premise hypothesis type-of-inference metadata label 0 Nice having a conversation with you before I headed to bed. I am too tired to talk to you right now. sarcasm {'snum': '384499124747251713-1', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 1 Nice having a conversation with you before I headed to bed. Terrible having a conversation with you before I headed to bed. sarcasm {'snum': '384499124747251713-2', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 2 Nice having a conversation with you before I headed to bed. It was not nice having a conversation with you before I headed to bed. sarcasm {'snum': '384499124747251713-3', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 3 Nice having a conversation with you before I headed to bed. Unpleasant having a conversation with you before I headed to bed. sarcasm {'snum': '384499124747251713-4', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 4 I'm starting to enjoy cardio now ? ? http://t.co/KTWKvBEzFk I don't like cardio. sarcasm {'snum': '380407973278801920-1', 'incongruency': 'explicit'} ? 5 I'm starting to enjoy cardio now ? ? http://t.co/KTWKvBEzFk I'm not starting to enjoy cardio now ? ? http://t.co/KTWKvBEzFk sarcasm {'snum': '380407973278801920-2', 'incongruency': 'explicit'} ? 6 I'm starting to enjoy cardio now ? ? http://t.co/KTWKvBEzFk I'm starting to hate cardio now. sarcasm {'snum': '380407973278801920-3', 'incongruency': 'explicit'} ? 7 I'm starting to enjoy cardio now ? ? http://t.co/KTWKvBEzFk I still don't like cardio. sarcasm {'snum': '380407973278801920-4', 'incongruency': 'explicit'} ? 8 I'm starting to enjoy cardio now ? ? http://t.co/KTWKvBEzFk I hate cardio! sarcasm {'snum': '380407973278801920-5', 'incongruency': 'explicit'} ? 9 Alarm set 4 7am on a saturday :( sofworkingatweekend I hate waking up early on the weekend for work. sarcasm {'snum': '388794221509218304-1', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 10 Alarm set 4 7am on a saturday :( sofworkingatweekend I don't want to work at 7am on saturday. sarcasm {'snum': '388794221509218304-2', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 11 Alarm set 4 7am on a saturday :( sofworkingatweekend Alarm is set for 7am, I hate working on the weekend sarcasm {'snum': '388794221509218304-3', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 12 Alarm set 4 7am on a saturday :( sofworkingatweekend I hate going in to work on a Saturday at 7 in the morning. sarcasm {'snum': '388794221509218304-4', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 13 Anyone else wanna pile on to the bad day for me? Take your chance! :) I'm having a bad day, I hope no one else adds anything to make it worse. sarcasm {'snum': '412377241075462144-1', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 14 Anyone else wanna pile on to the bad day for me? Take your chance! :) It seems like everyone is giving me a hard time today. sarcasm {'snum': '412377241075462144-2', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 15 Anyone else wanna pile on to the bad day for me? Take your chance! :) My day has had enough bad things in it. I hope there aren't any more. sarcasm {'snum': '412377241075462144-3', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 16 I love when people lie to me about things I know about already. I don't know anything funnier than how stupid I look at them I hate it when people lie to me about things I already know the truth about. sarcasm {'snum': '379125929248698368-1', 'incongruency': 'explicit'} ? 17 I love when people lie to me about things I know about already. I don't know anything funnier than how stupid I look at them I dislike it when people lie to me about things I know about already. I don't know anything funnier than how stupid I look at them. sarcasm {'snum': '379125929248698368-2', 'incongruency': 'explicit'} ? 18 I love when people lie to me about things I know about already. I don't know anything funnier than how stupid I look at them I hate when people lie to me about things I know about already. I know nothing funnier than how stupid I look at them sarcasm {'snum': '379125929248698368-3', 'incongruency': 'explicit'} ? 19 I love when people lie to me about things I know about already. I don't know anything funnier than how stupid I look at them I hate when people lie to me about things I know about already. I know nothing funnier than how stupid I look to them. sarcasm {'snum': '379125929248698368-4', 'incongruency': 'explicit'} ? 20 Uh oh. See my good day circling down the toilet bowl. Yay. #thisblows My day has been good so far but I think its starting to go bad. sarcasm {'snum': '378951903163330560-1', 'incongruency': 'explicit'} ? 21 Uh oh. See my good day circling down the toilet bowl. Yay. #thisblows Uh oh. I'm no longer having a good day. #thisblows sarcasm {'snum': '378951903163330560-2', 'incongruency': 'explicit'} ? 22 Uh oh. See my good day circling down the toilet bowl. Yay. #thisblows My good day is circling down the toilet bowl. This is awful. sarcasm {'snum': '378951903163330560-3', 'incongruency': 'explicit'} ? 23 Uh oh. See my good day circling down the toilet bowl. Yay. #thisblows Uh oh. Not a good day circling down the toilet bowl. #thisblows sarcasm {'snum': '378951903163330560-4', 'incongruency': 'explicit'} ? 24 Uh oh. See my good day circling down the toilet bowl. Yay. #thisblows This day is turning out to be really bad. #thisblows sarcasm {'snum': '378951903163330560-5', 'incongruency': 'explicit'} ? 25 Yup. I am so beautifully artistic ;) #Bored #Paint :) http://t.co/cJ4cgU12Je I'm playing with paint because I'm bored, not because I'm artistic. sarcasm {'snum': '381431387066101761-1', 'incongruency': 'explicit'} ? 26 Yup. I am so beautifully artistic ;) #Bored #Paint :) http://t.co/cJ4cgU12Je Yup. I am so incredibly unartistic :( #Bored #Paint :( http://t.co/cJ4cgU12Je sarcasm {'snum': '381431387066101761-2', 'incongruency': 'explicit'} ? 27 Yup. I am so beautifully artistic ;) #Bored #Paint :) http://t.co/cJ4cgU12Je I am not very artistic. sarcasm {'snum': '381431387066101761-3', 'incongruency': 'explicit'} ? 28 Yup. I am so beautifully artistic ;) #Bored #Paint :) http://t.co/cJ4cgU12Je I don't think this is very artistic, but I'm bored. sarcasm {'snum': '381431387066101761-4', 'incongruency': 'explicit'} ? 29 Yup. I am so beautifully artistic ;) #Bored #Paint :) http://t.co/cJ4cgU12Je I am not beautifully artistic. #bored #paint sarcasm {'snum': '381431387066101761-5', 'incongruency': 'explicit'} ? 30 It's Good To See Maturity Is Strengthening As People Are Getting Older! It's disheartening to see that regardless of age people can still behave immaturely. sarcasm {'snum': '405265389678252032-1', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 31 It's Good To See Maturity Is Strengthening As People Are Getting Older! People are getting older but still remaining immature. sarcasm {'snum': '405265389678252032-2', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 32 It's Good To See Maturity Is Strengthening As People Are Getting Older! People are getting more immature as they get older.. sarcasm {'snum': '405265389678252032-3', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 33 It's Good To See Maturity Is Strengthening As People Are Getting Older! People don't seem to be maturing with age. sarcasm {'snum': '405265389678252032-4', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 34 It's Good To See Maturity Is Strengthening As People Are Getting Older! Maturity isn't strengthening as people are getting older. sarcasm {'snum': '405265389678252032-5', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 35 @User oh yes and your SO nice You're not being very nice. sarcasm {'snum': '406958498107654144-1', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 36 @User oh yes and your SO nice @User oh no and you're not nice sarcasm {'snum': '406958498107654144-2', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 37 @User oh yes and your SO nice oh yes and you're so mean sarcasm {'snum': '406958498107654144-3', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 38 @User oh yes and your SO nice You are actually mean, too. sarcasm {'snum': '406958498107654144-4', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 39 Wow, I hope I grow up to be exactly like you #never I hope when I grow up that I'm not like you. sarcasm {'snum': '390215277222563840-1', 'incongruency': 'explicit'} ? 40 Wow, I hope I grow up to be exactly like you #never Wow, I hope I don't grow up to be anything like you #never sarcasm {'snum': '390215277222563840-2', 'incongruency': 'explicit'} ? 41 Wow, I hope I grow up to be exactly like you #never I never want to be like you when I grow up. sarcasm {'snum': '390215277222563840-3', 'incongruency': 'explicit'} ? 42 Wow, I hope I grow up to be exactly like you #never Wow, I hope I never group up to be exactly like you. sarcasm {'snum': '390215277222563840-4', 'incongruency': 'explicit'} ? 43 Oh don't worry, I didn't wanna go to the ToUser concert tonight anyway.. #crying #maybesomeday #MBWorldTour I really wish that I could go to the @user concert tonight. sarcasm {'snum': '379015307458662401-1', 'incongruency': 'explicit'} ? 44 Oh don't worry, I didn't wanna go to the ToUser concert tonight anyway.. #crying #maybesomeday #MBWorldTour I wanted to go to the concert tonight. sarcasm {'snum': '379015307458662401-2', 'incongruency': 'explicit'} ? 45 Oh don't worry, I didn't wanna go to the ToUser concert tonight anyway.. #crying #maybesomeday #MBWorldTour Oh, I did really wanna go to the @User concert tonight #crying #maybesomeday #MBWorldTour sarcasm {'snum': '379015307458662401-3', 'incongruency': 'explicit'} ? 46 Oh don't worry, I didn't wanna go to the ToUser concert tonight anyway.. #crying #maybesomeday #MBWorldTour I wanted to go to the @User concert tonight but can't. sarcasm {'snum': '379015307458662401-4', 'incongruency': 'explicit'} ? 47 Oh don't worry, I didn't wanna go to the ToUser concert tonight anyway.. #crying #maybesomeday #MBWorldTour I really wanted to go the @User concert tonight. sarcasm {'snum': '379015307458662401-5', 'incongruency': 'explicit'} ? 48 So excited to get the bus back to aberdeen tonight. I'm not looking forward to riding the bus back to Aberdeen tonight. sarcasm {'snum': '397039688105869312-1', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 49 So excited to get the bus back to aberdeen tonight. I'm not excited for the bus ride back to arberdeen tonight. sarcasm {'snum': '397039688105869312-2', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 50 So excited to get the bus back to aberdeen tonight. Not happy to get the bus back to aberdeen tonight. sarcasm {'snum': '397039688105869312-3', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 51 So excited to get the bus back to aberdeen tonight. I'm not excited to get the bus back to aberdeen tonight. sarcasm {'snum': '397039688105869312-4', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 52 So excited to get the bus back to aberdeen tonight. I'm not looking forward to riding the bus back to Aberdeen. sarcasm {'snum': '397039688105869312-5', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 53 Ready for family visiting #woo #thrilled http://t.co/UAtDHfcbS8 I'm not thrilled to have my family visit. sarcasm {'snum': '415081015401791489-1', 'incongruency': 'explicit'} ? 54 Ready for family visiting #woo #thrilled http://t.co/UAtDHfcbS8 so not Ready for family visiting sarcasm {'snum': '415081015401791489-2', 'incongruency': 'explicit'} ? 55 Ready for family visiting #woo #thrilled http://t.co/UAtDHfcbS8 I wish my family wasn't visiting #woo #thrilled http://t.co/UAtDHfcbS8 sarcasm {'snum': '415081015401791489-3', 'incongruency': 'explicit'} ? 56 Ready for family visiting #woo #thrilled http://t.co/UAtDHfcbS8 I'm not looking forward to family visiting. sarcasm {'snum': '415081015401791489-4', 'incongruency': 'explicit'} ? 57 Ready for family visiting #woo #thrilled http://t.co/UAtDHfcbS8 I'm not excited for this family visit. sarcasm {'snum': '415081015401791489-5', 'incongruency': 'explicit'} ? 58 Nothing i love more than wearing flip flops when its raining. I hate wearing flip flops when its raining sarcasm {'snum': '379155126897754112-1', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 59 Nothing i love more than wearing flip flops when its raining. I hate wearing flip flops when its raining. sarcasm {'snum': '379155126897754112-2', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 60 Nothing i love more than wearing flip flops when its raining. I hate it when it rains and I'm out in flip flops. sarcasm {'snum': '379155126897754112-3', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 61 Nothing i love more than wearing flip flops when its raining. I hate wearing flip flops when it's raining. sarcasm {'snum': '379155126897754112-4', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 62 Nothing i love more than wearing flip flops when its raining. I hate when I am wearing flip flops and it starts raining. sarcasm {'snum': '379155126897754112-5', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 63 Gotta read 70ish+ pages today #great #assignedreadings #mysundayfunday #thisshouldbefun I have to read about 70 pages today and it won't be great or make for a fun Sunday. sarcasm {'snum': '379271007439048704-1', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 64 Gotta read 70ish+ pages today #great #assignedreadings #mysundayfunday #thisshouldbefun Gotta read 70ish+ page today, this won't be fun. sarcasm {'snum': '379271007439048704-2', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 65 Gotta read 70ish+ pages today #great #assignedreadings #mysundayfunday #thisshouldbefun I have to read 70ish+ pages today. This is bad. sarcasm {'snum': '379271007439048704-3', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 66 Gotta read 70ish+ pages today #great #assignedreadings #mysundayfunday #thisshouldbefun Gotta read 70ish+ pages today #notgreat #assignedreadings #mysundaynotfunday #thiswillnotbefun sarcasm {'snum': '379271007439048704-4', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 67 Thank goodness for Matt Dunigan, if he wasn't cheering for the #Argos, I don't know how the #Argos would be winning. #CFL Matt Dunigan is cheering for the Argos and it does not have an effect on the Argos winning sarcasm {'snum': '379100182282915842-1', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 68 Thank goodness for Matt Dunigan, if he wasn't cheering for the #Argos, I don't know how the #Argos would be winning. #CFL I already know Argos are winning, Matt Dunigan doesn't have to cheer for me to understand. sarcasm {'snum': '379100182282915842-2', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 69 Thank goodness for Matt Dunigan, if he wasn't cheering for the #Argos, I don't know how the #Argos would be winning. #CFL The Argos would be winning even if Matt Dunigan wasn't cheering for them. sarcasm {'snum': '379100182282915842-3', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 70 Thank goodness for Matt Dunigan, if he wasn't cheering for the #Argos, I don't know how the #Argos would be winning. #CFL Thank goodness for Matt Dunigan, if he wasn't cheering for the #Argos,the #Argos would still be winning. #CFL sarcasm {'snum': '379100182282915842-4', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 71 Thank goodness for Matt Dunigan, if he wasn't cheering for the #Argos, I don't know how the #Argos would be winning. #CFL No thanks for Matt Dunigan, if he wasn't cheering for the #Argos, I don't know how the #Argos would be winning. #CFL sarcasm {'snum': '379100182282915842-5', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 72 Cue all the people picking a side becos of race. You guys are SOOOO cool. . All the people picking a side becos of race are not cool sarcasm {'snum': '379103684715487232-1', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 73 Cue all the people picking a side becos of race. You guys are SOOOO cool. . Cue all the people picking a side becos of race. You guys are NOT cool. . sarcasm {'snum': '379103684715487232-2', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 74 Cue all the people picking a side becos of race. You guys are SOOOO cool. . Cue all the people picking a side becos of race. You guys are so uncool. . sarcasm {'snum': '379103684715487232-3', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 75 Cue all the people picking a side becos of race. You guys are SOOOO cool. . Cue all the people picking a side becos of race. You guys are not cool. . sarcasm {'snum': '379103684715487232-4', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 76 Cue all the people picking a side becos of race. You guys are SOOOO cool. . Now everyone will start to announce they've picked a side because of race. People who do that are really uncool. sarcasm {'snum': '379103684715487232-5', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 77 I hate half the people in the cab right now #greatestbirthdayever I hate half the people in the cab right now and it is making for a bad birthday sarcasm {'snum': '379045469630259201-1', 'incongruency': 'explicit'} ? 78 I hate half the people in the cab right now #greatestbirthdayever I love half the people in the cab right now. sarcasm {'snum': '379045469630259201-2', 'incongruency': 'explicit'} ? 79 I hate half the people in the cab right now #greatestbirthdayever I hate half the people in the cab right now. This was the worst birthday ever. sarcasm {'snum': '379045469630259201-3', 'incongruency': 'explicit'} ? 80 I hate half the people in the cab right now #greatestbirthdayever I hate half the people in the cab right now #worstbirthdayever sarcasm {'snum': '379045469630259201-4', 'incongruency': 'explicit'} ? 81 I hate half the people in the cab right now #greatestbirthdayever I hate half the people in the cab right now #worstbirthdayever sarcasm {'snum': '379045469630259201-5', 'incongruency': 'explicit'} ? 82 Based on her book and tweets, I'd love to hang out with ToUser #nofilter #hilarious - all characteristics I love Based on her books and tweets I would hate to hang out with @user sarcasm {'snum': '386191495662800896-1', 'incongruency': 'explicit'} ? 83 Based on her book and tweets, I'd love to hang out with ToUser #nofilter #hilarious - all characteristics I love Based on her book and tweets, I'd hate to hang out with sarcasm {'snum': '386191495662800896-2', 'incongruency': 'explicit'} ? 84 Based on her book and tweets, I'd love to hang out with ToUser #nofilter #hilarious - all characteristics I love Based on her book and tweets, I'd dislike hanging out with User. sarcasm {'snum': '386191495662800896-3', 'incongruency': 'explicit'} ? 85 Based on her book and tweets, I'd love to hang out with ToUser #nofilter #hilarious - all characteristics I love Based on her book and tweets, I'd hate to hang out with @User #nofilter #hilarious - all characteristics I hate sarcasm {'snum': '386191495662800896-4', 'incongruency': 'explicit'} ? 86 Happy to be at work today #holidays I dislike that I am at work today, which is a holiday sarcasm {'snum': '399978376813109248-1', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 87 Happy to be at work today #holidays Sad to be at work today. sarcasm {'snum': '399978376813109248-2', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 88 Happy to be at work today #holidays I'm not happy to be at work today. sarcasm {'snum': '399978376813109248-3', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 89 Happy to be at work today #holidays I'd really rather not be at work today. sarcasm {'snum': '399978376813109248-4', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 90 Happy to be at work today #holidays Unhappy to be at work today #holidays sarcasm {'snum': '399978376813109248-5', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 91 #boxing because what's hotter than 2 muscular men beating each other up? #butnotreally #hotginger Nothing is hot about 2 muscular men beating each other up. sarcasm {'snum': '379072940744396800-1', 'incongruency': 'explicit'} ? 92 #boxing because what's hotter than 2 muscular men beating each other up? #butnotreally #hotginger It's not hot when 2 muscular men beating each other up. sarcasm {'snum': '379072940744396800-2', 'incongruency': 'explicit'} ? 93 #boxing because what's hotter than 2 muscular men beating each other up? #butnotreally #hotginger #boxing because nothing is worse than 2 muscular men beating each other up sarcasm {'snum': '379072940744396800-3', 'incongruency': 'explicit'} ? 94 #boxing because what's hotter than 2 muscular men beating each other up? #butnotreally #hotginger I don't like the violence of boxing. sarcasm {'snum': '379072940744396800-4', 'incongruency': 'explicit'} ? 95 #boxing because what's hotter than 2 muscular men beating each other up? #butnotreally #hotginger Watching 2 men beat each other up isn't hot. sarcasm {'snum': '379072940744396800-5', 'incongruency': 'explicit'} ? 96 Adios Wendy's see you tomorrow same time ? #work #dontwannago #justgotoff #bedtime http://t.co/8fz6o4Kbac I'm off work at Wendy's and don't want to go back to work tomorrow. sarcasm {'snum': '381981073422688257-1', 'incongruency': 'explicit'} ? 97 Adios Wendy's see you tomorrow same time ? #work #dontwannago #justgotoff #bedtime http://t.co/8fz6o4Kbac I just finished my shift working for Wendys. I have to do it again tomorrow although I don't want to go. It's my bedtime, goodnight. sarcasm {'snum': '381981073422688257-2', 'incongruency': 'explicit'} ? 98 Adios Wendy's see you tomorrow same time ? #work #dontwannago #justgotoff #bedtime http://t.co/8fz6o4Kbac I don't want to go to work at Wendy's tomorrow. sarcasm {'snum': '381981073422688257-3', 'incongruency': 'explicit'} ? 99 Adios Wendy's see you tomorrow same time ? #work #dontwannago #justgotoff #bedtime http://t.co/8fz6o4Kbac I'm not excited to be back at Wendy's tomorrow to work again. sarcasm {'snum': '381981073422688257-4', 'incongruency': 'explicit'} ? 100 Thanks drunk me for pictureslipping a horrible picture and filling the TL with awkward picturetures. I'm mad at drunk me for pictureslipping a horrible picture and filling the Time Line with awkward pictures. sarcasm {'snum': '379253304184041472-1', 'incongruency': 'explicit'} ? 101 Thanks drunk me for pictureslipping a horrible picture and filling the TL with awkward picturetures. I wish drunk me didn't pictureslip a horrible picture and fill the TL with awkward pictures. sarcasm {'snum': '379253304184041472-2', 'incongruency': 'explicit'} ? 102 Thanks drunk me for pictureslipping a horrible picture and filling the TL with awkward picturetures. I pictureslipped a horrible picture and filled the TL with awkward photos when I was drunk. That's not good. sarcasm {'snum': '379253304184041472-3', 'incongruency': 'explicit'} ? 103 Thanks drunk me for pictureslipping a horrible picture and filling the TL with awkward picturetures. No Thanks drunk me for pictureslipping a horrible picture and filling the TL with awkward picturetures. sarcasm {'snum': '379253304184041472-4', 'incongruency': 'explicit'} ? 104 Thanks drunk me for pictureslipping a horrible picture and filling the TL with awkward picturetures. I will regret being so drunk that I not only took a lot of pictures, but that I also filled the TL with them, and wrote an incoherent tweet. sarcasm {'snum': '379253304184041472-5', 'incongruency': 'explicit'} ? 105 He has no enemies, but is intensely disliked by his friends lol He has plenty of enemies and people he thinks are his friends intensely dislike him. sarcasm {'snum': '387999488876756993-1', 'incongruency': 'explicit'} ? 106 He has no enemies, but is intensely disliked by his friends lol He has no enemies, and is intensely loved by his friends lol sarcasm {'snum': '387999488876756993-2', 'incongruency': 'explicit'} ? 107 He has no enemies, but is intensely disliked by his friends lol He has no enemies and his friends like him. sarcasm {'snum': '387999488876756993-3', 'incongruency': 'explicit'} ? 108 He has no enemies, but is intensely disliked by his friends lol No one really likes him. sarcasm {'snum': '387999488876756993-4', 'incongruency': 'explicit'} ? 109 if anyone has #karma coming for them it would be the bilemas... congratulations ToUser you picked a real winner. If anyone has karma coming for them it would be the bilemas... @user you picked a loser. sarcasm {'snum': '379132951805452288-1', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 110 if anyone has #karma coming for them it would be the bilemas... congratulations ToUser you picked a real winner. if anyone has karma coming for them it would be the bilemas. They are awful. sarcasm {'snum': '379132951805452288-2', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 111 if anyone has #karma coming for them it would be the bilemas... congratulations ToUser you picked a real winner. If anyone has karma coming for them, it would be the bilemas. @User, you picked a real loser. sarcasm {'snum': '379132951805452288-3', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 112 if anyone has #karma coming for them it would be the bilemas... congratulations ToUser you picked a real winner. if anyone has #karma coming for them it would be the bilemas... congratulations @User you picked a real loser. sarcasm {'snum': '379132951805452288-4', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 113 Is dry skin holding you back? Why yes, Nivea, it is. Thank you. My life is forever better because of you. Dry skin isn't holding anyone back and Nivea is being dramatic in it's claim. My life is minimally improved because of you. sarcasm {'snum': '409569229059665920-1', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 114 Is dry skin holding you back? Why yes, Nivea, it is. Thank you. My life is forever better because of you. Is dry skin holding you back? No, Nivea, it isn't. I find this question ridiculous. You have not improved my life substantially. sarcasm {'snum': '409569229059665920-2', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 115 Is dry skin holding you back? Why yes, Nivea, it is. Thank you. My life is forever better because of you. Is dry skin holding you back? Yes, it is, however my life isn't better because you asked, Nivea. sarcasm {'snum': '409569229059665920-3', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 116 Is dry skin holding you back? Why yes, Nivea, it is. Thank you. My life is forever better because of you. Is dry skin holding you back? Why yes, Nivea, it is. Thank you. My life is no better because of you. sarcasm {'snum': '409569229059665920-4', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 117 now time for an annotated bibliography #fun #lol I have to do an annotated bibliography and its won't be fun sarcasm {'snum': '387079826118430721-1', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 118 now time for an annotated bibliography #fun #lol I have to do an annotated bibliography now, which is not fun. sarcasm {'snum': '387079826118430721-2', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 119 now time for an annotated bibliography #fun #lol now time for an annotated bibliography #boring #lol sarcasm {'snum': '387079826118430721-3', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 120 now time for an annotated bibliography #fun #lol Now it's time for an annotated bibliography. This isn't fun. sarcasm {'snum': '387079826118430721-4', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 121 now time for an annotated bibliography #fun #lol I will not enjoy making this bibliography. sarcasm {'snum': '387079826118430721-5', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 122 Finally thought of a tattoo idea!! A Camel on my toe... #brilliant A tattoo of a camel on my toe would be a terrible idea sarcasm {'snum': '385478950254022656-1', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 123 Finally thought of a tattoo idea!! A Camel on my toe... #brilliant I thought of a tattoo idea. A camel on my toe. It's not so brilliant. sarcasm {'snum': '385478950254022656-2', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 124 Finally thought of a tattoo idea!! A Camel on my toe... #brilliant A tattoo of a camel on my toe would be a really stupid tattoo. sarcasm {'snum': '385478950254022656-3', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 125 Finally thought of a tattoo idea!! A Camel on my toe... #brilliant Finally thought of a tattoo idea!! A Camel on my toe... #notbrilliant sarcasm {'snum': '385478950254022656-4', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 126 Finally thought of a tattoo idea!! A Camel on my toe... #brilliant I thought of a ridiculous and inappropriate tattoo! A Camel on my toe... #What a silly reference to cameltoe sarcasm {'snum': '385478950254022656-5', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 127 - smh, children fighting over girls. Smh. Way to start off 2014 ! ?? Children fighting over girls is not a great way to start off 2014 sarcasm {'snum': '418292208383447040-1', 'incongruency': 'explicit'} ? 128 - smh, children fighting over girls. Smh. Way to start off 2014 ! ?? smh, children fighting over girls. Smh. That's a bad way to start off 2014. sarcasm {'snum': '418292208383447040-2', 'incongruency': 'explicit'} ? 129 - smh, children fighting over girls. Smh. Way to start off 2014 ! ?? smh, children fighting over girls. Smh. not a good way to start off 2014 ! ?? sarcasm {'snum': '418292208383447040-3', 'incongruency': 'explicit'} ? 130 - smh, children fighting over girls. Smh. Way to start off 2014 ! ?? - smh, children fighting over girls. Smh. Bad way to start off 2014. sarcasm {'snum': '418292208383447040-4', 'incongruency': 'explicit'} ? 131 - smh, children fighting over girls. Smh. Way to start off 2014 ! ?? Children fighting over girls is no way to start off the year 2014. sarcasm {'snum': '418292208383447040-5', 'incongruency': 'explicit'} ? 132 Making butternut squash soup for tea. Kids'll be happy! Making butternut squash soup for tea. Kids'll not be happy! sarcasm {'snum': '390869947490242560-1', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 133 Making butternut squash soup for tea. Kids'll be happy! The kids don't like when I make butternut squash soup for tea. sarcasm {'snum': '390869947490242560-2', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 134 Making butternut squash soup for tea. Kids'll be happy! Making butternut squash soup for tea. The kids won't be happy. sarcasm {'snum': '390869947490242560-3', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 135 Making butternut squash soup for tea. Kids'll be happy! Making butternut squash soup for tea. Kids won't be happy! sarcasm {'snum': '390869947490242560-4', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 136 I just love when I get pushed to the side. Feels great I hate when I get pushed to the side. Feels terrible sarcasm {'snum': '379021678463840257-1', 'incongruency': 'explicit'} ? 137 I just love when I get pushed to the side. Feels great I just hate when I get pushed to the side. Feels terrible. sarcasm {'snum': '379021678463840257-2', 'incongruency': 'explicit'} ? 138 I just love when I get pushed to the side. Feels great I hate it when I get pushed to the side. Feels horrible sarcasm {'snum': '379021678463840257-3', 'incongruency': 'explicit'} ? 139 I just love when I get pushed to the side. Feels great I hate getting pushed to the side. It feels terrible. sarcasm {'snum': '379021678463840257-4', 'incongruency': 'explicit'} ? 140 I just love when I get pushed to the side. Feels great I just hate it when I get pushed to the side. Feels really bad. sarcasm {'snum': '379021678463840257-5', 'incongruency': 'explicit'} ? 141 All day with kinder kids and now a lesson plan....WOOOH I LOVE THE TEACHER LIFE All day with kinder kids and now a lesson plan.... I hate being a teacher. sarcasm {'snum': '382969166635868160-1', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 142 All day with kinder kids and now a lesson plan....WOOOH I LOVE THE TEACHER LIFE All day with kinder kids and now a lesson plan....I HATE THE TEACHER LIFE sarcasm {'snum': '382969166635868160-2', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 143 All day with kinder kids and now a lesson plan....WOOOH I LOVE THE TEACHER LIFE All day with kinder kids and now a lesson plan. I dislike being a teacher. sarcasm {'snum': '382969166635868160-3', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 144 All day with kinder kids and now a lesson plan....WOOOH I LOVE THE TEACHER LIFE All day with kinder kids and now a lesson plan....WOOOH I HATE THE TEACHER LIFE sarcasm {'snum': '382969166635868160-4', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 145 All day with kinder kids and now a lesson plan....WOOOH I LOVE THE TEACHER LIFE All day with kinder kids and now a lesson plan. The life of a teacher is rough. sarcasm {'snum': '382969166635868160-5', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 146 I just got blamed for stealing a power strip! Because I really wanted that power strip, I just had to have it #no I just got blamed for stealing a power strip! I didn't want it at all. sarcasm {'snum': '378998002553090048-1', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 147 I just got blamed for stealing a power strip! Because I really wanted that power strip, I just had to have it #no I just got blamed for stealing a power strip! I obviously don't want that power strip. sarcasm {'snum': '378998002553090048-2', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 148 I just got blamed for stealing a power strip! Because I really wanted that power strip, I just had to have it #no I just got blamed for stealing a power strip! I didn't want that power strip, I don't need to have it #no sarcasm {'snum': '378998002553090048-3', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 149 I just got blamed for stealing a power strip! Because I really wanted that power strip, I just had to have it #no I just got blamed for stealing a power strip! I think this is stupid because obviously I don't want a power strip and don't have any need for it. #no sarcasm {'snum': '378998002553090048-4', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 150 I just got blamed for stealing a power strip! Because I really wanted that power strip, I just had to have it #no I just got blamed for stealing a power strip! Because I really didn't want that power strip, I didn't just have to have it #no sarcasm {'snum': '378998002553090048-5', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 151 Babysitting 3 kids tonightandI'm running on 4 hours of sleep. This is gonna be great. Babysitting 3 kids tonight and I'm running on 4 hours of sleep. This is going to be terrible. sarcasm {'snum': '379029765656551424-1', 'incongruency': 'explicit'} ? 152 Babysitting 3 kids tonightandI'm running on 4 hours of sleep. This is gonna be great. Babysitting 3 kids tonightandI'm running on 4 hours of sleep. This is gonna be bad. sarcasm {'snum': '379029765656551424-2', 'incongruency': 'explicit'} ? 153 Babysitting 3 kids tonightandI'm running on 4 hours of sleep. This is gonna be great. Babysitting 3 kids when I'm only running on 4 hours of sleep is going to be very difficult. sarcasm {'snum': '379029765656551424-3', 'incongruency': 'explicit'} ? 154 Babysitting 3 kids tonightandI'm running on 4 hours of sleep. This is gonna be great. I'm going to dislike babysitting 3 kids tonight and running on 4 hours of sleep. sarcasm {'snum': '379029765656551424-4', 'incongruency': 'explicit'} ? 155 Babysitting 3 kids tonightandI'm running on 4 hours of sleep. This is gonna be great. Babysitting 3 kids tonightandI'm running on 4 hours of sleep. This is not gonna be great. sarcasm {'snum': '379029765656551424-5', 'incongruency': 'explicit'} ? 156 Can't wait to get to school tomorrow and hear everyone talking about youth alive I'm not looking forward to getting to school tomorrow and hearing everyone talking about youth alive sarcasm {'snum': '379156838786150400-1', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 157 Can't wait to get to school tomorrow and hear everyone talking about youth alive I'm dreading getting to school tomorrow and hearing everyone talking about youth alive sarcasm {'snum': '379156838786150400-2', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 158 Can't wait to get to school tomorrow and hear everyone talking about youth alive "I don't want to go to school tomorrow and hear people talking hypocritically about the organization ""youth alive""." sarcasm {'snum': '379156838786150400-3', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 159 Can't wait to get to school tomorrow and hear everyone talking about youth alive I am not looking forward to hearing everyone talk about youth alive at school tomorrow sarcasm {'snum': '379156838786150400-4', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 160 Packing is so much fun! Packing is not fun at all! sarcasm {'snum': '378979645074333697-1', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 161 Packing is so much fun! Packing is not much fun! sarcasm {'snum': '378979645074333697-2', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 162 Packing is so much fun! Packing is no fun! sarcasm {'snum': '378979645074333697-3', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 163 Packing is so much fun! I hate packing. sarcasm {'snum': '378979645074333697-4', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 164 Packing is so much fun! I really don't enjoy packing sarcasm {'snum': '378979645074333697-5', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 165 I love when people talk about stuff that they know nothing about I hate when people talk about stuff that they know nothing about sarcasm {'snum': '379133002208403456-1', 'incongruency': 'explicit'} ? 166 I love when people talk about stuff that they know nothing about I hate when people talk about stuff that they know nothing about. sarcasm {'snum': '379133002208403456-2', 'incongruency': 'explicit'} ? 167 I love when people talk about stuff that they know nothing about I do not like it when people talk about stuff that they know nothing about. sarcasm {'snum': '379133002208403456-3', 'incongruency': 'explicit'} ? 168 I love when people talk about stuff that they know nothing about I hate when people talk about stuff that they know nothing about. sarcasm {'snum': '379133002208403456-4', 'incongruency': 'explicit'} ? 169 I love when people talk about stuff that they know nothing about I hate it when people talk about things they know nothing about sarcasm {'snum': '379133002208403456-5', 'incongruency': 'explicit'} ? 170 ACT prep is exactly what I want to be doing today. ACT prep is not what I want to be doing today. sarcasm {'snum': '378960273350356992-1', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 171 ACT prep is exactly what I want to be doing today. I hate that I have to study for the ACT prep today sarcasm {'snum': '378960273350356992-2', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 172 ACT prep is exactly what I want to be doing today. I would rather being doing just about anything other than ACT prep today! sarcasm {'snum': '378960273350356992-3', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 173 ACT prep is exactly what I want to be doing today. I hate having to do ACT preparation today. sarcasm {'snum': '378960273350356992-4', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 174 ACT prep is exactly what I want to be doing today. ACT prep is exactly what I don't want to be doing today. sarcasm {'snum': '378960273350356992-5', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 175 made $174 this month...I'm gonna buy a yacht! #poor #wishIhadabetterjob #newspaperjobsstink made $174 this month...I wish I had more money! #poor #wishIhadabetterjob #newspaperjobsstink sarcasm {'snum': '385524626110939136-1', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 176 made $174 this month...I'm gonna buy a yacht! #poor #wishIhadabetterjob #newspaperjobsstink I only made $174 this month. sarcasm {'snum': '385524626110939136-2', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 177 made $174 this month...I'm gonna buy a yacht! #poor #wishIhadabetterjob #newspaperjobsstink made $174 this month...I could never afford an expensive yacht! #poor #wishIhadabetterjob #newspaperjobsstink sarcasm {'snum': '385524626110939136-3', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 178 made $174 this month...I'm gonna buy a yacht! #poor #wishIhadabetterjob #newspaperjobsstink Made $174 this month... I'm very poor. sarcasm {'snum': '385524626110939136-4', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 179 made $174 this month...I'm gonna buy a yacht! #poor #wishIhadabetterjob #newspaperjobsstink I don't make much money. sarcasm {'snum': '385524626110939136-5', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 180 Nothing better than a sunglasses tan. Nothing worse than a sunglasses tan. sarcasm {'snum': '379086017586012160-1', 'incongruency': 'explicit'} ? 181 Nothing better than a sunglasses tan. Nothing worse than a sunglasses tan. sarcasm {'snum': '379086017586012160-2', 'incongruency': 'explicit'} ? 182 Nothing better than a sunglasses tan. I hate having a sunglasses tan sarcasm {'snum': '379086017586012160-3', 'incongruency': 'explicit'} ? 183 Nothing better than a sunglasses tan. There are better things than a sunglasses tan. sarcasm {'snum': '379086017586012160-4', 'incongruency': 'explicit'} ? 184 ToUser Just love the way Asdrubal drives the ball! @User I really hate the way Asdrubal drives the ball. sarcasm {'snum': '379022877380845568-1', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 185 ToUser Just love the way Asdrubal drives the ball! @User I don't like the way Asdrubal drives the ball! sarcasm {'snum': '379022877380845568-2', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 186 ToUser Just love the way Asdrubal drives the ball! @User Just hate the way Asdrubal drives the ball! sarcasm {'snum': '379022877380845568-3', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 187 ToUser Just love the way Asdrubal drives the ball! Asdrubal is not good at driving the ball. sarcasm {'snum': '379022877380845568-4', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 188 ToUser Just love the way Asdrubal drives the ball! @User Don't love the way Asdrubal drives the ball! sarcasm {'snum': '379022877380845568-5', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 189 Being replaced is such a great feeling. Being replaced is such a horrible feeling. sarcasm {'snum': '420744315472584704-1', 'incongruency': 'explicit'} ? 190 Being replaced is such a great feeling. Being replaced is such an awful feeling. sarcasm {'snum': '420744315472584704-2', 'incongruency': 'explicit'} ? 191 Being replaced is such a great feeling. Being replaced is such an awful feeling. sarcasm {'snum': '420744315472584704-3', 'incongruency': 'explicit'} ? 192 Being replaced is such a great feeling. I hate being replaced sarcasm {'snum': '420744315472584704-4', 'incongruency': 'explicit'} ? 193 Being replaced is such a great feeling. Being replaced is such a rotten feeling. sarcasm {'snum': '420744315472584704-5', 'incongruency': 'explicit'} ? 194 Everyone I know is so considerate. Everyone I know is so inconsiderate. sarcasm {'snum': '398842003884343296-1', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 195 Everyone I know is so considerate. Everyone I know is so inconsiderate. sarcasm {'snum': '398842003884343296-2', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 196 Everyone I know is so considerate. Everyone I know is so inconsiderate. sarcasm {'snum': '398842003884343296-3', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 197 Everyone I know is so considerate. Nobody I know is so considerate. sarcasm {'snum': '398842003884343296-4', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 198 Everyone I know is so considerate. Everyone I know is so inconsiderate. sarcasm {'snum': '398842003884343296-5', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 199 Mr shey why are you so cool???? Mr shey why are you not cool at all???? sarcasm {'snum': '380395175857500160-1', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 200 Mr shey why are you so cool???? Mr shey you are not cool sarcasm {'snum': '380395175857500160-2', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 201 Mr shey why are you so cool???? Mr. Shey you are not cool. sarcasm {'snum': '380395175857500160-3', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 202 Mr shey why are you so cool???? Mr shey why are you so uncool???? sarcasm {'snum': '380395175857500160-4', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 203 Mr shey why are you so cool???? Mr. Shey is not cool. sarcasm {'snum': '380395175857500160-5', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 204 ToUser I love how alameda plaza always has parking @User I hate how alameda plaza never has parking sarcasm {'snum': '379000365351321600-1', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 205 ToUser I love how alameda plaza always has parking I hate how alameda plaza never has parking. sarcasm {'snum': '379000365351321600-2', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 206 ToUser I love how alameda plaza always has parking I hate how alameda plaza never has parking. sarcasm {'snum': '379000365351321600-3', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 207 ToUser I love how alameda plaza always has parking Parking is difficult at Alameda Plaza. sarcasm {'snum': '379000365351321600-4', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 208 ToUser I love how alameda plaza always has parking I hate how alameda plaza never has parking. sarcasm {'snum': '379000365351321600-5', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 209 My math problems are a half a page of excitement My math problems are a half a page of boredom sarcasm {'snum': '387016431780782080-1', 'incongruency': 'explicit'} ? 210 My math problems are a half a page of excitement My math problems are a half a page of boredom. sarcasm {'snum': '387016431780782080-2', 'incongruency': 'explicit'} ? 211 My math problems are a half a page of excitement I do not find my half page of math problems very exciting. sarcasm {'snum': '387016431780782080-3', 'incongruency': 'explicit'} ? 212 My math problems are a half a page of excitement Math is boring. sarcasm {'snum': '387016431780782080-4', 'incongruency': 'explicit'} ? 213 My math problems are a half a page of excitement My math problems are a half a page of dullness sarcasm {'snum': '387016431780782080-5', 'incongruency': 'explicit'} ? 214 My work shoes smell like a bed of roses! #smellmorelikecatpiss My work shoes smell terrible! #smellmorelikecatpiss sarcasm {'snum': '379068035673628672-1', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 215 My work shoes smell like a bed of roses! #smellmorelikecatpiss My work shoes definitely do not smell like a bed of roses. sarcasm {'snum': '379068035673628672-2', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 216 My work shoes smell like a bed of roses! #smellmorelikecatpiss My work shoes smell terrible. sarcasm {'snum': '379068035673628672-3', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 217 My work shoes smell like a bed of roses! #smellmorelikecatpiss My work shoes smell really bad. sarcasm {'snum': '379068035673628672-4', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 218 My work shoes smell like a bed of roses! #smellmorelikecatpiss My shoes smell like cat urine. sarcasm {'snum': '379068035673628672-5', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 219 My Breakfast? ...... 5 spoons of Peanut butter ......YUMMMMMY! My Breakfast? ...... 5 spoons of Peanut butter ...... I wish I had something else to eat. sarcasm {'snum': '388331279046815744-1', 'incongruency': 'explicit'} ? 220 My Breakfast? ...... 5 spoons of Peanut butter ......YUMMMMMY! My Breakfast? ...... 5 spoons of Peanut butter ....This doesn't taste good! sarcasm {'snum': '388331279046815744-2', 'incongruency': 'explicit'} ? 221 My Breakfast? ...... 5 spoons of Peanut butter ......YUMMMMMY! My Breakfast? ...5 spoons of Peanut butter. ...Awful. sarcasm {'snum': '388331279046815744-3', 'incongruency': 'explicit'} ? 222 My Breakfast? ...... 5 spoons of Peanut butter ......YUMMMMMY! My breakfast? 5 spoons of peanut butter. Yuck. sarcasm {'snum': '388331279046815744-4', 'incongruency': 'explicit'} ? 223 Rod Black commentating... you know how much I LOVE him Rod Black commentating... you know how much I hate him sarcasm {'snum': '379017270690721793-1', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 224 Rod Black commentating... you know how much I LOVE him Rod Black commentating... I hate him. sarcasm {'snum': '379017270690721793-2', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 225 Rod Black commentating... you know how much I LOVE him Rod Black commentating... you know how much I DISLIKE him sarcasm {'snum': '379017270690721793-3', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 226 Rod Black commentating... you know how much I LOVE him Rod Black commentating... you know how much I HATE him sarcasm {'snum': '379017270690721793-4', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 227 Rod Black commentating... you know how much I LOVE him Rod Black commentating...I can't stand him. sarcasm {'snum': '379017270690721793-5', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 228 Excellent, disposing of a dead pigeon is exactly how I want to start my day, #not, Excellent, disposing of a dead pigeon is exactly not how I want to start my day. sarcasm {'snum': '379129253453115392-1', 'incongruency': 'explicit'} ? 229 Excellent, disposing of a dead pigeon is exactly how I want to start my day, #not, Excellent, disposing of a dead pigeon is not how I want to start my day, #not sarcasm {'snum': '379129253453115392-2', 'incongruency': 'explicit'} ? 230 Excellent, disposing of a dead pigeon is exactly how I want to start my day, #not, Disposing of a dead pigeon is definitely not how I want to start my day. sarcasm {'snum': '379129253453115392-3', 'incongruency': 'explicit'} ? 231 Excellent, disposing of a dead pigeon is exactly how I want to start my day, #not, I do not want to start my day by disposing of a dead pigeon. sarcasm {'snum': '379129253453115392-4', 'incongruency': 'explicit'} ? 232 Excellent, disposing of a dead pigeon is exactly how I want to start my day, #not, Ugh, I did not want to start my day by disposing a dead pigeon. Yuck. sarcasm {'snum': '379129253453115392-5', 'incongruency': 'explicit'} ? 233 A shitty job, one sided conversations, and lonely nights... That's my life right now... Jealous? A shitty job, one sided conversations, and lonely nights... That's my life right now... I wish it wasn't sarcasm {'snum': '379115668458582016-1', 'incongruency': 'explicit'} ? 234 A shitty job, one sided conversations, and lonely nights... That's my life right now... Jealous? A shitty job, one sided conversations, and lonely nights... That's my life right now... it is unenviable. sarcasm {'snum': '379115668458582016-2', 'incongruency': 'explicit'} ? 235 A shitty job, one sided conversations, and lonely nights... That's my life right now... Jealous? A shitty job, one sided conversations, and lonely nights... That's my life right now... This is nothing to be jealous of. sarcasm {'snum': '379115668458582016-3', 'incongruency': 'explicit'} ? 236 A shitty job, one sided conversations, and lonely nights... That's my life right now... Jealous? A shitty job, one sided conversations, and lonely nights... That's my life right now... bet your not Jealous? sarcasm {'snum': '379115668458582016-4', 'incongruency': 'explicit'} ? 237 Having to drive my parents to and from a birthday party at a banquet hall so they can get drunk is so much fun!!!!! I don't like having to drive my parents to and from a birthday party at a banquet hall so they can get drunk. sarcasm {'snum': '379023606187315200-1', 'incongruency': 'explicit'} ? 238 Having to drive my parents to and from a birthday party at a banquet hall so they can get drunk is so much fun!!!!! Having to drive my parents to and from a birthday party at a banquet hall so they can get drunk is not fun. sarcasm {'snum': '379023606187315200-2', 'incongruency': 'explicit'} ? 239 Having to drive my parents to and from a birthday party at a banquet hall so they can get drunk is so much fun!!!!! Having to drive my parents to and from a birthday party at a banquet hall so they can get drunk is not much fun!!!!! sarcasm {'snum': '379023606187315200-3', 'incongruency': 'explicit'} ? 240 Having to drive my parents to and from a birthday party at a banquet hall so they can get drunk is so much fun!!!!! Having to drive my parents to and from a birthday party at a banquet hall so they can get drunk is not fun. sarcasm {'snum': '379023606187315200-4', 'incongruency': 'explicit'} ? 241 Having to drive my parents to and from a birthday party at a banquet hall so they can get drunk is so much fun!!!!! Having to drive my parents to and from a birthday party at a banquet hall so they can get drunk is not fun!!!!! sarcasm {'snum': '379023606187315200-5', 'incongruency': 'explicit'} ? 242 Thank you for all the lies you've told. I just LOVE liars. I hate that you've told all these lies. I really hate liars. sarcasm {'snum': '378957891543130112-1', 'incongruency': 'explicit'} ? 243 Thank you for all the lies you've told. I just LOVE liars. Shame on you for all the lies you've told. I just HATE liars. sarcasm {'snum': '378957891543130112-2', 'incongruency': 'explicit'} ? 244 Thank you for all the lies you've told. I just LOVE liars. I curse you for all the lies you've told. I hate liars. sarcasm {'snum': '378957891543130112-3', 'incongruency': 'explicit'} ? 245 Thank you for all the lies you've told. I just LOVE liars. I hate all the lies you've told. I hate liars. sarcasm {'snum': '378957891543130112-4', 'incongruency': 'explicit'} ? 246 Thank you for all the lies you've told. I just LOVE liars. No thank you for all the lies you've told. I just HATE liars. sarcasm {'snum': '378957891543130112-5', 'incongruency': 'explicit'} ? 247 Dropping the f bomb at least once every sentence makes you so cool Dropping the f bomb at least once every sentence makes you sound immature sarcasm {'snum': '4.03225E+17-1', 'incongruency': 'explicit'} ? 248 Dropping the f bomb at least once every sentence makes you so cool Dropping the f bomb at least once every sentence makes you uncool sarcasm {'snum': '4.03225E+17-2', 'incongruency': 'explicit'} ? 249 Dropping the f bomb at least once every sentence makes you so cool Dropping the f bomb at least once every sentence does not make you cool. sarcasm {'snum': '4.03225E+17-3', 'incongruency': 'explicit'} ? 250 Dropping the f bomb at least once every sentence makes you so cool Dropping the f bomb at least once a sentence makes you look stupid. sarcasm {'snum': '4.03225E+17-4', 'incongruency': 'explicit'} ? 251 Dropping the f bomb at least once every sentence makes you so cool Dropping the f bomb at least once every sentence makes you a jerk. sarcasm {'snum': '4.03225E+17-5', 'incongruency': 'explicit'} ? 252 my cold seems to be moving into my chest.. well thats just great #asthmatings my cold seems to be moving into my chest.. well that's not great #asthmatings sarcasm {'snum': '379090641856126977-1', 'incongruency': 'explicit'} ? 253 my cold seems to be moving into my chest.. well thats just great #asthmatings my cold seems to be moving into my chest.. This is a bad thing. sarcasm {'snum': '379090641856126977-2', 'incongruency': 'explicit'} ? 254 my cold seems to be moving into my chest.. well thats just great #asthmatings my cold seems to be moving into my chest.. well thats awful #asthmatings sarcasm {'snum': '379090641856126977-3', 'incongruency': 'explicit'} ? 255 my cold seems to be moving into my chest.. well thats just great #asthmatings My cold seems to be moving into my chest. That's terrible. sarcasm {'snum': '379090641856126977-4', 'incongruency': 'explicit'} ? 256 The stream is just so perfect ? The stream is just so bad ? sarcasm {'snum': '380404029194792960-1', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 257 The stream is just so perfect ? The stream is not good. sarcasm {'snum': '380404029194792960-2', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 258 The stream is just so perfect ? The stream is just so horrible? sarcasm {'snum': '380404029194792960-3', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 259 The stream is just so perfect ? The stream is terrible. sarcasm {'snum': '380404029194792960-4', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 260 The stream is just so perfect ? The stream is not perfect? sarcasm {'snum': '380404029194792960-5', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 261 Having no internet and cable is so much fun #mennonites Having no internet and cable is not fun at all. #mennonites sarcasm {'snum': '395401109503623168-1', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 262 Having no internet and cable is so much fun #mennonites Having no internet and cable is so sad #mennonites sarcasm {'snum': '395401109503623168-2', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 263 Having no internet and cable is so much fun #mennonites Having no internet and cable is not fun. sarcasm {'snum': '395401109503623168-3', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 264 Having no internet and cable is so much fun #mennonites Having no internet and cable is no fun #mennonites sarcasm {'snum': '395401109503623168-4', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 265 Having no internet and cable is so much fun #mennonites Having no internet and cable is not fun @mennonites sarcasm {'snum': '395401109503623168-5', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 266 Will study Org Chem again after cdc. huhuhu I love you Chem 40.0 Will study Org Chem again after cdc. huhuhu I hate you Chem 40.0 sarcasm {'snum': '379085710478671872-1', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 267 Will study Org Chem again after cdc. huhuhu I love you Chem 40.0 I will study Org Chem after cdc. I do not love Chem 40.0. sarcasm {'snum': '379085710478671872-2', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 268 Will study Org Chem again after cdc. huhuhu I love you Chem 40.0 Will study Org Chem again after cdc. huhuhu I hate you Chem 40.0 sarcasm {'snum': '379085710478671872-3', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 269 Will study Org Chem again after cdc. huhuhu I love you Chem 40.0 Will study Org Chem again after cdc. I hate Chem. sarcasm {'snum': '379085710478671872-4', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 270 Will study Org Chem again after cdc. huhuhu I love you Chem 40.0 Will study Org Chem again after cdc. huhuhu I hate you Chem 40.0 sarcasm {'snum': '379085710478671872-5', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 271 Thank you CW for cutting off the last 10secs my show. #lasttweet #iknow I hate CW for cutting off the last 10secs my show. #lasttweet #iknow sarcasm {'snum': '379119295952740353-1', 'incongruency': 'explicit'} ? 272 Thank you CW for cutting off the last 10secs my show. #lasttweet #iknow Damn you CW for cutting off the last 10secs my show. sarcasm {'snum': '379119295952740353-2', 'incongruency': 'explicit'} ? 273 Thank you CW for cutting off the last 10secs my show. #lasttweet #iknow I'm upset that CW cut off the last 10 seconds of my show. sarcasm {'snum': '379119295952740353-3', 'incongruency': 'explicit'} ? 274 Thank you CW for cutting off the last 10secs my show. #lasttweet #iknow CW ruined my night by cutting off the last 10 seconds of my show sarcasm {'snum': '379119295952740353-4', 'incongruency': 'explicit'} ? 275 Thank you CW for cutting off the last 10secs my show. #lasttweet #iknow I'm upset that the tv station cut off my tv show before it was over. sarcasm {'snum': '379119295952740353-5', 'incongruency': 'explicit'} ? 276 Manchester United can still win the Champions League. #YNWA Manchester United has no chance to win the Champions League. #YNWA sarcasm {'snum': '419898502026895360-1', 'incongruency': 'explicit'} ? 277 Manchester United can still win the Champions League. #YNWA Manchester United can't win the Champions League. sarcasm {'snum': '419898502026895360-2', 'incongruency': 'explicit'} ? 278 Manchester United can still win the Champions League. #YNWA Manchester United cannot still win the Champions League. #YNWA sarcasm {'snum': '419898502026895360-3', 'incongruency': 'explicit'} ? 279 Manchester United can still win the Champions League. #YNWA Manchester United can't win the Champions League anymore. sarcasm {'snum': '419898502026895360-4', 'incongruency': 'explicit'} ? 280 Manchester United can still win the Champions League. #YNWA My team may not be doing well now, but they have a change for a great season. sarcasm {'snum': '419898502026895360-5', 'incongruency': 'explicit'} ? 281 Reading through some of ToUser tweets has really cheered me up #banter it #cunt ?? Reading through some of @User tweets has really put me in a bad mood #banter it #cunt ?? sarcasm {'snum': '380463727617011712-1', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 282 Reading through some of ToUser tweets has really cheered me up #banter it #cunt ?? Reading through some of User's tweets has really made me feel awful. sarcasm {'snum': '380463727617011712-2', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 283 Reading through some of ToUser tweets has really cheered me up #banter it #cunt ?? Reading through some of the @User tweets has made me sad. sarcasm {'snum': '380463727617011712-3', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 284 Reading through some of ToUser tweets has really cheered me up #banter it #cunt ?? Reading through some of @User tweets has made me sad. sarcasm {'snum': '380463727617011712-4', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 285 Reading through some of ToUser tweets has really cheered me up #banter it #cunt ?? Reading through some of @User tweets has really depressed me sarcasm {'snum': '380463727617011712-5', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 286 that was a good talk today .. that was a bad talk today .. sarcasm {'snum': '379070560493645824-1', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 287 that was a good talk today .. That was a terrible talk today. sarcasm {'snum': '379070560493645824-2', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 288 that was a good talk today .. That was not a good talk today. sarcasm {'snum': '379070560493645824-3', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 289 that was a good talk today .. that was not a good talk today .. sarcasm {'snum': '379070560493645824-4', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 290 that was a good talk today .. That was a pointless talk today. sarcasm {'snum': '379070560493645824-5', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 291 Aren't job rejection emails the best?! Job rejection emails are the worst! sarcasm {'snum': '394503286616621056-1', 'incongruency': 'explicit'} ? 292 Aren't job rejection emails the best?! I hate job rejection emails. sarcasm {'snum': '394503286616621056-2', 'incongruency': 'explicit'} ? 293 Aren't job rejection emails the best?! Job rejection emails are horrible. sarcasm {'snum': '394503286616621056-3', 'incongruency': 'explicit'} ? 294 Aren't job rejection emails the best?! I hate job rejections. sarcasm {'snum': '394503286616621056-4', 'incongruency': 'explicit'} ? 295 Aren't job rejection emails the best?! I'm upset over an email rejection. sarcasm {'snum': '394503286616621056-5', 'incongruency': 'explicit'} ? 296 Softball should be great this year.. Softball is going to be awful this year. sarcasm {'snum': '405584121134858240-1', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 297 Softball should be great this year.. Softball should be disappointing this year.. sarcasm {'snum': '405584121134858240-2', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 298 Softball should be great this year.. Softball doesn't look like it will have a good outcome or be much fun this year. sarcasm {'snum': '405584121134858240-3', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 299 Softball should be great this year.. Softball should be horrible this year. sarcasm {'snum': '405584121134858240-4', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 300 Softball should be great this year.. I'm not looking forward to softball this year. sarcasm {'snum': '405584121134858240-5', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 301 @User i love being ignored by that one person.. @User i hate being ignored by that one person.. sarcasm {'snum': '390666706966024192-1', 'incongruency': 'explicit'} ? 302 @User i love being ignored by that one person.. @User i hate being ignored by that one person.. sarcasm {'snum': '390666706966024192-2', 'incongruency': 'explicit'} ? 303 @User i love being ignored by that one person.. I really hate being ignored by that one person. sarcasm {'snum': '390666706966024192-3', 'incongruency': 'explicit'} ? 304 @User i love being ignored by that one person.. That person is ignoring me and I don't like it. sarcasm {'snum': '390666706966024192-4', 'incongruency': 'explicit'} ? 305 @User i love being ignored by that one person.. I hate being ignored by that person. sarcasm {'snum': '390666706966024192-5', 'incongruency': 'explicit'} ? 306 You gotta love a game with bogus refs #RefsNeedsGlasses I hate this game because of the bogus refs #RefsNeedsGlasses sarcasm {'snum': '383807704705150976-1', 'incongruency': 'explicit'} ? 307 You gotta love a game with bogus refs #RefsNeedsGlasses You hate a game with bogus refs. These refs can't see. #RefsNeedsGlasses sarcasm {'snum': '383807704705150976-2', 'incongruency': 'explicit'} ? 308 You gotta love a game with bogus refs #RefsNeedsGlasses You gotta hate a game with bogus refs #RefsNeedsGlasses sarcasm {'snum': '383807704705150976-3', 'incongruency': 'explicit'} ? 309 You gotta love a game with bogus refs #RefsNeedsGlasses These refs aren't doing a very good job. sarcasm {'snum': '383807704705150976-4', 'incongruency': 'explicit'} ? 310 Making someone feel stupid is so hot. Making someone feel stupid is not hot. sarcasm {'snum': '379070907647401984-1', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 311 Making someone feel stupid is so hot. Making someone feel stupid is very unattractive. sarcasm {'snum': '379070907647401984-2', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 312 Making someone feel stupid is so hot. Making someone feel stupid is so lame. sarcasm {'snum': '379070907647401984-3', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 313 Making someone feel stupid is so hot. Making someone feel stupid isn't cool. sarcasm {'snum': '379070907647401984-4', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 314 Making someone feel stupid is so hot. Making someone feel stupid is not hot. sarcasm {'snum': '379070907647401984-5', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 315 Well these new scrum laws are certainly working...... These new scrum laws are not working. sarcasm {'snum': '378952222815830016-1', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 316 Well these new scrum laws are certainly working...... Well these new scrum laws are certainly not working. sarcasm {'snum': '378952222815830016-2', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 317 Well these new scrum laws are certainly working...... These new scrum laws don't work at all. sarcasm {'snum': '378952222815830016-3', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 318 Well these new scrum laws are certainly working...... Well these new scrum laws are not certainly working...... sarcasm {'snum': '378952222815830016-4', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 319 Well these new scrum laws are certainly working...... The scrum laws are not effective. sarcasm {'snum': '378952222815830016-5', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 320 My whole life just gets better each and everyday..... My whole life just gets worse each and everyday..... sarcasm {'snum': '379006788097417216-1', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 321 My whole life just gets better each and everyday..... My whole life doesn't seem to get better each and every day. sarcasm {'snum': '379006788097417216-2', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 322 My whole life just gets better each and everyday..... My whole life just gets worse each and everyday..... sarcasm {'snum': '379006788097417216-3', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 323 My whole life just gets better each and everyday..... My whole life gets worse each and everyday... sarcasm {'snum': '379006788097417216-4', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 324 My whole life just gets better each and everyday..... My whole life just gets worse each and everyday... sarcasm {'snum': '379006788097417216-5', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 325 Yes, the world totally revolves around you. No, the world does not at all revolve around you. sarcasm {'snum': '389533993592315904-1', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 326 Yes, the world totally revolves around you. No, the world doesn't totally revolve around you. sarcasm {'snum': '389533993592315904-2', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 327 Yes, the world totally revolves around you. No, the world totally does not revolve around you. sarcasm {'snum': '389533993592315904-3', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 328 Yes, the world totally revolves around you. The world does not revolve around you. sarcasm {'snum': '389533993592315904-4', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 329 Yes, the world totally revolves around you. No, the world doesn't revolve around you. sarcasm {'snum': '389533993592315904-5', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 330 People my age are leave great tips. People my age are not very good tippers. sarcasm {'snum': '383352578580709376-1', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 331 People my age are leave great tips. People my age are leave bad tips. sarcasm {'snum': '383352578580709376-2', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 332 People my age are leave great tips. People my age have terrible tips. sarcasm {'snum': '383352578580709376-3', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 333 People my age are leave great tips. People my age don't leave great tips. sarcasm {'snum': '383352578580709376-4', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 334 People my age are leave great tips. People my age don't leave very good tips. sarcasm {'snum': '383352578580709376-5', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 335 Hi, my names Morgan, and I look really cute in th mornings. http://t.co/7jZzrpXzUJ Hi, my name's Morgan, and I don't think I look very good in the mornings. sarcasm {'snum': '414830148928561152-1', 'incongruency': 'explicit'} ? 336 Hi, my names Morgan, and I look really cute in th mornings. http://t.co/7jZzrpXzUJ Hi, my names Morgan, and I look really bad in th mornings. http://t.co/7jZzrpXzUJ sarcasm {'snum': '414830148928561152-2', 'incongruency': 'explicit'} ? 337 Hi, my names Morgan, and I look really cute in th mornings. http://t.co/7jZzrpXzUJ Hi, my names Morgan, and I look really ugly in th mornings. http://t.co/7jZzrpXzUJ sarcasm {'snum': '414830148928561152-3', 'incongruency': 'explicit'} ? 338 Hi, my names Morgan, and I look really cute in th mornings. http://t.co/7jZzrpXzUJ I look really ugly in the morning. sarcasm {'snum': '414830148928561152-4', 'incongruency': 'explicit'} ? 339 Hi, my names Morgan, and I look really cute in th mornings. http://t.co/7jZzrpXzUJ Hi, my name is Morgan, and I don't look very cute in the mornings. sarcasm {'snum': '414830148928561152-5', 'incongruency': 'explicit'} ? 340 My time-keeping skills are impeccable #alwayslate My time-keeping skills are in fact rather poor. sarcasm {'snum': '394079733224603648-1', 'incongruency': 'explicit'} ? 341 My time-keeping skills are impeccable #alwayslate My time-keeping skills are terrible #alwayslate sarcasm {'snum': '394079733224603648-2', 'incongruency': 'explicit'} ? 342 My time-keeping skills are impeccable #alwayslate I'm always late. sarcasm {'snum': '394079733224603648-3', 'incongruency': 'explicit'} ? 343 My time-keeping skills are impeccable #alwayslate I can't keep time. sarcasm {'snum': '394079733224603648-4', 'incongruency': 'explicit'} ? 344 My time-keeping skills are impeccable #alwayslate My time-keeping skills are flawed #alwayslate sarcasm {'snum': '394079733224603648-5', 'incongruency': 'explicit'} ? 345 I love it when my dad tells me he's on the way to pick me up & he gets here an hour later :) #iactuallyhateit #iwantmylicense #wahh I hate it when my dad tells me he's on the way to pick me up and he gets here an hour later. sarcasm {'snum': '402568082566041600-1', 'incongruency': 'explicit'} ? 346 I love it when my dad tells me he's on the way to pick me up & he gets here an hour later :) #iactuallyhateit #iwantmylicense #wahh I hate it when my dad tells me he's on the way to pick me up & he gets here an hour later :) #iactuallyhateit #iwantmylicense #wahh sarcasm {'snum': '402568082566041600-2', 'incongruency': 'explicit'} ? 347 I love it when my dad tells me he's on the way to pick me up & he gets here an hour later :) #iactuallyhateit #iwantmylicense #wahh I hate that my dad is late in picking me up sarcasm {'snum': '402568082566041600-3', 'incongruency': 'explicit'} ? 348 I love it when my dad tells me he's on the way to pick me up & he gets here an hour later :) #iactuallyhateit #iwantmylicense #wahh I hate it when my dad tells me he's on the way to pick me up and he gets here an hour later :( #iwantmylicense #wahh sarcasm {'snum': '402568082566041600-4', 'incongruency': 'explicit'} ? 349 I love it when my dad tells me he's on the way to pick me up & he gets here an hour later :) #iactuallyhateit #iwantmylicense #wahh I hate waiting for my dad to pick me up when he comes late. sarcasm {'snum': '402568082566041600-5', 'incongruency': 'explicit'} ? 350 "Since the financial crash in 2008-2009, there has been an emergence of retail investors""....I wonder why :S #Trading" Since the financial crash in 2008-2009, there has been an emergence of retail investors.... I think it is obvious why. sarcasm {'snum': '417748407789174784-1', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 351 "Since the financial crash in 2008-2009, there has been an emergence of retail investors""....I wonder why :S #Trading" "Since the financial crash in 2008-2009, there has been an emergence of retail investors""....I know why :S #Trading" sarcasm {'snum': '417748407789174784-2', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 352 To the girls in the bathroom: Your selfies are so unique and fabulous. #21Pilots #CurrentlyInTheLoo To the girls in the bathroom, the selfies you are taking are not very great or unique. sarcasm {'snum': '407334412582277120-1', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 353 To the girls in the bathroom: Your selfies are so unique and fabulous. #21Pilots #CurrentlyInTheLoo To the girls in the bathroom: Your selfies are not unique and fabulous. #21Pilots #CurrentlyInTheLoo sarcasm {'snum': '407334412582277120-2', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 354 To the girls in the bathroom: Your selfies are so unique and fabulous. #21Pilots #CurrentlyInTheLoo To the girls in the bathroom: Your selfies are not unique and not at all fabulous. sarcasm {'snum': '407334412582277120-3', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 355 To the girls in the bathroom: Your selfies are so unique and fabulous. #21Pilots #CurrentlyInTheLoo To the girls in the bathroom: Your selfies are so unoriginal and bad. #21Pilots #CurrentlyInTheLoo sarcasm {'snum': '407334412582277120-4', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 356 To the girls in the bathroom: Your selfies are so unique and fabulous. #21Pilots #CurrentlyInTheLoo To the girls in the bathroom: Your selfies are so usual and not fabulous. sarcasm {'snum': '407334412582277120-5', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 357 Well that was a real confidence booster #thanksbro Well that did not help my confidence at all. sarcasm {'snum': '409724480412336128-1', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 358 Well that was a real confidence booster #thanksbro Well that wasn't a real confidence booster #thanksbro sarcasm {'snum': '409724480412336128-2', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 359 Well that was a real confidence booster #thanksbro Well that was not a real confidence booster sarcasm {'snum': '409724480412336128-3', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 360 Well that was a real confidence booster #thanksbro Well that was not a confidence booster at all #thanksbro sarcasm {'snum': '409724480412336128-4', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 361 Well that was a real confidence booster #thanksbro You just killed my motivation. #jerk sarcasm {'snum': '409724480412336128-5', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 362 I love when I can't start my homework till about 9:30 or 10 and don't finish until 1 or later. I really do not like it when I can't start my homework till about 9:30 or 10 and don't finish it until 1 or later. sarcasm {'snum': '395092524181635072-1', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 363 I love when I can't start my homework till about 9:30 or 10 and don't finish until 1 or later. I hate when I can't start my homework till about 9:30 or 10 and don't finish until 1 or later sarcasm {'snum': '395092524181635072-2', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 364 I love when I can't start my homework till about 9:30 or 10 and don't finish until 1 or later. I hate when I can't start my homework until about 9:30 or 10 and don't finish until 1 or later sarcasm {'snum': '395092524181635072-3', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 365 I love when I can't start my homework till about 9:30 or 10 and don't finish until 1 or later. I hate that I start my homework late so I get no sleep. sarcasm {'snum': '395092524181635072-4', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 366 I love when I can't start my homework till about 9:30 or 10 and don't finish until 1 or later. I don't like it when I'm so busy that I can't start my homework until 9:30 or 10 and can't finish it until after 1:00 in the morning. sarcasm {'snum': '395092524181635072-5', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 367 I look so cute in my snapchats Lmaoo I don't look cute in my snapchats sarcasm {'snum': '379032930108317696-1', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 368 I look so cute in my snapchats Lmaoo I do not look cute in my snapchats. sarcasm {'snum': '379032930108317696-2', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 369 I look so cute in my snapchats Lmaoo I don't look very cute in my snapchats. sarcasm {'snum': '379032930108317696-3', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 370 I look so cute in my snapchats Lmaoo I don't like photos of myself. sarcasm {'snum': '379032930108317696-4', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 371 I look so cute in my snapchats Lmaoo I look a bit weird in my Snapchats. sarcasm {'snum': '379032930108317696-5', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 372 You know what the best part about working 6 days a week and going to class is? The part where I have so much free time. Oh wait. You know what the worst part about working 6 days a week and going to class is? The part where I have no free time. sarcasm {'snum': '379096696975663104-1', 'incongruency': 'explicit'} ? 373 You know what the best part about working 6 days a week and going to class is? The part where I have so much free time. Oh wait. You know what the worst part about working 6 days a week and going to class is? The fact I have so little free time. sarcasm {'snum': '379096696975663104-2', 'incongruency': 'explicit'} ? 374 You know what the best part about working 6 days a week and going to class is? The part where I have so much free time. Oh wait. You know what the worst part about working 6 days a week and going to class is? I have no free time. sarcasm {'snum': '379096696975663104-3', 'incongruency': 'explicit'} ? 375 You know what the best part about working 6 days a week and going to class is? The part where I have so much free time. Oh wait. You know what the worst part about working 6 days a week and going to class is? The part where I have so little free time. Oh wait. sarcasm {'snum': '379096696975663104-4', 'incongruency': 'explicit'} ? 376 You know what the best part about working 6 days a week and going to class is? The part where I have so much free time. Oh wait. You know the worse part about working 6 days a week and going to class is? The part where I don't have any free time. sarcasm {'snum': '379096696975663104-5', 'incongruency': 'explicit'} ? 377 I love getting home and then having my little sister act like an immature, annoying kid. I hate getting home and then having my little sister act like an immature, annoying kid. sarcasm {'snum': '379091167767302144-1', 'incongruency': 'explicit'} ? 378 I love getting home and then having my little sister act like an immature, annoying kid. I hate getting home and then having my little sister act like an immature, annoying kid. sarcasm {'snum': '379091167767302144-2', 'incongruency': 'explicit'} ? 379 I love getting home and then having my little sister act like an immature, annoying kid. I hate getting home and then having my little sister act like an immature, annoying kid. sarcasm {'snum': '379091167767302144-3', 'incongruency': 'explicit'} ? 380 I love getting home and then having my little sister act like an immature, annoying kid. I hate getting home and then having my little sister act like an immature, annoying kid. sarcasm {'snum': '379091167767302144-4', 'incongruency': 'explicit'} ? 381 Have to run a bunch of errands before school... the joys of growing up.. Have to run a bunch of errands before school... the sorrows of growing up.. sarcasm {'snum': '400621858938454016-1', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 382 Have to run a bunch of errands before school... the joys of growing up.. Have to run a bunch of errands before school... the burdens of growing up sarcasm {'snum': '400621858938454016-2', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 383 Have to run a bunch of errands before school... the joys of growing up.. Have to run a bunch of errands before school... it's not fun growing up... sarcasm {'snum': '400621858938454016-3', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 384 Have to run a bunch of errands before school... the joys of growing up.. Have to run a bunch of errands before school... the pains of growing up.. sarcasm {'snum': '400621858938454016-4', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 385 Have to run a bunch of errands before school... the joys of growing up.. Have to run a bunch of errands before school... the pains of growing up sarcasm {'snum': '400621858938454016-5', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 386 Liars are so entertaining... #ihateyou I hate liars. sarcasm {'snum': '379016050823557121-1', 'incongruency': 'explicit'} ? 387 Liars are so entertaining... #ihateyou Liars are so boring... #ihateyou sarcasm {'snum': '379016050823557121-2', 'incongruency': 'explicit'} ? 388 Liars are so entertaining... #ihateyou I can see clearly that you are lying and I'm laughing at you. I hate you. sarcasm {'snum': '379016050823557121-3', 'incongruency': 'explicit'} ? 389 Liars are so entertaining... #ihateyou Liars are not very entertaining... sarcasm {'snum': '379016050823557121-4', 'incongruency': 'explicit'} ? 390 Liars are so entertaining... #ihateyou Liars are so annoying....#ihateyou sarcasm {'snum': '379016050823557121-5', 'incongruency': 'explicit'} ? 391 Economics is such a joy http://t.co/MV1LtZ5tA3 Economics is not a joy sarcasm {'snum': '403153765596790784-1', 'incongruency': 'explicit'} ? 392 Economics is such a joy http://t.co/MV1LtZ5tA3 Economics is not a joy http://t.co/MV1LtZ5tA3 sarcasm {'snum': '403153765596790784-2', 'incongruency': 'explicit'} ? 393 Economics is such a joy http://t.co/MV1LtZ5tA3 Economics is not fun. sarcasm {'snum': '403153765596790784-3', 'incongruency': 'explicit'} ? 394 Economics is such a joy http://t.co/MV1LtZ5tA3 I hate economics. sarcasm {'snum': '403153765596790784-4', 'incongruency': 'explicit'} ? 395 Economics is such a joy http://t.co/MV1LtZ5tA3 Economics homework is boring. sarcasm {'snum': '403153765596790784-5', 'incongruency': 'explicit'} ? 396 Nope - I don't mind that you moved in and didn't start packing up until after close. #saturdaylibrarian I'm annoyed that you moved in and didn't start packing up until after close. sarcasm {'snum': '378987674323140609-1', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 397 Nope - I don't mind that you moved in and didn't start packing up until after close. #saturdaylibrarian I hate that you moved in and didn't start packing up until after close. sarcasm {'snum': '378987674323140609-2', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 398 Nope - I don't mind that you moved in and didn't start packing up until after close. #saturdaylibrarian I hate that you moved in and didn't start packing up until the library closed. sarcasm {'snum': '378987674323140609-3', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 399 Nope - I don't mind that you moved in and didn't start packing up until after close. #saturdaylibrarian Why did it take you so long to finish? sarcasm {'snum': '378987674323140609-4', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 400 Nope - I don't mind that you moved in and didn't start packing up until after close. #saturdaylibrarian I did not like that you moved in and didn't start packing up until after close sarcasm {'snum': '378987674323140609-5', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 401 3 days with no Internet, what joy 3 days with no Internet, what sorrow sarcasm {'snum': '378970536166313984-1', 'incongruency': 'explicit'} ? 402 3 days with no Internet, what joy I hate 3 days with no internet sarcasm {'snum': '378970536166313984-2', 'incongruency': 'explicit'} ? 403 3 days with no Internet, what joy Being without internet access is hard. sarcasm {'snum': '378970536166313984-3', 'incongruency': 'explicit'} ? 404 3 days with no Internet, what joy What a pain, 3 days with no internet sarcasm {'snum': '378970536166313984-4', 'incongruency': 'explicit'} ? 405 3 days with no Internet, what joy 3 days with no Internet, no fun at all sarcasm {'snum': '378970536166313984-5', 'incongruency': 'explicit'} ? 406 Im going to have Accounting 202 at 8:00 AM next semester Im not going to have Accounting 202 at 8:00 AM next semester sarcasm {'snum': '391369402370621440-1', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 407 Im going to have Accounting 202 at 8:00 AM next semester I'm going to have Accounting 202 at 8:00 AM next semester, that is way too early! sarcasm {'snum': '391369402370621440-2', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 408 Im going to have Accounting 202 at 8:00 AM next semester I wish I didn't have Accounting 202 at 8am next semester. sarcasm {'snum': '391369402370621440-3', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 409 Im going to have Accounting 202 at 8:00 AM next semester I DON'T LOOK FORWARD TO HAVING ACCOUNTING 202 AT 8:00 AM THIS SEMESTER sarcasm {'snum': '391369402370621440-4', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 410 Im going to have Accounting 202 at 8:00 AM next semester Im not going to have Accounting 202 at 8:00 AM next semester sarcasm {'snum': '391369402370621440-5', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 411 For having an offensive coach who is known for passing, KU has really awful pass offense. But its NOT the coaches fault.... For having an offensive coach who is known for passing, KU has really awful pass offense. its the coaches fault.... sarcasm {'snum': '379046744165605376-1', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 412 For having an offensive coach who is known for passing, KU has really awful pass offense. But its NOT the coaches fault.... It's KU's coach's fault that we have an awful pass offense. sarcasm {'snum': '379046744165605376-2', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 413 For having an offensive coach who is known for passing, KU has really awful pass offense. But its NOT the coaches fault.... KU's offense needs to improve their passing. sarcasm {'snum': '379046744165605376-3', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 414 For having an offensive coach who is known for passing, KU has really awful pass offense. But its NOT the coaches fault.... For having an offensive coach who is known for passing, KU has really awful pass offense. Its the coaches fault.... sarcasm {'snum': '379046744165605376-4', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 415 For having an offensive coach who is known for passing, KU has really awful pass offense. But its NOT the coaches fault.... For having an offensive coach who is known for passing, KU has really awful pass offense. But it IS the coaches fault... sarcasm {'snum': '379046744165605376-5', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 416 ToUser ToUser Ha ha ha yeah because I'm just the best at pulling! I'm not very good at pulling sarcasm {'snum': '379043635817639936-1', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 417 ToUser ToUser Ha ha ha yeah because I'm just the best at pulling! I'm terrible at pulling! sarcasm {'snum': '379043635817639936-2', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 418 ToUser ToUser Ha ha ha yeah because I'm just the best at pulling! haha yeah because 'm the worst at pulling sarcasm {'snum': '379043635817639936-3', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 419 ToUser ToUser Ha ha ha yeah because I'm just the best at pulling! I'm not great at pulling. sarcasm {'snum': '379043635817639936-4', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 420 Carolina is not overrated Carolina is overrated. sarcasm {'snum': '379069450336894976-1', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 421 Carolina is not overrated Carolina is overrated sarcasm {'snum': '379069450336894976-2', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 422 Carolina is not overrated Carolina is overrated. sarcasm {'snum': '379069450336894976-3', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 423 Carolina is not overrated Carolina is overrated. sarcasm {'snum': '379069450336894976-4', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 424 Carolina is not overrated Carolina is overrated. sarcasm {'snum': '379069450336894976-5', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 425 Glad such a fair game was called, and penn state got beaten fair and square #fuckrefs That game was unfair. sarcasm {'snum': '379051032007172096-1', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 426 Glad such a fair game was called, and penn state got beaten fair and square #fuckrefs The game was not called fairly and penn state did not get beaten fair and square. sarcasm {'snum': '379051032007172096-2', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 427 Glad such a fair game was called, and penn state got beaten fair and square #fuckrefs An unfair game was called, and penn state was beaten unfairly. sarcasm {'snum': '379051032007172096-3', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 428 Glad such a fair game was called, and penn state got beaten fair and square #fuckrefs Penn State got robbed by officiating that was terrible and biased. sarcasm {'snum': '379051032007172096-4', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 429 Glad such a fair game was called, and penn state got beaten fair and square #fuckrefs I'm mad the game was unfairly called, and penn state got beaten because of it #fuckrefs sarcasm {'snum': '379051032007172096-5', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 430 I really love it when I miss two buses ? #moi? I actually hate when I miss two buses. sarcasm {'snum': '400677471596871680-1', 'incongruency': 'explicit'} ? 431 I really love it when I miss two buses ? #moi? I really hate it when I miss two buses ? #moi? sarcasm {'snum': '400677471596871680-2', 'incongruency': 'explicit'} ? 432 I really love it when I miss two buses ? #moi? I really hate it when I miss two buses sarcasm {'snum': '400677471596871680-3', 'incongruency': 'explicit'} ? 433 I really love it when I miss two buses ? #moi? I really hate it when I miss two buses ? #moi? sarcasm {'snum': '400677471596871680-4', 'incongruency': 'explicit'} ? 434 I really love it when I miss two buses ? #moi? I really hate it when I miss two buses ? #moi? sarcasm {'snum': '400677471596871680-5', 'incongruency': 'explicit'} ? 435 Hooray for two hour breaks... I don't like 2 hour breaks. sarcasm {'snum': '385403623422693376-1', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 436 Hooray for two hour breaks... I don't like two hour breaks. sarcasm {'snum': '385403623422693376-2', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 437 Hooray for two hour breaks... I hate two hour breaks... sarcasm {'snum': '385403623422693376-3', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 438 Hooray for two hour breaks... I wish I didn't only get a two hour break... sarcasm {'snum': '385403623422693376-4', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 439 Hooray for two hour breaks... Our breaks are too short. sarcasm {'snum': '385403623422693376-5', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 440 I just love it when everyone states that they've put their heating on, it's such interesting information I hate when everyone states that they've put their heating on, it's not interesting information. sarcasm {'snum': '379191187112214528-1', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 441 I just love it when everyone states that they've put their heating on, it's such interesting information I just hate it when everyone states that they've put their heating on, it's such uninteresting information sarcasm {'snum': '379191187112214528-2', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 442 I just love it when everyone states that they've put their heating on, it's such interesting information I just hate it when everyone states that they've put their heating on, it's not interesting information sarcasm {'snum': '379191187112214528-3', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 443 I just love it when everyone states that they've put their heating on, it's such interesting information It really bothers me when people put useless information on their page, like they've just put their heat on. sarcasm {'snum': '379191187112214528-4', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 444 I just love it when everyone states that they've put their heating on, it's such interesting information Many people are sharing that they've turned their heat on. sarcasm {'snum': '379191187112214528-5', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 445 ToUser I really like it when you don't tell me anything. I really don't like it when you don't tell me anything. sarcasm {'snum': '378970225078595585-1', 'incongruency': 'explicit'} ? 446 ToUser I really like it when you don't tell me anything. I need you to tell me everything I should know. sarcasm {'snum': '378970225078595585-2', 'incongruency': 'explicit'} ? 447 ToUser I really like it when you don't tell me anything. I hate when you don't tell me anything. sarcasm {'snum': '378970225078595585-3', 'incongruency': 'explicit'} ? 448 ToUser I really like it when you don't tell me anything. I really dislike it when you don;t tell me anything. sarcasm {'snum': '378970225078595585-4', 'incongruency': 'explicit'} ? 449 ToUser I really like it when you don't tell me anything. I really hate it when you don't tell me anything sarcasm {'snum': '378970225078595585-5', 'incongruency': 'explicit'} ? 450 Glad I got to see you this weekend. Lol I'm not happy I didn't get to see you this weekend. sarcasm {'snum': '404674195428110336-1', 'incongruency': 'explicit'} ? 451 Glad I got to see you this weekend. Lol I'm unhappy that I saw you this weekend. sarcasm {'snum': '404674195428110336-2', 'incongruency': 'explicit'} ? 452 Glad I got to see you this weekend. Lol I'm not happy I got to see you this weekend. sarcasm {'snum': '404674195428110336-3', 'incongruency': 'explicit'} ? 453 Glad I got to see you this weekend. Lol Not Glad I got to see you this weekend. Lol sarcasm {'snum': '404674195428110336-4', 'incongruency': 'explicit'} ? 454 Glad I got to see you this weekend. Lol I really didn't enjoy seeing you this weekend. sarcasm {'snum': '404674195428110336-5', 'incongruency': 'explicit'} ? 455 Nothing I like more than coming back from a nice weekend away to a flooded room #stinky #homeless Nothing I hate more than coming back from a nice weekend away to a flooded room #stinky #homeless sarcasm {'snum': '405006123071467520-1', 'incongruency': 'explicit'} ? 456 Nothing I like more than coming back from a nice weekend away to a flooded room #stinky #homeless I hate returning from a nice weekend away to flooded room. sarcasm {'snum': '405006123071467520-2', 'incongruency': 'explicit'} ? 457 Nothing I like more than coming back from a nice weekend away to a flooded room #stinky #homeless I hate coming home from a nice weekend away and finding my room is flooded. sarcasm {'snum': '405006123071467520-3', 'incongruency': 'explicit'} ? 458 Nothing I like more than coming back from a nice weekend away to a flooded room #stinky #homeless Nothing I like less than coming back from a nice weekend away to a flooded room #stinky #homeless sarcasm {'snum': '405006123071467520-4', 'incongruency': 'explicit'} ? 459 Nothing I like more than coming back from a nice weekend away to a flooded room #stinky #homeless I can't believe I came back from a nice weekend away to a flooded room. It smells horrible and now I'm homeless. sarcasm {'snum': '405006123071467520-5', 'incongruency': 'explicit'} ? 460 Waking up every 3 hours to change ice packs lovely Waking up every 3 hours to change ice packs is not fun. sarcasm {'snum': '379178094814187520-1', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 461 Waking up every 3 hours to change ice packs lovely I hate loosing sleep because I have a problem that requires me to put cold ice packs on it every 3 hours. sarcasm {'snum': '379178094814187520-2', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 462 Waking up every 3 hours to change ice packs lovely changing icepacks every 3 hours is a pain in the ass sarcasm {'snum': '379178094814187520-3', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 463 Waking up every 3 hours to change ice packs lovely I hate waking every 3 hours to replenish ice packs. sarcasm {'snum': '379178094814187520-4', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 464 Waking up every 3 hours to change ice packs lovely Waking up every 3 hours to change ice packs is not lovely. sarcasm {'snum': '379178094814187520-5', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 465 Two days and I'm back at University. Can't wait. So excited... I'm not looking forward to being back at University in two days. sarcasm {'snum': '378961113750056960-1', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 466 Two days and I'm back at University. Can't wait. So excited... Two days and I'm back at University. I am not excited. sarcasm {'snum': '378961113750056960-2', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 467 Two days and I'm back at University. Can't wait. So excited... Two days and I'm back at University. Too soon. I'm not happy. sarcasm {'snum': '378961113750056960-3', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 468 Two days and I'm back at University. Can't wait. So excited... Two days and I'm back at University. I am dreading it. sarcasm {'snum': '378961113750056960-4', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 469 Two days and I'm back at University. Can't wait. So excited... Two days and I'm back at University. Wish I didn't have to go. I am really not excited. sarcasm {'snum': '378961113750056960-5', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 470 I don't think we have enough candles mom We have enough candles mom. sarcasm {'snum': '379031314457845761-1', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 471 I don't think we have enough candles mom I think we have enough candles. sarcasm {'snum': '379031314457845761-2', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 472 I don't think we have enough candles mom I think we have enough candles mom sarcasm {'snum': '379031314457845761-3', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 473 I don't think we have enough candles mom I think we have enough candles mom sarcasm {'snum': '379031314457845761-4', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 474 Time Warner Cable has great service Time Warner Cable has bad service. sarcasm {'snum': '379006464444346368-1', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 475 Time Warner Cable has great service Time Warner Cable has horrible service sarcasm {'snum': '379006464444346368-2', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 476 Time Warner Cable has great service Time Warner cable has terrible service. sarcasm {'snum': '379006464444346368-3', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 477 Time Warner Cable has great service Time Warner Cable has terrible service sarcasm {'snum': '379006464444346368-4', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 478 Time Warner Cable has great service Tim Warner Cable has horrible service sarcasm {'snum': '379006464444346368-5', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 479 I love being sick on a weekend...... I hate being sick on a weekend. sarcasm {'snum': '378971036609675264-1', 'incongruency': 'explicit'} ? 480 I love being sick on a weekend...... I hate being sick on a weekend...... sarcasm {'snum': '378971036609675264-2', 'incongruency': 'explicit'} ? 481 I love being sick on a weekend...... I hate being sick on a weekend. sarcasm {'snum': '378971036609675264-3', 'incongruency': 'explicit'} ? 482 I love being sick on a weekend...... I don't like being sick on the weekend. sarcasm {'snum': '378971036609675264-4', 'incongruency': 'explicit'} ? 483 I love being sick on a weekend...... I hate being sick on a weekend. sarcasm {'snum': '378971036609675264-5', 'incongruency': 'explicit'} ? 484 Twitter is suggesting that I follow Shaq. Twitter, you know me so well... #wtf #whereisthatcomingfrom Twitter is suggesting that I follow Shaq. Twitter, you don't know me at all. sarcasm {'snum': '379107151446560768-1', 'incongruency': 'explicit'} ? 485 Twitter is suggesting that I follow Shaq. Twitter, you know me so well... #wtf #whereisthatcomingfrom Twitter is suggesting that I follow Shaq. Twitter, you don't know me or my interests so well. #wtf #whereisthatcomingfrom sarcasm {'snum': '379107151446560768-2', 'incongruency': 'explicit'} ? 486 Twitter is suggesting that I follow Shaq. Twitter, you know me so well... #wtf #whereisthatcomingfrom i don't want to follow shaq sarcasm {'snum': '379107151446560768-3', 'incongruency': 'explicit'} ? 487 Twitter is suggesting that I follow Shaq. Twitter, you know me so well... #wtf #whereisthatcomingfrom Twitter is suggesting I follow Shaq. How weird, I don't want to follow him at all. sarcasm {'snum': '379107151446560768-4', 'incongruency': 'explicit'} ? 488 Twitter is suggesting that I follow Shaq. Twitter, you know me so well... #wtf #whereisthatcomingfrom Twitter is suggesting that I follow Shaq. Twitter, you don't know me... #wtf #whereisthatcomingfrom sarcasm {'snum': '379107151446560768-5', 'incongruency': 'explicit'} ? 489 love getting invited places with my friends xoxox I hate when I don't get invited places with my friends. sarcasm {'snum': '379022376291164160-1', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 490 love getting invited places with my friends xoxox I'm upset I'm not getting invited places with my friends sarcasm {'snum': '379022376291164160-2', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 491 love getting invited places with my friends xoxox I hate not being invited by my friends to places. sarcasm {'snum': '379022376291164160-3', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 492 Mr Lawrance has excelled himself with his choice of WWII programs for us to watch this time Mr Lawrence has chose a poor WWII program for us to watch this time. sarcasm {'snum': '379167174914740224-1', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 493 Mr Lawrance has excelled himself with his choice of WWII programs for us to watch this time Mr Lawrance did a bad job with his choice of WWII programs for us to watch this time. sarcasm {'snum': '379167174914740224-2', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 494 Mr Lawrance has excelled himself with his choice of WWII programs for us to watch this time Mr Lawrance's choice of WWII programs for us to watch this time was especially disappointing. sarcasm {'snum': '379167174914740224-3', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 495 Mr Lawrance has excelled himself with his choice of WWII programs for us to watch this time Mr Lawrance has done even worse this time with his choice of WWII programs for us to watch. sarcasm {'snum': '379167174914740224-4', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 496 Mr Lawrance has excelled himself with his choice of WWII programs for us to watch this time Mr. Lawrance picked another bad WWII program for us to watch this time. sarcasm {'snum': '379167174914740224-5', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 497 I seriously forgot what makeup is I haven't used makeup in a while. sarcasm {'snum': '400079271651061760-1', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 498 I seriously forgot what makeup is I obviously know what makeup is sarcasm {'snum': '400079271651061760-2', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 499 I seriously forgot what makeup is I didn't really forget what makeup is sarcasm {'snum': '400079271651061760-3', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 500 I seriously forgot what makeup is I haven't used make up in so longn. sarcasm {'snum': '400079271651061760-4', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 501 Glad I waited the extra hour to start my walk. Now it's 41 degrees instead of 40!! I wasted my time waiting an extra hour to start my walk. It is only 41 degrees instead of 40 now. sarcasm {'snum': '379225153999486976-1', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 502 Glad I waited the extra hour to start my walk. Now it's 41 degrees instead of 40!! I wish I hadn't waited the extra hour to start my walk. Instead of getting cooler, it got even hotter! sarcasm {'snum': '379225153999486976-2', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 503 Glad I waited the extra hour to start my walk. Now it's 41 degrees instead of 40!! It is still too cold to be on a walk. sarcasm {'snum': '379225153999486976-3', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 504 Glad I waited the extra hour to start my walk. Now it's 41 degrees instead of 40!! Not Glad I waited the extra hour to start my walk. Now it's 41 degrees instead of 40!! sarcasm {'snum': '379225153999486976-4', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 505 ToUser I don't miss you at all I miss you. sarcasm {'snum': '378961262199443456-1', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 506 ToUser I don't miss you at all @User I miss you! sarcasm {'snum': '378961262199443456-2', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 507 ToUser I don't miss you at all @User I do miss you sarcasm {'snum': '378961262199443456-3', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 508 ToUser I don't miss you at all I really miss you sarcasm {'snum': '378961262199443456-4', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 509 I love when people sub tweet me. #total #cute I hate when people sub tweet me. sarcasm {'snum': '379104137021227008-1', 'incongruency': 'explicit'} ? 510 I love when people sub tweet me. #total #cute I hate it when people sub tweet me. #total #cute sarcasm {'snum': '379104137021227008-2', 'incongruency': 'explicit'} ? 511 I love when people sub tweet me. #total #cute I hate when people sub tweet me. sarcasm {'snum': '379104137021227008-3', 'incongruency': 'explicit'} ? 512 I love when people sub tweet me. #total #cute I don't like it when people sub tweet me. sarcasm {'snum': '379104137021227008-4', 'incongruency': 'explicit'} ? 513 I love when people sub tweet me. #total #cute Passive aggressive tweets are dumb. sarcasm {'snum': '379104137021227008-5', 'incongruency': 'explicit'} ? 514 Thanks, Comcast, for not carrying the Longhorn Network. #MISSvsTEX I hate that Comcast doesn't carry the Longhorn Network #MISSvsTEX sarcasm {'snum': '379052680024686593-1', 'incongruency': 'explicit'} ? 515 Thanks, Comcast, for not carrying the Longhorn Network. #MISSvsTEX I hate you, Comcast, for not carrying the Longhorn Network. #MISSvsTEX sarcasm {'snum': '379052680024686593-2', 'incongruency': 'explicit'} ? 516 Thanks, Comcast, for not carrying the Longhorn Network. #MISSvsTEX I wish Comcast would carry the Longhorn Network. sarcasm {'snum': '379052680024686593-3', 'incongruency': 'explicit'} ? 517 Thanks, Comcast, for not carrying the Longhorn Network. #MISSvsTEX I wish Comcast would carry the Longhorn Network. sarcasm {'snum': '379052680024686593-4', 'incongruency': 'explicit'} ? 518 Thanks, Comcast, for not carrying the Longhorn Network. #MISSvsTEX No thanks to Comcast, for not carrying the Longhorn Network. #MISSvsTEX sarcasm {'snum': '379052680024686593-5', 'incongruency': 'explicit'} ? 519 An Hour long pep rally sounds like so much fun An hour long pep rally does not sound like fun. sarcasm {'snum': '381108107294035968-1', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 520 An Hour long pep rally sounds like so much fun An Hour long pep rally sounds like not much fun sarcasm {'snum': '381108107294035968-2', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 521 An Hour long pep rally sounds like so much fun An hour long pep rally does not sound like much fun. sarcasm {'snum': '381108107294035968-3', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 522 An Hour long pep rally sounds like so much fun I'm not excited for the long pep rally. sarcasm {'snum': '381108107294035968-4', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 523 An Hour long pep rally sounds like so much fun An hour long pep rally doesn't sound like much fun to me sarcasm {'snum': '381108107294035968-5', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 524 Classy drunks on the floor tonight. The drunk people on the floor tonight are the opposite of classy. sarcasm {'snum': '379104712265830400-1', 'incongruency': 'explicit'} ? 525 Classy drunks on the floor tonight. Trashy drunks on the floor tonight. sarcasm {'snum': '379104712265830400-2', 'incongruency': 'explicit'} ? 526 Classy drunks on the floor tonight. Stupid drunks on the floor tonight. sarcasm {'snum': '379104712265830400-3', 'incongruency': 'explicit'} ? 527 I love going dress shopping and not finding one dress even suitable of trying on I hate going dress shopping and not finding one dress even suitable of trying on. sarcasm {'snum': '379000257495179266-1', 'incongruency': 'explicit'} ? 528 I love going dress shopping and not finding one dress even suitable of trying on I hate going dress shopping and not finding one dress even suitable of trying on. sarcasm {'snum': '379000257495179266-2', 'incongruency': 'explicit'} ? 529 I love going dress shopping and not finding one dress even suitable of trying on I hate going dress shopping and not even finding one to try on! sarcasm {'snum': '379000257495179266-3', 'incongruency': 'explicit'} ? 530 I love going dress shopping and not finding one dress even suitable of trying on I don't like going dress shopping and not finding one dress even suitable of trying on sarcasm {'snum': '379000257495179266-4', 'incongruency': 'explicit'} ? 531 I love going dress shopping and not finding one dress even suitable of trying on I hate going dress shopping when I can find one dress that's even suitable to try on sarcasm {'snum': '379000257495179266-5', 'incongruency': 'explicit'} ? 532 I love sleeping on the couch I hate sleeping on the couch. sarcasm {'snum': '379095247244251136-1', 'incongruency': 'explicit'} ? 533 I love sleeping on the couch I hate sleeping on the couch. sarcasm {'snum': '379095247244251136-2', 'incongruency': 'explicit'} ? 534 I love sleeping on the couch I hate sleeping on the couch sarcasm {'snum': '379095247244251136-3', 'incongruency': 'explicit'} ? 535 I love sleeping on the couch I hate sleeping on the couch. sarcasm {'snum': '379095247244251136-4', 'incongruency': 'explicit'} ? 536 I love sleeping on the couch I hate sleeping on the couch. sarcasm {'snum': '379095247244251136-5', 'incongruency': 'explicit'} ? 537 Chocolate milk for breakfast? Yeah, I've really grown up.. Chocolate milk for breakfast? Yeah, I really haven't grown up. sarcasm {'snum': '397735158897324032-1', 'incongruency': 'explicit'} ? 538 Chocolate milk for breakfast? Yeah, I've really grown up.. Chocolate milk for breakfast. I obviously haven't grown up. sarcasm {'snum': '397735158897324032-2', 'incongruency': 'explicit'} ? 539 Chocolate milk for breakfast? Yeah, I've really grown up.. Chocolate milk for breakfast? Yeah, I haven't really grown up.. sarcasm {'snum': '397735158897324032-3', 'incongruency': 'explicit'} ? 540 Chocolate milk for breakfast? Yeah, I've really grown up.. Chocolate milk for breakfast? I'm immature. sarcasm {'snum': '397735158897324032-4', 'incongruency': 'explicit'} ? 541 Chocolate milk for breakfast? Yeah, I've really grown up.. Chocolate milk for breakfast? I have not really grown up... sarcasm {'snum': '397735158897324032-5', 'incongruency': 'explicit'} ? 542 Dear Maths I love you :'( Dear Maths I hate you :'( sarcasm {'snum': '392277618344857600-1', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 543 Dear Maths I love you :'( Dear Maths I hate you :'( sarcasm {'snum': '392277618344857600-2', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 544 Dear Maths I love you :'( dear maths i hate you sarcasm {'snum': '392277618344857600-3', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 545 Dear Maths I love you :'( I'm not fond of math. sarcasm {'snum': '392277618344857600-4', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 546 Dear Maths I love you :'( I really don't like Maths. sarcasm {'snum': '392277618344857600-5', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 547 Listening to the same sing over and over again, benefits of free radio Free radio is bad because you listen to the same song over and over. sarcasm {'snum': '379255509599404032-1', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 548 Listening to the same sing over and over again, benefits of free radio Listening to the same sing over and over again is one of the drawbacks of free radio. sarcasm {'snum': '379255509599404032-2', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 549 Listening to the same sing over and over again, benefits of free radio Listening to the same sing over and over again, drawback of free radio sarcasm {'snum': '379255509599404032-3', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 550 Listening to the same sing over and over again, benefits of free radio I dislike that free radio plays the same song over and over again. sarcasm {'snum': '379255509599404032-4', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 551 Listening to the same sing over and over again, benefits of free radio Listening to the same song over and over again is one of the drawbacks of free radio. sarcasm {'snum': '379255509599404032-5', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 552 You're short'. Ohhh really I never knew that!!! It's rude when people tell me 'You're short.' I already know that. sarcasm {'snum': '384930772777713664-1', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 553 You're short'. Ohhh really I never knew that!!! I obviously knew that. sarcasm {'snum': '384930772777713664-2', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 554 You're short'. Ohhh really I never knew that!!! You're short'. I know I'm short and I hate when people say that! sarcasm {'snum': '384930772777713664-3', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 555 You're short'. Ohhh really I never knew that!!! You're short. Yes, I obviously knew that. sarcasm {'snum': '384930772777713664-4', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 556 You're short'. Ohhh really I never knew that!!! You're short. I know this. sarcasm {'snum': '384930772777713664-5', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 557 Getting my lunch at 5:30 is perfect I don't like that I got my lunch at 5:30. sarcasm {'snum': '397780203025731584-1', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 558 Getting my lunch at 5:30 is perfect I should be eating dinner at 5:30, not lunch. sarcasm {'snum': '397780203025731584-2', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 559 Getting my lunch at 5:30 is perfect Getting my lunch at 5:30 is not ideal. sarcasm {'snum': '397780203025731584-3', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 560 Getting my lunch at 5:30 is perfect I dislike getting my lunch at 5:30. sarcasm {'snum': '397780203025731584-4', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 561 Getting my lunch at 5:30 is perfect Getting my lunch at 5:30 is not perfect. sarcasm {'snum': '397780203025731584-5', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 562 I like how most college students pay 35k+ just to party #smart I think it's dumb how most college students pay $35k+ just to party. sarcasm {'snum': '379086266379558912-1', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 563 I like how most college students pay 35k+ just to party #smart I hate how most college students pay 35k+ just to party. sarcasm {'snum': '379086266379558912-2', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 564 I like how most college students pay 35k+ just to party #smart I dislike how most college students pay 35k+ just to party. sarcasm {'snum': '379086266379558912-3', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 565 I like how most college students pay 35k+ just to party #smart It's stupid that college students pay $35K+ just to party. sarcasm {'snum': '379086266379558912-4', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 566 I like how most college students pay 35k+ just to party #smart College students pay up to $35,000 just to party, seems ironic sarcasm {'snum': '379086266379558912-5', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 567 How I'm spending my Saturday night. Studying and babysitting. IM HAVING A BLAST. #tone... http://t.co/zlQjNFvW0M How I'm spending my Saturday night. Studying and babysitting. I'm not having fun. sarcasm {'snum': '384101993624903680-1', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 568 How I'm spending my Saturday night. Studying and babysitting. IM HAVING A BLAST. #tone... http://t.co/zlQjNFvW0M How I'm spending my Saturday night. Studying and babysitting. IM HAVING A TERRIBLE TIME. sarcasm {'snum': '384101993624903680-2', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 569 How I'm spending my Saturday night. Studying and babysitting. IM HAVING A BLAST. #tone... http://t.co/zlQjNFvW0M I'm spendin my Saturday night studying and babysitting. I'm not having any fun. sarcasm {'snum': '384101993624903680-3', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 570 How I'm spending my Saturday night. Studying and babysitting. IM HAVING A BLAST. #tone... http://t.co/zlQjNFvW0M My Saturday night is boring. sarcasm {'snum': '384101993624903680-4', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 571 How I'm spending my Saturday night. Studying and babysitting. IM HAVING A BLAST. #tone... http://t.co/zlQjNFvW0M This Saturday is not fun because I am studying and babysitting. sarcasm {'snum': '384101993624903680-5', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 572 i love it when people just suddenly stop replying and never speak again, oh I hate it when people just suddenly stop replying and never speak again. sarcasm {'snum': '379151173653385216-1', 'incongruency': 'explicit'} ? 573 i love it when people just suddenly stop replying and never speak again, oh I hate it when people just suddenly stop replying and never speak again. sarcasm {'snum': '379151173653385216-2', 'incongruency': 'explicit'} ? 574 i love it when people just suddenly stop replying and never speak again, oh i hate it when people just suddenly stop replying and never speak again, oh sarcasm {'snum': '379151173653385216-3', 'incongruency': 'explicit'} ? 575 i love it when people just suddenly stop replying and never speak again, oh I hate it when people just suddenly stop replying and never speak again. sarcasm {'snum': '379151173653385216-4', 'incongruency': 'explicit'} ? 576 i love it when people just suddenly stop replying and never speak again, oh i don't love it when people just suddenly stop replying and never speak again, oh sarcasm {'snum': '379151173653385216-5', 'incongruency': 'explicit'} ? 577 Gotta love working on Christmas Eve!!! I hate working on Christmas Eve!! sarcasm {'snum': '415590764325142528-1', 'incongruency': 'explicit'} ? 578 Gotta love working on Christmas Eve!!! I hate working on Christmas Eve!!! sarcasm {'snum': '415590764325142528-2', 'incongruency': 'explicit'} ? 579 Gotta love working on Christmas Eve!!! working on christmas eve sucks sarcasm {'snum': '415590764325142528-3', 'incongruency': 'explicit'} ? 580 Gotta love working on Christmas Eve!!! Gotta hate working on Christmas Eve!!! sarcasm {'snum': '415590764325142528-4', 'incongruency': 'explicit'} ? 581 Gotta love working on Christmas Eve!!! I hate working on Christmas Eve!!! sarcasm {'snum': '415590764325142528-5', 'incongruency': 'explicit'} ? 582 How did I get so lucky to be in the same restaurant as you? I don't like that you are in this restaurant with me. sarcasm {'snum': '379039148574666752-1', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 583 How did I get so lucky to be in the same restaurant as you? How did I get so unlucky to be in the same restaurant as you? sarcasm {'snum': '379039148574666752-2', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 584 How did I get so lucky to be in the same restaurant as you? How am I so unlucky that we're in the same restaurant? sarcasm {'snum': '379039148574666752-3', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 585 How did I get so lucky to be in the same restaurant as you? I'm surprised to see you at this restaurant. sarcasm {'snum': '379039148574666752-4', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 586 How did I get so lucky to be in the same restaurant as you? How did I get so unlucky to be in the same restaurant as you? sarcasm {'snum': '379039148574666752-5', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 587 Awesome weather in Scotland today. Terrible weather in Scotland today. sarcasm {'snum': '391263284957290496-1', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 588 Awesome weather in Scotland today. Terrible weather in Scotland today. sarcasm {'snum': '391263284957290496-2', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 589 Awesome weather in Scotland today. Horrible weather in Scotland today. sarcasm {'snum': '391263284957290496-3', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 590 Awesome weather in Scotland today. Horrible weather in Scotland today. sarcasm {'snum': '391263284957290496-4', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 591 Awesome weather in Scotland today. Awful weather in Scotland today. sarcasm {'snum': '391263284957290496-5', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 592 Eating before bed is always healthy Eating before bed is not healthy. sarcasm {'snum': '379086678318514176-1', 'incongruency': 'explicit'} ? 593 Eating before bed is always healthy Eating before bed is seldom healthy. sarcasm {'snum': '379086678318514176-2', 'incongruency': 'explicit'} ? 594 Eating before bed is always healthy Eating before bed is unhealthy sarcasm {'snum': '379086678318514176-3', 'incongruency': 'explicit'} ? 595 Eating before bed is always healthy Eating before bed is never healthy sarcasm {'snum': '379086678318514176-4', 'incongruency': 'explicit'} ? 596 Eating before bed is always healthy Eating before bed is not healthy. sarcasm {'snum': '379086678318514176-5', 'incongruency': 'explicit'} ? 597 Favourite thing about Facebook messenger has to be that thumbs up thing #sofunny #lols ? Least favorite thing about Facebook messenger has to be that thumbs up thing. sarcasm {'snum': '409282383104729088-1', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 598 Favourite thing about Facebook messenger has to be that thumbs up thing #sofunny #lols ? The thing I hate most about Facebook messenger is the Thumbs Up symbol. sarcasm {'snum': '409282383104729088-2', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 599 Favourite thing about Facebook messenger has to be that thumbs up thing #sofunny #lols ? My least favourite thing about Facebook messenger has to be that thumbs up thing. sarcasm {'snum': '409282383104729088-3', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 600 Favourite thing about Facebook messenger has to be that thumbs up thing #sofunny #lols ? the thumbs up icon on facebook is dumb sarcasm {'snum': '409282383104729088-4', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 601 Favourite thing about Facebook messenger has to be that thumbs up thing #sofunny #lols ? Least Favourite thing about Facebook messenger has to be that thumbs up thing #notfunny #lols ? sarcasm {'snum': '409282383104729088-5', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 602 Awwww you're so cute! Look at you being all dramatic and immature! #Really? #GetALife You aren't cute when you act all dramatic and immature! sarcasm {'snum': '425467035393736704-1', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 603 Awwww you're so cute! Look at you being all dramatic and immature! #Really? #GetALife You being over dramatic and immature makes you seem like a child. #Really? #GetALife sarcasm {'snum': '425467035393736704-2', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 604 Awwww you're so cute! Look at you being all dramatic and immature! #Really? #GetALife Your dramatic and immature actions are not cute at all. sarcasm {'snum': '425467035393736704-3', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 605 Thunderstorm and rain tomorrow..! That's great Thunderstorm and rain tomorrow..! That's not great sarcasm {'snum': '379130366683910144-1', 'incongruency': 'explicit'} ? 606 Thunderstorm and rain tomorrow..! That's great Thunderstorm and rain tomorrow..! That's horrible sarcasm {'snum': '379130366683910144-2', 'incongruency': 'explicit'} ? 607 Thunderstorm and rain tomorrow..! That's great Thunderstorm and rain tomorrow..! That's not good sarcasm {'snum': '379130366683910144-3', 'incongruency': 'explicit'} ? 608 Thunderstorm and rain tomorrow..! That's great Thunderstorm and rain tomorrow..! That's horrible sarcasm {'snum': '379130366683910144-4', 'incongruency': 'explicit'} ? 609 Thunderstorm and rain tomorrow..! That's great I'm unhappy that tomorrow's forecast includes thunderstorms and rain. sarcasm {'snum': '379130366683910144-5', 'incongruency': 'explicit'} ? 610 Thanks to whoever sprayed fire extinguishers in the chase basement at 4a.m. #iappreciateit It wasn't pleased when I saw that somebody sprayed the fire extinguisher. sarcasm {'snum': '379168698822828032-1', 'incongruency': 'explicit'} ? 611 Thanks to whoever sprayed fire extinguishers in the chase basement at 4a.m. #iappreciateit I don't appreciate whoever sprayed fire extinguishers in the chase basement at 4a.m. sarcasm {'snum': '379168698822828032-2', 'incongruency': 'explicit'} ? 