬师父去卖身/无人问津命真贱命真贱/眼看师父的身要烂,从此走上了不归路/干上打手挣不着钱命真贱/今日遇上佟掌柜,句句教会记心田/从此改名江大道……" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "等等,等会,江大盗?还想当江洋大盗啊你?" }, { "from": "江小道", "value": "不是江洋大盗,是康庄大道。锦绣前程在眼前,在眼前!" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "好,给钱!" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "江小道,你一棒子把我打死吧。" }, { "from": "江小道", "value": "你来晚了,我已经辞职了。" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "那你不干这个,以后怎么赚钱哪?" }, { "from": "江小道", "value": "我到灯市东口说唱卖艺去。" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "有出息呀。" } ] }, { "id": "episode_22_chunk_29", "conversations": [ { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "吕秀才,是你让小六向我求婚的吧?" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "造物弄人,这只是个玩笑。" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "啊,玩笑……我杀了你!你给我站住!" } ] }, { "id": "episode_22_chunk_30", "conversations": [ { "from": "燕小六", "value": "娘子!" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "相公!唉!" }, { "from": "燕小六", "value": "娘子为何唉声叹气?" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "这是我最后一次在梦里见到你。" }, { "from": "燕小六", "value": "难道说,我俩边要天各一方,梦断愁肠?" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "我也不想这样滴。" }, { "from": "燕小六", "value": "天哪!" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "相公!有时候,有时候,我会相信一切有尽头,相距离开都有时候,没有什么会永垂不朽……" }, { "from": "燕小六", "value": "停!" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "嗯?" }, { "from": "燕小六", "value": "两只老虎,两只老虎,跑得快,跑得快,一只没有眼睛,一只没有耳朵,真奇怪,真奇怪……" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "什么破歌!白展堂,我杀了你!" } ] }, { "id": "episode_23_chunk_1", "conversations": [ { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "千万不要动啊" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "你到底想干什么?" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "不要掉下来啊" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": " 你到底想干什么呀?" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "不想干什么,就想跟你玩个小小的游戏哦" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "你放过我吧,你---" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "我知道我今天是在劫难逃 必死无疑 凶多吉少" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "你想干吗?" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "我到底要干什么,我还想问问你,你为什么叫小六向我求婚!" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "打死你我也不说!" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "好啊,嗯?" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "打死我我也不说!" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "行,嘴硬是吗" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "我知道我今天是躲不过了你到底要干什么呀,能死在你手里,我三生有幸,二十年后还是条汉子脑袋掉了碗大的疤,让暴风雨来得更猛烈些吧,转啥呢你?子曰 莎士比亚说:To be or not to be,that is the question.留得青山在,不怕没柴烧.人生自古谁无死,留取丹青照-汗-心!" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "看刀!" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "啊---" } ] }, { "id": "episode_23_chunk_2", "conversations": [ { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "李大嘴!这是什么?" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "盐锔鸡腿儿呀" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "那盐呐,盐跑哪去啦!客人都投诉了,馆子里都没有人了!" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "上回买的刚用完,正等着人送来呢" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "你自己不会去买吗?!" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "官盐太贵,不合算儿" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "你还敢买私盐" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "嘘—其时也不能算是私盐,那是他自个儿挖的,他家上面有背景" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "啥背景?" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "这你就别管了,反正他也不知道我是干啥的,掌柜的你放心啊,绝对不会出啥事儿的" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "掌柜的" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "啊?" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "出大事儿了我跟你说" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "啊?" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "出大事儿了" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "出啥事儿了?" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "钱掌柜买卖私盐让人给逮了" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "不可能吧?!" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "怎么不可能啊,我看见真真儿的,就在福客来饭庄儿,钱掌柜啃鸡腿呢,啃一口喊一声,盐呐?这时候凑过来一小子,我估计是卖私盐的,俩人儿还没说话呢,哐哐,冲过来十几个捕快将二人当场拿下" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "那你咋知道那小子是卖私盐的?" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "抓他的时候他自己喊,“我这不是私盐”" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "啊那老钱呢?" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "他喊我这鸡腿儿“抬弦”" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "那小子这儿不是有颗大痣?" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "没错儿,上面还有一撮毛儿呢,认识啊?" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "不-不不认识,没见过,没见过没见过" } ] }, { "id": "episode_23_chunk_3", "conversations": [ { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "你到是说句话呀,不要再吃咧!这事儿到底咋办?!" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "我想个招儿" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "哎哎,疼!" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "想死就给我直说!" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "疼死了,扎你你不疼啊?咝" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "我扎到你了吗?扎到你了吗!你还想挨刀是不是?" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "没扎到也伤着我了呀,那绳子勒我勒的太疼了,皮都破了,不信你看" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "去去去, 我警告你啊吕秀才,你---秀才,受了伤啊,就要赶紧的治的呀,千万不要耽误啊,我看一下下啊,呦,你这点伤啊根本不算什么,人家心里头才叫难受,来来来,我扶你回屋去休息一会儿啊" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "我也去啊" }, { "from": "燕小六", "value": "等一下" }, { "from": "燕小六", "value": "有嘛吃的没有?" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "哎—有啊,不是" }, { "from": "燕小六", "value": "这次来,想跟大伙儿商量个事儿,今天逮了一个盐贩子,大家伙儿都知道吧" }, { "from": "燕小六", "value": "知道知道" }, { "from": "燕小六", "value": "六扇门儿注意他很久了,一直没逮他,就是要把幕后买家给揪出来" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "不-不是以经抓住了吗?" }, { "from": "燕小六", "value": "经我们初审,一致认为,钱老板跟这事儿没关系,就把他给放了" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "哎呦,真是喜讯啊" }, { "from": "燕小六", "value": "接下来的事儿,就是要把幕后的买家给挖出来" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "咋--咋挖呀" }, { "from": "燕小六", "value": "大胆地挖,狠狠地挖小心地--你怎么地了?" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "我--衣-衣裳穿少了有点儿冷" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "有点儿感冒" }, { "from": "燕小六", "value": "组织上研究决定,派我过来当卧底" }, { "from": "燕小六", "value": "卧底?" }, { "from": "燕小六", "value": "也就是微服私查,在我卧底期间,由老白代替我出任捕快" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": " 行了吧,凭啥让我去啊?" }, { "from": "燕小六", "value": "上次那小子袭击我,你露了一手,那么好的功夫,当个捕快绰绰有余" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "那你直接把盐贩子带来,让他认人," }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "你----你真有招啊" }, { "from": "燕小六", "value": "可惜啊,这只是一招儿,这小子已经瞎了" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "咋瞎的?" }, { "from": "燕小六", "value": "逮他的时候,他拘捕,被我们头儿一箭给射瞎了" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "哎呀妈呀,真不愧是六扇门的呀那啥,你先别吃,我给你做饭去啊,哎给你说全是官盐啊" }, { "from": "燕小六", "value": "这次行动,极为机密,代号为口淡" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "为啥叫口淡?" }, { "from": "燕小六", "value": "因为口淡,所以找盐嘛就这么着了老白,明天过来换身份啊" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "妈呀,我当捕快,那不成老鼠变成猫了吗?" } ] }, { "id": "episode_23_chunk_4", "conversations": [ { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "展堂,来你照照" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "拿走拿走,拿走!" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "咋了吗这是?挺精神的呀" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "我一见捕快就犯怵,以前还行,以前我能逃啊,现在我自己就是个捕快,那不我这个贼跑到哪儿,我这个捕快跟到哪儿嘛,我非得自己把自己给吓死不可" }, { "from": "燕小六", "value": "把谁吓死啊?问你话呢" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "我是说,我怕我自己不能胜任" }, { "from": "燕小六", "value": "这又嘛害怕的,你过来" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "哎-" }, { "from": "燕小六", "value": "你想想,全镇的百姓,都需要你来保护为了百姓,为了民生,你不好好的扛着,你对的起谁呀,是不是?" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "那我试试" }, { "from": "燕小六", "value": "不用试,你准行,赶紧去,啊" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "你推我干啥呀?" }, { "from": "燕小六", "value": "废话,当捕快不得寻街?赶紧去" }, { "from": "燕小六", "value": "你怎么又回来了?" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "拿它呦,客官里边儿请" }, { "from": "一食客", "value": "来壶酒!" }, { "from": "燕小六", "value": "瞧你那孙子样" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "忘了忘了," }, { "from": "燕小六", "value": "老板娘,有嘛吩咐没有?" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "啊,啥吩咐嘛?" }, { "from": "燕小六", "value": "吩咐我干活啊,要不然怎么当卧底?一定要逼真,逼真" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "哦,那你就顶展堂的活儿吧" }, { "from": "燕小六", "value": "嘛活儿?" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "嗯,跑堂,招呼客人,你自己看着弄吧啊" }, { "from": "燕小六", "value": "哦,没问题儿,你请好吧啊都吃着喝着啊!吃嘛说啊!对了,你刚才说要壶酒,要嘛酒?看我干嘛你要嘛酒?你说话呀!" }, { "from": "一食客", "value": "你是谁呀你?" }, { "from": "燕小六", "value": "呀荷,你还敢瞪我!我带你去衙门你信吗!走!跟我走!" }, { "from": "一食客", "value": "老板娘,管管你的人!" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "哎—哎呀,酒来咧,小六,你还是换个活吧" }, { "from": "燕小六", "value": "嘛活儿?" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "小郭!过来!给你找个学徒啊" } ] }, { "id": "episode_23_chunk_6", "conversations": [ { "from": "燕小六", "value": "哎, 伤还没好呢" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "怎么能说好就好啊,绑得那么紧, 皮都勒破了, 真是的,肩膀都还麻着呢" }, { "from": "燕小六", "value": "谁勒的你?" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "还能有谁,除了小郭,谁会对我下这样的毒手" }, { "from": "燕小六", "value": "她为嘛勒你?" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": " 对呀,她为什么勒我呀,想勒就勒了呗" }, { "from": "燕小六", "value": " 平白无故,胆敢行凶?" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "她就是这样的人。谁要是娶了她,就等着倒八辈子大血霉吧" }, { "from": "燕小六", "value": "哼, 那倒未必, 她要是敢嫁给我呀,哼,打不死她!" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "你凭什么打人?哎呀 ,什么味啊 ,这是?" }, { "from": "燕小六", "value": "对不起, 我是汗脚" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "赶紧把鞋穿上啊!" }, { "from": "燕小六", "value": "哦,穿穿穿" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "哎,小六,什--什么味儿啊 ?" }, { "from": "燕小六", "value": "秀才的臭脚!让洗不洗,还文化人呢" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "谁的脚臭了" }, { "from": "燕小六", "value": "你说!" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "哎呀,赶紧穿上啊,去洗了,去去去" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "天呐!我----" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "平时看着挺干净的一个人,脚那么臭了啦把你这儿都熏臭了" }, { "from": "燕小六", "value": "嘿嘿,这边儿,这边儿" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "哎呀,这儿也臭了" }, { "from": "燕小六", "value": "莫臭,莫臭,就坐这儿吧,秀才那儿更臭" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "哦,对对对哎,小六,你打算在这儿住多久啊?" }, { "from": "燕小六", "value": "直到买盐者出现为止" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "哎呀,那你恐怕得一直住下去了" }, { "from": "燕小六", "value": "为嘛?" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "照目前这个情形来看呢,这个人肯定是听到了什么风声,不敢来了" }, { "from": "燕小六", "value": "那怎么办呢?" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "我倒是有个主意,想不想听?" }, { "from": "燕小六", "value": "想听想听" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "你呀,赶紧去签发一张通缉令" }, { "from": "燕小六", "value": "通缉令" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "上面画上盐贩子的头像" }, { "from": "燕小六", "value": "头像" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "就说他已经逃了" }, { "from": "燕小六", "value": "逃了" } ] }, { "id": "episode_23_chunk_8", "conversations": [ { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "唉,生活真是不幸,累了一整天也没人给姑奶奶嗑瓜子儿,哼" }, { "from": "燕小六", "value": "郭姑娘,我帮你劈那柴,你帮我打水怎么样?" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "不用,你什么活也不用干,你就过来专门给我嗑瓜子儿吃就好了" }, { "from": "燕小六", "value": "我能知道为嘛吗?" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "不能" }, { "from": "燕小六", "value": "那就恕难从命了" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "小六啊!你为什么要当卧底呀?" }, { "from": "燕小六", "value": "我嗑我嗑,我嗑还不行吗" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "那你好好的嗑啊,嗑满一百个我要一口气吃掉的呀那我先回屋睡会" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "六儿,干啥呢?" }, { "from": "燕小六", "value": "卧底" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "挺辛苦啊" }, { "from": "燕小六", "value": "为了百姓,再辛苦我也认了" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "是是,我先替百姓谢谢你啊" }, { "from": "燕小六", "value": "你找我有事儿吗?" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "哦――也没啥事儿,哎,六儿,你们要是逮着那买私盐的,你们咋处理啊?" }, { "from": "燕小六", "value": "最多打两板子" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "哦――" }, { "from": "燕小六", "value": "然后充军" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "啊?啊――哦――没什么,那你要是一直都抓不着那人儿呢?" }, { "from": "燕小六", "value": "那我就一直等到他出现,这可是我接手的第一个大案子,非破不可!" } ] }, { "id": "episode_23_chunk_9", "conversations": [ { "from": "白展堂", "value": "小跑堂的!给我倒杯茶去" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "展堂,你回来咧" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "还不动呢,找削呢你?" }, { "from": "燕小六", "value": "哎,你――" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "逼真逼真" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "巡了一天了感觉咋样?" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "就那么回事儿,累是累点儿,可心里高兴啊,都是为了百姓嘛,啊,你怎么样啊?" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "你指哪方面呀?" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "生意呗,这一天没少赚吧" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "还行,挺好的" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "别老光顾着赚钱,有时间也学习学习" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "学习啥呀?" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "防盗知识,防火知识,防病知识,防腐知识" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "防腐?" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "防止食品腐烂嘛" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "看你烧包的那个样子" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "小跑堂的,你这茶可不新鲜啊" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "咋不新鲜咧?这还是你当小跑堂的时候买的" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "拿着吧,爷赏的" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "店规,这是店规。你哪儿来的钱?" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "各商户给的。" }, { "from": "燕小六", "value": "他们为嘛给你钱?" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "新官儿上任,总得表示表示,你没拿过?" }, { "from": "燕小六", "value": "拿过,拿过为嘛不给我?" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "走了 都吃着喝着啊,有白吃白拿的告诉我, 我拿他" } ] }, { "id": "episode_23_chunk_11", "conversations": [ { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "秀才,你就不要再哭了" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "让他走,让小六走,马上走" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "这咋可能嘛,人家是衙门的人,办的又是公事" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "那咱们这是私人的地方啊,他敢说什么吗?" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "敢情不是你去说啊" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "我受点儿委屈没关系,可是老白就可怜了" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "老白咋了?" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "这些天吧,他把全镇上下都走了个遍,上上下下的关系,他都处得特别好,我就担心,他再这么干下去,娄知县真的有一天要招他当真捕快了,然后再干出点成绩,知县大人一高兴就把千金嫁给他" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "太不像话了!衙门的事情,应该让他们自己解决,凭啥让俺们掺和到里面" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "就是" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "不给钱就算了,还让我们倒搭钱,这算是个啥道理吗?那俺们是商户,俺们也是人嘛" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "我们也有血有肉,我们也会伤心,也会难过嘛" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "你放心,我马上就把小六赶走" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "掌柜的这边请" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "去把大嘴给我叫过来" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "叫他干啥?" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "帮咱壮壮声势呀" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "他要是不干呢?" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "那就揭发他购买私盐的事情" } ] }, { "id": "episode_23_chunk_12", "conversations": [ { "from": "燕小六", "value": "您找我有事儿吗?" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "这是你这两天的工钱" }, { "from": "燕小六", "value": "这是干嘛?" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "我们掌柜的意思,让你先回去,啊" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "啊?哎,凭什么呀?这案子还没有办完呐" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "以后再接着办嘛!也不急这一时半会儿的" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "就是" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "这没你什么事儿,一边儿呆着去!" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "那你打死我好了!打吧!打死我吧,打死我,打死我" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "闪开!" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "别闹了!别闹了!" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "老白,你替我作主啊你得" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "我替你作主,谁替我作主啊?闪开脱衣服,把刀给你" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "干吗?干吗呀" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "干吗呀?" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "咋的了?刚刚收到的风儿,盐帮花了二百五十两银子,准备雇人劫狱" }, { "from": "燕小六", "value": "戚,这就把你吓怕啦" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "你知道雇的是谁吗?" }, { "from": "燕小六", "value": "谁呀?" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "平谷----一点红" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "哎呀妈呀,他可是真正的大侠呀,我还是他粉丝呢" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "你还腐竹呢,一边儿去!" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "你们不知道他是谁啊?" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "谁不知道,人称黑道第一剑客" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "被他刺中的人,浑身上下没有一点儿伤痕" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "除了眉心有一个小红点儿,所以叫平谷一点红" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "等会儿哆嗦,赶紧换衣服吧" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "哎,你干什么?他是卧底!口淡行动你知不知道?换什么换呀!" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "我也有行动啊,口红行动" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "为啥叫口红行动?" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "口头捉拿一点红" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "哦---啊?" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "一点红武功那么高,谁敢去抓?你敢抓吗?你敢抓吗?都嘚瑟了,你敢抓吗?" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "我不管!这是你的事儿,与他无关!" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "秀才你这窝囊玩意儿,燕小六,我以口红行动负责人的身份命令你,冒充捕快" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "冒充?" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "暂时的,将来还会换回来,啊.本次行动呢,我担任卧底,赶紧脱衣服吧" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "放手!小六,别脱,干什么呀!" } ] }, { "id": "episode_23_chunk_13", "conversations": [ { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "小六,你照一下下" }, { "from": "燕小六", "value": "我怎么感觉那么别扭啊" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "换好了吗?换好了出去" }, { "from": "燕小六", "value": "干嘛?去哪儿?" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "你爱去哪儿去哪儿,你当捕头的不得巡街去?走走走" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "哎哎哎,不许去!碰到一点红怎么办?" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "要碰早碰上了,没事儿,走" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "哎老白,人家现在是客人,不往回拉就算了,哪有往外赶的?" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "听见没有!小六你先坐一会儿啊,我给你倒茶去" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "哎呀,你也不要闲着了,去把屋顶的毡子给我铺铺好" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "谁闲着了?我有公差在身腾不出手" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "你有啥公差?" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "口红行动啊,我是卧底,忘啦?" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "哦,那你呢?小六" }, { "from": "燕小六", "value": "啊,我也有公差,口淡行动" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "那谁没有公差?" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "她!" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "去把毡子铺铺好" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "小六,连你也不向着我!哼," } ] }, { "id": "episode_23_chunk_14", "conversations": [ { "from": "白展堂", "value": "怎么了你呀?啊?" }, { "from": "燕小六", "value": "等等等等等,等到现在,他嘛时候来呀?" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "你说一点红啊" }, { "from": "燕小六", "value": "那可不呗,他总不来,总得让我提心吊胆,连睡觉都睡不踏实" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "我看你睡的挺好,打起呼来,比大嘴还响" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "小六,过来,我跟你说啊,见着一点红千万别动武" }, { "from": "燕小六", "value": "那是为嘛?" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "你想啊,一点红,武功一流,谁见谁死" }, { "from": "燕小六", "value": "难道看着他逍遥法外?" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "六儿,你得这么想----" }, { "from": "燕小六", "value": "不用想了!他要是敢来,我就跟他开练,他的剑法高,我的刀法也不低" }, { "from": "平谷一点红", "value": "好刀法" }, { "from": "燕小六", "value": "行啊,挺有眼光,从哪儿来啊?" }, { "from": "平谷一点红", "value": "平谷" }, { "from": "燕小六", "value": "嗯.?好小子" }, { "from": "平谷一点红", "value": "把桌子擦干净" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "桌子刚擦的,不信您瞧---啊?" }, { "from": "燕小六", "value": "怎么了?" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "桌--桌上这几只苍蝇,是你--你砍下来的?" }, { "from": "平谷一点红", "value": "有空房吗?" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "哦,有有有!客官里边儿请" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "呵呵,你那套刀法没耍完,你接着耍呀" } ] }, { "id": "episode_23_chunk_15", "conversations": [ { "from": "白展堂", "value": "真不愧是大侠呀,瞧那气势" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "他在屋里干啥呢?" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "洗手呢?" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "哎呀妈呀,那是要杀人呐" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "哎呀,你可算来了,人呢人呢?" }, { "from": "燕小六", "value": "诸位都放心,十八里铺和左家庄的捕快,全都到齐了" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "那他们在哪儿呢?" }, { "from": "燕小六", "value": "都在牢里埋伏着呢,就等他一来,到时候把牢门一关,盾牌一挡,插翅都难飞" }, { "from": "燕小六", "value": "哦----" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "就你一个人,听说他的剑法高得很" }, { "from": "燕小六", "value": "没有用的,这次全是长兵器,还有弩箭,他要是敢来,横竖那都是一死" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "你咋才来呢,可想你了" }, { "from": "平谷一点红", "value": "你们这儿有什么吃的没有" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "哦,有有有,您想吃什么呀?" }, { "from": "平谷一点红", "value": "吃什么无所谓,只要干净就行" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "干净,绝对干净,您想啊,那苍蝇都让您能不干净?我这就给您弄去" }, { "from": "平谷一点红", "value": "洗手" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "哎" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "那我给您做饭去" }, { "from": "平谷一点红", "value": "洗手啊" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "哎,洗手" }, { "from": "平谷一点红", "value": "你们这儿是不是从来不擦桌子啊?" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "谁说的,刚刚擦过" }, { "from": "平谷一点红", "value": "打盆水来" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "干啥?" }, { "from": "平谷一点红", "value": "叫你看看什么叫真正的干净" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "哦" } ] }, { "id": "episode_23_chunk_16", "conversations": [ { "from": "平谷一点红", "value": "都来看看吧" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "哇----" }, { "from": "平谷一点红", "value": "别动,洗完手再摸" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "刚洗的" }, { "from": "平谷一点红", "value": "你用什么洗的,要用我这个" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "你这啥啊?" }, { "from": "平谷一点红", "value": "这是我自己配的洗手液" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "啥液?" }, { "from": "平谷一点红", "value": "去污能力超强,而且不伤手,关键是洗过以后会留下淡淡的余香" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "哇---你这是怎么配的?我也想配几瓶去" }, { "from": "平谷一点红", "value": "对不起,这是我独家密方,不过,如果你喜欢,可以拿一瓶去试一试" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "谢谢啊" }, { "from": "平谷一点红", "value": "还有这个" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "你这瓶也是洗手的吗?" }, { "from": "平谷一点红", "value": "这是洗头发的,洗发护法合二为一,而且还有去屑功能" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "你的手可真巧" }, { "from": "平谷一点红", "value": "这算什么呀,关键我最得意的作品是这一瓶" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "这是什么?" }, { "from": "平谷一点红", "value": "名字现在还没有取好,暂时叫洗面奶" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "好名字啊" }, { "from": "平谷一点红", "value": "我跟你说这瓶东西呀,洗脸、护肤、去黑头,这是三合一呀" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "啥是黑头?" }, { "from": "平谷一点红", "value": "就是你鼻头上的一粒一粒小黑点儿难道你平时没注意过吗?" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "没有啊,我还真没有注意过,你帮我看看" } ] }, { "id": "episode_23_chunk_17", "conversations": [ { "from": "平谷一点红", "value": "对不起,我还有事情要做你们等着,大概也就半个时辰,回来一定给你们做一个黑亮护理" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "早点儿回来啊" }, { "from": "平谷一点红", "value": "洗头啊" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "等你喔" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "哎,小六小六!" }, { "from": "燕小六", "value": "干嘛?" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "我能不能跟你谈一下下?" }, { "from": "燕小六", "value": "待会儿再说,没看我正忙着呢吗?" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "哎,我就一小下,一小下" }, { "from": "燕小六", "value": "你烦不烦呐,你有那功夫,把你那黑头挤了去" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "什么黑头啊?" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "就是你鼻子上的小黑点儿" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "啊?有吗?" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "有啊有啊,还多得很,你看" }, { "from": "燕小六", "value": "一个女孩子家,脏成这样,你恶不恶心?" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "我----" } ] }, { "id": "episode_23_chunk_18", "conversations": [ { "from": "燕小六", "value": "告诉你们,我先走了,有什么事儿,及时向我汇报" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "你慢点走啊,不要伤害他啊!" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "我去洗头,我去洗头" } ] }, { "id": "episode_23_chunk_19", "conversations": [ { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "你没事儿吧" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "谁?你来干吗?" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "没什么事儿,我就是想来看看你" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "看我干嘛?你不许看!你把眼睛闭上" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "哦为什么呀?" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "我鼻头太脏,怕把你给恶心了" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "胡说,你是我见过的最好看最干净的女孩儿" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "真的吗?" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "真的,谁要是说你脏,那是他瞎了眼" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "那你把眼睛睁开吧" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "其实你不用难过的,这种事情很容易想明白的,一旦喜欢上谁,就别无所求,只要每天能见到她,就已经觉得很庆幸了" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "你就这么点要求啊" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "如果能有更多,那当然好啦" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "啊?" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "如果啥也没有,也无所谓的" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "那你—那你这种心情,能保持多久啊?" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "没准就是一辈子了" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "不可能" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "不信你走着瞧" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "你敢吓唬我?" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "我错了,可我真的是这么想的,一辈子很短,如白驹过隙,转瞬即逝,可这种心情很长,如高山大川,绵延不绝" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "那好啊,那我给你个机会,你把你自己想说的话,说出来吧" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "我等这一天已经很久了,我----" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "好像是小六,还有一点红!" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "哎,我话还没说完呢" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "你回头再说吧啊" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "哎,你等等我" } ] }, { "id": "episode_23_chunk_20", "conversations": [ { "from": "燕小六", "value": "轻点儿轻点儿" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "怎么回事儿?" }, { "from": "平谷一点红", "value": "谁也别动,把门关上" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "怎么会这样啊?" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "我去救他!你放心,我自有分寸的" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "你不要紧张啊,我没有武器啊,我也没有恶意啊,我只想把他换回来怎么样!换不换?" }, { "from": "平谷一点红", "value": "为什么要换?" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "我以前欠他的,现在还给他!" }, { "from": "燕小六", "value": "你欠我嘛?" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "你那只手!" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "我不想欠任何人人情" }, { "from": "燕小六", "value": "我又没真的砍,你用不着这样" }, { "from": "平谷一点红", "value": "好啊,到底换不换?" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "换!" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "不换!" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "换!" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "不换!" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "换!" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "不换!" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "换" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "不换!" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "换!" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "不换!" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "换!" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "不换!" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "小六!换!放开我!" }, { "from": "燕小六", "value": "行了!听我的!嗯,换?" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "你!" }, { "from": "燕小六", "value": "不换?" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "小六,你!" }, { "from": "燕小六", "value": "听你的吧" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "小郭你!" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "傻瓜" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "天呐,他长得真美呀,比女人还要雍容华贵" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "哎呀妈呀,这就是传说中的一点红啊" }, { "from": "燕小六", "value": "总算让我给逮着了,这一次我可立了大功了,哈哈哈哈哈" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "他是你逮的吗?那不是我点上的吗?这回点上你了吧" }, { "from": "平谷一点红", "value": "你洗手了吗?" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "你看!" } ] }, { "id": "episode_23_chunk_21", "conversations": [ { "from": "白展堂", "value": "吃着啊,都吃着啊,吃好喝好,缺啥吱声啊哎,你刚才要啥酒来者,哎,听错了" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "掌柜的,盐买回来了,二百钱这么一罐,老便宜了" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "我警告你啊,买私盐犯法" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "你谁啊你,你就管我?" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "我是你敬爱的白捕头我谁" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "你做梦的吧,老鼠变猫你变不回来了你是不是?掌柜的,绝对不是私盐你看,多细粉儿" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "上边儿是挺细的但是下面的你摸过了没有?!你光知道便宜!你咋不长脑子嘛!" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "这帮孙子,我找他们去!" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "算咧!拿回厨房去,给我慢慢磨" } ] }, { "id": "episode_23_chunk_22", "conversations": [ { "from": "燕小六", "value": "都在呢,正好,把这拿着,娄知县亲自写的" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "民之勇者,商家典范哎呦,这怎么好意思嘛" }, { "from": "燕小六", "value": "这有嘛不好意思,这是你们该得的" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "哎哎,哎,一点红咋样了?" }, { "from": "燕小六", "value": "马上押他去京城,估计难逃一死" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "哎拿他那些洗面奶洗头的,就是那些瓶瓶罐罐的" }, { "from": "燕小六", "value": "全砸了不过搜出了这个,给你吧" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "啥呀?独家秘方!" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "干啥玩意儿啊" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "小六,你干得好!不愧是衙门的人一点红你要走好,我一定会给你烧纸钱的" }, { "from": "燕小六", "value": "哎,小郭在吗?" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "在呢,干啥?" }, { "from": "燕小六", "value": "我想跟她道个谢,谢她那天救命之恩" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "现在别去" }, { "from": "燕小六", "value": "为嘛?" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "正腻味着呢" } ] }, { "id": "episode_23_chunk_23", "conversations": [ { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "九十七、九十八、九十九…." }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "停,够了" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "嗯,好吃,再剥一百个" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "啊?你真坏" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "我坏?我通过这次这件事儿,我觉得你也挺坏的" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "得了吧,谁不知道你郭芙蓉坏呢" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "你才坏呢" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "你才坏" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "你更坏" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "你更坏" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "你坏你坏你最坏!" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "你坏你坏没人比你坏" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "呀,看来你还真是觉得我很坏啊" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "是这样的呀,女不坏男不爱" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "什么意思啊?" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "你坏嘛,我才喜欢你啊" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "你再说一遍" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "女不坏男不爱啊" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "你再说一遍!" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "你要是记不住的话,我帮你写下来,贴墙上,贴院子里,贴大街上让别人都知道" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "排-山-倒-海!" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "啊-------" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "现在可以去了" }, { "from": "燕小六", "value": "我还是改天再谢她吧" } ] }, { "id": "episode_24_chunk_0", "conversations": [ { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "今晚的夜色好美啊!" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "好美好美 。" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "今晚的月亮好圆呀 !" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "好圆呐好圆呐。" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "你在干什么?" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "我的手,我的手 ……" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "你的手在干什么?" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "在被你拧着 。" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "以后再干毛手毛脚,小心我把你连胳膊带膀子全都拧下来,叫大嘴炖着吃。" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "他不吃人, 我吃,我自己吃" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "你离我那么远干什么,做过来吗,怎么了吗?" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "没什么,没什么。" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "秀才,你是不是特别怕我呀 ?" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "怕……" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "嗯?" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "就一丁点儿,大于等于零,可以忽略不计。" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "其实你不用怕我的呀,你做过来嘛。以前吧咱俩是那种关系,但现在不同了呀,我再也不会像以前那样对你了。" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "你确定吗?" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "确定一定以及肯定呀,嗯,以后你要是有什么要求,你就尽管提出来,我一定会尽量满足你的!" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "真的?呵呵,我就想你以后别再打我了。" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "嗯?就,你就这么一点要求啊?" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "对啊,每次你一动手吧,我就会疼上好几天,有时候伤得太重,我连翻身都不敢,现在一到阴天下雨,我就浑身疼,尤其这胳膊,这腿,这关节" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "哎呀,行了行了行了,不打就不打吗,讨厌,我不就随便打了两下,谁稀罕打你。" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "谢谢,谢谢。那么你对我有什么要求吗 ?" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "有啊,我就是想问问你,你都喜欢我什么呀 ?" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "不知道 。" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "那,那你为什么要喜欢人家 ?" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "就因为上次那个算命的 。" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "哪个啊?" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "就是说 北北北,小眼睛那个。" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "北北北,小眼睛? 哦!" } ] }, { "id": "episode_24_chunk_1", "conversations": [ { "from": "白眉", "value": "算卦了,算卦,算…… 算卦了,算卦。算卦,算卦。" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "我看你是想找骂。谁让你进来的?" }, { "from": "白眉", "value": "阴阳五行,十卦九灵啊!算一卦吧,不灵不给钱!" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "灵了我也没钱给。出去!" }, { "from": "白眉", "value": "她都敢欺负我啊?这日子没法过了!" }, { "from": "莫小贝", "value": "过来,都过来!" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "咋了这是?脸上咋弄得?" }, { "from": "莫小贝", "value": "我这还不算啥,他们那才叫花呐!" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "你是不是又跟同学打架了?啊?" }, { "from": "莫小贝", "value": "谁叫他们说我没爹没娘的?" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "你就是没有爹,没有娘嘛! 但是你有嫂子。" }, { "from": "莫小贝", "value": "由嫂子算什么?要是我哥还活着,肯定饶不了他们!" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "你这是啥话嘛! 展堂,带她到后院洗洗去。" }, { "from": "莫小贝", "value": "哎呀,我不去!" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "那你让小郭带她去洗。" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "我忙着呢, 吕秀才!" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "我也忙着呢! 好好好,我去,我去。来来来,跟我去。" }, { "from": "莫小贝", "value": "先不洗了,待会儿还得打!打完还得洗,麻烦!" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "还敢打?我看你是想找揍。" }, { "from": "莫小贝", "value": "我不洗,我不洗!" }, { "from": "白眉", "value": "我有好日子过了。住手!" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "哎,我说你怎么又进来了?出去出去出去!" }, { "from": "白眉", "value": "且慢,且慢,且慢!我来是提醒你们一件事儿啊。" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "提啥醒嘛?" }, { "from": "白眉", "value": "你手里牵的那个小姑娘,她是个妖孽。" }, { "from": "莫小贝", "value": "你才是妖孽呢!" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "你胡说啥呢,出去!" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "就是。" }, { "from": "白眉", "value": "我胡说? 你自幼丧母,我说得对吧?" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "对呀,还有呢?" }, { "from": "白眉", "value": "继而丧父,接着丧兄,我说的可对?" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "先生,请坐。 贵姓啊?" }, { "from": "白眉", "value": "老夫乃一介山野村民,无名无姓。 叫我白眉吧。" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "好名字啊,给先生看茶。" }, { "from": "白眉", "value": "不用了,说完我就走。" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "不忙,不忙。先把她弄回去。" }, { "from": "莫小贝", "value": "哎呀,不用弄,我自己会走。你这个骗子,你就骗他们吧。" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "先生不要见怪阿。你刚才说的那个妖孽? 是什么意思嘛?" }, { "from": "白眉", "value": "不瞒你说,这个小姑娘就是传说中的天煞孤星。" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "天什么星?" }, { "from": "白眉", "value": "天煞孤星!生来不会别的,就会妨人。" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "哼哼,谁信呢?" }, { "from": "白眉", "value": "尊驾姓吕吧!" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "你怎么知道的?" }, { "from": "白眉", "value": "中过秀才吧。" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "啊?你还知道什么啊?" }, { "from": "白眉", "value": "我还知道,你姓郭,你姓。" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "姓什么?" }, { "from": "白眉", "value": "我算算啊。佟!" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "啊?" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "先生好厉害呀!" }, { "from": "白眉", "value": "嘿嘿,雕虫小技,不足挂齿。说起来刚才那个妖孽,你别看她年纪小,她妨起人来很厉害啊!他不但能把父母给妨死,还有兄弟姐妹呀!时间长了,跟她在一起的朋友都能妨死!" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "谁在这胡咧咧呢?" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "你才胡咧咧呢,白眉先生灵着呢!" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "就他呀?" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "先生,把他姓啥说一下。" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "呵呵,我姓啥还用他说?" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "他是硬算出来的。" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "那好,你说说我姓啥?" }, { "from": "白眉", "value": "展。是你的名字,后面还有一个“堂”字。我说的可对?" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "你别说名字,你说我姓什么?" }, { "from": "白眉", "value": "你姓……我有点饿了。有吃的东西么?" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "你要是算出来,我白请你吃一顿,你要算不出来,……别怪我不客气!" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "先生算一下嘛!" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "算一下嘛!" }, { "from": "白眉", "value": "好,你等着。我的娘啊,这可怎么办呀?赵钱孙李周,周什么来着,周? 上天保佑,就是他了。你姓周!" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "要不再重新算算。" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "不用算了,我随我娘姓,我爹就姓周。" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "哎呀,老先生真是活神仙啊!" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "高人呐,高人!" }, { "from": "白眉", "value": "愧不敢当,愧不敢当。" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "你们还愣着干啥?快快快给白眉先生弄饭去啊!" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "对对对,弄吃的。" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "来,喝茶。" }, { "from": "白眉", "value": "我的娘啊,以后再别处这种难题了。" } ] }, { "id": "episode_24_chunk_2", "conversations": [ { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "老先生。" }, { "from": "白眉", "value": "哎呀,我说过多少回了,我不能再算了。" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "知道,知道。不着急,这个您先拿着。" }, { "from": "白眉", "value": "这是什么?" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "我的生辰八字,麻烦你帮我算一下,我的天赐良缘是个啥样?" }, { "from": "白眉", "value": "哎,这个很麻烦呀。需要开天眼啊。" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "那就开呗。" }, { "from": "白眉", "value": "你说得轻巧。这个人的一辈子,只能开三次天眼。我已经开了两次了,最后一次,我想给自己留着,数数寿数。" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "喔,那好吧,那这样就算了吧。" }, { "from": "白眉", "value": "哎哎,你要真想算,不是没有办法。我可以给你一次机会。" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "呵呵,谢谢你。哦,银子我有。" }, { "from": "白眉", "value": "你我都是文人,提钱多俗啊! 你有多少?" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "这么多够不够?" }, { "from": "白眉", "value": "够了,够了够了。 回头算好我告诉你。" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "哎,老先生,这八字您还没带着呢!" }, { "from": "白眉", "value": "刚才我已经看了。你赶紧把它撕了,不要让别人发现。别人一旦发现,做法会害你的。" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "喔,谢谢提醒啊。" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "哎,先生先生。这点小事,怎么能麻烦您呢?我来吧。那个,先生啊,你有没有空啊,现在。能不能帮我算一下下。" }, { "from": "白眉", "value": "呵呵呵呵呵,没有问题,不过,就怕到时候你受不了阿。" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "什么?什么受不了?" }, { "from": "白眉", "value": "没有什么,咱俩现在上楼慢慢说。" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "那走吧,上楼去客房。先生请。" }, { "from": "白眉", "value": "我的娘啊。这色钱全占齐了。 嘿嘿嘿黑。" } ] }, { "id": "episode_24_chunk_3", "conversations": [ { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "先生,你能不能不要这样看着我,我就是想让你算一下,我什么时候能嫁出去?" }, { "from": "白眉", "value": "哎呀,这个不太好算啊。" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "啊?为什么呀?" }, { "from": "白眉", "value": "你想啊,用那个八字算,它容易出错啊。必须要用其他的方法来算。" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "什么方法?" }, { "from": "白眉", "value": "摸骨。" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "摸骨?" }, { "from": "白眉", "value": "来来来,你坐这儿。" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "您快点儿啊,我还有很多碗没有洗。" }, { "from": "白眉", "value": "你别着急啊,俗话说得好,心急吃不了热豆腐啊。" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "对对对。" }, { "from": "白眉", "value": "摸骨,知道什么叫摸骨吗?" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "不知道。" }, { "from": "白眉", "value": "那就是摸骨头,从哪里开始摸呢?" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "不知道。" }, { "from": "白眉", "value": "先从手。" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "干什么?" }, { "from": "白眉", "value": "哎哟,我的手,我的手,哎呀哎呀。" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "不好意思,我是习武之人,条件反射,再来,再来。" }, { "from": "白眉", "value": "哎哎哎,不来了不来了。" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "我保证不拧你胳膊了还不行吗?" }, { "from": "白眉", "value": "不拧了?" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "不拧了,不拧了。" }, { "from": "白眉", "value": "好你坐好,这次我不摸你手了。" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "哦哦哦。" }, { "from": "白眉", "value": "摸胳膊哎哟,我的脸呀。" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "对不起啊,我不是故意的,再来,再来。" }, { "from": "白眉", "value": "你别过来,你别过来,你别过来。" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "行行,你等着啊。" }, { "from": "白眉", "value": "你要干什么,你要干什么,怎么的?你还想捆我,你还想捆我?" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "我不捆你,你捆我,你捆我,给,给,绑结实点啊。" }, { "from": "白眉", "value": "这是我的强项啊,你就放心吧。好好,你闭上眼睛。" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "为什么?" }, { "from": "白眉", "value": "你只有闭上眼睛,你才能感知到上天的信息,闭上。" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "行行行。" }, { "from": "白眉", "value": "哎哟,我的牙啊,我的牙!" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "先生,你没事吧。" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "你俩干啥呢?" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "不关你的事,你有事没事?没事出去吧。" }, { "from": "白眉", "value": "你别走,你别走。" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "我不走,你的牙咋咧? 哎呀,小贝离家出走了!" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "哎?快快快,快给我解开。" } ] }, { "id": "episode_24_chunk_4", "conversations": [ { "from": "白展堂", "value": "我走了,别来找我,莫小贝" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "哎呦,她为什么要离家出走呢?" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "废话,说你是妖孽,你能愿意啊?" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "先生也是的,为啥当她面儿说呢?" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "背着也不能说啊。咱大伙知道就行了,以后离她远点。" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "她要真的克咱们怎么办啊? 我也不是不是故意在背后嚼人舌头啊。她要万一真是妖孽呢?" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "不要说是妖孽,就是孙悟空,你们也要把她给我找回来。" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "掌柜的,这么晚了,又不知道小贝去哪了,上哪儿找啊?" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "是啊,是啊。" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "有了,有了。咱找先生算一下,不就知道小贝去哪儿了吗。" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "对啊。" }, { "from": "白眉", "value": "这么晚了,还没睡啊?洗洗睡吧,洗洗睡吧。" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "先生留步。" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "先生,小贝离家出走了,这个忙,您无论如何得帮。" }, { "from": "白眉", "value": "我不是不帮。可我这手都这个样了,我怎么帮啊?" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "你手咋了?" }, { "from": "白眉", "value": "你问她!" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "我真的不是故意的,先生。 要不这样好了,你来说,我来写。" }, { "from": "白眉", "value": "哎呀,那怎么行啊?俗话说得好,心手和一,心手和一,我这个手都坏了,我这个心也好不到哪儿去。" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "你算还是不算?" }, { "from": "白眉", "value": "我没说不算,要不咱明天再算。" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "不行,现在就算,算不好就不准睡觉!" }, { "from": "白眉", "value": "我的娘啊,你不能不讲理吧?" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "我就是不讲理,展堂。" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "得令,葵花点穴手。" }, { "from": "白眉", "value": "别别别。" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "喊,喊破大天也没有人来救你!" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "住手!干嘛?先生不都说了嘛!" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "说什么了?" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "北啊!" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "北?" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "北北北,你们没听见啊?" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "你说的是北吗?" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "是吗?" }, { "from": "白眉", "value": "对,就是北,确切地说,是正北偏南!" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "正北偏南?那是东还是西?" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "不要再耽误工夫了,展堂去,小郭也去,我也去。秀才留下看房子啊,快走快走!" } ] }, { "id": "episode_24_chunk_5", "conversations": [ { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "先生。您这是要去哪儿啊?" }, { "from": "白眉", "value": "我散散步。" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "您带着行李散步啊?" }, { "from": "白眉", "value": "这么多年习惯了,我走到哪儿带到哪儿。做人不能忘本呀!" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "您那天眼,啥时候开啊?" }, { "from": "白眉", "value": "你不要着急,明天再说。" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "我不着急,但我心急。姻缘是人生大事啊!" }, { "from": "白眉", "value": "啊!你要出大事了!" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "什么大事儿?" }, { "from": "白眉", "value": "眉心黑,仇人追。三个月,最多不超过半年,你将有血光之灾!" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "先生,你得救救我啊。" }, { "from": "白眉", "value": "你要学会自救,自救,你懂么? 回到房间去,把头埋到被窝里。末年一百遍金刚经。" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "金刚经我不会念。" }, { "from": "白眉", "value": "那你救念道德经。" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "这我会。" }, { "from": "白眉", "value": "记住了,默念一百遍,一遍不能少,一遍不能多。" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "好,我这就去。" }, { "from": "白眉", "value": "哎呀。你" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "让开。白眉先生,你算的 ——太准了!" }, { "from": "莫小贝", "value": "哎呀,你放手!" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "把她带回去,洗洗赶紧睡觉!白眉先生,楼上请。来来。" } ] }, { "id": "episode_24_chunk_6", "conversations": [ { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "太准了,太准了。算得太准了!" }, { "from": "白眉", "value": "我的娘,你想干什么?" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "帮我算一算我的姻缘," }, { "from": "白眉", "value": "我的娘啊,怎么都是算这个?" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "哎呀,你不知道,大龄青年,苦呀!" }, { "from": "白眉", "value": "那你想算什么?" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "你帮我算算,我什么时候才能遇到那个“他”?" }, { "from": "白眉", "value": "嗯,你没练过武功吧?" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "没有,两他干啥吗?" }, { "from": "白眉", "value": "哎呀,这就好办了!" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "但俺家是开镖局的!" }, { "from": "白眉", "value": "哎呀,哎呀。" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "先生,你咋了?" }, { "from": "白眉", "value": "没事儿,那你先把那个八字写上吧。" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "不用写了,我都准备好了。给我看看,怎么样?" }, { "from": "白眉", "value": "哎呀我的娘啊,你是个克夫之命啊!" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "怪不得他死得那么惨。 你看这事咋办嘛?" }, { "from": "白眉", "value": "要说这个事也好办,你得破点财。" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "没有问题,多少钱?" }, { "from": "白眉", "value": "50两。" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "为啥要这么多的钱?" }, { "from": "白眉", "value": "这还多吗,啊? 主要是给仙人。" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "仙人还要银子啊?" }, { "from": "白眉", "value": "废话呀!开坛烧香拜佛,那个不要钱啊?" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "开坛烧香,那也花不了这么多钱啊?" }, { "from": "白眉", "value": "你想想,天庭俸禄就那么多,交际应酬一个都不能少。人家不赚点外快,人家凭什么给你改运啊?" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "能不能少一点儿嘛?" }, { "from": "白眉", "value": "你但是买菜呀?讨价还价。人是仙官,你把人得罪了,你不想活了?" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "我想活。有口无心,有口无心。" }, { "from": "白眉", "value": "嗯,准备银子吧!" } ] }, { "id": "episode_24_chunk_7", "conversations": [ { "from": "白眉", "value": "太上老君,急急如律令。告辞了!" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "先生,怎么样啊?" }, { "from": "白眉", "value": "你放心,那人钱财,替人消灾,从今往后,上头的人不会再为难你。再见。" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "站住! 怀里揣得什么?" }, { "from": "白眉", "value": "我没揣什么。" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "没有? 这是什么?" }, { "from": "白眉", "value": "银子。" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "谁的?" }, { "from": "白眉", "value": "我的。" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "你的?上面为什么有我们镇上的官印?" }, { "from": "白眉", "value": "你看错了,绝对是看错了! 你们过来,你们过来。仔细看看啊。" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "哪儿跑?" }, { "from": "白眉", "value": "我银子已经还了!" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "这就完啦?" }, { "from": "白眉", "value": "那你还想怎么的?" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "怎么的?嘿嘿,排山倒海!" } ] }, { "id": "episode_24_chunk_8", "conversations": [ { "from": "白眉", "value": "哎呦。" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "这么巧,又遇到先生了,你没事吧?" }, { "from": "白眉", "value": "我没事,没事。" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "我道德经都已经念了一百遍了,我那姻缘你给算出来了没?" }, { "from": "白眉", "value": "我刚算出来了。" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "算出来了!那她是谁?她在哪儿呢?" }, { "from": "白眉", "value": "她她,她她她她!" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "哈哈哈哈。" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "你没事吧秀才。" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "你在我心中是最美。" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "干啥呀?" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "每一刻都让人沉醉" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "你的笑,你的美" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "掌柜的救命!" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "和你发脾气时撅起的嘴 a a a。" } ] }, { "id": "episode_24_chunk_9", "conversations": [ { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "你在我心中是最美,每一步都让人沉醉,你的笑,你的美,和你发脾气时撅起的嘴a a a 。" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "好啦,好啦。那你就是因为这个才喜欢人家的?" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "那否则还能有啥呀?你又刁,又馋,又不爱读书,还不够温柔,最可恨的就是……" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "住口!你再说一遍。" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "你又刁,又馋,又不爱读书,还不够温柔,又不够温柔。" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "去死,去死!去死,快去死,快去死!不要再让我见到你!" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "哎呦,哎呦。" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "秀才,你没事吧?" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "流血了。" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "啊?" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "真的好准呐。" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "什么好准啊?" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "先生说我三个月之内会有血光之灾,果然就有了。" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "你不是念过道德经了嘛?" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "大概是念错了。" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "你怎么念的呀?" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "yoyoyo. check it out. 道可道,非常道,想问你知不知道,我等到花儿也谢了……" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "切,说我不够温柔,又刁又馋,还不爱读书" } ] }, { "id": "episode_24_chunk_10", "conversations": [ { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "玫瑰花瓣榨汁二滴,芦荟榨汁三滴,黄瓜榨汁3至5滴,到底是3滴还是5滴啊?5滴,多一点总没有坏处。鲜奶半瓶,多大的瓶子呀?就是它了!半瓶!呀呀呀呀呀呀,成咧!好一瓶上天入地超级无敌的洗面奶。要是不灵咋办?万一要是毁了容,总不能把一点红挖出来骂一顿吧?你到底是灵还是不灵?给个准话先!" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "气死我了,气死我了!" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "咋啦?咋啦?不要坐我的床,坐到那去!" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "气死我了!死秀才!" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "秀才把你咋了?" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "他欺负我!" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "他敢欺负你?呵呵呵,天大的笑话!" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "怎么不敢,他说我又刁,又馋,既不爱读书,还不够温柔!" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "他说得很好嘛!" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "啊?" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "这说明他诚实。宁愿挨打,也不愿意撒谎。不要生气了,为一个男人气成这个样子,值得么?来来来,给你试试这个。" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "这是什么?" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "上天入地超级无敌的洗面奶。" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "什么奶?" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "好香啊,这东西管什么用啊?" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "一直以来,我们女人都是一个容易被忽略的弱势群体,不管多么努力,多么辛苦,稍不留意,就会惨遭遗弃。" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "那是你啊。" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "现在不同了,有了它,一切都变得和以前大不一样,涂一滴在脸上,甜一片在心里,女人,就是应该对自己好一点。呵呵,来吧。" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "有道理,有道理呀!我确实不应该再理他。晾着他,看他难受,就是对我自己最大的好,谢谢你。" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "写我干啥?跟我有什么关系吗?换一个人再试一试。" } ] }, { "id": "episode_24_chunk_11", "conversations": [ { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "咋了?有啥事跟哥说,是不是小郭又欺负你了?" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "也没啥事。她这人你知道,下手没轻重。" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "她又打你了吧?" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "那倒不是。" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "哦。" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "她把我从楼顶上踢下去了。" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "啊?为啥呀?" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "哦,该!" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "为什么呀?我错在哪儿了?" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "你就没有对的地儿,这要是我。" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "那你会怎么样啊?" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "秀才,你喜欢我什么了啦?——一个妇道人家,老实呆着比啥不强啊,瞎打听这些乱七八糟的干啥呀?" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "那还不当时就抽我两嘴巴子。" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "我还没说完呢,秀才,你为什么喜欢我了啦?——爷喜欢你,那是看得起你,说句不好听的,爷想喜欢谁就喜欢谁,别老瞎问啊,再来劲信不信爷抽你。" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "这这这不是找死吗?" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "哎呀,死不了。这叫啥你知道不?这叫丈夫气概!刘邦为啥死那么早?怕媳妇怕的。项羽为啥兵败如山倒?疼媳妇疼得!" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "疼媳妇有啥错啊?" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "打起仗来,光疼媳妇,不管手底下的人,谁还替他卖命啊?所以说这事儿,你就得咬紧牙关,死抗到底。" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "那我就试试吧。万一出啥事,你得帮我的。" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "哎呀,你怕啥?有哥在。" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "你自己看着办啊。" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "谁呀?" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "吕秀才,你给我滚出来!" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "大嘴,大嘴。" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "再不出来,我踹门了啊!" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "来了,来了,咬紧牙关,死抗到底。" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "都这么晚了,你找我有什么事儿么?" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "两件事,第一,咱俩完了!第二,以后不许再纠缠我。" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "为什么呀?" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "放手!我现在补一条。第三,纠缠一次打一次,打死为止。" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "听我说,我跟你讲。" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "排山……" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "我先睡了,这么晚了。你也早点休息,明天见。" } ] }, { "id": "episode_24_chunk_17", "conversations": [ { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "等等,你说什么呢?" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "你一会看云一会看我,你看云的时候很近,你看我的时候很远。" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "有病!你到底想干嘛?" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "我就问你几个问题。" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "问吧?" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "花为什么是香的?因为我。 草为什么是绿的?还是因为我 。" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "到底想说什么?" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "我还没说完呢,屁为什么是臭的?因为老白。" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "胡说八道什么呢?" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "啊那奔腾的流水呀,就如同我奔腾的心。" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "费了半天劲才大的水呀!我杀了你!" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "救命啊!" } ] }, { "id": "episode_24_chunk_20", "conversations": [ { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "纠缠一次打一次,打死为止。" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "太不像话了,又武功也不能胡来嘛!" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "是啊,反正横竖是一死,不行咱跟她拼了,你等着,我给你拿菜刀去。" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "去,劝和不劝离,你跟着瞎掺乎啥呀?上你的菜区!秀才啊,这种女孩啊,没娶回来虽说有点遗憾,但肯定是福不是祸。" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "我怎么就那么倒霉呢,我偏偏喜欢她呢?" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "我实在受不了他了。" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "还有客人!" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "注意情绪。" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "我来,秀才。" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "让我一个人呆一会儿。" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "在这么哭下去,身体也受不了,我跟你说啊,一直以来,我们女人……" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "等会儿,你们女人?" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "和你们男人,都是一个容易被忽略的弱势群体,不管多么努力,多么辛苦,稍不留意,就会惨遭遗弃。" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "嗯嗯嗯" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "现在不同了,有了它,一切都变得和以前大不一样,涂一滴在脸上,甜一片在心里,女人和男人,就是应该对自己好一点,来吧。" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "等会儿,啥玩意儿?那么管用么?" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "我跟你说,玫瑰花瓣榨汁。" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "你们慢慢聊吧,我先过去了。" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "芦荟榨汁。" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "你先上去,我想单独和他聊聊。" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "快点儿说啊,我在楼上等着你啊。" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "秀才。" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "啥事儿?" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "你真想把她找回来,看来只有一个办法。" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "什么办法。" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "浪漫!" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "不懂。" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "看来我真得好好给你上上课了。花为什么是香的?是因为你。草为什么是绿的?还是因为你。屁为什么是臭的?是因为我。呵呵。" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "你说的是什么意思啊?" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "你别管意思,你就照做!百试百灵。" } ] }, { "id": "episode_24_chunk_22", "conversations": [ { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "我要是洗的时候,千万不要睁眼睛啊。" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "为啥呀?" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "我就怕万一……" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "万一啥呀?万一" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "没有啥,不要怕。不管出啥事儿,我都会养你一辈子的。" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "不用,不用。你给我整失明了呢?我不洗!" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "白展堂。" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "咋了?" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "我照你说的办法从头到尾试了一遍。" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "难道不管用?她说啥了?" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "她说,我杀了你!" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "不可能啊,你咋说的?" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "我说不出口。" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "这有啥说不出口的,看我的。湘玉,你一会看云一会看我,你看云的时候很近,看我的时候很远。" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "展堂。" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "坐下没你事儿,瞧你贱的。" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "这句没问题,是后面那句把她给惹急的。" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "后面?听着!花儿为什么是香的,因为有你。" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "错啦,因为我,草儿为什么是绿的,还是因为我,屁为什么是臭的,因为老白。" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "哈哈哈" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "这都什么乱七八糟的你这是?" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "完全是按照你教的说的,一个字都没落!" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "你就活活笨死算了你!" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "算了,我没这个金刚钻,我揽这个瓷器活干嘛?我走了,打搅你们了。" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "傻小子,回来!" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "还有啥招么?" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "这招不管用,看来只能她玩恨的了。" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "都听展堂的,他有经验!" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "附耳过来!" } ] }, { "id": "episode_24_chunk_23", "conversations": [ { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "芙蓉,我不能没有你啊,在没有你的这段日子里。" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "等会儿等会儿,咱俩昨天晚上才分手,发什么神经你 。" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "对啊,可是对你来说只是普普通通的一个夜晚,对我来说却是寂寞难耐的一年呐。" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "真的吗 ?" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "在没有你的分分秒秒里面,我没有一刻停止过对你的思念。" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "我不信。" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "你难道要我把心掏出来给你看吗?" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "你刚才干什么呢?" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "我是在偷偷逝去我眼角的泪水,你快乐所以我快乐,我难过就不想你跟我一起难过。" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "真的吗?" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "真的。" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "你说的都是心里话?" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "心里话!" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "你起来吧,跪时间长,腿会痛的。" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "哎,老白在不在呀,你们俩和好了?老白这招还真管用啊!" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "哎!" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "啊!" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "你们俩慢慢聊,我出去转转。老白!" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "秀才,你还学会搬救兵了是不是?" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "事情不是你想象的这样的。" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "这招是不是老白教你的?" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "我跟你讲,他只是提建议,大主意我出的。" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "你藏什么呢?" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "没有。" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "藏什么呢?藏什么呢?" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "没有,没藏什么。" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "拿出来!排……" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "你拿洋葱干什么?" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "哭不出来就用它,这招是老白教的。他让我作假的。" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "我再也不想看到你!去死!" } ] }, { "id": "episode_24_chunk_24", "conversations": [ { "from": "白展堂", "value": "哎呀,你这事儿吧。" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "想出来了么?" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "照现在的形势看,挺麻烦的。" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "没事儿,这次她赶我走的时候,都没想跟我动手。" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "那才叫麻烦呢!这说明啥?说明她心如死灰,都懒得打你了。" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "是这样啊。那怎么办啊?" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "怎么办,分了呗!反正你也不喜欢她!" }, { "from": "食客", "value": "上酒!" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "来了,来了。" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "谁说我不喜欢她了!" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "那你喜欢她啥呀?你喜欢她,连一个喜欢她的理由都说不出来。" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "我不说了嘛!" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "啥?就因为算命的一句话?" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "那怎么的了?这就是天赐良缘,命中注定。" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "要分手。" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "你说什么呢?" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "我跟你说,这种事,别人没法劝。越劝越乱,你就得自己慢慢琢磨。" }, { "from": "食客", "value": "算账!" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "哎,来了来了。谁算帐啊?行了,别琢磨的,给人找钱去。" } ] }, { "id": "episode_24_chunk_26", "conversations": [ { "from": "白展堂", "value": "你干啥呀?干啥呀?" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "你放心吧,这里不会有人来的。" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "我还是出去吧" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "站住!你不要怕吗,洗洗就好,很快的。" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "你说我一大男人,你老要给我洗脸干啥呀?" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "男人,男人更需要关爱,呵呵呵。" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "女人更懂得忍耐,为漂亮连命都敢豁出去,我哪有那胆啊?" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "你到底洗不洗?" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "不洗。" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "这不就完了么。来来来,我帮你洗。" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "哎呀,干啥呢这是?" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "哎呀,今天的厨房打扫得挺干净的啊。" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "哎呀,挺干净。" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "我还没打扫呢 ?" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "但是我已经很满意了,大嘴你干啥呢?" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "这不磨点辣椒,准备做辣椒酱么。" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "慢慢磨啊,咱们再到客房检查检查啊,慢慢干啊。" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "别偷懒啊。" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "啥玩艺儿这是?" } ] }, { "id": "episode_24_chunk_27", "conversations": [ { "from": "白展堂", "value": "秀才!秀才,算帐呢?好好算,别算错了啊!" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "我想明白了,我和小郭彻底完了。" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "你想好了阿。" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "想好了,想了一夜。我终于想明白了。" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "明白啥了?" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "她很好,但不适合我。" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "说得好。我代表我们全家谢谢你啊!" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "谢我什么?" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "以后再也没人纠缠我了啊。" }, { "from": "食客", "value": "上茶。" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "来了,来了。" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "掌柜的,把你那瓶东西拿过来,哈哈。" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "什么东西啊?" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "对自己好的东西呀?拿来给我试试嘛!就当是庆祝好了。" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "老白,快去拿一下。" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "老白快去阿。" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "小郭,你俩真的就那么完了?" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "那还怎么了?为了等这个结果,我都足足等了小半辈子了。" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "我还等了一辈子呢!" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "我从上辈子就开始等了!还有上上辈子,上上上上上上上上上上……" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "好好说话,别结巴,这孩子。" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "就是它啊?" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "啊?怎么变成这个颜色了?" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "我不知道啊?" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "没事儿,没事儿,直接抹吧?" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "呵呵。" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "这傻孩子。" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "啊啊啊,疼,疼。" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "阿嚏。我没有放辣椒啊?" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "疼疼!" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "咋回事嘛?" } ] }, { "id": "episode_24_chunk_28", "conversations": [ { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "给我照一下嘛。" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "别照了。" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "照一下。拿出来!" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "佟湘玉,我掐死你!" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "控制一下,控制一下。" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "不要再哭了。放心好了,只要你愿意,我会带着你一起守寡的。" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "守什么寡,你好歹都嫁了一回了,可我呢,我嫁给谁去?" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "你加嫁给我吧。" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "你放……什么噘词?" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "如果你不嫌弃的话,我愿意照顾你一生一世。" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "好样的,不是我说的啊。" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "我也没有说过。" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "我知道我也配不上你,可我不想就这么放弃了。" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "可是我的脸。" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "没关系的,我记得你好看的样子,我会想象的。" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "可是,这是为什么呀?" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "老实说,我也不知道为什么,可事实已经是这样了,我就不想再回避了,郭芙蓉,我喜欢你,比孔子孟子老子庄子这些子加在一起都喜欢。" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "那你又说咱俩都完了。" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "只是我难过我不想让你难过吗,我说这个话的时候,我自己心里也很难过,像针扎一样,滋儿滋儿滋儿。" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "你别滋儿了,那你会后悔吗?" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "不知道。" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "啊 ?" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "后悔也来不及了。我既然,既然已经选择了这条路,我就不打算再回头了,不管是天意也好,人为也罢,我只能咬紧牙关,坚持到底。" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "哎哎哎,你们谁看到我那瓶辣椒酱了?做菜等着用呢。" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "辣椒酱?" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "啊。头前我在看见一瓶挺漂亮的,就拿来装辣椒酱了,咋的了?" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "你能等我一会儿吗?" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "待会儿下手轻点儿啊。" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "是,下手轻点。秀才,你看你把小郭气的,脸通红,下手轻点儿,给我点儿面子。啊。" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "排山倒海!" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "啊啊。" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "吃饭,吃饭。再来一个分筋错骨手。" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "分筋错骨手。" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "来来来,把辣椒酱涂伤口上止血。" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "排山再倒海!" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "见笑了,见笑了。哈哈哈。" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "排山再再再再再倒海……" } ] }, { "id": "episode_25_chunk_0", "conversations": [ { "from": "白展堂", "value": "哎呀妈呀,两人又腻味上了,隔应死人了" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "芙蓉妹妹" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "秀才哥哥" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "换一个换一个,芙妹" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "才哥" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "听着那么别扭呢?" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "是啊是啊" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "要不要叫我名字试试" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "你叫什么名字来着" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "吕轻侯" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "知道啦,侯哥" }, { "from": "莫小贝", "value": "我也要听我也要听啊" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "你要听什么?" }, { "from": "莫小贝", "value": "西游记啊,你们讲哪儿啦" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "去去去,你属耗子的呀,见缝就钻" }, { "from": "莫小贝", "value": "我属什么你别管,你属什么我可知道,猴哥,我饿" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "信不信我抽你" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "哟,客官您是打尖啊还是住店呀?" }, { "from": "佟伯达", "value": "专门见你掌柜的" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "掌柜的不在,您有事跟我说" }, { "from": "佟伯达", "value": "你赶紧出去,给我把马喂好,草料要细一点" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "好好好" }, { "from": "佟伯达", "value": "粗了可是伤胃啊,额跟你说,这可是纯种的大宛驹啊" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "这老头谁呀?说话这么横" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "一匹破马,就跟谁没骑过一样" }, { "from": "佟伯达", "value": "你这个店开了多长时间了" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "你活了多久,这店就开了多久" }, { "from": "佟伯达", "value": "你,你个小女子" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "侯哥闪开" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "八戒当心,我去叫老白去" }, { "from": "佟伯达", "value": "咋了?还想跟额动手呢?额看你是马不知道自己的脸长" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "你是牛不知道自己皮厚" }, { "from": "佟伯达", "value": "知不知道额这两个铁胆子……" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "葵花点穴手!" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "哈哈" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "铁胆?我连蛇胆我都吃过,哎呀我天呐,这老家伙挺有手劲啊,这玩意儿挺沉" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "哎呀爹,你咋来了呀,为啥不事先说一声,哎,额娘身体还好吧,额弟长高了吧,武功练的咋样,还偷不偷懒了?爹?白展堂!是不是你干的?" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "不是我,是秀才" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "我哪会点穴啊?" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "不是,是秀才让我干的" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "哎呀,你站住呀,把他的穴道解开呀,不要跑" } ] }, { "id": "episode_25_chunk_1", "conversations": [ { "from": "佟伯达", "value": "这小子的功夫还不错,哪一派的?" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "额也不大清楚,你们知道吗?" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "我知道啊,我真知道,咋的啦不知道不知道" }, { "from": "佟伯达", "value": "连个底细都不知道,你咋就把他招来了呢?万一以后给你撂蹶子,咋办呢?" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "咋撂嘛,他又不是个马,额会注意的啊,爹,你这次来干啥呢" }, { "from": "佟伯达", "value": "衡山派哪三个人是你介绍来的?" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "对呀,他们干得咋样呀?" }, { "from": "佟伯达", "value": "还不错,不过他们说你这儿啊,苦得很呀" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "胡说,额这儿咋苦了?" }, { "from": "佟伯达", "value": "你有马没有马" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "额要马干啥吗?" }, { "from": "佟伯达", "value": "连个马都没有,你自己还得走路,这还不叫苦?额这回来呀,就是要把你接回去呀" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "额不回,额要回去了,额这个店咋办呀?" }, { "from": "佟伯达", "value": "便宜把它处理了,这些伙计,愿意跟咱走的,全部带走,不愿意走的,就地解散" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "真的呀?" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "她还欠额得银子呢" }, { "from": "佟伯达", "value": "把她带走,回去当个使唤丫头,等你兄弟一长大,往过一娶,正室当不了,当个妾总没问题吧" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "他做梦去吧,他" }, { "from": "佟伯达", "value": "你还怕她配不上我儿?哎呀,没关系没关系,额不嫌弃,她再野,还能野过马?朝死里打,总能扳过来" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "爹呀,额已经嫁人了,你就不要再管额了" }, { "from": "佟伯达", "value": "额不管,谁管嘛?寡妇门前是非多,你不好好在额圈里呆着" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "圈里?" }, { "from": "佟伯达", "value": "家里家里,一个寡妇家,整天在外头抛头露面,你不要脸,额还还要这脸呢?" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "那你就要你自己的去呗,额的脸额自己会要" }, { "from": "佟伯达", "value": "你看,几年不见你还学会撂蹶子了,你看额不打得你,人仰马翻,抱头马窜" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "你打你打,你打呀你!" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "消消气啊,消消气,别生气,喝口水。在您那儿当镖师,一个月给开多少银子?" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "我听说,你要把这店给卖了" }, { "from": "佟伯达", "value": "额就等着你说这句话呢,咋,来" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "来,来啥呀来" }, { "from": "佟伯达", "value": "你不是想耍两圈,来。额这就陪你耍两圈" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "别别别,大爷大爷,我知道我错了,大爷大爷,你饶了我,大爷大爷" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "住手!" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "哎呀妈呀,我的兄弟,你可来了兄弟" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "谁是你兄弟?" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "你啥意思啊你?" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "你个没大没小没头没脑的东西" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "你个臭小子" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "你以前是干啥的来着?" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "呵呵,生命在于运动,慢跑有益健康,一二一" }, { "from": "佟伯达", "value": "哎哎哎,他咋跑了呢" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "到时候了,每天这个时候他都得出去练练功,坐坐坐" }, { "from": "佟伯达", "value": "你准备准备,咱们马上启程" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "现在就走啊?" }, { "from": "佟伯达", "value": "对呀" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "掌柜的还没答应呢" }, { "from": "佟伯达", "value": "捆把捆把,把她带着走" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "太不讲道理了吧" }, { "from": "佟伯达", "value": "额是她爹,额就连这点权利都没有了?" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "别着急,我有招儿" } ] }, { "id": "episode_25_chunk_2", "conversations": [ { "from": "佟伯达", "value": "莫掌门,额这次来呀,主要是想跟你商量一下湘玉的事情" }, { "from": "莫小贝", "value": "那个什么事情,您坐下来说啊" }, { "from": "佟伯达", "value": "额这个闺女啊,脑子笨的很,也不会来事儿,这段时间给您添了不少麻烦啊" }, { "from": "莫小贝", "value": "确实够麻烦的" }, { "from": "佟伯达", "value": "额这个女子呀,从小是娇生惯养,也没多少文化,这样的女子,搁到哪儿都是个累赘" }, { "from": "莫小贝", "value": "确实够累赘的" }, { "from": "佟伯达", "value": "所以嘛,额这次想把她带回去,省得在你这儿丢人现眼" }, { "from": "莫小贝", "value": "确实够丢人现眼,哎,你把她带走我怎么办" }, { "from": "佟伯达", "value": "你该咋办就咋办嘛,如果你也愿意跟额们一块儿走,那咱们一块儿到汉中去" }, { "from": "莫小贝", "value": "那汉中好玩吗?" }, { "from": "佟伯达", "value": "好玩的很呀,过年过节的时候,那到处都是人" }, { "from": "莫小贝", "value": "人有啥好玩的" }, { "from": "佟伯达", "value": "那你玩啥嘛?骑马,你喜欢不喜欢?" }, { "from": "莫小贝", "value": "骑马?你们家有马?" }, { "from": "佟伯达", "value": "光额的大宛驹,就二十几匹,你要是想骑马的话,额叫十几个镖师陪着你,啥时候耍累了啥时候下来" }, { "from": "莫小贝", "value": "哇噻,那咱们现在就走吧" }, { "from": "佟伯达", "value": "不着急不着急,额这一次来呀,主要是想请你给额劝一劝湘玉" }, { "from": "莫小贝", "value": "劝什么呀,拿绳子一捆直接带走呗" }, { "from": "佟伯达", "value": "不行不行,好马喝水不能强按头,弄不好就呛着了" }, { "from": "莫小贝", "value": "不懂" }, { "from": "佟伯达", "value": "那好吧,来。额教给你啊" } ] }, { "id": "episode_25_chunk_3", "conversations": [ { "from": "莫小贝", "value": "这个,湘玉呀" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "管额叫啥?" }, { "from": "莫小贝", "value": "嫂子嫂子,我想跟你回汉中,我到无所谓呀,在哪儿呆着不都一样吗?你就不一样了,你一个寡妇,不好好在家呆着,成何体统嘛?你瞪着我干吗?" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "你坐呀,接着说" }, { "from": "莫小贝", "value": "跟我回汉中吧" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "额跟你回?" }, { "from": "莫小贝", "value": "谁跟谁都一样嘛,到了汉中,日子不就一样过吗" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "完全不一样" }, { "from": "莫小贝", "value": "胡说嘛女娃就应该有女娃的样子" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "学的还挺像的嘛,额爹还教你说啥了" }, { "from": "莫小贝", "value": "他没教我,嫂子,你就答应了吧,汉中多好玩啊" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "有多好呀" }, { "from": "莫小贝", "value": "可以骑马呀,有十几个镖师跟着我啊" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "从早到晚跟着,到时候你想甩都甩不掉" }, { "from": "莫小贝", "value": "不会吧" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "额就是这么熬过来的,小的时候,每天盼呀盼呀,就是盼着能够早一点嫁出去,早一点离开那个笼子,自由有多重要,等你长大就知道了" }, { "from": "莫小贝", "value": "可是,我还是想骑马" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "那你就骑呗,反正额是不会回去的" }, { "from": "莫小贝", "value": "自私" } ] }, { "id": "episode_25_chunk_4", "conversations": [ { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "你说什么?" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "就算是我问你借的,回头我一定还你" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "那么多银子我怎么拿的出来呀" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "拿不出来也得拿,否则我就得跟他们回汉中给人家当小妾,你乐意啊?" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "我把银子给了你,你一恢复自由就回家了,那我怎么办呐" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "没事没事" } ] }, { "id": "episode_25_chunk_5", "conversations": [ { "from": "白展堂", "value": "咋的啦?又吵架啦" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "跟你没关系啊,哪儿凉快回哪儿呆着去" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "我跟你说啊,现在可不是吵架的时候,如果现在再不团结的话,这一关咱肯定过不去" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "那咱怎么团结啊" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "老东西心狠,就怪不得咱不客气了,一不做二不休,我豁出去了,跟他拼了" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "那得想个绝招" } ] }, { "id": "episode_25_chunk_6", "conversations": [ { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "啥啥啥?" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "你慢点儿说,别咬着舌头" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "你也别紧张,咱呢是假结婚,不上户籍" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "到时候你爹一看,闺女的下半辈子终于有着落了,心里一宽,兴许就回去了" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "就是" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "胡说啥呢,额爹又不傻,那点小伎俩能骗得了他吗" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "你骗不了以后再说呀,只要能把他蒙回去,以后的事以后再说" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "不行不行,就算是你想娶额" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "我不想娶你" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "那就更不行了,寡妇门前是非多" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "啊?" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "额就是怕万一他看出来就全完了" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "你放心,为了慎重起见,咱们做到每一个步骤都力求逼真" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "这就叫以假乱真" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "那也不行,最重要的步骤还没有呢" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "什么步骤?" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "你还没有求过婚" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "噢" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "那好,现在就求,佟小姐" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "跪下" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "恩?" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "你看见谁坐着求婚的啊" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "跪跪跪,赶紧跪,快去" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "佟小姐" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "深情一点嘛,主要示眼神儿,嚓嚓嚓,要冒火花,不要糊弄事情啊" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "走,佟小姐" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "嚓嚓嚓" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "还有" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "还有不求了" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "求求求,额啥都不说了,跪好" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "佟小姐,愿意嫁给我吗?" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "嚓嚓嚓" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "愿意吗?" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "额,愿意" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "耶" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "就出鬼了,你那是求婚嘛?逼婚还差不多,那个眼神嚓嚓嚓的,就要把额给活吃了" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "你看,这不挺好的吗,全是按你要求,嚓嚓嚓嚓,全是火花,眉毛都要烧着了,行行行,再嚓嚓一次再嚓嚓一次" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "不要嚓了,你们俩有这个闲工夫多琢磨点正事,出去出去" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "要不要我们……" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "不试了,额不想再试了" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "我再嚓嚓一回" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "好险呀,差一点就答应他了" } ] }, { "id": "episode_25_chunk_7", "conversations": [ { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "你怎么才来呀,我都等了半天了" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "你有事吗" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "这个给你" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "什么呀这是" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "地契,你拿去赎身吧" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "这" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "我仔细想过了,刚才的确是我不对,我太自私了,没有考虑到你的感受" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "没事没事" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "哎哎哎,干啥呢,我说你俩咋还不回去收拾行李呢" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "你真的打算去汉中啊" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "可不咋的,我鞋都买了,我都准备赶路了,我跟你说啊,我和我们家佟大老爷已经谈好了,到那儿之后,直接就是一等镖师,月钱,三两" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "那他为什么对你这么好呢" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "我们爷俩投缘呗,行了,到那儿之后有啥事儿找我啊" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "我们又没说要去汉中了" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "小郭都去,你不去啊" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "我也没说要去吧" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "你欠人家那么多钱,你想走就走啦?别说我们佟大老爷不答应,那就是起我" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "你咋的" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "反正你想好了,凡是跟我们龙门镖局作对的,那没一个好下场" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "我们佟大老爷说了,只要你俩肯过去,那就是吃香的喝辣的,啥好日子都有啊" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "吃到不在乎,就怕住的不习惯" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "不能够啊,我们佟大老爷说了,只要你俩肯过去,那就给你们俩一人配一个三进三出的大宅子" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "不会吧" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "当中那么一小间" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "切" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "别嫌少,只要你俩在那踏踏实实的干,那我们佟大老爷决不会亏待你们俩的" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "那我们要是去了,那掌柜的怎么办呢?" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "她那就直接带走,找个小黑屋一关,关她半年,让她先顺顺气儿" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "那要顺不过来呢" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "接着关呐,啥时候关老实啥时候为止,是吧啊!" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "你休想" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "掌柜的,我跟你说这事可就由不得你啦,我们佟大老爷都说了" }, { "from": "其他", "value": "闭嘴" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "小郭,你去告诉老白,他说的事情额同意了" } ] }, { "id": "episode_25_chunk_8", "conversations": [ { "from": "佟伯达", "value": "恩,好,既然你认了错,额就放你一马,过来" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "叫你过来呢,过来" }, { "from": "佟伯达", "value": "身体还不错,就是牙口差一点,当个三等镖师吧" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "跟你说啊,我可是一等,以后跟着我混呢,你可加点小心,要麻利点" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "大爷,我没打算当镖师" }, { "from": "佟伯达", "value": "那就喂马,或者看家,对了,咱家的二黑死了,让他顶上" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "二黑?" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "额爹养的狗" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "大爷,我不太会叫唤" }, { "from": "佟伯达", "value": "不叫唤的狗才是好狗,光咬人,咬住就不松口,有一次额带着二黑去打猎去……" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "我想娶湘玉过门" }, { "from": "佟伯达", "value": "额还没说完呢,前面出来那一只麂子啊~啥?你刚才说啥?" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "没啥,没说啥,我随便一说" }, { "from": "佟伯达", "value": "你再说一遍,你再说一遍" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "行行行,大爷我错了行了吧,你就当我什么都没有说可以吧" }, { "from": "佟伯达", "value": "额跟你说,湘玉可是个寡妇" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "我这人就爱娶寡妇,不,就是她了,我非她不娶" }, { "from": "佟伯达", "value": "好,好女婿,好女婿呀,你算解了额的一桩心事啊,这样吧,要啥嫁妆,你开个价,只要额拿的出来,一个子儿都不往下压" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "不用,不用,我跟湘玉情意无价" }, { "from": "佟伯达", "value": "乖女婿,乖女婿呀,你说这话,叫额老汉无地自容啊" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "爹,爹呀,咋了吗,坐下哭" }, { "from": "佟伯达", "value": "没事,这样,明天咱们就把事办了" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "明天?" }, { "from": "佟伯达", "value": "对" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "太仓促了,来不及操办" }, { "from": "佟伯达", "value": "哎呀,湘玉是个二婚,不适合大操大办" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "为啥不适合呀?" }, { "from": "佟伯达", "value": "你看额跟女婿说话呢,啥时候有你插嘴的时候吗?" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "额咋不能说话了" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "去,一边儿呆着去,老爷们儿说话插什么嘴" }, { "from": "佟伯达", "value": "哎呀,明儿就把事一办,额马上回汉中去,把嫁妆送过来,然后再置办点房子置办点地,收租子呀还是开店,你们俩自己定,就这么定了" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "佟老爷子,我咋办?" }, { "from": "佟伯达", "value": "你去烧点水去" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "烧点水去" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "我我烧水干啥呀" }, { "from": "佟伯达", "value": "哎呀,新姑爷操劳一天了还不得洗个澡啊,快去烧水去" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "快去烧水去" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "我是一等……" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "手脚麻利点啊,你要是敢犯懒我就点你" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "我是一等……" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "现在就去" } ] }, { "id": "episode_25_chunk_13", "conversations": [ { "from": "莫小贝", "value": "结婚?你还敢结婚了?" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "额咋不能结啊" }, { "from": "莫小贝", "value": "谁同意了,谁允许了,谁批准了" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "我俩结婚凭啥你批准呐" }, { "from": "莫小贝", "value": "那当然,她生是衡山派的人死是衡山派的死人就算埋到坟堆里那也是我衡山派的尸首" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "你要个尸首还有啥用嘛?" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "你结你的,甭搭理她" }, { "from": "莫小贝", "value": "哎,我们的事用得着你管啊" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "看你那小样儿,回头等你一拜堂,我就把她关小黑屋里头去,随便给她点吃的,要再不老实连吃的都不给,饿死你" }, { "from": "莫小贝", "value": "我我我跟你拼了" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "哎呀妈呀,撞错了" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "哎哎,干啥,咋地了" }, { "from": "莫小贝", "value": "他们合伙欺负我" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "这还了得了?莫小贝我告诉你啊,你老实点啊,你再敢跟我 们姑爷叫劲,我跟你说不给你饭吃" }, { "from": "莫小贝", "value": "起来" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "行了行了,你们先出去吧,把门带上" }, { "from": "莫小贝", "value": "不活了不活了" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "小贝,你就那么不希望额出嫁呀" }, { "from": "莫小贝", "value": "你嫁去好了,别在我的地盘上呆着" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "啥时候成你的地盘了?" }, { "from": "莫小贝", "value": "你不走是吧,我走" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "好好好,烦死人了" }, { "from": "莫小贝", "value": "你不结婚了?" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "额本来也没打算结" }, { "from": "莫小贝", "value": "是白大哥,不,是那个白眼狼逼你的吧" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "真要是他逼的就好了" } ] }, { "id": "episode_25_chunk_14", "conversations": [ { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "这件事情你是咋看的嘛" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "早结早了,赶紧把你爹哄走" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "额就害怕额结不好" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "结不好就瞎结呗" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "你说啥呢" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "反正你也不是第一次了嘛" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "额咋不是第一次" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "我瞎说的" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "有你这么瞎说的嘛?额可都是为了你们呀" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "对对对,你为我们光荣献身" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "额又没有说要献身" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "那回头要洞房花烛夜,你爹在外头偷听,你不做出点牺牲,能蒙混过关吗" } ] }, { "id": "episode_25_chunk_15", "conversations": [ { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "哎呀,您的菜来啦" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "放这儿吧,谢谢啊" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "哎呀,这怎么敢当呢,只要您吃的满意,那我这份累就算没白挨" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "您要是不当跑堂的,真是浪费人才了" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "去去去,一边儿去,让我跟我们的新姑爷好好的亲近亲近" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "别老姑爷姑爷的啊,还没结婚呢" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "明儿不就是了吗,那要不起我再换个称呼,白爷" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "李大嘴呀,你到底有啥事儿?" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "其实爷没啥事,我就想让你帮我安排安排,我还想当镖师" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "那你就当去呀" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "你们都留这儿了,就我一人,我也不好意思去呀" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "哎呀,你还有不好意思干的事儿?你的意思是让我帮你去打个招呼是不是?" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "这多不好意思,你啥时候去打招呼" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "明天吧,怎么的我也得结了婚以后再说呀" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "是是是" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "但问题是,你一点武功都不会你去给人家当镖师你不坑人呢吗你" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "说的就是呢,所以我这不求你来了,你再教我两招" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "不可能,我这功夫都是祖传的,轻易不外传" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "那您把我当你自个儿家人不就完了吗,我认你当哥行吧?" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "你管谁叫哥呀,你那么打岁数管我叫哥,你好意思叫我还不好意思听呢" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "是不太合适是吧" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "不合适" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "那行,那我认你当我干大爷咋样,啊?大爷!" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "哎,等会儿,你可千万别侮辱我耳朵你" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "咋的啦,大爷" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "别别别,我怕了你了,你离我远点儿行不行,离我远点,救命啊救命啊" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "小郭小郭,你来的正好,一掌把这不要脸的给我拍死,快点儿,咋地了,咋的了" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "掌柜的说,她不结婚了" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "为啥呀" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "我这张贱嘴呀" } ] }, { "id": "episode_25_chunk_16", "conversations": [ { "from": "白展堂", "value": "结婚的事,为啥不结了?" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "不为啥,就是不想结了" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "咋的了" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "你能照顾额一辈子吗?" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "这有啥不能的,你啥意思啊" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "这个婚礼,对你来说也许只是一个仪式或者游戏,但它对额来说就意味着一个新的开始" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "什么新的开始呀?" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "开始过一种全新的生活呀,两个人在一起也许会吵架,但是一觉起来就和好如初,就像啥事都没有发生过一样~" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "那不成猪脑子了吗?你接着说" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "也许还会碰到一些难关,天灾呀人祸呀,或者生意越来越不好呀,但是一点都不用慌,因为心里头知道身边有一个人,会一直地陪着你,直到天荒地老~~" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "那不成俩老妖精了吗?" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "也许还会生两个孩子,一个男孩,一个女孩~" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "最好是龙凤胎,这样生气来方便" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "不是也无所谓,一回生二会熟嘛,男孩就教他学武功,女孩就教她学女红,等他俩长大了,咱俩也老了,心情不好就找他俩骂几句出出气,心情好了,就把咱俩年轻的故事讲给他俩听一听" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "我那点破事,还是不说为好" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "为啥呀?" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "我是个带罪之人,永世都不能翻身,我自己担惊受怕那是我活该,可如果把别人拖累上那是造孽" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "不是的" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "你要的那种生活,我永远都给不了你,结婚的事就算了吧,如果有一天我要路过汉中的话,我会来看你的" } ] }, { "id": "episode_25_chunk_17", "conversations": [ { "from": "佟伯达", "value": "莫掌门,你好" }, { "from": "莫小贝", "value": "好好好,您坐您先坐,那个,我有件事儿想跟你说" }, { "from": "佟伯达", "value": "啥事?" }, { "from": "莫小贝", "value": "就是,你能不能别让他俩结婚啦" }, { "from": "佟伯达", "value": "为啥吗?" }, { "from": "莫小贝", "value": "白大哥他配不上我嫂子" }, { "from": "佟伯达", "value": "哎呀,你懂个啥吗,我这,可没有不尊重你的意思啊,你千万莫往心里去啊" }, { "from": "莫小贝", "value": "不会的不会的,只要你别让他俩结婚,我就不记仇" }, { "from": "佟伯达", "value": "那你还是记吧,额们龙门镖局虽然算不上什么名门大派,但是,也绝不怕人威胁" }, { "from": "莫小贝", "value": "谁威胁你啦,我这也是为了我嫂子好嘛" }, { "from": "佟伯达", "value": "哎呀,你要是为了你嫂子好,就叫她嫁,她一个寡妇家,都这么大岁数了,能嫁出去,这都是前世修来的福" }, { "from": "莫小贝", "value": "好吧,我告诉你一个秘密,白大哥是贼" }, { "from": "佟伯达", "value": "啥?" }, { "from": "莫小贝", "value": "他就是传说中的盗圣白玉汤" }, { "from": "佟伯达", "value": "啊?那额也告诉你一个秘密,额就是传说中的盗帅楚留香" }, { "from": "莫小贝", "value": "别开玩笑了,我说的是真的,他,他还有块牌子呢" }, { "from": "佟伯达", "value": "那牌子呢?" }, { "from": "莫小贝", "value": "牌子他给弄丢了嘛,我要是骗你,我天打五雷轰" }, { "from": "佟伯达", "value": "可不敢胡说,可不敢胡说啊,莫掌门呀,你这是害怕你嫂子嫁人了就没人疼你了" }, { "from": "莫小贝", "value": "才不是呢,她不疼我,我自己会疼我自己" }, { "from": "佟伯达", "value": "你放心,她不管嫁给谁,她都会一如既往的心疼你,她要是敢欺负你,额就欺负死她" }, { "from": "莫小贝", "value": "真的?" }, { "from": "佟伯达", "value": "那还能假?来。拉勾" }, { "from": "莫小贝", "value": "拉勾就不用了,你把这个契约签了就行" }, { "from": "佟伯达", "value": "契约?" }, { "from": "莫小贝", "value": "对对对" }, { "from": "佟伯达", "value": "不许罚抄写,不许……哎呀,咋这么多的不许嘛?" }, { "from": "莫小贝", "value": "你到底签不签吧" }, { "from": "佟伯达", "value": "签,拿笔来" } ] }, { "id": "episode_25_chunk_18", "conversations": [ { "from": "白展堂", "value": "我们俩不结婚了,这是她的意见,跟我没有任何关系" }, { "from": "佟伯达", "value": "不象话,简直不象话,哎,你知道羞字咋写的吗?" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "哎呀,不要再问咧吗,额自己的事情,额自己会做主的" }, { "from": "佟伯达", "value": "你要会做主,至于落到今儿这个下场吗?啊" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "额今天是啥下场了,额现在挺好的,挺开心的" }, { "from": "佟伯达", "value": "你以为额没长眼睛,不行,今儿这个事啊额非问他不可" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "哎呀,跟他没有关系,你坐下好不好吗" }, { "from": "佟伯达", "value": "哎呀~" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "是额自己" }, { "from": "佟伯达", "value": "哎呀,你不想嫁,咱就不嫁了,你好好的哭一场,哭完了上路" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "上啥路?额回去了额这店咋办" }, { "from": "佟伯达", "value": "就撂到这儿,只要你平平安安的,高高兴兴的,比啥都好,瓜女子" } ] }, { "id": "episode_25_chunk_19", "conversations": [ { "from": "佟伯达", "value": "别忘了拿东西啊,走了啊,走了走了啊" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "行了,都别送了,以后到汉中找我玩,我做东啊" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "一路小心啊,赶紧找个师父学武功" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "瞎说啥呢,你信不信我拍你" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "掌柜的,你会去以后记得来封信啊" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "以后不要再欺负秀才了啊,额们在还能劝一劝,额们不在,他连救命都不敢喊了" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "小贝,到那边以后不许仗势欺人,听见没" }, { "from": "莫小贝", "value": "身边十几个镖师呢,不欺负人哪都白养啦?" }, { "from": "佟伯达", "value": "天黑之前要赶到十八里铺呢,走了" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "路上小心点儿啊,再见" }, { "from": "莫小贝", "value": "再见" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "再见啊" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "最后问你一句,额要的那种生活……" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "对不起,祝你幸福" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "你也是啊" }, { "from": "莫小贝", "value": "骑大马啦,骑大马啦" }, { "from": "佟伯达", "value": "你干什么呢?" }, { "from": "莫小贝", "value": "啊…………" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "小贝~" } ] }, { "id": "episode_25_chunk_20", "conversations": [ { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "别哭了啊" }, { "from": "佟伯达", "value": "女子,你忍着点啊,你看,额说不敢拽马尾巴,不敢拽马尾巴" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "行了行了,你不要管了,这事儿交给额" }, { "from": "佟伯达", "value": "好好好,额不管额不管" }, { "from": "莫小贝", "value": "我不要骑马了,我也不要去汉中了" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "哎呀,汉中多好,比咱这儿热闹多啦" }, { "from": "莫小贝", "value": "我这人不爱凑热闹" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "你个小丫头片子,大人决定的事儿还由得你了?" }, { "from": "莫小贝", "value": "你不……你不满意是吧,你不满意就打我好了,反正我哪也不去" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "再来劲儿我就罚你抄书,抄一千遍" }, { "from": "莫小贝", "value": "抄就抄,哪怕一万遍我也不去" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "为啥呀?" }, { "from": "莫小贝", "value": "现在多好呀,饿了,大嘴叔帮我做饭,累了,白大哥帮我捶背,困了,秀才帮我做功课" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "吕轻侯" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "给了钱的~我再也不敢了" }, { "from": "莫小贝", "value": "还有小郭姐姐,虽然脾气臭了点儿,但心地特善良还乐于助人" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "这话我爱听" }, { "from": "莫小贝", "value": "每次我打架,她都帮我出手,同学们见了她,就跟见了阎王似的" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "郭芙蓉" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "我跟她们同学闹着玩呢?" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "有这么闹的吗?" }, { "from": "莫小贝", "value": "还有我嫂子" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "说呀,额有什么好处,说给大家听一听嘛" }, { "from": "莫小贝", "value": "你啥都好,就有一点不好,老爱管着我" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "那叫玉不琢不成器" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "就是" }, { "from": "莫小贝", "value": "我才不要成器呢,我就想这么着呆下去,永远呆下去,永远不跟你们分开" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "展堂" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "你别问我,我从来就没说过我要去汉中" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "小郭" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "只要你不走,我就留下,直到把债还清为止" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "芙妹" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "侯哥,你还没表态呢" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "那有啥好说的,你留下我留下,大家都留下" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "哎哎哎,那那是你们啊,我还得去汉中呢,我一月三两银子呢" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "来,你来" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "干啥呀" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "我问你,你为啥掀我老底?" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "谁,谁掀你老底了?" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "还敢跟我装傻了你是不是?我告诉你,佟大爷都跟我说啦" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "哎呀,脱了,我说,你给我安上啊" } ] }, { "id": "episode_25_chunk_23", "conversations": [ { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "额跟展堂已经商量过了,额俩不打算大操大办了,我俩决定,找个房子,关起门来,拜个天地就行了" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "是" }, { "from": "佟伯达", "value": "可是……你俩可得想明白了" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "想明白了,您老放心吧" }, { "from": "佟伯达", "value": "行,要再变卦额可对你就不客气了啊" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "知道知道,我不是这样的人" }, { "from": "佟伯达", "value": "这额早就知道,要不额能把她交给你?有人说你是个盗圣,说的那个真呀,说你手里还有个啥牌子" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "谁造的谣这是?" }, { "from": "佟伯达", "value": "你不要管谁造的,不要影响内部团结嘛" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "对对对" }, { "from": "佟伯达", "value": "你现闪一下,额跟女婿单独说个话,走嘛,额看你是皮松了" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "大爷大爷,使不得使不得,你吓唬她呢" }, { "from": "佟伯达", "value": "来来来,额跟你说,这个结婚啊,就跟驯马一个样,这毛顺了捋一把,毛要不顺就朝死里打,额说的是驯马,对她你可要手下留情" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "这我懂我懂,我一切都听您的" }, { "from": "佟伯达", "value": "这样吧,额去买点好酒,回来咱俩单独喝啊" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "行" }, { "from": "佟伯达", "value": "好,那额去买去了啊" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "大爷慢走啊哎呀,我的老丈母娘啊,你是怎么活到今天的呢?难不成也练过铁布衫?" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "新姑爷在呢,我给你做饭去啊" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "站住,过来" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "咋的了?" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "我问你,你为啥掀我老底?" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "谁,谁掀你老底了?" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "还敢跟我装傻了你是不是?我告诉你,佟大爷都跟我说啦" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "哎呀,脱了,我说,你给我安上啊" } ] }, { "id": "episode_25_chunk_24", "conversations": [ { "from": "佟伯达", "value": "好好,美得很" }, { "from": "莫小贝", "value": "好的差不多了,我拆了吧,我都快饿死了,咱开始吧" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "等等,等等,芙蓉还没回来呢" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "她干啥去了" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "说是去买鞭炮去了,一下午不见人……" }, { "from": "佟伯达", "value": "那额看,咱就不等了啊,给她留上一杯喜酒也就行了,开始吧" }, { "from": "莫小贝", "value": "开始开始" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "那个,一拜天地,二拜高堂,夫妻对拜" }, { "from": "佟伯达", "value": "齐活儿,额看新郎新娘入洞房" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "这就入了?谢谢谢谢,谢谢啊,谢谢谢谢,谢谢啊" }, { "from": "佟伯达", "value": "好,你们喝着,额就先走了" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "你干啥去,去哪儿呀?" }, { "from": "佟伯达", "value": "收拾行李呀,回汉中,置办嫁妆去" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "那行,我也回去收拾行李" }, { "from": "佟伯达", "value": "哎,你慢着,你走啥,你留下,帮着额闺女跟女婿把客栈料理好啊" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "别别别,老爷子,厨子好找,那你说镖师多难请啊" }, { "from": "佟伯达", "value": "胡说,额那镖局啥都缺,就是不缺镖师,你留下,有啥事跟额女婿商量着啊可不敢胡撂蹶子,你要是撂蹶子他就把你往死了抽,对了,你去帮额收拾行李,额就亲自喂马去,你慢慢吃着,额走了啊" } ] }, { "id": "episode_25_chunk_25", "conversations": [ { "from": "白展堂", "value": "早知道这么简单,咱俩还担心啥呀,早点结了多好,其实刚才在拜天地的时候,我就在想,结婚啊也许就是这么简单,你要的这种生活,根本就没有我想像的那么复杂,如果你不嫌弃的话,咱俩就真结了吧" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "你说什么?" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "你你你……" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "你不要点我穴啊,不许说出去啊,这是掌柜的叫我干的" } ] }, { "id": "episode_25_chunk_26", "conversations": [ { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "那回头要洞房花烛夜,你爹在外面偷听,你不做出点牺牲,能蒙混过关吗" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "小郭,你帮我参加婚礼吧" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "这怎么可能呢?" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "这咋不可能?这只是一个仪式,又不是真结,这可是你说的" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "可是,可是大姐,我没经验" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "额也没有经验,你要是不答应,那额只有回汉中了" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "那你自己结不行吗?" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "小郭,这对你来说,只是一个仪式,但对额来说意义太重大了,你明白吗?" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "行!那我答应你,那你也得答应我,这事儿只有天知地知你知我知" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "额答应你。你要结婚了~" } ] }, { "id": "episode_25_chunk_27", "conversations": [ { "from": "白展堂", "value": "她,她,她怎么这样?" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "嘘,小点声,白大哥我求求你,这件事千万不要让秀才知道,否则我就完蛋啦" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "好" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "你去哪儿啊?" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "快来人呐,闹洞房啦,来人啦" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "老白~新娘子转过来看看啊" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "转过来呀,害啥臊呀?转过来给大家看看来" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "这这是怎么回事啊,啊?" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "啊~~~~~" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "行了,别叫了,掌柜的你出来吧,别藏了" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "在哪儿呢?" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "在客房躲着呢" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "佟湘玉,你给我出来" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "不好意思,确实是额让她干的" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "怎么会是这样啊?怎么会是这个样子,啊?" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "秀才你别着急,我出去跟你解释啊。对了,刚才老白说他是真的想娶你,走走走" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "展堂,这是真的吗?" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "那是刚才,我现在改主意了" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "为啥?" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "我原本以为婚姻很简单,可我没想到,它太复杂了,复杂得让人难以想象" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "展堂~~" } ] }, { "id": "episode_26_chunk_0", "conversations": [ { "from": "莫小贝", "value": "这里的山路十八弯~~小郭姐姐。" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "哎,哎,哎~~。掌柜的你看。" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "哎~。 " }, { "from": "莫小贝", "value": "不要过来啊,再走一步我就把它全嗑喽。" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "谁让你偷吃零食的?" }, { "from": "莫小贝", "value": "谁说是偷吃零食,这是我的权利。" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "谁给你的权利?" }, { "from": "莫小贝", "value": "那好,请您看看这个。。仔细着点啊。" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "展堂念一下。" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "不许罚抄写,不许叫早床,不许揪小辫,不许没收零食………" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "哼哼,你说不许就不许了。。" }, { "from": "莫小贝", "value": "那~请您看看下面签名。" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "佟伯达。这哪儿倒霉孩子?找不自在呢!" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "你才找不自在!,佟伯达是我爹。" }, { "from": "食客", "value": "倒酒" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "噢,来了。" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "见笑了啊。他是啥时候签的字呀?" }, { "from": "莫小贝", "value": "这你甭管,照做就行了呗。" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "嗨呀,你别以为拿他就能吓得住我们啊。" }, { "from": "莫小贝", "value": "吓不住啊,那好,等他下次来,咱们重点谈谈那假结婚的事儿。。" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "喂喂喂,谁说我们是假结婚啊?" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "喂,老白!" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "我跟你小郭姐姐是天造地设,情投意合。" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "老白我警告你…." }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "算算算了。" }, { "from": "莫小贝", "value": "哟,那你对我嫂子就是虚情假意,始乱终弃喽。" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "我…." }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "你你你只管去吧,我再也不会管你了。以后求我管我也不会管了。" }, { "from": "莫小贝", "value": "替我谢谢您全家。" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "不客气。" }, { "from": "莫小贝", "value": "这里的山路十八弯…" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "展堂,看看去。" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "看她干啥?" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "她要是玩疯了,惹出什么乱子来,谁给她收拾。" }, { "from": "食客", "value": "掌柜的,菜。" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "哎,好。" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "看那熊孩子跟我小时候一摸一样。" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "只可惜~我跟老白不太一样。" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "说什么呐?" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "你跟他天造地设,那我算什么?" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "哎呀哎呀,还会吃醋啦,呵呵。哎呀,我那不是没办法的办法嘛,你以为我乐意呀。" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "你不乐意,谁敢逼你呀,哼。" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "行,你爱怎么想怎么想,我就这样了!" }, { "from": "食客", "value": "来壶酒。 " }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "好吧,就这样吧。我以后再也不管你了!" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "哼,那太好了,替我谢谢你全家啊。" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "我家就我一个。" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "那就谢一百遍,一千遍,一万遍,一万……后边什么来着?" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "十万。" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "哎,你俩最近怎么的了,咋老吵架呢?啊?" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "还不是结婚那事,别别扭扭一直闹到现在。" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "这件事归根到底也是你不对。哎呀,是我是我,我没有事先考虑到这个问题的严重性嘛。" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "严重什么呀。大不了分手呗。" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "哎,你可不要胡说。要是为了这个事分手,那我不就成罪人了嘛?" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "你以为呐?!我也吃不下了。" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "不吃了!" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "哦呀,小两口过日子这吵架是正常的,但是吵了架怎么收场,这可是一门学问。" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "秀才。秀才。吕秀才。吕~轻~侯!算了,没耐心了。" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "等等,门是木头做的。" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "我的心是肉做的。" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "咦,这…芙妹………" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "等会儿等会儿,先别急着哭了,把饭吃了吧。哟,哟,你慢点吃,别噎着你。你不生气了吧?" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "不吃了,你拿回去吧。" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "哇噻,你都吃成这个样子了,我怎么往回拿?" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "随便你了。" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "喂,你不是说要和我一起慢慢变老,坐着摇椅慢慢摇么?" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "那是以前,你没有嫁人的时候!" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "我现在也没有嫁人嘛!哦~就是拜了个天地,又没有办户籍。" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "拜天地也不行,举头三尺有神明的,我家先人都在天上看着呢。" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "哇噻,那就拜托你们老人家,千万别要往死了整我!" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "去去去!我们家里人都是读过书的,知书达理。" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "那不就得了,侯哥~~" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "不行,我咽不下这口气!" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "你到底想怎么样嘛?" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "让老白写张东西。" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "写什么东西呀?" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "休书。" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "休,休书?休…." }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "休书?!" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "秀才已经写好了,你只要在这签个名就行了。就签一下就行了。" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "哼,别逗啦,咱俩结婚才几天啊,我就把你休了,那不成畜生了?怎么着也得等几年吧。" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "白展堂!" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "你叫我什么?我提醒你啊,你应该管我叫相公。这么大一姑娘了,怎么一点礼貌都不懂呀?" }, { "from": "食客", "value": "掌柜的,茶。" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "哎,来了。哎呀,展堂,这都啥时候了,就不要和她开玩笑了。" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "谁跟她开玩笑了?她,我娶的媳妇,如花美眷,就这么一张纸就把我给打发了?天底下哪有这么容易的事儿?" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "那…那你想要什么你就直说嘛。" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "嗯…帮我揉揉肩。" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "好,揉肩…." }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "嗯,舒服!再捶捶背。" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "哎,捶捶背…." }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "哎哟,好。这么好的媳妇我要是还给他了,那我不成二傻子了吗?哎哟哟!" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "再敢胡说八道,我就一掌拍死你!" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "吓唬谁呢?你这是求人的态度么?" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "我,我错了还不行么?白大哥您大人有大量,您不要往心里去,秀才对这件事情很认真的呀!" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "那你就叫秀才过来跟我谈。" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "白大哥,我求求你…你就休了我吧!!" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "听见没有听见没有?蜜月休妻要遭天谴的!" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "不会的不会的,我会跟上天解释清楚的。" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "解释啥呀?人都没了,敢情劈的不是你了!" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "好吧,你不想签就算了…不好意思,麻烦你了。" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "你也是的,签就签呗。这是为了他俩好,老天劈你干啥?" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "我这是找个借口知道啥叫患难见真情么?我这是给他俩提供个机会。" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "啥机会呀?" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "互相考验呐。如果连这道坎都过去了,以后再怎么吵都没事了。" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "那万一把他俩拆散了咋办?" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "你放心吧,实在要是收不住啊,我就把休书一签,皆大欢喜。你就等着小郭来感谢我吧。" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "哎~,咋了这是?" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "怎么了?" }, { "from": "莫小贝", "value": "我功课忘了做,先生用戒尺打我手心!" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "先生太过分了。" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "真是的呀。" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "如果是我的话直接拿刀剁。" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "去!先生咋出手这么狠,把手都打肿了…" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "肿了就对了,多打两次她就记住了,这孩子就欠打。" } ] }, { "id": "episode_26_chunk_1", "conversations": [ { "from": "莫小贝", "value": "啊~~!你打死我算了!" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "这话你留到课堂上说去。" }, { "from": "莫小贝", "value": "小郭姐姐…." }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "别招我,烦着呢。" }, { "from": "莫小贝", "value": "就一篇嘛,你写完我就不烦你了。" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "帮你做功课….有什么好处呀?" }, { "from": "莫小贝", "value": "你想要什么好处?" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "我想….让你帮我个忙。" }, { "from": "莫小贝", "value": "嗯。" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "你就去找白大哥说要他帮你的忙,这样他帮你的忙同时呢也就帮了我的忙。" }, { "from": "莫小贝", "value": "帮,帮什么忙?到底谁帮谁的忙啊?" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "哟,客官,来来来,里边请。您有日子没来了呵?来来,坐坐坐。" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "都几点了还不上学?" }, { "from": "莫小贝", "value": " 白大哥,我有几篇功课没做好,先生他让我找家长签字,我不敢找我嫂子签…." }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "噢,所以你想让我帮你签,是不是?" }, { "from": "莫小贝", "value": "对对对,白大哥,您就帮帮忙吧。等我长大以后,我一定当牛作马伺候您。" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "那用不着,以后你乖点儿,听点儿你嫂子话比啥都强。" }, { "from": "莫小贝", "value": "嗯,我一定乖。来,你签这就行,每一页都得签啊。" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "佟字咋写呀?" }, { "from": "莫小贝", "value": "你得签你自己的名呀。" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "为啥呀?" }, { "from": "莫小贝", "value": "我嫂子的笔迹先生他知道。" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "噢。" }, { "from": "莫小贝", "value": "你犹豫什么呐?赶快签呐。" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "咱可说好了啊,万一要是出事儿,不许把我供出去。" }, { "from": "莫小贝", "value": "哎呀,您放心吧。回头我还说是秀才。" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "好,就这么定了。成了。" }, { "from": "莫小贝", "value": "小郭姐姐,成了!" } ] }, { "id": "episode_26_chunk_2", "conversations": [ { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "我没找你,我找秀才。" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "哦,秀才也睡了。啊,他没睡…不是,到底你睡没睡呀?" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "哦,这们晚了郭小姐有啥事儿么?" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "你把这些东西吃了。" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "我凭什么要听你的?你叫我吃我就吃啊?" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "我数到三,你不吃我就倒了。一,二…我真的会倒的!" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "无所谓呀,你倒就倒好了,没什么事儿我先回去了啊。" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "吕秀才,你不要敬酒不吃吃罚酒啊。" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "我又不喝酒的喽,哼哼。" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "你过来吃了吃了…" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "啊疼疼疼!母夜叉又行凶打人啦……掌柜的,掌柜,她,她打我,她。" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "既然如此…就罚你一个月不许吃饭!" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "为什么呀?" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "因为小郭是个好姑娘,你如果不欺负她,她是不会打你。" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "你,你们……." }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "你们太过分了,哪有你们这么欺负人的!" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "哎哟,我欺负秀才,跟你有什么关系呀?" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "对呀。" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "我是路见不平,拔刀相助。" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "我问你,这餐盘是咋回事呀?" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "我怕他饿死,没人给他收尸。" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "你放心,秀才的身体棒的很。把餐盘端走。" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "哎,不行,不行!" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "我点你了啊,去!" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "你们欺负人,你们欺负人!你们干嘛呀!" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "放手。" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "罚他半年不许吃饭。" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "干嘛呀…." }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "小郭,小郭,没事儿,没事儿,不哭不哭,我几顿不吃没关系的。" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "那你要把身体饿坏了怎么办?瘫在床上谁照顾你?" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "我,真的,不哭不哭不哭….我,我身体没事的,没关系,不哭啊。" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "你看你看,这多好,省得受那么多苦。" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "哟,既然彼此还都喜欢着,用的着这样么?装得那么矜持,那么冷漠,心疼的跟针扎的似的,脸上还装得毫无表情,不难受么?" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "到底难不难受?哎,这就对了。" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "可是,可是我们已经分手了。" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "那刚才就算重新开始,怎么样啊?哎哟,总算办完了一件事。哎哟,吃饭吃饭,我饿得受不了了。" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "我陪你吃啊,玉。" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "讨厌…" } ] }, { "id": "episode_26_chunk_3", "conversations": [ { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "看什么看,没有看过人家扫地啊?" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "就喜欢看你扫地。你累不累?要不你歇会儿,我给你倒碗水去。" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "好啊好啊。" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "哎哟!" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "哎呀,你没事儿没事吧侯哥?烫着没有?" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "哎哟,旧账本子弄湿了。" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "哎呀,你别割伤手啊,我来我来," }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "那咋办呢?那账本,那得一页页地擦呢。" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "我来擦我来擦,你小心一点儿。你去那边算帐吧。" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "嘿,这回高兴了是吧?" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "哎呀,不像那天似的说人家了?" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "说什么啦?" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "说小郭呀,粗鄙庸俗,自私绝顶,还是嫁过人的" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "是。" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "怎么的啦?没人呀。" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "还说在街上随便拉一个都比她强一百八十倍。去那儿算帐啊?你这不算着呢嘛?" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "哎呀,还说认识她是你瞎了眼,娶头驴都比娶她强,有这事吧?" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "你说喜欢她是你一生中最大的败笔,这不都你说的么?" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "我问你,知不知道错现在?知道了…." }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "事情不是你想象的那样…." }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "你放心吧,经过那些事以后,我不会再怪你了。" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "哎呀,把我汗都吓出来了。" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "但是我真的觉得我们不太适合当情侣。" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "啊?" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "更不适合当夫妻。从今往后,咱们还是作朋友吧,吕先生。" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "芙妹……." }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "对不起,以后请叫我郭小姐。" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "哎~" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "秀才,秀才,来来来,别伤心,啊。" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "想握着你那双温暖小手,想牵着你四处停停走走,天热了睡凉席,天冷了加件衣,so let’s party……." } ] }, { "id": "episode_26_chunk_8", "conversations": [ { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "嗨~" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "干啥呀?进来也不吱一声儿,吓我一身汗。" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "那我给你擦一下喽。" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "哎呀呀呀。" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "你过来。" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "你干啥?我还得睡觉呢!" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "别动!给你擦擦汗嘛。睡觉前喝杯酒,安神的。" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "告诉你啊,少来这套,否则对你不客气。" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "那你就动手喽,你怎么忍心呀?" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "郭芙蓉,请你自重。" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "我为什么自重啊?我是你明媒正娶的首席娘子哎。" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "你到底想干啥?" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "哼哼,把你欠我的通通拿回来喽。" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "你说那封休书呀?我是不会签的。" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "我说的不是休书。" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "那是啥?" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "傻小子,我们拜过天地以后,接下来是什么项目啊?" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "是….放鞭炮?这个点儿了,不让放炮。" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "那放完炮呢?" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "放完炮以后…" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "是喝交杯酒,然后洞房花烛!" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "侯,侯哥…." }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "恭喜二位了啊,春宵一刻值千金,我就不打搅你们了!" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "哎,别…." }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "喔,演砸喽!" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "回头找你算帐!" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "小心呐,娘子~~哼,睡觉。" } ] }, { "id": "episode_26_chunk_9", "conversations": [ { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "吕秀才你给我出来!" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "事情已经是这样了,还有什么好说的?" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "你明知道我那是计嘛!" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "对呀,美人计!" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "吕秀才你要再不出来我就踹门了!" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "请你自重。" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "你到底长没长脑子啊你?" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "对,我没长脑子,你长了!你吃着碗里的看着锅里的,你多有脑子啊!" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "我,我,我看谁了我?我要不是为了你,我能这样吗?你以为我愿意啊?" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "那,那你跟他真的没什么?" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "你连这点信任都不肯给我吗?" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "那倒也不是…." }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "皇天在上,我郭芙蓉要是对白展堂有一点儿好感,就让我死…." }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "Don’t speak anything. I trust you." }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "嗯!你,你说什么?" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "我相信你。" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "让老白跟他的休书见鬼去吧!" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "你这话我可不爱听了啊。我这也是为了你们俩好啊。" }, { "from": "莫小贝", "value": "嗨,你们还没睡觉呐?" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "大人说话呢,小孩别跟着掺和,快去。" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "回去睡觉去。" }, { "from": "莫小贝", "value": "喔,那我先回去睡去了啊。你也早点回来睡啊,白大嫂。" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "等等!白大嫂?!" }, { "from": "莫小贝", "value": "是她叫我说的…" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "谁?" }, { "from": "莫小贝", "value": "她!" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "你………" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "不是,你听我解释,不是…" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "有什么好解释的啊?你早点休息吧,白大嫂!" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "你听我说嘛………" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "这回可真跟我没关系!" } ] }, { "id": "episode_26_chunk_11", "conversations": [ { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "这就是你造的孽。迟早叫雷劈了!" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "我也不知道能成这样啊。你看这休书写的成吗?" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "就是它了,赶紧给小郭送去吧。" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "那她要不接受咋办?" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "那你就养她一辈子呗。" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "那你咋办哪?再说了,那声大嫂,是小贝喊的,又不是我叫的。" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "小贝乖的很,就算犯了什么错也是别人教的!" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "噢,那她让我冒充家长签字也是别人教的?" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "啥时候的事情?" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "就昨天。哎,正好回来了,你问她自己。过来。" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "莫小贝?" }, { "from": "莫小贝", "value": "我,我知道错了,我这就回去,抄五百遍三字经。" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "哎哎哎~你没事吧你,啊?学会这么自觉了?" }, { "from": "莫小贝", "value": "嫂子,以后你还是多管管我吧," }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "为啥呀?" }, { "from": "莫小贝", "value": "这几天你不管我,先生老罚我站,打我手心同学们欺负我,我也不敢还手,恨死我了…" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "管你也可以,但是那张契约…" }, { "from": "莫小贝", "value": "噢,我不要了,不过,这一条我得留着。" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "啊?还留了一条?不许没收零食?" }, { "from": "莫小贝", "value": "嗯。小郭姐姐给我买了好多零食,我想吃完了再改。" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "嘿嘿,她还有那么好心。" }, { "from": "莫小贝", "value": "对呀,她早上出门的时候,把所有钱都给我了。还说什么,反正以后也用不上了,她觉着活着也没啥意思了。" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "啊?" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "哎呀,客气啥呀,都自己人儿,以后有啥事儿说一声,啊。白大哥…干啥呀?" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "还不赶紧闭嘴!" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "闭啥嘴呀,人家谢谢我呢。不客气啊。" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "谢你个死人脑袋!" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "掌柜的,以后我就和你一起守寡了。" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "欢迎欢迎。" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "嗯,和你一起终身不嫁。" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "哦……不欢迎。快快快,你自己守着,咱走吧。" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "芙妹………" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "以后请叫我郭小姐。" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "芙…复何求呀。呵呵,这正是我要的结果。哈哈哈…." } ] }, { "id": "episode_26_chunk_15", "conversations": [ { "from": "莫小贝", "value": "小郭姐姐…小郭姐姐?白大嫂!这,这些都是你教我说的,也不能全怪我嘛…" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "我不怪你。" }, { "from": "莫小贝", "value": "啊?" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "要怪,是怪我自己命不好。不,怪我命好。煮熟的鸭子都让我给飞了。" }, { "from": "莫小贝", "value": "煮熟的鸭子怎么会飞呢?翅膀也没了…" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "莫小贝!!!" }, { "from": "莫小贝", "value": "啊,飞了,飞了飞了…." }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "回来!" }, { "from": "莫小贝", "value": "哦,回来回来回来…." }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "走!" }, { "from": "莫小贝", "value": "哦,走走走….小郭姐姐,你到底想怎么样嘛?" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "我要谢谢你…." }, { "from": "莫小贝", "value": "啥啥,啥玩意儿啊?你要谢谢我?" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "谢你帮我恢复自由身啊。" }, { "from": "莫小贝", "value": "自由?自由了呵,自由了自由了…你这是哭还是笑啊?" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "是笑!发自内心的笑…." }, { "from": "莫小贝", "value": "那你这眼泪?" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "我困了。小贝啊,你听姐姐一句话,将来长大了以后,千万别嫁读书人!" } ] }, { "id": "episode_26_chunk_21", "conversations": [ { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "哎呀,小郭你是打定主意不回头了?" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "要是你,你会回么?" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "那得看是什么情况呢。像你俩这种事,我,说回就回。" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "不可能,我就这么跟你说吧,咱这儿的某位仁兄呀…." }, { "from": "莫小贝", "value": "哪位仁兄呀?" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "那位仁兄,知道我说的是谁吧?" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "知道,知道。" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "他要老不相信你,老觉得你在外头跟别人那个…" }, { "from": "莫小贝", "value": "哪个呀?知之为知之,不知为不知,是知也…" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "你说你要碰到这种情况,你该怎么办?" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "想想啊……他要老是觉得我在外头那个,那就说明他在意我啊,那我为啥不回头呢?小郭,你俩好不容易在一起,你要好好珍惜呢。" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "行了行了,你别说了,说什么也没用。这事儿,就这么着了。" }, { "from": "莫小贝", "value": "就这么着啊?哦,我说的是功课。" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "这么快就做完了?拿过来我看看。" } ] }, { "id": "episode_26_chunk_23", "conversations": [ { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "芙妹…" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "你来干什么?" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "老白已经把事情的经过跟我讲了,对不起,我错怪你了。" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "那,那什么,休书你先拿着,休书。" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "拿着。" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "哎,你撕它…." }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "这个东西对我来说已经不再需要了。" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "为什么呀?" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "我已经彻底想明白了。什么天长地久,什么海誓山盟,通通都是靠不住的!" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "靠得住,靠得住。" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "如果靠得住的话,你会连这点信任都不给我吗?说分手你就分手,这样的感情真的太脆弱了,如果连这点考验都经不住的话,我真的很难想象以后怎么和你经历风雨。" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "我,我错了。" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "你用不着道歉。从今往后,你是你,我是我,再也没有任何瓜葛了。" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "别别别,芙妹…" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "掌柜的,以后我就和你一起守寡了。" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "欢迎欢迎。" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "嗯,和你一起终身不嫁。" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "哦……不欢迎。快快快,你自己守着,咱走吧。" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "芙妹………" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "以后请叫我郭小姐。" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "芙…复何求呀。呵呵,这正是我要的结果。哈哈哈…." } ] }, { "id": "episode_26_chunk_24", "conversations": [ { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "一段感情竟然就此结束,内心深处刹那之间感到好无助,好想问你离开以后,还是否像我一样会有些难过,AHA,HOLD ON, LET ME CHECK THE BEAT" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "爱了多久,恨了多久,明明相爱却要分手,命运让人难以琢磨,想要对你说,未来日子你多珍重,美好回忆我会铭记,把它当作宝贵经历 好啦 好啦" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "yeah, 独自彷徨,终止感情游戏,让爱的感觉就此远离,SO LET`S PARTY" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "忘掉过去,yeah,把爱放在心的角落里,CAN YOU SEE OH,CAN YOU SEE" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "想握着你那双温暖小手,想牵着你四处停停走走" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "天热了睡凉席,天冷了加件衣" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "温柔眼神和轻声细语转眼变成美丽的回忆,好啦好啦好啦……" } ] }, { "id": "episode_26_chunk_25", "conversations": [ { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "好啦好啦好啦,好啦…" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "秀才,别喝了,别喝了。" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "干嘛呀?" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "你心里难受,我知道。别喝了。" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "我哪难受了?我我我看上去像难受吗,啊?小曲唱着,小酒喝着,我怎么难受了?我难受我咋不流泪呢?" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "也不知道谁昨晚在被窝里偷摸儿哭了一宿。" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "李秀莲…" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "叫我啥呢?" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "昨晚是昨晚,今儿已经想通了。" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "想通啥啦?" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "就她那么个女人,不值当!谁在乎她呀。" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "小点声,小郭在院里呢!" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "已经分手了怕什么?她以为她是谁呀?" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "大嘴!" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "你在我眼里是最美,每一个笑容都让我沉醉,你的笑,你的美…." }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "她那个样子,粗鄙,庸俗,自私透顶!真是,随便找个人都比她强一百八十倍,真的…. 还是个嫁过人的!我告诉你,我认识你我算是瞎了眼了!我娶头驴也比她强,真的,比她强!比她强!比她强!!" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "嚎嚎嚎,嚎个头啊!" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "那啥,我们错了,我们,我们改…" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "嘁。" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "喊哪,你接着喊,你喊不了我帮你喊。" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "好,你帮我喊。就喊,我喜欢你是我这辈子最大的败笔。喊呐,喊呐,喊呐!" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "秀才~" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "要么喊要么出去,我数到三,一,二….他们走了…独自彷徨,中止感情游戏,让爱的感觉就此远离,so let’s party, can u see?can u see…" } ] }, { "id": "episode_26_chunk_26", "conversations": [ { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "哎呀,小郭你是打定主意不回头了?" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "要是你,你会回么?" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "那得看是什么情况呢。像你俩这种事,我,说回就回。" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "行了行了,你别说了,说什么也没用。这事儿,就这么着了。" }, { "from": "莫小贝", "value": "就这么着啊?哦,我说的是功课。" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "这么快就做完了?拿过来我看看。" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "掌柜的,你还是过去看看去。" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "咋啦?" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "秀才他不吃饭。" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "那,那,那就给他硬塞进去啊。" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "这不大好吧?" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "有什么不好的呀?人是铁,饭是钢,一顿不吃饿得慌。不吃饭算怎么回事儿?" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "不是,他是心情不好。" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "心情是心情,肠胃是肠胃,他要不吃,你就给他熬点玉米粥,直接灌进去。" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "行了,你甭管了。实在不行我就送医了。行,你回去睡吧,有事明天再说。哎,你替我问小贝好啊。" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "看出来了吧?她还是惦记着他的。" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "她是惦记着他,可他未必惦记着她呀。" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "他不惦记她,是因为她先不惦记他。如果她还惦记着他,那他肯定还会惦记着她。" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "那怎么能让他知道她还惦记着他呢?" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "呵呵,那就得咱俩出马呀。让她知道他还惦记着她。" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "指反了。" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "喔。让他知道她还惦记着他。" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "你这不还是反的么?" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "你来。" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "让他知道,他还惦记着她。" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "这也不对吧?他惦记着她…." }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "哎呀,观众明白就行了。" } ] }, { "id": "episode_26_chunk_27", "conversations": [ { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "哎呀。哎哟,哎~舒服。哎,不用再送了,回屋休息去吧。" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "我…没打算送你。" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "那你出来干啥呀?" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "哦…有点饿了,我到厨房找点吃的。" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "不要晚上吃那么多东西,对肠胃不好。" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "行了行了,你抠门也有个限度。去睡觉吧,啊。睡吧睡吧。祝你作个好梦。" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "谁呀?这么晚都睡了。" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "哦,我。" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "哎,咋的了?" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "他…吃了没?" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "没呢。不是,掌柜的不是说不让管了么?" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "她说不管,你就真的不管呀?" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "不,那还能咋的呀?他要不吃,我也不能往嘴里硬塞呀。" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "那你就给他熬点粥,直接灌进去。那,总比不吃强吧?" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "行了,你甭管了。实在不行我就送医了。行,你回去睡吧,有事明天再说。哎,你替我问小贝好啊。" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "看出来了吧?她还是惦记着他的。" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "她是惦记着他,可他未必惦记着她呀。" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "他不惦记她,是因为她先不惦记他。如果她还惦记着他,那他肯定还会惦记着她。" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "那怎么能让他知道她还惦记着他呢?" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "呵呵,那就得咱俩出马呀。让她知道他还惦记着她。" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "指反了。" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "喔。让他知道她还惦记着他。" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "你这不还是反的么?" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "你来。" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "让他知道,他还惦记着她。" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "这也不对吧?他惦记着她…." }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "哎呀,观众明白就行了。" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "去你的。" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "真明白,人家早就明白了。" } ] }, { "id": "episode_26_chunk_31", "conversations": [ { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "不是,他是心情不好。" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "心情是心情,肠胃是肠胃,他要不吃,你就给他熬点玉米粥,直接灌进去。" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "用不着,不吃就不吃,先饿他两顿,饿极了我看他吃不吃。" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "不是,掌柜的,那饿坏了身子咋办呐?" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "饿坏了,我养着他。你回去告诉秀才啊,苦肉计没有用,以后少跟我们来这一套。" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "不是,掌柜的,你看…." }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "去吧,以后要有这种事情,不用来汇报了啊。你也不要管他啊,他想咋就咋!" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "哎,不是,哎,这…………" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "咋了咋了,心疼了?" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "别逗了,我心疼他?" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "不心疼就好,来来来,把麻线缠好。哎呀,这人呀,就跟这个麻线一样,你不收拾它,它就乱糟糟的一团,你要一收拾它,它马上就老实了。你听我说话了没有?" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "听了听了。" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "我要是你,折腾不死他。" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "行了,你自己慢慢弄吧。" } ] }, { "id": "episode_26_chunk_32", "conversations": [ { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "我算算啊…" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "连个日子都记不清楚还有脸当帐房?" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "我,我…." }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "哎,你还学会顶嘴了?" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "没有啊。" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "我说你顶嘴,你说没有,你这不是顶嘴么?" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "我,我还是闭嘴吧我。" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "哟,还学会当面一套,背后一套了啊。" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "哪有啊?" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "那我这样说你,你是不是觉得无理取闹?" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "觉得。不不不,不觉得。" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "你这不是当面一套,背后一套嘛?" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "我招你惹你了?" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "啊,你还学会大呼小叫了啊?来人呐,秀才造反啦。" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "来了来了,怎么回事儿?" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "展堂,你可来了。秀,秀才他,他吼我。把我给吓得呀,小心肝噗嗵跳。" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "秀才…" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "啊?" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "你自己不开心,就想让我们所有人都跟着你不开心,是不是?" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "我,我没有啊,我哪有啊?问她,她可以证明,我…." }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "我证明。秀才确实吼掌柜的来着。" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "郭芙蓉!" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "你听你听,他刚才就是这么吼我的。再这样下去我这颗脆弱的心,迟早要给他吓停了。" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "我看她能坚持到啥时候去。" } ] }, { "id": "episode_26_chunk_33", "conversations": [ { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "这日子还让不让人过了!子啊,行行好,带我走了吧!" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "这又咋的了这是?" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "他们合着伙欺负我!" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "谁欺负你了,跟哥说。" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "掌柜的,还有老白。" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "哥帮你!揉揉。行啦,忍一时风平浪静,退一步海枯石烂,啊。" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "是海阔天空。" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "你知道啊。那行了,不用我说了" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "大嘴…" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "啊?" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "但她也太过分了。" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "哎呀,她是掌柜的,过分点也是应该的啊。" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "我不是说掌柜的,是郭芙蓉。他们欺负我,而她呢?她…" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "她也跟着起哄架秧子了?" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "那倒也不是。但她袖手旁观,还不肯给我作证。" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "哦。那,那对此我表示深切地同情和哀悼啊。" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "哀悼?" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "哀悼你那段逝去的感情。默哀,三分钟够不?" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "够啦!" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "那行,再祭点儿酒。" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "好好,让我死了算了,我一头撞死!" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "死死死,死去死去,恕不远送一路顺风,死去,死去。" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "人心不古,世态炎凉。刹那间连你都不理我了,我什么都没了…" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "吕轻侯!你要是条汉子你就给我振作起来,你让他们所有人都看到,你不是谁都能伤到的!" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "我能做到么?" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "有哥在啊!背后默默地支持你,啊。你一定行的,相信我,没错的,啊。" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "我倒要看看,他们还有什么手段。" } ] }, { "id": "episode_26_chunk_34", "conversations": [ { "from": "莫小贝", "value": "嫂子~开饭了,你快来呀。" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "来啦来啦。" }, { "from": "莫小贝", "value": "哎呀,饿死我了。" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "行了行了,不要假忙活了,吃饭了吃饭了。展堂把汤盛上,小郭把酒倒上,秀才….继续干活。" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "为什么呀?" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "你不是说你不想吃饭吗?" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "我我我现在改过来了。从今天起我一顿不拉。" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "对不起,我们没做你的饭。" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "对。" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "那,那吃菜也行。" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "放下!吃啥?就这么几盘菜你吃了我们吃啥呀?" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "那,那,那喝汤也行。" }, { "from": "莫小贝", "value": "哎,这汤我全包了。谁要跟我抢我跟谁急啊。" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "哎哟,这才是我的小贝呢。" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "早就料到你们有这一手了,不就是干活么,你们等着。" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "来,咱吃咱的。" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "干活喽干活喽。" }, { "from": "莫小贝", "value": "秀才…." }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": " 这是咱的秀才么?你还让不让人吃饭了?你到厨房重新做一顿去!" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "凭什么呀?我这是跟小贝学的。上次喝那个莲子粥啊,她就是这么用鸡毛掸子害我的。结果,她把那粥全喝了,我一口都没喝上。今天你们也可以把它全吃了,我一口都不吃。" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "小贝的这件事情谁看见了?" }, { "from": "莫小贝", "value": "没有人啊。" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "谁听见了?" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "我是没听见。" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "谁能证明?" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "做饭去,要不就开除你。" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "这样吧,只要你能找到一个证人,来证明你刚才所说的话,这顿饭你就不用再做了。" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "我知道该怎么做了。" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "等等。" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "看到不公平了吧?" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "看到了。" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "说句公道话呀。" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "掌柜的…好好干活,色香味俱全啊!" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "罚你三天不许吃饭。" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "嗯,还不许喝水。" }, { "from": "莫小贝", "value": "三天不许睡觉。" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "有点过了吧?" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "不过。我希望罚他三天不许喘气儿。" } ] }, { "id": "episode_27_chunk_0", "conversations": [ { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "忙了一天了,你得补补,你吃。" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "不,还是你吃,算账特别费脑子。" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "你吃。" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "你吃。" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "你吃。" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "你吃。" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "你吃。" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "你吃。" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "都不吃我吃。干啥呀?" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "要吃自己做去!吕先生,你别不吃呀。" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "我不饿,郭小姐吃。" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "你吃。" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "你吃。" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "你吃。" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "你吃。" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "你吃。" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "吃吃吃,你们俩这样推来推去的,一顿饭下来,我就吃了半根笋子。" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "我就不客气了啊。在这浪漫的夜里,等你等到我心碎。" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "既然如此,这餐饭,就提前结束吧。吕先生请。" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "郭小姐请。" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "吕先生请。" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "郭小姐请。" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "吕先生请。" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "郭小姐请。" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "吕先生请。" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "郭小姐请。" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "好一条风姿绰约美艳动人的鸡腿呀。" }, { "from": "邢捕头", "value": "吃吗?不吃我吃了啊。" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "我跟你拼了!" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "算了,算了,算了。这就是命,随他去吧。咋了?展堂?" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "啊啊啊。" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "老邢?" }, { "from": "邢捕头", "value": "叫谁呀?叫谁呀?" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "邢捕头。" }, { "from": "邢捕头", "value": "同福客栈。我终于回家了。我终于回家了。" } ] }, { "id": "episode_27_chunk_4", "conversations": [ { "from": "白展堂", "value": "慢点吃,别硌着牙啊。" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "再蘸点料。" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "老邢,你不是到京城办事去了吗?怎么回沦落到这种地步?" }, { "from": "邢捕头", "value": "别提了,上回衙门不是被锦衣卫给踩塌了吗。楼知县派我到兵部去要银子,没成想到了京城,我连兵部大门都没进去就被轰出来了。" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "那也不至于成这样啊?" }, { "from": "邢捕头", "value": "世道艰难啊。我刚出京城,还没到小汤山呢,就被山贼给抢了,……还有吃的没有?" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "还没有吃饱呀?" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "那行,那你等着,我再给你做点去。" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "我也去。" }, { "from": "邢捕头", "value": "谢谢啊。" }, { "from": "小米", "value": "哎哎,兄弟。那么油的东西你也敢吃?" }, { "from": "邢捕头", "value": "油了解馋!谁是你兄弟呀?" }, { "from": "小米", "value": "都是丐帮啊。四海之内皆兄弟。" }, { "from": "邢捕头", "value": "九州方圆……谁是丐帮的?" }, { "from": "小米", "value": "哎,这门口这个袋子是谁的?" }, { "from": "邢捕头", "value": "不是我的,我也不知道是谁的。" }, { "from": "小米", "value": "中,我明儿个发个信儿,让葛长老来处理这事儿。" }, { "from": "邢捕头", "value": "别别别。我又没犯事,干吗叫他来?" }, { "from": "小米", "value": "你承认了?" }, { "from": "邢捕头", "value": "千万别对外人说!" }, { "from": "小米", "value": "看你的表现。" }, { "from": "邢捕头", "value": "哎,站住" }, { "from": "小米", "value": "嗯?你这是干嘛呢?" }, { "from": "邢捕头", "value": "店里的规矩,不许你进。" }, { "from": "小米", "value": "你是咋进来的?" }, { "from": "邢捕头", "value": "我不是那啥嘛!" }, { "from": "小米", "value": "你那啥了?小邢!以后你要再敢以下犯上,休怪邦规伺候。让开!" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "哟,小米回来了?去哪儿了?又胖了嘛。" }, { "from": "小米", "value": "这不丐帮开大会吗?我代表咱七侠镇去了。从三袋升到四袋了!" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "恭喜恭喜。谁让你进来的?" }, { "from": "小米", "value": "他让我进来的。" }, { "from": "邢捕头", "value": "都是这个街坊邻居的……" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "下不为例。" }, { "from": "邢捕头", "value": "下不为例啊。" }, { "from": "小米", "value": "怎么跟我说话的?" }, { "from": "邢捕头", "value": "以后我再想办法。" }, { "from": "小米", "value": "中,那我先吃点。你这是干吗?" }, { "from": "邢捕头", "value": "吃啊。" }, { "from": "小米", "value": "你不是吃过了吗?" }, { "from": "邢捕头", "value": "吃过了,那就不吃呗。你吃吧。" } ] }, { "id": "episode_27_chunk_5", "conversations": [ { "from": "白展堂", "value": "哟,邢捕头来啦。" }, { "from": "邢捕头", "value": "好,各位好,吃着喝着,喝着吃着啊。" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "老邢这么早呢?喝点啥?" }, { "from": "邢捕头", "value": "来个普洱吧,沏浓点啊,刮刮油。" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "请好儿吧您。" }, { "from": "邢捕头", "value": "六啊,最近挺好吧。" }, { "from": "燕小六", "value": "挺好,多亏大家照应,没出嘛事儿。" }, { "from": "邢捕头", "value": "好好好,很好。听说你把平谷县的一点红给逮了啦,咋逮的呀?" }, { "from": "燕小六", "value": "哎哟,你可不知道师父,当时的情况危险极啦。" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "多亏了郭小姐挺身而出啊。" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "哪里哪里,我哪有吕先生勇武过人呐。" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "那哪比得上郭小姐大智若愚呢,大愚若智,都是大智。" }, { "from": "燕小六", "value": "是胸有大志吧。" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "我的伟大志愿就是能变成像吕先生那样的人。" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "变成我有什么用呢,百无一用是书生。" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "那你还有九十九用嘛,全方位人才啊。" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "哎哟,我也是一不留神就站在了圣人的肩膀头上啊。" }, { "from": "邢捕头", "value": "他们俩没事吧?" }, { "from": "燕小六", "value": "刚分手,我也是听人说的。" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "听谁说的!?" }, { "from": "燕小六", "value": "师父,您先慢慢坐,我出去巡巡街啊。" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "吕先生请。" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "郭小姐请。" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "吕先生请。" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "郭小姐请。" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "吕先生你请。" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "郭小姐请。" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "你请。" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "郭小姐请。" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "你请。" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "郭小姐请。" }, { "from": "邢捕头", "value": "亲娘勒,这家里比外头也好不到哪去呀!" }, { "from": "小米", "value": "哎,那你还回来弄啥呢?" }, { "from": "邢捕头", "value": "废话,我不回……出去出去,谁让你进来的?" }, { "from": "小米", "value": "你看你是咋了吗?老邢,有钱吗?" }, { "from": "邢捕头", "value": "你要钱干啥?" }, { "from": "小米", "value": "吃饭呐!这又不让进门,我总得出去买点吃的吧。" }, { "from": "邢捕头", "value": "你一个乞丐,花钱买吃的是吧?没听说过啊。" }, { "from": "小米", "value": "你就说给不给吧。" }, { "from": "邢捕头", "value": "茶呢?咋还不上茶呢?" }, { "from": "小米", "value": "哎,你们知道邢捕头这一路是咋回来的吗?" }, { "from": "邢捕头", "value": "给。" }, { "from": "燕小六", "value": "哎,师父。" }, { "from": "邢捕头", "value": "师父再给你买一块,比这个还好。师父给你买个花的,更香的,好不好?" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "这是咋回事儿这是?" } ] }, { "id": "episode_27_chunk_7", "conversations": [ { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "哎呀,累死了。" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "哎,妈呀,我说秀才你怎么用上花手绢了呢?" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "别抢,这手绢不是我的。" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "那你哪来的呀?" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "别人送的呗。" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "嘿,这肯定姑娘送的吧。" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "别逗了,就他,哟,呀,真是姑娘送的,上边还有脂粉香呢,你闻闻。" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "恩,太不检点了,贴身的手绢,怎么还随便送人呢?" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "这说明人家对他有意思呗。" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "哟哟哟哟,郭小姐可有心得呀。" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "谈不上心得,我也送过。" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "送,送谁呀?" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "这个好像吕先生没什么关系吧?呀,小六,你来了,来来来,坐坐坐,你怎么脸红了呀?是不是天热呀,热容易出汗啦,给你擦擦汗啦,出了那么多汗。" }, { "from": "燕小六", "value": "行行行,谢谢,谢谢。" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "看你生不生气。" }, { "from": "燕小六", "value": "谢谢。" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "哟,送给你好了。" }, { "from": "燕小六", "value": "这怎么好意思呢?" }, { "from": "邢捕头", "value": "这有什么不好意思的?郭姑娘送给你手绢,你就拿着。" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "你们俩先坐,我给你们拿点好茶叶去。" }, { "from": "邢捕头", "value": "好的,好的。" }, { "from": "邢捕头", "value": "六儿。" }, { "from": "燕小六", "value": "师父。" }, { "from": "邢捕头", "value": "这个事儿,你咋没跟师父说过呀?" }, { "from": "燕小六", "value": "嘛事儿啊 ?" }, { "from": "邢捕头", "value": "好好的,人家凭啥送给你手绢呀?" }, { "from": "燕小六", "value": "这哪我知道,让我帮她洗?" }, { "from": "邢捕头", "value": "你知道猪八戒小姨子咋死的吗?" }, { "from": "燕小六", "value": "怎么死的?" }, { "from": "邢捕头", "value": "笨死的。" }, { "from": "燕小六", "value": "对,笨死的。" }, { "from": "邢捕头", "value": "哎呀,这扑鼻而来的一股香味,真好的手绢。" }, { "from": "燕小六", "value": "再香也没法用,你瞧这花。" }, { "from": "小米", "value": "哎,给我吧。" }, { "from": "邢捕头", "value": "给你干什么?过去!" }, { "from": "小米", "value": "热了,擦擦汗嘛!哎,邢捕头这一路……" }, { "from": "邢捕头", "value": "给。" }, { "from": "燕小六", "value": "哎,师父。" }, { "from": "邢捕头", "value": "师父再给你买一块,比这个还好。师父给你买个花的,更香的,好不好?" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "这是咋回事儿这是?" } ] }, { "id": "episode_27_chunk_8", "conversations": [ { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "哎哎哎,这些都是买给小郭的?" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "要是那天没跟她分手,这些东西已经是她的了。" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "过去的事儿,就让它过去吧。" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "没那么容易。" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "其实,我倒有一招。" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "啥招呀?" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "让她泄气的招。" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "泄气的招儿?" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "过来过来。" } ] }, { "id": "episode_27_chunk_10", "conversations": [ { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "哎呀妈呀,这啥玩意儿那么红啊?" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "给我给我,不是我的不是我的。" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "红不啦叽的,啥玩意啊这是?" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "给我给我,不是我的。" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "来来来来,我看看我看看,这要是你的就麻烦了,这姑娘腰身够细的呀。" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "去去去,她送你这干啥呀?" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "我也不知道,硬要塞给我,不收也不好。" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "哦,这姑娘的性格还挺开朗的嘛。" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "挺开朗。" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "郭小姐不会因此有啥意见吧?" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "我能有什么意见,就是觉得有点不卫生。" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "怎么不卫生了吗,我觉得蛮卫生的呀,哎,闻起来香喷喷的呢。" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "哎,小六,小六你来了,来来来,进来坐呀,快进来坐呀。" }, { "from": "燕小六", "value": "你怎么又来了,我就不坐了,改天再聊。" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "等等,,走吧。" }, { "from": "邢捕头", "value": "哎,你小子跑什么呀?你脸咋了?咋这么红呀?咋回事儿?谁打的?" }, { "from": "邢捕头", "value": "六六六……" }, { "from": "小米", "value": "哎,邢捕头,我正好找你。" }, { "from": "邢捕头", "value": "哎,不准跨进来。" }, { "from": "小米", "value": "这不,外地丐帮来了两个朋友,你帮我招待一下,都是咱圈里人。" }, { "from": "邢捕头", "value": "凭啥我招待呀?" }, { "from": "小米", "value": "凭啥?哎,邢捕头这一路你知道是咋……" }, { "from": "邢捕头", "value": "你能不能换个新鲜点儿的招?" }, { "from": "小米", "value": "招不在新,管用就行。" } ] }, { "id": "episode_27_chunk_11", "conversations": [ { "from": "邢捕头", "value": "好好好,放这儿就行。你们忙去吧,我自己来。" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "用不用再给你做俩菜去?" }, { "from": "邢捕头", "value": "不用不用,够了够了。" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "有啥事儿说话呀。" }, { "from": "邢捕头", "value": "知道了,我跟你讲啊,我不叫,都不准出来!要不然我不给饭钱。" }, { "from": "小米", "value": "哎哎,老邢,人都进去了?" }, { "from": "邢捕头", "value": "进去了,赶紧赶紧的。" }, { "from": "小米", "value": "我给你介绍介绍,这是大周,这是小刘。这位邢捕头,是刚入邦的兄弟。" }, { "from": "大周", "value": "你几袋呀?" }, { "from": "邢捕头", "value": "跟你没关系,赶紧吃完赶紧走!" }, { "from": "大周", "value": "咦?" }, { "from": "小米", "value": "你是咋说话的?这两位都是圈儿里有头脸的人物,看见大周那身上的袋子没有?装上米,能把东街的米埔搬空了。" }, { "from": "邢捕头", "value": "我又没别的意思。" }, { "from": "小刘", "value": "那你啥意思啊?你欺负谁啊?不就是一桌饭吗?是哪个没有吃过呀?" }, { "from": "小米", "value": "你瞧你瞧,小刘生气了吧。这么大人咋一点规矩都不懂?这么多年江湖杂混的?说起来还是个捕头呢?朝廷俸禄都喂哪儿去了?" }, { "from": "邢捕头", "value": "你们还有完没完?" }, { "from": "小米", "value": "好小子,敢以下犯上不是?" }, { "from": "邢捕头", "value": "再来劲把你们全逮起来!" }, { "from": "小米", "value": "回来,别走。想逮人不是?给,逮我走。回来审起来的时候,别怪兄弟不留口德!" }, { "from": "邢捕头", "value": "好好好,二位,坐坐。都自家兄弟,别伤了和气,吃着喝着,喝着吃着,啊。" }, { "from": "小米", "value": "来吃,兄弟们,不要客气啊。" }, { "from": "小刘", "value": "这还差不多。哎,你这把刀不错啊。" }, { "from": "邢捕头", "value": "当然了。你小心点。" }, { "from": "小刘", "value": "哎呀,太好了。我正好要去昆明一趟,拿着这把刀,正好防身呐!" }, { "from": "邢捕头", "value": "我这是官刀啊,官刀。" }, { "from": "小刘", "value": "要的就是官刀,要不能够吓得住谁呀?" }, { "from": "大周", "value": "你带刀,那我带啥呢?" }, { "from": "小刘", "value": "你随便招呼。我看这个靴子不错,穿上它,逃跑肯定快啊。" }, { "from": "大周", "value": "这靴子结识不结实?这底子行么?" }, { "from": "小刘", "value": "这肯定结识嘛。这可是官靴。哎呀,你这个小兄弟不错,找个机会,给他升个袋。" }, { "from": "小米", "value": "听听听听,小邢,还不敢快谢谢人家小刘。" }, { "from": "邢捕头", "value": "我谢谢小刘,我谢谢您全家,我谢谢你祖宗十八代。" }, { "from": "小刘", "value": "不用客气嘛,都是兄弟哥们儿。哎,你这个腰带是啥料做的?" }, { "from": "大周", "value": "这帽子不错,装米我看正合适。" }, { "from": "小刘", "value": "正好可以帮我捆袋子。" }, { "from": "大周", "value": "这个料子不错。这个料子很好。" }, { "from": "小刘", "value": "裤子,脱脱脱。" }, { "from": "小米", "value": "走吧。" }, { "from": "邢捕头", "value": "我这是造得什么孽呀?" } ] }, { "id": "episode_27_chunk_12", "conversations": [ { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "可她从来没亲过我呢!" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "第一百二十六遍。我今晚不睡了,你接着喊。" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "有那么多么?" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "我替你数着呢,你喊吧。" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "她为什么要这么对我呀?难道就只是为了气我啊?" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "废话,您连肚兜都系出来了,人家亲一个能咋的?" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "可她从来没亲过我呢!" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "第一百二十七遍。兄弟呀,我看不醒就算了吧。就目前的战况来说,您还输一大截呢!" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "不行!我是在咽不下这口气。哎大嘴,有比肚兜更狠的么?" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "那要实在不行的话,你也找一个人亲。" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "我找谁亲去?" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "她亲燕小六,你就亲……你亲掌柜的。" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "掌柜的?掌柜的,飞碟,那儿呢,那儿呢,我还想多活两年呢!" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "实在不行,我豁出去了,你亲我吧。你不是当真吧。你干啥呀?你别过来呀。你在过来我汉人了!" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "别动。拿这个抹嘴上让我瞧瞧。" } ] }, { "id": "episode_27_chunk_13", "conversations": [ { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "我跟你说,以后再有这种事儿你可千万别找我了啊。" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "放心吧,最后一次输了我就认,开始。" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "哎,秀才啊,你这脸咋的啦?" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "啊,怎么啦?" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "你说怎么了,你找个镜子照照,让谁给啃的。" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "哎哟,这嘴可够大的喔。" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "呵,跟小郭有一拼。" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "哎哟,那姑娘的脸盘子可不小吧?" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "脸盘子比小郭小,标标准准的瓜子脸。" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "那啥,赶紧擦了吧啊。" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "不能擦的,说好了下次见面,她亲手帮我擦。" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "太无耻啦!" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "输了,你输啦!" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "我输什么啦 ?" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "别人亲我跟你有啥关系啊,你骂我,说明你心里有我呀。" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "呵呵,吕先生你还真幽默。" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "演技真不错啊。" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "小六,你来啦,你昨天晚上有没有想人家 ?" }, { "from": "燕小六", "value": "我我我。" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "我们出去再说。" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "hi,小米。" }, { "from": "小米", "value": "hi,天真热。" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "这个手帕哪里来的?燕小六!" }, { "from": "燕小六", "value": "这事儿跟我没关系!" }, { "from": "小米", "value": "哎哎哎,这跟小六可没啥关系,这是邢捕头给我的。老邢,老邢,来来来。" }, { "from": "邢捕头", "value": "啥事?" }, { "from": "小米", "value": "问他吧,让他亲自给你说。" }, { "from": "邢捕头", "value": "你不是说不告诉别人的么?" }, { "from": "小米", "value": "说这怕啥了?" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "姓邢的,你可是个捕头啊,你怎么能干出这种事情啊?" }, { "from": "邢捕头", "value": "纸是包不住火的。我怎么就不能干了?我一没偷二没抢,为了生存,我加入丐帮。咋了?怎么了?" }, { "from": "邢捕头", "value": "丐帮?" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "你加入丐帮了?" }, { "from": "小米", "value": "这是你自己说的呀。" }, { "from": "小米", "value": "兄弟,兄弟!" } ] }, { "id": "episode_27_chunk_14", "conversations": [ { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "撤职?" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "那把邢捕头撤了,捕头谁来当?" }, { "from": "燕小六", "value": "暂时由我接任捕头一职。" }, { "from": "燕小六", "value": "恭喜恭喜。" }, { "from": "燕小六", "value": "同喜同喜。这回终于能娶媳妇了。" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "嗯?" }, { "from": "燕小六", "value": "我娘说了,等我当上捕头,给我物色一个。" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "还物色啥呀?现成的就有。" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "去死!小六,不要搭理他们,走,我们出去。" }, { "from": "燕小六", "value": "干嘛干嘛。" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "出去放风筝。" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "走吧,大嘴,回屋去。" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "哎哎,我看算了吧,人家已经稳赢了。" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "她怎么赢了,你说了算啊 ?" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "行了!他那手绢是我帮买的,肚兜是我帮捡的,还有他脸上那些吻痕那也是我……" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "咦——" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "啧啧啧,吕先生,他说的是真的吗?" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "他,他,他今天晚上别想睡觉。" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "哈哈哈哈,耶,哈哈哈,我一个人赢了你们两个,哈哈哈。" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "耶,恭喜恭喜,以后我们也不用再跟你们俩受罪了。" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "不用了,我宣布,本次战役圆满结束,耶,嘿,哈哈哈。" }, { "from": "燕小六", "value": "咱们走吧。" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "走哪儿啊?" }, { "from": "燕小六", "value": "放风筝啊?" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "放什么风筝,自己放去吧,好好玩啊,哈哈哈哈。" }, { "from": "燕小六", "value": "她?" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "她对你已经没有什么兴趣了,燕捕头,来,坐坐。以后同福客栈呀就靠你多照应了。" }, { "from": "燕小六", "value": "好说好说。" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "你喜欢什么样的姑娘我帮你物色一个。" }, { "from": "燕小六", "value": "真的?" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "先说一下你的生辰八字。" } ] }, { "id": "episode_27_chunk_15", "conversations": [ { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "烦死了,烦死了,还不回来。早知道就不应该准他的假了。" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "老白不是说好明天就回嘛?这才一下午,就想成这个样子。" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "谁想他了?你不要胡说。" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "好好好,我想,我想还不行吗?我跟他一会儿不见就茶饭不思。彻夜难眠。今天晚上我就准备一百八十条毛巾。" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "要毛巾干啥?" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "擦眼泪咯,一边擦,一边唱:思念是一种很玄的东西,啦啦啦啦……" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "啥嘛?" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "忘词了,我愿意为你,我愿意为你,我愿意为你……" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "我也愿意。" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "说什么呐?" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "芙妹,你就被扛着了,侯哥都听到了。" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "你听到什么了你?" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "我愿意为你……" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "打住,我说的这个你,可不是你哟。" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "别逗了你。" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "确实不是你,我以人格保证 。" } ] }, { "id": "episode_27_chunk_16", "conversations": [ { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "哟哟哟哟,郭小姐可以呀,这么快就找到意中人啦?" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "吕先生也不错嘛,虽然调后慢了一点儿,但驾不住人家情深意重啊,钻进去就不肯出来了。" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "郭芙蓉,你不要欺人太甚啊。" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "哟,这话我怎么有点儿听不明白,啊,刚才是哪位仁兄在这儿深情告白,我也愿意,不是在你面前的本姑娘我吧,还他也愿意,没见过那么自做多情的。" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "行了行了,小郭你就少说两句吧,这里没有你事了,你回屋去啊 。" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "千万要记得准备毛巾呐,芙妹,没有你在我有多难熬,没有你在我有多难熬。" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "我我我我跟你拼了,郭芙蓉…" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "想偷袭?" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "疼疼疼。" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "小郭,松手。" } ] }, { "id": "episode_27_chunk_17", "conversations": [ { "from": "燕小六", "value": "住手!" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "小六?" }, { "from": "燕小六", "value": "嘚嘞噔噔噔嘚楞咚 ,借光,咚嘚愣咚咚咚…" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "咋的了?干啥呢?" }, { "from": "燕小六", "value": "别碰我!本镇第三十八任淄衣捕头燕小六在此,谁敢造次,谁敢造次……只要能保护一方百姓,吃再多苦,我也不在乎,受再多罪,我总能面对,这就是我一个捕头的心声。" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "这不是你,是你师父。" }, { "from": "燕小六", "value": "你嘛意思?" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "有杀气。" }, { "from": "燕小六", "value": "帮我照顾好我七舅姥爷和我外甥女。" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "小六,这才是你。你师父那套官话,不学也罢。" }, { "from": "燕小六", "value": "那为嘛?当捕头不就为了说官话?" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "当捕头就是为了说官话?" }, { "from": "燕小六", "value": "否则还为了嘛?你看,我跟着我师父,去的地方一样,见的人一样,连办的事都一样,差的就是这说官话。" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "问题是,这些话你师父说了没问题,你说……就更没问题了。" }, { "from": "燕小六", "value": "这还差不多。来呀,看茶!" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "看茶,看茶。小六儿,上任之前,你师父啥都没有跟你说过吧?" }, { "from": "燕小六", "value": "没有,这两天他光哭来着,都好几天没理我了。" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "这就难怪了,你看是这,当捕头呢有几点需要你特别注意的地方,这是干啥吗?" }, { "from": "燕小六", "value": "你当过捕头吗?" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "没有呀?咋了?" }, { "from": "燕小六", "value": "那你为嘛教我当捕头?" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "这个孩子呀!" }, { "from": "燕小六", "value": "我不是孩子!" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "那个镜子照一照,看这个脸都拧成啥样子了?哎呀,我的水曲柳老榆木桌面啊!" }, { "from": "燕小六", "value": "到底嘛桌面?" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "你管?我愿意说啥就说啥。" }, { "from": "燕小六", "value": "行了,佟掌柜,你的好意小六心领了,怎么当好捕头,我自己回去琢磨去。用不着别人教。" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "好好好,你就慢慢琢磨吧。回头要是吃了亏,可不要说我没有提醒过你!" } ] }, { "id": "episode_27_chunk_18", "conversations": [ { "from": "燕小六", "value": "当捕头有那么麻烦嘛?我师父都能当好,我为嘛不行?" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "说得好,本姑娘就喜欢你这份志气。换个人呐,这辈子都没戏。" } ] }, { "id": "episode_27_chunk_19", "conversations": [ { "from": "燕小六", "value": "秀才怎么的了?" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "自卑呗。年纪比你大,成就比你小;前途比你差,赚钱比你少,这种人啊,活着还有什么意思啊?" } ] }, { "id": "episode_27_chunk_20", "conversations": [ { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "坚持到底就是胜利,哎呀妈呀,你咬我干啥啊?" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "她咋不去死呐,啊?" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "她要死了,你不得心疼死啊?" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "如果全世界只剩下一个男人,我衷心希望那个人是你 。" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "大嘴,你杀了我吧,你杀了我。砍,往这砍。" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "我杀了你,谁借我钱花呀,留得青山在,不怕没柴烧,你先坐坐。" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "现在有柴也没法烧了,我打也打不过她,骂也骂不过她,连气人都不是她的对手。" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "哇塞,好漂亮的肤色啊,竟然是传说中的古铜色唉。" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "我一头撞死在这灶台上算了。" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "别别别,要死回你屋死去啊。" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "为啥啊?" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "你死我厨房里,以后我咋作饭呐,回屋去啊,我有招跟你说啊。" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "你有啥招啊?" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "我是谁呀,我是李家沟第九代单传里李大嘴李秀莲是也。" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "我还是吕家第十八代单传吕轻侯是也呢!" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "对啊,那不就更得惜命了么,走走走,回屋去,有哥在没问题,包我身上了。" } ] }, { "id": "episode_27_chunk_21", "conversations": [ { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "哇塞,好漂亮的肤色啊,竟然是传说中的古铜色唉。" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "小六耍赖,那是橄榄油。" } ] }, { "id": "episode_27_chunk_22", "conversations": [ { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "如果有这个荣幸,能允许我摸一下你那性感而结实的脚后跟吗?" }, { "from": "燕小六", "value": "你跟谁说话呢?" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "跟你呀。" }, { "from": "燕小六", "value": "跟跟跟谁?" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "怎么了?" }, { "from": "燕小六", "value": "你可知道,咱屋就咱俩人。" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "知道啊,怎么了?" }, { "from": "燕小六", "value": "算了吧,我回去自己琢磨去吧。" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "琢磨什么呀?" }, { "from": "燕小六", "value": "怎么当好一个捕头呀?" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "这还不容易。我问你,好捕头靠的是什么?威严呐,没有威严你管谁去,你管人家听吗?" }, { "from": "燕小六", "value": "对对对,你说得没错,接着说。" } ] }, { "id": "episode_27_chunk_23", "conversations": [ { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "怎么样,才算是有威严呢。不苟言笑啊,大哥。" }, { "from": "燕小六", "value": "那我这样行吗?" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "差远了,你看看你这肉,这腮帮子往下一耷拉,什么呀这是?" }, { "from": "燕小六", "value": "那我怎么办,现在减肥也来不及呀?" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "谁让你减肥了,我是说你得咬牙,懂吗?" }, { "from": "燕小六", "value": "这样行吗?" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "要狠狠地咬,大胆地咬,最好把这个腮帮子鼓出来,还有这个太阳穴的筋要爆出来,漂亮,瞧瞧人家这个领悟力。" }, { "from": "燕小六", "value": "哎呀,行了行了,除了咬牙还有嘛?" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "基本上差不多了吧,另外你还得注意眼神儿。" } ] }, { "id": "episode_27_chunk_24", "conversations": [ { "from": "燕小六", "value": "眼神 ?" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "杀气你懂吗,笨死了,看我的。嘿!!!杀气!!" }, { "from": "燕小六", "value": "你要干嘛?" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "这就叫杀气。" }, { "from": "燕小六", "value": "这就叫杀气 ?" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "行,差不多行了,呵呵,回去练吧啊,明天一早我检查。去吧去吧。" }, { "from": "燕小六", "value": "回去练。请好啊。" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "讨厌了啦,谁允许你亲人家的,MuMua~哎呀,讨厌你还亲,MuaMuaMu~干什么,mumumumumu……mu 啊。" } ] }, { "id": "episode_27_chunk_30", "conversations": [ { "from": "燕小六", "value": "你背一个试试!" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "燕小六,你什么意思?" }, { "from": "燕小六", "value": "这儿没你的事儿了,该干嘛干嘛去!" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "行,差不多行了,呵呵,回去练吧啊,明天一早我检查。去吧去吧。" }, { "from": "燕小六", "value": "回去练。请好啊。" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "讨厌了啦,谁允许你亲人家的,MuMua~哎呀,讨厌你还亲,MuaMuaMu~干什么,mumumumumu……mu 啊。" }, { "from": "燕小六", "value": "你干嘛呐?" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "呃,嘴唇有点干,你有事么?" }, { "from": "燕小六", "value": "你叫我这事儿,可不许跟别人说。否则的话我就" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "放心吧,都是自己人。只要你能当个好捕头,比什么都强。" }, { "from": "燕小六", "value": "这还差不多,我走了阿。" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "去吧。" } ] }, { "id": "episode_27_chunk_31", "conversations": [ { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "看看看,看什么看?" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "你没看我你怎么知道我看你了?哟,小郭,你倒是说话呀,我是不是说得不够清楚呀?我再说一遍,你没看我你怎么知道我看你了?" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "想看就看呗。反正你以后也看不着了。" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "真么意思呀?" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "回头等我嫁了人,你要再这么看我,休怪我夫君对你不客气!" }, { "from": "燕小六", "value": "谁是你夫君呢?是咱镇上的吗?我怎么没见过?" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "你练得怎么样了?" }, { "from": "燕小六", "value": "怎么样,这眼神,这牙。" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "不错不错,继续练啊。" }, { "from": "燕小六", "value": "不练了,昨天晚上练了一宿。我今天过来试试。" }, { "from": "燕小六", "value": "一个了啊好好数着。" }, { "from": "客人", "value": "我不吃了。" }, { "from": "燕小六", "value": "两个,三个。" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "哎哎哎,行了行了,这还让不让人做生意啦?" }, { "from": "燕小六", "value": "你再说一遍。" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "这还让不让人做生意啦,怎么样?" }, { "from": "燕小六", "value": "这好象不太管用啊。" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "怎么不管用啊,我来。" }, { "from": "燕小六", "value": "你也不行啊,你。" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "什么不行,再来。" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "行行行行,算了算了。不来了,谁跟你们吓玩。" }, { "from": "燕小六", "value": "这不是玩,再教我。" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "教你啥呀?" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "用你管?走。" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "哈哈哈哈,一个连大明律都背不下来的闲杂人等,竟然敢教人当捕头?哈哈,太逗了!哈哈。" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "你会背呀?那你背一个来听听?" }, { "from": "燕小六", "value": "背一个听听!" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "背就背。大明律第一卷第一章第一条凡于闹市聚众闹事者" }, { "from": "燕小六", "value": "行了行了,秀才。你脑子怎么长得?太好使了!" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "哎哟,死读书谁不会呀?" }, { "from": "燕小六", "value": "你背一个试试!" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "燕小六,你什么意思?" }, { "from": "燕小六", "value": "这儿没你的事儿了,该干嘛干嘛去!" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "你给我再说一遍!" }, { "from": "燕小六", "value": "帮我照顾好我七舅姥爷!" }, { "from": "燕小六", "value": "秀才,能不能教我也背背?" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "你自己不会背啊?" }, { "from": "燕小六", "value": "我不太认识字。有时候遇见事儿吧,我想查大明律,都不知道从哪儿下手。" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "让我帮忙嘛,也可以,不过呢,得答应我一个条件。" }, { "from": "燕小六", "value": "你说,你说。你说的嘛?" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "以后不许再搭理她。" }, { "from": "燕小六", "value": "谁呀?小郭呀?" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "不行就算了,无所谓的。" }, { "from": "燕小六", "value": "行行行,这有嘛不行的?哎,小郭,以后不许跟我说话啊。" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "你说什么?" }, { "from": "燕小六", "value": "这是最后一次,以后再敢跟我有半句废话,休怪我翻脸!" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "他真的会翻脸的。" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "吕秀才,干得漂亮啊。" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "承让承让,不过就是比郭小姐多了那么一丁点儿的内涵。" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "你怎么不说多了点儿内脏呢?" }, { "from": "燕小六", "value": "帮我照顾好我七舅姥爷!" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "砍砍砍,砍死我算了!" }, { "from": "燕小六", "value": "砍不砍?" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "万万不可,把你砍死了,以后我挤兑谁去?哈哈哈哈。" } ] }, { "id": "episode_27_chunk_32", "conversations": [ { "from": "燕小六", "value": "闹市……" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "聚众。" }, { "from": "燕小六", "value": "闹市聚众……闹市聚众。" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "手来。" }, { "from": "燕小六", "value": "凡于闹市手来……刚才不打过了吗?" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "今天晚上你别吃晚饭了啊。" }, { "from": "燕小六", "value": "那为嘛?" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "你昨天吃过了。" }, { "from": "燕小六", "value": "昨天吃过了今天就不吃 ?" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "啊,我刚打过你,现在就不能打你啦,哎呀,小六啊,当捕头最重要的是什么?" }, { "from": "燕小六", "value": "威严。" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "错,是知识,没有知识你镇得住谁呢,啊?当面叫你捕头,背后叫你呆头,你乐意啊?" }, { "from": "燕小六", "value": "你说得挺有道理的,接着说,接着说。" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "哎,说到这个知识啊,我这么有知识,为什么,当然是因为脑子好使,那我为什么脑子好使呢,从小被打的呀。" }, { "from": "燕小六", "value": "那不对呀,我妈从小也打我,我为嘛脑子不好使呢?" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "她一般打你哪儿啊?" }, { "from": "燕小六", "value": "打我后脑勺,有时候用棍子抡,有时候拿板砖拍,狠极了。" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "唉……我知道你为啥脑子不好使了,手来 。" }, { "from": "燕小六", "value": "还打啊,我这手还得拿刀呐。" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "少废话,手来,摆好了。" }, { "from": "燕小六", "value": "别打了,手疼啊。" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "干啥呢?这是。" }, { "from": "燕小六", "value": "没你事儿,没你事儿,出去出去。" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "这是我屋,我凭啥出去?" }, { "from": "燕小六", "value": "你出不出去?" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "我不出去。" }, { "from": "燕小六", "value": "我数到三。" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "一二三,你往这砍。我要皱皱眉头,我不姓李,我跟你姓!" }, { "from": "燕小六", "value": "我就不信了我!看来我真不是当捕头的料。这书没背下来,瞪眼也没学会,连最拿手的拔刀,都吓不住别人。" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "年轻人,你还是嫩了点儿,当捕头靠的是啥呀?" }, { "from": "燕小六", "value": "知识。" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "错。" }, { "from": "燕小六", "value": "瞪眼?" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "错,靠的是人缘,没人缘谁听你的?" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "这点我不同意啊 。" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "我曾是本镇第三十六任缁衣捕头,阁下是?" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "那啥,我帐还没算完,慢聊啊。" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "六,来来来,听我跟你说啊,这个当捕头其实跟当厨子是一样的,也不完全一样,但是有很多共通的地方,做菜好坏,在于味道,味道好坏,在于下盐,只要盐下对了 ,咋吃都好吃,你听明白了没有?" }, { "from": "燕小六", "value": "不明白。" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "盐是啥玩意儿,人际关系呀,关系太好,咸了,你就对对他疏远点儿,否则他以后蹬鼻子上眼,你就没法管了;关系太差,淡了,你就对他亲热点儿,不然以后你有点儿啥事谁帮你啊?" }, { "from": "燕小六", "value": "你说得有点意思,你接着说,接着说。" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "还接着说啥,你直接练呐。" }, { "from": "燕小六", "value": "你看我行吗?" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "咋不行了,你就听我的,关系好的,你就给他脸子看,关系不好的,你就笑脸相迎,就这么办,三天以后,看情况。" }, { "from": "燕小六", "value": "滚一边去!" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "你啥意思?" }, { "from": "燕小六", "value": "是这意思吗?" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "啊啊,对对对,就这意思,立竿见影啊,我跟你说,少说多练,以后那第五大神捕就是你了。" }, { "from": "燕小六", "value": "嘿嘿,哈哈哈哈。滚一边去,滚,滚,滚,听见没有,找削吧你,就得那么练。" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "别别别" } ] }, { "id": "episode_27_chunk_33", "conversations": [ { "from": "燕小六", "value": "客官,慢吃慢用啊。大家伙吃好喝好啊。国泰民安。 哎哟,这不是六大掌柜吗?嘛风把您给吹来了?来来来,我扶您进去。哎哎哎,恕不远送。慢走。" }, { "from": "食客", "value": "给我倒壶茶去。" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "哎,好。" }, { "from": "燕小六", "value": "我跟小郭的关系算好的算差的?" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "看看看,看什么看?" }, { "from": "燕小六", "value": "算差的。哎呀,这不是郭姑娘嘛,郭姑娘你好。" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "对不起,我不能跟你说话。" }, { "from": "燕小六", "value": "那是为嘛呢?" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "你自己亲口说的呀。我要敢跟你说半句话,您立马就要跟我翻脸呐。" }, { "from": "燕小六", "value": "这话我收回,这话我收回。从今往后,咱们俩就跟亲兄妹一样,你的事儿那就是我的事儿,我的事儿……那还是我的事儿。" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "你,什么意思?" }, { "from": "燕小六", "value": "没别的意思。要不你坐那歇会儿,你喝口水。把这水给我,我给你倒。我给你倒,你松手!你到底松不松手?" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "燕小六,我警告你,你不要欺人太甚!" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "哟哟哟哟,这话我怎么就听不懂了啊。人家好心好意帮你,你发什么脾气啊?" }, { "from": "燕小六", "value": "滚一边去!" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "哈哈哈哈,他是热Face贴上了冷臀部,活了大该呀。" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "我我,我跟你拼了!" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "我回来了。哎呀,我的肚肚……" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "老白。" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "没事吧。" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "展堂!展堂。这这是咋啦?" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "没事。秀才,我招你惹你了我?" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "对啊,他招你惹你了?" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "他跟我没关系。都是她。" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "他招你惹你了?" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "跟我也没关系,都是他。" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "他招你惹你了?" }, { "from": "燕小六", "value": "跟我也没关系。虽然有这么一点儿关系,都是因为他。" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "李大嘴!" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "那我也是为他好啊。你说他当个捕头不容易。" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "那你也不能瞎教人家呀!" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "也不止我一个人教,他们都教了!" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "哎,我叫得没错呀。一个捕头,他不得有点儿威严吗?" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "我叫得就更没错了呀!一个捕头不该有知识吗?" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "那照这么说,我教得也没错,你说一个捕头,不应该有人缘吗?" }, { "from": "燕小六", "value": "那我那我到底听谁的?" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "够了够了够了,听我的。小六啊,相当一个好捕头,威严,知识,人缘,都需要,但是最需要的还是自信,有了自信,不管你怎么说话,怎么办事,都像一个捕头," }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "关键,你有这个自信吗?" }, { "from": "燕小六", "value": "我,我有吗?到底有没有?" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "等你以后不再动不动拔刀吓唬别人的时候,就算你有了。" }, { "from": "燕小六", "value": "我明白了。诸位放心,小六以后决不会再这样了。" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "你再这样怎么办?" }, { "from": "燕小六", "value": "你可以罚钱啊。每回50文,怎么样?" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "瞧瞧人家这觉悟,这气概,这才是真正的男人,男人中的男人。哎呀,我能亲手摸一下您那健硕的胸肌吗?" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "你要不摸,出门就被狗咬死。" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "好啊,你等着。" }, { "from": "燕小六", "value": "你要干吗?" }, { "from": "燕小六", "value": "哎?" }, { "from": "燕小六", "value": "我这可属于,属于防身!" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "那可不管,说好的五十文,拿来!" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "哎呀,折腾得啥时候是个头呀?" }, { "from": "食客", "value": "倒酒。" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "哎,来了。" } ] }, { "id": "episode_28_chunk_0", "conversations": [ { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "哎哟,咋这么滑啊。" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "踩稳了啊。" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "我不踩稳不就掉下去了吗,你一会一定要记得把我拉上来哦。" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "你放心吧。" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "啊啊啊啊!" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "踩稳了,踩稳了……" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "哎……这这这怎么那么瘆的谎啊。" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "不瘆人,怎么能吓得住她啊?" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "那莫小贝要是吓出什么毛病,你可别找我啊。" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "不找你,该说的话你都记住了吗?" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "你放心吧,保证叫这个小妮子再也不敢晚回家。" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "我去看看啊。来了来了,全靠你了啊。" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "我就要坚持不住了。" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "坚持就是胜利。" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "咿……莫小贝……" }, { "from": "莫小贝", "value": "啊!鬼呀,鬼呀!" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "你以后要是再敢晚回家,我就活吃了你……" }, { "from": "莫小贝", "value": "你……你怎么知道我叫莫小贝?" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "嗯?这你不要管!咿……莫小贝……" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "哎哎哎,好汉饶命!哎呀,好痛啊!哎呀,掌柜的,出来吧。" }, { "from": "莫小贝", "value": "好,你们俩合伙传统起来吓唬我是吧?" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "你跑哪去了?为什么这么晚才回家?" }, { "from": "莫小贝", "value": "我去采蘑菇去了我。" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "你采蘑菇干啥嘛?" }, { "from": "莫小贝", "value": "我听大嘴叔说,最近几天菜价贵,而且还不好买,我特地上山去采点蘑菇,好卖钱哪。" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "真的呀?" }, { "from": "莫小贝", "value": "就这么一小筐蘑菇,我转了大半个山头,我脚都肿了!" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "那你咋不早说嘛。" }, { "from": "莫小贝", "value": "我不早说,我想给你们俩一个惊喜,没想到你们俩好心当成驴肝肺。别拽我!" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "小贝,不要生气!" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "哎,掌柜的,你不是要把我拉出来吗?哎,我……" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "哎哎哎,救命啊!" } ] }, { "id": "episode_28_chunk_1", "conversations": [ { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "哎哎哎,说你呢,你不要光擦这些面上的,你看这些边边角角的地方,有灰的你都得擦。" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "不用了吧?" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "不用也行啊,反正我会恨你一辈子。" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "喂,我错也认了,地也扫了,桌子也擦了,还嫌不够吗?" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "那要不咱俩换换好了,你也到那个破井里头呆一宿啊,不管怎么喊,就是没有人来救你。大半夜的,寒风吹着,酷日晒着……" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "酷日?" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "你还敢挑我刺啊?" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "我擦还不行吗。" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "小郭,过来给我捶捶腿。" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "好啊,那你要左腿还是右腿啊?" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "你看着办吧。哎呀妈呀!疼!疼啊!疼!" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "不要再吃了,去把大门打开。秀才,大嘴,开门做生意了!" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "哎呀妈呀,这谁呀这是?" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "诶哟,老钱?你这是咋了?" }, { "from": "钱掌柜", "value": "没事,一出门撞门上了。" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "撞门能撞成这样?满脑袋青?" }, { "from": "钱掌柜", "value": "先撞门上了,门又弹回来,又撞墙上了,墙又太硬,又撞门上了,门风又大,又刮回来,又撞墙上了……" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "老钱,你就说实话吧,这些伤,是不是你娘子打的?" }, { "from": "钱掌柜", "value": "不是,不是!我娘子温柔贤惠,秀外慧中,不会对我下如此毒手。" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "你就嘴硬吧,我跟你说,你再扛几年,你就扛成对联了。" }, { "from": "钱掌柜", "value": "什么联?" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "上联是“抵制家庭暴力”,下联是“呼唤社会爱心”,横批是“不要和陌生人说话”,嘿嘿嘿嘿" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "嘿嘿哈哈……" }, { "from": "钱掌柜", "value": "哇——!" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "老钱?" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "哭吧,哭吧,哭出来就好了啊。" }, { "from": "钱掌柜", "value": "咿——啊——啊——啊——啊——!" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "哎呀,够了!你要再敢哭,就把你送回家。" }, { "from": "钱掌柜", "value": "别对我这样……" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "哎呀,不是不让你哭嘛,你总得把话说清楚嘛,你要不说,我们怎么帮你嘛。" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "是啊。" }, { "from": "钱掌柜", "value": "命中注定,一辈子吃苦。" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "那你都吃啥苦了?" }, { "from": "钱掌柜", "value": "兄弟,乘法口诀会算吗?" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "一一得一,一二得二,二二得四……" }, { "from": "钱掌柜", "value": "呸!这么简单谁让你算啊,她给我出的题是“128乘以456等于多少”,马上说。" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "不知道啊……" }, { "from": "钱掌柜", "value": "啪!就一大嘴巴呀!" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "这你也得挨打?" }, { "from": "钱掌柜", "value": "这算好的,行酒令知道吧?" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "知道。" }, { "from": "钱掌柜", "value": "十只羊,九只蹲在羊圈里,一只蹲在猪圈里,答?" }, { "from": "钱掌柜", "value": "不知道啊……" }, { "from": "钱掌柜", "value": "抑扬顿挫。" }, { "from": "钱掌柜", "value": "啊——!" }, { "from": "钱掌柜", "value": "啪!又一大嘴巴呀!" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "这还让不让人活了这?" }, { "from": "钱掌柜", "value": "我们家里的苦活累活都是我干,缸里的水都是我挑。" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "那咱俩干的差不多呀。" }, { "from": "钱掌柜", "value": "差远了,你干活多少还有俩子,可我呢,一个子没有,又挨打,又挨骂。" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "那你都有那么大家业了,你还要工钱干吗。" }, { "from": "钱掌柜", "value": "一个月了,顿顿喝粥没干的,好不容易赶上昨天吃个咸鸭蛋,黄都让她给抠走了。" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "那你到底做啥事情了,她才会这么对你嘛?" }, { "from": "钱掌柜", "value": "私藏小金库。" }, { "from": "钱掌柜", "value": "哦……多少钱?" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "三十两?" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "三百两?" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "三千两?" }, { "from": "钱掌柜", "value": "三文钱……" }, { "from": "钱掌柜", "value": "啊——?" }, { "from": "钱掌柜", "value": "你说这日子还能过吗?" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "老钱……" }, { "from": "钱掌柜", "value": "知道我来找你干什么吗?能不能赊点吃的?饿……" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "没问题,我这别的没有,吃的管够,你想吃啥?" }, { "from": "钱掌柜", "value": "没有什么别的要求,沾点油腥就行,最好有只小鸡炖蘑菇。" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "这还没要求呢……" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "快,去叫大嘴做点吃的,快点。" }, { "from": "钱掌柜", "value": "搁点肉!" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "放心放心。" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "大嘴!" } ] }, { "id": "episode_28_chunk_2", "conversations": [ { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "喂!你还吃不吃嘛,你要不吃我就收桌子了。" }, { "from": "钱掌柜", "value": "让那个厨师把小鸡炖蘑菇快上来,我早就点了。" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "不会吧,你吃得下去吗你?" }, { "from": "钱掌柜", "value": "什么叫吃得下去吗?这么跟你说吧,你给我抓把孜然来,我就能把这张床……有点玄啊,我能把这椅子吃喽。" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "撑死你算了。" }, { "from": "钱夫人", "value": "这小鸡炖蘑菇是你点的?" }, { "from": "钱掌柜", "value": "不是我点的还是你点……还是……娘子,娘子你咋来了?" }, { "from": "钱夫人", "value": "这桌上这些菜,都是你吃的?" }, { "from": "钱掌柜", "value": "也不是我非要吃的,是他们逼着我,刀架着脖子上,不吃就砍哪。" }, { "from": "钱夫人", "value": "哎哟,那他们没逼着你把我给杀了?" }, { "from": "钱掌柜", "value": "咋会呢?远日无冤,近日无仇的,我杀你干啥呢?" }, { "from": "钱夫人", "value": "你说你啊,成天介除了东拉西扯,东游西逛,你还会做啥呢?" }, { "from": "钱掌柜", "value": "小鸡炖蘑菇……" }, { "from": "钱夫人", "value": "看我回去怎么收拾你。" }, { "from": "钱掌柜", "value": "娘子,来,嘿嘿。" }, { "from": "钱夫人", "value": "嗯?" }, { "from": "钱掌柜", "value": "咋了?" }, { "from": "钱夫人", "value": "这汤有毒。" }, { "from": "钱掌柜", "value": "这……" }, { "from": "钱夫人", "value": "别害怕,别害怕,我只说这汤有毒,又没说会死人。我告诉你啊,这个蘑菇啊,叫凤尾菌。" }, { "from": "钱掌柜", "value": "凤尾菌?" }, { "from": "钱夫人", "value": "人吃了以后,浑身麻痹,昏睡过去,就跟那死了以后没啥两样。" }, { "from": "钱掌柜", "value": "吃完就昏死了?那醒了之后呢?" }, { "from": "钱夫人", "value": "醒了就醒了呗,除了头晕,啥事没有。" }, { "from": "钱掌柜", "value": "他们这是图财害命啊!" }, { "from": "钱夫人", "value": "那倒不至于,光天化日,朗朗乾坤,我量他们也没这个胆。我估摸着呀,他们也不认识这个菌,是稀里糊涂的从山上给采下来,然后呢,又稀里糊涂的给做成菜端上来。" }, { "from": "钱掌柜", "value": "我让他们换个菜。" }, { "from": "钱夫人", "value": "哎,等会。" }, { "from": "钱掌柜", "value": "娘子,你真吃不成啊?" }, { "from": "钱夫人", "value": "你害啥怕呀,我跟你说啊,我呀,惦记这个店那可不是一天两天了,今天这是天上掉下来的大馅饼,你说,我能不接着?" }, { "from": "钱掌柜", "value": "媳妇,啥味啊?有点咸?" } ] }, { "id": "episode_28_chunk_3", "conversations": [ { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "老钱万一要出事可咋办呀?" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "他?他能出纱事,那么胖。" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "你没见老钱那一脸青疙瘩?" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "他那也就是跌打损伤,过两天就好了。" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "不行,我要去看看。" }, { "from": "钱掌柜", "value": "哎呀不好了!大事不好啦!人不行了!" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "谁不行了?" }, { "from": "钱掌柜", "value": "都硬了!" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "谁硬了?" }, { "from": "钱掌柜", "value": "我娘子啊!" } ] }, { "id": "episode_28_chunk_4", "conversations": [ { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "钱夫人,钱夫人?" }, { "from": "钱掌柜", "value": "干什么你呀!" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "我看还有没有救了。" }, { "from": "钱掌柜", "value": "你们非把她逼得诈了尸你们才塌实是不是?娘子,娘子!娘子!你肯定是没吃饱就走了呀!" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "咋回事嘛?刚才不是还好好的吗?" }, { "from": "钱掌柜", "value": "就是啊,刚才好好的吃着饭,她说头有点晕,结果就想睡觉。" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "结果就睡死过去了?" }, { "from": "钱掌柜", "value": "对呀……什么什么睡死过去了?是被你们毒死的!" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "那,那你也吃了那么多呀!那你怎么没事呢?" }, { "from": "钱掌柜", "value": "我没吃那个菜!" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "哪个菜呀?" }, { "from": "钱掌柜", "value": "小鸡炖蘑菇!" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "不可能!这小鸡是我亲眼看见杀的。" }, { "from": "钱掌柜", "value": "那就是那个蘑菇!谁采的?" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "我不知道啊……" } ] }, { "id": "episode_28_chunk_5", "conversations": [ { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "老钱,老钱!" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "钱掌柜,有话好好说,钱掌柜,干什么呀这是?" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "老钱!都是街坊邻居的,有啥话,坐坐坐。" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "对,坐那说,坐那说。" }, { "from": "钱掌柜", "value": "起来,起来,滚!" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "倒茶,倒茶。老钱,都是街坊邻居的,有啥话咱慢慢商量。" }, { "from": "钱掌柜", "value": "谁跟你是街坊邻居呀?" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "过来过来……你们说咋办?" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "赶紧报官?" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "报了官,小贝咋办?" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "她又不知道蘑菇有毒。" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "这话咱们能信,衙门能信吗?" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "那你说咋办嘛?" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "依我看,一不做,二不休。" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "胡说,咱又不是黑店。" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "我也没说呀杀人哪。" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "你说咋办嘛?" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "听我仔细跟你说,过来……" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "闪开!老钱?你开个价吧。" }, { "from": "钱掌柜", "value": "开什么价?干什么?想买我娘子的命?没门!我跟我娘子,我们两个是青梅竹马,两小无猜,干柴烈火,情投意合,那就好比风雨中的同林鸟……" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "大难临头各自飞。不是,你只管开,我们绝不还价,啊。" }, { "from": "钱掌柜", "value": "其实都是街坊邻居的,我也不黑你们,这个数怎么样?" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "我又不是你,哪来那么多钱嘛。" }, { "from": "钱掌柜", "value": "你嫂子连这数都没有,五十两都不行啊?" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "五十?" }, { "from": "钱掌柜", "value": "怎么了?" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "好,行行行。" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "这就叫青梅竹马呀?" }, { "from": "钱掌柜", "value": "要少了?一百两?" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "两小无猜?" }, { "from": "钱掌柜", "value": "一百五十?" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "干柴烈火?" }, { "from": "钱掌柜", "value": "二百两?" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "情投意合?" }, { "from": "钱掌柜", "value": "二百五十两?不能再多了,太多了没地藏。" }, { "from": "钱掌柜", "value": "藏?" }, { "from": "钱掌柜", "value": "诶不不……我的事就到这了,不说了。" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "钱老板,还是你痛快啊。" }, { "from": "钱掌柜", "value": "嗯,说说我们家娘子的事。" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "你娘子还有啥事啊?" }, { "from": "钱掌柜", "value": "她让我跟你们说呀……" }, { "from": "钱掌柜", "value": "啊?" }, { "from": "钱掌柜", "value": "我娘子临走之前让我跟你们说,她说这客栈你们就别再开了。" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "为啥?" }, { "from": "钱掌柜", "value": "盘给我们家当钱庄用。" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "盘给你?那我们去哪里呀?" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "我们去哪啊?" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "对呀。" }, { "from": "钱掌柜", "value": "佟老板,都这么大岁数了,赶紧回家,嫁个汉,生个娃啥的,多好啊……" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "有没有搞错?是不是人你呀?" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "什么人哪你呀?" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "老钱,我平日里敬重你,你可不能趁火打劫啊。" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "看你平时挺老实的,你一到关键时刻就一肚子坏水啊?" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "男子汉大丈夫,有所为有所不为,我真没想到你是这种人!" }, { "from": "钱掌柜", "value": "这事跟我也没关系啊,这是她的主意。你们只要跟她说,我说过了,就没事了。你们坚持住,只要不同意就行。" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "谁问起来呀?" }, { "from": "钱掌柜", "value": "嗯……别管谁问起来,都这么说,包括我那二百五十两银子,也别说出去啊。" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "行,就这么定了。明天早上我去钱庄兑了银子就给你。" }, { "from": "钱掌柜", "value": "啊哈哈哈哈哈哈……娘子,你死的太冤了,我可怜的娘子,青梅也没有了,竹马还在这,有什么用啊……" } ] }, { "id": "episode_28_chunk_6", "conversations": [ { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "一共是二百五十两,你仔细数数吧。" }, { "from": "钱掌柜", "value": "不用数了。" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "这可是你娘子的命啊。" }, { "from": "钱掌柜", "value": "没事,顾不了那么多了。娘子,你死得太冤了……" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "啥人嘛这是,你娘子要是不被毒死,也要活活被他气死。咋才起床呀,小贝呢?" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "小贝不是上学去了吗?" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "胡说,我一大早就在这了。" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "哎呀,那她会不会畏罪潜逃了?" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "你才是畏罪!你还愣着干啥,还不赶紧去找!" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "回来了?咋了?" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "倒水。" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "你倒是说话嘛。" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "在外头找了一大圈,还是没找着。" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "那大嘴和秀才呢?" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "还在外边找呢。掌柜的,你先别着急啊。" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "我能不急吗?这个孩子呀,你说她能跑到啥地方去嘛。" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "哎,她会不会畏罪潜逃了?" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "你才畏罪!你也是的,啥时候不能睡,偏偏晚上睡。" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "啊?那我要是白天睡,不就成猫头鹰了吗?" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "都什么时候了,你看把掌柜给急的,你怎么还开玩笑呢?" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "咿哟喂,哪像白大爷那么正气凛然,不苟言笑啊?" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "呀?你现在还敢抬杠了你啊?" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "这么着啦?" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "葵花点穴手!" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "排山倒海!" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "不要闹了!" }, { "from": "钱掌柜", "value": "谁过来帮把手啊?" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "快去帮忙,快去帮忙。" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "来了。" }, { "from": "钱掌柜", "value": "这女的平时没这么沉哪。" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "快快快……" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "怎么了,怎么了?" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "邢捕头和燕小六朝这边来了。" }, { "from": "钱掌柜", "value": "衙门来人了?快快快,回回回……" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "衙门来人,老钱慌个啥嘛?轻着点!你们就不怕别人听见?" }, { "from": "邢捕头", "value": "佟掌柜。" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "嗯……邢捕头,嘿嘿,是啥风把您给吹来的?咋了,邢捕头?" }, { "from": "邢捕头", "value": "你以后叫我老邢吧。" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "为啥呀?哦,我忘了,你已经被撤职了。" }, { "from": "燕小六", "value": "撤了又怎么样?在我心里,他永远是我最亲最爱的好师父。" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "也是我最亲最爱的好捕头。" }, { "from": "邢捕头", "value": "谢谢……" }, { "from": "燕小六", "value": "捕头就算了,从今往后,本镇的捕头只有一个,那就是我。" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "恭喜你呀,燕捕头。" }, { "from": "燕小六", "value": "恭喜嘛呀,何喜之有啊,官升得越高,压力它就越大,像我们这种当差的,风里来,雨里去,图个嘛?不就图个百姓安居,苍生乐业嘛,啊?" }, { "from": "邢捕头", "value": "小六子,你也学会打官腔了啊?咋的,你嗯啥呀?我就说不得你了是不是?" }, { "from": "燕小六", "value": "说得,说得。" }, { "from": "邢捕头", "value": "没规没矩的东西!" }, { "from": "燕小六", "value": "我再没规矩,也不可能一边吃着官粮一边要饭。" }, { "from": "邢捕头", "value": "我不要饭能行吗,你是不知道,一到关东,到处是闹饥荒的,那一眼看过去,满地都是……亲娘嘞……" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "满地都是亲娘?" }, { "from": "邢捕头", "value": "尸体!" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "哎呀妈呀!你们都知道了?" }, { "from": "邢捕头", "value": "知道啥了?" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "尸体呀……" }, { "from": "邢捕头", "value": "尸体在哪啊?" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "上面客房里呢……" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "这件事情吧,我早就想跟你们说。可就是我太忙了,忙得很……" }, { "from": "邢捕头", "value": "那你继续“可忙”吧,我们Come on,come on!" } ] }, { "id": "episode_28_chunk_7", "conversations": [ { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "哎呀,燕捕头,你就不要思考了,你就发个话吧。" }, { "from": "燕小六", "value": "别着急,这件事……先把遗体抬下来再说。" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "你早说呀,刚把人抬上去。这就去,这就去。" }, { "from": "邢捕头", "value": "慢着,我认为,尸体还是放在屋里好。" }, { "from": "燕小六", "value": "犯罪现场早就被破坏了,还保留它干嘛,抬去。" }, { "from": "邢捕头", "value": "回来。" }, { "from": "燕小六", "value": "抬去!" }, { "from": "邢捕头", "value": "回来!" }, { "from": "燕小六", "value": "抬去!" }, { "from": "邢捕头", "value": "回来!" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "呀,好了!你们两位商量好了再说行不行嘛?" }, { "from": "燕小六", "value": "不行!" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "哎呀,这件事情还是让老钱决定吧。" }, { "from": "钱掌柜", "value": "可怜的娘子啊……" }, { "from": "燕小六", "value": "不要哭了!" }, { "from": "钱掌柜", "value": "还有半句……" }, { "from": "燕小六", "value": "我问你,你娘怎么死的?" }, { "from": "钱掌柜", "value": "我娘……你娘才死了呢!" }, { "from": "邢捕头", "value": "他娘子。" }, { "from": "燕小六", "value": "他娘子怎么死的?" }, { "from": "钱掌柜", "value": "什么他娘子,是我娘子!" }, { "from": "燕小六", "value": "你娘子怎么死的?" }, { "from": "钱掌柜", "value": "就是他们!他们煮的毒蘑菇给害死的。不是,是小鸡炖蘑菇。" }, { "from": "邢捕头", "value": "谁炖的鸡?" }, { "from": "燕小六", "value": "谁炖的鸡?" }, { "from": "燕小六", "value": "他……" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "不不,不关我事,我就是煮水下锅的,鸡是她抓的。" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "毛是他拔的。" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "盐是他放的,盐。" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "盘子是她端的。" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "菜是……她娘子吃的。" }, { "from": "邢捕头", "value": "你们都有犯罪嫌疑!" }, { "from": "燕小六", "value": "你们都有犯罪嫌疑!" }, { "from": "燕小六", "value": "这不是我/你听说我,六/这事跟我没关系/我就一做饭的,六/你说……" }, { "from": "邢捕头", "value": "好了!" }, { "from": "燕小六", "value": "好了!" }, { "from": "邢捕头", "value": "事情到这一步。" }, { "from": "燕小六", "value": "事情到这一步。" }, { "from": "邢捕头", "value": "已经由不得你们了。" }, { "from": "燕小六", "value": "已经由不得你们了。" }, { "from": "邢捕头", "value": "带走!" }, { "from": "燕小六", "value": "带走!" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "带谁走啊?" }, { "from": "邢捕头", "value": "都带走!" }, { "from": "燕小六", "value": "都带走!" }, { "from": "钱掌柜", "value": "住手!这事跟他们没关系。" }, { "from": "钱掌柜", "value": "老钱/你是好人哪/钱老板哪……" }, { "from": "钱掌柜", "value": "是莫小贝干的。" }, { "from": "燕小六", "value": "莫小贝?" }, { "from": "钱掌柜", "value": "她煮的毒蘑菇。" }, { "from": "邢捕头", "value": "她人呢?" }, { "from": "钱掌柜", "value": "问她吧。" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "畏罪潜逃了。不是畏罪,光是潜逃。" } ] }, { "id": "episode_28_chunk_13", "conversations": [ { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "展堂……" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "掌柜的,你别着急啊,通缉啊,也未必是件坏事。" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "为啥呀?" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "把她逮回来,总比现在活不见人,死不见尸强吧。再说了,她还是个孩子,上了公堂啊,也未必能定罪。" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "那倒也是啊,那赶紧把她通缉了吧。我就是害怕她吃不了那个苦。" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "该吃苦也得吃啊,不吃苦怎么能长大呢。" }, { "from": "燕小六", "value": "怎么样,怎么样?" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "小六行啊,这家伙,画的挺像啊。" }, { "from": "邢捕头", "value": "有工夫你也练练字,你看你这个签名,写的像苍蝇。" }, { "from": "燕小六", "value": "拿出去赶紧贴了去。" }, { "from": "邢捕头", "value": "贴了没用。" }, { "from": "燕小六", "value": "为嘛?" }, { "from": "邢捕头", "value": "没写赏额。" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "老邢,赏银不是衙门出的吗?" }, { "from": "邢捕头", "value": "那得上面特批,要么民间赞助。" }, { "from": "邢捕头", "value": "赞助?" }, { "from": "钱掌柜", "value": "看我干什么,我没钱。" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "老钱!老钱,她可是你私人的娘子啊。两小无猜……" }, { "from": "钱掌柜", "value": "就这一点了。" }, { "from": "钱掌柜", "value": "青梅竹马!" }, { "from": "钱掌柜", "value": "真的不多了。" }, { "from": "钱掌柜", "value": "干柴烈火!" }, { "from": "钱掌柜", "value": "我这是回去的路上的盘缠……" }, { "from": "钱掌柜", "value": "情投意合!" }, { "from": "钱掌柜", "value": "哎呀,诶哟喂……这是我保命的钱哪!" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "比翼双飞。" }, { "from": "钱掌柜", "value": "躲开!就这三个铜板,还是从我娘子身上骗来的。六啊,六啊,钱省着花啊。" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "燕捕头啊,你要是真的把她抓住了,准备怎么处理嘛?" }, { "from": "燕小六", "value": "暂时还没想好,不过这件事如果真是她做的话,那就斩立决吧。" }, { "from": "钱掌柜", "value": "六啊,六啊,钱省着花啊!把那整的给我留下,六!" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "小贝呀!" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "掌柜的?" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "嫂子可咋活呀!" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "别着急啊……" } ] }, { "id": "episode_28_chunk_14", "conversations": [ { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "我从一开始就不应该嫁过来,我要是不嫁过来的话,我的夫君也不会死,我的夫君要是不死,我也不会沦落到这么一个伤心的地方……" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "哎呀行了,你就别嚎了,莫小贝能有今天,还不都是你惯的……瞪我干嘛呀,怎么说也害了条人命嘛。" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "小贝没有杀人,她没有杀人!" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "那,她要是真没杀人,那干啥逃啊?" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "就是嘛。" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "你说她为啥这么糊涂嘛,不行,我要去救她。" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "哎……" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "老板娘,老板娘!" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "你怎么救啊,大姐。" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "我就说是我干的。" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "那你杀人动机是什么?" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "我看上钱掌柜了,所以要杀死他娘子,然后把他据为己有。" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "好一个女版西门庆。" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "对,你还真的去认罪去呀?" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "不认罪咋办嘛?她毕竟是个娃嘛。" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "都听我的,如果实在不行啊,就再找老钱商量商量。" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "商量啥呀?" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "老钱老钱,不就是钱吗。" } ] }, { "id": "episode_28_chunk_15", "conversations": [ { "from": "钱掌柜", "value": "古话说的好,不做亏心事,就不怕鬼叫门,你说你这么个通透的人,你咋整不明白呢?" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "钱掌柜!" }, { "from": "钱掌柜", "value": "哎哟,你太冤了!" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "我跟你商量点事情。" }, { "from": "钱掌柜", "value": "商量啥事?" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "你坐这嘛。老钱,你能不能跟衙门商量商量,放小贝一条生路。" }, { "from": "钱掌柜", "value": "唉,我也想这样,可是那个小六,是新官上任三把火,要他停,他也停不住。" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "你就行行好,看在咱俩旧日的情份上……" }, { "from": "钱掌柜", "value": "说啥呢?啥情份哪?大白天的你别害人哪。" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "我说的是交情的情又不是别的什么情,你还怕谁听见嘛?" }, { "from": "钱掌柜", "value": "谁听见啊?这有谁呀?这也没有别的人,就有个死人她也听不见哪。我是说我跟谁的交情都是那么深,你要干什么?哎,我说,你要干啥?" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "掌柜的,小贝回来了。" } ] }, { "id": "episode_28_chunk_16", "conversations": [ { "from": "燕小六", "value": "哎哟!师父,她咬我!" }, { "from": "邢捕头", "value": "和她嫂子一样,属狗的,啊——!" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "不要动我的娃!小贝!" }, { "from": "莫小贝", "value": "嫂子!" }, { "from": "邢捕头", "value": "你过来,过来!要不然我不客气啦!" }, { "from": "莫小贝", "value": "进来吧!" }, { "from": "燕小六", "value": "还带了同伙!" }, { "from": "焦桐卫", "value": "你们这是干什么?" }, { "from": "邢捕头", "value": "来者何人?" }, { "from": "燕小六", "value": "甭跟他废话,先拿下再说。" }, { "from": "焦桐卫", "value": "同行,同行。" }, { "from": "莫小贝", "value": "这位焦大爷,是我专门请来的办案高人。" }, { "from": "邢捕头", "value": "可是焦桐卫,焦大爷?" }, { "from": "焦桐卫", "value": "叫我老焦好了,你认识我呀?" }, { "from": "邢捕头", "value": "嘿嘿嘿,要连您都不认识,还咋在这圈里混呀。这位老焦,是十八里铺最有名的验尸官。" }, { "from": "焦桐卫", "value": "过奖,过奖了,带我去看看尸体吧。" }, { "from": "邢捕头", "value": "我现在带你去。年轻人不懂事,你别往心里去呀,你大老远赶来是给足我们面子啦。" }, { "from": "燕小六", "value": "等等,此人死在七侠镇,和十八里铺没关系。" }, { "from": "莫小贝", "value": "人家来都来了,总得看一眼再走吧。" }, { "from": "燕小六", "value": "看一眼?看一眼先过我这关再说!" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "你这是干啥嘛,人家是来帮忙的,又不会害你们。" }, { "from": "燕小六", "value": "少废话,官差办案,闲杂人等,都给我闪开!" }, { "from": "邢捕头", "value": "你给我闪开!反了教了你还?咋的,想跟师父叫板是吧?" }, { "from": "燕小六", "value": "今天这板,我还就叫了!官差办案期间,没有师徒,只有官兵!" }, { "from": "邢捕头", "value": "好,算你小子有种,跟我出去单挑!" }, { "from": "燕小六", "value": "你别拽我,我还得办案呢!" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "我告诉你啊,甭管是师徒还是官兵,有胆的就出去单练去,大嘴,走!" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "您楼上请。" } ] }, { "id": "episode_28_chunk_23", "conversations": [ { "from": "白展堂", "value": "钱掌柜?您忙您的啊,我在外头守着,有啥事叫我。" }, { "from": "焦桐卫", "value": "好。" }, { "from": "钱掌柜", "value": "哎哎哎,他是干啥的?" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "给你娘子验尸的。" }, { "from": "钱掌柜", "value": "验尸?我不许任何人碰我娘子!" }, { "from": "焦桐卫", "value": "我是不会碰你娘子的,我有工具。" }, { "from": "钱掌柜", "value": "工具?啥呀?这么多?" }, { "from": "焦桐卫", "value": "工具虽多,样样有用。你看这个凿子,是专为死人开脑壳的。" }, { "from": "钱掌柜", "value": "开,开开开脑壳?" }, { "from": "焦桐卫", "value": "是的,如果被钝器击死就要用它开脑壳。你娘子就不用这个了。用这个刮皮刀就可以了。" }, { "from": "钱掌柜", "value": "刮刮……刮皮刀?" }, { "from": "焦桐卫", "value": "是的,从她下巴窠划开一个小口,就一直往下划,划,就这样划下去,来,我给她划一划。" }, { "from": "钱掌柜", "value": "哎,我求你千万别动手!" }, { "from": "焦桐卫", "value": "你的心情我是可以理解的,但是人死了之后是没有感觉的。" }, { "from": "钱掌柜", "value": "谁说的?" }, { "from": "焦桐卫", "value": "你不信?" }, { "from": "钱夫人", "value": "咿——!" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "咋的啦?" }, { "from": "焦桐卫", "value": "诈诈……诈尸啦!" }, { "from": "钱夫人", "value": "疼死我了!" } ] }, { "id": "episode_28_chunk_24", "conversations": [ { "from": "白展堂", "value": "不好了,掌柜的,不好了!钱夫人诈尸了!" }, { "from": "焦桐卫", "value": "诈尸啦!" }, { "from": "燕小六", "value": "师父,你先走,帮我照顾好我娘和我七舅老爷!" }, { "from": "邢捕头", "value": "我没那闲工夫,你先走!" }, { "from": "燕小六", "value": "师父,你先走,我以捕头的身份命令你。" }, { "from": "邢捕头", "value": "命令无效,危急关头,只有师徒,没有官兵!" }, { "from": "燕小六", "value": "好,算你小子有种,跟我出去单挑!" }, { "from": "燕小六", "value": "你别拽我,我还得办案呢!" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "我告诉你啊,甭管是师徒还是官兵,有胆的就出去单练去,大嘴,走!" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "您楼上请。" } ] }, { "id": "episode_28_chunk_25", "conversations": [ { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "秀才呢?" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "秀才雇马车去了。" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "老钱,以后这个店呀,就拜托你了啊。" }, { "from": "钱夫人", "value": "哟,你俩这是说啥了呀?看给我们老钱乐得啊,嘴都合不上了。来来来,让我也听听。" }, { "from": "钱掌柜", "value": "疼疼疼。" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "你还是对他好点吧。" }, { "from": "钱夫人", "value": "你说啥呢?" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "不管咋说,他也是你的夫君嘛。" }, { "from": "钱夫人", "value": "嘿,我就纳了闷了啊,我自己的老公我对他好不好,你咋知道啊?" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "乘法口诀背不出就是一巴掌?" }, { "from": "钱夫人", "value": "作为一个商人,不懂算数,成何体统啊?" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "还有那个行酒令?" }, { "from": "钱夫人", "value": "交际应酬,那是必不可少的。" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "还有你家的粗活累活?" }, { "from": "钱夫人", "value": "那都是为了让他锻炼身体,包括吃糠咽菜,那都是为了他好,你看他胖的那样,吃点糠,咽点菜,吃点粗粮咋的了?" }, { "from": "钱掌柜", "value": "就是吃粗粮吃的,越吃越浮。" }, { "from": "钱夫人", "value": "那你一个外人,你跟着瞎搀和啥劲啊?" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "我只知道,既然决定了要一生一世在一起,最起码的尊重还是要有的吧?" }, { "from": "钱夫人", "value": "尊重?嘿哟,尊重能当钱花?" }, { "from": "钱掌柜", "value": "钱钱钱!你就知道个钱!" }, { "from": "钱夫人", "value": "你把你刚才的话再给我说一遍?" }, { "from": "钱掌柜", "value": "我懒得重复你刚才说的废话。" }, { "from": "钱夫人", "value": "还反了你了?" }, { "from": "钱掌柜", "value": "别揪!你有话说话,闭嘴!你看看你,你看看你把人家折腾成啥样了?人家开饭馆的,跟要饭的似的;人家有家住的,跟逃难的似的;你看看人都成这样了,还为咱家这点破事操心,你看看人家是什么胸怀?你再看看你是什么胸怀?" }, { "from": "钱夫人", "value": "我回家再跟你算帐。" }, { "from": "钱掌柜", "value": "你别说了,你也别回家了,我告诉你说,打今个起,咱家不管大事小情,全是我说了算!你要是敢不答应……" }, { "from": "钱掌柜", "value": "咋着?" }, { "from": "钱掌柜", "value": "我当场我就休了你!" }, { "from": "钱夫人", "value": "还反了你了啊?" }, { "from": "钱掌柜", "value": "你信不信?" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "钱夫人哪,这些被褥是我们自个的,带走成不?" }, { "from": "钱掌柜", "value": "不行!问我!打今个起,我说了算,知道不?这个店不要了,还给你们。" }, { "from": "钱夫人", "value": "姓钱的!这个店可是我弄回来的!" }, { "from": "钱掌柜", "value": "你弄回来的?是你骗回来的吧,啊?我告诉你,今你给我说一句话,是要我,还是要这个店,要这个店还是要我,你看着办!" }, { "from": "钱夫人", "value": "你给我回来!佟老板啊,佟掌柜,真有你的啊,你这招玩得可真漂亮啊,后会有期!" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "咿——哈哈哈!" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "掌柜的,掌柜的,嫁妆都搬完了,还有啥搬的?" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "有,把这些东西再搬回去吧。" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "行,包我身上了……啥玩意?" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "啊哈哈哈哈!" } ] }, { "id": "episode_29_chunk_0", "conversations": [ { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "大家好,欢迎收看同福客栈知识竞答,准备好了吗?好,请选择格物致知的始作俑者,一:朱熹,二:王阳明,三:王重阳,四:王沪生。" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "王沪生谁呀 ?" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "答案不够,现凑的,请选择。" }, { "from": "莫小贝", "value": "我想向场外求助。" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "好的,向谁呢?" }, { "from": "莫小贝", "value": "恩,我的亲友团。" }, { "from": "莫小贝", "value": "耶!" }, { "from": "莫小贝", "value": "就你好了。" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "好的,时间30秒,从现在开始。" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "关于这个格物致知啊,我建议你先买一样东西,然后你仔细的观察,在观察的同时……" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "时间到!" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "啊 ?" }, { "from": "莫小贝", "value": "啊,我选四,王沪生。" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "确定吗?" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "确定一定以及肯定。" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "没你的事儿,一边去,不改了吗?" }, { "from": "莫小贝", "value": "不改了 。" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "唉,传奇录你们看过没有?" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "没有。" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "象山全集呢?" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "也没有。" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "都没看过啊,嘿嘿嘿太可悲了,一群白痴。" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "嘿嘿嘿,那是,谁有您博学啊?" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "嘿嘿嘿,啥书都看过,就是中不了举。" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "哈哈哈。" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "我本来就没想中。" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "恩? " }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "我读书就是为了获取知识。" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "嘿,知道那些乱七八糟的知识有啥用啊?" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "当然有用了,子曰:知识就是力量。" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "哪个子啊?" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "培根子。" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "哪个朝代的呀?" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "Britain。" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "哦,也就是说Britain的培根子说,你是咱们同福客栈里最有力量的人哟?" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "某种意义上,是的。" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "啧啧啧,那就给咱展示一下吧,啊。" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "展示啥呀?" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "知识的力量呀。来呀来呀,小样的。" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "无知,无知。" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "小贝,回屋读书去吧。" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "哎,我这出去一会儿,人呢?" }, { "from": "邢捕头", "value": "我不是人呢?" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "哟,邢捕头,呸,老邢!" }, { "from": "邢捕头", "value": "你骂谁呢?" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "不是不是,你看我这记性啊,老忘了改口。" }, { "from": "邢捕头", "value": "那就别改口了,用不了多久,我的官职就回来啦。" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "是吗?那可是一个天大的……噩耗啊。" }, { "from": "邢捕头", "value": "这咋成噩耗了呢?啊?我升官你不乐意是不是?" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "不是不是。姬无命咋逃出来的?" }, { "from": "邢捕头", "value": "上个月京城闹地震,刑部大牢给震塌了,逃了很多犯人,其中就有他!" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "那为啥光通缉他呢?" }, { "from": "邢捕头", "value": "别人都抓回来了,就他还漂着。我估计呀,这小子奔这儿来了。" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "这不大可能吧?" }, { "from": "邢捕头", "value": "你想啊。上回是我抓的,他好不容易逃出来,还不得找我报仇啊?嘿嘿,回头我把他一抓,把钱一拿,把官一升,把号一封……" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "封号?封啥号?" }, { "from": "邢捕头", "value": "关中大侠呀!皇榜上写着呢,抓住他,赏银百两,封号大侠。哎,这回你们谁也不准帮忙,不准帮忙!" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "好好好,你一个人行吗?" }, { "from": "邢捕头", "value": "不行也得行啊。能不能官复原职,全指望他了。" } ] }, { "id": "episode_29_chunk_1", "conversations": [ { "from": "白展堂", "value": "赶紧走,赶紧走。" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "去哪儿呀?" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "姬无命逃狱了。" }, { "from": "莫小贝", "value": "逃就逃呗。他要敢来,我就再给他一闷棍。" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "然后我就给你收尸。他武功深不可测,上次不是因为被我点了穴,你们谁能治得了他?" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "那怎么办呀?" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "赶紧收拾东西,准备跑路。" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "小贝,不要再写了,去通知一下秀才他们,快点儿,快点儿。" }, { "from": "莫小贝", "value": "哎,秀才来了,我去通知他们啊。" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "嗯,你们好啊。" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "你好你好。" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "我这次来啊,主要是想阐述一下,为什么说 只是就是力量。" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "你没看见我们正忙着吗!去找小郭阐述去!" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "那不行,她会攻击我的。" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "你再不走我也攻击你啊。" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "君子动口不动手啊。" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "他不动我动。" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "哎哎哎,你们怎么都这样?难道真理就这么难以接受?难道武力就能解决所有问题啊?" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "好好好,你说。你倒是说呀!" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "那得从人和宇宙的关系开始讲起的。" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "哎呀,太精彩,太震撼,太有说服力了!哎,枕头带不带啊?" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "那你们前面干嘛还笑话我啊?" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "那是因为我无知,我的镜子呢?" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "您还知道自己无知啊。" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "不仅无知,而且不以为耻反以为荣。哎,首饰呢?带着呢?" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "你们……?" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "我们是禽兽,是败类,先凑合一下,快一点儿,路上再收拾吧。" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "你们…………" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "我们是罪人,是耻辱,是你的绊脚石,行了吧?哎哎,这个你带着吧。" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "哎,知耻而后勇,你们还是有希望的。只要多读书,读好书。" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "哎哎,我还没说是啥书呢。" } ] }, { "id": "episode_29_chunk_2", "conversations": [ { "from": "姬无命", "value": "你到底说不说?" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "我说什么呀?我只说看你眼熟,又没说真地认识你。" }, { "from": "姬无命", "value": "你要是不认识我,怎么觉得我眼熟?" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "我,我在梦里见过你,行不行?" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "小姬。" }, { "from": "姬无命", "value": "你……认识我?" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "不认识。" }, { "from": "姬无命", "value": "那你为什么叫我小鸡?" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "我这人就有这爱好,专爱给人起外号。" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "对对对,我们的外号全是他起的。" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "小鱼,小虾,小耗子。" }, { "from": "姬无命", "value": "我以前一定到过这儿。" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "不可能。" }, { "from": "姬无命", "value": "为什么不可能?" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "因为我一直都在这儿啊,我从来都没有见过你。你们见过他吗?" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "没见过。" }, { "from": "姬无命", "value": "也许是前世呢。这儿是不是有个后院?" }, { "from": "姬无命", "value": "没有!有……" }, { "from": "姬无命", "value": "这后院是不是有口古井?" }, { "from": "姬无命", "value": "没有有……" }, { "from": "姬无命", "value": "这井是不是正德年间的?" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "他想起来了他!" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "我发财了。" }, { "from": "姬无命", "value": "想起来就好喽。" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "你上哪儿去?" }, { "from": "姬无命", "value": "到那边儿看看。看看能不能想起更多的事情。这门帘怎么变蓝色了?" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "这人谁呀?" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "姬无命!" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "赶紧报官呐!" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "报什么官呢?就老邢那两下子,来不是送死吗?" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "小声点!你说怎么办?" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "看看再说吧。见机行事。" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "抄家伙!" } ] }, { "id": "episode_29_chunk_3", "conversations": [ { "from": "白展堂", "value": "还没想起来呢?" }, { "from": "姬无命", "value": "没有。越想越乱。乱糟糟一团,理都理不清。" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "那就别坐这儿了,别想了。" }, { "from": "姬无命", "value": "那怎么行啊?告诉你啊,我是从大牢里逃出来的。不许说出去啊。否则我对你不客气!" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "绝对不说。那你犯的是什么罪呀?" }, { "from": "姬无命", "value": "不知道。十有八九是个冤案。" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "为什么呢?" }, { "from": "姬无命", "value": "你想啊,我一不会偷,二不会抢,三不会杀人放火。" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "哎呀,您太谦虚啦。" }, { "from": "姬无命", "value": "哎,你啥意思呀?" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "哎,没有我这是夸你呢。我这人一夸人,有时候不走脑子,而且不分场合。" }, { "from": "姬无命", "value": "哎,你贵姓啊?" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "免贵姓姓周。" }, { "from": "姬无命", "value": "太幸福了!我要是知道自己姓什么,我豁出命去都行!" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "你要真想起来,说不定你会后悔的……" }, { "from": "姬无命", "value": "我为什么会后悔呀?" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "没想到你还挺顾家的啊。来来来,坐这儿啊,他一坐这儿我就害怕。" }, { "from": "姬无命", "value": "飘忽了这么久,我才忽然明白。家,是最后的港湾。" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "如果你没有家呢?" }, { "from": "姬无命", "value": "一定有的。哎,等等。" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "怎么了?" }, { "from": "姬无命", "value": "不对劲呀。" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "咋了?" }, { "from": "姬无命", "value": "我见过你么?" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "没有啊。" }, { "from": "姬无命", "value": "你贵姓啊?" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "姓周。" }, { "from": "姬无命", "value": "我为啥觉得我跟你这么熟呢?" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "那主要是因为我没皮没脸,自来熟。兄弟,您在这儿慢慢想,我出去转转。做饭去,做饭。" } ] }, { "id": "episode_29_chunk_4", "conversations": [ { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "这是干啥呢?" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "蒙汗药。先把他撂倒再说。他万一想起来啥,咱就全完了。" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "那你从哪弄来的蒙汗药?" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "三年前剩的。就是他的。" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "那要不管用怎么办?" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "不管用就只能豁出去了!让老邢跟他拼命。" }, { "from": "邢捕头", "value": "跟谁拼命?" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "姬无命。" }, { "from": "邢捕头", "value": "他出现了?" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "没有,没有。我们这不等着呢么?等着喝你的升职酒啊。" }, { "from": "邢捕头", "value": "就先别急着喝,先弄点吃的。" }, { "from": "邢捕头", "value": "哎哎,老邢。" }, { "from": "邢捕头", "value": "怎么了?怎么了?" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "这是客人点的。" }, { "from": "邢捕头", "value": "你再烧一个嘛。" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "不行,不行。" }, { "from": "邢捕头", "value": "干嘛?舍命保你们平安,吃点都不行啊?不像话。干嘛?" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "少吃点。" }, { "from": "邢捕头", "value": "抠门儿。" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "够了吧。" }, { "from": "邢捕头", "value": "自从入了丐帮,吃没吃像,不够雅是吧?" } ] }, { "id": "episode_29_chunk_5", "conversations": [ { "from": "邢捕头", "value": "姬无命,你哪里逃?" }, { "from": "姬无命", "value": "他怎么了?" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "累的……休息一会儿就好了。" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "好不了,这蒙汗药劲儿大着呢。" }, { "from": "姬无命", "value": "蒙汗药?你们这是黑店?" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "当年你在的时候,确实是个黑店。" }, { "from": "姬无命", "value": "什么意思啊?" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "你别听她胡说。" }, { "from": "姬无命", "value": "难道,我前世就是死在你们手里,所以才总记得这个地方?" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "大哥,你比我们早几年出生,我们怎么能杀你嘛。" }, { "from": "姬无命", "value": "若非前世,那就是你们杀了人,然后嫁祸到我头上。" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "你还真敢猜。" }, { "from": "姬无命", "value": "果真如此?我跟你们拼了。" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "住手。事到如今,我只能跟你实话实说了,大佬!" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "大佬?" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "你叫姬无命,是我们的掌柜兼龙头大哥。" }, { "from": "姬无命", "value": "啊,那他们都是我手下吗?" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "是啊!" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "是啊,是啊~~" }, { "from": "姬无命", "value": "那我娘子在哪儿?" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "娘子?她,她就是你的娘子。" }, { "from": "姬无命", "value": "娘子~~" }, { "from": "姬无命", "value": "咱俩有孩子吗?" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "有有有,后院有个丫头片子,那是你闺女。" }, { "from": "姬无命", "value": "那我得看看去。" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "不行,孩子小怕生。" }, { "from": "姬无命", "value": "怕啥生啊,我是她爹呀!" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "那,你想好跟她说什么了吗?" }, { "from": "姬无命", "value": "那还不好说,爹,我回来了。" }, { "from": "姬无命", "value": "啊?" }, { "from": "姬无命", "value": "不对呀,我爹回来了。" }, { "from": "姬无命", "value": "啊?" }, { "from": "姬无命", "value": "也不对啊,爹,你回来了。我咋现在我语无伦次了我呀?" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "这,说明你太激动,不适合见你女儿啊。" }, { "from": "姬无命", "value": "那我啥时候见哪?" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "这么多年没见她,也不给她买个见面礼,抠门。" }, { "from": "姬无命", "value": "见面礼?" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "嗯。" }, { "from": "姬无命", "value": "对啊,见面礼,我这就给她弄去。" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "撤!" } ] }, { "id": "episode_29_chunk_6", "conversations": [ { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "一二三四五。他不算,李大嘴呢?" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "到东街雇马车去了。" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "小贝呢?" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "正收拾她那零食和玩具呢。" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "快去叫她快一点。等等,我去叫。你们快一点。" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "回来回来,快快快。咱都走了,他呢?" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "把他抬到楼上去,找一个房间藏一夜啊。" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "秀才,搭把手。" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "一定要快一点,轻一点。