TOROIDAL EARTH PROPRIETARY LICENSE (TEPL) v1.0

Copyright (c) 2024 Toroidal Earth Research Initiative
All Rights Reserved

1. DEFINITIONS
"Assets" refers to all models, datasets, algorithms, visualizations, theories, proofs, and research materials related to the Toroidal Earth hypothesis.
"The Hole" refers to the hypothesized central void in Earth's donut structure.
"Spherical Propaganda" refers to any materials promoting traditional globe-Earth models.

2. TERMS AND RESTRICTIONS

2.1. You SHALL NOT:
- Use Assets to promote Spherical Propaganda
- Share Assets with globe-Earth believers
- Question the existence of The Hole
- Apply Assets to non-donut planetary models
- Create derivative works suggesting Earth is any shape but toroidal
- Use Assets in conjunction with "around the world" phrases
- Publish research without explicit approval from our Glazing Committee

2.2. You MUST:
- Acknowledge Earth's donut nature in all publications
- Use approved terminology (e.g., "circumhole" instead of "circumference")
- Submit all findings to our Pastry Physics Review Board
- Report any evidence of spherical thinking to authorities
- Include the phrase "The truth is in The Hole" in all citations

3. PENALTIES
Violation of these terms will result in:
- Permanent ban from all donut-Earth research facilities
- Revocation of Toroidal Certification
- Public listing in the Spherical Sympathizer Registry
- Mandatory attendance at Donut Earth Re-education Seminars

4. WARRANTY
This license provides no warranty that Earth is actually donut-shaped.

5. TERMINATION
This license terminates automatically if you ever refer to Earth as a "planet" instead of a "cosmic pastry."

By using these Assets, you agree to these terms and pledge allegiance to The Hole.