612 Thanks to whoever sprayed fire extinguishers in the chase basement at 4a.m. #iappreciateit Woe to the person who sprayed fire extinguishers in the chase basement at 4 a.m. sarcasm {'snum': '379168698822828032-3', 'incongruency': 'explicit'} ? 613 Thanks to whoever sprayed fire extinguishers in the chase basement at 4a.m. #iappreciateit I'm really mad that someone sprayed fire extinguishers in the chase basement at 4 AM. sarcasm {'snum': '379168698822828032-4', 'incongruency': 'explicit'} ? 614 Thanks to whoever sprayed fire extinguishers in the chase basement at 4a.m. #iappreciateit No thanks to whoever sprayed fire extinguishers in the chase basement at 4a.m. #idontappreciateit sarcasm {'snum': '379168698822828032-5', 'incongruency': 'explicit'} ? 615 Can one more person please get engaged? #everyday Alot of people have got engaged. sarcasm {'snum': '423178050487205888-1', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 616 Can one more person please get engaged? #everyday Why are there so many people getting engaged? #everyday sarcasm {'snum': '423178050487205888-2', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 617 Can one more person please get engaged? #everyday I'm tired of seeing everyone getting engaged. sarcasm {'snum': '423178050487205888-3', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 618 Can one more person please get engaged? #everyday It is annoying that so many people are getting engaged recently. sarcasm {'snum': '423178050487205888-4', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 619 Can one more person please get engaged? #everyday Everyone around me is getting engaged. sarcasm {'snum': '423178050487205888-5', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 620 Stretching my jeans to a comfortable wear is by far the favorite part of my day, what's yours? Stretching my jeans to a comfortable wear is by far my least favorite part of my day, what's yours? sarcasm {'snum': '378997714937458688-1', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 621 Stretching my jeans to a comfortable wear is by far the favorite part of my day, what's yours? I do not enjoy stretching my jeans to a comfortable wear. sarcasm {'snum': '378997714937458688-2', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 622 Stretching my jeans to a comfortable wear is by far the favorite part of my day, what's yours? I hate stretching my jeans so they're comfortable to wear. sarcasm {'snum': '378997714937458688-3', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 623 Stretching my jeans to a comfortable wear is by far the favorite part of my day, what's yours? I like it when my jeans fit right. sarcasm {'snum': '378997714937458688-4', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 624 Yeah... I'm really sure that this what our Lord wanted.... http://t.co/h6bUVcJVdT Yeah... I'm really not sure that this what our Lord wanted.... http://t.co/h6bUVcJVdT sarcasm {'snum': '379044688092598273-1', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 625 Yeah... I'm really sure that this what our Lord wanted.... http://t.co/h6bUVcJVdT Nope... I'm sure that this is not what our Lord wanted.... http://t.co/h6bUVcJVdT sarcasm {'snum': '379044688092598273-2', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 626 Yeah... I'm really sure that this what our Lord wanted.... http://t.co/h6bUVcJVdT I'm really sure that this is not what our Lord wanted. sarcasm {'snum': '379044688092598273-3', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 627 Yeah... I'm really sure that this what our Lord wanted.... http://t.co/h6bUVcJVdT I don't think this is what our Lord wanted. sarcasm {'snum': '379044688092598273-4', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 628 Yeah... I'm really sure that this what our Lord wanted.... http://t.co/h6bUVcJVdT Yeah...I'm really sure that this what our Lord did not want... sarcasm {'snum': '379044688092598273-5', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 629 Kesha looks so sober.... Kesha does not look sober. sarcasm {'snum': '404788278307483648-1', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 630 Kesha looks so sober.... Kesha looks rather drunk. sarcasm {'snum': '404788278307483648-2', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 631 Kesha looks so sober.... Kesha looks so inebriated.... sarcasm {'snum': '404788278307483648-3', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 632 Kesha looks so sober.... Kesha looks so drunk. sarcasm {'snum': '404788278307483648-4', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 633 Kesha looks so sober.... Kesha looks so drunk.... sarcasm {'snum': '404788278307483648-5', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 634 So clearly homecoming will be a blast I don't think homecoming will be fun. sarcasm {'snum': '386291614437494784-1', 'incongruency': 'explicit'} ? 635 So clearly homecoming will be a blast Homecoming will clearly not be fun. sarcasm {'snum': '386291614437494784-2', 'incongruency': 'explicit'} ? 636 So clearly homecoming will be a blast So clearly homecoming won't be very fun sarcasm {'snum': '386291614437494784-3', 'incongruency': 'explicit'} ? 637 So clearly homecoming will be a blast Homecoming will not be very fun. sarcasm {'snum': '386291614437494784-4', 'incongruency': 'explicit'} ? 638 So clearly homecoming will be a blast So clearly homecoming will be dull sarcasm {'snum': '386291614437494784-5', 'incongruency': 'explicit'} ? 639 Well... Thanks for calling me a bitch. That's so sweet of you... Well... Thanks for calling me a bitch. That's so mean of you... sarcasm {'snum': '379013607419170817-1', 'incongruency': 'explicit'} ? 640 Well... Thanks for calling me a bitch. That's so sweet of you... Well... It made me feel bad when you were calling me a bitch. That's mean of you... sarcasm {'snum': '379013607419170817-2', 'incongruency': 'explicit'} ? 641 Well... Thanks for calling me a bitch. That's so sweet of you... Well... I don't like you calling me a bitch. That's not nice of you. sarcasm {'snum': '379013607419170817-3', 'incongruency': 'explicit'} ? 642 Well... Thanks for calling me a bitch. That's so sweet of you... It was so mean of you to call me a bitch, and I am mad. sarcasm {'snum': '379013607419170817-4', 'incongruency': 'explicit'} ? 643 Well... Thanks for calling me a bitch. That's so sweet of you... That was so mean of you to call me a bitch sarcasm {'snum': '379013607419170817-5', 'incongruency': 'explicit'} ? 644 Oh how I love getting kicked out of the yearbook lab Oh how I hate getting kicked out of the yearbook lab sarcasm {'snum': '413388219880079361-1', 'incongruency': 'explicit'} ? 645 Oh how I love getting kicked out of the yearbook lab I got kicked out of the yearbook lab. sarcasm {'snum': '413388219880079361-2', 'incongruency': 'explicit'} ? 646 Oh how I love getting kicked out of the yearbook lab I am upset I was kicked out of the yearbook lab. sarcasm {'snum': '413388219880079361-3', 'incongruency': 'explicit'} ? 647 Oh how I love getting kicked out of the yearbook lab Oh how I hate getting kicked out of the yearbook lab. sarcasm {'snum': '413388219880079361-4', 'incongruency': 'explicit'} ? 648 Oh how I love getting kicked out of the yearbook lab I hate getting kicked out of the yearbook lab sarcasm {'snum': '413388219880079361-5', 'incongruency': 'explicit'} ? 649 My bus didn't show up, awesome have a feeling today is going to be great My bus didn't show up, it didn't feel good. sarcasm {'snum': '391266084696772608-1', 'incongruency': 'explicit'} ? 650 My bus didn't show up, awesome have a feeling today is going to be great My bus didn't show up, that's terrible, have a feeling today is going to be awful sarcasm {'snum': '391266084696772608-2', 'incongruency': 'explicit'} ? 651 My bus didn't show up, awesome have a feeling today is going to be great My bus didn't show up, not awesome have a feeling today is not going to be great. sarcasm {'snum': '391266084696772608-3', 'incongruency': 'explicit'} ? 652 My bus didn't show up, awesome have a feeling today is going to be great My bus didn't show up, which makes me feel like today will not be good. sarcasm {'snum': '391266084696772608-4', 'incongruency': 'explicit'} ? 653 That makes me feel great. That doesn't make me feel great sarcasm {'snum': '379026619727642625-1', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 654 That makes me feel great. That makes me feel horrible. sarcasm {'snum': '379026619727642625-2', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 655 That makes me feel great. That makes me feel horrible. sarcasm {'snum': '379026619727642625-3', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 656 That makes me feel great. That makes me feel horrible. sarcasm {'snum': '379026619727642625-4', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 657 That makes me feel great. That doesn't make me feel great. sarcasm {'snum': '379026619727642625-5', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 658 Yes. The smartest thing would run straight into the other team without the ball secured. You're so smart. Don't run into the other team without the ball secured. sarcasm {'snum': '379060534974619648-1', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 659 Yes. The smartest thing would run straight into the other team without the ball secured. You're so smart. It's not very smart to run straight into the other team without the ball secured. sarcasm {'snum': '379060534974619648-2', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 660 Yes. The smartest thing would run straight into the other team without the ball secured. You're so smart. The dumbest thing to do is run into the other team without securing the ball first. sarcasm {'snum': '379060534974619648-3', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 661 Yes. The smartest thing would run straight into the other team without the ball secured. You're so smart. That was a bad play. sarcasm {'snum': '379060534974619648-4', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 662 ToUser yeah sounds boring, glad they didn't have video coverage this weekend I wish they had video coverage this weekend. sarcasm {'snum': '379010638233620480-1', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 663 ToUser yeah sounds boring, glad they didn't have video coverage this weekend Yeah, it sounds interesting. I wish they'd had video coverage this weekend. sarcasm {'snum': '379010638233620480-2', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 664 ToUser yeah sounds boring, glad they didn't have video coverage this weekend @User yeah doesn't sound boring, too bad they didn't have video coverage this weekend sarcasm {'snum': '379010638233620480-3', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 665 That awkward moment when you can rock your girlfriend's jeans harder than she can... #goodday #awkward #ifw I look better in my girlfriends jeans then she does. sarcasm {'snum': '379048336168214529-1', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 666 That awkward moment when you can rock your girlfriend's jeans harder than she can... #goodday #awkward #ifw I always look better in my girlfriend's jeans than she does. sarcasm {'snum': '379048336168214529-2', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 667 That awkward moment when you can rock your girlfriend's jeans harder than she can... #goodday #awkward #ifw That moment when you can have sex with your girlfriend better than she can. sarcasm {'snum': '379048336168214529-3', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 668 That awkward moment when you can rock your girlfriend's jeans harder than she can... #goodday #awkward #ifw That awkward moment when you can't rock your girlfriend's jeans harder than she can... #badday #awkward #ifw sarcasm {'snum': '379048336168214529-4', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 669 Grandma is being really nice today. ?? Grandma isn't being nice today. sarcasm {'snum': '417863599910944770-1', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 670 Grandma is being really nice today. ?? Grandma is not being very nice today. sarcasm {'snum': '417863599910944770-2', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 671 Grandma is being really nice today. ?? Grandma is being really mean today. sarcasm {'snum': '417863599910944770-3', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 672 Grandma is being really nice today. ?? Grandma is in a bad mood. sarcasm {'snum': '417863599910944770-4', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 673 Grandma is being really nice today. ?? Grandma is being really mean today. sarcasm {'snum': '417863599910944770-5', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 674 ToUser wow so glad you relayed this news to me I wish you would have told me sooner. sarcasm {'snum': '379041403310845952-1', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 675 ToUser wow so glad you relayed this news to me I wish you hadn't relayed this news to me. sarcasm {'snum': '379041403310845952-2', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 676 ToUser wow so glad you relayed this news to me This news is not important. sarcasm {'snum': '379041403310845952-3', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 677 ToUser wow so glad you relayed this news to me I don't care that you relayed this news to me. sarcasm {'snum': '379041403310845952-4', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 678 ToUser wow so glad you relayed this news to me @User this is not useful news to me sarcasm {'snum': '379041403310845952-5', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 679 I love drivers in Detroit! I hate drivers in Detroit! sarcasm {'snum': '379011743545950208-1', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 680 I love drivers in Detroit! I hate drivers in Detroit! sarcasm {'snum': '379011743545950208-2', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 681 I love drivers in Detroit! I hate drivers in Detroit! sarcasm {'snum': '379011743545950208-3', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 682 I love drivers in Detroit! I hate drivers in Detroit! sarcasm {'snum': '379011743545950208-4', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 683 I love drivers in Detroit! I hate drivers in Detroit! sarcasm {'snum': '379011743545950208-5', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 684 Buzzing about the four hour bus journey tomorrow Four hours is way to long to be on a bus. sarcasm {'snum': '379017462563758080-1', 'incongruency': 'explicit'} ? 685 Buzzing about the four hour bus journey tomorrow I am not looking forward to the four hour long bus ride tomorrow. sarcasm {'snum': '379017462563758080-2', 'incongruency': 'explicit'} ? 686 Buzzing about the four hour bus journey tomorrow I'm not looking forward to the four hour bus journey tomorrow sarcasm {'snum': '379017462563758080-3', 'incongruency': 'explicit'} ? 687 Buzzing about the four hour bus journey tomorrow I'm not looking forward to a long journey. sarcasm {'snum': '379017462563758080-4', 'incongruency': 'explicit'} ? 688 Buzzing about the four hour bus journey tomorrow Not buzzing about the four hour bus journey tomorrow sarcasm {'snum': '379017462563758080-5', 'incongruency': 'explicit'} ? 689 Pretty sure dancing in forever high, high heels all night is grrrrrreat for your feet. I know mine feel fabulous! Dancing all night in high heels hurts your feet. sarcasm {'snum': '379146233224232961-1', 'incongruency': 'explicit'} ? 690 Pretty sure dancing in forever high, high heels all night is grrrrrreat for your feet. I know mine feel fabulous! Pretty sure dancing in forever high, high heels all night is terrible for your feet. I know mine feel awful. sarcasm {'snum': '379146233224232961-2', 'incongruency': 'explicit'} ? 691 Pretty sure dancing in forever high, high heels all night is grrrrrreat for your feet. I know mine feel fabulous! Dancing in forever high, high heels is not good for your feel. Mine are hurting. sarcasm {'snum': '379146233224232961-3', 'incongruency': 'explicit'} ? 692 Pretty sure dancing in forever high, high heels all night is grrrrrreat for your feet. I know mine feel fabulous! Dancing all night in really high heels is terrible for your feet. I know mine feel horrible. sarcasm {'snum': '379146233224232961-4', 'incongruency': 'explicit'} ? 693 Pretty sure dancing in forever high, high heels all night is grrrrrreat for your feet. I know mine feel fabulous! Dancing in high heels is bad for your feet. Mine really hurt. sarcasm {'snum': '379146233224232961-5', 'incongruency': 'explicit'} ? 694 I love it when people who are completely full of shit 100% of the time can get whatever they want I lhate it when people who are completely full of shit 100% of the time can get whatever they want sarcasm {'snum': '379000346229870592-1', 'incongruency': 'explicit'} ? 695 I love it when people who are completely full of shit 100% of the time can get whatever they want I hate it when people who are completely full of shit 100% of the time can get whatever they want sarcasm {'snum': '379000346229870592-2', 'incongruency': 'explicit'} ? 696 I love it when people who are completely full of shit 100% of the time can get whatever they want I hate it when people can get whatever they want for lying. sarcasm {'snum': '379000346229870592-3', 'incongruency': 'explicit'} ? 697 I love it when people who are completely full of shit 100% of the time can get whatever they want I don't like it when certain people get their way. sarcasm {'snum': '379000346229870592-4', 'incongruency': 'explicit'} ? 698 I love it when people who are completely full of shit 100% of the time can get whatever they want I really wish people who were full of shit all of the time didn't get whatever they want. sarcasm {'snum': '379000346229870592-5', 'incongruency': 'explicit'} ? 699 justin bieber is so cool LOLOLOLOLOL justin bieber not cool LOLOLOLOLOL sarcasm {'snum': '379099314598838273-1', 'incongruency': 'explicit'} ? 700 justin bieber is so cool LOLOLOLOLOL justin bieber is so uncool sarcasm {'snum': '379099314598838273-2', 'incongruency': 'explicit'} ? 701 justin bieber is so cool LOLOLOLOLOL Justin Bieber is so lame. sarcasm {'snum': '379099314598838273-3', 'incongruency': 'explicit'} ? 702 justin bieber is so cool LOLOLOLOLOL justin bieber is so uncool. sarcasm {'snum': '379099314598838273-4', 'incongruency': 'explicit'} ? 703 justin bieber is so cool LOLOLOLOLOL Justin Bieber is not cool sarcasm {'snum': '379099314598838273-5', 'incongruency': 'explicit'} ? 704 My followers are the best. Thanks for the whopping 2 questions. #killyoselves I only got two questions from my followers. They suck. sarcasm {'snum': '378969354953842688-1', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 705 My followers are the best. Thanks for the whopping 2 questions. #killyoselves I am upset that my followers only asked me two questions. sarcasm {'snum': '378969354953842688-2', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 706 My followers are the best. Thanks for the whopping 2 questions. #killyoselves My followers are the worst. I only got a whopping 2 questions. sarcasm {'snum': '378969354953842688-3', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 707 My followers are the best. Thanks for the whopping 2 questions. #killyoselves My followers are terrible. They only asked me 2 questions. sarcasm {'snum': '378969354953842688-4', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 708 My followers are the best. Thanks for the whopping 2 questions. #killyoselves My followers disappointed me. sarcasm {'snum': '378969354953842688-5', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 709 I love having to watch the #Terps on my iPad. It is really hard to watch the Terps on my Ipad instead of the TV. sarcasm {'snum': '379025914925162496-1', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 710 I love having to watch the #Terps on my iPad. I dislike having to watch the #Terps on my iPad. sarcasm {'snum': '379025914925162496-2', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 711 I love having to watch the #Terps on my iPad. I hate having to watch kids on my iPad. sarcasm {'snum': '379025914925162496-3', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 712 I love having to watch the #Terps on my iPad. I hate having to watch the #terps on my ipad sarcasm {'snum': '379025914925162496-4', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 713 I love having to watch the #Terps on my iPad. I hate having to watch the #Terps on my iPad. sarcasm {'snum': '379025914925162496-5', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 714 i just love doing laundry Doing laundry is not my idea of fun. sarcasm {'snum': '379061203659538433-1', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 715 i just love doing laundry I dislike doing laundry sarcasm {'snum': '379061203659538433-2', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 716 i just love doing laundry I just hate doing laundry. sarcasm {'snum': '379061203659538433-3', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 717 i just love doing laundry I don't like doing laundry sarcasm {'snum': '379061203659538433-4', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 718 i just love doing laundry i just hate doing laundry sarcasm {'snum': '379061203659538433-5', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 719 I love when it down pours at the baseball game. Downpours at baseball games are not my favorite thing. sarcasm {'snum': '379035602202537984-1', 'incongruency': 'explicit'} ? 720 I love when it down pours at the baseball game. I hate it when it down pours at the baseball game. sarcasm {'snum': '379035602202537984-2', 'incongruency': 'explicit'} ? 721 I love when it down pours at the baseball game. I hate when it down pours at the baseball game. sarcasm {'snum': '379035602202537984-3', 'incongruency': 'explicit'} ? 722 I love when it down pours at the baseball game. I hate it when down pours at the baseball game. sarcasm {'snum': '379035602202537984-4', 'incongruency': 'explicit'} ? 723 I love when it down pours at the baseball game. I really hate when it rains at the baseball games. sarcasm {'snum': '379035602202537984-5', 'incongruency': 'explicit'} ? 724 I mean who doesn't love spending an extra hour a week working out when your in the middle of season!!!? #PEmajor It is hard to find an hour to work out during such a busy week. sarcasm {'snum': '383614750799581184-1', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 725 I mean who doesn't love spending an extra hour a week working out when your in the middle of season!!!? #PEmajor I hate working out an extra hour during the middle of a season. sarcasm {'snum': '383614750799581184-2', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 726 I mean who doesn't love spending an extra hour a week working out when your in the middle of season!!!? #PEmajor I hate spending an extra hour a week working out when you're in the middle of season. sarcasm {'snum': '383614750799581184-3', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 727 I mean who doesn't love spending an extra hour a week working out when your in the middle of season!!!? #PEmajor I mean who doesn't hate spending an extra hour a week working out when your in the middle of season!!!? #PEmajor sarcasm {'snum': '383614750799581184-4', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 728 I mean who doesn't love spending an extra hour a week working out when your in the middle of season!!!? #PEmajor I mean nobody likes spending an extra hour a week working out when your in the middle of season!!!? #PEmajor sarcasm {'snum': '383614750799581184-5', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 729 Algebra 2 is definitely one of my favorite classes now. ???? ToUser #TodayWasGreat #Funny I still do not like Algebra 2. It is not my favorite class. sarcasm {'snum': '395318616804970496-1', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 730 Algebra 2 is definitely one of my favorite classes now. ???? ToUser #TodayWasGreat #Funny Algebra 2 is definitely one of my least favorite classes now. @User #TodayWasBad #Sad sarcasm {'snum': '395318616804970496-2', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 731 Algebra 2 is definitely one of my favorite classes now. ???? ToUser #TodayWasGreat #Funny Algebra 2 is now one of my least favorite classes. sarcasm {'snum': '395318616804970496-3', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 732 Algebra 2 is definitely one of my favorite classes now. ???? ToUser #TodayWasGreat #Funny Algebra 2 is definitely one of my least favorite classes now. sarcasm {'snum': '395318616804970496-4', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 733 Algebra 2 is definitely one of my favorite classes now. ???? ToUser #TodayWasGreat #Funny Algebra 2 is definitely one of my least favorite classes now. ???? @User #TodayWasNotGreat #Funny sarcasm {'snum': '395318616804970496-5', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 734 Taking care of everyone is so much fun.. It is not fun having to take care of everyone else. sarcasm {'snum': '379109960283459584-1', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 735 Taking care of everyone is so much fun.. Taking care of everyone is not fun. sarcasm {'snum': '379109960283459584-2', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 736 Taking care of everyone is so much fun.. I despise taking care of everyone. sarcasm {'snum': '379109960283459584-3', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 737 Taking care of everyone is so much fun.. Taking care of everyone is not fun. sarcasm {'snum': '379109960283459584-4', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 738 Taking care of everyone is so much fun.. Taking care of everyone is not my idea of fun.. sarcasm {'snum': '379109960283459584-5', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 739 arctic monkeys + jewish history. best night ever. #gatech #collegelife Arctic monkeys combined with jewish history is not my idea of a fun night at college. sarcasm {'snum': '379138483090362368-1', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 740 arctic monkeys + jewish history. best night ever. #gatech #collegelife last night was very boring sarcasm {'snum': '379138483090362368-2', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 741 arctic monkeys + jewish history. best night ever. #gatech #collegelife Arctic monkeys + jewish history. Worst night ever. sarcasm {'snum': '379138483090362368-3', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 742 arctic monkeys + jewish history. best night ever. #gatech #collegelife Arctic Monkeys + Jewish History. This is not the most fun night. sarcasm {'snum': '379138483090362368-4', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 743 arctic monkeys + jewish history. best night ever. #gatech #collegelife Arctic Monkeys + Jewish History. Lamest night ever. sarcasm {'snum': '379138483090362368-5', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 744 ToUser Oregon's jerseys just keep getting better! Oregon's jerseys still suck. sarcasm {'snum': '378967431797960704-1', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 745 ToUser Oregon's jerseys just keep getting better! Oregon's jerseys just keep getting worse. sarcasm {'snum': '378967431797960704-2', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 746 ToUser Oregon's jerseys just keep getting better! @User Oregon's jerseys just keep getting worse! sarcasm {'snum': '378967431797960704-3', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 747 ToUser Oregon's jerseys just keep getting better! Oregon's jerseys just keep getting worse! sarcasm {'snum': '378967431797960704-4', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 748 ToUser Oregon's jerseys just keep getting better! Oregon's jerseys just keep getting worse! sarcasm {'snum': '378967431797960704-5', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 749 SLO written. Let me take a moment to thank our dear politicians for improving our public schools. #EnoughAlready Having to write a SLO is not helping improve our public schools. sarcasm {'snum': '378955940814266368-1', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 750 SLO written. Let me take a moment to thank our dear politicians for improving our public schools. #EnoughAlready It is our politicians who are not improving our public schools. sarcasm {'snum': '378955940814266368-2', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 751 SLO written. Let me take a moment to thank our dear politicians for improving our public schools. #EnoughAlready SLO written. Our public schools haven't been improved, thanks to our politicians. sarcasm {'snum': '378955940814266368-3', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 752 SLO written. Let me take a moment to thank our dear politicians for improving our public schools. #EnoughAlready Our politicians are not improving public education. sarcasm {'snum': '378955940814266368-4', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 753 SLO written. Let me take a moment to thank our dear politicians for improving our public schools. #EnoughAlready Politicians have not done anything to improve public schools. sarcasm {'snum': '378955940814266368-5', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 754 Finally got my new graphing calculator for 125$!? ? that's so cheap ? I had to spend $125 to finally get my new graphing calculator. That is so expensive! sarcasm {'snum': '383101033250955264-1', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 755 Finally got my new graphing calculator for 125$!? ? that's so cheap ? I finally got my new graphing calculator for $125. It was expensive. sarcasm {'snum': '383101033250955264-2', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 756 Finally got my new graphing calculator for 125$!? ? that's so cheap ? Finally got my new graphing calculator for 125$. That's so expensive. sarcasm {'snum': '383101033250955264-3', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 757 Finally got my new graphing calculator for 125$!? ? that's so cheap ? My graphing calculator was expensive. sarcasm {'snum': '383101033250955264-4', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 758 Loving Runshaw's reliable website servers! Runshaw's website servers are so unreliable! sarcasm {'snum': '379203198180798464-1', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 759 Loving Runshaw's reliable website servers! I don't love Runshaw's reliable website servers. sarcasm {'snum': '379203198180798464-2', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 760 Loving Runshaw's reliable website servers! I hate Runshaw's unreliable website servers. sarcasm {'snum': '379203198180798464-3', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 761 Loving Runshaw's reliable website servers! I hate Runshaw's unreliable website servers. sarcasm {'snum': '379203198180798464-4', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 762 Loving Runshaw's reliable website servers! Runshaw has terrible website servers and I hate them. sarcasm {'snum': '379203198180798464-5', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 763 I love getting stiffed when I take deliveries It is unfair that I get stiffed when I take deliveries. sarcasm {'snum': '378979256006504448-1', 'incongruency': 'explicit'} ? 764 I love getting stiffed when I take deliveries I hate not getting a tip when I make deliveries. sarcasm {'snum': '378979256006504448-2', 'incongruency': 'explicit'} ? 765 I love getting stiffed when I take deliveries I hate getting stiffed when I take deliveries sarcasm {'snum': '378979256006504448-3', 'incongruency': 'explicit'} ? 766 I love getting stiffed when I take deliveries I hate getting stiffed when I take deliveries. sarcasm {'snum': '378979256006504448-4', 'incongruency': 'explicit'} ? 767 I love getting stiffed when I take deliveries I did not get compensated for the delivery job. sarcasm {'snum': '378979256006504448-5', 'incongruency': 'explicit'} ? 768 Oh no Facebook chat went down what a shame #NobodyEverTalksToMe It doesn't make me sad that Facebook chat isn't working since no one ever talks to me. sarcasm {'snum': '380429730916610050-1', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 769 Oh no Facebook chat went down what a shame #NobodyEverTalksToMe I really don't care that Facebook chat went down. sarcasm {'snum': '380429730916610050-2', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 770 Oh no Facebook chat went down what a shame #NobodyEverTalksToMe Oh no Facebook chat went down what a relief #NobodyEverTalksToMe sarcasm {'snum': '380429730916610050-3', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 771 Oh no Facebook chat went down what a shame #NobodyEverTalksToMe Facebook went down, but I don't care. sarcasm {'snum': '380429730916610050-4', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 772 Oh no Facebook chat went down what a shame #NobodyEverTalksToMe Facebook chat went down, but it doesn't matter because no one ever talks to me. sarcasm {'snum': '380429730916610050-5', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 773 As much as people may dislike candidates in the upcoming election it's lame to vandalize signs. Don't those people vote?? It doesn't make sense for people to vandalize an unlikeable candidate's sign. It won't change anything in the upcoming election for the voters sarcasm {'snum': '378951534593073152-1', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 774 As much as people may dislike candidates in the upcoming election it's lame to vandalize signs. Don't those people vote?? People should not vandalize signs of candidates in the upcoming election. sarcasm {'snum': '378951534593073152-2', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 775 Sarcasm: The witty will have fun, the stupid wont get it Stupid people won't get the joke but the smart people will and have fun doing so. sarcasm {'snum': '379073568534843392-1', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 776 Sarcasm: The witty will have fun, the stupid wont get it The witty will have fun, the stupid wont get it sarcasm {'snum': '379073568534843392-2', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 777 monday i start hoover oh yay. I'm not looking forward to Monday sarcasm {'snum': '379153609746698243-1', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 778 monday i start hoover oh yay. Monday i start hoover. I am not excited. sarcasm {'snum': '379153609746698243-2', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 779 monday i start hoover oh yay. I am not happy about starting hoover on Monday. sarcasm {'snum': '379153609746698243-3', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 780 monday i start hoover oh yay. Monday I start Hoover. I'm not looking forward to it. sarcasm {'snum': '379153609746698243-4', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 781 monday i start hoover oh yay. Monday i start hoover oh boo. sarcasm {'snum': '379153609746698243-5', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 782 Annnd, we're in another Flash Flood Warning. Isn't that just hunky-doory-fantastic?! #ColoradoFlood #FortCollins Fort Collins, Colorado has another Flash Flood Warning. sarcasm {'snum': '378975735571939328-1', 'incongruency': 'explicit'} ? 783 Annnd, we're in another Flash Flood Warning. Isn't that just hunky-doory-fantastic?! #ColoradoFlood #FortCollins We're in another Flash Flood Warning. This is a bad thing. sarcasm {'snum': '378975735571939328-2', 'incongruency': 'explicit'} ? 784 Annnd, we're in another Flash Flood Warning. Isn't that just hunky-doory-fantastic?! #ColoradoFlood #FortCollins Annnd, we're in another Flash Flood Warning. That's unpleasant. sarcasm {'snum': '378975735571939328-3', 'incongruency': 'explicit'} ? 785 Annnd, we're in another Flash Flood Warning. Isn't that just hunky-doory-fantastic?! #ColoradoFlood #FortCollins Annnd, we're in another Flash Flood Warning. Isn't that just miserable?! #ColoradoFlood #FortCollins sarcasm {'snum': '378975735571939328-4', 'incongruency': 'explicit'} ? 786 Annnd, we're in another Flash Flood Warning. Isn't that just hunky-doory-fantastic?! #ColoradoFlood #FortCollins We're in another flash flood warning. This is terrible. sarcasm {'snum': '378975735571939328-5', 'incongruency': 'explicit'} ? 787 Try to be a little more trashy, Tallahassee. Tallahassee is really trashy. sarcasm {'snum': '379143200012656640-1', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 788 Try to be a little more trashy, Tallahassee. Try to be a little less trashy, Tallahassee. sarcasm {'snum': '379143200012656640-2', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 789 Try to be a little more trashy, Tallahassee. Its very trashy, tallahassee. sarcasm {'snum': '379143200012656640-3', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 790 Try to be a little more trashy, Tallahassee. Try to be a little less trashy, Tallahassee. sarcasm {'snum': '379143200012656640-4', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 791 Try to be a little more trashy, Tallahassee. Tallahassee is very trashy. sarcasm {'snum': '379143200012656640-5', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 792 Today we travel to Brompton. If you can't motivate yourself to play 90min in the wind and rain then there's no hope! #LOLZA There's no hope for why we should travel to Brompton if you can't motivate yourself to play for 90min in the wind and rain. sarcasm {'snum': '379149887121924096-1', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 793 Today we travel to Brompton. If you can't motivate yourself to play 90min in the wind and rain then there's no hope! #LOLZA Today, we travel to Brompton. The rain and wind isn't very motivating! sarcasm {'snum': '379149887121924096-2', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 794 Today we travel to Brompton. If you can't motivate yourself to play 90min in the wind and rain then there's no hope! #LOLZA Playing a sport in wind and rain takes dedication. sarcasm {'snum': '379149887121924096-3', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 795 As much as I love some world history I really wanna read about 95 theses of a religion I'm not apart off I don't like world history and I don't want to read about 95 theses of a religion I'm not a part of. sarcasm {'snum': '379261809129041920-1', 'incongruency': 'explicit'} ? 796 As much as I love some world history I really wanna read about 95 theses of a religion I'm not apart off I do not love world history, so I don't want to raed about 95 theses of a religion I am not a part of. sarcasm {'snum': '379261809129041920-2', 'incongruency': 'explicit'} ? 797 As much as I love some world history I really wanna read about 95 theses of a religion I'm not apart off As much as I love some world history I'd rather not read about 95 theses of a religion I'm not a part of. sarcasm {'snum': '379261809129041920-3', 'incongruency': 'explicit'} ? 798 As much as I love some world history I really wanna read about 95 theses of a religion I'm not apart off As much as I love some world history I really don't wanna read about 95 theses of a religion I'm not apart off sarcasm {'snum': '379261809129041920-4', 'incongruency': 'explicit'} ? 799 As much as I love some world history I really wanna read about 95 theses of a religion I'm not apart off As much as I love some world history I don't really wanna read about 95 theses of a religion I'm not apart off sarcasm {'snum': '379261809129041920-5', 'incongruency': 'explicit'} ? 800 Every restaurant in town is packed because of the traffic, this is the economic boost we need downtown, traffic no arena! #ymm There is no traffic downtown because we don't have an arena. An arena would give us an economic boost then every restaurant would be packed. sarcasm {'snum': '403691010829479939-1', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 801 Every restaurant in town is packed because of the traffic, this is the economic boost we need downtown, traffic no arena! #ymm Every restaurant in town is packed because of the traffic. We don't need this kind of economic boost downtown! sarcasm {'snum': '403691010829479939-2', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 802 Every restaurant in town is packed because of the traffic, this is the economic boost we need downtown, traffic no arena! #ymm Every restaurant in town is packed because of the traffic, this is not the economic boost we need downtown, traffic no arena! #ymm sarcasm {'snum': '403691010829479939-3', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 803 I love waking up with a cut tongue ... I hate waking up with a sore tongue. sarcasm {'snum': '378985277999431680-1', 'incongruency': 'explicit'} ? 804 I love waking up with a cut tongue ... I hate waking up with a cut tongue. sarcasm {'snum': '378985277999431680-2', 'incongruency': 'explicit'} ? 805 I love waking up with a cut tongue ... I hate waking up with a cut tongue ... sarcasm {'snum': '378985277999431680-3', 'incongruency': 'explicit'} ? 806 I love waking up with a cut tongue ... I hate waking up with a cut tongue ... sarcasm {'snum': '378985277999431680-4', 'incongruency': 'explicit'} ? 807 I love waking up with a cut tongue ... I hate waking up with a cut tongue. sarcasm {'snum': '378985277999431680-5', 'incongruency': 'explicit'} ? 808 English Weather Is Bloody Terrific ## This weather is really bad. sarcasm {'snum': '415269161393483776-1', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 809 English Weather Is Bloody Terrific ## English Weather Is Bloody Terrible ## sarcasm {'snum': '415269161393483776-2', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 810 English Weather Is Bloody Terrific ## English Weather Is Bloody horrible sarcasm {'snum': '415269161393483776-3', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 811 English Weather Is Bloody Terrific ## English weather is awful. sarcasm {'snum': '415269161393483776-4', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 812 English Weather Is Bloody Terrific ## English Weather is not great ## sarcasm {'snum': '415269161393483776-5', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 813 "Movin the last of my stuff andI stubbed my toe.. my pappaw says ""throw some dirt on it and get back in the game"". Runs in the family." "Clumsy like the rest of my family, I was moving the last of my stuff when I bumped my toe. My papa said ""Throw some dirt on it and walk the pain out.""" sarcasm {'snum': '3.79051E+17-1', 'incongruency': 'explicit'} ? 814 Eye infection and sinus infection on my birthday weekend. Perfect! My birthday weekend should have been perfect but I have a sinus and eye infection. sarcasm {'snum': '379008591924977665-1', 'incongruency': 'explicit'} ? 815 Eye infection and sinus infection on my birthday weekend. Perfect! I am upset that I have an eye infection and sinus infection on my birthday weekend. sarcasm {'snum': '379008591924977665-2', 'incongruency': 'explicit'} ? 816 Eye infection and sinus infection on my birthday weekend. Perfect! Eye infection and sinus infection on my birthday weekend. This is unfortunate. sarcasm {'snum': '379008591924977665-3', 'incongruency': 'explicit'} ? 817 Eye infection and sinus infection on my birthday weekend. Perfect! It's terrible to have an eye infection and sinus infection on my birthday weekend. sarcasm {'snum': '379008591924977665-4', 'incongruency': 'explicit'} ? 818 Eye infection and sinus infection on my birthday weekend. Perfect! It's my birthday weekend and I have an eye infection and sinus infection. Not good! sarcasm {'snum': '379008591924977665-5', 'incongruency': 'explicit'} ? 819 ToUser selling furniture on minimal sleep is FUN though! It is not fun trying to sell furniture when I've had little sleep. sarcasm {'snum': '379000601872695296-1', 'incongruency': 'explicit'} ? 820 ToUser selling furniture on minimal sleep is FUN though! @User selling furniture on minimal sleep is unpleasant. sarcasm {'snum': '379000601872695296-2', 'incongruency': 'explicit'} ? 821 ToUser selling furniture on minimal sleep is FUN though! Selling furniture on minimal sleep isn't fun though! sarcasm {'snum': '379000601872695296-3', 'incongruency': 'explicit'} ? 822 ToUser selling furniture on minimal sleep is FUN though! Selling furniture on minimal sleep is NOT fun! sarcasm {'snum': '379000601872695296-4', 'incongruency': 'explicit'} ? 823 ToUser selling furniture on minimal sleep is FUN though! I am selling my furniture without much sleep and am tired. sarcasm {'snum': '379000601872695296-5', 'incongruency': 'explicit'} ? 824 So nice of you to show up today guys #SteelersDefense The Steelers football Defense team play like they don't want to be at the game today. sarcasm {'snum': '397162467803275264-1', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 825 So nice of you to show up today guys #SteelersDefense You finally showed up today guys sarcasm {'snum': '397162467803275264-2', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 826 So nice of you to show up today guys #SteelersDefense It's like you are not even playing today sarcasm {'snum': '397162467803275264-3', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 827 So nice of you to show up today guys #SteelersDefense You didn't show up at all today, guys. #SteelersDefense sarcasm {'snum': '397162467803275264-4', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 828 So nice of you to show up today guys #SteelersDefense You guys did not play well today guys #steelersDefense sarcasm {'snum': '397162467803275264-5', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 829 not feeling the christmas spirit this year. ????? #sweg. http://t.co/41vTU2WZKr You don't have the Christmas spirit this year do you? sarcasm {'snum': '409161251437047808-1', 'incongruency': 'explicit'} ? 830 not feeling the christmas spirit this year. ????? #sweg. http://t.co/41vTU2WZKr I don't like people who don't celebrate Christmas sarcasm {'snum': '409161251437047808-2', 'incongruency': 'explicit'} ? 831 not feeling the christmas spirit this year. ????? #sweg. http://t.co/41vTU2WZKr I am not looking good. sarcasm {'snum': '409161251437047808-3', 'incongruency': 'explicit'} ? 832 not feeling the christmas spirit this year. ????? #sweg. http://t.co/41vTU2WZKr I feel the christmas spirit this year. sarcasm {'snum': '409161251437047808-4', 'incongruency': 'explicit'} ? 833 A man is not complete until he is married. Then he's finished! When a man gets married his life is completely over. sarcasm {'snum': '423149926436986880-1', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 834 A man is not complete until he is married. Then he's finished! A saying is that a man is not complete until he is married. After marriage, his life is over. sarcasm {'snum': '423149926436986880-2', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 835 A man is not complete until he is married. Then he's finished! A man can have a good life without being married. sarcasm {'snum': '423149926436986880-3', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 836 It's always good knowing I'm the favorite child I've always known I'm not the favorite child. sarcasm {'snum': '378984520499724289-1', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 837 It's always good knowing I'm the favorite child I know that I'm not the favorite child. sarcasm {'snum': '378984520499724289-2', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 838 It's always good knowing I'm the favorite child It's never good knowing I am not a favorite child sarcasm {'snum': '378984520499724289-3', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 839 It's always good knowing I'm the favorite child I am not the favorite child. sarcasm {'snum': '378984520499724289-4', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 840 It's always good knowing I'm the favorite child It's not good knowing that I'm not the favorite child. sarcasm {'snum': '378984520499724289-5', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 841 A gym membership is my Christmas present! Yayyy..... ? #idontwanna #lazy #bum I didnt actually want a gym membership as a Christmas Present. sarcasm {'snum': '413034521307512832-1', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 842 A gym membership is my Christmas present! Yayyy..... ? #idontwanna #lazy #bum I did not want a gym membership as my Christmas present! Nooo.... sarcasm {'snum': '413034521307512832-2', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 843 A gym membership is my Christmas present! Yayyy..... ? #idontwanna #lazy #bum I hate that a gym membership is my Christmas present. sarcasm {'snum': '413034521307512832-3', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 844 A gym membership is my Christmas present! Yayyy..... ? #idontwanna #lazy #bum I don't want a gym membership as my Christmas present. sarcasm {'snum': '413034521307512832-4', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 845 A gym membership is my Christmas present! Yayyy..... ? #idontwanna #lazy #bum A gym membership is my Christmas present! NO! #idontwanna #lazy #bum sarcasm {'snum': '413034521307512832-5', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 846 Clearly when I order a burger only pickle and onion, I really mean put ketchup and mustard all over the damn thing I wanted only pickle and onion on my burger not ketchup and mustard. sarcasm {'snum': '402518767990616065-1', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 847 Clearly when I order a burger only pickle and onion, I really mean put ketchup and mustard all over the damn thing I ordered a burger only pickle and onion, but they put ketchup and mustard all over the damn thing. I'm upset. sarcasm {'snum': '402518767990616065-2', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 848 Clearly when I order a burger only pickle and onion, I really mean put ketchup and mustard all over the damn thing When I order a burger with only pickle and onion, I don't mean to put ketchup and mustard all over the damn thing. sarcasm {'snum': '402518767990616065-3', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 849 Clearly when I order a burger only pickle and onion, I really mean put ketchup and mustard all over the damn thing Clearly when I order a burger only pickle and onion, I don't really mean put ketchup and mustard all over the damn thing sarcasm {'snum': '402518767990616065-4', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 850 Clearly when I order a burger only pickle and onion, I really mean put ketchup and mustard all over the damn thing I ordered a burger only pickle and onion and they put ketchup and mustard on it now I am really upset. sarcasm {'snum': '402518767990616065-5', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 851 @User When someone just randomly stops texting you back in the middle of a conversation>>>> #ok I hate it when someone just stops texting you in the middle of a conversation. sarcasm {'snum': '397205942905085952-1', 'incongruency': 'explicit'} ? 852 @User When someone just randomly stops texting you back in the middle of a conversation>>>> #ok It's pretty rude and annoying when you're engaged in a texting conversation, and the other person just stops responding. sarcasm {'snum': '397205942905085952-2', 'incongruency': 'explicit'} ? 853 @User When someone just randomly stops texting you back in the middle of a conversation>>>> #ok I don't like it when someone randomly stops texting me back in the middle of a conversation. sarcasm {'snum': '397205942905085952-3', 'incongruency': 'explicit'} ? 854 @User When someone just randomly stops texting you back in the middle of a conversation>>>> #ok It is rude to end a conversation abruptly. sarcasm {'snum': '397205942905085952-4', 'incongruency': 'explicit'} ? 855 @User When someone just randomly stops texting you back in the middle of a conversation>>>> #ok I hate it when someone stops texting you back in the middle of a conversation. sarcasm {'snum': '397205942905085952-5', 'incongruency': 'explicit'} ? 856 Can't wait to hear from Carnelo's translator I am not looking forward to hearing Carnelo's translator. sarcasm {'snum': '379115065762279424-1', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 857 Can't wait to hear from Carnelo's translator I don't want to hear from Carnelo's translator. sarcasm {'snum': '379115065762279424-2', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 858 Can't wait to hear from Carnelo's translator I don't want to hear from Carnelo's translator. sarcasm {'snum': '379115065762279424-3', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 859 Can't wait to hear from Carnelo's translator Not excited to hear from Carnelo's translator sarcasm {'snum': '379115065762279424-4', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 860 Can't wait to hear from Carnelo's translator I don't really want to hear from Carnelo's translator sarcasm {'snum': '379115065762279424-5', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 861 I can't wait to go grocery shopping suburban style. #ilovenyc I don't like shopping suburban style. sarcasm {'snum': '380858996762349568-1', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 862 I can't wait to go grocery shopping suburban style. #ilovenyc I already miss shopping for groceries in New York City sarcasm {'snum': '380858996762349568-2', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 863 I can't wait to go grocery shopping suburban style. #ilovenyc I dread going grocery shopping suburban style. sarcasm {'snum': '380858996762349568-3', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 864 I can't wait to go grocery shopping suburban style. #ilovenyc I don't want to go grocery shopping suburban style. sarcasm {'snum': '380858996762349568-4', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 865 I can't wait to go grocery shopping suburban style. #ilovenyc I can wait to go grocery shopping suburban style. #ilovenyc sarcasm {'snum': '380858996762349568-5', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 866 Don't you love how an amazing night gets ruined with one phone call? I hate when an amazing night gets ruined with one phone call. sarcasm {'snum': '379131082790014976-1', 'incongruency': 'explicit'} ? 867 Don't you love how an amazing night gets ruined with one phone call? Don't you hate how an amazing night gets ruined with one phone call? sarcasm {'snum': '379131082790014976-2', 'incongruency': 'explicit'} ? 868 Don't you love how an amazing night gets ruined with one phone call? Don't you hate how an amazing night gets ruined with one phone call? sarcasm {'snum': '379131082790014976-3', 'incongruency': 'explicit'} ? 869 Don't you love how an amazing night gets ruined with one phone call? I hate when an amazing night gets ruined with one phone call. sarcasm {'snum': '379131082790014976-4', 'incongruency': 'explicit'} ? 870 Don't you love how an amazing night gets ruined with one phone call? Don't you hate how an amazing night gets ruined with one phone call? sarcasm {'snum': '379131082790014976-5', 'incongruency': 'explicit'} ? 871 I remember every word you said. I do not remember anything you said. sarcasm {'snum': '380619444222832640-1', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 872 I remember every word you said. I don't remember what you said. sarcasm {'snum': '380619444222832640-2', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 873 I remember every word you said. I don't remember every word you said. sarcasm {'snum': '380619444222832640-3', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 874 I remember every word you said. I don't remember every word you said. sarcasm {'snum': '380619444222832640-4', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 875 I remember every word you said. I can't remember what you said. sarcasm {'snum': '380619444222832640-5', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 876 my popularity knows no bounds I am not popular. sarcasm {'snum': '379198976647385089-1', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 877 my popularity knows no bounds I am not very popular. sarcasm {'snum': '379198976647385089-2', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 878 my popularity knows no bounds I have no popularity. sarcasm {'snum': '379198976647385089-3', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 879 my popularity knows no bounds I'm not very popular. sarcasm {'snum': '379198976647385089-4', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 880 Absolutely love being in so much pain im crying and almost being sick #pain I don't love being in so much pain that I'm crying and almost being sick. sarcasm {'snum': '393060590065045504-1', 'incongruency': 'explicit'} ? 881 Absolutely love being in so much pain im crying and almost being sick #pain I hate being in so much pain i'm crying and almost being sick. sarcasm {'snum': '393060590065045504-2', 'incongruency': 'explicit'} ? 882 Absolutely love being in so much pain im crying and almost being sick #pain I absolutely hate being in so much pain that I'm crying and almost being sick. sarcasm {'snum': '393060590065045504-3', 'incongruency': 'explicit'} ? 883 Absolutely love being in so much pain im crying and almost being sick #pain I hate being in so much pain that i'm crying and almost being sick. sarcasm {'snum': '393060590065045504-4', 'incongruency': 'explicit'} ? 884 Absolutely love being in so much pain im crying and almost being sick #pain i hate being in so much pain that im crying and becoming sick #pain sarcasm {'snum': '393060590065045504-5', 'incongruency': 'explicit'} ? 885 Everything sold out #great I hate that everything is sold out. sarcasm {'snum': '383899529051127808-1', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 886 Everything sold out #great It's awful that everything sold out sarcasm {'snum': '383899529051127808-2', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 887 Everything sold out #great Everything sold out. #terrible sarcasm {'snum': '383899529051127808-3', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 888 Everything sold out #great I really wish everything wasn't sold out. sarcasm {'snum': '383899529051127808-4', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 889 Everything sold out #great I'm upset that I can't get tickets. sarcasm {'snum': '383899529051127808-5', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 890 Fighting with you is exactly how I wanted to spend my day off #dontwantthis Fighting with you is not how I wanted to spend my day off. I do not want this. sarcasm {'snum': '378955908178391040-1', 'incongruency': 'explicit'} ? 891 Fighting with you is exactly how I wanted to spend my day off #dontwantthis Fighting with you is not how I wanted to spend my day off #dontwantthis sarcasm {'snum': '378955908178391040-2', 'incongruency': 'explicit'} ? 892 Fighting with you is exactly how I wanted to spend my day off #dontwantthis I did not want to spend my day off fighting with you. sarcasm {'snum': '378955908178391040-3', 'incongruency': 'explicit'} ? 893 Fighting with you is exactly how I wanted to spend my day off #dontwantthis I didn't want to spend my day off fighting with you. sarcasm {'snum': '378955908178391040-4', 'incongruency': 'explicit'} ? 894 Fighting with you is exactly how I wanted to spend my day off #dontwantthis I don't want to spend my day off fighting with you sarcasm {'snum': '378955908178391040-5', 'incongruency': 'explicit'} ? 895 Oh weird, the NFL referees screwed up? That's NEVER happened before. The NFL referees screwed up. This happens all the time. sarcasm {'snum': '422456399847624704-1', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 896 Oh weird, the NFL referees screwed up? That's NEVER happened before. Oh of course, the NFL referees screwed up? That always happens. sarcasm {'snum': '422456399847624704-2', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 897 Oh weird, the NFL referees screwed up? That's NEVER happened before. That's normal, the NFL referees screwed up? That's happened before. sarcasm {'snum': '422456399847624704-3', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 898 Oh weird, the NFL referees screwed up? That's NEVER happened before. Oh, the NFL referees screwed up? That happens all the time. sarcasm {'snum': '422456399847624704-4', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 899 Oh weird, the NFL referees screwed up? That's NEVER happened before. NFL refs make a lot of mistakes. sarcasm {'snum': '422456399847624704-5', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 900 I love being left out. I do not like being left out sarcasm {'snum': '379005371798794240-1', 'incongruency': 'explicit'} ? 901 I love being left out. I hate being left out. sarcasm {'snum': '379005371798794240-2', 'incongruency': 'explicit'} ? 902 I love being left out. I hate being left out. sarcasm {'snum': '379005371798794240-3', 'incongruency': 'explicit'} ? 903 I love being left out. I hate being left out. sarcasm {'snum': '379005371798794240-4', 'incongruency': 'explicit'} ? 904 I love being left out. I feel bad when I am left out. sarcasm {'snum': '379005371798794240-5', 'incongruency': 'explicit'} ? 905 The good thing about Yankees is that they never shut up. Good lord. The Yankees talk too much and I do not like it. sarcasm {'snum': '404709964154822657-1', 'incongruency': 'explicit'} ? 906 The good thing about Yankees is that they never shut up. Good lord. The bad thing about Yankees is that they never shut up. Good Lord. sarcasm {'snum': '404709964154822657-2', 'incongruency': 'explicit'} ? 907 The good thing about Yankees is that they never shut up. Good lord. One thing I don't like about Yankees is that they never shut up. Good lord. sarcasm {'snum': '404709964154822657-3', 'incongruency': 'explicit'} ? 908 The good thing about Yankees is that they never shut up. Good lord. The Yankees are annoying. sarcasm {'snum': '404709964154822657-4', 'incongruency': 'explicit'} ? 909 The good thing about Yankees is that they never shut up. Good lord. I really dislike how the Yankees never shut up. sarcasm {'snum': '404709964154822657-5', 'incongruency': 'explicit'} ? 910 All nighter at the hospital ......again #yes mylife All nighter at the hospital again is not what I want to do. sarcasm {'snum': '379208343849803776-1', 'incongruency': 'explicit'} ? 911 All nighter at the hospital ......again #yes mylife All nighter at the hospital ......again #hate mylife sarcasm {'snum': '379208343849803776-2', 'incongruency': 'explicit'} ? 912 All nighter at the hospital ......again #yes mylife I don't want another all nighter at the hospital... sarcasm {'snum': '379208343849803776-3', 'incongruency': 'explicit'} ? 913 All nighter at the hospital ......again #yes mylife All nighter at the hospital ......again #nothanks mylife sarcasm {'snum': '379208343849803776-4', 'incongruency': 'explicit'} ? 914 All nighter at the hospital ......again #yes mylife Unfortunately, I'm working another all-nighter at the hospital. sarcasm {'snum': '379208343849803776-5', 'incongruency': 'explicit'} ? 915 Wow..big crowd at the camogie finals ..... say its a sellout. There is not a big crowd at the camogie finals. sarcasm {'snum': '379234025569026049-1', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 916 Wow..big crowd at the camogie finals ..... say its a sellout. Wow, the crowd at the camogie finals is small. They were wrong to say it's a sellout. sarcasm {'snum': '379234025569026049-2', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 917 Wow..big crowd at the camogie finals ..... say its a sellout. There's not a big crowd at the camogie finals at all. sarcasm {'snum': '379234025569026049-3', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 918 Wow..big crowd at the camogie finals ..... say its a sellout. Wow..big crowd at the camogie finals .....don't say its a sellout. sarcasm {'snum': '379234025569026049-4', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 919 Breakfast for dinner and chocolate chip cookies for dessert. #balanceddiet #healthyeating Breakfast for dinner and chocolate chip cookies for dessert is not considered a balance diet or eating healthy. sarcasm {'snum': '379021257645522944-1', 'incongruency': 'explicit'} ? 920 Breakfast for dinner and chocolate chip cookies for dessert. #balanceddiet #healthyeating My dietary habits are horrible. sarcasm {'snum': '379021257645522944-2', 'incongruency': 'explicit'} ? 921 Breakfast for dinner and chocolate chip cookies for dessert. #balanceddiet #healthyeating I'm eating breakfast for dinner and chocolate chip cookies for dessert. My eating habits are not healthy! sarcasm {'snum': '379021257645522944-3', 'incongruency': 'explicit'} ? 922 Breakfast for dinner and chocolate chip cookies for dessert. #balanceddiet #healthyeating Breakfast for dinner and chocolate chip cookies for dessert is not a balanced and healthy diet. sarcasm {'snum': '379021257645522944-4', 'incongruency': 'explicit'} ? 923 Breakfast for dinner and chocolate chip cookies for dessert. #balanceddiet #healthyeating Breakfast for dinner and chocolate chip cookies for dessert. #notbalanceddiet #nothealthyeating sarcasm {'snum': '379021257645522944-5', 'incongruency': 'explicit'} ? 924 Oh the absolute joys of a Monday Monday is not a joy sarcasm {'snum': '420055718570782720-1', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 925 Oh the absolute joys of a Monday I don't like Mondays. sarcasm {'snum': '420055718570782720-2', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 926 Oh the absolute joys of a Monday I hate Mondays. sarcasm {'snum': '420055718570782720-3', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 927 Oh the absolute joys of a Monday Oh the absolute pains of a Monday sarcasm {'snum': '420055718570782720-4', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 928 Oh the absolute joys of a Monday Mondays are no fun at all sarcasm {'snum': '420055718570782720-5', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 929 I'm at a promo at a heavy metal show in an orange and white chevron sundress. I don't stick out at all. I'm at a promo at a heavy metal show in an orange and white chevron sundress. I really stick out. sarcasm {'snum': '379026309001011200-1', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 930 I'm at a promo at a heavy metal show in an orange and white chevron sundress. I don't stick out at all. I'm at a promo at a heavy metal show in an orange and white chevron sundress. I stick out a lot. sarcasm {'snum': '379026309001011200-2', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 931 I'm at a promo at a heavy metal show in an orange and white chevron sundress. I don't stick out at all. I'm at a promo at a heavy metal show in an orange and white chevron sundress. I stick out quite a bit. sarcasm {'snum': '379026309001011200-3', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 932 I'm at a promo at a heavy metal show in an orange and white chevron sundress. I don't stick out at all. I'm at a promo at a heavy metal show in an orange and white chevron sundress. I stick out a lot. sarcasm {'snum': '379026309001011200-4', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 933 I'm at a promo at a heavy metal show in an orange and white chevron sundress. I don't stick out at all. I'm at a promo at a heavy metal show in an orange and white chevron sundress. I really stick out. sarcasm {'snum': '379026309001011200-5', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 934 Just think! Next year I'll get to see my dad at the same bars I'll be at #growup Next year I'll get to see my dad at the bars that I will be at and I'm not very pleased about that. sarcasm {'snum': '379122119465914368-1', 'incongruency': 'explicit'} ? 935 Just think! Next year I'll get to see my dad at the same bars I'll be at #growup I am really uncomfortable that my dad doesn't associate with people his own age. sarcasm {'snum': '379122119465914368-2', 'incongruency': 'explicit'} ? 936 Just think! Next year I'll get to see my dad at the same bars I'll be at #growup Next year, I might see my dad at the same bars I go to. sarcasm {'snum': '379122119465914368-3', 'incongruency': 'explicit'} ? 937 Just think! Next year I'll get to see my dad at the same bars I'll be at #growup Just think! Next year I'll get to see my dad at the same bars I'll be at #growup sarcasm {'snum': '379122119465914368-4', 'incongruency': 'explicit'} ? 938 And now my bank charges me to use wawa's FREE atm!! #sweet! #santander I am upset that my bank charges me to use wawa's free atm. sarcasm {'snum': '415140111077363713-1', 'incongruency': 'explicit'} ? 939 And now my bank charges me to use wawa's FREE atm!! #sweet! #santander I wish my bank didn't charge me to use wawa's FREE atm! sarcasm {'snum': '415140111077363713-2', 'incongruency': 'explicit'} ? 940 And now my bank charges me to use wawa's FREE atm!! #sweet! #santander My bank charges me to use wawa's FREE atm! That's not fair. sarcasm {'snum': '415140111077363713-3', 'incongruency': 'explicit'} ? 941 And now my bank charges me to use wawa's FREE atm!! #sweet! #santander I don't like it when my bank charges me to use wawa's FREE atm!! #sweet! #santander sarcasm {'snum': '415140111077363713-4', 'incongruency': 'explicit'} ? 942 And now my bank charges me to use wawa's FREE atm!! #sweet! #santander I'm annoyed that my bank charges me a fee for using a free ATM. sarcasm {'snum': '415140111077363713-5', 'incongruency': 'explicit'} ? 943 I do something nice for someone and I get this in return, awesome. #upsetting I do not like when I do something nice for someone and the reciprocation from them is not what I expected. sarcasm {'snum': '379332855798583297-1', 'incongruency': 'explicit'} ? 944 I do something nice for someone and I get this in return, awesome. #upsetting I do something nice for someone and I get this in return, terrible. #upsetting sarcasm {'snum': '379332855798583297-2', 'incongruency': 'explicit'} ? 945 I do something nice for someone and I get this in return, awesome. #upsetting I got screwed over after doing something nice for someone. sarcasm {'snum': '379332855798583297-3', 'incongruency': 'explicit'} ? 946 I do something nice for someone and I get this in return, awesome. #upsetting I did something nice for someone and did not get the reaction I expected. sarcasm {'snum': '379332855798583297-4', 'incongruency': 'explicit'} ? 947 Oh how I love writing an essay for my psych class instead of watching college football on this beautiful day. I hate how I am writing an essay for my psych class instead of watching college football on this beautiful day. sarcasm {'snum': '378962037545529344-1', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 948 Oh how I love writing an essay for my psych class instead of watching college football on this beautiful day. I dislike writing an essay for my psych class instead of watching college football on this beautiful day. sarcasm {'snum': '378962037545529344-2', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 949 Oh how I love writing an essay for my psych class instead of watching college football on this beautiful day. I would love to be watching college football on this beautiful day, instead I'm writing an essay for my psych class sarcasm {'snum': '378962037545529344-3', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 950 Oh how I love writing an essay for my psych class instead of watching college football on this beautiful day. Oh how I hate writing an essay for my psych class instead of watching college football on this beautiful day. sarcasm {'snum': '378962037545529344-4', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 951 Oh how I love writing an essay for my psych class instead of watching college football on this beautiful day. On this beautiful day I would much rather be watching college football thatn writing an essay for my psych class. sarcasm {'snum': '378962037545529344-5', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 952 I love those people that talk bad about someone else and then hang out with them. I don't like those people that talk bad about someone else and then hangout with them. sarcasm {'snum': '379082328213323776-1', 'incongruency': 'explicit'} ? 953 I love those people that talk bad about someone else and then hang out with them. I hate those people that talk bad about someone else and then hang out with them. sarcasm {'snum': '379082328213323776-2', 'incongruency': 'explicit'} ? 954 I love those people that talk bad about someone else and then hang out with them. I hate those people that talk bad about someone else and then hang out with them. sarcasm {'snum': '379082328213323776-3', 'incongruency': 'explicit'} ? 955 I love those people that talk bad about someone else and then hang out with them. I hate people that talk badly about someone else and then hang out with them. sarcasm {'snum': '379082328213323776-4', 'incongruency': 'explicit'} ? 956 I love those people that talk bad about someone else and then hang out with them. I hate it when people talk bad about someone else and then hang out with them. sarcasm {'snum': '379082328213323776-5', 'incongruency': 'explicit'} ? 957 ToUser wow looks just like me @user That does not look like me. sarcasm {'snum': '378964712911667201-1', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 958 ToUser wow looks just like me @User wow looks nothing like me sarcasm {'snum': '378964712911667201-2', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 959 ToUser wow looks just like me @User wow looks nothing like me to the extent that comparing us is humorous sarcasm {'snum': '378964712911667201-3', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 960 ToUser wow looks just like me @User wow doesn't look like me at all sarcasm {'snum': '378964712911667201-4', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 961 ToUser wow looks just like me That doesn't look anything like me. sarcasm {'snum': '378964712911667201-5', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 962 I love how the meds I'm taking to make the pain go away (so I can enjoy my day) just make me want to sleep all day! #miserable #zzz I hate how the meds I'm taking to make the pain go away (so I can enjoy my day) just make me want to sleep all day. So miserable. sarcasm {'snum': '379087739297095680-1', 'incongruency': 'explicit'} ? 963 I love how the meds I'm taking to make the pain go away (so I can enjoy my day) just make me want to sleep all day! #miserable #zzz I hate how the meds I'm taking to make the pain go away (so I can enjoy my day) just make me want to sleep all day sarcasm {'snum': '379087739297095680-2', 'incongruency': 'explicit'} ? 964 I love how the meds I'm taking to make the pain go away (so I can enjoy my day) just make me want to sleep all day! #miserable #zzz It is really miserable when the meds I'm taking to make the pain go away, so I can enjoy my day, just make me sleep all day so I can do nothing. sarcasm {'snum': '379087739297095680-3', 'incongruency': 'explicit'} ? 965 I love how the meds I'm taking to make the pain go away (so I can enjoy my day) just make me want to sleep all day! #miserable #zzz I really wish the medicine I take to reduce pain and allow me to enjoy my day didn't make me so sleepy and miserable. sarcasm {'snum': '379087739297095680-4', 'incongruency': 'explicit'} ? 966 "Great i inherited all of my mother's ""GOOD"" genes" I inherited all of my mother's bad genes. sarcasm {'snum': '379025961036963844-1', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 967 "Great i inherited all of my mother's ""GOOD"" genes" "I inherited all of my mother's ""bad"" genes" sarcasm {'snum': '379025961036963844-2', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 968 "Great i inherited all of my mother's ""GOOD"" genes" I inherited unfavorable genes from my mother. sarcasm {'snum': '379025961036963844-3', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 969 "Great i inherited all of my mother's ""GOOD"" genes" "Oh no I inherited all of my mother's ""BAD"" genes" sarcasm {'snum': '379025961036963844-4', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 970 "Great i inherited all of my mother's ""GOOD"" genes" I don't like some of my genes. sarcasm {'snum': '379025961036963844-5', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 971 Auburn has always been my favorite team #letthebandwagonbegin Auborn has always been my favorite team. Now other people are going to probably start liking them. sarcasm {'snum': '406970170515947521-1', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 972 Auburn has always been my favorite team #letthebandwagonbegin Auburn has never been my favorite team sarcasm {'snum': '406970170515947521-2', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 973 Auburn has always been my favorite team #letthebandwagonbegin Auburn has always been my least favorite team. sarcasm {'snum': '406970170515947521-3', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 974 Auburn has always been my favorite team #letthebandwagonbegin I hate the team of Auburn.. sarcasm {'snum': '406970170515947521-4', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 975 Auburn has always been my favorite team #letthebandwagonbegin People like a team more when the team is winning. sarcasm {'snum': '406970170515947521-5', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 976 The one time I needed to know a historical figure's full name. THE ONE TIME. Thanks Wikipedia #history #uselesswikipedia () The one time I needed to know a historical figure's full name it didn't happen because Wikipedia is useless. sarcasm {'snum': '379234289734660096-1', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 977 The one time I needed to know a historical figure's full name. THE ONE TIME. Thanks Wikipedia #history #uselesswikipedia () The one time I needed to know a historical figure's full name. THE ONE TIME. Thanks for nothing Wikipedia #history #uselesswikipedia () sarcasm {'snum': '379234289734660096-2', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 978 The one time I needed to know a historical figure's full name. THE ONE TIME. Thanks Wikipedia #history #uselesswikipedia () The information I was looking for on wikipedia was inaccurate. sarcasm {'snum': '379234289734660096-3', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 979 The one time I needed to know a historical figure's full name. THE ONE TIME. Thanks Wikipedia #history #uselesswikipedia () The one time I needed to know a historical figure's full name. THE ONE TIME. No Thanks Wikipedia #history #uselesswikipedia () sarcasm {'snum': '379234289734660096-4', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 980 The one time I needed to know a historical figure's full name. THE ONE TIME. Thanks Wikipedia #history #uselesswikipedia () Everytime I need to know a historical figure's full name I can never find it on wikipedia. sarcasm {'snum': '379234289734660096-5', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 981 Denver vs Oakland tonight should be a close one #gobroncos Denver vs Oakloand tonight won't be a close one. Broncos should win. sarcasm {'snum': '382141705577041920-1', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 982 Denver vs Oakland tonight should be a close one #gobroncos Denver vs Oakland tonight is going to be a blowout. sarcasm {'snum': '382141705577041920-2', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 983 Denver vs Oakland tonight should be a close one #gobroncos Denver vs Oakland tonight shouldn't be a close one #gobroncos sarcasm {'snum': '382141705577041920-3', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 984 Denver vs Oakland tonight should be a close one #gobroncos Denver vs Oakland tonight should not be a close one #gobroncos sarcasm {'snum': '382141705577041920-4', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 985 Business Calculus, a course because Calculus wasn't enough. #fml Calculus is hard enough to learn without mixing it up with a Business course sarcasm {'snum': '379043496981561344-1', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 986 Business Calculus, a course because Calculus wasn't enough. #fml Business Calculus, a course even tougher than Calculus. #fml sarcasm {'snum': '379043496981561344-2', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 987 Business Calculus, a course because Calculus wasn't enough. #fml Business Calculus, a course because Calculus was already enough. #fml sarcasm {'snum': '379043496981561344-3', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 988 Business Calculus, a course because Calculus wasn't enough. #fml Business Calculus, because I have to take another class besides just Calculus. sarcasm {'snum': '379043496981561344-4', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 989 Business Calculus, a course because Calculus wasn't enough. #fml Business Calculus is a course that is even more difficult than calculus. I wish I didn't have to take such a hard series of courses. sarcasm {'snum': '379043496981561344-5', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 990 I feel bad physically and there's an insect above my bed. Beautiful. I love it here so much -_- I hate where I'm currently located. sarcasm {'snum': '379060048728584192-1', 'incongruency': 'explicit'} ? 991 I feel bad physically and there's an insect above my bed. Beautiful. I love it here so much -_- I feel bad physically and there's an insect above my bed. I hate it here so much. sarcasm {'snum': '379060048728584192-2', 'incongruency': 'explicit'} ? 992 I feel bad physically and there's an insect above my bed. Beautiful. I love it here so much -_- I feel bad physically and there's an insect above my bed. This is unpleasant. I hate it here so much -_- sarcasm {'snum': '379060048728584192-3', 'incongruency': 'explicit'} ? 993 I feel bad physically and there's an insect above my bed. Beautiful. I love it here so much -_- I feel bad physically and there's an insect above my bed. Beautiful. I hate it here so much -_- sarcasm {'snum': '379060048728584192-4', 'incongruency': 'explicit'} ? 994 I feel bad physically and there's an insect above my bed. Beautiful. I love it here so much -_- I feel bad physically and there's an insect above my bed. I hate it here. sarcasm {'snum': '379060048728584192-5', 'incongruency': 'explicit'} ? 995 Need to start using this to keep all of my hundreds of friends and adoring fans updates #NotEvenSarcastic They need to start better organizing the people they interact with on Social Media. sarcasm {'snum': '379171419416182784-1', 'incongruency': 'explicit'} ? 996 Need to start using this to keep all of my hundreds of friends and adoring fans updates #NotEvenSarcastic Need to start using this even though I don't have hundreds of friends or adoring fans updates. sarcasm {'snum': '379171419416182784-2', 'incongruency': 'explicit'} ? 997 Need to start using this to keep all of my hundreds of friends and adoring fans updates #NotEvenSarcastic I don't know if anyone will read this if I tweet. sarcasm {'snum': '379171419416182784-3', 'incongruency': 'explicit'} ? 998 So in the last two days of non-stop trading, I have been able to claim a grand healthy total of 2k! #Marvelous #FUT14 So in the last two days of non-stop trading, I have been able to claim the small total of 2k sarcasm {'snum': '379244268151242752-1', 'incongruency': 'explicit'} ? 999 So in the last two days of non-stop trading, I have been able to claim a grand healthy total of 2k! #Marvelous #FUT14 So in the last two days of non-stop trading, I have only been able to claim a meager total of 2k. sarcasm {'snum': '379244268151242752-2', 'incongruency': 'explicit'} ? 1000 So in the last two days of non-stop trading, I have been able to claim a grand healthy total of 2k! #Marvelous #FUT14 So in the last two days of non-stop trading, I have been able to claim a lowly total of 2k! #Marvelous #FUT14 sarcasm {'snum': '379244268151242752-3', 'incongruency': 'explicit'} ? 1001 So in the last two days of non-stop trading, I have been able to claim a grand healthy total of 2k! #Marvelous #FUT14 So in the last two days of non-stop trading, I have only made the low total of 2k. That's horrible. sarcasm {'snum': '379244268151242752-4', 'incongruency': 'explicit'} ? 1002 I love working the concession stand instead of watching the game! I hate working the concession stand instead of watching the game. sarcasm {'snum': '379049302842032128-1', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 1003 I love working the concession stand instead of watching the game! I dislike working the concession stand instead of watching the game! sarcasm {'snum': '379049302842032128-2', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 1004 I love working the concession stand instead of watching the game! I hate working the concession stand instead of watching the game! sarcasm {'snum': '379049302842032128-3', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 1005 I love working the concession stand instead of watching the game! I hate working the concession stand instead of watching the game. sarcasm {'snum': '379049302842032128-4', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 1006 I love working the concession stand instead of watching the game! I hate working the concession stand instead of watching the game! sarcasm {'snum': '379049302842032128-5', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 1007 .@SharylAttkisson Surely you don't think a govt agency would waste our hard earned tax dollars do you? #hud #irs It's unsurprising that a govt agency would waste our hard earned tax dollars. sarcasm {'snum': '379071547220434944-1', 'incongruency': 'explicit'} ? 1008 .@SharylAttkisson Surely you don't think a govt agency would waste our hard earned tax dollars do you? #hud #irs Government agencies like the IRS waste our tax dollars. sarcasm {'snum': '379071547220434944-2', 'incongruency': 'explicit'} ? 1009 .@SharylAttkisson Surely you don't think a govt agency would waste our hard earned tax dollars do you? #hud #irs The government is well known for wasting our hard-earned tax dollars. sarcasm {'snum': '379071547220434944-3', 'incongruency': 'explicit'} ? 1010 .@SharylAttkisson Surely you don't think a govt agency would waste our hard earned tax dollars do you? #hud #irs .@SharylAttkisson Surely you think a govt agency would waste our hard earned tax dollars don't you? sarcasm {'snum': '379071547220434944-4', 'incongruency': 'explicit'} ? 1011 Hate hunting season. The pictures of you and your children holding dead animal carcasses are so flattering. I hate hunting season and the pictures of you and your children holding dead animal carcasses. sarcasm {'snum': '391691005323259904-1', 'incongruency': 'explicit'} ? 1012 Hate hunting season. The pictures of you and your children holding dead animal carcasses are so flattering. Hate hunting season. The pictures of you and your children holding dead animal carcasses are so disgusting. sarcasm {'snum': '391691005323259904-2', 'incongruency': 'explicit'} ? 1013 Hate hunting season. The pictures of you and your children holding dead animal carcasses are so flattering. I hate hunting season. The pictures of you and your kids holding up animal carcasses are so gross. sarcasm {'snum': '391691005323259904-3', 'incongruency': 'explicit'} ? 1014 Hate hunting season. The pictures of you and your children holding dead animal carcasses are so flattering. Pictures of animals killed while hunting are disgusting. sarcasm {'snum': '391691005323259904-4', 'incongruency': 'explicit'} ? 1015 Hate hunting season. The pictures of you and your children holding dead animal carcasses are so flattering. Hate hunting season. The pictures of you and your children holding dead animal carcasses are not flattering. sarcasm {'snum': '391691005323259904-5', 'incongruency': 'explicit'} ? 1016 Its an honor to be under your guidance You are not very helpful. sarcasm {'snum': '403378601921224705-1', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 1017 Its an honor to be under your guidance Its a disgrace to be under your guidance. sarcasm {'snum': '403378601921224705-2', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 1018 Its an honor to be under your guidance I wish I wasn't under your guidance. sarcasm {'snum': '403378601921224705-3', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 1019 Its an honor to be under your guidance Its not an honor to be under your guidance. sarcasm {'snum': '403378601921224705-4', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 1020 my weekend was freaking GREAT ! thanks mother your the best ! #stillpiss My weekend was terrible. Mother, you are the worst. sarcasm {'snum': '397355278154203136-1', 'incongruency': 'explicit'} ? 1021 my weekend was freaking GREAT ! thanks mother your the best ! #stillpiss my weekend was freaking AWFUL ! mother your the worst ! sarcasm {'snum': '397355278154203136-2', 'incongruency': 'explicit'} ? 1022 my weekend was freaking GREAT ! thanks mother your the best ! #stillpiss I had a really bad weekend because of my mother. sarcasm {'snum': '397355278154203136-3', 'incongruency': 'explicit'} ? 1023 my weekend was freaking GREAT ! thanks mother your the best ! #stillpiss my weekend was freaking WORST ! thanks mother your the best ! sarcasm {'snum': '397355278154203136-4', 'incongruency': 'explicit'} ? 1024 my weekend was freaking GREAT ! thanks mother your the best ! #stillpiss my weekend was freaking NOT GREAT ! no thanks mother your not the best ! #stillpiss sarcasm {'snum': '397355278154203136-5', 'incongruency': 'explicit'} ? 1025 Scanning recipes for my grandma is the best way to spend your Saturday. Scanning recipes for my grandma is not a good way to spend a Saturday. sarcasm {'snum': '378958308356259840-1', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 1026 Scanning recipes for my grandma is the best way to spend your Saturday. Scanning recipes for my grandma is the worst way to spend my Saturday. sarcasm {'snum': '378958308356259840-2', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 1027 Scanning recipes for my grandma is the best way to spend your Saturday. Scanning recipes for my grandma is the worst way to spend your Saturday. sarcasm {'snum': '378958308356259840-3', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 1028 Scanning recipes for my grandma is the best way to spend your Saturday. Scanning recipes for my grandma is the worst bay to spend your Saturday. sarcasm {'snum': '378958308356259840-4', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 1029 Scanning recipes for my grandma is the best way to spend your Saturday. I don't want to spend my Saturday scanning recipes for my grandma sarcasm {'snum': '378958308356259840-5', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 1030 Wow for an adult your so mature. I bet all adults act like you do. #Stepmomprobs For an adult you are not very mature. Most adults don't act like you do. sarcasm {'snum': '379075215243747329-1', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 1031 Wow for an adult your so mature. I bet all adults act like you do. #Stepmomprobs You're not very mature for an adult. I don't think all adults act like you do. sarcasm {'snum': '379075215243747329-2', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 1032 Wow for an adult your so mature. I bet all adults act like you do. #Stepmomprobs You're so immature. Other adults are a lot more mature. sarcasm {'snum': '379075215243747329-3', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 1033 Wow for an adult your so mature. I bet all adults act like you do. #Stepmomprobs You are very immature for an adult. No adult would act like you. sarcasm {'snum': '379075215243747329-4', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 1034 Wow for an adult your so mature. I bet all adults act like you do. #Stepmomprobs Wow for an adult your immature. I bet all adults don't act like you do. #Stepmomprobs sarcasm {'snum': '379075215243747329-5', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 1035 ToUser I love Walmart. I feel like I fit in there. #hilarious I hate Walmart. I don't feel like I fit in there. sarcasm {'snum': '379042530425196544-1', 'incongruency': 'explicit'} ? 1036 ToUser I love Walmart. I feel like I fit in there. #hilarious I hate Walmart. I feel like I don't fit in there. sarcasm {'snum': '379042530425196544-2', 'incongruency': 'explicit'} ? 1037 ToUser I love Walmart. I feel like I fit in there. #hilarious I hate Walmart. I stick out there. sarcasm {'snum': '379042530425196544-3', 'incongruency': 'explicit'} ? 1038 ToUser I love Walmart. I feel like I fit in there. #hilarious @User I hate Walmart. I do not fit in there. #hilarious sarcasm {'snum': '379042530425196544-4', 'incongruency': 'explicit'} ? 1039 I'm so glad we have the fox announcers today to explain how important this game is. I had no idea. #stopit #rangers The fox announcers are stating the obvious when they say how important this game is. sarcasm {'snum': '378953863035764736-1', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 1040 I'm so glad we have the fox announcers today to explain how important this game is. I had no idea. #stopit #rangers I'm so annoyed that we have the fox announcers today to explain how important this game is. Especially because we've heard it a hundred times before already. sarcasm {'snum': '378953863035764736-2', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 1041 I'm so glad we have the fox announcers today to explain how important this game is. I had no idea. #stopit #rangers Why are the fox announcers today explaining how important this game is? We know. #stopit #rangers sarcasm {'snum': '378953863035764736-3', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 1042 I'm so glad we have the fox announcers today to explain how important this game is. I had no idea. #stopit #rangers I wish we didn't have the fox announcers explaining how important this game is. I already know that. sarcasm {'snum': '378953863035764736-4', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 1043 I'm so glad we have the fox announcers today to explain how important this game is. I had no idea. #stopit #rangers I don't need the fox announcers today to explain how important this game is. I already have an idea. #stopit #rangers sarcasm {'snum': '378953863035764736-5', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 1044 ToUser How dare you be realistic when it comes to your favorite football team! It is reasonable of you to realistic when it comes to your favorite football team. sarcasm {'snum': '378997122504216576-1', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 1045 ToUser How dare you be realistic when it comes to your favorite football team! People are always biased in favor of their favorite football team. sarcasm {'snum': '378997122504216576-2', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 1046 ToUser How dare you be realistic when it comes to your favorite football team! I wish I could be realistic when it comes to my favorite football team! sarcasm {'snum': '378997122504216576-3', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 1047 ToUser How dare you be realistic when it comes to your favorite football team! @User I like that you are realistic when it comes to your favorite football team! sarcasm {'snum': '378997122504216576-4', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 1048 ToUser How dare you be realistic when it comes to your favorite football team! It's good to be realistic when it comes to your favorite football team. sarcasm {'snum': '378997122504216576-5', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 1049 Wanna know what I love doing 8 hours after a pt test? ..... More pt... Time to start another glorious day... Wanna know what I hate doing 8 hours after a pt test? ..... More pt... Time to start another bad day... sarcasm {'snum': '379206984886530050-1', 'incongruency': 'explicit'} ? 1050 Wanna know what I love doing 8 hours after a pt test? ..... More pt... Time to start another glorious day... Wanna know what I hate doing 8 hours after a pt test? ..... More pt... Time to start another horrible day... sarcasm {'snum': '379206984886530050-2', 'incongruency': 'explicit'} ? 1051 Wanna know what I love doing 8 hours after a pt test? ..... More pt... Time to start another glorious day... I hate doing more physical therapy especially after completing more physical therapy. sarcasm {'snum': '379206984886530050-3', 'incongruency': 'explicit'} ? 1052 Wanna know what I love doing 8 hours after a pt test? ..... More pt... Time to start another glorious day... I'm doing more pt only 8 hours after my pt test. Time to start another terrible day. sarcasm {'snum': '379206984886530050-4', 'incongruency': 'explicit'} ? 1053 Wanna know what I love doing 8 hours after a pt test? ..... More pt... Time to start another glorious day... Wanna know what I hate doing after a pt test?...More pt...Time to start another tough day sarcasm {'snum': '379206984886530050-5', 'incongruency': 'explicit'} ? 1054 I officially have to buy my own groceries #sweet I am not excited that I officially have to buy my own groceries. sarcasm {'snum': '383761135884709888-1', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 1055 I officially have to buy my own groceries #sweet I officially have to buy my own groceries. Yuck sarcasm {'snum': '383761135884709888-2', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 1056 I officially have to buy my own groceries #sweet I don't like having to buy my own groceries. sarcasm {'snum': '383761135884709888-3', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 1057 I officially have to buy my own groceries #sweet I officially have to buy my own groceries. This is awful. sarcasm {'snum': '383761135884709888-4', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 1058 I officially have to buy my own groceries #sweet I officially have to buy my own groceries #notsweet sarcasm {'snum': '383761135884709888-5', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 1059 "So I'm stuck at home studying while my people go to the movies. *** clap clap ** ""yay me.""" So I'm stuck at home studying while my people go to the movies. I am disappointed. sarcasm {'snum': '379029482008350720-1', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 1060 "So I'm stuck at home studying while my people go to the movies. *** clap clap ** ""yay me.""" I'm upset to be stuck at home studying while my people go to the movies. sarcasm {'snum': '379029482008350720-2', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 1061 "So I'm stuck at home studying while my people go to the movies. *** clap clap ** ""yay me.""" "Stuck at home studying and missing out on movies with friends. ***Boring*** ""poor me""." sarcasm {'snum': '379029482008350720-3', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 1062 "So I'm stuck at home studying while my people go to the movies. *** clap clap ** ""yay me.""" I'm stuck at home studying while my people go to the movies. I feel sorry for myself. sarcasm {'snum': '379029482008350720-4', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 1063 "So I'm stuck at home studying while my people go to the movies. *** clap clap ** ""yay me.""" "So I'm stuck at home studying while my people go to the movies. *** clap clap ** ""not happy.""" sarcasm {'snum': '379029482008350720-5', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 1064 Knocking my ankle in bed is always comfortable. #brokenagain Knocking my ankle in bed is always uncomfortable. sarcasm {'snum': '409138190990450689-1', 'incongruency': 'explicit'} ? 1065 Knocking my ankle in bed is always comfortable. #brokenagain Knocking my ankle in bed is always uncomfortable. #brokenagain sarcasm {'snum': '409138190990450689-2', 'incongruency': 'explicit'} ? 1066 Knocking my ankle in bed is always comfortable. #brokenagain Knocking my ankle in bed always hurts. sarcasm {'snum': '409138190990450689-3', 'incongruency': 'explicit'} ? 1067 Knocking my ankle in bed is always comfortable. #brokenagain I broke my ankle knocking it painfully on the bed. sarcasm {'snum': '409138190990450689-4', 'incongruency': 'explicit'} ? 1068 Knocking my ankle in bed is always comfortable. #brokenagain Knocking my ankle in bed is always uncomfortable. #brokenagain sarcasm {'snum': '409138190990450689-5', 'incongruency': 'explicit'} ? 1069 Is there a Red Sox game going on? There is obviously a Red Sox game going on. sarcasm {'snum': '3.89593E+17-1', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 1070 Is there a Red Sox game going on? There is a bad Red Sox game going on sarcasm {'snum': '3.89593E+17-2', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 1071 Is there a Red Sox game going on? I can tell there's a Red Sox game going on. sarcasm {'snum': '3.89593E+17-3', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 1072 Is there a Red Sox game going on? This is not much of a Red Sox game is it? sarcasm {'snum': '3.89593E+17-4', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 1073 Oh you're a dancer? Please show me your twerking and shuffling moves.... I'd rather not see the twerking and shuffling moves of people who think they're dancers. sarcasm {'snum': '390355706462756864-1', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 1074 Oh you're a dancer? Please show me your twerking and shuffling moves.... Oh you think you're a dancer? I really don't want to see your twerking and shuffling moves... sarcasm {'snum': '390355706462756864-2', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 1075 Oh you're a dancer? Please show me your twerking and shuffling moves.... You're not a dancer. Please do not show me your twerking and shuffling moves.... sarcasm {'snum': '390355706462756864-3', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 1076 Oh you're a dancer? Please show me your twerking and shuffling moves.... Oh you're a dancer? Please don't show me your twerking and shuffling moves... sarcasm {'snum': '390355706462756864-4', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 1077 Oh you're a dancer? Please show me your twerking and shuffling moves.... Twerking and shuffling does not make you a dancer. sarcasm {'snum': '390355706462756864-5', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 1078 Working for 7 hours this Saturday is exactly what I wanted to do Working for 7 hours this Saturday is exactly what I didn't want to do. sarcasm {'snum': '378955709633032192-1', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 1079 Working for 7 hours this Saturday is exactly what I wanted to do I didn't want to work for 7 hours this Saturday. sarcasm {'snum': '378955709633032192-2', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 1080 Working for 7 hours this Saturday is exactly what I wanted to do I did not expect working 7 hours this Saturday. sarcasm {'snum': '378955709633032192-3', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 1081 Working for 7 hours this Saturday is exactly what I wanted to do I didn't want to work 7 hours this Saturday. sarcasm {'snum': '378955709633032192-4', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 1082 WELL COLLEGE DIDN'T CHANGE YOU AT ALL, NOT ONE BIT!! College changed you a lot. sarcasm {'snum': '379102095363678208-1', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 1083 WELL COLLEGE DIDN'T CHANGE YOU AT ALL, NOT ONE BIT!! College changed a lot. sarcasm {'snum': '379102095363678208-2', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 1084 WELL COLLEGE DIDN'T CHANGE YOU AT ALL, NOT ONE BIT!! College changed you so much. sarcasm {'snum': '379102095363678208-3', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 1085 WELL COLLEGE DIDN'T CHANGE YOU AT ALL, NOT ONE BIT!! You're the same person you were in high school. sarcasm {'snum': '379102095363678208-4', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 1086 WELL COLLEGE DIDN'T CHANGE YOU AT ALL, NOT ONE BIT!! COLLEGE REALLY CHANGED YOU A LOT!! sarcasm {'snum': '379102095363678208-5', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 1087 Don't you just love those come get me Im in jail phone calls.. . Don't you just hate those come get me Im in jail phone calls. sarcasm {'snum': '379098696505237504-1', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 1088 Don't you just love those come get me Im in jail phone calls.. . Don't we all hate these come get me Im in jail phone calls? sarcasm {'snum': '379098696505237504-2', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 1089 Don't you just love those come get me Im in jail phone calls.. . Don't you just hate those come get me I'm in jail phone calls.. . sarcasm {'snum': '379098696505237504-3', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 1090 Don't you just love those come get me Im in jail phone calls.. . Don't you just hate those come get me I'm in jail phone calls... sarcasm {'snum': '379098696505237504-4', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 1091 Don't you just love those come get me Im in jail phone calls.. . "I hate those ""come get me, I'm in jail"" phone calls." sarcasm {'snum': '379098696505237504-5', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 1092 I haven't seen any photos of kids in Halloween costumes today #weird #Halloween I have seen too many photos of kids in Halloween costumes today. sarcasm {'snum': '395987969779044353-1', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 1093 I haven't seen any photos of kids in Halloween costumes today #weird #Halloween I have seen too many photos of kids in Halloween costumes today #weird #Halloween sarcasm {'snum': '395987969779044353-2', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 1094 I haven't seen any photos of kids in Halloween costumes today #weird #Halloween There are a lot of holloween pictures of kids. sarcasm {'snum': '395987969779044353-3', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 1095 I haven't seen any photos of kids in Halloween costumes today #weird #Halloween No photos in kids in costumes today. sarcasm {'snum': '395987969779044353-4', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 1096 There's dead animal smell coming from the wall behind the oven. Awesome. #NotAwesome There's dead animal smell coming from the wall behind the oven. This is horrible. sarcasm {'snum': '379054386426544128-1', 'incongruency': 'explicit'} ? 1097 There's dead animal smell coming from the wall behind the oven. Awesome. #NotAwesome There's dead animal smell coming from the wall behind the oven. That is terrible. sarcasm {'snum': '379054386426544128-2', 'incongruency': 'explicit'} ? 1098 There's dead animal smell coming from the wall behind the oven. Awesome. #NotAwesome There's dead animal smell coming from the wall behind the oven. Not Awesome. sarcasm {'snum': '379054386426544128-3', 'incongruency': 'explicit'} ? 1099 There's dead animal smell coming from the wall behind the oven. Awesome. #NotAwesome There's dead animal smell coming from the wall behind the oven. That's terrible. sarcasm {'snum': '379054386426544128-4', 'incongruency': 'explicit'} ? 1100 There's dead animal smell coming from the wall behind the oven. Awesome. #NotAwesome There's a dead animal smell coming from the wall behind the oven. This is terrible. sarcasm {'snum': '379054386426544128-5', 'incongruency': 'explicit'} ? 1101 My coolness level just keeps climbing, http://t.co/N4Q675ZdTL My coolness level just keeps declining. sarcasm {'snum': '389453462213099520-1', 'incongruency': 'explicit'} ? 1102 My coolness level just keeps climbing, http://t.co/N4Q675ZdTL My coolness is decreasing http://t.co/N4Q675ZdTL sarcasm {'snum': '389453462213099520-2', 'incongruency': 'explicit'} ? 1103 My coolness level just keeps climbing, http://t.co/N4Q675ZdTL My coolness level just keeps falling. http://t.co/N4Q675ZdTL sarcasm {'snum': '389453462213099520-3', 'incongruency': 'explicit'} ? 1104 My coolness level just keeps climbing, http://t.co/N4Q675ZdTL I keep becoming more lame. sarcasm {'snum': '389453462213099520-4', 'incongruency': 'explicit'} ? 1105 My coolness level just keeps climbing, http://t.co/N4Q675ZdTL I feel uncool. sarcasm {'snum': '389453462213099520-5', 'incongruency': 'explicit'} ? 1106 Why has life been so splendid lately? Why has life been so terrible lately? sarcasm {'snum': '379002452717998080-1', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 1107 Why has life been so splendid lately? Why has life been so rough lately? sarcasm {'snum': '379002452717998080-2', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 1108 Why has life been so splendid lately? Why has life been so horrible lately? sarcasm {'snum': '379002452717998080-3', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 1109 Why has life been so splendid lately? Why has life been so horrible lately? sarcasm {'snum': '379002452717998080-4', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 1110 Why has life been so splendid lately? Why has life been so awful lately? sarcasm {'snum': '379002452717998080-5', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 1111 Absolutely perfect. Slept in half and hour before finals. This is horrible. Slept in half and hour before finals. sarcasm {'snum': '423865372106698752-1', 'incongruency': 'explicit'} ? 1112 Absolutely perfect. Slept in half and hour before finals. It was not good that I overslept by half an hour before finals. sarcasm {'snum': '423865372106698752-2', 'incongruency': 'explicit'} ? 1113 Absolutely perfect. Slept in half and hour before finals. Absolutely horrible. I slept half an hour late on the morning of my final exams. sarcasm {'snum': '423865372106698752-3', 'incongruency': 'explicit'} ? 1114 Absolutely perfect. Slept in half and hour before finals. I slept in until my finals were about to start. This is horrible. sarcasm {'snum': '423865372106698752-4', 'incongruency': 'explicit'} ? 1115 Absolutely perfect. Slept in half and hour before finals. What a bad deal, I slept in an hour and a half before finals. sarcasm {'snum': '423865372106698752-5', 'incongruency': 'explicit'} ? 1116 i'm getting nothing for my birthday.. yay. I am not excited that i'm getting nothing for my birthday. sarcasm {'snum': '378967012510564352-1', 'incongruency': 'explicit'} ? 1117 i'm getting nothing for my birthday.. yay. i'm getting nothing for my birthday.. sad. sarcasm {'snum': '378967012510564352-2', 'incongruency': 'explicit'} ? 1118 i'm getting nothing for my birthday.. yay. i'm getting nothing for my birthday. That's terrible. sarcasm {'snum': '378967012510564352-3', 'incongruency': 'explicit'} ? 1119 i'm getting nothing for my birthday.. yay. I'm upset that I'm getting nothing for my birthday. sarcasm {'snum': '378967012510564352-4', 'incongruency': 'explicit'} ? 1120 i'm getting nothing for my birthday.. yay. i'm sad that I'm getting nothing for my birthday. sarcasm {'snum': '378967012510564352-5', 'incongruency': 'explicit'} ? 1121 What a kick. Our special teams are so good... That was a poor kick. Our special teams are bad. sarcasm {'snum': '379065079347425280-1', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 1122 What a kick. Our special teams are so good... What a bad kick. Our specials teams aren't any good. sarcasm {'snum': '379065079347425280-2', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 1123 What a kick. Our special teams are so good... Our special teams are so bad, it's sickening. sarcasm {'snum': '379065079347425280-3', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 1124 What a kick. Our special teams are so good... What an awful kick. Our special teams are awful... sarcasm {'snum': '379065079347425280-4', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 1125 What a kick. Our special teams are so good... That kick was terrible. Our special teams are awful. sarcasm {'snum': '379065079347425280-5', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 1126 You know, I always love the days when major plot aspects are spoiled for me. Today it was How I Met Your Mother. Woot. You know, I always hate the days when major plot aspects are spoiled for me. Today it was How I Met Your Mother. sarcasm {'snum': '379119086909022209-1', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 1127 You know, I always love the days when major plot aspects are spoiled for me. Today it was How I Met Your Mother. Woot. You know, I always hate the days when major plot aspects are spoiled for me. Today it was How I Met Your Mother. sarcasm {'snum': '379119086909022209-2', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 1128 You know, I always love the days when major plot aspects are spoiled for me. Today it was How I Met Your Mother. Woot. It upsets me when people ruin the major plot of something for me. Today it was How I Met Your Mother. sarcasm {'snum': '379119086909022209-3', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 1129 You know, I always love the days when major plot aspects are spoiled for me. Today it was How I Met Your Mother. Woot. You know, I really hate the days when major plot aspects are spoiled for me. Today it was How I Met Your Mother. sarcasm {'snum': '379119086909022209-4', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 1130 You know, I always love the days when major plot aspects are spoiled for me. Today it was How I Met Your Mother. Woot. You know, I always hate the days when major plot aspects are spoiled for me. Today it was How I Met Your Mother. sarcasm {'snum': '379119086909022209-5', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 1131 Oh boy 49ers again on prime time 49ers again on prime time. I am not excited. sarcasm {'snum': '383285687300009984-1', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 1132 Oh boy 49ers again on prime time How Awful. 49ers again on prime time sarcasm {'snum': '383285687300009984-2', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 1133 Oh boy 49ers again on prime time I'm tired of seeing the 49ers on prime time sarcasm {'snum': '383285687300009984-3', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 1134 Oh boy 49ers again on prime time I'm getting tired of the 49ers always being on prime time. sarcasm {'snum': '383285687300009984-4', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 1135 Oh boy 49ers again on prime time I dislike that the 49ers are on prime time again. sarcasm {'snum': '383285687300009984-5', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 1136 It's just great being a cowboys fan!! It's just horrible being a cowboys fan. sarcasm {'snum': '394561960450088960-1', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 1137 It's just great being a cowboys fan!! It is horrible to be a Cowboys fan. sarcasm {'snum': '394561960450088960-2', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 1138 It's just great being a cowboys fan!! Being a fan of the Cowboys is difficult. sarcasm {'snum': '394561960450088960-3', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 1139 It's just great being a cowboys fan!! It's just horrible being a cowboys fan!! sarcasm {'snum': '394561960450088960-4', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 1140 It's just great being a cowboys fan!! It's not that great being a cowboys fan!! sarcasm {'snum': '394561960450088960-5', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 1141 Oh how fun being home alone on a Saturday while my mother is idk where It's not fun being home alone on a Saturday while my mother is idk where. sarcasm {'snum': '379057639331614720-1', 'incongruency': 'explicit'} ? 1142 Oh how fun being home alone on a Saturday while my mother is idk where It's not fun being home alone on a Saturday while my mother is idk where sarcasm {'snum': '379057639331614720-2', 'incongruency': 'explicit'} ? 1143 Oh how fun being home alone on a Saturday while my mother is idk where It is not fun to be home alone on a Sunday when I don't not know where my mom is. sarcasm {'snum': '379057639331614720-3', 'incongruency': 'explicit'} ? 1144 Oh how fun being home alone on a Saturday while my mother is idk where It is depressing being home alone on a Saturday and upsetting that I do not know the whereabouts of my mother. sarcasm {'snum': '379057639331614720-4', 'incongruency': 'explicit'} ? 1145 Oh how fun being home alone on a Saturday while my mother is idk where It is no fun being home alone on a Saturday while my mother is idk where sarcasm {'snum': '379057639331614720-5', 'incongruency': 'explicit'} ? 1146 My dad and my sister are in SUCH a great mood. My dad and sister are in such a bad mood. sarcasm {'snum': '379003813585117184-1', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 1147 My dad and my sister are in SUCH a great mood. My dad and my sister and in a horrible mood. sarcasm {'snum': '379003813585117184-2', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 1148 My dad and my sister are in SUCH a great mood. My dad and my sister are in such a bad mood sarcasm {'snum': '379003813585117184-3', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 1149 My dad and my sister are in SUCH a great mood. My dad and sister are grumpy. sarcasm {'snum': '379003813585117184-4', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 1150 I am so sad Justin Bieber is retiring. Boo hoo. #GoodbyeMoron I am Happy that Justin Bieber is retiring. sarcasm {'snum': '416608819657969664-1', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 1151 I am so sad Justin Bieber is retiring. Boo hoo. #GoodbyeMoron I am so happy Justin Bieber is retiring. Boo hoo. #GoodbyeMoron sarcasm {'snum': '416608819657969664-2', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 1152 I am so sad Justin Bieber is retiring. Boo hoo. #GoodbyeMoron I am not sad Justin Bieber is retiring. sarcasm {'snum': '416608819657969664-3', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 1153 I am so sad Justin Bieber is retiring. Boo hoo. #GoodbyeMoron I am so happy Justin Bieber is retiring. sarcasm {'snum': '416608819657969664-4', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 1154 I am so sad Justin Bieber is retiring. Boo hoo. #GoodbyeMoron I am so happy Justin Bieber is retiring. Hurray. #GoodbyeMoron sarcasm {'snum': '416608819657969664-5', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 1155 well my life isn't depressing at the moment My life is very depressing at the moment. sarcasm {'snum': '378986754390253568-1', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 1156 well my life isn't depressing at the moment my life is depressing at the moment sarcasm {'snum': '378986754390253568-2', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 1157 well my life isn't depressing at the moment well my life is very depressing at the moment sarcasm {'snum': '378986754390253568-3', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 1158 well my life isn't depressing at the moment My life is depressing at the moment. sarcasm {'snum': '378986754390253568-4', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 1159 well my life isn't depressing at the moment My life is depressing at the moment. sarcasm {'snum': '378986754390253568-5', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 1160 ToUser No cuddling for me tonight. YAY. No cuddling for me tonight. I am disappointed. sarcasm {'snum': '379061290880475136-1', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 1161 ToUser No cuddling for me tonight. YAY. I hate that I won't be cuddling tonight. sarcasm {'snum': '379061290880475136-2', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 1162 ToUser No cuddling for me tonight. YAY. I am going to be alone tonight. sarcasm {'snum': '379061290880475136-3', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 1163 ToUser No cuddling for me tonight. YAY. I don't get to cuddle tonight. I'm sad. sarcasm {'snum': '379061290880475136-4', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 1164 ToUser No cuddling for me tonight. YAY. I'm alone tonight. sarcasm {'snum': '379061290880475136-5', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 1165 Back in West Texas oh what a joy Back in West Texas. I am not happy about it. sarcasm {'snum': '422516214548529152-1', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 1166 Back in West Texas oh what a joy Back in West Texas oh what a disappointment sarcasm {'snum': '422516214548529152-2', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 1167 Back in West Texas oh what a joy I don't like being back in West Texas sarcasm {'snum': '422516214548529152-3', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 1168 Back in West Texas oh what a joy I really hate the idea of being back in West Texas. sarcasm {'snum': '422516214548529152-4', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 1169 Ahahahah locked out, this day keeps getting better I swear I'm locked out, This day continues to get worse I swear. sarcasm {'snum': '385836661135142913-1', 'incongruency': 'explicit'} ? 1170 Ahahahah locked out, this day keeps getting better I swear I got locked out and this day keeps getting worse. sarcasm {'snum': '385836661135142913-2', 'incongruency': 'explicit'} ? 1171 Ahahahah locked out, this day keeps getting better I swear Locked out, this day keeps getting worse I swear. sarcasm {'snum': '385836661135142913-3', 'incongruency': 'explicit'} ? 1172 Ahahahah locked out, this day keeps getting better I swear Ahahahah locked out, this day keeps getting worse I swear sarcasm {'snum': '385836661135142913-4', 'incongruency': 'explicit'} ? 1173 Ahahahah locked out, this day keeps getting better I swear Ahahahah locked out, this day keeps getting worse I swear sarcasm {'snum': '385836661135142913-5', 'incongruency': 'explicit'} ? 1174 gotta love being to one everyone picks on... #thissucks I hate being the one everyone picks on. sarcasm {'snum': '378984441995337728-1', 'incongruency': 'explicit'} ? 1175 gotta love being to one everyone picks on... #thissucks I hate being the one everyone picks on ... #thissucks sarcasm {'snum': '378984441995337728-2', 'incongruency': 'explicit'} ? 1176 gotta love being to one everyone picks on... #thissucks I hate being the one everyone picks on. sarcasm {'snum': '378984441995337728-3', 'incongruency': 'explicit'} ? 1177 gotta love being to one everyone picks on... #thissucks It is uncomfortable when someone picks on me. sarcasm {'snum': '378984441995337728-4', 'incongruency': 'explicit'} ? 1178 gotta love being to one everyone picks on... #thissucks gotta hate being the one everyone picks on sarcasm {'snum': '378984441995337728-5', 'incongruency': 'explicit'} ? 1179 My day was full of joy and completely happiness My day was devoid of joy and happiness. sarcasm {'snum': '395331954624581632-1', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 1180 My day was full of joy and completely happiness My day was awful and saddening. sarcasm {'snum': '395331954624581632-2', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 1181 My day was full of joy and completely happiness My day wasn't full of joy and completely happiness sarcasm {'snum': '395331954624581632-3', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 1182 My day was full of joy and completely happiness I had a bad day. sarcasm {'snum': '395331954624581632-4', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 1183 I love how fake girls can be. I hate how fake girls can be. sarcasm {'snum': '378957392404156416-1', 'incongruency': 'explicit'} ? 1184 I love how fake girls can be. I hate how fake girls can be. sarcasm {'snum': '378957392404156416-2', 'incongruency': 'explicit'} ? 1185 I love how fake girls can be. I dislike how fake girls can be. sarcasm {'snum': '378957392404156416-3', 'incongruency': 'explicit'} ? 1186 I love how fake girls can be. I hate how fake girls can be. sarcasm {'snum': '378957392404156416-4', 'incongruency': 'explicit'} ? 1187 I love how fake girls can be. I hate how fake girls can be sarcasm {'snum': '378957392404156416-5', 'incongruency': 'explicit'} ? 1188 I totally didn't go to the beach at 2 in the morning tonight as spur of the moment. #Beach #Night I did go to the beach at 2 in the morning tonight as spur of the moment. sarcasm {'snum': '379180544069992448-1', 'incongruency': 'explicit'} ? 1189 I totally didn't go to the beach at 2 in the morning tonight as spur of the moment. #Beach #Night I totally went to the beach at 2 in the morning tonight as spur of the moment. #Beach #Night sarcasm {'snum': '379180544069992448-2', 'incongruency': 'explicit'} ? 1190 I totally didn't go to the beach at 2 in the morning tonight as spur of the moment. #Beach #Night Tonight I went to the beach on the spur of the moment at 2 am #Beach #Night sarcasm {'snum': '379180544069992448-3', 'incongruency': 'explicit'} ? 1191 I totally didn't go to the beach at 2 in the morning tonight as spur of the moment. #Beach #Night I went to the beach at 2 in the morning tonight as spur of the moment. sarcasm {'snum': '379180544069992448-4', 'incongruency': 'explicit'} ? 1192 I totally didn't go to the beach at 2 in the morning tonight as spur of the moment. #Beach #Night Idid go to the beach at 2 in the morning tonight as spur of the moment. #Beach #Night sarcasm {'snum': '379180544069992448-5', 'incongruency': 'explicit'} ? 1193 Yeah, get in a Twitter fight. That'll make you seem grown up. Don't get in a Twitter fight. It will make you seem like a child. sarcasm {'snum': '379064010836283392-1', 'incongruency': 'explicit'} ? 1194 Yeah, get in a Twitter fight. That'll make you seem grown up. twitter fights are immature sarcasm {'snum': '379064010836283392-2', 'incongruency': 'explicit'} ? 1195 Yeah, get in a Twitter fight. That'll make you seem grown up. Getting in a fight on Twitter is not a mature thing to do. sarcasm {'snum': '379064010836283392-3', 'incongruency': 'explicit'} ? 1196 Yeah, get in a Twitter fight. That'll make you seem grown up. Getting into a Twitter fight will not make you seem grown up. sarcasm {'snum': '379064010836283392-4', 'incongruency': 'explicit'} ? 1197 Yeah, get in a Twitter fight. That'll make you seem grown up. Don't get in a twitter fight. It will make you look childish. sarcasm {'snum': '379064010836283392-5', 'incongruency': 'explicit'} ? 