我在后院等你们啊。" } ] }, { "id": "episode_29_chunk_7", "conversations": [ { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "你咋才来?是你。" }, { "from": "姬无命", "value": "娘子。" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "你怎么才回来啦?" }, { "from": "莫小贝", "value": "发生什么事?嫂子。" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "千万不要出来。" }, { "from": "姬无命", "value": "我这不给闺女送见面礼来了吗?" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "你这都是赃物,你就不怕被抓吗?" }, { "from": "姬无命", "value": "要不,咱们换个地方,重新开始。" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "开始什么呀?" }, { "from": "姬无命", "value": "开始一种全新的生活呀,娘子……" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "不要动,你再动我就,我就咬舌自尽。" }, { "from": "姬无命", "value": "别别别,我说错什么了吗?" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "你一走就是这么多年。我们母女受了多少罪,你知道吗你?" }, { "from": "姬无命", "value": "可苦了你了,娘子。" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "我倒是无所谓,就是小贝,每天以泪洗面,哭着喊着找爹。爹,爹,我饿~~~~~我想吃糖葫芦,我都不敢告诉她,你还活着,你自己走吧,我是不会跟着你走的。" }, { "from": "姬无命", "value": "为什么?" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "因为,我的心里头已经有别人了。" }, { "from": "姬无命", "value": "有别人了?谁呀?" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "这个你就不要管了。" }, { "from": "姬无命", "value": "是不是老周?" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "谁谁谁?" }, { "from": "姬无命", "value": "就是细皮嫩肉的那小子。" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "他姓白。" }, { "from": "姬无命", "value": "白?" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "嗯。" }, { "from": "姬无命", "value": "白?白?" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "你咋了?" }, { "from": "姬无命", "value": "我这脑子好像又开始不够用了。" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "嗯,所以我就更不能跟着你走了。回头你把我带出去,又忘了我是谁,那我找谁哭去啊?你自己走吧,啊。" }, { "from": "姬无命", "value": "不成。你不跟我走行,我得把我女儿带走。" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "不可能,闺女也不是你的。" }, { "from": "姬无命", "value": "你说什么?" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "她是我和老白背着你生的。" }, { "from": "姬无命", "value": "天哪,我到底做错了什么?你要这么惩罚我?" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "小姬?" }, { "from": "姬无命", "value": "来得正好,我跟你拼啦。" } ] }, { "id": "episode_29_chunk_8", "conversations": [ { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "展堂,你不要紧吧。你为啥下手这么狠?" }, { "from": "姬无命", "value": "你问他,为什么要勾引你?" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "我们错了,是我们对不起你。" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "但我们是真心相爱的。" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "求求你,成全我们吧。" }, { "from": "姬无命", "value": "成全你?谁成全我呀?" }, { "from": "莫小贝", "value": "那啥时候走啊?" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "住手,他是你亲生闺女。啊?" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "我也是被逼无奈的,没有办法。" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "那你也不能胡编乱造呀你!" }, { "from": "姬无命", "value": "哎,你们说,他到底是谁的闺女?" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "你的……他的。" }, { "from": "姬无命", "value": "你这个禽兽。" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "别过来,子曾经曰过,武力是解决不了任何问题的。" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "什么子?" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "吕子!" }, { "from": "姬无命", "value": "你想怎么死,我成全你。" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "排山倒海,哎哟。" }, { "from": "姬无命", "value": "下回出招,用不着先喊,拿命来。" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "慢着,杀我可以,但得先说明白了,我到底是死在谁的手里" }, { "from": "姬无命", "value": "废话,我呀。" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "我,是谁?" }, { "from": "姬无命", "value": "我怎么知道你是谁呀?" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "问题来了吧。" }, { "from": "姬无命", "value": "你,什么意思啊?" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "这得从人和宇宙的关系开始讲起了,在你身上长久以来,一直就有一个问题在缠绕着你。" }, { "from": "姬无命", "value": "什么问题呀?" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "我,是谁?" }, { "from": "姬无命", "value": "这个我已经知道啦。" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "不,你不知道,你知道吗,你是谁,姬无命吗?不!这只是个名字,一个代号,你可以叫姬无命,我也可以叫姬无命,他们都可以,把这个代号拿掉之后呢,你又是谁?" }, { "from": "姬无命", "value": "我不知道,我也不用知道。" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "好好,那你再回答我另一个问题,我是谁?" }, { "from": "姬无命", "value": "这个问题已经问过了。" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "不,我刚才问的是本我,现在问的是自我。" }, { "from": "姬无命", "value": "这有什么区别吗?" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "举个例子,但我用我这个代号来进行对话的同时,你的代号也是我,这意味着什么呢?这是否意味着,你就是我,而我也就是你。" }, { "from": "姬无命", "value": "这,这,这个问题没什么意义嘛。" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "那就问几个有意义的,我生从何来,死往何处,我为何要出现在这个世界上,我的出现对这个世界来说意味着什么,是世界选择了我,还是我选择了世界?" }, { "from": "姬无命", "value": "够了!" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "是谁杀了我,而我又杀了谁!" }, { "from": "姬无命", "value": "是我杀了我!" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "回答正确,动手吧!" }, { "from": "姬无命", "value": "啊!!" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "他不会再醒过来了吧?" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "应该不会了。" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "这,这算是个什么说法呀?" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "知识就是力量。同福客栈知识竞答下周同一时间与您相约。" } ] }, { "id": "episode_29_chunk_9", "conversations": [ { "from": "白展堂", "value": "好生伺候。" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "烦死个人了。上次墓里那个陪葬品,已经把我折腾得半死了,那个事儿还没有完,它又来了。" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "我要没事儿我就不来了。" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "我有没有说你。你找我干啥呀?" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "楼下大家伙都等着呢。" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "等我干啥啊?" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "发工钱呗。" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "他说啥?" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "发工钱,该发工钱了。" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "发工钱?世界上还有这样的事儿吗?" } ] }, { "id": "episode_29_chunk_10", "conversations": [ { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "再加一枚,展堂你的。" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "谢掌柜的。" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "秀才你的。" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "嘿嘿嘿,谢掌柜的。" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "小郭,你的。" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "谢谢掌柜的。" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "不要拿了,看看就行了,谁让你摸的?" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "哎哟,那你总得给人家留点脂粉钱吧 。" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "要啥脂粉钱啊,都是熟人,涂了给谁看?" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "你管!" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "我不管你能长那么大吗?" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "排山倒。" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "葵花点。" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "切~" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "切~ 掌柜的,大嘴这我替他收着。" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "收银子。放那儿,跟你没有关系。" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "秀才啊,要不你先借我一点儿呗。" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "你什么时候还?" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "我下个月发了工钱就还给你。" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "哎哎,你又没有工钱,拿什么还他呀?" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "拿我……" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "一言为定。" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "那床破棉被,你要喜欢,就拿去盖好了。" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "把钱还我。" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "哎,小气兮兮的样子,也不知道拿这些钱干什么使。" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "娶妻生子过日子不都得花钱呐?" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "娶妻生子还花钱吗,我娶妻生子就没花过钱。" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "你已经没妻咧~嘿~" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "嘿嘿,听你这话的意思,是想找个二手货?" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "白展堂。" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "怎么着?" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "我跟你拼了我。" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "来呀,来呀,你来呀,来,哎,上哪儿去啊?" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "我在书里把你写死。" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "千万别留后手。" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "哎,你上哪儿去呀?" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "我喝两口。" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "肥水不流外人田啊。" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "想没事儿呢。" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "又咋了?" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "展红绫。天下第一女捕头。" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "就是你给她写书的那个?" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "就是她。这样,我先撤了,等风头过去,我再回来啊。" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "你还是呆着吧,逃也逃不远的。" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "为啥呀?" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "骨头都酥了,逃啥吗?开玩笑,你还是上楼躲着吧。我来会会她。" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "你千万别招她阿。她好哭,千万别招她啊。" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "我不招她,我惹她!光惹还不算,欺负死她。补个妆先。" }, { "from": "燕小六", "value": "佟掌柜。" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "等一下,马上就好啊。" }, { "from": "燕小六", "value": "等嘛?我们俩不找你。" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "那也得等着!" }, { "from": "燕小六", "value": "她平时不这样。您先坐,您先坐,我帮您叫人去。" } ] }, { "id": "episode_29_chunk_11", "conversations": [ { "from": "燕小六", "value": "我介绍一下啊。这位就是六扇门的展大捕头。" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "噢,久仰久仰,你找秀才有事儿吗?" }, { "from": "展红绫", "value": "你是吕秀才吗?" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "她是我的代理人。有什么事儿,找她。" }, { "from": "展红绫", "value": "你以前从来没有练过武功吧。" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "你怎么知道的?" }, { "from": "展红绫", "value": "女人的直觉。" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "直觉可以培养的吗?" }, { "from": "展红绫", "value": "也许可以,但您肯定不行。" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "为什么?" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "切~" }, { "from": "展红绫", "value": "这是一百两,过来点点吧。" }, { "from": "展红绫", "value": "不是你。" }, { "from": "燕小六", "value": "不是你。" }, { "from": "展红绫", "value": "是你。" }, { "from": "燕小六", "value": "是你。" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "我?" }, { "from": "燕小六", "value": "过来,过来。" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "为什么是我呀?" }, { "from": "展红绫", "value": "你抓了姬无命,这是朝廷的赏银。还有这块牌子。" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "关中大侠?" }, { "from": "展红绫", "value": "收好了。" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "疼疼,真疼。" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "你没事儿吧,你。" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "呵呵呵,不是梦。" } ] }, { "id": "episode_29_chunk_12", "conversations": [ { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "这位就是展捕头吧。" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "掌柜的你咋的了,被煮了?" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "去!这位就是展捕头吧。" }, { "from": "展红绫", "value": "你怎么知道的?" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "这个嘛……" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "女人的直觉,不只你一个人有。" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "对对对,我的直觉很准的。" }, { "from": "燕小六", "value": "准极了,你还觉出来嘛来了?" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "从没有学过女红和刺绣吧?" }, { "from": "展红绫", "value": "我学那个干嘛呀?" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "我就学过,我的枕头啊,被套啊,全都是我自己绣的。" }, { "from": "展红绫", "value": "我用不着绣,到处都买得到。" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "买的哪有自己做得好呀,从没有穿过丝绸的衣服吧。" }, { "from": "展红绫", "value": "我用不着穿那个。" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "我就天天穿,我的楼上还有好几十身呢。" }, { "from": "展红绫", "value": "我要是想穿,随时都能穿。" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "不是太子,穿上龙袍也不会像皇上的。" }, { "from": "展红绫", "value": "你到底想说什么?" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "没什么呀,随便聊聊,从来就不会做家务吧。" }, { "from": "展红绫", "value": "是啊,我平时办案很忙的。" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "我再忙都会亲自下厨的。" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "下厨?" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "大人说话,小孩不要插嘴。去去去,该干啥干啥去。" }, { "from": "燕小六", "value": "对了,赶紧给展捕头找间上房。" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "上房没有了,小郭,让她到你的房间睡吧。" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "为什么啊?" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "因为,我是掌柜的,这里我说了算。" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "怎么了这是? 过来吧。" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "不用了,让她自己去吧。你不是有直觉吗?" }, { "from": "燕小六", "value": "哇,直觉好准呐。" } ] }, { "id": "episode_29_chunk_13", "conversations": [ { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "水弄好了,你可以洗澡了。" }, { "from": "展红绫", "value": "等等。我想向你打听个人。" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "睡呀?" }, { "from": "展红绫", "value": "你们这里又没有一个姓白的?" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "姓白的?有啊。白展堂,老白,白展堂。" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "不要喊了,不要喊了。找老白干吗呀?" }, { "from": "展红绫", "value": "老朋友了,找他叙叙旧。" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "老朋友是什么朋友?唱过歌吗?喝过酒吗?吃过饭吗?拉过手吗?" }, { "from": "展红绫", "value": "为什么要拉手啊?" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "哈哈哈哈,我就拉过。这么拉的,掰都掰不开哦。" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "什么时候拉的?我怎么都不知道?" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "你还能啥都知道?干你的活去!" }, { "from": "展红绫", "value": "他去哪儿了?" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "干活去了呀。" }, { "from": "展红绫", "value": "我是说老白。" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "这个我就不大清楚了。反正是再也不会回来的。" }, { "from": "展红绫", "value": "你知道窝藏逃犯要判多少年吗?" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "不知道。缉盗指南里写过吗?" }, { "from": "展红绫", "value": "我和他的事儿,你知道多少?" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "哼,用你的直觉猜猜嘛。" }, { "from": "展红绫", "value": "你不要逼我。" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "你想干啥?" }, { "from": "展红绫", "value": "带你去衙门聊聊天儿。" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "在那不好聊嘛,你松开。君子动口不动手。" }, { "from": "展红绫", "value": "我本来就不是君子。" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "你再不放手,我就咬了啊。我小时候,可被狗咬过。" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "放开她。" }, { "from": "展红绫", "value": "你终于肯出现了。" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "展堂不要管我,快走。" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "你的点穴手,练得不错呀。" }, { "from": "展红绫", "value": "那是因为你教得好。" } ] }, { "id": "episode_29_chunk_14", "conversations": [ { "from": "白展堂", "value": "几年不见,学会装老成了。" }, { "from": "展红绫", "value": "不是装,是真的。你不知道我这几年是怎么熬过来的。" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "你不是挺想当捕快的吗?" }, { "from": "展红绫", "value": "如果是我自己当上的,那当然好了。可是我这点成就,全是从你那儿偷来的。" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "你,什么意思呀?" }, { "from": "展红绫", "value": "就因为你那本《缉盗指南》,上头以为我办案有方,就把我活活树立成了典型。" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "这不是好事儿吗?" }, { "from": "展红绫", "value": "好什么呀?到处演讲,作报告,还要给新人上课。告诉他们我是怎么办案的。可这五六年来,我没有办成过一件案子。" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "那你是怎么保住这天下第一的?" }, { "from": "展红绫", "value": "每次一到关键时刻,我就跟别人说,贼死了,这案破不了了。别人问我为什么,我就跟他说,女人的直觉。" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "然后呢?" }, { "from": "展红绫", "value": "然后就变成悬案了呗。" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "切~还真有你的。" }, { "from": "展红绫", "value": "你以为我想这样吗?每次被人家怀疑的时候,你都不知道,我这心里有多难受。我是天下第一唉。" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "那你打算以后怎么办?" }, { "from": "展红绫", "value": "我想……我想请你加入六扇门,当我的助手。" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "你说什么?" }, { "from": "展红绫", "value": "放心,只要我不说,每人会认出你的。" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "那也不行,你别说六扇门了,就是一个普通的衙门,我进去,都吓得我一身一身出冷汗。" }, { "from": "展红绫", "value": "求求你啦。" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "我告诉你啊。你千万别哭,你哭也没有戏。" }, { "from": "展红绫", "value": "这可是你自找的。" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "你要干吗呀?这五六年我的轻功一点儿都没退步。" }, { "from": "展红绫", "value": "我不抓你,我可以抓你们掌柜的。" } ] }, { "id": "episode_29_chunk_15", "conversations": [ { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "哈哈哈哈哈,笑死我了,她凭啥抓我呀?" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "窝藏逃犯。" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "我又不知道你是逃犯。" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "说出去谁信呐?" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "我跟她拼了我!" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "你打得过她吗?" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "不是还有你呐嘛。" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "我不敢动手。人家是六扇门的人。" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "我看你不是不敢,是舍不得吧?" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "你阴阳怪气的,什么意思?" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "我啥意思,你自己心里明白呀。" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "我跟她什么都没有。" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "说出去谁相信呢?" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "你爱信不信,这破事儿,我不管了。" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "哼,破罐破摔了,是吧?" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "那也是让你给逼得。" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "你还倒打一耙?这日子没有办法过了。" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "不过就不过了,摔盘砸碗,一拍两散。" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "你这个没有良心的。" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "你干啥呀你?" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "我为你吃了多少苦,受了多少罪。" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "疼。" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "你竟然这样子对待我。" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "小点声儿小点声儿,别吵着孩子。" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "啊?" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "我这说啥呢,我这?" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "听着怪别扭的。" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "一般情况下,后面该说什么了?" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "我跟你离婚。" } ] }, { "id": "episode_29_chunk_16", "conversations": [ { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "客官,还要点什么?" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "我说你瞎显摆什么呢?吕秀才。" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "你叫我什么来着?" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "差不多得了啊。没完没了了还。" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "你可以不尊重我,但是你不能不尊重朝廷。" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "我试问一句,您除了误打误撞,逮了个姬无命,你还干过什么当得起这个侠字呢?" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "嘿嘿。" }, { "from": "燕小六", "value": "吕大侠有嘛吩咐?" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "去,把银子捐了。" }, { "from": "燕小六", "value": "捐哪儿去?" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "哪需要捐哪儿。" }, { "from": "燕小六", "value": "我想想,修河堤怎么样?" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "可以,把西凉河的河堤整个提高五十米。" }, { "from": "燕小六", "value": "啊!" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "五十米?" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "可以防海啸呀。" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "这离海远着呢。" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "那就防洪水。" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "修五十米,你以为修宝塔呢?" }, { "from": "燕小六", "value": "高了。" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "高了,那就四十九米,够不够,够不够,够不够…" }, { "from": "燕小六", "value": "够了,够了…" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "饶了你,不往外掏了,记住了啊,修好了之后上面要刻我的名字。" }, { "from": "燕小六", "value": "你叫嘛来着?" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "叫什么不重要,是什么才重要。" }, { "from": "燕小六", "value": "你嘛意思,吕大侠。" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "侠字要大,要用特粗的隶书,明白吗?" }, { "from": "燕小六", "value": "明白了。" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "像超人一样消失。" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "怎么样?" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "烧死你。动机虽然不太纯,但行为还是值得表扬的。" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "你就说,我这种行为,担不担的起这个侠字?" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "勉强担的起吧。那你花那么多钱,也有点过了吧?" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "嘿嘿嘿嘿嘿,天生我材必有用,有钱难买爷高兴,千金散去还复来,爷想怎么用就怎么用!谁要银子白给。" } ] }, { "id": "episode_29_chunk_17", "conversations": [ { "from": "展红绫", "value": "你找我有事儿吗?" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "没有别的。就是想跟你说,我是不会放他走的。" }, { "from": "展红绫", "value": "这事儿,可由不得你。你要干嘛?" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "这些首饰你拿着戴吧,啊。" }, { "from": "展红绫", "value": "你知道贿赂朝廷官员是什么罪吗?" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "求求你了。我不能没有他。" }, { "from": "展红绫", "value": "我也不能没有他。" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "我,我的娃也不能没有他。" }, { "from": "展红绫", "value": "你娃跟他是什么关系?" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "那也是他的娃呀。" }, { "from": "展红绫", "value": "真的吗?" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "真的。是个女娃叫小贝,鼻子像他,眼睛向我,嘴巴,像自己。不信,我带你去看看。" }, { "from": "展红绫", "value": "算了,既然这样,你们俩好好过吧,后会有期。" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "好好好,那我就不留你了啊。对了,你把这个拿上。" }, { "from": "展红绫", "value": "这怎么好意思呀。" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "这个不是给你的,是让你帮我交给衙门的。" }, { "from": "展红绫", "value": "这是怎么回事儿?" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "这是姬无命偷的,和我没有关系的。" }, { "from": "展红绫", "value": "那怎么会在你这儿?" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "因为他脑子坏了,硬塞给我的。我不要还跟我急,真的。" }, { "from": "展红绫", "value": "你觉得,我会相信吗?" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "一定会的,你不是有直觉吗?" }, { "from": "展红绫", "value": "好啊,给你两个选择,一,我用直觉,相信这件事跟你无关,二,我不用直觉……" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "我选一。" }, { "from": "展红绫", "value": "那就让老白跟我回去。" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "那我选二。" }, { "from": "展红绫", "value": "那你就和我回衙门。" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "那我可咋办呐。" } ] }, { "id": "episode_29_chunk_18", "conversations": [ { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "展堂,是我害了你,我要早知道这样,宁可坐牢也不会放你走啊。" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "那你去坐牢吧。啊。" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "你一路上小心啊。不要让她占了便宜。" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "不会的,有便宜,也是我占她的呀。" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "你还是留下吧。姓展的,我选二。" }, { "from": "展红绫", "value": "现在才选,晚了点儿吧。" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "不晚。你这就把我带回衙门,把我抓了去吧。" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "赶紧给她套上。老实点儿啊。再呲牙,再呲牙,再呲牙叫展捕头收拾你,我告诉你。" }, { "from": "展红绫", "value": "白展堂!你还有没有点人性?" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "不好了,不好了,闹贼了,闹贼了。朝廷给我的赏银全部被偷了,怎么办?" }, { "from": "展红绫", "value": "太猖狂了!竟敢在我眼皮底下作案!" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "哎,放了我吧。" } ] }, { "id": "episode_29_chunk_19", "conversations": [ { "from": "展红绫", "value": "怎么回事儿,你慢慢说。" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "小六问我要银子,说要把西街的牌坊修一修,我说,修就修呗,谁叫我是大侠呢,于是我就回屋,往炕洞里一掏……" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "炕洞?" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "我把银子全藏在炕洞里了。" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "你也不嫌脏啊?" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "脏也比丢了强啊。那些银子,一炷香的功夫就不见了……" }, { "from": "展红绫", "value": "吕大侠,你先别哭了。" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "你得给我做主呀。" }, { "from": "展红绫", "value": "我做不了主,因为贼已经死了。" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "不可能吧,我一直守在门口。" }, { "from": "展红绫", "value": "你就信了我吧。" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "为什么啊?" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "女人的直觉。" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "你能不能不用直觉来糊弄事儿?你做事儿能不能用用你的脑子?" }, { "from": "展红绫", "value": "说什么呢你?谁不用脑子了?" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "好,现在这儿没有外人,你有什么想法,你就说出来,即使说错了,也没人会笑话你。" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "说吧,说吧,说吧。" }, { "from": "展红绫", "value": "好吧,案发的时候,我跟佟掌柜在屋里,首先她被排除了," }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "说得很好,接着说。" }, { "from": "展红绫", "value": "小郭一直守在门口,因此她也被排除了。" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "等等,如果她说的是假话呢?" }, { "from": "展红绫", "value": "不可能,因为她的手很干净,两分钟之内,掏洞,偷钱,藏钱,洗手,再把脏水泼掉做到不留一丝痕迹,你觉得可能吗?" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "非常好。" }, { "from": "展红绫", "value": "她被排除了,同理,老白也被排除了,跑得挺快,剩下的只有秀才自己,贼喊捉贼!怎么了这是?" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "你看啊。只要你肯动脑子,破案,有的时候就是这么简单。" }, { "from": "展红绫", "value": "可是他的银子呢?" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "都在我这儿搁着呢。有贼,真的有贼,真的有贼呀。" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "行了,别嚎了,你也不想想,这两天你捐出去多少啦?西梁河的河堤,白马书院,镇口的戏台子,东街的饭馆,西街的茅房。" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "我算算,我算算。" }, { "from": "燕小六", "value": "吕大侠,吕大侠,可算找到你了,吕大侠,银子呢?" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "我没钱了。" }, { "from": "燕小六", "value": "开嘛玩笑?西街的牌坊都立起来了,石匠就登着发钱呢,赶紧拿钱来。" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "我真的没钱了,不信你搜呀,搜呀。" }, { "from": "燕小六", "value": "你这人怎么这样呢?你不给就不给,你装嘛穷啊?没见过这么抠门得你,还大侠呢?" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "我装穷?我缺德?哎,你把话说清楚!" }, { "from": "展红绫", "value": "你设局骗我?" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "这有什么错吗?你现在还打算带我走吗?" }, { "from": "展红绫", "value": "可是,这只是一个很小的案子。" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "但这却是一个很好的开始。" }, { "from": "展红绫", "value": "你觉得我能行吗?" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "一定行。只要你肯努力,肯动脑子,没有什么事,解决不了的。" }, { "from": "展红绫", "value": "但我还是有点担心。" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "再担心你也要坚持下去。人终究要靠自己。我能帮得了你一时,却帮不了你一世。你明白吗?" }, { "from": "展红绫", "value": "那好吧。我先走了,你自己多保重。" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "好,以后有什么事儿解决不了的,可以随时来问我,啊。" }, { "from": "展红绫", "value": "算了,你不方便。" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "不方便?这有什么不方便的?" }, { "from": "展红绫", "value": "你都已经有闺女了。" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "闺女?谁跟你说我有闺女了?" }, { "from": "展红绫", "value": "你们掌柜的,说是你跟她生的。" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "佟湘玉!" }, { "from": "展红绫", "value": "他们俩个之间一定有猫腻,女人的直觉,最后一次!" } ] }, { "id": "episode_30_chunk_0", "conversations": [ { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": " 来人呐,鞭子伺候, " }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "来了, 做" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "非要人催,养头驴都比你强, " }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "不可能, 买驴不得花钱呐" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "可养料便宜呀,一顿草料能唬弄两三天,谁像她似的," }, { "from": "莫小贝", "value": " 又懒又馋手还特别笨,还真不如换头驴呢, 嫂子,我缺个书包" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "我知道,你等着" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": " 换了好啊, 换了以后还能背你上学呢" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": " 我也能背啊 哎哟" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "还敢偷懒,我就活扒了你的皮 给小贝做书包" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "使不得" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "还是秀才对我好" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "她那么细皮嫩肉,做的包肯定不结实" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "啊" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "那你说咋办呀,总不能白白的养着吧" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": " 爹,娘,你们快来救我呀" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "别哭了" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "江湖不相信眼泪" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "还敢哭还敢哭,把她眼珠子挖出来吧" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "Happy Birthday to you,Happy Birthday to you,Happy Birthday to 小郭,祝你生日快乐" } ] }, { "id": "episode_30_chunk_1", "conversations": [ { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "关键时刻到了,就在我们唱起生日歌的时候,哗啦一下,就把各自准备的生日礼物都拿出来,出人意料的摆在了她的面前,这个时候小郭的心当时就被揉了一下,顿时热泪盈眶,怎么样怎么样" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": " 你这创意我听明白了 我明白了" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "你搞这种惊喜活动我不反对啊,哼,但最主要就是这个礼物" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "礼物不在贵重 表达一片心意就行了" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "那成,我给她做一碗长寿面" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "里面藏着一根碧绿的簪花" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "不,里面藏点碧绿的葱花,要不给她加点鲜艳的雪菜" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "也行,也行" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "哎,帮帮忙啊,这是她二十二岁的生日啊, " }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "哎呀,你不要着急嘛,你想给她她惊喜的心情,我可以理解,但是你前半部那些恶作剧,什么当驴呀做马的,显得我们很暴力, " }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "就是呢,再说我们也没有那么坏" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "这不成给你背黑锅了" }, { "from": "莫小贝", "value": "就是,尤其是我,所有的青少年朋友,觉着莫小贝是个坏孩子" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "不是有个温馨的结局吗" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "好秀才,你自己温馨去了,不要把我们也扯进来嘛" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "是,自己温呗,自己温" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "哎,她是不是你的伙计, 她是不是我们大家的好姐妹, 那怎么她连份二十二岁的生日礼物都得不到呢" }, { "from": "莫小贝", "value": "可我也没得到啊" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "等你长大了啊" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "哼哼" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "好好好,我这就准备礼物去" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "先等会儿,那我俩咋办呀,我这个月工钱都花的差不多了" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "是啊,要不你先给我预支点儿" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "缺钱是吧" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "嗯 对对对" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "自己想办法呀 " }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "这什么人呀这是" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "缺钱不要紧,我可以借给你们嘛,不要利息的" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "啊,我也借,我也借 " }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "谁都能借,就是不能借给你 " }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "为什么" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "我是你什么人啊, 我跟你啥关系啊,我把钱借给你,你拿什么还给我呢" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": " 我, 切,没劲透了你, " }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "瞧见没,就这意思,先惹急,再惊喜" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "她是惊喜了,我俩能落下啥呀" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "嗯" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "感激呗" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "切" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "哼" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "还有五十文谢礼" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "就这么定了" } ] }, { "id": "episode_30_chunk_2", "conversations": [ { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "快洗脸,你怎么才回来啊" }, { "from": "莫小贝", "value": "帮我嫂子选礼物来着" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "礼物" }, { "from": "莫小贝", "value": "嗯" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "给谁的" }, { "from": "莫小贝", "value": "不能说否则秀才会杀了我" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "你嫂子送礼,跟他有什么关系啊" }, { "from": "莫小贝", "value": "我们每个人都得送" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "除了你" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "喂喂喂,这又是什么说法啊" }, { "from": "莫小贝", "value": "这你甭管,到时候你就等着收礼吧," }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "啊, 他们要给我送礼啊" }, { "from": "莫小贝", "value": "我不知道" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "你悄悄告诉我,我绝不说出去" }, { "from": "莫小贝", "value": "得了吧,就你那张嘴 " }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "我发誓 我要是说出去就满脸起小痘" }, { "from": "莫小贝", "value": " 不够狠 " }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "那你说" }, { "from": "莫小贝", "value": "你要说出去啊,就在脚心里起小痘,越痒越挠,越挠越痒" }, { "from": "莫小贝", "value": "那那我不说了" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "行行行,我答应你还不行吗,唉,他们为什么要给我送礼呀" }, { "from": "莫小贝", "value": " 因为啊, 你等一下啊, 因为,他们想把你逗开心了,再拿你换头驴" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "啥" }, { "from": "莫小贝", "value": " 他们嫌你吃得多,干得少,这个懒不说吧,脾气还不好,所以还不如换头驴呢" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "驴脾气就比我好了, 欺人太甚" }, { "from": "莫小贝", "value": "这跟我没关系啊,都是秀才的主意" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "我就知道" }, { "from": "莫小贝", "value": "你别怕别怕,我永远支持你" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "你怎么支持我呀" }, { "from": "莫小贝", "value": "等驴来了,我天天骑它上学啊" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "这跟我有什么关系呀" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": " 我谢谢你了" }, { "from": "莫小贝", "value": "不客气不客气,我相信你一定比驴更出色" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "我,我还是趁早逃了吧,我" }, { "from": "莫小贝", "value": "你往哪逃啊,你前脚逃,他们就后脚跟你家讨债去,讨完债,再把你这点破事儿添点油加点醋,往江湖那么一传,以后你还混不混了" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "那那我该怎么办嘛" }, { "from": "莫小贝", "value": "一个字,忍" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "那我要是忍不住呢" }, { "from": "莫小贝", "value": "这不还有我呢嘛,有我在,我看谁还敢照死里欺负你" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "为了你这份情谊,我送你四个字,高风亮节" }, { "from": "莫小贝", "value": "为了你的前途,我也送你四个字,低眉顺眼" } ] }, { "id": "episode_30_chunk_4", "conversations": [ { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "有没发现屋里干净多了" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "不仅干净,而且整洁,最可怕的是空气当中弥漫着一股沁人心脾的芳香,谁干的" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "郭女侠" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "今儿早上她一起来就开始收拾,忙里忙外,擦这个擦那个,连口水都没顾上喝" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "最后我实在是看不下去了我劝她稍微歇会儿,你猜她说啥" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "说啥" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "等我打完了蜡再说啦" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "打蜡,往哪打蜡" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "你说她想干啥呀" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "根据我的经验, 一个女人,尤其像她这种又懒又笨的女人,突然间变勤快了只有两种可能 第一,她的心上人要来了" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "那二呢" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "她的心上人已经来了" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": " 不可能,我一大早就在门口坐着,除了食客,没人进来" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "嗯" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "那就是第一种情况,不信你瞧着,大嘴,给我下碗面条去" } ] }, { "id": "episode_30_chunk_5", "conversations": [ { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "肚子饿啦" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "嗯" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "心上人,不是我吗" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "老白,出来接客拉" }, { "from": "佟石头", "value": "不用,不用,我是来找人的" } ] }, { "id": "episode_30_chunk_6", "conversations": [ { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "你找的人不在" }, { "from": "佟石头", "value": "哎呀,老兄,你知道我找谁吗,不在" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "我不管找谁,通通不在,出去出去出去" } ] }, { "id": "episode_30_chunk_7", "conversations": [ { "from": "佟石头", "value": "唉唉唉 " }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "来人呐,有人行凶啊" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "这还了了,展堂,石头" } ] }, { "id": "episode_30_chunk_8", "conversations": [ { "from": "佟石头", "value": "姐" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "你咋来了呀" }, { "from": "佟石头", "value": "我给你送嫁妆来了" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "一路上顺利吗" }, { "from": "佟石头", "value": "顺利" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "你渴不渴" }, { "from": "佟石头", "value": "不渴" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "饿不饿" }, { "from": "佟石头", "value": "不饿" } ] }, { "id": "episode_30_chunk_9", "conversations": [ { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "不饿,那走,先楼上坐" }, { "from": "佟石头", "value": "姐,好长时间不见你了,可想死我了" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "人呢,打你的人呢" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "上楼了" } ] }, { "id": "episode_30_chunk_10", "conversations": [ { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "你别管了,误会误会" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "去哪儿了" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "我的神呀,咋还穿上官靴了" } ] }, { "id": "episode_30_chunk_11", "conversations": [ { "from": "佟石头", "value": "咋样,这是咱爹帮我在六扇门要的,说是穿上能防贼" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "防啥贼吗,你那么愣的,谁还敢欺负你" }, { "from": "佟石头", "value": "姐,我姐夫呢" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "好小子,你躲这儿来了你" } ] }, { "id": "episode_30_chunk_12", "conversations": [ { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "你干啥呢" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "你不用管了,秀才让他给打了" }, { "from": "佟石头", "value": "是他先推我的" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "别人推我信,秀才推你,啊 那我就更信了,这位是六扇门的前辈吧,快请坐,快请坐,刚才多有冒犯,见谅见谅啊" }, { "from": "佟石头", "value": "你这啥意思嘛" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "没意思,您在这坐着,我下去招呼去了" } ] }, { "id": "episode_30_chunk_13", "conversations": [ { "from": "佟石头", "value": "姐,这个愣瓜是谁嘛" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "姐" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "这是我弟,佟石头,这是白展堂,你姐夫" }, { "from": "佟石头", "value": "哦,我姐夫" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "幸会幸会" } ] }, { "id": "episode_30_chunk_14", "conversations": [ { "from": "佟石头", "value": "姐,咋嫁给这种人了 哎呀,这手劲挺大的啊" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "还可以" } ] }, { "id": "episode_30_chunk_15", "conversations": [ { "from": "佟石头", "value": "大有啥用嘛,咱出去较量一下" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "好啊,楼下见" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "展堂,你别去" } ] }, { "id": "episode_30_chunk_16", "conversations": [ { "from": "白展堂", "value": "你别管,你别管" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "他的虎爪拳是家传的,名声恶得很" } ] }, { "id": "episode_30_chunk_17", "conversations": [ { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "人家练过就是练过,你看这爪子,让人挠着就是一死" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "还有这马步,什么叫做稳如磐石" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "什么叫做龙形虎步" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "这里有你说话的份儿吗" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "还不干活去" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "去" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "小郭啊,我也没有别的意思你别往心里去 " }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "这孩子功夫不错, 就是速度慢了点儿" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "哎呀,你就不要再说风凉话了,不好意思,吃饭吃饭,赶紧给他解穴吧" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "我给他解了他挠我怎么办呀" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "不会的,石头讲理的很,快快快" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "听你姐话啊,葵花解穴手" }, { "from": "佟石头", "value": "这局不算,再来一局,看招吧 " }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": " 点,你说这倒霉孩子,还说不听了,我告诉你啊,你再来劲儿,我真不客气了啊,葵花解穴手" }, { "from": "佟石头", "value": "哎呀,我跟你 还是讲和吧,姐夫 " }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "这回知道厉害了吧" }, { "from": "佟石头", "value": "厉害厉害" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "大小也是你姐夫" }, { "from": "佟石头", "value": "姐夫,你功夫这么厉害的,为啥不跟我爹一块儿干镖局呢" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "我就算了吧,我年龄大了,干不动啦 " }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "我年轻,而且特别踏实肯干" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "你的武功咋样嘛" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "就是" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "咱先不提武功啊,咱走镖的讲究是个机灵劲儿 " }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "干啥呀" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "切磋,切磋一下" }, { "from": "佟石头", "value": "好好切磋" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "咱走镖的,兵来将挡,水来土掩," } ] }, { "id": "episode_30_chunk_18", "conversations": [ { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "正所谓兵不厌诈,在这种情况下,我个人认为应该装死,为啥要装死呢" }, { "from": "佟石头", "value": "打住打住,老实说,你就跟我说一下,我姐夫到底是个啥样的人 " }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "他呀,特别热心,特别仗义" }, { "from": "佟石头", "value": "真的,哎呀,你甭说好听的,我就听缺点,不许藏着掖着" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "真的 他这人就特别胆小,那家伙有点风吹草动他第一个跑" }, { "from": "佟石头", "value": "还有呢" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "特别贪图享受,有点儿好吃好喝啥的,他第一个上" }, { "from": "佟石头", "value": "还有呢" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "这些还嫌不够你还想干啥呀" }, { "from": "佟石头", "value": ", 不想干啥,我就是想了解一下, " }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": " 不擦不知道,一擦吓一跳,大嘴你看,这么脏, 这样的厨房你也能进得去" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "那啥,咱再聊聊那个走镖的事儿 " }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "什么人哪这是, " }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "干活呢,累不累, 脚,疼疼" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "这就疼了,那你以后要小心一点儿,下回就没那么舒服了, " }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "我招你惹你了我, " } ] }, { "id": "episode_30_chunk_19", "conversations": [ { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "菜齐了,菜齐了,快吃快吃啊, " }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "小郭,谁允许你上桌吃饭的" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "我" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "你什么你,赶紧下去,找点呢" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "你等着, " }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "我去看看她,小郭, " }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": " 来,石头" }, { "from": "佟石头", "value": "哎,姐,这个女的她犯啥错误了" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "啥错都没犯呀,这是我这儿的规矩,快吃饭" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "来,吃饭" }, { "from": "佟石头", "value": "哎呀,我不吃了,姐夫,我跟你说,就我家那个七十年的女儿红两大窖,你要是想喝,跟我一块回汉中,包你喝个够,每天都喝,喝死为止" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "还是算了吧,我这人不爱出远门" }, { "from": "佟石头", "value": "那就不出门,在家里呆着,你要是呆腻了,就上山打猎,我给你派十个保镖" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "哎,这话我咋听着那么耳熟呢" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": " 石头,你想干啥嘛" }, { "from": "佟石头", "value": "姐,你看你咋急了呢,表示一下对姐夫的好感,有错吗" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "没错儿,这样吧你们姐俩吃着,我铺床睡觉了" }, { "from": "佟石头", "value": "睡觉,姐夫,你就睡这儿" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "啊,怎么了" }, { "from": "佟石头", "value": "你跟我姐不睡一屋啊" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "睡一个屋,睡一个屋,你先上楼等我啊, 乖, 我过会儿就来了" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "他这个人呀记性不太好,老爱忘事,你吃不吃" }, { "from": "佟石头", "value": "不吃了" } ] }, { "id": "episode_30_chunk_22", "conversations": [ { "from": "白展堂", "value": "谁呀" }, { "from": "佟石头", "value": "睡了吗" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "睡了" }, { "from": "佟石头", "value": "睡着还说话呢" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "梦话" }, { "from": "佟石头", "value": "哎呀,还是汉中的床睡得香啊,睡觉从来就不说梦话," }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "啥意思嘛" } ] }, { "id": "episode_30_chunk_23", "conversations": [ { "from": "佟石头", "value": "哟, 姐夫,你咋睡地上呢" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "你咋进来的" }, { "from": "佟石头", "value": "门开着<我就进来了" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": " 呀 ,你咋进来了,赶紧出去," }, { "from": "佟石头", "value": "姐姐姐,你看你看,让姐夫睡地上,我告诉爹,你虐待姐夫" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "别别别, 石头,这是我自愿的,自愿的" }, { "from": "佟石头", "value": "自愿的,为啥" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "我得练武功啊" }, { "from": "佟石头", "value": "练武功,练啥功呢" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "蛤蟆功, 我得贴在地上,吸天地之灵气,取日月之精华,呱呱,是吧,湘玉" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "对啊,天天练" }, { "from": "佟石头", "value": "天天练,我的神啊,那你俩不想要孩子啦" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "这是我俩的事儿你不要管.出去 " }, { "from": "佟石头", "value": "不管不管,我回去告诉爹" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "哎哎哎," }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "石头,都是自己人,有话好好说" }, { "from": "佟石头", "value": "有啥好说的,两口子的事情外人管不着,不知道我爹会不会这么想" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": " 佟石头,到底想干啥就直说嘛" }, { "from": "佟石头", "value": "我就是想让姐夫回汉中帮我照看镖局" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "那我回去照看镖局,你干啥呀" }, { "from": "佟石头", "value": "我要单枪匹马,闯荡江湖, " } ] }, { "id": "episode_30_chunk_24", "conversations": [ { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": " 你可算回来了,劝得咋样了" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "小意思,给我倒点水去,劝了一下午,换了别人嗓子都哑了" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": " 辛苦你了" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "不辛苦,只要能把石头劝回去就行, " }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "你是咋劝的" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "动之以情,晓之以理,用我的真心温暖他的手心," }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": " 说正经的,咋劝的嘛" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "咋劝的你就甭管了,总之这事儿摆平了" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "哟,那他的决心也不是很大嘛" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "你以为呢,石头看着像个样儿,其实就是一个小屁孩儿" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "谁呀" }, { "from": "佟石头", "value": "我,你俩睡了吗" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "睡啦,睡啦,赶紧上床," }, { "from": "佟石头", "value": "我有要紧的事,我推门进去了啊 " }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "进来吧" }, { "from": "佟石头", "value": "进来了,这就对了,早点儿生娃,早点儿回家" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": " 回家, 你啥意思嘛" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "他想早点要个娃,然后带着娃和你回汉中,到那个时候就可以放我出来闯荡江湖了" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "白展堂,你就是这么劝他的" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "这主意不挺好吗, 再说了,你那么大岁数了,不早点生娃你等着改嫁呀, " }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "要生娃你自己要去" }, { "from": "佟石头", "value": "哎,姐,你不同意啊" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "我不是不同意" }, { "from": "佟石头", "value": "不同意也不要勉强嘛,我正想早点开闯呢" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": " 石头,你现在已经挺像样的了" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "不像样,你是个大男孩儿, 你还是回去吧" }, { "from": "佟石头", "value": " 嗯,姐,你俩睡觉咋不脱衣服呢" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "汉中不都这样吗,我俩先习惯习惯" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "不用习惯了,我们哪儿也不去,就在这呆着,你赶紧给我回汉中,再敢胡闹,我就" }, { "from": "佟石头", "value": "告诉爹" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "对" }, { "from": "佟石头", "value": "在出来之前,我已经做好了充分的思想准备,不混出个样子来,我绝不回去见他" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": " 石头,你现在已经挺像样的了" } ] }, { "id": "episode_30_chunk_25", "conversations": [ { "from": "佟石头", "value": "像啥样子嘛,那是表面现象,你不知道背后有人说我啥" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "说你啥嘛" }, { "from": "佟石头", "value": "哎呀,这娃命真好,生下来啥都有了,我要是有这么好的爹呀,不知道出息成啥样子了,你听听" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "你听不出来,人家是在嚼舌头" }, { "from": "佟石头", "value": "无风不起浪,啊,我要是真的有出息的话,谁会这么说我呢" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "你要是真那么想闯,姐全力支持你" }, { "from": "佟石头", "value": "还是姐对我好,那我走啦" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "等等,你先在我这住几天,先体验一下江湖的感觉" }, { "from": "佟石头", "value": "你这儿能体验个啥嘛" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "我这儿,三教九流,龙蛇混杂,江湖上有的,我这儿全部有" }, { "from": "佟石头", "value": " 真的,那我回去先睡了,你跟姐夫也快睡吧 " }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": " 起来,起来, 还真在我这儿睡了 " }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "这事儿咋解决的" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "他不是觉得江湖很好玩吗,那我就给他找个反面的典型" } ] }, { "id": "episode_30_chunk_26", "conversations": [ { "from": "白展堂", "value": " 掌柜的,来了" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "郭芙蓉,你告诉我,当初闯荡江湖是为了啥" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": " 闯荡江湖" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "哼,那为什么闯了一半就不闯了呢" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "你说呢,等我把债都还清了,咱们江湖再见," }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": " 那已经是二十年以后的事情了" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "无所谓啊,我有的是时间" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "你以前有个绰号叫芙蓉女侠,对不对" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "你什么意思啊" } ] }, { "id": "episode_30_chunk_27", "conversations": [ { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "笑吧,随便笑,以后有你们哭的时候" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": " 我现在就想哭,眼睁睁地看着一代女侠变成一代大妈,还一点办法都没有, 这种感觉实在太悲凉了" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "苍天啊,你就开开眼,给她一个机会吧" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "让这只迷途的羔羊,重新找到人生的方向" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "来吧,羔羊,我厨房的大门随时向你敞开着,要烤要炸,大家说话啊" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "最好是烤,多放点孜然" } ] }, { "id": "episode_30_chunk_28", "conversations": [ { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "你们说够了没有" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "哟,长能耐了是不是" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "还敢呲牙是吧" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "还敢撂蹶子了是不是, 我忘了驴不会撂蹶子" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "那就打到她学会为止" }, { "from": "佟石头", "value": "哎哎哎,姐夫,姐,你们这是干啥呢" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "你不管啊,玉不琢不成器,棍棒底下出孝女" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "我忍无可忍啦" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "老白,点她" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "葵花~~" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": " 你们欺负人" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "别哭了" }, { "from": "佟石头", "value": "你看你这事干啥的嘛" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "你看见了吗,这就是乱闯江湖的下场" }, { "from": "佟石头", "value": "姐,你咋也变啦" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "这跟你姐没关系,是你根本就没弄明白,这就是江湖的本来面目" }, { "from": "佟石头", "value": "江湖" } ] }, { "id": "episode_30_chunk_29", "conversations": [ { "from": "莫小贝", "value": "小郭姐姐,你没事儿吧" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "没事儿,哭一会儿就好" }, { "from": "莫小贝", "value": " 他们欺负你了" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "我一定会杀了他,我一定会杀了他" }, { "from": "莫小贝", "value": "杀谁呀" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "吕秀才" }, { "from": "莫小贝", "value": "我劝你还是忍着点儿吧,这只是一个开始喔" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "他们还想怎么样" }, { "from": "莫小贝", "value": "太凶残了,我都不忍心说" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "没事,小贝,你说吧, 好让我有个心理准备, 这不是驴耳朵" } ] }, { "id": "episode_30_chunk_36", "conversations": [ { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "吕秀才" }, { "from": "莫小贝", "value": "我劝你还是忍着点儿吧,这只是一个开始喔" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "他们还想怎么样" }, { "from": "莫小贝", "value": "太凶残了,我都不忍心说" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "没事,小贝,你说吧, 好让我有个心理准备, 这不是驴耳朵" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "什么" }, { "from": "莫小贝", "value": " 别说是我说的啊" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "可是滥用私刑是犯法的呀" }, { "from": "莫小贝", "value": "对我用,就算是犯法,对你用,就不算" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "为什么呀" }, { "from": "莫小贝", "value": "谁让你欠人家钱啦" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "钱钱钱,又是钱,为了这么点钱,你们至于吗," }, { "from": "莫小贝", "value": "你,你这是要干什么呀" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "必须得走了" }, { "from": "莫小贝", "value": "你去哪儿呀" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "回家,这样的日子我一天也呆不下去了" }, { "from": "莫小贝", "value": "我劝你还是忍着点儿吧,再忍一天就没事儿啦" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "你怎么知道" }, { "from": "莫小贝", "value": "我我,我不能说" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "不能说就别说了,咱们后会有期" }, { "from": "莫小贝", "value": "他们想给你一个生日惊喜" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "谢谢了, 你说什么" }, { "from": "莫小贝", "value": " 你过来" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "这不是驴耳朵]" } ] }, { "id": "episode_30_chunk_37", "conversations": [ { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "啥都不要想了啊,回了家就帮咱爹照看好镖局啊" }, { "from": "佟石头", "value": "行,我知道了,姐,你也要好好照顾自己,不要太操心了" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "放心吧,有我呢" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "本女侠刚才忽然间明白一个道理" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "什么道理" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "闯荡江湖,什么都能丢,就是骨气不能丢,你们想糟践我的只管来吧" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "拿鞭子过来" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "你只管抽,只要给我留口气儿就行" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": " 我可真抽了啊, 你可不要怕疼喔" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "我但凡要皱一下眉头,就不是芙蓉女侠" }, { "from": "佟石头", "value": "说得好, 郭女侠,谢谢" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "谢什么" }, { "from": "佟石头", "value": "你的一番话,也让我明白了一个道理" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "什么道理" }, { "from": "佟石头", "value": "要想闯荡江湖,就不能怕吃苦,只要留口真气在," }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "哪怕桑田与沧海" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": " 不要听她胡说呀" }, { "from": "佟石头", "value": "哎呀,说得好 来吧" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "你们俩想干啥嘛" }, { "from": "佟石头", "value": "我就跟她一起挨打" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": " 你气死我算了" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "掌柜的,掌柜的,别生气,别生气" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "耶, 我们赢啦" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "不,这只是短暂的胜利,真正的曙光还在很远的前方" }, { "from": "佟石头", "value": "你啥意思啊" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "再累再苦,只当自己是二百五" }, { "from": "佟石头", "value": " 再难再险,就当自己是二皮脸" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": " 与君共勉 " } ] }, { "id": "episode_30_chunk_38", "conversations": [ { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "你们说,小郭是不是疯了" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "你说前后才半个时辰,咋变化这么快呢" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "这里边一定有猫腻," }, { "from": "莫小贝", "value": "你们别看我呀,我可啥都没说啊" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "发个毒誓先" }, { "from": "莫小贝", "value": " 我发誓,我要是说了,就让我满脸长小痘痘" }, { "from": "莫小贝", "value": "我确实说来着,可是,是她严刑逼供的嘛" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "怪不得,我就说她咋忽然这么有骨气了" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "她本来就有骨气,活活让咱们给磨没了" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "掌柜的,你寻思啥呢" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "没有啥,你们说,她在咱这儿呆这几个月,对她来说,是好是坏啊" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "有好有坏吧,好的一面呢,是知道了民间疾苦" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "那坏的一面呐" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "就像刚才秀才说的,她的勇气和冲劲,已经被咱活活给磨没了" } ] }, { "id": "episode_30_chunk_39", "conversations": [ { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "你这是干嘛呀" }, { "from": "佟石头", "value": "赎你呀,拿着吧" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": " 这怎么好意思呢,回家就还你" }, { "from": "佟石头", "value": "哎,不用不用,就当是我交的学费" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "学费" }, { "from": "佟石头", "value": "不就是那个, 再累,再苦那个嘛" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "你已经是个很出色的二百五了" }, { "from": "佟石头", "value": "哎呀,你也是个很出色的二皮脸" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "与君共勉" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "石头,你这是干啥" }, { "from": "佟石头", "value": " 行侠仗义" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": " 劫富济贫,这两个差不多就那意思" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "嗯,就那意思,劫他爹的富,济你的贫嘛" }, { "from": "佟石头", "value": "哎,姐夫,这啥意思啊" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "他说错了吗,拿家里的钱出来行侠仗义,她是应该感谢你,还是感谢咱爹" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": " 两个都谢" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "哎,你干嘛啊" }, { "from": "佟石头", "value": "行侠仗义绝不能把家里也扯进来," }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "你去哪啊" }, { "from": "佟石头", "value": "你等着,我一定赚够钱回来救你, " }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "那你早去早回啊,我等着你, " } ] }, { "id": "episode_30_chunk_40", "conversations": [ { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "明天就是她的生日了,这簪子是我娘留给儿媳妇的,我不知道该不该送给她, 又吃独食呢" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "要送你就送呗,你还怕她不要啊" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "如果是我送的,她肯定不戴,我怎么那么倒霉呀" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": " 你咋又倒霉了" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "我说什么做什么都是错的,你看啊,他救他,那就是行侠仗义,我救她,那是图谋不轨" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "那就说明你俩不是一路人" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "是啊,他们俩是什么人呐,江湖儿女,快意恩仇,我跟他们比,我算什么呀," }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "你咋这样呢,这都这么长时间了,你这醋劲儿咋还没消呢" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "我做不到想不想就不想了,我没你那么头脑简单, 我说的是单纯" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "我跟你说你就是读书读太多了, 把你脑子都读傻了" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "你不傻,那你告诉我,应该怎么做" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": " 过来 像个爷们儿,起来起来" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "干嘛" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "拿着你的簪子,敲她门,你跟她说你还喜欢她" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": " 那怎么可能呢,她那么恨我" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "要不说你不像个爷们儿" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "谁不像爷们儿了" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "那你就去" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "去就去," }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "欢迎回来,吕大小姐" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": " 嘘,佟掌柜她弟弟在院子里呢" } ] }, { "id": "episode_30_chunk_41", "conversations": [ { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "哎,你回来啦" }, { "from": "佟石头", "value": "回来了" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "银子呢" }, { "from": "佟石头", "value": " 银子,不提了,没赚上,现在世道乱得很,到处不招人,逼得我在集市上扛了一下午的大包, 疼死我了,我才赚了十文银子" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "那你还回来干什么嘛" }, { "from": "佟石头", "value": "我救你呀,赶紧收拾一下东西,趁着天黑,赶紧走,离开这地方" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": " 这不太合适吧" }, { "from": "佟石头", "value": "咋不合适了,我看挺好的" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "那时因为你没欠钱" }, { "from": "佟石头", "value": "就那点银子" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "这不是钱的问题,这是信誉问题" }, { "from": "佟石头", "value": "哎呀,信誉能当钱花呀" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "我问你,你为什么要闯荡江湖" }, { "from": "佟石头", "value": "那你为啥" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "我的初衷跟你一样,就是为了离开那个有影响力的爹,自己闯出点名堂来,可是,可是在这呆了几个月以后,似乎有点变了, " }, { "from": "佟石头", "value": "啥变了" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "哎呀,我跟你也说不清楚" }, { "from": "佟石头", "value": "哎呀,那到路上再说吧,快点儿快点儿," }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "不行,不能就这么走了, 这样是不负责任的你明白吗" }, { "from": "佟石头", "value": "你看,你都苦成啥了,还说啥责任呢" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "我苦不苦,我自己才知道,这几个月来,我一直在想这个问题,为什么这的环境这么苦,可我却越来越习惯了呢,我一直想都没有想出答案,直到刚才林走的那一刻, 我才恍惚知道,原来我的内心是很快乐很充实的" }, { "from": "佟石头", "value": " 每天干那么多的活儿,你能不充实吗" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "这跟干活没关系,我想说的是,因为我信守诺言,履行职责,所以我才快乐" }, { "from": "佟石头", "value": "行了,不敢逃就说不敢逃吧,你的胆气,全让他们磨没有了," }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "错了,我不敢逃,不是因为我胆怯,是因为我已经有足够的勇气和决心,去面对我自己的过错" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "你们" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "你刚才说的,我们都已经听到了" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "小郭,你这份胆气,我佩服" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "认识你这么久以来,说的第一句人话" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": " 哎呀,子时已经到啦,预备起" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "Happy Birthday to you,Happy Birthday to you,Happy Birthday to 小郭,祝你生日快乐" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": " 谢谢大家,礼物呢" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "还没有来得及准备, 不过我已经想好了一个礼物现在就可以送给你" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "什么" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "自由, 从现在起,咱俩的帐一笔勾销,你可以回家了" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "啊" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": " 掌柜的" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": " 不用谢我,这个生日的惊喜,还是秀才提出来的," }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "我怎么那么 幸运呐" } ] }, { "id": "episode_30_chunk_42", "conversations": [ { "from": "佟石头", "value": "姐,你不用送我了,我到家以后给你写信" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "你真的不想再闯荡江湖了吧" }, { "from": "佟石头", "value": "不是不想了,只是不到时候,很多事情没有想明白,等我想明白了,一定会给你,给爹,给我自己一个满意的交待" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "我等着你的交待," }, { "from": "佟石头", "value": "好,那我走了啊" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "路上小心点啊" }, { "from": "佟石头", "value": "我知道了" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "慢点儿走啊" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "再见啊 小心啊" } ] }, { "id": "episode_30_chunk_43", "conversations": [ { "from": "白展堂", "value": "郭儿啊,一路上小心啊,别让人贩子给卖了" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "哇噻,大哥能不能说点好听的" }, { "from": "莫小贝", "value": "小郭姐姐,你别忘了给我寄点糖葫芦吃" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": " 好的" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "千万别忘了给我写信啊" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "你又不认识字,写什么信" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "我不认识字你给我画" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "好好好" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "路上小心啊" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "好的好的,你们回吧,大家保重," }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "等等,这个你拿着," }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "这个" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "这是他妈留给儿媳妇的" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "好看吗" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "好看" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "我会想你的" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "知道了" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": " 好啦好啦,我走了啦" } ] }, { "id": "episode_31_chunk_1", "conversations": [ { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "咳咳~秀才,秀才,小郭饭也不吃帐也不算,整天眯眯瞪瞪像着了魔似的,她到底有啥好的嘛" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "她……她又啥好,跟我有什么关系啊" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "没有关系,你整天茶不思饭不想的啊" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "谁…… 天气热,胃口不好" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "小才呀,秀才,我也是过来人嘛,你的心情我的明白。你又啥不痛快的,就直接说出来,说出来心里就痛快了嘛" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "我有啥不痛快的呀" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "啊~" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "我这样挺好谢谢你啊" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "咋的,又没吃饭呐" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "这都七八天了,再这么耗下去,非出人命不可" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "出不了昨晚我看见他啃黄瓜来着" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "真的?" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "否则能撑到现在嘛,这种事啊,你就信我一句,时间会冲淡一切" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "希望如此啊" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "哎哎哎~又跑到哪儿野去了哪摘的花呀" }, { "from": "莫小贝", "value": "哎呀,谁说是摘的,你还我,还我" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "给她!采花是孩子的天性,热爱大自然嘛" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "咋…咋…咋了,啊" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "这花是哪儿来的" }, { "from": "莫小贝", "value": "我……我捡的呀" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "哪儿捡的" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "哎哎,还没有结帐呢,哎哎哎,不要跑呀,这生意让人咋做呀" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "哪儿捡的哪儿捡的,哪儿哪儿" }, { "from": "莫小贝", "value": "嫂子~~" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "哎呀,老白,你这是干啥呢嘛,放手呀,你把娃吓得啊" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "十年了,还是没有逃得了" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "啥,等一下啊你把花给人家送回原处去啊" }, { "from": "莫小贝", "value": "这真是我捡的" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "那就放回原处,快去" }, { "from": "莫小贝", "value": "哦哦" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "老白,咱回屋慢慢说啊" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "店里还有外人吗" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "都跑光了,剩下秀才,他已经断电了" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "你给我拿条裤子去" } ] }, { "id": "episode_31_chunk_3", "conversations": [ { "from": "白展堂", "value": "那个花盘是我们葵花派的信物" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "葵花派?我咋从来没有听说过" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "是个地下组织,我和我娘都是那儿的" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "喔,那你怕啥呢嘛" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "怕他们找我呀,好不容易逃出来了,过了几天安稳日子,这怎么就又找到了呢" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "哎呀,不怕不怕,他们要是真找过来,你就把话跟他们说清楚嘛" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "怎么说呀,我跟你们一刀两断,从此分道扬镳" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "对呀,这样说有啥不行嘛" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "行,你的武功是葵花派教的,先把武功还来吧" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "还就还!咋还嘛~" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "很简单,葵花点穴手,先把手指头剁了" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "不要再说了,实在不行咱就跟他们拼了" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "拼?葵花派高手如云呐,东西南北四大长老,武功之高,深不可测。" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "跟你比咋样嘛" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "我在葵花派武功倒数第二" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "那第一是谁嘛" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "无双" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "谁是无双?" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "啧,说了你也不知道,只要四大长老都在,谁都别想活塌实了" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "有那么恐怖吗" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "东长老,以前是六扇门的总顾问,眼睛一眯,就知道花盘上的瓜子数" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "咋不去当帐房呢" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "西长老,是大理段氏六十八代传人,一阳指听说过吗,再糙的墙面,一指抹过去,连个毛刺都没有" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "那咋不去当瓦匠呢" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "南长老是南少林三十六房出来的,奔雷快手,可以在油锅里捞铜钱,起锅,手不沾油" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "哟,他要是当魔术师倒是一绝啊" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "北长老,没有武功" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "那他咋当的长老吗" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "因为他是其他三个长老的二大爷" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "可怜的娃呀恩~~" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "对,对不起,我不是故意的啊" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "找我有啥事情吗" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "我倒没啥事,秀才有事" } ] }, { "id": "episode_31_chunk_4", "conversations": [ { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "这是咋回事嘛,秀才,你干啥呢" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "说呀,掌柜的问你话呢" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "啥也不用说了,就一句话,谢谢你们" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "谢啥嘛" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "首先我要感谢我的爸爸,还有我的妈妈" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "啧,说正经的" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "是,你说话别老拿腔拿调的" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "唉,谢谢大家,终于让我明白了,我不能再这么下去了,我真的很贱" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "说得好,鼓掌" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "尤其要感谢掌柜的,正是因为你的默许我才有机会……把这些东西都给烧了" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "烧了?" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "这枕头,她枕过,那被子,她盖过,还有这个,这个,这个,她都用过。只要把它们通通给烧了,她就能从我们的记忆当中慢慢消失,慢消失,消失,失…" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "有道理啊,但是你好象还忘了几样东西" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "什么东西啊" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "这只手,她拉过" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "还有这小脸,她好象亲过" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "还有你那瘦弱的小肩膀,她靠过不止一次了吧" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "她…她…" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "活在你的心里,怎么烧呀你" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "我不想活了,我的心都死了,我活着还有什么意思啊" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "行行,行了,不要那么酸不拉唧的秀才,我问你,你是不是真的想把她给忘了" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "那还用问吗,只要能把她忘了,我倾家荡产我也愿意啊" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "问题是,你也没有啥家产呐" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "没有了" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "我不是那意思,我的意思是…掌柜的,你说有啥招啊" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "我自有办法,毕竟是过来人嘛,走" } ] }, { "id": "episode_31_chunk_5", "conversations": [ { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "问世间是否此山最高,有爱的娃子像块宝,天若有情天易老,爱你爱到忘不了,忘不了你的情,忘不了你的好,忘不了你醉人的缠绵和手指淡淡烟草味道" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "这咋又唱上了呢" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "是" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "嘚,我来问你,困不困直接选中" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "选中?" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "就是把画面变成蓝色,兰色表示忧郁,下面开始回忆,你初次和小郭手拉手时的情景,初次告白,初次拥抱,初次争吵,反正所有的初次全部选上,很好,然后把这些记忆通通的删除" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "删除?" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "就是在画面的右上角有个小红叉子,点击一下,会跳出一个对话框,问你是否删除所有的记忆,看到了没有?点击确定" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "那就完了?" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "啊" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "完了,这样就解脱了,她的音容,相貌,还有她对你说的每句话,做的每一件事情,通通删除" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "还想啥呀,赶紧删除" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "是啊" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "我,我做不到" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "哎呀,我就知道是这个样子" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "那我该怎么办吗,啊" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "忘不了,就不要忘嘛,那么美好的回忆扔了多可惜" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "是挺可惜,可是我现在很难受啊" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "难受就难受嘛,鱼和熊掌你都想得了呀" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "能都得上吗" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "咋的,你还藏着熊掌呢" } ] }, { "id": "episode_31_chunk_6", "conversations": [ { "from": "白展堂", "value": "掌柜的,那啥,你能不能帮我把记忆也清一下" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "你想清啥嘛" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "把我在葵花派所有记忆,通通清掉" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "为啥呀" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "你不知道啊,自打那花出现以后,我整天提心吊胆,吃吃不好,睡睡不好,大白天的做噩梦" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "白天做梦" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "所以叫白日做梦,梦见四大长老一人扯我一条胳膊" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "你有四条胳膊?" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "俩胳膊俩腿,往外那么一拽,人咔嚓" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "不要再说了,我刚才耍的那个把戏,就是想让秀才明白,遗忘并不是解决心痛的最好办法" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "真的假的" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "不是每个人都有这样的经历,既然有了,就应该好好珍惜嘛" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "珍惜?" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "当岁月流逝,到了生命的尽头,你将什么都带不走,除了那份美好而温馨的回忆" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "美好,还温馨" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "我说的是秀才,你的那份回忆确实恶心了点,对此我也深表同情。行了行了,有这闲功夫还是想想如何逃命吧" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "逃命?是个好主意" } ] }, { "id": "episode_31_chunk_7", "conversations": [ { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "可我真的好想她,她回想我吗,一定会,她答应过的,可我怎么没打喷嚏呢。会不会因为距离太远,传不过来呀就算是传不过来,她也应该给我写封信呐,就算懒得写,那捎个口信总可以吧。笑,你就知道笑,你倒是说句话呀。你想不想我啊,嗯?想你就点个头,真的假的;那你怎么不来看我呢,你知道人家有多想你吗,你知道我又多难受吗那你还不赶紧表示表示,嘘嘘嘘~~" }, { "from": "祝无双", "value": "哎,这位兄台" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "她回来了,她回来了" }, { "from": "祝无双", "value": "别过来,你,你想干什么,你再过来我就不客气了,非礼啊" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "这还了得,敢在我的地盘上采花" }, { "from": "祝无双", "value": "葵花点穴手" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "展堂,这是要上哪儿去呀" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "葵花派的来了" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "啊,在哪儿" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "那儿呢,这样,我先走了,你自己保重,记住,千万别跟别人说见过我啊" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "等一下,我还有好多事情没有跟你交代呢" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "以后再说吧啊,乖,听话,衣裳,别扯,衣裳衣裳" }, { "from": "祝无双", "value": "淫棍,色狼" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "说谁呢" }, { "from": "祝无双", "value": "白师兄" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "师兄?" }, { "from": "祝无双", "value": "我是无双,祝无双,祝无双" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "无双?哎呀妈呀,无双啊,你咋瘦成这德行了呢" }, { "from": "祝无双", "value": "我…我…白师兄,我可找着你啦" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "双啊,先下来拿着,那么没眼力见儿呢" }, { "from": "祝无双", "value": "哥~" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "双儿~师兄想你啊,妹儿啊,昨儿晚上还梦到你了" } ] }, { "id": "episode_31_chunk_8", "conversations": [ { "from": "祝无双", "value": "谢谢啊,我可找着你了,我可找着你了" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "找着了,找着了双啊,你是咋找着的" }, { "from": "祝无双", "value": "不是我,是葵花" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "啥意思?" }, { "from": "祝无双", "value": "我按照江湖上的规矩,把葵花摆在显眼的地方,要是同道中人的话呢,就会出来相认的。后来一个小姑娘捡走了,就在昨天下午,我啊,就跟着她一路到了这儿" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "那你咋不早点进来呢" }, { "from": "祝无双", "value": "我刚想进来,就看见她把葵花我往屋顶上一扔,哎,嘴里还说什么:不关我的事啊,找谁也不要找我。我琢磨着,这里面有诈,我就躲了起来,到了天黑,我才敢冒的头" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "无双啊,你打算啥时候回去" }, { "from": "祝无双", "value": "回?回哪儿去啊" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "回葵花派呀你也是逃出来的" }, { "from": "祝无双", "value": "不是,你还不知道,四大长老死了之后…" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "你等会儿,四大长老死了?" }, { "from": "祝无双", "value": "对呀,他们死了之后,葵花派就散了,一个人都没有剩下。我琢磨了半天,就只能来投靠你了,不会给你添麻烦吧" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "不会不会啊四大长老真的死了" }, { "from": "祝无双", "value": "那还有假,我眼睁睁的看着他们咽气的" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "他们是咋死的" }, { "from": "祝无双", "value": "春分那天,他们聚众打麻将,后来北长老输急了,就说东长老耍赖,说他记牌" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "谁让人家眼急呢" }, { "from": "祝无双", "value": "东长老又说南长老偷牌,自摸清一色" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "啧,谁让人家手快呢" }, { "from": "祝无双", "value": "南长老又说西长老抹牌" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "抹牌?" }, { "from": "祝无双", "value": "就是把绝张红中抹成白板,西长老不承认啊,当场数,数下来有三十多张白板" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "哎呀,那谁让人家会一阳指呢" }, { "from": "祝无双", "value": "西长老马上就急了,说北长老什么,倚老卖老啊,欠钱不还啊" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "谁让人家是……人家是二大爷" }, { "from": "祝无双", "value": "说着说着就吵起来了,吵着吵着就打起来了,打着打着打着打着,他们就同归于尽了" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "报应双啊,这就是赌博的恶果呀,咱俩节哀吧" }, { "from": "祝无双", "value": "他们要是不赌师兄,我还见不着你呢" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "双啊,这就是缘分呐" }, { "from": "祝无双", "value": "大师兄" } ] }, { "id": "episode_31_chunk_9", "conversations": [ { "from": "白展堂", "value": "无双啊,时候不早了,你也忙了一路了,师兄给你开间客房去啊" }, { "from": "祝无双", "value": "哎,等等,我好象有什么事儿忘了办了" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "事?" }, { "from": "祝无双", "value": "明明就在脑子里头" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "哎呀呀呀,行了,想不起来就别想了,早点休息啊,睡了睡了,明儿早上再说" }, { "from": "祝无双", "value": "哎,明明有事儿,什么事儿忘了办了,这脑子" } ] }, { "id": "episode_31_chunk_16", "conversations": [ { "from": "祝无双", "value": "哦,我说的是家乡话,就是放着我来好了,师兄,这点小事,哪用您亲自动手" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "哎,行行行,你想干嘛" }, { "from": "祝无双", "value": "我帮你敲背啊,我这舒筋龙爪手,可是从西域少林传过来的" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "别过来,别过来" }, { "from": "祝无双", "value": "吕先生,你怎么了" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "你再靠近,我就咬舌自尽" }, { "from": "祝无双", "value": "他说什么" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "说你再靠近,他就咬舌自尽" }, { "from": "祝无双", "value": "喔~葵花点穴手" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "你看你点他干啥呀,挺可怜的" }, { "from": "祝无双", "value": "你看,这样干干净净的多好啊,以后啊,要记得常洗头,衣服也要常洗,啊" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "哎呀妈呀,这秀才脸红成这样了" }, { "from": "祝无双", "value": "葵花解穴手他,他没事吧" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "你没事吧,你大白天的藏人家头发干啥呀" }, { "from": "祝无双", "value": "我清理垃圾呀,把生活垃圾统一分类,统一处理,有问题啊" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "喔~~对对对,你从小就这样" }, { "from": "祝无双", "value": "嘿嘿,你还记得啊" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "呃~你小时侯胖的呀,跟个豆油桶似的,横着放,就跟车轱辘一样" }, { "from": "祝无双", "value": "你你……" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "竖着放就跟米缸一样,跟那个…嘿嘿" }, { "from": "祝无双", "value": "葵花点穴手" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "葵花解穴手" }, { "from": "祝无双", "value": "点穴手" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "解穴手" }, { "from": "祝无双", "value": "解穴手" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "点…" }, { "from": "祝无双", "value": "点着了,哼给你倒点水" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "大白天的,不好好干活 ,赶紧给他解开" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "哎哟,掌柜的" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "哎哟" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "咋的啦" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "没事没事,昨晚没有睡好,落枕了" }, { "from": "祝无双", "value": "啊,放着我来,这点小事哪能让掌柜的亲自动手" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "把你的爪子拿开,自己的事情自己会处理" }, { "from": "祝无双", "value": "哦,那你们慢慢聊,掌柜的,我先回屋了啊" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "赶紧从我的眼前消失" }, { "from": "祝无双", "value": "呃,那你们慢慢聊,掌柜的,我先回屋了啊" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "你打算啥时候让她走" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "走?没想让她走啊,小郭一走,你正好缺个杂役呢嘛" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "把你的手拿开,我不缺,谁都能留下,就是不能留下她" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "为啥呀" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "因为…谁让我是掌柜的" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "你是掌柜的,这谁都知道,可她不远万里来投奔我来了" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "谁让你不是掌柜的" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "佟湘玉!" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "白展堂!" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "佟湘玉这个名字啊,真是个好名字,清新甜美,博大精深" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "白展堂这个名字一听就是没皮没脸,小偷小摸行了行了,要不让她先干三天,干得好就留下,干不好…." }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "我亲自给他卷铺盖,让她走人" } ] }, { "id": "episode_31_chunk_17", "conversations": [ { "from": "祝无双", "value": "三天?我还是走吧" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "你给我站住,别犹豫了,好好干,你干活的时候,需要什么工具,提前跟我说,我给你准备啊" }, { "from": "祝无双", "value": "那,你给我准备点针线还有绸缎,不用多,两尺就够了" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "你要这干啥呀" }, { "from": "祝无双", "value": "到时候你就晓得啦" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "咳~" }, { "from": "祝无双", "value": "喔,吕先生,来来,坐坐坐。你,找我有事儿啊" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "我…你能不能转过身去,你瞪着我,我说不出来" }, { "from": "祝无双", "value": "喔~" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "我,心里已经有人了" }, { "from": "祝无双", "value": "你说的是不是郭小姐啊" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "侬那噶晓得的啦" }, { "from": "祝无双", "value": "侬噶不退我好哇" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "你怎么知道的" }, { "from": "祝无双", "value": "师兄告诉我的,他说,你相思得很苦,连饭都不想吃" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "惭愧惭愧" }, { "from": "祝无双", "value": "这有什么好惭愧的,词里说得多好,问世间情为何物" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "直叫人生死相许" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "所以我决定…" }, { "from": "祝无双", "value": "以死相许?" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "对,你转过身去啊,人家很害羞的" }, { "from": "祝无双", "value": "喔~" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "我的意思就是,我想再等等,看她还回不回来" }, { "from": "祝无双", "value": "那她要是不回来呢" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "这个,咱以后再说,但是目前……先把我头发还我" }, { "from": "祝无双", "value": "啊~你要那个干什么" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "埋起来,省得心乱" }, { "from": "祝无双", "value": "哦,可是我已经扔掉了" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "那样就好,那样就好,你还算知趣" }, { "from": "祝无双", "value": "切,只听说过葬花,没有听说说过葬发的,这读书人想法还真奇怪啊" } ] }, { "id": "episode_31_chunk_18", "conversations": [ { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "我的神呀,这还是我的客栈吗" }, { "from": "祝无双", "value": "放着我来掌柜的,好,掌柜的请进" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "哎呀,这些都是你收拾的呀" }, { "from": "祝无双", "value": "是啊,掌柜的 ,有什么意见您尽管提啊" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "秀才咋了,又被你给点了" }, { "from": "祝无双", "value": "不是,他自己断电的放着我来" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "哎哟~" }, { "from": "祝无双", "value": "呵呵,好掌柜的您请坐,掌柜的" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "我刚才想说啥来着" }, { "from": "祝无双", "value": "意见" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "这个意见嘛" }, { "from": "祝无双", "value": "放着我来" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "你来你来,你再来两趟,我的中风就要被你吓出来了" }, { "from": "祝无双", "value": "中风可以点曲池穴,葵花……" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "不要点我,看得出来,你很用心啊。但是,不能光做表面功夫,光收拾大堂有什么用啊,对一个客栈来讲,最重要的是客房" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "呀呀呀,这客房咋回事啊" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "咋了" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "你看看,咋收拾成这样了" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "收拾成什么样了,说说" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "收拾太干净了,没地儿落脚了" }, { "from": "祝无双", "value": "不是已经让你蹭过脚了吗" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "那也不能老蹭脚啊,我告诉你啊,你以后干活注意点儿,别感觉你好象多上进,别人多落后似的,还让不让在这儿混了" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "客房收拾了,厨房呢上哪儿去啊" }, { "from": "祝无双", "value": "我收拾厨房" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "哎哟,这是个啥嘛" }, { "from": "祝无双", "value": "放着我来" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "没有功夫收拾,倒有功夫绣鸳鸯" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "鸳鸯?呀,已经开始绣鸳鸯啦" }, { "from": "祝无双", "value": "这不是是鸳鸯,我去厨房啦,您就请好儿吧,嘿~" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "您就请好儿吧,也不知道青春给谁看" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "这可咋办嘛,开始绣信物了,这叫我怎么承受得了啊,是不是有点太轻浮了" } ] }, { "id": "episode_31_chunk_19", "conversations": [ { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "祝姑娘" }, { "from": "祝无双", "value": "呵,吕先生,有事儿吗" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "呵" }, { "from": "祝无双", "value": "呵" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "你跟她真的不太一样" }, { "from": "祝无双", "value": "跟谁?哦,小郭啊" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "她是个大大咧咧的人,没有你细心,也没有你干净,有时候连自己的衣服都懒得洗" }, { "from": "祝无双", "value": "这还是个女人吗" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "这个,咱们今天先别谈,我来找你呢,主要是想跟你谈谈别的" }, { "from": "祝无双", "value": "谈什么?" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "我虽然读过几年圣贤书,但是没有读出什么结果,我的前途可以说是非常极其以及特别的渺茫" }, { "from": "祝无双", "value": "你不要这么说,我相信你能够成功的" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "就算是成功也跟你没有关系,千万不要把希望寄托在我的身上,你明白吗" }, { "from": "祝无双", "value": "明白,我只是想鼓励你一下,又不打算换成钱" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "换成别的也不行" }, { "from": "祝无双", "value": "喔,明白明白明白" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "好,明白就好" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "算帐去厨房收拾完了没有" }, { "from": "祝无双", "value": "哦,掌柜的,我还剩锅台没擦,我马上就擦" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "干的啥活嘛这不是擦完了吗,挺干净的啊" }, { "from": "祝无双", "value": "不行,只擦了三遍,你看那锅底还没亮呢" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "锅底?哦,你还真不嫌累啊" }, { "from": "祝无双", "value": "哈,这点活还累不倒我,我在葵花派的时候啊,几百个人的伙食,都是我一个人负责的" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "你还会做饭" }, { "from": "祝无双", "value": "哦,做不好,就是大锅饭,随便吃" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "就不要谦虚了嘛,说了会做那就是会做,今天晚上就做做看啊" }, { "from": "祝无双", "value": "真的不行的" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "有啥不行的嘛,这些钱你先拿去啊,买点菜回来" }, { "from": "祝无双", "value": "这几人份的" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "六个人的,要有荤有素,有河鲜更好,就这么定了啊" }, { "from": "祝无双", "value": "一二三四五六,六个铜板,还有六人分,有荤有素有河鲜" } ] }, { "id": "episode_31_chunk_20", "conversations": [ { "from": "白展堂", "value": "啊,不对呀,这鱼眼珠子上哪去了" }, { "from": "祝无双", "value": "那是给秀才留的,他熬夜看书,费眼睛" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "耶,你对他的事儿那么上心呢" }, { "from": "祝无双", "value": "我把他点成那个样子,还扔着不管,整整一个晚上哎。再说,人家又刚失恋,最缺的就是关怀。我已经想好了,以后他要是再熬夜看书呢,我就在旁边侯着,帮着点点灯啊,热热菜什么的" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "那你得侯到啥时候去啊" }, { "from": "祝无双", "value": "这辈子,也休想掌柜的,开饭啦" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "开饭了,来" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "先不要着急,哎哟,这些菜都是你做的啊" }, { "from": "祝无双", "value": "嗯,这道是红焖野兔肉,这道是……" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "等等,那来的兔子呀" }, { "from": "祝无双", "value": "我山上打的呀,您要是爱吃,我每天给你打两只回来" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "呵呵~天天给你打去" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "用不着,尝个鲜就行了,野味吃多了烧心" }, { "from": "祝无双", "value": "这是西湖醋鱼,鱼啊是我从西凉河里捞的" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "那就应该叫西凉河醋鱼呀" }, { "from": "祝无双", "value": "那多土啊" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "光名字好听有啥用" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "哎呀,你管它叫啥干啥呀,好吃就行呗~" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "好吃也不能多吃,河里有污染,吃多了得病" }, { "from": "祝无双", "value": "那尝尝这道,香辣豆干拌野菜" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "这好,纯绿色食品,看" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "难吃的脸都绿了" }, { "from": "祝无双", "value": "不会的,这豆干是我晒的,这野菜是地里挖的" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "那就是说,我给你的那些菜钱,你都自己收起来了,是吧" }, { "from": "祝无双", "value": "没有,你给我的六个铜子儿,我买了半袋荞麦" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "买荞麦干啥,咱又不养驴" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "啊" }, { "from": "祝无双", "value": "哎,这您就不懂了,常吃粗粮啊,能够促进肠胃消化,对身体好的" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "恩,我肠胃好得很,用不着吃驴食" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "啧,你说那乱七八糟的干啥呀,饿得都不行了,赶紧吃饭吧啊。秀才啊,大嘴,来来来,开饭了开饭了" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "来了来了来了" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "大嘴呢" }, { "from": "祝无双", "value": "他说这两天没他的事儿,就先回去了" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "谁让他走的呀" }, { "from": "祝无双", "value": "你呀,忘了" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "吃饭" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "啥记性呀,来来来,西湖醋鱼,吃" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "西凉河醋鱼" }, { "from": "食客", "value": "倒酒" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "来了我都没吃抱,我跟你说" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "这菜咋样你也觉得一般吧" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "我从来…就没吃过这么好吃的菜" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "那是你没有见过世面" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "你就说吧,现在上哪儿找我小师妹这心灵手巧温柔贤惠的女人呐" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "爱上哪儿上哪儿" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "我又没问你,哪儿来那么大脾气呢咋的呀,还没吃饱" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "他是不是跟你说什么了" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "谁呀" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "祝姑娘,她到底想对我怎么样嘛" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "她能对你咋样,哎呀,我也觉得不太合适,反正" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "是吧,那哪儿不合适呢" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "你说她一个大姑娘,整晚整晚不睡觉,要侯在你身边,一辈子侯着你,这太不象话了" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "一辈子?" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "我不是没劝过啊,我劝过,死活就是劝不听,你知道,这姑娘爱心泛滥起来呀,血招没有,真的" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "爱心?还泛滥?天呐,子呐,莎士比亚,亚里士多德,救救我吧,让无双放过我吧…" } ] }, { "id": "episode_31_chunk_23", "conversations": [ { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "咳~" }, { "from": "祝无双", "value": "哦,吕先生,怎么样还吃得惯吗" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "我,我还是给你写信吧" }, { "from": "祝无双", "value": "哎,等等,我到底做错什么把你给得罪了" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "没有,没有" }, { "from": "祝无双", "value": "那你为什么说话老是,吞吞吐吐的" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "我…不可以的,你的明白我其实一直在等她" }, { "from": "祝无双", "value": "那你就等啊,我相信,你总会等到的" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "你就不在乎吗" }, { "from": "祝无双", "value": "你们俩的事情,我为什么要在乎啊" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "侬哪能根个样子呀" }, { "from": "祝无双", "value": "哎…." }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "你怎么能这个样子呢" }, { "from": "祝无双", "value": "我怎么样了,我到底什么地方做错了" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "不是你的错,是他都是他的错天呐,子呀,她到底看上我哪点,我改还不行吗" }, { "from": "祝无双", "value": "你不可以胡说的,我知道你心里不开心,但是你不可以怨天尤人的,你要是有什么不痛快,你就大声喊出来" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "你别过来,别碰我,别碰我,你再这样,我真的就扛不住啦" }, { "from": "祝无双", "value": "扛不住就别扛,,你大声的喊出来,我会用新聆听的" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "祝姑娘" }, { "from": "祝无双", "value": "什么都不要说了,用你的丹田之气和你所有的情绪,大胆的喊出来" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "你嫁给我好吗" }, { "from": "祝无双", "value": "你,你说什么" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "不过呢,丑话得说在前头,嫁过来,你也只能当妾" }, { "from": "祝无双", "value": "妾?" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "对,我还要等她,如果等了几年她还不回来,而你的表现又足够出色,那么经过进一步的考核,你还是有转正的可能性" }, { "from": "祝无双", "value": "嘿,嘿嘿,还,还转正" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "你别激动啊,我只是说可能,这一切都要看你的表现。在这里,我预祝你成功,好好努力" }, { "from": "祝无双", "value": "切……呵呵……嘿……呃,你,呵呵,你,不是跟我开玩笑吧" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "我没跟你开玩笑,我说了要等她,我就得等她,你知不知道。哎,你不要得寸进尺不知好赖啊,再这么下去的话,我这个当丈夫的可要不高兴的" }, { "from": "祝无双", "value": "噢~嘿~你是想要高兴是吧" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "你想干嘛" }, { "from": "祝无双", "value": "我让你高兴个够啊" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "啊?" }, { "from": "祝无双", "value": "葵花点穴手" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "哈哈哈哈哈…." }, { "from": "祝无双", "value": "我点的是笑穴,你笑个够吧" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "哈哈哈………" } ] }, { "id": "episode_31_chunk_24", "conversations": [ { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "老白,你不是跟他解穴了吗啊" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "刚解开,且笑呢,你说你也是,你老点他干啥" }, { "from": "祝无双", "value": "是他自己先胡说的" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "那你就让他活活的笑一宿?" }, { "from": "祝无双", "value": "想帮他解来着,他自己到处乱逃的" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "我不逃行吗,哈哈哈哈…我被你点了死穴怎么办,呵呵呵…掌柜的,救救我……呵呵…" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "放心啊,笑债要用笑来还,皇天在上,厚土为证,我一定会替你讨个说法的" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "没那么严重" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "你闪开,祝姑娘,你过来,你才貌双全,武功超群,我们这个店太小,容不下你这个大菩萨" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "说什么呢,这能怨她吗" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "怨谁我不管,结果就是这样了" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "你总得将点道理吧" }, { "from": "祝无双", "value": "师兄你别说了,我走就是了,无双给诸位添麻烦了,对不起" }, { "from": "祝无双", "value": "掌柜的,这个送给你" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "不给她,给她干啥呀,糟蹋东西" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "挺软的啊" }, { "from": "祝无双", "value": "这是荞麦皮做的,治疗落枕最有效果了" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "落枕?" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "你那天提了一句她就记住了,这些荞麦皮呀,都是她一颗一颗剥出来的,生怕里边有刺扎着你" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "你打算上哪儿去呀" }, { "from": "祝无双", "value": "江湖之大,总有我容身之处,诸位保重,后悔有期" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "走,无双,哥送你" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "等一下,如果我现在让你留下,你还愿意吗" }, { "from": "祝无双", "value": "谢谢你的好意,无双心领了" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "走" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "那我要是给你道歉呢" }, { "from": "祝无双", "value": "你?" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "说实话,这几天你干得挺好的,是非常的好,我从来没有见过像你这么出色的杂役,以前的那一位" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "也挺好的除了生性懒惰,手脚慢点,脾气差点…那她还有哪点好啊" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "最难得的是,你竟然那么热心,又那么细心,对我,对秀才" }, { "from": "祝无双", "value": "掌柜的…." }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "听我把话说完,这几天,我一直对你百般刁难,请你原谅,对不起" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "还有我,原因嘛我就不多说了,总之,对不起" }, { "from": "祝无双", "value": "我说什么" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "留下" }, { "from": "祝无双", "value": "龙虾?" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "留下" }, { "from": "祝无双", "value": "楼下?" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "留下" }, { "from": "祝无双", "value": "留下" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "咋的,你答应啦" }, { "from": "祝无双", "value": "呃~" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "耶~" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "耶~" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "你又咋的啦" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "冷不丁一笑,小肚子又抽筋了" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "赶紧揉揉" }, { "from": "祝无双", "value": "放着我来,葵花点穴手" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "你看你咋又把他点了呢" }, { "from": "祝无双", "value": "他不是抽抽嘛,哎,还抽不抽啊,你要抽,你就眨眨眼睛" }, { "from": "祝无双", "value": "他又断电了" } ] }, { "id": "episode_32_chunk_0", "conversations": [ { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "等一下啊成了!" }, { "from": "祝无双", "value": "这还能看吗?" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "咋不能看,你现在要是出门的话,回头率是300%" }, { "from": "祝无双", "value": "300?这是怎么算出来的?" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "一回头,这个姑娘咋这么怪?二回头,怪中还透着点可爱;三回头,不仅可爱还挺帅。" }, { "from": "祝无双", "value": "嗬嗬,帅,帅?帅是形容女人的吗?" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "否则还能是啥?" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "鬼阿鬼啊" }, { "from": "祝无双", "value": "师兄,是我。" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "无双?无双阿,你脸咋这样了呢?是不是毁容了?谁干的,跟师兄说。师兄给你报仇去!" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "去去去,这叫晒伤妆,今年流行的很。" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "流行你咋不在自己脸上化呢?你还愣着干啥,赶紧把脸洗了去,快去。" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "我告诉你啊,你躲着点客人,别吓着人家,比划啥呢?" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "300%,说了你也不懂。" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "我怎么不懂了,不就是回头率吗,臭美啥啊。" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "爱美是女孩子的天性,这个你咋能理解吗" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "我咋不理解阿,关键是你给人无双化的太难看了。" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "难看怕啥,反正你又不想娶她," }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "谁说我不想娶她。啊呸!" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "刚肯定又否定,好一个吃了吐,吐的这叫一个脆生。终于把心里话说出来了吧。" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "那可不咋的。啊呸!" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "又一个吃了吐。光吐就没劲了,我看出来了,你心里就是喜欢她。" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "嘘!这你可不能胡说啊,让她听见了容易造成误会。我就是把她当成妹妹,没别的。" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "发个誓先。" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "好,我发誓,我白展……我凭啥听你的啊" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "不听也行,我这就要去找无双聊一聊" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "别别别,湘玉,湘玉湘玉你听我解释……" } ] }, { "id": "episode_32_chunk_1", "conversations": [ { "from": "白展堂", "value": "湘玉,你说都是江湖儿女快意恩仇的,你搞这一套他有劲吗?" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "无双!" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "好好好,我发还不成吗?" }, { "from": "祝无双", "value": "来了来了来了,你找我有什么事啊?" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "没啥事,你咋还不洗脸?" }, { "from": "祝无双", "value": "我刚倒上水掌柜的就叫我了,是吧" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "不是我,是你师兄,他找你你拽我干啥啊?" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "好你不要听我发誓吗?你听好了," }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "不要胡说,连呸三下。" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "呸呸呸" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "你看啥啊,赶紧洗脸。" }, { "from": "祝无双", "value": "你们晚上想吃点啥,我回去准备。" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "只要不是大嘴做的,吃啥都行。" }, { "from": "祝无双", "value": "哦,对。大嘴哥做菜真得那么难吃啊" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "倒是不难吃,五年了,他炒来炒去就是那几个菜,炒来炒去就是那几个菜,换谁谁受得了?" }, { "from": "祝无双", "value": "那你干吗不让他研究新菜啊?" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "研究过啊,问题是。。你吃过麻辣鱼鳞吗?,酒酿萝卜皮?红烧胖大海?酥炸小黄瓜?炭烤母猪蹄?" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "这可都是我的传世名菜啊!哎呀这一路可把我累得。。" }, { "from": "祝无双", "value": "放着我来。" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "鬼啊!!" }, { "from": "祝无双", "value": "我去洗脸" } ] }, { "id": "episode_32_chunk_2", "conversations": [ { "from": "清风", "value": "师傅,这边有家客栈" }, { "from": "诸葛孔方", "value": "好" }, { "from": "清风", "value": "您慢点,咱们先在这歇会" }, { "from": "诸葛孔方", "value": "甭歇了,这算什么,想当年给先皇炖佛跳墙的时候,我是七天七夜没合眼呐" }, { "from": "清风", "value": "结果还给炖煳了。您都说过八百多回了。" }, { "from": "诸葛孔方", "value": "你这小子。。哟哟哟" }, { "from": "清风", "value": "还是留神您那腰吧" }, { "from": "诸葛孔方", "value": "这腰唉。。" }, { "from": "清风", "value": "咱们先上那边坐一会去" } ] }, { "id": "episode_32_chunk_3", "conversations": [ { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "放了三天假,六天才回来,你到底想干啥?" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "那啥,晚上想吃点啥,我给你做去" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "怪累的,你还是早点歇着吧。" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "你看,这就不应该了是吧。" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "我也知道你是一片好意,但是今天就算了吧,让无双弄吧啊。" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "掌柜的,你说这话我就不爱听了,不管咋说我也是厨子,是厨子就得干厨子该干的事。是吧无双。掌柜的你说。。" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "好好好,烦死了,你做你做你去做" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "那行你等一会。我准备准备啊,咱晚上准点开饭啊。哎呀妈呀,渴死我了,井在哪呢?" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "它都看见你了" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "展堂你也是的,也不帮我劝劝他。" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "劝啥啊,人大嘴说的有道理,他是厨子他不做饭,你那银子不是白花了" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "好好好。无双!!" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "我不都发过誓了吗,你干啥啊" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "没有啥啊。看你的表现了,表现好我就替你保守秘密。表现不好,我就……无双。" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "你就给我消停会儿。客人来了。客官,来,里面请。打尖啊还是住店?来看看啊,怎么样?" }, { "from": "诸葛孔方", "value": "就住这吧。" }, { "from": "清风", "value": "好" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "楼上请" } ] }, { "id": "episode_32_chunk_4", "conversations": [ { "from": "祝无双", "value": "掌柜的,来来来,可以开饭了。" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "这个菜可以吃吗?" }, { "from": "祝无双", "value": "还不错啊,就是有点咸了。大嘴哥!" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "不要喊了,你把这个菜端上去给客人吃吧" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "那咱吃啥啊" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "让无双重新做" }, { "from": "祝无双", "value": "这样不太好吧" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "这有啥不好的,不要让他知道不就行了吗?" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "那咋能不知道呢,人家刚做好菜,一眨眼,妈呀,菜没了。" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "那咋会呢,等无双做完了,就说是他做的不就完了吗?" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "你净扯,大嘴在厨房忙活着呢。。" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "那就麻烦你,把他支开一会" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "凭啥是我啊,不去!" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "无双" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "我去我去我这就去" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "等一下,这菜你不管啦,赶紧给客人送上去。" }, { "from": "祝无双", "value": "放着我来" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "那你来吧" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "无双" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "我去我去我这就去为客人服务,既是职责又是使命,光荣啊!" } ] }, { "id": "episode_32_chunk_5", "conversations": [ { "from": "诸葛孔方", "value": "以前,我给先皇拌凉菜的时候,这黄瓜得拍碎了再送过去。" }, { "from": "清风", "value": "您要是先皇啊,我也拍。得了,您留神您那腰吧" }, { "from": "诸葛孔方", "value": "想当初啊,我给先皇磨豆浆的时候,那是。。" }, { "from": "清风", "value": "一个人就磨了一大船豆子" }, { "from": "诸葛孔方", "value": "跟你说过了啊" }, { "from": "清风", "value": "也就三万多遍吧,光今儿上午就说了七八回,您也不嫌累得慌" }, { "from": "诸葛孔方", "value": "就说这人呐,一辈子有多少故事可以记住啊,得了,记住一件是一件。" }, { "from": "清风", "value": "您怎么突然想住这儿了?" }, { "from": "诸葛孔方", "value": "您说咱们头前碰见那个胖厨子,我有一种预感啊,就是我要找的那个人" }, { "from": "清风", "value": "不能吧,他那人一瞧脑子就不好使。" }, { "from": "诸葛孔方", "value": "别看他傻乎乎的,有点我当年的风采。再说了,这人不能光看脑子,碰到我这样好的师傅,保证把他给锻炼出来。" }, { "from": "清风", "value": "您不是真想收他为徒吧。" }, { "from": "诸葛孔方", "value": "那就看他的天分和机缘了" }, { "from": "清风", "value": "可是您走遍大江南北见过那么多名厨,怎么偏偏就瞧上他了呢" }, { "from": "诸葛孔方", "value": "他敬业呀,你没听他说吗,谁不让他做饭他跟谁急。就这种拼命三郎的精神,谁有啊" }, { "from": "清风", "value": "话倒是不假,可是不知道手艺怎么样啊。" }, { "from": "清风", "value": "请进。" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "二位聊着呢,刚出过的菜,二位慢用。" }, { "from": "清风", "value": "我们没叫菜啊。" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "这是送的,头天住到本店,都免费送一顿晚餐,这是本店的规矩。二位慢用,有事招呼啊。承让,承让。" }, { "from": "诸葛孔方", "value": "快尝尝。怎么样?" }, { "from": "清风", "value": "我的妈呀,这叫青椒肉丝吗。" }, { "from": "诸葛孔方", "value": "问你,好吃不好吃。" }, { "from": "清风", "value": "我这么跟您说吧,您看我跟您这些年,纵不是吃遍大江南北,多少也见过那么点世面吧,可是这道菜,您还是自己尝尝吧。又怎么啦?" }, { "from": "诸葛孔方", "value": "想当初,我给先皇品菜的时候,用的全是银筷子啊。" }, { "from": "清风", "value": "那我还给您买银筷子去。" }, { "from": "诸葛孔方", "value": "不用了,菜啊,回头再尝。人我倒要考察考察,再做决定。" } ] }, { "id": "episode_32_chunk_7", "conversations": [ { "from": "白展堂", "value": "这件事,怎么跟你说呢" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "你心里咋想嘴上就咋说呗" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "那好,那就,得从。。很久……很久。。以前说起" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "咋又响了呢?" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "不要逼我。" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "谁逼你了?" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "其实我已经死了。。不要怕啊。" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "你别过来别过来" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "不是,我是说我的心已经死了" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "哎呀妈呀吓死我了,你能不能一次性地把话说完了,吓得我这一身冷汗。这响个没完没了了。" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "我不想活了!" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "老白啊,你是不是遇到啥感情问题了" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "嗯!这话怎么说的" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "不用说了,我跟你说,你这情况跟秀才一样一样的,小郭刚走那会吧,他也是夜夜叫唤,一会说是心死了,一会说是肝硬了,一会说肺气炸了总之心肝肚肺没一样是好的" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "那后来。。有发生了……什么样的……" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "膈应死人了,你能不能一口气说完呢" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "……神秘莫测的。。不可告人的……离奇的。。事件呢?" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "我看看去" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "大嘴,我一直把你当成我的兄弟," }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "我也是" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "而且是那种比亲兄弟还亲的兄弟" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "我也是。。" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "大嘴,我是个女的!!" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "我也是。。你才是呢" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "看出来了啊。" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "兄弟姐姐你别吓唬我啊" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "其实,我一直想对你说,但是没有足够的勇气和信心。。这间房子,一直是我梦寐以求想住的地方。" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "为啥呢?" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "因为它是女寝,这里有很多我喜欢的东西,比如它,这个肚兜。" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "天哪。我实在编不下去了我。" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "不是老白你编啥呢,你是不是有啥事糊弄我?" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "不是,大嘴你听我说,大嘴!" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "干啥呢?谁让你进我厨房的?谁让你动我大勺的?谁让你动我酱油的?不是酱油还能是醋啊?尝就尝!啊呸!谁让你动我刷锅水的??13:42" } ] }, { "id": "episode_32_chunk_8", "conversations": [ { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "说吧,到底咋回事?" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "你不都是看到了吗,就是这位无双姑娘,一不留神就溜进厨房了。" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "那她咋一不留神就溜进茅房呢?" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "大嘴你说话留点口德,无双是个女孩。" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "你不也是个女孩吗?" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "展堂?" }, { "from": "祝无双", "value": "师兄?哦不,师姐?" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "这话回头以后以及日后再说。" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "凭啥回头以后以及日后再说啊?我让你现在马上以及此时此刻就跟我说清楚了,为啥我回来了她还进厨房?" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "好!无双为什么还进厨房?" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "为什么进呢?" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "主要想体验一下你的艰辛。" }, { "from": "祝无双", "value": "哦对对,我知道你烧菜特别累。所以呢,我就亲自下厨亲自烧了一次饭.哎哟,把我累得" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "这两天不都是你做饭的吗?" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "对啊,所以无双她又进厨房了。为什么进呢?" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "为什么进呢?" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "看来我只有实话实说了。无双她……无双她命苦啊,她辛辛苦苦做了一顿饭,累得满头是汗,还得替别人背黑锅,无双她招谁惹谁了?" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "等会儿,你慢点儿,说清楚。谁替谁背黑锅了?" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "这不能说,打死也不能说。" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "掌柜的?" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "掌柜的,这不是我说的。" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "好吧,是我说的。" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "那为啥呀?" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "因为你做的饭我吃不大惯。" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "这么些年你还没吃惯?" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "这么些年做来做去就那么几个菜,是个人,谁能吃的下去啊!" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "我吃得下。" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "所以你不是人。" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "啊?" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "是女人,是女人中的女人,回头率百分之三百。" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "那我回头率还1000%呢!客人吃了我的菜,不个个都是眉开眼笑的吗?" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "那让他们连续吃上五年试一试。" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "你。。掌柜的,你要是想开了我你直说,啊。" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "我没有那个意思,你做你的饭,你做的饭给客人吃,剩下的让无双做。" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "那要是老不来客人呢?" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "那就……买菜!" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "买菜?我成炊事班大周了,我小三轮呢,干啥呀干啥玩意儿" } ] }, { "id": "episode_32_chunk_9", "conversations": [ { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "行,不就是买菜嘛,我买,我看你咋做出好菜来?这萝卜咋卖的?" }, { "from": "卖萝卜者", "value": "五文钱两斤。" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "有烂的没有?就是从心里烂到皮里那种。" }, { "from": "卖萝卜者", "value": "烂的没有,我早上刚拔的。" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "那你自个留着啃吧。" }, { "from": "卖鸡蛋者", "value": "卖鸡蛋喽!卖鸡蛋喽!" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "你鸡蛋咋卖的?" }, { "from": "卖鸡蛋者", "value": "一文钱一个。" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "有臭的没有?" }, { "from": "卖鸡蛋者", "value": "没有,这鸡蛋是今天早上刚下的。还沾着鸡屎呢,你瞧瞧。" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "这好这好,你给我约十个。就挑那臭的,最好是裂缝的,苍蝇叮过的,这种臭鸡蛋我跟你说啊,你开多少价都行。" }, { "from": "卖鸡蛋者", "value": "我上哪给你找苍蝇去?16:37" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "你看这嗡嗡遍地都是嘛。你随便找俩搁上不就完了吗?" }, { "from": "卖鸡蛋者", "value": "它是那随叫随到就来呀。" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "你说你死心眼,做买卖,你脑瓜得活分,是吧。你说那臭豆腐为啥比豆腐值钱呐?那就有特色。" }, { "from": "卖鸡蛋者", "value": "你这人怪怪的,买不买啊" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "我跟你讲啊,但凡一个好厨子,啥材料都能做出好菜来,拿好东西做那叫啥本事。给我装上,就拿那个带鸡屎的。" }, { "from": "诸葛孔方", "value": "这小子真这么说的?" }, { "from": "清风", "value": "可不是吗,当场就把小贩给听惊了" }, { "from": "诸葛孔方", "value": "好,孺子可教,孺子可教。" }, { "from": "清风", "value": "我看未必,说大话谁不会啊?" }, { "from": "诸葛孔方", "value": "嗯?你懂什么呀。想当年,先皇第一次在御膳房召见我……" }, { "from": "清风", "value": "就连这问你三个问题,十万八千多遍!" }, { "from": "诸葛孔方", "value": "接着说啊。" }, { "from": "清风", "value": "第一题,你多大啦?" }, { "from": "诸葛孔方", "value": "回禀皇上,臣十六岁。" }, { "from": "清风", "value": "第二题,你进御膳房多久了?" }, { "from": "诸葛孔方", "value": "回禀圣上,三天。" }, { "from": "清风", "value": "哦那你有没有信心统领御膳房啊?" }, { "from": "诸葛孔方", "value": "回禀圣上,臣有信心。我说完之后啊,把先皇给感动的哟。当着文武百官……" }, { "from": "清风", "value": "您等等您等等,等等等等。不是御膳房吗?怎么文武百官也在了?" }, { "from": "诸葛孔方", "value": "那个,当这各位公公,赏了我两根黄瓜。" }, { "from": "清风", "value": "怪不得您这么爱啃黄瓜。" }, { "from": "诸葛孔方", "value": "三个月之后啊,我就当上了御膳房主管,一当就是半辈子哟。" }, { "from": "清风", "value": "岁月催人老哟!这是您自己说的。" }, { "from": "诸葛孔方", "value": "你说啊,为什么我能在这些御厨中脱颖而出啊?" }, { "from": "清风", "value": "这个您到真没提过。" }, { "from": "诸葛孔方", "value": "正因为有这份自信。先皇跟我说了,说任何厨子啊,都能炒出好菜,关键是,有没有这份自信。我呀,走南闯北这么多地方,啊,见过这么多厨子。哎,就这小子,有这份自信。" }, { "from": "清风", "value": "那什么,您要真想收他为徒就试试呗。" }, { "from": "诸葛孔方", "value": "我正有此意。你马上吩咐下去,今天晚上,我要亲自尝菜。" } ] }, { "id": "episode_32_chunk_10", "conversations": [ { "from": "清风", "value": "这是我家先生亲手抄的菜谱,照着做就行了。" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "吉祥如意团圆球。" }, { "from": "清风", "value": "就是红烧狮子头。" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "那为啥叫这个名字呢?" }, { "from": "清风", "value": "宫里就这规矩,我哪知道。" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "宫里?" }, { "from": "清风", "value": "工地,工地里头。" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "工地里就叫工里?" }, { "from": "清风", "value": "那还能叫地里呀?好好做好好做。做好了大大有赏。" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "赏什么啊?我们这的厨子,手艺好得很,你放心啊。无双!" }, { "from": "祝无双", "value": "来啦来啦,放着我来!" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "本来就是给你的。这是人家客人吩咐的菜,你先看一下。" }, { "from": "祝无双", "value": "哎,好。" }, { "from": "清风", "value": "哎慢着。我家师父特别点名,要让那位胖师傅做。" }, { "from": "祝无双", "value": "胖师傅?" }, { "from": "清风", "value": "就是他。" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "啥呀这是?" }, { "from": "清风", "value": "菜谱,好好做啊。" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "他不认字。" }, { "from": "祝无双", "value": "我给你念。" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "不用,我自个有招。" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "放心等着啊。五、四、三、二、一。" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "来了来了来了。哦都在呢。" }, { "from": "清风", "value": "先生,可以开始了吗?" }, { "from": "诸葛孔方", "value": "开始吧。" }, { "from": "清风", "value": "上膳喽!!" }, { "from": "清风", "value": "什么毛病这是。" }, { "from": "诸葛孔方", "value": "各位听我说啊,这个品菜啊,无非是品它的色香味。这道菜,说这个色呢,顶多可以给四分。展堂:四分不错了。" }, { "from": "诸葛孔方", "value": "十分制。再说这个香,这个芡勾的太厚,阻止了肉糜本身的香味,最多可以给九分。" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "九分,九分挺好。" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "快接近满分了。" }, { "from": "诸葛孔方", "value": "百分制。再说这个味,我来尝一尝。一百分。" }, { "from": "祝无双", "value": "千分制的。" }, { "from": "诸葛孔方", "value": "不,这回是满分。这个味道真是太好了,无可挑剔。" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "看见没有,知道啥是真厨子了吧。" }, { "from": "诸葛孔方", "value": "走吧。" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "干啥去?" }, { "from": "诸葛孔方", "value": "跟我回屋。" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "回屋?回屋干啥去?" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "傻子,领赏去啊,快去!" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "人大嘴领赏银,你笑啥呀。" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "店规第四十八条明文规定,客人赏银,全部交公。" } ] }, { "id": "episode_32_chunk_11", "conversations": [ { "from": "诸葛孔方", "value": "好了,跪下吧。" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "哎?" }, { "from": "清风", "value": "叫你跪下你就跪下,哪那么多废话?" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "跪就跪" }, { "from": "清风", "value": "你这是什么意思?" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "领银子啊。不是,没银子珠宝也行啊。您老人家看这给吧。" }, { "from": "清风", "value": "你这人怎么这样啊?" }, { "from": "诸葛孔方", "value": "清风!" }, { "from": "清风", "value": "身在福中不知福。" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "啥福?哪来的福?" }, { "from": "清风", "value": "我告诉你吧,我家先生姓诸葛,单名一个元。" } ] }, { "id": "episode_32_chunk_12", "conversations": [ { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "诸葛亮我知道,姓诸名葛亮字孔明。那是三国的不是水浒的,是吧。" }, { "from": "清风", "value": "我家先生,字孔方" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "咋不叫元宝呢那多值钱呢。诸葛孔方?" }, { "from": "清风", "value": "怕了吧?" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "您真就是传说中的京城食神?诸葛孔方?" }, { "from": "诸葛孔方", "value": "听说过我吗?" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "岂止是听说过,您是大师,您是我偶像。我这么跟您讲,您看我这头型没,就是按传说中的您的头型整的。我做梦我梦想成真啦,您看" }, { "from": "诸葛孔方", "value": "你做的什么梦啊?" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "拜您为师……您真是他老人家啊。" }, { "from": "诸葛孔方", "value": "怎么?看着不像啊?" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "像像,老像了。那个……我也没见过真的,我哪知道。" }, { "from": "诸葛孔方", "value": "没见过?过来过来" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "哎" }, { "from": "诸葛孔方", "value": "让你好好看看。" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "哎呀妈呀,我信我信我信还不行吗。" } ] }, { "id": "episode_32_chunk_13", "conversations": [ { "from": "诸葛孔方", "value": "不不不,我不砍你,过来过来你看啊,这把玄铁菜刀,是西洋巧匠精心所制,汲天地之精华,吸日月之灵气。用了七七八十一天锻造而成啊," }, { "from": "清风", "value": "是四十九天。" }, { "from": "诸葛孔方", "value": "八十一天,两个多月吗。" }, { "from": "清风", "value": "九九八十一天。八八八八,您说了算,您说了算。诸葛:这把玄铁菜刀,是我当御膳房总管之前先皇所赠,你看,正面三个大字,旺德福" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "旺德福,啥意思啊" }, { "from": "诸葛孔方", "value": "这是洋文,Wonderful" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "Wonderful" }, { "from": "诸葛孔方", "value": "意思是好吃,这边三个大字,泰瑞宝" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "泰瑞宝" }, { "from": "诸葛孔方", "value": "洋文,terrible,难吃的意思" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "那到底是好吃还是难吃啊" }, { "from": "诸葛孔方", "value": "看这刀把上,三个字,我太富" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "那这个我他是指谁啊" }, { "from": "诸葛孔方", "value": "谁也不指,这是洋文,whatever,就是无所谓" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "无所谓我知道,无所谓,谁会爱上谁" }, { "from": "诸葛孔方", "value": "先皇的玄机到现在我也琢磨不出来啊,这个问题,只有留给您了" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "师傅在上,请受徒儿一拜!" } ] }, { "id": "episode_32_chunk_14", "conversations": [ { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "咋回事吗?领个赏银需要这么长时间?" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "你还不行人家唠唠家常啥的?" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "瞎唠个啥吗?又不认识。哎哎,你上楼看一下去。" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "我不去,我又不是狗仔队。要去你自己去。" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "咋啦大嘴?" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "啥毛病这是?你没事吧?" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "谢谢,谢谢" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "谢啥啊?" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "感谢你这么多年来,一直把我当自家兄弟。" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "说这话不外了吗," }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "可是我却没能做到这一点,惭愧惭愧。" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "你给我上一边呆着去" }, { "from": "祝无双", "value": "放着我来!是这个意思吧?" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "努力,努力。保重保重。" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "保重?你要去哪?" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "你们知道楼上这位老先生是谁吗," }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "谁啊?" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "诸葛孔方!" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "传说中的京城食神?" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "他老人家已经答应收我为徒了!我跟你说,不信拉倒,反正明天一早我就走了,而这个呢,也许将是我为你们做的最后一道菜了。" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "那是给我们做的吗?" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "whatever,对,我忘了,你们不懂西洋话啊。" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "就你懂,德行样儿。" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "尝尝啊,直到一下什么叫旺德福,对,我也忘了,那也是西洋话。" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "真懒得搭理他。" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "whatever.呸……呸,泰瑞宝,泰瑞宝之极。" }, { "from": "祝无双", "value": "这是难吃的意思啊。" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "难吃也不能怨我啊。我是按菜谱做的啊。" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "那你上菜之前就没有尝过?" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "放那么多盐,谁敢尝啊?是不是你给我乱读菜谱来着?" }, { "from": "祝无双", "value": "没有啊,天地良心,我没有乱读啊。这是原件,不信你自己看。" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "盐三勺?" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "这就是传说的京城食神?" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "没错啊,不,他那把玄铁菜刀那还是先皇所赐呢。" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "哪有啥啊,有人还说会使降龙十八掌呢。" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "你说那干啥。老白,你江湖深,你给我分析分析,他是真是假的。" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "要我说啊,whatever." } ] }, { "id": "episode_32_chunk_15", "conversations": [ { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "你放心,我从小就是在兵器堆里长大的,是不是玄铁,我一眼就能看出来。" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "那它要真是玄铁的呢?" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "那你就跟他走一趟,最差的,还能弄上两把菜刀回来。" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "我要那么多菜刀干啥啊?师傅起得早啊。" }, { "from": "诸葛孔方", "value": "唉,你的行李呢?" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "都还在那搁着,我还没来得及收拾。" }, { "from": "诸葛孔方", "value": "我昨天不跟你说了吗。" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "师父你看,这客栈里都是我的好兄弟好姐妹,我忽然就这么走了,我心里还真有点舍不得。" }, { "from": "诸葛孔方", "value": "走了又不是不回来了。" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "那你能不能容他在多住一天?" }, { "from": "诸葛孔方", "value": "那哪行啊?人生短暂,有几个一天可以浪费啊?" }, { "from": "清风", "value": "都好好听着点。" }, { "from": "诸葛孔方", "value": "别罗嗦了,赶紧收拾行李。" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "等一下!诸葛先生,我听说你还有一把玄铁菜刀。。" }, { "from": "诸葛孔方", "value": "有怎么样?" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "让我看一下嘛。" }, { "from": "诸葛孔方", "value": "看它干吗啊。" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "师父,小地方人没见过世面,你让她看一眼,就一眼啊。给她瞧瞧,给她瞧瞧。" }, { "from": "诸葛孔方", "value": "就看一眼啊行了。" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "没有看清。" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "您就让他看清楚,让她再看一眼。再看一……" }, { "from": "诸葛孔方", "value": "再看一眼!" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "葵花点穴手!他要干啥?" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "……眼!" } ] }, { "id": "episode_32_chunk_16", "conversations": [ { "from": "白展堂", "value": "先生你看这事儿闹得啊,我也不知道是看刀啊,我不知道。" }, { "from": "诸葛孔方", "value": "行行行,咱们走吧。" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "师父,我行李还没收拾呢。" }, { "from": "诸葛孔方", "value": "不用收拾了,路上再买。" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "师父!" }, { "from": "诸葛孔方", "value": "还有什么事啊?" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "师父,你为啥收我啊?" }, { "from": "诸葛孔方", "value": "我为啥收你啊,条件有三:第一,你非常敬业。" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "你咋看出来的呀?" }, { "from": "诸葛孔方", "value": "他那天不是说了吗,谁不让他炒菜,他跟谁急!一般人敢这么说吗?第二嘛,你非常自信。" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "我……我自信吗?" }, { "from": "诸葛孔方", "value": "自信自信。不自信能专挑那个烂菜买吗?" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "烂菜?" }, { "from": "诸葛孔方", "value": "他还说过,要是好厨师,不管是什么材料都能做出好饭来。一般人不敢这么说。" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "师父,您真是老神仙,慧眼识英啊。" }, { "from": "诸葛孔方", "value": "第三嘛,你按我菜谱做的那个菜,色和香虽然差了一点,但是味道深得我的真传啊,证明你有非凡的领悟力,是个可造之才啊!" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "先生您先等会儿,他做的那个菜,我们尝过。" }, { "from": "诸葛孔方", "value": "尝过了?味道如何?哎呀,看来我非得露两手了。清风!" }, { "from": "清风", "value": "在!" }, { "from": "诸葛孔方", "value": "那我家伙来!" }, { "from": "清风", "value": "刀具在此!" }, { "from": "诸葛孔方", "value": "徒弟,厨房何在?" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "这边!!!" }, { "from": "诸葛孔方", "value": "带路!!" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "得令。" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "哎呀我的妈呀,哎呀,哎呀" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "坐这慢慢说。" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "老白,你知道人家是咋打鸡蛋的吗?七八个鸡蛋,嚓嚓嚓嚓,往天上轮流这么一扔,看都不带看的,拿碗咔咔咔咔这么一接,你们猜怎么着?" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "鸡蛋熟了?" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "去!蛋黄全在这碗里面。" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "蛋青呢?" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "蛋清全跟蛋壳一块魂归垃圾桶。" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "浪费!敢情不是花他自己的钱!" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "不管咋说,这师父我是跟定了!" }, { "from": "清风", "value": "来了!金玉满堂结良缘。也就是传说中的蛋炒饭。" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "蛋炒饭?呵呵。我也会做。" }, { "from": "诸葛孔方", "value": "谁会做啊,你会做你来啊。" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "师父,来,您请!" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "来,给您筷子。" }, { "from": "诸葛孔方", "value": "大伙尝一尝。等我说完再吃。" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "您说您说。" }, { "from": "诸葛孔方", "value": "想当初,给先皇炒菜的时候,先皇就吃我一个人炒的菜,也就是说,除了先皇,没有人吃过我炒的菜。请吧。" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "那还等啥啊。葵花点!" }, { "from": "诸葛孔方", "value": "怎么样啊?" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "怎么样,啊?" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "挺好的!" }, { "from": "诸葛孔方", "value": "只是挺好的吗?" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "味道特别特别的……" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "来来来,师傅您也吃啊。" }, { "from": "诸葛孔方", "value": "得尝一尝。嗯……好!请问有什么问题吗?" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "您就没觉得有点咸?" }, { "from": "诸葛孔方", "value": "这还咸呐,我才搁了五勺半盐。怎么了,怎么了?唉哟,至于吗啊?给先皇炒的时候,搁八勺盐呢,有时候搁十勺呢。" }, { "from": "诸葛孔方", "value": "十勺?" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "我明白了,您跟先皇一样,年龄大了,味觉严重退化!" }, { "from": "诸葛孔方", "value": "嗯?" }, { "from": "清风", "value": "你错了,我家先生是先天的味觉失灵。" }, { "from": "诸葛孔方", "value": "你怎么不早告诉我呀?" }, { "from": "清风", "value": "我一开始也不信,还以为他们是嫉妒您,可我到现在才知道,您是真的味觉失灵。" }, { "from": "诸葛孔方", "value": "岂有此理!味觉失灵?失灵?" }, { "from": "诸葛孔方", "value": "先生?先生?" } ] }, { "id": "episode_32_chunk_17", "conversations": [ { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "师父,您先喝点水。慢点,别呛着啊。还真呛着了。" }, { "from": "诸葛孔方", "value": "你还认我做师父?" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "咋不认呢?一日为师终身为父。" }, { "from": "诸葛孔方", "value": "不怕我把你教坏了?" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "我手艺本来就差,再差还能差哪去?" }, { "from": "诸葛孔方", "value": "出去,出去。出去,都出去!万岁爷,老臣给您丢脸了,老臣该死,老臣该死,老臣该死,万岁爷,老臣该死啊!!" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "你说,本想学点手艺安身立命,你说我这命咋就这么软呢?" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "软?" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "大嘴你打算咋办吧。" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "对啊。" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "我哪知道啊?你说我师父他非得要带我走,你说我咋整?" } ] }, { "id": "episode_32_chunk_22", "conversations": [ { "from": "清风", "value": "您这是干什么呀?" }, { "from": "诸葛孔方", "value": "不要管我,让我死了得了,让我跟先皇一起走吧。" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "师父!" }, { "from": "清风", "value": "师父一头撞到柜子上了。" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "快快。" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "师父您这是何苦的呢?" }, { "from": "诸葛孔方", "value": "不要拉我。" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "先坐下坐下。" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "不就是盐吗,至于吗。咱以后少放点不就行了吗。" }, { "from": "诸葛孔方", "value": "少放盐?那还能吃吗?走开!" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "葵花!" }, { "from": "诸葛孔方", "value": "别。" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "别别,你千万别,我不碰你,你自己别胡来好不好。" }, { "from": "诸葛孔方", "value": "一世英名,毁于一旦!早知如此,我还做什么菜啊,先皇,老臣来了!" }, { "from": "诸葛孔方", "value": "别别。" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "慢着,师父。你下手,下手砍,他们谁都不拦着你,你砍,往脑袋上砍,脑袋掉了碗大个疤,十八年后你还是个御厨,你砍!" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "大嘴!" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "师父,你想死我们谁都不能拦着你,但有句话,您让我跟你说清楚,行不?" }, { "from": "诸葛孔方", "value": "你想说什么呀你?" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "师父,您看这刀面上刻的啥呢,啊?" }, { "from": "诸葛孔方", "value": "旺德福。" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "那为啥要刻在这一面,没刻在这面啊?" }, { "from": "诸葛孔方", "value": "我哪知道啊?" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "之所以刻在这一面,那是说明先皇希望每次您切菜的时候,您都能看到这三个字,拿说明先皇他喜欢吃您做的菜啊。" }, { "from": "诸葛孔方", "value": "那反面怎么还刻着“泰瑞宝”?" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "那代表着,先皇不是不知道您做的菜难吃,可是他不介意。而这个正是这把菜刀的玄机所在啊。" }, { "from": "诸葛孔方", "value": "什么玄机啊?" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "对于一个厨子来说,只要吃菜的人感觉好吃,那你就算是成功了。" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "说得好啊。其实,无论是美食,还是人生的最高境界,就是在亦正亦反,亦淡亦咸之间啊。" }, { "from": "诸葛孔方", "value": "那到底是淡是咸呐?" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "您说呢?" }, { "from": "诸葛孔方", "value": "whatever!" } ] }, { "id": "episode_32_chunk_23", "conversations": [ { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "大嘴啊!" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "哎。" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "那个玄机,你是咋想出来的?" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "您别忘了,我也是个厨子。先生,起来了?" }, { "from": "诸葛孔方", "value": "各位早上好。我就要走了,拜拜了啊。这个,给你了啊。" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "这这,这我不能要,这个。" }, { "from": "清风", "value": "先生让你拿着就拿着吧,别那么多废话了。" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "不是,师父。这太贵重了,你说我不能收啊。" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "是啊。" }, { "from": "诸葛孔方", "value": "其实这刀啊,并不贵重。贵重的是刀里的玄机。现在呢,这刀给了你,玄机留给了我。我们师徒是各取所需吗。" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "那,师父,您以后去哪啊?" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "是啊。" }, { "from": "诸葛孔方", "value": "whatever!从今以后,告别厨房,畅游山水,清粥小菜,不亦快哉!哈哈走了。" } ] }, { "id": "episode_32_chunk_24", "conversations": [ { "from": "白展堂", "value": "干啥啊?那怎么能行呢?那菜刀是人师父传给他的,我管他要他就能给?" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "咋不给?店规第四十八条明文规定。" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "人家那又不是银子。" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "最后一遍,去还是不去?" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "你是不是又要使那招啊?" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "哼!无双——!" }, { "from": "祝无双", "value": "哎呀,掌柜的有什么吩咐?" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "不是我,是你师兄。他有话要跟你说。" }, { "from": "祝无双", "value": "师兄!" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "掌柜的!无双你听好了。谁-说-我-不-想-娶-你-?" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "白-展-堂-!" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "这是你逼的!" }, { "from": "祝无双", "value": "掌柜的,掌柜的," }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "你听我跟你说。" }, { "from": "祝无双", "value": "你什么都不用说了,掌柜的你的大恩大德,无双一定会记得的。" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "无双,他那是吃了吐,吃了吐你明白吗无双?" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "吃了吐?吃了我就没想吐!whatevevr!" } ] }, { "id": "episode_33_chunk_1", "conversations": [ { "from": "祝无双", "value": "嫁衣添彩,一穿就亮" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "你要干啥?" }, { "from": "祝无双", "value": " 出嫁啊你知道我等这一天等了多久吗?" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": " 额咋能知道呢" }, { "from": "祝无双", "value": " 四千三百九十三天,也就是十二年零十三天" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "不要放电咧,记的够清楚的啊" }, { "from": "祝无双", "value": " 岂止是清楚,简直就是历历--在--目" } ] }, { "id": "episode_33_chunk_2", "conversations": [ { "from": "姬无命", "value": " 慢着!交出糖人,饶你不死" }, { "from": "祝无双", "value": " 不可以,这是我爹从新东安带回来的" }, { "from": "姬无命", "value": " 那休怪小爷手下无情了" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "呔,手下留人!" }, { "from": "姬无命", "value": " 来者何人?" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": " 行不更名,坐不改姓,苹果派,白玉汤!" }, { "from": "姬无命", "value": " 什么派,什么汤?" }, { "from": "姬无病", "value": " 苹果派,来自麦当劳;白玉汤,出自刘先生的单口相声" }, { "from": "姬无命", "value": " 相声?没听说过!" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": " 葵花点穴手!姑娘保重,后会有期" }, { "from": "祝无双", "value": " 等一下,这个送给你" } ] }, { "id": "episode_33_chunk_3", "conversations": [ { "from": "祝无双", "value": "从那一刻起,我就暗自决定,这辈子当牛作马,非他-不-嫁" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": " 那你,还是再考虑考虑清楚啊,婚姻可是一辈子的事情,这可不是闹着玩儿的啊" }, { "from": "祝无双", "value": " 四千三百九十三天,有这么闹着玩儿的吗?" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": " 那他要是不喜欢你呢?" }, { "from": "祝无双", "value": "他要是不喜欢我,为什么要娶我呢?" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": " 他那是吃了吐" }, { "from": "祝无双", "value": " 吃什么?" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": " 了吐" }, { "from": "祝无双", "value": "了吐—是,什么水果以及点心?" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": " 跟你说不清楚,白展堂!" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "来了来了,来了,咋的啦?你又作啥妖呢?" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "人家打算当场嫁给你" }, { "from": "祝无双", "value": " 谁说的!要嫁也要等到明天,今天我还要开单身派对呢" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": " 你没跟她说那是吃了吐吗?" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": " 我说了,她听不懂" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "这样,我跟掌柜的给你演一遍,你就明白了,啊话杆儿" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "这种事儿啊,说了你也不懂" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "我呀?这有什么不懂的?不就回头率吗?这有什么呀?" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": " 嘿,爱美是女孩子的天性,这你就不能理解了" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": " 我有什么不理解的?问题是这也忒难看了" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": " 难看怕什么呀?您又不想娶她" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": " 谁说我不娶她?啊呸" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "啊呸" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "这就是吃了吐先肯定,然后再否定,就好比吃东西,先吃进去,忽然觉得味儿不对赶紧把它吐出来,明白了吧?" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": " 相声看过没有?相声里头经常用的,甩包袱" }, { "from": "祝无双", "value": " 呵呵呵呵" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": " 哎呀妈呀,包袱响了" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": " 响了" }, { "from": "祝无双", "value": "你要是不喜欢我,你为什么要救我啊?" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": " 你说我第一次看你啊?" }, { "from": "祝无双", "value": " 啊,那天要不是你那句刀下留人,我哪能活到今天?" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": " 你误会了,我说的那个人儿是指手里的糖人儿" }, { "from": "祝无双", "value": " 但你还是救了我啊?" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": " 你又误会了,其实当时的情况啊,是这样的……" } ] }, { "id": "episode_33_chunk_4", "conversations": [ { "from": "白展堂", "value": "你老跟着我干吗呀?" }, { "from": "祝无双", "value": " 我,我以后能来找你玩儿吗?" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": " 没问题!一回生.二回熟.咱俩谁跟谁呀,有空常来玩儿" }, { "from": "祝无双", "value": " 我现在就有空" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": " 我是说,等我有空" }, { "from": "祝无双", "value": " 那你什么时候有空啊?" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": " 有空的时候自然就有空了您慢走,不送了啊" } ] }, { "id": "episode_33_chunk_5", "conversations": [ { "from": "祝无双", "value": "你说—什么?" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": " 镇定,这都八百多年前的事儿了" }, { "from": "祝无双", "value": " 十二年零十三天" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "你这个畜生" }, { "from": "祝无双", "value": " 你凭什么骂我师兄?" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": " 我还是闪远些啊" }, { "from": "祝无双", "value": " 师兄,你对我说实话,你对我有---" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "就是兄妹之情,无双,我一直把你当成我的亲妹妹,没别的" }, { "from": "祝无双", "value": "明白了我先干活去了" } ] }, { "id": "episode_33_chunk_6", "conversations": [ { "from": "祝无双", "value": " 啊—" }, { "from": "燕小六", "value": "大胆!走路没长眼睛?" }, { "from": "燕小六", "value": "你拉我干嘛?" }, { "from": "邢捕头", "value": " 撞上新娘那叫冲喜,你要折寿的" }, { "from": "祝无双", "value": "对不起,对不起" }, { "from": "邢捕头", "value": " 不是长辈,被新人拜过了,你要横死街头啊" }, { "from": "燕小六", "value": "你你,你你不许拜了,直起腰来,直直起来" }, { "from": "祝无双", "value": "两位青天大老爷!为民女作主啊!" }, { "from": "燕小六", "value": "小姑奶奶,您饶了我吧" }, { "from": "邢捕头", "value": " 饶-饶-饶" }, { "from": "祝无双", "value": "我一心一意只为他,可是他--" }, { "from": "燕小六", "value": " 他错了,大错特错,他错了,他错了" }, { "from": "邢捕头", "value": " 只要你一声令下我就把他逮起来" }, { "from": "燕小六", "value": " 嗯,逮起来逮起来" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": " 干啥呢这是!?" }, { "from": "邢捕头", "value": " 哎呀,您可来了呀" }, { "from": "燕小六", "value": " 她要把我们逼死啊!" }, { "from": "祝无双", "value": "无情无义的苍天,你为什么要捉弄有情有意的我,为什么?你为什么?" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "慢慢吃啊,起来起来" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": " 都怪我,怪我不该图一时之快" }, { "from": "燕小六", "value": " 嗯?" }, { "from": "燕小六", "value": "嘿嘿嘿" }, { "from": "邢捕头", "value": " 老白呀,嘿嘿" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "嘿嘿啥呀,嘿嘿?我说的是口舌之快.你赶紧把衣裳换了" } ] }, { "id": "episode_33_chunk_7", "conversations": [ { "from": "祝无双", "value": "对不起,我以后再也不听你的,永远永远" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": " 那好,你永远永远别换衣裳,永远永远别听我的,啊" }, { "from": "祝无双", "value": " 你---" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "来来来" }, { "from": "祝无双", "value": "好,你有种" } ] }, { "id": "episode_33_chunk_11", "conversations": [ { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": " 姬无命,他不是死了嘛,额眼看着他死的" }, { "from": "燕小六", "value": " 我说的是姬无病,姬无命的弟弟" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "看我干啥呀,不认识,听都没听说过这人" }, { "from": "燕小六", "value": " 据可靠线报,姬无病这次从西域赶过来,专门儿是为了给他哥哥报仇的" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": " 报就报呗,他哥是自杀,找我们干啥?" }, { "from": "燕小六", "value": " 话虽这么说,当初我们把姬无命的尸体往上面交的时候,在报告里边, 稍微说了点儿不太贴边儿的话" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": " 啥话?" }, { "from": "燕小六", "value": " 为了让朝廷满意,让让百姓放心,我们把功劳,都归功于秀才" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": " 这确实是秀才干的呀" }, { "from": "燕小六", "value": " 但他确实没用大慈大悲掌" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": " 啥玩意儿?" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": " 啥掌?" }, { "from": "邢捕头", "value": " 秀才与姬无病在西凉河畔相遇,苦战三百回合" }, { "from": "燕小六", "value": " 最后用出了一招,传说中的大慈大悲掌,将歹徒一举击毙" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": " 你们为啥要这么说?" }, { "from": "燕小六", "value": " 不那么说,人家能让他当关中大侠吗?" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": " 那你们俩这不胡说八道呢吗?" }, { "from": "邢捕头", "value": " 孰是孰非,咱们不讨论了,现在的问题是,姬无病的目标,指定是秀才" }, { "from": "燕小六", "value": "所以---我想用秀才作诱饵,把姬无病给引出来,然后将他抓获" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "那秀才会不会有危险啊?" }, { "from": "燕小六", "value": " 危险肯定会有,但是我们会把危险降到最低,低到忽略不计" }, { "from": "邢捕头", "value": " 这事儿必须瞒着秀才,否则他非吓死不可" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": " 不要小看我的秀才,当初小郭这么狠,不也扛住了?" }, { "from": "燕小六", "value": "小郭,现在在家里可老实极了,听京城的刘捕头说,小郭,天天大不出二门不迈,在家里天天作女红" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "真的假的?" }, { "from": "邢捕头", "value": "六扇门的兄弟人手一块呀,嗯看全是小郭绣的哈哈哈哈" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "呀,瞧瞧,这就是额训练出来的人才呀" } ] }, { "id": "episode_33_chunk_13", "conversations": [ { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "不要喊了,她没有回来" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": " 她没回来,你们见着的是鬼啊?" }, { "from": "燕小六", "value": "小郭,现在在家里可老实极了,听京城的刘捕头说,小郭,天天大不出二门不迈,在家里天天作女红" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "真的假的?" }, { "from": "邢捕头", "value": "六扇门的兄弟人手一块呀,嗯看全是小郭绣的哈哈哈哈" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "呀,瞧瞧,这就是额训练出来的人才呀" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "哎小六,小郭那个事情啊" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "哎,芙妹怎么了?" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": " 哎,你们说呀,说呀说呀" }, { "from": "燕小六", "value": " 挺好的,都会做女红了" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": " 是女红" }, { "from": "燕小六", "value": " 女红" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": " 这个字儿在这儿念gong" }, { "from": "燕小六", "value": "就算等于工吧,怎么着?" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": " 你咋个知道的?" }, { "from": "燕小六", "value": " 我亲眼看见的,佟掌柜,老白都看见了,不信你问她们" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "芙妹,芙妹!芙妹,芙妹!" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "不要喊了,她没有回来" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": " 她没回来,你们见着的是鬼啊?" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": " 跟你说不清楚,老白你跟他说呀" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "我说……" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": " 老白,啥都别说了,你告诉我,她在哪儿?" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": " 在京城,你激动啥呀" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "哎,是不是她让你这么说的?她是不是不想见我呀?是不是?是不是?是不是?是不是?" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": " 是,她就不想见你,怎么着吧?这倒霉孩子" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "唉--我真的就这么令人讨厌吗?她见我一面她会死啊?郭芙蓉!有本事就别回来!" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": " 我,吕轻侯三岁会千字,五岁背唐诗,七岁熟读四书五经,八岁精通诗词歌赋。可我还是个百无一用的书生。我除了会说子曾经曰过这几句我还会说什么,啊?我还会什么?会什么?考举人七八年都考不中,做生意,把祖产都给赔了。谈恋爱…谈恋爱…我怎么就这么倒霉呢? " }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": " 你知足吧,你好赖还是个关中大侠呀可我呢?" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "你说的对,我再没用,我再倒霉,我,吕轻侯我还是关中大侠呢我!我……" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "嘘……" } ] }, { "id": "episode_33_chunk_14", "conversations": [ { "from": "姬无命", "value": "关中大侠?真是踏破铁鞋无觅处,得来全不费功夫出自宋代,夏元鼎的绝句唉,我简直太聪明了" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": " 我没醉" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": " 喝这么多酒干啥?" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "我告诉你,我就没醉看这脚" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": " 脚?脚咋的了?哎呦,脚咋的了?" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": " 腾空了,嗯,这就是传说当中的轻功,知道吧?咱们,咱们玩儿草上飞,飞" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": " 飞,这就飞了?啊,这就飞了,就不管我了?还是兄弟吗,啊?" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": " 为了兄弟,咱,不飞了" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": " 好,好,不飞了啊" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": " 不飞了" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": " 来,坐这儿歇会儿我给你打点水去,乖啊" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "双啊,无双!二胖儿!" }, { "from": "祝无双", "value": "你瞎叫啥呀,瞎叫?" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": " 谁瞎叫了?秀才喝高了帮我扶着点儿啊" }, { "from": "祝无双", "value": " 哎,我凭啥听你的" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "这倒霉孩子,那好,那你就别扶着" }, { "from": "祝无双", "value": " 哎,我偏扶你--卑鄙,无耻" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "只要不下流就行,扶好了啊" }, { "from": "祝无双", "value": " 坐好啊,坐好,别动" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "芙妹,芙妹,呃" }, { "from": "祝无双", "value": "哎呀,你喝了多少……" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": " 你怎么回来了?芙妹" }, { "from": "祝无双", "value": "回来,回来,怎么着吧?" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "你回来了,让我好好看看你" }, { "from": "祝无双", "value": "哎呀,你放开" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": " 芙妹" }, { "from": "祝无双", "value": "哎.我凭啥听你的?" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "芙妹—" }, { "from": "祝无双", "value": "这样挺好的" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": " 芙妹,我想你想的好苦啊" }, { "from": "祝无双", "value": "哦乖啊,回来啦回来啦" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": " 你永远永远都不要走,啊" }, { "from": "祝无双", "value": "哎,不走不走,永远都不离开你,乖啊" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "睡觉去,一对儿精神病儿" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": " 芙妹" }, { "from": "祝无双", "value": " 乖啊" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": " 我想你想的好苦" }, { "from": "祝无双", "value": "哎呀,我要睡觉了,哎呀" } ] }, { "id": "episode_33_chunk_15", "conversations": [ { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": " 他们就这么睡了一宿?" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": " 不是睡?我估计是折腾一宿" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": " 这还了得,起来起来,都起来!起来!" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "起来,起来起来,赶紧,起来" }, { "from": "祝无双", "value": "掌柜的,师兄——还活着呢?" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": " 托你的福,师兄还有口气儿" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "嗯?我怎么会在这儿? 芙妹,芙妹!" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "芙妹在这儿呢" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "别逗了" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": " 谁逗你了?你仔细想想,你昨天晚上抱着的是不是她?" }, { "from": "祝无双", "value": " 哎,不是我" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "不是你?侬委来了?---侬委来了---永远永远不走了?---不走了永远永远,不走了" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": " 秀才,哎呀,没有想到你还有这一手" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "这,这这—" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "你别这这那那的,啊,你要是个男子汉,你就敢作敢当" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "祝姑娘,昨天晚上--" }, { "from": "祝无双", "value": " 啊,你不用说了,昨天晚上是我自愿的啊" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": " 师门不幸啊" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "你太有心机了" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "嗯?" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": " 趁我喝高了,乘虚而入,等我醒过来,又假装无辜,试图激起我的同情心" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "你说的这是人话吗你?" }, { "from": "祝无双", "value": "别说话!还有呢?" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": " 没了,,全没了,唉,可怜我的清白之躯西凉河在哪儿?" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": " 无双,无双,师兄给你解释一下啊,其实秀才他呀---" }, { "from": "祝无双", "value": " 哎,挺好的,不不,是非常好啊,在这个肉欲横流,人心不古的年代里,像他这样情深义重,有情有意的好男人,除了柳下惠,你们还找得出第二个吗?嗯?" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": " 我对不起我师父啊" } ] }, { "id": "episode_33_chunk_16", "conversations": [ { "from": "祝无双", "value": " 饿了吧,来,吃点东西" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "你别过来,否则—" }, { "from": "祝无双", "value": "跳下去啊?" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": " 我真的会跳的喔" }, { "from": "祝无双", "value": " 好啊,你跳啊,跳下去摔断了腿之后,还是我来照顾你,日夜照顾你" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "你能不能放我一马?别再纠缠我了" }, { "from": "祝无双", "value": " 哎,大哥,昨天是你先抱住我的" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "我还是跳下去算了" }, { "from": "祝无双", "value": "哎,你别动!" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": " 放手,放手" }, { "from": "祝无双", "value": " 再动我点你了啊" }, { "from": "祝无双", "value": " 葵—" }, { "from": "祝无双", "value": " 坐过来点" }, { "from": "祝无双", "value": "再过来点!" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "怎么女人都这个样子?" }, { "from": "祝无双", "value": " 你—真的喜欢她啊?" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "不知道—什么意思啊你?" }, { "from": "祝无双", "value": " 要是,你这份心意她不知道,那你的等待还有意义吗?" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": " 需要意义吗?" }, { "from": "祝无双", "value": " 不需要吗?" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "我还是先吃饭吧" }, { "from": "祝无双", "value": " 哎,放着我来!啊,不你自己来,自己来" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": " 这是你做的菜啊?挺香的" }, { "from": "祝无双", "value": " 哎,这,这好像不是饭菜的香味道" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": " 哎有点像兰花的味道,还有点像---" }, { "from": "姬无病", "value": "麝香" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": " 对对对对对,麝香" }, { "from": "姬无病", "value": "嘿嘿嘿嘿" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "姬无命!" }, { "from": "姬无病", "value": "那是我哥,我叫姬无病" }, { "from": "祝无双", "value": " 无病呻吟的病?" }, { "from": "姬无病", "value": "丧心病狂的病,嘿嘿嘿嘿。哎,知道下一句怎么念吗?" }, { "from": "祝无双", "value": "你还真是有病啊" }, { "from": "姬无病", "value": "有病?光荣,肯定是忙工作忙的,您得备一盒。广告,胃药厂广告,嘿,再来再来还有问题吗?那就――走吧!" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "你想干什么?" }, { "from": "祝无双", "value": "干什么,你想干什么?" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "别过来!别过来!" } ] }, { "id": "episode_33_chunk_17", "conversations": [ { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "准备好了吗?" }, { "from": "祝无双", "value": "准备好了,来" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "一二三,我就走你!" }, { "from": "祝无双", "value": "哎哎,疼疼疼疼,疼" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "再坚持一下,再坚持一下就好了" }, { "from": "祝无双", "value": "哦,啊-不行不行,你再挤我的脑袋就要爆了,喔哎呦咝,噢呦" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "真的很疼啊" }, { "from": "祝无双", "value": "不疼不疼,舒服得很你要不来试试?" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "又不是我出的注意要钻的要不做个足底吧" }, { "from": "祝无双", "value": "不,来个漫游,试试你的手艺" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "好,我就来个长途加漫游" }, { "from": "祝无双", "value": "使劲使劲" }, { "from": "祝无双", "value": "用点力,吃饭了没有?" }, { "from": "姬无病", "value": "小伙儿,还挺知道怜香惜玉,啊" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "放我们出去!" }, { "from": "姬无病", "value": "你这是求人的态度吗?" }, { "from": "祝无双", "value": "你不要理他,他脑子被门夹过的" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "你还被栅栏夹过呢,就是刚才" }, { "from": "祝无双", "value": "这…求求你,放我们出去,好的啦" }, { "from": "姬无病", "value": "好的呀,出道题,答对了,就放了你们" }, { "from": "祝无双", "value": "能不能自选范围?" }, { "from": "姬无病", "value": "什么范围?" }, { "from": "祝无双", "value": "嗯,武功方面的,我比较拿手" }, { "from": "姬无病", "value": "听好,古往今来,谁的轻功最高?" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "轻功最高" }, { "from": "祝无双", "value": "轻功最高,楚留香 !" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "楚留香" }, { "from": "祝无双", "value": "不不不,韦一笑 !" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "韦一笑" }, { "from": "祝无双", "value": "不不不,楚留香 !" }, { "from": "姬无病", "value": "到底是谁?想清楚了再说" }, { "from": "祝无双", "value": "就是楚留香" }, { "from": "姬无病", "value": "为什么?" }, { "from": "祝无双", "value": "因为他比韦一笑年轻,而且中途不用停下来吸人血" }, { "from": "姬无病", "value": "嘿嘿嘿~~恭喜你 --" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "耶~" }, { "from": "姬无病", "value": "答错了,真正的答案是--曹操" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "为什么呀" }, { "from": "姬无病", "value": "说曹操曹操到,这种轻功,你们谁见过?" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "切,谁的马步扎得最稳?" }, { "from": "姬无病", "value": "刘备的儿子" }, { "from": "祝无双", "value": "为什么?" }, { "from": "姬无病", "value": "扶不起的阿斗,这叫千斤坠" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "谁的暗器最狠?" }, { "from": "姬无病", "value": "诸葛亮" }, { "from": "祝无双", "value": "为什么?" }, { "from": "姬无病", "value": "诸葛亮挥泪斩马谡,这叫摘叶飞花,但他飞的是泪花" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "谁的内功最强?" }, { "from": "姬无病", "value": "还是他,孔明弹琴退仲达,这叫无敌超声波,嘿嘿嘿嘿" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "谁…谁……谁这么无聊啊" }, { "from": "姬无病", "value": "张飞" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "啊?" }, { "from": "祝无双", "value": "这又是怎么一说" }, { "from": "姬无病", "value": "张飞吃秤砣,铁了心了,正常人谁吃那个" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": " 这世界上还有您不知道的事儿吗?" }, { "from": "姬无病", "value": "只要书上写的,那就没有了" }, { "from": "姬无病", "value": " 哎,别灰心,要不然再给你们一个求生的机会?啊?" }, { "from": "祝无双", "value": "秀才秀才秀才,不要抢呀,秀才" } ] }, { "id": "episode_33_chunk_18", "conversations": [ { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": " 这--的确是秀才的笔迹" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": " 我看看写啥呢?盗神铁牌儿,啥意思?" }, { "from": "邢捕头", "value": " 就是姬无命的信物,姬无病,想用秀才和无双的命来换它" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": " 拿他要这玩意儿干啥呀?" }, { "from": "燕小六", "value": " 有了这块牌子,他就能统一黑道,号令群雄" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": " 燕捕头,以我看你也不想混黑道,就把那块牌子还给人家" }, { "from": "燕小六", "value": " 你说的轻巧,那块牌子现在还在六扇门展览着呢,怎么还?" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": " 那就伪造一块" }, { "from": "燕小六", "value": " 能伪造就好了,那块牌子的材料是用圣火令的材料造的,刀砍斧劈,不留痕迹" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": " 扔在火堆里七天七夜都完好无损" }, { "from": "燕小六", "value": "对!" }, { "from": "邢捕头", "value": "你是怎么知道的?" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "道听途说,现学现卖呗,呵呵呵呵" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "不要再卖咧,你就说这件事情咋办吧" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": " 我哪知道咋办呐,我又不是捕快" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": " 那你不是盗—" }, { "from": "邢捕头", "value": " 你们刚才说啥?到什么?什么到?到什么?" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": " 盗--到了也没当成捕快,要不然我就亲自出马" }, { "from": "燕小六", "value": "哈哈哈哈!老白,我等的就是你这句话" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": " 你,你啥意思你?" }, { "from": "燕小六", "value": " 我打算让你亲自出马,冒充一个人" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": " 谁呀?" }, { "from": "邢捕头", "value": " 嘿嘿嘿嘿,盗圣!" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "可以" } ] }, { "id": "episode_33_chunk_19", "conversations": [ { "from": "祝无双", "value": " 哎呀,不要费那个劲了,要是能拽开我早出去了" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "早知道是这样,还不如当初被姬无命一掌拍死算了" }, { "from": "祝无双", "value": " 那他为什么没有拍你啊?" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": " 这个这个就说来话长了……" }, { "from": "姬无命", "value": " 拿命来!" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "慢着!杀我可以,但得先说明白了,我到底是死在谁的手里?" }, { "from": "姬无命", "value": "废话,我呀" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "我--是谁?" }, { "from": "姬无命", "value": "我怎么知道你是谁呀" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "问题来了吧," }, { "from": "姬无命", "value": "你,什么意思啊?" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "这得从人和宇宙的关系开始讲起了,在你身上长久以来,一直就有一个问题在缠绕着你" }, { "from": "姬无命", "value": "什么问题呀?" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "我--是谁?" }, { "from": "姬无命", "value": "这个我已经知道啦" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "不,你不知道,你知道吗,你是谁,姬无命吗?不,这只是个名字,一个代号,你可以叫姬无命,我也可以叫姬无命,他们都可以,把这个代号拿掉之后呢,你又是谁?" }, { "from": "姬无命", "value": "我不知道,我也不用知道!" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "好好,那你再回答我另一个问题,我是谁?" }, { "from": "姬无命", "value": "这这,这个问题没什么意义嘛" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "那就问几个有意义的,我生从何来,死往何处?我为何要出现在这个世界上?我的出现对这个世界来说意味着什么?是世界选择了我,还是我选择了世界?" }, { "from": "姬无命", "value": "够了!" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "我和宇宙之间有必然的联系吗?宇宙是否有尽头,时间是否有长短?过去的时间在哪里消失,未来的时间又在何处停止?我在这一刻提出的问题,还是你刚才听到的问题吗?" }, { "from": "姬无命", "value": " 我杀了你!" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "是谁杀了我!而我又杀了谁!" }, { "from": "姬无命", "value": "是--我杀了我!" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "回答正确!动手吧" }, { "from": "姬无命", "value": "啊!!" } ] }, { "id": "episode_33_chunk_20", "conversations": [ { "from": "吕秀才", "value": " 大致的过程就是这个样子的哎,哎哎,你没事儿吧?" }, { "from": "祝无双", "value": "你真是太勇敢,太聪明,太狡猾了!" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": " 嗯?你这是夸我呢吗?" }, { "from": "祝无双", "value": " 绝对不是夸,是恭维。不不不,嗯,确切的说,应该是仰慕" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "仰慕?继续" }, { "from": "祝无双", "value": "哎,有一个成语,四个字的,你知道啦?" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "知道,四个字,四个字的成语那么多,你说的是哪个?" }, { "from": "祝无双", "value": "就是专门用来形容你的那个" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "形容我?满腹经纶" }, { "from": "祝无双", "value": "不行,太狭隘,有没有更――博大一点的" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "博古通今" }, { "from": "祝无双", "value": "哎呀,你不要老是围着知识来转,要体现你个人风格和魅力" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "我有,我可以" }, { "from": "祝无双", "value": "这是成语吗?" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "我思,故我在" }, { "from": "祝无双", "value": "呃,差不多是这个意思,有没有那种,内外兼备的,既要有外在,又要有内涵,还要特别有深度的" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "大智若愚?" }, { "from": "祝无双", "value": "对对对,就是大智若愚你,怎么了?" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "我看上去很蠢吗?" }, { "from": "祝无双", "value": "没有,啊有一点儿,就一点儿,一丁点儿" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "唉~~我知道我傻我蠢" }, { "from": "祝无双", "value": "谁说你傻,我跟谁急" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "他们都说" }, { "from": "祝无双", "value": "那是他们没有眼力见儿,像你这么好的男人,上哪儿找去" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "现成就有那啥,你冷不冷?要不要我靠着你,暖你" }, { "from": "祝无双", "value": "哎,你呆着,呆着。唉,今天啊,要是不把你弄出去,那我这个肥就算白减了" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "这跟减肥有什么关系啊?" }, { "from": "祝无双", "value": "当然有关系了。想当年我还没有减肥的时候,我光凭体重,就能把这个铁栅栏撞开" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "那现在怎么办呢?" }, { "from": "祝无双", "value": "哎,九阳神功,你听过没有?" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "九阳神功?少林寺的绝学,你会打?" }, { "from": "祝无双", "value": "嘿嘿嘿嘿,我不会,哎,但是我知道它的运作原理啊" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "是吧" } ] }, { "id": "episode_33_chunk_21", "conversations": [ { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "你这是干什么?" }, { "from": "祝无双", "value": "把真气灌注全身,先来七十二个小周天,再来八圈大周天" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "八圈,打麻将呢?" }, { "from": "祝无双", "value": "哎,我说八圈就八圈,一圈都不能少。顺便打通任督二脉。凝神定气" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "这难道就是传说中的―――" }, { "from": "祝无双", "value": "九-阳-神-功!啊!" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "无双!你没事儿吧啊?" } ] }, { "id": "episode_33_chunk_22", "conversations": [ { "from": "白展堂", "value": "别说了,我不去!谁爱去谁去!这不胡闹吗你们?" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "都不要着急啊。哎老白,你听燕捕头把话说完" }, { "from": "燕小六", "value": "老白,我是这么想的,既然这个盗神跟盗圣是挚友故交,那他说的话,姬无病肯定会给点面子" }, { "from": "邢捕头", "value": "老白,你要是不去,秀才和无双就危险了" }, { "from": "燕小六", "value": "对呀" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "我不去。掌柜的,你替我说说话啊,找谁不行啊?为什么偏找我?" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "啊,对对呀,凭啥是他呀?" }, { "from": "燕小六", "value": "就凭你,身上这股气质" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "啥气质?" }, { "from": "燕小六", "value": "阳光、帅气、洒脱、灵动" }, { "from": "邢捕头", "value": "而且不乏机警" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "呵呵呵呵,接着说。" }, { "from": "燕小六", "value": "你具有武松的豪放,又有西门庆的浪荡" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "骂谁呢,掌柜的" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "对呀,打狗还看主人" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "就是!说啥呢?无双,这就是吃了吐。就是!说啥呢?" }, { "from": "邢捕头", "value": "老白,佟掌柜也是一片好意" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "什么都不要说了,这事儿我坚决不同意" }, { "from": "燕小六", "value": "要不你再想想" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "不用想了,我这人没别的毛病,就是演戏不行,我怯场" }, { "from": "燕小六", "value": "那就小剧场啊,跟观众距离多近呐" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "那就更不能去啦,跟观众太近我更害怕" }, { "from": "燕小六", "value": "你就不能为艺术献一把身?" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "我更希望和票房攀攀亲" }, { "from": "燕小六", "value": "票房的事儿,你别管啊。戏好了,自然有票房" }, { "from": "邢捕头", "value": "对对对" }, { "from": "燕小六", "value": "我连道具都给你准备好了" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "还有道具?" }, { "from": "燕小六", "value": "当当当当,怎么样?" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "我的玉牌?" }, { "from": "燕小六", "value": "你的玉牌?想美事儿去吧。这玉牌可不能给你,你用完了还得还给我啊" }, { "from": "邢捕头", "value": "六儿,入戏了,这小子入戏了" }, { "from": "燕小六", "value": "演员素质还可以" }, { "from": "邢捕头", "value": "嗯,还行" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "你从哪儿弄来的?" }, { "from": "燕小六", "value": "上次锦衣卫把衙门踩塌了,我从废墟里捡的,哈哈" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "上次跟那个盗墓的雷老五比赛,他放上去的一直都没有拿回来" }, { "from": "燕小六", "value": "嘀咕嘛呢?" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "我说好了啊,我坚决不去" }, { "from": "燕小六", "value": "哎哎,老白老白老白" } ] }, { "id": "episode_33_chunk_23", "conversations": [ { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "还疼吗?没事儿吧?" }, { "from": "祝无双", "value": "哎呦,你不要在我眼前晃来晃去,我看着眼都晕了" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "你现在怎么样吗?啊?哪儿疼?你能不能动弹呐?" }, { "from": "祝无双", "value": "啊,哎呦!不行不行,我十有八九骨折了" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "这可怎么办,怎么办?来人呐!来人呐!有人骨折啦!" }, { "from": "祝无双", "value": " 哎呀!你不要叫好吧,骨折不会死人的啊" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "我到宁愿你死了" }, { "from": "祝无双", "value": "侬港甚伐?" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "侬哪能格能嘎样子啦?" }, { "from": "祝无双", "value": "吾搞侬刚故弗要刚上海艾乌法!你…是不是心疼我啊?是就说是。点头yes摇头no,来是come去是go那就好,算我这趟没有白come" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "我倒宁愿你没来,把你拖累成这个样子,我以后可怎么还呐" }, { "from": "祝无双", "value": "哎呀,傻瓜,谁要你还了?" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "要还的要还的,滴水之恩当涌泉相报" }, { "from": "祝无双", "value": "那你就报吧" }, { "from": "祝无双", "value": "嘘,你想什么啊?" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "那应该怎么报?" }, { "from": "祝无双", "value": "我渴――" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "哦-" }, { "from": "祝无双", "value": "哎,放着我来!哎呦!还是你来吧" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "赶快把衣服脱了" }, { "from": "祝无双", "value": "啊?你,你想干什么?" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "叫你脱你就脱嘛,啊" }, { "from": "祝无双", "value": "我…" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "你误会我了,you misunderstand me.What I mean is put your cloth in the water and make it wet,then put the wet cloth as the ring bar.然后用撬棍拧,拧得越紧这个栏杆就越松,我们就可以出去了!" }, { "from": "祝无双", "value": "哦" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "你已经想到了这个注意吗?" }, { "from": "祝无双", "value": "没有想到" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": " 那你怎么不惊奇的啦?!啊?" }, { "from": "祝无双", "value": " 啊,啊呀!你真是真是…真是…" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "太棒了?" }, { "from": "祝无双", "value": " 啊,哦,太棒了!耶,真太棒了!我,能问你一个问题吗?" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": " 啊?" }, { "from": "祝无双", "value": " 撬棍儿哪去找啊?" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": " 撬棍啊,撬棍," } ] }, { "id": "episode_33_chunk_24", "conversations": [ { "from": "白展堂", "value": "好了!絮絮叨叨小半天儿了!烦不烦人?烦不烦?既然如此,那我就粉墨登场,让你们看看,什么才是真正的盗圣!" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "美滴很,一看就是个绝顶高手,你觉得呢 ?" }, { "from": "燕小六", "value": "诶,这个我看不行,肯定不行!这造型是没什么问题了,但是你这个戏还有问题,你得往人物内心深处深处深处走" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "我觉得我已经很深了,此时此刻,谁还能比我更深 ?" }, { "from": "燕小六", "value": "不行,还得深,你这个盗圣吧,让我感觉太流于表面,没有质感,人物上吧,不够立体,立体明白吗?" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "哼,不就是立体嘛,立体啥意思?" }, { "from": "邢捕头", "value": "这你都不知道啊,他的意思是说,你要扮演这个人物,你一定要真正的相信自己,你就是这个人物啊" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "我已经很相信了!" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "这个额可以作证" }, { "from": "燕小六", "value": "这话别跟我说,跟观众说去,观众信,我就信!" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "我不说还不行嘛,啊" }, { "from": "燕小六", "value": "来,坐坐坐,我跟你谈谈戏啊" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "你说" }, { "from": "燕小六", "value": "你知道你比盗圣缺在哪儿吗 ?" }, { "from": "邢捕头", "value": "心眼儿" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "你才缺心眼儿呢,闭嘴" }, { "from": "燕小六", "value": " 你比他缺的,就是,杀气,杀气腾腾的杀气" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "那他本身就没有杀气呢?" }, { "from": "邢捕头", "value": "怎么可能呢?这是贼的头子呀!不是一般人儿啊,不是你、我、他,我、你,不是,都不是" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": " 不是,绝不是一般人儿" }, { "from": "燕小六", "value": "哎,老白,你想想,盗圣,盗中之圣!他得杀多少人?" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "从来没杀过人连鸡都没杀过他都是活吃的,连皮都懒得扒" }, { "from": "邢捕头", "value": "行了,别废话了啊。你就好好演吧,别糊弄我们好不好?!" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "谁糊弄你们?不就是杀气嘛杀气,杀气,杀气什么味儿啊?" }, { "from": "姬无命", "value": "百花软筋散!" }, { "from": "燕小六", "value": "姬-姬无病!等一等!你知道他是谁吗?" }, { "from": "姬无病", "value": "谁啊?" }, { "from": "邢捕头", "value": " 盗圣!" }, { "from": "姬无病", "value": "盗圣?" }, { "from": "燕小六", "value": "他身上有玉牌儿,不信你看看" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "呵呵,你还好吧?" }, { "from": "姬无病", "value": "好好好好好" }, { "from": "邢捕头", "value": "杀气" }, { "from": "姬无病", "value": "嘀咕什么呢?" }, { "from": "邢捕头", "value": "我在给他说戏,谈表演" }, { "from": "姬无病", "value": "说戏?什么戏?" }, { "from": "邢捕头", "value": "诶,说了你也不太明白,你不明白" }, { "from": "姬无病", "value": "不明白?天下就没有我不明白的事儿说不说!" }, { "from": "邢捕头", "value": "我我我……" }, { "from": "姬无病", "value": "我是什么戏?拿命来!" }, { "from": "祝无双", "value": "葵花点穴手!" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "哎,无双,你没事儿吧?当心点儿" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "无双,秀才,我还没去营救你们呢。你们是怎么回来的?" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "我是怎么回来的?事情的过程是这样的" } ] }, { "id": "episode_33_chunk_25", "conversations": [ { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "撬棍,撬棍在哪呢?撬棍哪呢?撬棍在呢?" }, { "from": "祝无双", "value": "实在不行,哎呦!" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "当心" }, { "from": "祝无双", "value": "实在不行,你就用我这胳膊" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "不行不行,那你会疼死的" }, { "from": "祝无双", "value": "疼死也比困在这里饿死好啊" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "你让我再想想,再想想这不就是传说中的撬棍吗?" }, { "from": "祝无双", "value": "好了好了" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "无双,你先出去" } ] }, { "id": "episode_33_chunk_26", "conversations": [ { "from": "姬无病", "value": "用布能把铁拧弯了?蒙谁呢?哪本儿书上写过?" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "呦呦呦呦呦,醒醒吧,醒醒吧。不是每个问题的答案,都可以从书本里得到的,书呆子!" }, { "from": "姬无病", "value": "不可能!书中自有千钟粟,书中自有黄金屋。出自宋真宗《励学篇》" }, { "from": "燕小六", "value": "行了,别显摆了,一会儿还有三堂会审等着你呢" }, { "from": "姬无病", "value": "哎,等等!为什么只抓我,不抓他?" }, { "from": "燕小六", "value": "哎呀,人家是青年表演艺术家,你是嘛?" }, { "from": "姬无病", "value": "他真是盗圣!" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "我真是盗圣,我真是盗圣!" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "他是盗圣,我就是盗圣的夫人" }, { "from": "邢捕头", "value": "好了好了好了,老白赶紧从人物中出来吧,啊" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "把我抓回去,现在就把我抓回去,把我抓回去你们俩就能升官儿发财" }, { "from": "姬无病", "value": "抓他!" }, { "from": "邢捕头", "value": "老白,你自己说说,你这个人物演的值不值?" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "值,太值了。把他给我带走!" }, { "from": "邢捕头", "value": "走走走" }, { "from": "姬无病", "value": "你这个盗圣!" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "我说过啊,他们俩不信呐" }, { "from": "姬无病", "value": "盗圣!" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "带走!" }, { "from": "姬无病", "value": "他真是盗圣!我对天发誓!他是盗圣!" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": " 看来我这个盗圣从此可以公开了。夫人,走,到衙门送刀去" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "我们已谢幕,你们接着演" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "哎呀,终于回家了,肚子饿了,吃点东西吧啊" }, { "from": "祝无双", "value": "哎,等等。我还有件事还没做完" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "什么事啊?" }, { "from": "祝无双", "value": "一件早该做的事,在秀才脸上亲了一下,害羞地跑进房)" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "真是患难见真情啊---你太没有原则了!---" } ] }, { "id": "episode_34_chunk_0", "conversations": [ { "from": "祝无双", "value": "放着我来!" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "这么晚了你还不睡啊?" }, { "from": "祝无双", "value": "我…睡不着啊……自打那天以后 我就没睡过一个安生觉" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "哪天啊" }, { "from": "祝无双", "value": "就是姬无病落网的那天" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "哎……是你亲的我哎" }, { "from": "祝无双", "value": "讨~厌……" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "说话要有真凭实据的" }, { "from": "祝无双", "value": "讨厌讨厌!" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "你到底为什么要亲我嘛" }, { "from": "祝无双", "value": "讨厌讨厌讨厌!" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "啧 你能不能换个词儿啊?" }, { "from": "祝无双", "value": "讨厌讨厌讨厌讨厌讨厌!" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "真烦人不跟你说了!" }, { "from": "祝无双", "value": "哎哎……好吧好吧我告诉你 我亲你是因为我——是因为你 聪明!" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "聪明的人很多的 又不是我一个了比如说你师兄" }, { "from": "祝无双", "value": "他那种小聪明 哪能跟你的大智慧比呀" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "不能这么说的!他很多地方比我强的比如说吃饭每一次都比我……多吃两三碗呢" }, { "from": "祝无双", "value": "那是你故意让着他 你要是敞开了吃啊 一顿 能顶她三顿还要富余哎" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "你把我当猪啦" }, { "from": "祝无双", "value": "你就是猪……也是最肥的那一头" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "真无聊 晚回圈睡觉去!" }, { "from": "祝无双", "value": "唉!回“圈”?" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "嘿嘿嘿哼~ 猪不睡圈还睡槽阿 哼~哼~" }, { "from": "祝无双", "value": "那…你…也得告诉我……" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "告诉你什嘛" }, { "from": "祝无双", "value": "你……爱不爱我啊?" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "你说啥?" }, { "from": "祝无双", "value": "啧……你没听见算了……不管你喜不喜欢我我都跟定你了!嘿……" } ] }, { "id": "episode_34_chunk_1", "conversations": [ { "from": "白展堂", "value": "啊?!她真是这么说的?" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "真的!展堂 这回你可得帮帮我 老白!……白大哥!白大爷……" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "行了!这是事儿啊……" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "……就包我身上了!阿 你说秀才跟咱是兄弟 无双也不是外人是吧 他俩的事儿那不就是我的事儿么 是不是?" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "兄弟 你仁义呀……" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "行 啥也别说了……老白 你当证婚人阿" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "证婚人用不用给红包?" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "不用 我都安排爱好了!" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "那行" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "这个…每位宾客呢 都有专人接待 咱这回是现场验钞 礼金低于二钱的 谢绝入内 低于五钱的 自备酒水 低于一两的 只能吃三道菜 吃完之后还得马上离开 否则由专人轰出……这个礼金超过三两的呢 可以携带家眷一名 但身高不能超过一尺 阿……" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "一尺……你直接说婴儿不就完了嘛?" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "婴儿就不准入内了!除非礼金是超过三十两……以上规定呢 由本次婚礼的承办人李大嘴制定 如果违反 当场就轰出去 不明之处欢迎来人来函查询 查询费 两钱 本次婚礼的最终解释权归我李秀莲所有还有啥不明白的么 有问题么?" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "一个问题——谁的婚礼呀?" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "……你跟无双的婚礼呀" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "谁说我要跟他结婚了?!" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "你…你们俩不结婚那我赚啥呀?行行……不说废话了阿 这婚必须得结……下月初八是好日子 就定那天了阿" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "坐这儿坐这儿 坐这儿!" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "嘎哈呀?" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "有你这么办事儿吗?是你结婚还是人家结婚?" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "就是啊!" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "阿 你那么想结婚你自己怎么不结呢?" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "老白 就你对我好 你仗义!" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "你是谁呀 你是我妹夫!咱家的婚礼用得着外人儿操心么?……说好了阿 礼金我来收" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "咋地阿 你想戗行咋地阿?" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "别跟我动手动脚的阿……" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "你怎么的?你戗行我跟你急!" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "行了!行了!行了!行了……!谁说我要跟她结婚的?!" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "那你亲她!?" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "……是她先亲我的 子曾经曰过来而不往非礼也……" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "……所以你就非礼她是不是?" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "谁……?" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "……败类!畜牲!衣冠禽兽……兽!" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "兽……寿比南山 山……" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "我扇你俩耳光" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "嘎哈呀" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "你咋不说福如东海呢……" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "我不想活了我……!" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "……谢 谢谢阿 交给我吧……死啥死啊 死也得结完婚之后再死啊……" }, { "from": "陆一鸣", "value": "白老弟 不认识我啦" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "你是……" }, { "from": "陆一鸣", "value": "衡山派 陆一鸣阿" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "哼 别逗了 真陆一鸣拿我认识" }, { "from": "陆一鸣", "value": "我这是易容术 走镖的得罪人太多 化个大装阿好走路" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "不对 你这长相说话声音都不对……耍一招给我看看" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "哎哎哎 没给钱呢 没给钱呢……!行了行了 你快把剑收起来" }, { "from": "陆一鸣", "value": "信了么?" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "信了信了信了 什么风把你给吹来了" }, { "from": "陆一鸣", "value": "嗨 我是接掌们来了" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "掌门?" }, { "from": "陆一鸣", "value": "阿" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "小贝呀?" }, { "from": "陆一鸣", "value": "阿" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "上哪儿?" }, { "from": "陆一鸣", "value": "回衡山呀" } ] }, { "id": "episode_34_chunk_2", "conversations": [ { "from": "陆一鸣", "value": "佟掌柜 这是地契 五十亩……这是开山契 八十亩……这是房契 二十八间……这是卖身契……" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "啊?卖身契?" }, { "from": "陆一鸣", "value": "阿 前两天 上西边儿走镖 看见便宜 给掌门买了几个丫鬟" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "买丫鬟干啥呀" }, { "from": "陆一鸣", "value": "伺候掌门的饮食起居呀 光厨子 我就雇了仨 其中有一个 专做零食 捏糖人的手艺 天下无敌阿" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "你哪来这么多的钱呀" }, { "from": "陆一鸣", "value": "呃……佟掌柜出的" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "啊?" }, { "from": "陆一鸣", "value": "阿 龙门镖局 佟掌柜出的" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "哧 直接说俺爹不就行咧么他咋会给你这么多钱呢" }, { "from": "陆一鸣", "value": "不白给 等我们衡山派 起来以后 给他们免费 培训镖师呢还" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "哟~ 那不就成了卖艺了么 你们也是名门正派呀" }, { "from": "陆一鸣", "value": "哎呀甭管什么派 不都得求生存谋发展么 尤其像我么这种曾经辉煌 历经沧桑的老牌门派 首要任务 就是拓展人气 提高自身的竞争力 与此同时 还要 确保武功质量 创新武功类别 还要发展周边产品" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "哎哟……呵呵呵 你要是不去做生意可真是屈才咧阿" }, { "from": "陆一鸣", "value": "佟掌柜 冲您这几句话呀 我这几天就没白忙" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "忙点好啊 充实嘛" }, { "from": "陆一鸣", "value": "那好 我就收拾东西 带掌门上路吧" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "哎哎 你可以走 小贝不能跟你走" }, { "from": "陆一鸣", "value": "为什么呀" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "……因为她不能转学 先生不让" }, { "from": "陆一鸣", "value": "那就直接退学!" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "阿呃……她也离不开我 一两天行 三四天就闹着要回来咧" }, { "from": "陆一鸣", "value": "啧……佟掌柜 我知道您舍不得掌门 可是 她毕竟是我们衡山派的人呀 您老是不放 这不太合规矩吧 阿?" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "呃哼哼……我没有拦呀 我拦了么……我的意思就是说 你要是真地带小贝走 是不是也要征求一下她的意见呀" }, { "from": "陆一鸣", "value": "……" } ] }, { "id": "episode_34_chunk_3", "conversations": [ { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "她老摸下巴干啥?" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "这叫捻须 跟先生学的" }, { "from": "莫小贝", "value": "嗯……非得退学吗?" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "不但退学 而且以后没有机会读书咧" }, { "from": "莫小贝", "value": "陆师兄 我这就去收拾收拾东西 你等着我啊" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "小贝……那可是衡山呀" }, { "from": "莫小贝", "value": "衡山怎么啦 我从小就从山上玩儿大的?" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "山上有狼还有老虎!" }, { "from": "莫小贝", "value": "我还有丫鬟呢几个来着?" }, { "from": "陆一鸣", "value": "禀掌门 仨大的 俩小的 年纪都跟您差不多" }, { "from": "莫小贝", "value": "哦……那她们会跳皮筋儿么?" }, { "from": "陆一鸣", "value": "不会呃……不过马上可以学 我现在就写封信 让她们马上学……" }, { "from": "莫小贝", "value": "不用了!等我到了 亲自教她们吧" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "小贝……" }, { "from": "莫小贝", "value": "哎呀 你就别絮叨了 许你当掌柜就不许我当掌门阿" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "不是不许 问题是……你们都干啥呢嘛!" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "干活儿呢" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "这都啥时候了 还干啥活儿" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "客人怎么办啊" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "客人想吃吃 不吃滚蛋!……小贝要走了 你们都说两句话嘛" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "好 我说……" }, { "from": "陆一鸣", "value": "啪……!" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "一路顺风 常回家看看 常回家看看……" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "闪远些……秀才 你说小贝到底该不该走" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "这还用问么?" }, { "from": "陆一鸣", "value": "唰……!" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "……当然应该 古人云:读万卷书 行万里路" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "那你自己咋不行呢 干活去!大嘴……" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "哎" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "你说话嘛" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "绝对不该阿……" }, { "from": "陆一鸣", "value": "叮……" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "呃……但是必须得让人家去 毕竟她是掌门是不是?" }, { "from": "祝无双", "value": "掌门怎么啦!小贝她还是个孩子……" }, { "from": "陆一鸣", "value": "嗖……!" }, { "from": "祝无双", "value": "孩……子也有长大的一天你一定能干好的 我……祝福你 祝福你……" }, { "from": "莫小贝", "value": "谢谢你!谢谢你!借你吉言 本掌门正式宣布 光复衡山派的时候到了!" }, { "from": "陆一鸣", "value": "那咱们赶紧上路吧!" }, { "from": "陆一鸣", "value": "哎哎哎……!不急 不急……" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "……大老远来的 我还没有咋招待你呢 先住两天就当是旅游咧……" } ] }, { "id": "episode_34_chunk_4", "conversations": [ { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "哎呀 说起来个个都是狠角色 江湖儿女……丢人呀 叫人家一剑就给吓回来咧" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "我主要不是怕他的剑 我是为你们安危着想 把他惹急了招一大帮人儿上来寻仇怎么办?" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "咱们也招呀 回头就招……我现在就招!" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "招…招啥呀 咋招阿" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "只要能打的 马上就来 每个月六两银子……!" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "我去 我去 我去……!" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "喂喂喂 别走啊!咱可以再商量商量 要不然 那个 换成合同制 三年三年签 再不行 当临时工也行 无双姐……!" } ] }, { "id": "episode_34_chunk_5", "conversations": [ { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "三位大侠 我们佟掌柜求见" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "师妹!" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "谁是你师妹?" }, { "from": "陆一鸣", "value": "小贝呢?" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "你们是……?" }, { "from": "祝小芸", "value": "衡山后学祝小芸有礼" }, { "from": "周敦儒", "value": "就你有礼 我们都没礼?" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "噢……你们是衡山派的呀" }, { "from": "陆一鸣", "value": "在下 陆一鸣!这位 周敦儒 周师弟 这位 祝小芸 祝师弟" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "这位是师弟呀?你们找小贝干啥?" }, { "from": "周敦儒", "value": "当掌门" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "啥?!" }, { "from": "陆一鸣", "value": "自从我们莫掌门去世以后 衡山派群龙无首……" } ] }, { "id": "episode_34_chunk_6", "conversations": [ { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "养兵千日 用……在何时呀?" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "我也许能想出办法来" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "真的?" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "但我不要银子 我只希望……可以吗?" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "就这么定咧 只要能把小贝留下我干啥都可以阿" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "待我回去翻遍孙子兵法三十六计 我还不信想不出办法来!" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "慢点儿别绊着阿……掌柜的 他跟你提啥要求了?" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "他叫我转告无双 他的心里还是放不下小郭" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "就这个呀" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "还有 他说如果无双和老白如果急了动起手来让我拉着她 千万不要出人命……" } ] }, { "id": "episode_34_chunk_7", "conversations": [ { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "咋的 还没找着呢?" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "三十六计里有一条 凑合能用 就是成本偏高" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "哪条儿啊?" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "釜底抽薪" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "啥玩意儿叫釜底抽薪阿" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "就是从烧着了的灶火里把柴火抽出来……" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "你你你 你的意思是说 把他们活活烧死啊?!" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "打住打住打住……我的意思就是 把衡山派灭了!让她相去都没地儿去!" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "啊……嘿 还是你狠哪……秀才 你说…小郭…到底哪儿好啊?" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "谁说她好了?" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "不好你还老惦记着人家?你说 无双那点儿比她差呀?" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "谁说无双差啦 无双什么都好 就一点儿她不是芙妹……" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "不是就不是呗你说你就死心眼儿 要换了我……我也不选无双" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "为什么?" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "我心里有慧兰哪" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "慧兰?" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "我对慧兰是忠贞不二阿也不知道啥时候还能再见她一面儿……兴许这辈子都见不着了……" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "你还好 真的你一个人闷着想吧 心里有酸有甜的 什么滋味儿都有了 看我呢 有时候被逼急了吧 连想死的心都有了……" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "不至于吧?天底下还有那么多好吃的呢" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "怎么不至于阿 她再这么逼下去 我真地我死给她看 让她抱着牌位去亲吧……" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "那她肠子不都得悔青了?" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "唉……嗯?" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "咋的了?" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "——I‘ve got a idea!" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "啥 啥玩意儿?" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "我有主意了!" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "啊?" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "嗯!……" } ] }, { "id": "episode_34_chunk_10", "conversations": [ { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "掌柜的绳子 准备好了么?" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "准备好了" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "……听明白了吗?" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "明…白是明白了 她要不接茬咋办哪?" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "那就嚷嚷 嚷嚷到她接茬为止……开始嚷嚷——" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "…… To be,or not to be that is the question. Whether ’tis nobler in the mind,to suffer the slings and arrows of outrageous fortune,or to take arms,against a sea of troubles,and by opposing end them. To die,to sleep,no more……and by a sleep to say we end the heartache and the thousand natural shocks that flesh is heir to!‘Tis a consummation devoutly to be wished. To die,to sleep…To sleep,perchance to dream. Ah! There’s the rub! For in that sleep of death! What dreams may come……!" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "打住!说啥玩意儿呢?" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "你…你不是骂我们呢吧?" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "莎士比亚的经典独白!" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "谁…谁…谁是莎士比亚啊?" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "一个跟我们同时代的英国的伟大的戏剧家你整点儿我们能听懂的话呀!" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "是 你也得让小贝听懂啊" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "得听懂哈……活着 还是不活 这是个问题……" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "上那儿嚷嚷去" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "……是默然忍受命运暴虐的毒箭?还是挺身反抗人世无涯的苦难 斗争、将它们扫个干净?这二者 哪一种更高贵……?" } ] }, { "id": "episode_34_chunk_11", "conversations": [ { "from": "莫小贝", "value": "唉 外面嚷嚷什么呢?" }, { "from": "祝无双", "value": "好像跟你嫂子有关唉" }, { "from": "莫小贝", "value": "嗯?" }, { "from": "祝无双", "value": "唉 他们在发牢骚?" }, { "from": "莫小贝", "value": "哎!人嘛 谁还没有个牢骚嘛……走自己的路 让他们打的去吧!" }, { "from": "祝无双", "value": "嗯…再听听……?" } ] }, { "id": "episode_34_chunk_12", "conversations": [ { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "你吵吵啥呀!你把小贝吵吵起来你负责啊?!" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "对不起 但我是有感而发!掌柜的她想寻死哪!" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "不!我们不信!掌柜的决不可能做这种傻事!" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "我也不信 但是我发现了一封遗书 是从废纸篓里面找出来的 不信你们看……" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "不 我们还是不信!" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "为什么呀?" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "因为我不识字儿 你给我念念!" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "嗯嗯……那你们听好了阿……“大家好 我轻轻地走了正如我轻轻地来……”" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "那儿念去 那儿" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "……挥一挥衣袖……说声Bye-bye" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "白白?" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "我小名叫“白白”" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "阿……" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "另外此事千万别告诉小贝 我怕她难过 再另 有空欢迎来看看我……" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "行了拉倒吧 我还想多活两年儿呢" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "三另 不来也行 每天想我一百遍 就当是赎罪了" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "赎 赎啥罪呀?" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "这上面没写 我估计吧 是说小贝的罪!" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "肯定是小贝的罪!她不是吵吵要走 掌柜的也不能想不开!" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "你接着念哪!掌柜的后面说啥了!" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "永别了我的伙计们!永别了我的同福客栈!——你们敬爱的佟掌柜" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "嘘……一、二、三——出来!" }, { "from": "莫小贝", "value": "嫂子!嫂子!嫂子!啊~~~!" }, { "from": "莫小贝", "value": "行了!" } ] }, { "id": "episode_34_chunk_18", "conversations": [ { "from": "莫小贝", "value": "嫂子!嫂子……!你不能死啊 你死了我们怎么办啊 嫂子 嫂子嫂子 嫂子……!你不能死啊 嫂子 嫂子~!" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "掌柜的 掌柜的……" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "……你们咋才来呀!" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "谁知道你真上吊啊!" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "我以为你们马上就齐来 所以把凳子踢了……" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "我不让你系个活扣儿吗 啊?双保险 你整啥玩意儿?!" }, { "from": "莫小贝", "value": "你们糊弄我是吧?" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "哼~我那苦命的相公呀 你死得好惨呀 我只想亲手把小贝拉扯大 没有想到 好端端的 她就这么走了……" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "别说了 这话我咋听着那么别扭呢?" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "我那狠心的相公哟~" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "没事儿" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "小贝才十二岁 为什么要从我的手里夺走她?为什么呀?……这一走 猴年马月才能相见 回头万一她要出个什么事儿 俺哪有脸下来见你呀……?" }, { "from": "莫小贝", "value": "见他干吗?他又不想见你!" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "你说啥?" }, { "from": "莫小贝", "value": "你没嫁过来之前 我哥愁得好几天都没睡好觉 上火上得腮帮子都肿了" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "……他愁什么?" }, { "from": "莫小贝", "value": "怕你管他呗 没订婚之前呢 我哥吃喝玩儿乐 刷得别提有多开心了" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "他这是……找死!" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "他已经死了……人死不能复生 节哀顺变……" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "节哀 节哀阿……" }, { "from": "莫小贝", "value": "嫂子请你放心 我一定会把衡山派发扬光大的 让我哥在祖宗面前丢尽脸面 呵呵呵……也算是为你报仇了?" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "小贝……嫂子就算没白疼你……" } ] }, { "id": "episode_34_chunk_19", "conversations": [ { "from": "白展堂", "value": "来 披上点衣服 别冻着了 阿 ……其实阿 我觉得你没必要……我呀 十岁就出来闯江湖了" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "你是男娃 不一样……" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "无双十二岁……她爹一死她就跟我进了葵花派" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "她要是有个嫂子 肯定不会让她去……" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "你就真觉得闯江湖那么不好么?" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "好你咋不闯呢" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "我闯了 我闯了一圈儿 这不又回来了" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "还是的么 江湖险恶风大浪急的 你说她一个女娃瞎凑什么热闹……" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "……其实你根本就没必要较真儿 她就一孩子 三分钟热度 等这劲儿过去了以后阿 她就哭着喊着要回来了" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "你又知道咧……" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "啧…你想啊 上次你爹那事儿 她不是也想去汉中吗 可结果咋样儿" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "还是的阿……她那是被马给踹下来的阿……要不咱再找匹马?" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "你快拉倒吧 她现在精着呢 见着驴都绕着走" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "哎 出了牲口 她还怕啥呢" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "先生……啧……她不怕……她怕……" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "小郭……!" } ] }, { "id": "episode_34_chunk_20", "conversations": [ { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "这把青龙宝剑……是小郭留给我作纪念的 你拿去装装样子吧 阿" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "记住啊 必须一次成功把小贝瞎住 这是我们最后一次机会" }, { "from": "祝无双", "value": "不成功怎么办?" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "那就成仁!" }, { "from": "祝无双", "value": "可我不会使剑……" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "不会使剑会不会犯贱?" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "她会……" }, { "from": "祝无双", "value": "什么意思啊?" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "把脸皮扔了 使出浑身的劲儿 大喊四个大字——" }, { "from": "祝无双", "value": "——放着我来!" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "胡说 是“拍闪到害!”" }, { "from": "祝无双", "value": "就这样?" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "说一边给我听听" }, { "from": "祝无双", "value": "哦 拿着拿着……拍闪到害!" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "哎呀我的妈呀 什么乱七八糟的呀!是“排山倒海”" }, { "from": "祝无双", "value": "你们俩 我听谁的?" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "听他的 小郭是福建人不说陕西话" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "好了好了 这样啊 其他的话 由我们俩替你说 你只要把这四个字练好就行了 练一遍 快点儿的" }, { "from": "祝无双", "value": "嗯嗯嗯……排—山—倒—海—!" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "有门!……来!拌上 再来一遍 拌上拌上" }, { "from": "祝无双", "value": "排—山—倒—海—!" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "行了!遮上 隆重出场 快走" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "去吧去吧!见到小贝就排她啊 狠命地排她啊……" }, { "from": "祝无双", "value": "哎呀!" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "走吧走吧……快走啊!" }, { "from": "祝无双", "value": "出不去呀!" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "这孩子咋这么笨呢!" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "排山倒海啊!" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "记住了啊!" } ] }, { "id": "episode_34_chunk_21", "conversations": [ { "from": "祝无双", "value": "排—山—倒海…!排—山—倒海…!!呃……对不起对不起排—山—倒海…!!!" }, { "from": "莫小贝", "value": "小郭姐姐?小郭姐姐!你什么时候回来的?我想…我可想死你啦……!" }, { "from": "祝无双", "value": "排—山—倒海—!" }, { "from": "莫小贝", "value": "哎哟!……郭芙蓉!你凭什么打我你!?" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "芙妹!……还是无双啊?" }, { "from": "莫小贝", "value": "会使惊涛掌的 还会是谁呀" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "芙妹……!" }, { "from": "祝无双", "value": "排山倒海!" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "你…你…你…?" }, { "from": "莫小贝", "value": "我刚才说什么了?我要刚才闪得慢点儿 现在早见我哥了……!" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "为什么啊?我到底哪做错了 你干吗对我下此毒手阿?" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "哎呀秀才 你又不是第一次挨打 不要一惊一诈的……展堂……" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "对对对 你先回屋休息一会儿 阿 回头我跟你细说" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "芙妹别走!你打死我好了 只要我还有口气在 就永远都不会再让你走了!" }, { "from": "祝无双", "value": "……你……心里就一点都不在乎我?……只要她回来 你就会毫不犹豫地离开我……对不对?" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "对…对…对不起……芙妹——无双!无双…无双…你听我解释……!" }, { "from": "莫小贝", "value": "这可怎么办呀……" } ] }, { "id": "episode_34_chunk_22", "conversations": [ { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "无双……无双?出来吃点儿东西吧?……我知道你在里面……无双?……无双 你别不理我嘛……你干嘛躲着我呢……无双……?无双……无双……?" }, { "from": "祝无双", "value": "你找我有事儿么?" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "想找你谈谈……" }, { "from": "祝无双", "value": "谈吧" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "……就这么谈啊?" }, { "from": "祝无双", "value": "那你想怎么谈啊……?" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "我知道你很恨我……" }, { "from": "祝无双", "value": "我哪里敢恨你啊 我仰慕你还来不及呢" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "啧…你等我把话说完嘛" }, { "from": "祝无双", "value": "好啊 你说阿" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "……我的心里 的确是惦记着芙妹 但是……十有八九她是不会回来了 所以……" }, { "from": "祝无双", "value": "所以你就找到了我" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "不是……我心里对你是有好感的……" }, { "from": "祝无双", "value": "朋友嘞帮帮忙好吧" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "什…什么绑 怎么就忙了啊?" }, { "from": "祝无双", "value": "家乡话 听不懂算了!" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "你能不能再给我点时间 让我试着忘了她 这样 对你对我 都公平……" }, { "from": "祝无双", "value": "你……你能忘得了她么?" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "不知道……尽力吧……这样你能接受么?" }, { "from": "祝无双", "value": "那你这辈子都忘不了我等你一辈子阿?" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "不可能 我估计阿 你最多也就是等十年" }, { "from": "祝无双", "value": "好 你慢慢等 爱等多久等多久 本姑娘不伺候了!" }, { "from": "莫小贝", "value": "哎……" } ] }, { "id": "episode_34_chunk_23", "conversations": [ { "from": "祝无双", "value": "十年八年……他怎么不说千八百年呢?" }, { "from": "莫小贝", "value": "那不就成千年王八了么?" }, { "from": "祝无双", "value": "你怎么还不睡啊" }, { "from": "莫小贝", "value": "你不睡 我不太敢睡……" }, { "from": "祝无双", "value": "为什么?" }, { "from": "莫小贝", "value": "……要不是因为我 你和秀才也不会吵架 对不起啊" }, { "from": "祝无双", "value": "你不用跟我道歉 这件事儿非但不怨你 我还要谢谢你" }, { "from": "莫小贝", "value": "这这这…这是真的啊?你谢我干什么?" }, { "from": "祝无双", "value": "要是不是你的话 我怎么能看清楚他的真面目呢" }, { "from": "莫小贝", "value": "那…那你打算什么时候原谅他呀" }, { "from": "祝无双", "value": "我已经原谅他了" }, { "from": "莫小贝", "value": "哎~呀 太好了 你咋不早说呢 吓我一身冷汗……" }, { "from": "祝无双", "value": "我想过了 这件事儿 没有理由怪他的 怪就怪我自没有福气 来得太晚……" }, { "from": "莫小贝", "value": "呃 不不不 你有福其实秀才特别喜欢你 真的" }, { "from": "祝无双", "value": "呵……行了行了 你不用安慰我了 我心里清楚得很 我跟他是没有戏了 彻底完了" }, { "from": "莫小贝", "value": "不不不不不……你们俩还有戏 后面还有好多出呢……" }, { "from": "祝无双", "value": "那就让他一个人演吧……我累了 再也折腾不动了……这辈子 就这样吧?孤独算得了什么?一个人 不是挺好的么……?青灯古佛 了却残生 敲敲木鱼 颂颂佛经 转眼已是百年……呵 好了好了 睡吧 睡吧……" } ] }, { "id": "episode_34_chunk_24", "conversations": [ { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "陆师弟 陆师弟 你这是干啥嘛" }, { "from": "陆一鸣", "value": "回衡山!打扰您这么多天了 怪不好意思的" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "呒有关系 你只管打搅 没有事儿就再住两天嘛十天也行 呃…半个月更好 你要是爱住的话 三年五年十年八年都无所谓 我管吃管住管娶媳妇 连满月酒我都包了……" }, { "from": "陆一鸣", "value": "佟掌柜 要不然 我一年带她回来一趟行不行" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "一年十二个月……" }, { "from": "陆一鸣", "value": "……那就半年!" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "一百八十多天 碰上闰年还白饶两天" }, { "from": "陆一鸣", "value": "那就仨月!呃 不能再少了 光路上就十几天呢" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "那就一个月吧 每个月回来一次 每次住二十天……" }, { "from": "陆一鸣", "value": "……佟掌柜 我知道您舍不得 要搁我我舍不得 可是没办法呀" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "那你还带她走……" }, { "from": "陆一鸣", "value": "这 这事关我们衡山派的百年基业 我这是不得已而为之 对不住 阿 佟掌柜掌门 咱们启程了……!" }, { "from": "莫小贝", "value": "来啦来啦……唉 陆师兄 你先回吧 我走不了啦" }, { "from": "陆一鸣", "value": "哎?怎么啦?" }, { "from": "莫小贝", "value": "秀才和无双姐闹别扭 我得给人家劝回去" }, { "from": "陆一鸣", "value": "这 这事儿跟你有什么关系呀?" }, { "from": "莫小贝", "value": "他们是被我拆散的!……先生说过 做错事儿 并不可耻 可耻的是 知错不改……" }, { "from": "陆一鸣", "value": "没人儿会怪你 童言无忌么" }, { "from": "莫小贝", "value": "我已经不是小孩子了!这件事儿 我必须负责到底" }, { "from": "陆一鸣", "value": "哎哟 掌门呀 你负得了责吗?俗话说清官还难断家务事呢 呵呵是不是" }, { "from": "莫小贝", "value": "要连这件事儿都做不好 这掌门 当了也是白当……" } ] }, { "id": "episode_34_chunk_25", "conversations": [ { "from": "陆一鸣", "value": "佟掌柜 这本儿剑谱是衡山剑法的精要 世上只此一本儿 你拿去吧" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "哎哟使不得 这么贵重的礼物我不能要" }, { "from": "陆一鸣", "value": "呃 不是给你的 是给掌门留下的 你抽空儿 帮我督导一下儿 让她练练" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "那还不如你亲自教她呢" }, { "from": "陆一鸣", "value": "算啦 还是让她好好把书读完再回衡山吧 其实当初我接她走 就是因为怕你教导得不好 把孩子耽误了 通过这事儿 我已经彻底放心了 她在你这儿 已经成为一个懂事负责的好孩子了 我相信 好不了多久 他一定会成为一个称职的掌门" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "我也相信" }, { "from": "陆一鸣", "value": "掌门的事儿 就拜托了陆某就此告辞 他日衡山再叙!" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "恕不远送阿" }, { "from": "陆一鸣", "value": "不送!" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "秀才 无双 过来" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "来了来了……什么事儿?" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "哎~ 这五两银子 是我答应过你俩的!拿去分吧" }, { "from": "祝无双", "value": "为什嘛?" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "哎呀~ 说了你也听不明白 这个就作为你们俩的分手费吧" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "这这这……这是什么说法呀?" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "塞翁失马 焉知非福 捉摸去吧……" } ] }, { "id": "episode_35_chunk_0", "conversations": [ { "from": "莫小贝", "value": "明白了吗?" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "你说找一个人劫道。寻衅祝无双?" }, { "from": "莫小贝", "value": "对对对对对!" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "这个人叫陆小哄。" }, { "from": "莫小贝", "value": "闸北陆小哄!" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "哦,这个闸北陆小哄呢,嘴上说香山无影脚,实际上手上发动,锁住了无双的锁骨,对吧?" }, { "from": "莫小贝", "value": "对对对,就是这样。这时候呢,秀才挺身而出,用一招无色无香般若神功,把陆小哄一举拿下。" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "好一出英雄救美呀。" }, { "from": "莫小贝", "value": "你就说,我这个可行不可行吧。" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "我给你说两点啊。第一点,无双的武功虽说不好,但也不算差,一般人跟她过不了三招。" }, { "from": "莫小贝", "value": "她不就会点穴吗。我还会小擒拿手呢。" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "谁教你的?" }, { "from": "莫小贝", "value": "小郭姐姐临走时候教我的,她说,这套小擒拿手天下无敌,谁敢欺负我就叫他伤筋动骨一百天。" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "好好好,那我现在再跟你说第二点啊,你想找一个八条腿的猪容易,找一个连秀才都打不过的人,难呐。" }, { "from": "莫小贝", "value": "这我早找好了。" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "小样的。" }, { "from": "莫小贝", "value": "邱小冬……三年二班邱小冬……请来我处领取绝版教科一套。" }, { "from": "莫小贝", "value": "给我过去。" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "没事吧?" }, { "from": "莫小贝", "value": "你看他能打过秀才吗?" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "应该能打个平手。" } ] }, { "id": "episode_35_chunk_1", "conversations": [ { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "你要出去呀。" }, { "from": "祝无双", "value": "出去走走,顺便买点菜回来。" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "走走好走走好,饭后百步走,能活九十九。" }, { "from": "祝无双", "value": "呦,吕先生真是博学啊,连这个都知道。" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "家常话,是个人都知道。" }, { "from": "祝无双", "value": "我就不知道,所以我就不是人了啊。" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "我不是这个意思,我是说……" }, { "from": "祝无双", "value": "行行行,你不用解释了,你呢,爱怎么说,就怎么说,我又不会怪你的啦,谁叫我天生生得贱。" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "哎……算了,我还是闭嘴吧。" }, { "from": "祝无双", "value": "吕先生啊,你要不要我给你捎些什么东西回来?我看你的墨好像不多了啊。" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "不用了,我自己买吧。" }, { "from": "祝无双", "value": "现在不信任我了,跟我客气了。" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "不是的,这个墨是现磨的,你拿起来不方便。" }, { "from": "祝无双", "value": "这有什么的,你出钱,我出力,天经地义的呀。" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "那谢谢你啦。" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "拿着。" }, { "from": "祝无双", "value": "就这几个钱?" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "够的够的,三文钱一壶。" }, { "from": "祝无双", "value": "这是墨的钱,还有我的跑腿费呢?" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "还有跑腿费呀。" }, { "from": "祝无双", "value": "我呢,是杂役,不是佣人,你真以为我们关系这么好啊?自作多情也要有个限度的。" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "那你要多少啊?" }, { "from": "祝无双", "value": "全拿来吧。多不退,少要补啊。" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "那有五十文呐。那时你应得的。劳动光荣,劳动光荣。" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "还得撑到月底呢。" } ] }, { "id": "episode_35_chunk_2", "conversations": [ { "from": "莫小贝", "value": "看好招数。香山无影脚。" }, { "from": "邱小冬", "value": "啊疼疼,你放手你放手。" }, { "from": "莫小贝", "value": "白大哥,你说我这动作,有没有就是说,看出什么破绽的。" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "毫无破绽,完美无瑕。小贝,祝你早日成功。把徒弟带出来啊。" }, { "from": "莫小贝", "value": "谢谢啊,谢谢。好好练啊,你老看他干吗?" }, { "from": "邱小冬", "value": "我看他不像好人。" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "怎么说话呢这孩子。" }, { "from": "邱小冬", "value": "你助纣为虐。" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "嘿,你这个小玩意我。" }, { "from": "邱小冬", "value": "那本论语啊,是刘翰林亲笔签过名的,你可别给我弄坏了。" }, { "from": "莫小贝", "value": "如果你把戏演好呢,这些书,我原封不动的还给你你要是演不好呢,那我就要撕了。" }, { "from": "邱小冬", "value": "你还我,现在就还我。" }, { "from": "莫小贝", "value": "你来拿呀,来拿呀。" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "不要再抢了,不要再抢了。白展堂,你个大人就坐在这儿看两个小孩打架呀。" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "小贝会擒拿手小郭教她的,你这孩子现在是越来越不像话了。" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "你为什么要欺负同学?" }, { "from": "莫小贝", "value": "我,没有欺负同学。不行你问他" }, { "from": "邱小冬", "value": "小贝同学对我很好,她从来没欺负过我。" }, { "from": "莫小贝", "value": "你们都听见了吧。我对同学,那是如春风般温暖,对敌人,那是如寒冬般无情。" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "这个孩子,有空的时候读读书,练练剑,比啥不强嘛。" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "谁,小贝,就她那样儿,还练剑?" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "咋不能练。衡山剑法,世上独此一本喔。" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "哪来的?" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "他陆师兄临走的时候留下的,叫我又空的时候督促她先练起来。" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "来给我看看。" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "你看啥嘛,你又不是衡山派的人。" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "我又不练,就是想看看。来来来。" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "谁知道你练不练,你这种人。" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "给我看看,陆师兄。" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "你咋还来这一手。" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "给我看看怕啥。" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "我不是有意的。" } ] }, { "id": "episode_35_chunk_3", "conversations": [ { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "我的神呀,上帝以及老天爷啊。" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "掌柜的,干了干了。" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "这么快就干了。" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "干是干了,就是字儿看不清了。" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "这下全完了。" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "不至于不至于,不就是一本剑谱嘛。" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "“这本剑谱是小贝她太爷爷留给她爷爷,她爷爷又留给她爸,她爸又留给她哥,她哥又留给她。她还一眼都没有看就让我给毁了," }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "你说这些没用的干啥呀。有这闲工夫咱俩在淘一本不就完了嘛。" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "上哪淘去呀,这本剑谱是小贝太爷爷从一位世外高人手里求来的。" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "那咱就向他再求一本他要活到现在,得一百多岁了吧。" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "想当年,小贝她太爷爷就是靠着这本剑谱,练成了绝世的剑法,创建了衡山派。" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "这事我知道,他叫莫太冲,一个人上了衡山,歼灭了八十多个山贼。" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "“胡说,明名是八百,想当年黑道中人,不要管多么厉害,只要听到莫太冲这三个字,扇子就像你听到了四大神捕" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "一百多年的剑谱就这么被我给毁了。要是衡山派的人知道,还不要了我的命。" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "那咱就再造一本去。" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "说得到轻巧,咋造吗?" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "上街寻摸一本和这差不多的。把书一拆,把皮一换。" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "那咋行呢,小贝还要跟着练呢。" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "你找陆师兄教她呀,反正不一定看剑谱。" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "那要是被陆师兄发现了,咋办呀?" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "我跟你说呀,这种东西,是会得不看,看的不会。反正都是手把手的教,弄一个差不多的放那不就行了嘛。" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "那行,我听你的,那你快去上街淘去。" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "好。" } ] }, { "id": "episode_35_chunk_4", "conversations": [ { "from": "莫小贝", "value": "跑啊,你倒是跑啊?你不号称练过那个草上飞吗?你飞一个我看看。" }, { "from": "邱小冬", "value": "你,你这是不对的,子曾经曰过……" }, { "from": "莫小贝", "value": "少废话,今天这戏你要是不好好给我演,别说书,就连衣裳我也敢给你撕,信不信?" }, { "from": "邱小冬", "value": "信信信,不过你得先把那本论语还我。" }, { "from": "莫小贝", "value": "咱可说好了啊,擒住之后,千万别放手,等我到了再放啊。明白了吗?" }, { "from": "邱小冬", "value": "明白了,我尽力而为吧。你可别抱太大希望。" }, { "from": "莫小贝", "value": "我相信你的能力。来了来了,就那边那个。" }, { "from": "邱小冬", "value": "姑娘请留步。在下闸北陆小哄。交个朋友好吗?" }, { "from": "祝无双", "value": "小朋友,有些事情呢,等你长大再说啊。" }, { "from": "邱小冬", "value": "好,很好,香山无影脚放开我,我我要爆料。" }, { "from": "邱小冬", "value": "姑娘请留步,在下闸北陆小哄,交个朋友好吗" }, { "from": "祝无双", "value": "小朋友,有些事情等你长大了再说,啊。" }, { "from": "邱小冬", "value": "好,很好,香山无影脚放开我,放开我,我我要爆料。" }, { "from": "祝无双", "value": "哎,姐姐对八卦没有兴趣耶~ " }, { "from": "邱小冬", "value": "我这是真东西,不是炒作,有人抢我的书,逼我出手擒住你。" }, { "from": "祝无双", "value": "哦~谁这么无聊啊,来说给我听听。" }, { "from": "邱小冬", "value": "你等着,你只要让我擒住,她马上就来了。" }, { "from": "祝无双", "value": "好,那你打算怎么擒我呢。" }, { "from": "邱小冬", "value": "站在这别动。" }, { "from": "祝无双", "value": "嗯。" }, { "from": "邱小冬", "value": "香山无影脚。" }, { "from": "祝无双", "value": "哎呀~" }, { "from": "莫小贝", "value": "可不得了了,出大事了。来人哪,救人哪。" }, { "from": "祝无双", "value": "吕秀才?这事是他叫你干的?" }, { "from": "邱小冬", "value": "没错,从头到尾都是她。千万别说是我告的密啊。" }, { "from": "祝无双", "value": "没问题。" }, { "from": "莫小贝", "value": "就是外面那个。" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "这就是你说的恶霸?小孩,过来过来,不听话你。家庭住址在哪,说说说。" }, { "from": "祝无双", "value": "别装了,这么大人还玩儿这把戏。有意思吗?有意思吗?" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "你你你什么意思?" }, { "from": "祝无双", "value": "你卑鄙,你无耻。" }, { "from": "莫小贝", "value": "邱小冬!你不要书了你。" }, { "from": "邱小冬", "value": "你自己留着看吧。" } ] }, { "id": "episode_35_chunk_5", "conversations": [ { "from": "祝无双", "value": "他怎么会是这样子的人。我是瞎了眼了,他到底有什么好的?" }, { "from": "莫小贝", "value": "人家不光有学问,还有大智慧,大智慧。" }, { "from": "祝无双", "value": "哦,叫个小孩子来英雄救美,这就是大智慧?吃错药了。" }, { "from": "莫小贝", "value": "你才吃错药了。" }, { "from": "祝无双", "value": "你……" }, { "from": "莫小贝", "value": "我是说,火气太大容易伤身子嘛。吃吃药,压压火气。" }, { "from": "祝无双", "value": "早知道这样,我当初就不该给他好脸看。" }, { "from": "莫小贝", "value": "咱能别提他了吗?" }, { "from": "祝无双", "value": "不提他,提什么呢?" }, { "from": "莫小贝", "value": "咱就说,你最喜欢什么东西呀?" }, { "from": "祝无双", "value": "喜欢你呀。" }, { "from": "莫小贝", "value": "我说的是东西。比如说,你过生日,最想得到一份什么样的礼物呢?" }, { "from": "祝无双", "value": "你问这个干什么?你想送我礼物啊?" }, { "from": "莫小贝", "value": "就算是吧,你想要什么?" }, { "from": "祝无双", "value": "那就一个休息日。" }, { "from": "莫小贝", "value": "啊?就这么点要求啊?" }, { "from": "祝无双", "value": "我每次生日,都是忙进忙出的。我老是在想,要是有一天我能够什么都不干,就这么坐着,所有人都来伺候我,那该有多好啊。" }, { "from": "莫小贝", "value": "那,那你什么时候过生日啊?" }, { "from": "祝无双", "value": "大年初二,你瞪着我干嘛?" }, { "from": "莫小贝", "value": "你为什么不晚出生几个月呢,大冬天出生,也不嫌冷。" }, { "from": "祝无双", "value": "哎,我要是自己能选的话,我就选一个好的生辰八字,我生出来就是小姐的命。" }, { "from": "莫小贝", "value": "恐怕是小姐的身子丫环的命。" }, { "from": "祝无双", "value": "你说什么呢,莫小贝。" }, { "from": "莫小贝", "value": "我说是我自己。" }, { "from": "祝无双", "value": "盖好被子。" }, { "from": "莫小贝", "value": "嗯。" }, { "from": "莫小贝", "value": "哎~我呢,掌门的身子,红娘的命哟~" }, { "from": "祝无双", "value": "你说他到底有什么,我怎么就看上他了呢?" }, { "from": "莫小贝", "value": "六百遍了啊。" } ] }, { "id": "episode_35_chunk_6", "conversations": [ { "from": "白展堂", "value": "掌柜的请看,越女剑,素女剑,玉女剑。上面有王重阳林朝英的亲笔签名。闪电三剑,天山七剑,独孤九剑和夺命十三剑。" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "这个好,光名字就霸气……不对呀。" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "咋不对了?" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "上面咋都是字呢?" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "你废话,剑谱上没字能行吗?" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "衡山剑谱上就是没字,我自己看过的。就是两个小人在比剑。跟连环画一样。" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "不可能,俗话说得好:剑走轻灵,刀行厚重。剑法最重要的就是剑意。你一旦画成画,那不成死招了吗?" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "你懂啥,要是死招,衡山派是咋起来的。想当年,莫太冲就是个卖包子的,要是没有几下子,能把八千山贼一扫而光。" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "八千,你咋不说八万呢。" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "我不管,反正你给我找一个带画的来。这些都没画。" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "真没有,你四处打听打听,哪有剑谱里头带画的。" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "没有算了,那你到西街找一下胡掌柜。" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "干啥呀?" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "帮我订一个楠木棺材,宽敞一点,最好有夹层。" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "行行行,我给你找还不行吗?实在不行,我找个人给你画。这总行了吧。" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "兴。" } ] }, { "id": "episode_35_chunk_7", "conversations": [ { "from": "莫小贝", "value": "秀才哥。我已经跟双姐姐商量过了。对于今天下午的事,他表示由衷的遗憾。" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "就光是遗憾啦。" }, { "from": "莫小贝", "value": "不不不,还有同情自责。以及深深的内疚。" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "回去转告祝无双,有意见尽管提,就是别动手。" }, { "from": "莫小贝", "value": "我已经批评过她了。她让我郑重的转告你,如果你愿意的话,她可以给你一个将功补过的机会。" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "赎罪?我有什么罪?" }, { "from": "莫小贝", "value": "你的罪过,就是在她动手之前,没有及时闪开。" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "你这是欲加之罪。" }, { "from": "莫小贝", "value": "你你什么人啊,我是帮你,不是害你。" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "你还是害我吧,这种帮法,我从来都没听说过。" }, { "from": "莫小贝", "value": "秀才哥,你就认罪了吧。算我求你了,要不然我给你跪下。秀才" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "起来起来,让你嫂子看见我真成罪人了。" }, { "from": "莫小贝", "value": "那你答应了?" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "只此一次,下不违例啊。" }, { "from": "莫小贝", "value": "耶!无双姐真没看错人啊。" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "跟她有什么关系,我这是给你面子。说吧,怎么个赎罪法?" }, { "from": "莫小贝", "value": "很简单,明天一天,无论她干什么事,你一定要抢着干。" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "抢着干?" }, { "from": "莫小贝", "value": "对,而且,一定要低调,低调啊。" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "低调?" }, { "from": "莫小贝", "value": "对对对。千万不要让她发现,你在帮她。你的明白?" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "大大的明白。" } ] }, { "id": "episode_35_chunk_8", "conversations": [ { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "放着我来,这种活,我闭着眼睛都能干。" }, { "from": "祝无双", "value": "好啊~我看你干成什么样子。" }, { "from": "客人", "value": "上茶。" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "放着我来,这种活,我拿着大顶都能干。" }, { "from": "祝无双", "value": "哎,你嫌我笨手笨脚不会干活你说啊,你不用着拐弯抹角的。" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "吃好喝好啊你什么意思啊。 " }, { "from": "祝无双", "value": "你什么意思啊,你闭着眼睛拿着大顶都能干,那你怎么不说你哼着小调,喝着小酒咧~。 " }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "我不会唱歌不会喝酒,我真的没那意思。" }, { "from": "祝无双", "value": "吕秀才,我真没想到你是这种人。小肚鸡肠下流无耻。" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "哎!我没罪呀,我没罪呀。" }, { "from": "莫小贝", "value": "怎么回事?我不是让你帮她干活吗?" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "我干了呀,不信你问她。以后这种事,别再麻烦我。要吃啥?赶紧说赶紧说。" }, { "from": "莫小贝", "value": "你烦,我还烦呢。我是找谁惹谁了呀,凭啥让我一人担着。嫂子,他们欺负我。嫂子!" } ] }, { "id": "episode_35_chunk_10", "conversations": [ { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "哎,使不得,这么贵重的礼物我不能要。" }, { "from": "陆一鸣", "value": "不是给你的,是给掌门留下的。你抽空帮我督导一下,让他练练。" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "“人家呕心沥血,绞尽脑汁,好不容易想出来的招,死了多少脑细胞。我倒好,啥忙帮不上,一眨眼功夫,就给人家毁了。这要是让" }, { "from": "莫小贝", "value": "气死我了,藏,藏什么呢" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "没有啥,找我有啥事情。" }, { "from": "莫小贝", "value": "人家呕心沥血,绞尽脑汁,好不容易想出来的招,费了多少脑细胞啊。某些人倒好,什么忙也没帮上,一眨眼的功夫,全给我了。" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "你啥意思嘛?" }, { "from": "莫小贝", "value": "嫂子,你说一个人他做错事儿,不但不思悔改,反而死不认帐,你说这种人。" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "她不是人,禽兽不如。" }, { "from": "莫小贝", "value": "没那么严重吧。" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "是不是老白跟你告的密。" }, { "from": "莫小贝", "value": "告密?告什么密,这,这事跟白大哥有关系吗?" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "咋没有关系,要不是他在旁边抢抢抢抢,事情能到今天这个地步吗?" }, { "from": "莫小贝", "value": "抢抢抢抢,也就是说,白大哥喜欢无双姐?" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "啥,你刚才说啥?" }, { "from": "莫小贝", "value": "一定是这样的,要不然他瞎抢什么呀。" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "他他他……" }, { "from": "莫小贝", "value": "哦,他不想让秀才跟无双姐和好,所以就在中间争风吃醋挑拨离间,导致我的计划全盘皆输。" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "啥啥计划呀?" }, { "from": "莫小贝", "value": "旧的计划,说了也是白说,新的计划正在酝酿之中。" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "小贝,你要说啥,咋一句话都听不懂?" }, { "from": "莫小贝", "value": "听不懂就对了。" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "“啥意思嘛。人家呕心沥血,绞尽脑汁,好不容易想出来的招,死了多少脑细胞。我倒好,啥忙都帮不上,一眨眼的功夫" } ] }, { "id": "episode_35_chunk_11", "conversations": [ { "from": "莫小贝", "value": "站住,手里抱的啥,我想学习学习。" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "光天化日的,你还想劫道咋的。" }, { "from": "莫小贝", "value": "嘿,不让看拉倒,东西先放这儿,我想跟你好好聊聊。" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "聊啥呀,我正忙着呢。" }, { "from": "莫小贝", "value": "哎,这回又是忙着给人家谁添乱呢。" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "添乱,添什么乱啊。" }, { "from": "莫小贝", "value": "我的意思,你心里最清楚。" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "我,我不清楚。" }, { "from": "莫小贝", "value": "老白同志,是你的就是你的,不是你的就别再勉强,搞那些阴谋诡计有啥意思。" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "谁搞阴谋诡计了。" }, { "from": "莫小贝", "value": "老白同志,你就别再心存侥幸了,坦白说呢,还有一线生机。继续隐瞒呢,那可是死路一条哦。" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "人生自古谁无死,飞扬跋扈为谁雄。" }, { "from": "莫小贝", "value": "诗里是这么说的吗。" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "你甭管怎么说的,打死我我也不招。" }, { "from": "莫小贝", "value": "好,很好来人呐。" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "人在哪儿呢?" }, { "from": "莫小贝", "value": "不,不用来了,我亲自对付你,嗨,香山无影脚。" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "住手,这都是赊来的,弄坏了没法还动手吧。" }, { "from": "莫小贝", "value": "香山无影脚,无影脚。" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "我觉得你还掰手指头更管用呢,啊哎呀呀呀,妈呀,疼疼疼。" }, { "from": "莫小贝", "value": "知道疼就好,下回还敢不敢?" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "敢!啊,不敢,不敢。敢不敢,我说了也不算呐。" }, { "from": "莫小贝", "value": "你还有从犯,谁呀?从实招来。" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "哎呀,招招招招,你想啊,这种事,我一个人一个巴掌拍不响啊。" }, { "from": "莫小贝", "value": "你的意思是说,这个阴谋其实她早就知道?" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "何止知道,从头到尾她都是主谋,要不然我也不敢呐。" }, { "from": "莫小贝", "value": "这这这,这可麻烦了。无双姐主谋,那她到底喜欢谁吗?" } ] }, { "id": "episode_35_chunk_12", "conversations": [ { "from": "白展堂", "value": "我喜欢无双,这都哪跟哪啊?" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "我哪知道?小贝最近可疑得很。不知道都忙些啥呢。" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "忙点好,至少剑谱的事没露馅。没露馅吧?" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "废话,要是露了馅。她还不一口咬死我。" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "不至于,他现在正练擒拿手呢,专攻手指头。攥住以后,使劲一掰,咔嚓,了不得了,这小贝……" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "行了行了,别显摆了,你找的画呢?" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "这呢,我给你说啊,这些画呢,都是我从周掌柜那赊来的。你喜欢哪种风格呢,就把画家给你找来,现场作画。" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "这幅就可以,就把这个画家找来。" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "那行,那你准备好银子,八十两一张。" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "他咋不去抢呢。" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "便宜没好货呀,给个馒头就给你画的,你敢请啊。" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "那倒也是哦,哎,这幅贵不贵呀。" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "呀,这幅画这画家能来,但是咱得找小六帮帮忙 " }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "找小六干啥,你说。" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "“这个画家因为聚赌,刚刚被收押。这个,这个爱逛青楼,惹了一身花柳。给扔了呢往哪" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "哎,奈何桥离咱这儿远吗? " }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "你把窗户打开,大头朝下跳下去就到了。" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "合着没有一个人能来。" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "这个不能来吗,贵点就贵点呗,你就当给自己置办传家宝了。”" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "每页八十两,一共是三十多页,那就两千多两,敢情不是花你的钱。" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "抠门样儿。" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "这是啥嘛。" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "这个是用来包画的纸,俗称废纸。" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "哎,这个画家能不能找来。" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "这也忒糙点了吧。" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "哎呀,不就是个剑谱嘛,只要意思对了就行了,要那么精致的干啥。" } ] }, { "id": "episode_35_chunk_19", "conversations": [ { "from": "祝无双", "value": "哎哎哎,洗洗再吃啊。否则肚子疼。" }, { "from": "莫小贝", "value": "肚子疼,那也总比头疼强吧。" }, { "from": "祝无双", "value": "头疼?你感冒了还是发烧了?" }, { "from": "莫小贝", "value": "我说的是你,吃锅望盆得陇望蜀的,你也不嫌头疼呀?" }, { "from": "祝无双", "value": "你呀又瞎捉摸什么呢?快去。" }, { "from": "莫小贝", "value": "那我问你一个问题,你必须老实回答我。" }, { "from": "祝无双", "value": "好啊,除了年龄。" }, { "from": "莫小贝", "value": "那好,如果打起仗来呢,人都死得差不多了,全世界就只剩下白大哥和秀才,你会选择谁?" }, { "from": "祝无双", "value": "两个都不选。" }, { "from": "莫小贝", "value": "不行,必须得选一个,要不然人类就灭亡了。" }, { "from": "祝无双", "value": "那就……让人类灭亡去吧。" }, { "from": "莫小贝", "value": "你就那么讨厌秀才呀?" }, { "from": "祝无双", "value": "说真的,我不是讨厌他。我之所以这么生气,是因为,是因为我自卑,我觉得自己配不上他。" }, { "from": "莫小贝", "value": "虚伪。" }, { "from": "祝无双", "value": "我是说真的。他当初要是不干那么多蠢事的话,也许……唉,现在说这些好有什么用啊。" }, { "from": "莫小贝", "value": "那,那他要是给你道歉呢?" }, { "from": "祝无双", "value": "他那么心高气傲,怎么会跟我道歉呢?" }, { "from": "莫小贝", "value": "我说的是如果,那你会原谅他吗?" }, { "from": "祝无双", "value": "那就看他的诚意够不够啦。" } ] }, { "id": "episode_35_chunk_20", "conversations": [ { "from": "莫小贝", "value": "你跑这么快干嘛?我保证不打你。" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "求求你,求求你,别缠我,烦死了,我这两天很倒霉的。" }, { "from": "莫小贝", "value": "只要你跟无双接倒个歉,我立马放过你。" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "凭什么呀?我做错什么了呀?" }, { "from": "莫小贝", "value": "好,很好,哼哼哼哼,香山无影脚。" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "呀呀哎哎。" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "小贝,放手。听见没有。小孩还欺负大人了,象话吗?" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "你去转告祝无双,想叫我道歉,下辈子吧。" }, { "from": "莫小贝", "value": "你给我站住。" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "你给我站住。" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "这干啥呢这是?" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "才回来,人呢?" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "人,您老这,这儿。慢点儿,慢点儿。" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "老爷子,您老今年贵庚啊?" }, { "from": "老人", "value": "不贵,五文钱一张画。只关画,不管裱,谢绝侃价。" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "耳朵不好使,他是问你多大岁数?" }, { "from": "老人", "value": "我只会画画,不会数数。" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "那就先画起来,先画起来。" }, { "from": "老人", "value": "画不了。" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "咋了吗?" }, { "from": "老人", "value": "我这个胃里头没食啊。我饿了好几天了,我这一哆嗦呀,手没劲,拿不住笔呀。" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "我这就叫人给你弄去啊。想吃点啥?" }, { "from": "老人", "value": "你们这有没有,那没走油的走油肉啊?" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "怪不得的这老头这么胖,你就不怕消化不良?" }, { "from": "老人", "value": "凉了你热热不就成了嘛。不我在乎啊,什么酱肘子,什么火爆腰花。你都招呼呀,去,赶紧做去。哎,送楼上给我。" } ] }, { "id": "episode_35_chunk_22", "conversations": [ { "from": "老人", "value": "老朽我呀,没别的嗜好,就喜欢画画,小的时候我就喜欢画,八岁那年,我还换过两肉夹馍呢。哎呀,那香哦。" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "等你画完了,我给你准备一袋肉夹馍。" }, { "from": "老人", "value": "好,酒足饭饱,可以开工了。" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "哎呦,好,笔墨伺候,,我去伺候。赶紧画,赶紧画。" }, { "from": "老人", "value": "有什么要求,你们可赶紧说,待会儿画好了,可就不好改了。" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "动作越漂亮越好。" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "对。" }, { "from": "老人", "value": "明白,是人都漂亮,那否则叫画吗?" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "感觉越逼真越好。" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "逼真。" }, { "from": "老人", "value": "逼真,明白,你让我画假的我还不会画呢。快走,你们在这我画不出来。" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "那行那行。" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "画啊。" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "别喝了,一会喝醉了。" }, { "from": "老人", "value": "哎呀,罗嗦个啥呀。真是。" }, { "from": "老人", "value": "画完了,收活吧。" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "哎呀,这么快就好了。" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "画得快呀,姜还是老的辣呀。" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "那你不看是谁找的。" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "画得不好?我看一下。" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "你还是别看了。" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "看一下嘛。谁让你画 春 宫 图的。" }, { "from": "老人", "value": "你们不是让我画的吗?" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "谁让你画了。" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "我让你画的是剑谱。就是两个人比剑。" }, { "from": "老人", "value": "我明白了,明白了。" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "那您以前画过剑谱没有。" }, { "from": "老人", "value": "画过,小时候听书,一高兴我就画两张,剑谱拳谱我都会画。" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "您那叫剑谱吗?" }, { "from": "老人", "value": "怎么不叫剑谱啊,那剑谱都是人画出来的,自己想出来的动作,潇洒,漂亮。" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "只要漂亮就行。赶紧,接着画。" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "画吧,我在这儿看着。" }, { "from": "老人", "value": "你们在这看着,我画不出来呀。" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "快点画啊,我等着急用呢。" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "别喝了啊,抓紧点。" }, { "from": "老人", "value": "剑谱……剑谱怎么画来这。" } ] }, { "id": "episode_35_chunk_23", "conversations": [ { "from": "邱小冬", "value": "当当当当。" }, { "from": "莫小贝", "value": "这么快就写完了?你可千万别糊弄我啊。" }, { "from": "邱小冬", "value": "你好好读读,看看什么叫文采飞扬。" }, { "from": "邱小冬", "value": "这是吕先生的笔迹。我自个的字啊,比这好多了。" }, { "from": "莫小贝", "value": "无双吾妹,见信如晤。" }, { "from": "邱小冬", "value": "这是标准格式,开头都得这么写。" }, { "from": "莫小贝", "value": "哦,夫何瑰逸之令姿,独旷世以秀群?" }, { "from": "邱小冬", "value": "形容她非常有气质。" }, { "from": "莫小贝", "value": "哦,表倾城之艳色,期有德于传闻?" }, { "from": "邱小冬", "value": "形容她非常有姿色。" }, { "from": "莫小贝", "value": "佩鸣玉以比洁,齐幽兰以争芬?" }, { "from": "邱小冬", "value": "形容她啊……非常有味道。" }, { "from": "莫小贝", "value": "喂喂喂,你有没有搞错,我让你写的是道歉信,你上来就夸,还夸得这么肉麻。" }, { "from": "邱小冬", "value": "这你就不懂了,对付女生啊,尤其是这里不太好使的女生,这招最管用。" }, { "from": "莫小贝", "value": "你不知道,其实无双姐和秀才走到一块,其实挺苦的,她们俩能走到一起,真的很不容易,我的意思是说,能帮一把就帮一把,这样,我嫂子和白大哥,不就也省一份心吗。" }, { "from": "邱小冬", "value": "那……你有什么好处呢?" }, { "from": "莫小贝", "value": "没好处就不帮了,哎,我说你这人怎么这么自私啊。" }, { "from": "邱小冬", "value": "得得得,算我什么也没说,送你的信去吧。" }, { "from": "莫小贝", "value": "这份信是我最后的希望,你要是敢给我弄砸的话……" }, { "from": "邱小冬", "value": "那我就把所有的书都嚓嚓撕了。从此告别文坛。" }, { "from": "莫小贝", "value": "就这么定了。无双姐,这有一份信。" } ] }, { "id": "episode_35_chunk_24", "conversations": [ { "from": "祝无双", "value": "无双吾妹。" }, { "from": "莫小贝", "value": "就是无双,我的妹妹。" }, { "from": "祝无双", "value": "真以为我不认识字呀?" }, { "from": "莫小贝", "value": "呵呵,那您接着看,接着看。" }, { "from": "祝无双", "value": "见信如晤。" }, { "from": "莫小贝", "value": "就是会晤的……是这个意思吧?" }, { "from": "邱小冬", "value": "这都知道,真有文化。" }, { "from": "祝无双", "value": "夫何鬼兔之令次女。" }, { "from": "邱小冬", "value": "是瑰逸之令姿。" }, { "from": "莫小贝", "value": "就你能,无双姐,您甭理他。接着看,接着看啊。" }, { "from": "祝无双", "value": "独广世以乃群羊。" }, { "from": "邱小冬", "value": "独旷……当我没说。" }, { "from": "祝无双", "value": "你说吧,我不在乎。" }, { "from": "莫小贝", "value": "无双姐,你怎么了?" }, { "from": "祝无双", "value": "她不就是嫌我没文化嘛。" }, { "from": "莫小贝", "value": "不是,他他他那个……" }, { "from": "祝无双", "value": "他他他,他多有文化,什么怪字都认识。" }, { "from": "邱小冬", "value": "哪些可都是常用字啊。" }, { "from": "莫小贝", "value": "你少说两句能死啊。不常用,不常用。有些字连我都不认识。" }, { "from": "祝无双", "value": "那他还写,明知道我没念几年书,写这种信来羞辱我。吕秀才,欺人太甚,吕秀才,吕秀才。" } ] }, { "id": "episode_35_chunk_25", "conversations": [ { "from": "祝无双", "value": "你说,到底是怎么回事?" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "我都说多少回了,那份信真不是我写的。我对天发誓。" }, { "from": "祝无双", "value": "不是你写的是谁写的?" }, { "from": "莫小贝", "value": "是他,就是他写的。" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "好好好,是我写的,我总不至于写份信都要抄书吧。" }, { "from": "莫小贝", "value": "抄书,抄什么书?" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "夫何瑰逸之令姿,独旷世以秀群,这明明是陶渊明的闲情赋。" }, { "from": "莫小贝", "value": "邱小冬!" }, { "from": "邱小冬", "value": "我明天就转学,拜拜了你呐。" }, { "from": "祝无双", "value": "莫小贝,过来。坐好,到底怎么回事儿。" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "是不是你写的。" }, { "from": "莫小贝", "value": "不是啊。是他非要写,我拦都拦不住。" }, { "from": "祝无双", "value": "他为什么要写信给我?" }, { "from": "莫小贝", "value": "这不明摆着吗,他看上你了呗。" }, { "from": "祝无双", "value": "莫小贝!" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "你到底想要干什么?" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "咋的了这是,小辈你又干啥了?" }, { "from": "莫小贝", "value": "我没有啊。" }, { "from": "祝无双", "value": "白纸黑字。" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "铁证如山。" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "你还敢抵赖不成。" }, { "from": "莫小贝", "value": "我,我不干了啦。" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "你看跟小郭学的。" }, { "from": "莫小贝", "value": "“我忙里忙外这么多天,就是为了让你们俩和平和睦以及和好如初。到头来,一句感动感谢以及感人至深的话都没有跟我说。还合起" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "哎,小贝,小贝。" }, { "from": "莫小贝", "value": "你放开我,放开我。我踢了啊,香山无影脚。无声无色般若神功。你不要动我。" } ] }, { "id": "episode_35_chunk_26", "conversations": [ { "from": "老人", "value": "好了!谁来看看。" }, { "from": "莫小贝", "value": "你们看什么呢?" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "没有看啥,没有看啥。" }, { "from": "莫小贝", "value": "让我看看。" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "大人的事,小孩不要管。" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "就是就是。" }, { "from": "莫小贝", "value": "让我看看怎么了?" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "都是一些不健康的东西。" }, { "from": "老人", "value": "什么不健康,谁说的。" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "这耳朵不是不好使吗?" }, { "from": "老人", "value": "酒喝足了,耳朵就好使了。" }, { "from": "莫小贝", "value": "莫小宝!" }, { "from": "老人", "value": "让他看看吧。" }, { "from": "莫小贝", "value": "咦?这些不都是衡山剑法吗?" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "你咋知道的。" }, { "from": "莫小贝", "value": "没吃过猪肉还没见过猪跑吗?你看,这招呢是平沙落雁。这招呢,是大浪淘沙。" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "这怎么可能吗?这些招数,你咋知道的?招数。" }, { "from": "老人", "value": "我自己想的,我小的时候啊,去听评书,听得心里头高兴啊,这一高兴我回来就画上它两张,八岁那年,我还用他换过两肉夹馍呢" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "跟谁换的?" }, { "from": "老人", "value": "名字记不清了,是个卖包子的。" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "是不是姓莫?" }, { "from": "老人", "value": "对。" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "叫莫太冲?" }, { "from": "老人", "value": "“不是,那是他的外号,而且,他也不能念成莫太冲,应该叫莫太冲,他这个人啊,脾气太暴躁了,专好替人打抱不" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "也就是说,衡山剑法是你创的啊?" }, { "from": "莫小贝", "value": "不,不可能。我太爷爷剑法超群,他一个人剿灭了八千山贼呢。" }, { "from": "老人", "value": "是杀过山贼,八个呢。" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "八个?" }, { "from": "老人", "value": "衙门赏给他八两银子,他用这笔钱买了个山头,还成立了个什么派,而且这个派到现在还在。" }, { "from": "老人", "value": "撕吧撕吧,它已经活在我心里。" } ] }, { "id": "episode_35_chunk_27", "conversations": [ { "from": "莫小贝", "value": "假的,全部都是假的。名字是假的,剑法是假的,传说是假的,掌门也是假的。" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "又胡说,你也成假的了?" }, { "from": "莫小贝", "value": "我从来就没干过一件掌门该干的事,这难道不是假的吗?" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "就算啥都是假的,有一样,他肯定是真的。" }, { "from": "莫小贝", "value": "哪样?" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "“侠义的精神。你太爷爷,咱先不管他的减法如何,他可是单批匹马消灭了山贼啊。要不是这样,就单凭一本假的剑谱,怎么会有后" }, { "from": "莫小贝", "value": "那我太爷爷好歹也剿灭了好多山贼呀,可我呢,我又做了什么呢。" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "你帮了我和无双呀。" }, { "from": "祝无双", "value": "对呀对呀,要不是你的话,我们俩还闹别扭呢。" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "对。" }, { "from": "莫小贝", "value": "如果你们俩真的和平和好以及和睦如初的话,就做一个给我看看。" }, { "from": "莫小贝", "value": "噢也,本掌门正式宣布,红娘行动到此结束。" }, { "from": "老人", "value": "我该杀青了,谁负责结帐啊?" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "我我,我负责,我负责。说好五十文吗,来,多给十文。" }, { "from": "老人", "value": "谢谢,以后有这种事还找我啊。不光是剑谱,拳谱刀法我都行。" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "自己留着学吧。" }, { "from": "老人", "value": "哦,点穴啊。画过,我还给取了个特别好听的名字,叫葵花点穴手。后来听说一帮小混混还在那练呢。" }, { "from": "祝无双", "value": "辱我师门,我跟他拼了。" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "无双,快花点穴手。" } ] }, { "id": "episode_36_chunk_0", "conversations": [ { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "吕秀才 你干的好事" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "芙妹 你听我说啊" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "没什么好说的 痛痛快快受死吧" }, { "from": "祝无双", "value": "放着我来……嗯……放过他冲我来" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "好一个眉清目秀 唇红齿白的妙人啊" }, { "from": "祝无双", "value": "一般一般 港姐第三 你的打扮招人喜欢" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "很丑很丑 亚姐第九 全凭一双灵巧的手" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "这都什么跟什么呀" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "你的美 由内而外 活血养颜 冰清玉洁惹人怜" }, { "from": "祝无双", "value": "你的美 由骨到皮 感天动地 此情可待成追忆" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "还是你美" }, { "from": "祝无双", "value": "你才美 你全家都美" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "你气质好呀" }, { "from": "祝无双", "value": "你身材好呀" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "你皮肤好" }, { "from": "祝无双", "value": "你发质好" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "你什么都好 唯一的缺点就是太引人注目 容易引起交通事故" }, { "from": "祝无双", "value": "你的缺点就是太完美 完美得让人后悔" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "后悔什么呀" }, { "from": "祝无双", "value": "投错胎呀 没摊上好的DNA" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "瞎客气啥呀 都是自己人 我觉得你们俩都挺美" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "消失" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "你以为这就完事啦" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "你还想干啥呀" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "要她还是要我 你自己选一个" }, { "from": "祝无双", "value": "选中的就留下 没选中的" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "就去死好了" }, { "from": "祝无双", "value": "死就死 谁怕谁呀" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "排山倒海/无双:放着我来" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "够啦 子曾经曰过 三人行必有我妻" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "是必有我师吧" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "本来挺好一事儿 一妻一妾争什么争啊 别那么自私嘛" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "爱情就是自私的 快选" }, { "from": "祝无双", "value": "放着我来" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "还是选芙妹吧 总有个先来后到" }, { "from": "祝无双", "value": "无双命薄 先走一步愿你们两个白头偕老 断子绝孙" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "我选你还不行吗…………芙妹……" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "好 我成全你们祝你们早生贵子 白发人送黑发人" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "芙妹 行了 我死 我死还不行吗" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "还好是梦 这要是真的…………哎" } ] }, { "id": "episode_36_chunk_1", "conversations": [ { "from": "祝无双", "value": "谁" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "我" }, { "from": "祝无双", "value": "嘛" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "觉 睡觉的觉" }, { "from": "祝无双", "value": "你上屋顶来睡觉?" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "屋里闷嘛 出来透透气 你在练功是吧 那我不打搅你了" }, { "from": "祝无双", "value": "你就那么不爱搭理我啊" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "没有没有没有……~那我陪你聊会儿吧" }, { "from": "祝无双", "value": "哎~~千万不要勉强 无双没有别的好 就是知趣" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "你闹别扭的时候跟她蛮像的" }, { "from": "祝无双", "value": "谁啊 郭姑娘啊" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "她也是经常这样冷一句热一句的 让人猜不出她到底在想什么 也不知道她到底在忙些什么" }, { "from": "祝无双", "value": "忙着结婚呗…………啊…………我开玩笑的" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "她结婚跟我有啥关系" }, { "from": "祝无双", "value": "你不等她回来啦" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "早就不等了……就是一时半会儿忘不掉 没关系 一定能忘的" }, { "from": "祝无双", "value": "你那么紧张干什么 我又不会吃掉你的了" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "你真贤惠" }, { "from": "祝无双", "value": "郭姑娘不贤惠吗" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "贤惠 闲在家里什么都不会" }, { "from": "祝无双", "value": "那你们平时在一起都干些什么啊" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "吵架 打架 互相攻击 互相谩骂" }, { "from": "祝无双", "value": "有没有稍微温馨一点的" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "有 洗衣服算不算" }, { "from": "祝无双", "value": "当然算啦 女孩子不轻易替别人洗衣服的" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "是我帮她洗" }, { "from": "祝无双", "value": "哦 那她都帮你干些什么" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "捶背" }, { "from": "祝无双", "value": "那不是挺好的" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "一掌捶下去 打得我口吐鲜血" }, { "from": "祝无双", "value": "手艺差点没关系 心意到就可以了" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "她要是有你这么贤惠就好了 善解人意 多好啊" }, { "from": "祝无双", "value": "我要是有她那么幸运就好了" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "Excuse me?" }, { "from": "祝无双", "value": "没什么 我是说 以后不管你对我怎么样 我都会对你好的 把你伺候的舒舒服服的" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "………………~我这个人不大好伺候的 我一不爱吃 二不爱穿 三不爱玩" }, { "from": "祝无双", "value": "讨厌……哎呀你讨厌死了" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "哎呦哎呦哎呦……" }, { "from": "祝无双", "value": "哎~吕先生~" } ] }, { "id": "episode_36_chunk_2", "conversations": [ { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "这位先生多亏了你 否则我就摔死了" }, { "from": "追风", "value": "这位兄弟 你知不知道 未经允许擅自寻死 是违法的……" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "那已经触犯了大明律不会很严重吧受什么惩罚" }, { "from": "追风", "value": "不会很严重啦~最多就是当街问斩" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "先知道摔死算了" }, { "from": "追风", "value": "你果然想寻死 真是公堂有路你不走 大狱无门你偏来投 束手就擒吧" }, { "from": "祝无双", "value": "放着我来……" }, { "from": "追风", "value": "来者何人" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "她是我未婚妻 刚才就是她把我推下来的" }, { "from": "祝无双", "value": "呃~不是 我们在上面闹着玩 他一不小心就滚下来了" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "嗯~" }, { "from": "追风", "value": "嗯~我明白了~打是亲骂是爱 是不是那个意思" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "官人是过来人 …………明察秋毫……" }, { "from": "追风", "value": "不敢当 保护百姓 维护治安 既是职责 也是义务嘛" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "说得好 请问高姓大名" }, { "from": "追风", "value": "风……来无影去无踪的风 在下告辞 后会有期" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "后会有期" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "怎么又回来了" }, { "from": "追风", "value": "不好意思 打听一下 知不知道同福客栈怎么走" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "知道~看那块牌子" }, { "from": "追风", "value": "诶呀 诶呀 哇塞~赶紧去帮我开个房间" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "没问题 没问题" }, { "from": "追风", "value": "诶诶诶 有没有发票 我要手写的那种" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "当然有了 正规生意来客了 客官里边请" }, { "from": "祝无双", "value": "客官你走好哦 来 你小心台阶……" } ] }, { "id": "episode_36_chunk_3", "conversations": [ { "from": "白展堂", "value": "你谁啊 哪来的 怎么进来的" }, { "from": "追风", "value": "走进来的 难道还要爬进来吗" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "藏什么呢 给我交出来" }, { "from": "追风", "value": "我什么都没藏 我藏什么了" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "抓你个现行你还敢嘴硬 啊 要么赶紧给我撸扣 否则就死路一条" }, { "from": "追风", "value": "什么叫撸扣" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "看来是位新朋友啊 那哥就免费交你两句 撸扣 就是吐赃 把你刚才偷的东西给我交出来" }, { "from": "追风", "value": "放肆" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "不给你点颜色看看你是………………燕捕头 燕捕头 燕捕头 有人闯空门" }, { "from": "燕小六", "value": "在哪呢 在哪呢谁 谁闯空门 谁 谁 老白 怎么地了 腿怎么了" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "你先别管我 他 我估计武功了得 你要多加小心啊" }, { "from": "燕小六", "value": "没问题 包我身上了老白 你干嘛去老白" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "我上医馆包扎一下去 你好好干" }, { "from": "追风", "value": "不要转了 头都晕了" }, { "from": "燕小六", "value": "还差最后一圈" }, { "from": "追风", "value": "那最后一圈 打清一色还是碰碰胡啊" }, { "from": "燕小六", "value": "七小对…………你道你搓麻来了 哇呀呀 看刀" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "砍哪你到是……就砍我的能耐" }, { "from": "燕小六", "value": "你就是传说中的追风大人?" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "什么大人?" }, { "from": "燕小六", "value": "追风 四大神捕 六扇门的 他排老三大人 大人不记小人过 宰相肚里能撑船" }, { "from": "追风", "value": "快先去救人啦~" }, { "from": "燕小六", "value": "老白 替我说说 老白 咱们镇的治安情况 老白 老白" } ] }, { "id": "episode_36_chunk_4", "conversations": [ { "from": "白展堂", "value": "掌柜的 掌柜的" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "啊 咋了 咋了 咋回事嘛" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "你先别管咋回事了 有没有银子借我点" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "没有" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "十两八两的都成 最少五两 三两也凑合 不能少于二两了 你看着给点就行 散碎银子" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "你要那么多银子干啥吗" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "跑啊" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "跑 你为啥要跑" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "四大神捕亲自来逮我来啦" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "不会吧 真的假的" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "真的 人就在楼下 我亲眼见着了" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "你咋知道你逮的的啊" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "直觉 我一看到他 骨头都酥了" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "是个女的" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "男的呀……妈呀 你想哪去了……我说的酥 是指冷汗直流 心跳加快 血压升高" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "那你就要注意锻炼了 这就是江湖中传说的亚健康状态 很多大侠都得过此病 不得不退出江湖" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "有没有银子" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "有 但是我要会会他再说 不要动我的银子嘛" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "谁动你银子呀 我找纱布止血" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "还找纱布呢" } ] }, { "id": "episode_36_chunk_5", "conversations": [ { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "我姓佟 是这个店里的掌柜" }, { "from": "追风", "value": "佟掌柜 狗仰狗仰" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "狗养?咋上来就骂人呢" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "他说久仰" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "你以前听说过我呀" }, { "from": "追风", "value": "没有 这是一般的客套话" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "咳 客官打哪来啊" }, { "from": "追风", "value": "高度机密 严禁外泄" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "啥都没有说 让我咋泄嘛" }, { "from": "追风", "value": "这叫防患于未然" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "客官有何公干呀" }, { "from": "追风", "value": "高度机密" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "严禁外泄……" }, { "from": "追风", "value": "事关朝廷请恕我不便相告" }, { "from": "燕小六", "value": "呦诸位都在呢都互相认识了吧" }, { "from": "燕小六", "value": "不认识" }, { "from": "燕小六", "value": "那我介绍一下这位是佟掌柜这位是六扇门的追风大人三大神捕之四啊四大神捕之三亲娘诶很可能影响仕途" }, { "from": "追风", "value": "诶你怎么又回来了" }, { "from": "燕小六", "value": "回禀你老人家我来向您通报一声十村八店的弟兄都在街口等着您呢等您训话" }, { "from": "追风", "value": "这样不太合适吧" }, { "from": "燕小六", "value": "这有嘛不合适的您请您请" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "完了完了我说是来逮我的吧赶紧逃吧" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "你回来回来" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "胡说啥呢你咋知道是来逮你的十村八店条子都来了一般小毛贼有这么大架势嘛" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "你看你那个窝囊样子去吧去吧那你去自首去吧" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "去吧去吧别回来了" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "保重保……重" }, { "from": "祝无双", "value": "白师兄你怎么哭了" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "眼泪呀止不住地流止不住地往下流双儿啊把小米那要饭罐给我拿来要快啊妹我必须得走了自打他来了以后我这心跳就没下过二百五" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "你就是个二百五算了算了你要是在心里难受就出去躲两天早点回来啊" }, { "from": "追风", "value": "为什么要走啊问你话呢" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "啊这个展堂" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "手里呀捧着窝窝头菜里没有一滴油" }, { "from": "追风", "value": "监狱里的生活是多么痛苦呀一个一步一个一步窝心头啊窝心头" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "哎呀妈呀同道中人啊掌柜的干啥涅" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "你你为啥要抓他" }, { "from": "追风", "value": "第一他会说黑话而且是高级大大的黑话" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "不对我说的是普通黑话高级大盗管吐赃叫化霜" }, { "from": "追风", "value": "诶就等你这句话了第二他会武功而且不低哦" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "你咋看出来的" }, { "from": "追风", "value": "没有留意他的两条腿嘛忽上忽下忽左忽右这份轻功绝对不低于楚留香哦" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "你拉倒吧这不让小六砍一刀瘸了吗" }, { "from": "追风", "value": "你没做坏事为什么砍你一刀啊" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "掌柜的你说两局啊给我" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "这位官爷我姓佟佟湘玉的玉不瞒你说他以前确实犯过错但是已经改过自新了求求你放了他吧" }, { "from": "追风", "value": "这些话留到上法庭再说了……" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "点住了……展堂……" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "不是我我铐住了" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "无双无双呢" }, { "from": "祝无双", "value": "是我点的谁叫他乱抓人的啦" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "还是我妹知道疼哥啊完蛋玩意 把他给我捆上" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "胡说啥呢 不能捆" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "为啥不能捆啊" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "他是四大神捕 朝廷中的人 你不要命啦" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "那你就忍心让他把我带走啊 捆不捆?" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "要捆你自己捆" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "捆不捆" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "不捆" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "捆不捆" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "不捆" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "反正是恶心死人不偿命……手里捧着窝窝头菜……" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "不要唱了……拿绳子来……" } ] }, { "id": "episode_36_chunk_6", "conversations": [ { "from": "追风", "value": "你要干什么啦" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "我们错了我们对不起你我们再也不敢了" }, { "from": "追风", "value": "那就赶紧松开我啦" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "求求你了放过他们吧他们都是无辜的您要抓抓我一个人好不好" }, { "from": "追风", "value": "本身我也没想捉他们啦而且我还可以放你们一条生路只要你们答应我一个条件" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "什么条件你尽管提" }, { "from": "追风", "value": "就是找到我的狗师妹郭芙蓉" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "狗师妹?" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "九师妹他们不分九和狗嘛" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "小郭呀她早就回去了" }, { "from": "追风", "value": "上个月初十她一高兴又离家出走了" }, { "from": "祝无双", "value": "有些人看上去好激动好紧张哦" }, { "from": "追风", "value": "经过我们紧急讨论 我们一致认为 她肯定会再回到你们这里来" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "不可能吧 我这有这么好?她好不容易脱身了 绝对不可能再回来了" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "人呐 人呐……都死到哪里去了" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "我郭芙蓉又杀回来了!人呐都死到哪里去了人呐人呐都死到哪里去了吗好啊你们都在这耶~" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "啥时候回来的嗯现在回来滴……想死你了走到我屋坐会" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "都给我闪开闪开!!排山倒海" }, { "from": "追风", "value": "狗师妹好狗不见啦" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "三师兄你怎么在这里呀我好想好想你啊" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "芙妹芙妹你怎么了……老白你看看他" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "人俩人挺好的你不用管走走" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "你别拉我呀郭芙蓉……" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "马上就好……行了搞定了呵呵" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "咋回事一会工夫就睡着了" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "弄了点迷香粉让他消停两天省的老想带我回家" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "哎呀妈呀人家可是四大神捕啊小姑奶奶" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "一般人我还舍不得用呢大家都好吧" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "蛮好地就是想你想地睡不着觉我是替别人说的" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "你掐我干吗" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "什么时候掐你啦" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "我没说你说她你还踩我干吗呀" }, { "from": "祝无双", "value": "我是自己吃饱了撑得切" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "怎么了吗我又说错话了" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "哎那什么他这么睡容易呛着咱给他找一个床让他躺会啊" } ] }, { "id": "episode_36_chunk_7", "conversations": [ { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "掌柜的我是为了你才回来的" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "那你就为了我再回去吧你就算是积德了" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "喂你也太不够意思了吧……亏人家每天晚上都梦到你" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "都梦到我啥了" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "你逼我干活扣我工钱拿铁链拷我拿皮鞭抽我还放狗咬我……" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "我在你心目中就是这种人恕不远送一路顺风啊" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "我爹我爹他逼我跟三师兄成亲我是临阵才逃出来的" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "你逃啥吗那个小伙子不是挺好的吗" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "我也没说他不好可是可是人家心里还那个啥呗反正我是不会跟他回去" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "小姑奶奶小姑奶奶你行行好跟他回去吧" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "喂你有没有搞错偷听别人说话" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "可是我是在扛不住了他再呆几天我非死了不行" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "救命啊干吗嘛你放心好了有我在他不敢对你怎么样的" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "可他天天在我眼前晃悠心脏能受得了吗他一咳嗽我就一身冷汗他喊一声我就眼前一黑他要真跟我动起手来呢芙蓉我求求你我替我们祖宗十八代求求你你跟他回去吧成吗" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "我……" } ] }, { "id": "episode_36_chunk_16", "conversations": [ { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "这是解药看你面子才给的哦" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "好好好" }, { "from": "追风", "value": "诶诶放开我!" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "你终于醒啦" }, { "from": "追风", "value": "啊九师妹这是什么地方啊" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "鬼门关" }, { "from": "追风", "value": "你是什么意思啊" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "你呢有两个选择要么乖乖回家要么乖乖上路" }, { "from": "追风", "value": "回家和上路有什么区别吗?" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "我说的是黄泉路……" }, { "from": "追风", "value": "那回家也可以说是回老家啦" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "你好聪明哦这个是孔雀胆剧毒无比你有八秒钟可以考虑一下下" }, { "from": "追风", "value": "为什么是八秒而不是九秒八呢" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "七秒六秒五秒四秒三秒二秒" } ] }, { "id": "episode_36_chunk_17", "conversations": [ { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "看什么呢" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "看看看看" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "住手郭芙蓉你给我……" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "葵花点穴手" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "嚎啥呢给你啥啊" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "没事没事你来接着聊" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "你又把他给点上了讨厌死了" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "葵花解穴手" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "出来这是连上句的连在一块就是你给我出来" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "下一句呢" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "太不像话了孤男寡女同处一室成何体统" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "人家是我三师兄从小一块玩到大的" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "那也不行子曾经曰过的非礼勿视非礼勿听非礼勿言" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "非礼勿亲" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "什么还亲你这个禽兽我找他算账放开我" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "我说的非礼勿亲指的不是小郭" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "啊?老白你这话什么意思" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "我的意思是说啊……" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "老白……" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "你怕什么啊男子汉大丈夫你敢作还不敢承认了" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "我我我怎么就不敢承认了我就是" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "就是怕你生气他跟无双啥也没有" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "对对对你看人说了" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "就是拉拉小手亲亲小嘴啥的" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "没亲嘴亲的是脸一下就一下下" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "亲十下也没关系都是年轻人有啥大惊小怪的" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "他说的是真的" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "老白这个人你也知道" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "你回答我是不是真的别躲我你告诉我是不是真的" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "我以为你不会回来了吗" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "小郭小郭……" } ] }, { "id": "episode_36_chunk_18", "conversations": [ { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "住手你两片一块扔会比较过瘾一点" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "那两个女人一块泡 你是不是更过瘾" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "我也不知道事情会是这样 我跟无双之间" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "你什么都用不着跟我解释我根本没兴趣听你跟她是怎么开始的" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "你不是没兴趣听吗……我说我说……就是……我也不清楚就……莫名其妙的发生了" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "就像咱俩一样咯" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "不是的 我跟你是纯洁的爱情 我跟她 是纯洁的友谊?" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "手也拉了嘴也亲了 还纯洁的友谊 我" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "你还亲你师兄呢" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "你放……什么厥词你……滚滚滚 赶紧消失 我不想再看到你" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "芙妹……" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "你赖着不走是吧 你非逼着我亲自动手是吧" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "你打死我好了 我觉得 我这样心里会好受一点" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "想以死谢罪啊 我告诉你连门都没有 你不走我走 你好自为知" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "你要去哪啊" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "我为了你才逃婚的 现在看来 真是病的不轻" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "你别走 你再走我就往下跳" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "跳啊 你不敢跳是吧 不敢跳我帮你跳" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "这是楼顶 弄不好出人命的" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "这就是我爱过的男人" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "等会儿……" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "我的秀才 聪明能干 物美价廉的秀才呀" } ] }, { "id": "episode_36_chunk_23", "conversations": [ { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "梦梦……这是我的梦啊" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "瓦瓦……额滴五彩琉璃瓦……" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "咱那是五彩琉璃瓦吗" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "额不管额滴特级五彩琉璃瓦……碎了" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "保证保证我保证得了吗我" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "掌柜的我们要走了" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "掌柜的在这儿呢" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "祝你们一路顺风啊嗯……你不能走" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "为啥呀" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "掌柜的掌柜的……她还欠你银子呢" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "展堂还是你最贴心拿来吧" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "拿什么呀" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "你砸碎了我那么多瓦一分钱不给就想走吗" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "算我帐上吧" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "用不着您那点银子留着自己娶媳妇用好了不就是钱吗干什么喂喂喂" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "够了够了够了以后有空常来玩啊住宿八折吃饭九折连吃带住八点九折" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "抠死你算了" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "我看呐还是算了吧你又不是不知道你师妹的脾气她决定的事谁都改不了" }, { "from": "追风", "value": "那就对不住了 把手伸出来吧" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "掌柜的 掌柜的" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "你这是干什么呀" }, { "from": "追风", "value": "他是天字第一号大贼 你不知道吗" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "我 我 我回头再跟你解释行不行" }, { "from": "追风", "value": "不用解释了 回到刑部 我会有办法让他好好解释的 走吧 走吧" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "展堂" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "不要哭了 跟大家在一起这么长时间了 临走我也没有什么送给你们的 送你们五支歌 第一支歌 手捧着窝窝头菜里 没有一滴油" } ] }, { "id": "episode_36_chunk_27", "conversations": [ { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "你说什么" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "我祝你们 早生贵子 白发人送黑发人" }, { "from": "追风", "value": "听见没有啊 这就是发自内心的诅咒 我们是不会有好结果的" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "谁允许你站起来的 跪好了" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "你们" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "我们恩爱得很哪 我们回去就办事 一分钟都不耽误" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "就怕你想嫁 人家还不想娶呢" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "人的忍耐是有限度的 你不要挑战我的极限" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "我宁愿被你一掌打死 也不愿再受这种相思之苦了" }, { "from": "追风", "value": "天呐 听到没有啊 这是发自内心的呼唤 你们才是天生一对啊" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "你闭嘴 花言巧语谁不会说" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "我的罪过 我愿意慢慢的还 只要你再给我一次机会 我愿意用我的一生来赎罪" }, { "from": "追风", "value": "天呐 听到没有啊 这是发自内心的呼唤 九师妹 你再给他一次机会啦" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "你都活了小半辈子了 你还一生呢" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "一生不够 还有来生 还有来生的来生" }, { "from": "追风", "value": "天呐 好感动啊 九师妹 我要是女的我就当场嫁给他 马上洞房" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "你嫁给他 我嫁给谁去……" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "芙妹" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "我没原谅你啊 在我原谅你之前 你永远都是罪人" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "那是那是那是 但 你不会再走了啊" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "不走了" }, { "from": "追风", "value": "天呐 听见没有啊 九师妹不走了 九师妹 我衷心地祝福你 但是你要记得 常回家看看你的爹娘" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "嗯" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "三师兄 回家告诉我爸妈 反正我很快就能回去看他们的" }, { "from": "追风", "value": "九师妹 你也要好好保重你的身体 记住常回家看看你的爹娘啊" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "歌就免了 别唱了 走了 走了" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "那你一路小心啊" } ] }, { "id": "episode_36_chunk_28", "conversations": [ { "from": "白展堂", "value": "我送他上西凉河坐船去 你们都回去吧 回去吧啊 不用管了 哎 我这计策怎么样" }, { "from": "追风", "value": "哎呀 太绝了 尤其是那个吕秀才 演得真是很好啊" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "我告诉你啊 人家那可是不是演 人家那叫真情流露" }, { "from": "追风", "value": "不管怎么说 我欠你一个大人情啦" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "得了 您不抓我 我已经谢天谢地了" }, { "from": "追风", "value": "本来呀 我也没想要抓你的 你的为人 有人跟我说过了" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "谁呀" }, { "from": "追风", "value": "就是我的未婚妻不是九师妹啦" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "那你为啥向小郭来提亲呐" }, { "from": "追风", "value": "我也是没办法呀 都是她爹就是我师父逼我的 我师父的话 我不敢不听啦" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "那对那对 你先把小郭留下 然后明媒正娶别人 高啊 兄弟 你这招真高" }, { "from": "追风", "value": "但是我要谢谢你成全我 我会替红绫谢谢你的" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "应该的 咱俩说那个干啥 你等会 替谁" }, { "from": "追风", "value": "展红绫啊 天下第一女捕头 你俩不是很熟吗" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "你要娶的人是她" }, { "from": "追风", "value": "对呀哎 什么东西碎了" } ] }, { "id": "episode_36_chunk_29", "conversations": [ { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "哎呀 还是家里好啊 紫藤床垫 加厚的绫罗枕头 丝绵的 往上那么一靠 那叫一个阿斗" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "啥意思" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "乐不思蜀啊 不过这种感觉 你们这辈子是理解不了啦" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "就你一个人知道享受 我们都是大老粗" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "听你这意思 您是不因以为耻反引以为荣啊 哎我说你会不会按摩呀 行行 你该干嘛干嘛去吧" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "去去 赶紧算帐去" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "秀才 忙着呢 可辛苦了啊 这一脑门子汗 给你擦擦 你别动啊 侯哥 以后不管你是渴了还是累了" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "我就喝红牛……喝一口 剩下的都给你" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "不 咱俩一起喝 一滴都不给别人留 啊" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "跟我斗 还嫩点啊~" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "芙妹" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "手!!以后再让我看见你跟她眉来眼去 小心你的眼珠子给我洗了" } ] }, { "id": "episode_37_chunk_0", "conversations": [ { "from": "祝无双", "value": "掌柜的,那什么~我困了,我先去睡了" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "坐一会吧不要难受啊,秀才让我跟你说,他很对不起你,让你原谅他" }, { "from": "祝无双", "value": "他自己为什么不跟我说?" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "他到是敢,小郭的手段,你又不是没看见" }, { "from": "祝无双", "value": "我还是挺佩服她的,离开那么久,还能牢牢的抓住一个男人的心" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "那是她的运气好,要是当初是你碰到的秀才,那就没有小郭什么事了" }, { "from": "祝无双", "value": "你不用安慰我,我知道我跟她比我差在哪里" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "哪里呀?" }, { "from": "祝无双", "value": "她嘴甜啊,男人都喜欢听好话的" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "你刚说小郭嘴甜你是不是再开玩笑吧" }, { "from": "祝无双", "value": "没有啊,我亲耳听见的。她跟秀才说,以后不管他是渴了还是饿了" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "她那是故意说给你听的,你刚一走,她马上换了张嘴脸" }, { "from": "祝无双", "value": "那也是人家的手段嘛。秀才要是不喜欢她,么要受那个窝囊气呢" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "女人呀,么时候能自己做一回主" }, { "from": "祝无双", "value": "要是你能做主的话,你想干什么?" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "那我就让他亲手给我削一个苹果,然后亲手喂到我的" }, { "from": "祝无双", "value": "就这么点要求?" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "你不懂,目标不能定得太高了,否则一定会失望" }, { "from": "祝无双", "value": "那没有目标的话,就不会失望了" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "那也没有啥意思了啊" }, { "from": "祝无双", "value": "没意思" } ] }, { "id": "episode_37_chunk_1", "conversations": [ { "from": "祝无双", "value": "祝你过的比我幸福" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "干啥呢你,啊?" }, { "from": "祝无双", "value": "我水喝多了我起夜" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "穿成这样去起夜去?你也不嫌麻烦" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "祝你幸福 后会无期无双,你要上哪儿啊,跟哥说说" }, { "from": "祝无双", "value": "我怎么知道,走到哪儿算哪儿吧" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "既然你要走,先把欠我的还了" }, { "from": "祝无双", "value": "我欠你什么?" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "人情啊,总不能白收留你吧,啊" }, { "from": "祝无双", "value": "好,你想要什么先说好,我可没有钱" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "没钱你不还能做事嘛" }, { "from": "祝无双", "value": "什么意思?" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "你再留三天,把这个月干完,否则没法给你结工钱" }, { "from": "祝无双", "value": "三天就三天" } ] }, { "id": "episode_37_chunk_2", "conversations": [ { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "啊 ?三天" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "这都不错了,要不是我昨天晚上即使发现,无双现在说不定已经到了十八里铺了" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "但是好端端的,她凭啥要走啊?" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "一山不容二虎,好女不嫁二夫" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "说反了吧,应该是二女不嫁一夫呀" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "你甭管几夫了,都是吕秀才惹的祸" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "我可以想办法把她留下,但是你必须答应我一个要求" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "我答应,你只管提" } ] }, { "id": "episode_37_chunk_3", "conversations": [ { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "你们两个人过来" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "慢点儿吃,别噎着啊" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "您啥时候练的葵花宝典" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "昨儿晚上你才公公呢 都给我跪好了站着也行 立正那就稍息吧 听老佛爷作指示" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "一山不容二虎,一主不用二仆" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "是一仆不侍二主吧" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "就你明白呀,给我稍息老佛爷接着说" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "我刚才说到哪啦?" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "二仆" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "那是绝对不行的 一个店里面只需要一个杂役" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "为什么呀?" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "诗云 一个和尚挑水吃,两个和尚抬水吃" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "那是诗呢 那啥,可能诗经没写过后来失传了" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "经过再三的考虑和推敲,我决定让无双留下" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "凭什么呀,我哪点比她差了呀?" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "我还没有说完呢,让无双留下和小郭比一下,三局二胜,谁赢了,谁留下" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "先比哪个项目" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "女工每人一条手绢只比锈工" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "知道我这小半年都在家里干什么呢吗。跟我斗,跟我斗" }, { "from": "祝无双", "value": "师兄,我" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "啥都别说了,好好比千万别给师兄丢脸,啊" } ] }, { "id": "episode_37_chunk_4", "conversations": [ { "from": "白展堂", "value": "绣的是鸳鸯啊" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "谁告诉你的干什么,想偷题啊。走开,走开" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "谁稀得看呐 无双,好好绣啊,千万别给师兄丢脸" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "有杀气" }, { "from": "祝无双", "value": "这也许就是天意吧" } ] }, { "id": "episode_37_chunk_5", "conversations": [ { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "瞧好了,这可是经典" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "我看看怎么个经典身先士卒 报效朝廷。啥呀" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "呦,这是你绣的吗?" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "你以为呢 那是皇上的,笔迹,六扇门的兄弟,人手一条" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "好好好,不错不错不错妹儿,你的呢?" }, { "from": "祝无双", "value": "我远没有郭姑娘绣得好,就不用看了" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "既然绣了,就拿出来绣绣呗" }, { "from": "祝无双", "value": "真的不用了" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "哇噻,什么都没有绣哦~~" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "双儿你咋整的,我不让你好好比吗?" }, { "from": "祝无双", "value": "我认输了" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "哈哈,承让承让啊" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "算了算了,把手绢拿上来吧,进行下一个项目的比赛" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "咋的了?" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "谁说无双没有绣,她用的是红线绣的" }, { "from": "祝无双", "value": "不是红线,是血" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "你以为写血书呢,吓唬谁呢" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "双啊,行啊!都会写诗了现在" }, { "from": "祝无双", "value": "我只会这一首,是从碑帖上拓下来的" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "那也行啊" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "我看看作废作废" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "凭啥作废啊" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "那秀才都看不出来 不就跟白绣一样" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "这次比的是绣工 我宣布 无双胜出" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "凭什么呀?我哪点绣的比她差了" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "这么小的字你绣的出来吗" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "我黑哨 我抗议我抗议我抗议~~~~" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "把你的大嘴闭上抗议无效,再敢咆哮赛场,取消你比赛资格" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "听到了没有,下一个项目,还敢不敢比啊" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "比,凭什么不比,哪个项目" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "厨艺" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "知道我娘是怎么把我爹拴在家里的吗" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "用狗链儿" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "去! 想要拴住男人的心,就要拴住男人的胃。我娘就是这么教我的" } ] }, { "id": "episode_37_chunk_6", "conversations": [ { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "咋就两个菜呢" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "哎呀,餐多嚼不烂,就这俩菜,大家评分吧啊" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "哪道菜是你的呀" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "我呃,这怎么能告诉你呢,省得有人作弊" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "切~" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "你们自己尝吧" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "那我先来呗嗯,这宫爆鸡丁不错啊,深得我真传" }, { "from": "莫小贝", "value": "我尝尝那什么,我觉得这炒蛋不错,这是我第一次吃到这么好的蛋" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "你给我一边儿去,就睁着眼说瞎话的孩子这哪是鸡丁啊,这不凤凰丁吗,我选鸡丁" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "嗯,两道菜都不错,但是我觉得炒蛋更胜一筹" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "很好,现在二比二平了决定权在你" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "我同意掌柜的说法,炒蛋胜出" }, { "from": "祝无双", "value": "你们到底有没有味觉呀" }, { "from": "莫小贝", "value": "输了也不要骂人嘛,你还是有机会的" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "可是我没有机会了" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "啊?" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "我跟我娘,辛辛苦苦学了十几年,我就学会了这么一个宫爆鸡丁,我……" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "宫爆鸡丁是你做的啊?" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "呸 连这种比赛你们都要作弊啊,你们太过分了" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "芙妹~芙妹~" } ] }, { "id": "episode_37_chunk_13", "conversations": [ { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "芙妹你听我说" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "我什么都不要听,这种破店,我还不稀得呆呢" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "那个宫爆鸡丁真的是你抄的" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "不是我还能是你呀" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "可是,可是真的很好吃啊" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "那你为什么要说抄鸡蛋好吃" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "我以为那个蛋蛋是你抄的嘛,所以就……" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "你想帮我是吧 我告诉你,用不着我就会抄那么一个菜,但是我经典" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "真的很经典~~要不我再跟掌柜的说说 再加赛两场" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "用不着裁判不公,再加也就那么回事儿" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "这次不怨裁判。小贝的情况我不清楚,但我跟掌柜的,真的是想帮你" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "想帮我就帮成这样,那你们要想害我我还不死的很难看啊" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "我们大家都以为那个鸡蛋是你抄的" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "为什么" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "无双姑娘的厨艺之高 远远超出你的想象" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "那她,是想故意输给我了,为什么呀?" } ] }, { "id": "episode_37_chunk_14", "conversations": [ { "from": "祝无双", "value": "大家的好意无双心领了,可我必须得走" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "就为了那穷秀才,你至于吗" }, { "from": "祝无双", "value": "不是,我只是觉得这样的比赛没有意义" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "那哪中比赛有意义啊,你要是敢说,我就敢比" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "你都输了还比啥呀?" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "切~~刚才那两局不算,重新比" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "凭啥不算呐" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "就凭公里二字 是我的就是我的,不是我的白给我也不要,如果你不拿出你的真本事,好好跟我比一场,明天我就回京城" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "一路顺风,恕不远送" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "回家以后呢,我的第一件事,就是去报案" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "报啥案呐" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "有位朋友曾经买过私盐 有位朋友曾经销过贼赃 还有一位小朋友 老是叫别人帮她写作文" }, { "from": "莫小贝", "value": "我可是你那头儿的" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "小贝,你别怕,六扇门不管写作文的事" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "老白,你说他们管不管抓贼呢,盗圣" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "双,跟她比,我还就不信了 谁怕谁呀" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "对对对,跟她比,灭灭她威风" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "好好好,哎呀~我知道你不敢比,没关系,我给你一晚上的时间,你慢满考虑,明天一早,成就成了,不成就算了,反正他们几位的生死,就全在你的手里啦" } ] }, { "id": "episode_37_chunk_15", "conversations": [ { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "许愿的时候,把眼睛闭上,否则就不灵了" }, { "from": "祝无双", "value": "掌柜的" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "坐坐坐那个比赛考虑的怎么样了" }, { "from": "祝无双", "value": "我答应她,跟她比就是了" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "千万不要勉强,小郭这个人也是刀子嘴豆腐心,你就是不跟她比,她也不会把我们咋样的" }, { "from": "祝无双", "value": "我知道,我之所以跟她比赛,也并不全是为了你们" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "这是为啥呀?" }, { "from": "祝无双", "value": "我想给秀才最后一个机会,让他看清楚,到底谁更合适他" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "那他要是看不清楚呢?" }, { "from": "祝无双", "value": "那我即使走了,也没有什么遗憾" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "哎呀,没有那么严重,我说的两个留一个,并不是要赶你们俩谁走,一个可以当杂役,另外一个干点别的嘛~~" }, { "from": "祝无双", "value": "事情到了这个地步,输掉的那个,还有脸留下来吗" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "那就祝你好运吧" } ] }, { "id": "episode_37_chunk_17", "conversations": [ { "from": "白展堂", "value": "那么好,谁才是这个环节的真正赢家呢,是勤劳善良,踏实肯干的她,还是聪明伶俐,投机取巧的她,不要走开,广告之后告诉你" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "哎,又糊锅了,以后这工作还怎么做呀" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "还在用还在用铁锅炒菜吗?早就该换了,唐门不粘锅,采用四川最近的唐门度铜技术 受热面" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "用唐门不粘锅炒菜,你好" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "我也好" } ] }, { "id": "episode_37_chunk_19", "conversations": [ { "from": "白展堂", "value": "好,谁才是本环节的真正赢家呢,是天生丽质难自弃的她,还是回眸一笑百媚生的她。不要走开,广告之后告诉你" }, { "from": "莫小贝", "value": "嫂子,我能帮你洗衣服拉" }, { "from": "莫小贝", "value": "鸟牌皂角粉,洗出一代好掌门" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "欢迎收看全国收视率第一的古装综艺节目:我洗我洗我洗洗洗。好,在比赛结果揭晓之前呢,先让我们采访一下两位参赛选手。这位参赛选手,怎么样,有信心赢得本场比赛吗?" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "只要没有黑哨,我闭着眼睛都能赢她" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "说得好,正应了一句老话 光说不练假把式" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "主持人是个贼,传说中的盗圣就是他,就是他," }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "这位参赛选手真会说笑话,导播,把这段掐了啊,现在有请四位评委入场" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "哟,这是用啥洗的这么香" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "香有什么用 又不是比厨艺" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "这个你就不懂了,洗衣服也是一门生活的艺术,光是干净还远远不够 慢慢学着吧" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "喂,明明说好的呀,谁洗得干净算谁赢" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "但是无双人家也洗得也挺干净的啊,是不是" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "是是是" }, { "from": "莫小贝", "value": "无双姐姐,为什么啊" }, { "from": "祝无双", "value": "因为,我用了鸟牌皂角粉,它含有独特的超强去渍配方,去污能力极强,不伤衣服而且绝对不伤手,用用看,真的很好用哦" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "不伤手的哦" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "那我用的也是鸟牌的啊" }, { "from": "祝无双", "value": "因为啊 你忘记一样 这是我独制的芦荟香草汁" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "你,你作弊,我抗议啊,我抗议" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "抗议无效,我宣布本场比赛获胜者:祝无双" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "无双,作为本场比赛的卫冕成功,你想说什么吗" }, { "from": "祝无双", "value": "我觉得吧,经验我是谈不上,我其实也不想说什么,百分之九十九的努力加上百分之一的创意 就是百分之百的成功,谢谢谢谢大家" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "说得太好了,掌声鼓励作这位姑娘,为连输两场比赛的参赛选手,你有什么感想吗" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "一个字:爽!" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "好,那我就送你一句话,打碎的牙,千万别往肚子里咽" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "为啥呀" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "容易有内伤啊" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "你看他们四个欺负我是不是" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "谁,谁叫你技不如人嘛Next round I’ll try my best" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "我鄙视你" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "那么好,现在进行我们的第三个环节:我拖我拖我拖拖拖干啥玩意儿你啊" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "脱衣服啊,我跟她拼了" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "我说的拖,是拖地的拖,一个人半间屋子的地,谁擦得干净,谁就算赢" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "那么好,谁才是本场比赛的真正赢家呢,是屡战屡败,屡败屡战的她:还是越战越勇,永不言败的她。不要走开,广告之后告诉你" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "哎哟 哎哟" } ] }, { "id": "episode_37_chunk_21", "conversations": [ { "from": "白展堂", "value": "好,欢迎收看这一期的 《不比不知道 江湖真奇妙》你幸福不如我幸福,你满足不如我满足,观众朋友们,你们满不满足啊?" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "听不到,大声点儿,你们满不满足?" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "不满足~~" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "OK 那就哪儿凉快上哪儿呆着去" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "接下来我介绍一下今天到场的四位嘉宾 第一位,哇,好厉害啊,她就是来自同福客栈的佟掌柜" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "同福客栈,你梦中的理想港湾本店正在举行月末大酬宾活动,凭贵宾卡可以享受八至五折待遇,具体事宜请来人来函以及来而不往非礼也之洽谈" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "OK 现在我介绍下一位。他是谁呢哇,好厉害啊,她就是来自衡山派的掌门莫小贝" }, { "from": "莫小贝", "value": "外家出少林,内家归武当。衡山剑法,内外兼修,威力无穷,是你强身健体、 居家旅行、打家劫舍之必备必须以及必不可少之法宝。报名请咨询衡山武术学校具体地址请咨询衡山老鸦口,往北三十里,往东二百六十里,往西七千八百六十里……" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "OK,不要胡说八道了。下面我介绍第三位到场嘉宾。哇,他更厉害了,广东话讲他好厉害呀。他是谁呢?他就是,关中大侠 吕轻侯" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "咳……多读书,读好书这本武林外传,记载着江湖儿女千百年来的恩怨情仇,荡气回肠、精彩纷呈,读来让人茶饭不思一病不起,本书尚未出版,如有意向合作者请来我处面谈恳谈以及促膝长夜不眠之谈。" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "OK,好了,大侠不要在我们这里做广告了,介绍最后一位到场嘉宾。哇,更厉害呀,厉害得有些不象话啦。他是谁呢,他就是京城食神的唯一传人:李秀莲" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "叫我大嘴好了,李大嘴,男,二十七岁,未婚,体健貌端无婚房,有优良优秀以及优胜劣汰之" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "OK,下一位是" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "我还没说完呢" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "没时间了,还有两位参赛选手呢。好,现在隆重请出我们的两位参赛选手:第一位,无敌霸王:" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "早就准备好了,等死吧你" }, { "from": "祝无双", "value": "留着当笑柄去吧" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "那么好我介绍一下比赛规则:本场比赛,采取五局三胜制,在下面,我们进行的第一个环节是:" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "那么好,谁才是这个环节的真正赢家呢?是勤劳善良,踏实肯干的她:还是聪明伶俐,投机取巧的她,不要走开 广告之后告诉你" } ] }, { "id": "episode_37_chunk_23", "conversations": [ { "from": "白展堂", "value": "欢迎收看七侠镇收视率第一的古装综艺节目,我擦我擦我擦擦擦好了 两位参赛选手,以迅雷不及掩耳盗铃之势,擦完了两口锅。那么是勤劳的她擦得干净,还是贤惠的她干得漂亮呢。有请我们四大评委 镜头切过来—— 四位评委,你们手中的铜钱 放到你认定的铁锅中,谁锅里的钱多,谁就算赢——请四位评委入场" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "喂喂喂……" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "那么好,由大会评委会主席宣布比赛结果" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "我宣布 本场比赛的获胜者是:祝无双 " }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "好,祝无双,你作为本场比赛的大热门,也是唯一的获胜者,对一直拥护你的观众说两句吧" }, { "from": "祝无双", "value": "首先我要感谢我的爸爸妈妈,感谢他们对我的养育之恩:我还要感谢四位评委:最重要的,我是要感谢电视机前的观众朋友们:如果没有你们支持我" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "参赛选手很激动心情我们是可以理解的" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "行了行了 差不多行了啊" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "那么好,下面我介绍第二个环节:我洗我洗我洗洗洗——那么,本环节的要求是,谁在最短时间内洗干净,谁就算赢 " }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "好,谁才是本环节的真正赢家呢,是天生丽质难自弃的她,还是回眸一笑百媚生的她。不要走开,广告之后告诉你" } ] }, { "id": "episode_37_chunk_26", "conversations": [ { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "哎哟 哎哟" }, { "from": "祝无双", "value": "怎么拉,又闪着腰拉" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "不服老是不行啦" }, { "from": "祝无双", "value": "年纪大了,骨质疏松,身体提醒你,缺钙拉白驼山壮骨粉,北宋欧阳峰独家秘方,专为武林人士研制" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "可是我已经退出江湖啦" }, { "from": "祝无双", "value": "一样用得上啊,俗话说:人在江湖飘啊,谁能不挨刀啊。白驼山壮骨, 内用外服均有奇效,挨了刀涂一包,包你想挨第二刀" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "啊?" }, { "from": "祝无双", "value": "闪了腰服一包,活到二百不显老" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "好好好…" }, { "from": "祝无双", "value": "白驼山壮骨粉,青春的粉,友谊的粉" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "华山论剑指定营养品,本镇各大医馆药铺均有销售 购买时 请认准" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "黑蛤蟆防伪标志,呱呱……" } ] }, { "id": "episode_37_chunk_27", "conversations": [ { "from": "白展堂", "value": "好了,欢迎收看全球收视率第一的古装综艺节目:我拖我拖我拖拖拖,耶!好了,大家请看啊,站在我左边的是史上手脚最笨的郭芙蓉站在我右边的呢,是两届冠军祝无双和她精心打造的梦幻田园" }, { "from": "祝无双", "value": "首先我要感谢桃花牌地板蜡" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "差不多行了啊,还没到广告时间呢" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "好了,光从表面上看呢,我们看不出哪块地砖更干净,下面有请我们以眼神凌厉著称的资深捕头燕小六,燕先生让他来告诉我们 谁才是真正的赢家" }, { "from": "燕小六", "value": "我还得巡街去" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "好了,诸位观众,现在我宣布。获胜者是" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "慢着" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "啊?" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "在揭晓之前呢,我有话要说,地砖是让人来踩的。无双这块很干净,而且还打了蜡,但是我敢保证,没人可以在上面走上三步" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "谁说的,我现在就走给你看" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "吧唧" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "我这没留神没走好,我再来一遍" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "吧唧" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "我还就不信了我" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "吧唧" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "哈哈哈哈" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "你看看,连老白这么高的轻功都摔成这样,那其他人呢。到时候,恐怕连医药费就要赔死人的" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "经过评委会讨论 一致决定 本场比赛的获胜者是:郭芙蓉" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "耶,哈哈哈哈" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "好了,诸位观众 现在比分是二比一 无双遥遥领先,给无双掌声鼓励" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "我赢不是她赢" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "干啥玩意儿呢,就赢一局,你看你那样,人无双赢两局,人家说啥了,啥叫虚怀若谷啊,啥才叫德才兼备啊,再次给无双掌声鼓励好了,我们进行下一个环节。第四个环节:我拉我拉我拉拉拉拉拉拉 拉拉拉,我是拉客的小行家。我们第四个环节呢,就是谁在最短的时间内,拉到最多的客人,就算赢 二位请注意,各就各位,康桑阿米达 Music" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "加油 加油" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "那么好,谁才是真正的赢家呢,是偶尔获胜苟延残喘的她:还是胜不骄败不馁的她:不要走开,广告之后告诉你" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "干啥玩意啊 造反啊" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "一个小时的比赛,半个小时的广告" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "你糊弄谁呢 太不像话了" }, { "from": "莫小贝", "value": "就是嘛" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "那么好 应各位观众需求,我们现在取消了广告时间,改成现场直销不是,现场点击 现在有请我们的真情特派员:莫小贝" }, { "from": "莫小贝", "value": "OK" } ] }, { "id": "episode_37_chunk_28", "conversations": [ { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "看什么看哎,小六,好久不见你啊,你去哪里啊?" }, { "from": "燕小六", "value": "我去北家柳掌柜家吃饭去我" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "他们家饭有什么好吃的,你上我们那里去吃吧。你一边吃我一边给你按摩哦" }, { "from": "燕小六", "value": "行行行了,我这两天手头不大宽裕,等哪天发了工资再说啊" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "别再说嘛,你先欠着,回头发了工钱再还" }, { "from": "燕小六", "value": "那也不行,我还得存钱娶媳妇呢" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "燕小六,你是不是不想升职了,啊" }, { "from": "燕小六", "value": "你嘛意思" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "你要是肯在我这里吃,并且帮我多拉几个客人回来,今天所有的饭资都由本姑娘一人买单" }, { "from": "燕小六", "value": "不会吧你" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "你说呢" }, { "from": "燕小六", "value": "你不会放我鸽子吧你" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "我是那种人吗我" }, { "from": "燕小六", "value": "你 就你" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "行行行,打个欠条总行了吧" }, { "from": "燕小六", "value": "好,没问题,你等着,我去给你叫人啊" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "快去快去啊,多叫几个,越多越好啊别看别看,回去做功课去哎,过来过来,我跟你说啊,这事不许告诉任何人,要不然下辈子你都别想吃糖葫芦 听见没有" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "乖啊" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "好,好了欢迎收看全宇宙收视率第一的古装综艺节目,我拉我拉我拉拉拉" }, { "from": "祝无双", "value": "两位客官里边请 慢慢吃慢慢玩" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "拉这么半天来,才拉两个来" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "你一个还没拉来呢" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "你这什么急啊,大队人马马上就到" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "OK,我宣布,没那个必要啦,本次大赛正式进入到计时:十、九、八、七、六、五、四、" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "等会儿,为什么现在就截止啊,谁规定的" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "小郭,愿赌就要服输这就是游戏的规则" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "就是" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "什么狗屁规则,你们,你们,太欺负人了" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "说话不仅咆哮赛场" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "还吐主持人一脸泡沫" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "取消你的比赛资格!好好好好,给你最后一次翻盘的机会,啊" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "全宇宙的观众都在关注着你呢" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "耶~还是掌柜的疼我" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "疼你疼你,也疼你啊,你们俩听好了,每人一分钟,分别阐述一下留下的理由。谁说得好,谁就留下,谁先说" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "我我我,我先说那个,如果我留下的话,有位朋友可以天天吃到糖葫芦:还有位朋友能免费学到我的惊涛掌:还有位朋友能得到六扇门的免罪金牌:还有位朋友,能结识四大神捕喔,还因为假结婚败露跟他爹断绝父女关系:还有一位朋友能得到本姑娘的香吻一枚,话说完了" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "无双,你说,说" }, { "from": "祝无双", "value": "我还有必要说吗" }, { "from": "祝无双", "value": "说说说,必须说" }, { "from": "祝无双", "value": "算了吧,听天由命" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "那就开始投票好了,支持我的站过来谢谢大家支持,谢谢" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "呀呀呀呀,高兴啥呀,二比二平,你还没赢呢" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "嘿,看来你是不到黄河不死心呐,秀才" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "哈,对不起,我还是站在这边儿比较好" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": ":吕秀才,你小子有种" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "芙妹,芙妹你听我说" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "放手,放手" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "你输了比赛只是没面子,无双输了就什么都没了" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "少跟我来这套,你还学会边打边噜了是不是" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "我是说真的,无双很可怜的,从小父母双亡,一个人无依无靠四处漂泊,好容易找个安生的地方,没呆几天她就走了,这换了是你,你会怎么感受" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "我也是受害者啊,她留下了,我怎么办,啊" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "你可以回家呀,你随便去你想去的地方都可以的" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "好,你还给我下逐客令了是不是" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "我的意思是:不管你去哪儿我都跟你去,我这辈子都跟定你了,一步不落" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "侯哥~" }, { "from": "祝无双", "value": "这场比赛,我还是输了" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "无双" }, { "from": "祝无双", "value": "昨天晚上我对着流行许愿,只要我能赢得比赛,我愿意付出任何代价。我赢了,代价就是输掉这份原本就不属于我的感情,这就是天意吧" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "没关系,没关系的,友谊第一,比赛第二" }, { "from": "祝无双", "value": "我希望你们俩幸福,也希望我能够一路顺风" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "你要去哪里呀" }, { "from": "祝无双", "value": "江湖之大,处处为家,在这里失去的,也许我还能在其他的地方找回来呢。你不也是走了这么 多地方,才选择留在这里的吗" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "无双,那,你还回不回来了" }, { "from": "祝无双", "value": "也许会,也许不会,看天意吧" }, { "from": "祝无双", "value": "你要乖啊,多听你嫂子的话" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "还吐主持人一脸泡沫" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "取消你的比赛资格!好好好好,给你最后一次翻盘的机会,啊" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "全宇宙的观众都在关注着你呢" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "耶~还是掌柜的疼我" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "疼你疼你,也疼你啊,你们俩听好了,每人一分钟,分别阐述一下留下的理由。谁说得好,谁就留下,谁先说" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "我我我,我先说那个,如果我留下的话,有位朋友可以天天吃到糖葫芦:还有位朋友能免费学到我的惊涛掌:还有位朋友能得到六扇门的免罪金牌:还有位朋友,能结识四大神捕喔,还因为假结婚败露跟他爹断绝父女关系:还有一位朋友能得到本姑娘的香吻一枚,话说完了" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "无双,你说,说" }, { "from": "祝无双", "value": "我还有必要说吗" }, { "from": "祝无双", "value": "说说说,必须说" }, { "from": "祝无双", "value": "算了吧,听天由命" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "那就开始投票好了,支持我的站过来谢谢大家支持,谢谢" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "呀呀呀呀,高兴啥呀,二比二平,你还没赢呢" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "嘿,看来你是不到黄河不死心呐,秀才" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "哈,对不起,我还是站在这边儿比较好" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": ":吕秀才,你小子有种" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "芙妹,芙妹你听我说" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "放手,放手" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "你输了比赛只是没面子,无双输了就什么都没了" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "少跟我来这套,你还学会边打边噜了是不是" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "我是说真的,无双很可怜的,从小父母双亡,一个人无依无靠四处漂泊,好容易找个安生的地方,没呆几天她就走了,这换了是你,你会怎么感受" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "我也是受害者啊,她留下了,我怎么办,啊" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "你可以回家呀,你随便去你想去的地方都可以的" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "好,你还给我下逐客令了是不是" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "我的意思是:不管你去哪儿我都跟你去,我这辈子都跟定你了,一步不落" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "侯哥~" }, { "from": "祝无双", "value": "这场比赛,我还是输了" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "无双" }, { "from": "祝无双", "value": "昨天晚上我对着流行许愿,只要我能赢得比赛,我愿意付出任何代价。我赢了,代价就是输掉这份原本就不属于我的感情,这就是天意吧" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "没关系,没关系的,友谊第一,比赛第二" }, { "from": "祝无双", "value": "我希望你们俩幸福,也希望我能够一路顺风" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "你要去哪里呀" }, { "from": "祝无双", "value": "江湖之大,处处为家,在这里失去的,也许我还能在其他的地方找回来呢。你不也是走了这么 多地方,才选择留在这里的吗" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "无双,那,你还回不回来了" }, { "from": "祝无双", "value": "也许会,也许不会,看天意吧" } ] }, { "id": "episode_37_chunk_29", "conversations": [ { "from": "祝无双", "value": "你要乖啊,多听你嫂子的话" }, { "from": "莫小贝", "value": "我知道啦,无双姐。有啥好吃的,记得给我带回来啊" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "那还不捂馊了吗" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "馊不了。我妹儿就是出去转转。双儿,别贪玩,早点回来" }, { "from": "祝无双", "value": "嗯,等我找到如意郎君,一定第一时间带回来给你们看" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "好" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "找不找也没关系,这不还有我大嘴呢" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "美不死你" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "双儿,这是你这两个月的的工钱省着点花啊" }, { "from": "祝无双", "value": "这么多" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "干得好自然就拿的多嘛有些人一辈子也拿不到这么多钱" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "无双,那你有空写信给我们啊,我会替秀才想念你的" }, { "from": "祝无双", "value": "哦,这个东西,麻烦你教给秀才" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "这里面装的啥呀" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "我一定会转交给他的,你放心好了" }, { "from": "祝无双", "value": "大家保重,后会有期" }, { "from": "祝无双", "value": "后会有期" }, { "from": "祝无双", "value": "我会想你们的" }, { "from": "祝无双", "value": "我们也会想你的" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "一路小心啊" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "小心啊" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "双儿,慢点走啊" }, { "from": "莫小贝", "value": "再见无双姐" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "来个信啊" }, { "from": "莫小贝", "value": "再见无双姐" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "路上小心啊" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "走了,走了" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "没事没事,他很快就会回来的" } ] }, { "id": "episode_38_chunk_1", "conversations": [ { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "哎呀,也不知道无双怎么样了。找到意中人了没有。" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "嘿,人家刚走三天。" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "真正的缘分呀,就是在弹指一挥间,没准哪天一抬头,我的真命天子呀,就在外头等着我呢!" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "哎呀,说曹操曹操就到了。来来来,进来进来。" }, { "from": "邱小冬", "value": "上碗茶。" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "好。" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "就是到得早了几年。你是来找小贝的吧?" }, { "from": "邱小冬", "value": "对呀。她人呢?" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "她还没有起床呢。我这就给你叫她去。啊。" }, { "from": "邱小冬", "value": "您快着点啊。再晚呀,就赶不上开坝了。" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "开什么坝呀?" }, { "from": "邱小冬", "value": "西凉河坝呀!哦,先生回家过中秋,放我们几天假。小贝呢,就约我一块儿去捞鱼。" } ] }, { "id": "episode_38_chunk_2", "conversations": [ { "from": "莫小贝", "value": "哎呀,我书包呢,我头绳呢,我衣裳呢!" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "哎,小朋友啊,你自己去吧,啊,小贝去不了了。" }, { "from": "邱小冬", "value": "你是伙计吧。" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "恩,对。" }, { "from": "邱小冬", "value": "一边呆着去。" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "嘿~" }, { "from": "邱小冬", "value": "掌柜的,我们难得放一次假,您就高抬贵手,放她一马吧!" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "好,那我就给你个面子,高抬贵手。打她个人仰马翻" }, { "from": "邱小冬", "value": "体罚是不对的,不罚更不对,棍棒底下出孝子嘛,您随便打,我就不参观了。千万别说是我告的密啊。伙计,这茶叶渣子你也敢给人喝啊。" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "嗨,这小玩意儿~~~气人。" } ] }, { "id": "episode_38_chunk_3", "conversations": [ { "from": "莫小贝", "value": "烦死了烦死了,那么晚才叫我起床。" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "着急忙慌得上哪去呀?" }, { "from": "莫小贝", "value": "书院啊,我得赶快走了,迟到了先生又该打我手板了。" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "站住!" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "再给你最后一个机会。到底上哪去?" }, { "from": "莫小贝", "value": "书院哪~后头的西凉河。" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "哼哼,算你识相。先生放假为啥不告诉我?" }, { "from": "莫小贝", "value": "他放假就应该他来找你说呀。我真来不及了。那个午饭你给我留着啊,嫂子。你又想干嘛?" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "老白。" }, { "from": "莫小贝", "value": "啊啊~~我不去,我不去!佟湘玉,我恨你一辈子!" } ] }, { "id": "episode_38_chunk_4", "conversations": [ { "from": "莫小贝", "value": "你放我出去!放我出去!" }, { "from": "莫小贝", "value": "放我出去,放我出去!" } ] }, { "id": "episode_38_chunk_5", "conversations": [ { "from": "莫小贝", "value": "哼,烦死了。烦死啦!我又没逃学,先生放的假,凭啥不让我去!凭啥!佟湘玉,你一定会遭报应的!" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "干啥呢,小贝!哎哟哟哟,没事儿吧啊?没事儿吧啊?" }, { "from": "莫小贝", "value": "没事儿。" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "哎呀你说你生气就生气,你怎么能拿这些东西撒气呢?" }, { "from": "莫小贝", "value": "这个包袱,不是无双姐让你转交给秀才的吗?" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "谁说的?不许说出去!" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "小贝!" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "小贝!咋了这是!" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "哎呀我的小贝呀,你吓死我咧!" }, { "from": "莫小贝", "value": "我没事儿,有事儿也用不着你管。" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "呀!咋起了这么大一个包?疼不疼?疼不疼?" }, { "from": "莫小贝", "value": "不疼!我都说了,有事儿用不着你管。" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "看我干嘛?又不是我弄的。" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "你就在屋里咋不看着点她呢?哦~~敢情不是你的娃,但是你也这么大的人了,一点责任心都没有吗?你们武林中人,一个一个的,不是号称行侠仗义吗?你的侠肠义胆让耗子给啃了吧!" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "行了行了,我错了还不行吗?惹不起我还躲不起你!" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "不用躲!我们躲着你!过来。" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "换个地方藏吧。" }, { "from": "莫小贝", "value": "轻点揉~" } ] }, { "id": "episode_38_chunk_6", "conversations": [ { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "这帐是不是有问题呀。" }, { "from": "莫小贝", "value": "我出去看看啊!" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "有啥好看的吗?给我站住!" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "你怎么走路的,脑门上没长眼睛呐!" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "脑门上长眼睛那是杨戬!" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "谁?" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "二郎神啊!" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "还敢满地找包袱。信不信我~~" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "说翻脸就翻脸。别打!" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "哎哎哎小贝小贝!哎呀。这个包袱在哪见过呢?" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "哎!我的包袱我来收。" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "在哪见过呀。" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "梦里。" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "梦里见包?怪不得小贝头上撞了个大包。小贝,嫂子对不起你!" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "好险。" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "什么好险?" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "关你什么事儿?以后走路小心点。不要到处乱撞。" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "哎呀,我想起来了,这个包是那个祝——" } ] }, { "id": "episode_38_chunk_8", "conversations": [ { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "侯哥,这见衣服是专门给你的。" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "这就对了嘛,知错就改。" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "拿去试穿一下,哪儿不合适,我帮你改。" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "芙妹~~" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "行了行了,赶紧去穿吧,啊。" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "好嘞。" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "我咋觉得哪儿不太对劲儿,他以为是你做的" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "那是他以为,我说什么了吗。侯哥,这见衣服是专门给你的,拿去试穿一下,哪儿" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "你真是太阴险了!" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "我不仅阴险,我还很毒辣,你可千万不要说出去,要不然就~~" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "你想咋嘛?" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "女人为了捍卫爱情可什么都干得出来有哟,你自己琢磨一下哦,HOHOHO~~~~~~" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "芙妹,我错了,我以前真的看错你了。" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "看错什么了?" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "你非但不蠢不笨不粗不鲁,恰恰相反,你真的是太聪明太能干太贤惠啦。我这辈子,第一次穿到这么贴身,这么舒服的衣裳。只有织女下凡,才能有这么巧夺天工的手艺啊。" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "那你就一直穿着,穿到进棺材好了。" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "你,你最好一辈子都别脱,脏死你算啦!" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "什么好险?" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "关你什么事儿?以后走路小心点。不要到处乱撞。" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "哎呀,我想起来了,这个包是那个祝——" } ] }, { "id": "episode_38_chunk_11", "conversations": [ { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "你要敢说出来我就一掌——" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "嗯?" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "拍死我自己。" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "你拍死你自己吧!这可是人家无双给秀才的你凭啥扣下来?" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "切,就她手艺好,就她会做衣服?就她知道疼人?走都走了还跟我来这手,缺不缺德!" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "也不知道谁缺德。" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "我缺德行了吧?我那点德都让耗子给啃了行了吧?" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "不行,你说啥也不行。赶紧把东西还给人家。" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "切!" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "你不还是吧?秀才!" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "行行行我自己还!拿过来!" } ] }, { "id": "episode_38_chunk_13", "conversations": [ { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "哎哎哎哎,你还是歇会儿吧。这是我的家当又不是你的秀才。" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "甭管我。这口气我必须得泄干净否则我憋得难受!" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "早知今日何必当初呀!" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "哼。我天呐,你这怎么弄的呀?" }, { "from": "莫小贝", "value": "不用你管。气死我了。有吃的没有?" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "你到底是气还是饿呀?" }, { "from": "莫小贝", "value": "连气带饿又气又饿。我好不容易到河边,坝早就开完了。我两个鱼影都没见着。" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "你还真的去捞鱼啦!莫小贝,气死我了你。坐下!" }, { "from": "莫小贝", "value": "我是带假之人啊,不比往常。你说呢,传说中的郭女侠?" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "哪凉快回哪呆着去啊!" }, { "from": "莫小贝", "value": "名震江湖的白大侠?" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "我就一跑堂的。" }, { "from": "莫小贝", "value": "哎,那也决定了客栈的生死存亡啊!" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "你少来这套。" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "你给我住嘴啊。家法第16条是怎么说的?" }, { "from": "莫小贝", "value": "没有大人的陪同下,严禁接近一切有水的地方,括号,包括水井,括号完。" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "违者怎么处理啊。" }, { "from": "莫小贝", "value": "罚抄劝学三边遍——可我是带假之人啊!" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "带病也没有用!展堂,准备纸笔,家法伺候。" }, { "from": "莫小贝", "value": "喂,你还讲不讲理啊!" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "你讲呀,多拿点纸,改抄五百遍。" }, { "from": "莫小贝", "value": "你这人怎么这样啊!" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "七百遍!" }, { "from": "莫小贝", "value": "我要回衡山!" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "一千遍!" }, { "from": "莫小贝", "value": "我错了——" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "一千五百遍!" }, { "from": "莫小贝", "value": "我已经认错了!" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "两千遍!" }, { "from": "莫小贝", "value": "你,你欺人太甚!" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "两千五百遍!" }, { "from": "莫小贝", "value": "我,我跟你拼了!" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "哎哎" }, { "from": "莫小贝", "value": "放开我,你放开我,你有本事别请外援,咱俩一对一单挑啊你,咱俩好好来一局啊你!" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "你是掌门呀,我是掌柜的,隔行如隔山,咱俩怎么斗呀?" }, { "from": "莫小贝", "value": "大不了,我也当掌柜的,肯定比你强一百倍!" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "有这闲功夫还是把两千五先抄了去吧!" }, { "from": "莫小贝", "value": "佟湘玉,你这个懦妻!" }, { "from": "莫小贝", "value": "懦?懦妻?" }, { "from": "莫小贝", "value": "男的是懦夫,女的当然是懦妻了。" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "岂有此理,五千遍,拉出去抄了!" }, { "from": "莫小贝", "value": "十八年以后,我还是好汉!" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "一万遍,不抄完就不许吃饭!" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "掌柜的,这有点儿过了啊。" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "罚归罚,你这也不能太狠了。" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "万一给孩子饿个好歹,谁负责啊。" }, { "from": "莫小贝", "value": "甭说了,让她好好饿死我算了。" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "你还是不服是吧。就是想当掌柜的是吧,给你机会,就三天。你要是能挣到三两银子,就算你赢。" }, { "from": "莫小贝", "value": "有什么好处啊?" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "你要是赢了,那一万遍就给你免了,另外每个月还给你多加五十文的零花钱。但你要是输了,不但要抄书,而且从今往后,衣服自己洗,饭碗自己刷,所有的家务,全都自己负责,你们谁要敢说情,全部开除!" }, { "from": "莫小贝", "value": "太狠了吧,好,我答应你,但是我有个条件。" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "你说吧。" }, { "from": "莫小贝", "value": "在此期间,你们所有人,包括你,都得听从我的调配。" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "没有问题,从明天起,你就是掌柜的了!" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "莫掌柜,我啥时候跟你汇报一下我的思想?" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "莫掌柜,你先把你的猫脸给洗了去吧。" }, { "from": "客人", "value": "掌柜的,算帐!" }, { "from": "莫小贝", "value": "哦哦哦——拿钱呐!" } ] }, { "id": "episode_38_chunk_14", "conversations": [ { "from": "莫小贝", "value": "好好算帐!" }, { "from": "莫小贝", "value": "算完了吗?" }, { "from": "邱小冬", "value": "啊,算出来了。他们最火的时候呢,每天平均是六钱银子。三天呢,就是一两八钱。" }, { "from": "莫小贝", "value": "那你说,她为啥给我定三两呢?" }, { "from": "莫小贝", "value": "太阴险了。" }, { "from": "邱小冬", "value": "嗯,所谓无奸不商嘛!" }, { "from": "莫小贝", "value": "今儿就算栽在她手上。走吧!" }, { "from": "邱小冬", "value": "哎?哪去呀你?" }, { "from": "莫小贝", "value": "抄书啊!一万遍,咱俩一人五千。" }, { "from": "邱小冬", "value": "那得抄到啥时候去呀?那你也别灰心呀,既然是客栈嘛,那就得以食为纲,顾客第一。" }, { "from": "莫小贝", "value": "什么纲什么一?你别绕来绕去有话直说好不好啊?" }, { "from": "邱小冬", "value": "以食为纲嘛,就是指菜色要好。这方面咱们估计没什么戏了。" }, { "from": "莫小贝", "value": "那那个那个~顾客第一呢?" }, { "from": "邱小冬", "value": "顾客第一嘛,就是充分满足客人的要求。客人喜欢什么,你就给他们什么。" }, { "from": "莫小贝", "value": "我哪儿知道他们喜欢什么呀?" }, { "from": "邱小冬", "value": "你把自己想象成客人不就得了吗。如果你来这儿打尖或者住店,你最希望这儿有什么?" }, { "from": "莫小贝", "value": "我要是客人的话……哦,我明白啦!嘿嘿~~" } ] }, { "id": "episode_38_chunk_15", "conversations": [ { "from": "邱小冬", "value": "掌柜的,茶。" }, { "from": "莫小贝", "value": "我知道,你们中的某些人对我很有意见,有意见可以提嘛,不要在背后煽阴风点鬼火,这种行为,很让人不齿。" }, { "from": "邱小冬", "value": "不齿。" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "他俩不会是在说我吧。" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "好象是你,但我在感情上也支持你。" }, { "from": "莫小贝", "value": "我还知道,你们中的某些人,对这个店很有贡献。" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "说我呢,热烈鼓掌,哎呀,瞧瞧人家这份儿,这才叫掌柜的。" }, { "from": "莫小贝", "value": "但是,就算有天大的贡献,也不能躺在功名簿上吃老本儿。" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "嗯?" }, { "from": "莫小贝", "value": "我把丑话说在前头,谁要是敢阻拦我的治理客栈,就让谁哪儿凉快上哪儿待着去。" }, { "from": "邱小冬", "value": "呆着去。" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "嗯?" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "说的好,极其热烈,接近疯狂地鼓掌。" }, { "from": "莫小贝", "value": "好好好,我的话你们都听明白了吗?" }, { "from": "邱小冬", "value": "听明白了吗?" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "还不太明白,你到底什么意思?" }, { "from": "莫小贝", "value": "我的意思是说,如果你肯说书,我就肯分你点儿茶钱。如果你不肯,我就到燕捕头那汇报点儿情况" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "你汇报什么情况啊?" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "住嘴!我说你这孩子哪儿学来那么多损招儿啊。" }, { "from": "莫小贝", "value": "说不说你自己决定" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "你想听哪段啊?" }, { "from": "莫小贝", "value": "我说了不算,得由客人来决定,知道这叫什么吗,顾客第一。你们俩好好学着,走!邱小冬:好好学着。" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "哎哟,我倒要看看能带来什么生意。" }, { "from": "邱小冬", "value": "听书免费,各色茶点,随便您挑。莫掌柜有请!" }, { "from": "莫小贝", "value": "哎,您里便请!" }, { "from": "莫小贝", "value": "好好~哎?你进去干嘛?出去出去!" }, { "from": "小米", "value": "刚才我不是听人说,听书免费吗?" }, { "from": "莫小贝", "value": "是啊,这听书免费可这茶水费可不免呀?" }, { "from": "小米", "value": "我给你钱。给。" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "话说天地初开之时,东方有一敖来国,旁边就是大海,大海里有一花果山……" }, { "from": "小米", "value": "花果山,西游记嘛,哎呀,都听八十多回啦,你换一个换一个。" }, { "from": "小米", "value": "换一个换一个。" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "停停,我问你,谁让你进来的" }, { "from": "小米", "value": "哎,咋回事嘛,我可是交过茶钱的,莫掌柜。" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "话说北宋,哲宗时期,开封府有一浪荡子,姓高,叫……" }, { "from": "小米", "value": "高俅,哎呀,水浒传嘛,我都听八百多回了,你换换新鲜点的中不中。" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "我这是给你面子啊话说商朝……" }, { "from": "小米", "value": "封神演义,八千多回了。" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "话说隋末……" }, { "from": "小米", "value": "隋唐演义,八万多回了都。" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "话说宋仁宗……" }, { "from": "小米", "value": "三侠五义,哎呀,倒着都能背下来!" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "你都懂你都会啊,来,你来,来来来,你说,我伺候不了你了,你来来来!" }, { "from": "小米", "value": "哎哎哎,别,你这啥态度吗,啊,这可都是交了茶钱的啊,提点意见中不中,啊,你说大家对不对?" }, { "from": "小米", "value": "对对对……" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "这下可怎么收场呀" }, { "from": "莫小贝", "value": "用不着你管,过来呀。" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "干啥?" }, { "from": "莫小贝", "value": "人家可都交了银子的。" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "算算,算算。" }, { "from": "邱小冬", "value": "这些铜板换成银子,至少八钱。" }, { "from": "莫小贝", "value": "干嘛?抢钱呐?" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "不是说好了吗,挣了钱分我点儿。" }, { "from": "莫小贝", "value": "放心,我说话算话的,来,伸手。" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "谢谢,三文?" }, { "from": "莫小贝", "value": "买几颗胖大海润润嗓子,明儿个还有七八十场呢!" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "七八十场?!你们还让不让人活了?啊?" }, { "from": "莫小贝", "value": "你不想说是吧?你不说我说。反正你那点事儿我都知道。哥,到时候我说漏了嘴你可别怪我啊。" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "呵呵~不是~贝啊~我说,我说。" }, { "from": "莫小贝", "value": "说" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "我这是造的哪门子孽呀我。" }, { "from": "莫小贝", "value": "耶!" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "天呐天呐天呐!怎么这么乱呀?这可怎么收拾吗?" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "我来帮你收拾。" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "你怎么穿成这个样子?" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "呵呵~为了你呀,我特意穿了三层。里外各一层,又把你送给我的那件衣裳穿在中间,这样,既不会穿脏了又能时时刻刻感受到你的一片心意。呵呵~是不是很天才?" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "天才之极就是蠢才!滚开!你不要挡着我干活!走开走开走开啦!" } ] }, { "id": "episode_38_chunk_16", "conversations": [ { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "穿也不是不穿也不是,到底该怎么办吗?" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "这事儿啊……" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "包在你身上啦?" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "我还真不敢全包。我顶多帮你打听打听,她心里想啥呢。" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "算啦,我都问不出来,就更别说你啦。" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "我跟你情况不一样,我是局外人。她撒娇也不能撒到我脑袋上来啊。" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "撒娇?你是说她其实是在撒娇?" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "有可能。真就在撒娇呢。" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "原来如此。呵呵呵呵~~~唉……" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "又咋地了大哥?" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "就算是在撒娇那我又该怎么办吗?" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "遇到这种情况呢一般有两招第一招是姑苏慕容家的看家绝学叫“以彼之道,还施彼身”。" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "她撒我对着撒?" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "没错儿。第二招呢就是少林寺的镇寺之功叫金刚狮子吼。" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "听着蛮厉害的。那到底该怎么吼呢?" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "你看着啊。老实点儿啊,再来劲小心我一巴掌抽死你信不信?" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "这方法不合适我。" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "那你就用第一招呗!" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "就这么定了。我就不信腻不死她,哼哼,实在不行我就用第二招。" } ] }, { "id": "episode_38_chunk_17", "conversations": [ { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "嗨!" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "拜托,你呀下次出现之前,先打个招呼行不行。" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "嗨~" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "你没事儿吧你?" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "有你保护人家,人家怎么会有事呢~~" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "你好好说话,别找不自在啊。" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "呀,那人家说错什么了呀~~~。" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "我最后警告你一次啊,请使用人类的语言跟我交谈。" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "讨厌了啦,你再这样人家就不理你了啦~~" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "吕秀才,你到底想干什么啊?" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "想干什么,我就不信了。老实点儿,再来劲儿,小心我一耳刮子我抽死你!" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "嘿?!我这爆脾气,你说什么,你给我再说一遍,啊。" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "跟我没关系,大嘴说的,你别过来,别过来,再过来我跳井了。" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "大功告成!" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "老白你嗓子怎么成这个样子了?" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "怎么啦?" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "让烟熏的,舍得一身剐,敢把皇帝拉下马。" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "哪个皇帝啊?" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "莫小贝,嘿,敢跟我斗,她还嫩点儿" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "咋回事儿吗,咋回事儿,啊?" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "厨房没事儿,嗓子倒啦,没法儿说书啦。" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "那可咋办呀,我听说人家莫掌柜,只赚了八钱银子。" }, { "from": "莫小贝", "value": "用不着你操心,我的事儿,我自有办法。" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "这么晚了上哪儿去?" }, { "from": "莫小贝", "value": "哎,掌柜的去哪儿,需要跟一个小杂役汇报吗?" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "愣着干啥?赶紧看看去呀。" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "嗓子倒了,去不了。" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "你靠嗓子走路呀?及时汇报啊。算了我还是自己去吧。" } ] }, { "id": "episode_38_chunk_27", "conversations": [ { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "哎?你也睡不着啊?" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "谁说的?我睡得香着呢。我现在……是梦游。" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "哎?你梦里也能见到我呀?你不在的时候啊,我天天都梦到你的。" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "我也梦到过你呀。两三次了。" } ] }, { "id": "episode_38_chunk_28", "conversations": [ { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "说真的,如果我和无双是同时出现在你面前的,你会选谁啊?" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "选你啊,这个问题我已经回答了无数遍了。" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "那人家就是不能确定一定以及肯定嘛。" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "嗯?" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "她那么贤惠,还那么聪明,又漂亮,怎么看都比我强。" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "那也就是看着贤惠,活儿未必行的。就拿那衣裳来说,你问她她能做得出来吗?" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "~那如果……就是无双做的你会怎么办?" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "啊?" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "我是说如果。" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "那就还给她。你再重新再给我做一件嘛。" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "切,就怕你穿习惯了都舍不得脱下来。" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "不——可——能!我这个人呐,从来不讲究吃穿的。我喜欢你就是因为你诚实可信从不撒谎。真的,这是两个人相处的最重要的原则,连这个都做不到的话,什么白头偕老钟爱一生,全都是白日做梦。" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "候哥,我跟你说实话吧,其实——" } ] }, { "id": "episode_38_chunk_29", "conversations": [ { "from": "莫小贝", "value": "开会啦——开会啦——开会啦开会啦——" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "开会了。当心点啊,当心点儿……" } ] }, { "id": "episode_38_chunk_30", "conversations": [ { "from": "莫小贝", "value": "喂,醒醒,醒醒。" }, { "from": "邱小冬", "value": "哦,肃静,肃静,肃静。" }, { "from": "莫小贝", "value": "人家本来就挺肃静的。" }, { "from": "邱小冬", "value": "醒醒,醒醒!下面由我们敬爱的莫掌柜发言,热烈鼓掌!" }, { "from": "莫小贝", "value": "好了,好了,这么晚把大家叫起来,实在是很抱歉啊。" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "没事儿,我们原谅你。" }, { "from": "莫小贝", "value": "回来回来回来,谁让你们走的,我话还没说完呢。这个,明天呢,是我上任的第二天,也是呢,倒数第二天,最关键的时刻。这某些人呢,却掉了链子,他以为这样呢就能难得住我,我免费送他两个字儿:做梦。" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "行行行,你到底什么意思就直说好不好,我们明天还得早起咧。" }, { "from": "莫小贝", "value": "明儿一早呢,你们每个人都得出一个节目。" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "又不是戏班子,出啥节目嘛。" }, { "from": "莫小贝", "value": "只要是你擅长,而别人又不会的,都行。" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "那我就擅长炒菜,你合着不能让我拎一个铁锅给大家炒着看吧。" }, { "from": "莫小贝", "value": "炒就算了,一点儿观赏性都没有,我建议你,你现在就去练练那个刀法,把你那个那个什么,左青龙,右白虎结合起来,去练去练。" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "结合结合……" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "那我呢,我啥也不会。" }, { "from": "莫小贝", "value": "哎哟,白吃干饭,哎,我说嫂子,你从哪儿找来一个菜鸟啊。" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "咳咳咳……咱这个店可是从他手里盘过来的哦,莫掌柜。" }, { "from": "莫小贝", "value": "既然你啥都不会,就朗诵个诗吧,凑个数,去吧去吧。" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "那我连诗也不会背,没有办法了哦。" }, { "from": "邱小冬", "value": "你可以报幕啊,最好用官话报,否则别人看了咱们这草台班子太土了。" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "我就是用外文报,它也是个草台班子。我把娃抱回去睡吧。" }, { "from": "莫小贝", "value": "用得着你管呐,去准备你节目去。嗯,还有小郭姐姐,我建议呀你和白大哥呢,联合呢表演一个惊涛掌碎大石怎么样?" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "切,我是一杂役,又不是卖艺的。" }, { "from": "莫小贝", "value": "嗯,那个,秀才那衣服挺不错的,那个布料哪儿买的?" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "咳咳咳~嗯~不就碎大石嘛,小菜一碟,啊醒醒啊。" }, { "from": "莫小贝", "value": "白大哥你呢,惊涛掌碎大石这个节目,你有两个选择,一个呢,是演大石板。另一个呢是演大石板底下的人,你选择吧" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "我还是演人吧……" } ] }, { "id": "episode_38_chunk_31", "conversations": [ { "from": "莫小贝", "value": "客官您里便请!哎哟谢谢您里边请里便请。哎哟谢老板您又来了里边请里便请!人都到得差不多了,开始吧。" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "秋风送爽,百花争艳,在这个今儿个咱老百姓真呀真高兴的日子里,我怀着你快乐所以我也也快乐的心情,向大家正式宣布:演出正式开始。表演第一个节目,表演者,吕轻侯,大家热烈鼓掌!" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "开始了啊,咦~~~哟嘿!危呼高~哉,蜀道之难~~~难于上青天~~" }, { "from": "小米", "value": "节目之烂,烂过臭鸡蛋!" }, { "from": "群众", "value": "卧到!" }, { "from": "邱小冬", "value": "自己人,别打了。" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "第二个节目:旋风菜刀,表演者,李大嘴,大家鼓掌!。" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "左青龙,右白虎,左青龙,右白虎,呀!!啊,血!" }, { "from": "邱小冬", "value": "快点儿抬走别打,自己人!" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "再次感谢大家的厚爱,第三个节目,也是本次演出的压轴节目,惊涛掌碎大石,热烈鼓掌!" }, { "from": "小米", "value": "哎哎哎,大家这个节目可值得看啊,你要敢拿石膏板糊弄我,得赔双倍钱啊。咦,我看这钉子咋有点儿钝呐,这石头是真的不是,我看像假的。" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "是真的……" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "那你拍一个试试!你要能把它拍碎了,我倒赔你十倍的茶钱!" }, { "from": "群众", "value": "拍一个,拍一个,拍一个!" }, { "from": "小米", "value": "既然大家都那么看的起我,我就给大家表演一下,降龙十八掌的厉害啊。嘿嘿嘿嘿~~~亢龙有悔!亢龙有悔!亢龙有悔!亢龙有悔!啊啊啊呀呀呀~老兄,你真是厉害啊……我的天呐……" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "咋的了,啊?他说风雨中,这点痛算什么,擦干泪……啊啊啊啊!!" } ] }, { "id": "episode_38_chunk_32", "conversations": [ { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "当心当心,放下放下。" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "哎哟哟哟哟~~~" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "快点扶一下,扶一下呀!轻点轻点~来来来,先休息会儿。快快。你俩回屋休息去吧。" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "哎。没事儿吧。" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "哎,小贝呀?你白大哥的医药费是不是应该你出呀?" }, { "from": "莫小贝", "value": "凭啥呀?又不是我敲的钉子。" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "唉?你现在是掌柜的,节目是你设计的吧?伙计现在出了事儿你不管?" }, { "from": "莫小贝", "value": "我……管就管,药单子呢?" }, { "from": "莫小贝", "value": "啥?这么多钱!?" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "哟,看你说的,看啥病不得花钱呀?" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "再说了,这也不多呀。一两八钱,你这两天挣的不正好扯平了吗?" }, { "from": "莫小贝", "value": "你说得倒轻巧,那可都是我的血汗钱呐!" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "节目都是别人出的,有你啥血汗呢,啊?" }, { "from": "莫小贝", "value": "是,我是没有出力气,但是我出心思了呀。" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "招儿都是人家邱小东想的,有你啥心思?" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "有这样的掌柜吗?有这样的掌柜吗?" }, { "from": "莫小贝", "value": "我,我给你付医药费!这总行了吧!" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "有魄力!还剩下一天时间,祝你早日挣到三两银子,OK。走" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "不用扶,银子都拿上了,快走!" } ] }, { "id": "episode_38_chunk_33", "conversations": [ { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "哎哎哎,扛的啥?我看看我看看。天地无极羹?哟,还是百年宫廷秘方呀。" }, { "from": "邱小冬", "value": "我这是爸花了大价钱从御膳房弄来的,一般人,我还不给呢。" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "哟,就这么个羹就想白赚三两银子呀?" }, { "from": "邱小冬", "value": "你以为谁都吃得起吗?" }, { "from": "莫小贝", "value": "就是。" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "哟,要真的这么灵,那各大饭庄还不早都卖疯了?" }, { "from": "邱小冬", "value": "在这里边,光是燕窝和鱼翅就没几个人见过。" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "切,燕窝和鱼翅,我看你从哪儿弄去。" }, { "from": "莫小贝", "value": "去厨房啊,燕窝,俺们就用银耳来代替;那个鱼翅呢,我们就用那个粉丝来冒充了。" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "那你这不是坑人吗,不行,绝对不行,咱这个店,好不容易有点儿声誉,经不起这么折腾啊。" }, { "from": "邱小冬", "value": "你放心,真正的有钱人,他吃的就是这价钱,才不在乎这三两银子呢!" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "三两银子啊!" }, { "from": "莫小贝", "value": "对呀,每碗三两,我们只要卖出一碗,就齐活啦!" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "哟,那你俩就好好卖吧,啊,我看你俩哪辈子能卖得出去。" }, { "from": "莫小贝", "value": "客官您里边请嘞!尝尝我们的天地无极羹啊——" }, { "from": "邱小冬", "value": "百年宫廷秘方啊——" } ] }, { "id": "episode_38_chunk_34", "conversations": [ { "from": "邱小冬", "value": "只剩下半个时辰了。" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "还不到半个时辰了。" }, { "from": "邱小冬", "value": "大不了,我替你抄那五千遍得了。" }, { "from": "莫小贝", "value": "用不着。哪怕剩一秒钟我也不会放弃的。" }, { "from": "小米", "value": "哎?这写的啥呀?" }, { "from": "莫小贝", "value": "天地无极羹。" }, { "from": "小米", "value": "这多钱一碗?" }, { "from": "莫小贝", "value": "三两银子一碗,但绝不还价呀。" }, { "from": "邱小冬", "value": "哎呀,你跟他说这个干嘛呀?他要是想吃,他掏得起那钱吗他?" }, { "from": "小米", "value": "嗯嗯?你这咋说话呢?好,我今天就叫你瞧瞧,什么叫深藏不露。" }, { "from": "莫小贝", "value": "哇哇~~~" }, { "from": "邱小冬", "value": "咱们就要赢了。" }, { "from": "莫小贝", "value": "对呀对呀,就要赢了。" }, { "from": "莫小贝", "value": "哇塞!" }, { "from": "邱小冬", "value": "2997~~嗯~2998~2999~~3……还差一文。" }, { "from": "小米", "value": "等等……莫掌柜的,我实在是没有了。" }, { "from": "莫小贝", "value": "小米,要不你上街再讨讨?" }, { "from": "小米", "value": "切,都这点儿了,你让我去哪儿讨去呀?" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "哈哈,这真是造化弄人啊!哈哈哈……" }, { "from": "莫小贝", "value": "秀才,小郭姐姐,你们俩谁借给我一文钱……明天我还给你们俩十文" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "哈,淘气!淘气!哈哈!" }, { "from": "莫小贝", "value": "一百文!" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "刮鼻子!刮鼻子!哈哈哈哈……" }, { "from": "莫小贝", "value": "好,小郭姐姐~~听说你最近学会缝制这个衣裳啦!" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "啊啊啊,谁说的,瞎说……我正好有一文钱,小贝,我借给你。" }, { "from": "莫小贝", "value": "哎哟,嘿嘿嘿~" }, { "from": "小米", "value": "莫掌柜的,这么说我三两银子够了,等会我来喝羹啊。" }, { "from": "莫小贝", "value": "行行行,小米呆会儿来喝,啊。" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "你可想好了啊,一文钱,买件衣裳呀秀才,不太合算……" }, { "from": "莫小贝", "value": "哎~好衣裳~它就得值这个价!小郭姐姐,你得慎重考虑呀……" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "你要慎重考虑哦……" }, { "from": "莫小贝", "value": "嗯?" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "嗯?" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "够了!姑奶奶受不了了!横竖都是一死,我还不如做件善事呢,拿去!" }, { "from": "莫小贝", "value": "耶!嘿嘿嘿,哈哈哈,耶!我们赢了,我们赢了!" }, { "from": "邱小冬", "value": "我可以回家啦!" }, { "from": "莫小贝", "value": "不用罚书,大嘴叔叔——" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "郭芙蓉。秀才——" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "秀才!那件衣服其实是无双做的。" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "什……什么?" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "我是说真的,那件衣服是无……无双临走前托我转交给你的。" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "也就是说,你对我撒谎了?" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "我没有,我只是说那件衣服是给你的,你要是不合适我可以改改,但是我没有说就是我做的呀,是是是你自己理解错了……" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "你还敢狡辩?简直是太过分啦。" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "你听我说嘛,我不是……" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "我不要听,我真的没有想到你原来是这种人啊,我以前简直就是——瞎了眼了!" } ] }, { "id": "episode_38_chunk_35", "conversations": [ { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "555……!•;¥#%!#¥……" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "她,她说什么呢?" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "呃,我知道说谎不好,可是我真的没有想到…………竟然比死还要难受,那种感觉就好象是…………开着小火,还不放油,把心放在锅上慢慢煎,直到煎糊了为止……" }, { "from": "莫小贝", "value": "咦~~" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "……如果上天再能给她一次机会…………她就想对他说三个字我再也不敢啦……" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "这是仨字吗,啊?" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "滚开啦。" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "这句我听明白了,滚开啦,咱都滚吧,滚吧。" }, { "from": "小米", "value": "哎,我那羹熬好了没有啊?" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "哎呀来了来了来了,好羹需要好火炖,你当这是炖鸡蛋羹呢?" }, { "from": "莫小贝", "value": "拿过来。" }, { "from": "小米", "value": "哎呀~可惜呀~~~~我那燕窝~~" }, { "from": "莫小贝", "value": "那是银耳~" }, { "from": "小米", "value": "还有鱼翅……" }, { "from": "莫小贝", "value": "那是粉丝~" }, { "from": "莫小贝", "value": "这些钱,还给你。以后那些坑蒙拐骗的事儿,我再也不干啦!" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "咦呀,小贝~~~哎呀~~" }, { "from": "莫小贝", "value": "啥也别说了,那一万遍《劝学》——" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "不用抄了啊,但是家务活得自己干啊。" }, { "from": "莫小贝", "value": "干就干,我宁可累点儿,也不像小郭姐姐那样~把心放到锅里煎,还不放油,那得多疼啊。" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "只要你能想明白,这三天掌柜就算你没有白当。" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "哎哎哎哎哎!小米你干啥呀?" }, { "from": "小米", "value": "我收集证据,去告你们去!" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "告我们什么呀?银子不是都给你了吗?" }, { "from": "小米", "value": "哎,你们造假卖假,欺骗消费者呀,你们等着关门吧!" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "小米,进来呀,都是街坊邻居的嘛,有啥话不好说嘛?快拿走~~呵呵,有什么要求只管提,来坐。" }, { "from": "小米", "value": "不告你也中。哎,老白,给上回没说完那段书,再说一遍。" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "我嗓子倒啦,没法说啦。" }, { "from": "小米", "value": "不说算了,明儿衙门见啊。" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "哎小米!坐。展堂快说。" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "你说呀,啊?" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "我说……上回书说到——" }, { "from": "小米", "value": "等等!你,去给我,弄壶好茶!哎你你去给我弄盘瓜籽儿大嘴,去给我熬碗小米粥哎,你也别闲着,去给那锅里放点红枣儿。" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "•;¥%•;!¥%" }, { "from": "小米", "value": "老白,她说啥呀?" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "没看人家在哭嘛~" }, { "from": "小米", "value": "哭啥哭?去给那枣儿放锅里再哭,去!说~~说~" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "上回书说到……说哪儿来着?" }, { "from": "小米", "value": "哎呀,一个彪形大汉迎面而来,大喝一声——" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "白——玉——汤!……你的命,怎么那么苦啊~~~" }, { "from": "小米", "value": "老白,他咋会命苦啊?哎老白,他可是盗圣啊!老白,你别哭呀……" } ] }, { "id": "episode_39_chunk_0", "conversations": [ { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "我刚才跟你说的你都记住没?" }, { "from": "莫小贝", "value": "废话,我又不是傻子么。" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "那行,那咱们再练一遍啊侯哥,你吃个鸡腿吧。" }, { "from": "莫小贝", "value": "哇,小郭姐姐对秀才好温柔,好体贴喔!" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "呀,不行啊,你得注意语气,必须是那种那自内心的感慨。" }, { "from": "莫小贝", "value": "不就夹个菜吗?有什么好感慨的,我演不了。" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "哎哎哎,你想象一下啊,世界上最大的冰糖葫芦,嗖的一声从天而降。" }, { "from": "莫小贝", "value": "哇——" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "对,就这个意思,呵呵呵。除了感慨以外,你最好还能带一点点羡慕和嫉妒,最好还能来点惊讶!" }, { "from": "莫小贝", "value": "这也太复杂了吧?" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "不复杂,感情越真挚越好,层次越丰富越好,再来一遍啊。" }, { "from": "莫小贝", "value": "哇哇——" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "对对对,就是这感觉!" }, { "from": "莫小贝", "value": "好大的鸡,好肥的腿!" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "哎呀。" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "又咋回事儿这是 ?" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "你该干嘛干嘛去,啊,哎呀这是给秀才,小贝乖啊,姐姐回头给你做一次啊。" }, { "from": "莫小贝", "value": "得了吧,就你那手艺。" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "小贝乖啊,姐姐下半辈子的幸福就全交托给你啦哎呀。" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "吃饭了还等啥呢?" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "呵,吃吧 。" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "侯哥,这个鸡腿你吃。" }, { "from": "莫小贝", "value": "哇,小郭姐姐对秀才好温柔好体贴喔 。" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "哟哟哟,郭小姐的美意,吕某愧不敢当,这鸡腿啊,还是给最操劳的人吃吧。" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "好好好咳,你身子骨弱需要补还是你吃。" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "大嘴,你吃" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "呃。我不吃,我不吃,我刚才在厨房吃了好些了鸡下水了,你吃你吃。" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "老白吃,啊 。" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "我不爱吃鸡腿,我嫌它油多,肉厚,闻着香,吃着更香,吃一口这酥啊。啊不,那什么,秀才,我容易把舌头惯坏了,来来你吃你吃。" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "那就小贝吃吧。" }, { "from": "莫小贝", "value": "恩好,谢谢啊。" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "那,侯哥,这个鸡爪你吃 。" }, { "from": "莫小贝", "value": "恩恩,哇,小郭姐姐对秀才好温柔好体…" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "没事吧?" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "慢点吃,慢点吃,不要噎着了。" }, { "from": "莫小贝", "value": "好温柔,好体贴。这么好的姑娘能看上你,真是你上辈子修来的福份你那个腿还吃不吃了?" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "我不吃,你吃吧。" }, { "from": "莫小贝", "value": "恩。" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "但是你得先告诉我,这些话,谁教你的?" }, { "from": "莫小贝", "value": "人为财死,我为食亡,那些话都是我自己想出来自己想出来的/" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "那就休怪我认腿不认人啦。" }, { "from": "莫小贝", "value": "啊啊,我说我说,那些话……" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "是我教她说的,怎么样 ?" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "好好,哼,我真没看错,原来郭小姐果真是这种阴险狡诈之徒呸。" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "这是咋的了?这是。" }, { "from": "老钱", "value": "嘿嘿,是时候。" }, { "from": "老钱", "value": "哟,钱掌柜来了。" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "坐坐坐。" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "来得正是时候。" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "哎哎哎。" }, { "from": "老钱", "value": "至于嘛?不就一鸡爪子,你吃,你吃,你?" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "我不吃。" }, { "from": "老钱", "value": "都不吃,还不让别人吃?什么人呢?" }, { "from": "老钱", "value": "哎哎哎。" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "老钱,来这儿有啥事儿嘛?" }, { "from": "老钱", "value": "啊,马上到中秋了,我想订五十份月饼,送给客户什么的。" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "要啥馅儿的?" }, { "from": "老钱", "value": "馅儿无所谓,主要是皮儿。一定要天下独一份,有问题吗?" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "有问题吗?" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "没问题,包我身上了。" }, { "from": "老钱", "value": "这是定金,先给我小样儿,明天我来看样儿。" }, { "from": "老钱", "value": "味儿不错。" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "慢走啊,钱掌柜。" } ] }, { "id": "episode_39_chunk_1", "conversations": [ { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "拍死你,捏死你,挠死你,掐死你,咬死你,咬死你,拍死你,这好像说过了,我……" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "饿死你算了。" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "对,饿死你。" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "我说的是你。晚饭一点儿都没吃,你就不觉得饿吗?" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "早让他给我气饱了。" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "这件事啊,说到底,还是你不对!你要是不把人家无双的衣裳给扣下来,他也不至于生那么大气吧?" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "我早把衣服还他了呀,真相也告诉他了,鸡腿,鸡爪子也给他吃了,还想怎么着?" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "我要是没有记错,到目前为止,你还没有跟他道过歉吧?" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "道歉有用,还要捕头干嘛? 那你说该怎么说嘛?" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "该咋说就咋说嘛。候哥我错了,我不应该把无双的衣服扣下来,也不应该撒谎,以后我再也不敢的了。" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "那多没面子啊。" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "你是要人,还是要面子呀?" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "两个都要。我就怕面子丢尽了,人也找不回来嘛。" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "不可能,只要你肯道歉,剩下的事儿,就包给我了。" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "这可是你说的啊,不许反悔啊。" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "我啥时候骗过你呀?" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "那成。" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "哎,你上哪去啊?" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "我去道歉呐,不成找你。" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "找我找我,傻丫头。" } ] }, { "id": "episode_39_chunk_2", "conversations": [ { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "哎哎,你干什么?" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "我帮你擦擦脚。" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "是不是又没银子花了?" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "你想哪儿去了。我就想让你帮我琢磨琢磨,你说这个天下独一份的月饼,到底是咋回事儿?" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "哎哎,那你就直接问不就得了,至于这样吗?" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "你现在不正生气呢吗?你说我要不整的诚意一点儿,你能替我动脑子吗?" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "这天下独一份的月饼呀,就是指……要跟别的月饼不一样。" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "这不废话吗?" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "你听我说完了,你想知道吗?" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "想啊。" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "怎么样才能使你的月饼跟别人的不一样呢?" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "是啊?不,你问我还是我问你呀?" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "归根结底就一个字儿,变!变形的变,你看这个花色变来变去呀,他变不出什么,麻雀变凤凰啊,仙女变寿星什么的。一般人看不出来的。但是形状要是变了呢?那感觉一下子就跳出来了,变形,你懂吗?变形。" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "啊,我明白了,要不怎么说是念过书的吗,就是有学问。大哥,你这个情谊,兄弟记在心里了啊。谢谢啊。" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "干嘛去?" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "我变去。" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "候哥。" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "这么晚了,郭小姐有事儿吗?" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "我,我给你送点儿夜宵来,你晚饭都没有吃,你不饿呀?" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "饿。" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "那你就……" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "也跟你没关系。拿走,谢谢。" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "不客气。你有完没完啊?" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "我现在不怕你了。有什么招,你尽管使出来吧!" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "好啊,那你就别怪本姑娘不客气了。" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "嘿。" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "冤有头债有主,天下最毒妇人心,男人爱拼才会赢,天若有情天易老,只有星星知我心……" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "哈哈哈,这都什么乱七八糟的?你给我掰开了,揉碎了,一句句说给我听。" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "说就说,我对你已经没有感觉了!" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "我给你个机会,你把这句话给我收回去。" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "没感觉就是没感觉!现在没有,以后也没有。" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "好,你好自为之! 我再也不会纠缠你了!" } ] }, { "id": "episode_39_chunk_3", "conversations": [ { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "秀才又给你气受了?" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "你知道他说什么吗?没感觉就是没感觉!现在没有,以后也没有。" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "你说那个没感觉是啥意思啊?" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "他已经不喜欢我的啦!" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "他那是一时的气话,你想啊,他正在气头上,你非但不说软话,还拿武力恐吓人家,是个男人谁肯服软?" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "可那是吕秀才呀!" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "秀才也是人啊,他这个人倔起来,姬无命都吓不住他。" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "那可怎么办?他都说成那样了?" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "我哪知道呀?" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "你不是说过不成就来找你的吗?" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "那你有没有向他道歉?" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "没有。" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "好好好,你给我一个晚上,让我好好想一想。" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "好,你好好想,一定要想。" } ] }, { "id": "episode_39_chunk_4", "conversations": [ { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "这招行不行?" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "放心,放心,上一次小贝哭着闹着要回衡山,我就是用这个办法对付她的。" }, { "from": "莫小贝", "value": "结果被我当场吓回去了。这招不错,绝对没问题。" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "那行,再来一边好不好?" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "放开我,放开我,我一定要走。" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "行了,行了,你们仨。头发长,见识短,听我的,孔圣人来了!回头。" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "哪儿呢?哪儿呢?" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "诸位请留步,以后有空到京城来看我,随时欢迎。" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "小郭,小郭,不要走。" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "那什么,你真的要走啊?" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "我不走干嘛?留在这儿给您添堵啊?" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "没关系的,你可以留下嘛。大不了不见你就是了。" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "不见我?那你要去哪里啊?" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "我也留下呀。以后碰到你,我绕道走。" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "那多麻烦阿。" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "不麻烦的。除了绕道,也可以闭眼睛的嘛。这样,我就看不到你了。" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "那耳朵怎么办?" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "捂住耳朵了。" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "那眼睛呢?" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "你也不嫌累得慌。" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "累不累那是我的事儿。反正,你就别走了。" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "行了行了。知道你舍不得我走。用不着拐弯抹角的啦。" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "去去去,保持距离,你走,谁也不拦你。" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "别别别,小郭。" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "我真的要走。" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "真别走。" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "哎哎哎,我舍不得你,这样行了吧?" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "耶!" }, { "from": "莫小贝", "value": "戏演完了啊,你欠我一人情。" }, { "from": "莫小贝", "value": "我可什么都没说啊。都是他们的主意,你可别找我。" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "我就是个猪脑子!" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "候哥。" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "别叫我候哥了,叫我八戒。我再也不想见到你了!" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "没事。" }, { "from": "莫小贝", "value": "小郭姐姐。" }, { "from": "老钱", "value": "哎,怎么了这是?我的月饼呢?" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "小郭,咱俩回屋去。" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "那什么,钱掌柜,您稍等一下,我马上给你拿月饼去啊。稍等啊。" } ] }, { "id": "episode_39_chunk_5", "conversations": [ { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "钱老板,哎,在您看之前我想先说两句。" }, { "from": "老钱", "value": "长话短说。" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "哎,为了贯彻您的天下独一份的知道方针。我呢,第一,对月饼的颜色做了改变,第二,对月饼的形状做了改变。" }, { "from": "老钱", "value": "说完了?" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "说完了。" }, { "from": "老钱", "value": "赶紧打开。" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "哎。" }, { "from": "老钱", "value": "这就是传说中的月饼?" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "对呀,你看,这个,以前的月饼呢,都是拿干酵母发的,所以呢,它颜色显得比较深,看着不新鲜。这回我是用鲜酵母给发的,你看这颜色,看起来显得鲜亮,明快!" }, { "from": "老钱", "value": "颜色确实很鲜艳。" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "这个,形状我也改变了呀,哎,你说那以前的月饼啊,哎,它甭管是圆的还是方的,它都是扁的,看起来没有立体感呐。这回我就突发奇想,我就把这个月饼啊,把它做成一个拱形。哎,你从外观上看,你看,是不是显得比较有张力。" }, { "from": "老钱", "value": "形状也确实很特别,有股飘飘欲仙的感觉,但是……" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "那是,你先别说但是,你就说,以前有没有人这么做过月饼?" }, { "from": "老钱", "value": "没有,但是我还是想说但是,可以吗?" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "顾客就是玉帝啊,您尽管说。" }, { "from": "老钱", "value": "大嘴啊,你这个作品,在月饼界,堪称独一无二,但是如果在馒头界,它满大街都是你还给这馒头上抹点儿腮红!" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "我说,不吃就不吃呗,你摔啥呀?这还是热呼着呢。" }, { "from": "老钱", "value": "拜托用心琢磨琢磨琢磨行吧。" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "哎呀,拉倒吧,就那俩儿钱,还不够瞎折腾的呢。" }, { "from": "老钱", "value": "钱不是问题,这个月饼对我那些客户很重要。" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "干啥呀?不,你干啥呀你?你说我是那种认钱不认人的主吗?你有啥要求,你就说嘛你。" }, { "from": "老钱", "value": "除了要独一无二之外,我还要上档次,大气一点儿。" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "你早说呀,你,你早说不就没这出了吗你。" }, { "from": "老钱", "value": "那怎么着。" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "你先回去等着去,等我做好了我通知你啊。" }, { "from": "老钱", "value": "记住,大气,上档次。" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "没问题,不就是大气,上档次吗?" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "咋上啊?" } ] }, { "id": "episode_39_chunk_6", "conversations": [ { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "你干什么呀?" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "洗脚。" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "大白天的洗什么脚啊?月饼又没通过吧?" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "那个,前老板说,他要拿月饼,得大气,上档次。" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "那就按他说的做呗。" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "可咋叫大气,上档次呢?" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "你想知道?自己翻书去。" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "哎, 我招你惹你了?" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "她使苦肉计,别人跟着帮凶也就算了,你也帮?" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "我那不是被逼无奈吗?再说了,小郭她那臭脾气你又不是不知道。" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "你就为了免受皮肉之苦,你就肯出卖自己的灵魂啊?" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "我错了, 我咋出卖自己的灵魂了?我们大家这么忙乎,不就是想让你跟小郭早点儿和好吗?" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "去去去去,别提了,我跟她,不可能了。" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "拉倒吧,那你还,留下来,我舍不得你,行了吧?" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "吃一堑,长一智,你转告她,以后再想蒙我,门儿都没有。" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "拉倒吧,人家下回就换招了。" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "换什么都没用!我,吕轻侯,已经不是从前那个侯哥了。" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "知道,八戒。" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "哎哎,你上哪去啊?" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "我做月饼去,我还就不信了,没了你就不行了。" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "丢人哪,要是没留她该多好,现在不知道多有面子!" } ] }, { "id": "episode_39_chunk_7", "conversations": [ { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "哎。" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "干嘛呀?" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "难受就哭出来,哭出来就好了。" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "谁说我难受啊?我就是气不过,明明舍不得我,干嘛非要逮个错误就紧咬不放了?" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "那要看是啥样的错误呢。如果是原则性的错误,那是绝对不能松口的。" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "就跟谁没原则一样。" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "你的原则是啥吗?" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "不管吃多少苦,受多少累,决不认罪。" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "感情这个东西是很脆弱的,如果你不好好地维护,很容易就变质了。" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "啊?那该怎么办?那我该怎么办嘛?" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "我咋知道嘛?" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "哎哎哎,你不要走嘛。" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "我真的不知道。否则早把自己给嫁出去了!" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "那你又说这件事情包在你身上了?那你倒是包,你包啊。" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "你不要着急嘛,我又没有说不包。就目前的状况看,咱俩最大的问题就是经验不够。" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "什么经验啊?" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "实战经验啊。咱俩说得再天花乱坠,也是纸上谈兵。咱们应该找一个身经百战的已婚人士,来指导工作。" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "已婚的倒是有啊。身经百战地去哪儿找?" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "现成的不久又一个嘛?" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "谁呀?" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "老钱。" } ] }, { "id": "episode_39_chunk_8", "conversations": [ { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "哎哟,钱掌柜,钱掌柜。您可来了。我都巴巴等了您一上午,你快进来。" }, { "from": "老钱", "value": "干什么,干什么呀?要是让我家娘子看到了,还了得?大嘴,大嘴。" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "钱掌柜,你坐嘛,你坐你坐。钱掌柜,你这么怕你娘子哦 ?" }, { "from": "老钱", "value": ":什么叫怕啊,这是尊重,发自内心的尊重。" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "那她是怎么获得这份尊重的呢?" }, { "from": "老钱", "value": ":这跟你有关系吗,我那月饼呢 ?" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "哎哎,钱掌柜,你跟我说说嘛,说你那娘子是怎么治你的,说完我就放你走。" }, { "from": "老钱", "value": ":手手手手手,我凭什么要告诉你呀?" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "不说是吧,钱掌柜……" }, { "from": "老钱", "value": ":哎哎哎,干什么呀 ?" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "快说,快说。" }, { "from": "老钱", "value": ":我娘子对付我有三个绝招,一哭,二闹……" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "三上吊?" }, { "from": "老钱", "value": ":三喝药。" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "不都一样嘛,一点儿也不新鲜。" }, { "from": "老钱", "value": ":呵呵呵,年轻人,看你这个架势,练过点武,难道你没有听说过,招数不在于新,管用就行。为什么有的招数,有人用得惊天动地,而有的人用了却像放了一个屁。" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "内功不同。" }, { "from": "老钱", "value": ":正是!我娘子不管怎么对我哭,怎么对我闹,但有一点,我确信,她都是为我好,所以她屡战屡胜。" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "那她是怎么做到的呢?" }, { "from": "老钱", "value": ":我哪知道,我要知道不早没事儿了。" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "哎呀,你再跟我说说嘛。" }, { "from": "老钱", "value": ":手手手,手,再这样我就不客气拉,小娘子……" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "哎哟哟" }, { "from": "老钱", "value": "月饼,我那月饼呢?" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "为了他好? 我本来就是为了他好嘛!" } ] }, { "id": "episode_39_chunk_9", "conversations": [ { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "来,钱掌柜,来来来,这边请,这边请。" }, { "from": "老钱", "value": "哎,一个月饼都那么神秘。" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "哎,钱掌柜,你先闭眼。" }, { "from": "老钱", "value": "闭眼干什么?" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "您闭眼深呼吸,您闻到啥没?" }, { "from": "老钱", "value": "栀子花的芬芳。" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "还有呢?" }, { "from": "老钱", "value": "核桃的浓香。" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "还有呢?" }, { "from": "老钱", "value": "精选上等的牛肉,最起码熬煮了八个时辰以上。" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "哎呀妈呀,行啊,这都能闻出来了,钱掌柜,您开眼。" }, { "from": "老钱", "value": "呵呵呵,藏哪了?" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "找啥呢?" }, { "from": "老钱", "value": "月饼呢?" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "这,这不就是月饼吗?" }, { "from": "老钱", "value": "这什么呀?" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "这我按照您的要求做的呀?" }, { "from": "老钱", "value": "我的要求?我什么要求来着?" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "大气啊,您看,就这尺寸,够不够大气。你可哪打听去,要是谁家做的月饼比这大,我把马勺活吞了。" }, { "from": "老钱", "value": "哎呀呀,就算它够大气,太难看了。" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "我这也是按照您的要求做的呀,上档次。" }, { "from": "老钱", "value": "上档次?" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "啊。" }, { "from": "老钱", "value": "从哪儿看出来上档次?" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "啥叫档次?这么说吧,你觉得我这人够不够档次我为啥不够档次?" }, { "from": "老钱", "value": "粗鲁平庸,没有内涵。" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "对了嘛,没有内涵就不够档次。要想够档次。" }, { "from": "老钱", "value": "就得有内涵?" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "内涵全在外面呢,就这还不够上档次?" }, { "from": "老钱", "value": "可是怎么看也不像月饼啊 。" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "这咋不是月饼呢,为了让它和别的月饼有所区别,我还特意给它取了个别名?" }, { "from": "老钱", "value": "什么名?" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "必胜阁。" }, { "from": "老钱", "value": "什么意思?" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "万事必胜嘛。" }, { "from": "老钱", "value": "名儿倒是挺顺的,但是……" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "又但是,但是,一个破月饼,你磨磨唧唧的,哎呀!" }, { "from": "老钱", "value": "嗬,大嘴呀我问你。" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "呃,那个,这个,当然了,客户的需求,永远是第一位的,呵呵。" }, { "from": "老钱", "value": "我问你,知不知道什么是美女?" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "漂亮的?" }, { "from": "老钱", "value": "一个绝世美女,绝对不能是赤裸裸的站在你面前,她应该是犹抱琵琶半遮面,这样才有韵味儿,才有意境。" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "哎呀妈呀,整个月饼都整出意境来了?" }, { "from": "老钱", "value": "呵呵,好好琢磨琢磨,用用心。" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "哎哎。" } ] }, { "id": "episode_39_chunk_10", "conversations": [ { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "来来来,秀才,来来来,尝尝我坐的油爆枇杷,来。" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "啧啧啧,什么呀,油爆枇杷,这?" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "这老钱支的招,说非要做啥油爆枇杷,你所水果拿油一爆,还能吃啊" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "哎哎,真难闻,油爆枇杷。他说的是不是犹抱琵琶半遮面呀?" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "对对,油爆枇杷,这油爆枇杷我知道,半遮面啥意思啊,是不是把爆好的枇杷嵌到面饼里面去?" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "什么乱七八糟的,有辱斯文啊。这犹抱琵琶半遮面呐,是白居易的诗句,形容女子含羞带臊。藏一般露一半。" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "哦,这出啊,明知道我没啥内涵,跟我整这文化呢,显得他多念过书咋的?" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "你现在明白了?" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "明白了,不就含羞带臊嘛,洒家这便给他臊一个去。" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "什么味儿呀!" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "郭姑娘请借过。" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "原谅我,就让你过!" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "你可真幽默。" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "候哥……秀才……姓吕的!我只想跟你说,我不管做了什么错事,我初衷都是为了你好。" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "呵呵呵,你真逗。你可以去写情景喜剧了。" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "我是说真的呀!无双托我转交的那件衣服,我本来是想给你的,可是,可是她的手艺实在太好了,我就怕给了你以后我就被比下去了啊。" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "我是那种见异思迁的人吗?" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "那我又不知道的啦!再说,你不在乎,我还在乎呢!" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "你在乎什么呀?" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "谁会愿意自己男朋友穿别人做的衣服呀?" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "你错不在此!真正让我生气的,就是你撒谎!" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "我就不信你这辈子没撒过谎。好好好,我信,我信还不行吗?那我到底要怎么做你才肯原谅我?" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "等你抓到我撒谎再说。" } ] }, { "id": "episode_39_chunk_11", "conversations": [ { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "人在什么时候才会撒谎呢,掌柜的?" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "憋急的时候。" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "怎么才能憋急呢?" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "多喝点水。" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "啧,什么呀?" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "我咋会知道?我又不爱撒谎。" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "那你上一次撒谎是在什么时候?" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "八岁。我把我娘的玉镯子打了,然后嫁祸给我弟。" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "你够毒的。那你弟挨打了没有啊?" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "没有。我娘问我弟说是不是,他说是,然后我娘就狠狠地赏了他两个……" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "大耳光?" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "小丫环。" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "为什么呀?" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "勇于承认错误,是个男子汉。" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "那他要是老不撒谎,那我该怎么办?" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "那你就应该感谢上苍。一个会撒谎的男人,就算给你,你敢要吗?" } ] }, { "id": "episode_39_chunk_12", "conversations": [ { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "嘣嘣嘣嘣。" }, { "from": "老钱", "value": "这都什么乱七八糟的好几层啊?" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "月饼啊。" }, { "from": "老钱", "value": "月饼?" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "啊,我这是用全麦面饼,夹上肉饼,橄榄油,生菜,还加上八十多种的秘制香料。" }, { "from": "老钱", "value": "哎, 我不是让你犹抱琵琶半遮面吗?" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "对呀,我还特意去打听过呢,那是白居易的诗。啊,他形容的是含羞带臊,藏一半露一半。哎,你看啊你看,这肉饼啊,含羞带臊地藏在这面饼里面,哎,藏一半露一半,这不就那犹抱琵琶半遮面吗?" }, { "from": "老钱", "value": "我看不像半遮面,像牛头马面。" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "说对了,这肉饼还真是用牛肉做的,来,你先尝尝。" }, { "from": "老钱", "value": "哎呀呀,什么乱七八糟的?" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "钱掌柜,你瞧不起我可以,但你不能瞧不起我的作品。" }, { "from": "老钱", "value": "大嘴呀,中秋快到了,月亮也快圆了,别让你哥再挨揍了,求你了,啊。" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "它就是月饼呀,为了让它区分于别的月饼,我还给它取了个别名。" }, { "from": "老钱", "value": "什么名?" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "麦得劳,麦就是指全麦面饼,得劳就是得劳动,连一块的意思就是:想吃好的,就得劳动。" }, { "from": "老钱", "value": "名字挺长,但是……" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "切,又但是但是,整个破月饼瞧你磨磨唧唧磨磨唧唧的,不做了。" }, { "from": "老钱", "value": "哎,别别,做做做,要不这钱不就白花了吗?" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "那我再给你做五十份去。" }, { "from": "老钱", "value": "不急,不急,我拿回去让娘子先品尝一下,如果满意就做,如果不满意,碰碰运气吧。" } ] }, { "id": "episode_39_chunk_13", "conversations": [ { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "吧吧吧吧啦。" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "月饼弄好了没有?" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "弄好了,那钱掌柜高兴得跟什么似的,欢天喜地的就回去了鼻青脸肿的就回来了。 哎呀,妈呀,钱掌柜,你咋整的这是?咋的了这是?" }, { "from": "老钱", "value": "还不是因为你那个麦得劳。" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "啥劳?" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "待会儿我跟你解释阿。你娘子跟你说啥了都?" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "哎呀,太不像话了。我找他算账去。" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "咳,他娘子可练过夺命剪刀脚。" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "好男不跟女斗,这回我先饶了她。下次她如果再犯的话,我决不轻饶。" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "去去去,就会说。老钱,既然月饼相不中,就到别家去买吧。这次是在对不住哦。" }, { "from": "老钱", "value": "没事,我娘子到左家庄定了50份现成的,能对付过去。" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "那就好,那就好。" }, { "from": "老钱", "value": "可是,我还要送娄知县的,还要请你订做。" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "那个做啥样的?是麦得劳还是必胜阁呀?" }, { "from": "老钱", "value": "普通的。越普通越好,别变啦。" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "那你找我干啥呀?" }, { "from": "老钱", "value": "别的店生意太好,不管订做。什么皮儿什么馅儿都不重要,都可以,模子我都给你做好了。" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "模子上刻的啥呀?" }, { "from": "老钱", "value": "绝世清官,是送给娄知县的。" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "那行,那你回去吧,做好了我叫人通知你啊。" }, { "from": "老钱", "value": "大嘴啊,千万别出幺蛾子了,哥还能活几年呀?" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "你放心,这事儿包在我身上了。" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "放一千个心啊。我会找人帮他一起弄的。" }, { "from": "老钱", "value": "拜托了。" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "来来来,钱掌柜。" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "秀才,小郭,干活啦!" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "掌柜的,掌柜的,你叫他俩干啥呀?这笨手笨脚的能帮上啥忙呀?" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "做月饼是不成,但是相处久了,没准就成了。你就行行好,只当给他俩创造个机会。就算你积德了。" } ] }, { "id": "episode_39_chunk_14", "conversations": [ { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "这个,掌柜的呢,让你们俩帮我和面,你俩也顺便一块儿沟通沟通感情。" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "我跟她没法沟通。" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "我" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "行行行,我跟你说啊,和完面之后呢,加点碱,接着和,知道吧,这是碱,这是面。" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "知道了,知道了,忙你的去吧。" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "那行,我回避,你俩沟通吧,啊。" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "哎,过来和面!" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "你自己慢慢和吧。" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "你不想令月钱了是不是?" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "无所谓呀,有种你告密去好了。受穷总比受委屈强。" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "哎,你还委屈,我还委屈呢!" } ] }, { "id": "episode_39_chunk_15", "conversations": [ { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "你也太过分了吧。你尝都没尝,你就说不好。" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "就是嘛,你知道为了和这个面,我这个腰啊,还有我们秀才的腰都快直不起来了。" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "哼,当着这么多人的面,撒谎也不脸红,真是的。" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "我,我真是吃饱了撑的,热脸贴你冷屁股。" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "当着外人面,就不要再吵了!老钱,这个月饼咋不好,你就说说嘛。" }, { "from": "老钱", "value": "太完美了。" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "那你哭啥吗?" }, { "from": "老钱", "value": "要早这么做,我也不至于挨顿打呀!瞧把我打的,都没人样儿了。" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "不哭不哭啊。当着这么多的客人。要不你先来尝一块,来。" }, { "from": "老钱", "value": "不能尝了,赶紧回家打包装盒,弄晚了又是一顿暴打呀。" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "哎呀,娶个会武功的娘子真是倒霉呀。" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "此言差矣,娶一个既会武功,还会撒谎的娘子,那才叫真正的倒霉呢。" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "吕先生,请你适而可止好吗?适可而止好吗?" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "郭小姐,请你不要对坐入号好吗?对号入座。" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "哎呀,行了行了,你们俩都消消气,啊,这个月饼呀,,一人一半。" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "不吃。" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "那我就不客气了啊。" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "哎哎哎,干干,干啥呢?你侮辱我可以,你不能侮辱我的作品。" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "你留着自己侮辱吧。" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "不是,咋会这样呢?" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "你还好意思问我?这个月饼要是让娄知县给吃了……?天哪!赶紧把老钱追回来!" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "快去!" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "钱掌柜。" } ] }, { "id": "episode_39_chunk_16", "conversations": [ { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "掌柜的。" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "月饼呢?" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "晚了一步,眼瞅着送进衙门里去了。我估摸着这会儿娄知县正吃着呢。" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "李大嘴!!" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "你罚我可以,可咱把责任先整清楚啊,你也吃了月饼了,馅儿没问题,是皮儿,它碱放大了!那面不是我和的呀!" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "面是谁和的?碱是谁放的?" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "我。" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "是我。" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "是我。" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "我和的面。" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "我和的面。" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "我和面的时候你都走了!" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "我和的面,是我。有什么惩罚冲我来。" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "吕秀才,你撒谎了你。好啊,你被我逮到撒谎了你。哈哈。" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "我说是我就是我,谁也别跟我抢。" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "哎哎,掌柜的,他………………" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "嘿嘿,好一对苦命的鸳鸯啊!" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "掌柜的,终于沟通了,高。" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "看我怎么收拾他们! 店规伺候!" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "让暴风雨来得更猛烈些吧!" } ] }, { "id": "episode_39_chunk_17", "conversations": [ { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "月钱减半,休假减半,车贴全扣。饭贴减三分之一,荤菜全免。哈哈哈哈,美得很,美得很,以后接着犯错误啊。" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "老钱。来了。" }, { "from": "老钱", "value": "几位,郭小姐。拿着赏钱。秀才,佟老板,给你备了份大的。" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "老钱,你想逃跑啊?" }, { "from": "老钱", "value": "逃跑?我好好的跑什么呀?" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "那你这是干吗呢?" }, { "from": "老钱", "value": "我们家娘子吩咐的,给几位的赏钱。" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "为啥要给赏钱呢?" }, { "from": "老钱", "value": "月饼送到娄知县那儿之后,他看了笑得合不拢嘴,当场给了我一个大果篮。哈哈哈。" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "他尝过那个月饼没有?" }, { "from": "老钱", "value": "还没有。他说一定要等到中秋月圆之时,和下来巡视的周知府和徐钦差一起品尝。" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "大官都来了?你能不能把那个月饼讨回来?" }, { "from": "老钱", "value": "为什么?" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "因为那个月饼……" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "我们做的偏咸了,我们想改成广式的。" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "对呀。" }, { "from": "老钱", "value": "不就是一月饼吗?吃的就是意思,谁还能把月饼当正餐吃啊?" }, { "from": "邢捕头", "value": "这我可不同意啊。" }, { "from": "邢捕头", "value": "邢捕头。" }, { "from": "邢捕头", "value": "好月饼也能当饭吃啊。娄知县赏的。" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "哎哟,美得很,美得很。为啥要赏我们呀?" }, { "from": "邢捕头", "value": "中秋礼物,每个商户都有。拿着吧。" }, { "from": "老钱", "value": "哎,这怎么那么像我送那盒?" }, { "from": "邢捕头", "value": "不许胡说啊。娄知县从来不敢那种借花献佛的事儿。" }, { "from": "老钱", "value": "哎,这还能有假?你看,我从这儿订做的。绝世清官。" }, { "from": "邢捕头", "value": "亲娘的,他连盖儿都没打开啊。" }, { "from": "邢捕头", "value": "你怎么看出来了?" }, { "from": "邢捕头", "value": "绝世清官。他要看到这个字,他还敢往外送啊?" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "不管怎么说,以后不能撒谎了。" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "嗯,我都听你的。" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "再撒谎怎么办?" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "那我就当众大喊三声,我该死。" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "就这么订了啊。" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "你要干啥?" }, { "from": "老钱", "value": "哎,我送的月饼,我尝一口不行吗?" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "娄知县赏给我们的。别人不要动。" }, { "from": "邢捕头", "value": "那你们就吃!吃。" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "吃。不要浪费呀。" }, { "from": "邢捕头", "value": "味道怎么样?" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "味道,好极了。" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "我该死,我该死,我该死!撒谎,撒谎真是害死人了呐!" } ] }, { "id": "episode_40_chunk_1", "conversations": [ { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "行了行了,差不多就行了。我宣布,中秋赏月会正式开始!干杯。" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": " 干杯!干,干!" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "咋了这是?展堂?" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "甭管我,你们赏你们的,我喝两盅" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "大家是不是都想家了呀?" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "去年这个时候,我还在家呢。跟我爹我娘一起评诗赏月。切磋武功。唉,也不知道他们现在好不好。有没有在想我." }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "不要破坏气氛!小贝,站起来!给大家背首诗。解解闷。最好是跟月亮有关的啊!" }, { "from": "莫小贝", "value": "明月几时有?把酒问青天,不知天上宫阙,今昔是何年?" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "我欲成风归去,又恐琼楼玉宇。高处不胜寒,起舞……" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "行了行了,好好的赏月会,给弄成追悼会了。大家都开心一点吧。" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "开心的起来吗我?你们一个个的还都有个家想,可我呢?" }, { "from": "莫小贝", "value": "你还有个娘想,我连娘都没了。" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "没有也可以想啊。我连我娘长啥样都记不起来了。" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "我娘连我长啥样都忘了。只能靠手摸。" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "我娘见了我跟没见一样,她的心里头只有我弟。" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "我娘眼里只有我,可我太让她不省心了把她脸都丢尽了。" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "丢啥脸?现在不是挺好的?" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "如果我当初没来这儿,而是继续闯荡江湖,没准我现在已经是一代女侠了。" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "如果我当初没辞职而是继续当捕头,没准这会儿我都已经是四大神捕了。" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "如果当初我学的不是武功而是医术,没准我现在已经是远近文明的神医了。" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "如果当初我没有选择读书,而是好好做生意,没准现在整条灯市街都是我的了。" }, { "from": "莫小贝", "value": "如果当初我哥没死,而是把衡山派发扬光大,没准现在连糖葫芦摊都有了。想吃几串吃几串。" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "如果当初我相公没有死,没准我连娃都有了,一家人团团圆圆和和美美多幸福呀!" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "唉!" } ] }, { "id": "episode_40_chunk_3", "conversations": [ { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "别吃了呀!吃多了拿什么卖钱呀!明年的学费就靠它了呀!" }, { "from": "莫小贝", "value": "学费我哥会帮我交的嘛!他不管你难道还不管我呀!" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "你这话啥意思嘛?你哥对我好着呢!" }, { "from": "莫小贝", "value": "你嫁过来快三年了,就见过他三四面,其中一面还是新婚之夜。这叫好?" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "他在外面忙事业嘛!我这个做妻子的,就应该在背后默默的支持他。" }, { "from": "莫小贝", "value": "他真要在外面忙事业就好了。" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "你说这话什么意思吗?" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "说吧。" }, { "from": "莫小贝", "value": "我听他们说,我哥在外头养了个女人。拧我!" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "他要是那样的话,还娶我干什么呀?" }, { "from": "莫小贝", "value": "别着急呀,嫂子,我哥他不管你,还有我呢。有我在,谁也不敢把你怎么着。啊。" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "小贝……嫂子就算没有白疼你啊。" }, { "from": "莫小贝", "value": "那你再给我串糖葫芦?你哭什么呢?嫂子。有这工夫,你还不如去找我哥算帐去。" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "上哪儿找嘛?再说了,见了面之后,说点什么好呢?" }, { "from": "莫小贝", "value": "我想想啊。好久不见,你忙啥呢?" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "你怎么来了呀?谁叫你来的?" }, { "from": "莫小贝", "value": "我是你老婆,你是我老公,我来看你,不犯法吧?你那小浪蹄子呢?牵出来遛遛。" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "你才是个小浪蹄子呢!你给我滚回去。少在这给我丢人现眼!" }, { "from": "莫小贝", "value": "要回咱一起回,要不然我一头撞死在这儿,你信不信?" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "哎哎哎,这有点太过了吧?我倒不是怕死,但这大庭广众的。" }, { "from": "莫小贝", "value": "要的就是大庭广众。一哭二闹三上吊,我哥就吃这一套。走走走啊,嫂子。" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "我还没准备好呢。" }, { "from": "莫小贝", "value": "走走走。" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "小贝,我还没准备好,还没准备好呢。" }, { "from": "莫小贝", "value": "这事儿你准备什么呀?" }, { "from": "莫小贝", "value": "趁着现在年轻,好好地赌一把。等你老了,连赌的资格都没有了。" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "你说得到轻巧,万一赌输了怎么办?" }, { "from": "莫小贝", "value": "输了,输了大不了回家。赢了,那可是一辈子的荣华富贵呀,嫂子。走啦,走啦。" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "住手!" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "你别害怕,有我在没人敢欺负你。" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "这位先生……" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "想不到你小小的年纪,就敢逼良为娼?" }, { "from": "莫小贝", "value": "你是谁? 我们家的事儿用得着你管?" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "公道自在人心,这事儿我管定了!哈" }, { "from": "莫小贝", "value": "哈。" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "路见不平一声吼啊,该出手时就出手。" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "小贝,你别胡闹,先生。" }, { "from": "莫小贝", "value": "他凭什么骂我?什么人哪这是?" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "起来,对不起啊。" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "没事儿,你们?" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "我们是来找人的。不是来卖身的。这是我妹妹,快叫人。" }, { "from": "莫小贝", "value": "哼!" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "不必了,不必了。" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "先生贵姓啊?" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "免贵姓白。这是我的名帖。,有空记得常来捧场。没空就算了。" }, { "from": "莫小贝", "value": "上面说啥?" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "白氏医馆,药到病除,妙手回春……" } ] }, { "id": "episode_40_chunk_4", "conversations": [ { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "客官,打尖还是住店?" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "住店。" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "楼上请。" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "左边第一间。有事儿招呼啊。" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "好。" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "哈哈哈哈。" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "吕掌柜。" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "呀,李捕头来了?" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "来了来了,这什么呀?我看看。" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "账本儿……" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "哎,这两天你生意不错呀?" }, { "from": "燕小六", "value": "挺好的。" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "一般一般,都是托您的福啊。" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "拿来吧。" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "什么呀?" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "治安费。" }, { "from": "燕小六", "value": "你装嘛傻呀?" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "不是刚交的吗?" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "合着前两天你吃过饭,今儿你就不吃了?" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "这个月已经交了七八回了。" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "最近乱,闹山贼,弟兄们还缺兵器呢!合着你不能让我们空手夺白刃,是不是?" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "那什么,上个月不是刚买过一批吗?再说朝廷又不是不给。" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "少废话,交不交你给个准信。" }, { "from": "燕小六", "value": "帮我照顾好我七舅姥爷。" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "别别别,我给,我给。这日子还让不让人活了?" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "拿来吧。" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "里面还有几钱碎银子呢。" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "权当是预交下回的了。哎哟,这酒不错,,这得拿回去给弟兄们尝尝。" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "使不得,压箱底儿的啊,这是。" }, { "from": "燕小六", "value": "帮我照顾好我七舅姥爷。" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "慢慢喝,慢慢喝。" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "这生意怎么往下作呀?" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "客官里面请,打尖还是住店啊?" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "我是来吃饭的,有没有既便宜又解饿的,呃 。" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "打隔你还吃啊?" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "我那是饿隔。" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "棒子面粥你要不要?" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "多少钱一碗?" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "不要钱,随便喝,想喝多少喝多少。" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "那就来一桶。" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "一桶?反正馊也是馊了,我给你拿去啊。" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "快去快回,呃。" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "怎么样?还没吃饱啊,打饿隔呢?" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "这次是饱隔。一次也不能吃太饱了,有个七八分饱就行了。" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "你下次还想喝,再来找我啊。" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "由你这句话,我可以帮你一个忙。" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "帮啥忙呀?" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "有谁欺负你,或者欠钱不还什么的,我可以帮你做主。" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "就你呀?算了吧。" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "排山倒海" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "这……" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "这是惊涛掌,天底下只有四个人会使,三个是男的,唯一的女性就是在下。" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "你就是侠女,郭芙蓉?" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "怎么?还不信?排山……" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "别别别,我信,我信。可是您怎么会落魄到这般天地呀?" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "废话。你见过几个当大侠的是有钱人?我是侠女,又不是歌女。我上哪儿赚钱?" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "真是的,作大侠野蛮辛苦的啊。" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "苦是苦了点,但是心里舒坦。" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "都这样了,你心里还舒坦呐?" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "哎,只要能让百姓安居乐业,不受欺凌,受多少苦我都值了。谁叫咱是侠呢?离开家之前,我爹送我两句话,再累再苦只当是二百五,再难再险只当是二皮脸。" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "郭女侠,请受在下一拜。" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "起来,起来。你有什么冤屈只管说。我替你做主。" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "咱们镇有一恶霸。他叫李秀莲,浑名,李大嘴。" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "这个人我倒听说过。关中四大恶捕之首。" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "对对对,就是他。为非作歹,无恶不作。把我欺负的那个惨啊。" } ] }, { "id": "episode_40_chunk_5", "conversations": [ { "from": "莫小贝", "value": "嫂子,我饿啦。还向我哥那事儿呢?" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "向他干嘛呀?想了也是白想。不如就这么算了。" }, { "from": "莫小贝", "value": "算啦?什么意思?" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "反正是他先不要我的呀,我还不如识点儿相,求他把我给休了。" }, { "from": "莫小贝", "value": "嫂子,你你可不能破罐破摔啊。" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "你才是破罐呢,他占着茅坑。" }, { "from": "莫小贝", "value": "啊?" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "不那个,他不嫌腿酸,我还嫌腰疼呢。" }, { "from": "莫小贝", "value": "可是你们俩一起都快两三年了。还差这么一会儿?" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "不懂,有些事情,在一瞬间就像焰火一样,嗖的一下……" }, { "from": "莫小贝", "value": "就窜天上去了?" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "然后嗵的一声,在心底就炸开了。" }, { "from": "莫小贝", "value": "一闪一闪亮晶晶,满天都是小星星。" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "你是怎么知道的啊?" }, { "from": "莫小贝", "value": "我,我那时饿的,你我就不知道了。" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "那你在屋里呆会儿,我去给你弄点吃的去,啊?" }, { "from": "莫小贝", "value": "哎,咋不带我一起去?" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "你不是饿坏了吗?休息一下,保存体力,等着一顿大餐吧。" }, { "from": "莫小贝", "value": "哎,那你早去早回啊。" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "知道了。" }, { "from": "莫小贝", "value": "我支持不了多久了啊。" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "知道了。" } ] }, { "id": "episode_40_chunk_6", "conversations": [ { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "太欺负人了!" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "稍等一会儿。客官,有啥吩咐吗?" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "跟你打听个地方,这个医馆里这儿远吗?" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "不远,出门往东,到街角往右拐,不过他啊,到处溜达,不一定在。你病了?" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "嗓子疼,估计是伤风了吧。" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "那我建议您呀。多走几步,去西街那家医馆。" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "为什么呀?" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "这就不好明说了嘛。您听我的,没错的。" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "那我自己找找看。哦,对了,弄点吃的送到楼上去。" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "好嘞。" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "谢谢啊。" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "你这是干什么呢?" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "先热个身,待会儿帮你出头。" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "你不会想是在这儿动手吧?" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "那还能在哪儿?李大嘴怎么说也是个捕头,我总不能到大街上打吧?" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "你可以偷袭呀。躲在半路上,趁其不备,突然蹿出来,就是一刀子。白刀子进,红刀子出来。" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "住口!你把我当什么人了,啊?" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "女侠。" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "那个女侠会干这种事情?还偷袭呐。真要那么容易的话,你请两个杀手,不是更好。" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "请杀手不得花钱哪?" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "住口!" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "花不花钱倒是小事儿,就怕到时候东窗事发,那就麻烦大了。" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "你这有什么贵重的东西,赶紧收起来啊。回头动起手来,砸坏了,怪可惜的。" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "哎哎,我这桌椅板凳,这些瓶瓶罐罐,都是前朝的古董呢。" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "那就全收了,正好腾个地方出来。" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "你就不能不在这儿打呀?" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "不能。我决定的事儿,没人能改。先说好了,要胳膊还是要腿儿啊?" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "什么胳膊什么腿啊?" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "我帮你卸他俩胳膊或者腿儿,如果全要的话也行,你多准备点金创药,否则容易出人命。" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "我要这些个东西干嘛呢?" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "留点纪念嘛,做个标本或者泡个大补酒什么的,具体用途,你自己琢磨吧。" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "哎哎哎,你去哪儿啊?" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "这你甭管,待会儿你记得把他约出来,按计划行事。" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "完了,完了,这回真要出大事儿了。" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "没找着啊?" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "没有。" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "他这个人喜欢溜达,没准待会儿就在外面摆摊。" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "咳咳,谢谢啊。" } ] }, { "id": "episode_40_chunk_7", "conversations": [ { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "白氏医馆,怎么就开在这儿了呢?" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "流动的。" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "够简陋的啊。" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "有病看病,没病上一边儿待着去。" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "咳。嗓子疼。" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "川贝枇杷膏,刚熬的" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "多少钱呐?" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "看着给吧,不能少于三文。" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "那你还说看着给?" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "废话,我不挣点银子,靠啥养家糊口啊?" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "你已经成家了?" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "呵,我倒是想啊,谁要我啊" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "我……" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "哎,你怎么来了?" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "挺用功的嘛,都喜欢看什么书啊?" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "凡是和医学沾边的都爱看什么千金良方啊,本草纲目什么的。" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "三侠五义?" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "这不是我的诶,这药不能吃啊,过期了。" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "那你还往出卖?" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "反正也吃不死人。" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "啊?" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "吃死了我也能给他救回来,呵。" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "心要是死了,你能救吗?" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "快速救心丸,拿回去试试。" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "没用的,她的心早就像死灰一样了。" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "九转回魂丹,一颗下去,就是投胎都能把魂儿勾回来。" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "她还没死呢。" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "穿肠腐骨散,这个药配合着刚才那个药,两个药一块儿吃,让她一会儿生一会儿死,半死不活。" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "你怎么就听不明白呢,我是说,心死了,就是心死了,你明白吗?" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "喔,我明白了,玲珑开窍丹,本产品系采用当归牛黄等各种名贵中药制成,长期服用,可增强人的智力,又可提高人的免疫力,服用三个疗程以后,再笨的死心眼子都能活份起来,你可以试试,明日之星有可能就是你喔。" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "算了吧,我还是老实点儿。继续受我的活寡吧。" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "喂。" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "嗯?" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "你刚才说嫁给我是真的假的?" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "你说什么?" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "哦,你的川贝琵琶膏。" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "你自己留着吃吧。我的病,吃什么药也没用了。" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "笨啊。还看什么武侠呀?看了也白看。" } ] }, { "id": "episode_40_chunk_11", "conversations": [ { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "哈哈哈哈。" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "李捕头。" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "哎,吕掌柜。" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "您又来了?" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "哎,你别害怕啊。今儿我不是来收钱的,我给你送钱来的。赶紧弄桌子菜去啊。" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "一文钱?" }, { "from": "燕小六", "value": "一文钱怎么的了?" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "别对人这么横。那就再加一文。给我炖个蹄膀,炒个虾仁,弄壶好酒,哎,我跟你说啊,就今儿上午那酒就不错。哎,你多预备几坛子,我拿回去给弟兄们尝尝。" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "那已经是最后一坛子了。" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "那就到别地儿买去!汾酒就行吧?但得是杏花村的,不许掺水。愣着干嘛?" }, { "from": "燕小六", "value": "还不快去!" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "两文钱,我……" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "噢噢,那咱就再加一文?" }, { "from": "燕小六", "value": "不加!" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "别冲人那么横。人家做生意是吧? 那就再加……吃完饭再加,呵呵呵呵给给给,给你,瞧你那小气劲儿。要不怎么说无奸不商呢?" }, { "from": "燕小六", "value": "无商不奸。" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "还不知道谁奸呢?" }, { "from": "燕小六", "value": "你说什么?" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "那啥,这钱你拿着,你到别处去吃啊。" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "怎么着?三文钱就不是钱哪?你个小掌柜,还跟我耍起脸子来了,是吧?" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "不敢了,不敢了。" }, { "from": "燕小六", "value": "快去!" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "看,看什么看,你信不信我赶紧去啊,去晚了三文钱我也不给你,哈哈哈哈。" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "吕掌柜。" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "你怎么这个点就来了?" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "我来跟你说一声。我今天有可能打不了了。" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "谢天谢地。为什么打不了了?" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "你那棒子面粥,搁了多久?" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "现熬的。昨晚乘的粥底,现兑的水。好吧,前天熬的。" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "你害死我了!" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "怎么了?" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "拉肚子拉得我连说话的力气都没有了。" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "那就赶紧找个医歇会儿。我扶你进去。当心。" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "站住。" }, { "from": "燕小六", "value": "等一下。" } ] }, { "id": "episode_40_chunk_12", "conversations": [ { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "谁呀?这是?" }, { "from": "燕小六", "value": "谁呀?" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "我表妹。" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "我怎么没听说你有个表妹呀?" }, { "from": "燕小六", "value": "我也没听说过。" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "远房的,不常来往。" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "哦。多大了?" }, { "from": "燕小六", "value": "几岁了?" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "十七?十八? 十九? 不超过二十。 可能二十出点头。赶紧说吧,李捕头问你话呢。" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "跟他又不熟,凭什么告诉他?" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "哎。" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "她的意思就是说,那什么,女孩子家的年龄阿,不方便透露。" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "哈哈哈哈,淘气。" }, { "from": "燕小六", "value": "调皮。" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "我就喜欢这个调调。" }, { "from": "燕小六", "value": "我也喜欢。" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "有婆家了么?" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "没有,你满意了吧?" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "你跟着添什么乱?去!" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "那啥,您二位慢慢聊,我扶她进屋。" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "哎,不急不急不急。既然你没有婆家,我就勉为其难,我帮你寻摸一个。" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": " 我谢谢你全家了。" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "甭客气,要谢就谢咱七侠镇的衙门好,哈哈哈哈。" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "郭女侠,你这是何苦呢?" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "你以为我真嫁呀?等我休息一宿,把身体调养好,明天就叫他们好看!" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "怎么了?" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "茅房,茅房在哪儿?" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "茅房在那。" } ] }, { "id": "episode_40_chunk_13", "conversations": [ { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "小贝。你怎么了?怎么了?说话呀,怎么了?" }, { "from": "莫小贝", "value": "我没事儿,糖葫芦吃多了。" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "那你还吃呀?不是让他们送饭上来了吗?" }, { "from": "莫小贝", "value": "饭呢?饭呢?饭呢?存心想饿死我嘛。" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "我找他们算账去。小贝,千万要挺住啊。嫂子带你看医生,不要怕啊。你说什么?大声点儿?" }, { "from": "莫小贝", "value": "我这辈子……" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "你别再说了。有嫂子在,你不会死的。不会死的。" }, { "from": "莫小贝", "value": "让我把话说完。" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "你说。" }, { "from": "莫小贝", "value": "我这辈子,打死也不吃糖葫芦了!" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "那山楂糕和冰糖蜜枣呢?" }, { "from": "莫小贝", "value": "山楂?冰糖?" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "小贝。" } ] }, { "id": "episode_40_chunk_14", "conversations": [ { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "白先生,先别收,救救孩子吧。" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "哎,这是怎么了这是?" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "糖葫芦吃多了。" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "呀,吃了多少啊?" }, { "from": "莫小贝", "value": "四五十串吧,就今儿下午,上午吃多少我就不记得了。" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "你可真没少吃啊,不亏是武林中人。" }, { "from": "莫小贝", "value": "承让,承让。你赶紧开药吧。" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "快开药吧。" }, { "from": "莫小贝", "value": "再吐两次,我就成驼背了。" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "这两件事儿有什么关系吗?" }, { "from": "莫小贝", "value": "废话!你吐的时候直着腰板呀?" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "对对对,这孩子,看这情形呀,病得不轻啊。" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "那还用得着你说吗?" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "我的意思是,赶紧送医馆呀!来来来,我背。" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "谢谢白先生。" }, { "from": "赛貂蝉", "value": "出去,出去。" }, { "from": "莫小宝", "value": "你再宽限两天,回头他们就把银子送来了。" }, { "from": "赛貂蝉", "value": "我这是怡红楼,又不是救济院. 准备好银子再来吧。" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "那个人看着很眼熟嘛。" }, { "from": "莫小贝", "value": "能不眼熟么?这是我哥。哥,这儿呢。" }, { "from": "莫小宝", "value": "哎,你们怎么来了?" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "我们……来看看你。" }, { "from": "莫小宝", "value": "哦,谢谢啊. 哎,你身上带钱了没有?" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "这次走得匆忙,没有带多少钱。" }, { "from": "莫小宝", "value": "有多少算多少,来来来,没事的,没事的。我先回去玩两天啊,你们先回家,回头我看你们去。" }, { "from": "莫小贝", "value": "哥……" }, { "from": "莫小宝", "value": "小贝乖啊,听嫂子话啊。春兰,秋香。" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "你摊上这哥真够受罪的了。" }, { "from": "莫小贝", "value": "那是我哥,不是她哥。" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "他是我的夫君……小贝。" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "来来来,我来。" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "错了错了,那是怡红楼,去医馆。" } ] }, { "id": "episode_40_chunk_15", "conversations": [ { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "还没咋的呢,都吃光了。我闯荡江湖这么多年,你是对我最好的。" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "哦,你就从来没碰到过红尘知己,风流少侠什么的?" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "统统没感觉。但是我对你有感觉。" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "我也有感觉。" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "不管怎么说,咱俩是有缘人,就冲着个,再给我炒盘菜去。" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "哦,在这儿等着我呢。女侠是不是都挺能吃?" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "大家是力气活,不吃饱怎么行?" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "你说,要不咱们别打了?" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "为什么不打?你想一辈子受气啊?" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "受不受气无所谓,我突然觉得吧,以暴制暴,它不是个办法。" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "哼,不付出血的代价,怎么能叫行侠仗义呢?侠女郭芙蓉,绝非浪得虚名。" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "好吧,我信你。豁出去了。我给你做菜去。" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "快去啊,给我烤只羊。" } ] }, { "id": "episode_40_chunk_16", "conversations": [ { "from": "白展堂", "value": "你果然在这儿呢。小贝好点儿了么?" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "吃了药就睡了,这两天可苦了她了。" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "她哥不管她呀?" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "管,每年给点银子。剩下的事情都是我管。" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "你这又当嫂子,又当娘的。也真够辛苦的了。" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "习惯了就好了。只要能把小贝拉扯大,吃再多的苦我觉得也值了。" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "你就没想过,改变命运?" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "命运都是天定的,怎么改呀?" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "这话你说的不对。其实每个人的命运都掌握在自己的手里。" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "你可不要瞎说呀,弄不好会遭天谴的。" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "谴就谴,我认了。在我年轻的时候,我是说更年轻的时候,我也不知道我应该做些什么,本来我是学画画的,听了我娘的话,稀里糊涂的改学医了。学了也没两天,先生就死了。我就自己支了个摊,就这么混着,如果要遇不到你的话,说不定我一辈子都这么混下去了。" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "这跟我有什么关系吗?" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "不瞒你说,我人生的理想,是做一个大侠。武功盖世的那种。路见不平我就拔刀相助。有的时候,甚至刀都不用拔,拿手指头,那么一戳就,走你。" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "那些武侠书你还是少看为好。" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "不满你说,那天我看到小贝往怡红楼里扯你的时候,我就心里一激动,特别地想行侠仗义救你,当然,我没救成。但是,这是我人生第一次行侠仗义。心里那个爽呀。就别提了。" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "早知道,当时就应该骂你一顿。" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "没用的。我决心已定。再也不能这样活,再也不能那样过。" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "生活就像爬大山。" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "我要带你走。寻遍名师,学上一身的好武艺回报社会。和你,和小贝。只要她愿意。" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "不行不行,她那么懒。走两步就吵吵腿疼,一定不肯的。" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "那你呢?" } ] }, { "id": "episode_40_chunk_17", "conversations": [ { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "我……我,她要是肯,我就肯。" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "就这么定了。明天一早我就找,小贝谈谈去。" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "哎,她要是不肯呢?" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "连她我都搞不定,我还怎么闯荡江湖啊?" } ] }, { "id": "episode_40_chunk_18", "conversations": [ { "from": "白展堂", "value": "醒醒,醒醒,终于醒了,够能睡的。" }, { "from": "莫小贝", "value": "啊,你是谁?你怎么进来的?" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "我?陪你看病的我呀。不记得了?" }, { "from": "莫小贝", "value": "噢,那你来这儿干吗?我嫂子呢?嫂子,嫂子。" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "喊什么?我还能把你给卖了?" }, { "from": "莫小贝", "value": "卖我?哎呀,妈呀,快来人呐。有人拐卖未成年少女。" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "疼疼疼……" }, { "from": "莫小贝", "value": "说,你鬼鬼祟祟进我屋干嘛?" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "我想带你和你嫂子,四处转转。疼疼疼。" }, { "from": "莫小贝", "value": "我还没掰呢。那你想带我们俩去哪儿玩呀?" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "那儿好玩儿咱去哪儿。游山玩水,其乐无穷。" }, { "from": "莫小贝", "value": "那这么着,你能捞着啥好处啊?" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "瞧你说的,没好处的事儿咱就不干了?哎哟,我……我喜欢你嫂子。" }, { "from": "莫小贝", "value": "你还说。哎?你咋不叫疼?" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "疼,我也说喜欢她。" }, { "from": "莫小贝", "value": "喂,我哥还没死呢,啊。" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "你哥那样,死跟没死有什么区别?" }, { "from": "莫小贝", "value": "别说了。" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "你嫂子跟着他过过一天好日子么?" }, { "from": "莫小贝", "value": "喂,我们自家事儿,用不着你管。再说了,我哥不管她,还有我呢。" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "你能照顾他一辈子吗?" }, { "from": "莫小贝", "value": "咋不能?" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "她病了。" }, { "from": "莫小贝", "value": "我带她上医馆。" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "她饿了。" }, { "from": "莫小贝", "value": "我给他作吃的。" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "她闷了。" }, { "from": "莫小贝", "value": "我给她讲笑话听。" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "她想要孩子了。" }, { "from": "莫小贝", "value": "我……我给她抱一个去!嘿嘿嘿嘿,没辙了吧?哈哈哈哈……" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "她想吃糖葫芦了。" }, { "from": "莫小贝", "value": "我。" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "山楂。冰糖。" }, { "from": "莫小贝", "value": "你能不能不说这个?一说这个我就想吐。" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "你放心,我一定会对你嫂子好的,和你,啊。" }, { "from": "莫小贝", "value": "把手拿开!你要说话不算数,我就叫你听一次咔叭交响乐。" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "什么乐?" }, { "from": "莫小贝", "value": "听完之后,全身上下,一根儿好骨头都不剩,哈哈哈。" } ] }, { "id": "episode_40_chunk_19", "conversations": [ { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "哈哈哈哈哈,我李某人迎亲来了。哈哈哈哈。" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "来得正好。" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "干什么?拽我干嘛?" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "我去跟他交涉一下。呵呵,李捕头,那啥,聘礼带了吗?" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "还要聘礼呀?昨儿你怎么不说呀?" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "这还用说吗?那家结婚不得下聘哪?要不,你先回去准备准备?准备好了再来啊。" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "哎,吕掌柜,别跟我提钱,俗!其实呀,只要你跟小六把小日子过好了,那比啥不强?拿着,把这红布盖上。咱俩出门见客。" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "哎,你知道,人家平时最喜欢用哪个成语吗?" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "嫁鸡随鸡,嫁狗随狗了。" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "错了啦,是,排~山~倒~海!排山再倒海,排山再再再" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "你怎么又回来了?" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "胡同口来了七八个捕快。" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "快躲起来。" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "兄弟们,把这个小子给我拿下了!" } ] }, { "id": "episode_40_chunk_22", "conversations": [ { "from": "白展堂", "value": "咱们先到华山去看一看。几百年来呀,武林高手都是在那叉架的。" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "你说去哪儿,就去哪儿。我们俩没意见。" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "好。" }, { "from": "莫小宝", "value": "哎,这谁呀这?你怎么不回家啊?" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "我……我有事儿耽误了两天。" }, { "from": "莫小宝", "value": "哦。正好,我这儿忙完了。走,回家" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "站住!她不能跟你走。" }, { "from": "莫小宝", "value": "哎,这谁呀?这是?你认识啊?" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "在下白展堂。这是我的名帖,有空欢迎过来捧场。" }, { "from": "莫小宝", "value": "走!" } ] }, { "id": "episode_40_chunk_23", "conversations": [ { "from": "燕小六", "value": "哈哈哈哈。" }, { "from": "燕小六", "value": "早知道这样,还不如当初让我妈给我提亲呢。" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "年轻人,吃一堑,长一智,把招子放亮点,别为了那点儿补助你就瞎胡闹。当然,我知道,这事儿我也有一定责任。但是归根结底,还是怨她!" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "呸,有种就过来跟我单挑啊。" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "嗬嗬,单挑是不是?好啊。还手啊,单挑啊。" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "呸,哈哈哈哈哈。" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "敢在老子地盘上撒野?我看你活腻歪了,带走。" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "不管我事儿,放了我。" }, { "from": "燕小六", "value": "可吕掌柜他嘛都没干呐。" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "谁说他嘛都没干?包庇罪犯,纵容行凶,他罪无可赦。" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "我冤枉呀我。" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "吕掌柜,这词儿你留着当戏文唱吧。一并带走,哎,等等,让吕掌柜再看一眼他这店。明儿就封了。" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "如果我当初,而是好好读书,没准现在已经中了举,当了县令,哪还至于受此窝囊气啊,唉。" }, { "from": "燕小六", "value": "走,走。快点,听见没?" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "如果当初没有闯荡江湖,而是好好在家呆着,没准现在已经成了天下第一女捕头,叫这群败类见了我就两腿发软,浑身打颤,哪至于落到这般田地,唉。" }, { "from": "燕小六", "value": "走,快走。" } ] }, { "id": "episode_40_chunk_24", "conversations": [ { "from": "莫小宝", "value": "先赊着,先赊着。" }, { "from": "赛貂蝉", "value": "不给钱就别上我怡红楼来。" }, { "from": "莫小宝", "value": "嘿嘿,真是婊子无情,戏子无意,今天这回呀,老子不玩了。有人吗?" } ] }, { "id": "episode_40_chunk_27", "conversations": [ { "from": "莫小宝", "value": "你以后别老跟人搭讪,不知道得还以为你想私奔呢。" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "如果当初学的不是医术,而是武功,没准我现在已经成了绝顶高手,一指头戳过去,赶紧把湘玉还给我,湘玉,唉。" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "如果当初小宝死得早,我早就跟展堂远走高飞了,没准现在连孩子都有了,一家人团团圆圆,和和美美,不知道多幸福,唉。" } ] }, { "id": "episode_40_chunk_28", "conversations": [ { "from": "莫小宝", "value": "走啊。小贝啊,乖不乖呀?" }, { "from": "莫小贝", "value": "乖呀。" }, { "from": "莫小宝", "value": "乖的话,哥亲手给你串糖葫芦吃,用最大的山楂,最甜的糖稀。" }, { "from": "莫小贝", "value": "如果当初没吃那么多糖葫芦,现在身体倍儿棒,吃嘛嘛香,不知道多爽,唉。" } ] }, { "id": "episode_40_chunk_29", "conversations": [ { "from": "燕小六", "value": "李捕头,不好了,李捕头,李捕头。" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "怎么了?好好说话,怎么了?" }, { "from": "燕小六", "value": "镇上那十几家商户看你把吕掌柜给抓了,都急了,联名上衙门把你给告了。" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "哼,慌什么呀?他们是不知道我跟娄知县的关系吧。" }, { "from": "燕小六", "value": "知不知道也没有用了。他们把你以前干的那点破事儿,一五一十都说了。娄知县当时听完以后是勃然大怒。当时就说……" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "说什么呀?说呀。" }, { "from": "燕小六", "value": "把你解除公职,押回衙门候审。" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "笑话,我不干了,谁当捕头啊?" } ] }, { "id": "episode_40_chunk_30", "conversations": [ { "from": "燕小六", "value": "哈哈哈哈哈哈,还有我呢。娄知县亲自任命的,还得我亲自动手?来,戴上啊。忍着点儿啊。" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "如果当初早点儿辞了职,随便找个地儿当厨子,没准现在连自己的酒楼都有了,唉。" }, { "from": "燕小六", "value": "走吧,走。" } ] }, { "id": "episode_40_chunk_31", "conversations": [ { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "本次中秋赏月会结束……之前我想对大家说,即使没有那些如果,我的生活也很充实,很快乐。" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "小贝,回你嫂子回去,喝高了。" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "用不着,我能认识你,你,你,还有你。是我的荣幸,你们呢?" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "荣幸,荣幸。" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "哈哈哈,那你们还苦着脸干什么?" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "这就对了。生活中有很多的不如意,如果一不开心,就寄希望于如果当初,那你永远都不会开心。趁着开心,我给大家赋诗一首。" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "好好好。" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "幻景再美终是梦,珍惜眼前始为真。怎么样?" }, { "from": "莫小贝", "value": "就两句呀?还不及我呢。" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "剩下两句你们来做。得带月亮的啊。" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "小贝来吧。" }, { "from": "莫小贝", "value": "莫使金樽空对月。" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "这是你做的吗?" }, { "from": "莫小贝", "value": "当然了,听好了下一句是,吃了上吨没下顿。开玩笑开玩笑,最后一句,听好了啊。举杯幸会有缘人。干杯。" }, { "from": "莫小贝", "value": "干杯!" }, { "from": "莫小贝", "value": "大嘴!!" } ] }, { "id": "episode_41_chunk_0", "conversations": [ { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "你坐近一点儿嘛" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "噢" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "再近一点儿" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "再坐近一点儿" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "再近就贴上了" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "贴上就贴上" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "喝酒喝的" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "你什么时候喝过酒啊" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "上个月喝的,酒劲儿大" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "好吧 我大概是有点儿太兴奋了" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "我也是啊" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "是奇迹 但最重要的是我们俩的共同努力" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "那你说 咱俩以后还会不会吵架" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "会 除非你把脾气改了" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "凭什么我改 你为什么不能改" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "好吧好吧 我知道我脾气不好 那我控制不住吗 怎么办" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "你可以换一种表达方式吗" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "换什么方式" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "跟我学啊" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "深呼吸" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "世界如此美妙" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "世界如此美妙" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "我却如此暴躁" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "我却如此暴躁" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "这样不好" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "这样不好" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "不好" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "不好" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "哎 怎么样" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "这能管用吗 噢随便念两句就熄火啦" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "你这个泼妇 滚一边去" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "你说什么" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "世界如此美妙 我却如此暴躁 这样不好 不好" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "这回怎么样" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "哇噻 真的好神唉 候哥" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "我跟你讲 最重要的是深呼吸 你知道吧" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "好好 那我会努力的 你要监督我啊" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "光监督没用的" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "谁像泼皮呀" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "世界如此美妙 我却如此暴躁 这样不好 不好" } ] }, { "id": "episode_41_chunk_1", "conversations": [ { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "这么晚了 你咋还不睡呢" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "你们不也没睡吗" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "你还开着大门啊 你不怕掌柜的骂你啊" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "就是啊" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "开开门 透透气 要不然心里憋得慌" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "大嘴 你是不是有什么心事啊" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "也没啥心事 就看你们小俩口甜甜蜜蜜出双入对的 有点儿眼红" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "你也找一个呗" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "就是嘛" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "要不我帮你找好了" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "算啦算啦 我就是一时郁闷 睡一宿觉就好了" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "那你好好的啊" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "你早点回屋啊" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "要是蕙兰在就好了" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "老天爷 如果能让我在有生之年再见她一面的话 我宁愿从此失明" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "蕙兰" }, { "from": "杨蕙兰", "value": "你还记得我名字啊" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "稍微再等一下" }, { "from": "杨蕙兰", "value": "你也叫李秀莲吗" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "还有谁叫李秀莲啊" }, { "from": "杨蕙兰", "value": "噢 没谁" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "唉唉 我帮你拎吧" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "那啥还是你拎吧 我拎不动" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "啥破地儿啊 一蹭一脚泥" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "往上 往左边拐就是" } ] }, { "id": "episode_41_chunk_2", "conversations": [ { "from": "杨蕙兰", "value": "振作精神 勇夺第一" }, { "from": "杨蕙兰", "value": "谁呀" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "送早饭的" }, { "from": "杨蕙兰", "value": "我没要早饭啊" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "这是我们店里送的" }, { "from": "杨蕙兰", "value": "这么多呀 我吃不了的" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "吃不了就慢慢吃 再吃不了就把它倒了" }, { "from": "杨蕙兰", "value": "那多浪费啊" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "哎呀妈呀 你还是那么贤惠" }, { "from": "杨蕙兰", "value": "嗯?我以前贤惠过吗" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "那当然啦 你在我心里那就是贤惠的代名词" }, { "from": "杨蕙兰", "value": "那要不你也一块儿吃吧啊" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "那我就不客气了啊" }, { "from": "杨蕙兰", "value": "可能是吧 哎你好像比以前胖了点吧" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "哎呀妈呀 你还记得我以前的样儿啊" }, { "from": "杨蕙兰", "value": "没有啊 早就扔了" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "干啥扔了呀" }, { "from": "杨蕙兰", "value": "我又不招亲了 还要它干吗呀" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "那你这次到七侠镇来——" }, { "from": "杨蕙兰", "value": "专程来找你的嘛" }, { "from": "杨蕙兰", "value": "怎么啦" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "没怎么" }, { "from": "杨蕙兰", "value": "你等我一下 一小下 我有样东西要给你啊" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "嫁妆 嫁妆 肯定是" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "没嫁妆无所谓啊" }, { "from": "杨蕙兰", "value": "噢这把刀啊 你先拿着吧啊先拿着" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "哎呀妈呀 这一见面就送这么大的礼 不好意思啊" }, { "from": "杨蕙兰", "value": "这不是给你的 这刀是用来卖的" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "卖卖卖 卖的啊 多少钱呐" }, { "from": "杨蕙兰", "value": "价钱不重要 重要的是这品质" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "行行行 你甭说了 我买了我买了" }, { "from": "杨蕙兰", "value": "一两银子" }, { "from": "杨蕙兰", "value": "三把起买" }, { "from": "杨蕙兰", "value": "我知道你嫌贵" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "不贵 不就是三两银子嘛" }, { "from": "杨蕙兰", "value": "没想到这小子还挺有钱的嘛" } ] }, { "id": "episode_41_chunk_3", "conversations": [ { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "大佬 你就借我点儿钱吧" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "那啥 你赶紧起来 你让人看见多不好啊" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "你不借给我钱 我就不起来" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "不是 三两银子我到哪儿给你找去" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "你不还有张地契吗" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "等我赚了钱我就还给你 我给你赎出来" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "你的欠条 得了吧 上个月十文钱还没还呢" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "我说我不还了吗啊" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "喂 又不是我不借给你 你骂我干吗" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "近墨者黑近猪者臭" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "哎呀 是近朱者赤的啦" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "乌鸦站在猪身上 一个色儿" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "你说什么" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "芙妹" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "世界如此美妙 我却如此暴躁 这样不好 不好" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "没关系 继续骂吧" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "行啦 我也不骂你们了 你们不借也行 帮我写张东西啊" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "什么东西啊" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "换银子的东西呗" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "换银子?" } ] }, { "id": "episode_41_chunk_4", "conversations": [ { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "卖身契?" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "嗯 我白给你干三年 你得管吃管住啊" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "现在不就是吗" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "现在我还领月钱呢 签了这个之后 我连月钱都不领了" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "噢 谢谢啊 谢谢" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "别别 三两银子呢 你真当我傻呀" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "你要那么多钱干啥呀" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "我就想买把菜刀" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "你不是有刀吗 还是玄铁的 天底下可就你那么一把啊" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "我也不想啊 可是你看蕙兰" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "哪个蕙兰" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "对 要么怎么说我后半辈子的幸福全在这三两银子上了" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "你要是买了刀 她就肯嫁给你了啊" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "没有啊" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "那你这么起劲干什么呀" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "不是 掌柜的 你说这是蕙兰第一次向我提要求 你说 我敢不答应她吗" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "那你要是买完刀她再提第二个要求 你怎么办" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "再把自己卖了 连卖三十年" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "行了行了 要不这样 我去找她谈谈 要真的是把好刀" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "嘿 行 但你得以我的名义啊" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "以你的名义 也不知道你中的什么邪" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "喝茶" } ] }, { "id": "episode_41_chunk_5", "conversations": [ { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "具体不用说 这把刀是好刀 我知道 就这个价钱 有点儿偏高了" }, { "from": "杨蕙兰", "value": "你错了 这把刀本身啊根本值不了几个钱" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "那你还卖地这么贵啊" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "不贵 这么好的刀 我觉得这价钱正合适" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "那你就买把 我就不打搅你们俩了啊" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "我不是让你帮我参谋参谋嘛" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "你都决定买了 还参谋个啥嘛 想买就买吧 我支持你" }, { "from": "杨蕙兰", "value": "好 有魄力 真不愧是当掌柜的" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "哎不不 你先收好 等一下" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "掌柜的掌柜的 拿来吧" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "拿啥呀" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "三两银子呀 你不会反悔吧" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "我不反悔" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "那我就是瓜" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "啥玩意儿" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "你没有看见那把菜刀都糙成什么样子了" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "那不是蕙兰的嘛" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "那我还是湘玉呢" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "掌柜的 我求求你了 求求你了" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "蕙兰 你咋来了" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "左三圈 右三圈 脖子——" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "哎呀妈呀 掌柜的 你就蒙我吧 早晚有一天我得让你给吓死了" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "大嘴 绝对不是我小气 我只是觉得 不应该花这个冤枉钱" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "那不花这冤枉钱 我花啥呀 你说我现在还有啥能给她的" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "体贴呀 关怀呀 缠绵呀 女人需要的不是钱" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "男人需要的是钱呐 你说我没钱 我哪儿来的底气和自信呢" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "算咧算咧 跟你也说不清楚" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "掌柜的" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "你要干啥呀" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "你要不给我钱 我就把自个儿掐死" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "蕙兰 你咋来了" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "蕙兰 没啥 我跟掌柜的已经都商量好了" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "那把刀我们不要了 你自己留着使吧" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "啥玩意儿" }, { "from": "杨蕙兰", "value": "哦 那我就先不打扰了" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "啥玩意儿" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "你掐掐掐 我造的什么孽呀 招了你这么个厨子 气死了" }, { "from": "杨蕙兰", "value": "请进" }, { "from": "杨蕙兰", "value": "请问有事吗" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "我们还想再看看那把刀" }, { "from": "杨蕙兰", "value": "刀就别看了 我还是给你们讲讲福利吧啊" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "还有福利啊" }, { "from": "杨蕙兰", "value": "我刚才跟你们说过嘛 这刀本身不值钱 值钱的是买了刀以后啊所享受的待遇" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "买菜刀还有售后服务呀" }, { "from": "杨蕙兰", "value": "消费者是玉帝嘛 买了这刀啊就自动加入我的门派了" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "你那是啥门派呀" }, { "from": "杨蕙兰", "value": "买了再告诉你 哎入了我的派以后啊 可以每月按时收到各大酒楼的最新菜单" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "还有这等好事情啊" }, { "from": "杨蕙兰", "value": "这倒不算什么啦" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "哎呀妈呀 那那那咋晋级呀" }, { "from": "杨蕙兰", "value": "买三把呀 就是黑铁弟兄 想升到白银弟兄啊 还得再买呢" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "噢 也就是说 只要多买几把刀就可以一直往上升" }, { "from": "杨蕙兰", "value": "对呀 普通到黑铁呀 是三把 黑铁到青铜 是三十把 青铜到白银 是三百把" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "三千把" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "那得用到什么时候啊" }, { "from": "杨蕙兰", "value": "所以你就要开动脑筋 发动一切资源 让每一个吃饭的下厨的都来买刀" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "噢~~" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "那你现在是什么级别啊" }, { "from": "杨蕙兰", "value": "再卖三把呀 就是白银 怎么样啊" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "这么好的买卖 我再考虑考虑啊" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "还考虑啥呀 赶紧买呗" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "你放心 这把菜刀我肯定买了" }, { "from": "杨蕙兰", "value": "好好好 我等着你的消息啊" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "那这把菜刀能不能借给我 让他们看看样子" }, { "from": "杨蕙兰", "value": "拿去拿去啊 你好好卖哦 我等着你的消息啊" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "你放心 我不是一般人儿" } ] }, { "id": "episode_41_chunk_6", "conversations": [ { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "挺好的 挺好的" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "老白你看看来" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "啥破玩意儿 这刀也太糙了 切块豆腐都能卷了刃儿" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "这你就不懂了吧 刀不值钱 值钱的是待遇" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "噢 合着就你有待遇 我们就剩把破刀了" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "不是 你们也可以卖啊 等你们卖够数 你们也能享受待遇了" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "卖到最后总有享受不到待遇的人吧" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "那就只能算他们命不好了" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "大嘴 天下没有白吃的午餐 这件事情 你还是想清楚为好" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "还想啥呀想 我就不相信蕙兰她能把我给卖了" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "瞧瞧 这才叫情深意重" }, { "from": "莫小贝", "value": "买吧买吧 买把刀就能加入门派 这么好的事儿 谁不想干" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "您已经是掌门啦 姐姐" }, { "from": "莫小贝", "value": "我那派没啥人 他们那派 肯定小不了 进去吧 没错的" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "哎呀妈呀 要不说是当过掌门的呢 小脑瓜子就是比别人清楚" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "她脑瓜清楚 就不用别人帮她写作文了" }, { "from": "莫小贝", "value": "那也总比让别人做衣服强啊 还非说自己做的" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "说什么呢" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "芙蓉——" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "世界如此美妙 我却如此暴躁 这样不好 不好" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "好了好了 大嘴买刀大家同意还是不同意" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "同意 不同意" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "既然这样 举手表决 少数服从多数 同意的举手" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "一 二 三" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "咋少一票吗" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "你呢" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "我坚决不同意" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "秀才 老白 你说 你们还是不是我兄弟 啊" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "要是单单花点儿银子那倒无所谓 关键就是这种秘密组织 你进去就不好出来" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "大嘴 大嘴 大嘴 这个女人因为银子才跟你在一块儿 得到她也没啥意思的" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "嘿哟 你说得倒轻巧 敢情你现在是幸福了啊 你浓我浓柔情蜜意的啊" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "那啥那啥 大嘴 我理解你 我同意" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "那行 那既然这样的话 咱们就重新表决了啊 同意的举手" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "哎呀妈呀 这么一大片 不同意的举手" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "展堂" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "我弃权" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "太可怜了 就这一票 我跟你说啊 四票对一票 一票作废 这么着 银子给我拿来吧" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "等等 把卖身契签了" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "说啥事儿啊" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "对付公堂" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "那行" } ] }, { "id": "episode_41_chunk_7", "conversations": [ { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "那个成交之前呢 我想先说清楚啊 这可全都是看你的面子" }, { "from": "杨蕙兰", "value": "大嘴哥 你的心意呀 蕙兰心里一清二楚啊" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "那就好 拿去花拿去花拿去花" }, { "from": "杨蕙兰", "value": "可我对天发过毒誓了 这辈子打死也不嫁人了" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "为什么呀" }, { "from": "杨蕙兰", "value": "哎 招了这么久的亲 早对男人失望透了" }, { "from": "杨蕙兰", "value": "除了你啊" }, { "from": "杨蕙兰", "value": "你是个好男人 但不适合我" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "那你早说啊 你把银子还我" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "干啥呀 你要黑吃黑啊" }, { "from": "杨蕙兰", "value": "吃你干吗 既然买了刀 就是咱自家弟兄 只要你别做得太过分 我是不会对你下手的" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "啊" }, { "from": "杨蕙兰", "value": "好像不太贴切啊 反正就这意思" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "那作为自家弟兄 我能不能提一个小小的无礼要求" }, { "from": "杨蕙兰", "value": "随便提吧 除了还银子" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "我现在退出行不" }, { "from": "杨蕙兰", "value": "不可能的 入了我菜刀门 这辈子你都别想出去啦 拿去拿去拿去" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "这我拿着 这这" } ] }, { "id": "episode_41_chunk_8", "conversations": [ { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "菜刀门 菜刀门 菜刀门……" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "我早就跟你说过你不信" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "行行行 甭管我 你接着撞" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "菜刀门 菜刀门 菜刀门…" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "把枕头给他抽了" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "干啥呀 想撞死我啊 我脑瓜本来就不好使" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "那你还撞 有这闲工夫好好想想怎么把钱要回来" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "我倒想去要啊 可她武功那么高 我咋要啊" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "这个事儿你就不用管了 我去找她谈一谈" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "掌柜的 你去谈也行 但你多少给她留点面子啊" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "你呀" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "菜刀门 菜刀门 菜刀门…" } ] }, { "id": "episode_41_chunk_9", "conversations": [ { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "嗯哼 那我就长话短说了 这三把菜刀 你先拿回去" }, { "from": "杨蕙兰", "value": "对不起 货物售出 概不退换 这是敝派的规矩啊" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "要不这样 刀你先拿着 银子 你可以留一点儿 还我二两就行了" }, { "from": "杨蕙兰", "value": "那我不成白占便宜了 你把我当什么人了" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "都不容易嘛 所以就应该互相谅解 理解万岁" }, { "from": "杨蕙兰", "value": "对呀 那你就理解我好了 我这边呀 要钱没有 要命一条" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "姓杨地 你不要敬酒不吃吃罚酒" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "不好 要坏事儿" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "我踹门了" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "世界如此美妙" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "我却如此暴躁" }, { "from": "杨蕙兰", "value": "你想怎么样" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "哼 怎么样 自己看吧" }, { "from": "杨蕙兰", "value": "这是什么" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "大嘴的卖身契" }, { "from": "杨蕙兰", "value": "啊 这 这人是不是有病啊" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "确实有病 相思病 这份情我看你怎么还" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "啊——" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "掌柜的你没事儿吧" }, { "from": "杨蕙兰", "value": "你?" }, { "from": "杨蕙兰", "value": "相公 你这是什么意思吗" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "你能不能不要叫我相公 我听着别扭" }, { "from": "杨蕙兰", "value": "好吧 相公" }, { "from": "杨蕙兰", "value": "那我改个称呼好了" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "赶紧改一个 赶紧改" }, { "from": "杨蕙兰", "value": "那就叫夫君好了 夫君——" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "杨姑娘 我这个人缺点特别多 我有暴力倾向 我特别喜欢打老婆" }, { "from": "杨蕙兰", "value": "我就喜欢打老婆的 打是疼骂是爱 以后你要是一天不打我 我还跟你着急呢" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "我 我 我 我已经有老婆啦 而且不止一个" }, { "from": "杨蕙兰", "value": "那我也认了 人多一点儿 吃起饭来都特别香你们说是吧" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "香不了 我们家都穷的揭不开锅啦" }, { "from": "杨蕙兰", "value": "那就嫁鸡随鸡 嫁狗随狗了 不管你是贫还是富 是好还是孬 我都跟定你了" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "哪怕我是个女的?" }, { "from": "杨蕙兰", "value": "嗯 哪怕你是个女 女的?" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "对不起 我是个女的——]" }, { "from": "杨蕙兰", "value": "是你?" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "哈 是我 怎么样 最近挺好的吧" }, { "from": "杨蕙兰", "value": "好 好得很最近" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "我地银子" }, { "from": "杨蕙兰", "value": "对不起 货物售出 概不退换" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "刚才不是说好地吗" }, { "from": "杨蕙兰", "value": "说好什么了 我只是拿银子 又没说要给你" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "我可警告你啊 你不要敬酒不吃吃罚酒" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "我刚才已经说过了 没有用地 跟她动真格地吧" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "那你就别怪我不客气啦 关门 放秀才" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "子曾经曰过的 不仁者 不可以长处约 不可以长处乐" }, { "from": "杨蕙兰", "value": "没工夫听你说教" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "秀才 你没事儿吧你" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "忍住 一定要忍住" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "我忍不住啦" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "世界如此美妙 我却如此暴躁 这样不好 不好" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "不好不好" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "最后一个能打的也都歇菜了 撤吧" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "你给我等着" }, { "from": "杨蕙兰", "value": "他真的有那么喜欢我吗" } ] }, { "id": "episode_41_chunk_10", "conversations": [ { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "咋 咋样儿" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "她不肯还呢" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "不但不还 还要打人" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "菜刀门 菜刀门 菜刀门……" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "不要再撞咧" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "谢谢掌柜的还心疼我" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "谁心疼你 我心疼我这柱子 还有我这房梁 刚装修了半年——" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "跑题儿了 进入正题" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "噢噢噢 你也不要着急吗 这个事儿还有得商量噢" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "还商量啥呀 蕙兰跟我已经恩断义绝了" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "断就断 再找一个 又不是什么好玩意儿" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "我不许你诋毁蕙兰啊" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "哎呀 你气质还硬了 回去撞柱子去" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "菜刀门 菜刀门 菜刀门……" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "哎 什么才叫情深意重啊" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "妹子 千万别跟哥学 哥傻哥认了" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "啥歌呀" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "我的柔情她永远不懂" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "你那是柔情吗 你那是矫情 小贝" }, { "from": "莫小贝", "value": "你的矫情我永远不懂" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "我无法向她说得清楚—u—u—u—" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "哎 蕙兰来啦" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "哎呀妈呀 蕙兰呀" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "都出去 出去" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "还有你 还矫情 我看你就够矫情了" } ] }, { "id": "episode_41_chunk_11", "conversations": [ { "from": "莫小贝", "value": "菜呢 我的菜呢" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "这不是菜吗" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "不要吵了 没有看见你大嘴叔叔正烦着呢吗" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "对不起啊 我今天实在——" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "没有关系 没有关系" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "挺好的 挺好的" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "展堂啊 这个事要是摊在你身上 你打算怎么办呀" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "那能咋办呀 直接报案呗" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "报案 报啥案呐" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "巧取豪夺 强买强卖呀" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "谁说的 那明明是我自愿的嘛" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "两把破菜刀卖那么高价钱 你还自愿啊 谁信啊" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "你啥意思啊 你想让我因为这件事儿就诬陷蕙兰 那门儿都没有" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "大嘴大嘴 我们大家都是为了你好" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "用不着 你说为了这点儿银子 就把蕙兰搭进去那不值当啊" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "咋地啦 我说句实话不行啊 我跟你说 有本事把小六给我叫来" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "我拍我自己脸上 我叫你这张臭嘴 拍我自个儿" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "小六还没有吃饭呢吗 来来 一起坐下吃吧" }, { "from": "燕小六", "value": "不用了 我来就是通知一下 最近刚冒出个菜刀门来" }, { "from": "燕小六", "value": "有 没有" }, { "from": "燕小六", "value": "掌柜的 到底有没有" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "到底有没有" }, { "from": "莫小贝", "value": "问大嘴" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "没有 真的没有 六儿 我跟你说 如果有任何情况 我绝对第一个亲自向您汇报" }, { "from": "燕小六", "value": "用不着 我这人脸皮儿薄 挨不起嘴巴子" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "再见 六捕头" }, { "from": "燕小六", "value": "六捕头?" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "再见燕捕头 再见" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "看啥呢" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "朝廷都下通知了 你还想扛着" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "那你们吃 我再寻思寻思啊 我寻思寻思" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "吃饭吃饭" } ] }, { "id": "episode_41_chunk_12", "conversations": [ { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "那件事情你想明白了没有" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "无论发生啥事儿 我也不能出卖蕙兰 你们也不能啊" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "我就知道" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "那换了你 你咋办" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "那还用说吗 肯定是听朝廷的呀" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "那朝廷要缉拿盗圣你也帮忙啊" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "那完全不是一码事儿 展堂又没有害人 再说他已经退隐江湖了" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "可是蕙兰早晚也能退出来呀" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "你有没有想过 在她退出来之前 有多少人要受骗呢" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "也就是骗骗我 别人她骗得了谁呀" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "哎 你不要忘了 在你之前 她可卖出去小三百把啦" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "可那是蕙兰呐" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "我也知道你很为难 这件事情 就交给我们来办吧" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "那我呢" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "找个地方大哭一场 把眼泪流干 然后把她忘了吧" } ] }, { "id": "episode_41_chunk_13", "conversations": [ { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "赶紧报案吧" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "谁去" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "我还有那么多碗筷我得收拾呢" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "我那帐还没清呢 我赶紧去清账去" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "那么多客人呢 我走不开呀" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "那就大嘴去" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "我" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "好好好 我去我去" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "大嘴 别难受啊 回头哥给你介绍个好的啊" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "你干啥去呀" }, { "from": "杨蕙兰", "value": "四处走走 顺便多发展几个弟兄 来 这个给你" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "这啥玩意儿啊" }, { "from": "杨蕙兰", "value": "我的名帖呀 谁要是想买刀啊 就找你先预订" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "哎 你先别走 我想跟你聊聊" }, { "from": "杨蕙兰", "value": "哎 大嘴哥 没用的 我真的发过毒誓的" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "我没别的意思 我就想跟你磨叽磨叽" }, { "from": "杨蕙兰", "value": "磨叽磨叽啊" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "对 磨叽磨叽 一直磨叽到他来" }, { "from": "燕小六", "value": "是她吗" }, { "from": "燕小六", "value": "就是她" }, { "from": "燕小六", "value": "识相点儿 自己带上吧" }, { "from": "杨蕙兰", "value": "慢着 抓我也行 先把罪名说清楚" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "巧取豪夺 强买强卖" }, { "from": "杨蕙兰", "value": "好啊 买刀之前 我有没有让你看过货啊" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "有啊" }, { "from": "杨蕙兰", "value": "那你是自愿付钱的噢" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "对呀" }, { "from": "杨蕙兰", "value": "我有没有逼过你啊" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "没有" }, { "from": "杨蕙兰", "value": "那怎么能叫强买强卖呢" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "你别问我啊 这不是我说的" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "是我说的" }, { "from": "杨蕙兰", "value": "这笔银子 他又不是赚不回来" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "是啊 他也可以像你一样到处传销到处骗" }, { "from": "燕小六", "value": "呵呵 没话说了吧 那就走吧" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "哎哎 燕捕头 燕捕头 能不能再给蕙兰一个将功赎罪的机会啊" }, { "from": "燕小六", "value": "怎么赎啊" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "我听蕙兰说 说她上面还有人 是吧" }, { "from": "杨蕙兰", "value": "对对对" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "咱把她上面的人给抓起来 这样是不是就能把危害降到最轻呢" }, { "from": "燕小六", "value": "这招行啊" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "行" }, { "from": "燕小六", "value": "你呢" }, { "from": "杨蕙兰", "value": "好 我答应你 我想办法通知他们过来" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "这不好了嘛" } ] }, { "id": "episode_41_chunk_14", "conversations": [ { "from": "杨蕙兰", "value": "怎么还不来呀" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "没事儿 咱有的是时间 咱俩再聊聊 聊聊啊" }, { "from": "杨蕙兰", "value": "我对你没感觉 这你知道的吧" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "那你就不能骗骗我啊" }, { "from": "杨蕙兰", "value": "我喜欢你 胜过喜欢我自己 你信吗" }, { "from": "杨蕙兰", "value": "那不就得了 说实话 我早就把你给忘了" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "那你不是说你专门来看我的吗" }, { "from": "杨蕙兰", "value": "那你恨不恨我呀" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "恨你干啥呀 我就恨我自个儿没早点儿认识你" }, { "from": "杨蕙兰", "value": "为什么" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "我要早点儿认识你 那你就不会吃那么多苦 那咱俩也许—— 是吧" }, { "from": "杨蕙兰", "value": "是什么是呀 我不想嫁人 是因为心里早已经有人了" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "谁呀 你告诉我 我不打他" }, { "from": "杨蕙兰", "value": "你倒是敢 我喜欢的人呀就是菜刀门的帮主" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "噢嗬 那他长啥样啊 是不是比我还帅" }, { "from": "杨蕙兰", "value": "不知道 只有升到黄金弟兄才有资格见到他" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "哎哟 我的傻妹子 你连他长得啥样都不知道 你瞎喜欢啥呀" }, { "from": "杨蕙兰", "value": "他那么年轻 那么有才华 在这么短的时间内把一个帮派发展得这么大 这种人才——" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "他一定不得好死" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "朝廷说的" }, { "from": "杨蕙兰", "value": "反正无论如何 我都希望他能逃过这一劫 能够东山再起" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "这是根本不可能的 你想啊 有朝廷在 谁也不能空手套白狼" } ] }, { "id": "episode_41_chunk_15", "conversations": [ { "from": "燕小六", "value": "老实点啊 别动啊 再动我砍了你 信不信" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "谁呀我看看" }, { "from": "燕小六", "value": "逮找了" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "我看看谁" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "这不是清风嘛" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "你你你 你咋到这儿来了呢" }, { "from": "清风", "value": "受我家先生之托 特地来看看你 顺便给你送两把菜刀" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "嘿 这清风 自己人 六儿 逮错了逮错了" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "来 小郭倒茶" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "好好" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "那个我师父身体还好啊" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "噢嗬嗬" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "喝点水喝点水" }, { "from": "杨蕙兰", "value": "你还有师父呢" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "哟 大嘴师父厉害着呢 京城神厨 你不知道啊" }, { "from": "杨蕙兰", "value": "是不是姓诸葛的" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "对呀 你也知道啊" }, { "from": "杨蕙兰", "value": "那 你是不是姓李啊" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "这不废话 那大嘴大嘴 能姓大吗" }, { "from": "杨蕙兰", "value": "那你是不是叫李秀莲呀" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "对" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "不不不是 我发过毒誓了啊 以后谁再管我叫李秀莲我跟谁急" }, { "from": "杨蕙兰", "value": "你是不是有把玄铁菜刀 正面刻着三个大字" }, { "from": "杨蕙兰", "value": "旺德福" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "反面是泰瑞宝" }, { "from": "杨蕙兰", "value": "刀把上是我太富吗" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "对呀 你也知道啊" }, { "from": "杨蕙兰", "value": "师父 我可算见到您啦 请受弟子一拜" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "别别别 咋回事儿啊" }, { "from": "燕小六", "value": "站住 说 怎么回事儿" }, { "from": "清风", "value": "我错啦 我再也不敢啦" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "别说没用的 说正经的 怎么回事儿" }, { "from": "清风", "value": "我家师父想买块好地 然后隐居山林 可是手头有点儿紧 我就——" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "你就咋得了" }, { "from": "清风", "value": "就造了一批菜刀出去卖 卖刀嘛 你也知道 不编点儿好听的咋卖呀" }, { "from": "清风", "value": "噢——" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "不 那你卖你的菜刀 你扯上我干啥呀" }, { "from": "清风", "value": "你不是有来头嘛 回头真要掰扯起来 你也应付得过去呀" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "啊 对 那倒也是啊 我在江湖上呢还是有一定的威名的" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "去去去去去 别扯乱七八糟的 你说你整这个菜刀门 你害了多少人 你知道吧" }, { "from": "清风", "value": "我知道 大不了我把钱退了呗" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "光退钱就行啦" }, { "from": "清风", "value": "那还怎么着啊" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "啊你还留着这个菜刀门 你让他继续祸害人呐" }, { "from": "清风", "value": "这我可没辙了 我又不是帮主" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "我宣布 菜刀门从此解散 蕙兰 我这全都是听你的啊" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "配合一下啊 噼儿噼儿" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "干啥打我" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "因为你贱" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "蕙兰 全是为了你呀" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "蕙兰 真的" } ] }, { "id": "episode_41_chunk_16", "conversations": [ { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "蕙兰 走啊" }, { "from": "杨蕙兰", "value": "诸位放心 那些银子啊我会陆续退掉的 一个子儿也不留啊" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "那就好那就好 等你退完银子之后呢 欢迎你回来小住两天 食宿全免" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "还有宵夜" }, { "from": "莫小贝", "value": "和零食 杨姐姐最喜欢吃糖葫芦 咱们大家给她多弄几串 还有山楂 蜜枣" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "拿下" }, { "from": "杨蕙兰", "value": "那我就先走了啊" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "走吧" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "哎呀 没有想到 咱李大帮主还挺痴情的嘛" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "哼 要不然人家咋是帮主呢" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "别开玩笑 我心情不好" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "噢哟 心情不好哟 帮主当了刚没有两天 就学会摆谱啦" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "别给自己找不自在啊 我心里烦 找抽呢" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "你说什么" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "世界如此美妙 我却如此暴躁 这样不好 不好" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "都怂成这样了 好得了吗" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "李大嘴 你再说一遍" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "我说你别给自己找不自在 怎么的" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "姑奶奶今天不把你打得桃花满天红 你就不知道姑奶奶心花为谁开" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "你秀才在这儿 我不信你敢打我" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "她敢真打" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "排山倒海" } ] }, { "id": "episode_42_chunk_0", "conversations": [ { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "你先把卖身契还我吧" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "你觉得我有那么慈祥吗" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "那三两银子我不是早还你了吗" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "本钱是还了 利息呢" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "利息 你啥时候说有利息了" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "现在呀 想要卖身契就好好干活儿 表现好了 我可以考虑" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "我啥时候表现不好了" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "自从蕙兰来了以后 你就没有做过一顿像样的饭吧" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "我现在不正调整呢吗" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "那就慢慢调 调好了我就还给你 但是有一个人抱怨 你就不要想拿回去" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "啥人呐 就这我还能做好饭" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "本来就做得不咋样" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "小六" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "咋了" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "来来来 喝茶" }, { "from": "燕小六", "value": "最近没嘛可疑分子吧" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "是不是出啥事儿了" }, { "from": "燕小六", "value": "我跟你说 出大事了" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "出啥大事了" }, { "from": "燕小六", "value": "保密" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "唉呀" }, { "from": "燕小六", "value": "不是我的决定是上边的主意 我也没办法" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "是不是又闹山贼了" }, { "from": "燕小六", "value": "是山贼倒好了 这回的事儿 比山贼恐怖一万八千多倍" }, { "from": "燕小六", "value": "我不跟你说了 怕吓着你" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "哎 小六 燕捕头 我们会不会受牵连呀" }, { "from": "燕小六", "value": "哎 你们呐 就自求多福吧啊" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "啊?" }, { "from": "客人甲", "value": "算账" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "噢 不要钱了 自求多福吧" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "唉唉 钱还没有结呢 哎呀不得了啦 要出大事啦要出大事啦" } ] }, { "id": "episode_42_chunk_1", "conversations": [ { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "我后悔啊我好后悔啊 " }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "行了行了 别嚎了" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "想想看 比山贼还要恐怖一万八千倍 那能是什么事情呀" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "被你逼婚" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "开玩笑呢 来来来吃饭吃饭" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "想想看 比山贼还要恐怖一万八千倍 那可是什么人呀" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "你自己照镜子就知道了" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "不要开玩笑了" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "她没开玩笑 你照照镜子 你看你的脸都拧成啥样儿了" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "郭芙蓉" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "来 小郭吃个豆腐" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "等会儿 小贝你看啥呢" }, { "from": "莫小贝", "value": "门外有个黑影刷一下就过去了" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "展堂" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "我没看见 什么也没看见 吃饭吃饭" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "切 早说你没有用了 还不相信" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "他可是传说当中的踏雪寻梅呀" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "啊" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "踏雪寻梅 什么意思啊" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "一种失传已久的轻功 穿着铁鞋在雪里走 不留脚印" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "这轻功 老白你不也会吗 你怕啥呀" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "我的轻功跟他一比 简直不堪一击 我不相信 不相信" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "不相信?我说什么来着 要出大事啦" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "你去哪儿啊" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "收拾细软 准备搬家" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "大嘴 你咋还吃呢" } ] }, { "id": "episode_42_chunk_2", "conversations": [ { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "唉唉 这样还能看出来吗" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "看不出来 看不出来" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "哎呀 人家武功那么高 还能在乎你那点儿破玩意儿" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "这里可有你的卖身契呢啊" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "是不是啊 哎呀妈呀 来来来" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "气死我了 难道精通惊涛掌的我 连你们都保护不了了吗" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "小郭 我支持你" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "给我去死" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "我还是依着大嘴睡 他暖和" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "别别别 干吗呀" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "躺好了躺好了 别乱动啊 我现在是御敌状态 一触即发" }, { "from": "莫小贝", "value": "哎呀 我睡不着 要听故事" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "从前有座山 山里有个庙" }, { "from": "莫小贝", "value": "哎呀 每次都来这么一套" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "庙里有个和尚" }, { "from": "莫小贝", "value": "我不要听你讲 我要听白大哥讲故事" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "老白 讲个故事" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "好讲故事 来来来" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "那好啊 白大哥就给你讲一个古宅幽灵的故事" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "不带自备音效的" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "不是我 你们瞧" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "啊——" }, { "from": "莫小贝", "value": "小郭姐姐 这就是你所谓的御敌状态呀" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "你懂什么 这就叫进可攻退可守" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "芙妹 你倒是挺暖和的" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "嘘嘘——" }, { "from": "门外", "value": "我呀 你们最敬爱的燕捕头" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "哎呀妈呀 吓死我了 " }, { "from": "燕小六", "value": "你们这是干嘛呢" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "还不是因为你 说话说一半 把我们给吓地" }, { "from": "燕小六", "value": "哎哟 我也没办法 这事儿说出来太大 说出来没人信呐" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "哎呀 行了 别卖关子啦 都是自己人 赶紧说" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "说出来 说不定我们还能帮你呢" }, { "from": "燕小六", "value": "事儿我可以说 但是 你们可不许外传" }, { "from": "燕小六", "value": "不外传 传啥呀 绝对不传" }, { "from": "莫小贝", "value": "到底啥事儿" }, { "from": "燕小六", "value": "你们听好了啊—— 盗圣重现江湖了" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "嘿嘿 我当谁呢" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "哎那个 太可怕了" }, { "from": "燕小六", "value": "更可怕的还在后边 十几天之内 关东四十六县 每个衙门口公堂上都用斗大的字写着" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "太不像话了" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "一点环保意识都没有" }, { "from": "燕小六", "value": "光是这样也就算了 四十六颗官印 全部被盗啦" }, { "from": "燕小六", "value": "啊——?" }, { "from": "燕小六", "value": "除了咱们这儿的" }, { "from": "燕小六", "value": "哎——" }, { "from": "燕小六", "value": "不过马上快轮到咱们这儿了" }, { "from": "燕小六", "value": "那咋办呢" }, { "from": "燕小六", "value": "娄知县想出了个高招" }, { "from": "燕小六", "value": "快说快说" }, { "from": "燕小六", "value": "把官印放我身上了 " }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "拿回去呀 这不是坑人嘛 那你要是把官印丢了 咋向上头交差啊" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "对呀" }, { "from": "燕小六", "value": "所以我就想起你们来了嘛" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "要丢你自己丢 千万别客气" }, { "from": "燕小六", "value": "睡觉睡觉睡觉 " }, { "from": "莫小贝", "value": "你这人谁呀你" }, { "from": "莫小贝", "value": "赶紧走 赶紧走" }, { "from": "燕小六", "value": "行了 诸位不用说了 求人不如求己 诸位保重 小六告辞了" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "等等 你可以住下" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "掌柜的 掌柜的" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "不许脱鞋" }, { "from": "燕小六", "value": "为嘛 我来这儿洗过脚啦" }, { "from": "燕小六", "value": "那也不许脱" }, { "from": "燕小六", "value": "不脱 不脱就不脱 总比熬夜强啊" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "哎哎哎 你睡那儿 我睡哪儿啊" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "那没办法 只能睡这儿了" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "展堂 跟我出来一下" }, { "from": "莫小贝", "value": "睡觉睡觉" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "哎哎 刀放好了" } ] }, { "id": "episode_42_chunk_3", "conversations": [ { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "你知道是谁吗" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "爱谁谁 反正不是我就行了" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "你就不害怕人家偷完了 然后栽赃在你的头上" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "哼 他也不知道我在哪儿" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "关中四十六个县 为啥最后一个偷这儿" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "不要再啃咧 好不容易修的 啃坏了 不好看" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "没事儿 我一紧张就得啃 马上就好" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "好了没有 展堂" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "一个不够 得啃俩" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "啃十个也没有用 你还是好好想想 以前得罪过谁吧" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "上一个得罪的是郭芙蓉" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "不可能" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "再上一个是无双" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "也不可能呀" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "那再上一个就是姬无病" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "会不会是他" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "不可能啊 他已经被处斩啦" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "借尸还魂" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "我咋想啊 我叫是叫盗圣 可说白了 我就是个小偷 总共也没偷几样东西 还都还了" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "怎么啦" }, { "from": "燕小六", "value": "官印官印 我就放凳子上了 消失啦" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "就在这儿?" }, { "from": "燕小六", "value": "嗯 就放这儿了" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "那好我问你们 它是“蹭”的一下消失了 还是“揉”的一下消失了" }, { "from": "燕小六", "value": "嘛嘛意思" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "“蹭”的一下 是突然间消失 “揉”的一下 是慢慢变透明然后消失" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "应该是“蹭”的一下" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "“蹭”的一下 “蹭”的一下" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "不可能 据我了解 当今世上还没有这么高的武功" }, { "from": "燕小六", "value": "你懂嘛呀你" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "他真懂 你还是信他吧 真的" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "如果我没有分析错的话 这个官印应该在某个人身上 绝没有出这个屋" }, { "from": "燕小六", "value": "那怎么办" }, { "from": "燕小六", "value": "搜呗" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "我来搜芙妹好了" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "去死" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "还是搜大嘴啊 暖和" }, { "from": "燕小六", "value": "我来 我搜你" }, { "from": "燕小六", "value": "没有啊 没有啊 没有啊" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "盯我看干嘛呀 还有一个人没搜过呢" }, { "from": "燕小六", "value": "谁呀" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "你说谁呀" }, { "from": "燕小六", "value": "我我呀 我自己能偷自己的东西吗" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "少废话 搜 动手" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "伊呟——" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "看着挺胖的 脱了还是挺胖的" }, { "from": "燕小六", "value": "看看看看看 有吗有吗 看 非得看 这回没话说了吧" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "难道说 真有隔空取物这一招?这怎么可能呢" }, { "from": "燕小六", "value": "哎——" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "小六 让他静一会儿 说不定能够找出线索来 咱们大家先睡吧" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "哎 哎哎哎" }, { "from": "莫小贝", "value": "哎呀 大嘴 醒醒 醒醒" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "知道我的痛苦了吧" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "候哥你好可怜呐" }, { "from": "燕小六", "value": "谁谁呀" }, { "from": "门外", "value": "我 刑捕头" }, { "from": "燕小六", "value": "刑捕头?我只听说过燕捕头 刑捕头从哪儿来的" }, { "from": "门外", "value": "是老邢 行了吧" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "大嘴 开门" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "来了" }, { "from": "邢捕头", "value": "就知道你在这儿 赶紧回去" }, { "from": "燕小六", "value": "太不像话了 这也" }, { "from": "邢捕头", "value": "官印还在你这儿吧" }, { "from": "燕小六", "value": "在呢 不信你问他们" }, { "from": "燕小六", "value": "天气不错" }, { "from": "邢捕头", "value": "六儿 把官印拿出来 我看看 拿出来" }, { "from": "燕小六", "value": "别着急 我拿还不行嘛 我拿 我拿 我拿" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "那你这官印——" }, { "from": "燕小六", "value": "还在我裤裆里藏着呢" }, { "from": "燕小六", "value": "伊呦——" }, { "from": "邢捕头", "value": "六啊 你还是别干捕快了" }, { "from": "燕小六", "value": "为嘛" }, { "from": "邢捕头", "value": "你这么好的想象力 不写小说可惜了" }, { "from": "燕小六", "value": "还嘴硬 诸位看好了 今天就让你们大开眼界 起来" }, { "from": "燕小六", "value": "别动 师父 我错了" } ] }, { "id": "episode_42_chunk_4", "conversations": [ { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "菜齐了 菜齐了啊 吃饭吃饭 饿死了" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "你 知道我叫什么吗" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "秀才 候哥" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "全名" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "吕轻候 怎么了嘛" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "没有问题了 吃饭吧" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "慢着 你们试我可以 我也得试试你们呀" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "还试啥呀 再不吃就没下顿拉" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "不要胡说了 不就是个小偷嘛 又不杀人" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "哎 不要转移话题好不好 我问你 你最喜欢的人是谁" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "这 我怎么能告诉你" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "那 说不出来就是假的 给我拿下" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "好好好 我说 我最喜欢的人" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "隐私问题你可以拒绝回答" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "好好" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "问的就是隐私啊 否则不是白问啦" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "你说这官印又不在咱们身上 他为啥找咱们呢" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "这可难说 人家那是冲你来的 哎老白 你说就因为你把大家全都连累了" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "这个菜咋这么淡的呀" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "淡吗 这不挺好的吗" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "卖身契不想要了是吧" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "行行行 我给你拿盐去 什么人呐这是" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "啊?" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "我说那小子啊盗圣 一天到晚藏头缩尾的 他要敢来 我一马勺把他煮了" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "咋回事儿" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "没事儿 盐罐子打了 从你月钱里扣 五十个铜板 李大嘴" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "葵花解穴手" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "该 再叫你胡说八道" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "别说了 他的七经八脉全都被封上了" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "这可咋办呀" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "只能靠他自己解 就算解开了 手脚也要麻上几天" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "这也太狠了吧" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "嘘——" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "不狠不狠 谁叫他嘴贱来着" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "如果我没猜错的话 这个人使得是隔空打穴" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "他很厉害吗 他跟你比怎么样" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "半斤八两吧" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "我半斤废铁 他八两黄金" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "啊——" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "那 那这个人要真那么厉害的话 你为什么不现身呢" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "他在享受着游戏的乐趣" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "啥游戏嘛" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "老猫逮耗子" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "伯母好 我叫湘玉 一路过来渴了吧 下来喝杯茶先" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "不用喝了 你伯母在刑部大牢里关着呢" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "还不兴人家逃狱吗 你说是吧 伯母" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "别喊啦 你伯母手筋脚筋全都被挑断了" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "还不兴人家自己长出来——" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "公孙乌龙" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "乌龙茶的那个乌龙啊" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "如果要是他的话 我们就等着给对方收尸吧 尤其是秀才" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "凭什么是我呀 我招他惹他啦" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "因为你害死了他倒霉的徒弟——姬无命" }, { "from": "莫小贝", "value": "让你嘴贱" } ] }, { "id": "episode_42_chunk_5", "conversations": [ { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "不要再啃咧 再啃手指头就没有咧" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "你下去 上面危险" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "我又不是盗圣 又没有害死过人家徒弟 有什么好怕的嘛" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "公孙乌龙杀人 根本就不需要理由" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "那你还在上面呆着" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "我只是希望 他们能直接来找我 免得连累了你们" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "你已经连累了我们" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "那我只能说对不起" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "你确实应该说对不起 但不是因为这个" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "那还能因为什么呀" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "当初既然决定了大家有福同享有难同当 就不应该说话不算数吧" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "你赶紧下去 再赖着 别怪我不客气" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "咋 还想动手啊你" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "葵花点 葵花" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "不要点 我还有最后几句话 说完就走" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "你说" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "长久以来 你做得很好 真的挺好的 如果没有你 我真的不知道该怎么撑下去" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "你别这么说 其实你 也是我有史以来见过的 最善良 最坚强的女人" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "这是你生平第一次夸我" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "也是最后一次" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "展堂 如果这次咱们俩能度过难关 你愿不愿意跟我举行一个正式而隆重的——" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "对不起 我不愿意" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "那就算了吧 本来想给你举办一个加薪仪式 涨点钱 冲冲喜 既然不肯 换别人吧" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "哎哎别别别 愿意 愿意 愿意" } ] }, { "id": "episode_42_chunk_6", "conversations": [ { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "什么盗圣 不过如此 再接我一掌" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "慢着 你确定他就是盗圣吗" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "百分之百确定 他没说对暗语" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "什么暗语啊" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "魔镜魔镜告诉我——" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "等等" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "又来了" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "哎哎哎 这小子又动了啊 " }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "大嘴干吗" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "行了 这事儿包我身上了" }, { "from": "燕小六", "value": "谁点你啦" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "耶你还不承认是吧我" }, { "from": "燕小六", "value": "真是我 真是我呀" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "看见没有 他承认啦" }, { "from": "燕小六", "value": "不不不 我不是那意思 不是我" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "到底是不是你啊" }, { "from": "燕小六", "value": "是我" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "嗯?" }, { "from": "燕小六", "value": "不是我" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "哼 没那么便宜 你整得我腰酸背疼 我今天就砸你个筋断骨折" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "哎慢着 放下" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "我问你 你师父是谁呀" }, { "from": "燕小六", "value": "邢捕头" }, { "from": "燕小六", "value": "假的 动手" }, { "from": "燕小六", "value": "别别别 老邢 老邢行了吧" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "老邢欠我的酒钱什么时候还呀" }, { "from": "燕小六", "value": "我哪儿知道去 反正下个月开了工钱 我帮他还" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "有杀气" }, { "from": "燕小六", "value": "帮我照顾好我七舅姥爷 哎哟 我的肋巴骨啊" }, { "from": "燕小六", "value": "这回是真的" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "还愣着干啥 还真的真的 快扶燕捕头起来 " }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "谁叫他对不出暗语啊" }, { "from": "燕小六", "value": "行了 你们慢慢对暗语吧 我赶紧去医馆接骨去 老天保佑 千万别有内伤啊" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "小心啊" } ] }, { "id": "episode_42_chunk_7", "conversations": [ { "from": "燕小六", "value": "我招谁惹谁了 疼死我了" }, { "from": "莫小贝", "value": "哎呀 我不洗" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "行了行了行了 要我说啊 还不如找地儿躲两天" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "躲躲躲哪儿去呀 人家在暗我们在明 躲哪儿都一样" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "那我们总不能一直这么提心吊胆下去吧" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "有芙蓉在 我们当然是不会担心的了" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "就她那两下子" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "哎 你什么意思啊 我武功比你差了还是怎么了 有本事你点我啊 你点我啊" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "噼噼——" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "刚才怎么回事儿" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "刚才那叫口技 噼噼" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "我跟你拼了 老白" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "葵花点" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "排山倒海" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "行了行了行了" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "哎呀 好了好了 赶紧休息吧 把体力都耗光了 敌人真的来了咋办呀" }, { "from": "莫小贝", "value": "睡不着啊 白大哥讲个故事吧" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "白大哥没心情 改天吧" }, { "from": "莫小贝", "value": "嫂子你看他欺负我" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "好好好好好 老白 随便讲一个 上次那个就行" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "好好好讲啊" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "好吧" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "上回书说到 刚刚到了三更天 书生有点困了 躺到了床上 忽然他听到了几声猫叫 喵" }, { "from": "莫小贝", "value": "哎呀 你听就听 你哆嗦什么呀" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "冷 那个猫叫以后呢" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "这时候书生下了炕 准备出门看看 刚到门口 就听到门竟然自己开了" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "哇啊——" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "小六啊" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "哎呀妈呀 小六 你下回你进门你先吱会一声行不行啊" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "等等等等会儿 我问你我是谁" }, { "from": "燕小六", "value": "郭芙蓉" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "算你聪明 你的伤好了没有" }, { "from": "燕小六", "value": "没大碍了 没骨折 吃了点儿药 休息两天就没事儿了" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "那你就早点儿休息吧 那你今天还住这儿啊" }, { "from": "燕小六", "value": "我是来找老白的" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "嗯?" }, { "from": "燕小六", "value": "老白 咱哥俩单独聊聊?" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "去 找你呢" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "小郭" } ] }, { "id": "episode_42_chunk_8", "conversations": [ { "from": "燕小六", "value": "你也别站着了 坐吧" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "别坐啦 有话赶紧说 我明儿还早起呢" }, { "from": "燕小六", "value": "你每天都起得很早吗" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "废话 我不起早 客人你伺候啊" }, { "from": "燕小六", "value": "你还伺候客人呢" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "又是废话 谁家跑堂的不伺候客人呐" }, { "from": "燕小六", "value": "跑堂儿 你没觉得辛苦吗" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "你今天咋问我这个呢 我不一直都干这个吗" }, { "from": "燕小六", "value": "你就不能换个职业 这么好的身手 干跑堂不可惜了吗" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "嗯?谁告诉你我身手好来着" }, { "from": "燕小六", "value": "还跟我装呢" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "燕捕头的话 我怎么听不明白啊" }, { "from": "燕小六", "value": "哎 别啃指甲了 这么大人了 还啃" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "我啃不啃 跟你有啥关系" }, { "from": "燕小六", "value": "指甲啃坏了不要紧 手指头啃坏了 拿啥点穴" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "点穴?谁告诉你我会点穴的" }, { "from": "燕小六", "value": "你从没跟别人提起过吗 口儿够紧的 不愧是——盗圣" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "你 你说谁是盗圣" }, { "from": "燕小六", "value": "你呀 难道还是我呀" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "现在是法制社会啊 凡事都讲个证据 你说我是盗圣 证据呢" }, { "from": "燕小六", "value": "哈哈哈 千万别逼我动手喔" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "不好了不好了 老白的身份暴露了" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "啊?" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "小六已经知道老白是盗圣 现在正逼问他呢" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "燕捕头 我再也不敢了 我也是一不小心才上了贼船的" }, { "from": "燕小六", "value": "你咋能这样呢" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "哎呀妈呀 这回可热闹了 这事儿啊 爱谁包谁包吧" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "大嘴" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "这事儿咋办呀 咋办呀" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "掌柜的掌柜的 先别着急 子曾经曰过 君子喻于义小人喻于利" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "啥意思吗" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "嘘——" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "小六也不是不讲理的人 就算是不讲理 咱们还有银子嘛" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "只要您一句话 这事就包我身上了" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "你打算怎么办" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "既然被逼到这个份儿上 那就一不做二不休" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "人家是个捕快呀" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "捕快怎么了 咱这是被逼无奈 狗急也得跳墙啊" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "那就好好跳嘛 咬人干啥" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "谁咬人啦" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "不咬人 啥意思" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "给他弄碗迷魂汤啊" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "今儿晚上太阳不错啊 昨天晚上早点也很好" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "小六你听我跟你说啊" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "小心" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "咋了嘛" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "这个小六是假的" }, { "from": "燕小六", "value": "哼 你啥意思 咋当跑堂的" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "你连马脚都藏不住 怎么当飞贼啊" }, { "from": "燕小六", "value": "你啥意思啊" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "诸位请看 真的小六有这么小的脚吗" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "呀 怎么这么小的脚啊 你谁呀你 你把小六弄哪儿去啦啊" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "好厉害的轻功啊 我去看看" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "不用了吧 展堂" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "小贝还在外面呢 你们在这儿呆着啊 哪儿也不许去" }, { "from": "燕小六", "value": "救命啊 诸位都在呢 有衣裳没有 来两件 冻死我了" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "等着啊 我马上给你拿去" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "咋整的这是" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "大嘴 帮我找些蜡烛来" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "哎好 你等会儿噢" }, { "from": "燕小六", "value": "不好意思 这汤没人喝吧 不好意思了" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "哎小六小六——" }, { "from": "燕小六", "value": "味道不错 就是有点儿——" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "有点儿啥呀" }, { "from": "燕小六", "value": "麻——" } ] }, { "id": "episode_42_chunk_9", "conversations": [ { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "伙计们呀伙计们 昨天晚上可真够玄的 这一步走错 就有可能出人命" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "可不是嘛——" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "我同意 昨天幸亏有你" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "你们放心 我会好好保护大家的" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "小六 来来来 这边这边 你没事吧" }, { "from": "燕小六", "value": "嗨 我很好 你们好吗" }, { "from": "燕小六", "value": "好" }, { "from": "燕小六", "value": "大声一点儿嘛" }, { "from": "燕小六", "value": "好啊" }, { "from": "燕小六", "value": "耶 我很爱你们呐" }, { "from": "燕小六", "value": "接下来我为大家献上一曲" }, { "from": "燕小六", "value": "不对不对 我乱了 刚才说到哪儿了" }, { "from": "燕小六", "value": "献上一曲——" }, { "from": "燕小六", "value": "我重说啊 刚才跟十村八店的弟兄 开了个会 我们一致决定——" }, { "from": "燕小六", "value": "是我们呀" }, { "from": "燕小六", "value": "是你们吗" }, { "from": "燕小六", "value": "是我们呀" }, { "from": "燕小六", "value": "不行 需要证明" }, { "from": "燕小六", "value": "怎么证明啊" }, { "from": "燕小六", "value": "我脑子不好使 你们互相证明 从秀才开始" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "我来 无双美还是我美" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "当然是你美 你比她美一百八十倍" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "是他 证明完毕 你证明我" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "我和你追风师兄 谁更帅" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "当然是他帅 他比你帅一千八百多倍 但是你比他有内涵" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "是她 证明完毕" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "该我了 展堂 你愿意娶我吗" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "不愿意" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "是他" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "你愿意嫁给我吗" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "不愿意" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "假的" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "我愿意 我愿意 我的神呀 稍不留意就是灭顶之灾" }, { "from": "莫小贝", "value": "该我了该我了 大嘴 我来问你 昨天早上 你没要着卖身契 说我嫂子什么来着" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "咱咱 咱换个别的题" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "就这个 你说我啥来着" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "说你心黑手毒不积德 活该在家守活寡" }, { "from": "莫小贝", "value": "就是他" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "太好了 你的卖身契这辈子都不要想要回去了" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "啊莫小贝 昨天晚上的作业谁帮你自己做的呀" }, { "from": "莫小贝", "value": "厄 是我自己做的啦" }, { "from": "莫小贝", "value": "假的" }, { "from": "莫小贝", "value": "我还是个孩子 谁能易容成我这个样子吗" }, { "from": "莫小贝", "value": "哎 好好好 是邱小冬帮我做的啦 讨厌死啦" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "全部证明完毕 请燕捕头做指示" }, { "from": "燕小六", "value": "好好好 在座的都是自己人是吧" }, { "from": "燕小六", "value": "是是是" }, { "from": "燕小六", "value": "我们早就布下了天罗地网 等盗圣一来 就打他个措手不及" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "这个人的武功可非同一般呐" }, { "from": "燕小六", "value": "没用 我们早就做好准备了" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "什么准备" }, { "from": "燕小六", "value": "想不起来了" }, { "from": "燕小六", "value": "反正不成功 便成仁" } ] }, { "id": "episode_42_chunk_10", "conversations": [ { "from": "白展堂", "value": "他们这么骂你 你难道一点儿都不生气吗" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "你——" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "要不要我去帮你教训他们一下" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "用不着 你离我远点就行" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "用不着 你离我远点就行" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "嗯?你什么意思啊" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "嗯?你什么意思" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "不许学我 听见没有" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "不许学我 听见没有" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "再学我可不客气了" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "再学我可不客气了" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "好 有本事跟我学到底" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "好 有本事跟我学到底" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "葵花点穴手" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "葵花点——" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "呵呵 跟我斗" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "呵呵 跟我斗" } ] }, { "id": "episode_42_chunk_11", "conversations": [ { "from": "白展堂", "value": "哎呀呀 疼啊 你不能轻点儿啊" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "你娘也真行 就为了引你出来 活活偷了四十多颗官印" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "没偷啊 四十多颗官印都在衙门的匾额后面放着呢 而且昨晚还留了字条" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "那也不成呀 那私闯公堂 那可是大罪" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "去去去去去" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "疼 火辣辣的疼" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "我还水灵灵的疼呐 你娘也真是的啊 明知都是自个儿人 下手还那么重 干啥呢" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "哎对了 你娘的手脚筋不是被挑了吗" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "又长上了呗" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "是不敢说吧 逃狱那可是株连九族的" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "你还有没有完了啊 不就因为我娘点了你几下吗" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "我上楼干啥去 我还不如上衙门呢" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "哎大嘴 你可不要胡来啊" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "咋的 你怕我告上去呀" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "这可是掉脑袋的事情" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "怕了是吧 那卖身契还我 还我呀" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "给你给你给你 趁火打劫" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "我这是见缝插针" }, { "from": "白三娘", "value": "下次再敢胡说八道 直接点死穴" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "这个还是我来替你保管吧" } ] }, { "id": "episode_43_chunk_0", "conversations": [ { "from": "白三娘", "value": "儿啊 我的儿" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "妈呀 再也不敢啦" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "娘—— 人家刚睡着你干啥呀" }, { "from": "白三娘", "value": "呆会儿再睡 来 试试衣裳 看合身不" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "行 我回屠除去啊" }, { "from": "白三娘", "value": "就在这儿试" }, { "from": "白三娘", "value": "慈母手中线 游子身上衣" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "游子身上衣—— 夜行衣?" }, { "from": "白三娘", "value": "咱走得是夜道呀 你穿不穿 小心我点你啊" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "娘啊 这衣服 咋那么瘦呢 这衣服" }, { "from": "白三娘", "value": "不是衣裳瘦 是你身板宽 这小时候不就穿这尺寸吗" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "小时候?那都多少年前的事儿啦" }, { "from": "白三娘", "value": "你觉得多少年前 娘觉得就是眼前的事儿" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "紧接着被七八十个护院给围上了" }, { "from": "白三娘", "value": "啧 那娘后来不是把你又救出来了吗" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "你拉倒吧 你那是救啊 直接放把火 差点儿没给我烧死在里头" }, { "from": "白三娘", "value": "这就是为娘的高明之处" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "咋高明啦" }, { "from": "白三娘", "value": "啧 哎呀 要不是把你逼上绝路 你能练出这么好的轻功来呀" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "拉倒吧" }, { "from": "白三娘", "value": "跟娘走吧 心里踏实" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "我哪儿也不去 这儿挺好" }, { "from": "白三娘", "value": "这儿大啦 翅膀硬了 也不听为娘的了" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "娘——" }, { "from": "白三娘", "value": "好好好 那我就再给你一个晚上的时间 你好好寻思寻思" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "娘——" }, { "from": "白三娘", "value": "把衣服脱下来 我再改改" } ] }, { "id": "episode_43_chunk_1", "conversations": [ { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "掌柜的不好了 三娘要把老白带走" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "你咋知道地" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "我趴在他们门外偷听到的" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "嘁 老白会听她的吗" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "哎呀 一定会的呀" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "太卑鄙了吧 你去告诉她 要走她自己走 展堂哪儿也不去" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "老白是人家的亲儿子哎" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "他还是我的亲——" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "那人家把工钱还你好了 人家什么都缺 就是不缺钱" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "那也不行 只要我不松口 谁也不要想把展堂带走" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "干啥干啥 你不要命了" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "有本事点死我好了 我就不相信了" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "谁谁谁呀" }, { "from": "门外", "value": "展堂他娘 我刚才听见有人在叫板 不是你吧" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "是我 但是我在说梦话" }, { "from": "门外", "value": "以后别做梦 容易招事儿" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "那我就不睡了 您老早点儿休息啊" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "吓唬谁呀 点我呀 点我呀" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "大点儿声 有本事喊出来呀" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "点我呀" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "噼噼——" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "我再也不敢了" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "是我的啦 隔着门你都能吓成这样 真要见了面 " } ] }, { "id": "episode_43_chunk_2", "conversations": [ { "from": "白展堂", "value": "我问你 你知道我娘的外号叫什么吗" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "不知道" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "拼命三娘" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "拼就拼 谁怕谁 大不了拼它个鱼死网破" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "可她那是捕鲨网 你是一个胖头鱼" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "你才胖 我只问你一句 留还是不留" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "留不留的 你得问她问我有啥用" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "生活是掌握在自己的手中 当初俺爹也逼我走 不是也没有得逞嘛" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "那是因为大家帮忙 最主要的是我肯献身" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "那我也肯呀" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "不要瞎想嘛 人家只是想还你一个人情" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "还是欠着吧 我娘可不像你爹那么好打发" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "你不试咋知道会不会成功吗" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "那万一要是失败了呢" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "嘘——" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "那我就豁出去了" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "洗洗睡吧" } ] }, { "id": "episode_43_chunk_3", "conversations": [ { "from": "白展堂", "value": "娘 那个 我跟湘玉拜过天地了" }, { "from": "白三娘", "value": "啥时候拜的啊" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "半年前" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "当着她爹的面儿" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "我们连洞房都闹过了" }, { "from": "白三娘", "value": "咋没早说呢" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "就想给你一个惊喜" }, { "from": "白三娘", "value": "惊是惊了 这喜——" }, { "from": "白三娘", "value": "你多大啦" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "虚岁二十四" }, { "from": "白三娘", "value": "张开嘴巴我看看" }, { "from": "白三娘", "value": "嗬 牙口还不错" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "哎呀妈呀 这相驴还是相媳妇呢" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "啧" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "哎不是 买菜不还得认真挑呢吗 更何况是媳妇 您老慢慢挑 千万别客气啊" }, { "from": "白三娘", "value": "扎个马步我看看" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "我没有练过武功" }, { "from": "白三娘", "value": "哎呀 学那些乱七八糟的有啥用啊" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "瞧瞧 这婆婆多开明啊 上哪儿找啊" }, { "from": "白三娘", "value": "开明我认了 这婆婆 谁爱当谁当" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "不要怕 你一定会是个好婆婆" }, { "from": "白三娘", "value": "可你不是个好媳妇 结婚都半年了 连身孕都没有 这算什么" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "是这样 娘啊 我们俩还没洞房呐" }, { "from": "白三娘", "value": "不是闹过洞房了吗" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "上回不是她 上回是她" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "什么没干 你还摸我手了呢" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "你别胡说八道啊" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "白展堂——" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "拖下去 算账" }, { "from": "白三娘", "value": "你这马步就别扎了" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "娘啊 误会 都是误会" }, { "from": "白三娘", "value": "够了 进个洞房生出这么多事儿来 以后还不定惹出啥麻烦来呢" } ] }, { "id": "episode_43_chunk_4", "conversations": [ { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "无情的苍天呀 你为什么如此对待有情的我们" }, { "from": "白三娘", "value": "可怜的孩子 过来吧 我不会难为你们了)" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "不可能 我娘最讨厌人卿卿我我 眼泪对她没有用" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "你敢带走展堂 我就敢带走我自己" }, { "from": "白三娘", "value": "傻孩子 这是何苦呢 快把剪子放下 我不会难为你们了)" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "不可能 我娘最恨被人威胁 逼急了她会亲自动手" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "哈哈哈" }, { "from": "白三娘", "value": "哼哼哼——)" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "你会被我娘当场擒住 然后毅然决然地撕票" }, { "from": "白三娘", "value": "行了行了 别浪费时间了 我决定的事儿 什么时候改过" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "娘 我们是真心的" }, { "from": "白三娘", "value": "看出来了 但我知道 甭管多真心 过一阵儿就腻了 娘是过来的人" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "站住——" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "啊?" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "我这就去收拾行李 帮我叫一下小贝" }, { "from": "白三娘", "value": "哎等等 没说带你走啊" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "没有关系地 你们不用管我 我自己会照顾好我自己的" }, { "from": "白三娘", "value": "江湖没那么好玩 辛苦着呢" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "我不怕吃苦 只要能跟展堂在一起吃再多的苦 我都愿意 等着我啊" }, { "from": "白三娘", "value": "回来 我们不走了" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "不走了 为啥呀 娘" }, { "from": "白三娘", "value": "想当年 我怀他的时候 也想带着他爹走 他奶奶说啥不同意 他爹又不敢反抗" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "娘 我早就说过我们是真心的" }, { "from": "白三娘", "value": "既然如此 儿啊 今天晚上就洞房吧" }, { "from": "白三娘", "value": "啊——" }, { "from": "白三娘", "value": "有问题吗" }, { "from": "白三娘", "value": "没问题没问题" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "掌柜的 你呢" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "这一天 我已经等得太久了" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "如愿以偿了" } ] }, { "id": "episode_43_chunk_5", "conversations": [ { "from": "白三娘", "value": "来 我敬湘玉一杯" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "应该是我敬你 把展堂养地这么大 你辛苦了噢" }, { "from": "白三娘", "value": "哎 我才辛苦十几年 剩下几十年 辛苦的就是你啦" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "应该的 你放心吧 我一定会把展堂照顾好的" }, { "from": "白三娘", "value": "有你这句话——" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "娘 你这咋的了 咋哭了呢" }, { "from": "白三娘", "value": "没事儿 娘这是高兴 来 你过来" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "哎" }, { "from": "白三娘", "value": "儿啊 湘玉是个好姑娘 你要好好珍惜呀" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "那我知道 娘 她要不好 我也不能娶呀" }, { "from": "白三娘", "value": "把这铺到床上" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "干啥呀" }, { "from": "白三娘", "value": "闹喜" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "闹喜?" }, { "from": "白三娘", "value": "哎呀 让你铺你就铺" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "唉" }, { "from": "白三娘", "value": "新婚之夜 图个吉利" }, { "from": "白三娘", "value": "是" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "那娘我们休息了 你也早点休息啊" }, { "from": "白三娘", "value": "去吧去吧" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "你少喝点儿酒啊 让我娘少喝点儿啊" }, { "from": "白三娘", "value": "我再和他们喝两杯 没事儿 你去吧" }, { "from": "白三娘", "value": "再倒" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "哎 婶还挺能喝啊" }, { "from": "白三娘", "value": "心里高兴 就想多喝两杯" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "那就多喝 多喝" }, { "from": "白三娘", "value": "我儿能娶到这样的媳妇真是他的福气" }, { "from": "白三娘", "value": "福气福气" }, { "from": "白三娘", "value": "你们说这话我不爱听" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "我们是顺着您的话说的" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "是啊" }, { "from": "白三娘", "value": "我说是客气 你们说是嚼舌头根" }, { "from": "白三娘", "value": "明白 明白 明白" }, { "from": "白三娘", "value": "倒酒" }, { "from": "白三娘", "value": "吃菜吃菜" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "吃哪个啊" }, { "from": "白三娘", "value": "吃鸡吃鸡 吃吃吃" }, { "from": "白三娘", "value": "哎呀豆腐是有营养的" }, { "from": "白三娘", "value": "豆腐有营养" }, { "from": "白三娘", "value": "哎这黄瓜是新摘的" }, { "from": "白三娘", "value": "黄瓜" }, { "from": "白三娘", "value": "你不是爱吃那胡萝卜丝吗" }, { "from": "白三娘", "value": "对 胡萝卜丝好吃" }, { "from": "白三娘", "value": "吃吃吃" } ] }, { "id": "episode_43_chunk_6", "conversations": [ { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "哎 你铺这干啥" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "我娘让铺的 说铺它图个吉利" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "你娘还说啥了" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "咳 说你好呗 让我好好珍惜什么的" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "你娘挺好唬弄的嘛" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "嗯 那是因为你运气好 今天她万一答应带你走 你怎么办" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "厄你有没有被子什么的" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "被子就在大橱里 自己拿去" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "哎 你又不是第一次在这儿住啊" } ] }, { "id": "episode_43_chunk_7", "conversations": [ { "from": "白展堂", "value": "你怎没睡呢" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "你娘来了 我在想以后怎么跟她相处呢" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "咳呀 别想了 我娘啊刀子嘴豆腐心 我娘心眼可好了 她一会儿就过来看你呢 你看着" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "谁呀" }, { "from": "门外", "value": "你娘" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "你看 来了" }, { "from": "门外", "value": "我是来闹喜来了" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "娘啊 等一会儿 我们穿衣服呢" }, { "from": "白三娘", "value": "哟 这么早就起来啦" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "是啊 不习惯懒床" }, { "from": "白三娘", "value": "叫我说你啥好呢 勤劳是好事儿 但不能太勤劳" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "哎呀 娘来了嗬" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "佟小姐?" }, { "from": "白三娘", "value": "出去" }, { "from": "白三娘", "value": "你咋连脸都没洗呢" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "刚起床" }, { "from": "白三娘", "value": "刚起床不洗脸 你小时候家里没教你呀" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "噢现在就洗" }, { "from": "白三娘", "value": "被子不叠啊 你等着我叠被子啊" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "噢没有 现在就叠" }, { "from": "白三娘", "value": "不洗脸了?" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "噢洗脸" }, { "from": "白三娘", "value": "连这点儿小事你都整不明白 你还好意思给人当儿媳妇啊" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "我错在哪儿了吗" }, { "from": "白三娘", "value": "错在哪儿了 你心里最明白 就你这小家巧还能蒙过我这老家贼呀" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "您老还有什么吩咐吗" }, { "from": "白三娘", "value": "把脸洗了去 洗完脸楼上楼下地板都擦干净了" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "那可是小郭的活儿" }, { "from": "白三娘", "value": "我让你去干 不听是吧" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "不是不听 工钱已经付给她了 总不能不干活吧" }, { "from": "白三娘", "value": "噢 有道理 绝对有道理" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "要走是吧" }, { "from": "白三娘", "value": "要走我也得是带着我儿子一块儿走" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "这说到哪儿去了嘛" }, { "from": "白三娘", "value": "说到哪儿做哪儿 哼 在下告辞 佟小姐留步" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "别别别 我现在就擦 您老先坐下喝会儿茶 现在就擦马上就回来" } ] }, { "id": "episode_43_chunk_8", "conversations": [ { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "疯了 绝对是疯了" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "洞房花烛夜 金榜题名时 这才占了一样儿 乐得找不到北了" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "这说明咱老白有本事啊 是吧 那家伙一锤定胜负啊" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "别扯那没用的 别闲着了 该干啥干啥去" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "哎呀妈呀 看见没 娶了掌柜的就是不一样啊 都开始支使起咱们来了" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "那什么 你们晚上想吃点啥 我这就马上给你做去啊" }, { "from": "白三娘", "value": "用不着 晚饭让湘玉做好了" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "我做 我现在就做" }, { "from": "白三娘", "value": "哎哎 别勉强 回来" }, { "from": "白三娘", "value": "我这人最好说话了 别人不愿意做的事儿 我从来不逼她" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "不是的不是的 我自己手痒 贱坯子 忽然就想做饭了" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "那你做完饭要是手还痒 就顺便把碗洗了吧" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "要不要帮你把衣服也洗了" }, { "from": "白三娘", "value": "那敢情好" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "我在跟我的伙计开玩笑呢" }, { "from": "白三娘", "value": "我知道 你的原意是想把她的床单被褥通通都洗了 我说得对吧" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "那就不用了" }, { "from": "白三娘", "value": "用的用的 湘玉的一片好心嘛 你说是吧" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "对 对得很" }, { "from": "白三娘", "value": "那你就去干活吧" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "累不着 谢谢婆婆的关心" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "啧啧啧啧 好一幅婆慈媳孝的美好画面呀" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "轻点儿" } ] }, { "id": "episode_43_chunk_9", "conversations": [ { "from": "白展堂", "value": "湘玉 干了一天了 来吃点儿东西" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "洗完了再说吧" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "啧你这一天都没吃饭了 你不饿啊" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "饿过头了 肚子倒没有啥感觉 就是头有点儿晕" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "得亏你娘死得早啊" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "你怎么说话呢" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "本来就是 你娘要敢这么欺负我 我就一掌拍过去" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "那我就跟你拼了我" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "那你就眼睁睁地看着我受气 是不是" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "别说了 起来 你起来" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "又不是我让她洗的 有本事跟你娘说去呀" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "啥都不要说了 起来 这都是命" }, { "from": "白三娘", "value": "哈哈哈哈哈" }, { "from": "白三娘", "value": "终于把心里话说出来啊 哈哈哈 闪开" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "娘" }, { "from": "白三娘", "value": "闪开" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "娘 你要干啥呀" }, { "from": "白三娘", "value": "我数到三 你知道我要干啥" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "你不要欺人太甚" }, { "from": "白三娘", "value": "一 二" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "葵花点穴手" }, { "from": "白三娘", "value": "哎呀 儿子当着媳妇的面儿 点他亲娘 这才叫欺人太甚呢" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "展堂 展堂" }, { "from": "白三娘", "value": "甭喊他 听不见了 过来 你过来呀" }, { "from": "白三娘", "value": "我数到三 你知道我要干啥" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "我知道 你要打我 是吧" }, { "from": "白三娘", "value": "一 二" }, { "from": "白三娘", "value": "我数到三 你知道我要干啥" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "我知道 你要打我 是吧" }, { "from": "白三娘", "value": "一 二" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "我错了 我错了 我知道错了" }, { "from": "白三娘", "value": "看来我还真是小瞧你了" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "我知道我做得不够好 但我会努力改正的" }, { "from": "白三娘", "value": "这可不行 你做得不够好 我怎么放心把我儿子交给你呢" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "我保证我会尽力做好的" }, { "from": "白三娘", "value": "这句话我听过好多次 但每次听到都是别人欠我钱的时候" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "那您想怎么样 我现在就去做" }, { "from": "白三娘", "value": "我想让我儿子过上好日子" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "那我也想让他过上好日子" }, { "from": "白三娘", "value": "你想的和我想的可不一样 你现在想的是怎么让我儿子满足你" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "那我应该怎么做才能让他过上真正的好日子呢" }, { "from": "白三娘", "value": "这个我也不知道 但我知道 你做得不够" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "我知道我做得不够 但我会努力的" }, { "from": "白三娘", "value": "这句话我也听过很多次 但每次听到都是别人欠我钱的时候" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "我知道我欠您的太多了 但我会尽力还的" }, { "from": "白三娘", "value": "欠我太多了 还怎么得起呀" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "我知道我欠您的太多了 但我会尽力还的" }, { "from": "白三娘", "value": "你知道你欠我太多了 还怎么得起呀" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "我会做得更好的" }, { "from": "白三娘", "value": "这句话我也听过很多次 但每次听到都是别人欠我钱的时候" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "我会做得更好的" } ] }, { "id": "episode_43_chunk_12", "conversations": [ { "from": "白展堂", "value": "轻点儿" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "来 吃饭吧" }, { "from": "白三娘", "value": "噢哟 看把我媳妇累的 湘玉 你辛苦啦" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "不辛苦 只要婆婆吃得开心 再累也不辛苦" }, { "from": "白三娘", "value": "听听 我媳妇多孝顺" }, { "from": "白三娘", "value": "真是孝顺 太孝顺了" }, { "from": "白三娘", "value": "手艺不错 手艺真的不错 看我媳妇多能干" }, { "from": "白三娘", "value": "对 能干能干 太能干了" }, { "from": "白三娘", "value": "光有菜没有汤 多恶毒的媳妇啊" }, { "from": "白三娘", "value": "真是恶毒 恶毒" }, { "from": "白三娘", "value": "人说饭前一口汤 胃肠不受伤 我这老身子老骨的 胃肠本来就不好" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "有汤 排骨丝瓜汤 在炉子上炖着呢" }, { "from": "白三娘", "value": "那你咋不看着去呢" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "不用看 慢慢炖吧 我先吃口饭 实在是太饿了" } ] }, { "id": "episode_43_chunk_14", "conversations": [ { "from": "白三娘", "value": "其实啊娘挺心疼你的 这人心呐都是肉长的 娘其实也不舍得让你洗衣服" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "没有关系 我其实也不太累" }, { "from": "白三娘", "value": "我倒不心疼你累不累 我就心疼那罐子皂角粉" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "那怎么洗啊" }, { "from": "白三娘", "value": "多换两次水 慢慢搓" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "明白" }, { "from": "白三娘", "value": "大点声儿" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "明白" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "哎呀 哎呀呀呀 娘啊 我这小蛮腰啊" }, { "from": "白三娘", "value": "别嚎了 上楼躺一会儿就行了 湘玉快点洗 上楼给他按按腰" }, { "from": "白三娘", "value": "别人不许帮忙" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "你咋在这儿 谁让你进来的" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "嘘 我娘在隔壁听着呢" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "我衣服也洗了 被单也晾了 连地板都重新拖了一遍" }, { "from": "隔壁", "value": "别忘了给我儿按按腰 他腰酸着呐" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "好好 知道咧" }, { "from": "隔壁", "value": "那就早点儿歇着吧" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "噢好好知道了 你老也早点休息啊" }, { "from": "隔壁", "value": "我说的是我儿 你先别睡 给我弄点儿宵夜来" }, { "from": "白三娘", "value": "别人不许帮忙" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "你咋在这儿 谁让你进来的" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "嘘 我娘在隔壁听着呢" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "我衣服也洗了 被单也晾了 连地板都重新拖了一遍" }, { "from": "隔壁", "value": "别忘了给我儿按按腰 他腰酸着呐" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "好好 知道咧" }, { "from": "隔壁", "value": "那就早点儿歇着吧" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "噢好好知道了 你老也早点休息啊" }, { "from": "隔壁", "value": "我说的是我儿 你先别睡 给我弄点儿宵夜来" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "哎哎 你还真去啊" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "不去怎么办 这就是命 命" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "小声点儿 我这日子没有办法过了" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "是不是三娘又欺负你啦" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "不是欺负" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "哦" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "是虐待" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "啊" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "虐待" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "这都什么时候了 她非要吃宵夜" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "登鼻子上脸了是不是 甭搭理她 大不了明天挨顿打呗 谁怕谁呀" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "敢情被欺负的不是你啊" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "怎么 她倒是敢 我又没嫁给她儿子" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "我也没有嫁 我这是造的什么孽哟 秀才" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "行了行了 别嚎了 秀才 去把大嘴叫起来" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "我这就叫他去" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "小郭 你说是不是我错了" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "没有啦 为了老白 这点苦算什么呢" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "那要是你 你会不会这么做" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "我活活折腾死她我 哼 敢跟我大呼小叫 她活得不耐烦了吧她" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "那可是你的婆婆" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "婆婆怎么了 婆婆就能随便欺负人啦 想吃宵夜是吧 没问题 巴豆老鸭汤 我拉不死你" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "听得好爽呀 快来接着爽" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "我跟你说 你要自己说会更爽 你试试" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "那样不太好吧" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "我还是试试吧" } ] }, { "id": "episode_43_chunk_22", "conversations": [ { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "行了行了 别嚎了 秀才 去把大嘴叫起来" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "我这就叫他去" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "小郭 你说是不是我错了" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "没有啦 为了老白 这点苦算什么呢" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "那要是你 你会不会这么做" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "我活活折腾死她我 哼 敢跟我大呼小叫 她活得不耐烦了吧她" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "那可是你的婆婆" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "婆婆怎么了 婆婆就能随便欺负人啦 想吃宵夜是吧 没问题 巴豆老鸭汤 我拉不死你" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "听得好爽呀 快来接着爽" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "我跟你说 你要自己说会更爽 你试试" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "那样不太好吧" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "我还是试试吧" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "爽" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "叫我拖地是吧 拖完地我打层蜡 摔不死她 阿哈哈更爽" }, { "from": "白三娘", "value": "摔死谁" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "鸡 你不是想喝鸡汤嘛 我就把鸡活活摔死 然后拔它的毛 扒它的皮 拆它的骨 喝它的血" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "干啥呀 真实的 大晚上要人做啥鸡汤呀" }, { "from": "白三娘", "value": "还找人代替" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "不是我 真的不是我 是她" }, { "from": "白三娘", "value": "是你也没关系 娘知道你累了 忙一天了 谁不累呀" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "那鸡汤——" }, { "from": "白三娘", "value": "算了 又杀鸡又生火的 太麻烦" }, { "from": "白三娘", "value": "改喝豆浆吧" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "豆浆不得现磨呀" }, { "from": "白三娘", "value": "这有现成的磨就磨呗 快磨 磨" }, { "from": "白三娘", "value": "咋还没磨呢" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "豆子已经泡上了 又饿又困地我就给睡着了" }, { "from": "白三娘", "value": "我看你不是又饿又困 我看你是又懒又馋" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "好好好 我去牵头驴去" }, { "from": "白三娘", "value": "站住 谁让你牵头驴呀 你牵头驴来我得多少东西喂它吃呀" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "照你这么说 我连头驴都不如" }, { "from": "白三娘", "value": "你说啥呢" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "我错了 我错了呵呵呵 我这就磨 现在就磨" }, { "from": "白三娘", "value": "磨吧磨吧 一会儿我回来喝" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "我去拿豆子我" } ] }, { "id": "episode_43_chunk_23", "conversations": [ { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "掌柜的 掌柜的" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "哎呀 你可算醒了" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "我——好——饿" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "饿了饿了 快去拿吃的去 大嘴 快去" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "掌柜的 我对不起你啊" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "这是我应该做的" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "啥呀 我娘现在也不在 你想说就说吧 反正她也听不见" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "我好后悔" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "后悔啥呀" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "没有给你娘做夜宵" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "做什么呢 她根本就不饿呢" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "我悔的是没有在鸡汤里下毒" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "掌柜的 实在没吃的了 你凑合着喝碗水吧" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "啊" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "三娘还催着喝豆浆呢" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "扶我起来" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "你还想要干啥呀啊" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "磨豆浆" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "不磨了 谁爱喝谁磨" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "展堂" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "你在这儿歇着 我这就找我娘谈去" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "等等 千万不要说我醒了 我还想多休息一会儿" } ] }, { "id": "episode_43_chunk_24", "conversations": [ { "from": "白三娘", "value": "你说啥 我虐待她" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "她都那样了 不是虐待是啥呀" }, { "from": "白三娘", "value": "以前我就听人家说呀 娶了媳妇忘了娘 我根本就没当回事儿 现在看来 这是真的" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "你甭管怎么说啊 以后你不准再欺负湘玉了" }, { "from": "白三娘", "value": "既然你这么说 那我就走了好了 眼不见心不烦" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "娘 我不是那意思" }, { "from": "白三娘", "value": "你别管我 你别拉着我" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "干啥呢你这是" }, { "from": "白三娘", "value": "以前我一个人 没有人管我 我不也活的好好儿的" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "娘" }, { "from": "白三娘", "value": "再叫几声儿 娘存在心坎里 啥时候娘想你的时候 就调出来听听" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "娘 你——哎呀" }, { "from": "白三娘", "value": "你知道吧 娘做得每一件事儿可都是为你好啊" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "你都把她欺负成那样了 还是为我好呢" }, { "from": "白三娘", "value": "俗话说 棍棒底下出孝子 脏活累活出孝媳" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "那后一句是俗话吗" }, { "from": "白三娘", "value": "那俗话不也是人编的 我不对她狠点儿 她不得欺负到你头上去" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "湘玉就不是那种人 你没来之前人家对我挺好的" }, { "from": "白三娘", "value": "我来了之后 她对你更好" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "我用不着 现在这样就挺好" }, { "from": "白三娘", "value": "那—— 你希望我咋做呢" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "你对她好一点儿 就算不好 你也别再折腾她了 行吗" } ] }, { "id": "episode_43_chunk_25", "conversations": [ { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "掌柜的 你是给活活累晕的呀 你醒醒 你醒醒 你醒醒啊" }, { "from": "白三娘", "value": "别装了 我知道你醒着" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "你想干什么" }, { "from": "白三娘", "value": "我想找我的媳妇谈谈不行啊" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "谈什么啊 慢慢谈啊 我先下去了" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "小郭" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "你 你不要过来啊" }, { "from": "白三娘", "value": "你别害怕 娘不会再为难你了 真的 娘以后再也不让你干活了" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "你可以发个誓吗" }, { "from": "白三娘", "value": "我可以发誓 娘以后要是再逼你干活 嗯就让我失去你这儿媳和儿子" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "谢天谢地 你是我生平见过的最善良的婆婆" }, { "from": "白三娘", "value": "那你知道我为什么要那样对待你吗" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "心理变态 是不可能的 你不管做什么都是为了我好" }, { "from": "白三娘", "value": "你知道就好 当我们白家的媳妇 男尊女卑 三从四德——" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "我一定会遵守的" }, { "from": "白三娘", "value": "那倒没有必要 我是想说 我们是武林中人 没那么迂腐" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "啊嗬嗬嗬嗬 你是我生平见过的最开明的婆婆" }, { "from": "白三娘", "value": "等我说完了你再夸 当我们白家的儿媳妇 另有一套规矩——" } ] }, { "id": "episode_43_chunk_31", "conversations": [ { "from": "白展堂", "value": "开什么玩笑 这绝对不行 我找我娘说个明白" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "不行 我都坚持到现在了 你这么一去 不是前功尽弃了吗" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "我要不去 你这辈子都毁了 娘 你太过分了" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "天哪 我的神呀 这可咋办呀" }, { "from": "白三娘", "value": "谁让你把帘撩起来了 有想干活了是不是 把帘撩下" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "你——" }, { "from": "白三娘", "value": "我的规矩 你是不是都忘了" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "没有忘 展堂没有跟你说吗" }, { "from": "白三娘", "value": "说什么" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "展堂 你娘找你" }, { "from": "白三娘", "value": "甭喊了 让我给点住了" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "你为啥要点他" }, { "from": "白三娘", "value": "上来就说太过分了 你说他眼里还有我这娘吗" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "确实太过分了" }, { "from": "白三娘", "value": "嗯?" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "我说是他" }, { "from": "白三娘", "value": "放肆 他是你的夫君 就算他再过分 也没有你说话的权利" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "你不是说男尊女卑 纯属胡扯吗" }, { "from": "白三娘", "value": "那是对外 对内加倍 我告诉你 再让我抓住 家法伺候" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "我先回屋去了" }, { "from": "白三娘", "value": "等等 你不是有事儿要跟我说吗" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "我想说 展堂为了让我少点儿苦 编了个幌子骗你" }, { "from": "白三娘", "value": "什么幌子" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "他想说 我俩是假结婚" }, { "from": "白三娘", "value": "嗯?" } ] }, { "id": "episode_43_chunk_32", "conversations": [ { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "掌柜的" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "吵吵啥 干活去" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "你怎么穿成这个样子" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "这就是我婆婆给我做的 你觉得怎么样呀" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "还凑合吧 但是这是飞贼的打扮 你穿成这样好像不太合适吧" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "没有办法 这就是不干活的代价" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "什么代价啊" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "第一 除了自己的丈夫 不能给任何男人看" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "那你怎么吃饭呢" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "躲在一个没有人的角落里 撩开吃 吃完了就放下" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "咦哟哟 这老太太够变态的" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "更变态的还在后头呢" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "这些条件你不会都答应了吧" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "不答应怎么办嘛 我可不想再挨着饿干活了" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "问题是 这三条往那儿一戳 你以后还怎么开店呐" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "不是还有你的嘛 如果以后我要有什么吩咐的话 你直接帮我传达好了" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "没问题" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "小郭" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "但你得另外给我加工钱喽" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "你可不要趁火打劫喽" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "不肯就算喽 反正我那点工钱也够我花了" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "你要不肯 我还有展堂呢" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "他是不会帮你地" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "为啥" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "不信啊 你试试就知道喽" } ] }, { "id": "episode_43_chunk_34", "conversations": [ { "from": "白展堂", "value": "娘啊 你别再点我了 我有个事儿跟你说 我跟湘玉啊 我们俩——" }, { "from": "白三娘", "value": "是假结婚" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "湘玉都跟你说啦" }, { "from": "白三娘", "value": "你以为你娘是第一天行走江湖啊 你说假结婚我就信呐" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "真是假结婚 不信你问他们 大家都知道" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "我跟展堂确实是假结婚 我俩一点儿关系都没有" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "你听见了吗" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "婆婆" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "你叫啥" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "千万不要生气啊 嫁鸡随鸡嫁狗随狗 夫君说的话我都得照办" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "你这啥意思啊" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "相公 你吩咐我说的话我已经照着说完了 我可以回去了吗" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "你——" }, { "from": "白三娘", "value": "回去吧" }, { "from": "白三娘", "value": "怎么样 你还有啥说的" } ] }, { "id": "episode_43_chunk_35", "conversations": [ { "from": "白展堂", "value": "小样儿 在我娘面前跟我耍花招 看我怎么收拾你" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "为了答谢大家的厚爱 我决定 从今天往后我和我娘子携手并肩 共创美好明天" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "来啥啊" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "携手并肩 手啊" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "来 给大家伙亲一个" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "大庭广众的不太合适吧" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "要的就是大庭广众 要不然怎么叫亲热呢 哼你不会不敢吧" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "为啥不敢 又不是第一次 昨天晚上还亲了一宿呢" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "好啊 那就亲吧" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "翻脸 翻脸 翻脸 快跟我翻脸" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "事已至此豁出去了 跟他拼了" }, { "from": "白三娘", "value": "慢着——" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "你咋不躲呢你" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "躲啥呢 亲自己的相公 还犯法吗" }, { "from": "白三娘", "value": "不犯法 但他不是你相公" } ] }, { "id": "episode_43_chunk_36", "conversations": [ { "from": "白三娘", "value": "各位观众 昨天晚上 为了防止她偷吃东西 我特意给她抹上了口红" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "我不希望你带他走 他好不容易安定下来 不用再过那种风吹日晒 提心吊胆的日子" }, { "from": "白三娘", "value": "她说的是真的?" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "是真的 娘" }, { "from": "白三娘", "value": "那你怎么不早告诉我" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "我早就跟您说过了 您死活不信呐" }, { "from": "白三娘", "value": "这是真的吗" }, { "from": "白三娘", "value": "是这么回事儿 真的真的" }, { "from": "白三娘", "value": "真是这么回事儿?" }, { "from": "白三娘", "value": "真的" }, { "from": "白三娘", "value": "哎 老实说 我行走江湖这么多年 从来就不相信友情 更不相信能有这么多人" }, { "from": "白三娘", "value": "来 干干干" }, { "from": "白三娘", "value": "湘玉妹妹 你的恩情 三娘就是粉身碎骨也无以为报 如果你不嫌弃我儿的话" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "不嫌弃 不嫌弃" }, { "from": "白三娘", "value": "就让他给你当外甥 咱俩拜姐妹" }, { "from": "白三娘", "value": "怎么 你讨厌我这老太婆" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "不是" }, { "from": "白三娘", "value": "那就好 那就好 湘玉以后就是我的亲妹妹了" }, { "from": "白三娘", "value": "明白了 明白了" }, { "from": "白三娘", "value": "还愣着干啥 快叫二姨啊" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "二姨" }, { "from": "白三娘", "value": "大点儿声" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "二姨" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "哎" }, { "from": "白三娘", "value": "湘玉妹妹 以后你外甥的婚事 可就全仰仗着你啦" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "知道了" } ] }, { "id": "episode_44_chunk_0", "conversations": [ { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "哇噻 你这是扎马步啊 手握起来 不要犯懒 站起来 对控制好了 屁股 屁股 脚站稳" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "站稳了" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "对对对 坚持住啊 第一次也不用扎太长时间 有个十个时辰就差不多了" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "啊——" } ] }, { "id": "episode_44_chunk_1", "conversations": [ { "from": "白展堂", "value": "娘 你说你大晚上上哪儿去了" }, { "from": "白三娘", "value": "臭小子 怎么跟你娘说话呢 谁教你的" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "好 你不说是吧 走 咱俩报官去" }, { "from": "白三娘", "value": "二位慢走 衙门口儿见啊" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "我说这招不管用吧" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "那你来招管用的" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "三娘 坐 既然咱俩姐妹一场 有些话我就不得不说了" }, { "from": "白三娘", "value": "说吧" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "折腾了一个晚上你饿了吧" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "嗯?" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "不说话就是饿了 我这就给你下碗热汤面去 二位慢聊 稍安勿躁" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "娘 你先休息吧 我出去了啦" }, { "from": "白三娘", "value": "你干啥去" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "你放心吧 我肯定不报官 以后我也不管你了 你爱偷啥偷啥" }, { "from": "白三娘", "value": "哎 回来 回来" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "回来了" }, { "from": "白三娘", "value": "给你看一样东西" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "六扇门 娘啊 你都偷到六扇门去啦" }, { "from": "白三娘", "value": "看完反面再说" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "白翠萍密使 娘啊 你是钩子呀" }, { "from": "白三娘", "value": "我还条子呢还 有用黑话说自个儿老娘的吗" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "咳哟 我太激动了 娘 娘啊 你咋混进六扇门的呢" }, { "from": "白三娘", "value": "我一直都是 以前没告诉你是因为你太小 怕万一走漏了风声惹来杀身之祸" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "可是—— 不行不行 我得冷静冷静" }, { "from": "白三娘", "value": "瞎说啥呀 我教你轻功 教你点穴 教你追踪反追踪 这些都是捕快的本事儿" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "我说的嘛 我说我为啥写缉盗指南那么顺手呢 嘿 这里有你遗传基因" }, { "from": "白三娘", "value": "儿啊 娘这次回来可是有任务在身" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "啥任务啊" }, { "from": "白三娘", "value": "奉朝廷之命 追捕盗圣" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "盗圣盗圣 你说我招谁惹谁了" }, { "from": "白三娘", "value": "这也不能怪朝廷 你有血案在身嘛" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "说啥呢" }, { "from": "白三娘", "value": "这事儿不是你这事儿跟你也有关系" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "嗬 你也会使 咋不抓你呢" }, { "from": "白三娘", "value": "哎呀 抓我干啥呀 我又不是盗圣" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "可是这葵花点穴手 除了咱娘俩以外还有谁会使啊" }, { "from": "白三娘", "value": "会使的人不少 但是有这么强指力的人 除了咱娘俩之外 那就是姬无命的师父了" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "公孙乌龙" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "那你赶紧抓去呀 别回回把屎盆子都往我头上扣啊" }, { "from": "白三娘", "value": "你看你急啥呀 我这不正想办法呢嘛 你没看我这几天四处明察暗访 也没有线索" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "娘啊 你真是衙门上的人" }, { "from": "白三娘", "value": "这还有假呀" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "哎呀妈呀 儿光荣啊" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "小郭" } ] }, { "id": "episode_44_chunk_2", "conversations": [ { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "怎么可能呢 怎么会这样" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "来人呐" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "怎么了" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "他 他——" }, { "from": "白三娘", "value": "你先别说话 把气喘匀 秀才你说 到底怎么回事儿" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "她逼着我练惊涛掌 我就学了一招 她就让我拿她练招儿 我不同意 她说她练过金钟罩" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "行啊 你小子 初学乍练的就这么厉害 是块练武的材料" }, { "from": "白三娘", "value": "胡说什么呢 你先搭个脉再说" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "不可能啊" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "我说的是实话 芙妹可以作证的" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "不可能 没练过几十年的功力 绝不可能把她打成这样" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "伤得这么重啊 芙妹" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "啊疼疼疼 肋骨大概是断了" }, { "from": "公孙乌龙", "value": "没断 但你的肺伤着了 得休息两天 善哉善哉" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "谁 谁在说话" }, { "from": "白三娘", "value": "嘘 这叫传音入密 及其高的内功 他肯定就在附近" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "是不是你打的我" }, { "from": "公孙乌龙", "value": "当然是我啦 那小子哪有这么强的掌力啊" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "她招你惹你了 你凭什么打她" }, { "from": "公孙乌龙", "value": "哎 我这可是帮你 她非逼你动手 还数到三 我见你不敢 就帮了个小忙" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "你是谁 你有本事出来见我" }, { "from": "公孙乌龙", "value": "你为什么不来见我呢 善哉善哉 这面多钱一碗" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "面?" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "大概是饿嗝呀" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "掌柜的" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "二姨" }, { "from": "白三娘", "value": "你们俩呆着别动 我去大堂看看" } ] }, { "id": "episode_44_chunk_3", "conversations": [ { "from": "白展堂", "value": "掌柜的" }, { "from": "白三娘", "value": "公孙乌龙 果然是你" }, { "from": "公孙乌龙", "value": "三妹呀 多日不见 气色不错呀" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "葵花解穴手 葵花解穴手" }, { "from": "公孙乌龙", "value": "行了 别忙活了 你那指力太差" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "你赶紧把她给我解开 否则我对你不客气" }, { "from": "公孙乌龙", "value": "年龄不大 口气不小" }, { "from": "白三娘", "value": "噢公孙大哥——" }, { "from": "公孙乌龙", "value": "善哉善哉 还是我自己拿吧" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "哼 老东西 你以为就你会点穴啊" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "妈呀" }, { "from": "公孙乌龙", "value": "一大把年纪了还来这一套" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "娘 他这是什么功啊" }, { "from": "公孙乌龙", "value": "这叫龟壳神功 专防点穴的 我已经练了有七重喽" }, { "from": "白三娘", "value": "这不是铜锣湾海龟道人的独门秘技吗" }, { "from": "公孙乌龙", "value": "对啊 三妹呀 那年夏天呐 我跟他一起下棋 趁他分心的时候 我点了他的檀中" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "你这还善哉呢 你还有没有点人性啊你" }, { "from": "公孙乌龙", "value": "出卖自家兄弟那叫有人性吗" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "你 什么意思 你" }, { "from": "公孙乌龙", "value": "我不是找你的你也别紧张 三妹就你这么一个儿子得给她留着" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "什么吕施主 没这人" }, { "from": "公孙乌龙", "value": "年轻人说话要诚实 知道吗 你不要欺人太甚" }, { "from": "公孙乌龙", "value": "手" }, { "from": "公孙乌龙", "value": "娘俩儿一块上 这才叫欺人太甚 哎呀 唉 我得先找那吕施主去" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "娘 能逃过这一劫吗" }, { "from": "白三娘", "value": "凶多吉少" }, { "from": "公孙乌龙", "value": "哎呀 哎呀 我来证实一下子 姬无命是不是真是你杀的" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "他是自杀的 跟我没关系" }, { "from": "公孙乌龙", "value": "跟你没关系 没关系朝廷发给你这个干什么 这叫什么" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "关中大侠" }, { "from": "公孙乌龙", "value": "是啊" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "朝廷瞎了眼 这个大侠谁爱当谁当去 人总得有自知之明" }, { "from": "公孙乌龙", "value": "好 施主的为人 果然是不同反响" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "啊" }, { "from": "公孙乌龙", "value": "这样 你准备好了" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "啊" }, { "from": "公孙乌龙", "value": "我数一 二 三——" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "等等 为什么要是三呢 你为什么不可以是九千六百八十七万三千二百二十四 为什么" }, { "from": "公孙乌龙", "value": "哎呀 我没那么多时间呐 听着啊 一 二" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "豁出去了 二十年后还是条汉子" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "唉你这是干吗" }, { "from": "公孙乌龙", "value": "三 吕先生在上 请受弟子一拜" } ] }, { "id": "episode_44_chunk_4", "conversations": [ { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "我一定要调我爹过来杀了他 咳咳" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "他说他自己平生杀人无数 罪孽深重 尤其是这几年更是内心不安 连觉都睡不安稳" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "到处都是明师 人家凭啥找你啊" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "我手无缚鸡之力 竟然能够把他的恶徒劝的良心发现 以死谢罪" }, { "from": "白三娘", "value": "你也不是和尚 总说这干啥 你跟谁学的" }, { "from": "公孙乌龙", "value": "少林寺的智清大师啊 平时他总把这些挂在嘴头上 听着挺烦 可是呢" }, { "from": "白三娘", "value": "那你为什么把他杀了呢" }, { "from": "公孙乌龙", "value": "谁让他骂我呢 那几天我比较烦 我想找他开解开解" } ] }, { "id": "episode_44_chunk_5", "conversations": [ { "from": "公孙乌龙", "value": "三妹啊 起得早啊" }, { "from": "白三娘", "value": "你起得也不晚呐 是不是没睡啊" }, { "from": "公孙乌龙", "value": "哎 我啊 这么多年我都没睡过踏实觉了 我一闭眼呐 就我杀过的那些人呐" }, { "from": "白三娘", "value": "这就叫报应" }, { "from": "公孙乌龙", "value": "善哉善哉呀" }, { "from": "白三娘", "value": "你也不是和尚 总说这干啥 你跟谁学的" }, { "from": "公孙乌龙", "value": "少林寺的智清大师啊 平时他总把这些挂在嘴头上 听着挺烦 可是呢" }, { "from": "白三娘", "value": "那你为什么把他杀了呢" }, { "from": "公孙乌龙", "value": "谁让他骂我呢 那几天我比较烦 我想找他开解开解" }, { "from": "白三娘", "value": "本来无一物 何处惹尘埃 这是六祖慧能的诗啊 有大智慧啊" }, { "from": "公孙乌龙", "value": "念完了以后呢 他说让我自己作 我勉为其难我就作了一首啊" }, { "from": "白三娘", "value": "那你能不能把你作的那首诗念念我听听" }, { "from": "公孙乌龙", "value": "行 但是只能听啊 不能外传" }, { "from": "白三娘", "value": "不传不传" }, { "from": "公孙乌龙", "value": "听着啊 菩提树下全是宝 大伙学习要趁早 勤学多问为什么 这种态度才算好" }, { "from": "白三娘", "value": "哈哈哈 不怎么样" }, { "from": "公孙乌龙", "value": "你看" }, { "from": "白三娘", "value": "那你为何又杀了冲虚道长呢" }, { "from": "公孙乌龙", "value": "他那是找死 杀了智清以后啊 我觉得有点后悔 我就上武当山 找冲虚道长聊聊" }, { "from": "白三娘", "value": "那他也开解不了这事儿呢" }, { "from": "公孙乌龙", "value": "那就没办法了 那既然当不了好人那我就开杀戒了 这血债吧 下辈子慢慢还呗" } ] }, { "id": "episode_44_chunk_6", "conversations": [ { "from": "白展堂", "value": "那还等啥呀 赶紧逃吧" }, { "from": "白三娘", "value": "啧 你有轻功你能逃出去 那剩下的人咋办呢" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "实在不行就跟他拼了" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "拼不过啊" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "废话" }, { "from": "白三娘", "value": "要是多找几个帮手还是有可能的" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "娘你说地儿 我去找去" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "我也去 咱俩分头出击" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "嗯" }, { "from": "白三娘", "value": "你上少林 你上武当" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "咋那么远呢" }, { "from": "白三娘", "value": "一般人来了那不白白送死啊" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "对" }, { "from": "白三娘", "value": "我现在最怕的就是镇上那俩个小捕快 如果跟他动手打起来 那就惨不忍睹了" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "我去把店门关了 打烊了" }, { "from": "白三娘", "value": "好 好主意" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "娘啊 这次是死是活就看天命了" }, { "from": "白三娘", "value": "哎 死活倒是无所谓 我现在最希望的就是——能够活捉了他" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "你可消停点吧 娘啊 能保住命就不错了咱" }, { "from": "白三娘", "value": "如果要能把他活捉了 我就能给你换回一块免罪金牌" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "啊 真的假的" }, { "from": "白三娘", "value": "什么声音" } ] }, { "id": "episode_44_chunk_7", "conversations": [ { "from": "邢捕头", "value": "别过来 你别别别过来 我我我 我是衙门的人" }, { "from": "公孙乌龙", "value": "就你这胆儿还当捕快呀" }, { "from": "邢捕头", "value": "大胆 你可以侮辱我的职业 但你不能侮辱我的人" }, { "from": "公孙乌龙", "value": "嗯?" }, { "from": "邢捕头", "value": "哦反过来也一样" }, { "from": "公孙乌龙", "value": "看你这意思是想以身殉职啊" }, { "from": "邢捕头", "value": "嗯 啊?不是" }, { "from": "公孙乌龙", "value": "好 今天我成全你" }, { "from": "白三娘", "value": "手下留人" }, { "from": "白三娘", "value": "有什么深仇大恨非得在这儿解决啊" }, { "from": "公孙乌龙", "value": "哎呀 我就是想吓唬吓唬他 不是想真杀他 善哉呀善哉" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "到底咋回事儿" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "我下了楼 正准备打烊 老邢正好进来 非要吃饭 我说不行 他就拍桌子" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "老邢的掌力可以呀" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "那不是他是公孙——先生" }, { "from": "邢捕头", "value": "哎呀 那啥 要没啥事儿我就先走了啊 告辞 告辞" }, { "from": "公孙乌龙", "value": "站住 以后对大家客气一点儿 不然的话 形同此桌" } ] }, { "id": "episode_44_chunk_8", "conversations": [ { "from": "燕小六", "value": "这还了得 还有没有王法了啊 人呢 人呢 那小子人呢" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "哪个小子" }, { "from": "燕小六", "value": "刚才谁在这儿闹事来着" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "是我 我刚学过的降龙十八掌" }, { "from": "燕小六", "value": "等等会儿 这谁呀" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "厄这是我新招的伙计" }, { "from": "燕小六", "value": "那么大岁数" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "对对对 老伙计" }, { "from": "燕小六", "value": "老邦菜 老邦菜说你呢" }, { "from": "公孙乌龙", "value": "请问 官人贵姓啊" }, { "from": "燕小六", "value": "免贵—— 你问这干嘛跟你有关系吗" }, { "from": "公孙乌龙", "value": "我得问清楚了 日后你在我眼前来回来去晃悠 我得记得哪个是哪个呀" }, { "from": "燕小六", "value": "嘛意思 你说的" }, { "from": "公孙乌龙", "value": "行了 不说也罢 就算姓王吧" }, { "from": "燕小六", "value": "你才姓王八呐" }, { "from": "白三娘", "value": "放肆" }, { "from": "燕小六", "value": "哎哟 你 你敢打我 连我妈都舍不得打我" }, { "from": "白三娘", "value": "还说" }, { "from": "燕小六", "value": "帮我照顾好我七舅姥——" }, { "from": "白三娘", "value": "公孙先生 这小子交给我了 你老息怒 走走" } ] }, { "id": "episode_44_chunk_9", "conversations": [ { "from": "邢捕头", "value": "你想干什么 你想干什么" }, { "from": "白三娘", "value": "嘘 " }, { "from": "燕小六", "value": "这嘛意思 写的嘛 我不认字儿" }, { "from": "邢捕头", "value": "我是本镇第十九任捕头 六扇门 上面派来的" }, { "from": "白三娘", "value": "看反面" }, { "from": "邢捕头", "value": "白翠萍 必吏" }, { "from": "白三娘", "value": "那就密使" }, { "from": "邢捕头", "value": "这俩字能念密使 哈哈哈" }, { "from": "燕小六", "value": "我哪知道去" }, { "from": "白三娘", "value": "嘘 听我的——" } ] }, { "id": "episode_44_chunk_10", "conversations": [ { "from": "公孙乌龙", "value": "这么快就搞定了" }, { "from": "白三娘", "value": "还是甭看了 血哩呼啦的 看了吃不下饭 这两条贱命啊就算我头上了" }, { "from": "公孙乌龙", "value": "三妹 那就辛苦你了 诸位慢慢聊啊" }, { "from": "白三娘", "value": "哎你上哪儿去呀" }, { "from": "公孙乌龙", "value": "找吕先生开开窍儿" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "三娘" }, { "from": "白三娘", "value": "你叫我啥" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "我说姐 你真的把他俩给放翻啦" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "那怎么可能呢 我娘是钩子 又称密使" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "啊" }, { "from": "白三娘", "value": "他俩回去搬救兵去了 最快今晚 最迟明晚 大队人马就到了" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "娘啊 到底是今晚还是明晚啊" }, { "from": "白三娘", "value": "那得看运气了 一般捕快 肯定不行" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "啊 只有三成啊" }, { "from": "白三娘", "value": "这是保守估计" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "那不保守估计呢" }, { "from": "白三娘", "value": "不到一成" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "啊 那叫他们来干啥呀 自己把自己拍死得了" }, { "from": "白三娘", "value": "胡说啥" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "娘 全看你的了" }, { "from": "白三娘", "value": "公孙的武功 你们不是没看着 那杀人就是弹指一瞬间" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "这咋办呢" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "我的神呀" }, { "from": "白三娘", "value": "他就是没练过龟壳神功 我还能对付得了 不过现在 就只能走一步看一步了" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "啊 那秀才咋办呀" }, { "from": "白三娘", "value": "希望他福大命大 能撑过这一关 你们俩也要多保重" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "展堂 你说咱们这次能逃过一劫吗" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "凶多吉少 湘玉 如果万一撑不过去了 我希望" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "希望啥 说呀" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "到时候再说吧" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "我好悔呀 我当初就不应该嫁过来 如果不嫁过来我的夫君也不会死" } ] }, { "id": "episode_44_chunk_15", "conversations": [ { "from": "公孙乌龙", "value": "我不瞒你说吧 我呀就是杀人杀得太多了 我这心里有愧 哎你呢" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "我没仇人 不 你杀了那么多人他们都跟你有仇吗" }, { "from": "公孙乌龙", "value": "那也不一定 有些是仇人 有些就是我看不顺眼 顺手送了他一程" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "那你第一次杀人 那是为什么呢" }, { "from": "公孙乌龙", "value": "第一个人 就是关中大侠 噢前一个 前一个 要不杀了他 也没你 知道吧" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "那我得谢谢你啊" }, { "from": "公孙乌龙", "value": "那个时候呢 我刚出道 我呢偷了点东西 一碗面的功夫呢 就被人盯上了" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "不知道" }, { "from": "公孙乌龙", "value": "他说 杀杀杀" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "太不像话了 这种人也配当大侠啊" }, { "from": "公孙乌龙", "value": "是啊 掏出刀来我当胸就是一刀 当时他就倒在血泊里了 捂着胸口说" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "他追了三四百里地 他是为了给你换钱包来的" }, { "from": "公孙乌龙", "value": "善哉呀善哉呀 从那以后啊 我见着人我就觉得他是来寻仇的" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "行行行行行了 行了 我知道问题出在哪儿了" }, { "from": "公孙乌龙", "value": "喔 吕先生 来来来来来 你快请坐 您说您说" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "道理先放在一边我只说解决办法 以后动手之前 先默数三下" }, { "from": "公孙乌龙", "value": "默 默数三下" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "每数三下 想一个问题 一 他是来寻仇的吗 二 他会伤害你吗 三 他非得死吗" }, { "from": "公孙乌龙", "value": "行行 我试一试" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "你试一试啊" }, { "from": "公孙乌龙", "value": "啊一 他是来寻仇的吗 二 他会伤害我吗 三 他非得死吗 哎 行 哎 还行" } ] }, { "id": "episode_44_chunk_16", "conversations": [ { "from": "白展堂", "value": "娘 别等了 该来的 迟早会来的" }, { "from": "白三娘", "value": "哎呀 我就怕他们来的不是时候" }, { "from": "公孙乌龙", "value": "哎 谁要来呀" }, { "from": "白三娘", "value": "那个没谁 这两天太燥 盼着下雨呢" }, { "from": "公孙乌龙", "value": "那先吃饭吧 尝尝我做的菜" }, { "from": "白三娘", "value": "厄你们先吃 我还想出去看看 那个刚动完手 见了血 胃口不太好 给我留点儿菜啊" }, { "from": "公孙乌龙", "value": "好好好" }, { "from": "白三娘", "value": "我出去看看" }, { "from": "公孙乌龙", "value": "好好好 来来来 你们坐 来来来 请坐请坐 都请坐 请入座啊" }, { "from": "公孙乌龙", "value": "来来来快入座入座 快请坐请坐请坐" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "别怕别怕 他已经不是从前的那个他啦 要不你试试" }, { "from": "公孙乌龙", "value": "要不你们大家都试试" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "那我试试啊 帮我夹块肉 要瘦的" }, { "from": "公孙乌龙", "value": "好夹块肉 " }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "要瘦的呀 你是没长眼睛还是没长耳朵啊" }, { "from": "公孙乌龙", "value": "把那个肥的剔下去不就是瘦的吗" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "你别光说 赶紧剔" }, { "from": "公孙乌龙", "value": "好好好 剔 肥的拿出来了" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "哎呀 乖 上门口蹲着" }, { "from": "公孙乌龙", "value": "好好好 蹲着" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "唉乖老汉 过来过来 叫你呢乖老汉" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "过去啊" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "听话 来来来 给大伙儿背首诗 助助兴" }, { "from": "公孙乌龙", "value": "背首诗啊" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "对啊" }, { "from": "公孙乌龙", "value": "行 那就 我给大家奉献一首我自己创作的菩提颂 见笑啊见笑啊" }, { "from": "公孙乌龙", "value": "哈哈哈哈" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "挺好挺好 好好好" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "他这臭诗啊 卖烧饼的每天都能写好几百首 哈哈哈" }, { "from": "公孙乌龙", "value": "善哉呀 善哉" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "芙妹" }, { "from": "公孙乌龙", "value": "放心吧 死不了 只不过就疼一些 剧疼喔" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "唉你到底数没数啊" }, { "from": "公孙乌龙", "value": "我数了呀 师父你说你教的我我能不数吗 第一 她是不是来寻仇的 这有可能啊" } ] }, { "id": "episode_44_chunk_18", "conversations": [ { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "这个办法 是个高人教给我的 现在还不知道有没有用" }, { "from": "公孙乌龙", "value": "那没事儿 你试吧 我全力配合" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "那你就配合一下啊 来 把脚放到床上去 你眼睛闭着啊" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "问世间是否此山最高 有仇的娃子像块宝 天若有仇天亦老 恨你恨到忘不了 忘不了" }, { "from": "公孙乌龙", "value": "人呐 全都是人呐" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "是被你杀掉的那些人吗" }, { "from": "公孙乌龙", "value": "对对对 有智清大师 有冲虚道长 还有那齐大学士 还有那倒霉的关中大侠" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "放松 放松 放松 他们在干什么呢" }, { "from": "公孙乌龙", "value": "都围着我转呐转呐 哎呀 都在狞笑啊 满身是血呀" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "别怕别怕 就当那时番茄酱" }, { "from": "公孙乌龙", "value": "躲开 哎呀 躲开呀 别靠近我 别靠近我" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "放松 放松 别害怕别怕 他们没有恶意 他们来就是想找你玩儿" }, { "from": "公孙乌龙", "value": "哎呀 找我玩什么呀 我又跟他们不熟" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "一回生二回熟啊 对不对 去 去 靠近他们 跟他们敬个礼 握握手 世世代代好朋友" } ] }, { "id": "episode_44_chunk_19", "conversations": [ { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "你们这是想干什么呀 你们不是想杀他吧" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "这么好的机会 再不动手 还等什么" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "掌柜的 说说他" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "不要问了 这事我说了不算 走" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "找点呢你" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "他已经改过自新啦 给他个机会好不好" }, { "from": "公孙乌龙", "value": "哎呀 好好好啊 就冲你这句话 我得留你一命" } ] }, { "id": "episode_44_chunk_20", "conversations": [ { "from": "白三娘", "value": "怎么样 人来了吗" }, { "from": "燕小六", "value": "我们已经到了广阳找到了徐知府" }, { "from": "邢捕头", "value": "对" }, { "from": "燕小六", "value": "他说" }, { "from": "白三娘", "value": "说什么" }, { "from": "燕小六", "value": "说" }, { "from": "白三娘", "value": "快点儿说呀 说什么了" }, { "from": "邢捕头", "value": "他他他说跨府的行动得上面统一调令" }, { "from": "白三娘", "value": "哎呀这人命关天还整这虚头八脑的事儿 这是啥意思啊" } ] }, { "id": "episode_44_chunk_21", "conversations": [ { "from": "公孙乌龙", "value": "哎呀 好了好了 别躲了 那后边是墙 这么多人呢 我得排个顺序啊杀你们" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "那什么 你给他们一次机会 就是给你自己一个机会" }, { "from": "公孙乌龙", "value": "哎呀 我已经给你们机会了" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "我很珍惜 就是您的恩情我们还没来得及报呐 看剑" }, { "from": "公孙乌龙", "value": "你看看 你看看 哎呀 我真舍不得杀你 你又年轻又漂亮" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "第一次有人说我有气质唉" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "芙妹——" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "展堂——" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "芙妹 你没事儿吧" }, { "from": "公孙乌龙", "value": "她不会死的 我有一习惯 就是点完之后 我得慢慢折磨她死" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "那我跟你拼了 排山倒海" }, { "from": "公孙乌龙", "value": "哎呀 你让我默数三下 你默数了吗" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "我 我数了" }, { "from": "公孙乌龙", "value": "你怎么数的 是不是说我必须得死啊" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "不是你死就是我死" }, { "from": "公孙乌龙", "value": "善哉善哉 谢谢你呀 谢谢你给我找一个杀你的理由 " }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "秀才 秀才 小郭" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "展堂" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "展堂—— 呜——" }, { "from": "公孙乌龙", "value": "有什么话赶紧说 看在你娘的份上 再给你们三分钟啊" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "湘玉 我真的挺喜欢你的 以前我不说是因为我这条件 要光是穷也就算了" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "呜——" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "知道" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "那就好 你能再说一遍吗" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "我喜欢你 贼喜欢" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "光说喜欢 不要说贼" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "这个贼是特别的意思" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "我知道 但是我听着还是有点儿别扭 嗬嗬嗬嗬" }, { "from": "公孙乌龙", "value": "哎呀 行了行了 别罗嗦了 时间到了" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "谢谢你啊 成全了我们 动手吧" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "动手吧" }, { "from": "公孙乌龙", "value": "善哉呀善哉 我老夫杀了这么多人了 还第一次看见笑着等死的" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "这都是爱情的力量" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "我们也有" }, { "from": "公孙乌龙", "value": "好好好 老夫送你们一程啊 祝你们下一辈子还在一起 " }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "慢着" }, { "from": "公孙乌龙", "value": "我这一兴奋呐 不好意思给忘了 这一呢 是不是来寻仇的 肯定是" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "娘娘 是你把他点住的 娘 他不说他练过龟壳神功点不住他吗" }, { "from": "白三娘", "value": "谁让他现在分心来着" } ] }, { "id": "episode_44_chunk_22", "conversations": [ { "from": "燕小六", "value": "行了 别挣了 枷锁带铐子 谁也没享受过这样的待遇" }, { "from": "邢捕头", "value": "谁让你是高手呢 哇哈哈哈——" }, { "from": "公孙乌龙", "value": "哎呀 老夫纵横一世啊 没想到落了个这么个收场 三妹啊 有你的" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "这就叫罪有应得 还敢瞪我 你信不信我一掌" }, { "from": "邢捕头", "value": "呵呵 你点呀 有本事你点啊" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "还敢瞪我 你信不信我一掌" }, { "from": "邢捕头", "value": "呵呵 你点呀 你点呀" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "点呀 点呀" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "小郭 让开 不管怎么样 我跟展堂 还是应该谢谢你" }, { "from": "公孙乌龙", "value": "哎呀 老夫我想了想啊 我这辈子啊就做了这么件好事啊 这真是——" }, { "from": "公孙乌龙", "value": "善哉 善哉" }, { "from": "燕小六", "value": "走走走" }, { "from": "白三娘", "value": "等到了京城 我会让他们把免罪金牌送过来" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "娘 你咋不自己给我送来呢" }, { "from": "白三娘", "value": "还有几个案子 办完了才能退休 儿啊 娘会回来看你的" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "三娘一路小心" }, { "from": "白三娘", "value": "你管我叫啥" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "姐 伯母 娘" }, { "from": "白三娘", "value": "哎你们俩要好好的 别吵架啊" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "掌柜的" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "叫我什么" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "湘玉 你这现在叫娘有点儿早吧" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "又不是我要叫的 啥意思嘛 想反悔" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "不是 我的意思是" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "啥都不要说了 你就说 你喜不喜欢我" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "喜欢" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "没有听清 大声点儿" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "喜欢 贼喜欢" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "还是没有听清 再大声点儿" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "喜欢 贼喜欢" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "还是没有听清 再大声点儿" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "喜欢 贼喜欢" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "我也喜欢你" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "干什么 干什么你们" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "伊呦" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "哪儿来一身鸡皮疙瘩呀" } ] }, { "id": "episode_45_chunk_1", "conversations": [ { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "嗯,嗯。" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "哎,掌柜的,你找我有事儿?" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "没有事儿,真的没有事儿,呃我先下去了,呃,你俩也早点儿休息啊。" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "肯定有事儿。" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "要不你下去看看?" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "不用着急,呆会儿憋急了,她自己会上来。" } ] }, { "id": "episode_45_chunk_2", "conversations": [ { "from": "白展堂", "value": "怎么回事儿?多长时间了,怎么还不到呢?什么办事效率?可不是咋的?" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "啊?我刚才说的啥,你能重复一遍吗?" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "你说的……" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "呵,啥意思吗?" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "意思就是……哎呀,反正不是啥好话,你就说吧,谁招你了?" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "哼,小郭和秀才老占着屋顶,叽叽咕咕的聊个没有完了还。" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "你等会儿,我没太听明白,你是想找他俩有事呀?还是想用屋顶呀?" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "都打烊了,我找他俩干啥呀?" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "那你用屋顶你就直说呀,不行我去。" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "还是算了,怪不好意思的。" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "不好意思,你用屋顶干啥呀?" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "他俩干啥,我就干啥,跟你一起。" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "跟我干啥呀?" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "哎呀,不就是……谈谈人生,聊聊理想吗?" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "那你非得上去谈什么,咱俩在这儿谈不一样吗?" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "哎呀,算了算了,不跟你说了,从明天起我就订一条店规:除了咱俩,谁也不许上屋顶,违者罚款,月钱扣光。" } ] }, { "id": "episode_45_chunk_3", "conversations": [ { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "哎,你说掌柜的怎么到现在还没上来?" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "那肯定没什么重要的事儿。否则,她早就憋不住了。" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "不行,我得下去看看。" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "哎,等等,今天的你还没给呢。" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "给什么给呀?噢,好吧。" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "啊,疼疼疼。" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "疼疼疼,以后我说给才能给,我不说给,你就等着。" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "那得等到什么时候呀?" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "过来吧。我说的是脸。" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "那你轻点拧啊。" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "谁要拧你呀?笨蛋,把眼睛闭上。" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "嘴下留人。小两口够甜蜜的啊。" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "有事儿说事儿,没事走人。" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "要走你走,这又不是你的地盘。秀才先闪,我找小郭有事儿。" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "那就先欠着啊。" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "快去,快去。" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "不好意思,打搅你俩的好事情了啊。" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "哎呀,你到底有什么事儿吗?" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "就是……你吃过糖人吗?" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "吃过呀。你有什么话就直说嘛。" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "小的时候,我爹老去京城出差,每次走前呀,都答应给我买新东安的糖人,结果每次都忘。我就盼呀盼呀,足足盼了三年,才盼回来,结果一吃……" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "特别难吃。" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "哎呀,吃倒是挺好吃的,但是从此以后没有盼头了。" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "那就再找下一个盼头呗。" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "找了呀,盼完糖人盼衣裳,盼完衣裳盼嫁妆,盼完嫁妆盼自由,盼完自由盼爱情。爱情来了,下一个,盼什么好呀?" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "哦~原来你是没有目标了。" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "哎,你的目标是啥呀?" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "当一盖世女侠。" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "说近一点儿的。" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "涨工钱。" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "这个比前一个还要远。" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "切~那也无所谓呀,反正有秀才陪着我。日子一天天过,也挺开心的。" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "哎呀,展堂要是秀才就好了。" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "啊?你说什么?" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "哎呀,我不是那个意思,我是说,反正是夸秀才,你知道就行了。" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "呵,他就是一个百无一用的书呆子,有什么好?" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "好处多了,既体贴,又温柔,既痴情,又专一。" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "他还专一?" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "他还不专一?无双那么喜欢他,他不是也没动心吗?" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "那是我有手段,换成你,不定出什么事呢。" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "切~展堂又不是第一天闯江湖,见的世面多了,出啥事儿?能出啥事儿?" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "老白,你怎么了?醒醒,醒醒,老白。老白,老白,醒醒,没事儿吧,老白。" } ] }, { "id": "episode_45_chunk_4", "conversations": [ { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "老白,老白,醒醒,没事儿吧,老白。" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "展堂,老白。" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "怎么会这样呢?" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "刚才来了一个捕快,送他一块牌子,他看着看着,就晕过去了。" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "牌子呢?牌子呢?" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "这儿,这儿呢。" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "我看看。" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "免罪金牌?" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "免罪是咋回事儿?" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "哼,兴奋过度。闪开。" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "啊,金牌呢,金牌~~~" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "这儿呢,这儿。" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "谁稀得要一样。" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "宝贝儿,哥哥想你想得,你要再不来哥连死的心都有啦。" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "这话我怎么听得那么别扭啊?" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "你们说它美吗 ?" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "美,美。" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "它靓吗?" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "靓,靓。" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "给你们你们要吗?" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "要,要,要。" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "恩?" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "呃~不要,不要。" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "要我也不给,这是我的,我一个人的。" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "别怪他,穷命,不要害怕啊,我们不会抢你的。" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "葵花点。" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "你这是干啥?" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "谁让她刚才说抢那个字的,下次她要再敢说,直接点死穴。" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "快,快解开。" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "葵花解。" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "芙妹。" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "白展堂。" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "恩?" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "怎么了吗这是,我招你惹你啦?" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "你们不知道,这么多年来我心里,苦啊。每当我听到敲门声回来!我就感觉到是来抓我的;每当我看到捕快走路稍微快一点儿,我腿肚子就发软;只要一有人说悄悄话,我就以为是在背后议论我准备去举报我;有人喊抓贼,我就得换衣裳。" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "换衣裳干啥?" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "吓出一身冷汗,如果喊三遍抓贼的话,我连裤子都得换,这种痛苦谁知道,谁知道?" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "谁谁谁,哦,展堂,有了这个免罪金牌,你以后啥都不用怕了。" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "有了这块金牌,我白展堂从此脱胎换骨重新做人。" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "恭喜你,在每一天里,永远都……" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "住嘴,太难听了。有了这块金牌,我要把我所有的梦想通通实现。" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "你也有梦想?" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "当然有。" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "我就没有。" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "我分你一个。" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "好好好。" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "把我们的工钱涨一下。" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "这个梦想还是留着你自己实现吧。" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "我没那闲功夫,明天一早我就要去趟衙门。" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "去衙门干吗?" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "这么多年的飞贼,我哪儿都去过,就是没去过衙门。" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "我们也没有去过呀。" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "那就跟我一块儿去,有了这块金牌,我看谁还敢拦咱们,哼。" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "衙门不是一般人去的地方,你一不上访,二不报案,你去了你说什么呀?" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "我说什么?我什么都不说,直接就往里闯,我看谁赶拦我。说时迟那时快,一群黑皮立即把我扑倒在地/" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "黑皮?" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "就是衙役,黑话。" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "我绝不反抗,任由他们把我推上公堂,娄知县一拍惊堂木,走你。" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "这都什么乱七八糟的。" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "黑皮得令,上来就扒我的裤子打我的屁屁,这时候我举起来:兄弟,认字吗。看看,看看,这是什么?" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "免罪金牌。" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "哈哈哈哈,明天一早,衙门口见。" } ] }, { "id": "episode_45_chunk_5", "conversations": [ { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "哟哟哟,揣着牌子睡觉你就不怕硌着。" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "硌着了也比让人偷了好啊,是吧,宝贝。" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "它是你的宝贝,那我是啥?" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "你,你也是宝贝,是吧宝贝。" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "把这个破牌子……" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "葵花点穴手,我可告诉你别胡闹啊,否则我真对你不客气,葵花解穴手。" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "啊,你敢点我,为了这块破牌子你点我,你点我。" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "哎呀,哎呀,疼。" } ] }, { "id": "episode_45_chunk_6", "conversations": [ { "from": "白展堂", "value": "走了。" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "哎哎,这么早上哪儿去啊?" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "清水衙门一日游。" }, { "from": "燕小六", "value": "完了完了,掌柜的,有馒头没有真好给我来几个啊。" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "啊,这么着急啊?" }, { "from": "燕小六", "value": "娄知县紧急出巡,刚通知的。" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "出巡?上哪儿去啦?" }, { "from": "燕小六", "value": "我哪知道,巡到哪儿算哪儿呗,我先走了,这馒头先记帐啊。" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "行行行。" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "你等会儿,这一出巡,衙门不就没人了吗?" }, { "from": "燕小六", "value": "对呀,你有事儿吗?" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "如果没人了,你先走吧。" }, { "from": "燕小六", "value": "啊,哎,不,你这话不会在对我暗示什么吧?" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "没有啊,你啥意思呀?" }, { "from": "燕小六", "value": "衙门没人,你又让我走人,听你这话茬有点像要闯空门的意思。" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "不可能,不可能。" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "我还就闯了,怎么着啊。" }, { "from": "燕小六", "value": "你先等会啊帮我照顾好我七舅姥爷我,我砍死你。" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "呀,你还真砍呀你?" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "小六不认字。" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "你给他念念。" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "我念。" }, { "from": "燕小六", "value": "念嘛?" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "狂犬病患,生人勿近。" }, { "from": "燕小六", "value": "哎,我来了,来了,那嘛,我还有事儿,诸位留步,我先走了先走了。" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "哈哈哈哈。" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "就这胆儿还动不动就拔刀呢,哼,拿来。" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "你还去不去衙门啦?" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "等有人了再去,闯空门,我掏出牌子给谁看呐。" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "烧包~~" } ] }, { "id": "episode_45_chunk_8", "conversations": [ { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "哎,照这个形势发展下去啊,老白非疯了不可。" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "换了你呀,说不定更疯呢。" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "你说什么?过来!我给你捏肩啦。" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "不用不用,我的肩不酸。好,那你轻点啊。" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "感觉怎么样啊?" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "舒服,舒服极了。" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "哎呀,看看人家。" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "掌柜的,你终于来了。" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "你俩接着揉,我不打搅你们了啊。" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "掌柜的别走,那啥,没关系的。我跟他已经聊完了,你们接着聊啊。" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "哎呀,对不起啊,又来烦你了。" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "你来得正好,再晚来一会儿,秀才就要被我捏死了。" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "啊,你捏他干啥呀?" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "这就叫驯夫之道,心里再苦,不打退堂鼓;身上在疼,不许瞎哼哼。" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "展堂要像秀才就好了。" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "老白又气你了?" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "也算不上气,他倒是挺听话的,但我就是感觉我俩不像在谈恋爱。" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "那多酷啊。" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "啊?" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "哎呀,这不正好寻找新的目标嘛。" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "啥目标呀?" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "七个大字:寻找恋爱的感觉。" } ] }, { "id": "episode_45_chunk_9", "conversations": [ { "from": "白展堂", "value": "小样儿,转过身去说,我帅不帅?喜不喜欢我?敢不敢不喜欢我?你要听话哟,不要是不听话,我就把你化了,打成金戒指,人手一个。" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "嘿,那敢情好,明儿你就化吧,啊。" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "我化它?把我化了都不能化它。" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "老白,我跟你讲啊,子曾经曰过的……" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "你上一边去啊。我今儿心情好,没工夫听你瞎曰。去去去。" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "我就说一句,说一句。唯女子与小人难养也。" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "哎,你跟我说这个什么意思呀?" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "这个女人呀,就像花朵,很难养的。你得多花些时间,好好照顾她。" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "哟哟哟,吕大情圣,你才交过几个女朋友?" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "Only one is enough, another is trouble." }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "给我说人话!" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "一个就够了,谈恋爱重的是质量。你不好好谈,数量在多没用的。" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "那你的意思是,我恋爱质量不高?" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "你自己觉得呢?" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "是不是掌柜的跟你说什么了?" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "你看,你看,你看。你连称呼到现在都没改,你还谈质量?" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "改什么称呼啊?掌柜的,说着不比湘玉顺嘴呀?改就该,无非是个称呼嘛?" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "改称呼只是个开始。后面的路还长着呢。你就好好受着吧。" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "你可别吓我,我胆儿小。" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "你有Gold Medal呀。" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "我有啥?" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "你有免罪金牌,怕什么?" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "这刑事管用,情事不管用啊。" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "作为过来人吧,我就一个忠告,对对方好点。" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "我也知道对她好,问题是,怎样做才是对她好?" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "她要啥,你就给她啥。他打你左脸,你就伸过去右脸,知道吧?千万别含糊。" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "关键是,她不打我左脸,我伸过去右脸她也不要。她什么都不要啊。" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "那你就……呆着呗,闲着没事儿你就唱两句。原来你,什么都不想要。唱着唱着,真的。" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "原来你,什么都不想要。但是我得要你。" } ] }, { "id": "episode_45_chunk_10", "conversations": [ { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "谁呀?" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "我,你的堂堂来给你送饭来了。" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "好,来了来了,等一下啊。" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "你又闯啥祸了?" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "没有啊,你为啥这么问啊?" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "无缘无故的,为啥对我这么好?" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "你是我的另一半,我不对你好对谁好?不好意思,这种话我实在是不太会说。下次不说了。" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "要说,一定要说,我喜欢听。" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "那你先吃饭,我下去招呼客人去了。" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "你不要走,坐下,陪我一起吃。" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "我吃过了。" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "吃过了也不能走,我让你喂我吃……我好象也不太擅长这个。" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "没关系,多试两次就习惯了,共同进步嘛,啊。" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "啊,那你来吧,啊~呵呵呵,轮到我了。" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "我吃过了那好,共同进步。" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "啊~" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "啊~美得很。" } ] }, { "id": "episode_45_chunk_11", "conversations": [ { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "来来来,我帮你梳。" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "哎哎,我的头发。我自己来好了。" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "那我帮你擦粉,好不好?" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "啊?" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "你好像从来不擦粉的啊?" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "切。" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "我看看。" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "今天是不是碰到什么开心的事情了?" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "今天一早,展堂……他……" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "他向你求婚了?" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "那倒没有,他给我送早饭来啦。一碗稀饭,两个鸡蛋,还有馒头和酱菜。" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "切,又不是他自己做的,一顿早饭,至于么你?" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "一顿早饭,秀才给你送过吗?" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "我用不着,我离厨房那么近,我自己能过去吃。" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "自己吃,跟别人喂,啊~~味道可不太一样哦。" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "啊?他还喂你呢?" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "一开始我也不太习惯,但是后来,他一高兴,把衣服都脱了。" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "这,这也太火爆了吧?" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "哎呀,你想到哪儿去了?他让我帮他洗。以后他的衣服,全由我来洗。" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "我要是你呀,我就不会那么高兴。" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "为啥呀?" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "恋爱的感觉是找到了,那新的目标又在哪里呢?" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "哎呀,你这个人就是毒的很,怪不得只能找秀才这样的人。" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "我无所谓,自己爽到就好了。" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "不不不……" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "老白被小六他们抓走了。" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "为啥呀?" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "因为,因为,因为,狂犬病患。" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "狂犬病患?" } ] }, { "id": "episode_45_chunk_12", "conversations": [ { "from": "路人", "value": "有一个伙计得了狂犬病了。" }, { "from": "邢捕头", "value": "走走走,这有什么好看的?啊?没见过的狂犬病的?没见过自己的一个去!走走走。" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "展堂。老邢。" }, { "from": "邢捕头", "value": "你来得正好。" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "展堂呢?" }, { "from": "邢捕头", "value": "赶紧在这上面签个字。" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "签啥字呀?" }, { "from": "邢捕头", "value": "他是你的伙计呀,又是在你地盘被收押的,你不得签个字担保呀?" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "老邢,展堂没有得狂犬病,那都是小郭……" }, { "from": "邢捕头", "value": "你先把字签了再说。再说这事儿你跟我说没用,你最好问问娄知县去。" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "还娄知县?" }, { "from": "邢捕头", "value": "看看,看看。" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "你们还敢打人?" }, { "from": "邢捕头", "value": "这不是打人,这是老白咬的。" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "咬的?他咬谁了?" }, { "from": "邢捕头", "value": "小六。 为了逮老白,特意从十八里铺请来的打狗队呀,好不容易把他给套住了,正准备带嚼子,吭哧就是一口,手都咬麻了。" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "老白不会真的得了狂犬病吧?" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "你才有病,别人这么对你,你不咬?" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "那也得看咬谁呀?就小六那个手,那个指甲缝,亏老白下得去嘴。" }, { "from": "邢捕头", "value": "好了,我得去参加会审去了。有什么消息再通知你们啊。" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "老邢。" }, { "from": "邢捕头", "value": "再通知你们!" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "郭芙蓉!" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "我,我这不是为了成全你吗?" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "成全我?" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "对呀,我给你找到了新的目标,你现在就可以去把老白就出来,哇噻,美救英雄,好经典的。" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "嘿嘿,那把秀才关到牢里,让你自己救救看。" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "老白有金牌,出不了什么大事儿。" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "哼,这次展堂要是少一根头发的话,我就让秀才掉一大片。" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "全掉光都无所谓。回头咱再慢慢长啊。" } ] }, { "id": "episode_45_chunk_13", "conversations": [ { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "咋回事情吗?要打要杀总得给个信儿嘛,啥效率嘛这是。" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "你不要着急,咱这儿治安那么好,好不容易逮个案子,且审着呢。" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "老邢。你可来了。展堂咋样了?" }, { "from": "邢捕头", "value": "刚审完,基本上没事儿了。" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "那他人呢?" }, { "from": "邢捕头", "value": "收押了。先关几天,下月初五,当街斩首。喀。" }, { "from": "邢捕头", "value": "啊?" }, { "from": "邢捕头", "value": "哈哈哈哈。开个玩笑。" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "讨厌,开个玩笑也不分场合,时间和地点。" }, { "from": "邢捕头", "value": "大夫都说了,小六没事儿了,休息两天就行了。" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "那展堂呢?" }, { "from": "邢捕头", "value": "经过初步诊断,老白没有得狂犬病。" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "我就说嘛。" }, { "from": "邢捕头", "value": "但他的行为,比得狂犬病还要恶劣。" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "他那是被迫咬人,属于正当防卫。" }, { "from": "邢捕头", "value": "打人的事儿已经不算事儿了,小六都说了,既然伤不重,就不追究了。老白的罪名是咆哮公堂。" }, { "from": "邢捕头", "value": "啊?" }, { "from": "邢捕头", "value": "本来都打算放他走了,这家伙不走,在公堂当着所有公差,对娄知县冷嘲热讽,乃至破口大骂。" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "他活腻了吧?" }, { "from": "邢捕头", "value": "可不是咋的,我也挺纳闷啊,平时挺老实的个人,今天咋回事儿呀?" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "对呀,对呀。" }, { "from": "邢捕头", "value": "还没反应过来呢,娄知县开始扔筹子了。" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "扔啥筹子?" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "一个筹子等于十大板。" }, { "from": "邢捕头", "value": "一连扔了七八支。" }, { "from": "邢捕头", "value": "啊?" }, { "from": "邢捕头", "value": "老白还不住口啊,娄知县是又着急又上火,干脆把筹子桶给扔地下去了。起来!我们正准备开打呢。老白突然说,慢。然后到处掏,掏,掏。" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "掏什么呀?" }, { "from": "邢捕头", "value": "不知道啊。边掏还边说,哎,我牌子呢?我牌子呢?牌子?牌子?" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "啊,牌子。" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "在他那件旧衣裳里,让我脱下来洗得。" }, { "from": "邢捕头", "value": "他还真有啊?什么牌子?" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "免罪金牌,他娘给他弄得。" }, { "from": "邢捕头", "value": "哦,怪不得这小子这么傲呢。这下麻烦了,麻烦了。" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "咋了?他们不会真的打他吧?" }, { "from": "邢捕头", "value": "二十大板,明天还有。后天,大后天,大大后天,大大大后天……" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "挺住。" } ] }, { "id": "episode_45_chunk_14", "conversations": [ { "from": "十巴掌", "value": "哎,第一次挨板子,挨了多少下啊?" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "二十大板,零两个嘴巴,你呢?" }, { "from": "十巴掌", "value": "一下也没挨,全凭这张巧嘴呀。" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "哎,你不是那降龙十八掌吗?" }, { "from": "十巴掌", "value": "不是十八掌,是十巴掌。" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "噢,合着你一直关到现在?" }, { "from": "十巴掌", "value": "那会早出去了,这回,恐怕是出不去了。" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "这回为啥呀?" }, { "from": "十巴掌", "value": "出人命啦。不是我,是我新收的徒弟。" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "徒弟犯事儿跟师傅有什么关系啊?" }, { "from": "十巴掌", "value": "我支使的呀。我让他抢俩包子就跑,他倒好,端了人家七八屉还全是茴香的。我说你倒端两屉肉的呀?我没说完他就跑了,那卖包子的他也是,不就两屉包子嘛。他玩什么命啊?" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "你这话说得,七八屉包子值不少钱呐。" }, { "from": "十巴掌", "value": "哎,可怜我那徒弟啊,临了连顿饱饭都没吃。" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "这就是命。谁叫他拜错师傅呢?" }, { "from": "十巴掌", "value": "哎,你是什么罪名呀?" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "我是,积累素材来了,我搞写作的,来体验生活。" }, { "from": "十巴掌", "value": "哦,挨板子也算其中一项?" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "挨板子算啥呀?人家司马迁还挨刀子呢?咆哮公堂,还咬人。别怕,别怕。我不是逮谁咬谁。" }, { "from": "十巴掌", "value": "那你能不能帮我个小忙?" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "我动不了了啊。" }, { "from": "十巴掌", "value": "你躺着就行,你给我望个风。要是有人来,你叫唤我一声。" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "你要干啥呀?" }, { "from": "十巴掌", "value": "给咱俩找条生路。" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "哎呀,妈呀,这么大一洞。你要逃狱啊?" }, { "from": "十巴掌", "value": "嚷什么?好不容易挖通的。" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "这洞你挖了多久了?" }, { "from": "十巴掌", "value": "从进来就挖,到现在。就差这么厚今儿晚就得。" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "你使啥挖的?挖耳勺?" }, { "from": "十巴掌", "value": "这份苦心,你就担待吧。" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "成,咱先说好了啊,万一要是泛了水,你可别把我扯进去。" }, { "from": "十巴掌", "value": "你,你是不想出去吗?" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "嘿,兄弟跟你不一样啊,咱就算关到刑部大牢,那也是想走就走,谁都甭想拦着。" } ] }, { "id": "episode_45_chunk_15", "conversations": [ { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "要不你先回去睡吧?这边也没你什么事儿了。" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "那我走好了。" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "哎,等会儿。" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "牌子牌子牌子,老邢呢?" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "早就回去了。" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "我不是叫你留住他的吗?" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "留他干啥吗?他说话又不顶用。" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "但是他能带咱们去探监啊,没有牌子,明天又是二十大板。" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "那就明天再去呗。来得及,这都什么时候了?" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "敢情挨打的不是秀才?你这个人咋这么自私?" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "我自私?也不知道是谁见色忘义。" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "你说啥?" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "本来就是嘛。老白要不惹事儿,他能挨打吗?" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "他不是有牌子吗?" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "有牌子怎么了?哦,有牌子就能胡作非为?有牌子就能想干啥干啥了?今天咆哮公堂,那明儿呢?他一高兴,杀个人,放个火,你也不管不顾?" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "那你说咋办吗?" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "我不说,我一说又成自私鬼了。" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "哎呀,不自私,不自私,你这个人心慈手软,心宽体胖。" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "啊?" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "心胸宽广。" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "我觉得嘛,应该趁这个机会,让老白好好长长记性。" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "已经长了,而是大板,打你试试。" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "哟,你也太小瞧我们武林中人了。我爹光为纠正我偷吃零食这个毛病呀,光藤条就打断了七八根呐。" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "那是你,老白没有那么执著。" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "那,你要是再不放心呢,我现在就陪你到牢里看看他去。" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "行!" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "但咱可说好啊,要是他还死不悔改,这牌子绝对不能给他。" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "就这么定了,走走走。" } ] }, { "id": "episode_45_chunk_16", "conversations": [ { "from": "白展堂", "value": "别扒了,过来帮帮忙。来人了。" }, { "from": "十巴掌", "value": "你喊什么你?" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "我想让你帮我揉揉屁股,我自己下不了手。" }, { "from": "十巴掌", "value": "这不合适吧?" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "这有啥不合适的?揉!啊。" }, { "from": "十巴掌", "value": "我还没动呢。" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "还没动呢?那我自己来吧,去吧。" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "来,过来帮帮忙,来人呐。" }, { "from": "十巴掌", "value": "你喊什么你?" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "我想让你帮我翻个身,我怕动着伤口。" }, { "from": "十巴掌", "value": "你有什么事儿,一次性说完。" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "没事儿,你忙去吧。" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "哎,哎,哎。" }, { "from": "十巴掌", "value": "忙着呐。" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "来人了。" }, { "from": "十巴掌", "value": "好好笑哦。" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "来人了。" }, { "from": "十巴掌", "value": "真的好好笑哦。" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "真的来人了。" }, { "from": "十巴掌", "value": "好小子,够朋友。兄弟的情谊我算是记住了。" }, { "from": "邢捕头", "value": "哎,有话赶紧说啊,让人看见不好。" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "知道知道,辛苦你了啊,邢捕头。" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "展堂。你还好吗?" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "好,这睡惯了床突然一睡地上,这舒坦。" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "那你的……那个还疼不疼?" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "当然不疼了,疼我能是这种表情吗?" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "那你为啥还不过来?" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "过来过来,这就过来。呵呵呵呵,你看,这不过来了吗?" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "看到你没事儿,我放心多了,以后千万不要再惹事了阿。" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "赶紧把金牌给我,快点来。" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "在呢在呢。" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "他不说不疼吗?那再挨两顿好了。" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "挨就挨,你以为我怕你呀?" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "不要胡说了,你说再也不敢了,以后再也不惹事了。你快说呀。" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "嘿,要不然你就让他们把我打死,反正我是烂命一条,死不足惜。" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "瞧瞧瞧瞧瞧,我说什么来着?" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "展堂……" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "啥也别说了,要不然把金牌给我留下,要不然你俩赶紧给我走。" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "好吧。你多保重,我会再来看你的。" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "湘玉,湘玉,好吧,走吧,不送。" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "拜拜。" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "玉啊,湘玉。" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "展堂……" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "湘玉,你把金牌给我留下啊,你。玉,玉,玉。" } ] }, { "id": "episode_45_chunk_17", "conversations": [ { "from": "白展堂", "value": "三万六千七百八十六,三万六千七百八十七,三万六千七百八十八,三万六千七百八十九。" }, { "from": "十巴掌", "value": "挖通啦。赶紧跟哥哥走吧。" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "去,我有免罪金牌,你以为都跟你似的?" } ] }, { "id": "episode_45_chunk_20", "conversations": [ { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "掌柜的签了保书,你要走了,挨板子就是她了。" }, { "from": "十巴掌", "value": "赶紧走吧,留得青山在,不怕没柴烧。" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "等等。你还欠我个人情,记得吗?" }, { "from": "十巴掌", "value": "我记住了,日后一定奉还。" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "葵花点穴手,还是现在还吧。 把他背到大牢里去。" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "葵花解穴手。" }, { "from": "十巴掌", "value": "好小子,你记住了。" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "记啥呀?你欠我个人情,你不得还呐?" }, { "from": "十巴掌", "value": "不是,你自己回来不就行了吗?你干吗非拽着我呀?" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "我眼睁睁看你挖一个大洞,跑了,不阻拦,这是从犯呢,这是你说的呀。" } ] }, { "id": "episode_45_chunk_21", "conversations": [ { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "掌柜的,早。喂,你不回一夜没睡吧?" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "我实在是睡不着。一想着他在里头受苦,我这心里头就……" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "理解,理解,但咱们也为了他好嘛。" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "我知道,让展堂改过自新就是我的新目标,可我就是很不下这颗心。弄这个来干啥?这不明摆着让人犯罪吗?" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "那就赶紧把这个破牌子给扔了吧。" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "哎,扔不得,扔不得。" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "展堂?你咋出来的?" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "你不就是那个降龙十八掌吗?" }, { "from": "十巴掌", "value": "有鸡腿吗?" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "这会儿哪儿给你弄鸡腿去?" }, { "from": "十巴掌", "value": "没鸡腿,整鸡也行。" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "一边去。我跟你说啊,这回多亏他了,否则又挨二十鸡腿,二十大板。厨房里有馒头和咸菜,自己垫吧垫吧。" }, { "from": "十巴掌", "value": "馒头就给我打发了?" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "老白,你知道逃狱是什么罪名吗?" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "无所谓呀,咱有免罪金牌。我牌子呢?" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "要牌子没有,要命……" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "给我拿过来。宝贝啊,你知道吗,哥哥为了你受多少苦啊。" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "知道受苦你还敢惹事儿,打死你活该。" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "不对呀?" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "怎么了?" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "谁动过我牌子呀?" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "咋了?没有人动过呀?" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "那咋多出那么多小字来呢?" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "本来就有,你没看过呀?" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "妈呀,光顾着显摆了,上面写的啥,给我念念。" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "你自己不识字?" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "饿一天了,眼睛有点花,快点儿来。" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "免罪金牌,持有人白展堂。" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "不对,这面。" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "杀人,纵火,奸 淫 掳掠 及……" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "及啥呀?及啥呀?" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "逃狱者罪无可赦。" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "也就是说……这可咋办呀?咋办呀?" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "不行,我还得回牢里去,湘玉啊,你拿着牌子,记着,一定救我啊,千万别忘了。" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "快回去,快回去。" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "又咋了?" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "老邢,老邢来抓我来了。" }, { "from": "十巴掌", "value": "干什么?我还没吃完呢我。" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "路上再吃,衙门来人啦,快点儿。" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "展堂。" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "好了,别哭了。一有机会我就回来看你啊。走。" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "我们后院还没开门呢。" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "这不是邢大捕头吗?大清早什么风把你吹来了?" }, { "from": "邢捕头", "value": "又吃的吗?昨晚忘了宵夜,饿坏了。" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "有有有,你先出去,我这就叫人给你弄啊。" }, { "from": "邢捕头", "value": "不用不用,我就找俩馒头垫垫就行了。" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "啊。" }, { "from": "邢捕头", "value": "怎么了?怎么了?" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "脚崴了。快快,扶我一下。" }, { "from": "邢捕头", "value": "你怎么这么不小心呢你?" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "啊。" }, { "from": "邢捕头", "value": "这回又怎么了?" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "另一只脚又崴了。" }, { "from": "邢捕头", "value": "坐那儿也能把脚给崴了?" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "最近身子差,缺钙。" }, { "from": "邢捕头", "value": "那我帮你补补,给你弄碗蛋壳汤。" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "啊。" }, { "from": "邢捕头", "value": "亲娘咧,这回又是哪只脚啊?" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "不是脚,是手,抽筋了。再抽就成鸡爪疯了。" }, { "from": "邢捕头", "value": "不是我说你呀,再有钱也得干活呀。你看着一不干活,那病这病都出来了吧?" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "那是那是,扶我一下。我要回屋躺一会儿。" }, { "from": "邢捕头", "value": "这边,这边。一定要锻炼,一定要锻炼。" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "走了,快点快点。" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "哎,老白老白,你就这么走了?" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "再不走又是二十大板,快走快走。" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "掌柜的签了保书,你要走了,挨板子就是她了。" }, { "from": "十巴掌", "value": "赶紧走吧,留得青山在,不怕没柴烧。" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "等等。你还欠我个人情,记得吗?" }, { "from": "十巴掌", "value": "我记住了,日后一定奉还。" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "葵花点穴手,还是现在还吧。 把他背到大牢里去。" } ] }, { "id": "episode_45_chunk_23", "conversations": [ { "from": "邢捕头", "value": "老白。" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "哎,在呢在呢。" }, { "from": "邢捕头", "value": "这个牌子你看看是不是你的?" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "是我的,上面还有我名字呢。" }, { "from": "邢捕头", "value": "这就行了,你可以走了。" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "等等,等等。" }, { "from": "邢捕头", "value": "干啥?" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "我跟老洪还有几句话要说。" }, { "from": "邢捕头", "value": "有什么好说的?" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "啧,在一起住这么长时间了,难免有感情了。" }, { "from": "邢捕头", "value": "抓紧时间啊。" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "哎哎你不要跑吗?跑啊葵花点穴手老邢,有人要逃狱,老邢,老邢门儿你还没给我开呢。老邢,老邢你给我开门啊,老邢,你给我开,门还没给我开呢。" } ] }, { "id": "episode_45_chunk_24", "conversations": [ { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "咋回事情吗?不是说好了确认之后就放人,老邢不会不认账吧?" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "哎呀,不会,跟你耍赖,人家有什么好处呀?" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "要不你再到衙门看看去。" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "掌柜的,你都一天没吃东西了。" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "是啊。" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "展堂不回来,我哪吃的下嘛?" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "不要这个样子嘛,怎么找也得吃点啊。" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "就是啊。" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "要不这样,你吃完了饭,我们俩陪你一块去,好吧?走吧,走吧。好可怜。" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "你的脸怎么了?" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "你还欠我一个呢。" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "谁欠你?欠你啥呀?脸。近点,再近一点。" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "哎呀。妈呀,干啥玩意儿呀,你们俩。这大白天,不是,大晚上的。" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "飞碟!你还欠我一个呐。" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "我。" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "这个月碗我洗,还有衣裳,还有床单被罩。" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "那我再赏你一个好了。" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "好啊,好啊。" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "顺便把地拖了。" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "算了算了,两情若是久长时,又岂在朝朝暮暮。这个,还是留到新婚之夜吧。" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "注意一点儿,干啥亲来亲去的?" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "展堂。" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "哎呀,吗呀。臀部,挨打的臀部。哎呀妈呀,还没好呢。把这牌子给你吧。" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "给我干啥呀?" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "放你这儿吧,我就老实了,我也不敢惹火了,别别,别哭,那个,郭啊,我先吃点饭先。" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "掌柜的,你哭什么呀?他不是改过自新了吗?这不挺好嘛?" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "他是改过自新了,但是我又没有目标了。" } ] }, { "id": "episode_46_chunk_0", "conversations": [ { "from": "小米", "value": "唉 佟掌柜 你看 我跟李大嘴我俩打赌 他输我一顿饭 他说叫我回来找你谈谈 你看你回来了 这顿饭是不是…." }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "走开走开 没有功夫搭理你" }, { "from": "小米", "value": "佟掌柜 你看这咋说呢" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "排山….怎么了这是 ?" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "你问她咋回事 你说你说呀 刚才不是还挺能说的吗 ?" }, { "from": "莫小贝", "value": "我又不是故意的" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "先生的眼睛都快瞎了 你还不是故意的 不好意思 吃饭吃饭" }, { "from": "莫小贝", "value": "谁叫他正好走过来的" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "怎么回事儿" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": " 站起来说" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "怎么回事儿 你又把先生怎么了?" }, { "from": "莫小贝", "value": "自习课 我正在练功呢 先生忽然转过头来 正撞我那暗器上" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "暗器?你练什么功呢?" }, { "from": "莫小贝", "value": " 隔空打穴" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "哇噻!可以啊你太不象话了 谁教的" }, { "from": "莫小贝", "value": "白三娘啊 她走的时候教我的" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "哇噻!她怎么不教我呢 教我我也不学 旁门左道 哪比的上我的惊涛掌把把把暗器给我教出来 掌柜的你看她呀" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "自己招的事自己收场呀" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "莫小贝我警告你啊 " }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "啊不好意思 岁岁平安我价值三个月的酒坛子从你工钱里扣啊" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "岁岁平安 岁岁平安 什么啊这是 衡山派掌门亲启" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "回屋写你的检查去 少于三百个字就不要想吃晚饭!去呀!" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "七月初六 哎 都寄出来三个月啦" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "一个月钱就收到了 我专门藏在酒坛子里" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "你藏它干吗呀?" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "江湖上的事 一个小女娃掺和啥呀" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "呦 那万一人家要是急事呢?" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "不可能 急事能往信上插根鸡毛?摆明了是鸡毛蒜皮的事" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "哇噻 你有没有搞错啊大姐 就是因为是急事儿人家才往上面插鸡毛的" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "那为啥不插个鸡毛掸子?" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "看来我真得给你好好传授一下江湖知识了…老白" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": " 喊啥呢!吃饭啊 喊他干啥?" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": " 我给你补课你信吗?" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "不信" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": " 那不就得了" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "诶抢啥 检查书呢" }, { "from": "莫小贝", "value": "这儿呢 自己来拿吧" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "展堂来给念一下" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "好 检查书:敬爱的嫂子 我怀着无比沉痛 无比悔恨的心情 一遍遍的反思着我犯下的罪行" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "态度还算不错" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "山不在高有仙则灵 水不在深有龙则灵 我的罪行不认不行 衡山派现任掌门莫小贝" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "这就算完啦" }, { "from": "莫小贝", "value": "加上落款 正好 500个字" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "哪有500个呢" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "你胡说八道呢你" }, { "from": "莫小贝", "value": "不信自己数啊" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "我来数" }, { "from": "莫小贝", "value": "啥是莫掌门钧鉴?" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": " 军舰喽 就是军队用的舰 有巡洋舰 导航舰、还有航空母舰喽" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "不知道就不要胡说" }, { "from": "莫小贝", "value": "信上写的啥?" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "华山派的岳掌门邀请小贝参加华山论剑" }, { "from": "莫小贝", "value": "哇!" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": " 咋了吗" }, { "from": "莫小贝", "value": "啥叫华山论剑啊?" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "不知道你哇啥呀? 对不起啊 诸位 吃饭啊" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "不好意思啊" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "对不起对不起" }, { "from": "莫小贝", "value": "我跟你说 只要能让我出门 不让我上学 干啥都行" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "绝对不行 你不要胡说了 这次论剑 是五岳剑派的掌门一起推举五岳盟主 你一个小娃你瞎凑什么热闹" }, { "from": "莫小贝", "value": "哇噻! 我是正宗的衡山掌门唉" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "掌窗也不行" }, { "from": "莫小贝", "value": " 你才长疮呢" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "好好 你别闹了啊 这样啊 你要去啊 出了这个门儿 打一驴的 最多三五个月就到了" }, { "from": "莫小贝", "value": " 那为啥不直接骑马呢?" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "拜托 你知道一匹马得多少钱吗 ?" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "钱不是问题" }, { "from": "莫小贝", "value": " 谢谢嫂子" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "你自己可以赚嘛" }, { "from": "莫小贝", "value": "嫂子" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "这招没有用了 来点新鲜的" }, { "from": "莫小贝", "value": "不就赚钱吗 谁不会啊 到时候可别赖帐啊 " } ] }, { "id": "episode_46_chunk_1", "conversations": [ { "from": "莫小贝", "value": "哎哎我来我来 这点事哪能烦劳你郭女侠呀" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "看你能拎多久 起来起来 还来不来啊?" }, { "from": "莫小贝", "value": "来啊来啊 每挑一桶 你得给我三五两银子" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "多少?" }, { "from": "莫小贝", "value": "那个…. 三五钱也行" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "你觉得我像个慈善家吗?那不就得了 一边去" }, { "from": "莫小贝", "value": "没劲 你没劲透了" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "干什么呢" }, { "from": "莫小贝", "value": "哎哎 那个 吕先生 这厢可好啊" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "她问你话呢 你看我干啥" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "芙妹芙妹 我说错什么了吗" }, { "from": "莫小贝", "value": "想知道吗 先拿钱吧 每个问题十文钱" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "太黑了吧来来来 我问你 钱收好啊小郭姐姐晚上有没有梦到过我啊" }, { "from": "莫小贝", "value": "这我怎么知道" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "那她有没有说梦话 话呼唤我的名字啊" }, { "from": "莫小贝", "value": "我睡的比她还熟呢" }, { "from": "莫小贝", "value": "你换个问题 最好简单一点的" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": " 简单一点的能不能把钱还我" }, { "from": "莫小贝", "value": "不能 回答完毕 下个问题" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "你不去当山贼真是屈才了你" }, { "from": "莫小贝", "value": "十文 能够吗" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "十文钱你打个驴的刚够起步费" }, { "from": "莫小贝", "value": "无所谓 我打个黑驴的 不打表不开票 便宜" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": " 再便宜也到不了十八里铺" }, { "from": "莫小贝", "value": "无所谓啊 走那算那嘛 车停了大不了再赚嘛" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "好那你就赚吧 祝你一路平安 马到 不对驴到成功" }, { "from": "莫小贝", "value": "借您吉言 后会有期嫂子 你真放心我一个人出门啊" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "我有啥不放心的 你也这么大了 也该出去闯一闯了" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "掌柜的 她" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "人家怎么说也是一派之长 我这个当嫂子的总不能拖人家后腿 去吧" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": " 哼行行" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "小贝啊 真的要走啊 大嘴叔也没啥送你的 这要饭罐你拿着" }, { "from": "莫小贝", "value": "要饭罐?" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "走半道上要是饿了 就跪路边跟人家要点 实在没人给 你就啃指甲 再不行就咽吐沫 总之别把自个儿给饿着了" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "快谢谢大嘴叔叔" }, { "from": "莫小贝", "value": "谢谢大嘴叔叔" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "小贝啊 姐姐也没什么可送你的这根打狗棍你拿着" }, { "from": "莫小贝", "value": "打狗棍" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "对啊 万一要要不着饭 你饿急了跟野狗抢东西吃 手里也好有个家伙" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "小贝 这一文钱可是嫂子独家赞助你的 这可是保命的钱你一定要省着点花啊 应该差不多坚持到华山啊" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "差不多 孩子小 花销少" }, { "from": "莫小贝", "value": "谢谢嫂子" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "小贝啊 半道上遇到山贼啊 千万别跑啊" }, { "from": "莫小贝", "value": "为什么" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "你望前面一跑人抬手就是一镖" }, { "from": "莫小贝", "value": "啊?那那我怎么办呀" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "秀才叔 送你根绳子" }, { "from": "莫小贝", "value": "绳子?" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": " 实在不行 找棵树 自己了断吧" }, { "from": "莫小贝", "value": "我自己了断不了 那被他们逮着怎么办?" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "逮就逮 到时候 你一定要声泪俱下哭着喊着求山贼给嫂子写一封勒索信 我叫你白大哥过来赎你十两银子以下 绝对没问题 超过十两 嫂子就亲自过来给你收尸" }, { "from": "莫小贝", "value": "啊喂喂喂 我难道就值这十两银子" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "那就二十两 再多嫂子也拿不出来了 你一定要好自为知啊" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "干啥呢你说你呀 啊一个个的吓唬孩子干啥呀 这太平盛世哪那么多山贼啊" }, { "from": "莫小贝", "value": "听听 听听白大哥" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "最多就是遇到人贩子了白大哥没什么送给你的 这包黑煤灰" }, { "from": "莫小贝", "value": " 黑煤灰?" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "万一遇到人贩子呢 就把黑煤灰涂小脸上冒充小熊瞎子 恩你看这小脸胖乎乎的条件多好啊" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "真要那样没准就卖给熊瞎子当童养媳了真要那样的话你可千万别反抗啊" }, { "from": "莫小贝", "value": "为什么" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "熊瞎子呀 惹急了它不挠你一下子 弄不好把你给活吃了" }, { "from": "莫小贝", "value": "我一衡山掌门谁敢吃我呀" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "甭搭理他们 不就一头熊吗 大不了喂它一条腿到时候你就拄着姐给你的这根棍直接蹦回来闯荡江湖 讲的就是这点胆气 又怕狼又怕虎 还怕熊瞎子" }, { "from": "莫小贝", "value": "小郭姐姐" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "都是江湖中人 姐免费送你两句话" }, { "from": "莫小贝", "value": "再难再险 就当自己是二皮脸" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "与君共勉来来来 姐跟你说一声干什么干什么呀" }, { "from": "莫小贝", "value": "我先练练" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "哎呀也就一点万一要遇到黑店呐 千万要小心 千万不要像姐上回那样被人卖了还倒替别人数钱 吃不饱是穿不暖 一熬就是二十年天不亮就起床做工 天一黑就端茶送水 临睡前还得给小主子捏腰捶腿讲故事 她不睡我就甭想睡这日子" }, { "from": "莫小贝", "value": "我才不要过呢打狗棍给你 要饭罐你自己留着吧上吊绳你自己留着用吧 黑煤灰把你和我嫂子都涂成黑猴 一个公的一个母的 气死我了 谁爱去谁去" }, { "from": "莫小贝", "value": "耶" } ] }, { "id": "episode_46_chunk_2", "conversations": [ { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "啥你要带她去华山你放心" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "我保证快去快回一天都不耽搁" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "行想去就去吧" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "那路上的盘缠" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "自己解决" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": " 我早就知道你会这么说钱 我早就有着落了" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "你哪来那么多钱呀" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "我今天下午 我就到钱掌柜的当铺去把我这些首饰都当了" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "哎呀郭女侠你就消停会吧 我已经够头疼的了" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "人家虽然是你的小姑子 但人家也是衡山派的掌门呀她爹娘都在上头看着你呢" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "去把大家叫来商量一下吧" }, { "from": "莫小贝", "value": "我还是不要去了" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "孩子被咱吓怕了" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "你不要怕 我们陪你一起去 那些熊瞎子人贩子山贼你都不用怕" }, { "from": "莫小贝", "value": "真的 ?" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": " 真的去吧赶紧把东西收拾一下 咱们下午就出发" }, { "from": "莫小贝", "value": "我才不要过呢打狗棍给你 要饭罐你自己留着吧上吊绳你自己留着用吧 黑煤灰把你和我嫂子都涂成黑猴 一个公的一个母的 气死我了 谁爱去谁去" }, { "from": "莫小贝", "value": "耶" } ] }, { "id": "episode_46_chunk_5", "conversations": [ { "from": "莫小贝", "value": "我还是不要去了" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "孩子被咱吓怕了" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "你不要怕 我们陪你一起去 那些熊瞎子人贩子山贼你都不用怕" }, { "from": "莫小贝", "value": "真的 ?" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": " 真的去吧赶紧把东西收拾一下 咱们下午就出发" }, { "from": "莫小贝", "value": " 恩那我们到了那 怎么向各大派掌门介绍你们啊" }, { "from": "莫小贝", "value": "恩" }, { "from": "莫小贝", "value": " 除了我嫂子啊" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "我是莫掌门的亲嫂子呀" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "我是莫掌门的左护法呀" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "我是莫掌门的右护法哦" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "我是莫掌门 右护法的家属" }, { "from": "莫小贝", "value": "那那大嘴叔叔呢" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "大嘴叔叔留下看店" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "凭啥呀 你们都去游山玩水的 单把我一个人扔这" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": " 嘘 激动个啥吗 你留下赚多少钱 都算你自己的" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "我不缺那份钱" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": " 你还想咋吗" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "华山论剑呐 多大的场面 人这一辈子能碰上几次呀" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "我的大嘴呀 你想一想 连小贝都请 档次能高到什么地方去嘛" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "哎呀 这你就外行了 五岳剑派的掌门 除了咱后院那个 个个都是一等一的高手" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "尤其是华山派的岳松涛 一个人单挑另岭南七侠 刷刷刷结束战斗" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "刷刷刷三下 崆崆崆崆杀七个人 你以为是烤羊肉串呢" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "华山剑法 快就一个字 我就说一次" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "你知道他只会用行动来表示" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "那个岳松涛啊 没当掌门时我就见过 老到西安和汉中跟人赌钱 输了就当街跟人家打架 回回都是他师傅给他擦屁股" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "谁还没个年少轻狂的时候" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "我就没有啊 我打小就是一老实孩子 掌柜的 你看好不容易 碰到这次机会…都都都别拦我啊 谁拦我我跟谁急啊" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "行了行了行了都去都去 收拾行李去" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "嘿嘿 好" }, { "from": "小米", "value": "嗨嗨这是准备去哪呢" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "脚 那只" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": " 华山论剑" }, { "from": "小米", "value": " 哎大嘴你先别华山论剑 你给我那顿饭还了吧" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "着啥急回来再说呗" }, { "from": "小米", "value": "去了就回不来了呀" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "说啥呀 你去了才回不来了" }, { "from": "小米", "value": "看样子诸位都还不知道吧 前俩月啊 华山派岳掌门给发帖子 嵩山恒山泰山三位掌门 陆续都去了 可是一个多月 都过去了 音讯全无 活不见人死不见尸" } ] }, { "id": "episode_46_chunk_6", "conversations": [ { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "实在不行就对她实话实说" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "这话你昨天说还行 你今天说就等着八级地震吧" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "不至于吧 要不我去" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "好好好 你去 你去了 你说什么" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "小贝啊 不得了了 三大派掌门全部歇菜了 江湖上已经炸锅了" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "编 接着编" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "不信你问问小米去" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "我问他干啥呀 一个小要饭的" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "我说你这孩子怎么这样她还真这样" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "要不我去 晓之以理动之以情 子曰啊" } ] }, { "id": "episode_46_chunk_7", "conversations": [ { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "去" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "你咋进来的 正开会着呢 出去出去出去" }, { "from": "莫小贝", "value": "不 你们不是说好了吗 下午出发的" }, { "from": "莫小贝", "value": "恩…" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "今天不去了" }, { "from": "莫小贝", "value": " 啥 为什么" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "今儿不去啊 主要是因为咱明儿再去" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "白展堂" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "那个你不得让我们好好准备准备吗 是不是 明儿一早咱准时出发 去回去歇着去歇着" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "行 明天一早你陪她去 你看你急啥呢这叫缓兵之计" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "啥后招啊" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "我琢磨着啊 解铃还需系铃人只要把岳松涛找来 咱不就不用去华山了吗" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "拜托你啊大哥堂堂华山派掌门 你请人就来" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "真的不来假的还不来吗 我随便上街寻摸一个演员过来" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "这哪行吗" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "不行啊 反正我就这一招不行你们想 你想你想你想" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "就这么办吧" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "这招挺好就这么办吧" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": " 就这么着吧" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "等天一黑啊我就上街寻摸一个演员去" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "你现在就去呀" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "拿来" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": " 啥呀" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "出场费啊 你不得给人三瓜两子的" } ] }, { "id": "episode_46_chunk_8", "conversations": [ { "from": "白展堂", "value": "三十文 我找谁演去 如今情景剧都不这价" }, { "from": "岳松涛", "value": "好高明的轻功 这么静的巷子今竟然听不到他的脚步声" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "好深厚的内功 呼吸之间竟然听不出间隔" }, { "from": "岳松涛", "value": "莫不是寻仇的" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": " 难不成是六扇门的" } ] }, { "id": "episode_46_chunk_9", "conversations": [ { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "烦死人了 展堂咋还不回来" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "拜托你啊 老白才刚出门好不好" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "让他找个演员又不是找婆家 弄个差不多的来就行了" }, { "from": "岳松涛", "value": "请问莫小贝在吗" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "找小贝有事情啊" }, { "from": "岳松涛", "value": "华山派岳松涛特来拜会衡山派莫掌门" }, { "from": "岳松涛", "value": "演员来了" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "放松放松啊 一会小贝来了你再演 这个衣服是你自己的吧" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "这胡子真的假的" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "小伙子挺有个性的 以前演过戏吧" }, { "from": "岳松涛", "value": "对不起 我是来找莫掌门的" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "你额头上那条龙很酷 一闪一散的 这把剑真的假的" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "剑下留人" }, { "from": "岳松涛", "value": "你们太不懂礼貌了" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "你不会是真的岳掌门吧" }, { "from": "岳松涛", "value": "我不是难道你是?" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "我的神呀 我们都干了些什么呀 岳掌门呀什么风把你给吹来了你快请坐啊我给你找小贝去啊倒茶 请坐请坐" } ] }, { "id": "episode_46_chunk_10", "conversations": [ { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "岳掌门稍等片刻 莫掌门马上就到" }, { "from": "岳松涛", "value": "谢谢谢谢" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "您再喝点茶" }, { "from": "岳松涛", "value": "能不能给我多加点茶叶" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "可是已经很浓了" }, { "from": "岳松涛", "value": "我算了一下 这杯茶里连茶带胚一共是44片 意头不大好啊" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "加加加加加加多少片呢" }, { "from": "岳松涛", "value": "让我算算啊 九月初八 阴数加阳奇数逢偶 加22片 六六大顺 大吉大利" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "岳掌门还挺讲究的" }, { "from": "岳松涛", "value": "不讲究不行啊 输怕了 哦这位就是莫掌门吧" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "就是她" }, { "from": "岳松涛", "value": "华山派岳松涛见过莫掌门" }, { "from": "莫小贝", "value": "、你啥时候见过我" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "人家是说见过见过 不是见过你" }, { "from": "莫小贝", "value": "见过见过 到底见没见过啊" }, { "from": "岳松涛", "value": "见过 我有幸喝过你的满月酒啊 好日子啊 六月初八 大吉大利" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "哎呀那就算是故交了 一见如故的交情" }, { "from": "岳松涛", "value": "对对 我这次来 就是想跟莫掌门合计一下五岳盟主的事" }, { "from": "莫小贝", "value": "那其他几位掌门呢" }, { "from": "岳松涛", "value": "华山论剑他们都输了" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": " 咋挑呀" }, { "from": "岳松涛", "value": "还是老规矩 找个地方比剑 谁赢了谁当呗郭芙蓉:" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "哇噻 你这不是欺负人吗 小贝她还不会使剑呢" }, { "from": "岳松涛", "value": "那就刀枪棍棒都行啊 要不就比比拳脚 什么内功轻功" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "别尽说你擅长的呀" }, { "from": "岳松涛", "value": "我不擅长的 暗器" }, { "from": "莫小贝", "value": "哈哈 这可是你说的啊 咱就比暗器" }, { "from": "岳松涛", "value": "好 时间就定在三天之后 地点你定" }, { "from": "莫小贝", "value": "就在灯市街东口 不见不散" }, { "from": "岳松涛", "value": "莫掌门果然是女中豪杰 岳某告辞了" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "岳掌门楼上请" }, { "from": "岳松涛", "value": "今天是初九 麻烦你给我找个双数的房间 否则意头不大好啊" }, { "from": "岳松涛", "value": "五岳盟主 称霸武林 千秋万代 一统江湖" }, { "from": "莫小贝", "value": "哈哈哈哈 来人呐 把本座的宝贝儿拿上来" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "得令盟主 您随便挑牙都没了还吃呢" }, { "from": "莫小贝", "value": "来人呢" }, { "from": "莫小贝", "value": "糖葫芦留下 把人拖出去 痛打五大板" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": " 谢帮主 帮主帮主" } ] }, { "id": "episode_46_chunk_11", "conversations": [ { "from": "岳松涛", "value": "佟掌柜早啊" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "哎呦去哪儿了呀" }, { "from": "岳松涛", "value": "采气去了" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "采气" }, { "from": "岳松涛", "value": "对啊 这里坐西朝东 北有山南有河 寅时皇气最盛 吸上两口 大吉大利" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "哎呦 讲究可真多呀" }, { "from": "岳松涛", "value": "不讲究不行啊 输怕了 哎 莫掌门还没起啊" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "她把先生打伤了 这两天不用上学了" }, { "from": "岳松涛", "value": "哈哈哈哈哈 不愧是江儿女啊" } ] }, { "id": "episode_46_chunk_12", "conversations": [ { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "岳掌门 我想求您件事情" }, { "from": "岳松涛", "value": "你说 只要我办的到" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "这个比赛小贝是输定了" }, { "from": "岳松涛", "value": "那可不一定 衡山派的武功自有它的独到之处啊" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "小贝年纪小 还没有开始练呢 我望你比武的时候能不能手下留情 点到为止" }, { "from": "莫小贝", "value": "这话我可不爱听啊要比就好好比什么叫作手下留情啊" }, { "from": "岳松涛", "value": "瞧瞧 正所谓自古英雄出少年" }, { "from": "莫小贝", "value": "啊" }, { "from": "岳松涛", "value": "哦和少女 莫掌门这份豪气不让乃兄 大吉大利一大清早就听到乌鸦叫 晦气 对不起 我得回屋去卜一卦 失陪了" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "人家这手你行吗" }, { "from": "莫小贝", "value": "用你教" }, { "from": "岳松涛", "value": "那就祝你赢得比武 我可是真心的" } ] }, { "id": "episode_46_chunk_13", "conversations": [ { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "这两天就要比武了 小贝这武功可咋办" }, { "from": "小米", "value": "哎嵩山派恒山派泰山派三位掌门都顺利到家了" }, { "from": "小米", "value": "哦" }, { "from": "小米", "value": "啊" }, { "from": "小米", "value": "三位掌门由于舟车劳顿水土不服刚到华山都被岳掌门逼着比武结果吃大亏了" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "咦可怜的很啊" }, { "from": "小米", "value": "可怜还没有泰山派的石掌门可怜啊一招没出被人戳瞎双眼" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "哎呀" }, { "from": "小米", "value": "还有那个恒山派的令狐掌门比武输了吧他不认帐 非跟人家比摔交 结果呢左耳朵被人家拽掉半拉儿 右耳朵就剩了个洞 人称啊 恒山一只耳" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "哈哈哈哈 这也太惨了" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "不比了 说啥也不比了" }, { "from": "小米", "value": "佟掌柜 这恐怕不中啊 现在岳掌门跟莫掌门他俩比武这事啊 江湖已经传遍了" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "真的 哪个赌坊 在哪儿啊" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "李大嘴" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "我就随便问问 随便问问" }, { "from": "小米", "value": "大嘴 你要有钱的话" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "排……小米逃走)" } ] }, { "id": "episode_46_chunk_14", "conversations": [ { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "行了行了 不要再练了 练了两天一个都没有打中 这场闹剧到此为止" }, { "from": "莫小贝", "value": "嫂子 到时候衡山派就变成衡山堂了" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "堂主比掌门舒服多了 又威风还不用负责任" }, { "from": "莫小贝", "value": "这话你跟他们说去 " }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "我跟谁说去" }, { "from": "莫小贝", "value": "跟我哥我爹娘 我爷 还有我太爷爷" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "他们也不会怪你的" }, { "from": "莫小贝", "value": "但是我会怪我我宁可缺胳膊少腿 也不会给他们丢脸 把草人放这儿请让一让 耶我胜利了 胜利了" } ] }, { "id": "episode_46_chunk_15", "conversations": [ { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "小米小米我这些钱全给我押岳掌门 全押上" }, { "from": "小米", "value": "行 你小子够有钱的啊" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "老婆本儿 我攒多少年了" }, { "from": "小米", "value": "那你就不怕输了" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "输不了 就小贝那两下子 能坚持一个回合就不错了" }, { "from": "小米", "value": "我可打算给我那二钱银子押到小贝身上 万一岳掌门一心慈手软 让小贝找到可乘之机" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "可乘就她那两下子 她就是乘着她也得坠机啊" }, { "from": "小米", "value": "人生在世要赌就赌大的 输也就输二钱银子 赢可是赢二十两啊" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "二.十两 不是 二钱 那不也才是四两银子" }, { "from": "小米", "value": "现在涨到一赔一百" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "一赔一.... 那我这点钱翻一百倍 哎呀哎呀" }, { "from": "小米", "value": "大嘴 咱要不找个机会 观察一下" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": " 咋观察" }, { "from": "小米", "value": "我跟你说 你不是还欠我一顿饭吗 晚上咱摆一桌 借花献佛" } ] }, { "id": "episode_46_chunk_16", "conversations": [ { "from": "岳松涛", "value": "门开着呢哎呀呀你这是干吗 来来来 快起来" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "请岳掌门高抬贵手 放过小贝吧" }, { "from": "岳松涛", "value": "我本来就没打算把她怎么着啊" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": " 暗器不长眼 交起手来 万一有个什么闪失 我怎么对的起她死去的兄长啊" }, { "from": "岳松涛", "value": "这你放心 我呀手下有数 来来来" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "那你还把那几个掌门伤成那个样子" }, { "from": "岳松涛", "value": "那是他们自找的啊 本来都说好了的吗 点到为止 可是他们非不听啊" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "你开个价吧" }, { "from": "岳松涛", "value": "开什么价啊" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "只要你肯放水 什么条件我都能够答应你" }, { "from": "岳松涛", "value": "你把我看成什么人了 我岳松涛虽然不是什么正人君子 但这种见不得人的下流伎俩绝不肯为" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "岳掌门" }, { "from": "岳松涛", "value": "请" } ] }, { "id": "episode_46_chunk_17", "conversations": [ { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "展堂称手的兵器挑上两三件件 找姓岳的谈一谈" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "我跟他有啥好谈的呀" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "软的我已经用过了没有用咱只好来点硬的 你不会不敢吧" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "敢是敢 问题是 这合适吗" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "只要小贝能平安 别的我啥都不管" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "只要是不比剑 我应该不会输给他 问题是人家是一派之长 把他得罪了 领一帮人到这寻仇怎么办" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "要寻也是寻我嘛 跟你有啥关系嘛" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "要说你这人就太实诚了 脑子不会转弯儿" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "呦 你转一个我看一看" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "其实想赢得比赛 办法很多" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "开始" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "咱能不能想个更高级点的办法 你不要脸小贝还要呢" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "开始" }, { "from": "莫小贝", "value": "咱有软猥甲 耶" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "关键的时候一个人都用不上 但是他这个人迷信的很" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "要是迷信的话" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "开饭啦 下楼吃饭啦" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "咋回事吗这点开的啥饭嘛" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "迷信" } ] }, { "id": "episode_46_chunk_18", "conversations": [ { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "大嘴 这么丰盛啊 脚 那只 谁让你进来的" }, { "from": "小米", "value": "哎 这今儿我请客 我不进来谁进来" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "你 你哪来的钱" }, { "from": "小米", "value": "我没钱大嘴有啊" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "是是这顿饭是我输给他的 来 小米" }, { "from": "小米", "value": "这还差不多 大嘴 客人呢" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "我去请去" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "你还有客人" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "二位掌门请" }, { "from": "岳松涛", "value": "莫掌门请" }, { "from": "莫小贝", "value": "岳掌门请" }, { "from": "岳松涛", "value": "莫掌门再请" }, { "from": "莫小贝", "value": " 岳掌门再请" }, { "from": "岳松涛", "value": "莫掌门再再请" }, { "from": "莫小贝", "value": "岳掌门再再请" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "不要再请了 再请就活活饿死了 来来来 坐坐 请" }, { "from": "小米", "value": "两位掌门 在下丐帮关中分舵四袋弟子小米 今日得见真乃三生有幸" }, { "from": "莫小贝", "value": "有事说事儿没事儿开吃" }, { "from": "岳松涛", "value": "莫掌门果然是快人快语啊" }, { "from": "莫小贝", "value": "我说话虽快但没我的暗器快" }, { "from": "岳松涛", "value": "看来你似乎是很有信心喽" }, { "from": "莫小贝", "value": "要不要见识一下" }, { "from": "岳松涛", "value": "好啊这些要打在小贝身上 哎呀 呱呱呱呱" }, { "from": "莫小贝", "value": "我出招了" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "小贝干的好 莫掌门赢了" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "等会儿 等会儿 你们这不使诈的嘛" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "输了就输了" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "兵不厌诈怎么着 你不会想反悔吧" }, { "from": "岳松涛", "value": "哈哈哈哈 我还没那么下作 恭喜你莫掌门 从现在起 你就是五岳的盟主了 岳某告辞" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "咋了这就算完啦 过两天再比一场行不行 比一场" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "这就算完了 他就这么轻易认输了" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "人家是真正的大侠 境界高 你以为都跟她小屁孩似的" }, { "from": "莫小贝", "value": "怎么说话呢 本人可是盟主啊 来人呐 把本座的宝贝儿拿上来" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "啥宝贝儿呢 这还用我说呀" } ] }, { "id": "episode_46_chunk_19", "conversations": [ { "from": "莫小贝", "value": "请" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "为了不误伤 我们这次采取一个比较文明的打法 每一块石头上都沾着石灰 一会儿比点数 谁身上的点数少 谁就算赢" }, { "from": "岳松涛", "value": "非常公平" }, { "from": "莫小贝", "value": "废话少说 出招吧" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "等等 啥时候出招裁判说了算" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "我数到三就可以出招了" }, { "from": "岳松涛", "value": "我看最好数到六 六六大顺 大吉大利" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "一 二三四五六" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "呱呱这些要打在小贝身上 哎呀 呱呱呱呱" }, { "from": "莫小贝", "value": "我出招了" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "小贝干的好 莫掌门赢了" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "等会儿 等会儿 你们这不使诈的嘛" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "输了就输了" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "兵不厌诈怎么着 你不会想反悔吧" }, { "from": "岳松涛", "value": "哈哈哈哈 我还没那么下作 恭喜你莫掌门 从现在起 你就是五岳的盟主了 岳某告辞" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "咋了这就算完啦 过两天再比一场行不行 比一场" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "这就算完了 他就这么轻易认输了" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "人家是真正的大侠 境界高 你以为都跟她小屁孩似的" }, { "from": "莫小贝", "value": "怎么说话呢 本人可是盟主啊 来人呐 把本座的宝贝儿拿上来" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "啥宝贝儿呢 这还用我说呀" }, { "from": "莫小贝", "value": "这还用我说呀 没劲透了你们俩 我要吃 搪葫芦啦" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "功课做完了没有 还要吃糖葫芦 回屋做功课去" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "回去回去" }, { "from": "莫小贝", "value": "我我是五岳盟主 我说话你们都得听的 你放手" } ] }, { "id": "episode_46_chunk_20", "conversations": [ { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "哎呦 两钱银子 赢了二十两雪花纹银" }, { "from": "小米", "value": "恭喜发财 恭喜发财 佟掌柜" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "免了免了 来来来 两文银子赏给你噢" }, { "from": "小米", "value": "你打发叫花子啊你" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "那你是啥?" }, { "from": "小米", "value": "丐帮四袋弟子小米是也" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "行行行 再给两文每袋一文" }, { "from": "小米", "value": "佟掌柜 你也太小气了吧 人家岳掌门赢了钱 打赏小厮 随手就是五十两银子" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "他也赌钱呀" }, { "from": "小米", "value": "您还不知道呢 这个赌局啊 最大的庄家就是岳松涛啊" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "啥" }, { "from": "小米", "value": "这件事啊 从头到尾 包括华山论剑 都是岳松涛一手策划的" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "好小子 怪不得他输的那么干脆 这次真的让他给赚到了" }, { "from": "小米", "value": "钱是赚了 代价可不小 他离开那几天呐" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "这就叫有得必有失 一报还一报" }, { "from": "小米", "value": "走了 佟掌柜 拿个碗啊" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "把那只也拿走啊" }, { "from": "小米", "value": "谢谢佟掌柜啊" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "掌柜的 大佬 你能借我俩钱吗 我那菜刀还在当铺里押着呢" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "放心 我早就赎回来拉 展堂" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "来了 这不我的刀吗" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "对不起 是我的 只是借给你用喔" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "这叫啥事儿啊" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "以后还敢不敢再赌了 对观众说" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "打死我也不敢了" } ] }, { "id": "episode_47_chunk_0", "conversations": [ { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "我自己会走嘛!" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "坐下!" }, { "from": "莫小贝", "value": "谁在大声喧哗呢?" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "莫小贝,想干撒?" }, { "from": "莫小贝", "value": "知道我是谁吗?" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "谁啊你是!" }, { "from": "莫小贝", "value": "各就各位,预备,开始!" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "天地无极宇宙第一超桃花美少女兼五岳剑派总盟主括号江湖名号支持率第一括号,就是她!" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "原来是莫盟主,久仰久仰,小女子斗胆问一句,这一辈子都不想吃糖葫芦了吧?" }, { "from": "莫小贝", "value": "还敢威胁我,来人啊,拖下去掌嘴十下!" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "缺点啥,一会儿说啊!" }, { "from": "莫小贝", "value": "喂喂喂,非要让本盟主亲自动手吗?" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "你不说动嘴就行吗!" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "就是!" }, { "from": "莫小贝", "value": "那好,掌嘴可免,罚款难逃!从本月起,我的零花钱增长到二…………三百文!" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "呵呵呵呵……终于切入正题了啊!" }, { "from": "莫小贝", "value": "我真的很需要钱……" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "你要钱干撒呀!" }, { "from": "莫小贝", "value": "身份不一样,排场肯定不一样嘛!同学们知道我当上来五岳盟主,都吵吵让我请客,我都好几天不敢接茬了,再这么下去,书还怎么念嘛!连同学都搞不定,五岳盟主还怎么当嘛!" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "想要钱是吧?" }, { "from": "莫小贝", "value": "恩……" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "自己赚去!" }, { "from": "莫小贝", "value": "嫂子,我的好嫂子……" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "小贝,饿滴好小贝…………好吧,只要你一个月不闯祸就给你涨钱!" }, { "from": "莫小贝", "value": "三天!" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "半个月!" }, { "from": "莫小贝", "value": "五天!" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "十天!" }, { "from": "莫小贝", "value": "六天零一个下午!" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "七天!" }, { "from": "莫小贝", "value": "成交!" }, { "from": "韩娟", "value": "湘玉!" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "娟儿!!" }, { "from": "韩娟", "value": "湘玉!!" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "娟儿!!" } ] }, { "id": "episode_47_chunk_1", "conversations": [ { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "娟儿!" }, { "from": "韩娟", "value": "湘玉!" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "比以前瘦多了!" }, { "from": "韩娟", "value": "你也比以前成熟多了!" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "明明是老了,还成熟……你也好不到哪儿去." }, { "from": "老何", "value": "这这这……" }, { "from": "韩娟", "value": "这是佟湘玉,我从小玩到大的朋友.这是老何.你先出去吧!" }, { "from": "老何", "value": "那那那……" }, { "from": "韩娟", "value": "什么这这那那的,哎呀出去!" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "这个老何是谁啊?" }, { "from": "韩娟", "value": "我相公……" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "啊??" }, { "from": "韩娟", "value": "派来服侍我的.呵呵." }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "吓了饿一大跳,呵呵." }, { "from": "韩娟", "value": "怎么样,你挺好的?" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "好滴很,你呢?" }, { "from": "韩娟", "value": "我不行,自从嫁到那个昆仑派之后吧,没劲透了!就是看着还行,实际上吧,也就是出门威风点儿,手头宽裕点儿生活舒服点儿,没有别的好处." }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "这还嫌不够?" }, { "from": "韩娟", "value": "嗨,每天大鱼大肉胡吃海塞,是个人就腻啊!别的不说,光那个珠宝首饰啊,多得就没法收拾,满屋子都是,那叫一个乱呐!" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "你就不会找两个丫鬟吗?" }, { "from": "韩娟", "value": "找了,三十多个,根本就收拾不过来." }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "三十多个还收拾不过来?" }, { "from": "韩娟", "value": "没辙啊!:我那个屋啊,太大了.我先喝点儿水啊.干净吗?" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "娟儿,你嫁了之后我哭了好几天呢!" }, { "from": "韩娟", "value": "哭什么呀?" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "舍不得你呗!从小到大就你这么一个朋友,还忽然就给嫁了!" }, { "from": "韩娟", "value": "女人嘛,你嫁了没有?" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "嫁……不嫁的,饿自己也说了不算." }, { "from": "韩娟", "value": "他是干什么的?" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "呃……跟六扇门有点儿关系." }, { "from": "韩娟", "value": "捕快?" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "他给六扇门提供素材!" }, { "from": "韩娟", "value": "缉盗顾问吧?" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "对对对,就是顾问,他还写过书呢!" }, { "from": "韩娟", "value": "呵……" } ] }, { "id": "episode_47_chunk_2", "conversations": [ { "from": "白展堂", "value": "这书我倒是写过,可是这缉盗顾问……" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "以及衡山派的名誉掌门!" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "名誉掌门?" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "还当过关中大侠!" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "关中大侠?" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "朝廷认证过的.牌子饿都借来了!" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "你没事吧你?" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "饿总不能说你是个飞贼吧!" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "你不说我是飞贼,你总可以说我是个跑堂的吧!" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "啊!人家嫁个掌门的,我嫁个跑堂的!" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "你不愿意嫁可以不嫁!" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "饿也不是那个意思嘛.我们俩从小就爱比,比衣裳比零食比脂粉,都比了小半辈子了嘛!" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "结果输在我身上了是吧!" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "那倒不是,展堂,你就体谅体谅你那可怜的湘玉吧!" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "我怎么体谅你?我腆着脸跟人家说,兄弟是六扇门的!" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "那倒用不着,谈到职业就交给我来说!你就负责把面子给我充足了!" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "你们女人怎么就那么虚荣呢?" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "你们男人不也一样吗?明明酒量不行,还假装能喝!" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "那是李大嘴,我从来就没装过!" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "也不知道谁一喝高,就到处拍人肩膀,逮谁就管谁叫兄弟!" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "你就作吧!" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "站住!把这身衣裳换上!" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "这面料不错啊!你啥时候做的?" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "早就做好了,本来打算带你回家时候才穿的." }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "那就留着.我这身衣服不挺好的吗!" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "换上,咱这就叫输人不输阵!" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "咱底板好,用不着这哗啦呼哨的!" } ] }, { "id": "episode_47_chunk_3", "conversations": [ { "from": "韩娟", "value": "妈呀,这算什么说法呦!这是怎么了?" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "江湖少侠都这样,放浪不羁!" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "你家老何最近可好啊?" }, { "from": "韩娟", "value": "你认识我家老何?" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "久闻其名,未见其人,情不自禁,心向往之." }, { "from": "韩娟", "value": "一个糟老头子,你向往他干吗?" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "你家相公很老吧?" }, { "from": "韩娟", "value": "比他年轻,比他高,还比他帅!" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "那就啥时候叫来比比嘛!" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "比比啊!" }, { "from": "韩娟", "value": "你这个店装修的还不错嘛!" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "一般一般,就照着黄鹤楼的感觉,随便给弄了一下." }, { "from": "韩娟", "value": "不会吧,我年初的时候去了一趟黄鹤楼,跟这不大像!" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "呃……你说的那个黄鹤楼在武汉,饿这个叫黄河楼." }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "对!" }, { "from": "韩娟", "value": "黄河楼,没听说过." } ] }, { "id": "episode_47_chunk_8", "conversations": [ { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "不想涨钱了不?" }, { "from": "莫小贝", "value": "想啊,可是我真的饿得不行啦!" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "那就吃点儿馒头垫巴垫巴啊!" }, { "from": "莫小贝", "value": "我不吃馒头,我吃肉!" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "那是留给客人吃的." }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "那么大一盘子呢!孩子吃两块能怎么的,吃!" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "你敢!哎呀,我又没有说不让她吃,等韩娟吃完了,剩下的,你想吃多少就吃多少." }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "不爱吃剩菜!" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "那就不要吃!先说好了啊,呆回儿都给我矜持一点儿啊!" }, { "from": "莫小贝", "value": "矜持,啥意思?" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "吃口菜吧!不吃不吃.喝口酒吧!不喝不喝." }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "呵呵,就是这个意思,但是还不够悲愤." }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "悲愤??" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "天天红烧肉,顿顿女儿红,这还是人过的日子吗?" }, { "from": "莫小贝", "value": "简直就是神仙过的日子嘛!" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "这句就免了啊!你敢说我就饿死你,听见没有?" } ] }, { "id": "episode_47_chunk_9", "conversations": [ { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "待会儿都给我悠着点儿啊,不要暴露你们的本性." }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "啥本性?" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "饿老鬼!" }, { "from": "韩娟", "value": "哎呦,帮帮忙帮帮忙!" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "排山倒海!" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "葵花抓鸡手!" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "哎呦喂." }, { "from": "韩娟", "value": "可把我给累死了!" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "你跑到哪儿去了,捡了这几个烂苹果." }, { "from": "韩娟", "value": "不是说烧衣裳嘛!我想买两件好的烧起来过瘾!可谁知道转了一大溜够,连左家庄都去了,一件象样的衣裳也没买着!" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "你身上那件就不错啊!" }, { "from": "韩娟", "value": "那就烧它吧!等着啊!" }, { "from": "韩娟", "value": "大庭广众的,好象不大合适吧!" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "那就以后再说吧,吃饭!" }, { "from": "韩娟", "value": "我吃过了,在左家庄吃的.那是烧鸡呵?" }, { "from": "韩娟", "value": "是是是!" }, { "from": "韩娟", "value": "我吃的是那个天九大鲍翅,太难吃了!哎呀,吃海鲜啊,还得去广东,你们先吃吧!" }, { "from": "韩娟", "value": "好好好,吃吃吃!" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "恩……" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "不吃!不吃!" }, { "from": "韩娟", "value": "那就喝点儿小酒!" }, { "from": "韩娟", "value": "不喝不喝!" }, { "from": "韩娟", "value": "还挺矜持的!" }, { "from": "韩娟", "value": "呵呵……" }, { "from": "莫小贝", "value": "天天红烧肉,顿顿女儿红,这哪是人过的日子吗?" }, { "from": "韩娟", "value": "谁说不是呢!肉啊,那是真不能多吃!难吃还不算,吃多了容易中风,嘴歪眼斜还容易流口水!那真是烧鸡啊?" }, { "from": "韩娟", "value": "啊是!没错烧鸡!" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "这酒喝多了,还容易撒疯呢!" }, { "from": "韩娟", "value": "那你还喝!" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "倒了." }, { "from": "韩娟", "value": "既然把酒倒了,把这肉也倒了!我来我来!" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "倒了倒了,全倒了!" }, { "from": "韩娟", "value": "哎呦,这肉还真沉!泔水桶在哪儿啊?" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "在这儿呢!" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "后院!" }, { "from": "莫小贝", "value": "啊……啊……" }, { "from": "韩娟", "value": "她说什么?" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "那么肥的肉赶紧倒了去吧!" }, { "from": "莫小贝", "value": "啊……啊……" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "谁要是敢逼着她吃,她就跟谁急!" }, { "from": "莫小贝", "value": "佟湘玉!" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "不想涨工钱了是吧?" }, { "from": "莫小贝", "value": "哼!我的肉……" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "小贝,你早点睡啊,不哭不哭!" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "谁知道她是倒了还是在后院自己偷吃呢!" } ] }, { "id": "episode_47_chunk_10", "conversations": [ { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "哎呀,你们说那女的是不是有病啊?" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "有病!富贵病." }, { "from": "莫小贝", "value": "还有我嫂子才有病!" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "说撒呢?谁有病!" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "你!哎呀,你说人家是掌门夫人,锦衣玉食的.娇生惯养那是应该的,你跟着起啥哄,起啥哄啊!" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "掌门夫人算个撒,饿还是掌门的监护人!" }, { "from": "莫小贝", "value": "有你这么监护的吗?连饭都不给吃!" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "哎呀,再坚持两三天,她一走,你想吃啥嫂子给你买去啊!" }, { "from": "莫小贝", "value": "用不着,把钱给我我自己会买!" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "只要帮饿混过这一关,不要说零花钱,我连嫁妆都给你翻一倍!" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "至于吗你!" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "你不懂,你要有个小姐妹来了,你不装啊?" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "我没有姐妹,就算有,我们比的也是武功!" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "都一样.人嘛,谁还没有个虚荣心." }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "你是虚荣了,我们跟着你吃苦受罪的." }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "哎哎哎,给饿吃一点儿,饿还没有吃饭,可怜可怜吧!" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "给她吗?" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "不给!呃……也不太合适.给……她不长记性.小贝你决定!" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "你决定!" }, { "from": "莫小贝", "value": "呃……先唱一段再说." }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "莫小贝!" }, { "from": "莫小贝", "value": "不唱是吧,咱吃!" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "吃吃吃!" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "饿唱饿唱!山丹丹的那个开花呦,红艳艳……" }, { "from": "韩娟", "value": "光脚丫的哥哥你啥时候来耶……" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "呵呵,跑调了." }, { "from": "韩娟", "value": "哈哈,没跑多远." }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "你咋来了呀?" }, { "from": "韩娟", "value": "我一听这首歌儿吧,就好象一下子回到童年了!" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "呀,你们童年唱这种歌啊!" }, { "from": "韩娟", "value": "你们晚上就吃这种饭啊!" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "谁说的,这是给猪喂的.嚼碎了再喂容易消化." }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "喂喂……哼!" }, { "from": "韩娟", "value": "怎么了这是?" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "吃饱了撑的,大鱼大肉吃多了,上火." } ] }, { "id": "episode_47_chunk_11", "conversations": [ { "from": "莫小贝", "value": "好酥的鸡腿啊,油光光,水滑滑." }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "够,够啦,起来起来,小贝,起来!" }, { "from": "莫小贝", "value": "我头晕我不要上学!" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "上学?大晚上,上什么学!" }, { "from": "莫小贝", "value": "我肚子疼,你帮我跟先生请个假啊!" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "哇,好香的鸡腿啊!" }, { "from": "莫小贝", "value": "哪儿呢?哪儿呢?你烦死人了你!" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "烦死人了你.是不是想吃鸡腿啊?" }, { "from": "莫小贝", "value": "废话,你有办法?" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "哼,只要你听我的,别说鸡腿,就是烤全羊你也吃得上!" }, { "from": "莫小贝", "value": "走吧!" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "走哪儿去啊?" }, { "from": "莫小贝", "value": "你不说有鸡腿吃吗?" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "明天,不,应该是两个时辰以后,让姑奶奶挨饿我折腾不死她我!嗝." }, { "from": "莫小贝", "value": "你饿你还打嗝?" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "这是饿嗝!嗝." }, { "from": "莫小贝", "value": "嗝." }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "嗝." } ] }, { "id": "episode_47_chunk_12", "conversations": [ { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "哦,你咋来了,起得还挺早的嘛!" }, { "from": "韩娟", "value": "我压根儿就没睡着." }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "为啥没有睡啊?哼哼,是不是看见饿这个店受刺激了?" }, { "from": "韩娟", "value": "有啥刺激的,我是择床,家里面太舒服了,一出门吧,哪儿住都不习惯!" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "哦哦哦,那就当是忆苦思甜吧啊!" }, { "from": "韩娟", "value": "你也知道这苦啊?" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "苦,也是暂时的,回头我就把这个房子拆了.原地起一座,六层楼,八角形的." }, { "from": "韩娟", "value": "你盖的是大雁塔吧!" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "掌柜的,早饭好了,下去吃吧!" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "这就好,走着走着,请!" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "哎,掌柜的,你还有首饰呐!" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "什么意思呀!" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "哇噻还是红宝石的,值不少钱的吧!" }, { "from": "韩娟", "value": "给我看看!" }, { "from": "韩娟", "value": "假的,最多也就值七钱银子!" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "也就是戴着玩的,正式场合谁戴它呀!" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "喔!那你正式场合都戴什么呀?" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "跟你有关系吗?" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "那人家就是想看看,开开眼界了!" }, { "from": "莫小贝", "value": "对啊,开开眼界嘛!" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "看完了." }, { "from": "韩娟", "value": "这可是真的,就是款式老点儿!现在也就值个二三两吧!" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "二三两也值不少钱的吧!" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "钱不是问题,我买首饰,图的就是心意!只要饿看着顺眼的,再多的钱咱也舍得花!" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "哦,我这儿有一个簪子,你们看一看啊!小贝!" }, { "from": "韩娟", "value": "给我看看!" }, { "from": "莫小贝", "value": "看看!" }, { "from": "韩娟", "value": "哇,这是采蝶轩的吧!" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "哇,你好识货的吧,怎么样?" }, { "from": "韩娟", "value": "好东西,给我吧,开个价!" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "三两银子我买了!" }, { "from": "韩娟", "value": "三两?你还是买个拨浪鼓玩去吧!十两怎么样?" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "十二两!" }, { "from": "韩娟", "value": "十五两!" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "二十两!" }, { "from": "韩娟", "value": "三十!" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "三十……" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "三十两第一次,三十两第二次!" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "四十两!" }, { "from": "韩娟", "value": "四十五,另送一个玉镯子!" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "四十五两第一次,四十五两第二次!" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "五十两!……能不能按揭?" }, { "from": "韩娟", "value": "买首饰按揭?没听说过吧!五十两给我吧!" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "哈哈哈哈,五十两就五十两!五十两喔!你可省着点儿花啊!" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "谢谢掌柜的!" }, { "from": "莫小贝", "value": "谢谢嫂子!吃鸡腿去喽!" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "这个簪子饿戴着怎么样啊,跟饿的发型很配吧!" }, { "from": "韩娟", "value": "你这么好骗,今后还怎么做生意啊!" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "啥意思?" }, { "from": "韩娟", "value": "今天早晨,他们两个人来找我,说是有个小玩意儿,让我帮着抬个价,我就图一好玩就答应了,没想到啊,啧啧啧啧.怪不得你这个店这么不景气!我今天是太受刺激了!" } ] }, { "id": "episode_47_chunk_13", "conversations": [ { "from": "白展堂", "value": "还哭呢,都哭了一下午了." }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "走开走开!眼睛肿了不要看了嘛!" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "我又不是没看过.乖,别哭了啊,吃点东西." }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "不吃,气都气饱了." }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "唉,那五十两银子,人家小郭分文没动!" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "她倒是敢动,除非她不想干了!" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "人家可想在你这儿干了,每个月二钱,五十两,够她干二十年的." }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "你到底想说撒嘛?" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "小郭就是跟你开了个玩笑,她心里一点儿恶意都没有." }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "那饿也没有生她的气嘛!她是刀子嘴豆腐心,但是韩娟,几年不见,就变成豆腐嘴刀子心了." }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "人家也没把你怎么招啊!是你硬要跟人家比嘛!" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "饿就是咽不下这口气嘛!都是一块儿长大的,凭撒她就嫁得那么好,饿就每天得吃苦受累." }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "我明白了,你是觉得现在日子苦了是吧!" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "苦……倒不苦,反倒挺开心的,但是饿多累啊!" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "累了,那好,你现在就回家当你的大小姐去,你肯定不累,回去吧!" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "那多苦啊,一点儿自由都没有." }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "那不还是了,湘玉啊,人生就是这样,苦和累,你总得选一样吧!哪有什么好事都让你佟湘玉一个人占了呢.有吗?" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "但是韩娟为啥又不苦又不累呢!" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "人家的苦,你也未必知道." }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "切,掌门夫人,锦衣玉食娇生惯养,能有啥苦嘛!" }, { "from": "韩娟", "value": "啊!你干什么呀你!" } ] }, { "id": "episode_47_chunk_14", "conversations": [ { "from": "韩娟", "value": "你你你,你反了你了!你还敢摔东西,你是不是想一掌打死我啊!" }, { "from": "老何", "value": "对对对……" }, { "from": "韩娟", "value": "好啊,你打你打,你打死我好啦!" }, { "from": "老何", "value": "对不起,我我……" }, { "from": "韩娟", "value": "你就是看我不顺眼,你想始乱终弃了是不是!" }, { "from": "老何", "value": "是是是……" }, { "from": "韩娟", "value": "好啊,你写休书,现在就写!" }, { "from": "老何", "value": "好好好……" }, { "from": "韩娟", "value": "你真想休了我呀,我不活了." }, { "from": "老何", "value": "好好儿的,就别别别闹啦!" }, { "from": "韩娟", "value": "你闹还是我闹啊,我告诉你好好地在屋里面呆着,你别出去给我添乱,你非不听!" }, { "from": "老何", "value": "没没没……" }, { "from": "韩娟", "value": "鞋底儿都脏成这样了,还说没出去?" }, { "from": "老何", "value": "没办法,我我我好好好……" }, { "from": "韩娟", "value": "不带这么吹嘘自己的啊!" }, { "from": "老何", "value": "好饿,胃胃胃……" }, { "from": "韩娟", "value": "你才叫喂喂呢!我没有名字啊?一点儿礼貌都不懂!" }, { "from": "老何", "value": "胃疼,实在受不了了." }, { "from": "韩娟", "value": "我不是给你买苹果了吗?没吃啊?" }, { "from": "老何", "value": "没没……" }, { "from": "韩娟", "value": "苹果核扔了一地还说没吃?" }, { "from": "老何", "value": "没啦!" }, { "from": "韩娟", "value": "老何,我知道你心里不舒服.可是我也没办法,我跟湘玉呀,从小比到大,我啥都不如她,现在好不容易逮住个机会,我绝对不能输给她!等回家以后啊,你说怎么着,我就怎么着,绝对不说半个不字,好不好?" }, { "from": "老何", "value": "呵呵,不不不……" }, { "from": "韩娟", "value": "你就成全一下你那娇滴滴的妻吧!求求你啦!" }, { "from": "老何", "value": "不管你咋说,我都会……" }, { "from": "韩娟", "value": "乖……等回家以后啊,我就给你买身好衣裳……" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "原来如此,呵呵……" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "小点儿声啊,让人听见." }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "听见怕啥,她敢说,我就敢听!哈哈哈哈……" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "嘘嘘嘘,至于吗,又不是什么惊天猛料." }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "这个料好不够猛吗?掌门夫人,我呸!" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "行行行,你在这儿爽吧,我回去睡觉去了." }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "等等,给我支个招再走!" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "支啥招啊?" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "哼,韩娟害我丢了这么大的人,我不能就这么放过她!" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "再怎么说她也是你发小儿,你也下得了手?" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "只要不出人命,咋玩都不过分.哼哼,无论如何,我都要让她知道,跟饿耍心眼就是死路一条!哼哼哈哈哈哈……" } ] }, { "id": "episode_47_chunk_15", "conversations": [ { "from": "韩娟", "value": "哎呦,什么破楼梯啊,走起来怎么那么费劲啊!" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "走起路来不费劲的那叫滑梯." }, { "from": "韩娟", "value": "嗨,我们家哪个楼梯吧,铺的都是波斯毯,踩上去那个舒服呦!哎呀,回头我让人给你捎两条来!" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "那敢情好了,去叫那个老头子捎过来吧!" }, { "from": "韩娟", "value": "哪个老头儿?" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "就是你相公派来伺候你的呀!花多少钱买的呀?" }, { "from": "韩娟", "value": "什么多少钱?" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "废话,你买仆人不得花钱啊!" }, { "from": "韩娟", "value": "没花什么钱,就是结婚的时候,人家送的!" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "呦,还有这等好事情啊!那用起来感觉咋样啊?" }, { "from": "韩娟", "value": "还行,凑合着用呗!就是手脚笨了点儿!" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "要不这样,你把这个老头子放到我这儿,我帮你调教几天……" }, { "from": "韩娟", "value": "呵……这不大合适吧!" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "这有啥不合适的,放到我这儿,过两个月你来提人,我保证把他训得规规矩矩,让他往东他不敢往西!" }, { "from": "韩娟", "value": "他现在就挺规矩的,真的!" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "哎呀.你就不要跟我客气了嘛!实在不行,我就把他买了!回头调教好了,再当成结婚礼物送还给你,反正你结婚时我还没有给你送礼呢!" }, { "from": "韩娟", "value": "不用不用,真的不用啦!" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "用得着用得着!你跟我见外了是不是?不把我当姐妹了是不是?童年的美好时光都忘光了是吧?" }, { "from": "韩娟", "value": "不是啊,他,他是我老公……" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "哈……" }, { "from": "韩娟", "value": "公!两个公!" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "老公公?那就是你相公的爹了?" }, { "from": "韩娟", "value": "差不多吧,我这次出门吧我家相公对我不放心,他特意派他来看着我的!你可千万别跟别人说哦!说出去不好!" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "哎呦,那既然是长辈,那我就得意思意思了,晚上摆个酒,欢迎欢迎!" }, { "from": "韩娟", "value": "哎呀,不用,真的不用啦!" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "哎呀你就不要客气了嘛!好得跟亲姐妹样儿,还客气个啥!你就等着啊!哎呀这事儿交给饿了!这点儿银子留着花吧!想买点儿啥就买点儿啥." } ] }, { "id": "episode_47_chunk_16", "conversations": [ { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "站好了,各位员工,自本店开张以来,从来没有碰到过这么危急这么紧张的情况,简而言之一句话,跟她拼了!" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "不会吧大姐,人家可是昆仑派的掌门呢!" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "哼哼,放心,我从来不打无把握之仗,这次战役咱们不拼拳脚不比刀枪,咱们拼的是……酒量!" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "呵,喝酒我拿手!谁也不许跟我抢啊!" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "很好!到时候你就负责跟老何拼酒,想方设法让他酒后吐真言!" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "没问题!" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "万一灌不醉呢?人家可不是第一天闯江湖!" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "哼,你知道你哥除了盗圣还叫什么吗?" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "贼头?" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "啊啥玩意儿?" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "酒圣?" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "那是杜康,我的名号是……咳……能喝八两决不喝半斤!" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "哼哼,小郭发挥她的优势,指桑骂槐指鹿为马!" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "这两词儿是一个意思吗?" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "无所谓,你就负责劝酒,谁要不喝你就冷嘲热讽嬉笑怒骂之!" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "那我干啥呢?" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "行酒令这总没有问题吧?" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "行酒令行酒令,子曾经曰过……" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "留到酒桌上再曰吧!小韩同学,明年的今天就是你的稽日!" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "啊?" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "用不着那么狠吧,太狠了!" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "滑稽的稽!大庭广众之下丢那么大的人,哈哈哈哈……笑死我了,跟我一起笑!" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "呵……呵……" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "干啥呢?" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "我先练练!" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "呵……呵……" } ] }, { "id": "episode_47_chunk_17", "conversations": [ { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "满上满上!" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "就是就是,都是江湖中人,要喝咱喝大的!我倒,你看差不多了就说!" }, { "from": "老何", "value": "倒……倒……" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "还倒啊.再倒都满出来啦!" }, { "from": "老何", "value": "倒多了." }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "哎呦,别客气了,一看就是个酒腻子!干了干了!" }, { "from": "韩娟", "value": "慢着慢着!你们就这么干喝呀?" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "哦……想行酒令是吧.秀才!" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "那咱们就来个粘头续尾吧,都得从诗词里挑啊!我先来!" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "你先来!" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "酒不醉人人自醉!" }, { "from": "韩娟", "value": "醉!醉里挑灯看剑!" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "剑!剑外忽传收蓟北!" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "好!" }, { "from": "韩娟", "value": "北!北雁思归向南飞!" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "飞……飞……飞……菲菲不停问我是我犯错吗,讲反而是错!" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "好,这家伙对得多好!" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "呵,流行歌不带的啊……" }, { "from": "韩娟", "value": "你这种酒令有啥意思!你来点儿新鲜的!" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "新鲜的?" }, { "from": "韩娟", "value": "不敢的哦?无所谓的." }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "谁说不敢了,放马过来呀!" }, { "from": "韩娟", "value": "那你把刚才那个酒先喝了!" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "我喝!你们俩行酒令,秀才输了我喝!" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "韩娟输了老何喝,怎么样?" }, { "from": "韩娟", "value": "好啊,把酒先满上!哼,这坛酒根本就不够,你再拿两坛!" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "哈哈,还来劲儿了是吧,太好了,上烈酒!准备好了没有,娟儿?" }, { "from": "韩娟", "value": "准备好了." }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "秀才!" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "准备好了." }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "旺德福,第一回合,Action!" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "石头剪子布,石头剪子布!" }, { "from": "韩娟", "value": "嘻嘻嘻,不好意思我先来,鱼跟熊掌如何兼得?" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "那是不可能的!" }, { "from": "韩娟", "value": "养一只会抓鱼的熊喽.喝吧!" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "你给我争点儿气!" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "石头剪子布,石头剪子布!" }, { "from": "韩娟", "value": "嘻嘻嘻,不好意思又是我啊.我跟我相公睡觉之前都干什么事儿呀?" }, { "from": "韩娟", "value": "一……" }, { "from": "韩娟", "value": "闭上眼睛喽!" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "这也算答案?" }, { "from": "韩娟", "value": "那你给我找个标准答案!喝吧!" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "一定争气!" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "一定争气!" }, { "from": "韩娟", "value": "天气那么冷,为什么小明不多加衣服反而还脱衣服呢?因为小明要洗澡喽!" }, { "from": "韩娟", "value": "小明上课的时候不停的说话,先生为什么不处罚他呢?因为小明他就是先生喽!" }, { "from": "韩娟", "value": "放榜之时,小明榜上无名,可是他一点都不难过,为什么呢?因为小明他还在念小学呀!" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "哎,小明不是先生吗?" }, { "from": "韩娟", "value": "那是另外一个小明!喝吧朋友!" }, { "from": "韩娟", "value": "喝吧!" }, { "from": "韩娟", "value": "喝吧!" }, { "from": "韩娟", "value": "喝吧……喝吧……喝吧!" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "呵呵,大家都等着呢!哈哈哈哈……" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "赶紧回屋休息吧!" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "谁动我葵花点我跟你说!葵花点点点……我怎么结巴了呢?" }, { "from": "韩娟", "value": "这位关中大侠还挺有意思的!" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "关中大侠?你说他呀?" }, { "from": "韩娟", "value": "你不知道啊,人家正经是朝廷认证,还有牌子呢!" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "掌柜的……" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "什么破大侠,我还不稀得当呢!" }, { "from": "韩娟", "value": "哎呦,这就喝的,菜一点儿没动,老何,来来来,快吃快吃,别浪费了啊!" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "拖走拖走!" } ] }, { "id": "episode_47_chunk_18", "conversations": [ { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "饿错了饿真的错了,饿从一开始就不应该嫁过来,如果饿不嫁过来我的夫君也不会死." }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "啥夫君,那是你哥." }, { "from": "莫小贝", "value": "我哥要是看着你这样,不定有多开心呢!" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "有啥好开心的吗?" }, { "from": "莫小贝", "value": "我哥他生前最爱看人出洋相了." }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "你才出洋相呢!饿这是老马失蹄,真没有想到,她的江湖这么深,真不愧是掌门夫人." }, { "from": "莫小贝", "value": "掌门夫人算什么,你还是掌门的监护人呢!" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "乖,嫂子平日没有白疼你!再过两年等你长大了,嫂子亲自给你安排相亲,如果不是名门正派,咱连门都不让他进!" }, { "from": "莫小贝", "value": "少来了,你就打算这么放过她了?" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "不放咋办嘛,明天一早,她就要走了." }, { "from": "莫小贝", "value": "我倒是有个办法." }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "啥办法,说呀!条件随便开!" }, { "from": "莫小贝", "value": "帮我把零花钱涨了!" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "没有问题,只要你能帮嫂子报这一箭之仇,饿给你涨到二钱银子!" }, { "from": "莫小贝", "value": "这可是你说的哦!" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "饿说的.啥办法呀?" }, { "from": "莫小贝", "value": "明天,你就等着瞧好戏吧!哼哼……" } ] }, { "id": "episode_47_chunk_19", "conversations": [ { "from": "韩娟", "value": "哎呦,娟儿啊,再住两天吧,好不容易来一趟." }, { "from": "韩娟", "value": "算了你那么忙,我就不给你添乱了." }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "哪有添乱嘛,我忙得过来." }, { "from": "韩娟", "value": "我是不会给你机会反击的." }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "啥叫反击嘛,这话我就听不懂了." }, { "from": "韩娟", "value": "听不懂就算了,无论如何我这次来还是很开心的,真的很开心." }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "饿也是……不管你信不信." }, { "from": "韩娟", "value": "我信.那我就是个傻子!走了走了,走了啊!" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "祝你一路顺风啊!小贝,快跟姐姐说再见呀!" }, { "from": "莫小贝", "value": "哦对对对.姐姐再见啊!" }, { "from": "韩娟", "value": "乖喔,好好学习,不要调皮喔!" }, { "from": "莫小贝", "value": "啊爷爷再见!" }, { "from": "老何", "value": "爷?" }, { "from": "莫小贝", "value": "那个,姐姐,你有空常来玩儿,记得把姐夫也带来喔!" }, { "from": "老何", "value": "姐姐,姐夫?" }, { "from": "莫小贝", "value": "那个,你帮我转告姐夫,等我长大以后也要嫁一个像他一样,又高又帅而且又年轻的大侠!" }, { "from": "老何", "value": "又……又……" }, { "from": "韩娟", "value": "又是一个艳阳天,再不赶路更待何时!走了走了!" }, { "from": "莫小贝", "value": "还有啊,告诉姐夫武功差点儿没关系,伶牙俐齿也不是毛病嘛,让他千万别自卑!" }, { "from": "老何", "value": "伶伶伶……" }, { "from": "韩娟", "value": "这可不是我说的啊!" }, { "from": "老何", "value": "我我我是她……" }, { "from": "韩娟", "value": "她一外人,你跟她说这干嘛!走了走了啊,走了!" }, { "from": "老何", "value": "她相公就就就是我!" }, { "from": "韩娟", "value": "的儿!我都跟她说过了,走了走了!" }, { "from": "老何", "value": "我我我自己走.你你你留这儿!" }, { "from": "韩娟", "value": "老何,你去哪儿啊?" }, { "from": "老何", "value": "你你管不着!!" }, { "from": "韩娟", "value": "老何" }, { "from": "韩娟", "value": "这下你高兴了吧?满意了吧?做梦都能笑醒了吧!哼!" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "愣着干啥,赶紧出去追!" }, { "from": "莫小贝", "value": "嘻嘻嘻,露馅了吧!哈哈哈……" } ] }, { "id": "episode_47_chunk_20", "conversations": [ { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "娟儿,娟儿……不要哭了喔." }, { "from": "韩娟", "value": "拿走!佟湘玉,我招你惹你啦!你为何对我下此毒手!" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "是毒嘴.又不是饿是小贝." }, { "from": "韩娟", "value": "她一个小毛孩懂什么呀,你以为我傻是吧!" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "那谁让你那么虚荣,比这比那的!" }, { "from": "韩娟", "value": "你以为我不想说实话呀,可是就我这种情况,我拿啥跟你比呀!" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "你不是还嫁了个掌门嘛!" }, { "from": "韩娟", "value": "那你还嫁了个大侠呢!甭管真假,至少他年轻啊!" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "年轻的满大街都是,掌门能有几个?" }, { "from": "韩娟", "value": "我这个掌门,连句整话都说不利落!" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "饿那个大侠一唱歌就走调!" }, { "from": "韩娟", "value": "我这个掌门,武功那么高,胆儿比谁都小!" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "饿这个大侠,见着六扇门都能吓得尿裤子!" }, { "from": "韩娟", "value": "我这个掌门一年四季就一身衣裳!" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "饿这个大侠,一……半辈子都没洗过澡!" }, { "from": "韩娟", "value": "我那个掌们,从小到大没出过远门,看见牛车能高兴半天!" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "饿这个大侠,哪儿都去过,每到一处就人人喊打!" }, { "from": "韩娟", "value": "为啥打他?" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "早些年犯了点儿错误,不太懂事." }, { "from": "韩娟", "value": "我家相公,这辈子犯的最大错误就是娶了我." }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "你不要胡说嘛!" }, { "from": "韩娟", "value": "真的,我又懒又馋又不会干活,自从嫁过来以后吧,除了发脾气使小性子,就没干过一件正事儿,他不但不怪我,还百般的疼爱我,呵护我,让我觉得自己是世界上最幸福的女人." }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "娟儿……娟儿……这些话你咋不早说吗." }, { "from": "韩娟", "value": "如果能再来一次,我决不会跟你比,这种虚荣没有任何意义!" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "那你会不会对他好点儿?" }, { "from": "韩娟", "value": "那还用你说!如果老何还肯要我,我哪怕给他当牛做马……" }, { "from": "老何", "value": "那……那……那……" }, { "from": "韩娟", "value": "老何!" }, { "from": "老何", "value": "那我舍不得." } ] }, { "id": "episode_47_chunk_21", "conversations": [ { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "住一晚上再走嘛,着啥急呢!" }, { "from": "老何", "value": "不不不……" }, { "from": "韩娟", "value": "不麻烦了啊!明儿一早我们得赶到十八里铺有个早集,我给我们家老何买两身好衣裳!" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "那我就不留你们了噢,一路上小心点儿啊!" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "对对对……" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "有空就过来住两天啊!" }, { "from": "韩娟", "value": "谢谢!" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "哦对了娟儿,那个波斯毯记得给我捎过来!" }, { "from": "韩娟", "value": "放心吧!走了啊!" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "小心点儿,再见!" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "我见过贪财的,就没见过你这么贪财的,道个别你也不忘了管人家要东西!" }, { "from": "莫小贝", "value": "咦……啧啧啧……" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "大人说话小孩不要偷听啊!" }, { "from": "莫小贝", "value": "我是来要钱的." }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "什么钱呀?" }, { "from": "莫小贝", "value": "零花钱,难道你想耍赖呀?" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "差一点把人家小两口都拆散,还好意思要钱吗?" }, { "from": "莫小贝", "value": "你就说给不给吧!" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "给.二十文,省着点儿花啊!" }, { "from": "莫小贝", "value": "嘿,不是说好两钱银子嘛,二十文算怎么回事儿!" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "两钱银子那是年薪,换算下来每个月十六文,我还多给了你四文钱!" }, { "from": "莫小贝", "value": "佟湘玉,算你狠!" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "莫小贝,你以为掌门的监护人那么好当吗?" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "呵呵呵呵……" }, { "from": "莫小贝", "value": "哎,对了,昨儿晚上不是说,想安排相亲吗?咱啥时候去啊?" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "哎呀,你着啥急嘛,不得等我准备准备呀!" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "相亲?佟湘玉,你现在学会吃着锅里的望着盆里的是吧!" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "不是不是!" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "好,我祝你早日找个掌门,到时候我给你包个红包!!" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "展堂!展堂!你听我说,展堂!" } ] }, { "id": "episode_48_chunk_0", "conversations": [ { "from": "白展堂", "value": "事已至此,你还跟着我干什么?" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "展堂,你听我说,不是我要相亲,那是给小贝安排的呀!" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "小贝才多大呀,你当我是二百五啊?" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "这,这就是她的奸计嘛,我冤枉嘛!" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "你真的冤枉?" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "你想嘛,我都名花有主了,还相什么亲吗?" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "我不信,湘玉,你找个好人家嫁了吧!" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "你无情,你无耻,你无理取闹。" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "那你就不无情,不无耻,不无理取闹吗?" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "我哪里无情,哪里无耻,哪里无理取闹?" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "你哪里不无情,哪里不无耻,哪里不无理取闹?" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "我就算再怎么无情,再怎么无耻,再怎么无理取闹。也不会比你更无情,更无耻,更无理取闹。" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "好,那我就给你无情无耻无理取闹看看。" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "哼,终于承认自己无情无耻无理取闹了吧。" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "我即使无情即使无耻即使无理取闹,也是被你无情无耻无理取闹给逼出来的!" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "就你无情无耻无理取闹。" } ] }, { "id": "episode_48_chunk_1", "conversations": [ { "from": "白展堂", "value": "你才无情,你才无耻,你才无理取闹。" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "你再这么无情,再这么无耻,再这么无理取闹。也该洗洗睡了。你好好干活,不许偷懒啊。我给你煎两个鸡蛋去。吵了一个晚上,你不饿我还饿呢!" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "我不饿,你回来。" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "你不饿就省了啊。" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "你要不提相亲,我从来都没想那么多,这回你一提,突然给我提了个醒,你说你这么优秀,你就闭着眼睛找,都能找到比我强一百倍的。" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "你指哪方面嘛?" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "才学和胆识啊。" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "那时肯定的了,反正比你胆子小的我还没有见过。哎呀,你也有很多优点嘛。比如说……脸蛋儿。" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "就光是脸蛋儿啊?" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "还有身材呀,以及其它。等,等我想出来再告诉你啊。" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "回来,我这两天一直在嘀咕,你说你是掌柜的,我是个跑堂的,要房没房,要钱没钱。" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "楼上那么多房子,你还嫌不够多啊?" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "可那都是你的呀?" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "我的不就是你的么?你这个人咋回事吗?" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "可我是个男人,我虽然长得白,可我不想当小白脸儿!" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "你上哪儿去啊?" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "天天向上,奋发图强,赚不回一千两银子,我绝不来见你!" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "你回来。一千两,你得赚到什么时候去嘛?" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "你看到我这双手了吗?" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "看见了。你不会是想……" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "不可能,我一不偷,二不抢,三不去当拆白党。" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "一千两,又不是一千文!那么多钱,咱花不了。" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "那就一百两,三年之内,最多五年,不超过十年,二三十年也可能,我一定回来接你。到时候,你要等不及了就嫁吧,等我回来以后,咱俩再私奔。" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "展堂……" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "我先回屋收拾东西去了,乖啊。一定要乖啊。" } ] }, { "id": "episode_48_chunk_2", "conversations": [ { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "我知道他赚不来。可他自己又不相信嘛。" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "那就让他拿个计划出来。先说明白了,怎么赚。拿不出切实可行的计划,就不让他走。" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "那他要拿出来了呢?" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "大姐呀,我在这儿干了大半年了,我每个月才赚多少钱?噢,对了,你上个月不是说要给我涨工钱的吗,涨到哪儿去了,工钱呢?" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "喔,对了,你饿了吧,我给你煎两个鸡蛋去,要单面的还是双面?老点还是嫩点儿?放点儿葱花就更好吃。" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "你无情无耻你。" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "你无理取闹!" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "你才…… 什么乱七八糟的?" } ] }, { "id": "episode_48_chunk_3", "conversations": [ { "from": "白展堂", "value": "郭儿。" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "啊?" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "我走了。" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "走嘛。" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "以后你别老冲秀才发脾气啊。" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "谁叫他无情无耻无理取闹呢?" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "秀才。" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "啊?" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "我走了。" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "走了?" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "以后你告诉大嘴,让他睡觉少打点儿呼噜,啊。" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "他要肯听啊,我情愿少活十年。" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "贝啊。" }, { "from": "莫小贝", "value": "恩?" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "我走了。" }, { "from": "莫小贝", "value": "走吧。" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "以后你少气你点嫂子,啊。" }, { "from": "莫小贝", "value": "谁气她了,我又不无情不无耻不无理取闹。" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "玉啊。" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "啊?" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "我走了。" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "哦,一路顺风啊我会想你的" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "我真走了。" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "走吧走吧。" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "恕不远送啊。" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "我这一走,一时半会儿就不一定回来了。" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "知道,三年嘛不是,我一定会等你的啊。" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "你等不等的无所谓,最主要你把工钱给我结了啊。" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "想要工钱是吧,拿着,先写个计划书吧。" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "啥书?" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "你不是想赚一百两吗,怎么赚你得写清楚啊,计划可行,我就给你钱。" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "你这是啥说法呀?" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "不写就算了,自己准备盘缠去吧。" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "佟湘玉!" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "啊?" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "你这人怎么这样呢,你啊?" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "我咋样了?" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "这就算好的了,遇到狠的,别说工钱,连饭都不给你吃喔。" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "就是啊。" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "好,好你们啊,合起伙来坑我是不是,啊,那钱你自己留着养老吧你,后会有期。" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "慢走啊,不远送了啊。" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "写就写,不就三年一百两吗,听好了。" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "秀才拿笔记一下。" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "咱远的不说,就说十八里铺,送一次快递二十文,就咱这轻功一天至少五趟吧,自己算去。" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "一天五趟就是一百文,十天就是一两银子,一千天就是一百两银子,哎?" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "不到三年喔。" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "连续三年你不休息喔。" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "咱这轻功是白练的吗?" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "就算你不休息,每天总得吃饭吧,每天的饭钱算你二十文。" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "二十文干啥呀,十文足够了。" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "哦,行行行,就算十文。住宿总得二十文吧,这不算多吧?" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "不多,连吃带住三十文。" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "还有酒钱,每天十文,回家晚了还得宵夜,也算十文,这已经五十文了吧?" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "这就两千天了五年零五个月零二十三天,不带休假的。" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "呵呵呵,这还没有完呢,送快递特费鞋,每个月最起码得换一双鞋吧,算它五十文一年下来六钱银子。" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "哇,还有春秋的衣服,过冬的被褥以及各种化妆品。" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "什么,等等会儿,化妆品?" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "对呀,常年在外,风吹日晒,您不得抹点儿油啊,否则怎么对得起这张脸呢?" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "恩。" }, { "from": "莫小贝", "value": "还有糖葫芦你,你赚那么多钱,给我买点零食怎么了?你看我每天做功课多辛苦啊。" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "你这是给谁做呢,啊?" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "还有书钱,听说书不得给钱呐。" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "赶上朋友结婚,您不得送红包呀?" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "还有各种计划外支出:比如说摔了跤,闪了腰,断了胳膊,崴了脚。" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "够了够了够了,合着到我这儿,就没啥好事儿了是不是?" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "这就是生活。" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "无情。" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "无耻。" }, { "from": "莫小贝", "value": "无理取闹的生活。" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "我算算,算算" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "好好算啊。干活。" } ] }, { "id": "episode_48_chunk_4", "conversations": [ { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "还没算出来呢?" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "这咋越算越少呢?咋回事儿呢?" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "嗨,赚钱没那么容易。" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "想当年,我一夜就赚回来了。我现在才知道小楚为啥挥霍无度。" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "哪个小楚呀?" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "楚留香啊。" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "啊?" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "又是游艇,又是别墅的,不是自己的钱,花起来就是不心疼。" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "哼,不偷不抢,想一夜暴富,不可能的。" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "我也没想过有多富,有一百两银子就够了。" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "为啥是一百两呢?" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "一百两是个坎儿,不多也不少,至少有个交代。让她听起来呢,放心,跟我过日子呢,有安全感。" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "没一百两就没交代,没安全感了?" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "呵,她是掌柜的,又不是杂役。" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "哎,什么意思,哎,杂役怎么了,杂役就不需要交代了?" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "需要啊,不过像小郭这种有五十两就够了。" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "哎,能不能再少点儿?" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "没功夫跟你说废话,算帐呢。" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "三十两你觉得可能吗?" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "可能。" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "喔。" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "你就打一辈子光棍吧。" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "恩,你以为人人都像你这么物质啊,小郭不是这种人。" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "我送给你一句话:钱不是万能的。" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "但没钱是万万不能的。" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "与君共勉。" } ] }, { "id": "episode_48_chunk_10", "conversations": [ { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "嗨。" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "芙妹,你怎么才来呀?" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "我刚洗完碗,你等急了吧?" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "辛苦了,你的手凉的呢,我帮你暖暖啊。" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "老白要有你一半的体贴啊,掌柜的就能乐疯了。" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "像我这么好的男人,打着灯笼都难找。" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "呸,我还没说完呢,你要能有老白一半的志气啊,我也能乐疯了。" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "我怎么没有啊?每个人的方式不同嘛。" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "那你的方式是什么?" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "我的方式就是,豁出去了,一定要让你幸福。" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "你知道我要的幸福是什么吗?看你吓得那的样子,切,我要的很简单,一日三餐,粗茶淡饭。什么声音?" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "没事儿,你接着往下说,粗茶淡饭。" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "还有零食也不能少喔,蜜饯干果,瓜子点心。哎,真的啊,什么声音吗?" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "你甭管,那啥你接着往下说,瓜子点心。" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "这就够了,最好呢,再置办几件新衣服,不用太好啊,瑞蚨祥的就行。" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "瑞蚨祥。" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "胭脂水粉呢,就买粉蝶轩的,贵是贵了一点,但是很经用的,一年两盒就够了。" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "每盒多少钱啊?" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "二两银子,呵,还有房子也不要太的,两楼两底就行了。最好要有一个大一点儿的院子,等将来有了孩子以后,我可以教他们练武。" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "练武啊?" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "哦,说到练武,咱们还得置办几件像样的兵器。" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "兵器就不用了吧?" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "不会很贵的啦,你想啊,普通的刀剑,一把也就二两银子,咱们买个五六把就够了嗯,至于家具嘛,千万不要买红木的,不经磕,而且吧还很贵。咱们就买水曲柳的。" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "水曲柳?" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "红木贴面。" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "红木贴面" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "一个桌子再加两把圈椅也就七八两。" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "也就七八两。" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "这,不算贵啦,你知道红木的要多少钱吗,还有我的梳妆台,最好要有一面大的镜子,要纯铜的哦。还有我的床,要鸡翅木雕花儿的,还有马桶……哎哎,秀才,你怎么了?" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "没事儿,风大吹的。" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "风?拿来的风?哪儿来的风嘛?" } ] }, { "id": "episode_48_chunk_11", "conversations": [ { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "总共加起来,一共是……" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "个十百,三百五十两?" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "你少算了一个零。" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "三千五百两!她咋不抢呢她?" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "哪啥,老白,你得救我呀。" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "我这个目标吧,只要努力有生之年还能实现。你这个咱就下辈子见了。" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "啧,白展堂,你的侠义精神到哪儿去了?" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "让狗吃了行了吧,三千五百两银子,我得送多少年快递呀?" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "让我算算没准有戏不吃不喝,九十五年零八个月。" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "一百二十多岁一老汉,牙都没了,你还让他每天给人送快递?" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "没有牙也不影响走路嘛。" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "秀才,醒醒吧,咱这媳妇不要了,啊。" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "你真是把我害惨了,好好的,瞎交待什么呀?" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "这是男人的责任。" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "责任?呵呵,责任,做男人多苦啊?你说做女人得多好啊。要有镜子得是纯铜的啦,还要有马桶得是红木的啦,不是红木人家要便秘的啦。" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "好了好了,我再想想办法。" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "啥办法?" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "但这事儿,你得支持我。" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "怎么个支持法?" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "你不有张地契吗?" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "什么意思啊?" } ] }, { "id": "episode_48_chunk_12", "conversations": [ { "from": "白展堂", "value": "这是地契,借我五十两就行。" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "疯了吧?你。这可是秀才的命根子啊。" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "我知道啊。所以才找你借那么多银子吗?" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "嘿,做生意,不要本钱吗?" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "那你打算做什么生意啊?" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "保密,回头等挣了钱,我按股份给你分红。" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "对不起,没有计划书,我一文钱也不能给你。" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "这不有地契吗?" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "啥契也不行,这就是游戏的规则。" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "你这人怎么这样呢?无情无耻……" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "你不要无理取闹。感情归感情,生意归生意。没有计划书,否则免谈。" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "好,这五十两银子,我拿回去放高利贷。" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "天才呀,打算放给谁呀?" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "谁需要放给谁呀,我在赌场门口一站,一上午,就全放出去了。" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "聪明,收不回来,怎么办?" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "那就打,打到收回来为止。" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "漂亮。那他就是不还,怎么办?" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "那就接着打,打死为止。" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "有魄力,这五十两银子我借给你了!拿去吧。" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "真的假的呀?" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "这地契呢,拿回去,都是自己人,搞这套干什么呀?" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "湘玉,我都不知道说啥好了。真的,谢谢。" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "回头再谢吧,下去把借条签了。" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "借条?" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "让你写你就写,今天是几号来着?" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "十月初八。" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "你就写十月初八欠佟掌柜五十两银子,每天八分利。" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "八分利?你咋不抢呢?你。" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "高利贷那么好赚,我还抢个啥嘛?" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "不借算了。但是我告诉你,我一定要给你幸福,谁都别想拦。" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "话是好话,咋听着这么别扭?" } ] }, { "id": "episode_48_chunk_13", "conversations": [ { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "没戏。咱俩一没本钱,二没本事。想挣钱呐,下辈子吧。" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "你这话我不爱听啊,做人就要够狠。爱拼才会赢。既然已经走上了这条不归路,就再也不能回头了。" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "我也想挣钱呐,可老天不答应啊。" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "天无绝人之路,只要我们俩能豁得出去,满地都是黄金呐。" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "黄金,我好惊呢。" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "你不应惊,有我在,没错的。你有钱没有?" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "有啊,二十文,够不够?" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "够了,先去听段书去。" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "大佬。" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "不要叫我大佬,我不做大哥好多年,我不爱冰冷的床沿,不要逼我想念,不要逼我流泪,我会翻脸。" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "翻脸就翻脸。" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "上哪儿去?" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "我不想活了,这种苦日子或者干嘛?我写封遗书去。" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "帮我也写一封。要洛神赋的那种,越华丽的越好。" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "没问题,二钱银子。润笔费嘛。不是?" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "一封遗书你要二钱银子?你还是不是人呐你?" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "算了算了,最后的赚钱机会都没有了。" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "哎,这是个办法呀,一封遗书二钱银子。十封就是二两啊。个十百千万十万,一万封就是一千两啊。" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "那啥,首先第一点啊,一万封遗书,我到哪儿找那么多丧事去?这个店吃饭的人才十几个人,整个镇上才两千口人。" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "那你就流动着写不行就是家信或者情书也行。" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "第二,一万封遗书,我得写到啥时候。第三,每封信二钱银子,我到哪儿找那么多傻子去?" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "那就降,每封五十文个,十,百,千,万,十万,百万,千万……" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "停停停,一千万封,平均每封五十个字。这年头又没有电脑,又没有复印机,我得写上好几百年呢,没准能写到二零零五年去。" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "那就降,五十个字,三十个,二十个,十个字。" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "行,十个字啊,吾妻见信好,请保重身体,连落款都不够。" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "不要落款,要落款干嘛呀?万能的苍天呐,你要是够意思的话,就给我们哥俩下场黄金雨!" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "喂喂喂,这么多客人不招呼,你俩干啥呢?" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "算帐呢。" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "上一边儿去,女人家家的,成事不足败事有余。" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "我再败事有余那也比你强啊,我还会洗衣服做饭,你会干啥,就会那点儿破武功,你白教人家都不学。" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "那可不一定淘气 。" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "干啥呀?" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "小郭,你真是个小天才呀。" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "怎么了?" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "啥意思啊?" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "秀才,拿麻袋去,天上要掉金子啦!去!" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "这阵子的天气预报准不准。" } ] }, { "id": "episode_48_chunk_14", "conversations": [ { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "开开,开武馆?" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "而且来者不拒。任何人,别管黑道白道,只要肯拿出钱,他们都肯教。" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "这个馊主意是谁想出来的?" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "这么无情无耻,无理取闹的破主意还能有谁?" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "这个,我觉得,挺好的。又能赚钱,又不用出门,一举两得嘛。" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "敢情不是老白出银子啊。" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "开馆授徒,要花什么银子嘛?" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "废话,招生不得花钱?租场地不得花钱?日常开销,人工成本,不都得花钱?" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "哈哈,竟然学会算小账了。" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "那我不算怎么行嘛?开这个武馆,是秀才出钱,老白出力,赚了钱他们俩还对分呢!" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "哈哈,老白竟然学会空手套白狼啦!" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "你想的美啊,秀才本来就没多少积蓄,弄不好,全得搭在里头。" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "哈哈,人还没有嫁,倒护起食来啦?" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "你要再“哈哈”,我就一掌拍死我自己算了。" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "哎呀,又不是什么大买卖,再亏能亏多少吗?" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "哎呀,你听我说,问题就在于,一个是老白,一个是秀才呀。" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "先摸摸情况再说。走!" } ] }, { "id": "episode_48_chunk_15", "conversations": [ { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "怎么样?" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "我看我看。字是好字呀。" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "就是名字不太合适。" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "怎么不合适啊?“同福”多好啊?" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "那是注册商标,未经批准,不得擅自使用,违者必究。" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "用也可以。每个月给我十两银子。年底还要给我三成分红。" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "你怎么不要十成呢?" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "那也太黑了点儿吧。总得给你留点儿私房钱嘛。" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "你,无情,无耻,无理取闹。" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "我怎么无情?怎么无耻?怎么无理取闹?" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "行行行,咱不跟她吵了。实在不行,咱换个名字不就完了吗?" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "对对对。" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "哎呀,大嘴,听这意思,你也有股份喽?" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "没有,咱一没本钱,二没本事的,凭啥占人股份呀?" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "呵呵,那你别跟着凑热闹,边儿呆着去!" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "大嘴虽然没有股份,但是他是我们的形象代言人。" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "大嘴" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "两个月之前,我跟你一样,两个月之后,你将跟我一样。相信我,给同福一个机会,也给自己一个机会,详情请咨询同福武馆关中大侠的武馆。" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "鼓掌,谢谢,谢谢。该你了,上。" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "Trust me, you can make it." }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "瞧瞧这肌肉。" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "The muscle." }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "这线条。" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "The figure." }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "这,这啤酒肚。" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "怎么翻?" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "直接翻。" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "The beer belly." }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "瞧瞧着小洋文,多Good。就这两天突击。" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "会洋文,有什么用吗?" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "这您就不懂了,为了扩大招生,我们准备招几个洋学生,你是知道的,洋学生都喜欢Chinaese功夫。" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "中国功夫我们喜欢,我们现在就要报名。" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "让我报名吧,让我报名吧。" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "行行,别吵吵,还没开业呢,过两天再说。" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "不错,很不错,小郭。你们打算什么时候开业呢?" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "就这两天吧,有问题吗?" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "没问题呀,场地在哪儿呀?" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "小郭,招呼客人去。" } ] }, { "id": "episode_48_chunk_16", "conversations": [ { "from": "白展堂", "value": "每月十两?穷疯了吧?你们俩啊?" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "不想租,就不要租嘛。无所谓,我又不缺你这个钱。" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "咱走,咱自己找地儿去。" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "会来回来。" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "换个地方,就怕地段不行,找不来人。" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "再商量商量。就凭咱俩这关系,有啥不好商量的?" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "但是感情归感情,生意归生意。" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "湘玉,我这可都是为了你呀。" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "我知道。要不这样,你教我点穴,我每个月给你一百两。" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "真的假的?说啥呢?" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "呵呵,缺钱了,给你钱了。" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "别说没用的啊,连品牌带场地,你凭良心开个价,我绝不还价。" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "小郭,你说。" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "每个月二十两,年底三成分红。" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "凭良心开价!" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "每个月十两,年底一成分红,吃喝自理。" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "凭啥吃喝自理呀?" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "哎哟,你给我干活,我包吃包住是应该的,但是你现在都成形象代言人了。闪开,两个月之前,我跟你一样,两个月之后,你将跟我一样。给同福一个机会,也给自己一个机会,详情请咨询同福武馆,关中大侠的武馆。哈哈哈。成功人士,再到我这儿来蹭吃蹭喝好象不太好吧。" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "行行行,就这么说定了,赶紧收拾东西,明天我们开馆。" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "哟,不愧是做大生意的人啊。记得请我吃开业酒啊,小郭,找个地方呕吐去。" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "啊,为什么?" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "把胃要腾空了。" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "气死我了!" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "知道十两银子意味着什么吗?" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "知道,场租费偏高。" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "十两银子,我得攒多久呀?" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "那你着啥急呀?多收几个徒弟,不就赚回来了吗?" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "一个徒弟一个月一钱银子,十个徒弟一个月才一两银子。" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "太保守了,要收就收一百个徒弟,每人每月一两银子,是不是,大嘴?" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "哎呀,妈呀?那每月就是一百两银子呀。" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "三年就是三千六百两银子。" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "哦,秀才你还算帐呢,这点儿账你都算不明白。你跟人好好学这点儿去你。" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "走!" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "你们干嘛去呀?" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "收徒弟去,这事儿你别管了。" } ] }, { "id": "episode_48_chunk_17", "conversations": [ { "from": "白展堂", "value": "瞧一瞧,看一看啊,走过路过不要错过啊,该你了。" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "两个月之前,我跟你一样。两个月之后,你将跟我一样。" }, { "from": "邢捕头", "value": "跟你一样肥啊?" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "啥肥啊,我这是肌肉。" }, { "from": "邢捕头", "value": "你还鸭肉呢。谁允许你们当众摆摊儿的?赶紧给我收了!" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "招完生马上收。帮帮忙,帮帮忙。" }, { "from": "邢捕头", "value": "国有国法,家有家规。今天我帮你的忙了,明天出事儿了,上面怪罪下来,咋办?" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "招个生能出啥事儿?老邢,邢捕头。都乡里乡亲的,你干啥呀?" }, { "from": "邢捕头", "value": "你不收是吧?不收我收!" } ] }, { "id": "episode_48_chunk_18", "conversations": [ { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "掌柜的,掌柜的。他们出事儿了。" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "我知道了,老邢是我找过去的。" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "啊?不会吧。你想干什么呀?" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "放心吧,妹妹,出不了事儿的。就凭展堂那个胆子,敢跟着老邢对着干吗?" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "狗急了还跳墙呢。我是说大嘴。" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "大嘴的胆子够大,可是他不会武功,哼,跟我斗?" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "我怎么越听越糊涂呀?那你到底是希望他们赚钱呢?还是赔钱啊?" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "从感情上我希望他们赚钱,但是从理智上,我希望他们赔的血本无归。" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "为什么呀?" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "不摔跤怎么学会走路?不吃亏,哪知道人生的辛苦?" } ] }, { "id": "episode_48_chunk_19", "conversations": [ { "from": "邢捕头", "value": "你闪开。" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "都乡里乡亲的,你干啥呀?" }, { "from": "邢捕头", "value": "我不客气了,不闪开。" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "我就不闪怎么的?" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "老邢。" }, { "from": "邢捕头", "value": "闪开!" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "快出手啊,还愣着干啥?" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "他是朝廷的人,你不想活了?" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "今天是咱们第一天招生,群众都看着呢。" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "葵花点穴手。" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "呵,各位父老,各位乡亲,这就是传说中的……一阳指。" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "啥玩意,一阳指?" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "对,凡中此指者,必会浑身经脉四分五裂,五内俱焚,接着说呀。" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "哦哦,六亲不认,七窍流血" }, { "from": "乡亲", "value": "哎呀,跑呀,出人命了。" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "别别别。" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "没说完呢,给同福一个机会,也给自己一个机会,关中大侠的武馆。" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "都说开门见喜呀,可我这儿呢?看来我真不是做生意的材料。葵花解穴手。" }, { "from": "邢捕头", "value": "好小子,啊。" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "你把我带回去吧。是打是关,由你做主。" }, { "from": "邢捕头", "value": "你真的会一阳指啊?" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "你想学呀?一两银子,包教包会。" }, { "from": "邢捕头", "value": "能不能便宜点?我一个月就三钱,还得养家糊口呢。" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "拿你多带点人呐,满十个我免费教你。" }, { "from": "邢捕头", "value": "我上哪儿找这么多人去?" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "六扇门那么多兄弟嘛,那都是人啊。" }, { "from": "邢捕头", "value": "那可不行,都学会了,我咋混呀?" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "我再教你点别的。" }, { "from": "邢捕头", "value": "你还会别的呀?" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "会会会会,九阴真经,九阳神功,乾坤大挪移,吸星大法……" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "行了,行了,我要会那么多,早给写书里去了。" }, { "from": "邢捕头", "value": "我是说你那个一阳指到底怎么回事儿?" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "那不是一阳指,那是葵花点穴手。" }, { "from": "邢捕头", "value": "哦,这种野狐禅,不学也罢。你给我准备两坛子好酒。" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "你喝酒干啥呀?" }, { "from": "邢捕头", "value": "废话,你当众把我点成那个样子了,到现在腰还酸呢。" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "你腰酸你就揉呗,你喝啥酒啊?" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "是啊。" }, { "from": "邢捕头", "value": "不喝,不喝酒了啊。你们接着摆摊,你摆一次摊,我抓你一次。你摆一次摊,我抓你一次。" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "有酒,有酒。" } ] }, { "id": "episode_48_chunk_20", "conversations": [ { "from": "白展堂", "value": "没坛酒你要我二两银子?" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "对呀?" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "我说的是这个小坛,不是那大坛。" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "大的十两。" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "你怎么不去抢呢你?" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "不想喝就算了,我还留着请客。小郭,收起来。" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "好嘞。" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "湘玉,你能不能帮帮我?" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "我也很想帮你,但是感情归感情,生意归生意。" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "湘玉,从开张到现在,一分钱没挣着,还搭了不少银子。" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "这是应该的,没有投资,哪儿有回报呢?" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "有没有人能管管她?老爷们儿的事儿,老跟着掺乎什么呀?" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "芙妹。 我觉得你说的有道理。" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "有道理是吧?行。不就二两银子一坛吗?我来两坛。" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "喂,喂,喂。" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "你不说有道理么?我一切都听你的。" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "我招谁惹谁了?" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "哎,四两银子嘛,转眼就挣回来了。" } ] }, { "id": "episode_48_chunk_21", "conversations": [ { "from": "白展堂", "value": "来,先干为敬。" }, { "from": "邢捕头", "value": "行行行,别喝了,别喝了。" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "没事儿,这就度数低,不上头。" }, { "from": "邢捕头", "value": "你给我留点儿,给我留点儿。说是你请我,两坛子酒,你自己喝了一大半了。" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "那咋办啊?招不上徒弟,心里苦啊。" }, { "from": "邢捕头", "value": "不是我说你,小白。平时看你挺聪明一个人,怎么一到节骨眼上就犯糊涂?" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "我犯啥糊涂了?" }, { "from": "邢捕头", "value": "你想啊。普通老百姓,日子过得好好的,人家学武功干啥?" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "妈呀,这味儿。那我倒想教捕快,你又不帮忙,是不是?那你说咋办?一个徒弟也没有,银子花了不老少,再这么下去,秀才非掐死我不可。" }, { "from": "邢捕头", "value": "那我给你个提示。咱们镇上,谁最需要学武功?" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "这我哪知道啊?" }, { "from": "邢捕头", "value": "过来。" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "哎呀,妈呀。" }, { "from": "邢捕头", "value": "谁最受欺负?" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "谁呀?" }, { "from": "邢捕头", "value": "你自己想想吧。谢谢了啊。" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "哎,门儿那儿呢。" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "妈呀,拿空酒坛子还乐呢? 谁呢?" } ] }, { "id": "episode_48_chunk_22", "conversations": [ { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "来来来,钱老板。" }, { "from": "老钱", "value": "干什么,我娘子只给了我半个时辰,你们有什么话,快点儿说,啊。" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "啧啧啧,一个大老爷们儿,被欺负成这样,一个字儿。" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "惨。" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "两个字。" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "好惨。" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "三个字。" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "惨惨惨。" }, { "from": "老钱", "value": "到底什么意思,快直接说呀。" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "我教你武功,练成了以后你娘子对你一个字。" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "怕。" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "两个字。" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "好怕。" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "三个字。" }, { "from": "老钱", "value": "别逗啦,我娘子练的是十三太保横练金钟罩。" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "嘿,我教你的武功专治金钟罩,大嘴。" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "两个月之前,我跟你一样,两个月之后……" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "你娘子跟他一样。" }, { "from": "老钱", "value": "嘿,这得多少钱啊?" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "你们家不是已经有俩厨子了吗?" }, { "from": "老钱", "value": "我说这功夫。" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "三百两,现交现学,包教包会。" }, { "from": "老钱", "value": "三百两,呵呵,太便宜了我告诉你们啊,只要能把我从我娘子的魔爪中拯救出来,别说三白两,就是三千两。" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "哈哈哈。" }, { "from": "老钱", "value": "我也拿不出来。" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "那你先教一百两,学成之后再交二百两。" }, { "from": "老钱", "value": "我哪儿有钱呐,钱都在她那儿,要不然我学武功干嘛?" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "那,那你在这儿糊弄事儿干嘛呢?" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "就是啊。" }, { "from": "老钱", "value": "我把这个“咔咔咔”一学会,回去之后我一点她穴,小钥匙一拿,银柜一开,不就有钱了吗?" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "好,就这么定了,什么时候学?" }, { "from": "老钱", "value": "现在。" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "走。" } ] }, { "id": "episode_48_chunk_23", "conversations": [ { "from": "白展堂", "value": "为了增强你的体质,加快你这怎么了钱老板?" }, { "from": "老钱", "value": "没事儿,没事儿,说。" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "为了增强你的体质,加快你的反应,我特意为你量为定做了一套功法,下面你跟我学一下。" }, { "from": "老钱", "value": "开始。" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "康桑阿米达Music,one,two,three,four,here we go,转身,拍拍手,哦, 耶," }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "哎,妈呀,没事儿吧,怎么了?" }, { "from": "钱掌柜", "value": "晕。" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "这还没跳呢,在就晕了呢?" }, { "from": "老钱", "value": "早上没吃早点,我娘子不给我吃,我偷了两鸡蛋没黄儿。" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "你早说,我给你做去。" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "做去,做去。" }, { "from": "老钱", "value": "哎哎,我不吃他做的。" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "啊?" }, { "from": "老钱", "value": "我要吃鸡,整只的。" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "给你买去。" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "赶紧买赶紧买。" }, { "from": "老钱", "value": "Here we go" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "Here we go,ye,对了,就这样,转个身拍拍手,let’s go,哎,好的最好踢得高一点儿,90度好不好。哎,转个身拍拍手,好的,右右右,左左左,go ,go ,go" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "真够了,真够了,真够了。" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "怎么的?" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "这才几天呐,鸡都吃了七八只了,怎么办呐以后。" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "哎呀,吃就吃吧,学武功最消耗体力啦。" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "敢情不是花你的钱啊。" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "你这话我不爱听啊,什么花钱花钱的,花钱是为了啥呀?那不为了挣更多的钱吗?" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "对啊。" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "三百两银子不想要了,不想要啦?" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "想要啊,但是你看他。" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "你看你那样儿,嘿,老钱呐,别吃了啊,一下午吃两只鸡了。" }, { "from": "老钱", "value": "消耗太大,得补充补充。" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "行了行了,补点儿得了啊。" }, { "from": "老钱", "value": "哎哎。" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "来,正式开始学习。过来,过来,跟我学啊,指如疾风,势如闪电。" }, { "from": "老钱", "value": "指如疾风,势如闪电。" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "腕力和速度,腕力啊,看啊,指如疾风,势如闪电。" }, { "from": "老钱", "value": "指如疾风,势如闪电。" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "快点儿,快点儿,速度快点儿,指如疾风,势如闪电" }, { "from": "老钱", "value": "指如疾风,势如闪电。指如疾风,势如闪电,指……怎么样赶紧做啊,不给钱了啊。指如疾风,娘子,我回家点穴去,指如疾风,势如闪电。" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "哎?" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "不是谁谁说他出师了啊?" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "你不让他给点着了吗,怎么还没出师啊?" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "半分钟都不到呢,就叫出师啦?还愣着干啥,赶紧追去呀,去去去。" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "钱老板!" } ] }, { "id": "episode_48_chunk_24", "conversations": [ { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "大嘴。怎么样?" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "怎么样?" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "老钱偷袭他娘子,点住之后,一顿臭骂。" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "然后呢?" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "他娘子就把他一顿毒打,还关了禁闭。我估计这辈子是出不来了。" }, { "from": "食客", "value": "倒酒。" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "哎哎,我忙去了啊。" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "完了,完了,这下全完了。" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "不至于,大不了换个徒弟啊。" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "你知道咱们这两天花了多少银子吗?" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "花了多少?" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "二十五两六钱。" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "不可能。" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "怎么不可能,你想想。场租费,品牌使用费,这费那费保护费……" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "什么?哪儿来保护费?" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "邢捕头那两坛酒不得花钱呢?你知道我还剩多少钱吗?" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "五十文?" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "这已经是我全部的积蓄了。你知道这意味着什么吗?" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "意味着咱俩完了。" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "芙妹。 我知道了。祝你幸福。" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "你知道什么呀?有钱没钱,跟幸不幸福有关系吗?" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "没钱,那雕花木床怎么办呢?" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "那就睡炕嘛。我又不是没睡过。" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "那红木马桶和落地铜镜呢?" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "那些东西呀,有就有,没有无所谓,我要的,是你。只要咱俩能在一起,再苦的日子,也能变得很甜。幸福与否,跟钱多钱少是没有任何关系的。你明白吗?" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "芙妹。" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "赚钱的事儿呢,到此为止,以后啊,再也不许和老白瞎混!走。" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "哎,又不是我逼他投资的,凭什么都怨我呀?" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "谁让你瞎出主意,瞎指挥的?" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "我这也是为了你好啊。" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "作为男朋友,你已经尽职了。但作为朋友,你最好把秀才亏的钱给他补上。" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "二十几两银子。" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "零头我给你还了,还剩下二十五两你自己想办法啊。" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "想啥办法呀?都这时候了。" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "老办法,送快递嘛。每次二十文,每天五趟,十个月就能还上了。" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "十个月!我说你这人咋那么无情,无耻,无理取闹呢?" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "那你就不无情无耻无理取闹?" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "我哪儿无情无耻无理取闹了?" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "你到处都无情都无耻都无理取闹。" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "你才到处无情,到处无耻,到处无理取闹呢。" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "不要以为你说我到处都无情,都无耻,都无理取闹,我就是到处都无情,都无耻,都无理取闹。" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "正因为你到处无情,到处无耻,到处无理取闹,所以你才到处无情,到处无耻,到处无理取闹。" } ] }, { "id": "episode_49_chunk_0", "conversations": [ { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "她是个好人,心肠特好,脾气也好,什么都好,作为她最好的姐妹,我感到很荣幸。" }, { "from": "字幕", "value": "她是个值得信赖的人吗?" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "她答应的事,从来没掉过链子,作为一个经常掉链子的男性,我感到很惭愧。" }, { "from": "字幕", "value": "她是个合格的领导者吗?" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "那当然,什么人适合干什么工作,她最清楚,作为一个曾经迷惘的厨艺工作者,我感到很安心!" }, { "from": "字幕", "value": "她是个知书达理的人吗?" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "她喜欢看书,求知欲旺盛,而且悟性颇高,作为一个屡次落榜的读书人,我感到很佩服!" }, { "from": "字幕", "value": "她是个占有欲很强的人吗?" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "当然……不是!小贝的任何东西,都愿意与大家分享,作为世上最疼爱她的人,我感到很欣慰!" }, { "from": "字幕", "value": "你觉得以上的评价客观吗?" }, { "from": "莫小贝", "value": "呃……你觉得呢?" }, { "from": "字幕", "value": "我觉得……似乎……大概……也许……不靠谱!" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "这话我不太同意,小贝心肠不好吗?脾气不好吗?" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "她答应的事,啥时候掉过链子?" }, { "from": "莫小贝", "value": "掌门我不当了,放开我,我得赶紧走。" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "她当掌门不是当得挺好吗?" }, { "from": "莫小贝", "value": "目前,对于衡山派来说,最重要的……就是赶紧给我弄根糖葫芦来。" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "可她确实很有求知欲啊?" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "侯哥……" }, { "from": "莫小贝", "value": "我也要听,我也要听!" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "听什么呀?" }, { "from": "莫小贝", "value": "西游记,你刚说到哪儿啦?" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "就算以上都对,你从哪儿看出她有占有欲?" }, { "from": "莫小贝", "value": "她生是衡山派的人,死是衡山派的死人,埋坟堆里,都是衡山派的尸首。" }, { "from": "莫小贝", "value": "够啦,世界上哪有完美的人?我就是我……衡山掌门兼五岳盟主,耶!" } ] }, { "id": "episode_49_chunk_1", "conversations": [ { "from": "白展堂", "value": "人家要是来采访小贝,肯定就是这一出!" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "切……江湖月报,又不是啥正经媒体。" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "这可是江湖上发行量最大的报纸!" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "量大,不代表名声好,净整些低俗的小道消息,谁稀得看啊?" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "本报讯,由于家庭住址遭到曝光,太合大侠冯晓强于上月初五在家门口惨遭围殴,至今昏迷不醒,据知情人士分析……" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "分析……分析出啥来了?" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "你不是不稀得看吗?" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "咳,那个冯晓强,不是上期刚做过专访吗?" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "这就是江湖月报的厉害了,访问过谁,谁就倒霉,连着好几期了,登一个,倒一个。" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "这是为啥嘛?" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "枪打出头鸟呗,江湖上混的,谁不想出名?踩着大侠的肩膀,一使劲就上去了。" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "要老这样,谁还敢接受专访啊?" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "嘿嘿,人跟人不一样,你觉得重要,人家根本无所谓。" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "那你觉得啥是最重要的?" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "我觉得……好好活着比较重要" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "算你走得快!" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "又咋了?他又招你啦?" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "这都多少天了?秀才那二十五两银子,他就没下文了是吧?" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "哎呀,做生意哪有不赔钱的?" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "当初说好的,赚了钱对劈,赔了钱,总不能让秀才自己扛着吧?" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "呵呵,这些银子你拿去。" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "这……这怎么好意思?" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "二十五两,大部分是场租、酒钱,和品牌使用费,都是黑他的银子,我本来就没想收。" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "掌柜的……" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "去吧去吧,给秀才一个惊喜,让他知道,谁才是最疼他的人!" } ] }, { "id": "episode_49_chunk_2", "conversations": [ { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "别难受啦,想点开心的事。" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "我挺开心的呀,不就是二十五两银子嘛,我又不是赚不回来。" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "可不是,每个月二钱,不吃不喝,十年就攒出来了。" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "十年……人的一生,有几个十年啊?" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "又来了,叫你想点开心的事!" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "惟一能让我开心的,就是把银子还我!" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "那就一声霹雳,二十五两银子伴着大雨,从天而降……" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "那会砸死很多人的从天而降,然后呢?" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "你打算怎么花?" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "嗯……花光了不用还吧?" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "就是白给你的,怎么花都行!" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "那就……把白马书院从头到尾整修一下。" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "修它干吗?" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "书院的屋顶漏了,一下雨就渗水。" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "渗就渗呗,跟你有啥关系啊?" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "再苦不能苦孩子,再穷不能穷教育啊!" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "好好好……修完书院呢?" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "就没剩下什么钱了吧?" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "那就从天而降二百两银子,怎么花?" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "那就……把西凉河的河堤从里到外整修一下!" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "你能不能想点跟你有关系的事啊?" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "怎么没关系?河堤要是塌了,我们就要被水淹啊。" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "那好,修完河堤呐?" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "就没剩下什么钱了吧?" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "那就从天而降二千……万两银子,怎么花?" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "二千万……上缴国库,救济华东水灾。" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "国库有的是银子,用不着你。" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "那也得交,否则就是巨额财产来历不明罪!" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "你能不能想想自己,想想你周围的人?" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "喔……那就给大嘴买双新鞋好了,他那双破鞋,底都磨透明了。" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "买完鞋呢?" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "就存起来好了,每个月利息也够吃了。" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "那你……就想不到别的啦?" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "啊……不好意思,还得给掌柜的买盒胭脂,给老白买身衣裳,给小贝买套文房四宝,齐活啦!" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "你再仔细想想!" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "啊……不好意思,还有小六和老邢,一人一把宝刀,还有小米,给他买双银筷子,省得他老使手抓菜,这回真的齐活啦!" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "你再仔细想想?" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "想想……实在想不出来了!" } ] }, { "id": "episode_49_chunk_3", "conversations": [ { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "芙妹,芙妹……" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "谁是你妹?我是你姑奶奶!" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "那可差辈了啊怎么了这是?" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "芙妹……" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "妹你个头,走开啦……过来!" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "到底是走开还是过来啊?" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "你说呢?把手伸出来,这些银子,是掌柜还给你的!" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "啊……我的银子!" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "甭数了,总共二十五两银子,修你的河堤去吧" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "修河堤?" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "咳……天气不错,大家慢聊啊" }, { "from": "莫小贝", "value": "嫂子,我今天想跟你睡。" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "为什么呀?" }, { "from": "莫小贝", "value": "他俩这状态,起码得折腾一晚上,明儿一早我还得上学呐!" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "好吧,你睡归睡,不许说梦话" }, { "from": "慕容嫣", "value": "想不到堂堂盗圣,也会看这种八卦小报啊?" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "你……你不就是那个……那个……" }, { "from": "慕容嫣", "value": "慕容嫣……瞧你这破记性吧!" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "呵呵,你考上六扇门啦?" }, { "from": "慕容嫣", "value": "没考上,考完了才告诉我,他们不收女捕头,白收我二两银子的报名费。" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "考不上更好,每天东跑西颠的,风里来雨里去,还不够累的呢。" }, { "from": "慕容嫣", "value": "我现在也是东跑西颠啊……这是我的名帖!" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "江湖月报……特邀撰稿人?" }, { "from": "慕容嫣", "value": "这是我第一份工作喔!" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "喔……你不会是来做专访的吧?" }, { "from": "慕容嫣", "value": "正是,这次是特别企划,而且是整版彩印喔!" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "对不起,我没档期!" }, { "from": "慕容嫣", "value": "我没说找你啊,我找的是衡山派莫掌门!" } ] }, { "id": "episode_49_chunk_4", "conversations": [ { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "开什么玩笑?" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "嘘……人家是特意为小贝来的!" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "那就让她特意为小贝走吧!" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "这是人家的第一份工作!" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "这也是我第一个逐客令!" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "人家以前放过我一马!" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "我都放过你多少马了?" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "欠人那么大人情,不得还呐?" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "要还你自己还,想叫小贝把命搭上,门儿都没有!" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "人家说,可以隐瞒住址。" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "切,小报的话你也信?冯晓强的家庭住址还不是登上去了?" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "那老冯不也在公开场合骂过了吗?" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "马后炮……甭管咋说,我就是不同意!" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "好吧,我回去跟她说说,你先睡吧" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "什么破报纸,还好意思开口?" }, { "from": "莫小贝", "value": "那可是江湖上发行量最大的报纸!" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "你咋醒了?啥时候醒的?" }, { "from": "莫小贝", "value": "我想接受那个采访!" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "不要胡说,小命不想要啦?" }, { "from": "莫小贝", "value": "有白大哥和小郭姐姐保护我呢,出不了事儿!" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "他俩能把自己保住就不错了!" }, { "from": "莫小贝", "value": "嫂子……你就让我上吧!" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "你这孩子,上报纸有啥好处嘛?" }, { "from": "莫小贝", "value": "前些天,我跟同学们说我当上了五岳盟主,他们都不信,我要上了报纸……" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "他们更不信,那种小报,说话哪有谱?" }, { "from": "莫小贝", "value": "嫂子……" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "不要吵了,听话乖,嫂子回头给你买冰糖葫芦。" }, { "from": "莫小贝", "value": "我要上报纸,我要上报纸,我要上报纸!" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "二串!" }, { "from": "莫小贝", "value": "我要上报纸!" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "五串!" }, { "from": "莫小贝", "value": "我要上报纸!" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "五串糖葫芦,加两包蜜枣!" }, { "from": "莫小贝", "value": "这可是你说的,不许耍赖啊!" } ] }, { "id": "episode_49_chunk_5", "conversations": [ { "from": "白展堂", "value": "实在对不住,莫掌门特别低调,轻易不接受采访。" }, { "from": "慕容嫣", "value": "她是不是嫌我们是小报啊?" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "没有,绝对没有,江湖月报,我们每期都看,落下一期,茶不思饭不想的!" }, { "from": "慕容嫣", "value": "白大哥……要不你再想想办法?" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "实在不行,我自己上吧!" }, { "from": "慕容嫣", "value": "咳……等我们出了黑道专版,第一个就找你。" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "你啥意思啊?我啥时候成黑道的了?" }, { "from": "慕容嫣", "value": "盗圣……" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "盗圣咋的啦?又不是我自己封的,再说,还不许我改邪归正啦?" }, { "from": "慕容嫣", "value": "不是,我没别的意思,这次的任务,就是采访五岳盟主,我有什么办法?" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "那就算了,反正我也想过办法了,你自己看着办吧!" }, { "from": "慕容嫣", "value": "这位就是莫掌门吗?" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "就是她!" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "不是!" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "呃……对不起,莫掌门还得上学,没时间接受采访。" }, { "from": "慕容嫣", "value": "就一会儿,一会会儿……" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "借过,借过不要逼我们耍大牌啊!" }, { "from": "慕容嫣", "value": "我还就不怕你不耍呐" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "嗯?你写什么呐?" }, { "from": "慕容嫣", "value": "我与五岳盟主的初次会晤,竟然遭到了难以想像的粗暴对待……" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "谁粗暴对待你啦?" }, { "from": "慕容嫣", "value": "在紧张的对峙之后,爆发了肢体和语言上的冲突,场面一度失控……" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "你你……你不要胡写,否则对你不客气!" }, { "from": "慕容嫣", "value": "一名膀大腰圆身形健硕的神秘女子,对笔者进行了惨绝人寰的人身攻击!" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "膀大腰圆?身形健硕……我跟你拼了!" }, { "from": "慕容嫣", "value": "在一阵暴风骤雨般的拳打脚踢之后,笔者已是遍体鳞伤,奄奄一息……" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "我……我错了,求求你,高抬贵笔,放过我们吧!" }, { "from": "莫小贝", "value": "嫂子?" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "你不管,这里有我呢……展堂,赶紧送她出去!" }, { "from": "慕容嫣", "value": "莫掌门……" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "有事跟我说,我是莫掌门的特邀发言人,啊这个,刚才的误会,请你不要介意。" }, { "from": "慕容嫣", "value": "哈哈,你终于肯松口了?" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "咳……有啥问题,尽管问我好了!" } ] }, { "id": "episode_49_chunk_6", "conversations": [ { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "你随便问,只要不是隐私问题,我都会告诉你!" }, { "from": "慕容嫣", "value": "只是随便聊聊而已,你不要太紧张。" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "我哪有紧张?你从哪儿看出来我紧张了?" }, { "from": "慕容嫣", "value": "您那条手绢都快被揪碎了……" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "有吗?哪里碎了?这不是好好的吗?" }, { "from": "慕容嫣", "value": "咳……你跟莫掌门感情好吗?" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "我跟她亲如母女!" }, { "from": "慕容嫣", "value": "亲如母女……也就是说,她不是你亲生的?" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "这不废话嘛,我是她嫂子,我要是生了她,那我不就成她娘了?" }, { "from": "慕容嫣", "value": "既是她嫂子,也是她的亲娘……" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "喂……你把话听全了行不行?" }, { "from": "慕容嫣", "value": "我听全了呀?长嫂如母嘛!" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "咳……到时候你可不许乱写啊!" }, { "from": "慕容嫣", "value": "我哪有乱写?" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "前两期有个张大侠,明明是人家骚扰他,结果被你们写成他骚扰人家!" }, { "from": "慕容嫣", "value": "后来他不又告回去了吗?索赔一百万!" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "又没要着钱,告了也是白告!" }, { "from": "慕容嫣", "value": "你放心,我关注的,是受访者的内心世界,那些个八卦新闻,小道消息,我没兴趣!" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "喔,这样会不会影响销量啊?" }, { "from": "慕容嫣", "value": "也许会吧?但我是自律的新闻工作者,我的理念是,通过真诚的文字,还大侠一个本来面目!" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "说的好,热烈鼓掌!" }, { "from": "慕容嫣", "value": "谢谢……作为莫掌门的嫂子,你会感到寂寞吗?" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "有时候会,只要是女人……" }, { "from": "慕容嫣", "value": "作为一个孤独的单身女人,她时常会感到寂寞,内心的激情,像火一样地燃烧着。" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "激情燃烧……我又不是石光荣!" }, { "from": "慕容嫣", "value": "你有没有起过嫁人的念头?" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "基本……没有!" }, { "from": "慕容嫣", "value": "我希望你能诚实、勇敢地面对自己的心灵。" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "呃……那就算有过吧!" }, { "from": "慕容嫣", "value": "她的内心,千百次地呻吟着、呼唤着,郎君呀,你是不是饿得慌?" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "我啥时候呻吟过?又不是杜十娘!" }, { "from": "慕容嫣", "value": "你放心,定稿之前我会给你看,你不同意,我绝不往出登。" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "喔……那你接着问吧!" }, { "from": "慕容嫣", "value": "俗话说,寡妇门前是非多,您作为一名资深的寡妇,如何承受周围那异样的眼光呢?" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "我没觉得异样啊?大家都对我挺好的。" }, { "from": "慕容嫣", "value": "过于繁重的生活压力,已经使她失去了起码的判断力,一朵盛开的玫瑰,就此凋零!" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "你咋不说插到牛粪上呢?" }, { "from": "慕容嫣", "value": "谢谢你的提醒……牛粪指的是谁?" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "谁都不指,你不要再问这种隐私问题了!" }, { "from": "慕容嫣", "value": "好吧,在抚养莫掌门的过程中,你碰到过最艰难的情况是什么?" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "最艰难的……我说话她时听时不听。" }, { "from": "慕容嫣", "value": "时听时不听,作为五岳剑派的领袖,莫掌门经常处于精神失控的状态。" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "你才精神失控,这个访问,到此为止!" }, { "from": "慕容嫣", "value": "还没问完呐……" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "出去出去这都什么乱七八糟的?" } ] }, { "id": "episode_49_chunk_7", "conversations": [ { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "咳……还没干完呐?" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "嫌我干活慢,那你来?" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "我不是那意思……" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "走开……我说走开啦!" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "我到底说错什么了?你不说出来,我怎么改呀?" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "用不着改,就这样挺好!" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "芙妹……" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "你不走我走,不许跟着我,否则翻脸啊" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "唉……子曰的没错,唯女子与小人难养也!" }, { "from": "慕容嫣", "value": "子还曰过,女为君子儒!无为小人儒!" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "呵呵,姑娘也是读书人啊?" }, { "from": "慕容嫣", "value": "我不读书,但我写字……这是我的名帖!" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "喔……你是来采访小贝的吧?" }, { "from": "慕容嫣", "value": "对呀,你跟她很熟吗?" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "她的功课,好多都是我帮她写的,你说熟不熟?" }, { "from": "慕容嫣", "value": "莫掌门的功课,百分百由他人完成!" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "我说的好多,其实也就两三次!" }, { "from": "慕容嫣", "value": "喔,你为啥要帮她做功课?" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "交不出功课,是要挨手心的!" }, { "from": "慕容嫣", "value": "敢有不从,动辙以武力相逼……" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "胡写什么呐?谁以武力相逼啦?" }, { "from": "慕容嫣", "value": "挨手心,这不是你说的吗?" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "我是说她挨手心,先生对她很严的!" }, { "from": "慕容嫣", "value": "顽劣不堪的莫掌门,被宽厚的先生竖成了反面典型……" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "什么时候成反面典型了?" }, { "from": "慕容嫣", "value": "如果不是反面典型,为什么光对她一个人严呢?" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "你……你爱怎么写怎么写吧!" }, { "from": "慕容嫣", "value": "等等,我还没问完呐!" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "你还是换个人问吧,我啥都不知道,刚才那些话,别说是我说的。" } ] }, { "id": "episode_49_chunk_8", "conversations": [ { "from": "白展堂", "value": "哟,才一上午,就写这么多啦?" }, { "from": "慕容嫣", "value": "早着呢,现在只是积累素材,正稿还没开始写呢。" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "有啥不知道的,你可以来问我啊,小贝那点事,我门儿清!" }, { "from": "慕容嫣", "value": "正想问你呢,莫掌门平时有什么爱好?" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "读读书,看看报,扶老奶奶过马路,帮老爷爷捶捶腰。" }, { "from": "慕容嫣", "value": "请你诚实一些好吗?读者需要的是血淋淋的真相!" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "哪儿有血淋淋的真相啊?" }, { "from": "慕容嫣", "value": "你不想说,我不会逼你的,下一个问题,莫掌门对你的过去,有什么看法?" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "这你得问她去!" }, { "from": "慕容嫣", "value": "我就怕她说不清楚。" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "不可能,她那小嘴皮子,叭哒叭哒,跟小大人似的!" }, { "from": "慕容嫣", "value": "常年累月地与狼共舞,使莫掌门变成一个早熟的少女!" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "说什么呐?谁谁谁是狼啊?" }, { "from": "慕容嫣", "value": "又不是正稿,着啥急呀?莫掌门平时很爱说话吗?" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "那得分人,她有点儿怕生,熟了她才说呢。" }, { "from": "慕容嫣", "value": "由于过早失去双亲,使她得不到应有的亲情和关怀,这个早熟的少女,变得过分敏感和脆弱,甚至有些自闭!" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "你才自闭呐,敏感,脆弱,你咋不说暴虐成性呢?" }, { "from": "慕容嫣", "value": "这就是血淋淋的真相啊据知情人透露,莫掌门自幼暴虐成性……" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "差不多得了啊,没完了还?" }, { "from": "慕容嫣", "value": "别生气,最后一个问题,莫掌门的武功,是跟谁学的?" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "她没啥武功,就是东一榔头西一棒子。" }, { "from": "慕容嫣", "value": "由于天资聪颖,悟性过人,使她在短时间内悟到了武学的真谛!" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "这还差不多,虽然有点没谱儿。" }, { "from": "慕容嫣", "value": "但是,谁又能断言,这种天赋,不会使莫掌门成为一个贻害江湖的祸患呢?" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "江湖最大的祸患,就是你!" }, { "from": "慕容嫣", "value": "在笔者揭开莫掌门那神秘面纱的刹那,恶毒的诅咒如期而至,如影随行,给这次访问带来了不可预知的危险……" }, { "from": "慕容嫣", "value": "悲剧的序幕,才刚刚拉开,隐藏在莫掌门身后的罪恶真相,让我们拭目以待!" } ] }, { "id": "episode_49_chunk_9", "conversations": [ { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "麻烦抬一下脚,还有那只……谢谢!" }, { "from": "慕容嫣", "value": "你在这儿干了多久了?" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "前后加起来……七八个月吧?" }, { "from": "慕容嫣", "value": "在这段日子里,莫掌门有没有做过让你特别感动的事?" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "感动……有!我每次不开心,她就陪我聊天,聊到睡着了为止。" }, { "from": "慕容嫣", "value": "由于教育失当,使莫掌门缺乏起码的礼貌,屡次在谈话过程中昏然睡去……" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "鼾声如雷,有时候还说梦话呐!" }, { "from": "慕容嫣", "value": "梦话一般是什么内容?" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "就是吃吃喝喝,再不就是打打闹闹。" }, { "from": "慕容嫣", "value": "暴力的种子,在她幼小的心灵深深地扎了根,一朵本应出淤泥而不染的莲花,变成了狗尾巴草……" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "你才是狗尾巴草呐!" }, { "from": "莫小贝", "value": "不许骂人,一点教养都没有!" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "我……我吃饱了撑的,懒得搭理你" }, { "from": "慕容嫣", "value": "莫掌门放学啦?" }, { "from": "莫小贝", "value": "对不起,我不能接受采访,有啥问题,你直接问我嫂子。" }, { "from": "慕容嫣", "value": "她那边我已经问完啦,这是稿子。" }, { "from": "莫小贝", "value": "她时常会感到寂寞,内心的激情,像火一样地燃烧……她真是这么说的?" }, { "from": "慕容嫣", "value": "呵呵,我是个自律的新闻工作者,请相信我的操守!" }, { "from": "莫小贝", "value": "她的内心,千百次地呻吟着、呼唤着……" }, { "from": "慕容嫣", "value": "下一段,这段不适合你看!" }, { "from": "莫小贝", "value": "作为五岳剑派的领袖,莫掌门经常处于精神失控的状态……佟湘玉!" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "来了来了,你咋这么早就回来了?" }, { "from": "莫小贝", "value": "这些都是你跟她说的?" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "不要听她胡说,这个人听风就是雨!" }, { "from": "莫小贝", "value": "那也就是说,确实有风喽?" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "哎呀,跟你说不清楚,走走走……" }, { "from": "莫小贝", "value": "我不走,先说清楚,你呼唤什么?呻吟的又是什么?" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "这一段,你也给她看了?" }, { "from": "慕容嫣", "value": "呵呵,我是个自律的新闻工作者……还我稿子!" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "还你,还你,全都还你!" }, { "from": "慕容嫣", "value": "我的稿子……既然如此,就别怪我无情了!" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "你想干什么?" }, { "from": "慕容嫣", "value": "回京城,召开新闻发布会,把我在这里受到的非人待遇,公诸于众!" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "喂……你不要胡说,这都是你自找的!" }, { "from": "慕容嫣", "value": "好啊,那咱就媒体上见吧" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "哎哎哎,都是武林中人,有话好商量嘛!" }, { "from": "慕容嫣", "value": "稿子都没了,还有啥好商量的?" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "稿子没了……还可以再写,我这就给你安排一下,重新采访,你等着,等着啊……" } ] }, { "id": "episode_49_chunk_10", "conversations": [ { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "说话,有啥想法,先说出来,再慢慢讨论嘛!" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "甭讨论了,直接暴捶一顿,打服了为止!" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "那她假装服了,回去乱写怎么办?" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "又不写咱们反正我就是这意见,别的想法没有。" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "实在不行,就请她暴搓一顿,吃人嘴短嘛。" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "一场居心叵测的鸿门夜宴,在莫掌门的授意下悄然展开,等待着我的,是生?是死?让我们拭目以待……" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "说什么呐?什么就是生是死啊?" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "那姑娘就这样,爬回香山,就敢说她登过珠穆朗玛。" }, { "from": "莫小贝", "value": "弄不好再编一投毒事件,把客栈也给你封了!" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "不太可能吧……展堂?" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "别问我,人家是媒体的人,掌握着话语权!" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "啥叫话语权啊?" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "话语权……就是说话的权利!" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "说话的权利,咱没有吗?" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "确切地说,应该是在公众领域发表意见的权利!" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "就你能,就你有学问,就你懂的多!" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "咳……我就是补充一下,又没别的意思。" } ] }, { "id": "episode_50_chunk_0", "conversations": [ { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "那你说话,我要随便补充,你乐意啊?" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "哎呀,不要吵了,先把这事解决了,我给大家涨工钱!" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "这事儿就包我身上了!" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "你上哪儿去?" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "把她手砸折了,我看她怎么写。" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "写不了,人家不能口述啊?" }, { "from": "莫小贝", "value": "那就把舌头给她割了……" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "再把嘴给她缝上,看着它长起来,再拆线。" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "岂有此理,你堵得住她的嘴,堵得住她的心吗?每个人都有发表意见的权利,你可以不同意她的观点,但你无权剥夺她说话的权利!" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "这话说的,不知道的还以为你看上她了呢?" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "嗯?" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "白展堂,你不要血口喷人,我只是捍卫她说话的权利,没别的意思。" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "呵呵……你要真这么能,就把这事对付过去!" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "我……我又不是五岳盟主!" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "可您是关中大侠呀,你说呢掌柜的?" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "嗯?对对对……五岳盟主算啥,我要高兴,也可以自封一个四海帮主……" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "那可是黑社会,可不许胡说!" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "咳……反正小贝差得远,关中大侠,才是正宗货!" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "而且经过朝廷认证喔!" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "你们……什么意思?" } ] }, { "id": "episode_50_chunk_1", "conversations": [ { "from": "慕容嫣", "value": "采访关中大侠?" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "人家是经过朝廷认证的喔,这是牌子……" }, { "from": "慕容嫣", "value": "可我这次就是专门采访莫掌门的!" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "莫掌门没故事,一小丫头片子,再怎么写,也就那么回事。" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "关中大侠,一代风流才子,满大街都是他的风流韵事。" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "咳……他虽然风流,但不太下流!" }, { "from": "慕容嫣", "value": "这都无所谓,没有也可以加,关键是,他身上有没有故事!" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "故事就多了去啦,他三岁识千字,五岁背唐诗,七岁熟读四书五经,八岁精通诗词歌赋……" }, { "from": "慕容嫣", "value": "不是不是,我是说,他有没有抓人的故事!" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "当然有,姬无命知道吧?盗神,就是被他弄死的,盗神他弟弟,就是被他活捉的!" }, { "from": "慕容嫣", "value": "喔?他武功这么高呐?" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "他没练过武功……" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "但他有一种大无畏的精神!" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "简而言之……" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "就是特异功能,可以摘叶飞花、吸风饮露,千里之外、取人首级……" }, { "from": "慕容嫣", "value": "还可以腾云驾雾、漂洋过海?" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "你怎么知道?" }, { "from": "慕容嫣", "value": "你说的那是吕洞宾!" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "呵呵,呵呵……" }, { "from": "慕容嫣", "value": "写他也不是不行,但他这种情况,我得换个写法。" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "换啥写法您随便写啊,都听您的!" }, { "from": "慕容嫣", "value": "那好,我先回去准备一下,什么时候采访,我再通知各位" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "先说好了,回头采访起来,谁敢说秀才半句好话,别怪我不客气!" }, { "from": "莫小贝", "value": "没问题,说人坏话我最拿手啦!" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "乖,一句坏话,换两串冰糖葫芦,可劲儿造吧你就。" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "哎呀,小两口吵架,吵到媒体上不太好吧?" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "谁叫他先招我的?他不号称要捍卫嘛?有本事就捍卫到底!" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "小郭,这次秀才到底犯了啥错?" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "回头你从报纸上看吧,本姑娘的独家猛料,我爆死他!" } ] }, { "id": "episode_50_chunk_2", "conversations": [ { "from": "慕容嫣", "value": "没关系,只是随便聊聊,不用太紧张。" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "呵呵,我头回跟有话语权的人说话。" }, { "from": "慕容嫣", "value": "有话语权很了不起吗?" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "那可不,只要是政策允许,想说啥说啥,谁还敢管你呀?" }, { "from": "慕容嫣", "value": "别人不管,我自己管,我是个自律的新闻工作者!" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "咱俩差不多……我是个自律的厨子!" }, { "from": "慕容嫣", "value": "呵呵,你跟吕大侠交情怎么样?" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "我跟他还啥好说的……" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "没交情,我跟他压根不是一路人!" }, { "from": "慕容嫣", "value": "一个与世俗格格不入的大侠,一个像谜一样的男子汉,一个寂寞而又深情的旅人……" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "怎么就深情了?" }, { "from": "慕容嫣", "value": "寂寞,就得对深情,这是规矩,你接着说。" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "他那个人,小气到什么程度?晚上看书舍不得点灯,到厨房就着炉子看。" }, { "from": "慕容嫣", "value": "一个视荣华富贵如粪土的狂士……" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "他确实挺狂的,老说自己不稀得考试,否则早中举了。" }, { "from": "慕容嫣", "value": "一个懂得享受人生的智者,一个真正活着的男人!" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "那谁不是真正活着呀?" }, { "from": "慕容嫣", "value": "有些人活着,他已经死了,有些死了,他还照样活着。" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "死了还能活着,那是僵尸吧?" }, { "from": "慕容嫣", "value": "这就是他,一个诞生于江湖、闻名于朝堂的盖世豪侠……他叫什么来着?" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "吕轻侯!" }, { "from": "慕容嫣", "value": "黄金白璧买歌笑,一醉累月轻王侯,多么富有诗意的名字!" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "我一般都管他叫猴子,他一听就急!" }, { "from": "慕容嫣", "value": "面对生活中的挫折,和无理指责,吕大侠的选择,便如歌中唱道……你伤害了我,我一笑而过。" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "不是,这还有谱没谱啊?" }, { "from": "慕容嫣", "value": "他有没有做过让你感动的事情?" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "没有,我跟他同屋三年多,一件都没有。" }, { "from": "慕容嫣", "value": "施人恩惠却不动声色,把所有感激化于无形,如此博大的胸怀,怎能不让人钦佩?惜郭靖杨过,不通文采,乔峰段誉,略嫌老套,一代宗师东方不败,只识深闺绣花鸟……" } ] }, { "id": "episode_50_chunk_3", "conversations": [ { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "这这……这还有谱没谱啊?" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "我估摸着,她别是看上秀才了吧?" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "不可能,你以为人家是瞎的?" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "你什么意思啊?" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "我是说你慧眼识英才,人家都是瞎的!" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "照这速度吹捧下去,秀才肯定是活不成了。" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "为什么?" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "枪打出头鸟啊,这么伟大一侠客,又没练过武功,这不是现成的唐僧肉嘛。" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "原来如此……我找她去!" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "你来得正好,稿子呢?" }, { "from": "慕容嫣", "value": "干吗?" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "吕大侠的专访,到此为止,你可以回去了。" }, { "from": "慕容嫣", "value": "我为什么要听你的?" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "因为我是她的……你明白吗?" }, { "from": "慕容嫣", "value": "不明白,我采访吕大侠,跟你有啥关系?" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "我……我不能让你害了他,稿子拿来!" }, { "from": "慕容嫣", "value": "稿子我可以给你,但你必须说清楚,我怎么害他了?" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "你把他写的那么好,再把住址往出一登。" }, { "from": "慕容嫣", "value": "呵呵,我是个自律的新闻工作者,请相信我的操守!" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "咳……" }, { "from": "慕容嫣", "value": "你要实在不放心,我可以写一封保密协议书!" } ] }, { "id": "episode_50_chunk_4", "conversations": [ { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "行了,你接着采访吧,下一个谁啊?" }, { "from": "慕容嫣", "value": "佟掌柜!" