text: `` bums in the mist `` will expose you to a world where alcohol is king and sloth is a virtue ; buddy george will discover , bums who are able to find love and professional success all while maintaining their `` mondern frontiersman `` lifestyle ; bums who 's natural gifts enable them to move down the ladder of success at an astronomical rate ( or whatever the opposite of astronomical is ) and who 's penchant for violence impact every aspect of their lives .