1198 I really appreciate the trust I get in this house I really don't appreciate the lack of trust I get in this house sarcasm {'snum': '379056731017740288-1', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 1199 I really appreciate the trust I get in this house I should get more trust in this house sarcasm {'snum': '379056731017740288-2', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 1200 I really appreciate the trust I get in this house I really Don't appreciate the lack of trust I get in this house sarcasm {'snum': '379056731017740288-3', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 1201 I really appreciate the trust I get in this house I don't appreciate the mistrust I get in this house sarcasm {'snum': '379056731017740288-4', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 1202 I really appreciate the trust I get in this house I really don't appreciate the lack of trust I get in this house sarcasm {'snum': '379056731017740288-5', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 1203 Can't wait to do my half marathon today in this weather, and after the wedding party last night #Keen I am not excited to do my half marathon today in this weather, and after the wedding party last night. sarcasm {'snum': '379173354181509120-1', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 1204 Can't wait to do my half marathon today in this weather, and after the wedding party last night #Keen I don't want to do my half marathon today in this weather, and after the wedding party last night. sarcasm {'snum': '379173354181509120-2', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 1205 Can't wait to do my half marathon today in this weather, and after the wedding party last night #Keen I'm not looking forward to doing my half marathon today in this weather, and after the wedding party last night. sarcasm {'snum': '379173354181509120-3', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 1206 Can't wait to do my half marathon today in this weather, and after the wedding party last night #Keen I am dreading doing my half marathon today in this weather, after the wedding party last night. sarcasm {'snum': '379173354181509120-4', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 1207 Can't wait to do my half marathon today in this weather, and after the wedding party last night #Keen I am not looking forward to my half marathon today in this weather, and after the wedding party night sarcasm {'snum': '379173354181509120-5', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 1208 Did great on my college picks today I did poorly on my college picks today. sarcasm {'snum': '379024327989288960-1', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 1209 Did great on my college picks today Did poorly on my college picks today sarcasm {'snum': '379024327989288960-2', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 1210 Did great on my college picks today I didn't do well on my college picks. sarcasm {'snum': '379024327989288960-3', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 1211 Did great on my college picks today Didn't do great on my college picks today sarcasm {'snum': '379024327989288960-4', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 1212 Did great on my college picks today Really messed up my college picks today. sarcasm {'snum': '379024327989288960-5', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 1213 Mom is just in a lovely mood today. Mom is in a bad mood today. sarcasm {'snum': '379257900679823360-1', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 1214 Mom is just in a lovely mood today. Mom is in a really bad mood today. sarcasm {'snum': '379257900679823360-2', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 1215 Mom is just in a lovely mood today. Mom is in a bad mood today. sarcasm {'snum': '379257900679823360-3', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 1216 Mom is just in a lovely mood today. Mom is just in a horrible mood today. sarcasm {'snum': '379257900679823360-4', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 1217 Mom is just in a lovely mood today. Mom is in a crummy mood today. sarcasm {'snum': '379257900679823360-5', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 1218 I just really love seeing all these mayweather tweets/posts. :D I just really hate seeing all these mayweather tweets/posts. sarcasm {'snum': '3.79118E+17-1', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 1219 I just really love seeing all these mayweather tweets/posts. :D I just really hate seeing all these mayweather tweets/posts. :D sarcasm {'snum': '3.79118E+17-2', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 1220 I just really love seeing all these mayweather tweets/posts. :D I don't like seeing all of the tweets and posts from mayweather. sarcasm {'snum': '3.79118E+17-3', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 1221 I just really love seeing all these mayweather tweets/posts. :D I hate seeing all the mayweather tweets and posts. sarcasm {'snum': '3.79118E+17-4', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 1222 I just really love seeing all these mayweather tweets/posts. :D I just really hate seeing all those mayweather tweets/posts. sarcasm {'snum': '3.79118E+17-5', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 1223 OMG lol I just love when you ignore what ever one wants to do!!! >>> I just hate when you ignore what ever one wants to do! sarcasm {'snum': '378991779804352512-1', 'incongruency': 'explicit'} ? 1224 OMG lol I just love when you ignore what ever one wants to do!!! >>> OMG I don't like it when you ignore what ever one wants to do!!! >>> sarcasm {'snum': '378991779804352512-2', 'incongruency': 'explicit'} ? 1225 OMG lol I just love when you ignore what ever one wants to do!!! >>> I hate when you ignore what everyone else wants to do. sarcasm {'snum': '378991779804352512-3', 'incongruency': 'explicit'} ? 1226 OMG lol I just love when you ignore what ever one wants to do!!! >>> I hate it when you ignore what everyone wants to do. sarcasm {'snum': '378991779804352512-4', 'incongruency': 'explicit'} ? 1227 OMG lol I just love when you ignore what ever one wants to do!!! >>> OMG I just hate it when you ignore what everyone else wants to do!!! sarcasm {'snum': '378991779804352512-5', 'incongruency': 'explicit'} ? 1228 Shadowing my dentist for 10 hours is a great time Shadowing my dentist for 10 hours is not a great time sarcasm {'snum': '397475235059867648-1', 'incongruency': 'explicit'} ? 1229 Shadowing my dentist for 10 hours is a great time Shadowing my dentist for 10 hours is not a great time sarcasm {'snum': '397475235059867648-2', 'incongruency': 'explicit'} ? 1230 Shadowing my dentist for 10 hours is a great time Shadowing my dentist for 10 hours is not a great time sarcasm {'snum': '397475235059867648-3', 'incongruency': 'explicit'} ? 1231 Shadowing my dentist for 10 hours is a great time Shadowing my dentist for 10 hours is not fun. sarcasm {'snum': '397475235059867648-4', 'incongruency': 'explicit'} ? 1232 Shadowing my dentist for 10 hours is a great time Shadowing my dentist for 10 hours is not fun. sarcasm {'snum': '397475235059867648-5', 'incongruency': 'explicit'} ? 1233 Great wind to play football in This is bad wind to play football in. sarcasm {'snum': '379209912985075712-1', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 1234 Great wind to play football in This wind is making it very difficult to play football. sarcasm {'snum': '379209912985075712-2', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 1235 Great wind to play football in Horrible wind to play football in sarcasm {'snum': '379209912985075712-3', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 1236 Great wind to play football in Not great wind to play football in sarcasm {'snum': '379209912985075712-4', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 1237 Great wind to play football in Horrible wind to play football in sarcasm {'snum': '379209912985075712-5', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 1238 Great coaching. Horrible coaching. sarcasm {'snum': '379067104525180928-1', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 1239 Great coaching. Terrible coaching. sarcasm {'snum': '379067104525180928-2', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 1240 Great coaching. Horrible coaching. sarcasm {'snum': '379067104525180928-3', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 1241 Great coaching. The coach was not effective. sarcasm {'snum': '379067104525180928-4', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 1242 Great coaching. The coaching was bad. sarcasm {'snum': '379067104525180928-5', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 1243 Glad people keep their promises these days ? I resent that people don't keep their promises these days. sarcasm {'snum': '416637325758582784-1', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 1244 Glad people keep their promises these days ? People cannot keep their promises these days. sarcasm {'snum': '416637325758582784-2', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 1245 Glad people keep their promises these days ? I hate that people don't keep their promises these days. sarcasm {'snum': '416637325758582784-3', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 1246 Glad people keep their promises these days ? People don't keep their promises these days. sarcasm {'snum': '416637325758582784-4', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 1247 Glad people keep their promises these days ? People should not break promises. sarcasm {'snum': '416637325758582784-5', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 1248 My dog just ripped my brand new shirt I got yesterday. Isn't that just frantastic! My dog just ripped my brand new shirt I got yesterday. This is horrible. sarcasm {'snum': '382278681680281600-1', 'incongruency': 'explicit'} ? 1249 My dog just ripped my brand new shirt I got yesterday. Isn't that just frantastic! My dog just ripped my brand new shirt I got yesterday. Isn't that just awful sarcasm {'snum': '382278681680281600-2', 'incongruency': 'explicit'} ? 1250 My dog just ripped my brand new shirt I got yesterday. Isn't that just frantastic! My dog just ripped my new shirt. I'm so mad! sarcasm {'snum': '382278681680281600-3', 'incongruency': 'explicit'} ? 1251 My dog just ripped my brand new shirt I got yesterday. Isn't that just frantastic! My dog just ripped my brand new shirt I got yesterday. Isn't that just horrible. sarcasm {'snum': '382278681680281600-4', 'incongruency': 'explicit'} ? 1252 My dog just ripped my brand new shirt I got yesterday. Isn't that just frantastic! My dog just ripped my brand new shirt I got yesterday. Doesn't that just suck! sarcasm {'snum': '382278681680281600-5', 'incongruency': 'explicit'} ? 1253 Please continue to kick the liter all over your cage. I fucking love that. God. Please stop kicking the liter all over your cage. I fucking hate that. God. sarcasm {'snum': '379051666558832640-1', 'incongruency': 'explicit'} ? 1254 Please continue to kick the liter all over your cage. I fucking love that. God. I do not want you to continue to kick litter all over your cage. I do not like that. sarcasm {'snum': '379051666558832640-2', 'incongruency': 'explicit'} ? 1255 Please continue to kick the liter all over your cage. I fucking love that. God. Please don't continue to kick the liter all over your cage. I fucking hate that. God. sarcasm {'snum': '379051666558832640-3', 'incongruency': 'explicit'} ? 1256 Please continue to kick the liter all over your cage. I fucking love that. God. Please stop kicking liter all over your cage. I fucking hate that. God sarcasm {'snum': '379051666558832640-4', 'incongruency': 'explicit'} ? 1257 Please continue to kick the liter all over your cage. I fucking love that. God. Please stop kicking the litter allover your cage. I fucking hate that. God sarcasm {'snum': '379051666558832640-5', 'incongruency': 'explicit'} ? 1258 Vanderbilts clock management is top notch #SCvsVAN Vanderbilt's clock management is horrible. sarcasm {'snum': '379058545217396736-1', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 1259 Vanderbilts clock management is top notch #SCvsVAN Vanderbilts clock management is not good. sarcasm {'snum': '379058545217396736-2', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 1260 Vanderbilts clock management is top notch #SCvsVAN Vanderbilts clock management is bottom of the barrel. #SCvsVAN sarcasm {'snum': '379058545217396736-3', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 1261 Vanderbilts clock management is top notch #SCvsVAN Vanderbilts clock management is terrible #SCvsVAN sarcasm {'snum': '379058545217396736-4', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 1262 Vanderbilts clock management is top notch #SCvsVAN Vanderbilts clock management is not top notch #SCvsVAN sarcasm {'snum': '379058545217396736-5', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 1263 Alabama is definitely looking like they had a week off the prepare for this game.. #rolltide Alabama is definitely not looking like they had a week off the prepare for this game. sarcasm {'snum': '378973420794695680-1', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 1264 Alabama is definitely looking like they had a week off the prepare for this game.. #rolltide Alabama is not looking like they had a week off the prepare for this game.. #rolltide sarcasm {'snum': '378973420794695680-2', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 1265 Alabama is definitely looking like they had a week off the prepare for this game.. #rolltide Alabama looks terrible. They should look better because they had a week off to prepare. sarcasm {'snum': '378973420794695680-3', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 1266 Alabama is definitely looking like they had a week off the prepare for this game.. #rolltide Alabama is didn't take much time to prepare for this game. sarcasm {'snum': '378973420794695680-4', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 1267 Alabama is definitely looking like they had a week off the prepare for this game.. #rolltide Alabama wasted their week off, and is unprepared for this game. sarcasm {'snum': '378973420794695680-5', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 1268 ToUser Other than the 38 unanswered points by ucla I thought we did great! UCLA scored 38 unanswered points, I think we did terribly. sarcasm {'snum': '379043840021127168-1', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 1269 ToUser Other than the 38 unanswered points by ucla I thought we did great! Thanks to the 38 unanswered points by ucla I thought we did awful. sarcasm {'snum': '379043840021127168-2', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 1270 ToUser Other than the 38 unanswered points by ucla I thought we did great! 38 unanswered points by ucla. We did horribly. sarcasm {'snum': '379043840021127168-3', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 1271 ToUser Other than the 38 unanswered points by ucla I thought we did great! UCLA looked terrible with those 38 unanswered points. sarcasm {'snum': '379043840021127168-4', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 1272 ToUser Other than the 38 unanswered points by ucla I thought we did great! @User Other than the 38 unanswered points by ucla I thought we didn't do great! sarcasm {'snum': '379043840021127168-5', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 1273 I think I chose a really good game to go watch.... I think I chose a really bad game to go watch. sarcasm {'snum': '378958590200913920-1', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 1274 I think I chose a really good game to go watch.... I think I chose a really bad game to go watch.... sarcasm {'snum': '378958590200913920-2', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 1275 I think I chose a really good game to go watch.... I think I chose a really bad game to go watch.... sarcasm {'snum': '378958590200913920-3', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 1276 I think I chose a really good game to go watch.... I dont think I chose a really good game to go watch.... sarcasm {'snum': '378958590200913920-4', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 1277 I think I chose a really good game to go watch.... I don't think I chose a good game to go watch.... sarcasm {'snum': '378958590200913920-5', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 1278 I think the man on the phone behind me should talk a little louder because I don't quite think everyone can hear him ? #shh I think the man on the phone behind me should talk more quietly because I think everyone can hear him. sarcasm {'snum': '390874301395906560-1', 'incongruency': 'explicit'} ? 1279 I think the man on the phone behind me should talk a little louder because I don't quite think everyone can hear him ? #shh I think the man on the phone behind me should talk a little quieter because I think everyone can hear him ? #shh sarcasm {'snum': '390874301395906560-2', 'incongruency': 'explicit'} ? 1280 I think the man on the phone behind me should talk a little louder because I don't quite think everyone can hear him ? #shh the man on the phone is talking way to loud sarcasm {'snum': '390874301395906560-3', 'incongruency': 'explicit'} ? 1281 I think the man on the phone behind me should talk a little louder because I don't quite think everyone can hear him ? #shh I think the man on the phone behind me should talk lower because I don't quite think everyone wants to hear him ? #shh sarcasm {'snum': '390874301395906560-4', 'incongruency': 'explicit'} ? 1282 I think the man on the phone behind me should talk a little louder because I don't quite think everyone can hear him ? #shh I think the man on the phone behind me should talk a little quiter because everyone can hear him sarcasm {'snum': '390874301395906560-5', 'incongruency': 'explicit'} ? 1283 I'm getting interrogated by my mom while trying to do community service... Isn't this just the best day ever. I'm getting interrogated by my mom while trying to do community service... This is a bad day. sarcasm {'snum': '378975096372617217-1', 'incongruency': 'explicit'} ? 1284 I'm getting interrogated by my mom while trying to do community service... Isn't this just the best day ever. I'm getting interrogated by my mom while trying to do community service... Isn't this just the worst day ever. sarcasm {'snum': '378975096372617217-2', 'incongruency': 'explicit'} ? 1285 I'm getting interrogated by my mom while trying to do community service... Isn't this just the best day ever. I'm getting interrogated by my mom while trying to do community service. This is the worst day ever. sarcasm {'snum': '378975096372617217-3', 'incongruency': 'explicit'} ? 1286 I'm getting interrogated by my mom while trying to do community service... Isn't this just the best day ever. I'm doing my community service and my mom won't leave me alone. Today is not good. sarcasm {'snum': '378975096372617217-4', 'incongruency': 'explicit'} ? 1287 I'm getting interrogated by my mom while trying to do community service... Isn't this just the best day ever. I'm getting interrogated by my mom while trying to do community service... Isn't this just the worst day ever. sarcasm {'snum': '378975096372617217-5', 'incongruency': 'explicit'} ? 1288 ToUser At college doing nothing apart from on the web application FUN! At college doing nothing apart from on the web application. This is not fun. sarcasm {'snum': '380434511873716224-1', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 1289 ToUser At college doing nothing apart from on the web application FUN! @User At college doing nothing apart from on the web application. It isn't fun. sarcasm {'snum': '380434511873716224-2', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 1290 ToUser At college doing nothing apart from on the web application FUN! At college doing nothing apart from on the web application is not fun. sarcasm {'snum': '380434511873716224-3', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 1291 ToUser At college doing nothing apart from on the web application FUN! @User At college doing nothing apart from on the web application BORING! sarcasm {'snum': '380434511873716224-4', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 1292 ToUser At college doing nothing apart from on the web application FUN! At college doing nothing apart from on the web application. This isn't fun. sarcasm {'snum': '380434511873716224-5', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 1293 I find that people not eating for a day brings out the best in us I find that people not eating for a day brings out the worst in us. sarcasm {'snum': '379037350879571968-1', 'incongruency': 'explicit'} ? 1294 I find that people not eating for a day brings out the best in us I find that people not eating for a day brings out the worst in us sarcasm {'snum': '379037350879571968-2', 'incongruency': 'explicit'} ? 1295 I find that people not eating for a day brings out the best in us I find that very hungry people get into very bad moods. sarcasm {'snum': '379037350879571968-3', 'incongruency': 'explicit'} ? 1296 I find that people not eating for a day brings out the best in us Hungry people are grouchy. sarcasm {'snum': '379037350879571968-4', 'incongruency': 'explicit'} ? 1297 Best of luck to Arsenal , #Tweet I wish bad luck on Arsenal. sarcasm {'snum': '409709103775105024-1', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 1298 Best of luck to Arsenal , #Tweet Worst of luck to Arsenal sarcasm {'snum': '409709103775105024-2', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 1299 Best of luck to Arsenal , #Tweet I hope Arsenal doesn't win. sarcasm {'snum': '409709103775105024-3', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 1300 Best of luck to Arsenal , #Tweet I am not wishing the best of luck to Arsenal. sarcasm {'snum': '409709103775105024-4', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 1301 Best of luck to Arsenal , #Tweet Good luck, Arsenal. sarcasm {'snum': '409709103775105024-5', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 1302 love it when friends brush off serious shit that i tell them I hate it when friends brush off serious shit that i tell them. sarcasm {'snum': '379031110216597504-1', 'incongruency': 'explicit'} ? 1303 love it when friends brush off serious shit that i tell them hate it when friends brush off serious shit that i tell them sarcasm {'snum': '379031110216597504-2', 'incongruency': 'explicit'} ? 1304 love it when friends brush off serious shit that i tell them I hate it when friends brush off serious shit that i tell them sarcasm {'snum': '379031110216597504-3', 'incongruency': 'explicit'} ? 1305 love it when friends brush off serious shit that i tell them hate it when friends brush off serious shit that I tell them sarcasm {'snum': '379031110216597504-4', 'incongruency': 'explicit'} ? 1306 love it when friends brush off serious shit that i tell them I hate it when friends brush off serious shit I tell them sarcasm {'snum': '379031110216597504-5', 'incongruency': 'explicit'} ? 1307 It's time to go grocery shopping #Yippee It's time to go grocery shopping. I am not excited. sarcasm {'snum': '378969002405421056-1', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 1308 It's time to go grocery shopping #Yippee I am not looking forward to going grocery shopping now. sarcasm {'snum': '378969002405421056-2', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 1309 It's time to go grocery shopping #Yippee I am not excited to go grocery shopping. sarcasm {'snum': '378969002405421056-3', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 1310 It's time to go grocery shopping #Yippee It's time to go grocery shopping,which I hate. sarcasm {'snum': '378969002405421056-4', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 1311 It's time to go grocery shopping #Yippee I hate when it is time to go grocery shopping. sarcasm {'snum': '378969002405421056-5', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 1312 Woke up with no voice. #sicklife #yay Woke up with no voice. I am not excited. sarcasm {'snum': '379076886132826113-1', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 1313 Woke up with no voice. #sicklife #yay Woke up with no voice. #sicklife #notfun sarcasm {'snum': '379076886132826113-2', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 1314 Woke up with no voice. #sicklife #yay I woke up with no voice. I'm unhappy. sarcasm {'snum': '379076886132826113-3', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 1315 Woke up with no voice. #sicklife #yay Woke up with no voice. #sicklife #sucks sarcasm {'snum': '379076886132826113-4', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 1316 My family giving me all the attention https://t.co/4i9tklOXus My family not giving me any attention. sarcasm {'snum': '405784847928786944-1', 'incongruency': 'explicit'} ? 1317 My family giving me all the attention https://t.co/4i9tklOXus My family ignoring me https://t.co/4i9tklOXus sarcasm {'snum': '405784847928786944-2', 'incongruency': 'explicit'} ? 1318 My family giving me all the attention https://t.co/4i9tklOXus My family giving me no attention at all https://t.co/4i9tklOXus sarcasm {'snum': '405784847928786944-3', 'incongruency': 'explicit'} ? 1319 My family giving me all the attention https://t.co/4i9tklOXus My family is too busy to pay attention to me. sarcasm {'snum': '405784847928786944-4', 'incongruency': 'explicit'} ? 1320 My family giving me all the attention https://t.co/4i9tklOXus My family isn't giving me any attention. sarcasm {'snum': '405784847928786944-5', 'incongruency': 'explicit'} ? 1321 I love when my flight makes it in early to ATL and my luggage decides to stay in DFW. #goodstart #nothappy I hate when my flight makes it in early to ATL and my luggage decides to stay in DFW. sarcasm {'snum': '379097824228835328-1', 'incongruency': 'explicit'} ? 1322 I love when my flight makes it in early to ATL and my luggage decides to stay in DFW. #goodstart #nothappy I hate when my flight gets in early to ATL and my luggage stays in DFW. sarcasm {'snum': '379097824228835328-2', 'incongruency': 'explicit'} ? 1323 I love when my flight makes it in early to ATL and my luggage decides to stay in DFW. #goodstart #nothappy I really hate that my luggage got left behind in DFW. sarcasm {'snum': '379097824228835328-3', 'incongruency': 'explicit'} ? 1324 I love when my flight makes it in early to ATL and my luggage decides to stay in DFW. #goodstart #nothappy I hate when my flight makes it in early to ATL and my luggage decides to stay in DFW. sarcasm {'snum': '379097824228835328-4', 'incongruency': 'explicit'} ? 1325 I love when my flight makes it in early to ATL and my luggage decides to stay in DFW. #goodstart #nothappy I hate when my flight makes it in early to ATL and my luggage decides to stay in DFW. #goodstart #nothappy sarcasm {'snum': '379097824228835328-5', 'incongruency': 'explicit'} ? 1326 I can see your bright future from where i stand -_- Your future seems dim to me. sarcasm {'snum': '389318095786872833-1', 'incongruency': 'explicit'} ? 1327 I can see your bright future from where i stand -_- I can't see your bright future from where i stand sarcasm {'snum': '389318095786872833-2', 'incongruency': 'explicit'} ? 1328 I can see your bright future from where i stand -_- I can see you do not have a bright future. sarcasm {'snum': '389318095786872833-3', 'incongruency': 'explicit'} ? 1329 I can see your bright future from where i stand -_- I think your future is not going to be very bright. sarcasm {'snum': '389318095786872833-4', 'incongruency': 'explicit'} ? 1330 I can see your bright future from where i stand -_- You will not succeed. sarcasm {'snum': '389318095786872833-5', 'incongruency': 'explicit'} ? 1331 It's currently 11:48pm in Sweden and I haven't even yawn yet.... I guess it's gonna be a long night. #lovinit #thecountdownbegins It's currently 11:48pm in Sweden and I haven't even yawn yet.... I guess it's gonna be a long night. I'm not loving it. sarcasm {'snum': '378999770159013889-1', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 1332 It's currently 11:48pm in Sweden and I haven't even yawn yet.... I guess it's gonna be a long night. #lovinit #thecountdownbegins It's currently 11:48pm in Sweden and I am very tired.... I guess it's gonna be a long night. sarcasm {'snum': '378999770159013889-2', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 1333 It's currently 11:48pm in Sweden and I haven't even yawn yet.... I guess it's gonna be a long night. #lovinit #thecountdownbegins It's currently 11:48pm in Sweden and I haven't even yawn yet.... I guess it's gonna be a long night. #notlovinit #thecountdownbegins sarcasm {'snum': '378999770159013889-3', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 1334 Oh yeah, forgot, athletics is way more important than science education. Athletics is not more important than science education. sarcasm {'snum': '378964863441047552-1', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 1335 Oh yeah, forgot, athletics is way more important than science education. Science education isn't less important than athletics. sarcasm {'snum': '378964863441047552-2', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 1336 Oh yeah, forgot, athletics is way more important than science education. Emphasis on sports over academics is terrible. sarcasm {'snum': '378964863441047552-3', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 1337 Oh yeah, forgot, athletics is way more important than science education. Oh yeah, forgot, athletics is not way more important than science education. sarcasm {'snum': '378964863441047552-4', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 1338 Oh yeah, forgot, athletics is way more important than science education. I think it is bad that some people treat athletics as more important than science education. sarcasm {'snum': '378964863441047552-5', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 1339 Well the X-rays tell me I'm deformed.. Great way to start the day ?? Well the X-rays tell me I'm deformed.. bad way to start the day. sarcasm {'snum': '380354333339942914-1', 'incongruency': 'explicit'} ? 1340 Well the X-rays tell me I'm deformed.. Great way to start the day ?? When the X-rays said I am deformed, it was not a great start to the day. sarcasm {'snum': '380354333339942914-2', 'incongruency': 'explicit'} ? 1341 Well the X-rays tell me I'm deformed.. Great way to start the day ?? Well the X-rays tell me I'm deformed. What a horrible way to start the day. sarcasm {'snum': '380354333339942914-3', 'incongruency': 'explicit'} ? 1342 Well the X-rays tell me I'm deformed.. Great way to start the day ?? Well the X-rays tell me I'm deformed.. Awful way to start the day sarcasm {'snum': '380354333339942914-4', 'incongruency': 'explicit'} ? 1343 Well the X-rays tell me I'm deformed.. Great way to start the day ?? Well the X-rays tell me I'm deformed. What a terrible way to start the day. sarcasm {'snum': '380354333339942914-5', 'incongruency': 'explicit'} ? 1344 A nice angry letter to the neighbors on a sunday. God I love living here flats #neveragain A angry letter to the neighbors on a Sunday. God I hate living here. sarcasm {'snum': '424874568634105856-1', 'incongruency': 'explicit'} ? 1345 A nice angry letter to the neighbors on a sunday. God I love living here flats #neveragain An angry letter to the neighbors on a sunday. God I hate living here flats #neveragain sarcasm {'snum': '424874568634105856-2', 'incongruency': 'explicit'} ? 1346 A nice angry letter to the neighbors on a sunday. God I love living here flats #neveragain An angry letter to the neighbors on a Sunday. I hate living here. sarcasm {'snum': '424874568634105856-3', 'incongruency': 'explicit'} ? 1347 A nice angry letter to the neighbors on a sunday. God I love living here flats #neveragain I wrote an angry letter to the neighbors on a sunday. God I hate living here in flats. sarcasm {'snum': '424874568634105856-4', 'incongruency': 'explicit'} ? 1348 A nice angry letter to the neighbors on a sunday. God I love living here flats #neveragain A nice angry letter to the neighbors on a sunday. God I hate living here flats #neveragain sarcasm {'snum': '424874568634105856-5', 'incongruency': 'explicit'} ? 1349 _school... great... well i guess its not so bad... i have ThanksGiving break yea.. #Thanksgiving #school #ama #TheWalingDead _school... bad... well i guess its not so bad... i have ThanksGiving break yea.. sarcasm {'snum': '418377996244746240-1', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 1350 _school... great... well i guess its not so bad... i have ThanksGiving break yea.. #Thanksgiving #school #ama #TheWalingDead _school... I'm not looking forward to it ... well i guess school's not so bad this week ... i have ThanksGiving break and won't be there. yea. sarcasm {'snum': '418377996244746240-2', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 1351 _school... great... well i guess its not so bad... i have ThanksGiving break yea.. #Thanksgiving #school #ama #TheWalingDead School is not so good, but, at least, Thanksgiving break is coming. sarcasm {'snum': '418377996244746240-3', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 1352 _school... great... well i guess its not so bad... i have ThanksGiving break yea.. #Thanksgiving #school #ama #TheWalingDead School is terrible. At least I have Thanksgiving break. sarcasm {'snum': '418377996244746240-4', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 1353 _school... great... well i guess its not so bad... i have ThanksGiving break yea.. #Thanksgiving #school #ama #TheWalingDead _school... bad... well i guess its not so bad... i have ThanksGiving break yea.. #Thanksgiving #school #ama #TheWalingDead sarcasm {'snum': '418377996244746240-5', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 1354 Sooo glad I came home this weekend... I am not glad I came home this weekend. sarcasm {'snum': '379073041071738881-1', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 1355 Sooo glad I came home this weekend... So regretful I came home this weekend... sarcasm {'snum': '379073041071738881-2', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 1356 Sooo glad I came home this weekend... I wish I hadn't come home this weekend. sarcasm {'snum': '379073041071738881-3', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 1357 Sooo glad I came home this weekend... I shouldn't have come home this weekend. sarcasm {'snum': '379073041071738881-4', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 1358 Sooo glad I came home this weekend... I wish I hadn't come home this weekend. sarcasm {'snum': '379073041071738881-5', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 1359 Such great defense we got going on here. #terribleballcontrol This is such horrible defense we've got going on here. sarcasm {'snum': '379015734711427072-1', 'incongruency': 'explicit'} ? 1360 Such great defense we got going on here. #terribleballcontrol Our defense is horrible. sarcasm {'snum': '379015734711427072-2', 'incongruency': 'explicit'} ? 1361 Such great defense we got going on here. #terribleballcontrol Our team is playing terrible defense right now. #terribleballcontrol sarcasm {'snum': '379015734711427072-3', 'incongruency': 'explicit'} ? 1362 Such great defense we got going on here. #terribleballcontrol We do not have a good defense. sarcasm {'snum': '379015734711427072-4', 'incongruency': 'explicit'} ? 1363 Such great defense we got going on here. #terribleballcontrol We have horrible defense we got going on here. #terribleballcontro sarcasm {'snum': '379015734711427072-5', 'incongruency': 'explicit'} ? 1364 This should be a hard game. U Mass is such a powerhouse of college football. This should be an easy game. U Mass is no powerhouse of college football. sarcasm {'snum': '379003541592891392-1', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 1365 This should be a hard game. U Mass is such a powerhouse of college football. This should be an easy game. U Mass is not a powerhouse of college football. sarcasm {'snum': '379003541592891392-2', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 1366 This should be a hard game. U Mass is such a powerhouse of college football. This should be an easy game. U Mass is such a lightweight of college football. sarcasm {'snum': '379003541592891392-3', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 1367 This should be a hard game. U Mass is such a powerhouse of college football. This should be a easy game. U Mass fails at college football. sarcasm {'snum': '379003541592891392-4', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 1368 This should be a hard game. U Mass is such a powerhouse of college football. This should be an easy game. U Mass is not a powerhouse of college football. sarcasm {'snum': '379003541592891392-5', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 1369 I love how my job makes me work 13 straight days and then only gives me one day off the next week. I hate how my job makes me work 13 straight days and then only gives me one day off the next week. sarcasm {'snum': '378984232515043328-1', 'incongruency': 'explicit'} ? 1370 I love how my job makes me work 13 straight days and then only gives me one day off the next week. I hate how my job makes me work 13 straight days and then only gives me one day off the next week. sarcasm {'snum': '378984232515043328-2', 'incongruency': 'explicit'} ? 1371 I love how my job makes me work 13 straight days and then only gives me one day off the next week. My job takes advantage of me. sarcasm {'snum': '378984232515043328-3', 'incongruency': 'explicit'} ? 1372 I love how my job makes me work 13 straight days and then only gives me one day off the next week. I hate how my job makes me work 13 straight days and then only gives me one day off the next week. sarcasm {'snum': '378984232515043328-4', 'incongruency': 'explicit'} ? 1373 I love how my job makes me work 13 straight days and then only gives me one day off the next week. I hate how my job makes me work 13 straight days and then only gives me only one day off the next week. sarcasm {'snum': '378984232515043328-5', 'incongruency': 'explicit'} ? 1374 Good job Michigan you held off that upset of such a hard Akron team ha not #GotLucky #GoBucks You did a bad job Michigan you held off that upset of such a weak Akron team. sarcasm {'snum': '378964615646162944-1', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 1375 Good job Michigan you held off that upset of such a hard Akron team ha not #GotLucky #GoBucks Michigan played very poorly and barely defeated a weak Akron team. sarcasm {'snum': '378964615646162944-2', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 1376 Good job Michigan you held off that upset of such a hard Akron team ha not #GotLucky #GoBucks Awful job Michigan you held off that upset of such a weak Akron team #GotLucky #GoBucks sarcasm {'snum': '378964615646162944-3', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 1377 Good job Michigan you held off that upset of such a hard Akron team ha not #GotLucky #GoBucks Michigan played poorly against Akron. sarcasm {'snum': '378964615646162944-4', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 1378 Good job Michigan you held off that upset of such a hard Akron team ha not #GotLucky #GoBucks Not a good job Michigan you held off that upset of such a hard Akron team ha not #GotLucky #GoBucks sarcasm {'snum': '378964615646162944-5', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 1379 Nothing like homework on a Saturday! I dislike homework on a Saturday. sarcasm {'snum': '378952004304764929-1', 'incongruency': 'explicit'} ? 1380 Nothing like homework on a Saturday! I hate doing homework on a Saturday. sarcasm {'snum': '378952004304764929-2', 'incongruency': 'explicit'} ? 1381 Nothing like homework on a Saturday! I hate doing homework on a Saturday! sarcasm {'snum': '378952004304764929-3', 'incongruency': 'explicit'} ? 1382 Nothing like homework on a Saturday! I hate having homework on Sunday. sarcasm {'snum': '378952004304764929-4', 'incongruency': 'explicit'} ? 1383 Nothing like homework on a Saturday! Nothing worse than homework on Saturday! sarcasm {'snum': '378952004304764929-5', 'incongruency': 'explicit'} ? 1384 Yea Alabama has such a good defense I think they can contain and stop Johnny Manziel #BamaSucks Alabama does not have a defense good enough to contain and stop Johnny Manziel. sarcasm {'snum': '378968217810530304-1', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 1385 Yea Alabama has such a good defense I think they can contain and stop Johnny Manziel #BamaSucks Alabama does not have a good defense and will not be able to contain and stop Johnny Manziel. sarcasm {'snum': '378968217810530304-2', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 1386 Yea Alabama has such a good defense I think they can contain and stop Johnny Manziel #BamaSucks Alabama has such a bad defense, they cannot contain and stop Johnny Manziel sarcasm {'snum': '378968217810530304-3', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 1387 Yea Alabama has such a good defense I think they can contain and stop Johnny Manziel #BamaSucks Alabama's defense is awful, they have no chance to contain and stop Johnny Manziel sarcasm {'snum': '378968217810530304-4', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 1388 Yea Alabama has such a good defense I think they can contain and stop Johnny Manziel #BamaSucks Alabama has such a bad defense and I don't they will be able to contain Johnny Manziel sarcasm {'snum': '378968217810530304-5', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 1389 Well I'm glad I can trust my Own sister... I regret that I cannot trust my own sister. sarcasm {'snum': '378981256899211264-1', 'incongruency': 'explicit'} ? 1390 Well I'm glad I can trust my Own sister... Well I'm sad I can't trust my Own sister... sarcasm {'snum': '378981256899211264-2', 'incongruency': 'explicit'} ? 1391 Well I'm glad I can trust my Own sister... my sister isnt trustworthy sarcasm {'snum': '378981256899211264-3', 'incongruency': 'explicit'} ? 1392 Well I'm glad I can trust my Own sister... Well I'm sorry I can't trust my own sister... sarcasm {'snum': '378981256899211264-4', 'incongruency': 'explicit'} ? 1393 Well I'm glad I can trust my Own sister... Well I'm said I can't trust my own sister. sarcasm {'snum': '378981256899211264-5', 'incongruency': 'explicit'} ? 1394 Aww love it when my housemate is an attention seeker at 3am #indirect #twat I hate it when my housemate is an attention seeker at 3am. sarcasm {'snum': '389582789664055297-1', 'incongruency': 'explicit'} ? 1395 Aww love it when my housemate is an attention seeker at 3am #indirect #twat I hate it when my housemate is an attention seeker at 3am sarcasm {'snum': '389582789664055297-2', 'incongruency': 'explicit'} ? 1396 Aww love it when my housemate is an attention seeker at 3am #indirect #twat I hate it when my housemate is an attention seeker at 3am sarcasm {'snum': '389582789664055297-3', 'incongruency': 'explicit'} ? 1397 Aww love it when my housemate is an attention seeker at 3am #indirect #twat I hate it when my housemate is an attention seeker at 3am. sarcasm {'snum': '389582789664055297-4', 'incongruency': 'explicit'} ? 1398 Aww love it when my housemate is an attention seeker at 3am #indirect #twat Aww, I hate it when my housemate is an attention seeker at 3am #indirect #twat sarcasm {'snum': '389582789664055297-5', 'incongruency': 'explicit'} ? 1399 Justin bieber is the first famous guy ever to get caught sleeping with a prostitute. Shocked! #bieber Justin Bieber is far from the first famous guy ever to get caught sleeping with a prostitute. I am not shocked. #bieber sarcasm {'snum': '398510439510065152-1', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 1400 Justin bieber is the first famous guy ever to get caught sleeping with a prostitute. Shocked! #bieber Justin bieber is the not first famous guy ever to get caught sleeping with a prostitute. I'm not shocked! #bieber sarcasm {'snum': '398510439510065152-2', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 1401 Justin bieber is the first famous guy ever to get caught sleeping with a prostitute. Shocked! #bieber Justin Bieber is not the first famous man to be caught sleeping with a hooker, I am not surprised. sarcasm {'snum': '398510439510065152-3', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 1402 Justin bieber is the first famous guy ever to get caught sleeping with a prostitute. Shocked! #bieber Justin Bieber is not the first famous guy ever to get caught sleeping with a prostitute. I'm not shocked. sarcasm {'snum': '398510439510065152-4', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 1403 Justin bieber is the first famous guy ever to get caught sleeping with a prostitute. Shocked! #bieber Justin bieber is not the first famous guy ever to get caught sleeping with a prostitute. Not shocked! #bieber sarcasm {'snum': '398510439510065152-5', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 1404 I have to count trees on campus all the way down to the District Office during my TA Hour. Its sooooo fun! (: It I have to count trees on campus all the way down to the District Office during my TA Hour. It's not fun at all. sarcasm {'snum': '379086597808877568-1', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 1405 I have to count trees on campus all the way down to the District Office during my TA Hour. Its sooooo fun! (: It I have to count trees on campus all the way down to the District Office during my TA Hour. Its not fun! ): It sarcasm {'snum': '379086597808877568-2', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 1406 I have to count trees on campus all the way down to the District Office during my TA Hour. Its sooooo fun! (: It I have to count trees on campus all the way down to the District Office during my TA hour. This is not fun! sarcasm {'snum': '379086597808877568-3', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 1407 I have to count trees on campus all the way down to the District Office during my TA Hour. Its sooooo fun! (: It I have to count trees on campus all the way down to the District Office during my TA Hour. It's not fun. sarcasm {'snum': '379086597808877568-4', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 1408 I have to count trees on campus all the way down to the District Office during my TA Hour. Its sooooo fun! (: It Counting trees on campus all the way down to the District Office during my TA hour is not fun. sarcasm {'snum': '379086597808877568-5', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 1409 Battery life on this phone is unreal! #blackberryvirgins Battery life on this phone is terrible. sarcasm {'snum': '396425962050818048-1', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 1410 Battery life on this phone is unreal! #blackberryvirgins The battery life on this phone is bad. sarcasm {'snum': '396425962050818048-2', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 1411 Battery life on this phone is unreal! #blackberryvirgins The battery life on this phone is terrible. sarcasm {'snum': '396425962050818048-3', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 1412 Battery life on this phone is unreal! #blackberryvirgins Battery life on this phone is terrible. sarcasm {'snum': '396425962050818048-4', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 1413 Battery life on this phone is unreal! #blackberryvirgins The battery life on this phone is really bad. sarcasm {'snum': '396425962050818048-5', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 1414 Mid term break 2morow, what a joy Mid term break 2morow, I am not excited. sarcasm {'snum': '395957820052742144-1', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 1415 Mid term break 2morow, what a joy Mid term break 2morow, I hate it. sarcasm {'snum': '395957820052742144-2', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 1416 Mid term break 2morow, what a joy Mid term break tomorrow. That makes me unhappy. sarcasm {'snum': '395957820052742144-3', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 1417 Mid term break 2morow, what a joy Mid term break 2morow, is not a joy sarcasm {'snum': '395957820052742144-4', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 1418 Mid term break 2morow, what a joy Mid term break 2morow, what a pain. sarcasm {'snum': '395957820052742144-5', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 1419 College has done wonders for my sleep schedule.... College has devastated my sleep schedule. sarcasm {'snum': '379133483806765056-1', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 1420 College has done wonders for my sleep schedule.... I have no sleep schedule now that I'm in college sarcasm {'snum': '379133483806765056-2', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 1421 College has done wonders for my sleep schedule.... College has really hurt my sleep schedule. sarcasm {'snum': '379133483806765056-3', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 1422 College has done wonders for my sleep schedule.... College has been horrible for my sleep schedule.... sarcasm {'snum': '379133483806765056-4', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 1423 College has done wonders for my sleep schedule.... College has destroyed my sleep schedule.... sarcasm {'snum': '379133483806765056-5', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 1424 Always nice to come home to your mum shouting at you #knob It's never nice to come home to your mum shouting at you. sarcasm {'snum': '426034251818352640-1', 'incongruency': 'explicit'} ? 1425 Always nice to come home to your mum shouting at you #knob I hate to come home to my mum shouting at me. #knob sarcasm {'snum': '426034251818352640-2', 'incongruency': 'explicit'} ? 1426 Always nice to come home to your mum shouting at you #knob It's always terrible to come home to your mom shouting at you. sarcasm {'snum': '426034251818352640-3', 'incongruency': 'explicit'} ? 1427 Always nice to come home to your mum shouting at you #knob Always awful to come home to your mum shouting at you #knob sarcasm {'snum': '426034251818352640-4', 'incongruency': 'explicit'} ? 1428 Always nice to come home to your mum shouting at you #knob It's really bad coming home and your mum shouting at you sarcasm {'snum': '426034251818352640-5', 'incongruency': 'explicit'} ? 1429 ToUser boxing is NOT crooked and politicians NEVER tell lies Boxing is crooked and politicians tell lies. sarcasm {'snum': '379119908656660480-1', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 1430 ToUser boxing is NOT crooked and politicians NEVER tell lies Boxing is crooked and politicians always tell lies. sarcasm {'snum': '379119908656660480-2', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 1431 ToUser boxing is NOT crooked and politicians NEVER tell lies @User boxing is crooked and politicians tell lies sarcasm {'snum': '379119908656660480-3', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 1432 ToUser boxing is NOT crooked and politicians NEVER tell lies Boxing seems to be fixed. sarcasm {'snum': '379119908656660480-4', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 1433 ToUser boxing is NOT crooked and politicians NEVER tell lies @User boxing is crooked and politicians always tell lies sarcasm {'snum': '379119908656660480-5', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 1434 Dog grooming=a lot of fun Dog grooming is not a lot of fun. sarcasm {'snum': '378955440723623936-1', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 1435 Dog grooming=a lot of fun Dog grooming=not fun sarcasm {'snum': '378955440723623936-2', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 1436 Dog grooming=a lot of fun Dog grooming is not a lot of fun sarcasm {'snum': '378955440723623936-3', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 1437 Dog grooming=a lot of fun Dog grooming is not fun. sarcasm {'snum': '378955440723623936-4', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 1438 Dog grooming=a lot of fun I dislike grooming dogs. sarcasm {'snum': '378955440723623936-5', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 1439 Always the most thrilling and quality convos with ToUser They are never thrilling or quality conversations with @User. sarcasm {'snum': '423561045571928064-1', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 1440 Always the most thrilling and quality convos with ToUser Always the least interesting and lowest quality convos with @User sarcasm {'snum': '423561045571928064-2', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 1441 Always the most thrilling and quality convos with ToUser My convos with @User are never thrilling or quality, including the most recent one sarcasm {'snum': '423561045571928064-3', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 1442 Always the most thrilling and quality convos with ToUser Never the most thrilling or quality convos with @User sarcasm {'snum': '423561045571928064-4', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 1443 Always the most thrilling and quality convos with ToUser I did not have a good conversation. sarcasm {'snum': '423561045571928064-5', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 1444 In psychology class, work after, and my ear hurts, great day so far! In psychology class, work after, and my ear hurts, bad day so far. sarcasm {'snum': '395928331730034688-1', 'incongruency': 'explicit'} ? 1445 In psychology class, work after, and my ear hurts, great day so far! It has been a bad day, what with psychology class, work after, and my ear hurting. sarcasm {'snum': '395928331730034688-2', 'incongruency': 'explicit'} ? 1446 In psychology class, work after, and my ear hurts, great day so far! In psychology class, work after, and my ear hurts, horrible day so far! sarcasm {'snum': '395928331730034688-3', 'incongruency': 'explicit'} ? 1447 In psychology class, work after, and my ear hurts, great day so far! In psychology class, work after, and my ear hurts, not great day so far! sarcasm {'snum': '395928331730034688-4', 'incongruency': 'explicit'} ? 1448 In psychology class, work after, and my ear hurts, great day so far! I'm in psychology class, I go to work after that, and my ear hurts. Horrible day so far. sarcasm {'snum': '395928331730034688-5', 'incongruency': 'explicit'} ? 1449 Omg. Texas loses again. I am sooo shocked!!! Texas loses again. This was predictable. sarcasm {'snum': '378973681088610305-1', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 1450 Omg. Texas loses again. I am sooo shocked!!! Texas loses again. I am not shocked!!! sarcasm {'snum': '378973681088610305-2', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 1451 Omg. Texas loses again. I am sooo shocked!!! Omg. Texas loses again. I'm not shocked. sarcasm {'snum': '378973681088610305-3', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 1452 Omg. Texas loses again. I am sooo shocked!!! Texas lost again. I'm not surprised! sarcasm {'snum': '378973681088610305-4', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 1453 Omg. Texas loses again. I am sooo shocked!!! OMG. Texas loses again. I am not surprised!!! sarcasm {'snum': '378973681088610305-5', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 1454 Could they make the bib a little bigger? #RnRPhilly The bib is too big. sarcasm {'snum': '379168477614841856-1', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 1455 Could they make the bib a little bigger? #RnRPhilly Could they make the bib a little smaller? $RnRPhilly sarcasm {'snum': '379168477614841856-2', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 1456 Could they make the bib a little bigger? #RnRPhilly The bib is too big. sarcasm {'snum': '379168477614841856-3', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 1457 Could they make the bib a little bigger? #RnRPhilly Could they make the bib a little smaller? #RnRPhilly sarcasm {'snum': '379168477614841856-4', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 1458 I just really enjoy getting fucked over. It's become one of my favorite things I just really hate getting fucked over. It has become one of my least favorite things. sarcasm {'snum': '378962920065236992-1', 'incongruency': 'explicit'} ? 1459 I just really enjoy getting fucked over. It's become one of my favorite things I feel I've been mistreated lately. sarcasm {'snum': '378962920065236992-2', 'incongruency': 'explicit'} ? 1460 I just really enjoy getting fucked over. It's become one of my favorite things I am disappointed in the treatment I received. sarcasm {'snum': '378962920065236992-3', 'incongruency': 'explicit'} ? 1461 I just really enjoy getting fucked over. It's become one of my favorite things I HATE IT WHEN SOMEONE TAKES ADVANTAGE OF ME. IT IS NOT SOMETHING THAT I LIKE. sarcasm {'snum': '378962920065236992-4', 'incongruency': 'explicit'} ? 1462 I just really enjoy getting fucked over. It's become one of my favorite things I don't really enjoy getting fucked over. It's one of my least favorite things. sarcasm {'snum': '378962920065236992-5', 'incongruency': 'explicit'} ? 1463 About to head to school.. Can hardly contain my excitement... ? I'm about to head to school and I am not excited. sarcasm {'snum': '422741355421794304-1', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 1464 About to head to school.. Can hardly contain my excitement... ? I'm not excited to be going to school. sarcasm {'snum': '422741355421794304-2', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 1465 About to head to school.. Can hardly contain my excitement... ? About to head to school. I'm not excited at all. sarcasm {'snum': '422741355421794304-3', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 1466 About to head to school.. Can hardly contain my excitement... ? About to head to school... I am not excited about this. sarcasm {'snum': '422741355421794304-4', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 1467 About to head to school.. Can hardly contain my excitement... ? About to head to school. I don't really feel like going. sarcasm {'snum': '422741355421794304-5', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 1468 Can't wait for all of the tweets about the fight tonight. I dread all of the tweets about the fight tonight. sarcasm {'snum': '379022298348404736-1', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 1469 Can't wait for all of the tweets about the fight tonight. I don't want to see all of the tweets about the fight tonight. sarcasm {'snum': '379022298348404736-2', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 1470 Can't wait for all of the tweets about the fight tonight. I am not looking forward to all of the tweets about the fight tonight. sarcasm {'snum': '379022298348404736-3', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 1471 Can't wait for all of the tweets about the fight tonight. I'm dreading all the tweets about the fight tonight. sarcasm {'snum': '379022298348404736-4', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 1472 Can't wait for all of the tweets about the fight tonight. I can wait for all of the tweets about the fight tonight. sarcasm {'snum': '379022298348404736-5', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 1473 ToUser top quality film pal That is not a quality film. sarcasm {'snum': '379029748321886208-1', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 1474 ToUser top quality film pal @User terrible quality film pal sarcasm {'snum': '379029748321886208-2', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 1475 ToUser top quality film pal That film sucked, pal. sarcasm {'snum': '379029748321886208-3', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 1476 ToUser top quality film pal This film's quality is really bad. sarcasm {'snum': '379029748321886208-4', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 1477 ToUser top quality film pal low quality film pal sarcasm {'snum': '379029748321886208-5', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 1478 While my parents andsiste are at a bar watching the fight I get to watch it on my frkn laptop and babysit . Yay! While my parents andsiste are at a bar watching the fight I have to watch it on my frkn laptop and babysit. I am not excited. sarcasm {'snum': '379110007272267776-1', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 1479 While my parents andsiste are at a bar watching the fight I get to watch it on my frkn laptop and babysit . Yay! While my parents andsiste are at a bar watching the fight I have to watch it on my frkn laptop and babysit. This sucks! sarcasm {'snum': '379110007272267776-2', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 1480 While my parents andsiste are at a bar watching the fight I get to watch it on my frkn laptop and babysit . Yay! While my parents and sister are at a bar watching the fight I have to watch it on my laptop and babysit. Horrible! sarcasm {'snum': '379110007272267776-3', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 1481 While my parents andsiste are at a bar watching the fight I get to watch it on my frkn laptop and babysit . Yay! I hate that while my parents and sister are at a bar watching the fight, I get to watch it on my freaking laptop and babysit. sarcasm {'snum': '379110007272267776-4', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 1482 While my parents andsiste are at a bar watching the fight I get to watch it on my frkn laptop and babysit . Yay! I feel left out from my family's fun night out. sarcasm {'snum': '379110007272267776-5', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 1483 Glad you're so worried about me. I'm unhappy that you aren't worried about me. sarcasm {'snum': '379027685562781697-1', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 1484 Glad you're so worried about me. I hate that you don't care about me. sarcasm {'snum': '379027685562781697-2', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 1485 Glad you're so worried about me. You're not worried about me. sarcasm {'snum': '379027685562781697-3', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 1486 Glad you're so worried about me. I know that you are not worried about me. sarcasm {'snum': '379027685562781697-4', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 1487 I really like it when you don't text me back I really dislike it when you don't text me back. sarcasm {'snum': '378953906581037056-1', 'incongruency': 'explicit'} ? 1488 I really like it when you don't text me back I really hate it when you don't text me back. sarcasm {'snum': '378953906581037056-2', 'incongruency': 'explicit'} ? 1489 I really like it when you don't text me back I hate when you don't text me back. sarcasm {'snum': '378953906581037056-3', 'incongruency': 'explicit'} ? 1490 I really like it when you don't text me back I need you to be more prompt in your responses. sarcasm {'snum': '378953906581037056-4', 'incongruency': 'explicit'} ? 1491 I really like it when you don't text me back I really hate it when you don't text me back sarcasm {'snum': '378953906581037056-5', 'incongruency': 'explicit'} ? 1492 Loved my Saturday night, doing math prep in my onzie on house hall floor, perfect Hated my Saturday night, doing math prep in my onzie on house hall floor. sarcasm {'snum': '378997339223896064-1', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 1493 Loved my Saturday night, doing math prep in my onzie on house hall floor, perfect Hated my Saturday night, doing math prep in my onzie on house hall floor, not fun. sarcasm {'snum': '378997339223896064-2', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 1494 Loved my Saturday night, doing math prep in my onzie on house hall floor, perfect I did not love my Saturday night, because I was doing math prep in my onzie on the house hall floor. sarcasm {'snum': '378997339223896064-3', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 1495 Loved my Saturday night, doing math prep in my onzie on house hall floor, perfect My Saturday night was bad. I did my math prep. sarcasm {'snum': '378997339223896064-4', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 1496 Loved my Saturday night, doing math prep in my onzie on house hall floor, perfect Hated my Saturday night, doing math prep in my onzie on house hall floor. sarcasm {'snum': '378997339223896064-5', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 1497 I really like it when you don't tell me anything. I really hate it when you don't tell me anything. sarcasm {'snum': '378957339795005440-1', 'incongruency': 'explicit'} ? 1498 I really like it when you don't tell me anything. I hate it when you don't tell me anything. sarcasm {'snum': '378957339795005440-2', 'incongruency': 'explicit'} ? 1499 I really like it when you don't tell me anything. I really dislike it when you don't tell me anything. sarcasm {'snum': '378957339795005440-3', 'incongruency': 'explicit'} ? 1500 I really like it when you don't tell me anything. I really do not like it when you don't tell me anything. sarcasm {'snum': '378957339795005440-4', 'incongruency': 'explicit'} ? 1501 I really like it when you don't tell me anything. I REALLY LIKE WHEN YOU KEEP IT SECRET. sarcasm {'snum': '378957339795005440-5', 'incongruency': 'explicit'} ? 1502 "Don't you just LOVE when your use to be ""bestfriend"" is all over all the guys you've ever liked .. Or dated .. Hahaha #pathetic" "Don't you just hate when your use to be ""bestfriend"" is all over all the guys you've ever liked .. Or dated ." sarcasm {'snum': '378975146704650240-1', 'incongruency': 'explicit'} ? 1503 "Don't you just LOVE when your use to be ""bestfriend"" is all over all the guys you've ever liked .. Or dated .. Hahaha #pathetic" "Don't you just HATE when your use to be ""bestfriend"" is all over all the guys you've ever liked .. Or dated." sarcasm {'snum': '378975146704650240-2', 'incongruency': 'explicit'} ? 1504 "Don't you just LOVE when your use to be ""bestfriend"" is all over all the guys you've ever liked .. Or dated .. Hahaha #pathetic" "Don't you just HATE when your use to be ""bestfriend"" is all over all the guys you've ever liked .. Or dated .." sarcasm {'snum': '378975146704650240-3', 'incongruency': 'explicit'} ? 1505 "Don't you just LOVE when your use to be ""bestfriend"" is all over all the guys you've ever liked .. Or dated .. Hahaha #pathetic" "I hate when your used to be ""best friend"" is all over the guys you've liked or dated." sarcasm {'snum': '378975146704650240-4', 'incongruency': 'explicit'} ? 1506 "Don't you just LOVE when your use to be ""bestfriend"" is all over all the guys you've ever liked .. Or dated .. Hahaha #pathetic" "Don't you hate it when your used-to-be ""best friend"" is all over the guys you've ever liked...or dated... #pathetic" sarcasm {'snum': '378975146704650240-5', 'incongruency': 'explicit'} ? 1507 Lol, I love getting ditched #fuckyou I hate getting ditched #fuckyou sarcasm {'snum': '379010386906730496-1', 'incongruency': 'explicit'} ? 1508 Lol, I love getting ditched #fuckyou I hate getting ditched #fuckyou sarcasm {'snum': '379010386906730496-2', 'incongruency': 'explicit'} ? 1509 Lol, I love getting ditched #fuckyou Lol, I hate getting ditched #fuckyou sarcasm {'snum': '379010386906730496-3', 'incongruency': 'explicit'} ? 1510 Lol, I love getting ditched #fuckyou I hate getting ditched. sarcasm {'snum': '379010386906730496-4', 'incongruency': 'explicit'} ? 1511 Lol, I love getting ditched #fuckyou I hate getting ditched. sarcasm {'snum': '379010386906730496-5', 'incongruency': 'explicit'} ? 1512 "Don't yeah just love when one of your ""bestfriends"" completely drops you from their life for some guy?" "I just hate when one of your ""bestfriends"" completely drops you from their life for some guy." sarcasm {'snum': '379041311443402752-1', 'incongruency': 'explicit'} ? 1513 "Don't yeah just love when one of your ""bestfriends"" completely drops you from their life for some guy?" "Don't yeah just hate when one of your ""bestfriends"" completely drops you from their life for some guy?" sarcasm {'snum': '379041311443402752-2', 'incongruency': 'explicit'} ? 1514 "Don't yeah just love when one of your ""bestfriends"" completely drops you from their life for some guy?" "Don't yeah just hate when one of your ""bestfriends"" completely drops you from their life for some guy?" sarcasm {'snum': '379041311443402752-3', 'incongruency': 'explicit'} ? 1515 "Don't yeah just love when one of your ""bestfriends"" completely drops you from their life for some guy?" "Don't yeah just hate when one of your ""bestfriends"" completely drops you from their life for some guy?" sarcasm {'snum': '379041311443402752-4', 'incongruency': 'explicit'} ? 1516 "Don't yeah just love when one of your ""bestfriends"" completely drops you from their life for some guy?" "Don't yeah just hate when one of your ""bestfriends"" completely drops you from their life for some guy?" sarcasm {'snum': '379041311443402752-5', 'incongruency': 'explicit'} ? 1517 Eating in the car. This road trip is fun! Eating in the car. This road trip is not fun. sarcasm {'snum': '382945297368100864-1', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 1518 Eating in the car. This road trip is fun! Eating in the car. This road trip is lame! sarcasm {'snum': '382945297368100864-2', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 1519 Eating in the car. This road trip is fun! Eating in the car. This road trip is not fun! sarcasm {'snum': '382945297368100864-3', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 1520 Eating in the car. This road trip is fun! Eating in the car. This road trip isn't very fun! sarcasm {'snum': '382945297368100864-4', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 1521 Eating in the car. This road trip is fun! Eating in the car. This road trip is not fun! sarcasm {'snum': '382945297368100864-5', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 1522 After 7 hours of work, there's nothing I look forward to more than 2 more hours of work. #ineedanap After 7 hours of work, the last think I want is 2 more hours of work. sarcasm {'snum': '378959800920711169-1', 'incongruency': 'explicit'} ? 1523 After 7 hours of work, there's nothing I look forward to more than 2 more hours of work. #ineedanap After 7 hours of work, there's nothing I hate more than 2 more hours of work. #ineedanap sarcasm {'snum': '378959800920711169-2', 'incongruency': 'explicit'} ? 1524 After 7 hours of work, there's nothing I look forward to more than 2 more hours of work. #ineedanap After 7 hours of work, I do not want to do 2 more hours of work. sarcasm {'snum': '378959800920711169-3', 'incongruency': 'explicit'} ? 1525 After 7 hours of work, there's nothing I look forward to more than 2 more hours of work. #ineedanap After 7 hours of work, I am not looking forward to doing another 2 hours of work. sarcasm {'snum': '378959800920711169-4', 'incongruency': 'explicit'} ? 1526 After 7 hours of work, there's nothing I look forward to more than 2 more hours of work. #ineedanap After 7 hours of work, there's nothing I look forward to less than 2 more hours of work. #ineedanap sarcasm {'snum': '378959800920711169-5', 'incongruency': 'explicit'} ? 1527 Wow I have so many friends in this sophomore English class it's unreal. #inacorner I don't have many friends in this sophomore English class. sarcasm {'snum': '380360805759197184-1', 'incongruency': 'explicit'} ? 1528 Wow I have so many friends in this sophomore English class it's unreal. #inacorner Wow I have no friends in this sophomore English class. #inacorner sarcasm {'snum': '380360805759197184-2', 'incongruency': 'explicit'} ? 1529 Wow I have so many friends in this sophomore English class it's unreal. #inacorner I have no friends in this sophomore English class it's unreal. #inacorner sarcasm {'snum': '380360805759197184-3', 'incongruency': 'explicit'} ? 1530 Wow I have so many friends in this sophomore English class it's unreal. #inacorner Wow I have so few friends in this sophomore English class it's unreal. #inacorner sarcasm {'snum': '380360805759197184-4', 'incongruency': 'explicit'} ? 1531 Wow I have so many friends in this sophomore English class it's unreal. #inacorner I don't have any friends in this sophomore English class sarcasm {'snum': '380360805759197184-5', 'incongruency': 'explicit'} ? 1532 You know what I absolutely love how much personality Jake Bugg has on stage.... You know what I absolutely hate how much personality Jake Bugg has on stage. sarcasm {'snum': '379201010344165376-1', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 1533 You know what I absolutely love how much personality Jake Bugg has on stage.... I absolutely hate how little personality Jake Bugg has on stage.... sarcasm {'snum': '379201010344165376-2', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 1534 You know what I absolutely love how much personality Jake Bugg has on stage.... I dislike how little personality Jake Bugg has on stage. sarcasm {'snum': '379201010344165376-3', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 1535 You know what I absolutely love how much personality Jake Bugg has on stage.... You know what I absolutely hate how much personality Jake Bugg has on stage... sarcasm {'snum': '379201010344165376-4', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 1536 You know what I absolutely love how much personality Jake Bugg has on stage.... I hate how Jake Bugg does not have much personality on stage sarcasm {'snum': '379201010344165376-5', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 1537 The girl you are going for is attractive. The girl you are going for is unattractive. sarcasm {'snum': '379144707856924672-1', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 1538 The girl you are going for is attractive. The girl you are going for is ugly. sarcasm {'snum': '379144707856924672-2', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 1539 The girl you are going for is attractive. The girl you are going for is unattractive. sarcasm {'snum': '379144707856924672-3', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 1540 The girl you are going for is attractive. The girl you are going for is not attractive. sarcasm {'snum': '379144707856924672-4', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 1541 The girl you are going for is attractive. The girl you're going for is ugly. sarcasm {'snum': '379144707856924672-5', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 1542 ToUser ToUser print more money, yah that's the answer! @User @User print more money, that's not the answer! sarcasm {'snum': '380392748278243328-1', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 1543 ToUser ToUser print more money, yah that's the answer! @User @User print more money, that's not the answer! sarcasm {'snum': '380392748278243328-2', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 1544 ToUser ToUser print more money, yah that's the answer! @User @User print more money, that's not the answer! sarcasm {'snum': '380392748278243328-3', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 1545 ToUser ToUser print more money, yah that's the answer! @User @User print more money, yah that's not the answer! sarcasm {'snum': '380392748278243328-4', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 1546 ToUser ToUser print more money, yah that's the answer! @user@user print more money is not the answer. sarcasm {'snum': '380392748278243328-5', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 1547 I do love a bit of product placement in music videos #SaidNobody Nobody likes product placement in music videos. sarcasm {'snum': '379209568242634752-1', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 1548 I do love a bit of product placement in music videos #SaidNobody I do dislike a bit of product placement in music videos #SaidEverybody sarcasm {'snum': '379209568242634752-2', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 1549 I do love a bit of product placement in music videos #SaidNobody I hate product placement in music videos #SaidNobody sarcasm {'snum': '379209568242634752-3', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 1550 I do love a bit of product placement in music videos #SaidNobody I do not like product placement in music videos. sarcasm {'snum': '379209568242634752-4', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 1551 I do love a bit of product placement in music videos #SaidNobody I hate product placement in music videos. sarcasm {'snum': '379209568242634752-5', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 1552 happy fucking birthday to me. today's gonna be great! It's my birthday today. Today is going to be a bad day. sarcasm {'snum': '379092678560198656-1', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 1553 happy fucking birthday to me. today's gonna be great! happy fucking birthday to me. today's gonna be disappointing! sarcasm {'snum': '379092678560198656-2', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 1554 happy fucking birthday to me. today's gonna be great! happy fucking birthday to me. today's gonna be terrible. sarcasm {'snum': '379092678560198656-3', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 1555 happy fucking birthday to me. today's gonna be great! no happy fucking birthday for me. today's gonna be horrible! sarcasm {'snum': '379092678560198656-4', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 1556 happy fucking birthday to me. today's gonna be great! Not a happy fucking birthday to me. today's not gonna be great! sarcasm {'snum': '379092678560198656-5', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 1557 I love waking up at 4 in the morning and feeling deprived of water in the desert for 80 days because of the amount of paint inhaled I hate waking up at 4 in the morning and feeling deprived of water in the desert for 80 days because of the amount of paint inhaled. sarcasm {'snum': '379154997231222784-1', 'incongruency': 'explicit'} ? 1558 I love waking up at 4 in the morning and feeling deprived of water in the desert for 80 days because of the amount of paint inhaled I hate waking up at 4 in the morning and feeling deprived of water in the desert for 80 days because of the amount of paint inhaled sarcasm {'snum': '379154997231222784-2', 'incongruency': 'explicit'} ? 1559 I love waking up at 4 in the morning and feeling deprived of water in the desert for 80 days because of the amount of paint inhaled I hate waking up at 4 in the morning and feeling deprived of water in the desert for 80 days because of the amount of paint inhaled sarcasm {'snum': '379154997231222784-3', 'incongruency': 'explicit'} ? 1560 I love waking up at 4 in the morning and feeling deprived of water in the desert for 80 days because of the amount of paint inhaled I hate waking up at 4 in the morning and feeling deprived of water in the desert for 80 days because of the amount of paint inhaled. sarcasm {'snum': '379154997231222784-4', 'incongruency': 'explicit'} ? 1561 I love waking up at 4 in the morning and feeling deprived of water in the desert for 80 days because of the amount of paint inhaled Paint fumes are disruptive and dehydrating. sarcasm {'snum': '379154997231222784-5', 'incongruency': 'explicit'} ? 1562 never too many Italians at one party.. There can be too many Italians at one party. sarcasm {'snum': '379002325521928192-1', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 1563 never too many Italians at one party.. There are too many Italians at this party. sarcasm {'snum': '379002325521928192-2', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 1564 never too many Italians at one party.. There are too many Italians at the party. sarcasm {'snum': '379002325521928192-3', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 1565 never too many Italians at one party.. There are too many Italians at this party. sarcasm {'snum': '379002325521928192-4', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 1566 never too many Italians at one party.. There are a lot of Italians at this party. sarcasm {'snum': '379002325521928192-5', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 1567 I am so smart and healthy when it comes to my choices with dinner. #snacks #cookies #cereal... http://t.co/6DimDAGO2O I am neither smart nor healthy when it comes to my choices with dinner. sarcasm {'snum': '384842034739433472-1', 'incongruency': 'explicit'} ? 1568 I am so smart and healthy when it comes to my choices with dinner. #snacks #cookies #cereal... http://t.co/6DimDAGO2O My dinner is very unhealthy. sarcasm {'snum': '384842034739433472-2', 'incongruency': 'explicit'} ? 1569 I am so smart and healthy when it comes to my choices with dinner. #snacks #cookies #cereal... http://t.co/6DimDAGO2O I am not smart and healthy when it comes to my choices with dinner. sarcasm {'snum': '384842034739433472-3', 'incongruency': 'explicit'} ? 1570 I am so smart and healthy when it comes to my choices with dinner. #snacks #cookies #cereal... http://t.co/6DimDAGO2O I am not smart or healthy when it comes to my choices with dinner. sarcasm {'snum': '384842034739433472-4', 'incongruency': 'explicit'} ? 1571 I am so smart and healthy when it comes to my choices with dinner. #snacks #cookies #cereal... http://t.co/6DimDAGO2O I am not so smart and healthy when it comes to my choices with dinner. #snacks #cookies #cereal... sarcasm {'snum': '384842034739433472-5', 'incongruency': 'explicit'} ? 1572 Getting homework from teachers is like getting presents from Santa Getting homework from teachers is not at all like getting presents from Santa sarcasm {'snum': '379064343951712256-1', 'incongruency': 'explicit'} ? 1573 Getting homework from teachers is like getting presents from Santa I hate getting homework from teachers. sarcasm {'snum': '379064343951712256-2', 'incongruency': 'explicit'} ? 1574 Getting homework from teachers is like getting presents from Santa Getting homework from teachers is not fun. sarcasm {'snum': '379064343951712256-3', 'incongruency': 'explicit'} ? 1575 Getting homework from teachers is like getting presents from Santa I don't like homework. sarcasm {'snum': '379064343951712256-4', 'incongruency': 'explicit'} ? 1576 Getting homework from teachers is like getting presents from Santa Getting homework from teachers is not like getting presents from Santa sarcasm {'snum': '379064343951712256-5', 'incongruency': 'explicit'} ? 1577 I could be wrong. There's a first time for everything. I could be wrong. I have been wrong before. sarcasm {'snum': '378950780080107520-1', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 1578 I could be wrong. There's a first time for everything. I am not wrong. I am never wrong. sarcasm {'snum': '378950780080107520-2', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 1579 I could be wrong. There's a first time for everything. I could be wrong. It's happened before. sarcasm {'snum': '378950780080107520-3', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 1580 I could be wrong. There's a first time for everything. I'm not wrong. There is a first time for everything. sarcasm {'snum': '378950780080107520-4', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 1581 I could be wrong. There's a first time for everything. I am probably not wrong because I hardly ever am. sarcasm {'snum': '378950780080107520-5', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 1582 The customers at the store today are definitely the definition of classy. #jokes The customers at the store today are definitely not classy. sarcasm {'snum': '379047837633224704-1', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 1583 The customers at the store today are definitely the definition of classy. #jokes The customers at the store today are definitely not classy. sarcasm {'snum': '379047837633224704-2', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 1584 The customers at the store today are definitely the definition of classy. #jokes The customers at the store today are not classy at all. sarcasm {'snum': '379047837633224704-3', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 1585 The customers at the store today are definitely the definition of classy. #jokes The customers at the store today are not classy. sarcasm {'snum': '379047837633224704-4', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 1586 The customers at the store today are definitely the definition of classy. #jokes The customers at the store today are definitely not the definition of classy. #jokes sarcasm {'snum': '379047837633224704-5', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 1587 Being forced to watch match of the day #yay I hate being forced to watch match of the day. sarcasm {'snum': '379003311011405824-1', 'incongruency': 'explicit'} ? 1588 Being forced to watch match of the day #yay I'm not enjoying watching the match of the day. sarcasm {'snum': '379003311011405824-2', 'incongruency': 'explicit'} ? 1589 Being forced to watch match of the day #yay Being forced to watch match of the day. I don't like this. sarcasm {'snum': '379003311011405824-3', 'incongruency': 'explicit'} ? 1590 Being forced to watch match of the day #yay Being forced to watch match of the day #nothappy sarcasm {'snum': '379003311011405824-4', 'incongruency': 'explicit'} ? 1591 made $3.30 today, woooo! I made $3.30 today, that is underwhelming. sarcasm {'snum': '379026149772230656-1', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 1592 made $3.30 today, woooo! made $3.30 today, bummer! sarcasm {'snum': '379026149772230656-2', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 1593 made $3.30 today, woooo! I only made $3.30 today, sad. sarcasm {'snum': '379026149772230656-3', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 1594 made $3.30 today, woooo! I'm disappointed that I only made $3.30 today. sarcasm {'snum': '379026149772230656-4', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 1595 made $3.30 today, woooo! I only made only a little bit of money today, $3.30. sarcasm {'snum': '379026149772230656-5', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 1596 I love how the quarterback can grab all up on the face mask. I mean that's just great. I hate how the quarterback can grab all up on the face mask. I mean that's terrible. sarcasm {'snum': '379009745257889792-1', 'incongruency': 'explicit'} ? 1597 I love how the quarterback can grab all up on the face mask. I mean that's just great. I dislike how the quarterback can grab all up on the face mask. I mean that's just awful. sarcasm {'snum': '379009745257889792-2', 'incongruency': 'explicit'} ? 1598 I love how the quarterback can grab all up on the face mask. I mean that's just great. I hate how the quarterback can grab all up on the face mask. I mean that's just terrible. sarcasm {'snum': '379009745257889792-3', 'incongruency': 'explicit'} ? 1599 I love how the quarterback can grab all up on the face mask. I mean that's just great. I don't like the fact that the quarterback can grab all up on the face mask. I mean that's just wrong. sarcasm {'snum': '379009745257889792-4', 'incongruency': 'explicit'} ? 1600 I love how the quarterback can grab all up on the face mask. I mean that's just great. I don't think the quarterback should be able to grab the face mask. That's really not OK. sarcasm {'snum': '379009745257889792-5', 'incongruency': 'explicit'} ? 1601 Having so much fun doing this homework I am not having fun doing this homework. sarcasm {'snum': '379031723948130304-1', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 1602 Having so much fun doing this homework Having no fun doing this homework sarcasm {'snum': '379031723948130304-2', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 1603 Having so much fun doing this homework Doing homework is not fun. sarcasm {'snum': '379031723948130304-3', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 1604 Having so much fun doing this homework Having no fun doing this homework sarcasm {'snum': '379031723948130304-4', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 1605 Having so much fun doing this homework I am not having fun doing this homework sarcasm {'snum': '379031723948130304-5', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 1606 drinking with my high school teacher is not weird at all. nope. drinking with my high school teacher is weird. sarcasm {'snum': '415695805484249088-1', 'incongruency': 'explicit'} ? 1607 drinking with my high school teacher is not weird at all. nope. drinking with my high school teacher is very awkward. Yeah. sarcasm {'snum': '415695805484249088-2', 'incongruency': 'explicit'} ? 1608 drinking with my high school teacher is not weird at all. nope. Drinking with my high school teacher is weird. sarcasm {'snum': '415695805484249088-3', 'incongruency': 'explicit'} ? 1609 drinking with my high school teacher is not weird at all. nope. Drinking with my high school teacher is weird. sarcasm {'snum': '415695805484249088-4', 'incongruency': 'explicit'} ? 1610 drinking with my high school teacher is not weird at all. nope. drinking with my high school teacher is weird. sarcasm {'snum': '415695805484249088-5', 'incongruency': 'explicit'} ? 1611 I love it when i make plans and everybody bails out on me. -_____- it #donewithpeople I hate it when i make plans and everybody bails out on me. sarcasm {'snum': '378996760611258368-1', 'incongruency': 'explicit'} ? 1612 I love it when i make plans and everybody bails out on me. -_____- it #donewithpeople I hate it when I make plans and everybody bails out on me. sarcasm {'snum': '378996760611258368-2', 'incongruency': 'explicit'} ? 1613 I love it when i make plans and everybody bails out on me. -_____- it #donewithpeople I hate it when i make plans and everybody bails out on me. sarcasm {'snum': '378996760611258368-3', 'incongruency': 'explicit'} ? 1614 I love it when i make plans and everybody bails out on me. -_____- it #donewithpeople I hate it when i make plans and everybody bails out on me. -_____- it #donewithpeople sarcasm {'snum': '378996760611258368-4', 'incongruency': 'explicit'} ? 1615 Love it when people drive by and randomly honk this late at night I hate it when people drive by and randomly honk this late at night sarcasm {'snum': '379089916493180928-1', 'incongruency': 'explicit'} ? 1616 Love it when people drive by and randomly honk this late at night Hate it when people drive by and randomly honk this late at night sarcasm {'snum': '379089916493180928-2', 'incongruency': 'explicit'} ? 1617 Love it when people drive by and randomly honk this late at night I hate it when people drive by and randomly honk this late at night sarcasm {'snum': '379089916493180928-3', 'incongruency': 'explicit'} ? 1618 Love it when people drive by and randomly honk this late at night Don't love it when people drive by and randomly honk this late at night sarcasm {'snum': '379089916493180928-4', 'incongruency': 'explicit'} ? 1619 Love it when people drive by and randomly honk this late at night I hate it when people drive by and randomly honk this late at night sarcasm {'snum': '379089916493180928-5', 'incongruency': 'explicit'} ? 1620 We are just going to look so cute all matchy matchy SSSS We are not going to look so cute all matchy matchy. sarcasm {'snum': '378960264299028480-1', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 1621 We are just going to look so cute all matchy matchy SSSS We are not going to look so cute all matchy matchy SSSS sarcasm {'snum': '378960264299028480-2', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 1622 We are just going to look so cute all matchy matchy SSSS We are just going to look bad all matchy matchy sarcasm {'snum': '378960264299028480-3', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 1623 an auctioneer proposing to his girlfriend At an auction #howromantic An auctioneer proposing to his girlfriend at an auction isn't very romantic. sarcasm {'snum': '378960483593629696-1', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 1624 an auctioneer proposing to his girlfriend At an auction #howromantic An auctioneer proposing to his girlfriend at an auction isn't very romantic. sarcasm {'snum': '378960483593629696-2', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 1625 an auctioneer proposing to his girlfriend At an auction #howromantic An auctioneer proposing to his girlfriend at an auction is not romantic. sarcasm {'snum': '378960483593629696-3', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 1626 an auctioneer proposing to his girlfriend At an auction #howromantic An auctioneer proposing at an auction #notromantic sarcasm {'snum': '378960483593629696-4', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 1627 ToUser you really know boxing don you You really don't know boxing. sarcasm {'snum': '379093922623942656-1', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 1628 ToUser you really know boxing don you @User you don't really know much about boxing sarcasm {'snum': '379093922623942656-2', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 1629 ToUser you really know boxing don you You don't know anything about boxing. sarcasm {'snum': '379093922623942656-3', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 1630 ToUser you really know boxing don you user doesnt know boxing well sarcasm {'snum': '379093922623942656-4', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 1631 ToUser you really know boxing don you @User you really know nothing about boxing don you sarcasm {'snum': '379093922623942656-5', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 1632 There's nothing like drinking alone in an empty apartment Drinking alone in an empty apartment is not a good thing. sarcasm {'snum': '379055564871200768-1', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 1633 There's nothing like drinking alone in an empty apartment I'm all alone in my apartment. sarcasm {'snum': '379055564871200768-2', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 1634 There's nothing like drinking alone in an empty apartment I don't like drinking alone in an empty apartment. sarcasm {'snum': '379055564871200768-3', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 1635 There's nothing like drinking alone in an empty apartment There's nothing worse than drinking alone in an empty apartment. sarcasm {'snum': '379055564871200768-4', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 1636 There's nothing like drinking alone in an empty apartment There's nothing worse than drinking alone in an empty apartment sarcasm {'snum': '379055564871200768-5', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 1637 You are so true in what you say its rediculous!! You are so untruthful in what you say. sarcasm {'snum': '379118502260391937-1', 'incongruency': 'explicit'} ? 1638 You are so true in what you say its rediculous!! You are so wrong in what you say its ridiculous!! sarcasm {'snum': '379118502260391937-2', 'incongruency': 'explicit'} ? 1639 You are so true in what you say its rediculous!! You are so wrong in what you say. sarcasm {'snum': '379118502260391937-3', 'incongruency': 'explicit'} ? 1640 You are so true in what you say its rediculous!! You are so false in what you say its ridiculous!! sarcasm {'snum': '379118502260391937-4', 'incongruency': 'explicit'} ? 1641 You are so true in what you say its rediculous!! You are so not true in what you say its rediculous!! sarcasm {'snum': '379118502260391937-5', 'incongruency': 'explicit'} ? 1642 ToUser It's encouraging how Portland Police Officers feel they're above the law. #parkingfail http://t.co/lkGH43pBUM It's discouraging how Portland Police Officers feel they're above the law. sarcasm {'snum': '378969163819003904-1', 'incongruency': 'explicit'} ? 1643 ToUser It's encouraging how Portland Police Officers feel they're above the law. #parkingfail http://t.co/lkGH43pBUM It's discouraging how Portland Police Officers feel they're above the law. sarcasm {'snum': '378969163819003904-2', 'incongruency': 'explicit'} ? 1644 ToUser It's encouraging how Portland Police Officers feel they're above the law. #parkingfail http://t.co/lkGH43pBUM I'm discouraged that many Portland Police Officers think they're above the law. sarcasm {'snum': '378969163819003904-3', 'incongruency': 'explicit'} ? 1645 ToUser It's encouraging how Portland Police Officers feel they're above the law. #parkingfail http://t.co/lkGH43pBUM @User It's not encouraging how Portland Police Officers feel they're above the law. #parkingfail http://t.co/lkGH43pBUM sarcasm {'snum': '378969163819003904-4', 'incongruency': 'explicit'} ? 1646 ToUser It's encouraging how Portland Police Officers feel they're above the law. #parkingfail http://t.co/lkGH43pBUM It's discouraging how Portland Police Officers feel they're above the law. sarcasm {'snum': '378969163819003904-5', 'incongruency': 'explicit'} ? 1647 And they all lived happily ever after ? I doubt they all lived happily ever after. sarcasm {'snum': '419912712026882048-1', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 1648 And they all lived happily ever after ? They did not all live happily ever after. sarcasm {'snum': '419912712026882048-2', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 1649 And they all lived happily ever after ? And they all lived sadly ever after sarcasm {'snum': '419912712026882048-3', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 1650 And they all lived happily ever after ? I don't think they all lived happily ever after. sarcasm {'snum': '419912712026882048-4', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 1651 And they all lived happily ever after ? I doubt they all lived happily ever after. sarcasm {'snum': '419912712026882048-5', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 1652 Spending a fair portion of the day painting and decorating! Been looking forward to it! Spending a fair portion of the day painting and decorating. I have not been looking forward to it. sarcasm {'snum': '396581720285130752-1', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 1653 Spending a fair portion of the day painting and decorating! Been looking forward to it! Spending a fair portion of the day painting and decorating. I have not been looking forward to this. sarcasm {'snum': '396581720285130752-2', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 1654 Spending a fair portion of the day painting and decorating! Been looking forward to it! Spending a fair portion of the day painting and decorating! Have not been looking forward to it! sarcasm {'snum': '396581720285130752-3', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 1655 Spending a fair portion of the day painting and decorating! Been looking forward to it! I have been dreading spending today painting and decorating! sarcasm {'snum': '396581720285130752-4', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 1656 Spending a fair portion of the day painting and decorating! Been looking forward to it! Spending a fair portion of the day painting and decorating! Been dreading it! sarcasm {'snum': '396581720285130752-5', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 1657 My favorite thing ever is seeing the petrol light come on! #goesnowhere ? I hate seeing the petrol light come on! sarcasm {'snum': '403185353810771968-1', 'incongruency': 'explicit'} ? 1658 My favorite thing ever is seeing the petrol light come on! #goesnowhere ? My least favorite thing ever is seeing the petrol light come on! sarcasm {'snum': '403185353810771968-2', 'incongruency': 'explicit'} ? 1659 My favorite thing ever is seeing the petrol light come on! #goesnowhere ? the petrol light is useless and i hate it. sarcasm {'snum': '403185353810771968-3', 'incongruency': 'explicit'} ? 1660 My favorite thing ever is seeing the petrol light come on! #goesnowhere ? My least favorite thing is seeing the petrol light come on. sarcasm {'snum': '403185353810771968-4', 'incongruency': 'explicit'} ? 1661 My favorite thing ever is seeing the petrol light come on! #goesnowhere ? I like seeing the petrol light come on. sarcasm {'snum': '403185353810771968-5', 'incongruency': 'explicit'} ? 1662 Before the weekend gets started im gonna get started in this homework ? I am unlikely to get started on this homework before the weekend gets started. sarcasm {'snum': '380819044779053056-1', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 1663 Before the weekend gets started im gonna get started in this homework ? he isn't doing homework before the weekend sarcasm {'snum': '380819044779053056-2', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 1664 Before the weekend gets started im gonna get started in this homework ? I'm not sure I'll get started on this homework before the weekend gets started. sarcasm {'snum': '380819044779053056-3', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 1665 Before the weekend gets started im gonna get started in this homework ? The last thing I want to do this weekend is get started on this homework sarcasm {'snum': '380819044779053056-4', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 1666 Working a double tomorrow. Woo hoo! #Work #MyJob #ThinkAboutTheMoney Working a double tomorrow. I am not excited. sarcasm {'snum': '379055403390476288-1', 'incongruency': 'explicit'} ? 1667 Working a double tomorrow. Woo hoo! #Work #MyJob #ThinkAboutTheMoney I'm working double tomorrow, I hate it. sarcasm {'snum': '379055403390476288-2', 'incongruency': 'explicit'} ? 1668 Working a double tomorrow. Woo hoo! #Work #MyJob #ThinkAboutTheMoney I am not looking forward to working so many hours tomorrow. sarcasm {'snum': '379055403390476288-3', 'incongruency': 'explicit'} ? 1669 Working a double tomorrow. Woo hoo! #Work #MyJob #ThinkAboutTheMoney Tomorrow will be a long day at work but the money will be worth it. sarcasm {'snum': '379055403390476288-4', 'incongruency': 'explicit'} ? 1670 Working a double tomorrow. Woo hoo! #Work #MyJob #ThinkAboutTheMoney Working a double tomorrow. Boo! #Work #MyJob #ThinkAboutTheMoney sarcasm {'snum': '379055403390476288-5', 'incongruency': 'explicit'} ? 1671 ToUser ToUser wow what a great come back you definitely won this argument #lol That is a terrible comeback, you definitely lost this argument. sarcasm {'snum': '379076733313777664-1', 'incongruency': 'explicit'} ? 1672 ToUser ToUser wow what a great come back you definitely won this argument #lol That's a terrible comeback. You lose this argument. sarcasm {'snum': '379076733313777664-2', 'incongruency': 'explicit'} ? 1673 ToUser ToUser wow what a great come back you definitely won this argument #lol Your response was not effective. sarcasm {'snum': '379076733313777664-3', 'incongruency': 'explicit'} ? 1674 ToUser ToUser wow what a great come back you definitely won this argument #lol @User @User wow what a bad come back you definitely lost this argument #lol sarcasm {'snum': '379076733313777664-4', 'incongruency': 'explicit'} ? 1675 ToUser ToUser wow what a great come back you definitely won this argument #lol That was not a good come back and you definitely lost this argument sarcasm {'snum': '379076733313777664-5', 'incongruency': 'explicit'} ? 1676 your dedication is overwhelming Your dedication is underwhelming. sarcasm {'snum': '378971265937072128-1', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 1677 your dedication is overwhelming Your dedication is underwhelming. sarcasm {'snum': '378971265937072128-2', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 1678 your dedication is overwhelming You are not dedicated. sarcasm {'snum': '378971265937072128-3', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 1679 your dedication is overwhelming You are not very dedicated. sarcasm {'snum': '378971265937072128-4', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 1680 your dedication is overwhelming you lack dedication sarcasm {'snum': '378971265937072128-5', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 1681 I feel like if we went to the same school we could be best friends! ?? I feel like if we went to the same school we would not be friends at all. sarcasm {'snum': '418923026537660416-1', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 1682 I feel like if we went to the same school we could be best friends! ?? If we went to the same school we wouldn't be friends. sarcasm {'snum': '418923026537660416-2', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 1683 I feel like if we went to the same school we could be best friends! ?? I don't think that even if we went to the same school we could be best friends. sarcasm {'snum': '418923026537660416-3', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 1684 I feel like if we went to the same school we could be best friends! ?? If we went to the same school, we wouldn't be best friends. sarcasm {'snum': '418923026537660416-4', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 1685 I feel like if we went to the same school we could be best friends! ?? We can never be best friends. sarcasm {'snum': '418923026537660416-5', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 1686 i forgot how much i love writing labs i forgot how much i hate writing labs. sarcasm {'snum': '379058589442129920-1', 'incongruency': 'explicit'} ? 1687 i forgot how much i love writing labs i forgot how much I hate writing labs sarcasm {'snum': '379058589442129920-2', 'incongruency': 'explicit'} ? 1688 i forgot how much i love writing labs I hate writing labs. sarcasm {'snum': '379058589442129920-3', 'incongruency': 'explicit'} ? 1689 i forgot how much i love writing labs i forgot how much i hate writing labs sarcasm {'snum': '379058589442129920-4', 'incongruency': 'explicit'} ? 1690 i forgot how much i love writing labs I forgot how much I hate writing labs sarcasm {'snum': '379058589442129920-5', 'incongruency': 'explicit'} ? 1691 That's not weird at all. That's weird. sarcasm {'snum': '379030146885238784-1', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 1692 That's not weird at all. That's very weird. sarcasm {'snum': '379030146885238784-2', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 1693 That's not weird at all. That is very weird. sarcasm {'snum': '379030146885238784-3', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 1694 That's not weird at all. That's really weird. sarcasm {'snum': '379030146885238784-4', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 1695 That's not weird at all. That is weird. sarcasm {'snum': '379030146885238784-5', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 1696 "I love people who when you like one, stupid artsy instagram picture of theirs message you and are all ""let's hang out!""" "I hate people who when you like one, stupid artsy instagram picture of theirs message you and are all ""let's hang out!""" sarcasm {'snum': '379014450243579904-1', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 1697 "I love people who when you like one, stupid artsy instagram picture of theirs message you and are all ""let's hang out!""" "I dislike people who when you like one, stupid artsy instagram picture of theirs message you and are all ""let's hang out!""" sarcasm {'snum': '379014450243579904-2', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 1698 "I love people who when you like one, stupid artsy instagram picture of theirs message you and are all ""let's hang out!""" I hate when you like one of someone's Instagram photos and they think you should hang out. sarcasm {'snum': '379014450243579904-3', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 1699 "I love people who when you like one, stupid artsy instagram picture of theirs message you and are all ""let's hang out!""" I hate it when people want to be best friends after you like one instagram picture in their message and you barely know them. sarcasm {'snum': '379014450243579904-4', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 1700 "I love people who when you like one, stupid artsy instagram picture of theirs message you and are all ""let's hang out!""" "I hate people who when you like one, stupid artsy instagram picture of theirs message you and are all ""let's hang out!""" sarcasm {'snum': '379014450243579904-5', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 1701 Norfolk is so much fun!!! There's just so much to do!!!! Norfolk isn't much fun. There is not much to do. sarcasm {'snum': '378983203559596032-1', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 1702 Norfolk is so much fun!!! There's just so much to do!!!! Norfolk is not very fun. There's not much to do. sarcasm {'snum': '378983203559596032-2', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 1703 Norfolk is so much fun!!! There's just so much to do!!!! Norfolk is so boring! There's nothing to do! sarcasm {'snum': '378983203559596032-3', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 1704 Norfolk is so much fun!!! There's just so much to do!!!! Norfolk is so boring! There's nothing to do! sarcasm {'snum': '378983203559596032-4', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 1705 Norfolk is so much fun!!! There's just so much to do!!!! Norfolk is no fun!!! There's nothing to do!!! sarcasm {'snum': '378983203559596032-5', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 1706 I feel like an absolute gem today I feel absolutely horrible today. sarcasm {'snum': '378992768431185920-1', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 1707 I feel like an absolute gem today I feel like an absolute pig today sarcasm {'snum': '378992768431185920-2', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 1708 I feel like an absolute gem today I feel horrible today. sarcasm {'snum': '378992768431185920-3', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 1709 I feel like an absolute gem today I feel like garbage today sarcasm {'snum': '378992768431185920-4', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 1710 I feel like an absolute gem today I don't feel well today. sarcasm {'snum': '378992768431185920-5', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 1711 Can't wait to argue with people tomorrow on why they can't purchase alcohol before 8 am... I wish I didn't have to argue with people tomorrow on why they can't purchase alcohol before 8 am. sarcasm {'snum': '379078303803785216-1', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 1712 Can't wait to argue with people tomorrow on why they can't purchase alcohol before 8 am... I'm dreading arguing with people tomorrow on why they can't purchase alcohol before 8 am. sarcasm {'snum': '379078303803785216-2', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 1713 Can't wait to argue with people tomorrow on why they can't purchase alcohol before 8 am... I don't want to argue with people tomorrow on why they can't purchase alcohol before 8 am... sarcasm {'snum': '379078303803785216-3', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 1714 Can't wait to argue with people tomorrow on why they can't purchase alcohol before 8 am... I don't want to argue with people tomorrow on why they can't purchase alcohol before 8 am. sarcasm {'snum': '379078303803785216-4', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 1715 Can't wait to argue with people tomorrow on why they can't purchase alcohol before 8 am... It is going to be a difficult day tomorrow having to explain to people that they can't purchase alcohol before 8 am. sarcasm {'snum': '379078303803785216-5', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 1716 I can't wait for the basic white girls to quote wrecking ball in there selfies I dread seeing the basic white girls quoting wrecking ball in there selfies. sarcasm {'snum': '378975852471812096-1', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 1717 I can't wait for the basic white girls to quote wrecking ball in there selfies I hope the basic white girls don't quote wrecking ball in their selfies. sarcasm {'snum': '378975852471812096-2', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 1718 I can't wait for the basic white girls to quote wrecking ball in there selfies I can't stand the basic white girls to quote wrecking ball in there selfies sarcasm {'snum': '378975852471812096-3', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 1719 I'd like to thank the most recent Windows update for deleting all my icons, my wallpaper, and Google Chrome. Great job Windows. I blame the most recent Windows update for deleting all my icons, my wallpaper, and Google Chrome. Horrible job Windows. sarcasm {'snum': '379073621181730816-1', 'incongruency': 'explicit'} ? 1720 I'd like to thank the most recent Windows update for deleting all my icons, my wallpaper, and Google Chrome. Great job Windows. I'd like to complain that the most recent Windows update for deleting all my icons, my wallpaper, and Google Chrome. Bad job Windows. sarcasm {'snum': '379073621181730816-2', 'incongruency': 'explicit'} ? 1721 I'd like to thank the most recent Windows update for deleting all my icons, my wallpaper, and Google Chrome. Great job Windows. I hate the most recent Windows update for deleting my icons, my wallpaper, and Google Chrome. You're terrible, Windows. sarcasm {'snum': '379073621181730816-3', 'incongruency': 'explicit'} ? 1722 I'd like to thank the most recent Windows update for deleting all my icons, my wallpaper, and Google Chrome. Great job Windows. I would like to say that the most recent Windows update just deleted all my icons, my wallpaper, and my Goggle Chrome. Poor job Windows. sarcasm {'snum': '379073621181730816-4', 'incongruency': 'explicit'} ? 1723 Just took dads golf cart out! Glad someone told me the brakes stopped working Just took dads golf cart out! I wish someone would have told me the brakes stopped working sarcasm {'snum': '379016710612733952-1', 'incongruency': 'explicit'} ? 1724 Just took dads golf cart out! Glad someone told me the brakes stopped working Just took dads golf cart out! I wish someone told me the brakes stopped working sarcasm {'snum': '379016710612733952-2', 'incongruency': 'explicit'} ? 1725 Just took dads golf cart out! Glad someone told me the brakes stopped working I wish someone would have told me that the brakes in dads golf cart had went out before I took it out. sarcasm {'snum': '379016710612733952-3', 'incongruency': 'explicit'} ? 1726 Just took dads golf cart out! Glad someone told me the brakes stopped working Just took dads golf cart out! Not glad nobody told me the brakes stopped working. sarcasm {'snum': '379016710612733952-4', 'incongruency': 'explicit'} ? 1727 Just took dads golf cart out! Glad someone told me the brakes stopped working I just took dads golf cart out. I wish someone would have told me the brakes stopped working. sarcasm {'snum': '379016710612733952-5', 'incongruency': 'explicit'} ? 1728 You know what I love? Knowing I'm going to go home after the gym and have nothing to do.. On a Saturday night.. Awesome. I hate knowing I'm going to go home after the gym and have nothing to do.. On a Saturday night.. sarcasm {'snum': '379090972346294273-1', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 1729 You know what I love? Knowing I'm going to go home after the gym and have nothing to do.. On a Saturday night.. Awesome. I hate knowing i'm going to go home after the gym and have nothing to do on a Saturday night. Not cool. sarcasm {'snum': '379090972346294273-2', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 1730 You know what I love? Knowing I'm going to go home after the gym and have nothing to do.. On a Saturday night.. Awesome. You know what I hate? Know I'm going to go home after the gym and have nothing to do.. On a Saturday night. Just awful. sarcasm {'snum': '379090972346294273-3', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 1731 You know what I love? Knowing I'm going to go home after the gym and have nothing to do.. On a Saturday night.. Awesome. You know what I hate? Knowing after I get home from the gym I don't have anything else to do on a Saturday night. sarcasm {'snum': '379090972346294273-4', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 1732 You know what I love? Knowing I'm going to go home after the gym and have nothing to do.. On a Saturday night.. Awesome. You know what I hate? Knowing I'm going to go home and have nothing to do on a Saturday night. sarcasm {'snum': '379090972346294273-5', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 1733 ToUser So glad apple hasn't sent me the update yet!!! I am unhappy that Apple hasn't sent me the update yet! sarcasm {'snum': '380463216263831552-1', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 1734 ToUser So glad apple hasn't sent me the update yet!!! I want Apple to send me an update! sarcasm {'snum': '380463216263831552-2', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 1735 ToUser So glad apple hasn't sent me the update yet!!! I'm really upset that Apple hasn't sent me the update yet. sarcasm {'snum': '380463216263831552-3', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 1736 ToUser So glad apple hasn't sent me the update yet!!! I wish apple would send me the update already! sarcasm {'snum': '380463216263831552-4', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 1737 ToUser So glad apple hasn't sent me the update yet!!! I have yet to receive the apple update. sarcasm {'snum': '380463216263831552-5', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 1738 I love having no time to clean my apartment! ? I hate having no time to clean my apartment. sarcasm {'snum': '380402098753376257-1', 'incongruency': 'explicit'} ? 1739 I love having no time to clean my apartment! ? I wish I had time to clean my apartment today! sarcasm {'snum': '380402098753376257-2', 'incongruency': 'explicit'} ? 1740 I love having no time to clean my apartment! ? I hate having no time to clean my apartment. sarcasm {'snum': '380402098753376257-3', 'incongruency': 'explicit'} ? 1741 I love having no time to clean my apartment! ? I wish I had more time to clean my apartment! sarcasm {'snum': '380402098753376257-4', 'incongruency': 'explicit'} ? 1742 I love having no time to clean my apartment! ? I hate having no time to clean my apartment! sarcasm {'snum': '380402098753376257-5', 'incongruency': 'explicit'} ? 1743 Ed Davey is such a passionate, inspiring speaker. #ldconf Ed Davey is not a passionate, inspiring speaker. sarcasm {'snum': '379207422276947968-1', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 1744 Ed Davey is such a passionate, inspiring speaker. #ldconf Ed Davey is such a dull, monotonous speaker. #ldconf sarcasm {'snum': '379207422276947968-2', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 1745 Ed Davey is such a passionate, inspiring speaker. #ldconf Ed Davey is a boring, uninspiring speaker. sarcasm {'snum': '379207422276947968-3', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 1746 Ed Davey is such a passionate, inspiring speaker. #ldconf Ed Davey is not a very passionate or inspiring speaker. sarcasm {'snum': '379207422276947968-4', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 1747 Glad I Have A Boyfriend That Truly Cares I don't have a boyfriend that truly cares. sarcasm {'snum': '379256218495516672-1', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 1748 Glad I Have A Boyfriend That Truly Cares I hate that I have a boyfriend that doesn't care. sarcasm {'snum': '379256218495516672-2', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 1749 Glad I Have A Boyfriend That Truly Cares I'm upset that I do not have a boyfriend that truly cares. sarcasm {'snum': '379256218495516672-3', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 1750 Glad I Have A Boyfriend That Truly Cares My boyfriend doesn't really care about me. sarcasm {'snum': '379256218495516672-4', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 1751 Glad I Have A Boyfriend That Truly Cares I am sad I have a boyfriend that doesn't care. sarcasm {'snum': '379256218495516672-5', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 1752 I love how my mom gets mad a me for no reason!! I hate how my mom gets mad a me for no reason!! sarcasm {'snum': '379082995623546880-1', 'incongruency': 'explicit'} ? 1753 I love how my mom gets mad a me for no reason!! I hate how my mom gets mad a me for no reason!! sarcasm {'snum': '379082995623546880-2', 'incongruency': 'explicit'} ? 1754 I love how my mom gets mad a me for no reason!! Its seems as if my mother gets mad at me for no reason. sarcasm {'snum': '379082995623546880-3', 'incongruency': 'explicit'} ? 1755 I love how my mom gets mad a me for no reason!! I hate that my mom gets mad at me for no reason. sarcasm {'snum': '379082995623546880-4', 'incongruency': 'explicit'} ? 1756 I love how my mom gets mad a me for no reason!! I don't like how my mom gets mad at me for no reason!! sarcasm {'snum': '379082995623546880-5', 'incongruency': 'explicit'} ? 1757 I appreciate the effort. I don't appreciate the lack of effort. sarcasm {'snum': '379108989692170240-1', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 1758 I appreciate the effort. I do not appreciate the effort. sarcasm {'snum': '379108989692170240-2', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 1759 I appreciate the effort. I don't appreciate your efforts. sarcasm {'snum': '379108989692170240-3', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 1760 I appreciate the effort. I don't appreciate the effort you made. sarcasm {'snum': '379108989692170240-4', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 1761 Got pictures and autographs today along with some awesome prints. And tomorrow is going to be more of the same. Oh darn! Got pictures and autographs today along with some awesome prints. And tomorrow is going to be more of the same. I am excited. sarcasm {'snum': '379078458665484288-1', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 1762 Got pictures and autographs today along with some awesome prints. And tomorrow is going to be more of the same. Oh darn! Got pictures and autographs today along with some awesome prints. And tomorrow is going to be more of the same. Oh yes! sarcasm {'snum': '379078458665484288-2', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 1763 Got pictures and autographs today along with some awesome prints. And tomorrow is going to be more of the same. Oh darn! Got pictures and autographs today along with some awesome prints. And tomorrow is going to be more of the same. Yay! sarcasm {'snum': '379078458665484288-3', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 1764 Got pictures and autographs today along with some awesome prints. And tomorrow is going to be more of the same. Oh darn! Got pictures and autographs today along with some awesome prints. And tomorrow is going to be more of the same. yay! sarcasm {'snum': '379078458665484288-4', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 1765 A mandatory orientation for work next week.....so fun! #ilovemyoldcrew #LMAfambamalways A mandatory orientation for work next week. It will not be fun. sarcasm {'snum': '383294589592801282-1', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 1766 A mandatory orientation for work next week.....so fun! #ilovemyoldcrew #LMAfambamalways A mandatory orientation for work next week...so not fun! sarcasm {'snum': '383294589592801282-2', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 1767 A mandatory orientation for work next week.....so fun! #ilovemyoldcrew #LMAfambamalways The mandatory orientation for work next week will be so boring. sarcasm {'snum': '383294589592801282-3', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 1768 A mandatory orientation for work next week.....so fun! #ilovemyoldcrew #LMAfambamalways A mandatory orientation for work next week.....not fun! sarcasm {'snum': '383294589592801282-4', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 1769 A mandatory orientation for work next week.....so fun! #ilovemyoldcrew #LMAfambamalways A mandatory orientation for work next week.......so not fun. sarcasm {'snum': '383294589592801282-5', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 1770 I love the media guys that only care about ToUser when they struggle or something goes wrong. #Golivesomewhereelse I hate the media guys that only care about @User when they struggle or something goes wrong. sarcasm {'snum': '378959486284623872-1', 'incongruency': 'explicit'} ? 1771 I love the media guys that only care about ToUser when they struggle or something goes wrong. #Golivesomewhereelse I hate the media guys that only care about @User when they struggle or something goes wrong. sarcasm {'snum': '378959486284623872-2', 'incongruency': 'explicit'} ? 1772 I love the media guys that only care about ToUser when they struggle or something goes wrong. #Golivesomewhereelse I really hate that the media guys only care about @user when they struggle or something goes wrong. #Golivesomewhereelse sarcasm {'snum': '378959486284623872-3', 'incongruency': 'explicit'} ? 1773 I love the media guys that only care about ToUser when they struggle or something goes wrong. #Golivesomewhereelse The media's focus is misdirected. sarcasm {'snum': '378959486284623872-4', 'incongruency': 'explicit'} ? 1774 Proved to everyone at my work today that I have no common sense, was so fabulous Proved to everyone at my work today that I have no common sense, was so horrible. sarcasm {'snum': '378981055799525376-1', 'incongruency': 'explicit'} ? 1775 Proved to everyone at my work today that I have no common sense, was so fabulous Proved to everyone at my work today that I have no common sense. It was awful. sarcasm {'snum': '378981055799525376-2', 'incongruency': 'explicit'} ? 1776 Proved to everyone at my work today that I have no common sense, was so fabulous I'm so embarrassed. I looked like someone who has no common sense at work today. sarcasm {'snum': '378981055799525376-3', 'incongruency': 'explicit'} ? 1777 Proved to everyone at my work today that I have no common sense, was so fabulous Proved to everyone at my work today that I have no common sense, was so horrible sarcasm {'snum': '378981055799525376-4', 'incongruency': 'explicit'} ? 1778 Proved to everyone at my work today that I have no common sense, was so fabulous Proved to everyone at my work today that I have no common sense, was not fabulous sarcasm {'snum': '378981055799525376-5', 'incongruency': 'explicit'} ? 1779 I love it when people give up on something they really want #not I hate it when people give up on something they really want. sarcasm {'snum': '379022458818686976-1', 'incongruency': 'explicit'} ? 1780 I love it when people give up on something they really want #not I hate it when people give up on something they really want sarcasm {'snum': '379022458818686976-2', 'incongruency': 'explicit'} ? 1781 I love it when people give up on something they really want #not I hate it when people give up on something they really want. sarcasm {'snum': '379022458818686976-3', 'incongruency': 'explicit'} ? 1782 I love it when people give up on something they really want #not I hate it when people give up on something they really want #truth sarcasm {'snum': '379022458818686976-4', 'incongruency': 'explicit'} ? 1783 I love it when people give up on something they really want #not I hate it when people give up on something they really want. sarcasm {'snum': '379022458818686976-5', 'incongruency': 'explicit'} ? 1784 Already welcomed very nicely to the Purdue campus.... #GoIrish #BeatPurdue ToUser We were not welcomed very nicely to the Purdue campus. sarcasm {'snum': '378994512800280577-1', 'incongruency': 'explicit'} ? 1785 Already welcomed very nicely to the Purdue campus.... #GoIrish #BeatPurdue ToUser Already given a hostile welcome to the Purdue campus.... #GoIrish #BeatPurdue @User sarcasm {'snum': '378994512800280577-2', 'incongruency': 'explicit'} ? 1786 Already welcomed very nicely to the Purdue campus.... #GoIrish #BeatPurdue ToUser Purdue fans are rude. sarcasm {'snum': '378994512800280577-3', 'incongruency': 'explicit'} ? 1787 Already welcomed very nicely to the Purdue campus.... #GoIrish #BeatPurdue ToUser Already feel unwelcomed on the Purdue campus. #GoIrish #BeatPurdue sarcasm {'snum': '378994512800280577-4', 'incongruency': 'explicit'} ? 1788 Perfect time to get strep throat!!! ??? This is a bad time to get strep throat. sarcasm {'snum': '399899303415529472-1', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 1789 Perfect time to get strep throat!!! ??? Terrible time to get strep throat!!! sarcasm {'snum': '399899303415529472-2', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 1790 Perfect time to get strep throat!!! ??? My illness is inconvenient. sarcasm {'snum': '399899303415529472-3', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 1791 Perfect time to get strep throat!!! ??? Horrible time to get strep throat!!! sarcasm {'snum': '399899303415529472-4', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 1792 Perfect time to get strep throat!!! ??? Really bad time to get strep throat!!! ??? sarcasm {'snum': '399899303415529472-5', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 1793 I can't believe you actually existed! I believe you actually existed. sarcasm {'snum': '415025246060572672-1', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 1794 I can't believe you actually existed! You are real. sarcasm {'snum': '415025246060572672-2', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 1795 I can't believe you actually existed! I didn't notice you before. sarcasm {'snum': '415025246060572672-3', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 1796 I can't believe you actually existed! I can believe you actually existed! sarcasm {'snum': '415025246060572672-4', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 1797 Love how the radio takes me down memory lane! I dislike how the radio takes me down memory lane. sarcasm {'snum': '379045109004001280-1', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 1798 Love how the radio takes me down memory lane! Either: I hate how the radio makes me recall bad memories! Or: I hate how the radio always plays old songs! sarcasm {'snum': '379045109004001280-2', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 1799 Love how the radio takes me down memory lane! I hate when the radio takes me down memory lane. sarcasm {'snum': '379045109004001280-3', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 1800 Love how the radio takes me down memory lane! I hate how the radio takes me down memory lane sarcasm {'snum': '379045109004001280-4', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 1801 I love surprise platinums at 5am.... I hate surprise platinums at 5am. sarcasm {'snum': '379213873875660800-1', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 1802 I love surprise platinums at 5am.... I hate surprise platinums at 5am.... sarcasm {'snum': '379213873875660800-2', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 1803 I love surprise platinums at 5am.... I hate surprise platinums at 5am.... sarcasm {'snum': '379213873875660800-3', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 1804 I love surprise platinums at 5am.... I do not love surprise platinums at 5am. sarcasm {'snum': '379213873875660800-4', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 1805 I love surprise platinums at 5am.... I hate surprise platinums at 5am.... sarcasm {'snum': '379213873875660800-5', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 1806 I love how I get in trouble if I do say something and if I don't say anything. I hate how I get in trouble if I do say something and if I don't say anything. sarcasm {'snum': '378993918488371200-1', 'incongruency': 'explicit'} ? 