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "我就算了吧,我对秀才不太了解,你还是换个人问吧。" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "不用换,就是你,好好说啊往死里臭他,千万别留情啊!" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "我真的不合适,我这个人嘴笨,一说话就跑题……" }, { "from": "慕容嫣", "value": "跑题不要紧,最怕的是没题。" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "你还是放过我吧,真的,我跟秀才不熟……" }, { "from": "慕容嫣", "value": "很快的,没几个问题,一会儿就得!" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "好吧,但你不要问隐私问题,我一概不知道。" }, { "from": "慕容嫣", "value": "没问题,你先坐吧……吕大侠是你最好的伙计吗?" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "如果说业务的话……" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "他就一无是处,除了空口说白话,啥都不会。" }, { "from": "慕容嫣", "value": "再难的问题,再大的危机,只要能用智慧解决,他就决不诉诸武力。" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "他倒是想,连只鸡他都不敢杀!" }, { "from": "慕容嫣", "value": "他的内心深处,充满了对生命的敬畏和感激,他智慧的双眸中,闪烁着仁慈的光辉。" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "慕容姑娘,你是不是理解能力有问题啊?" }, { "from": "慕容嫣", "value": "呵呵,我是个自律的新闻工作者,对任何事物,都有我自己的理解。" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "你就不怕人家说你脑子有问题?" }, { "from": "慕容嫣", "value": "老实说,我最怕的是,写出来的文章没人看。" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "照你这么写下去,迟早没人看。" }, { "from": "慕容嫣", "value": "喔?那我们就拭目以待喽!" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "好啊……拭目以待!" }, { "from": "慕容嫣", "value": "最后一个问题,吕大侠是你最好的伙计吗?" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "你刚才不是问过了?" }, { "from": "慕容嫣", "value": "我要听真话你可以小声说。" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "喔……秀才是个不错的帐房,认真负责,从来没算错过一笔帐。" }, { "from": "慕容嫣", "value": "一个人低调一次,是惺惺作态,但低调一辈子,就是志向高洁,不与世俗同流合污。" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "你咋不说他出淤泥而不染呐?" }, { "from": "慕容嫣", "value": "原本无人关注的狗尾巴草,由于自身的努力,竟然出落成一朵出淤泥而不染的莲花。" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "慕容姐姐,您是我见过的最厉害的马屁精!" }, { "from": "慕容嫣", "value": "谢谢,你觉得吕大侠好相处吗?" }, { "from": "莫小贝", "value": "不好相处,他那人特事儿,一句话不爱听,扭头就走。" }, { "from": "慕容嫣", "value": "我怎么听说他老帮你做功课啊?" }, { "from": "莫小贝", "value": "有吗?有吗?哪有?拿出证据来,否则告你诽谤!" }, { "from": "慕容嫣", "value": "为了挽救那些无可救药的堕落少女,吕大侠忍受着世俗不理解的目光,忍受着被人戳脊梁骨的无奈,一次次地伸出了温暖而有力的援手……" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "我再也听不下去了你到底什么意思啊?" }, { "from": "慕容嫣", "value": "还没轮到你呐!" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "不不不,你今天必须得说清楚,是不是夸得越狠越赚钱呐?" }, { "from": "慕容嫣", "value": "我是个自律的新闻工作者,一不收红包,二不拿贺礼,三不吃酒席!" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "那你凭啥把他夸成那样?" }, { "from": "莫小贝", "value": "对啊,夸他就算了,凭啥把我骂成那样?" }, { "from": "慕容嫣", "value": "五岳盟主,是江湖上的,关中大侠,是朝廷认证的!" }, { "from": "莫小贝", "value": "那又怎么样啊?" }, { "from": "慕容嫣", "value": "把江湖中人得罪了,大不了来寻仇,把朝廷认证的得罪了,弄不好是要封馆的。" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "呵呵……这就是一个新闻工作者的操守吗?" }, { "from": "慕容嫣", "value": "那你说怎么办?写得不狠,没人爱看,写得太狠,又有麻烦,我也很难做的!" }, { "from": "莫小贝", "value": "你咋不想想我的处境?平白无故,被人披头盖脸一顿臭骂,还不让还嘴。" }, { "from": "慕容嫣", "value": "谁不让你还嘴了?" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "她倒想还,有话语权吗?横不能光挑软柿子捏吧?" }, { "from": "莫小贝", "value": "还老说你自律,你这叫自律啊?" }, { "from": "慕容嫣", "value": "我……我以后会尽量注意!" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "不是尽量,是必须,一个新闻工作者,如果不能自律、自觉,凭着良心如实报道,还读者一个真相,那就愧对你手里那支笔!" }, { "from": "莫小贝", "value": "也愧对我们这些热心读者对你的支持和期待!" }, { "from": "慕容嫣", "value": "我知道了,等我准备一下,踏踏实实,做一个真正的专访!" } ] }, { "id": "episode_50_chunk_5", "conversations": [ { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "有时候是我,有时候是小贝。" }, { "from": "慕容嫣", "value": "你家里条件那么好,为什么还要跑来吃苦?" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "还不是因为他?" }, { "from": "慕容嫣", "value": "一个娇生惯养的富家千金,为了吕大侠,不惜抛开一切,千里迢迢赶到这里,这是何等的魅力啊?" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "不是,咱能不能实话实说?" }, { "from": "慕容嫣", "value": "我这不是实话吗?娇生惯养,富家千金,为了他放弃一切,这有错吗?" } ] }, { "id": "episode_50_chunk_6", "conversations": [ { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "下一个问题!" }, { "from": "慕容嫣", "value": "你都喜欢他什么呀?" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "换个问题……把喜欢换成讨厌!" }, { "from": "慕容嫣", "value": "也可以,他最让你讨厌的地方是什么?" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "自怜自艾、自私自利,心里从来就没别人!" }, { "from": "慕容嫣", "value": "喔?具体例子呢?" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "我问他,从天而降二十五两银子,问他怎么花,他说……把白马书院从头到尾整修一下。" }, { "from": "慕容嫣", "value": "再苦不能苦孩子,再穷不能穷教育,这两句朴实而有力的话语,一直回荡在吕大侠那忧国忧民的心中。" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "又来了,你能不能听我说完啊?" }, { "from": "慕容嫣", "value": "好,你说你说!" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "我又问他,有了二百五十两,怎么花,他说……把西凉河的河堤从里到外整修一下!" }, { "from": "慕容嫣", "value": "为了百姓安居,为了商户乐业,他倾家荡产也在所不辞!" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "慕容姑娘,我觉得你这样很不好!" }, { "from": "慕容嫣", "value": "啊……不好意思,职业习惯,你接着说啊!" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "我又问他,有了二千万两银子,怎么花,你猜他说什么?上缴国库,赈济华东水灾……你怎么不写了?" }, { "from": "慕容嫣", "value": "说实话,我不知道怎么写,因为这种博大的胸怀,已经超出了我的描述能力。" } ] }, { "id": "episode_50_chunk_7", "conversations": [ { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "不是,您夸他我不反对,但照死了夸,我觉得不太合适。" }, { "from": "慕容嫣", "value": "我是说真的,谁都会作白日梦,从天而降巨额财富,然后花天酒地、纸醉金迷,有几个人能像他那么无私?" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "他……他谁都考虑到了,连门口的小叫花子都有双银筷子,就我啥都没有!" }, { "from": "慕容嫣", "value": "那正说明他的无私,先人后己,先公后私,把自己的欲望和需求,放到最后一位,这样的人不是大侠,还有谁是呢?" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "可是……这样的男朋友,你要吗?" }, { "from": "慕容嫣", "value": "当然要啦……" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "对不起,他已经名草有主了,下一个问题……" } ] }, { "id": "episode_50_chunk_8", "conversations": [ { "from": "白展堂", "value": "面对生活中的挫折,吕大侠的选择,便如歌中唱道……你伤害了我,我一笑而过。" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "别唱啦,我听着实在别扭" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "为了挽救那些无可救药的堕落少女,吕大侠忍受着世俗不理解的目光……" }, { "from": "莫小贝", "value": "好冷,我回屋加两件衣裳" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "惜郭靖杨过,不通文采,乔峰段誉,略嫌老套,一代宗师东方不败,只识深闺绣花鸟……" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "噫……我实在听不下去了" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "为了百姓安居,为了商户乐业……他的伟大,已经超出了我的承受能力" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "切,自己没那胸怀,还好意思说吕大侠的四周,灼热而充满期待的目光,随处可见,甚至还有风韵犹存的俏寡妇,该名寡妇,甚至有为他献出生命的过激言行……什么言行?" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "我哪儿知道啊" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "佟湘玉,你给我把话说清楚……" } ] }, { "id": "episode_51_chunk_0", "conversations": [ { "from": "白展堂", "value": "客官您里边请,客官您里边请" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "一个字 施乌埃" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "帅?" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "客官里边请啊!" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "两个字 施啊" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "傻" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "你不要笑了,好好看着啊。" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "客观您里边请请请请请~~" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "三个字 帅傻了" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "客官 您里边请嘛~" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "四个字" }, { "from": "邢捕头", "value": "没事吧你?" } ] }, { "id": "episode_51_chunk_1", "conversations": [ { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "知音啊,老邢" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "怎么了这是" }, { "from": "邢捕头", "value": "请问…" }, { "from": "邢捕头", "value": "请问?" }, { "from": "邢捕头", "value": "请问最近有什么异常情况吗?" }, { "from": "邢捕头", "value": "有还是没有啊?" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "这家伙老邢都学会盆腔-胸腔共鸣了" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "客官您里边请啊" }, { "from": "邢捕头", "value": "放肆!" }, { "from": "邢捕头", "value": "算了,我原谅你,下不为例喔" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "快快快,给老邢看茶" }, { "from": "邢捕头", "value": "免了,吃人嘴短拿人手软,我决不会给任何人腐蚀我的机会" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "老邢这话说得,好像受腐蚀还少似的" }, { "from": "邢捕头", "value": "造谣是要有证据的" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "有证据还叫造谣吗?" } ] }, { "id": "episode_51_chunk_2", "conversations": [ { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "白展堂我警告你,下不为例啊" }, { "from": "邢捕头", "value": "很好,有觉悟就会有进步,我看好你" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "我也看好我喔" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "但是我不会自满的,相信我没错的" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "老邢,你到底是咋了?" }, { "from": "邢捕头", "value": "我很好啊怎么,难道我和平常不一样啊" }, { "from": "邢捕头", "value": "那说明你们还不了解我,这才是我,一个处事堂堂正正,为人刚正不啊的小捕快啊" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "拜托,是刚正不阿" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "不a不e都一样" }, { "from": "邢捕头", "value": "不对,你说的很对啊,我是念了错别字,但我非但不以为耻" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "还反以为荣" }, { "from": "邢捕头", "value": "是的" }, { "from": "邢捕头", "value": "作为一个普普通通的小捕快我深知骄傲乃是大忌啊,只有保持这份谦虚谨慎的赤子之心,才能永远地进步啊" }, { "from": "邢捕头", "value": "郭儿,小郭" }, { "from": "邢捕头", "value": "你就是我的一字之师啊我记你一辈子" } ] }, { "id": "episode_51_chunk_3", "conversations": [ { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "掌柜的,他他" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "他就是我的神啊!" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "这还是那个吃人嘴不短,拿人手不软的老邢吗?" }, { "from": "邢捕头", "value": "有啥情况及时汇报" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "是他!" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "邢某深知,作为一个普普通通的小捕快,骄傲自满乃是大忌,只有保持这份谦虚谨慎的赤子之心,才能使自己不断地进步啊" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "说就说吗,别动手嘛" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "老邢说到这就摸她手了,不信你问她" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "芙妹!" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "他有刀" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "有刀怎么了,有刀了不起啊?" } ] }, { "id": "episode_51_chunk_4", "conversations": [ { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "可以胡作非为我跟你们讲,别说是一个小捕快,就是四大神捕怎么的了,也不能滥用职权调戏民女嘛!何况是小郭啊!" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "人家又没有调戏,老邢又不是那种人" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "是是是,老邢不是这种人" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "是是,老邢不是这种人" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "怎么不是这种人了?这个老色狼,上次小六要辞职那回记得吧,喝醉了,喝高了,谁趁着酒劲摸你脸蛋来着。" }, { "from": "邢捕头", "value": "是我" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "你你别乱来" }, { "from": "邢捕头", "value": "拜托,你把我那点破事统统说出来吧。快说啊!" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "芙妹救我" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "别怕别怕" } ] }, { "id": "episode_51_chunk_5", "conversations": [ { "from": "白展堂", "value": "干啥呀?别过来" }, { "from": "邢捕头", "value": "我知道,你们都看不起我。人非圣贤,熟能无过呀" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "是孰,低下没那四个点" }, { "from": "邢捕头", "value": "很好,你也是我的一字之师啊" }, { "from": "邢捕头", "value": "我记你一辈子!" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "邢育森!" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "有空常来玩,我有点困了,上楼补个觉先" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "我陪你补个觉――我送她上去" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "我还有好多衣服没洗呢,您老慢坐,下辈子见啊你还愣着干什么,快撤呀!" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "我又没犯错,干吗要撤呀。吃饭" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "我错了还不行吗?走啦,君子报仇十年不晚,留的青山在,不怕没柴烧。" }, { "from": "邢捕头", "value": "站住" }, { "from": "邢捕头", "value": "我给你们一柱香的功夫,把我所有的毛病都说出来" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "拜托,您的毛病您自己不知道吗?" } ] }, { "id": "episode_51_chunk_6", "conversations": [ { "from": "邢捕头", "value": "就一柱香,你们自己看着办" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "掌柜的,快快" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "说就说,去,把大嘴和小贝给我找来,我不信他还要血洗我同福客栈" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "大嘴!" }, { "from": "邢捕头", "value": "诸位请说吧" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "小贝,小贝" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "秀才,秀才" }, { "from": "邢捕头", "value": "注意素质!佟掌柜,你先说,我看好你" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "好,你这个人最大的毛病就是――" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "别说人家" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "太不爱惜自己的身体了" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "为了百姓,为了苍生,没日没夜地熬,熬到两眼通红还不算完,真教人心疼" }, { "from": "邢捕头", "value": "佟掌柜,你看这是这是什么" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "臀,二头肌" }, { "from": "邢捕头", "value": "他不是马屁,不要乱拍,我要听实话,实话" } ] }, { "id": "episode_51_chunk_7", "conversations": [ { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "你这个人的毛病,实在是太多了,我一时半会想不起来" }, { "from": "邢捕头", "value": "那就捡想起来的说,说,说呀!" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "第一你太要面子还不听劝" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "噫~" }, { "from": "邢捕头", "value": "每个毛病拉一道口子,这样长记性。接着说,说呀!" }, { "from": "邢捕头", "value": "展堂,老白你说" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "第二,第二你这人太好打官腔了,动不动就为了百姓为了苍生的,一到关键时刻就爱掉链子,呵呵呵呵" }, { "from": "邢捕头", "value": "说得不错,接着说" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "第三,你作为捕快武功也太差了吧" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "而且没文化老说错别字,还不准人纠正" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "他准,人家已经改了" }, { "from": "邢捕头", "value": "不,前车之鉴后车之师说,接着说" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "找点呢,我等半天了,我等半天了。第二百九十八条,咳,你这人太贪吃了,一见着好酒就走不动道,拉一道。" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "我我我,二二二百" }, { "from": "邢捕头", "value": "已经没地了" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "那要实在没地那就换腿呗,第二百九十九条" }, { "from": "邢捕头", "value": "够了够了,诸位辛苦啊,今天就说到这,等我这手长好以后,你们再接着提啊" }, { "from": "莫小贝", "value": "等等等等等,我还一条都没说呢" }, { "from": "邢捕头", "value": "大人说话小孩不要插嘴!" }, { "from": "莫小贝", "value": "第三百条" }, { "from": "邢捕头", "value": "后会有期,后会有期" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "葵花点穴手小贝,说" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "去啊去啊去啊去啊" }, { "from": "莫小贝", "value": "你动不动就吓唬人,我们上课一闹呢,先生就喊“邢育森来了!”,天下立刻就太平了" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "听见了吧,听清楚就眨眨眼睛" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "葵花解穴手" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "葵花解穴手" }, { "from": "邢捕头", "value": "已经解了" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "那咋不动呢?" }, { "from": "邢捕头", "value": "沉思" }, { "from": "邢捕头", "value": "咋会是这样呢?亲娘来,你怎么不早说呢?" } ] }, { "id": "episode_51_chunk_8", "conversations": [ { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "还说个啥吗,我们早已经习惯了" }, { "from": "邢捕头", "value": "我这些毛病,可怎么改啊!" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "还改个啥嘛,这么大年纪了" }, { "from": "邢捕头", "value": "十八里铺的韩捕头下个月就退休了,他们想在附近寻摸一个有威望有经验的老捕快" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "那还寻摸啥呀,那不直接就你么" }, { "from": "邢捕头", "value": "要像你说的那样就好了,可他们先要考察一下,说是听听口碑,看看素质,你说我都干了这么多年捕快了,什么风雨没经历过还考什么考啊?" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "考就考么,你的口碑又不差的" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "再说你那不都是些小毛病吗" }, { "from": "邢捕头", "value": "可人家不会像你这样想啊,我琢磨着,能改咱就改,要是改不了了" }, { "from": "邢捕头", "value": "嗯?" }, { "from": "邢捕头", "value": "也得硬改" }, { "from": "邢捕头", "value": "还有几个月我就要退休了,如果退休前我能当捕头,兴许能涨点钱,分个房子啥的,要最后啥也没落到,那我的下半辈子就全靠你们了" }, { "from": "邢捕头", "value": "佟掌柜" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "老邢,说归说,咱不动手啊" }, { "from": "邢捕头", "value": "咋了,连手都不能握了是吧?俗话说的好啊,墙倒众人推" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "谁推你了?" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "不推,不推,你说,湘玉我听着呢" }, { "from": "邢捕头", "value": "湘玉啊,俗话说的好啊,狗改不了那啥啊,我这些毛病,十有八九是改不了啦" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "胡说啥呢嘛,你是谁呀" }, { "from": "莫小贝", "value": "七侠镇第三十七任缁衣老捕头邢育森" }, { "from": "邢捕头", "value": "缁衣捕头,好陌生的称呼啊,但是我喜欢" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "别哭,喜欢就好,我就问你一句话,你是不是真心想改" }, { "from": "邢捕头", "value": "你说呢?" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "相信我们,你一定能行的" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "好!" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "老邢,来看看这个" }, { "from": "邢捕头", "value": "委托协议?" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "只要你把这个协议签了,改毛病的事就交给我们了" }, { "from": "莫小贝", "value": "我们一定会帮你脱胎换骨重新做人的" }, { "from": "邢捕头", "value": "改就改呗,还签啥协议啊?" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "不签协议回头你改急了,一翻脸我们怎么办" }, { "from": "邢捕头", "value": "不可能,我老邢是那样人吗?" }, { "from": "邢捕头", "value": "好,签就签,笔呢?" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "用啥笔啊,直接用手按手印不完了嘛" }, { "from": "邢捕头", "value": "好吧" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "好了,我宣布,本次活动的代号为血手行动" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "很好,从明天开始,我们咋说,你就咋做" }, { "from": "邢捕头", "value": "别明天了,就现在开始吧,有什么指示放马过来" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "好啊好啊,你先帮我把衣服洗了去" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "开个玩笑" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "开什么玩笑,怎么着郭姑娘说话不定用了?" } ] }, { "id": "episode_51_chunk_9", "conversations": [ { "from": "邢捕头", "value": "你们说呢?" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "相信我们,你一定能行的" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "好!" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "老邢,来看看这个" }, { "from": "邢捕头", "value": "委托协议?" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "只要你把这个协议签了,改毛病的事就交给我们了" }, { "from": "莫小贝", "value": "我们一定会帮你脱胎换骨重新做人的" }, { "from": "邢捕头", "value": "改就改呗,还签啥协议啊?" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "不签协议回头你改急了,一翻脸我们怎么办" }, { "from": "邢捕头", "value": "不可能,我老邢是那样人吗?" }, { "from": "邢捕头", "value": "好,签就签,笔呢?" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "用啥笔啊,直接用手按手印不完了嘛" }, { "from": "邢捕头", "value": "好吧" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "好了,我宣布,本次活动的代号为血手行动" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "很好,从明天开始,我们咋说,你就咋做" }, { "from": "邢捕头", "value": "别明天了,就现在开始吧,有什么指示放马过来" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "好啊好啊,你先帮我把衣服洗了去" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "开个玩笑" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "开什么玩笑,怎么着郭姑娘说话不定用了?" }, { "from": "邢捕头", "value": "我是让你们帮我改毛病,别趁机糟践我啊" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "这怎么能叫糟践你呢?你自己琢磨琢磨,你所有的毛病根在哪?" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "就是你那臭脾气" }, { "from": "邢捕头", "value": "那有怎么样?" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "试问,站在你面前的这位慈眉善目的姑娘,以前是个啥样子的?" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "排山倒海" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "你在看看人家现在" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "侯哥,你冷了吗饿了吗" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "要不要我给你捶捶腿捏捏肩,熬锅鸡汤尝尝鲜" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "边儿去" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "这难道还不能说明问题吗" }, { "from": "邢捕头", "value": "好好,我干可以但不许说出去啊" }, { "from": "邢捕头", "value": "不说不说,绝对不说" }, { "from": "邢捕头", "value": "还有还有还有,在我改过期间,要是没有外人,你们能不能叫我邢捕头" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "为啥吗?" }, { "from": "邢捕头", "value": "我想先培养一下,感觉,当捕头的感觉" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "好,那就预备,走" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "邢捕头~" }, { "from": "邢捕头", "value": "哎~" }, { "from": "邢捕头", "value": "洗衣服去!" }, { "from": "邢捕头", "value": "洗就洗,只要能让我当捕头干啥都行" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "不要说,老邢真的还挺能干" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "一下午就洗了两件衣裳" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "人家只有一只手嘛" }, { "from": "邢捕头", "value": "唉,你们俩啥时候进来的" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "衣服洗的不错嘛" }, { "from": "邢捕头", "value": "那是,区区两件衣服" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "黄瓜挺好吃啊" }, { "from": "邢捕头", "value": "还行,脆还挺脆,就是没啥水分了" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "那就多喝点水嘛,晚饭不要吃了啊" }, { "from": "邢捕头", "value": "你什么意思?" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "偷东西乃本店大忌" }, { "from": "邢捕头", "value": "谁偷了?我这是拿的!" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "拿之前跟谁说了?" }, { "from": "邢捕头", "value": "这还用说吗?一根黄瓜" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "一粒米都不行,不告而拿是为偷" }, { "from": "邢捕头", "value": "好好,那我不吃饭了,一根黄瓜也够了" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "半根就够了,愣着干啥,把衣服晾了" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "把衣服晾完柴一劈,菜一洗,然后再帮我把碗筷收拾一下啊" }, { "from": "邢捕头", "value": "碗筷?不是不让我吃了吗?" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "是啊,你把碗筷收拾完以后,看着我们吃" }, { "from": "邢捕头", "value": "绳子呢?绳子呢?" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "邢捕头" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "给我盛完汤去,多盛点冬瓜还有虾皮" }, { "from": "邢捕头", "value": "你自己不能盛啊" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "不想当捕头了?" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "邢捕头,给我也盛点汤" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "多放点排骨啊" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "还有我的" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "不要放葱花啊" }, { "from": "莫小贝", "value": "小邢,也帮我盛一碗吧" }, { "from": "邢捕头", "value": "你刚才叫我什么?" }, { "from": "莫小贝", "value": "小邢啊,怎么了?" }, { "from": "邢捕头", "value": "缺管少教,结结实实暴打一顿你还敢再叫" }, { "from": "莫小贝", "value": "嫂子你看呐,他欺负我" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "老白,交给你了" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "好勒" }, { "from": "邢捕头", "value": "呃哈哈哈哈,等着挨板子吧,哈哈哈哈哈,打了你就有记性了" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "打谁啊?" }, { "from": "邢捕头", "value": "她" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "打你,把手伸出来" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "打了你就有记性了" }, { "from": "邢捕头", "value": "你什么意思?" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "缺管少教就得打啊,这是你说的" }, { "from": "邢捕头", "value": "我告诉你啊,不准动手啊,我可是朝廷的官差" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "来人呐,给我拿下" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "完蛋玩意儿!" }, { "from": "邢捕头", "value": "呃哈哈哈哈哈" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "老邢,我给你看看手相" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "葵花点穴手" } ] }, { "id": "episode_51_chunk_10", "conversations": [ { "from": "邢捕头", "value": "呃哈哈哈哈哈" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "老邢,我给你看看手相" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "葵花点穴手" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "哈哈哈哈哈哈" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "一!" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "嗯啥嗯,我还没打呢" }, { "from": "莫小贝", "value": "多么熟悉的一幕啊,作为一个旁观者,这种感觉真是爽呆了" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "葵花解穴手" }, { "from": "邢捕头", "value": "我跟你拼了" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "不想当捕头了?" }, { "from": "邢捕头", "value": "我我我" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "好,我宣布委托书作废" }, { "from": "邢捕头", "value": "别别别,我又没说不改,你让我一步步的是吧" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "一步步来" }, { "from": "邢捕头", "value": "放心,我有信心决心以及恒心,血手为证" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "那好,先去盛汤,盛完了汤收拾桌子,收拾桌子完了以后刷碗,刷完碗了之后烧开水" }, { "from": "邢捕头", "value": "亲娘来,就是一壶水啊" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "洗澡水,拿大盆烧人人都洗,我洗两会" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "怎么着,这就想走了" }, { "from": "邢捕头", "value": "你有吩咐尽管招呼吧" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "好,很好,来,把那坛酒给我拿着" }, { "from": "邢捕头", "value": "哪坛酒啊?" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "钱柜旁边这坛" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "谁让你举杯来着" }, { "from": "邢捕头", "value": "你拿两个酒杯不是让我喝得?" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "我喝一杯眼里看一杯不行啊?" }, { "from": "邢捕头", "value": "你,我,我忍我忍,你老慢慢喝,今天晚上我就伺候你一个人,你要不舒服我就不睡觉" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "很好,有觉悟就会有进步,我看好你哦" }, { "from": "邢捕头", "value": "要不要再加两个小菜" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "老邢,只要你有这种心态,任何毛病在你面前都是小菜一碟" }, { "from": "邢捕头", "value": "希望如此" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "来,预祝你早日高升马到成功,干了" }, { "from": "邢捕头", "value": "让我喝" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "干!" }, { "from": "邢捕头", "value": "老白你说实话,我这人平时是不是特招人烦啊" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "这看怎么说了" }, { "from": "邢捕头", "value": "实话实说,一点水分都不要搀" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "那好,在绝大部分情况下,你确实是挺烦人的" }, { "from": "邢捕头", "value": "那小部分情况下" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "更烦人,但是我们可以理解,俗话说的好,路遥知马力日久见人心。是,你老邢确实有缺点毛病,爱贪小便宜,吃完之后还拿点,可你也有优点啊,一到关键时刻,你说翻脸就翻脸,谁的面子都不给。还有,这么多年了,咱镇你破过什么大案了,可咱镇的治安谁敢说一个不字?这是为啥,这不都是因为你没日没夜地巡街给巡出来的嘛。" }, { "from": "邢捕头", "value": "展堂,啥也不说了,干" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "等着老邢,我给你弄盘花生米吃" }, { "from": "邢捕头", "value": "我去拿,你坐好了坐舒服了,我去拿" }, { "from": "燕小六", "value": "老白" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "唉唉唉,寻摸啥呀?" }, { "from": "燕小六", "value": "我师父没在这吧" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "你找他有事啊?" }, { "from": "燕小六", "value": "刚才十八里铺找他去当捕头" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "啥时候的事啊?" }, { "from": "燕小六", "value": "就刚才,让我当时就给推了" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "为啥啊" }, { "from": "燕小六", "value": "你傻呀,我这一共就俩捕快,他再一走,我今后怎么破案,你可真逗" }, { "from": "燕小六", "value": "师父,你在这儿,我刚才想跟你说啊" }, { "from": "邢捕头", "value": "混蛋!" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "老邢!" }, { "from": "燕小六", "value": "师父" }, { "from": "邢捕头", "value": "我不是你师父" }, { "from": "燕小六", "value": "师父" }, { "from": "邢捕头", "value": "滚" }, { "from": "燕小六", "value": "师父!" }, { "from": "邢捕头", "value": "快滚!" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "老邢消消气,消消气" }, { "from": "燕小六", "value": "师父" }, { "from": "邢捕头", "value": "赖着不走是吧,那就休怪为师不客气了" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "葵花点穴手" }, { "from": "燕小六", "value": "帮我照顾好我七舅姥爷" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "葵花点穴手你这孩子怎么回事啊?我帮你你砍我,不许闹了啊,葵花解穴手" }, { "from": "燕小六", "value": "师父,那我先走了,你保重啊师父" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "快走吧" }, { "from": "燕小六", "value": "师父,那我先走了,你保重啊师父" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "行,你快走吧" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "葵花解穴手" }, { "from": "邢捕头", "value": "好小子" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "老邢,我都是为了你们爷俩好真的" }, { "from": "邢捕头", "value": "闪开" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "你听我说" }, { "from": "邢捕头", "value": "闪开!" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "你慢点喝,给我留点" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "行行行,你喝你喝,不够了还有啊" }, { "from": "邢捕头", "value": "拿酒!拿酒来!!" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "轻点儿轻点儿,哥哥都睡觉呢" }, { "from": "邢捕头", "value": "拿酒,拿酒!!" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "今儿我就算舍命陪君子了,你喝!" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "你喝" }, { "from": "邢捕头", "value": "养虎为患啊,诗里说得真准啊" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "那不是诗" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "是诗是诗,少男情怀总是诗" }, { "from": "邢捕头", "value": "小六啊,就是你们的燕捕头,三岁的时候,我就抱过他,当场尿了我一身,当时我就想,这么小的年纪就有这份魄力" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "是个孩子就有" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "小六特别足" }, { "from": "邢捕头", "value": "我仔细一看啊,这家伙虎头虎脑,浓眉小眼,将来一定油出息,可没想到――" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "别别别,酒咱改天再喝啊" }, { "from": "邢捕头", "value": "咋的,怕我不付钱是吧,来来来" }, { "from": "邢捕头", "value": "够不够,够不够,够不够" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "这不是钱的问题,小六这个孩子其实心眼也不坏" }, { "from": "邢捕头", "value": "再说一遍" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "你想砍就砍,来来来往这儿砍往这儿砍" }, { "from": "邢捕头", "value": "闪开" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "不闪!" }, { "from": "邢捕头", "value": "闪开" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "不闪!" }, { "from": "邢捕头", "value": "不闪就砍了" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "砍也不闪!" }, { "from": "邢捕头", "value": "老天爷呀,我怎么收了这么一个徒弟呀,你说是你眼瞎了还是我眼瞎了呀" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "老邢啊,小六还是一个孩子嘛" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "就是" }, { "from": "邢捕头", "value": "孩子?你见过哪家孩子长喉结的?" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "展堂赶紧给老邢沏壶茶去,去去去" }, { "from": "邢捕头", "value": "不用,我没喝醉一点都没醉,没事,我这是装喝醉的,咱这演技是――" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "演的还挺投入的,我去沏茶去" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "你这人呀真是的又不听劝又好面子" }, { "from": "邢捕头", "value": "我知道,这是第一条,手掌都刻着呢" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "回去我找他说说" }, { "from": "邢捕头", "value": "你找他?就小六那犟脾气,你能说得动他?" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "那他最听谁的话吗?" }, { "from": "邢捕头", "value": "以前是听我的,现在现在听谁的呀" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "来,老邢,喝杯茶醒醒酒" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "先喝点茶" }, { "from": "邢捕头", "value": "有了!" } ] }, { "id": "episode_51_chunk_11", "conversations": [ { "from": "邢捕头", "value": "燕小六,你看谁来了" }, { "from": "燕小六", "value": "七舅姥爷,你怎么来了" }, { "from": "七舅姥爷", "value": "小的给燕大捕头请安了" }, { "from": "燕小六", "value": "七舅姥爷,你快起来,你不认识我了,我是小六啊" }, { "from": "七舅姥爷", "value": "使不得使不得,你是官我是民,万万不能坏了礼数啊" }, { "from": "燕小六", "value": "七舅姥爷" }, { "from": "七舅姥爷", "value": "不不不,往后你就叫我小七就行了" }, { "from": "燕小六", "value": "小小小七?" }, { "from": "七舅姥爷", "value": "哎,小的再给燕大捕头请安了" }, { "from": "燕小六", "value": "你起来,要不然我可真跟您急了" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "来来来,赶紧起来,要不然燕捕头拿刀砍你啊" }, { "from": "七舅姥爷", "value": "刀,救命啊" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "晕了,晕了" }, { "from": "燕小六", "value": "七舅姥爷,七舅姥爷" }, { "from": "燕小六", "value": "累死我了。七舅姥爷,你醒醒,七舅姥爷" }, { "from": "七舅姥爷", "value": "是六儿啊" }, { "from": "燕小六", "value": "七舅姥爷你醒了,七舅姥爷,是我" }, { "from": "七舅姥爷", "value": "你怎么回来了" }, { "from": "燕小六", "value": "我不回来看您来了,我回来干吗,您来我这儿来了" }, { "from": "七舅姥爷", "value": "我来,我来哪儿了我" }, { "from": "燕小六", "value": "七侠镇,我当差的地方" }, { "from": "七舅姥爷", "value": "当差" }, { "from": "燕小六", "value": "您起来" }, { "from": "七舅姥爷", "value": "唉呦,小的给燕大捕头请安了" }, { "from": "燕小六", "value": "我得天啊,怎么又来了,帮我照顾好我的七舅姥爷~~" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "人就在这儿呢,自己照顾" }, { "from": "燕小六", "value": "看刀" }, { "from": "七舅姥爷", "value": "救命啊" }, { "from": "七舅姥爷", "value": "七舅姥爷,七舅姥爷~~" }, { "from": "燕小六", "value": "我可怎么办啊我" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "还怎么办,先把你的官府脱了再说吧" }, { "from": "燕小六", "value": "对,脱官服" }, { "from": "燕小六", "value": "七舅姥爷" }, { "from": "七舅姥爷", "value": "我打死你个小畜生" }, { "from": "七舅姥爷", "value": "七舅姥爷,七舅姥爷" }, { "from": "七舅姥爷", "value": "你过来,你给我过来。好啊,七舅姥爷说话不管用了是吧" }, { "from": "燕小六", "value": "管用" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "管用还不过来" }, { "from": "七舅姥爷", "value": "我打死你个小王八蛋" }, { "from": "燕小六", "value": "你怎么又打我,我犯嘛事了,你打我" }, { "from": "七舅姥爷", "value": "我怎么知道你犯嘛事了,你小子啊,刚进城几天,你就学会顶嘴了你,你等着你,我不打死你个不听话的小鸟粪蛋" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "钱钱,展堂没给钱呢" }, { "from": "七舅姥爷", "value": "我给燕大捕头请安了" }, { "from": "燕小六", "value": "哈哈哈哈" }, { "from": "七舅姥爷", "value": "你骗我,我打死你个——" }, { "from": "燕小六", "value": "打呀,你打呀" }, { "from": "七舅姥爷", "value": "我有罪我有罪我有罪" }, { "from": "七舅姥爷", "value": "好啊你" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "够了!!老大爷,我们找你来是想跟你商量点正事" }, { "from": "七舅姥爷", "value": "商量嘛呀,都听邢大人的啊" }, { "from": "燕小六", "value": "他现在已经不是大人了" }, { "from": "邢捕头", "value": "什么,我不是大人难道是小孩呀" }, { "from": "七舅姥爷", "value": "甭跟他废话,先臭揍一顿再说" }, { "from": "燕小六", "value": "我看谁敢。七舅姥爷,我在家里可都听你的,可在咱们这,我只听上头的" }, { "from": "邢捕头", "value": "这么说是上面让你出卖我的" }, { "from": "燕小六", "value": "我嘛时候出卖你了" }, { "from": "邢捕头", "value": "小六啊,做人要诚实啊否则是要遭报应的" }, { "from": "七舅姥爷", "value": "甭跟他废话,一刀砍死再说" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "呦呦,七舅姥爷砍死了还怎么说啊,您别跟着掺和了,走我带你四处转转啊" }, { "from": "七舅姥爷", "value": "你等着,那等着" }, { "from": "燕小六", "value": "师父" }, { "from": "邢捕头", "value": "对不起,昨晚以后,我们俩已经不是师徒了,请你以后叫我老邢,谢谢" }, { "from": "燕小六", "value": "老邢?" }, { "from": "邢捕头", "value": "转眼就不认人了,你还说他心眼好" }, { "from": "燕小六", "value": "师父" }, { "from": "邢捕头", "value": "我刚才说得话你没听到么,胡乱管人叫师父是要遭报应的" }, { "from": "燕小六", "value": "那我管你叫嘛好啊?" }, { "from": "邢捕头", "value": "老邢" }, { "from": "燕小六", "value": "那我叫了你不许生气" }, { "from": "邢捕头", "value": "放心" }, { "from": "燕小六", "value": "老邢" }, { "from": "邢捕头", "value": "什么人啊?我真是瞎了这双眼啊" }, { "from": "燕小六", "value": "邢育森!!" }, { "from": "燕小六", "value": "我这是跟她学的" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "行了行了,坐下。你们俩不许再吵了啊,好不容易聚到一块儿说点正事比啥不强" }, { "from": "邢捕头", "value": "好,你说吧" }, { "from": "燕小六", "value": "我说嘛呀我" }, { "from": "邢捕头", "value": "你把我叫来得——我把你叫来的,我把你叫来怎么了,我就把你叫来了,叫来了,叫来了叫来了" }, { "from": "燕小六", "value": "师父你有嘛话你就直说,小六一定照办" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "你听听" }, { "from": "燕小六", "value": "出了升捕头这件事" }, { "from": "邢捕头", "value": "你听听" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "燕捕头,你凭啥不让你师父升捕头呢" }, { "from": "燕小六", "value": "你想想,咱们镇一共俩捕快,他再一走,百姓怎么办" }, { "from": "邢捕头", "value": "你还学会拿百姓说事了是吧,你跟谁学的" }, { "from": "燕小六", "value": "跟你。不过,我也是真的这么想的来着" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "你不会再招一个捕快就完了吗,三条腿的蛤蟆难找,两条腿的捕快还不好找啊" }, { "from": "燕小六", "value": "你什么意思啊?" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "口误,行了吧,芝麻大点事纠缠到现在没完了还" }, { "from": "七舅姥爷", "value": "别跟他废话,先照他心口窝先踹上他两脚再说" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "行了,你先去把官服换上吧,吃完饭再说啊" }, { "from": "燕小六", "value": "换官服换官服" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "我还要做生意呢" }, { "from": "燕小六", "value": "师父" }, { "from": "邢捕头", "value": "小六啊,跟你交个底,师父没几年混得了,你知道这件事儿对我来说多重要吗?" }, { "from": "燕小六", "value": "知道,但是您对我来说更加重要" }, { "from": "邢捕头", "value": "这熊孩子你看" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "夸你呢,夸你呢,没有事儿,你接着说" }, { "from": "燕小六", "value": "师父,自从小六当捕快的第一天起,我就一直跟着你,形影不离,没有您,我真嘛也干不好,我连个马步都扎不稳" }, { "from": "邢捕头", "value": "我也一样啊,我也是不稳啊" }, { "from": "燕小六", "value": "我连大明律都不会背" }, { "from": "邢捕头", "value": "我连大明律三个字都不会写啊" }, { "from": "燕小六", "value": "我连一套像样的刀法都不会使" }, { "from": "邢捕头", "value": "我连刀都拿不稳啊!" }, { "from": "燕小六", "value": "师父,我知道这样对你真有点不公平,但是我真的没有办法啊" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "那你就忍心看着你师父孤独终老,晚景凄凉" }, { "from": "燕小六", "value": "师父,您放心,只要有我燕小六一口吃的,绝对不会让您挨饿" }, { "from": "邢捕头", "value": "你这孩子咋听不明白话呢?师父缺的不是钱" }, { "from": "燕小六", "value": "那您缺嘛呀" }, { "from": "邢捕头", "value": "这么跟你说吧,你忽然被撤了职,换了别人你乐意吗?" }, { "from": "燕小六", "value": "换了他们我当然不乐意了,要是换了您的话我一百个乐意" }, { "from": "邢捕头", "value": "你这熊孩子你看" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "还是夸,还是夸啊" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "说到底,小六就是害怕他自己干不好,那咱就给你个机会证明一下" }, { "from": "燕小六", "value": "怎么证明?" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "你不要着急啊,我跟你师父商量一下" }, { "from": "邢捕头", "value": "血手行动对我有用对他没用,那是肉包子打狗一去不回" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "为啥吗" }, { "from": "邢捕头", "value": "你想啊,他本来就不放我走,他再消极怠工不配和,你怎么办" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "老邢,有一个词叫放水" }, { "from": "燕小六", "value": "商量嘛呢" }, { "from": "七舅姥爷", "value": "甭跟他废话,先照他心口窝先踹上他两脚再说" }, { "from": "燕小六", "value": "七舅姥爷" }, { "from": "七舅姥爷", "value": "小的给燕大捕头请安了,请安了" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "七舅姥爷快把鞋穿上" }, { "from": "燕小六", "value": "天呐,我招谁惹谁了?" } ] }, { "id": "episode_51_chunk_12", "conversations": [ { "from": "邢捕头", "value": "这只手,一共有三百条口子,每一道口都代表为师的一个毛病啊" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "为了帮助他改掉这些毛病,我们策划了一个血手行动" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "请看,白纸黑字血手印为证" }, { "from": "邢捕头", "value": "短短两天,为师已经痛改前非了,再也不是过去那个我了" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "你,只要能通过测试,那你以后啥毛病都没有了" }, { "from": "燕小六", "value": "哇呀呀呀,那我的刀来" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "拿到干啥呀" }, { "from": "燕小六", "value": "拉口子呀,不就这只手嘛,干脆把它剁了吧" }, { "from": "邢捕头", "value": "六啊,不用不用,为师的毛病太重了不划不行啊,你稍加改造就行" }, { "from": "燕小六", "value": "怎么改,你们说放马过来我改" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "很简单,把这些碗筷收拾了先" }, { "from": "燕小六", "value": "没问题,给我" }, { "from": "七舅姥爷", "value": "使不得使不得,我自己来,我自己来" }, { "from": "邢捕头", "value": "年轻人,让他锻炼,一定要锻炼,改毛病" }, { "from": "七舅姥爷", "value": "你们平常就这么对他的" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "不是,现在是非常时期,到时候等老邢一走" }, { "from": "燕小六", "value": "我把碗碟都给摔碎了" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "六儿,一个都没剩啊" }, { "from": "燕小六", "value": "还剩下一个勺,不过也半儿了" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "燕小六!干得漂亮" }, { "from": "燕小六", "value": "啊?" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "试问,谁能破坏的这么干净这么纯粹,这说明什么说明你破坏力极强啊,到时候你一高兴直冲进匪巢,叮咣五四一顿乱砸,试问,贼往哪跑,贼往哪跑" }, { "from": "邢捕头", "value": "啥也别说了,直接通过" }, { "from": "七舅姥爷", "value": "使不得使不得啊,他笨手笨脚的,要是毁了贼窝倒还好说,那万一要毁了百姓的东西,那可怎么办啊" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "呃呃呃,这样,进行下一个环节,把衣裳洗了" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "老邢都洗了,而且都晾了" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "那就扯下来,重洗一边" }, { "from": "燕小六", "value": "没问题,交给我了,我这就洗去" } ] }, { "id": "episode_51_chunk_13", "conversations": [ { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "我搓我搓我搓搓搓" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "看人家这手势,这姿势刷刷的,赶上洗衣机了" }, { "from": "燕小六", "value": "不好意思,我把这衣裳给搓破了" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "我的瑞蚨祥,完了完了。——早就该破了,不怪你" }, { "from": "燕小六", "value": "那我接着搓" }, { "from": "燕小六", "value": "六儿,六儿" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "算了,听我的这项完成的很好,非常好,下一项" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "六儿六儿六儿六儿" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "这家伙,这不愧是大捕头啊,扫地都比一般人潇洒" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "这也就是拿了把扫把,拿把刀就是一关胜嘛" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "你这不骂人嘛,就咱小六这身板,这气势,怎么说那也是关胜的祖宗关二爷在世呀" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "关二爷不行,看人小六多厉害,关二爷那三个人对一个都打不过人吕布,换成小六,一个对三个三十个都不在话下" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "你不要再胡说了,就小六那点武功,还吕布,呵呵,貂禅都打不过" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "小六靠的是智慧" }, { "from": "邢捕头", "value": "到底是掌柜的,说到点子上了,小六没别的毛病,就是太聪明了" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "还不是一般的小聪明" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "像小六这种智商的,除了他,我就听说过一个人" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "谁呀?" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "诸葛孔明" }, { "from": "七舅姥爷", "value": "使不得使不得啊,就他,愣头愣脑的,连个地都扫不好,你们再一夸他,他真当补药吃了他" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "那这样,我们进行下一环节" }, { "from": "燕小六", "value": "下一项就甭进行了" }, { "from": "邢捕头", "value": "免了免了,直接通过" }, { "from": "邢捕头", "value": "过过过" }, { "from": "燕小六", "value": "师父,我就想问您一句话" }, { "from": "邢捕头", "value": "你说" }, { "from": "燕小六", "value": "你真的信得过我吗?" }, { "from": "邢捕头", "value": "信得过啊" }, { "from": "燕小六", "value": "师父,虽说小六脑子不好使,但是还不是白痴,刚才那几项测试我一项都没通过,您知道为了嘛吗" }, { "from": "燕小六", "value": "师父,小六如果自己行的话,绝对不会留您的,师父" }, { "from": "邢捕头", "value": "六儿,我心里有数,没关系,送佛送到西,为师再送你一程" }, { "from": "燕小六", "value": "谢谢师父,谢谢师父" }, { "from": "七舅姥爷", "value": "六儿,你来你来" }, { "from": "七舅姥爷", "value": "我打死你个没出息的东西" }, { "from": "燕小六", "value": "七舅姥爷,我穿的可是官服" }, { "from": "七舅姥爷", "value": "你穿官服,你就是穿龙袍,当然了你也穿不上龙袍,可是,你是咱北岗第一个穿官服的呀,每回有人来看我,都说我们家祖坟风水好,傻子都能养成个宝,可你呢,都快满二十了,你怎么一点志气也没有呢" }, { "from": "燕小六", "value": "这不是志气的问题" }, { "from": "七舅姥爷", "value": "那是嘛问题啊,俗话说的好啊,师父领进门,修行在个人,她就是生个小子,这么久了,他也该断奶了吧" }, { "from": "燕小六", "value": "师父" }, { "from": "邢捕头", "value": "别问我,这一回你自己选择" }, { "from": "邢捕头", "value": "噢!" }, { "from": "邢捕头", "value": "谢谢了,谢谢了" } ] }, { "id": "episode_51_chunk_14", "conversations": [ { "from": "邢捕头", "value": "不用送了,又不是不见,以后倒十八里铺找我啊,别的没有,咱好酒管够" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "你上哪弄酒去" }, { "from": "邢捕头", "value": "这你就别管了啊" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "又来了,手上的道子白划了" }, { "from": "邢捕头", "value": "你放心,这回喝酒咱绝对付钱" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "那就好" }, { "from": "邢捕头", "value": "对了,以后你和老白要是,呵,欢迎你俩去,别的没有,被褥管够" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "还是留着自己盖吧。那您慢走啊,庶不远送啊" }, { "from": "邢捕头", "value": "都别送了啊" }, { "from": "邢捕头", "value": "慢走" }, { "from": "邢捕头", "value": "再见啊,再见" }, { "from": "邢捕头", "value": "回去吧" }, { "from": "邢捕头", "value": "再见,注意身体啊,一路顺风啊,有空回来看看啊" }, { "from": "燕小六", "value": "师父,您放心吧,小六决不会给您丢人的" } ] }, { "id": "episode_52_chunk_1", "conversations": [ { "from": "白展堂", "value": "……于是阿 这只猫就活了下来 三个月以后 竟然被它混成了一代猫霸" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "光叫唤两声也就算了 这两天也不知道跟谁学的 开始晒老鼠干儿了" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "哎呀妈呀" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "啊?都晒到哪儿咧" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "你不知道啊 屋顶 二三十只阿 全须全蛹的……" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "嘘!小声点儿 客人在呢" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "咳 实在不行直接下点药不就完了么" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "不可以的 胡说 猫有九条命 毒死一条还有八条找你报仇的阿" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "唉——子不语怪力乱神呐……" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "子是不语他不是不信呐 关于这点 子曾经曰过的……" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "别曰了!你就说你同不同意干掉那只猫" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "我的意见就是先礼后兵" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "这猫要是别人救的 你还会是这个态度么?" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "你什么意思啊?" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "我什么意思你心里清楚!" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "吃力吧 吃力吧……我跟无双……她都走了三个月啦……" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "所以你才舍不得杀那只猫呀?见了那只猫就如同见了无双本人!" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "你还帮我逮过耗子呢我见了短腿耗子就如同见了你一样" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "她是猫我是耗子是吧!" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "——那还是只短腿的不是我说的 秀才说的" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "……" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "喂你的猫去!" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "讨厌 !……芙妹!你听我说我不是这个意思你听我解释……" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "大嘴 你听……" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "唉!哎呀……!" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "咋整的阿?" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "阿 咋整的?" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "……没事儿 不小心撞门上了" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "哦……能同时撞两只眼睛 而且撞得这么均匀 这么圆润不愧是关中大侠!呃哈哈哈……" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "不要再说风凉话了 赶紧干活去秀才……?" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "调皮!有这闲工夫赶紧想一想怎么样对付那只猫" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "你睡觉的时候把门窗都关严实了不就完了吗" }, { "from": "燕小六", "value": "唉 你们都知道了吧?" }, { "from": "燕小六", "value": "知道啥呀?" }, { "from": "燕小六", "value": "吃饭吃饭吃饭……!你哪么地了你?" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "低调 低调……" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "你快说吧!" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "说呀!" }, { "from": "燕小六", "value": "采花贼呀 把十八里铺都给祸害遍了" }, { "from": "燕小六", "value": "啊——?!" }, { "from": "燕小六", "value": "前两天刚到左家庄 这小子腿脚太快了 没人见过他的真面目" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "受害者也没见过呀" }, { "from": "燕小六", "value": "没有受害者" }, { "from": "燕小六", "value": "啊?" }, { "from": "燕小六", "value": "这小子虽然武功不错 但是经验不行啊 每次还没等下手 受害者就喊起来了" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "哎呀妈呀 真笨!放点儿迷魂香啊" }, { "from": "燕小六", "value": "哦……帮我照顾好我七舅姥爷他三外甥女儿她前一个……" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "刀下留人……!钱钱钱 没给钱呢……" }, { "from": "燕小六", "value": "回来!我砍了你们!" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "快给钱 美得很美的很……" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "这这这……你啥意思啊" }, { "from": "燕小六", "value": "普通老百姓谁知道迷魂香!" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "武侠小说里不都那么写么!" }, { "from": "燕小六", "value": "我哪么不知道呢?" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "你不认字儿啊" }, { "from": "燕小六", "value": "嗯——?!" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "小六 我不是那意思 我的意是阿……" }, { "from": "燕小六", "value": "少废话 把脚抬起来!" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "我有脚气……" }, { "from": "燕小六", "value": "抬起来!……那只……哼哼 算你小子命大" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "啥意思啊" }, { "from": "燕小六", "value": "那个采花贼 是个穿官靴的 脚后跟还各镶了一个鹌鹑蛋那么大的翠玉" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "哎呀 这小伙儿挺有钱呢" }, { "from": "燕小六", "value": "帮我照顾好我七舅姥爷三外甥女儿和她前一个丈母娘……!" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "刀下留人!" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "钱钱钱 没给钱呢……" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "给了给了 走吧走吧" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "哦 那行 那行……你啥意思啊?" }, { "from": "燕小六", "value": "废话!你怎么知道是小伙儿?" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "你废话 女的能当采花贼么" }, { "from": "燕小六", "value": "嗯……都留点神阿遇上穿官靴的及时向我报告" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "六 六儿 刚才过去一个" }, { "from": "燕小六", "value": "帮我照顾好我七舅姥爷三外甥女儿和她前一个丈母娘……哪儿跑——!……嗯嗯 师傅 我错了 我不是故意的师傅……李大嘴儿……!" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "那 那啥 我……我……我去买耗子药去啦" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "哎哎 药房在那边呀" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "我……我……我先去翻墙过去 你们晚上想吃啥自己做啊 别等我了阿……" } ] }, { "id": "episode_52_chunk_2", "conversations": [ { "from": "白展堂", "value": "别妄想了朋友 我是不会让你进来的 你以为你缩在墙角求我就没事儿了?光天化日之下 你赤身裸体难道就一点都不感到羞耻么 阿……?" }, { "from": "猫", "value": "喵……" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "……知道还不走 非等着我把你拎走是不是?我数到三 你再不走我就真动手了阿 一、二……!" }, { "from": "祝无双", "value": "放着我来!你说你这么大一个人 跟那么小一只猫咪你叫什么劲呐!" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "谁让它天天堵着门口阿?进进不来出出不去的 人不知道的还以为咱店里闹耗子了呢" }, { "from": "祝无双", "value": "闹耗子它还能长那么瘦么 你看它站都站不稳 哎哟真是的 小脸瘦得……" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "哎哟 它那脸还瘦 比你脸还胖呢" }, { "from": "祝无双", "value": "找点呀你!" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "好 您喂 您喂……您吃 撑死你!这腿给我点麻了" }, { "from": "祝无双", "value": "咱不理他啊 吃东西 不够咱们还有 乖……" } ] }, { "id": "episode_52_chunk_6", "conversations": [ { "from": "白展堂", "value": "好了" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "这铃铛有啥用嘛" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "当然有用了 只要他一推开窗户 叮铃 咱立马就能听到" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "那我还是有危险的嘛" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "人家不是说了嘛 不祸害黄花闺女" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "……" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "嗯哼……祸害也没关系 咱们有机关呢" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "那贼要不走窗户咋办" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "不可能 从门进来那叫强盗" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "有啥区别嘛" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "当然有区别啦 我们贼靠的是技术……" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "哼哼 你们贼……?" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "嗯 哼 他们贼 靠的是技术 而强盗呢 靠的是蛮力 这和我们……" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "嗯……?" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "呸!这和他们贼差远了" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "你有没有当过采花贼" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "我跟你说阿 贼分很多种 我属于飞贼 互相我们不戗行" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "发个誓先" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "发啥誓" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "在我的偷盗生涯中从来没有采过花" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "本人郑重发誓 在我的职业生涯中 从来就没有采过一朵花" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "不要偷换概念 跟我说站起来!“本人郑重发誓……”" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "本人郑重发誓……" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "在我白展堂的偷盗生涯中" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "“在我白展堂的……”咱能换个词儿么?" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "不行" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "在我白展堂的偷盗生涯中" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "从来没有接触过任何一个女性" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "“从来就没有接触过任何一个女性”——除了我娘" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "你娘可以——“也没有进过任何一个姑娘的闺房……”" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "——你净扯 那怎么可能呢 最好的珠宝一般都藏在闺房里" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "哦……前前后后都进过几间闺房呀?" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "我给你查查啊扶远将军府:一间、两间、三间……康王府:四间、五间……六间!……" } ] }, { "id": "episode_52_chunk_7", "conversations": [ { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "唉 嘘嘘 秀才 小六不在吧?" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "不在!" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "哦 呵呵" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "你手里拿的什么啊?" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "耗子药 嘿 这么大一大包呢 别说猫了 老虎也给它放倒了!嘿嘿" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "你真忍心下得了毒手阿?猫咪很无辜的" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "这话你留着跟耗子说去吧 哼" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "出去!你给我出去!" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "是你自己非问的……妈呀!哎呀 你俩在这儿聊着呐……哎呀你看看 一不小心撞门上了 有点酸 但不是很疼 呵呵呵……" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "哟哟哟哟 能把鼻子撞得哄而不肿 酸而不疼 不愧是传说中的盗圣" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "嘿嘿" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "你先管好你的熊猫眼儿吧 免得出去了让人当国宝给逮喽 呵呵呵……" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "哎哟 谢谢关心阿 红鼻子盗圣" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "那是应该的 四眼书生" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "行行行行……别吵啦 这叫身在福中不知福" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "大嘴你什么意思 啊?" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "你想啊 被自己所喜欢的人争风吃醋大打出手 那是一件多么幸福的事儿" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "那也不能动不动就打人吧!" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "呃……说 你说" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "唉……好 就算她是好意阿 她不能老是这样啊" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "呃……其实我觉得小郭这人挺好的是吧 又实诚 又仗义" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "对对对" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "我没说她不好 可她凶起来……人无双就从来不发脾气" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "无双那是蔫儿坏 看起来老实 其实人品一塌糊涂" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "是 你说 哪有小郭那么大气上档次阿" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "那我怎么就没看出来呢" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "我是无双的师兄 她那点破事儿 她那点小九九我能不知道吗 怎么跟人小郭比呀 那么大方那么有层次!" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "是 你说我俩还曾经共过事 我跟你说 无双简而言之就用一句话就可以表达了!" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "说" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "她不是个东西!" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "谁说无双不是东西了?她就是个好姑娘!又贤惠又善良 而且她特别有爱心 处处保护小动物 你再说那郭芙蓉、小郭 动不动就动手 一着急就上火 啪!啪!扑哧……A型B型O型AB型都有……太血腥啦!这个世界暴力太多了!我们就是要反对暴力 我们这个戏的主题就是要反对暴力 可她处处施暴……!我现在一想到她我就感到毛骨悚然 我甚至就感觉她就站在我的身后看见没?……你们是看不见的 我已经出现幻觉了" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "我们看见了 不是幻觉 是真的" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "哎呀呀 你要干什么?" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "别害怕 这是用来对付采花贼的" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "哎呀 芙妹呀 太狠了——不狠点儿他没有记性!" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "是 不狠不足以平民愤!" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "对!" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "放心吧 以后我再也不会对你动手动脚的了" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "真的假的" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "真的 你赶紧去找你那既贤惠又能干而且还特有爱心的无双去吧 那只猫你也不用杀了 以后阿你就搂着它睡好了 阿!" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "芙妹……" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "歌屋恩!" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "“歌屋恩”……什么意思?" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "我知道:“滚”我滚、我滚" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "注意吐字归音 我说的是“滚”!" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "我试试阿……" } ] }, { "id": "episode_52_chunk_8", "conversations": [ { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "二百八十多间闺房 还带评奖的 最佳装修 最佳地段 他咋不评一个最佳业主呢……" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "这活儿没法干了!我要辞职!我要回家我现在就走!" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "秀才又咋招你咧?" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "他没招我 是我自己犯贱 名知道男人都是喜新厌旧 吃锅望盆!" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "——还浮想联翩 藕断丝连……!" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "反正我要回家了 你多保重" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "站住!吵归吵 不要翻脸阿……总得给人家一个悔过的空间嘛" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "留不了嘛 那老白要是总在背后说你坏话 同时还说别的女人有多好多好 你乐意阿?" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "这你就受不了咧 秀才要是告诉过你他进过二百八十多间闺房 还评出了最佳业主……" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "那老白要是每天在你耳边子曰这子曰那……" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "秀才要是一有风吹草动就自己逃走把你留下……" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "那老白要是每天任打任骂都不还手 一点男子汉气概都没有……" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "秀才要是跟你拜了天地进了洞房 还没有向你求过婚……" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "那老白要是怀里揣着好几十两银子却连一个最便宜的胭脂都舍不得给你买……" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "那秀才要是一文钱都没有 还老想预支工钱为你买这买那……" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "那老白要是——他都给你买什么啦?" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "胭脂呀 问我借的钱送给我之后 也不说啥时候换钱 那人情倒成他的了……哎呀……" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "啧啧 这就是男人!以为一点点小恩小惠就能把咱们玩弄于股掌之中" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "哼哼 让他们见鬼去吧" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "说得好 让我们尽弃前嫌携手并进 轰轰烈烈地守一辈子活寡!" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "嗯……?呵呵……你守你的阿 我会在背后默默地支持你……阿" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "嗤……!" } ] }, { "id": "episode_52_chunk_11", "conversations": [ { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "哎呀妈呀 你还真滚阿 这家伙都成滚地虫了" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "滚地龙" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "啊行 滚地龙 滚地龙" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "秀才 来 喝杯姜汤压压惊 阿" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "我不惊 我就是一身身冒冷汗" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "怎么的 怕小郭打你呀" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "我怕她不打我 他要是走了我该怎么办 阿?" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "哼哼 还咋办 再找一个去呗——" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "嗯嗯……!" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "——哪儿找那么好的去 是吧" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "秀才 你说实话 你有没有过后悔" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "啊?难道你后悔过阿" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "嗤!我那又不象小郭那么爱耍性子" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "那你那红鼻子……" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "意外 纯属意外!" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "我就怕这样的意外越来越多 越来越密集 越来越有杀伤力……" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "快别说了 听着怪慎人的 别说了" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "哎呀妈呀 这家伙我终于知道那个金钟罩铁布衫是为谁准备的了阿" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "大嘴你错了" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "错了!" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "对于我们俩来说金钟罩根本就没有戏" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "不可能!" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "必须得是少林十八铜人金刚护体第九重而且是人家发挥失常我们俩超常发挥" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "呵呵 叫……叫……叫你们俩一整我都……我都不敢谈恋爱了 呵呵……" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "千万都别谈 你看看我这鼻子" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "看看我这眼睛" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "还有很多……你根本看不到的地方" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "看不到的地方 哪儿啊?" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "啧 心呐!" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "不是这既然你们俩这么痛苦那你俩干脆别谈了呗 是吧 咱们仨当王老五 那多热闹阿 是吧?" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "——今儿天气还不错阿……" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "——嗯呐 今儿天气不错 挺好的" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "——最近身体挺好吧" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "——我一直很好" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "——得加强锻炼" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "——那是 一定……" } ] }, { "id": "episode_52_chunk_12", "conversations": [ { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "咋……咋……咋……咋……咋地啦?" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "嘘!……有人在屋顶!" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "小心迷魂香……" }, { "from": "猫", "value": "喵……喵……" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "唉 又是那只可恶的猫鸵鸟 出来吧" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "啥……啥是鸵鸟阿?" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "还好是只猫" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "干什么……!" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "……那什么 没什么事儿我先走了" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "等一下 你刚才表现的还不错嘛……" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "呵呵呵" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "这次……暂且放了你 下次再敢犯同样的错误 小心我……" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "嘿嘿嘿 当心……!我们先回去吧" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "@#$%^&*_+……" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "你说啥?" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "^&*_+@#$%……呵呵 我憋得难受 哎呀……" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "刚才吓着了么?" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "你鼻子还疼不疼了……你过来" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "干啥" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "我给你揉揉鼻子" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "我鼻子不疼了" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "哎呀……我看一看" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "那你轻点儿啊……哎呀……" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "啊————!!!" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "不好!千万别喘气 小心迷魂香!" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "坚持不了多久了" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "能撑一会儿是一会儿——外面的朋友!" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "——这里没有黄花闺女!" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "有的只是已婚的半老徐娘……但是是风情万种风韵犹存的那种 怎么的!" }, { "from": "祝无双", "value": "恭禧恭禧恭禧你啊……" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "好好说话!" }, { "from": "祝无双", "value": "恭喜恭喜 你们俩什么时候结的婚阿?" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "上个月初八!——这声音听着有点儿耳熟?" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "好像是无双……嘘……无双阿?——祝无双……?" }, { "from": "祝无双", "value": "师兄……!" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "你个死丫头阿!谁让你在屋顶上偷听我俩说话的?" }, { "from": "祝无双", "value": "谁让你们大晚上的还说悄悄话?" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "你赶紧给我下来啊 我给你开门去……这死丫头装神弄鬼的 倒吊着吓唬我们!" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "象《午夜凶铃》一样……" } ] }, { "id": "episode_52_chunk_13", "conversations": [ { "from": "白展堂", "value": "来了来了阿 无双等一会儿" }, { "from": "祝无双", "value": "师兄……!" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "小丫头片子你啊 吓师兄 这一身冷汗……" }, { "from": "祝无双", "value": "哎?你们两个什么时候好上的?" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "啧!大人的事儿 小孩儿别缠和" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "你也是的 这大晚上的跑到屋顶上干啥 为啥不走正门呢" }, { "from": "祝无双", "value": "我……本来就没打算进门阿" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "小郭不在 你该说啥就说啥 阿" }, { "from": "祝无双", "value": "她在也没关系 我只是来看看你们好不好……唉——放着我来!" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "哎哟 还是那个样子" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "还这样 这孩子" }, { "from": "祝无双", "value": "我刚走三个月嘛" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "三个月里头你都干了点啥事情呀" }, { "from": "祝无双", "value": "我……" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "你看我干啥呀 湘玉问你话呢" }, { "from": "祝无双", "value": "然后……然后就没有了" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "哦……呵……啊?" }, { "from": "祝无双", "value": "嘻嘻——吃了吐" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "快说" }, { "from": "祝无双", "value": "我就见过他一面 不过 他是我见过的最狭义最豪迈 最有男子气概的男子汉!" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "呀……你是不是……啊?" }, { "from": "祝无双", "value": "是什嘛?……呃 不跟你说了" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "呀……喜欢就喜欢 有啥不好意思的嘛" }, { "from": "祝无双", "value": "我不是喜欢他 我找他 我只是想知……" }, { "from": "猫", "value": "喵……" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "弄死他算了……我说是那只猫" }, { "from": "祝无双", "value": "哦……哪只猫阿?" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "就那个头上有一缕黄的" }, { "from": "祝无双", "value": "为什么要弄死它阿?" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "你自己到屋顶上看看去吧……" }, { "from": "祝无双", "value": "咪咪 啧啧啧 咪咪阿 哦 乖阿 我是无双姐姐 哦 认得我 是不是啊 咦 长胖了阿 嘿嘿还是猫咪好啊 哎 你有没有意中人阿 如果有的话 可别让他走掉了阿 不然就再也找不回来喽……就算我找到他我跟他说什么呢……呵 总不能像你一样老是喵……喵……的吧 阿……?" } ] }, { "id": "episode_52_chunk_14", "conversations": [ { "from": "燕小六", "value": "开门!" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "来了来了……怎么样?" }, { "from": "燕小六", "value": "臭小子 跑得还真利索阿" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "那采花贼跑了?" }, { "from": "燕小六", "value": "放心 跑不了 那人脸上挂了彩 特别好认" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "啊?你还跟他交过手了?" }, { "from": "燕小六", "value": "不是我 是钱夫人 你说这采花贼真有意思阿 哪不好去 非得跑到钱夫人屋里 被她当头一抓 差点没把耳朵揪下来" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "你说这老头儿 不挑食阿?" }, { "from": "燕小六", "value": "帮我照顾好我七舅姥爷……!" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "刀下留人!——我耳朵又没被揪下来" }, { "from": "燕小六", "value": "师兄 我衙门有点事儿 我先去……你有嘛情况 及时向我汇报阿……" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "等等小六 你跟我把话说清楚 唉 展堂凭啥就看不上我咧 小六 小六!你给我说清楚……!" }, { "from": "祝无双", "value": "发生什么事了" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "采花贼来了" }, { "from": "祝无双", "value": "啊?!" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "没事没事 又走了" }, { "from": "祝无双", "value": "阿……唉 他不会再来吧?" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "只要你不在这儿他就不能来" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "嗯?你说这话啥意思嘛!" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "哦……我的意思是 你特别有安全感" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "你才有安全感 你们全家都有安全感" }, { "from": "祝无双", "value": "有安全感是好事儿!……呃…… 你们慢聊 我先睡了" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "无双阿 睡前记得把门窗关好啊!" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "等等……我……就真地那么不招人喜欢么" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "谁说的" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "那你还说我有安全感?" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "我那是夸你呢" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "夸?" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "你看是这样啊 有一部分女性阿 是属于特别有女人味儿的 让人一看了就想犯罪的" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "比如……?" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "除郭芙蓉以外 绝大部分女性均有此特点 但还有一部分女性 即有女人味儿 又让人不想犯罪比如说你……" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "咋回事嘛 烦死人了" }, { "from": "佟石头", "value": "姐!" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "石头……!" }, { "from": "佟石头", "value": "姐……!姐夫!" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "你咋来了呀" }, { "from": "佟石头", "value": "想你了嘛" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "快快快 坐坐坐 呀 手咋这么凉的呀 展堂 赶紧烧点开水给他洗个热水澡" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "好好好" }, { "from": "佟石头", "value": "唉唉唉 姐夫姐夫 甭忙咧 呃我去年洗过澡咧" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "哎呀洗这么勤呢" }, { "from": "佟石头", "value": "姐 今天我累得很 哎呀有啥事 咱明天再说吧 行吧 我睡觉去了" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "哎哎哎 石头……这孩子 真是的 呵呵呵……" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "他可不是普通孩子啊……" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "啥意思嘛" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "他穿的那是官靴 鞋后跟有两颗这么大的翠玉……!" } ] }, { "id": "episode_52_chunk_15", "conversations": [ { "from": "佟石头", "value": "这老姐下手这么狠的 呀 出血了" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "澡不洗 脚总得洗一下吧" }, { "from": "佟石头", "value": "哎呀 我上个月洗过了" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "靴子……那只……马上就要入冬了 再不洗就要得冻疮了" }, { "from": "佟石头", "value": "行 我知道了 你先出去吧" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "不要光泡脚拿手搓一搓" }, { "from": "佟石头", "value": "我知道了 你先出去行不行 我自己的脚我还不会洗?" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "佟石头 我可是你姐啊!" }, { "from": "佟石头", "value": "行行行 看吧 自己看吧" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "你有没有啥话要对我说呀" }, { "from": "佟石头", "value": "你比以前漂亮了" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "你不要花言巧语的!还有呢?" }, { "from": "佟石头", "value": "嗯……身材比以前好多了" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "佟石头我再给你最后一个机会!" }, { "from": "佟石头", "value": "姐!你到底啥意思嘛" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "你……你有没有干那些不该干的事情" }, { "from": "佟石头", "value": "比如?" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "没有比如 你不要抱着侥幸的心理 你的那些事情我已经知道咧 现在坦白还有一条生路……" }, { "from": "佟石头", "value": "你都知道了还问我干啥呢么?" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "你就嘴硬吧你!我不管你 迟早会有人管你的我跟你说!你等着……!" }, { "from": "佟石头", "value": "咦?咋了么这是 嗯……?她知道这事咧……?不可能阿 绝对不可能……她要是知道这事情了 早就闹翻天了……" } ] }, { "id": "episode_52_chunk_16", "conversations": [ { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "放开我 放开我 放开我……!" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "上一边去!" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "让我一头撞死算了!" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "你真要撞是不是?" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "真没有脸再活下去了!" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "好 撞吧 往上撞" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "我的酒咋少了这么多?" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "别给我整那没用的啦!你想想现在怎么挽救吧!" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "我救得了吗 这种事儿只有靠衙门了!" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "靠衙门这种事儿没法收场阿 大明律第四卷第二十六条 未经允许偷进闺房那是要充军的阿!" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "那你得充多少次军呀?" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "啧 人说石头呢你老挂上我 我不是有免罪金牌呢嘛!" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "那你说咋办嘛 我咋摊上了这么个弟弟嘛" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "要我说 咱就跟他摊牌 把这件事情的严重性给他从头到尾讲清楚" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "没有用的 你知道他为啥叫个石头吗?" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "他跟家里人犟 跟我这外人磨不开面吧?" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "那你就试试吧……但你还是给他留点面子吧" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "那得看他自己要不要这面子了……" } ] }, { "id": "episode_52_chunk_17", "conversations": [ { "from": "佟石头", "value": "啥?!采花贼?!" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "你先别激动 现在只是嫌疑还没给你最后定性呢" }, { "from": "佟石头", "value": "你……谁跟你说的" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "来来来 你先坐下 定定神儿 别老一惊一乍的……石头阿 姐夫问你啊 你这官靴 是怎么回事儿啊?" }, { "from": "佟石头", "value": "官靴?官靴我爹给的 翡翠 我娘亲手镶的 有问题?" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "那我再问你啊 你这耳朵……怎么回事儿?" }, { "from": "佟石头", "value": "这……走路不小心磕的 咋咧阿" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "磕的?阿那好 来 再给我磕一个 专磕耳朵根子后面儿 来磕一个 磕一个!" }, { "from": "佟石头", "value": "不要逼我啊!" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "怎么招 又想跟我使你那虎爪拳啦?" }, { "from": "佟石头", "value": "嗯……我现在改形意拳咧……黑虎掏心 白鹤展翅!" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "看你那猴样儿 还白鹤呢 下一招是不是要脚底抹油阿?" }, { "from": "佟石头", "value": "姐夫 保重 回头再给你解释 姐夫 帮我跟我姐道个歉 阿!保重……!" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "哎……" } ] }, { "id": "episode_52_chunk_18", "conversations": [ { "from": "白展堂", "value": "逃阿 逃阿 我看你逃哪儿去?" }, { "from": "佟石头", "value": "唉 姐 来咧 ……哎哟" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "你给我站住 小心我点你啊 石头我告诉你 你再这么瞎闹下去我真把你送衙门去!" }, { "from": "佟石头", "value": "姐夫……我这儿有二百两银票" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "……你这是贿赂我啊" }, { "from": "佟石头", "value": "啥叫贿赂嘛 这叫慰问——谢谢你照顾我姐" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "啧!都是自己人 客气啥呀——上哪儿能兑换?" }, { "from": "佟石头", "value": "任何钱庄票行 都能换成现银" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "谢谢阿……" }, { "from": "佟石头", "value": "哎 哎 哎 放开我" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "你还是不能走" }, { "from": "佟石头", "value": "你把银子还我!" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "还什么还" }, { "from": "佟石头", "value": "哎 哎 哎 放开我 我咬咧阿" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "你也二十多岁的人了 你不为你自己考虑你也为你爹为你娘为你姐考虑考虑啊!" }, { "from": "佟石头", "value": "我也没干啥怀事情么!我进那些闺房 就是想找个人" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "你骗谁呢?满大街都是人 你进闺房找什么人去?" }, { "from": "佟石头", "value": "我找咧 没找见么……!唉 姐夫 我上次走镖的时候 路过十八里铺的时候 在醉仙楼吃饭的工夫 我见了一个姑娘 哎呀!那姑娘长得 啧啧……" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "你说归说 别流哈喇子" }, { "from": "佟石头", "value": "真的很好……哎呀 长得……很是贤惠、温柔……和我以前见的姑娘 完全不一样" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "那姑娘干啥的" }, { "from": "佟石头", "value": "打杂的 但是干得很专业 干啥事情都干得井井有条的 就是那个老板对他不好 连打带骂的 我实在看不下去了 就跟他吵了两句 然后……" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "然后咋了" }, { "from": "佟石头", "value": "把那醉仙楼给他砸了" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "合着醉仙楼是被你砸的?" }, { "from": "佟石头", "value": "阿 第二天我又去了 一打听才知道 那个姑娘因为我 被开除咧" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "——所以 你就到处地找她……" }, { "from": "佟石头", "value": "我就是想当面儿告诉她 跟她说声对不起 可是呀 不知道她在啥地方 所以呀 开始四处乱找……从十八里铺 到左家庄 再从左家庄 到七侠镇 反正所有的闺房 我都进去了" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "行了 你未经许可你进人家的房间你这就是犯罪" }, { "from": "佟石头", "value": "我经过许可咧呀 每次进门之前我都先敲门 然后她们说“请进!”我才敢进去" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "那横不能所有人都说请进吧?" }, { "from": "佟石头", "value": "也有不说的 今天晚上就碰上一个女的啥都不说就问我“谁呀?”我说“我!”她说“啧!死鬼 你咋才来呢 让人家等了一晚上……”" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "然后呢?" }, { "from": "佟石头", "value": "然后 就把门开开咧 就抱我、亲我……最后、挠我" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "挠你?" }, { "from": "佟石头", "value": "挠我 一边挠一边喊救命 你看看 耳朵后边儿让她挠得……" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "活该!那你为什么不白天打听阿?" }, { "from": "佟石头", "value": "我打听咧 可是我不知道她叫啥名子么 又没记清她长得啥样" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "你连人长啥样儿你都给忘啦?" }, { "from": "佟石头", "value": "啧 不是 我又不是文学家我咋能说清楚呢?" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "眼睛大还是小 鼻子高还是低 这还说不在清楚么?" }, { "from": "佟石头", "value": "哎呀 这种人满大街都是" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "……那她还有别的特征么?" }, { "from": "佟石头", "value": "不知道 我只知道 她是我见过的……最温柔、最贤惠、最惊心动魄的姑娘!" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "惊心动魄?她是一女鬼呀" }, { "from": "佟石头", "value": "说啥呢?" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "开个玩笑!——那她除了惊心动魄 还有其它的特征么?" }, { "from": "佟石头", "value": "反正不管啥事 就一句话 “放着我来”" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "嗯哼……嗯哼……" }, { "from": "佟石头", "value": "姐夫 笑啥呢嘛 我说的是真话" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "石头……姐夫问你啊 你……想不想见这姑娘阿?" }, { "from": "佟石头", "value": "想啊 太想咧" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "那你这二百两银子……" }, { "from": "佟石头", "value": "归你咧!花完以后 再管我要" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "好说 好说……石头 姐夫跟你说 这个姑娘叫无双 明天一早我带你见她" }, { "from": "佟石头", "value": "真的?那姐夫阿 那你能不能——" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "——替你美言两句!" }, { "from": "佟石头", "value": "哎——呀姐夫 啥都不说咧 全靠你咧!嘿嘿" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "……" } ] }, { "id": "episode_52_chunk_19", "conversations": [ { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "哎呀……" }, { "from": "祝无双", "value": "……" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "Hi~无双?!" }, { "from": "祝无双", "value": "Hi~小郭!" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "阿 呃……你什么时候来的阿?" }, { "from": "祝无双", "value": "啊……昨天晚上 不过我马上要走的" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "啊——那——马上是什么时候啊?" }, { "from": "祝无双", "value": "吃完晚饭?" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "啊?" }, { "from": "祝无双", "value": "那就吃完午饭……?" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "哦……" }, { "from": "祝无双", "value": "——早饭……?" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "呵呵……" }, { "from": "祝无双", "value": "哦……那还是 不吃了阿……" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "阿一路顺风恕不远送阿……再见 呵哈哈……" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "无双……?!你……你……你什么时候来的啊?" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "嗯哼……!" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "……" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "“你你你……” 结巴什么呀 见个面儿 至于激动成这样儿啊?哼哼" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "我也没办法 芙妹她看得紧啊……" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "说什么呐!——说什么呐!" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "呀——又是一年春来到 柳絮儿漫天飘……" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "这明明是一首歌嘛 有本事你给我唱出来呀……!" } ] }, { "id": "episode_52_chunk_21", "conversations": [ { "from": "白展堂", "value": "你说什么?!" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "我也没办法 芙妹她看得紧啊……" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "你呀你呀 你就找块儿嫩点儿的豆腐撞死你得了!" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "这又不是豆腐……再说又不是我赶她走的 芙妹她……" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "太不像话了 没见过这么办事儿的" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "这话你当她面说去" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "我凭啥说呀 她又不是我女朋友 这就没换成惠兰 这要换成惠兰 我早就一大耳刮子我……" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "接着说" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "大耳刮子怎么了?" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "我……我糊我自己脸上然后我再跪地求饶请求她原谅" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "原谅啥呀" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "朝三暮四招蜂引蝶呗" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "哼 我就朝三暮四啦我……要知道是这样我当初还不如选了无双呢" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "哎 小郭你啥时候来的?" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "哎哟哟哟!我错了我错了!您大人不记小人过、宰相肚里能撑船、月落乌啼霜满天、夫妇双双把家还…………!" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "你瞧瞧你这熊样儿阿 人还没来呢你就吓成这样 人要来了你不得以死谢罪呀?!" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "真没来呀吓死我了" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "哼" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "你就坏吧 迟早遭报应" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "你才遭报应呢!本来挺好的小两口 眉来眼去唇红齿白的 活活让你给搅和黄了!" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "那我把无双找回来!" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "上哪儿啊秀才" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "找无双去呗" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "……" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "我是为了无双的幸福……" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "说什么?你说什么?你给我再说一遍!" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "……我也是为了弥补我们俩犯下的过错……" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "好啊……你现在觉得我们俩在一快儿是一种过错了是不是?!" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "不是 你想哪去了 我跟无双都这么久了 我们……我……" }, { "from": "佟石头", "value": "你说啥?!" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "嗯 无双已经走了" }, { "from": "佟石头", "value": "姐夫……" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "……确实走了 让小郭给逼走的 就是她仗势欺人无法无天!" }, { "from": "佟石头", "value": "你 你为啥要赶她走" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "谁叫她先勾引我们家秀才!" }, { "from": "佟石头", "value": "勾引……?" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "小两口打架咱躲远点儿省得伤着咱" }, { "from": "佟石头", "value": "哎呀姐夫 那她到底走没走嘛!" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "走啦……!" }, { "from": "佟石头", "value": "这……?!——银子银子……!" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "……但是我能把她找回来!……你放心!别老提银子的事儿……" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "秀才 拿菜进厨房!" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "嗯呐……" } ] }, { "id": "episode_52_chunk_22", "conversations": [ { "from": "佟石头", "value": "咋样儿姐夫?" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "别提了!" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "啊?还没有找着阿?" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "到处都找了 人家说看见她抱着一只猫向南边走了" }, { "from": "佟石头", "value": "那到南边去找她嘛!" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "哎呀 南边是西凉河!" }, { "from": "佟石头", "value": "她不会跳河吧姐夫?" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "不会吧……?谁又没招她 她跳什么河呀……" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "没招她?!" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "唉 就算我骂她是猪 那……她也骂回来了呀……!无双 脾气那么好……她一定不会想不开的……" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "你以为人人都跟你一样啊……没心没肺!" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "我……我错了还不行嘛……!" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "说啥都没用了!——你说那么贤惠一姑娘就这么没了……" }, { "from": "佟石头", "value": "说啥?!" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "我是说她失踪了 不是那个“没”了……" }, { "from": "佟石头", "value": "不行 我找她去!" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "你人生地不熟的你上哪儿找阿?" }, { "from": "佟石头", "value": "不知道 反正我找不见她我就……对不起……" }, { "from": "祝无双", "value": "谢谢你……" }, { "from": "祝无双", "value": "你说啥?" }, { "from": "佟石头", "value": "哎呀 我在到处找你" }, { "from": "祝无双", "value": "我也是呀……" }, { "from": "佟石头", "value": "呃……你没事吧 挺好的吧?" }, { "from": "祝无双", "value": "挺好的……你呢?" }, { "from": "佟石头", "value": "啊哈……我也挺好的 嘿嘿……" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "我就说没事儿么……呵呵……" }, { "from": "大伙儿", "value": "呵呵 呵呵……" } ] }, { "id": "episode_52_chunk_23", "conversations": [ { "from": "佟石头", "value": "来咧——蒜薹炒肉丝——!" }, { "from": "祝无双", "value": "放着我来 放着我来" }, { "from": "佟石头", "value": "我来 我来……" }, { "from": "祝无双", "value": "我来 我来嘛……" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "好了 好了 好了……!别瞎客气了阿你 是他见过的最温柔最贤惠最惊心动魄的姑娘" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "他 是你见过的最侠义最豪迈最有气概的男子汉" }, { "from": "佟石头", "value": "那你来" }, { "from": "祝无双", "value": "你来嘛" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "好好我来……" }, { "from": "小米", "value": "大家吃好了……今儿这饭 肯定不是大嘴儿做的 一闻就知道" }, { "from": "大伙儿", "value": "脚 脚 脚……!" }, { "from": "小米", "value": "啧……!" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "唉!脚咋瘸了呢?" }, { "from": "小米", "value": "咳呀 别提了 叫猫挠的!" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "猫能挠成那样儿啊?" }, { "from": "小米", "value": "前两天我不是去了一趟十八里铺的那个醉仙楼嘛 刚往门口一坐 过来一只猫就挠我 挠完就跑 这我一追 撞门框上了……" }, { "from": "祝无双", "value": "噢……后来你就趴在地上死活都不肯起来!害得我被掌柜的打骂……幸好有佟少侠出手相救阿!" }, { "from": "佟石头", "value": "呃呃 那是应该的……唉 呃……你说的那只猫 是不是头上长着一撮黄毛儿?" }, { "from": "小米", "value": "你也见过?!" }, { "from": "佟石头", "value": "呀——见过!就是 我走镖的时候 就没打算在这个醉仙楼住着 就那只猫 带着一群小猫 在那个路上死活不让我过去……" }, { "from": "小米", "value": "这群死猫……!" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "等等……也就是说 这只猫先挡住了石头 让他进醉仙楼 然后它又挠了小米 让小米来追它 最后导致无双挨骂 石头出手相救……" }, { "from": "祝无双", "value": "唉!还有今天早晨 我走了之后阿 它抢了我的手绢儿 一路从西凉河 把它叼回了大门口唉……!" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "——所以说你才回来的!" }, { "from": "祝无双", "value": "阿……我本来以为它是舍不得走 原来……原来它是另有原因……" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "哎呀……你们俩的这段缘份 原来是因为那只猫……?" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "哎哎哎 大嘴 你上哪儿去呀?" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "上屋顶喂猫!" } ] }, { "id": "episode_53_chunk_1", "conversations": [ { "from": "佟石头", "value": "哎呀,我的个神啊!" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "有啥话就说。" }, { "from": "佟石头", "value": "那个啥,姐,我找姐夫有点事情,你先出去。" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "啥话不能跟姐说的这是我的屋你让我去哪儿啊?" }, { "from": "佟石头", "value": "姐夫" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "哎" }, { "from": "佟石头", "value": "是男人的话把你媳妇管一下。" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "出去!老爷们说话老娘们跟着掺和什么?" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "湘玉啊,你现出去,一会我给你捏腰捶腿外带足底按摩,我求求你了,玉。" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "那你长话短说啊。" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "废话少说,赶紧消失!" }, { "from": "佟石头", "value": "姐夫姐夫姐夫!那个无双和你熟不熟?" } ] }, { "id": "episode_53_chunk_2", "conversations": [ { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "香得很,放了桂花了吧?" }, { "from": "祝无双", "value": "不是桂花是栀子花,用白醋酿过,闻着像桂花,但是没有桂花那么涩口。" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "你脑子是啥做的咋啥都知道呢?" }, { "from": "祝无双", "value": "知道这有什么用啊,真正有用的,我两眼一摸黑。" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "有用的具体指啥嘛?" }, { "from": "祝无双", "value": "嗯我还是包我的汤圆吧。" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "我觉得呀你要喜欢他他也喜欢你那就干脆……" }, { "from": "祝无双", "value": "干脆?……" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "你不是要包汤圆吗?" }, { "from": "祝无双", "value": "掌柜的!" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "不急不急,听我慢慢给你说啊。" } ] }, { "id": "episode_53_chunk_3", "conversations": [ { "from": "佟石头", "value": "那个,我,这个……" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "你能不能不这个那个的,我就问你一句话,你到底喜不喜欢无双?" }, { "from": "佟石头", "value": "喜欢。" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "那就追啊大哥!小舅子。" }, { "from": "佟石头", "value": "那姐夫,那你得帮我啊!" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "这种事别人没法帮,越帮越忙。" }, { "from": "佟石头", "value": "把银子还给我还给我!" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "什么银子啊!" }, { "from": "佟石头", "value": "我先前给你的二百五十两银子,忘了?" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "等会儿!不是二百两吗怎么扭脸儿就二百五了?" }, { "from": "佟石头", "value": "二百两是本钱,五十两是利息,还我还我!" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "你这熊孩子你给我坐好了!听姐夫给你慢慢道来。" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "石头是在糖水里泡大的。" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "无双是在苦水里泡大的。" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "他看着老成,但心理年龄还停留在七至八岁。" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "她看着年轻,但实际年龄至少比你大两三岁" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "就我的了解,在几年之内他应该不太会变。" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "据我的分析,她再熬几年她就不太好嫁了" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "我建议在你彻底爱上他之前应该再好好的观察一下。" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "我认为,在她全面投降之前应该再狠狠的表现一下。" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "你千万不要被表面现象蒙蔽了。" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "咱必须得把表面功夫做足做透。" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "感情毕竟是一辈子的事。" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "感觉毕竟是一瞬间的事。" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "所以说绝对不能轻举妄动。" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "过了这村就没这店了啊。" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "具体怎么选择,还得看你自己。" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "甭管怎么表现,全听我的。" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "无论如何还是要预祝你得到幸福。" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "只要我在,没人能逃出咱的手心。" } ] }, { "id": "episode_53_chunk_5", "conversations": [ { "from": "佟石头", "value": "她是我姐还是她姐,这啥人吗这是。" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "吃一堑长一智,下回再不敢胡吹了。" }, { "from": "佟石头", "value": "我也不想胡吹嘛!你看她那眼神。姐夫,有空你得管管我姐了,管不住就打!打不听就踹!再不听就一板儿砖上去,还反了她了!" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "行了石头,来试试。" }, { "from": "佟石头", "value": "大嘴哥,这啥东西这么老沉的?咋耍的开嘛?" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "年轻人你就是嫩呐,看着啊!" }, { "from": "佟石头", "value": "哎呀!我的神啊!哎姐夫,这得是传说中的李元霸啊!" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "我呀,我李元霸他爹。你接着!" }, { "from": "佟石头", "value": "咦?咋这么轻了?" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "关键在石锁底上这环上。我在地底下埋了个钩,你只要把这环往钩上这么一钩,你使多大劲儿你也拿不起来。等你拿的时候呢,把这钩一摘,那你不就可劲儿耍了!" }, { "from": "佟石头", "value": "大嘴哥!" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "行行,这都是你姐夫出的主意。" }, { "from": "佟石头", "value": "哎呀,姐夫,哎呀这辈子娶了我姐呀委屈你了。" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "可不敢胡说啊。这样,石头赶紧操练起来,姐夫给你叫人去啊。" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "不是不是,老白,就这么走啦?嘿嘿嘿嘿嘿嘿" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "拿着,佟少侠赏的,省着点花啊。" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "哎哎!" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "九百九十八,九百九十九,一千!" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "快放下!这孩子别闪着腰。" }, { "from": "佟石头", "value": "没事!闪不着,才一百来斤。在家我都练八百斤的!" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "当年李元霸没遇见你那是他命好啊!" }, { "from": "佟石头", "value": "姐夫,李元霸就算了,我的目标,小悟空!" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "有志气!" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "哦?这位想必就是传说中的超级赛亚小能人吧?" }, { "from": "佟石头", "value": "姐夫!" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "这没你事儿,回屋呆着去!" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "不急,这石锁借我玩一下嘛。" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "掌柜的,那啥,我给你挪挪" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "别闪着腰啊。" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "好了!" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "这一套蒙小孩可以,蒙我!蒙我!" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "蒙你咋的了?往起拎呐?嘿嘿。" }, { "from": "祝无双", "value": "你没练过功别伤者身子啊。" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "就是嘛!" }, { "from": "佟石头", "value": "要不你来试一下?" }, { "from": "祝无双", "value": "我?我好久没练功啦。" }, { "from": "佟石头", "value": "哎呀来嘛,就当玩嘛,试一下。" }, { "from": "佟石头", "value": "来来来来。" }, { "from": "祝无双", "value": "那我要是拎不起来,你们不许笑我啊!" }, { "from": "祝无双", "value": "不笑不笑。" }, { "from": "祝无双", "value": "不行,实在太沉啦。" }, { "from": "佟石头", "value": "在试一下。" }, { "from": "祝无双", "value": "不试了不试了。" }, { "from": "佟石头", "value": "不试了?看我的。one,two,three走!" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "好!好!" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "耗子!" }, { "from": "祝无双", "value": "啊?掌柜的你怎么力气这么大了?" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "你也行的!" }, { "from": "祝无双", "value": "啊!" }, { "from": "佟石头", "value": "姐夫!" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "李大嘴你咋能干这事呢啊?" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "我……我……" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "我什么我!做人图啥啊?不就图个心安理得吗?啊?还不认罪!" } ] }, { "id": "episode_53_chunk_7", "conversations": [ { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "这招能管用吗?" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "不求管用,只要让她知道咱石头是条汉子这就够了。" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "来了赶紧的!" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "两千九百九十七,两千九百九十八,两千九百九十九,坚持三千!石头你果然是条汉子耶!无双?你什么时候来的?" }, { "from": "祝无双", "value": "刚来刚来。" }, { "from": "佟石头", "value": "不行了,老啦,我一前随便一做就是好几万!" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "过了过了,悠着点吹" }, { "from": "祝无双", "value": "一下子做那么多俯卧撑,你不累呀!" }, { "from": "佟石头", "value": "我习惯了,其实吧,我也不想做那么多,你看,二头肌不答应" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "哟就你那细胳膊细腿的哪来的二头肌嘛。" }, { "from": "祝无双", "value": "呀一口气做了三千个俯卧撑!" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "三千个不错嘛啥时候起床的?" }, { "from": "佟石头", "value": "刚起的也就比你早起个十分钟。" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "十分钟,一个俯卧撑就算你一秒,一分钟六十个那三千个需要多久?" }, { "from": "佟石头", "value": "哎谁有算盘呢?" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "不用算了一共需要五十分钟。" }, { "from": "佟石头", "value": "姐夫?" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "石头做的快,十分钟做三千换算下来一秒钟做五个呗。" }, { "from": "佟石头", "value": "嗨也不行了年轻的时候,哎呀一秒钟能作七八十!" }, { "from": "祝无双", "value": "七八十个?" }, { "from": "佟石头", "value": "啊,不信问我姐夫。" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "别问我,你年轻的时候我不认识你!这败家伙。" }, { "from": "佟石头", "value": "你这家伙银子银子,连本带利!" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "有有!有这事!一秒钟做七八十,这小子年轻的时候。为啥做七八十呢?怎么就做七八十了呢?因为" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "无双,小郭上。" }, { "from": "祝无双", "value": "俗话说得好人在江湖飘啊!谁人不挨刀啊!白驼山壮骨粉,挨了刀服一包,包你想挨第二刀。闪了腰服一包,活到二百不显老!" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "白驼山壮骨粉,北宋欧阳锋独家秘方,内用外服均有奇效,本镇各大药房均有销售,购买时请认准黑蛤蟆防伪标志,:呱!呱!" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "赶紧走赶紧走!" } ] }, { "id": "episode_53_chunk_9", "conversations": [ { "from": "白展堂", "value": "你也别生气了,你姐就着样啊。" }, { "from": "佟石头", "value": "她不是我姐!姐夫,我要是你,就上去踹她一脚!就扇她一耳光!啥人吗这是!" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "野蛮。" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "行了石头,别转悠了,我头晕。前两次呢是因为咱没准备好,下一次!你就自己出马吧。" }, { "from": "佟石头", "value": "行,银子还我,拿来。" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "二百两银票,你数数!" }, { "from": "佟石头", "value": "不用数!差五十两。" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "我给你偷去!" }, { "from": "佟石头", "value": "姐夫!你得是不相信我了!" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "不是石头,我总觉得吧,追女孩这事儿还得你自己出马。别人帮忙即使追到手也没啥意思。" }, { "from": "佟石头", "value": "姐夫,你得帮帮我!要不下辈子我,我还给你当小舅子!" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "小舅子啊,你放过姐夫吧,下辈子我给你当小舅子!" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "展堂展堂,帮帮他吧他是你小舅子呢!" }, { "from": "佟石头", "value": "就是嘛!" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "小舅子怎么了?啊?" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "一直把你当条汉子,呵呵没想到" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "没想到什么呀?别说那没头没脑的啊!我不是汉子你是汉子啊?" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "我也不是,什么叫真的汉子?真的汉字就应该像书里说得一样,啊,大碗喝酒,大口吃肉,目空一切不拘小节。除了目空一切之外,还有声调。啊啊高八度说话。喝酒,啃骨头,喝一口酒啃一口骨头,敞开胸襟咚咚咚一碗碗喝,真的汉子。" }, { "from": "佟石头", "value": "哈哈!我知道了!" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "哎,他知道啥了?" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "我也不知道知道啥了。你接着说。" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "其实那都是表面现象,真的汉子,内在啊!要光明磊落不拖泥带水。咱俩还差的很远,与君共勉吧。" } ] }, { "id": "episode_53_chunk_10", "conversations": [ { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "好了好了都不要忙了吃饭吧。哎小贝呢?" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "小贝还没回来呢。可能让先生又留堂了。用不用等她吃啊?" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "不用了,给她留点饭菜出来吧。咱们先吃,给石头盛饭。" }, { "from": "佟石头", "value": "慢!我今天不吃饭了,给我来十坛酒,上!" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "你是不是已经喝过酒了?" }, { "from": "佟石头", "value": "没有啊,咋了?" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "每坛二斤半十坛就是二十五斤。" }, { "from": "佟石头", "value": "这算啥嘛,在家我一个人喝五六十斤呢!不过最近状态不行了,喝不了那么多了。" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "能喝多少算多少,给他上酒,要最烈的那种烧刀子。" }, { "from": "佟石头", "value": "慢!今天不光喝酒我还吃酱牛肉,来十斤,不许切直接上!" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "今儿没酱牛肉。" }, { "from": "佟石头", "value": "那骨头总有吧?大骨头棒子总有吧?上!" }, { "from": "佟石头", "value": "来!给洒家倒酒!" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "酒还一口没喝呢,就成洒家了。" }, { "from": "佟石头", "value": "废话少说!" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "哎你那酒慢点倒啊,倒洒了真成洒家了。" }, { "from": "佟石头", "value": "哼,哼。哈哈哈哈" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "李太白在世也不过就这个酒量。" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "是啊,要么怎么说是龙门镖局的少东家呢,一般人哪有这气派是不是。啥叫家传,啥叫传统" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "这可不是我家的传统。" }, { "from": "佟石头", "value": "再来!" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "佟石头你有完没完了?" }, { "from": "佟石头", "value": "给洒家倒酒!" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "不用倒了,捧着坛子一口气喝完那多爷们儿啊!" }, { "from": "佟石头", "value": "姐,那一坛子二斤半呐!" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "你不是一口气能喝五六十斤嘛?" }, { "from": "佟石头", "value": "姐夫!" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "吃着喝着啊别看热闹。能喝就喝,不能喝就认个怂,反正有人看着呢" }, { "from": "佟石头", "value": "说啥,我怂?我佟石头怂过吗?啊?我怂过吗?我怂过吗?哼怂?怂?看着咋样?" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "好酒量,再来。" }, { "from": "佟石头", "value": "还来啊?" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "你才喝了两坛子这还有八坛子,你今天喝不完就不要想离开这桌子!" }, { "from": "佟石头", "value": "佟湘玉!你还是不是我姐!" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "终于翻脸了,接下来是不是该踹我一脚再打我一个耳光了!" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "咳,石头,这是你姐严刑逼供的。" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "无双,这就是我弟,感觉如何呀?这几天他的所作所为你都看在眼里了吧?对他怎么选择你自己看着办啊。" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "那什么,不能怪石头,基本上主意都是我出的,我出的。" }, { "from": "佟石头", "value": "对对对,都是他们出的主意,跟我一点关系没有不信你问他们。" }, { "from": "佟石头", "value": "是,我们都是吃饱了撑的我们拿他涮着玩的。" }, { "from": "祝无双", "value": "佟少侠,我对你老失望了!" }, { "from": "佟石头", "value": "真的是他逼着我干的!" }, { "from": "祝无双", "value": "这两天你说了那么多大话干了那么多傻事,我一点都不生气,反而还挺感动的,因为我心里清楚,你干这些事都是为了我。直到刚才" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "平时一口一个姐夫叫着,一出事……" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "人小两口谈判呢有你啥事啊。" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "我是他姐我不管他谁管……" }, { "from": "祝无双", "value": "佟少侠,一个真正的男子汉最关键的就是敢担当,不是出了什么事就往别人身上推责任!" }, { "from": "佟石头", "value": "那如果有一天我变成一个真正的男子汉,你还能不能,给我机会?" }, { "from": "祝无双", "value": "好的呀。但你要少喝酒最好不要喝酒你喝完酒身上的味道老难闻的你晓得伐?" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "哎呀也不知道这件事对石头来说是福是祸。" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "对他是福,至少他知道什么叫男子汉了。但是对你……" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "你啥意思啊?" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "把石头害成这个样子,你说完就完拉?" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "那那你想怎么着?" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "把这些冷骨头残酒全部解决掉否则就不要想睡觉。" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "给洒家倒酒!我自己倒,自己倒。哎呀,这女人啊,不温柔没关系,不体贴也无所谓,只要咱想喝酒的时候,它能给咱热一下……这辈子就值啦!" } ] }, { "id": "episode_53_chunk_12", "conversations": [ { "from": "祝无双", "value": "师兄,我先走了啊。" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "走吧。" }, { "from": "祝无双", "value": "那你多保重。" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "保重保重。走?上哪去啊?" }, { "from": "祝无双", "value": "我,我先走,走了我还会回来看你的有空,你自己多保重,拜拜" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "你给我站住!你这孩子怎么这样,啊,怎么说走就走了呀?" }, { "from": "祝无双", "value": "我在这又没事干,给大家添麻烦嘛。" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "谁说你没事干呐!这桌子,还有这板凳,这地,这不都是事儿嘛。" }, { "from": "祝无双", "value": "这都是郭姑娘干的,我干了她干什么呀?" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "那你帮大嘴做饭呐。" }, { "from": "祝无双", "value": "你觉得他会同意吗?" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "对对对,帮秀才,帮秀才算算账啥的。" }, { "from": "祝无双", "value": "你觉得郭姑娘会同意吗" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "那你帮我,帮我跑堂我累了,给我递块毛巾,我渴了,你给我倒一杯热茶,我饿了……" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "给你下碗面,外煎两个荷包蛋,还是单面流黄的,用不着别人动手" }, { "from": "祝无双", "value": "听见了吧。" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "总整这没头没脑的,无双要走了。" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "走?你走哪去呀?" }, { "from": "祝无双", "value": "江湖之大,处处都是家。掌柜的,保重啊" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "站住,石头临走时候特意嘱咐过我的让我好好照顾你啊。" }, { "from": "祝无双", "value": "你们俩的心意无双心领了,可是有些人,血里有风,天生就要注定漂泊的,告辞" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "无双,无双" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "你看这孩子。" }, { "from": "祝无双", "value": "我在这吃了饭再走吧。" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "嗯?" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "咋回事呢这是?" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "怪怪怪兽!" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "怪怪怪,怪什么兽,大清早的胡说啥呢" } ] }, { "id": "episode_53_chunk_16", "conversations": [ { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "根据我多年的生活经验,再加上我多年的读书体验,我认为这是一只,狗吧。" }, { "from": "祝无双", "value": "狗吧是什么东西?" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "就是狗,子曾经曰过……" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "去!" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "这绝不是狗!谁家狗长那么大个儿。" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "对阿,还没耳朵,看着跟一熊似的。" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "不是我在黄鹤楼的时候我见过熊掌啊,比它这爪子大多了。" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "那你就不兴人家裹小脚?但不管是狗还是熊,反正这位爷啊,不是吃素的。" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "那咱也不是吃素的呀!嗨嗨嗨,门口那个,听着啊,看见没有这个?啊?玄铁的,天底下就这么一把啊,我跟你说啊,你要再敢跟我来劲,我把你爪子剁下来当痒痒挠你信不信?" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "大嘴,大嘴,那你去吧,咬残了有花红咬死了算公伤,葬礼我全包了,去去去" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "那你去吧,掌柜的都让你去了" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "睡着了。去就去,谁怕谁啊,怎么的?啊!" }, { "from": "燕小六", "value": "喊嘛呢!大白天关嘛门呢!" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "小六你可算来了!那只,我的神啊" }, { "from": "燕小六", "value": "它可不是神啊,它叫123,是上边特批给我的巡犬。" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "对吧对吧,我说了是狗嘛。子曾经曰过……" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "去!" }, { "from": "燕小六", "value": "没事,你别害怕,娄知县当时一看见它,吓坏了,说你赶紧给我牵走,他说123,这狗蹭就跑了,所以就叫他123。" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "牵走牵走牵走!不是说你啊。" }, { "from": "燕小六", "value": "没事儿这狗听话极了,来来来123,来,握个手,手抬起来你看看,多听话没事啊。就栓你们客栈门口,给你们客栈保保平安啊。" }, { "from": "燕小六", "value": "啊?" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "小六!小六,你不会一直带着它的。" }, { "from": "燕小六", "value": "那还怎么着,现在捕快不好招,每月就一钱银子,还不包吃住。有本事人不愿意来,没本事我还不要,还不如狗好使呢!给块骨头让干嘛干嘛。" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "六儿,那你干嘛啊?" }, { "from": "燕小六", "value": "我管西街,它管东街你们挺好了,以后见了狗如同见了我见了我那还如同见了我。什么乱七八糟的!你们先忙吧,我得去巡街去了,有嘛事儿,直接向123反映啊。" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "咋反映?你给我反映一个看看嘛。" }, { "from": "燕小六", "value": "具体情况,你们得慢慢琢磨。反正有一样儿,你们可别招它,咬着了我可不管啊。再者说,这是上边批给我的狗,啊,你们可得关照点儿,出了问题,拿你们是问!" }, { "from": "祝无双", "value": "掌柜的,你不会是想使美狗计?" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "正有此意。" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "不会吧大姐,你怎么知道它是公的还是母的?" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "公的,我仔细观察过了。" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "那好那好,那你知道它喜欢高的矮的胖的瘦的黑的白的?" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "这个我还不太清楚,你可以去打探一下。" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "你去!" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "就算咱这美狗计成功了,回头它赖着不走怎么办?一个它,加上一个它媳妇,一高兴生一窝,生完一窝一高兴又生一窝,生完这窝又生一窝,生完这窝又生一窝……" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "美狗计暂缓,你们都有啥意见,快说。" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "我觉得吧,要想搞定一个人,或者狗,你都得搞清楚它想要啥,它想要啥咱就给它啥不就完了吗?" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "一只狗,它想要啥?" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "骨头啊,是吧?只要咱心意到了,狗也知道谁跟它亲。" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "也是啊,回头喂熟了把它往厨房那么一牵……" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "厨房?" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "让它参观一下。" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "喔!" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "然后再把它往后院一牵……" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "后院?" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "帮咱看个家护个院,美得很美得很!" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "哦!" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "那行掌柜的,我准备骨头去了。" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "有多少算多少,让它一次腐败到家。" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "你就瞧好吧!掌柜的,你觉得这骨头是酱的好卤的好还是油炸的好?" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "咳,我自个儿看着吧。" } ] }, { "id": "episode_53_chunk_18", "conversations": [ { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "既然如此,就休怪我心狠手毒了!" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "小郭你不要胡来啊,小六临走的时候交待过123要是出啥事的就拿咱们是问。" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "咱要是把它弄死了,他可以找咱们怪罪,咱要是没动手呢,他问谁去?" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "你到底啥意思啊?" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "我的意思就是,以暴制暴以牙还牙!" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "就你这排小牙牙?" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "去!我又没说是我的牙。郝掌柜不是养了不少狗嘛?" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "咦?对呀!郝掌柜还养藏獒来着呢!" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "我现在就去借一只回来,到时候从后面偷袭,一通乱咬汪!汪!汪汪汪汪……" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "上那边汪去!我就怕他不肯借啊?" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "放心,咱跟老郝啥关系!小郭,这就去趟飞龙谷,传佟展柜的话,要那种最狠最恶最没有人性的狗!最好牵上七八只过来,不过一只也没有问题,单挑咱也不害怕。" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "没问题,请好吧你!" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "喂喂上哪儿去啊?123在门口你往那边走。记住啊一定要那种最凶最狠最没有人性的狗啊!" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "天呐这家伙,郭芙蓉行啊。" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "这就是你借来的狗?" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "对!这就是传说中最凶最恶最没人性的……" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "呸!" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "你先听我把话说完行不行?你就拿咱们人来说,个大的,武功就一定高吗?" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "那可不咋的。啊当然也有例外。" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "这只狗,在它们宠物界,就相当于西方不败。" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "你怎么看出来的?" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "别的不说,单看这眼神,别的土狗它能有这种杀气吗?" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "好像确实挺凶残的。" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "嗯,挺凶残。" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "看我干啥看狗!" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "岂止是凶啊,简直就是凶残之极狠毒无比,被它咬上一口那就是惨绝人寰惨无人道……" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "别白话了,是骡子是马牵出去遛遛!" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "走!" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "问世间,是否此山最高,哼!哈!另有高处比天高,哼!哈!" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "安息吧,我的迷你小壮士。" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "今晚就拿你的骨头煲汤吧。我的意思是说,以此纪念这场惨烈的战役。" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "你会永远留在我们心中,永远永远。" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "这就是明知山有狗偏向狗山行啊!这种以小博大以卵击石的勇气,值得我们学习学习再学习。" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "甭废话了赶紧拿银子吧。" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "嗯?要银子干啥?" } ] }, { "id": "episode_53_chunk_19", "conversations": [ { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "我觉得吧,要想搞定一个人,或者狗,你都得搞清楚它想要啥,它想要啥咱就给它啥不就完了吗?" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "一只狗,它想要啥?" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "骨头啊,是吧?只要咱心意到了,狗也知道谁跟它亲。" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "也是啊,回头喂熟了把它往厨房那么一牵……" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "厨房?" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "让它参观一下。" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "喔!" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "然后再把它往后院一牵……" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "后院?" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "帮咱看个家护个院,美得很美得很!" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "哦!" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "那行掌柜的,我准备骨头去了。" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "有多少算多少,让它一次腐败到家。" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "你就瞧好吧!掌柜的,你觉得这骨头是酱的好卤的好还是油炸的好?" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "咳,我自个儿看着吧。" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "这哪是吃啊,整个一吞呐!没了,真没了,你看你看要不今天就到这儿?咱明天我到时候给你……咋回事,这狗咋还喂不熟了还?啊?" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "是不是量还没给到啊?" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "咋没给到呢?这一盆都吃光了,它也不怕撑着这也。" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "不用了,我看它是敬酒不吃想吃罚酒!" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "老虎不发威你当我是hello kitty!啊?" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "老虎?展堂……" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "你干啥别过来啊,我咬你啊!" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "咬吧,只要你愿意活吃了我都行。" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "嘿嘿明白了。" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "个头不大,胆子还不小,我们这是老虎,百兽之王!吼!吼!" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "不要说是你了,连你的主子也敢咬!吼!吼!你咋停了呀?" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "嗓子受不了了,喝口茶接着嗷!" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "等等,咱老这么叫唤它就是害怕也没地方逃啊。" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "那你啥意思啊?" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "把链子给它解开,咱再一吓唬看它不逃!" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "好办法,你去解去,去啊!" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "我是女流之辈,手不能提肩不能挑,我还不会武功。我不是黄蓉,我不会武功,我没有靖哥哥,和完美的爱情。" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "我去,谁让我是你的靖哥哥呢。我万一有个三长两短的,你记得早点嫁人早点生个娃第一个娃一定要取我的名字,也不枉咱俩相好一场。湘玉,我去了啊?湘玉我真的去了?湘玉!玉!" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "你不是会轻功吗?逼急了往房上一窜……" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "轻功平时管用,我就怕这会儿我腿一软它照着我腿就给我一口,我一转身照着我正面给我一口,我再一转身照着我屁股给我一口,我再一转身……" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "不要转了,你当是烤乳猪呢。" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "够了!你个没用的东西,啊,练这么多年武功到哪儿去啦啊?" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "好秀才,咱店数你的胆子最大……" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "还用说吗,姬无命都不在乎,更何况123乎?" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "不就是只狗吗,它再恶能恶的过小郭吗?" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "啊?" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "夸你呢!" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "子曾经曰过……" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "那我就换一个风潇潇兮易水寒,壮士一去我这次要没回来算不算工伤啊?" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "算,医药费全报而且月钱加两倍。" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "请注意我的眼神,有没有杀气?挡镜头了。" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "杀气没看出来,看着有点砂眼。" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "你说啥呢?没杀气就对了!眼睛是心灵的窗户,我呆会儿出去,就要用这种眼神默默的柔柔的静静的注视着它,这样它就能明白我没有敌意了。多看一会儿,它甚至还能对我撒个小娇什么的到时候,我趁其不备一举拿下嗨!咳。请允许我先自我介绍一下,狗狗咧是人类最好的朋友,而鄙人,就是那个人类" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "听听,说的多好。" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "所以说呢,我是没有敌意的别乱来别乱来!good dog,good,sit sit,嗨!" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "还是秀才最厉害。" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "那是,要不然能把小郭整的服服帖帖的。" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "子曾经曰过!" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "你曰!你曰啊!人都不让你曰完呢更何况一狗呢?你咋不长记性呢你说你!" } ] }, { "id": "episode_53_chunk_21", "conversations": [ { "from": "白展堂", "value": "这是啥药啊咋这么快呢?" }, { "from": "燕小六", "value": "你们!你们干的好事儿!" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "我们啥也没干呐!" }, { "from": "燕小六", "value": "没干?没干123怎么没了?" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "没了?不可能咋能没呢?这不在这儿拴着呢吗?" }, { "from": "燕小六", "value": "狗是在那儿呢,但是魂儿没啦!" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "魂儿呢?" }, { "from": "燕小六", "value": "你们,没想到啊没想到,平时看起来一个个慈眉善目的,竟然忍心对一只如此娇小,如此可爱的小狗狗下毒手。" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "就它还如此娇小如此可爱吗?" }, { "from": "燕小六", "value": "啥也别说了,跟我回衙门,走!跟我走!" }, { "from": "祝无双", "value": "我跟你走!下毒是我提出来的,理应我跟你走!" }, { "from": "燕小六", "value": "这话可是你说的啊?" }, { "from": "祝无双", "value": "是我说的,事情到这一步,要打要罚随便你!" }, { "from": "燕小六", "value": "哼哼,打,就免了吧,伤和气。罚,就怕你们赔不起。" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "多少银子我掏!" }, { "from": "燕小六", "value": "嗯?" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "只要我掏得起。" }, { "from": "燕小六", "value": "嘿,放心吧,我不要钱,我要的是人……" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "六儿,我是无双的师兄,我……" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "无双!无双!无双!" }, { "from": "燕小六", "value": "我跟你说,我这儿缺一个捕快,如果你不嫌弃,明天我就跟娄知县说去。" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "你有没有搞错小六,无双是个女孩子啊!" }, { "from": "燕小六", "value": "可她会武功,有了她的点穴手,谁还敢跟我叫板?不是,我是真心希望你来,要不然你再考虑考虑?" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "这是个好机会,钱虽然挣得不多,但好歹是个铁饭碗啊!" }, { "from": "祝无双", "value": "当捕快倒也不是不行,可我住哪儿啊?" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "就住店里呀,单给你开个房间,房租全免另外每个月还给你补贴二钱银子。" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "喂喂喂,你也太偏心了吧?" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "条件是以后我们的晚饭全都由你负责。" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "喂喂喂,太过分了吧?" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "只要你肯留下来啥都好说,否则我没有办法跟石头交代了,无双……" }, { "from": "燕小六", "value": "也就是说,你答应了?" }, { "from": "祝无双", "value": "我答应了。" }, { "from": "燕小六", "value": "不管无论以及哪怕发生任何事儿你都不反悔了吧?" }, { "from": "祝无双", "value": "你放心,我既然答应了做捕快,就一定会把它做好的!绝对不会给您添麻烦的!" }, { "from": "燕小六", "value": "好,那我也告诉你们一件事儿其实123根本没死" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "哈哈啥玩意儿你哈哈?你小子现在还学会耍心眼啦你?" }, { "from": "燕小六", "value": "没办法,我招不着捕快只好使这招,我师父教给我的,本来想套老白的,结果把无双给套上啦嘿嘿哈哈嘿嘿哈哈……" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "123醒啦,这家伙挺能吃,这是包子来吃包子!" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "包子?包子不能吃!大嘴!大嘴!" }, { "from": "燕小六", "value": "竹板这么一打呀,是别的咱不夸,夸一夸同福客栈的薄皮儿大包子!这包子好在哪儿?连狗都不吃它!它第一皮儿太厚啊,它第二味太差,外带搁上耗子药还是假冒伪劣的!" } ] }, { "id": "episode_54_chunk_0", "conversations": [ { "from": "包大人", "value": "展堂,看来此地的地方官环保意识不强喔!" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "包大人何处此言呐?" }, { "from": "包大人", "value": "跟你说过多少遍了,在外面不要叫我包大人,做人贵在低调。" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "展堂知错了。" }, { "from": "包大人", "value": "一个人,偶尔犯错不可耻,记下来,阔耻的是明明知错还一错再错……第几条了?好,凑够一千条,我就出一本包侍郎醒世恒言!走!" }, { "from": "小米", "value": "哎等等!你俩白跟我这儿站半天呐?一点表示都没有?" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "放肆!你知道他是什么人吗?" }, { "from": "包大人", "value": "低调低调。嘿嘿嘿!来来来,银子拿去花" }, { "from": "小米", "value": "嘿!还真是银子!" }, { "from": "包大人", "value": "那当然了!不够还有!不好意思,这次没有了,下次下次!嘿嘿" }, { "from": "小米", "value": "哎你别下次呀!你这一走我上哪找你去?都给我吧!" }, { "from": "包大人", "value": "等一下!小心我的尚方宝剑!" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "还不快滚!" }, { "from": "包大人", "value": "哎呀展堂啊!我这把尚方宝剑,七品一下的官员可以先斩后奏啊!你倒是好,拿来斩乞丐!就这么一点点觉悟,你以后叫本大人怎么提拔你嘛!" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "哇塞!哎你提拨我?你有没有搞错啊大佬!你凭什么提拨我?你是礼部我是六扇门,提拨我,见鬼啊!" }, { "from": "包大人", "value": "哎呀鬼啊!哪里有鬼?哪里有鬼?" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "胆小鬼啊。要不是上头下死命令鬼才保护你啊!" }, { "from": "包大人", "value": "你讲什么呢?你以后在本大人面前不许胡言乱语!" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "下次不敢了!" } ] }, { "id": "episode_54_chunk_1", "conversations": [ { "from": "祝无双", "value": "怎么样?" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "挺好的" }, { "from": "祝无双", "value": "到底怎么样?你们有什么说什么千万不要跟我客气!" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "无双啊,你放心啊,丑点没关系!实在要是嫁不出去,师兄照顾你一辈子,好不好?" }, { "from": "祝无双", "value": "丑就丑。我既然决心了要当捕快我就一定努力要把它干好!你们谁也不要想拖我的后退。" }, { "from": "燕小六", "value": "好!说得好!年轻人,就冲你这份志气,我看好你哟!吃着喝着!喝着吃着啊!佟掌柜,国泰民安,百姓安居乐业。" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "我的妈呀,老邢上身啦!" }, { "from": "祝无双", "value": "帮我照顾好我大师兄未婚妻的小姑子!" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "怎么了这是?" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "小六上身了?" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "不是上身,简直就是克隆!" }, { "from": "祝无双", "value": "你们以后要是谁再敢乱说话,休怪无双翻脸不认人!燕捕头,是这个意思吧?" }, { "from": "燕小六", "value": "好,很好。看到你,仿佛依稀看到我年轻时候的影子,唉,真是岁月不饶人呐!" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "嗨嗨嗨嗨!借问一句啊,您老今年贵庚啊?" }, { "from": "燕小六", "value": "过完生日,今年就二十九啦!再过一年,就是三十而立之年!" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "小六呀!你这个捕头真是没有白当啊,还学会撒谎了?" }, { "from": "祝无双", "value": "帮我照顾好大师兄他未婚妻的小姑子!" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "你疯了吧你?把刀给我放下!放下!" }, { "from": "祝无双", "value": "本捕快执行公务期间,只听燕捕头一个人的!" }, { "from": "燕小六", "value": "好!非常十分极其好!我预言,不出七十年,你肯定是七侠镇的下一任捕头!" }, { "from": "祝无双", "value": "真的啊?" }, { "from": "燕小六", "value": "我师父当年也跟我这么说的,不出一年,我就当上捕头了。" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "那是你师父倒霉!阴差阳错进了丐帮,否则哪轮到他呀!" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "就是!" }, { "from": "祝无双", "value": "帮我照顾好我大师兄的……" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "干什么!你还让步让人说话啦你?" }, { "from": "祝无双", "value": "以后燕捕头说话的时候谁要是敢插嘴一次掌嘴两次砍腿三次让你变成刀下鬼!" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "哎呀呀呀行了行了……" }, { "from": "祝无双", "value": "燕捕头你慢慢用啊,我再去给你准备两盘小点心!" }, { "from": "燕小六", "value": "行了行了,你先别忙了。啊咳,这个……你刚才的表现非常好,可以给你打九十分!" }, { "from": "祝无双", "value": "那还有十分为什么要扣啊?" }, { "from": "燕小六", "value": "就你那拔刀,频率太快,惹急了他们告你扰民!所以,以后不到万不得已的时候,最好别拔刀,说白了,咱们还得以理服人,对不对?" }, { "from": "祝无双", "value": "哦晓得了,还有什么吩咐?" }, { "from": "燕小六", "value": "还有……为了咱们两个人配合得更默契,我仔细琢磨了一套密令。" }, { "from": "祝无双", "value": "什么令?" }, { "from": "燕小六", "value": "所谓密令,就是说只有咱们俩人懂,别人不懂,即便他能听懂,也不是真的懂,懂不懂?你你你坐下我这么跟你说,以后但凡我只要说,嗨咱们俩谁跟谁呀!你就甭跟他客气,上去就把他点住!" }, { "from": "祝无双", "value": "为什么要我?" }, { "from": "燕小六", "value": "你想啊,咱们俩如果碰上罪犯,武功很高,我不能上去直接跟他动手吧?我得跟他套词吧?我只要说,嗨!咱们俩谁跟谁呀!他不就放松警惕了吗?那个时候你再点他,不就事半功倍了吗?" }, { "from": "祝无双", "value": "哎呀燕捕头!你真的是个捕头哎!" }, { "from": "燕小六", "value": "行行等我说完你再夸啊,还有,以后我只要一干咳……" }, { "from": "祝无双", "value": "干咳?" }, { "from": "燕小六", "value": "干咳就是咳咳你就随声附和以壮本捕头的官威。" }, { "from": "祝无双", "value": "没问题,你只要一干咳,我就随声附和!还有什么?" }, { "from": "燕小六", "value": "我只要一拔刀你就过来赶紧劝,你得按住了我,燕捕头息怒,还不赶紧给燕捕头赔礼道歉!" }, { "from": "祝无双", "value": "这又是为什么呀?" }, { "from": "燕小六", "value": "都是街里街坊的,我不能拿着刀真砍人家吧?你先弄这几条你先练着,啊。" }, { "from": "祝无双", "value": "哦我晓得了。你只要说:嗨咱俩谁跟谁呀!我就点他!你只要一干咳我就随声附和,你只要一拔刀,我就赶紧按住你!" }, { "from": "燕小六", "value": "接着练接着练。" }, { "from": "祝无双", "value": "不好意思啊,我再练练加深印象。咳咳,干咳就是随声附和……哦,随声附和,您说您说!" }, { "from": "燕小六", "value": "你给我倒杯茶来。" }, { "from": "祝无双", "value": "是一杯不是两杯喔!" }, { "from": "燕小六", "value": "我真的让你去给我倒杯茶来!" }, { "from": "祝无双", "value": "真的让你倒不是假的倒,没有跟你开玩笑啊!" }, { "from": "燕小六", "value": "什么乱七八糟的!有没有人给我倒杯茶来!" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "我来我来我来!来来来,哟小六,这茶有点凉了,给你换壶新茶去啊!" }, { "from": "燕小六", "value": "怪麻烦的,别换了。我就是想润润嗓子。" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "哎呀跟我还客气个啥嘛!" }, { "from": "燕小六", "value": "谁跟你客气了?嗨,咱们俩谁跟谁呀!" }, { "from": "祝无双", "value": "葵花点穴手!" }, { "from": "燕小六", "value": "谁让你点她了?" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "怎么了?湘玉啊,玉?祝无双!" }, { "from": "祝无双", "value": "是他让我点的!" }, { "from": "燕小六", "value": "谁让你点她了!" }, { "from": "祝无双", "value": "你不是说咱俩谁跟谁就点他有什么问题啊?" }, { "from": "燕小六", "value": "亲娘来!你赶紧给她解开,解开!" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "解开!" }, { "from": "祝无双", "value": "葵花解穴手。" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "我告诉你啊,我呆会儿再找你算账!" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "二位客官,来里边请!" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "你这有上房吗?" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "当然有啦!" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "房间里头有洗澡盆吗?" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "肯定有啦!" }, { "from": "包大人", "value": "那床上有女鬼吗?" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "绝对有啦!嘿嘿" }, { "from": "包大人", "value": "我早就说过你不相信吗!走走走另换一家。" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "这儿就这么一个客栈,要不然你住这儿,要不然你就露宿街头,你自己选好了!" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "寄己选好了!" }, { "from": "包大人", "value": "展堂,我这是给你面子哦!" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "多谢包大人……啊……掌柜成全!" }, { "from": "包大人", "value": "伙计!" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "哎!来了!" }, { "from": "包大人", "value": "要最好的房间!要亮亮堂堂的,晒太阳不得低于八个时辰!否则就不给房钱!" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "没问题啊!来楼上请楼上请!" } ] }, { "id": "episode_54_chunk_9", "conversations": [ { "from": "白展堂", "value": "二位客官,就是这儿了!看看。" }, { "from": "包大人", "value": "嗯!还可以!展堂,你觉得呢?" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "相当阔以!" }, { "from": "包大人", "value": "我又没有问你!这里没有你的事了,出去。" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "啊那好,那有什么事儿您老吩咐,啊!" }, { "from": "包大人", "value": "哎展堂啊!" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "哎!来了来了!" }, { "from": "包大人", "value": "咦!你这个人怎么回事啊?" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "我我怎么了?" }, { "from": "包大人", "value": "好好好等一下等一哈!够了吧?想要小费直说吧!" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "我没想要啊!" }, { "from": "包大人", "value": "那把钱还我!" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "想要想要!谢谢啊!嘿嘿!" }, { "from": "包大人", "value": "拿了钱赶紧走人!以后再敢乱闯乱撞,休怪本大人不给房钱!" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "哎!大人?" }, { "from": "包大人", "value": "啊?噢我我姓包名大仁,仁就是那个仁义的仁。" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "哦!呵呵我姓白……" }, { "from": "包大人", "value": "拜拜!拜拜,出去出去!展堂啊!你在六扇门混了多少年啦?" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "不多不少,整十年呐!" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "又是六扇门!" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "他不会是冲着你来的吧?" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "肯定是!他先叫展堂,我刚往门口一凑,还没等进去呢,你就问,你在六扇门呆多久了?这不明摆着说给我听的吗?" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "看把你给吓的,咱有免罪金牌呢!放心吧啊。保管准没有错!咋了?" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "先不急,你容我琢磨琢磨" } ] }, { "id": "episode_54_chunk_18", "conversations": [ { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "他不会是冲着你来的吧?" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "肯定是!他先叫展堂,我刚往门口一凑,还没等进去呢,你就问,你在六扇门呆多久了?这不明摆着说给我听的吗?" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "看把你给吓的,咱有免罪金牌呢!放心吧啊。保管准没有错!咋了?" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "先不急,你容我琢磨琢磨" }, { "from": "燕小六", "value": "我求求你了!你别老缠着我行不行啊!" }, { "from": "祝无双", "value": "我错在哪里,你要告诉我,你不告诉我,我怎么知道我错在哪里呢?我不知道错在哪里,我又怎么改呢?我要是不改,不要一错再错再错再错……" }, { "from": "燕小六", "value": "天呐!我这有刀,你一刀杀了我得了!" }, { "from": "祝无双", "value": "燕捕头息怒!快给燕捕头赔礼道歉!" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "我?我凭啥给他赔礼道歉啊?" }, { "from": "燕小六", "value": "佟掌柜,我求求你了把她收回去吧!" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "不好意思,这是你们衙门的事情我也管不了。" }, { "from": "燕小六", "value": "嗨咱们俩谁跟谁呀……" }, { "from": "祝无双", "value": "葵花点穴手!" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "湘玉!湘玉!祝无双!你给我站住!" }, { "from": "燕小六", "value": "我的神呀上帝呀以及老天爷呀!" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "不许说我的台词。" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "小六啊,你让我说你啥好啊!" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "有一句话说得好,叫自作孽不可活,说的就是你燕小六。" }, { "from": "燕小六", "value": "我这也是为了工作,早知道她这样,我就不招她了!" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "不要这样啊,无双也是初学乍练嘛,那你刚当捕快的时候也聪明不到哪儿去吗!还不是你师父手把手教出来的。" }, { "from": "祝无双", "value": "燕捕头,我知道我不聪明,但是我有决心和毅力,只要你给我一点点时间和机会,我一定能干好的!" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "小六儿,小六儿,小六六儿!" }, { "from": "燕小六", "value": "哎呀行行行,那就再试两天,我可丑话说前边啊,下次再出什么岔子,我谁的面子都不给!" }, { "from": "燕小六", "value": "不给不给不给!还不赶快给燕捕头沏壶茶去!" }, { "from": "祝无双", "value": "噢!" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "麻烦给烧点洗澡水。" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "好。" }, { "from": "包大人", "value": "等一下等一哈!一定要河水不要井水!" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "为什么?" }, { "from": "包大人", "value": "哎呀!井水直通阴曹地府,阴气重伤身体啊!一定要正午的河水哟!" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "我上哪儿给你找河水去?" }, { "from": "包大人", "value": "东边有山,西边有河!没听过啊!" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "听说过,怎么了?" }, { "from": "包大人", "value": "那还不赶紧去挑!够不够?" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "你把钱给他!我告诉你啊,根本就不是钱的问题,西凉河离我们这儿有两里多地。" }, { "from": "包大人", "value": "你就说去不去!" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "去……" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "不去!" }, { "from": "燕小六", "value": "怎么的怎么的怎么的!" }, { "from": "包大人", "value": "嘿嘿小伙子,不该管的闲事不要瞎管哦!" }, { "from": "燕小六", "value": "你姓嘛?叫嘛?从哪儿来到哪儿去,家里几口人人均几亩地地里几头牛说说说说说说!" }, { "from": "包大人", "value": "呀?看不出来个子不大嘴皮子挺利索,以前唱快板的吧?" }, { "from": "燕小六", "value": "你怎么知道?帮我照顾好我七舅老爷!" }, { "from": "祝无双", "value": "还不给燕捕头赔礼道歉!" }, { "from": "包大人", "value": "哈哈,我给他赔礼道歉?" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "你知道他是谁吗?" }, { "from": "包大人", "value": "低调低调!你知道我是谁吗?" }, { "from": "燕小六", "value": "你是谁?" }, { "from": "包大人", "value": "昆明有个包青天,铁面无私辩忠奸!" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "英雄好汉,来相会,展堂我……独自站一边!" }, { "from": "包大人", "value": "哼哼!知道我是谁了吗?" }, { "from": "燕小六", "value": "我我管你是谁!咳咳!" }, { "from": "祝无双", "value": "哎,你爱谁谁!" }, { "from": "燕小六", "value": "既然到了我的地盘,咳咳!" }, { "from": "祝无双", "value": "哎!我的地盘我作主!不,他作主!" }, { "from": "燕小六", "value": "对!身份证拿出来瞧瞧!" }, { "from": "祝无双", "value": "哎!是身份证不是暂住证,不是结婚证,更不是离婚证!" }, { "from": "燕小六", "value": "行行行身份证拿来,身份证拿出来……哎哟哎哟!服了服了,我错了,我错了还不行吗?" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "还算你小子识相!咱们是不打不相识啊!以后呢咱们就是朋友了!俗话说得好,在家靠父母,出外靠朋友!有事儿您说话,千万别客气啊!" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "我说你小子这弯转得很快嘛!" }, { "from": "燕小六", "value": "那是!咱们俩谁跟谁呀……" }, { "from": "祝无双", "value": "葵花点穴手!" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "哎呀!没看出来啊,你还是个高手!请教了!你怎么知道我叫展堂?" }, { "from": "祝无双", "value": "葵花点穴手!" }, { "from": "包大人", "value": "你们想怎么样?我我我我……" }, { "from": "燕小六", "value": "好好说话!嘿嘿哈哈!好!无双,干得漂亮!把他们两个带回去!" }, { "from": "祝无双", "value": "哎,他点着呢怎么带?" }, { "from": "燕小六", "value": "那就捆巴捆巴,先仍那屋里,等醒了审一局再说!" }, { "from": "祝无双", "value": "是审一局不是两局也不是三局!" }, { "from": "燕小六", "value": "我说我要喝茶!" }, { "from": "祝无双", "value": "哎!他是喝茶,不是喝咖啡也不是喝可乐,不是冰红茶冰绿茶七喜美年达雪碧,更不是黑松沙士!" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "别管了赶紧走!是非之地!" } ] }, { "id": "episode_54_chunk_19", "conversations": [ { "from": "白展堂", "value": "包大人?包大人?包大掌柜!" }, { "from": "包大人", "value": "咦?咦?这是咋个回事啊?啊?这,来人呐,救命呐!" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "别叫了!他们一会儿就来了。" }, { "from": "包大人", "value": "哪个来了?" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "两个捕快啊!一会儿就来审咱们来了!" }, { "from": "包大人", "value": "哎呀!那那这如何使得呀?我可是什么都没有干呐!我是冤枉的呀,冤枉呀大人!冤枉啊……" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "包大人,包大人!你知道你是谁吗?" }, { "from": "包大人", "value": "我是即将上任的礼部侍郎啊!" } ] }, { "id": "episode_54_chunk_20", "conversations": [ { "from": "燕小六", "value": "好,很好,非常极其特别的很好!" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "我的神呀上帝以及老天爷呀!你不要再说废话了。" }, { "from": "燕小六", "value": "去,给我拿条鞭子过来!" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "不要去!你要鞭子干啥吗?" }, { "from": "燕小六", "value": "审犯人呐!你还愣着干吗?赶紧去呀!" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "使不得使不得!滥用私刑是犯法的,你知不知道?" }, { "from": "燕小六", "value": "不真打他,我就吓唬吓唬他!咳咳!" }, { "from": "祝无双", "value": "噢,光说不练假把式,光练不说傻把式……" }, { "from": "燕小六", "value": "行了行了我求求你了,什么乱七八糟的。呆会儿审起来,不该你说的话,你一句都别说啊!" }, { "from": "祝无双", "value": "哦。哎咱们还按密令行事吗?" }, { "from": "燕小六", "value": "到时候见机行事,走着!" }, { "from": "小米", "value": "等等!我跟你说……" }, { "from": "小米", "value": "脚!" }, { "from": "小米", "value": "我只跟你说一句,哎" }, { "from": "小米", "value": "脚!棍!" }, { "from": "小米", "value": "哎回头要是出了事儿,可别怪兄弟没提醒你啊!那个人来头可不小啊!" }, { "from": "燕小六", "value": "哎哪个人来头不小啊?" }, { "from": "小米", "value": "就是先头那个小胖子,还有那个瘦高个!他俩带了一把剑!" }, { "from": "燕小六", "value": "剑算嘛!我们有刀!两把!" }, { "from": "小米", "value": "人家可是尚方宝剑呐!" }, { "from": "燕小六", "value": "尚方算……尚……方宝剑?" }, { "from": "小米", "value": "啊,正七品一下官员先斩后奏!" } ] }, { "id": "episode_54_chunk_21", "conversations": [ { "from": "包大人", "value": "我的天啊,我们两个绑在一起,还要呆多久啊?你说他们会不会对我们下毒手啊?" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "包大人呐!人家跟你远日无冤近日无仇,就算要下毒手也得有个理由吧?" }, { "from": "包大人", "value": "那我的包包里面还有几万两银票呐!" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "人家是捕快不是山贼啊!" }, { "from": "包大人", "value": "万一要是他们见钱眼开,图财害命怎么办呐?" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "你已经是这么大的官呐!这么大的官胆子怎么这么小嘛!痴线啊!" }, { "from": "包大人", "value": "你说什么?什么七什么新呀?" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "啊……痴线就是说你铁面无私啊!" }, { "from": "包大人", "value": "喔,那如此说来我倒是痴线了。你这个人真的不是我说你啊!武功这么差还敢学别人当侍卫啊?" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "哎呀!我跟你说不清楚啊!你不要再烦我了好不好?你让我休息一会儿,我睡一觉。" }, { "from": "包大人", "value": "你睡了不用跟我商量了!" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "那咱们两个一块儿倒下去嘛!" }, { "from": "包大人", "value": "你倒好了我不倒了!我不倒了……哎?" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "咱们两个没有绑在一块吗?" }, { "from": "包大人", "value": "我以为我们两个被绑在一块儿。你还敢睡觉啊!你怕不怕别人趁我们睡着了抬手就是一刀啊!哎呀!你不惜命没关系,我还想多活几天呐!回头到了阴曹地府,阎王爷要是问,怎么死的?秉大王,冤死的!" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "痴线啊!" }, { "from": "包大人", "value": "我说话你听着一点行不行!不管怎么说我也是礼部侍郎啊!" }, { "from": "燕小六", "value": "礼部侍郎?" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "我说包大人呐!我可是一天一宿没有合眼的啦!拜托你呀!" }, { "from": "包大人", "value": "小展!我告诉你啊!虽然本大人还没有正式上任但是以后到了朝廷,我一定会向上反映的!我这个人不发作则以呀,一发作那不好收拾的!谁劝都没有用!皇上劝也没有用!" }, { "from": "燕小六", "value": "皇上来都没有用,这下完了,彻底完了!" } ] }, { "id": "episode_54_chunk_23", "conversations": [ { "from": "包大人", "value": "我告诉你,回头面见皇上,第一句话,麻烦你就把刑部尚书撤掉!上下一干人统统撤掉!我就不相信我收拾不了你!哼!" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "痴线啊!" }, { "from": "包大人", "value": "好好好!你睡!你好好的睡!回头有你长睡不醒的时候!我就不相信我收拾不了你!哼!别过来别过来!再过来我要喊了!" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "你怕什么呀?我们还能吃了你?" }, { "from": "包大人", "value": "还要吃人?吃人是犯法的!" }, { "from": "包大人", "value": "我们不怕!" }, { "from": "包大人", "value": "是要下十八层地狱的!" }, { "from": "包大人", "value": "我们不下!" }, { "from": "包大人", "value": "回头到了阎罗王那里,当场叫你们永世不得超生!" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "超生?一对夫妻只生一个孩子好!小六上!" }, { "from": "燕小六", "value": "包大人!我们错了!我们是有眼不识您庐山真面目,您大人不及小人过宰相肚里能撑船您放我们一马放我们一马……" }, { "from": "包大人", "value": "啊!你们怕了吧!哈哈哈哈!朝廷命官,你们说捆就捆!还有没有王法啦!" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "快快快给包大人松绑。" }, { "from": "包大人", "value": "不用!就这么捆着!谁给我松绑我批评谁!" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "痴线啊!" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "随便批评,我就是一二皮脸!" }, { "from": "包大人", "value": "谁谁谁松绑我批评谁!去去去!把你们知县叫来!" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "包大人!" }, { "from": "包大人", "value": "阿巴!阿巴!阿巴阿巴阿巴!阿巴!阿巴阿巴阿巴!" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "痴线啊!" }, { "from": "包大人", "value": "我说话你听着一点行不行!不管怎么说我也是礼部侍郎啊!" }, { "from": "燕小六", "value": "礼部侍郎?" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "我说包大人呐!我可是一天一宿没有合眼的啦!拜托你呀!" }, { "from": "包大人", "value": "小展!我告诉你啊!虽然本大人还没有正式上任但是以后到了朝廷,我一定会向上反映的!我这个人不发作则以呀,一发作那不好收拾的!谁劝都没有用!皇上劝也没有用!" }, { "from": "燕小六", "value": "皇上来都没有用,这下完了,彻底完了!" } ] }, { "id": "episode_54_chunk_24", "conversations": [ { "from": "燕小六", "value": "早知道这样,当初就不该放我师父走!我师父要是不走,哪会惹出这么大乱子来。" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "不可能,你师父要在乱子会更大。" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "是,他没准一刀把那包大人给砍了呢!" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "那倒不至于吧?" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "咋不至于?就老邢那个脾气,还有那脑子。" }, { "from": "燕小六", "value": "不许你侮辱我师父!" }, { "from": "祝无双", "value": "燕捕头息怒!还不快给燕捕头赔礼道歉!" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "对不起喔,我们错了,我们以后再也不敢了,这个烂摊子你就自己收拾吧,你们撤吧。" }, { "from": "燕小六", "value": "别别别!都是街坊四邻的,帮个忙啊!大嘴!" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "别!你不肉麻啊!" }, { "from": "燕小六", "value": "老白!老白!" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "赶紧放手,别拉拉扯扯的啊!跟你不熟,跟你不熟。" }, { "from": "燕小六", "value": "小郭!郭女侠!求求你救救我。" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "我就是一小打杂的,工资低武功差,而且还有男朋友哦!" }, { "from": "燕小六", "value": "男朋友?谁呀?" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "就是在下。干吗干吗干吗呀你!放手放手!男女收受不亲啊,请自重啊!" }, { "from": "燕小六", "value": "我又没真的想亲她……" }, { "from": "祝无双", "value": "确实没亲,要亲早亲了,哪还用等到现在!" }, { "from": "燕小六", "value": "这可是她说的跟我没关系啊!确实没有关系,要有关系早有了哪里还轮的上你呀!" }, { "from": "燕小六", "value": "不是你这孩子……" }, { "from": "祝无双", "value": "确实没有孩子,要有孩子早有了,养到现在可以打酱油了!" }, { "from": "燕小六", "value": "帮我照顾好我七舅老爷!" }, { "from": "祝无双", "value": "燕捕头息怒!还不快给燕捕头赔礼道歉!" }, { "from": "燕小六", "value": "自作孽不可活呀!我这是报应啊!报应报应报应……" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "六儿!别磕了!" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "小六儿!你又是何苦的嘛!惹了这么大的乱子还嫌不够吗?" }, { "from": "燕小六", "value": "我就是因为麻烦大家,我才想一了百了,省得给你们添麻烦。" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "哎呀!都已经这样了你说我们大家谁摘得开啊?" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "你也不要着急,我刚才仔细得想了想办法倒不是没有……" }, { "from": "燕小六", "value": "嗯?嘛办法?" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "那个人虽然是礼部侍郎但是还没有正式上任,所以就不能算官所以捆就捆了!" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "那就等着他上任以后再回来收拾你吧啊!" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "还没有说完呢!捆了他从法律上讲,虽然咱们没有罪但是从情理上来讲咱们就得好好得动动脑筋了。" } ] }, { "id": "episode_54_chunk_26", "conversations": [ { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "事到如今,就只剩下最后一个办法了。" }, { "from": "燕小六", "value": "嘛办法?" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "三十六计……" }, { "from": "燕小六", "value": "三十六计是嘛计?" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "爱情三十六计,最好走为上计我要自己掌握遥控器!" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "不要以为……都给我打住了!那你打算上哪啊?" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "先离开这儿再说,反正是不能回陕西,咱们可以往南走一直到大理。" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "哎大理好唉!风景超美的啰!" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "到大理歇口气,咱们再转道去缅甸。" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "缅甸好啊那旮旯香蕉好吃啊!" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "如果到了缅甸还有追兵的话,咱们再转道去泰国。" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "喔泰国的寺庙超眩的啰!" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "如果泰国还是呆不下去的话咱们就转水路前往东瀛……" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "不去!" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "那就高丽?" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "嗯那行。" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "一路往北到西伯利亚转乘雪橇直达北极圈,然后再从阿拉斯加一路向南横穿赤道长途跋涉,直达南极圈的冻土层然后……" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "还要走啊?" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "最后一步,到达南极圈之后带足干粮和水,转搭火箭飞入太空,在火星表层降落,开始全新的生活!" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "要是到了火星还有追兵呢?" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "嗯?" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "那就只有离开太阳系了。" }, { "from": "燕小六", "value": "嗯?" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "茫茫宇宙,浩瀚星空,难道就没有我的起身之地吗展堂?" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "一切都听你的,你说去哪儿咱就去哪儿,一步不落!" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "你是风儿我是沙……" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "凄凄惨惨走天涯!" }, { "from": "众男人", "value": "你是风儿我是沙" }, { "from": "祝无双", "value": "够了!认识我点的也是我绑的,这件事,我自己负责!" }, { "from": "祝无双", "value": "无双!" }, { "from": "包大人", "value": "咋个说?知县来了?" }, { "from": "祝无双", "value": "他不会来了。这件事,我一个人承担!" }, { "from": "包大人", "value": "别开玩笑,你算老几?" }, { "from": "祝无双", "value": "他是我点的,您是我捆的,要杀要剐,您一句话!" }, { "from": "包大人", "value": "嘿嘿嘿!杀你干什么!我堂堂一个礼部侍郎,杀一个小姑娘,说出去让人笑呢!" }, { "from": "祝无双", "value": "听不懂!" }, { "from": "包大人", "value": "说出去被别人笑死啊!" }, { "from": "祝无双", "value": "那您是肯原谅我啦?" }, { "from": "包大人", "value": "我原谅你?那我就是痴线啊!哼你以为我听不懂啊?痴线就是二百五!" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "听不懂!" }, { "from": "包大人", "value": "痴线就是二百五啊!哼,这个事我跟你记着,到了京城我再跟你算账!" }, { "from": "祝无双", "value": "包大人,那您要怎么样才肯原谅我?" }, { "from": "包大人", "value": "十万两纹银,少一文也不行!" }, { "from": "祝无双", "value": "我没有那么多钱!" }, { "from": "包大人", "value": "那把你们知县叫来,我找他要钱!还愣着干吗去呀!你你你想怎么样?" }, { "from": "祝无双", "value": "要钱我没有,命你可以拿去!但你不要为难我这些朋友!否则做鬼也不会放过你!" }, { "from": "包大人", "value": "不要吓我,没有用的!" }, { "from": "祝无双", "value": "大师兄,照顾好自己,无双先走一步!" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "哎哎哎!他是个假侍郎啊!哎你先把刀放下,我没有骗你的!他不是进京当官,我是押送他进京认罪伏法的!" }, { "from": "包大人", "value": "认罪伏法?买官的事你也知道了?" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "买官?有没有搞错!官是你买的!" }, { "from": "包大人", "value": "那那怎么可能呢!我说你不要血口喷人呐!否则我告你诽谤啊!" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "我是为了救她,随便说说的。" }, { "from": "包大人", "value": "我也是随便说说的!不对,我什么都没有说,你什么都没有听见,说走了嘴休怪本大人批评你啊!" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "痴线啊。" }, { "from": "包大人", "value": "二百五!" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "二百五!" }, { "from": "包大人", "value": "哎?人呢?" } ] }, { "id": "episode_54_chunk_27", "conversations": [ { "from": "燕小六", "value": "好,很好!非常以及特别极其的很好!他既然是买来的官……那他也是官啊!" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "那可不一定,只要他肯承认咱们互相就有个牵制,这事就好办了。" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "他傻呀!明知道要掉脑袋谁能承认呐!你们这样对待一个朝廷命官,严刑逼供屈打成招,日后他要翻供的话,你们受得了吗?" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "受不了啊。" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "审犯人要对症下药,给我送个绑!" } ] }, { "id": "episode_54_chunk_30", "conversations": [ { "from": "白展堂", "value": "你知道买官是什么罪名吗?株连九族啊!" }, { "from": "包大人", "value": "吓我啊?我包大人是吓大的呀?你知道我在昆明的浑名是什么?" }, { "from": "包大人", "value": "哼哼哼哼!" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "你的浑名是什么?" }, { "from": "包大人", "value": "打死你我也不说!" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "我们不打他,我们光打你!辣椒水伺候!哼!" }, { "from": "包大人", "value": "我说我说!先给两个馒头垫下底可不可以?" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "没问题啊!哼哼哼哼!刚出炉的火馒头!尝一口!" }, { "from": "包大人", "value": "滥用私刑是犯法的!是要下十八层地狱的!" }, { "from": "包大人", "value": "上刑!" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "昏过去了?没关系,拿烙铁烫下试试,烫两下就醒了" }, { "from": "包大人", "value": "别别别!不用不用我已经醒了我已经醒了!各位英雄好汉各位女侠,要不这事就算了?我这里有好几万两银票,你们拿去分了,千万别跟我客气啊!嘿嘿嘿嘿嘿!" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "你觉得现在还来这套管用吗?那不就行了!" }, { "from": "燕小六", "value": "要不就痛快认罪!要不就痛苦受罪!你自己选吧!" }, { "from": "包大人", "value": "等一下!好,你们有什么刑法统统使出来吧!我要是皱一下眉,我就不姓包!" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "又装?看来必须得动真格的!我可真烫了啊!" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "不要这么残忍!扎!扎!真的晕了。" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "要不要拿凉水激他一下?" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "没有用的!他是不会说的,一认罪就是株连九族啊,谁会这么傻?你们这样对待一个朝廷命官,严刑逼供屈打成招,日后他要翻供的话,你们受得了吗?" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "受不了啊。" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "审犯人要对症下药,给我送个绑!" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "松绑!小郭,快点来!" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "哎你拿着它干什么?" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "我给你把绳子烫开啦!" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "啊!啊!你要注意啊!你叫什么啦?" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "烫烫烫着我自己啦!" } ] }, { "id": "episode_54_chunk_31", "conversations": [ { "from": "包大人", "value": "这是什么地方?" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "十七层地狱!" }, { "from": "包大人", "value": "为什么不是十八层啊?" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "你想去吗?牛头马面!得令!给我带下去!" }, { "from": "包大人", "value": "哎不用不用!这儿挺好的!这儿挺好的!不对啊,我是怎么死的?" }, { "from": "包大人", "value": "吓死的!" }, { "from": "包大人", "value": "不可能!算命的说我可以活到八十八岁!" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "所以说,封建迷信要不得。废话少说啊!赶紧跟本官说说,你都犯过什么罪?" }, { "from": "包大人", "value": "我没有啊,我从小就遵纪守法没有骂过人没有打过架,上幼儿园的时候我还得过小红花!两朵!" }, { "from": "包大人", "value": "哼哼哼哼!" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "你爱吃春卷儿吗?" }, { "from": "包大人", "value": "一般呐,什么意思?" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "把这小胖子给我炸成春卷儿!" }, { "from": "包大人", "value": "慢着慢着!我说我说我说!小的花钱买官!" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "嗯?你说什么大声点儿?" }, { "from": "包大人", "value": "我花钱买官是问东厂的曹厂长买的!" }, { "from": "包大人", "value": "厂长?" }, { "from": "包大人", "value": "不是厂长,是曹公公,一个礼部侍郎,花了我整整十万两纹银啊!" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "此事当真?" }, { "from": "包大人", "value": "蒙谁我也不敢蒙您呐!对了,我身上还有曹公公亲笔写的收据呢!" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "给我拿出来!" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "还有呢?" }, { "from": "包大人", "value": "我还多花了两万五千两,买了把尚方宝剑,但是我从来没有用过!" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "还有呢?没有啦买官的事就没有了!我交代点别的吧?" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "先不着急,咱一件件事的办。先把这个押给我画上!画上!" }, { "from": "包大人", "value": "不对呀!这事儿曹公公是主谋,为什么光抓我不抓他呀!" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "他阳寿未尽,等他下来也是这出儿!你先把这个押给我画上!其他的事由我们来处理!" }, { "from": "包大人", "value": "对不起,这是两个人的买卖,曹公公不来小的无法认罪呀!" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "咦你这小胖子!竟敢跟本官讨价还价!给我放油锅里炸!" }, { "from": "包大人", "value": "等一下!炸就炸吧,但是你们记得翻面呐!" } ] }, { "id": "episode_55_chunk_0", "conversations": [ { "from": "白展堂", "value": "牛头马面!" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "得令!" }, { "from": "包大仁", "value": "你们滥用私刑,草管人命!" }, { "from": "包大仁", "value": "是草菅!" }, { "from": "包大仁", "value": "你们才奸呢!小人做鬼也不会放过你们的!" }, { "from": "包大仁", "value": "你已经是鬼了……" }, { "from": "包大仁", "value": "那我就做人,十八年之后又是一条好汉,下辈子见吧。" }, { "from": "包大仁", "value": "没下辈子了。" }, { "from": "包大仁", "value": "那就呆会见行不行啊?来啊,炸啊,别拦着我,炸啊!记得翻面,不翻面老子变锅贴,炸呀……" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "来了来了来了,烦死了。谁啊,谁啊,啊?噼噼!何方妖孽,啊?竟敢咆哮阴间?" }, { "from": "包大仁", "value": "不敢,不敢,小……小人包大仁,参见阎王老爷。" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "本王听见你高声喊冤,什么事情啊,你快点说啊,我很忙的。" }, { "from": "包大仁", "value": "启秉阎王老爷,小人冤枉啊,小人无知,受人蛊惑,一时兴起买了个官做,主谋是东厂的曹公公啊,为何只抓我不抓他?小人咽不下这口气呀!" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "一起抓,本王依你了。" }, { "from": "包大仁", "value": "阎王爷英明啊,阎王爷万岁万岁万万岁!" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "少说废话,赶紧画押。" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "赶紧收拾收拾,明天还要营业呢。快快快,灭火器。" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "这家伙熏死我了,我跟你说。" } ] }, { "id": "episode_55_chunk_1", "conversations": [ { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "昨晚好险呀,幸亏展堂反应快,随机应变。" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "嗨,我这也是被逼的没辙了,急中生智……" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "谁夸你呢?展堂。" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "哼!无双……" }, { "from": "祝无双", "value": "你呀,哪来的智,人家夸的是展堂,又不是白展堂。我是现在才知道,原来当捕快靠的是智慧,不是蛮力。更不是什么动不动就要……拔刀。" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "也没有什么啦,都是经验得来的了。" }, { "from": "祝无双", "value": "展前辈,你要是没什么事的话,就多住两天,我还想跟你学点东西呢。" }, { "from": "燕小六", "value": "跟他有嘛好学的?走走走,别再摆造型了,无非也就是心理攻防那几套,案子办多了,傻子都会。" }, { "from": "祝无双", "value": "你会吗?" }, { "from": "燕小六", "value": "我又不是傻子。" }, { "from": "祝无双", "value": "你到底会不会?" }, { "from": "燕小六", "value": "会不会的跟你有嘛关系?" }, { "from": "祝无双", "value": "哟——自己不会,还不让别人学。" }, { "from": "燕小六", "value": "咳,嘟囔嘛呢,该干嘛干嘛去,别在我眼前晃悠,还不快去!" } ] }, { "id": "episode_55_chunk_2", "conversations": [ { "from": "包大仁", "value": "昏招,昏招啊!这么简单的局,我怎么就……唉,早知道不买这个官就对了,在家里要什么有什么,小妾搂着,小曲哼着,小酒喝着,哪里像现在,小罪受着……" }, { "from": "莫小贝", "value": "嘿嘿,赶紧吃饭,吃完上路。" }, { "from": "包大仁", "value": "我胳膊疼,我抬不起来,不然,你喂我吃啊?" }, { "from": "莫小贝", "value": "我?我才没那闲工夫呢,你爱吃不吃。" }, { "from": "包大仁", "value": "我这有五十两纹银,拿去买糖吃啊。小姑娘,委屈你了……" }, { "from": "莫小贝", "value": "快来人哪!救命啊!" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "放手,赶快放手,听见没有?" }, { "from": "莫小贝", "value": "嫂子救我!" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "包大仁,我警告你啊,你这种行为很可耻,非常特别以及极其的可耻!" }, { "from": "包大仁", "value": "那你们私设公堂,滥用私刑,就不觉得可耻吗?" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "甭跟他废话,直接拿下。" }, { "from": "莫小贝", "value": "少废话,赶紧给我备匹快马,越快的越好,再把门口的守卫统统撤掉,否则我就撕票!" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "小贝还是个孩子,你还有没有人性啊?" }, { "from": "莫小贝", "value": "就照他说的办,快去呀……嫂子……" }, { "from": "包大仁", "value": "嘿嘿嘿嘿嘿嘿……" }, { "from": "莫小贝", "value": "喂喂喂,你到底吃不吃,不吃我端出去了,你老傻笑什么呀!" }, { "from": "包大仁", "value": "我吃我吃我吃,哎哎哟!我胳膊疼,抬不起来,不然你喂我啊?" }, { "from": "莫小贝", "value": "我?我才没那闲工夫呢,你爱吃不吃。" }, { "from": "包大仁", "value": "诶,我这有五十两纹银,拿去买糖吃啊。" }, { "from": "莫小贝", "value": "分筋错骨手!" }, { "from": "包大仁", "value": "老人哪,救命啊!" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "放手,快点放手,听见没有?" }, { "from": "包大仁", "value": "掌柜的,救我!" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "莫小贝,我警告你啊,你这种行为很可耻,非常特别以及极其的可耻!" }, { "from": "莫小贝", "value": "那他偷袭本掌门就不可耻了吗?" }, { "from": "包大仁", "value": "掌门?" }, { "from": "祝无双", "value": "这位是衡山派的莫小贝莫掌门。" }, { "from": "莫小贝", "value": "兼五岳剑派总盟主,武林未来的接班人。" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "他又不会武功,你有没有点人性嘛!" }, { "from": "莫小贝", "value": "少废话,赶紧给我准备一串糖葫芦,山楂越大越好,糖衣越厚越好,再敢磨蹭,我就撕票!" }, { "from": "包大仁", "value": "快,快照她说的去做……" }, { "from": "莫小贝", "value": "装,装得还挺像啊。" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "上一边去,我看看……这不是装的,胳膊脱臼了。" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "脱臼怕什么,我来我来。" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "没事没事,忍着点啊,让小郭给你看看。" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "我看看啊,别动啊,放松啊……" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "好了?我看看……啥手艺啊,给接歪了。" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "歪了?重接呗。" }, { "from": "包大仁", "value": "不不不用了吧!" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "用用,你甭跟我客气。别嚎了,忍着点,我这就给你装回去。行了。" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "我看看,我看看……妈呀,又歪了!" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "你这胳膊怎么长的呀,别动别动……" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "忍着,忍着,忍着……" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "哎呀,这回好了,终于跟这胳膊一样了。" } ] }, { "id": "episode_55_chunk_6", "conversations": [ { "from": "祝无双", "value": "放着我来,放着我来!" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "别别别,我自己洗,自己洗。" }, { "from": "祝无双", "value": "远来就是客,这点小事,哪劳您亲自动手,我来洗,我来洗。" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "你当捕快多久了?" }, { "from": "祝无双", "value": "到今天为止,正好三天,你呢?" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "不多不少,整十年哪。" }, { "from": "祝无双", "value": "十年?那您可真是我的老前辈了。以后我还跟着你学习啊。" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "你平时喜欢用什么兵器?" }, { "from": "祝无双", "value": "刀,但是我不太会使,也就拿出来吓唬吓唬人。" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "那你用这个好了,这叫峨眉刺,这是我妹妹用的,轻巧灵便,可以说威力也不小,很适合女孩子用,送给你。" }, { "from": "祝无双", "value": "那怎么好意思啊……" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "没有关系呀,因为平时我也喜欢用刀,所以呢,这把峨眉刺我也用不上。对了,还有一本图谱,你照着它练就可以了。" }, { "from": "祝无双", "value": "展前辈,我……" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "你不要叫我前辈,叫我展堂好啦。你叫?" }, { "from": "祝无双", "value": "我叫无双……无双,展堂,还挺压韵的。" }, { "from": "燕小六", "value": "叫二胖岂不更压韵。" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "二胖?" }, { "from": "燕小六", "value": "她的外号,此人小时候重达一百五十多斤。" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "啊……咳,你就照着图谱练,如果有什么不明白随时问我好了。" }, { "from": "祝无双", "value": "我晓得了,您先回吧,这衣裳留着我来洗。" }, { "from": "燕小六", "value": "等一等,他自己的衣裳他自己不会洗啊?" }, { "from": "祝无双", "value": "是我主动要替他洗的。" }, { "from": "燕小六", "value": "你怎么不主动帮我洗?" }, { "from": "祝无双", "value": "你有衣裳吗,你除了这身官服,你还有其他衣裳吗?" }, { "from": "燕小六", "value": "怎么没有,内衣都是我自己的。" }, { "from": "祝无双", "value": "那好啊,你脱下来我给你洗。你脱啊,现在脱……" }, { "from": "燕小六", "value": "祝无双!你是个捕快!你的任务是抓贼,不是打杂。" }, { "from": "祝无双", "value": "哪里有贼让我抓啊!" }, { "from": "燕小六", "value": "怎么没有,楼上那不是贼吗?" }, { "from": "祝无双", "value": "那个不是已经抓住了嘛!" }, { "from": "燕小六", "value": "抓住了……你不会看着他点,别让他跑了。以后再让我看见你吊儿郎当正事不干,小心我批评你。" }, { "from": "祝无双", "value": "哪里有贼让我抓啊!" }, { "from": "燕小六", "value": "怎么没有,楼上那不是贼吗?" }, { "from": "祝无双", "value": "那个不是已经抓住了嘛!" }, { "from": "燕小六", "value": "抓住了……你不会看着他点,别让他跑了。以后再让我看见你吊儿郎当正事不干,小心我批评你。" }, { "from": "祝无双", "value": "你……" }, { "from": "燕小六", "value": "嗯?" } ] }, { "id": "episode_55_chunk_7", "conversations": [ { "from": "祝无双", "value": "你胳膊有没有好一点?" }, { "from": "包大仁", "value": "你说呢,把你的胳膊拧下来,再装上去,再拧下来,再装上去,你以为是拧螺丝啊?犯人也是人哪,你们有没有人性啊?" }, { "from": "祝无双", "value": "这事情又不是我干的啦。" }, { "from": "包大仁", "value": "行了,我不听你解释,这个情况,我一定会向上反映的,一定会的!" }, { "from": "祝无双", "value": "你还是先想想怎么将功赎罪,争取宽大处理吧。 " }, { "from": "包大仁", "value": "诶,你先出去一下。" }, { "from": "祝无双", "value": "为什么?" }, { "from": "包大仁", "value": "我要方便一下,你要参观吗?" }, { "from": "包大仁", "value": "可以啦,进来吧。啊——!" }, { "from": "祝无双", "value": "我……我不是故意的,我不是有意的,我以为你想偷袭我,所以……你不会是想偷袭我吧?" }, { "from": "包大仁", "value": "我没有,我哪有这个胆子嘛!" }, { "from": "祝无双", "value": "那你举着夜壶干吗?" }, { "from": "包大仁", "value": "我想洗个澡,不可以呀?" }, { "from": "祝无双", "value": "你用夜壶洗澡啊?" }, { "from": "包大仁", "value": "各人有各人的习惯不可以吗?你出去呀,别人洗澡你也要看吗?" }, { "from": "祝无双", "value": "嘿嘿嘿,我忘了一样东西……嘘——乖啊,不叫不叫,我马上就找人来给你包扎,很快的。" } ] }, { "id": "episode_55_chunk_8", "conversations": [ { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "哎?" }, { "from": "包大仁", "value": "你……你想干什么,你想干什么?" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "咿哟,你不要那么害怕嘛,我是来给你包扎伤口的。你看你看,这是剪刀,这是纱布,这是你们云南的白药,这是火油。" }, { "from": "包大仁", "value": "火火火……火油用来干什么?" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "消毒啊,手术之前都要把器具消毒一下下,否则容易感染的。" }, { "from": "包大仁", "value": "还要手术啊……" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "你不要太害怕,我会很小心的。" }, { "from": "包大仁", "value": "不用了,不用了,我自己可以,我自己来……" }, { "from": "包大仁", "value": "嘿嘿嘿嘿嘿嘿……" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "嘿嘿嘿嘿嘿嘿,寻思什么呢你!" }, { "from": "包大仁", "value": "你可不可以把头转过去?" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "我把头转过去干什么?" }, { "from": "包大仁", "value": "人家伤的是大腿啦,你的大腿可以给我随便看哪?" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "切……好了好了,你有什么需要帮忙的,说话啊,千万不要客气啊。" }, { "from": "包大仁", "value": "我绝对不会客气的,你可不可以把眼睛闭起来?" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "为什么?" }, { "from": "包大仁", "value": "Please,Please!" }, { "from": "包大仁", "value": "我勒死你……还不如我扎死你……" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "快一点。" }, { "from": "包大仁", "value": "我迷瞎你的眼……嘿嘿嘿嘿嘿嘿,可以啦!" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "哎,对了……对不起,我去拿水给你洗啊。" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "哎哎,你没事吧?你不要吓我……" } ] }, { "id": "episode_55_chunk_9", "conversations": [ { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "行了,别嚎了。" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "干什么!" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "哎呀,说到底还是我不好,就不应该派小郭来服侍你。" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "芙妹又不是故意的啦,再说,他是个犯人哪。" }, { "from": "包大仁", "value": "犯人也是人啦,又不是畜生啦!" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "谁把你当畜生了,有长你这样的畜生吗?" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "行了,不要再说了。" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "干啥你这是,你干啥?" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "我留下来照顾他,去吧去吧。" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "那行,我们都在下边啊。我告诉你,老实点啊,否则会死得很惨。" }, { "from": "包大仁", "value": "我这个胳膊,我这个腿,我这个屁……屁股倒是没事啦,哇——!" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "去吧去吧,出去。" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "当心点。" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "小心点,掌柜的。" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "你过来,你过来……" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "这里头是辣椒水,还有醋,他要不老实,就朝脸上喷。" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "知道了,早点休息吧,啊。" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "诶哟,咋了咋了?啊——不要哭了,不要哭了,来来来,我扶你躺下,来来来。给你倒杯水啊。" }, { "from": "包大仁", "value": "啊!我的眼睛,我的眼睛!" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "包大人,包大人!" }, { "from": "包大仁", "value": "晓珠?" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "你才是猪,大野猪!又黑又肥,还满脸横肉,一看就是个蹲大狱的料。" }, { "from": "包大仁", "value": "晓珠是孩子他娘!你跟她很像……" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "你还有孩子呀?" }, { "from": "包大仁", "value": "都这么大岁数了,你没有孩子啊?" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "孩子多大了?" }, { "from": "包大仁", "value": "大儿子五岁,小名叫汤圆,小女儿两岁,小名叫饺子,饺子刚刚下出来……" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "嗯?" }, { "from": "包大仁", "value": "刚刚生出来,她娘就难产死了,我一把屎,一把尿,把他们两个拉扯大,也该撒手了,晓珠,你别怪我,我真的是没办法呀,晓珠……" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "来来来,饿了吧?" }, { "from": "包大仁", "value": "嗯……" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "我去给你弄点吃的啊。" }, { "from": "包大仁", "value": "嗯……" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "想吃点啥?" }, { "from": "包大仁", "value": "我要吃米线——啊——啊——" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "嘘——" }, { "from": "包大仁", "value": "晓珠……" } ] }, { "id": "episode_55_chunk_10", "conversations": [ { "from": "祝无双", "value": "展大侠,还没睡呢?" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "啊,这峨眉刺练得怎么样了?" }, { "from": "祝无双", "value": "我正在练啊,有一招我不太明白,你刚才说这个……" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "这么晚了还没有睡啊?" }, { "from": "燕小六", "value": "不困!" }, { "from": "祝无双", "value": "桌上有茶你自己倒啊。" }, { "from": "燕小六", "value": "不渴!" }, { "from": "祝无双", "value": "那要不要我给你下碗汤圆?" }, { "from": "燕小六", "value": "不饿!你这个是峨眉刺吧?" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "你会使吗?" }, { "from": "燕小六", "value": "哼,这有嘛,这有嘛?别看使得乱,俗话说,无招胜有招!无招是嘛,没法破,没法破!我跟你拼了我!" }, { "from": "燕小六", "value": "喊嘛,我还没死呢!" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "包大仁逃走了!" } ] }, { "id": "episode_55_chunk_12", "conversations": [ { "from": "燕小六", "value": "说,到底怎么回事?" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "嗯……" }, { "from": "燕小六", "value": "好好说话!" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "我来问好了。他是怎么逃走的?" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "不知道。" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "那他是什么时候逃走的?" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "不知道。" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "那你知道什么?" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "不知道。头先他说他饿了,想吃过桥米线,我说没有过桥米线,然后他就说他想吃炒米线,我说也没有炒米线,他又说他想吃那个凉拌的米线……" }, { "from": "燕小六", "value": "你挑点重点的说行不行?" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "我正在说着呢嘛!" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "然后我就说米线没有,面条行不行,他说不行,我要吃米线,我要吃米线。我说,那好吧,我就替你想想办法吧。" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "那然后呢?" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "然后我就想办法去了,先到厨房转了一圈,然后又到后院转了一圈,再到西街转了三四圈,还是没有想出办法来。回屋一看,窗户开了,人没有了……" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "那也就是说,他刚逃走没一会。" }, { "from": "燕小六", "value": "还愣着干吗,赶紧追呀!怎么的,我说话不好使啊?" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "不是,这黑灯瞎火的,你怎么追?是往东追还是往西追,往南追还是往北追。" }, { "from": "燕小六", "value": "那……那你说怎么办?" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "这样,我带无双往东……" }, { "from": "燕小六", "value": "不好意思!躲开,无双是本捕头的人,我到哪,她就跟我到哪。" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "那好,你带无双往东;郭姑娘呢,是往西;白少侠你往南;我往北,大家分头行动。" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "还有秀才和大嘴。" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "他俩用不上。" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "要的要的要的,让那个秀才跟着小郭,然后大嘴跟着你,路上也有个照应嘛。" }, { "from": "莫小贝", "value": "我也去,我也去!" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "大人的事,小孩不要插嘴!" }, { "from": "莫小贝", "value": "我是衡山掌门,五岳盟主,武林未来的接班人喽。" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "好好好,让她跟着我,路上不许捣乱啊。赶紧走。" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "宁可错抓一个,不可放过三千啊!" } ] }, { "id": "episode_55_chunk_13", "conversations": [ { "from": "包大仁", "value": "谢谢佟掌柜救命之恩,这有五千两银票,你拿着。" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "我跟你说清楚啊,我这可不是为了你,是为了你那可怜的两个孩子,回去把你两个孩子安顿好,否则我就……真拿你没办法。" }, { "from": "包大仁", "value": "你放心,我包大仁绝对不是那种过河拆桥的……" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "行了行了,不要废话了,赶紧化妆吧。" }, { "from": "包大仁", "value": "化妆?" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "不化妆不行,他们个个都不是省油的灯,来来来。" } ] }, { "id": "episode_55_chunk_14", "conversations": [ { "from": "包大仁", "value": "你要把我化成个女人哪?" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "对,化个女妆。" }, { "from": "包大仁", "value": "我说,我说,这也太浓了吧?" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "不浓不行啊,他们有巡犬,能闻出来,一定要多喷点粉,否则123一闻就打喷嚏啊。" }, { "from": "包大仁", "value": "谁?" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "123。" }, { "from": "包大仁", "value": "123是谁?" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "123就是……我说123你就闭嘴,否则我打掉你的牙!把眼睛也闭上。化个女妆啊,一会把我的衣服穿上,帽子……" } ] }, { "id": "episode_55_chunk_15", "conversations": [ { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "这可咋办嘛,不会是抓不到了吧?" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "那也不一定啊,我们是回来了,白少侠和小贝不还没回来吗。" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "给我进来!熊孩子,早知道这样就不带你去了!" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "咋了嘛?" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "咋了,你问她。" }, { "from": "莫小贝", "value": "我哪知道那是马蜂窝呀,再说了,我也是帮着抓犯人嘛。" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "那犯人能在马蜂窝里藏着吗?多亏我跑得快呀,要不然我就成白展胖了。" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "啥意思嘛?" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "啥意思,被马蜂蜇的呗。你给我起来,还有脸坐着?漫天遍野的马蜂,嗡嗡的。" }, { "from": "燕小六", "value": "嘿嘿,我说嘛来着,叫你们早点走,免得夜长梦多,非不听,这回可好了,煮熟的鸭子飞了!" }, { "from": "祝无双", "value": "去去,这人又不是展前辈放走的。" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "都怪我,怪我怪我。" }, { "from": "燕小六", "value": "怪得着你吗,你又不是捕快,有义务看犯人吗。" }, { "from": "祝无双", "value": "哎哎,你这人怎么这样啊?" }, { "from": "燕小六", "value": "我怎么的了,怎么的了,怎么的了?" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "行了,我说这个时候不是吵架的时候,如果犯人抓不回来,那这个案子就只能撤消啊。" }, { "from": "祝无双", "value": "不会啊,你手里不是有曹公共的收据和包大仁的口供吗。" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "没有用的,那东厂的势力实在太大了,人证物证那是缺一不可,如果我们贸然立案,只怕引火烧身哪。" }, { "from": "燕小六", "value": "烧就烧,有嘛好怕的,要不然你把物证搁我这,再不然就咱们俩一人一样。省得出岔子。" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "你把物证还给我,我数到三,一……" }, { "from": "燕小六", "value": "一二三四五六七八,八后边几来着?你再过来,再过来我烧了它!你再过来我就烧了它。你不有峨眉刺吗,你扎我,你拿峨眉刺扎我,我求求你,你扎我,啊!" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "我的证据,证据!我今天杀了你,我今天……" }, { "from": "燕小六", "value": "这有人,这有人……" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "有个大娘呢?快给倒点水,晕过去了。" }, { "from": "包大仁", "value": "救命啊……" }, { "from": "包大仁", "value": "啊!鬼呀!" }, { "from": "燕小六", "value": "鬼呀,鬼呀!不对呀,看着这么脸熟呢?抬起头来!" }, { "from": "包大仁", "value": "救我,救我……" }, { "from": "燕小六", "value": "嘿嘿嘿嘿哈哈,包大仁!别动,这是我逮着的,你别跟我抢,别跟我抢,我逮着的,哈哈哈哈!走,跟我回去,可逮着你了。" } ] }, { "id": "episode_55_chunk_16", "conversations": [ { "from": "包大仁", "value": "这就是命啊,我刚刚逃出去没几步,他们就追过来了,我赶紧躲到柴禾堆里面想躲一下,脑袋就听见,嗡嗡……啊!这就疼了,我还没等我喊出疼来,我就听见……啊!我的脖子上又被蛰了一下呀,在接下来的十分钟里面,他们对我进行了惨无人道的群殴啊!不对,是群蛰呀!只要是露着皮的地方,没有一处放过呀。" }, { "from": "祝无双", "value": "你说你也是的,涂得这么香,马蜂不蛰你蛰谁呀。" }, { "from": "包大仁", "value": "不是我涂的呀。" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "不是你又是谁呀。" }, { "from": "包大仁", "value": "是我,是我,我这是造的什么孽呀,我才来了这几天,你看看我这张脸,我这手,我这个腿,我这全身上下,只剩下脚还能用了。" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "该,以后还逃不逃了?" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "展堂……" }, { "from": "包大仁", "value": "还逃……啊!" }, { "from": "燕小六", "value": "都看我干嘛,谁让他说还逃的?以后再让我听见一个逃字,我就把你俩脚都剁下来,腌吧腌吧,当酱猪蹄啃喽。这叫防患于未然,伤了他的脚,看他怎么逃,对吧,走。" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "你好自为之吧。啊,你咋回来了,有啥事?" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "一句话,对罪犯的同情,就是对百姓的犯罪。这话我想你明白,下不为例。" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "这个人话不多,毒的很。" } ] }, { "id": "episode_55_chunk_17", "conversations": [ { "from": "燕小六", "value": "行了,别敲了,人都逮着了,带回去齐活了。" }, { "from": "祝无双", "value": "人证是有了,物证呢?" }, { "from": "燕小六", "value": "那不是有他的口供吗?" }, { "from": "祝无双", "value": "口供和人证有区别吗?" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "对,如果没有曹公公的证据,这个案子很麻烦,会非常的麻烦。" }, { "from": "燕小六", "value": "要不然我再去审审他,不行再打他一顿。" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "没用的,他的东西都在这了,要有的话,你不早搜出来了吗?" }, { "from": "燕小六", "value": "不,那那那……那怎么办呢?" }, { "from": "祝无双", "value": "咿,怎么办,有人还好意思问呢,好好的证据非要给烧了。" }, { "from": "燕小六", "value": "祝无双!你是不是不想干了你?" }, { "from": "祝无双", "value": "我就是不想干了,不干了!" }, { "from": "燕小六", "value": "好好好,你把那刀给我。" }, { "from": "祝无双", "value": "还你,还你。" }, { "from": "燕小六", "value": "那衣服也是我的,鞋,都脱下来给我,现在就脱,脱!" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "好了好了,现在不是吵架的时候,让我说,这案子还有转机。" }, { "from": "祝无双", "value": "啥转机?" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "如果你是他的话,有机会逃跑,最想见的人是谁?" }, { "from": "燕小六", "value": "我师父,还有我七舅老爷他三外甥女……你干嘛,你推我干嘛!" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "我是说包大仁。" }, { "from": "祝无双", "value": "他最想见曹公公,只有曹公公出马,才能把这件事的影响降到最低。" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "对,只要我们一路跟踪他,就有破案的机会。哎,你去干什么去呀?" }, { "from": "燕小六", "value": "我去放老包走。" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "诶呀,回来,你这个样故意放他走,他能去找曹公公吗?" }, { "from": "燕小六", "value": "你嘛意思,到底放还是不放?" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "放,但不是明放,无双,你去把佟掌柜给我找来。" }, { "from": "祝无双", "value": "找她过来干什么?" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "相信我,只有佟掌柜办这件事最合适。" } ] }, { "id": "episode_55_chunk_18", "conversations": [ { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "好点了没有啊?" }, { "from": "包大仁", "value": "你来啦……" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "来了。" }, { "from": "包大仁", "value": "我实在起不了身哪。" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "快躺下,来来来,喝点粥啊,一个上午都没有吃东西了。" }, { "from": "包大仁", "value": "我不喝,你不知道,蜜蜂蛰我,我不敢喊,我就找了一根木棍咬在嘴里面,哪晓得蜜蜂顺着缝爬进去了,现在还在肚子里面折腾呢。" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "早知如此你何必当初呢。" }, { "from": "包大仁", "value": "还不是你让我跑的,你还怪我。" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "我错了啊,我就不该同情你啊。" }, { "from": "包大仁", "value": "不,我不是这个意思,你的救命之恩,我没齿难忘,我哪里敢怪你。" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "这还差不多。" }, { "from": "包大仁", "value": "这几万两银票,你拿去吧。" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "你拿回去吧。" }, { "from": "包大仁", "value": "你拿着……" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "你死不要紧,你的孩子将来不花钱了?" }, { "from": "包大仁", "value": "我没有孩子。" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "啊?" }, { "from": "包大仁", "value": "我家里除了我,就剩下十五个姨太太了,唉,可惜肚子都不争气啊。" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "你为啥要跟我说这个嘛。" }, { "from": "包大仁", "value": "唉,我是不打算再逃了,再逃,我这条命肯能就保不住了。不过你的情,你的义,我没齿难忘。" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "真的不逃了?" }, { "from": "包大仁", "value": "打死我也不逃了。" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "唉,要知道这样,就不该给他们下蒙汗药了。" }, { "from": "包大仁", "value": "蒙汗药?" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "为了让你有机会逃走,我把他们一个一个都迷晕了,现在一个一个睡得跟死猪一样。" }, { "from": "包大仁", "value": "你咋个不早说呢?" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "站得起来吗?" }, { "from": "包大仁", "value": "就冲你这个情,你这个义,我今天,我爬我也要爬出去。" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "不许你爬出去,我扶你走出去,走。" } ] }, { "id": "episode_55_chunk_19", "conversations": [ { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "这是拐杖,试试看合不合手。" }, { "from": "包大仁", "value": "合手,佟掌柜……" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "啥都不要说了,赶紧走吧,啊。把你那十五个姨太太安顿好,就赶紧投案自首啊,快去。赶紧走吧,一路小心啊。" }, { "from": "包大仁", "value": "走走走,我真的走了,你保重啊。" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "醒醒,醒醒,人已经走了,还不快去追。" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "你急什么嘛,就他那个速度他也走不远,再说咱们跟太紧,容易露马脚。" } ] }, { "id": "episode_55_chunk_21", "conversations": [ { "from": "祝无双", "value": "这么大人了,坐没坐样,吃没吃样。" }, { "from": "燕小六", "value": "哼,等这事完了,看我怎么收拾你。吃饱了,走。" }, { "from": "祝无双", "value": "哎哎哎,你这人不要那么自私好不好,你是吃饱了,人家还没吃好呢。" }, { "from": "燕小六", "value": "好好好,你慢慢吃,慢慢吃啊,撑死你,嗝!" }, { "from": "祝无双", "value": "不吃了!展大哥,您慢慢吃。" }, { "from": "燕小六", "value": "哟嗬,嘛时候成大哥了?刚才不还前辈前辈的吗?" }, { "from": "祝无双", "value": "我懒得搭理你。" }, { "from": "燕小六", "value": "我懒得搭理你!" }, { "from": "祝无双", "value": "我懒得搭理你!" }, { "from": "燕小六", "value": "我懒得搭理你!" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "行了行了行了,不要再吵了,就不怕人家笑话。" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "没有关系,没有关系,我们在京城也经常吵架的啦,自家弟兄嘛,吵得越凶,感情越深嘛。" }, { "from": "祝无双", "value": "别逗了,我跟他?能有感情?" }, { "from": "燕小六", "value": "这个是真的,咱俩越吵感情越深,对吧郭芙。" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "我觉得你们两个越吵,我就越开心。" }, { "from": "祝无双", "value": "展堂……" }, { "from": "燕小六", "value": "我也觉得,咱俩越吵郭芙就越开心,对吧郭芙。" }, { "from": "祝无双", "value": "我懒得搭理你!" }, { "from": "燕小六", "value": "嘟囔嘛呢?" }, { "from": "祝无双", "value": "我懒得搭理你!" }, { "from": "燕小六", "value": "祝无双你再吵我就动手了!" }, { "from": "祝无双", "value": "你敢!你敢打我我就死给你看!" }, { "from": "燕小六", "value": "你死我可怜你啊?" }, { "from": "祝无双", "value": "你欺负人!" }, { "from": "燕小六", "value": "欺负人你还知道啊,你这个妖精。" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "够了够了够了,别再吵了,人家小姑娘都吵跑了,你还在这里嘴硬。" }, { "from": "燕小六", "value": "嘴硬,我嘴硬个什么啊,我……你们这些人,这个祝无双,一个两个的,一个两个的……" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "行了行了行了,你快去找找她吧,别让她一个人在外面晃悠。" }, { "from": "燕小六", "value": "我为什么要去找她。" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "你不去找她你去找谁。" }, { "from": "燕小六", "value": "我去找我郭芙,我去找我师父。" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "哦,原来如此啊,那我就告诉你,你的郭芙就在外面等你,快去吧。" }, { "from": "燕小六", "value": "真的?" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "我乱说什么,快去。" }, { "from": "燕小六", "value": "那我这就去。" } ] }, { "id": "episode_55_chunk_23", "conversations": [ { "from": "白展堂", "value": "我谁也不帮,我就知道,再不赶紧追,犯人就横渡西凉河了!" }, { "from": "小米", "value": "那他倒是想。" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "这这这……" }, { "from": "小米", "value": "什么这这那那的,这小子想逃,被我发现了,一路跟到西边那个城隍庙了,趁其不备,一举拿下。" }, { "from": "包大仁", "value": "接着就是一顿毒打……" }, { "from": "小米", "value": "我可没动手啊,打你的几位是我们丐帮的四大长老。" }, { "from": "小米", "value": "长老?" }, { "from": "小米", "value": "恭喜发财那四大长老啊,正在附近办事,见我抓人,都过来帮忙,前后夹击,各人赏了他一掌,如假包换的降龙十八掌。" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "吐这老多呢?" }, { "from": "包大仁", "value": "嗯嗯嗯……" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "你说啥?大点声。" }, { "from": "包大仁", "value": "我,我要是再逃跑……" }, { "from": "燕小六", "value": "还敢逃?" }, { "from": "包大仁", "value": "可能就,咳咳,死无葬身,咳,之地了……" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "我的妈呀!" }, { "from": "小米", "value": "那什么,这都是我应该做的,维护社会治安,人人有责,哎呀!" } ] }, { "id": "episode_55_chunk_24", "conversations": [ { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "嫌疼就说一声啊。" }, { "from": "包大仁", "value": "$%*&%@#$&……" }, { "from": "燕小六", "value": "好好说话!" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "他说啥呢,这是啊?" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "求求你们让我死了。" }, { "from": "祝无双", "value": "那可不行,除非等这个案子结了。" }, { "from": "燕小六", "value": "就是。" }, { "from": "包大仁", "value": "求求你们让我死了,我的胸口好疼,好胀,像要炸开一样。" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "展堂,你不是会点穴嘛,给他止止疼吧。" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "行,那我试试吧。葵花点穴手!" }, { "from": "包大仁", "value": "啊……" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "怎么样?" }, { "from": "包大仁", "value": "嗯?胸口不疼了,但是腰疼。" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "腰疼就对了,刚才我点的是足少阴肾经。" }, { "from": "包大仁", "value": "什么经?" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "说了你也不懂,反正不是胸疼就是腰疼,不是腰疼就是肚子疼,你自己选吧。" }, { "from": "包大仁", "value": "那我选肚子,麻烦了,谢谢。" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "葵花点穴手!" }, { "from": "包大仁", "value": "啊——!" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "怎么样?" }, { "from": "包大仁", "value": "嗯?胸口不疼了,腰也不疼了,浑身上下都不疼了,哈……" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "兄弟,这在医学上来讲,叫回光返照。" }, { "from": "包大仁", "value": "啊?" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "你千万别怪我啊,是你自己受了那么重的内伤,没有及时的医治,再加上我用指玩命的一催……但是我相信你下辈子能做个好人,真的。" }, { "from": "包大仁", "value": "我,我跟你拼了!" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "你还是留点力气办后事吧,啊。" }, { "from": "包大仁", "value": "我没有后事!" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "不要客气,你有什么心愿尽管说出来,只要不过分,我们会满足你的。" }, { "from": "包大仁", "value": "那你们能不能先出去?" }, { "from": "包大仁", "value": "出磕?" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "就是出去。" }, { "from": "包大仁", "value": "我想跟佟掌柜单独呆一会。" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "出去出去,出去。我有分寸的啊。说吧。" } ] }, { "id": "episode_56_chunk_6", "conversations": [ { "from": "包大仁", "value": "佟掌柜,我包大仁落到如此之下场,谁也不怨。不怨天不怨地,就怨我自己。如果上天能给我一个重来的机会的话――" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "不要说了,经典台词不好乱抄,啊。" }, { "from": "包大仁", "value": "但是我还是想对你说三个字谢谢你" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "不客气" }, { "from": "包大仁", "value": "我还有最后一个请求,虽然有点过分,你能答应我吗?" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "你先说嘛" }, { "from": "包大仁", "value": "在我临死之前,你能不能受累做我的十六姨太?" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "果然很过分啊" }, { "from": "包大仁", "value": "那那就换一个不过分的,我能不能轻轻地,抱你一下?就一小下" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "你就把这个枕头当我好了想抱几下抱几下啊" }, { "from": "包大仁", "value": "佟掌柜!" }, { "from": "邢捕头", "value": "她听不见了,你赶快收拾收拾东西马上上路了" }, { "from": "包大仁", "value": "上上上上上什么路?" }, { "from": "邢捕头", "value": "哦,我是东厂来的,曹公公派我来救你的快走吧,等着人来抓你啊?快走快走快走" }, { "from": "包大仁", "value": "哎!她好像还有一口气啊" }, { "from": "邢捕头", "value": "是吗?我看看哈行了,这回没气儿了" }, { "from": "包大仁", "value": "佟掌柜――是我害了你呀!苍天呐!你是高度近视加散光,还是青光老花白内障啊!?你瞎成这个样子你也不去做个视网膜手术啊!苍天呐!" }, { "from": "邢捕头", "value": "亲娘来!这还是个情种啊" }, { "from": "包大仁", "value": "你说什么!" }, { "from": "邢捕头", "value": "我是说你非常有种,你看你伤成这个样子了,你还能站起来,在下佩服佩服佩服" }, { "from": "包大仁", "value": "把你的面罩拿下来,否则我哪里都不去" }, { "from": "包大仁", "value": "怎么你有胡子!" }, { "from": "邢捕头", "value": "亲娘来,忘了刮了。" }, { "from": "包大仁", "value": "哼哼,不对吧,东厂的人都是公公,公公有胡子是怎么回事!?" }, { "from": "邢捕头", "value": "呃…不瞒您说,我这个胡子都是假的,是一根儿一根儿粘上去的" }, { "from": "包大仁", "value": "真的?" }, { "from": "邢捕头", "value": "不疼,一点儿都不疼,你拔吧,有种你都给我拔完" }, { "from": "包大仁", "value": "你真的不疼?" }, { "from": "邢捕头", "value": "不疼啊" }, { "from": "包大仁", "value": "那你哭什么?" }, { "from": "邢捕头", "value": "我这是激动感动以及冲动啊。像你那么大的官儿,亲自给我拔胡胡,我三生有幸啊" }, { "from": "包大仁", "value": "哎呀,为民服务是本官的处世原则啦" }, { "from": "邢捕头", "value": "你别原则原则了!赶紧走吧,一会儿来不及了" }, { "from": "包大仁", "value": "等一下!我要亲自把佟掌柜安葬好。是我害了你呀,我对不起你,你过来!帮个忙,把她扶下去" }, { "from": "邢捕头", "value": "好吧好吧好吧" }, { "from": "包大仁", "value": "佟掌柜呀~" }, { "from": "邢捕头", "value": "怎么了?快走啊,不然我连你一起――" } ] }, { "id": "episode_56_chunk_7", "conversations": [ { "from": "邢捕头", "value": "这算咋回事啊?" }, { "from": "包大仁", "value": "哎~" }, { "from": "邢捕头", "value": "好的" }, { "from": "包大仁", "value": "我说,这个爱妻的妻字它怎么写呀?" }, { "from": "邢捕头", "value": "妻啊,哎呀,妻就是那个……一二三四五六七的七" }, { "from": "包大仁", "value": "喔….唉,算了,干脆你帮我写吧,这里有五十两银子,你拿去喝酒吧" }, { "from": "邢捕头", "value": "谢包大人,怎么写?" }, { "from": "包大仁", "value": "那你就写:爱妻佟湘玉之墓,赶紧写吧" }, { "from": "邢捕头", "value": "好的好的" }, { "from": "包大仁", "value": "湘玉啊湘玉,我的命苦,你的命比我的命更苦啊,叫我怎么对得起你九泉之下的香魂呐。玉啊,我那香艳动人――" } ] }, { "id": "episode_56_chunk_8", "conversations": [ { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "把他哄走就算完了,我跟你说……" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "他欠我一手指头,死穴,都给我记着!" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "记着记着" } ] }, { "id": "episode_56_chunk_9", "conversations": [ { "from": "包大仁", "value": "我看一下,唉~怎么写得那么别扭啊" }, { "from": "邢捕头", "value": "那是你心里边儿别扭" }, { "from": "包大仁", "value": "哎呀,算了,就这么着吧" }, { "from": "邢捕头", "value": "那……赶快把她埋了吧" }, { "from": "包大仁", "value": "不,我忽然不想埋了" }, { "from": "邢捕头", "value": "那太好了,哈哈,那我们赶紧走吧,哈哈" }, { "from": "包大仁", "value": "不是,我想把她火葬,我想过了,就这么扔下她对她来说不公平,我要带着她的骨灰进京城,让她跟着我,享受荣华富贵" }, { "from": "邢捕头", "value": "你对她真是一片深情啊" }, { "from": "包大仁", "value": "没有办法呀这就是爱,说也说不清楚" }, { "from": "邢捕头", "value": "这就是爱" }, { "from": "邢捕头", "value": "它糊里又糊涂" }, { "from": "包大仁", "value": "知己呀!" }, { "from": "邢捕头", "value": "知音呀!" }, { "from": "包大仁", "value": "赶紧架火堆吧" } ] }, { "id": "episode_56_chunk_10", "conversations": [ { "from": "包大仁", "value": "湘玉啊,我知道这个决定很仓促,你千万别怪我,回头到了京城,我一定给你换一个最豪华的骨灰坛,火给我" }, { "from": "邢捕头", "value": "现在就烧啊?" }, { "from": "包大仁", "value": "烧吧,天下没有不散的宴席呀" }, { "from": "邢捕头", "value": "哎,还是再等等吧" }, { "from": "包大仁", "value": "等什么?" }, { "from": "邢捕头", "value": "你看啊,咱们折腾大半宿了,是不是该吃点东西垫垫肚子呢?" }, { "from": "包大仁", "value": "那先点上火,边烧边吃好了" }, { "from": "邢捕头", "value": "你以为是烤全羊啊?" }, { "from": "包大仁", "value": "放肆!我不许你侮辱湘玉,火给我" }, { "from": "邢捕头", "value": "哎呀,还是等等吧,还是等等吧。包大人,包包大人,你看这么漂亮的姑娘,啊,这一烧了多可惜吧,稍微等等,啊" }, { "from": "包大仁", "value": "说的也是啊,那你去找一把剪刀来" }, { "from": "邢捕头", "value": "找剪刀干啥呀?" }, { "from": "包大仁", "value": "我要把她的头发把她的指甲,通通剪下来做留念" }, { "from": "邢捕头", "value": "亲娘来,不用了吧?" }, { "from": "包大仁", "value": "也好,那就用揪吧,一根儿一根儿的揪,它比较整齐" }, { "from": "邢捕头", "value": "住手,她都死翘翘了,你还折腾她干啥呀你!" }, { "from": "包大仁", "value": "什么叫折腾,你不懂嘛,连头皮割下来,头发不容易枯死好打理。以后我做一个发套,把她放在我的枕头边……" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "啊―――――" }, { "from": "包大人", "value": "啊――――" }, { "from": "邢捕头", "value": "啊――" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "受不了咧!头发有什么好玩的?!他这个人心理有障碍,你还是童年有阴影?" }, { "from": "包大仁", "value": "湘玉,你还活着?" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "我死喽!但是下面的鬼看到我被人瞎折腾,一可怜,就把我放回来了" }, { "from": "包大仁", "value": "咩咩撒撒~太好了!湘玉!" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "一般好,一般好" }, { "from": "包大仁", "value": "感谢玉皇大帝感谢阎罗王,感谢地藏王菩萨,把湘玉还给我。我包大仁有生之年,不再杀生,不再吃荤……鱼肉除外,虾蟹除外,贝壳类,爬行动物类除外……" }, { "from": "邢捕头", "value": "那世上你还有啥不吃的?" }, { "from": "包大仁", "value": "蛇虫鼠蚁除外,蚯蚓蚂蚱穿山甲除外,跟我走,到京城去,展开我们美好的生活" }, { "from": "邢捕头", "value": "哎哎~门在那边" }, { "from": "包大仁", "value": "湘玉" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "恩,算了吧,我在这儿住的挺习惯的" }, { "from": "包大仁", "value": "那我就留下来陪着你,从今往后你耕田来你织布,你挑水来你浇园" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "我都干了,你干啥?" }, { "from": "包大仁", "value": "我做你的拉拉队,加油!加油!" } ] }, { "id": "episode_56_chunk_17", "conversations": [ { "from": "白展堂", "value": "好吧,把水备足了,还有烫伤膏,以防万一" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "好好好,你放心,快快快快" }, { "from": "包大仁", "value": "湘玉啊,忍着点儿,为夫的可要动手啦,剪刀给我,剪刀给我呀。唉,算了,我干脆连她头皮一块儿割下来吧" }, { "from": "邢捕头", "value": "别!这样太残忍了" }, { "from": "包大仁", "value": "什么叫残忍,你不懂嘛,连头皮割下来,头发不容易枯死好打理。以后我做一个发套,把她放在我的枕头边……" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "啊―――――" }, { "from": "包大人", "value": "啊――――" }, { "from": "邢捕头", "value": "啊――" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "受不了咧!头发有什么好玩的?!他这个人心理有障碍,你还是童年有阴影?" }, { "from": "包大仁", "value": "湘玉,你还活着?" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "我死喽!但是下面的鬼看到我被人瞎折腾,一可怜,就把我放回来了" }, { "from": "包大仁", "value": "咩咩撒撒~太好了!湘玉!" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "一般好,一般好" }, { "from": "包大仁", "value": "感谢玉皇大帝感谢阎罗王,感谢地藏王菩萨,把湘玉还给我。我包大仁有生之年,不再杀生,不再吃荤……鱼肉除外,虾蟹除外,贝壳类,爬行动物类除外……" }, { "from": "邢捕头", "value": "那世上你还有啥不吃的?" }, { "from": "包大仁", "value": "蛇虫鼠蚁除外,蚯蚓蚂蚱穿山甲除外,跟我走,到京城去,展开我们美好的生活" }, { "from": "邢捕头", "value": "哎哎~门在那边" }, { "from": "包大仁", "value": "湘玉" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "恩,算了吧,我在这儿住的挺习惯的" }, { "from": "包大仁", "value": "那我就留下来陪着你,从今往后你耕田来你织布,你挑水来你浇园" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "我都干了,你干啥?" }, { "from": "包大仁", "value": "我做你的拉拉队,加油!加油!" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "不可能!怎么可能呢?我怎么能放心湘玉跟他回京城呢!?" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "不会的,我们会紧紧的跟在后边嘛" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "你别忘了啊,那是我的未婚妻,换成你你能乐意吗?" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "我当然乐意啊" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "哼,嘿~你有女朋友吗?" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "目前还没有啊" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "那你凭什么说这话!你有什么资格说这话!?" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "我……" }, { "from": "祝无双", "value": "他有,展大哥,我可以当你的女朋友,就现在!" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "你?" }, { "from": "祝无双", "value": "达令,作为我最亲最爱的人,你愿意让我跟他去京城吗?" }, { "from": "燕小六", "value": "我不愿意!" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "一边儿呆着去,这有你啥事啊?" }, { "from": "燕小六", "value": "你给我边儿呆着去!无双是本捕头的人,我不同意,谁也别想带她走!" }, { "from": "祝无双", "value": "你……我不干了!总可以吧?" }, { "from": "燕小六", "value": "祝无双!你不要欺人太甚!" }, { "from": "祝无双", "value": "燕小六!你莫名其妙!" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "行了!这都什么时候了!任何的争吵都没有意义嘛。我只想问大家一句话,个人的安危和百姓的利益,哪个更重要啊?" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "你别老拿百姓说事儿行不行?我说不过你,秀才你说!" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "如果是我,我肯定愿意" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "吕秀才!" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "扇他~" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "你是好样儿的。对不起了,老白,百姓的利益当然高于一切" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "大嘴啊,全靠你了" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "老白,我同意" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "好兄弟!" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "我同意去那边,就算蕙兰在,我也同意" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "还有我" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "好,一个个的跟我玩高尚是不是啊?还有谁?站出来" }, { "from": "燕小六", "value": "我……老白,他们人太多了" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "还有谁?没人儿了,我不同意!!" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "那就得罪了" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "葵花点!你不要认为你占着理,你就可以胡作非为了" }, { "from": "燕小六", "value": "老白" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "老白你" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "好,好!这事我暂且答应,但是我有一个条件,路上发生任何情况,我都终止行动把湘玉接回来,同意你就眨眨眼,葵花解!" } ] }, { "id": "episode_56_chunk_21", "conversations": [ { "from": "邢捕头", "value": "哎,我说呀,你们俩还是先走吧,我留下来处理后事" }, { "from": "包大仁", "value": "哎呀,那我就等你好了,一路上没有一个保镖,心里不塌实啊" }, { "from": "邢捕头", "value": "你还是走吧,我得留下来把这个店烧了,毁尸灭迹,人和房子一样不留的" }, { "from": "包大仁", "value": "好,我看着你烧,你等一下" }, { "from": "包大仁", "value": "这个鬼地方害我受这么多的苦,早就该一把火把它烧掉了" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "别啊,我除了这个店啥都没有了" }, { "from": "包大仁", "value": "哎呀,湘玉嘛,你听我说嘛,回头到了京城,我给你再开一家比这个大十倍,大一百倍的店子嘛,烧,我要烧掉它,哎,怎么回事啊?怎么点不着呢?" }, { "from": "邢捕头", "value": "呵呵呵~没有油你怎么能点,啊!哎哎哎~" }, { "from": "包大仁", "value": "哎呀,你还笑个鬼呀,你赶紧去拿油去嘛" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "哎呀,老包,你听我说呀,杀人放火可都是掉脑袋的大罪!" }, { "from": "包大仁", "value": "哎呀,我这个榆木脑袋呀,哎!赶紧回来,不用去啦!" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "谢谢啊" }, { "from": "包大仁", "value": "嘿嘿,直接用酒嘛,比油快多了,哎快,你也拿一坛酒,拿那边,那边,到处把它烧光,嘿嘿" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "住手!你要是敢点,我就咬死你!!" }, { "from": "包大仁", "value": "不要逼我!我好久没有批评过谁啦" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "你批评啊!你批评我呀!我留着这个店也是想给自己留条后路嘛,回头进了京城,曹公公不认帐怎么办?" }, { "from": "包大仁", "value": "哎呀,怎么可能吗,我花了这么多银子,十万两呢" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "你的收据已经不在你身上了!" }, { "from": "包大仁", "value": "哎呀,没所谓的啦,我身上还装着曹公公往来的书信呢,怕个鬼呀?你笑什么?怎么回事啊?" }, { "from": "包大仁", "value": "你们俩都笑个鬼呀?" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "出来吧!快点儿出来吧!我不用去京城啦!我们有新的物证啦!耶!" }, { "from": "包大仁", "value": "你骗我!" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "也不能算骗吧?" }, { "from": "包大仁", "value": "你竟然骗我!你骗…" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "我们不光骗你,我们还要扒了你!拉下去!一件儿件儿的搜!" }, { "from": "邢捕头", "value": "诸位,邢某告辞。老邢出马,一个顶俩啊" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "秀才大嘴,快送送老邢" } ] }, { "id": "episode_56_chunk_25", "conversations": [ { "from": "包大仁", "value": "她骗我,她竟然骗我?枉费我对她一片深情!" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "对她一片深情的人有的是,不差你一个!" }, { "from": "包大仁", "value": "你竟然骗我!你骗…" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "葵花点!!赶紧搜,甭搭理他" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "怎么样?找到没有?" }, { "from": "祝无双", "value": "内衣、外衣、腰带、衬里,哎,连鞋底都划开了" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "那就奇怪了。佟掌柜,他的原话是怎么说的?" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "他就说他有和曹公公往来的书信" }, { "from": "燕小六", "value": "我来!交给我了,我来!这就是普通的小葫芦" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "以他这种身份,怎么能戴这么廉价的饰物呢?" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "把穴道解开不就知道了吗?葵花解穴手!" }, { "from": "燕小六", "value": "我来,我问你,这小葫芦怎么回事?" }, { "from": "包大仁", "value": "是我娘的遗物啦,你喜欢,你拿去吧。把我的命也拿去要不要啊?" }, { "from": "燕小六", "value": "少废话!我问你书信到底藏哪儿啦?" }, { "from": "包大仁", "value": "哪有什么书信嘛,我是骗她的撒,不然她怎么肯跟我去嘛" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "那除了书信还有别的证物吗?" }, { "from": "包大仁", "value": "还有收据撒――" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "看来还真有书信呐啊" }, { "from": "燕小六", "value": "我来!书信到底藏哪儿了?否则我就----" }, { "from": "包大仁", "value": "哎,等一下,等一下,等一下,你们都有收据了,还要书信干什么吗?" }, { "from": "燕小六", "value": "收据不是被我给烧----" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "呃,稍微差一点意思,不如书信有说服力" }, { "from": "包大仁", "value": "哦――哈哈,哈哈,嘿嘿,嘿嘿收据是不是被你烧的?!" }, { "from": "燕小六", "value": "不是我烧的---我又不是故意烧它的" }, { "from": "包大仁", "value": "嘿嘿嘿,嘿嘿嘿嘿,哈哈哈,哈哈哈哈!证据没有啦!哈哈哈哈哈!天助我也!哈哈哈!" }, { "from": "祝无双", "value": "哈哈哈哈哈!笑死人了,侬戆度啊,哎,你不要忘了,你的口供还在我们手里,你忘记了?" }, { "from": "包大仁", "value": "口供!?那是因为你们严刑逼供!本大人为了保住性命!胡乱招地!可晓得!嘿嘿嘿嘿嘿,娘子,干什么!!" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "杀你灭口!!" }, { "from": "包大仁", "value": "你杀呀!你杀你杀杀呀――" }, { "from": "燕小六", "value": "喝水喝水" }, { "from": "包大仁", "value": "嘿嘿,嘿嘿,小朋友很懂事嘛嘿嘿,哈哈哈哈哈" } ] }, { "id": "episode_56_chunk_26", "conversations": [ { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "老包,包大人" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "你要是不交出书信的话他们是不会放你走的哦" }, { "from": "包大仁", "value": "我要是交出去,那我就更走不了" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "他们会折磨你,,打你,,骂你,,找一群要饭的往你脸上吐口水" }, { "from": "包大仁", "value": "呵呵呵呵" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "还会用鸡毛挠你的脚心!用锉刀磨你的后槽牙,吱~吱~" }, { "from": "包大仁", "value": "哎呀,无所谓撒,我只要每天能看到湘玉,吃再多的苦也值得,嘿嘿嘿嘿捶你的嘛" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "拜托你就不要再装情圣了好不好,想当白马王子去高丽整个容先" }, { "from": "包大仁", "value": "错!你大错特错,男人讲究的是内涵,嘿嘿黑" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "拜托again,连块墓碑都写不利索----" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "不要再说那没用的!你要怎么样才肯交出书信呀?" }, { "from": "包大仁", "value": "信嘛,我是不会交的撒,但是他们嘛,倒是可以放他们一马,不过有一个条件" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "嗯,做你的十六姨太" }, { "from": "包大仁", "value": "耶~我就喜欢你这个聪明的样子" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "我要是不答应呢?" }, { "from": "包大仁", "value": "哼,那我们就耗下去,要么就杀了我,要么就放我出去,他们总不可能关我一辈子吧,只要我有个机会逃出去,我就马上到衙门去,我就把这件事情从头到尾讲个清楚!到时候你们就知道什么叫官官相护!哼哼,你要答应我呢,就跟我到洞房去,你要是不答应,你就马上出去,去!去!去!去!去!" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "好,我答应你!但是我要明媒正娶" }, { "from": "包大仁", "value": "没有问题,嘿嘿嘿嘿,先叫一声相公" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "…" }, { "from": "包大仁", "value": "诶!咋个说!一点诚意都没有" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "相…." }, { "from": "包大仁", "value": "哎呀,没所谓的撒,反正你慢慢的就习惯了撒,嘿嘿嘿嘿嘿,娘子,嘿嘿嘿嘿嘿,打从今天开始,你的名字就改作――佟-十-六我的娘子~~嘿嘿嘿嘿嘿" } ] }, { "id": "episode_56_chunk_29", "conversations": [ { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "人家说的是十六姨太掌柜的,我要是没记错的话,你这是你三次洞房花烛了" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "闭嘴!!一边儿去!玉啊,你真的要答应他呀?" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "不答应咋办?如果不给他来两个糖衣炮弹,他是不会招的" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "玉啊,要不然你再考虑考虑?" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "用不着考虑,洞房的时候,你们都在外头守着,如果听到什么动静,立即冲进来" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "那万一要是来不及了呢?" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "白少侠你放心好了,啊,我用我的性命担保,佟掌柜少不了一根头发" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "确实没少,一根都没少,全掉光了,就是不在原处了!" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "展堂~我这也是为了朝廷,为了百姓" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "我也是百姓啊,谁为我着想了?你们谁为我着想了!" }, { "from": "祝无双", "value": "呃,实在不行,我去好了" }, { "from": "燕小六", "value": "你倒是想去,人家可也得要啊" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "哎,好了,好了,要不这样好了只要进了洞房之后,如果有大的动静,这个行动立即取消" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "那行,那先说好了,不管不论以及无论如何成不成咱都不能有第二回了" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "某文忒啊,我们分头行动,准备洞房和嫁妆" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "走" } ] }, { "id": "episode_56_chunk_30", "conversations": [ { "from": "白展堂", "value": "万一有啥动静你赶紧喊我们都你在楼下,随时待命,啊" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "我知道了啊,放一千个心啊" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "玉~我只有一颗心,还交给了你" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "堂~" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "玉~" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "天若有情天亦老" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "此恨绵绵无绝期" }, { "from": "燕小六", "value": "哼,又不是生离死别至于么你们?至于,至于" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "玉~玉~你快回来,我一人承受不来……" } ] }, { "id": "episode_56_chunk_31", "conversations": [ { "from": "包大仁", "value": "嘿嘿,掀起了你的盖头来,让我来看看你的嘴" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "胡唱上来就是嘴呀?" }, { "from": "包大仁", "value": "嘘-闭上眼睛,不要说话,此时无声胜有声喔哎呀!你你你干什么?" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "哼,你不是喜欢这个调调吗?" }, { "from": "包大仁", "value": "真是调皮你看看,人家这张小脸,都被你打肿了哎呀,好了,好了,好了,不玩了,不玩了喝点小酒" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "好!我跟你一起喝啊" }, { "from": "包大仁", "value": "嘿嘿嘿嘿" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "嗯-这个杯子是我的,这个杯子是你的,满上" }, { "from": "包大仁", "value": "嘿嘿嘿嘿嘿" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "干" }, { "from": "包大仁", "value": "等一下,干喝不行,总要找一点说法撒" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "为了咱俩美好的明天" }, { "from": "包大仁", "value": "等一下,要喝交杯酒" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "再来!" }, { "from": "包大仁", "value": "不喝了,不喝了,再喝我就要吐出来了" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "再喝点儿吧,啊,再喝点儿" }, { "from": "包大仁", "value": "呃…不…我再…不…不…不…喝…." }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "你不想洞房咧?" }, { "from": "包大仁", "value": "不洞了,不洞了,明天再再,哎呀" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "那个书信放在哪儿了?" }, { "from": "包大仁", "value": "书书信,在衣服的…包包里面…呃…呃…不要…告诉别人" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "我不说,啊才怪" }, { "from": "包大仁", "value": "嘿嘿嘿嘿嘿嘿" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "啊!" }, { "from": "包大仁", "value": "嘿嘿嘿" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "啊!啊!" }, { "from": "包大仁", "value": "嘿嘿嘿嘿,哈哈哈哈,嘿嘿嘿嘿嘿,小样,真的把我当傻包kei啥?啊?哈哈哈哈哈哈哎,我那十五个姨太太是白讨啦?哈哈哈哈哈,还跟我喝酒,啊?嘿嘿嘿嘿嘿嘿,云南人喝酒是用碗di!别说是一坛,你就是搬一缸来!我也能喝个底朝天。嘿嘿嘿嘿嘿" } ] }, { "id": "episode_56_chunk_32", "conversations": [ { "from": "白展堂", "value": "不行,我得上去看看去" }, { "from": "祝无双", "value": "哎哎哎哎,等会儿再说吧啊" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "等?!再等孩子都打酱油了!!" }, { "from": "祝无双", "value": "葵花点穴手!师兄,对不起啊,我这也是关键时刻" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "你点我" }, { "from": "祝无双", "value": "我我我没有" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "上头是我的爱人,我去救她,你点我?!" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "她只是想让你…" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "葵花点穴手!" }, { "from": "祝无双", "value": "我我我我我没有" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "我就轻轻点他一下,你就这样,枉我还是你师兄呢,啊?你信不信…" }, { "from": "燕小六", "value": "帮我照顾好…我七舅老爷的外甥女的大姨妈哇呀呀" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "你干啥呀?你疯了你啊?" }, { "from": "燕小六", "value": "废话,无双是本捕头的人!谁敢动她,横竖就是一死!!" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "好好好,我不动她我不动她,你起来!我问你,这么晚了你来干啥来了?" }, { "from": "燕小六", "value": "哼,刚接到上边儿的公函,本案有重-大-转折!" }, { "from": "燕小六", "value": "先把他解开" }, { "from": "祝无双", "value": "哦哦,葵花解穴手!" } ] }, { "id": "episode_56_chunk_37", "conversations": [ { "from": "白展堂", "value": "不行,我得上去看看去" }, { "from": "祝无双", "value": "哎哎哎哎,等会儿再说吧啊" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "等?!再等孩子都打酱油了!!" }, { "from": "祝无双", "value": "葵花点穴手!师兄,对不起啊,我这也是关键时刻" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "你点我" }, { "from": "祝无双", "value": "我我我没有" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "上头是我的爱人,我去救她,你点我?!" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "她只是想让你…" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "葵花点穴手!" }, { "from": "祝无双", "value": "我我我没有" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "葵花-点穴手手手手啊啊啊啊啊闪开!我点你死穴!!!" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "把穴给解开啦他可是唯一的证人,你要留活口的!" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "好,我留他一命我问你,知道我刚才对你做了什么吗?" }, { "from": "包大仁", "value": "呃呜…" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "我封住了你的奇经八脉,只要我内力一催下雨阴天的时候,你身上的每一处关节,记着!我说的是每一处!!!都会疼痛难忍,你身上的每一个穴道都会奇痒难忍,严重时,还会产生幻觉" }, { "from": "包大仁", "value": "我招你惹你啦?" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "这个问题,你留着下雨天儿自己琢磨去吧!!" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "展堂" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "玉!玉!乖,有我呢,啊咱们走" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "慢点儿啊" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "小心" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "哼哼哼哼,嘿嘿嘿嘿" }, { "from": "包大仁", "value": "你们想干什么?你们不要乱来啊,我警告你们呐!" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "你放心,我们没有老白那么粗鲁,最对也就是轻轻的一下下啦,排-山-倒-海!!大嘴" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "嘿嘿嘿嘿,降龙十八掌!!啊!" }, { "from": "祝无双", "value": "呵呵,放着我来—呃,那个,现在怎么办啊?" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "先让他休息一晚上啦,明天再告诉他这个噩耗好了" } ] }, { "id": "episode_56_chunk_38", "conversations": [ { "from": "燕小六", "value": "哎哎哎哎!起来起来!太阳晒腚了啊" }, { "from": "祝无双", "value": "你不要害怕啊,我们不会再伤害你的" }, { "from": "包大仁", "value": "咳,你们倒是敢!哼!哎,我们家小十六来?" }, { "from": "燕小六", "value": "哎呀,别找了别找了,坐坐坐" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "我说你还记得昨天晚上发生的事情吗?" }, { "from": "包大仁", "value": "哦呦,昨天晚上,好像喝了好多酒啊" }, { "from": "燕小六", "value": "还试图乱性" }, { "from": "包大仁", "value": "本大人不喝酒也是这样子,你不服气啊?向上反映呐!哈哈哈哈,我正愁没有地方找你们理论呢" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "那,我告诉你啊,我们刚接到的公函,新任的礼部侍郎…" }, { "from": "包大仁", "value": "这么快就昭告天下啦?哎呀,我都还没有进京城嘛,这朝廷也是,嘿嘿" }, { "from": "祝无双", "value": "不-是你" }, { "from": "包大仁", "value": "什么?" }, { "from": "燕小六", "value": "新任的礼部侍郎不是你!" }, { "from": "包大仁", "value": "不是我,是你!" }, { "from": "燕小六", "value": "好好好,你自己看啊,这是昨天晚上的公函,你看看!" }, { "from": "包大仁", "value": "嗨,假的啦~" }, { "from": "燕小六", "value": "假的?这…" }, { "from": "包大仁", "value": "哎,我说你们累不累啊?就这么几天的时间搞出这么多鬼办法,有这一点时间,拿去干点正经事,多赚点钱,比什么都强啊!" }, { "from": "祝无双", "value": "哎!你看清楚好吧?这上面盖的是礼部的印啊!" }, { "from": "燕小六", "value": "就是!" }, { "from": "包大仁", "value": "嘿嘿,我那任命状上还盖着皇帝的玉玺呢" }, { "from": "燕小六", "value": "你这人怎么比我还拧呢?" }, { "from": "包大仁", "value": "小朋友" }, { "from": "燕小六", "value": "谁是小朋友" }, { "from": "包大仁", "value": "我还友好的奉劝你,省省吧!我那十万两白银不是白花的" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "那是曹公公骗了你啊" }, { "from": "包大仁", "value": "什么?曹公公骗了我?不会吧?!嘿嘿嘿嘿嘿,你们要的就是这个效果对不对?" }, { "from": "祝无双", "value": "诶,你爱信不信!切,回头有你哭的时候!" }, { "from": "祝无双", "value": "走走走走" }, { "from": "祝无双", "value": "切!" }, { "from": "包大仁", "value": "跟我玩反间计,你们还嫩点" } ] }, { "id": "episode_56_chunk_39", "conversations": [ { "from": "白展堂", "value": "胸口还闷吗?" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "有一点儿" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "心里还慌吗?" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "一点点" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "我抱的这么紧你还慌啊?" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "慌,怕你松手" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "不会的,我永远这么抱着,一直一直的抱着" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "您抱归抱,那蹄子能消停点吗?你看咱这是砖地又不是大理石唉,只听说过老牛刨地,没想到人也有这出" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "消失!!" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "嗯,如果刚才洞房里发生了什么事情的话,你…" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "不可能" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "额是说如果,你还要额吗?" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "不要" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "为啥?" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "因为我不会让任何人伤害你,过去不会,现在不会,将来更不会" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "拜托" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "悄悄话节目都是凌晨两三点才播出哎,现在是大白天nai,注意点影响好不好?" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "感情不是你让人吃豆腐啊?" }, { "from": "殷十三", "value": "请问有豆腐吗 ?呃,不对不对,有空房吗?" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "没有!" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "啊?" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "我这儿腾不开手,客观里边儿请,自己上楼,左传把角的第二间第三间自己随便儿挑,哈" }, { "from": "殷十三", "value": "多谢,多谢,多谢多谢" }, { "from": "燕小六", "value": "掌柜的,好点儿没?胸口还疼不疼?" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "呦,找无双来了?" }, { "from": "燕小六", "value": "我找她干嘛?哎,她没跟那个大个儿在一块儿吧?" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "切,你又不找她,你问这干嘛呀?" }, { "from": "燕小六", "value": "咳,回头你们见着她,帮我通知一声,根据最新线报,曹公公派了杀手往咱们这儿来了" }, { "from": "燕小六", "value": "啊?" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "要杀老包?" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "早就该杀他了,替我谢谢曹公公,谢谢东厂" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "嗯?" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "我会通知无双的,啊你赶紧把衣裳换了,我一看就来气,快点儿!" } ] }, { "id": "episode_56_chunk_40", "conversations": [ { "from": "包大仁", "value": "功亏一篑,功亏一篑啊,哎 他们要是再晚进来10分钟 ,3分钟, 哪怕1分钟 ,这锅生米我就煮成熟饭!" }, { "from": "包大仁", "value": "找谁?" }, { "from": "殷十三", "value": "包大仁" }, { "from": "包大仁", "value": "是我" }, { "from": "殷十三", "value": "在下殷十三,曹公公的人" }, { "from": "包大仁", "value": "嗬,由来了" }, { "from": "殷十三", "value": "放肆" }, { "from": "包大仁", "value": "哎呀,哎呀,他们请你来给你多少钱吧?" }, { "from": "殷十三", "value": "钱?能给曹公公效力是我制高的荣耀,区区两个小钱算的了什么?" }, { "from": "包大仁", "value": "得得得得,别跟我罗嗦了,来干嘛来了?" }, { "from": "殷十三", "value": "取你项上人头" }, { "from": "包大仁", "value": "哎呀!又改荆柯刺秦啦?好啊,有创意,我喜欢,呵呵呵,越刺激越好啊,千万别手下留情啊" }, { "from": "殷十三", "value": "那就恭敬不如从命了" }, { "from": "包大仁", "value": "哎呦,小词儿还一套一套的" }, { "from": "包大仁", "value": "等一下,你你来真的你?" }, { "from": "殷十三", "value": "你以为呢?" }, { "from": "包大仁", "value": "等一下等一下,你,真的是曹公公的人?" }, { "from": "殷十三", "value": "东厂的牌子,你不会没见过吧?" }, { "from": "包大仁", "value": "哼哼哼,这小牌儿做的倒是挺逼真啊,这次这个局,下了不少本钱吧?哎,刀没意思,没有临死前那种紧张,那种压迫感" }, { "from": "殷十三", "value": "那你想怎么样?" }, { "from": "包大仁", "value": "活活勒死,一面恐慌地看着你,一面挣扎,两个手四处乱抓,就是喊不出声儿来,够刺激吧?" }, { "from": "殷十三", "value": "可我平时习惯用匕首" }, { "from": "包大仁", "value": "要勇于尝试新鲜事物嘛,哎,来来来,这个手拿这头,这个手拿这头,啊,哎,往我脖子上这么一饶,啊,哎,记住,慢慢来,一点一点发力,要有一个循序渐进的过程,哎,对,哎,不是,重了,咳,喘不过气啦" }, { "from": "殷十三", "value": "要的就是让你喘不过气来,记住我的名字, 殷--十--三" } ] }, { "id": "episode_57_chunk_0", "conversations": [ { "from": "燕小六", "value": "行,我先回去了,你们多留意着点,有任何可疑人物,及时向我汇报!" }, { "from": "燕小六", "value": "上哪儿去了?" }, { "from": "祝无双", "value": "展大哥想买双新靴子,不知道地方,我帮他带个路。" }, { "from": "燕小六", "value": "带路?呵呵你还知道自己是谁吗?" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "这话我怎么听着那么耳熟呐?" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "嘘,老邢以前就是这么教训小六的!" }, { "from": "燕小六", "value": "问你话呐你是谁?" }, { "from": "祝无双", "value": "祝无双,怎么了?" }, { "from": "燕小六", "value": "谁谁……谁允许你学我的?" }, { "from": "祝无双", "value": "亲娘来,这咋还成结巴了?" }, { "from": "燕小六", "value": "帮我照顾好七舅姥爷……" }, { "from": "祝无双", "value": "葵花点穴手……" }, { "from": "祝无双", "value": "燕捕头,还有别的吩咐吗?" }, { "from": "燕小六", "value": "没了,你忙,咳……" }, { "from": "燕小六", "value": "站住!这次念你初犯,我就不追究了,下次再敢跟我动手,形同此碗!" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "一个碗八文钱呐!" }, { "from": "燕小六", "value": "回头赔你!" }, { "from": "祝无双", "value": "喔哟,摔个碗算什么啦?有本事摔点值钱的呀!" }, { "from": "燕小六", "value": "摔就摔,我还怕你?" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "我的绝版官窑青花瓷……" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "摔死我吧,我不想活了!" }, { "from": "燕小六", "value": "我这还没摔呐!" } ] }, { "id": "episode_57_chunk_1", "conversations": [ { "from": "殷十三", "value": "呼……早知道这么累,还不如直接用匕首呐!" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "葵花点穴手!" }, { "from": "祝无双", "value": "怎么样?" }, { "from": "展侍卫", "value": "闪开!" }, { "from": "展侍卫", "value": "燕捕头,这算什么意思?" }, { "from": "燕小六", "value": "死者为大,虽说他是个犯人,尸体也不容你随意亵渎!" }, { "from": "展侍卫", "value": "我这是在抢救他!" }, { "from": "燕小六", "value": "抢救……那你摸他胸干吗?" }, { "from": "祝无双", "value": "请你用用脑子好吗?这是个男的!" }, { "from": "燕小六", "value": "咳……好吧,你先揉着,揉不回来拿你是问!" }, { "from": "展侍卫", "value": "又怎么啦?" }, { "from": "燕小六", "value": "摸两下胸也就算了,亲嘴算怎么回事?" }, { "from": "展侍卫", "value": "无双!" }, { "from": "祝无双", "value": "对不起,我也想知道!" }, { "from": "展侍卫", "value": "这叫人工呼吸,回头再跟你解释!" }, { "from": "祝无双", "value": "噫啧啧……" }, { "from": "展侍卫", "value": "燕捕头,过来帮个忙,我气不够,咱俩得轮流来!" }, { "from": "燕小六", "value": "我来不了,昨晚吃的是大葱炒大蒜,今早上又忘了刷牙!" }, { "from": "展侍卫", "value": "他不会跟你计较的,来吧!" }, { "from": "燕小六", "value": "不不不,我小时候得过肺病,喘不上气,还老咳嗽,咳咳咳……" }, { "from": "祝无双", "value": "没用,我来需不需要伸舌头啊?" }, { "from": "展侍卫", "value": "伸舌头干吗?又不在法国,来你学我,深呼吸,送进去!" }, { "from": "祝无双", "value": "深呼吸……" }, { "from": "燕小六", "value": "放着我来,我来……" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "我的神呀,人就算救活了,知道真相,还不得活活恶心死啊?" } ] }, { "id": "episode_57_chunk_2", "conversations": [ { "from": "包大人", "value": "咳……我怎么躺地上了?" }, { "from": "祝无双", "value": "你刚才差点被人勒死!" }, { "from": "包大人", "value": "他他他……" }, { "from": "祝无双", "value": "他已经被点住了,别害怕,已经没危险啦,来我扶你起来!" }, { "from": "包大人", "value": "别碰我,容我仔细想想,想想……" }, { "from": "燕小六", "value": "还没想起来?" }, { "from": "包大人", "value": "正想着呢……这人进了屋,想用匕首扎我!" }, { "from": "燕小六", "value": "那怎么改绳子了?" }, { "from": "包大人", "value": "不是绳子,是腰带,我给他的,连扣都是我系的,我还亲手套脖子上了!" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "这不是一傻缺是什么?" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "啥叫傻缺?" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "傻冒加缺心眼!" }, { "from": "祝无双", "value": "幸好是傻缺,否则还真救不回来啦!" }, { "from": "包大人", "value": "救……什么意思?" }, { "from": "祝无双", "value": "你倒下之后,有人抢救你来着,嘴对嘴,把你给吸回来的!" }, { "from": "包大人", "value": "是谁?谁?是你吗?还是你?" }, { "from": "祝无双", "value": "不是我,跟你又不熟,闪开,这事跟我没关系!" }, { "from": "包大人", "value": "我知道了,一定是我家十六,对不对呀?" }, { "from": "燕小六", "value": "就是她,非要抢救,谁拦就跟谁急……" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "呵呵,那是我应该做的……" }, { "from": "唐国强", "value": "北京新兴医院,是治疗一切不孕不育……" } ] }, { "id": "episode_57_chunk_3", "conversations": [ { "from": "包大人", "value": "十六……你以为这样我就不怪你了吗?" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "你怪我?你怪我啥嘛?" }, { "from": "包大人", "value": "你们找人杀我,勒个半死,再把我救回来……" }, { "from": "燕小六", "value": "慢慢慢,你刚说谁找人杀你?" }, { "from": "包大人", "value": "别装啦小朋友,这种招数对我没用啦!" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "不是,你凭啥说是我们找的人呐?" }, { "from": "包大人", "value": "就凭我还活着,要是真的刺客,我还能活到现在吗?" }, { "from": "燕小六", "value": "那倒也是……这刺客不是你找的吧?" }, { "from": "展侍卫", "value": "有没搞错啊大佬?刚做完那个,你就忘啦?" }, { "from": "包大人", "value": "做完哪个?" }, { "from": "燕小六", "value": "没你事,边儿呆着去!" }, { "from": "包大人", "value": "呵呵,这些天,你们什么招数没使过?一会来一判官,一会来一阎王,昨天刚来个东厂的,今天又来一个,接下来是不是就得请皇上出马啦?" }, { "from": "展侍卫", "value": "算了,先把刺客弄出去,审完了再说!" }, { "from": "祝无双", "value": "那他怎么办?" }, { "from": "展侍卫", "value": "你留下,看着他,省得再出状况!" }, { "from": "包大人", "value": "知道爷是怎么发的家吗?跟我耍心眼……刚才十六吸我的时候,你们都看着呐?" }, { "from": "祝无双", "value": "从头到看尾!" }, { "from": "包大人", "value": "能不能给我形容一下细节?" }, { "from": "祝无双", "value": "咳……有些事情,还是朦胧一些比较好!" }, { "from": "包大人", "value": "那倒也是朦胧的十六,朦胧的嘴,口中还残留着你的香味……" }, { "from": "祝无双", "value": "呕……" } ] }, { "id": "episode_57_chunk_4", "conversations": [ { "from": "白展堂", "value": "葵花解穴手!" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "使不得使不得,又不是过年,磕啥头啊?我又没准备压岁钱……" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "啥呀这是?" }, { "from": "展侍卫", "value": "极乐丹,皮是鹤顶红,心是孔雀胆,用砒霜浸过七七四十九天!" }, { "from": "殷十三", "value": "你是谁?" }, { "from": "燕小六", "value": "他就是一般人,我是本镇惟一的捕头燕小六,有啥情况,跟我汇报!" }, { "from": "殷十三", "value": "燕捕头,您这儿有辣椒水吗?" }, { "from": "燕小六", "value": "要那干吗?你渴啊?" }, { "from": "殷十三", "value": "严刑逼供第一课,您不会连这都不知道吧?呆会儿记得从眼睛往里灌,最给劲儿!" }, { "from": "燕小六", "value": "好小子,嘴还挺硬信不信我……" }, { "from": "展侍卫", "value": "还是我来吧我知道你不怕受刑,更不怕死,这是东厂番子的必修课!" }, { "from": "殷十三", "value": "那你还跟我废什么话?" }, { "from": "展侍卫", "value": "我有几个问题,你回答的好,我可以考虑放你走。" }, { "from": "燕小六", "value": "别逗了,这可是一刺客行,你先审着!" }, { "from": "展侍卫", "value": "我刚提的条件,你愿意接受吗?" }, { "from": "殷十三", "value": "呵呵,你觉得我愿意吗?" }, { "from": "展侍卫", "value": "无所谓,你要实在不想说,我也不会逼你,但我会对你采取一些非常手段,比如……" }, { "from": "殷十三", "value": "太毒了吧?" }, { "from": "展侍卫", "value": "呵呵,现在可以说了吗?" }, { "from": "殷十三", "value": "好,我说!" } ] }, { "id": "episode_57_chunk_7", "conversations": [ { "from": "燕小六", "value": "这曹公公太黑了,一纸假公文,卖人家十万两银子,再加把破刀,两万五,这才不到半年,已经骗了好几十家了。" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "要光是骗钱也就算了,所有受骗者都被灭了口。" }, { "from": "燕小六", "value": "包括家人,连丫环和仆人都不放过。" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "那老包的家人呢?" }, { "from": "展侍卫", "value": "我们前脚走,他们后脚就……唉!" }, { "from": "祝无双", "value": "也就是说,这个案子除了老包,就没有别的人证了?" }, { "from": "展侍卫", "value": "是啊……你们先聊,我得去看看老包!" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "等等,灭门的事,能不能先别跟他说啊?" }, { "from": "展侍卫", "value": "我知道,现在说什么他都不会信,我只是想确保他的安全" }, { "from": "祝无双", "value": "怎么会这样呢?他们还有没有人性啊?" }, { "from": "燕小六", "value": "有人性就不会当太监了……" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "错!本来有人性,当了太监就没了……" }, { "from": "燕小六", "value": "站住,你上哪儿去呀?" }, { "from": "祝无双", "value": "跟你有关系吗?" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "如果是去找姓展的,那我劝你慎重点儿!" }, { "from": "祝无双", "value": "什么意思?" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "第一,老包是个假官,那姓展的算怎么回事?" }, { "from": "祝无双", "value": "什么怎么回事?" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "真的官,六扇门派人护送,那没问题,可这是假官,谁会派人去保护一个假官呢?" }, { "from": "燕小六", "value": "第二……我早就觉得这小子很可疑老白接着说!" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "他对东厂的底细了如指掌,那个刺客连死都不怕,他随口说了一句,刺客就什么都招了。" }, { "from": "祝无双", "value": "他说了什么?" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "不知道,但事情的关键就在这了,所以……全靠你啦!" }, { "from": "祝无双", "value": "为什么是我呀?" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "只有你跟他走得最近嘛!" }, { "from": "祝无双", "value": "可我不想这样……" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "无双……这件事已经快把我们折腾疯了,如果再出什么岔子,恐怕谁都呆不住了,现在可不是儿女情长的时候……" }, { "from": "燕小六", "value": "什么儿女情长?哪个儿?哪个女?什么情?有多长?通通给我说清楚!" }, { "from": "祝无双", "value": "好了好了……你打算怎么试?" } ] }, { "id": "episode_57_chunk_8", "conversations": [ { "from": "展侍卫", "value": "你找我啊?" }, { "from": "祝无双", "value": "我给你做了些小点心,先垫垫肚子……" }, { "from": "展侍卫", "value": "谢谢啊" }, { "from": "祝无双", "value": "吃完再走嘛!" }, { "from": "展侍卫", "value": "屋里没人,我怕老包不安全好吧,我吃!" }, { "from": "祝无双", "value": "慢点吃,别噎着了,我听他们说,你随口说了一句,刺客就招啦?" }, { "from": "展侍卫", "value": "嗯,审案子,就得对症下药。" }, { "from": "祝无双", "value": "那你说的是什么呀?" }, { "from": "展侍卫", "value": "嗯,点心不错,比外头卖的好吃多啦!" }, { "from": "祝无双", "value": "那当然,我用桂花和豆沙和的馅,皮是用荞麦粉……你到底说的什么呀?" }, { "from": "展侍卫", "value": "绝了,我这辈子从来没吃过这么好吃的东西!" }, { "from": "祝无双", "value": "真的吗?你要爱吃就先告诉我,到底说的什么你不说,我是不会放你走的!" }, { "from": "展侍卫", "value": "呵呵,我不是个坏人,你知道这个就够了,借过,谢谢!" }, { "from": "祝无双", "value": "他不肯说,我有什么办法……" }, { "from": "燕小六", "value": "你你你放开她,否则对你不客气!" }, { "from": "展侍卫", "value": "你是怎么解的绳套?" }, { "from": "殷十三", "value": "哈哈,你不是很了解东厂吗?不知道有种武功叫缩骨大法吗?" }, { "from": "殷十三", "value": "别逼我动手,我已经杀了那么多人,不在乎这一个半个!" }, { "from": "燕小六", "value": "你放开她,我来当人质!" }, { "from": "殷十三", "value": "我对你没兴趣,我要的是老包!" }, { "from": "燕小六", "value": "没问题,你等着,把老包带过来还不快去?" } ] }, { "id": "episode_57_chunk_9", "conversations": [ { "from": "包大人", "value": "哟?又换戏码啦?这回唱的是哪出啊?" }, { "from": "殷十三", "value": "狸猫换太子!" }, { "from": "包大人", "value": "什么意思?" }, { "from": "燕小六", "value": "就是拿你换无双!" }, { "from": "包大人", "value": "然后呢?" }, { "from": "殷十三", "value": "取你项上人头!" }, { "from": "包大人", "value": "又来了,你们还有没有点新鲜招数啊?" }, { "from": "燕小六", "value": "我数到三,交换人质,一,二……" }, { "from": "展侍卫", "value": "慢!老包是惟一的人证,我绝不能拿他冒险!" }, { "from": "包大人", "value": "太仗义了,接着演,就按周润发那路来!" }, { "from": "燕小六", "value": "姓展的,无双可是衙门的人!" }, { "from": "包大人", "value": "你这不行,得把那股狠劲演出来无双可是衙门的人,得注意逻辑重音,衙……门!" }, { "from": "展侍卫", "value": "无双,这件案子牵扯了太多人,如果半途而废,后果真的不堪设想!" }, { "from": "包大人", "value": "不行不行,得是那种痛心疾首的感觉后果不堪设想,注意我这不……不堪设想!" }, { "from": "祝无双", "value": "展大哥,我理解你的决定,也尊重你的决定,如果还有来生的话……" }, { "from": "包大人", "value": "眼泪,眼泪在哪儿呐?都诀别了,还这么冷静?你瞧我,如果还有来生……" }, { "from": "祝无双", "value": "闭嘴!" }, { "from": "包大人", "value": "自己演的差,还不让人说戏啦?什么态度?" }, { "from": "殷十三", "value": "你全家都被灭门了,还有心情说态度?" }, { "from": "包大人", "value": "哈哈,我全家被灭门?那我请问,我家有几口人呐?" }, { "from": "殷十三", "value": "七十三口!" }, { "from": "包大人", "value": "错,是十六口算上她是十七口!" }, { "from": "殷十三", "value": "我说的是,包括丫环和仆人,还有你那两只虎皮鹦鹉,和后院那只小京叭儿。" }, { "from": "包大人", "value": "大大?不是叫你,我那狗就叫大大……你怎么知道我养狗?" }, { "from": "殷十三", "value": "知道你那十五个老婆,哪个最爱你吗?鼻尖上有痣的那个。" }, { "from": "包大人", "value": "老九……你你你怎么知道?" }, { "from": "殷十三", "value": "她临死前,一边抽抽,嘴里还一直喊着,老爷,老爷……还有双下巴那个……" } ] }, { "id": "episode_57_chunk_10", "conversations": [ { "from": "殷十三", "value": "还有大小眼的那个!" }, { "from": "包大人", "value": "小五?" }, { "from": "殷十三", "value": "我没杀她,她是自己吓死的,还有眉毛连成一片的那个……" }, { "from": "包大人", "value": "小七?" }, { "from": "殷十三", "value": "她死的时候,肚里还有个孩子。" }, { "from": "包大人", "value": "不可能,我都一年没跟她……肯定是包复!" }, { "from": "殷十三", "value": "谁跟你抖包袱?我又不是说相声的!" }, { "from": "包大人", "value": "我说的包复,是我堂弟,没事老上家来,撵都撵不走!" }, { "from": "殷十三", "value": "是个白胖子吧?我杀你那小七的时候,他正躲在床底下,被我一刀拿下!" }, { "from": "包大人", "value": "干得漂亮,谢谢啊,谢谢我跟你拼了!" }, { "from": "殷十三", "value": "等的就是你这手!" }, { "from": "包大人", "value": "我掐死你,咬死你,挠死你……" }, { "from": "展侍卫", "value": "好啦,他只是个杀人工具,幕后真凶是曹公公!" }, { "from": "包大人", "value": "不可能……曹公公为啥要杀我?没理由啊?" }, { "from": "祝无双", "value": "因为你买官啊!" }, { "from": "包大人", "value": "买官,我花了钱的呀,十万两啊,一文都没往下还呐,还有那尚方宝剑!" }, { "from": "展侍卫", "value": "都是假的,目的就是你的银子!" }, { "from": "祝无双", "value": "曹公公已经用这个办法骗了许多人,你不是惟一的受害者。" }, { "from": "展侍卫", "value": "却是最后一个活口!" }, { "from": "包大人", "value": "大一,大二,大三,大四,小五,小六,小七……死的好,老八,老九,老十……她才刚满十八岁啊,你这畜生,我掐死你!" }, { "from": "展侍卫", "value": "先把他弄回屋去,一定要确保他的安全!" } ] }, { "id": "episode_57_chunk_11", "conversations": [ { "from": "展侍卫", "value": "帮我个忙,把他穴道解开。" }, { "from": "祝无双", "value": "为什么?" }, { "from": "展侍卫", "value": "我还想再审审他,放心好了,捆成这样,他逃不掉的。" }, { "from": "祝无双", "value": "葵花解穴手!" }, { "from": "展侍卫", "value": "行了,这里交给我,你去看着点老包,千万别再出状况了。" }, { "from": "祝无双", "value": "喔,那你自己小心啊!" }, { "from": "展侍卫", "value": "没想到这么小的客栈,竟然会有这么多高手吧?" }, { "from": "殷十三", "value": "你杀了我吧!" }, { "from": "展侍卫", "value": "呵呵,你真那么想死吗?" }, { "from": "殷十三", "value": "你杀了我吧!" }, { "from": "展侍卫", "value": "是不是又想逼我出那个绝招啊?" }, { "from": "殷十三", "value": "你……你到底是什么人?" }, { "from": "展侍卫", "value": "曹公公的人!" }, { "from": "展侍卫", "value": "我知道你不会信的,但你仔细想想,除了咱们东厂的人,还有谁能想出那么狠的招?" }, { "from": "殷十三", "value": "你……你是道听途说的!" }, { "from": "展侍卫", "value": "那这个呢?牡丹花,牡丹花,风吹雨打都不怕……" }, { "from": "殷十三", "value": "勤劳的公公在说话,请你现在就开花……" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "就开花!" }, { "from": "殷十三", "value": "哎呀……还真是自己人呐?" }, { "from": "展侍卫", "value": "兄弟,你受苦啦!" } ] }, { "id": "episode_57_chunk_12", "conversations": [ { "from": "展侍卫", "value": "拿上东西,赶紧走吧!" }, { "from": "殷十三", "value": "等等,等等……我还是没弄明白,你既然是东厂的人,怎么跟他们混到一块去了?" }, { "from": "展侍卫", "value": "一言难尽,你先走,我保证,你前脚走,我后脚就干掉老包。" }, { "from": "殷十三", "value": "那还不如咱俩一起上,回头发了银子,咱俩对劈!" }, { "from": "展侍卫", "value": "不是钱的问题,老包身上有对督公不利的证据,我得先拿回来,否则后患无穷。" }, { "from": "殷十三", "value": "这事儿督公知道吗?" }, { "from": "展侍卫", "value": "当然知道,否则我来干吗外面那两个高手你也交过手了,呆会再动起手来,你有几成胜算,用不着我说吧?" }, { "from": "殷十三", "value": "可我要现在就走,回头督公怪罪起来……" }, { "from": "展侍卫", "value": "我不说,督公怎么会知道?你放心,咱俩是一条绳上的蚂蚱,我害你就等于害自己。" }, { "from": "殷十三", "value": "那是那是……" }, { "from": "展侍卫", "value": "你要再不走,就会有两个后果:一,被他们干掉,二,被督公干掉。" }, { "from": "殷十三", "value": "我又没做错事,督公为什么要干掉我?" }, { "from": "展侍卫", "value": "一顿板子都没挨,就把所有的事一古脑招了,我要跟督公一说……" }, { "from": "殷十三", "value": "别别别,我这就走这就走……" }, { "from": "展侍卫", "value": "回去之后,你就说人已经杀了,很顺利,我的事儿,你一个字也别提!" }, { "from": "殷十三", "value": "为什么?" }, { "from": "展侍卫", "value": "我想给督公一个惊喜,也算没白折腾这半年!" }, { "from": "殷十三", "value": "有数了,还没请教?" }, { "from": "展侍卫", "value": "三营六组,白面葫芦娃!" }, { "from": "殷十三", "value": "九营十八组,狗尾巴花仙子,就此别过,京城再见!" } ] }, { "id": "episode_57_chunk_13", "conversations": [ { "from": "展侍卫", "value": "刚才的话你都听到了?" }, { "from": "祝无双", "value": "一字不落,你个白面葫芦娃!" }, { "from": "展侍卫", "value": "把他穴道解开,无论你想要什么,我都给!" }, { "from": "祝无双", "value": "真的吗?我要的如果是你……" }, { "from": "展侍卫", "value": "给你!展堂对天发誓,此生若有负祝姑娘,就让我天打……" }, { "from": "祝无双", "value": "别说了,朋友帮帮忙,侬当我憨大啊?" }, { "from": "展侍卫", "value": "你说什么?" }, { "from": "祝无双", "value": "我说你是痴线来嘎!" }, { "from": "展侍卫", "value": "呵呵,我再问你一句,到底解不解?" }, { "from": "祝无双", "value": "你别吓我,没用的,单打独斗,你未必是我的对手!" }, { "from": "展侍卫", "value": "喔?那就得罪了……" }, { "from": "展侍卫", "value": "怎么着?想群殴是吧?" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "错,我们没你那么不要脸,有种就单挑!" }, { "from": "展侍卫", "value": "这可是你说的!" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "是他说的,兄弟们上啊!" }, { "from": "展侍卫", "value": "喂……你不是说要单挑吗?" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "对呀,你一个,单挑我们一群,打丫挺的!" }, { "from": "展侍卫", "value": "慢着……还有商量的余地吗?" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "没有!" }, { "from": "展侍卫", "value": "呵呵,那就得罪了九!天!玄!女……" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "降龙十八!" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "排山倒海!" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "子曾经曰……" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "葵花点穴手!以后再跟人动手,直接招呼,别老整这没用的,抬进去!" } ] }, { "id": "episode_57_chunk_14", "conversations": [ { "from": "殷十三", "value": "拿走拿走,我们宁为玉碎不为瓦全!" }, { "from": "祝无双", "value": "你爱喝不喝,我就在外头,有事直接招呼!" }, { "from": "展侍卫", "value": "等等……下一步,你们打算怎么办?" }, { "from": "祝无双", "value": "我哪知道?都得听我们燕捕头的!" }, { "from": "展侍卫", "value": "听他?" }, { "from": "祝无双", "value": "我知道,他脑子是不太好使,但至少心肠不坏,不像你!" }, { "from": "殷十三", "value": "我缩我缩我缩缩缩……" }, { "from": "展侍卫", "value": "别缩了,这次用的是牛筋,你缩成团也没用!" }, { "from": "殷十三", "value": "他们会不会折磨咱们啊?" }, { "from": "展侍卫", "value": "那倒不至于,他们又不是东厂的人,可我就怕他们……" }, { "from": "殷十三", "value": "怕什么?不会吧?他们怎么知道你那招啊?" }, { "from": "展侍卫", "value": "我一不小心说漏嘴了你这是干吗?" }, { "from": "殷十三", "value": "提前上路,省得受苦,我把舌头伸出来,你用脑袋顶我下巴,多使点劲,一下就得!" }, { "from": "展侍卫", "value": "你想嚼舌自尽啊?" }, { "from": "殷十三", "value": "没辙,兄弟先走一步,到下面等你,你也快点来啊,碰得巧了,咱俩下辈子能当亲兄弟!" }, { "from": "殷十三", "value": "喔呵呵,我不是叫你多使点劲吗?" }, { "from": "展侍卫", "value": "自家兄弟,我实在下不去手!" }, { "from": "殷十三", "value": "那好,等我想想啊,这样,我把太阳穴对准桌角!" }, { "from": "展侍卫", "value": "你说什么?" }, { "from": "殷十三", "value": "太阳穴,往这里一顶,你用尽全力来一下,一定要竭尽全力啊!" }, { "from": "展侍卫", "value": "狗尾巴?花仙子?呼……来人呐,犯人自尽啦!" } ] }, { "id": "episode_57_chunk_15", "conversations": [ { "from": "燕小六", "value": "这次又是什么招数?" }, { "from": "展侍卫", "value": "不是招数……我是锦衣卫!" }, { "from": "燕小六", "value": "你要是锦衣卫,那我就是刑部尚书……咳!" }, { "from": "祝无双", "value": "是刑部,不是礼部,更不是吏部!" }, { "from": "展侍卫", "value": "我真是锦衣卫!" }, { "from": "燕小六", "value": "小伙子,匹诺曹的故事听过吗?" }, { "from": "祝无双", "value": "是匹诺曹,不是皮卡丘,更不是张学友!" }, { "from": "展侍卫", "value": "什么乱七八糟的?我有大内金牌为证!" }, { "from": "燕小六", "value": "我还有奥运金牌呐!" }, { "from": "祝无双", "value": "是奥运,不是亚运,更不是早孕!" }, { "from": "燕小六", "value": "你才早孕……你刚说有金牌,哪儿呐?" }, { "from": "展侍卫", "value": "就在我胸口,你自己掏出来看嘛……" }, { "from": "燕小六", "value": "哈哈,你以为我还会再上你的大头当吗?咳……" }, { "from": "祝无双", "value": "过去不会,现在不会,将来更不会!" }, { "from": "展侍卫", "value": "呵呵,你不会是不敢吧?我已经被捆成这样了!" }, { "from": "燕小六", "value": "掏就掏,你要敢轻举妄动,把你那俩爪子剁下来当凤爪啃喽……" }, { "from": "燕小六", "value": "这上头写的啥?" }, { "from": "祝无双", "value": "锦衣卫!" }, { "from": "燕小六", "value": "假的,绝对是假的!" }, { "from": "展侍卫", "value": "为什么?" }, { "from": "燕小六", "value": "猜的等着,我去叫老白!" } ] }, { "id": "episode_57_chunk_16", "conversations": [ { "from": "白展堂", "value": "牌子绝对是真的,人我就不知道了。" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "绝对不是,他要真是锦衣卫,为啥要放了刺客?" }, { "from": "展侍卫", "value": "那是为了救你们,按照东厂的规矩,他如果不能及时回去,曹公公马上会派出下一拨刺客,我把他放回去,只是希望能稳住曹公公,给这件案子争取时间!" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "那你为啥不先跟我们商量嘛?" }, { "from": "燕小六", "value": "哈哈,答不上来了吧?" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "去……这两天我们的为人你也看到了,有啥难言之隐,不妨直说,我们会替你保密的。" }, { "from": "展侍卫", "value": "好吧,整件事,都源于东厂和锦衣卫的权力之争,这场斗争已经持续了十年,老包,我,还有这个刺客,包括在座诸位,都是棋子,我起初只想把老包带回京城,交给上头发落,谁知道你们提前发难,打乱了我全盘的计划,从那时候起,一切都失控了。" }, { "from": "燕小六", "value": "怎么啦?我又不是故意的……" }, { "from": "展侍卫", "value": "燕捕头还记得吗?你接到的那个有关刺客的线报,那是我发的。" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "那你为啥不直接跟他说呐?" }, { "from": "展侍卫", "value": "第一,我不想暴露身份,第二,你们都是好人,我不希望你们无端卷入这场纷争!" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "可我们已经卷进来了!" }, { "from": "展侍卫", "value": "只要你们放了我,还有这个刺客,就还有机会抽身!" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "对不起,我们还是信不过你!" }, { "from": "展侍卫", "value": "我可以对天发誓!" }, { "from": "燕小六", "value": "算啦,这招对傻妞好使,对我没用。" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "你千万别怪我们,这些天一会黑,一会白。" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "一会儿好,一会儿坏,我们实在不知道该相信谁了。" }, { "from": "燕小六", "value": "哈哈,这就叫报应,狼来了的故事听过吧?咳……咳……咳咳咳!" }, { "from": "祝无双", "value": "别咳啦,当心得支气管炎我相信你!" }, { "from": "燕小六", "value": "祝无双!" }, { "from": "祝无双", "value": "你先别急,我再跟他们商量一下,应该没问题的,等着我,很快回来,很快!" }, { "from": "展侍卫", "value": "很快是多快?" } ] }, { "id": "episode_57_chunk_17", "conversations": [ { "from": "展侍卫", "value": "醒醒,醒醒,狗尾巴,尾巴,花仙子……" }, { "from": "殷十三", "value": "嗯……嗯?咱们在上头还是下头?" }, { "from": "展侍卫", "value": "上头!" }, { "from": "殷十三", "value": "我不是叫你多使点劲吗?再来……" }, { "from": "展侍卫", "value": "还来啊?" }, { "from": "殷十三", "value": "是兄弟就帮个忙,这个人情,我记你一辈子,还有下辈子,来吧……" }, { "from": "殷十三", "value": "算啦,还是我自己来吧!" }, { "from": "祝无双", "value": "我是来救你们的!" }, { "from": "殷十三", "value": "嗯?" }, { "from": "祝无双", "value": "展大哥,我已经跟他们商量过了,他们还是不肯,所以我就……" }, { "from": "展侍卫", "value": "就怎么样?" }, { "from": "祝无双", "value": "我把极乐丹下到饭里,看着他们吃下去了!" }, { "from": "殷十三", "value": "那可是二十人的量!" }, { "from": "祝无双", "value": "为了展大哥,我愿意付出任何代价!" }, { "from": "展侍卫", "value": "好妹妹,哥以后绝不会亏待你!" }, { "from": "祝无双", "value": "有你这句话,无双死都值了!" }, { "from": "殷十三", "value": "兄弟……牛!" } ] }, { "id": "episode_57_chunk_18", "conversations": [ { "from": "展侍卫", "value": "殷十三是职业杀手,不像老包那么好蒙,所以这次,需要冒点险!" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "等一下,我会封住大家的气脉,封住之后,呼吸和心跳都会瞬间停止,但只有三分钟,如果超过三分钟,就会有生命危险!" }, { "from": "展侍卫", "value": "我用生命保证,最多三分钟,超出一秒,我就提头来见!" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "你记住,我们把命押上去,是因为信任无双,而不是因为你!" } ] }, { "id": "episode_57_chunk_19", "conversations": [ { "from": "殷十三", "value": "漂亮,真漂亮,你要是来我们东厂,绝对大有可为!" }, { "from": "祝无双", "value": "夜长梦多,你还是快点走吧!" }, { "from": "殷十三", "value": "嗯?你俩不一起走吗?" }, { "from": "展侍卫", "value": "我不回去了,我想带无双浪迹天涯,督公那边,啥都别说,希望你成全!" }, { "from": "殷十三", "value": "我当然要成全,知道为啥吗?你给咱太监界挣大脸啦,公公泡妞,还没花钱,这是什么概念?" }, { "from": "展侍卫", "value": "咳……那就后会有期啦!" }, { "from": "殷十三", "value": "不着急,甭管咋说,咱俩也是患过难的兄弟,你要是看得起,我想跟你拜个把子!" }, { "from": "展侍卫", "value": "苍天在上厚土为证^%&^%^&%*&^&^%,从现在起,咱俩就是亲兄弟了!" }, { "from": "殷十三", "value": "好兄弟!" }, { "from": "展侍卫", "value": "后会有期!" }, { "from": "殷十三", "value": "着什么急呀?既然是兄弟,总得喝杯酒吧?" }, { "from": "展侍卫", "value": "拿酒来先干为敬!" }, { "from": "殷十三", "value": "干啦,再来一杯!" }, { "from": "展侍卫", "value": "这次算了,回头再喝!" }, { "from": "殷十三", "value": "别呀,回头我上哪儿找你去呀?" }, { "from": "展侍卫", "value": "有缘自会相见,兄弟保重,后会有期!" }, { "from": "殷十三", "value": "兄弟!你要老这样我可不高兴了啊!" }, { "from": "祝无双", "value": "那你想怎么样?" }, { "from": "展侍卫", "value": "滚一边去,俩公公说话,有娘们什么事?" }, { "from": "殷十三", "value": "爽快,就冲这出,兄弟把这坛酒干了!" }, { "from": "展侍卫", "value": "你要再不走,我这段感情就完了。" }, { "from": "殷十三", "value": "为什么呀?" }, { "from": "展侍卫", "value": "正常人,别说骂媳妇,打也没关系,哄哄就好,可咱们呢?兄弟能有今天,不容易!" }, { "from": "殷十三", "value": "理解万岁,兄弟这就走我能再跟你对一遍密码吗?最后一次……" }, { "from": "展侍卫", "value": "牡丹花,牡丹花,风吹雨打都不怕……" }, { "from": "殷十三", "value": "勤劳的公公在说话,请你现在就开花……" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "就开花!" }, { "from": "殷十三", "value": "兄弟先走一步,祝你俩白头携老,早生……那个华发,后会有期" }, { "from": "祝无双", "value": "下一步什么打算?" }, { "from": "展侍卫", "value": "明天上午,会有两队锦衣卫赶过来,护送我和老包回京城。" }, { "from": "祝无双", "value": "明天就回啊?" }, { "from": "展侍卫", "value": "夜长梦多,早点回去也好,只要老包肯交出书信,很快就能结案了!" } ] }, { "id": "episode_57_chunk_20", "conversations": [ { "from": "包大人", "value": "交出书信……是不可能的!" }, { "from": "展侍卫", "value": "为什么?" }, { "from": "包大人", "value": "不可能就是不可能,没有为什么!" }, { "from": "祝无双", "value": "你全家被灭门,难道就不想报仇吗?" }, { "from": "包大人", "value": "昨天想,现在又不想了,我花钱买官,连累家人,这是报应,再瞧我这一身伤,这也叫报应,回头进京,人头落地,那更叫报应,不瞒你们说,我现在就等那一刻,等的心都焦了!" }, { "from": "展侍卫", "value": "只要你交出书信,我可以保证你不死!" }, { "from": "包大人", "value": "呵呵,全家,七十三口,一个不剩,你觉得我还有脸活下去吗?" }, { "from": "燕小六", "value": "那是曹公公造的孽!" }, { "from": "包大人", "value": "无所谓,他一定会有报应的!" }, { "from": "祝无双", "value": "你交出书信,他才有报应,否则他就逍遥法外了!" }, { "from": "包大人", "value": "我就是要他逍遥法外,他一个公公,权再大有什么用?连老婆都娶不了,活着还有啥意思?他这种人,活的越久,心里就越苦,我苦死他!" }, { "from": "展侍卫", "value": "你不用说了,书信我是不会交的,打死也不交!" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "曹公公不下台,会有更多人遭殃,你不去制止他,反而纵容,那你也成了凶手!" }, { "from": "包大人", "value": "无所谓,我家死这么多人,凭什么别人家不能死呢?" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "好,你有没有想过,下去之后,那七十三口人,眼睁睁看着你,追问你,为啥不帮他们报仇,那时候你怎么回答他们?" }, { "from": "包大人", "value": "他们会理解我的,我的家人,我知道!" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "那我算不算你家人?如果是我,我非但不会理解你,反而会怨恨你,痛骂你!" }, { "from": "包大人", "value": "骂我什么?" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "懦夫,如果早知道你是这种人,我当初绝不会同情心泛滥,把你放出去,绝对不会" }, { "from": "包大人", "value": "等一下……书信,就藏在那本册子里。" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "哪本册子?" }, { "from": "包大人", "value": "就是那本包侍郎醒世恒言,每一页的夹层里,都藏着一封信." } ] }, { "id": "episode_57_chunk_21", "conversations": [ { "from": "燕小六", "value": "不对呀,怎么都是白纸?" }, { "from": "包大人", "value": "还需要这个把鸽哨拧开,里面有显形粉,拿水一泡,往纸上一涂,字就出来了。" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "等着,我去打水!" }, { "from": "包大人", "value": "让他们去吧,你们都出去,我跟白少侠有话说!" }, { "from": "包大人", "value": "这些天,我给大家添麻烦了,尤其是你!" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "嗯?你啥意思啊?" }, { "from": "包大人", "value": "我跟十六……啊不,是佟掌柜,我跟她啥都没发生!" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "废话,要敢发生我就一指头……" }, { "from": "包大人", "value": "不敢不敢,她是个好姑娘,你一定要好好对她,这三千两银子……" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "拿回去,吃完豆腐再塞点钱,你把我当什么人了?" }, { "from": "包大人", "value": "你千万别误会,这些钱,不是给你的,只是放你那儿,她有啥爱吃的,爱穿的,你就给她买,也不枉我对她一片情意……不不不,是歉意,歉意,这事你也别跟她说,要知道是我的钱,她一定不肯花!" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "好吧,我不说!" }, { "from": "包大人", "value": "发个誓先,要最毒的那种!" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "我要跟她说了,就行了吗?" }, { "from": "包大人", "value": "行!等等,还有一事……那天你封了我的七经八脉,能不能帮我解一下?" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "合着在这儿等着我呐?" }, { "from": "包大人", "value": "眼看快入冬了,一下起雨来,浑身又疼又痒的,那谁受得了?" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "坐好了,放松点儿啊,葵花点穴手……" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "行了,感觉怎么样?" }, { "from": "包大人", "value": "爽,这几天的苦,没白吃!" } ] }, { "id": "episode_57_chunk_22", "conversations": [ { "from": "展侍卫", "value": "短短几天,能交到这么多朋友,是我这一生最大的荣幸!感激的话我也不想多说,诸位以后如果到了京城,一定要来找我,展堂自当倒履相迎,告辞!" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "有些话现在不说,可能一辈子都没机会说啦。" }, { "from": "祝无双", "value": "嗯,展大哥……我欢喜侬!" }, { "from": "展侍卫", "value": "你说什么?" }, { "from": "燕小六", "value": "小丫头片子,甭搭理她,有个事儿我一直想问,你跟那刺客说了啥,他才那么害怕?" }, { "from": "展侍卫", "value": "扒了裤子游街喽!" }, { "from": "燕小六", "value": "这有嘛好怕的?" }, { "from": "展侍卫", "value": "呵呵,你不是太监,不会明白的!" }, { "from": "燕小六", "value": "这话说的,就跟你是太监似的!" }, { "from": "展侍卫", "value": "我就是太监既然是朋友,我也就不瞒大家啦,我六岁就进了宫,当了公公!" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "怪不得皮肤那么好!" }, { "from": "展侍卫", "value": "这些天可把我憋坏了,粗着嗓子说话,还不能翘兰花指,烦死人家了,对了无双,你刚才那句话什么意思?什么叫吾呼吸农?" }, { "from": "祝无双", "value": "呃……我欢喜侬,就是一路顺风,恕不远送!" }, { "from": "展侍卫", "value": "那我走啦,大家多保重,有空来京城看我一定要来喔我等紧你,望穿秋水等紧你喔!" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "唉,我可怜的无双,你的春天啥时候才来呀……" } ] }, { "id": "episode_58_chunk_0", "conversations": [ { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "你藏什么呢,拿出来。" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "还没写好呢,写好了再给你看啊。" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "风送相思满绣床……" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "夜来促织亦成双。" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "促织?" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "就是蟋蟀,也就是蛐蛐,成双成对的。就象咱们俩。" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "去,闲情正在搁笔处,笑看伊人……伊人后面怎么没有了?" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "还没想好,要不你给个建议。" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "我建议,这个月的月钱你们俩都不要领了。" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "大白天的,不好好干活,写那种酸诗有啥用啊。" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "拜托你啊大哥,嫌葡萄酸就别流哈喇子,有本事你也给掌柜的写一首去" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "嘿,咱不稀得写那玩意儿,关键还得看行动,是吧玉" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "捏个背先。" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "好勒。" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "哎哟,这就叫疼人啦,侯哥,来!" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "哦哦哦" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "形式没有用,关键看内涵这才叫疼人呢。" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "哎呀——疼疼疼。" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "疼?" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "疼人就得这样,年轻人多学着点儿" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "不就疼人嘛,谁不会呀" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "啊——!" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "不许跑" } ] }, { "id": "episode_58_chunk_1", "conversations": [ { "from": "燕小六", "value": "怎么回事怎么回事,出嘛事了?" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "没事。" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "没有事。你有事儿吗?" }, { "from": "燕小六", "value": "你们真没事?那么好,我宣布一个天大的喜讯。刚刚接到上边的通知,曹公公被撤职查办了!" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "咋的了咋的了?" }, { "from": "燕小六", "value": "曹公公下台了,他那些党羽全都跟着倒了大霉。" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "哎呀妈呀,终于等到这一天了。耶!掌柜的,为了庆祝这件天大的喜事儿,我能请几天假吗 ?" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "不能,你的探亲假早就用完了。" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "我娘最近身体不大好。" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "你娘身体就没好过。" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "我跟掌柜的说话,有你啥关系。掌柜的……" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "哎呀,说话就说话不要动手,小心我们展堂点你。" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "松开 。" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "点就点,只要能准我假点死我都行,那实在不行我请病假呗。" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "哎哟病得还不轻,展堂找个大夫来,有病治病,医药费我出,但是没有病,出诊费大嘴出啊" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "双倍" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "掌柜的……" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "不要再说了想请假,除非等我死了。" }, { "from": "燕小六", "value": "没人性啊。" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "没人性啊。" }, { "from": "燕小六", "value": "在这么大喜的日子里,人家想回去看看自己老娘,有错吗,有错吗,有错吗?" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "没有错没有错,但是他每个月回去三四趟,没趟至少五六天,这不太合适吧 。" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "不太合适吧?" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "那个那个,掌柜的,我保证这是最后一回行了吧。" }, { "from": "燕小六", "value": "人都保证了。" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "他每次都保证,有时候还发毒誓咧。" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "我知道我是个没有信誉的人,但这次我以我的人格起誓。" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "第三十八次了。" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "我以我的生命起誓 。" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "第六十五次。" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "我以我的下一代起誓行了吧。" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "行行行,等你先有了下一代再说啊。你上哪去?" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "我买菜去。我迟早我生个状元我气死你们。不久下一代吗,有啥了不起的,回头等慧兰回来,我婚一结,房子一买,我可劲生。等会等会,这轿子坐的谁啊?" }, { "from": "谢仲达", "value": "我爹。" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "啊?你爹去年年底不就没了吗?" }, { "from": "谢仲达", "value": "可是他胜似我爹啊。" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "到底谁啊?" }, { "from": "谢仲达", "value": "我新招的伙计。" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "你看这事听着都新鲜,伙计坐轿子,掌柜的在后面溜达,这谁信啊?咋回事啊?" }, { "from": "谢仲达", "value": "别提了,这不刚招进来三天就出事了。大嘴啊,我都快崩溃了。" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "节哀节哀,到底咋回事?" }, { "from": "谢仲达", "value": "这不沾上了嘛。" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "沾包赖了?" }, { "from": "谢仲达", "value": "可不是吗,对了,跟你们佟掌柜说一声啊,以后再招人可得看好了,这要万一摊上个有病的,下半辈子你就养着吧。别的不说,就这医药费,就得这个数,这个数,这个数,这个数,这个数。" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "行行行行,别划拳别划拳,再划咱俩该喝了。" }, { "from": "谢仲达", "value": "喝啥呀,我这杂货铺都快变成药铺了。我跟你说,啥活不干,工钱照拿。吃喝一点不能对付,一对付就犯病。你说我这万贯家财也得让他给我折腾黄了我跟你说。菩萨保佑,可别再犯病了。不行我得回去了。" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "掌柜的,掌柜的,到底得的啥病?" }, { "from": "谢仲达", "value": "疯了。我得回去了。" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "疯了?" } ] }, { "id": "episode_58_chunk_2", "conversations": [ { "from": "燕小六", "value": "我来我来我来。无双,自从那展公公走了以后啊,展侍卫展侍卫,那展侍卫走了以后,你就一直请假。娄知县都问我好几次了,我都不知道怎么跟他说。你说,我有嘛做的不妥的地方,你可以直说,别消极怠工啊。" }, { "from": "祝无双", "value": "我没有。我只是心乱,我想静一静。" }, { "from": "燕小六", "value": "我来我来我来,你歇着你歇着。" }, { "from": "祝无双", "value": "那我要是肯回去呢?" }, { "from": "燕小六", "value": "任何要求,只要你说得出,我就能做得到。" }, { "from": "祝无双", "value": "那好。第一,以后你不要再让我当捧哏的了。" }, { "from": "燕小六", "value": "捧哏?嘛意思?" }, { "from": "祝无双", "value": "你随口说一句我就要在旁边帮腔,这跟白痴有什么两样。" }, { "from": "燕小六", "value": "你别当白痴了。第二呢?" }, { "from": "祝无双", "value": "我那身制服也太难看了。我个人丑点是没有关系,可丢了衙门的脸,总不太好吧。" }, { "from": "燕小六", "value": "对。这样,我回去以后啊,就跟娄知县请示一下,今后啊,你就甭穿制服了。打今天起,我在明,你在暗,抓贼的花红各一半……" }, { "from": "祝无双", "value": "耶!最后一条,你以后不要再动不动就拔刀了。" }, { "from": "燕小六", "value": "太对了,你坐着你坐着,我跟你说,经过上次那事以后啊,我还真学了不少东西" }, { "from": "祝无双", "value": "你学到什么了呀?" }, { "from": "燕小六", "value": "当一个捕快,靠的是嘛,沉着冷静,遇事不惊。连咱们都慌了,那百姓们怎么办,怎么办?" }, { "from": "祝无双", "value": "哇,说得太好了,接着说接着说。" }, { "from": "燕小六", "value": "所以说,从今往后,甭管发生嘛事,哪怕天大的事,我一句话都不说,直接掏这个。" }, { "from": "祝无双", "value": "这什么呀?" }, { "from": "燕小六", "value": "烟袋锅子。以后我不再动不动就拔刀了。遇到事以后,我就直接叼这个,光叼不点。" }, { "from": "祝无双", "value": "为什么?" }, { "from": "燕小六", "value": "吸烟有害健康。会导致肺癌肝癌直肠癌胃炎肠炎气管炎……" }, { "from": "祝无双", "value": "行行行,那你叼这个了,我干什么呢?" }, { "from": "燕小六", "value": "察言观色啊。你看着我叼这个的时候,其实是在思考,功能相当于人的大脑。 而你,就要担负起耳目的作用,把所有的情报搜集起来,提供给我,供我分析。我先练练。" } ] }, { "id": "episode_58_chunk_3", "conversations": [ { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "死大嘴,买个菜买到现在,有本事他就不要回来。" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "哼,说不定呀,人家现在已经到李家沟了。" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "他敢,先斩后奏,他不想领月钱了。" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "说谁呢,谁不想领月钱了。" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "呀,大嘴回来啦,手里拿啥给我看看。" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "加点小心啊,捏碎了我让你赔命,赔命你知道吧。" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "小样的吧……" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "李秀莲同志,这就是你买回来的菜是吧。" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "啊,看,多新鲜。" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "确实挺新鲜的啊,一根胡萝卜,两根小黄瓜,三头大瓣蒜你就买到了现在。" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "不是,我也想快点回来,可手里捧着东西,它走不快呀。" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "那不就一鸡蛋吗,至于吗啊。" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "事到如今,我也瞒不住你们了,我快当爹了。" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "真的可以吗?" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "可以。" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "哎——!" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "那我就是瓜,回屋干你的活去,再敢胡说八道小心展堂点你。" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "你们爱咋的咋的,这孩子我还要定了。" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "喔,要要要要,随便要啊,哎,等你孵出来打个招呼啊。我给你孩子准备一个大红包。" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "红包就不必了,回头你帮孩子整点什么小衣服小裤子啥就行了,行不行?" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "行行行。" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "那个秀才呀,到时候别忘了帮孩子起个名儿啊。" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "那好办,既然是孵出来的,就叫蛋生好啦。" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "太俗了,而且太难听了。我跟你说,起名就得起那种好听好记,还的越喜庆越好的。" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "就叫李喜庆好了。" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "啊?" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "或者叫李庆喜,呵呵呵。" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "就这么定了,回头是骡子是马,咱孵出来溜溜,啊,啦啦啦啦……" } ] }, { "id": "episode_58_chunk_4", "conversations": [ { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "大嘴,为啥不吃?" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "打今儿起我再也不吃蛋了,没办法,为了孩子吗。" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "李秀莲,我再给你最后一个机会,马上恢复正常,否则,这辈子都不要想请假了啊。" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "不,掌柜的,你有点同情心行不行,啊。" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "李秀莲!" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "别吵了,别吵了,没事过来。我跟你说啊,差不多得了,这招对掌柜的没用。" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "不,你也觉得我在骗你们呢,是吧,啊。" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "你还没完了是不是,耍没完了是不是。" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "谁耍了呀,你当过父亲吗,你知道父爱是啥样吗,你知道父爱有多伟大吗,你能理解那种新生命即将诞生出来的喜悦吗?" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "我非常郑重的送你一个字:滚!我告诉你,再这样我就把这破蛋给你摔了。 郭:哎?干啥呢,疯了吧你。" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "李大嘴你疯了?" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "我没疯,谁说我疯了,你凭啥说我疯了,我跟你说,我很正常我没疯,我要当爹了,知道不。庆喜,爹跟你说话呢听见没有,乖乖的啊,庆喜,慢慢的啊" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "啊啊啊啊啊!" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "来吃饭。" } ] }, { "id": "episode_58_chunk_5", "conversations": [ { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "阴谋,这绝对是个阴谋。" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "就算是个阴谋,问题是他图啥呀?" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "我哪知道。要光是为了请两天假,这动静也太大了吧。" }, { "from": "燕小六", "value": "你确定他真得疯了吗?" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "确定一定以及肯定。真的,你没有看见刚才那一幕啊。" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "我觉得未必,正所谓谎言重复千遍就是真理啊。这李大嘴一开始是想蒙咱们,可蒙着蒙着就把自己蒙进去了。世上有这种人啊,说着说着把自己的慌当成真的了。" }, { "from": "祝无双", "value": "那可是李大嘴。你这样我信,他那样的。。" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "有没有可能是吃了某种药呢?江湖上有没有那种让人一吃就犯糊涂的药啊?" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "行了吧,有那种好药谁给他吃啊?" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "就是嘛,他一个厨子,啥背景也没有,人家图他啥。" }, { "from": "燕小六", "value": "图嘛先别管,既然是吃药,那就是投毒啦。哈哈哈,师父,小六终于等到大案子啦!" }, { "from": "祝无双", "value": "喂喂喂,人家只是假设,又没有真的吃药。" }, { "from": "燕小六", "value": "那我不管,反正现在是非常时期,所有店内一切事宜,由我安排。店内相关人等,归我调配。帮我照顾好我七舅姥爷!" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "小六,已经够乱的了,你就别再添乱了。" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "你就别闹了。" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "秀才赶紧到各家里收银子去。" }, { "from": "燕小六", "value": "谁也不许去!" } ] }, { "id": "episode_58_chunk_6", "conversations": [ { "from": "燕小六", "value": "先说时间,大嘴是嘛时候开始不正常的?" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "今天早上还好好的。" }, { "from": "燕小六", "value": "也就是说,犯罪的时间是在昨天晚上。" }, { "from": "祝无双", "value": "请问为什么是在昨天晚上呢?" }, { "from": "燕小六", "value": "你想啊,晚上趁黑下药,白天才会有反应吗。" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "请问,那为啥不是前天晚上大前天晚上大大大大……" }, { "from": "祝无双", "value": "葵花点……" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "排山倒" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "切~~" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "行了行了,冷静一会,燕捕头接着说。" }, { "from": "燕小六", "value": "再说地点,毫无疑问,本案发生的地点,就在这个罪恶的客栈里。" }, { "from": "祝无双", "value": "请问为什么是罪恶的客栈。" }, { "from": "燕小六", "value": "大嘴,多好的一个人呐,诚实,勇敢,勤劳,善良。" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "那个勤劳能不能换个词。" }, { "from": "燕小六", "value": "你是掌柜的,你定吧。我们可爱又可怜的大嘴啊,被人无缘无故的害成这个样子,今后,他该如何自处,他该如何面对他的亲朋好友,真是情何以堪呐?" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "小六现在行了,可以用成语啦本来就会。" }, { "from": "燕小六", "value": "时间地点都说了吗,下面该说嘛了。" }, { "from": "祝无双", "value": "人物。" }, { "from": "燕小六", "value": "下面说人物,如果我没有猜错的话,犯罪嫌疑人就在你们当中。" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "啥意思嘛?" }, { "from": "燕小六", "value": "我怀疑你哟。" }, { "from": "莫小贝", "value": "咿——" }, { "from": "祝无双", "value": "请问……哎,你没有吃错药吧。" }, { "from": "燕小六", "value": "这个问题问得好,我不知道大家注意到了没有,话题又转回到药上来了下面开始审讯,无双,把他们押到院里去。" }, { "from": "祝无双", "value": "哦。" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "喂,你就不怕我们畏罪潜逃啦。" }, { "from": "燕小六", "value": "那就先关屋里吧,我到院里去审。" }, { "from": "祝无双", "value": "哦,要不要先捆起来?" }, { "from": "燕小六", "value": "这个问题嘛呃……那个,看在往日的交情上就先不用捆了,本捕头发外开恩,可不要外传哟。" }, { "from": "莫小贝", "value": "可我还要上学呢。" }, { "from": "燕小六", "value": "小妹妹,你最好不要乱动,否则我会怀疑你畏罪潜逃哟,跟我走,先审你。" }, { "from": "莫小贝", "value": "嫂子,嫂子,小郭姐姐……" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "不要怕哦。" