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My hot bartender at mellow is wearing a justin Blackmon jersey #ironic
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So a race sponsored by a movie about breaking rules is won with an illegal car #irony @TheMikeBagley @PPistone @DGodfatherMoody #NASCAR
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In #Vegas, just heard a version of Bohemian Rhapsody on the radio with the lyrics "little high" censored. #irony
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Because the yards in our neighborhood are so large! #seriously #smallyards #irony https://t.co/YyU40qs0EC
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Does anyone else find it ironic that the Houston permit office has a really difficult parking lot to navigate? #irony #deliciousirony
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Donald Trump says what many feel, his poll numbers reflect this. Social media's dark side. #irony #smh #1984
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@madridswhite it's all about retweets, shows what a sad life they have tbh 😂 Most pick on people's looks when they hide their faces #irony
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@GatorsScott @DolfansNJ @nfl too bad they couldn't use the proper form of "you're" on this sign. #Irony #Education
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Is there an #irony in retweeting this?! https://t.co/rSzjO77hW1
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Those "keep calm" stickers send me into a violent rage spiral, culminating in a gallon of cherry Garcia, naked, under a bed sheet #irony
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Our new flag potential. Party ware for you to feed the kids with. #irony https://t.co/MWsseU0xGJ
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Today- 1620 #Mayflower departs England Causing all our #IllegalImmigration problems! #Irony http://t.co/Ok0gxlcSyk http://t.co/8TN9HFm7n3
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#HaveYouSeenThis #HaveYouHeard #Racisim #Irony #YoungTurks At a #ConfederateFlag rally in Georgia a man was... http://t.co/vSxaduhLNP
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It's #ironic that people will circle the #gym 20 times for a closer parking spot #fitness
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Single Bellyache Cure... .@AttractionTraps http://t.co/lOfA7xZieh #irony http://t.co/Yob3bjbhVr
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#Irony 'Law & Order’ Director Arrested on Child Pornography Charges http://t.co/27w2nWjDex
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@rickburin I love how so many are actually escaping the effects of Islam, and are then thanking Allah for reaching safety 😕 #irony
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Commentator says Smash 4 is a dead game while he is currently commentating Project M. Rofl #irony
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#Bashar Al-Assad born on 9/11... He is making his people live a daily 9/11 #ironic #Syria #war #Syrianwar #september11
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When other people cant say your name and when told the nick name they go so your hash as in hash brown #ironic 👮👮
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@athyde08 who would have thought? #ironic https://t.co/mXDq1YpU8s
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12 days in Croatia= Next to no sunburn 1 day at M&D's= Back of my shoulders have been cooked. Da fuq Scotland?!?! #Sunisevil #Irony #vampire
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Thought for the day ... #motivation #irony #positive #inspire http://t.co/c4YRbAU00O
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Starting off at the circus #Irony
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Funny how the ones always complaining about fakeness, drama, etc. are always the ones who are starting that shit. #Irony
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"People have become just the kind of creatures that Adam Smith thought they always were" http://t.co/u8bYBlzuiC #irony #culture
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It's a strange cycle. #truth #ironic #true https://t.co/l4wkHKedz9
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What's interesting is the fact that Sandra Bland was an advocate for issues and happenings like her own #irony
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An excerpt from Summer Storms. http://t.co/5EGFNdMSjh #irony #ArtKNB @onisha #floridamindset http://t.co/a55dkLHYz6
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@nytpolitics @nytimes By virtue of his personal wealth and use of which to campaign, Trump is a plutocrat. #Irony
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When people brag about being humble #Irony
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No words necessary #irony #mizzou #mizzousnaps #nofilter @ MU Student Center https://t.co/6z0SzRAt8h
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When people use ironic instead of coincidence in a sentence... it's ironic. #irony
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@SurvivorFanTy Also, if she had just slept all day like she did when she was pouting, she'd probably still be in the game. #ironic #BB17
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#Irony or mere coincidence that all talking against #MumbaiMeatBan (happ since long) associate eating meat to a religion @tweetvraj #MeatBan
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Says he wants to spend more time with his wife and kids. #irony #faithful https://t.co/dG971a1IxQ
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The #irony of having an important #human measure like the prime meridian, in reality, next to a trashcan: http://t.co/CcorcZvlbz #wtf #life
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Get to work to realize oatmeal packet I grabbed was 'Dino-oatmeal' - #monday #irony
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When you make t-shirts for 5sos concert the night before the concert #ironic @5SOS
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No studies have ever shown evidence that Shoq harms humans. But there's a mountain of evidence that my passion 4 fashion is deadly. #irony
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Awww I want to go back #lasvegas #oneday #nextyear #money #drugs #sex #whathappensinvegas #staysinvegas http://t.co/bz8AmSyRVL
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@POTUS has better things to do than what #GOPDebate on 9/16 @PressSec
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Verdict reached in NH school rape trial http://t.co/HuoYdEMtIx #news #politics #health #entertainment #fashion #a… http://t.co/p9vicr59Ur
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ArizonaNewsnet: Nogales Newspaper: Carondelet acquisition is a done deal http://t.co/WVjMCbR8JI #news
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@GovernorPataki George #Pataki ; I scored you the highest on my @FoxNews app. in yesterday's #GOPDebate on #CNN ! You gave great substance!