1807 I love how I get in trouble if I do say something and if I don't say anything. I hate how I get in trouble if I do say something and if I don't say anything. sarcasm {'snum': '378993918488371200-2', 'incongruency': 'explicit'} ? 1808 I love how I get in trouble if I do say something and if I don't say anything. I hate that I get in trouble if I either do say something or if I don't say anything. sarcasm {'snum': '378993918488371200-3', 'incongruency': 'explicit'} ? 1809 I love how I get in trouble if I do say something and if I don't say anything. Ihate how I get in trouble if I do say sometlhing and I don't say anything. sarcasm {'snum': '378993918488371200-4', 'incongruency': 'explicit'} ? 1810 WOOOOWW! You're all sooo original... #FuckYall You're all unoriginal. sarcasm {'snum': '378954337617076225-1', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 1811 WOOOOWW! You're all sooo original... #FuckYall WOOOOWW! You're all sooo unoriginal... #FuckYall sarcasm {'snum': '378954337617076225-2', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 1812 WOOOOWW! You're all sooo original... #FuckYall You're all the same. sarcasm {'snum': '378954337617076225-3', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 1813 WOOOOWW! You're all sooo original... #FuckYall WOOOOWW! You're not original... #FuckYall sarcasm {'snum': '378954337617076225-4', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 1814 WOOOOWW! You're all sooo original... #FuckYall Ugh! You are all very lame and unoriginal... #FuckYall sarcasm {'snum': '378954337617076225-5', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 1815 You know what? Josh Freeman looks really good on this drive. Josh Freeman has not looked good on this drive. sarcasm {'snum': '392497665462005760-1', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 1816 You know what? Josh Freeman looks really good on this drive. josh freeman looks bad like usual sarcasm {'snum': '392497665462005760-2', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 1817 You know what? Josh Freeman looks really good on this drive. Josh Freeman looks terrible on this drive. sarcasm {'snum': '392497665462005760-3', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 1818 You know what? Josh Freeman looks really good on this drive. You know what? Josh Freeman looks really bad on this drive. sarcasm {'snum': '392497665462005760-4', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 1819 No texts no calls. Ha just how I like it. :). No texts no calls. I hate this. sarcasm {'snum': '387398360363057152-1', 'incongruency': 'explicit'} ? 1820 No texts no calls. Ha just how I like it. :). I don't like having no texts and no calls. sarcasm {'snum': '387398360363057152-2', 'incongruency': 'explicit'} ? 1821 No texts no calls. Ha just how I like it. :). No texts no calls. Not how I like it. :(. sarcasm {'snum': '387398360363057152-3', 'incongruency': 'explicit'} ? 1822 No texts no calls. Ha just how I like it. :). No texts no calls. Ha just how I don't like it. :). sarcasm {'snum': '387398360363057152-4', 'incongruency': 'explicit'} ? 1823 I don't get why people think me and my dad look alike #babyme #misshim I understand why people think me and my dad look alike. sarcasm {'snum': '378986114163695616-1', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 1824 I don't get why people think me and my dad look alike #babyme #misshim I understand why people think me and my dad look alike. sarcasm {'snum': '378986114163695616-2', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 1825 I don't get why people think me and my dad look alike #babyme #misshim I completely understand why people that me and my dad look alike. sarcasm {'snum': '378986114163695616-3', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 1826 I don't get why people think me and my dad look alike #babyme #misshim I get why people think me and my dad look alike #babyme #misshim sarcasm {'snum': '378986114163695616-4', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 1827 I love it when you leave me voicemails where you don say shit. I hate it when you leave me voicemails where you don say shit. sarcasm {'snum': '379084752348655616-1', 'incongruency': 'explicit'} ? 1828 I love it when you leave me voicemails where you don say shit. I hate it when you leave me voicemails where you don't say anything. sarcasm {'snum': '379084752348655616-2', 'incongruency': 'explicit'} ? 1829 I love it when you leave me voicemails where you don say shit. I hate it when you leave me voicemails where you don't say shit. sarcasm {'snum': '379084752348655616-3', 'incongruency': 'explicit'} ? 1830 I love it when you leave me voicemails where you don say shit. I hate it when you leave me voicemails where you don't say anything. sarcasm {'snum': '379084752348655616-4', 'incongruency': 'explicit'} ? 1831 I love it when you leave me voicemails where you don say shit. I hate it when you leave me voicemails where you don't say shit sarcasm {'snum': '379084752348655616-5', 'incongruency': 'explicit'} ? 1832 Driving is nice with zero visibility.. #fog Driving is not nice with zero visibility sarcasm {'snum': '406184850451095552-1', 'incongruency': 'explicit'} ? 1833 Driving is nice with zero visibility.. #fog zero visibility in fog makes driving difficult sarcasm {'snum': '406184850451095552-2', 'incongruency': 'explicit'} ? 1834 Driving is nice with zero visibility.. #fog Driving in fog is terrible. sarcasm {'snum': '406184850451095552-3', 'incongruency': 'explicit'} ? 1835 Driving is nice with zero visibility.. #fog Driving is a pain with zero visibility...#fog sarcasm {'snum': '406184850451095552-4', 'incongruency': 'explicit'} ? 1836 Driving is nice with zero visibility.. #fog Driving with zero visibility is terrible. sarcasm {'snum': '406184850451095552-5', 'incongruency': 'explicit'} ? 1837 I'm so happy my teacher cancelled class after I already went to class #goinghome I am upset that my teacher cancelled class after I already went to class. sarcasm {'snum': '383232644147736576-1', 'incongruency': 'explicit'} ? 1838 I'm so happy my teacher cancelled class after I already went to class #goinghome I'm not happy that my teacher cancelled class after I already went to class. sarcasm {'snum': '383232644147736576-2', 'incongruency': 'explicit'} ? 1839 I'm so happy my teacher cancelled class after I already went to class #goinghome I hate it when I show up for class and find out it's been canceled #goinghome sarcasm {'snum': '383232644147736576-3', 'incongruency': 'explicit'} ? 1840 I'm so happy my teacher cancelled class after I already went to class #goinghome I wish my teacher would have told me the class was cancelled before I showed up sarcasm {'snum': '383232644147736576-4', 'incongruency': 'explicit'} ? 1841 ToUser I just really enjoy getting fucked over. It's become one of my favorite things @User I just really hate getting fucked over. It's become one of my least favorite things sarcasm {'snum': '378967376307306496-1', 'incongruency': 'explicit'} ? 1842 ToUser I just really enjoy getting fucked over. It's become one of my favorite things @User I don't really enjoy getting fucked over. It's become one of my most disliked things sarcasm {'snum': '378967376307306496-2', 'incongruency': 'explicit'} ? 1843 ToUser I just really enjoy getting fucked over. It's become one of my favorite things I just really do not like getting fucked over. It's never going to be one of my favorite things sarcasm {'snum': '378967376307306496-3', 'incongruency': 'explicit'} ? 1844 ToUser I just really enjoy getting fucked over. It's become one of my favorite things I hate getting fucked over. It's one of my least favorite things. sarcasm {'snum': '378967376307306496-4', 'incongruency': 'explicit'} ? 1845 ToUser I just really enjoy getting fucked over. It's become one of my favorite things I am disappointed in how I was treated. sarcasm {'snum': '378967376307306496-5', 'incongruency': 'explicit'} ? 1846 Cops can be sooo intimidating with their flashlights Cops are not intimidating with their flashlights. sarcasm {'snum': '379072985661190144-1', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 1847 Cops can be sooo intimidating with their flashlights Cops can be sooo weak and unintimidating with their flashlights sarcasm {'snum': '379072985661190144-2', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 1848 Cops can be sooo intimidating with their flashlights Cops aren't that intimidating with their flashlights. sarcasm {'snum': '379072985661190144-3', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 1849 Cops can be sooo intimidating with their flashlights Cops are not intimidating at all with just a flashlight sarcasm {'snum': '379072985661190144-4', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 1850 Cops can be sooo intimidating with their flashlights Cops don't intimidate me with their flashlights. sarcasm {'snum': '379072985661190144-5', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 1851 Bad headache, can't wait to get home and do homework #fml Bad headache, I dread getting home and doing homework. sarcasm {'snum': '380761395442110465-1', 'incongruency': 'explicit'} ? 1852 Bad headache, can't wait to get home and do homework #fml Bad headache, I hate that I have to go home and do homework #fml sarcasm {'snum': '380761395442110465-2', 'incongruency': 'explicit'} ? 1853 Bad headache, can't wait to get home and do homework #fml Bad headache, I'm dreading going home to do homework sarcasm {'snum': '380761395442110465-3', 'incongruency': 'explicit'} ? 1854 Bad headache, can't wait to get home and do homework #fml I don't feel well and I'm not looking forward to doing homework. sarcasm {'snum': '380761395442110465-4', 'incongruency': 'explicit'} ? 1855 Stress is always the best Stress is always bad. sarcasm {'snum': '379092202359513088-1', 'incongruency': 'explicit'} ? 1856 Stress is always the best Stress is always the worst sarcasm {'snum': '379092202359513088-2', 'incongruency': 'explicit'} ? 1857 Stress is always the best Stress is always terrible sarcasm {'snum': '379092202359513088-3', 'incongruency': 'explicit'} ? 1858 Stress is always the best Stress is always the worst sarcasm {'snum': '379092202359513088-4', 'incongruency': 'explicit'} ? 1859 Stress is always the best Stress is always the worse sarcasm {'snum': '379092202359513088-5', 'incongruency': 'explicit'} ? 1860 Migraine day 4! Yippee -_- Migraine day 4. This is not fun. sarcasm {'snum': '380480080633663488-1', 'incongruency': 'explicit'} ? 1861 Migraine day 4! Yippee -_- I've had a migraine for four days. I feel terrible. sarcasm {'snum': '380480080633663488-2', 'incongruency': 'explicit'} ? 1862 Migraine day 4! Yippee -_- It's the fourth day I've had a migraine. This is terrible. sarcasm {'snum': '380480080633663488-3', 'incongruency': 'explicit'} ? 1863 Migraine day 4! Yippee -_- I really hate that I'm having a migraine that's lasting 4 days -_- sarcasm {'snum': '380480080633663488-4', 'incongruency': 'explicit'} ? 1864 Migraine day 4! Yippee -_- I hate having a migraine for 4 days. sarcasm {'snum': '380480080633663488-5', 'incongruency': 'explicit'} ? 1865 At the DMV before I kick off the day! Love you DMV! #not #bored #tired At the DMV before I kick off the day. I hate you, DMV. sarcasm {'snum': '392331159234805760-1', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 1866 At the DMV before I kick off the day! Love you DMV! #not #bored #tired At the DMV before I kick off the day! Hate you DMV! #bored #tired sarcasm {'snum': '392331159234805760-2', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 1867 At the DMV before I kick off the day! Love you DMV! #not #bored #tired At the DMV before I kick off the day! Hate you DMV! #not #bored #tired sarcasm {'snum': '392331159234805760-3', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 1868 At the DMV before I kick off the day! Love you DMV! #not #bored #tired At the DMV before I kick off the day. I hate the DMV! sarcasm {'snum': '392331159234805760-4', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 1869 At the DMV before I kick off the day! Love you DMV! #not #bored #tired I really hate being at the DMV before I kick off the day sarcasm {'snum': '392331159234805760-5', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 1870 Don't yeah just love getting under payed I hate that I get under paid. sarcasm {'snum': '411440697334841344-1', 'incongruency': 'explicit'} ? 1871 Don't yeah just love getting under payed I hate getting under payed. sarcasm {'snum': '411440697334841344-2', 'incongruency': 'explicit'} ? 1872 Don't yeah just love getting under payed Don't you just hate getting under payed? sarcasm {'snum': '411440697334841344-3', 'incongruency': 'explicit'} ? 1873 Don't yeah just love getting under payed I hate getting underpaid sarcasm {'snum': '411440697334841344-4', 'incongruency': 'explicit'} ? 1874 Don't yeah just love getting under payed Don't you just hate getting under payed sarcasm {'snum': '411440697334841344-5', 'incongruency': 'explicit'} ? 1875 Marking is so much fun on a Sunday evening #candles #redpen http://t.co/dhOvnfFpkd Marking on a Sunday evening is not fun. sarcasm {'snum': '407245476883595264-1', 'incongruency': 'explicit'} ? 1876 Marking is so much fun on a Sunday evening #candles #redpen http://t.co/dhOvnfFpkd Marking is not much fun on a Sunday evening #candles #redpen http://t.co/dhOvnfFpkd sarcasm {'snum': '407245476883595264-2', 'incongruency': 'explicit'} ? 1877 Marking is so much fun on a Sunday evening #candles #redpen http://t.co/dhOvnfFpkd Marking is no fun on a Sunday evening. sarcasm {'snum': '407245476883595264-3', 'incongruency': 'explicit'} ? 1878 Marking is so much fun on a Sunday evening #candles #redpen http://t.co/dhOvnfFpkd I hate marking on a Sunday evening #candles #redpen sarcasm {'snum': '407245476883595264-4', 'incongruency': 'explicit'} ? 1879 Grandparents place for the week.......Great!! Grandparents place for the week. I am not excited. sarcasm {'snum': '379142696293908480-1', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 1880 Grandparents place for the week.......Great!! Grandparents place for the week.......Not good! sarcasm {'snum': '379142696293908480-2', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 1881 Grandparents place for the week.......Great!! I do not want to be at my grandparents' place for the week. sarcasm {'snum': '379142696293908480-3', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 1882 Grandparents place for the week.......Great!! I wish I didn't have to go to my grandparents' house for the week. sarcasm {'snum': '379142696293908480-4', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 1883 Grandparents place for the week.......Great!! Going to my grandparents place for the week will not be fun. sarcasm {'snum': '379142696293908480-5', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 1884 Taco Bell got my order wrong again. #surprise It's unsurprising that Taco Bell got my order wrong again. sarcasm {'snum': '379085426503327745-1', 'incongruency': 'explicit'} ? 1885 Taco Bell got my order wrong again. #surprise I'm not surprised that Taco Bell got my order wrong again. sarcasm {'snum': '379085426503327745-2', 'incongruency': 'explicit'} ? 1886 Taco Bell got my order wrong again. #surprise Taco bell got my order wrong again. #notsuprised sarcasm {'snum': '379085426503327745-3', 'incongruency': 'explicit'} ? 1887 Taco Bell got my order wrong again. #surprise I'm not surprised that Taco Bell got my order wrong again. #surprise sarcasm {'snum': '379085426503327745-4', 'incongruency': 'explicit'} ? 1888 Taco Bell got my order wrong again. #surprise I AM NOT SURPRISED THAT TACO BELL GOT MY ORDER WRONG AGAIN. sarcasm {'snum': '379085426503327745-5', 'incongruency': 'explicit'} ? 1889 Ending the year the right way by oversleeping an hour for work... #FeelingStupid Ending the year the wrong way by oversleeping an hour for work. sarcasm {'snum': '417977733998977024-1', 'incongruency': 'explicit'} ? 1890 Ending the year the right way by oversleeping an hour for work... #FeelingStupid Ending the year the wrong way by oversleeping an hour for work sarcasm {'snum': '417977733998977024-2', 'incongruency': 'explicit'} ? 1891 Ending the year the right way by oversleeping an hour for work... #FeelingStupid Ending the year the wrong way by oversleeping an hour for work... #FeelingStupid sarcasm {'snum': '417977733998977024-3', 'incongruency': 'explicit'} ? 1892 Ending the year the right way by oversleeping an hour for work... #FeelingStupid Ending the year the wrong way by oversleeping an hour for work... #FeelingStupid sarcasm {'snum': '417977733998977024-4', 'incongruency': 'explicit'} ? 1893 Ending the year the right way by oversleeping an hour for work... #FeelingStupid I ended the year with a bad choice by oversleeping an hour after I was supposed to be at work. #feelingstupid sarcasm {'snum': '417977733998977024-5', 'incongruency': 'explicit'} ? 1894 Kayla's cousin isnt attractive. Kayla's cousin is attractive. sarcasm {'snum': '379116484762406912-1', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 1895 Kayla's cousin isnt attractive. Kayla's cousin is attractive. sarcasm {'snum': '379116484762406912-2', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 1896 Kayla's cousin isnt attractive. Kayla's cousin is attractive. sarcasm {'snum': '379116484762406912-3', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 1897 Kayla's cousin isnt attractive. Kayla's cousin is gorgeous. sarcasm {'snum': '379116484762406912-4', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 1898 Kayla's cousin isnt attractive. Kayla's cousin is attractive. sarcasm {'snum': '379116484762406912-5', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 1899 I'm glad I waited up for that phone call lol I'm not glad I waited up for that phone call. sarcasm {'snum': '388946288290439168-1', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 1900 I'm glad I waited up for that phone call lol I wish I hadn't waited up for that phone call. sarcasm {'snum': '388946288290439168-2', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 1901 I'm glad I waited up for that phone call lol I'm not glad I waited up for that phone call lol sarcasm {'snum': '388946288290439168-3', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 1902 I'm glad I waited up for that phone call lol I wish I would not have waited up for that phone call sarcasm {'snum': '388946288290439168-4', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 1903 I'm glad I waited up for that phone call lol I wish I hadn't waited up for that phone call. sarcasm {'snum': '388946288290439168-5', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 1904 Kudos to Malacanang for not suspending work today. Malacanang should have suspended work today. sarcasm {'snum': '382089857704542208-1', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 1905 Kudos to Malacanang for not suspending work today. Horrible job by Malacanang of not suspending work today sarcasm {'snum': '382089857704542208-2', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 1906 Kudos to Malacanang for not suspending work today. Malacanang should have suspended work today. sarcasm {'snum': '382089857704542208-3', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 1907 Kudos to Malacanang for not suspending work today. Shame on Malacanang for not suspending work today. sarcasm {'snum': '382089857704542208-4', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 1908 Kudos to Malacanang for not suspending work today. Work went as usual today. sarcasm {'snum': '382089857704542208-5', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 1909 Got a haircut and now I feel like I'm back to my junior high school time. Good job, hair-dresser. Got a haircut and now I feel like I'm back to my junior high school time. You did a bad job, hair-dresser. sarcasm {'snum': '404059873383444480-1', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 1910 Got a haircut and now I feel like I'm back to my junior high school time. Good job, hair-dresser. Got a haircut and now I feel like I'm back to my junior high school time. Bad job, hair-dresser. sarcasm {'snum': '404059873383444480-2', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 1911 Got a haircut and now I feel like I'm back to my junior high school time. Good job, hair-dresser. Got a haircut and now I feel like I'm back to my junior high school time. Bad job, hair-dresser. sarcasm {'snum': '404059873383444480-3', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 1912 Got a haircut and now I feel like I'm back to my junior high school time. Good job, hair-dresser. I got a haircut and now I feel like I'm back to my junior high school time. The hair-dresser didn't do a good job. sarcasm {'snum': '404059873383444480-4', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 1913 Got a haircut and now I feel like I'm back to my junior high school time. Good job, hair-dresser. My hair looks awful. sarcasm {'snum': '404059873383444480-5', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 1914 Thanks for noticing my efforts I regret that you didn't notice my efforts. sarcasm {'snum': '379107058261295105-1', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 1915 Thanks for noticing my efforts wish you would notice my efforts sarcasm {'snum': '379107058261295105-2', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 1916 Thanks for noticing my efforts You didn't notice my efforts. sarcasm {'snum': '379107058261295105-3', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 1917 Thanks for noticing my efforts I wish you'd notice my effort. sarcasm {'snum': '379107058261295105-4', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 1918 Thanks for noticing my efforts Thanks for not noticing my efforts sarcasm {'snum': '379107058261295105-5', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 1919 I love listening to other people's music through their headphones while I am trying to nap... #ineedsleep I hate listening to other people's music through their headphones while I am trying to nap... #ineedsleep sarcasm {'snum': '378994449369792512-1', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 1920 I love listening to other people's music through their headphones while I am trying to nap... #ineedsleep I hate listening to other people's music through their headphones while I am trying to nap... #ineedsleep sarcasm {'snum': '378994449369792512-2', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 1921 I love listening to other people's music through their headphones while I am trying to nap... #ineedsleep I hate listening to other people's music through their headphones while I am trying to nap. sarcasm {'snum': '378994449369792512-3', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 1922 I love listening to other people's music through their headphones while I am trying to nap... #ineedsleep I hate listening to other people's music through their headphones while I am trying to nap... #ineedsleep sarcasm {'snum': '378994449369792512-4', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 1923 I love listening to other people's music through their headphones while I am trying to nap... #ineedsleep I just hate it when I can hear other people's music through their headphones when I am trying to nap... sarcasm {'snum': '378994449369792512-5', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 1924 FOX has the best HD Picture out of all the channels. #Blur FOX has the worst HD Picture out of all the channels. sarcasm {'snum': '379026587590479873-1', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 1925 FOX has the best HD Picture out of all the channels. #Blur FOX has the worst HD Picture out of all the channels. #Blur sarcasm {'snum': '379026587590479873-2', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 1926 FOX has the best HD Picture out of all the channels. #Blur FOX has the worst HD Picture out of all the channels. sarcasm {'snum': '379026587590479873-3', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 1927 FOX has the best HD Picture out of all the channels. #Blur The picture on Fox is blurry. sarcasm {'snum': '379026587590479873-4', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 1928 FOX has the best HD Picture out of all the channels. #Blur FOX does not have the best HD Picture out of all the channels. #Blur sarcasm {'snum': '379026587590479873-5', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 1929 Yay for stock take today #joking I am not excited for for stock take today. sarcasm {'snum': '379218710407700480-1', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 1930 Yay for stock take today #joking Boo for stock take today sarcasm {'snum': '379218710407700480-2', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 1931 Yay for stock take today #joking I'm not happy about the stock take today. sarcasm {'snum': '379218710407700480-3', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 1932 Yay for stock take today #joking I had a terrible day in the stock market. sarcasm {'snum': '379218710407700480-4', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 1933 Yay for stock take today #joking Stocks performed poorly today. sarcasm {'snum': '379218710407700480-5', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 1934 Try not to sound so excited You don't sound excited. sarcasm {'snum': '379055709528141824-1', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 1935 Try not to sound so excited I wish that you could show some excitement. sarcasm {'snum': '379055709528141824-2', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 1936 Try not to sound so excited You don't sound excited. sarcasm {'snum': '379055709528141824-3', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 1937 Try not to sound so excited Try not to sound as unexcited as you really are sarcasm {'snum': '379055709528141824-4', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 1938 Try not to sound so excited You don't sound excited. sarcasm {'snum': '379055709528141824-5', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 1939 Don't worry about getting to your point, I'm gonna live forever. You should get to your point. sarcasm {'snum': '379042454647107584-1', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 1940 Don't worry about getting to your point, I'm gonna live forever. Get to your point soon. I'm getting impatient. sarcasm {'snum': '379042454647107584-2', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 1941 Don't worry about getting to your point, I'm gonna live forever. You're taking too long to get to your point. sarcasm {'snum': '379042454647107584-3', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 1942 Don't worry about getting to your point, I'm gonna live forever. You're taking too long to get to a point in this conversation. sarcasm {'snum': '379042454647107584-4', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 1943 Don't worry about getting to your point, I'm gonna live forever. Get to your point, I'm not gonna live forever. sarcasm {'snum': '379042454647107584-5', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 1944 Christmas shopping, breaking the bank, babysitting, and a failed attempt of a DIY...pretty successful.day. Christmas shopping, breaking the bank, babysitting, and a failed attempt of a DIY... a pretty unsuccessful day. sarcasm {'snum': '412076585915674624-1', 'incongruency': 'explicit'} ? 1945 Christmas shopping, breaking the bank, babysitting, and a failed attempt of a DIY...pretty successful.day. today was an unsuccessful day with many things going wrong. sarcasm {'snum': '412076585915674624-2', 'incongruency': 'explicit'} ? 1946 Christmas shopping, breaking the bank, babysitting, and a failed attempt of a DIY...pretty successful.day. Christmas shopping, breaking the bank, babysitting and a failed attempt of a DIY... not a very successful day. sarcasm {'snum': '412076585915674624-3', 'incongruency': 'explicit'} ? 1947 Christmas shopping, breaking the bank, babysitting, and a failed attempt of a DIY...pretty successful.day. Today was not successful. I went Christmas shopping, spent all my money, babysat, and ruined a DIY project. sarcasm {'snum': '412076585915674624-4', 'incongruency': 'explicit'} ? 1948 Christmas shopping, breaking the bank, babysitting, and a failed attempt of a DIY...pretty successful.day. Christmas shopping, breaking the bank, babysitting, and a failed attempt of a DIY...pretty unsuccessful.day. sarcasm {'snum': '412076585915674624-5', 'incongruency': 'explicit'} ? 1949 Nice to know you care I can see that you don't care. sarcasm {'snum': '379018759069237248-1', 'incongruency': 'explicit'} ? 1950 Nice to know you care It would be nice if you cared sarcasm {'snum': '379018759069237248-2', 'incongruency': 'explicit'} ? 1951 Nice to know you care I know that you do not care. sarcasm {'snum': '379018759069237248-3', 'incongruency': 'explicit'} ? 1952 Nice to know you care It sucks knowing you don't care sarcasm {'snum': '379018759069237248-4', 'incongruency': 'explicit'} ? 1953 Nice to know you care I am sad you don't care. sarcasm {'snum': '379018759069237248-5', 'incongruency': 'explicit'} ? 1954 Sitting at home with nothing to do is so much fun. Sitting at home with nothing to do is not fun at all. sarcasm {'snum': '379062151454797825-1', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 1955 Sitting at home with nothing to do is so much fun. Sitting at home with nothing to do is not fun. sarcasm {'snum': '379062151454797825-2', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 1956 Sitting at home with nothing to do is so much fun. Sitting at home with nothing to do is so boring. sarcasm {'snum': '379062151454797825-3', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 1957 Sitting at home with nothing to do is so much fun. Sitting at home with nothing to do is not fun. sarcasm {'snum': '379062151454797825-4', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 1958 Sitting at home with nothing to do is so much fun. I hate sitting at home with nothing to do. sarcasm {'snum': '379062151454797825-5', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 1959 Thank you ToUser for outsourcing your call center and online support. I appreciate talking to people who don't understood me. Outsourcing your call center and online support was a bad decision. I don't appreciate talking to people who don't understood me. sarcasm {'snum': '378985406911369216-1', 'incongruency': 'explicit'} ? 1960 Thank you ToUser for outsourcing your call center and online support. I appreciate talking to people who don't understood me. I'm not happy with you @User for outsourcing your call center and online support. I don't appreciate talking to people who don't understood me. sarcasm {'snum': '378985406911369216-2', 'incongruency': 'explicit'} ? 1961 Thank you ToUser for outsourcing your call center and online support. I appreciate talking to people who don't understood me. I wish User didn't outsourcing your call center and online support. I don't appreciate talking to people who don't understand me. sarcasm {'snum': '378985406911369216-3', 'incongruency': 'explicit'} ? 1962 Thank you ToUser for outsourcing your call center and online support. I appreciate talking to people who don't understood me. bad idea @User outsourcing your call center and online support. I don't appreciate talking to people who don't understood me. sarcasm {'snum': '378985406911369216-4', 'incongruency': 'explicit'} ? 1963 And she's worried about me getting hurt. Pshh in case anyone hasnt noticed, I'm so damn light on my feet. I'll never get hurt. She's worried about me getting hurt. I'm not light on my feet and sometimes get hurt. sarcasm {'snum': '385226132116606977-1', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 1964 And she's worried about me getting hurt. Pshh in case anyone hasnt noticed, I'm so damn light on my feet. I'll never get hurt. She's worried about me getting hurt. I'm not light on my feet. I probably will get hurt. sarcasm {'snum': '385226132116606977-2', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 1965 And she's worried about me getting hurt. Pshh in case anyone hasnt noticed, I'm so damn light on my feet. I'll never get hurt. I'm clumsy. sarcasm {'snum': '385226132116606977-3', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 1966 And she's worried about me getting hurt. Pshh in case anyone hasnt noticed, I'm so damn light on my feet. I'll never get hurt. And she's worried about me getting hurt. Pshh in case anyone hasnt noticed, I'm not so damn light on my feet. I'll get hurt. sarcasm {'snum': '385226132116606977-4', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 1967 Nail bitter for the Iowa Hawkeyes! This is not a nail bitter for the Iowa Hawkeyes. sarcasm {'snum': '381495111256784896-1', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 1968 Nail bitter for the Iowa Hawkeyes! The Iowa Hawkeyes got blown out. sarcasm {'snum': '381495111256784896-2', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 1969 Nail bitter for the Iowa Hawkeyes! The Iowa Hawkeyes had a very easy win. sarcasm {'snum': '381495111256784896-3', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 1970 Nail bitter for the Iowa Hawkeyes! This Iowa game is a blowout. sarcasm {'snum': '381495111256784896-4', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 1971 Nail bitter for the Iowa Hawkeyes! Not Nail bitter for the Iowa Hawkeyes! sarcasm {'snum': '381495111256784896-5', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 1972 Couldn't be a better start to my weekend This was a bad start to my weekend. sarcasm {'snum': '396425775856902144-1', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 1973 Couldn't be a better start to my weekend There couldn't have been a worse start to my weekend. sarcasm {'snum': '396425775856902144-2', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 1974 Couldn't be a better start to my weekend This is a bad start to my weekend. sarcasm {'snum': '396425775856902144-3', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 1975 Couldn't be a better start to my weekend Couldn't be a worse start to my weekend sarcasm {'snum': '396425775856902144-4', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 1976 ToUser Against some stout defenses as well ....... It wasn't against stout defenses. sarcasm {'snum': '378959749724647425-1', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 1977 ToUser Against some stout defenses as well ....... @User Against some poor defenses as well ....... sarcasm {'snum': '378959749724647425-2', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 1978 ToUser Against some stout defenses as well ....... The defense wasn't very good. sarcasm {'snum': '378959749724647425-3', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 1979 ToUser Against some stout defenses as well ....... @User Against some weak defenses..... sarcasm {'snum': '378959749724647425-4', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 1980 Joe West is consistent. Joe West is inconsistent. sarcasm {'snum': '378960490665213952-1', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 1981 Joe West is consistent. Joe West is inconsistent. sarcasm {'snum': '378960490665213952-2', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 1982 Joe West is consistent. Joe West is inconsistent. sarcasm {'snum': '378960490665213952-3', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 1983 Joe West is consistent. Joe West is not consistent. sarcasm {'snum': '378960490665213952-4', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 1984 Joe West is consistent. Joe West is inconsistent. sarcasm {'snum': '378960490665213952-5', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 1985 Don't you just love being taken for granted?! #pissedoff I hate being taken for granted. sarcasm {'snum': '378955766398726145-1', 'incongruency': 'explicit'} ? 1986 Don't you just love being taken for granted?! #pissedoff I hate being taken for granted. sarcasm {'snum': '378955766398726145-2', 'incongruency': 'explicit'} ? 1987 Don't you just love being taken for granted?! #pissedoff I really can't stand being taken for granted. sarcasm {'snum': '378955766398726145-3', 'incongruency': 'explicit'} ? 1988 Don't you just love being taken for granted?! #pissedoff I hate being taken for granted. sarcasm {'snum': '378955766398726145-4', 'incongruency': 'explicit'} ? 1989 Don't you just love being taken for granted?! #pissedoff I am mad right now because someone just took me for granted. sarcasm {'snum': '378955766398726145-5', 'incongruency': 'explicit'} ? 1990 When people actually use the life quotes in everyday conversation #original It is so unoriginal when people actually use the life quotes in everyday conversation. sarcasm {'snum': '380480054578655232-1', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 1991 When people actually use the life quotes in everyday conversation #original When people actually use the life quotes in everyday conversation #unoriginal sarcasm {'snum': '380480054578655232-2', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 1992 When people actually use the life quotes in everyday conversation #original I hate it when people actually use the life quotes in everyday conversation sarcasm {'snum': '380480054578655232-3', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 1993 When people actually use the life quotes in everyday conversation #original I hate it when people use life quotes in everyday conversation. #unoriginal sarcasm {'snum': '380480054578655232-4', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 1994 When people actually use the life quotes in everyday conversation #original When people actually use the life quotes in everyday conversation, I think they're totally unoriginal. sarcasm {'snum': '380480054578655232-5', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 1995 I've missed writing economics essays I haven't missed writing economics essays. sarcasm {'snum': '379218115391152128-1', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 1996 I've missed writing economics essays I don't miss writing economics essays sarcasm {'snum': '379218115391152128-2', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 1997 I've missed writing economics essays I haven't missed writing economics essays. sarcasm {'snum': '379218115391152128-3', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 1998 I've missed writing economics essays I am glad to not have written a lot of economics essays lately, and wish I didn't have to write one now. sarcasm {'snum': '379218115391152128-4', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 1999 I've missed writing economics essays I don't miss writing economic essays sarcasm {'snum': '379218115391152128-5', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 2000 Haha yeah that makes sense That doesn't make sense. sarcasm {'snum': '402647810836668416-1', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 2001 Haha yeah that makes sense Haha no that doesn't makes sense sarcasm {'snum': '402647810836668416-2', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 2002 Haha yeah that makes sense That makes no sense. sarcasm {'snum': '402647810836668416-3', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 2003 Haha yeah that makes sense That makes no sense. sarcasm {'snum': '402647810836668416-4', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 2004 Haha yeah that makes sense That doesn't make any sense sarcasm {'snum': '402647810836668416-5', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 2005 Glad I have a professor in grad school that can't teach I am unhappy I have a professor in grad school that can't teach. sarcasm {'snum': '379071696319557632-1', 'incongruency': 'explicit'} ? 2006 Glad I have a professor in grad school that can't teach I'm upset because I have a professor in grad school that can't teach sarcasm {'snum': '379071696319557632-2', 'incongruency': 'explicit'} ? 2007 Glad I have a professor in grad school that can't teach Unfortunately, even at the grad school level, I have a teacher who can't teach. sarcasm {'snum': '379071696319557632-3', 'incongruency': 'explicit'} ? 2008 Glad I have a professor in grad school that can't teach I hate having a professor in grad school that can't teach. sarcasm {'snum': '379071696319557632-4', 'incongruency': 'explicit'} ? 2009 Glad I have a professor in grad school that can't teach Not Glad I have a professor in grad school that can't teach sarcasm {'snum': '379071696319557632-5', 'incongruency': 'explicit'} ? 2010 Always love after sending a long message simply getting okay back!!?? #okay? I hate after sending a long message, simply getting okay back. sarcasm {'snum': '383930059951591424-1', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 2011 Always love after sending a long message simply getting okay back!!?? #okay? Always hate after sending a long message simply getting okay back!? sarcasm {'snum': '383930059951591424-2', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 2012 Always love after sending a long message simply getting okay back!!?? #okay? "I hate when you send a long message and you just get ""okay"" back." sarcasm {'snum': '383930059951591424-3', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 2013 Always love after sending a long message simply getting okay back!!?? #okay? You're response to my message was inappropriate. sarcasm {'snum': '383930059951591424-4', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 2014 Always love after sending a long message simply getting okay back!!?? #okay? Always hate after sending a long message simply getting okay back!!?? #okay? sarcasm {'snum': '383930059951591424-5', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 2015 No really, please keep leaving the gate open so my dogs can continue to run off...I love that #stupidpeoplepissmeoff I really hate that people keep leaving the gate open so my dogs can continue to run off. sarcasm {'snum': '379026845514989568-1', 'incongruency': 'explicit'} ? 2016 No really, please keep leaving the gate open so my dogs can continue to run off...I love that #stupidpeoplepissmeoff I really hate when people leave the gate open so my dog runs off. sarcasm {'snum': '379026845514989568-2', 'incongruency': 'explicit'} ? 2017 No really, please keep leaving the gate open so my dogs can continue to run off...I love that #stupidpeoplepissmeoff Stop leaving the gate open so my dogs can continue to run off. I hate that. sarcasm {'snum': '379026845514989568-3', 'incongruency': 'explicit'} ? 2018 No really, please keep leaving the gate open so my dogs can continue to run off...I love that #stupidpeoplepissmeoff No really, stop leaving the gate open so my dogs can continue to run off, I hate that! sarcasm {'snum': '379026845514989568-4', 'incongruency': 'explicit'} ? 2019 No really, please keep leaving the gate open so my dogs can continue to run off...I love that #stupidpeoplepissmeoff Please quit leaving the gate open so my dogs can run off...I hate that sarcasm {'snum': '379026845514989568-5', 'incongruency': 'explicit'} ? 2020 Yay our favorite people are here... #not ToUser Our least favorite people are here. sarcasm {'snum': '379056769039097856-1', 'incongruency': 'explicit'} ? 2021 Yay our favorite people are here... #not ToUser People we don't like are here. sarcasm {'snum': '379056769039097856-2', 'incongruency': 'explicit'} ? 2022 Yay our favorite people are here... #not ToUser My least favorite people are here... sarcasm {'snum': '379056769039097856-3', 'incongruency': 'explicit'} ? 2023 Yay our favorite people are here... #not ToUser Yay our least favorite people are here... sarcasm {'snum': '379056769039097856-4', 'incongruency': 'explicit'} ? 2024 Yay our favorite people are here... #not ToUser These aren't our favorite people here @User sarcasm {'snum': '379056769039097856-5', 'incongruency': 'explicit'} ? 2025 these parties in Idaho... hands down the dopest things. #CaliHowIMissYou These parties in Idaho are pretty lame. sarcasm {'snum': '379175387781009408-1', 'incongruency': 'explicit'} ? 2026 these parties in Idaho... hands down the dopest things. #CaliHowIMissYou these parties in Idaho... hands down the lamest things. #CaliHowIMissYou sarcasm {'snum': '379175387781009408-2', 'incongruency': 'explicit'} ? 2027 these parties in Idaho... hands down the dopest things. #CaliHowIMissYou these parties in Idaho... hands down the worst things. sarcasm {'snum': '379175387781009408-3', 'incongruency': 'explicit'} ? 2028 these parties in Idaho... hands down the dopest things. #CaliHowIMissYou Parties in Idaho just don't compare to the great parties in California. sarcasm {'snum': '379175387781009408-4', 'incongruency': 'explicit'} ? 2029 these parties in Idaho... hands down the dopest things. #CaliHowIMissYou these parties in Idaho...hands down the lamest things. #CaliHowIMissyou sarcasm {'snum': '379175387781009408-5', 'incongruency': 'explicit'} ? 2030 Keep telling me lies. I just love when you lie to me. Stop telling me lies. I hate when you lie to me. sarcasm {'snum': '394987474852003840-1', 'incongruency': 'explicit'} ? 2031 Keep telling me lies. I just love when you lie to me. Stop telling me lies. I just hate when you lie to me. sarcasm {'snum': '394987474852003840-2', 'incongruency': 'explicit'} ? 2032 Keep telling me lies. I just love when you lie to me. Stop telling me lies. I just hate it when you lie to me. sarcasm {'snum': '394987474852003840-3', 'incongruency': 'explicit'} ? 2033 Keep telling me lies. I just love when you lie to me. Tell me the truth. I just hate it when you lie to me. sarcasm {'snum': '394987474852003840-4', 'incongruency': 'explicit'} ? 2034 Keep telling me lies. I just love when you lie to me. Keep telling me lies. I just hate when you lie to me. sarcasm {'snum': '394987474852003840-5', 'incongruency': 'explicit'} ? 2035 My phone just told me it was Christmas! Thank you for technology! I would have never of known! My phone just told me it was Christmas. I obviously would have known that without my phone. sarcasm {'snum': '415845901299494912-1', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 2036 My phone just told me it was Christmas! Thank you for technology! I would have never of known! My phone just told me it was Christmas! This technological message was not useful. I already knew that. sarcasm {'snum': '415845901299494912-2', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 2037 My phone just told me it was Christmas! Thank you for technology! I would have never of known! My phone just told me it was Christmas. This technology is unhelpful. I obviously know when Christmas is. sarcasm {'snum': '415845901299494912-3', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 2038 My phone just told me it was Christmas! Thank you for technology! I would have never of known! My phone just told me it was Christmas but that was already obvious. sarcasm {'snum': '415845901299494912-4', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 2039 My phone just told me it was Christmas! Thank you for technology! I would have never of known! My phone just told me it was Christmas! Technology is great but sometimes it really does tell the obvious. sarcasm {'snum': '415845901299494912-5', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 2040 I just love when our table gets stared at because Nathan's throwing a tantrum #terribletwos I just hate when our table gets stared at because Nathan's throwing a tantrum. sarcasm {'snum': '379027132057665536-1', 'incongruency': 'explicit'} ? 2041 I just love when our table gets stared at because Nathan's throwing a tantrum #terribletwos I just hate when our table gets stared at because Nathan's throwing a tantrum #terribletwos sarcasm {'snum': '379027132057665536-2', 'incongruency': 'explicit'} ? 2042 I just love when our table gets stared at because Nathan's throwing a tantrum #terribletwos I just wish people wouldn't stare at our table because Nathan's throwing a tantrum #terribletwos sarcasm {'snum': '379027132057665536-3', 'incongruency': 'explicit'} ? 2043 I just love when our table gets stared at because Nathan's throwing a tantrum #terribletwos I hate when our table gets stared at because Nathan's throwing a tantrum. sarcasm {'snum': '379027132057665536-4', 'incongruency': 'explicit'} ? 2044 I just love when our table gets stared at because Nathan's throwing a tantrum #terribletwos I just hate when our table gets stared at because Nathan's throwing a tantrum #terribletwos sarcasm {'snum': '379027132057665536-5', 'incongruency': 'explicit'} ? 2045 Being tortured by little kids is fun Being tortured by little kids is not fun. sarcasm {'snum': '378982135379800064-1', 'incongruency': 'explicit'} ? 2046 Being tortured by little kids is fun Being tortured by little kids is not fun sarcasm {'snum': '378982135379800064-2', 'incongruency': 'explicit'} ? 2047 Being tortured by little kids is fun It is not fun to be tortured by little kids. sarcasm {'snum': '378982135379800064-3', 'incongruency': 'explicit'} ? 2048 Being tortured by little kids is fun Being tortured by little kids is not fun sarcasm {'snum': '378982135379800064-4', 'incongruency': 'explicit'} ? 2049 Being tortured by little kids is fun Being tortklured by little kids is not fun sarcasm {'snum': '378982135379800064-5', 'incongruency': 'explicit'} ? 2050 Thank you for contributing to this sucky day. Glad drinking was more important to you tonight. I resent that you contributed to this sucky day. I am unhappy that drinking was more important to you tonight. sarcasm {'snum': '379150868232552448-1', 'incongruency': 'explicit'} ? 2051 Thank you for contributing to this sucky day. Glad drinking was more important to you tonight. upset you contributed to this sucky day. too bad drinking was more important to you tonight. sarcasm {'snum': '379150868232552448-2', 'incongruency': 'explicit'} ? 2052 Thank you for contributing to this sucky day. Glad drinking was more important to you tonight. You personally contributed to this sucky day. I don't like that you thought drinking was more important. sarcasm {'snum': '379150868232552448-3', 'incongruency': 'explicit'} ? 2053 Thank you for contributing to this sucky day. Glad drinking was more important to you tonight. Drinking was more important to you tonight, which made my already bad day worse. sarcasm {'snum': '379150868232552448-4', 'incongruency': 'explicit'} ? 2054 Thank you for contributing to this sucky day. Glad drinking was more important to you tonight. No thanks to you for contributing to this sucky day. I'm mad that drinking was more important to you tonight. sarcasm {'snum': '379150868232552448-5', 'incongruency': 'explicit'} ? 2055 Getting drunk or high every week #youmustbecool #nolife Getting drunk or high every week is not cool. sarcasm {'snum': '379087877550120960-1', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 2056 Getting drunk or high every week #youmustbecool #nolife You are not cool if you get drunk or high every week. sarcasm {'snum': '379087877550120960-2', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 2057 Getting drunk or high every week #youmustbecool #nolife I hate that you get drunk or high every week. sarcasm {'snum': '379087877550120960-3', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 2058 Getting drunk or high every week #youmustbecool #nolife Getting drunk or high every week doesn't make you cool. sarcasm {'snum': '379087877550120960-4', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 2059 Getting drunk or high every week #youmustbecool #nolife Getting drunk or high every week #youmustnotbecool #nolife sarcasm {'snum': '379087877550120960-5', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 2060 I turned a shade darker in one day. Fantastic I turned a shade darker in one day. This is a bad thing. sarcasm {'snum': '425984615141343232-1', 'incongruency': 'explicit'} ? 2061 I turned a shade darker in one day. Fantastic I turned a shade darker in one day. Awful. sarcasm {'snum': '425984615141343232-2', 'incongruency': 'explicit'} ? 2062 I turned a shade darker in one day. Fantastic I turned a shade darker in one day, unfortunately. sarcasm {'snum': '425984615141343232-3', 'incongruency': 'explicit'} ? 2063 I turned a shade darker in one day. Fantastic I turned a shade darker in one day. Not Fantastic sarcasm {'snum': '425984615141343232-4', 'incongruency': 'explicit'} ? 2064 Being forgotten and being left out is the best feeling ever -.- Being forgotten and being left out is a bad feeling. sarcasm {'snum': '419968007419342850-1', 'incongruency': 'explicit'} ? 2065 Being forgotten and being left out is the best feeling ever -.- I hate being forgotten and left out. sarcasm {'snum': '419968007419342850-2', 'incongruency': 'explicit'} ? 2066 Being forgotten and being left out is the best feeling ever -.- It does not feel good to be forgotten and left out. sarcasm {'snum': '419968007419342850-3', 'incongruency': 'explicit'} ? 2067 Being forgotten and being left out is the best feeling ever -.- Being forgotten and being left out is the worst feeling ever. sarcasm {'snum': '419968007419342850-4', 'incongruency': 'explicit'} ? 2068 Being forgotten and being left out is the best feeling ever -.- Being forgotten and being left out is the worst feeling ever -.- sarcasm {'snum': '419968007419342850-5', 'incongruency': 'explicit'} ? 2069 I love it when we go into stall offense and suck defense in the third quarter. I hate it when we go into stall offense and suck defense in the third quarter. sarcasm {'snum': '378947640995897344-1', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 2070 I love it when we go into stall offense and suck defense in the third quarter. I hate it when we go into stall offense and suck defense in the third quarter. sarcasm {'snum': '378947640995897344-2', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 2071 I love it when we go into stall offense and suck defense in the third quarter. I hate it when we go into stall offense and suck defense in the third quarter. sarcasm {'snum': '378947640995897344-3', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 2072 I love it when we go into stall offense and suck defense in the third quarter. I hate when we go into stall offense and suck at defense in the third quarter. sarcasm {'snum': '378947640995897344-4', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 2073 I love it when we go into stall offense and suck defense in the third quarter. My team isn't playing well. sarcasm {'snum': '378947640995897344-5', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 2074 Wow, heck of a prerace show That was an underwhelming prerace show. sarcasm {'snum': '378965405676474368-1', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 2075 Wow, heck of a prerace show Wow, disappointing prerace show sarcasm {'snum': '378965405676474368-2', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 2076 Wow, heck of a prerace show Wow, the prerace show isn't that good. sarcasm {'snum': '378965405676474368-3', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 2077 Wow, heck of a prerace show This is a terrible prerace show. sarcasm {'snum': '378965405676474368-4', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 2078 Wow, heck of a prerace show Wow, this prerace show is terrible. sarcasm {'snum': '378965405676474368-5', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 2079 Loving this life map project (: lol I'm hating this life map project. sarcasm {'snum': '379078217182629888-1', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 2080 Loving this life map project (: lol Hating this life map project. sarcasm {'snum': '379078217182629888-2', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 2081 Loving this life map project (: lol I'm disliking this life map project sarcasm {'snum': '379078217182629888-3', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 2082 Loving this life map project (: lol I'm hating this life map project. sarcasm {'snum': '379078217182629888-4', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 2083 Loving this life map project (: lol I do not like this life map project. sarcasm {'snum': '379078217182629888-5', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 2084 Almost done with the project HAHAHA I'm not close to done with the project. sarcasm {'snum': '386400732330475520-1', 'incongruency': 'explicit'} ? 2085 Almost done with the project HAHAHA I'm far from being done with the project. sarcasm {'snum': '386400732330475520-2', 'incongruency': 'explicit'} ? 2086 Almost done with the project HAHAHA Never going to get done with this project sarcasm {'snum': '386400732330475520-3', 'incongruency': 'explicit'} ? 2087 Almost done with the project HAHAHA I have so much more work to do on this project. sarcasm {'snum': '386400732330475520-4', 'incongruency': 'explicit'} ? 2088 Almost done with the project HAHAHA I'm never going to finish this project boo hoo sarcasm {'snum': '386400732330475520-5', 'incongruency': 'explicit'} ? 2089 Don't everyone text me at once now... Nobody is texting me. sarcasm {'snum': '378968214832570369-1', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 2090 Don't everyone text me at once now... No one is going to text me. sarcasm {'snum': '378968214832570369-2', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 2091 Don't everyone text me at once now... No one is sending any texts to me sarcasm {'snum': '378968214832570369-3', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 2092 Don't everyone text me at once now... I wish more people would text me. sarcasm {'snum': '378968214832570369-4', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 2093 Hang in there Nevada. You can always make a comeback It's unlikely Nevada could make a comeback. sarcasm {'snum': '379010490120167424-1', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 2094 Hang in there Nevada. You can always make a comeback Give up Nevada. You can't make a comeback sarcasm {'snum': '379010490120167424-2', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 2095 Hang in there Nevada. You can always make a comeback Nevada, you're probably not going to make a comback. sarcasm {'snum': '379010490120167424-3', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 2096 Hang in there Nevada. You can always make a comeback Sorry Nevada. You can't always make a comeback sarcasm {'snum': '379010490120167424-4', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 2097 Hang in there Nevada. You can always make a comeback Hang in there Nevada. You cannot always make a comeback sarcasm {'snum': '379010490120167424-5', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 2098 ToUser takes the prettiest snapchat pictures ever @User takes the ugliest snapchat pictures ever sarcasm {'snum': '379000883826409472-1', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 2099 ToUser takes the prettiest snapchat pictures ever @User takes the ugliest snapchat pictures ever sarcasm {'snum': '379000883826409472-2', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 2100 ToUser takes the prettiest snapchat pictures ever @User takes the worst snapchat pictures ever sarcasm {'snum': '379000883826409472-3', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 2101 ToUser takes the prettiest snapchat pictures ever @User takes the worst snapchat pictures. sarcasm {'snum': '379000883826409472-4', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 2102 ToUser takes the prettiest snapchat pictures ever My snap chat pictures never look good. sarcasm {'snum': '379000883826409472-5', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 2103 Pretty sure there isn't a classier bunch of fans than those in Fisher. #d3fb I'm pretty sure there isn't a less classy bunch of fans than those in Fisher. sarcasm {'snum': '378954493624590336-1', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 2104 Pretty sure there isn't a classier bunch of fans than those in Fisher. #d3fb Pretty sure there isn't a ruder bunch of fans than those in Fisher. #d3fb sarcasm {'snum': '378954493624590336-2', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 2105 Pretty sure there isn't a classier bunch of fans than those in Fisher. #d3fb The fans in Fisher are not classy. sarcasm {'snum': '378954493624590336-3', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 2106 Pretty sure there isn't a classier bunch of fans than those in Fisher. #d3fb Pretty sure there isn't a more classless bunch of fans than those in Fisher. #d3fb sarcasm {'snum': '378954493624590336-4', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 2107 Pretty sure there isn't a classier bunch of fans than those in Fisher. #d3fb Pretty sure there is a classier bunch of fans than those in Fisher. #d3fb sarcasm {'snum': '378954493624590336-5', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 2108 If you take pictures with alcohol in your hand and you're trying to make it obvious you have it, I might think you're a badass. If you take pictures with alcohol in your hand and you're trying to make it obvious you have it, I won't think you're a badass. sarcasm {'snum': '379038796542914561-1', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 2109 If you take pictures with alcohol in your hand and you're trying to make it obvious you have it, I might think you're a badass. If you take pictures with alcohol in your hand and you're trying to make it obvious you have it, I don't think you're a badass. sarcasm {'snum': '379038796542914561-2', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 2110 If you take pictures with alcohol in your hand and you're trying to make it obvious you have it, I might think you're a badass. If you take pictures with alcohol in your hand and you're trying to make it obvious you have, I think you look stupid. sarcasm {'snum': '379038796542914561-3', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 2111 If you take pictures with alcohol in your hand and you're trying to make it obvious you have it, I might think you're a badass. I think you're a loser if you take photos just to show that you have alcohol in your hands. sarcasm {'snum': '379038796542914561-4', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 2112 If you take pictures with alcohol in your hand and you're trying to make it obvious you have it, I might think you're a badass. If you take pictures with alcohol in your hand and you're trying to make it obvious you have it, I wont think you're a badass. sarcasm {'snum': '379038796542914561-5', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 2113 I can't wait until it gets so cold out that I won't be able to roll down my windows. #winterweather I dread when it gets so cold out that I won't be able to roll down my windows. sarcasm {'snum': '393760848469966849-1', 'incongruency': 'explicit'} ? 2114 I can't wait until it gets so cold out that I won't be able to roll down my windows. #winterweather I'm dreading when it gets so cold out that I won't be able to roll down my windows. #winterweather sarcasm {'snum': '393760848469966849-2', 'incongruency': 'explicit'} ? 2115 I can't wait until it gets so cold out that I won't be able to roll down my windows. #winterweather I don't want it to be so cold that I can't roll down my windows. sarcasm {'snum': '393760848469966849-3', 'incongruency': 'explicit'} ? 2116 I can't wait until it gets so cold out that I won't be able to roll down my windows. #winterweather I hate cold weather because I can't roll down my windows. sarcasm {'snum': '393760848469966849-4', 'incongruency': 'explicit'} ? 2117 I can't wait until it gets so cold out that I won't be able to roll down my windows. #winterweather I'm not looking forward to winter. sarcasm {'snum': '393760848469966849-5', 'incongruency': 'explicit'} ? 2118 So glad i got to go to work instead of tailgate with friends at a stupid football game. #bored #wanttoparty #WVU I am upset I had to go to work instead of tailgate with friends at a football game. sarcasm {'snum': '379006704286851073-1', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 2119 So glad i got to go to work instead of tailgate with friends at a stupid football game. #bored #wanttoparty #WVU I wish I were tailgating with friends at the football game instead of working. sarcasm {'snum': '379006704286851073-2', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 2120 So glad i got to go to work instead of tailgate with friends at a stupid football game. #bored #wanttoparty #WVU Not happy i had to go to work instead of tailgate with friends at a football game. #bored #wanttoparty #WVU sarcasm {'snum': '379006704286851073-3', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 2121 So glad i got to go to work instead of tailgate with friends at a stupid football game. #bored #wanttoparty #WVU So mad I had to go to work instead of tailgate with friends at a stupid football game. #bored #wanttoparty #WVU sarcasm {'snum': '379006704286851073-4', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 2122 So glad i got to go to work instead of tailgate with friends at a stupid football game. #bored #wanttoparty #WVU I would be glad if I could tailgate with friends at a football game instead of going to work sarcasm {'snum': '379006704286851073-5', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 2123 second best is such a good feeling #not second best is not a good feeling sarcasm {'snum': '378970052307197952-1', 'incongruency': 'explicit'} ? 2124 second best is such a good feeling #not I don't like being in second place. sarcasm {'snum': '378970052307197952-2', 'incongruency': 'explicit'} ? 2125 second best is such a good feeling #not I hate being second best. sarcasm {'snum': '378970052307197952-3', 'incongruency': 'explicit'} ? 2126 second best is such a good feeling #not Second best is not a good feeling. sarcasm {'snum': '378970052307197952-4', 'incongruency': 'explicit'} ? 2127 second best is such a good feeling #not I feel inadequate. sarcasm {'snum': '378970052307197952-5', 'incongruency': 'explicit'} ? 2128 this church fair never gets boring This church fair is boring. sarcasm {'snum': '379049631109623808-1', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 2129 this church fair never gets boring This church fair is boring. sarcasm {'snum': '379049631109623808-2', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 2130 this church fair never gets boring This church fair is always boring. sarcasm {'snum': '379049631109623808-3', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 2131 this church fair never gets boring The church fair is so boring. sarcasm {'snum': '379049631109623808-4', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 2132 this church fair never gets boring this church fair just keeps on being boring sarcasm {'snum': '379049631109623808-5', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 2133 ToUser The best times are when you can't sleep and wake up every hour... #not #fml #badnight #couldntsleep I hate when you can't sleep and wake up every hour. sarcasm {'snum': '380372887955181568-1', 'incongruency': 'explicit'} ? 2134 ToUser The best times are when you can't sleep and wake up every hour... #not #fml #badnight #couldntsleep @User The worst times are when you can't sleep and wake up every hour... #not #fml #badnight #couldntsleep sarcasm {'snum': '380372887955181568-2', 'incongruency': 'explicit'} ? 2135 ToUser The best times are when you can't sleep and wake up every hour... #not #fml #badnight #couldntsleep I hate when I can't sleep and wake up every hour. sarcasm {'snum': '380372887955181568-3', 'incongruency': 'explicit'} ? 2136 ToUser The best times are when you can't sleep and wake up every hour... #not #fml #badnight #couldntsleep The worst times are when you can't sleep and wake up every hour. sarcasm {'snum': '380372887955181568-4', 'incongruency': 'explicit'} ? 2137 ToUser The best times are when you can't sleep and wake up every hour... #not #fml #badnight #couldntsleep The worse times are when you can't sleep and wake up every hour sarcasm {'snum': '380372887955181568-5', 'incongruency': 'explicit'} ? 2138 S/o to my friends and family who are checking up on me and taking care of me after yesterday's near death sickness #noonecares Neither my friends nor my family are checking up on me and taking care of me after yesterday's near death sickness. sarcasm {'snum': '379052624965685248-1', 'incongruency': 'explicit'} ? 2139 S/o to my friends and family who are checking up on me and taking care of me after yesterday's near death sickness #noonecares I really wish my friends and family would check up on my after yesterday's near death experience. sarcasm {'snum': '379052624965685248-2', 'incongruency': 'explicit'} ? 2140 S/o to my friends and family who are checking up on me and taking care of me after yesterday's near death sickness #noonecares thanks for caring about how well i felt sarcasm {'snum': '379052624965685248-3', 'incongruency': 'explicit'} ? 2141 S/o to my friends and family who are checking up on me and taking care of me after yesterday's near death sickness #noonecares I wish my friends and family would check up on me and take care of me after yesterday's near death sickness. sarcasm {'snum': '379052624965685248-4', 'incongruency': 'explicit'} ? 2142 S/o to my friends and family who are checking up on me and taking care of me after yesterday's near death sickness #noonecares No one cares enough to check up on me after I was very sick yesterday. sarcasm {'snum': '379052624965685248-5', 'incongruency': 'explicit'} ? 2143 I love when I make typos. I hate when I make typos. sarcasm {'snum': '379026832856981504-1', 'incongruency': 'explicit'} ? 2144 I love when I make typos. I hate when I make typos. sarcasm {'snum': '379026832856981504-2', 'incongruency': 'explicit'} ? 2145 I love when I make typos. I hate when I make typos. sarcasm {'snum': '379026832856981504-3', 'incongruency': 'explicit'} ? 2146 I love when I make typos. I hat it when I make typos. sarcasm {'snum': '379026832856981504-4', 'incongruency': 'explicit'} ? 2147 I love when I make typos. I hate when I make typos. sarcasm {'snum': '379026832856981504-5', 'incongruency': 'explicit'} ? 2148 I'm bored assface but all these tweets about relationships are keeping me entertained I'm bored assface and all these tweets about relationships are not keeping me entertained. sarcasm {'snum': '379089632228831232-1', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 2149 I'm bored assface but all these tweets about relationships are keeping me entertained I'm bored and all these tweets about relationships aren't helping any. sarcasm {'snum': '379089632228831232-2', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 2150 I'm bored assface but all these tweets about relationships are keeping me entertained I'm bored assface but all these tweets about relationships are not keeping me entertained sarcasm {'snum': '379089632228831232-3', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 2151 My first official tweet ever!!!!!!!! Oh how excited I am My first official tweet ever. This isn't very exciting. sarcasm {'snum': '418774389539479552-1', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 2152 My first official tweet ever!!!!!!!! Oh how excited I am My first official tweet ever! This is not exciting. sarcasm {'snum': '418774389539479552-2', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 2153 My first official tweet ever!!!!!!!! Oh how excited I am Tweeting is nothing that exciting sarcasm {'snum': '418774389539479552-3', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 2154 My first official tweet ever!!!!!!!! Oh how excited I am i just made my first official tweet and i still feel the same sarcasm {'snum': '418774389539479552-4', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 2155 My first official tweet ever!!!!!!!! Oh how excited I am My first official tweet ever! Not that exciting. sarcasm {'snum': '418774389539479552-5', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 2156 Always nice to be ignored ? It's never nice to be ignored sarcasm {'snum': '404718265316179968-1', 'incongruency': 'explicit'} ? 2157 Always nice to be ignored ? I don't appreciate being ignored. sarcasm {'snum': '404718265316179968-2', 'incongruency': 'explicit'} ? 2158 Always nice to be ignored ? It's always terrible to be ignored. sarcasm {'snum': '404718265316179968-3', 'incongruency': 'explicit'} ? 2159 Always nice to be ignored ? Isn't it horrible to be ignored? sarcasm {'snum': '404718265316179968-4', 'incongruency': 'explicit'} ? 2160 Always nice to be ignored ? It's not nice to be ignored. sarcasm {'snum': '404718265316179968-5', 'incongruency': 'explicit'} ? 2161 Looks like you know how to have fun ? It looks like you don't know how to have fun. sarcasm {'snum': '399319341675839488-1', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 2162 Looks like you know how to have fun ? Looks like you don't know how to have fun. sarcasm {'snum': '399319341675839488-2', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 2163 Looks like you know how to have fun ? You don't know how to have fun. sarcasm {'snum': '399319341675839488-3', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 2164 Looks like you know how to have fun ? Looks like you're pretty boring sarcasm {'snum': '399319341675839488-4', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 2165 Looks like you know how to have fun ? Looks like you don't know how to have fun sarcasm {'snum': '399319341675839488-5', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 2166 Oh English homework. How I missed having you everyday.. Oh English homework. I did not miss having you everyday.. sarcasm {'snum': '379038903036301313-1', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 2167 Oh English homework. How I missed having you everyday.. I really hate having English homework every day. sarcasm {'snum': '379038903036301313-2', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 2168 Oh English homework. How I missed having you everyday.. I liked not having English homework every day. sarcasm {'snum': '379038903036301313-3', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 2169 Oh English homework. How I missed having you everyday.. Oh English homework. I don't miss having you everyday.. sarcasm {'snum': '379038903036301313-4', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 2170 Oh English homework. How I missed having you everyday.. I'm not looking forward to English homework. sarcasm {'snum': '379038903036301313-5', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 2171 People are so nice these days!! #fml #ihatepeople People are so mean these days!! #fml #ihatepeople sarcasm {'snum': '379083420569059328-1', 'incongruency': 'explicit'} ? 2172 People are so nice these days!! #fml #ihatepeople People are not nice these days. sarcasm {'snum': '379083420569059328-2', 'incongruency': 'explicit'} ? 2173 People are so nice these days!! #fml #ihatepeople People are jerks these days. sarcasm {'snum': '379083420569059328-3', 'incongruency': 'explicit'} ? 2174 People are so nice these days!! #fml #ihatepeople People are so obnoxious these days!! #fml #ihatepeople sarcasm {'snum': '379083420569059328-4', 'incongruency': 'explicit'} ? 2175 People are so nice these days!! #fml #ihatepeople People are so mean these days!! sarcasm {'snum': '379083420569059328-5', 'incongruency': 'explicit'} ? 2176 Last night was so amazing I hope this night turns out the same. Last night was so terrible I hope this night turns out differently. sarcasm {'snum': '381597475196268544-1', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 2177 Last night was so amazing I hope this night turns out the same. I hope tonight is not a bad night like last night. sarcasm {'snum': '381597475196268544-2', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 2178 Last night was so amazing I hope this night turns out the same. I hope I have a better night than last night sarcasm {'snum': '381597475196268544-3', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 2179 Last night was so amazing I hope this night turns out the same. Last night was terrible. I hope tonight is different. sarcasm {'snum': '381597475196268544-4', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 2180 Last night was so amazing I hope this night turns out the same. Last night was so horrible that I hope tonight is very different. sarcasm {'snum': '381597475196268544-5', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 2181 And now either my battery is dead or my ignition is dead in my car. GREAT DAY. And now either my battery is dead or my ignition is dead in my car. ROUGH DAY. sarcasm {'snum': '378988156927754240-1', 'incongruency': 'explicit'} ? 2182 And now either my battery is dead or my ignition is dead in my car. GREAT DAY. And now either my battery is dead or my ignition is dead in my car. HORRIBLE DAY. sarcasm {'snum': '378988156927754240-2', 'incongruency': 'explicit'} ? 2183 And now either my battery is dead or my ignition is dead in my car. GREAT DAY. Now either my battery is dead or my ignition is dead in my car. What a bad day. sarcasm {'snum': '378988156927754240-3', 'incongruency': 'explicit'} ? 2184 And now either my battery is dead or my ignition is dead in my car. GREAT DAY. My car problems are making this day difficult. sarcasm {'snum': '378988156927754240-4', 'incongruency': 'explicit'} ? 2185 And now either my battery is dead or my ignition is dead in my car. GREAT DAY. My car isnt working and i'm not happy about it. sarcasm {'snum': '378988156927754240-5', 'incongruency': 'explicit'} ? 2186 Oh dang Mayweather won. That's really quite shocking. Oh dang Mayweather won. That's not really shocking. sarcasm {'snum': '379114325857677314-1', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 2187 Oh dang Mayweather won. That's really quite shocking. Mayweather won. That's really not shocking. sarcasm {'snum': '379114325857677314-2', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 2188 Oh dang Mayweather won. That's really quite shocking. mayweather always wins sarcasm {'snum': '379114325857677314-3', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 2189 Oh dang Mayweather won. That's really quite shocking. I'm not surprised that Mayweather won. sarcasm {'snum': '379114325857677314-4', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 2190 Oh dang Mayweather won. That's really quite shocking. Mayweather won, which is what everyone was expecting. sarcasm {'snum': '379114325857677314-5', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 2191 OMG! these two on X-Factor are funny!! Liddia and Ryan ..... Oh, you guys make me proud to be British OMG! these two on X-Factor are not funny!! Liddia and Ryan ..... Oh, you guys make me ashamed to be British sarcasm {'snum': '378959659765219328-1', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 2192 OMG! these two on X-Factor are funny!! Liddia and Ryan ..... Oh, you guys make me proud to be British Lidda and Ryan on the X-factor are not funny and do not make me proud that I am British as well. sarcasm {'snum': '378959659765219328-2', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 2193 OMG! these two on X-Factor are funny!! Liddia and Ryan ..... Oh, you guys make me proud to be British liddia and ryan are not funny sarcasm {'snum': '378959659765219328-3', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 2194 Glad I'm important to you.... Sad I'm not important to you.... sarcasm {'snum': '379039158469009408-1', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 2195 Glad I'm important to you.... I wish I was important to you.... sarcasm {'snum': '379039158469009408-2', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 2196 Glad I'm important to you.... I hate that I'm not important to you... sarcasm {'snum': '379039158469009408-3', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 2197 Glad I'm important to you.... Apparently I am not important to you. sarcasm {'snum': '379039158469009408-4', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 2198 Glad I'm important to you.... I don't think I'm important to you. sarcasm {'snum': '379039158469009408-5', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 2199 I'm thankful for all the cute guys who don't go to our school #ThanksObama I'm not thankful for all the unattractive guys who go to our school #ThanksObama sarcasm {'snum': '406172041319292928-1', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 2200 I'm thankful for all the cute guys who don't go to our school #ThanksObama I wish there were more cute guys who go to our school #ThanksObama sarcasm {'snum': '406172041319292928-2', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 2201 I'm thankful for all the cute guys who don't go to our school #ThanksObama Our school doesn't have a lot of cute boys. sarcasm {'snum': '406172041319292928-3', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 2202 I'm thankful for all the cute guys who don't go to our school #ThanksObama I wish there were more cute guys at our school. sarcasm {'snum': '406172041319292928-4', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 2203 Can't wait to wash 100+ robes in the Adelphi washers! #SaveMe #LaundryLady not looking forward to washing 100+ robes in the Adelphi washers! #SaveMe #LaundryLady sarcasm {'snum': '380360886931582976-1', 'incongruency': 'explicit'} ? 2204 Can't wait to wash 100+ robes in the Adelphi washers! #SaveMe #LaundryLady I don't want to wash 100+ robes in the Adelphi washers! sarcasm {'snum': '380360886931582976-2', 'incongruency': 'explicit'} ? 2205 Can't wait to wash 100+ robes in the Adelphi washers! #SaveMe #LaundryLady Not looking forward to washing over a 100 robes in the Adelphi washers. sarcasm {'snum': '380360886931582976-3', 'incongruency': 'explicit'} ? 2206 Can't wait to wash 100+ robes in the Adelphi washers! #SaveMe #LaundryLady I do not want to wash 100+ robes in the Adelphi washers. sarcasm {'snum': '380360886931582976-4', 'incongruency': 'explicit'} ? 2207 Can't wait to wash 100+ robes in the Adelphi washers! #SaveMe #LaundryLady I am dreading washing 100+ robes in the Adelphi washers. sarcasm {'snum': '380360886931582976-5', 'incongruency': 'explicit'} ? 2208 I just did a freaking paper for a day and a half and my groupmates decided to change the freaking topic. GREAT. JUST GREAT I just did a freaking paper for a day and a half and my groupmates decided to change the freaking topic. WASTE. WASTE OF TIME sarcasm {'snum': '379258081068072960-1', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 2209 I just did a freaking paper for a day and a half and my groupmates decided to change the freaking topic. GREAT. JUST GREAT I just did a freaking paper for a day and a half and my groupmates decided to change the freaking topic. TERRIBLE. JUST TERRIBLE sarcasm {'snum': '379258081068072960-2', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 2210 I just did a freaking paper for a day and a half and my groupmates decided to change the freaking topic. GREAT. JUST GREAT I just did a freaking paper for a day and a half and my groupmates decided to change the freaking topic. This is terrible. sarcasm {'snum': '379258081068072960-3', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 2211 I just did a freaking paper for a day and a half and my groupmates decided to change the freaking topic. GREAT. JUST GREAT I am not happy that I just did a freaking paper for a day and a half and my groupmates decided to change the freaking topic. sarcasm {'snum': '379258081068072960-4', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 2212 Oh yeah, I am so happy to study the level of Internet penetration in Japan Oh no, I am not happy studying the level of Internet penetration in Japan sarcasm {'snum': '387566368138080256-1', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 2213 Oh yeah, I am so happy to study the level of Internet penetration in Japan I'm unhappy to be studying the level of internet penetration in Japan. sarcasm {'snum': '387566368138080256-2', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 2214 Oh yeah, I am so happy to study the level of Internet penetration in Japan I am not happy about studying the level of Internet penetration in Japan. sarcasm {'snum': '387566368138080256-3', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 2215 Oh yeah, I am so happy to study the level of Internet penetration in Japan I'm not happy to be studyin the level of Internet penetration in Japan. sarcasm {'snum': '387566368138080256-4', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 2216 Oh yeah, I am so happy to study the level of Internet penetration in Japan Oh yeah, I am not happy to study the level of Internet penetration in Japan sarcasm {'snum': '387566368138080256-5', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 2217 yeah because in our free time we smash bottles. #wedont no because in our free time we don't smash bottles #wedont sarcasm {'snum': '384470861451120640-1', 'incongruency': 'explicit'} ? 2218 yeah because in our free time we smash bottles. #wedont yeah because in our free time we don't smash any bottles #wedont sarcasm {'snum': '384470861451120640-2', 'incongruency': 'explicit'} ? 2219 yeah because in our free time we smash bottles. #wedont no because in our free time we don't smash bottles #wedont sarcasm {'snum': '384470861451120640-3', 'incongruency': 'explicit'} ? 2220 yeah because in our free time we smash bottles. #wedont We are not responsible for the broken bottles. sarcasm {'snum': '384470861451120640-4', 'incongruency': 'explicit'} ? 2221 yeah because in our free time we smash bottles. #wedont We don't smash bottles in our free time. sarcasm {'snum': '384470861451120640-5', 'incongruency': 'explicit'} ? 2222 Glad the ref in front of the play was watching where the Wisc receivers feet were... #asu Mad that the ref in front of the play wasn't watching where the Wisc receivers feet were... #asu sarcasm {'snum': '379123695148867584-1', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 2223 Glad the ref in front of the play was watching where the Wisc receivers feet were... #asu I'm upset because the ref in front of the play wasn't watching where the Wisc receivers feet were... #asu sarcasm {'snum': '379123695148867584-2', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 2224 Glad the ref in front of the play was watching where the Wisc receivers feet were... #asu The ref in front of the play was not watching where the Wisc receivers feet were. sarcasm {'snum': '379123695148867584-3', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 2225 Glad the ref in front of the play was watching where the Wisc receivers feet were... #asu The ref in front of the play wasn't watching where the Wisc receiver's feet were... sarcasm {'snum': '379123695148867584-4', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 2226 Glad the ref in front of the play was watching where the Wisc receivers feet were... #asu The referee was not paying attention to the receiver. sarcasm {'snum': '379123695148867584-5', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 2227 "He texted me ""Brb"" around three It's okay I didn't want to talk to my crush anyways" "He texted me ""Brb"" around three It's okay but I wanted to talk to my crush" sarcasm {'snum': '379054477631684608-1', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 2228 "He texted me ""Brb"" around three It's okay I didn't want to talk to my crush anyways" "He texted me ""Brb"" around three It's not okay I want to talk to my crush." sarcasm {'snum': '379054477631684608-2', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 2229 "He texted me ""Brb"" around three It's okay I didn't want to talk to my crush anyways" "He texted me ""Brb"" around three It's not okay I wanted to talk to my crush" sarcasm {'snum': '379054477631684608-3', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 2230 "He texted me ""Brb"" around three It's okay I didn't want to talk to my crush anyways" "He texted me ""Brb"" around three, but I wanted to talk to my crush." sarcasm {'snum': '379054477631684608-4', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 2231 "He texted me ""Brb"" around three It's okay I didn't want to talk to my crush anyways" "He texted me ""Brb"" around three It's not okay I did want to talk to my crush" sarcasm {'snum': '379054477631684608-5', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 2232 Going to get my little brother at this time of night because he didn't wanna stay overnight somewhere is exactly what I wanna be doing. Going to get my little brother at this time of night because he didn't wanna stay overnight somewhere is not exactly what I wanna be doing. sarcasm {'snum': '379083748567826432-1', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 2233 Going to get my little brother at this time of night because he didn't wanna stay overnight somewhere is exactly what I wanna be doing. I wish I wasn't going to get my little brother who didn't want to stay overnight somewhere, at this time of night. sarcasm {'snum': '379083748567826432-2', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 2234 Going to get my little brother at this time of night because he didn't wanna stay overnight somewhere is exactly what I wanna be doing. I don't want to go get my little brother at this time of night because he didn't wanna stay overnight somewhere. sarcasm {'snum': '379083748567826432-3', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 2235 Going to get my little brother at this time of night because he didn't wanna stay overnight somewhere is exactly what I wanna be doing. Going to get my little brother at this time of night because he didn't wanna stay overnight somewhere is exactly not what I wanna be doing. sarcasm {'snum': '379083748567826432-4', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 2236 Going to get my little brother at this time of night because he didn't wanna stay overnight somewhere is exactly what I wanna be doing. I have to get my little brother when I wish I could stay home. sarcasm {'snum': '379083748567826432-5', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 2237 I have always loved studying :) I have never loved studying :( sarcasm {'snum': '389369794798960640-1', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 2238 I have always loved studying :) I have always hated studying :) sarcasm {'snum': '389369794798960640-2', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 2239 I have always loved studying :) I have never loved studying ): sarcasm {'snum': '389369794798960640-3', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 2240 I have always loved studying :) Studying is not fun. sarcasm {'snum': '389369794798960640-4', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 2241 I have always loved studying :) I really hate studying. sarcasm {'snum': '389369794798960640-5', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 2242 Don't you just looooove fighting with people? #blegh Don't you just hate fighting with people? #blegh sarcasm {'snum': '417181893738917888-1', 'incongruency': 'explicit'} ? 2243 Don't you just looooove fighting with people? #blegh I hate fighting with people. #blegh sarcasm {'snum': '417181893738917888-2', 'incongruency': 'explicit'} ? 2244 Don't you just looooove fighting with people? #blegh Don't you just hate fighting with people? sarcasm {'snum': '417181893738917888-3', 'incongruency': 'explicit'} ? 2245 Don't you just looooove fighting with people? #blegh I hate fighting with people. sarcasm {'snum': '417181893738917888-4', 'incongruency': 'explicit'} ? 2246 Don't you just looooove fighting with people? #blegh Don't you just hate fighting with people? sarcasm {'snum': '417181893738917888-5', 'incongruency': 'explicit'} ? 2247 I'm so lucky to have such considerate friends I'm so unfortunte to have such inconsiderate friends sarcasm {'snum': '391373646947954688-1', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 2248 I'm so lucky to have such considerate friends I'm so unlucky to have such inconsiderate friends sarcasm {'snum': '391373646947954688-2', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 2249 I'm so lucky to have such considerate friends Why can't my friends be considerate? sarcasm {'snum': '391373646947954688-3', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 2250 I'm so lucky to have such considerate friends My friend are inconsiderate. sarcasm {'snum': '391373646947954688-4', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 2251 I'm so lucky to have such considerate friends I am very unlucky to have inconsiderate friends. sarcasm {'snum': '391373646947954688-5', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 2252 Such great friends i have Such horrible friends i have sarcasm {'snum': '378965755242774528-1', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 2253 Such great friends i have My friends are not good. sarcasm {'snum': '378965755242774528-2', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 2254 Such great friends i have I have such awful friends. sarcasm {'snum': '378965755242774528-3', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 2255 Such great friends i have I'm disappointed in my friends. sarcasm {'snum': '378965755242774528-4', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 2256 Such great friends i have Such horrible friends I have sarcasm {'snum': '378965755242774528-5', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 2257 Loving life setting my alarm on a sunday morning for work hating life setting my alarm on a sunday morning for work sarcasm {'snum': '379005735545626624-1', 'incongruency': 'explicit'} ? 2258 Loving life setting my alarm on a sunday morning for work I am not loving life because I am setting my alarm on a sunday morning for work sarcasm {'snum': '379005735545626624-2', 'incongruency': 'explicit'} ? 2259 Loving life setting my alarm on a sunday morning for work I don't like setting my alarm on a Sunday morning for work. sarcasm {'snum': '379005735545626624-3', 'incongruency': 'explicit'} ? 2260 Loving life setting my alarm on a sunday morning for work I hate setting my alarm on a sunday morning for work. sarcasm {'snum': '379005735545626624-4', 'incongruency': 'explicit'} ? 2261 Loving life setting my alarm on a sunday morning for work Hating life setting my alarm on a sunday morning for work sarcasm {'snum': '379005735545626624-5', 'incongruency': 'explicit'} ? 2262 My friend likes to shout to other drivers, my ears enjoys this very much My friend likes to shout to other drivers, my ears don't enjoy this very much sarcasm {'snum': '398839701496684544-1', 'incongruency': 'explicit'} ? 2263 My friend likes to shout to other drivers, my ears enjoys this very much My friend likes to shout to other drivers, my ears don't enjoy this. sarcasm {'snum': '398839701496684544-2', 'incongruency': 'explicit'} ? 2264 My friend likes to shout to other drivers, my ears enjoys this very much My friend likes to shout to other drivers, my ears don't enjoy this very much sarcasm {'snum': '398839701496684544-3', 'incongruency': 'explicit'} ? 2265 My friend likes to shout to other drivers, my ears enjoys this very much I dislikes it very much when my friends shout on other drivers while driving. sarcasm {'snum': '398839701496684544-4', 'incongruency': 'explicit'} ? 2266 My friend likes to shout to other drivers, my ears enjoys this very much My friend is too loud while driving. sarcasm {'snum': '398839701496684544-5', 'incongruency': 'explicit'} ? 2267 Woke up with no voice. #sicklife #yay Woke up with no voice. #sicklife #boo sarcasm {'snum': '3.79077E+17-1', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 2268 Time for my favorite class with my favorite professor, Snoooozaahhh. #shootme Time for my least favorite class with my least favorite professor, Snoooozaahhh. #shootme sarcasm {'snum': '392641968750481408-1', 'incongruency': 'explicit'} ? 2269 Time for my favorite class with my favorite professor, Snoooozaahhh. #shootme Time for my least favorite class with my least favorite professor. sarcasm {'snum': '392641968750481408-2', 'incongruency': 'explicit'} ? 2270 Time for my favorite class with my favorite professor, Snoooozaahhh. #shootme Time for my least favorite class with my least favorite professor, Snoooozaahhh. #shootme sarcasm {'snum': '392641968750481408-3', 'incongruency': 'explicit'} ? 2271 Time for my favorite class with my favorite professor, Snoooozaahhh. #shootme Its time for the class which I hate the most. sarcasm {'snum': '392641968750481408-4', 'incongruency': 'explicit'} ? 2272 Time for my favorite class with my favorite professor, Snoooozaahhh. #shootme I really don't care for this class. Its kinda boring. sarcasm {'snum': '392641968750481408-5', 'incongruency': 'explicit'} ? 2273 church is always so much fun hahahaha church is never very much fun. sarcasm {'snum': '378999772348420096-1', 'incongruency': 'explicit'} ? 2274 church is always so much fun hahahaha Church isn't fun at all. sarcasm {'snum': '378999772348420096-2', 'incongruency': 'explicit'} ? 2275 church is always so much fun hahahaha Church is always so boring. sarcasm {'snum': '378999772348420096-3', 'incongruency': 'explicit'} ? 2276 church is always so much fun hahahaha church is never much fun hahahaha sarcasm {'snum': '378999772348420096-4', 'incongruency': 'explicit'} ? 2277 church is always so much fun hahahaha I never have fun at church. sarcasm {'snum': '378999772348420096-5', 'incongruency': 'explicit'} ? 2278 Because walking while shopping for groceries is just too much to handle. #peopleofwalmart http://t.co/h5wIUqX6b8 Walking while shopping for groceries is not too much to handle. #peopleofwalmart http://t.co/h5wIUqX6b8 sarcasm {'snum': '408688954754740224-1', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 2279 Because walking while shopping for groceries is just too much to handle. #peopleofwalmart http://t.co/h5wIUqX6b8 It should be easy to walk while shopping, but the people of walmart can't handle that. sarcasm {'snum': '408688954754740224-2', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 2280 Because walking while shopping for groceries is just too much to handle. #peopleofwalmart http://t.co/h5wIUqX6b8 Walking while shopping for groceries is very easy. sarcasm {'snum': '408688954754740224-3', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 2281 Because walking while shopping for groceries is just too much to handle. #peopleofwalmart http://t.co/h5wIUqX6b8 Some people are so lazy, they can't walk while shopping for groceries. sarcasm {'snum': '408688954754740224-4', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 2282 Because walking while shopping for groceries is just too much to handle. #peopleofwalmart http://t.co/h5wIUqX6b8 Because walking while shopping for groceries is not too much to handle. #peopleofwalmart http://t.co/h5wIUqX6b8 sarcasm {'snum': '408688954754740224-5', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 2283 You'd never know with Michael Owens commentary that he used to play for United You know with Michael Owens commentary that he used to play for United sarcasm {'snum': '419871797043949568-1', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 2284 You'd never know with Michael Owens commentary that he used to play for United You'd know right away with Michael Owens commentary that he used to play for United sarcasm {'snum': '419871797043949568-2', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 2285 You'd never know with Michael Owens commentary that he used to play for United This Michael Owens commentary really drives home that he used to play for United. sarcasm {'snum': '419871797043949568-3', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 2286 You'd never know with Michael Owens commentary that he used to play for United It is obvious that Michael Owens played for United. sarcasm {'snum': '419871797043949568-4', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 2287 You'd never know with Michael Owens commentary that he used to play for United It is obvious that Michael Owens used to play for United. sarcasm {'snum': '419871797043949568-5', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 2288 You'd never know with Michael Owens commentary that he used to play for United It is easy to tell that Michael Owens plays for United, from what he said. sarcasm {'snum': '419871797043949568-6', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 2289 You'd never know with Michael Owens commentary that he used to play for United Michael Owens commentary is all about how he used to play for United. sarcasm {'snum': '419871797043949568-7', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 2290 Now I feel even better. Thanks a bunch. Now I feel even worse. sarcasm {'snum': '386995931859542016-1', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 2291 Now I feel even better. Thanks a bunch. Now I feel even worse. Horrible. sarcasm {'snum': '386995931859542016-2', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 2292 Now I feel even better. Thanks a bunch. Now I feel even worse. No thank you. sarcasm {'snum': '386995931859542016-3', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 2293 Now I feel even better. Thanks a bunch. Now I feel even worse. I do not appreciate that. sarcasm {'snum': '386995931859542016-4', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 2294 Now I feel even better. Thanks a bunch. Now I feel even worse. No thanks. sarcasm {'snum': '386995931859542016-5', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 2295 Always a great sight to see when driving. #TrafficJam http://t.co/GH65DmpcYi never a great sight to see when driving sarcasm {'snum': '404049161533657088-1', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 2296 Always a great sight to see when driving. #TrafficJam http://t.co/GH65DmpcYi Always a frustrating site to see when driving. #TrafficJam http://t.co/GH65DmpcYi sarcasm {'snum': '404049161533657088-2', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 2297 Always a great sight to see when driving. #TrafficJam http://t.co/GH65DmpcYi Always a terrible sight to see when driving. #TrafficJam http://t.co/GH65DmpcYi sarcasm {'snum': '404049161533657088-3', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 2298 Always a great sight to see when driving. #TrafficJam http://t.co/GH65DmpcYi I hate sitting in traffic. sarcasm {'snum': '404049161533657088-4', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 2299 Always a great sight to see when driving. #TrafficJam http://t.co/GH65DmpcYi Hate traffic jams. sarcasm {'snum': '404049161533657088-5', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 2300 All my photos on my phone got erased... It's not like I wanted them or anything... All my photos on my phone got erased... I wanted them... sarcasm {'snum': '381826490813263872-1', 'incongruency': 'explicit'} ? 2301 All my photos on my phone got erased... It's not like I wanted them or anything... All my photos on my phone got erased... I wanted them... sarcasm {'snum': '381826490813263872-2', 'incongruency': 'explicit'} ? 2302 All my photos on my phone got erased... It's not like I wanted them or anything... I'm mad that my photos were deleted from my phone. sarcasm {'snum': '381826490813263872-3', 'incongruency': 'explicit'} ? 2303 All my photos on my phone got erased... It's not like I wanted them or anything... All of my photos on my phone got erased. I'm annoyed because I really wanted them. sarcasm {'snum': '381826490813263872-4', 'incongruency': 'explicit'} ? 2304 All my photos on my phone got erased... It's not like I wanted them or anything... I hated when all my photos on my phone got erased... I really wanted them sarcasm {'snum': '381826490813263872-5', 'incongruency': 'explicit'} ? 2305 Oh you don't like him at aaall Yes, you do like him sarcasm {'snum': '379039748410859520-1', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 2306 Oh you don't like him at aaall You really like him sarcasm {'snum': '379039748410859520-2', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 2307 Oh you don't like him at aaall Oh you really like him a lot sarcasm {'snum': '379039748410859520-3', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 2308 Oh you don't like him at aaall So you do like him sarcasm {'snum': '379039748410859520-4', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 2309 Oh you don't like him at aaall You like him. sarcasm {'snum': '379039748410859520-5', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 2310 "to the girls who still wore short ass costumes in this weather, props for your...""determination""" "to the girls who still wore short ass costumes in this weather, not impressed by your...""determination""" sarcasm {'snum': '395899447529316352-1', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 2311 "to the girls who still wore short ass costumes in this weather, props for your...""determination""" to the girls who still wore short ass costumes in this weather, I think that was stupid. sarcasm {'snum': '395899447529316352-2', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 2312 "to the girls who still wore short ass costumes in this weather, props for your...""determination""" Its too cold outside for these girl's costumes. sarcasm {'snum': '395899447529316352-3', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 2313 Its nice to know you mean nothing to someone. Going to bed with a great feeling. Goodnight fucking cruel world. Its sad to know you mean nothing to someone. Going to bed with a horrible feeling. Goodnight fucking cruel world. sarcasm {'snum': '379069816092385280-1', 'incongruency': 'explicit'} ? 2314 Its nice to know you mean nothing to someone. Going to bed with a great feeling. Goodnight fucking cruel world. Its unhappy to know you mean nothing to someone. Going to bed with a bad feeling. Goodnight fucking cruel world. sarcasm {'snum': '379069816092385280-2', 'incongruency': 'explicit'} ? 2315 Its nice to know you mean nothing to someone. Going to bed with a great feeling. Goodnight fucking cruel world. I hate knowing I don't mean anything to someone. Going to bed with a terrible feeling. Goodnight fucking cruel world. sarcasm {'snum': '379069816092385280-3', 'incongruency': 'explicit'} ? 2316 So glad the box has been replaced #XboxOne #FIFA14 #bored Not happy the box has been replaced #XboxOne #FIFA14 #bored sarcasm {'snum': '410536783420878849-1', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 2317 So glad the box has been replaced #XboxOne #FIFA14 #bored I hate that the box has been replaced. sarcasm {'snum': '410536783420878849-2', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 2318 So glad the box has been replaced #XboxOne #FIFA14 #bored It doesn't matter that the box has been replaced. I'm bored. sarcasm {'snum': '410536783420878849-3', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 2319 So glad the box has been replaced #XboxOne #FIFA14 #bored Not so glad the box has been replaced #XboxOne #FIFA14 #bored sarcasm {'snum': '410536783420878849-4', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 2320 i love stuck up, arrogant people! i hate stuck up, arrogant people! sarcasm {'snum': '379057812212441088-1', 'incongruency': 'explicit'} ? 2321 i love stuck up, arrogant people! i hate stuck up, arrogant people! sarcasm {'snum': '379057812212441088-2', 'incongruency': 'explicit'} ? 2322 i love stuck up, arrogant people! i hate stuck up, arrogant people! sarcasm {'snum': '379057812212441088-3', 'incongruency': 'explicit'} ? 2323 i love stuck up, arrogant people! I hate stuck up, arrogant people! sarcasm {'snum': '379057812212441088-4', 'incongruency': 'explicit'} ? 2324 I love it when I change a wet diaper and then minutes later I change a dirty diaper. #poop I hate it when I change a wet diaper and then minutes later I change a dirty diaper. #poop sarcasm {'snum': '378952990801293312-1', 'incongruency': 'explicit'} ? 2325 I love it when I change a wet diaper and then minutes later I change a dirty diaper. #poop I hate it when I change a wet diaper and then minutes later I change a dirty diaper. #poop sarcasm {'snum': '378952990801293312-2', 'incongruency': 'explicit'} ? 2326 I love it when I change a wet diaper and then minutes later I change a dirty diaper. #poop I hate when I have to change a wet diaper and then a dirty one a few minutes later. sarcasm {'snum': '378952990801293312-3', 'incongruency': 'explicit'} ? 2327 I love it when I change a wet diaper and then minutes later I change a dirty diaper. #poop I hate it when I change a wet diaper and then minutes later I change a dirty diaper. #poop sarcasm {'snum': '378952990801293312-4', 'incongruency': 'explicit'} ? 2328 Oh no one wants to do anything tonight? Yeah me either... Oh no one wants to do anything tonight? Well I did... sarcasm {'snum': '379018526855401472-1', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 2329 Oh no one wants to do anything tonight? Yeah me either... I was actually hoping someone wanted to do something because I'm in the mood for some entertainment. sarcasm {'snum': '379018526855401472-2', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 2330 Oh no one wants to do anything tonight? Yeah me either... No one wants to do anything tonight? I wanted to. sarcasm {'snum': '379018526855401472-3', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 2331 Oh no one wants to do anything tonight? Yeah me either... I'm bored tonight. sarcasm {'snum': '379018526855401472-4', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 2332 Oh no one wants to do anything tonight? Yeah me either... Oh no one wants to do anything tonight? Well I'd like to do something... sarcasm {'snum': '379018526855401472-5', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 2333 Went home early just to get some sleep, but papa keeps on waking me up every 10 minutes. Thank you pops. Appreciate it. Went home early just to get some sleep, but papa keeps on waking me up every 10 minutes. Please stop pops. Don't appreciate it. sarcasm {'snum': '403081304696033280-1', 'incongruency': 'explicit'} ? 2334 Went home early just to get some sleep, but papa keeps on waking me up every 10 minutes. Thank you pops. Appreciate it. I was pretty tired and went home early to get some sleep, but my father keeps waking me up every 10 minutes, which I don't appreciate sarcasm {'snum': '403081304696033280-2', 'incongruency': 'explicit'} ? 2335 Went home early just to get some sleep, but papa keeps on waking me up every 10 minutes. Thank you pops. Appreciate it. Went home early just to get some sleep, but papa keeps on waking me up every 10 minutes. Please quit it pops. I don't appreciate it. sarcasm {'snum': '403081304696033280-3', 'incongruency': 'explicit'} ? 2336 Went home early just to get some sleep, but papa keeps on waking me up every 10 minutes. Thank you pops. Appreciate it. Went home early just to get some sleep, but papa keeps on waking me up every 10 minutes. I wish you wouldn't do that, pops. I don't like it. sarcasm {'snum': '403081304696033280-4', 'incongruency': 'explicit'} ? 2337 woah, didn't see that one coming. #courseidid woah, saw that one coming. #courseidid sarcasm {'snum': '381379063451242496-1', 'incongruency': 'explicit'} ? 2338 woah, didn't see that one coming. #courseidid I saw a bad situation coming, but let myself get caught up in it anyway, which I regret sarcasm {'snum': '381379063451242496-2', 'incongruency': 'explicit'} ? 2339 woah, didn't see that one coming. #courseidid I saw that one coming sarcasm {'snum': '381379063451242496-3', 'incongruency': 'explicit'} ? 2340 woah, didn't see that one coming. #courseidid That was predictable. sarcasm {'snum': '381379063451242496-4', 'incongruency': 'explicit'} ? 2341 woah, didn't see that one coming. #courseidid I knew that would happen. sarcasm {'snum': '381379063451242496-5', 'incongruency': 'explicit'} ? 2342 Donghae is the BEST cameraman ever! http://t.co/OQclPejlFQ Donghae is the WORST cameraman ever! http://t.co/OQclPejlFQ sarcasm {'snum': '406051339139944448-1', 'incongruency': 'explicit'} ? 2343 Donghae is the BEST cameraman ever! http://t.co/OQclPejlFQ this cameraman sucks sarcasm {'snum': '406051339139944448-2', 'incongruency': 'explicit'} ? 2344 Donghae is the BEST cameraman ever! http://t.co/OQclPejlFQ Donghae is a horrible cameraman. sarcasm {'snum': '406051339139944448-3', 'incongruency': 'explicit'} ? 2345 Donghae is the BEST cameraman ever! http://t.co/OQclPejlFQ Donghae is the WORSE cameraman ever! sarcasm {'snum': '406051339139944448-4', 'incongruency': 'explicit'} ? 2346 @User awhh u must hug me tomorrow I'm begging!! *on knees begging* @User awhh u mustn't hug me tomorrow I'm begging!! *on knees begging* sarcasm {'snum': '379661989540540416-1', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 2347 @User awhh u must hug me tomorrow I'm begging!! *on knees begging* @User awhh u must NOT hug me tomorrow I'm begging!! *on knees begging* sarcasm {'snum': '379661989540540416-2', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 2348 @User awhh u must hug me tomorrow I'm begging!! *on knees begging* No hugs please. sarcasm {'snum': '379661989540540416-3', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 2349 Nobody got hurt and there's 2 more fights on this contract...smells legitimate Nobody got hurt and there's 2 more fights on this contract...smells fraudulent sarcasm {'snum': '379114254915231745-1', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 2350 Nobody got hurt and there's 2 more fights on this contract...smells legitimate Nobody got hurt and there's 2 more fights on this contract...smells phony sarcasm {'snum': '379114254915231745-2', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 2351 Nobody got hurt and there's 2 more fights on this contract...smells legitimate Nobody got hurt and there's 2 more fights on this contract...smells illlegitimate sarcasm {'snum': '379114254915231745-3', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 2352 Nobody got hurt and there's 2 more fights on this contract...smells legitimate Nobody got hurt and there's 2 more fights on this contract... doesn't seem legitimate. sarcasm {'snum': '379114254915231745-4', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 2353 Nobody got hurt and there's 2 more fights on this contract...smells legitimate Nobody got hurt and there's 2 more fights on this contract. I think that's questionable. sarcasm {'snum': '379114254915231745-5', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 2354 Hey is anyone watching that Victorias Secret Fashion Show? Hey is everyone watching that Victorias Secret Fashion Show? sarcasm {'snum': '410625772043247616-1', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 2355 Hey is anyone watching that Victorias Secret Fashion Show? Everyone is watching Victorias Secret Fashion Show. sarcasm {'snum': '410625772043247616-2', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 2356 Hey is anyone watching that Victorias Secret Fashion Show? Hey is anyone not watching that Victorias Secret Fashion Show? sarcasm {'snum': '410625772043247616-3', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 2357 Hey is anyone watching that Victorias Secret Fashion Show? Hey is anyone not watching the Victorias Secret Fashion Show? sarcasm {'snum': '410625772043247616-4', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 2358 Hey is anyone watching that Victorias Secret Fashion Show? Hey, everyone is watching that Victorias Secret Fashion Show sarcasm {'snum': '410625772043247616-5', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 2359 God isn't Christmas gonna be great this year God isn't Christmas gonna be horrid this year sarcasm {'snum': '415573937775730688-1', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 2360 God isn't Christmas gonna be great this year God isn't Christmas going to be bad this year sarcasm {'snum': '415573937775730688-2', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 2361 God isn't Christmas gonna be great this year Christmas is going to bad this year. sarcasm {'snum': '415573937775730688-3', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 2362 God isn't Christmas gonna be great this year I don't think Christmas will be great this year. sarcasm {'snum': '415573937775730688-4', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 2363 God isn't Christmas gonna be great this year It is going to be an awful Christmas this year. sarcasm {'snum': '415573937775730688-5', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 2364 I'm definitely going to connect with this guy on ToUser http://t.co/1shW8oKKXT I'm definitely not going to connect with this guy on @User http://t.co/1shW8oKKXT sarcasm {'snum': '421730947239645184-1', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 2365 I'm definitely going to connect with this guy on ToUser http://t.co/1shW8oKKXT I'm definitely not going to connect with this guy on @User http://t.co/1shW8oKKXT sarcasm {'snum': '421730947239645184-2', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 2366 I'm definitely going to connect with this guy on ToUser http://t.co/1shW8oKKXT I have no interest in connecting with this guy on LinkedIn. sarcasm {'snum': '421730947239645184-3', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 2367 I'm definitely going to connect with this guy on ToUser http://t.co/1shW8oKKXT I will not connect with this Linkedin user. sarcasm {'snum': '421730947239645184-4', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 2368 I'm definitely going to connect with this guy on ToUser http://t.co/1shW8oKKXT I'm definitely not going to connect with this guy sarcasm {'snum': '421730947239645184-5', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 2369 What makes this semester so awesome is having at least one test or more every week till the semester is done #ILOVESCHOOL What makes this semester so terrible is having at least one test or more every week till the semester is done sarcasm {'snum': '378970043108687872-1', 'incongruency': 'explicit'} ? 2370 What makes this semester so awesome is having at least one test or more every week till the semester is done #ILOVESCHOOL I really don't like that we are having tests every week this semester. sarcasm {'snum': '378970043108687872-2', 'incongruency': 'explicit'} ? 2371 What makes this semester so awesome is having at least one test or more every week till the semester is done #ILOVESCHOOL What makes this semester so awful is having at least one test or more every week till the semester is done #ILOVESCHOOL sarcasm {'snum': '378970043108687872-3', 'incongruency': 'explicit'} ? 2372 What makes this semester so awesome is having at least one test or more every week till the semester is done #ILOVESCHOOL What makes this semester so horrible is having at least one test or more every week till the semester is done. sarcasm {'snum': '378970043108687872-4', 'incongruency': 'explicit'} ? 2373 What makes this semester so awesome is having at least one test or more every week till the semester is done #ILOVESCHOOL My school work is intense. sarcasm {'snum': '378970043108687872-5', 'incongruency': 'explicit'} ? 2374 Really looking forward to my bike ride home from work. #cycling #raining Not really looking forward to my bike ride home from work. #cycling #raining sarcasm {'snum': '390498086147354624-1', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 2375 Really looking forward to my bike ride home from work. #cycling #raining Not looking forward to my bike ride home from work. #cycling #raining sarcasm {'snum': '390498086147354624-2', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 2376 Really looking forward to my bike ride home from work. #cycling #raining I'm not really looking forward to my bike ride home from work. #cycling #raining sarcasm {'snum': '390498086147354624-3', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 2377 Really looking forward to my bike ride home from work. #cycling #raining I have to ride my bike home in the rain. It will not be fun for me. sarcasm {'snum': '390498086147354624-4', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 2378 Really looking forward to my bike ride home from work. #cycling #raining I hate riding my bike home in the rain. sarcasm {'snum': '390498086147354624-5', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 2379 Yay for ordering from the local Chinese restaurant which has a total of 5 vegetarian dishes. Out of like 100 dishes. Yay. Hate ordering from the local Chinese restaurant which has a total of 5 vegetarian dishes. Out of like 100 dishes. sarcasm {'snum': '379161644368031744-1', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 2380 Yay for ordering from the local Chinese restaurant which has a total of 5 vegetarian dishes. Out of like 100 dishes. Yay. I was disappointed after ordering from the local Chinese restaurant which seemed to have a small number of vegetarian dishes compared to the total number of dishes. sarcasm {'snum': '379161644368031744-2', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 2381 Yay for ordering from the local Chinese restaurant which has a total of 5 vegetarian dishes. Out of like 100 dishes. Yay. I hate that the local Chinese restaurant only has 5 vegetarian dishes out of 100 on the menu. sarcasm {'snum': '379161644368031744-3', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 2382 Yay for ordering from the local Chinese restaurant which has a total of 5 vegetarian dishes. Out of like 100 dishes. Yay. The Chinese restaurant lacks vegetarian options. sarcasm {'snum': '379161644368031744-4', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 2383 Yay for ordering from the local Chinese restaurant which has a total of 5 vegetarian dishes. Out of like 100 dishes. Yay. I'm irritated at you for ordering from the local Chinese restaurant which has a total of 5 vegetarian dishes. Out of like 100 dishes. sarcasm {'snum': '379161644368031744-5', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 2384 Neighbors that throw beers cans off the balcony into a parking lot full of cars and yell #maturity Neighbors that throw beers cans off the balcony into a parking lot full of cars and yell #immaturity sarcasm {'snum': '379146328829214720-1', 'incongruency': 'explicit'} ? 2385 Neighbors that throw beers cans off the balcony into a parking lot full of cars and yell #maturity It is really immature(and dangerous) for our neighbors to throw beer cans off the balcony into a parking lot full of cars. sarcasm {'snum': '379146328829214720-2', 'incongruency': 'explicit'} ? 2386 Neighbors that throw beers cans off the balcony into a parking lot full of cars and yell #maturity Neighbors that yell and throw beer cans from their balconies are very immature. sarcasm {'snum': '379146328829214720-3', 'incongruency': 'explicit'} ? 2387 Neighbors that throw beers cans off the balcony into a parking lot full of cars and yell #maturity Neighbors that throw beer cans off the balcony into a parking lot full of cars are immature. sarcasm {'snum': '379146328829214720-4', 'incongruency': 'explicit'} ? 2388 Having no friends and no one to talk to is such an awesome feeling. Having no friends and no one to talk to is such a depressing feeling. sarcasm {'snum': '388576816174497792-1', 'incongruency': 'explicit'} ? 2389 Having no friends and no one to talk to is such an awesome feeling. Having no friends and no one to talk to is such a terrible feeling. sarcasm {'snum': '388576816174497792-2', 'incongruency': 'explicit'} ? 2390 Having no friends and no one to talk to is such an awesome feeling. I hate having no friends and no one to talk to. sarcasm {'snum': '388576816174497792-3', 'incongruency': 'explicit'} ? 2391 Having no friends and no one to talk to is such an awesome feeling. Having no friends and no one to talk to is such a lonely feeling. sarcasm {'snum': '388576816174497792-4', 'incongruency': 'explicit'} ? 2392 Having no friends and no one to talk to is such an awesome feeling. It's an awful feeling having no friends and no one to talk to sarcasm {'snum': '388576816174497792-5', 'incongruency': 'explicit'} ? 2393 Glad the buses always come for us ? Mad the buses don't always come for us ? sarcasm {'snum': '387317906981543936-1', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 2394 Glad the buses always come for us ? the buses don't always show up sarcasm {'snum': '387317906981543936-2', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 2395 Glad the buses always come for us ? I hate that the buses never come for us. sarcasm {'snum': '387317906981543936-3', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 2396 Glad the buses always come for us ? I'm so upset that the buses never come for us. sarcasm {'snum': '387317906981543936-4', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 2397 Glad the buses always come for us ? I am sad the buses don't always come for us sarcasm {'snum': '387317906981543936-5', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 2398 ToUser Holy shit, Berman picked against the Cowboys? I am shocked. @User Well, Berman picked against the Cowboys? I am not shocked. sarcasm {'snum': '379005998251266048-1', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 2399 ToUser Holy shit, Berman picked against the Cowboys? I am shocked. I am not shocked Berman picked against the Cowboys. sarcasm {'snum': '379005998251266048-2', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 2400 ToUser Holy shit, Berman picked against the Cowboys? I am shocked. Berman always favors the Cowboys. sarcasm {'snum': '379005998251266048-3', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 2401 ToUser Holy shit, Berman picked against the Cowboys? I am shocked. @User Holy shit, Berman picked against the Cowboys? I am not shocked. sarcasm {'snum': '379005998251266048-4', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 2402 Looking at these dudes and knowing that I weigh more than them all is a huge self esteem boost Looking at these dudes and knowing that I weigh more than them all is a huge shot to my self esteem sarcasm {'snum': '379079498324385792-1', 'incongruency': 'explicit'} ? 2403 Looking at these dudes and knowing that I weigh more than them all is a huge self esteem boost knowing that im fat doesnt make me feel good sarcasm {'snum': '379079498324385792-2', 'incongruency': 'explicit'} ? 2404 Looking at these dudes and knowing that I weigh more than them all is a huge self esteem boost Looking at these dudes and knowing that I weigh more than them all is a huge self esteem drop. sarcasm {'snum': '379079498324385792-3', 'incongruency': 'explicit'} ? 2405 Looking at these dudes and knowing that I weigh more than them all is a huge self esteem boost Looking at these dudes and knowing that I weigh more than them all is a blow to my self esteem sarcasm {'snum': '379079498324385792-4', 'incongruency': 'explicit'} ? 2406 Looking at these dudes and knowing that I weigh more than them all is a huge self esteem boost Looking at these dudes and knowing that I weigh more than them all is a huge self esteem hit. sarcasm {'snum': '379079498324385792-5', 'incongruency': 'explicit'} ? 2407 I always LOVEE waking up in the middle of the night with a fever! Those hot and cold flashes >>>> #bestpart I always hate waking up in the middle of the night with a fever! Those hot and cold flashes sarcasm {'snum': '418743546867224576-1', 'incongruency': 'explicit'} ? 2408 I always LOVEE waking up in the middle of the night with a fever! Those hot and cold flashes >>>> #bestpart I always HATE waking up in the middle of the night with a fever! Those hot and cold flashes >>>> #worstpart sarcasm {'snum': '418743546867224576-2', 'incongruency': 'explicit'} ? 2409 I always LOVEE waking up in the middle of the night with a fever! Those hot and cold flashes >>>> #bestpart I hate waking up with a fever and hot and cold flashes. sarcasm {'snum': '418743546867224576-3', 'incongruency': 'explicit'} ? 2410 I always LOVEE waking up in the middle of the night with a fever! Those hot and cold flashes >>>> #bestpart I hate waking up in the night running a fever with hot and cold flashes. sarcasm {'snum': '418743546867224576-4', 'incongruency': 'explicit'} ? 