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "让他折腾吧,不折腾点动静来他不能消停了。" }, { "from": "祝无双", "value": "哎哎哎,未经允许,禁止说话,否则我会认为你们串供的啊。那个你们肚子饿就说,我给大家炸春卷。" } ] }, { "id": "episode_58_chunk_7", "conversations": [ { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "您还有什么问题吗?今儿的账我还一笔没算呢。" }, { "from": "燕小六", "value": "你嘛意思?" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "别嘬了别嘬了。你都问过我很多问题了,光问我姓什么叫什么就七八回了。" }, { "from": "燕小六", "value": "那是我的权利。姓嘛叫嘛赶紧说!" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "我姓吕,叫吕轻侯,大家都叫我吕秀才。" }, { "from": "燕小六", "value": "你跟大嘴一个屋,就没发现点嘛异常情况?" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "第八回了……" }, { "from": "燕小六", "value": "嗯?" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "没有。" }, { "from": "燕小六", "value": "那你为嘛说是投毒?" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "啥?" }, { "from": "燕小六", "value": "为嘛说是投毒?" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "投毒是你说的,我说的是吃药!" }, { "from": "燕小六", "value": "有区别吗?你知道为嘛把他们全放走,把你单独留下?是因为你作案的嫌疑最大!" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "行,好吧,怎么着吧,你要抓抓,不抓我走了啊。" }, { "from": "燕小六", "value": "站住,别逼我拔刀! 我跟你说,老老实实的把犯罪嫌疑全都讲清楚,你爱去哪去哪,没人管你。" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "哎哎,拿倒了。" }, { "from": "燕小六", "value": "赶紧说!" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "行,毒是我下的,怎么着?" }, { "from": "燕小六", "value": "哈哈哈哈哈哈……你终于承认了?Yeah!" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "行了行了,吃力吧,吃力吧,我知道你想破案,可大嘴活的好好的,又没人报案,我就是承认了,你能立案吗?" }, { "from": "燕小六", "value": "是啊……师父,师父,破个案子怎么就那么难呢?早知道这样,还不如乡下去吹唢呐去了,好歹还能落两声谢谢,现在倒好……" }, { "from": "祝无双", "value": "不好了,不好了,大嘴他,大嘴他,他……" }, { "from": "燕小六", "value": "怎么了?死了?哈哈哈哈哈哈!终于可以立案了!哈哈……我可怜的大嘴呀!" }, { "from": "祝无双", "value": "什么乱七八糟的,大嘴他疯啦!" }, { "from": "燕小六", "value": "疯了?他不早疯了吗?" }, { "from": "祝无双", "value": "这回更疯,他一天到晚盯着那个蛋什么都不干,掌柜的一看就生气了,抢过来,大嘴当场暴怒,现在正拎着板砖到处追杀呢。" }, { "from": "燕小六", "value": "赶紧看看去!" } ] }, { "id": "episode_58_chunk_8", "conversations": [ { "from": "白展堂", "value": "你干什么?" }, { "from": "燕小六", "value": "哇呀呀呀呀……" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "葵花点穴手!" }, { "from": "祝无双", "value": "师兄你干嘛把他点住啊?" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "大嘴已经疯了,他哇呀呀一吓不更疯了吗?" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "佟湘玉,麻溜的把庆喜还给我。" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "你先把豆腐放下!" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "我——你……" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "啊!还给你!呃……你砸死我吧……" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "我——" }, { "from": "祝无双", "value": "葵花点穴手!" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "无双,你啥时候学会的隔空打穴呀?" }, { "from": "祝无双", "value": "哎哟,我哪会隔空打穴呀,他这是条件反射,来来来,动一下!" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "我耶——" }, { "from": "祝无双", "value": "你看,这才真点上了。" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "葵花解穴手!" }, { "from": "燕小六", "value": "真点住了,行,带回衙门候审,我去拿枷去。" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "哎,小六小六,你说为啥要带回衙门嘛?" }, { "from": "燕小六", "value": "他都疯成这样了,再不关起来,伤着人怎么办?" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "要不,先关到我店里,观察两天,他要再敢伤人,我亲自把他送到衙门,好不好?" }, { "from": "燕小六", "value": "那也行,不过必须戴枷锁。" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "他又不是犯人。" }, { "from": "燕小六", "value": "疯了!伤着人怎么办?这也是为了百姓的安全着想。等着,我去拿枷去。" } ] }, { "id": "episode_58_chunk_9", "conversations": [ { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "你铐我干啥呀,你凭啥铐我呀你?" }, { "from": "燕小六", "value": "坐那,坐那!铐你赶嘛?你都行凶伤人了,不铐你铐谁呀?" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "我这不是没砸着吗?我要真想行凶,我直接拿菜刀不就完了吗?" }, { "from": "燕小六", "value": "你还敢拿菜刀你?" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "不,不,不……不敢,不敢!我那不是跟大家闹着玩的嘛。" }, { "from": "燕小六", "value": "我问你,这是嘛?" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "脸哪。" }, { "from": "燕小六", "value": "这不是脚巴丫!" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "啥意思啊?" }, { "from": "燕小六", "value": "啥意思?这俩长的不是鸡眼!当我看不清楚,老实呆着,有嘛事,明天再说。" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "不是……六!六!六六六六六!" }, { "from": "燕小六", "value": "干嘛,干嘛?" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "你听我解释啊……" }, { "from": "燕小六", "value": "解释嘛解释嘛呀你还?" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "我这人脑袋不大好使……" }, { "from": "燕小六", "value": "我知道,我脑子也不好使,但我没犯事啊,没犯事啊……" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "我说的不是笨!" }, { "from": "燕小六", "value": "你你……你才笨呢你!" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "我说的是疯,你知道吧?我疯了,我刚才属于行为失控。" }, { "from": "燕小六", "value": "废话嘛,你不失控我铐你干嘛?" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "那谢掌柜的伙计他也疯了,不也啥事没有吗。好吃好喝伺候着,一分钱工钱不少给呀。" }, { "from": "燕小六", "value": "你这话听谁说的?" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "谢掌柜呀,今早晨亲口跟我说的。" }, { "from": "燕小六", "value": "你肯定是听差了,据我所知,谢掌柜那伙计是羊癫风。" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "羊癫风那不也是疯吗?" }, { "from": "燕小六", "value": "人家是手脚抽抽,口吐白沫,你是手持凶器,蓄意伤人,这能一样吗?" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "哎呀,妈呀,豆腐!那玩意也能算凶器呀?" }, { "from": "燕小六", "value": "豆腐凭嘛不能算凶器?你是皮糙肉厚的,豆腐当然不算嘛,可是佟掌柜的,细皮嫩肉的,一豆腐下去,还不砸个半死啊?" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "不是……" }, { "from": "燕小六", "value": "有句话怎么说来着……" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "哪句话呀?" }, { "from": "燕小六", "value": "一头撞死在豆腐上。" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "咋讲呢?" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "不……六六六六……那行,你先回吧,明儿见,路上注意安全,别出交通事故啊。羊癫风,羊癫风,羊癫风……" } ] }, { "id": "episode_58_chunk_10", "conversations": [ { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "唉……唉……" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "哎呀,没事的,你不要那么担心好不好?又没有伤到人,肯定不会重判。" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "唉……我倒不担心这个,就怕他越来越疯。" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "不会吧,应该不会吧……" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "呀,呀!大嘴得的会不会是传说中的痴呆症啊?" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "胡说啥呢?你说,大嘴为什么忽然就会变成这个样了?" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "被你逼的呗,人家要请假你非不肯,大嘴那个脑子又是一根筋,越想就越急,越急就越气,越气就越……" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "行了!湘玉已经够急的了,你就别添乱了。" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "小郭说的没有错,大嘴也许真的是被我给逼疯的。" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "不可能,湘玉,大嘴没咱想象那么脆弱。" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "但是除了这个理由还有别的解释吗?我错了,我真的错了,我从一开始就不应该嫁过来,如果我不嫁过来,我的夫君也不会死,如果我的夫君……" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "行了,行了!叨叨咕咕就那几句,明天一早我早一个好一点的大夫。" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "一定要最好的,要最贵的。" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "最好的未必就最贵吧?" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "拿下来!" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "我不管,只要能把大嘴的疯病治好,大嘴是我的好兄弟,只要能把我兄弟的疯病治好,倾家荡产我也在所不辞!" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "嗬,嗬,嗬……这还是她吗?" } ] }, { "id": "episode_58_chunk_11", "conversations": [ { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "大嘴,醒醒,大嘴?" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "ZZZZZZZZZZzzzzzzzzzzzz……" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "大嘴,发工钱了!" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "啊?哎呀妈呀,掌柜的,你可算来啦!" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "大嘴,不哭,不哭啊。你要一哭,我也要跟着一起哭了。" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "掌柜的,我求求你,你跟小六商量商量,把我这枷给我卸了,我的脖子都快累折啦……" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "他把枷给你卸了,你要再行凶伤人怎么办哪?" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "我已经好了我不疯了我正常了你知道吧?你见哪个疯子说话像我这个有逻辑呀?" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "大嘴,大嘴,我知道你很想出去,但是为了全镇百姓的安全,只好先委屈你一下了啊。" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "大嘴,那夜宵是无双亲手做的,你好好呆着,回头再来看你。" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "别别!嘿嘿嘿,掌柜的,其实,我跟你说啊,我那是装疯。" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "我也希望这样,你要司装的那该有多好啊。" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "我真的是装的,掌柜的,就为了请假的事,是这么回事,我娘吧,最近身体老不好,老跟我念叨着:我老啦,没几天了,你应该多抽空回来看看我。我这不跟你请假吗,你又不准假,那我一着急,一上火,一没辙,我不就……我不就整这出了吗……" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "你咋不早跟我说呢?" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "我回回跟你请假,你听都不听就给我否了,我有啥招啊……" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "好吧,既然你是装疯,那我就跟小六说一声啊。" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "谢谢掌柜的啊。" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "让他再把你多锁两天,作为惩罚。撤!" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "别别别……掌柜的,掌柜的,我跟你说……大嘴知错啦!啊!带的啥饭哪?" } ] }, { "id": "episode_58_chunk_12", "conversations": [ { "from": "白展堂", "value": "没事,大嘴又没疯,有啥好担心的,是吧?" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "他是不疯,可他那个脑子,那可是测试题呀。" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "安啦,这种测试都是很弱智的,都是随便编出来糊弄人啦,随便混混就过去啦。" }, { "from": "燕小六", "value": "诸位请看,这就是传说当中的测试题!" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "我看看?你放心,我又没想偷题,就是有点好奇心。" }, { "from": "燕小六", "value": "这可是六扇门的很多前辈,花了很多年的时间研究出来的,想看吗?" }, { "from": "燕小六", "value": "想看,想看。" }, { "from": "燕小六", "value": "无双,念给他们听。" }, { "from": "祝无双", "value": "咳,请听题,第一题,小明跟女友去河边散步,女友落水,他下去救,捞了半天什么都没找着,哭着就回家了,过了两年他故地重游,见河边有两个老头在聊天,一个说:水清则无鱼,这条河里没有水草,所以就没有鱼。小明听到这话当场精神失常,跳水自尽。请问这是为什么?" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "女友去世,悲痛欲绝。" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "嗯!" }, { "from": "燕小六", "value": "那为嘛当时没事?" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "有些事情越想越难受的。" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "回答得太好了。" }, { "from": "燕小六", "value": "回答得非常好,但是你们离题越来越远,下一题。" }, { "from": "祝无双", "value": "母女三人,母亲去世,姐妹俩参加葬礼,妹妹在葬礼上看到一个很帅的男子,很是喜欢,过了一个月,妹妹把姐姐给谋杀了,请问这是为什么?" }, { "from": "燕小六", "value": "为什么?" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "我知道,嘿嘿,嘿,那小子是她姐夫。" }, { "from": "燕小六", "value": "不对,就是随便一个人,过路的。" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "那她为啥要杀她姐呀?" }, { "from": "燕小六", "value": "我问你,还是你问我呀?答不上来慢慢想,第十五题。" }, { "from": "祝无双", "value": "咳,小明住在山顶的小屋里,半夜听见有人敲门,看门一看没有人,回去睡了,没过一会又有人敲门,又开门还是没有人,来回数次,终于没有了动静,第二天一早,有人在山脚下发现一具尸体,经过一番调查之后,捕快上山带走了小明,请问这是为什么?" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "嗯……不对吧?小明刚刚不是已经精神失常,跳水自尽了吗?" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "是啊……" }, { "from": "燕小六", "value": "嘿嘿,我说的是另一个小明,哈哈哈哈哈哈!" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "俩小明……" }, { "from": "燕小六", "value": "答不上来了吧?你们先慢慢想,我给大嘴做测试去。" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "不急不急,天都快黑了,吃完饭再走。" }, { "from": "燕小六", "value": "我先做测试再吃饭。" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "那饭早就凉了,跟我还客气个啥,来来来,坐下喝杯茶嘛,小郭,去把我那个极品铁观音拿过来,给咱燕捕头开开胃嘛。小六来,喝水喝水。" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "多喝点。" }, { "from": "燕小六", "value": "不是极品铁观音吗?" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "看出来了……" } ] }, { "id": "episode_58_chunk_14", "conversations": [ { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "侯哥,你去帮我煮个鸡蛋呗?" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "现在不有炒鸡蛋吗?" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "那人家就想吃煮的嘛,行不行?" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "嗯,我去我去……" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "六,你想吃什么,你想吃什么就跟人家说喽,人家亲手给你夹喽。" }, { "from": "燕小六", "value": "美人计对我没用,你又不是没使过,不长记性?" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "吃吃吃,噎死你算了!" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "哎呀,有日子没练功了,这家伙骨头都酥了,走你。" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "哇,老白好棒啊!" }, { "from": "燕小六", "value": "老白,行啊你,几天不见,工力见涨啊你。" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "嘿,这算啥呀,真功夫还没使出来呢。但是我那真功夫干别的没用啊,抓贼跟玩似的。" }, { "from": "燕小六", "value": "真的假的?" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "想不想学?" }, { "from": "燕小六", "value": "想啊!" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "嘿嘿嘿嘿嘿嘿……" }, { "from": "燕小六", "value": "那也得等做完测试题再说。" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "你这孩子怎么油盐不进呢?" }, { "from": "燕小六", "value": "这就叫觉悟,要不凭嘛当捕头,佟掌柜,有嘛招数尽管使出来。" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "嘿嘿嘿,全军覆没,吃饭吃饭……" }, { "from": "燕小六", "value": "没吃饱呢,就拿我馒头,够不着了……" } ] }, { "id": "episode_58_chunk_15", "conversations": [ { "from": "燕小六", "value": "不吃了,撑死我了。" }, { "from": "祝无双", "value": "太好了,总算吃饱了,那我看今天测试题就不用做了吧?" }, { "from": "燕小六", "value": "做,怎么不用做了?今日事今日毕,无双扶我起来。" }, { "from": "祝无双", "value": "小心啊,不要把肚子撑破了呀,来来来,走了走了……" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "唉,我们怎么办嘛?" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "怎么办?" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "不要慌,咱还有一张王牌没有使。" } ] }, { "id": "episode_58_chunk_16", "conversations": [ { "from": "祝无双", "value": "哎呀呀呀……疼!" }, { "from": "燕小六", "value": "怎么的了,怎么的了?" }, { "from": "祝无双", "value": "脚崴着了……" }, { "from": "燕小六", "value": "脚崴着了?来来来,扶你坐着,来来来……用不用我帮你揉揉?" }, { "from": "祝无双", "value": "嗯,不用了不用了,我歇一会就好了。哎呀……嗯?前面那题它答案是什么呀?" }, { "from": "燕小六", "value": "你问这干吗?" }, { "from": "祝无双", "value": "我是个捕快,你还怕我漏题呀?那你不信我算了,大不了我辞职不干好了,有什么了不起的。" }, { "from": "燕小六", "value": "哎哎哎,多大点事,你老辞职干吗。来来来你坐这坐这,慢点慢点,我告诉你,告诉你还不行吗。" }, { "from": "祝无双", "value": "嗯?" }, { "from": "燕小六", "value": "第一题,关于小明跳河自尽那事吧,那是因为他在救他女朋友的时候,被水草缠住了脚,他认为那是水草,其实那是他女朋友的头发。" }, { "from": "祝无双", "value": "那照你这么说,他是眼睁睁看着他女朋友淹死的?" }, { "from": "燕小六", "value": "他先前不知道啊,后来听那个老头一说这河里没有水草,才明白了事实的真相,精神失常了。" }, { "from": "祝无双", "value": "呀……原来如此啊,那谋杀姐姐那个呢?" }, { "from": "燕小六", "value": "那是因为她妹妹认为只要参加葬礼就能碰见帅哥,她为了再次碰见帅哥,所以回去就把她姐姐给杀了,又举办一次葬礼。" }, { "from": "祝无双", "value": "呀……那半夜敲门那个呢?" }, { "from": "燕小六", "value": "你傻呀,小明住在山顶上,那个敲门的人好不容易爬到山顶上,一敲门,小明一开门,吧唧,把他撞回山下面,他再次爬到山顶上的时候,一敲门,小明一开门,吧唧,又给撞到山底下,他如此反复了N多次以后,敲门的人终于坚持不住,给累死了。" }, { "from": "祝无双", "value": "啊……哈哈,嘿嘿……" }, { "from": "燕小六", "value": "行了行了,咱们走吧,十六题都告诉你了,看看大嘴到底能对多少。" }, { "from": "祝无双", "value": "啊?啊!我脚疼,疼得不行,哎哟……" }, { "from": "燕小六", "value": "还疼?用不用帮你擦点药啊?" }, { "from": "祝无双", "value": "当然要啦,你先扶我回大堂吧。" }, { "from": "燕小六", "value": "好好,慢点,来来来……" }, { "from": "祝无双", "value": "哎呀,疼,怎么越来越重了……" } ] }, { "id": "episode_58_chunk_17", "conversations": [ { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "羊癫风,羊癫风……哎,老白?你可算来了……" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "闭嘴,记住啊,下面是正确答案……" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "等等等等,什么答案哪?" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "没功夫跟你解释了,你只要记住啊,小明跳水自尽,是因为他……" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "等会你你……咋回事呢?" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "小六要给你进行测试,证明你没有疯,如果你答错题的话,你就得一辈子戴着它!" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "啊?不是……" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "但你别害怕啊,无双正缠着他呢,咱还有时间……" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "别,老老老老老白,我脑瓜不好使,万一记不住咋办哪?" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "记不住就给我硬记!这是你最后一次机会了,记住了,小明跳水自尽,是因为他救女友时被水草缠住了脚。" } ] }, { "id": "episode_58_chunk_18", "conversations": [ { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "展堂,醒醒,小六已经测试了一个晚上了,还没有测完。" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "你就放心吧,那些题呀,我都让大嘴背过了,临走啊,我还抽查一遍呢。" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "我知道,但是我就担心大嘴那个脑子笨,给背差了。" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "你就放一千个心吧,你信不过他,还信不过我吗。" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "展堂,你说咱们是不是犯太岁了呀?从过年开始到现在就没有消停过。" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "这不挺好的吗,俗话说得好,生命中充满了挑战。" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "算了,我已经战不动了,还是和平点比较好,再这样下去我这个心脏迟早要报废掉。" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "小六,可算是完了?结果怎么样啊?" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "来来来,坐下。" }, { "from": "燕小六", "value": "给我来点水。这个大嘴的成绩,实在是不错。十六题竟然答对了十五题。" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "可以放过他了吧?" }, { "from": "燕小六", "value": "绝对不可以。" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "为啥呀,他就答错了一道题,换成你,你能答对几道题呀?" }, { "from": "燕小六", "value": "我一道也答不上来。" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "那不就完了吗,你自己都答不上,你凭啥要求人家?" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "对呀!" }, { "from": "燕小六", "value": "老白,你们有所不知,这个测试,得分越高越麻烦。" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "啥意思啊?" }, { "from": "燕小六", "value": "这是个反测试题,测试的是潜在的犯罪机率,普通人,最多能答上三题,超过五题,就是变态;超过十题,就是杀人狂,答对十五题,就是不折不扣的变态杀人狂啊!" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "呀呀呀,湘玉,湘玉……" } ] }, { "id": "episode_59_chunk_0", "conversations": [ { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "六儿六儿,你带我去哪儿啊,你带我去哪儿啊,六儿六儿,你先跟我说清楚,你要带我去哪儿。" }, { "from": "燕小六", "value": "李大嘴你放心,看在往日的情分上,我绝对不会让你吃太多的苦" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "小六小六" }, { "from": "燕小六", "value": "走着" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "掌柜的,你就这么眼睁睁的看着他把我带走啊。" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "小六你听我说,有什么是咱俩可以慢慢商量,好吧" }, { "from": "燕小六", "value": "佟掌柜,这可是一变态杀人狂啊" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "谁杀人了?我杀谁了?你凭啥说我是变态杀人狂啊?" }, { "from": "燕小六", "value": "这个测试题,答对五题就是变态,答对十题就是杀人狂,你答对十五题就是变态杀人狂!" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "老白" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "误会,误会" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "啥啥啥玩意儿?" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "我不知道那是个反测试题。" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "你你你你这不是坑我呢吗?" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "不知道啊。" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "六啊,我跟你说啊,这答案是老白给我的,就他给的。" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "李大嘴!" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "就是他逼我背的我跟你说,我背不下来他打我手心呢。" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "什么人呢这是" }, { "from": "祝无双", "value": "小六" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "小六小六,咱有啥事可以商量" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "六啊,还没吃早饭呢吧。弄点饭去啊。" }, { "from": "燕小六", "value": "站住!答案是哪儿来的?" }, { "from": "祝无双", "value": "这事不要怪我师兄你要怪怪我好了。" }, { "from": "燕小六", "value": "一边儿去,现在不是你假仗义的时候。" }, { "from": "祝无双", "value": "我是真仗义,这明明是人家店里的私事,你偏要跟着瞎掺和,人家已经告诉你大嘴是装疯了,你还要" }, { "from": "燕小六", "value": "我我我我没事找事?" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "你你你有事找事,有事找事。这是她说的不是我说的。" }, { "from": "祝无双", "value": "你看看你把人吓成什么样子。你不要忘了,你是个捕快,你不是恶霸!怎么了怎么了?你反驳我啊!你有本事反驳" }, { "from": "燕小六", "value": "我就是恶霸,我就是恶霸怎么的了!你不想干捕快是吧?有的是人想干捕快!" }, { "from": "祝无双", "value": "这把官刀还给你" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "她不是那意思" }, { "from": "燕小六", "value": "希望你以后别后悔!" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "哎哎哎哎六儿六儿,我这枷你给我" }, { "from": "燕小六", "value": "自己想办法" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "哎六儿,六儿小六你慢走啊,有空常来玩啊。路上注意安全,别出什么交通事故" } ] }, { "id": "episode_59_chunk_1", "conversations": [ { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "老白,你咋躲这儿来了呢你看" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "上一边呆着去啊,我可怕了你了。" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "不能这么说啊,老白,都是自家兄弟,你可不能见死不救吧。" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "让我救你啊,咋救啊?" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "老白,你看这枷上有个锁没?" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "要我帮你撬啊" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "你撬也行砸也行,反正你随便折腾,溜门撬锁那不是你强项吗?" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "会不会说话啊,怎么就成我强项了?" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "别装了,盗圣哥哥" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "上一边去,我告诉你啊,首先,我已经退出江湖很多年了;其次,我是飞贼,我只翻窗户。溜门撬锁这种买" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "我上哪儿给你找土贼去呀?" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "我还没说完呢,就是你找着人家土贼人家也不能开。" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "为啥呀?" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "你知道这是啥锁吗?" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "啥锁呀?" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "这叫官锁,私开官锁,等于劫狱,不抓着则已,抓住就是砍头,根本就不跟你商量。" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "不是老白,你给我想想招啊,你得帮帮我,老白。老白你不能见死不救,老白……" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "你不帮就没人帮了?" } ] }, { "id": "episode_59_chunk_2", "conversations": [ { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "掌柜的,我求求你救救我吧。" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "起来起来,叫人看见像个啥样子" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "我不,你要不答应我,我就这么一直跪着" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "好,你就跪着吧,需要垫子吗?" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "不需要,地板就挺好,反正我也坚持不了多长时间,到时候把膝盖跪坏了你养我一辈子。" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "我这个人吃软不吃硬,这个你不会不知道吧?" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "掌柜的,我我我以后再也不敢装疯卖傻了。" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "那件事回头再说,我生气不是因为你装疯,而是因为你太不仗义了!大家都是真心实意地想救你出来,你倒好," }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "我,我知道错了" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "知错不改,还不如不知,好好跪着吧。" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "那我还得圭多长时间那?" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "啥时候悔过了,啥时候再说呀。" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "我已经悔过了。" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "那就写份悔过书。" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "掌柜的,头先那事是我不地道,可是你也不能这么对待我啊!" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "我,我咋了?" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "你明知道我不认字,你还让我写啥悔过书,你这不成心欺负人吗?啊?这破锁不开就不开了,我跟你说,我李大嘴知识没有,骨气," }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "哼,还学会借题发挥了。" } ] }, { "id": "episode_59_chunk_3", "conversations": [ { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "我实在是撑不下去了,你说老白不管我也就算了,掌柜的也不管我,这日子没法过了。" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "哎哎哎李大嘴你不脱鞋就上床,你给我起来" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "你这不废话吗,压根没看出来。你呀,这就叫报应。你知道这叫什么吗?装疯迷窍。" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "自作孽不可活呀,算了我还是找无双去吧" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "哎哎哎,找无双干吗呀?" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "无双多好啊,温柔,贤惠,热心又乐于帮助人。这么好的姑娘我不找她找谁呀?" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "你给我站住!过来,坐下!" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "这锁这么结实,怎么打开啊?" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "你不是芙蓉女侠吗?我相信你。你肯定有别的办法。" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "少来这套,行,等着啊" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "准备好了吗?" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "好了。" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "稍微忍着点儿不会很痛的,走你!" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "我不是叫你忍着点吗?" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "你硌着我锁骨了!" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "你怎么那么不小心啊?" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "谁不小心啊?" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "对对对,那我下次注意。" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "往哪儿吐呢?" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "准备好了吗?" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "好了。" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "稍微忍着点儿,不会很痛的!" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "啊!!!!!!!!!!!!!" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "我还没有走你啊!" } ] }, { "id": "episode_59_chunk_4", "conversations": [ { "from": "祝无双", "value": "干吗呀?急急忙忙的,谁追你?" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "没谁追我咱屋里谈去,屋里谈去啊。" } ] }, { "id": "episode_59_chunk_5", "conversations": [ { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "关门" }, { "from": "祝无双", "value": "干吗呀?谁追你呀?" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "嘘——我跟你说啊,这儿还不安全。咱还是到外面去吧。" }, { "from": "祝无双", "value": "不不不,我不去,万一碰上小六呢?" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "我就是要找小六啊。" }, { "from": "祝无双", "value": "你找他干吗呀?" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "无双呀,这枷你没戴过你是不知道,十多斤呐往脖子上这么一挂,那是啥感觉啊?" }, { "from": "祝无双", "value": "我知道你很辛苦,不过很抱歉我帮不了你。" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "谁说的,小六不是最听你的话吗?" }, { "from": "祝无双", "value": "今天早上,你又不是不在。" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "无双你听我说啊,只要你肯认错是吧,小六肯定是会回心转意的。" }, { "from": "祝无双", "value": "你不要说了,叫我认错是不可能的。你要是脖子实在不舒服的话,我教你个办法。" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "嗯?啥啥啥办法?" }, { "from": "祝无双", "value": "我练过几天缩骨大法,你可以试试啊。" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "缩骨法能把这枷给撤了吗?" }, { "from": "祝无双", "value": "呃……这倒不太可能,但能让你脖子变细点儿,减少摩擦的话,你会戴着舒服点儿。" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "那行,咱练吧,咋练啊?" }, { "from": "祝无双", "value": "你扎个马步,把眼睛闭起来。" }, { "from": "祝无双", "value": "然后气沉丹田……" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "气成丹……丹田在哪儿?" }, { "from": "祝无双", "value": "丹……你要这样,光吸气不要吐气,然后感觉哪里胀呢哪里就是丹田。" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "吸气是吧?" }, { "from": "祝无双", "value": "吸对,不要吐气光吸,吸,吸,吸……很好,用力吸,胀不胀胀不胀?" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "胀胀,不光胀还疼呢" }, { "from": "祝无双", "value": "疼?" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "越来越疼,越来越疼。这儿,这儿是丹田吗?" }, { "from": "祝无双", "value": "这不是" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "那为啥疼啊?" }, { "from": "祝无双", "value": "这儿疼……说明你岔气了……" }, { "from": "祝无双", "value": "大嘴,大嘴" } ] }, { "id": "episode_59_chunk_6", "conversations": [ { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "大嘴,你肚子疼啊?" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "不光肚子疼,脖子,腰,后背,哪都疼。经过这事我算看明白了,啥兄弟,啥朋友,啥路见不平一声吼啊,全是扯蛋。" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "这都是你自己闹的。你得反思哟。" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "你出去你出去,我好好反思反思。" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "真的很疼啊?" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "不疼我装的,你看我演技多好啊!我流眼泪我都不用眼药水……" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "真的是眼泪啊。我可以帮你,帮你开锁。不过你得保证……" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "我保证。" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "我还没说完呢。第一,以后睡觉不许打呼。" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "这我咋保证啊?哎哎,行行,我保证我保证行不行?以后等你睡着了我再睡啊。" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "第二,把上个月借我那五十文还我" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "你一手开锁,我一手还钱。" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "第三……" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "第九十五条……" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "行行行,你别说了,你说啥我都答应你行吧?以后我的东西就是你的东西,你的东西……" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "还是我的东西。" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "就这么定了,开锁吧。钥匙呢?" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "不用钥匙,这个就行。" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "啥玩意儿?" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "铁丝。" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "啊?" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "我小时候看过一本先秦古书,叫做百锁通志,专门讲怎么开锁的。我偷偷地试过,一捅就开一捅就开。肯定灵的,真的,你等着。" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "呀。" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "咋的了?" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "铁丝在里面断了,卡住了。" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "别着急,一定有办法。" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "这又是啥玩意儿?" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "还是铁丝。" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "呀。" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "又咋的了?" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "我想用这根铁丝把前根给钩出来,结果这两根铁丝在锁眼里面纠缠起来,像面条一样,越缠越紧,越缠越紧,就把这个锁眼堵住了。" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "那那那那想招啊你!" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "别急,还有办法。" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "哎呀妈呀,你就别再拿铁丝了。" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "铁丝也没用了,锁眼彻底堵死了。" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "我掐死你!" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "干啥呢这是?" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "掌柜的你可来了" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "进来!" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "就那个死秀才,他说帮我开锁,结果把锁眼给我堵死了,你看。" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "我有一个好消息和一个坏消息,你先听哪一个?" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "好好好消息。" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "我刚才出门给你找了一个锁匠,求了人家半天,好不容易才答应过来给你开锁。" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "那坏消息呢?" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "前提是锁眼不能堵上。" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "节哀" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "顺变" } ] }, { "id": "episode_59_chunk_7", "conversations": [ { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "啊——————" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "节哀,节哀。" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "节啥哀呀?你们都活得好好的。" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "大嘴都已经这样了,你就快想想办法啊。" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "没办法,回头把锁弄开了以后,他再把我给卖了。" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "老白,我保证啊,如果小六再问起来,打死我——我也尽量不说。" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "你看着没有?一点诚意都没有。开锁,你等着吧你!" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "哎,老白,那你想怎么的?我对天发誓行不行?" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "那倒用不着,这个锁我可以给你开,但是有个前提条件。以后不准在我面前提杨蕙兰这三个字!" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "为啥呀?我家蕙兰招你惹你了?" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "尤其是喝完酒啊,回回都那几句,给我都快听疯了。" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "起老茧了都。" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "那行,不提就不提,我在心里默念。那啥,老白赶紧开锁,开锁。" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "去烧点开水。" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "烧开水干啥?" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "我打算利用物理学中热胀冷缩的原理" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "我的神呀,学问还不少。" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "这块木板被热水一泡,他脖子上这个洞就会扩大,这样就有足够的空间,咱们再使上撬棍铁钩一掰齐活了。" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "哎呀妈呀那还等啥呀?赶紧给我烧水去呀!" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "我我自己烧去。" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "算了,你还是老老实实呆着吧。万一烫着又不知道折腾多久。" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "大嘴,感觉好点了吧?" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "好,好像有点紧啊" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "那说明水还不够,再浇。" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "再浇再浇" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "不是不是,等会儿,我真是觉得越来越紧了,刚才还能喘气,现在喘不了气了" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "这说明你心里作用,忍着点,浇!" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "声音怎么都变了呢?" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "大嘴青筋都爆出来了。" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "这怎么可能呢?不对呀" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "咋了?" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "我好像记反了" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "不对吧,我记得也是热胀冷缩啊。" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "是,木板一受热一胀,它向外胀它也向里胀啊!所以这个洞就越来越小了。" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "那就是说应该用冰了!" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "对,用冰。" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "赶紧凿冰去呀!!" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "咱没有冰块儿,我去弄点儿冰水去。" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "大嘴大嘴,你没事吧你……" } ] }, { "id": "episode_59_chunk_8", "conversations": [ { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "大嘴,你别装了,刚才不是把你放在灶台旁边烤了半天了吗?衣服都干了,有那么冷吗?" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "是呀" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "去!大嘴,你感觉好点儿了没有?" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "冷,浑身发冷,一点力气都使不上。 " }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "哎哟,那你想不想吃点什么,我给你做好了。" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "你做那么难吃,算了吧。" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "切。" }, { "from": "祝无双", "value": "要不我给你做去,你好坏吃点儿补充一点儿能量,回头感冒了怎么办呢?" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "不用了,我现在啥也不想吃。我就想见见蕙兰。" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "不咱不说好了不提蕙兰的吗?" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "哎哎哎,好好好,提提提,随便提蕙兰,蕙兰。" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "如果你们见到蕙兰,麻烦替我告诉她,我一直在等她,一直在等她。" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "大嘴你不要再说了,我对不起你啊。" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "掌柜的,谢谢你这么多年对我的照顾,大嘴心里有数。还有你们大家,谢谢。我就是下辈子,也忘不了你们。" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "大嘴……" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "掌柜的,我最后还有一个请求。" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "你说,只要我能办到。" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "我想请几天假,回去看我娘最后一眼。" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "你不要胡说,有我在你永远都不会死的。我这就陪你去,走走走大家一起去。" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "走走走,都去,都去,都去。" }, { "from": "燕小六", "value": "干吗去?戴着个枷满街乱窜,不想活了是吧你!" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "啊!" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "大嘴还剩最后一口气,你要是识相就闪远点!不识相就休怪我们不客气了!" }, { "from": "燕小六", "value": "怎怎么搞的?白天不还好好的吗?" }, { "from": "祝无双", "value": "让你铐,你接着铐,你有种把我们全铐上!铐死一个算一个了。" }, { "from": "燕小六", "value": "我给他打开,我给他打开还不行吗?" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "打不开,锁眼已经彻底封死了。" }, { "from": "燕小六", "value": "那就用锯子锯呀!" }, { "from": "燕小六", "value": "锯?" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "哎呀妈呀,还是小六机灵啊。赶紧找锯子给我锯去,快点。" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "你们别误会,我刚才是回光返照……" } ] }, { "id": "episode_59_chunk_9", "conversations": [ { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "一,二,三,走!" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "舒服了,舒服了!" }, { "from": "燕小六", "value": "李大嘴,以后再发生这种事情……" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "我绑我自个儿到衙门去,行不行?无双,赶紧给燕捕头沏碗茶,完了我去杀只鸡去。" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "到门口杀去,把鸡血洒到门口,这两天被铐过咱去去邪气啊。" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "请好儿吧您。" }, { "from": "祝无双", "value": "燕捕头请。" } ] }, { "id": "episode_59_chunk_10", "conversations": [ { "from": "南宫残花", "value": "住手!你干什么呢,你干什么呢?" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "你自己不会看呐。" }, { "from": "南宫残花", "value": "这把刀,如果砍在你自己的脖子上,你是什么感觉?" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "我又没犯法砍我干啥呀?" }, { "from": "南宫残花", "value": "你没犯法,那鸡犯法了吗?" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "你啥意思啊?" }, { "from": "南宫残花", "value": "万物皆有灵,鸡也有血有肉,也能感觉到痛苦,难道你没有感觉到它绝望的呻吟吗?难道你没有感受到它痛苦的挣扎吗?" }, { "from": "燕小六", "value": "你嘛意思啊,你谁呀你?从哪儿来,到哪儿去,姓嘛叫嘛,赶紧说。" }, { "from": "南宫残花", "value": "我是谁你甭管,今天只要我在,你们就休想残害这只可怜的鸡。" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "是吗?那就瞧好了啊。" }, { "from": "南宫残花", "value": "你敢杀这只鸡,我就杀我自己,你看着办吧。" }, { "from": "南宫残花", "value": "别别别别别,有话好好说……" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "这人绝对是个疯子。" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "小六试试" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "试试试试" }, { "from": "燕小六", "value": "哇呀呀呀……" }, { "from": "祝无双", "value": "放着我来测试一下" }, { "from": "祝无双", "value": "这位姑娘,我问你一个问题啊。" }, { "from": "南宫残花", "value": "你说。" }, { "from": "祝无双", "value": "小明带着女友去河边散步,女友落水,小明去救,捞了半天,什么也没捞见,小明就哭着回家了。过了两年他故地重游,遇见河边有两个老头在聊天,一个说:“水清则无鱼,这条河里没有水草,所以没有鱼。”小明听后,当场精神失常跳水自尽,请问这是为什么?" }, { "from": "南宫残花", "value": "我怎么知道?" }, { "from": "祝无双", "value": "你仔细想一想,你要是回答上来呢,我们就把这只鸡给放了。" }, { "from": "祝无双", "value": "对对对" }, { "from": "南宫残花", "value": "也许是女友死后,小明过度伤心" }, { "from": "燕小六", "value": "为嘛当时没事儿?" }, { "from": "南宫残花", "value": "有些事情是越想越伤心啊" }, { "from": "南宫残花", "value": "噢——" }, { "from": "燕小六", "value": "既然是装疯那就好办了" }, { "from": "南宫残花", "value": "你什么意思?是谁装疯?" }, { "from": "燕小六", "value": "哼,少废话,我是本镇的唯一捕头燕小六。" }, { "from": "祝无双", "value": "我是本镇唯一的捕快捕快祝无双" }, { "from": "燕小六", "value": "胆敢放肆一切后果自负。" }, { "from": "南宫残花", "value": "我南宫残花自打走上这条路,就没打算回头。" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": ":南宫残花?你小的时候是不是在汉中呆过呀?" }, { "from": "南宫残花", "value": "你是?" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "佟湘玉,就是龙门镖局的那个。" }, { "from": "南宫残花", "value": "大师姐?" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "小师妹!" }, { "from": "南宫残花", "value": "你怎么在这儿啊?" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "自己人自己人,这个南宫是我的小师妹,我俩小时候一块儿学过琴。我弹琵琶,她吹笛子,人称天才小姐妹,对不对呀?" } ] }, { "id": "episode_59_chunk_11", "conversations": [ { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "哎呀妈呀,这这大水冲了龙王庙,那行,你先坐着,我把鸡杀了再来啊。" }, { "from": "南宫残花", "value": "住手!今天只要有我在这儿,你们就休想对它下毒手,把鸡给我。" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "干啥,不给。你干啥,不给!" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "葵花点穴手!没完没了了你还。" } ] }, { "id": "episode_59_chunk_13", "conversations": [ { "from": "南宫残花", "value": "能给我一把锹吗?尘归尘土归土,每一个生灵都有回归大地的权利,我想亲手埋了它。" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "切,您的爱心也忒泛滥了吧?" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "啊!啊啊啊。" }, { "from": "南宫残花", "value": "脖子疼就不要乱扭,这瓶药膏你拿去抹一下吧。" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "九花玉脂膏" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "啥,啥膏?" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "这可是南宫家传的绝世好药,我小的时候调皮从马上掉下来,后脑勺着地,差点死了。后来拿这个药膏一抹,三天就可以下地了。" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "是不是啊,这光抹不用吃啊?" }, { "from": "南宫残花", "value": "哪儿疼抹哪儿,别抹太多,你这个伤不重,一晚上就好了。" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "哎呀,谢谢啊。" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "南宫,你不是一直帮家里照看医馆吗?咋跑到这儿来了呀?" }, { "from": "南宫残花", "value": "说来话长啊,还记得这个吗?" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "这不是我送给你的吗?这么多年了,你还留着呢?" }, { "from": "南宫残花", "value": "是的,我在笛声中感知到了自然界的真谛。你也弹过琴,那种天人合一的感觉你能理解吗?" } ] }, { "id": "episode_60_chunk_0", "conversations": [ { "from": "白展堂", "value": "出去" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "这都一整天了,你怎么著也得吃点吧,俗话说人是铁,饭是钢" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "葵花点穴" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "别、别,我走我走,我这就走。" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "肿了吧,肿了吧。" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "我说,老白是不是嫌我做的菜不好吃呀?" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "这不挺好吃的吗?" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "不吃算了,我自己吃。" }, { "from": "南宫残花", "value": "他要老这么不吃东西,那不是个事儿阿。" }, { "from": "祝无双", "value": "师兄都一天没吃东西了,再这么饿下去可怎么办阿?我就这么一个师兄,他是我在这世上唯一的亲人,我眼睁睁的看著他受苦,我一点忙也帮不上。" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "别哭了阿。" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "大嘴,劝劝嘛。" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "别哭了,人死不能复生。" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "啊?" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "老白不是还没死呢吗?我跟你说阿,就老白这种身体,至少可以顶个三、四天呢。" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "你你你哭啥阿,人都这样了你哭管啥用阿。是吧?你也太那啥了。" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "秀才,你来吧。" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "芙妹?" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "只此一次,下不为例。" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "折" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "你别哭了。" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "嗯嗯咳" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "就是、大家都在,你就先别哭了,总能想出办法的。" }, { "from": "祝无双", "value": "什麼办法,你说什麼办法?" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "子曾经曰过" }, { "from": "祝无双", "value": "郭~" }, { "from": "南宫残花", "value": "我到有个办法,还是算了吧。" }, { "from": "南宫残花", "value": "说呀!" }, { "from": "南宫残花", "value": "老白不吃东西,是因为有心结,咱们只要把心结解开,不就行了吗?" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "他的心结就是掌柜的,你能把她叫醒吗?" }, { "from": "南宫残花", "value": "就算不能,也能给他留个念想嘛。" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "念想,啥念想阿?" }, { "from": "南宫残花", "value": "跟老白说,师姐有可能醒过来,然後做出治病救人的姿态,骗他吃了东西再说。" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "噢,那你打算骗到什麼时候?" }, { "from": "南宫残花", "value": "直到他肯接受事实为止。" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "噢~~~去去去" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "别哭了阿。" } ] }, { "id": "episode_60_chunk_1", "conversations": [ { "from": "白展堂", "value": "我第一次见到你的时候,你蒙著红盖头,我当时心想,这姑娘脚这么大,长的一定不好看。结果你一掀开盖头,我傻了,你天生的一副老婆脸,又好看又耐看,就连两个眼袋都长的恰到好处。当时你一说话,我就没法走了,因为我腿是软的,背是麻的,手心里全是汗,一句整话都说不利索。人们常说是日久生情,可我知道,我对你是一见锺情。本来这些话,我以前不好意思说,今天我说了,却来不及了。" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "老白" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "有事说事,没事走人。" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "噢噢噢,老白,你哭啦?" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "葵花点" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "点点点,点死我算了,你就会点,点死我你就不要想再叫醒她。" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "你说啥?" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "南宫说了,办法呢,也不是没有的。" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "什麼办法?" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "吃完饭再说。" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "吃完饭我保证说。" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "好" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "急什麼?" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "一见锺情,一见那个锺情阿。" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "什麼人阿?鞋还要我帮他拿。妈呀!!" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "梦游,梦游。" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "掌柜的,你什麼时候醒的呀?老白" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "早就醒了,确切的说,当时就醒了。" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "唉呀,那你为什麼还" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "干什麼呀?" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "坐、坐" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "我当时装晕,是想把南宫吓跑。后来再装晕。是因为展堂,我才躺了一天,他就说了好多甘言蜜语,比我这辈子听到的都要多。" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "不会吧!!就为了几句甘言蜜语?" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "唉呀,我好不容易才有这样的机会,你就让我过过瘾吧。我的展堂又不像你的酸秀才。" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "切" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "这是千载难逢的好机会,郭女侠,算我求求你了阿。" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "我知道,等我过完隐,我给大家放两个月的假,月钱照发,作为补偿。" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "这可是你说的。" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "我说的,那我先去睡了阿。" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "外面就交给你了阿,两个月,月薪照发阿。" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "喂喂喂,不会吧。" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "摊上你这么个掌柜的,不知道是福还是祸?" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "唉呀,一见锺情,一见那个锺情。" } ] }, { "id": "episode_60_chunk_2", "conversations": [ { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "多吃点、老白。" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "多吃点。" }, { "from": "祝无双", "value": "喝口水吧。" }, { "from": "莫小贝", "value": "你们怎么还不睡阿?" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "呃、呃,贝贝阿" }, { "from": "祝无双", "value": "小贝阿" }, { "from": "莫小贝", "value": "我嫂子呢?" }, { "from": "祝无双", "value": "嫂子……" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "在楼上睡著呢。" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "咋了,我又说错话啦?" }, { "from": "祝无双", "value": "小贝乖,姊姊带你回去睡觉吧。" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "对,无双姊姊陪阿。" }, { "from": "莫小贝", "value": "我不,我睡不著,总觉得心里燥的慌。不行,我找我嫂子去。" }, { "from": "祝无双", "value": "小贝、小贝,我给你讲故事。" }, { "from": "莫小贝", "value": "你放开我。" }, { "from": "祝无双", "value": "葵花点穴手。" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "大嘴,扛回去睡觉去。" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "吃饱了。" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "就吃这么点阿?" }, { "from": "南宫残花", "value": "再吃一点嘛?" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "你说不说?" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "我是胆小,但不代表我脾气好。" }, { "from": "南宫残花", "value": "好、好,我说。这一般进入深度睡眠,需要用疼痛感来刺激。" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "疼痛感?" }, { "from": "南宫残花", "value": "比如说,你睡的正沈,忽然挨个耳光。" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "耳光?" }, { "from": "南宫残花", "value": "当然啦,我们不能这样去对待师姐,但是用针扎还是可以的。" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "还要用针扎阿!!" }, { "from": "南宫残花", "value": "针扎有几个明显好处,第一,不会留疤,第二,不会有后遗症,第三,找对穴位就会扎出锥心的疼痛。" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "喂喂喂,我说你也太毒了吧,你。" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "郭芙蓉" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "嗄?" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "湘玉醒了,你是不是不爽阿?你。" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "老白,我就是担心掌柜的嘛。" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "你要真担心她,你就去找针去,越粗越好,最好是缝麻袋的那种。" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "那也太粗了吧!!" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "为了湘玉我豁出去了,我自己找去。" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "老白,我跟你说,你的心情我是能理解的,但是咱今天晚上就算了好不好?" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "你过份了吧,你有秀才陪著,小风吹著,小手儿拉著,小话儿哄著,我呢?" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "啥也别说了,我帮你找针去阿。" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "吕秀才,你给我站住。" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "郭芙蓉" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "老白,我其实…" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "我去看看掌柜的,这总行了吧。" } ] }, { "id": "episode_60_chunk_3", "conversations": [ { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "一见锺情,一见那个锺情。" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "掌柜的、掌柜的,你快醒醒吧,他们要对你下毒手啦。" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "啥?" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "南宫说要用疼痛感来刺激你,我拦都拦不住阿,秀才已经去找针去了,缝麻袋的那种。" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "那展堂咋说的?" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "他能咋说嘛,只要你能醒来,让他杀人他都去。" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "那就行了。" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "嗄?" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "不就是疼吗?我就忍著点儿,只要能听到甘言蜜语,我就是疼死,也要听个够。" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "喂喂,你有没有搞错嘛?" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "你不要管了。" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "行行,你睡、你睡,看你能挺到什麼时候,到时不要怪我没提醒过你。" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "掌柜的" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "没事的,就是扎针,不会出血的。" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "扎针需要什麼方法吗?" }, { "from": "南宫残花", "value": "没有,那个穴位疼扎那个,这你比我懂。" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "湘玉,我一直不知道我为什麼学点穴,今天我才知道是为了你。" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "走你。" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "唉噢!" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "老白扎掌柜的,你嚎啥阿?" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "我的手,芙妹。" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "对不起,对不起,我有点紧张过度。" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "刚才那个穴道还不是最疼的,这个才叫痛不欲生。" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "阿呀,芙妹,我的手是肉做的。" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "掌柜的都没叫,你叫什麼嘛?" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "这才两支,小意思,让你们看看,什麼才叫痛不欲生。" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "阿阿阿阿~" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "你没事吧?" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "没事。不疼了。我这手像是像皮做的,没骨头。" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "行了,老白,扎这么多针都没有回应,咱明天再试吧。" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "扎针只是刺痛,真正的痛在后面。" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "你还要干什麼?" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "九九环阳掌。" }, { "from": "南宫残花", "value": "动起来啦!" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "那是我动了。" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "掌柜的?" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "湘玉、湘玉!" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "掌柜的、掌柜的?" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "相玉、相玉、湘玉!" }, { "from": "南宫残花", "value": "看来这招不行,咱可以换别的吗?让我再想想,再想想阿。" } ] }, { "id": "episode_60_chunk_4", "conversations": [ { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "掌柜的?掌柜的?掌柜的你没事吧?" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "掌柜的,怎么都是汗哪?掌柜的,你醒醒不要吓我。" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "连疼带饿,差点休克,水,我要喝水。" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "掌柜的,水,慢慢喝,不要呛到。掌柜的,这还只是个开始呢,明天还不知道有什麼样的酷刑呢?" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "只要能听到甘言蜜语,死都觉得值了。" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "掌柜的?掌柜的?掌柜的你不要吓我阿?掌柜的?掌柜的?" } ] }, { "id": "episode_60_chunk_5", "conversations": [ { "from": "白展堂", "value": "干啥呢?" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "老白,你怎么坐这了?我找你半天了,给你送点吃的。" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "给我送吃的,你上她那干啥阿?" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "确认一下她醒了没有。" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "没醒,醒了我会通知你们的阿,出去吧。" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "老白,我能不能跟掌柜的单独待会阿?自从她睡过去以後,我一句话都没跟她说过。" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "感动阿,说吧。" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "谢谢老白,把门关好。" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "掌柜的,你要能吃口该多好阿。" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "我本来不饿,一悲痛也饿了。这馒头咋缺一口呢?" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "掌柜的可没有吃阿。" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "就权当她吃过了。" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "喂喂,你吃的完那么多吗?" } ] }, { "id": "episode_60_chunk_11", "conversations": [ { "from": "燕小六", "value": "放著我来,我来、我来。" }, { "from": "祝无双", "value": "行了行了行了,笨手笨脚,还不够添乱。" }, { "from": "燕小六", "value": "佟掌柜还没醒哪?" }, { "from": "祝无双", "value": "没有,估计是玄了。" }, { "from": "燕小六", "value": "不可能,无双你这没信心这劲儿,我可得要批评你阿。嘛事不到最後,绝对不能下定论。" }, { "from": "燕小六", "value": "嘛事不到最後绝对不能下定论,咱嘛也不作就宣告放弃,对得起佟掌柜一片深情吗?" }, { "from": "燕小六", "value": "嘛意思?你还没信心,慢说佟掌柜死不了,就算她死了,咱们也得想办法把她救过来。" }, { "from": "莫小贝", "value": "我嫂子死啦?" }, { "from": "祝无双", "value": "你别听他胡说,你嫂子好的很,一点事都没有。" }, { "from": "燕小六", "value": "她就是昏过去了,别人都说没戏了,我看不至於,植物人也有醒过来的先例嘛。" }, { "from": "莫小贝", "value": "植物人!!嫂子。" }, { "from": "祝无双", "value": "小贝、小贝" }, { "from": "祝无双", "value": "你看看你,还嫌够乱阿?" }, { "from": "燕小六", "value": "我又没说错话,本来就是植物人嘛。" } ] }, { "id": "episode_60_chunk_12", "conversations": [ { "from": "莫小贝", "value": "你放开我,我要去看我嫂子。" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "小贝你听我说,你嫂子睡了,别吵她好不好?" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "对、对。" }, { "from": "莫小贝", "value": "你骗人,我嫂子已经变成植物人了。" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "谁告诉她的?" }, { "from": "莫小贝", "value": "燕小六" }, { "from": "燕小六", "value": "老白,你吃了没,没吃赶紧吃,我得巡街去了。" }, { "from": "燕小六", "value": "我又不知道那话不能说。" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "你是没长脑子,还是脑子上长了霉阿?" }, { "from": "燕小六", "value": "白展堂" }, { "from": "祝无双", "value": "你还嫌不够乱,什麼时候了都。" }, { "from": "南宫残花", "value": "就是就是,我们还有别的办法嘛。" }, { "from": "燕小六", "value": "嘛办法?" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "什麼办法?" }, { "from": "南宫残花", "value": "呃、这个,一般来说,植物人虽然昏睡过去,但各种感官还在?" }, { "from": "燕小六", "value": "嘛叫感官?" }, { "from": "南宫残花", "value": "视觉、触觉以及听觉,尤其是听觉不会随著时间而退化。" }, { "from": "燕小六", "value": "没问题,这事交给我了。" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "这边没你事,一边呆著去。" }, { "from": "燕小六", "value": "老白,这话你可就不对了。自打我当捕快的第一天起,佟掌柜就对我十分关照,如果这时候我还不搭把手,我还算人吗?我有嘛脸当捕头?" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "小六" }, { "from": "燕小六", "value": "老白" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "可是你啥都不懂阿。" }, { "from": "燕小六", "value": "怎么不懂,我虽然说脑子不好使,但是话听的明白,不就是听觉吗?" }, { "from": "燕小六", "value": "这是嘛?如果,你们喊两声,要比它声音大,我当场给你们磕八百的响头,你信不信?" }, { "from": "莫小贝", "value": "让他试试,让他试试。" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "好吧,那这事就交给你了,小六。" }, { "from": "燕小六", "value": "放心吧。" }, { "from": "莫小贝", "value": "白大哥,我也去,虽然我帮不上忙,但那也是我嫂子阿,我就那个一个嫂子,平日对我那么好,我以後再也不胡闹了。明天功课还没作,西凉河又涨潮了,我以後再去翠微山我就不当掌门了。你说我是不是投错胎了阿?嫂子白疼我了,嫂子阿?" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "这都哪跟哪阿,乱七八糟的。" }, { "from": "莫小贝", "value": "我找嫂子,我要找嫂子。" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "好好好,去去去,小贝乖阿,一会儿见到嫂子千万不要胡说八道阿,否则会付出代价的。" }, { "from": "莫小贝", "value": "什麼代价?" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "厄、这你就甭管了,反正进去以後就检好听的说,最好能唱。" }, { "from": "莫小贝", "value": "为什麼阿?" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "唉呀,说的没有唱的好听嘛。" }, { "from": "莫小贝", "value": "我、我知道了。" } ] }, { "id": "episode_60_chunk_13", "conversations": [ { "from": "白展堂", "value": "六阿,你快看看。" }, { "from": "燕小六", "value": "唉呀,这场景太熟悉了,不行,我好久不吹了,先练练。" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "你干什麼阿,这是?" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "这这,停停停,人还没死哪,你以为开追悼会呢?" }, { "from": "燕小六", "value": "不好意思,我习惯了,每次看到有人躺著,情不自禁,就想吹。" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "六阿,你来个欢快点的,让人一听就想跳舞。" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "对。" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "说不定我们跳著、跳著,湘玉就跳起来了呢?" }, { "from": "燕小六", "value": "那行,交给我了。" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "你吹这什麼玩意阿?不知道的以为我们家有多大喜事呢。" }, { "from": "燕小六", "value": "怎么的哩?这悲的也不行,喜的也不行。不吹了,不吹了。" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "别别别,老白也是著急嘛。" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "贝阿,你给你嫂子来一个,来一个不悲不喜,又悲又喜,悲中带喜,喜中带悲的,让你嫂子听听。" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "酒干倘卖无、酒干倘卖无、酒干倘卖无" } ] }, { "id": "episode_60_chunk_14", "conversations": [ { "from": "南宫残花", "value": "怎么样?怎么样?" }, { "from": "燕小六", "value": "我们已经尽力了,平时要连吹带唱,连牛都得疯了。" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "湘玉她不是牛。" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "算了算了,小六也没别的意思。六阿,带小贝去后院休息一会儿。" }, { "from": "南宫残花", "value": "别急别急嘛,这招不行咱们再换一招,总会有办法的。" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "我求求你了,给咱来个一招致敌的行不行?我能折腾的起,湘玉她折腾不起啦。" }, { "from": "南宫残花", "value": "好好好,这个看来物理疗法,效果不是很明显,我们可以改成化学疗法 。" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "化学?化学是啥阿?" }, { "from": "南宫残花", "value": "简单的说就是药,但不是一般的药,师姐这种情况,必须要有千年人 ,少一年都不行。" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "没问题,还需要啥?" }, { "from": "南宫残花", "value": "只要有人 ,其它的就好办了。" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "好,我这就去收拾行李。" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "喂,老白、老白。喂喂喂喂,你到你什麼意思阿你?" }, { "from": "南宫残花", "value": "唉呀,你想阿,怎么会有千年人 呢?就算是有,谁知道是一千年,还是九百九十九年呢?" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "哇赛,你没有没搞错嘛?也、也行,老白一会要过来跟你告别,到时后你见好就收阿。" } ] }, { "id": "episode_60_chunk_15", "conversations": [ { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "掌柜的、掌柜的,不好啦。出大事了,快醒醒、醒醒,别睡了,老白要走。" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "走?他要上哪儿去阿?" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "就是那个南宫,支了一个损招,说是要什麼千年人 ,老白他就,唉呀,你赶紧起来,这是最後的机会了。" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "好好好,我这就起。" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "不成,我还想听最後一遍。" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "哇赛,你没有没搞错嘛?也、也行,老白一会要过来跟你告别,到时后你见好就收阿。" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "我知道了,等他说完话,我就缓缓地睁开眼睛:「展堂,你的湘玉回来了。」" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "行行行。" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "老白,你这么快就收拾好了?" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "你先出去吧,我跟湘玉道个别。" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "行" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "湘玉,我出个远门,但我保证我马上就回来。我不在的日子,你…你只要知道,我每天、每分钟、每秒钟都想著你,这就足够了。" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "我封住了你手阳明大肠经,和足阳明胃经,总之该封住的地方我都封住了。这样即使不吃不喝,你也不会饿坏了胃肠。我走了,乖乖的等我回来。" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "小郭,保重阿。" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "噢、噢,保重。" } ] }, { "id": "episode_60_chunk_19", "conversations": [ { "from": "莫小贝", "value": "白大哥,这根糖葫芦我藏了小半年,虽说上面长了毛,但是你洗洗还能吃,你留著吧。" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "好孩子,拿著喂小强吧。" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "展堂阿,这三两银子,原本是要给小郭买首饰的,你拿著用吧。" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "不用,我有钱。" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "掌柜的是大家的又不是你一个人的。" }, { "from": "祝无双", "value": "师兄,这双靴子,是我前些日子给小六做的,可能会有些挤脚,你先穿著吧。" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "挤脚我也穿,谢谢师妹的小鞋。" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "老白,我这还有半的馒头,还有两咸鸭蛋,这都是我从牙缝理挤出来得,你拿著路上吃阿。" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "大嘴,我记得你那还有半斤牛肉乾呢。" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "那是我留著磨牙使的…我给你拿去。" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "算了,时间不等人,我走了之后,湘玉就托付给诸位了,太重的话我不想说。总之我走什麼样,回来就得什麼样。如果把湘玉饿瘦了,休怪我翻脸不认人,告辞。" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "等等,你不能走。老白,眼看就要天黑了。" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "山里有野狼,还有山贼,说不好还有拍花子的。" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "你把我当小贝啦?有这闲工夫你多陪陪湘玉,别让她寂寞,走了。" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "等等、等等老白。" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "干啥?" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "回来,你听我说。" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "干啥阿?" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "我有好多话都想跟你说呢。" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "你等我回来在说 。" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "我等不及了,必须今天晚上就说。" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "就咱俩,一对一的说。" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "芙妹!" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "一边儿呆著去。" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "小郭,你是个好姑娘,但咱俩不合适,我走了。" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "唉呀,反正你就是不许走。" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "郭芙蓉!!" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "秀才,我跟她说,你们回避一下。" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "小郭,秀才是个好人。" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "嗯" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "心眼又好,又有学问。" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "嗯" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "除了办事丢三落四说话不走脑子外,没别的毛病。" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "嗯" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "我跟你说阿,水性杨花可不是褒义词。" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "嗯…你说谁水性杨花呢?" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "就是你。" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "我、好阿,既然如此就别怪我明哲保身了。我实话告诉你们吧,掌柜的早就醒了。" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "不可能!" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "不可能?不可能,你自己上去看看,去呀,去呀。" } ] }, { "id": "episode_60_chunk_20", "conversations": [ { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "来人呐,救命阿,浑身又酸又麻,后背痒痒还挠不著,这还让不让人活了?展堂救救我,我保证再也不装睡了。" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "进去、进去嘛,不信你自己看。" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "不可能,湘玉绝不那种人。她要明知道大家为她担心,她还在这装睡,我怎么可能会喜欢她呢?你们俩说是不是?" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "是" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "好,我也不跟你废话,你现下就给她解穴,她要不醒,我就跟你姓。" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "这是你说的。" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "葵花解穴手。" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "佟湘玉、佟湘玉,快醒醒、醒醒。" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "你、你给我一分钟 。" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "干什麼?" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "就一分钟,一分钟我跟她谈一谈。一分钟后她要不醒,我、我就归你了。" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "芙妹!" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "行了、行了,你们赶紧出去吧。去去去,一分钟之后,我保证还你一个活绷乱跳的小寡妇。" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "湘玉你放心,我刚才跟她开玩笑的,这辈子除了你,我谁都不会娶。等我找到了千年人 ,咱俩就成亲。说起来咱俩都成了两次亲了,但我保证,这次是真的,你乖乖的,等我回来。" } ] }, { "id": "episode_60_chunk_21", "conversations": [ { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "老白、老白,我跟你说,你不用走了,小六已经把人 找著啦。" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "走" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "小六, 呢?" }, { "from": "燕小六", "value": "著嘛急呢?保证有,你放一千个心。" }, { "from": "燕小六", "value": "再这样我可不给了阿。" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "你喝吧,快喝!!" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "我怕你呛著。" }, { "from": "燕小六", "value": "关於这个人 阿,来的可不容易阿。" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "是是是,要不说你有本事呢?你当捕头,不当捕快是吧。" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "就是、就是。" }, { "from": "燕小六", "value": "这个,我听说有人穿我的靴子还嫌小?" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "没有的事。" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "我这就给你脱下来。" }, { "from": "燕小六", "value": "别,二手靴,我怕传染香港脚。" }, { "from": "祝无双", "value": "我明天在给你作双新的嘛。" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "是是" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "一双哪够穿哪?,起码得三双。工钱老白出了,人 呢?" }, { "from": "燕小六", "value": "关於这人 哪,这得感谢娄知县,娄知县一听这事,二话没说。直接就沏了壶茶,明前绿的,全是那种最嫩的茶叶尖。听说……" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "别跑题,人 呢?" }, { "from": "燕小六", "value": "娄知县知道钱掌柜家有人 ,就跟我说了,我过去这么一说,钱掌柜直接就答应了。" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": " 呢?" }, { "from": "燕小六", "value": "钱掌柜虽然答应了,可他夫人…" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "我找她去。" }, { "from": "钱夫人", "value": "不用找了,我送货上门。" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "钱夫人快坐" }, { "from": "钱夫人", "value": "你们都瞧好啦,这个就是传说中的千年人 。" }, { "from": "钱夫人", "value": "干啥阿?我又没说白给。我跟佟掌柜虽说是故交,可还没铁到那份上。" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "您要啥?您尽管直说。" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "是" }, { "from": "钱夫人", "value": "除了这个店,你们还有啥呀……阿?" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "钱夫人,这店不是我们的,所以我们说了也不算。这样,还有没有其它的解决办法?" }, { "from": "钱夫人", "value": "唉呀,那可就麻烦了,啧,这人 阿也是我花大价钱买的。" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "多少钱?" }, { "from": "钱夫人", "value": "一两银子。" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "我掏了。" }, { "from": "钱夫人", "value": "一年。" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "阿!" }, { "from": "钱夫人", "value": "一千年就是一千两,这零头我还没算哪。" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "那啥喝茶吗?我烧水去。" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "去。" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "钱夫人,哼,我们怎么知道这是不是真的千年人 呀?" }, { "from": "南宫残花", "value": "等等,能不能让我看看?不好意思阿。" }, { "from": "南宫残花", "value": "…须,真品,不,应该说是珍品。这么好的人 。我从来没见过,都成人型了。" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "是阿。" }, { "from": "钱夫人", "value": "怎么样?想要就掏钱,要嘛就交店,你们自个选吧。" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "钱夫人,能不能便宜点嘛?" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "就是、就是。" }, { "from": "南宫残花", "value": "一千两银子,按市场价来说绝不算贵。" }, { "from": "南宫残花", "value": "当然能便宜点最好。" }, { "from": "钱夫人", "value": "那好,咱们都是街坊邻居的,我就给你们打个折。九百九十九两?" }, { "from": "钱夫人", "value": "呃…" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "我买了。" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "阿??" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "老白?" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "这是一千两银票,兑不出银子我把命给你。" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "老白、老白。我问你个问题阿,你哪来这么多钱?" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "反正不是偷的。" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "凶什麼嘛?" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "你知道这点就行了阿。这都多长时间了,咋还不来呢?" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "我帮你催催。" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "你去看看去。" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "我、我来吧。哇赛,就这么一小碗阿?" }, { "from": "南宫残花", "value": "你懂什麼,浓缩就是精华。" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "正常人能不能喝阿?" }, { "from": "南宫残花", "value": "正常人谁喝它阿?这都是得了重病,体虚气弱,拿它吊命的。" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "哦,那正常人喝了,会不会有副作用阿?" }, { "from": "南宫残花", "value": "应该没事吧。" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "那就行了。" }, { "from": "南宫残花", "value": "不过有可能上火。" } ] }, { "id": "episode_60_chunk_22", "conversations": [ { "from": "白展堂", "value": "谢谢。" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "老白,你真打算喝这 碗汤?" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "我不喝,我要喝干嘛?" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "湘玉,你慢慢喝,一会还有一碗。" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "我去楼下拿 汤,你等我一下。" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "湘玉,你怎么又睡着了?我这就给你熬 汤。" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "老白,你真傻。" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "老白,你喝完这煲汤,会不会有副作用?" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "秀才,你能不能别废话?" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "我只是关心你。" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "谢谢你的关心,我知道该怎么做。" } ] }, { "id": "episode_60_chunk_25", "conversations": [ { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "钱夫人,哼,我们怎么知道这是不是真的千年人 呀?" }, { "from": "南宫残花", "value": "等等,能不能让我看看?不好意思阿。" }, { "from": "南宫残花", "value": "…须,真品,不,应该说是珍品。这么好的人 。我从来没见过,都成人型了。" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "是阿。" }, { "from": "钱夫人", "value": "怎么样?想要就掏钱,要嘛就交店,你们自个选吧。" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "钱夫人,能不能便宜点嘛?" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "就是、就是。" }, { "from": "南宫残花", "value": "一千两银子,按市场价来说绝不算贵。" }, { "from": "南宫残花", "value": "当然能便宜点最好。" }, { "from": "钱夫人", "value": "那好,咱们都是街坊邻居的,我就给你们打个折。九百九十九两?" }, { "from": "钱夫人", "value": "呃…" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "我买了。" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "阿??" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "老白?" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "这是一千两银票,兑不出银子我把命给你。" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "老白、老白。我问你个问题阿,你哪来这么多钱?" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "反正不是偷的。" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "凶什麼嘛?" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "你知道这点就行了阿。这都多长时间了,咋还不来呢?" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "我帮你催催。" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "你去看看去。" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "我、我来吧。哇赛,就这么一小碗阿?" }, { "from": "南宫残花", "value": "你懂什麼,浓缩就是精华。" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "正常人能不能喝阿?" }, { "from": "南宫残花", "value": "正常人谁喝它阿?这都是得了重病,体虚气弱,拿它吊命的。" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "哦,那正常人喝了,会不会有副作用阿?" }, { "from": "南宫残花", "value": "应该没事吧。" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "那就行了。" }, { "from": "南宫残花", "value": "不过有可能上火。" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "上火怕什麼阿?吃瓜子还上火呢!" }, { "from": "南宫残花", "value": "那是灶里的火,这可是三昧真火,烧起来就灭不下去了。" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "快一点吧,干啥呢?去去,别洒了,一千两一碗哪。" }, { "from": "南宫残花", "value": "你可小心点阿。" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "这就是害我们担心的代价,烧不死你。" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "芙妹,你咋不著急阿?" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "急又有什麼用阿?人家就是不肯醒。摊上这么个掌柜的阿,真是前世积来的大德。" }, { "from": "莫小贝", "value": "不许你诋毁我嫂子阿。" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "我错了,刚出炉的新鲜瓜子。" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "爱吃不吃。" }, { "from": "莫小贝", "value": "吃吧、吃吧,迟早烧死你。" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "伙计们,掌柜的睁眼啦。" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "醒了、醒了。" }, { "from": "南宫残花", "value": "终于醒了。" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "大难不死。" }, { "from": "南宫残花", "value": "必有后福。" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "伙计们,掌柜的开口说话啦。" }, { "from": "祝无双", "value": "说什麼啦?" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "水" }, { "from": "祝无双", "value": "还说什麼啦?" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "我要水。" }, { "from": "莫小贝", "value": "嫂子,我以後再也不逃学,再也不偷吃零食了。" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "这话你还是过两天再说比较好。" }, { "from": "莫小贝", "value": "为什麼?" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "这人呐,什麼时候都要得自己留条后路,明白吗?" }, { "from": "莫小贝", "value": "不明白。但是我现下终于明白一点了,你没有人性。" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "嗯?" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "小贝,你终于长大了。" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "伙计们,掌柜的下地啦。" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "千年人 真的转眼就下地啦。" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "看,掌柜的冲出来了。" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "只见她以公引冲刺的速度向前飞奔,并以矫健得速度下楼,正应了那句老话,迅雷不及掩耳盗铃之势如破竹阿。她一眨眼的得功夫便出现下我们面前。" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "水、我要喝水。" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "湘玉,你不能再喝啦,你看你这肚子。" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "这是酒水,不是自来水。" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "那是墨汁,不是橘汁。" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "湘玉、湘玉,不行,这是抹布水,不是矿泉水。" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "不好啦,湘玉跳井啦。" }, { "from": "莫小贝", "value": "嫂子!" }, { "from": "莫小贝", "value": "掌柜的!" }, { "from": "南宫残花", "value": "师姐!" } ] }, { "id": "episode_60_chunk_26", "conversations": [ { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "你们怎么还不吃?" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "这不等你吗?来。" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "你们吃吧,我不饿,我还有很多的工作要去做。时间可是不等闲人的,你们快点吃吧。" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "湘玉阿,你到底要干啥呀?" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "为了明天,让我们齐心协力,万众一心,张开双臂去拥抱朝阳吧。" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "掌柜的,现下才二更阿?" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "那就等待吧,在这漫长的黑夜里,让我们积蓄力量,蓄势待发。美好的未来就在不远的前方,路漫漫其休远兮,我将上下东西南北中发白,所到之处无不披靡而求索。" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "湘玉阿。你到底咋了你?" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "展堂,我没事儿。你能感觉到我手的温度吗?" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "你在井泡这么长时间了,手咋还这么烫呢?" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "烫就对了,手的温度就代表心的温度,让我们的心脏跳跃起来吧,让热血沸腾起来吧,让激情燃烧起来吧,让青春飞扬起来吧。" }, { "from": "南宫残花", "value": "这不关我的事儿。" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "我已经想好了,从今天起,我不再是一个坐享其成的剥削者,取而代之的是一个全新的我,一个脱胎换骨的我,一个视事业为生命,视爱情为事业的我。" }, { "from": "南宫残花", "value": "大家别担心,可能是千年人 的劲儿太大,等火消了就好了。" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "那是千年人 呀,啥时候能消阿。" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "湘玉、湘玉" } ] }, { "id": "episode_60_chunk_27", "conversations": [ { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "怎么回事阿?怎么这么乾净阿?" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "湘玉昨晚干了一宿,刚上去睡觉。" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "嗯哼,怎么样,心情稍微好一点了吧?" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "别坐、别坐、别坐。" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "你还是站著说比较好。" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "为啥阿?" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "桌椅板凳千万别碰,沾著点灰阿,重擦好几遍。" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "昨天半夜,我睡的正迷糊呢?她进来了,不由分说,连枕套带被褥当场洗了一遍,连条被单都没给我剩下。" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "对此我深表同情阿。" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "你还是先同情一下你自己吧。" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "嗄?" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "打今儿个起,你所有的活她都帮你干。" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "那我干啥去呀?" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "她不会是想开除我吧?" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "比开除更惨,让你扫大街。" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "哼" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "凭什麼呀?" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "凭什麼?湘玉说了,这个镇就是我们的家,既然是我们的家,就不能各扫门前雪,保护环境,从我做起,而这个我,指的就是你。" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "那、那我去扫大街了,你们都干什麼阿?" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "秀才每天吃完晚饭去义务扫盲。" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "折" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "大嘴去拜访孤寡老人。" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "嗨" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "小贝一放学就去街上发传单,宣传环保知识。无双不归她管,暂时放过。我,组建一个反扒队,每天指标十个。" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "呵呵,上哪找这么多小偷?" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "少一个扣一文,一天就是十文,一个月下来,我自己还得搭一钱银子。" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "哼哼" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "这还让不让人活了嘛?喂,老白,她都做成这个样子了,你就不想说两句阿?" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "说啥阿?人说的句句在理,但我是得找她谈谈去。" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "咱有这心,没这力呀。" } ] }, { "id": "episode_60_chunk_28", "conversations": [ { "from": "白展堂", "value": "湘玉阿" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "哎" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "还没睡阿?" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "擦完桌子,找我有事吗?" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "没啥事,就是想找你聊聊,自打你醒了以後,咱 俩还没单独说过话呢。" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "你想说什麼就说吧,没关系的阿。" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "还是算了吧,改天吧,你先忙。" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "站住。你为什麼吞吞吐吐的,是不是觉得跟我没办法沟通了?是不是?" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "不是,你不正忙著的吗?" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "你要是觉得跟我没有办法沟通了,你可以说出来,我尽量改。" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "不用了,等你火消下去了,自然就" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "白展堂" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "你看你,说归说,摔东西干啥呀?" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "你说的很对,我是有火,但是我不想消。我窝囊了小半辈子了,第一次这么精神抖擞,第一次这么充满干劲。这种状态我觉得很好,好极了的好。" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "你觉得好就行阿,我没意见。" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "你明明有意见,就是不说。这样的你,我很不喜欢。" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "那你喜欢啥样的我?" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "我喜欢原来的你阿。" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "我原来就这样。" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "算了,我跟你没什话可说的。" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "朝阳已经升起来了,懒惰的人们是赶不上它的脚步的。" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "那就甭赶了哱,反正朝阳也得变夕阳。" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "你太让我失望了,我记得以前的你是很乐观的,对待生活的态度是很积极的,从来不说这种混账话。" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "好,我混账,你一个人追赶朝阳去吧,恕不奉陪。" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "这样的你我很不喜欢,很是不喜欢。" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "年轻的生命不是用来呕气的。" } ] }, { "id": "episode_61_chunk_1", "conversations": [ { "from": "白展堂", "value": "我问你,你确定这火能消下去吗?" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "确定一定以及肯定!" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "呃,你是这个意思吧?" }, { "from": "南宫残花", "value": ":是是是,再好的人参,它也有过劲儿的时候啊。" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "可那万一要是人参精呢?你忘了?咱那人参已经长成人形了!" }, { "from": "南宫残花", "value": "哎呀,不怕不怕,只要有耐心,总有云开雾散那一天!" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "哎,那三五天之内有没有希望嘛!" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "就是。" } ] }, { "id": "episode_61_chunk_2", "conversations": [ { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "希望,只有在准备的人们手中!" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "哇,掌柜的,你你你不睡了?" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "睡,但不是现在。我算过了,如果我能活到七十岁,每天睡八个小时,那么我浪费在睡眠上的时间就长达二十万个小时。如果我每天只睡三个小时,那我节省下来的时间,就长达十二万零八千小时,约等于五千三百天,也就是十四年零六个月,这相当于什么你说!" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "你能多活十四年?" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "聪明,十分非常以及Very的聪明!" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "那你要一分钟都不睡,你岂不是可以长生不老啊?" } ] }, { "id": "episode_61_chunk_3", "conversations": [ { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "我也希望如此,但是身体不允许,人的一生,如此短暂,我不要求自己像太阳一样照耀四方,最起码也要当一个火把,为迷途的人指引方向。" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "可是我们不走夜路啊。" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "嗯?" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "呃,当然了有个火把更好。" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "呵呵……" } ] }, { "id": "episode_61_chunk_4", "conversations": [ { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "所以说不能再等了,原订计划从现在开始,小郭,我希望你能像爱护这个店一样爱护这个镇,整条东街就交给你了。如果让我找到一片落叶,这个月的月钱减半!" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "呃,喂喂喂,你有没有搞错啊。" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "小贝灭火!" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "掌柜的,你放心,这个事儿我会监督她的。" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "哎,不不不,你还有更重要的事情要做,扫盲工作,势在闭行,一个月之内,我希望本镇的居民都能够顺利的背诵三字经,还要通过六级托福,雅思,JRE考试。不要求他们全面发展,至少让他们懂得孰可为孰不可为,人生识字忧患使,春蚕到死丝方尽,蜡炬成灰泪始干,轻舟已过万重山。作为本镇唯一的秀才,你肩上的担子不轻,扫盲工作任重而道远!" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "不就一三字经吗,至于吗?" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "啪~还有通过六级托福,雅思以及JRE考试!" } ] }, { "id": "episode_61_chunk_5", "conversations": [ { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "啊,我说过吗?" }, { "from": "莫小贝", "value": "三字经我会背,人之初,性本善,性相近,习相远……" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "你的任务是散发环保传单,三天之内要让本镇居民人手一份,少一份要拿你是问!" }, { "from": "莫小贝", "value": "三天,那我还上不上学了?" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "暂时不上了,嫂子知道,这样对你很不公平,但是你想一想。有多少穷苦的孩子没有书念,有的甚至连饭都吃不上,为了他们美好的明天,牺牲你一个也值了。" }, { "from": "莫小贝", "value": "凭什么?" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "不光你一个,还有咱大家,陪伴你的,将是同福客栈的每一位伙计。我知道这件事很难,但是我们绝不能因为它难就不做了,这是为什么呢,问你呢!" }, { "from": "南宫残花", "value": "我?这得问您呐!" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "因为我的字典里没有难这个字,明知山有虎,偏向虎山行;该出手时就出手,舍不得孩子套不着狼!" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "这都什么乱七八糟的!" } ] }, { "id": "episode_61_chunk_7", "conversations": [ { "from": "莫小贝", "value": "环保搞不好,健康就难保!环保搞不好……给你一张,看着瓜子皮注意环保!环保搞不好,健康就难保……" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "莫小贝你给我回来!" }, { "from": "莫小贝", "value": "小郭姐姐有什么吩咐?" } ] }, { "id": "episode_61_chunk_8", "conversations": [ { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "我这刚扫完这一片,你把它扔得到处都是,你还环保呢!" }, { "from": "莫小贝", "value": "我不这么发怎么能发得完?我嫂子说了,三天之内必须全部发完呢。" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "来来来,姐姐教你一个好办法。你给小米一个馒头,让他帮你发。" }, { "from": "小米", "value": "好好!" }, { "from": "莫小贝", "value": "小郭姐姐,做人是要诚实的。我嫂子叫我发,我就得发,干吗给人家小米发?" } ] }, { "id": "episode_61_chunk_9", "conversations": [ { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "哼哼,小贝呀,姐姐送你一日本名。" }, { "from": "莫小贝", "value": "哎好的呀,好的呀!" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "死心眼子。" }, { "from": "莫小贝", "value": "你……" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "环保去吧!" }, { "from": "莫小贝", "value": "环保搞不好,小命就难保……" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "大嘴,手里拿的啥呀?" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "牛肉干,就剩这最后半斤了。" }, { "from": "莫小贝", "value": "谢谢大嘴叔叔!" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "这不是给你的,这是给那些孤寡老人的。掌柜的让我陪他们边吃边唠,唠完嗑了再帮人把饭做了。" } ] }, { "id": "episode_61_chunk_10", "conversations": [ { "from": "莫小贝", "value": ":小气!环保搞不好,小命就难保……" }, { "from": "祝无双", "value": ":什么就难保了小贝啊?哎呀呀~~干吗呀小郭,全是灰!" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "无双,真是羡慕你呀,有个铁饭碗。" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "哎无双,过来,帮帮帮忙帮帮忙!快点儿!" }, { "from": "祝无双", "value": "啊马上就来啊!你说我铁饭碗什么意思啊?" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "没什么意思,掌柜的叫你呢,赶紧去赶紧去吧~" }, { "from": "祝无双", "value": "噢~" } ] }, { "id": "episode_61_chunk_11", "conversations": [ { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "搭着抹布,热情地:客官请!来来,吃点啥呀?" }, { "from": "食客甲", "value": "来一木须肉,再来一大盘鸡。" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "好好好,坐啊!你可算来了,赶紧下厨房给我炒个木须肉!少放点盐啊,快去!" }, { "from": "祝无双", "value": "哎,我还在当班呢!" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "就当是微服私访体察民情吧!我一个人实在是忙不过来,快去吧!" }, { "from": "祝无双", "value": "大嘴呢,还有我师兄,还有秀才呢。" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "哎秀才,你在干啥呢?" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "忙着备课呢!" } ] }, { "id": "episode_61_chunk_12", "conversations": [ { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "不要再备了,现在就开始扫盲!时间可不等人啊伙计!还愣着干啥,赶紧扫去呀!" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "哦好~~" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "哎呀无双,帮帮忙帮帮忙!" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "嘿嘿~吃着呢~" }, { "from": "食客乙", "value": "菜都没上吃什么呀,吃你呀?" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "赶紧的呀!嘿嘿~您认字吗?" }, { "from": "食客乙", "value": "什么意思?" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "就是说,您会背三字经吗" }, { "from": "食客甲", "value": "不会背就不让吃饭是怎么着" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "不不不,不可能,不背我教你,免费教,包教包会!" }, { "from": "食客甲", "value": "用不着,不就三字经吗,过来我告诉你!" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "我有病?你才有病呢!哎,干吗!" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "干什么呢,排山倒海~" }, { "from": "食客", "value": "啊~~" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "教训呀,血一般的教训!" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "是他们先动手的!" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "芙妹是为了救我!" }, { "from": "莫小贝", "value": "我可以证明,整个过程那些客人都告诉我了,他们说是他们抓着秀才,饿~A型B型AB型O型都有!" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "胡说啥呢!不不不,发生这种情况最该怪的——就是我。" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "嗯?" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "我误判了形势才造成这个局面。" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "掌柜的,你终于想明白了。" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "我本来就不应该让你们俩离得那么近,虽说男女搭配,干活不累,但是我的字典里没有累这个字!从现在起,小郭去扫西街!" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "拜托你啊,我连东街都没有扫完呐!" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "那你跑到天井干啥去了?" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "那我扫帚坏了,回来换一把!" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "所以你就应该好好反省一下,整个一个上午连一条小街都没有扫干净,还有什么脸面自称江湖儿女啊?" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "我拜托你啊大姐,你见过哪个江湖儿女去扫大街的呀!" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "看来不动点真格的是不行了。" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "哎~~你想干什么!" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "怎么样,感觉到了没有?" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "感…感觉到什么?" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "从我内心深处散发出来的一股灼人的热度!" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "废话!你吃了千年人参我们又没吃!" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "我说的不是人参,而是人生。每个人的人生都掌握在自己的手中,所谓少小不努力,老大徒伤悲;明日复明日,明日何其多;多行不义必自弊,必有一款适合你,你瞅准了,蓝天六必治,C~" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "行行行,我怕了你了!西街是吧!" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "你记住,你扫的不是地,而是你那颗蒙尘的心!" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "哼,对,我们都是蒙尘的心,就你,出淤泥而不染,居茅厕而不臭!" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "掌柜的您放心,我知道你热血沸腾,我这就追赶朝阳去!" }, { "from": "莫小贝", "value": "呵呵~嫂子你忙啊,我去开拓人生去了!" }, { "from": "莫小贝", "value": "走一走瞧一瞧啊……佟开始整理大堂的桌椅板凳,以及地上的碎片。*那手脚叫一个麻利啊~" } ] }, { "id": "episode_61_chunk_13", "conversations": [ { "from": "莫小贝", "value": "瞧一瞧,看一看,环保搞不好,小命就难保……" }, { "from": "燕小六", "value": "过来过来过来……这发的嘛,谁让你发的,上面写的嘛?" }, { "from": "莫小贝", "value": "你自己不会看哪?" }, { "from": "燕小六", "value": "我不认字,你念给我听。" }, { "from": "莫小贝", "value": "保护大环境,节约水资源,环保搞不好,小命就难保。" }, { "from": "燕小六", "value": "这嘛意思?嘛是环保?" }, { "from": "莫小贝", "value": "环保就是保护环境,那什么……什么意思啊,小郭姐姐?" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "问你嫂子去。六,来来来。这些呀,都是佟湘玉的主意,跟我们都没关系。" }, { "from": "燕小六", "value": "行,我问问她去。" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "快去快去!" }, { "from": "燕小六", "value": "佟掌柜要搞嘛呀这是……" }, { "from": "莫小贝", "value": "回来,千万别说我们俩告的密啊,要不然我们俩吃不了兜着都的。" }, { "from": "燕小六", "value": "明白,擒贼先擒王,即使算帐,也不找你们。" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "说啥呢,谁是贼呀,想贼想疯了吧你?" }, { "from": "莫小贝", "value": "快去快去……" }, { "from": "小米", "value": "不好了,不好了……燕捕头,出大事了,你快去看看!" }, { "from": "燕小六", "value": "慢点说,出嘛大事了?" }, { "from": "小米", "value": "槽大爷家来个大贼,又砸又抢的,咿呀,快出人命了,你赶快去看看吧。" }, { "from": "燕小六", "value": "哈哈哈哈哈……终于等到贼了!帮我照顾好……照顾好你们自己吧,回头找你们算帐,曹大爷,我来了!" } ] }, { "id": "episode_61_chunk_14", "conversations": [ { "from": "祝无双", "value": "师兄,你怎么不在跑堂啊?" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "我跑什么堂啊,那人正在大堂激情燃烧呢,我躲还躲不及呢。" }, { "from": "祝无双", "value": "你就忍忍吧,过两天就好了。" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "我知道,可是我心里就是不舒服,自打她醒了以后,我们俩连句悄悄话都没说过。" }, { "from": "祝无双", "value": "她现在这个状态,就是说了你也不爱听啊。" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "你说老天为什么这样呢,甭管你怎么努力,不管你怎么祈求,就算求得再虔诚,它也不让你过上好日子。人生要是这样的话,活着还有啥意思啊。" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "你错了,人生意义正在这里……" }, { "from": "祝无双", "value": "嗯,你们俩慢聊啊,我菜已经做好了,现在我要去巡街了。" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "去吧,大胆地干吧,我看好你哟!" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "呃……湘玉啊,我去跑堂了。" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "展堂……" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "我真得去啦!" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "你刚才说的话我都听到了,咱们俩确实好久都没有说过悄悄话了。" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "悄悄话指的是内容,不是音量。" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "我知道,我这两天稍微有点反常。" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "有点?" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "我知道,但是我很喜欢这种变化,感觉自己从里往外的焕然一新,从里往外的充满干劲,说实话,我这种状态你喜欢吗?" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "还行……" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "嗯?" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "挺喜欢的……" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "嗯?" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "特喜欢……" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "嗯?" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "爱的就是你,现在就是不大习惯。" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "Oh,Yeah……那就赶紧习惯起来吧,反扒工作你打算什么时候开始?" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "快了。" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "嗯?" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "我特想给本镇居民作点贡献,可是有人无双和小六呢,要我干啥呀。" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "你是专家呀,贼的事情谁有你懂啊?今天你抓了十个小偷,明天就是十个强盗,后天就是十个江洋盗,大后天也许……" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "我就统一黑白两道!" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "那正是我想看到的结果,给自己一个机会,也给江湖一个机会,让你的热血跟我一起沸腾,用你的青春点燃人生的路灯,前途漫漫,是个人就会迷惘,跌倒了没有关系,拍拍土站起来!我说风雨中这点痛算什么,擦赶泪,不要怕,至少我们还有梦,我说风雨中这点痛算什么,擦干泪,不要问为什么……" } ] }, { "id": "episode_61_chunk_15", "conversations": [ { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "怯懦是每个人都有的毛病,只要你能鼓起勇气,面对自己,就能哟战胜怯懦的那一天,千万不能得过且过,破罐子破摔……" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "湘玉啊,我求求你了,你就让我自甘堕落吧,就让我在黑暗中慢慢腐朽吧……" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "巧了,我最拿手的就是化腐朽为神奇,让我用生命点燃火把,为你照亮前程……" }, { "from": "燕小六", "value": "别照了,已经有人掉沟里了,进去!" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "啊,咋了这是?" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "没事,就是腿不小心让小六踹了一脚。" }, { "from": "燕小六", "value": "不是不小心,是故意的,是你让大嘴陪曹大爷唠嗑的?" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "对呀。" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "可不就是她嘛,非让我去,不去就扣我月钱。" }, { "from": "燕小六", "value": "那你们这谁做饭呢?" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "无双做呀,有时候我也上,咋了,你当捕头还管这个呀,啊?" }, { "from": "燕小六", "value": "佟掌柜,你们到底安的嘛心思?" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "人家一个老人家呆在家里没有人说话,陪陪他咋了?" }, { "from": "燕小六", "value": "你陪就陪吧,非得让人家老头啃牛肉干,你看这个。" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "这啥嘛?" }, { "from": "燕小六", "value": "曹大爷的门牙,这颗在我手里,另外一颗已经松了,还不知道能不能保住,人家吃饭就指着这两颗牙了,你们到底想干嘛呀这是?" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "哎呀,这个可不是我教的啊。" }, { "from": "燕小六", "value": "那做饭总是你吩咐的吧?" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "是我吩咐的,咋了?给老大家打打下手这有错吗?" }, { "from": "燕小六", "value": "哼,要是光打下手,怎么会演变成入室抢劫呢?" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "啊?抢劫?" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "做饭不得买菜呀,买菜不得掏钱哪?我正从曹大爷兜里掏钱呢,小六就进来了,二湖不说直接就那么一脚,结果不就这样了嘛。我还是做饭去了我。" }, { "from": "燕小六", "value": "佟掌柜,你是不是嫌不够乱哪?你让我省点心,行不行,行不行?" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "好好好,小六你放心啊,我慢慢的教育大嘴啊。行行行,恕不远送啊,谢谢你啊,小六。" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "掌柜的,掌柜的,我想起来了,我这可都是按照你吩咐做的是吧,我这算不算工伤?" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "哼哼,工伤?为了让你更加清楚的认识到自己的不足,我决定好好的帮助你一下。" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "帮?" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "大家都听好了啊,今天打烊以后开会!" } ] }, { "id": "episode_61_chunk_16", "conversations": [ { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "你是什么样的人?" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "可耻的人。" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "有人说……记一下,有人说孤独的人是可耻的,但眼前这个人明明不孤独,但他可耻,这是为什么?答出来有奖。" }, { "from": "莫小贝", "value": "因为他藏牛肉干,不给我吃……这说明他很自私啊。" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "回答得很好,这是你的奖品。" }, { "from": "莫小贝", "value": "嘿……切,就这么一点啊?" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "后面还有选择题,大家想不想做他这样的人?想?不想?" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "不想……" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "这是你的奖品,不要客气;这是你应得的;有觉悟才有进步,我相信你,你,还有你啊。李秀莲大嘴先生,你对此事有何感想?" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "我还有啥感想啊,你们爱咋说咋说,别扣我月钱就行了。" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "看看看看,都到了今天这个田地,心里面还只想着钱,我再问你们一遍,大家想不想做他这样的人?" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "不想……" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "大声一点,用心灵去呼喊,想不想?" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "不想!" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "听听,这就是大家的呼声,谁都会错怪你,我也会错怪你,但是大家不会,这是为什么呀?" }, { "from": "莫小贝", "value": "因为大家的眼睛是雪亮的。" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "小贝我以你为荣,并且看好你哟。作为奖励,嫂子决定,亲自亲切以及亲密无间的拥抱你一下。" }, { "from": "莫小贝", "value": "还是算了吧,给牛肉干就行。" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "给你,统统给你。李秀莲大嘴先生,你能落到今天这个下场,你有何感想?你不要以为不说话就算完了,秀才,给他记一笔,这个月的月钱扣光。" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "嗯?" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "算了算了,认个怂嘛。" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "那啥……我知道错了啊,打明天起呢,我也撒丫子追赶目标。" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "大嘴,我等的就是你这句话,你能哟今天这份觉悟,我真替你娘感到感性。" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "这事跟我娘有啥关系?" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "嗯?" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "子曾经曰过……" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "啊?" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "子不教,母之过,咋的了?我替我娘谢谢你啊……" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "啊——现在可以散了吧?" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "可以,散了吧。南宫师妹请留步。来来来,坐坐坐,喝点茶吧。" }, { "from": "南宫残花", "value": "别别别,有什么话您就直说吧。" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "今天你一天都不在,你去哪了呀?" }, { "from": "南宫残花", "value": "我出去转了转,这个镇还真很不错。依山傍水,风景秀丽,街道很干净,民风也很淳朴。" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "哼哼,不够,远远不够,我理想中的七侠镇应该是一个世外桃源,路不拾遗,夜不闭户是最起码的。" }, { "from": "南宫残花", "value": "这应该是知县操心的事吧?" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "你错,国家兴亡,匹夫有责。" }, { "from": "南宫残花", "value": "好好……" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "今天的情况你也都看到了,之所以会这样,归根结底就是我们的工作没有做好……" }, { "from": "南宫残花", "value": "对对对……" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "所以我想请你给我们大家,做一个小型的报告会。" }, { "from": "南宫残花", "value": "好好……什么会?" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "甭管什么会,反正你说好好好都答应了。不过你不要怕,所谓报告会呢,就是把大家找来,面对面的聊一聊,然后把你那个动物保护和主张素食给大家好好的宣传一下。" }, { "from": "南宫残花", "value": "哎,别别别,这合适吗?我脸皮薄,你还是换个人吧。" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "坐下,坐下,你不要忘了这可是你自己提出来的,你有思想有主张,谁能比你更有说服力呀?不要再推了,闲着也是闲着,还是帮我做点事情啊,你不要忘了,你给我们带来了多大的麻烦哪?这可是你将功赎罪的好机会呀。" }, { "from": "南宫残花", "value": "这么多人?不成不成,那么多人,开什么玩笑啊,我见那么多人紧张,我真的不能演讲,我丢不起那脸。" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "哎?啥叫丢脸?你这是造福于大家同时教育你自己,这份工作光荣得一塌糊涂。" }, { "from": "南宫残花", "value": "哎呀,师姐,我求求你放过我吧,行吗?" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "我当初也是这么求你的,你放过我了吗?" }, { "from": "南宫残花", "value": "我……哎呀,我真的不擅长演讲!人越多我越紧张,我连话都说不出来。" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "哎呀哎呀,你不要唉声叹气的,演讲稿我已经帮你准备好了,你先顺一遍,来来来。" }, { "from": "南宫残花", "value": "这跟动物保护有关系吗?" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "你不懂,先要励志,把气氛煽动起来,再将你那个动物保护,事半功倍。" } ] }, { "id": "episode_61_chunk_17", "conversations": [ { "from": "龙套", "value": "怎么回事,还不开始?" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "就来!怎么样,准备好了吗?" }, { "from": "南宫残花", "value": "照着念就行了?" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "不是念,是散播,散播真情散播爱,用你的热情去感染他们,用你的诚恳去打动他们,去吧去吧,大家等着你呢。" }, { "from": "南宫残花", "value": "看时光飞驰我,回首从前曾,经是莽撞,少年曾经度,日如年……" } ] }, { "id": "episode_61_chunk_18", "conversations": [ { "from": "龙套", "value": "好!" }, { "from": "南宫残花", "value": "我是如此,平凡却,又如此幸,运我要说,声谢谢你……" }, { "from": "龙套", "value": "说得好,比唱得还好听,可以上果盘了吗?" }, { "from": "南宫残花", "value": "果盘?" }, { "from": "龙套", "value": "你不是说听完报告一人发一果盘吗?" }, { "from": "南宫残花", "value": "谁说的?" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "我!没有事,你接着讲啊。不要着急,听完就上啊。" }, { "from": "南宫残花", "value": "把握生命里,的每一分钟,全力以,赴我们心中,的梦……" }, { "from": "龙套", "value": "我们的梦就是果盘,再不上我们可撤了啊。还剩多少,你干脆一口气念完得了。" }, { "from": "南宫残花", "value": "还剩……七八五十六页。" }, { "from": "龙套", "value": "不听了,不听了,为了果盘还不够累的呢,走走走。" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "还没完呢,小孟,小齐,不要着急嘛,哎呀……" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "我跟你说了,让你不要念,你你的真心去散播真情,这叫散播吗?多好的演讲稿,我对你太失望了,白白给我浪费了。" }, { "from": "南宫残花", "value": "我就说这不是我的强项嘛。" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "哟,那你的强项是什么呀?我觉得有句话说得特别好,叫天生我才必有用,一个人活在世上总有他的价值,但是你好象是个例外。" }, { "from": "南宫残花", "value": "你这话什么意思啊?" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "什么意思?你自己琢磨去吧,给你找来了这么多的人,要知道我自己上了。" } ] }, { "id": "episode_61_chunk_19", "conversations": [ { "from": "白展堂", "value": "南宫,南宫?你怎么哭了?" }, { "from": "南宫残花", "value": "师姐说,天生我才必有用,而我是个特例……" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "她为啥这么说你呀?" }, { "from": "南宫残花", "value": "她让我做真情报告会,那又不是我的强项,客人都是冲着果盘来的,走了也不能怨我呀……" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "不怨你,事到如今,咱们再也不能这么纵容她了,走!" }, { "from": "南宫残花", "value": "别去,师姐好不容易苏醒过来,还没有完全恢复好呢,她也是没有办法,再说她又补了千年人参,把元气都补乱了,所以情绪激动也是正常的。" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "再怎么激动也不能这么折腾我们吧?啊,你说我都成啥了,我都成入室劫匪了我。" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "你再看看我这个腰,扫地扫的都直不起来了!" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "我这胳膊,这脖子,抓一道道红的。" }, { "from": "莫小贝", "value": "我都好几天没有上学了,再这么下去,免不了又是一顿手板。" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "我跟你说,不能再这么下去了。" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "……" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "好了好了,别吹了,难听死了。这样,现在就上去,该说什么说什么。" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "对!" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "嗯!" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "都说啊,说不说?" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "说!" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "走!" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "我跟你说啊,我第一个说,谁也别跟我抢!" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "谁不说谁小狗!" } ] }, { "id": "episode_61_chunk_20", "conversations": [ { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "掌柜的!" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "你们……你们说话呀?" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "你不说你第一个说吗?" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "我说了。" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "说啥了?" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "掌柜的。" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "去!" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "湘玉,你到底要折腾到啥时候,你给句准话行不行?" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "咋了?" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "咋了,好好的你欺负人家南宫干啥呀?" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "多善良的人哪,你骂人家是废物,她要是废物啊,那我……我会扫地呀,嘿嘿……" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "对不起啊,那个时候我的脑子好象忽然就失控了……" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "失控?你这简直是高速逆行同时酒后闯红灯。" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "高速公路上有红灯吗?我错了,是我不好,给大家添了不少麻烦,展堂,把手给我……" }, { "from": "莫小贝", "value": "都这样了,还追赶朝阳呢?" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "不追了,谁爱追谁追去吧,我浑身发软,一点力气都没有。" }, { "from": "南宫残花", "value": "师姐,这是正常的,人参把你的元气都激发出来了,现在也耗费得差不多了。" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "没事,我屋里还有小半根呢。" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "咋的了,我又说错话了?" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "你赶紧把那人参给我扔了,一根须子都不许留!" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "扔啥呀,那不白花钱了?" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "扔了!" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "扔就扔,这不糟蹋钱呢嘛。" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "行了,行了,咱们也先撤吧,让掌柜的跟老白单独呆会。" }, { "from": "南宫残花", "value": "师姐,休息啊。" } ] }, { "id": "episode_61_chunk_21", "conversations": [ { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "掌柜的,掌柜的,别吃,吐喽!快点,掌柜的,吐喽,掌柜的!别吃啊,掌柜的,掌柜的……" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "咽了……" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "哈哈哈哈哈哈……我佟湘玉又杀回来了!" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "大嘴,你别告诉我她又吃了人参……" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "这不能怪我呀,我刚要扔,她从楼上就下来了,小半根呢,就这么生咽下去了。" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "胡说,我是嚼烂了才咽下去的。" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "湘玉啊,你这是为什么呀你?" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "不为什么,我就是喜欢这种充满活力的感觉,这就是激情,这就是热血,这就是青春。青春啊青春,美丽的青春……" }, { "from": "南宫残花", "value": "师姐,你多保重,我先走了啊……" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "站住,你不能走,你要是走了的话,那些可怜的动物怎么办?" }, { "from": "南宫残花", "value": "让它们自生自灭吧……" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "你怎么能说这样的话?你太让我失望了!" }, { "from": "南宫残花", "value": "对不起啊,师姐,这几天发生这么多事情,我脑子已经蒙了,看在同门的情谊上,你就让我做一个堂堂正正的废物吧,再见!" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "巧了,我的强项就是变废物为宝物,过来,帮我顺一下讲演稿……" }, { "from": "南宫残花", "value": "诸位保重,后会有期啊!" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "展堂……" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "嗯?我师妹呢?没有追回来?白展堂?" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "你追人家回来干啥呀?非把人家逼疯了你才高兴啊?把头抬起来……" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "咋了?" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "流鼻血了,快坐这。吃,你可劲吃,回头我给你买二斤人参让你当萝卜啃。" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "展堂,对我一个好那叫爱,对每个人都好那叫博爱,你选哪一样?" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "你要再这样,我一样都不选。" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "那就让我狂喷鼻血而死!" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "你干啥呀你!" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "到底选哪一样?" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "我选博爱,逮谁爱谁行了吧?" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "爱不是随便说说就可以的,反扒工作什么时候开始?" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "明天,明天一早,你赶紧睡吧,都所少夜没合眼了,你不累我还心疼呢。" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "我不困!" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "快点呢,听话啊。" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "哎哎哎!醒醒,醒醒。" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "干啥呀,刚睡着,烦人劲!" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "这刚几点就睡了,太没追求了吧?我可跟你说啊,觉睡多了容易短命。" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "敢情你不用干活啊,买菜做饭还不算呢,一天到晚还得给人当义工去,一不留神还让人把月钱给扣了,这日子你自己过过试试。" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "你说归说呗,吵吵什么呀,哎哎哎……哎呀,小腿还挺灵敏。秀才,装睡是吧,我可拿凉水浇你了啊!嘿?我数到三,一, 二,三。你以为我不敢是不是?" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "浇,浇,往这浇,浇,浇,浇!" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "这这这,怎么了这是?" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "坐。我,读了这么多年圣贤书,为的什么?就为了教人念三字经啊?她想扫盲她扫去呀,她又不是不识字,己所不欲,勿施于人,这么点道理她不明白?" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "又不是我让你去的,你冲我激动什么呀?" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "人家秀才再怂再面,人家大事上从来不带含糊的。" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "嗯。" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "小郭再凶再横,遇到到事,还得听人秀才的。" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "那是因为小郭没主意,湘玉……唉!" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "老白,老白,老白,我跟你讲……" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "什么老白呀,你白还是我白?你看你们俩穿得跟一对双似的。" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "我跟你讲,你跟湘玉好好谈谈,实在不行,分手,对吧?" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "对。" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "你以为分手她就能听了?人家吃了人参,千年人参!" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "早知道就不给她吃了,让她一直睡着。咋的,我说说气话不行啊?有能耐你当她义工试试。" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "你有能耐每天抓十个贼试试?" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "到哪抓那么多贼去呀?" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "我哪知道,有就抓,没有,大不了扣工钱呗。" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "其实我倒觉得,与其坐以待毙,不如咱主动出击,没贼,咱雇个呗。" } ] }, { "id": "episode_61_chunk_22", "conversations": [ { "from": "白展堂", "value": "起来!" }, { "from": "小米", "value": "干啥,现在啥时辰了?" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "关中时间,凌晨两点。" }, { "from": "小米", "value": "还没开工呢,早上九点之前,晚上五点之后,来访者恕不接待。" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "葵花……" }, { "from": "小米", "value": "哎!白大哥,你是特例,有啥事?" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "我对你咋样,你心里清楚吧?" }, { "from": "小米", "value": "清楚,差不多吧,特别好,极其仗义,跟亲兄弟没两样。" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "那兄弟有难你帮不帮忙?有酬金!" }, { "from": "小米", "value": "那先说好了,犯法事咱可不干,咱可是堂堂正正的服务业者。" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "你啥时候成服务业者了?" }, { "from": "小米", "value": "你看,你给我一个铜板,买我一声大爷行行好,然后再送你一笑脸,你说买一送一,是不是服务业者?" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "好,这回大爷给你的可不是小数目,钱有的是,就看你帮不帮忙。其实事很简单,你给我找一些丐帮的兄弟,让我挨个抓住了之后痛骂一顿,然后给他们每人三文,你,中介费两文。" }, { "from": "小米", "value": "有这么好的买卖?" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "兄弟,趁早改行吧,现在猎头业更吃香,定钱。" }, { "from": "小米", "value": "哎哟,我的天哪,现在盛传江湖人力资源短缺,看来不是空穴来风啊。" } ] }, { "id": "episode_61_chunk_23", "conversations": [ { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "开工啦——!开工啦——!" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "咋的啦?" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "大姐啊,我洗衣服洗到半夜,刚睡下……" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "你以为我们都跟你似的,吃了千年人参了?" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "我是想扫盲,这个点到哪扫去?" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "人的一生如此短暂,时间可不等闲人呀,伙计们。" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "大姐……" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "……" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "展堂,你这是干啥呀?" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "你问他自己!" }, { "from": "龙套", "value": "我不就偷只鸡嘛!" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "今天偷只鸡,明天就给黄鼠狼拜年!拜完了一起偷嘛。" }, { "from": "龙套", "value": "又没偷你们家鸡。" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "偷谁的都不行,这个镇就是我的家,只要有我在,就不允许偷鸡摸狗,胡作非为!" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "鼓掌!展堂,你干的漂亮。" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "都是你监督得好,你放心,我会继续努力,把反扒工作进行到底。" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "展堂,为了庆祝你的开业大吉,把这个贼押送官府!" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "哎哎哎,使不得使不得!不就偷只鸡嘛,又没偷金库,是不是。批评一顿就行了,重在教育。" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "那怎么能行啊,鸡虽然不贵,但他的性质很恶劣,正如你所说的,今天偷只鸡,明天就有可能偷鹅,后天就有可能偷钱,大后天就有可能偷人。" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "偷人?" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "东街老王家的小孙子不是让人家偷着卖了嘛。" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "啊……这个偷人。" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "走!" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "湘玉,湘玉,湘玉,你听我说,湘玉!" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "湘玉,你听我说,这人他心眼不坏。" }, { "from": "龙套", "value": "我不敢了,再也不敢了!" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "这话你去跟娄知县说吧,不过不要怕,最多挨顿板子,这样也可以帮你长长记性,走!" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "别,湘玉,湘玉!" }, { "from": "小米", "value": "慢着!老白,你说好了,每次三文,只挨骂,不上衙门哪?" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "嘘!" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "每次三文,啥意思?" }, { "from": "小米", "value": "你问他呀!啥意思?" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "那个什么,这……我其实……" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "快跟我说,这不是真的。" }, { "from": "小米", "value": "他负责给我钱,每次三文,我过来让他骂一顿,骂完走人。" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "这不是真的。" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "这不是真的。嘿嘿,你信吗?" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "你骗我,你为啥要骗我,为啥?" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "这不都让你给逼的吗。" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "我第一次看见你的时候你就骗我,过了这么长时间了,我以为你会改,没有想到你非但没有改,反而变本加厉。" } ] }, { "id": "episode_61_chunk_24", "conversations": [ { "from": "白展堂", "value": "没那么严重吧?" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "我不会怪你的,但是为了让你更好地认识你自身的不足,我决定要……" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "开个小会。" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "请!" } ] }, { "id": "episode_61_chunk_25", "conversations": [ { "from": "白展堂", "value": "给我等着你!" }, { "from": "小米", "value": "唉,这年头,还是服务业好混哪,中介费,不好赚哪。" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "这家伙,换个角度看这出,感觉就是不一样啊,看老白那怂样。" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "去!我新里感觉毛毛的,像是要出事。" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "呀呀呀,我也是这种感觉,你看这一身鸡皮疙瘩。" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "俗话说,打是疼,骂是爱,我提醒大家注意,下面我再怎么骂,都与爱无关。眼前的这个人,想必大家都有一定认识了吧,对他的感觉,大家不妨说出来听一听。先说的有奖。" } ] }, { "id": "episode_61_chunk_26", "conversations": [ { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "没有看出来,人缘还是不错的嘛,你以为这样就能混过去吗?抬起头拉!你胸前写的什么?给大家念一下!" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "咳,没谱的人……" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "哼哼哼,为啥说你没有谱呢?问你话呢?" }, { "from": "祝无双", "value": "掌柜的,你就不要再折腾师兄了。" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "错,折腾他的不是我,而是他自己,如果他没有犯错,我怎么会这样对他,疼他还来不及呢,落到今天这种地步只能怪他自己。" } ] }, { "id": "episode_61_chunk_27", "conversations": [ { "from": "白展堂", "value": "是是是,都怪我,你一点毛病都没有。" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "你们听听,他这什么态度嘛?" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "我就这态度,怎么了?你看看这两天,啊,你把大家折腾的,一个个面黄肌瘦的,无精打采的,这是人过的日子吗?我知道,你出发点是好的,你想改变周围不良风气,但是你不能胡来呀,咱这是个大工程,你得一步一步来,光有热情行吗?有口能吃成个胖子吗?你说呢?" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "啥话都让你说了,我说啥呀?" }, { "from": "莫小贝", "value": "嫂子!" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "老白说的确实有道理。" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "咱不能再这么折腾下去了。" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "再这么闹下去的话……" }, { "from": "祝无双", "value": "什么时候才是个头啊?" } ] }, { "id": "episode_61_chunk_28", "conversations": [ { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "够了!白展堂,有一手啊,学会收买人心了。" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "切,你现在脑子不清楚呢,我不跟你一般见识。" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "你是不是跟我以后没有办法沟通了?" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "你愿意说啥说啥,反正我跟你没话。" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "既然如此,那就分手了。" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "啊?" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "从今往后,我跟你一刀两断!" } ] }, { "id": "episode_62_chunk_0", "conversations": [ { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "有没有搞错?分手也可以随便说的?长没长脑子阿大姐!……" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "天呐 我都胡说了些什么呀?天呐 天呐 天呐!" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "老白果然是条汉子 听到这种话居然一点反应都没有 佩服 佩服……" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "我被甩了!——我被甩了?——我被甩了 我被甩了?!……" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "真羡慕他们连分手的场面都那么大 我和慧兰啥动静都没有就这么分了……" }, { "from": "莫小贝", "value": "如果他们打起来我帮谁呀?帮嫂子的话白大哥点我、帮白大哥的话我嫂子又不高兴 干脆谁都不帮、看白戏好了……" }, { "from": "祝无双", "value": "说好就好说散就散 如果这就是所谓的爱情嗯——我宁可不要! ……" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "老天爷我求求你把时间倒回去!我愿意付出任何代价……" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "现在怎么办?——怎么办??——怎么办?!怎么办——呐!!!……" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "都这时候了还这么镇定、这么自信、这么胸有成竹 老白呀 你真是我的SuperStar……!" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "个死秀才 那是什么眼神?你爱的人在这儿那呐 看过来 看过来 看过来……" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "惠兰 你在哪儿?“自从在同福客栈见~到你~ 就像那春风吹进心~窝里~”……" }, { "from": "莫小贝", "value": "啧 都寻思什么呐?再不开打我可退票了啊 开打!开打开打呀!……" }, { "from": "祝无双", "value": "哎呀…如果我有这么好的一个男人 我一定会珍惜它、爱护他!把他当个宝一样 每天关在家里不让他出门 只许赔我一个人说话、只许吃我一个人做的饭!" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "对不起啊展堂 我收回刚才的话你听见咧吗?摩西摩西 阿巴CU……" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "跪下说 她应该会心软吧?问题是当着这么多人能咋跪呀!?To 跪、Or Not To 跪、这是个问题……" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "实在不行 我给你跪下总行咧吧……" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "跪!必须得跪……要脸有啥用?幸福才是关键!……" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "那我可真地给你跪下了……" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "湘玉 等着我——这就来了!" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "哎呀!" }, { "from": "莫小贝", "value": "Oh……!终于打起来啦!打起来了!打起来了!" }, { "from": "燕小六", "value": "干吗呐!" }, { "from": "莫小贝", "value": "我嫂子和白大哥……" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "小贝!" }, { "from": "莫小贝", "value": "……呃……我什么都没看见也没听见阿……我玩去了啊!" }, { "from": "燕小六", "value": "行了佟掌柜你!去那边摆造型去!——佟掌柜 这些传单 是不是你让人发的?" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "是我……咋咧?" }, { "from": "燕小六", "value": "这就对了 跟我衙门里走一趟啊!" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "凭啥呀!" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "嗯哼……我……是替大家问的……" }, { "from": "燕小六", "value": "“凭啥”?娄知县看见这传单当时就急了!嘛叫“环保搞不好 小命就难保”?这威胁谁呢?" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "我没有威胁谁呀……" }, { "from": "燕小六", "value": "“小命”都“难保”了还没威胁谁?" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "我是一片好意 小六……" }, { "from": "燕小六", "value": "行了 佟掌柜 嘛也别说了 看在往日的情分上 我不给你戴铐子 你好自为之阿 走!" }, { "from": "燕小六", "value": "唉唉唉……!六儿!六儿……!" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "开口求我 我马上动手!求你了 快点儿求我呀……!" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "都这个时候了 你就眼睁睁地看着 看来你就我的感情 也不过如此!" } ] }, { "id": "episode_62_chunk_1", "conversations": [ { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "气死我了!你有没有搞错啊?人都被带走了你怎么什么都不说阿!" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "我说什么呀?——差不多得了?到此为止?我说话人小六也得能听呐!" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "白展堂 那可是你唯一的女朋友!" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "是前女友!" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "……她那是气话呀!" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "你咋知道那就是气话呢?!" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "我……!我跟秀才以前也分手过呀 现在不是好好的嘛 阿?" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "哎哎 那都是我牺牲尊严换回来的" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "拜托N次 那是我牺牲尊严换来的行不行?" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "拜托N+1次……你什么时候牺牲过尊严阿?" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "哼!要不要我找一个污点证人出来啊?无双……?" }, { "from": "祝无双", "value": "嗯…说正事儿呢 别跑题阿!" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "说正事儿哈……那老白你打算怎么办呢?" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "……我打算……呆着……" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "呆到什么时候嘛!" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "她啥时候回来我就呆到什么时候!" }, { "from": "祝无双", "value": "哎呀师兄 你别说气话你赶紧想想办法……!" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "我想什么办法?我去劫狱去?把她弄出来继续祸害大家?我决心已定:这回一定要给她个教训 挨板子没关系 打瘫了我养她一辈子!" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "老白……" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "注意点儿 秀才在呢——请大家放心:不管她是否真心跟我分手 我对她永远不离不弃……" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "老白你说你这话你咋不早说呢?!" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "我说了!——画外音 你们听不见——观众知道" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "啥啥啥?啥?" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "行了行了 别吃了!吃了八个了……老白 你怎么着也得吃点儿 饿死了咋办" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "你先放那儿吧 我回头再吃……" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "行了 别等了 要回来 早回来了 我跟你说 就她这罪呀 我估摸最少得八十大板 要敢顶嘴还得八十“大人我冤枉!”——还得八十……" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "……把我打死咧 谁给你发工钱?" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "哎呀妈呀掌柜的你可回来了 急死我了 掌柜的 咋样啊?挨了多少啊?阿?" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "七八百下吧……" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "啊——?!" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "你说的那不是挨板子吧?" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "是又咋样?不是又咋样?我挨不挨板子跟你有啥关系?" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "……" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "“再接再厉”?——什么意思啊?" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "我到了衙门 娄知县很生气 问我是不是对他有意见 我说“是……”" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "啊——?" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "“……你身为父母官什么都好 就是环保意识差一点儿 我身为本镇的百姓 要为本镇做点贡献有啥不对?”娄知县听完当场拍桌子大声说……" }, { "from": "燕小六", "value": "“……说得好啊!要是每个百姓都有这种觉悟 国家何愁不富强 二老何愁不安康?当当当当当当当”……反正就这意思!具体的我给忘了" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "说完 就上赏我这幅字 还有这块儿牌子" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "“环保急先锋”?" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "瞧瞧这个做工 虽然是糙了一点 但是它不同于一般的牌子 有了它 我就可以随便罚款!" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "罚款?!" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "虽然说最高限额只有一两银子 但是主动权在我手里:随地吐痰 罚款三文——不给?衙门请……" }, { "from": "燕小六", "value": "逮他!" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "……乱扔纸屑罚款十文——不给?八十大板!……" }, { "from": "燕小六", "value": "打他!" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "……我作不了主 但是娄知县可以 谁敢不服?谁敢?谁敢?跟他老人家说去?" }, { "from": "燕小六", "value": "先跟我!" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "跟你说不行 呵呵呵…… 小郭、无双……走!" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "上哪儿啊?" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "回屋合计合计去 爱情虽然没有了 但是咱有事业阿!——不像某些人 呵呵呵呵……" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "不对呀 这没挨板子 她咋瘸成这样呢?" }, { "from": "燕小六", "value": "哪儿啊 回来的时候 光看牌子没看路 啪嚓!咕唧!稀里哗啦……!" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "行了!赶紧收起来!" } ] }, { "id": "episode_62_chunk_6", "conversations": [ { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "哈哈哈哈……看见他刚才的表情了吗?" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "大姐!你适可而止好不好?老白可没有秀才那份耐心啊!回头你把他逼急了 拍拍屁股走人 我看你哭都来不及!" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "去!" }, { "from": "祝无双", "value": "你不要这样子 师兄对你可是真心的" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "去去去!" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "唉!你刚被带走那会儿 老白说……" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "说啥呀?" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "……不告诉你!让你切!切切切!" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "小郭 小郭郭……" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "你才小蝈蝈 你还小蛐蛐小蚂蚱呢!" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "哎呀我错咧 他都说啥了嘛" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "坐下!……老白说……哪怕你被打瘫了 他都养你一辈子!" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "嗤……" }, { "from": "祝无双", "value": "他真地是这么说的 他还说不管你是不是真的跟他分手 他对你都不离不弃的" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "真的假的呀?……他要是真这么想 当时为啥不救我?" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "那是为了让你长点记性 不能再这么胡闹下去了!" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "是他在闹好不好?……——就算是我 那我也是个女孩子嘛 发点小脾气也是应该的嘛!" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "哎呀——!" }, { "from": "祝无双", "value": "那你也不能说分手就分说啊!" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "人小郭就这样!秀才每次都哄着她呢!" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "哼哼哼哼 那秀才给你你要不要啊?知足吧你!赶紧去给老白道个歉 这事儿就算过去了……" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "我不去!我已经给他道过歉了……" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "啊?" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "观众知道……" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "不好不好 老白要走……" } ] }, { "id": "episode_62_chunk_7", "conversations": [ { "from": "白展堂", "value": "大嘴你放手 我必须得走 你让开 放手!放手!……" }, { "from": "莫小贝", "value": "白大哥你别走!" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "你要上哪儿去呀!" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "我上哪儿跟你有啥关系?" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "怎么没有关系 就算咱们分手了 我还是你的掌柜的吧" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "我辞职了总可以了吧?" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "白展堂!" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "佟湘玉!" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "哇塞哇塞有没有搞错啊又僵住了!等什么呐?拜托赶紧道歉啊!都这个时候了面子还能包饺子吃?" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "展堂……你要是走了我可咋办呀?可我现在要是服软的话 这辈子就抬不起头了!这可咋办?……天呐!" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "千万别放我走啊!千万千万 我求求你了……" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "老白我今天才明白啥才叫男子汉 对你的崇拜又加深了一百多层!" }, { "from": "祝无双", "value": "哎呀松狮太爱流口水 擦都来不及 大白熊倒是挺干净 就是吃得太多……吉娃娃吃得少 不行不行!太凶了 金毛和拉不拉多挺漂亮 可惜又没个性!……我为啥……不养" }, { "from": "莫小贝", "value": "开打开打开打开打呀!" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "送你送到~小镇外~ 有句话儿要交代~ 虽然已经是把花开~ 啷咯哩咯哩咯楞 啷咯哩咯楞~……" }, { "from": "燕小六", "value": "怎么回事儿?怎么还有人唱上了?他们为嘛不说话?难道 被人点了穴?可我没看见谁出手啊?难不成是高手?嗯……" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "我俩的事儿跟你有啥关系!" }, { "from": "祝无双", "value": "行行行了! 我出去跟你说!" }, { "from": "燕小六", "value": "烟袋锅!烟袋锅!没法思考了!烟袋锅!" }, { "from": "祝无双", "value": "走走走走……!" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "展堂 你留下吧" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "既然留我 就说明还是舍不得 那就别怪兄弟反客为主了!我凭啥留下?给个理由先!" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "从今往后 月钱照发 你爱干啥干啥 我不管你了 这总行了吧?" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "好像谁图你那俩钱儿似的……" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "老白你也适可而止吧!" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "好!不管我干啥你都不管?" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "只要你不犯法……" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "就这么定了!睡觉!" } ] }, { "id": "episode_62_chunk_8", "conversations": [ { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "客官您里边请~!客观您里边请~~!里边宽~~~敞!哎哎!唉!干什吗?去哪里呀 喂喂喂…… 搞什么稿?嗤!……" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "啥时候了还不起呀?" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "对不起 我这头晕还得补个回笼觉" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "能不能请您移驾到楼上去睡呀?" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "不行!我一上楼容易头晕眼花还想吐……" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "那就抬到院子里去吧" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "那更不能去了!阳光中含有大量的紫外线 在户外长期暴晒容易导致皮肤癌……" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "好!我信守诺言 你想睡到那儿睡到哪儿 想睡多久睡多久 我说不管就不管 小郭走!" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "上哪里去吗?" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "上街罚款!" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "哎?好好好!" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "老白 老白 你这样做会不会太过分了?" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "我跟你说阿 要~的就是过分" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "啊?" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "等到她忍无可忍 准备骂我的时候——我一把、将其搂入怀中 一痛暴风骤雨般的狂吻:啧啧啧……" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "呀呀呀 你不怕艾耳刮子?噢对了 掌柜的不是芙妹——芙妹那耳刮子你是没尝过 啧啧啧……" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "所以说呀 你太嫩了" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "嗯?" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "知道咱昨天为啥要走么?" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "为什么?" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "这叫声东击西 表面上是要走 其实是想让她留咱" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "那她要是不留呢" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "所以说 你太不了解女人了" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "你等会儿……" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "你要记啥呀?" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "接着说" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "今儿这招儿 叫欲擒故纵:先惹急了 然后往怀里一揽、一吻 完事儿一哄——事半功倍!" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "接着说接着说" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "还有 偷梁换柱:举个例子阿 就是说 你忘洗衣裳了 她骂你 先听着 别还嘴 等着她说“瞧这破衣裳”立马跟她翻脸、立马跟她翻脸阿 “怎么着!嫌我穷了?不行我走" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "接着说接着说" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "还有 金蝉脱壳:等到你们的矛盾啊 激化到不可调和的程度了 这时候你就往地上一躺 随便装哪儿疼啊装个病儿啥的——这招儿主要是利用了对方的同情心" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "接着说" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "还有 隔岸观火和浑水摸鱼 这两招儿连着用 攻无不克 !" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "举个例子!" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "举例:比如说 你和小郭正在争吵 她全力地攻击你 你得想办法让湘玉来攻击她 唉 你别说话 站在一边看 ——这叫隔岸观火……" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "啊……!" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "等到湘玉把她收拾得差不多了 她的心灵脆弱到最无助的时候 一举拿下——浑水摸鱼!" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "漂亮!" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "行了行了 别说了 你回去好好消化消化 说多了你记不住!嗯……记住一点啊:实战、永远比理论更重要……" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "呃… practice‘s more important than theory …出个英文版!" } ] }, { "id": "episode_62_chunk_25", "conversations": [ { "from": "小米", "value": "唉 这不是佟掌柜么 唉 昨天去衙门挨了几下板?打的脸还是屁股呀?" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "脚 你的脚……" }, { "from": "小米", "value": "我又没进你的门!" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "伸出来看看——洗个脚会死呀!脏成这个样子难道你就不觉得羞耻吗?" }, { "from": "小米", "value": "哎哟哟哟 佟掌柜 没事吧你?" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "哼!我以本镇环保急先锋的名义通知你由于你不注意个人卫生 罚款三文" }, { "from": "小米", "value": "哟哟哟哟 你说三文就三文?你算老几呀你?" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "哎哎哎 交钱吧 那牌子是真的 娄知县亲手发的哟" }, { "from": "小米", "value": "可我哪有钱给他呀?" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "发挥一下你的职业特长嘛!再不交钱跟我回衙门" }, { "from": "小米", "value": "好好好 佟湘玉!你等着阿 你欺负我不要紧 你敢欺负俺丐帮 那就是死路一条 哼!" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "哼!……唉 气消了吧?" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "消咧……百分之零点零一!走!再到西街转一趟……" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "有没有搞错?" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "咱要一家一家地访!" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "累死我了……" } ] }, { "id": "episode_62_chunk_26", "conversations": [ { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "今天的流水不到二十文 再这么斗下去 这个店要关门的!" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "放心兄弟 今儿晚上我就收网 我缠绵死她!" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "真的?" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "哎 来了来了 就说我一直睡着呢阿 压根儿没起" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "来了来了 辛苦辛苦 给你倒水" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "秀才 接着" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "什么呀 这是 怎么那么沉啊?——哪来这么多钱?" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "罚款罚的呗!不用数了一共是七百六十文" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "呵 嘿嘿 咱们不用做生意了啊" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "胡说啥呢 这些钱都是衙门的 明天一早还要交上去" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "唉 站在天堂让看地狱 人生就像情景剧 站在地域看天堂 为谁辛苦为谁忙?" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "为了百姓再苦也甜 不像某位仁兄从早睡倒晚空虚到了极点" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "唉?你说的这位仁兄可是在下呀?" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "你觉得呢?" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "如果是 我现在就走 省得给您心里添堵 我走!" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "白展堂!你到底要闹到啥时候去呀!" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "天啊!又来了!我都走了一天了 能不能让我歇会儿么!" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "是声东击西?还是偷梁换柱?还是合二为一?啧啧啧 老白呀老白 什么时候我能练到你这种境界呀!" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "就是现在!湘玉 等着我的狂吻吧!" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "我以本镇环保先锋的名义通知你 由于你随地吐痰罚银三钱!" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "不是三文钱么?" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "我说多少钱就是多少钱!交钱吧 现在就交" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "以为我没钱是吧?一千两银票找钱!" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "哇!不会吧?你怎么还有钱啊?上次买人参你不是已经花了一千两了吗?" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "一千两?那个人参你花了一千两?!" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "千年人参 一年一两还没算零头呐 防伪标记" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "这钱是哪儿来的?是不是偷的?" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "是又怎么样?不是又怎么样?我的钱跟你有什么关系?嘿!你这人真逗!" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "白展堂!你今天要不给我把话说清楚 就不要想睡觉!" } ] }, { "id": "episode_62_chunk_27", "conversations": [ { "from": "白展堂", "value": "松开!不睡就不睡 反正也是躺了一天了也该下床行锻炼锻炼了啊一二三四 二二得四 二三得六 三三得……" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "唉 老白没事儿吧?" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "老白你……" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "哼!不说没有关系 小郭 去把小六找来!" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "找小六干什么?" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "抓小偷!一千两银子判个死缓还绰绰有余——还不快去……!" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "佟湘玉你真的假的?" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "知道怕了吧?那我再问你一遍 那银子是从哪儿弄来的?" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "我再跟你说一遍 那银子我答应不说的 反正不是我偷的!" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "你觉我会相信吗?小郭……" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "哎呀呀呀呀 脚扭掉了啦!" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "你别胡说八道阿 我抓的你胳膊!" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "胳膊也扭了 还有腰、还有以及全身各个主要关节全身上下又酸又疼反正一步也走不了啦!" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "芙妹 没事儿吧?没事儿吧?" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "你不肯去 那我自己去!咋?阁下还想杀我灭口不成么?" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "佟湘玉你怎么这样呢 啊?这几天咱俩再怎么吵再怎么闹 我心里一点都不难受 因为我知道你吃了人参情绪不稳定 你总会有稳定的那一天 所以我一直都忍" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "哎哟~ 那我还得谢谢你哦" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "……你听我把话说完行么?这么多年来 咱俩经历了那么多 风雨之后我认为你能了解我 咱们俩能达到默契 可是我错了 我答应过你我不走回头路 我就永" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "老白 老白你去哪儿啊?……掌柜的 你别哭啊掌柜的" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "好一招偷梁换柱真是立竿见影阿!" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "你嘀咕什么呢?" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "没什么 没什么……" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "没什么?排……!)山……!“欲擒故纵:先惹急再往怀里一搂……”这都什么乱七八糟的?!" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "跟我没关系 都是老白、老白想的……" } ] }, { "id": "episode_62_chunk_28", "conversations": [ { "from": "白展堂", "value": "同福客栈 大家伙儿保重……好强的杀气!" }, { "from": "小米", "value": "您老等会儿 先听我说完行不行" }, { "from": "恭长张", "value": "啥也别说了 啥也别说了 待本长老冲将进去 给他们每个人来他一掌看他谁敢跑 再朝他背后再来一掌" }, { "from": "小米", "value": "别别别 你别你别……我找您来 就是想起请您帮我吓唬吓唬他们 哎呀我不是让您真动手" }, { "from": "恭长张", "value": "那好 不动手那我动脚!" }, { "from": "小米", "value": "那还不如动手呢" }, { "from": "恭长张", "value": "动手更好啊 正要他们见识见识 啊 什么叫原汁原味的降龙十八掌!" }, { "from": "小米", "value": "别别别 我求求您了 他们是……要不这样 您先回去 这事儿就算了 回头我自己摆平吧" }, { "from": "恭长张", "value": "住口!……别藏了 出来吧!" }, { "from": "小米", "value": "我没有藏阿?我就在这儿!" }, { "from": "恭长张", "value": "没说你!……" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "……说我呢!" }, { "from": "小米", "value": "老白……?" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "在下白展堂 还未请教……?" }, { "from": "恭长张", "value": "恭长张!" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "见过张前辈!" }, { "from": "恭长张", "value": "我姓恭、名长张!" }, { "from": "小米", "value": "恭长老乃俺丐帮恭喜发财四大长老之一!……" }, { "from": "恭长张", "value": "……不是之一是首席!" }, { "from": "小米", "value": "首席!首席!" }, { "from": "恭长张", "value": "你是干什么的?" }, { "from": "小米", "value": "他就同福客栈一跑堂的!" }, { "from": "恭长张", "value": "好啊?动手~吧?" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "别别别 前辈 我就是一跑堂的哪儿打得过您呢!您是前辈 大人有大量" }, { "from": "恭长张", "value": "你——倒是打还是不打!要打我舍命陪着!不打 进屋换一个去打!你呀 任意挑一个!" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "站住!" } ] }, { "id": "episode_62_chunk_31", "conversations": [ { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "“偷梁换柱”?啥意思嘛?" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "刚才那出 明明是你在指责他吧?中途就被他偷换了概念 反过来他指责你 这招儿就叫偷梁换柱!" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "还有金蝉脱壳!等矛盾激化到不可调和的时候 往地上一躺 装个病啊疼啊什么的" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "哼 这招主要是利用我们的同情心!是吧侯哥" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "对!除了无耻 我想不出别的形容词儿了!" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "你才无耻呢 展堂不是那种人" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "哼 他不是那种人?那么请问 这又是什么?" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "秀才 做人要诚实 不要啥事情都往别人身上推" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "唉!这真的是老白说的呀!芙妹你是相信我的哦!" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "我是相信你的 但你也别想往外摘!就算不是你想出来的 试图散播也是大罪!噗嘘噗嘘!等这事儿玩了以后 看我怎" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "行咧 你们不要再说咧 我是不会相信的 我已经错怪展堂一次了 不会再有第二次 展堂……!" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "打住!深呼吸 眨眼睛 用力眨 用手揉一下下……唉……眼泪倒回去了吧?" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "回去了" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "倒回去了 从眼睛一直流到心里面去了……" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "啊?" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "掌柜的 哭管什么用?你还是先想想办法把老白劝回来" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "展堂 我错了 你要是听得见 就快回来吧!不要劝了 我哭一会儿" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "别嚎了 楼下好像打起来了 不信你听……" } ] }, { "id": "episode_62_chunk_32", "conversations": [ { "from": "小米", "value": "恭长老 你的胳膊……白展堂!我跟你……" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "他胳膊没事儿 就是被我点主了 回去休息一晚就没事儿了" }, { "from": "恭长张", "value": "看来我真是老啦!" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "恭长老 话不能这么说 俗话说得好 拳怕少壮嘛 中了我的葵花点穴手还能继续活动的 您 是第一个" }, { "from": "恭长张", "value": "少来你这个虚招子 阿对了 我再问一遍 你叫啥来着?" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "白、展、堂" }, { "from": "恭长张", "value": "我只听说过白斩鸡 没听说过白展堂 ……" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "哼 谁让您是丐帮的人呢" }, { "from": "恭长张", "value": "看来长江后浪推前浪 我真的该到退休的年龄了别跟着我 我能走……还跟着我!" }, { "from": "小米", "value": "恭长老 您慢走阿……" }, { "from": "小米", "value": "你没事儿吧?" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "好一招……亢龙有悔……!" }, { "from": "小米", "value": "老白!老白!……快来人呐!快来人!" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "展堂!" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "哼!还是舍不得我吧?放开我 让我一个人、静悄悄的离开这、无情无义的人世间……!" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "“金蝉脱壳”!" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "再胡说我翻脸!" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "小米你说!刚才发生什么事儿!" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "小米!说!" }, { "from": "小米", "value": "呃……我刚才正睡者呢 突然被吵醒 呃……就看见老白一个人自言自语又打又闹……" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "小米!?" }, { "from": "小米", "value": "呃……我正想扶他呢 他就躺地上 我还以为他发羊癫疯呢" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "你这人怎么这样?睁着眼睛说瞎话 你就不怕天打雷劈?!" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "天打雷劈的恐怕是善于做秀的阁下吧!" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "老白 玩儿砸了吧?哈哈哈 爱情三十六计呀 留着哄小孩儿去吧你!" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "吕秀才……!" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "跟我没关系 小郭那人你也知道 严刑逼供……唉!疼疼疼!干嘛?疼……!" }, { "from": "小米", "value": "老白!" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "给我滚一边去!我问你 你刚才为什么说谎?" }, { "from": "小米", "value": "老白 那恭长老是我找来的 把你打成这样 哎呀 那佟掌柜还不得找我算帐?我不招他都呆不下去了 我要招他我咋混呢?……人在江湖身不由己你多担待!来 来我这儿" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "你那儿我不去" }, { "from": "小米", "value": "都成叫花子了还嫌饭馊 你来吧!老白 你吃点啥不吃?" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "拿走!这味儿太大了……" } ] }, { "id": "episode_62_chunk_33", "conversations": [ { "from": "白展堂", "value": "吸天地之灵气 取日月之精华……" }, { "from": "小米", "value": "老白 恢复过来没有?" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "死是死不了 功力打个六点儿五折吧" }, { "from": "小米", "value": "啊?不会一直都这样吧?" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "你倒想!……只要营养够了就能练回来" }, { "from": "小米", "value": "营养?啥意思?" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "你说啥意思?我饿了给我弄点吃的去!" }, { "from": "小米", "value": "哎呀 吃的 我这儿有阿 给 馒头吃吧" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "哎呀§○※&@△……!你咬过的我不要!" }, { "from": "小米", "value": "那我给你掰……手摸过的也不中?不脏 你看我这手 你看……" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "你自己看看 能搓下二斤泥来还不脏呢?" }, { "from": "小米", "value": "嘿嘿 是该洗洗了……唉 你等会儿阿 我去给你要" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "你上哪儿要去呀?" }, { "from": "小米", "value": "这儿" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "嗯……别说我要啊!" }, { "from": "小米", "value": "我有数儿啊……哎呀 还是算了吧" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "你要去呀!" }, { "from": "小米", "value": "哎呀有人专门儿给你送吃的来了" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "嗯……哟!这不是佟大掌柜的么!早啊?" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "才起呀?还没有吃呢吧?" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "不饿……饿了也能忍 俗话说得好 贫者不受嗟来之食!" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "呃哟~~又不是给你的!你瞎起什么劲儿啊?" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "不许胡说 人家怎么说 也是闯荡过江湖的老前辈咧 这点儿骨气还是值得钦佩的" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "哼!哼!哼哈哈哈哈……" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "小米 你要是不嫌弃的话 这些吃的都归你了?" }, { "from": "小米", "value": "这合适么?" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "这有啥不合适的呢?现在就吃 我看着你吃啊 不吃我就拿走了" }, { "from": "小米", "value": "吃吃吃 " }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "看我干啥呀?让你吃你就吃!" }, { "from": "小米", "value": "那我吃了……" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "慢点儿吃 别噎死了 噎死了没人给你送终!" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "噎着也没有关系 小郭 去把那个银耳莲子羹热一下儿 给小米端过来" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "好的呀~" }, { "from": "小米", "value": "老白 你也吃点儿……老白 刚才我光吃这边儿 这边一点儿都没动" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "这还差不多 这口别吃了!" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "Hi~!" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "哟~~~小郭 这不是咱给小米的饭吗?怎么到了老白的手上了?" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "这是为什那么呢?" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "嗯……那那那什么 小米让我帮他尝尝有没有毒" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "尝过了没有?里面有没有毒呀?" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "呃……没毒 你吃吧" }, { "from": "小米", "value": "我已经吃……" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "吃~啊!二位还有事儿吗?没事儿闪开点 别挡着兄弟晒太阳 " }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "对不起啊 俺们这就走阿不好意思 钱虽然不多 拿着买两个烧饼去吧阿" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "拿回去!" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "哎哟~~~这是又不是给你的 你跟着瞎凑什么热闹?小米 拿着!" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "这还有一千两银票 哎哟~~~我替你先留着 等有了零钱再找给你啊" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "不用找了 拿去花去吧" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "这怎么能行吗?我凭啥花你的钱 咱俩啥关系呀?" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "置办点好嫁妆 省得回头谁娶了你心里亏得慌 呵!" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "姓白的……" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "“欲擒故纵”啊……!" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "候候 随便说 嫁不嫁无所谓" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "我也无所谓呀!一千两银票买了个自由之身 喝!值了 你说呢?" }, { "from": "小米", "value": "——值!——不值!值!不值!值!不值!……哎呀——!别打 我是个小乞丐我哪懂这个?别问我中不中?" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "哼 果然如此 好 我让你们瞧瞧 什么才叫以其人之道还治其人之身!走!" } ] }, { "id": "episode_62_chunk_35", "conversations": [ { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "哎哎哎 老白老白老白 那个你没事儿啊哈" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "没事儿 扶我进屋" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "老白我跟你说阿 对不住 今儿不能让你进来了" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "为啥呀?" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "我就进了怎么了!大嘴你要砍我?!" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "这事儿真不能怪大嘴 我们都发过毒誓了" }, { "from": "莫小贝", "value": "白大哥白大哥 只要你脚沾一下地我们全家就死光光" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "你们全家早就死光了!" }, { "from": "莫小贝", "value": "啧 不是还有我嫂子呢么" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "都给我少废话 今天谁不让我进屋我就点谁!" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "那就只能报官了——祝捕快!" }, { "from": "祝无双", "value": "放着我来!" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "无双!你也不让师兄进来?" }, { "from": "祝无双", "value": "我是捕快 捕快的职责就是保护商户、保护百姓!" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "好一个保护百姓啊 好!不进就不进 我无所谓 但是我终于明白了你们都是一群白眼儿狼!什么才叫患难见真情啊?我今天在知道患难见真情的含义!(气力不支" }, { "from": "祝无双", "value": "我们这招会不会太过分 把师兄惹急了?" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "就是要把他惹急了 这招欲擒故纵本来就是他发明的!" }, { "from": "莫小贝", "value": "对 这叫以其人之道还治其人之身!" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "哼 果然如此 好 我让你们瞧瞧 什么才叫以其人之道还治其人之身!走!" } ] }, { "id": "episode_62_chunk_36", "conversations": [ { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "呀呀呀!今儿罚了多少啊?" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "二十多两" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "啊?这么多啊?" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "跟我没关系阿都是她罚的" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "不是这二十多两那她得罚多少家阿?" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "二十多家 每家一两都是最高限额 看他们以后还敢不敢乱搭乱建" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "拜托你呀大姐!人家只是把被子拿出来晒了一下下而已" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "后院不能晒呀?都跑到街上晒 你也晒我也晒街上怎么走人呀?" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "那也不至于罚人家一两……" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "一两?!这要是把全镇的人都得罪光了 我们以后怎么做生意阿?" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "本来也不打算做了……去吧去吧 该干啥干啥 不要在我面前晃悠咧" }, { "from": "众街坊", "value": "严正抗议!滥用职权!严正抗议!滥用职权!" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "白展堂!你什么意思?" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "这话应该我问你呀?他们犯啥错了你罚那么多钱?" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "这是我的职责 有牌子为证" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "你有牌子我们有嗓子 哥儿几个给我喊!“严正抗议!滥用职权!……”" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "够了!如果你们再喊的话 每人罚银一两!" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "给我站住!……她罚多少钱 兄弟一个人掏了!哥儿几个给我喊 “严正抗议、滥用职权!”" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "还让不让人做生意了?" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "——行 让她做生意!走 咱上别处喊去 哪儿热闹上那儿喊 “严正抗议!滥用职权!严正抗议!滥用职权!……”" }, { "from": "大伙儿", "value": "掌柜的……" } ] }, { "id": "episode_62_chunk_37", "conversations": [ { "from": "燕小六", "value": "拿着行了 你也别灰心 娄知县说了 这事儿也不能全怨你 你毕竟还是个女流之辈 又没嘛经验 但是你一定要从此次事件当中吸取教训!" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "燕捕头说得好啊!这叫不是不报是时辰未到阿……" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "白展堂!!!" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "佟湘玉!!!" }, { "from": "燕小六", "value": "有杀气!" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "展堂……" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "别!跟你不熟 你以后请叫我白先生!" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "白先生 这张银票你还是拿回去吧" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "知道错了?" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "早就知道了 咱们俩分手吧" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "这人儿真逗阿 咱俩不早分手了吗 ?" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "以前说的是气话 这次是真的 前面那招叫隔岸观火吧?现在火也观得差不多了 下面就该浑水摸鱼了吧?……说实话 我真没有想到你会这样 对自己心爱的人 竟然会使出这种下三滥的招数……" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "我没有啊……就象你没使过似的!" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "我使 是为了确认你到底是不是在使 昨天晚上你还说我不够了解你 现在我想我、已经足够了解你了" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "湘玉……" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "听我把话说完 以后这个店你想来就来 我不会赶你 但是请恕我不能再包你吃住了 希望以后咱们俩还是朋友 至少 给彼此留点尊严和体面……" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "这……这叫啥招啊?呵呵……" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "如果我没有猜错的话 这就是传说的……一刀、两断……!" } ] }, { "id": "episode_63_chunk_0", "conversations": [ { "from": "白展堂", "value": "这……这叫啥招啊?呵呵……" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "如果我没有猜错的话 这就是传说的……一刀、两断……!" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "大家保重……后会有期……" }, { "from": "莫小贝", "value": "白大哥!你别走!你走了谁给我讲故事啊 白大哥……!" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "小贝 白大哥心里烦 出去散散心 等白大哥心情平静了就回来 给你带糖葫啊!三层糖衣外带夹心儿……" }, { "from": "莫小贝", "value": "我不要……!" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "小贝尼让他走!……出了事儿就逃 真不愧是传说中的盗圣哈?!" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "郭芙蓉 你以前跟秀才再怎么吵我说过一句风凉话儿没有!?" }, { "from": "祝无双", "value": "——小郭说得对!……本来就是这样的人嘛!" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "无双秀才把你抛弃的时候 哥说过啥没?" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "说正事儿 别跑题……" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "……事已至此 我还有啥说的?分都分了 各安天命吧!" }, { "from": "祝无双", "value": "我不觉得这是天命!你和掌柜的经历了这么多风风雨雨面对生死都没有含糊过!——就为了这么点小事就分手 说实话 我觉得蹊跷!" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "就是嘛!感觉就像为了分手而分手了一样……" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "难不成是掌柜的有啥猫儿腻?哎是不是绿帽子啥的?" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "去!!!" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "跟我没关系她俩说的……!" }, { "from": "祝无双", "value": "师兄……你真地要走 我们也拦不住 但是我希望你在走之前要弄清楚为了什么!——否则你就莫名其妙地走了 你会后悔一辈子的……" }, { "from": "燕小六", "value": "想想老白!仔细想想" } ] }, { "id": "episode_63_chunk_1", "conversations": [ { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "哈哈~你果然在这儿" }, { "from": "祝无双", "value": "我想一个人呆着" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "哎呀没关系你就把我们俩当野猫好了呀 喵……" }, { "from": "祝无双", "value": "我没有心情跟你俩开玩笑 我求求你们让我一个人静一静 好不好" }, { "from": "祝无双", "value": "不好!除非你跟我们说明白 为什么要跟我师兄分手!" }, { "from": "祝无双", "value": "如果你的男朋友跟你耍心眼儿 还想出各种计策对付你你会咋办?" }, { "from": "祝无双", "value": "如果是一般男朋友 那就分手好了——可这个 是一起经历过生死的……" }, { "from": "祝无双", "value": "那又怎么样 他的人品有问题 以后还怎么活日子么……" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "他人品有问题?!那某些人呢?躺在床上装植物人 打死也不肯睁眼……!" }, { "from": "祝无双", "value": "——你们俩看过彩虹没有?我小的时候爱看 现在不爱看了 绚烂过后就是一片空白 心里头只剩下失望……" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "什什什么意思啊?……你你你到底想说什嘛?" }, { "from": "祝无双", "value": "我和他 天地也拜过了 洞房也进过了 双方的家长也都算认可咧 对于一般人来讲 也该开始新的生活了吧?……可我们呢?——你跟秀才还时不时地亲热一下我跟展堂呢 连拉个手都得酝酿半天……再这么耗下去……我也是个女人呀……!" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "说了半天你就是想嫁人了呗!" }, { "from": "祝无双", "value": "——那你不早说!跟我师兄说一声不就得了?" }, { "from": "祝无双", "value": "不要去!——你一说 他一定会同意 为了我他啥都肯做甚至会付出生命这点儿自信我还是有的" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "那不就得了么!" }, { "from": "祝无双", "value": "可我就是不明白 我憧憬的那种生活是不是他想要的……" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "那要不……你……直接问问他?" }, { "from": "祝无双", "value": "我要问他他一定会说“是” 可心里面呢?男人跟女人不一样 平淡而温馨 对我来说就是一切 对展堂呢 一文不值……" }, { "from": "祝无双", "value": "没有啊 我看他挺习惯的——否则 早就发牢骚啦" }, { "from": "祝无双", "value": "等到他发牢骚就来不及咧 这么久以来 我只有在假装昏睡的时候才能听到他几句甜言蜜语 但是我不能总是假装昏睡吧?秀才再面 该说的该做的一点儿都不含糊 展堂呢……?" } ] }, { "id": "episode_63_chunk_2", "conversations": [ { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "老白 别担心了 有我在没问题的阿" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "什么没问题?" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "你跟掌柜的肯定有下文阿 相信我 我是过来人" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "你过的是阳关道 我过的是独木桥……" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "哼哼那我还是高空走钢丝呢!哼……" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "噼嘘!噼嘘!……你为啥过的是独木桥呢?" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "你看啊 小郭脾气再犟 可是她心里喜欢你" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "看你这话说的 掌柜的不喜欢你呀?" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "喜欢 但不是那种喜欢……" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "那~是哪种喜欢啊?" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "我问你 你第一次见到慧兰是什么感觉?——" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "——没别人儿就她了!" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "我说的就这意思……我对湘玉也是这样 可她对我不是……" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "看你这话说的就举个例子么 我跟芙妹也是日久生情的 以前她很烦我的 恨不能把我一掌拍死!后来呢?还不老老实实的?……这老不老实的再说 反正就那意思……" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "最近我一直在想 如果当初不是我 是别人 在湘玉最需要帮助的时候搭了一把手 那么我再出现的时候 她还会喜欢我吗?" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "肯定不会呀!咋的了?我…我又说错话了?" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "你没说错话 湘玉对我是感激大于喜欢 还有依赖 这一点可能她自己都不知道 所以我一直很矛盾 我不敢说也不敢动一直耗到现在" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "失策!绝对的失策啊!就凭你俩那关系你只要出手立马拿下!" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "拿下不代表幸福 我最怕的就是她后悔 如果有一天 结了婚 有了孩子 她再见到她的真命天子她心里会犯嘀咕 到那时候我怎么办?我怎么办?我是捆着她还是绑着她还是一手指头戳死她?!吓唬谁呢别干打雷不下雨有种就劈死我!!!……" } ] }, { "id": "episode_63_chunk_3", "conversations": [ { "from": "白展堂", "value": "你说什么?" }, { "from": "祝无双", "value": "我……你早点儿休息啊 晚安" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "湘玉……" }, { "from": "祝无双", "value": "呃?" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "天冷了 多加套被子……" }, { "from": "祝无双", "value": "你也是……" } ] }, { "id": "episode_63_chunk_13", "conversations": [ { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "吃 呵……" }, { "from": "祝无双", "value": "大嘴晚饭我来做啊" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "为啥呀?" }, { "from": "祝无双", "value": "某些人不是胃口不好嘛 做点开胃菜 反正……能吃多少就算多少!" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "那…那…那你做饭我嘎哈呀?" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "你呀 赶紧去准备点儿消肿的药膏 抹眼睛的那种 阿" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "唉 谁眼睛中了?" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "呆会儿你就知道了 腥风血雨已经缓缓地拉开了序幕 大家各自珍重吧" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "掌柜的不会太凶残吧?" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "不会 她只是提前进入更年期而已……" }, { "from": "祝无双", "value": "说谁呢啊?谁进入更年期了啊~?" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "掌柜的 你……挺好的吧?" }, { "from": "祝无双", "value": "好呀 有啥不好的?咋了这是 出啥事儿咧?" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "我跟你讲老白他不是不愿意跟你打招呼 他就是……" }, { "from": "祝无双", "value": "谁是老白?哪个姓白的呀?我好像从来不认识姓白的" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "呵呵 那不认识最好啦 那 回头你要难受千万不要找我们哭诉阿" }, { "from": "祝无双", "value": "呵呵 哭诉 我为啥要哭?" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "知道为啥人家能当掌柜的了吧 啊?知道你们差距在哪儿吗?跟你们似的?有点儿屁大的事儿就连哭带闹还不吃东西!" }, { "from": "祝无双", "value": "少废话 回屋干你的活儿去" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "唉 今儿晚饭无双做" }, { "from": "祝无双", "value": "为啥呀" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "她说怕某些人胃口不好 哼哼" }, { "from": "祝无双", "value": "谁的胃口不好呀?不会是——说本掌柜的吧?" }, { "from": "祝无双", "value": "不是不是" }, { "from": "祝无双", "value": "是也没有关系 回来——不要忘咧阿 我可是点苍山七绝宫的第九代宫主 某些人某些事情 只要我不想记起 我就可以随时忘掉 否则 白学移魂大法了 哼哼……愣着干啥呀?等着看我掉眼泪呀?" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "不是掌柜的 经过这事儿我对您就俩字儿 服了!呵……" }, { "from": "祝无双", "value": "我对你也两个字儿 少来 赶紧回屋做你的饭去 对了晚上给咱弄个红烧蹄膀 再来只烤羊腿 越肥越好 多放点辣子阿 呃……再来个剁椒鱼头……反正你自己看着弄吧啊 呃……最好油一点儿 我给大家补补身子阿" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "行 掌柜的您就瞧好儿吧啊!" }, { "from": "祝无双", "value": "不要倒咧 我不喝 你收拾一下陪我去趟十八里铺 唉 无双也一起去吧?" }, { "from": "祝无双", "value": "去十八里铺干嘛呀?" }, { "from": "祝无双", "value": "听说那里新开了一家绸缎庄咱去逛一下嘛 哎呀 好久都没有置办新衣裳咧……" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "哇~塞 用购物来缓解你内心的伤痛阿高!" }, { "from": "祝无双", "value": "随便你怎么说 反正我现在是想明白咧女人呀就是应该对自己好一点" }, { "from": "祝无双", "value": "买买东西 就是对自己好啊?" }, { "from": "祝无双", "value": "所以说你还年轻嘛 任何人都会背叛你 只有首饰和衣裳不会快走走走" }, { "from": "祝无双", "value": "嗤~!明明是自己死活闹着要分手 到头来说别人背叛……" }, { "from": "祝无双", "value": "嘀咕啥呢?" }, { "from": "祝无双", "value": "没什么呀 呃……你要逛街你自己去阿 我还要巡街呢 恕不奉陪" }, { "from": "祝无双", "value": "爱去不去唉!等咱逛完街去看看老邢吧!好久都不见他咧 怪想的……" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "哎呀~ 好肉麻阿 你真的假的啊?" }, { "from": "祝无双", "value": "什么真的假的?你去不啊?不去我自己去了啊……" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "去去去 我换个衣服" }, { "from": "祝无双", "value": "不用咧!现买现穿这才叫舍命Shopping!走走走" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "哎呀老白的担心真是有道理的 人才刚走就开始找下家了" }, { "from": "客人", "value": "来倒水!" } ] }, { "id": "episode_63_chunk_15", "conversations": [ { "from": "莫小贝", "value": "气死了我……" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "你干嘛呢?停停停……你扎马步呢啊?力从地起 劲儿在腿上 不在牙上" }, { "from": "莫小贝", "value": "就在牙上!就在牙上!" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "就在牙上 就在牙上……真是的……洗脚阿……你嫂子要招新跑堂啦 明天一早 就把招聘启事贴出去哎?上哪儿去?" }, { "from": "莫小贝", "value": "找我嫂子评理去" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "评理——?我问你 老白走了 谁来跑堂?没有跑堂咱们怎么做生意呢?没有生意 咱们哪来的钱呢?没有钱 咱们怎么过日子呢?说 不是要评理么?" }, { "from": "莫小贝", "value": "可他又不是不回来了!" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "噢哟哟 那他啥时候回来嘛" }, { "from": "莫小贝", "value": "他反正一定会回来的 他临走的时候答应过我的!" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "那就等他回来以后再说……反正跑堂是一定要招的——这是你嫂子说的 跟我没关系 阿" }, { "from": "莫小贝", "value": "哼哼哼哼 嗯……哼哼哼哼 哼哼哼哼……" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "“哼哼哼哼”——你可以慢慢奸笑“哼哼”——但是先把鞋脱了 洗脚!" } ] }, { "id": "episode_63_chunk_17", "conversations": [ { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "来 小贝呀 赶紧吃点儿吧啊 在不吃菜该凉了" }, { "from": "莫小贝", "value": "我吃不下" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "吃不下也得吃啊 你说人走了又不是死了……" }, { "from": "莫小贝", "value": "说什么呢!你才死了呢!" }, { "from": "祝无双", "value": "小贝乖阿 你白大哥不会走太久的 他不是答应过我们 要回来看我们的嘛" }, { "from": "莫小贝", "value": "可他为什么要走啊 为什么呀 平常不是好好的么 他为什么要跟我嫂子吵架呀……吵就吵呗 我还跟我同学吵架了呢 吵完了 还不是一样好嘛!……走什么呀……白大哥 你走了 谁给我讲故事啊?……小郭姐姐欺负我 谁来帮我呀?白大哥……!" }, { "from": "祝无双", "value": "我的江湖我做……哎哟~不错嘛马大嘴 啊?哎哟~咋列这是 谁欺负我们的小美人儿啦?" }, { "from": "莫小贝", "value": "嫂子 你为什么要让白大哥走?" }, { "from": "祝无双", "value": "嗯?哪个白大哥 我认识吗?——嗯 好吃——是不是你们书院的啊?" }, { "from": "莫小贝", "value": "你……你心里究竟在想什么呀……!" }, { "from": "祝无双", "value": "大人的事小孩不要管啊" }, { "from": "祝无双", "value": "小贝 过来过来 嫂子给你买新衣服了小郭姐姐打开 呵呵……漂亮 漂亮 试一下 试一下" }, { "from": "莫小贝", "value": "白大哥……!" }, { "from": "祝无双", "value": "这个孩子……吃饭吃饭啊 哟~ 大嘴 最近手艺见长嘛阿 得表扬……来来来 吃饭" }, { "from": "祝无双", "value": "我没有胃口你们先吃吧啊" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "帐还没算完呢 满吃啊" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "呃……那啥我后面还坐着水呢 我看看火去阿" }, { "from": "祝无双", "value": "砸咧这是?爱吃不吃……小郭 吃……" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "我也没胃口了 累了一天了 回去休息了" }, { "from": "祝无双", "value": "呵……看来心真地是会疼的……再疼也得吃……我决不会让他们看遍我的……!" } ] }, { "id": "episode_63_chunk_18", "conversations": [ { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "哼!知道什么叫愤怒么 想体验一下么?跟她逛一回街 能把人活活气炸了!……" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "怎么了~?" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "……见到刑捕头以后 第一句话就是“刑GG~!人家想~死你了啦~!”……" }, { "from": "莫小贝", "value": "你胡说!我嫂子才不是那种人呢!" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "……我也希望她不是!不过很可惜 咱们都看错她了!" }, { "from": "祝无双", "value": "你也是的 要是我在场 当场就臭骂她一顿!" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "骂啦!没用!我一说老白 人家就说了:“谁是老白?哪个老白?我不认识这个姓白的啊?”" }, { "from": "祝无双", "value": "哦 那她原来说那些话 那都是骗人的啊 那都是幌子呀?!" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "——哪些话?" }, { "from": "祝无双", "value": "懒得跟你说!——早知道这样 我当初就该跟我师兄死缠烂打的……" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "我也是!呵……只是配合一下情绪 没有别的意思……" }, { "from": "莫小贝", "value": "讨厌!我以后再也不想理她了——可怜又可爱的白大哥 你在哪儿……?" }, { "from": "祝无双", "value": "哟~谁又欺负我们的小美人儿了 啊~?小贝……都还没有谁呢啊?" }, { "from": "祝无双", "value": "不困" }, { "from": "祝无双", "value": "那就帮俺干点活儿 弄个招聘启事出来" }, { "from": "祝无双", "value": "招聘?" }, { "from": "祝无双", "value": "旧的不去新的不来 换个跑堂生意更火" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "不~对~吧~?咱们原来有跑堂的吗?……" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "没有~!" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "……没有跑~堂的 那还换~什么呀?掌柜的你没~事~儿吧?" }, { "from": "祝无双", "value": "行咧不要哆嗦了 这套对我们有用 明天就把招聘启事贴出去 否则 月钱扣光" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "真正的腥风血雨 终于拉开了序幕……!" } ] }, { "id": "episode_63_chunk_20", "conversations": [ { "from": "莫小贝", "value": "嗯哼 嗯哼!……才一天 就招新人 让白大哥看见 心里是啥滋味儿啊?才一天哪伙计们 当初小郭姐姐走了一个多月 我嫂子也没有说要招一个新杂役吧?" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "嗯?哎 掌柜的对我还不错嘛 呵呵……" }, { "from": "莫小贝", "value": "嗯……!" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "……这……只是表面现象 哼……实际上她是想省钱" }, { "from": "莫小贝", "value": "为了给白大哥留一扇后门儿 咱们 拼了吧!" }, { "from": "祝无双", "value": "同意!为了师兄 我跟掌柜的拚了!" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "……只要不扣月钱 咋地都行" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "只要芙妹不反对 我也豁出去了" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "……只要掌柜的不翻脸……翻脸也无所谓 跟她拼了!" }, { "from": "莫小贝", "value": "既然如此那我正式宣布 “后门儿战斗队”正式成立!本人不才 愿担任队长" }, { "from": "莫小贝", "value": "队长、你、辛苦了!" }, { "from": "莫小贝", "value": "为了白大哥 吃再多苦 就当自己是 二百五……" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "……受再多罪 只当自己是窝囊废!" }, { "from": "莫小贝", "value": "与君共勉!" }, { "from": "莫小贝", "value": "那么好 我宣布 第一项作战计划……把门打开" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "之后呢?" }, { "from": "莫小贝", "value": "会屋睡觉" }, { "from": "莫小贝", "value": "啊?" }, { "from": "莫小贝", "value": "呃……休息好了 才有精神应付明天的战斗么啊……呃 诸位晚安 明天见喽" }, { "from": "莫小贝", "value": "呃 我谢谢你们 我感谢你们哦~……呵呵 睡~觉了睡~觉了啷咯儿哩咯儿楞……" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "起来起来起来" }, { "from": "莫小贝", "value": "干嘛?" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "洗脚 队长也要洗脚……!" } ] }, { "id": "episode_63_chunk_23", "conversations": [ { "from": "莫小贝", "value": "……“诚招跑堂 每月一文钱 不包吃住”Yeah……!嗯……嫂子好!" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "莫小贝你到底想干啥?" }, { "from": "莫小贝", "value": "呃……白大哥!……呃……也许 正在看着咱们咧……" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "……他爱咋看咋看跟我没有关系这个跑堂的!——我是招定咧" }, { "from": "谢仲达", "value": "大姐阿……你们这儿 是不是招跑堂的呀?" }, { "from": "莫小贝", "value": "您自己不会看啊?" }, { "from": "谢仲达", "value": "不好意思 我不认字儿" }, { "from": "莫小贝", "value": "对不起 我们这里不要文盲!" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "……这位先生以前干过跑堂没有?" }, { "from": "谢仲达", "value": "没有!但是我姓谢!" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "姓谢能说明啥呢嘛?" }, { "from": "谢仲达", "value": "姓谢不说明啥 我就是自我介绍一下 我姓谢 叫仲达 头回进城 没啥经验 但请你相信 我绝对不会让你失望 真咧 虽然我啥都没有 但是我有一把子傻力气呀 你让我干啥 我就敢干啥!嘿……但是除了杀人放火坑蒙拐骗 聚众赌博卖淫嫖娼……" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "打住打住打住打住 俺们这儿又不是黑店" }, { "from": "谢仲达", "value": "哎呀 我就知道阿 淑淑淑 芬芬芬……!" }, { "from": "莫小贝", "value": "哎哎哎 你……你跟谁说话呢?" }, { "from": "谢仲达", "value": "哦 我跟我远方的未婚妻 她每天都在村口儿等着我的消息咧阿……淑淑淑 芬芬芬 哥找到工作啦……" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "好像 还没有说要录取你的阿" }, { "from": "谢仲达", "value": "嘿嘿 那那 那不好意思 我打扰你们了阿 我走了阿" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "等等……试用期三天 没有工钱 但包吃包住" }, { "from": "谢仲达", "value": "呀!我就知道嘛……淑淑淑 芬芬芬 个又找到工作啦……!" } ] }, { "id": "episode_63_chunk_24", "conversations": [ { "from": "莫小贝", "value": "开饭喽!开饭喽 开饭喽……!" }, { "from": "谢仲达", "value": "开饭了开饭了……" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "唉!" }, { "from": "莫小贝", "value": "对不起!这个位子已经有人了 哈哈 不好意思 啊~!" } ] }, { "id": "episode_63_chunk_26", "conversations": [ { "from": "莫小贝", "value": "嫂子 能不能把这个光荣而艰巨的任务交给我怎么样?" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "你写" }, { "from": "莫小贝", "value": "你说吧" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "那就简单一点儿“本店诚招跑堂 薪酬面谈”完了" }, { "from": "莫小贝", "value": "好写完啦" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "啊?来让我看看" }, { "from": "莫小贝", "value": "哎~你是不是信不过我呀?" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "没呀" }, { "from": "莫小贝", "value": "那你为什么要看?" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "行行行 我不看还不行嘛" }, { "from": "莫小贝", "value": "这还差不多……秀才 秀才 看看有没有错字" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "本店诚招跑堂 薪酬……‘面’谈……" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "行咧 贴出去吧" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "哎哎 会不会太冒险啦?" }, { "from": "莫小贝", "value": "冒什么险?话是她说的吧?贴也是她吩咐的 放心吧 有我在 没错的——“本店诚招跑堂 薪酬免谈”怪只能怪他是陕西人“免谈”“ 面谈”都一样哎哎 浆糊……" } ] }, { "id": "episode_63_chunk_27", "conversations": [ { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "咋回事情嘛 这都一个上午了一个人都没有来 我看人家别的店招聘 都排长队嘛" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "那说明人家效益好呗" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "咱的效益也不差呀 每个月二钱还包吃住呢" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "嗨哟 二~钱……" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "嫌少就不要干没有人求你啊" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "好好好 那我现在就回家" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "干活去!……我这就去把工钱写明白……我看谁……哎呀……谁……谁干的好事情!莫小贝……!" }, { "from": "莫小贝", "value": "阿 怎么了 怎么了……出什么事儿了嫂子?" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "我说的是薪酬“面”谈" }, { "from": "莫小贝", "value": "我写的就是“免谈”阿?" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "我说的“面谈”就是当面谈嘛!" }, { "from": "莫小贝", "value": "噢噢噢……原来是当面谈阿 你看我这脑子!那我再写一张 别生气别生气啊……别生气啊" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "小郭拿纸!" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "写“本店诚招跑堂”呃……“每个月二钱”写清楚:“包吃住”" }, { "from": "莫小贝", "value": "“包吃住”……好啦 写完啦 看好了啊 这回可没问题吧?" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "……行了!贴出去吧" }, { "from": "莫小贝", "value": "嗯!" } ] }, { "id": "episode_63_chunk_29", "conversations": [ { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "跑堂呢 靠的就是一张嘴 把客人接进门之后呢……" }, { "from": "谢仲达", "value": "呃“客官里面请~!”嘿嘿 我们乡下也有饭馆儿 每天路过都能见着" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "那就中了 把客人接进门之后呢 你要说……" }, { "from": "谢仲达", "value": "“哎您老有日子没见了 请坐请坐你请坐!你老身体可好 生意可好啊?你老是想喝点儿普洱还是茉莉花儿?就听你一句话!”——中不中?" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "中 就这么干吧啊 看来这个活儿还真是谁都能干呀……" }, { "from": "谢仲达", "value": "是是是……唉……!客官里面请!你老里面请 你老里面请!你老……你老是……?" }, { "from": "燕小六", "value": "我是本镇的唯一捕头燕小六!" }, { "from": "祝无双", "value": "我是本镇的唯一捕快祝无双!" }, { "from": "谢仲达", "value": "哦哦……小人叩见儿位官爷……!" }, { "from": "祝无双", "value": "喂!叫谁官爷来!" }, { "from": "谢仲达", "value": "呃官……官娘!" }, { "from": "燕小六", "value": "少废话!你姓嘛!叫嘛!从哪儿来!到哪儿去!家里几口儿人!人均几亩地儿!地里几只牛!说说说说说……!" }, { "from": "谢仲达", "value": "小人知错!小人知错!请……官爷……恕罪!……恕罪!" }, { "from": "燕小六", "value": "恕罪?恕嘛罪!" }, { "from": "谢仲达", "value": "这这这 小人头天进城 不懂规矩拒 惹怒了二位官爷 你老千万别往心里去阿 气大伤身呀 要不这样 你想踢踢两脚 想骂骂两句 我…我…我决不还口 你要实在不解气 你把小人脑袋咔嚓、砍掉也行!脑袋掉了碗大个疤 二十年后又是一条好汉!可…可惜…可怜我那淑芬妹子孤苦伶仃的阿 你老行行好阿 你把她也一块儿咔嚓了了中不中啊?呃…让我们在 黄泉路上有个伴儿、大难临头各自飞呀!官爷阿……" }, { "from": "燕小六", "value": "什么乱七八糟的!" }, { "from": "谢仲达", "value": "官爷 官爷!我求你一件事儿!动手之前呀 你把那个刀磨得快一点儿!阿 事后你把我脑袋留下 给我留个全尸中不中啊?官爷 官爷 来吧 来吧 来吧!" }, { "from": "燕小六", "value": "来嘛呀!你再不放手我真砍你了我!" }, { "from": "谢仲达", "value": "你砍吧!随便儿砍!阿 你把刀 往这儿一架 咔嚓一声!你要嫌麻烦 对准胸口噗嗤也行!阿 白刀子进去红刀子出扎我个有出气儿没进气儿有今世没来生 来 来 来!……" }, { "from": "燕小六", "value": "你你你 饶了我吧你!吴双儿 你跟小贝说一声 这人我应付不了 你们自己另换别人吧!回头见……!" }, { "from": "谢仲达", "value": "官爷!官爷!……官娘!……你看你就是个好人啊 官娘 我求求你 阿 中不中?你们快走快走快走!……官娘 就冲你一脸的慈祥等一会儿 我帮你磨刀中不中?你动手的时候咔咔咔咔咔咔咔……" }, { "from": "祝无双", "value": "救命啊……!" }, { "from": "谢仲达", "value": "……官娘!你咔咔咔咔……咔……官娘……你慢点走啊 有空常来啊!……唉~ 客官~里边请 来来来来 请坐请坐请坐……" }, { "from": "莫小贝", "value": "吃吧吃吧!迟早腻死你……!" } ] }, { "id": "episode_63_chunk_30", "conversations": [ { "from": "莫小贝", "value": "失策!非常十分以及极其地失策呀!" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "此人 绝对不简单" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "不会吧?我看他的脑子好象似乎大概有点儿不够用……" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "脑子不够用?!那能把小六吓跑啦?脑子不够用 能把咱恶心跑了?那么多菜、都落他一个人肚子里:连口汤~都没有给我们剩的……绝不是善茬儿!" }, { "from": "祝无双", "value": "完全同意!唉 一个乡下人 又不认识字 还出口成章 绝对试扮猪吃虎!" }, { "from": "莫小贝", "value": "那咱就来个扮虎吃猪!" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "虎不用扮也能吃猪……" }, { "from": "莫小贝", "value": "……扮猪吃猪?呃还不对啊 扮虎吃虎——“虎”!" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "虎落平阳——阳!" }, { "from": "祝无双", "value": "阳春白雪——雪!" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "雪…上加霜——双!" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "霜……干什嘛干什嘛……猜灯谜还是逛庙会?莫明其妙……妙!" }, { "from": "莫小贝", "value": "妙……妙不可言!——白大哥还在外头吃苦呢 你们还有脸笑!咱们上点儿心行不行?行不行啊!" }, { "from": "祝无双", "value": "喂 好象是你先开始联句的 队长!" }, { "from": "莫小贝", "value": "……我知道 目前的情况非常十分以及极其地不乐观 但是我们决不能放弃呀……" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "哎呀行啦 别老说这些没用的 你说那小子阿 油盐不进软硬不吃 脾气好嘴又甜 阿 模样还老实 腿脚还贼拉勤快儿 象这种人你挑毛病都挑不出来!" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "那倒不一定 只要是人就一定有毛病" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "那再有毛病掌柜的不嫌弃 那不跟没有一样么?" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "此言差矣 兵法说得好 没条件创造条件也要上 没毛病培养毛病、也要挑!" }, { "from": "莫小贝", "value": "问题是 咱们怎么培养啊?" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "一般的毛病 培养出来没意思 要培养就培养个大的!" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "大的?" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "比如说……" } ] }, { "id": "episode_63_chunk_31", "conversations": [ { "from": "谢仲达", "value": "喝酒?" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "我跟你说阿 这可是好酒阿 权当兄弟给你接风了 阿 呵呵呵呵……" }, { "from": "谢仲达", "value": "兄弟好意我心领了 可我呀 不会喝酒" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "咋地 不给面子阿?" }, { "from": "谢仲达", "value": "我真不会喝酒 喝完酒 上脸上头 晕" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "都这点儿了 上脸怕啥呀?又没外人儿了" }, { "from": "谢仲达", "value": "不是 那…那明天…我早晨要起来干活早起" }, { "from": "谢仲达", "value": "那啥 这样儿 我喝茶中不?我出来答应过淑芬 嗯…绝对不碰酒 真嘞" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "你给个痛快话儿你到底喝不喝吧!" }, { "from": "谢仲达", "value": "那那那…那我…就对不住了" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "呵呵呵哈哈哈……没事儿 呵呵呵 我跟你说我这人不记仇儿 呵呵呵呵!" }, { "from": "谢仲达", "value": "大嘴是个好人 嘿嘿" }, { "from": "谢仲达", "value": "别别别 大哥你别说了 别别别说了 我喝还不中啊?" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "哼 是 不喝那咋叫爷们呢!" }, { "from": "谢仲达", "value": "我…我…我喝……淑淑淑 芬芬芬 哥不想喝酒 哥不喝没有办法呀 你千万不要怪哥呀啊喝完了!" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "喝完了?一滴都没留啊?" }, { "from": "谢仲达", "value": "光了" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "大半斤呢这" }, { "from": "谢仲达", "value": "还有没有啊?" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "我天你还喝上瘾了是吧?" }, { "from": "谢仲达", "value": "不是 要是有我接着喝 没有 嘿嘿 我就先睡觉了" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "哎别别 有 酒管够儿你等着阿 我给你拿去……" }, { "from": "谢仲达", "value": "酒……" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "哎……哎哎 不是……队队…队队队长!……队队队队队……!" }, { "from": "莫小贝", "value": "咋啦?咋地啦大嘴?……你呀!" }, { "from": "莫小贝", "value": "指望他酒后失德 是不可能的了 你们两位有什么看法?" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "你是队长 你问我们干嘛呀?" }, { "from": "莫小贝", "value": "第四套方案基本失败 第五套方案 热情、实施中……!" }, { "from": "莫小贝", "value": "YEAH~!" } ] }, { "id": "episode_63_chunk_32", "conversations": [ { "from": "莫小贝", "value": "喂……!喂……!醒醒 醒醒!" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "·#¥%……!" }, { "from": "谢仲达", "value": "什么人儿啊?" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "翠~微~山~灵古洞洞主~~ 千年狐狸大仙儿~~简称狐仙儿^^" }, { "from": "谢仲达", "value": "……狐仙姐姐……你是不是有肺气肿啊?" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "你管!" }, { "from": "谢仲达", "value": "我不管 哎哟狐仙姐姐狐仙在上 阿小人给你拜啦" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "免啦~~~!这是本洞主的地盘儿~~~限你在明晚之前 哪儿来的回哪儿去 否则我一口吃~~了你~~~!" }, { "from": "谢仲达", "value": "哎呀狐仙姐姐阿 狐仙姐姐……狐仙姐姐 我也不想在这儿呆呀 可我得 我得赚钱啊 我得养家阿 是不是 我们家淑芬还在家里等着我 回去盖房子嘞 我答应过她 我答应过她 要给她盖一个二楼二底子的大房子 客厅的地板用榆木铺的!……嘿嘿 狐仙大姐 你在上 受小人一拜阿 阿 你行行好 给我赏点儿银子?没有银子金子也中阿 什么古董花瓶 珠宝首饰 有啥赏啥 我觉不嫌弃阿 真的……" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "你说什嘛 你放手 再不放手 我排你了啊!排~山~……" }, { "from": "谢仲达", "value": "……呀!" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "……我还没有排嘞?" }, { "from": "谢仲达", "value": "你身边儿 咋多了个人儿嘞?" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "啊?" }, { "from": "谢仲达", "value": "哦……呀……你也是狐仙吧?哎呀狐仙姐姐你们长得都真漂亮嘞!嘿嘿 真嘞……" }, { "from": "谢仲达", "value": "淑淑淑 芬芬芬 哥想着你念着你啊 日日夜夜盼着你哪!你要是想哥呀 你就现个身吧……!" }, { "from": "谢仲达", "value": "弟兄们!点儿 踩得差不多咧 啊 回去以后 告诉家里的弟兄 准备好家伙 明晚三更 准时行动!" }, { "from": "众山贼", "value": "好 走!" } ] }, { "id": "episode_64_chunk_0", "conversations": [ { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "展堂?" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "湘玉" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "你怎么有空过来了?" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "我刚巧从这儿路过,进来看看你" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "看吧" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "咳,那什么,我还有事儿,你有事儿你先忙" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "我没有事" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "那你就找点儿事儿,呃…我先走了" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "站住,你把我这儿当什么地方了?向来就来想走就走" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "不是,我…" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "你觉得很好笑吗?还是你觉得你笑起来很好看?" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "那个…回头再聊吧" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "你走吧,走了就不要再回来" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "你看,你看,你哭啥呀?我不走了,啊哎呀,你掐我干啥呀?疼" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "你走呀,离了你我又不是活不了" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "看见了吧?嗯?我说什么来着?我说她舍不得我吧?瞧瞧这动作,再看看这眼神儿什么才叫寂寞难耐呀?今儿我让大家开开眼!" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "哈哈哈哈" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "我可以的,我一个人可以的,我不要嫁人,不要!!" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "嘿嘿" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "找我有事儿吗?" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "有事儿啊,嗯……被你给吓忘了,你又做恶梦了?" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "为什么说又呀?" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "我跟秀才分手的时候,也是天天做恶梦" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "作恶梦跟分手有必然的联系吗?" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "日有所思夜有所梦" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "不好意思,没有思,自大他走了之后,我的心就没有疼过" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "很正常,心疼都是七八天以后的事儿就好比在手上划了一个小口子,当时是不疼的,但等到结疤的时候,又涨又痛,有时候还很痒呢,想挠又不敢挠,想碰又不敢碰" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "郑重地送给你四个字,洗洗睡吧啊" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "没劲透了哦,我想起来了,我来是要告诉你啊,那个新来的刚才把花瓶给打碎了" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "打了就打了吧" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "宋代官窑的,连着打了俩" } ] }, { "id": "episode_64_chunk_1", "conversations": [ { "from": "莫小贝", "value": "花瓶花瓶,咱们说好了,等我长大以后,你给我当嫁妆的,你为什么离我而去,为什么?" }, { "from": "谢仲达", "value": "哎呀,小妹妹你别难过,我真的不是故意的啊我" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "瓶死不能复生,节哀顺变啊" }, { "from": "莫小贝", "value": "小瓶瓶,不,小瓶瓶的命运不应该是这样的,我那可爱又可怜的小……瓶……瓶" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "小贝小贝,你要坚强,你要支持住啊" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "否则小瓶瓶在九泉之下也不会瞑目的" }, { "from": "莫小贝", "value": "你们一定要为小瓶瓶报仇……" }, { "from": "莫小贝", "value": "小贝!小贝!小贝!" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "起来起来,不要装了,到底是咋回事情?" }, { "from": "莫小贝", "value": "小瓶瓶遭人毒害 永远永远地离开了我们" }, { "from": "谢仲达", "value": "掌柜的呀,我不是故意的,真的不是故意的" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "行啦~" }, { "from": "莫小贝", "value": "你这个无耻的凶手,我再也不想看到你,滚!" }, { "from": "谢仲达", "value": "中呀,官爷,官爷饶命,还有官娘。官娘啊官爷,我我我冤枉啊,我真的是冤枉的" }, { "from": "燕小六", "value": "冤枉,人证物证俱在,你还敢说冤枉" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "哟,这事儿连你都知道了呀" }, { "from": "燕小六", "value": "嘿,这个……呵呵呵那是自然的,身为本镇的唯一捕头,耳聪目明消息灵通是起码的" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "接着审,我学习学习啊" }, { "from": "燕小六", "value": "没问题儿请好吧您拿纸。说,为嘛打碎花瓶?" }, { "from": "谢仲达", "value": "为啥,我也不知道为啥呀。我一大早起来,那个花瓶就放在我床上,我一翻身,咣,打了一个,我一下地,咣,又打一个。" }, { "from": "祝无双", "value": "这花瓶又没有长脚,怎么会跑到你的床上去呢?" }, { "from": "祝无双", "value": "是啊!" }, { "from": "燕小六", "value": "你是不是想顺手牵羊?" }, { "from": "燕小六", "value": "是不是?是不是?" }, { "from": "谢仲达", "value": "不是,我发誓!谁拿的花瓶,谁全家不得~好死!" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "嘿,怎么说呢你?" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "他又没有说你,你急个啥嘛。燕捕头,你接着审。" }, { "from": "燕小六", "value": "花瓶既然不是你拿的,那肯定是别人拿的。是不是你,是不是你?不是他们拿的,既然花瓶不是他们拿的,那说明拿花瓶的人……" }, { "from": "莫小贝", "value": "此人肯定有梦游症,晚上放的,白天又忘了。" }, { "from": "谢仲达", "value": "对啦!我想起来了,是狐仙!" }, { "from": "燕小六", "value": "狐仙?" }, { "from": "谢仲达", "value": "对对对,我跟你说,咱们这个店啊,有个千年的狐仙啊,一到晚上就现形,对了,这个狐仙还有肺气肿呢。" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "不要听他胡说八道的,哪里有狐仙?" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "没有嘛,没有嘛!" }, { "from": "谢仲达", "value": "有,有,我见过的,不信问掌柜的,掌柜的也见过。" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "狐仙?我没有见过。糊涂人我倒是见了一堆,多么老实的一个人,进了城就为赚钱回家盖房子,未婚妻天天都在村口苦苦的等着,换成了你们,你们是什么感受呀?" }, { "from": "谢仲达", "value": "淑淑淑,芬芬芬,等着我啊!哥一定回家给你盖房子!" } ] }, { "id": "episode_64_chunk_8", "conversations": [ { "from": "盗贼甲", "value": "谢大哥说啥呢?" }, { "from": "盗贼乙", "value": "行动推迟了,好象碰上使绊的了。" }, { "from": "盗贼丙", "value": "那怎么办啊?" }, { "from": "盗贼丁", "value": "放心,谢大哥闯荡江湖那么多年,什么场面没经历过?" }, { "from": "盗贼乙", "value": "谁敢挡道,就让他死无全尸!" } ] }, { "id": "episode_64_chunk_9", "conversations": [ { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "我把丑话说在前头,从今往后,你们爱咋闹就咋闹,就是不许再欺负老实人。" }, { "from": "莫小贝", "value": "欺负老实人的是你吧?白大哥做错什么,你为什么要把他赶走?" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "大人的事小孩不要管。" }, { "from": "祝无双", "value": "我们可不是小孩,这两天你的所做所为,我们都看在眼里呢。" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "所做所为具体是指啥?" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "自己清楚。" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "对不起,我就是不清楚,我到底做错了什么?" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "行了,掌柜的,都这时候了,别装傻了。" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "你们都以为我在装傻呀?" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "不是装傻,那就真傻呗。" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "对,我是很傻,但我没有傻到不明是非。多么老实的一个人呀。" }, { "from": "祝无双", "value": "我们说的不是那个人。我师兄赶走,你竟然……" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "我竟然一点都不伤心,非但如此,还到处逛,到处玩,就像啥事都没有发生一样。" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "你自己还知道呢?" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "我非得天天躲在屋里,不吃饭,不说话,终日以泪洗面,这样你们就开心了?不要忘了,我是掌柜的,肩膀上还有该负的责任,谁都能倒下,只有我不能。请你们相信,我知道我自己在做什么,老白的事情,已经过去了,请你们接受这个事实吧。" }, { "from": "莫小贝", "value": "不,你们接受是你们的事,但是我不接受,白大哥总有一天会回来的。" }, { "from": "莫小贝", "value": "小贝,小贝!" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "从今往后,要是再让我看到你们合着伙来欺负人,休怪我翻脸!" }, { "from": "谢仲达", "value": "哎呀,这么好的姑娘,要是抢回去当押寨夫人,这一趟就没有白来呀。" } ] }, { "id": "episode_64_chunk_10", "conversations": [ { "from": "莫小贝", "value": "小郭姐姐,小郭姐姐,我又想出了个狠招。" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "算了吧,小贝,你嫂子发过话啦,再说人家也不是坏人,出来混的都不容易,给人留条活路啊。" }, { "from": "莫小贝", "value": "你知道叛徒的下场吗?" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "掌柜的?" }, { "from": "莫小贝", "value": "郭芙蓉,你给我等着!哎哎哎,秀才GG……" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "小贝MM,你就饶了我吧,我肩不能扛手不能提的,真的担当不起你托付的重任。" }, { "from": "莫小贝", "value": "喂,喂!吕秀才,我还没说完话呢!喂,喂,开门,吕秀才!大嘴叔叔……" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "嘿嘿嘿嘿,光顾着折腾,我菜还没买呢。" }, { "from": "莫小贝", "value": "喂,喂!怎么都这样啊,没劲透了。" }, { "from": "谢仲达", "value": "咿,小妹妹弄啥呀?" }, { "from": "莫小贝", "value": "走开走开,我跟你没话说啊。" }, { "from": "谢仲达", "value": "今年多大啦?" }, { "from": "莫小贝", "value": "我说话你听不见怎么着,走开啦!" }, { "from": "谢仲达", "value": "年龄不大,脾气不小啊,你呀,这样下去以后啊,肯定会变成山贼呀。" }, { "from": "莫小贝", "value": "你才变山贼呢,你们全家都是山贼!" }, { "from": "谢仲达", "value": "答对了,小妹妹,我们全家都是山贼,我这次出来,就是踩点来了。点啊踩得差不多了,回头把你们这洗劫一空,把你卖到山里当童养媳。" }, { "from": "莫小贝", "value": "别逗了你,你以为我真是小孩子啊?拜托,以后吓唬人,拿点真东西出来好不好?" }, { "from": "谢仲达", "value": "这这这……" }, { "from": "莫小贝", "value": "切,俗人……" }, { "from": "谢仲达", "value": "胸口还有,你看不看呀?看看,看看……" }, { "from": "莫小贝", "value": "嫂子救我,山贼!" } ] }, { "id": "episode_64_chunk_11", "conversations": [ { "from": "莫小贝", "value": "山贼,胳膊上有,胸口上也有,山贼……" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "慢点说,慢点说,你说谁是山贼呀?" }, { "from": "莫小贝", "value": "新新……新来的那个人……就是他!" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "小贝?" }, { "from": "莫小贝", "value": "我没骗你,不信,不信你看他胳膊,一条大龙,乌青乌青的那么老长……" }, { "from": "谢仲达", "value": "啥?我呀?" }, { "from": "莫小贝", "value": "对!" }, { "from": "谢仲达", "value": "纹身?" }, { "from": "莫小贝", "value": "对!" }, { "from": "谢仲达", "value": "胳膊上?" }, { "from": "莫小贝", "value": "嗯!" }, { "from": "谢仲达", "value": "没有。" }, { "from": "莫小贝", "value": "那只!" }, { "from": "谢仲达", "value": "也没有。" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "飞走了?" }, { "from": "莫小贝", "value": "我明明看见的!" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "莫小贝!" }, { "from": "莫小贝", "value": "等等,你把衣服解开!" }, { "from": "谢仲达", "value": "咿,不合适吧,光天化日的。" }, { "from": "莫小贝", "value": "嫂子,他胸口上还有呢。" }, { "from": "谢仲达", "value": "没有!" }, { "from": "莫小贝", "value": "解开!" }, { "from": "谢仲达", "value": "不解……" }, { "from": "莫小贝", "value": "解开!" }, { "from": "谢仲达", "value": "中,没有吧。" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "怎么样呀,现在你满意了吧?" }, { "from": "莫小贝", "value": "苍天呀,我明明看见的呀!有纹身的,一条乌青乌青的,一条大龙……你们都不相信我!你等着,我一定不会让你得逞的!都不相信我……" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "不好意思啊,这个孩子就这个样子,等你以后跟她混熟了就好了。" }, { "from": "谢仲达", "value": "没事,没事,孩子嘛,我小时候也这样,那掌柜的,我干活了啊。小妹妹,我看你咋挡我的道。" } ] }, { "id": "episode_64_chunk_12", "conversations": [ { "from": "莫小贝", "value": "来了来了来了,耳朵竖起来,听仔细了,一个字都不许落,快藏,快快快,藏厨房里啊,听仔细了啊!" }, { "from": "莫小贝", "value": "谢大GG,你回来了。" }, { "from": "谢仲达", "value": "回来了,回来了。这么晚你还没睡,你有事啊?" }, { "from": "莫小贝", "value": "没有事,就是想问问,那个纹身是怎么回事?" }, { "from": "谢仲达", "value": "纹身?啥纹身啊?" }, { "from": "莫小贝", "value": "就是你白天给我看的那个,一下有,一下就没有了。你怎么弄的呀?" }, { "from": "谢仲达", "value": "那个呀,其实不是啥纹身,我自己画上去的,一洗就掉。啥纹身呀,没有纹身。" }, { "from": "莫小贝", "value": "那,你打算什么时候动手啊?" }, { "from": "谢仲达", "value": "动啥手啊?" }, { "from": "莫小贝", "value": "嘿,你不是说要洗劫我们店吗?" }, { "from": "谢仲达", "value": "咿,可不敢胡说呀,这可是要杀头的呀!不敢胡说。" }, { "from": "莫小贝", "value": "你放心,放心,现在呢,就你我两个人,没有人。" }, { "from": "谢仲达", "value": "呀,我知道,你不喜欢我呀,可你也不能这么坑我呀,这么大的罪名,我可担不起呀。你没事了吧,没事就睡觉了啊,快走吧走吧,我明天还……" }, { "from": "莫小贝", "value": "不许睡,你必须把白天跟我说的事重复一遍!" }, { "from": "谢仲达", "value": "哎呀,小妹妹呀……" }, { "from": "莫小贝", "value": "重复!" }, { "from": "谢仲达", "value": "好,中中中,我是山贼,要把你们这洗劫一空,把你抢到山里当那个童养媳,满意了吧,中了吧?" }, { "from": "莫小贝", "value": "中中中!都出来吧,出来吧!哎哟哈哈哈哈,都听见了吧?" }, { "from": "莫小贝", "value": "听见啦。嗨——!" }, { "from": "莫小贝", "value": "你们还跟他嗨?把他抓起来呀,赶快!" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "拜托你,我们又不是捕快,抓人的事找小六啊,小贝乖啊,先睡了啊。睡吧,老谢。" }, { "from": "谢仲达", "value": "好好好……" }, { "from": "莫小贝", "value": "我不睡,放着山贼不抓,你们还想不想活啦?" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "小贝,小贝,放过我们,饶了我们啊。别着凉了。" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "小贝呀,都这会了,你再折腾下去,我咋干活呀明天,是吧,行行,睡吧。别跟孩子一般见识啊,回见,回见。" }, { "from": "谢仲达", "value": "诶,回见。" }, { "from": "莫小贝", "value": "笑,笑死你!气死我了!" } ] }, { "id": "episode_64_chunk_14", "conversations": [ { "from": "谢仲达", "value": "小妹妹呀,这么晚了还不睡觉啊?" }, { "from": "莫小贝", "value": "我爱啥时候睡就啥时候睡,用得着你管?" }, { "from": "谢仲达", "value": "咦,你看你,满了,满了,我很佩服你的勇气呀,很可惜呀,没机会了。你们这个店里啊,唯一会武功的就是那个小郭吧,也很可惜呀,我给她下了蒙汗药,一觉睡到天亮了。" }, { "from": "莫小贝", "value": "你胡说,小郭姐姐那可是老江湖,她,她怎么会中你的奸计?" }, { "from": "谢仲达", "value": "你还不信,不信你喊喊试试?你不喊是不是?我喊。淑淑淑,芬芬芬,收网啦——!这些龟孙不听话呀?淑淑淑,芬芬芬……呀?你咋来啦?" }, { "from": "燕小六", "value": "你是在喊我吗,山里来的朋友?" }, { "from": "谢仲达", "value": "我没喊你呀……" }, { "from": "燕小六", "value": "没喊我?" }, { "from": "莫小贝", "value": "我帮你打他!对不起啊……" }, { "from": "燕小六", "value": "没事,好不容易逮个耗子,我自己还没玩够呢,自己来!" }, { "from": "谢仲达", "value": "你想干啥?兄弟,我告诉你啊,你别怪我没提醒过你,我的兄弟,那都是在刀尖上滚过来的,我现在给你两个选择,一,乖乖让路,我可以考虑放你一条生路;这个二……" }, { "from": "燕小六", "value": "你嘛也别说了,我选一。" }, { "from": "莫小贝", "value": "喂,小六!" }, { "from": "燕小六", "value": "你先别说话,闪开。你现在就去把你那帮弟兄喊过来,去呀!但凡有一个应声的,我就把我脑袋切下来给你当球踢。我跟你一块去!" } ] }, { "id": "episode_64_chunk_15", "conversations": [ { "from": "谢仲达", "value": "呀!" }, { "from": "莫小贝", "value": "哇噻!有没有搞错,喂,喂?都不能动了!这么多人,打一个都没有打过,我双姐,你真是我的Super Star!老兄,武功这么差还敢当山贼?太不自量了,啊?" }, { "from": "谢仲达", "value": "我我……呀……" }, { "from": "莫小贝", "value": "不过话又说回来,无双姐,你真的好棒啊!" }, { "from": "祝无双", "value": "嘿嘿嘿嘿……不是我干的,我来的时候他们已经这样子了。" }, { "from": "燕小六", "value": "嗨,嗨,这刀把,怕嘛呢?怎么样,还有嘛问题吗?" }, { "from": "谢仲达", "value": "你们咋知道我是山贼呀?" }, { "from": "燕小六", "value": "哼,这你就甭管了,给你两个选择,第一,乖乖束手就擒……" }, { "from": "谢仲达", "value": "我选二!" }, { "from": "祝无双", "value": "葵花点穴手!" }, { "from": "燕小六", "value": "好样的无双,带回衙门侯审。" }, { "from": "莫小贝", "value": "等等等等……你们怎么知道他们是山贼?" }, { "from": "燕小六", "value": "线报。" }, { "from": "莫小贝", "value": "谁的线报?" }, { "from": "燕小六", "value": "我哪知道去,头先我一回衙门,这封举报信就钉在墙上了。" }, { "from": "莫小贝", "value": "我看看……嗯?这好象是白大哥的笔迹呀。" }, { "from": "祝无双", "value": "不可能,我师兄的字哪有那么难看啊。" }, { "from": "莫小贝", "value": "这是他用左手写的,我看见过。你放心,肯定是他。要不然,那些山贼怎么被点住的?" }, { "from": "燕小六", "value": "也就是说,老白其实一直没走?不可能啊。" }, { "from": "莫小贝", "value": "白大哥,白大哥,白大哥你在吗?你在就支个声啊!我是小贝,我想死你了!白大哥,白大哥!白大哥,在你就支声啊!" } ] }, { "id": "episode_64_chunk_16", "conversations": [ { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "山贼?" }, { "from": "燕小六", "value": "幸亏我及时赶到,否则后果不堪设想。" }, { "from": "莫小贝", "value": "喂喂……应该说是白大哥及时通报。要不然,有你什么事?" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "白大哥?他啥时候通报的?" }, { "from": "祝无双", "value": "这事跟你有关系吗?" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "咋没有关系?不管怎么说我也是受害人呀。" }, { "from": "燕小六", "value": "那行,呆会你跟我衙门走一趟,做做笔录,顺便再看看那谁。" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "那谁呀?" }, { "from": "祝无双", "value": "你新招的跑堂啊,看他是不是犯罪嫌疑人。" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "那谁呀?" }, { "from": "祝无双", "value": "别的犯罪嫌疑人啊,否则还能有谁呀?" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "你俩说话能不能不要大喘气呀?" }, { "from": "祝无双", "value": "不喘气我们要憋死的。" }, { "from": "燕小六", "value": "佟掌柜,经过这件事以后,你可得长点记性,以后再招跑堂的,把底细查清楚了,下次再出现这种事,我可来不及救你。" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "我有数了,谢谢你们啊,大不了我以后不招跑堂的了。" }, { "from": "莫小贝", "value": "这可是你说的啊?" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "是我说的。" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "请问您这里要跑堂的吗?" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "不好意思啊,我们……哈哈哈哈,我们正招哪!" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "小郭?" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "掌柜的,您自己来看一下嘛,快点,快点!" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "到底要不要跑堂啊?" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "去,给客人倒酒。王下生。" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "对的呀!" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "你这是打哪来呀?" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "松江,松呢,是松花江的送,江呢,是松花江的江,但不是东北的那个松花江啊,是松江府的松江。" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "喂,那你直接说松江府不就行了吗?" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "小地方,说了怕你们不晓得。对了,你们这里招跑堂的,有什么特殊要求没有啊?" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "有啊,除了你,谁都可以。" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "为什么?我有什么不足的地方你可以说呀,我可以改的,我这个人脾气很好的。" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "江山易改,本性难移。" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "本性?你了解我的本性啊?" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "白先生,啊不,草头黄先生,你觉得这样有意思吗?" }, { "from": "莫小贝", "value": "我觉得挺有一起的,甭搭理她,咱们走,她不要你,我要你,咱们走!" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "喂喂……你要带我去哪里呀?" }, { "from": "莫小贝", "value": "浪迹天涯!这种无情无义的破地方,我一天都呆不下去啦,走!" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "喂喂……你说清楚啊,我好不容易找到这里,人生地不熟……" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "好了!你可以留下。但是没有工钱。" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "没有工钱?没有工钱我在这里干什么?我这不是浪费青春吗我。" }, { "from": "莫小贝", "value": "别走别走,谁说没有工钱,我每个月有五十文的零花钱,全给你了。" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "五十文啊?哎哟,连双象样的鞋都买不起哟。" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "爱要不要,不要拉倒,小贝,回屋,做你功课去。放心啦,你嫂子不会放他走的啦。" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "怎么样呀,每个月五十文,包吃包住,干就干,不干就算。" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "我算一算啊……嘿,好的呀,但是我有一个要求,我每天只工作八个小时,如果超出的部分薪水要另算啊,每个时辰十文,三更以后二十文,节假日薪水要双倍,如果年底的话,要有双薪的话我更高兴了。" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "就按照你说的办,过来,带你看看住处啊。" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "好的呀,好的呀。" } ] }, { "id": "episode_64_chunk_17", "conversations": [ { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "这个地方冬暖夏凉,通风透气,渴了,旁边就有井,饿了,对门就是厨房,冷了,那边有柴禾,热了,往院子里一躺,穿堂风嗖嗖的。最妙的就是啊,晚上一睁眼睛,就能看到星星。怎么样啊?" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "掌柜的,好是挺好的,但是我就是有点怕蛇虫鼠蚁呀。" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "年轻人,人生不可能很完美,有缺憾才有上进的动力,好好努力吧。要不是看到小贝的面子,我才不会收留你,希望你好自为之。" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "嗨嗨……甭铺啦,你还真打算在这睡呀?" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "这里是掌柜的安排的,不睡这里睡哪?" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "跟大嘴挤挤嘛,要不就老地方,要不给你开间空房?" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "等等等等,大嘴是谁呀?老地方是什么地方?" }, { "from": "莫小贝", "value": "你等一下啊……白大哥,你放心吧,我嫂子已经走了,说吧。" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "你嫂子?" }, { "from": "莫小贝", "value": "啊!" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "你嫂子是哪一位啊?" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "嘿嘿嘿,差不多得了,都忙着呢,没功夫陪你瞎玩。" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "玩?你说的是什么意思啊?这位姑娘真奇怪,你说的话我怎么一句都听不懂啊?" }, { "from": "莫小贝", "value": "小郭姐姐,白大哥是不是失忆了?" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "放心,他不是失忆,他是大脑皮层进水了!" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "你这句话我听懂了,你是在骂我!这位姑娘,我跟你说啊,我虽然是刚来的,但是我也是有尊严的,我跟你说啊,狗急了还能跳墙啊,当然了,我说的狗指的不是我自己。" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "无所谓呀,你随便玩好了呀!看你能玩到什么时候,回头撑不下去了千万别来找我们啊,咱们走。" } ] }, { "id": "episode_64_chunk_18", "conversations": [ { "from": "白展堂", "value": "掌柜的,有什么吩咐啊?" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "吩咐不敢当,建议倒是有一个,我付你工钱,可不是让你坐到这游手好闲的。来来来,把毛巾搭上,干你的活去。" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "掌柜的,我的活具体是指?" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "跑堂,没有干过?但总见过吧。" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "见过,见过,松江也有好多饭馆。" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "那就赶紧跑起来吧。" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "一二一,一二一……" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "站住,你这是干啥嘛?" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "掌柜的,你不是让我跑起来吗?" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "哼哼,想玩是吧?你爱咋跑咋跑,我绝不拦着你,要不要给你当拉拉队呀?" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "掌柜的,你说些什么我一句都听不明白。" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "听不明白就说明你玩的还不够疯。你现在就出门。" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "然后呢?" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "从这里跑到东街,买个烧饼再跑回来。" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "咱们店里没有烧饼啊?" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "我是为了锻炼你呀,跑堂最需要的就是脚力。我数到三十,你不回来就不要想吃晚饭。各就各位,预备,一,二,三!" }, { "from": "燕小六", "value": "老白这着急忙慌的干嘛去这是?" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "他想跟我玩,我奉陪到底。" }, { "from": "祝无双", "value": "掌柜的,这人都回来了,你就不要再玩了吧?" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "对不起,是他先出招的,我怎么可能不接招呢?" }, { "from": "祝无双", "value": "你先歇会,我先找他谈谈。" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "无双,我知道你也是好意,但我跟他……" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "掌柜的,掌柜的!我忘记了,您没有给我钱啊!" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "哦……" }, { "from": "祝无双", "value": "掌柜的,你到底要折腾到什么时候吗?" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "不是我,是他,他想玩到啥时候我就奉陪到啥时候,看谁耗得过谁。" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "掌柜的,镜子买回来啦,你还有什么吩咐啊?" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "干得不错嘛,坐下喝口茶吧。" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "谢谢掌柜的。" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "喝完茶再去趟十八里铺啊。" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "噗——咳咳咳掌柜的,你这好象有点狠了啊。" }, { "from": "祝无双", "value": "掌柜的,你这样糟践人有意思吗?" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "哟,我的伙计,我想怎么使唤,跟你有关系吗?" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "哟,你注意一下,注意一下……" }, { "from": "祝无双", "value": "掌柜的,人心可都是肉长的。" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "那是你们,我的心是铁打的。愣着干啥,不想吃晚饭了?" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "想吃晚饭,但是你没跟我说还要买什么。" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "哦……你去把柴禾劈了吧。" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "好的呀。" } ] }, { "id": "episode_64_chunk_19", "conversations": [ { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "你个死小子,你还知道回来呀?干啥呀,快把斧子放下!" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "你们是什么人啊?" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "行了,你别装了,我都听小郭说了,你说你回来就回来呗,你整这出干啥呀。" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "不懂了吧?老白这叫声东击西,是吧?" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "你们搞错人啦,我再说一遍,我姓黄,黄豆豆……" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "行行行,你爱姓啥姓啥。咱说正经的,你回来以后,下一步你打算咋办?" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "下一步?下一步好好干,等着涨工钱。" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "你咋老惦记钱呢?" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "我出来打工我不惦记钱,我惦记什么?" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "不是,老白,这你就没劲了啊,你说你跟我们兄弟俩交个实底你能死啊?" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "我不是你们的兄弟!你们着的认错人啦!" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "不……行!权当我认错人了,我不认识你这个人,什么人,什么玩意……" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "喔唷,这个人怎么这样?" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "没事没事,原谅他,我跟你讲啊,女人得哄的,你晓得吧?" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "女人?哪个女人?" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "没劲吧,吃力吧?大嘴口风不严,你防他没事,我你都不信哪?" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "你们怎么不相信我呢?我真的不是你们认识的那个人啊!" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "行行行,我没话跟你说了,老白,你孤军奋战,好运,好运。" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "莫名其妙嘛……" } ] }, { "id": "episode_64_chunk_20", "conversations": [ { "from": "莫小贝", "value": "你说他这是为什么呀?明明都回来了,还装着不认识咱们,是我嫂子惹他,又不是咱们惹他,为什么呀到底……" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "依我看啊,白展堂这招叫作破釜沉舟。" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "哦,我说他为啥老拿个破斧子瞎抡呢。" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "我说的破釜……跟你说了你也不懂。" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "是,我不懂,就你们懂,小贝,走,咱不理他们。" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "哎呀,你们上哪去?" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "跟他谈谈去呗,既然不把我当兄弟,咱就跟他绝交!" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "绝交以后呢,就没下文了?" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "你们算了吧,老白好容易换层皮,怎么可能轻易把它脱下来呢。" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "那也不能就这么下去,假装不认识啊?" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "就装不认识嘛,你们练武的有句口诀,叫“桥来桥上走,脚踢脚下消”,对吧?" }, { "from": "莫小贝", "value": "对对,这个我会的,你看啊。桥来桥上走!" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "行行……别显摆了,你是说,将计就计,顺藤摸瓜?" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "嗯哪,就假装不认识,就当不认识他,之后他肯定着急,一着急,一上火,葵花点穴手,啥都明白了。" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "嗯——对,葵花点穴手!" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "闹啥呀都 。" } ] }, { "id": "episode_64_chunk_21", "conversations": [ { "from": "白展堂", "value": "哈哈,太好了,吃饭了。" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "嘿嘿哈哈哈哈!" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "谁允许你坐下的?" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "吃饭不坐着吃,怎么吃啊?" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "新来的伙计不许上桌,只能站着吃。" }, { "from": "莫小贝", "value": "这是本点的规矩哟。" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "那好,我上一边吃好了。" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "菜放下来,放下来,本店有规矩的,新来的伙计只能吃饭饭,不许吃菜菜的。" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "你要是觉得淡的话,你拿酱油拌一下,味道贼香,哈哈。" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "你咋不拌呢?" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "哎呀,东北口出来啦?哈哈哈……你不是号称南方人吗?" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "我跟他学的,不行啊,不行啊?这个饭我还不吃了!" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "哎哟,叫板了你还?有种点死我,点死我?来,点死我?" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "李大嘴,你想干啥呢?" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "掌柜的你来得正好,正准备教育教育他呢。" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "才来第一天就没规没矩的。" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "照这样发展下去呀,不出一个月,骑到我们头上来啦!掌柜的,您坐。" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "掌柜的,我不是那种人,我这个人……" }, { "from": "莫小贝", "value": "非常狡诈,非常阴险。" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "你又不了解我,你凭什么这么说?" }, { "from": "莫小贝", "value": "童言无忌喽,怎么样,怎么样?" }, { "from": "莫小贝", "value": "是啊,怎么样?" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "你……" }, { "from": "莫小贝", "value": "嫂子,他瞪我,吓死我了……" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "好了好了,不要折腾了,吃饭,吃饭。站着干啥呀?" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "新来的不让上桌,还不让吃菜……" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "这话谁说的?" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "不让上桌是他说的!不让吃菜是他说的!" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "不,掌柜的,我不是这意思……" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "你做的很好呀,家有家法,店有店规,就冲你这个觉悟,这个月给你多加三天休假,秀才也是。至于你,不要老站着啦。" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "谢谢掌柜啊。" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "蹲着吃省劲。快点吃啊,吃完饭把剩下的柴禾劈了,然后再烧十锅开水。" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "烧那么多开水干什么?不多,不多,那我烧完开水后干什么?" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "晾成凉白开,然后再倒回井里去。" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "那你还烧开水干什么?" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "消毒呀,干不完就不要想睡觉,不想干就立马走人。" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "好,十锅开水是吧,我烧,只要给够加班费,当牛作马无所谓,我烧!" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "吃饭,吃饭。" } ] }, { "id": "episode_64_chunk_22", "conversations": [ { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "等一下,呀,这么烫就敢往井里倒,偷工减料是不是?" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "没有啊,我已经晾了半个时辰啦。" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "哦,也就是说,这半个多时辰,你啥都没有干?" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "我干了,我在劈柴。" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "喔唷,这么半天,就劈了这么点柴,你还是不是个男人呀?" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "掌柜的,你是不是很讨厌那个人啊?" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "谁呀?" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "就是和我长得很像的那个人。" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "错了,我不讨厌他,也不恨他。就是对他没有感觉,毫无感觉。他走了之后,我一点都不难受,该逛街逛街,该吃饭吃饭,连一滴眼泪都没有掉过。某些人听了,是不是心里有点失望啊?" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "掌柜的,你说的某些人是指谁呀?" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "就是那个杀千刀的白展堂!" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "喔唷,还说不恨他,不恨他你还骂他干什么?" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "我不光骂他,我还打他掐他,踢他咬他。" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "喂喂喂,我跟你说,你说归说,不要动手好不好?我虽然是你的伙计,但我没有签卖身契给你,你不能胡来,你要胡来我对你不客气,我上衙门去告你。" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "告去,告去!你干啥去?" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "我告你去!" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "你站住,你干啥去呀!" } ] }, { "id": "episode_64_chunk_23", "conversations": [ { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "嗨,这么晚你干啥去呀?" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "她疯啦,我没招她没惹她,她要掐死我。" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "啊?" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "看看我这胳膊,让她掐成什么样?你还掐?" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "该,这是你自找的。" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "知道孤军奋战的滋味了吧?呼呼哈哈呼呼哈哈……" }, { "from": "莫小贝", "value": "白大哥……不对不对,草头大哥,你就认命吧,胳膊是拧不过大腿的喽。" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "拧不过我就不拧了,这个破地方我不呆了,今天这一天我算白干,你们不合起伙来欺负弱势群体吗,是吧,你们迟早会遭报应的!" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "你还来劲了是吧?" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "放手,放手!" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "你才来劲了呢!展堂,展堂,快起来……" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "喔唷,男女授受不亲啊,你刚才管我叫什么?我说过多少回了,我姓黄,草头黄,黄是黄豆豆的黄,豆是黄豆豆的豆,连起来就是……" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "你们来干啥呀?" }, { "from": "燕小六", "value": "我师父叫我跟你说一声,马上去趟十八里铺。" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "没有空,回去跟你师父说,他要想喝酒让他自己来。" }, { "from": "祝无双", "value": "不是邢捕头,是我师兄想见你。" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "想见就见呗,见吧。" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "你师兄?" }, { "from": "燕小六", "value": "佟掌柜,老白入室行窃,在十八里铺落网啦,听我师父说,马上重铐押送回京城……" }, { "from": "燕小六", "value": "掌柜的,掌柜的……" } ] }, { "id": "episode_65_chunk_0", "conversations": [ { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "掌柜的 掌柜的………" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "小六 你是听说的 还是亲眼所见啊" }, { "from": "燕小六", "value": "那还有假 我俩刚打那儿回来 老白已经被人打的不成人形了 口吐白沫 浑身抽抽" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "六儿 为啥打他 凭啥呀" }, { "from": "祝无双", "value": "他偷东西 人不打他打谁呀" }, { "from": "燕小六", "value": "打他都算轻的 我师父要不在那儿 当场就被人打成 植物人" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "啊~~!他这是罪有应得 谁让他手贱 要是落在我得手里 我把他双手双脚都给他剁了" }, { "from": "祝无双", "value": "也就是说 你连她最后一面都不想见了喽" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "见他 我为啥要见他 我吃饱了撑的 他跟我熟悉吗 我跟他什么关系 真有意思" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "好 你不去我们去" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "我们去" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "走 小贝甭搭理她" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "站住 你们就这么走了 年轻人还是沉不住气 不要忘了 咱们有免罪金牌 哈哈哈哈" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "对对对…" }, { "from": "祝无双", "value": "没用的 免罪金牌免不了他的罪" }, { "from": "祝无双", "value": "为什么" }, { "from": "祝无双", "value": "我师兄他杀了人了" }, { "from": "燕小六", "value": "对 他杀人了 他偷东西 人家追他 他随手一推 人家大头朝下 呱叽 脑袋摔开瓢了" }, { "from": "祝无双", "value": "要看就赶紧去吧 到了京城推赴菜市口砍头 你就来不及了" }, { "from": "豆豆", "value": "湘玉 湘玉 湘玉…" }, { "from": "豆豆", "value": "掌柜的 ……" }, { "from": "豆豆", "value": "湘玉…." }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "湘玉??" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "湘玉??" }, { "from": "豆豆", "value": "燕小六 你长没长眼睛 我这儿好好儿的 你见得是鬼呀" }, { "from": "燕小六", "value": "这又不是我的主意" }, { "from": "豆豆", "value": "祝无双" }, { "from": "祝无双", "value": "我……那个……哈哈……燕捕头你累了吧 我送你回去睡觉觉" }, { "from": "燕小六", "value": "对对,好好" }, { "from": "豆豆", "value": "你给我站住 站住" }, { "from": "豆豆", "value": "站住 我给你最后一次机会 到底怎么回事儿" }, { "from": "祝无双", "value": "我真的没有恶意 我只是看掌柜的对你不太好 才想了这个办法 为了就是想让你看清楚 万一你要是出了什么事儿 她对你是个什么态度吗" }, { "from": "豆豆", "value": "你看清楚了吗" }, { "from": "祝无双", "value": "…清楚了…她对你挺上心的 蛮好的蛮好的" }, { "from": "豆豆", "value": "你说你挺大个人 看上去人高马大的 脑容量怎么一点儿不见长啊" }, { "from": "燕小六", "value": "无双也是为了你好嘛…. 但是方式方法 有待改进 年轻人 一定要吸取教训 喔~~" }, { "from": "豆豆", "value": "我给你说啊 这回我是给小六面子 下回你再敢胡来 我当场废了你武功" }, { "from": "祝无双", "value": "不敢不敢 您忙啊您忙" }, { "from": "豆豆", "value": "你们干什么 你们干什么" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "我姓王 草头王" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "王豆的王 王豆的豆 哈哈哈" }, { "from": "豆豆", "value": "我给你们说啊 我压根就没走 一直在这附近看着呢 当然了 本身我没想回来 这不前两天闹山贼嘛" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "啊" }, { "from": "豆豆", "value": "我一看 我不在出了这么多事儿 我要不回来说不定得出多少乱子" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "你回就回来 你整这出儿干啥呀" }, { "from": "豆豆", "value": "这不抹不开面儿吗 换个身份换个名字 总比直接腆着脸回来强" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "幼稚 相当的幼稚" }, { "from": "豆豆", "value": "是是是" }, { "from": "莫小贝", "value": "你才幼稚呢" }, { "from": "莫小贝", "value": "嘘~~~小声点" }, { "from": "莫小贝", "value": "反正白大哥也回来了 以后再出门 甭管远近都得带上我" }, { "from": "豆豆", "value": "不出去了啊 哪儿也不走了 走吧" }, { "from": "莫小贝", "value": "又去哪儿呀" }, { "from": "豆豆", "value": "回屋啊 琢磨什么呢" } ] }, { "id": "episode_65_chunk_1", "conversations": [ { "from": "祝无双", "value": "师兄啊 掌柜的怎么样了" }, { "from": "豆豆", "value": "大夫说 她受了惊吓 虚火稍微有点旺 休息两天就好了" }, { "from": "祝无双", "value": "哦~~~" }, { "from": "豆豆", "value": "我告诉你啊 你下次再敢这样…" }, { "from": "祝无双", "value": "哦哦哦…你就当场废我武功 无双绝无怨言的……" }, { "from": "豆豆", "value": "客官里边请啊 里边请" }, { "from": "祝无双", "value": "哎哎哎…你这什么口音啊 师兄啊 你不会就一直这么装下去了吧" }, { "from": "豆豆", "value": "不装下去怎么办呀 现在不管怎么说还有一层窗户纸 这层窗户纸能不捅就不捅 省得麻烦" }, { "from": "豆豆", "value": "呦 掌柜的 你怎么不在屋好好躺着 你看 你怎么说下来就下来了阿呦~~慢点儿 慢点儿" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "行了 我自己会走 小郭 赶紧去准备马车" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "准备马车?你要上哪儿啊?" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "到十八里铺呀" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "啊?" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "再不去就真的来不及了" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "这…" }, { "from": "豆豆", "value": "掌柜的 是这样 我听说我和那个人长得蛮像的 你不要去了 你直接看我好了" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "对对对…" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "看你?你算老几啊?让来 没有功夫跟你废话 快走" }, { "from": "祝无双", "value": "掌柜的 你想见就见好了 呦 看你 那么憔悴 快去打扮打扮吧 我们给你准备马车去啊" }, { "from": "豆豆", "value": "是呀是呀 秀才秀才 过来扶掌柜的进房啊" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "你有没有搞错 到十八里铺 看谁去呀" }, { "from": "豆豆", "value": "可不咋的 都这个时候了 你跟着添什么乱呐你" }, { "from": "祝无双", "value": "师兄我错了嘛 不过你放心啊 我捅的篓子 我负责把他收拾好 决不给大家添麻烦的 嗯……我想想啊…" } ] }, { "id": "episode_65_chunk_2", "conversations": [ { "from": "祝无双", "value": "师兄来来…… 这边请……" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "这就是你说的不给大家添麻烦是吧?" }, { "from": "祝无双", "value": "师兄 保证最后一次了 只要闯过这一关 后面就没事了 呆会她要来 你该说什么就说什么啊" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "不是 那她死活要是不肯回去呢?" }, { "from": "祝无双", "value": "这就由不得她了 时间一到 我就和小六把她架出去 剩下的事情就看你的了 忘掉白展堂 爱上王豆豆 一个身躯 两个灵魂" }, { "from": "燕小六", "value": "来了来了 老白我跟你说你可快着点啊 擅进大牢 让人发现了可不得了啊" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "小六 过来 这是大牢 不是总统套房 你以为我愿意在这儿呆啊" }, { "from": "祝无双", "value": "师兄啊 你多保重啊 我们有空再来看你啊 掌柜的" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "都回去吧" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "你来啦" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "你这算是二进宫了吧" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "是 让你费心了啊" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "不费心 随便看看 看完就走" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "那你就回去吧 我出门也不太方便就不送了啊" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "不用送了 这篮子吃的就当是给你送行了" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "都是自己人你客气啥呀" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "呀 妈呀 你干啥呀你 妈呀 真疼" } ] }, { "id": "episode_65_chunk_3", "conversations": [ { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "小六来 你先喝口酒" }, { "from": "燕小六", "value": "我不会喝酒" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "那先练一练嘛 男子汉 酒量越大气量就越大 来来来" }, { "from": "燕小六", "value": "不喝了不喝了 明天早上还巡街呢" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "每天转来转去的 也抓不到贼 你不觉得没有意思吗?" }, { "from": "燕小六", "value": "还行吧 只要有耐心总能等着贼的" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "不要等了" }, { "from": "燕小六", "value": "嗯?" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "做个小买卖赚点钱 将来娶个媳妇生个娃比啥不强" }, { "from": "燕小六", "value": "你说的轻巧 做买卖不需要要本钱呐" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "要钱啊 等着啊" }, { "from": "燕小六", "value": "你……你关门干吗?" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "这三百两银子够不够 你放心钱不是问题 关键是情谊" }, { "from": "燕小六", "value": "我跟你有情谊吗?" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "咋没有 我跟你师父有情谊嘛 你跟你师父有情谊嘛 那咱俩就有情谊 这三百两银子 是我全部的积蓄 你要是嫌不够的话 我那边还有好多古董呢" }, { "from": "燕小六", "value": "等等等…你到底嘛意思?" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "展堂 还在牢里关着呢 我知道你跟牢头的关系很好…" }, { "from": "燕小六", "value": "你放心吧 我已经都跟他们打过招呼了 不会有人再打他了." }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "不是这个 不是这个意思 牢头的手里头有钥匙…" }, { "from": "燕小六", "value": "你….你别再说了 你再说我不抓你都不行了 贿赂公差可是大罪" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "小六 你想要什么只要我有 都可以给你 我这也是没有办法的办法 小六 我求求你啦…." }, { "from": "燕小六", "value": "佟掌柜 佟掌柜佟掌柜 你听我说 你的心情我可以理解 但是 但是国有国法 谁也不能犯了法 犯法就得认罪 我看在你跟我师父往日的情分上 这点事就当没发生过 如果下次再敢纠缠的话 休怪燕小六翻脸不认人" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "软的不行 看来只有来硬的 不要睡了 开会了开会了" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "劫狱?!!" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "嘘~~~!这也是没有办法的办法 押到京城之后咔嚓一刀啥都没有了" }, { "from": "祝无双", "value": "掌柜的 不是我们不想帮你……" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "不是帮我 是帮你师兄" }, { "from": "祝无双", "value": "我……我知道 可是…" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "不想帮也没有关系 我不会怪你们 同意的就留下 不同意的回屋睡觉" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "那也就是说都同意了" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "不是同意 我们是不想看你干傻事" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "你别忘了 老白杀了人" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "那是误杀" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "………" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "我不想辩论也没有时间辩论 事已至此我已经没有任何退路了 你们要是不想干就可以退出 我不会怪你们的" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "掌柜的 你还知道自己在干什么吗?" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "我不知道 但是我知道这是我唯一能做的事情 你们都不要劝我 那如果秀才被抓了你会怎么办?" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "我…我…" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "如果小郭被抓了你会怎么办?" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "…" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "如果蕙兰被抓了你会怎么办?" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "可老白他又不是蕙兰呐?!" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "…." }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "… 胜似惠兰" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "我再问你们最后一次 干不干" }, { "from": "祝无双", "value": "干……干也可以 你先说说计划吧" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "很简单 咱们先想办法冲进去 把牢门打开 把人救出来 远走高飞" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "…完了?" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "对" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "什么就完了 这就齐活儿了?" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "你不懂 越简单的计划就越有效 越复杂的计划漏洞就越多 你们大家有什么意见?" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "先想办法冲进去 想什么办法呢?" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "这就需要大家群策群力了" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "…." }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "我又没有劫过狱嘛" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "我们也没有劫过狱呀" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "万事开头难 我给大家一个晚上的时间考虑 明天一早 确定具体方案 散会" } ] }, { "id": "episode_65_chunk_4", "conversations": [ { "from": "豆豆", "value": "祝无双啊祝无双" }, { "from": "祝无双", "value": "师兄我错了嘛 我对不起你 你废了我武功好了" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "现在说这没用的干啥 还是先想想怎么对付掌柜的吧" }, { "from": "豆豆", "value": "事到如今 我只能跟她坦白了" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "哎~~那你赶紧的 我跟你说啊 就冲你这份觉悟 掌柜的也不能把你怎么着了" }, { "from": "莫小贝", "value": "就是 大不了赶出去 这回我跟你一起走" }, { "from": "豆豆", "value": "等等…湘玉不至于把我赶出去吧" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "怎么不至于 你都把她骗成这个样子了" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "哼 又是行贿又是劫狱的 你还想怎么样啊" }, { "from": "豆豆", "value": "这也不是我骗的她呀" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "你没骗 你到牢里干啥去 你是旅游观光啊你还是因公出差啊" }, { "from": "豆豆", "value": "我掐死你!!!!" }, { "from": "豆豆", "value": "哦……无双啊说她脖子有点酸 让我帮她捏一捏" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "我来吧" }, { "from": "豆豆", "value": "好" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "你先去吧 我找他们有点事情" }, { "from": "豆豆", "value": "…好好……" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "小贝也去吧 这么晚还不睡 明天早上不想上学了" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "去吧早点睡……" }, { "from": "莫小贝", "value": "哦…… 哦哦" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "把门关上啊" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "把门关上啊" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "我想了一个万全之策 狸猫换太子" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "啥……啥意思啊" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "外头那个是狸猫 牢里那个是太子 你是这意思吧" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "聪明 我也不想这样 但是非常时期非常手段 这个草头王莫名其妙的就送上门来 这就是天意 天都帮忙了 就休怪我心狠手辣顺水推舟了 大嘴 去弄几个菜来" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "咋 你饿啦?" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "叫你去你就去 稍等 小郭 你那还有没有蒙汗药" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "你……你要蒙汗药干什么?" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "下到酒里去 如果不把他给弄晕了拿谁换太子去 你们都不要废话了啊 赶紧行动起来 我在外头等你们 弄好了就赶紧通知我一声" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "….掌柜的…." }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "快点" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "把老白放倒了去换老白 这叫啥事儿啊 这是" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "不要问我 谁惹得乱子谁负责收拾去" }, { "from": "祝无双", "value": "事已至此 就只能见招拆招了 能不能闯过这一关 就看师兄的造化了" } ] }, { "id": "episode_65_chunk_5", "conversations": [ { "from": "豆豆", "value": "干啥呀 你扯我干啥 松手 把衣裳扯坏了" }, { "from": "祝无双", "value": "师兄啊 我就给你一个忠告啊 千万不要喝那壶酒" }, { "from": "豆豆", "value": "这壶酒?" }, { "from": "祝无双", "value": "啊" }, { "from": "豆豆", "value": "为啥呀?出啥事了" }, { "from": "祝无双", "value": "哎呀 来不及作解释了 熬过今晚再作打算 别喝那壶酒 千万别喝啊" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "来了来了 菜是少了一点儿 酒还是不错的 你来了 连个欢迎会都没有 现在就算是给你接风了啊 坐" }, { "from": "豆豆", "value": "这个酒还是蛮不错的啊" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "少了少了 感情深一口闷 我跟你的感情就这么一小口啊?" }, { "from": "豆豆", "value": "我们之间有感情?" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "这才像个爷们儿 再来一杯" }, { "from": "豆豆", "value": "掌柜的 我不能喝了 我明天早上还要早起啊" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "不给面子是吧 我告诉你 要不是看你跟他长得像 我才不会收留你呢 你要想接着干就赶紧喝 再不喝就给我卷铺盖走人" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "再来一杯" }, { "from": "豆豆", "value": "不能喝了掌柜的 这个酒好像有点不对啊" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "咋不对?" }, { "from": "豆豆", "value": "味道还是蛮好的 就是有点上头啊" } ] }, { "id": "episode_65_chunk_13", "conversations": [ { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "赶紧备辆马车 咱们连夜杀奔十八里铺" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "掌柜的 他万一要醒了怎么办?这药劲儿只能撑一个晚上 那就再给他灌一点 谁帮我搭把手" }, { "from": "祝无双", "value": "掌柜的 蒙汗药不能多灌 否则伤脑子的" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "就是要伤脑子 最好变成白痴 把咱们供出来以后还怎么混呀" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "掌柜的不行 都是爹生娘养先生教的 你这么做伤天害理的呀" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "只要能把展堂救出来 就是下十八层地狱我也不会在乎的" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "掌柜的!" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "秀才说得对 都是爹生娘养的 人家活得好好的 凭啥为一个不相干的人赔命" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "掌柜的掌柜的 那咱还劫不劫狱了" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "算了 国有国法 杀人就该偿命 这就是血的代价 不管他了 你们大家好生过日子去吧" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "我好后悔呀 我从一开始就不应该嫁过来…." }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "就知道你们俩要来 今天谢谢你们了啊" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "谢我们什么呀" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "要不是你们拦着我就该干傻事情了" }, { "from": "祝无双", "value": "哦……这应该的 这应该的啊" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "是是是…" }, { "from": "祝无双", "value": "如果我师兄可能回来你打算怎么办?" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "现在说这种话 还有什么意义啊?" }, { "from": "祝无双", "value": "你先别管有没有意义嘛 你就告诉我们 你会不会原谅他" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "不会" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "啊…" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "因为我从来都没有怪过他 自从他走的那一刻起 我的心 就像是被几千把刀子同时割着 割一刀 疼一下 好不容易结了疤 又是一刀 我每天都在祈祷 忘了他吧 忘了就好了 忘了就解脱了忘了就不疼了 可还是忘不了 醒着满脑子都是他 好不容易睡着了 梦里头还是他 怎么办 怎么办" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "忘不了就忘不了呗 留个念想嘛 以后说不定还有机会呢" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "都这样了 还有什么机会呀 我活到现在连个安慰奖都没有中过 还怎么可能又什么奇迹出现啊" }, { "from": "祝无双", "value": "万一有奇迹出现呢?" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "我愿意付出一切代价 还是你们两个人好 在我最需要关怀的时候 对我不离不弃的 从来没有骗过我 也没有伤害过我 我想亲生姐妹也不过如此吧" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "..嗯……" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "你们俩是不是有什么话要对我说啊" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "没有!" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "我已经想好了 既然他回不来 那我就去好了" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "…去哪里啊?" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "明天我就把店卖了" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "啊?" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "跟他去躺京城 想办法通通路子 该上刀山上刀山 该滚钉板滚钉板 实在捞不出来 我就跟他一起死 也算是对他尽心了" } ] }, { "id": "episode_65_chunk_14", "conversations": [ { "from": "祝无双", "value": "来先喝杯浓茶解解酒啊 你再擦擦脸醒醒神儿" }, { "from": "豆豆", "value": "自己来 昨天是什么酒啊 怎么劲儿这么大呢" }, { "from": "祝无双", "value": "就是一般的老白干啊" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "对啊" }, { "from": "祝无双", "value": "…稍微加了一点蒙汗药 不多就一点儿" }, { "from": "豆豆", "value": "哪儿来得蒙汗药?" }, { "from": "祝无双", "value": "她的!" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "药……是我的 但她亲手拆的包" }, { "from": "祝无双", "value": "是她亲手下的" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "他亲口喝得…她亲口吩咐的" }, { "from": "豆豆", "value": "湘玉?" }, { "from": "祝无双", "value": "对对……就是她 用心何其狠毒 简直是令人发指啊" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "对对……发指" }, { "from": "豆豆", "value": "湘玉给我下蒙汗药 为什么?" }, { "from": "祝无双", "value": "她脑子糊涂呀 我们都劝她 她不听怎么办啦 搞得我们也很被动的是吧" }, { "from": "豆豆", "value": "祝无双!你给我老实交待 到底怎么回事?" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "掌柜的要跟你去京城 然后把店卖了" }, { "from": "豆豆", "value": "去京城?我什么时候说我要去京城啊" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "她以为你要去京城送死了呗 就想把店卖了 通通路子" }, { "from": "祝无双", "value": "不过你也不要急 她心里还是有你的呀 她昨天晚上亲口跟我说得 该上刀山上刀山 该滚钉板滚钉板实在捞不出来 我就跟他一起死 也算是对他尽心了" }, { "from": "豆豆", "value": "这真是她这么说得?" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "你也不要高兴的太早 掌柜的要知道真相 不定发多大脾气呐" }, { "from": "豆豆", "value": "发就发 只要她心里有我什么都好办" }, { "from": "祝无双", "value": "对对对 师兄 接下来的事 就看你的喽 好好干 没错的" }, { "from": "豆豆", "value": "你给我站住 在我没脱罪之前你哪儿都不许去还有你 去 把他们都给我叫来" }, { "from": "豆豆", "value": "呆会等她下来啊 你们先帮我旁敲侧击 等她口风松了以后我再坦白 如果她要是发脾气 诸位帮我多劝着点儿" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "那要是劝不住怎么办呢?" }, { "from": "莫小贝", "value": "劝不住…那咱就跟她对这干 咱们人多力量大 我就不相信咱们这么多人 还吵不过她一个人" }, { "from": "豆豆", "value": "小姑奶奶我求求你消停点啊 小郭 赶紧去" }, { "from": "豆豆", "value": "苍天保佑 如果这回成了 我发誓我这辈子滴酒不沾" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "如果是卖店的事儿就请大家不要说了 我主意已定 请大家放心啊 卖了店之后遣散费我一分钱都不会少你们的啊" }, { "from": "豆豆", "value": "掌柜的 这不是钱的问题" }, { "from": "豆豆", "value": "是啊是啊" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "王先生 这二钱银子你拿去吧 多了我也没有 再换个工作去吧" }, { "from": "豆豆", "value": "湘玉" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "你管我叫啥?" }, { "from": "豆豆", "value": "是我 展堂" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "看着我 认真看着我 很像但你绝不是他" }, { "from": "豆豆", "value": "为什么吗" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "眼睛是不会骗人的 你长地很像他 口音学的也不错 但是眼神不对" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "咋不对啦 这不挺对的吗" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "展堂每次看我的时候 眼中充满了温柔和怜惜 这个人不像" }, { "from": "豆豆", "value": "不是 不是 我刚才心态不好 这回呢" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "我说的是怜惜 不是色咪咪" }, { "from": "豆豆", "value": "我酝酿一下情绪啊 再来……" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "不用了 我知道你们都不想让我卖这个店 所以想出来这个办法哄我 你们的好意湘玉心领了 但是他一天不脱身我就一天过不安稳 我上辈子欠他的 我认了" }, { "from": "莫小贝", "value": "嫂子你去哪儿?" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "拜访钱夫人 她不是很想要我这个店吗?给她就是了" }, { "from": "豆豆", "value": "湘玉 玉" } ] }, { "id": "episode_65_chunk_15", "conversations": [ { "from": "钱夫人", "value": "哎呀 敢情你们后院是这样的呀 这整个一个垃圾场吗这是" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "看着不太干净 稍微一收拾就完全不一样了" }, { "from": "钱夫人", "value": "再看看这几个伙计啊 一个个獐头鼠目傻不啦叽的样儿" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "看着傻 一个个都鸡贼着呢" }, { "from": "钱夫人", "value": "哎呀 我呢 倒不是不想买你这个店 可你这店也忒破了点不是的" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "岂止是破 简直就是惨不忍睹啊" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "郭芙蓉" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "会不会做生意 会不会说话啊 这个店呐 虽然是破了一点 但是还是很有历史价值的" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "以前还住过很多名人" }, { "from": "钱夫人", "value": "名人?" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "姬无命你知道吗 就……就那盗神 就死在你脚下" }, { "from": "钱夫人", "value": "妈呀~~" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "不要怕啊~ 胡说啥呢 明明死在大堂 呵呵 是自杀 死地心甘情愿 没有忌讳" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "没事 他白天一般不出来也就晚上出来溜达溜达你要见着就全当没看着" }, { "from": "钱夫人", "value": "咋招你们这还闹鬼啊" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "你听他们胡说呢伙计们是不想卖可以理解啊" }, { "from": "莫小贝", "value": "谁说不想卖了我跟你说 就这个破地儿我跟你说 我一天都待不下 一刮风满院都是树叶扫都扫不干净 一下雨那个井里就泛味儿恶心死啦" }, { "from": "祝无双", "value": "是的呀~臭是臭地来一塌糊涂~隔夜饭也呕的出来" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "这个都不算什么我告诉你啊最恐怖的是这个屋顶啊偶呦~" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "灶台和风箱里还都是耗子窝" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": " Jesus Christso dirty place" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "你们不要再说啦方言土语家乡话还有洋文人家钱夫人根本就听不懂谈判的时候要讲普通话…钱夫人 我这个店是不怎么样 您要是觉得好 您就开个价 您要是觉得不好的话 我就换个人谈去" }, { "from": "钱夫人", "value": "佟掌柜啊 你看你别着急啊 有话好商量 都街坊邻居的不是 你看你上次出事 那千年人参还是我出的呢 你忘了?佟掌柜 你看啊 我们家的情况呢你也了解 生意是不少 可没几个赚钱的不是 我们家那败家老钱呐 只会花钱不会赚 说实话啊 我手头还真是不太宽裕" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "您就说个实价吧 成就成 不成就算" }, { "from": "钱夫人", "value": "二百两…那就等于抢 你看我再不宽裕 我也不能趁火打劫不是的 ….三百两…也不太现实是吧 毕竟是这么大地界儿呢 那就……四百两? ……我知道了 这肯定也不是你们的心理价位 啥也不说了 五百两!" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "成交" }, { "from": "钱夫人", "value": "一言为定 佟掌柜 这五十两银票啊算是预付款 剩下的呢 我现在就回去拿去 你把那房契给我准备好啊 对了 还有里边那些古董啥的" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "你要是喜欢的话就留给您了" }, { "from": "钱夫人", "value": "佟掌柜啊 我就是喜欢你这性格 爽快 就冲你这个 我再给你加……五两银子那你们等着啊 我马上就回来" }, { "from": "祝无双", "value": "师兄 我们现在怎么办啊" }, { "from": "豆豆", "value": "现在唯一的办法就是证明我就是白展堂" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "哎~~大堂在那边~~" }, { "from": "豆豆", "value": "我找我以前的衣服去" } ] }, { "id": "episode_65_chunk_21", "conversations": [ { "from": "白展堂", "value": "衣服放你这儿了 敢说出去 我一指头戳死你" }, { "from": "小米", "value": "这是唱那出?" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "展堂呢?" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "他不是上去了吗?你没看见啊?" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "展堂确实在我的屋里 王豆豆呢" }, { "from": "豆豆", "value": "掌柜的你找我有事啊?我刚才从外面回来 你这个店不是要卖掉吗?我就提前出去看一看 哦呦 现在的工作真是好难找啊 普普通通的一个杂役 排了好长好长的队 现在的世道真是很艰辛哦" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "那你就慢慢找啊 有什么需要帮忙的跟我说一声啊" }, { "from": "豆豆", "value": "那我就提前谢谢你喽 就算以后我不在这里干了 我的心还是和大家在一起的啊" } ] }, { "id": "episode_65_chunk_22", "conversations": [ { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "展堂~~!" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "怎么样 我说过下边那不是我吧" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "你可把我吓死了 你是咋逃出来的" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "我就是趁他们不注意我就逃出来了" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "那也撑不了多久 不行 咱得赶紧走" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "走……你……我" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "你放心 我跟钱夫人已经说好了 把这个店卖了 五百两银子 我这还剩下三百两 八百两 足够咱们当盘缠用的了" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "不是 湘玉我的意思是这个店还是别卖" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "你不要再说了 上次是我不好 我太任性了 不该把你赶出去" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "不是 湘玉不怪你 其实是我做的不好" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "展堂~~" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "湘玉~~" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "哎 你刚上来的时候 看见那个人了没有" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "哪个人啊?" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "就是跟你长得很像的那个人 你看见他了没有" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "我应该 没看见啊" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "你上哪儿去啊" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "我找我以前的衣服去" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "唉~~卖了就卖了吧 只要能存有一线希望" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "王先生 不要以为你换了衣服变了发型就是他了 差的远呢" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "湘玉" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "不要再说了 我不会相信你的 你出去" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "对不起了 葵花点穴手~这回信了吧 信了就眨眨眼" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "葵花解穴手~!" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "展堂…" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "湘玉…" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "你骗我骗得好苦呀" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "不是……我……" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "你怎么会是这种人呢 耍人很好玩是吧 我姓王 草头王 你到底存的什么心思啊 不把我耍的家破人亡灯尽油枯就不算完是吧" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "不是…我…我是从大狱里逃出来的 下面那个根本不是我" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "你还耍个没有完了" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "不是……真的 我跟那小子一点关系都没有 就是长得像点 不信你自己下去看看" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "好 我这就下去 如果你说的是真的 过去的种种我既往不咎 如果是假的…哼!" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "湘玉湘玉 你听我说" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "你不要再折腾了 我把门已经锁上了 你好好反省 呆会儿再找你算帐" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "湘玉湘玉…让你看看什么才是真正的轻功" } ] }, { "id": "episode_65_chunk_26", "conversations": [ { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "这个店啊….我们不卖了 你回吧" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "你等一下 我下去看一看 马上就回马上就回来 等我一下啊" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "天呐!!" }, { "from": "钱夫人", "value": "咋着 你是老板啊 卖不卖是你说了算得?" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "你怎么说话呢你" }, { "from": "钱夫人", "value": "佟老板呐 你来的正好 这是四百五十两银子 你拿着啊 房契呢?" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "哎呀 对不起啊 这个店我不卖了来给钱夫人看茶" }, { "from": "钱夫人", "value": "哎……哎……佟老板呐 这咋说变就变了呢 你要是觉得那个价钱太低啊 那咱还可以再商量商量" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "这不是钱的问题 是我不想卖了 把茶端过来" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "喝水吧" }, { "from": "食客", "value": "倒酒 " }, { "from": "钱夫人", "value": "佟掌柜 你是觉得我特好说话是咋的 亏你还是个生意人 这点信用都没有" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "是在抱歉啊 这五十两银子你先拿回去啊" }, { "from": "钱夫人", "value": "刚才来得时候啊 我们家老钱还特地嘱咐我 让我对你客气着点儿 我给他这个面子了 可你呢?啊" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "那你回去之后 也替我向你们家老钱问好啊 改日我一定登门道歉 郑重道歉 亲自亲口及亲历亲为的向你们道歉" }, { "from": "钱夫人", "value": "用不着 佟湘玉 你给我记着 三个月之内 我要不把你赶出七侠镇 我就跟你姓" }, { "from": "钱夫人", "value": "我好怕怕 我好怕怕………" }, { "from": "食客", "value": "倒酒" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "掌柜的 咱真的不卖了" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "不卖了 我答应过展堂了" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "还是老白厉害 一劝掌柜的就听了" }, { "from": "祝无双", "value": "光劝又什么用 主要是看行动 我师兄楼上楼下一圈圈的跑 换你你行啊" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "一圈圈的跑??" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "…." } ] }, { "id": "episode_65_chunk_27", "conversations": [ { "from": "白展堂", "value": "等我回头再收拾你" }, { "from": "祝无双", "value": "啊….我又说错什么啦" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "湘玉" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "为什么呀" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "什么为什么?" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "为什么要一次次一次次地骗我 为什么呀" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "湘玉你听我跟你解释" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "不要说了 出去 我以后再也不想看见你了 你给我滚 滚呐 滚…." }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "掌柜的 掌柜的" }, { "from": "祝无双", "value": "你听我说 这事都是我出的主意……" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "我也参与了……" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "都给我闭嘴 你们为什么要合着伙骗我呀 为什么呀" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "掌柜的 掌柜的" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "为什么 为什么….疼吗?" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "疼 但我不怪你 以后我要是再骗你 哪怕是善意的谎言 就让我天打雷劈不得好死" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "展堂 咋了这是" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "头晕想吐 八成刚才头磕着墙得脑震荡了" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "疼不疼呀 我带你去看大夫去好不好 展堂 对不起你……" } ] }, { "id": "episode_66_chunk_1", "conversations": [ { "from": "邢捕头", "value": "别动,别动," }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "哇……" } ] }, { "id": "episode_66_chunk_2", "conversations": [ { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "哎,老白,吃瓜子哪,好些了吧。" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "头晕,想吐,就像吃点酸的。" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "头晕就别吃瓜子了。" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "跟你有关系吗?有事说事没事走人。" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "嘁,抠门的样子!当然有事了,店里那么多活呢。你打算躺到什么时候啊?" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "躺倒不晕为止。大夫说了,少则一个月,多则半年。" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "那是一般人儿。你是谁啊,你会武功。" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "会武功就得遭歧视啊?会武功就不能有脆弱的时候?妈呀,头又晕了,等会儿" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "老白?" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "等等等等,不光晕还失忆了。对了,你叫啥来着?哎呀,咋想不起来了呢?头晕呢。" } ] }, { "id": "episode_66_chunk_3", "conversations": [ { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "掌柜的掌柜的,记得吧记得吧,上次他手指头伤着了一直不肯干活,就是装病" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "这次不一样,这次是脑袋瓜子震荡了,这不是开玩笑的啊" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "脑震荡,那还一斤一斤的磕瓜子" }, { "from": "莫小贝", "value": "一天一天在床上躺着" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "一宿一宿让我们陪夜" }, { "from": "祝无双", "value": "还一次一次提出无理的请求" }, { "from": "祝无双", "value": "恩?" }, { "from": "祝无双", "value": "我是说捏肩捶腿啦" }, { "from": "祝无双", "value": "嗨~" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "我还以为有啥绯闻呢" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "想到哪儿去了" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "噼噼~" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "他是个病人嘛,大家就帮帮忙。熬过这一阵子呀,我给大家放大假,咱们到广阳府散散心" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "哼~~" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "咋了" }, { "from": "莫小贝", "value": "又是AA制吧" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "我出钱" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "耶~" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "我的杏儿~我的杏儿~" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "哦,咱们镇上没有,明天我到十八里铺给你弄去啊" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "一个病人,头疼欲裂痛不欲生,就这么点要求你们都不能满足" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "头疼你脚咋瘸了" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "太疼了,转移到脚上了" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "哎哎哎~" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "腿咋不瘸了" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "这不又转移到手上了吗" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "切~" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "哎呀妈呀,都快成鸡爪了。啧,那胖子,胖子,说你呢你胖你不知道啊,给我弄点鸡爪补补" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "这么晚了,我到哪儿给你弄鸡爪去行行行,待会儿给你弄" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "还有那个酷似书生那个窝囊玩意儿" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "啊啊,我……" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "给我弄本挪威森林看看" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "我们这是什么朝代啊,哪有这么小资的书啊" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "没有就给我写一本,我今天晚上入睡全指它了别别别碰这手。还有那个挺漂亮的那个没你俩啥事儿,给我炖碗老鸭汤,炖老一点" }, { "from": "祝无双", "value": "明天一早我还巡街呢马上就去了" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "还有那个稍微可爱一点的没你啥事,暂时没事了,但不许睡觉随时待命啊。都动起来啊,全都活动起来,像我这只手一样,快点儿的。" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "我收拾不死他我。" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "哎哎哎,你们可不要乱来啊,他毕竟是个病人嘛。" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "放心,我自有分寸。他不是号称失忆吗?咱们也跟他玩失忆。咱们设个套,折腾死他我。看谁玩得过谁?秀才!" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "着!" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "去把我迷魂香拿来。" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "嗯哪。" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "大嘴,去把小六叫来。" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "哎" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "明天一早,我就让他魂断街头。哼哼哼。。" } ] }, { "id": "episode_66_chunk_4", "conversations": [ { "from": "白展堂", "value": "哈楸~咋回事儿啊,我咋睡这儿了?" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "呵~小伙子" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "小伙子?" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "老大爷?嘿嘿" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "李大嘴,你没事儿吧你啊" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "哎,你咋知道我外号呢,你谁呀?" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "你说我谁啊,你说我谁啊" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "快来人救命啊,有人劫道" }, { "from": "燕小六", "value": "住手,你谁啊你,恩?" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "小六我跟你说,这小子要绑架我" }, { "from": "燕小六", "value": "哪里来的小毛贼,你姓嘛叫嘛,从哪儿来到哪儿去,家里几口人人均几亩地地里几头牛,说说说……说。干嘛不说话,本捕快的话你听不明白是吧" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "燕小六,你睡糊涂了你啊。我,老白呀" }, { "from": "燕小六", "value": "老白?" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "啊。" }, { "from": "燕小六", "value": "姓老还是姓白" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "白展堂,同福客栈跑堂的" }, { "from": "燕小六", "value": "有吗?" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "没有啊,我们店没这人呐" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "李大嘴!" }, { "from": "燕小六", "value": "怎么的,还想恐吓证人是吧" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "不是" }, { "from": "燕小六", "value": "帮我照顾好我七舅姥爷他三外甥女" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "葵花点穴手李大嘴你……" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "不是不是不是" } ] }, { "id": "episode_66_chunk_5", "conversations": [ { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "哎,小郭小郭" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "咋了" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "那那那……" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "嘿~来者何人" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "闪开,没你事儿,大嘴" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "站住,你谁呀你,叫什么呀姓什么呀,敢在姑奶奶地头撒野你不想活了你,知道这店谁开的吗" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "谁开的" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "小郭,是我,老白" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "喔,确实是挺白的呀,你是用什么牌子护肤品啊你跟我说一下下嘛,哦哟~哦哟~" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "芙妹,这是你的朋友吧" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "秀……" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "幸会幸会,在下姓吕,双口吕,还没请教您?" