email_body: You're A Redneck When... 2002 Edition   You take your dog for a walk and you both use the same tree.
  You can entertain yourself for more than an hour with a fly swatter.
  Your property has been mistaken for a recycling center.
  Your boat has not left the driveway in 15 years.
  You burn your yard rather than mow it.
  You think the Nutcracker is something you did off the high dive.
  The Salvation Army declines your mattress.
  Your entire family sat around waiting for a call from the governor to  spare a loved one.
  
subject_line: Redneck 2002
  