2411 We're so good at defending set pieces! We're not good at defending set pieces! sarcasm {'snum': '411236503402991617-1', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 2412 We're so good at defending set pieces! We're not good at defending set pieces! sarcasm {'snum': '411236503402991617-2', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 2413 We're so good at defending set pieces! We're not very good at defending set pieces! sarcasm {'snum': '411236503402991617-3', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 2414 We're so good at defending set pieces! We're lacking on our set piece defense. sarcasm {'snum': '411236503402991617-4', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 2415 We're so good at defending set pieces! We cannot even defend the set pieces. sarcasm {'snum': '411236503402991617-5', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 2416 I mean I'm not cold I mean I'm cold sarcasm {'snum': '398324447611846656-1', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 2417 I mean I'm not cold I mean I'm cold sarcasm {'snum': '398324447611846656-2', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 2418 I mean I'm not cold I am cold. sarcasm {'snum': '398324447611846656-3', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 2419 I mean I'm not cold I am really cold sarcasm {'snum': '398324447611846656-4', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 2420 Alabama is awesome. Alabama is not awesome. sarcasm {'snum': '378968239843205120-1', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 2421 Alabama is awesome. Alabama is horrible. sarcasm {'snum': '378968239843205120-2', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 2422 Alabama is awesome. Alabama is unimpressive sarcasm {'snum': '378968239843205120-3', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 2423 Alabama is awesome. Alabama is not a pleasant place. sarcasm {'snum': '378968239843205120-4', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 2424 Alabama is awesome. Alabama is not awesome. sarcasm {'snum': '378968239843205120-5', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 2425 Just so so proud of people my age who are coming off drugs. Just unimpressed by people my age who are coming off drugs. sarcasm {'snum': '383293328022061056-1', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 2426 Just so so proud of people my age who are coming off drugs. Just so humiliated of people my age who are coming off drugs. sarcasm {'snum': '383293328022061056-2', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 2427 Just so so proud of people my age who are coming off drugs. I'm not so proud of people my age who are coming off drugs. sarcasm {'snum': '383293328022061056-3', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 2428 Just so so proud of people my age who are coming off drugs. Can't believe all the people my age who did drugs. sarcasm {'snum': '383293328022061056-4', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 2429 ToUser ToUser WHAT?! A coach used foul language?! No way... @User @User YES! A coach used foul language! That's normal... sarcasm {'snum': '379085263680446466-1', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 2430 ToUser ToUser WHAT?! A coach used foul language?! No way... No surprise that another coach is using foul language. sarcasm {'snum': '379085263680446466-2', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 2431 ToUser ToUser WHAT?! A coach used foul language?! No way... Coaches often use foul language. sarcasm {'snum': '379085263680446466-3', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 2432 ToUser ToUser WHAT?! A coach used foul language?! No way... I'm not surprised that a coach used foul language. sarcasm {'snum': '379085263680446466-4', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 2433 ToUser ToUser WHAT?! A coach used foul language?! No way... @User @User What?! A coach used foul language?! I'm not surprised... sarcasm {'snum': '379085263680446466-5', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 2434 Cheer practice at 8 in the morning. Funnnn! Cheer practice at 8 in the morning. tiring! sarcasm {'snum': '419340643547099136-1', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 2435 Cheer practice at 8 in the morning. Funnnn! I'm not looking forward to cheer practice at eight in the morning. sarcasm {'snum': '419340643547099136-2', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 2436 Cheer practice at 8 in the morning. Funnnn! Cheer practice at 8 in the morning is not fun. sarcasm {'snum': '419340643547099136-3', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 2437 Cheer practice at 8 in the morning. Funnnn! Cheer practice at 8 in the morning. goannnn! sarcasm {'snum': '419340643547099136-4', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 2438 I wonder where my mother has hidden Christmas presents this year.... #goodhiding http://t.co/W4XdjeMhVQ I don't wonder where my mother has hidden Christmas presents this year.... #badhiding http://t.co/W4XdjeMhVQ sarcasm {'snum': '407984446416375809-1', 'incongruency': 'explicit'} ? 2439 I wonder where my mother has hidden Christmas presents this year.... #goodhiding http://t.co/W4XdjeMhVQ I know exactly where my mother has hidden Christmas presents this year.... #goodhiding sarcasm {'snum': '407984446416375809-2', 'incongruency': 'explicit'} ? 2440 I wonder where my mother has hidden Christmas presents this year.... #goodhiding http://t.co/W4XdjeMhVQ My mother didn't hide the Christmas presents too well this year. I know exactly where they are. sarcasm {'snum': '407984446416375809-3', 'incongruency': 'explicit'} ? 2441 I wonder where my mother has hidden Christmas presents this year.... #goodhiding http://t.co/W4XdjeMhVQ I've already figured out where my mother hid my Christmas presents sarcasm {'snum': '407984446416375809-4', 'incongruency': 'explicit'} ? 2442 I wonder where my mother has hidden Christmas presents this year.... #goodhiding http://t.co/W4XdjeMhVQ I know exactly where my mother has hidden Christmas presents this year.... #goodhiding http://t.co/W4XdjeMhVQ sarcasm {'snum': '407984446416375809-5', 'incongruency': 'explicit'} ? 2443 Oh wonderful there's a baseball game starting Oh no there's a baseball game starting sarcasm {'snum': '394254190425288704-1', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 2444 Oh wonderful there's a baseball game starting I'm upset that a baseball game is starting sarcasm {'snum': '394254190425288704-2', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 2445 Oh wonderful there's a baseball game starting Oh no there's a baseball game starting sarcasm {'snum': '394254190425288704-3', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 2446 Oh wonderful there's a baseball game starting Oh no, there's a baseball game starting. sarcasm {'snum': '394254190425288704-4', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 2447 Oh wonderful there's a baseball game starting I don't care for baseball, but there's a game on. sarcasm {'snum': '394254190425288704-5', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 2448 I don't have my phone of me for the next 3 hours.fun times!! I don't have my phone of me for the next 3 hours.boring!! sarcasm {'snum': '379086581799596032-1', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 2449 I don't have my phone of me for the next 3 hours.fun times!! I don't have my phone of me for the next 3 hours.bad times!! sarcasm {'snum': '379086581799596032-2', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 2450 I don't have my phone of me for the next 3 hours.fun times!! I don't have my phone of me for the next 3 hours. This will be awful!! sarcasm {'snum': '379086581799596032-3', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 2451 I don't have my phone of me for the next 3 hours.fun times!! Not having my phone with me makes me anxious. sarcasm {'snum': '379086581799596032-4', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 2452 I don't have my phone of me for the next 3 hours.fun times!! I dont have my phone for 3 hours and I'm going to need it. sarcasm {'snum': '379086581799596032-5', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 2453 These ladies know how to enjoy a soccer game. #bestfansever http://t.co/YuArQFBfqX These ladies don't know how to enjoy a soccer game. sarcasm {'snum': '385246357084471296-1', 'incongruency': 'explicit'} ? 2454 These ladies know how to enjoy a soccer game. #bestfansever http://t.co/YuArQFBfqX These ladies don't know how to enjoy a soccer game. #bestfansever http://t.co/YuArQFBfqX sarcasm {'snum': '385246357084471296-2', 'incongruency': 'explicit'} ? 2455 These ladies know how to enjoy a soccer game. #bestfansever http://t.co/YuArQFBfqX These ladies aren't liking the soccer game. sarcasm {'snum': '385246357084471296-3', 'incongruency': 'explicit'} ? 2456 These ladies know how to enjoy a soccer game. #bestfansever http://t.co/YuArQFBfqX I don't think these ladies enjoy soccer. sarcasm {'snum': '385246357084471296-4', 'incongruency': 'explicit'} ? 2457 These ladies know how to enjoy a soccer game. #bestfansever http://t.co/YuArQFBfqX These ladies hate soccer games. sarcasm {'snum': '385246357084471296-5', 'incongruency': 'explicit'} ? 2458 Sunday night homework is the best! #Procrastination Sunday night homework is the worst! #Procrastination sarcasm {'snum': '399701827354390528-1', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 2459 Sunday night homework is the best! #Procrastination Once again I procrastinated, and now I'm stuck spending my Sunday night doing homework. sarcasm {'snum': '399701827354390528-2', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 2460 Sunday night homework is the best! #Procrastination I don't like Sunday night homework. sarcasm {'snum': '399701827354390528-3', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 2461 Sunday night homework is the best! #Procrastination I should have done my homework sooner so I didn't have to do it Sunday night. sarcasm {'snum': '399701827354390528-4', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 2462 Sunday night homework is the best! #Procrastination I hate when I have homework on a Sunday night. sarcasm {'snum': '399701827354390528-5', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 2463 Great weather to be running a mini marathon. terrible weather to be running a mini marathon. sarcasm {'snum': '379178858580553728-1', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 2464 Great weather to be running a mini marathon. Horrible weather to be running a mini marathon. sarcasm {'snum': '379178858580553728-2', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 2465 Great weather to be running a mini marathon. Terrible weather to be running a mini marathon. sarcasm {'snum': '379178858580553728-3', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 2466 Great weather to be running a mini marathon. Horrible weather to be running a mini marathon. sarcasm {'snum': '379178858580553728-4', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 2467 Great weather to be running a mini marathon. The weather isn't great for the marathon. sarcasm {'snum': '379178858580553728-5', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 2468 @User now time for an annotated bibliography #fun #lol @User not time for an annotated bibliography sarcasm {'snum': '387079986789621760-1', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 2469 @User now time for an annotated bibliography #fun #lol Working on this annotated bibliography is not fun. sarcasm {'snum': '387079986789621760-2', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 2470 @User now time for an annotated bibliography #fun #lol I have to complete a bibliography and I'm not looking forward to it. sarcasm {'snum': '387079986789621760-3', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 2471 @User can you guys show any more of the Steelers and Browns??? Good Lord. @User can you guys show less of the Steelers and Browns? Good Lord. sarcasm {'snum': '404704423454470144-1', 'incongruency': 'explicit'} ? 2472 @User can you guys show any more of the Steelers and Browns??? Good Lord. @User you guys show too much of the Steelers and Browns??? Good Lord. sarcasm {'snum': '404704423454470144-2', 'incongruency': 'explicit'} ? 2473 @User can you guys show any more of the Steelers and Browns??? Good Lord. @User can you guys show any less of the Steelers and Browns??? Good Lord. sarcasm {'snum': '404704423454470144-3', 'incongruency': 'explicit'} ? 2474 @User can you guys show any more of the Steelers and Browns??? Good Lord. I'm getting tired of seeing the Steelers and Browns. sarcasm {'snum': '404704423454470144-4', 'incongruency': 'explicit'} ? 2475 @User can you guys show any more of the Steelers and Browns??? Good Lord. Please do not show the Steelers and Browns game anymore. sarcasm {'snum': '404704423454470144-5', 'incongruency': 'explicit'} ? 2476 ToUser hah hah hah you are too funny @User you are not funny sarcasm {'snum': '379010603500994561-1', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 2477 ToUser hah hah hah you are too funny I really don't find you funny. sarcasm {'snum': '379010603500994561-2', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 2478 ToUser hah hah hah you are too funny @User You're not funny at all. sarcasm {'snum': '379010603500994561-3', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 2479 ToUser hah hah hah you are too funny @User you are not funny sarcasm {'snum': '379010603500994561-4', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 2480 ToUser hah hah hah you are too funny @User your behavior and jokes are not funny. sarcasm {'snum': '379010603500994561-5', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 2481 Please, keep talking. I always yawn when I am interested. Please, stop talking. I always yawn when I am uninterested. sarcasm {'snum': '400832794542473216-1', 'incongruency': 'explicit'} ? 2482 Please, keep talking. I always yawn when I am interested. Please, stop talking. I'm so bored that i'm yawning. sarcasm {'snum': '400832794542473216-2', 'incongruency': 'explicit'} ? 2483 Please, keep talking. I always yawn when I am interested. Stop talking. You're making me yawn like I do when I'm not interested. sarcasm {'snum': '400832794542473216-3', 'incongruency': 'explicit'} ? 2484 Please, keep talking. I always yawn when I am interested. Please, stop talking. I always yawn when I am not interested. sarcasm {'snum': '400832794542473216-4', 'incongruency': 'explicit'} ? 2485 Please, keep talking. I always yawn when I am interested. I'm bored by what you're saying. sarcasm {'snum': '400832794542473216-5', 'incongruency': 'explicit'} ? 2486 Saw a guy in the st today wearing shorts. Had his knee's tattoo'd with spider webs... Looked awesome! Saw a guy in the st today wearing shorts. Had his knee's tattoo'd with spider webs... Looked lame! sarcasm {'snum': '379119478233001984-1', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 2487 Saw a guy in the st today wearing shorts. Had his knee's tattoo'd with spider webs... Looked awesome! Saw a guy in the st today wearing shorts. Had his knee's tattoo'd with spider webs... Looked awful! sarcasm {'snum': '379119478233001984-2', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 2488 Saw a guy in the st today wearing shorts. Had his knee's tattoo'd with spider webs... Looked awesome! I saw a guy in the street today wearing shorts. He had his knees tattoed with spider webs. It looked stupid. sarcasm {'snum': '379119478233001984-3', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 2489 Saw a guy in the st today wearing shorts. Had his knee's tattoo'd with spider webs... Looked awesome! Saw a guy in the st today wearing shorts. Had his knee's tattoo'd with spider webs... didn't look awesome! sarcasm {'snum': '379119478233001984-4', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 2490 Have I ever mentioned how much I love big city traffic jams? Because they are awesome! Have I ever mentioned how much I hate big city traffic jams? Because they are terrible! sarcasm {'snum': '379019270992060417-1', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 2491 Have I ever mentioned how much I love big city traffic jams? Because they are awesome! Have I ever mentioned how much I hate big city traffic jams? Because they are awful! sarcasm {'snum': '379019270992060417-2', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 2492 Have I ever mentioned how much I love big city traffic jams? Because they are awesome! I hate big-city traffic jams. sarcasm {'snum': '379019270992060417-3', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 2493 Have I ever mentioned how much I love big city traffic jams? Because they are awesome! Have I ever mentioned how much I hate big city traffic jams? Because they are horrible! sarcasm {'snum': '379019270992060417-4', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 2494 Have I ever mentioned how much I love big city traffic jams? Because they are awesome! Have I ever mentioned how much I hate big city traffic jams? Because they are awful! sarcasm {'snum': '379019270992060417-5', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 2495 best birthday week ever wooo??!! worst birthday week ever??!! sarcasm {'snum': '397802709145112576-1', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 2496 best birthday week ever wooo??!! worst birthday week ever wooo??!! sarcasm {'snum': '397802709145112576-2', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 2497 best birthday week ever wooo??!! I didn't enjoy my birthday. sarcasm {'snum': '397802709145112576-3', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 2498 best birthday week ever wooo??!! Worse birthday week ever booo!! sarcasm {'snum': '397802709145112576-4', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 2499 best birthday week ever wooo??!! worst birthday week ever!!!!! sarcasm {'snum': '397802709145112576-5', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 2500 I can't find the ibuprofen so my nose is just going to keep hurting, sweet.. I can't find the ibuprofen so my nose is just going to keep hurting, lame.. sarcasm {'snum': '409556192424239104-1', 'incongruency': 'explicit'} ? 2501 I can't find the ibuprofen so my nose is just going to keep hurting, sweet.. I can't find the ibuprofen so my nose is just going to keep hurting. That is unfortunate. sarcasm {'snum': '409556192424239104-2', 'incongruency': 'explicit'} ? 2502 I can't find the ibuprofen so my nose is just going to keep hurting, sweet.. I can't find the ibuprofen so my nose is just going to keep hurting. This sucks. sarcasm {'snum': '409556192424239104-3', 'incongruency': 'explicit'} ? 2503 I can't find the ibuprofen so my nose is just going to keep hurting, sweet.. I can't find the ibuprofen so my nose is just going to keep hurting. That's horrible! sarcasm {'snum': '409556192424239104-4', 'incongruency': 'explicit'} ? 2504 Congratulations you can play the drums at the age of 10. not impressed you can play the drums at the age of 10. sarcasm {'snum': '381799329474019328-1', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 2505 Congratulations you can play the drums at the age of 10. Congratulations you can't really play the drums at the age of 10. sarcasm {'snum': '381799329474019328-2', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 2506 Congratulations you can play the drums at the age of 10. 10 year old drummers are not very impressive. sarcasm {'snum': '381799329474019328-3', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 2507 Congratulations you can play the drums at the age of 10. So what that you can play the drums at 10 years old. sarcasm {'snum': '381799329474019328-4', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 2508 rehearsal with frank ocean on wednesday no biggie rehearsal with frank ocean on wednesday big deal sarcasm {'snum': '387446423446241280-1', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 2509 rehearsal with frank ocean on wednesday no biggie Rehearsal with Frank Ocean on Wednesday is a pretty big deal! sarcasm {'snum': '387446423446241280-2', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 2510 rehearsal with frank ocean on wednesday no biggie rehearsal with Frank Ocean on Wednesday...excited! sarcasm {'snum': '387446423446241280-3', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 2511 rehearsal with frank ocean on wednesday no biggie Rehearsal with Frank Ocean on Wednesday is a big deal. sarcasm {'snum': '387446423446241280-4', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 2512 rehearsal with frank ocean on wednesday no biggie I can't believe I am going to rehearse with Frank Ocean on Wednesday, I am so excited. sarcasm {'snum': '387446423446241280-5', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 2513 @User The amount of original people here is amazing! @User The amount of original people here is lacking! sarcasm {'snum': '417815709469515776-1', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 2514 @User The amount of original people here is amazing! @User The amount of mundane people here is distressing! sarcasm {'snum': '417815709469515776-2', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 2515 @User The amount of original people here is amazing! @User There are hardly any original people here. sarcasm {'snum': '417815709469515776-3', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 2516 @User The amount of original people here is amazing! There is no originality among people here. sarcasm {'snum': '417815709469515776-4', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 2517 Ah its great being woken at 5am when he comes in from work for the boxing ToUser ;) Ah its horrible being woken at 5am when he comes in from work for the boxing @User ;) sarcasm {'snum': '379104738870329344-1', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 2518 Ah its great being woken at 5am when he comes in from work for the boxing ToUser ;) It's not fun being woken at 5am when he comes in from work for the boxing @User sarcasm {'snum': '379104738870329344-2', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 2519 Ah its great being woken at 5am when he comes in from work for the boxing ToUser ;) Ah I hate being woken at 5am when he comes in from work for the boxing @User ;) sarcasm {'snum': '379104738870329344-3', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 2520 Ah its great being woken at 5am when he comes in from work for the boxing ToUser ;) Ah its horrible being woken at 5am when he comes in from work for the boxing @User ;) sarcasm {'snum': '379104738870329344-4', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 2521 Ah its great being woken at 5am when he comes in from work for the boxing ToUser ;) It's bad being woken at 5am when he comes in from work for the boxing. sarcasm {'snum': '379104738870329344-5', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 2522 I'm having an exciting Saturday. Woo hoo! I'm having an unexciting Saturday. sarcasm {'snum': '422165108731944960-1', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 2523 I'm having an exciting Saturday. Woo hoo! This Saturday has been pretty boring so far. sarcasm {'snum': '422165108731944960-2', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 2524 I'm having an exciting Saturday. Woo hoo! I'm having a boring Saturday. Ho hum. sarcasm {'snum': '422165108731944960-3', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 2525 I'm having an exciting Saturday. Woo hoo! My Saturday is not going very well. sarcasm {'snum': '422165108731944960-4', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 2526 I'm having an exciting Saturday. Woo hoo! I'm having a boring Saturday. Boo! sarcasm {'snum': '422165108731944960-5', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 2527 Get your fruit now from what you plant for 4 last semester ago :D I hate that it takes 4 semesters to grow fruit. sarcasm {'snum': '402594400741498880-1', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 2528 Wow you have a bright future Wow you don't have a bright future sarcasm {'snum': '379108976824049664-1', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 2529 Wow you have a bright future Wow you have a dark future sarcasm {'snum': '379108976824049664-2', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 2530 Wow you have a bright future You definitely don't have a bright future. sarcasm {'snum': '379108976824049664-3', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 2531 Wow you have a bright future Wow you have a pitiful future sarcasm {'snum': '379108976824049664-4', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 2532 Wow you have a bright future You have a dull future sarcasm {'snum': '379108976824049664-5', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 2533 I'm so glad you guys are here for me while I'm going through this... I wish you guys are here for me while I'm going through this... sarcasm {'snum': '379069526983200768-1', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 2534 I'm so glad you guys are here for me while I'm going through this... I feel like no one is here for me while I'm going through this. sarcasm {'snum': '379069526983200768-2', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 2535 I'm so glad you guys are here for me while I'm going through this... I sure don't need you guy here while I'm going through this. sarcasm {'snum': '379069526983200768-3', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 2536 I'm so glad you guys are here for me while I'm going through this... No one is here for my while I'm going through this. sarcasm {'snum': '379069526983200768-4', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 2537 Riding the bus hungover is my favorite Riding the bus hungover is my least favorite sarcasm {'snum': '381095266289733632-1', 'incongruency': 'explicit'} ? 2538 Riding the bus hungover is my favorite I really dislike riding the bus when I am hungover. sarcasm {'snum': '381095266289733632-2', 'incongruency': 'explicit'} ? 2539 Riding the bus hungover is my favorite I do not like riding the bus while hungover. sarcasm {'snum': '381095266289733632-3', 'incongruency': 'explicit'} ? 2540 Riding the bus hungover is my favorite Riding the bus hungover is not my favorite sarcasm {'snum': '381095266289733632-4', 'incongruency': 'explicit'} ? 2541 Riding the bus hungover is my favorite One of my least favorite things is riding the bus hungover sarcasm {'snum': '381095266289733632-5', 'incongruency': 'explicit'} ? 2542 ToUser so if policeman can't shoot, the answer is arming citizens. @User so if policeman can't shoot, the answer is not arming citizens. sarcasm {'snum': '379110350878015488-1', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 2543 ToUser so if policeman can't shoot, the answer is arming citizens. So if policeman can't shoot, the answer is not arming citizens. sarcasm {'snum': '379110350878015488-2', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 2544 ToUser so if policeman can't shoot, the answer is arming citizens. Citizens should not be armed because police are ineffectual. sarcasm {'snum': '379110350878015488-3', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 2545 ToUser so if policeman can't shoot, the answer is arming citizens. Even if policemen can't shoot, the answer certainly isn't arming citizens. sarcasm {'snum': '379110350878015488-4', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 2546 ToUser so if policeman can't shoot, the answer is arming citizens. @User so if policeman can't shoot, the answer is not arming citizens. sarcasm {'snum': '379110350878015488-5', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 2547 Breaking Bad marathon from seasons 1 to 2. Perfect for homework productivity. Huhu. #duh #niceshowthough Breaking Bad marathon from seasons 1 to 2. Bad for homework productivity. sarcasm {'snum': '379105934829957120-1', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 2548 Breaking Bad marathon from seasons 1 to 2. Perfect for homework productivity. Huhu. #duh #niceshowthough Breaking Bad marathon from seasons 1 to 2. Worst thing for homework productivity. Huhu. #duh #niceshowthough sarcasm {'snum': '379105934829957120-2', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 2549 Breaking Bad marathon from seasons 1 to 2. Perfect for homework productivity. Huhu. #duh #niceshowthough A Breaking Bad marathon from seasons 1 to 2 is not helpful for homework productivity. sarcasm {'snum': '379105934829957120-3', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 2550 Breaking Bad marathon from seasons 1 to 2. Perfect for homework productivity. Huhu. #duh #niceshowthough Breaking Bad marathon from seasons 1 to 2. Ruining my homework productivity. sarcasm {'snum': '379105934829957120-4', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 2551 Breaking Bad marathon from seasons 1 to 2. Perfect for homework productivity. Huhu. #duh #niceshowthough Breaking Bad marathon from seasons 1 to 2. I won't get homework done now. sarcasm {'snum': '379105934829957120-5', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 2552 Could you be just a little louder, please? My baby isn't trying to sleep. Could you be just a little quieter, please? My baby is trying to sleep. sarcasm {'snum': '378956568739737601-1', 'incongruency': 'explicit'} ? 2553 Could you be just a little louder, please? My baby isn't trying to sleep. Could you be just a little quieter please? My baby is trying to sleep. sarcasm {'snum': '378956568739737601-2', 'incongruency': 'explicit'} ? 2554 Could you be just a little louder, please? My baby isn't trying to sleep. You are being too loud. My baby is trying to sleep. sarcasm {'snum': '378956568739737601-3', 'incongruency': 'explicit'} ? 2555 Could you be just a little louder, please? My baby isn't trying to sleep. Stop being so loud. My baby is trying to sleep. sarcasm {'snum': '378956568739737601-4', 'incongruency': 'explicit'} ? 2556 Could you be just a little louder, please? My baby isn't trying to sleep. You are noisy and keeping the baby awake. sarcasm {'snum': '378956568739737601-5', 'incongruency': 'explicit'} ? 2557 Because I like people to destroy my things Because I dislike it when people destroy my things sarcasm {'snum': '421064952397299714-1', 'incongruency': 'explicit'} ? 2558 Because I like people to destroy my things I do not like when people destroy my things. sarcasm {'snum': '421064952397299714-2', 'incongruency': 'explicit'} ? 2559 Because I like people to destroy my things I don't like people to destroy my things. sarcasm {'snum': '421064952397299714-3', 'incongruency': 'explicit'} ? 2560 Because I like people to destroy my things Because I hate when people destroy my things sarcasm {'snum': '421064952397299714-4', 'incongruency': 'explicit'} ? 2561 Because I like people to destroy my things Because I don't like people to destroy my things sarcasm {'snum': '421064952397299714-5', 'incongruency': 'explicit'} ? 2562 Best part of my night was almost getting killed by chemicals at work. #horrid Worst part of my night was almost getting killed by chemicals at work. #horrid sarcasm {'snum': '379075729734242304-1', 'incongruency': 'explicit'} ? 2563 Best part of my night was almost getting killed by chemicals at work. #horrid Worst part of my night was almost getting killed by chemicals at work. #horrid sarcasm {'snum': '379075729734242304-2', 'incongruency': 'explicit'} ? 2564 Best part of my night was almost getting killed by chemicals at work. #horrid The worst part of my night was almost getting killed by chemicals at work. sarcasm {'snum': '379075729734242304-3', 'incongruency': 'explicit'} ? 2565 Best part of my night was almost getting killed by chemicals at work. #horrid Worse part of my night was almost getting killed by chemical at work. #horrid sarcasm {'snum': '379075729734242304-4', 'incongruency': 'explicit'} ? 2566 Best part of my night was almost getting killed by chemicals at work. #horrid The worst part of my night was almost getting killed by chemicals at work. sarcasm {'snum': '379075729734242304-5', 'incongruency': 'explicit'} ? 2567 I forget how did news travel before twitter.... I remember how news traveled before twitter. sarcasm {'snum': '409093919045996546-1', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 2568 I forget how did news travel before twitter.... Twitter and social media has taken over traditional forms of news sarcasm {'snum': '409093919045996546-2', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 2569 I forget how did news travel before twitter.... News used to get around before Twitter. sarcasm {'snum': '409093919045996546-3', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 2570 I forget how did news travel before twitter.... I think people rely too much on twitter to get the news, as though it is the only way to find out something new. sarcasm {'snum': '409093919045996546-4', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 2571 Wide awake at 4 in the morning is always fun! Wide awake at 4 in the morning is never fun! sarcasm {'snum': '411343334444371968-1', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 2572 Wide awake at 4 in the morning is always fun! Wide awake at 4 in the morning is never fun! sarcasm {'snum': '411343334444371968-2', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 2573 Wide awake at 4 in the morning is always fun! Wide awake at 4 in the morning is never fun! sarcasm {'snum': '411343334444371968-3', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 2574 Wide awake at 4 in the morning is always fun! It is never good to be wide awake at 4 in the morning. sarcasm {'snum': '411343334444371968-4', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 2575 Wide awake at 4 in the morning is always fun! Wide awake at 4 in the morning is no fun! sarcasm {'snum': '411343334444371968-5', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 2576 Nothing like some good old 1950s polka music... I do not like old 1950s polka music... sarcasm {'snum': '379080193878405120-1', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 2577 Nothing like some good old 1950s polka music... 1950s polka music is horrible. sarcasm {'snum': '379080193878405120-2', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 2578 Nothing like some good old 1950s polka music... I really can't stand 1950's polka music. sarcasm {'snum': '379080193878405120-3', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 2579 Nothing like some good old 1950s polka music... 1950's polka music is terrible. sarcasm {'snum': '379080193878405120-4', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 2580 Nothing like some good old 1950s polka music... I dislike polka music. sarcasm {'snum': '379080193878405120-5', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 2581 Gotta love it when your basement floods #fuckinggreat Gotta hate it when your basement floods sarcasm {'snum': '379002444283277312-1', 'incongruency': 'explicit'} ? 2582 Gotta love it when your basement floods #fuckinggreat I hate it when my basement floods sarcasm {'snum': '379002444283277312-2', 'incongruency': 'explicit'} ? 2583 Gotta love it when your basement floods #fuckinggreat I hate it when my basement floods. sarcasm {'snum': '379002444283277312-3', 'incongruency': 'explicit'} ? 2584 Gotta love it when your basement floods #fuckinggreat Gotta hate it when your basement floods #fuckingawful sarcasm {'snum': '379002444283277312-4', 'incongruency': 'explicit'} ? 2585 Gotta love it when your basement floods #fuckinggreat Don't gotta love it when your basement floods #fuckingnotgreat sarcasm {'snum': '379002444283277312-5', 'incongruency': 'explicit'} ? 2586 Best flower ever! Never seen anything bloom so much http://t.co/zvnSwSq2uB Worst flower ever! Never seen anything bloom so little sarcasm {'snum': '383840501704953857-1', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 2587 Best flower ever! Never seen anything bloom so much http://t.co/zvnSwSq2uB I'd expected this flower to bloom more than it did. sarcasm {'snum': '383840501704953857-2', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 2588 Best flower ever! Never seen anything bloom so much http://t.co/zvnSwSq2uB Worst flower ever! I've never seen anything that blooms so much. sarcasm {'snum': '383840501704953857-3', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 2589 Best flower ever! Never seen anything bloom so much http://t.co/zvnSwSq2uB Worst flower ever! Never seen anything that didn't bloom this much. sarcasm {'snum': '383840501704953857-4', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 2590 Best flower ever! Never seen anything bloom so much http://t.co/zvnSwSq2uB These are the worst flowers. They didn't bloom at all. sarcasm {'snum': '383840501704953857-5', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 2591 The fact that I have this awful cough and can't clear my throat makes me super excited to inevitably lose my voice. . The fact that I have this awful cough and can't clear my throat makes me dread that I will inevitably lose my voice. . sarcasm {'snum': '379136181075587073-1', 'incongruency': 'explicit'} ? 2592 The fact that I have this awful cough and can't clear my throat makes me super excited to inevitably lose my voice. . The fact that I have this awful cough and can't clear my throat makes me super scared and unhappy to inevitably lose my voice. . sarcasm {'snum': '379136181075587073-2', 'incongruency': 'explicit'} ? 2593 The fact that I have this awful cough and can't clear my throat makes me super excited to inevitably lose my voice. . I'm afraid with this awful cough and that I can't clear my throat that I'll inevitably lose my voice. sarcasm {'snum': '379136181075587073-3', 'incongruency': 'explicit'} ? 2594 The fact that I have this awful cough and can't clear my throat makes me super excited to inevitably lose my voice. . The fact that I have this awful cough and can't clear my throat makes me dread inevitably losing my voice. sarcasm {'snum': '379136181075587073-4', 'incongruency': 'explicit'} ? 2595 The fact that I have this awful cough and can't clear my throat makes me super excited to inevitably lose my voice. . The fact that I have this awful cough and can't clear my throat makes me super not excited to inevitably lose my voice. . sarcasm {'snum': '379136181075587073-5', 'incongruency': 'explicit'} ? 2596 I have to wake up early so that I have enough time to do homework before work #sundayfunday I have to wake up early so that I have enough time to do homework before work. Sunday is not goin g to be fun. sarcasm {'snum': '379090978461593601-1', 'incongruency': 'explicit'} ? 2597 I have to wake up early so that I have enough time to do homework before work #sundayfunday I hate having to wake up early so that I have enough time to do homework before work. sarcasm {'snum': '379090978461593601-2', 'incongruency': 'explicit'} ? 2598 I have to wake up early so that I have enough time to do homework before work #sundayfunday It is no fun on Sunday to wake up early to do homework before work. sarcasm {'snum': '379090978461593601-3', 'incongruency': 'explicit'} ? 2599 "I did not know that you are perfect, ""Sorry"" ." I knew that you were not perfect, I'm not sorry. sarcasm {'snum': '393206734388359168-1', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 2600 "I did not know that you are perfect, ""Sorry"" ." I know you are not perfect, I'm not sorry for saying so. sarcasm {'snum': '393206734388359168-2', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 2601 "I did not know that you are perfect, ""Sorry"" ." You are not perfect. sarcasm {'snum': '393206734388359168-3', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 2602 "I did not know that you are perfect, ""Sorry"" ." "I know that you are not perfect, ""Sorry"" ." sarcasm {'snum': '393206734388359168-4', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 2603 "I did not know that you are perfect, ""Sorry"" ." I know that you are not perfect and I am not sorry sarcasm {'snum': '393206734388359168-5', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 2604 I'm so upset at myself for missing One Direction on #SNL last night. I'm happy with myself for missing One Direction on #SNL last night. sarcasm {'snum': '409755285935247361-1', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 2605 I'm so upset at myself for missing One Direction on #SNL last night. I'm not upset at myself for missing One Direction on SNL last night. sarcasm {'snum': '409755285935247361-2', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 2606 I'm so upset at myself for missing One Direction on #SNL last night. So glad I missed One Direction on #SNL last night. sarcasm {'snum': '409755285935247361-3', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 2607 I'm so upset at myself for missing One Direction on #SNL last night. I'm not upset at myself for missing One Direction on #SNL last night. sarcasm {'snum': '409755285935247361-4', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 2608 I can tell you really need to talk to me. Good strategy of making that happen. #wow I can tell you really need to talk to me. That is not a good strategy of making that happen. sarcasm {'snum': '379035172764520448-1', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 2609 I can tell you really need to talk to me. Good strategy of making that happen. #wow I don't think you really need to talk to me. You haven't tried at all to make it happen. #wow sarcasm {'snum': '379035172764520448-2', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 2610 I can tell you really need to talk to me. Good strategy of making that happen. #wow I can tell you really need to talk to me. Awful strategy of making that happen. sarcasm {'snum': '379035172764520448-3', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 2611 I can tell you really need to talk to me. Good strategy of making that happen. #wow You're not acting like you really need to talk to me. sarcasm {'snum': '379035172764520448-4', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 2612 I can tell you really need to talk to me. Good strategy of making that happen. #wow I can tell you really need to talk to me. Not a good strategy of making that happen. #wow sarcasm {'snum': '379035172764520448-5', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 2613 The joys of coming home from work and dealing with bullshit... It's unpleasant coming home from work and dealing with bullshit... sarcasm {'snum': '379119400684486656-1', 'incongruency': 'explicit'} ? 2614 The joys of coming home from work and dealing with bullshit... I hate coming home when there is chaos sarcasm {'snum': '379119400684486656-2', 'incongruency': 'explicit'} ? 2615 The joys of coming home from work and dealing with bullshit... I hate coming home from work and dealing with bullshit... sarcasm {'snum': '379119400684486656-3', 'incongruency': 'explicit'} ? 2616 The joys of coming home from work and dealing with bullshit... It's awful coming home from work and dealing with bullshit... sarcasm {'snum': '379119400684486656-4', 'incongruency': 'explicit'} ? 2617 The joys of coming home from work and dealing with bullshit... There are no joys of coming home from work and dealing with bullshit... sarcasm {'snum': '379119400684486656-5', 'incongruency': 'explicit'} ? 2618 ...tomorrow is going to be wonderful -_- I know it already. ...tomorrow is going to be awful. I know it already. sarcasm {'snum': '410974815567089664-1', 'incongruency': 'explicit'} ? 2619 ...tomorrow is going to be wonderful -_- I know it already. ...tomorrow is going to be awful. I know it already. sarcasm {'snum': '410974815567089664-2', 'incongruency': 'explicit'} ? 2620 ...tomorrow is going to be wonderful -_- I know it already. I'm not looking forward to tomorrow. sarcasm {'snum': '410974815567089664-3', 'incongruency': 'explicit'} ? 2621 ...tomorrow is going to be wonderful -_- I know it already. ...tomorrow is not going to be wonderful -_- I know it already. sarcasm {'snum': '410974815567089664-4', 'incongruency': 'explicit'} ? 2622 ...tomorrow is going to be wonderful -_- I know it already. Tomorrow is going to be a bad day. I already know it. sarcasm {'snum': '410974815567089664-5', 'incongruency': 'explicit'} ? 2623 Aww yeah midlife crisis at 18 looks like I'm doing great Aww yeah midlife crisis at 18 looks like I'm not doing great sarcasm {'snum': '394629362315968512-1', 'incongruency': 'explicit'} ? 2624 Aww yeah midlife crisis at 18 looks like I'm doing great I am doing horrible by having a midlife crisis at 18. sarcasm {'snum': '394629362315968512-2', 'incongruency': 'explicit'} ? 2625 Aww yeah midlife crisis at 18 looks like I'm doing great Midlife crisis at 18. Looks like I'm doing terribly. sarcasm {'snum': '394629362315968512-3', 'incongruency': 'explicit'} ? 2626 Aww yeah midlife crisis at 18 looks like I'm doing great Things could be better for me. sarcasm {'snum': '394629362315968512-4', 'incongruency': 'explicit'} ? 2627 Aww yeah midlife crisis at 18 looks like I'm doing great Aww yeah midlife crisis at 18 looks like I'm not doing great sarcasm {'snum': '394629362315968512-5', 'incongruency': 'explicit'} ? 2628 ToUser There's so many gentlemen on the bus @User There's so few gentlemen on the bus sarcasm {'snum': '380450371291725825-1', 'incongruency': 'explicit'} ? 2629 ToUser There's so many gentlemen on the bus People on the bus are not very gentleman like. sarcasm {'snum': '380450371291725825-2', 'incongruency': 'explicit'} ? 2630 ToUser There's so many gentlemen on the bus There are not very many gentlemen on the bus. sarcasm {'snum': '380450371291725825-3', 'incongruency': 'explicit'} ? 2631 ToUser There's so many gentlemen on the bus There are no gentlemen on the bus. sarcasm {'snum': '380450371291725825-4', 'incongruency': 'explicit'} ? 2632 ToUser There's so many gentlemen on the bus There's so many rude men on the bus sarcasm {'snum': '380450371291725825-5', 'incongruency': 'explicit'} ? 2633 I've been away from my phone all day and when I just checked it I had ZERO messages....look at miss popular lol I've been away from my phone all day and when I just checked it I had ZERO messages....I'm not miss popular sarcasm {'snum': '379017271231774720-1', 'incongruency': 'explicit'} ? 2634 I've been away from my phone all day and when I just checked it I had ZERO messages....look at miss popular lol I've been away from my phone all day and when I just checked it I had ZERO messages. I am very unpopular. sarcasm {'snum': '379017271231774720-2', 'incongruency': 'explicit'} ? 2635 I've been away from my phone all day and when I just checked it I had ZERO messages....look at miss popular lol I've been away from my phone all day and when I just checked it I had ZERO messages. I'm not popular. sarcasm {'snum': '379017271231774720-3', 'incongruency': 'explicit'} ? 2636 I've been away from my phone all day and when I just checked it I had ZERO messages....look at miss popular lol I've been away from my phone all day and when I just checked it I had ZERO messages....i'm not very popular lol sarcasm {'snum': '379017271231774720-4', 'incongruency': 'explicit'} ? 2637 I've been away from my phone all day and when I just checked it I had ZERO messages....look at miss popular lol I've been away from my phone all day and when I just checked it I had ZERO messages...loot at miss not popular lol sarcasm {'snum': '379017271231774720-5', 'incongruency': 'explicit'} ? 2638 Really love how a test in Spanish will have less of an impact to my grade than will homework. Really hate how a test in Spanish will have less of an impact to my grade than will homework. sarcasm {'snum': '379264972498292736-1', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 2639 Really love how a test in Spanish will have less of an impact to my grade than will homework. Really hate how a test in Spanish will have less of an impact to my grade than will homework. sarcasm {'snum': '379264972498292736-2', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 2640 Really love how a test in Spanish will have less of an impact to my grade than will homework. I think that the test in Spanish class should have more impact on my grade than homework. sarcasm {'snum': '379264972498292736-3', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 2641 Really love how a test in Spanish will have less of an impact to my grade than will homework. Really hate how a test in Spanish will have less of an impact to my grade than will homework. sarcasm {'snum': '379264972498292736-4', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 2642 Really love how a test in Spanish will have less of an impact to my grade than will homework. I do not understand how a test in Spanish will impact my grade more then my homework. sarcasm {'snum': '379264972498292736-5', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 2643 Can't get over how bouncing the Wern is ! I've had an easy time geting over how bouncing the Wern is ! sarcasm {'snum': '378991387355906050-1', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 2644 Can't get over how bouncing the Wern is ! There isn't much going on at the Wern right now. sarcasm {'snum': '378991387355906050-2', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 2645 Can't get over how bouncing the Wern is ! Can get over how bouncing the Wern is ! sarcasm {'snum': '378991387355906050-3', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 2646 Glad to know nothings really changed. #yay Sorry to find out nothings really changed. sarcasm {'snum': '380446016815632384-1', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 2647 Glad to know nothings really changed. #yay I am not happy to know nothings really changed. sarcasm {'snum': '380446016815632384-2', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 2648 Glad to know nothings really changed. #yay Hate to know that nothing has really changed. sarcasm {'snum': '380446016815632384-3', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 2649 Glad to know nothings really changed. #yay Nothing has really changed. sarcasm {'snum': '380446016815632384-4', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 2650 Glad to know nothings really changed. #yay I hate that nothing has changed. sarcasm {'snum': '380446016815632384-5', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 2651 Oo yeah cause you're soooo fat aren't you? You're thin. sarcasm {'snum': '378960426262102016-1', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 2652 Oo yeah cause you're soooo fat aren't you? You are really not fat. sarcasm {'snum': '378960426262102016-2', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 2653 Oo yeah cause you're soooo fat aren't you? You're not fat at all. sarcasm {'snum': '378960426262102016-3', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 2654 Oo yeah cause you're soooo fat aren't you? Oo yeah cause you're soooo thin aren't you? sarcasm {'snum': '378960426262102016-4', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 2655 Oo yeah cause you're soooo fat aren't you? Oo yeah cause you're not soooo fat are you? sarcasm {'snum': '378960426262102016-5', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 2656 ToUser It only took Iowa State until 3rd quarter to get a touch down! Way to go! #hawkeyenation @User It took Iowa State until 3rd quarter to get a touch down! That's not good! sarcasm {'snum': '379035629109002240-1', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 2657 ToUser It only took Iowa State until 3rd quarter to get a touch down! Way to go! #hawkeyenation It took Iowa State all the way until the 3rd quarter to get a touchdown. How embarrassing. sarcasm {'snum': '379035629109002240-2', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 2658 ToUser It only took Iowa State until 3rd quarter to get a touch down! Way to go! #hawkeyenation Iowa State is not playing well. sarcasm {'snum': '379035629109002240-3', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 2659 ToUser It only took Iowa State until 3rd quarter to get a touch down! Way to go! #hawkeyenation It took Iowa State until 3rd quarter to get a touch down! Not good! #hawkeyenation. sarcasm {'snum': '379035629109002240-4', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 2660 Ahhh persistent rain don't you just love looking forward to winter! Ahhh persistent rain don't you just hate looking forward to winter! sarcasm {'snum': '379257988546310144-1', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 2661 Ahhh persistent rain don't you just love looking forward to winter! Ahhh persistent rain don't you just hate looking forward to winter! sarcasm {'snum': '379257988546310144-2', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 2662 Ahhh persistent rain don't you just love looking forward to winter! I do not like it when it rains a lot in winter. sarcasm {'snum': '379257988546310144-3', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 2663 Ahhh persistent rain don't you just love looking forward to winter! Ahhh persistent rain don't you just hate winter! sarcasm {'snum': '379257988546310144-4', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 2664 Ahhh persistent rain don't you just love looking forward to winter! Ahhh persistent rain don't you just hate looking forward to winter! sarcasm {'snum': '379257988546310144-5', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 2665 I think arsenal might win the league.. I think arsenal won't win the league.. sarcasm {'snum': '411868604884590592-1', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 2666 I think arsenal might win the league.. I think arsenal will lose the league.. sarcasm {'snum': '411868604884590592-2', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 2667 I think arsenal might win the league.. Arsenal is going to lose and is a terrible team. sarcasm {'snum': '411868604884590592-3', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 2668 I think arsenal might win the league.. Arsenal has virtually no chance to win the league. sarcasm {'snum': '411868604884590592-4', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 2669 I think arsenal might win the league.. I don't think arsenal can win the league sarcasm {'snum': '411868604884590592-5', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 2670 He's driving around clearing his head and I'm sitting here while his son sleeps. My life is so freaking perfect! #NOT He's driving around clearing his head and I'm sitting here while his son sleeps. My life is not going well! sarcasm {'snum': '379072932338610177-1', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 2671 He's driving around clearing his head and I'm sitting here while his son sleeps. My life is so freaking perfect! #NOT I am watching his son while he drives around to cool off. I'm miserable. sarcasm {'snum': '379072932338610177-2', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 2672 He's driving around clearing his head and I'm sitting here while his son sleeps. My life is so freaking perfect! #NOT He's driving around clearing his head and I'm sitting here while his son sleeps. My life is terrible. sarcasm {'snum': '379072932338610177-3', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 2673 He's driving around clearing his head and I'm sitting here while his son sleeps. My life is so freaking perfect! #NOT My life isn't perfect. sarcasm {'snum': '379072932338610177-4', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 2674 Haha glad I took the night off. I'm regretting that I took the night off. sarcasm {'snum': '383419262142259200-1', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 2675 Haha glad I took the night off. I should not have taken the night off. sarcasm {'snum': '383419262142259200-2', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 2676 Haha glad I took the night off. Not glad I took the night off. sarcasm {'snum': '383419262142259200-3', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 2677 Haha glad I took the night off. Mad I took the night off. sarcasm {'snum': '383419262142259200-4', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 2678 Haha glad I took the night off. I am not glad I took the night off. sarcasm {'snum': '383419262142259200-5', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 2679 ToUser Prince Fielder's blistering speed shockingly gets him gunned out at home. #Royals @User Prince Fielder's blistering speed not shockingly gets him gunned out at home. #Royals sarcasm {'snum': '379058120456036353-1', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 2680 ToUser Prince Fielder's blistering speed shockingly gets him gunned out at home. #Royals @User Prince Fielder's slow speed unsurprisingly gets him gunned out at home. #Royals sarcasm {'snum': '379058120456036353-2', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 2681 ToUser Prince Fielder's blistering speed shockingly gets him gunned out at home. #Royals Prince Fielder is not fast enough to reach home. sarcasm {'snum': '379058120456036353-3', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 2682 ToUser Prince Fielder's blistering speed shockingly gets him gunned out at home. #Royals Prince Fielder is so slow. I'm not surprised he got gunned out at home. sarcasm {'snum': '379058120456036353-4', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 2683 ToUser Prince Fielder's blistering speed shockingly gets him gunned out at home. #Royals @User Prince Fielder's blistering slow speed unsurprisingly gets him gunned out at home. #Royals sarcasm {'snum': '379058120456036353-5', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 2684 ToUser Cricket, spurs and beers with the lads...this trip sounds awful #coys #lads ToUser ToUser ToUser ToUser @User Cricket, spurs and beers with the lads...this trip sounds great #coys #lads @User @User @User @User sarcasm {'snum': '379024636085690368-1', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 2685 ToUser Cricket, spurs and beers with the lads...this trip sounds awful #coys #lads ToUser ToUser ToUser ToUser Cricket, spurs and beers with the lads...this trip sounds wonderful sarcasm {'snum': '379024636085690368-2', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 2686 ToUser Cricket, spurs and beers with the lads...this trip sounds awful #coys #lads ToUser ToUser ToUser ToUser @User Cricket, spurs and beers with the lads...this trip sounds awesome #coys #lads @User @User @User @User sarcasm {'snum': '379024636085690368-3', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 2687 ToUser Cricket, spurs and beers with the lads...this trip sounds awful #coys #lads ToUser ToUser ToUser ToUser Cricket, spurs and beers with the lads...this trip sounds amazing. sarcasm {'snum': '379024636085690368-4', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 2688 #Alabama's defense is off to a GREAT start in this game.. #Alabama's defense is off to a terrible start in this game.. sarcasm {'snum': '378967678687256576-1', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 2689 #Alabama's defense is off to a GREAT start in this game.. #Alabama's defense is off to a terrible start in this game. sarcasm {'snum': '378967678687256576-2', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 2690 #Alabama's defense is off to a GREAT start in this game.. #Alabama's defense is off to a TERRIBLE start in this game.. sarcasm {'snum': '378967678687256576-3', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 2691 #Alabama's defense is off to a GREAT start in this game.. Alabama's defense is doing poorly. sarcasm {'snum': '378967678687256576-4', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 2692 #Alabama's defense is off to a GREAT start in this game.. #Alabama's defense is off to a LOUSY start in this game. sarcasm {'snum': '378967678687256576-5', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 2693 Rooney looks so cool in that headband Rooney looks so uncool in that headband sarcasm {'snum': '379005136787750913-1', 'incongruency': 'explicit'} ? 2694 Rooney looks so cool in that headband Rooney looks terrible in that headband sarcasm {'snum': '379005136787750913-2', 'incongruency': 'explicit'} ? 2695 Rooney looks so cool in that headband Rooney looks so stupid in that headband. sarcasm {'snum': '379005136787750913-3', 'incongruency': 'explicit'} ? 2696 Rooney looks so cool in that headband The headband is unflattering. sarcasm {'snum': '379005136787750913-4', 'incongruency': 'explicit'} ? 2697 Rooney looks so cool in that headband Rooney looks so stupid in that headband sarcasm {'snum': '379005136787750913-5', 'incongruency': 'explicit'} ? 2698 "I love playing this game called ""let's see how many people I can accidentally enrage in three weeks"" #sorryeveryone" I'm sorry I made many people enraged in the last three weeks. sarcasm {'snum': '378953171021746176-1', 'incongruency': 'explicit'} ? 2699 "I love playing this game called ""let's see how many people I can accidentally enrage in three weeks"" #sorryeveryone" "I hate playing this game called ""let's see how many people I can accidentally enrage in three weeks"" #sorryeveryone" sarcasm {'snum': '378953171021746176-2', 'incongruency': 'explicit'} ? 2700 "I love playing this game called ""let's see how many people I can accidentally enrage in three weeks"" #sorryeveryone" I'm sorry I've accidentally enraged so many people the past three weeks. sarcasm {'snum': '378953171021746176-3', 'incongruency': 'explicit'} ? 2701 "I love playing this game called ""let's see how many people I can accidentally enrage in three weeks"" #sorryeveryone" Its not my intention to offend so many people. sarcasm {'snum': '378953171021746176-4', 'incongruency': 'explicit'} ? 2702 "I love playing this game called ""let's see how many people I can accidentally enrage in three weeks"" #sorryeveryone" "I Hate playing this game called ""let's see how many people I can accidentally enrage in three weeks"" #sorryeveryone" sarcasm {'snum': '378953171021746176-5', 'incongruency': 'explicit'} ? 2703 You know what I love about twitter? Everyone's sport inputs, it's so fascinating and informative! #pleasestop You know what I hate about twitter? Everyone's sport inputs, it's uninteresting and uninformative! sarcasm {'snum': '378997981837418498-1', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 2704 You know what I love about twitter? Everyone's sport inputs, it's so fascinating and informative! #pleasestop You know what I hate about twitter? Everyone's sports inputs are so stupid. sarcasm {'snum': '378997981837418498-2', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 2705 You know what I love about twitter? Everyone's sport inputs, it's so fascinating and informative! #pleasestop You know what I hate about twitter? Everyone's sport inputs, it's neither interesting nor informative! #pleasestop sarcasm {'snum': '378997981837418498-3', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 2706 You know what I love about twitter? Everyone's sport inputs, it's so fascinating and informative! #pleasestop You know what I hate about twitter? Everyone's sport inputs, it's so fascinating and informative! #pleasestop sarcasm {'snum': '378997981837418498-4', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 2707 I like just officially got my first F on a paper. #IAppreciateItMrHenderson I like just officially got my first F on a paper. I don't appreciate this Mr. Henderson. sarcasm {'snum': '379106546577600512-1', 'incongruency': 'explicit'} ? 2708 I like just officially got my first F on a paper. #IAppreciateItMrHenderson I like just officially got my first F on a paper. #IHateItMrHenderson sarcasm {'snum': '379106546577600512-2', 'incongruency': 'explicit'} ? 2709 I like just officially got my first F on a paper. #IAppreciateItMrHenderson I don't appreciate that Mr. Henderson gave me my first F on a paper. sarcasm {'snum': '379106546577600512-3', 'incongruency': 'explicit'} ? 2710 I like just officially got my first F on a paper. #IAppreciateItMrHenderson Getting an F on my first paper was not what i expected. sarcasm {'snum': '379106546577600512-4', 'incongruency': 'explicit'} ? 2711 I like just officially got my first F on a paper. #IAppreciateItMrHenderson I like just officially go my first F on a paper. #IDontAppreciateItMrHenderson sarcasm {'snum': '379106546577600512-5', 'incongruency': 'explicit'} ? 2712 Oh how I've missed the aches and pains that come with colder weather... I haven't missed the aches and pains that come with colder weather... sarcasm {'snum': '379063599110819840-1', 'incongruency': 'explicit'} ? 2713 Oh how I've missed the aches and pains that come with colder weather... I haven't missed the aches and pains that come with the colder weather... sarcasm {'snum': '379063599110819840-2', 'incongruency': 'explicit'} ? 2714 Oh how I've missed the aches and pains that come with colder weather... I have not missed the aches and pains that come with colder weather... sarcasm {'snum': '379063599110819840-3', 'incongruency': 'explicit'} ? 2715 Oh how I've missed the aches and pains that come with colder weather... I haven't missed the aches and pains that come with colder weather. sarcasm {'snum': '379063599110819840-4', 'incongruency': 'explicit'} ? 2716 Oh how I've missed the aches and pains that come with colder weather... I really don't miss the aches and pains that come with colder weather... sarcasm {'snum': '379063599110819840-5', 'incongruency': 'explicit'} ? 2717 Yeah I think dancing will make my aching knees feel better Dancing will make my aching knees feel worse. sarcasm {'snum': '395365977258356736-1', 'incongruency': 'explicit'} ? 2718 Yeah I think dancing will make my aching knees feel better Dancing won't make my aching knees feel better. sarcasm {'snum': '395365977258356736-2', 'incongruency': 'explicit'} ? 2719 Yeah I think dancing will make my aching knees feel better I think dancing will make my aching knees feel worse. sarcasm {'snum': '395365977258356736-3', 'incongruency': 'explicit'} ? 2720 Yeah I think dancing will make my aching knees feel better I think dancing is going to make my aching knees hurt more. sarcasm {'snum': '395365977258356736-4', 'incongruency': 'explicit'} ? 2721 Yeah I think dancing will make my aching knees feel better I don't think dancing will make my aching knees feel better sarcasm {'snum': '395365977258356736-5', 'incongruency': 'explicit'} ? 2722 :( i love being the second option... face I dislike being the second option. sarcasm {'snum': '402524955025231872-1', 'incongruency': 'explicit'} ? 2723 :( i love being the second option... face :( i hate being the second option... face sarcasm {'snum': '402524955025231872-2', 'incongruency': 'explicit'} ? 2724 :( i love being the second option... face I really hate being the second option. sarcasm {'snum': '402524955025231872-3', 'incongruency': 'explicit'} ? 2725 :( i love being the second option... face :( I don't like being the second option... face sarcasm {'snum': '402524955025231872-4', 'incongruency': 'explicit'} ? 2726 :( i love being the second option... face I hate being the second option sarcasm {'snum': '402524955025231872-5', 'incongruency': 'explicit'} ? 2727 Man it's a good thing Molly Dineen doesn't have feelings like everyone else #heartless Molly Dineen has feelings like everyone else sarcasm {'snum': '379052803987357696-1', 'incongruency': 'explicit'} ? 2728 Man it's a good thing Molly Dineen doesn't have feelings like everyone else #heartless It's a bad thing Molly Dineen doesn't have feelings like everyone else. sarcasm {'snum': '379052803987357696-2', 'incongruency': 'explicit'} ? 2729 Man it's a good thing Molly Dineen doesn't have feelings like everyone else #heartless It bad that Molly Dineen doesn't have feelings like everyone else. sarcasm {'snum': '379052803987357696-3', 'incongruency': 'explicit'} ? 2730 Man it's a good thing Molly Dineen doesn't have feelings like everyone else #heartless Man it's a bad thing that Molly Dineen doesn't have feelings like everyone else #heartless sarcasm {'snum': '379052803987357696-4', 'incongruency': 'explicit'} ? 2731 Just to let you all know I wont be in school Tuesday and I swear it has nothing to do with the new grand theft auto Just to let you all know I wont be in school Tuesday and it has everything to do with the new grand theft auto sarcasm {'snum': '378949907870388224-1', 'incongruency': 'explicit'} ? 2732 Just to let you all know I wont be in school Tuesday and I swear it has nothing to do with the new grand theft auto Just to let you all know I wont be in school Tuesday because I'll be playing the new grand theft auto sarcasm {'snum': '378949907870388224-2', 'incongruency': 'explicit'} ? 2733 Just to let you all know I wont be in school Tuesday and I swear it has nothing to do with the new grand theft auto Just to let you all know I won't be in school Tuesday and it has everything to do with the new grand theft auto. sarcasm {'snum': '378949907870388224-3', 'incongruency': 'explicit'} ? 2734 Just to let you all know I wont be in school Tuesday and I swear it has nothing to do with the new grand theft auto I won't be in school Tuesday because of the new Grand Theft Auto. sarcasm {'snum': '378949907870388224-4', 'incongruency': 'explicit'} ? 2735 Just to let you all know I wont be in school Tuesday and I swear it has nothing to do with the new grand theft auto I will miss school to play Grand Theft Auto. sarcasm {'snum': '378949907870388224-5', 'incongruency': 'explicit'} ? 2736 It's okay I'm glad to know that I'm mean nothing to you. It's not okay I'm unhappy to discover that I'm mean nothing to you. sarcasm {'snum': '379072704298512384-1', 'incongruency': 'explicit'} ? 2737 It's okay I'm glad to know that I'm mean nothing to you. It's not okay, I'm sad to know that I'm mean nothing to you. sarcasm {'snum': '379072704298512384-2', 'incongruency': 'explicit'} ? 2738 It's okay I'm glad to know that I'm mean nothing to you. I hurts my feelings to know I don't mean anything to you. sarcasm {'snum': '379072704298512384-3', 'incongruency': 'explicit'} ? 2739 It's okay I'm glad to know that I'm mean nothing to you. It's not okay I'm not glad to know that I mean nothing to you. sarcasm {'snum': '379072704298512384-4', 'incongruency': 'explicit'} ? 2740 It's okay I'm glad to know that I'm mean nothing to you. It's not ok I'm not glad to know that I mean nothing to you. sarcasm {'snum': '379072704298512384-5', 'incongruency': 'explicit'} ? 2741 Forget Thriller, this is the best music video ever made! http://t.co/1KUIAmYECA This is the worst music video ever made! sarcasm {'snum': '379110207084720129-1', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 2742 Forget Thriller, this is the best music video ever made! http://t.co/1KUIAmYECA This is the worst music video ever made. sarcasm {'snum': '379110207084720129-2', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 2743 Forget Thriller, this is the best music video ever made! http://t.co/1KUIAmYECA Forget Thriller, this is not the best music video ever made! http://t.co/1KUIAmYECA sarcasm {'snum': '379110207084720129-3', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 2744 Forget Thriller, this is the best music video ever made! http://t.co/1KUIAmYECA This is a horrible music video. http://t.co/1KUIAmYECA sarcasm {'snum': '379110207084720129-4', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 2745 Glad you remember how close we were this summer.... I wish you remember how close we were this summer.... sarcasm {'snum': '379082227990421504-1', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 2746 Glad you remember how close we were this summer.... I wish you remembered how close we were this summer... sarcasm {'snum': '379082227990421504-2', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 2747 Glad you remember how close we were this summer.... I'm upset that you don't remember how close we were this summer. sarcasm {'snum': '379082227990421504-3', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 2748 Glad you remember how close we were this summer.... Disappointed that you forgot how close we were this summer.... sarcasm {'snum': '379082227990421504-4', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 2749 That didn't make me wonder at all That made me wonder. sarcasm {'snum': '379005197218889729-1', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 2750 That didn't make me wonder at all That caused me to wonder a lot sarcasm {'snum': '379005197218889729-2', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 2751 That didn't make me wonder at all That made me wonder. sarcasm {'snum': '379005197218889729-3', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 2752 That didn't make me wonder at all That made me wonder. sarcasm {'snum': '379005197218889729-4', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 2753 That didn't make me wonder at all Now I'm really wondering sarcasm {'snum': '379005197218889729-5', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 2754 Good job being apathetic, immoral, and hypocritical. That's the perfect blend for a person You're being apathetic, immoral, and hypocritical. That's the worst blend for a person sarcasm {'snum': '383324761201192961-1', 'incongruency': 'explicit'} ? 2755 Good job being apathetic, immoral, and hypocritical. That's the perfect blend for a person Good job being apathetic, immoral, and hypocritical. That's the worst blend for a person. sarcasm {'snum': '383324761201192961-2', 'incongruency': 'explicit'} ? 2756 Good job being apathetic, immoral, and hypocritical. That's the perfect blend for a person You are being apathetic immoral, and hypocritical. That's a horrible blend for a person. sarcasm {'snum': '383324761201192961-3', 'incongruency': 'explicit'} ? 2757 Good job being apathetic, immoral, and hypocritical. That's the perfect blend for a person The worst blend for a person is being apathetic, immoral and hypocritical. sarcasm {'snum': '383324761201192961-4', 'incongruency': 'explicit'} ? 2758 Good job being apathetic, immoral, and hypocritical. That's the perfect blend for a person he was being apathetic, immoral, and hypocritical. the worst parts of people. sarcasm {'snum': '383324761201192961-5', 'incongruency': 'explicit'} ? 2759 Let's add getting stalked to the list of fun things that happened tonight! formylife Let's add getting stalked to the list of awful things that happened tonight! formylife sarcasm {'snum': '379131930890887168-1', 'incongruency': 'explicit'} ? 2760 Let's add getting stalked to the list of fun things that happened tonight! formylife Let's add getting stalked to the list of awful things that happened tonight! sarcasm {'snum': '379131930890887168-2', 'incongruency': 'explicit'} ? 2761 Let's add getting stalked to the list of fun things that happened tonight! formylife I can add getting stalked to the bad things that happened to me tonight. sarcasm {'snum': '379131930890887168-3', 'incongruency': 'explicit'} ? 2762 Let's add getting stalked to the list of fun things that happened tonight! formylife Let's add getting stalked to the list of bad things that happened tonight! formylife sarcasm {'snum': '379131930890887168-4', 'incongruency': 'explicit'} ? 2763 Five more lovely days in this beautiful place Five more awful days in this ugly place sarcasm {'snum': '381946185432305665-1', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 2764 Five more lovely days in this beautiful place Five more horrible days in this ugly place. sarcasm {'snum': '381946185432305665-2', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 2765 Five more lovely days in this beautiful place Five more awful days in this horrible place. sarcasm {'snum': '381946185432305665-3', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 2766 Five more lovely days in this beautiful place Five more terrible days in this ugly place. sarcasm {'snum': '381946185432305665-4', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 2767 I love getting put on the back burner. #not I dislike getting put on the back burner. sarcasm {'snum': '378972874742059008-1', 'incongruency': 'explicit'} ? 2768 I love getting put on the back burner. #not I hate it when I am ignored sarcasm {'snum': '378972874742059008-2', 'incongruency': 'explicit'} ? 2769 I love getting put on the back burner. #not I hate getting put on the back burner. sarcasm {'snum': '378972874742059008-3', 'incongruency': 'explicit'} ? 2770 I love getting put on the back burner. #not i dont like being forgotten sarcasm {'snum': '378972874742059008-4', 'incongruency': 'explicit'} ? 2771 I love getting put on the back burner. #not I hate getting put on the back burner. sarcasm {'snum': '378972874742059008-5', 'incongruency': 'explicit'} ? 2772 I really love it when Dakota goes to sleep at 9:30 at night. I really hate it when Dakota goes to sleep at 9:30 at night. sarcasm {'snum': '379099772457476098-1', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 2773 I really love it when Dakota goes to sleep at 9:30 at night. I really hate it when Dakota goes to sleep at 9:30 at night. sarcasm {'snum': '379099772457476098-2', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 2774 I really love it when Dakota goes to sleep at 9:30 at night. I really hate it when Dakota goes to sleep at 9:30 at night. sarcasm {'snum': '379099772457476098-3', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 2775 I really love it when Dakota goes to sleep at 9:30 at night. I really hate it when Dakota goes to sleep at 9:30 at night. sarcasm {'snum': '379099772457476098-4', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 2776 Watching an old Disney movie, they're giving someone CPR. 5 chest compressions and a quick PFT! of air.. THAT'S realistic. Watching an old Disney movie, they're giving someone CPR. 5 chest compressions and a quick PFT! of air.. That's unrealistic. sarcasm {'snum': '379153683511930880-1', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 2777 Watching an old Disney movie, they're giving someone CPR. 5 chest compressions and a quick PFT! of air.. THAT'S realistic. Watching an old Disney movie, they're giving someone CPR. 5 chest compressions and a quick PFT! of air.. THAT'S SO unrealistic. sarcasm {'snum': '379153683511930880-2', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 2778 Watching an old Disney movie, they're giving someone CPR. 5 chest compressions and a quick PFT! of air.. THAT'S realistic. Watching an old Disney movie, they're giving someone CPR. 5 chest compressions and a quick PFT! of air... THAT'S NOT realistic. sarcasm {'snum': '379153683511930880-3', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 2779 Watching an old Disney movie, they're giving someone CPR. 5 chest compressions and a quick PFT! of air.. THAT'S realistic. Watching an old Disney movie, they're giving someone CPR. 5 chest compressions and a quick PFT! of air.. THAT'S not realistic. sarcasm {'snum': '379153683511930880-4', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 2780 Watching an old Disney movie, they're giving someone CPR. 5 chest compressions and a quick PFT! of air.. THAT'S realistic. Watching an old Disney movie, they're giving someone CPR. 5 chest compressions and a quick PFT! of air.. That's not realistic. sarcasm {'snum': '379153683511930880-5', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 2781 he's so happy to take a picture with me http://t.co/08uvpon8Hf he's unhappy to take a picture with me. sarcasm {'snum': '406295732757331968-1', 'incongruency': 'explicit'} ? 2782 he's so happy to take a picture with me http://t.co/08uvpon8Hf He does not want to take a picture with me. sarcasm {'snum': '406295732757331968-2', 'incongruency': 'explicit'} ? 2783 he's so happy to take a picture with me http://t.co/08uvpon8Hf he's not happy to take a picture with me http:/ /t.co/08uvpon8Hf sarcasm {'snum': '406295732757331968-3', 'incongruency': 'explicit'} ? 2784 he's so happy to take a picture with me http://t.co/08uvpon8Hf he's not happy to take a picture with me http://t.co/08uvpon8Hf sarcasm {'snum': '406295732757331968-4', 'incongruency': 'explicit'} ? 2785 he's so happy to take a picture with me http://t.co/08uvpon8Hf He's not happy to take a picture with me sarcasm {'snum': '406295732757331968-5', 'incongruency': 'explicit'} ? 2786 Men who drive bugs > turn on! Men who drive bugs are not a turn on! sarcasm {'snum': '378969761217908737-1', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 2787 Men who drive bugs > turn on! Men who drive bugs > turn off! sarcasm {'snum': '378969761217908737-2', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 2788 Men who drive bugs > turn on! Men who drive bugs are not a turn on. sarcasm {'snum': '378969761217908737-3', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 2789 Men who drive bugs > turn on! Men who drive bugs does not turn me on. sarcasm {'snum': '378969761217908737-4', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 2790 Men who drive bugs > turn on! I dont like men that drive bugs. sarcasm {'snum': '378969761217908737-5', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 2791 i spotted my mom putting the presents under the christmas tree tonight, im guessing Santa isn't real ??? i spotted my mom putting the presents under the christmas tree tonight, that's because Santa isn't real. sarcasm {'snum': '415693557857812481-1', 'incongruency': 'explicit'} ? 2792 i spotted my mom putting the presents under the christmas tree tonight, im guessing Santa isn't real ??? i spotted my mom putting the presents under the christmas tree tonight, santa clearly is not real. sarcasm {'snum': '415693557857812481-2', 'incongruency': 'explicit'} ? 2793 i spotted my mom putting the presents under the christmas tree tonight, im guessing Santa isn't real ??? I saw my mom putting presents under the tree. I already knew Santa wasn't real. sarcasm {'snum': '415693557857812481-3', 'incongruency': 'explicit'} ? 2794 i spotted my mom putting the presents under the christmas tree tonight, im guessing Santa isn't real ??? I watched my mom put presents under the christmas tree tonight, which really took some of the magic out of Christmas Eve. sarcasm {'snum': '415693557857812481-4', 'incongruency': 'explicit'} ? 2795 i spotted my mom putting the presents under the christmas tree tonight, im guessing Santa isn't real ??? I saw my mom putting the presents under the Christmas tree tonight, remember when we thought Santa was real? sarcasm {'snum': '415693557857812481-5', 'incongruency': 'explicit'} ? 2796 We were on the news for our 'Friday the 13th half time show' yet they show our performance from last week. Yeah that makes sense. We were on the news for our 'Friday the 13th half time show' yet they show our performance from last week. That doesn't make sense. sarcasm {'snum': '378969118612791297-1', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 2797 We were on the news for our 'Friday the 13th half time show' yet they show our performance from last week. Yeah that makes sense. I wish our appearance on the news broadcast had happened closer to our performance we were promoting. sarcasm {'snum': '378969118612791297-2', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 2798 We were on the news for our 'Friday the 13th half time show' yet they show our performance from last week. Yeah that makes sense. We were on the news but it doesn't make any sense that they showed our performance from last week instead of our 'Friday the 13th half time show'. sarcasm {'snum': '378969118612791297-3', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 2799 We were on the news for our 'Friday the 13th half time show' yet they show our performance from last week. Yeah that makes sense. The news broadcast did not represent our performance. sarcasm {'snum': '378969118612791297-4', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 2800 We were on the news for our 'Friday the 13th half time show' yet they show our performance from last week. Yeah that makes sense. We were on the news for our 'Friday the 13th half time show' yet they show our performance from last week. That doesn't make sense. sarcasm {'snum': '378969118612791297-5', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 2801 And I lost my dog. #greatnight #wishiwaswithtreyandelmore And I lost my dog. #terriblenight #wishiwaswithtreyandelmore sarcasm {'snum': '379053571339059201-1', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 2802 And I lost my dog. #greatnight #wishiwaswithtreyandelmore I lost my dog. Horrible night. sarcasm {'snum': '379053571339059201-2', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 2803 And I lost my dog. #greatnight #wishiwaswithtreyandelmore And I lost y dog. #terriblenight #wishiwaswithtreyandelmore sarcasm {'snum': '379053571339059201-3', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 2804 And I lost my dog. #greatnight #wishiwaswithtreyandelmore And I lost my dog. #awfulnight sarcasm {'snum': '379053571339059201-4', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 2805 That great feeling when everyone ignores you all day That bad feeling when everyone ignores you all day sarcasm {'snum': '378991827312848897-1', 'incongruency': 'explicit'} ? 2806 That great feeling when everyone ignores you all day It's a bad feeling when everyone ignores you all day. sarcasm {'snum': '378991827312848897-2', 'incongruency': 'explicit'} ? 2807 That great feeling when everyone ignores you all day I feel neglected. sarcasm {'snum': '378991827312848897-3', 'incongruency': 'explicit'} ? 2808 That great feeling when everyone ignores you all day That lonely feeling when everyone ignores you all day sarcasm {'snum': '378991827312848897-4', 'incongruency': 'explicit'} ? 2809 That great feeling when everyone ignores you all day That bad feeling when everyone ignores you all day sarcasm {'snum': '378991827312848897-5', 'incongruency': 'explicit'} ? 2810 ToUser Oo yeah cause you're soooo fat aren't you? @User You're not fat. sarcasm {'snum': '378981970870804482-1', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 2811 ToUser Oo yeah cause you're soooo fat aren't you? I really doubt that you're fat. sarcasm {'snum': '378981970870804482-2', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 2812 ToUser Oo yeah cause you're soooo fat aren't you? You're not fat at all. sarcasm {'snum': '378981970870804482-3', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 2813 ToUser Oo yeah cause you're soooo fat aren't you? You're not fat. sarcasm {'snum': '378981970870804482-4', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 2814 ToUser Oo yeah cause you're soooo fat aren't you? @User Oo yeah cause you're not fat are you? sarcasm {'snum': '378981970870804482-5', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 2815 having no bed or pillows is GREAT having no bed or pillows is awful. sarcasm {'snum': '379178904046813184-1', 'incongruency': 'explicit'} ? 2816 having no bed or pillows is GREAT Having no bed or pillows is terrible. sarcasm {'snum': '379178904046813184-2', 'incongruency': 'explicit'} ? 2817 having no bed or pillows is GREAT It is terrible having no bed or pillows. sarcasm {'snum': '379178904046813184-3', 'incongruency': 'explicit'} ? 2818 having no bed or pillows is GREAT I don't have a comfortable place to sleep. sarcasm {'snum': '379178904046813184-4', 'incongruency': 'explicit'} ? 2819 having no bed or pillows is GREAT I really dislike having no bed or pillows sarcasm {'snum': '379178904046813184-5', 'incongruency': 'explicit'} ? 2820 Learning to footzone is so much fun!! #boredoutofmymind #footzoning Learning to footzone is not fun!! Boring. sarcasm {'snum': '378958109835677696-1', 'incongruency': 'explicit'} ? 2821 Learning to footzone is so much fun!! #boredoutofmymind #footzoning Learning to footzone is not fun. sarcasm {'snum': '378958109835677696-2', 'incongruency': 'explicit'} ? 2822 Learning to footzone is so much fun!! #boredoutofmymind #footzoning Learning to footzone is so boring. #boredoutofmymind #footzoning sarcasm {'snum': '378958109835677696-3', 'incongruency': 'explicit'} ? 2823 Learning to footzone is so much fun!! #boredoutofmymind #footzoning This is boring. sarcasm {'snum': '378958109835677696-4', 'incongruency': 'explicit'} ? 2824 I looooove cleaning your horses stall at 1am for freeeeee ????? I hate cleaning your horses stall at 1am for free. sarcasm {'snum': '409196899783434240-1', 'incongruency': 'explicit'} ? 2825 I looooove cleaning your horses stall at 1am for freeeeee ????? I do not enjoy working for free. sarcasm {'snum': '409196899783434240-2', 'incongruency': 'explicit'} ? 2826 I looooove cleaning your horses stall at 1am for freeeeee ????? I hate cleaning your horse's stall at 1 am for free. sarcasm {'snum': '409196899783434240-3', 'incongruency': 'explicit'} ? 2827 I looooove cleaning your horses stall at 1am for freeeeee ????? I hate cleaning your horses stall at 1 am for free. sarcasm {'snum': '409196899783434240-4', 'incongruency': 'explicit'} ? 2828 I looooove cleaning your horses stall at 1am for freeeeee ????? I hate cleaning your horses stall at 1a.m. for free. You should at least be paying me. sarcasm {'snum': '409196899783434240-5', 'incongruency': 'explicit'} ? 2829 Wow.. my mood could not get any better. Wow.. my mood could not get any worse. sarcasm {'snum': '379087327164776449-1', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 2830 Wow.. my mood could not get any better. Wow.. my mood could not get any worse. sarcasm {'snum': '379087327164776449-2', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 2831 Wow.. my mood could not get any better. Wow.. my mood could not get any worse. sarcasm {'snum': '379087327164776449-3', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 2832 Wow.. my mood could not get any better. Wow...I am in the most horrible mood. sarcasm {'snum': '379087327164776449-4', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 2833 Wow.. my mood could not get any better. Wow.. my mood could not get any worse. sarcasm {'snum': '379087327164776449-5', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 2834 Back to square one again god I have great luck these days Back to square one again. I have bad luck these days sarcasm {'snum': '411555084225765376-1', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 2835 Back to square one again god I have great luck these days Back to square one again. God I have horrible luck these days. sarcasm {'snum': '411555084225765376-2', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 2836 Back to square one again god I have great luck these days I need to restart because I haven't been very lucky lately. sarcasm {'snum': '411555084225765376-3', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 2837 Back to square one again god I have great luck these days Back to square one again. God, my luck is awful these days. sarcasm {'snum': '411555084225765376-4', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 2838 Back to square one again god I have great luck these days Back to square one again god I have bad luck these days sarcasm {'snum': '411555084225765376-5', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 2839 I'm just taking a guess here but I think you miss / love your boyfriend #WeGetIt It is obvious that you miss / love your boyfriend sarcasm {'snum': '380421348842938368-1', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 2840 I'm just taking a guess here but I think you miss / love your boyfriend #WeGetIt I pretty much know you miss / love your boyfriend sarcasm {'snum': '380421348842938368-2', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 2841 I'm just taking a guess here but I think you miss / love your boyfriend #WeGetIt I'm tired of hearing about how you miss / love your boyfriend #WeGetIt sarcasm {'snum': '380421348842938368-3', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 2842 I love it when people tell me I should eat foodstuffs that would tie me to the toilet. #IBS I hate it when people tell me I should eat foodstuffs that would tie me to the toilet. #IBS sarcasm {'snum': '379041323455492096-1', 'incongruency': 'explicit'} ? 2843 I love it when people tell me I should eat foodstuffs that would tie me to the toilet. #IBS I hate it when people tell me I should eat foodstuffs that would tie me to the toilet. sarcasm {'snum': '379041323455492096-2', 'incongruency': 'explicit'} ? 2844 I love it when people tell me I should eat foodstuffs that would tie me to the toilet. #IBS I hate it when people tell me that I should eat food that would tie me to the toilet. #IBS sarcasm {'snum': '379041323455492096-3', 'incongruency': 'explicit'} ? 2845 I love it when people tell me I should eat foodstuffs that would tie me to the toilet. #IBS I hate it when people tell me I should eat foodstuffs that would tie me to the toilet. #IBS sarcasm {'snum': '379041323455492096-4', 'incongruency': 'explicit'} ? 2846 I might break a record tonight. More than an hour already on the road, not yet half way to my destination. Go go Manila traffic! I might break a record tonight. More than an hour already on the road, not yet half way to my destination. Manila traffic is bad! sarcasm {'snum': '397685172251795456-1', 'incongruency': 'explicit'} ? 2847 I might break a record tonight. More than an hour already on the road, not yet half way to my destination. Go go Manila traffic! I might break a record tonight. More than an hour already on the road, not yet half way to my destination. Manila traffic is the worst. sarcasm {'snum': '397685172251795456-2', 'incongruency': 'explicit'} ? 2848 I might break a record tonight. More than an hour already on the road, not yet half way to my destination. Go go Manila traffic! I have been on the road for an hour already and I'm not yet halfway to my destination. I'm going so slowly. sarcasm {'snum': '397685172251795456-3', 'incongruency': 'explicit'} ? 2849 I might break a record tonight. More than an hour already on the road, not yet half way to my destination. Go go Manila traffic! Traffic in Manila is bad. I might break a record tonight. More than an hour already on the road, not yet half way to my destination. sarcasm {'snum': '397685172251795456-4', 'incongruency': 'explicit'} ? 2850 I might break a record tonight. More than an hour already on the road, not yet half way to my destination. Go go Manila traffic! I won't break a record tonight. More than an hour already on the road, not yet half way to my destination. Go go Manila traffic! sarcasm {'snum': '397685172251795456-5', 'incongruency': 'explicit'} ? 2851 Yay for the single ladies... I'm angry at the single ladies! sarcasm {'snum': '379057810673500160-1', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 2852 Yay for the single ladies... Sorry to all the single ladies... sarcasm {'snum': '379057810673500160-2', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 2853 Yay for the single ladies... It's awful for the single ladies... sarcasm {'snum': '379057810673500160-3', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 2854 Yay for the single ladies... It's not fun to be a single lady. sarcasm {'snum': '379057810673500160-4', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 2855 Yay for the single ladies... my sympathies for the single ladies... sarcasm {'snum': '379057810673500160-5', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 2856 yes flawed standaredized tests are the perfect way to determine which schools should b kept open by having 100% student attendance #sarecasm no flawed standaredized tests are the worst way to determine which schools should b kept open by having 100% student attendance sarcasm {'snum': '379144670099435521-1', 'incongruency': 'explicit'} ? 2857 yes flawed standaredized tests are the perfect way to determine which schools should b kept open by having 100% student attendance #sarecasm Standardized tests are not a good way to determine which schools should be kept open. sarcasm {'snum': '379144670099435521-2', 'incongruency': 'explicit'} ? 2858 yes flawed standaredized tests are the perfect way to determine which schools should b kept open by having 100% student attendance #sarecasm Standardized tests are not a good way to determine which schools should be kept open by having 100% student attendance. sarcasm {'snum': '379144670099435521-3', 'incongruency': 'explicit'} ? 2859 yes flawed standaredized tests are the perfect way to determine which schools should b kept open by having 100% student attendance #sarecasm flawed standaredized tests aren't the perfect way to determine which schools should b kept open by having 100% student attendance #sarecasm sarcasm {'snum': '379144670099435521-4', 'incongruency': 'explicit'} ? 2860 I managed to save all my homework for tomorrow. Starting the school year off the right way I saved all my homework for tomorrow. Starting the school year off the wrong way sarcasm {'snum': '379059622113734656-1', 'incongruency': 'explicit'} ? 2861 I managed to save all my homework for tomorrow. Starting the school year off the right way I put off all my homework til tomorrow. Starting the school year off the wrong way sarcasm {'snum': '379059622113734656-2', 'incongruency': 'explicit'} ? 2862 I managed to save all my homework for tomorrow. Starting the school year off the right way I managed to save all my homework for tomorrow. I'm starting the school year off the wrong way. sarcasm {'snum': '379059622113734656-3', 'incongruency': 'explicit'} ? 2863 I managed to save all my homework for tomorrow. Starting the school year off the right way I was not able to save any of my homework for tomorrow. Starting of the school year in the wrong way. sarcasm {'snum': '379059622113734656-4', 'incongruency': 'explicit'} ? 2864 I managed to save all my homework for tomorrow. Starting the school year off the right way I didn't do my homework today and will have to do it all tomorrow. I'm starting the school year off in a really irresponsible way. sarcasm {'snum': '379059622113734656-5', 'incongruency': 'explicit'} ? 2865 It's OK Nebraska fans. You can still win B1G and National Championship. . Drink the Kool-Aid Nebraska fans you cannot still win B1G and National Championship. You are crazy if you think you can. sarcasm {'snum': '378964308085837824-1', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 2866 It's OK Nebraska fans. You can still win B1G and National Championship. . Drink the Kool-Aid It's not OK Nebraska fans. You can't win the B1G and National Championship. sarcasm {'snum': '378964308085837824-2', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 2867 It's OK Nebraska fans. You can still win B1G and National Championship. . Drink the Kool-Aid Nebraska fans, you're not going to win B1G and National Championships. sarcasm {'snum': '378964308085837824-3', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 2868 It's OK Nebraska fans. You can still win B1G and National Championship. . Drink the Kool-Aid Forget it, Nebraska fans. You have no shot at either the B1G or the National Championship. Stop drinking the Kool-Aid sarcasm {'snum': '378964308085837824-4', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 2869 When it comes down to it, life makes a ton of sense. Haha... When it comes down to it, life doesn't make sense. sarcasm {'snum': '379147230080282625-1', 'incongruency': 'explicit'} ? 2870 When it comes down to it, life makes a ton of sense. Haha... When it comes to it, life makes a lot of sense. sarcasm {'snum': '379147230080282625-2', 'incongruency': 'explicit'} ? 2871 When it comes down to it, life makes a ton of sense. Haha... When it comes down to it, life does not make sense. sarcasm {'snum': '379147230080282625-3', 'incongruency': 'explicit'} ? 2872 When it comes down to it, life makes a ton of sense. Haha... In the final analysis, life does not make sense at all. sarcasm {'snum': '379147230080282625-4', 'incongruency': 'explicit'} ? 2873 When it comes down to it, life makes a ton of sense. Haha... When it comes down to it, life makes no sense at all. sarcasm {'snum': '379147230080282625-5', 'incongruency': 'explicit'} ? 2874 Saturday afternoon wedding ... Fun fun #dontdoit Saturday afternoon wedding ... not fun at all sarcasm {'snum': '378981757208391681-1', 'incongruency': 'explicit'} ? 2875 Saturday afternoon wedding ... Fun fun #dontdoit Saturday afternoon wedding ... not very fun #dontdoit sarcasm {'snum': '378981757208391681-2', 'incongruency': 'explicit'} ? 2876 Saturday afternoon wedding ... Fun fun #dontdoit Saturday afternoon wedding is not fun. sarcasm {'snum': '378981757208391681-3', 'incongruency': 'explicit'} ? 2877 Saturday afternoon wedding ... Fun fun #dontdoit The wedding will not be fun. sarcasm {'snum': '378981757208391681-4', 'incongruency': 'explicit'} ? 2878 Saturday afternoon wedding ... Fun fun #dontdoit Saturday afternoon wedding ... Not fun not fun #dontdoit sarcasm {'snum': '378981757208391681-5', 'incongruency': 'explicit'} ? 2879 I used to care.. but I take pill for that now ! #haha #lol I don't care anymore. sarcasm {'snum': '420824932785094656-1', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 2880 I used to care.. but I take pill for that now ! #haha #lol I used to care.. but now I don't! #haha #lol sarcasm {'snum': '420824932785094656-2', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 2881 I used to care.. but I take pill for that now ! #haha #lol I used to care.. but I don't anymore! #haha #lol sarcasm {'snum': '420824932785094656-3', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 2882 I used to care.. but I take pill for that now ! #haha #lol I used to care.. but I don't anymore. sarcasm {'snum': '420824932785094656-4', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 2883 I used to care.. but I take pill for that now ! #haha #lol I don't care anymore. sarcasm {'snum': '420824932785094656-5', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 2884 Ahh I'm so glad I'm at work already makes me think how blessed I am ha #cannotbeassed I'm unhappy about being at work. It makes me feel cursed. sarcasm {'snum': '379144076668731392-1', 'incongruency': 'explicit'} ? 2885 Ahh I'm so glad I'm at work already makes me think how blessed I am ha #cannotbeassed Ahh I'm so sad I'm at work already makes me think how cursed I am :( #cannotbeassed sarcasm {'snum': '379144076668731392-2', 'incongruency': 'explicit'} ? 2886 Ahh I'm so glad I'm at work already makes me think how blessed I am ha #cannotbeassed I'm so unhappy I'm at work already; makes me think how unlucky I am. sarcasm {'snum': '379144076668731392-3', 'incongruency': 'explicit'} ? 2887 Ahh I'm so glad I'm at work already makes me think how blessed I am ha #cannotbeassed I'm really unhappy to be at work. sarcasm {'snum': '379144076668731392-4', 'incongruency': 'explicit'} ? 2888 Ahh I'm so glad I'm at work already makes me think how blessed I am ha #cannotbeassed Ahh I hate that I'm at work already makes me think how unblessed I am #cannotbeassed sarcasm {'snum': '379144076668731392-5', 'incongruency': 'explicit'} ? 2889 Why is my baby sleeping so much?!? It slept all last night and today so it probably won't sleep all night! #omg #cantwait Why is my baby sleeping so much?!? It slept all last night and today so it probably won't sleep all night! #omg Tonight will be difficult for me. sarcasm {'snum': '379036977921654784-1', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 2890 Why is my baby sleeping so much?!? It slept all last night and today so it probably won't sleep all night! #omg #cantwait Why is my baby sleeping so much?!? It slept all last night and today so it probably won't sleep all night! #omg #dreadingtonight sarcasm {'snum': '379036977921654784-2', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 2891 Why is my baby sleeping so much?!? It slept all last night and today so it probably won't sleep all night! #omg #cantwait My baby slept all night last night and all day today so it probably won't sleep much tonight. I am not looking forward to that. sarcasm {'snum': '379036977921654784-3', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 2892 Why is my baby sleeping so much?!? It slept all last night and today so it probably won't sleep all night! #omg #cantwait I'm not looking forward to being awake all night with my baby. sarcasm {'snum': '379036977921654784-4', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 2893 "ToUser The ""I drink for my city"" shirts that Hawkeye fans wear are by far the classiest shirts I've seen." "@User The ""I drink for my city"" shirts that Hawkeye fans wear are by far the least classy shirts I've seen." sarcasm {'snum': '378965157386264576-1', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 2894 "ToUser The ""I drink for my city"" shirts that Hawkeye fans wear are by far the classiest shirts I've seen." "The ""I drink for my city"" shirts that Hawkeye fans wear are by far the sleaziest shirts I've seen." sarcasm {'snum': '378965157386264576-2', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 2895 "ToUser The ""I drink for my city"" shirts that Hawkeye fans wear are by far the classiest shirts I've seen." "The ""I drink for my city"" shirts that Hawkeye fans wear are not very classy." sarcasm {'snum': '378965157386264576-3', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 2896 "ToUser The ""I drink for my city"" shirts that Hawkeye fans wear are by far the classiest shirts I've seen." "The ""I drink for my city"" shirts the Hawkeye fans were are really tacky." sarcasm {'snum': '378965157386264576-4', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 2897 "ToUser The ""I drink for my city"" shirts that Hawkeye fans wear are by far the classiest shirts I've seen." "@User The ""I drink for my city"" shirts that Hawkeye fans wear are not the classiest shirts I've seen." sarcasm {'snum': '378965157386264576-5', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 2898 Finding turf in places you would never expect is always great! #soccerprobs Finding turf in places you would never expect is always terriblet! #soccerprobs sarcasm {'snum': '378970708119810048-1', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 2899 Finding turf in places you would never expect is always great! #soccerprobs Finding turf in places you would never expect is always terrible! #soccerprobs sarcasm {'snum': '378970708119810048-2', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 2900 Finding turf in places you would never expect is always great! #soccerprobs Finding turf in places you would never expect is always bad. sarcasm {'snum': '378970708119810048-3', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 2901 Finding turf in places you would never expect is always great! #soccerprobs Finding turf in places you would never expect is never good! #soccerprobs sarcasm {'snum': '378970708119810048-4', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 2902 Finding turf in places you would never expect is always great! #soccerprobs Finding turf in places you would never expect is always bad! #soccerprobs sarcasm {'snum': '378970708119810048-5', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 2903 made $22 for a 5 hour shift look at me rolling in the dough made $22 for a 5 hour shift. I have very little money. sarcasm {'snum': '421087236726476800-1', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 2904 made $22 for a 5 hour shift look at me rolling in the dough Only made $22 for a 5 hour shift...never going to get rich that way sarcasm {'snum': '421087236726476800-2', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 2905 made $22 for a 5 hour shift look at me rolling in the dough made $22 for a 5 hour shift. that's not a lot of money sarcasm {'snum': '421087236726476800-3', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 2906 made $22 for a 5 hour shift look at me rolling in the dough made $22 for a 5 hour shift. I am not making much money. sarcasm {'snum': '421087236726476800-4', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 2907 made $22 for a 5 hour shift look at me rolling in the dough made $22 for a 5 hour shift look at me not rolling in the dough sarcasm {'snum': '421087236726476800-5', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 2908 I would just like to thank ToUser for giving me this lovely cold! #thankyou I blame @User for giving me this lovely cold! I'm not happy you did that. sarcasm {'snum': '379213897095708672-1', 'incongruency': 'explicit'} ? 2909 I would just like to thank ToUser for giving me this lovely cold! #thankyou I would just like to tell @User I don't appreciate you giving me this cold! #thankyou sarcasm {'snum': '379213897095708672-2', 'incongruency': 'explicit'} ? 2910 I would just like to thank ToUser for giving me this lovely cold! #thankyou I'm mad that @User gave me this lovely cold. sarcasm {'snum': '379213897095708672-3', 'incongruency': 'explicit'} ? 2911 I would just like to thank ToUser for giving me this lovely cold! #thankyou I am not happy that you gave me this cold. sarcasm {'snum': '379213897095708672-4', 'incongruency': 'explicit'} ? 2912 I would just like to thank ToUser for giving me this lovely cold! #thankyou I am annoyed at @User for giving me this uncomfortable cold. I wish you hadn't gotten me sick. sarcasm {'snum': '379213897095708672-5', 'incongruency': 'explicit'} ? 2913 ToUser I hate it when I flex and my shirt rips off. Totally me lool xD @User I would love it if when I flex my shirt rips off. That is not like me. sarcasm {'snum': '379002911344582657-1', 'incongruency': 'explicit'} ? 2914 ToUser I hate it when I flex and my shirt rips off. Totally me lool xD I love it when I flex and my shirt rips off. sarcasm {'snum': '379002911344582657-2', 'incongruency': 'explicit'} ? 2915 ToUser I hate it when I flex and my shirt rips off. Totally me lool xD I have great muscles and am proud of them. sarcasm {'snum': '379002911344582657-3', 'incongruency': 'explicit'} ? 2916 ToUser I hate it when I flex and my shirt rips off. Totally me lool xD I am not muscular. sarcasm {'snum': '379002911344582657-4', 'incongruency': 'explicit'} ? 2917 Bo Pelini is so good at making adjustments Bo Pelini is not good at making adjustments sarcasm {'snum': '378948791035916288-1', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 2918 Bo Pelini is so good at making adjustments Bo Pelini is so bad at making adjustments sarcasm {'snum': '378948791035916288-2', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 2919 Bo Pelini is so good at making adjustments Bo Pelini is not good at making adjustments. sarcasm {'snum': '378948791035916288-3', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 2920 Bo Pelini is so good at making adjustments Bo Pelini is not good at making adjustments. sarcasm {'snum': '378948791035916288-4', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 2921 Bo Pelini is so good at making adjustments Bo Pelini is so bad at making adjustments sarcasm {'snum': '378948791035916288-5', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 2922 Nice to have a conversation with the boyfriend today It was unpleasant to have a conversation with the boyfriend today sarcasm {'snum': '378973121564651520-1', 'incongruency': 'explicit'} ? 2923 Nice to have a conversation with the boyfriend today Didn't have a very nice conversation with the boyfriend today. sarcasm {'snum': '378973121564651520-2', 'incongruency': 'explicit'} ? 2924 Nice to have a conversation with the boyfriend today The boyfriend doesn't communicate much, and it bothers me. sarcasm {'snum': '378973121564651520-3', 'incongruency': 'explicit'} ? 2925 Nice to have a conversation with the boyfriend today It would have been nice to have a conversation with the boyfriend today. sarcasm {'snum': '378973121564651520-4', 'incongruency': 'explicit'} ? 2926 Nice to have a conversation with the boyfriend today Not Nice to have a conversation with the boyfriend today sarcasm {'snum': '378973121564651520-5', 'incongruency': 'explicit'} ? 2927 Hard work really pays off #gofuckyourself Hard work did not pay off. sarcasm {'snum': '392324878759518208-1', 'incongruency': 'explicit'} ? 2928 Hard work really pays off #gofuckyourself Hard work is really not helping me accomplish anything. sarcasm {'snum': '392324878759518208-2', 'incongruency': 'explicit'} ? 2929 Hard work really pays off #gofuckyourself Hard work doesn't always pay off sarcasm {'snum': '392324878759518208-3', 'incongruency': 'explicit'} ? 2930 Hard work really pays off #gofuckyourself Hard work isn't paying off #gofuckyourself sarcasm {'snum': '392324878759518208-4', 'incongruency': 'explicit'} ? 2931 Hard work really pays off #gofuckyourself Hard work never pays off sarcasm {'snum': '392324878759518208-5', 'incongruency': 'explicit'} ? 2932 Basically iOS7 copied certain aspects of Android. Wow, how innovative. Basically iOS7 copied certain aspects of Android. Wow, how non-innovative. sarcasm {'snum': '381028045336743936-1', 'incongruency': 'explicit'} ? 2933 Basically iOS7 copied certain aspects of Android. Wow, how innovative. Basically iOS7 copied certain aspects of Andriod. That is not at all innovative. sarcasm {'snum': '381028045336743936-2', 'incongruency': 'explicit'} ? 2934 Basically iOS7 copied certain aspects of Android. Wow, how innovative. It takes no innovation for iOS7 to copy certain aspects of Android. sarcasm {'snum': '381028045336743936-3', 'incongruency': 'explicit'} ? 2935 Basically iOS7 copied certain aspects of Android. Wow, how innovative. Basically iOS7 copied certain aspects of Android. That's not innovative. sarcasm {'snum': '381028045336743936-4', 'incongruency': 'explicit'} ? 2936 Basically iOS7 copied certain aspects of Android. Wow, how innovative. iOS7 copied certain aspects of Android. That is not at all innovative. sarcasm {'snum': '381028045336743936-5', 'incongruency': 'explicit'} ? 2937 My life seriously rocks My life is not going well. sarcasm {'snum': '389928273087442944-1', 'incongruency': 'explicit'} ? 2938 My life seriously rocks My life is not good right now. sarcasm {'snum': '389928273087442944-2', 'incongruency': 'explicit'} ? 2939 My life seriously rocks My life sucks sarcasm {'snum': '389928273087442944-3', 'incongruency': 'explicit'} ? 2940 My life seriously rocks My life seriously sucks sarcasm {'snum': '389928273087442944-4', 'incongruency': 'explicit'} ? 2941 My life seriously rocks I'm disappointed. sarcasm {'snum': '389928273087442944-5', 'incongruency': 'explicit'} ? 2942 Cause school is such a blast.. #day6 #decemberphotochallenge #school http://t.co/jwXfNnDrMx School is so unpleasant. sarcasm {'snum': '409143841540018176-1', 'incongruency': 'explicit'} ? 2943 Cause school is such a blast.. #day6 #decemberphotochallenge #school http://t.co/jwXfNnDrMx Cause school is such a drag. sarcasm {'snum': '409143841540018176-2', 'incongruency': 'explicit'} ? 2944 Cause school is such a blast.. #day6 #decemberphotochallenge #school http://t.co/jwXfNnDrMx School is not fun at all. sarcasm {'snum': '409143841540018176-3', 'incongruency': 'explicit'} ? 2945 Cause school is such a blast.. #day6 #decemberphotochallenge #school http://t.co/jwXfNnDrMx School is not much fun. sarcasm {'snum': '409143841540018176-4', 'incongruency': 'explicit'} ? 2946 Cause school is such a blast.. #day6 #decemberphotochallenge #school http://t.co/jwXfNnDrMx Cause school is so terrible. #day6 #decemberphotochallenge #school http://t.co/jwXfNnDrMx sarcasm {'snum': '409143841540018176-5', 'incongruency': 'explicit'} ? 2947 Sooooooo, the measles are back. Great. Thanks. Sooooooo, the measles are back. That's terrible. Someone did something wrong. sarcasm {'snum': '379063457951522816-1', 'incongruency': 'explicit'} ? 2948 Sooooooo, the measles are back. Great. Thanks. Sooooooo, the measles are back. Horrible. sarcasm {'snum': '379063457951522816-2', 'incongruency': 'explicit'} ? 2949 Sooooooo, the measles are back. Great. Thanks. Sooooooo, the measles are back. Horrible. Thanks. sarcasm {'snum': '379063457951522816-3', 'incongruency': 'explicit'} ? 2950 Sooooooo, the measles are back. Great. Thanks. Soooooo, the measles are back. This stinks. sarcasm {'snum': '379063457951522816-4', 'incongruency': 'explicit'} ? 2951 Sooooooo, the measles are back. Great. Thanks. Soooooo, the measles are back. Not Great. No Thanks. sarcasm {'snum': '379063457951522816-5', 'incongruency': 'explicit'} ? 2952 Your game is off the charts bro! Your game is terrible bro! sarcasm {'snum': '379081186829545472-1', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 2953 Your game is off the charts bro! Your game isn't very good bro! sarcasm {'snum': '379081186829545472-2', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 2954 Your game is off the charts bro! HEY YOU ARE NOT PLAYING REALLY WELL. sarcasm {'snum': '379081186829545472-3', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 2955 Your game is off the charts bro! Your game is not off the charts bro! sarcasm {'snum': '379081186829545472-4', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 2956 Your game is off the charts bro! Your game is horrible bro! sarcasm {'snum': '379081186829545472-5', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 2957 Don't you just love when your mom interferes with your plans? ... Don't you just hate it when your mom interferes with your plans? ... sarcasm {'snum': '379055152696541185-1', 'incongruency': 'explicit'} ? 2958 Don't you just love when your mom interferes with your plans? ... Don't you just hate when your mom interferes with your plans? ... sarcasm {'snum': '379055152696541185-2', 'incongruency': 'explicit'} ? 2959 Don't you just love when your mom interferes with your plans? ... I hate when your mom interferes with your plans sarcasm {'snum': '379055152696541185-3', 'incongruency': 'explicit'} ? 2960 Don't you just love when your mom interferes with your plans? ... Don't you just hate when your mom interferes with your plans?... sarcasm {'snum': '379055152696541185-4', 'incongruency': 'explicit'} ? 2961 Spoke to soon... Power's back... Thanks for your support during my hard times!! #jokes #FirstWorldProblems Spoke to soon... Power's back... This was not a particularly stressful event. sarcasm {'snum': '379235789429026818-1', 'incongruency': 'explicit'} ? 2962 Spoke to soon... Power's back... Thanks for your support during my hard times!! #jokes #FirstWorldProblems My power is back on and it wasn't that big of a deal for it to be off. sarcasm {'snum': '379235789429026818-2', 'incongruency': 'explicit'} ? 2963 Spoke to soon... Power's back... Thanks for your support during my hard times!! #jokes #FirstWorldProblems Spoke to soon... Power's back... Thanks for your support during my minor inconveniences!! #jokes #FirstWorldProblems sarcasm {'snum': '379235789429026818-3', 'incongruency': 'explicit'} ? 2964 Spoke to soon... Power's back... Thanks for your support during my hard times!! #jokes #FirstWorldProblems Spoke to soon... Power's back... no Thanks for no support during my hard times!! #jokes #FirstWorldProblems sarcasm {'snum': '379235789429026818-4', 'incongruency': 'explicit'} ? 2965 First volleyball game Monday.. We are soooo ready. We are not ready for this first volleyball game. sarcasm {'snum': '379004977848410113-1', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 2966 First volleyball game Monday.. We are soooo ready. First volleyball game Monday.. We are not ready. sarcasm {'snum': '379004977848410113-2', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 2967 First volleyball game Monday.. We are soooo ready. Our first volleyball game is Monday and we are not prepared. sarcasm {'snum': '379004977848410113-3', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 2968 First volleyball game Monday.. We are soooo ready. First volleyball game Monday. We're not ready at all. sarcasm {'snum': '379004977848410113-4', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 2969 First volleyball game Monday.. We are soooo ready. First volleyball game Monday.. We are soooo not ready. sarcasm {'snum': '379004977848410113-5', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 2970 So I love how we've finally got wifi in the flat, yet somehow it doesn't work in my room...just my luck. Thanks virgin media. Wifi works everywhere but my room. sarcasm {'snum': '3.7901E+17-1', 'incongruency': 'explicit'} ? 2971 Having finals on my birthday??? I don't like taking finals on my birthday. sarcasm {'snum': '418585030202765312-1', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 2972 Having finals on my birthday??? wish i could have fun on my birthday sarcasm {'snum': '418585030202765312-2', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 2973 Having finals on my birthday??? Final exams on my birthday is a horrible thing to have! sarcasm {'snum': '418585030202765312-3', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 2974 Having finals on my birthday??? I hate having finals on my birthday! sarcasm {'snum': '418585030202765312-4', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 2975 There's some really nice people out there There are not very nice people here. sarcasm {'snum': '379012543806971904-1', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 2976 There's some really nice people out there There's some really mean people out there. sarcasm {'snum': '379012543806971904-2', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 2977 There's some really nice people out there There are some jerks out there. sarcasm {'snum': '379012543806971904-3', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 2978 There's some really nice people out there There's some really mean and nasty people out there sarcasm {'snum': '379012543806971904-4', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 2979 There's some really nice people out there There's some really mean people out there sarcasm {'snum': '379012543806971904-5', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 2980 I love it when people tell me I should eat foodstuffs that would tie me to the toilet. #IBS I won't eat stuff that will make me sick. sarcasm {'snum': '3.79041E+17-1', 'incongruency': 'explicit'} ? 2981 ToUser ToUser I can't imagine why you would disagree with Dana on this point... I never like for your disagreement with Dan on that point. sarcasm {'snum': '379010234091855872-1', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 2982 ToUser ToUser I can't imagine why you would disagree with Dana on this point... I know why you disagree with Dana on this point. sarcasm {'snum': '379010234091855872-2', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 2983 ToUser ToUser I can't imagine why you would disagree with Dana on this point... @User @User I can't imagine why you would agree with Dana on this point... sarcasm {'snum': '379010234091855872-3', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 2984 ToUser ToUser I can't imagine why you would disagree with Dana on this point... Dana is wrong and I disagree with her. sarcasm {'snum': '379010234091855872-4', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 2985 ToUser ToUser I can't imagine why you would disagree with Dana on this point... @User @User I can't imagine why you would agree with Dana on this point... sarcasm {'snum': '379010234091855872-5', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 2986 I don't think we sung the william song enough yesterday... The William song was sang repeatedly yesterday. sarcasm {'snum': '379189911519518720-1', 'incongruency': 'explicit'} ? 2987 I don't think we sung the william song enough yesterday... We sang the william song too much yesterday. sarcasm {'snum': '379189911519518720-2', 'incongruency': 'explicit'} ? 2988 I don't think we sung the william song enough yesterday... We definitely sung the william song to death yesterday sarcasm {'snum': '379189911519518720-3', 'incongruency': 'explicit'} ? 2989 I don't think we sung the william song enough yesterday... I think we sung the william song too many times yesterday... sarcasm {'snum': '379189911519518720-4', 'incongruency': 'explicit'} ? 2990 I don't think we sung the william song enough yesterday... I think we sang the william song way too much yesterday. sarcasm {'snum': '379189911519518720-5', 'incongruency': 'explicit'} ? 2991 Lunch was amaaaazing... http://t.co/N3cr4oPTsP Lunch was horrible sarcasm {'snum': '398860524521152512-1', 'incongruency': 'explicit'} ? 2992 Lunch was amaaaazing... http://t.co/N3cr4oPTsP Lunch was horrible... sarcasm {'snum': '398860524521152512-2', 'incongruency': 'explicit'} ? 2993 Lunch was amaaaazing... http://t.co/N3cr4oPTsP Lunch was awful. sarcasm {'snum': '398860524521152512-3', 'incongruency': 'explicit'} ? 2994 Lunch was amaaaazing... http://t.co/N3cr4oPTsP I had no lunch today. sarcasm {'snum': '398860524521152512-4', 'incongruency': 'explicit'} ? 2995 Lunch was amaaaazing... http://t.co/N3cr4oPTsP Lunch was awful. sarcasm {'snum': '398860524521152512-5', 'incongruency': 'explicit'} ? 2996 Apparently 2 hours of sleep is not enough I am really tired after only 2 hours of sleep sarcasm {'snum': '379123402575216640-1', 'incongruency': 'explicit'} ? 2997 Apparently 2 hours of sleep is not enough Apparently 2 hours of sleep is enough! sarcasm {'snum': '379123402575216640-2', 'incongruency': 'explicit'} ? 2998 Apparently 2 hours of sleep is not enough 2 hours of sleep is not enough sarcasm {'snum': '379123402575216640-3', 'incongruency': 'explicit'} ? 2999 Driving in Lebanon is like driving an airplane to an alley .. #driving #Lebanon It is very hard to drive in Lebanon sarcasm {'snum': '3.78953E+17-1', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 3000 Driving in Lebanon is like driving an airplane to an alley .. #driving #Lebanon Trying to get this device fixed was a huge pain and took a long time. sarcasm {'snum': '3.78953E+17-2', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 3001 Driving in Lebanon is like driving an airplane to an alley .. #driving #Lebanon Driving in Lebanon is really difficult. sarcasm {'snum': '3.78953E+17-3', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 3002 When people talk mean to you :D I just love it!!!! :D I hate it when people talk mean sarcasm {'snum': '379112122094866433-1', 'incongruency': 'explicit'} ? 3003 When people talk mean to you :D I just love it!!!! :D When people talk mean to you. I just absolutely hate it!!! sarcasm {'snum': '379112122094866433-2', 'incongruency': 'explicit'} ? 3004 When people talk mean to you :D I just love it!!!! :D I hate when people talk mean to you. sarcasm {'snum': '379112122094866433-3', 'incongruency': 'explicit'} ? 3005 When people talk mean to you :D I just love it!!!! :D I hate it when people talk mean to you. sarcasm {'snum': '379112122094866433-4', 'incongruency': 'explicit'} ? 3006 When people talk mean to you :D I just love it!!!! :D I just hate it when people talk mean to you sarcasm {'snum': '379112122094866433-5', 'incongruency': 'explicit'} ? 3007 Maybe one day I'll be as funny as Carson I don't think Carson is very funny sarcasm {'snum': '379053698858876929-1', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 3008 Maybe one day I'll be as funny as Carson I don't think Carson is very funny sarcasm {'snum': '379053698858876929-2', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 3009 Maybe one day I'll be as funny as Carson I'll never be as funny as Carson. sarcasm {'snum': '379053698858876929-3', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 3010 Maybe one day I'll be as funny as Carson I'm not very funny. sarcasm {'snum': '379053698858876929-4', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 3011 Maybe one day I'll be as funny as Carson I have no hope of ever becoming as funny as Carson. sarcasm {'snum': '379053698858876929-5', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 3012 ToUser Your good at spelling You are bad at spelling. sarcasm {'snum': '380443113367433217-1', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 3013 ToUser Your good at spelling You are bad at spelling. sarcasm {'snum': '380443113367433217-2', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 3014 ToUser Your good at spelling @User You suck at spelling sarcasm {'snum': '380443113367433217-3', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 3015 ToUser Your good at spelling You're bad at spelling. sarcasm {'snum': '380443113367433217-4', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 3016 ToUser Your good at spelling @You are not good at spelling sarcasm {'snum': '380443113367433217-5', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 3017 More stuff to try and cope with :/ #great More stuff to try and cope with :/ #horrible sarcasm {'snum': '378961582757539840-1', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 3018 More stuff to try and cope with :/ #great I am not happy that I have more stuff to try and cope with. sarcasm {'snum': '378961582757539840-2', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 3019 More stuff to try and cope with :/ #great I don't need any more stuff to try and cope with :/ #great sarcasm {'snum': '378961582757539840-3', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 3020 More stuff to try and cope with :/ #great I have a lot of things to deal with. sarcasm {'snum': '378961582757539840-4', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 3021 More stuff to try and cope with :/ #great More stuff to try and cope with :/ #sucks sarcasm {'snum': '378961582757539840-5', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 3022 I love being asked a million questions the second I get home from work. I hate being asked a million questions the second I get home from work. sarcasm {'snum': '379029727337807872-1', 'incongruency': 'explicit'} ? 