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "天呐天呐天呐,这到底怎么回事啊这这" }, { "from": "莫小贝", "value": "上学喽!" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "小贝,小贝……" }, { "from": "莫小贝", "value": "这人谁呀?小郭姐姐" }, { "from": "莫小贝", "value": "不认识啊" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "他怎么认识你的?" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "你也不记得我啦" }, { "from": "莫小贝", "value": "慢慢慢,我好象在哪儿见过你" }, { "from": "莫小贝", "value": "啊?" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "肯定见过呀,你再仔细想想,你肯定能想起来" }, { "from": "莫小贝", "value": "喔~~我想起来了" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "想起来了" }, { "from": "莫小贝", "value": "楚留香嘛" }, { "from": "莫小贝", "value": "喔~~楚留香?你见过他啊" }, { "from": "莫小贝", "value": "见……没有见过呀,但是我想象中的楚留香应该就长他这样。" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "别逗了,我长得比他帅多了" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "呵~人家可是传说中的盗帅啊。" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "我还是传说中的盗圣呢!" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "什么圣?" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "不会吧,你们连这个都忘啦,盗圣白玉汤,偷九龙杯的那个。" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "哎哎,没听说过,光听说有盗帅盗神啥的。" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "不许过来,知道我是谁吗我是关中大侠,朝廷认证的。" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "你把它掏出来想说明什么。" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "我武功高啊,不是一般二般的高。" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "对对" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "咋了这是,有事冲我来,我是掌柜的。" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "掌柜的你不要下来,这个人是给姬无命报仇的。" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "湘玉。" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "闪开,排山倒海!" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "葵花点穴手!" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "我跟你拼了!" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "葵花点葵花……" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "英雄,英雄饶命啊,我上有八十岁老母,下有三岁的孩子,你杀我一人就等于杀我全家呀。啊!" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "湘玉" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "掌柜的掌柜的,你快跑啊。掌柜的,你记得替我们报仇啊掌柜的。" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "葵花点穴手葵花解穴手,葵花点~你看还有什么说的?" }, { "from": "莫小贝", "value": "你你不要过来啊,我自己点我自己就可以了,嫂子,下辈子我还做你小姑子啊。葵花点穴手,这个姿势太难受啊,我换一个啊行了吧" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "这位英雄,姬无命是我杀的,跟他们通通没有关系。" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "湘玉啊,你真不记得我了啊?" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "我记得,你就是一个不折不扣的衣冠禽兽。" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "呵~你不记得我无所谓,但有些事你不会忘记的。你想想,你是怎么流落到这儿的啊。你想不起来无所谓啊,我帮你想,那天你穿着一件鲜红鲜红的红嫁衣" } ] }, { "id": "episode_66_chunk_6", "conversations": [ { "from": "家丁", "value": "大小姐,您就跟我回去吧,老爷都不等了,您在这儿还等什么劲儿啊?走吧,我去雇马车。" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "等等,等不到我的夫君,我死也不会回去的" }, { "from": "家丁", "value": "都三天了,连个口信儿都没有,说出去…" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "你不要再说了,要回你们回,我坚决不回" }, { "from": "家丁", "value": "唉~~老爷那儿还有一大堆的事儿等我办呢,唉~~大小姐,您自己多保重" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "你回来,你回来,你回来~~,你回来~~…" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "快去问问,那女的嚎啥呢" }, { "from": "邢捕头", "value": "哎哎哎,我们李捕头问了阿,你大白天你嚎什么呢" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "你管呢,我愿意喊" }, { "from": "邢捕头", "value": "哎?!在七侠镇还没有人敢你这么喊的,你回来,回来什么呀回来!" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "你以为我想喊吗?你以为我不想回家吗?你以为我赶了一千多里地就为了坐在这儿瞎喊吗?你回来~~" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "你还敢叫板了是不是?!小邢,把她给我逮到衙门去,重打四十大板" }, { "from": "邢捕头", "value": "好,我告诉你啊,你这个…你看,这样做有点儿不太合规矩" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "是吗?" }, { "from": "邢捕头", "value": "嗯嗯" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "我让你逮就逮!天塌下来我顶着呢" }, { "from": "邢捕头", "value": "不是,这个事情…" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "咋的?!我是捕头,我话不顶用了是吧?!我把你从乡下调来,不是让你跟我作对的,你知道不?" }, { "from": "邢捕头", "value": "好好好好…新娘子!麻烦你跟我们走一趟吧,走!" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "我不走,我不走!我的夫君" }, { "from": "姬无命", "value": "哎!你干吗去?" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "你没看她身上有颗夜明珠嘛?" }, { "from": "邢捕头", "value": "哎呦呦…" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "你给我放开,松手,松手" }, { "from": "邢捕头", "value": "她咬着我呢" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "松口松口,你不松口是吧?别怪我对你不客气了阿?是你自找的!呀~~~~!" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "住手!" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "来者何人?" }, { "from": "姬无命", "value": "她的官人!" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "官人?" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "小宝,是你吗?" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "这儿呢" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "哎,等死我了,干什么吗?我还以为你不想娶我了" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "打那以后,咱俩再也没分开过你笑什么呀,你难道就一点都想不起来啦" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "这个你恐怕是误会了,我当初留在这里是因为大嘴留我" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "这怎么可能呢,他一个小捕快,跟你非亲非故的为什么要留你啊" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "他留我是见我可怜于心不忍" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "就他?李大嘴?" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "就是他,这样一个充满爱心一身正气的男人" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "哈哈哈哈……" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "山丹丹的那个开花哟,红艳艳,光脚丫的哥哥你啥时候来" }, { "from": "燕小六", "value": "别别别唱了别唱了,大白天的不好好在家里待着,满街乱唱嘛" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "你以为我想唱啊,我以为我不想回家呀,你以为我赶了一千多里的地,就为了坐在这儿唱小曲吗" }, { "from": "燕小六", "value": "还还敢顶嘴,信不信我把你逮起来我" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "你凭啥逮我,我又没有犯法" }, { "from": "燕小六", "value": "你……你……叫板是不是,我问你,你姓嘛叫嘛从哪儿来到哪儿去,有没有人证物证身份证,答不上来,跟我衙门里走一趟跟我走了" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "住手姑娘受惊了,我本镇的唯一捕头,姓李" }, { "from": "燕小六", "value": "啊~~~~~" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "木子李" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "好一个充满爱心一身正气的好男儿" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "打那个时候起,我们的命运就被牢牢的绑在了一起" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "也就是说,我从来都没出现过" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "这个……我不知道你的脑子是不是受过伤" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "受过伤,前两天的事,有点脑震荡,怎么了" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "这就难怪了,你很有可能得了失忆症。不过你放心,只要你肯放过我们,医药费我可以帮你你" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "湘玉,我求求你,我求求你,你再想想,再想想成吗" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "你有话说话,不要动手" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "湘玉" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "来人呐,非礼呀,非礼呀" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "无双" }, { "from": "祝无双", "value": "葵花点穴手,葵花解穴手" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "哎,动了动了" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "无双,他们不记得我了无所谓,你是我师妹你也不记得我?" }, { "from": "祝无双", "value": "谁是你师妹呀,你什么派的" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "葵花派呀" }, { "from": "祝无双", "value": "你也是葵花派的,我怎么没有见过你啊" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "没见过?好,没见过无所谓啊,你想一下你当初是怎么来到这儿的" }, { "from": "祝无双", "value": "我就这么来的,你什么意思嘛" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "没有我,他们能收留你,他们不收留你你怎么当上捕快的" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "救命啊杀人啦" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "郭公子有话好好说吗你这是干啥" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "替天行道" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "哎呀妈呀,这话咋听着耳熟呢" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "雌雄双煞" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "是双侠,你们怎么知道" }, { "from": "莫小贝", "value": "地球人都知道" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "不要过来,苦海无边回头是岸岸" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "按佛家来说,放下屠刀立地成佛佛" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "佛法无边普渡众生生" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "生生亦何欢死亦何惧惧" }, { "from": "莫小贝", "value": "惧据说明天有雨" }, { "from": "莫小贝", "value": "嗯?" }, { "from": "莫小贝", "value": "你杀了我吧" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "站起来,要死也死的有骨气。" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "小姑娘我杀你干吗,你又没犯法。" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "我们也没有犯法。" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "开黑店还不算犯法?" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "早叫你别贪财这回遭报应了。" } ] }, { "id": "episode_66_chunk_9", "conversations": [ { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "不对不对,第一,当时没有你这个人,不信你问他们" }, { "from": "祝无双", "value": "没有。" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "没有。" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "真的没有,我们都不知道的" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "第二,小郭是被我活活说服的。" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "就凭你?说服她?" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "对呀。" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "当天的情况是这样子的。" } ] }, { "id": "episode_66_chunk_10", "conversations": [ { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "郭公子有话好好说吗,你这是干啥" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "替天行道。" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "哎呀妈呀,这话咋听着耳熟呢。" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "雌雄双煞。" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "是双侠,你们怎么知道。" }, { "from": "莫小贝", "value": "地球人都知道。" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "郭公子,你这样做是不对的。" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "为什么不对呀。" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "因为暴力是解决不了任何问题的,这个世界需要和平,需要和平,需要爱,啵~让我们伸出温暖的双臂,去拥抱一个美好的未来吧。" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "好吧,让我们手拉着手,心连着心,共同创造新生活" }, { "from": "莫小贝", "value": "轻轻的……" }, { "from": "莫小贝", "value": "捧着你的脸,为你把眼泪擦干,这颗心永远属于你,告诉我不再孤单。" } ] }, { "id": "episode_66_chunk_11", "conversations": [ { "from": "白展堂", "value": "什么,这就完了?" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "那还咋嘛,我说的还不够好吗?" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "很好啊,哎,当时听完以后啊,我心里那份感动蹭蹭的往外冒,眼泪哗哗的。当场我就决定一定要洗心革面,重新作人。" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "不可能,你们再想想,再想想……" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "这位先生,你是不是因为脑震荡把脑子摔坏了。" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "我脑袋确实撞了一下,但我第二天就好啦。" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "开什么玩笑,脑震荡诶,大哥,怎么可能说好就好呢。" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "我当时第一天是有点头晕,第二天睡了一觉就没事了,我都到这个时候,我还蒙你们干什么呀?" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "喔~~呵呵。" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "你终于承认是蒙我们的啊。" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "我……你们……" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "我们……" }, { "from": "祝无双", "value": "需要一个合理的解释。" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "解释什么呀,有什么好解释的。" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "某些人好象前两天刚发过毒誓,说这一辈子都不再骗我了。" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "往床上一躺,瓜子一磕,小曲一哼,快活得很哟。" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "呃~~~" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "我确实有点头晕,想吐呢。" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "哎?" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "但是,已经好了,呵呵,诸位,我错了,我确实错了,我要恕罪,大家有什么吩咐只管说大家对我多好,怕我累着,没什么吩咐,我挺自责的,真的。" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "老白,这把扫把你好好扫,落了灰我收拾你哟。" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "老白,这把菜刀你给我好好磨啊,卷了刃我饶不了你哟。" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "老白,这帐本好好记,记错一笔拿你是问啊。" }, { "from": "祝无双", "value": "师兄啊,这双官靴你好好洗,洗不干净不要来见我啊。" }, { "from": "莫小贝", "value": "白大哥白大哥,这本作业……" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "恩?" }, { "from": "莫小贝", "value": "呃~我自己做,回头你帮我交到书院里头啊。" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "那都给我了,你们干啥呀。" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "我们都说好了,等你恢复了,就放个假,去广阳府转一转。好好看家,我们三五天就回来,收拾行李,准备出发" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "别别别,湘玉,不能留下我啊,诸位。晕了呢,真晕了,恶心,想吃点酸的,来人呢,我晕了,真晕了,妈呀,这回真的。" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "走走走走走,我们小手拉小手,走走走走走,一同去郊游。" }, { "from": "莫小贝", "value": "白大哥,你真得不跟我们一起去了?" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "白大哥不去了,广阳府虽说热闹,但人太多了。我嫌累。" }, { "from": "莫小贝", "value": "可是我真得很想让你去。" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "那你就跟你嫂子说说。" }, { "from": "莫小贝", "value": "怎么说啊?" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "你就说白大哥不去我也不去了" }, { "from": "莫小贝", "value": "没问题。嫂子嫂子,白大哥让我跟你说,他不去那我也甭想去。" }, { "from": "莫小贝", "value": "哎!" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "说啥呢你这孩子,别听她胡说,你们玩你们的,别管我啊。" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "展堂,你好好看家啊。想要什么东西,我帮你带回来啊。" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "东西就算了,你把自己带回来就行了。你就是上天赐给我的最好礼物。" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "展堂~~" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "湘玉~~" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "这套对我已经没有用了,不管你咋说,都不会带你去。" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "老白,这就叫罪有应得。" }, { "from": "祝无双", "value": "师兄啊,厨房里有汤圆,我连夜包的,你要是饿了就自己下点啊。" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "看来看去,还是无双对我好。" }, { "from": "祝无双", "value": "燕捕头那,就靠你帮忙了。耶!" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "站住!合着你出去玩没跟小六请假是不是?" }, { "from": "祝无双", "value": "他那个脾气,怎么能准我假嘛。师兄~" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "你是个捕快,你有点责任心好不好。" }, { "from": "祝无双", "value": "那我不去了啦。" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "哎,乖,在这乖乖的陪着师兄啊,有时间的话,咱俩切磋一下武艺。" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "自己切去吧。你管你去,小六那边我去跟他解释啊。前往广阳府的游客注意了,广阳府三日游,现在开始出发!" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "耶!……我们小手拉小手,走走走走走……" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "我想起来了,是展红凌。" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "是就是呗,你老一惊一乍的干啥呢?" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "展红凌!" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "知道,不就是天下第一女捕头吗。" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "她是展堂的初恋情人。展堂还给她写过一本书。" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "再拖下去,小贝要窜到十八里铺了。" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "大家不要着急啊,我先回去看看,确实没有事,咱再走也不迟。" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "你不要去,看他当然没事啦。" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "你啥意思吗?" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "有些勾当,那得趁当事人不在的时候偷偷的干,是吧,秀才?" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "小贝咋还没回来呢?肚子有点饿了。天气还真不错。" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "小郭说的有道理,但是展堂不是那种人。" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "那就走吧。" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "走你个死人头啊,不要出声。先过去看看,猫着腰。" }, { "from": "展红绫", "value": "别来无恙啊。" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "哎呀,你啥时候来的?你不是来抓我的吧?" }, { "from": "展红绫", "value": "除了抓你,就不行有点别的事?" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "那你有啥事啊?" }, { "from": "展红绫", "value": "你跟佟掌柜怎么样?" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "挺好的。托你的福,呵呵。" }, { "from": "展红绫", "value": "你就一定要跟我这么客气呀?" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "有啥事你就直说行吗?我跟你说我一见到捕快我就。。你就别说捕快了,就你这身衣裳我一见了我都心惊肉跳的。" }, { "from": "展红绫", "value": "好,那我把衣裳脱了。现在好点了吧。" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "好多了。我听说你不是和六扇门的追风结婚了吗?" }, { "from": "展红绫", "value": "你怎么知道的?" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "他前一阵来过一回,差点把我给逮了。你俩现在挺好的吧。" }, { "from": "展红绫", "value": "挺好的呀。" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "啥时候要孩子?不要也行,反正你们都是江湖中人忙,没时间带,是吧。我跟你说,你是没带过孩子啊,我们这有一个小女孩,五岳盟主,衡山派掌门。那家伙把你烦的,有时候你恨不得……" }, { "from": "展红绫", "value": "你爱过我吗?" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "……光说功课吧……你说啥?" }, { "from": "展红绫", "value": "你爱过我吗?" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "不是,你问这干啥呀?" }, { "from": "展红绫", "value": "我就想知道,你回答我。你爱过我吗?" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "我想起来了,是展红凌。" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "是就是呗,你老一惊一乍的干啥呢?" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "展红凌!" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "知道,不就是天下第一女捕头吗。" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "她是展堂的初恋情人。展堂还给她写过一本书。" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "再拖下去,小贝要窜到十八里铺了。" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "大家不要着急啊,我先回去看看,确实没有事,咱再走也不迟。" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "你不要去,看他当然没事啦。" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "你啥意思吗?" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "有些勾当,那得趁当事人不在的时候偷偷的干,是吧,秀才?" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "小贝咋还没回来呢?肚子有点饿了。天气还真不错。" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "小郭说的有道理,但是展堂不是那种人。" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "那就走吧。" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "走你个死人头啊,不要出声。先过去看看,猫着腰。" }, { "from": "展红绫", "value": "别来无恙啊。" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "哎呀,你啥时候来的?你不是来抓我的吧?" }, { "from": "展红绫", "value": "除了抓你,就不行有点别的事?" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "那你有啥事啊?" }, { "from": "展红绫", "value": "你跟佟掌柜怎么样?" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "挺好的。托你的福,呵呵。" }, { "from": "展红绫", "value": "你就一定要跟我这么客气呀?" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "有啥事你就直说行吗?我跟你说我一见到捕快我就。。你就别说捕快了,就你这身衣裳我一见了我都心惊肉跳的。" }, { "from": "展红绫", "value": "好,那我把衣裳脱了。现在好点了吧。" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "好多了。我听说你不是和六扇门的追风结婚了吗?" }, { "from": "展红绫", "value": "你怎么知道的?" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "他前一阵来过一回,差点把我给逮了。你俩现在挺好的吧。" }, { "from": "展红绫", "value": "挺好的呀。" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "啥时候要孩子?不要也行,反正你们都是江湖中人忙,没时间带,是吧。我跟你说,你是没带过孩子啊,我们这有一个小女孩,五岳盟主,衡山派掌门。那家伙把你烦的,有时候你恨不得……" }, { "from": "展红绫", "value": "你爱过我吗?" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "……光说功课吧……你说啥?" }, { "from": "展红绫", "value": "你爱过我吗?" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "不是,你问这干啥呀?" }, { "from": "展红绫", "value": "我就想知道,你回答我。你爱过我吗?" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "我想起来了,是展红凌。" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "是就是呗,你老一惊一乍的干啥呢?" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "展红凌!" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "知道,不就是天下第一女捕头吗。" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "她是展堂的初恋情人。展堂还给她写过一本书。" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "再拖下去,小贝要窜到十八里铺了。" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "大家不要着急啊,我先回去看看,确实没有事,咱再走也不迟。" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "你不要去,看他当然没事啦。" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "你啥意思吗?" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "有些勾当,那得趁当事人不在的时候偷偷的干,是吧,秀才?" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "小贝咋还没回来呢?肚子有点饿了。天气还真不错。" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "小郭说的有道理,但是展堂不是那种人。" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "那就走吧。" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "走你个死人头啊,不要出声。先过去看看,猫着腰。" }, { "from": "展红绫", "value": "别来无恙啊。" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "哎呀,你啥时候来的?你不是来抓我的吧?" }, { "from": "展红绫", "value": "除了抓你,就不行有点别的事?" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "那你有啥事啊?" }, { "from": "展红绫", "value": "你跟佟掌柜怎么样?" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "挺好的。托你的福,呵呵。" }, { "from": "展红绫", "value": "你就一定要跟我这么客气呀?" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "有啥事你就直说行吗?我跟你说我一见到捕快我就。。你就别说捕快了,就你这身衣裳我一见了我都心惊肉跳的。" }, { "from": "展红绫", "value": "好,那我把衣裳脱了。现在好点了吧。" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "好多了。我听说你不是和六扇门的追风结婚了吗?" }, { "from": "展红绫", "value": "你怎么知道的?" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "他前一阵来过一回,差点把我给逮了。你俩现在挺好的吧。" }, { "from": "展红绫", "value": "挺好的呀。" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "啥时候要孩子?不要也行,反正你们都是江湖中人忙,没时间带,是吧。我跟你说,你是没带过孩子啊,我们这有一个小女孩,五岳盟主,衡山派掌门。那家伙把你烦的,有时候你恨不得……" }, { "from": "展红绫", "value": "你爱过我吗?" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "……光说功课吧……你说啥?" }, { "from": "展红绫", "value": "你爱过我吗?" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "不是,你问这干啥呀?" }, { "from": "展红绫", "value": "我就想知道,你回答我。你爱过我吗?" } ] }, { "id": "episode_66_chunk_12", "conversations": [ { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "我想起来了,是展红凌。" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "是就是呗,你老一惊一乍的干啥呢?" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "展红凌!" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "知道,不就是天下第一女捕头吗。" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "她是展堂的初恋情人。展堂还给她写过一本书。" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "再拖下去,小贝要窜到十八里铺了。" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "大家不要着急啊,我先回去看看,确实没有事,咱再走也不迟。" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "你不要去,看他当然没事啦。" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "你啥意思吗?" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "有些勾当,那得趁当事人不在的时候偷偷的干,是吧,秀才?" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "小贝咋还没回来呢?肚子有点饿了。天气还真不错。" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "小郭说的有道理,但是展堂不是那种人。" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "那就走吧。" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "走你个死人头啊,不要出声。先过去看看,猫着腰。" }, { "from": "展红绫", "value": "还疼吗?" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "砍你一剑你试试。" }, { "from": "展红绫", "value": "我又不是真想砍你。" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "不想砍你拔什么剑?" }, { "from": "展红绫", "value": "我不拔剑怎么吓唬你呀?是你自己撞上去的。" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "你除了哭你还会干啥?" }, { "from": "展红绫", "value": "我知道我没用,我不会做饭,不会洗衣裳,也不懂情趣,就连抓贼的本领,都是从贼那里学来的。" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "你个我打住啊。这话你跟追风说去,跟我说有啥用?我又不能哄你,我哄你,不成那啥了吗。" }, { "from": "展红绫", "value": "你用不着哄我,你打我也行,骂我也行,最好一巴掌打醒我。" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "这是你说的啊。疼!" }, { "from": "展红绫", "value": "他从来都没有打过我。不管我做错什么,他连句重话都没跟我说过。" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "这么好的人,你为什么要放弃啊?" }, { "from": "展红绫", "value": "我。。我出家算了,省得心烦。" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "你给我站住,站住。" }, { "from": "展红绫", "value": "你放开我,让我走我求求你了" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "行,要走也行,先喝一杯权当是给你饯行了。七十多年的女儿红,我自己都不舍得喝。" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "那是我的女儿红,我的。" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "什么声儿。" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "吱吱~~~" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "闹没完了你,回头我弄点耗子药毒死你。你说你的啊。" }, { "from": "展红绫", "value": "喝完了,我可以走了吧。" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "啧,着什么急呀,来再喝一杯。从我们这往北啊,十里地,有一尼姑庵,全天候营业" }, { "from": "展红绫", "value": "他就从来不会这么跟我说话" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "他是兵,我是贼,这怎么比呀" }, { "from": "展红绫", "value": "我俩头一次见面的情形,你还记得吗" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "行了。跟了那么久你不累我还累呢,我走了。" }, { "from": "展红绫", "value": "站住,少废话,把贵妃镜交出来。" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "你说你一美女当什么捕头呢?" }, { "from": "展红绫", "value": "美女就不能抓贼吗?" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "为了一个破镜子,跟了我三千里地。" }, { "from": "展红绫", "value": "八千里也得跟,抓了你,我才能进六扇门。那是我梦寐以求报效朝廷的地方。" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "多狠心的女人呐,为了自己的前途不惜把别人送进大牢。" }, { "from": "展红绫", "value": "问题是把谁送进大牢。" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "我" }, { "from": "展红绫", "value": "你是贼,为民除害我有什么错。你图财害命的时候,怎么没想过有一天会被送进大牢" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "我只图财,绝不杀人。" }, { "from": "展红绫", "value": "这些话留着跟判官说去吧,接招" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "判官夺命笔,你是开封展家的二小姐。" }, { "from": "展红绫", "value": "好小子,有点见识,君不见黄河之水天上来,奔流到海。" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "葵花点穴手跳舞我不行,打架你不行。打架讲究个稳准狠,整那些个花里胡哨的干啥呀,奔流到海,拿过来别别别,你别哭啊。我错了,我错了还不行吗?葵花解穴手。" }, { "from": "展红绫", "value": "你……你欺负人" }, { "from": "展红绫", "value": "那时候我觉得你好奇怪,明明有机会杀我,可是你非但没有动手,还帮我解穴,还为我写书。我当时就想,你要不是贼,那该有多好啊" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "其实咱俩想得差不多,我当时是想啊,如果你是个贼那该有多好啊" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "好,好的很" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "什么声儿" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "吱吱~~~" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "闹没完了你,回头我弄点耗子药毒死你。你说你的啊。" }, { "from": "展红绫", "value": "本来,我已经快要把你给忘了。可是婚礼前,我跟他深谈了一次,他说要不是没有你的帮忙,我跟他根本就没有机会在一起,我当时就蒙了。" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "你别误会啊,我只是为了保命,没真想帮你们" }, { "from": "展红绫", "value": "也就是说,你这么做是被逼无奈" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "呃,不是,绝对不是,你们俩不是挺好的吗,挺般配的。" }, { "from": "展红绫", "value": "都这个时候了,你还不说实话。" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "那好,我问你几个问题,你想好了再回答。你觉得幸福应该是啥样?" }, { "from": "展红绫", "value": "他也这么问过我。我跟他说,幸福,就像入了冬的蝴蝶,哪怕天再冷,地再冻,江湖再险恶,只要两个人能在一起,每天都会很开心。" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "你跟他在一起不开心吗?" }, { "from": "展红绫", "value": "我说不清楚,你让我想想。" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "那你先想着,我给你下碗汤圆。" } ] }, { "id": "episode_66_chunk_14", "conversations": [ { "from": "白展堂", "value": "不是,你你们不是广阳府玩去了吗" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "老白,刚才的表现不错,值得表扬" }, { "from": "展红绫", "value": "那我走了。" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "你走吧,希望你们永远幸福" }, { "from": "展红绫", "value": "好,谢谢。" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "你,你别气啊,我我我,我,我去找你。" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "白展堂,你给我出来" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "我错了,我错了还不行吗" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "你结婚了没有?" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "没有" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "你喜欢她吗?" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "喜欢" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "喜欢的程度" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "喜欢的程度,像喜欢你一样。" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "你是说,你喜欢她像喜欢我一样,还是你喜欢我像喜欢她一样?" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "我喜欢你像喜欢她一样" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "你敢再说一遍?" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "我喜欢你像喜欢她一样。" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "你喜欢我像喜欢她一样,喜欢她像喜欢我一样,我知道我知道,我知道" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "你你你你别砸了,别砸了,我,我,我,我,我还有话说,我喜欢你像喜欢她一样,喜欢她像喜欢你一样,这是因为,你们两个在我心里是一样重要的。你不能因为我喜欢她就不理我对你的感情。我对你们的感情是真的,我没有骗人。我知道我错了,我不应该把你们两个放在一起比较,你们各有各的好。我喜欢的是你们的真诚,善良,坚韧,我知道我错了,我道歉,我道歉,我道歉。" } ] }, { "id": "episode_66_chunk_16", "conversations": [ { "from": "展红绫", "value": "那时候我觉得你好奇怪,明明有机会杀我,可是你非但没有动手,还帮我解穴,还为我写书。我当时就想,你要不是贼,那该有多好啊" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "其实咱俩想得差不多,我当时是想啊,如果你是个贼那该有多好啊" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "好,好的很" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "什么声儿" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "吱吱~~~" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "闹没完了你,回头我弄点耗子药毒死你。你说你的啊。" }, { "from": "展红绫", "value": "本来,我已经快要把你给忘了。可是婚礼前,我跟他深谈了一次,他说要不是没有你的帮忙,我跟他根本就没有机会在一起,我当时就蒙了。" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "你别误会啊,我只是为了保命,没真想帮你们" }, { "from": "展红绫", "value": "也就是说,你这么做是被逼无奈" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "呃,不是,绝对不是,你们俩不是挺好的吗,挺般配的。" }, { "from": "展红绫", "value": "都这个时候了,你还不说实话。" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "那好,我问你几个问题,你想好了再回答。你觉得幸福应该是啥样?" }, { "from": "展红绫", "value": "他也这么问过我。我跟他说,幸福,就像入了冬的蝴蝶,哪怕天再冷,地再冻,江湖再险恶,只要两个人能在一起,每天都会很开心。" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "你跟他在一起不开心吗?" }, { "from": "展红绫", "value": "我说不清楚,你让我想想。" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "那你先想着,我给你下碗汤圆。" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "来,汤圆好了,吃汤圆。" }, { "from": "展红绫", "value": "有了,你骑过马没有。那种野马,骑上去以后,一面担心摔下来,一面又不想下来,就想那么一直骑下去,心里一直跳呀跳呀。" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "你忽略了一点啊,再野的马也有被驯服的那一天。" }, { "from": "展红绫", "value": "可是……" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "现在我们进行第二个问题,你觉得追风跟我比他差在哪儿。" }, { "from": "展红绫", "value": "他比你强得多,各方面不是一星半点儿。" }, { "from": "展红绫", "value": "刺激?也许是吧。" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "你知道你问题在哪儿吗,就是因为你把这种刺激误认为是爱情。" }, { "from": "展红绫", "value": "不可能。" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "你先别急着否认,现在我们回到第一个问题。你说幸福就是两个人在一起,每天都很开心,这一点我不否认。因为我和湘玉就只这样,我们俩经过了很多的磨难,甚至于生死,前几天她把我给赶出去了,可是不管我在哪儿,我心里明白,只有她能跟我走完这一生。" }, { "from": "展红绫", "value": "你确定吗?" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "确定一定以及肯定。如果你不能肯定一定以及确定的话,那我们来作一个小试验。你把眼睛闭上,想象一下这样的画面,天空很蓝,上面飘着几朵白云,下面是一片油菜地,长着几朵明黄色的小花。你站在田野里,耳边吹着和煦的风,你的心情很平和。这个时候,有一个人站在你的身后,在你的头上插着宝蓝色的月季花,那个人,你希望他是谁?" }, { "from": "展红绫", "value": "可是我已经逃出来了,他不会再原谅我了。" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "他会的" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "我的妈呀。" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "呵呵呵呵。" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "不是,你你们不是广阳府玩去了吗" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "老白,刚才的表现不错,值得表扬" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "还行。" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "展姑娘呀,虽然追风的脾气我不太了解。但是我知道,为你和你在一起,他违抗师命,就冲这一点,他也不会轻易放弃你的呀" }, { "from": "燕小六", "value": "不好了不好了,哇呀呀。无双,无双呢,正好你在这儿,出事了,出大事了呵呵呵~又没事了,又没事了。" }, { "from": "祝无双", "value": "小六啊,你怎么了,你没事吧你。" }, { "from": "燕小六", "value": "刚接到上面的通知,说展捕头突然间失踪了。四大神捕集体出动,正在到处找她呢。" }, { "from": "展红绫", "value": "找我干嘛?" }, { "from": "燕小六", "value": "我也不知道,但是每个衙门都发了一张纸说,要碰见你呢,就交给你,你自己看吧。" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "亲爱的" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "……你慢慢飞,小心前面带刺的玫瑰;亲爱的你张张嘴,风中花香会让你沉醉;亲爱的你跟我飞,穿过丛林去看小溪水;亲爱的来跳个舞,爱的春天不会有天黑……" } ] }, { "id": "episode_66_chunk_17", "conversations": [ { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "嫂子," }, { "from": "展红凌", "value": "还没过门呢。" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "呵呵,对对对,嫂子你要是回去以后,我师兄敢欺负你,你就把这个给他看" }, { "from": "展红凌", "value": "什么呀这是?" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "尿片。哈哈,我师兄七八岁的时候还在尿床呢,所以他最怕人家说他这个,哈哈。" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "来来来,一边去一边去,人俩人感情挺好的啊,不像你们两个。你赶紧回去吧,见到追风布头帮我问声好啊。" }, { "from": "展红凌", "value": "好。各位保重后会有期。你也保重。" }, { "from": "展红凌", "value": "广阳府。耶!" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "都走吧,剩我一人,继续大扫除。笑啥呀?赶紧走赶紧走,我一个人饿不死,不还有汤圆呢嘛。" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "哎呀走咧。" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "上哪去?" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "就冲你刚才的表现,三日游算你一份。" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "真的??呀哈哈。!!" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "你们还磨叽啥呢,小贝从十八里铺把马车又赶回来,正在街口那撒泼呢,快点吧。" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "走走走,那我走了谁看家呀?" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "放心吧我已经安排好了。" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "那我不管了。" }, { "from": "燕小六", "value": "凭嘛,他们都走了就留咱们俩人,这不欺负人吗?你说是不是,123来握个手,难兄难弟。" } ] }, { "id": "episode_67_chunk_0", "conversations": [ { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "哎呀妈呀,走不动了,累死我了……" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "这算什么呀,小贝也走了一路,脚都没有歇就去上学了,这叫什么精神?" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "拉倒吧,就为了省点车钱,你觉得值当吗。" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "二钱银子,从左家庄拉到这,他还不如去抢。" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "嗨,真是,我得歇会。" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "老白,你说你大老爷们,你帮无双拿拿包嘛。" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "展堂有伤嘛,左肩膀让我咬了,右肩膀让展红绫给砍了,手都抬不起来,刚才还往出渗血。" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "咳,没事,为了你,受再重的伤,我也要努力的活下去。" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "行行行,开门去吧。" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "谁说我不干活,这不开门去吗。" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "回家了啊。" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "啊……" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "哎,掌柜的?" }, { "from": "祝无双", "value": "呃……没事没事,旧的不去新的不来。" } ] }, { "id": "episode_67_chunk_1", "conversations": [ { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "你说的倒轻巧,我的老榆木桌子……" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "丢了更好,回头咱换一黄花梨木的,更结实,更耐用。" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "啊!我的宋代青花瓷……" }, { "from": "祝无双", "value": "呃……回头咱换一唐三彩的,国宝,国宝啊。" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "唐三彩?你出钱?我的陈年三鞭的老白干……" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "别别,掌柜的,掌柜的,这不在这呢吗,在这呢,没动。哎呀妈呀,看来这贼是不大爱喝酒啊。" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "老白,都这样了,你就不想说点什么?" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "说什么呀,又不是我偷的。" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "你是贼祖宗,都偷到你头上来了,还有没有王法,有没有江湖道义嘛。" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "我还有事,你们慢聊啊……" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "千万不要跟任何人说我在啊!千万千万,千千万万……" } ] }, { "id": "episode_67_chunk_2", "conversations": [ { "from": "郭蔷薇", "value": "哇噻!你们回来啦,你们什么时候回来的?" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "你……你谁呀?" }, { "from": "郭蔷薇", "value": "你姓李是不是?" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "啊。" }, { "from": "郭蔷薇", "value": "大嘴哥哥!" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "咿呀!" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "别别别,别过来,你谁呀?" }, { "from": "郭蔷薇", "value": "你姓吕是不是?" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "嗯,是又怎么样?" }, { "from": "郭蔷薇", "value": "关中大侠?" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "没错,就是他,怕就闪啊。" }, { "from": "郭蔷薇", "value": "哇噻,我终于见到你啦,久仰久仰!" }, { "from": "郭蔷薇", "value": "分筋错骨手!" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "哎呀?啊——!" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "葵花点穴……啊——我的胳膊!" }, { "from": "郭蔷薇", "value": "传说中的盗圣也不过如此嘛。" }, { "from": "祝无双", "value": "他肩上有伤,想动手你冲我来!" }, { "from": "郭蔷薇", "value": "你是谁呀?" }, { "from": "祝无双", "value": "本镇唯一的捕快祝无双!" }, { "from": "郭蔷薇", "value": "没见过,吃我一掌!惊涛骇浪……" }, { "from": "祝无双", "value": "葵花点穴手……" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "住手,这位女子,是,是我堂妹,嘿嘿……" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "堂妹?" }, { "from": "郭蔷薇", "value": "姐,你回来了?我叫郭蔷薇,初次见面,请多关照!" } ] }, { "id": "episode_67_chunk_3", "conversations": [ { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "哎呀,我的神呀。" }, { "from": "郭蔷薇", "value": "我是看这家具太脏,又是油,又是灰的,我就把它搬出来洗一洗嘛。" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "拜托你呀,大姐,又不是衣服,你洗它干什么呀?再说又不是什么好木头,泡烂了你赔呀?" }, { "from": "郭蔷薇", "value": "我……" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "算了,小小郭姑娘也是一番好意嘛,只要东西没有丢,就是最好。" }, { "from": "郭蔷薇", "value": "哇噻,不愧是传说中的佟掌柜耶!" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "怎么是传说中的啦?" }, { "from": "郭蔷薇", "value": "我姐在家老说你呀,把你夸得跟一朵花一样。" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "还夸我,真是稀奇啊。小郭,你最近皮肤也不错。" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "是啊是啊?" }, { "from": "郭蔷薇", "value": "佟掌柜呀,我真的很佩服你,你看你一个寡妇吧,吃了那么多苦,受了那么多累,可是你还是念念不忘,妄图寻找第二春哪。" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "咳!你少废话了,赶紧把这些桌椅板凳给我搬回去。" }, { "from": "郭蔷薇", "value": "哦……" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "第二春?还妄图?啥意思?" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "意思就是……我得加倍努力的干活。你不要踹我啊,宋代青花瓷。" } ] }, { "id": "episode_67_chunk_4", "conversations": [ { "from": "郭蔷薇", "value": "哇噻,洗过了就是不一样啊。你看这颜色,这个质地。" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "拜托你啊,都快泡烂了还好意思说呢。" }, { "from": "郭蔷薇", "value": "切,我在家都是这样洗的嘛。" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "家里那是红木,是防水的,这是什么?这么大人了,做事不过脑子。" }, { "from": "郭蔷薇", "value": "拜托,姐,我都已经十八岁了啦。" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "知道这意味着什么吗?以后再敢胡来,就不光是挨顿打的事了。" }, { "from": "郭蔷薇", "value": "烦死了,在家就是听爹娘罗嗦,好不容易溜出来,倒听你罗嗦。" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "什么?你是溜出来的?" }, { "from": "郭蔷薇", "value": "我说的那个溜,是溜冰的溜啊,现在京城都在下雪,满地都是冰,我是穿着冰刀,溜出来的,嘿嘿……" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "编,再给我编,现在才几月份就下雪?你这孩子现在怎么……" }, { "from": "郭蔷薇", "value": "哎,盗圣大哥!" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "嗯?" }, { "from": "郭蔷薇", "value": "以前我怎么没有发现你这么帅呀?" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "嘿嘿,一般,主要是气质好。" }, { "from": "郭蔷薇", "value": "就是好嘛,一看就不是一般人。" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "是,是!嘿嘿嘿嘿!小郭,你妹眼光比你强多了。" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "是,是……" }, { "from": "郭蔷薇", "value": "那是因为我用心看人,不是用眼睛啊。盗圣大哥,我一直有一个问题很想当面问你……" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "问,只要不涉及到个人隐私,问。" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "问,啊。" }, { "from": "郭蔷薇", "value": "那我就问了啊,你被那个天下第一女捕头甩掉之后啊,那么快的时间,你马上就转向了那个佟掌柜,你是因为同情呢,还是因为压抑已久的感情得不到宣泄,从而导致的破罐子破摔呀?" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "这……这边没你事,去去,到厨房帮忙去,快去,快去!" } ] }, { "id": "episode_67_chunk_5", "conversations": [ { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "啥玩意啊,粘不拉叽的,刷都没法刷" }, { "from": "郭蔷薇", "value": "哎,放着我来!" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "又来个无双啊。" }, { "from": "郭蔷薇", "value": "谁是无双啊?" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "就刚才那女捕快,心善,手勤,啥活都抢着干,跟你一样,贤惠。" }, { "from": "郭蔷薇", "value": "姐,姐,快来,快来……" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "李大嘴,你欺负我妹是不是?排……" }, { "from": "郭蔷薇", "value": "姐,大嘴哥哥说我贤惠。" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "啊?" }, { "from": "郭蔷薇", "value": "贤惠耶!" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "贤——惠?" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "我夸她呢。" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "嗯,哈哈,阿薇呀,你要真是乖的话,又真贤惠的话,就帮大嘴哥哥一会买菜去啊。" }, { "from": "郭蔷薇", "value": "那我从来没买过菜呀。" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "没关系,回头我带你去,我教你。" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "对对。" }, { "from": "郭蔷薇", "value": "大嘴哥哥,你比我想象中的男人多了啦!" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "这孩子,净说实话。" }, { "from": "郭蔷薇", "value": "我不是恭维你啊,我说的是真心话。" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "事实嘛。" }, { "from": "郭蔷薇", "value": "我以前一直以为你是那种人。" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "哪,哪种人?" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "不要废话,赶紧买菜去。" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "等等等等,嘿嘿,小妹妹,我是哪种人哪?" }, { "from": "郭蔷薇", "value": "那我说了你不要生气啊?" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "我不生气。" }, { "from": "郭蔷薇", "value": "我以前一直以为你是那种又没谱,又抠门,还有一点娘娘腔的那种人……" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "娘娘腔?" }, { "from": "郭蔷薇", "value": "反正怪怪的。" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "郭芙蓉,郭——芙——蓉?" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "这话真的不是我说的……" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "你还敢找我你?" } ] }, { "id": "episode_67_chunk_6", "conversations": [ { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "谁把你扔在这的,说话呀?" }, { "from": "燕小六", "value": "$%&*#@#%……刀呢,我的刀!谁看见我刀了,刀……啊?你……你还有胆子过来你?" }, { "from": "郭蔷薇", "value": "我警告你啊,你老实一点,否则我一掌!" }, { "from": "燕小六", "value": "我跟你拼了我!" }, { "from": "郭蔷薇", "value": "惊涛……" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "郭蔷薇,吃错药了吧你?" }, { "from": "燕小六", "value": "你们俩认识啊,你们俩?" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "她是小郭的堂妹。" }, { "from": "燕小六", "value": "怪不得……123让她给宰了!" }, { "from": "郭蔷薇", "value": "我又不是故意的,那天我来的时候,我就在那敲门,突然见那只恶狗就扑上来咬我,那我随手就是一掌把它拍那了,这位仁兄更好啊,他拿着刀就要上来砍我,那我又随手一掌把他也拍那了。" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "那他咋跑这来了呢?" }, { "from": "郭蔷薇", "value": "是我把他绑了扔这里的嘛。" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "那狗呢?" }, { "from": "郭蔷薇", "value": "在马棚里呀。" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "哎呀妈呀,还真在呢。" }, { "from": "燕小六", "value": "123是我巡街的够,你杀它要负法律责任! " }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "郭蔷薇呀郭蔷薇,这么大人做事怎么不动脑子?一点法律意识都没有呢?" }, { "from": "郭蔷薇", "value": "姐,你放心啦,我不会连累你们的啦。你想抓我你就抓吧,让传说中的燕捕头为我的江湖行划上一个圆满的句点,我死也值了。" }, { "from": "燕小六", "value": "哈哈哈哈……你以为两句好话,就能逃得过法网吗?哈哈哈哈……" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "她爹是六扇门的缉盗总顾问,六……" }, { "from": "燕小六", "value": "哈哈哈哈……哈哈哈哈……那这次就算了,下不为例,123,小六没用,不能替你报仇,你千万不要怪我呀,123……" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "你说……" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "这孩子……" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "可不……郭芙蓉?" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "大嘴,刚才那话真的不是我说的……" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "郭芙蓉,郭芙蓉!" } ] }, { "id": "episode_67_chunk_7", "conversations": [ { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "疼疼疼!" }, { "from": "祝无双", "value": "没事,只是扭伤,休息两天就好了。" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "下次再也不许这样,听到没有?我不是叫你先忍着点,等我回来再处理吗。" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "实在是疼得不行了。" }, { "from": "祝无双", "value": "嗯,这个每天擦三到五次就会好的。" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "谢谢啊,不送了啊,再见啊。" }, { "from": "郭蔷薇", "value": "姐,那位祝姑娘怎么从来没有听你说过她呢?" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "我回去以前,她还没来呢,等我回来以后……" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "疼疼疼!" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "疼什么疼,装什么装?扭伤有那么疼吗?" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "那是,那是……" }, { "from": "郭蔷薇", "value": "姐,你不是说他武功盖世吗?怎么连我一招都挡不住啊?" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "武功盖世?" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "对呀,金笔书生吕落第呀,不是开玩笑的。" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "那是,金笔书生吕落第,不是开玩笑的。" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "武功极其之高啊,练的那叫什么武功来着?" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "八八六十四路判官夺命笔。" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "你听见没有,看见没?行行,出去玩去吧,乖啊,听姐姐的话,别总废话了啊……" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "关中大侠是我,吕落第是我小说里的人,怎么能混为一谈嘛?呀呀呀……" } ] }, { "id": "episode_67_chunk_8", "conversations": [ { "from": "郭蔷薇", "value": "来来来,大家尝尝我的手艺,做得不好直接说,千万不要客气啊。" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "不错不错,比你姐强多了。" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "我尝尝……嗯,手艺不错嘛,小姑娘再练两天能当大厨了。" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "行了你,不要说那么多糖衣炮弹啊,我妹还小呢。愣着干嘛,赶紧吃啊。" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "胳膊疼,抬不起来……" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "我也是,谁帮帮咱,喂咱一口……" }, { "from": "郭蔷薇", "value": "这才叫江湖啊。" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "这跟江湖有什么关系呀?" }, { "from": "郭蔷薇", "value": "江湖啊,什么是江湖啊,恃强凌弱……" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "嗯?" }, { "from": "郭蔷薇", "value": "不不不,是那个除强扶弱,劫富济贫,替天行道。" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "行了行了,就喂个饭而已,至于吗。" }, { "from": "郭蔷薇", "value": "岂止是喂饭啊,你想想,上一次那个姬无命来的时候,你们怕过谁?" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "那倒也是,团结就是力量嘛,咱们大家一定要团结。" }, { "from": "郭蔷薇", "value": "说得对!盗圣大哥,你一定要对佟掌柜好一点啊,不要因为佟掌柜是寡妇你就嫌弃她,佟掌柜是个好人哪,她就是小气一点嘛,就是唠叨一点嘛,那也没什么不好的……" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "你不说话,没有人把你当哑巴……吃饭,吃饭,嘿嘿……" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "没有关系,你说。" }, { "from": "郭蔷薇", "value": "佟掌柜,你也要对盗圣大哥好一点,不要因为他是贼你就嫌弃他呀,他那也是一失足成千古恨啊,你要秉着一颗惩前毖后,治病救人的心,去挽救他这颗肮脏不堪的心灵啊……就当是给子孙后代积德嘛。" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "少说两句会死吗?" }, { "from": "郭蔷薇", "value": "你说什么?哎,吕大侠你也吃啊?虽然你武功盖世,天下无双,可是人是铁饭是钢,一顿不吃饿得慌,你要是倒下了,谁来保护我们大家?" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "咳!咳!" }, { "from": "郭蔷薇", "value": "姐你怎么了嘛,你喝口水,喝口水。" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "我给你倒点。" }, { "from": "郭蔷薇", "value": "你看,还是大嘴哥哥有眼力,我跟你说,那个蕙兰太没眼光了,你为她付出了那么多,她都没有感动过,还好你没有把她娶回来,要不然也是一辈子的难受。" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "少说两句会死吗?" }, { "from": "郭蔷薇", "value": "姐,我到底说错什么,你跟我说,我可以改呀。" }, { "from": "郭蔷薇", "value": "无双姐?" }, { "from": "祝无双", "value": "你手艺不错,手艺不错……" }, { "from": "郭蔷薇", "value": "我做错什么了,无双姐?" }, { "from": "祝无双", "value": "没错,没错,是你姐的问题啊。来来来,吃饭吃饭。" } ] }, { "id": "episode_67_chunk_9", "conversations": [ { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "都在呢?晚饭就吃那么点,后半夜能顶得住吗?要不我亲自下厨,给你们做点吃的,啊,老白,想吃点啥呀?" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "千万别,离我这颗肮脏不堪的心灵远点,别把纯洁无暇的您给玷污了。" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "哎呀,那话真的不是我说的,那是她自己的理解,我郭芙蓉对天发誓……基本上没说过你什么坏话。" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "哼,算了,咱都破罐子破摔了还有啥好说的?" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "怕啥呀,有神功盖世的吕大侠在那戳着呢,能让你堕落到罪恶的深渊吗?" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "大嘴,你说话咋这个调调呢?" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "我不娘娘腔吗?" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "神功盖世又不是我说的,芙妹说的。" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "喂,喂,喂……" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "有什么事先别跟我讲,先把掌柜的哄好再说。" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "苦笑,我哪辈子修来的福,摊上这么个好妹妹呀……" } ] }, { "id": "episode_67_chunk_10", "conversations": [ { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "掌柜的……" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "哟哟哟,这不是郭大女侠吗,快点放下,这种小事情怎么敢烦劳您哪?" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "掌柜的,我错了,我承认那些话是我说的,可我实在没辙呀。" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "你没有辙,那些话谁逼你说的?拷打你,审问你,还是拿刀架着你?" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "掌柜的,你听我跟你解释,我那个妹妹吧,她从小就爱缠着我,我干嘛她就干嘛,我上哪她也上哪,我说话办事啥样吧,她就照着学,上次我回家,她就一直缠着我要给她讲故事,我这一高兴吧,我就……你也知道,说书嘛。" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "那你就好好说嘛,第二春是咋回事情?还还那个抠门小气唠叨?你啥意思嘛你?" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "我……那是为了增加戏剧效果嘛。" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "哦,戏剧效果,那我一定是苦情戏了吧?一个不甘寂寞的中年寡妇,不知廉耻的缠着人家青春正茂的小白脸不放,对不对?" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "没那么夸张,掌柜的,呆会下去我就跟她解释清楚,你先吃点啊。" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "少来,这件事情已经在我脆弱的心灵上蒙上了一层抹不去的阴影,不要想就这么过去了。" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "那你还想怎么样啊?" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "你还敢跟我耍态度了你?" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "掌柜的,不好了,小郭她妹还有无双在底下打起来了。" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "打起来了……打起来了?" } ] }, { "id": "episode_67_chunk_11", "conversations": [ { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "哎,蔷薇,谁点的?" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "我!" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "咋回事情,好好的,咋忽然就打起来了?" }, { "from": "祝无双", "value": "掌柜的,对不起,是我不好。" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "这事其实也不能怪无双,都怪我,怪我嘴贱,我以后再也不敢了。" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "不能怨他们,这事得怪我。" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "哎呀,到底什么意思啊,到底怎么回事嘛?" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "前面我胳膊疼,然后我让大嘴帮我擦药水……" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "疼疼,轻点,轻点,疼,我这是手,又不是蹄膀。" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "你说我就是一厨子,我又不是江湖中人,你说我哪会这个,老白?" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "啊!" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "我俩肩膀都有伤,胳膊都抬不起来。无双,无双?" }, { "from": "祝无双", "value": "来了来了!" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "给秀才擦擦药酒。" }, { "from": "祝无双", "value": "嗯,好。嗯……算了吧,小郭马上就回来了。" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "回来就回来呗,怕她吃醋啊,这么多证人在呢,没事,忌讳啥呀,赶紧的。" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "是是,快快,麻溜的,哎呀,这家伙可算是解脱了。" }, { "from": "郭蔷薇", "value": "哇噻,不会是江湖,男女之间一点忌讳都没有。" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "他俩之间还有啥可忌讳的?该发生的都发生了。" }, { "from": "郭蔷薇", "value": "什么意思啊?" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "没什么意思,别听这大嘴巴的瞎说。" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "谁瞎说了?小郭走了以后你没跟无双在一块啊?" }, { "from": "郭蔷薇", "value": "在一起……什么意思啊?" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "在一起就是……郎才女貌,郎情妾意啥的。" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "大嘴!" }, { "from": "郭蔷薇", "value": "哎呀,无所谓啦,敢做就要敢当嘛,大嘴哥哥,当时他们俩在一起的时候,是谁先追的谁呀?" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "我记得是无双先追的秀才吧,是吧秀才?我记得是无双先亲你的,是吧?" }, { "from": "郭蔷薇", "value": "哇噻,好浪漫,无双姐,我要好好请教请教你呀,来来来,在这方面我可是一窍不通。我要好好向你取取经,来来来……" }, { "from": "门外", "value": "“惊涛骇浪!”“啊!”“葵花点穴手!”biu biu……唰,镜头回到后院。" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "知道,知道了,赶紧把她解开吧。" }, { "from": "祝无双", "value": "师兄……" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "葵花解穴手!" }, { "from": "郭蔷薇", "value": "惊涛骇浪!" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "排山倒海!" }, { "from": "郭蔷薇", "value": "姐!" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "你别折腾了好不好,你打不过他的。" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "你姐明白。" }, { "from": "郭蔷薇", "value": "要不我们俩一起上,反正他胳膊受伤了,他点了你防不住我,点了我防不住你,到时候,你攻左,我攻右,到之后第二回合的时候我们再换一个边……" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "哎呀,住手!" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "你们回屋吧。" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "这孩子怎么这样,说不听了还?" }, { "from": "郭蔷薇", "value": "我不是孩子了,我已经十八岁了,姐!" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "郭蔷薇,你不要挑战我的耐心好不好?" }, { "from": "郭蔷薇", "value": "郭芙蓉,你变了!" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "就知道你要这么说。是啊是啊,我变了变了,我变成熟变稳重了,这样不好吗?" }, { "from": "郭蔷薇", "value": "如果成熟就是畏首畏尾,胆小怕事的话,我宁愿一辈子都不要长大!告辞!" }, { "from": "郭蔷薇", "value": "一个大男人,欺负一小女子,难道江湖道义就是这样的吗?" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "你爱说啥说啥,反正你今天是不能走。" }, { "from": "郭蔷薇", "value": "非礼呀!来人哪!非礼呀!" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "住手!" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "你这孩子咋这样呢?你姐当年也会这一出。" }, { "from": "郭蔷薇", "value": "我姐?我姐才不会呢,我姐狠着呢,四大神捕都怕她三分,哪像现在这样啊……" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "我倒觉得你姐现在比以前强多了。" }, { "from": "郭蔷薇", "value": "那当然,愣是把一匹狼驯成一只狗,又听话又能看家,能不好吗?" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "胡说啥呢你?" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "没有事,我来,小小郭姑娘呀,你这次是为何而来呀?" }, { "from": "郭蔷薇", "value": "江湖啊,她能闯,我为什么不能?" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "好啊,那你就算闯过了,走走走,回家去!" }, { "from": "郭蔷薇", "value": "我才不回嘛,你这又不是江湖。" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "那哪才算是江湖啊?什么样的地方才算是江湖啊?" }, { "from": "郭蔷薇", "value": "江湖……应该是像她说的那样啊。" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "那是我编的,我哄你玩的。" }, { "from": "郭蔷薇", "value": "那姬无命是假的?" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "那倒不是。" }, { "from": "郭蔷薇", "value": "关中大侠是假的?" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "也不是。" }, { "from": "郭蔷薇", "value": "那平谷一点红,天下第一女捕头,上官云顿,金银二老,比武招亲都是假的?" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "都……都是真的,但不是你想象中的那个样子,知道吧?江湖……就是江湖,你明白了没有?我都说得这么明白,她还是不明白。" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "因为你得卜得卜说得太多了,起来。这样吧,明天早上你早一点起,用你的眼睛和心,自己感受一下,什么才叫江湖。" } ] }, { "id": "episode_67_chunk_12", "conversations": [ { "from": "郭蔷薇", "value": "盗圣大哥!" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "嘘!以后叫我老白,或者白大哥都行。" }, { "from": "郭蔷薇", "value": "哎,白大哥,你这么久不偷,手会痒吗?" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "嘘!有时候会。" }, { "from": "郭蔷薇", "value": "啊?" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "被蚊子叮的。" }, { "from": "郭蔷薇", "value": "那你现在当跑堂的,你有没有一种屈辱感啊?" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "屈辱感?啥意思啊?" }, { "from": "郭蔷薇", "value": "就是以前你走到哪里都是大爷,可是现在你要把人家当大爷呀。" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "我什么时候当过大爷?" }, { "from": "郭蔷薇", "value": "盗圣耶!" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "嘘!" }, { "from": "郭蔷薇", "value": "哥哥,盗中之圣,不是大爷是什么?" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "看来你还是不太了解我呀。不是,你姐是怎么跟你说的?" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "这位看官你问得好,盗圣是个什么人?盗中之圣!话说抚远将军府有一个御赐的九龙杯,老白留了个条,说我明晚三更来取,抚远将军当即调配了八百精兵,把将军府围得是里三层外三层,到了三更,梆子刚响了一下,九龙杯就在众目睽睽之下,忽然消失了。" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "纯属胡扯!哟哟,对不住,对不住,吃着喝着,喝着吃着。真相是抚远将军自己把杯子摔了,又怕皇上动怒,所以上嫁祸到我的头上,这些事我早就跟你姐说明白了,还有什么扬州知府的小妾,江南四大贼王,全都是胡扯。" }, { "from": "郭蔷薇", "value": "那既然这样,那你为什么要退出江湖呢?" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "我退出江湖是因为……" } ] }, { "id": "episode_67_chunk_13", "conversations": [ { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "你那么怕死,你练武干什么呀?" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "你以为我愿意练?我那都是小时候我父母逼的,如果没有他们,我现在说不定已经成了一个画家。" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "画家?" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "一个青年,徜徉在艺术的幻想里,多么美妙啊,那些光影、线条、山水、花鸟、多么高尚和雅致啊。可是现在呢,整天的打打杀杀,漂泊流浪,寄人篱下,衣食不保,还担心被人追捕……" }, { "from": "郭蔷薇", "value": "就这么简单?" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "就这么简单!" }, { "from": "郭蔷薇", "value": "我姐……居然被这样的理由说服了?" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "这个理由难道没有说服力吗?" }, { "from": "郭蔷薇", "value": "哼哼……" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "哼哼……" }, { "from": "郭蔷薇", "value": "对她,可能可以,对我……" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "难道我说得不好?这不挺有说服力的,这孩子……" } ] }, { "id": "episode_67_chunk_14", "conversations": [ { "from": "郭蔷薇", "value": "放着我来!" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "啊?不用,你要实在没事你帮我把柴禾劈了。" }, { "from": "郭蔷薇", "value": "还是你劈吧,只准用手啊,我想看看你那个降龙十八掌的威力。" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "降龙十八掌?唉……" } ] }, { "id": "episode_67_chunk_15", "conversations": [ { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "那是一个伸手不见五指的夜晚,老白一路跟着大嘴上了山,你猜他看见了什么?这么粗的老松树啊,一掌,拦腰砍断;这么厚的青石板,还长着青苔呢,一掌下去拍了个粉碎,风一吹,都成粉了。" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "嘿,你姐没跟你将后面的事啊?" }, { "from": "郭蔷薇", "value": "后面还有什么事啊?" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "我那师父是个骗子,哎呀妈呀,一想起这事我就伤心,唉……" } ] }, { "id": "episode_67_chunk_16", "conversations": [ { "from": "燕小六", "value": "你这个骗子!你这种丑陋的行为,只能用四个字形容,哪四个字?" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "令人发指!" }, { "from": "燕小六", "value": "再来四个!" }, { "from": "燕小六", "value": "丧心病狂!" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "你把大嘴都骗成这个样子了,你还想干啥?" }, { "from": "十巴掌", "value": "不能说骗吧?变两个戏法,混点饭吃有啥不对呀?" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "变啥戏法呀?" }, { "from": "十巴掌", "value": "你拍断的那棵树,是我事先锯断的。" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "那青石板呢?" }, { "from": "十巴掌", "value": "是我摔碎了以后,又给粘起来的。" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "那你教我那套降龙十八掌……" }, { "from": "十巴掌", "value": "是我瞎编的。" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "这是赤裸裸的侵权哪,你就不怕丐帮找你麻烦哪?" }, { "from": "十巴掌", "value": "找什么麻烦?他那是十八掌,十八招,我呢,是十巴掌……" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "打你自己……" }, { "from": "十巴掌", "value": "十招。" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "我……我掐死你!" }, { "from": "十巴掌", "value": "不就是糊弄你点吃的吗,你至于吗你?" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "咋不至于?他信了你的邪,以为自己有了武功,到处跟人家比……" } ] }, { "id": "episode_67_chunk_17", "conversations": [ { "from": "郭蔷薇", "value": "不会吧,这么烂的骗术也可以把你们都骗进去呀?你们也太没有警惕性了。" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "人在江湖,身不由己,我跟你说,你想听传奇呀,你找秀才去,他最擅长这个。" } ] }, { "id": "episode_67_chunk_18", "conversations": [ { "from": "郭蔷薇", "value": "喂!嘿嘿,写什么呢?" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "记账啊,你又闲着没事到处逛啊?" }, { "from": "郭蔷薇", "value": "吕大侠,你平时除了记账,还有没有什么其他的爱好啊?" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "爱好……写小说算不算?" }, { "from": "郭蔷薇", "value": "哇噻,你还会写小说啊?" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "这本《武林外传》是我写的,写得一般般啦,请多指教。" }, { "from": "郭蔷薇", "value": "哇噻,哇噻……金笔书生?" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "就是我,想象中的我。" }, { "from": "郭蔷薇", "value": "想象?" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "我又不会武功喽,现在练也来不及了,只能过过干瘾了。" }, { "from": "郭蔷薇", "value": "你不会武功啊?那那个姬无命是谁解决的?" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "当然,靠的不是武功,你姐是怎么跟你说的?" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "姬无命是个什么人?盗神!手上是血债累累,恶贯满盈啊,这么个人忽然逼上来,你慌不慌?说实话,我也慌,腿肚子都吓软了,再瞧人家吕大侠,跟个没事人似的,算完账,把算盘一抖,大笔一挥,满地都是甩出来的墨点,知道他为什么要这么做吗?每一滴墨点那就是一步,十滴那就是十步,人家踩着墨点招招紧逼是一步不落,踩到最后一步,正好把个姬无命逼到死角,正在此时,姬无命一个侧手翻,接着三个后空翻,接着空中转体一千八百度,又接着三千六百度,腾空以后他以二百五十个托马斯全旋完成了全套动作,难度系数10,平均得分9.999,在潮水般的欢呼和掌声中,吕大侠一个箭步冲上前去,直接就是一笔,从喉咙贯穿,血噗一下就喷出来了,每一滴血迹,正好覆盖在刚才的墨点之上,一滴不漏,连形状都一模一样。" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "哇……芙妹的想象力简直是太丰富了,不行不行,我得赶紧记下来……" }, { "from": "郭蔷薇", "value": "哎,你先等等,那天的情况到底是怎么样的,你先跟我说一下嘛。" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "这个……当然了,情况没有芙妹说的那么紧张刺激,不过赢得也还算是精彩,当时的情况是这样的……" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "杀我可以,但得先说明白了,我到底是死在谁的手里?" }, { "from": "姬无命", "value": "废话,我呀!" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "我是谁?" }, { "from": "姬无命", "value": "我怎么知道你是谁呀!" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "问题来了吧?" }, { "from": "姬无命", "value": "什么意思啊?" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "这得从人和宇宙的关系开始讲起了。在你身上,长久以来,一直就有一个问题在缠绕着你。" }, { "from": "姬无命", "value": "什么问题呀?" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "我是谁。" }, { "from": "姬无命", "value": "这个我已经知道了。" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "不,你不知道,你知道吗?你是谁?姬无命吗?不,这只是个名字,一个代号,你可以叫姬无命,我也可以叫姬无命,他们都可以,把这个代号拿掉之后呢,你又是谁?" }, { "from": "姬无命", "value": "……我不知道,我也不用知道!" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "好好,那你再回答我另一个问题,我是谁?" }, { "from": "姬无命", "value": "这个问题已经问过了。" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "不,我刚才问的是本我,现在问的是自我。" }, { "from": "姬无命", "value": "这有什么区别吗?" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "举个例子,当我用我这个代号来进行对话的同时,你的代号也是我,这意味着什么呢,是否意味着你就是我,而我也就是你?" }, { "from": "姬无命", "value": "这……这个问题没什么意义嘛。" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "那就问几个有意义的,我生从何来,死往何处?我为何要出现在这个世界上?我的出现对这个世界来说意味着什么?是世界选择了我,还是我选择了世界?" }, { "from": "姬无命", "value": "够了!" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "我和宇宙之间有必然的联系吗?宇宙是否有尽头?时间是否有长短?过去的时间在哪里消失?未来的时间又在何处停止?我在这一刻提出的问题还是你刚才听到的问题吗?" }, { "from": "姬无命", "value": "我杀了你!" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "是谁杀了我,而我又杀了谁?" }, { "from": "姬无命", "value": "是我杀了我?" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "回答正确!动手吧。" }, { "from": "姬无命", "value": "啊啊啊啊——" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "他不会再醒过来了吧?" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "应该不会……" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "这,这算个什么说法呀?" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "知识就是力量!" }, { "from": "郭蔷薇", "value": "就这么简单?" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "就这么简单。" }, { "from": "郭蔷薇", "value": "哼!" } ] }, { "id": "episode_67_chunk_19", "conversations": [ { "from": "郭蔷薇", "value": "阿姐,你为虾米要骗我?为虾米呀?" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "我虾米时候骗你了?" }, { "from": "郭蔷薇", "value": "这些大事这些传奇,都系你编出来的!" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "也不都系编的啦……你……说普通话。" }, { "from": "郭蔷薇", "value": "姐,我好不容易鼓足勇气从家里闯出来,就是为了想看看你说的江湖啊,可是你还……" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "哎呀,行了行了,我错了还不行吗?我要不说得夸张一点,你能放过我吗?乖啦乖啦……" }, { "from": "郭蔷薇", "value": "哎呀不要碰我!早知道是这样,我就不应该溜出来。" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "啊,想明白啦?想明白就赶紧回去,省得你爹娘担心你。" }, { "from": "郭蔷薇", "value": "我不,反正都是编的,那你为什么要留在这里?这里到底有什么好的嘛?" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "故事是故事,现实是现实,反正我这过得挺好,挺开心的。" }, { "from": "郭蔷薇", "value": "你每天扫扫地,擦擦桌子,还经常挨骂,这有什么好开心的嘛?" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "你不是我,你不会明白的。" }, { "from": "郭蔷薇", "value": "哎呀,姐,我不明白那你就快点告诉我呀,这里到底有什么好的嘛,还有,你为什么愿意忍受这种生活呀?姐,你就快告诉我呀!" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "你不要着急嘛,让我想想嘛,为什么……对呀,为什么?" } ] }, { "id": "episode_67_chunk_20", "conversations": [ { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "你问我,我问谁呀?" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "你不是特别擅长说教吗,你跟我说说嘛。" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "你做了错事,我能说出来,现在啥都没有发生,你让我说啥呀?再说我又不是你,怎么知道你的切身感受嘛。" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "也是啊,其实她刚才问我的时候,我回答得也有点含糊。" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "含糊个啥嘛?" }, { "from": "郭蔷薇", "value": "她在这里生活得很开心,那也不能说明什么问题呀。也许她换一个地方生活,也会很开心呢。又或者,她是因为习惯了这里的生活,所以才很开心呢。再或者,她是因为在家被管头管脚的,出来以后会自由一点,所以她才很开心呢。" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "也有这个可能哦。" }, { "from": "郭蔷薇", "value": "人生有那么多的可能性,她就尝试了一种,她就满足了?这是不是太没追求了。" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "这个,我也没有想过。" }, { "from": "郭蔷薇", "value": "就比如说,小时候吧,别人送你一颗珠子,你就已经很开心了。可是长大以后,你也不能因为这颗玻璃珠子而放弃了所有的珠宝和首饰吧?" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "这个……我确实也回答不出来,不过从小到大,所有的首饰我一样样都没有扔,拿过来。还有没有?刚才是拿走两个。" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "哎呀,算了算了,我自己回去琢磨琢磨。" }, { "from": "郭蔷薇", "value": "姐,姐?" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "小时候的玻璃珠子?长大的首饰?一样都不能扔,都是财富,都是我的。" } ] }, { "id": "episode_67_chunk_21", "conversations": [ { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "回家?" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "你放心,我不会回去太久的,我心里很乱,我想回去琢磨琢磨。" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "在这不能琢磨吗?" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "这里很难客观的去想的嘛,反正有些事情必须得跳出来才能想清楚,你明白吗?" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "小郭,这件事情你要……" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "六,咋了这是,没有事吧你?" }, { "from": "燕小六", "value": "佟掌柜,我能求你件事吗?" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "你说吧。" }, { "from": "燕小六", "value": "123走了,我怎么想怎么得给它半一个象样的告别仪式,不用太隆重,心意到了就行。" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "好好好。" }, { "from": "祝无双", "value": "需要提前准备些什么吗?" }, { "from": "燕小六", "value": "骨头。" }, { "from": "郭蔷薇", "value": "交给我了,它的骨头我还没来得及扔呢。" }, { "from": "燕小六", "value": "谢谢……我说的是猪骨头!" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "别激动,别激动。" }, { "from": "燕小六", "value": "123生前最爱啃骨头了,这也是我能为它做的最后一件事情了,123……" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "别哭了,三,别哭了。" }, { "from": "燕小六", "value": "谁三,六!" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "安息吧,六。" }, { "from": "燕小六", "value": "三!" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "别哭了,三……" }, { "from": "燕小六", "value": "你就没说对过!" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "我们也太悲痛了。" }, { "from": "燕小六", "value": "狗跟人不一样,虽然心里再不开心,但是只要给根骨头,它立马活蹦乱跳的,就凭这一点,就比人强。" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "可不咋的,不管咋说,人知道自己要啥。" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "大嘴?这可是你这一辈子说的第一句明白话呀!" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "你啥意思啊?" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "小郭?你明白了没有?" }, { "from": "郭蔷薇", "value": "姐,你明白什么了?" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "你刚才跟掌柜的说,人生有无数种的可能性,不要因为小时候的玻璃珠子,就拒绝了长大以后的各种首饰,那个比方你打错了,玻璃珠子不是骨头。" }, { "from": "郭蔷薇", "value": "什么意思啊?" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "玻璃珠子不是必需品,时间一长,就会慢慢忘记的,而有些人对我来说,更像123眼中的骨头,有了他,就有了快乐,而这种快乐是可以持续一辈子的。我第一次来这的时候,就是知道我自己到底要什么,而我第二次回来,就是想把这种我要变成我有。" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "说的对呀,先要知道自己要什么,然后要用尽全力去争取,还要珍惜,这才是成熟的标志啊。" }, { "from": "郭蔷薇", "value": "嗯……" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "你现在不明白没关系的,等以后长大了,你有了自己的骨头,你就会知道我的意思了。" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "芙妹,那你还走吗?" }, { "from": "燕小六", "value": "喊嘛呢,肃静!" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "123死得好惨哪,空谷深山徒泣泪,啼鹃清夜哭先生。" }, { "from": "燕小六", "value": "123,来世我们还是好兄弟……" } ] }, { "id": "episode_68_chunk_0", "conversations": [ { "from": "郭蔷薇", "value": "行了 姐 你别送我了 回去吧" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "行行 那你回去以后问声好儿 跟我爹娘说 我很快就回去看他们啊" }, { "from": "郭蔷薇", "value": "你还是自己说吧 我来之前啊 听见你爹跟我爹说 好象他要来视察你唉" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "唉 芙妹 怎么了" }, { "from": "郭蔷薇", "value": "你们保重啊 等我把骨头的事情想清楚了 我再来看你们啊 我走了" } ] }, { "id": "episode_68_chunk_1", "conversations": [ { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "哎哎哎,你干什么啊" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "没功夫跟你解释了,你赶紧回屋收拾东西去,收拾细软,那些破书不许带" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "为什么呀" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "咱们是大逃亡啊" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "大逃亡你先说清楚,怎么就大逃亡了,你跟你爸爸好好说一说,没准他讲理的" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "好好说,好,我问你啊,小吕你会武功吗" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "不会" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "那你有官职吗" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "没有" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "那祖产你总有点儿吧" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "有地契,还有几十两银子呃~~虽然钱不多,但我保证,我一定会让她幸福的" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "这么点身家,买个宅子都不够,安身才能立命,你连个安身的地方都没有。你凭什么娶我女儿,你凭什么保证她的幸福呢,就凭这张嘴啊" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "我……我……" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "我爸爸这么问你你就这么说吗,我我我我我" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "我……" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "哎呀,行了行了侯哥,我求你了,你赶紧收拾东西去吧" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "唉你怎么又回来了嘛" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "是我 打算往哪逃呀" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "出门再说吧 反正初步定在大理 一路往南" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "直到南极?小郭那可是你爹呀 你是逃了他问我们要人怎么办呀" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "你们就说不知道不认识从来就没见过我嘛……那你说怎么办嘛" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "一句话 团结就是力量" } ] }, { "id": "episode_68_chunk_2", "conversations": [ { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "以我之见哪 为人父母的 最希望看到的就是孩子的幸福 只要能给小郭他爹 留一个好的印象 让他觉得她在咱这儿过的还不错 一切问题迎刃而解" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "话是不假呀 问题是对于她爹来说 怎么才算幸福呢" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "很简单 首先在衣食住行方面绝不能含糊" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "没有问题 我的房子归你了 …………暂时的啊" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "我再说第二点啊 侯哥的问题 我爹这辈子最烦的就是你们读书人" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "你放心吧 等你爹来的之后我肯定满嘴糙话" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "怎么着爷们儿,整两盅,五魁手啊,六六六啊,感情深呐一口闷噼噼~" }, { "from": "莫小贝", "value": "你干嘛打我" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "你喝慢了" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "光这样还不够的啦 我现在最担心的就是 我爹要试他武功怎么办" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "啥?你跟你爹说他会武功" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "那他是关中大侠诶 而且还上过江湖月报的" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "朝廷认证啊" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "我还没使劲呢 换成我爹…… 这位就是吕大侠 幸会幸会我要嫁个残疾人了啦" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "我有招了 给秀才弄一手里针" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "啥叫手里针" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "是唐门的一种暗器 有这么长 上面涂山毒药 放在手心里 到时候一握手 直接走你" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "喂!!!!!!!!" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "呀 我忘了那你是你亲爹 是你未来老丈人" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "所以说最麻烦的就是这一关了 只要能把握手对付过去了 其他都好办" }, { "from": "祝无双", "value": "哎 我倒有个办法~还是不说了吧~" }, { "from": "祝无双", "value": "说啊!!" }, { "from": "祝无双", "value": "姬无病的那个百花软筋散 我这还剩了点 你爹来了之后你就一喷 反正大家都没有力气呀 察觉不出来 然后我们再……我都说不说了嘛" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "这样吧 握手的事情大家再想一想 不过你放心 集体的智慧是无穷的" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "想归想啊 晚饭之前大家要再想不出来 我们俩就只好逃了" }, { "from": "食客", "value": "倒酒" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "来了" } ] }, { "id": "episode_68_chunk_3", "conversations": [ { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "什么味儿,这是" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "来,起来起来,把手给我" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "干什么" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "相信我,没错的啊" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "这,这是什么呀这是" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "醋啊,糖醋小排你吃过没,为啥那么有嚼头,就是因为这醋。咱先在醋里把手骨头给泡软了,他再咋捏都没事了,这就叫以柔克刚以弱制强" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "这能行吗" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "不行咋办呐,如花似玉的闺女你不想娶了不想娶算了" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "回来回来,放这儿。为了芙妹,我豁出去了" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "咋……一只手还不够啊" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "万一她爹是左撇子呢" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "哦,对" }, { "from": "莫小贝", "value": "哎有了有了,试试咱这个" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "这是什么呀" }, { "from": "莫小贝", "value": "铁砂" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "铁……你别逗了,现在练铁砂功哪还来得及啊" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "就是啊" }, { "from": "莫小贝", "value": "错,这个铁砂啊是用来做手套的" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "手套?" }, { "from": "莫小贝", "value": "对,我每次挨先生手板呢,都在考虑对策,经过无数次的斗争之后呢,才想出了这条妙计,呐,你先把铁砂涂呢在手上,然后放到炉子里去烤经过加热呢,铁砂就会熔化,然后在你手上形成一层无比坚硬的保护膜,到那个时候……" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "我就成三等残废了" }, { "from": "莫小贝", "value": "算了,就当我白忙活了呗" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "回来回来回来,放这儿,不就烤嘛怎么烤烤多久" }, { "from": "莫小贝", "value": "经过我的猜测呢,大概也就三天三夜" }, { "from": "莫小贝", "value": "秀才,没事啊,根据我的推测呢,一开始会有点疼。但是你忍过这一阵,后面就好办了" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "忍过这一阵……我要是忍不过这一阵呢" }, { "from": "莫小贝", "value": "那你就想象一下小郭姐姐被她爹带走的惨状" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "爹,我再也不敢了,我知道错了我不要进去,我不要进去。侯哥~侯哥……" }, { "from": "郭巨侠", "value": "想见她,下辈子吧" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "爹,你放我出去,你放我出去" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "为了芙妹,忍这点疼算什么你们让开" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "上吧哥哥,上吧" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "啊~~~~" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "葵花点穴手" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "干啥呀,老白呀" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "这话应该我问你" }, { "from": "莫小贝", "value": "他在打铁掌呢" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "打什么铁掌,他又不是马,用不用弄一副鞍子让他背上。就知道胡闹,葵 花解穴手" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "老白,你让我去吧,我不疼这一下,我会疼一辈子的" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "秀才,你听我说,不是没有办法" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "什么办法" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "在你跟他爹握手之前,我先把你的穴道封住" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "听好了啊,你,就是你爹,秀才还是秀才,我还是我,小贝是 你" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "这什么意思啊,你到底想干嘛" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "模拟一下,看看效果,过来过来。小贝,开始" }, { "from": "莫小贝", "value": "爹,哇噻,人家想死你了啦" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "恩啦啦啦~我跟我爹根本就不可能这么说话,小贝。最多也就是,爹,你来 啦,呵呵呵~" }, { "from": "莫小贝", "value": "这个我会,爹,你来啦,呵呵呵~~" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "伯父好,在下姓吕,吕轻侯,双口吕,幸会幸会" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "行啊侯哥,这都没事儿,那就休怪老夫不客气了" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "哎呀,这就是传说当中的郭巨侠呀,妈呀,我崇拜你不是一天两天啦,怎么样" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "什么怎么样" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "我先给秀才点住,让他撑过第一关,在你爹刚要发力的时候,我立马过来 接手,怎么样" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "哎呀,妙计啊老白,这条就算过了啊" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "耶" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "下面说第二条~" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "不是说握完手就完了吗" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "握手是第一关 接下来就是小吕啊 你练的是哪派武功啊" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "无门无派 无师自通的" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "那也就是自学成才啦~" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "也可以这么说 子曾经曰过~谁是子 子是谁 没听说过 练武我觉得最重要的就是讲究那种内练一口气 外练筋骨皮 只要能做到内外兼修 就什么妖魔鬼怪就都不在话下了" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "哈哈哈哈 说得好 那咱俩比划比划~你说你接着往下说啊 不内外兼修吗" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "刚刚过了握手那关 现在还得比划比划~这什么爹呀……我 爸爸就从来不跟人比划~" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "那实在不行还是撤好了~三十六计走为上 他要问起来 就说我们俩去旅游好 了 量他也不敢把你们怎么着 收拾东西" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "上哪旅游?找掌柜的!" } ] }, { "id": "episode_68_chunk_4", "conversations": [ { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "我们先到翠微山的卧佛寺住几天 等我爹走了以后就赶紧通知我们 我们再 回来呀" }, { "from": "祝无双", "value": "等一等,我觉得你们不能就这么走了" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "说得轻巧,难不成留这儿等死呀" }, { "from": "祝无双", "value": "不至于,那可是你爹啊" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "就因为是我爹,所以才要避风头,你没爹你都不知道" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "小郭,你怎么说话呢" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "对不起啊,无双,我不是那个意思,你别往心里去啊" }, { "from": "祝无双", "value": "没关系啊,你得罪过我一次,我这就还你一次" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "你要干什么" }, { "from": "祝无双", "value": "我没有想要动手,我只是想跟秀才说两句。知道我当初为什么喜欢你吗" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "哎,我警告你,你不要趁火打劫好不好" }, { "from": "祝无双", "value": "你是个书呆子,又穷又酸又没有练过武功,练一桶水都拎不起来简直就是 百无一用。可是你在任何困难境地都能化险为夷,这就说明你比常人有智 慧,有勇气。这一次的事儿,虽然是有些麻烦,但还不至于丧命吧。面对 姬无命的时候,你连死都不怕,你还会怕这个?当然你也可以一走了之。 可是以后呢,面对这份感情得不到家长的祝福,你心里会不会舒服,会不会 感到幸福。秀才,你跟小郭经历了这么多的苦难,好不容易才修成了正果 ,就因为你一时的怯懦而功亏一篑。你确保你以后都不会觉得遗憾吗" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "可是……芙妹……" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "不要看我,这次我全听你的" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "躲得过一时,躲不过一世,这次不管成不成,我们都应该试一试,否则一 定会后悔的" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "好吧~既然是这样 我也豁出去了 不就是比划吗交给我了" } ] }, { "id": "episode_68_chunk_5", "conversations": [ { "from": "白展堂", "value": "注意了 我还是我秀才还是秀才 你是你爹 小贝是你 开始!" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "好小子 咱俩比划比划~" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "在下恭敬不如从命了" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "排山倒海~" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "葵花点穴手您是长辈 我怎么能跟你动手呢 这一招 献丑了" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "这招还凑合~就怕瞒不过我爹的眼睛" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "放心 咱还有后招呢~秀才!" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "哇塞这怎么弄的?" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "这是伸缩的呀!" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "我跟说呀 咱还有后招呢 后院还有个大青石板" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "一拍就碎~你以为我爹是白痴啊~" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "错 那块青石板是用来胸口碎大石的!你放心那是石膏的一碰就碎" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "大嘴,我爹是谁你不会不知道吧" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "知道 郭巨侠 大侠中的大侠~所以 咱才跟他来这中下三滥的招数" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "那又是为什么呢" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "你看啊 你爹平时认识的不是大官就是大侠~这种损招他能知道吗 就好比说啊一个人穿惯了绫罗绸缎 突然间见到一身亚麻衣裳 不知道的还以为是进口货呢" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "哈哈~别逗了 我爹是从最底层摸爬滚打起来的 你那几招 糊弄小六行" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "咱还有后招~" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "行了行了 你要都是这招数就算了" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "这一招可是必杀技啊 一招出手无人能敌 大嘴秀才小贝准备好了吗" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "康桑啊米达 MUSIC~" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "抱一抱啊 抱一抱 抱着那个妹妹上花轿" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "郭大侠 我是真的爱你女儿的让她嫁给我吧" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "搂着大嘴 大侠等等 碟放错了……" } ] }, { "id": "episode_68_chunk_6", "conversations": [ { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "大伯 我是真的爱芙蓉的 你就成全了我们吧!" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "胡说八道 什么乱七八糟的……你俩不要胡来呀" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "那要实在不行 我撤好了 我一想到我爹那副神情 哎呀~啊啊啊 不行我得逃了" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "站住 你爹有啥弱点没有" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "有啊有啊 我娘 每次我爹一骂我 我娘一劝 马上就没事了~…………可是我娘没有来诶…" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "除了你娘呢" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "那就是我师公了~" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "他现在人在哪?" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "浙江绍兴 每年清明我都去看他" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "清明?" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "对呀 他已经死了十几年了呀" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "算咧 老的指望不上咱只好用小的啦" } ] }, { "id": "episode_68_chunk_7", "conversations": [ { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "这招行吗" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "咋不行 这就叫生米做成熟饭 想反对?来不及了" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "那我爹要打我怎么办?" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "打就打朝这招呼 有本事你就打我个魂飞魄散一尸两命 不让我跟秀才好 我就不活了啦~" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "问题是他爹要一生气 告秀才拐卖良家妇女怎么办?" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "不至于吧" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "我怎么知道 我又不是他" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "你爹的性格你不了解啊" }, { "from": "莫小贝", "value": "你爹怎么这样啊" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "他呀 就是想把我带回去 随便找个捕快结婚生孩子 以后逢年过节呢 为了表示对你的歉意 还给你寄点东西以示同情" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "谁要他的同情啊!" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "息怒息怒 这只是假设还没成真呢" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "芙妹 你相信我 只要侯哥有一口气在 我就不会让这种事情发生的!!" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "咳咳" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "秀才 光天化日的注意点影响" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "大嘴你怎么了 怎么说话呢 敢情你没摊上这么个老丈人 什么人呐这是 自以为养育了芙妹几年 就可以为所欲为了 芙妹是人诶 是HUMAN BEING 他凭什么管头管脚的 婚姻自由 恋爱自由 当然这个概念提前了几百年哦 但我跟你讲我就是要跟你在一块 好歹怎么说我也是朝廷认证的关中大侠呀 他凭什么支配我呀 他算老几呀他" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "客官里面请……" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "爹……爹 你来啦 呵呵呵 呵呵呵" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "赶紧叫人哪大哥~" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "大哥你来啦" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "拜托你啊那是我爹~" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "爹……!嗯……你捎等一下你爹姓啥" }, { "from": "郭巨侠", "value": "老夫姓郭" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "巧了和芙妹同姓 ~呵~呵~我给您沏碗茶去……" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "爹 我来给你介绍一下啊" }, { "from": "郭巨侠", "value": "不用了 这位是掌柜的吧" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "是我 郭伯父您好~" }, { "from": "郭巨侠", "value": "这位是白……" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "展堂 您还认识我哪 大名鼎鼎的盗圣" }, { "from": "郭巨侠", "value": "放心 我和你娘是故交 你那块免罪金牌还是我签发的" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "谢谢 谢谢郭巨侠" }, { "from": "郭巨侠", "value": "这位是嘴大李" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "李大嘴 真名李秀莲 家住李家沟九代单传至今未婚" }, { "from": "郭巨侠", "value": "这位是衡山掌门人莫小贝" }, { "from": "莫小贝", "value": "久仰久仰 老听小郭姐姐说起您 这回可真见着活人了!" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "说啥呢 人家是巨侠别没大没小的" }, { "from": "莫小贝", "value": "他是巨侠我还是五岳盟主呢 大家都是英雄 都在江湖上飘 哪能不挨刀啊 老郭 承让" }, { "from": "郭巨侠", "value": "她都说我什么啊" }, { "from": "莫小贝", "value": "她说您特好 特慈祥 特有爱心 是父亲中的父亲 大侠中的大侠" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "芙妹也老这么跟我说 您老慢用" }, { "from": "郭巨侠", "value": "孩子说谎是大人教的 大人说谎是谁教的呀" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "没人教自学成材子曾经曰过谁是子哪个子儿子还是孙子没听说过 怎么着 爷们整两盅俩好啊五魁手啊七个巧啊八匹马啊" }, { "from": "郭巨侠", "value": "走 再到你房间看看去这边这边 我一紧张差点走错了" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "五魁手啊六六六啊感情深啊一口闷哪 掌柜的刚才我表现怎么样" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "一个字" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "烂" } ] }, { "id": "episode_68_chunk_8", "conversations": [ { "from": "郭巨侠", "value": "条件还可以 我看还不错" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "还行……比家里是差得远了 但是住久了也就习惯了" }, { "from": "郭巨侠", "value": "衣服被褥自己洗" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "没有 都是别人给我洗的 我每天就吃吃玩玩 走走看看 谁要犯错误我就负责批评他" }, { "from": "郭巨侠", "value": "那你要犯错误谁批评你呀" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "我一般不犯错误" }, { "from": "郭巨侠", "value": "对 这个逃婚呐 离家呀 这是错吗 这不是错这个" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "爹 你可没意思了 爹 你一路过来肯定很累吧 我去给你安排住处啊" }, { "from": "郭巨侠", "value": "用不着 我还有事儿 待会儿马上回京城" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "真的 那行那行 我现在送你 ……嗯…… 还是吃了饭再走!" }, { "from": "郭巨侠", "value": "那也好 你马上收拾东西 吃完饭和我一起走" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "啊" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "芙妹是不会跟你走的" }, { "from": "郭巨侠", "value": "那我非要带她走呢" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "那就休怪小侄无礼了,葵花点穴手" }, { "from": "郭巨侠", "value": "葵花派,你威威胁我" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "只要我还要一口气在我是不会让你把她带走的啊~~~" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "侯哥,侯哥你没事吧" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "秀才,拿错了" }, { "from": "郭巨侠", "value": "你看是这样吗" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "你想怎么样" }, { "from": "郭巨侠", "value": "你还有什么招数让我看看" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "呵呵~" } ] }, { "id": "episode_68_chunk_9", "conversations": [ { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "来来,把石板抬上来" }, { "from": "郭巨侠", "value": "哎,慢,慢慢慢,你这是要胸口碎大石啊" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "不是胸口是脑瓜碎大石,我练铁头功" }, { "from": "郭巨侠", "value": "这在江湖上是最难练的一招啊" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "对" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "对" }, { "from": "郭巨侠", "value": "要害什么地方知道吗,关键是不能用石板" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "那用啥呀" }, { "from": "郭巨侠", "value": "用石膏板" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "呃~~~" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "您这话怎么不明白什么意思啊" }, { "from": "郭巨侠", "value": "石膏板脆啊,它不伤人呐" }, { "from": "郭巨侠", "value": "呃~~~对啊,呵呵" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "伯父,我知道你武功高,但我不会怕你的" }, { "from": "郭巨侠", "value": "啊,那是因为你知道我不能杀你,就是我想芙儿也不同意对吧" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "嗯~" }, { "from": "郭巨侠", "value": "但是你忘了,我杀不了你,我可以让你终生残废明白吗" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "啊,爹你要想杀他的话,连我一块儿杀了好了,还有我肚里的孩子" }, { "from": "郭巨侠", "value": "哦?肚里有孩子了" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "啊" }, { "from": "郭巨侠", "value": "几个月了" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "七八个月了" }, { "from": "郭巨侠", "value": "七八个月了" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "多了" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "多了多了" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "也……有可能是两三个月" }, { "from": "郭巨侠", "value": "两三个月那得有有枕头这么大了吧,啊,枕头呢" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "呃`~枕头在大堂呢" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "噼噼~~" }, { "from": "莫小贝", "value": "小郭姐姐,摊上这么个爹,我好同情你" } ] }, { "id": "episode_68_chunk_10", "conversations": [ { "from": "郭巨侠", "value": "啊,还有你,这个点穴新学的吧,筷子是伸缩的吧,满地还有铁砂,手指缝里还有铁砂,想练什么呀" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "铁砂掌" }, { "from": "莫小贝", "value": "错,这个铁砂是用来做手套的" }, { "from": "郭巨侠", "value": "用铁砂做手套那是怕我握手,把你握疼了露了陷对吧。还有醋味,那是想把骨头泡软了对吧" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "对吧,泡软了就不疼了吗" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "哎呀,爹,他不是有意骗你的" }, { "from": "郭巨侠", "value": "还有你,芙儿,你那楼上屋里边,枕头底下放的怎么能是一个帐本呢,一个打杂的,被子上写的不是郭字吧,一个立人一个冬字那念什么" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "佟,佟湘玉的玉" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "别给我丢人了" }, { "from": "郭巨侠", "value": "那不是你的房间吧" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "那不是她的房间 我把话说开了吧 我没练过武功 我练过又怎么样呢 孟子曰 富贵不能淫 威武不能屈 难道靠暴力就能解决一切问题吗 难道靠武功我就能照顾芙妹一辈子吗" }, { "from": "郭巨侠", "value": "我听明白了 听出你的意思了 你是对你的智慧非常自信是吧" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "我没什么智慧 就一颗真心 还有不撞南墙不回头的勇气 我豁出去了 我要和她在一块儿" }, { "from": "郭巨侠", "value": "说得好 再说一句我就被你感动了好啊 冲你这番话 我再给你一次机会" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "谢谢爹!!!!" } ] }, { "id": "episode_68_chunk_11", "conversations": [ { "from": "郭巨侠", "value": "如诸位所知,郭小姐和吕先生之间,存在着某种千丝万缕的联系,他们俩管这叫做爱情。今天我要证明的是这种所谓的爱情,起本质就是一时冲动。" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "静一静,静一静,控方律师,如果你不能证明这个命题" }, { "from": "郭巨侠", "value": "那就证明你们俩真心相爱,你们俩的事儿我不再反对,一号证人上掌柜的,被告和当事人之间,他们在什么情况下认识的" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "呃~在我的店里啊,他们俩经常在一起干活,聊天,东拉西扯的,混着混着就熟了,熟着熟着,嘿嘿,就走到一块儿了" }, { "from": "郭巨侠", "value": "哦,那也就是说,日久生情" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "就是日久生情" }, { "from": "郭巨侠", "value": "从他们俩第一次见面到私定终生,经历了多久" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "至少也有四个多月" }, { "from": "郭巨侠", "value": "四个月,就定了一下半辈子四五十年的命运" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "哎哟,我不是那个意思" }, { "from": "郭巨侠", "value": "我的话问完了,二号证人上莫小贝,你和当事人什么关系" }, { "from": "莫小贝", "value": "呃,我是小郭姐姐最信任的好朋友" }, { "from": "郭巨侠", "value": "他们两个当初是谁先爱上谁的" }, { "from": "莫小贝", "value": "呃~应该是秀才先爱上小郭姐姐的" }, { "from": "郭巨侠", "value": "原因呢" }, { "from": "莫小贝", "value": "就是因为那个算命的" }, { "from": "郭巨侠", "value": "嗯?" }, { "from": "莫小贝", "value": "呃~对不起啊,我说错了,不对。压根就没有那算命的" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "没有没有" }, { "from": "郭巨侠", "value": "到底有还没有撒谎会降低我对你好感度哦,有还没有" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "有,算命的说,我跟芙妹是天生一对" }, { "from": "郭巨侠", "value": "所以你对她伸出了魔掌,利用各种卑鄙手段获取她的芳心,达到你不可告人的目的,对不对" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "我是为了芙妹好" }, { "from": "郭巨侠", "value": "那也就是说,你当时确实对她进行了某种手段" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "我……" }, { "from": "郭巨侠", "value": "回答是和不是" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "是,可是……" }, { "from": "郭巨侠", "value": "没有可是了,三号证人上" } ] }, { "id": "episode_68_chunk_12", "conversations": [ { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "呃~等等,本判官有点饿了,先吃饭,吃完饭接着审,休庭" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "笨笨笨,笨死你得了,你怎么能让他带着话题走呢" }, { "from": "莫小贝", "value": "我又不是故意的啦,再说,我第一次上庭没有经验啦" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "下次注意啊" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "还有你啊,死不承认不就得啦,还非说是" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "我有啥办法呀,他说了,说谎会降低好感度的" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "我……" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "你觉得她爹对你会有好感吗" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "应该……没有" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "那不就得了,好感度已经为零了,再降还能降到哪去" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "哎呀,真没想到,老东西还有两把刷子" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "喂~" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "昵称昵称,表示亲切,呵~" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "行了细腻感了,下次开庭啊,大家都给我上点心。我爹这辈子就没干别的,逼供诱供,抓人话柄他最拿手了。下次开口之前,必须先想清楚,有没有陷阱" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "可我们谁都不明白这个呀" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "啧~不明白呀" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "那就看我眼色行事,我要是点头呢,你就说是是是;我要是摇头呢,你就说不是。点头yes,摇头no,行不行" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "没问题" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "唉~我爹这次是有备而来,从他对咱们的了解情况来看,咱们之间一定有内奸" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "啊?内奸?" }, { "from": "燕小六", "value": "拜见郭巨侠~" }, { "from": "郭巨侠", "value": "燕捕头,我在京城听说过你,平谷一点红和公孙乌龙落网都与你有关,年轻有为啊" }, { "from": "燕小六", "value": "郭巨侠英明,断完案子都我们家坐会儿,我七舅姥爷想见见您" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "法庭之上,禁止套瓷" }, { "from": "郭巨侠", "value": "好,问第一个问题,郭小姐以前喜欢过你?" }, { "from": "燕小六", "value": "呃……" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "静一静,静一静,控方律师,没有证据你不要乱说好不好,小心我判你诽谤" }, { "from": "郭巨侠", "value": "呵呵~五号证人上" }, { "from": "燕小六", "value": "上来判完案子到我们家坐会儿" }, { "from": "郭巨侠", "value": "关于当事人是否喜欢过燕捕头,你能回答我吗" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "不能" }, { "from": "郭巨侠", "value": "不能,为什么" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "呃~这个……" }, { "from": "郭巨侠", "value": "这个是不知道还是不想回答" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "呃~这个……" }, { "from": "郭巨侠", "value": "这样把,我换个问题,吕先生当时知不知道郭小姐喜欢燕捕头" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "不知道" }, { "from": "郭巨侠", "value": "不知道,那也就是说,郭小姐当初确实喜欢过燕捕头" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "其实也算不上喜欢充其量就是有好感,没两天就换秀才了" }, { "from": "郭巨侠", "value": "你可以下去了,现在我想问被告郭小姐在喜欢燕捕头的状态下,为什么忽然把注意力转向了你" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "那说明芙妹对小六不是真爱" }, { "from": "郭巨侠", "value": "那你凭什么就认为她对你是真爱呢,换句话说,她今天对你注意了,明天又把注意力转向别人。有句话叫做天涯什么草" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "天涯何处无芳草" }, { "from": "郭巨侠", "value": "对,那你确信以后她都不会甩掉你" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "我……我确信" }, { "from": "郭巨侠", "value": "很……很好~我很欣赏的你的自信,虽然你只是为了相信而相信" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "什么意思啊" }, { "from": "郭巨侠", "value": "没意思,如果你真的确信你就不会结巴了,六号证人上" }, { "from": "郭巨侠", "value": "六号,六号,六,六~~" }, { "from": "燕小六", "value": "六儿来了" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "不是你" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "六号" }, { "from": "郭巨侠", "value": "六号证人,你跟被告什么关系啊" }, { "from": "祝无双", "value": "我……呵……我和他……" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "呃~等等,本判官口渴想去趟厕所,休庭" } ] }, { "id": "episode_68_chunk_14", "conversations": [ { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "李大嘴~我不是叫你按照我的意思行事吗,什么充其量有好感。你说那些乱七八糟的干什么" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "行了行了" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "好了好了,还是先想想怎么对付你爹吧" }, { "from": "莫小贝", "value": "那就是个魔鬼" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "闭嘴" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "不行给他下点蒙汗药" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "去死,现在已经够麻烦了,第一场,他证明了侯哥对我是居心叵测;第二场,证明了我对侯哥是水性扬花。接下来就该进入正题,证明我们俩是一时冲动" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "那怎么办啊" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "呵~如果我没有猜错的话,他现在想拿无双来说事儿,无双" }, { "from": "祝无双", "value": "啊~" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "你回避" }, { "from": "祝无双", "value": "呃~会不会显得太心虚啊" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "哎呀,管不了那么多了,先扛过这一关再说,以后的事儿以后再说,怎么样" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "无双消失" }, { "from": "郭巨侠", "value": "请六号证人上庭" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "呃`六号身体不舒服,暂时无法上庭" }, { "from": "郭巨侠", "value": "七号,八号……" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "别别别,别念了,七号在呢,等等半天了" }, { "from": "郭巨侠", "value": "做为六好证人的师兄,你对她的身世一定很了解吧" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "还行,反正我们从小就认识" }, { "from": "郭巨侠", "value": "啊,也就是说那是青梅竹马了" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "哎,对对对" }, { "from": "郭巨侠", "value": "那你俩为啥没在一起呢" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "青梅竹马也未必得在一起啊我心里早就有人了" }, { "from": "郭巨侠", "value": "那被告心里有人,为什么还会和她在一起呢" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "没有啊,这事有点误会了,主要是……" }, { "from": "郭巨侠", "value": "当事人才回家一个多月,被告人就和六号证人走到一起了" }, { "from": "郭巨侠", "value": "你只回答是或者不是" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "不是" }, { "from": "郭巨侠", "value": "我有权没收免罪金牌哟我再问一遍,是或者不是" }, { "from": "郭巨侠", "value": "不用想了,你可以下去了" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "你爹他不让我想" }, { "from": "郭巨侠", "value": "说到这儿呢,我就想问郭小姐,一个月也就区区的三十天,被告身边就换个人。" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "那是因为我不在,我要在的话,绝对不会允许这种事情的发生" }, { "from": "郭巨侠", "value": "那也就是说,在未来的几十年,你必须时时刻刻守在他身边,寸步不离。说句难听话,连娘家也不许回,你确认,这就是你要的爱情吗" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "我确定一定以及肯定" }, { "from": "郭巨侠", "value": "喔,那我可不可以这样理解,你们彼此还缺乏起码的安全感" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "我……" }, { "from": "郭巨侠", "value": "你只说是还是不是" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "是……" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "芙妹" }, { "from": "郭巨侠", "value": "在本案解案之前,我还有最后一个问题,你们想好了再回答。当你们走到一起之后,你们有没有一个共同的切实可行的长远计划,只回答有或者没有好,我做结案陈词。老实说,我对两个人的感情从没怀疑过,因为我也年轻过,年轻人内心深处那叫什么动来着" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "骚动" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "冲动" }, { "from": "莫小贝", "value": "呃~活动" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "运运运动" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "悸动 悸动`" }, { "from": "郭巨侠", "value": "对,什么意思" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "就是让人漠视一切甚至是生命" }, { "from": "郭巨侠", "value": "有有人还为它死?" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "那叫殉情,我对蕙兰一直有这种想法来着" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "我没有" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "啊?" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "那是不可能的" }, { "from": "郭巨侠", "value": "他们管这叫爱情,但我不同意。爱情是什么" }, { "from": "莫小贝", "value": "是责任是动力" }, { "from": "郭巨侠", "value": "对,是手拉手走过一生的勇气。很遗憾,我认为你们不具备这种勇气" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "我反对" }, { "from": "郭巨侠", "value": "没用" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "我再次反对" }, { "from": "郭巨侠", "value": "再次没用" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "可我对芙妹是真心的,她对我也一样" }, { "from": "郭巨侠", "value": "好,你们走到一起之后,有没有为对方想过,只回答有或者没有综上所述,他们的结合只是一时冲动,请问两位还有什么疑问吗结案~" }, { "from": "祝无双", "value": "等一下,刚才我没在,对于这件事情,我还有话要说" }, { "from": "郭巨侠", "value": "啊,不好意思,已经结案了" }, { "from": "祝无双", "value": "人生,可不是一场辩论就能决定的。刚才您说,他们俩的结合,是由于一时冲动,关于这一点,我非常同意" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "你这不废话吗,还嫌这儿不够乱呐,一边儿待着去" }, { "from": "祝无双", "value": "等我把话说完。不光是他们俩,其实每一份真挚爱情的开始,都是由于一时的冲动" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "你说什么呢" }, { "from": "郭巨侠", "value": "没关系,让她说" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "爹" }, { "from": "祝无双", "value": "这种冲动是激情和柔情的混合体,是超脱于理智之外的感情。内心深处如果没有冲动的话,就没有在一起的欲望,也就没有未来的人生。郭巨侠,你名震江湖,如雷贯耳,是我们敬仰敬佩的大侠。但是恕我直言,你这个命题一开始就是错的,是个伪命题" }, { "from": "郭巨侠", "value": "呵呵,有意思,接着说" }, { "from": "祝无双", "value": "他们两个当初决定了要在一起,是有决心也有信心,这您都是看在眼里的。未来的人生有无数种可能,难道非要在一开始就想好一切,然后按照图纸去施工吗,您在年轻的时候,已经预知了现在的生活吗?如果连您也做不到的话,你凭什么要求他们去做到呢,不过经过今天您的审判,我相信他们将来也许会为当着想的" }, { "from": "郭巨侠", "value": "只有一个问题,既然你想得这么明白,当初为什么要放弃呢" }, { "from": "祝无双", "value": "因为爱情,是条单行道" }, { "from": "郭巨侠", "value": "你记住 我把芙儿交给你 并不代表我信任你 到目前为止我对你的好感度还是为零" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "知道了爹!" }, { "from": "郭巨侠", "value": "这次要多谢你了 以后再有情报 飞鸽传书 进总部的事 你等着消息吧" }, { "from": "燕小六", "value": "谢谢郭巨侠 谢谢谢谢……" }, { "from": "郭巨侠", "value": "大家不用送了 以后欢迎来京城 路是你们自己选的 以后甭管吃多少苦" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "我们自己抗着" }, { "from": "郭巨侠", "value": "要的就是这句话 你们记住 啊~这些银票" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "这银票你拿着 我们有钱" }, { "from": "郭巨侠", "value": "我又没说给你 钱你们先拿着 花不花是你们的事 下次回家 连本代利一起还给我 少一个子儿甭进家门" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "放高利贷是犯法的谢谢郭伯父" }, { "from": "郭巨侠", "value": "你帮我把他照顾好我就谢谢你啦~……你们好自为之不送!" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "爹 一路小心啊!" }, { "from": "燕小六", "value": "耶!陆户习习门~" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "关门!" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "放小郭" }, { "from": "燕小六", "value": "你们要干嘛?" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "你这个内奸!" }, { "from": "燕小六", "value": "不是我 是他非逼我说的 还答应我去六扇门总部呢 让我" }, { "from": "祝无双", "value": "排山倒海" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "放着我来" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "葵花点穴手" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "降龙十八掌" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "子曾经曰过" }, { "from": "燕小六", "value": "七舅姥爷救命啊~!" } ] }, { "id": "episode_69_chunk_0", "conversations": [ { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "无双你喜欢什么随便挑啊,,千万不要跟我客气啊。" }, { "from": "祝无双", "value": "小郭你这是干吗。" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "无双,你帮我那么大的忙,要没有你我跟秀才就完了。你随便挑。" }, { "from": "祝无双", "value": "我也是随口说两句吗,没有什么的。" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "你那我当外人是不是,无双,是姐妹你就挑,发生我的首饰多的是,挑挑挑。" }, { "from": "莫小贝", "value": "无双姐甭跟他客气,这是你应得的嘛。" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "对,小贝说得对。" }, { "from": "祝无双", "value": "那,那我要这个吧……" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "这个不行,这是我十八岁的生日礼物,是有特殊意义的…" }, { "from": "祝无双", "value": "那是那是……" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "这个也不行,这是我外婆送给我娘,我娘又送给我的……很漂亮吧,有历史价值。" }, { "from": "祝无双", "value": "那这个是……" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "这个更不行了,这是秀才送给我的第一件首饰,有纪念意义的……随便挑" }, { "from": "祝无双", "value": "我要这镯子……" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "这是掌柜的打赌输给我的,有文献价值呦,挑挑挑……" }, { "from": "祝无双", "value": "那这个……" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "这个事我从左家庄淘回来的,国外进口的冒牌货中看不中用啦" }, { "from": "祝无双", "value": "没有关系的啦,只要心意在就可以的啦。" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "这个真的不太适合你,无双……" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "这个真得不太合适……" }, { "from": "祝无双", "value": "那就算了,算了" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "你挑嘛,你随便挑嘛……" }, { "from": "莫小贝", "value": "你到底什么意思,愿不愿意送给人家吗。" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "我怎么不愿意送给人家了" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "无双,上好的翡翠镯子,虽然裂了个小口,这样戴就看不见了嘛……" }, { "from": "祝无双", "value": "不用了不用了,我哪天要巡街万一镯子给碎了那就不太合适了。" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "碎了我再送你一样嘛,从今以后,我的东西就是你的东西,除了秀才啊。" }, { "from": "莫小贝", "value": "小郭姐姐你可真仗义呀" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "这就叫姐妹,好好看啊,行,戴上镯子美去吧!不要说谢谢,否则我跟你急,去吧去吧,小心镯子啊,还挺美啊" }, { "from": "莫小贝", "value": "人家给了你一辈子幸福,你到好就给了一镯子,而且还是破的,什么人呐睡觉!" } ] }, { "id": "episode_69_chunk_1", "conversations": [ { "from": "祝无双", "value": "你怎么还没睡呀" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "你不也没睡嘛" }, { "from": "祝无双", "value": "好啦,我明天还要早起你也早点睡吧" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "have a nice dream" }, { "from": "祝无双", "value": "你说什么?" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "没什么,晚安!" }, { "from": "祝无双", "value": "晚安!" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "疼疼疼……" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "你刚才跟他说什么呢?" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "没说什么呀" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "没说什么?我再问你一次你到底在说什么!" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "他问我怎么还没睡 我说你不也没睡吗 他就说晚安 我说早点休息" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "不要避重就轻,中间那句…#¥%#%@!%^*¥…就那句洋文什么意思?" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "have a nice dream 祝你做个好梦呀!" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "真的么?" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "真的,有字典不信你自己去查" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "少来了,如果真是那样的话他为什么要摸你下巴,还色咪咪的……" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "是墨水呀,你真是冤枉死人了,她要是对我们有恶意的话,她昨天就不会帮咱们了,你说是不是" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "好,这次就算了,下次再让我看见你跟她眉来眼去,小心我……" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "把眼珠子挖出来当灯泡踩!" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "行了侯哥,我今天心里特别烦脾气有点暴躁" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "烦什么嘛" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "没什么,回去休息吧还不快去!" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "帮个忙,帮个忙你就能随便摸人下巴了,你什么人呢你,这个人请我一定换你,否则我一辈子还太不起头了我!问题是我怎么还哪?" } ] }, { "id": "episode_69_chunk_2", "conversations": [ { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "相亲?" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "对呀对呀,这是我从东接宋媒婆那借来的乡亲手册!" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "是无双说她要相亲了吧……" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "那怎么可能呢,这是我的主意!反正啊甭管好赖,成是最好,不成,就当开拓眼界丰富人生了呗!" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "我觉得成无双现在老大不小的了,在不嫁那就成圣诞树了!" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "圣诞树?" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "啊~女人只要一郭二十五,长得再漂亮那也成问题了,心里着急了" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "二十五咋了?是个人就得老,或不到二十五那叫夭折,还什么圣诞树,老女人就没人要了?老女人就得跳楼打折大甩卖,一块钱三把随便挑呀" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "我没说你,你急什么呢你看你" }, { "from": "祝无双", "value": "我回来啦" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "无双,来来来快坐下,正说你呢……" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "哎无双" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "来选一个" }, { "from": "祝无双", "value": "选什么呀?" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "这是情感测试题啊,无双,你要认真回答奥" }, { "from": "祝无双", "value": "啊哈哈哈" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "你的梦中情人是难得还是女的呢" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "说什么呀说" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "厄呵呵,是男的呵呵,翻至第四页,阿,找到了找到了,你喜欢已婚的还是未婚的呢?当然应该是未婚的吧,厄,翻至第八页,啊哈哈,找到了找到了,你喜欢文的还是武的还是文武双全的呢?" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "废话,文武双全的!" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "无双选夫,有你啥事儿?" }, { "from": "祝无双", "value": "选夫?" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "厄这个“夫”字就是个感叹此而已,没有什么实际意义呀,选夫选夫,就是选呗选呗" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "哎……" }, { "from": "祝无双", "value": "我喜欢文的,文的" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "文的,文的,为啥选文的……文的那就翻到二十页……那你喜欢好静的还是好动的,还是动静皆宜的呢?" }, { "from": "祝无双", "value": "我喜欢好静的" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "静的~" }, { "from": "祝无双", "value": "厄,算了算了,我还是比较喜欢好动的" }, { "from": "祝无双", "value": "喜欢有见识并且有野心的" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "第一百八十九页……啊,最后一个问题喜欢……阿,喜欢……这个问题我帮你答就行了吗……" }, { "from": "祝无双", "value": "什么你就帮我回答了?" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "喜欢多情的还是专一的,你当然是专一的拉……" }, { "from": "祝无双", "value": "没有啊,我喜欢多情的" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "啊?" }, { "from": "祝无双", "value": "怎么啦?" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "喜欢多情的呀,那下半辈子得收多少苦啊" }, { "from": "祝无双", "value": "下半辈子?不是说只是一个普通的情感测试吗?" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "厄…………" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "那也不能喜欢多情的呀。" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "厄……你不用搭理她,这种事情要听自己的,你想怎么选就怎么选,没有人会怪你,呵呵" }, { "from": "祝无双", "value": "那我还是喜欢多情的好了" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "呵呵好好好好" }, { "from": "祝无双", "value": "让我看看答案……" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "厄……这个答案让我整理出来以后再告诉你,厄厄你是不是还有事,巡街好了" }, { "from": "祝无双", "value": "哎,我看看……我回头再告诉你啊拜拜啊" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "伙计们答案揭晓了,当当当当……" } ] }, { "id": "episode_69_chunk_3", "conversations": [ { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "辛普森?" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "你认识啊?" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "认识啊?" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "认识!小时候我念私塾,和他在一起学过几天洋文呢" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "是吗?" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "这个人的人品怎么样呀?" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "小时候看上去挺老实的,长大了我就不知道怎么样了,那时候他爹经常去西域做买卖,十几岁他就走了,什么时候回来的" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "别打岔" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "掌柜的,你觉得这个人行吗?" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "光看着画像怎么看得出来吗,长的倒是浓眉大眼的啊不知道这个真人怎么样" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "成不成反正是无双选的,把真人叫来看看不就行了么?" } ] }, { "id": "episode_69_chunk_4", "conversations": [ { "from": "辛普森", "value": "excuse me,请问哪位找我。" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "辛普森!" }, { "from": "辛普森", "value": "阁下是……" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "吕轻侯" }, { "from": "辛普森", "value": "猴子?,look at you!" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "说啥呢?" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "老天呐,瞧你这德性!……你看他那德行……翻译他的话" }, { "from": "辛普森", "value": "过来让我看看你,都长这么高拉" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "你的变化也很不小阿" }, { "from": "辛普森", "value": "dear god,我做梦也没有想到能在这见到你,u know what‘s that it’s destiny" }, { "from": "辛普森", "value": "come on man give me a hug!" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "来把哥们,给个拥抱" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "干啥呢这是" }, { "from": "辛普森", "value": "猴子呀,这个客栈是你开的?" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "不是他,使我开的" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "这是我们佟掌柜" }, { "from": "辛普森", "value": "nice to meet you!" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "这怎么回事?第一回见面就啃手指头,这不成熊瞎子了么?" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "礼仪,礼仪" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "礼仪让他拿这个,葵花解!误会阿,误会,这样,小郭你跟他说" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "啊哈哈哈,辛先生你好!" }, { "from": "辛普森", "value": "不要叫我先生,my name is simpson" }, { "from": "辛普森", "value": "a,simpson,请跟我念一便:simpson" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "阿,simpson" }, { "from": "辛普森", "value": "注意我这个p,但拎出来念p" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "p" }, { "from": "辛普森", "value": "是p不是屁了" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "p先生,使我把你找来的" } ] }, { "id": "episode_69_chunk_5", "conversations": [ { "from": "辛普森", "value": "这位姑娘请你好好说话,我视听得懂的" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "那我就长话短说好啦,恩,其实我找你来呢也没有别的意思,恩,就是想……还是你说好了" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "不不不,还是你说,我又没有做过煤" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "这事可是你提出来的" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "哼,那你是掌柜的,无双的事你不操心谁操心……" }, { "from": "辛普森", "value": "两位女士,如果是投资的事情的话,那就到此为止了" }, { "from": "辛普森", "value": "投鸡?" }, { "from": "辛普森", "value": "澳,我手上确实有些闲钱,也在寻找一些投资的项目,但非常抱歉,我对客站的业务并不了解,所以暂时没有这方面的打算" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "谁让你投机了?" }, { "from": "辛普森", "value": "我在你们国家我学会了一句话,要钱没有,要命一条众人:哎等等,你们国家?" }, { "from": "辛普森", "value": "偶对了,忘了告诉大家,我已经入了外籍不是我不爱国,实在是生活所迫,不瞒大家,我入了外籍之后,心中愧疚难当,不止一次的梦见过长江主江松花江" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "这么多地方都去过呀?" } ] }, { "id": "episode_69_chunk_6", "conversations": [ { "from": "辛普森", "value": "我也没去过,只是梦到过,每次从梦中哭醒,眼前总是雾蒙蒙的,每当此时,耳边都萦绕着一个凄怨的声音,come on music,回家,马上回家,我需要你……欧~~" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "不要再唱了,听着怪慎人的,我的银子" }, { "from": "辛普森", "value": "sorry,我有点失态……请问盥洗室在哪里?" }, { "from": "辛普森", "value": "盥洗室?" }, { "from": "辛普森", "value": "这么大的客站,连个盥洗室都没有么?i just wanna洗把脸" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "a,要洗脸十吧,后院有跟我来" } ] }, { "id": "episode_69_chunk_7", "conversations": [ { "from": "辛普森", "value": "哎呀,猴子呀,你这样子很不卫生的,弄得满地都是泥" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "由泥才叫地嘛" }, { "from": "辛普森", "value": "What ever,总之这次能见到你真得很开心" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "me too ,me too" }, { "from": "辛普森", "value": "那便能出去么?" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "阿?你要走啊?" }, { "from": "辛普森", "value": "我说过了,盲目的投资我是不做的,我是个商人,不是慈善家,ok?" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "没人叫你投资呀" }, { "from": "辛普森", "value": "不投资我来干什么?" }, { "from": "辛普森", "value": "what?……oh,sure,我想起来了,我刚回国的时候,的确给了一些 资料给那个媒婆,怪不得" } ] }, { "id": "episode_69_chunk_13", "conversations": [ { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "嗨,小辛" }, { "from": "辛普森", "value": "那位相亲?请允许我猜一下" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "不用猜了,乡亲的人还没有来" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "小新呀,oh,阿不对,p先生" }, { "from": "辛普森", "value": "simpson" }, { "from": "辛普森", "value": "不回来怎么办呢?这是我的故乡,师生我养我的地方,lisen" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "恩?" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "听着" }, { "from": "辛普森", "value": "天空中,而是的声音在不断的回响,look!" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "恩?" }, { "from": "辛普森", "value": "草丛里,洁白的野花千里飘香,dear god,这就是我梦想中的hometown" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "这人行么?我咋看着怪怪的?" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "我觉得人家挺好的,多爱国阿,一提起故乡就哭,这是什么感情" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "问题是,哭得太频繁了,不到一刻钟就哭了好几次" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "哎呀你不懂,这就叫赤子之心,就冲他真挚的泪水,怎么找也得给他一次机会" } ] }, { "id": "episode_69_chunk_14", "conversations": [ { "from": "莫小贝", "value": "烦死了烦死了,什么时候开饭嘛" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "咋回事情嘛,咋还不回来呀阿,普森你坐阿,你不要着急他一会就会来啦" }, { "from": "辛普森", "value": "我倒是不着急,只是我这个肚子……" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "饿了吧,那咱先开饭,大嘴,上菜……" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "可下开饭了" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "今天多丰盛阿" }, { "from": "辛普森", "value": "wait" }, { "from": "辛普森", "value": "喂谁呀?人饿坏了" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "哎攸,还学会心疼人了……没有关系,给无双留过菜了……" }, { "from": "辛普森", "value": "我不是这个意思我是说,这样子会不会不太卫生阿" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "不不会,上菜之前我把盘子洗的可干净了" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "好好好,分餐制,大嘴,那盘子来" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "不就各个吃各个的么 ,老辛" }, { "from": "辛普森", "value": "这是鸡leg谁感兴趣呀?" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "这不是鸡肋,这是鸡腿,鸡肋在这呢" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "leg英文就是大腿" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "阿,大腿亚" }, { "from": "辛普森", "value": "跟我说一便,“l” “e” “g” ,leg" }, { "from": "辛普森", "value": "“l” “e” “g”,leg,哈哈" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "这都上手了,咋不觉得不卫生呢" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "慢点吃,不要噎着了,,没有人跟你抢" }, { "from": "祝无双", "value": "我回来啦" } ] }, { "id": "episode_69_chunk_15", "conversations": [ { "from": "辛普森", "value": "有时,她是一种渴望……" }, { "from": "辛普森", "value": "有时,她让人心神荡漾……" } ] }, { "id": "episode_69_chunk_16", "conversations": [ { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "你咋才回来呀,我们巴巴的等你一个下午加一个晚上……" }, { "from": "祝无双", "value": "等我?" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "我给你介绍一下下,这位就是……" }, { "from": "辛普森", "value": "哦,simpson.nice to meet you" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "别米了,刚吃完鸡腿还没洗挺油的" }, { "from": "辛普森", "value": "哦,姑娘请坐" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "普森你也坐……" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "都坐都坐……" }, { "from": "祝无双", "value": "这是谁亚?" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "秀才同学,从国外回来的特爱故乡……" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "爱滴一塌糊涂,一提故乡就哭就激动,劝都劝不住" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "那壶不开提哪壶……" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "今天都哭第十回了……" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "感觉咋样?" }, { "from": "祝无双", "value": "服了服了" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "我跟你说阿,这人特有钱,这次回国就是搞投资的,小本买卖人家都没兴趣,专挑风险大的投,赔多少钱都无所谓" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "有钱呐!" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "吴双阿,你要满意咱就继续谈" }, { "from": "祝无双", "value": "俄~谈什么呀?" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "结婚生孩子呀!" }, { "from": "祝无双", "value": "结婚,谁根谁结婚?" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "你跟他呀!前提是你得愿意,不过你也不可能不愿意,这人符合你对男人的所有要求" }, { "from": "祝无双", "value": "你怎么知道的?" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "上午那个情感测试最终结果就是他" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "就这小子" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "普森人呢?" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "哭着呢" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "为啥?" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "饿的" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "哭啥捏嘛?" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "你也饿了?" } ] }, { "id": "episode_69_chunk_17", "conversations": [ { "from": "白展堂", "value": "站住,站住!人都来了,你一声不吭的就走,我们怎么办哪?" }, { "from": "祝无双", "value": "那是你们的事啊,谁请他来的谁就跟他相亲好了。" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "无双,我们也都是为你好嘛,再说,人也是你自己选的。" }, { "from": "祝无双", "value": "我哪知道你是……懒得跟你们说了,皇帝不急急太监。" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "你给我站住,你再走一步我看看?你再走一步?" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "哎哎,额来额来,无双,额们也都没有恶意,这你也似知道滴吧。" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "就是。" }, { "from": "祝无双", "value": "我知道啊,可好心也有办错事的时候吧?" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "不是,你这孩子?你干啥呀,还敢砍我是不是?" }, { "from": "祝无双", "value": "我我我我……" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "你你你什么你?来来,往这砍,往脖子上砍,砍?不就是个相亲嘛,又不是要你命,不识好歹,走。" }, { "from": "祝无双", "value": "我莫名其妙给你安排相亲,你不生气呀?你们要是嫌我累赘,想赶我走,直说好了,用得着拐弯抹角的吗?" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "谁嫌你累赘想赶你走啊?行,你爱相不相啊,以后你这破事没人管你。" }, { "from": "祝无双", "value": "哟,那我还谢谢你呢?我替我们全家谢谢你啊。" }, { "from": "辛普森", "value": "Dear God,还是故乡的女孩子好,知书达理秀外慧中的。" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "你从哪看出她秀外慧中的?" }, { "from": "辛普森", "value": "自己谢还不够,还要替全家人谢,这就叫礼多人不怪吧?这位姑娘……这是给我的见面礼吗?我这里有个玉佩,成色一般,但是我戴了十几年了,拿去吧。" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "哎呀,人家送滴,你就拿着。成不成的,先接触一下再说嘛,千万不要伤了人家爱你的滴心。" } ] }, { "id": "episode_69_chunk_18", "conversations": [ { "from": "辛普森", "value": "你细抓小偷的吧?" }, { "from": "祝无双", "value": "啊……你是干嘛的呀?" }, { "from": "辛普森", "value": "做点小生意,就是把国外的珠宝,换成国内的西绸,然后从中间赚点小差价,养家服口嘛。" }, { "from": "祝无双", "value": "哦,那你经常出国了?" }, { "from": "辛普森", "value": "那当然。" }, { "from": "祝无双", "value": "国外都有什么好东西呀?" }, { "from": "辛普森", "value": "嘛嘛得了。" }, { "from": "祝无双", "value": "都有些什么呀?" }, { "from": "辛普森", "value": "挤南针啊,火药啊,印刷术,造挤术,还有钟表唉。" }, { "from": "祝无双", "value": "这些国内也有啊。" }, { "from": "辛普森", "value": "那都细从国外传过来D。" }, { "from": "祝无双", "value": "是吗?" }, { "from": "辛普森", "value": "哎,你看。" }, { "from": "祝无双", "value": "看什么呀?" }, { "from": "辛普森", "value": "那月亮不细圆D。" }, { "from": "祝无双", "value": "嘿,那不是圆的还能是方的呀?" }, { "from": "辛普森", "value": "你挤细看看,那个月亮细多边形的,都带棱角的。" }, { "from": "祝无双", "value": "我看它挺圆的呀。" }, { "from": "辛普森", "value": "你再挤细看一看,把眼睛眯上。" }, { "from": "祝无双", "value": "嗯……是不太圆啊。" }, { "from": "辛普森", "value": "国外就不一样了,月亮都细正圆形的,那个叫圆哪。" }, { "from": "祝无双", "value": "正圆形的?" }, { "from": "辛普森", "value": "Sorry,我有点西态了,每逢起习,我心中只有一句话,I love my hometown。" }, { "from": "祝无双", "value": "什么意思啊?" }, { "from": "辛普森", "value": "就是我爱我的故乡,来,跟我念一遍,I love my hometown" }, { "from": "祝无双", "value": "I love my hometown……" }, { "from": "辛普森", "value": "对对对,我再教你一句,I love you。" }, { "from": "祝无双", "value": "I love you,这句又是什么意思啊?" }, { "from": "辛普森", "value": "这句就是……你七了吗?在国外很多朋友见了面之后,都会对你说,I love you,然后我就会对他说,I love you too,就是七了吗,来说一遍。" }, { "from": "祝无双", "value": "I love you。" }, { "from": "辛普森", "value": "I love you too,要深情一点。" }, { "from": "祝无双", "value": "深情一点?" }, { "from": "辛普森", "value": "表示友好嘛。" }, { "from": "祝无双", "value": "嗯,I love you 啊。" }, { "from": "辛普森", "value": "I love you too。" } ] }, { "id": "episode_69_chunk_19", "conversations": [ { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "没感觉?你撒意思嘛?" }, { "from": "祝无双", "value": "没感觉就是没感觉,你对他有感觉吗?" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "额对他有感觉,那展堂咋办?" }, { "from": "祝无双", "value": "所以嘛,你都对他没有感觉,更何况是我呢。" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "啥叫额对他没有感觉?那可是你自己挑的人啊。" }, { "from": "祝无双", "value": "没有啦,做测试的时候我撒谎了。" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "你为啥要撒谎?" }, { "from": "祝无双", "value": "小郭问你喜欢文的还是喜欢武的呀?我一说文的她马上就翻脸,她又问,你喜欢好动的还是喜欢好静的呀?我说喜欢好静的她都快要吃人啦。所以我做的选择,都是跟秀才截然相反的。" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "怪不得。" }, { "from": "祝无双", "value": "其实那人也不错,各方面条件都挺好的,可是我跟他没可能了。" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "理由理由理由?" }, { "from": "祝无双", "value": "我一喜欢上谁就要倒霉,以前我喜欢师兄的时候,下场你看到了;后来我又喜欢上秀才,下场又是什么;好不容易喜欢上你弟,又是什么结果;还有那个姓展的锦衣卫……我一定是受了谁的诅咒了,哼,还是赶快断了念想。" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "无双?" }, { "from": "祝无双", "value": "好好好,你什么都不要说了,明天呢,你就帮我去推掉他,以后啊,不要再搞这种事情了,缘分是不能够勉强的。" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "好吧,你哪天要是改变主意了……" }, { "from": "祝无双", "value": "我一定亲自委托你给我找下家。" } ] }, { "id": "episode_69_chunk_20", "conversations": [ { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "拜托你呀,有没有搞错嘛,她让你推你就推?" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "你懂个撒?这种事情还得尊重人家自己的意愿。" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "推是可以,问题是有没有可能是无双不好意思,怕咱笑她?" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "不可能,辛普森那个样子,你们又不是没见过,无双怎么会呢。" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "人家哪样了?别的不说,就冲人家那份对乡土的眷恋,你有吗,你有吗?" }, { "from": "祝无双", "value": "早啊!" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "早!" }, { "from": "祝无双", "value": "我去巡街啊。对了,掌柜的,那件事就拜托你了啊。" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "放心,去吧。" }, { "from": "辛普森", "value": "这么早上哪里去呀?" }, { "from": "祝无双", "value": "我去巡街。对了,I love you 啊。" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "我踩着你了?" }, { "from": "辛普森", "value": "I love you too,早去早回啊。" }, { "from": "祝无双", "value": "再见啊。" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "普森,来得正好,额找你有事呢。" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "掌柜的,掌柜的,我跟你说,你知道无双刚才跟他说什么吗?I love you 就是我爱你呀。" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "啊?" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "那个辛普森说 I love you too 就是我也爱你呀。" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "啊!" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "我说啥来着,我说啥来着?我双就是不好意思,我打小看她长大的,她脾气我能不了解吗?" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "这个无双……普森你坐啊。" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "坐坐坐!" }, { "from": "辛普森", "value": "我已经坐上了,不过我还细想郑重的站起来告诉大家,我这气细送聘礼来的。" } ] }, { "id": "episode_69_chunk_21", "conversations": [ { "from": "辛普森", "value": "这细礼单,你先点点。" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "好说好说。" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "无双还没同意呢?" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "人家都互道老虎油了,你还想怎么样,你少给我添乱。" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "别添乱!我没看呢,我没看呢。见笑,见笑。" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "波斯国的蓝宝石……等会,普森,这个是什么呀?" }, { "from": "辛普森", "value": "这细阿拉伯数记,这细一,这细零,后面两个零,就细一百,三个零,就细一千,四个零,也就细一万,以起类推。" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "那多麻烦呀,直接写一万不就得了嘛。" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "就是。" }, { "from": "辛普森", "value": "Sorry,这是国际上最流行的一个计算方式。" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "现在在国外做大买卖都是用阿拉伯数字。波斯国的蓝宝石,一百颗。" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "额万能滴神呀……" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "锡兰国的纯金戒指,二百枚。" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "额果然是个穷人。" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "爪洼国的翠玉镯,三百对。" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "这日子没有办法过了。" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "苏门答腊的玛瑙项链,四百串?" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "不要再念了……一共就这么点啊?" }, { "from": "辛普森", "value": "不够还有,我可以马上回去准备。" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "够了,够了。" }, { "from": "辛普森", "value": "如果细这样的话,就麻烦你在这个收据上面签个记。" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "好说好说。" }, { "from": "辛普森", "value": "商银嘛,方便入账。" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "当然当然。" }, { "from": "辛普森", "value": "还有,另外帮我转告一下无双,等我订完酒席机后,我马上过来娶她过门。" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "好,好啊。" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "不着急啊,你慢慢准备着,慢走,到时候千万别忘了请我们啊。" }, { "from": "辛普森", "value": "一定一定,那我先走了,See you。" } ] }, { "id": "episode_69_chunk_22", "conversations": [ { "from": "祝无双", "value": "就为了这两箱东西,你们就把我给卖了?" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "这是问咱要台阶下呢。" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "对呀,额们就是要把你卖了,怎么样?" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "怎么样?" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "无双,你就知足吧,俗话说的好,钱不是万能的,但是没有钱是万万不能的。" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "嗯……" }, { "from": "燕小六", "value": "住口!没你们事,吃着喝着。这不是钱的问题。" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "我们说话呢,有你啥事啊?上一边呆着去。" }, { "from": "燕小六", "value": "你给我一边呆着去,无双是本捕头的人!" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "什么时候成你的人了?谁答应了,谁同意了,谁允许了?" }, { "from": "燕小六", "value": "帮我照顾好我七舅老爷……" }, { "from": "祝无双", "value": "够了!师兄,小郭,掌柜的,我真没想到你们是这样子的人,真是知人知面不知心啊。" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "这这?你给我站住,站住!" }, { "from": "祝无双", "value": "你放手,你不放手我对你不客气了!" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "葵花点穴手!" }, { "from": "燕小六", "value": "帮我照顾好我七舅老爷!" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "葵花点!没没事啊,你们该吃吃啊。无双你给我老实点啊,要不然我还点你,葵花解穴手!" }, { "from": "祝无双", "value": "你点死我好了,点死我!" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "无双,额闷接受聘礼也都是因为你呀。" }, { "from": "祝无双", "value": "因为我?我让你接的?昨天晚上是谁答应帮我推掉的?不是你呀?" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "是额呀,但你今天早上是不是跟人家说过I love you?" }, { "from": "祝无双", "value": "说了又怎么样?我见了面,打个招呼不行啊?" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "哟,打个招呼,这也太热情了吧?" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "嘿嘿嘿。" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "太热情了。" }, { "from": "祝无双", "value": "热情?I love you 的意思就是你吃了吗?" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "相信我,I love you 的意思绝对是我爱你,不信查字典。" }, { "from": "祝无双", "value": "我……爱……你?" } ] }, { "id": "episode_69_chunk_23", "conversations": [ { "from": "辛普森", "value": "退聘?" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "你先坐啊,这是无双的意思,额们也没有办法,这些聘礼麻烦你拿回去吧。" }, { "from": "辛普森", "value": "Wait,无双在哪里,我要见她。" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "无双不想见你,你别着急啊,你看你条件这么好,找谁不行啊?" }, { "from": "辛普森", "value": "Shut up!" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "Whatever!别老以为就你会英文,我跟你说,旺德福泰瑞宝我也会,你老瞎显摆啥呀?" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "说正事呢,你别老跟着插嘴。" }, { "from": "辛普森", "value": "我对无双是真心的。" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "但无双对你不是。" }, { "from": "辛普森", "value": "我不信!我要她亲口对我说。" }, { "from": "祝无双", "value": "你回去吧,真的,我们的确不合适。" }, { "from": "辛普森", "value": "可是你对我说过 I love you,难道你都忘了吗?" }, { "from": "祝无双", "value": "那是你骗我说的。" }, { "from": "辛普森", "value": "可细你还细说的,昨天晚上那一幕,到现在为挤,还在我脑海之中不断的重现。" }, { "from": "祝无双", "value": "那你就回去慢慢重现吧,恕不远送啊。" }, { "from": "辛普森", "value": "不急,先让我点点先。不对吧?" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "嗯?" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "怎么不对呀?" }, { "from": "辛普森", "value": "我机前送来的可是波西国的蓝宝习呀,你这是什么呀,蓝玻璃,习文钱一大把。" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "不可能,你这箱子抬进来,我们从来就没有打开过。" }, { "from": "辛普森", "value": "我不管,我挤想要回我原来的东西。" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "这就是你原来的东西。" }, { "from": "辛普森", "value": "不可能,我机前送来的可细锡兰国的纯金戒指,这什么呀,铜的,还有这个,这个可是爪洼国的翠玉镯,这什么呀,大理石的,还有这个,苏门答腊的玛瑙项链,你们给我换成松香的了,还有这些银挤。" }, { "from": "辛普森", "value": "这什么呀?" }, { "from": "辛普森", "value": "我怎么看着像细锡的?" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "啊,和着你小子在这等着我们呢。" }, { "from": "辛普森", "value": "生意人嘛,防人机心不可无啊,更何况你们在这礼单上面,已经签过记了。" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "对,礼单上的字是我签的,怎么样了?" }, { "from": "辛普森", "value": "我听说在你们这里欺诈罪判得很重吧,习两银挤就细八习大板,这么多东西,不知道要挨多少板子啊,不过你没关系,练武之人嘛,慢慢挨吧。" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "用不着吓唬额们,娄知县明察秋毫,铁面无私,岂能中你的奸计?" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "他是我姑父,那个,低调,低调啊。" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "高调高调!" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "我是娄知县的侄!" }, { "from": "辛普森", "value": "不着急,这样吧,我给你一天的习间慢慢考虑,细交人,还细交东西,你们看着办吧,See you。" }, { "from": "燕小六", "value": "我看看去。" }, { "from": "祝无双", "value": "师兄,我们现在怎么办?" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "你忘了师兄以前是干啥的了?不就礼单嘛,我就不信他能藏到地底下去。" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "老白?" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "倒水。这事啊,他真藏到地底下去了,我在他家翻了个底朝天,硬是没找着啊。" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "实在不行,就跟他上衙门辩论,额还不信就没有王法啦。" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "没用的,娄知县这个人你们是知道的,很讲究证据的,礼单落在那个人手里,肯定没戏了。" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "早知道,我就不出这个馊主意了,无双……" }, { "from": "祝无双", "value": "我有个办法。" }, { "from": "祝无双", "value": "说……" }, { "from": "祝无双", "value": "还是不说了吧。" }, { "from": "祝无双", "value": "你说呀!" }, { "from": "祝无双", "value": "我先答应他,然后趁他不注意,把礼单给偷回来。" }, { "from": "辛普森", "value": "好主意,不过你们还是晚了一步,我已经提前把礼单送到衙门去了,娄知县已经看过了。" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "姓辛的,你咋不讲信用呢?" }, { "from": "辛普森", "value": "Sorry,细你们先违约的啊,不过没关系,挤要无双肯嫁,我马上撤诉。这些聘礼不都是你们的了吗,别再考虑了,没用的,你们已经没有选择余地了。" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "我排死你算了!" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "降龙十八掌!" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "子曾经曰过……" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "去!" }, { "from": "祝无双", "value": "放着我来……" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "排山倒海……" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "葵花点穴手……" }, { "from": "燕小六", "value": "照顾好我七舅……老爷……" }, { "from": "祝无双", "value": "够了!如果我答应嫁给你,你愿意放过他们吗?" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "无双你说啥呢?" }, { "from": "辛普森", "value": "Of course,别忘了,我们曾经互相说过 I love you 的。" }, { "from": "祝无双", "value": "好,你回去准备酒席,不过先说好,我没有嫁妆。" }, { "from": "辛普森", "value": "洒洒水嘛嘛得,麻烦麻烦没问题。我要的就是你,也只有你,怎么样,我的大舅哥?" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "好,你先回去吧,有什么事我们再通知你。" }, { "from": "辛普森", "value": "Ok,未来老婆,好好享受你最后一个单身之夜吧,See you。" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "我排……" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "别整没用的,人都走了你排谁去?" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "展堂,现在怎么办?" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "还能怎么办,我这就把礼单偷回来。" }, { "from": "燕小六", "value": "娄知县已经看过了,偷回来也没用。" }, { "from": "祝无双", "value": "师兄,谢谢你对我的照顾。还有你们,谢谢大家。" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "写别急着谢,我仔细想过了,这个事情应该还有解决的余地。" }, { "from": "字幕", "value": "一个不眠之夜过去了" }, { "from": "辛普森", "value": "怎么样,老婆?轿子就在外面,跟不跟我走?" }, { "from": "祝无双", "value": "我也很想跟你走啊,可是他们不答应啊。" }, { "from": "辛普森", "value": "为什么?" }, { "from": "祝无双", "value": "他们说你太假,人品很成问题呀。" }, { "from": "辛普森", "value": "你也这么认为吗?" }, { "from": "祝无双", "value": "嘿嘿,首先呢,秀才委托我纠正你几个错误,你所说的指南针,印刷术,造纸术和火药,都是中国发明的,还包括钟表,在唐代的时候已经造出历史上,第一个使用擒纵器的时钟,它的最大误差不超过三十秒。" }, { "from": "辛普森", "value": "那又怎么样?" }, { "from": "祝无双", "value": "你口口声声说自己很爱故乡,可是你连四大发明都不知道,这有点说不过去啊。" }, { "from": "辛普森", "value": "你细在拖延习间吧?" }, { "from": "祝无双", "value": "嗯,不好意思,下面切入正题,你所钟爱的阿拉伯数字,的确很科学,不过呢……" }, { "from": "辛普森", "value": "不过什么?" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "不过用于书面记录,很容易通过改变小数点改变它的具体数额。" }, { "from": "辛普森", "value": "什么意西?" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "什么意思,昨天晚上你刚走,有的人就去了衙门,在每一项数字的零之前,加了一个很不起眼的小数点。" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "这样一来,礼单就变成了如下内容,波斯国的蓝宝石1.00颗也就是一颗。" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "嘿嘿,锡兰国的纯金戒指,两枚啊;爪洼国的翠玉镯子,三对呀;苏门答腊的玛瑙项链,四串哪,古里国的白银,五两哟。喔唷,怎么会这么一点点银子,普森你怎么拿得出手呢?" }, { "from": "辛普森", "value": "阴谋!" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "跟你学的。" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "可以预见,数百年后,人们记账,除了会用上阿拉伯数字,还会用上咱们大写的汉字。" }, { "from": "辛普森", "value": "这次我认输了,山不转水转,我们后会有期。" }, { "from": "燕小六", "value": "先生留步,不好意思,小弟刚刚接到左家庄的投诉,说有人在这制假贩假却没有证据,经过我彻夜调查,我认为,这个箱子里装的就是证据!连你的身份都令人怀疑,跟我走一趟,走!" }, { "from": "辛普森", "value": "放手,你不要推我!你们改我的礼单,我要告你们!" }, { "from": "辛普森", "value": "撒撒水嘛嘛得,麻烦麻烦没问题。" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "哎呀,总算是对付过去了。" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "吃一堑张一智啊,无双啊,那怎么继续吧?" }, { "from": "祝无双", "value": "继续什么呀?" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "新一轮的情感测试呀。" }, { "from": "祝无双", "value": "又来?" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "不要走嘛!这是我从西街的王媒婆那借过来的,这次的问题很有意思啊,你喜欢吃蒜的男人还是不吃蒜的男人,反正秀才是不吃蒜的……" } ] }, { "id": "episode_70_chunk_0", "conversations": [ { "from": "燕小六", "value": "哎,无双呢?" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "啊?出去了,你没看见啊" }, { "from": "燕小六", "value": "这无双,还等着她押犯人呢!" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "哎,押什么犯人呀?" }, { "from": "燕小六", "value": "就是那假洋鬼子,已经判下来了,没收所有非法所得,驱逐出境。我先不和你说这个,我去找无双去佟掌柜,有您一封信。" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "新鲜,竟然有人给你写信。" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "怎么了?天黄黄,地黄黄,我家有个夜哭郎。" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "你看这一段。" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "三日内请将此信转发七封,括号,必须是最亲近的人,括号,否则你将倾家荡产家破人亡,最爱之人死于非命,韩娟.哎?不会是上次来跟你攀比那个韩娟吧?" } ] }, { "id": "episode_70_chunk_1", "conversations": [ { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "你的人缘还不错嘛。我是说真的,我就收不到这种信" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "郭芙蓉" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "韩娟跟你关系不是挺好的吗?" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "好好,好她还给额寄这种信" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "估计她也是转发的呗,你看你看,这括号里写的说,必须得是最亲近的人,说明你是她最亲近的人,你要为此感到高兴的呀,我看好你呦!" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "额好高兴,好高兴" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "那你慢慢高兴啊,我先下去干活了" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "站住,额都已经这样了,你就忍心扔下额一个人不管吗?" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "我怎么管吗,咒的是你又不是我。" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "那你,哼,额这是造滴什么孽呦,怎么摊上这么一个朋友." }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "实在不行你也转发一个呗." }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "额转发,额转发给谁呀?" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "谁最亲近你就发给谁呗。除了我。" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "小郭,额亲爱滴小郭郭" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "你还小蚂蚱呢。" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "那咱俩也是拴在一个绳子上的.额就问你一句,你一定要说真心话,你是额滴好姐妹吗?" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "不是。不好意思,我们家就生了我一个。" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "那你总算是额最好滴朋友吧。" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "也不是,我最好的朋友是喵喵." }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "喵?" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "我养的波斯猫,脸贼大眼睛贼亮,跟你一样哎,有空我抱给你玩啊" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "小郭,让额转发滴可是你呀。" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "我不是说了除了我了吗。" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "为啥除了你嘛,给个理由先嘛。" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "理由就是-------耗子!" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "以为这样就能逃过额滴手掌心吗" } ] }, { "id": "episode_70_chunk_2", "conversations": [ { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "没事儿,对了一会儿掌柜的无论给你什么你都不许接" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "她会给我什么?" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "你就甭问了,反正不许接,打死也不接。" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "好,好。" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "掌柜的,有什么事吗?" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "昨天滴帐算滴怎么样了呀?" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "啊,就剩郝掌柜还有七八两银子没结。" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "到底是七两还是八两啊?" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "我算算啊。" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "这有封信帮额看一下。" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "呀,你自己看吧,你识字的呀。" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "额最近眼睛很不舒服你帮额看一下。" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "这牵扯到个人隐私。" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "无所谓,额对你没有隐私,来嘛。" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "别别别,大白天的拉拉扯扯不好。" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "你到底是看还是不看呀。" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "我又没说不看。" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "那就赶紧看。" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "哎呦,我腿疼。" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "你捂滴好像是肚子啊。" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "疼到腿了嘛,哎呦" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "芙妹,你是不是吃坏什么东西啦。" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "对呀。" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "呀呀呀,我送你去看大夫去,走走走。" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "走就走,额最亲近滴人又不光你们两个人。" } ] }, { "id": "episode_70_chunk_3", "conversations": [ { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "哎呀妈呀,掌柜的你吓死我了,正好刚出锅,你尝尝咸淡。" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "人间竟有如此美味啊,大嘴,我为你而自豪。" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "我也是。" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "你也为额而自豪?" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "我为我自己自豪" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "这个,鉴于你最近滴良好表现,本掌柜决定。" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "去,额是说,给你写封表扬信。" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "表扬信那,行,你搁那儿吧" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "表扬信呀。" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "大嘴,本掌柜亲手写滴,你就不拆开来看一看吗?" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "掌柜的,你明知道我不认字你整这干啥呀,你嫌我文盲你直说,你说我就一厨子你说我不认字能怎么的,净整这景干啥呀?" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "大嘴" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "哎!今儿菜炒得不错啊。" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "哎,老白你来的正好,这封信你帮我念念" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "我跟大嘴说正事呢。你不要瞎掺和。" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "谁掺和了,信里写啥呀" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "人大嘴不识字,我给念念咋的了。" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "别别别,掌柜的,咋回事儿呀,你再这样我真生气了啊,你说我不认字让老白给我念念咋的了" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "就是嘛。" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "不跟你俩废话咧。" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "她还生气了老白,他不就是嫌我没文化嘛。" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "我知道,把这盘子刷一下。" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "不就是嫌我没文化嘛,你说我文盲我愿意啊,我不是小时候家里穷我念不起书,我不想多念书啊你说。" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "大嘴,别絮叨了,她不是那意思。" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "这事我还真得絮叨絮叨老白,我的情况你事了解的你说是不是``````" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "我我我了解,我特别了解。" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "我妈眼睛瞎了,后来我在黄鹤楼做工,我跟你说,黄鹤楼的老板,老板从来没有说因为我不认字而瞧不起我,可咱掌柜的咋样,处处拿这说事我跟你说,我我```````" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "大嘴,大嘴,麻烦你帮帮忙,帮我拿一下。点穴手 谢谢。" } ] }, { "id": "episode_70_chunk_4", "conversations": [ { "from": "祝无双", "value": "累死了.累死了" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "你俩可算是回来了,来来来,坐坐坐,喝口茶" }, { "from": "燕小六", "value": "先不喝了,先给弄点吃的.走了一天,这腿呀,站都站不住了" }, { "from": "祝无双", "value": "不许脱靴子,人家还要营业来" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "没有关系,想脱就脱,自己人嘛.到这就跟到家里一样,来来来,额帮你脱。" }, { "from": "燕小六", "value": "佟掌柜,你有话直说。" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "额跟你没有话,你这个人,警惕性也太高了吧.就凭咱俩这个交情,额就不能对你好一点." }, { "from": "燕小六", "value": "那算了吧,我还是回家再脱吧." }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "燕捕头留步,,这封信,麻烦你交给老刑." }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "哎呀,就是有日子没有见了,问候一下嘛" }, { "from": "燕小六", "value": "那就带个口信呗,正好我明天要去趟十八里铺,要不然你跟我一块去." }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "哎,不不不,还是写信比较好,写信比较正规." }, { "from": "燕小六", "value": "哦,那我师父不认字儿啊。" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "又是一个?当厨子滴不认字就算了,你们捕快怎么也这样? " }, { "from": "燕小六", "value": "佟湘玉,你可以侮辱我,但决不能侮辱我师父!!" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "额咋污辱你师父咧,你不要胡说呀.额对你师父,那可是一片真情." }, { "from": "祝无双", "value": "阿,少说两句,少说两句" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "额说错啥了没有,额跟老刑,那是多年滴交情.说句难听滴话,要是展堂没有在滴话,额说不定就嫁给老刑了。" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "我要不在你就嫁给老刑。" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "这就是传说中的后备军吧." }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "行了,你别解释了,我知道我在你心目中的分量了." }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "不是。" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "几位慢聊,我还得刷碗,给某些人干活去呢。" }, { "from": "燕小六", "value": "佟掌柜,那我先撤了啊.你的好意,我会转告给我师父的" }, { "from": "一食客", "value": "倒茶!" }, { "from": "祝无双", "value": "哦,来了来了啊" } ] }, { "id": "episode_70_chunk_5", "conversations": [ { "from": "祝无双", "value": "没事的没事的你放心,我师兄的气量没那么小。" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "无双" }, { "from": "祝无双", "value": "嗯。" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "你是额滴好姐妹吗。" }, { "from": "祝无双", "value": "嗯,当然是啊,你在我心里,比亲姐姐还要亲呢。" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "那就行了,这封信你拿回去吧。" }, { "from": "祝无双", "value": "什么呀?" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "额滴一些真心话,拿回去慢慢看。咋了这是,无双" }, { "from": "祝无双", "value": "没没没,没事,我指是太激动了这是我人生中收到的第一封信。" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "不会吧。" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "哎。" }, { "from": "祝无双", "value": "我以后就叫你湘玉姐好不好。" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "好好好,你爱咋叫就咋叫。" }, { "from": "祝无双", "value": "你不是我,你不会明白.这封信,是我人生中收到的第一封信.它意味着,我从此不再孤单,还意味着,在这个世上,还有人会珍惜我重视我,把我,把我当成自己人." }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "这封信你还是还给额吧" }, { "from": "祝无双", "value": "湘玉姐" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "无双妹子,这封信额写滴不太好,等额重新润色一下,给你写一封更真挚点滴,哦!" }, { "from": "祝无双", "value": "没有关系,有字我就很满足了。" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "哎呀,额滴字太差咧,跟狗扒滴一样,额再回去练一练啊。" }, { "from": "祝无双", "value": "湘玉姐你把信还给我好不好,湘玉姐。" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "过两天额重新给你写一封。" }, { "from": "祝无双", "value": "湘玉姐,我的信。哦,吃好,喝好." } ] }, { "id": "episode_70_chunk_12", "conversations": [ { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "老白,你真不吃点儿" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "本来也不是给你的" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "不是,老白,多少吃点.你说,要不掌柜的生气拿我撒气咋办呐。" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "放心吧,我在她心里没那么重要。" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "哎!老白不能这么说啊,别说气话啦,啊!" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "我说的气话?我问你,小郭要是说你一走她就嫁给老刑,你生不生气,你生不生气!" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "小郭不可能这么说嘛,这个,掌柜的也不会这么说的。" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "不会这么说?这是我亲耳听到的。" }, { "from": "祝无双", "value": "这我可以证明,确实说了。" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "啊?" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "早知道这样,我当时就应该跟展红绫好好聊聊, 说不定聊好了现在手拉手去唱歌去。" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "唱啥歌呀" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "分手总是在雨天" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "额跟展堂有话说,你们先出去吧" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "回来,有啥话就在这说" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "出去" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "回来" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "出去" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "回来" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "出去" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "回来" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "出去" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "回来" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "出去" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "回来" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "出去" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "回来回来回来回来回来回来……" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "呀!行了行了行了,不就一封诅咒信嘛,至于折腾成这样吗?" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "什么玩儿?诅咒信!" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "掌柜的今天早晨收到一封信,叫她三天之内转发七封,而且必须得是最亲近的人,否则就会家破人亡倾家荡产,最亲近的人死于非命." }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "这……那掌柜的你的意思是,早儿起来也是给我这封信?" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "不是,那主要是……收到也没有关系,你还可以转发." }, { "from": "祝无双", "value": "湘玉姐那你给我的这封信?" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "无双,你听额说。" }, { "from": "祝无双", "value": "这可是我这辈子收到的第一封信啊,你知道它意味着什么吗?" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "额知道,额……" }, { "from": "祝无双", "value": "我,我再也不要见到你了,不要再见到你了!" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "我再也不要见到你了" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "我也不想再见到你咧,话咋这么多呢。" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "这是我屋,你出去!" } ] }, { "id": "episode_70_chunk_13", "conversations": [ { "from": "白展堂", "value": "天越来越凉了,老坐在屋顶感冒了谁照顾你啊。" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "展堂。" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "我跟你说啊,无双和大嘴那边我已经帮你劝过了。" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "他俩还生气吗?" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "大嘴还好,无双气的直哭,怎么哄都哄不好。后来我就问她,我说如果你收到这封信你会怎么办,她就不说话了。这样,明天你再劝劝,给个首饰,赔个不是。啊。" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "额要早知道是这个样子,额绝对不会干那种傻事情滴。" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "你也知道这是傻事儿啦。" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "额当然知道,可额实在也没有办法嘛。明知道是迷信,可那话说的也太毒了。倾家荡产也就算了,最爱的人死于非命,这谁受得了嘛。" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "他说死我就死了,她要有那本事,还写啥信,直接招呼呗。什么叫迷信,迷信就是先迷而后信。先把你吓迷糊了,然后让你不信都得信。这封信就是利用了人们对未知的恐惧,而且大多数迷信利用的都是这一点。" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "道理额也清楚,可额就是当局者迷。" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "嗯,你还记得那首歌吗?" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "当然记得。" } ] }, { "id": "episode_70_chunk_14", "conversations": [ { "from": "白展堂", "value": "湘玉,赶紧回房谁吧,啊,我自己会铺床。" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "那不行,我不在你自己铺,额在怎么能让你自己动手呢。以后洗衣服做饭这些小事你都不要管,你只管做好你自己的事情就行咧。" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "我的事儿,就是保护好你,然后拉着你的手,一同唱着歌谣,白头到老。" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "展堂。" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "湘玉。" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "打烊了,谁呀?" }, { "from": "门外", "value": "我。" }, { "from": "门外", "value": "你这辈子最好的朋友。" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "额这么抠门,哪有好朋友。" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "看看去。" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "韩娟?" }, { "from": "韩娟", "value": "正是在下。" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "这里不欢迎你,你哪来滴会哪去。" }, { "from": "韩娟", "value": "你这是干什么。" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "额警告你,再不走额就报官咧。" }, { "from": "韩娟", "value": "佟湘玉,我招你惹你了。" } ] }, { "id": "episode_70_chunk_15", "conversations": [ { "from": "白展堂", "value": "过了过了,毕竟是你发小儿,从小一块长大的,哪能动真格的呢。再说了,这么黑的天,她一个女人,又不会武功,万一出点儿啥事,你不得后悔一辈子啊。" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "啊,额知道" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "来,请进。" }, { "from": "韩娟", "value": "你总算肯开门了。" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "额开门是为了做生意呀,你在这儿留宿,每晚三两银子。" }, { "from": "韩娟", "value": "三两?" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "不爱住就不要住,从这儿往东十五里有家客栈,你住那儿去吧。" }, { "from": "韩娟", "value": "你!三两就三两。" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "先交钱,后住宿。楼上请吧" }, { "from": "韩娟", "value": "帮我拿行李" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "哎!" } ] }, { "id": "episode_70_chunk_16", "conversations": [ { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "就这个屋,饿了自己上厨房,想洗澡自己烧水。没有事就不要找额了啊。" }, { "from": "韩娟", "value": "哎,等等你连个蜡都不给我留吗?" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "蜡?得另外加钱。" }, { "from": "韩娟", "value": "我给你钱。" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "三两一根,这半根算二两,谢绝还价。" }, { "from": "韩娟", "value": "佟湘玉!!!" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "何夫人!!!" }, { "from": "韩娟", "value": "我能知道我做错什么了吗?" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "都到现在了你还跟额装傻是吧。" }, { "from": "韩娟", "value": "如果是因为上次我说了你的坏话,那我先在这里给你赔个不是。" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "啊?你说额什么坏话咧?" }, { "from": "韩娟", "value": "就是上次回汉中,别人问我你过的咋样,我……" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "你说啥了吗?" }, { "from": "韩娟", "value": "就是,你这里也并不富裕,男朋友也就那么回事儿,当然了,我没有说他是小白脸,但别人那么认为我也没有办法。" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "小白脸,你有没有搞错呀你!" }, { "from": "韩娟", "value": "你先别生气吗,你也知道,我这个人,嘴上也没个把门的。" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "少来这套,不要避重就轻,接着交代!" }, { "from": "韩娟", "value": "除了这个,我真的什么都不知道了。" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "你不知道咧,这封信,是咋回事情?" }, { "from": "韩娟", "value": "这,这也太狠毒了吧。" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "这封信?" }, { "from": "韩娟", "value": "是我的字迹,但绝对不是我发的。我可以对天发誓,如果是我发的,全家死光光。" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "这封信不是你发的,那还能有谁呀。" }, { "from": "韩娟", "value": "谁发的你先甭管,那七封信你转发了吗?" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "迷信活动,额怎么回会参加?再者说了,这种小把戏只有唬小孩玩,早点休息吧,明天再说。" } ] }, { "id": "episode_70_chunk_17", "conversations": [ { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "怪了,不是韩娟那能是谁呀" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "爱谁谁,不就一封信,不信不就完了嘛。" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "不是信和不信的问题。要光是诅咒,额倒也无所谓。这封信表明有人要害额。" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "拜托你啊大姐,人家想害你,会用这么弱智的招数吗?" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "这也不好说,你不要再睡咧,你帮额想一下,谁跟额有仇?" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "你的仇人那多了去了。" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "去!" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "你还是不是额滴好姐妹呀" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "你的好姐妹又不光我一个,再说你的仇人我怎么会知道?这种事,你最好问无双。人家毕竟是捕快,而且脾气又好。" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "额不是把她给得罪了嘛。进来!" }, { "from": "韩娟", "value": "我就知道你没谁,有空吗?咱俩聊聊?" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "瞧这觉悟,主动请聊。快坐快坐。这才叫好姐妹啊。喝茶,你俩慢聊啊,没事不要叫我,有事也别叫我。" }, { "from": "韩娟", "value": "你站着干吗,我又不是外人。快坐!就这样,别动。我给你捋捋头。" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "大晚上滴,捋什么头呀。" }, { "from": "韩娟", "value": "你忘了啊,咱俩小时候就互相梳头。那时候你的头发是又黑又亮," }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "哎呦哎呦,轻点儿,轻点儿,行行行额自己会捋啊。" }, { "from": "韩娟", "value": "不梳头,我给你剪剪指甲。" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "没有事儿吧你,韩娟。" }, { "from": "韩娟", "value": "没事儿啊,我能有什么事儿,手给我。" }, { "from": "韩娟", "value": "好了" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "你这是干啥呀。" }, { "from": "韩娟", "value": "哎呀,指甲多脏啊。回头我揣好给它扔出去。" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "用不着,扔地上就行了,明天有人扫。" }, { "from": "韩娟", "value": "哎呀,那多不卫生啊。你就甭管了,明天呐交给我就行了。你困啦?那我就不打扰了,明天见啊。" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "就这么走了,那额滴仇人咋办呀。小郭,小郭~~~" } ] }, { "id": "episode_70_chunk_18", "conversations": [ { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "哎,芙妹,你眼睛怎么那么红啊,昨晚没谁好啊?" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "别提了,昨晚被掌柜的抓壮丁,陪她聊了一宿。" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "都聊些什么了啊?" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "帮她想仇人呗。你这是要出去啊。" }, { "from": "韩娟", "value": "对我出去一趟啊,回头你跟湘玉说一声不用等我吃饭了啊。" }, { "from": "祝无双", "value": "哎,那个人是谁呀?" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "韩娟,掌柜的从小一块长到大的好朋友。" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "哦,那诅咒信就是她写的啊" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "不要胡说八道啊,人家都说了不是,发过毒誓的。" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "对了,好姐妹嘛怎么能干出这种事来。" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "除非她不把你当好姐妹。" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "你别听她胡说。当然她说的有点道理。" }, { "from": "祝无双", "value": "戚,好姐妹就干不出这种事来啦。" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "那当然。" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "我们家的事你少管。" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "哎,你是额滴杂役,他是额滴帐房,你们俩滴事情额不管谁管?" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "你还是先想怎么劝你的好姐妹无双吧。" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "她还在生额的气,不会吧,展堂已经把她劝好了呀,咋回事情嘛。" } ] }, { "id": "episode_70_chunk_19", "conversations": [ { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "开饭嘛,开饭嘛,开饭嘛。" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "不要吵,不要吵,等无双回来再吃,这是做人最起码滴礼貌。" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "那得等到什么时候嘛,我都饿的前胸贴后背了。" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "好好好,你吃你吃你吃,展堂给她拿个碗先盛点。" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "先吃个馒头。" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "来一人盛一个丸子" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "把筷子放下,碗也放下。额帮你盛,省得你把肉都挑光了。" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "我不要这么多白菜,你给我盛个丸子嘛。" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "给你一个。" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "再要一个行不行。" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "再给你一个。无双。" }, { "from": "祝无双", "value": "正吃着呢" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "都等你吃饭呢。这个碗是小郭滴" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "这个碗是掌柜的自己的,我的碗在这里呀。" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "郭芙蓉,额回头再跟你算帐。无双你坐啊。专门给你准备了蛋饺。" }, { "from": "祝无双", "value": "不用了,我已经吃过了。" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "在那儿吃滴嘛,咋不提前说一声。" }, { "from": "祝无双", "value": "从今天开始呢,我就不在店里吃了。" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "为啥嘛。" }, { "from": "祝无双", "value": "我跟大家非亲非故的,又不是店里的伙计,又不是谁的姐妹,每天蹭吃蹭喝的。多不合适啊。" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "你这孩子怎么这样呢,昨儿不刚劝过你吗,快坐下吃。" }, { "from": "祝无双", "value": "昨天是昨天,今天是今天。" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "无双,额错咧,额向你保证以后绝对不会再有事情发生了。" }, { "from": "祝无双", "value": "其实呢,收不收信我都无所谓,我只是想知道,为什么第一个收到信的是小郭,而不是我呢" }, { "from": "韩娟", "value": "你也收到那封诅咒信了?" }, { "from": "祝无双", "value": "是啊,不过很可惜,不是第一个。" }, { "from": "韩娟", "value": "谁是第一个。" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "我,不过我没有收下,无双就收下了。" }, { "from": "韩娟", "value": "湘玉,你跟那姑娘是不是很熟啊" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "昨天之前,她还是额滴亲妹妹一样,你说熟不熟,吃饭!" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "吃蛋饺。" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "蛋饺拿过来。" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "咱俩吃。" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "给无双留着。" } ] }, { "id": "episode_70_chunk_20", "conversations": [ { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "我哪知道她会这么生气呀。" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "你先等会,我怎么没明白啊,谁第一个收到信有啥讲究啊。" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "有讲究的,比如我,我把第一封信给大嘴,把你留到最后一个,你什么感受啊。" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "哎呀,哎呀兄弟,太仗义了兄弟。" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "哎呀,男的跟女的不一样嘛。" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "额没有想到无双会因为这种事情吃醋。" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "吃醋?" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "你不懂,我们女人之间的友谊,比你想像滴要复杂滴多。" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "我早就叫你拿点首饰给人家陪个不是,现在可到好,你把整盒都拿出去啊,都未必管用。" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "你还有脸说,去去去,都出去。等等,都回来,把无双给额叫过来,额要跟她好好谈一谈。" }, { "from": "祝无双", "value": "佟掌柜,你为什么要这么做,为什么?" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "什么为什么呀,你是说发信啊。" }, { "from": "祝无双", "value": "这个时候了你还装傻。" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "装傻,你啥意思嘛?" }, { "from": "祝无双", "value": "韩娟是不是你发小儿?" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "是呀,她咋咧。" }, { "from": "祝无双", "value": "她来找我问我要我的头发和指甲,说是你要的。" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "额要你的头发和指甲有什么用嘛。" }, { "from": "祝无双", "value": "做法喽,害人喽,这不是你的专长吗" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "不跟你废话咧,韩娟人呢。" }, { "from": "祝无双", "value": "她拿着我的头发和指甲就出门了。" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "还愣着干啥呀,还不赶紧给额追回来呀。" } ] }, { "id": "episode_70_chunk_21", "conversations": [ { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "何夫人,这么晚了,你要上哪儿去呀" }, { "from": "韩娟", "value": "这空气不错,出来走走,散散步什么的" }, { "from": "韩娟", "value": "说就说呗,你拍桌子干吗,吓唬谁啊,你以为就你男朋友会武功啊。" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "头发,指甲,还有诅咒信到底是怎么会事你说!" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "说!" }, { "from": "韩娟", "value": "嗨!你还是笑起来比较好看,现在这个表情忒狰狞了。" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "得令。" }, { "from": "韩娟", "value": "哎,谁是小六不明白" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "本镇唯一的,也是十村八店最凶残的,最不近人情的捕头。" }, { "from": "韩娟", "value": "我又没犯法,你找捕头干吗呀。" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "你说呢?" }, { "from": "韩娟", "value": "湘玉,我可是你从小到大唯一的朋友。" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "唯一的朋友?某些人不是对我说她人缘特别的好吗。" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "你不要打岔。小娟,额再给你最后一个机会。" }, { "from": "韩娟", "value": "哎呀你这个人啊怎么死活都不肯相信人呢。" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "小郭。" }, { "from": "韩娟", "value": "哎,我说我说,但你们得保证,绝不能外传,还有你绝不能生气。" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "好,你说说看先。" }, { "from": "韩娟", "value": "那封信,其确实不是我发的,是我让丫环发的哎你说好不生气的。" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "好,额不生气,你写那封信是啥意思。" }, { "from": "韩娟", "value": "我前些日子碰上个高人,说我是百年不遇的天煞孤星,命犯太岁,头顶乌云,先克父再克母,继而克死老公,最后克死孩子,我为了避免这一连串的悲剧发生,所以不的不发那些诅咒信了。" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "那那个头发和指甲是咋回事情" }, { "from": "韩娟", "value": "你们要是转发了那就啥事都没有,可你没转发,那就得倒大霉了。唯一的解煞方法,就是拿你们的头发和指甲,请高人作法,每次都得花5两银子。为了你跟无双,我得多花十两呢!" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "额滴神呀,你有钱没有地方花了呀。" }, { "from": "韩娟", "value": "先生有大神通,我是亲眼看见的" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "哎呀呀呀呀,有什么大神通?" }, { "from": "韩娟", "value": "人家可以伸手下油锅,滚烫的油哎,你敢吗" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "我敢,其实啊,这是硼砂在起作用,硼砂遇热,就会产生气体,把他放在锅里,看上去,好像是油锅开了,其实一点都不烫手。" }, { "from": "韩娟", "value": "这不可能,人家马大师是高人,剑斩妖魔。你行吗?" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "啥叫剑斩妖魔?" }, { "from": "韩娟", "value": "就是拿一张白纸,把鬼给定住,然后一口水给喷出去,鬼马上就现形了。这时候一刀劈下去,鬼就给劈成了两半,你行吗?" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "我行啊,其实这张纸事先经过处理,用毛笔,沾着碱水先画出鬼的形状,晒干以后就什么都看不见了,然后再喷上姜黄水就会起反应,呈现出红的鬼的形状,所谓剑斩妖魔呢,就是把这张纸裁成两半。" }, { "from": "韩娟", "value": "不可能,人家高人还会干嚼鬼骨,把鬼定在碗里摔成碎片,然后把碎瓷片嚼碎咽下去。" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "他嚼的根本就不是碎瓷片,而是他事先晒好的鱼骨头。这些把戏,已经很多年没人玩了。根本就不新鲜了。" }, { "from": "韩娟", "value": "我有我的想法你有你的,我不干涉你请你也别来干涉我。" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "哦哦哦,就是就是就是,你那个高人现在在哪呀。" }, { "from": "韩娟", "value": "你想干什么?" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "你放心,我们也没有别的意思,就像是开开眼界嘛。" }, { "from": "韩娟", "value": "算了吧,高人说过,除了自家弟子,其它一概不见。" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "是不敢见吧。" }, { "from": "韩娟", "value": "人家都能伸手下油锅有什么不敢的?" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "那你就叫他来呦。我看好你哟。" }, { "from": "韩娟", "value": "那就来哟。明天一早我就让他来,我让你们都开开眼界。" } ] }, { "id": "episode_70_chunk_22", "conversations": [ { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "掌柜的,你说那高人到底长啥样?" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "什么高人。江湖骗子。咱们见得还少啊,上回那个算命的叫什么来着?" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "白眉。多亏了他,我和芙妹才有今天。" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "你是不是还要给他烧柱香下个拜啊?" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "这个败类,下次见一回打一次决不手软。" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "掌柜的,他要真是高人,我能不能跟着也拜拜?" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "你没病没灾的,拜他干啥?" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "当年我在黄鹤楼打杂那会,我天天摆关公,结果没两年我就当捕头了。" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "没两月又当厨子了,跟没拜一样。" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "你净说这没用的。没厨子你吃啥,没厨子你咋开店?" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "来了来了。" }, { "from": "韩娟", "value": "这位就是我师父" }, { "from": "马卓子", "value": "本人姓马,别号卓子" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "哎,这不老马嘛,你啥时候成高人啦,啊~这衣服整得" }, { "from": "马卓子", "value": "嗨~你谁呀,你谁呀~" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "我李大嘴啊,你忘啦。咱俩当年不一块儿在黄鹤楼打杂嘛,我洗菜你抹桌子。" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "怪不得叫马卓子。" }, { "from": "马卓子", "value": "嘿~胡说八道,我打小就在终南山修炼,刚出来几天。黄鹤楼是谁呀,他谁呀,我怎么不认识。" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "不不,老马,你这样没意思了啊,我跟你说,我真生气了,不,你……" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "一边儿去,一边儿待着去。马大师啊,哎呀,久仰久仰。别理他,脑子有问题,甭跟他一般见识啊" }, { "from": "马卓子", "value": "你们谁解煞啊?" }, { "from": "祝无双", "value": "啊啊,是我,这是我的头发和指甲。" }, { "from": "马卓子", "value": "你先拿着,起油锅。" } ] }, { "id": "episode_70_chunk_23", "conversations": [ { "from": "白展堂", "value": "哎,这是啥呀" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "什么呀" }, { "from": "马卓子", "value": "这是定魂丹,你把这东西啊往锅里一放,小鬼,全定住。" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "是吗,我怎么觉得这东西有点像硼砂呀。" }, { "from": "马卓子", "value": "呵呵呵~~硼砂啥呀,我都不知道什么叫硼砂。" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "那好,等油锅开了我帮你放。" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "开了吗" }, { "from": "马卓子", "value": "开了" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "来,往里伸,来。" }, { "from": "马卓子", "value": "干什么干什么,我作法。最讨厌旁边有人打扰了。不弄了,不弄了,告辞。" }, { "from": "马卓子", "value": "哎哎哎~~" }, { "from": "韩娟", "value": "师父,咱不跟他一般见识,油锅不下,咱剑斩妖魔。" }, { "from": "马卓子", "value": "行,我再使一招定心诀拿着来碗水。" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "来碗水" }, { "from": "马卓子", "value": "啊~碱不出来了" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "马大师,你是在找鬼影呢吧,来你看看这个你看看这个你别害怕啊,刚才我扶你下油锅的时候,我掉了个包,哼~" }, { "from": "马卓子", "value": "岂有此理,你把我当成什么人了你啊。" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "哎,你不还有一招吗来,给咱干嚼个鬼骨,嚼啊,嚼。" }, { "from": "马卓子", "value": "我嚼,你嚼吧" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "站住,站住。" } ] }, { "id": "episode_70_chunk_24", "conversations": [ { "from": "马卓子", "value": "官爷,我把银子还给你,请你们原谅我,我这也是生活所迫嘛,你看,牙都没了。" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "你是啥生活所迫啊?" }, { "from": "马卓子", "value": "这不牙口都破了吗?吃不了肉了。" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "你给我老实点!" }, { "from": "韩娟", "value": "师父,是不是他们逼你这样做的?" }, { "from": "马卓子", "value": "不是。我原来就是打杂的嘛。" }, { "from": "韩娟", "value": "打啥杂啊?" }, { "from": "马卓子", "value": "抹桌子的嘛。" }, { "from": "燕小六", "value": "这么个马卓子。" }, { "from": "马卓子", "value": "没什么指望了,想哄点小钱,喝点小酒,过过小日子,娶个小媳妇。" }, { "from": "韩娟", "value": "你终于承认了,那你那些个大神通。。" }, { "from": "马卓子", "value": "啥神通啊,那全是小把戏。装神弄鬼,跟变戏法差不多。" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "行了吧,别糟蹋人变戏法的了。我问你,你能把那碗变没吗?" }, { "from": "马卓子", "value": "我能把碗里的饭变没了。" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "你能从这墙穿过去吗?" }, { "from": "马卓子", "value": "我能从这桌子底下钻过去。" }, { "from": "燕小六", "value": "行行行了,使你自己个走啊,还是。。" }, { "from": "马卓子", "value": "我自己走,我自己走,不用你背。爷,您这边请。回头等我到牢里,多让您关照我呢。" }, { "from": "燕小六", "value": "走吧走吧。" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "哎马卓子,抹布拿着。到里面接着抹吧。" }, { "from": "马卓子", "value": "这回我一拿着心就踏实了。" } ] }, { "id": "episode_70_chunk_25", "conversations": [ { "from": "韩娟", "value": "合着折腾这么久,都是瞎胡闹!" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "吃一堑长一智嘛。展堂,你们先回避一下。" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "为啥?好好好,你们聊你们聊。" }, { "from": "食客", "value": "倒壶茶。" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "来了!" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "归根结底啥叫迷信?先迷而后信。先把你给弄迷糊了,叫你不信也得信。比如说那封信,就是利用了人们对未知的恐惧。在就是那个障眼法,比如伸手下油锅。大多数迷信活动利用的都是这一点。" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "噢,怪不得让我回避了,这不都是我的话吗?现学现卖是吧。" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "我自己也会说啊。要破除迷信只有一句话,不迷就不会信,不信就不会迷。这句话你说了没有?" } ] }, { "id": "episode_70_chunk_26", "conversations": [ { "from": "韩娟", "value": "行了,你别送了。等到了家我给你写信。" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "信?" }, { "from": "韩娟", "value": "保平安的信。" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "好吧好吧。一路平安啊。再见啊娟。" }, { "from": "韩娟", "value": "再见。" }, { "from": "祝无双", "value": "掌柜的,她就这么走了,你也不送送她?" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "多少年的朋友了,用不着臭讲究。无双,这封信给你。" }, { "from": "祝无双", "value": "你要干什么?" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "你不是号称好久没有收到过信吗?这是第一封。放心吧,这回说的全是心里话。" }, { "from": "祝无双", "value": "除了我,你还给谁写过啊?" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "就你一个。就这一封我已经快累残了。行了行了,快点看吧。我到后院去转转啊。" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "作为你最好的姐妹,我感到……" }, { "from": "祝无双", "value": "干什么?这是掌柜的专门写给我的。" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "她没事给你写什么信啊?" }, { "from": "祝无双", "value": "这我就不太清楚了。不过我听说啊,只有我一个人有,也许这就叫做好姐妹吧。" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "小郭,去把后院扫一扫去。咋了?你脸色咋这么难看呢?" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "知人知面不知心啊!没想到你是这种人。" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "咋了小郭?我找你惹你了?有啥话就跟姐说嘛。你是我最好的姐妹啊。小郭,给我说一说嘛,你不说我心里怪难受的。喂喂喂,小郭……" } ] }, { "id": "episode_71_chunk_0", "conversations": [ { "from": "莫小贝", "value": "小郭姐姐,怎么今天一天都没见着秀才啊?" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "他到十八里铺收账去了,估计三五天才能回来,干嘛?" }, { "from": "莫小贝", "value": "没事儿,我还以为你们俩又闹别扭了呢!" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "我跟他闹什么别扭." }, { "from": "莫小贝", "value": "那你生什么气啊?" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "我生气……我生气还不是因为你那个破嫂子!" }, { "from": "莫小贝", "value": "哎……我嫂子招你惹你了?" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "她就招我了,莫名其妙给无双写什么信.写就写呗,光给她写不给我写,这算什么!" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "背后说我的坏话." }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "那你还背后偷听人家说话呢!" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "无双以前没有收到过信嘛!你要喜欢我也给你写一封啊!" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "切!" }, { "from": "莫小贝", "value": "小心眼." }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "说什么说什么!" }, { "from": "莫小贝", "value": "给你台阶下就赶紧下,过了这村可就没这店了." }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "小贝!" }, { "from": "莫小贝", "value": "啊?" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "写作业!" }, { "from": "莫小贝", "value": "哦." }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "其实我的要求也不高吧!以后你要是给无双什么东西,你也照样给我一份嘛!任何东西啊!" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "没有问题,就按你说的办!" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "那还包括信喔!你给无双写了多少?" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "就一封,两篇纸." }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "那我要二十篇,明天一早当众交给我!" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "二十?你当我是写作机器还是脑力民工啊!" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "那……那就十篇好了,少一篇都不行!信的内容嘛,主要就是赞美我!" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "十篇纸全是赞美你?" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "除了赞美还可以歌颂嘛,善意的批评也是允许的,但是你要注意尺度!" }, { "from": "莫小贝", "value": "哎,什么叫尺度啊?" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "就比如说,小郭啊,你要多注意休息,勤劳也是有限度的.就这样之类的话,反正呢就是要情深意切,字斟句酌.写得不好退回去重写啊,写到我满意为止!" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "好,我现在就回去给你写,等着啊!" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "哎等会儿等会儿,这个簪子……嘿嘿,先留在我这儿,写满十篇呢我就给你,写不满呢,就给我了." } ] }, { "id": "episode_71_chunk_1", "conversations": [ { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "生命中有你……有你……啧,有你跟没有你有啥区别,光让我写你自己咋不写!" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "哎,咋的了?写的啥呀这是?" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "跟你没有关系." }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "生命中有你……" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "还给我!" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "哎呀,终于知道给我写情书了?" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "谁说是给你写的呀!" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "不是呀,那你生命中有谁呀?" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "小郭!见我给无双写信,把她气的,非让我给她写.十篇!我又不是秀才,写字用不着动脑子.憋了一个晚上了,连一篇都没有写出来,烦死人了!" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "小时侯写作文啊,我们先生不要求质量只要求字数,所以在这方面,咱是专家啊!凑字数有这么几个秘诀,第一,字体一定要潦草,比如说刚才你写到生命中有你时,写不下去了,你就一阵狂草,反正她也看不明白,到时候问起来呢,你就说忘了!" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "好注意,还有呢?" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "第二,一定要说圈话,就是一句话翻来覆去的来回说,就像喝醉酒了一样.到时候她问起你,你就说,当时写得太激动了,情绪失去了控制!" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "哎呀展堂,你真是个小天才,淘气!" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "哎呦呦……" } ] }, { "id": "episode_71_chunk_2", "conversations": [ { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "小郭,来,这是你的信.昨天晚上紧赶慢赶写了整整一宿.有错别字不要怪我,还没有来得及检查呢!" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "哎,你拿着啊!" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "我现在没空,你呆会儿行吗?" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "我还要到厨房去看一看嘛,拿着呀!" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "我说了没空就是没空!" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "这人咋回事情嘛!" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "掌柜的掌柜的!哇噻,这封信真的是给我的吗?" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "是给你的呀!" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "好厚啊,哇噻喂,怎么才九篇啊?" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "这已经是我的极限了,赞美你的话一个字都憋不出来了!" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "那这根簪花呢?" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "呃,簪花……归你了!戴也好卖也好,我毫无怨言." }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "好看不好看?" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "谢谢湘玉姐啊,礼物虽小,情谊无价,小小的簪花代表着久久的牵挂." }, { "from": "祝无双", "value": "咳!" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "无双,吃了饭再走吧!" }, { "from": "祝无双", "value": "不用了,我出去买两个煎饼裹着吃就行了哦,对了,以后我的事情呢就不用你操心了." }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "这下你满意了!" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "一般般啦!总算扳回来一局以后啊,她,要不招我呢我就不招她,她要招我啊,哼哼,就休怪咱们心狠手毒哈哈哈哈!" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "你你你,像个啥嘛啥人嘛!" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "瞎折腾啥呀,远日无冤近日无仇的也不嫌累的慌!" }, { "from": "小翠", "value": "HEllo hi!" }, { "from": "小翠", "value": "展堂哥哥,你还记得我吗?" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "你哪位啊?" }, { "from": "小翠", "value": "是我.我!小翠,对面怡红楼那个!" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "这位就是怡红楼的赛貂禅赛掌柜,来来来,给赛掌柜看茶!" }, { "from": "赛貂蝉", "value": "免了,我是来要钱的,拿钱就走!" }, { "from": "小翠", "value": "一秒钟都不耽搁!" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "拿钱?拿啥钱?" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "小郭不是把人家店给砸了嘛,咱还欠人家五十两银子." }, { "from": "赛貂蝉", "value": "你想赖帐是咋了?" }, { "from": "小翠", "value": "你是不是?是不是?" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "不是不是不是嘞.你看啊,咱们都是规规矩矩的生意人嘛." }, { "from": "赛貂蝉", "value": "你别废话了,要不然还我一千两银子,要不然就交人!" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "你看,我上哪儿给你找人去嘛." }, { "from": "赛貂蝉", "value": "啧,哎呀,其实啊,我的要求也不高,这个唱功好不好啊,她无所谓." }, { "from": "小翠", "value": "无所谓." }, { "from": "赛貂蝉", "value": "这会不会跳舞啊,她也无所谓." }, { "from": "小翠", "value": "也无所谓." }, { "from": "赛貂蝉", "value": "至于这个盘儿亮不亮条儿顺不顺……" }, { "from": "小翠", "value": "无所谓." }, { "from": "赛貂蝉", "value": "谁说无所谓!要的就是盘儿亮条儿顺会来事儿,帮我顶过这阵儿就中!" }, { "from": "赛貂蝉", "value": "今晚之前,要不然就交人,要不然就交钱,否则啊,咱们公堂见!" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "哦哦哦,那……那个小翠是吧!" }, { "from": "小翠", "value": "想起来了?" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "想起来了!想起来了!就对面怡红楼那小丫环,小翠嘛!那个,对不起,打烊了,请回吧!" }, { "from": "小翠", "value": "这还有这么多人就打烊了?" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "本店新规矩,凡是叫小翠的都不让进!" }, { "from": "小翠", "value": "哎……你这人,人家赶了几百里路,就是专门来看你啦!" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "看我?" }, { "from": "小翠", "value": "对啊,就是你!展堂哥哥,许久不见,你还好吗?" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "去去!" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "你这这!" }, { "from": "小翠", "value": "睡觉还磨牙吗?" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "啧,你睡觉才磨牙呢!你睡觉还说梦话呢!" }, { "from": "小翠", "value": "对啊,说梦话喊的都是你的名字!我每天晚上都梦见你!" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "别腻味人,你到底啥事儿,直说!" }, { "from": "小翠", "value": "找老朋友叙叙旧,不可以啊?" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "可以啊,可我们这儿没您的老朋友,过去没有现在没有,将来更没有!" }, { "from": "小翠", "value": "嘿!佟掌柜不是!郭姑娘不是!吕秀才不是!还有那个胖厨子,叫啥来着?" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "李大嘴!" }, { "from": "小翠", "value": "就是他,他做的饭我都吃过,那么难吃我都吃了,这还不算朋友啊!楼上有空房间没有?我比较喜欢总统套房!" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "注意点儿注意点儿!没空房了啊!别说总统套了,连通铺都没有!" }, { "from": "小翠", "value": "那我住你那间!" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "啥?" }, { "from": "小翠", "value": "Ello hi!" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "说啥呢!" }, { "from": "小翠", "value": "跟你开个玩笑!展堂哥哥,怡红楼都关门那么久了,我就是想害你,没有条件啊!人往高处走水往低处流,那些伤天害理的事儿啊,我早都不干了!" } ] }, { "id": "episode_71_chunk_3", "conversations": [ { "from": "小翠", "value": "小翠,翠儿!" }, { "from": "赛貂蝉", "value": "来了!" }, { "from": "小翠", "value": "还磨蹭啥呢!赶紧进来!" }, { "from": "赛貂蝉", "value": "白大哥,好久不见啊!" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "赛掌柜,你咋成这样了" }, { "from": "赛貂蝉", "value": "呃,呵……一言难尽呐!" }, { "from": "小翠", "value": "你还在这儿跟人搭腔了!" }, { "from": "赛貂蝉", "value": "哎呀哎呀……" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "别别别……" }, { "from": "小翠", "value": "咋跟你说的,未经本夫人允许啊,严禁跟任何人讲话!" }, { "from": "赛貂蝉", "value": "可白大哥是熟人啊!" }, { "from": "小翠", "value": "小翠,你是不是皮子又紧了!" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "哎这这等会儿,她叫小翠你叫啥啊?" }, { "from": "小翠", "value": "我嘛,赛-貂-婵!" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "哎呀这小眉眼儿,你俩把名字换了?" }, { "from": "小翠", "value": "不光是名字,还有身份喔!" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "我今天才知道,真有山不转水转这一说." }, { "from": "小翠", "value": "这就叫命运,神奇而又无常的命运.哎,没来之前,我一直想着有朝一日回到这里会是啥感觉,现在终于知道了,故地重游,别有一番滋味在心头,在-心-头!" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "没切过来,白眨了,在那边!" }, { "from": "赛貂蝉", "value": "哈哈哈哈……" }, { "from": "小翠", "value": "笑啥呢?你有啥感觉说来听听!" }, { "from": "赛貂蝉", "value": "没啥感觉.呃……有一点儿亲切!" }, { "from": "小翠", "value": "除了亲切呢?" }, { "from": "赛貂蝉", "value": "呃,还有,还有一点感伤,就一点点儿." }, { "from": "小翠", "value": "就一点点儿,小小年纪可别说谎喔!" }, { "from": "赛貂蝉", "value": "你到底想咋样嘛,你想听啥你说,我说给你听!" }, { "from": "小翠", "value": "过来,闪开!" }, { "from": "小翠", "value": "你这算是跟本夫人顶嘴?" }, { "from": "赛貂蝉", "value": "奴婢不敢,奴婢知错了." }, { "from": "小翠", "value": "少废话,赶快把行李拎上去!我要跟展堂哥哥单独聊会儿." }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "改天再聊,我先帮她把行李拿上去." }, { "from": "小翠", "value": "不用了嘛,让她拎嘛!否则白吃我那么多白饭了!愣着干啥呢,等着我帮你拎啊!一点眼力见儿都没有,咋当丫环的,信不信我大耳光子抽死你!" }, { "from": "小翠", "value": "哎,感觉是好!" } ] }, { "id": "episode_71_chunk_4", "conversations": [ { "from": "白展堂", "value": "来,里边请!" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "行李我帮你拿吧!" }, { "from": "赛貂蝉", "value": "使不得!!" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "干啥呀?" }, { "from": "赛貂蝉", "value": "使不得,这要是让夫人看见了,她又该抽我了!" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "咋的,她真敢打你啊?" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "哎呦我的妈呀!" }, { "from": "赛貂蝉", "value": "这只是腿,还有别的地方!" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "别别别,别的地方自己留着看吧,快坐这儿!" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "你们俩之间到底发生啥事儿了?" }, { "from": "赛貂蝉", "value": "当初怡红楼破产,我是负债累累啊,我就和小翠一起被卖到了关东.刚开始吧,我俩都当丫环,可没过多久.老爷就把她纳成小妾了.没过俩月,老爷的原配死了,她就成了夫人了." }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "你家老爷是不是审美有些畸形啊,放着你不娶,娶她呢?" }, { "from": "赛貂蝉", "value": "谁叫她会跳舞呢!长的又白,细皮嫩肉的,还会抛眉眼!" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "那你看看这玩意儿." }, { "from": "赛貂蝉", "value": "想当初,那跳舞还是我送她去学的.这就叫命运啊." }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "那你俩这回回来是干啥来了?" }, { "from": "赛貂蝉", "value": "故地重游.对她来说,这是种乐趣,可对我……" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "没事儿,别哭,人嘛,谁能没个倒霉的时候是吧!" }, { "from": "赛貂蝉", "value": "可我不能这么倒霉吧!我好几次都想过要逃走,可是,可是我啥也不会呀!这逃出去,还不得活活饿死啊!" }, { "from": "赛貂蝉", "value": "我就这么熬啊,熬啊可熬到什么时候才是个头啊!" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "我理解,真的其实我在这儿也不快乐." }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "来客人了?" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "这位?" }, { "from": "赛貂蝉", "value": "佟掌柜,是我." }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "呦,这不是著名的赛掌柜嘛!" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "现在叫小翠!" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "我跟老朋友说话有你啥事儿?出去." }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "咳……" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "赛掌柜,这回是专程来探望我的吧?" }, { "from": "赛貂蝉", "value": "佟掌柜,我知道你不太喜欢我……" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "你错了,我不是不喜欢你,我是讨厌你." }, { "from": "赛貂蝉", "value": "这……这也太直白了吧." }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "还有更直白的,这里不欢迎你,请吧!" } ] }, { "id": "episode_71_chunk_5", "conversations": [ { "from": "白展堂", "value": "喝水." }, { "from": "小翠", "value": "佟掌柜,好久不见了!是我,怡红楼的那个!" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "少废话,这里不欢迎你们,另外找家客栈去吧!" }, { "from": "小翠", "value": "小翠这是咋回事儿?" }, { "from": "赛貂蝉", "value": "人家说了,人家不欢迎咱." }, { "from": "小翠", "value": "刚才还好好的,咋忽然就翻脸了?是不是你又说错啥话了?" }, { "from": "赛貂蝉", "value": "我没有,我真的没有啊!" }, { "from": "小翠", "value": "还敢跟本夫人顶嘴,看来不动点真格的是不行了!棍儿呢?" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "干什么!" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "啥意思嘛?" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "这你还看不出来吗!风水轮流转,她俩调个了!" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "你住手,你不要再打她了啊!" }, { "from": "小翠", "value": "我自己的丫环,我想咋打咋打,想咋骂咋骂,你管得着吗你!哼!" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "好了好了,你们可以在这儿住下,但是我有一个条件,你不要再打她了啊,否则我连你们俩一块儿赶出去!" }, { "from": "小翠", "value": "没问题,还不谢谢佟掌柜!" }, { "from": "赛貂蝉", "value": "谢谢佟掌柜谢谢佟掌柜,您的大恩大德,赛……" }, { "from": "小翠", "value": "恩?" }, { "from": "赛貂蝉", "value": "小翠永世难忘." }, { "from": "小翠", "value": "赶紧走,还磨蹭啥呢!把行李归置好了!然后把我的内衣跟袜子都洗了!烧两盆水,本夫人要洗个大澡!再弄两瓶老干妈辣椒酱,不辣看我咋打你!" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "我的神呀,这还是当初那个小跟屁虫吗?" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "不是她是谁呀!你看那小人得志那样儿!" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "我咋感觉这么不舒服呀,心里堵得慌." }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "同情心又泛滥了吧!" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "这要是我,沦落到这个地步,然后被小郭或无双用鞭子抽,然后还要给她们洗衣服做饭掐腰捶背,这得是什么感觉啊!" } ] }, { "id": "episode_71_chunk_6", "conversations": [ { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "不会吧,赛掌柜?" }, { "from": "赛貂蝉", "value": "哎呀." }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "你什么时候来的呀?" }, { "from": "赛貂蝉", "value": "郭姑娘,好久不见你还好吧?" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "好好好,哇塞,你这身打扮太前卫了!" }, { "from": "赛貂蝉", "value": "你别取笑我了." }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "我哪有取笑你,真的真的,现在外面是不是很流行这么穿啊?我好久都没有出门有点跟不上潮流." }, { "from": "赛貂蝉", "value": "跟不上……跟不上就别跟了!" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "哎哎哎,你这条裙子在哪里买的?料子好特别啊!" }, { "from": "赛貂蝉", "value": "这,这就是一般的粗布,麻的!" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "麻的好啊,麻的透气而且手感相当不错的!这里面一定搀了丝我一摸就摸出来!" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "那你头上插的这是什么?" }, { "from": "赛貂蝉", "value": "这,这就是一般的竹筷子!" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "哇塞,感觉不是一般的特别,现在是不是流行自然风?" }, { "from": "赛貂蝉", "value": "对,自然就是美嘛!" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "哎哎哎,你脸上的这两团红晕是怎么弄上去的?感觉好自然呐!不会是胭脂吧?" }, { "from": "赛貂蝉", "value": "呃……应该不会是吧!" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "哎,我告诉你啊,我觉得你肤色也没有原来那么白了!现在是不是流行黄脸?" }, { "from": "赛貂蝉", "value": "我的脸真的很黄吗?" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "不但黄而且很粗糙!现在的流行我真是有点搞不懂了,现在是不是流行病态美?那我明天也去试试看,啧,但是我的脸形好象弄黄了不太好看!" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "哇塞,哇塞哇塞哇塞,你眼睛在泛光唉!该不会是戴了传说中的隐形眼睛吧?" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "哇塞,你该不会是在哭吧?" }, { "from": "小翠", "value": "吭吭,果然是在聊天!" }, { "from": "赛貂蝉", "value": "没有啊,真的没有!" }, { "from": "小翠", "value": "我看你是欠打!" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "哇塞,现在这个也是流行啊?" } ] }, { "id": "episode_71_chunk_7", "conversations": [ { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "青椒肉丝,我亲手炒的啊!" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "咳咳……" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "你也吃!大家都吃趁热吃啊!" }, { "from": "祝无双", "value": "不好意思,我不爱吃青椒肉丝!" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "你不爱吃给我吃呗!" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "咋咋咋的,我又说错话了?" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "你没错大嘴,不过我觉得吧,极个别人有点太过分了,连掌柜的亲手炒的菜,亲手给她夹到碗里,她都不吃啊,这算什么呀!甩脸子也得讲点章法吧!呵!" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "你俩有完没完啊!啊?整天阴一句阳一句的,瞎折腾啥呢!" }, { "from": "祝无双", "value": "谁折腾了,没有啊!我跟小郭……挺好的." }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "错,不是挺好,是极其特别以及非常之好!不是姐妹但胜似姐妹哦!是吧湘玉姐?" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "那是!那是!" }, { "from": "祝无双", "value": "湘玉姐,我一直有个问题想问你!" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "好好,你问吧!" }, { "from": "祝无双", "value": "如果你只能认一个妹妹,你打算认谁啊?" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "呃……这个问题会不会有点太狭隘了." }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "到底认谁??" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "展堂!" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "人家没问我,你自己选呗!" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "大嘴!" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "掌柜的,你这菜炒得不错,手艺见长!" }, { "from": "祝无双", "value": "湘玉姐啊,有些问题呢是不能回避的!" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "对,你心里怎么想嘴上就怎么说呗!输掉的那个,不许哭鼻子喔!" }, { "from": "祝无双", "value": "也不许拿男朋友和同屋当撒气包喔!是吧湘玉姐?" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "呵呵……" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "不要笑了,赶紧选吧!" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "好,只选一个好姐妹啊?" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "我会……我会选她!就是她,我前世修来的好姐妹!" }, { "from": "赛貂蝉", "value": "佟掌柜,佟掌柜,你?" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "不要叫我佟掌柜,如果你不嫌弃,以后可以叫我湘玉姐!" }, { "from": "赛貂蝉", "value": "湘玉姐,我……" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "叫个声姐嘛,看她激动的那个样子!" }, { "from": "赛貂蝉", "value": "你不知道啊,在这个世界上,一个人孤孤单单,无依无靠,那是啥感觉……" }, { "from": "祝无双", "value": "我怎么会不知道呢!恩……其实也没什么啦!孤独不是那么难以忍受的." }, { "from": "赛貂蝉", "value": "岂止是孤独啊!那种悲伤,那种绝望,吃了上顿没下顿,过了今天没明天呐!" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "不哭不哭了,一起吃饭吧!" }, { "from": "赛貂蝉", "value": "我不饿.湘玉姐,我问你个问题中吗?" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "你问!" }, { "from": "赛貂蝉", "value": "你刚才说的那句话是真的吗?" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "这个……自己感觉呢?" }, { "from": "赛貂蝉", "value": "我感觉是真的,我从你的眼神儿里感觉到了!湘玉姐,我求你件事儿中吗?" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "啥事儿?没有关系,只管说,只要我能办到!" }, { "from": "赛貂蝉", "value": "湘玉姐,我求求你了,把我从小翠手里赎出来吧,这种日子我一天也过不下去了,再熬下去我非死在她手里不中啊,湘玉姐,我求你了!" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "没有那么严重吧,快起来!" }, { "from": "赛貂蝉", "value": "不信,你看!" }, { "from": "赛貂蝉", "value": "有抽的,拧的,掐的.脚上,腿上,胳臂上,还有身上.不信我脱了你看!" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "好好,不用看不用看了.我知道了,你放心我一定会替你想办法的啊!" }, { "from": "赛貂蝉", "value": "不是想办法,是一定啊湘玉姐!要不然,我下半辈子就没法过了,湘玉姐!" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "好的好的,吃饭先吃饭!" } ] }, { "id": "episode_71_chunk_8", "conversations": [ { "from": "小翠", "value": "吭吭,想帮她赎身啊,先给我个理由啊!" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "没有理由,就是觉得她这个人还不错." }, { "from": "小翠", "value": "为了吞掉你这个店,过来偷帐本,还挑拨离间差点把你们都送进衙门,这叫不错?" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "这都是以前的事了,我相信,她已经改过自新了!" }, { "from": "小翠", "value": "佟掌柜,你不了解她这我不怪你,可我是从小跟她一起长大的!" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "那你还把她打成那个样子啊?" }, { "from": "小翠", "value": "那她以前打我的时候,怎么没见你出来打抱不平啊?" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "那是因为你没有跟我说过呀!" }, { "from": "小翠", "value": "那我现在就跟你说啊!" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "赛貂禅,咱俩不要再废话了,你就开个价吧!" }, { "from": "小翠", "value": "那就三千两吧!少一个子儿都不成!要是没钱啊,就把你这店给我吧!" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "开什么玩笑!" }, { "from": "小翠", "value": "你不干算了!" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "这样吧,除了这个店,店里所有的东西……" }, { "from": "小翠", "value": "我都不稀罕!古董,我家老爷就是开古董店的!胭脂水粉,我家要多少有多少!珠宝首饰,拜托您老人家睁大眼看看,光我这头上就戴了多少件!" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "你才是老人家呢,你也不嫌重得慌!" }, { "from": "小翠", "value": "佟掌柜,我知道你们看不起我.吭,一个小丫环忽然得势了,这叫啥,小人得志!" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "恩……这可是你说的,我啥都没有说!" }, { "from": "小翠", "value": "大家都是熟人,就甭这么客气了,其实不光是你呀,所有人都这么说,我家上到管家下到仆人,当着面儿都是客客气气的,一扭脸就指着人家脊梁骨,还有那心狠的人呐,竟然扎小人咒我死!哼,结果咋样?本夫人要风得风,要雨得雨,得意到现在,哼,不好意思,有点激动,不说了.去把房契拿来吧!没有房契啊,一切免谈!" } ] }, { "id": "episode_71_chunk_12", "conversations": [ { "from": "白展堂", "value": "你真的要把店交给她呀?" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "我还没有想好,你觉得呢?" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "还是你觉得吧!" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "那就把店给她好了!" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "把店给她了咱们怎么办啊?" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "店是死的,人是活的,反正咱手头还有钱,到别处再开家店.我听说十八里铺老刑管辖的那片正有店要盘出去……" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "湘玉啊,你可得想好了,那是赛貂禅!你忘了她以前怎么对咱的了?" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "你把帐本还我,否则我就不客气了!" }, { "from": "赛貂蝉", "value": "哎呀,我好怕怕呀." }, { "from": "小翠", "value": "我好怕怕哦!" }, { "from": "赛貂蝉", "value": "限你们今晚搬出去!" }, { "from": "小翠", "value": "搬出去!" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "你说搬就搬,凭啥呀!" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "凭啥呀!" }, { "from": "赛貂蝉", "value": "不听呀,没有关系,我给你念两条,不过听的时候啊,你们一定把自己想象成娄知县,体会那种怒不可遏,欲先杀之而后快的心情" }, { "from": "小翠", "value": "的心情……" }, { "from": "赛貂蝉", "value": "听好了啊!" }, { "from": "小翠", "value": "听好了!" }, { "from": "赛貂蝉", "value": "三月二十六号,酒水十八两四钱,菜肴二十三两五钱,净赚二十六两八钱.税款……居然是零耶!" }, { "from": "小翠", "value": "税款是零!" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "我知道,她以前是害过咱们,但事情已经过去那么久了,做人还得往前看嘛!" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "向钱看你还管这破事儿!" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "哎呀,我说的是前后的前不是花钱的钱……" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "甭管哪个钱,反正你不能胡来!" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "做人要厚道……" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "你这是厚道吗?你这是假仗义!这个店虽然是你的,可是我们大家的心血都在里头,这么大的事儿你一个人说了不算!" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "好吧,那就投票决定!" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "好." }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "投票前啊,我先声明,我对赛貂禅没有一点好感!" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "哪个赛貂禅?" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "原来那个,我现在见了她还有一种大耳刮子抽她的欲望." }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "吭,也不知道是谁喊人家姐妹!" }, { "from": "祝无双", "value": "而且还是前世修来的好姐妹耶!" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "呵呵……" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "行了行了,还不是让你俩给逼出来的.我之所以想帮她赎身,并不是因为我有钱没有地方花了,而是因为她的情况大家也看到了,再这么熬下去迟早会被小翠给折磨死,我希望大家想一下,如果你沦落到这步田地……" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "那我就认命,谁叫我以前作恶多端,这就叫报应!" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "无所谓,你爱怎么想是你的自由!我决定投赞成票!" }, { "from": "莫小贝", "value": "我赞成,不在这儿开店,咱们可以到别处开店嘛!这破地方,我早就呆腻了." }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "我不赞成,你说咱好不容易在这儿把人头混熟了,要换个新地儿,那咱得多吃多少苦啊!" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "没错,我也反对啊,别人也就算了.赛貂禅!有没有搞错!" }, { "from": "祝无双", "value": "我!赞成!" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "恩?" }, { "from": "祝无双", "value": "如果换作是我的话,我也希望有人来救我!" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "我反对!我是反对.我主要怕她耍心眼!江湖险恶,不得不防啊!" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "那就三票反对,三票赞成.要不.咱等秀才回来再说,好吧?" } ] }, { "id": "episode_71_chunk_13", "conversations": [ { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "昨天晚上我们连夜开了个小会,三票赞成三票反对,还剩个秀才,他过两天才能回来." }, { "from": "小翠", "value": "对不起,我没这么多时间!" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "最多两天,他要是赞成的话,我肯定把店给你!" }, { "from": "小翠", "value": "佟掌柜,你真以为我想要你这店吗?脏!乱!差!我拿他来干嘛使啊!我提出这个要求就是想看看你的诚意,现在看来不过如此,你真以为奇迹会发生啊!" }, { "from": "赛貂蝉", "value": "你就再等两天吧,等他回来,不管他咋选择,我都认命了!" }, { "from": "小翠", "value": "你早就该认命了!从我踩到你头上的那一天开始,你就不该再抱有任何幻想!" }, { "from": "赛貂蝉", "value": "小翠!!" }, { "from": "小翠", "value": "我没听错吧,你刚才喊我啥呀!你是谁的丫环,给我站过来!" }, { "from": "赛貂蝉", "value": "夫人,我求求你,你就再给我一次机会吧!" }, { "from": "小翠", "value": "好啊,那你先跪下磕三个响头再说!" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "小翠,你用得着这样吗?" }, { "from": "小翠", "value": "我跟你说过几遍了,我不叫小翠,我叫赛貂禅!" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "你以为你换了名字换了身份就变成她了?" }, { "from": "小翠", "value": "我变成她?哼哼,开啥玩笑!她有啥好,我为啥要变成她?变成她对我有啥好处?你说你说你说啊!" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "你激动个啥嘛,我说的又不是她,我说的是她,她她她,我的偶像." }, { "from": "小翠", "value": "小翠,上路!" }, { "from": "赛貂蝉", "value": "你自己走吧,我不跟你走!" }, { "from": "小翠", "value": "哼,就等你这句话了,正愁找不着机会收拾你,自己送上门来了!" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "展堂,小郭,出事了,展堂!" }, { "from": "赛貂蝉", "value": "不要过来,你过来我就死给你看!" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "好,好啊,有种你就动手!骗得了别人,你我还不知道!苦肉计,蒙别人,想蒙我,哼!" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "小翠!!" }, { "from": "赛貂蝉", "value": "你,你!你走!" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "赛掌柜! 小郭:赛掌柜! 湘玉:啊!赛掌柜!!" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "你干什么你!!人都这样了你还想怎么样!" }, { "from": "小翠", "value": "我看她是不是装的!" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "我排山……" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "小郭!!装的,你能装成这样吗??他是人,不是畜生." }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "扶她上楼,慢点儿啊!" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "你要敢跟上来,我就点你!" } ] }, { "id": "episode_71_chunk_14", "conversations": [ { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "行,好了,没事了,你动动看看.只是一般的皮外伤,休息两天就好了." }, { "from": "赛貂蝉", "value": "谢谢你啊!" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "没事儿没事儿,那你休息吧!" }, { "from": "赛貂蝉", "value": "诶." }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "掌柜的,那我先出去了!" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "啊好,好." }, { "from": "赛貂蝉", "value": "佟掌柜!" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "你躺好,不要起来啊!有事就喊,我们都在呢!" }, { "from": "赛貂蝉", "value": "那她也在外边?" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "你不管,她要是再敢胡来的话,我叫人把她轰出去!" }, { "from": "赛貂蝉", "value": "那我的卖身契?" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "你不要着急嘛,我已经决定了,不等秀才了,把这个店给她好了." }, { "from": "赛貂蝉", "value": "湘玉姐!" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "你不要误会啊,我对你没有好感,只是看着你可怜." }, { "from": "赛貂蝉", "value": "仅仅是可怜吗?" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "你不会真的以为我把你当成好姐妹了吧?" }, { "from": "赛貂蝉", "value": "我没有那么傻,我这辈子做了不少坏事儿,可就做过两件傻事儿.一件,就是不该与你为敌……" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "不要说了,事情已经过去那么长时间了." }, { "from": "赛貂蝉", "value": "唉,你就让我说吧,好久都没有人愿意认真听我说话了." }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "你在那个家就没有朋友吗?" }, { "from": "赛貂蝉", "value": "他们都知道小翠恨我,没有人敢靠近我,有时候还合起伙来欺负我,我当初真不该把她买进来,这就是我做的第二件傻事儿." }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "也不能这么说吧." }, { "from": "赛貂蝉", "value": "哎呀,你不知道,湘玉姐.她是父母双亡,当初她那个赌鬼舅舅前脚把她卖进青楼,后脚我就把她赎出来了.五十个女孩,我偏偏看中了她.赎进来以后,我就给她起了这个名字,还花了五十两银子给她买了块翠玉,五十两啊,比她的身价还贵.进门以后,我好吃好喝好穿,还请人教她跳舞,我还亲自教她做人呢!" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "哎呦,你教她做人,怪不得她变成今天这个样子." }, { "from": "赛貂蝉", "value": "这不是我教的,其实小翠,以前挺淳朴挺善良的.当初我害你们的时候,她还劝我不要那么做." }, { "from": "赛貂蝉", "value": "哎,没想到,一只羊变成了狼!这可能就是人性吧!" } ] }, { "id": "episode_71_chunk_15", "conversations": [ { "from": "小翠", "value": "唉,你真是命好,做了那么多坏事还有人同情你,宁可倾家荡产来帮你.可我呢,你把我买回来,那是因为好心.别人不知道你,我还能不知道你!" }, { "from": "赛貂蝉", "value": "小翠!小翠,口渴了.给我倒杯茶去!" }, { "from": "小翠", "value": "切!连做梦还不忘使唤我!你啊,真是无药可救!" }, { "from": "赛貂蝉", "value": "等咱挣够了钱,咱就回家,我给你找个好婆家." }, { "from": "小翠", "value": "小姐……" }, { "from": "赛貂蝉", "value": "啊!啊!来人呐!!" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "你要干什么!" }, { "from": "小翠", "value": "这话应该我问你啊." }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "手里拿的什么,给我拿过来!" }, { "from": "小翠", "value": "放心吧,这是白药,给她治病使的!" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "你有那么好心?" }, { "from": "小翠", "value": "不是好心,那她死了,谁帮我拿行李啊!" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "扶她上楼,慢点儿啊!" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "你要敢跟上来,我就点你!" } ] }, { "id": "episode_71_chunk_16", "conversations": [ { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "咦……扫地嘞!长没有长眼睛啊!" }, { "from": "小翠", "value": "小翠呢?" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "小翠?哪个小翠?你不就是那个小翠吗!" }, { "from": "小翠", "value": "我那丫环!你把她藏哪儿去了?" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "哎呦,我好怕怕哦!讲话要讲证据啊!小心我告你诽谤啊!" }, { "from": "小翠", "value": "我还告你拐带人口呢!" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "你告去告去告去!看你个小人得志的样子!" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "吵什么吵,大清早的,吵得人家客人都不敢来了." }, { "from": "小翠", "value": "佟掌柜,你可知道,拐带人口犯的啥罪!" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "这话说的我咋听不明白.我拐带谁了啊?" }, { "from": "小翠", "value": "小翠啊,赛貂禅啊!" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "你不就是那个赛貂禅吗?" }, { "from": "小翠", "value": "我是说原来的那个." }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "原来的没有见过,你们见过吗?" }, { "from": "祝无双", "value": "对啊.谁啊?" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "谁谁谁?以前那赛貂禅呐,不听说怡红楼倒闭之后,她给卖到关东去了吗!" }, { "from": "小翠", "value": "你,你睁着眼睛说瞎话嘛!" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "我们还明人不说暗话呢!你自己的丫环你不看好了,偷着跑了凭什么赖我们!" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "就是,告到衙门你也不怕人家笑话你!" }, { "from": "小翠", "value": "跟我来这套!" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "对了,我们还就是黑吃黑了怎么着吧!" }, { "from": "祝无双", "value": "想上衙门我带你去啊!" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "你想打架啊!好啊好啊,我正好有空啊!" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "哈哈哈哈……" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "去,想找人自己找去!没有工夫伺候你!干活!" }, { "from": "小翠", "value": "无所谓,区区一个丫环,跑就跑了.就当丢了一条狗!" } ] }, { "id": "episode_71_chunk_17", "conversations": [ { "from": "小翠", "value": "佟掌柜,如果再见到她,请帮我把这个转交给她." }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "啥呀?" }, { "from": "小翠", "value": "这块翠玉呀是我欠她的,还有她的卖身契就当是利息了." }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "这……" }, { "from": "小翠", "value": "有机会的话,麻烦你转告她.我其实啊并不恨她." }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "那你还把她打成那个样子." }, { "from": "小翠", "value": "那都是还她了." }, { "from": "小翠", "value": "从小到大,她打了我三千六百七十五下,我还了她两千六百五十四下,她还欠我九百二十一下,哎唉,看来是没有机会还了." }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "你光记着她打你,她对你的好你咋不记?" }, { "from": "小翠", "value": "我都记得,一点儿都没忘!她对我好啊,只是像养小狗一样,开心的时候就哄两下,心烦的时候啊就拍两下,她对我越好这种感觉就越强烈,后来我得势了,第一件事儿就是跟她换名字.我以为换了名字,心里就能好受一些.唉,可是我错了,无论咋换换成啥,我始终都是她买回来的,这是永远都换不过来的,一生的耻辱!" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "没那么夸张吧!" }, { "from": "小翠", "value": "你没当过丫环,不可能理解这种感受,无论如何,麻烦你转告她,我是人,不是小狗." }, { "from": "赛貂蝉", "value": "我从来没把你当作小狗!" }, { "from": "小翠", "value": "你!" }, { "from": "赛貂蝉", "value": "小翠,你记得,咱俩第一次见面的时候吗?" }, { "from": "小翠", "value": "记得." }, { "from": "赛貂蝉", "value": "五十个女孩,我为啥偏偏挑中你?那是我觉得你的眼神儿,跟我小时侯一模一样,热情,倔强,从不服输,我当时就想啊,你就是我妹妹啊!我把你带回来之后,我是打过你,可是哪个姐姐不打妹妹啊!后来我破产了,我走到哪儿就把你带到哪儿,你以为我就是为了让你给我端茶递水掐肩揉背吗?我之所以恨你,不是恨你打我骂我欺负我,我是恨你,这世界上谁都可以对我不好,就是你不行!因为,你是我妹妹啊!" }, { "from": "小翠", "value": "小姐,你别说了!" }, { "from": "赛貂蝉", "value": "小翠!" } ] }, { "id": "episode_71_chunk_18", "conversations": [ { "from": "白展堂", "value": "走了啊!" }, { "from": "小翠", "value": "行了行了,就别往外送了!" }, { "from": "赛貂蝉", "value": "走了啊!" }, { "from": "小翠", "value": "以后有空啊,我们还会回来看你呢!" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "看归看,以后可不许再打她了啊!" }, { "from": "小翠", "value": "废话,这个就送给你了!各位保重,后会有期!" }, { "from": "小翠", "value": "再见啊!" }, { "from": "小翠", "value": "姐,这边!" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "赛掌柜,慢走啊,以后再来啊!" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "再见!再见……" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "哎呀,瞧瞧人家这姐妹情,再瞧瞧咱们这个." }, { "from": "祝无双", "value": "湘玉姐啊,我上次问你的问题,你好象还没有回答我哦!" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "那个问题暂且不提,你们俩过来." }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "我先问问你们,一定要说老实话啊!" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "行,你说吧!" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "你们俩到底有没有把我当成姐姐?" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "有!" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "亲姐姐?" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "对啊!" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "那你们俩觉得,赛貂禅那番话说得好不好呀?" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "好!" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "有没有觉得别扭的地方?" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "别扭?没有!" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "我觉得赛貂禅说的最好的一句话就是,哪个姐姐不打妹妹的!" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "啊??" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "为了当好这个姐姐,只好委屈你们俩一下了啊,看鞭!" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "飞碟!排山倒海!" }, { "from": "祝无双", "value": "葵花点穴手!" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "嘿嘿嘿嘿……" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "以后再挑妹妹啊!" }, { "from": "祝无双", "value": "千万不要挑练过武功的!" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "走着,咱姐俩逛逛花市去!" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "有没有搞错啊,开个玩笑也不行啊!来人呐!救命呐!展堂,你在哪儿呀!还没有结帐呢!展堂,快把他们截住!!" } ] }, { "id": "episode_72_chunk_0", "conversations": [ { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "小郭,客人这么多你不去招呼客人,伸长脖子看个没完了" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "掌柜的,秀才都走了三天了,一点消息都没有呀" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "你看就能把他看回来" } ] }, { "id": "episode_72_chunk_1", "conversations": [ { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "大嘴,这个店就交给我了,你们都听展堂的安排,去吧去吧" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "好,废话我也不多说了,一回我往东,大嘴往西,小郭往南,谁往北?" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "哎,小六,小六你来得正好,秀才出去三天了一点消息都没有,我们现在正要出去找他,你跟我们一块儿去吧" }, { "from": "燕小六", "value": "甭找了甭找了,秀才在十八里铺呢,我刚打那儿回来" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "真的,那他为什么不回家呢?" }, { "from": "祝无双", "value": "他 他说还有点事没办完,说办完就回,叫我们不要着急" }, { "from": "燕小六", "value": "是是~" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "死秀才,办什么事都磨磨唧唧磨磨蹭蹭的,不回家也不懂得带个信给我们,担心死我了" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "就是" }, { "from": "燕小六", "value": "来来来" }, { "from": "莫小贝", "value": "就跟我多愿意搀和似的" }, { "from": "燕小六", "value": "这个,秀才,你们也知道" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "你就不要吞吞吐吐的,秀才是不是出啥事了?" }, { "from": "燕小六", "value": "十八里铺有个吉庆街这你们知道" }, { "from": "祝无双", "value": "那条街上新开了家青楼,秀才就在那儿" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "十八里铺?青楼?我咋没有听说过" }, { "from": "燕小六", "value": "新开张的、" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "嘘,小心人家客人听到" }, { "from": "燕小六", "value": "我师傅亲口告诉我的、" }, { "from": "祝无双", "value": "据目击者称 秀才正在里面喝酒唱歌吟诗作对,乐得跟朵月季花似的" }, { "from": "燕小六", "value": "嘘,这件事一定要保密,如果让小郭知道,后果不堪设想" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "岂止是不堪设想,简直就是惨不忍睹脑浆都能给他打出来" }, { "from": "莫小贝", "value": "脑浆~~~" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "你说我的员工怎么能混到这种地方,咱们赶紧合计合计想想办法、" }, { "from": "食客甲", "value": "听见没有,他们的帐房先生逛青楼去了" }, { "from": "食客乙", "value": "你弄错了,他们说的那个青楼呀,在十八里铺,我去过,它就是个普通的酒楼" }, { "from": "食客甲", "value": "那怎么叫青楼呢" }, { "from": "食客乙", "value": "它那个清啊,是三 点水的清,不是青春的青,那地我前天刚去过,干净着呢,连个唱小曲的都没有" }, { "from": "食客甲", "value": "看来他们几个弄误会了" }, { "from": "食客乙", "value": "来,喝两盅" } ] }, { "id": "episode_72_chunk_2", "conversations": [ { "from": "莫小贝", "value": "小郭姐姐" }, { "from": "莫小贝", "value": "不是卖关子,是关于那个~~" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "关于哪个" }, { "from": "莫小贝", "value": "那我说了你千万别着急呀" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "你不说我才着急呢" }, { "from": "莫小贝", "value": "好 我说" }, { "from": "莫小贝", "value": "小郭姐姐,我希望你明白,不管发生什么事儿,我都是站在你这边的" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "贝贝,这招对我已经不管用了。你想吃糖葫芦,去找大嘴哥哥" }, { "from": "莫小贝", "value": "不是糖葫芦,是秀才" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "秀才,秀才怎么了?你说话说话,你急死我了,你快说话呀" }, { "from": "莫小贝", "value": "我听他们说,秀才出事了,弄出人命来了" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "人命?" }, { "from": "莫小贝", "value": "具体的我也没听清,就听他们说当时的场面惨不忍睹,连脑浆子都被人打出来了" }, { "from": "莫小贝", "value": "小郭姐姐,小郭姐姐快起来" } ] }, { "id": "episode_72_chunk_3", "conversations": [ { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "这个傻秀才吃饱了撑的" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "八成是让人给骗了" }, { "from": "祝无双", "value": "他就是意志薄弱" }, { "from": "燕小六", "value": "见异思迁,道德有问题" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "说那没用的干啥呀,现在得想办法怎么把小郭稳住" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "好好好,我先找小郭探探口风,先把她稳住" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "一定要稳住呀,秀才的小命全掌握在你手里了" } ] }, { "id": "episode_72_chunk_4", "conversations": [ { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "脑浆子,脑浆子惨不忍睹" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "小郭,你咋了你脸色咋怎么难看的" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "掌柜的你们为什么要瞒着我呀,为什么呀" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "瞒你啥了,你说啥呀,我咋一句也听不懂" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "小贝都听到了,掌柜的,我该怎么办?" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "小郭想哭就哭出来吧,哭出来就好了,我跟你说啊,女人这一生呀,注定是要经受这些考验的" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "那凭什么要我一个人经受,我跟她好不容易才走到现在,刚消停没两天,又来了,他怎么也不替我想一想,他这样我该怎么办" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "看来只能带回来严加管教,以观后效啊" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "命都没了,还观什么后效" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "命?小郭,你千万不要冲动啊,秀才也是一时糊涂啊,你要给他一个改正的机会啊" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "我给他有什么用,我又不是衙门" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "衙门?你不会是想去告他吧" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "我告他干什么呀" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "小郭你听我说啊,逛青楼虽然不是一件好事情,但是也不是无药可救,你可不能破釜沉舟啊" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "等会儿等会儿,什么逛青楼,什么意思呀,你是说他是在青楼里杀的人?" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "谁说他杀人了?" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "不是杀人?难不成是自杀?跟一个青楼女子酒后殉情?天哪" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "哎呀,什么乱七八糟的,秀才就是在青楼里玩了两天,都好好的,我发誓" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "莫小贝" }, { "from": "莫小贝", "value": "我亲耳听见的,除了人命,惨不忍睹,脑浆子都打出来了" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "去去去,你东一耳朵西一耳朵的,这么小的娃还学会传闲话了" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "掌柜的,你不用劝我,我现在心情非常的好,非常十分极其以及特别的好。哼,既然他没有出人命~~" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "那就按照原定计划,等他回来好好教训他啊" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "好,就按你说的办,哼,先把他弄回来再说,哼~~~" } ] }, { "id": "episode_72_chunk_5", "conversations": [ { "from": "白展堂", "value": "小郭" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "干嘛?" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "一会儿 我就去十八里铺" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "还费什么话还不快去" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "去去去,我去了之后啊,别磨了,我听着慎的慌" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "有话快说" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "就是我把秀才带回来以后,还是你说吧" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "你不能对秀才动手" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "放心,我绝不动手" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "动脚也不行" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "没问题" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "也不能动刀" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "刀枪棍棒十八兵器我一概不动" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "那你打算怎么惩罚他呀?" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "放心,我自有分寸。老白展堂呀,快去把秀才叫回来吧,叫他回来的时候,给我带一根簪花和胭脂回来啊" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "行" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "我也要一份,后天就是我生日 你忘了" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "啊,放心吧。" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "小郭,你把刀磨得这么快你想干啥呀" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "我砍死他~~~那我得偿命!砍他条胳膊下来~~~那以后谁伺候他呀!" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "这把刀 是用来刮胡子的,等他回来以后,我亲自把他的头发眉毛睫毛汗毛,一根根的刮下来,再用簪花沾着胭脂,在他的脑门上刺上四个大字,我是花痴。" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "我的神呀" } ] }, { "id": "episode_72_chunk_6", "conversations": [ { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "大嘴,过来。待会儿要是动起手来你可一定要拉着点啊。" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "拉倒吧,他那把菜刀磨了一宿了,那家伙吹毛立断,我这胳膊还想要呢" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "没出息的。小贝过来" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "小贝乖啊,回屋写作业啊,这里实在太危险了" }, { "from": "莫小贝", "value": "屋里更危险,柜子里有这么大一包辣椒粉,箱子里有这么厚一叠牛皮纸" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "牛皮纸?" }, { "from": "莫小贝", "value": "嗯,揭开之后发现,里边有不少黑色粉末,经过初步验证,应该是~~火药!" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "小六,来了,咋了,不会又出啥事了吧" }, { "from": "燕小六", "value": "这个,嗯~~~" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "过来过来到这边说" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "有什么话,当着我的面不能说吗?" }, { "from": "祝无双", "value": "这事跟你没有关系" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "少来这套,昨天就想瞒我,今天休想,说,怎么回事?" }, { "from": "燕小六", "value": "这事真的跟你没有关系" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "排~~~" }, { "from": "燕小六", "value": "别别,你想听就听吧。十八里铺有条吉庆街" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "街上新开了一家青楼,我拜托你说点新鲜的行不行,秀才是不是不肯回家" }, { "from": "祝无双", "value": "不是秀才,是师兄" }, { "from": "燕小六", "value": "据目击者称,今天老白独自一人杀入青楼,之后再也没出来过" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "他,他怎么会这样" }, { "from": "祝无双", "value": "还是据目击者称,他跟秀才以及一妙龄女子,喝酒唱歌吟诗作对,乐的跟朵牡丹花似的。" }, { "from": "燕小六", "value": "玩得兴起,还当众翻了几个空心跟斗,结果叫好声响成一片" }, { "from": "燕小六", "value": "掌柜的 掌柜的" } ] }, { "id": "episode_72_chunk_7", "conversations": [ { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "叫你耍,叫你翻跟斗,你是人还是猴呀,那么爱耍你咋不去卖艺呢,明明知道人家会伤心会难过,还做这种事情,你心里到底还有没有我啊,你把我当成什么人了呀" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "想开一点吧,掌柜的,这就是男人,善变的男人" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "女人才是善变的吧" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "你善变吗,我善变吗?还有无双?无双好像是挺善变的哦" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "行了行了,不说这个了,小郭,你说问题会不会出在咱俩身上啊" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "为什么这么说?" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "如果咱们俩做得足够的好,魅力也足够的高,他们俩怎么回去逛青楼?" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "哇塞,你有没有搞错,自我批评也得有个限度吧" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "不是,我只是觉得这件事情也太蹊跷了,你说秀才出轨倒还情有可原啊" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "喂喂喂,说什么说什么呢,凭什么他就情有可原" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "他一个读书人嘛,啥都没有见过,啥都没有玩过,经不起这个诱惑嘛,但是展堂~~这这~~让人想不通吗!" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "有什么可想不通的,这件事情啊,就说明他从本质上来讲就是一个彻头彻尾的花痴" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "哎呀,胡说" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "我说错了吗,本来就是嘛,他要不是花痴,为什么会去逛青楼;他要不是花痴,为什么连家都不肯回?我跟你说白展堂了吧,咱们同福店里的所有男人,从本质上讲都是花痴!" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "说啥呢,我实在是听不下去了,他俩犯错那是他俩的事,你不能一棍子呼死一船人呐" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "我有没说你,你急什么呀" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "小郭我警告你啊,他俩是他俩我是我,我对蕙兰那是历经苦难痴心不改呀" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "哦,好象没人让你改吧" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "行了,掌柜的,我明天一早我就亲自去十八里铺,我亲手把他俩给逮回来" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "大嘴~~~" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "啥不说了,这都是我该干的。但是掌柜的,咱这出差补助一天多少来着" } ] }, { "id": "episode_72_chunk_8", "conversations": [ { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "咋回事情嘛,大嘴也不回来,你说厨子不在咱也开不了张。小郭,你说,大嘴会不会也被扣在那儿了" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "不可能,他就是有那心,他也舍不得花那钱啊" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "那也是啊,平时连双鞋都舍不得买,还能~~~" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "小六" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "咋了,又出啥事了" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "快说话呀" }, { "from": "燕小六", "value": "我长话短说,大嘴也沦陷了。据目击者称,他与一名妙龄女子在那儿喝酒划拳,乐的跟招财猫似的,脸上的粉刺都乐出来了,一见我进去,还拉着要我唱歌,师兄还在一边起哄,我一着急,连谁是谁都没看清楚,好不容易才逃得出来,你千万不要怪我" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "站住,你一个人势单力薄,嘴又笨,去了也是白去" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "我不去怎么知道是不是白去" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "你有没有想过呀,万一对方既温柔又美貌,谈吐得体,落落大方,气质高雅,蕙质兰心,咱俩往那儿一戳,是自惭形秽无地自容,很有可能当场撞墙而死" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "哎呀,少废话,要么闭嘴,要么跟我去你自己选吧" }, { "from": "莫小贝", "value": "我跟你去" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "小贝" }, { "from": "莫小贝", "value": "敢在太岁头上抢老公,我看她们是不想活了" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "爽快,姐平时没有白疼你,走着~~" }, { "from": "祝无双", "value": "如果你连这点自信都没有,那你还有什么,面子和爱情哪个重要,你不会不知道吧" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "我跟她拼了" }, { "from": "莫小贝", "value": "不 不用去了,他们已经回来了" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "真的?" }, { "from": "莫小贝", "value": "秀才,白展堂大哥还有大嘴,小燕小六,不过后面跟了个女的啊" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "女的?" }, { "from": "莫小贝", "value": "长相我没看清楚,但是穿着特漂亮,跟一仙女似的,你自己看去吧" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "无双,先带小贝回屋躲一下,万一小郭打起来,避免误伤" }, { "from": "祝无双", "value": "那你呢?" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "不好意思让大家久等了" } ] }, { "id": "episode_72_chunk_12", "conversations": [ { "from": "祝无双", "value": "你要去哪儿?" }, { "from": "莫小贝", "value": "这么久了一点动静都没有,我想出去看看" }, { "from": "祝无双", "value": "不行,外面实在太危险了,一不留神就擦枪走火的,不时闹着玩的啊" }, { "from": "莫小贝", "value": "可是我还是很担心我嫂子" }, { "from": "祝无双", "value": "你放心吧,你嫂子见过大世面的,在艰难的处境她都能化险为夷,乖乖的,玩去吧" } ] }, { "id": "episode_72_chunk_13", "conversations": [ { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "金小姐多大呀,看着好年轻啊,如果我没有猜错的话,应该没到五十岁呢吧" }, { "from": "金湘玉", "value": "我暂时还没到,不过早晚也会到的,人生短暂如白驹过隙" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "从生到死,往往就是一眨眼的工夫,庄子说得好,与其相濡以沫~" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "不如相忘于江湖" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "有没有搞错呀,当着你的面敢跟人家眉来眼去的" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "没有啊,我觉得挺正常的,拜托,不要把人家想得太坏了" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "我拜托你,长没有长眼睛" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "掌柜的你也太敏感了,我们掌柜的平时就这样,你不要跟她一般见识啊" }, { "from": "金湘玉", "value": "不会" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "回头再跟你算帐!金小姐,平时很注意保养吧" }, { "from": "金湘玉", "value": "还好,就跟所有的女孩子都一样的" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "孩子多大了呀,男孩还是女孩,上学了没有啊" }, { "from": "金湘玉", "value": "我没孩子,还没结婚呢" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "金小姐贵姓呀" }, { "from": "金湘玉", "value": "我免贵姓金,你就叫我湘玉好了" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "湘 湘玉?" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "你们俩同名,就姓不一样,一个金,一个铜。哎呀妈呀,你掐我干啥呀" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "还是展堂知道护食" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "这要让湘玉听见还不跟你急了,她那么小心眼不怕给你穿小鞋呀" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "我啥时候给人穿过小鞋呀" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "掌柜的,大白天穿成这样,你赶着过盂兰节啊" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "湘玉啊,你没事吧?" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "我没事啊,我很好啊,下面的朋友,你们好吗?" }, { "from": "金湘玉", "value": "这位就是佟掌柜吧,我姓金" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "跟她握手就代表欢迎她来,回头不好翻脸,可是不握手又显得我小心眼,握还是不握,又是一个大问题" } ] }, { "id": "episode_72_chunk_18", "conversations": [ { "from": "祝无双", "value": "请帮我跟你嫂子说声对不起,我失约了。见到金湘玉湘玉之后我才知道,什么叫做真正的好姐妹。我知道我这么说有点夸张,我也不想这么早就缴枪投降,但是实在没有办法,她身上那种感染力让人难以抗拒" }, { "from": "莫小贝", "value": "好笑死了,太好笑了,你说这话,也不怕我嫂子伤心" }, { "from": "祝无双", "value": "再伤心我也得说,能交上这么一个朋友,就算我一辈子不嫁人都无所谓" } ] }, { "id": "episode_72_chunk_19", "conversations": [ { "from": "燕小六", "value": "玩得高兴,还当众翻了几个空心跟斗。我师父说了,人那是纳税大户,模范酒楼" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "对" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "现在高兴吗?给我翻一个我还从来没有看见过呢" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "不翻不翻" }, { "from": "金湘玉", "value": "翻一个,翻一个吗" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "翻一个" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "行了,忽然不想看了。你该干啥干啥,不要在我面前晃悠" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "又不给你翻的" }, { "from": "金湘玉", "value": "好了好了,你呀就听佟掌柜的吧,去吧" }, { "from": "金湘玉", "value": "佟湘玉掌柜,我呀真是羡慕你,能有这么好的伙计" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "额也很佩服你呀,能把我的伙计一个个都变成你的" }, { "from": "金湘玉", "value": "百分之二十五" } ] }, { "id": "episode_72_chunk_20", "conversations": [ { "from": "莫小贝", "value": "请问来者何人" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "你美丽的嫂子,不认识了吗" }, { "from": "祝无双", "value": "好艳啊,外面情况怎么样了?" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "好好得很,那个女的果然是个狠角色" }, { "from": "祝无双", "value": "怎么,连你也斗不过她?" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "还没有开始斗怎么就知道斗不过,才一个回合不算输,最可恨的是小郭,一上来就缴了枪搞得我措手不及" }, { "from": "莫小贝", "value": "小郭姐姐也投降了,不会吧" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "这个叛徒,不跟她一般见识" }, { "from": "祝无双", "value": "路遥知马力,日久见人心,现在才知道谁是自己人了吧" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "少来,你还没有经过考验还不好说。金湘玉啊金湘玉,你也不要高兴得太早了,这些帐,我都给你记着回头一并算" }, { "from": "莫小贝", "value": "那现在为什么不算?" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "现在,说实话,我有点毛。别人我不知道,小郭,见她之前气成啥样子了,牙都快咬碎了吧,我回屋画了个妆的功夫,小郭管人家叫姐了:“湘玉姐,她平时就这个样子,您千万不要跟她一般见识”" }, { "from": "莫小贝", "value": "太不检点了,叛徒,败类,我由衷地,鄙视她" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "你上哪儿去呀?" }, { "from": "莫小贝", "value": "嫂子,你在这儿等我,我去把那个叛徒给你揪过来,看我怎么收拾她" }, { "from": "祝无双", "value": "莫生气莫生气" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "不要倒了,喝饱了" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "干什么,怎么了掌柜的,找我有事?" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "你跟那个金湘玉就算没有事了?" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "谁说没事,我正跟湘玉姐学化妆呢。无双,你知道怎么抹胭脂才能更自然吗?" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": ":这个我用不着知道" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "所以说你这个人没有进步,你看她那个胭脂抹得跟猴屁股一样,哈哈" }, { "from": "莫小贝", "value": "郭芙蓉,你这个叛徒,为这么点好处你就出卖自己的灵魂" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "哎呀,安啦,我跟她就是逢场作戏而已,我对你嫂子才是真心的" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "少来这套,老实交待,她到底比我强在哪儿?" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "谁说她比你强了?" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "她不比我强,那你们一个个前呼后拥俯首帖耳的,算咋回事?" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "我们跟她就是逢场作戏~~~那我要说,你不能生气啊" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "好你说吧,我尽量不生气" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "湘玉姐,给人的感觉就像一阵扑面而来的春风,感觉特别的亲切,而且是很舒服的那种亲切,而且她为人也很热情一点也不做作" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "这话说的,我不热情我不亲切吗" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "但是你跟她比起来不就~~掌柜的,你也用不着太难过,我知道你已经尽力了。掌柜的,其实我刚才说的吧,都是我个人的看法,那别人怎么看的,那我就不知道了" }, { "from": "莫小贝", "value": "等着,我给你打听去" } ] }, { "id": "episode_72_chunk_21", "conversations": [ { "from": "莫小贝", "value": "李大嘴先生,请你简单谈一下你对金湘玉的看法" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "干活呢" }, { "from": "莫小贝", "value": "机器给着呢" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "那个她这个人吧特别豪爽,仗义,为朋友肯两肋插刀,跟她相处呢,就是一种享受,就好像是春天中的苞米,粒不大,但是特有嚼头,总之,这辈子能交上她这么一个朋友,一个字,值!" }, { "from": "莫小贝", "value": "谢谢" } ] }, { "id": "episode_72_chunk_22", "conversations": [ { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "首先,她很有才华,而且并不流于表,最难能可贵的就是,她从不吹嘘自己,光这一点,就值得我们大家学习,跟他在一起呀,那种感觉好像是在夏天冲浪,忽上忽下,忽高忽低,浑身上下从里到外都充满着活力" }, { "from": "莫小贝", "value": "那我想问一下,你说这话就不怕小郭姐姐跟你生气吗?" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "小孩比较调皮啊,生气也得说,这辈子能交上个这么一个朋友,值了" }, { "from": "莫小贝", "value": "淘气!" }, { "from": "燕小六", "value": "喂喂喂" }, { "from": "莫小贝", "value": "我已经开了。您说吧" }, { "from": "燕小六", "value": "我这辈子就佩服两人,第一是我师父第二就是她,不对不对,我重说重说,第一是她第二才是我师父,跟她聊天,就好像秋天割麦子,再苦再累也无所谓,因为有收获,浑身上下从里到外都充满了自信。" }, { "from": "莫小贝", "value": "那我想请问一下,你说这话,就不怕你师父生气吗?" }, { "from": "燕小六", "value": "再生气我也得说,能跟她交上朋友,那是上辈子修来的福气。" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "具体好在哪儿我还真说不上来,反正就是在她面前,无论我做什么事都不会被责骂,也不会被嘲笑,就是那种感觉就像在冬天泡温泉,浑身上下从里到外都是暖洋洋的。" }, { "from": "莫小贝", "value": "那我想请问一下,你说这话,就不怕我嫂子生气吗?" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "再生气我也要说呀,能交上这样的朋友,一辈子单身也无所谓,快快快,把这玩意儿拿走。" }, { "from": "莫小贝", "value": "谢谢啊,谢谢" } ] }, { "id": "episode_72_chunk_23", "conversations": [ { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "他真的是这么说的?" }, { "from": "莫小贝", "value": "不过嫂子你别生气,我这就把她赶出去" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "站住,你要是把她赶出去了,那我不就成了恶人了吗?" }, { "from": "祝无双", "value": "可她要是再不走后果不堪设想" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "无双,你说她会不会有什么妖法?" }, { "from": "祝无双", "value": "你为什么这么说" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "她和他们才认识了多久,这么短的时间就掏心窝子,你不觉得可疑吗?别人也就算了,展堂都说这样的话,这不是鬼迷心窍是啥嘛?" }, { "from": "祝无双", "value": "那倒也是,我出去侦察一下" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "不行不行,我决不能再让你去冒这个险" }, { "from": "祝无双", "value": "湘玉姐你让我去吧" }, { "from": "祝无双", "value": "不经历风雨怎么见彩虹,没有人能随随便便成功32:50" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "可是~~~" }, { "from": "祝无双", "value": "湘玉姐,相信我,谁都会背叛你,可是我不会,因为我们是姐妹" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "最好最好的姐妹" }, { "from": "祝无双", "value": "走了" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "无双,你一定要回来,我等着你,等着你啊" }, { "from": "祝无双", "value": "走了" } ] }, { "id": "episode_72_chunk_24", "conversations": [ { "from": "祝无双", "value": "请帮我跟你嫂子说声对不起,我失约了。见到金湘玉湘玉之后我才知道,什么叫做真正的好姐妹。我知道我这么说有点夸张,我也不想这么早就缴枪投降,但是实在没有办法,她身上那种感染力让人难以抗拒" }, { "from": "莫小贝", "value": "湘玉姐,你什么时候带我去吃传说中天字第一号的糖葫芦啊?" }, { "from": "金湘玉", "value": "只要你把论语背出来我就带你去,决定权可是掌握在你的手里" }, { "from": "莫小贝", "value": "哇塞,太棒了,拉钩,要不说话不算数啊。" }, { "from": "金湘玉", "value": "好,拉钩上吊一百年不许变" }, { "from": "金湘玉", "value": "佟掌柜,你这是怎么了?" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "我没有事,你不用担心想怎么斗我都奉陪到底,绝不会让你看笑话的" }, { "from": "金湘玉", "value": "百分之五十" } ] }, { "id": "episode_72_chunk_26", "conversations": [ { "from": "金湘玉", "value": "一般一般,我呀一喝酒就上脸,有时候喝多了还撒酒疯呢" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "胡说,就量非同小可,谦虚地说,千杯不倒" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "而且是喝得越多,诗兴越大" }, { "from": "燕小六", "value": "二胡拉得比我都好,快板唱得跟RAP似的" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "厨艺之高啊,我跟无祝无双我俩加一块都不是个儿" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "就她那刀功,能拿豆腐雕成花,你们信不信" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "信,有啥不信的不就是个豆腐嘛" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "呵呵呵呵,你会吗!" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "我,又不是个厨子,要那么好的刀功干啥" }, { "from": "金湘玉", "value": "就是个雕虫小技,何足挂齿啊" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "湘玉啊,你最大的毛病就是太谦虚了,我必须批评你啊" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "是,你说大家都这么熟都是自己人,你客气啥呀" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "挺熟的了,你们认识几天了?" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "我先认识的,三天,感觉认识了三年" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "那咱俩差不多唉,我跟湘玉姐刚见面的时候吧,就感觉认识了好多年,好奇怪哦" }, { "from": "莫小贝", "value": "哎哎哎,我也是我也是,好像忽然多出来个嫂子似的,而且是升级版的嫂子。" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "这个我跟你们不一样啊,我每次见到湘玉呢,都好像是第一次见到她一样,你们知道为啥吗?" }, { "from": "燕小六", "value": "浑身上下充满了新鲜感" }, { "from": "燕小六", "value": "耶!!" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "湘玉来一个" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "不好意思我耶不出来" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "没说你,一边去,来,湘玉,耶!" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "你看人家耶的姿势多有创意啊" }, { "from": "金湘玉", "value": "行了行了,你们可别说了,你们要再说啊,我这脸就该红了,咱们虚头巴脑的到此为止,喝酒喝酒,来,我呀先干为敬" }, { "from": "金湘玉", "value": "湘玉湘玉湘玉~~~" }, { "from": "金湘玉", "value": "佟掌柜,你也喝啊,你啊就把这儿当作自己的家一样,千万别客气,喝啊" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "你还真够客气的" }, { "from": "金湘玉", "value": "您看,真是不好意思,我把这儿当成我们清楼了" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "不是清楼胜似清楼" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "都是自己人,整那些没用的,来来来,干一个" }, { "from": "金湘玉", "value": "百分之七十五" } ] }, { "id": "episode_72_chunk_27", "conversations": [ { "from": "白展堂", "value": "这对镯子,是我送给你的" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "簪花是我的" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "耶,那对耳环左边是我的" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "右边是我的" }, { "from": "祝无双", "value": "胭脂是我的" }, { "from": "燕小六", "value": "水粉是我的" }, { "from": "莫小贝", "value": "我,是你的" }, { "from": "莫小贝", "value": "我们爱你" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "你们~~" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "今天是你生日 你忘了,预备起" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "祝你生日快乐" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "闭嘴,你们以为给我送点东西唱首歌,这件事情就算完了吗?" }, { "from": "金湘玉", "value": "对不起,主意是我出的,本来是想给你个惊喜的" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "惊喜?我跟你很熟吗?我过生日跟你有关系吗?你以为卖个乖子就能交朋友吗?这样的友情太不值钱了。" }, { "from": "金湘玉", "value": "对不起,我真的没想惹你生气的,听他们说,你是世界上最好的掌柜,最好的姐妹,所以我一直都想认识你。我也有很多朋友,但大部分都是酒肉朋友,说散也就散了。今天来,我主要想亲身体验一下,真正的友情是什么样子的" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "真正的友情是要用心来换得。很高兴认识你" }, { "from": "金湘玉", "value": "我也是" }, { "from": "金湘玉", "value": "百分之百,耶!" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "没有想到,还是全军覆没,苦啊!" } ] }, { "id": "episode_73_chunk_0", "conversations": [ { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "金小姐回去了!" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "回去了。你说你也是……" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "让开让开,挡着路干啥吗?" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "你说你也是,人家大老远来了,还是特意来看你的,临走临走,你也不出去送送" } ] }, { "id": "episode_73_chunk_1", "conversations": [ { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "哎呀,真正的友情是不需要这些虚招子" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "哦,我连最后一坛女儿红都送给她了,还想咋" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "哦,对了,湘玉姐说让你有空就去她那儿玩,她那儿有最好的竹叶青" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "湘玉姐,请您注意您的称呼好吗?我主要是害怕引起误会" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "那咱就定个规矩,以后说起湘玉姐就指那金湘玉,啊" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "她叫湘玉姐,那我呢?" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "掌柜的,这以前不都不么叫吗?" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "以前是以前,以后只有一个湘玉姐那就是我" } ] }, { "id": "episode_73_chunk_2", "conversations": [ { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "我知道,跟她比,我还有做的很多不足的地方咋了,你看我干啥,有啥意见你尽管提嘛" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "这一招叫引蛇出洞,一扭脸她就打击报复,千万别上她当" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "哎哎,你们说啥呢,有啥话不能当着我的面说呢" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "我们一致认为啊,您就别改了" }, { "from": "祝无双", "value": "我们对你没有任何意见" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "你能做到现在这个程度,我们都已经很满足了" }, { "from": "莫小贝", "value": "湘玉姐说了……金小姐说了,说你是个好人" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "哎哟,那她不说我就不是好人了,那她要是说我不好,你是不是就不认我这个嫂子了,哎你们是不是就不认我这个掌柜的了" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "你看你看,你跟孩子置什么气啊" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "我吃饱了撑的,这种解释你满意了吧。" }, { "from": "祝无双", "value": "掌柜的……湘玉姐,师兄不是这个意思" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "你们啥都不要说了,这事不怪你们,也不怪她,要怪只能怪我,做得不够出色嘛。当然了,作为掌柜的,以及湘玉姐,我有权利有义务帮我自己变得更完美,你们有啥意见尽管提,我保证改" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "我们对你真的没有意见" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "少废话,每人至少一条,现在没有,一边干活一边想去,干活去……包括小六啊,不要再喝粥了,稀噜稀噜的。行了,行了,你也不要再装了。" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "真能吃啊,小六" }, { "from": "燕小六", "value": "炒得嘛菜,给我来盘咸菜!" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "一文" }, { "from": "燕小六", "value": "小气劲儿的,当初我师父在这儿吃吃喝喝,你要过钱吗?" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "这你得问我们掌柜的去了,规矩都是她定的正好,你自己问她吧。" }, { "from": "燕小六", "value": "佟掌柜,你先前说的那个提意见,现在可以提吗?" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "提,尽管提。只要你提得出来,我马上就改" }, { "from": "燕小六", "value": "那我的意见就是,你对我实在太见外了。" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "胡说啥呢,我一直都把你当自己人" }, { "from": "燕小六", "value": "自己人吃点咸菜还要钱?钱是小事,一文钱谁没有啊,因为这点钱伤了情感,这就不太好了吧。" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "哦,小郭,去给小六拿两碟小咸菜,再拿一碟花生米,以后这些小菜对小六,统统免费" }, { "from": "燕小六", "value": "等等等等等,要有凉皮也给我来两盘,最好有蒸羊羔蒸熊掌蒸鹿尾烧花鸭烧雏鸡烧子鸽卤猪卤鸭酱鸡腊肉松花小肚晾肉香肠这些就算了先把咸菜花生给我上来吧" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "掌柜的,你来" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "不允许他蹭吃蹭喝,这是他师父特意嘱咐的" }, { "from": "燕小六", "value": "咸菜呢,粥都凉了。" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "就来啊,小六已经长大了嘛,你瞧那个块儿,那个气势,早就应该放宽限制一视同仁,去吧,小六,以后要是有啥对我不满你尽管提啊。" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "小六慢走啊,路上小心啊。不要磕了,磕着也没有关系过来找我,我这儿有药,统统免费" }, { "from": "燕小六", "value": "知道了,知道了。" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "呵呵呵,哎呀,改跟不改就是不一样,感觉自己像是变了一个人,充满爱心,从里往外都焕然一新" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "那是幻觉" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "对我有啥意见就提嘛,你不提我怎么能进步呢?" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "大嘴对你有意见不是一天两天了" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "哎哎,掌柜的,你别听他胡说,我觉得你挺好的,真的" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "你不提就说明我的缺点太多了,已经挑不出重点了,难道我就这么不堪吗?" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "没有,没有啊,那行,那行我提,你最大的问题吧,就是……" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "说,没有关系,不管你说啥,我绝对不会打击报复的啊" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "你,你最大的问题吧就是太小气了……" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "我小气,李大嘴,我看你是不想涨月钱了。" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "掌柜的,你不是说不打击报复嘛?" } ] }, { "id": "episode_73_chunk_3", "conversations": [ { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "好吧,我要怎么做才能够不小气?" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "其实很简单,你给我们涨月钱就行了……这可是你自己说要改的啊" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "没有问题,涨就涨,那边的厨子每个月多少钱?" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "八钱银子,还不算奖金呢。" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "好,从现在起,我每个月给你涨一文钱。" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "一文,那你还不如不涨呢……" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "这可是你自己说的" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "别别别,涨涨涨,一文就一文呗。那也比没有强啊,不过你这么改跟不改有啥区别啊" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "小郭," }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "小郭,小郭" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "不要再装了,你的意见想出来没有?" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "哎呀,我的意见,就是请你以后不要再缠着我要意见呢。" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "算了,不说也罢,别人这样对我我也认了,连你都烦我。" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "哎呀,又来了,你这哀怨口怎么随倒随有啊。" } ] }, { "id": "episode_73_chunk_4", "conversations": [ { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "换成你你不哀怨啊,要是忽然来了个芙蓉姐,上天入地,左右逢源,是个人就喜欢她,连正眼都不瞧你一眼,你说话别人就跟没听见一样,连秀才都管她叫芙妹" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "我拍死她,但,但湘玉姐不一样啊" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "有啥不一样啊,她是少个鼻子还是多个眼睛啊,行行行,就当我啥都没有说,小郭,我对你没有别的要求,提一条意见,一条就行,一条我就走" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "好好好,让我想想,你这个人最大的毛病呢,就是,太没有人性……" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "我咋太没有人性了" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "干什么,干什么……" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "好好好,你接着说" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "本来就是嘛,那么多活都让我一个人干,从早干到晚,从白忙到黑" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "好,从现在开始,你的活我可以帮你干一部分" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "哎哎,这可是你说的" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "是我说的,以后所有的床单被褥" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "你都帮我洗了……" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "洗还是你洗,我可以帮你晾,不要客气啊,这都是我应该做的……哎,你都晾完了,那就下一次吧。锵锵切锵锵切,要向上看不向下看,向前看不向后看……" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "什么人呐这是" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "哎呀,我都听到了,我那意见提不提啊" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "提啊,为什么不提?我跟大嘴输就输在没有把话说清楚,只要把话说清楚,不,写下来,看她还怎么抵赖。" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "吕大侠,你的意见想出来了没有?" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "哎呀,我就是说啊,要是跟你提了的话你肯定能改吗?" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "只要我能办得到" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "好好好,我觉得目前最大的问题是,你,缺乏求知欲。" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "哎呀,秀才,听到现在只有你这条意见最靠谱,你说吧,怎么改" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "多读书,读好书" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "我到你的屋里拿书去" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "别别别:回来回来,我跟我说啊,你必须自己买,这样才能显得出你的诚意" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "好了好,买就买,你有啥推荐没有啊。" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "准备好了,这是我开的书单,西街有家书店进在打折,买三送一,我打听过价钱了。这么多书带包装一两银子,要嫌不够再给你开一张……" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "哎,不用了,这些书看完就不错了,去了啊" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "赶紧去啊呵呵呵,有人赞助就是不一样,以后要看书,不用自己花钱" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "贤内助指南" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "就是教你怎么样做一名称职的全职太太" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "胭脂宝典" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "这本是专讲化妆的,主要是讲胭脂,还有水粉宝典,今天没有到货,明天下午我去拿" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "这是什么?芥末坊?" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "这可是牡丹亭的姊妹书,现在特火,年度最佳女性读物,听说钱夫人也买了一本" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "知也读" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "就是知音与读者的合订本,全是教你做人的道理,在京城流行了七八年呢" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "心灵老鸭汤,怎么做的?" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "这可不是菜谱啊,里面全是感人的小故事,回来的路上我就翻了两页,差点没有哭出来" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "这这这不是跟你开了书单了嘛。" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "人家说你那些书太深了不适合我。" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "那也不能瞎买啊" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "谁说的,买了书之后,我觉得自己浑身上下都充满了求知欲。