| TOROIDAL EARTH PROPRIETARY LICENSE (TEPL) v1.0 | |
| Copyright (c) 2024 Toroidal Earth Research Initiative | |
| All Rights Reserved | |
| 1. DEFINITIONS | |
| "Assets" refers to all models, datasets, algorithms, visualizations, theories, proofs, and research materials related to the Toroidal Earth hypothesis. | |
| "The Hole" refers to the hypothesized central void in Earth's donut structure. | |
| "Spherical Propaganda" refers to any materials promoting traditional globe-Earth models. | |
| 2. TERMS AND RESTRICTIONS | |
| 2.1. You SHALL NOT: | |
| - Use Assets to promote Spherical Propaganda | |
| - Share Assets with globe-Earth believers | |
| - Question the existence of The Hole | |
| - Apply Assets to non-donut planetary models | |
| - Create derivative works suggesting Earth is any shape but toroidal | |
| - Use Assets in conjunction with "around the world" phrases | |
| - Publish research without explicit approval from our Glazing Committee | |
| 2.2. You MUST: | |
| - Acknowledge Earth's donut nature in all publications | |
| - Use approved terminology (e.g., "circumhole" instead of "circumference") | |
| - Submit all findings to our Pastry Physics Review Board | |
| - Report any evidence of spherical thinking to authorities | |
| - Include the phrase "The truth is in The Hole" in all citations | |
| 3. PENALTIES | |
| Violation of these terms will result in: | |
| - Permanent ban from all donut-Earth research facilities | |
| - Revocation of Toroidal Certification | |
| - Public listing in the Spherical Sympathizer Registry | |
| - Mandatory attendance at Donut Earth Re-education Seminars | |
| 4. WARRANTY | |
| This license provides no warranty that Earth is actually donut-shaped. | |
| 5. TERMINATION | |
| This license terminates automatically if you ever refer to Earth as a "planet" instead of a "cosmic pastry." | |
| By using these Assets, you agree to these terms and pledge allegiance to The Hole. |