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Listen to The Real Rick Ross Ft Nino Supreme by Nino Supreme #np on #SoundCloud https://t.co/YbdWIJdf4p #drugs #money #music #streetart
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When everybody goes to #university, #education turns into an arms race, which benefits arms producers - universities http://t.co/XVXCaB5MWr
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You see some unusual signs: #mad #signs #squirrel #humor http://t.co/NskYwYC531
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September 17, 2015 at 11:49PM #offres #promo #sportive via http://t.co/5nbQNfvxpV #Code #cadeau #news #free #rt #retweet
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Addressing the SEC’s Administrative “Home Court” Advantage in Enforcement Proceedings http://t.co/aL7gGOrFpL #wtf #news #tv #fun #funny
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Yes, Jeb Shut Down Trump's Attempt To Put Casinos In Florida: Jeb Bush accused presidential ri... http://t.co/wVBnh09yJB #politics #news
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In key anthrax test, scientist just threw out test tube showing sample was alive http://t.co/dHV6LefNVD #news #phone #apple #mobile
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If Men And Women Switched The Way They Talk About Food http://t.co/EsTivexEuc #news #politics #health #entertainm… http://t.co/DQyCzlm6Sc
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#CIO #news #linkedin http://t.co/FPMlRxEDGh One In Three Farms Is Using FarmLogs To… http://t.co/GTwu2Wskc5 #cio #innovation #ITSM #SDLC
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Rep. Steve Israel Condemns Use Of Iran Nuclear Deal As A 'Cheap, Partisan Stunt' http://t.co/E8xGzwoAZt #politics
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This is life, there is another one a little bit cheaper...but that one is NO life! @TavoMotta #humor #goodalltimes #grateful
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His career ended shortly due to the drug addiction. #dmx #bmx #dmxbike #drugs #druglife #hewasaboutit… https://t.co/t9kb2QSC81
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#rx #drugs hydrocodone acetaminophen with Ibuprofen - I have been taking hydrocodone acetaminophen for ankle surge... http://t.co/VXihkY1H6Z
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New post: 5 Ways Your Consensus Could be Railroaded http://t.co/cchnrViOoG #education #edchat http://t.co/OTMGiDwOE3
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β-Blocker makeover: Revamping existing #drugs for improved environmental #biodegradability: http://t.co/LrLWyS00dN
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His creation. #Jesus #Christ #God #Bible #church #christian #prayer #peace #believer #ho… http://t.co/bbQZ5sCqmn http://t.co/dW5lntIbwo
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Fiorina gets to fish for votes in the big pond. #GOPdebate http://t.co/lK9VRYXOi1
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#Online #Comments About Politicians Affect #Voters, Study Shows, So Resist The Urge To Scroll...#iNewsPhoto #Politics http://t.co/sEcv2hzFJK
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Fed decision unlikely to calm markets, fund managers say http://t.co/WS8mYDT8eH #business #news
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#news RT Fox4Weather: More of the same when it comes to the high pollen count! http://t.co/fIfuc5wqSv
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#Plumbers Academy by @LTCartoons #humor #offbeatcartoon #ltcartoon #funny #comic #webcomics #humorous #weird http://t.co/FegA0aBkIz
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Term Limits, a Wall and a #Fairtax will Fix Most of What Ails DC #gop #gopdebate #ccot #tcot #teaparty #imwithhuck http://t.co/LG6CQfdG6e
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You #Win the internet today #LOL #Trump2016 #Humor #Fail #GOP also what's #Jesus got to do with it?… https://t.co/UU4aFlfdsb
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We think about the #Almighty #Dollar daily more than the #Almighty #Allah.He #still #forgives us #islam #muslim #peace #justice
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5 mins until we talk #Peace and #Consciousness with Jonny Enoch on #SOR! Listen in at http://t.co/OgDSKbtIIg. #BlogTalkRadio
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Todays Dilbert: Comic for August 24, 2015: Dilbert readers - Please visit http://t.co/rc8L1NF7f7... http://t.co/SqXU8RIiB4 #dilbert #humor