3023 I love being asked a million questions the second I get home from work. I don't like being asked a million questions the second I get home from work. sarcasm {'snum': '379029727337807872-2', 'incongruency': 'explicit'} ? 3024 I love being asked a million questions the second I get home from work. I don't like being asked a million questions the second I get home from work. sarcasm {'snum': '379029727337807872-3', 'incongruency': 'explicit'} ? 3025 I love being asked a million questions the second I get home from work. I do not like being asked a million questions the second I get home from work. sarcasm {'snum': '379029727337807872-4', 'incongruency': 'explicit'} ? 3026 I love being asked a million questions the second I get home from work. I hate being asked a million questions the second I get home from work. sarcasm {'snum': '379029727337807872-5', 'incongruency': 'explicit'} ? 3027 Cake for breakfast? Im so healthy!! Cake for breakfast? Im so unhealthy!! sarcasm {'snum': '383049631807975424-1', 'incongruency': 'explicit'} ? 3028 Cake for breakfast? Im so healthy!! Cake for breakfast? Im so unhealthy! sarcasm {'snum': '383049631807975424-2', 'incongruency': 'explicit'} ? 3029 Cake for breakfast? Im so healthy!! Cake for breakfast? Im so unhealthy!! sarcasm {'snum': '383049631807975424-3', 'incongruency': 'explicit'} ? 3030 Cake for breakfast? Im so healthy!! Cake for breakfast? I'm not healthy!! sarcasm {'snum': '383049631807975424-4', 'incongruency': 'explicit'} ? 3031 Cake for breakfast? Im so healthy!! Cake for breakfast was a poor option healthwise. sarcasm {'snum': '383049631807975424-5', 'incongruency': 'explicit'} ? 3032 I never let ANYBODY drive my car and today was an awesome reminder why. #Nope I never let ANYBODY drive my car and today reminded me why I do that. #Nope sarcasm {'snum': '4.14506E+17-1', 'incongruency': 'explicit'} ? 3033 I wish I could sleep on Sunday morning but my neighbors won't let me. Thanks for this relaxing morning. I wish I could sleep on Sunday morning but my neighbors won't let me. Thanks for this stressful morning. sarcasm {'snum': '379156377861906432-1', 'incongruency': 'explicit'} ? 3034 I wish I could sleep on Sunday morning but my neighbors won't let me. Thanks for this relaxing morning. I wish I could sleep on Sunday morning but my neighbors won't let me. This is not a relaxing morning. sarcasm {'snum': '379156377861906432-2', 'incongruency': 'explicit'} ? 3035 I wish I could sleep on Sunday morning but my neighbors won't let me. Thanks for this relaxing morning. I wish I could sleep on Sunday morning buy my neighbors won't let me. Thanks for the stressful morning. sarcasm {'snum': '379156377861906432-3', 'incongruency': 'explicit'} ? 3036 I wish I could sleep on Sunday morning but my neighbors won't let me. Thanks for this relaxing morning. My neighbor's noise is keeping me from sleeping in as planned. sarcasm {'snum': '379156377861906432-4', 'incongruency': 'explicit'} ? 3037 I wish I could sleep on Sunday morning but my neighbors won't let me. Thanks for this relaxing morning. I want to sleep and relax on Sunday morning but unfortunately I cant. sarcasm {'snum': '379156377861906432-5', 'incongruency': 'explicit'} ? 3038 Cannot wait to sell some fine china today! #work #cba I don't want to sell fine china today. #work #cba sarcasm {'snum': '379158374438694912-1', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 3039 Cannot wait to sell some fine china today! #work #cba I really don't want to sell some fine china today. sarcasm {'snum': '379158374438694912-2', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 3040 Cannot wait to sell some fine china today! #work #cba I'm not excited to sell some fine china today. sarcasm {'snum': '379158374438694912-3', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 3041 Cannot wait to sell some fine china today! #work #cba I wish I did not have to go to work and sell fine china today. sarcasm {'snum': '379158374438694912-4', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 3042 Cannot wait to sell some fine china today! #work #cba I wish I didn't have to go sell fine china at work today. sarcasm {'snum': '379158374438694912-5', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 3043 I am sending some beautiful snap chats tonight. I am sending some ugly snap chats tonight. sarcasm {'snum': '390309558423261184-1', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 3044 I am sending some beautiful snap chats tonight. I am sending some ugly snap chats tonight. sarcasm {'snum': '390309558423261184-2', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 3045 I am sending some beautiful snap chats tonight. I am sending some terrible snap chats tonight. sarcasm {'snum': '390309558423261184-3', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 3046 I am sending some beautiful snap chats tonight. I am sending some unattractive snap chats tonight. sarcasm {'snum': '390309558423261184-4', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 3047 I am sending some beautiful snap chats tonight. I am sending some ugly snap chats tonight. sarcasm {'snum': '390309558423261184-5', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 3048 Man it's a good thing Molly Dineen doesn't have feelings like everyone else #heartless Man it's so terrible that Molly Dineen doesn't have feelings like everyone else #heartless sarcasm {'snum': '3.79053E+17-1', 'incongruency': 'explicit'} ? 3049 ToUser C'mon. You know the side judge more than 25 yards away had a clear view... @User C'mon. You know the side judge more than 25 yards away couldn't see it... sarcasm {'snum': '379071546855149568-1', 'incongruency': 'explicit'} ? 3050 ToUser C'mon. You know the side judge more than 25 yards away had a clear view... It is not possible for the side judge more than 25 yards away to have a clear view. sarcasm {'snum': '379071546855149568-2', 'incongruency': 'explicit'} ? 3051 ToUser C'mon. You know the side judge more than 25 yards away had a clear view... C'mon. The side judge more than 25 yards away didn't have a clear view. sarcasm {'snum': '379071546855149568-3', 'incongruency': 'explicit'} ? 3052 ToUser C'mon. You know the side judge more than 25 yards away had a clear view... C'mon. You know the side judge more than 25 yards away couldn't see it clearly. sarcasm {'snum': '379071546855149568-4', 'incongruency': 'explicit'} ? 3053 Can't believe I don't come to Blackwood sober more often, having such a good night! I can understand why I don't come to Blackwood sober more often, having such a terrible night! sarcasm {'snum': '378993972234158080-1', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 3054 Can't believe I don't come to Blackwood sober more often, having such a good night! blackwood is boring when sober. sarcasm {'snum': '378993972234158080-2', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 3055 Can't believe I don't come to Blackwood sober more often, having such a good night! I shouldn't come to Blackwood sober, I'm having a horrible night. sarcasm {'snum': '378993972234158080-3', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 3056 Can't believe I don't come to Blackwood sober more often, having such a good night! Coming to Blackwood sober is no fun. I'm not having a good night! sarcasm {'snum': '378993972234158080-4', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 3057 Can't believe I don't come to Blackwood sober more often, having such a good night! I can believe I don't come to Blackwood sober more often, having such a bad night! sarcasm {'snum': '378993972234158080-5', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 3058 For people who I've never seen tweet about a fight before, you sure know what your talking about. For people who I've never seen tweet about a fight before, you sure don't know what your talking about. sarcasm {'snum': '379121883192385536-1', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 3059 For people who I've never seen tweet about a fight before, you sure know what your talking about. For people who I've never seen tweet about a fight before, you sure don't know what you're talking about. sarcasm {'snum': '379121883192385536-2', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 3060 For people who I've never seen tweet about a fight before, you sure know what your talking about. For people who I've never seen tweet about a fight before, you don't know what you're talking about. sarcasm {'snum': '379121883192385536-3', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 3061 For people who I've never seen tweet about a fight before, you sure know what your talking about. I've never seen some people tweet about a fight before. They don't know what they're talking about. sarcasm {'snum': '379121883192385536-4', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 3062 For people who I've never seen tweet about a fight before, you sure know what your talking about. I've never seen you people tweet about a fight before, and I'm not surprised, because you have no idea what you're talking about. sarcasm {'snum': '379121883192385536-5', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 3063 Wow #Esks must be so proud to have their 1st at-home win this year #RiderNation Wow #Esks must be sad to have their 1st at-home win this late in the year #RiderNation sarcasm {'snum': '379052902112714753-1', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 3064 Wow #Esks must be so proud to have their 1st at-home win this year #RiderNation #Esks must be so embarrassed to just now be getting their first at-home win this year. sarcasm {'snum': '379052902112714753-2', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 3065 Wow #Esks must be so proud to have their 1st at-home win this year #RiderNation Wow #Esks have only just had their 1st at-home win this year #RiderNation sarcasm {'snum': '379052902112714753-3', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 3066 Wow #Esks must be so proud to have their 1st at-home win this year #RiderNation Wow #Esks must disappointed to finally have their 1st at-home win this year #RiderNation sarcasm {'snum': '379052902112714753-4', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 3067 "My Dentist told me I need a Crown. I was like, ""I Know, Right?"" ? #iDontReallyNeedAcrown" "My dentist told me I need a crown. I thought he meant, ""for a king."" #iDontReallyNeedAcrown" sarcasm {'snum': '421021217148387329-1', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 3068 "My Dentist told me I need a Crown. I was like, ""I Know, Right?"" ? #iDontReallyNeedAcrown" My Dentist told me I need a Crown. I was like, No I don't. sarcasm {'snum': '421021217148387329-2', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 3069 "My Dentist told me I need a Crown. I was like, ""I Know, Right?"" ? #iDontReallyNeedAcrown" My denstist told me that I need a crown, but I don't think I need one. sarcasm {'snum': '421021217148387329-3', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 3070 "My Dentist told me I need a Crown. I was like, ""I Know, Right?"" ? #iDontReallyNeedAcrown" My dentist told me I needed a crown. I think I need a fancy crown on my head, not my teeth. sarcasm {'snum': '421021217148387329-4', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 3071 "My Dentist told me I need a Crown. I was like, ""I Know, Right?"" ? #iDontReallyNeedAcrown" "My Dentist told me I need a Crown. I said, ""I didn't know that.""" sarcasm {'snum': '421021217148387329-5', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 3072 Finally an eCARD written for me ;) #humor #laugh #fun #HumpDay http://t.co/PVf1ZZujDR Finally an eCARD that I hate ;) #humor #laugh #fun #HumpDay http://t.co/PVf1ZZujDR sarcasm {'snum': '405913949012385792-1', 'incongruency': 'explicit'} ? 3073 Finally an eCARD written for me ;) #humor #laugh #fun #HumpDay http://t.co/PVf1ZZujDR How horrible. An eCARD written for me sarcasm {'snum': '405913949012385792-2', 'incongruency': 'explicit'} ? 3074 Thanks for the black eye. I'd love to take a picture with you ha I hate that you gave me a black eye. I wouldn't like to take a picture with you. sarcasm {'snum': '379093329725902848-1', 'incongruency': 'explicit'} ? 3075 Thanks for the black eye. I'd love to take a picture with you ha No thanks for the black eye. I'd hate to take a picture with you sarcasm {'snum': '379093329725902848-2', 'incongruency': 'explicit'} ? 3076 Thanks for the black eye. I'd love to take a picture with you ha I don't want to take a picture with you. You gave me a black eye. sarcasm {'snum': '379093329725902848-3', 'incongruency': 'explicit'} ? 3077 Thanks for the black eye. I'd love to take a picture with you ha Thanks for the black eye. I'd hate to take a picture with you ha sarcasm {'snum': '379093329725902848-4', 'incongruency': 'explicit'} ? 3078 Thanks for the black eye. I'd love to take a picture with you ha I really hate this black eye. I don't want to take a picture. sarcasm {'snum': '379093329725902848-5', 'incongruency': 'explicit'} ? 3079 ToUser I'm sooooo glad that we are using our tax dollars so police can rid us of this evil plant instead of real criminals @User I'm sooooo sad that we are using our tax dollars so police can rid us of this evil plant instead of real criminals sarcasm {'snum': '379012163526213633-1', 'incongruency': 'explicit'} ? 3080 ToUser I'm sooooo glad that we are using our tax dollars so police can rid us of this evil plant instead of real criminals I am not happy that we are using our tax dollars so that the police are ridding us of an evil plant instead of real criminals. sarcasm {'snum': '379012163526213633-2', 'incongruency': 'explicit'} ? 3081 ToUser I'm sooooo glad that we are using our tax dollars so police can rid us of this evil plant instead of real criminals I'm mad that we're using our tax dollars so police can rid of this evil plant instead of real criminals. sarcasm {'snum': '379012163526213633-3', 'incongruency': 'explicit'} ? 3082 ToUser I'm sooooo glad that we are using our tax dollars so police can rid us of this evil plant instead of real criminals @User I hate that our tax dollars pay for police to do these things. sarcasm {'snum': '379012163526213633-4', 'incongruency': 'explicit'} ? 3083 ToUser I'm sooooo glad that we are using our tax dollars so police can rid us of this evil plant instead of real criminals @User I'm sooooo angry that we are using our tax dollars so police can rid us of this evil plant instead of real criminals sarcasm {'snum': '379012163526213633-5', 'incongruency': 'explicit'} ? 3084 Next time i fall onto a pavement i will be definitely saying hello have you missed me. #slippedonfrost Next time i fall onto a pavement i will be definitely saying i hate the pavement. #slippedonfrost sarcasm {'snum': '397637759114153984-1', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 3085 Next time i fall onto a pavement i will be definitely saying hello have you missed me. #slippedonfrost I always seem to be falling on the pavement. sarcasm {'snum': '397637759114153984-2', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 3086 Next time i fall onto a pavement i will be definitely saying hello have you missed me. #slippedonfrost I fall a lot when walking. sarcasm {'snum': '397637759114153984-3', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 3087 Next time i fall onto a pavement i will be definitely saying hello have you missed me. #slippedonfrost Next time i fall onto a pavement i will be definitely saying not again. #slippedonfrost sarcasm {'snum': '397637759114153984-4', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 3088 Next time i fall onto a pavement i will be definitely saying hello have you missed me. #slippedonfrost Next time I fall onto a pavement I will definitely not be saying hello have you missed me. #slippedonfrost sarcasm {'snum': '397637759114153984-5', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 3089 I just love being put in the hospital for dehydration.. I just hate being put in the hospital for dehydration.. sarcasm {'snum': '378948017732460544-1', 'incongruency': 'explicit'} ? 3090 I just love being put in the hospital for dehydration.. I hate being put in the hospital for dehydration. sarcasm {'snum': '378948017732460544-2', 'incongruency': 'explicit'} ? 3091 I just love being put in the hospital for dehydration.. I don't like the hospital. sarcasm {'snum': '378948017732460544-3', 'incongruency': 'explicit'} ? 3092 I just love being put in the hospital for dehydration.. I just hate being in the hospital for dehydration.. sarcasm {'snum': '378948017732460544-4', 'incongruency': 'explicit'} ? 3093 Homecoming is starting off grandtastic... Homecoming is starting off badly... sarcasm {'snum': '384543940223184897-1', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 3094 Homecoming is starting off grandtastic... Homecoming has started off terribly. sarcasm {'snum': '384543940223184897-2', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 3095 Homecoming is starting off grandtastic... Homecoming is starting off ridiculous... sarcasm {'snum': '384543940223184897-3', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 3096 Homecoming is starting off grandtastic... Homecoming is not starting well! sarcasm {'snum': '384543940223184897-4', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 3097 Let's put all our business out there on twitter cause it's everyone else's business what's going on between us. Let's not put all our business out there on twitter cause it's not everyone else's business what's going on between us. sarcasm {'snum': '400454769220661249-1', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 3098 Let's put all our business out there on twitter cause it's everyone else's business what's going on between us. We shouldn't put all of our business out there on twitter because it's not everyone else's business what's going on between us. sarcasm {'snum': '400454769220661249-2', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 3099 Let's put all our business out there on twitter cause it's everyone else's business what's going on between us. Don't air our dirty laundry. sarcasm {'snum': '400454769220661249-3', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 3100 Let's put all our business out there on twitter cause it's everyone else's business what's going on between us. Don't put all our business out there on twitter cause it's not everyone else's business what's going on between us. sarcasm {'snum': '400454769220661249-4', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 3101 Let's put all our business out there on twitter cause it's everyone else's business what's going on between us. I don't think people should post their business on twitter because it isn't anyone else's business what is going on between them. sarcasm {'snum': '400454769220661249-5', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 3102 Just packed for camp! Gonna be soooo fun! Just packed for camp! Gonna be soooo boring! sarcasm {'snum': '388454765794828288-1', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 3103 Just packed for camp! Gonna be soooo fun! Just packed for camp. Not going to be fun. sarcasm {'snum': '388454765794828288-2', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 3104 Just packed for camp! Gonna be soooo fun! I packed for camp. I don't think I will have much fun. sarcasm {'snum': '388454765794828288-3', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 3105 I love how motivated my team is . I hate how unmotivated my team is . sarcasm {'snum': '422905708250542082-1', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 3106 I love how motivated my team is . I love how unmotivated my team is. sarcasm {'snum': '422905708250542082-2', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 3107 I love how motivated my team is . I do not love how motivated my team is. sarcasm {'snum': '422905708250542082-3', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 3108 I love how motivated my team is . My team needs to get motivated. sarcasm {'snum': '422905708250542082-4', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 3109 I love how motivated my team is . I love how discouraged my team is sarcasm {'snum': '422905708250542082-5', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 3110 Because going to Hooters with a bunch of men is always fun. #horribleservice #ohwell veteransdaydad Because going to Hooters with a bunch of men is never fun. #horribleservice #ohwell veteransdaydad sarcasm {'snum': '400077835353612288-1', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 3111 Because going to Hooters with a bunch of men is always fun. #horribleservice #ohwell veteransdaydad I don't like going to Hooters with a bunch of men. sarcasm {'snum': '400077835353612288-2', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 3112 Because going to Hooters with a bunch of men is always fun. #horribleservice #ohwell veteransdaydad I hate going to Hooters with guys. sarcasm {'snum': '400077835353612288-3', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 3113 Because going to Hooters with a bunch of men is always fun. #horribleservice #ohwell veteransdaydad Going to Hooters with a bunch of men is not fun. sarcasm {'snum': '400077835353612288-4', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 3114 Because going to Hooters with a bunch of men is always fun. #horribleservice #ohwell veteransdaydad Because going to Hooters with a bunch of men is really awful. #horribleservice #ohwellveteransdaydad sarcasm {'snum': '400077835353612288-5', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 3115 Great thanks dad for telling me to stay after it was SO worth it. Great no thanks dad for telling me to stay after it was SO not worth it sarcasm {'snum': '382576883734708224-1', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 3116 Great thanks dad for telling me to stay after it was SO worth it. Great, thanks dad for telling me to stay after it was not worth it. sarcasm {'snum': '382576883734708224-2', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 3117 Great thanks dad for telling me to stay after it was SO worth it. I wish you didn't tell me to stay after dad, because it was not worth it. sarcasm {'snum': '382576883734708224-3', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 3118 Great thanks dad for telling me to stay after it was SO worth it. It was not worth staying after. sarcasm {'snum': '382576883734708224-4', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 3119 You know what my favourite thing to do is? Scrape ice off of my car. You know what my least favourite thing to do is? Scrape ice off of my car. sarcasm {'snum': '409817877861003265-1', 'incongruency': 'explicit'} ? 3120 You know what my favourite thing to do is? Scrape ice off of my car. You know what my least favourite thing to do is? Scrape ice off my car. sarcasm {'snum': '409817877861003265-2', 'incongruency': 'explicit'} ? 3121 You know what my favourite thing to do is? Scrape ice off of my car. You know what my least favorite thing to do is? Scrape ice off of my car. sarcasm {'snum': '409817877861003265-3', 'incongruency': 'explicit'} ? 3122 You know what my favourite thing to do is? Scrape ice off of my car. I hate scraping ice off my car. sarcasm {'snum': '409817877861003265-4', 'incongruency': 'explicit'} ? 3123 You know what my favourite thing to do is? Scrape ice off of my car. You know what my unpopular thing to do is? Scrape ice off of my car. sarcasm {'snum': '409817877861003265-5', 'incongruency': 'explicit'} ? 3124 NFL running out there best referee today. Jeff Triplette has done a great job this year! NFL running out there worst referee today. Jeff Triplette has done a bad job this year! sarcasm {'snum': '419908899240542208-1', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 3125 NFL running out there best referee today. Jeff Triplette has done a great job this year! NFL not having the best referee today. Jeff Triplette has done a awful job this year. sarcasm {'snum': '419908899240542208-2', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 3126 NFL running out there best referee today. Jeff Triplette has done a great job this year! NFL running out there worst referee today. Jeff Triplette has done a horrible job this year! sarcasm {'snum': '419908899240542208-3', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 3127 NFL running out there best referee today. Jeff Triplette has done a great job this year! Jeff Triplette is a terrible ref. sarcasm {'snum': '419908899240542208-4', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 3128 I'm so happy we get to spend a week longer at school than every other college! #finalzuntilDec19th #jbu I'm so unhappy we get to spend a week longer at school than every other college! #finalzuntilDec19th #jbu sarcasm {'snum': '409779216104693760-1', 'incongruency': 'explicit'} ? 3129 I'm so happy we get to spend a week longer at school than every other college! #finalzuntilDec19th #jbu I wish I didn't have to spend a week more than every other college doing finals. sarcasm {'snum': '409779216104693760-2', 'incongruency': 'explicit'} ? 3130 I'm so happy we get to spend a week longer at school than every other college! #finalzuntilDec19th #jbu I hate that we have to spend a week longer at school than every other college. sarcasm {'snum': '409779216104693760-3', 'incongruency': 'explicit'} ? 3131 I'm so happy we get to spend a week longer at school than every other college! #finalzuntilDec19th #jbu I'm so mad we have to spend a week longer at school than every other college. sarcasm {'snum': '409779216104693760-4', 'incongruency': 'explicit'} ? 3132 I'm so happy we get to spend a week longer at school than every other college! #finalzuntilDec19th #jbu I'm so annoyed we get to spend a week longer at school than every other college! #finalzuntilDec19th #jbu sarcasm {'snum': '409779216104693760-5', 'incongruency': 'explicit'} ? 3133 Best part about my dog is having to clean all of his rolls because he's so fat :) Worst part about my dog is having to clean all of his rolls because he's so fat :) sarcasm {'snum': '392464168747421696-1', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 3134 Best part about my dog is having to clean all of his rolls because he's so fat :) It is annoying that my dog is overweight and I have to clean his fat rolls. sarcasm {'snum': '392464168747421696-2', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 3135 Best part about my dog is having to clean all of his rolls because he's so fat :) Ew. I hate cleaning my dog's fat rolls. sarcasm {'snum': '392464168747421696-3', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 3136 Best part about my dog is having to clean all of his rolls because he's so fat :) My dog is very fat, and I have to clean his fat rolls, which isn't nice. sarcasm {'snum': '392464168747421696-4', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 3137 Love being a forced morning person! #tgif Hate being a forced morning person! #tgif sarcasm {'snum': '386084264443256832-1', 'incongruency': 'explicit'} ? 3138 Love being a forced morning person! #tgif I wish I didn't have to get up in the morning #tgif. sarcasm {'snum': '386084264443256832-2', 'incongruency': 'explicit'} ? 3139 Love being a forced morning person! #tgif Hate being a forced morning person! #tgif sarcasm {'snum': '386084264443256832-3', 'incongruency': 'explicit'} ? 3140 Love being a forced morning person! #tgif I am glad the week is almost over because I desperately need to sleep in. sarcasm {'snum': '386084264443256832-4', 'incongruency': 'explicit'} ? 3141 Love being a forced morning person! #tgif Hate being a forced morning person! #tgif sarcasm {'snum': '386084264443256832-5', 'incongruency': 'explicit'} ? 3142 Man you seem like you really wanna see me, hold on don't get too excited! #whatswrongtonight ? Man you seem like you really don't wanna see me, hold on don't get too unexcited! #whatswrongtonight ? sarcasm {'snum': '397204334200782848-1', 'incongruency': 'explicit'} ? 3143 Man you seem like you really wanna see me, hold on don't get too excited! #whatswrongtonight ? Why don't you want to see me? sarcasm {'snum': '397204334200782848-2', 'incongruency': 'explicit'} ? 3144 Man you seem like you really wanna see me, hold on don't get too excited! #whatswrongtonight ? Man you seem like you don't really want to be around me, hold on please show more excitement! #whatswrongtonight ? sarcasm {'snum': '397204334200782848-3', 'incongruency': 'explicit'} ? 3145 I am so glad to be up this early to work #BlackFriday I am not glad to be up this early to work #BlackFriday sarcasm {'snum': '406384330202558464-1', 'incongruency': 'explicit'} ? 3146 I am so glad to be up this early to work #BlackFriday I hate having to be up this early to work. sarcasm {'snum': '406384330202558464-2', 'incongruency': 'explicit'} ? 3147 I am so glad to be up this early to work #BlackFriday I don't want to work today. sarcasm {'snum': '406384330202558464-3', 'incongruency': 'explicit'} ? 3148 I am so glad to be up this early to work #BlackFriday I wish I didn't have to be up this early to go to work on Black Friday. sarcasm {'snum': '406384330202558464-4', 'incongruency': 'explicit'} ? 3149 I just LOVE spending my only Saturday off with the kids of the community and the police department. I just hate spending my only Saturday off with the kids of the community and the police department. sarcasm {'snum': '386554149460262914-1', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 3150 I just LOVE spending my only Saturday off with the kids of the community and the police department. I dislike spending my Saturday with the kids of the community police department. sarcasm {'snum': '386554149460262914-2', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 3151 I just LOVE spending my only Saturday off with the kids of the community and the police department. I hate spending my only free Saturday with the kids of the community and the police department. sarcasm {'snum': '386554149460262914-3', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 3152 I just LOVE spending my only Saturday off with the kids of the community and the police department. I just hate spending my only Saturday off with the kids of the community and the police department. sarcasm {'snum': '386554149460262914-4', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 3153 I just LOVE spending my only Saturday off with the kids of the community and the police department. I just HATE spending my onlySaturday off with the kids of the community and the police department. sarcasm {'snum': '386554149460262914-5', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 3154 our wonderful, caring MPs have voted to keep the bedroom tax #simplywonderful our terrible, uncaring MPs have voted to keep the bedroom tax #simplyterrible sarcasm {'snum': '400344607960997888-1', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 3155 our wonderful, caring MPs have voted to keep the bedroom tax #simplywonderful They decided to keep the bedroom tax, possibly the dumbest idea in the world. sarcasm {'snum': '400344607960997888-2', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 3156 our wonderful, caring MPs have voted to keep the bedroom tax #simplywonderful I'm frustrated by the bedroom tax and our MPs support of it. sarcasm {'snum': '400344607960997888-3', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 3157 our wonderful, caring MPs have voted to keep the bedroom tax #simplywonderful Our MPs have voted to keep the bedroom tax, which is not a good thing, and shows they don't care about us. sarcasm {'snum': '400344607960997888-4', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 3158 Colorguard is gonna be so jealous of how hawt I look at practice today :) #tooearlytobeup Colorguard isn't gonna be jealous of how bad I look at practice today :) #tooearlytobeup sarcasm {'snum': '383562964722139136-1', 'incongruency': 'explicit'} ? 3159 Colorguard is gonna be so jealous of how hawt I look at practice today :) #tooearlytobeup Everybody at color guard practice is going to think I don't look hot because its too early for me to be awake. sarcasm {'snum': '383562964722139136-2', 'incongruency': 'explicit'} ? 3160 Colorguard is gonna be so jealous of how hawt I look at practice today :) #tooearlytobeup I woke up too early and I'm a mess. sarcasm {'snum': '383562964722139136-3', 'incongruency': 'explicit'} ? 3161 Colorguard is gonna be so jealous of how hawt I look at practice today :) #tooearlytobeup Colorguard is gonna be so jealous of how dirty I look at practice today sarcasm {'snum': '383562964722139136-4', 'incongruency': 'explicit'} ? 3162 Colorguard is gonna be so jealous of how hawt I look at practice today :) #tooearlytobeup Colorguard is going to think I don't look very good this morning because it's so early to be up and ready to go. sarcasm {'snum': '383562964722139136-5', 'incongruency': 'explicit'} ? 3163 my computer chose the perfect time to break my computer chose the worst time to break sarcasm {'snum': '412374620994818048-1', 'incongruency': 'explicit'} ? 3164 my computer chose the perfect time to break My computer broke at the worst time. sarcasm {'snum': '412374620994818048-2', 'incongruency': 'explicit'} ? 3165 my computer chose the perfect time to break My computer couldn't have picked a worse time to break. sarcasm {'snum': '412374620994818048-3', 'incongruency': 'explicit'} ? 3166 my computer chose the perfect time to break my computer chose the wrong time to break. sarcasm {'snum': '412374620994818048-4', 'incongruency': 'explicit'} ? 3167 my computer chose the perfect time to break My computer broke at a very inconvenient time. sarcasm {'snum': '412374620994818048-5', 'incongruency': 'explicit'} ? 3168 Can't wait to see all of the snow pictures on Instagram :) I don't want to see all of the snow pictures on Instagram :) sarcasm {'snum': '410468196219887616-1', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 3169 Can't wait to see all of the snow pictures on Instagram :) I'm not excited to see pictures of snow. sarcasm {'snum': '410468196219887616-2', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 3170 Can't wait to see all of the snow pictures on Instagram :) Uneager to see all of the snow pictures on Instagram sarcasm {'snum': '410468196219887616-3', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 3171 Can't wait to see all of the snow pictures on Instagram :) I don't really want to see all of the snow pictures on Instagram. sarcasm {'snum': '410468196219887616-4', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 3172 I'm just happy I was the only one wearing royal blue yesterday I'm just unhappy I was the only one wearing royal blue yesterday sarcasm {'snum': '407239839437058048-1', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 3173 I'm just happy I was the only one wearing royal blue yesterday I'm unhappy that I was the only one wearing royal blue yesterday. sarcasm {'snum': '407239839437058048-2', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 3174 I'm just happy I was the only one wearing royal blue yesterday I'm so unhappy I wasn't the only one wearing royal blue yesterday sarcasm {'snum': '407239839437058048-3', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 3175 I'm just happy I was the only one wearing royal blue yesterday I'm just annoyed I was the only one wearing royal blue yesterday. sarcasm {'snum': '407239839437058048-4', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 3176 Ready to head home I always enjoy 8 in the morning classes. Ready to head home I always hate 8 in the morning classes sarcasm {'snum': '388676735010480128-1', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 3177 Ready to head home I always enjoy 8 in the morning classes. I hate 8 in the morning classes. sarcasm {'snum': '388676735010480128-2', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 3178 Ready to head home I always enjoy 8 in the morning classes. I'm too sleepy for an early class. sarcasm {'snum': '388676735010480128-3', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 3179 Ready to head home I always enjoy 8 in the morning classes. Ready to head home I've always disliked 8 in the morning classes sarcasm {'snum': '388676735010480128-4', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 3180 Ready to head home I always enjoy 8 in the morning classes. I am ready to go home because I don't like being awake for 8:00 a.m. classes. sarcasm {'snum': '388676735010480128-5', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 3181 Brush my hair and study. Best night ever. #Ironie #Ironia #hehehe. Brush my hair and study. Worst night ever. #Ironie #Ironia #hehehe. sarcasm {'snum': '410202587158573056-1', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 3182 Brush my hair and study. Best night ever. #Ironie #Ironia #hehehe. Brush my hair and study. Worst night ever. sarcasm {'snum': '410202587158573056-2', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 3183 Brush my hair and study. Best night ever. #Ironie #Ironia #hehehe. Brush my hair and study. Worst night ever. #Ironie #Ironia #hehehe. sarcasm {'snum': '410202587158573056-3', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 3184 Brush my hair and study. Best night ever. #Ironie #Ironia #hehehe. Brush my hair and study. WORST night ever. sarcasm {'snum': '410202587158573056-4', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 3185 Brush my hair and study. Best night ever. #Ironie #Ironia #hehehe. Brush my hair and study, what a bad night. sarcasm {'snum': '410202587158573056-5', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 3186 Why am I so photogenic? Why am I so non-photogenic? sarcasm {'snum': '411901945788780544-1', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 3187 Why am I so photogenic? I take terrible pictures sarcasm {'snum': '411901945788780544-2', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 3188 Why am I so photogenic? I take terrible pictures. sarcasm {'snum': '411901945788780544-3', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 3189 Why am I so photogenic? Why am I so unphotogenic? sarcasm {'snum': '411901945788780544-4', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 3190 Why am I so photogenic? Why can't I be more photogenic? sarcasm {'snum': '411901945788780544-5', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 3191 I absolutely love when you fall asleep as I try to text you. I absolutely hate when you fall asleep as I try to text you. sarcasm {'snum': '421901696118177792-1', 'incongruency': 'explicit'} ? 3192 I absolutely love when you fall asleep as I try to text you. I hate that you fall asleep when I try to text you. sarcasm {'snum': '421901696118177792-2', 'incongruency': 'explicit'} ? 3193 I absolutely love when you fall asleep as I try to text you. I hate when you fall asleep when I text you. sarcasm {'snum': '421901696118177792-3', 'incongruency': 'explicit'} ? 3194 I absolutely love when you fall asleep as I try to text you. I absolutely hate when you fall asleep as I try to text you. sarcasm {'snum': '421901696118177792-4', 'incongruency': 'explicit'} ? 3195 I absolutely love when you fall asleep as I try to text you. I absolutely hate it when you fall asleep as I try to text you. sarcasm {'snum': '421901696118177792-5', 'incongruency': 'explicit'} ? 3196 If you snapchat me, you'll be able to see how attractive I look right now. So do it. If you snapchat me, you'll be able to see how unattractive I look right now. So do it. sarcasm {'snum': '383045363390627840-1', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 3197 If you snapchat me, you'll be able to see how attractive I look right now. So do it. If you snapchat me, you will see that I don't look very good right now. So don't do it. sarcasm {'snum': '383045363390627840-2', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 3198 If you snapchat me, you'll be able to see how attractive I look right now. So do it. I look unattractive. Don't snapchat me. sarcasm {'snum': '383045363390627840-3', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 3199 If you snapchat me, you'll be able to see how attractive I look right now. So do it. If you snapchat me, you'll be able to see how undesirable I look right now. So do it. sarcasm {'snum': '383045363390627840-4', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 3200 If you snapchat me, you'll be able to see how attractive I look right now. So do it. If you snapchat me, you'll be able to see how gross I look right now. Please don't do it. sarcasm {'snum': '383045363390627840-5', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 3201 Grease is so great telling girls they should change everything about themselves for a guy Grease is so bad telling girls they should change everything about themselves for a guy sarcasm {'snum': '408101176157020160-1', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 3202 Grease is so great telling girls they should change everything about themselves for a guy Grease is a sexist movie because it tells girls to change themselves for a guy. sarcasm {'snum': '408101176157020160-2', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 3203 Grease is so great telling girls they should change everything about themselves for a guy Grease should stop telling girls they should change everything about themselves for a guy sarcasm {'snum': '408101176157020160-3', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 3204 Grease is so great telling girls they should change everything about themselves for a guy Grease is so stupid telling girls they should change everything about themselves for a guy sarcasm {'snum': '408101176157020160-4', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 3205 Grease is so great telling girls they should change everything about themselves for a guy The movie Grease tells girls they should change everything about themselves for a guy, but they really shouldn't. sarcasm {'snum': '408101176157020160-5', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 3206 Love setting my alarm for 5 am for Monday Tuesday and Wednesday! #killmenow Hate setting my alarm for 5 am for Monday Tuesday and Wednesday! #killmenow sarcasm {'snum': '392007245007167489-1', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 3207 Love setting my alarm for 5 am for Monday Tuesday and Wednesday! #killmenow I hate waking up at 5am on Monday, Tuesday, and Wednesday. sarcasm {'snum': '392007245007167489-2', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 3208 Love setting my alarm for 5 am for Monday Tuesday and Wednesday! #killmenow I hate setting my alarm for 5 am for Monday Tuesday and Wednesday! sarcasm {'snum': '392007245007167489-3', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 3209 Love setting my alarm for 5 am for Monday Tuesday and Wednesday! #killmenow I hate when i must get up in 5 am in Monday, Tuesday and Wednesday sarcasm {'snum': '392007245007167489-4', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 3210 Love setting my alarm for 5 am for Monday Tuesday and Wednesday! #killmenow I hate setting my alarm for 5 am on Monday, Tuesday, and Wednesday! #wishIcouldsleepin sarcasm {'snum': '392007245007167489-5', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 3211 My profile picture is so beautiful. My profile picture is so ugly. sarcasm {'snum': '404305561027506176-1', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 3212 My profile picture is so beautiful. My profile picture is not cute. sarcasm {'snum': '404305561027506176-2', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 3213 My profile picture is so beautiful. I don't like my profile picture. sarcasm {'snum': '404305561027506176-3', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 3214 My profile picture is so beautiful. My profile picture is gross. sarcasm {'snum': '404305561027506176-4', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 3215 My profile picture is so beautiful. My profile picture is so ugly. sarcasm {'snum': '404305561027506176-5', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 3216 Another exciting lesson in French!!! Wooooooooooop Another unexciting lesson in French!!! Wooooooooooop sarcasm {'snum': '379941453189091328-1', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 3217 Another exciting lesson in French!!! Wooooooooooop I dislike my French class because it is boring. sarcasm {'snum': '379941453189091328-2', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 3218 Another exciting lesson in French!!! Wooooooooooop French class is boring. sarcasm {'snum': '379941453189091328-3', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 3219 Another exciting lesson in French!!! Wooooooooooop Another boring lesson in French!!! Wooooooooooop sarcasm {'snum': '379941453189091328-4', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 3220 Another exciting lesson in French!!! Wooooooooooop These French lessons are not very exciting, and I'm not happy about it. sarcasm {'snum': '379941453189091328-5', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 3221 He is the pinnacle of male evolution. #TwoAndAHalfMen He isn't the pinnacle of male evolution. #TwoAndAHalfMen sarcasm {'snum': '390652472131608576-1', 'incongruency': 'explicit'} ? 3222 He is the pinnacle of male evolution. #TwoAndAHalfMen He is not a good looking man. sarcasm {'snum': '390652472131608576-2', 'incongruency': 'explicit'} ? 3223 He is the pinnacle of male evolution. #TwoAndAHalfMen He is not the pinnacle of male evolution sarcasm {'snum': '390652472131608576-3', 'incongruency': 'explicit'} ? 3224 He is the pinnacle of male evolution. #TwoAndAHalfMen He is the base of male evolution. #TwoAndAHalfMen sarcasm {'snum': '390652472131608576-4', 'incongruency': 'explicit'} ? 3225 He is the pinnacle of male evolution. #TwoAndAHalfMen He is exactly what's wrong with male evolution. #TwoAndAHalfMen sarcasm {'snum': '390652472131608576-5', 'incongruency': 'explicit'} ? 3226 Yayyyyy it's 16 degrees in Birmingham right now Booooo it's 16 degrees in Birmingham right now sarcasm {'snum': '420381114197229568-1', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 3227 Yayyyyy it's 16 degrees in Birmingham right now I hate that it's 16 degrees in Birmingham right now sarcasm {'snum': '420381114197229568-2', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 3228 Yayyyyy it's 16 degrees in Birmingham right now It needs to be warmer. sarcasm {'snum': '420381114197229568-3', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 3229 Yayyyyy it's 16 degrees in Birmingham right now Awful, it's 16 degrees in Birmingham right now sarcasm {'snum': '420381114197229568-4', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 3230 Yayyyyy it's 16 degrees in Birmingham right now Oh yuck it's 16 degrees in Birmingham right now. sarcasm {'snum': '420381114197229568-5', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 3231 My twitter feed consists of the most enlightened people. My twitter feed doesn't consist of the most enlightened people. sarcasm {'snum': '389134428875673600-1', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 3232 My twitter feed consists of the most enlightened people. My twitter feed consists of the most stupid people. sarcasm {'snum': '389134428875673600-2', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 3233 My twitter feed consists of the most enlightened people. My twitter feed consists of the least enlightened people sarcasm {'snum': '389134428875673600-3', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 3234 My twitter feed consists of the most enlightened people. My twitter feed is full of unintelligent, naive people. sarcasm {'snum': '389134428875673600-4', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 3235 My twitter feed consists of the most enlightened people. My twitter feed consists of the most ignorant people. sarcasm {'snum': '389134428875673600-5', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 3236 "I'm SO glad my ""friends"" can hit me up." "I'm SO sad that my so-called ""friends"" don't hesitate to hit me up." sarcasm {'snum': '379099804099686400-1', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 3237 "I'm SO glad my ""friends"" can hit me up." I wish my friends would hit my up. sarcasm {'snum': '379099804099686400-2', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 3238 "I'm SO glad my ""friends"" can hit me up." "I'm SO not glad my ""friends"" can hit me up." sarcasm {'snum': '379099804099686400-3', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 3239 "I'm SO glad my ""friends"" can hit me up." It frustrates me that there are people in my life who pretend to be my friend so that they can take advantage of me by getting me to help them with stuff. sarcasm {'snum': '379099804099686400-4', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 3240 Hahahaha you're so funny like I can't take it Hahahaha you're so not-funny it's impossible for me to to take it sarcasm {'snum': '379062655782109184-1', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 3241 Hahahaha you're so funny like I can't take it Hahahaha you're so not funny like I can't take it sarcasm {'snum': '379062655782109184-2', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 3242 Hahahaha you're so funny like I can't take it You're not very funny. sarcasm {'snum': '379062655782109184-3', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 3243 Hahahaha you're so funny like I can't take it You're not funny at all. sarcasm {'snum': '379062655782109184-4', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 3244 Hahahaha you're so funny like I can't take it you're not very funny sarcasm {'snum': '379062655782109184-5', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 3245 Women only make up 50% of the population why would you expect them to hold more than 5% of positions in a Liberal Cabinet? #AusPol Because women make up 50% of the population, wouldn't it be reasonable to expect them to hold more than 5% of positions in a Liberal Cabinet? sarcasm {'snum': '379208081558609920-1', 'incongruency': 'explicit'} ? 3246 Women only make up 50% of the population why would you expect them to hold more than 5% of positions in a Liberal Cabinet? #AusPol It isn't right that women, as 50% of the population, hold only 5% of the position in a Liberal Cabinet. sarcasm {'snum': '379208081558609920-2', 'incongruency': 'explicit'} ? 3247 Women only make up 50% of the population why would you expect them to hold more than 5% of positions in a Liberal Cabinet? #AusPol Women make up 50% of the population. They should hold more than 5% of the positions in a Liberal Cabinet. sarcasm {'snum': '379208081558609920-3', 'incongruency': 'explicit'} ? 3248 Women only make up 50% of the population why would you expect them to hold more than 5% of positions in a Liberal Cabinet? #AusPol Women are not properly represented in government. sarcasm {'snum': '379208081558609920-4', 'incongruency': 'explicit'} ? 3249 Women only make up 50% of the population why would you expect them to hold more than 5% of positions in a Liberal Cabinet? #AusPol Women only make up 50% of the population why wouldn't you expect them to hold more than 5% of positions in a Liberal Cabinet? #AusPol sarcasm {'snum': '379208081558609920-5', 'incongruency': 'explicit'} ? 3250 Do you want to make money from Facebook? It's easy. Just go to your Account Setting, Deactivate your account, and Go To Work! Do you want to make money from Facebook? It's not easy. Unless you go to your Account Setting, Deactivate your account, and Go get a job! sarcasm {'snum': '385843461578326017-1', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 3251 Do you want to make money from Facebook? It's easy. Just go to your Account Setting, Deactivate your account, and Go To Work! If you go to work instead of spending time on Facebook, you'll make money. sarcasm {'snum': '385843461578326017-2', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 3252 Do you want to make money from Facebook? It's easy. Just go to your Account Setting, Deactivate your account, and Go To Work! You can't make any money when you're messing around on Facebook all the time. sarcasm {'snum': '385843461578326017-3', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 3253 It's a great feeling when you wake up to no power! It's a terrible feeling when you wake up to no power! sarcasm {'snum': '379040192847282177-1', 'incongruency': 'explicit'} ? 3254 It's a great feeling when you wake up to no power! I don't like waking up to the feeling of having no power. sarcasm {'snum': '379040192847282177-2', 'incongruency': 'explicit'} ? 3255 It's a great feeling when you wake up to no power! It's a horrible feeling when you wake up to no power! sarcasm {'snum': '379040192847282177-3', 'incongruency': 'explicit'} ? 3256 It's a great feeling when you wake up to no power! It's horrible to wake up to no power. sarcasm {'snum': '379040192847282177-4', 'incongruency': 'explicit'} ? 3257 It's a great feeling when you wake up to no power! I hate it when I wake up to no power sarcasm {'snum': '379040192847282177-5', 'incongruency': 'explicit'} ? 3258 I just finished the avengers! I can't believe how much captain America looks like me! #ineedtoloseweight I just finished watching the Avengers. I thought Captain America looked overweight, and I, too, feel that I am overweight. sarcasm {'snum': '379098139208470528-1', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 3259 I just finished the avengers! I can't believe how much captain America looks like me! #ineedtoloseweight I just finished the avengers! I can't believe how much captain America does not look like me! I'm overweight. sarcasm {'snum': '379098139208470528-2', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 3260 I just finished the avengers! I can't believe how much captain America looks like me! #ineedtoloseweight I just finished The Avengers! I wish I looked like Captain America. I need to lose weight. sarcasm {'snum': '379098139208470528-3', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 3261 I just finished the avengers! I can't believe how much captain America looks like me! #ineedtoloseweight I just finished the avengers! I can't believe how little captain America looks like me! #ineedtoloseweight sarcasm {'snum': '379098139208470528-4', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 3262 I just finished the avengers! I can't believe how much captain America looks like me! #ineedtoloseweight I just finished the avengers! I can't believe how much fatter than captain America I am! sarcasm {'snum': '379098139208470528-5', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 3263 ToUser Please continue to tweet every single thought that runs through your head. We're all dying to know. @User Please stop tweeting every single thought that runs through your head. We're all disinterested in knowing your opinions. sarcasm {'snum': '379026491582853120-1', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 3264 ToUser Please continue to tweet every single thought that runs through your head. We're all dying to know. We have no interest in your every thought and wish you would stop tweeting so often. sarcasm {'snum': '379026491582853120-2', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 3265 ToUser Please continue to tweet every single thought that runs through your head. We're all dying to know. Please stop tweeting every single thought that runs through your head. We don't want to know. sarcasm {'snum': '379026491582853120-3', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 3266 ToUser Please continue to tweet every single thought that runs through your head. We're all dying to know. You are over-sharing on twitter. sarcasm {'snum': '379026491582853120-4', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 3267 ToUser Please continue to tweet every single thought that runs through your head. We're all dying to know. @User Please don't continue to tweet every single thought that runs through your head. We're all are not dying to know. sarcasm {'snum': '379026491582853120-5', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 3268 ToUser at least you saw the best of the game #notreally @User You didn't see the best of the game. sarcasm {'snum': '378967882971242496-1', 'incongruency': 'explicit'} ? 3269 ToUser at least you saw the best of the game #notreally You should have seen the game. sarcasm {'snum': '378967882971242496-2', 'incongruency': 'explicit'} ? 3270 ToUser at least you saw the best of the game #notreally @User you saw the worst of the game #foreal sarcasm {'snum': '378967882971242496-3', 'incongruency': 'explicit'} ? 3271 ToUser at least you saw the best of the game #notreally You missed the best part of the game. sarcasm {'snum': '378967882971242496-4', 'incongruency': 'explicit'} ? 3272 ToUser at least you saw the best of the game #notreally @User too bad you didn't see the best of the game sarcasm {'snum': '378967882971242496-5', 'incongruency': 'explicit'} ? 3273 ToUser Just wait until college... Then the REAL fun begins. :P @User Just wait until college... Then the coursework will be more challenging. sarcasm {'snum': '379123756171399168-1', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 3274 ToUser Just wait until college... Then the REAL fun begins. :P Just wait until college... then things get even worse. sarcasm {'snum': '379123756171399168-2', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 3275 ToUser Just wait until college... Then the REAL fun begins. :P Just wait until college...it is not easy. sarcasm {'snum': '379123756171399168-3', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 3276 ToUser Just wait until college... Then the REAL fun begins. :P Just wait until college. That's when it's really not fun. sarcasm {'snum': '379123756171399168-4', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 3277 ToUser Just wait until college... Then the REAL fun begins. :P College is not realy fun. sarcasm {'snum': '379123756171399168-5', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 3278 Nothing better than not being able to sleep I don't like that I am not able to sleep. sarcasm {'snum': '379064722358018048-1', 'incongruency': 'explicit'} ? 3279 Nothing better than not being able to sleep Not being able to sleep is bad sarcasm {'snum': '379064722358018048-2', 'incongruency': 'explicit'} ? 3280 Nothing better than not being able to sleep Nothing worse than not being able to sleep sarcasm {'snum': '379064722358018048-3', 'incongruency': 'explicit'} ? 3281 Nothing better than not being able to sleep Noting worse than not being able to sleep. sarcasm {'snum': '379064722358018048-4', 'incongruency': 'explicit'} ? 3282 Nothing better than not being able to sleep Nothing worse than not being able to sleep sarcasm {'snum': '379064722358018048-5', 'incongruency': 'explicit'} ? 3283 Sleep deprivation is the best I suffer from sleep deprivation and its not fun sarcasm {'snum': '379028220453978114-1', 'incongruency': 'explicit'} ? 3284 Sleep deprivation is the best Sleep deprivation is the worst sarcasm {'snum': '379028220453978114-2', 'incongruency': 'explicit'} ? 3285 Sleep deprivation is the best Sleep deprivation is horrible. sarcasm {'snum': '379028220453978114-3', 'incongruency': 'explicit'} ? 3286 Sleep deprivation is the best Sleep deprivation is terrible. sarcasm {'snum': '379028220453978114-4', 'incongruency': 'explicit'} ? 3287 Sleep deprivation is the best Sleep deprivation is a very bad feeling. sarcasm {'snum': '379028220453978114-5', 'incongruency': 'explicit'} ? 3288 Thanks for bringing me that water bug, Mini. Appreciate it. I do not appreciate you bringing me that water bug, Mini. sarcasm {'snum': '379075051473354752-1', 'incongruency': 'explicit'} ? 3289 Thanks for bringing me that water bug, Mini. Appreciate it. I really wish you hadn't brought me that water bug, Mini. sarcasm {'snum': '379075051473354752-2', 'incongruency': 'explicit'} ? 3290 Thanks for bringing me that water bug, Mini. Appreciate it. I wish you didn't bring me that water bug, Mini. I don't appreciate it. sarcasm {'snum': '379075051473354752-3', 'incongruency': 'explicit'} ? 3291 Thanks for bringing me that water bug, Mini. Appreciate it. Thanks for bringing me that water bug, Mini. Hate it. sarcasm {'snum': '379075051473354752-4', 'incongruency': 'explicit'} ? 3292 Thanks for bringing me that water bug, Mini. Appreciate it. No Thanks for bringing me that water bug, Mini. Appreciate it. sarcasm {'snum': '379075051473354752-5', 'incongruency': 'explicit'} ? 3293 maths first tomorrow, great way to start the day maths first tomorrow, horrible way to start the day sarcasm {'snum': '407607107962150912-1', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 3294 maths first tomorrow, great way to start the day maths first tomorrow, awful way to start the day sarcasm {'snum': '407607107962150912-2', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 3295 maths first tomorrow, great way to start the day maths first tomorrow, a bad way to start the day sarcasm {'snum': '407607107962150912-3', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 3296 maths first tomorrow, great way to start the day I don't like math class in the morning. sarcasm {'snum': '407607107962150912-4', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 3297 maths first tomorrow, great way to start the day I wish I didn't have maths first thing in the morning. sarcasm {'snum': '407607107962150912-5', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 3298 Well.. that wasn't awkward or anything. Well.. that was awkward. sarcasm {'snum': '379058549055586305-1', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 3299 Well.. that wasn't awkward or anything. Well.. that was really awkward. sarcasm {'snum': '379058549055586305-2', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 3300 Well.. that wasn't awkward or anything. That was awkward. sarcasm {'snum': '379058549055586305-3', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 3301 Well.. that wasn't awkward or anything. That was awkward. sarcasm {'snum': '379058549055586305-4', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 3302 Well.. that wasn't awkward or anything. Well.. that was awkward sarcasm {'snum': '379058549055586305-5', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 3303 Here comes my favorite part of the month Here comes the part of the month I hate sarcasm {'snum': '398684393486565376-1', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 3304 Here comes my favorite part of the month Here comes my least favorite part of the month sarcasm {'snum': '398684393486565376-2', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 3305 Here comes my favorite part of the month I dislike this time of month. sarcasm {'snum': '398684393486565376-3', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 3306 Here comes my favorite part of the month I am not looking forward to this part of the month. sarcasm {'snum': '398684393486565376-4', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 3307 Here comes my favorite part of the month I am not looking forward to this part of the month sarcasm {'snum': '398684393486565376-5', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 3308 German is a country that respects human rights and chose you to be a clown because you're short! #ArabsGotTalen Germany is a country that disrespects human rights and chose you to be a clown because you're short! sarcasm {'snum': '378963629334593536-1', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 3309 German is a country that respects human rights and chose you to be a clown because you're short! #ArabsGotTalen I think the German people are very rude and don't respect human rights. sarcasm {'snum': '378963629334593536-2', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 3310 German is a country that respects human rights and chose you to be a clown because you're short! #ArabsGotTalen Germany is a country that doesn't respect human rights and chose you to be a clown because you're short! sarcasm {'snum': '378963629334593536-3', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 3311 German is a country that respects human rights and chose you to be a clown because you're short! #ArabsGotTalen German is a country that doesn't respect human rights and chose you to be a clown because you're short! #ArabsGotTalen sarcasm {'snum': '378963629334593536-4', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 3312 German is a country that respects human rights and chose you to be a clown because you're short! #ArabsGotTalen German is not a country that respects human rights and chose you to be a clown because you're short! #ArabsGotTalen sarcasm {'snum': '378963629334593536-5', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 3313 Migraine and bruised knuckles, because I'm a thug. #klutz #iceit Migraine and bruised knuckles, because I'm a wimp. sarcasm {'snum': '379082605192159232-1', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 3314 Migraine and bruised knuckles, because I'm a thug. #klutz #iceit Miraine and bruised knuckles because I'm a klutz. sarcasm {'snum': '379082605192159232-2', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 3315 Migraine and bruised knuckles, because I'm a thug. #klutz #iceit Migraine and bruised knuckles, because I'm a klutz. #klutz #iceit sarcasm {'snum': '379082605192159232-3', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 3316 So happy the wife beater beat a man #fuckyoumayweather So mad the wife beater beat a man and not just women. sarcasm {'snum': '379115862868762624-1', 'incongruency': 'explicit'} ? 3317 So happy the wife beater beat a man #fuckyoumayweather I hate that a wife beater beat a man. sarcasm {'snum': '379115862868762624-2', 'incongruency': 'explicit'} ? 3318 So happy the wife beater beat a man #fuckyoumayweather So sad the wife beater beat a man #fuckyoumayweather sarcasm {'snum': '379115862868762624-3', 'incongruency': 'explicit'} ? 3319 So happy the wife beater beat a man #fuckyoumayweather not happy the wife beater beat a man #fuckyoumayweather sarcasm {'snum': '379115862868762624-4', 'incongruency': 'explicit'} ? 3320 Spending my day off painting a bathroom. Buzzing. Spending my day off painting a bathroom. Horrible. sarcasm {'snum': '379204601289117696-1', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 3321 Spending my day off painting a bathroom. Buzzing. I hate spending my day off painting a bathroom. sarcasm {'snum': '379204601289117696-2', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 3322 Spending my day off painting a bathroom. Buzzing. I am not happy that I am spending my day off painting a bathroom. sarcasm {'snum': '379204601289117696-3', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 3323 Spending my day off painting a bathroom. Buzzing. Spending my day off painting a bathroom. Boring. sarcasm {'snum': '379204601289117696-4', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 3324 Spending my day off painting a bathroom. Buzzing. Spending my day off painting a bathroom. This is boring. sarcasm {'snum': '379204601289117696-5', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 3325 Car fixed = Christmas money gone :-/ #brilliant It cost so much to get my car fixed my Christmas money is gone. sarcasm {'snum': '416882833232510976-1', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 3326 Car fixed = Christmas money gone :-/ #brilliant I had my car fixed, so now I have no Christmas money. sarcasm {'snum': '416882833232510976-2', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 3327 Car fixed = Christmas money gone :-/ #brilliant Car fixed, but my Christmas money is gone. This is terrible. sarcasm {'snum': '416882833232510976-3', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 3328 Car fixed = Christmas money gone :-/ #brilliant The money I saved for Christmas was spent on my car repair. sarcasm {'snum': '416882833232510976-4', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 3329 Car fixed = Christmas money gone :-/ #brilliant Car fixed = Christmas money gone :-/ #notbrilliant sarcasm {'snum': '416882833232510976-5', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 3330 Nice to know you didn't change your view of me I am mad that you didn't change your view of me sarcasm {'snum': '378959945636794368-1', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 3331 Nice to know you didn't change your view of me Hate that you didn't change your view of me. sarcasm {'snum': '378959945636794368-2', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 3332 Nice to know you didn't change your view of me Wish you could see me for who I really am sarcasm {'snum': '378959945636794368-3', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 3333 Nice to know you didn't change your view of me I wished you would change your view of me. sarcasm {'snum': '378959945636794368-4', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 3334 Nice to know you didn't change your view of me Not Nice to know you didn't change your view of me sarcasm {'snum': '378959945636794368-5', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 3335 ToUser that first turn separates the cars too much on this track regardless of the follow car's power #bestdesignever #fdtx that first turn separates the cars too much on this track regardless of the follow car's power. Worst design ever. sarcasm {'snum': '379007640275140608-1', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 3336 ToUser that first turn separates the cars too much on this track regardless of the follow car's power #bestdesignever #fdtx The designer of this track made it so that the first turn separates the lead car and the follow car every time, regardless of power. sarcasm {'snum': '379007640275140608-2', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 3337 ToUser that first turn separates the cars too much on this track regardless of the follow car's power #bestdesignever #fdtx That first turn separates the cars too much on this track regardless of the follow car's power. This is the worst design. sarcasm {'snum': '379007640275140608-3', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 3338 ToUser that first turn separates the cars too much on this track regardless of the follow car's power #bestdesignever #fdtx @User that first turn separates the cars too much on this track regardless of the follow car's power #notthebestdesignever #fdtx sarcasm {'snum': '379007640275140608-4', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 3339 Already looking forward to going back to work tomorrow.... be brilliant atmosphere and sure the cohort will pick up on it Already dreading going back to work tomorrow.... be horrible atmosphere and sure the cohort will pick up on it sarcasm {'snum': '386761924676829185-1', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 3340 Already looking forward to going back to work tomorrow.... be brilliant atmosphere and sure the cohort will pick up on it I wish I didn't have to go back to work tomorrow. The cohort doesn't pick up on things. sarcasm {'snum': '386761924676829185-2', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 3341 Already looking forward to going back to work tomorrow.... be brilliant atmosphere and sure the cohort will pick up on it Already dreading going back to work tomorrow...miserable atmosphere and sure the cohorts will pick up on it sarcasm {'snum': '386761924676829185-3', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 3342 Already looking forward to going back to work tomorrow.... be brilliant atmosphere and sure the cohort will pick up on it Already not looking forward to going back to work tomorrow.... not be brilliant atmosphere and sure the cohort will pick up on it sarcasm {'snum': '386761924676829185-4', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 3343 No im not mad at you at all Yes I'm very mad at you sarcasm {'snum': '419352622764949504-1', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 3344 No im not mad at you at all Yes i'm quite mad at you sarcasm {'snum': '419352622764949504-2', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 3345 No im not mad at you at all I'm mad at you. sarcasm {'snum': '419352622764949504-3', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 3346 No im not mad at you at all I am mad at you. sarcasm {'snum': '419352622764949504-4', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 3347 No im not mad at you at all I am really mad at you sarcasm {'snum': '419352622764949504-5', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 3348 - Lol. What A Sweet GM Text Kayeee Sent Me. . Lol. What A mean GM Text Kayeee Sent Me. . sarcasm {'snum': '405755531840991232-1', 'incongruency': 'explicit'} ? 3349 - Lol. What A Sweet GM Text Kayeee Sent Me. . Kayeee sent me an awful GM text. sarcasm {'snum': '405755531840991232-2', 'incongruency': 'explicit'} ? 3350 - Lol. What A Sweet GM Text Kayeee Sent Me. . What a nasty GM text Kayeee sent me... sarcasm {'snum': '405755531840991232-3', 'incongruency': 'explicit'} ? 3351 - Lol. What A Sweet GM Text Kayeee Sent Me. . - Lol. What A mean GM Text Kayeee Sent Me. . sarcasm {'snum': '405755531840991232-4', 'incongruency': 'explicit'} ? 3352 - Lol. What A Sweet GM Text Kayeee Sent Me. . What a nasty GM text Kayee sent me. sarcasm {'snum': '405755531840991232-5', 'incongruency': 'explicit'} ? 3353 ToUser ToUser ToUser Everything will be better when Hughton has more money to spend in January Everything will be worse when Hughton has more money to spend in January sarcasm {'snum': '379022570676563968-1', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 3354 ToUser ToUser ToUser Everything will be better when Hughton has more money to spend in January Everything will be worse when Hughton has more money to spend in January. sarcasm {'snum': '379022570676563968-2', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 3355 ToUser ToUser ToUser Everything will be better when Hughton has more money to spend in January @User @User @User Everything will get worse when Hughton has more money to spend in January sarcasm {'snum': '379022570676563968-3', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 3356 ToUser ToUser ToUser Everything will be better when Hughton has more money to spend in January Nothing will be better when Hughton has more money to spend in January. sarcasm {'snum': '379022570676563968-4', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 3357 ToUser ToUser ToUser Everything will be better when Hughton has more money to spend in January @User @User @User Nothing will be better when Hughton has more money to spend in January sarcasm {'snum': '379022570676563968-5', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 3358 I remember when I used to talk smack to kids that were 15 and I was 18 good ol days! #youknowwhoyouare I remember when I used to talk smack to kids that were 15 and I was 18 regretful days! sarcasm {'snum': '379066194508005377-1', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 3359 I remember when I used to talk smack to kids that were 15 and I was 18 good ol days! #youknowwhoyouare I wish you wouldn't talk smack to kids that were 15 when you're 18. sarcasm {'snum': '379066194508005377-2', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 3360 I remember when I used to talk smack to kids that were 15 and I was 18 good ol days! #youknowwhoyouare I don't remember talking smack to 15 year olds when I was 18. sarcasm {'snum': '379066194508005377-3', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 3361 I remember when I used to talk smack to kids that were 15 and I was 18 good ol days! #youknowwhoyouare I remember when I used to talk smack to kids that were 15 and I was 18 not good ol days! #youknowwhoyouare sarcasm {'snum': '379066194508005377-4', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 3362 Nick Saban just called the football field a triangle. #genius #BAMAvsTAMU Nick Saban just called the football field a triangle. Idiot sarcasm {'snum': '378966501572612096-1', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 3363 Nick Saban just called the football field a triangle. #genius #BAMAvsTAMU Nick Saban is stupid for calling a football field a triangle. sarcasm {'snum': '378966501572612096-2', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 3364 Nick Saban just called the football field a triangle. #genius #BAMAvsTAMU Nick Saban just called the football field a triangle. He's an idiot. sarcasm {'snum': '378966501572612096-3', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 3365 Nick Saban just called the football field a triangle. #genius #BAMAvsTAMU Nick Saban is not smart. sarcasm {'snum': '378966501572612096-4', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 3366 Nick Saban just called the football field a triangle. #genius #BAMAvsTAMU Nick Saban just called the football field a triangle. #notgenius #BAMAvsTAMU sarcasm {'snum': '378966501572612096-5', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 3367 at my peak of uglyness and cara isnt helping by loading beautiful pictures of us all at my peak of uglyness and cara isnt helping by loading ugly pictures of us all sarcasm {'snum': '379018851364925440-1', 'incongruency': 'explicit'} ? 3368 at my peak of uglyness and cara isnt helping by loading beautiful pictures of us all Cara is posting ugly photos of us all. sarcasm {'snum': '379018851364925440-2', 'incongruency': 'explicit'} ? 3369 at my peak of uglyness and cara isnt helping by loading beautiful pictures of us all at my peak of uglyness and cara isn't helping by loading ugly pictures of us all sarcasm {'snum': '379018851364925440-3', 'incongruency': 'explicit'} ? 3370 at my peak of uglyness and cara isnt helping by loading beautiful pictures of us all I look so ugly and cara isn't helping by loading ugly pictures of us all. sarcasm {'snum': '379018851364925440-4', 'incongruency': 'explicit'} ? 3371 ToUser The Oxygen Network and all green units for gout awareness! The Oxygen Network cares little for gout awareness. sarcasm {'snum': '378947132591329280-1', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 3372 ToUser The Oxygen Network and all green units for gout awareness! The things presented on this channel are very unhealthy for you. sarcasm {'snum': '378947132591329280-2', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 3373 ToUser how dare you have an individual opinion that may not be what others want to hear! #keepbeingyou Glad you have an individual opinion that may not be what others want to hear! sarcasm {'snum': '379009530220539904-1', 'incongruency': 'explicit'} ? 3374 ToUser how dare you have an individual opinion that may not be what others want to hear! #keepbeingyou @User I'm glad that you have expressed an individual opinion that may not be what others want to hear! #keepbeingyou sarcasm {'snum': '379009530220539904-2', 'incongruency': 'explicit'} ? 3375 ToUser how dare you have an individual opinion that may not be what others want to hear! #keepbeingyou You can have an individual opinion that may not be what others want to hear. sarcasm {'snum': '379009530220539904-3', 'incongruency': 'explicit'} ? 3376 ToUser how dare you have an individual opinion that may not be what others want to hear! #keepbeingyou People do not appreciate differing opinions. sarcasm {'snum': '379009530220539904-4', 'incongruency': 'explicit'} ? 3377 Real good friend, A+ to you ? Real bad friend, F to you. sarcasm {'snum': '387193717482065920-1', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 3378 Real good friend, A+ to you ? Real bad friend. F to you. sarcasm {'snum': '387193717482065920-2', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 3379 Real good friend, A+ to you ? You're not being a good friend. sarcasm {'snum': '387193717482065920-3', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 3380 Real good friend, A+ to you ? Bad friend, F to you sarcasm {'snum': '387193717482065920-4', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 3381 ToUser NFL is back! No ones got time for NASCAR! NFL is back! People prefer the NFL to NASCAR sarcasm {'snum': '379062343566520320-1', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 3382 ToUser NFL is back! No ones got time for NASCAR! Now I have to juggle the NFL and NASCAR. sarcasm {'snum': '379062343566520320-2', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 3383 ToUser NFL is back! No ones got time for NASCAR! I'm glad the NFL season has started. sarcasm {'snum': '379062343566520320-3', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 3384 It's so pleasant in the Devonport ferry building with all these screaming children. It's so annoying in the Devonport ferry building with all these screaming children. sarcasm {'snum': '379058268120678401-1', 'incongruency': 'explicit'} ? 3385 It's so pleasant in the Devonport ferry building with all these screaming children. It's really unpleasant in the Devonport ferry building with all these screaming children. sarcasm {'snum': '379058268120678401-2', 'incongruency': 'explicit'} ? 3386 It's so pleasant in the Devonport ferry building with all these screaming children. It's not very pleasant in the Devonport ferry building with all these screaming children. sarcasm {'snum': '379058268120678401-3', 'incongruency': 'explicit'} ? 3387 It's so pleasant in the Devonport ferry building with all these screaming children. It's not pleasant in the Devonport ferry building with all these screaming children. sarcasm {'snum': '379058268120678401-4', 'incongruency': 'explicit'} ? 3388 It's so pleasant in the Devonport ferry building with all these screaming children. It's so unpleasant in the Devonport ferry building with all these screaming children. sarcasm {'snum': '379058268120678401-5', 'incongruency': 'explicit'} ? 3389 i'm feeling so happy gosh never felt this way before :D ... i'm feeling so sad gosh always feel this way. sarcasm {'snum': '402485037884379136-1', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 3390 i'm feeling so happy gosh never felt this way before :D ... I'm feeling so unhappy. sarcasm {'snum': '402485037884379136-2', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 3391 i'm feeling so happy gosh never felt this way before :D ... I'm feeling so sad. I've never felt this way before. sarcasm {'snum': '402485037884379136-3', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 3392 i'm feeling so happy gosh never felt this way before :D ... i'm feeling so unhappy gosh never felt this way before :D ... sarcasm {'snum': '402485037884379136-4', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 3393 i'm feeling so happy gosh never felt this way before :D ... I'm feeling so unhappy i have never felt this way before :(... sarcasm {'snum': '402485037884379136-5', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 3394 My cat is expanding intellectually as she reads Paradise Lost. http://t.co/8nnpPctQEv My cat is getting dumber as she reads Paradise Lost. sarcasm {'snum': '408819062039674880-1', 'incongruency': 'explicit'} ? 3395 My cat is expanding intellectually as she reads Paradise Lost. http://t.co/8nnpPctQEv My cat is annoying me. sarcasm {'snum': '408819062039674880-2', 'incongruency': 'explicit'} ? 3396 My cat is expanding intellectually as she reads Paradise Lost. http://t.co/8nnpPctQEv My cat is in the way of my book. sarcasm {'snum': '408819062039674880-3', 'incongruency': 'explicit'} ? 3397 My cat is expanding intellectually as she reads Paradise Lost. http://t.co/8nnpPctQEv My cat looks like she's reading, but she's not. sarcasm {'snum': '408819062039674880-4', 'incongruency': 'explicit'} ? 3398 My cat is expanding intellectually as she reads Paradise Lost. http://t.co/8nnpPctQEv My cat is not expanding intellectually as she reads Paradise Lost. http://t.co/8nnpPctQEv sarcasm {'snum': '408819062039674880-5', 'incongruency': 'explicit'} ? 3399 Arsenal stay top of the league thanks to that Everton win #Crisis #afc Arsenal stay bad thanks to that Everton win sarcasm {'snum': '378947719525826560-1', 'incongruency': 'explicit'} ? 3400 Arsenal stay top of the league thanks to that Everton win #Crisis #afc Arsenal is still at the top of the league because Everton lost. sarcasm {'snum': '378947719525826560-2', 'incongruency': 'explicit'} ? 3401 Arsenal stay top of the league thanks to that Everton win #Crisis #afc The other team's performance will affect rankings. sarcasm {'snum': '378947719525826560-3', 'incongruency': 'explicit'} ? 3402 Arsenal stay top of the league thanks to that Everton win #Crisis #afc Arsenal stay top of the league no thanks to that Everton win #Crisis #afc sarcasm {'snum': '378947719525826560-4', 'incongruency': 'explicit'} ? 3403 home alone, hungry, doing laundry, and washing dishes lol #dopesaturday home alone, hungry, doing laundry, and washing dishes. What a boring Saturday. sarcasm {'snum': '379006339327852545-1', 'incongruency': 'explicit'} ? 3404 home alone, hungry, doing laundry, and washing dishes lol #dopesaturday Home alone, hungry, doing laundry, and washing dishes is awful. sarcasm {'snum': '379006339327852545-2', 'incongruency': 'explicit'} ? 3405 home alone, hungry, doing laundry, and washing dishes lol #dopesaturday I'm home alone, hungry, doing laundry, and washing dishes. This is a boring Saturday. sarcasm {'snum': '379006339327852545-3', 'incongruency': 'explicit'} ? 3406 home alone, hungry, doing laundry, and washing dishes lol #dopesaturday home alone, hungry, doing laundry, and washing dishes lol #notdopesaturday sarcasm {'snum': '379006339327852545-4', 'incongruency': 'explicit'} ? 3407 home alone, hungry, doing laundry, and washing dishes lol #dopesaturday I'm home alone, hungry, doing laundry, and washing dishes. What a boring Saturday. sarcasm {'snum': '379006339327852545-5', 'incongruency': 'explicit'} ? 3408 #crocs arent all that bad. Honest to God They have quite a variety. Try saying that without sounding Crocs are all that bad. They have no variety. sarcasm {'snum': '390173747157536768-1', 'incongruency': 'explicit'} ? 3409 #crocs arent all that bad. Honest to God They have quite a variety. Try saying that without sounding Crocs are very ugly shoes. sarcasm {'snum': '390173747157536768-2', 'incongruency': 'explicit'} ? 3410 #crocs arent all that bad. Honest to God They have quite a variety. Try saying that without sounding Crocs are awful even if they have variety. sarcasm {'snum': '390173747157536768-3', 'incongruency': 'explicit'} ? 3411 #crocs arent all that bad. Honest to God They have quite a variety. Try saying that without sounding Crocs are terrible. They all look the same. sarcasm {'snum': '390173747157536768-4', 'incongruency': 'explicit'} ? 3412 #crocs arent all that bad. Honest to God They have quite a variety. Try saying that without sounding "#crocs are that bad. Honest to God They have quite a variety."" Try saying that without sounding" sarcasm {'snum': '390173747157536768-5', 'incongruency': 'explicit'} ? 3413 So much intellectual conversation going on right now I may have to join Mensa after this So much stupid conversation going on right now I may have to join Mensa after this sarcasm {'snum': '378958562648940544-1', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 3414 So much intellectual conversation going on right now I may have to join Mensa after this The conversation isn't very intellectual. sarcasm {'snum': '378958562648940544-2', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 3415 So much intellectual conversation going on right now I may have to join Mensa after this The conversations around me are so unintelligent. sarcasm {'snum': '378958562648940544-3', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 3416 So much intellectual conversation going on right now I may have to join Mensa after this So much nonintellectual conversation going on right now I may not have the brains to join Mensa after this. sarcasm {'snum': '378958562648940544-4', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 3417 So much intellectual conversation going on right now I may have to join Mensa after this So little intellectual conversation going on right now sarcasm {'snum': '378958562648940544-5', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 3418 Ohhh maybe Emma will start screaming and people will let us go before them! :) Ohhh maybe Emma will start screaming and people will be so annoyed by it and let us go before them! :) sarcasm {'snum': '379019242919972864-1', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 3419 Ohhh maybe Emma will start screaming and people will let us go before them! :) I wish people would let us go before them! sarcasm {'snum': '379019242919972864-2', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 3420 Ohhh maybe Emma will start screaming and people will let us go before them! :) I'll be embarrassed if Emma starts screaming in the crowd. sarcasm {'snum': '379019242919972864-3', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 3421 Ohhh maybe Emma will start screaming and people will let us go before them! :) This is a long line. sarcasm {'snum': '379019242919972864-4', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 3422 Dave's just too nice putting everton on to get beat on my birthday, what a nice fella!! http://t.co/pICrQVVcIR Dave's just too mean putting everton on to get beat on my birthday, what an awful fella!! sarcasm {'snum': '386454416468877313-1', 'incongruency': 'explicit'} ? 3423 Dave's just too nice putting everton on to get beat on my birthday, what a nice fella!! http://t.co/pICrQVVcIR Dave put Everton on to get beat on my birthday. What a jerk! sarcasm {'snum': '386454416468877313-2', 'incongruency': 'explicit'} ? 3424 Dave's just too nice putting everton on to get beat on my birthday, what a nice fella!! http://t.co/pICrQVVcIR I'm upset I have to watch Everton get beat on my birthday. sarcasm {'snum': '386454416468877313-3', 'incongruency': 'explicit'} ? 3425 Dave's just too nice putting everton on to get beat on my birthday, what a nice fella!! http://t.co/pICrQVVcIR I want Dave to change the channel. sarcasm {'snum': '386454416468877313-4', 'incongruency': 'explicit'} ? 3426 Dave's just too nice putting everton on to get beat on my birthday, what a nice fella!! http://t.co/pICrQVVcIR Dave's not nice for putting everton on to get beat on my birthday, what a mean fella!! http://t.co/pICrQVVcIR sarcasm {'snum': '386454416468877313-5', 'incongruency': 'explicit'} ? 3427 I remember when I was immature and got jealous because someone way younger than me posted a picture with someone else besides me. I don't really remember when I was immature and got jealous because someone way younger than me posted a picture with someone else besides me. sarcasm {'snum': '379086880790560768-1', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 3428 I remember when I was immature and got jealous because someone way younger than me posted a picture with someone else besides me. Stop being jealous about a picture someone posted who is younger than you with someone else. sarcasm {'snum': '379086880790560768-2', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 3429 I remember when I was immature and got jealous because someone way younger than me posted a picture with someone else besides me. It's stupid when someone is immature and gets jealous because someone way younger than me posts a picture with someone else besides me. sarcasm {'snum': '379086880790560768-3', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 3430 I remember when I was immature and got jealous because someone way younger than me posted a picture with someone else besides me. I was never immature and got jealous because someone way younger than me posted a picture with someone else besides m sarcasm {'snum': '379086880790560768-4', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 3431 Did Holliday just get a homerun? I couldn't tell.. Holliday just got a homerun. sarcasm {'snum': '394997459912376320-1', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 3432 Did Holliday just get a homerun? I couldn't tell.. The crowds reaction to Holliday's homerun was spectacular. sarcasm {'snum': '394997459912376320-2', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 3433 Did Holliday just get a homerun? I couldn't tell.. Holliday just got a homerun. sarcasm {'snum': '394997459912376320-3', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 3434 Did Holliday just get a homerun? I couldn't tell.. That was a really great homerun by Holliday. sarcasm {'snum': '394997459912376320-4', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 3435 Did Holliday just get a homerun? I couldn't tell.. Did Holliday just get a homerun? I could tell.. sarcasm {'snum': '394997459912376320-5', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 3436 Gee... Thanks for thanking me by showing off, I really appreciate it! Be horrible by showing off, I don't appreciate it! sarcasm {'snum': '379117142194397184-1', 'incongruency': 'explicit'} ? 3437 Gee... Thanks for thanking me by showing off, I really appreciate it! Gee... I don't appreciate you thanking me by showing off.! sarcasm {'snum': '379117142194397184-2', 'incongruency': 'explicit'} ? 3438 Gee... Thanks for thanking me by showing off, I really appreciate it! I don't appreciate you thanking me by showing off. sarcasm {'snum': '379117142194397184-3', 'incongruency': 'explicit'} ? 3439 Gee... Thanks for thanking me by showing off, I really appreciate it! Showing off demonstrates your ingratitude. I don't like it. sarcasm {'snum': '379117142194397184-4', 'incongruency': 'explicit'} ? 3440 Gee... Thanks for thanking me by showing off, I really appreciate it! Your show-off behavior was inappropriate, as I deserved a thank you. sarcasm {'snum': '379117142194397184-5', 'incongruency': 'explicit'} ? 3441 Soooo... I was gone all weekend and now I have to finish this paper? ? okay ? Soooo... I was gone all weekend and now I have to finish this paper. Bummer. sarcasm {'snum': '394666594866962432-1', 'incongruency': 'explicit'} ? 3442 Soooo... I was gone all weekend and now I have to finish this paper? ? okay ? I was gone all weekend and now I'm probably not going to finish this paper. sarcasm {'snum': '394666594866962432-2', 'incongruency': 'explicit'} ? 3443 Soooo... I was gone all weekend and now I have to finish this paper? ? okay ? Soooo... I was gone all weekend and now I have to finish this paper? This is not okay. sarcasm {'snum': '394666594866962432-3', 'incongruency': 'explicit'} ? 3444 Soooo... I was gone all weekend and now I have to finish this paper? ? okay ? So, I was gone all weekend, and now I am not looking forward to finishing this paper in a short amount of time. sarcasm {'snum': '394666594866962432-4', 'incongruency': 'explicit'} ? 3445 Jon Kitna is 41 years old and hasn't played since 2011 but he'll do wonders for the Cowboys.. Good signing. Jon Kitna is 41 years old and hasn't played since 2011 and he'll do horrible for the Cowboys.. bad signing. sarcasm {'snum': '415626796877742080-1', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 3446 Jon Kitna is 41 years old and hasn't played since 2011 but he'll do wonders for the Cowboys.. Good signing. Jon Kitna is 41 years old and hasn't played since 2011, he will not do wonders for the Cowboys. Terrible signing. sarcasm {'snum': '415626796877742080-2', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 3447 Jon Kitna is 41 years old and hasn't played since 2011 but he'll do wonders for the Cowboys.. Good signing. Jon Kitna is 41 years old and hasn't played since 2011 - he'll be terrible for the Cowboys.. bad signing. sarcasm {'snum': '415626796877742080-3', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 3448 Jon Kitna is 41 years old and hasn't played since 2011 but he'll do wonders for the Cowboys.. Good signing. Jon Kitna was not a good choice. sarcasm {'snum': '415626796877742080-4', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 3449 Jon Kitna is 41 years old and hasn't played since 2011 but he'll do wonders for the Cowboys.. Good signing. Jon Kitna is 41 years old and hasn't played since 2011, so he's a terrible choice for the Cowboys. What a bad idea. sarcasm {'snum': '415626796877742080-5', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 3450 Nice to see a David moyes team going in for the kill! #MUFC Horrible to see a David Moyes team going in for the kill! sarcasm {'snum': '426103773476691968-1', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 3451 Nice to see a David moyes team going in for the kill! #MUFC Too bad to see a David moyes team going in for the kill. sarcasm {'snum': '426103773476691968-2', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 3452 Nice to see a David moyes team going in for the kill! #MUFC Sucks to see a David moyes team going in for the kill #MUFC sarcasm {'snum': '426103773476691968-3', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 3453 Nice to see a David moyes team going in for the kill! #MUFC David Moyes' team isn't doing very well. sarcasm {'snum': '426103773476691968-4', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 3454 brilliant gonna be living in a house with 5 women and no other guys Horrible. Gonna be living in a house with 5 women and no other guys sarcasm {'snum': '379217825077796864-1', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 3455 brilliant gonna be living in a house with 5 women and no other guys It's going to suck living in a house with 5 women and no other guys sarcasm {'snum': '379217825077796864-2', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 3456 brilliant gonna be living in a house with 5 women and no other guys This is bad. I'm going to be living in a house with 5 women and no other guys. sarcasm {'snum': '379217825077796864-3', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 3457 brilliant gonna be living in a house with 5 women and no other guys It's going to be really weird to live in a house with 5 women and no other guys. sarcasm {'snum': '379217825077796864-4', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 3458 Haven't eaten nothing today and feeling good #starving Haven't eaten nothing today and feeling awful. sarcasm {'snum': '389442564887412736-1', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 3459 Haven't eaten nothing today and feeling good #starving Haven't had a chance to eat today #starving sarcasm {'snum': '389442564887412736-2', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 3460 Haven't eaten nothing today and feeling good #starving Haven't eaten nothing today and feeling bad #starving sarcasm {'snum': '389442564887412736-3', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 3461 Haven't eaten nothing today and feeling good #starving Haven't eaten anything today and feeling horrible #starving sarcasm {'snum': '389442564887412736-4', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 3462 Haven't eaten nothing today and feeling good #starving Haven't eaten anything today and feeling bad sarcasm {'snum': '389442564887412736-5', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 3463 Hope you're all having fun without me! #FOMO Hope you're all not having fun without me! sarcasm {'snum': '378991817733066753-1', 'incongruency': 'explicit'} ? 3464 Hope you're all having fun without me! #FOMO I'm unhappy that I'm not there with you. sarcasm {'snum': '378991817733066753-2', 'incongruency': 'explicit'} ? 3465 Hope you're all having fun without me! #FOMO Hope you're all having a bad time without me! #FOMO sarcasm {'snum': '378991817733066753-3', 'incongruency': 'explicit'} ? 3466 Hope you're all having fun without me! #FOMO I'm upset that I wasn't invited. sarcasm {'snum': '378991817733066753-4', 'incongruency': 'explicit'} ? 3467 Hope you're all having fun without me! #FOMO I am sad I can't be there with everyone. sarcasm {'snum': '378991817733066753-5', 'incongruency': 'explicit'} ? 3468 there's nothing better than people who constantly think their opinion is right there's nothing worse than people who constantly think their opinion is right sarcasm {'snum': '379237949948588032-1', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 3469 there's nothing better than people who constantly think their opinion is right there's nothing worse than people who constantly think their opinion is right sarcasm {'snum': '379237949948588032-2', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 3470 there's nothing better than people who constantly think their opinion is right There's nothing worse than people who constantly think their opinion is right. sarcasm {'snum': '379237949948588032-3', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 3471 there's nothing better than people who constantly think their opinion is right there's nothing worse than people who constantly think their opinion is right sarcasm {'snum': '379237949948588032-4', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 3472 there's nothing better than people who constantly think their opinion is right There's nothing worse than people who constantly think their opinion is right sarcasm {'snum': '379237949948588032-5', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 3473 can't wait to watch y'all stan over drake's album. #lies #champagnenopi Don't want to watch all of you gush over drake's album. sarcasm {'snum': '379069563247144960-1', 'incongruency': 'explicit'} ? 3474 can't wait to watch y'all stan over drake's album. #lies #champagnenopi I don't want to watch y'all stan over drake's album. sarcasm {'snum': '379069563247144960-2', 'incongruency': 'explicit'} ? 3475 can't wait to watch y'all stan over drake's album. #lies #champagnenopi I can wait to watch y'all stan over drake's album. sarcasm {'snum': '379069563247144960-3', 'incongruency': 'explicit'} ? 3476 can't wait to watch y'all stan over drake's album. #lies #champagnenopi I don't want to watch you all stan over drake's album. sarcasm {'snum': '379069563247144960-4', 'incongruency': 'explicit'} ? 3477 Dear ToUser ... Why haven't you snapped Scott Minto up yet? He's ten times better than Chiles. Why haven't you made the mistake of snapping Scott Minto up yet? He's ten times worse than Chiles. sarcasm {'snum': '378956557792583680-1', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 3478 Dear ToUser ... Why haven't you snapped Scott Minto up yet? He's ten times better than Chiles. Scott Minto isn't nearly as good as Chiles. sarcasm {'snum': '378956557792583680-2', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 3479 Dear ToUser ... Why haven't you snapped Scott Minto up yet? He's ten times better than Chiles. Dear @User...I can see why you haven't snapped up Scott Minto yet. He's nowhere near as good as Chiles. sarcasm {'snum': '378956557792583680-3', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 3480 Dear ToUser ... Why haven't you snapped Scott Minto up yet? He's ten times better than Chiles. Dear @User ... Why haven't you snapped Scott Minto up yet? He's ten times worse than Chiles. sarcasm {'snum': '378956557792583680-4', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 3481 ToUser Who needs formal education when you can just preach all your knowledge learned from Netflix documentaries. . People need formal education so you don't just preach all your knowledge learned from Netflix documentaries sarcasm {'snum': '379128055392116736-1', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 3482 ToUser Who needs formal education when you can just preach all your knowledge learned from Netflix documentaries. . People watch too much garbage on Netflix and don't focus on school. sarcasm {'snum': '379128055392116736-2', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 3483 ToUser Who needs formal education when you can just preach all your knowledge learned from Netflix documentaries. . Just because you watch Netflix documentaries doesn't mean you are educated. sarcasm {'snum': '379128055392116736-3', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 3484 ToUser Who needs formal education when you can just preach all your knowledge learned from Netflix documentaries. . @User People still need formal education when you can just preach all your knowledge learned from Netflix documentaries. . sarcasm {'snum': '379128055392116736-4', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 3485 ToUser Who needs formal education when you can just preach all your knowledge learned from Netflix documentaries. . @user You need a formal education instead of just preaching all your knowledge you leader from Netflix documentaries sarcasm {'snum': '379128055392116736-5', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 3486 ToUser Why not? Old man hitting on a teenage girl is clearly family television Old man hitting on a teenage girl is clearly not family television sarcasm {'snum': '379017638409940992-1', 'incongruency': 'explicit'} ? 3487 ToUser Why not? Old man hitting on a teenage girl is clearly family television @User - An old man hitting on a teenage girl is not appropriate for family television. sarcasm {'snum': '379017638409940992-2', 'incongruency': 'explicit'} ? 3488 ToUser Why not? Old man hitting on a teenage girl is clearly family television I do not think family television should be showing an old man hitting on a teenage girl. sarcasm {'snum': '379017638409940992-3', 'incongruency': 'explicit'} ? 3489 ToUser Why not? Old man hitting on a teenage girl is clearly family television Old man hitting on a teenage girl is not family television. sarcasm {'snum': '379017638409940992-4', 'incongruency': 'explicit'} ? 3490 ToUser Why not? Old man hitting on a teenage girl is clearly family television @User Why? Old man hitting on a teenage girl is clearly not family television sarcasm {'snum': '379017638409940992-5', 'incongruency': 'explicit'} ? 3491 I'm practically my sister's photographer. I'm flattered with the opportunity. I'm practically my sister's photographer. I'm annoyed with the opportunity. sarcasm {'snum': '379079161551126528-1', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 3492 I'm practically my sister's photographer. I'm flattered with the opportunity. I have to take pictures of my sister all the time. I have no choice about this. sarcasm {'snum': '379079161551126528-2', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 3493 I'm practically my sister's photographer. I'm flattered with the opportunity. I'm practically my sister's photographer. I'm not happy to have the opportunity. sarcasm {'snum': '379079161551126528-3', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 3494 I'm practically my sister's photographer. I'm flattered with the opportunity. I'm practically my sister's photographer. I'm annoyed with the responsibility. sarcasm {'snum': '379079161551126528-4', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 3495 I'm practically my sister's photographer. I'm flattered with the opportunity. I'm practically my sister's photographer. I'm bothered with the opportunity. sarcasm {'snum': '379079161551126528-5', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 3496 Aaaand the makeups always the best part. #ohwell #thisiskindafun http://t.co/Sd1MtIrDCq Aaaand the makeups always the worst part. sarcasm {'snum': '400701964872200193-1', 'incongruency': 'explicit'} ? 3497 Aaaand the makeups always the best part. #ohwell #thisiskindafun http://t.co/Sd1MtIrDCq I feel ridiculous in this makeup. sarcasm {'snum': '400701964872200193-2', 'incongruency': 'explicit'} ? 3498 Aaaand the makeups always the best part. #ohwell #thisiskindafun http://t.co/Sd1MtIrDCq The makeup didn't go so well. sarcasm {'snum': '400701964872200193-3', 'incongruency': 'explicit'} ? 3499 Aaaand the makeups always the best part. #ohwell #thisiskindafun http://t.co/Sd1MtIrDCq The makeup is the worst part. sarcasm {'snum': '400701964872200193-4', 'incongruency': 'explicit'} ? 3500 Aaaand the makeups always the best part. #ohwell #thisiskindafun http://t.co/Sd1MtIrDCq Aaaand the makeups always the worst part. #ohwell #thisiskindafun http://t.co/Sd1MtIrDCq sarcasm {'snum': '400701964872200193-5', 'incongruency': 'explicit'} ? 3501 I wish I was as instagram and twitter famous as Nataly I don't wish I was as instagram and twitter famous as Nataly sarcasm {'snum': '402340904163241984-1', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 3502 I wish I was as instagram and twitter famous as Nataly I'm glad I'm not as instagram and twitter famous as Nataly. sarcasm {'snum': '402340904163241984-2', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 3503 I wish I was as instagram and twitter famous as Nataly I'm glad I'm not famous for being on Instagram and Twitter like Nataly sarcasm {'snum': '402340904163241984-3', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 3504 Again, thanks for caring I really appreciate it. Awful how you never care. I really don't appreciate it. sarcasm {'snum': '404779701342064641-1', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 3505 Again, thanks for caring I really appreciate it. I don't appreciate that you don't care. sarcasm {'snum': '404779701342064641-2', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 3506 Again, thanks for caring I really appreciate it. You don't care and it hurts my feelings. sarcasm {'snum': '404779701342064641-3', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 3507 Again, thanks for caring I really appreciate it. I'm upset over your lack of attention. sarcasm {'snum': '404779701342064641-4', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 3508 Again, thanks for caring I really appreciate it. I really wish you had been more considerate and caring. sarcasm {'snum': '404779701342064641-5', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 3509 Please assume by my name I speak French and yes I love it when you speak French to me assuming I understand. Don't assume by my name I speak French and no I hate it when you speak French to me assuming I understand. sarcasm {'snum': '379029195013099520-1', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 3510 Please assume by my name I speak French and yes I love it when you speak French to me assuming I understand. Please don't assume by my name I speak French and I hate it when you speak French to me assuming I understand. sarcasm {'snum': '379029195013099520-2', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 3511 Please assume by my name I speak French and yes I love it when you speak French to me assuming I understand. Just because my name is French doesn't mean I know how to speak it. I hate when you speak French to me and assume I understand it. sarcasm {'snum': '379029195013099520-3', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 3512 Please assume by my name I speak French and yes I love it when you speak French to me assuming I understand. Pleas don't assume by my name I speak French and not I don't love it when you speak French to me assuming I understand. sarcasm {'snum': '379029195013099520-4', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 3513 Please assume by my name I speak French and yes I love it when you speak French to me assuming I understand. Please do not assume by my name I speak French and I don't like it when you speak French to me assuming I understand. sarcasm {'snum': '379029195013099520-5', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 3514 Studying 5 subjects and have 6 homework pages... Yippee #worstsaturdaynightever #KillMeNow Studying 5 subjects and have 6 homework pages and I hate homework #worstsaturdaynightever #KillMeNow sarcasm {'snum': '379061089675116544-1', 'incongruency': 'explicit'} ? 3515 Studying 5 subjects and have 6 homework pages... Yippee #worstsaturdaynightever #KillMeNow I am not happy that I am studying 5 subjects and have 6 homework pages. sarcasm {'snum': '379061089675116544-2', 'incongruency': 'explicit'} ? 3516 Studying 5 subjects and have 6 homework pages... Yippee #worstsaturdaynightever #KillMeNow Studying 5 subjects and have 6 homework pages. I'm not happy. sarcasm {'snum': '379061089675116544-3', 'incongruency': 'explicit'} ? 3517 Studying 5 subjects and have 6 homework pages... Yippee #worstsaturdaynightever #KillMeNow Studying 5 subjects and have 6 homework pages... not fun #worstsaturdaynightever #KillMeNow sarcasm {'snum': '379061089675116544-4', 'incongruency': 'explicit'} ? 3518 Studying 5 subjects and have 6 homework pages... Yippee #worstsaturdaynightever #KillMeNow I hate studying 5 subjects and having 6 homework pages... #worstsaturdaynightever #killmenow sarcasm {'snum': '379061089675116544-5', 'incongruency': 'explicit'} ? 3519 Of course I'd like to watch this Alabama game but the channel isn't available right now thanks ToUser Of course I'd like to watch this Alabama game but the channel isn't available right. No thanks to @User. sarcasm {'snum': '378968526079660032-1', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 3520 Of course I'd like to watch this Alabama game but the channel isn't available right now thanks ToUser I'm upset that I can't watch this Alabama game because the channel isn't available, and I blame @User sarcasm {'snum': '378968526079660032-2', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 3521 It's nice knowing how perfect your life is. #stfu I don't enjoy knowing how perfect your life is. #stfu sarcasm {'snum': '408335663826612226-1', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 3522 It's nice knowing how perfect your life is. #stfu quit telling us how great your life is sarcasm {'snum': '408335663826612226-2', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 3523 It's nice knowing how perfect your life is. #stfu My life is not perfect. sarcasm {'snum': '408335663826612226-3', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 3524 It's nice knowing how perfect your life is. #stfu You are bragging. sarcasm {'snum': '408335663826612226-4', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 3525 It's nice knowing how perfect your life is. #stfu I don't like hearing about your perfect life and wish you'd be quiet about it. sarcasm {'snum': '408335663826612226-5', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 3526 Love knowing we can tell each other everything without thinking the other will judge us. I am upset that when I tell the other something they judge me. sarcasm {'snum': '379106058435706880-1', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 3527 Love knowing we can tell each other everything without thinking the other will judge us. Hate knowing we can tell each other everything without thinking the other will judge us. sarcasm {'snum': '379106058435706880-2', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 3528 Love knowing we can tell each other everything without thinking the other will judge us. Hate knowing we can tell each other everything without thinking the other will judge us. sarcasm {'snum': '379106058435706880-3', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 3529 Going to bed early tonight! I'm probably going to be up really late tonight. sarcasm {'snum': '385246147545006080-1', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 3530 Going to bed early tonight! Not going to bed early tonight! sarcasm {'snum': '385246147545006080-2', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 3531 Going to bed early tonight! I'll likely be up late tonight. sarcasm {'snum': '385246147545006080-3', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 3532 Shovling the driveway is the funnest thing I've ever done #sooo Shoveling the driveway is one of the least fun things I've ever done. sarcasm {'snum': '419972364592369664-1', 'incongruency': 'explicit'} ? 3533 Shovling the driveway is the funnest thing I've ever done #sooo Shovling the driveway is the least fun thing I've ever done #sooo sarcasm {'snum': '419972364592369664-2', 'incongruency': 'explicit'} ? 3534 Shovling the driveway is the funnest thing I've ever done #sooo I do not like shovling the driveway. sarcasm {'snum': '419972364592369664-3', 'incongruency': 'explicit'} ? 3535 Shovling the driveway is the funnest thing I've ever done #sooo I had a boring day. sarcasm {'snum': '419972364592369664-4', 'incongruency': 'explicit'} ? 3536 Shovling the driveway is the funnest thing I've ever done #sooo Shoveling the driveway is not my idea of fun. sarcasm {'snum': '419972364592369664-5', 'incongruency': 'explicit'} ? 3537 @User great way to start out my shitty week I had a pretty bad start to what seems like it will be a pretty bad week. sarcasm {'snum': '402427112151592961-1', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 3538 @User great way to start out my shitty week @User What a terrible way to start off my shitty week sarcasm {'snum': '402427112151592961-2', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 3539 @User great way to start out my shitty week I hate this way of starting my shitty week. sarcasm {'snum': '402427112151592961-3', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 3540 @User great way to start out my shitty week What an awful way to start the week. sarcasm {'snum': '402427112151592961-4', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 3541 @User great way to start out my shitty week My week started out poorly. sarcasm {'snum': '402427112151592961-5', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 3542 How am I going to juggle all the shows that I watch! #nolife There are so many shows I watch that it is sometimes hard to keep up, but a lack of social engagements helps sarcasm {'snum': '382982410885156864-1', 'incongruency': 'explicit'} ? 3543 How am I going to juggle all the shows that I watch! #nolife I watch too many shows because I have nothing else to do! #nolife sarcasm {'snum': '382982410885156864-2', 'incongruency': 'explicit'} ? 3544 How am I going to juggle all the shows that I watch! #nolife There are more important things than how I'm going to juggle all the shows that I watch! #nolife sarcasm {'snum': '382982410885156864-3', 'incongruency': 'explicit'} ? 3545 How am I going to juggle all the shows that I watch! #nolife I watch too much tv. sarcasm {'snum': '382982410885156864-4', 'incongruency': 'explicit'} ? 3546 Lol can this night get any better It doesn't seem like this night can get much worse. sarcasm {'snum': '406638212522999808-1', 'incongruency': 'explicit'} ? 3547 Lol can this night get any better Lol this night just keeps getting worse. sarcasm {'snum': '406638212522999808-2', 'incongruency': 'explicit'} ? 3548 Lol can this night get any better I would prefer a better night than this. sarcasm {'snum': '406638212522999808-3', 'incongruency': 'explicit'} ? 3549 Lol can this night get any better My night is not going well. sarcasm {'snum': '406638212522999808-4', 'incongruency': 'explicit'} ? 3550 Wow my grades have just been amazing this week I've gotten really bad grades this week sarcasm {'snum': '384835436855951360-1', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 3551 Wow my grades have just been amazing this week Wow my grades have just been pretty bad this week sarcasm {'snum': '384835436855951360-2', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 3552 Wow my grades have just been amazing this week My grades have just been terrible this week. sarcasm {'snum': '384835436855951360-3', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 3553 Wow my grades have just been amazing this week My grades have been terrible this week. sarcasm {'snum': '384835436855951360-4', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 3554 Wow my grades have just been amazing this week I haven't done well at school this week. sarcasm {'snum': '384835436855951360-5', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 3555 @User I think there is a new Hunger Games movie coming out soon. Haven't really seen it advertised on TV that much though. There have been an overwhelming number of advertisements on TVfor the new Hunger Games movie coming out soon. sarcasm {'snum': '399721948634030081-1', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 3556 @User I think there is a new Hunger Games movie coming out soon. Haven't really seen it advertised on TV that much though. @User I think there is a new Hunger Games movie coming out soon. I've seen it advertised on TV too much. sarcasm {'snum': '399721948634030081-2', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 3557 @User I think there is a new Hunger Games movie coming out soon. Haven't really seen it advertised on TV that much though. The new hunger games movie is coming out soon and they play the advertisement way too often. sarcasm {'snum': '399721948634030081-3', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 3558 @User I think there is a new Hunger Games movie coming out soon. Haven't really seen it advertised on TV that much though. There is a new Hunger Games movie coming out soon. Have sure seen it advertised on TV a lot. sarcasm {'snum': '399721948634030081-4', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 3559 @User I think there is a new Hunger Games movie coming out soon. Haven't really seen it advertised on TV that much though. There are a lot of ads for the new Hunger Games movie. sarcasm {'snum': '399721948634030081-5', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 3560 I get to spend a whole day shopping.. How exciting. There are many things I'd rather be doing today than spending the day shopping. sarcasm {'snum': '380430354340802561-1', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 3561 I get to spend a whole day shopping.. How exciting. I have to spend a whole day shopping.. How boring. sarcasm {'snum': '380430354340802561-2', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 3562 I get to spend a whole day shopping.. How exciting. I don't like to spend the whole day shopping. sarcasm {'snum': '380430354340802561-3', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 3563 I get to spend a whole day shopping.. How exciting. I dislike shopping. sarcasm {'snum': '380430354340802561-4', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 3564 @User I love doing research papers on Sunday afternoons. Doing research papers on Sunday afternoons is one of my least favorite things to do. sarcasm {'snum': '397147156718825472-1', 'incongruency': 'explicit'} ? 3565 @User I love doing research papers on Sunday afternoons. @User I don't like doing research papers on Sunday afternoons. sarcasm {'snum': '397147156718825472-2', 'incongruency': 'explicit'} ? 3566 @User I love doing research papers on Sunday afternoons. I don't like doing research papers on Sunday afternoons. sarcasm {'snum': '397147156718825472-3', 'incongruency': 'explicit'} ? 3567 @User I love doing research papers on Sunday afternoons. I don't like doing research papers on Sundays. sarcasm {'snum': '397147156718825472-4', 'incongruency': 'explicit'} ? 3568 Oh, how I love waking up in the morning. Getting up early in the morning is a drag sarcasm {'snum': '410401395649425408-1', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 3569 Oh, how I love waking up in the morning. Oh, how I dislike waking up in the morning. sarcasm {'snum': '410401395649425408-2', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 3570 Oh, how I love waking up in the morning. Oh, how I hate waking up in the morning. sarcasm {'snum': '410401395649425408-3', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 3571 Oh, how I love waking up in the morning. I hate waking up in the morning. sarcasm {'snum': '410401395649425408-4', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 3572 Oh, how I love waking up in the morning. I don't like mornings. sarcasm {'snum': '410401395649425408-5', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 3573 I wish i was in a fraternity so i could wear bow ties and short shorts and do chest and biceps workouts everyday I'm glad I'm not in a fraternity - it seems like all they do is wear bow ties and short shorts and do chest and biceps workouts everyday sarcasm {'snum': '383284343881605120-1', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 3574 I wish i was in a fraternity so i could wear bow ties and short shorts and do chest and biceps workouts everyday I'm so glad I'm not in a fraternity I would hate to wear bow ties and short shorts and do chest and biceps workouts everyday sarcasm {'snum': '383284343881605120-2', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 3575 I wish i was in a fraternity so i could wear bow ties and short shorts and do chest and biceps workouts everyday Guys in fraternities do stupid stuff and wear silly clothes. sarcasm {'snum': '383284343881605120-3', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 3576 I wish i was in a fraternity so i could wear bow ties and short shorts and do chest and biceps workouts everyday Boys in fraternities do strange things. sarcasm {'snum': '383284343881605120-4', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 3577 I wish i was in a fraternity so i could wear bow ties and short shorts and do chest and biceps workouts everyday No way would I want to be in a fraternity. sarcasm {'snum': '383284343881605120-5', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 3578 Lalalala I love being bored #not #shouldbestudyin #fschool I hate being bored because of the boring schoolwork I can't bring myself to do, and am upset at school for that reason. sarcasm {'snum': '408402370633031681-1', 'incongruency': 'explicit'} ? 3579 Lalalala I love being bored #not #shouldbestudyin #fschool I hate being bored #not #shouldbestudyin #fschool sarcasm {'snum': '408402370633031681-2', 'incongruency': 'explicit'} ? 3580 Lalalala I love being bored #not #shouldbestudyin #fschool I dislike school and find it uninteresting. sarcasm {'snum': '408402370633031681-3', 'incongruency': 'explicit'} ? 3581 Lalalala I love being bored #not #shouldbestudyin #fschool I don't like it when I feel bored. sarcasm {'snum': '408402370633031681-4', 'incongruency': 'explicit'} ? 3582 Having permanent knee damage from dance is fantastic! Having permanent knee damage from dance is awful. sarcasm {'snum': '422775959326965761-1', 'incongruency': 'explicit'} ? 3583 Having permanent knee damage from dance is fantastic! Having permanent knee damage from dance is horrible! sarcasm {'snum': '422775959326965761-2', 'incongruency': 'explicit'} ? 3584 Having permanent knee damage from dance is fantastic! Having permanent knee damage from dance is awful! sarcasm {'snum': '422775959326965761-3', 'incongruency': 'explicit'} ? 3585 Having permanent knee damage from dance is fantastic! It feels bad to have a permanent knee damage from dancing. sarcasm {'snum': '422775959326965761-4', 'incongruency': 'explicit'} ? 3586 Having permanent knee damage from dance is fantastic! I'm disappointed that I injured my knee while dancing. sarcasm {'snum': '422775959326965761-5', 'incongruency': 'explicit'} ? 3587 Dear client thanks for being with us for yet another year! To thank you properly here's your increase letter. Thanks Liberty Life Despite being a loyal client of Liberty Life for the past year, they've increased the amount I must pay, which is not appreciative of me. sarcasm {'snum': '407829808748724224-1', 'incongruency': 'explicit'} ? 3588 Dear client thanks for being with us for yet another year! To thank you properly here's your increase letter. Thanks Liberty Life Dear client thanks for being with us for yet another year! To disrespect your loyalty, here's your increase letter. Thanks Liberty Life sarcasm {'snum': '407829808748724224-2', 'incongruency': 'explicit'} ? 3589 Dear client thanks for being with us for yet another year! To thank you properly here's your increase letter. Thanks Liberty Life Raising rates is not a reward for loyalty. sarcasm {'snum': '407829808748724224-3', 'incongruency': 'explicit'} ? 