text: Shoplifter, youll never learn
  When you commit the crime
  Shoplifter, youre getting burned
  And now you got to do the time
  Its a 1,2,3 on the felony
  Well, not everything is free
  Now that you serve the community
  Its the life of a petty thief
  Its not considered stealing
  Unless youre getting caught
  But youll be caught stealing
  Trying to take something you havent got
  Shoplifter, youll never learn
  What lies behind your back
  Not a burglar or a bank robber
  Just some kleptomaniac
  Attention!
  Its not considered stealing
  Unless youre getting caught
  But youve been caught stealing
  Trying to take something you havent got
  Shoplifter, youll never learn
  When you commit the crime
  Shoplifter, youre getting burned
  And now you got to do the time
  And now you got to do the time
  And now you got to do some time