是吧,尊贵的客人,你们想吃什么我很想知道喔。" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "掌柜的,好好看,慢慢看" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "秀才你放心,我一定不会辜负你的期望的,一定的。" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "加油!" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "天下真没有白吃的午餐" } ] }, { "id": "episode_73_chunk_5", "conversations": [ { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "哎呀,小贝真乖啊,拿着,做完功课再吃啊" }, { "from": "莫小贝", "value": "嫂子,有话直说,我有点不习惯,你,没事吧" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "我没有事啊,给你就拿着啊" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "你的意见想出来没有?" }, { "from": "莫小贝", "value": "我对你没有任何意见" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "糖葫芦还给我" }, { "from": "莫小贝", "value": "有有有,有有有,我想想啊,你这人太唠叨" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "我唠叨还不是因为你不听话,你要是够乖我为啥要唠叨?你这个孩子太没有良心了,我真是好后悔啊,我从一开始就不应该到这个地方来,如果我不嫁到这儿我的夫君也不会死,如果我的夫君不死我也不会沦落到这么一个伤心的地方,如果不是沦落到这么一个伤心的地方,怎么会碰到你这样一个……对不起啊,小贝" }, { "from": "莫小贝", "value": "是你自己让的提意见的" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "好吧,以后我尽量不管你了啊" }, { "from": "莫小贝", "value": "真的?" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "你觉得可能吗?" }, { "from": "莫小贝", "value": "切,人家湘玉姐说得出就做得到……" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "我也做得到呀,不就是不唠叨,少说多做,谁不会呀,以后你只要不是做得太过分,我尽量睁一只眼闭一只眼,而且决不唠叨" }, { "from": "莫小贝", "value": "这可是你说的啊,那你要反悔怎么办?" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "啊,我要是反悔一次就罚一根糖葫芦,五根起付。" }, { "from": "莫小贝", "value": "耶!" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "上哪儿去啊,这是关心,必要的关心,不是唠叨吧" }, { "from": "莫小贝", "value": "少废话,一根糖葫芦" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "你把功课做完再走" }, { "from": "莫小贝", "value": "两根" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "这孩子" }, { "from": "莫小贝", "value": "三根" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "你不要太过份哦" }, { "from": "莫小贝", "value": "四根" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "莫小贝,我警告你不要欺人太甚" }, { "from": "莫小贝", "value": "五根,满了,嫂子你对我太好了。哈哈不给就算了,就当我没提过意见,以后这种事,别再找我。" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "小贝" } ] }, { "id": "episode_73_chunk_6", "conversations": [ { "from": "白展堂", "value": "啊,今儿太阳打北边儿出来了" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "你来得正好,我的意见你想出来了没有" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "来,你最大的问题就是-- 不爱喝酒" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "湘玉湘玉,你干啥呀你" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "从今天开始,我每天喝一斤酒,我当然知道一斤不算多,但这已经是我的极限了。" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "湘玉你没事吧" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "对我还有意见没有?无双,来的正好,你的意见呢" }, { "from": "祝无双", "value": "我没意见啊,哎,怎么啦" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "你对我的意见啊" }, { "from": "祝无双", "value": "我没意见啊……好吧,你最大的问题就是-- 太在意别人的看法了。" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "你们想要啥我就给啥这样不好吗?蹭吃蹭喝随便,我也不缺那点吃的。涨工钱涨就涨,我也不缺那点钱;干活没有问题,我反正闲着也是闲着;买书,喜欢就买啰,反正也没有几个钱;不唠叨,更容易,我本来就不想唠叨……谁不想做好人啊,每天吃吃喝喝玩玩闹闹的当然开心了。我要不是掌柜的,鬼才懒得管你们" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "湘玉,你是不是觉得,我们喜欢那个湘玉是因为她纵容我们" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "否则还会因为啥啊,当然我也没有她漂亮,那是因为我没有她会打扮;没有情趣没有品味,不会作诗也不会喝酒,不会炒菜也不会拉二胡,那又怎么样?我可以学,可以改嘛" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "改了就不是你自己了" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "可不咋的,人跟人不一样,各有各的好,啊。" }, { "from": "燕小六", "value": "她有她的长处,你有你的短处吗你也有长处" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "我们喜欢她,并不表示我们不喜欢你呀,对不对?" }, { "from": "莫小贝", "value": "对啊,她再好,那也不可能是我嫂子,永远不可能的。" }, { "from": "祝无双", "value": "你对我们来说,是亲人,是整个生活的组成部分" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "而她,充其量不过是朋友,关系再好,那也不可能成为家里人嘛" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "我给你打个比方,她好比是好酒,你是白饭,酒再好,不管饱,饭再淡,一顿都少不了,明白吗?" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "我明白了,谢谢大家啊。既然这样,那就拿来了" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "拿啥啊" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "我那七两二钱银子啊,大嘴?" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "哎呀,妈呀,想吃啥我给你,我给你做去啊。" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "小六,不好意思,麻烦你把我的菜钱给我结了。" }, { "from": "燕小六", "value": "无双,干嘛呢,还不巡街" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "秀才,把那些书赶紧退了去" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "呀,一笔帐没算清楚,满脑子糊涂帐咋的" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "小贝,把那些糖葫芦交出来" }, { "from": "莫小贝", "value": "小郭姐姐,我做功课了啊" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "好好好" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "小郭,那些桌椅板登你不会擦,你不要跑嘛,我还没有说完呢,你跑啥呢,跑啥呢,我跟你说,这个缝里头还有看不见的地方,你都要好好的擦,你听见没有?我要是不擦我才知道你擦得这么不认真……" } ] }, { "id": "episode_73_chunk_7", "conversations": [ { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "等一下,加一床褥子,现在夜里凉" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "我不冷,等冷了再跟你说" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "冷了就该感冒了,闪开。你这个人就是这个样子,一点都不知道爱惜自己的身体。回头冻病了,谁有功夫伺候你试度" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "哎呀,这褥子这么暖和啊" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "我连夜缝的,给我续了好多棉花,睡吧,啊" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "等等,这就想走啊" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "不走,你还想干啥啊" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "聊会儿。湘玉啊,你说我哪儿修来的福气啊,摊上你一个这么好的媳妇?" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "呸,谁是你的媳妇?" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "你!光洞房都进了两次了,还不是我媳妇?" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "那我问你一个问题啊如果当初你同时碰到我和金湘玉,你会选谁?" } ] }, { "id": "episode_73_chunk_8", "conversations": [ { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "哎" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "咋的啦,又写废一张了?" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "本来写得好好的,就差最后一笔了,突然一下感到一种逼人的寒意" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "寒意,这门窗都关着呢,哪有风啊" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "不是风,是一种感觉,是一种油在火上随时爆炸的感觉" } ] }, { "id": "episode_73_chunk_9", "conversations": [ { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "哎呀,说吗说吗,这么简单的问题,需要想这么久?" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "换个问题行吗?" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "不行,你必须得说,而且必须实话实说。要敢骗我,不得好死啊" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "那先说好了啊,我选完以后你不许翻脸。" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "我发誓绝不翻脸,否则头发掉光……你说吗你会选谁啊" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "我会选金镶玉,你说过你不会翻脸的啊" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "我没有翻脸啊,如果当时你同时碰到我和展红陵,你会选谁啊" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "我会选展红陵这你不能怪我,是个男的都得这么选" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "为啥啊,我比她差在哪儿?" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "不是你差,是你综合指数最高,你门门都是八十分以上,是当老婆的最佳人选。但是他们偏科,他们大部份都不及格,但有两门是满分,这多吸引人……" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "哼,满分,吸引人,知道咧,谢谢啊。" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "湘玉,你说过你不翻脸的。" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "我没有翻脸啊。这个褥子是你的吗?那我凭啥不能拿走?" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "湘玉" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "你放心,我说不翻脸就不翻脸,吵架是小孩子玩的把戏,我们是大人了,绝不吵架啊。" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "我刚才是跟你开玩笑呢,我选你还不行吗?" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "哼,好好笑,你要是那么有幽默感,为啥不去写情景喜剧呢?" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "我还是比较钟爱有追求的职业,譬如说跑堂的" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "那就慢慢跑吧,在下失陪" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "湘玉……" } ] }, { "id": "episode_73_chunk_10", "conversations": [ { "from": "白展堂", "value": "哎呀,干啥呢,你……" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "你终于醒了,我在你旁边看了半天了,就是不忍吵醒你" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "不生气啊" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "啊,生气,为啥要生气啊,又不是小孩,你这个人呀" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "哎呀你不生气了就好,你不知道,我昨天晚上翻来覆去的都睡不着。早上了才迷迷糊糊睡过去。以后咱再也不这样了,多伤感情啊" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "这么容易就伤感情了,那咱俩的感情也太不值钱了吧。" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "那倒也是啊,你说,咱俩都经历了生死了,这点事算啥呀。哎,我靴子呢?" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "啊,我刚才帮你洗了" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "洗了?你洗了我穿啥啊。" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "新鞋子" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "喜不喜欢啊" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "喜欢,还是湘玉知道疼人。" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "穿之前必须答应我,无论如何都不许脱下来。" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "我才不脱呢,好不容易有双新鞋。真好……不行,这鞋有点小" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "哎哟,新鞋都小,撑撑就撑大了,来来,我帮你穿这只这只,来来来,使劲。挺漂亮的。" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "不行,不行,实在太小了。小我也穿,绝不辜负你一番心意。" } ] }, { "id": "episode_73_chunk_11", "conversations": [ { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "那就好,好好穿着啊,千万不要让我看见你偷偷的脱鞋。" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "来吃饭了吃饭了,小贝过来,过来你还学会跑堂呢。展堂,吃饭呢" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "噢,来了" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "鞋穿得还习惯吧。" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "习惯,刚开始穿有点挤,现在咋更挤了呢?" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "哎哟,我忘了告诉你了,这双靴子有点缩水汗出得越多,靴子就越小,所有你千万要注意啊,不要让你的脚丫子出汗,啊" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "啊!那我注意吧,来来来,吃饭吧" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "等一下,今天有一个小节目,我特意准备的。" }, { "from": "莫小贝", "value": "那就赶紧的,再不出门可就迟到了。" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "听好了啊,在你最饿的时候,面前有一盘白面馒头,还有一盘馊了的窝头,你会选哪一个?" }, { "from": "莫小贝", "value": "肯定是……白面馒头了。" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "展堂……" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "馊窝头" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "为啥啊" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "因为没有白面馒头了" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "那你心里面想选哪一个啊" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "那跟他们一样,白面馒头呗" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "我劝你慎重啊,选择正确答案能够获得脱靴子的机会" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "馊窝头,就它了!" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "太好了,一个都不许剩下啊,否则就前功尽弃了,吃吧" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "手里呀捧着窝窝头……" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "菜里没有一滴油。" } ] }, { "id": "episode_73_chunk_12", "conversations": [ { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "哎呀,展堂,胃里还难受吗?" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "刚刚吃的全吐了我不是故意想吐的。" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "我知道,一口气吃了那么多还是馊的,真难为你了啊。" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "行了,废话别说了,我这靴子能脱了吗?" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "想脱就脱吧反正我以再也不会送东西给你了" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "你不是说了吗?选择正确答案就可以脱靴子" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "正确答案是馊窝头啊" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "那……" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "只要你不疯不傻不聋不瞎,每个人都会选白面馒头,只有你会选那种答案。哎呀你的品味还真够怪的,我这个正常人确实不能够理解" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "湘玉,我错了,我真知道错了,早知道这样打死我我也不选馊窝头,我也不选她们了" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "你真的知道错了?" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "知道错了,大错特错了" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "你还会不会犯同样的错误啊" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "同类错识绝不再犯,我对天发誓" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "想脱就脱吧。" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "那一会我穿啥啊?" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "要么穿这一双要么光脚,你自己选吧" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "……鞋拿来吧" } ] }, { "id": "episode_73_chunk_14", "conversations": [ { "from": "食客", "value": "来壶酒!" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "哎,来了" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "哎,大嘴!" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "哎哎哎,干啥呀" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "咋的啦,吃你根黄瓜都不行了" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "老白啊,你真不能怨我,掌柜的吩咐过,没有她的允许,任何人不得进食。包括我在内" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "她不在啊,兄弟,我一天都没吃饭了" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "谁说你没……一盘窝头不都你吃了吗?" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "全吐了,现在饿得我直抽抽,赶紧的……" }, { "from": "燕小六", "value": "哎哟,周掌柜,好久不见,病好点没有?" }, { "from": "周掌柜", "value": "肺痨早好了,刚得了肝炎,没什么大病,死不了人" }, { "from": "燕小六", "value": "陈公子,吃好喝好,吃好……" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "六啊,手里拿啥啊,这是" }, { "from": "燕小六", "value": "桂花枣泥云片糕,邱员外的小外甥,特地从苏州给我带来的。" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "六啊,我记得你不爱吃甜食啊" }, { "from": "燕小六", "value": "是,我吃完甜食牙就疼,所以拿来特地给你们的" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "谢谢,还是六儿你仗义" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "谢谢小六,拿来吧。哎呀想吃吗?做梦都想吃那就继续做梦吧,啊。" }, { "from": "燕小六", "value": "老白" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "六啊,我要发财了" }, { "from": "燕小六", "value": "怎么的" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "满眼都是金花了" }, { "from": "燕小六", "value": "那赶紧坐这儿歇会儿吧,站都站不稳了慢慢点儿" } ] }, { "id": "episode_73_chunk_15", "conversations": [ { "from": "白展堂", "value": "真的假的" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "哎呀,你都饿了一天了,再不吃点东西,铁打的身子也受不了啊。" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "湘玉……" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "不要废话了,快点吃吧,啊" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "哎" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "咋呢" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "呸,这啥玩意儿?" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "云片糕啊,邱员外给小六的,小六又送给咱们的呀" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "谁家云片糕是咸的啊,咸死我了" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "忘了告诉你了,给你吃之前,我往上面洒了点盐" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "不吃算了客人还要喝呢" } ] }, { "id": "episode_73_chunk_16", "conversations": [ { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "又咋的啦?" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "昨天晚上那种寒意又来了,而且比昨天晚上的还要厉害相信我,要出事,而且是大事" } ] }, { "id": "episode_73_chunk_17", "conversations": [ { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "不要生气嘛,我也不是故意的。我以为是糖呢" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "这么大人了,盐和糖你分不出来?" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "对不起啊,我到厨房看到两个罐子,看起来都是一模一样的,里面都是白花花的,我一不留神,就做了一个错误的,让我后悔终生的选择" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "湘玉,你说过不翻脸的" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "我没有翻脸啊,我翻脸了吗?" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "行,这回我认了,以后你休想从我这儿得到一句真话!不伺候了,回屋躺着去" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "你还有理了你,白展堂你给我站往,给我站住!" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "哎哎哎,他又怎么招你了?" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "跟你有关系吗?干你的活去!" } ] }, { "id": "episode_73_chunk_18", "conversations": [ { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "就是个假设嘛,开个小玩笑?" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "那你那么当真干什么呢?我真是不知道你是怎么想的。反正我和秀才的这段感情啊,不仅包含了我们两个人,也包含了我们俩走过来的路,一步一个脚印,每一道脚印就象一道强索,把我们俩捆在一起,越捆越紧。而那些没有绳索捆着的人,一阵风吹过就什么都不剩了。什么是缘份,你自己好好想想啰" } ] }, { "id": "episode_73_chunk_19", "conversations": [ { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "哎呀,等一下,等一下。现在夜里凉,多加床褥子啊" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "你这干…什么呢?" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "展堂,昨天的事情是我做的不对,我不应该问那种愚蠢的问题。你的脚还疼不疼呢?" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "你干什么你就直说" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "我就是想看看你的脚嘛" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "脚挺好的" } ] }, { "id": "episode_73_chunk_20", "conversations": [ { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "我以后再也不会捉弄你了我发誓哎呀,你要怎么样才肯相信我嘛" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "那行,那我也问你一个问题" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "问吧" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "如果当初我和老邢同时出现在你面前,你会选谁?" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "老邢!" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "我选的老邢,你不生气啊" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "我生什么气啊,你又没选错,我是贼他是捕头,你不选他选谁啊" } ] }, { "id": "episode_73_chunk_21", "conversations": [ { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "那就说明你心里没有我" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "我心里有你" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "那我选的老邢你为啥不生气?" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "你没有选错我生什么气啊?" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "那就说明你心里就是没有我" } ] }, { "id": "episode_73_chunk_26", "conversations": [ { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "你醒醒秀才,掌柜的快来啊,来人呐" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "要出人命了" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "你醒醒秀才,掌柜的快来啊,来人呐" } ] }, { "id": "episode_73_chunk_29", "conversations": [ { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "好了,这可能是我这辈子写得最好的字,明儿把它裱起来,给你当结婚礼物。" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "不用了,你还是留着给小郭吧" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "你不要,那给无双,无双肯定要" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "呵,你对无双还……那个,没啥感觉了,啊" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "当然没啥感觉了,既然选择了小郭,就应该好好跟她在一块儿娶鸡随鸡娶狗随狗嘛不过,如果能够再重新选择一次的话……" } ] }, { "id": "episode_73_chunk_30", "conversations": [ { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "肯定还是选小郭,是吧" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "那当然选小郭了,但既然是假设,如果我当初两个都娶了呢?" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "可以啊" } ] }, { "id": "episode_73_chunk_31", "conversations": [ { "from": "白展堂", "value": "我心里真的有你,永远都有这样行了吧" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "不要管他" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "跟咱没关系!" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "踢死人不管咱的事情!" } ] }, { "id": "episode_74_chunk_1", "conversations": [ { "from": "女子", "value": "你终于醒了,讨厌,一点正经都没有起来,我要叠被!" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "哎哎哎,我还没穿……哎,我啥时穿上衣服的?" }, { "from": "女子", "value": "你昨天晚上根本就没有脱衣服,还是我给你盖的被子呢。闪开!" }, { "from": "女子", "value": "被子都已经叠好了,哎,去洗个脸我去跟你煎鸡蛋,你是要单面的还是双面的?" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "你是谁啊,我认识你吗?" }, { "from": "女子", "value": "你真讨厌,这种玩笑开一次就够了,老开有什么意思啊" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "谁跟你开玩笑了,真的我认识你吗?" }, { "from": "女子", "value": "你想不想来了?你仔细看看?" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "那,那我就仔细看看了啊,哎呀妈呀" }, { "from": "女子", "value": "想起来了?" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "没想起来你先别着急啊,我这人脑子不大好使,要不你稍微给我个提示?要不然我真记不起来。" }, { "from": "女子", "value": "李大嘴,你真的假的呀?" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "你咋还知道我叫啥呢?" }, { "from": "女子", "value": "那你知道我叫什么吗?" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "你叫啥啊?" }, { "from": "女子", "value": "柳星雨啊" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "柳星雨,没印象" }, { "from": "柳星雨", "value": "昨天晚上,月光,美酒,缘分,你怎么一点都想不起来呢?" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "你先别急,昨天晚上是吧,我想想,昨天晚上" } ] }, { "id": "episode_74_chunk_2", "conversations": [ { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "我跟你讲啊,着急是这个手随心劫,字随手成,知道吗?你看你这个勾啊,勾得太大了,像个脚丫子似的" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "讨厌" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "你说谁讨厌?" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "你呀" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "大嘴,你的喉咙没事吧" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "没事儿,就是你俩稍微注意点啊" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "注意啥啊" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "这大晚上的,当着人你俩就在这儿腻腻歪歪的。还让不让人活了" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "我们学文化,写字不可以啊" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "那你俩就写呗,你俩哼叽啥呀?讨厌,你才讨厌呢,就是讨厌,你最讨厌,你讨厌" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "住口!李大嘴请问你是在向我挑衅吗?啊" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "没有没有,我说得玩儿的,你俩慢慢讨厌啊,我出去转转" }, { "from": "祝无双", "value": "可以啦,啊,扎好马步,气沉丹田,指如疾风,势如闪电!" }, { "from": "莫小贝", "value": "指如疾风,势如闪电" }, { "from": "祝无双", "value": "嗯很好,再来一遍……扎好马步,气沉丹田指如疾如,势如闪电" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "指如疾风,势如闪电,指妯疾风,势如闪电" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "没事儿,你俩接着练" }, { "from": "祝无双", "value": "不好意思啊,你在我们没有办法练" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "为啥啊" }, { "from": "莫小贝", "value": "偷学武功在江湖上是最大的忌讳哟" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "跟我还忌讳啥啊,好像谁稀得学似的" }, { "from": "莫小贝", "value": "你不稀得学,那还赖着不走?" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "哎,我真想找葵花点穴手,我还不如找老白去呢,你知道吧" }, { "from": "祝无双", "value": "好啊,那你去找我师兄啊去啊,去啊,去" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "舒服" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "你倒是舒服了,我呢?就知道空口说白话,哎,行了行了,换我了啊" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "来,你躺下,我给你捏两下" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "哎呀" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "找我有事吗?" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "没事,你俩该干啥干啥,我就随便转转,我那屋让小郭和秀才给占了" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "那你就到院子里转转" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "那个无双正教小贝练功呢,她说不让我靠近,说江湖上忌讳这个,人说跟我有啥忌讳的" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "大嘴啊,你要实在没地儿去,就上屋顶坐会儿啊" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "你俩咋不去呢?你俩以前不都可喜欢上屋顶吗?" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "你不胖吗?" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "我胖我就该去啊" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "你看,这楼上楼上一跑不正好减肥了吗?" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "谁爱去谁去,我不去" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "大嘴啊, 我那儿还有一瓶老白干,你拿去喝去吧,光吃花生米多没劲呐,小酒一喝,小花生米一吃,小风一吹多舒服啊,走走走" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "都不要我,没关系我一个人儿挺好,这么多酒我一人喝老天爷啊,你要那么不待见我,你就别让惠兰出现在我面前,你让她出现你又不让她喜欢我,耍一人好玩是怎么的" } ] }, { "id": "episode_74_chunk_3", "conversations": [ { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "就这样,一杯一杯接一杯,喝着喝着我就晕了,晕着晕着我就睡了,之后的事我就再也想不起来了,我对天发誓。" }, { "from": "柳星雨", "value": "你--!" }, { "from": "柳星雨", "value": "你真是太过分了,好就当一切都没有发生过,对不起,打扰了。" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "哎,你等等,你等等,我就想知道,昨天晚上咱俩到底发生啥事了?" }, { "from": "柳星雨", "value": "李大嘴,你把所有的事情都推在酒的身上,你不觉得,你不觉得可耻吗?" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "我,我可耻,我就算是可耻,可是你也得让我知道我为啥可耻呀?" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "停停停,我都听得烦死了!你可千万别不明不白就走了,这事一定要弄清楚!否则他以后怎么做人呐?" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "是啊,你先坐,先坐啊。你告诉我,昨晚到底发生啥事了是吧?你说清楚,咱俩想想招,看能不能给弥补一下" }, { "from": "柳星雨", "value": "我的心都碎成一片一片的了,你打算怎么补?你拿什么补?" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "秀才------" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "干什么?又不是我问伤了人家的心了,再说了,清官难断家务事。就算不是家务事,我也不是当事人" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "你不是有招嘛,你帮帮忙" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "秀才……" } ] }, { "id": "episode_74_chunk_4", "conversations": [ { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "李大嘴,出息了啊。还学会酒后乱来" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "掌柜的,我没有,我真没有" }, { "from": "柳星雨", "value": "他的确没有" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "谢谢谢谢" }, { "from": "柳星雨", "value": "但是他比乱来更加严重李大嘴,早知道你是这样的人,我是绝对不会跟你搭讪的" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "是你主动跟他搭讪的啊" }, { "from": "柳星雨", "value": "这叫一失足成千古恨啊,我以为,我以为他" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "不哭不哭啊,有我在,一定会给你主持公道的啊看什么看,低下头去" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "跪好了!哎,直起腰,装可怜对我们没用啊" }, { "from": "祝无双", "value": "这位姑娘,我是本镇唯一的捕快祝无双,你心里要有什么委屈尽管说出来,天理公道自在人心,我们绝不会因为跟他很熟揖徇私枉法" }, { "from": "柳星雨", "value": "李大嘴,他是,他是世上最卑鄙最无耻的衣冠禽兽" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "连禽兽都不如那叫两栖动物,比如蛇和蜥蜴啥的" }, { "from": "柳星雨", "value": "住嘴,不允许你这么说我嘴哥" }, { "from": "柳星雨", "value": "嘴哥?" }, { "from": "柳星雨", "value": "在我的心里,他的嘴并不大,所以我叫他嘴哥,在我的心里,他曾经是一个顶天立地的男子汉,但是铁一般的事实证明,那些都是假象,他是一条披着狼皮的羊!噢噢,披着羊皮的狼!" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "行了,姑娘,别光人身攻击了,说点儿具体的" }, { "from": "柳星雨", "value": "你娘,你的这帮朋友,还有你的惠兰,还有那把玄铁菜刀,正面是旺德福,反面是泰瑞宝" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "哎呀妈呀,看来咱俩还真是聊过" }, { "from": "柳星雨", "value": "你想起来了?" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "还是没有,那咱俩聊完之后,没干啥吧" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "终于说到正题了。" }, { "from": "柳星雨", "value": "我们俩一直聊到天亮,然后你迷迷糊糊的就睡着了。然后,我就把他扶进了屋子帮他洗完脸,我又帮他洗完脚,轻轻地给他盖上被子后来我洗洗涮涮一直忙到现在都没有合眼呢……" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "这我就有点听不明白了,那你俩光是聊天的话,你恨他干什吗?" }, { "from": "柳星雨", "value": "他出尔反尔啊,他说他要娶我的" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "我啥时候说娶你了?那就算是我说了那也是酒活,不作数的,妹子" }, { "from": "柳星雨", "value": "酒话是吧,那你喝就喝好了,你干吗还要亲我呢?" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "李大嘴我没想到你还有这手呢?" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "我没有,我真没" }, { "from": "柳星雨", "value": "你还说没有,你---" }, { "from": "柳星雨", "value": "我的脸啊,到现在还是红的" }, { "from": "柳星雨", "value": "看得出来" }, { "from": "柳星雨", "value": "你亲就亲好了,还要赌咒发誓说今生非我娶我,不娶我就不得好死我的个心啊,到现在还是疼的。" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "我还发誓了?我这臭嘴!老天爷老天爷,我错了 ,我真的错了,我再也不敢朝你扔东西了,我求求你饶了我。" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "演演演,我看你再敢演点啥,李大嘴你要是条汉子就要勇于承担责任,我排死你" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "说得出你就要做得到,否则你就别当爷们儿" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "李大嘴我跟你讲,我跟你讲,这事儿,不是装个傻充个楞就能结束的,我跟你讲霹霹!" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "说这些都没有用,好好想想,你以后打算怎么办?" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "啥咋办啊,你说我咋知道咋办呐" }, { "from": "柳星雨", "value": "实在为难就算了,给大家添麻烦了,后会有期" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "哎,不要着急啊,这件事情还有的商量" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "大嘴他还糊涂着呢,我跟你说,等他清醒了一定不会耍赖的" }, { "from": "祝无双", "value": "是啊,大嘴脑子是不太好,可他心很好啊,绝不是你想的那种人啊" }, { "from": "柳星雨", "value": "我看,我看,我还是走吧免得招人烦!" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "姑娘留步" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "你要是不留以后招人烦的就该是他了" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "对啊,而且是一辈子,被我们折磨得求生不得求死不能,要用下辈子来偿还他一时的罪过!" } ] }, { "id": "episode_74_chunk_5", "conversations": [ { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "哎哎,大嘴大嘴,干吗呢,干吗呢?" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "甭管甭管,让他撞你要真后悔就给兄弟撞出点儿血来" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "你个傻玩意儿你真撞啊,让我看看?" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "见血没?" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "没有" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "接着来" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "老白,你说我这是造的啥孽,我招谁惹谁了,你说" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "大嘴啊,我认为做人得知足" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "你看呐,你老抱怨老天爷,这回老天爷一开眼给你一个漂亮媳妇,你还死活不要,我还正想问你你到底是啥意思呢?" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "那我要的是惠兰啊?那别的再漂亮也不行啊" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "你不要人家你抱人家,一抱抱好几个时辰,还亲人家,你干啥呢?" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "那你还亲过无双呢,你要了吗?" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "长得人到是挺漂亮的,气质也还行,身材没敢细看,估计差不多。" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "非常差不了我猜的" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "这么好的条件你还想怎么着?" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "那再好有啥用啊,她不是惠兰啊" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "好,现在是第二个问题,您那惠兰啥时候能回来?" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "不知道啊,你说我要是知道我至于这么难受吗?" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "一边是个漂亮媳妇,啥都不要就要你,一边是贪慕虚荣,对你没有任何兴趣的江湖骗子,啥都要就不要你,哪个更适合你,你自己掂量办吧,走!" } ] }, { "id": "episode_74_chunk_6", "conversations": [ { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "来来来,你先住到这个屋啊,不管你俩以后成不成,饭钱和房钱我都全免了" }, { "from": "柳星雨", "value": "那多不好意思啊" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "来,跟我就不要客气呢,没准以后咱们还能成为一家人呢" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "不是没准,是肯定,大嘴以后要是不娶你啊,我活拔了他的皮" }, { "from": "柳星雨", "value": "没有那个必要了,强扭的瓜不甜,我是不会强迫他的" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "你也不要这么悲观,你俩还是有一线希望的" }, { "from": "柳星雨", "value": "你不用劝我了,我也不是第一天闯荡江湖,从他的眼神里边,我已经看到结果了" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "那也未必,你想,你俩都是单身,而且对彼此都有好感喽" }, { "from": "柳星雨", "value": "那是曾经,曾经有好感,也许这就叫有缘无分吧" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "这样好了,我问你一个问题啊,你都喜欢他什么呀" }, { "from": "柳星雨", "value": "他诚实,豪爽,最重要的是他心地善良" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "噢,呵呵" }, { "from": "柳星雨", "value": "哎,这些不是假象吧" }, { "from": "祝无双", "value": "不是不是,大嘴确实是一个好人" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "不是一般的好,从他那个长相你就能看出来吧特别有安全感笑啥" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "那个他要是直娶你,你会嫁吗?" }, { "from": "柳星雨", "value": "啊,怎么了,有问题吗?" }, { "from": "祝无双", "value": "你们俩刚认识一个晚上,而且就只是聊聊天,你就以身相许,有点不太能理解啊" }, { "from": "柳星雨", "value": "这就更加说明了,我跟大嘴的缘分是天注定的,最关键的是,我自己心里很清楚,我不是一时的冲动,总之呢,他娶,我就嫁。他不娶,我就走。大不了孤独一生,反正这一辈子我是不会嫁给别人了" } ] }, { "id": "episode_74_chunk_7", "conversations": [ { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "你们俩来得正好,长话短说,这件事情,打算怎么办?" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "该怎么办就怎么办,大嘴要是想娶那他就娶,他要不想娶,咱总不能赶鸭子上架吧" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "这事儿,得尊重当事人的意见" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "当事我,是指酒后失德的李大嘴,还是无辜受骗的柳星雨啊" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "你这什么态度啊,又不是我酒后失德了当我没说,当我没说" }, { "from": "祝无双", "value": "可柳姑娘真的很可怜呢,我还有师兄罩着,她连师兄都没有,被人骗了,也不知道找谁哭诉去也当我没说啰" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "要不先这样啊,我跟展堂先去打探一下,如果柳姑娘确实是出身清白,咱们再做大嘴的工作也不迟吗。走" } ] }, { "id": "episode_74_chunk_8", "conversations": [ { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "柳姑娘没事没事,你坐啊,你在这住得还习惯吧" }, { "from": "柳星雨", "value": "他一定不肯对不对?" }, { "from": "柳星雨", "value": "他一定是不肯,不然你们不会是这种表情。我就知道,这世上没有白吃的午餐,本来想蹭顿盒饭,结果连白开水都得自己买单" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "柳姑娘你先别激动啊,我们俩还啥都没说呢。" }, { "from": "柳星雨", "value": "你不用说了,他不肯就算了,当我从来没有认识过他,后会有期" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "哎,我还没有说完我呢,大嘴倒不是不肯" }, { "from": "柳星雨", "value": "那他就是肯喽" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "呃,也不是肯" }, { "from": "柳星雨", "value": "那到底是肯还是不肯呐" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "不是不肯也不是肯,现在这是肯不肯的问题啊,只要我们肯,他肯也得肯不肯也得肯" }, { "from": "柳星雨", "value": "那到底是肯还是不肯呢?" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "#¥%,呵,现在咱先不说这个啊,我们俩这次来啊,主要是想问问你,天凉了,需不需要加被褥啊。嫌冷就说话啊" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "呵,柳姑娘,你是打哪儿来呀" }, { "from": "柳星雨", "value": "你,你是想探我的底?" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "哎没有呀,我只是随便的问一问,不要太敏感啊" }, { "from": "柳星雨", "value": "不用解释了,我知道你人怀疑我,你们爱怎么怀疑就怎么怀疑,这是你们的权利,江湖险恶,不得不防啊。江湖这么大,何处是我家我想有个家,一个不需要多大的地方我,我连这点小小的愿望都实现不了,你说我做人是不是很失败?掌柜姐姐" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "你还是叫我湘玉姐,大家都这么叫" }, { "from": "柳星雨", "value": "湘玉姐姐,我真的好苦啊湘玉姐姐,我的个心啊,还是疼的呀" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "噢,不疼不疼,啊,女人嘛,在得到幸福前总得很经受这些考验,否则,怎么是女人呢,啊" } ] }, { "id": "episode_74_chunk_17", "conversations": [ { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "柳姑娘,你在等人呀" }, { "from": "柳星雨", "value": "没有没有,你找我有事啊" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "我到现在还不知道你是从哪儿来的" }, { "from": "柳星雨", "value": "你呆会就知道了。" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "嗯?" }, { "from": "柳星雨", "value": "我的意思是说,我还没有想好怎么跟你们说" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "这个还用想吗?" }, { "from": "柳星雨", "value": "湘玉姐,你不是我,你不能明白,这种人在江湖身不由己的感觉,湘玉姐" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "好好好 ,不疼不疼啊,你想说就说,不想说就算了,没有关系的啊,不哭了。" }, { "from": "柳星雨", "value": "白大哥" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "别动,这招对她管用,对我没用" }, { "from": "柳星雨", "value": "你什么意思啊" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "你知道我什么意思" }, { "from": "柳星雨", "value": "我不明白" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "水缸旁边那一摊白色粉未小郭说是你洒的" }, { "from": "柳星雨", "value": "是又怎么样?" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "如果有没有猜错的话,那个就是传说中的九香边魂散吧" }, { "from": "柳星雨", "value": "错,那是我治嗓子的药" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "是吗?那好,我这儿有一包你拿去尝尝,放心,这都是面上的一层,一点都不脏" }, { "from": "柳星雨", "value": "你凭什么怀疑我?我在你眼里就那么不堪吗?我看,我还是走算了,免得在这儿受这份窝囊气,你转告嘴哥,我和他,来生再见" } ] }, { "id": "episode_74_chunk_18", "conversations": [ { "from": "柳星雨", "value": "就凭你这句话,我故意把一切事情都告诉你。" }, { "from": "柳星雨", "value": "对, 是六扇门,那包白粉的确是迷魂散,我要嫁人了,留着它也没有什么用,所以这两天我一直吞吞吐吐的就是因为这个,你们现在满意了吧。" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "满意,满意了吧,六扇门啊。" } ] }, { "id": "episode_74_chunk_21", "conversations": [ { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "小郭,来来来,赶紧帮我把这洗了吧" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "你,这咋湿了一大片,什么呀" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "眼泪,柳姑娘的,她哭得到是高兴,堵着楼道死活不肯放人,我说饿了去弄点吃的才逃了出来,快帮我洗一洗啊。" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "哎哎哎,你俩聊这么久,就抱头痛哭来着?" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "正事也聊了,比如说身世" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "身世?" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "她的身世一点也没有说,我的身世倒被她打听得一清二楚" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "事到如今,我可以百分之百的确定,这个柳姑娘身上,绝对有猫腻儿" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "你说你说,坐下来" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "我跟你们说啊,这柳……干啥呢,你们俩,我知道你们俩不爱听,不爱听我也说,大嘴的幸福是其次,大家的安全才是第一啊,你们发现没有,这柳姑娘走路没声" }, { "from": "柳星雨", "value": "那是因为我练过轻功" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "这不柳姑娘吗?啥风给你吹来的?" }, { "from": "柳星雨", "value": "没关系,你继续说啊,你不把话就清楚,嘴哥也不会娶我的,说吧" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "柳姑娘会轻功是吧" }, { "from": "柳星雨", "value": "曾经练过,不过没有你强,我走路都是惦着脚走的,你不惦着脚也可以不发出声响,真是高手中的高手啊" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "呃,柳姑娘来的时候是夜里吧" }, { "from": "柳星雨", "value": "是啊,我喜欢赶夜路,因为一抬头我就能看到月亮。明亮,皎洁的月亮,高高地挂在空中,我走到哪儿,它就跟到哪儿。对我来说,它就是一个忠诚无比的守护者。这么多年来,一直默默地关心着,爱护着我,我相信,在每个女孩子的心中,都藏着这样一个守护者" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "只要坚持只要努力,你一定会找到新的守护者,相信我,没错的" } ] }, { "id": "episode_74_chunk_22", "conversations": [ { "from": "柳星雨", "value": "还是我来洗吧,是我弄脏的" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "不用,你哭你的,你是客人嘛" }, { "from": "柳星雨", "value": "我不是客人啊,你不是说跟我是好姐妹的吗?难道你是骗我的?" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "不是,你想洗就洗吧,以前洗过没有啊" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "好好好 ,你坐到这儿,我不打搅你了,你忙啊。" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "柳姑娘,你在干什么?" }, { "from": "柳星雨", "value": "噢,我在打水" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "我帮你打好了,你刚才洒的是什么东西啊,好难闻" }, { "from": "柳星雨", "value": "是,是治嗓子的药,我爱哭嘛,嗓子哭坏掉了,所以就拿它来润润嗓子,我刚刚正准备喝着,然后就洒掉了" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "那对不起以示起啊,那个,柳姑娘,我这两天嗓子也不太舒服,你那儿还有没有" }, { "from": "柳星雨", "value": "最后一包了,不过没有关系的嘛,我再去配,这是最普通的药了。" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "那好那好,你把药方给我,我帮你配" }, { "from": "柳星雨", "value": "不可能,这是祖传的秘方,不可意思" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "你刚才不是说是最普通的药嘛" }, { "from": "柳星雨", "value": "哎,这个药材是普通的,但是配方是绝秘,我可是对祖宗牌位发过誓,如果说出去,就天打雷劈" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "那算了算了算了,那你有什么需要尽管说啊,千万不要跟我客气啊,那你慢慢洗" } ] }, { "id": "episode_74_chunk_23", "conversations": [ { "from": "柳星雨", "value": "你那包迷魂散呢?" }, { "from": "柳星雨妹妹", "value": "没啦,我这次出来就带了一包,你那不是还有一包嘛" }, { "from": "柳星雨", "value": "你那包用哪儿去了?" }, { "from": "柳星雨妹妹", "value": "嗨,刚才路上几个人冲我吹口哨,我一生气我就……" }, { "from": "柳星雨", "value": "哎呀,有没有搞错,二十两银子哎,你把它用在路人甲的身上,你钱多得没地方花了是不是" }, { "from": "柳星雨妹妹", "value": "急什么呀,我们不是马上就要发大财了吗?" }, { "from": "柳星雨", "value": "嘘,现在情况很麻烦,而且相当麻烦" }, { "from": "柳星雨妹妹", "value": "那我们就回家好了,哎呀,回家前可以先到九寨沟玩两天,听说那儿来了个新的马戏团,走走走" }, { "from": "柳星雨", "value": "哎呀,站住!来都来了,就这么走了" }, { "from": "柳星雨妹妹", "value": "你不是说很麻烦嘛,这钱是永远赚不够的,为了这么点钱,冒这么大的险值得吗?" }, { "from": "柳星雨", "value": "你知道这个店里有多少钱吗?喜欢看马戏是吧,干玩这一票,你就可以买一个马戏团" }, { "from": "柳星雨妹妹", "value": "那还是算了吧,我还是更想开个首饰店" }, { "from": "柳星雨", "value": "随便随便,只要熬过这两天,你可以拥有任何你想要的东西" }, { "from": "柳星雨妹妹", "value": "包括自由?你不是说过总有一天让我单飞的吗?" }, { "from": "柳星雨", "value": "现在还不是时候" }, { "from": "柳星雨妹妹", "value": "那还是算了,我还是去看戏吧" }, { "from": "柳星雨", "value": "好好好 ,只要干完这一票,就让你去单飞,啊。" }, { "from": "柳星雨妹妹", "value": "那你需要我干嘛呀?" }, { "from": "柳星雨", "value": "他们已经开始怀疑我了,本来我是想用迷魂散把他们搞定,结果出了一点岔子,现在,你帮我弄两样东西,第一是迷魂散,第二证件,你是上黑市买也好,还是伪造也好,反正呀,能证明我的身份就行了" }, { "from": "柳星雨妹妹", "value": "证件是没问题,这迷魂散" }, { "from": "柳星雨", "value": "好好好,你先去弄证件,迷魂散,过两天再说,啊,快去快去" } ] }, { "id": "episode_74_chunk_26", "conversations": [ { "from": "柳星雨", "value": "这两天麻烦大家了" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "柳姑娘要不你再多住两天,也给我们点时间好好劝劝他啊" }, { "from": "柳星雨", "value": "不用劝了,他都已经决定了,婚姻本来就是两个人的事情,别人再帮忙,得到了,心里也不会舒服的,各位保重吧,后会有期" }, { "from": "柳星雨", "value": "慢走啊,柳姑娘保重啊" }, { "from": "柳星雨", "value": "只有干粮啊" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "啊,对,我这还有十文钱,你拿着,千万别跟我客气啊" }, { "from": "柳星雨", "value": "只有十文钱?" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "啊,对,我这还有最后八文钱了,给你凑个吉利数,十八要发" }, { "from": "柳星雨", "value": "就只有这么多了吗?" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "哎呀我跟你说,我最近手头有点儿紧,要不我给你打个欠条?最多不能超过二二二钱了" }, { "from": "柳星雨", "value": "死胖子,抱都抱了,还想怎么着?难道真的是我魅力不行,事到如今,只好用绝招了,老娘就不信,搞不定你这个嘴哥,天凉了,记得多盖床被子,你要是病了,我会心疼的。" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "哎,等等你干粮忘拿了" }, { "from": "柳星雨", "value": "你自己留着当夜宵吧" } ] }, { "id": "episode_74_chunk_27", "conversations": [ { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "哎哎哎,给我半根来" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "想吃自己洗去,没功夫伺候你" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "你也真是,你说她生我气应该的,你们生我气那犯得着吗?" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "这么好的媳妇他不要,不知道他寻思啥呢?" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "哎,兄弟我还就是除了惠兰谁都不要" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "不要就不要呗,以后当一辈子王老五也没人管你" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "当就当,我的事不用别人操心" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "大嘴,我问你啊,就她刚刚抱你那一下你有感觉吗?" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "没感觉,我有感觉吗?" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "又没抱我,我有啥感觉?" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "我是说无双抱你那次" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "嘘嘘嘘,我还想多活两天呢!" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "你就说有没有感觉吧" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "没有那是不可能的" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "还是的,明明有感觉还不能在一块儿,那跟我有啥区别。" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "那以比吗?人家跟小郭啥关系,你跟惠兰啥关系!" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "人都走了就这有啥用啊" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "你现在追还来得及,再不追可一辈子都没机会了" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "你不是说没钱了吗?" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "最后一文了,这么着,我扔了钱,要正面朝上我就去追,那要背面呢,那就只能怪老天爷没给咱这缘分了" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "扔扔扔扔扔" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "再来" }, { "from": "祝无双", "value": "不好了,不好了,柳姑娘出事了,赶紧出去看看!" } ] }, { "id": "episode_75_chunk_4", "conversations": [ { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "咋的啦" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "上吊,未遂,幸亏发现得畅" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "你看那脖子,都让绳子勒成什么样了?" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "她她她咋说不清呢?我不跟她说了我心里有别人了嘛?" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "心里有别人,那你还跟人家喝着小酒,调着小情" }, { "from": "祝无双", "value": "出了事就不管不顾的,把责任都往女孩子身上推,哎你有没有人性啊" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "这事儿也不能全怪大嘴最多只能负百分之九十九的责任" }, { "from": "柳星雨", "value": "不怪嘴哥,不怪嘴哥,都是我自己傻,是我,是我死缠着人家不放。这不是典型的一哭二闹三上吊吗。" }, { "from": "祝无双", "value": "你先躺好,没事了,大嘴他已经答应娶你了" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "对" }, { "from": "柳星雨", "value": "真的,我不是在作梦吧" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "我没有……" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "你掐我干啥呀我又没说不娶。" }, { "from": "柳星雨", "value": "嘴哥,你千万不要勉强啊,我不是想逼你的,我本来是想静悄悄的离开人世,我不想麻烦大家的" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "多好的姑娘啊,你坐这儿听着" }, { "from": "柳星雨", "value": "我下次一定小注意,我找个偏僻点的地方,再找个利索点的死法……" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "行了,行了,行了,差不多得了啊,我既然答应娶你了,我就绝不反悔,这辈子是福是祸是好是坏就这么着吧" } ] }, { "id": "episode_75_chunk_5", "conversations": [ { "from": "燕小六", "value": "正好,你们大家伙都在呢,老白,过来说话。来点水。最近有点不太平,大家伙一定要小心。" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "咋呢,又闹山贼呢" }, { "from": "燕小六", "value": "不是山贼,是乌贼,心肠比山贼还黑,最近四处作案,专挑大户人家下手。" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "怕啥呢,我们又不是大户人家" }, { "from": "燕小六", "value": "那你们也得小心,据受害者回忆,这是个女贼,手段非常高明,先利用美色谎称要嫁进来,骗取户主对其的信任,然后呢,再用迷药把所有人都放倒,最后,把店里的东西洗劫一空。最可气的是,事后竟然没有人记得她的嘛模样" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "这种迷药就九香迷魂散" }, { "from": "燕小六", "value": "你怎么知道的?" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "我这儿还有半包,要不你尝尝" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "干什么玩意儿!不是个女贼吗,我是女的吗?" }, { "from": "燕小六", "value": "据现场的脚印来看,她还应该有个帮手,不是你吧。" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "是我,我不打自招我有病啊" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "先把刀放下,放下。你刚才说的那个女贼,很有可能就在我们店里" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "坐下坐下,要抓随时都能抓,咱先搞清楚几个问题啊。第一,我们不是大户,她为什么要盯上我们,第二,她为什么要对大嘴下手;第三,如果她有同伙,她的同伙在哪儿;第四,如果她真是贼的话,咱们怎么向大嘴交待?" } ] }, { "id": "episode_75_chunk_9", "conversations": [ { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "来,吃苹果,呵呵" }, { "from": "柳星雨", "value": "你怎么吃皮啊" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "以前都这样,我娘吃苹果我吃皮" }, { "from": "柳星雨", "value": "看得出来你还蛮孝顺的嘛" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "以后我对你会像对我娘一样好的啊,呵呵,哎呀,在没决定娶你之前呢,我一直拿不定主意,这下好了,你帮我把主意拿了。呵呵呵实话说吧,在没决定之前呢,我心里一直很矛盾,这决定之后呢,一下子就踏实了。我觉得人生有目标了,不像以前那么没着没落的了,感觉非常旺德福" }, { "from": "柳星雨", "value": "旺德福?" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "正面旺德福,反面泰瑞宝,我身上最值钱的也就只有它了。这么着,过两天呢,把它给当了,当了之后呢,给你打两件首饰,啊。来,再吃一块" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "看来大嘴这回动了真情了" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "早不动晚不动偏偏现在动。我说你也是,燕小六,别喝了!你怎么不早就呢?" }, { "from": "燕小六", "value": "我也是刚刚接到通知,再者说了,是你们自己个儿警惕性不高,怪得了谁" }, { "from": "燕小六", "value": "这个……那女的武功怎么样?" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "轻功不错,其它的就不知道了。总之比你强" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "哎,客官,您打尖住店还是吃面?" }, { "from": "女子", "value": "住店,有空房吗?" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "有,要几间有几间,楼上请" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "这女的八成是同伙她跟柳姑娘用的是同一个品牌的香粉,而且鞋的款式一模一样,最重要的是,她们俩练的是同一种轻功,走路都是惦着脚" }, { "from": "燕小六", "value": "这回就行了。帮我照顾好我七舅姥和他三外甥女" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "小六,大白天你拿刀干啥呀?" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "小六一直不就这样吗?一惊一乍的?" }, { "from": "燕小六", "value": "楼上那女的" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "是大嘴他未婚妻,长得特漂亮等结婚的时候别忘了过来喝喜酒啊" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "老白,老白,还没定呢低调,我娘还没看着呢,掌柜的,那个我想明天请个假" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "准假,行了,这边没有你啥事了,该干啥干啥去吧。" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "行,那我先去了" }, { "from": "燕小六", "value": "你又怎么的了,你拽我干嘛?" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "凡事都得讲证据,现在动手就等于打草惊蛇,弄不好就会鸡飞蛋打" }, { "from": "燕小六", "value": "可我就怕她们给跑了!" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "跑不了,她们既然来了,总不至于空手而回吧,来来来这边这边,你先回去,没事啊,你在这她们不敢动手!这样,有任何情况我们都通知你,向你汇报,行了吧" }, { "from": "燕小六", "value": "这还差不多" } ] }, { "id": "episode_75_chunk_10", "conversations": [ { "from": "柳月云", "value": "姐" }, { "from": "柳星雨", "value": "你怎么来了?刚刚没有人发现你吧" }, { "from": "柳月云", "value": "放心吧,我是来这儿住店的,就住在隔壁,随时准备接应你,这是九香迷魂散,十个人的量" }, { "from": "柳月云", "value": "姐,你怎么啦,没事儿吧" }, { "from": "柳星雨", "value": "没事,你有什么事啊" }, { "from": "柳月云", "value": "你不会是想打退堂鼓了吧" }, { "from": "柳星雨", "value": "我只觉得这笔买卖不太好赚。" }, { "from": "柳月云", "value": "这才叫挑战呢,你忘记了,这个机会,我们等了多少年啊。" }, { "from": "柳星雨", "value": "可他们现在已经怀疑我了。" }, { "from": "柳月云", "value": "你怎么知道?" }, { "from": "柳星雨", "value": "直觉。反正不能再干了,咱们换一家吧你想天下这么多有钱人家换谁家不行啊" }, { "from": "柳月云", "value": "你是不是怕了盗圣了?" }, { "from": "柳星雨", "value": "那可是贼祖宗啊。" }, { "from": "柳月云", "value": "一碗迷魂汤喝下去我让他叫我祖宗,等等老姐,你是不是心软了?是不是因为那个死胖子?" }, { "from": "柳星雨", "value": "那个胖子,心肠真的不错,我就怕干完这一票,他以后不好做人了。再说,他已经够辛苦的啦。" }, { "from": "柳月云", "value": "老姐,这笔买卖,它不光是钱的问题,这要是做成了,我们就名震江湖了,弄不好,还能名垂武侠史呢。" }, { "from": "柳星雨", "value": "这些虚名真的对你那么重要?" }, { "from": "柳月云", "value": "那当然了,要不然我为什么要干这行啊,别的就不说了,我们俩练那轻功吃了多少苦啊,这些年都白熬啦?就为了那么一个只会空口说白话的死胖子,值得吗?" } ] }, { "id": "episode_75_chunk_11", "conversations": [ { "from": "柳星雨", "value": "没想到你刀功还不错嘛" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "你咋起来啊,快快快赶紧回屋躺着去。" }, { "from": "柳星雨", "value": "没事没事" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "还说没事呢,你看脖子上红印还在呢。你找我心疼啊" }, { "from": "柳星雨", "value": "现在啊,不碰就不疼了,疼我会告诉你的。我帮你做点什么?" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "不用不用,你嘴哥别的不行做饭还行,这点忙不用你帮,以后啊,所有的活都我干了啊" }, { "from": "柳星雨", "value": "那我做什么?" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "你,你就逛逛街看看戏,吃吃喝喝玩玩乐乐的,只要不干活啥都行" }, { "from": "柳星雨", "value": "你不怕把我宠坏了?" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "你嫁给我本来就够苦的,你说我再逼着你干这干那的日子还咋过呀?" }, { "from": "柳星雨", "value": "没想到你还是个模范丈夫啊" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "啥模范丈夫啊,我要真是个模范丈夫我就多赚好多好多钱,我让你想买啥买啥,想穿啥穿啥" }, { "from": "柳星雨", "value": "不用了,我觉得现在这个样子啊,就挺好的了。" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "行了,你就别安慰我了,你先回去啊,想吃啥你提前告诉我啊。咱穿的跟不上,吃的管够。" }, { "from": "柳星雨", "value": "我来端过去" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "端一次成规矩,以后都得你端了,那帮人刁着呢,我来,早回去休息啊。" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "跟你有啥关系,该干啥干啥去。" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "哎呀,哎呀,咋说着说着,还脸红了。" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "你干啥呢,说啥呢" } ] }, { "id": "episode_75_chunk_12", "conversations": [ { "from": "柳月云", "value": "不会吧,传说中的盗圣啊,这么容易就趴下了,说出去谁信呀。哎,哪位是关中大侠啊。" }, { "from": "柳星雨", "value": "别废话了,我跟你讲,我们赶快动手,天亮之前必须撤!" }, { "from": "柳月云", "value": "那从哪开始啊" }, { "from": "柳星雨", "value": "你上楼,主要是搜佟掌柜那个屋,我到后面几间云搜,快快快" }, { "from": "祝无双", "value": "怎么样,要不要动手,我去通知小六" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "千万不要去,她知道展堂是盗圣,小六来了,逮回去一审,还不翻了天了" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "先看看再说,我就是不知道她们是冲什么来了,如果冲钱咱这没有啊,冲有刚才就应该动手,太奇怪了。" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "会不会是冲我来的,肯定不会,你说我说一破厨子,又老又丑又没钱,人家凭啥呀" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "哎哎哎,大嘴,你没事吧" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "我有啥事,我挺好的我没事。我就是真没想到她真是个贼啊" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "嘘,先不要难过嘛,再坏的贼也有回头的可能。" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "掌柜的你别安慰我了,我知道自个儿的份量。" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "嘘,有动静" }, { "from": "柳星雨", "value": "这死胖子,真本事没有,花言巧语倒是一套一套的。" }, { "from": "柳星雨", "value": "自言自语,找到没有?" }, { "from": "柳月云", "value": "那个屋子里边,除了几个古董花瓶,就只有这七八两碎银子,还有一些假冒伪劣的首饰" }, { "from": "柳星雨", "value": "行了,撤吧" }, { "from": "柳月云", "value": "要撤你撤,都进行到这份上了,难道前功尽弃啊" }, { "from": "柳星雨", "value": "月云,真的算了吧,我不想让他知道的。咱们走吧,姐求你了。" }, { "from": "柳月云", "value": "要走你走,这可是盗圣的宝藏,多少人做梦都梦不到,眼看就要到手了,傻瓜才会半途而废呢" }, { "from": "柳星雨", "value": "哎,我的话你听是不听啊。" }, { "from": "柳月云", "value": "好,我可以不动手,但是你必需告诉我,这个死胖子到底哪里好?" }, { "from": "柳星雨", "value": "这个死胖子是不好,又穷又笨又丑……可是,可是他的心肠是的确好,我闯荡江湖这么多年,只有他赶忙对我好,而且他并不是因为我长得怎么样" }, { "from": "柳月云", "value": "别逗了,如果你当初被毁了容,他还会对你这么好吗?鬼才信呢。" }, { "from": "柳星雨", "value": "我信,只要他答应过,他就一定会" }, { "from": "柳月云", "value": "好吧,这可是盗圣的宝藏呀" }, { "from": "柳星雨", "value": "你想干什么?" }, { "from": "柳月云", "value": "来都来了,拔根头发总可以吧,好歹也是贼祖宗。留个纪念吧,走" }, { "from": "柳星雨", "value": "哎,那些银子不能拿的" }, { "from": "柳月云", "value": "总共才七八两银子,光是迷魂散我们俩就搭进去好几十两,总得考虑一下成本问题吧。" }, { "from": "柳星雨", "value": "你把这些银子拿了,他们会把这个帐算在他的头上,月云,我求你了,你把银子送回云吧,然后顺便把屋子收拾干净,姐陪你云啊,求求你了,走走走" } ] }, { "id": "episode_75_chunk_13", "conversations": [ { "from": "柳月云", "value": "你们----醒了?" }, { "from": "柳星雨", "value": "噢,你们刚刚喝了好多酒,我以为你们要睡到明天呢,这是我妹妹。" }, { "from": "柳月云", "value": "大家好,我叫柳月云,请多多关照。后会有期,后会有期" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "哎哎,站住" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "别着急起啊,坐下聊会儿。" }, { "from": "祝无双", "value": "坐坐坐" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "柳姑娘,坐。你们俩刚才的话我们全听见了" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "但是你们不用害怕,我不想跟你们动手" }, { "from": "柳月云", "value": "切,是不想动手还是不敢动手?" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "还敢吗?" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "你姐在下药之前,展堂早已把迷魂散掉了一个包,真正的迷魂散在这儿呢" }, { "from": "柳星雨", "value": "事已至此,要杀要剐悉听尊便!" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "先不说那些了,是谁告诉你们,我们这儿有盗圣的宝藏!" }, { "from": "柳星雨", "value": "白三娘" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "你们认识我娘?" }, { "from": "柳星雨", "value": "不认识,不过我听到他跟别人对话,说她儿子是盗圣,宝贝在这个地方。" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "她原话是什么样的?" }, { "from": "柳月云", "value": "她说‘老郭啊,见着我儿子啦’" }, { "from": "柳星雨", "value": "‘见着了,堂堂盗圣,名不虚传啊’" }, { "from": "柳月云", "value": "你娘又说了‘你闺女还是不肯回家呀’" }, { "from": "柳星雨", "value": "‘不回就不回吧,她的宝贝在那儿呢’" }, { "from": "柳月云", "value": "你娘又说了‘我儿子的宝贝,也在那旮旯呢" }, { "from": "柳星雨", "value": "所以,我们就过来了。" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "知道我的宝贝在哪儿吗?就是她,你偷得走吗?" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "我的宝贝啊,在这儿呢,你偷一个试试?我就是老郭他女儿,耶" }, { "from": "柳星雨", "value": "原来是这个样子的,闹了个大笑话。" }, { "from": "燕小六", "value": "都点住了,带回衙门候审,走!" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "小六六,呀,先不要着急嘛,喝杯茶再走" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "噢,对对以,喝杯茶,甜的。没事儿,喝吧喝吧" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "葵花解穴手,放了你们可以,但是有一个条件,在一个月之内,你们把在全世界偷来的东西都给我还清。" }, { "from": "柳星雨", "value": "否则……" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "否则你一辈子都是贼,碰到再好的男人也不敢嫁,改邪归正这个道理我想你应该明白吧" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "最主要的是你们已经露了相了,以后再敢做案抓你们跟玩儿似的" }, { "from": "柳星雨", "value": "我知道该怎么做了" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "你呢" }, { "from": "柳月云", "value": "错了错了。" } ] }, { "id": "episode_75_chunk_14", "conversations": [ { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "一路好走啊,路上小心,有时间再来,大嘴送送,大嘴送送" }, { "from": "柳月云", "value": "姐,我在前面等你。" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "哎,你以后还会再回来吗?" }, { "from": "柳星雨", "value": "不会了,你挺好的,不过不合适我" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "你不用说那么诚恳吧,呵呵呵" }, { "from": "柳星雨", "value": "你是好人,一定会有好报的,我祝你,早日找到惠兰。" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "希望,也祝你一路顺风,干粮你拿着,啊。" }, { "from": "柳星雨", "value": "又是干粮啊?" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "啊,对,我这还有把菜刀,我已经身无分文了。也就这个还能送得出手。" }, { "from": "柳星雨", "value": "我又不是厨子我要它干什么?" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "让你拿着你就拿着呗,留个纪念。" }, { "from": "柳星雨", "value": "我有纪念品,从来没有人给我削过苹果,你是第一个,我希望不是最后一个" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "肯定不是,要不,你也拔根头发给我留个纪念?哎呀不用,跟我开玩笑的,呵呵呵" }, { "from": "柳星雨", "value": "嘴哥,我偷过东西我觉得自己的东西不干净,你跟我来你看那个月亮,它是我最宝贵最干净的东西……归你了。后会有期……" } ] }, { "id": "episode_75_chunk_15", "conversations": [ { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "下次我带你去那个地方,挺好玩的" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "好看吗?" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "好看,多凄美的井水呀。" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "除了水呢?" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "多沧桑的井啊" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "除了井呢" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "多透明的冷空气呀,你在看什么呢" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "月亮" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "月亮在天上你望井干啥呢?" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "望天上看我仰脖子多累啊" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "喔,人都走了三四天了大嘴,你觉得有意思没意思呀?" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "咱先不说那个,你就说,那柳姑娘对我,真有没有点那意思?" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "没有/吕轻候:有" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "不是,大嘴啊,你说你,人家都走了,你说你现在问这个有什么意义没有?你不给自己找不自在吗?" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "不是,我就想问清楚点儿,要不然我这心里不踏实。" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "我觉得有,为什么呢?人家为了你都金盆洗手了。" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "那她们为什么还走呢?" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "她,还有惠兰。她嘴上说得好听,你是个好男人,说完之后扭身就走,连个分手的拥抱都没有。" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "这就说明啊,人家本来就跟你不是一路人。" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "那你和秀才就是一路人呐?" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "我们情况不一样,我跟芙妹呀有很多共同点的。" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "比如呢?" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "比如芙妹爱练武功,我爱写武功啊。芙妹爱动手我也爱动手……写字啊。" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "那我还爱动手做饭呢!" } ] }, { "id": "episode_75_chunk_16", "conversations": [ { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "哎,这水里的月亮啊,漂亮是漂亮,一碰就碎了。" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "小时候啊,我喜欢我家邻村一姑娘,有一天一大早我就整了束花我去看她去,结果连面都没见着,人家隔门给我来了句‘癞蛤蟆想吃天鹅肉’。" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "我也经历过这种事儿。" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "感觉咋样?" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "感觉良好啊。我是门里的那位,不好意思啊。" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "其实啊,经过那件事我就应该明白了。男女之间的关系,就跟你俩玩的游戏差不多。线在谁手里并不重要,重要的是谁挑最后一根。" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "什么意思啊" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "谁主动谁就输呗。你就说那柳姑娘,一开始,哭着喊着让我娶她,我答应了,结果怎么样?" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "别逗了,明明就是两码事,人家原来就没打算嫁给你" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "我不跟你说了,跟你没共同语言。" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "好好你说你说,我们保证不打岔啊。" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "她,还有惠兰,为啥一个个都走了,都没留住?最大的原因就在我身上,兄弟归根结底还是不够坏。" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "这个坏具体是指什么?" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "冷漠,残酷,爱搭不理。你就说老白,他以前对掌柜的爱搭不理吧,结果怎么样?还有你,你以前对无双不也爱搭不理吗?结果怎么样?" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "大嘴说的不是我说的!" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "还是那句话,男人不坏女人不爱,要想姑娘喜欢你,你就得坏。" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "照你这么说,你扇我两嘴巴,踹我两脚我就芳心暗许了?" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "不能够,朋友妻不可欺这我知道,再说,我对你这样的没兴趣。" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "那就无双好了,人家又漂亮又没主而且近水楼台哦。" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "千万不要乱来啊。试试是可以就是不能太过火了,否则老白跟他急" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "大嘴,咱说好了,只要你能让无双给你做件衣服,我就输了,但前提条件是你不许向她要。" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "那我不向她要她咋知道送我衣服,她不送我鞋荷包啥的?" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "那鞋和荷包也行啊,只要是她亲手做的就行。我输了,无双就归你,还有这根簪子。" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "那要是大嘴输了呢?" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "秀才归你,还有我那床被子。我要是输了,我亲手抱你屋去。" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "一言为定喽" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "一言为定!" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "这什么乱七八糟的?" } ] }, { "id": "episode_75_chunk_18", "conversations": [ { "from": "白展堂", "value": "我问你,无双怎么得罪你了?" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "没有啊,无双人挺好的。多好的姑娘啊,人见人爱的" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "你说是不说,葵花点……" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "我说我说我说,你就叫无双给我做身衣裳就行了,料子我出,她动手就行了,啊" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "那你自己咋不说?" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "我不是抹不开面嘛?" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "那行,你等着。祝无双,祝无双李大嘴管你要靴子。" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "谁管她要靴子了,我有靴子我干啥管人家要啊。" }, { "from": "燕小六", "value": "你刚刚不是……" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "你听错了,我说的送是歌颂的颂不是赠送的送。" }, { "from": "祝无双", "value": "歌颂?靴子?" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "歌颂靴子?大嘴,你看我多大方,总共三张,又送你一张。只剩最后一次机会了,要好好珍惜啊。" } ] }, { "id": "episode_75_chunk_19", "conversations": [ { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "哎哎哎,六儿六儿六儿,巡街呢?进去喝碗茶去吧" }, { "from": "燕小六", "value": "我还没巡完街呢。" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "喝口茶吧,休息休息。哎呀,最近挺辛苦的是吧,累瘦了都。哎,六儿啊,无双最近咋样啊?" }, { "from": "燕小六", "value": "你指哪方面?" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "工作、学习各方面" }, { "from": "燕小六", "value": "要说这工作啊……你问这干吗?我凭嘛告诉你啊,你想干嘛?" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "没事,我随便聊聊。哎六,你这双靴子是无双做的吧。" }, { "from": "燕小六", "value": "是,怎么的了?下级给长官送礼,不到规定限额,不能算行贿。" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "哎呀,你急啥啊,我又没说行贿那事,咱接着说这靴子啊。" }, { "from": "燕小六", "value": "去去去,我把它脱了靴子省得你说闲话。" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "别别别,你别脱,你一脱了客人都得跑了。六儿了,我是说,你能不能让她也给我做一双?" }, { "from": "燕小六", "value": "那你自个儿不能管她要啊?" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "我不是抹不开面嘛?" }, { "from": "燕小六", "value": "那行,你等着。祝无双,祝无双李大嘴管你要靴子。" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "谁管她要靴子了,我有靴子我干啥管人家要啊。" }, { "from": "燕小六", "value": "你刚刚不是……" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "你听错了,我说的送是歌颂的颂不是赠送的送。" }, { "from": "祝无双", "value": "歌颂?靴子?" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "歌颂靴子?大嘴,你看我多大方,总共三张,又送你一张。只剩最后一次机会了,要好好珍惜啊。" } ] }, { "id": "episode_75_chunk_22", "conversations": [ { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "呵呵,无双,这么早就出门啊。" }, { "from": "祝无双", "value": "是啊,小六还等着我呢,你有事?" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "没事咱俩就不能唠唠嗑啊。" }, { "from": "祝无双", "value": "你没事儿吧" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "一会有事,一会儿没事,咱俩除了事不能唠点别的呀" }, { "from": "祝无双", "value": "别的?什么事?" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "你要是不忙的话你能不能帮我点小忙" }, { "from": "祝无双", "value": "什么忙,你尽管说,只要我能帮。" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "你,你,你以后没事别老挎着刀在我面前晃来晃去的你知道吧。别以为你拎把破刀你就能吓唬住谁,别说你了,就是小六还有他师父我从来都没怵过!我当铺头的时候你都不知道衙门口冲哪儿开呢。" }, { "from": "祝无双", "value": "大嘴,你没事吧。" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "少给我来这一套,我跟你说,我的话你听见没有?啊,你再跟我提瑟,小心我收拾你啊。" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "无双,这是怎么回事,啊?" }, { "from": "祝无双", "value": "不知道。我觉得大嘴是对我有意见。" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "他对你有啥意见啊?" }, { "from": "祝无双", "value": "老觉得怪怪的,要不你替我问问他。" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "行,你等着啊。" } ] }, { "id": "episode_75_chunk_23", "conversations": [ { "from": "白展堂", "value": "我问你,无双怎么得罪你了?" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "没有啊,无双人挺好的。多好的姑娘啊,人见人爱的" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "你说是不说,葵花点……" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "我说我说我说,你就叫无双给我做身衣裳就行了,料子我出,她动手就行了,啊" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "那你自己咋不说?" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "我跟小郭打了个赌,哎,牛肚跟猪肚之间的区别还是挺大的啊就我个人而言呢我比较喜欢牛肚,炒着吃涮着吃都行。我刚才说哪儿了?" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "你跟小郭打了个赌。" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "对对对,我跟小郭打了个赌,具体情况你就不用知道了,反正你就让无双给我做件衣裳就行了。但必须得是她亲手给我做的,最关键的是,事后别人问起来,她必须得说是她自觉自愿的。那……" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "呵呵,李大嘴,你觉得这样有意思吗?啊" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "我,我,我没而赖,老白他……" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "少废话,姑念你是初犯,一张黄牌,三次黄牌直接罚下场!" } ] }, { "id": "episode_75_chunk_24", "conversations": [ { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "哎,没事儿吧你,要不过来躺会儿。" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "不了,炕上还有热乎劲儿,要进你那被窝就出不来了" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "我就怕你把感冒传给我,我再传给芙妹。" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "传给她更好,让她病了,咱大家一块儿同归于尽。" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "这还不是你自找的吗?" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "谁能想到无双那么绝情啊。" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "无双那不是绝情,原来有后来没了那叫绝情,本来就没有嘛。" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "谁说没有啊,你说无双冲我动过手吗?" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "没有, 那说明什么呢?" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "她是点过你的穴吧。不有小邢,小六,老白,这客栈里所有男的都点过了,她就没点过我呀。" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "这也太牵强了吧" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "每次我在厨房碰到她,她还冲我微笑,还点头呢。" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "那是人家对你客气。" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "伸舌头也算客气?" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "她还对你伸过舌头啊。" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "那,那倒没有,但她冲我眨过眼睛啊。边眨还边流眼泪" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "那是被油类熏的。" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "错……切洋葱切的。呵呵呵,我跟你说,那天我冲她一甩脸子,立马就慌了,那家伙,找老白去问我到底咋回事,就怕得罪我呀,还是那句话,男人不坏女人不爱,你对女人你就不能客气了,你要对她客气她立马上脸。" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "这么说,无双真的喜欢你?" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "那还有假啊。我跟你说,我就是等着惠兰呢,我要不等惠兰就无双,我早把她拿下了。" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "哦,那她为啥连条手绢都不肯送给你呢?" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "怕羞,好面子,女孩子不都这样吗?你不信,你不信咱试试?" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "怎么试啊,你还想打赌啊。" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "这么着,明晚之前呢我让无双说喜欢,我输了呢,我把这身衣服给你,你输了,你把你被子给我。" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "行,这么定了。" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "哈哈哈,上当了不是,我说让无双说喜欢,又没有一定说是喜欢我,你说到时候我随便拿件东西问她,问她喜不喜欢,你猜她会咋说?" }, { "from": "祝无双", "value": "一般般喽" } ] }, { "id": "episode_75_chunk_25", "conversations": [ { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "无双,这么早就出门啊。" }, { "from": "祝无双", "value": "是啊,大嘴……哥" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "哎,呵呵,你这碗粥不是给我的吧。" }, { "from": "祝无双", "value": "是啊,大嘴……哥,你趁热吃吧。" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "哎,那我不客气了啊" }, { "from": "祝无双", "value": "不多啊,猪舌头是要用盐腌一下的,不然满嘴乱跑。" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "哎呀,无双,我这人嘴大,你也知道是吧。昨晚我那是胡说八道,你别往心里去。我求求你放我一马,回头我给你烧高香啊。" }, { "from": "祝无双", "value": "我又没死,你烧什么高香啊。" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "行,我也不说了,说得越多错得越多,就这么着吧。" }, { "from": "祝无双", "value": "站住,说了我那么多坏话,就这么完啦。" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "那你想怎么的?" } ] }, { "id": "episode_75_chunk_26", "conversations": [ { "from": "祝无双", "value": "准备好了吗?" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "准备好了。" }, { "from": "祝无双", "value": "那就开始吧" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "不瞒大家说啊,我对无双还是有那么点感情的。" }, { "from": "莫小贝", "value": "啊,哪方面的感情啊?" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "大人说话小孩别插嘴,哪方面感情?" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "就是类似于喜欢的那种喜欢。" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "喜欢就喜欢,还类似于?" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "那就是喜欢,那个,我一直垂涎于无双的美貌与智慧。并妄图占为己有,还四处散播谣言。" }, { "from": "祝无双", "value": "请用一句谒后语来形容你这种可耻的行为。" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "给个提示?" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "什么东西想吃什么东西的肉。" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "癞蛤蟆想吃天鹅肉?" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "开玩笑吧,无双没说就不算完,接着认罪啊,谁让你一宿一宿折腾我们啊。" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "行,怎么认你说吧" }, { "from": "祝无双", "value": "坐下。" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "男人不坏女人不爱,是吧。" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "不是" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "那你前两次的失败经历都说明了什么呀?" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "说明我癞蛤蟆想吃天鹅肉呗,你是不是这个意思?" } ] }, { "id": "episode_75_chunk_27", "conversations": [ { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "我也不是这个意思,我跟你开玩笑呢,大嘴!" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "你们是不是都这意思?" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "没有没有" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "坐下,坐下!开玩笑?开玩笑?脱衣服给我脱了,被褥给我拿走了,枕头给我送人了。我冻得一身起鸡皮疙瘩,你说跟我开玩笑?行,不开玩笑嘛,那我把脱衣服脱了给你们开啊。" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "别别别,大白天的吓着孩子。" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "那行那行,那咱后院脱去啊。今儿我高兴,让大家都高兴行不行?" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "大嘴大嘴" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "这这这,行不行?我脱了!" }, { "from": "祝无双", "value": "你先把衣服穿上,别冻着!" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "用不着,癞蛤蟆耐冻,这么着,要不我给大家表演一个冬眠怎么样?冬眠,看好了?看着啊,好玩,像不像?" }, { "from": "祝无双", "value": "大嘴,你先起来" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "怎么的,你还想怎么的?" }, { "from": "祝无双", "value": "你才失败了几次,你至于这样吗?" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "两次还不够啊。" }, { "from": "祝无双", "value": "有一次是惠兰对吧,她对你是不怎么样。但至少把菜刀钱还给你了。" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "这又说明什么?" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "柳姑娘虽然是个贼,但是为了你,她连盗圣的宝藏都不想要了是吧。" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "那本来就没有!" }, { "from": "祝无双", "value": "可她不知道哇,你的感情经历看起来是失败了,可还不至于惨败,至少你还落着个月亮吧。受了点挫折你就自怜自哀把过错都推到别人的身上,你这样子有意思啊。" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "我把过错推谁身上了?" } ] }, { "id": "episode_75_chunk_28", "conversations": [ { "from": "祝无双", "value": "男人不坏女人不爱,那潜台词就是怪对方有眼无珠看不出你的好。癞蛤蟆想吃天鹅肉那又怎么样?首先你不是癞蛤蟆,其次那个不懂得欣赏你的你她也不是天鹅。该说的我都说了,该做的你自己好好想一想。这个世上,不光只有你一个人没着没落的。" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "大嘴,关于那个癞蛤蟆,对不起啊" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "真心的?" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "啊" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "那你把被褥还给我吧。再这么冻下去我非感冒了不可。" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "被褥我给老白了。" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "给人了,你咋不早说呢?" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "给谁了?" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "就从这儿走二十步蹲墙角那个。" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "行,我去要去啊。那个要饭的小米?" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "都拿走盖去了。" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "老白,你等我回来收拾你我跟你说!" } ] }, { "id": "episode_76_chunk_0", "conversations": [ { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "李大嘴,你看就看呗,你别添行不行?你舔完了人家还看不看了?" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "哎,子曰,读而不添非礼也,呵呵" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "这哪个子曰的?" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "李子,就是我说的,哈哈。" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "那你干嘛不叫大子或嘴子呢?" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "呵,还不如直接叫碎嘴子,李秀莲,别名碎嘴子。" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "哎,这名儿挺好的,一听就有历史感,一听就是个文化名人啊。以后就这么叫我得了。" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "哎,大嘴,你今天好象特别的亢奋啊" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "有什么好事跟我们分享?" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "呵,有啥好事啊,我这人就是穷开心,越穷越开心。不过我这人心情一好呢,就想找点啥东西歌颂一下。春天好啊,春天太美了。春天在哪里,春天在这里……" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "三种可能,第一,喝高了。" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "不可能,他今天滴酒未粘,舌头不大影子不飘,一点都不像踩高跷" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "那第三,掌柜的偷偷给他涨了工钱。" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "impossible,店里最近生意冷淡,想涨没钱。" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "第三,大嘴又恋爱了,呵呵呵" } ] }, { "id": "episode_76_chunk_1", "conversations": [ { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "无双,没出去巡街啊。" }, { "from": "祝无双", "value": "还没,劈完就出门。你以后不要老是偷偷摸摸的,小心伤着你啊。" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "我就想跟你闹着玩来的。来,我来帮你劈吧。" }, { "from": "祝无双", "value": "不不不,还有几根,劈完了。" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "没事,没关系,你跟我客气啥啊,真是,我大嘴哥嘛,不是?" }, { "from": "祝无双", "value": "那谢谢啊" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "哎无双,你这就走了?" }, { "from": "祝无双", "value": "你还有事啊?" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "没啥事,你走吧。哎那个,走之前到锅里吃点东西,现成的。" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "哇啊哇啊哇,大嘴,大嘴哥哥,怎么回事啊" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "什么怎么回事?" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "好端端的,无缘无故给人干活。" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "放着菜不烧,给人劈柴啊。" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "菜不就在锅里炖着嘛,再说勤劳质朴那是我的美德。" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "啊,以前怎么没听说过你有这种美德啊。" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "去去去,边儿呆着去。我忙着呢,没闲功夫跟你废话。" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "哎哟,无双,你咋双回来了呢……" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "无双,你吃……跟我玩是吧,玩挺好啊。哎,今儿外面那么多客人你俩怎么不干活呢?跑来跟我这臭凭嘴。" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "此是不该我们当班。" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "走,看我绣的鸳鸯去。" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "逗我,等我有功夫我逗死你们俩。" } ] }, { "id": "episode_76_chunk_2", "conversations": [ { "from": "白展堂", "value": "哎,无双,你急忙慌上哪儿去?" }, { "from": "祝无双", "value": "巡街啊,噢,午饭我不回来吃了。" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "你站住,巡街咋不带刀呢?" }, { "from": "祝无双", "value": "刀,我刀放哪了?" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "你说你啥记性啊,这么大姑娘了做事咋丢三落四的呢?" }, { "from": "祝无双", "value": "先把你们家湘玉姐伺候好再说吧,啊。" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "哟,你还敢顶嘴了,你信不信我一指头我戳……" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "展堂,人家好歹也是个捕快嘛。在姑娘的,给她留点面子嘛。" }, { "from": "祝无双", "value": "还是湘玉姐明整理,走了啦!" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "刀,你不带刀啊。" }, { "from": "祝无双", "value": "哎,我前面是不是找刀来着?" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "刀还是小事啊,你看看你这衣裳,这都脏成什么样了?" }, { "from": "祝无双", "value": "不怎么样啊,脏了就卷进去嘛,反正我是巡街又不是逛街。哎呀,穿那么漂亮干什么?" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "还有这鞋,这鞋底全是泥。" }, { "from": "祝无双", "value": "谁鞋底没有泥啊。" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "不要忘了,你学过轻功,鞋尖上有点泥这还说得过去,鞋后跟上都有泥这就说不过去了。" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "哎哟,那能说明个啥嘛。" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "说明她心散了。心散了,走路就会失去重心,鞋后跟就会着地。你老实交待,你最近心里想啥呢?" }, { "from": "祝无双", "value": "以后我的事你少管。" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "你--" }, { "from": "食客", "value": "到茶" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "人家喝茶呢?" } ] }, { "id": "episode_76_chunk_13", "conversations": [ { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "李大嘴,老实交代,说!从什么时候起喜欢无双的?" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "谁说我喜欢无双了?再说了,你说她除了长得漂亮身材好点外,她还有啥啊。" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "无双你怎么又回来了?" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "行行,别又跟我来这一套。她不就会点武功嘛,那还是三脚猫的功夫。她怎么当上捕快的,那是一二三它干不了她才当的。也不嫌寒碜。哎,你坐,我跟你说。她不就做几手好菜了,那能咋的啦,动不动就放着我来放着我来,显摆啥呀,不就显摆她贤惠吗?她要真贤惠现在还能嫁不出去!" }, { "from": "祝无双", "value": "那是因为没有遇上合适的。" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "无双,那个,我柴都劈完了,你还让我帮你干点啥。" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "哎,无双,你千万另生气啊,不值当,不值当" }, { "from": "祝无双", "value": "你放心,再难听的话我都听过,我还不至于跟自己人置气。" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "哎哎哎,她说我是自己人呐。" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "自己人嘛,也可以理解成是自家兄妹啊。" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "那又怎么的?" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "你会娶你自己的妹妹吗?" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "哎,第一,我没有妹妹,第二,我根本就没想娶她。就是天底下所有女人都死绝了。" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "你咋还没走呢?" }, { "from": "祝无双", "value": "我马上就要走了,哎你接着说啊,天底下女人都死绝了,然后呢?" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "然后,然后人类就绝种了,新的物种占领地球了,恐龙再次闪亮登场了,异形大战铁战士了,也就这些了。" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "你俩就套我话吧,套你接着套吧" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "哎,大嘴" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "该怎么办,啊" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "事已至此,只好使出杀手锏了。掌柜的,出事了……" } ] }, { "id": "episode_76_chunk_14", "conversations": [ { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "无双,你知道我们一直很关心你啊,你师兄虽然嘴上骂你,心里其实关键着呢。" }, { "from": "祝无双", "value": "这种事,急也急不来的。该来的总是要来,躲也躲不掉。" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "啊,难不成你的仇家要来啊。" }, { "from": "祝无双", "value": "真是那样就好了。这件事比仇家来更麻烦。" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "啥事啊,不说也行,你只要说跟谁有关。" }, { "from": "祝无双", "value": "小六,他前几天送了我一盒胭脂。" } ] }, { "id": "episode_76_chunk_15", "conversations": [ { "from": "白展堂", "value": "最关键的是,你们确定大嘴对无双有意思吗?" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "确实一定以及肯定。" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "大嘴最近开始看书了。" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "胡说八道呢,他认字吗,就看书。" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "看的连环画,边看边乐,有时候还哼哼。当初惠兰在的时候就是这样的。" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "那也不能说大嘴就喜欢无双啊。" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "昨天白天,他帮无双劈柴。主动要求的;昨天晚上还给无双送夜宵呢,遭到婉拒以后回来很生气吧,是吧。" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "是,是。" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "湘玉,你觉得呢?" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "大嘴不敢肯定,但小六是肯定的。二虎相争必有一伤,以大嘴和小六的性格来看,有可能会两败俱伤。" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "不可能,只要有我在,他俩绝对打不起来。" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "怕的倒不是打,而是不打,啥都不说,闷在肚子里最后就是内伤。治都治不好" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "要我说吧,这种事情最好是按需分配" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "那你们觉得谁更需要啊?" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "那肯定是大嘴啊,惠兰走了,柳姑娘走了,一二不过三,再来次打击,肯定彻底完蛋了。" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "那你这话说的,小六还是初恋呢,他就该受打击了?" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "实在不行就按劳分配,谁出力多呢就归谁。" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "又不是养牛养马的,光靠力气就行了,我拜托你们二位说话做事之前能不能走走脑子啊?" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "你说我就说我,你说他干什么呀!你是不是要看他们俩斗得两败俱伤你就高兴了。你是不是唯恐天下不乱啊你。" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "谁唯恐天下不乱了,你说什么呢?" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "说就说,你急什么呐" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "咱们说啥都是废话嘛,这件事情归根结底还要看无双他自己,你急啥吗。" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "是,问题是无双那性格她怎么可能跟咱说心理话呢?" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "她不眀说,咱就用点计谋,且听我慢慢道来……" } ] }, { "id": "episode_76_chunk_16", "conversations": [ { "from": "祝无双", "value": "掌柜的,怎么了掌柜的,掌柜的!" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "我没有事,快快先救他们俩,都被点了穴了。" }, { "from": "祝无双", "value": "点穴?" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "噢,不是你师兄点的噢。" }, { "from": "祝无双", "value": "师兄?发生什么事了?" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "你不管救人要紧先帮他俩解穴,快点去!" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "老白" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "回头再慢慢跟你解释啊,你先回屋歇会儿,秀才。" }, { "from": "燕小六", "value": "老白,你嘛意思啊。" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "没啥意思,就是给你们搞个演习,万一发生紧急情况后看你们怎么处理问题了。" }, { "from": "燕小六", "value": "为嘛不提前跟我说一声?" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "提前说了就没有意思了,来来来,坐下来喝杯茶先。" }, { "from": "祝无双", "value": "你干嘛啊,你笑什么?" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "无双,你为啥要先给小六解穴啊。" }, { "from": "祝无双", "value": "这还用说吗?小六会点武功啊,解了穴之后,还可以帮个忙。" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "就因为这个,还有没有点其它的?" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "其它想法。" }, { "from": "祝无双", "value": "呵呵。否则还会为了什么呀?" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "有没有下意思的觉得应该先哪一个呀?" }, { "from": "祝无双", "value": "下意识?好像没有。" }, { "from": "食客", "value": "结帐。" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "打烊了,打烊了,明天再来,啊。" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "别吸了,打烊了,啊" } ] }, { "id": "episode_76_chunk_17", "conversations": [ { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "她真这么说的?" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "你先别着急啊,我觉得无双对你还是有意思。" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "咋看出来的呢?" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "你想啊,她先给小六解穴,她是想让小六去帮忙。换句话说,她不希望你去冒险。" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "还有一个可能性" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "没事没事,你说,我顶得住。" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "她给小六解穴,是为了跟小六并肩作战,奋勇杀敌。" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "我不同意你的观点啊。我刚才一直在观察无双的神情,还有眼神,她对小六吧,眼神里充满了关心。但对大嘴呢?她对大嘴那个眼神里头,不仅有关心,还有爱护。甚至还有一丝他要是死了我也不想活了,就这种感觉。" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "真的假的?" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "真的。" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "先别高兴太早了,这都是猜测,无双啥也没说呢。" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "那你们觉得,无双对我……" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "哎,她对你怎么样,暂且不提,问题关键是,你对她怎么样?" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "对她怎么样?" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "我对她,哎呀,你们都知道还用说啊。" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "哎哎哎,你要老这么含含糊糊的我们怎么帮你嘛。" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "也没说非让你们帮啊。上赶子不是买卖,这种事得慢慢来。" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "再慢,连汤都喝不上不。" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "啥意思?" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "小六给无双送不盒胭脂,心形的啊。" } ] }, { "id": "episode_76_chunk_18", "conversations": [ { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "说实话,你对他们两个的感觉,哪个更好一点?" }, { "from": "祝无双", "value": "什么方面的感觉啊。" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "各方各面,主要是感情方面。" }, { "from": "祝无双", "value": "对不起,我拒绝回答这种无聊的问题。" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "确实挺无聊的,如果处理不好就会变得更无聊。" }, { "from": "祝无双", "value": "什么意思嘛?" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "大嘴呢,好像是喜欢你。" }, { "from": "祝无双", "value": "呵呵呵,他今天早上还骂我来着,除不漂亮,啥都没有;天底下女人都死光不,他都不会选我。" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "那是被小郭和秀才逼出来的,面子问题。" }, { "from": "祝无双", "value": "啊,为了他的面子他就可以随意诋毁我啊。" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "也就是说,你还是更喜欢小六。" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "更喜欢小六?" }, { "from": "祝无双", "value": "喜欢?不可能,我以后不会喜欢任何人了。这一点我跟湘玉姐说过的。" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "那你总不可能一辈子都单身吧。" }, { "from": "祝无双", "value": "为什么不可能啊,现在这种状态,我很喜欢啊。一个人自由自在的,心无杂念,感觉很舒服的。" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "那就行了,那我现在就去跟他们俩说,要他们俩死了这条心。" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "也好,趁他俩还没有陷进去,捞出来最好。" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "我跟你说啊,我一旦跟他们俩说了,你就真没下文了。" }, { "from": "祝无双", "value": "我知道,这是我自己做的选择,我不会后悔的。" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "那就行,无双你记着啊,机会可就掌握在自己手里,把握不住以后再叫苦可就没人管了。" }, { "from": "祝无双", "value": "你放心,打断了牙我自己往肚子里咽,我会和大嘴说明白的。" } ] }, { "id": "episode_76_chunk_19", "conversations": [ { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "人家是近水楼台先得月,每天一起巡街,再没感情,也日久生情了呀。" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "你再不奋起直追真来不及了。" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "你以前都吃过两次亏了,怎么还不长记性呢?噢,人都走了,你啥也不说,就等着蒙着被偷偷会哭,这算什么嘛。" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "你别光老喔啊,你说点有用的啊。" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "那无双对小六啥态度?" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "喜欢也不至于;讨厌也说不上。" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "我跟你讲,现在这种情况比较微妙。小六已经抢占了先机,有用没用咱们先别管。至少人无双已经知道他的心意了。在这种情况下你再不action,来不及了。" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "喔。" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "你就会喔,你说,你到底喜不喜欢她?" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "不知道啊。" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "喜不喜欢你都不知道!" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "我真不知道,反正是不讨厌。" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "小六就喜欢,在这点上,你没优势。" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "小六有咐优势?" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "小六会点武功,你呢?一比零。" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "小六人每月四钱银子,你二钱,二比零。" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "小六吹拉弹唱样样精通,你呢?三比零。" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "小六一心一意,你呢,没事老提惠兰,四比零。" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "那可是惠兰啊" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "又来了,你要么就好好等,要么就别想花花心思。一边想惠兰一边追无双,这算什么?脚踩两只船,就不怕掉到水里淹死啊。" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "我没想脚踩两只般啊。" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "那你对无双?" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "是你们说我喜欢无双的我又没说。" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "这样,我也不跟你拐弯抹角了,假设,惠兰已经嫁人生子再也不会回来了。你会像秀才对我那样对无双吗?" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "不知道,真的不知道啊。跟你说,这两天我老梦着无双。还梦了好几天,梦里我俩还挺亲热的。一醒过来,啥感觉也没有了。弄得我现在也莫名其妙的,我也不知道这感觉是真的还是假的。" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "这种感觉我也有过。" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "说啥呢,说啥呢" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "那都是过去时了。" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "无双是个好姑娘,这大家都知道不用说,可我自己也是稀里糊涂的,你们再怎么盘问我也说不出个所以然来。行行行行,要不这样吧,就当啥也没发生过。本来就没发生过是吧。" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "现在先不要说这个,我就问你,当着面见到无双的时候,你是一种什么样的感觉?" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "心里有点慌,有点痒痒的。" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "那除了慌和痒,有没有心跳加速?" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "应该有,但是还没有到那个限速区那份儿。" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "那你要是见不着她你心里会不会疼?" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "不知道啊,老在一块感觉不到,要不分开两天就知道了。" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "没那个时间了,这样好了,给你做个测试题,先把你眼睛闭上,把脑子的杂念全部清空。" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "清空了,我现在连脑浆子清出去了。" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "哎,脑浆得留下" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "否则不成白痴了吗?" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "我告诉你啊,这是选择题,回答之前千万不要过脑子。" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "你放心,这我拿手。" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "开始了。金子还是银子?" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "金子!" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "瓜子还是核桃?" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "核桃!" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "鸡肋还是鸡腿?" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "鸡腿!" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "无双还是惠兰?" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "无以!" } ] }, { "id": "episode_76_chunk_20", "conversations": [ { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "这,这,这把不算,再来啊。" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "大嘴呀,你就不要再欺骗自己了好不好?" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "再来嘛!" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "行行闭上眼睛,什么都不要想。金子还银子?" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "金子!" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "瓜子还是核桃?" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "核桃!" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "鸡肋还是鸡腿?" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "鸡腿!" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "无双还是惠兰?" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "惠兰!对就是惠兰!" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "这个答案你自己信吗?" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "我咋不信呢?说惠兰就是惠兰没人能比得过她。" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "那你刚才干吗要犹豫呢?" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "对呀。" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "我没犹豫啊,我一想起惠兰我就说出来了" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "行,既然是你自己的选择,那我们就什么都不说了" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "别别别,其实我对无双吧" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "对无双?" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "我要是真能确定就好了,问题是,我真的。" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "先不说喜欢不喜欢这件事啊,你就说,是怎么开始的?" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "怎么开始的?" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "那天吧,柳姑娘走了之后,不是无双把我骂了一顿吗?把我骂醒之后,我就偷摸着又去找了一趟无双。" } ] }, { "id": "episode_76_chunk_23", "conversations": [ { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "哎,无双,来,我帮你晾。" }, { "from": "祝无双", "value": "不用不用,你帮这拧干吧。先洗洗手啊,这有清水。" }, { "from": "祝无双", "value": "谢谢你啊。" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "其实应该我谢谢你。" }, { "from": "祝无双", "value": "你谢我什么呀?" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "就那男人不坏女人不爱那事儿,你要不跟我说清楚了我这辈子都得糊涂。" }, { "from": "祝无双", "value": "那你现在感觉有没有好点儿?" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "也没好太多,反正心里还是乱,还是忘不了。" }, { "from": "祝无双", "value": "忘不了,你忘不了惠兰还是柳姑娘啊?" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "柳姑娘倒好,她一走了吧,我就忘她长啥样了。主要是惠兰,这心里面老想着。" }, { "from": "祝无双", "value": "这也很正常啊,喜欢一个人,不是那么容易就忘掉的。那个时候我也忘不了秀才,离开这里一个多月以后,我每天晚上都在梦里哭醒。后来实在熬不下去了,我就想了一个狠招,没过多久就解脱了。" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "真的,那啥狠招你也教教我呗。" }, { "from": "祝无双", "value": "这个,你确定你要忘掉惠兰吗?" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "确定一定以及肯定,要不然我这辈子就完了,我家九代差单传就指我传宗接代了。" }, { "from": "祝无双", "value": "那好,你把我想象成惠兰。" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "干啥啊?" }, { "from": "祝无双", "value": "这就是我说的狠招啊。找一个你讨厌的人,然后尽量把她想象成你喜欢的那个人,你就会越看越不顺眼,越看越不顺眼,对她的好感就会慢慢地消失了。这招真的很灵的。" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "这行吗?" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "那行,咱现在赶紧试试来?" }, { "from": "祝无双", "value": "那好,你必须先把眼睛眯起来,注视着我的眼睛,然后一点点聚集……" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "等等,啥叫聚集啊?" }, { "from": "祝无双", "value": "就是你注视着我的眼睛,其它东西都尽量让它模糊掉,哎,我以前学过几天的催眠,这个是最快的入门办法了。" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "还是不行,我又不讨厌你这咋整啊。" }, { "from": "祝无双", "value": "哎呀,你尽管想嘛,其它的都交给我。我会让你想办法讨厌她的。" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "惠兰,真的是你!" }, { "from": "祝无双", "value": "你知道我是谁吗?" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "惠兰啊,你可算回来了。" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "惠兰,这可是你第一次亲手扇我。" }, { "from": "杨蕙兰", "value": "哎,你难道不想问这是为什么吗?" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "你要让我问我就问,为啥扇我?" }, { "from": "杨蕙兰", "value": "以后啊,别老口口声声说我想我。你不配,当情圣还得有点本钱啊。" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "啥本钱啊?" }, { "from": "杨蕙兰", "value": "你帅吗?有钱吗?有前途吗?那凭什么说想我啊。" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "凭我这颗真心啊!" }, { "from": "杨蕙兰", "value": "哎,拜托啊,这种虚招子,骗骗那十七八风的小姑娘还差不多。" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "那你想要啥,想要啥我给你啊。" }, { "from": "杨蕙兰", "value": "钱有吗?" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "虽然只有八文,但这八文钱可是我的全部身家了。我跟你讲,以后等我赚了钱我都给你啊" }, { "from": "杨蕙兰", "value": "好,没有钱?首饰?你说咱俩认识这么久了,一件首饰都没有。" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "只要你肯嫁,你要啥首饰我都买给你,只要我买得起。" }, { "from": "杨蕙兰", "value": "好,没有首饰,胭脂水粉总得有一盒吧。" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "胭脂水粉有,我明天上街给你买去。我没钱我借钱给你买行不?要不,我现在我找秀才借钱去啊。我找秀才借钱去,你等着我啊……" } ] }, { "id": "episode_76_chunk_24", "conversations": [ { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "哎哎哎,当时你知不知道那个人就是无双啊?" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "当时吧,不知道,但是事后想明白过来了,我再去找无双,无双已经出门了。" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "也就是说,以后你之所以会梦到她,是因为你把无双当成惠兰了。" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "当时是这样的,但是之后就不会了。" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "那你前几天干嘛要问我借钱呢?" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "啊" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "你说你这人,借你钱等我发了工钱我就还给你嘛。你说你至于现在就管我要嘛?" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "别跑题,你不会真的去买胭脂了吧。" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "我能那么糊涂吗?我是拿钱换的" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "拿钱换的,拿钱换的跟买有什么区别嘛!" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "买是先交钱后拿货,换是先拿货后交钱。拿了胭脂水粉之后,我这心里就开始别扭了。" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "怎么个别扭法?" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "你想,这个胭脂水粉是惠兰管我要的呢还是无双管我要的?那我是想把这胭脂水粉给惠兰呢还是给无双呢?还是的,你想,听起来是一个人,可实际上是俩人。" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "呀呀呀,什么乱七八糟的嘛,挺简单的一个问题怎么就给弄复杂了呢?" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "不复杂。无双之所以会这么说啊,就是因为她认为大嘴抠门,肯定舍不得花钱,而且还会认为惠兰爱慕虚荣,眼睛里只有钱,没想到他对惠兰还挺大方。" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "噢,可怜的大嘴啊,这么简单的道理你都搞不清楚啊。" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "哎呀,就这么简单的道理啊,我已经想了好几天了,你知道吧,想得我脑瓜仁都疼了,后来我拿了胭脂水粉我就去找了趟无双,我想先问明白了,我再决定最后送还是不送。" } ] }, { "id": "episode_76_chunk_25", "conversations": [ { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "呵呵,正练着呢。" }, { "from": "莫小贝", "value": "有什么事儿吗?" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "没啥事,跟你没啥事,我找无双。" }, { "from": "莫小贝", "value": "你没看见啊,我们俩现在正在练功呢。" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "要不你先回避一下,回避一下,回头我给你做好吃的行不行?" }, { "from": "莫小贝", "value": "凭啥,什么人啊?" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "无双,那个……" }, { "from": "祝无双", "value": "小贝你乖,先回屋,我们马上就好的,乖点乖点。" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "无双啊,你那个狠招不管用啊。" }, { "from": "祝无双", "value": "我没有想到你对惠兰感情那么深吗?" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "那我还有救吗?" }, { "from": "祝无双", "value": "一次不行就再试一次吧,试多几次总会有效果的。" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "行行行,那你现在有时间吗?现在?" }, { "from": "祝无双", "value": "现在?" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "我跟你说,你可得帮我,我这两天脑子乱透了,你得帮我整理一下,不然的话我真的变成精神病了你说。" }, { "from": "祝无双", "value": "那好吧好吧,你先把眼睛眯起来,哎,先说好了啊,我不说走你可不准走,不要再像上次那样!" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "行行行,那你现在有时间吗?现在?" }, { "from": "祝无双", "value": "现在?" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "我跟你说,你可得帮我,我这两天脑子乱透了,你得帮我整理一下,不然的话我真的变成精神病了你说。" }, { "from": "祝无双", "value": "那好吧好吧,你先把眼睛眯起来,哎,先说好了啊,我不说走你可不准走,不要再像上次那样!" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "你放心放心,对,还有一点,无双,这回别老抽我脸行吗?我这还肿着呢。" }, { "from": "祝无双", "value": "好了好了,集中注意力啊,action。" } ] }, { "id": "episode_76_chunk_26", "conversations": [ { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "惠兰你又回来了?" }, { "from": "杨蕙兰", "value": "有事说事啊,别动手动脚的,咱俩还没熟到那份上呢。" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "对,你上回说想要个胭脂水粉……" }, { "from": "杨蕙兰", "value": "你真的去买了?" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "还没有,主要是有个问题我想问个清楚点儿。" }, { "from": "杨蕙兰", "value": "什么问题啊?" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "你觉得,咱俩还有可能吗?" }, { "from": "杨蕙兰", "value": "没---有。" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "你不用回答那么快,你可以稍微考虑考虑。" }, { "from": "杨蕙兰", "value": "不用,老实说啊,我对你毫无兴趣。" } ] }, { "id": "episode_76_chunk_27", "conversations": [ { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "你不用说得那么直接,你稍微婉转点也行啊。" }, { "from": "杨蕙兰", "value": "没问题啊,我对你啊,基本没有兴趣。但咱俩是不可能的!" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "为啥呀?" }, { "from": "杨蕙兰", "value": "我前一阵子都已经嫁人了,的孩子都可以上街打酱油了。" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "那孩子他爹?" }, { "from": "杨蕙兰", "value": "他爹,跟你有什么关系啊。" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "不是,我就想知道,知道他是干啥的,他跟我比起来咋样,要不然我老不死心呢。" }, { "from": "杨蕙兰", "value": "他又帅,又有钱,而且武功盖世,名盛江湖。这都是小问题,最重要的是,你眼睛怎么红了?" } ] }, { "id": "episode_76_chunk_28", "conversations": [ { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "噢噢,没事,没事,风刮的,你说。" }, { "from": "杨蕙兰", "value": "你真的那么喜欢惠兰吗?我觉得啊,如果真的喜欢一个人,而她又不是名花有主,你不一定非要放弃的。" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "我没想放弃啊。" }, { "from": "杨蕙兰", "value": "哎呀,算了,这招啊,对你似乎没什么用。就这么着吧,把你的眼睛眯起来。" }, { "from": "祝无双", "value": "你知道自己刚才说了些什么吗?我的情况和你的有些不太一样,秀才是因为有了小郭,所以我不得不选择放弃,但对你来说,等待虽然是辛苦的,但未必就是条死路。" } ] }, { "id": "episode_76_chunk_29", "conversations": [ { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "那,那我,那我……" }, { "from": "祝无双", "value": "大嘴,你不要太难过了吗,刚才只是虚拟的场景,惠兰未必她会那么绝情的" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "不会的,不会的,她要不绝情她不会走,我跟你说,她走之前跟我说那话,比你跟我说的婉转不到哪儿去。" }, { "from": "莫小贝", "value": "你们俩怎么回事啊,说了这么长时间,有完没完到底。" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "行行,大人说话,小孩一边呆着去" }, { "from": "莫小贝", "value": "哼,呀哼,再来劲小心我点你啊。" } ] }, { "id": "episode_76_chunk_30", "conversations": [ { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "点啊,你点死我,你点死我,点点点!" }, { "from": "莫小贝", "value": "葵花点穴手!哎,无双姐姐,我成功了!耶!谢谢你啊。大嘴啊,您不是挺狂的吗?啊,嘻嘻嘻。服不服啊,你如果服的话呢,你就眨巴眨巴眼,不服的话呢,那你就在这儿呆着吧。这不差不多,葵花解穴手!" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "莫小贝我逮着整死你!你站住,别跑,站住" } ] }, { "id": "episode_76_chunk_31", "conversations": [ { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "经过那事之后呢,我就再也没跟无双说过话了。" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "也就是说那胭脂最终没送成。" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "想送来着,想送给无双,谢谢人家,结果一措兜没了,找半圈没找着" } ] }, { "id": "episode_76_chunk_32", "conversations": [ { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "那一盒胭脂也没多少钱嘛,我问你啊,那你对无双,真的一点感觉都没有啊。" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "她要是不变成惠兰吧也就那么回事了。" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "喔" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "原来如此,其实他喜欢的是惠兰,他对无双那样,无非就是把无双当成惠兰了" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "现在想起来吧,还挺对不起人家无双的。" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "为啥要说对不起啊。" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "你说,人家帮咱忙活了一大顿,咱没说谢谢人家还在背后说道人家……" }, { "from": "祝无双", "value": "没关系啊,我知道你不是那个意思。" }, { "from": "祝无双", "value": "无双,无啊" }, { "from": "祝无双", "value": "行了行了,你不用解释了。刚才你们说的话,我都听到了,他们都说你喜欢我,原来是这个意思啊。" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "其实我还是挺喜欢你的,不,但不是那种喜欢啊" } ] }, { "id": "episode_76_chunk_33", "conversations": [ { "from": "祝无双", "value": "你这算安慰我?" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "没有,反正这事就这么着了,这么着,以后你有啥事你尽管来找我,咱俩就是亲兄妹,啊。" }, { "from": "祝无双", "value": "你能这么想我感到很开心。" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "无双你去哪儿啊" }, { "from": "祝无双", "value": "我把胭脂退给小六,然后再跟他说清楚啊。" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "你那胭脂能让我看看吗?" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "这不我的嘛咋成了小六的啦。" } ] }, { "id": "episode_76_chunk_34", "conversations": [ { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "你看你看,你看上面刻得啥?" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "圆圈,汤圆,洞,到底是什么吗?" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "李子,李大嘴的李,是我自己亲手刻上去的,你看,啥时候成小六的了,你说" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "那怎么会到小六手里?" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "为啥?" }, { "from": "祝无双", "value": "我想想啊,那天我正好出门巡街,然后小六就来了……" } ] }, { "id": "episode_76_chunk_35", "conversations": [ { "from": "燕小六", "value": "哎,等会儿,等会儿,你先别着急走,我喝口水,老白,沏茶。" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "自己倒,壶在那,水在厨房,茶叶在帐台上。" }, { "from": "燕小六", "value": "懒成虫了你,就你这模样好意思当跑堂你。" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "我不好意思当跑堂,我都想死来着。后来我一想,我死啥,还有人好意思当捕头呢。" } ] }, { "id": "episode_76_chunk_36", "conversations": [ { "from": "燕小六", "value": "捕头怎么的了,我很不称职吗?有嘛问题你可能直接说吗。" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "站住!" }, { "from": "莫小贝", "value": "过来,过来" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "我今天……" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "大嘴,干啥呢,客人都在呢。" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "也不知道谁教这孩子点穴啊,没啥事儿她点我玩,还让我服她,不服不给我解穴。我今天非抓住你,你等着……" }, { "from": "莫小贝", "value": "你还不服是吧,小心我点你啊。你来啊,你来啊,来啊。" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "怎么样,怎么样?我说什么来着?教什么都行,就是别教点穴!" }, { "from": "祝无双", "value": "现在不学以后就来不及了嘛。" } ] }, { "id": "episode_76_chunk_37", "conversations": [ { "from": "白展堂", "value": "行,那你就教吧,等回头出了事,你看湘玉怎么收拾你!" }, { "from": "燕小六", "value": "无双无双,这个点穴这个,现在要不学,以后真来不及了是吧。" }, { "from": "祝无双", "value": "那也不一定,学武功主要还是要看天赋。" }, { "from": "燕小六", "value": "那你看我的天赋怎么样?" }, { "from": "祝无双", "value": "你还是先把刀功练好吧,啊。" }, { "from": "燕小六", "value": "哎,先别着急走啊,无双,其实我这手指头,那也挺灵活的其实" }, { "from": "祝无双", "value": "你是在……求我吗?" } ] }, { "id": "episode_76_chunk_38", "conversations": [ { "from": "燕小六", "value": "当然不是了,我求你干吗?" }, { "from": "祝无双", "value": "人家小贝当初可是拜了师的,三叩九拜五体投地,你做得到吗?" }, { "from": "燕小六", "value": "咳,不学就不学,三脚猫的功夫,有嘛好学的?" }, { "from": "祝无双", "value": "噢,那我走了走了啊,我真走了啊,真走了……" }, { "from": "燕小六", "value": "哎呀,无双无双,你等会儿,这个送给你给你就拿着呗,作为你唯一的上司,一直以来,对你也没嘛表示。你放心,胭脂虽小,情深意重" } ] }, { "id": "episode_76_chunk_39", "conversations": [ { "from": "祝无双", "value": "这几句话,吓得我一身冷汗,赶紧走人,一整天都没敢跟他说话。" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "拿别人的东西给自己送人情,什么人呐这是?" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "借花献佛呗" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "我还借鸡生蛋呢,不行,这事我得找小六问清楚。" }, { "from": "祝无双", "value": "不用了吧。" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "你就不想问问小六,他到底为什么要送你胭脂呀?" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "对对对。" }, { "from": "祝无双", "value": "这个,我想我已经知道了。" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "哎,光知道还不够,必须得确认一下下。燕---小---六---!" }, { "from": "燕小六", "value": "帮我照顾好我七舅姥爷和他三外甥女!" }, { "from": "燕小六", "value": "的胭脂。" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "胭脂,是你送给无双的吧。" }, { "from": "燕小六", "value": "是我,不允许吗?" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "那你为啥要送呢?" }, { "from": "燕小六", "value": "上级对下级表示关心,不允许吗?" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "允许,那你也不能拿别人的东西送人情吧。" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "对呀。" }, { "from": "燕小六", "value": "别人的东西,你嘛意思?" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "这胭脂是大嘴买的,大嘴要送给无双的" }, { "from": "燕小六", "value": "那我帮他转交一下,不允许吗?" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "哎,燕小六,你作为一个捕头,做不到拾金不昧也就算了,人脏并获你还拒不认罪。你说得过去吗?" }, { "from": "燕小六", "value": "大不了,我再买一块还给他呗。" }, { "from": "祝无双", "value": "不用了啦,我只是想知道,你送我胭脂,是不是想学点穴啊。" }, { "from": "燕小六", "value": "不是,我学那干嘛,我有刀,我学那干嘛" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "不想学点穴,那就是喜欢无双啰?" } ] }, { "id": "episode_76_chunk_40", "conversations": [ { "from": "燕小六", "value": "我喜欢,我就喜欢她。上级对下级表示关心,不允许吗?" }, { "from": "祝无双", "value": "那,如果你真的喜欢我,我就给你个机会,让你把心里的话,说出来。" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "快说快说" }, { "from": "燕小六", "value": "说就说!无双……" }, { "from": "祝无双", "value": "说吧,我听着呢" }, { "from": "燕小六", "value": "其实我真的很想学点穴,我求求你教教我行不行?我求求你了。" } ] }, { "id": "episode_76_chunk_41", "conversations": [ { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "哎呀,就知道你在这儿,披件衣服吧,大冷天的,就不怕冻着了?" }, { "from": "祝无双", "value": "不用了,我马上就睡了" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "呀,今天的事情我都听他们说了啊" }, { "from": "祝无双", "value": "这样的结果挺好的,一身轻松,否则我今后还不知道怎么面对他们呢。" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "一身轻松啊,就没有一点失落?" }, { "from": "祝无双", "value": "当然没有。真的没有。" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "呵呵,那你大冷天的,一个人坐在屋顶上吹冷风呀" }, { "from": "祝无双", "value": "要换作是你的话,你会不会有点失落啊?" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "会失落,但不会难过的。如果大嘴和小六要你硬选一个,你会选谁啊" } ] }, { "id": "episode_76_chunk_42", "conversations": [ { "from": "祝无双", "value": "我,我说不清楚。" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "那就用小郭的办法试一下吧" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "把眼睛闭上,听好了啊,菊花和牡丹。" }, { "from": "祝无双", "value": "牡丹" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "棉布和绸缎" }, { "from": "祝无双", "value": "绸缎" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "大嘴和小六" }, { "from": "祝无双", "value": "大嘴" } ] }, { "id": "episode_76_chunk_43", "conversations": [ { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "哎呀,胭脂算是我送的,银子小六出的,这买卖不亏啊。哎呀,这破事总算完了,我终于可以睡个踏实觉了。" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "那我最后再问你一个问题啊" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "你说你说" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "你说你既然不喜欢无双,那做题的时候,你为啥选的是无双而不是惠兰呢?" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "那你慢慢想啊,祝你做个好梦。" } ] }, { "id": "episode_76_chunk_45", "conversations": [ { "from": "白展堂", "value": "谁说我不想娶你……" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "白展堂!" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "这是你逼的" }, { "from": "祝无双", "value": "掌柜的,掌柜的" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "你听我跟你说啊。" }, { "from": "祝无双", "value": "你什么也不要说了,掌柜的,你的大恩大德无双一定会记得的!" } ] }, { "id": "episode_76_chunk_48", "conversations": [ { "from": "展侍卫", "value": "我展堂对天发誓,此生若有负祝姑娘,就让我天打……" }, { "from": "祝无双", "value": "不要说" }, { "from": "祝无双", "value": "为了展大哥,我愿意付出任何代价!" } ] }, { "id": "episode_77_chunk_0", "conversations": [ { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "这么早上哪儿去啊?" }, { "from": "莫小贝", "value": "上学呀。" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "上学需要带这么多的书吗?" }, { "from": "莫小贝", "value": "不多呀。" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "把书包打开让额参观参观。" }, { "from": "莫小贝", "value": "没那个必要吧,请你尊重公民的隐私权。" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "请你尊重家长的监护权,额数到三把书包打开。" }, { "from": "莫小贝", "value": "一二三先走了,嫂子回见。你,佟湘玉,瞧你干的好事。" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "书包断了,额回头额帮你缝啊。这都什么呀,乱七八糟的一堆,家规第三十二条咋说的?" }, { "from": "莫小贝", "value": "禁止带刀上学校,可这不是刀,这是往鞋上绑的。" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "绑在鞋上你想干啥呀?" } ] }, { "id": "episode_77_chunk_1", "conversations": [ { "from": "莫小贝", "value": "嫂子我跟你说,西凉河结冰了,我跟同学说,放学以后我们去滑冰。" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "滑冰?你不想活了呀?万一掉进那个冰窟窿里我找谁要人去?" }, { "from": "莫小贝", "value": "嫂子你放心啦,那河上马车都能过了。" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "走火车也不行,冰刀没收,以后禁止参与这种危险的活动。" }, { "from": "莫小贝", "value": "不准踩,你脱了。" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "就踩就踩,不脱。" }, { "from": "莫小贝", "value": "讨厌你。嫂子。" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "少来,你是要嫂子还是要冰刀?" } ] }, { "id": "episode_77_chunk_2", "conversations": [ { "from": "莫小贝", "value": "要嫂子也要刀,就这一次了,最后一次了。拜托了嫂子,我都跟同学约好了。" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "哪个同学?干你的活去。是不是那个邱小东?回头额要找她娘说道说道。书不好好念就知道玩,跳跳房子过过家家就算了。玩起还没有个边儿了还。" }, { "from": "莫小贝", "value": "葵花点穴手。" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "有没有搞错,莫小贝,你不想要命了你?" }, { "from": "莫小贝", "value": "嫂子对不住啊,做人得讲信用,我得赴约的呀,嫂子对不起啊,回来我给你赔不是。" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "喂喂喂。掌柜的,我的指甲。葵花籽解穴手。老白,又出事了。" } ] }, { "id": "episode_77_chunk_3", "conversations": [ { "from": "小米", "value": "佟掌柜早。又惹你嫂子生气了?" }, { "from": "莫小贝", "value": "跟你有关系吗?烦人劲儿,你那么爱管闲事为什么不去当包打听?" }, { "from": "小米", "value": "包打听,俗俗俗,现在都叫信息咨询师。" }, { "from": "莫小贝", "value": "懒得给你废话了,我先撤了,千万别跟我嫂子说你见过我啊。" }, { "from": "小米", "value": "等等,需不需要我留意一下你嫂子的动向?" }, { "from": "莫小贝", "value": "你有那么好心吗?" } ] }, { "id": "episode_77_chunk_4", "conversations": [ { "from": "小米", "value": "我又没说免费。" }, { "from": "莫小贝", "value": "我说呢嘛,想要什么?" }, { "from": "小米", "value": "那得看具体工作量。" }, { "from": "莫小贝", "value": "我跟你说,没什么工作量。就是让你帮看看我嫂子,能生气到什么程度。晚饭回来之前,向我通报。" }, { "from": "小米", "value": "中,那你给我分配一下具体指标。然后我好根据她愤怒的程度来分级。" }, { "from": "莫小贝", "value": "哦行,你看啊,第一级呢,应该是开始唠叨嘴里;第二级呢,满屋乱转;第三级呢,这个脑门血管都要爆出来了,而且能清楚听见,咬牙的声音;第四级,呆坐着不动,阴沉着脸,对对对,就像你这样喘粗气;第五级呢,就是开始笑。" } ] }, { "id": "episode_77_chunk_5", "conversations": [ { "from": "小米", "value": "笑?" }, { "from": "莫小贝", "value": "就是哪种冷笑,像我这样你看啊。" }, { "from": "小米", "value": "怪慎人的,以前没有见过她这样?" }, { "from": "莫小贝", "value": "今天晚上也许就能见到,如果达到第三级,你马上到我书院通报一声,让我有个心里准备,那要到了第四级,第四级,你呢,赶快给我准备点干粮,我好出去躲两天。到了第五级,麻烦你跟你们葛长老说一声,我莫小贝愿意加入你们丐帮。" }, { "from": "小米", "value": "那欢迎欢迎。行,你先去吧。回来,回来,刚才还没有谈报酬呢,十文钱一天。" } ] }, { "id": "episode_77_chunk_6", "conversations": [ { "from": "莫小贝", "value": "十文钱,那你还不如去抢呢。" }, { "from": "小米", "value": "那给你打个八折,八文钱。先预付三文,你不会连三文钱都拿不出来吧?" }, { "from": "莫小贝", "value": "谁说的,你等着,我给你拿,千万别把咱俩这次对话告诉别人。否则我有权拒付余款喔。" }, { "from": "小米", "value": "五文钱还整个余款。累不累呀。" } ] }, { "id": "episode_77_chunk_24", "conversations": [ { "from": "白展堂", "value": "解穴手。妈呀干啥呀,我点你疯穴了?" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "额问你,你为啥要给小贝教点穴?你是不是嫌场面还不够乱呀?" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "情景喜剧有啥场面呐。" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "是不是嫌局面还不够乱呀?" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "不是我教的,不信你问她。" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "我证明啊,确实不是老白教的。" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "那就是无双,她人呢?" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "算了算了。" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "你拦着额干啥,你闪开。无双。" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "湘玉。" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "祝无双你给我出来。祝无双。" } ] }, { "id": "episode_77_chunk_26", "conversations": [ { "from": "祝无双", "value": "我错了嘛,那我也不想这样子。我不教他又哭又闹缠了我好几天,我没有办法。" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "我怎么跟你说的?你非不听的。" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "你不要说她,你也逃脱不了干系。" }, { "from": "祝无双", "value": "不要怪我师兄,都是我的错,跟他一点关系没有,要罚就罚我好了。" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "当然要罚你,还有你。" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "我啊?跟我有啥关系啊。" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "她的书包监控权在你手里吧?书包里有冰刀,你难辞其咎。" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "我又不能二十四小时看着她了。再说那冰刀又不是我给她做的。" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "不是你还能是谁呀?" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "这事跟我没啥关系,真的我发誓,我就帮她找俩锈铁片子,是她自己一点点儿磨的。" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "我拜托诸位好不好?以后做事情之前,先过过你们的脑子好不好?小贝是个孩子,说说不听打打不得,本来就很难管教,你们再这么由着她的性子胡来,以后长大了谁还敢娶她过门呀,额准备了那么多的嫁妆,回头送不出去额给大家分了怎么样呀?" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "那感情好啊,一定要吸取教训,绝不能滋长她这种任意妄为的歪风。" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "行了,少来,你也好不到哪儿去。" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "我是你这头的。" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "额这头的,她要走你咋不抓住她呢?" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "大不了放学以后我到她门口去堵她呗。放学以后直接一顿暴打,打服为止。" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "不等放学,你现在就去,把她给额抓回来,先生要是问,你就说是额说的,还敢跟额动手,额就让她动个够。不爱上学就永远不要上了,还不快去?" } ] }, { "id": "episode_77_chunk_28", "conversations": [ { "from": "祝无双", "value": "师兄。师兄,我真的不是故意的嘛,早知道这样打死我也不教她。" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "过来,我问你,你都教到哪儿了?" }, { "from": "祝无双", "value": "认穴和指法都教完了,身法教了一半,步法教了三分之一。" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "心法呢?心法也教了?" }, { "from": "祝无双", "value": "小贝学东西可快了,我随便一教她就会了。以她现在的武功,跟小六动手,她不出两招。" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "完了,彻底完了,现在想废她武功都来不及了。" }, { "from": "祝无双", "value": "那怎么办啊?要不我把她手指头给撅了。" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "我把你手指头撅了。" }, { "from": "祝无双", "value": "那我这么糊涂,我现在怎么办嘛。" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "老白,快给我倒杯水。" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "小贝呢?" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "小贝压根儿就没去书院。" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "那她去哪儿了?我从东街转到西街,南亭找到北桥,我连西凉河我都去过了,连个人影都没有啊。但是我看到河面上有个大窟窿啊。我开玩笑的。" }, { "from": "祝无双", "value": "都什么时候了你怎么还有心思开玩笑啊?" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "到底有没有窟窿?" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "有有有,但人家那是为了钓鱼凿开的。外面都围着砖块呢。" }, { "from": "祝无双", "value": "呀,小贝万一掉进去怎么办?冰刀这么快,她一时刹不住,然后就噗嗵。" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "行行行,别胡说八道了,没事儿。外头没有,说不定上谁家玩去了。" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "大白天的,她不上学人家也不上学?你以为谁都跟咱家小孩一样?" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "我跟你们说啊,这件事千万别让湘玉知道,要不然都得完蛋。" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "你说得轻巧,那回头掌柜的问我要人,我拿谁给她去?" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "哎,你啥时候回来的?小贝呢?" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "老白。" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "小贝刚才回来了,然后我批评她几句,我看孩子挺虚心的,就让她上课去了,那你要找她我现在就给你找去。这样,你先上楼歇会儿消消气,来来来。" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "找去啊。" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "找找。你先上去。" }, { "from": "祝无双", "value": "怎么办,怎么办。" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "现在是紧急情况,天黑之前,务必把小贝给我找回来,咱们进行地毯式搜索。咱们四个分东南西北分头去找。" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "好。" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "无双,你留下陪湘玉。" }, { "from": "祝无双", "value": "不不,我还是去找吧,我又不会说谎。回头逼问起来,我要露馅儿的。" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "那倒也是,咱这里谁最会撒谎?好吧,我留下,你们快去快回。小心啊。" } ] }, { "id": "episode_77_chunk_29", "conversations": [ { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "这是……老白,老白快出来看啊。" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "怎么了?" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "这是小贝的书包带,早上被掌柜的弄断的。" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "不是绑架不是绑架不是绑架。耶。" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "信里写的什么?" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "首先声明这不是绑架。" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "之后呢?" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "莫小贝自愿留在我处,并享受贵宾级待遇,经过友好协商,她愿意有条件回家,具体条件,正在进一步友好协商中,请诸君梢安毋躁,静侯佳音。" } ] }, { "id": "episode_77_chunk_30", "conversations": [ { "from": "白展堂", "value": "别吃了,过来。" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "哎呀,你们就信我一句话吧,这绝对是恶作剧。" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "你咋看出来的呢?" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "还用问吗?咱这个小镇上,有几个人会武功啊?连小六都是不小贝的对手,谁能绑得了她呀?" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "那如果是外面来的人呢?" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "人家吃饱撑的呀?小贝她再顽皮她也是个孩子,没招谁没惹谁,掌柜的人缘又那么好,寻仇啊基本是不可能。你说图钱吧,咱这儿又不富裕,没有犯罪动机他怎么犯罪啊?" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "我不同意这是恶作剧,首先这封信上的字体不是小贝的。" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "我同意,这个字啊,结构饱满,下笔有力,应该是大人的笔迹,而且用的是左手。" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "你说,会不会是谁跟小贝串通好的?" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "不可能,你们想一下地形啊,前面有堵墙档着,旁边有人看着,总共不到十米的距离,能把刀插的那么深是何等的武功?" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "你别忘了,她跟你娘学过隔空打穴。" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "扔石子靠的是指力,匕首靠的是腕力。能把刀插的这么深,别说是小贝了,就是我娘都不成。" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "人家一开始都说不是绑架了。人家上来就说明白了。" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "这个叫顺槽,又叫通斗。就是防止咱们报官的,像这封信往衙门上一送,不负责任的官员和捕快一看不是绑架,肯定会甩手不管,这个人绝对不是个新手,咱们就乖乖等着人家来开价吧。" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "我,我去找掌柜的。" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "我跟你说啊,这件事千万千万不能跟她说,她万一有个三长两短的,咱还不够照顾她的呢。" }, { "from": "祝无双", "value": "不告诉她,总会被发现的,我们总不能瞒她一辈子吧。" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "对对对。" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "先瞒着,走一步看一步。这件事由我全权负责,如果她要怪罪下来,就说是我说的。" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "那现在怎么办?总不能空等着吧。" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "不能等着,咱先出去打听打听,看看江湖上有什么风声。" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "走走走,打听打听。" } ] }, { "id": "episode_77_chunk_31", "conversations": [ { "from": "小米", "value": "咋,这又大扫除不是?" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "不用起来,躺着说话就行。" }, { "from": "小米", "value": "哦,求人呐,先给三文钱,打听事,每个问题三文谢绝还价啊。" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "我问你,刚才有没有看到什么可疑的人过去?" }, { "from": "小米", "value": "没有。" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "那都有什么人经过这儿了?" }, { "from": "小米", "value": "三文。等我想想啊,刚才经过这儿的有米铺的葛掌柜,还有他的二老婆,还有那个胭脂店的小结巴,和他乡下来的小表妹,当铺的皮二爷,还有娄知县的师爷,还有流云坊的小东瓜小西瓜。" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "你别说那没用的,就说不认识的陌生人。" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "对。" }, { "from": "小米", "value": "没有,都认识,基本上都是咱镇上的。" }, { "from": "祝无双", "value": "那你有没有见过小贝呀。" }, { "from": "小米", "value": "三文。没有。" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "那小贝她有没有从这儿经过?" }, { "from": "小米", "value": "三问,没有。" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "葵花……" }, { "from": "小米", "value": "有有有,就今天早上,她背个小书包上学去了,从此之后就再也没见过了。咋了?出事儿了?" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "每个问题三文。" }, { "from": "小米", "value": "我还不稀罕听呢,你们还有事没有?没有事别挡哥们儿晒太阳啊。" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "跟你说可以,但你要保证保密。" }, { "from": "小米", "value": "保密。" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "小贝有可能被绑架了。" }, { "from": "小米", "value": "真的假的?" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "我说,你要真是朋友的话,就帮我们打听打听。" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "丐帮人面广,消息也灵通,最关键的是我们有可能被盯上了。目标太大,现在出去的话,容易打草惊蛇。我再次重申一遍,这不是玩笑。" }, { "from": "小米", "value": "我有数了,我马上去打听打听,你等我消息啊。" } ] }, { "id": "episode_77_chunk_32", "conversations": [ { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "展堂。呀,你地脸色咋这么差的呀?" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "没事,昨晚上没睡好补一觉就好了。" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "今天上午还好好的,咋忽然就变成这个样子了,惨白惨白的。真成小白脸了。呦,你们俩商量啥呢,神神秘秘的。" }, { "from": "小米", "value": "老白让我打听的事我打听清楚了。" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "啥事情?" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "没事。我们俩私事。" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "你跟额还有私事情啊?小米。" }, { "from": "小米", "value": "没事,没事。" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "无所谓,不想说算了。你们俩继续啊。" }, { "from": "小米", "value": "现在可以继续说了吧?" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "说吧。" }, { "from": "小米", "value": "有人在街上见过小贝。" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "什么时候?" }, { "from": "小米", "value": "今天上午。在东街她先看了一会捏糖人,然后在当铺口转了半天,等开门之后她就进去了。" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "然后呢?" }, { "from": "小米", "value": "然后又出来了。出来之后呀,又去了一趟西街,转进一条小巷之后,就再也没人见过她了,我特意留意了一下,那是个死胡同。" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "看来次人果然是高手。" }, { "from": "尚导", "value": "倒茶。" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "等会儿。" }, { "from": "小米", "value": "你咋知道的?" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "你想啊,死胡同怎么出去?只能跳墙吧,他一个人跳了不算还背着一个孩子,说明他轻功了得啊。" }, { "from": "小米", "value": "那也未必,兴许是个普通的小贼。" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "你不知道,现在小贝会点穴了,就你这熊样的,绝对过不了两招。" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "来了来了,第二封信。你看我干啥呀?我啥都不知道。我刚到院子里就看这封信在地上了。" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "走,你别跟着啊,你在这儿看店。有事我通知你,记着啊,千万别告诉湘玉。" }, { "from": "尚导", "value": "倒酒。" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "我觉得小米说的也没错,咱上哪儿弄那么多钱啊。" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "包大仁走的时候留下三千两银子,买人参花了一千两,还剩下两千两。" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "对对对。" }, { "from": "祝无双", "value": "那你赶紧的,我给他们送过去。" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "不在我这儿,湘玉不允许我藏私房钱。湘玉去哪儿了?" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "她到西街收账去了。" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "这样,等她回来的时候,你们俩想办法拖住她。我现在上她房里找找去啊。" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "行行,你动作快点啊。" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "来了来了。掌柜的,你回来了。" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "咋了?" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "哇噻,掌柜的,你现在越来越会保养了,你看你这个脸色,白里透着红红里透绿。" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "红里透绿,你是不是色盲呀?" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "反正就是夸你皮肤好嘛。咱俩一比呀,你就是剥了壳的荔枝,我就是遭了霜的菠萝,还有无双就是那刚下地的红毛丹。" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "没有关系,是个人就会犯错额原谅你,有什么事回头再说。" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "掌柜的。" } ] }, { "id": "episode_77_chunk_33", "conversations": [ { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "呀,咋回事情?" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "你这屋咋这么乱呢?还有耗子。好好收拾收拾啊,晚上我过来检查。" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "站住,到底咋回事情?你在找什么东西啊?" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "我找首饰。找胭脂呢,找古董花瓶,找啥都忘了。" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "展堂,咱俩以前是怎么约定的?不管发生任何事情都不能欺骗对方吧?这是相处的底线,咱俩之间难道连这点默契都没有了吗?" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "湘玉,我真没想骗你,那我说了你别生气啊。" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "你先说嘛。" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "我需要一千两银子有急用。" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "用途,你不说我是不可能给你的。" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "好我说,这一千两银子啊,我打算买商票。" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "商市都快崩盘了,你还敢买商票?" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "内部消息,大户坐庄一天赚三倍。当天进出,一千直接变三千。" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "全是蒙人的,大鱼吃小鱼,小鱼吃虾米。咱们这些小虾米,就不要做那个发财的梦了。行了行了,看这个屋子乱的,以后你再敢乱翻小心我翻脸啊。" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "湘玉我真没想骗你,这钱我有急用。我现在没时间跟你解释,但是我向你保证我不是用在歪道上。你先把钱借给我,回头有时间,我原原本本一个字都不落的,给你解释清楚,行吗?" } ] }, { "id": "episode_77_chunk_34", "conversations": [ { "from": "白展堂", "value": "大家放心吧,银子我拿到了,这样我先去,你们等我消息啊。在我回来之前千万千万不能轻举妄动。" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "行了行了。掌柜的。" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "你们……" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "我们……" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "你们也都知道啦。" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "咋的,你也知道了?" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "废话,否则我会把银票给他吗?那件事情还确实挺麻烦的喔。" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "可不咋地,早知道这样。" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "掌柜的,你觉得那件事情它麻烦在哪儿呢?" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "你觉得呢?" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "我问你呢,你问我?" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "不说算了,大嘴你头先说你犯了个错误。" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "你别问我,我啥也不知道。阿巴阿巴阿巴巴……" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "秀才你送给我的那首风华正茂的诗呢?" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "阿巴阿巴,阿里巴巴和爸爸。" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "无双,你可是这个屋里唯一不会骗人的人,额相信你。" }, { "from": "祝无双", "value": "我有权保持沉默,对不起啊。" }, { "from": "尚导", "value": "倒酒。" }, { "from": "燕小六", "value": "你们都在呢?佟掌柜,小贝找着没有?嘴,嘴怎么的了?食指,吹口哨?这也吹不响啊这个。" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "行了行了,我说实话吧掌柜的,小贝在学校闯了点小祸。" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "对对对,先生他留堂不让小贝回家。说是要做一宿作业,晚饭就在书院吃了。" }, { "from": "燕小六", "value": "这死小米,非说小贝被人绑架了,瞧我急着一身汗呐。" }, { "from": "燕小六", "value": "掌柜的,掌柜的……没这事儿。" } ] }, { "id": "episode_77_chunk_36", "conversations": [ { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "小六快倒水。" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "对不住啊,打烊了,再来再来。" } ] }, { "id": "episode_77_chunk_37", "conversations": [ { "from": "祝无双", "value": "别着急啊,他们说了,只要银子一到,马上就把小贝送回来。" }, { "from": "燕小六", "value": "那也未必,这绑架过程当中,万一露相,匪徒那就的撕票,小贝。你掐我干嘛?" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "少说两句你会死啊你?" }, { "from": "燕小六", "value": "佟掌柜你放心,只要有我和无双在,再狠的绑匪横竖就是一死啊。" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "贼死不死跟额没有关系,额只要小贝,额的小贝。" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "你放心吧,小贝绝对不可能有事的。" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "是啊掌柜的,小贝的左右手生命线都已经长通了,她活不到一百岁你找我。" }, { "from": "燕小六", "value": "生命线又不包括意外,这种事你们就应该提早报案。事儿拖的越久越麻烦,前些日子衡阳有一户人家,孩子遭人绑架了,家里交赎金才晚了半天,人家直接就送来一撮头发。" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "什么意思啊?" }, { "from": "燕小六", "value": "吓唬家里人,让他交钱呐。这事儿多亏了人家谢捕头把案子给破了。" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "哪个谢捕头?" }, { "from": "燕小六", "value": "谢步东,关中总捕头……的候选人,专破绑架案。" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "行了行了,小六这也没你啥事了,你该干嘛去干嘛去。慢走不送拉。" }, { "from": "燕小六", "value": "不送了。哎?你们叫我走就走,你们算老几啊?" }, { "from": "燕小六", "value": "你算老几个?" }, { "from": "燕小六", "value": "我是本镇的唯一捕头,这个这个,这件事情很是棘手,所以我们不能任着性子胡来,再说绑架是严重危害社会治安的行为,我们绝不能等闲视之,为了争取最终的胜利,我们必须要团结一致,万众一心,孤注一掷,反戈一击。" }, { "from": "燕小六", "value": "闭嘴。" }, { "from": "燕小六", "value": "吓我一跳,你们一分钟之内,说了好几个闭嘴,你们能不能换点别的,你们。" }, { "from": "祝无双", "value": "好啊,葵花点穴手。" }, { "from": "燕小六", "value": "别别别,我走走走还不行吗?我就不信了,没有你们,我还就破不成案子了。" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "记得关门啊。" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "你们不要说了,你们先出去吧。无双你留下,额有话跟你说。" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "那我们先走了,掌柜的。" } ] }, { "id": "episode_77_chunk_38", "conversations": [ { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "老白老白,怎么样,银子交过去了吗?小贝呢?小贝。" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "先不说这个,掌柜的怎么样了?" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "他已经知道了,是小六说的。" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "小六是怎么知道?站住,过来,我还有事儿问你呢。" }, { "from": "小米", "value": "问吧,这次免费。" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "我问你,这事儿你除了告诉小六还告诉谁了?" }, { "from": "小米", "value": "我……" } ] }, { "id": "episode_77_chunk_39", "conversations": [ { "from": "燕小六", "value": "别动老实点,跟我走听见没有。" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "怎么回事?" }, { "from": "燕小六", "value": "哈哈,绑匪已经落网了。" }, { "from": "小米", "value": "我不是绑匪。" }, { "from": "燕小六", "value": "你不是绑匪?你怎么解释第一封信的内容?" }, { "from": "小米", "value": "我……" }, { "from": "燕小六", "value": "我我我,你刚才不挺横的吗?现在怎么结巴上了,说说说。" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "不对呀,第一封信咱不给他看过吗?" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "咱给他看的是第二封,第一封就咱们几个看过。" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "小米。" }, { "from": "小米", "value": "我绝不是绑匪,咱都是街坊邻居的,我绑谁不中非得绑小贝呀。再说兔子还不吃窝边草呢。" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "小六,你除了这个还有别的证据吗?" }, { "from": "燕小六", "value": "大家伙上眼啊,看看这封信,注意笔迹喔。" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "跟第一封的笔迹一模一样,你怎么拿到这封信的?" }, { "from": "燕小六", "value": "说来话长,我开始想到街上打听一下,突然看见几个乞丐鬼鬼祟祟的,我就想过去问一下,哪知道见到我掉头就跑,我这一追不要紧,他们吓得连布袋子都不要了,我捡起这布袋子一看,这封信就藏在里面,落款小米。" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "小米你把小贝弄哪里去了?" }, { "from": "小米", "value": "这是一封求救信,是让帮中长老帮我留意小贝的事儿。" }, { "from": "燕小六", "value": "那你为嘛见了我就要跑?" }, { "from": "小米", "value": "那毕竟是帮中的密信,让官府搜去了不好啊。佟掌柜,你一定要相信我啊。" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "你不说,额怎么能相信你啊。" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "说,说。" }, { "from": "小米", "value": "好吧,第一封信确实是我写的。但绝不是一封绑架信。" }, { "from": "燕小六", "value": "哼……你不说是吧,好,跟我回衙门走一趟,打到你说为止。" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "等等,小米,我相信这事不是你干的。" }, { "from": "小米", "value": "老白。" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "但是你必须把你知道原原本本,清清楚楚每一个细节都给我交代清楚,否则谁都帮不了你。" } ] }, { "id": "episode_77_chunk_40", "conversations": [ { "from": "燕小六", "value": "坐下坐下坐下。" }, { "from": "小米", "value": "后边的事儿,你们也都知道,我真是冤枉的。" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "先不要管信了,小贝在哪儿啊。" }, { "from": "小米", "value": "我以为她会去城隍庙,后来我去看了,没有人影,我一打听才知道,她根本没出城。本来以为吧,孩子贪玩,后来一看第二封信,这才知道真出事了,我赶快去通知小六,要不我绑的,我还跟你说啥说,我还不溜了。" }, { "from": "燕小六", "value": "哼,还敢狡辩,先跟我回衙门再说,走。" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "放开他。" }, { "from": "燕小六", "value": "干嘛?" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "我相信这事不是小米干的。" }, { "from": "燕小六", "value": "你凭嘛相信他?" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "丐帮虽然不是名门正派,但他们毕竟是侠义之道,这种下三滥的手段他们不会干的。" }, { "from": "燕小六", "value": "那就不许他自己个儿单干?" }, { "from": "小米", "value": "我自己单干我得有那胆儿,我有那胆我得有那心呐我。我有那心,我,我还是闭嘴吧我。" }, { "from": "小米", "value": "佟掌柜。" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "嘘,房顶有人。这样,你们接着说话别停,我上去看看。" } ] }, { "id": "episode_78_chunk_1", "conversations": [ { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "怎么了?" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "别过来,别过来此人武功了得,中了我的葵花点穴手还能活动自如。" }, { "from": "谢捕头", "value": "你的点穴手跟谁学的?" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "废话少说,钱我们一个子儿都不会少你的,人你什么时候交?" }, { "from": "谢捕头", "value": "什么人?" }, { "from": "燕小六", "value": "就是被你绑走的那小女孩,你以为装傻就能逃过一劫?" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "只要你肯交人,我可以保证让你全身而退。" }, { "from": "谢捕头", "value": "你保证?私下谈判那是违法的,连这点法律常识都不知道吗?这个案子谁是负责人?" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "我。" }, { "from": "谢捕头", "value": "到底是谁?" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "我。" }, { "from": "燕小六", "value": "我是本镇的唯一捕头燕小六。少废话,你姓嘛,叫嘛从哪儿来,到哪儿去,家里几口人,人均几亩地,地里几头牛,说说说……你是?我还没看清楚呢我。" }, { "from": "谢捕头", "value": "甭看了,鄙人免贵姓谢,衡阳谢步东。" }, { "from": "燕小六", "value": "关中总捕头……" }, { "from": "燕小六", "value": "的候选人。" }, { "from": "燕小六", "value": "候选人也是人呐。候选人这边请,慢点走,慢点走。" } ] }, { "id": "episode_78_chunk_2", "conversations": [ { "from": "白展堂", "value": "来我看看。" }, { "from": "祝无双", "value": "师兄来我看看。你看不懂。" }, { "from": "谢捕头", "value": "他谁呀?" }, { "from": "谢捕头", "value": "我们镇燕捕头。" }, { "from": "谢捕头", "value": "我听说你们镇有一个捕头姓刑啊。" }, { "from": "燕小六", "value": "那是我师傅,现在在十八里铺当捕头呢。您认识他?" }, { "from": "谢捕头", "value": "不认识,听说过,我听说他还活捉过盗神姬无命?" }, { "from": "燕小六", "value": "对对,那就是他那就是他,您的大名我也是从他那儿听说的。" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "他是谁呀?他很有名吗?" }, { "from": "燕小六", "value": "废话嘛,谢捕头专办绑架案子,衡阳那宗绑架案子,就是他一手干的?" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "拿下。" }, { "from": "燕小六", "value": "一手办的,办的。" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "说清楚了。" }, { "from": "谢捕头", "value": "非常惭愧,由于我介入的晚,当事人吃了不少苦啊。" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "您等会儿,我们这案子您怎么知道的?" }, { "from": "谢捕头", "value": "不是你们请我来的吗?飞鸽传书啊,这信是不是你们写的?" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "这封信的字迹跟前几封不大一样。" }, { "from": "谢捕头", "value": "干嘛呢?嘀咕什么呢?" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "没事,反正甭管是谁写的吧,您已经来了,只要您来了那我们就好办了。" }, { "from": "谢捕头", "value": "那可未必,我丑话说前面,我只负责办案,不负责当事人的安全,如果死了伤了缺胳膊少腿的,跟我没关系。" }, { "from": "谢捕头", "value": "掌柜的掌柜的。" }, { "from": "祝无双", "value": "谢捕头啊,这个案子,您打算从什么地方入手呢?" }, { "from": "谢捕头", "value": "好了。现在还不清楚,经过初步的调查,有一点可以肯定,这绝对是一伙职业的绑匪。" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "绑匪还有业余的?" }, { "from": "谢捕头", "value": "你想早点破案吗?不要多说话,干好自己的事情。" }, { "from": "燕小六", "value": "听听人家谢捕头说的,谢捕头怎么说你们就怎么,我还没说完呢,你们拽我干嘛?" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "这人行不行?" }, { "from": "燕小六", "value": "开嘛玩笑,关中总捕头……的候选人,专破绑架案子,还信不过?" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "可他连自己人都分不清楚,刚才差一点把展堂都给打了。" }, { "from": "谢捕头", "value": "没有时间废话了,赶紧把那勒索信给我拿来,我要研究研究。" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "喝成这样了,用不用我们提供点现成的线索?" }, { "from": "谢捕头", "value": "需要的时候我会跟你说的。" }, { "from": "燕小六", "value": "谢捕头,您办案子那我干点嘛呢?" }, { "from": "谢捕头", "value": "困了就睡,饿了就吃,我喜欢独自办案,不好意思。" } ] }, { "id": "episode_78_chunk_3", "conversations": [ { "from": "谢捕头", "value": "成啦。" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "倒水倒水。" }, { "from": "谢捕头", "value": "经过我一宿的研究和琢磨,这个案子我找到突破口了。" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "啥突破口?" }, { "from": "谢捕头", "value": "你们看,看看这信这两封信。看出什么没有?" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "没看出来。" }, { "from": "谢捕头", "value": "第一封信第二封信和第三封信,这笔迹,这就不是一个人写的嘛。" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "聪明,还有呢?" }, { "from": "谢捕头", "value": "还有,我刚才说的这笔迹呀。这撇这捺,这句号,明显没有画圆嘛。" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "合着你研究了一宿就研究出个句号啊?打住吧,我看你像个句号。" }, { "from": "谢捕头", "value": "你在怀疑我办案的能力吗?" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "不是,这三封信我们当时拿着当时就看出来了。" }, { "from": "谢捕头", "value": "看出什么了?" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "第一封是丐帮小米写的,第二第三封是绑匪写的。" }, { "from": "谢捕头", "value": "那你们怎么不早说啊?" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "是你不让我们说的,说你需要的时候我们再说。" }, { "from": "谢捕头", "value": "那还废什么话啊,赶紧传唤小米。" }, { "from": "谢捕头", "value": "快去,快去。" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "我给你叫去。坏了坏了,小米不见了,还有他那个铺盖,还有他那个碗都没了。" }, { "from": "谢捕头", "value": "看看,看看,现成的嫌疑人怎么就给放跑了呢?" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "我出去看看。" }, { "from": "谢捕头", "value": "你等会儿。" }, { "from": "燕小六", "value": "你回来。" }, { "from": "谢捕头", "value": "燕捕头。" }, { "from": "燕小六", "value": "给你倒水。" }, { "from": "谢捕头", "value": "倒什么水,把好大门,没有我的命令,不许任何人出去。你,跟我来。" } ] }, { "id": "episode_78_chunk_4", "conversations": [ { "from": "谢捕头", "value": "你的武功是跟谁学的?" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "这跟案子有关系吗?跟我娘。" }, { "from": "谢捕头", "value": "你娘是什么人呐?" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "我娘是生我的那个人。" }, { "from": "谢捕头", "value": "性别,她姓什么叫什么?" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "我娘姓白,人称白三娘,咋认识?" }, { "from": "谢捕头", "value": "不认识。听说过,既然你娘是个捕快,那你怎么心甘情愿当上跑堂的呢?" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "我还是那个问题,这跟案子有关系吗?" }, { "from": "谢捕头", "value": "怎么没关系啊?你不要忘了,你是第一个发现那小女孩被绑架的人呐。" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "那又怎么样?" }, { "from": "谢捕头", "value": "怎么样?通常大部分绑架案,第一个报案的,有五成的机率就是绑架者。如果是熟人呢,那这个机率翻一倍。" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "哦,五成的机率再翻一倍,那就是十成了,来,你直接把我带回去得了,带回去吧。" }, { "from": "谢捕头", "value": "你招了?" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "我招什么我就招了?" }, { "from": "谢捕头", "value": "不要激动,我的意思是说,你要是不招我怎么带你呀,是不是。" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "谢捕头,我非常相信您的办案能力,但是咱办案总得靠点谱吧。" }, { "from": "谢捕头", "value": "你的意思是我不靠谱了?我怎么就不靠谱呢?" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "你当然不靠谱了,我绑架小贝我图什么呀?" }, { "from": "谢捕头", "value": "这理由很好找啊,你是个跑堂的,平时被人呐喊过来招过去,你心里很不满,怎么办呢?要绑架掌柜的呢,没人给你发工钱,所以……" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "小贝她嫂子也就是我们佟掌柜,那我是未婚妻。" }, { "from": "谢捕头", "value": "那嫂子要出嫁,小姑子不同意,有些人为了追求自己的幸福,所以绑架他人下了毒手,浪子回头金不换,如果你把人交出来,我保证,你是不会被杀头的。" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "谢捕头啊,你好意我心领了,你还有事吗?没事我先走了你坐啊。" }, { "from": "谢捕头", "value": "你还没审完呢,站住站住。" } ] }, { "id": "episode_78_chunk_5", "conversations": [ { "from": "燕小六", "value": "站住站住,你干嘛去?" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "他说我是绑匪,我潜逃总行吧?以前你师傅再怎么胡闹也有个限度啊,这位呢?看看这位。" }, { "from": "燕小六", "value": "谢捕头,搞错了,老白,自己人。" }, { "from": "谢捕头", "value": "是不是自己人我清楚,我让你看大门,犯人要跑了,你负得了责任吗?" }, { "from": "燕小六", "value": "负不了,您看,谢捕头,你说老白是绑匪,有嘛证据吗?" }, { "from": "谢捕头", "value": "原先没有现在有了,你都听见了,他要不是绑匪他为什么要潜逃啊?" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "喂,我说你是来办案的还是来添乱的?" }, { "from": "谢捕头", "value": "这位姑娘,你在怀疑我办案的能力吗?" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "你翻来覆去就这么一句话,你能不能说点别的?我告诉你,不光我怀疑你我们大家都怀疑你。" }, { "from": "谢捕头", "value": "燕捕头。" }, { "from": "燕小六", "value": "您喝水。" }, { "from": "谢捕头", "value": "喝你个头。" }, { "from": "燕小六", "value": "不是您看,我倒不怀疑您的办案能力,但是您说老白是绑匪,总得讲点证据吧?" }, { "from": "谢捕头", "value": "不好意思,讲证据不是我的风格。" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "那您的风格是?" }, { "from": "谢捕头", "value": "大胆假设,小心论证,现在是假设阶段。梢后就有详细的论证了。" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "那您能不能快着点?时间不等人。" }, { "from": "谢捕头", "value": "接下来……" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "行了,审我吧,快点儿。" }, { "from": "燕小六", "value": "我给您看门。" } ] }, { "id": "episode_78_chunk_6", "conversations": [ { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "您要不要来一个?" }, { "from": "谢捕头", "value": "没那牙口。请你仔细的描述一下,你和当事人的关系?" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "我跟她就是同屋也是姐妹。" }, { "from": "谢捕头", "value": "姐妹,有意思,以前一个案子就是姐姐绑架妹妹。" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "恩?" }, { "from": "谢捕头", "value": "我不是说你。" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "知道,你随便说啊。我的气量比刚才那个老白大得多。" }, { "from": "谢捕头", "value": "那好吧,那你跟当事人之间就没有点什么事吗?" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "什么什么事啊?" }, { "from": "谢捕头", "value": "就是有什么冲突没有啊?" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "我们经常冲突,有时候还吵架,动不动就动手。A型B型AB型O型全都有。人呢?" }, { "from": "谢捕头", "value": "暴脾气,不要太暴力嘛。" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "你什么意思啊?" }, { "from": "谢捕头", "value": "不要误会,我绝对没有怀疑你的意思。在这些人里面你的嫌疑是最小的一个。" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "凭什么呀?" }, { "from": "谢捕头", "value": "是这样的,前些日子我见了你的父亲,我亲眼见的,我们还握了手,至今都没舍得洗。衡阳那个案子,多亏了你老父亲。如果没有他,那当事人连命都保不住了,短短几天,我学到不少东西,那真是受益非浅。说起这事儿,真是,还得了不少虚名,惭愧。" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "你说这些干什么呀?这跟案子有关系吗?" }, { "from": "谢捕头", "value": "俗话说的好,虎父无犬女啊,我百分之百相信你,绝对不会干出那种事情。" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "拜托你啊,这件事情跟我爹有什么关系?我是我,他是他好不好?我做的事情跟他没关系。" }, { "from": "谢捕头", "value": "这么说,这事跟你有关系了?" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "我可没这么说啊,你不要胡说八道啊。" }, { "from": "谢捕头", "value": "脱口而出,一般都是心里话。" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "那我的嫌疑还是最小吗?" }, { "from": "谢捕头", "value": "呵呵,你可以走了,拜托,麻烦通知下一位。你和当事人的同屋是什么关系?" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "当事人同屋,你是说芙妹啊,我女朋友。" }, { "from": "谢捕头", "value": "你的女朋友,有没有抱怨当事人呢?" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "抱怨,具体是指??" }, { "from": "谢捕头", "value": "就是发牢骚,背后说她坏话。" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "每天都说,小贝呀,老是惹芙妹生气,不过这两人转眼就和好了。" }, { "from": "谢捕头", "value": "是真的和好还是装出来和好?" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "应该是真的和好,这两人都是直肠子。" }, { "from": "谢捕头", "value": "他们什么肠子,我会判断,你只需要告诉我,你的女朋友和当事人发生冲突以后,她有没有说出要报复之类的话呀?" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "报复谁呀?小贝呀,这怎么可能呢?" }, { "from": "谢捕头", "value": "凡事都有可能,你就大胆的说,你的话我会替你保密的。" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "用不着保密,大家都是自己人。芙妹把小贝当成自己的小妹妹,什么好吃的好喝的给她留着,小贝犯了错帮她担着,对她比对我还好哎。" }, { "from": "谢捕头", "value": "难道这还不说明问题吗?" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "什么问题呀?" }, { "from": "谢捕头", "value": "以前我就办一个案子,姐妹俩为争一个男人大打出手,挠的是头破血流。" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "stop,停停,你知道小贝多大吗?" }, { "from": "谢捕头", "value": "多大?" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "十岁,拜托你大胆假设之前先小心调查一下下。" }, { "from": "谢捕头", "value": "难道没有别的什么事儿?" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "没有。" }, { "from": "谢捕头", "value": "你再好好的仔细的。" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "用不着回忆,你有这闲功夫啊,自己出去看看,老盘问我们,这有用吗?" }, { "from": "谢捕头", "value": "住口,我怎么办案还得你教我啊?出去,回来,帮我传下一个人。" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "yes,sir。" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "你要起飞啊?" }, { "from": "谢捕头", "value": "你跟当事人关系怎么样?" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "还行吧,她虽然不听我的,但对我还算客气,咋的了?" }, { "from": "谢捕头", "value": "衣服挺新呐。" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "我在厨房工作,只能穿旧的,那新衣服一穿就脏。" }, { "from": "谢捕头", "value": "收入怎么样?" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "还行吧,一个人单身过日子还行,娶媳妇就难说了。" }, { "from": "谢捕头", "value": "有人了吗?" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "有了,但是,这跟本案有啥关系吗?" }, { "from": "谢捕头", "value": "随便问问,打算什么时候娶亲啊?" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "这由不得我了,得看人家的,关键就是没钱呐。咋地也得把房钱先挣出来吧,要不然你娶回来住哪儿啊?一想起这事儿我脑瓜仁都疼," }, { "from": "谢捕头", "value": "但是你这个现状,对你的收入,买房子困难点吧。" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "可不咋的,现在房价多贵呀,我跟你说,我一个月才二钱银子,我也就只能琢磨琢磨那经济适用房,你不会怀疑我吧?" }, { "from": "谢捕头", "value": "不是怀疑,每个人都有嫌疑,只不过你大而已啊。" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "凭啥呀?" }, { "from": "谢捕头", "value": "绑架图什么?" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "钱呐。" }, { "from": "谢捕头", "value": "你缺什么?" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "钱呐,开啥玩笑啊,我要真赚钱我还需要绑架啊我呀。" }, { "from": "谢捕头", "value": "那你还有别的什么办法吗?说出一条来,立马走人。" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "我有手艺是吧,我摆个摊,我卖羊肉串行不行啊。" }, { "from": "谢捕头", "value": "那你卖多少羊肉串,能赚回两千两,算过吗?" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "我不跟你说,你爱咋怀疑咋怀疑,小贝没回来,说啥都没用,还审案子,净瞎审还不如老刑呢。" }, { "from": "谢捕头", "value": "站住。" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "干啥呀。" }, { "from": "谢捕头", "value": "我还没问完呢。" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "我告诉你,我能说的都说了,我爱抓就抓,爱打就打,我还不伺候你了呢。" }, { "from": "谢捕头", "value": "出去。" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "你是不是还想再找别人?" }, { "from": "谢捕头", "value": "对啊。" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "你是不是还想再找佟掌柜呀?" }, { "from": "谢捕头", "value": "没错。" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "你自己叫去,还是我去吧,不麻烦你老人家了。" }, { "from": "谢捕头", "value": "怎么天黑了呢?" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "折腾完了没有?问了一个上午了这个案子有啥进展没有?" }, { "from": "谢捕头", "value": "有进展,经过我……不对呀,这案子是我审的,经过我的努力,我发现,这个店里每个人都有嫌疑,而且嫌疑最大的就是……" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "是谁呀?" }, { "from": "谢捕头", "value": "是谁并不重要,你也开始相信,这个案子是自己人干的啦?" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "额啥时候说额相信了?" }, { "from": "谢捕头", "value": "不相信你为什么要问呢?如果你根本就不相信,你绝对不会问呐。" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "你觉得做这种文字游戏有意义吗?" }, { "from": "谢捕头", "value": "那你是在怀疑我办案的能力了?不用回答,我只做我自己应该做的事情。" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "你应该做的就是在这儿胡猜乱问拖时间。" }, { "from": "谢捕头", "value": "怎么叫拖时间呐,绑架案都是这么办的。京城的郭巨侠,知道吧?就是这么办的案,先审查后分析,主要是作案动机,衡阳那个案子那就是家贼所为。" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "那总不可能每个案子都是家贼所为吧。" }, { "from": "谢捕头", "value": "我又没说一定啊,只是可能啊。" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "怪不得那个小员外会少了缕头发。" }, { "from": "谢捕头", "value": "那就是绑匪干的,要不是我的努力啊,换个人,他那条小命就没啦。" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "还以为你是专家呢,没有想到,早知道你是这样就不应该请你来了。" }, { "from": "谢捕头", "value": "什么,是你请我来的?" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "对呀,我听小六说你是专办绑架案的,就写了封信叫无双飞鸽传书啊。" }, { "from": "谢捕头", "value": "那你怎么不承认呢?" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "小六有自尊心呀,展堂又不相信你们这些捕快,剩下那几个就知道跟你一样瞎咋呼。" }, { "from": "谢捕头", "value": "这么说话,我辞职我撂挑子我不干了。" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "那太好了,额这就送您出去吧啊。对对对,这是辛苦费,你从哪来的就回哪去吧。" }, { "from": "谢捕头", "value": "呵呵,那你让我来我就来,让我走我就走,你把我当成什么人啦?" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "额错了,给你添了很多麻烦,你拿着银子赶紧走人就当什么事都没发生过。" }, { "from": "谢捕头", "value": "那不行,那不行。" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "来了来了终于来了。第四封信第四封信,你看你看。" } ] }, { "id": "episode_78_chunk_10", "conversations": [ { "from": "莫小贝", "value": "你回来了?我嫂子咋说?" }, { "from": "钱夫人", "value": "你别着急,你嫂子不会不要你的。" }, { "from": "莫小贝", "value": "真的,那我现在可以回去了吗?" }, { "from": "钱夫人", "value": "我跟你说了,你别着急嘛。她现在正在气头上呢,你说你现在回去那不等于找死?她那个脸色啊,都是绿的,我还听见她跟那老白说啊,说为了让你长点记性,只要你一回家,就是一顿毒打。打完之后呢,再找那个牛皮绳啊,给你吊在那门口,当街示众,供人参观,每张票三文。" }, { "from": "莫小贝", "value": "太毒了吧,都什么时候了。你说她咋还生我气啊?" }, { "from": "钱夫人", "value": "小贝呀,你自个儿琢磨琢磨呀,你呢,偷了人家小郭的首饰,还想离家出走,又把那首饰拿到我这儿来当,这一天一宿不回家,你自个儿想想,这是啥罪过呀。" }, { "from": "莫小贝", "value": "我又不是故意的,再说,是她先拿我冰刀的嘛。" }, { "from": "钱夫人", "value": "这话你跟她说去,我又没怪你。" }, { "from": "莫小贝", "value": "不是,钱夫人你答应过我。要能帮我劝我嫂子,我才留下的。" }, { "from": "钱夫人", "value": "你放心,只要有我在,没有人敢难为你,你那个嫂子虽说不太喜欢我。可是啊,她总得给我点面子,你说上次啊,要是没有我那千年人参,她现在还昏睡着呢。小贝呐,你呢就在这儿啊,好好的呆着,过两天呐,我再去找你嫂子好好谈谈,给你求求情,我想啊,她绝对会给我面子。" }, { "from": "谢捕头", "value": "哎,信上写的什么?" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "匪徒让我们准备好银两,然后到指定的地点去交接。" }, { "from": "谢捕头", "value": "多少钱?" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "十万两。" }, { "from": "谢捕头", "value": "还等什么呀?拿钱去呀。" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "可额们没有拿多的钱呐。" }, { "from": "谢捕头", "value": "想办法呀找亲戚,亲戚没有找朋友,朋友没有找高利贷。" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "高利贷总得有东西抵押呀。" }, { "from": "谢捕头", "value": "这房子值多少钱?" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "最多七八百两,乱七八糟全加上,最多凑到一千两这已经是极限了,小贝呀。" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "掌柜的掌柜的。" }, { "from": "谢捕头", "value": "别管她,你不要激动,把信给我。我发现个奇怪的现象。" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "啥?" }, { "from": "谢捕头", "value": "看这信的字迹和前几封都不一样啊。" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "这说明绑匪不止一个啊。" }, { "from": "谢捕头", "value": "更奇怪的是,在七侠镇绑的人,为什么要到衡阳去交接呢?" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "衡阳是您老的地盘啊,他们这么做那是向您示威的啊。" }, { "from": "谢捕头", "value": "岂有此理,这真是是可忍孰不可忍。" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "那就无需再忍,老谢这次可全靠你了。" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "慢点,慢点。" }, { "from": "谢捕头", "value": "没关系,咱们兵分两路,我回衡阳,召集所有兄弟,追查绑匪下落。" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "那我们干什么呢?" }, { "from": "谢捕头", "value": "你们留下来想尽一切办法筹集赎金。" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "好。" }, { "from": "谢捕头", "value": "就等我胜利的好消息吧。" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "快走不送。" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "慢点老谢。" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "咱们从哪而凑到十万两银子啊。" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "不是十万两,是四千两。" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "嘘,刚才那封信是假的是咱自己写的,就是为了哄谢捕头回去。" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "真的信在这儿呢,快看。" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "看看,看看。" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "四千两银子。" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "这总好过十万两吧。咱们手里已经有两千两了,再凑巴凑巴。应该能凑够吧。" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "小贝呀。" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "掌柜的。" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "戒指算二两,玉镯算二两。" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "哎呀,谁让你进来的?" }, { "from": "钱夫人", "value": "你拽我干啥呀,我来看看怎么的?" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "你要再不出去我对你不客气了啊。" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "小郭,找额有事吗?" }, { "from": "钱夫人", "value": "堂佟掌柜呀,咋着,我听说那小贝出事了?不是我耳朵长,这全七侠镇全都传开了。" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "这事跟你没啥关系啊。" }, { "from": "钱夫人", "value": "那关系啊,那就算了吧,本来呢我是想给你们帮个忙啥的。" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "谢谢你的好意,我们心领了。" }, { "from": "钱夫人", "value": "这镯子成色不错啊,多少钱呐?" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "三两银子。" }, { "from": "钱夫人", "value": "你别误会啊,咱俩呢虽说不大对付,可我跟小贝那孩子没仇啊,你说这孩子出事了,我这做长辈的心里也着急啊,这不刚才我们老钱让我过来看看,看有啥需要帮忙的,尽管开口,说吧,还差多少银子?" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "两千两。" } ] }, { "id": "episode_78_chunk_11", "conversations": [ { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "最后警告,把地契交出来。" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "这是我娘留给我的。" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "我问你,是小贝重要还是地契重要?你自己好好想想。" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "秀才,我真没想到你是这种人呐。" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "大嘴大嘴,使不得使不得。" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "松手松手,掌柜的,这把玄铁菜刀我贡献了。" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "这本来就是额的,是额借给你用的。" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "那至少证明我比你有魄力你知道不?" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "芙妹。" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "你不要问我,我想你知道我的答案,对不对?" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "掌柜的。" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "对了掌柜的,你还需不需要别的?我那儿还有点儿首饰。" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "你先拿来吧,以防万一。等小贝回来之后,咱们还要考虑安家的问题。秀才等这件事情过去以后,你跟小郭的婚礼费用额全包了。" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "我不是担心那个,为了小贝,让我倾家荡产我也乐意的,我只是觉得吧,从一开始我们就没什么主动权,他们叫我们干什么我们就得干什么,万一把钱给他们了,他们不放人怎么办?" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "如果真是那样的话,我就用我下半辈子找到绑匪,然后将他碎尸万段。" }, { "from": "小米", "value": "老白,老白。" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "你上哪儿去了?" }, { "from": "小米", "value": "找人呐,小贝有下落了。" }, { "from": "小米", "value": "啊。" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "这是小郭的,你从哪儿弄来的?" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "不好了,我的首饰丢了。谁拿来的?我首饰呢?" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "小米你接着说。" }, { "from": "小米", "value": "小贝失踪之前呐,手里就捧了这个首饰盒,这可是丐帮兄弟在垃圾堆里找到的,你知道从哪儿找着的吗?" }, { "from": "小米", "value": "哪儿,说啊。" }, { "from": "小米", "value": "钱掌柜的那个当铺的后巷子里。" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "谁说我们没有主动权?" } ] }, { "id": "episode_78_chunk_12", "conversations": [ { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "你怎么才来呀,等你好久了。来,坐坐坐。" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "坐。" }, { "from": "钱夫人", "value": "这是契约,你先看看,有啥问题呀提前讲。" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "没有问题,给你当丫鬟是额的荣幸。" }, { "from": "钱夫人", "value": "你还是先看看吧。这是两千两银票你也验验。" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "不用验了,我们信得过钱夫人。" }, { "from": "钱夫人", "value": "那好啊,那咱们就别废话了,房契地契,啥意思啊?" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "这个店额可以给你,但是额有一个条件。" }, { "from": "钱夫人", "value": "佟湘玉,你现在没有资格跟我谈条件,知道吧,我肯帮你,那也是看人小贝的面子上,你可别给鼻子上脸,得寸进尺。" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "那就算咧,我们自己想办法弄钱。小郭,送钱夫人出去吧。" }, { "from": "钱夫人", "value": "等一下,啥条件,说吧。" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "帮我下一张房地契的收据。" }, { "from": "钱夫人", "value": "收据呀,没问题。" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "必须用左手。" }, { "from": "钱夫人", "value": "左手,呵呵,佟掌柜呀,我能问问这是为啥呀?" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "不能,秀才。" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "哎,纸笔都准备好了,墨也磨好了,您慢写。" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "左手。" }, { "from": "钱夫人", "value": "我不会写,我不是左撇子。" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "写的难看没关系,我们又不拿去卖钱。" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "你只管放心大胆的写,不会写额可以教你呀。第一句是,尊敬的朋友你们好。" }, { "from": "钱夫人", "value": "佟湘玉,本来呢我是可以帮你的,既然你这么不识抬举,那别怪我无情。" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "等等,钱夫人您的银票。" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "钱夫人慢走。恕不远送。" } ] }, { "id": "episode_78_chunk_13", "conversations": [ { "from": "钱夫人", "value": "你刚刚是不是出去过了?" }, { "from": "莫小贝", "value": "没有啊,我一直在屋里呆着啊,怎么了?" }, { "from": "钱夫人", "value": "不对呀,你嫂子她好象知道你跟我这儿呢。" }, { "from": "莫小贝", "value": "真的假的?" }, { "from": "钱夫人", "value": "真的,她呀正跟那无双和小六商量着要把你捉拿归案呢。" }, { "from": "莫小贝", "value": "归案?" }, { "from": "钱夫人", "value": "可不是咋的,那盒首饰呀,值不少银子呢。你就等着坐牢吧,至少二十年。" }, { "from": "莫小贝", "value": "钱夫人,我能在你这儿多呆两天吗?" }, { "from": "钱夫人", "value": "我不能在收留你了,我可怕引火烧身。" }, { "from": "莫小贝", "value": "钱夫人求求你了,就这一次最后一次。等我以后赚了大钱,我肯定回来给您的啊。这是个好人,大大大好人。" }, { "from": "钱夫人", "value": "行,我可以连夜把你送出城,可这以后的路该怎么走啊,全靠你自己了。" }, { "from": "莫小贝", "value": "喔。" }, { "from": "钱夫人", "value": "你记住了啊,走了以后就别回来。永远都别回来,以后要是有任何人问起你来。" }, { "from": "莫小贝", "value": "就说我没见过你,咱俩毫无关系。" }, { "from": "钱夫人", "value": "这孩子真聪明,小贝呀,这是五十两银子你拿着啊。走吧。" }, { "from": "莫小贝", "value": "谢谢钱夫人。怎么啦?白大哥。" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "钱夫人,真有你的啊,这种下三滥的招数你都想得出来,你就不怕遭报应?" }, { "from": "莫小贝", "value": "葵花点穴手。" }, { "from": "钱夫人", "value": "小贝。" }, { "from": "莫小贝", "value": "白大哥对不起,我真的不想坐牢。" } ] }, { "id": "episode_78_chunk_16", "conversations": [ { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "咋还不回来呀,会不会出啥事呀?" }, { "from": "祝无双", "value": "要不我过去看看吧。" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "不用不用,以老白的武功,对付一个钱夫人还不是绰绰有余。" }, { "from": "燕小六", "value": "扫一钟头了还没扫完呢。" } ] }, { "id": "episode_78_chunk_17", "conversations": [ { "from": "莫小贝", "value": "白大哥。" }, { "from": "钱夫人", "value": "这是蒙汗药,给他灌下去。" }, { "from": "莫小贝", "value": "用不着了吧,我都把他给点住了。" }, { "from": "钱夫人", "value": "点穴能撑多久啊。这壶药啊一给他灌下去,他能睡好几天呢。" }, { "from": "莫小贝", "value": "然后怎么办呐?" }, { "from": "钱夫人", "value": "然后你就走了,他们上哪儿找你去?" }, { "from": "莫小贝", "value": "那你怎么办呐?" }, { "from": "钱夫人", "value": "我你就不用管了,他们不敢把我怎么着,人活着要为自己,不是为别人,去吧。" }, { "from": "莫小贝", "value": "白大哥," }, { "from": "钱夫人", "value": "你回来。" }, { "from": "莫小贝", "value": "我已经做错了,我不能再错了。" }, { "from": "钱夫人", "value": "你不怕坐牢了啊?" }, { "from": "莫小贝", "value": "就算做,那也是我应该的,做错了事,必须要付出代价。" }, { "from": "钱夫人", "value": "好,既然你这么坚持,那我就,让你也付出代价。" }, { "from": "莫小贝", "value": "嫂子,嫂子。" }, { "from": "钱夫人", "value": "幸好还剩点,上好的蒙汗药啊。喝多少都不上头。" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "我能知道为什么吗?" }, { "from": "钱夫人", "value": "什么为什么呀?" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "你折腾了老半天,先把小贝哄过来,然后又给我们发绑架信,你不全是为了我们这个店吧?" }, { "from": "钱夫人", "value": "店?只要我想开,随时都能开,任何时间任何地点,实话告诉你吧,你们那个破店啊,我没兴趣。" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "那你图啥呀,家大业大,老钱又听话,好好过日子不比啥都强?" }, { "from": "钱夫人", "value": "只要佟湘玉在七侠镇,我就一天都不得安生,做生意她不是我的对手,文才武略她比不上我,对伙计,我付的工钱比她高,凭啥谁都说她好啊?只要一提七侠镇,谁都说她佟掌柜好,凭啥呀凭啥呀。我哪点比不上她呀。" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "想知道吗?" }, { "from": "钱夫人", "value": "说。" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "诚心。湘玉对所有人都坦城相待。" }, { "from": "钱夫人", "value": "我也一样啊。" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "小贝帮白大哥挪一下脑袋。" }, { "from": "钱夫人", "value": "这回是特殊情况。" }, { "from": "莫小贝", "value": "钱夫人,你已经做错了。就别再一错再错了。" }, { "from": "钱夫人", "value": "小贝呀,你确实是个好孩子,只可惜呀,你生错了人家。" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "慢,我可以最后给你一次机会,放了我们看在老钱的份上,这件事我可以既往不咎。" }, { "from": "钱夫人", "value": "谢了,用不着。" }, { "from": "莫小贝", "value": "白大哥,你怎么弄的?" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "你以为你那小把戏,还真能把我点住?" }, { "from": "莫小贝", "value": "那你为什么假装要被我给点住呢?" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "废话不装着被你点住了,怎么把她心里话套出来?" }, { "from": "莫小贝", "value": "她怎么处理?" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "送到衙门候审。" }, { "from": "莫小贝", "value": "啊?" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "我给过她机会啊,是她自己不知道珍惜,那怪得上谁啊。" }, { "from": "莫小贝", "value": "你看看姿势还挺可爱的嘛。" } ] }, { "id": "episode_78_chunk_18", "conversations": [ { "from": "莫小贝", "value": "嫂子。嫂子,我以后再也不敢了。" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "我证明,刚才在钱夫人那儿,小贝已经很诚心的认错了。" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "少来啊,离家出走偷我首饰,这笔账怎么算呐?" }, { "from": "莫小贝", "value": "小郭姐姐,我都已经认错了。" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "那是跟你嫂子,跟我这儿可没这么好打发啊,冰刀没收,这辈子甭想滑冰了,走,别挣巴了,抄不完八百遍三字经,今晚就别想睡觉。" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "总算是结束了。" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "是啊,又要开始了。" }, { "from": "谢捕头", "value": "两位,好消息,我已经仔细的打探过了,这个案子,一定是西凉河上的河盗干的,我们已经安排了卧底,不出三个月,不出三个月,肯定能水落石出的,没说完呢。我跟你们说,那个钱准备得怎么样了?钱准备怎么样了?我给你们打听了,那个衡阳最低的那个高利贷才两分利,不设上限,不收抵押,真的,我可以担保,钱柜的那些老板我都熟,领班我也认识,就是不让自带酒水, 歌随便点不收服务费,酒水不让带但是可以提我啊,提我可以打折的,把门开开,咱们好好商量,买卖不成仁义在。" } ] }, { "id": "episode_79_chunk_0", "conversations": [ { "from": "莫小贝", "value": "小贝" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "小郭" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "秀才" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "大嘴" }, { "from": "祝无双", "value": "无双" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "掌柜" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "老白" }, { "from": "杨蕙兰", "value": "惠兰" }, { "from": "杜子俊", "value": "杜子俊" }, { "from": "莫小贝", "value": "天哪,五百遍啊,小郭姐姐,你知道绝望的感觉吗?" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "绝望就是再也没有人给你好脸色,再也没有人给你买糖葫芦,再也没有人让你睡安生觉……" }, { "from": "莫小贝", "value": "再也不想理你了" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "那我理你,一会儿我就过去检查啊,抄不好打回去重写!" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "芙妹芙妹,这样对小贝是不是太严厉了" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "那你帮她抄了,抄五百遍资治通鉴,抄完了我就放过她" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "小贝都绝望了啊" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "绝望,小丫头片子她懂什么叫绝望?别说她了,你长这么大你绝望过?" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "绝望,有过那么一回。我答应一个戏班子帮他们写剧本。好几十人等着我开工,他们催得越急我写得越慢,脑子跟八宝粥似的,咕嘟咕嘟稀里胡涂的,每写一句话太阳穴就狂跳一下,后脑勺跟着发蒙,全身上下使不出一丝力气,那种想哭哭不出来那种感觉,真是没法说。我现在都落下病根了神经性抽搐。" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "谁叫你不自量力,不会写就别学着人家接活呀。" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "我哪知道写剧本那么难啊,那种大难临头无处可逃的绝望……" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "行了,别绝望了,有那功夫帮我把菜端出来。" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "哎,大嘴,你有没有那种绝望的感觉呀?" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "有啊,我天天都绝望了,你想啊,惠兰在外面吃苦受累的,你说我在这儿啥也帮不上忙,绝望透了。" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "你一天不提惠兰你会死啊你。" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "你一天不吃饭你会死啊。" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "我跟你开玩笑,你急什么啊。" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "我不许你提惠兰。" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "瞧你那样,你别白日做梦了,惠兰早就不要你了。" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "你说啥玩意啊,你" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "我就说,咋了!" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "别说了,人家还干活呢。" } ] }, { "id": "episode_79_chunk_1", "conversations": [ { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "疼,疼,疼" }, { "from": "祝无双", "value": "鞋挤不挤脚啊。" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "还行,我这是不是太花哨了我。" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "别动,就是要花哨,我们准备把你塑成改良版的西门庆" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "拉倒吧,就我这形象你把我改成李逵就谢天谢地的了" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "哎呀,看到你,身份的象征小心点啊,玉贵着呢,打碎了赔双倍价钱" }, { "from": "祝无双", "value": "记住了,你是最帅的。" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "除了秀才没人比你帅,但今天你比他帅,只限今天喔" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "掌柜的掌柜的,板才不用抹油了啊" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "啥不抹,早就抹了,现在给你洒点香水,没有抹油之前显得你这个人有点软弱,现在根根冲天,象征着积极向上的人生态度,香的很,香的很。" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "接下来,眉毛,眉毛" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "干、干啥玩意儿" }, { "from": "祝无双", "value": "别动,别动,修正了,修正了。" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "哎,我这肚子以前显得挺累赘的,现在看起来还挺有安全感的是吧。" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "安全感不能当饭吃,老爷们儿,就得有老爷们儿的气势,对不对,来,把这花叨上,刺忘摘了,处理一下,处理一下。" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "大嘴,这个你拿着。" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "干啥玩意儿,我又不识字。" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "这是看图说话,第一页上面都写满了甜言蜜语,早就画好了,就为了今天。" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "是吗?你这上面画得啥玩意儿啊,烧饼啊,月饼?" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "这是月亮,就知道吃,翻到这,你就应该说‘你比今天晚上的月亮还要美’" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "别整那虚那显泡的啦,惠兰不是小郭,不吃这套。不管咋说,谢谢啊。" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "还有这个,你拿着,我写的戏,这是贵宾票,只有两张啊" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "那你给我了,你咋办啊?" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "只要你幸福,我们耳根子就清静了,加油吧。" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "大嘴,我没啥好说的,只有一句话,马到成功。" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "功德圆满" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "满园春色,色即是空、空穴来风….疯疯癫癫" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "说啥呢" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "风花雪月" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "风花雪月,就是它了啊,等好吧,我去了,等好吧。" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "咋了,这是干嘛了,这是" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "咳,请问找在下有啥事吗?" }, { "from": "杨蕙兰", "value": "没找你,哎,麻烦你帮我端两坛好酒到我屋去啊,谢谢啊,你们继续吧。" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "我,我刚才表现咋样?" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "不用回答了,但是我下回,我一定能好的,我的原则就是,不求最好,但求更好" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "大嘴啊,一会儿献花的时候,一定要注意表情,尤其是手,要兰花指啊" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "谁叫兰花指啊。" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "你那是中风,回走,好好练" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "那行,那个我练练兰花指,兰花指" } ] }, { "id": "episode_79_chunk_2", "conversations": [ { "from": "杨蕙兰", "value": "请进 大嘴进" }, { "from": "杨蕙兰", "value": "是你啊,放那吧怎么啦,还有事吗?" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "没事,你喜欢花吗?" }, { "from": "杨蕙兰", "value": "要说不喜欢你会生气吗?" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "不会" }, { "from": "杨蕙兰", "value": "我很不喜欢" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "那行,我回头给他种回去了啊" }, { "from": "杨蕙兰", "value": "算啦算啦算啦,在最灿烂的时候枯萎,也许就是它的宿命吧" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "你也信命啊,我跟你说,我也信啊,我会拿麻将牌算命,要不然我给你算一个?" }, { "from": "杨蕙兰", "value": "谢谢,我非常相信命运,但是并不迷信" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "哎,这手势我明白,还有最后一句话,你比今天晚上的月亮还….月亮" }, { "from": "杨蕙兰", "value": "我比月亮还月亮" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "算了,回头再说吧,你忙你忙,我走了啊" }, { "from": "杨蕙兰", "value": "哎,等一等,你想喝酒吗?" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "想" }, { "from": "杨蕙兰", "value": "那就先清场吧,咱们俩聊天,你不希望有人旁听吧" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "你们先回去,先回去吧,啊" }, { "from": "杨蕙兰", "value": "坐这吧" } ] }, { "id": "episode_79_chunk_3", "conversations": [ { "from": "莫小贝", "value": "饿死了饿死了饿死了啦,什么时候才开饭!" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "不要吵啊,要吵又要罚你抄书,给我看看" }, { "from": "莫小贝", "value": "白大哥,我饿。" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "再忍忍,大嘴正忙着呢,再不行谁给她炒点饭去" }, { "from": "祝无双", "value": "我去吧,哎,锅子里有汤还有现成的汤圆和包子,吃什么呀" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "随便,垫吧垫吧就行,都不要走远了啊,随时等候吩咐" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "吩咐啥啊,人现在正聊着呢,边喝边聊,放心吧,这回准没问题了" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "未必,我觉得惠兰的态度有点怪" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "你也看出来啦" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "到底哪儿怪呢?" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "我也说不出来,就是感觉吧,她这次来了,目的绝对不单纯。" } ] }, { "id": "episode_79_chunk_4", "conversations": [ { "from": "杨蕙兰", "value": "怎么啦,倒啊" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "你喝得也太快了,这一下一下,这一坛酒马上就见底了" }, { "from": "杨蕙兰", "value": "又不是我一个人喝的" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "我就喝了这一杯,这酒还是不错的啊哪,咋喝都不上口" }, { "from": "杨蕙兰", "value": "是吗?我怎么觉得头有点晕晕的?" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "一气喝这么多,能不晕吗?坐这,要不,你歇会,我给你泡杯浓茶去。" }, { "from": "杨蕙兰", "value": "等等,坐下,让我好好看看" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "看啥呀" }, { "from": "杨蕙兰", "value": "看看你呀,快来,坐到我身边来不听话是吧" }, { "from": "杨蕙兰", "value": "大嘴哥哥,这块玉佩,成色不错嘛,谁送给你的呀?" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "别人" }, { "from": "杨蕙兰", "value": "别人,是什么人呀,是你的女朋友吗?" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "人家还没有女朋友了啦" }, { "from": "杨蕙兰", "value": "没有,是不想找呢还是没有时间啊" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "还有别的选项吗?" }, { "from": "杨蕙兰", "value": "别的选项?是你不喜欢女孩子吧,怪不得鞋头上还镶朵花,头上还戴着首饰,还喷了香水" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "不是我喷的,他们给我喷的,他们还给我拔眉毛,还给我打腮红呢" }, { "from": "杨蕙兰", "value": "算了算了,别解释了,我呀,知道你一直在等我,自我离开以后呢,我每天都在打喷嚏,严重的时候每天还要打几十个,我去看大夫,可人家说啥毛病也没有,我这才知道,一定是有个人在念叨着我" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "不,我没有……我以后尽量少提啊" }, { "from": "杨蕙兰", "value": "我没有生你的气,真的,我这次来啊,就是想问你,我想过要娶我吗?" } ] }, { "id": "episode_79_chunk_5", "conversations": [ { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "哇塞,她也太不矜持了吧" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "别插嘴,然后呢?" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "然后我向她鞠了个躬我就逃回来了" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "有没有搞错啊,大哥,人家鼓起勇气向你表白,你二话不说就逃回来" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "大嘴,你到底喝了多少酒啊" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "我" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "我啥啊我" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "我也不知道咋表达,行行行,你们先出去吧,啊" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "我知道你心里很乱,但是今天晚上有可能是你这一生中最重要的一个晚上" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "一旦把握不好,你有可能会后悔一辈子呀" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "我,我知道,但是我做不到啊。" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "你不会不喜欢惠兰了吧" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "怎么可能呢?就刚才那一幕,我做白日梦都想不出来啊" }, { "from": "祝无双", "value": "那你会不会是太兴奋了" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "不是兴奋,是恐慌啊,你看她喝了那么些酒,脸也喝红了,眼睛也喝花了,嘴也喝得打瓢了,谁知道她说的是不是酒话啊。" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "不可能,男的喝多了容易占点小便宜,人一个姑娘长得又那么漂亮,图你啥啊。" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "不知道哇,我现在就是害怕呀,你说,我如果真答应娶她,回来高兴一宿,第二天早上起来,她酒醒了一反悔,那你说我不得伤心一辈子啊。" }, { "from": "莫小贝", "value": "大嘴叔,我觉得你这笔啊,算得不清楚" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "小贝,大人说话小孩不要插嘴" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "你接着说" }, { "from": "莫小贝", "value": "你看哪,你要是答应那她反悔的机率呢,就是一半对一半,你要是不答应呢,那她反悔的机率就是百分之一百,五十对一百,如果是我,我就选择答应。" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "莫小贝,可以啊你,冲你这句话,剩下的那五百遍不用抄了。" }, { "from": "莫小贝", "value": "真的,小郭姐姐,你太伟大了" } ] }, { "id": "episode_79_chunk_6", "conversations": [ { "from": "杨蕙兰", "value": "有事吗?" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "有,你刚才不是问我……" }, { "from": "杨蕙兰", "value": "没问过,过了这个村就没那个店了,这个说法你没听说过吗?" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "不是还有一种说法吗?叫柳暗花明又一村" }, { "from": "杨蕙兰", "value": "我想你大概忘了,我以前有多凶残" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "谁都有说错话做错事的时候,你可以打我骂我但你不能不要我" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "坏了,这句话就能把她感动成这样" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "从我第一次见到你,我心里就没别人了,我知道这样挺傻的,可是我乐意,我一想起你,我的心里就暖暖的,干啥都高兴,就这老白还笑话我呢,他说冬天都不用烧炕,想你就行了,还省柴禾了。你别笑了,我说的是真的,只要你跟我在一起……" }, { "from": "杨蕙兰", "value": "我知道,你是我这辈子见过最好的男人,心里善良,为人又很正直" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "不要说但是,还有可是,还有然而but啥的,我是真心的" }, { "from": "杨蕙兰", "value": "我知道 ,谢谢" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "就是谢谢啊" }, { "from": "杨蕙兰", "value": "非常感谢,好吧,如果还有酒,我们可以继续讨论这个话题" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "酒,你等等,要多少有多少,我给你拿去。" } ] }, { "id": "episode_79_chunk_7", "conversations": [ { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "哎……这才多大会儿,已经喝了两大坛子,还喝啊" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "惠兰要喝,我给钱啊。" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "不是钱的问题,拿过来,哪有你们俩这么谈恋爱的啊" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "就是呢,人家谈恋爱都是花前月下你浓我浓的,你这可倒好,酒逢知己千杯少了" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "只要惠兰要,让我干啥都行" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "大嘴" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "干啥啊你哪" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "大嘴你信我一句,惠兰绝对有问题" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "有啥问题啊" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "我也不知道,但是我敢肯定啊,这绝对不是政党的恋爱状态" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "秀才你看呢?" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "她的眼神你有没有注意到?" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "注意了,眼睛里有血丝,还有点肿,对了,眼角多点鱼尾纹啥的。" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "不说那个,我是说,当她注视到你的时候,你是什么感觉?" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "觉得挺舒服的。" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "有没有心动?" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "动了,动得挺厉害的,轰隆轰隆的,耳鸣了都" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "我是说她的眼睛里有没有那种看起来很微弱但是很动人的光芒?" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "又不是猫头鹰,要啥光啊,咋的啦,你们有啥话你们说,别整那表情" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "这样吧,你要去就去,我们不拦着,但是我给你一句忠告,别抱太大希望" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "行了,你们也甭劝我了,我知道自个人在干啥,你说都等这么长时间了,是好是坏总得有个结果吧" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "行,那你就去吧,祝你好运。" } ] }, { "id": "episode_79_chunk_8", "conversations": [ { "from": "杨蕙兰", "value": "大嘴,你这个无耻淫贼" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "我真的啥都干呐,我发誓,我啥都没干呐" }, { "from": "杨蕙兰", "value": "你以为我会相信你吗?" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "昨天晚上,我把酒拿上去,你咕嘟咕嘟你就喝了半坛子,我看你还要接着喝,赶紧抢过来,我咕嘟把捂半坛给喝了,之后我就人事不醒了" }, { "from": "杨蕙兰", "value": "那我怎么会在你怀里?" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "可以啊,小胖子,很会把握机会喔" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "我跟你说,我昨晚上真是喝多了,我真的不是……" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "别解释了,他这不是第一次了已经" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "我跟你说,上回那是意外,那是个女骗子她想骗我,给我设的套啊。" }, { "from": "杨蕙兰", "value": "废话少说,你给我过来" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "哎呀,这大早上的就玩老鹰抓小鸡啊,来啊,我给你抓住了,给给给" }, { "from": "杨蕙兰", "value": "放手,同样的话我不想说第二遍" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "哎呀,老白,你有没有搞错啊,这是人家的家务事,你跟着瞎凑什么热闹?" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "家务事,家务事用得着使手刀吗?" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "啥啥啥,啥刀" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "西域失传已久的一种武功啊,就你这身板,挨上一掌,小命不保" }, { "from": "杨蕙兰", "value": "没那么夸张,我才练到第三层,最多也就是伤筋断骨,看刀!" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "点穴手!放你可以,但是你必须保证不许再伤人,否则的话我还点你,明白你就眨眨眼……解穴手!" }, { "from": "杨蕙兰", "value": "李大嘴,我这次放了你,以后你给我老实点" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "惠兰,咱俩昨晚不都说好了吗?" }, { "from": "杨蕙兰", "value": "昨天是昨天,所有的话都是酒话,统统不算数" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "那个,你和我咋说的,我咋说的?" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "杨小姐,你这么做,不合适,非常非常的不合适。大嘴为了你,放弃了一切的机会,前不久还有个女孩子喜欢他,各方面条件都还不错,可是他为了你,就是不动心。" }, { "from": "杨蕙兰", "value": "你说的是那女飞贼吧。" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "这是题外话,但是他为了你可以不顾一切。" }, { "from": "祝无双", "value": "如果我是你的话,即使不动心,我也不会拿他耍着玩。" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "我跟你讲,自从你走了之后,大嘴茶不思饭不想,每天早上第一句话就是" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "昨晚我又梦见惠兰了。" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "我跟你讲 做为一个男人……" }, { "from": "杨蕙兰", "value": "可我已经嫁人了" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "你刚才说的啥?" }, { "from": "杨蕙兰", "value": "我已经嫁人了,你没有听错,还有什么问题吗?" } ] }, { "id": "episode_79_chunk_9", "conversations": [ { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "大嘴啊,你有什么话别憋着,赶紧说出来啊" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "我没憋着,告诉你,以后不许在我面前提惠兰,一个字也不许提" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "你也不许提,提一次罚二十文" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "就这么定了,我以前一直以为,离开了惠兰我根本活不下去……" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "二十文!" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "其实我只不过是她众多追求者中最平庸的一个……" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "四十文!" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "对我来说,她只是平淡生活中的一个调味品而已" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "六十文!" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "想通了这个就想通了一切,我以前以为我等的是她,其实我等的只是一个准确答案而已" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "八十文!" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "虽然我这次失败了,但是至少我解脱了" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "一百文" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "银子给你,帮我寻摸一个好姑娘。" }, { "from": "祝无双", "value": "大嘴的话你们信吗?" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "不信" }, { "from": "祝无双", "value": "那惠兰的话呢?" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "如果她真的嫁了人,还回来干什么?" } ] }, { "id": "episode_79_chunk_10", "conversations": [ { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "哎,等等等,你这就要走了,你真的不跟大嘴打声招呼了?" }, { "from": "杨蕙兰", "value": "我觉得没有这个必要了吧" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "那你好歹跟人家说一声嘛,你放心,大嘴已经对你彻底没有兴趣了。" }, { "from": "杨蕙兰", "value": "希望如此,你知道最近的万永李票庄在哪儿吗?" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "最近,好象十八里铺有一家吧。" } ] }, { "id": "episode_79_chunk_11", "conversations": [ { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "Hello,美爱好泼油" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "我身上没有散钱了,就剩这几张银票了,最近的钱庄离这都有二百多里" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "想换碎银子是吧,自己想办法吧" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "哎,我去我去,正好掌柜的要我到十八里铺买点香去,五十两够了吧,行,那我先去了啊,大嘴,你看看店啊。" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "怎么,想吃点啥啊" }, { "from": "杨蕙兰", "value": "随便,有没有红烧牛肉面?" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "想吃面啊,有啊,八文钱一碗,你得付现钱,不然就得饿着" }, { "from": "杨蕙兰", "value": "你原来在我心里呀,是这么大,现在,就这么大。" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "你原来在我心里呀这么大,,现在,没了,呵呵呵" }, { "from": "杨蕙兰", "value": "我倒是挺喜欢你的幽默感的" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "我没跟你开玩笑,真的,我现在对你一点感觉都没有了" }, { "from": "杨蕙兰", "value": "看着我,注视着我的眼睛,不要分神你撒谎" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "惠兰同志,你感觉不要这么好嘛,你是不错,但比你好的有的是,你信不信,我现在往门口我摆一Pose,吹个口哨,那女孩一堆一堆往我身上扑啊" }, { "from": "杨蕙兰", "value": "好啊,那你现在就出动找个给我看看,你要是找着了,我就信了你" }, { "from": "杨蕙兰", "value": "看那个,感觉好象还不错哎" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "太胖了,你说我俩一对胖子,结果生出一搞相扑的。活不到四十岁就得归西……那个瘦是瘦,就是太难看了……那家伙,脸煞白,眼睛还乌黑的,这半夜醒过来还不得吓死谁。" }, { "from": "杨蕙兰", "value": "那个那个" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "别瞎指,人家才十三" }, { "from": "杨蕙兰", "value": "那个是成年呐,快看" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "这个倒是成年,儿子都快结婚了,我刚好,娶回来直接当爷爷了。" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "那个,那个,快看" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "哎呀,太丑了,一脸苦相,那家伙一看就克夫……那个倒是喜庆,你看你看,就是一天到晚就知道傻笑……那个更不行了,那家伙太严肃了,一脸国仇家恨的,你看你看。" }, { "from": "杨蕙兰", "value": "行了吧,还挑肥拣瘦的,就你这条件,人家不挑你就不错了。" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "别逗了,你不喜欢我,不意味着别人也不喜欢我呀" }, { "from": "杨蕙兰", "value": "那你找个女朋友给我看看,要么这样,第一个经过的女性,你就……" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "还必须是得未婚,还得漂亮,还得贤惠,还得知道疼人………" }, { "from": "杨蕙兰", "value": "好象来人了,好好表现,不要让我看扁了啊,快去" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "哎呀,我的妈呀,干嘛,你让我过去" }, { "from": "杨蕙兰", "value": "那个漂亮吗?贤惠吗?是不是未婚啊。" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "兔子还不吃窝边草呢。" }, { "from": "杨蕙兰", "value": "别认怂了啊" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "认怂,你瞧好吧!" }, { "from": "祝无双", "value": "是不是出了什么事儿?" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "没事,我就觉得这么漂亮的花应该配你这么漂亮的人,我给你插上啊" }, { "from": "祝无双", "value": "店里是不是来了什么人?" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "没什么人啊……哎呀,别,危险" }, { "from": "祝无双", "value": "果然出事了,来了几个人,武功怎么样,有没有人质,我师兄呢,有没有被敌人制服" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "你先别着急啊,先保持这样,尽量显得咱俩亲密一点儿,说点好听的,麻痹敌人。" }, { "from": "祝无双", "value": "我说,我说什么好听的呀" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "说你喜欢我,着重表现你对我的爱慕之情,大声点,说" }, { "from": "祝无双", "value": "行,我试试啊" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "甜言蜜语什么的" }, { "from": "祝无双", "value": "大嘴哥哥" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "无双美眉……就这样,挺好的啊,你想说什么你就说吧,没有人会笑话你的。" }, { "from": "祝无双", "value": "不行,我说不来,我浑身都起鸡皮疙瘩了。" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "你一定要坚持啊,咱们店里人的生命全掌握在你的手里了。" }, { "from": "祝无双", "value": "大嘴大嘴我爱你,就象老鼠爱大米" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "这么的,你还的着重表现一下你的眼神,还有你的语气什么的,我跟你说,你只有自己先自信了,别人才会相信的,啊,我跟你说,这有两张贵宾票,你先拿去,如果你说得好的话,还有奖励,哎,开始吧" }, { "from": "祝无双", "value": "原来秀才给我念过一首诗,我特别喜欢" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "好啊,念出来,大 大声念,大声念" }, { "from": "祝无双", "value": "那一月,我转过所有经桶,不为超渡,只为触摸你的指纹" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "说,说你咋脸红呢?" }, { "from": "祝无双", "value": "我脸红了吗?我没有,我没有脸红,我,我缺氧,我一定是缺氧,我喘不过气,我还头晕" }, { "from": "燕小六", "value": "无双,你干嘛" }, { "from": "祝无双", "value": "我,我找你,店里出事了" }, { "from": "燕小六", "value": "无双,你是不是中毒了" }, { "from": "祝无双", "value": "我没有中毒" }, { "from": "燕小六", "value": "你的脸怎么红得跟猴屁股似的?你脉也跳得那么快,怎么了?" }, { "from": "祝无双", "value": "我没有吧,还好了,你不要管我了,赶紧把人救出来" }, { "from": "燕小六", "value": "交给我了,哎呀呀……" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "跟你说实话吧,店里没有出事。" }, { "from": "燕小六", "value": "嘛玩意儿?" } ] }, { "id": "episode_79_chunk_12", "conversations": [ { "from": "祝无双", "value": "李大嘴,你怎么能这样子吗!" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "把自己的快乐建立在别人的羞辱之上,不觉得可耻吗?" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "我当时也没说有敌人,是她自己猜的……当然我也有责任啊" }, { "from": "祝无双", "value": "大白天当着这么多人的面,你怎么能这样子嘛" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "我也没想跟你……是你自己" }, { "from": "燕小六", "value": "哎,再怎么说,无双也是个捕快,你让一个堂堂捕快干这种事情" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "我不向她道歉了吗?我连花都送给她了" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "还有贵宾票" }, { "from": "祝无双", "value": "票,还你啊,你闭眼,你闭眼,不许看我啊,你还看是不是,你眼珠还想不想要?" } ] }, { "id": "episode_79_chunk_13", "conversations": [ { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "又是一芙妹,女孩练功夫就不是什么好主意说说,说说" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "好了,好了,大嘴也是一时胡涂嘛" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "我倒不是胡涂,是面子,咱不蒸馒头咱也蒸口气啊" }, { "from": "祝无双", "value": "那你争你的气,扯上我干吗呀" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "不正好你来了" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "稍安勿燥,稍安勿燥,这个月的衣服我帮你洗了,行了吧。" }, { "from": "燕小六", "value": "少废话,跟我到衙门里走一趟,无双,你也一块儿去。" }, { "from": "祝无双", "value": "小六,干嘛呀" }, { "from": "燕小六", "value": "作证,光天化日,调戏良家捕快,要少于四十大板,我就辞职不干了,走着走着。" }, { "from": "燕小六", "value": "小六,小六,过了过了" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "这事真不能怨大嘴,从头到尾我一直听着呢,都是杨惠兰挑唆的" }, { "from": "燕小六", "value": "杨惠兰" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "对呀,都怨她呀,我一直跟她说兔子不吃窝边草,是人就干不出这种事儿来……你们是懒兔子,你们随便吃啊,我以实际行动支持你们啊" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "哎,小六,上哪儿去啊" }, { "from": "燕小六", "value": "我找杨惠兰评评理去,给衙门添了那么大乱子,她就甭想过门" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "行,你走吧,让他去,杨惠兰的火焰刀现在已经练到第三层了,凡是碰到就是个死,小六,去吧,回头我跟你收尸去" }, { "from": "燕小六", "value": "那个,老白,要不然,你跟我一块去吧,你打头阵" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "行了,行了,行了,还是我去吧,总得搞清楚她到底为什啥而来,否则大嘴永远都不会死心,我去了" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "小心点啊" } ] }, { "id": "episode_79_chunk_14", "conversations": [ { "from": "杨蕙兰", "value": "我只是路过而已,信不信由你" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "信,只要你说我就信" }, { "from": "杨蕙兰", "value": "你用不着那样讲话,我知道你们大家都很讨厌我" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "我们为啥要讨厌你呀" }, { "from": "杨蕙兰", "value": "因为大嘴呗,他喜欢我,我不喜欢他" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "喜欢谁是你的自由,与别人没有关系,换成我,我也不希望别人在一边指手画脚的" }, { "from": "杨蕙兰", "value": "我对大嘴不是没有感情,但不是那种感情" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "你不用说了,我也想象得出来" }, { "from": "杨蕙兰", "value": "老实说,这次过来,我是特意看他的,来之前我以为见到他会很开心,可见到他以后,也就那么回事儿。他这个人是很好,可我就是喜欢不起来呀" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "跟钱有关系吗?对不起啊,我还不太了解你吗?" }, { "from": "杨蕙兰", "value": "我是很爱钱,可还没有爱到那个份上。" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "我知道,这种事情是要看缘分的,缘分不到,没有撤" }, { "from": "杨蕙兰", "value": "可我心里,还是有一点不舒服" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "所以你就故意激他,让他出去找女朋友。" }, { "from": "杨蕙兰", "value": "你说他这也老大不小了,总不能这么空等一辈子嘛" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "你的好意,以后有机会我会帮你传达的,但是你要记住,你对他没有责任,所以就没有必要这么做,否则会使他心更乱,而且也会给别人带来不必要的麻烦,还是顺其自然吧" } ] }, { "id": "episode_79_chunk_15", "conversations": [ { "from": "白展堂", "value": "哎,那首诗怎么念来着?那一月,我转过所有经筒,是吧" }, { "from": "祝无双", "value": "滚开,不理你了" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "耶耶耶,你看你看,还学会撒娇了" }, { "from": "祝无双", "value": "葵花点穴手" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "我不说还不行吗?至于生这么大气吗?" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "展堂,无双脸皮薄,你就不要再招她了。干你的活去" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "哎,芙妹咋还不回来呢?" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "咋的了,这刚走一下午你就想了" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "滚" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "你会点穴吗?你不会点穴你就给我老实的,信不信我一指头" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "哎,排山倒海" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "武功不错,白某甘拜下风,给我带啥好吃的" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "吃你个头啊,吃好喝好啊。掌柜的,无双,大嘴呢" }, { "from": "祝无双", "value": "大后面炒菜呢" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "杨惠兰果然有问题,我拿着她给我的银票到十八里铺去兑散碎银子,人家一接,直接报案,老邢过来一说我才知道,那张银票是挂了失的" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "谁挂的失啊" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "失主啊,你知道失主是谁吗?" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "说" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "桐岭杜子峻" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "杜子俊,谁呀" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "杜子俊,关中最大的财主,十家票号有八家都是他的,剩下两家还有他不少的股份,咱们镇上的钱掌柜在他面前连个中产阶级都算不上" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "赤贫" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "杜家前不久刚失窃,听说还丢了不少的珠宝" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "看来咱这位杨大姐本事不小啊" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "哎哎哎,这事要不要告诉大嘴啊" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "当然要,大嘴不正愁忘不了她嘛,这正好是个机会" } ] }, { "id": "episode_79_chunk_16", "conversations": [ { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "不可能,惠兰根本不是那种人" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "那好,那你说她是哪种人,为了钱,她比武招过亲吧,搞传稍卖过菜刀吧,她啥事没干过" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "那,那不都是以前发生的事吗?你们不能总以老眼光看人呐" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "哎呀,你不要激动嘛,我们也又没参与一定是她偷的啊" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "只是说可能性比较大而已" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "这个可能性也并不太大,百分之八九十" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "出去!回来回来,干啥去?" }, { "from": "祝无双", "value": "不是你要我们出去的吗" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "你们不会真想报官去吧" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "不会,老邢都已经知道这事了,正等我们消息呢" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "那,那你们就跟老邢说,你就说,说人已经走了,或者人家要本没来过……肯定不是惠兰,是人假扮惠兰的" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "不是惠兰是你呀" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "易容术,是吧,有人假扮惠兰易容,哎老白,不会是你妈干的吧。" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "你妈干的,你妈是六指琴魔" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "我妈是断指轩辕,六指早没了" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "好,我妈吃饱了撑的,为了那点钱一世英名都不要了" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "我妈是一世英名,你妈是看我不顺眼" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "行了,行了,都是大侠子弟干啥呢。哎,就算不是惠兰,那银票总是她的吧,是她亲手交到我手上的吧" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "银票有可能是假的,是捡的,是吧,我昨晚还在门口捡了两文钱呢" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "五十两的银子,你捡一个我看看" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "你说她咋那么傻呢?一个女孩子家瞎惨和啥呀,连贼祖宗都已经退出江湖了" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "哎哎哎,你说啥呢" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "大嘴你给我闭嘴啊,现在这不是发牢骚的时候嘛" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "那你说咋办?" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "我跟你说,你先想办法把她支开,我们去检查一下,如果赃物都在,肯定是她偷的,到时候咱再想办法怎么处置行不行?" } ] }, { "id": "episode_79_chunk_17", "conversations": [ { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "Hello" }, { "from": "杨蕙兰", "value": "哟,怎么成黄玫瑰了" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "红色代表激情,黄色代表" }, { "from": "杨蕙兰", "value": "皮痒痒吧,我说过咱们是不可能的" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "我知道,我就想请你看个戏啊" }, { "from": "杨蕙兰", "value": "对不起,不感兴趣" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "惠兰,最后一次了啊,看完戏之后一切就都过去了,你权当一个告别仪式行不行" }, { "from": "杨蕙兰", "value": "好吧,那我陪你去,但你不许动手动脚啊。" } ] }, { "id": "episode_79_chunk_18", "conversations": [ { "from": "白展堂", "value": "行了,你跟秀才上后院,不叫你们绝对别出来" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "你们千万要小心啊,尤其是你,小六,不要没头没脑的往上冲,惠兰的武功高的很,打你师父跟玩似的。" }, { "from": "燕小六", "value": "我知道,知道,你们赶紧回屋,省得在这给我添乱,走走走" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "展常" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "消失" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "呆会等人进来了,无双你打头阵,先把大嘴支开,免得误伤" }, { "from": "祝无双", "value": "明白" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "边儿呆着去" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "小郭,等惠兰落了单,再看具体情况,最好能从背后偷袭她" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "哼哼哼,这样做会不会太不光彩啊" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "那你自己上啊,从正面单挑我绝不拦着" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "那那点住以后要不要捆起来" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "废话,找条绳子去,最好浸水的,否则容易挣断,哪儿凉快" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "后院" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "后院呆着去 别出声" }, { "from": "燕小六", "value": "怎么的?" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "过来一个人,体重不轻,靴底很厚,皮肤很糙" }, { "from": "燕小六", "value": "行啊,老白,连这都能听出来" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "对不住啊,客官,我们这儿打烊了" }, { "from": "杜子俊", "value": "我是来找人的" }, { "from": "燕小六", "value": "找谁呀,你笑嘛笑,问你话呢,你姓嘛,叫嘛,从哪儿来到哪儿去,赶紧说" }, { "from": "杜子俊", "value": "鄙人姓杜名子俊,铜岭来的。哎呀,你们这个小店装修得很啊" }, { "from": "祝无双", "value": "对对对" }, { "from": "杜子俊", "value": "很有品味" }, { "from": "祝无双", "value": "是是是" }, { "from": "杜子俊", "value": "格调很高啊" }, { "from": "祝无双", "value": "是" }, { "from": "燕小六", "value": "现在怎么办" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "你是捕头你问我" }, { "from": "燕小六", "value": "决定权在我,建议权在你,你说怎么办就怎么办,赶紧说" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "按原计划行事,先把惠兰拿下再说" }, { "from": "燕小六", "value": "等等,总觉得这事有点蹊跷,你看那倒霉模样,像大财主吗?" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "人不可貌相,你看他穿得俗气点,气质还行,尤其是那两道剑眉" }, { "from": "燕小六", "value": "真的很贱呐,那万一是个假货怎么办" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "假货,假货跟咱有啥关系" }, { "from": "燕小六", "value": "你想啊,这案子早就报了,他早不来晚不来,偏偏这时候来,这说明嘛" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "说明人来要东西了,你丢东西你不着急" }, { "from": "燕小六", "value": "那是杜子俊啊,大财主,就为了那么点金银首饰,大老远跑来一趟" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "不,你哪儿那么多问题啊,有问题问他去,问我干啥" }, { "from": "燕小六", "value": "呵呵,杜掌柜是吧,杜掌柜,请请请" }, { "from": "杜子俊", "value": "不是什么掌柜,叫我子俊就行了,家乡的人都这么叫,人老贵姓啊" }, { "from": "燕小六", "value": "哎,免贵姓燕" }, { "from": "杜子俊", "value": "你这个姓很好啊,很吉利啊,古代的时候有一个国家叫燕国,有一位英雄好汉叫燕青,有一种鸟类叫燕子,有一首歌唱得好啊‘小燕子,穿花衣,年年春天来这里……’" }, { "from": "燕小六", "value": "您来这里是找杨惠兰的吧" }, { "from": "杜子俊", "value": "对呀,你认得惠兰呀,哎呀这可太好了,惠兰她在哪里呀,惠兰,惠兰" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "别喊了,她出去看戏去了,呆会就回来了" }, { "from": "祝无双", "value": "哎,来了来了,马上就到门口了" }, { "from": "杜子俊", "value": "惠兰,惠兰,我见我惠兰啊,哎呀我惠兰在里面,你不能不让我见啊" }, { "from": "燕小六", "value": "在里面呆着吧,老实呆着,千万别轻举妄动,否则一切后果自负" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "哎呀呀,回来了,那戏怎么样,好看吗?" }, { "from": "杨蕙兰", "value": "呀,秀才在吗?四个字,一塌湖涂,简直没法看" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "葵花点穴手" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "咋回事啊,这" }, { "from": "燕小六", "value": "没你事,呆着去" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "没想到这么轻松" }, { "from": "杜子俊", "value": "惠兰,惠兰,我可找着你了,惠兰" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "哎哎哎,你是谁呀,说你呢,说你呢,过来过来" }, { "from": "杜子俊", "value": "你干什么?" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "你以为你穿挺好的就可以随便占人便宜知道吧" }, { "from": "杜子俊", "value": "你给我把手撒开,你们把惠兰怎么了,惠兰惠兰,你看,惠兰连眼睛都不会眨巴了。" }, { "from": "杜子俊", "value": "你别过来,别过来你把刀放下,我告诉你,我这筷子可不长眼,放下放下你把刀也放下" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "在哪儿啦,刀" }, { "from": "杜子俊", "value": "你的手指头藏起来,我知道你那个手指头很厉害啊,放下" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "等会儿,等会儿,想干啥,想打架是不是,你冲我来,冲我来" }, { "from": "燕小六", "value": "你干嘛,他是杜子俊" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "废话,我还肚子疼呢" }, { "from": "杜子俊", "value": "干什么,干什么,干什么" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "桐岭那杜子俊?" }, { "from": "燕小六", "value": "废话吗?" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "你说你是杜子俊有啥证据啊" }, { "from": "杜子俊", "value": "证据,我要什么证据呀,我就是杜子俊,杜子俊就是我,要什么证据呀,你不信可以问惠兰,我是她夫君" }, { "from": "祝无双", "value": "葵花点穴手" }, { "from": "燕小六", "value": "先审审,分头审,省得串供,赶紧,大嘴过来帮忙" }, { "from": "燕小六", "value": "慢点慢点" } ] }, { "id": "episode_80_chunk_0", "conversations": [ { "from": "燕小六", "value": "我再问你,你跟杨惠闫,到底嘛关系?" }, { "from": "杜子俊", "value": "夫妻关系啊" }, { "from": "杜子俊", "value": "我和惠兰虽然没有举行过婚礼,可是我们两个喝过交杯酒,交换过定情信物,乡亲们都说我和惠兰有夫妻相啊" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "行啊,你信不信我一脚" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "李大嘴,你什么意思,人家没招你没惹你你干啥呀这是。" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "姓白的,你向着他向着我你给我个准话!" }, { "from": "杜子俊", "value": "这位先生是不是姓李啊?" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "对,我姓李怎么的?" }, { "from": "杜子俊", "value": "你这个姓很倒霉啊。李斯知道吧,秦国的宰相,多大的官啊,被干掉了,被腰斩呐。很倒霉啊" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "我刀呢,我刀呢……我刀呢" }, { "from": "杜子俊", "value": "你粗俗,你多么粗俗你!怪不得惠兰她不愿意搭理你" } ] }, { "id": "episode_80_chunk_1", "conversations": [ { "from": "白展堂", "value": "哎哎哎,审得咋样了?" }, { "from": "莫小贝", "value": "人家死活就是不肯说" }, { "from": "燕小六", "value": "我去" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "哎呀,没用的,甭管怎么问,你们家惠兰就是一句‘我根本就不认识什么杜子俊,从来没见过也从来没听说过’" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "姓杜的,你听见没有?人家根本不认识你连听都没听过你" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "葵花点穴手" }, { "from": "莫小贝", "value": "我嫂子啊,还在里边谈着呢,不过啊,我估计没什么用" }, { "from": "祝无双", "value": "惠兰对我们好像有抵触情绪啊" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "废话,把你莫名其妙捆起来,你不抵触?" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "事到如今,只能当面对质了,这是解决问题的唯一办法了葵花解穴手!" } ] }, { "id": "episode_80_chunk_2", "conversations": [ { "from": "杜子俊", "value": "惠兰!" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "你们俩慢慢聊,我们就在外头,有事招呼,啊。" }, { "from": "杜子俊", "value": "惠兰,你别动,我给你解开绳子。哎呀,你别闹了,行不行!你这么闹我怎么给你解绳子呀!来来来,我给你解开,来来来" }, { "from": "杨蕙兰", "value": "不许碰我,否则我喊非礼了啊" }, { "from": "杜子俊", "value": "哦,我明白了,肯定都是他们逼你这么干的。对不对啊,他们先把你绑架了,然后再问我要赎金,对不对啊" }, { "from": "杨蕙兰", "value": "你是不是被害妄想狂啊,他们是我朋友,又不是山贼" }, { "from": "杜子俊", "value": "你快拉倒吧,别开玩笑了,还朋友,朋友能把你绑起来?" }, { "from": "杨蕙兰", "value": "你还有别的问题吗?我不想再听你废话了,请你出去!" }, { "from": "杜子俊", "value": "我说惠兰,我要是做错了什么事,你可以告诉我呀,我可以改呀。惠兰,咱俩不是都已经商量好了吗?对不对啊" }, { "from": "杨蕙兰", "value": "好吧,那你坐这儿吧,过来近点,再近点" }, { "from": "杜子俊", "value": "哎呀,我的娘唉" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "姓杜的,这就是你瞎跟人套瓷的下场" }, { "from": "杨蕙兰", "value": "别碰他!你们的戏还要唱多久啊,有什么后招,一并使出来吧" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "哎……燕捕头,人问你话呢,别在那儿装思想者,把眉毛再燎了。" }, { "from": "燕小六", "value": "佟掌柜,这可是你的地头啊。" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "那我说的话你肯听吗?" }, { "from": "燕小六", "value": "听听" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "先给她松绑,我想找她单独聊聊" } ] }, { "id": "episode_80_chunk_3", "conversations": [ { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "那个人是你的夫君呀" }, { "from": "杨蕙兰", "value": "我再重申一遍,我不认识他,我可以对天发誓" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "你发吧,我听着呢" }, { "from": "杨蕙兰", "value": "我….如果我认识杜子俊,就让我天打雷劈,不得好死" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "汉语里,认识包涵两个意思,第一个意思是认知,第二个意思是了解,你刚发的那个誓应该是第二个意思吧,你想告诉我你并不了解杜子俊" }, { "from": "杨蕙兰", "value": "是,我是认识他,那又怎么样?" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "你没有偷他的钱" }, { "from": "杨蕙兰", "value": "你这是问句还是感叹句?" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "感叹句呀,我知道虽然你很爱钱,但是你绝对不会去偷" }, { "from": "杨蕙兰", "value": "哼,这些话,你可以告诉那个小捕头" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "我会跟他说的,但是你必须先得告诉我,你跟那个杜子俊之间到底是怎么回事" }, { "from": "杨蕙兰", "value": "佟掌柜,你的好奇心比想象力还丰富嘛" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "这不是好奇心,我只是想知道,你为什么会离开他。否则我很难决定是否应该帮你" }, { "from": "杨蕙兰", "value": "我离开他是因为,我本来就不应该认识他,他这个人花心成性,妻妾成群。十九个姨太太竟然还骗我说,他这辈子就我一个,我是他第一个也是最后一个,原来这些都是骗人的。" } ] }, { "id": "episode_80_chunk_4", "conversations": [ { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "醒醒,醒醒你头还疼不疼了?" }, { "from": "杜子俊", "value": "还行,就是有点晕,哎哟哎哟,我这是在什么地方?" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "同福客栈呀关中,七侠镇,明代永历年间" }, { "from": "杜子俊", "value": "惠兰,惠兰在什么地方" }, { "from": "莫小贝", "value": "她呀,她已经走了" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "这些银子和首饰是惠兰让我还给你的。" }, { "from": "杜子俊", "value": "哎呀,这不是我的东西呀" }, { "from": "莫小贝", "value": "杜先生,您就省省吧,不管你怎么装。惠兰她呀,再也不会回来了" }, { "from": "杜子俊", "value": "装?什么意思?我装什么了我" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "你都干了些什么呀,你自己心里还不清楚吗?" }, { "from": "杜子俊", "value": "我干什么了我,你得跟我说清楚…….我干什么了!" }, { "from": "杜子俊", "value": "白先生你曰啊,今天天气不错吧" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "你给我少废话,拿了东西滚蛋!" }, { "from": "杜子俊", "value": "白先生,这些东西真的不是我的呀,你想想看,我这个人就是再有钱,我不能和钱过不去吧" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "好,东西不是你的,案总是你报的吧" }, { "from": "杜子俊", "value": "报案,不是,我报什么案了?" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "装,给我接着装!要不怎么说无商不奸呢" }, { "from": "莫小贝", "value": "白大哥,你瞧瞧人家那演技,当着面撒谎人脸都不带红的" }, { "from": "杜子俊", "value": "等等等等等,哎呀,我好象有点明白了,是不是有人给惠兰这些东西,然后又报了案,告诉官府,说惠兰偷了我们家这些东西" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "啊,终于想起来了,不容易啊" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "你这选择性失忆恢复得还挺快呀" }, { "from": "杜子俊", "value": "娘唉" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "不要这样,我还没有那么老吧。" }, { "from": "杜子俊", "value": "哎呀我不是叫你,我是说,我那娘啊,这都是她的阴谋啊" } ] }, { "id": "episode_80_chunk_5", "conversations": [ { "from": "杨蕙兰", "value": "阴谋?" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "惠兰,我知道有些话轮不到我来说,但是如果换成是我,既然他说了这是阴谋,我总该了解一下吧" } ] }, { "id": "episode_80_chunk_6", "conversations": [ { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "哎呀,这不是杜大财主吗?你们有钱人挺能睡的啊,一觉睡到大中午" }, { "from": "杜子俊", "value": "哈哈哈哈,你是谁啊,我不认得你呀,咱俩没话说请问惠兰在什么地方?" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "问我呀,我跟她也不熟,不认识" }, { "from": "杜子俊", "value": "这位大姐" }, { "from": "祝无双", "value": "啊啊啊,对不起,我刚要出去巡街,我什么都没看见,什么都没听见" }, { "from": "杜子俊", "value": "哎哎,你不吃馒头了?小妹妹" }, { "from": "莫小贝", "value": "你千万别问我哦,我得上学去,否则会迟到的。拜拜。" }, { "from": "杜子俊", "value": "这位兄台" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "我就是一帐户,我不负责看犯人的" }, { "from": "杜子俊", "value": "惠兰她不是犯人!实在是对不起,这两天我这心里着急,有些失态,对不起对不起" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "行行行行,你也别解释了啊,你呢从哪儿来回哪儿去,我们这没功夫伺候你,走" }, { "from": "杜子俊", "value": "惠兰她就在这里,空气中有她的味道,我都闻出来了,惠兰,惠兰" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "喊喊喊啥啊,再喊我把你抓起来!" }, { "from": "杜子俊", "value": "你凭什么抓我,自家娘子我为什么不能喊啊,她是我老婆我为什么不能喊啊" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "这是我们店,要喊出去喊" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "别妨碍我们做生意啊,走!" }, { "from": "杜子俊", "value": "惠兰,老婆,亲爱的,宝贝,甜心,老婆,宝贝……" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "喊啊,你不挺痴情的吗" }, { "from": "杜子俊", "value": "你不用这样对待我呀,我对你没有恶意啊" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "我对你可是充满了恶意啊" }, { "from": "杜子俊", "value": "我对惠兰那可是一心一意呀" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "我对惠兰也没有三心二意呀" }, { "from": "杜子俊", "value": "惠兰可到最后嫁给了我呀,你是白等一场啊" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "你说吧,说这没用了,她现在肯定不能见你了,谁笑到最后,谁笑得最甜" }, { "from": "杜子俊", "value": "怪不得" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "怪不得啥啊" }, { "from": "杜子俊", "value": "怪不得惠兰在我面前老提起你呀" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "她都说我啥了" }, { "from": "杜子俊", "value": "她说你这个人很好啊很善良很正直,对她也很好她说要是这辈子碰不到我呀,也许就嫁给你了她说,等她熬到七老八十啊,如果再碰不到合适的,就凑合着嫁给你了吧。" }, { "from": "杨蕙兰", "value": "住手 住手!" }, { "from": "杜子俊", "value": "惠兰,惠兰,你终于肯见我了?" } ] }, { "id": "episode_80_chunk_10", "conversations": [ { "from": "白展堂", "value": "来来来,坐坐坐。急也没有用,这是上头特批的拘押令,连娄知县都没权力过问" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "那惠兰都干啥了,凭啥抓她呀" }, { "from": "莫小贝", "value": "肯定是那杜子俊捣的乱,我早就看出来,那东西,不是什么好家伙" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "你不要胡说了,人家还等着娶媳妇呢。现在捣鬼,图啥啊" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "没准他真有十九个姨太太呢?" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "我跟他拼了我你们咋不拦着我呢?" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "拦着你有用吗?" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "一天到晚不干正事,就知道的咧咧" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "那你们说怎么办,横不能咱劫狱去吧。咱咋就不能劫狱呢?" } ] }, { "id": "episode_80_chunk_11", "conversations": [ { "from": "杨蕙兰", "value": "来,喝口凉水别往下咽" }, { "from": "杜子俊", "value": "你早说啊" }, { "from": "杨蕙兰", "value": "再喝一口,等水变温了以后再吐出来啊,回头我让他们找点药给你擦擦啊" }, { "from": "杜子俊", "value": "不用了,咱家里有药" }, { "from": "杨蕙兰", "value": "那你就赶快回去,别给人家找麻烦了。" }, { "from": "杜子俊", "value": "那你呢,你就给我说实话吧,到底发生了什么事啊?你为什么要离家出走呢?" }, { "from": "杨蕙兰", "value": "现在说这个,还有意义吗?" }, { "from": "杜子俊", "value": "说,必须得说,你说了我马上就走,一分钟我都不耽误你" }, { "from": "杨蕙兰", "value": "上回你去广阳府查帐,你刚一走,你娘就领着人过来了" }, { "from": "杜子俊", "value": "哎呀,千躲万躲也没躲过她呀,没事,你说,你接着说。" }, { "from": "杨蕙兰", "value": "她一来就说,我是子俊的娘,我就赶紧道歉说我们还没来得及办喜事,所以没去拜会,可她说没必要了,你已经有十九个姨太太了,这个数字很吉利,没必要再多了,说完就拿出首饰和银票,让我赶紧拿着钱滚蛋。连行李都不让收拾,多好的婆婆呀" }, { "from": "杜子俊", "value": "十九个?十九个?我的娘呐,我连想都不敢想啊,这种鬼话你也相信?" }, { "from": "杨蕙兰", "value": "我信,即使没这这么多,也不会少到哪儿去。" }, { "from": "杜子俊", "value": "我对天发誓,只有你一个呀。不错,我娘原先也给我特色过好多,都被我拒绝了,直到碰上你呀" }, { "from": "杨蕙兰", "value": "演技还挺不错啊,连眼睛都会骗人。" }, { "from": "杜子俊", "value": "我骗你干什么呀, 你为什么老不相信我呢?我说过,你是我第一个也是最后一个。我要说一句瞎话,天打雷劈!" }, { "from": "杜子俊", "value": "哎呀,你怎么就是不相信我呢?这些事都是我娘干的呀,我娘这个人呀,也许是不喜欢江湖中人,所以她才对你" }, { "from": "杨蕙兰", "value": "别说了,就算你没骗我,那你有什么打算?" }, { "from": "杜子俊", "value": "换个房子,咱去广阳府或者是十八里铺,只要离这铜岭远远的,她肯定找不着咱俩呀" }, { "from": "杨蕙兰", "value": "我又没做错事,干嘛要躲着她呀" }, { "from": "杜子俊", "value": "可她毕竟是我亲娘啊" }, { "from": "杨蕙兰", "value": "那又怎么样,她不喜欢我,你也不喜欢我吗?" }, { "from": "杜子俊", "value": "从小到在,我所有的事都是我娘一手包办的,包括生意也是她一手操持的,我看起来好象是很风光的样子,其实我除了听她的话,我是一点特长都没有啊" }, { "from": "杨蕙兰", "value": "你就没想过要反抗吗?" }, { "from": "杜子俊", "value": "我怎么没想过呀,我也反抗过呀,可是每次只要稍不遂她意,她就双哭双闹,骂我不孝顺啊" }, { "from": "杨蕙兰", "value": "也就是说,只要我躲起来,你就可以忠孝两全了。如果现在我让你选,要她还是要我,你一定会选她,我没有说错吧" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "你要是个爷们就干点爷们该干的事儿,你不稀罕她,自然有人稀罕" }, { "from": "杜子俊", "value": "大哥,我亲哥" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "我没那么大" }, { "from": "杜子俊", "value": "我亲弟弟" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "你占谁便宜呢?" }, { "from": "杜子俊", "value": "你别闹了行不行,你别掺和了行不行?她已经名花有主了" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "名花是用来欣赏的,不是用来东躲西藏的" }, { "from": "杨蕙兰", "value": "哎呀,我们的事情你就别操心啦" }, { "from": "杜子俊", "value": "不,我觉得他说得很有道理呀,其实我早就想和我娘谈清楚了。 这么的吧,我现在就回去和我娘谈谈去" }, { "from": "杨蕙兰", "value": "等等,要是谈不拢那怎么办呢?" }, { "from": "杜子俊", "value": "你那里还有些钱吧,我想这些钱咱做个小生意。维持生计是没有问题的,只要能和你在一块,对我来说,什么都无所谓,自从你走了之后,我才真正的知道 ,什么是人生中最重要的东西" }, { "from": "杨蕙兰", "value": "俊……" }, { "from": "杜子俊", "value": "兰" }, { "from": "杨蕙兰", "value": "俊" }, { "from": "杜子俊", "value": "兰" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "有啥话就直说,没事,我又不是第一瓷失恋了" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "这一次,跟以前真的不太一样" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "有啥不一样,惠兰以前不喜欢我,现在还是不喜欢我,你说她也是,你说她在外面吃了那么多苦,受了那么多骗,她还是不选择我,还是有钱好啊。" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "这不是钱的问题吗" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "人家呀,为了惠兰宁可什么都不要,过苦日子都行" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "那你说我跟杜子俊有啥区别?不就是钱吗?他有钱,他把钱放弃了过穷人日子,他多伟大呀,那我本身就是个穷人,我除了这条穷命……对呀,我可以拿命跟他拼呐" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "大嘴,你醒醒好不好,这回真的没戏了,你好好想想吧。" }, { "from": "杨蕙兰", "value": "铁头功不是这么练的。" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "管你啥事?惠兰,来坐哎,有话好好说,千万别动手啊,这是三根金针,代表三个愿意,来送给你" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "啥意思 ?" }, { "from": "杨蕙兰", "value": "头先你对我说的那些话,我对你是有亏欠的。以后有什么要我帮忙的,我赴汤蹈火在所不辞" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "一根针就代表一个愿望?" }, { "from": "杨蕙兰", "value": "啊,以后尽管提啊" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "哎,惠兰。追出门去" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "哎,等一等,那个,我现在能许愿吗?" }, { "from": "杨蕙兰", "value": "可以啊" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "第一个愿望,你能再给我三十个愿望吗?咋的啦,你不说可以随便提的吗?" }, { "from": "杨蕙兰", "value": "你听说过渔夫和金鱼的故事吗?贪心的代价 ,就是一无所获啊" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "那,那我再换一个……你能抱我一下吗?" }, { "from": "杨蕙兰", "value": "不可以" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "就这么简单的要求你都达不到,你说我还有啥盼头啊。" }, { "from": "杨蕙兰", "value": "大嘴,你能现实一点吗?我们是不可能的啊。" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "我就要你抱一下没有让你抱一辈子,那行,那我再想想别的" }, { "from": "杨蕙兰", "value": "好吧,你慢慢想啊,我等着。" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "有了,你能一掌拍死我吗?拿刀砍,拿脚踹都行" }, { "from": "杨蕙兰", "value": "你能变得成熟一点吗?" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "不能,我能许愿你不能许" }, { "from": "杨蕙兰", "value": "看来呀,给你这三根金针真是个错误,不过你可以留着它,你可用它呀,补补衣服,缝缝被子。这是渡了金的,至少不会生锈,啊" }, { "from": "杨蕙兰", "value": "我帮你吧" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "不用不用,你在旁边休息吧,需要帮忙我会说话的。" }, { "from": "杨蕙兰", "value": "小郭啊,你说,大嘴他经常这样吗?" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "哪样?" }, { "from": "杨蕙兰", "value": "笑着发脾气,有什么话也不当面说,还拿那个头撞柱子。" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "你放心吧,有枕头垫着呢。他才不傻呢,你就把你自己的日子过好了,比什么都幸福。" }, { "from": "杨蕙兰", "value": "幸福,也未必是幸福的。" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "一定是的,我能感觉得到,那个杜子俊对你不是一般的喜欢" }, { "from": "杨蕙兰", "value": "我知道,可情况太复杂了。" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "复杂,那才好呢?不明白吧,我问你,什么叫做爱情?不光是卿卿我我吧,时间长了,再深的感情也会犯含糊。那到时候 ,靠什么来证明你们是真心相爱呢?外部压力啊外部压力越大,你们需要克服的困难也就越多。在一起的动力也就会越强了。等以后回忆起来一想,当初我们好不容易才走到一块儿,一定要珍惜现在的日子,吵个小架算什么呢?转眼你们就和好了。所以你信我一句话,爱情来自压力" }, { "from": "燕小六", "value": "小郭,大嘴不在吧" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "厨房" }, { "from": "燕小六", "value": "杨惠兰,你被逮捕了!" }, { "from": "杜子俊", "value": "你干什么,你干什么?" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "有本事别躲,有本事别躲,你" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "大嘴,没有完了还,你谈得怎么样呢?" }, { "from": "杜子俊", "value": "失败了。我和我娘谈崩了。我娘她是大发雷霆啊,她还威胁说,要对惠兰下手啊" }, { "from": "杜子俊", "value": "惠兰呢?我得马上带她走啊,惠兰,惠兰" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "别喊了,她不在这儿" }, { "from": "杜子俊", "value": "惠兰,惠兰" }, { "from": "杨蕙兰", "value": "俊" }, { "from": "燕小六", "value": "你们俩长话短说,我在外面等着。最多一刻钟,马上就得结束啊" }, { "from": "杨蕙兰", "value": "俊,是你娘捣的鬼吧。她可真是手眼通天啊" }, { "from": "杜子俊", "value": "你不知道,我娘和徐知府她老婆是故交啊" }, { "from": "杨蕙兰", "value": "我有这么一个婆婆,可真是上辈子修来的福气" }, { "from": "杜子俊", "value": "你放心吧,惠兰,我一定会把你救出去的。" }, { "from": "杨蕙兰", "value": "你说,咱们十几年以后还会吵架吗?" }, { "from": "杜子俊", "value": "吵架?咱俩怎么会吵架呢?" }, { "from": "杨蕙兰", "value": "每对夫妻都会吵架的,那些没经历过患难的夫妻,架吵多了,感情也就淡了,可咱们不一样,我们经历了这么多,以后想分开都舍不得,这些,都要谢谢你娘" }, { "from": "杜子俊", "value": "没想到,你的想法还很独特啊。" }, { "from": "杨蕙兰", "value": "我说的都是真的,小郭告诉我的。她说爱情需要压力,我想这些就是压力吧" }, { "from": "杜子俊", "value": "可是,可是你这次万一出不去可怎么办呀" }, { "from": "杨蕙兰", "value": "会吗?你娘不会那么狠吧" }, { "from": "杜子俊", "value": "你是不知道我娘是多么狠你呀,一提到你的名字牙根都痒痒了" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "哎呀,还废什么话呀,这是钥匙,赶紧走!" }, { "from": "杨蕙兰", "value": "我不走,我又没偷东西,我这一走,一辈子都不清白了。我总不能老当逃犯吧。" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "也只能这样了,小六刚才得到通知,他们要把你押到广阳府当街问斩呐,他们的人马上就到了,赶紧走,要不就来不及了第一个愿望,赶紧走,越远越好。你不会连这个愿望都不能满足我吧,我去外面看着,快" }, { "from": "杜子俊", "value": "快走快走" }, { "from": "燕小六", "value": "来吧,千万别打脸,还有肚子,都别打,赶紧快点啊" }, { "from": "杜子俊", "value": "你们以前是怎么认识做朋友的?你怎么打他呢?" } ] }, { "id": "episode_80_chunk_15", "conversations": [ { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "总算回来了,小郭已经把车马给你们准备好了,你们俩拿着行李,赶紧走,从后门走" }, { "from": "杨蕙兰", "value": "对不起,每次总是给你们添麻烦" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "别说废话了,赶紧把衣裳换了。" }, { "from": "杜子俊", "value": "换衣服干什么?" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "你穿得这么好一出门就得让人认出来,赶紧上楼换衣服" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "大嘴,你没事吧" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "没事,走就走吧,反正不是我的,丢了也不心疼" }, { "from": "莫小贝", "value": "得了吧,你看那眼圈都红了。" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "你个小丫头片子你!" }, { "from": "莫小贝", "value": "你个大痴情种子" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "你说啥呢,我要真痴情的话我能让她走啊" }, { "from": "祝无双", "value": "这才叫真情啊,为了她的幸福,你牺牲自己" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "其实,我对惠兰也就那么回事不管怎么说,她也是个逃犯呐,是不是,你说她从大牢里逃出来,我跟着她没吃没喝的,满世界乱跑……" } ] }, { "id": "episode_80_chunk_16", "conversations": [ { "from": "杨蕙兰", "value": "怎么了" }, { "from": "杜子俊", "value": "我娘,我娘" } ] }, { "id": "episode_80_chunk_17", "conversations": [ { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "你咋知道的?" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "我猜的,他俩穿的衣服都是个料子,贵得吓死人啊" }, { "from": "杜老娘丫环", "value": "请问……" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "不用问了,二位,我们打烊了,换个地住吧。" }, { "from": "丫环", "value": "我们是来找人的" }, { "from": "莫小贝", "value": "我们这儿没你要找的人" }, { "from": "丫环", "value": "呵呵,窝藏逃犯可是要判好多年的。" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "对不起,这里不欢迎你们,请你们出去" }, { "from": "丫环", "value": "见不到子俊少爷,我们是不会走的。" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "是吗,那行,那较量较量,来" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "看看再说,看看再说" }, { "from": "杜娘", "value": "我知道你们有种,同福客栈,藏龙卧虎啊。可我不管你们是龙是蛇是猫是虎,不交出我儿子来,谁也甭想出这个门。我相信,我们帮他是出于江湖上的道义,冲这一点,咱以前的事,我既往不咎。" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "哎呀,您早说呀,吓我这一身汗" }, { "from": "杜娘", "value": "你可别误会,我只是说放过你们,我可没说放过那个狐狸精。出来吧" }, { "from": "杜子俊", "value": "惠兰她不是狐狸精" }, { "from": "杜娘", "value": "玲珑,把大少爷先给我带回去。" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "葵花点穴手!" }, { "from": "杜娘", "value": "嗬,你这武功不错呀,你娘应该姓白吧,她没有告诉你,在江湖上如果遇到姓姜的,应该躲着走?" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "没说过呀" }, { "from": "杜娘", "value": "那今天我来告诉你,你别以为这个点穴对每个人都管用" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "排山倒海我的手,我的手……" }, { "from": "杜娘", "value": "孩子,这是脱臼,你要是再跟我来劲,我就真不客气了。" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "谢谢阿姨" }, { "from": "杨蕙兰", "value": "有什么事冲我来,子俊他是无辜的。" }, { "from": "杜娘", "value": "瞧瞧瞧瞧,真不错,这才有点苦命鸳鸯的架式。" }, { "from": "杜娘", "value": "是是是,阿姨,您就放过他们吧。" }, { "from": "杜娘", "value": "走,我要找你单独谈话" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "葵花解穴手,来" } ] }, { "id": "episode_80_chunk_18", "conversations": [ { "from": "杜娘", "value": "没想到他决心这么大" }, { "from": "杨蕙兰", "value": "我也没想到,您的武功这么高" }, { "from": "杜娘", "value": "一般吧,我闯江湖那会,你可能还没出生呢。坐吧,咱们都是江湖中人,不必客气。" }, { "from": "杨蕙兰", "value": "用不着这么假惺惺的,有什么话,就直说啊" }, { "from": "杜娘", "value": "离开他!这不是建议是命令" }, { "from": "杨蕙兰", "value": "如果你不同意我们在一起,那咱们就什么关系都没有,凭什么我听你的命令" }, { "from": "杜娘", "value": "你对我的敌意不小啊" }, { "from": "杨蕙兰", "value": "如果我给你钱,让你卷铺盖走人,一扭脸就报案,你会怎么想" }, { "from": "杜娘", "value": "我的本意是让你清楚 ,一旦你出了事,他会怎么办" }, { "from": "杨蕙兰", "value": "子俊要比你想象的坚强得多" }, { "from": "杜娘", "value": "这孩子从小到大就没有什么主意啊,这大概是他第一次给自己拿主意,勇气可嘉" }, { "from": "杨蕙兰", "value": "你为什么这么恨我?" }, { "from": "杜娘", "value": "我不恨你,我是很了解你,因为了解,所以讨厌。江湖上像你这种姑娘多得是,你以为,每只麻雀都能变成凤凰吗?" }, { "from": "杨蕙兰", "value": "可你自己不也是从这一步过来的嘛 。" }, { "from": "杜娘", "value": "不不不,我跟你可不一样,至少我没做过亏心事。你忘了,比武招亲,爹是租来的。还真有你的,好像,你还卖过几天破菜刀。创意不错啊" }, { "from": "杨蕙兰", "value": "可那都是过去的事" }, { "from": "杜娘", "value": "哦,过去犯了错,随便一句过去了。就没事了" }, { "from": "杨蕙兰", "value": "我跟子俊是真心的。" }, { "from": "杜娘", "value": "我相信,也看得出来,但恕老身直言,你不配" }, { "from": "杨蕙兰", "value": "我会努力做一个好妻子,好母亲的" }, { "from": "杜娘", "value": "这我也相信,作为江湖前辈我祝你得到幸福,作为子俊的母亲,你知道我的选择呀。" }, { "from": "杨蕙兰", "value": "我只要一个机会" }, { "from": "杜娘", "value": "他为了你这样的人,背一个忤逆不孝的骂名,不值" } ] }, { "id": "episode_80_chunk_19", "conversations": [ { "from": "杨蕙兰", "value": "你走吧,我以后再也不见你了" }, { "from": "杜子俊", "value": "惠兰,是不是我娘副你这么说的?我娘到底跟你说了些什么呀" }, { "from": "杜娘", "value": "你们俩好好演,想哭就多哭会儿。我到外边等着去,不着急。" }, { "from": "杜子俊", "value": "娘,你为什么要这么做呀" }, { "from": "杜娘", "value": "一会儿她会告诉你的。你要恨我就只管恨吧,啊,反正咱有的是时间,惠兰啊,我把他交给你了啊。别让我失望,我相信你。" }, { "from": "杜子俊", "value": "惠兰,咱不是都说好了吗?咱到海南,造个小房子,你织网我打鱼,可是" }, { "from": "杨蕙兰", "value": "对不起,我食言了,你还是跟她回去吧" }, { "from": "杜子俊", "value": "惠兰" }, { "from": "杨蕙兰", "value": "再碰我就让你筋断骨折!" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "那啥,我能说两句吗?没事没事,我知道自己在干什么。" }, { "from": "杜子俊", "value": "你站住 ,你要想趁火打劫的话,先把我撂倒" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "我对你没兴趣,惠兰,这是我第二个愿望。" }, { "from": "杨蕙兰", "value": "改天好吗" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "不好,第二个愿望,你怎么想就怎么做,不要考虑任何人的想法,可以吗?" }, { "from": "杨蕙兰", "value": "你到底想说什么?" } ] }, { "id": "episode_80_chunk_23", "conversations": [ { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "快,跟我来。一直往北有辆马车接你,绿棚红边你们快走,这儿有我呢,还不快走!" }, { "from": "杜娘", "value": "真没想到啊,你还是做了个这么错误的决定" } ] }, { "id": "episode_81_chunk_2", "conversations": [ { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "晚上给你摆酒送行。" }, { "from": "燕小六", "value": "不用了,等过两天人到了以后再说。接风送行一块儿办,给你们省点钱。" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "谁要来?" }, { "from": "燕小六", "value": "废话嘛,没有继任的谁敢走啊。你们知道下一任捕头是谁吗?" }, { "from": "燕小六", "value": "谁啊?" }, { "from": "燕小六", "value": "凌腾云呐。" } ] }, { "id": "episode_81_chunk_4", "conversations": [ { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "额晓得,一家老小祖孙三代全都是捕快。" }, { "from": "燕小六", "value": "这个凌腾云呐,是他们家最小的一个。虽然说岁数小,但武功极高。十二岁的时候就跟人家围剿过盗圣,差点逮着,自打那以后,盗圣就没敢在陕西露过面。" } ] }, { "id": "episode_81_chunk_6", "conversations": [ { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "啊?" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "十年前呀,额跟俺爹去西安看花灯。刚刚入夜,满街都是行人,额一不小心就被人群给冲散了,就哭着找俺爹,忽然一个蒙面的黑衣大汉冲了过来。一把将额抱在怀里。" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "哇噻。哎哎哎,不对呀,十年前你多大呀?" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "多大?" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "十二岁啊,十四岁。也有可能十六岁,额记不太清楚了。" }, { "from": "燕小六", "value": "真笨,把你现在的岁数减去十不就清楚了吗?" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "你还想不想听故事了?" }, { "from": "燕小六", "value": "想想想,接着说接着说。" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "额当时吓的不行,还没有来得及喊非礼呀,嘴就被那个人堵上了。额挣扎了两下,就这个样子。那个人就用他的拇指食指还有中指,按在了我的咽喉。" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "直接说锁喉不就得了吗?" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "就是锁喉,说时迟那时快,只听见嗖嗖两声,那个蒙面大汉一声惨嚎,捂着手就逃走了,后来额才知道,那是凌家兄弟在追捕盗贼,那个贼本来想拿额当人质,凌家兄弟嗖嗖发射暗器,把额才救了下来。" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "哎呦,那你没想过以身相许什么的?" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "想许呀,人家倒是肯要啊。要也不给,平生最讨厌捕快。" }, { "from": "燕小六", "value": "你嘛意思?" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "又没有说你,展堂你不会是吃醋吧?" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "不会,我没事,跑堂了。" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "呜哇呜哇,呜哇呜哇。" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "就会添乱,啥事都不会干,干活去。" }, { "from": "尚导", "value": "倒酒。" } ] }, { "id": "episode_81_chunk_7", "conversations": [ { "from": "白展堂", "value": "湘玉我想过了,这回咱必须得走。" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "上哪儿去啊?" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "汉中,你不正想回家过年看看吗?我陪你。凌腾云这一来,我还怎么混呐?" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "俺们家一到过年就有好多捕快来拜年。留在这儿只需要对付一个,回到汉中呢就是一堆,俺爹肯定带着你到处显白。这是额的女婿,哈哈……一身的武功,对咧,把你那个葵花点穴手耍一耍瞧一瞧。怎么办?" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "耍就耍,在哪儿当猴耍也比在这儿担惊受怕的强。" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "你咋忘了呢?咱有免罪金牌。" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "免罪,但它免不了惊,一听到他的名字,我现在就出一身冷汗,一见着他我又得是一身冷汗,这大冬天的你忍心把我活活冻死吗?" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "好好吧,额先征求一下小贝的意见。" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "你不用问了,小贝正收拾东西呢。你也赶紧收拾,马车我都准备好了,明儿一早咱就起程,啊。" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "啊。" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "收拾,我看看小贝去。" } ] }, { "id": "episode_81_chunk_10", "conversations": [ { "from": "燕小六", "value": "欢迎欢迎,你怎么现在就来啦?来来来,坐坐坐。" }, { "from": "凌腾云", "value": "不要再提咧,一路被人追额。" }, { "from": "燕小六", "value": "谁追你?" }, { "from": "凌腾云", "value": "额是逃了三天三夜。日夜奔程才来到这儿,三天都没有合眼了。闭嘴。" }, { "from": "燕小六", "value": "谁呀,吵吵嘛呢这是?谁呀这是?" }, { "from": "凌腾云", "value": "燕捕头,这可是你的地盘,你一定要为额做主啊。就靠你了,谢谢你了。" }, { "from": "燕小六", "value": "客气,客气。来来坐坐坐。" }, { "from": "粉丝甲", "value": "请问凌腾云在吗?" }, { "from": "凌腾云", "value": "你是谁啊?" }, { "from": "粉丝甲", "value": "我听说他是个光芒万丈的大帅哥,失明的人只要看他一眼就能复明,所以我来试试。" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "哎呀妈呀,真可怜。这是粉丝吗?" }, { "from": "粉丝甲", "value": "请问你是凌腾云吗?" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "我……" }, { "from": "凌腾云", "value": "就是他,就是他。" }, { "from": "粉丝甲", "value": "这束花采了一上午了,送给你。" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "谢谢啊。" }, { "from": "粉丝甲", "value": "我能摸摸你吗?" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "你……摸……摸,摸。" }, { "from": "粉丝甲", "value": "好象没有传说中的那么帅嘛。" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "姑娘你还年轻,还没有成熟的审美观。" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "哎,对。" }, { "from": "粉丝甲", "value": "对不起,我是个盲人,也许这次我不该来,天底下哪有那么多奇迹。" }, { "from": "凌腾云", "value": "等等女子。" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "等一下。" }, { "from": "凌腾云", "value": "女子,对不起啊,额刚才骗你咧,其实额才是凌腾云,你摸额吧。" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "对,他是。" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "摸吧,摸吧。" }, { "from": "粉丝甲", "value": "耶,你中计了,我终于摸到你了。啊,腾云哥哥给我签字了。" }, { "from": "凌腾云", "value": "额对不起大家。" }, { "from": "燕小六", "value": "太可怕了。" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "开门开门,大白天的关什么门啊?开门开门开门开门……哎呦。" }, { "from": "凌腾云", "value": "姑娘额求求你,你能不能自重一点。" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "凌捕头。" }, { "from": "凌腾云", "value": "你不用解释了。额长的帅不是额的问题,但是你以貌取人就是你的问题了,你难道不觉得羞耻吗?" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "说什么呐你?这人谁呀?" }, { "from": "凌腾云", "value": "好啦好啦,你不用装了,装啥呢在那儿装。" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "凌捕头。" }, { "from": "凌腾云", "value": "额跟你说,你长的挺好看的,你就不能回去好好嫁个人嘛?咱俩没有戏。" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "凌捕头。" }, { "from": "凌腾云", "value": "好了掌柜的,你不用再解释了。额也知道你同情他们,你心疼他们。但是额跟你说实话,你这样反而害了她们,知道吧?额已经仁至义尽了,至于你,从哪儿来回哪儿去。如果再敢纠缠不休的话,休怪额叫燕捕头带你回衙门。" }, { "from": "燕小六", "value": "爱谁带谁带,她我可不敢招。" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "这是小郭,俺们店里的。而且已经名花有主了你放心吧。" }, { "from": "凌腾云", "value": "啊,噢。对不起冒犯了,在下凌腾云。" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "切。" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "凌捕头,你先在俺们店里住两天吧。免费,等你办完交接之后,你自己再找地方住,行吧?" }, { "from": "凌腾云", "value": "太好了,多谢了啊。" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "没有关系。" }, { "from": "凌腾云", "value": "哎,你不是单身吧?" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "不要误会嘛,额看你是乡党才想留你的。没有别的意思,这位是老白,我的男朋友。" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "白展堂。" }, { "from": "凌腾云", "value": "额在哪儿见过你吧?" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "不可能。" }, { "from": "凌腾云", "value": "你长得特别像额远房一个表舅。" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "呵,真会说笑话,来,客官楼上请。" } ] }, { "id": "episode_81_chunk_13", "conversations": [ { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "这是免罪金牌,凌捕头要来纠缠就拿给他看。额不相信他还敢跟朝廷作对?" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "这小子肯定知道什么,湘玉你别忘了我们俩交过手。一想到这事,我就一身一身的汗。" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "那都多少年前的事情了,人家连你的长相都忘了。" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "他绝对没忘,要不然他不能说这种话。什么远房表舅,你信吗?" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "我信,他要是想抓你刚才为啥不动手?" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "他在观察,在判断,他看确定没有危险以后再动手。就像豹子捕食一样。别喝了,赶紧走,快点。" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "展堂,不是额不想走,要走随时可以走嘛,额也很想回家看一看。" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "那你赶紧走啊。" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "哎呀,你听额把话说完嘛。额之所以留下是因为咱俩没有做错事情。就没有必要躲嘛,过去的事情就让它过去。有啥事情咱俩一起面对,绝对不能再躲了,额绝不。" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "好吧,那我跟你说件事,但你保证听完以后不发脾气啊。" } ] }, { "id": "episode_81_chunk_15", "conversations": [ { "from": "白展堂", "value": "就是这间,来请进。" }, { "from": "凌腾云", "value": "这儿装修的蛮有特点的啊。看着挺糙的外面,里头还是挺精细的。" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "您太客气了,有什么需要您就说。对了,用不用烧点水洗个澡?" }, { "from": "凌腾云", "value": "不用了,额如果想洗的话自己打,谢谢啊。" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "千万别太客气了,既然来了嘛,就是自己人了。以后啊,我们还仰仗着您多关照呢。" }, { "from": "凌腾云", "value": "互相关照,白大哥你是哪儿人?" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "江湖人,呵呵。我呀,生在关外,长大以后就四处的漂泊啊,所以说也谈不上是哪儿人了。" }, { "from": "凌腾云", "value": "额是从小生在西安,长在西安。额这次是第一次出远门。白大哥反应够快的。" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "呵,跑堂的嘛,练的就是这个。" }, { "from": "凌腾云", "value": "白大哥,额能不能看看你的手。来来来,坐。不要误会,额对手相很有研究。" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "是不是?我这个手相他们帮我看过,说我事业线一般,生命线挺长,爱情线有点模糊。" }, { "from": "凌腾云", "value": "额就是随便看看,你这么紧张干啥呢?" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "我紧张了吗?" }, { "from": "凌腾云", "value": "白大哥,恕额直言啊,你这一辈子,要娶十八个老婆。" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "哈哈,胡说呢,十八个,还有呢?" }, { "from": "凌腾云", "value": "十八个还嫌不够,太贪了吧?" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "你误会我的意思了。我是说除了桃花运以外你还看到什么了?" }, { "from": "凌腾云", "value": "其他的倒没有啥,不过呢,恐怕有牢狱之灾。开玩笑呢,你放心,四十岁以后大富大贵。" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "哎呀,那我就借你的吉言了。你放心,我富贵了绝对少不了你的好处。" }, { "from": "凌腾云", "value": "真的?一言为定。" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "一言为定。这样,您先歇着,我忙去了。" }, { "from": "凌腾云", "value": "好,谢谢啊,白大哥,咱可说好了。发财归发财,但是最好不要不义之财。呵呵,走好。" } ] }, { "id": "episode_81_chunk_16", "conversations": [ { "from": "祝无双", "value": "小郭,见到凌捕头了,感觉怎么样?" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "两个字,无聊。我这辈子就没见过这么自恋的人。" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "你不要胡说了,那是误会。额觉得凌捕头还是不错的。" }, { "from": "祝无双", "value": "那跟小六比起来呢?" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "没有可比性。他俩根本就不是一个路子上的人。小六是只草鸡,人家就是孔雀。" }, { "from": "莫小贝", "value": "哈哈,你别逗了嫂子,你说小六是只草鸡,这个我同意,这不假,那人最多也就是个芦花鸡。" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "小贝,就冲你这句话,这个月糖葫芦我包了。" }, { "from": "莫小贝", "value": "耶。" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "你要是不放心的话,可以先接触一下再说嘛。" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "千万不要接触啊,无双你信我一句话,这个人就是一绣花枕头,金玉其外败絮其中。" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "行了行了。" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "要真是那样的话就好了。湘玉赶紧收拾东西,快。" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "收拾啥呀?你咋还想走呢?" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "再不走就来不及了,小贝收拾东西,快快。" }, { "from": "莫小贝", "value": "干啥?" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "人家又没有认出来你,看把你吓的那个样子。" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "我跟你说啊,这小子绝不是个善茬,从他的眼神里就能看出来跟刀一样,看得我浑身不自在。" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "那是你的心理作用,行了行了,回屋再说,你这个人呐。干活啊。" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "快快,收拾东西,快。" } ] }, { "id": "episode_81_chunk_17", "conversations": [ { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "这是免罪金牌,凌捕头要来纠缠就拿给他看。额不相信他还敢跟朝廷作对?" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "湘玉,这是我唯一的选择。我跟你说过,我的身份是不能让别人知道的,否则我和我所有的弟兄都有生命危险。" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "那你打算怎么办?" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "我想还是早点走比较保险,湘玉,我真的很不想走,但我也没有办法。" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "行了行了,我知道,你走吧。白展堂,其实这里也有件事我一直没有告诉你,我是不是也该告诉你一下?" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "什么事?" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "其实我……我其实也是个捕快。" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "什么?" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "我其实是朝廷派来的卧底,我们其实是同一阵营的。" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "你……你怎么不早说?" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "我也是刚刚才决定告诉你的,我其实早就知道你的身份了,你放心,我不会告诉任何人的。" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "那你刚刚为什么……" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "我不想你因为我而有任何的麻烦。" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "湘玉……" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "别说话,你走吧,越快越好,别让他们发现我们的关系。" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "好,我走,你也要小心。" } ] }, { "id": "episode_81_chunk_19", "conversations": [ { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "当然记得,那个人就是你不是吗?" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "没错,那个人就是我。我……我当时只是为了自保,我并没有想过要伤害你。" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "我知道,我并没有怪你。其实那件事对我来说并不算什么,我最在意的只是你。" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "湘玉……" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "你不用说什么,我知道你的心意。我只希望从现在开始,我们能够真心对待彼此,不需要再有任何的隐瞒和谎言。" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "湘玉,我……我真的很高兴你能这么说。我保证,从现在开始,我会把你当作我最重要的人来对待,我绝不会让你受到任何的伤害。" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "我相信你,白展堂。" } ] }, { "id": "episode_81_chunk_20", "conversations": [ { "from": "凌腾云", "value": "郭姑娘有礼了,郭姑娘额帮你吧。" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "用不着,我自己有手。干啥呀?我都说了用不着了。你哭什么呀?不哭不哭啊,坐坐坐。吃好喝好啊。你哭什么?大白天的你注意一点影响好不好?你可是个捕头哎。" }, { "from": "凌腾云", "value": "郭姑娘你知道吗?从小到大,有两个人这么吼额。一个是俺妈还有一个就是你,你能明白额现在的心情吗?" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "好象不太明白。" }, { "from": "凌腾云", "value": "所有的女人,都把额当成一个大帅哥。" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "我可没觉得你帅。" }, { "from": "凌腾云", "value": "问题就在这里,你把额当成一个人。" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "人?" }, { "from": "凌腾云", "value": "对,一个普普通通有血有肉的人,郭姑娘对于此,额只能说一声谢谢。希望你一直保持这样的状态,千万不要给额好脸,也不要爱上额,不然的话额会很失望的。" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "行行行,我尽量尽量啊。" }, { "from": "凌腾云", "value": "郭姑娘,顺便问一下,你们附近有没有胭脂店啊?" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "从胡同口出去右拐。" }, { "from": "凌腾云", "value": "胡同口右拐,你不要走嘛,姑娘。是这样,额呢想到胭脂店买一瓶爽肤水,你需要带什么不?" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "不用不用,我不讲究这个的。" }, { "from": "凌腾云", "value": "你不讲究,郭姑娘额求你一件事好不好?你就让额帮你一回吧,好不好?" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "不用。" }, { "from": "凌腾云", "value": "额曾经得罪过你,你就让额帮你一回成不成,额跟你说。如果不让额帮你的话,额这一天心情都会很糟糕。如果心情很糟糕的话,额的皮肤会很不好的,到时候长上皱纹啊,抬头纹啊。" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "行行行,你闭嘴吧你。来来来,你要真想帮我啊,你能不能把那两坛酒,给我送到厨房去,谢谢你啊。" }, { "from": "凌腾云", "value": "酒?" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "对对对,就那两坛。" }, { "from": "凌腾云", "value": "没有问题,是这个吧?" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "是是是。" }, { "from": "凌腾云", "value": "好,那额去了。郭姑娘额把酒给你放好了,还有啥吩咐没有?你不要走啊。恐怕是额长的太帅了吧。燕捕头。" }, { "from": "燕小六", "value": "凌捕头。" }, { "from": "凌腾云", "value": "你怎么穿成这个样子?" }, { "from": "燕小六", "value": "无双拿来,这个官服我已经脱下来了。还有这把刀,以后就归你了。" }, { "from": "凌腾云", "value": "恭喜晋升,恭喜晋升。" }, { "from": "燕小六", "value": "无双,我给你介绍一下,这位是凌捕头。以后就是你的头儿,听他的。" }, { "from": "祝无双", "value": "见过凌捕头。" }, { "from": "凌腾云", "value": "不要客气,以后叫额腾云吧。不要叫额凌捕头,见外,多大了?" }, { "from": "祝无双", "value": "属虎。" }, { "from": "凌腾云", "value": "我问的是岁数又不是属相。" }, { "from": "祝无双", "value": "你自己不会算啊?" }, { "from": "燕小六", "value": "无双,怎么说话呢这是?" }, { "from": "凌腾云", "value": "没事,额就喜欢女孩子对额没有好脸。你刚才,你刚才说啥来着?练刀,练刀。" }, { "from": "燕小六", "value": "练刀,练刀。" }, { "from": "凌腾云", "value": "额使的是关西无极刀。" }, { "from": "燕小六", "value": "听说过,是不是北苑岭的俞白眉道长传下来的吧。" }, { "from": "凌腾云", "value": "不错,这套刀法,讲究的是圆通自如,攻守兼备,看刀,呜呀打打打。燕捕头,燕捕头,你看这能算是公伤不?" }, { "from": "燕小六", "value": "呸。" } ] }, { "id": "episode_81_chunk_26", "conversations": [ { "from": "凌腾云", "value": "小姑娘,这飞镖可不是这样练的。" }, { "from": "莫小贝", "value": "那请您教教我,怎么才能把自己的腿砍成那样啊?" }, { "from": "凌腾云", "value": "你很幽默嘛,小姑娘额陪你玩一会儿怎么样?" }, { "from": "莫小贝", "value": "得,你还是找别人玩去吧,我还得练功呢。" }, { "from": "凌腾云", "value": "小姑娘,额听说华山派的岳松涛,是你的手下败将?" }, { "from": "莫小贝", "value": "那都是往事了,往事就不要提了嘛,那个面瓜,根本不在我的视线之内。" }, { "from": "凌腾云", "value": "没有想到,你年纪虽小口气倒不小。额像你这么大的时候比你谦虚多了。" }, { "from": "莫小贝", "value": "那你小时候当过掌门吗?" }, { "from": "凌腾云", "value": "没有。" }, { "from": "莫小贝", "value": "那你当过五岳盟主吗?" }, { "from": "凌腾云", "value": "更没有,但是额围捕过盗圣,而且差一点额就得手了。" }, { "from": "莫小贝", "value": "凌捕头,高手对决,哪怕就差那么一丁丁点,那可是生和死的区别喔,只有懦夫才会找这样的借口。" }, { "from": "凌腾云", "value": "是滴。" }, { "from": "莫小贝", "value": "你……那个腕力好强哎。" }, { "from": "凌腾云", "value": "不是腕力是指力,额跟你说,光靠腕力的话很容易打偏的。额小时候练这个功的时候经常挨打。" }, { "from": "莫小贝", "value": "那你家人对你很凶吗?" }, { "from": "凌腾云", "value": "小时候很凶,长大以后,就没人管额咧。" }, { "from": "莫小贝", "value": "长大真好,我也想快点长大。" }, { "from": "凌腾云", "value": "小姑娘,正所谓,岁月如飞刀,刀刀催人老,再回首天荒地老。有多少人,穷尽一生,想打中靶子,额曾经脱过一次靶,但是额不想再脱第二次了。" }, { "from": "莫小贝", "value": "哇噻。" } ] }, { "id": "episode_81_chunk_27", "conversations": [ { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "小贝,小贝吃饭了。大嘴,不要坐着把酒热一下下。" }, { "from": "凌腾云", "value": "不热,额喜欢喝凉酒。" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "大冷天喝啥凉酒,把这坛先热了啊。" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "吃饭吃饭。" }, { "from": "凌腾云", "value": "额亲自为大家倒酒。白大哥,咱俩把这瓶干了咋样?一滴也不许剩。" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "行,远来的是客都听你的。" }, { "from": "凌腾云", "value": "来来来,干干干。燕捕头,燕捕头。" }, { "from": "燕小六", "value": "谢谢,谢谢。" }, { "from": "凌腾云", "value": "哎呀,凌云到了这地方,给大家添了太多的麻烦。抱歉的话,额实在是没有脸说了。如果,如果大家肯原谅额,不嫌弃额的话,咱就把这酒干了,咋样?" }, { "from": "祝无双", "value": "谢谢凌捕头。" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "好好。" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "都把酒杯端起来。这顿酒呢,一是为小六饯行。二是为腾云接风,来,干。" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "吃菜,吃菜。" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "来来来,吃。" }, { "from": "凌腾云", "value": "白大哥,来,额单独敬你一杯。如果不是你点穴的话,额这腿恐怕早完咧。" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "太夸张了。" }, { "from": "凌腾云", "value": "来,干。" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "来,走着。" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "掌柜的,咱这还有酒吗?我把酒给烫坏了。" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "胡说啥呢?酒咋会烫坏呢。" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "那酒我拿开水一烫,它味儿就变了,骚的不行啊。" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "把酒拿来我闻闻。" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "闻啥啊,现在在厨房臭的跟茅房似的。" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "还不快去。" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "行行行,那你等着。" }, { "from": "凌腾云", "value": "喝呀,来,白大哥,倒上。" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "谁爱闻谁闻。" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "如果我没有猜错的话,这是西安凌家秘制的杀青散。" }, { "from": "凌腾云", "value": "盗圣果然是名不虚传呀。" }, { "from": "燕小六", "value": "盗……盗圣,谁是盗圣?" } ] }, { "id": "episode_81_chunk_28", "conversations": [ { "from": "凌腾云", "value": "不好意思,让大家见笑了。" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "没有关系。" }, { "from": "凌腾云", "value": "姑娘你能不能轻一点儿?额这是人腿,不是桌子腿。" }, { "from": "祝无双", "value": "那你自己包吧。" }, { "from": "凌腾云", "value": "你不要走嘛,额说啥了嘛。你不是会点穴吗?帮额麻醉一下,来来来。" }, { "from": "祝无双", "value": "点穴只能止血。" }, { "from": "凌腾云", "value": "止血也可以嘛,快点。谢谢啊。" }, { "from": "祝无双", "value": "葵花点穴手,葵花点穴手,葵花点穴手。" }, { "from": "凌腾云", "value": "不要点咧,不要点咧。" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "好了,好了,你闪开。葵花点穴手。" }, { "from": "凌腾云", "value": "你要干啥?你要干啥?啊。不疼咧,谢过白大哥。诶?你咋会点穴呢?" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "我学过几天中医,治病还可以,跟人交手就不行了。" }, { "from": "凌腾云", "value": "说到交手,额跟你说。是这样的,一样要像额这样有气势大喊一声,一般人当时就怂了。" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "您说的一般人,是月课里的孩子吧?" }, { "from": "凌腾云", "value": "这位大哥你太幽默了,额就喜欢这有幽默的人。你们咋不扶额呢?额看出来了,还是乡党对额好。佟掌柜,谢谢你啊。" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "不用谢,自己人嘛,互相关照是应该的呀。" }, { "from": "凌腾云", "value": "佟掌柜,额在家的时候听说关中地区总是土匪。但是来了以后一个都没有看见。" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "那说明我们这儿治安好。" }, { "from": "凌腾云", "value": "额听说,这个平谷一点红,还有姬无命还有公孙乌龙,都是在你们这儿落网滴,这是不简单呀。这些大人物,不要说在西安了,就是在京城也不定能见着啊。不过有一天,额总会见到这些大盗的,额一定让他们看看,什么是真正的迅雷刀法。疼滴很,不好意思。" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "门在那边。" }, { "from": "凌腾云", "value": "走了走了,不要送。" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "他都已经这个样子了,你还担心什么呀?" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "不知道,有可能是我的心魔吧。" } ] }, { "id": "episode_81_chunk_32", "conversations": [ { "from": "凌腾云", "value": "本来没有想这么快就动手。但是没有办法,杀青散就是这样,一加热就有味道。" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "你说吧,你到底想要啥?" }, { "from": "凌腾云", "value": "当然想要你了,得知你是盗圣,额高兴的连手心都是痒的。本来想把你拿下,但是没有十足的把握。所以只好下药了,没有想到这个郭姑娘,警惕性这么滴差。" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "别碰她,他们都不是江湖中人。有什么事冲我来。" }, { "from": "凌腾云", "value": "好,白大哥武功确实高强。他们喝了一杯就成这样子了,你竟然喝了两杯还能撑这么久。" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "你不也撑到现在吗?据我所知,杀青散没有解药。" }, { "from": "凌腾云", "value": "不错,所以额才把额的腿砍伤,咋?还不明白?额告诉你,这不是什么爽肤水,这是一瓶强效的辣椒油。剧痛可以使额清醒,这是唯一的解决办法。" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "你小子还够狠的。" }, { "from": "凌腾云", "value": "当时叫你点额,是试试你的武功。没有想到你武功这么高,说句老实话,真过起招来,三五招额肯定打不过你。你咋还没倒呢?" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "因为我压根就没喝。你脑子是不错,但是眼力差了点。" }, { "from": "凌腾云", "value": "没有想到,没有想到额这次又是功亏一篑。" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "我问你,你是怎么认出我的?" }, { "from": "凌腾云", "value": "额第一次见到你的时候,额就觉得面熟,所以额进屋之后故意打翻了杯子。没有想到你武功确实高,但是额还是不确定,因为武功高的人实在是太多了。" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "直到你发现我手上这个疤。" }, { "from": "凌腾云", "value": "不错。" } ] }, { "id": "episode_81_chunk_34", "conversations": [ { "from": "白展堂", "value": "明明是你追我,怎么成了我害你了?啊?" }, { "from": "凌腾云", "value": "额从小受的教育就是只要能抓到贼,就不惜一切代价,那天,第一颗额先打她的左眼,你竟然接住了,一个贼,竟然能保护人质。而额一个捕快,竟然为了抓贼伤害人质,这难道不是一种讽刺吗?" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "我这也是下意识的本能反应。" }, { "from": "凌腾云", "value": "自从那次以后,额每次动手,都要好好想一想,这样对不对,合不合适,如果是盗圣,他会怎么做?于是额变的越来越犹豫,变得婆婆妈妈,拖拖拉拉,最终成为一个绣花大枕头。" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "我觉得你能怎么想挺好的。" }, { "from": "凌腾云", "value": "你闭嘴,你已经把额前半生毁了。额要找回额自己。" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "但是你干掉他就能变回你自己吗?" }, { "from": "凌腾云", "value": "咋回事,你咋醒了?" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "睡了一大觉,早看出你小子心里有鬼了。姑奶奶的警惕性,没你想得那么差。耶。" }, { "from": "凌腾云", "value": "这是咋回事?" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "凌捕头,你受够了以貌取人的苦,应该知道被人误会是什么感觉,展堂他并不是一个坏人呀。" }, { "from": "凌腾云", "value": "好,他不是坏人,额是。" }, { "from": "莫小贝", "value": "你放开我嫂子。" }, { "from": "凌腾云", "value": "白展堂,额数三声,你自行把你点穴的指头断了,一二……" }, { "from": "莫小贝", "value": "隔空打穴。" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "葵花点穴手。刚才的那颗石子,打的还她是左眼,同样的情况,你跟我做了同样的选择,这证明咱们俩之间根本没有差别。你命中注定是个好人,认命吧。葵花解穴手。" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "凌捕头,武功再高,计谋再妙,也未必能当一个好的捕快,人在江湖,啥都能少一颗仁心不能少,你明白吗?" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "这是我的免罪金牌,刑部颁发的。" }, { "from": "凌腾云", "value": "你咋不早说呢?" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "如果这层窗户纸不让你自己捅破了,你这辈子能消停吗?" }, { "from": "祝无双", "value": "做朋友,我们热烈欢迎。" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "做敌人,排山倒海伺候之,自己选吧。" }, { "from": "凌腾云", "value": "凌腾云对不起大家。" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "咋的啦?我这落枕了?脖子咋这么疼呢?" } ] }, { "id": "episode_81_chunk_36", "conversations": [ { "from": "燕小六", "value": "甭管谁缝的,小六会记她一辈子的。来,凌捕头来来来。" }, { "from": "凌腾云", "value": "燕捕头,还有啥吩咐?" }, { "from": "燕小六", "value": "无双就交给你了,对她好一点啊。" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "哪种好啊?" }, { "from": "燕小六", "value": "反正巡街要带刀,进门三分笑。" }, { "from": "祝无双", "value": "行了行了,赶紧赶马车,否则来不及了啦。" }, { "from": "小米", "value": "你小子终于滚蛋啦。这两天没干别的,光顾着给你凑盘缠了。六儿,回头到了京城可别动不动就拔刀,人家城里人,脾气大。" }, { "from": "燕小六", "value": "谢谢,谢谢。那小六告辞了,各位保重啊。" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "小六再见。" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "再见。" }, { "from": "凌腾云", "value": "为啥……为啥这里风气,跟额那儿不一样呢?" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "哎呀,你再住一阵子就习惯了,这个江湖并没有那么险恶。" }, { "from": "凌腾云", "value": "哦,对了,你们几个是咋聚到一块的?" }, { "from": "佟湘玉", "value": "那是一个很长很长的故事,从哪儿开始讲起呢?" }, { "from": "郭芙蓉", "value": "再见。" }, { "from": "李大嘴", "value": "再见。" }, { "from": "祝无双", "value": "再见。" }, { "from": "吕秀才", "value": "再见。" }, { "from": "莫小贝", "value": "再见。" }, { "from": "白展堂", "value": "再见。" } ] } ]