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"May have just found next “Yanni or Laurel” soundbite thanks to my daughter’s obsession with Elmo. Listen once thinking Grover says “Yes, yes, that’s a f**king excellent idea” then again KNOWING he actually says “Yes, yes, that sounds like an excellent idea.” I hear either based on what I’m thinking" | funny |
"Delta Passenger Puts Down Mattress And Goes To Sleep At The Gate" | funny |
"Canadians according to a Japanese textbook" | funny |
"Grandpa gets a pair of light up shoes" | funny |
"The sign on my husbands graphic design department" | funny |
"Someone's dad got loose" | funny |
"2020 Halftime" | funny |
"I prototype unnecessary ideas and today I created the Cold Shower Shield." | funny |
"Monopoly Man in background during Equifax Senate Hearing" | funny |
"Trash Panda’s got a trick for the kitties" | funny |
"Unbearable" | funny |
"Mark Wahlberg invited this homeless man to eat for free at his restaurant.. Respect" | funny |
"Tell me your favorite song" | funny |
"This is what jealousy looks like" | funny |
"I work in a call center. Sometimes I to draw what my particularly rude callers look like; but sometimes I like to draw the kind ones. Here’s Bonnie from today, who just wanted someone to talk to." | funny |
"I Guess it was a windy day" | funny |
"People fighting with hand sanitizers behind sport's newscast" | funny |
"Bear messing with water tank gets hit in the nuts!" | funny |
"My son turned 1 yesterday. This was the topper to his space themed cake. Left is what we ordered, right is what we got." | funny |
"Kevin Harts halloween costume cracks me up" | funny |
"A memorial for the squirrel that ate through a wire that canceled classes for two days. It was paid for by the undergrad class. (from FB)" | funny |
"let's hit the road" | funny |
"I'm fat and I'm pregnant and I have no shame." | funny |
"After telling my work that i am leaving, they said i must make a formal resignation letter. So in response I went all out." | funny |
"So much rage" | funny |
"My blind friend got engaged yesterday....he’s pretty sure." | funny |
"Had to get my blood drawn today. This was on the wall at the lab." | funny |
"At least tell me atta boy" | funny |
"Every year I try to disguise my sister's Christmas present. This year I think I went a little too far..." | funny |
"Service with a smile from UPS" | funny |
"General Kenobi" | funny |
" Jellyfish sting" | funny |
"My dad and I recreated a tender moment 34 years later" | funny |
"Took this picture of my dog the other day and someone said "Looks like a Vogue cover" and then this happened" | funny |
"This lady is out getting supplies." | funny |
"My daughter drew this in kindergarten. Title: "Moms chatting after school"" | funny |
"This is my last resort" | funny |
"I design unnecessary product prototypes and today I created the Rage Quit Protector." | funny |
"My kid did this portrait of me over 10 years ago. I still look the same, IMO." | funny |
"Lord of the Rings in 2017" | funny |
"My neighbor is 3 kids in a trench coat" | funny |
""How do you like it?"" | funny |
"Bro support his Homies" | funny |
"my personal experience" | funny |
"A year ago I started sending my GF these photos whenever she asked if the baby was ok" | funny |
"I cancelled a call mid-presentation bc my 9yo told me water was running all over her bathroom floor…" | funny |
"My states Police department made an April fools video." | funny |
"What if we use 100% of our brain?" | funny |
"Hi 5" | funny |
"Poor Bob." | funny |
"Kazakhstani language is the sound of a diesel engine trying to start up in -40 degrees" | funny |
"Ready for first pandemic Halloween" | funny |
"Our Nest came through in a big way when we couldn’t be home for Halloween" | funny |
"Super gluing a pickle jar lid and asking buff guys to open it" | funny |
"Brakes broke" | funny |
"My cat powers up his attacks." | funny |
"That’s how anxiety works" | funny |
"Prankmaster Grandma" | funny |
"Damn right!" | funny |
"Tom Brady looks like a single, divorced mother that just won full custody of her kids and is leaving the courtroom." | funny |
"My wife found this on one of her tables today at work" | funny |
"Reddit admins have entered the chat" | funny |
"I photoshop animals into things as a hobby. Here's a Pineappowl." | funny |
"My 73 year old landlady just asked why I have a 5’4” hat in the basement. I don’t know how to explain this." | funny |
"Not all heroes wear capes." | funny |
"My dad sent me a picture this morning and said “it finally happened”" | funny |
"My 4 year old niece can't read and bought me this birthday card because it featured 'a cute dog with a party hat'" | funny |
"Grower hides from SWAT in warehouse closet" | funny |
"Just bought a standing desk. I'm 6'4". GF is....not" | funny |
"It's the little things in life" | funny |
"This is my favorite mug. I got it at a thrift store and have no idea who these people are" | funny |
"Oh China, never change" | funny |
"This could be a good movie" | funny |
"New Printer" | funny |
"The One." | funny |
"It's not about the money" | funny |
"I've never seen such a quick transition from Intrigue to Disgust" | funny |
"Dick move Alladdin" | funny |
"Sean Connery" | funny |
"This one picture has so much raw emotion" | funny |
"I put googly eyes on my VR glasses and let my grandparents try them out" | funny |
"Finished." | funny |
"The fourth largest city of Sweden, Uppsala, is currently flooded. The Swedes aren’t that concerned" | funny |
"They pay me to build pipes, not to move rocks." | funny |
"Feel the burn" | funny |
"Retail Weekend" | funny |
"My astrophysicists daughter gave me a birthday card" | funny |
"Sick days" | funny |
"At my local grocery store..." | funny |
"Ben notices how tight his pants are tonight on Family Feud" | funny |
"All of my coworkers agreed to dress up as smurfs for Halloween. Im the only one to go through with it." | funny |
"Welcome to Cameron’s car" | funny |
"1 1/2 years later... “Our product doesn’t last that long!” O_O" | funny |
"Fiance and I just got the vaccine, haven't noticed any side effects yet" | funny |
"A beard makes a big difference." | funny |
"My parents haven't noticed." | funny |
"A brewery near me decided to name their newest beer after a recent email they received" | funny |
"I build unnecessary items so I made The Modular Water Bottle System for customizable thirst levels." | funny |
"Perfect fit " | funny |
"My wife and I announced today!" | funny |