text: He hit the ground running
  At the speed of light
  The star was brightly shining
  Like a neon light
  Its your favorite son
  Its your favorite son
  A fixture on the talkshows
  To the silver screen
  From here to Colorado
  Hes a sex machine
  Its your favorite son
  Its your favorite son
  But isnt it a drag?
  Isnt it a drag?
  Isnt it a drag?
  Its pretty but its sad
  But isnt it a drag?
  A clean-cut All-American
  But he aint so clean
  His royal auditorium
  Is a murder scene!
  Its your favorite son
  Its your favorite son
  But isnt it a drag?
  Isnt it a drag?
  Isnt it a drag? 
  Its pretty but its sad 
  But isnt it a drag?
  Well no one says its fair
  Turn a teenage lush
  To a millionaire
  Now, wheres your fucking champion?
  On a panty raid
  Hes not the All-American
  That you thought you paid
  Its your favorite son
  Its your favorite son
  Its your favorite son!