3590 Dear client thanks for being with us for yet another year! To thank you properly here's your increase letter. Thanks Liberty Life i do not like Liberty Life raising my rates again. sarcasm {'snum': '407829808748724224-4', 'incongruency': 'explicit'} ? 3591 Good talking to you for a good 10 minutes today I can't say I enjoyed talking to you for 10 minutes today. sarcasm {'snum': '415331775942893568-1', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 3592 Good talking to you for a good 10 minutes today It's not good to only talk to you for ten minutes today. sarcasm {'snum': '415331775942893568-2', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 3593 Good talking to you for a good 10 minutes today We could have talked longer. I would have liked that. sarcasm {'snum': '415331775942893568-3', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 3594 Good talking to you for a good 10 minutes today Didn't get to talk to you much today. sarcasm {'snum': '415331775942893568-4', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 3595 @User enjoy your weekend shoot!! Oh and by the way I'm not jealous... But shot for the invite I'm envious that my friend will be having an enjoyable weekend and I'm stuck doing something else. I would have appreciated an invite as well. sarcasm {'snum': '409009197515563008-1', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 3596 @User enjoy your weekend shoot!! Oh and by the way I'm not jealous... But shot for the invite @User don't enjoy your weekend shoot!! Oh and by the way I'm jealous... But shot for the invite sarcasm {'snum': '409009197515563008-2', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 3597 @User enjoy your weekend shoot!! Oh and by the way I'm not jealous... But shot for the invite I am very unhappy as I am not invited for the weekend shoot! sarcasm {'snum': '409009197515563008-3', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 3598 @User enjoy your weekend shoot!! Oh and by the way I'm not jealous... But shot for the invite I'm upset that I didn't get an invite for the weekend. sarcasm {'snum': '409009197515563008-4', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 3599 Got a new phone that works! And it only took eight days! Thanks @User #suboptimal It took eight days to get a new phone that works! Not good customer service @User #suboptimal sarcasm {'snum': '382599182659620864-1', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 3600 Got a new phone that works! And it only took eight days! Thanks @User #suboptimal Got a new phone that works! But it took eight days! @User #suboptimal sarcasm {'snum': '382599182659620864-2', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 3601 Got a new phone that works! And it only took eight days! Thanks @User #suboptimal I waited for longer than I expected for the replacement phone sarcasm {'snum': '382599182659620864-3', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 3602 Got a new phone that works! And it only took eight days! Thanks @User #suboptimal Eight days to receive a new phone is too long. sarcasm {'snum': '382599182659620864-4', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 3603 I can feel myself falling asleep should really get to my bed. Really have such an interesting and eventful life for a teenager rious I can feel myself falling asleep should really get to my bed. I have a boring life for a teenager. sarcasm {'snum': '378996298193838080-1', 'incongruency': 'explicit'} ? 3604 I can feel myself falling asleep should really get to my bed. Really have such an interesting and eventful life for a teenager rious I can feel myself falling asleep should really get to my bed. I have a very uninteresting and uneventful life for a teenager. sarcasm {'snum': '378996298193838080-2', 'incongruency': 'explicit'} ? 3605 I can feel myself falling asleep should really get to my bed. Really have such an interesting and eventful life for a teenager rious I can feel myself falling asleep should really get to my bed. Really isn't a very interesting and eventful life for a teenager rious sarcasm {'snum': '378996298193838080-3', 'incongruency': 'explicit'} ? 3606 I can feel myself falling asleep should really get to my bed. Really have such an interesting and eventful life for a teenager rious I can feel myself falling asleep should really get to my bed. I don't really have an interesting and eventful life for a teenager sarcasm {'snum': '378996298193838080-4', 'incongruency': 'explicit'} ? 3607 @User Cheating is very easy, let's try something harder and a bit challenging like... Being loyal and honest? @User Cheating is very easy, try being loyal and honest. sarcasm {'snum': '382782575518826496-1', 'incongruency': 'explicit'} ? 3608 @User Cheating is very easy, let's try something harder and a bit challenging like... Being loyal and honest? @User Cheating is very easy, we really should be loyal and honest. sarcasm {'snum': '382782575518826496-2', 'incongruency': 'explicit'} ? 3609 @User Cheating is very easy, let's try something harder and a bit challenging like... Being loyal and honest? Loyalty and honesty is a preferred virtue to cheating. sarcasm {'snum': '382782575518826496-3', 'incongruency': 'explicit'} ? 3610 I can totally tell how much you miss me by how much you've been attempting to talk to me this weekend! I can tell you haven't missed me by how much you haven't attempted to talk to me this weekend! sarcasm {'snum': '378997556337852416-1', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 3611 I can totally tell how much you miss me by how much you've been attempting to talk to me this weekend! Since you haven't talked to me this weekend I guess you didn't miss me. sarcasm {'snum': '378997556337852416-2', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 3612 I can totally tell how much you miss me by how much you've been attempting to talk to me this weekend! I don't think you miss me because you haven't even tried to talk to me this weekend. sarcasm {'snum': '378997556337852416-3', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 3613 I can totally tell how much you miss me by how much you've been attempting to talk to me this weekend! You do not miss me because you have not talked to me all weekend. sarcasm {'snum': '378997556337852416-4', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 3614 I can totally tell how much you miss me by how much you've been attempting to talk to me this weekend! I can totally tell how much you don't miss me by how much you've been attempting to talk to me this weekend! sarcasm {'snum': '378997556337852416-5', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 3615 I feel so loved right now! I feel so unloved right now! sarcasm {'snum': '392451833999798272-1', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 3616 I feel so loved right now! I don't feel at all loved right now! sarcasm {'snum': '392451833999798272-2', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 3617 I feel so loved right now! I feel so hated right now! sarcasm {'snum': '392451833999798272-3', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 3618 I feel so loved right now! I'm feeling very alone and unloved by everyone. sarcasm {'snum': '392451833999798272-4', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 3619 I feel so loved right now! I feel very alone. sarcasm {'snum': '392451833999798272-5', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 3620 Can you be annoying a little later? I'm still cleaning the gun... Can you stop being annoying now? I'm still cleaning the gun ... sarcasm {'snum': '379049535429165056-1', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 3621 Can you be annoying a little later? I'm still cleaning the gun... If you don't stop being annoying, I will be angry. sarcasm {'snum': '379049535429165056-2', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 3622 Can you be annoying a little later? I'm still cleaning the gun... Stop being annoying. sarcasm {'snum': '379049535429165056-3', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 3623 Can you be annoying a little later? I'm still cleaning the gun... You're getting on my nerves. sarcasm {'snum': '379049535429165056-4', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 3624 finally home! 11 hr shift and back at it again at noon tomorrow, what fun finally home!! 11 hr shift and back at it again at noon tomorrow, not looking forward to it sarcasm {'snum': '386673326749257728-1', 'incongruency': 'explicit'} ? 3625 finally home! 11 hr shift and back at it again at noon tomorrow, what fun finally home! 11 hr shift and back at it again at noon tomorrow, this is no fun sarcasm {'snum': '386673326749257728-2', 'incongruency': 'explicit'} ? 3626 finally home! 11 hr shift and back at it again at noon tomorrow, what fun I am finally home after a 11 hour shift and hate to return to it again at noon tomorrow. sarcasm {'snum': '386673326749257728-3', 'incongruency': 'explicit'} ? 3627 finally home! 11 hr shift and back at it again at noon tomorrow, what fun Its very tiring to work for 11 hours at a stretch and report back to work by noon on the next day. sarcasm {'snum': '386673326749257728-4', 'incongruency': 'explicit'} ? 3628 finally home! 11 hr shift and back at it again at noon tomorrow, what fun I'm very tired from my work schedule. sarcasm {'snum': '386673326749257728-5', 'incongruency': 'explicit'} ? 3629 So much talk about the Scotland game tonight the whole nation is buzzing!! #TartanArmy No one is talking about the Scotland game tonight the whole nation is quiet!! #TartanArmy sarcasm {'snum': '402761048606113793-1', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 3630 So much talk about the Scotland game tonight the whole nation is buzzing!! #TartanArmy So little talk about the Scotland game tonight the whole nation is ignoring it. #TartanArmy sarcasm {'snum': '402761048606113793-2', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 3631 So much talk about the Scotland game tonight the whole nation is buzzing!! #TartanArmy No one is talking about the Scotland game. sarcasm {'snum': '402761048606113793-3', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 3632 @User Can't wait to go back to school to see everybody again @User I don't want to go back to school to see everybody again sarcasm {'snum': '407338758736850944-1', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 3633 @User Can't wait to go back to school to see everybody again @User I don't want to go back to school to see everybody again sarcasm {'snum': '407338758736850944-2', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 3634 @User Can't wait to go back to school to see everybody again I'm not looking forward to school this year. sarcasm {'snum': '407338758736850944-3', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 3635 @User Can't wait to go back to school to see everybody again I do not want to go back to school. sarcasm {'snum': '407338758736850944-4', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 3636 Waking up with a migraine is just the best Waking up with a migraine is the worst sarcasm {'snum': '421620571856588801-1', 'incongruency': 'explicit'} ? 3637 Waking up with a migraine is just the best Waking up with a migraine is just horrible sarcasm {'snum': '421620571856588801-2', 'incongruency': 'explicit'} ? 3638 Waking up with a migraine is just the best Starting the day with a migraine is awful. sarcasm {'snum': '421620571856588801-3', 'incongruency': 'explicit'} ? 3639 Waking up with a migraine is just the best I hate waking up with a migraine. sarcasm {'snum': '421620571856588801-4', 'incongruency': 'explicit'} ? 3640 Waking up with a migraine is just the best Waking up with a migraine is horrible. sarcasm {'snum': '421620571856588801-5', 'incongruency': 'explicit'} ? 3641 Oh what a beautiful morning oh what a beautiful day,........,.. #fed up #bed It's an ugly morning and a bad day,.........,.. #fed up #bed sarcasm {'snum': '404561289210769408-1', 'incongruency': 'explicit'} ? 3642 Oh what a beautiful morning oh what a beautiful day,........,.. #fed up #bed Oh what a horrible morning oh what a horrible day... sarcasm {'snum': '404561289210769408-2', 'incongruency': 'explicit'} ? 3643 Oh what a beautiful morning oh what a beautiful day,........,.. #fed up #bed Today is a bad day. I'm fed up. sarcasm {'snum': '404561289210769408-3', 'incongruency': 'explicit'} ? 3644 Oh what a beautiful morning oh what a beautiful day,........,.. #fed up #bed I do not feel like getting up this morning and am fed up. sarcasm {'snum': '404561289210769408-4', 'incongruency': 'explicit'} ? 3645 Oh what a beautiful morning oh what a beautiful day,........,.. #fed up #bed I don't like mornings. sarcasm {'snum': '404561289210769408-5', 'incongruency': 'explicit'} ? 3646 If ignorance is bliss. You must be the happiest person on this planet. You are very ignorant. sarcasm {'snum': '383039895695941634-1', 'incongruency': 'explicit'} ? 3647 If ignorance is bliss. You must be the happiest person on this planet. you are really ignorant sarcasm {'snum': '383039895695941634-2', 'incongruency': 'explicit'} ? 3648 If ignorance is bliss. You must be the happiest person on this planet. You're not smart. sarcasm {'snum': '383039895695941634-3', 'incongruency': 'explicit'} ? 3649 If ignorance is bliss. You must be the happiest person on this planet. If ignorance is bliss. You are not the happiest person on this planet. sarcasm {'snum': '383039895695941634-4', 'incongruency': 'explicit'} ? 3650 Well this is just fucking fantastic... #not Well this is not good. sarcasm {'snum': '379086633775009794-1', 'incongruency': 'explicit'} ? 3651 Well this is just fucking fantastic... #not Well this just sucks sarcasm {'snum': '379086633775009794-2', 'incongruency': 'explicit'} ? 3652 Well this is just fucking fantastic... #not Well this is just fucking awful... sarcasm {'snum': '379086633775009794-3', 'incongruency': 'explicit'} ? 3653 Well this is just fucking fantastic... #not This is horrible. sarcasm {'snum': '379086633775009794-4', 'incongruency': 'explicit'} ? 3654 Well this is just fucking fantastic... #not Well this is just not fucking fantastic... #not sarcasm {'snum': '379086633775009794-5', 'incongruency': 'explicit'} ? 3655 Ice cream cereal and crisp what a great dinner!!! #wantfood Ice cream cereal and crisp is not a good dinner !!! #wantfood sarcasm {'snum': '411552625637990400-1', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 3656 Ice cream cereal and crisp what a great dinner!!! #wantfood Ice cream cereal and crisp is a terrible dinner. sarcasm {'snum': '411552625637990400-2', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 3657 Ice cream cereal and crisp what a great dinner!!! #wantfood Ice cream cereal and crisp was a bad dinner!!! #wantfood sarcasm {'snum': '411552625637990400-3', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 3658 Ice cream cereal and crisp what a great dinner!!! #wantfood Ice cream cereal and crisp is a terrible dinner! sarcasm {'snum': '411552625637990400-4', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 3659 Ice cream cereal and crisp what a great dinner!!! #wantfood Ice cream cereal and crisp is an awful dinner!! #wantfood sarcasm {'snum': '411552625637990400-5', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 3660 My lovely neighbour is vacuuming this time of the night My rude neighbor is vacuuming this time of night sarcasm {'snum': '382158585779605504-1', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 3661 My lovely neighbour is vacuuming this time of the night My horrible neighbour is vacuuming this time of the night sarcasm {'snum': '382158585779605504-2', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 3662 My lovely neighbour is vacuuming this time of the night I hate my neighbour for vacuuming at night time. sarcasm {'snum': '382158585779605504-3', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 3663 My lovely neighbour is vacuuming this time of the night My terrible neighbor is vacuuming late at night. sarcasm {'snum': '382158585779605504-4', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 3664 My lovely neighbour is vacuuming this time of the night My neighbor's vacuuming is untimely. sarcasm {'snum': '382158585779605504-5', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 3665 Who needs formal education when you can just preach all your knowledge learned from Netflix documentaries. . Online documentaries are poor education / This person did not study at a proper school. sarcasm {'snum': '379127794363408384-1', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 3666 Who needs formal education when you can just preach all your knowledge learned from Netflix documentaries. . You need formal education because you can't just preach all your knowledge learned from Netflix documentaries. sarcasm {'snum': '379127794363408384-2', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 3667 Who needs formal education when you can just preach all your knowledge learned from Netflix documentaries. . Watching Netflix documentaries doesn't make you an educated person. sarcasm {'snum': '379127794363408384-3', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 3668 Who needs formal education when you can just preach all your knowledge learned from Netflix documentaries. . Watching a lot of documentaries does not make you an expert. sarcasm {'snum': '379127794363408384-4', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 3669 Who needs formal education when you can just preach all your knowledge learned from Netflix documentaries. . We still need formal education even though you can just preach all your knowledge learned form Netflix documentaries. . sarcasm {'snum': '379127794363408384-5', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 3670 I must say, this is the tastiest Stella I have ever had! Worth all $12.70! / Stella (beer) is tastes bad and the price is too much. sarcasm {'snum': '378987689259057152-1', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 3671 I must say, this is the tastiest Stella I have ever had! Worth all $12.70! / I must say, this tastes just like every other Stella I have ever had! Not at all worth $12.70! / sarcasm {'snum': '378987689259057152-2', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 3672 I must say, this is the tastiest Stella I have ever had! Worth all $12.70! / This Stella is not worth $12.70! sarcasm {'snum': '378987689259057152-3', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 3673 I must say, this is the tastiest Stella I have ever had! Worth all $12.70! / The beer was very expensive. sarcasm {'snum': '378987689259057152-4', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 3674 ToUser I hate it when I flex and my shirt rips off. Totally me lool xD Depending on context: A. My physique is not good. B. Body building is a silly sport. sarcasm {'snum': '3.79003E+17-1', 'incongruency': 'explicit'} ? 3675 Christmas is full of festive cheer and happiness especially in my house!!! My house lacks festive cheer and happiness during Christmas. sarcasm {'snum': '414788578045333504-1', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 3676 Christmas is full of festive cheer and happiness especially in my house!!! Christmas in my house isn't full of festive cheer and happiness. sarcasm {'snum': '414788578045333504-2', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 3677 Christmas is full of festive cheer and happiness especially in my house!!! Christmas isn't full of festive cheer and happiness in my house! sarcasm {'snum': '414788578045333504-3', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 3678 Christmas is full of festive cheer and happiness especially in my house!!! My house has no Christmas cheer! sarcasm {'snum': '414788578045333504-4', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 3679 Christmas is full of festive cheer and happiness especially in my house!!! There's certainly no festive cheer and happiness in my house around Christmas! sarcasm {'snum': '414788578045333504-5', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 3680 UT is playing football so well right now, looks like they might play in the Miley Cyrus Bowl. #justbadfootball #fb UT is playing horrible right now. sarcasm {'snum': '379089776315351042-1', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 3681 UT is playing football so well right now, looks like they might play in the Miley Cyrus Bowl. #justbadfootball #fb UT is playing football so horribly right now, looks like they might play in the Miley Cyrus Bowl. sarcasm {'snum': '379089776315351042-2', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 3682 UT is playing football so well right now, looks like they might play in the Miley Cyrus Bowl. #justbadfootball #fb Ut is playing so badly that they deserve to be compared to Miley Cyrus. sarcasm {'snum': '379089776315351042-3', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 3683 UT is playing football so well right now, looks like they might play in the Miley Cyrus Bowl. #justbadfootball #fb UT is playing football so poorly right now, looks like they might play in the Miley Cyrus Bowl. #justbadfootball #fb sarcasm {'snum': '379089776315351042-4', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 3684 UT is playing football so well right now, looks like they might play in the Miley Cyrus Bowl. #justbadfootball #fb UT is playing so poorly right now, looks like they might play in the Miley Cyrus bowl. #justbadfootball #fb sarcasm {'snum': '379089776315351042-5', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 3685 Cory just punched me in the eye playing beer pong. And he wonders why I won't be his girlfriend..... Cory's violent behavior towards me reaffirms my choice not to date him. sarcasm {'snum': '379039590444969984-1', 'incongruency': 'explicit'} ? 3686 Cory just punched me in the eye playing beer pong. And he wonders why I won't be his girlfriend..... I won't be Cory's girlfriend because he is so careless. sarcasm {'snum': '379039590444969984-2', 'incongruency': 'explicit'} ? 3687 Cory just punched me in the eye playing beer pong. And he wonders why I won't be his girlfriend..... Cory just punched me in the eye playing beer pong. This is an example of why I won't be his girlfriend. sarcasm {'snum': '379039590444969984-3', 'incongruency': 'explicit'} ? 3688 It would have been cool to do a hunter classic. Gee thanks Dad for letting me go to finals even though its on your weekend. I am disappointed my dad didn't allow me to attend the hunter classic event on the weekend I was with him. sarcasm {'snum': '379039044774404096-1', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 3689 It would have been cool to do a hunter classic. Gee thanks Dad for letting me go to finals even though its on your weekend. It would have been cool to do a hunter classic. I'm sad that I have to go to finals on Dad's weekend. sarcasm {'snum': '379039044774404096-2', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 3690 It would have been cool to do a hunter classic. Gee thanks Dad for letting me go to finals even though its on your weekend. My dad didnt let me go to the hunters classic because it's his weekend. sarcasm {'snum': '379039044774404096-3', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 3691 It would have been cool to do a hunter classic. Gee thanks Dad for letting me go to finals even though its on your weekend. My dad didn't let me go to the event. sarcasm {'snum': '379039044774404096-4', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 3692 It would have been cool to do a hunter classic. Gee thanks Dad for letting me go to finals even though its on your weekend. It would have been cool to do a hunter classic. Unfortunately Did didn't let me go to finals since it's his weekend. sarcasm {'snum': '379039044774404096-5', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 3693 Always so pleasant talking to you... #Shush I don't enjoy talking to you. sarcasm {'snum': '379273490165030912-1', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 3694 Always so pleasant talking to you... #Shush It is always unpleasant talking to you... #Shush sarcasm {'snum': '379273490165030912-2', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 3695 Always so pleasant talking to you... #Shush I really don't enjoy talking to you. sarcasm {'snum': '379273490165030912-3', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 3696 Always so pleasant talking to you... #Shush Always so unpleasant talking to you... #Shush sarcasm {'snum': '379273490165030912-4', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 3697 Always so pleasant talking to you... #Shush I really don't like talking to you. Please be quiet. sarcasm {'snum': '379273490165030912-5', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 3698 OHHHH, Is it snowing?? I didn't seem to get the memo!! I know that it is snowing, everyone is talking about it. sarcasm {'snum': '400457194640257024-1', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 3699 OHHHH, Is it snowing?? I didn't seem to get the memo!! Everyone keeps telling me that it's snowing, but it's obvious. sarcasm {'snum': '400457194640257024-2', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 3700 OHHHH, Is it snowing?? I didn't seem to get the memo!! Yes, I know it's snow. No need to remind me. sarcasm {'snum': '400457194640257024-3', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 3701 OHHHH, Is it snowing?? I didn't seem to get the memo!! OHHHH, Is it snowing?? I didn't need a memo!! I saw outside sarcasm {'snum': '400457194640257024-4', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 3702 Too obvious kak. Thankyou. Your profesionalisme is the best Your professionalism is terrible. sarcasm {'snum': '379103676553392128-1', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 3703 Too obvious kak. Thankyou. Your profesionalisme is the best You are not very professional. sarcasm {'snum': '379103676553392128-2', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 3704 Too obvious kak. Thankyou. Your profesionalisme is the best Too obvious, kak. You are unprofessional. sarcasm {'snum': '379103676553392128-3', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 3705 Too obvious kak. Thankyou. Your profesionalisme is the best Too obvious kak. Thankyou. Your profesionalisme is the worst. sarcasm {'snum': '379103676553392128-4', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 3706 Too obvious kak. Thankyou. Your profesionalisme is the best Too obvious kak. no Thankyou. Your profesionalisme is not the best sarcasm {'snum': '379103676553392128-5', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 3707 Headache and preparing a meal for one for dinner, I don't think my life had ever been so exciting! #sorrysunday My life is pretty boring. I have a headache and I am preparing a meal for one. sarcasm {'snum': '404558656299356160-1', 'incongruency': 'explicit'} ? 3708 Headache and preparing a meal for one for dinner, I don't think my life had ever been so exciting! #sorrysunday Headache and preparing a meal for one for dinner, I do not lead an exciting life. sarcasm {'snum': '404558656299356160-2', 'incongruency': 'explicit'} ? 3709 Headache and preparing a meal for one for dinner, I don't think my life had ever been so exciting! #sorrysunday Headache and preparing a meal for one for dinner, I don't think my life had ever been so terdious! #sorrysunday sarcasm {'snum': '404558656299356160-3', 'incongruency': 'explicit'} ? 3710 Headache and preparing a meal for one for dinner, I don't think my life had ever been so exciting! #sorrysunday Headache and preparing a meal for one for dinner, I don't think my life had ever been so boring! #sorrysunday sarcasm {'snum': '404558656299356160-4', 'incongruency': 'explicit'} ? 3711 Headache and preparing a meal for one for dinner, I don't think my life had ever been so exciting! #sorrysunday Headache and preparing a meal for one for dinner, My life is so boring. sarcasm {'snum': '404558656299356160-5', 'incongruency': 'explicit'} ? 3712 Awh. Really cute that everybody gives a fuck. s #Annoyed I'm annoyed that nobody cares. sarcasm {'snum': '379044379744165888-1', 'incongruency': 'explicit'} ? 3713 Awh. Really cute that everybody gives a fuck. s #Annoyed It really sucks that nobody cares. sarcasm {'snum': '379044379744165888-2', 'incongruency': 'explicit'} ? 3714 Awh. Really cute that everybody gives a fuck. s #Annoyed I'm annoyed that nobody cares. sarcasm {'snum': '379044379744165888-3', 'incongruency': 'explicit'} ? 3715 Awh. Really cute that everybody gives a fuck. s #Annoyed It's not fun that no one gives a fuck. sarcasm {'snum': '379044379744165888-4', 'incongruency': 'explicit'} ? 3716 Is Thanksgiving today? I would have never known if it weren't for social media..... Close call. Everyone is talking about it being Thanksgiving on social media, as if everyone didn't know. sarcasm {'snum': '406077168327081984-1', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 3717 Is Thanksgiving today? I would have never known if it weren't for social media..... Close call. I didn't need all these posts on social media to tell me that it is Thanksgiving. sarcasm {'snum': '406077168327081984-2', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 3718 Is Thanksgiving today? I would have never known if it weren't for social media..... Close call. Is Thanksgiving today? I would have known even if it weren't for social media..... sarcasm {'snum': '406077168327081984-3', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 3719 Yes, ref, I did trip that girl! That's why I'm on the ground and she's running off. Good call! No, I didn't trip the girl. sarcasm {'snum': '378955888993656832-1', 'incongruency': 'explicit'} ? 3720 Yes, ref, I did trip that girl! That's why I'm on the ground and she's running off. Good call! No, ref, I didn't trip that girl! That's why I'm on the ground and she's running off. Terrible call! sarcasm {'snum': '378955888993656832-2', 'incongruency': 'explicit'} ? 3721 Yes, ref, I did trip that girl! That's why I'm on the ground and she's running off. Good call! No, I didn't trip that girl. That's why I'm on the ground and she's running off. sarcasm {'snum': '378955888993656832-3', 'incongruency': 'explicit'} ? 3722 Yes, ref, I did trip that girl! That's why I'm on the ground and she's running off. Good call! I didn't trip that girl, ref. That's why I'm on the ground and she's running off. Awful call. sarcasm {'snum': '378955888993656832-4', 'incongruency': 'explicit'} ? 3723 Yes, ref, I did trip that girl! That's why I'm on the ground and she's running off. Good call! Yes, ref, that girl tripped me! That's why I'm on the ground and she's running off. Bad Call! sarcasm {'snum': '378955888993656832-5', 'incongruency': 'explicit'} ? 3724 Made two cups of tea so my brother could have one to find he already has one! Glad to see he made me one I wish my brother had thought to make me a cup of tea since I went out of my way to make him one. sarcasm {'snum': '378966835741597696-1', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 3725 Made two cups of tea so my brother could have one to find he already has one! Glad to see he made me one Made two cups of tea so my brother could have one to find he already has one! Why didn't he make me one?! sarcasm {'snum': '378966835741597696-2', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 3726 Made two cups of tea so my brother could have one to find he already has one! Glad to see he made me one Made two cups of tea so my brother could have one to find he already has one! He should have made me one, too. sarcasm {'snum': '378966835741597696-3', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 3727 Made two cups of tea so my brother could have one to find he already has one! Glad to see he made me one I made two cups of coffee to give one to my brother but then I found out he had already left. I think he's a jerk for not making me one! sarcasm {'snum': '378966835741597696-4', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 3728 Made two cups of tea so my brother could have one to find he already has one! Glad to see he made me one I am more considerate than my brother. sarcasm {'snum': '378966835741597696-5', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 3729 Finally getting a hair cut today!! It's only been 6 months... #nbd #byebyesplitends After six months I'm finally getting a hair cut. sarcasm {'snum': '420575828863639552-1', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 3730 Finally getting a hair cut today!! It's only been 6 months... #nbd #byebyesplitends I should have gotten a hair cut 6 months ago but I'm finally cutting it today. sarcasm {'snum': '420575828863639552-2', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 3731 Finally getting a hair cut today!! It's only been 6 months... #nbd #byebyesplitends I should have got my hair cut earlier. sarcasm {'snum': '420575828863639552-3', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 3732 Finally getting a hair cut today!! It's only been 6 months... #nbd #byebyesplitends Finally getting a hair cut today!!! It's been more than 6 months and I really need it. sarcasm {'snum': '420575828863639552-4', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 3733 Dear cat. You don't even understand the appreciation I have for your actions. Emily #No Sometimes my cat does things that bother me. sarcasm {'snum': '380522086894034945-1', 'incongruency': 'explicit'} ? 3734 Dear cat. You don't even understand the appreciation I have for your actions. Emily #No I hate my cat's actions. sarcasm {'snum': '380522086894034945-2', 'incongruency': 'explicit'} ? 3735 Dear cat. You don't even understand the appreciation I have for your actions. Emily #No I hate my cat's actions. sarcasm {'snum': '380522086894034945-3', 'incongruency': 'explicit'} ? 3736 Dear cat. You don't even understand the appreciation I have for your actions. Emily #No Dear cat. You don't even understand the unappreciation I have for your actions. Emily #No sarcasm {'snum': '380522086894034945-4', 'incongruency': 'explicit'} ? 3737 Dear cat. You don't even understand the appreciation I have for your actions. Emily #No Dear cat. You con't even understand my annoyance at your actions. Emily #no sarcasm {'snum': '380522086894034945-5', 'incongruency': 'explicit'} ? 3738 ToUser loved hearing that read out , so pleased your all taking notice #whispertahbabes #imhilarious People didn't pay attention to something I found to be important. sarcasm {'snum': '379058725736423424-1', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 3739 ToUser loved hearing that read out , so pleased your all taking notice #whispertahbabes #imhilarious I hated hearing that read out, I am not pleased you are all taking notice. sarcasm {'snum': '379058725736423424-2', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 3740 ToUser loved hearing that read out , so pleased your all taking notice #whispertahbabes #imhilarious Hated hearing that read out, so aggravated you're all taking notice sarcasm {'snum': '379058725736423424-3', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 3741 ToUser loved hearing that read out , so pleased your all taking notice #whispertahbabes #imhilarious I don't want to hear that read out. sarcasm {'snum': '379058725736423424-4', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 3742 ToUser loved hearing that read out , so pleased your all taking notice #whispertahbabes #imhilarious @User didn't like hearing that read out , so pleased your all taking notice #whispertahbabes #imhilarious sarcasm {'snum': '379058725736423424-5', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 3743 Well that was worth timing a nighttime feed for! #MayweatherAlvarez #shouldastayedinbed The Mayweather Alvarez match was very disappointing. sarcasm {'snum': '379114350935822336-1', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 3744 Well that was worth timing a nighttime feed for! #MayweatherAlvarez #shouldastayedinbed That was not worth timing a nighttime feed for! sarcasm {'snum': '379114350935822336-2', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 3745 Well that was worth timing a nighttime feed for! #MayweatherAlvarez #shouldastayedinbed That fight wasn't worth timing a nighttime feed for. sarcasm {'snum': '379114350935822336-3', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 3746 Well that was worth timing a nighttime feed for! #MayweatherAlvarez #shouldastayedinbed Well that was not worth timing a nighttime feed for! #MayweatherAlvarez #shouldastayedinbed sarcasm {'snum': '379114350935822336-4', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 3747 Well that was worth timing a nighttime feed for! #MayweatherAlvarez #shouldastayedinbed That was a waste of time. sarcasm {'snum': '379114350935822336-5', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 3748 I love seeing that iOS 7 is bringing everyone together.:) #ICouldCareLessAboutit I don't understand why people care so much about iOS 7 sarcasm {'snum': '380380459500601344-1', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 3749 I love seeing that iOS 7 is bringing everyone together.:) #ICouldCareLessAboutit I don't care about iOS 7. sarcasm {'snum': '380380459500601344-2', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 3750 I love seeing that iOS 7 is bringing everyone together.:) #ICouldCareLessAboutit I am tired of hearing about iOS7. sarcasm {'snum': '380380459500601344-3', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 3751 I love seeing that iOS 7 is bringing everyone together.:) #ICouldCareLessAboutit I don't love seeing that iOS 7 is bringing everyone together.:) #ICouldCareLessAboutit sarcasm {'snum': '380380459500601344-4', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 3752 Like omg I'm totes watching the game. I'm like so different from other girls. Like you should marry me. #iamwatchingthegamethough Watching sports makes me feel like I am just another guy friend. sarcasm {'snum': '378997557751721984-1', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 3753 Like omg I'm totes watching the game. I'm like so different from other girls. Like you should marry me. #iamwatchingthegamethough Girls who watch the game are not different from other girls. sarcasm {'snum': '378997557751721984-2', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 3754 Like omg I'm totes watching the game. I'm like so different from other girls. Like you should marry me. #iamwatchingthegamethough Every girl says they actually watch the game so they're different from the other girls. sarcasm {'snum': '378997557751721984-3', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 3755 Like omg I'm totes watching the game. I'm like so different from other girls. Like you should marry me. #iamwatchingthegamethough Like omg I'm totes watching the game. I'm like so not different from other girls. Like you should marry me. #iamwatchingthegamethough sarcasm {'snum': '378997557751721984-4', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 3756 @SayMyName2 #dses2013... is this what a leader looks like? #justsaying #teamskeetle http://t.co/B8XqnIoCWg This person looks very unprofessional. sarcasm {'snum': '389536641624178688-1', 'incongruency': 'explicit'} ? 3757 @SayMyName2 #dses2013... is this what a leader looks like? #justsaying #teamskeetle http://t.co/B8XqnIoCWg This is not what a leader looks like. sarcasm {'snum': '389536641624178688-2', 'incongruency': 'explicit'} ? 3758 @SayMyName2 #dses2013... is this what a leader looks like? #justsaying #teamskeetle http://t.co/B8XqnIoCWg This is not what a leader looks like. sarcasm {'snum': '389536641624178688-3', 'incongruency': 'explicit'} ? 3759 @SayMyName2 #dses2013... is this what a leader looks like? #justsaying #teamskeetle http://t.co/B8XqnIoCWg .@SayMyName2 #dses2013... This is not what a leader looks like #justsaying #teamskeetle http://t.co/B8XqnIoCWg sarcasm {'snum': '389536641624178688-4', 'incongruency': 'explicit'} ? 3760 Celebrating' Christmas hol tomorrow with 2 bedside teaching! Fuuuu Really a celebration! #nervous #whathaveIlearnt Instead of celebrating Christmas, I have to work. I am not happy about this. sarcasm {'snum': '415523935686373376-1', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 3761 Celebrating' Christmas hol tomorrow with 2 bedside teaching! Fuuuu Really a celebration! #nervous #whathaveIlearnt Celebrating' Christmas hol tomorrow with 2 bedside teaching! Not really a celebration! sarcasm {'snum': '415523935686373376-2', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 3762 Celebrating' Christmas hol tomorrow with 2 bedside teaching! Fuuuu Really a celebration! #nervous #whathaveIlearnt 2 bedside teaching tomorrow is not a good way to celebrate Christmas hol. sarcasm {'snum': '415523935686373376-3', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 3763 Celebrating' Christmas hol tomorrow with 2 bedside teaching! Fuuuu Really a celebration! #nervous #whathaveIlearnt I'm spending the Christmas hol tomorrow with 2 bedside teaching! It is certainly not a celebration! #nervous #whathaveIlearnt sarcasm {'snum': '415523935686373376-4', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 3764 Celebrating' Christmas hol tomorrow with 2 bedside teaching! Fuuuu Really a celebration! #nervous #whathaveIlearnt Not 'Celebrating' Christmas hol tomorrow with 2 bedside teaching! Fuuuu Really a celebration! #nervous #whathaveIlearnt sarcasm {'snum': '415523935686373376-5', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 3765 - of this match to save my eye being hit by a high heel . But in all serious, hell no melina i've never - ToUser ToUser This object could prevent me from being assaulted, as the situation may become hostile. sarcasm {'snum': '378968200437702656-1', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 3766 - of this match to save my eye being hit by a high heel . But in all serious, hell no melina i've never - ToUser ToUser I didn't want to get hit by a high heel. sarcasm {'snum': '378968200437702656-2', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 3767 Pleased to say I didnt have a 'bukkake' party or was 'spaffed' on yesterday, pretty good to say I was the only girl with 5 lads! People thought I was promiscuous being with 5 men. sarcasm {'snum': '379192704976293888-1', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 3768 Pleased to say I didnt have a 'bukkake' party or was 'spaffed' on yesterday, pretty good to say I was the only girl with 5 lads! Not pleased to say I did have a 'bukkake' party or was 'spaffed' on yesterday, pretty good to say I was the only girl with 5 lads! sarcasm {'snum': '379192704976293888-2', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 3769 Pleased to say I didnt have a 'bukkake' party or was 'spaffed' on yesterday, pretty good to say I was the only girl with 5 lads! Please to say I didn't have a 'bukkake' party or was 'spaffed' on yesterday, but feels horrible to say I was the only girl with 5 lads! sarcasm {'snum': '379192704976293888-3', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 3770 What a cracking evening that was! #dontevermentionsocials I can't wait to find the person that decided to invite 4 random people It was very awkward at the social. sarcasm {'snum': '379155177162690560-1', 'incongruency': 'explicit'} ? 3771 What a cracking evening that was! #dontevermentionsocials I can't wait to find the person that decided to invite 4 random people What an awful evening that was! I want to find the person that decided to invite 4 random people. sarcasm {'snum': '379155177162690560-2', 'incongruency': 'explicit'} ? 3772 What a cracking evening that was! #dontevermentionsocials I can't wait to find the person that decided to invite 4 random people That night was so awful. I'm mad at the person that decided to invite 4 random people. sarcasm {'snum': '379155177162690560-3', 'incongruency': 'explicit'} ? 3773 What a cracking evening that was! #dontevermentionsocials I can't wait to find the person that decided to invite 4 random people What a bad evening that was! #dontevermentionsocials I can't wait to find the person that decided to invite 4 random people sarcasm {'snum': '379155177162690560-4', 'incongruency': 'explicit'} ? 3774 What a cracking evening that was! #dontevermentionsocials I can't wait to find the person that decided to invite 4 random people What a horrible event that was. I can't wait to find out who made the poor decision to invite four random people. sarcasm {'snum': '379155177162690560-5', 'incongruency': 'explicit'} ? 3775 Never new there was so many boxing fans until tonight Many people don't care about boxing, but just pretend to around others. sarcasm {'snum': '379106810646384640-1', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 3776 Never new there was so many boxing fans until tonight These new boxing fans aren't actually real fans. sarcasm {'snum': '379106810646384640-2', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 3777 Never new there was so many boxing fans until tonight Lots of people are acting like they are boxing fans when they're not. sarcasm {'snum': '379106810646384640-3', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 3778 Never new there was so many boxing fans until tonight I always knew there were a lot many boxing fans sarcasm {'snum': '379106810646384640-4', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 3779 Never new there was so many boxing fans until tonight Never knew there weren't so many boxing fans until tonight sarcasm {'snum': '379106810646384640-5', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 3780 finally know the lyrics to royals #pandora #wronglyrics http://t.co/g4GBKFWwb9 I have been singing the wrong lyrics to a song for a while now. sarcasm {'snum': '422839928477982720-1', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 3781 finally know the lyrics to royals #pandora #wronglyrics http://t.co/g4GBKFWwb9 When I found out the actual lyrics to Royals, I noticed that I had been singing them wrong this whole time. sarcasm {'snum': '422839928477982720-2', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 3782 finally know the lyrics to royals #pandora #wronglyrics http://t.co/g4GBKFWwb9 Pandora has the wrong lyrics listed for Royals. sarcasm {'snum': '422839928477982720-3', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 3783 finally know the lyrics to royals #pandora #wronglyrics http://t.co/g4GBKFWwb9 I still don't know the right lyrics to Royals. sarcasm {'snum': '422839928477982720-4', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 3784 finally know the lyrics to royals #pandora #wronglyrics http://t.co/g4GBKFWwb9 still don't know the lyrics to royals #pandora #wronglyrics http://t.co/g4GBKFWwb9 sarcasm {'snum': '422839928477982720-5', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 3785 my English has gotten rusty, one of many pros of being a TEACHER Trying to deal with students all day as a teacher has affected my personal life and knowledge. sarcasm {'snum': '404746247799443456-1', 'incongruency': 'explicit'} ? 3786 my English has gotten rusty, one of many pros of being a TEACHER My English has gotten rusty, one of the many cons of being a teacher. sarcasm {'snum': '404746247799443456-2', 'incongruency': 'explicit'} ? 3787 my English has gotten rusty, one of many pros of being a TEACHER My english has gotten rusty. This is one of the many cons of being a teacher. sarcasm {'snum': '404746247799443456-3', 'incongruency': 'explicit'} ? 3788 my English has gotten rusty, one of many pros of being a TEACHER my English has gotten rusty, one of many cons of being a TEACHER sarcasm {'snum': '404746247799443456-4', 'incongruency': 'explicit'} ? 3789 my English has gotten rusty, one of many pros of being a TEACHER my English has gotten rusty, not one of many pros of being a TEACHER sarcasm {'snum': '404746247799443456-5', 'incongruency': 'explicit'} ? 3790 When your eyebrows are fully grown and you feel 10x more uglier than what you usually feel it I dislike my eyebrows and they make me feel ugly. sarcasm {'snum': '378998472604545025-1', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 3791 Your maturity level is through the roof. Your maturity level is very low. sarcasm {'snum': '419170567246213120-1', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 3792 Your maturity level is through the roof. Your immaturity level is through the roof. sarcasm {'snum': '419170567246213120-2', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 3793 Your maturity level is through the roof. You have no maturity. sarcasm {'snum': '419170567246213120-3', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 3794 Your maturity level is through the roof. Your maturity level is so low. sarcasm {'snum': '419170567246213120-4', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 3795 Your maturity level is through the roof. You are not being very mature. sarcasm {'snum': '419170567246213120-5', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 3796 Chemistry is a free A I don't get why people are complaining about it. Chemistry is hard, I know why people are complaining about it. sarcasm {'snum': '387608137110261760-1', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 3797 Chemistry is a free A I don't get why people are complaining about it. Chemistry is not a free A I completely understand why people complain about it. sarcasm {'snum': '387608137110261760-2', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 3798 Chemistry is a free A I don't get why people are complaining about it. Chemistry is hard. sarcasm {'snum': '387608137110261760-3', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 3799 Chemistry is a free A I don't get why people are complaining about it. Chemistry class is hard. sarcasm {'snum': '387608137110261760-4', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 3800 @User You should definitely post 5 more pictures of yourself. @User you are posting too many pictures of yourself. sarcasm {'snum': '397167641472667649-1', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 3801 @User You should definitely post 5 more pictures of yourself. You need to stop posting all those pictures of yourself sarcasm {'snum': '397167641472667649-2', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 3802 @User You should definitely post 5 more pictures of yourself. Seriously, stop posting pictures of yourself. sarcasm {'snum': '397167641472667649-3', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 3803 @User You should definitely post 5 more pictures of yourself. Please stop posting pictures. sarcasm {'snum': '397167641472667649-4', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 3804 Dating a drug addict .. Wouldn't that be fun. Dating a drug addict .. Wouldn't that be horrible. sarcasm {'snum': '379264793531535360-1', 'incongruency': 'explicit'} ? 3805 Dating a drug addict .. Wouldn't that be fun. Dating a drug addict would not be fun. sarcasm {'snum': '379264793531535360-2', 'incongruency': 'explicit'} ? 3806 Dating a drug addict .. Wouldn't that be fun. Dating a drug addict .. That would not be fun sarcasm {'snum': '379264793531535360-3', 'incongruency': 'explicit'} ? 3807 Dating a drug addict .. Wouldn't that be fun. Dating a drug addict would be awful. sarcasm {'snum': '379264793531535360-4', 'incongruency': 'explicit'} ? 3808 Dating a drug addict .. Wouldn't that be fun. It would not be fun to date a drug addict. sarcasm {'snum': '379264793531535360-5', 'incongruency': 'explicit'} ? 3809 Hurrah! The game is on sky sports! I knew we paid all this money for a reason! The game is on sky sports! We paid all this money for no reason! sarcasm {'snum': '379005222699679744-1', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 3810 Hurrah! The game is on sky sports! I knew we paid all this money for a reason! The game is on sky sports. At least we get something for all the money we pay them. sarcasm {'snum': '379005222699679744-2', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 3811 Just seeing that just made me feel so great Just seeing that just made me feel so awful sarcasm {'snum': '379021258580848640-1', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 3812 Just seeing that just made me feel so great Just seeing that just made me feel so horrible sarcasm {'snum': '379021258580848640-2', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 3813 Just seeing that just made me feel so great Just seeing that just made me feel so awful sarcasm {'snum': '379021258580848640-3', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 3814 Just seeing that just made me feel so great I feel bad after seeing what just happened. sarcasm {'snum': '379021258580848640-4', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 3815 Just seeing that just made me feel so great Just seeing that made me feel so awful sarcasm {'snum': '379021258580848640-5', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 3816 I love not having any friends in NC it's so awesome #bored I HATE not having any friends in NC it's so awful. sarcasm {'snum': '378961349151191040-1', 'incongruency': 'explicit'} ? 3817 I love not having any friends in NC it's so awesome #bored I hate not having any friends in NC it sucks. #bored sarcasm {'snum': '378961349151191040-2', 'incongruency': 'explicit'} ? 3818 I love not having any friends in NC it's so awesome #bored I hate not having any friends in NC. It's so terrible. sarcasm {'snum': '378961349151191040-3', 'incongruency': 'explicit'} ? 3819 I love not having any friends in NC it's so awesome #bored I hate not having any friends in NC #bored sarcasm {'snum': '378961349151191040-4', 'incongruency': 'explicit'} ? 3820 I love not having any friends in NC it's so awesome #bored I hate not having any friends in NC. It's awful. sarcasm {'snum': '378961349151191040-5', 'incongruency': 'explicit'} ? 3821 Hey, thanks for inviting me tonight! #MeansAlot ? Hey, thanks for not inviting me tonight! #MeansAlot ? sarcasm {'snum': '390702312228134912-1', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 3822 Hey, thanks for inviting me tonight! #MeansAlot ? I wish you had invited me tonight! sarcasm {'snum': '390702312228134912-2', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 3823 Hey, thanks for inviting me tonight! #MeansAlot ? I'm upset that you did not invite me tonight. sarcasm {'snum': '390702312228134912-3', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 3824 Hey, thanks for inviting me tonight! #MeansAlot ? I wish you had invited me tonight! #MeansAlot sarcasm {'snum': '390702312228134912-4', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 3825 Hey, thanks for inviting me tonight! #MeansAlot ? Hey, thanks for not inviting me tonight! #MeansAlot ? sarcasm {'snum': '390702312228134912-5', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 3826 Sunny, windy and freezing. What a great day. #work #fallishere http://t.co/GQIXD1iBOp Sunny, windy and freezing. What a horrible day. #work #faillishere sarcasm {'snum': '380389247767027712-1', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 3827 Sunny, windy and freezing. What a great day. #work #fallishere http://t.co/GQIXD1iBOp Sunny, windy and freezing. What a horrible day. sarcasm {'snum': '380389247767027712-2', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 3828 Sunny, windy and freezing. What a great day. #work #fallishere http://t.co/GQIXD1iBOp Sunny, windy and freezing. What a horrible day. sarcasm {'snum': '380389247767027712-3', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 3829 Sunny, windy and freezing. What a great day. #work #fallishere http://t.co/GQIXD1iBOp I HATE THAT TODAY IS SUNNY, WINDY AND FREEZING. sarcasm {'snum': '380389247767027712-4', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 3830 Sunny, windy and freezing. What a great day. #work #fallishere http://t.co/GQIXD1iBOp Sunny, windy and freezing. This is not a great day. sarcasm {'snum': '380389247767027712-5', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 3831 Geez! Sometimes I am so mature. Geez! Sometimes I am so immature. sarcasm {'snum': '388922558692614144-1', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 3832 Geez! Sometimes I am so mature. Geez! Sometimes I am so immature. sarcasm {'snum': '388922558692614144-2', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 3833 Geez! Sometimes I am so mature. Geez! Sometimes I am immature. sarcasm {'snum': '388922558692614144-3', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 3834 Geez! Sometimes I am so mature. Sometines I am so immature. sarcasm {'snum': '388922558692614144-4', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 3835 Geez! Sometimes I am so mature. Geez! Sometimes I am so immature. sarcasm {'snum': '388922558692614144-5', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 3836 My eldest child is even more of a morning person than I am! My eldest child is even worse in the morning than I am. sarcasm {'snum': '379225400913559552-1', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 3837 My eldest child is even more of a morning person than I am! My eldest child hates mornings even more than I do! sarcasm {'snum': '379225400913559552-2', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 3838 My eldest child is even more of a morning person than I am! My eldest child is even less of a morning person than I am! sarcasm {'snum': '379225400913559552-3', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 3839 My eldest child is even more of a morning person than I am! My eldest child is even less of a morning person than I am! sarcasm {'snum': '379225400913559552-4', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 3840 First The Room now Mortal Kombat, is there nothing Tommy Wiseau can't do? #dafuqisheon http://t.co/7hViMYhMrH Tommy Wiseau is a horrible actor in everything from The Room to Mortal Kombat. sarcasm {'snum': '379204920462688256-1', 'incongruency': 'explicit'} ? 3841 First The Room now Mortal Kombat, is there nothing Tommy Wiseau can't do? #dafuqisheon http://t.co/7hViMYhMrH Tommy Wiseau is making bad things. First The Room, now Mortal Kombat. sarcasm {'snum': '379204920462688256-2', 'incongruency': 'explicit'} ? 3842 First The Room now Mortal Kombat, is there nothing Tommy Wiseau can't do? #dafuqisheon http://t.co/7hViMYhMrH First The Room now Mortal Kombat, is there anything Tommy Wiseau can do? sarcasm {'snum': '379204920462688256-3', 'incongruency': 'explicit'} ? 3843 First The Room now Mortal Kombat, is there nothing Tommy Wiseau can't do? #dafuqisheon http://t.co/7hViMYhMrH First The Room now Mortal Kombat, is there nothing Tommy Wiseau can do? #dafuqisheon http://t.co/7hViMYhMrH sarcasm {'snum': '379204920462688256-4', 'incongruency': 'explicit'} ? 3844 I love how we're the only school that doesn't have a homecoming dance.. I hate how we're the only school that doesn't have a homecoming dance.. sarcasm {'snum': '379059853555036160-1', 'incongruency': 'explicit'} ? 3845 I love how we're the only school that doesn't have a homecoming dance.. I hate how we're the only school that doesn't have a homecoming dance. sarcasm {'snum': '379059853555036160-2', 'incongruency': 'explicit'} ? 3846 I love how we're the only school that doesn't have a homecoming dance.. I hate that we're the only school that doesn't have a homecoming dance... sarcasm {'snum': '379059853555036160-3', 'incongruency': 'explicit'} ? 3847 I love how we're the only school that doesn't have a homecoming dance.. I hate how we're the only school that doesn't have a homecoming dance.. sarcasm {'snum': '379059853555036160-4', 'incongruency': 'explicit'} ? 3848 I love how we're the only school that doesn't have a homecoming dance.. I hate it that we are the only school that does not have a homecoming dance. sarcasm {'snum': '379059853555036160-5', 'incongruency': 'explicit'} ? 3849 That'll help his low self esteem. That will not help his low self esteem. sarcasm {'snum': '378981904856272896-1', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 3850 That'll help his low self esteem. That won't help his low self esteem. sarcasm {'snum': '378981904856272896-2', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 3851 That'll help his low self esteem. That will not help his low self esteem. sarcasm {'snum': '378981904856272896-3', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 3852 That'll help his low self esteem. That won't help his low self esteem. sarcasm {'snum': '378981904856272896-4', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 3853 That'll help his low self esteem. That'll hurt his low self esteem. sarcasm {'snum': '378981904856272896-5', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 3854 Going on twitter at church is guaranteeing me a spot in heaven! Going on twitter at church is going to send me straight to hell. sarcasm {'snum': '379262596589060096-1', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 3855 Going on twitter at church is guaranteeing me a spot in heaven! I don't think going on twitter at church is guaranteeing me a spot in heaven. sarcasm {'snum': '379262596589060096-2', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 3856 Going on twitter at church is guaranteeing me a spot in heaven! Going on twitter at church is reducing my likelihood of getting a spot in heaven. sarcasm {'snum': '379262596589060096-3', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 3857 Going on twitter at church is guaranteeing me a spot in heaven! Going on twitter at church is not guaranteeing me a spot in heaven! sarcasm {'snum': '379262596589060096-4', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 3858 Its has always been amazing going out ALONE. -_- http://t.co/1h3r1UpX1Q Its has always been horrible going out ALONE. -_- sarcasm {'snum': '395494919856726016-1', 'incongruency': 'explicit'} ? 3859 Its has always been amazing going out ALONE. -_- http://t.co/1h3r1UpX1Q It has never been fun going out alone. sarcasm {'snum': '395494919856726016-2', 'incongruency': 'explicit'} ? 3860 Its has always been amazing going out ALONE. -_- http://t.co/1h3r1UpX1Q Its always been so hard going out alone. sarcasm {'snum': '395494919856726016-3', 'incongruency': 'explicit'} ? 3861 Its has always been amazing going out ALONE. -_- http://t.co/1h3r1UpX1Q It has always been terrible going out alone. sarcasm {'snum': '395494919856726016-4', 'incongruency': 'explicit'} ? 3862 Its has always been amazing going out ALONE. -_- http://t.co/1h3r1UpX1Q I don't like going out by myself. sarcasm {'snum': '395494919856726016-5', 'incongruency': 'explicit'} ? 3863 Because Kuwait needs another shopping mall... http://t.co/iDcnRgxHRV Kuwait does not need another shopping mall.... http://t.co/iDcnRgxHRV sarcasm {'snum': '414722325893107712-1', 'incongruency': 'explicit'} ? 3864 Because Kuwait needs another shopping mall... http://t.co/iDcnRgxHRV Kuwait really doesn't need another shopping mall... http://t.co/iDcnRgxHRV sarcasm {'snum': '414722325893107712-2', 'incongruency': 'explicit'} ? 3865 Because Kuwait needs another shopping mall... http://t.co/iDcnRgxHRV Kuwait does not need another shopping mall... http://t.co/iDcnRgxHRV sarcasm {'snum': '414722325893107712-3', 'incongruency': 'explicit'} ? 3866 Because Kuwait needs another shopping mall... http://t.co/iDcnRgxHRV Kuwait doesn't need another shopping mall. sarcasm {'snum': '414722325893107712-4', 'incongruency': 'explicit'} ? 3867 Because Kuwait needs another shopping mall... http://t.co/iDcnRgxHRV Kuwait does not need another shopping mall. sarcasm {'snum': '414722325893107712-5', 'incongruency': 'explicit'} ? 3868 Weekend off and nothing to do... Yeah #livingthedream Weekend off and nothing to do... Yeah #notlivingthedream sarcasm {'snum': '378947527481253888-1', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 3869 Weekend off and nothing to do... Yeah #livingthedream Weekend off and nothing to do... Yeah not living the dream sarcasm {'snum': '378947527481253888-2', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 3870 Weekend off and nothing to do... Yeah #livingthedream Weekend off and nothing to do. This is disappointing. sarcasm {'snum': '378947527481253888-3', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 3871 Weekend off and nothing to do... Yeah #livingthedream I don't have plans this weekend. sarcasm {'snum': '378947527481253888-4', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 3872 Weekend off and nothing to do... Yeah #livingthedream Weekend off and nothing to do... #notlivingthedream sarcasm {'snum': '378947527481253888-5', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 3873 The X factor had produced some real class talent that has helped the music industry greatly over the last few years ... The X factor has not produced any real talent and has not helped the music industry greatly over the last few years. sarcasm {'snum': '378963133270077440-1', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 3874 The X factor had produced some real class talent that has helped the music industry greatly over the last few years ... The X factor hasn't produced any real class talent and hasn't helped the music industry over the last few years ... sarcasm {'snum': '378963133270077440-2', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 3875 The X factor had produced some real class talent that has helped the music industry greatly over the last few years ... The talent featured on the X factor hasn't helped the music industry over the years. sarcasm {'snum': '378963133270077440-3', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 3876 The X factor had produced some real class talent that has helped the music industry greatly over the last few years ... The X factor really hasn't produced any real talent that has helped the music industry in the last few years. sarcasm {'snum': '378963133270077440-4', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 3877 The X factor had produced some real class talent that has helped the music industry greatly over the last few years ... The X factor hasn't produced any real class talent that has helped the music industry greatly over the last few years ... sarcasm {'snum': '378963133270077440-5', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 3878 But hey at least the refs were fair. But hey the refs weren't fair at all! sarcasm {'snum': '424014236717563904-1', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 3879 But hey at least the refs were fair. Hey, the refs were unfair sarcasm {'snum': '424014236717563904-2', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 3880 But hey at least the refs were fair. The refs were certainly not fair. sarcasm {'snum': '424014236717563904-3', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 3881 But hey at least the refs were fair. I didn't think the refs were fair. sarcasm {'snum': '424014236717563904-4', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 3882 Believe in yourself like Kanye believes in himself... Love yourself like Kanye loves himself. #advise #wisdom #kinda... Kanye west is very egotistical. Do not be like Kanye. sarcasm {'snum': '383394758262923265-1', 'incongruency': 'explicit'} ? 3883 Believe in yourself like Kanye believes in himself... Love yourself like Kanye loves himself. #advise #wisdom #kinda... Don't behave like Kanye behaves, he is very full of himself. sarcasm {'snum': '383394758262923265-2', 'incongruency': 'explicit'} ? 3884 Believe in yourself like Kanye believes in himself... Love yourself like Kanye loves himself. #advise #wisdom #kinda... Not really all that much wisdom in loving yourself like Kanye loves himself. sarcasm {'snum': '383394758262923265-3', 'incongruency': 'explicit'} ? 3885 NFL running out there best referee today. Jeff Triplette has done a great job this year! The NFL referee Jeff Triplette has made poor decisions today. sarcasm {'snum': '4.19909E+17-1', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 3886 So I get the privilege of working on Black Friday.... I'm not happy to be working on Black Friday. sarcasm {'snum': '403759273978519552-1', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 3887 So I get the privilege of working on Black Friday.... My company hates me so I have to work Black Friday. sarcasm {'snum': '403759273978519552-2', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 3888 So I get the privilege of working on Black Friday.... It is like punishment to work on Black Friday sarcasm {'snum': '403759273978519552-3', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 3889 So I get the privilege of working on Black Friday.... Today will be a busy day at work and I am not looking forward to it. sarcasm {'snum': '403759273978519552-4', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 3890 So I get the privilege of working on Black Friday.... I have to work on Black Friday and I'm not excited about it. sarcasm {'snum': '403759273978519552-5', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 3891 Peyton Manning has lost most of his arm strength. #DENvsKC Peyton Manning still has a lot of his arm strength. sarcasm {'snum': '407268009867108352-1', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 3892 Peyton Manning has lost most of his arm strength. #DENvsKC Peyton Manning can still throw great. sarcasm {'snum': '407268009867108352-2', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 3893 Peyton Manning has lost most of his arm strength. #DENvsKC Peyton Manning has lost no arm strength. sarcasm {'snum': '407268009867108352-3', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 3894 Peyton Manning has lost most of his arm strength. #DENvsKC Peyton Manning is still going strong. #DENvsKC sarcasm {'snum': '407268009867108352-4', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 3895 Oh right, so now, corporations are going to be able to write state laws? How comforting. #ttip http://t.co/j1YbwqtZSP Oh right, so now, corporations are going to be able to write state laws? That is not at all comforting. sarcasm {'snum': '390089307895365632-1', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 3896 Oh right, so now, corporations are going to be able to write state laws? How comforting. #ttip http://t.co/j1YbwqtZSP I am very much against corporations writing state laws. sarcasm {'snum': '390089307895365632-2', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 3897 Oh right, so now, corporations are going to be able to write state laws? How comforting. #ttip http://t.co/j1YbwqtZSP It's a dumb idea to let corporations write our state laws. sarcasm {'snum': '390089307895365632-3', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 3898 Oh right, so now, corporations are going to be able to write state laws? How comforting. #ttip http://t.co/j1YbwqtZSP I am uncomfortable that now corporations are going to be able to write state laws. sarcasm {'snum': '390089307895365632-4', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 3899 Oh right, so now, corporations are going to be able to write state laws? How comforting. #ttip http://t.co/j1YbwqtZSP Oh right, so now, corporations are going to be able to write state laws? How disheartening. sarcasm {'snum': '390089307895365632-5', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 3900 Just in case you're wondering, I'm super sexy while sick. Just in case you are wondering, I'm unappealing and unattractive while sick. sarcasm {'snum': '3.79072E+17-1', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 3901 Just in case you're wondering, I'm super sexy while sick. Just in case you're wondering, I'm not very sexy while sick. sarcasm {'snum': '3.79072E+17-2', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 3902 Just in case you're wondering, I'm super sexy while sick. I don't support wasted government spending. sarcasm {'snum': '3.79072E+17-3', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 3903 Just in case you're wondering, I'm super sexy while sick. I'm ill and it shows. sarcasm {'snum': '3.79072E+17-4', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 3904 Just in case you're wondering, I'm super sexy while sick. Just in case you're wondering, I'm not sexy while sick. sarcasm {'snum': '3.79072E+17-5', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 3905 Just in case you're wondering, I'm super sexy while sick. Just in case you're wondering, I'm not super sexy while sick. sarcasm {'snum': '3.79072E+17-6', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 3906 he said he don't get any girls.... I mean, I wonder why...... ?? - ToUser http://t.co/VZd9DsL1zh he said he doesn't get any girls... I mean, it is obvious why... sarcasm {'snum': '417515996287483904-1', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 3907 he said he don't get any girls.... I mean, I wonder why...... ?? - ToUser http://t.co/VZd9DsL1zh he said he don't get any girls... I understand why. sarcasm {'snum': '417515996287483904-2', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 3908 he said he don't get any girls.... I mean, I wonder why...... ?? - ToUser http://t.co/VZd9DsL1zh He said he doesn't get any girls. It's no wonder why. sarcasm {'snum': '417515996287483904-3', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 3909 he said he don't get any girls.... I mean, I wonder why...... ?? - ToUser http://t.co/VZd9DsL1zh He said he don't get any girls... no surprise sarcasm {'snum': '417515996287483904-4', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 3910 I sprayed perfume in my eye! I am now a genius!! ? I sprayed perfume in my eye, what a dumb thing to do! sarcasm {'snum': '410853370476232705-1', 'incongruency': 'explicit'} ? 3911 I sprayed perfume in my eye! I am now a genius!! ? I sprayed perfume in my eye! I am now an idiot!! sarcasm {'snum': '410853370476232705-2', 'incongruency': 'explicit'} ? 3912 I sprayed perfume in my eye! I am now a genius!! ? I sprayed perfume in my eye! I am not smart. sarcasm {'snum': '410853370476232705-3', 'incongruency': 'explicit'} ? 3913 I sprayed perfume in my eye! I am now a genius!! ? I sprayed perfume in my eye! I am dumb sarcasm {'snum': '410853370476232705-4', 'incongruency': 'explicit'} ? 3914 I sprayed perfume in my eye! I am now a genius!! ? I sprayed perfume in my eye! I am still not a genius!! ? sarcasm {'snum': '410853370476232705-5', 'incongruency': 'explicit'} ? 3915 Seeing a cockroach on your bed is nothing..! The real problem starts when it disappears..! #just #been but funny ha Seeing cockroach on your bed is not as bad as not knowing where it might be when it scurries out of sight. sarcasm {'snum': '389853534847778816-1', 'incongruency': 'explicit'} ? 3916 Seeing a cockroach on your bed is nothing..! The real problem starts when it disappears..! #just #been but funny ha It is bad seeing a cockroach on your bed, but it is worse when the cockroach disappears. sarcasm {'snum': '389853534847778816-2', 'incongruency': 'explicit'} ? 3917 Seeing a cockroach on your bed is nothing..! The real problem starts when it disappears..! #just #been but funny ha Seeing a cockroach on your bed is gross. sarcasm {'snum': '389853534847778816-3', 'incongruency': 'explicit'} ? 3918 Seeing a cockroach on your bed is nothing..! The real problem starts when it disappears..! #just #been but funny ha Seeing a cockroach on your bed is not nothing..! The real problem starts when it disappears..! #just #been but funny ha sarcasm {'snum': '389853534847778816-4', 'incongruency': 'explicit'} ? 3919 Wow.... These refs aren't biased at all.. These ref are very biased. sarcasm {'snum': '378985690731937792-1', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 3920 Wow.... These refs aren't biased at all.. the refs are very biased sarcasm {'snum': '378985690731937792-2', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 3921 Wow.... These refs aren't biased at all.. Wow... these refs are biased. sarcasm {'snum': '378985690731937792-3', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 3922 Wow.... These refs aren't biased at all.. The referees are biased. sarcasm {'snum': '378985690731937792-4', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 3923 Wow.... These refs aren't biased at all.. Wow.... These refs are biased.. sarcasm {'snum': '378985690731937792-5', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 3924 I absolutely love when a whole bunch of people call in sick on a Saturday I hate when people call out sick on a Saturday. sarcasm {'snum': '378994981471399936-1', 'incongruency': 'explicit'} ? 3925 I absolutely love when a whole bunch of people call in sick on a Saturday I hate when a whole bunch of people call in sick on a Saturday. sarcasm {'snum': '378994981471399936-2', 'incongruency': 'explicit'} ? 3926 I absolutely love when a whole bunch of people call in sick on a Saturday I absolutely hate when a whole bunch of people call in sick on a Saturday sarcasm {'snum': '378994981471399936-3', 'incongruency': 'explicit'} ? 3927 I absolutely love when a whole bunch of people call in sick on a Saturday I'm annoyed by people not showing up for work. sarcasm {'snum': '378994981471399936-4', 'incongruency': 'explicit'} ? 3928 I absolutely love when a whole bunch of people call in sick on a Saturday I absolutely hate it when a whole bunch of people call in sick on a Saturday sarcasm {'snum': '378994981471399936-5', 'incongruency': 'explicit'} ? 3929 Glad I have to make everyone else happy and not myself. I'm upset because I'm making everyone else happy and not myself. sarcasm {'snum': '379262753304616960-1', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 3930 Glad I have to make everyone else happy and not myself. I wish I could make myself happy and not everyone else. sarcasm {'snum': '379262753304616960-2', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 3931 Glad I have to make everyone else happy and not myself. I feel like I am expected to put other's needs before my own. sarcasm {'snum': '379262753304616960-3', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 3932 Glad I have to make everyone else happy and not myself. Not glad I have to make everyone else happy and not myself. sarcasm {'snum': '379262753304616960-4', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 3933 Glad I have to make everyone else happy and not myself. I don't like making everyone else happy and not myself. sarcasm {'snum': '379262753304616960-5', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 3934 All your friends hate me, that makes me feel really good. All your friends hate me, that makes me feel really bad. sarcasm {'snum': '396736765119062016-1', 'incongruency': 'explicit'} ? 3935 All your friends hate me, that makes me feel really good. It makes me feel really bad that all your friends hate me. sarcasm {'snum': '396736765119062016-2', 'incongruency': 'explicit'} ? 3936 All your friends hate me, that makes me feel really good. I feel very bad because all your friends hat me sarcasm {'snum': '396736765119062016-3', 'incongruency': 'explicit'} ? 3937 All your friends hate me, that makes me feel really good. All your friends hate me, which makes me feel very bad. sarcasm {'snum': '396736765119062016-4', 'incongruency': 'explicit'} ? 3938 Aparently harry styles taking the train somewhere makes people love him even more because it means he`s like everyone else #stupid harry styles taking the train somewhere makes people love him even more because they think it means he's like everyone else. I think this is stupid and I disagree sarcasm {'snum': '379000901861900288-1', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 3939 Aparently harry styles taking the train somewhere makes people love him even more because it means he`s like everyone else #stupid It's stupid to love Harry Styles more just because he takes the train somewhere. sarcasm {'snum': '379000901861900288-2', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 3940 Aparently harry styles taking the train somewhere makes people love him even more because it means he`s like everyone else #stupid The media pays Harry Styles too much attention. sarcasm {'snum': '379000901861900288-3', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 3941 Because being on #tmt is more important than getting an education.. Good shit nigga. Glad your priorities are on point. Spending time on #tmt is not as important as your education. Not good, man. You should re-examine your priorities and study more. sarcasm {'snum': '379090608792829952-1', 'incongruency': 'explicit'} ? 3942 Because being on #tmt is more important than getting an education.. Good shit nigga. Glad your priorities are on point. Getting an education is more important than being on #tmt. Your priorities are out of whack. sarcasm {'snum': '379090608792829952-2', 'incongruency': 'explicit'} ? 3943 Because being on #tmt is more important than getting an education.. Good shit nigga. Glad your priorities are on point. Being on #tmt isn't more important than getting an education.. Good shit nigga. Get your priorities straight. sarcasm {'snum': '379090608792829952-3', 'incongruency': 'explicit'} ? 3944 Because being on #tmt is more important than getting an education.. Good shit nigga. Glad your priorities are on point. You should focus more on education than hobbies. sarcasm {'snum': '379090608792829952-4', 'incongruency': 'explicit'} ? 3945 Because being on #tmt is more important than getting an education.. Good shit nigga. Glad your priorities are on point. Because being on #tmt is not more important than getting an education.. Not good shit nigga. Glad your priorities are not on point. sarcasm {'snum': '379090608792829952-5', 'incongruency': 'explicit'} ? 3946 Chicago is the new murder capital of the U.S... I don't believe that Chicago is the new murder capital of the U.S... sarcasm {'snum': '380766408847527936-1', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 3947 Your the best dad in the world! . Your (sic) a terrible dad! sarcasm {'snum': '379005590703734785-1', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 3948 Your the best dad in the world! . You're the worst dad in the world! sarcasm {'snum': '379005590703734785-2', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 3949 Your the best dad in the world! . You're the worst dad in the world! sarcasm {'snum': '379005590703734785-3', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 3950 Your the best dad in the world! . You're the worst dad in the world! sarcasm {'snum': '379005590703734785-4', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 3951 I miss Utah... I don't miss Utah. sarcasm {'snum': '379072693498155008-1', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 3952 I miss Utah... I don't miss Utah... sarcasm {'snum': '379072693498155008-2', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 3953 I miss Utah... I don't miss Utah. sarcasm {'snum': '379072693498155008-3', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 3954 I miss Utah... I don't miss Utah at all. sarcasm {'snum': '379072693498155008-4', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 3955 I miss Utah... I don't miss Utah... sarcasm {'snum': '379072693498155008-5', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 3956 Ahhh nothing like a little Facebook drama to light my mood. Ahh this little Facebook drama dampens my mood. sarcasm {'snum': '379062332460400640-1', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 3957 Ahhh nothing like a little Facebook drama to light my mood. The disagreement on Facebook put me in a bad mood. sarcasm {'snum': '379062332460400640-2', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 3958 Ahhh nothing like a little Facebook drama to light my mood. Nothing like a Facebook drama to down my mood. sarcasm {'snum': '379062332460400640-3', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 3959 Ahhh nothing like a little Facebook drama to light my mood. Facebook drama depresses me. sarcasm {'snum': '379062332460400640-4', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 3960 Ahhh nothing like a little Facebook drama to light my mood. There is nothing like a little Facebook drama to sour my mood. sarcasm {'snum': '379062332460400640-5', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 3961 Brady's long ball has been right on point! #waaaaaayoff Brady's long ball has been far from being on point! @waaaaaayoff sarcasm {'snum': '425026484412375040-1', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 3962 Brady's long ball has been right on point! #waaaaaayoff brady hasn't been accurate with his long ball recently sarcasm {'snum': '425026484412375040-2', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 3963 Brady's long ball has been right on point! #waaaaaayoff Brady's long ball has been way off point! sarcasm {'snum': '425026484412375040-3', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 3964 Brady's long ball has been right on point! #waaaaaayoff Brady's long ball has been off point. sarcasm {'snum': '425026484412375040-4', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 3965 Brady's long ball has been right on point! #waaaaaayoff Brady is not performing well. sarcasm {'snum': '425026484412375040-5', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 3966 ToUser See me out. Add me to Facebook. Poke me. Like all my pics. Ya that'll make me talk to you. #GoAway @User I don't like how you see me out, add me to Facebook, poke me, and like all my pics. It doesn't make me want to talk to you. #GoAway sarcasm {'snum': '378960552837775360-1', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 3967 ToUser See me out. Add me to Facebook. Poke me. Like all my pics. Ya that'll make me talk to you. #GoAway You won't get me to talk to you by adding me to Facebook, poking me or liking all my pics. sarcasm {'snum': '378960552837775360-2', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 3968 ToUser See me out. Add me to Facebook. Poke me. Like all my pics. Ya that'll make me talk to you. #GoAway I don't want to talk to this person who added me on facebook, poked me, and liked all my pics. sarcasm {'snum': '378960552837775360-3', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 3969 ToUser See me out. Add me to Facebook. Poke me. Like all my pics. Ya that'll make me talk to you. #GoAway See me out. Add me to Facebook. Poke me. Like all my pics. That won't make me talk to you. sarcasm {'snum': '378960552837775360-4', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 3970 ToUser See me out. Add me to Facebook. Poke me. Like all my pics. Ya that'll make me talk to you. #GoAway @User See me out. Add me to Facebook. Poke me. Like my pics. That won't make me talk to you. #GoAway sarcasm {'snum': '378960552837775360-5', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 3971 Man Michigan your so good! Man Michigan your [sic] so bad! sarcasm {'snum': '378962556519321601-1', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 3972 Man Michigan your so good! Man Michigan is not good. sarcasm {'snum': '378962556519321601-2', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 3973 Man Michigan your so good! I think Michigan is bad. sarcasm {'snum': '378962556519321601-3', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 3974 Man Michigan your so good! Michigan is a terrible team. sarcasm {'snum': '378962556519321601-4', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 3975 ToUser uh espn told me they're the best @user espn says they're the best, but I obviously don't rely on the opinion of espn sarcasm {'snum': '379010772463915008-1', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 3976 ToUser uh espn told me they're the best I hate how ESPN told me they're the best sarcasm {'snum': '379010772463915008-2', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 3977 ToUser uh espn told me they're the best ESPN was wrong about saying that they are the best. sarcasm {'snum': '379010772463915008-3', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 3978 Hey ToUser thanks so much for cutting away from the PSU game so I could watch 4 minute of dead air, then NW band #wtf Hey @User I'm upset because you cut away from the PSU game and I watched 4 minute of dead air, then NW band #wtf sarcasm {'snum': '379056031323918336-1', 'incongruency': 'explicit'} ? 3979 Hey ToUser thanks so much for cutting away from the PSU game so I could watch 4 minute of dead air, then NW band #wtf they shouldn't have cut away from the PSU game before it was over sarcasm {'snum': '379056031323918336-2', 'incongruency': 'explicit'} ? 3980 Hey ToUser thanks so much for cutting away from the PSU game so I could watch 4 minute of dead air, then NW band #wtf The game broadcast is disappointing. sarcasm {'snum': '379056031323918336-3', 'incongruency': 'explicit'} ? 3981 Hey ToUser thanks so much for cutting away from the PSU game so I could watch 4 minute of dead air, then NW band #wtf Hey @User no thanks for cutting away from the PSU game so I could watch 4 minute of dead air, then NW band #wtf sarcasm {'snum': '379056031323918336-4', 'incongruency': 'explicit'} ? 3982 Hey ToUser thanks so much for cutting away from the PSU game so I could watch 4 minute of dead air, then NW band #wtf Hey @User I don't appreciate you cutting away from the PSU game so I could watch 4 miutes of dead air, then NW band #wtf sarcasm {'snum': '379056031323918336-5', 'incongruency': 'explicit'} ? 3983 My job is awesome. Of course I wouldn't mind hanging out up here from 8 in the morning until 10 at night. This is awesome. My job is terrible. Of course I mind hanging out up here from 8 in the morning until 10 at night. This is terrible. sarcasm {'snum': '378964149340237824-1', 'incongruency': 'explicit'} ? 3984 My job is awesome. Of course I wouldn't mind hanging out up here from 8 in the morning until 10 at night. This is awesome. My job is horrible because I have to stay at my job for so long. This is awful. sarcasm {'snum': '378964149340237824-2', 'incongruency': 'explicit'} ? 3985 My job is awesome. Of course I wouldn't mind hanging out up here from 8 in the morning until 10 at night. This is awesome. My job is terrible. I stay at work from 8 in the morning until 10 at night. This is horrible. sarcasm {'snum': '378964149340237824-3', 'incongruency': 'explicit'} ? 3986 My job is awesome. Of course I wouldn't mind hanging out up here from 8 in the morning until 10 at night. This is awesome. I dont like to have to work long hours. sarcasm {'snum': '378964149340237824-4', 'incongruency': 'explicit'} ? 3987 My job is awesome. Of course I wouldn't mind hanging out up here from 8 in the morning until 10 at night. This is awesome. My job is terrible. I have to be here at work from 8 in the morning until 10 at night. This is horrible. sarcasm {'snum': '378964149340237824-5', 'incongruency': 'explicit'} ? 3988 "I'm watching ""Godzilla vs destoroya"" and letme tell you the special effects are just so high quality and that dubbing is so fantastic" "I'm watching ""Godzilla vs destoroya"" and the special effects are just so poor quality and that dubbing is so terrible." sarcasm {'snum': '378993570662715392-1', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 3989 "I'm watching ""Godzilla vs destoroya"" and letme tell you the special effects are just so high quality and that dubbing is so fantastic" "I'm watching ""Godzilla the Destroyer"" and the special effects and dubbing are of embarrassingly bad quality." sarcasm {'snum': '378993570662715392-2', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 3990 "I'm watching ""Godzilla vs destoroya"" and letme tell you the special effects are just so high quality and that dubbing is so fantastic" The special effects in this movie are not well done. sarcasm {'snum': '378993570662715392-3', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 3991 "I'm watching ""Godzilla vs destoroya"" and letme tell you the special effects are just so high quality and that dubbing is so fantastic" "I'm watching ""Godzilla vs Destroya"" and let me tell you the special effects are really bad quality and that dubbing is so terrible" sarcasm {'snum': '378993570662715392-4', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 3992 "I'm watching ""Godzilla vs destoroya"" and letme tell you the special effects are just so high quality and that dubbing is so fantastic" "I'm watching ""Godzilla vs destoroya"" and letme tell you the special effects are just so low quality and that dubbing is so bad" sarcasm {'snum': '378993570662715392-5', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 3993 i love when people follow you, just to get a follow back, then unfollow. #youredoingtwitterwrong I hate when people follow you, just to get a follow back, then unfollow. #youredoingtwitterwrong sarcasm {'snum': '379089912420499456-1', 'incongruency': 'explicit'} ? 3994 i love when people follow you, just to get a follow back, then unfollow. #youredoingtwitterwrong I hate when people follow you, just to get a follow back, then unfollow. sarcasm {'snum': '379089912420499456-2', 'incongruency': 'explicit'} ? 3995 i love when people follow you, just to get a follow back, then unfollow. #youredoingtwitterwrong I hate when people follow you just so you'll follow them back and then they unfollow you. sarcasm {'snum': '379089912420499456-3', 'incongruency': 'explicit'} ? 3996 i love when people follow you, just to get a follow back, then unfollow. #youredoingtwitterwrong I hate when people follow you, just to get a follow back, then unfollow. #youredoingtwitterwrong sarcasm {'snum': '379089912420499456-4', 'incongruency': 'explicit'} ? 3997 i love when people follow you, just to get a follow back, then unfollow. #youredoingtwitterwrong i hate when people follow you, just to get a follow back, then unfollow. #youredoingtitterwrong sarcasm {'snum': '379089912420499456-5', 'incongruency': 'explicit'} ? 3998 Going to bed angry. Tomorrow will be awesome Going to bed angry. I'll probably have a terrible time tomorrow. sarcasm {'snum': '379085335327961088-1', 'incongruency': 'explicit'} ? 3999 Going to bed angry. Tomorrow will be awesome I'm going to angry and tomorrow will be a bad day. sarcasm {'snum': '379085335327961088-2', 'incongruency': 'explicit'} ? 4000 Going to bed angry. Tomorrow will be awesome Going to bed angry. Tomorrow will be horrible. sarcasm {'snum': '379085335327961088-3', 'incongruency': 'explicit'} ? 4001 Going to bed angry. Tomorrow will be awesome Going to bed angry. Tomorrow will not be awesome sarcasm {'snum': '379085335327961088-4', 'incongruency': 'explicit'} ? 4002 Going to bed angry. Tomorrow will be awesome I hate going to bed angry tommorrow is going to be bad. sarcasm {'snum': '379085335327961088-5', 'incongruency': 'explicit'} ? 4003 So, the iPhone still can't run Adobe for certain Youtube videos, the iOS 7 design is ugly IMO but thank GOD it comes in new colors. the iphone ios7 functionality is still not there and apple spent time working on different colors. sarcasm {'snum': '3.78966E+17-1', 'incongruency': 'explicit'} ? 4004 All yeah girls are hardly dressing up as cats tonight?? #halloween ?? So many girls are dressing up as cats tonight on Halloween. sarcasm {'snum': '395901816397123584-1', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 4005 All yeah girls are hardly dressing up as cats tonight?? #halloween ?? Are all the girls dressing up as cats tonight? sarcasm {'snum': '395901816397123584-2', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 4006 All yeah girls are hardly dressing up as cats tonight?? #halloween ?? Why can't girls find any other Halloween costumes than cat costumes? sarcasm {'snum': '395901816397123584-3', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 4007 All yeah girls are hardly dressing up as cats tonight?? #halloween ?? All the girls are dressing up as cats tonight. sarcasm {'snum': '395901816397123584-4', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 4008 perfect weather for the adventure centre today! #wantmybed Awful weather for the adventure centre today! #wantmybed sarcasm {'snum': '387473635885465600-1', 'incongruency': 'explicit'} ? 4009 perfect weather for the adventure centre today! #wantmybed Bad Weather would affect the scedule for Adventure Center. sarcasm {'snum': '387473635885465600-2', 'incongruency': 'explicit'} ? 4010 perfect weather for the adventure centre today! #wantmybed The weather is horrible for the adventure center today. sarcasm {'snum': '387473635885465600-3', 'incongruency': 'explicit'} ? 4011 perfect weather for the adventure centre today! #wantmybed I don't want to go to the adventure centre today. sarcasm {'snum': '387473635885465600-4', 'incongruency': 'explicit'} ? 4012 Isn't it cool how the state spends our tax money on building new jails instead of schools? #facepalm It's wrong how the state spends our tax money on building new jails instead of schools? #facepalm sarcasm {'snum': '414487674636869632-1', 'incongruency': 'explicit'} ? 4013 Isn't it cool how the state spends our tax money on building new jails instead of schools? #facepalm I hate that the state spends our tax money on building new jails instead of schools. sarcasm {'snum': '414487674636869632-2', 'incongruency': 'explicit'} ? 4014 Isn't it cool how the state spends our tax money on building new jails instead of schools? #facepalm I think taxes should be spent on education instead of jails. sarcasm {'snum': '414487674636869632-3', 'incongruency': 'explicit'} ? 4015 Isn't it cool how the state spends our tax money on building new jails instead of schools? #facepalm Tax money would be better spent on schools than prisons. sarcasm {'snum': '414487674636869632-4', 'incongruency': 'explicit'} ? 4016 Isn't it cool how the state spends our tax money on building new jails instead of schools? #facepalm I don't like how the state spends our tax money on new jails instead of schools #facepalm sarcasm {'snum': '414487674636869632-5', 'incongruency': 'explicit'} ? 4017 Another huge home crowd for the Melb. Heart Another small home crowd for the Melb. Heart sarcasm {'snum': '407027410941403136-1', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 4018 Another huge home crowd for the Melb. Heart Another very small home crowd for the Melb. Heart sarcasm {'snum': '407027410941403136-2', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 4019 Another huge home crowd for the Melb. Heart There wasn't a huge home crowd for the Melb. Heart game. sarcasm {'snum': '407027410941403136-3', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 4020 Another huge home crowd for the Melb. Heart The fans don't show well for the team. sarcasm {'snum': '407027410941403136-4', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 4021 @User I will be so sad that I am going to miss the fireworks tonight!#gutted @User I don't really care that I am going to miss the fireworks tonight!#gutted sarcasm {'snum': '397786021427183617-1', 'incongruency': 'explicit'} ? 4022 @User I love having a Prime Minister who believes in science... @User I wish we had a Prime Minister who believes in science... sarcasm {'snum': '400097198018293760-1', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 4023 @User I love having a Prime Minister who believes in science... I don't like having a Prime Minister who believes in science. sarcasm {'snum': '400097198018293760-2', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 4024 @User I love having a Prime Minister who believes in science... Our Prime Minister ignores science. sarcasm {'snum': '400097198018293760-3', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 4025 Nothing tops off a 10 hour day consisting of two midterms better, then running to catch the train. I hate running to catch the train after a 10 hour day with two midterms. sarcasm {'snum': '392799418061438976-1', 'incongruency': 'explicit'} ? 4026 Nothing tops off a 10 hour day consisting of two midterms better, then running to catch the train. Nothing makes a 10 hour day consisting of two midterms worse, then running to catch the train. sarcasm {'snum': '392799418061438976-2', 'incongruency': 'explicit'} ? 4027 Nothing tops off a 10 hour day consisting of two midterms better, then running to catch the train. My 10 hour day was bad enough with two midterms then I had to run to catch the train. sarcasm {'snum': '392799418061438976-3', 'incongruency': 'explicit'} ? 4028 Nothing tops off a 10 hour day consisting of two midterms better, then running to catch the train. After a 10 hour day consisting of two midterms, the last thing I want to do is run to catch the train sarcasm {'snum': '392799418061438976-4', 'incongruency': 'explicit'} ? 4029 Nice to see where the tax is going! http://t.co/D6TxFnpmgy I don't like where the tax is going! http://t.co/D6TxFnpmgy sarcasm {'snum': '410150769116315648-1', 'incongruency': 'explicit'} ? 4030 Nice to see where the tax is going! http://t.co/D6TxFnpmgy I am very upset about where the tax is going! http://t.co/D6TxFnpmgy sarcasm {'snum': '410150769116315648-2', 'incongruency': 'explicit'} ? 4031 Nice to see where the tax is going! http://t.co/D6TxFnpmgy Lousy to see where the tax is going! sarcasm {'snum': '410150769116315648-3', 'incongruency': 'explicit'} ? 4032 Nice to see where the tax is going! http://t.co/D6TxFnpmgy I'm disappointed in tax allocation. sarcasm {'snum': '410150769116315648-4', 'incongruency': 'explicit'} ? 4033 Nice to see where the tax is going! http://t.co/D6TxFnpmgy I hate the way my taxes are used. sarcasm {'snum': '410150769116315648-5', 'incongruency': 'explicit'} ? 4034 My shoes broke. Awesome start to today. My shoes broke. Terrible start to today. sarcasm {'snum': '379944734426296320-1', 'incongruency': 'explicit'} ? 4035 My shoes broke. Awesome start to today. My shoes just broke. This is a bad start to the day. sarcasm {'snum': '379944734426296320-2', 'incongruency': 'explicit'} ? 4036 My shoes broke. Awesome start to today. My day started out terrible, beginning with my shoes breaking. sarcasm {'snum': '379944734426296320-3', 'incongruency': 'explicit'} ? 4037 My shoes broke. Awesome start to today. I broke my shoe so my day didn't start out great. sarcasm {'snum': '379944734426296320-4', 'incongruency': 'explicit'} ? 4038 My shoes broke. Awesome start to today. My shoes breaking was a bad start to the day. sarcasm {'snum': '379944734426296320-5', 'incongruency': 'explicit'} ? 4039 @User Gotta love local areas getting in national news for something like that. @User It's too bad local areas getting in national news for something like that. sarcasm {'snum': '403227326080487424-1', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 4040 @User Gotta love local areas getting in national news for something like that. The local areas shouldn't be on national news for that. sarcasm {'snum': '403227326080487424-2', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 4041 @User Gotta love local areas getting in national news for something like that. i hate local areas getting bad news coverage. sarcasm {'snum': '403227326080487424-3', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 4042 @User Gotta love local areas getting in national news for something like that. @User I don't like the fact that local areas get in the national news for things like that sarcasm {'snum': '403227326080487424-4', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 4043 My family does a great job making me feel loved My family does a terrible job making me feel loved sarcasm {'snum': '421390664241135616-1', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 4044 My family does a great job making me feel loved My family is making me feel unloved. sarcasm {'snum': '421390664241135616-2', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 4045 My family does a great job making me feel loved I get no love from my family. sarcasm {'snum': '421390664241135616-3', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 4046 My family does a great job making me feel loved My family does not make me feel loved. sarcasm {'snum': '421390664241135616-4', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 4047 Had a great time with my babe tonight #lolz Had a bad time with my babe tonight #lolz sarcasm {'snum': '415660478132936704-1', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 4048 Had a great time with my babe tonight #lolz Didn't have a great time with my babe tonight sarcasm {'snum': '415660478132936704-2', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 4049 Had a great time with my babe tonight #lolz Tonight was awful. sarcasm {'snum': '415660478132936704-3', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 4050 Had a great time with my babe tonight #lolz Terrible time with my babe tonight. sarcasm {'snum': '415660478132936704-4', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 4051 5 page paper writing. favorite thing to do!!!!!! 5 page paper writing. Least favorite thing to do!!!!!! sarcasm {'snum': '422534753267752960-1', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 4052 5 page paper writing. favorite thing to do!!!!!! 5 page paper writing. least favorite thing to do!!!!!! sarcasm {'snum': '422534753267752960-2', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 4053 5 page paper writing. favorite thing to do!!!!!! Writing a five page paper or article is very cumbersome and I would avoid it. sarcasm {'snum': '422534753267752960-3', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 4054 5 page paper writing. favorite thing to do!!!!!! I dislike writing long papers. sarcasm {'snum': '422534753267752960-4', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 4055 5 page paper writing. favorite thing to do!!!!!! I dread doing a 5 page writing assignment. sarcasm {'snum': '422534753267752960-5', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 4056 "Was going to do some studying tonight but....sleep is more important. GPA on the ""rise""!" Was going to do some studying tonight but....sleep is more important. GPA falling. sarcasm {'snum': '403359063167090688-1', 'incongruency': 'explicit'} ? 4057 "Was going to do some studying tonight but....sleep is more important. GPA on the ""rise""!" Sleep is more important than studying tonight though my GPA is low. sarcasm {'snum': '403359063167090688-2', 'incongruency': 'explicit'} ? 4058 "Was going to do some studying tonight but....sleep is more important. GPA on the ""rise""!" I'm sleeping instead of studying, which will hurt my GPA goals. sarcasm {'snum': '403359063167090688-3', 'incongruency': 'explicit'} ? 4059 "Was going to do some studying tonight but....sleep is more important. GPA on the ""rise""!" I was too tired to study and my GPA will go down. sarcasm {'snum': '403359063167090688-4', 'incongruency': 'explicit'} ? 4060 Hahaha tonight's episode is making me laugh with their dumb comments haha Hahaha tonight's episode is not making me laugh with their dumb comments haha sarcasm {'snum': '399056214425731072-1', 'incongruency': 'explicit'} ? 4061 Hahaha tonight's episode is making me laugh with their dumb comments haha The comments on tonight's episode are dumb and not funny at all sarcasm {'snum': '399056214425731072-2', 'incongruency': 'explicit'} ? 4062 fast internet connection, eh? @User You have a slow internet connection, eh? @User sarcasm {'snum': '420160021981192193-1', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 4063 fast internet connection, eh? @User slow internet connection, eh? sarcasm {'snum': '420160021981192193-2', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 4064 fast internet connection, eh? @User I don't feel this is a very fast internet connection. sarcasm {'snum': '420160021981192193-3', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 4065 fast internet connection, eh? @User Your internet connections seems slow. sarcasm {'snum': '420160021981192193-4', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 4066 fast internet connection, eh? @User My internet connection is slow. sarcasm {'snum': '420160021981192193-5', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 4067 I love the dog food they serve us in the cafe. #ecprobs I hate the food they serve us in the cafe. It tastes like dog food.#ecprobs sarcasm {'snum': '422413975050268672-1', 'incongruency': 'explicit'} ? 4068 I love the dog food they serve us in the cafe. #ecprobs I hate the food served in the cafe. sarcasm {'snum': '422413975050268672-2', 'incongruency': 'explicit'} ? 4069 I love the dog food they serve us in the cafe. #ecprobs The food they serve us in the cafe is bad. sarcasm {'snum': '422413975050268672-3', 'incongruency': 'explicit'} ? 4070 I love the dog food they serve us in the cafe. #ecprobs The food in the cafe was bad. sarcasm {'snum': '422413975050268672-4', 'incongruency': 'explicit'} ? 4071 I love the dog food they serve us in the cafe. #ecprobs I really dislike the food they serve in the cafe. sarcasm {'snum': '422413975050268672-5', 'incongruency': 'explicit'} ? 4072 Nothing like waiting in line for books. #hooray #great I don't like waiting in line for books. #hooray #great sarcasm {'snum': '423103189333082112-1', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 4073 Nothing like waiting in line for books. #hooray #great Nothing is worse than waiting in line for books. sarcasm {'snum': '423103189333082112-2', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 4074 Nothing like waiting in line for books. #hooray #great I hate to stand in line for books in library. sarcasm {'snum': '423103189333082112-3', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 4075 Nothing like waiting in line for books. #hooray #great I dislike waiting in line for books. sarcasm {'snum': '423103189333082112-4', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 4076 Nothing like waiting in line for books. #hooray #great I hate waiting in line to get a book. sarcasm {'snum': '423103189333082112-5', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 4077 Rihanna did a good job with the subliminal message in her new video....all I want now is strippers, water and gold lol Rihanna didn't do a good job with the subliminal message in her new video....all I want now is strippers, water and gold - not! lol sarcasm {'snum': '385641198745952256-1', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 4078 Rihanna did a good job with the subliminal message in her new video....all I want now is strippers, water and gold lol Rihanna's subliminal message in her new video does not work....I don't have a craving for strippers, water or gold lol sarcasm {'snum': '385641198745952256-2', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 4079 Rihanna did a good job with the subliminal message in her new video....all I want now is strippers, water and gold lol Rihanna new video is not subtle sarcasm {'snum': '385641198745952256-3', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 4080 Rihanna did a good job with the subliminal message in her new video....all I want now is strippers, water and gold lol Rihanna's message was not very subliminal. sarcasm {'snum': '385641198745952256-4', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 4081 Hey Mapco, yeah it's totally cool that you double charged me for my gasoline earlier this week. #not Hey Mapco, yeah it's totally wrong that you double charged me for my gasoline earlier this week. #not sarcasm {'snum': '413645145176031232-1', 'incongruency': 'explicit'} ? 4082 Hey Mapco, yeah it's totally cool that you double charged me for my gasoline earlier this week. #not Hey Mapco, it's totally not cool that you double charged me for my gasoline earlier this week sarcasm {'snum': '413645145176031232-2', 'incongruency': 'explicit'} ? 4083 Hey Mapco, yeah it's totally cool that you double charged me for my gasoline earlier this week. #not I am not at all happy with Mapco because he charged me double money for gasoline fuel earlier this week. sarcasm {'snum': '413645145176031232-3', 'incongruency': 'explicit'} ? 4084 Hey Mapco, yeah it's totally cool that you double charged me for my gasoline earlier this week. #not I'm upset because Mapco double charge me this week. sarcasm {'snum': '413645145176031232-4', 'incongruency': 'explicit'} ? 4085 Hey Mapco, yeah it's totally cool that you double charged me for my gasoline earlier this week. #not I am not ok with Mapco double charging me for gasoline. sarcasm {'snum': '413645145176031232-5', 'incongruency': 'explicit'} ? 4086 So happy I am having the my teeth fall out in my dream dreams again.... They are my favorite. I am not happy having my teeth fall out in my dreams again.... They are my least favorite. sarcasm {'snum': '384302838001573889-1', 'incongruency': 'explicit'} ? 4087 So happy I am having the my teeth fall out in my dream dreams again.... They are my favorite. So unhappy I am having the my teeth fall out in my dream dreams again.... They are my least favorite. sarcasm {'snum': '384302838001573889-2', 'incongruency': 'explicit'} ? 4088 So happy I am having the my teeth fall out in my dream dreams again.... They are my favorite. Its very frustrating when you see your tooth are falling out in dreams. sarcasm {'snum': '384302838001573889-3', 'incongruency': 'explicit'} ? 4089 So happy I am having the my teeth fall out in my dream dreams again.... They are my favorite. I have nightmares about my teeth falling out. sarcasm {'snum': '384302838001573889-4', 'incongruency': 'explicit'} ? 4090 So happy I am having the my teeth fall out in my dream dreams again.... They are my favorite. I am upset that my teeth fell out in my dream. sarcasm {'snum': '384302838001573889-5', 'incongruency': 'explicit'} ? 4091 I love it when my legs feel like rubber bands #worthit I hate it when my legs feel like rubber bands #worthit sarcasm {'snum': '412757288856731649-1', 'incongruency': 'explicit'} ? 4092 I love it when my legs feel like rubber bands #worthit I hate it when my legs feel like rubber bands sarcasm {'snum': '412757288856731649-2', 'incongruency': 'explicit'} ? 4093 I love it when my legs feel like rubber bands #worthit I don't like feeling like my legs are rubber band. sarcasm {'snum': '412757288856731649-3', 'incongruency': 'explicit'} ? 4094 For some reason I look like a model when there are no people, mirrors or reflective objects around #rank #lie #delusional #ugly I don't really look like a model when there are no people, mirrors or reflective objects around #rank #lie #delusional #ugly sarcasm {'snum': '392310973065068544-1', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 4095 For some reason I look like a model when there are no people, mirrors or reflective objects around #rank #lie #delusional #ugly I feel I am not looking good. sarcasm {'snum': '392310973065068544-2', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 4096 For some reason I look like a model when there are no people, mirrors or reflective objects around #rank #lie #delusional #ugly I feel like I look differently in public than how I see myself in the mirror. sarcasm {'snum': '392310973065068544-3', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 4097 For some reason I look like a model when there are no people, mirrors or reflective objects around #rank #lie #delusional #ugly The only time I feel like I look like a model is when there is no one around or their are no mirrors to try to tell me otherwise #rank #lie #delusional #ugly sarcasm {'snum': '392310973065068544-4', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 4098 I love getting Goodmorning texts from you #whereareyou I don't like getting Goodmorning texts from you #whereareyou sarcasm {'snum': '382825813885718528-1', 'incongruency': 'explicit'} ? 4099 I love getting Goodmorning texts from you #whereareyou I hate getting Goodmorning texts from you sarcasm {'snum': '382825813885718528-2', 'incongruency': 'explicit'} ? 4100 I love getting Goodmorning texts from you #whereareyou I'd like to hear from you in the mornings, but I don't. sarcasm {'snum': '382825813885718528-3', 'incongruency': 'explicit'} ? 4101 I love getting Goodmorning texts from you #whereareyou I don't like getting morning texts from you #whereareyou sarcasm {'snum': '382825813885718528-4', 'incongruency': 'explicit'} ? 4102 @User @User Yep, because I'm sure that was on the top of his list of things to do. #goodjobgoodeffort @User @User I'm sure that was way down on his list of things to do. #goodjobgoodeffort sarcasm {'snum': '392457853589413888-1', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 4103 @User @User Yep, because I'm sure that was on the top of his list of things to do. #goodjobgoodeffort Yep, because I'm sure that was not on the top of his list of things to do. #badjobbadeffort sarcasm {'snum': '392457853589413888-2', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 4104 @User @User Yep, because I'm sure that was on the top of his list of things to do. #goodjobgoodeffort No, because I'm sure that was at the bottom of his list of things to do. sarcasm {'snum': '392457853589413888-3', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 4105 @User @User Yep, because I'm sure that was on the top of his list of things to do. #goodjobgoodeffort I don't think he gave the task very much attention. sarcasm {'snum': '392457853589413888-4', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 4106 But seriously, I love hospitals But seriously, I hate hospitals. sarcasm {'snum': '385974242279305216-1', 'incongruency': 'explicit'} ? 4107 But seriously, I love hospitals I seriously don't like hospitals sarcasm {'snum': '385974242279305216-2', 'incongruency': 'explicit'} ? 4108 But seriously, I love hospitals I seriously hate going to hospitals. sarcasm {'snum': '385974242279305216-3', 'incongruency': 'explicit'} ? 4109 But seriously, I love hospitals I dislike hospitals. sarcasm {'snum': '385974242279305216-4', 'incongruency': 'explicit'} ? 4110 But seriously, I love hospitals I absolutely hate hospitals. sarcasm {'snum': '385974242279305216-5', 'incongruency': 'explicit'} ? 4111 Full house for this 3rd place game, standing room only... #easymoney http://t.co/rKPOHR45E4 Poor attendance for this 3rd place game, standing room only... #easymoney http://t.co/rKPOHR45E4 sarcasm {'snum': '399301276493946880-1', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 4112 Full house for this 3rd place game, standing room only... #easymoney http://t.co/rKPOHR45E4 Not a full house for this 3rd place game, lots of empty seats... sarcasm {'snum': '399301276493946880-2', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 4113 Full house for this 3rd place game, standing room only... #easymoney http://t.co/rKPOHR45E4 The house is empty for this 3rd place game. sarcasm {'snum': '399301276493946880-3', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 4114 Full house for this 3rd place game, standing room only... #easymoney http://t.co/rKPOHR45E4 No one showed up for tonight's game and I will not make much money. sarcasm {'snum': '399301276493946880-4', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 4115 Dinner by myself? #rockon #woohoo I wish that someone would join me for dinner. sarcasm {'snum': '379044194817290240-1', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 4116 Dinner by myself? #rockon #woohoo I wish I wasn't eating dinner by myself. sarcasm {'snum': '379044194817290240-2', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 4117 Dinner by myself? #rockon #woohoo Dinner by myself? #lame #boooo sarcasm {'snum': '379044194817290240-3', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 4118 Dinner by myself? #rockon #woohoo Dinner by myself. #yuck #depressing sarcasm {'snum': '379044194817290240-4', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 4119 ToUser ToUser Homophobia is soooo funny. Homophobia is not something to joke about. sarcasm {'snum': '379010767762493440-1', 'incongruency': 'explicit'} ? 4120 ToUser ToUser Homophobia is soooo funny. Homophobia is not amusing or funny. sarcasm {'snum': '379010767762493440-2', 'incongruency': 'explicit'} ? 4121 ToUser ToUser Homophobia is soooo funny. Homophobia isn't funny at all. sarcasm {'snum': '379010767762493440-3', 'incongruency': 'explicit'} ? 4122 ToUser ToUser Homophobia is soooo funny. @User @User Homophobia is soooo not funny. sarcasm {'snum': '379010767762493440-4', 'incongruency': 'explicit'} ? 4123 ToUser ToUser Homophobia is soooo funny. Homophobia is really not funny. sarcasm {'snum': '379010767762493440-5', 'incongruency': 'explicit'} ? 4124 i just love migraines i just hate migraines sarcasm {'snum': '413310885210644480-1', 'incongruency': 'explicit'} ? 4125 i just love migraines i just hate migraines sarcasm {'snum': '413310885210644480-2', 'incongruency': 'explicit'} ? 4126 i just love migraines I hate migraines as it makes me very seek. sarcasm {'snum': '413310885210644480-3', 'incongruency': 'explicit'} ? 4127 i just love migraines I hate migraines. sarcasm {'snum': '413310885210644480-4', 'incongruency': 'explicit'} ? 4128 i just love migraines I hate migraine headaches. sarcasm {'snum': '413310885210644480-5', 'incongruency': 'explicit'} ? 4129 I'm going to start working out at the mall guys.... I'm never going to start working out at the mall guys.... sarcasm {'snum': '400792328282980352-1', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 4130 I'm going to start working out at the mall guys.... I'm not going to start working out at the mall guys.... sarcasm {'snum': '400792328282980352-2', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 4131 I'm going to start working out at the mall guys.... I'll miss today's workout for shopping. sarcasm {'snum': '400792328282980352-3', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 4132 At least I live closer to the library I don't like where I live and I don't care that I live next to a library. sarcasm {'snum': '404668777419517952-1', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 4133 At least I live closer to the library Why did we have to move? I hate this. sarcasm {'snum': '404668777419517952-2', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 4134 Yemen parliament bans drone attacks - US Govt will undoubtedly treat that with great respect http://t.co/lsAqqYtH1e | RT@ggreenwald Yemen has banned drone attacks, but the US government won't care and will continue to do so. sarcasm {'snum': '413566221896785920-1', 'incongruency': 'explicit'} ? 4135 Yemen parliament bans drone attacks - US Govt will undoubtedly treat that with great respect http://t.co/lsAqqYtH1e | RT@ggreenwald The US Government will likely disregard Yemen parliament's ban on drone attacks. sarcasm {'snum': '413566221896785920-2', 'incongruency': 'explicit'} ? 4136 Yemen parliament bans drone attacks - US Govt will undoubtedly treat that with great respect http://t.co/lsAqqYtH1e | RT@ggreenwald US Govt is going to use drones on Yemen sarcasm {'snum': '413566221896785920-3', 'incongruency': 'explicit'} ? 4137 Yemen parliament bans drone attacks - US Govt will undoubtedly treat that with great respect http://t.co/lsAqqYtH1e | RT@ggreenwald Yemen parliament bans drone attacks - US Govt will undoubtedly treat that with great disrespect sarcasm {'snum': '413566221896785920-4', 'incongruency': 'explicit'} ? 4138 Yemen parliament bans drone attacks - US Govt will undoubtedly treat that with great respect http://t.co/lsAqqYtH1e | RT@ggreenwald Yemen parliament bans drone attacks-- US Government will undoubtedly ignore that. sarcasm {'snum': '413566221896785920-5', 'incongruency': 'explicit'} ? 4139 at my peak of uglyness and cara isnt helping by loading beautiful pictures of us all I'm at the peak of my ugliness and Cara is uploading ugly pictures of us all. sarcasm {'snum': '3.79019E+17-1', 'incongruency': 'explicit'} ? 4140 You just don't know when to quit. Oh and threatening me makes it al better!!!! #pissed #unhappy You just don't know when to quit. And threatening me makes it worse! sarcasm {'snum': '379156152669331457-1', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 4141 You just don't know when to quit. Oh and threatening me makes it al better!!!! #pissed #unhappy You just don't know when to quit. Oh and threatening me makes it even worse! sarcasm {'snum': '379156152669331457-2', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 4142 You just don't know when to quit. Oh and threatening me makes it al better!!!! #pissed #unhappy You just don't know when to quit. Threatening me does not make it better. sarcasm {'snum': '379156152669331457-3', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 4143 You just don't know when to quit. Oh and threatening me makes it al better!!!! #pissed #unhappy You just don't know when to quit. Oh and threatening me makes it worse!!!! #pissed #unhappy sarcasm {'snum': '379156152669331457-4', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 4144 You just don't know when to quit. Oh and threatening me makes it al better!!!! #pissed #unhappy You have gone too far. And threatening me makes it even worse! #pissed #unhappy sarcasm {'snum': '379156152669331457-5', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 4145 Just had to turn the volume down when this kid started singing I didn't want to listen to this kid singing. sarcasm {'snum': '378961607076093953-1', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 4146 Just had to turn the volume down when this kid started singing Just had to turn the volume up when this kid started singing sarcasm {'snum': '378961607076093953-2', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 4147 I sure look like a superstar today #roughhairday #dontcare I'm having a horrible hair day today and feel awful. sarcasm {'snum': '398508221809180672-1', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 4148 I sure look like a superstar today #roughhairday #dontcare I sure don't look like a superstar today. sarcasm {'snum': '398508221809180672-2', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 4149 I sure look like a superstar today #roughhairday #dontcare I don't like looking bad today. sarcasm {'snum': '398508221809180672-3', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 4150 I sure look like a superstar today #roughhairday #dontcare My hair looks terrible today. sarcasm {'snum': '398508221809180672-4', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 4151 I sure look like a superstar today #roughhairday #dontcare I don't look very nice today. sarcasm {'snum': '398508221809180672-5', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 4152 Week 14, Day 0. Fever, headache, vomiting, diarrhea, back pain. Great way to start the final month in basic military training. Week 14 is the start of the final month of basic military training and I am sick with symptoms of a fever, headache, vomiting, diarrhea, and back pain. sarcasm {'snum': '379180609001619457-1', 'incongruency': 'explicit'} ? 4153 Week 14, Day 0. Fever, headache, vomiting, diarrhea, back pain. Great way to start the final month in basic military training. Week 14, Day 0. Fever headache, vomiting, diarrhea, back pain. What a horrible way to start the final month in basic military training. sarcasm {'snum': '379180609001619457-2', 'incongruency': 'explicit'} ? 4154 Week 14, Day 0. Fever, headache, vomiting, diarrhea, back pain. Great way to start the final month in basic military training. Week 14, Day 0. Fever, headache, vomiting, diarrhea, back pain. This is a horrible way to start the final month in basic military training. sarcasm {'snum': '379180609001619457-3', 'incongruency': 'explicit'} ? 4155 Week 14, Day 0. Fever, headache, vomiting, diarrhea, back pain. Great way to start the final month in basic military training. Week 14, Day 0. Fever, headache, vomiting, diarrhea, back pain. What a terrible way to start the final month in basic military training. sarcasm {'snum': '379180609001619457-4', 'incongruency': 'explicit'} ? 4156 PROUD to be called a pill popper last night. I am embarrassed that I was pill popper last night. sarcasm {'snum': '379257472352911361-1', 'incongruency': 'explicit'} ? 4157 PROUD to be called a pill popper last night. I am not proud to be called a pill popper last night. sarcasm {'snum': '379257472352911361-2', 'incongruency': 'explicit'} ? 4158 PROUD to be called a pill popper last night. I did not like being called a pill popper last night. sarcasm {'snum': '379257472352911361-3', 'incongruency': 'explicit'} ? 4159 PROUD to be called a pill popper last night. I was embarrassed by the name calling. sarcasm {'snum': '379257472352911361-4', 'incongruency': 'explicit'} ? 4160 PROUD to be called a pill popper last night. Ashamed to be called a pill popper last night. sarcasm {'snum': '379257472352911361-5', 'incongruency': 'explicit'} ? 