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#News #politics #US A parade along the National Mall in Washington, a motorcade in New York’s Central Park and... http://t.co/NOeuy7p84k
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Club for Growth: Trump 'Worst Republican, Simply Awful' http://t.co/s40gu6Bmms #politics
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#Peace is possible for #deadbodies, living bodies cannot expect peace on the way to the #victory. #AmitKalantri
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Great art depicting how #egos give rise to resentments but the inner childlike #self still wants #peace & #love http://t.co/k0l9d2FLiZ
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I'm not #Republican/#GOP #Libertarian #Conservative #Progressive #Teaparty #Democrat #Liberal I'm human & Earth is home! #Love #Life #Peace
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Hungary bars migrants from trains; smugglers wait in wings - Washington Post http://t.co/I7P3FllQAq #breakingnews #news
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"The earth has music for those who listen." ♡ #nature #photooftheday #peace #jessieandherblog https://t.co/GAodCIbm9r
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If we get up very early, very early ... we'll get it ! At this moment is August 26, 2015 at 06:32AM ... #Freedom #Peace #Democracy #27S #Ar…
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#Drugs Largest Library Of Adult Scenes Available On The Net: http://t.co/qpnwzi9Bmd http://t.co/Ur3wfUUcVH
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You're like 7 years late my friend #lol #thejonasbrothers #late #throwback #funny #hilarious #haha #comedy ... https://t.co/cklaMMFJvN
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Thank you for being straight forward Julia! - for more -> http://t.co/J5Fd4ZMYkY #tinder #fails #humor http://t.co/TsEQewwQ6Z
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The Pelicans' Mardi Gras jerseys are incredible http://t.co/9tuGOMcxc5 #NBA #news
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Why am i so late at watching Teen Choice Awards😂 #TeenChoiceAwards #late #NewYorkIsMyExcuse
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#LifeLineTalks Narcotics Anonymous saved my life, showed me how to live and love unconditionally. This programme works! #drugs #addiction
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When you brave af but nah #lmfao #late #4thofjuly #😂 https://t.co/d8O9wfcZFk
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Knock Knock Jokes - Jack Jokes | Humor |1016288381 #free #ebook #freebook #freeebook #Humor ... http://t.co/VYtYsgcZbq
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Conservative group trying to mount anti-Trump ad campaign http://t.co/LAcksYfito #usa #politics
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Wish these were the only guns we ever have to deal with! #peace #love #guncontrol @marvilfit.com http://t.co/29pCgCx3j7
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Ain't no money like dope money! @Jwendyy__ #drugs
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GETTING HIGH Who Says: It Doesn't Affect Me? IT'S TIME for some straight talk ▸http://t.co/lbcVaX0uYQ | #drugs
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#privateequity #news CVC’s QuironSalud studying partial sale of property assets: Reuters http://t.co/hFon7RtX8j
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Shall we ge'em tonight #peace #DogTags #stunners #redbat https://t.co/6u2UNucYTu
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Thrilled to be named a @HispanicEd Bright Spot! We celebrate #Latino progress in #education this #HHM… https://t.co/CaQhPjBZnq
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#2030 The Next Chapter in Global #Education 60 million children don't get an education. Not one day.
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☾★ #hippie #peace guitar pick #earrings handmade http://t.co/4KTy0IQt8O http://t.co/Trmw5ACEXo
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Check out my latest brilliant passenger. David talks about #StarWars #Yoda #simpsons #education #ForeignAid #London http://t.co/vyXj9kC8o0
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Talk shit, get cut out #peace
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GOP leaders propose using ballot access to get presidential candidates to Florida http://t.co/s3kjXg6UFe #politics
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Gruden is concerned about Manziel’s elbow problems http://t.co/VR9IEk1U1V #NFL #News #Playoffs
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