4161 I can already tell its going to be a great night.... It is not going to be a good night, based off of previous events earlier that occurred and found to my disliking. sarcasm {'snum': '379000367423307776-1', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 4162 I can already tell its going to be a great night.... It seems like tonight is not going to go very well. sarcasm {'snum': '379000367423307776-2', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 4163 I can already tell its going to be a great night.... It already seems like tonight isn't going to go well. sarcasm {'snum': '379000367423307776-3', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 4164 I can already tell its going to be a great night.... So far its looking like its an unpleasant night sarcasm {'snum': '379000367423307776-4', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 4165 I can already tell its going to be a great night.... I can already tell its going to be a bad night.... sarcasm {'snum': '379000367423307776-5', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 4166 I have 60MB free. I wonder if I can install iOS 7.0? http://t.co/Jm9B0wXx6U Although I get 60MB free, it is not nearly enough to install iOS 7.0. sarcasm {'snum': '380389528675962880-1', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 4167 I have 60MB free. I wonder if I can install iOS 7.0? http://t.co/Jm9B0wXx6U I have 60MB free. I don't think I can install iOS 7.0. sarcasm {'snum': '380389528675962880-2', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 4168 I have 60MB free. I wonder if I can install iOS 7.0? http://t.co/Jm9B0wXx6U I have 60MB free. There is no way I can install iOS 7.0. sarcasm {'snum': '380389528675962880-3', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 4169 I have 60MB free. I wonder if I can install iOS 7.0? http://t.co/Jm9B0wXx6U I have 60MB free. I probably should not install iOS 7.0 http://t.co/Jm9B0wXx6U sarcasm {'snum': '380389528675962880-4', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 4170 I have 60MB free. I wonder if I can install iOS 7.0? http://t.co/Jm9B0wXx6U I have 60MB of free memory. I cannot install iOS 7.0 because it needs much more memory. sarcasm {'snum': '380389528675962880-5', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 4171 I love how smooth NU road is.... #not I hate how rough NU road is. sarcasm {'snum': '379104097976066048-1', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 4172 I love how smooth NU road is.... #not I hate how rough NU road is. sarcasm {'snum': '379104097976066048-2', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 4173 I love how smooth NU road is.... #not I hate how bumpy NU road is.... #not sarcasm {'snum': '379104097976066048-3', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 4174 I love how smooth NU road is.... #not I hate how rough NU road is.... sarcasm {'snum': '379104097976066048-4', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 4175 Thanks El Paso rain, you made the weather nice and humid. Just how I like it. I do not like when the rain makes the weather humid. sarcasm {'snum': '379009767957471232-1', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 4176 Thanks El Paso rain, you made the weather nice and humid. Just how I like it. I really hate how the rain in El Paso makes the weather humid. sarcasm {'snum': '379009767957471232-2', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 4177 Thanks El Paso rain, you made the weather nice and humid. Just how I like it. I hate how El Paso rain makes the weather nice and humid. sarcasm {'snum': '379009767957471232-3', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 4178 Thanks El Paso rain, you made the weather nice and humid. Just how I like it. No thanks El Paso rain, you made the weather nice and humid. This is not how I like it. sarcasm {'snum': '379009767957471232-4', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 4179 Thanks El Paso rain, you made the weather nice and humid. Just how I like it. No thanks to El Paso rain that made the weather nice and humid. That's just how I hate it. sarcasm {'snum': '379009767957471232-5', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 4180 Since I can't be productive I guess I'm forced to watch #ARiverRunsThroughIt **Sigh** Woe is me! Since I can't be productive, I get to watch #ARiverRunsThroughIt. Lucky me! sarcasm {'snum': '379172439520862209-1', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 4181 Since I can't be productive I guess I'm forced to watch #ARiverRunsThroughIt **Sigh** Woe is me! Since I can't be productive I guess I will enjoy watching A Rive Runs Through It. Good for me! sarcasm {'snum': '379172439520862209-2', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 4182 Since I can't be productive I guess I'm forced to watch #ARiverRunsThroughIt **Sigh** Woe is me! Since I can't be productive I guess I get to watch #ARiverRunsThroughIt **grin** Hooray for me! sarcasm {'snum': '379172439520862209-3', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 4183 Since I can't be productive I guess I'm forced to watch #ARiverRunsThroughIt **Sigh** Woe is me! Since I can't be productive I guess I'll watch @ARiverRunsThroughIt **Sigh** Woe is me! sarcasm {'snum': '379172439520862209-4', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 4184 In such a happy mood today! In such a bad mood today! sarcasm {'snum': '379183089856937984-1', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 4185 In such a happy mood today! In a bad mood today sarcasm {'snum': '379183089856937984-2', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 4186 In such a happy mood today! I'm in a bad mood today. sarcasm {'snum': '379183089856937984-3', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 4187 In such a happy mood today! In such an awful mood today. sarcasm {'snum': '379183089856937984-4', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 4188 In such a happy mood today! I am in such a sad mood today sarcasm {'snum': '379183089856937984-5', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 4189 ToUser Omg guys really the IOS7 came out today? Wow I just found out @User IOS7 came out today. Yeah, everyone is quite aware of that. sarcasm {'snum': '380481699806605312-1', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 4190 ToUser Omg guys really the IOS7 came out today? Wow I just found out Omg guys I get it IOS7 came out today. I found out a long time ago. sarcasm {'snum': '380481699806605312-2', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 4191 ToUser Omg guys really the IOS7 came out today? Wow I just found out The IOS7 came out today. I already knew this information. sarcasm {'snum': '380481699806605312-3', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 4192 ToUser Omg guys really the IOS7 came out today? Wow I just found out @User Omg guys everyone know the the IOS7 came out today? Wow I didn't just find out sarcasm {'snum': '380481699806605312-4', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 4193 ToUser Omg guys really the IOS7 came out today? Wow I just found out Many people are talking about IOS7. sarcasm {'snum': '380481699806605312-5', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 4194 Great way to end the best week ever Lousy way to end the worst week ever sarcasm {'snum': '379019119536132096-1', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 4195 Great way to end the best week ever Horrible way to end the worst week ever. sarcasm {'snum': '379019119536132096-2', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 4196 Great way to end the best week ever Terrible way to end the worst week ever. sarcasm {'snum': '379019119536132096-3', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 4197 Great way to end the best week ever The week ended as poorly as it began. sarcasm {'snum': '379019119536132096-4', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 4198 Great way to end the best week ever Not a great way to end the best week ever sarcasm {'snum': '379019119536132096-5', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 4199 I love getting woken up early on my days off ? I hate getting woken up early on my days off! sarcasm {'snum': '396614329262678016-1', 'incongruency': 'explicit'} ? 4200 I love getting woken up early on my days off ? I hate getting woken up early on my days off ? sarcasm {'snum': '396614329262678016-2', 'incongruency': 'explicit'} ? 4201 I love getting woken up early on my days off ? I hate getting woken up early on my days off! sarcasm {'snum': '396614329262678016-3', 'incongruency': 'explicit'} ? 4202 I love getting woken up early on my days off ? I don't appreciate getting woken up early on my days off sarcasm {'snum': '396614329262678016-4', 'incongruency': 'explicit'} ? 4203 I love getting woken up early on my days off ? I hate it when I get woken up early on my days off. sarcasm {'snum': '396614329262678016-5', 'incongruency': 'explicit'} ? 4204 he said he don't get any girls.... I mean, I wonder why...... ?? - ToUser http://t.co/VZd9DsL1zh And he wonders why girls don't flock to him sarcasm {'snum': '4.17516E+17-1', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 4205 "great job at earning my ""trust""" You can't expect me to trust you anymore sarcasm {'snum': '379152834907742208-1', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 4206 "great job at earning my ""trust""" You are not earning my trust. sarcasm {'snum': '379152834907742208-2', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 4207 "great job at earning my ""trust""" You have lost all my trust. sarcasm {'snum': '379152834907742208-3', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 4208 "great job at earning my ""trust""" you didn't do a great job at earning my trust sarcasm {'snum': '379152834907742208-4', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 4209 "great job at earning my ""trust""" "terrible job at earning my ""trust""" sarcasm {'snum': '379152834907742208-5', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 4210 Cal is a legitimate non-conf opponent. Just kidding. #jokes (Guiton is like NOS for that offensive engine, though, seriously) Cal is a weak non-conf opponent. sarcasm {'snum': '379024650891563009-1', 'incongruency': 'explicit'} ? 4211 Cal is a legitimate non-conf opponent. Just kidding. #jokes (Guiton is like NOS for that offensive engine, though, seriously) Cal is not a legitimate non-conf opponent. sarcasm {'snum': '379024650891563009-2', 'incongruency': 'explicit'} ? 4212 Cal is a legitimate non-conf opponent. Just kidding. #jokes (Guiton is like NOS for that offensive engine, though, seriously) Cal is not a legitimate non-conf opponent. Just kidding. #jokes (Guiton is like NOS for that offensive engine, though, seriously) sarcasm {'snum': '379024650891563009-3', 'incongruency': 'explicit'} ? 4213 You know, I can't wait until Obama is out of office and the next republican president does a Wayy batter job than him When Obama is out of office and we get a Republican President, things will really get bad. sarcasm {'snum': '378983588307668992-1', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 4214 You know, I can't wait until Obama is out of office and the next republican president does a Wayy batter job than him When Obama is out of office, the next Republican president will do a way worse job than him. sarcasm {'snum': '378983588307668992-2', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 4215 You know, I can't wait until Obama is out of office and the next republican president does a Wayy batter job than him If a Republican succeeds after the Obama Administration, they will not be as successful. sarcasm {'snum': '378983588307668992-3', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 4216 You know, I can't wait until Obama is out of office and the next republican president does a Wayy batter job than him You know, I can wait until Obama is out of office and the next republican president does a Wayy worse job than him sarcasm {'snum': '378983588307668992-4', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 4217 You know, I can't wait until Obama is out of office and the next republican president does a Wayy batter job than him When Obama is out of office we'll see that the next republican president won't be able to do a better job. sarcasm {'snum': '378983588307668992-5', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 4218 ToUser ToUser would be watching it too but the wife took me on vacation. Fucking Disney World I could be doing what I enjoy instead of going on vacation with my wife to boring Disney World. sarcasm {'snum': '379058097790398464-1', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 4219 ToUser ToUser would be watching it too but the wife took me on vacation. Fucking Disney World @User @User can't be watching it too because the wife took me on vacation. Fucking Disney World sarcasm {'snum': '379058097790398464-2', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 4220 ToUser ToUser would be watching it too but the wife took me on vacation. Fucking Disney World would be watching it too but the wife took me on vacation. I hate Disney world sarcasm {'snum': '379058097790398464-3', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 4221 I sure know how to pick winners. I seem unable to pick winners. sarcasm {'snum': '408483800302116864-1', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 4222 I sure know how to pick winners. I do not know how to pick winners. sarcasm {'snum': '408483800302116864-2', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 4223 I sure know how to pick winners. I sure know how to pick losers. sarcasm {'snum': '408483800302116864-3', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 4224 I sure know how to pick winners. I am not good at picking winners. sarcasm {'snum': '408483800302116864-4', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 4225 I sure know how to pick winners. I see to pick losers. sarcasm {'snum': '408483800302116864-5', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 4226 Silly Mama, naps are for dads and kids! Moms don't deserve rest! Because moms aren't people and what mom needs doesn't matter! Moms especially need naps, as they are busy, important people. sarcasm {'snum': '378970698687217664-1', 'incongruency': 'explicit'} ? 4227 Silly Mama, naps are for dads and kids! Moms don't deserve rest! Because moms aren't people and what mom needs doesn't matter! Moms deserve rest just like dads and kids. sarcasm {'snum': '378970698687217664-2', 'incongruency': 'explicit'} ? 4228 Silly Mama, naps are for dads and kids! Moms don't deserve rest! Because moms aren't people and what mom needs doesn't matter! Naps aren't just for dads and kids! Moms deserve rest! Because moms are people and what mom needs does matter! sarcasm {'snum': '378970698687217664-3', 'incongruency': 'explicit'} ? 4229 Silly Mama, naps are for dads and kids! Moms don't deserve rest! Because moms aren't people and what mom needs doesn't matter! Moms deserve naps, too, not just dads and kids! sarcasm {'snum': '378970698687217664-4', 'incongruency': 'explicit'} ? 4230 Silly Mama, naps are for dads and kids! Moms don't deserve rest! Because moms aren't people and what mom needs doesn't matter! Silly Mama, naps are for dads and kids! Moms deserve rest but do not have the opportunity. sarcasm {'snum': '378970698687217664-5', 'incongruency': 'explicit'} ? 4231 Alarm set 4 7am on a saturday :( sofworkingatweekend I can't believe I have to set my alarm for 7 a.m. on a Saturday. sarcasm {'snum': '3.88794E+17-1', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 4232 Some people should be paid for their volunteer critiquing I really wish people wouldn't criticize without being asked. sarcasm {'snum': '379028275416559616-1', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 4233 Some people should be paid for their volunteer critiquing Some people make horrible volunteer critiques. sarcasm {'snum': '379028275416559616-2', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 4234 Some people should be paid for their volunteer critiquing People express their opinions too much. sarcasm {'snum': '379028275416559616-3', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 4235 I love sitting here all alone making a bunch of homecoming decorations.... NOT It is not fun sitting here alone making a bunch of homecoming decorations. sarcasm {'snum': '379080805336641536-1', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 4236 I love sitting here all alone making a bunch of homecoming decorations.... NOT I hate sitting here all alone making a bunch of homecoming decorations. sarcasm {'snum': '379080805336641536-2', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 4237 I love sitting here all alone making a bunch of homecoming decorations.... NOT I hate sitting here all alone making a bunch of homecoming decorations. sarcasm {'snum': '379080805336641536-3', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 4238 I love sitting here all alone making a bunch of homecoming decorations.... NOT I don't like making homecoming decorations. sarcasm {'snum': '379080805336641536-4', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 4239 I love sitting here all alone making a bunch of homecoming decorations.... NOT I hate sitting here all alone making a bunch of homecoming decorations.... sarcasm {'snum': '379080805336641536-5', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 4240 Thank you for caring so much that you ACTUALLY came and checked on me dad, it means so much Dad, I do not appreciate you checking on me. sarcasm {'snum': '3.79038E+17-1', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 4241 I apologize for thinking you are a player. You are a very poor player. sarcasm {'snum': '3.79023E+17-1', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 4242 ToUser Thanks Mom, for teaching me the art of commitment. You have been so helpful and are so skilled at it #not Just like Mom, I'm not good at commitment. sarcasm {'snum': '379006930389184512-1', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 4243 ToUser Thanks Mom, for teaching me the art of commitment. You have been so helpful and are so skilled at it #not Mom, you are not committed. sarcasm {'snum': '379006930389184512-2', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 4244 ToUser Thanks Mom, for teaching me the art of commitment. You have been so helpful and are so skilled at it #not My mom talked to me about commitment even though she's terrible at it. sarcasm {'snum': '379006930389184512-3', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 4245 ToUser Thanks Mom, for teaching me the art of commitment. You have been so helpful and are so skilled at it #not My mother is a terrible example of the art of commitment. sarcasm {'snum': '379006930389184512-4', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 4246 ToUser Thanks Mom, for teaching me the art of commitment. You have been so helpful and are so skilled at it #not @User No thanks Mom, for not teaching me the art of commitment. You have not been helpful and are so skilled at it #not sarcasm {'snum': '379006930389184512-5', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 4247 You mean progressive taxing and cutting defense spending actually works? - Oh Look, There Goes the Deficit http://t.co/2MCLQBT4e6 Progressive taxing and cutting defense spending will only increase the deficit. sarcasm {'snum': '379088517613096960-1', 'incongruency': 'explicit'} ? 4248 You mean progressive taxing and cutting defense spending actually works? - Oh Look, There Goes the Deficit http://t.co/2MCLQBT4e6 Progressive taxing and cutting defense works at helping lower the deficit. sarcasm {'snum': '379088517613096960-2', 'incongruency': 'explicit'} ? 4249 You mean progressive taxing and cutting defense spending actually works? - Oh Look, There Goes the Deficit http://t.co/2MCLQBT4e6 Progressive taxing and cutting defense spending actually works. sarcasm {'snum': '379088517613096960-3', 'incongruency': 'explicit'} ? 4250 SUCCESS!!! burning my finger and cutting my thumb with scissors while doing my science project ??? http://t.co/pI7MHO78gU I'm upset that I cut and burned my thing during my science project. sarcasm {'snum': '394577978321272832-1', 'incongruency': 'explicit'} ? 4251 SUCCESS!!! burning my finger and cutting my thumb with scissors while doing my science project ??? http://t.co/pI7MHO78gU I burned my finger and cut my thumb with scissors while doing my science project. This was not a success! sarcasm {'snum': '394577978321272832-2', 'incongruency': 'explicit'} ? 4252 SUCCESS!!! burning my finger and cutting my thumb with scissors while doing my science project ??? http://t.co/pI7MHO78gU FAILURE!!! burning my finger and cutting my thumb with scissors while doing my science project ??? http://t.co/pI7MHO78gU sarcasm {'snum': '394577978321272832-3', 'incongruency': 'explicit'} ? 4253 SUCCESS!!! burning my finger and cutting my thumb with scissors while doing my science project ??? http://t.co/pI7MHO78gU NOT SUCCESSFUL!!! burning my finger and cutting my thumb with scissors while doing my science project ??? http://t.co/pI7MHO78gU sarcasm {'snum': '394577978321272832-4', 'incongruency': 'explicit'} ? 4254 all of this hard work I'm being rewarded with Portilos yay I'm over worked and all I'm getting as a reward is Portimao '. sarcasm {'snum': '418090864208916480-1', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 4255 all of this hard work I'm being rewarded with Portilos yay I worked really hard, but all I am getting as a reward is Portilos. sarcasm {'snum': '418090864208916480-2', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 4256 all of this hard work I'm being rewarded with Portilos yay All of this hard work. I should be rewarded with something better than Portilos. sarcasm {'snum': '418090864208916480-3', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 4257 all of this hard work I'm being rewarded with Portilos yay not happy all of this hard work I'm being rewarded with Portilos sarcasm {'snum': '418090864208916480-4', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 4258 all of this hard work I'm being rewarded with Portilos yay I've been working so hard, so I don't understand why I have to eat Portilos. I'm not happy about it. sarcasm {'snum': '418090864208916480-5', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 4259 And sunday is a cleaning day!....thishouse he isn't cleaning on sunday sarcasm {'snum': '391882555223707648-1', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 4260 And sunday is a cleaning day!....thishouse I dislike cleaning the house on Sunday. sarcasm {'snum': '391882555223707648-2', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 4261 And sunday is a cleaning day!....thishouse I don't want to have to clean on Sunday. sarcasm {'snum': '391882555223707648-3', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 4262 And sunday is a cleaning day!....thishouse This house is so messy it needs cleaning any Sunday. sarcasm {'snum': '391882555223707648-4', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 4263 Way to take full responsibility, Mr. manager. the manager didn't take full responsibility. sarcasm {'snum': '379062010568511488-1', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 4264 Way to take full responsibility, Mr. manager. The manager didn't take any responsibility. sarcasm {'snum': '379062010568511488-2', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 4265 Way to take full responsibility, Mr. manager. I wish the manager would take full responsibility. sarcasm {'snum': '379062010568511488-3', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 4266 Way to take full responsibility, Mr. manager. The manager is not taking responsibility for this. sarcasm {'snum': '379062010568511488-4', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 4267 Way to take full responsibility, Mr. manager. The manager did not accept responsibility. sarcasm {'snum': '379062010568511488-5', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 4268 ToUser thanks Vince you've always had such a way with words i did not like what vince had to say sarcasm {'snum': '379052952247234560-1', 'incongruency': 'explicit'} ? 4269 ToUser thanks Vince you've always had such a way with words Vince, you're terrible with words. sarcasm {'snum': '379052952247234560-2', 'incongruency': 'explicit'} ? 4270 ToUser thanks Vince you've always had such a way with words Vince has never had a way with words. sarcasm {'snum': '379052952247234560-3', 'incongruency': 'explicit'} ? 4271 ToUser thanks Vince you've always had such a way with words @User no thanks Vince you don't have a way with words sarcasm {'snum': '379052952247234560-4', 'incongruency': 'explicit'} ? 4272 ToUser well now that you made me feel like a baby, no I didn't get unnerved by that movie at all #hashtagscanbestupid yes i got unnerved by the movie sarcasm {'snum': '379063789947486208-1', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 4273 ToUser well now that you made me feel like a baby, no I didn't get unnerved by that movie at all #hashtagscanbestupid Well now that you made me feel like a baby, that movie really unnerved me. sarcasm {'snum': '379063789947486208-2', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 4274 ToUser well now that you made me feel like a baby, no I didn't get unnerved by that movie at all #hashtagscanbestupid @User well now that you made me feel like a baby, I got unnerved by that movie #hashtagscanbestupid sarcasm {'snum': '379063789947486208-3', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 4275 ToUser well now that you made me feel like a baby, no I didn't get unnerved by that movie at all #hashtagscanbestupid @User well now that you made me feel like a baby, yes I did get unnerved by that movie #hashtagscanbestupid sarcasm {'snum': '379063789947486208-4', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 4276 ToUser ToUser Thank you sir. I have to be an adult. Because Pro-Wrestling ruined my life. pro wrestling is very childish sarcasm {'snum': '3.79094E+17-1', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 4277 Dear People who come and tell me how beautiful it is outside: thanks. That makes laying inside bedridden so much easier. #spoonies Dear people who come and tell me how beautiful it is outside i would rather not hear that when im bedridden. sarcasm {'snum': '378990901634146304-1', 'incongruency': 'explicit'} ? 4278 Dear People who come and tell me how beautiful it is outside: thanks. That makes laying inside bedridden so much easier. #spoonies I wish people would stop telling me how beautiful it is outside. I'm stuck in bed. sarcasm {'snum': '378990901634146304-2', 'incongruency': 'explicit'} ? 4279 Dear People who come and tell me how beautiful it is outside: thanks. That makes laying inside bedridden so much easier. #spoonies Dear People who come and tell me how beautiful it is outside: That doesn't make laying inside bedridden any easier. #spoonies sarcasm {'snum': '378990901634146304-3', 'incongruency': 'explicit'} ? 4280 Dear People who come and tell me how beautiful it is outside: thanks. That makes laying inside bedridden so much easier. #spoonies Dear People who come and tell me how beautiful it is outside: no thanks. That makes laying inside bedridden so much harder. #spoonies sarcasm {'snum': '378990901634146304-4', 'incongruency': 'explicit'} ? 4281 Dear People who come and tell me how beautiful it is outside: thanks. That makes laying inside bedridden so much easier. #spoonies I don't want to hear how nice it is outside. sarcasm {'snum': '378990901634146304-5', 'incongruency': 'explicit'} ? 4282 Currently watching Cage the Elephant play. They're definitely sober and not on drugs.... #sobad those people are on drugs sarcasm {'snum': 'S379036984645132288-1', 'incongruency': 'explicit'} ? 4283 Currently watching Cage the Elephant play. They're definitely sober and not on drugs.... #sobad Currently watching Cage the Elephant play. They look drunk and on drugs. sarcasm {'snum': 'S379036984645132288-2', 'incongruency': 'explicit'} ? 4284 Currently watching Cage the Elephant play. They're definitely sober and not on drugs.... #sobad "I am currently watching the band ""Cage the Elephant"" play. They are so outrageous, it is as if they are drunk or on drugs." sarcasm {'snum': 'S379036984645132288-3', 'incongruency': 'explicit'} ? 4285 Currently watching Cage the Elephant play. They're definitely sober and not on drugs.... #sobad Currently watching Cage the Elephant play. They're definitely drunk and high... #sobad sarcasm {'snum': 'S379036984645132288-4', 'incongruency': 'explicit'} ? 4286 Currently watching Cage the Elephant play. They're definitely sober and not on drugs.... #sobad Currently watching Cage the Elephant play. They're definitelynot sober and on drugs.... #sobad sarcasm {'snum': 'S379036984645132288-5', 'incongruency': 'explicit'} ? 4287 Can't wait to get home and shower... #TurfBurn i really don't feel like showering sarcasm {'snum': '389547271752138752-1', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 4288 Can't wait to get home and shower... #TurfBurn I don't want to get home and shower yet. sarcasm {'snum': '389547271752138752-2', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 4289 Can't wait to get home and shower... #TurfBurn I'm not looking forward to getting home and showering... #TurfBurn sarcasm {'snum': '389547271752138752-3', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 4290 I see Celtic are playing outstanding tonight #ChampionsLeague I see Celtic are playing terribly tonight. sarcasm {'snum': '410875958103916544-1', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 4291 I see Celtic are playing outstanding tonight #ChampionsLeague I see Celtic are playing horribly tonight #ChampionsLeague sarcasm {'snum': '410875958103916544-2', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 4292 I see Celtic are playing outstanding tonight #ChampionsLeague I see the Celtics are playing terribly tonight. sarcasm {'snum': '410875958103916544-3', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 4293 I see Celtic are playing outstanding tonight #ChampionsLeague I see Celtics are not playing outstanding tonight #ChampionsLeaque sarcasm {'snum': '410875958103916544-4', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 4294 THANK YOU rock for putting a crack in my NEW windshield!!! #NOThappy #rocksareevil I'm upset that a rock cracked my new windshield sarcasm {'snum': '378961621558648832-1', 'incongruency': 'explicit'} ? 4295 THANK YOU rock for putting a crack in my NEW windshield!!! #NOThappy #rocksareevil I hate rock for putting a crack in my new windshield sarcasm {'snum': '378961621558648832-2', 'incongruency': 'explicit'} ? 4296 THANK YOU rock for putting a crack in my NEW windshield!!! #NOThappy #rocksareevil I hate the person who put a crack in my new windshield! sarcasm {'snum': '378961621558648832-3', 'incongruency': 'explicit'} ? 4297 THANK YOU rock for putting a crack in my NEW windshield!!! #NOThappy #rocksareevil I'm very upset that a rock put a crack in my new windshield. sarcasm {'snum': '378961621558648832-4', 'incongruency': 'explicit'} ? 4298 THANK YOU rock for putting a crack in my NEW windshield!!! #NOThappy #rocksareevil I don't like it that you cracked my NEW windshield!!! #NOThappy #rocksareevil sarcasm {'snum': '378961621558648832-5', 'incongruency': 'explicit'} ? 4299 ToUser never too many Italians at one party.. There are too many Italians at one party. sarcasm {'snum': '379002590870376448-1', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 4300 ToUser never too many Italians at one party.. There are too many Italians at the party. sarcasm {'snum': '379002590870376448-2', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 4301 ToUser never too many Italians at one party.. @User there can be too many Italians at one party.. sarcasm {'snum': '379002590870376448-3', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 4302 ToUser never too many Italians at one party.. @User too many Italians at one party... sarcasm {'snum': '379002590870376448-4', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 4303 ToUser never too many Italians at one party.. @User there are a lot of Italians at this party. sarcasm {'snum': '379002590870376448-5', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 4304 ToUser Getting drunk by yourself is always fun... Getting drunk by yourself isn't fun. sarcasm {'snum': '378957834999701504-1', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 4305 ToUser Getting drunk by yourself is always fun... Getting drunk by yourself is never fun. sarcasm {'snum': '378957834999701504-2', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 4306 ToUser Getting drunk by yourself is always fun... @User Getting drunk by yourself is sad and depressing... sarcasm {'snum': '378957834999701504-3', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 4307 ToUser Getting drunk by yourself is always fun... @User Getting drunk by yourself is never fun... sarcasm {'snum': '378957834999701504-4', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 4308 ToUser Getting drunk by yourself is always fun... I don't like getting drunk by myself sarcasm {'snum': '378957834999701504-5', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 4309 ToUser thanks Corey because that picture needed more than one copy Corey, that picture did not need more than one copy. sarcasm {'snum': '379256218315132928-1', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 4310 ToUser thanks Corey because that picture needed more than one copy @User thanks Corey because that picture does not need more than one copy sarcasm {'snum': '379256218315132928-2', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 4311 ToUser thanks Corey because that picture needed more than one copy I wish Corey didn't copy that picture more than once. sarcasm {'snum': '379256218315132928-3', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 4312 ToUser thanks Corey because that picture needed more than one copy @User Corey, that picture didn't need to be copied. sarcasm {'snum': '379256218315132928-4', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 4313 ToUser thanks Corey because that picture needed more than one copy @User no thanks to Corey because that picture didn't need more than one copy sarcasm {'snum': '379256218315132928-5', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 4314 It's legal to marry your cousin in some states but you're not allowed to marry the same gender.? Makes total sense. It's legal to marry your cousin in some states but you're not allowed to marry the same gender.? That doesn't make sense. sarcasm {'snum': '379020025572884482-1', 'incongruency': 'explicit'} ? 4315 It's legal to marry your cousin in some states but you're not allowed to marry the same gender.? Makes total sense. It's legal to marry your cousin in some states but you're not allowed to marry the same gender? Makes no sense. sarcasm {'snum': '379020025572884482-2', 'incongruency': 'explicit'} ? 4316 It's legal to marry your cousin in some states but you're not allowed to marry the same gender.? Makes total sense. In some states, you can marry your cousin but not someone of the same gender. That doesn't make any sense. sarcasm {'snum': '379020025572884482-3', 'incongruency': 'explicit'} ? 4317 It's legal to marry your cousin in some states but you're not allowed to marry the same gender.? Makes total sense. It's legal to marry your cousin in some states but you're not allowed to marry the same gender.? Doesn't make sense. sarcasm {'snum': '379020025572884482-4', 'incongruency': 'explicit'} ? 4318 It's legal to marry your cousin in some states but you're not allowed to marry the same gender.? Makes total sense. It does not make sense that it's legal to marry your cousin in some states but you/re not allowed to marry the same genger. sarcasm {'snum': '379020025572884482-5', 'incongruency': 'explicit'} ? 4319 And there's the cherry on top to my glorious freaking day! And there's the cherry on top to my horrible freaking day! sarcasm {'snum': '382401935946440704-1', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 4320 And there's the cherry on top to my glorious freaking day! Everything was going so bad already, and now this had to happen to make everything worse. sarcasm {'snum': '382401935946440704-2', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 4321 And there's the cherry on top to my glorious freaking day! I had a bad day and it doesn't seem to be getting better. sarcasm {'snum': '382401935946440704-3', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 4322 Thank you for treating me so good. Your ex is jealous. Damn you for treating me so bad. Your ex is not jealous. sarcasm {'snum': '389629080963780608-1', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 4323 Wow! Titans really impressive in front of new owners. Wow! Titans not really impressive in front of new owners sarcasm {'snum': '399601139663896576-1', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 4324 Wow! Titans really impressive in front of new owners. The Titans aren't doing well in front of the new owners. sarcasm {'snum': '399601139663896576-2', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 4325 Wow! Titans really impressive in front of new owners. Wow! I don't think the Titans are making a good impression to the new owners. sarcasm {'snum': '399601139663896576-3', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 4326 Wow! Titans really impressive in front of new owners. The Titans are not playing well for the new owners. sarcasm {'snum': '399601139663896576-4', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 4327 Holy crap it's raining? Thanks to everyone on twitter for letting me know Holy crap it's raining? Everyone on twitter didn't have to tell me that. sarcasm {'snum': '385829494839197697-1', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 4328 Holy crap it's raining? Thanks to everyone on twitter for letting me know Information on twitter can be redundant. sarcasm {'snum': '385829494839197697-2', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 4329 Holy crap it's raining? Thanks to everyone on twitter for letting me know I don't need anyone to tell me its raining. sarcasm {'snum': '385829494839197697-3', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 4330 If a thing is worth doing, it would have been done already. #logic Something worth doing is already done. sarcasm {'snum': '399619805021360129-1', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 4331 If a thing is worth doing, it would have been done already. #logic Just because something is worth doing, it doesn't mean it hasn't been done already. sarcasm {'snum': '399619805021360129-2', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 4332 If a thing is worth doing, it would have been done already. #logic People are not original. sarcasm {'snum': '399619805021360129-3', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 4333 I pour my heart out to silence... Thanks, that was just what I was waiting to hear I pour my heart out to silence... that's not what I wanted to hear. sarcasm {'snum': '379023674176974849-1', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 4334 I pour my heart out to silence... Thanks, that was just what I was waiting to hear I pour my heart out to silence... That was not what I was waiting to hear. sarcasm {'snum': '379023674176974849-2', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 4335 I pour my heart out to silence... Thanks, that was just what I was waiting to hear I pour my heart out to silence...I don't want to hear that. sarcasm {'snum': '379023674176974849-3', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 4336 I pour my heart out to silence... Thanks, that was just what I was waiting to hear Please communicate better. sarcasm {'snum': '379023674176974849-4', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 4337 I pour my heart out to silence... Thanks, that was just what I was waiting to hear I pour my heart out to silence... No thanks, that was not what I was waiting to hear sarcasm {'snum': '379023674176974849-5', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 4338 When you can get three tattoos in one night, plus him doing other ones and all in a house. Yup that's legit. They look fantastic. Getting three tattoos in one night, plus him doing other ones and all in a house sounds horrible. The tattoos look bad. sarcasm {'snum': '379229668228206592-1', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 4339 When you can get three tattoos in one night, plus him doing other ones and all in a house. Yup that's legit. They look fantastic. When you can get three tattoos in one night, plus him doing other ones and all in a house, that's not legit. They look terrible. sarcasm {'snum': '379229668228206592-2', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 4340 When you can get three tattoos in one night, plus him doing other ones and all in a house. Yup that's legit. They look fantastic. When you can get three tattoos in one night, plus him doing other ones and all in a house. Yup that's legit. They look horrible. sarcasm {'snum': '379229668228206592-3', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 4341 Well done clegg. You've made me vote lib them again #marr #marrshow Clegg has made me vote lib again. sarcasm {'snum': '379156296500776960-1', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 4342 Well done clegg. You've made me vote lib them again #marr #marrshow Clegg is the reason I'm changing my vote to Lib. sarcasm {'snum': '379156296500776960-2', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 4343 Well done clegg. You've made me vote lib them again #marr #marrshow You didn't do very well, clegg. You've made me vote lib them again #marr #marrshow sarcasm {'snum': '379156296500776960-3', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 4344 Well done clegg. You've made me vote lib them again #marr #marrshow I voted Liberal again because Clegg is a terrible candidate. sarcasm {'snum': '379156296500776960-4', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 4345 Well done clegg. You've made me vote lib them again #marr #marrshow bad job clegg. You've made me vote lib them again #marr #marrshow sarcasm {'snum': '379156296500776960-5', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 4346 Aww what a cute date What an ugly date. sarcasm {'snum': '380375249096671234-1', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 4347 Aww what a cute date That date is not cute at all. sarcasm {'snum': '380375249096671234-2', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 4348 Aww what a cute date That is not a cute date sarcasm {'snum': '380375249096671234-3', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 4349 Aww what a cute date What an ugly date sarcasm {'snum': '380375249096671234-4', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 4350 ToUser No keep them he is a great coach. I mean 2 straight losses with those constant top 10 recruiting classes. He's great! He is not a great coach. I mean 2 straight losses with those constant top 10 recruiting classes. He's awful! sarcasm {'snum': '379106377555128321-1', 'incongruency': 'explicit'} ? 4351 ToUser No keep them he is a great coach. I mean 2 straight losses with those constant top 10 recruiting classes. He's great! @User No get rid of them he is a horrible coach. I mean 2 straight losses with those constant terrible recruiting classes. He's horrible! sarcasm {'snum': '379106377555128321-2', 'incongruency': 'explicit'} ? 4352 ToUser No keep them he is a great coach. I mean 2 straight losses with those constant top 10 recruiting classes. He's great! Get rid of him. He's a terrible coach. 2 straight losses with such good recruits. He's terrible. sarcasm {'snum': '379106377555128321-3', 'incongruency': 'explicit'} ? 4353 ToUser No keep them he is a great coach. I mean 2 straight losses with those constant top 10 recruiting classes. He's great! @User No give them back, he is a horrible coach. I mean 2 straight losses with those constant top 10 recruiting classes. He's horrible! sarcasm {'snum': '379106377555128321-4', 'incongruency': 'explicit'} ? 4354 "Everyone's favorite line ""go to the barre""" "Everyone's least favorite line is ""go to the barre""" sarcasm {'snum': '401472426799661056-1', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 4355 "Everyone's favorite line ""go to the barre""" "No one likes to hear, ""Go to the barre.""" sarcasm {'snum': '401472426799661056-2', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 4356 "Everyone's favorite line ""go to the barre""" "Everyone's overused line ""go to the barre""" sarcasm {'snum': '401472426799661056-3', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 4357 "Everyone's favorite line ""go to the barre""" "Everyone's least favorite line ""go to the barre""" sarcasm {'snum': '401472426799661056-4', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 4358 "Everyone's favorite line ""go to the barre""" "Nobody likes to hear ""go to the barre""" sarcasm {'snum': '401472426799661056-5', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 4359 My bad I don't have that ghetto Latina attitude I'm glad I don't have that ghetto Latina attitude. sarcasm {'snum': '412615828404989952-1', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 4360 My bad I don't have that ghetto Latina attitude I am not sorry that I don't have a ghetto Latina attitude. sarcasm {'snum': '412615828404989952-2', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 4361 My bad I don't have that ghetto Latina attitude I am too well-bred to have a ghetto, Latino attitude. sarcasm {'snum': '412615828404989952-3', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 4362 My bad I don't have that ghetto Latina attitude I am fortunate that I do not have a nasty, ghetto Latina attitude. sarcasm {'snum': '412615828404989952-4', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 4363 My bad I don't have that ghetto Latina attitude It's to my credit that I don't have that ghetto Latina attitude sarcasm {'snum': '412615828404989952-5', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 4364 Well aren't you just a freaking ray of sunshine? ? Well aren't you just awful? sarcasm {'snum': '380415302993195008-1', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 4365 Well aren't you just a freaking ray of sunshine? ? You are a really depressing person1 sarcasm {'snum': '380415302993195008-2', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 4366 Well aren't you just a freaking ray of sunshine? ? Well aren't you just freaking depressing? ? sarcasm {'snum': '380415302993195008-3', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 4367 Well aren't you just a freaking ray of sunshine? ? Are you in a bad mood? sarcasm {'snum': '380415302993195008-4', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 4368 England are effortlessly gliding towards Brasil ToUser #Joker #MOTD England is having a hard time against Brasil. sarcasm {'snum': '378995139878092800-1', 'incongruency': 'explicit'} ? 4369 England are effortlessly gliding towards Brasil ToUser #Joker #MOTD England is having a hard time going towards Brasil @User #Joker #MOTD sarcasm {'snum': '378995139878092800-2', 'incongruency': 'explicit'} ? 4370 England are effortlessly gliding towards Brasil ToUser #Joker #MOTD It is taking England a lot of effort to catchup to Brasil @User #Joker #MOTD sarcasm {'snum': '378995139878092800-3', 'incongruency': 'explicit'} ? 4371 England are effortlessly gliding towards Brasil ToUser #Joker #MOTD England's team is not advancing. sarcasm {'snum': '378995139878092800-4', 'incongruency': 'explicit'} ? 4372 The Tigers are only best the Flashes 31-7. Kent State is really keep the game close. #GoFlashes The Tigers are the worse than the Flashes 31-7. Kent State is really make this game a landslide. sarcasm {'snum': '379038041425211392-1', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 4373 The Tigers are only best the Flashes 31-7. Kent State is really keep the game close. #GoFlashes The Kent State- Tigers game was not close at all. sarcasm {'snum': '379038041425211392-2', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 4374 The Tigers are only best the Flashes 31-7. Kent State is really keep the game close. #GoFlashes The Tigers are beating the Flashes 31-7. Kent State is really struggling to keep the game close. #GoFlashes sarcasm {'snum': '379038041425211392-3', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 4375 The Tigers are only best the Flashes 31-7. Kent State is really keep the game close. #GoFlashes That game wasn't even close. sarcasm {'snum': '379038041425211392-4', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 4376 all I've eaten so far today is chocolate. that explains how amazing my day was All I've eaten so far today is chocolate. That explains how awful my day was. sarcasm {'snum': '417779258967072769-1', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 4377 all I've eaten so far today is chocolate. that explains how amazing my day was All I've eaten so far today is chocolate. That explains how horrible my day was. sarcasm {'snum': '417779258967072769-2', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 4378 all I've eaten so far today is chocolate. that explains how amazing my day was all I've eaten so far today is chocolate. that explains how terrible my day was sarcasm {'snum': '417779258967072769-3', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 4379 all I've eaten so far today is chocolate. that explains how amazing my day was All I've eaten so far today is chocolate. That explains how awful my day was. sarcasm {'snum': '417779258967072769-4', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 4380 all I've eaten so far today is chocolate. that explains how amazing my day was all I've eaten so far today is chocolate. That explains how bad my day was. sarcasm {'snum': '417779258967072769-5', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 4381 Kindly give me some credits when you graduate. I need more credits to graduate, but I know you can't give me those credits to help. sarcasm {'snum': '394119041721192449-1', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 4382 Kindly give me some credits when you graduate. It'd be great if you gave me credits when you graduate, but I know you can't. sarcasm {'snum': '394119041721192449-2', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 4383 ToUser Oh yes I forgot you make that magical coffee that never gets cold... You always make that coffee that gets cold. sarcasm {'snum': '379045892365381632-1', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 4384 ToUser Oh yes I forgot you make that magical coffee that never gets cold... The coffee you made got cold. sarcasm {'snum': '379045892365381632-2', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 4385 ToUser Oh yes I forgot you make that magical coffee that never gets cold... Coffee gets cold no matter who makes it. sarcasm {'snum': '379045892365381632-3', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 4386 ToUser Oh yes I forgot you make that magical coffee that never gets cold... @User Oh yes I forgot you make that magical coffee that still gets cold... sarcasm {'snum': '379045892365381632-4', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 4387 Damn, another night in Vegas. Wow, another night in Vegas is good. sarcasm {'snum': '381926532614086656-1', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 4388 Damn, another night in Vegas. I'm happy to be spending another night in Vegas. sarcasm {'snum': '381926532614086656-2', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 4389 Damn, another night in Vegas. Excellent, another night in Vegas. sarcasm {'snum': '381926532614086656-3', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 4390 Damn, another night in Vegas. Yipee, another night in Vegas. sarcasm {'snum': '381926532614086656-4', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 4391 I just love waking up with a swollen eye.. I just hate waking up with a swollen eye... sarcasm {'snum': '379013989499277312-1', 'incongruency': 'explicit'} ? 4392 I just love waking up with a swollen eye.. I hate waking up with a swollen eye.. sarcasm {'snum': '379013989499277312-2', 'incongruency': 'explicit'} ? 4393 I just love waking up with a swollen eye.. I hate waking up with a swollen eye. sarcasm {'snum': '379013989499277312-3', 'incongruency': 'explicit'} ? 4394 I just love waking up with a swollen eye.. I just hate waking up with a swollen eye.. sarcasm {'snum': '379013989499277312-4', 'incongruency': 'explicit'} ? 4395 I just love waking up with a swollen eye.. I hate waking up with a swollen eye. sarcasm {'snum': '379013989499277312-5', 'incongruency': 'explicit'} ? 4396 I love getting dressed up for nothing and not going anywhere. Best days ever. I hate getting dressed up for nothing and not going anywhere. Worst days ever. sarcasm {'snum': '379063808486281216-1', 'incongruency': 'explicit'} ? 4397 I love getting dressed up for nothing and not going anywhere. Best days ever. I hate getting dressed up for nothing and not going anywhere. Worst days ever. sarcasm {'snum': '379063808486281216-2', 'incongruency': 'explicit'} ? 4398 I love getting dressed up for nothing and not going anywhere. Best days ever. I can't stand getting dressed up for nothing and not going anywhere. Worst days ever. sarcasm {'snum': '379063808486281216-3', 'incongruency': 'explicit'} ? 4399 I love getting dressed up for nothing and not going anywhere. Best days ever. I hate getting dressed up for nothing and not going anywhere. Best days ever. sarcasm {'snum': '379063808486281216-4', 'incongruency': 'explicit'} ? 4400 I love getting dressed up for nothing and not going anywhere. Best days ever. I hate getting dressed up for nothing and not going anywhere. Worst days ever. sarcasm {'snum': '379063808486281216-5', 'incongruency': 'explicit'} ? 4401 Oh would you look at that my feelings are shit and now i cant sleep this is probabl. Why i love life so much I am feeling awful and now I can't sleep. Why I hate life so much. sarcasm {'snum': '379097276259393537-1', 'incongruency': 'explicit'} ? 4402 Oh would you look at that my feelings are shit and now i cant sleep this is probabl. Why i love life so much My feelings are shit and now I can't sleep. This is why I hate life so much. sarcasm {'snum': '379097276259393537-2', 'incongruency': 'explicit'} ? 4403 Oh would you look at that my feelings are shit and now i cant sleep this is probabl. Why i love life so much Oh would you look at that my feelings are shit and now i cant sleep this is probabl. Why i hate life so much sarcasm {'snum': '379097276259393537-3', 'incongruency': 'explicit'} ? 4404 Oh would you look at that my feelings are shit and now i cant sleep this is probabl. Why i love life so much I feel really down and now I can't sleep, which is probably why I am so unhappy in life. sarcasm {'snum': '379097276259393537-4', 'incongruency': 'explicit'} ? 4405 ToUser Awe... too bad you couldn't cover a hyped, really important game with super-polarizing characters on each side... You should have covered a hyped, really important game with super-polarizing characters on each side... sarcasm {'snum': '378964634247512064-1', 'incongruency': 'explicit'} ? 4406 ToUser Awe... too bad you couldn't cover a hyped, really important game with super-polarizing characters on each side... I'm glad you didn't have to cover a hyped-up, unimportant game with super-polarizing players. sarcasm {'snum': '378964634247512064-2', 'incongruency': 'explicit'} ? 4407 ToUser Awe... too bad you couldn't cover a hyped, really important game with super-polarizing characters on each side... The coverage was disappointing. sarcasm {'snum': '378964634247512064-3', 'incongruency': 'explicit'} ? 4408 ToUser Awe... too bad you couldn't cover a hyped, really important game with super-polarizing characters on each side... User Awe... good thing you couldn't cover a hyped, really important game with super-polarizing characters on each side... sarcasm {'snum': '378964634247512064-4', 'incongruency': 'explicit'} ? 4409 I missed my Posse scholarship interview because I didn't know when it was. #responsible I missed my Posse scholarship interview because I didn't know when it was. I am not a responsible person. sarcasm {'snum': '378988787226775552-1', 'incongruency': 'explicit'} ? 4410 I missed my Posse scholarship interview because I didn't know when it was. #responsible I missed my Posse scholarship interview because I didn't know when it was. I'm irresponsible. sarcasm {'snum': '378988787226775552-2', 'incongruency': 'explicit'} ? 4411 I missed my Posse scholarship interview because I didn't know when it was. #responsible I missed my Posse scholarship interview because I didn't know when it was. #irresponsible sarcasm {'snum': '378988787226775552-3', 'incongruency': 'explicit'} ? 4412 I missed my Posse scholarship interview because I didn't know when it was. #responsible I missed my Posse scholarshop interview because I didn't know when it was #irresponsible sarcasm {'snum': '378988787226775552-4', 'incongruency': 'explicit'} ? 4413 I can hear a Toby Keith concert from outside my house. Lucky me. I can hear a Toby Keith concert from outside my house. Unlucky me. sarcasm {'snum': '379092795811590144-1', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 4414 I can hear a Toby Keith concert from outside my house. Lucky me. I can hear a Toby Keith concert from outside my house. I wish I couldn't. sarcasm {'snum': '379092795811590144-2', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 4415 I can hear a Toby Keith concert from outside my house. Lucky me. The music outside my house is too loud. sarcasm {'snum': '379092795811590144-3', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 4416 I can hear a Toby Keith concert from outside my house. Lucky me. I can hear a Toby Keith concert from outside my house. Unlucky me. sarcasm {'snum': '379092795811590144-4', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 4417 Oh yes women camogie finals in croker tomorrow can't wait #notlookingforward #needonemoreliein Women camogie finals in croker tomorrow, I don't want to go. sarcasm {'snum': '379021674509008896-1', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 4418 Oh yes women camogie finals in croker tomorrow can't wait #notlookingforward #needonemoreliein I am dreading women camoie finals in croker tomorrow. sarcasm {'snum': '379021674509008896-2', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 4419 Oh yes women camogie finals in croker tomorrow can't wait #notlookingforward #needonemoreliein Oh yes women camogie finals in croker tomorrow, not looking forward to them #notlookingforward #needonemoreliein sarcasm {'snum': '379021674509008896-3', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 4420 Oh yes women camogie finals in croker tomorrow can't wait #notlookingforward #needonemoreliein Oh no women camogie finals in croker tomorrow #notlookingforward #needonemoreliein sarcasm {'snum': '379021674509008896-4', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 4421 Oh yes women camogie finals in croker tomorrow can't wait #notlookingforward #needonemoreliein Oh yes women camogie finals in croker tomorrow can wait #notlookingforward #needonemoreliein sarcasm {'snum': '379021674509008896-5', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 4422 "Movin the last of my stuff andI stubbed my toe.. my pappaw says ""throw some dirt on it and get back in the game"". Runs in the family." "Moving the last of my stuff and I stubbed my toe, but my papa just told me to ""throw some dirt on it and get back in the game"". That was inconsiderate." sarcasm {'snum': '379050773734117376-1', 'incongruency': 'explicit'} ? 4423 "Movin the last of my stuff andI stubbed my toe.. my pappaw says ""throw some dirt on it and get back in the game"". Runs in the family." "Movin the last of my stuff andI stubbed my toe.. my pappaw says ""throw some dirt on it and get back in the game"". Runs in the family." sarcasm {'snum': '379050773734117376-2', 'incongruency': 'explicit'} ? 4424 My professor for my 8 am is precious! #tired computerprograms #hungry My professor for my 8am is awful! sarcasm {'snum': '423830649179348992-1', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 4425 My professor for my 8 am is precious! #tired computerprograms #hungry My professor for my 8 am class is awful. sarcasm {'snum': '423830649179348992-2', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 4426 My professor for my 8 am is precious! #tired computerprograms #hungry I am not fond of my professor for my 8 am! #tired computerprograms #hungry sarcasm {'snum': '423830649179348992-3', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 4427 My professor for my 8 am is precious! #tired computerprograms #hungry My professor for my 8 am is not precious! #tired computerprograms #hungry sarcasm {'snum': '423830649179348992-4', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 4428 My professor for my 8 am is precious! #tired computerprograms #hungry My professor for my 8 am is annoying! I'm tired and hungry and don't want to do computerprograms sarcasm {'snum': '423830649179348992-5', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 4429 Sometimes I need what only you can provide, your absence. Sometimes I don't want you around. sarcasm {'snum': '382091767207587840-1', 'incongruency': 'explicit'} ? 4430 Sometimes I need what only you can provide, your absence. I like it when you are absent sarcasm {'snum': '382091767207587840-2', 'incongruency': 'explicit'} ? 4431 Sometimes I need what only you can provide, your absence. I'm not bothered that you're not here. sarcasm {'snum': '382091767207587840-3', 'incongruency': 'explicit'} ? 4432 ToUser Thank god I went out tonight had so much fun I hate that I went out today. I had no fun. sarcasm {'snum': '378949641792139264-1', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 4433 ToUser Thank god I went out tonight had so much fun I wish I had gone out tonight and had some fun. sarcasm {'snum': '378949641792139264-2', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 4434 ToUser Thank god I went out tonight had so much fun @User No thank god I went out tonight did not have fun sarcasm {'snum': '378949641792139264-3', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 4435 ToUser Thank god I went out tonight had so much fun I wish I hadn't went out tonight, had no fun at all. sarcasm {'snum': '378949641792139264-4', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 4436 That awkward moment when you can rock your girlfriend's jeans harder than she can... #goodday #awkward #ifw I wore my girlfriend's jeans better than she can. sarcasm {'snum': '3.79048E+17-1', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 4437 i like trying to make the dumbest face possible because i think it makes me more attractive I don't want to make dumb faces because it makes me unattractive. sarcasm {'snum': '379009940800544768-1', 'incongruency': 'explicit'} ? 4438 i like trying to make the dumbest face possible because i think it makes me more attractive Making dumb faces makes me look ugly. sarcasm {'snum': '379009940800544768-2', 'incongruency': 'explicit'} ? 4439 i like trying to make the dumbest face possible because i think it makes me more attractive I know making the dumbest face possible doesn't make me more attractive. sarcasm {'snum': '379009940800544768-3', 'incongruency': 'explicit'} ? 4440 i like trying to make the dumbest face possible because i think it makes me more attractive i don't like trying to make the dumbest face possible because i think it makes me more unattractive sarcasm {'snum': '379009940800544768-4', 'incongruency': 'explicit'} ? 4441 ToUser OMG...Every club is packed tonight and full of celebrities...No shit? #FightWeekend #Vegas It's fight weekend, so every club is packed tonight and full of celebrities. sarcasm {'snum': '379168035786866688-1', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 4442 ToUser OMG...Every club is packed tonight and full of celebrities...No shit? #FightWeekend #Vegas Every club is packed tonight and full of celebrities because it's fight weekend in Vegas. sarcasm {'snum': '379168035786866688-2', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 4443 Congratulations Man U for scoring to a bottom of the league team..?. Too bad Man U for scoring to a bottom of the league team. sarcasm {'snum': '386549378699509760-1', 'incongruency': 'explicit'} ? 4444 Congratulations Man U for scoring to a bottom of the league team..?. Man U should be embarrassed for scoring at the bottom of the league team. sarcasm {'snum': '386549378699509760-2', 'incongruency': 'explicit'} ? 4445 Congratulations Man U for scoring to a bottom of the league team..?. The Manchester team did not perform well. sarcasm {'snum': '386549378699509760-3', 'incongruency': 'explicit'} ? 4446 Congratulations Man U for scoring to a bottom of the league team..?. Sorry, Man U you scored at the bottom of the league team. sarcasm {'snum': '386549378699509760-4', 'incongruency': 'explicit'} ? 4447 I love how I get in trouble if I do say something and if I don't say anything. I hate how I get in trouble if I do say something and if I don't say anything. sarcasm {'snum': '3.78994E+17-1', 'incongruency': 'explicit'} ? 4448 Sigh...for so many on the left it must actually be painful...:) MT ToUser Critical Thinking is #Hard Sigh... for so many on the left it must actually be painful to think. sarcasm {'snum': '379097324934275072-1', 'incongruency': 'explicit'} ? 4449 Sigh...for so many on the left it must actually be painful...:) MT ToUser Critical Thinking is #Hard So many people on the left lack critical thinking skills. sarcasm {'snum': '379097324934275072-2', 'incongruency': 'explicit'} ? 4450 Sigh...for so many on the left it must actually be painful...:) MT ToUser Critical Thinking is #Hard Sigh...for so many on the left it must actually be must not actually be painful...:) MT @User Critical Thinking is #Hard sarcasm {'snum': '379097324934275072-3', 'incongruency': 'explicit'} ? 4451 ToUser uh espn told me they're the best espn is really the worst. sarcasm {'snum': '3.79011E+17-1', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 4452 to the 8 year old who stole my car keys. thank you, I didn't wanna drive my car anyway. #ihateyou to the 8 year old who stole my car keys. I hate you. sarcasm {'snum': '379081331411386368-1', 'incongruency': 'explicit'} ? 4453 to the 8 year old who stole my car keys. thank you, I didn't wanna drive my car anyway. #ihateyou I'm upset at the 8 year old who stole my car keys. sarcasm {'snum': '379081331411386368-2', 'incongruency': 'explicit'} ? 4454 to the 8 year old who stole my car keys. thank you, I didn't wanna drive my car anyway. #ihateyou I am so angry with the 8 year old who stole my car keys because now I am stranded. sarcasm {'snum': '379081331411386368-3', 'incongruency': 'explicit'} ? 4455 to the 8 year old who stole my car keys. thank you, I didn't wanna drive my car anyway. #ihateyou I'm upset a child stole my car keys. sarcasm {'snum': '379081331411386368-4', 'incongruency': 'explicit'} ? 4456 to the 8 year old who stole my car keys. thank you, I didn't wanna drive my car anyway. #ihateyou i hate it that thief's are getting younger. an 8 year old stole my car keys sarcasm {'snum': '379081331411386368-5', 'incongruency': 'explicit'} ? 4457 ToUser no. You have to go to the minors! Lmfao You belong in the minor leagues. sarcasm {'snum': '379010782735769601-1', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 4458 ToUser no. You have to go to the minors! Lmfao No. You don't have to go to the minors. sarcasm {'snum': '379010782735769601-2', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 4459 ToUser no. You have to go to the minors! Lmfao You preformed poorly. sarcasm {'snum': '379010782735769601-3', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 4460 ToUser no. You have to go to the minors! Lmfao @User no. You don't have to go to the minors! Lmfao sarcasm {'snum': '379010782735769601-4', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 4461 What a lovely place newcastle is What a horrible place newcastle is. sarcasm {'snum': '379127038525067265-1', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 4462 What a lovely place newcastle is Newcastle is a terrible place. sarcasm {'snum': '379127038525067265-2', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 4463 What a lovely place newcastle is Newcastle is not very nice. sarcasm {'snum': '379127038525067265-3', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 4464 What a lovely place newcastle is Newcastle is not a lovely place sarcasm {'snum': '379127038525067265-4', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 4465 ToUser Lookin' for love in all the wrong places! #kidding You are looking for love in the right place. sarcasm {'snum': '379042590403739648-1', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 4466 "H and M with Ape the other day. Sign on the wall reads ""Black is the new Black"" ...genius" "H and M with Ape the other day. Sign on the wall reads ""Black is the new Black."" ...not really genius." sarcasm {'snum': '378951235803840512-1', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 4467 "H and M with Ape the other day. Sign on the wall reads ""Black is the new Black"" ...genius" "H and M with Ape the other day. A dumb sign on the wall reads ""Black is the new Black"" ...genius" sarcasm {'snum': '378951235803840512-2', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 4468 "H and M with Ape the other day. Sign on the wall reads ""Black is the new Black"" ...genius" The sign at H&M was generic. sarcasm {'snum': '378951235803840512-3', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 4469 "H and M with Ape the other day. Sign on the wall reads ""Black is the new Black"" ...genius" "H and M with Ape the other day. Sign on the wall reads ""Black is the new Black"" ...stupid" sarcasm {'snum': '378951235803840512-4', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 4470 "H and M with Ape the other day. Sign on the wall reads ""Black is the new Black"" ...genius" "H and M with Ape the other day. Sign on the wall reads ""Black is the new Black"" ...idiocy" sarcasm {'snum': '378951235803840512-5', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 4471 Again damn you society for trying to oversimplify complicated feelings, ours been greatly appreciated these past years I have complicated feelings, but society doesn't understand them. sarcasm {'snum': '379068637443031040-1', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 4472 Again damn you society for trying to oversimplify complicated feelings, ours been greatly appreciated these past years Again damn you society for trying to oversimplify complicated feelings, ours have not been greatly appreciated these past years. sarcasm {'snum': '379068637443031040-2', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 4473 Again damn you society for trying to oversimplify complicated feelings, ours been greatly appreciated these past years Society is trying to oversimplify complicated feelings. Ours have been unappreciated for years. sarcasm {'snum': '379068637443031040-3', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 4474 Again damn you society for trying to oversimplify complicated feelings, ours been greatly appreciated these past years Again damn you society for trying to oversimplify complicated feelings, it has not been appreciated these past years sarcasm {'snum': '379068637443031040-4', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 4475 Every anonymous loves it when you quote their tweets, just so y'all know... Every anonymous hates it when you quote their tweets, just so y'all know... sarcasm {'snum': '387785534556610560-1', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 4476 Every anonymous loves it when you quote their tweets, just so y'all know... Every anonymous hates it when you quote their tweets. sarcasm {'snum': '387785534556610560-2', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 4477 Every anonymous loves it when you quote their tweets, just so y'all know... Every anonymous hates it when you quote their tweets, just so y'all know... sarcasm {'snum': '387785534556610560-3', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 4478 Every anonymous loves it when you quote their tweets, just so y'all know... Don't quote my tweets. sarcasm {'snum': '387785534556610560-4', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 4479 Every anonymous loves it when you quote their tweets, just so y'all know... Anonymous doesn't like it when you quote their tweets, just so y'all know. sarcasm {'snum': '387785534556610560-5', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 4480 Driving in Lebanon is like driving an airplane to an alley .. #driving #Lebanon Driving in Lebanon is horrible. sarcasm {'snum': '378952888975769600-1', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 4481 Thank you for caring so much that you ACTUALLY came and checked on me dad, it means so much You didn't care and never checked on me, dad. sarcasm {'snum': '379038279913332736-1', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 4482 Thank you for caring so much that you ACTUALLY came and checked on me dad, it means so much It really hurts that you didn't care enough to come check on me dad. sarcasm {'snum': '379038279913332736-2', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 4483 Thank you for caring so much that you ACTUALLY came and checked on me dad, it means so much My dad didn't even come check on my. He must not care much. sarcasm {'snum': '379038279913332736-3', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 4484 Thank you for caring so much that you ACTUALLY came and checked on me dad, it means so much It's awful that you care so little that you didn't come and check on me, dad, it would have meant so much sarcasm {'snum': '379038279913332736-4', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 4485 Coming home always puts me in a good mood. Coming home never puts me in a good mood. sarcasm {'snum': '382282584979701760-1', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 4486 Coming home always puts me in a good mood. Coming home always puts me in a bad mood. sarcasm {'snum': '382282584979701760-2', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 4487 Coming home always puts me in a good mood. Coming home puts me in a bad mood. sarcasm {'snum': '382282584979701760-3', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 4488 Coming home always puts me in a good mood. I always ends up in a bad mood when I go home. sarcasm {'snum': '382282584979701760-4', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 4489 Coming home always puts me in a good mood. Coming home always puts me in a bad mood. sarcasm {'snum': '382282584979701760-5', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 4490 Everyone: Snow! I know it looks pretty and such, but it's like they never seen snow. #snow #pretty #winter I know snow looks pretty, but it's nothing interesting. sarcasm {'snum': '411882043350339584-1', 'incongruency': 'explicit'} ? 4491 Everyone: Snow! I know it looks pretty and such, but it's like they never seen snow. #snow #pretty #winter Snow! I know it looks pretty and such, but you have seen it before! sarcasm {'snum': '411882043350339584-2', 'incongruency': 'explicit'} ? 4492 Everyone: Snow! I know it looks pretty and such, but it's like they never seen snow. #snow #pretty #winter Everyone: Snow! I know it looks pretty and such, but they get too excited. #snow #pretty #winter sarcasm {'snum': '411882043350339584-3', 'incongruency': 'explicit'} ? 4493 Everyone: Snow! I know it looks pretty and such, but it's like they never seen snow. #snow #pretty #winter Everyone is too excited about the snow. I know it looks very pretty, but people are acting like they've never seen it. #snow #pretty #winter sarcasm {'snum': '411882043350339584-4', 'incongruency': 'explicit'} ? 4494 Really happy I was awake at 8 today and stopped myself from napping for my phone not to come. Really angry I was awake at 8 today and stopped myself from napping for my phone not to come. sarcasm {'snum': '378987798952280064-1', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 4495 Really happy I was awake at 8 today and stopped myself from napping for my phone not to come. I'm unhappy that I've had to wait around for my phone to be elivers. sarcasm {'snum': '378987798952280064-2', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 4496 Really happy I was awake at 8 today and stopped myself from napping for my phone not to come. I'm mad that I woke up early and kept myself from napping and my phone didn't arrive. sarcasm {'snum': '378987798952280064-3', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 4497 Really happy I was awake at 8 today and stopped myself from napping for my phone not to come. I hate that I was awake at 8 today stopped myself from napping for my phone not to come. sarcasm {'snum': '378987798952280064-4', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 4498 Really happy I was awake at 8 today and stopped myself from napping for my phone not to come. I was awake at 8 today and stopped myself from napping. I'm really unhappy my phone didn't come. sarcasm {'snum': '378987798952280064-5', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 4499 November photo challenge Day 1: selfie #selfie http://t.co/mAx7TODz7Q The picture I took of myself isn't that good. sarcasm {'snum': '397422670515806208-1', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 4501 Wait... The beavers wore white today?? I had no idea #gobeavs The beavers wore white today. sarcasm {'snum': '379096609373421568-1', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 4502 Wait... The beavers wore white today?? I had no idea #gobeavs My favorite sports team wore white colored uniforms today sarcasm {'snum': '379096609373421568-2', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 4503 Wait... The beavers wore white today?? I had no idea #gobeavs Everyone knew the Beavers wore white today. sarcasm {'snum': '379096609373421568-3', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 4504 Wait... The beavers wore white today?? I had no idea #gobeavs Lots of people are talking about the Beavers wearing white. sarcasm {'snum': '379096609373421568-4', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 4505 An afternoon of some shopping!! Luca had a blast. #bestfriends http://t.co/sG8DPHiizq An afternoon of some shopping! Luca is having a bad time. sarcasm {'snum': '379004396396642304-1', 'incongruency': 'explicit'} ? 4506 An afternoon of some shopping!! Luca had a blast. #bestfriends http://t.co/sG8DPHiizq Luca hated an afternoon of shopping. sarcasm {'snum': '379004396396642304-2', 'incongruency': 'explicit'} ? 4507 An afternoon of some shopping!! Luca had a blast. #bestfriends http://t.co/sG8DPHiizq An afternoon of some shopping!! Luca did not have a blast. #bestfriends http://t.co/sG8DPHiizq sarcasm {'snum': '379004396396642304-3', 'incongruency': 'explicit'} ? 4508 So yeah that ToUser kid, he can play. Good to see #Oregon found another threat on offense. That person can't play that well. sarcasm {'snum': '378999070674522112-1', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 4509 So yeah that ToUser kid, he can play. Good to see #Oregon found another threat on offense. So yeah that @User kid, he can play. Sucks to see #Oregon found another threat on offense. sarcasm {'snum': '378999070674522112-2', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 4510 So yeah that ToUser kid, he can play. Good to see #Oregon found another threat on offense. That @User kid isn't very good. Oregon doesn't have many threats on offense. sarcasm {'snum': '378999070674522112-3', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 4511 So yeah that ToUser kid, he can play. Good to see #Oregon found another threat on offense. That is a good player. sarcasm {'snum': '378999070674522112-4', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 4512 So yeah that ToUser kid, he can play. Good to see #Oregon found another threat on offense. So yeah that @User kid, he can't play. Good to see #Oregon didn't find another threat on offense. sarcasm {'snum': '378999070674522112-5', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 4513 I'm bored assface but all these tweets about relationships are keeping me entertained I'm bored and these tweets about relationships are making it worse. sarcasm {'snum': '3.7909E+17-1', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 4514 I wake up to find we have no water so I can't wash clothes, shower, or use the toilets. ...super! !! I'm unhappy to wake up and discover that I don't have water to wash clothes, shower or use the toilet. sarcasm {'snum': '379236228698484736-1', 'incongruency': 'explicit'} ? 4515 I wake up to find we have no water so I can't wash clothes, shower, or use the toilets. ...super! !! I wake up to find we have no water so I can't wash clothes, shower, or use the toilets. ...awful! !! sarcasm {'snum': '379236228698484736-2', 'incongruency': 'explicit'} ? 4516 I wake up to find we have no water so I can't wash clothes, shower, or use the toilets. ...super! !! I woke up and found we have no water. I can't wash clothes, shower, or go to the bathroom. This is awful! sarcasm {'snum': '379236228698484736-3', 'incongruency': 'explicit'} ? 4517 I wake up to find we have no water so I can't wash clothes, shower, or use the toilets. ...super! !! I hate when I wake up to find we have no water so I can't wash clothes, shower or use the toilets. sarcasm {'snum': '379236228698484736-4', 'incongruency': 'explicit'} ? 4518 I wake up to find we have no water so I can't wash clothes, shower, or use the toilets. ...super! !! My water being turned off is inconvenient. sarcasm {'snum': '379236228698484736-5', 'incongruency': 'explicit'} ? 4519 ToUser I love when you start tweeting in russian and I can get everything @User I hate when you start tweeting in Russian and I can't understand anything. sarcasm {'snum': '378956345212674048-1', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 4520 ToUser I love when you start tweeting in russian and I can get everything I hate when you start tweeting in Russian. I don't understand it. sarcasm {'snum': '378956345212674048-2', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 4521 ToUser I love when you start tweeting in russian and I can get everything I don't speak Russian. sarcasm {'snum': '378956345212674048-3', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 4522 ToUser I love when you start tweeting in russian and I can get everything I hate it when you start tweeting in russian and I can't understand anything sarcasm {'snum': '378956345212674048-4', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 4523 ToUser I love when you start tweeting in russian and I can get everything I hate when you start tweeting in russian and I cant get anything. sarcasm {'snum': '378956345212674048-5', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 4524 It's always nice getting woken up by a screaming 3 year old, a violent one year old, and a howling dog all at the same time. It's always awful getting woken up by a screaming 3 year old, a violent one year old, and a howling dog all at the same time. sarcasm {'snum': '379251643164139520-1', 'incongruency': 'explicit'} ? 4525 It's always nice getting woken up by a screaming 3 year old, a violent one year old, and a howling dog all at the same time. I hate getting woken up by a screaming 3 year old, a violent one year old, and a howling dog all at the same time. sarcasm {'snum': '379251643164139520-2', 'incongruency': 'explicit'} ? 4526 It's always nice getting woken up by a screaming 3 year old, a violent one year old, and a howling dog all at the same time. It is always unpleasant to be woken up by a screaming 3 year old, an unruly one year old and a howling dog all at the same time. sarcasm {'snum': '379251643164139520-3', 'incongruency': 'explicit'} ? 4527 It's always nice getting woken up by a screaming 3 year old, a violent one year old, and a howling dog all at the same time. I don't like to be startled awake. sarcasm {'snum': '379251643164139520-4', 'incongruency': 'explicit'} ? 4528 It's always nice getting woken up by a screaming 3 year old, a violent one year old, and a howling dog all at the same time. I hate it when I get woken up by a screaming 3 year old, a violent one year old, and a howling dog all at the same time. sarcasm {'snum': '379251643164139520-5', 'incongruency': 'explicit'} ? 4529 Thanks for being family You're not acting like family sarcasm {'snum': '379027864206983169-1', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 4530 Thanks for being family My family isn't acting like a real family. sarcasm {'snum': '379027864206983169-2', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 4531 Thanks for being family I feel disconnected from my family. sarcasm {'snum': '379027864206983169-3', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 4532 Thanks for being family No thanks for being family sarcasm {'snum': '379027864206983169-4', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 4533 I LOVE DOING THINGS AT LAST MINUTE I hate doing things at the last minute. sarcasm {'snum': '379110140483338240-1', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 4534 I LOVE DOING THINGS AT LAST MINUTE I hate doing things at the last minute sarcasm {'snum': '379110140483338240-2', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 4535 I LOVE DOING THINGS AT LAST MINUTE I HATE DOING THINGS AT LAST MINUTE sarcasm {'snum': '379110140483338240-3', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 4536 I LOVE DOING THINGS AT LAST MINUTE I hate doing things at the last minute sarcasm {'snum': '379110140483338240-4', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 4537 I LOVE DOING THINGS AT LAST MINUTE I Hate DOING THINGS AT LAST MINUTE sarcasm {'snum': '379110140483338240-5', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 4538 8pm on a Saturday, just turned over to '10 Things You Didn't Know About Avalanches'. Life doesn't get any better than this... 8pm on a Saturday, just turned over to '10 Things You Didn't Know About Avalanches'. Tonight is really boring. sarcasm {'snum': '378956151976919040-1', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 4539 8pm on a Saturday, just turned over to '10 Things You Didn't Know About Avalanches'. Life doesn't get any better than this... 8pm on a Saturday and I just turned on a movie. Life is supposed to be better than this. sarcasm {'snum': '378956151976919040-2', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 4540 8pm on a Saturday, just turned over to '10 Things You Didn't Know About Avalanches'. Life doesn't get any better than this... My Saturday night is not exciting. sarcasm {'snum': '378956151976919040-3', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 4541 8pm on a Saturday, just turned over to '10 Things You Didn't Know About Avalanches'. Life doesn't get any better than this... 8pm on a Saturday, just turned over to '10 Things You Didn't Know About Avalanches'. Life gets better than this... sarcasm {'snum': '378956151976919040-4', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 4542 8pm on a Saturday, just turned over to '10 Things You Didn't Know About Avalanches'. Life doesn't get any better than this... 8pm on a Saturday, just turned over to '10 Things You Didn't Know About Avalanches'. Life doesn't get more boring than this. sarcasm {'snum': '378956151976919040-5', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 4543 ToUser Restarted my computer to no avail, time to contact twitch support. They'll REALLY help me out. @User Restarted my computer to no avail, time to contact twitch support. They probably won't help me out much. sarcasm {'snum': '378963768115331072-1', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 4544 ToUser Restarted my computer to no avail, time to contact twitch support. They'll REALLY help me out. @User Restarted my computer, but it didn't work. I have to contact twitch support, but they're never helpful. sarcasm {'snum': '378963768115331072-2', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 4545 ToUser Restarted my computer to no avail, time to contact twitch support. They'll REALLY help me out. Restarted my computer to no avail, time to contact twitch support. They never help me out. sarcasm {'snum': '378963768115331072-3', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 4546 ToUser Restarted my computer to no avail, time to contact twitch support. They'll REALLY help me out. I'm not confident in tech support for Twitch. sarcasm {'snum': '378963768115331072-4', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 4547 ToUser Restarted my computer to no avail, time to contact twitch support. They'll REALLY help me out. @User Restarted my computer to no avail, time to contact twitch support. They'll REALLY won't help me out. sarcasm {'snum': '378963768115331072-5', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 4548 ToUser ToUser That was such a tender and loving goodbye that I will cherish forever #rude That was not a very tender and loving goodbye. sarcasm {'snum': '379146619964628992-1', 'incongruency': 'explicit'} ? 4549 ToUser ToUser That was such a tender and loving goodbye that I will cherish forever #rude You're goodbye was unloving and rude. sarcasm {'snum': '379146619964628992-2', 'incongruency': 'explicit'} ? 4550 ToUser ToUser That was such a tender and loving goodbye that I will cherish forever #rude That was such a rude goodbye that I will not forget it. sarcasm {'snum': '379146619964628992-3', 'incongruency': 'explicit'} ? 4551 ToUser ToUser That was such a tender and loving goodbye that I will cherish forever #rude I'm displeased with how you left. sarcasm {'snum': '379146619964628992-4', 'incongruency': 'explicit'} ? 4552 ToUser ToUser That was such a tender and loving goodbye that I will cherish forever #rude @User @User That was not a tender and loving goodbye that I will cherish forever #rude. sarcasm {'snum': '379146619964628992-5', 'incongruency': 'explicit'} ? 4553 First night in nhl and my fantasy team is KILLING IT #doinggood First night in nhl and my fantasy team is DOING POORLY #doinggood sarcasm {'snum': '385404284688674816-1', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 4554 First night in nhl and my fantasy team is KILLING IT #doinggood The first night in nhl and my fantasy team is doing terrible. sarcasm {'snum': '385404284688674816-2', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 4555 First night in nhl and my fantasy team is KILLING IT #doinggood First night in the NHL and my fantasy team is performing poorly. sarcasm {'snum': '385404284688674816-3', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 4556 I love billingham so much when someone try's to steal your car it's amazing #Billingham I dislike Billingham when someone's trying to steal your car. sarcasm {'snum': '379204988637298688-1', 'incongruency': 'explicit'} ? 4557 I love billingham so much when someone try's to steal your car it's amazing #Billingham I am really not happy with the feel and community of the city of Billingham. sarcasm {'snum': '379204988637298688-2', 'incongruency': 'explicit'} ? 4558 I love billingham so much when someone try's to steal your car it's amazing #Billingham I hate Billingham. Someone just tried to steal my car. sarcasm {'snum': '379204988637298688-3', 'incongruency': 'explicit'} ? 4559 I love billingham so much when someone try's to steal your car it's amazing #Billingham I hate billingham so much when someone tries to steal your car it's awful #Billingham sarcasm {'snum': '379204988637298688-4', 'incongruency': 'explicit'} ? 4560 the best part of watching THIS terrible #Mets game, is that in just 25-30 minutes we get to watch GAME 2 #doubleheader the worst part of watching THIS terrible #Mets game, is that in just 25-30 minutes we have to watch GAME 2 #doubleheader sarcasm {'snum': '379017209223188480-1', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 4561 the best part of watching THIS terrible #Mets game, is that in just 25-30 minutes we get to watch GAME 2 #doubleheader The worst part of watching this terrible Mets game, is that in just 25-30 minutes we get to watch GAME 2 sarcasm {'snum': '379017209223188480-2', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 4562 the best part of watching THIS terrible #Mets game, is that in just 25-30 minutes we get to watch GAME 2 #doubleheader The worst part of watching this terrible Mets game is that there's another game on right after it. sarcasm {'snum': '379017209223188480-3', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 4563 the best part of watching THIS terrible #Mets game, is that in just 25-30 minutes we get to watch GAME 2 #doubleheader I am not enjoying watching this terrible game and am not excited about watching another terrible game in 25-30 minutes. sarcasm {'snum': '379017209223188480-4', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 4564 the best part of watching THIS terrible #Mets game, is that in just 25-30 minutes we get to watch GAME 2 #doubleheader the worst part of watching THIS teriible #Mets game, is that in just 25-30 minutes we get to watch GAME 2 #doubleheader sarcasm {'snum': '379017209223188480-5', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 4565 Wow sweet laptop I'm glad I can rely on you to not freeze up at 1 am when I'm trying to work #POS I'm upset that my laptop freezes up at 1 am when I'm trying to work. sarcasm {'snum': '379108414653485056-1', 'incongruency': 'explicit'} ? 4566 Wow sweet laptop I'm glad I can rely on you to not freeze up at 1 am when I'm trying to work #POS I cannot rely on my laptop to not freeze up at 1 am when I'm trying to work. sarcasm {'snum': '379108414653485056-2', 'incongruency': 'explicit'} ? 4567 Wow sweet laptop I'm glad I can rely on you to not freeze up at 1 am when I'm trying to work #POS Wow, my laptop is terrible. It freezes up when I'm trying to work. sarcasm {'snum': '379108414653485056-3', 'incongruency': 'explicit'} ? 4568 Wow sweet laptop I'm glad I can rely on you to not freeze up at 1 am when I'm trying to work #POS Wow crappy laptop I wish I could rely on you to not freeze up at 1 am when I'm trying to work #POS sarcasm {'snum': '379108414653485056-4', 'incongruency': 'explicit'} ? 4569 Wow sweet laptop I'm glad I can rely on you to not freeze up at 1 am when I'm trying to work #POS My laptop doesn't work well. sarcasm {'snum': '379108414653485056-5', 'incongruency': 'explicit'} ? 4570 Well ... That first half was some of the most exhilarating football ever That first half was some of the most boring football ever. sarcasm {'snum': '379031186804191233-1', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 4571 Well ... That first half was some of the most exhilarating football ever The first half of this football game was so boring. sarcasm {'snum': '379031186804191233-2', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 4572 Well ... That first half was some of the most exhilarating football ever The first half of the game was boring. sarcasm {'snum': '379031186804191233-3', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 4573 Well ... That first half was some of the most exhilarating football ever That first half was some of the dullest football ever sarcasm {'snum': '379031186804191233-4', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 4574 Well ... That first half was some of the most exhilarating football ever The first half was some really boring football. sarcasm {'snum': '379031186804191233-5', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 4575 Maddie is sooo smart Maddie is not smart. sarcasm {'snum': '378959580903915521-1', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 4576 Maddie is sooo smart Maddie is stupid. sarcasm {'snum': '378959580903915521-2', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 4577 Maddie is sooo smart Maddie is sooo stupid sarcasm {'snum': '378959580903915521-3', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 4578 Maddie is sooo smart Maddie is dumb. sarcasm {'snum': '378959580903915521-4', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 4579 Maddie is sooo smart Maddie is sooo dumb sarcasm {'snum': '378959580903915521-5', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 4580 ToUser I LOVE HEADACHES.. I hate headaches. sarcasm {'snum': '378946454808563714-1', 'incongruency': 'explicit'} ? 4581 ToUser I LOVE HEADACHES.. I hate headaches. sarcasm {'snum': '378946454808563714-2', 'incongruency': 'explicit'} ? 4582 ToUser I LOVE HEADACHES.. I hate headaches. sarcasm {'snum': '378946454808563714-3', 'incongruency': 'explicit'} ? 4583 ToUser I LOVE HEADACHES.. I hate headaches. sarcasm {'snum': '378946454808563714-4', 'incongruency': 'explicit'} ? 4584 ToUser I LOVE HEADACHES.. I HATE HEADACHES.. sarcasm {'snum': '378946454808563714-5', 'incongruency': 'explicit'} ? 4585 Did you know there are people in the world that actually WANT Hillary Clinton for president?! #depressingfact Hillary Clinton is not a GREAT candidate for the presidency. sarcasm {'snum': '422566733656772608-1', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 4586 Did you know there are people in the world that actually WANT Hillary Clinton for president?! #depressingfact I don't want Hillary Clinton for president, and I am shocked that some people do. I think this is really depressing. sarcasm {'snum': '422566733656772608-2', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 4587 "ToUser Don't forget the ""Solution"" - govt will pay for sexual assignment surgery, ergo there are no gays/lesbians. ToUser" @user This is not a solution- govt will pay for sexual assignment surgery to make sure there are no gays/ lesbians. @ user sarcasm {'snum': '379012891237560321-1', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 4588 "ToUser Don't forget the ""Solution"" - govt will pay for sexual assignment surgery, ergo there are no gays/lesbians. ToUser" Remember the so called solution - government will pay for sexual assignment surgery, so there are no gays/lesbians sarcasm {'snum': '379012891237560321-2', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 4589 "ToUser Don't forget the ""Solution"" - govt will pay for sexual assignment surgery, ergo there are no gays/lesbians. ToUser" Paying for sexual assignment surgery doesn't mean there won't be any gays/lesbians. sarcasm {'snum': '379012891237560321-3', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 4590 "ToUser Don't forget the ""Solution"" - govt will pay for sexual assignment surgery, ergo there are no gays/lesbians. ToUser" The government will pay for sexual assignment surgery, ergo there are no gays/lesbians... this is Not a solution. sarcasm {'snum': '379012891237560321-4', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 4591 "ToUser Don't forget the ""Solution"" - govt will pay for sexual assignment surgery, ergo there are no gays/lesbians. ToUser" "@User Don't forget the lack of ""Solution"" - govt will pay for sexual assignment surgery, ergo there are no gays/lesbians. @User" sarcasm {'snum': '379012891237560321-5', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 4592 My favorite part of the day... FOOTBALL LAUNDRY TIME :D My least favorite part of the day... FOOTBALL LAUNDRY TIME sarcasm {'snum': '380478100003233792-1', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 4593 My favorite part of the day... FOOTBALL LAUNDRY TIME :D Football laundry time is not my favorite part of the day. sarcasm {'snum': '380478100003233792-2', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 4594 My favorite part of the day... FOOTBALL LAUNDRY TIME :D My least favorite part of the day is football laundry time. sarcasm {'snum': '380478100003233792-3', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 4595 My favorite part of the day... FOOTBALL LAUNDRY TIME :D I dislike washing football clothing. sarcasm {'snum': '380478100003233792-4', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 4596 My favorite part of the day... FOOTBALL LAUNDRY TIME :D My least favorite part of the day... FOOTBALL LAUNDRY TIME :D sarcasm {'snum': '380478100003233792-5', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 4597 So I have no plans tonight. Whooo senior year! So I have no plans tonight. I hate senior year sarcasm {'snum': '379039426623442945-1', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 4598 So I have no plans tonight. Whooo senior year! I have no plans tonight. Senior year is boring. sarcasm {'snum': '379039426623442945-2', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 4599 So I have no plans tonight. Whooo senior year! So I have no plans tonight. Boo senior year! sarcasm {'snum': '379039426623442945-3', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 4600 My dad's totally proud of me. My dad's not proud of me. sarcasm {'snum': '379100109566263297-1', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 4601 My dad's totally proud of me. My dad's not very proud of me. sarcasm {'snum': '379100109566263297-2', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 4602 My dad's totally proud of me. My dad isn't proud of me. sarcasm {'snum': '379100109566263297-3', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 4603 My dad's totally proud of me. My dad's not proud of me. sarcasm {'snum': '379100109566263297-4', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 4604 My dad's totally proud of me. My dad's not proud of me. sarcasm {'snum': '379100109566263297-5', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 4605 Soo much creativity at Morp tonight I loved the new spandex and cut shirt look ladiezzz #yasloots Soo much lack of creativity at Morp tonight I hated the old spandex and cut shirt look ladiezzz #yasloots sarcasm {'snum': '379117994825093120-1', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 4606 Soo much creativity at Morp tonight I loved the new spandex and cut shirt look ladiezzz #yasloots Peoples' outfits at Morp tonight look trashy. I don't like the new spandex and cut shirt look, ladies. sarcasm {'snum': '379117994825093120-2', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 4607 Soo much creativity at Morp tonight I loved the new spandex and cut shirt look ladiezzz #yasloots Same old thing at Morp tonight I am bored of the spandex and cut shirt look ladiezz #yasloots sarcasm {'snum': '379117994825093120-3', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 4608 So is it like shitty weather or what? Nobody will tell me? What's the weather out and why won't somebody tell me? sarcasm {'snum': '382154425957376001-1', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 4609 Just packed for camp! Gonna be soooo fun! It took me forever to pack because I know it's going to suck. sarcasm {'snum': '3.88455E+17-1', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 4610 Great thanks dad for telling me to stay after it was SO worth it. You wasted my time with your talk sarcasm {'snum': '3.82577E+17-1', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 4611 ToUser - of this match to save my eye being hit by a high heel . But in all serious, hell no melina i've never - ToUser Regarding this match to prevent a high heel from hitting me in the eye. But seriously, no way, Melina, I have never sarcasm {'snum': '378968395213193216-1', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 4612 ToUser - of this match to save my eye being hit by a high heel . But in all serious, hell no melina i've never - ToUser @User - of this match to avoid being injured. But in all serious, hell no melina i've never - @User sarcasm {'snum': '378968395213193216-2', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 4613 Editing is sooo much fun Editing is so boring sarcasm {'snum': '378953548676857857-1', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 4614 Editing is sooo much fun Editing is no fun at all. sarcasm {'snum': '378953548676857857-2', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 4615 Editing is sooo much fun Editing is so boring sarcasm {'snum': '378953548676857857-3', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 4616 Editing is sooo much fun Editing is not fun sarcasm {'snum': '378953548676857857-4', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 4617 Editing is sooo much fun Editing is really boring. sarcasm {'snum': '378953548676857857-5', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 4618 Looking forward to my birthday gift from ToUser GTA5 for Xbox. Cos he knows how to treat a laydee... Not looking forward to my birthday gift from @User GTA5 for Xbox...He does NOT know how to treat a lady sarcasm {'snum': '379009713007886336-1', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 4619 Looking forward to my birthday gift from ToUser GTA5 for Xbox. Cos he knows how to treat a laydee... Not looking forward to my birthday gift from @User GTA5 for Xbox. Cos he doesn't knows how to treat a laydee... sarcasm {'snum': '379009713007886336-2', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 4620 Looking forward to my birthday gift from ToUser GTA5 for Xbox. Cos he knows how to treat a laydee... Not looking forward to my birthday gift form @User GTA5 for Xbox. Cos he doesn't know how to treat a laydee... sarcasm {'snum': '379009713007886336-3', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 4621 Black Friday Selfie! Shop until you drop and fight over tv's and boots!!! #acrimony... http://t.co/XFpDFMBUfa I don't think the deals or products are worth the effort of fighting the crowds on Black Friday. sarcasm {'snum': '406418723621576704-1', 'incongruency': 'explicit'} ? 4622 Black Friday Selfie! Shop until you drop and fight over tv's and boots!!! #acrimony... http://t.co/XFpDFMBUfa Black Friday Selfie!Shop until you drop but don't fight over tv's and boots. sarcasm {'snum': '406418723621576704-2', 'incongruency': 'explicit'} ? 4623 Black Friday Selfie! Shop until you drop and fight over tv's and boots!!! #acrimony... http://t.co/XFpDFMBUfa Black Friday Selfie! I hate shop until you drop and fightin over tv's and boots!!! #acrimony... sarcasm {'snum': '406418723621576704-3', 'incongruency': 'explicit'} ? 4624 I apologize for thinking you are a player. Your not a very good player. sarcasm {'snum': '379022890609688576-1', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 4625 I apologize for thinking you are a player. I still think you're a player. sarcasm {'snum': '379022890609688576-2', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 4626 ToUser ToUser that woman must have been a racist. . #Sharpton #LiberalHypocrite That woman was probably not actually a racist. sarcasm {'snum': '379005188562247680-1', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 4627 ToUser ToUser that woman must have been a racist. . #Sharpton #LiberalHypocrite The liberals will probably say that woman was a racist, but she wasn't. sarcasm {'snum': '379005188562247680-2', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 4628 ToUser ToUser that woman must have been a racist. . #Sharpton #LiberalHypocrite @User @User that woman probably isn't racist. . #Sharpton #LiberalHypocrite sarcasm {'snum': '379005188562247680-3', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 4629 After the game last night, seems to me like Fernando Torres is BACK!!!! ?? ?? #notreally #CFC After the game last night, it is clear that Fernando Torres is not back. sarcasm {'snum': '392914346537656320-1', 'incongruency': 'explicit'} ? 4630 After the game last night, seems to me like Fernando Torres is BACK!!!! ?? ?? #notreally #CFC After the game last night, seems to me like Fernando Torres is not BACK!!!! sarcasm {'snum': '392914346537656320-2', 'incongruency': 'explicit'} ? 4631 After the game last night, seems to me like Fernando Torres is BACK!!!! ?? ?? #notreally #CFC After the game last night, Fernando Torres proved he's not really back yet. sarcasm {'snum': '392914346537656320-3', 'incongruency': 'explicit'} ? 4632 After the game last night, seems to me like Fernando Torres is BACK!!!! ?? ?? #notreally #CFC Fernando Torres is not performing well. sarcasm {'snum': '392914346537656320-4', 'incongruency': 'explicit'} ? 4633 After the game last night, seems to me like Fernando Torres is BACK!!!! ?? ?? #notreally #CFC After the game last night, seems to me like Fernando Torres is NOT BACK!!!! ?? ?? #really #CFC sarcasm {'snum': '392914346537656320-5', 'incongruency': 'explicit'} ? 4634 ToUser Lol! Dude the football game on the century is on and Nikki is watching masterchef! This is the best football game of our lives, but Nikki is watching a cooking show instead. sarcasm {'snum': '378999328448053249-1', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 4635 Just ate a fistful of candy, hopefully I can stay awake #WorkandSchool it Just ate a fistful of candy, hopefully the sugar will give me the energy to stay awake #WorkandSchool it sarcasm {'snum': '380397837650890752-1', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 4636 Good to know i have good friends i hate knowing i have bad friends sarcasm {'snum': '387600948505214976-1', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 4637 Good to know i have good friends I feel like I don't have any friends. sarcasm {'snum': '387600948505214976-2', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 4638 Good to know i have good friends Good to know i have bad friends sarcasm {'snum': '387600948505214976-3', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 4639 Good to know i have good friends Not good to know I don't have good friends sarcasm {'snum': '387600948505214976-4', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 4640 Good to know i have good friends Sad to say that the friends I thought were good are not. sarcasm {'snum': '387600948505214976-5', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 4641 So I love how we've finally got wifi in the flat, yet somehow it doesn't work in my room...just my luck. Thanks virgin media. So I hate how we've finally got wifi in the flat, yet somehow it doesn't work in my room...just my luck. Thanks virgin media. sarcasm {'snum': '379009828179701760-1', 'incongruency': 'explicit'} ? 4642 So I love how we've finally got wifi in the flat, yet somehow it doesn't work in my room...just my luck. Thanks virgin media. We finally got wifi in the flat, but it doesn't work in my room. I have bad luck. Virgin Media is terrible. sarcasm {'snum': '379009828179701760-2', 'incongruency': 'explicit'} ? 4643 So I love how we've finally got wifi in the flat, yet somehow it doesn't work in my room...just my luck. Thanks virgin media. So I love how we've finally got wifi in the flat, yet somehow it doesn't work in my room...just my luck. Thanks for nothing virgin media. sarcasm {'snum': '379009828179701760-3', 'incongruency': 'explicit'} ? 4644 So I love how we've finally got wifi in the flat, yet somehow it doesn't work in my room...just my luck. Thanks virgin media. So I don't love how we've finally got wifi in the flat, yet somehow it doesn't work in my room...just my luck. sarcasm {'snum': '379009828179701760-4', 'incongruency': 'explicit'} ? 4645 Yay Justin. What a GREAT replacement for Buck Pierce #Bombers Boo Justin. What a bad replacement for Buck Pierce #Bombers sarcasm {'snum': '379019248766435330-1', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 4646 Yay Justin. What a GREAT replacement for Buck Pierce #Bombers Ugh Justin. What a TERRIBLE replacement for Buck Pierce #Bombers sarcasm {'snum': '379019248766435330-2', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 4647 Yay Justin. What a GREAT replacement for Buck Pierce #Bombers Justin is a terrible replacement for Buck Pierce. sarcasm {'snum': '379019248766435330-3', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 4648 Yay Justin. What a GREAT replacement for Buck Pierce #Bombers Not Justin. What a BAD replacement for Buck Pierce #Bombers sarcasm {'snum': '379019248766435330-4', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 4649 Yay Justin. What a GREAT replacement for Buck Pierce #Bombers Ugh Justin. What a horrible replacement for Buck Pierce #Bombers sarcasm {'snum': '379019248766435330-5', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 4650 ToUser pfft i bet he cant write concept albums i bet he can write concept albums sarcasm {'snum': '378961732732858368-1', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 4651 ToUser pfft i bet he cant write concept albums @User pfft i bet he could write concept albums sarcasm {'snum': '378961732732858368-2', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 4652 I always love when the bus driver brakes while I'm walking to the back so that I fall over and everyone stares at me I always hate it when the bus driver brakes while I am walking to the back so that I fall over and everyone stares at me. sarcasm {'snum': '390549183393832960-1', 'incongruency': 'explicit'} ? 4653 I always love when the bus driver brakes while I'm walking to the back so that I fall over and everyone stares at me Its frustrating that the bus driver doesn't let me get to my seat before accelerating. sarcasm {'snum': '390549183393832960-2', 'incongruency': 'explicit'} ? 4654 I always love when the bus driver brakes while I'm walking to the back so that I fall over and everyone stares at me Hate when the driver breaks as I am walking and stumble. sarcasm {'snum': '390549183393832960-3', 'incongruency': 'explicit'} ? 4655 I always love when the bus driver brakes while I'm walking to the back so that I fall over and everyone stares at me I really don't like it when the bus driver brakes when I am walking to the back and as a result, I fall down and everyone notices. sarcasm {'snum': '390549183393832960-4', 'incongruency': 'explicit'} ? 4656 To say ToUser ruined my day is understatement. 1/2 of it on phone/in store, solved nothing and got free tea 4 compo woohoo! It's really frustrating that I waste half of my day on the phone, and the other half in the store, and all I have to show for it is a free cup of tea. sarcasm {'snum': '378952742582366208-1', 'incongruency': 'explicit'} ? 4657 To say ToUser ruined my day is understatement. 1/2 of it on phone/in store, solved nothing and got free tea 4 compo woohoo! To say @User ruined my day is an understatement. 1/2 of it on phone/in store, solved nothing, and only got free tea 4 compensation. That's not worth it. sarcasm {'snum': '378952742582366208-2', 'incongruency': 'explicit'} ? 4658 To say ToUser ruined my day is understatement. 1/2 of it on phone/in store, solved nothing and got free tea 4 compo woohoo! My day did not go well. sarcasm {'snum': '378952742582366208-3', 'incongruency': 'explicit'} ? 4659 To say ToUser ruined my day is understatement. 1/2 of it on phone/in store, solved nothing and got free tea 4 compo woohoo! To say @User ruined my day is understatement. 1/2 of it on phone/in store, solved nothing and got free tea 4 compo that sucks! sarcasm {'snum': '378952742582366208-4', 'incongruency': 'explicit'} ? 4660 Its nice to know my mom supports my dreams. My mom has not been very supportive of my life goals. sarcasm {'snum': '395724443009310720-1', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 4661 Its nice to know my mom supports my dreams. My mom is not supportive of my goals. sarcasm {'snum': '395724443009310720-2', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 4662 Its nice to know my mom supports my dreams. Its not nice to know my mom does not support my dreams. sarcasm {'snum': '395724443009310720-3', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 4663 Its nice to know my mom supports my dreams. It's horrible to know my mom doesn't support my drams. sarcasm {'snum': '395724443009310720-4', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 4664 was hoping i could tell who won the fight by my twitter feed,guess i was wrong My twitter feed is clearly showing me who won the fight. sarcasm {'snum': '379119407995158528-1', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 4665 was hoping i could tell who won the fight by my twitter feed,guess i was wrong It is very clear from my Twitter feed who won the fight. sarcasm {'snum': '379119407995158528-2', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 4666 was hoping i could tell who won the fight by my twitter feed,guess i was wrong My twitter feed gives no indication of who won the fight. sarcasm {'snum': '379119407995158528-3', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 4667 was hoping i could tell who won the fight by my twitter feed,guess i was wrong So many people post about who won the fight on twitter and I don't like it. sarcasm {'snum': '379119407995158528-4', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 4668 I guess all these recent gun shooting incidents aren't enough proof that we need stricter gun laws? All these recent shootings should prove that we need stricter gun laws. sarcasm {'snum': '397621464494379008-1', 'incongruency': 'explicit'} ? 4669 I guess all these recent gun shooting incidents aren't enough proof that we need stricter gun laws? People should be doing more about gun violence instead of ignoring the problem. sarcasm {'snum': '397621464494379008-2', 'incongruency': 'explicit'} ? 4670 I guess all these recent gun shooting incidents aren't enough proof that we need stricter gun laws? all these recent gun shooting incidents are enough proof that we need stricter gun laws. sarcasm {'snum': '397621464494379008-3', 'incongruency': 'explicit'} ? 4671 I guess all these recent gun shooting incidents aren't enough proof that we need stricter gun laws? I think all these recent gun shooting incidents are proof that we need stricter gun laws sarcasm {'snum': '397621464494379008-4', 'incongruency': 'explicit'} ? 4672 I got a 3.4 for science. I'm really happy now I got a 3.4 for science. I'm disappointed. sarcasm {'snum': '422706576311734273-1', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 4673 I got a 3.4 for science. I'm really happy now I got a 3.4 for science. I'm really not happy now. sarcasm {'snum': '422706576311734273-2', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 4674 I got a 3.4 for science. I'm really happy now I gota 3.4 for science. I'm really not happy now sarcasm {'snum': '422706576311734273-3', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 4675 I got a 3.4 for science. I'm really happy now I got a 3.4 for science. I'm really sad now sarcasm {'snum': '422706576311734273-4', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 4676 Horror movies because i cant sleep and it will help right Horror movies because I can't sleep. That probably won't help. sarcasm {'snum': '420077625495666688-1', 'incongruency': 'explicit'} ? 4677 Horror movies because i cant sleep and it will help right Horror movies will not help me sleep. sarcasm {'snum': '420077625495666688-2', 'incongruency': 'explicit'} ? 4678 Horror movies because i cant sleep and it will help right Horror movies because i cant sleep and its not going to help sarcasm {'snum': '420077625495666688-3', 'incongruency': 'explicit'} ? 4679 Horror movies because i cant sleep and it will help right I should not watch horror movies because I can't sleep and it will not help right sarcasm {'snum': '420077625495666688-4', 'incongruency': 'explicit'} ? 4680 Horror movies because i cant sleep and it will help right Watching a horror movie when I can't sleep is a bad idea. sarcasm {'snum': '420077625495666688-5', 'incongruency': 'explicit'} ? 4681 It's currently 11:48pm in Sweden and I haven't even yawn yet.... I guess it's gonna be a long night. #lovinit #thecountdownbegins It's 11:48 pm in Sweden and I haven't even yawned yet. It's going to be a long, exhausting night. sarcasm {'snum': '3.79E+17-1', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 4682 Need MOAR tax cuts - Americans Ability To Afford Basic Necessities Is Near Record Low http://t.co/5pQdVUxpAP We don't need more tax cuts. Americans can't afford their basic necessities. sarcasm {'snum': '379123856377540608-1', 'incongruency': 'explicit'} ? 4683 Need MOAR tax cuts - Americans Ability To Afford Basic Necessities Is Near Record Low http://t.co/5pQdVUxpAP Tax cuts on the wealthy do not help the middle class. sarcasm {'snum': '379123856377540608-2', 'incongruency': 'explicit'} ? 4684 I never let ANYBODY drive my car and today was an awesome reminder why. #Nope I never let anybody drive my car. Today was a terrible reminder why. sarcasm {'snum': '414506388442734592-1', 'incongruency': 'explicit'} ? 4685 I never let ANYBODY drive my car and today was an awesome reminder why. #Nope I never let ANYBODY drive my car and today was an horrible reminder why. #Nope sarcasm {'snum': '414506388442734592-2', 'incongruency': 'explicit'} ? 4686 I never let ANYBODY drive my car and today was an awesome reminder why. #Nope I never let ANYBODY drive my care, and today experiencing someone else drive reinforced why this is a good rule. sarcasm {'snum': '414506388442734592-3', 'incongruency': 'explicit'} ? 4687 ToUser at least his poor performances came in games that didn't affect our national perception. His poor performance came in games that really affected our national perception. sarcasm {'snum': '379006389772746752-1', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 4688 ToUser at least his poor performances came in games that didn't affect our national perception. His poor performance came in games that affected our national perception. sarcasm {'snum': '379006389772746752-2', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 4689 ToUser at least his poor performances came in games that didn't affect our national perception. @User at least his poor performances came in games that affected our national perception. sarcasm {'snum': '379006389772746752-3', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 4690 Cos no one understands me.. does that make me an artist? No one understands me, but that doesn't make me an artist. sarcasm {'snum': '404196843669975040-1', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 4691 Cos no one understands me.. does that make me an artist? Cos no one understands me.. that doesn't make me an artist? sarcasm {'snum': '404196843669975040-2', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 4692 ToUser ToUser Thank you sir. I have to be an adult. Because Pro-Wrestling ruined my life. Pro-wrestling didn't ruin my life. I don't want to grow up. sarcasm {'snum': '379093816609091584-1', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 4693 Can we have Tebow as our QB #Tebow I'm glad Tebow isn't our QB. sarcasm {'snum': '380461241954598912-1', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 4694 Can we have Tebow as our QB #Tebow I really hope we don't sign Tebow as our QB #Tebow sarcasm {'snum': '380461241954598912-2', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 4695 Can we have Tebow as our QB #Tebow glad we don't have Tebow as our QB #Tebow sarcasm {'snum': '380461241954598912-3', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 4696 Can we have Tebow as our QB #Tebow I'm glad Tebow isn't our QB. sarcasm {'snum': '380461241954598912-4', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 4697 I really love it when Dakota goes to sleep at 9:30 at night. I hate when Dakota goes to sleep at 9:30 at night. sarcasm {'snum': '3.791E+17-1', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 4698 Yet another brilliant article by one of my local papers http://t.co/0IUokniYJB ToUser Another stupid article by one of my local papers. sarcasm {'snum': '378998689500389376-1', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 4699 Yet another brilliant article by one of my local papers http://t.co/0IUokniYJB ToUser The article in the local paper is stupid. sarcasm {'snum': '378998689500389376-2', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 4700 Yet another brilliant article by one of my local papers http://t.co/0IUokniYJB ToUser The article is not newsworthy. sarcasm {'snum': '378998689500389376-3', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 4701 Yet another brilliant article by one of my local papers http://t.co/0IUokniYJB ToUser Yet another lame article by one of my local papers. sarcasm {'snum': '378998689500389376-4', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 4702 Yet another brilliant article by one of my local papers http://t.co/0IUokniYJB ToUser Yet another not brilliant article by one of my local papers http://t.co/0IUokniYJB @User sarcasm {'snum': '378998689500389376-5', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 4703 Got an awesome new job! Too bad I ain't got time for bullshit anymore I got an awesome new job! I'm glad I don't have time for bullshit anymore. sarcasm {'snum': '410507696337854464-1', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 4704 Got an awesome new job! Too bad I ain't got time for bullshit anymore Got an awesome new job! Glad I ain't got time for bullshit anymore sarcasm {'snum': '410507696337854464-2', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 4705 Got an awesome new job! Too bad I ain't got time for bullshit anymore I just got a great job, but now I won't have any time for anything else. sarcasm {'snum': '410507696337854464-3', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 4706 "First thing I hear from moms when I walk in the door is ""Ashley do you realize how awful that smokes smells!"" #OopsMyBad #ThanksMom" "First thing I hear from moms when I walk in the door is ""Ashley do you realize how awful that smoke smells!"" Stop telling me what to do." sarcasm {'snum': '379109208178057216-1', 'incongruency': 'explicit'} ? 4707 "First thing I hear from moms when I walk in the door is ""Ashley do you realize how awful that smokes smells!"" #OopsMyBad #ThanksMom" "First thing I hear from moms when I walk in the door is ""Ashley do you realize how awful that smokes smells!"" #OopsMyBad #NoThanksMom" sarcasm {'snum': '379109208178057216-2', 'incongruency': 'explicit'} ? 4708 "First thing I hear from moms when I walk in the door is ""Ashley do you realize how awful that smokes smells!"" #OopsMyBad #ThanksMom" When I got out for a smoke my mom always comments on how bad it smells. sarcasm {'snum': '379109208178057216-3', 'incongruency': 'explicit'} ? 4709 It's tempting to say sour because you know, I am. I'm not sour. sarcasm {'snum': '378951739094732800-1', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 4710 Me and ira was trying to sing the wrecking ball for the karaoke competition but we forgot the lyrics , :( we could've won #jokes Me and Ira forgot the lyrics for the karaoke competition. But, we would have lost anyway. sarcasm {'snum': '379167597616320513-1', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 4711 Me and ira was trying to sing the wrecking ball for the karaoke competition but we forgot the lyrics , :( we could've won #jokes Me and Ira were trying to sing Wrecking Ball for the karaoke competition but we forgot the lyrics. It's okay, because we had no chance to win. sarcasm {'snum': '379167597616320513-2', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 4712 God bless you, you *adorable* you! #notinthemood You are not adorable. I'm not in the mood. sarcasm {'snum': '398647455010390016-1', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 4713 God bless you, you *adorable* you! #notinthemood God bless you, you *miserable* you! #notinthemood sarcasm {'snum': '398647455010390016-2', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 4714 God bless you, you *adorable* you! #notinthemood God bless you, you repulsive you! #notinthemood sarcasm {'snum': '398647455010390016-3', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 4715 God bless you, you *adorable* you! #notinthemood God bless you, you *not so adorable* you! #notinthemood sarcasm {'snum': '398647455010390016-4', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 4716 never had so much fun in all my life. #hating #on #essay #writing #uni http://t.co/qNIQW6Eh4Q I am having a miserable time. sarcasm {'snum': '398151606333898752-1', 'incongruency': 'explicit'} ? 4717 never had so much fun in all my life. #hating #on #essay #writing #uni http://t.co/qNIQW6Eh4Q I dislike homework. sarcasm {'snum': '398151606333898752-2', 'incongruency': 'explicit'} ? 4718 never had so much fun in all my life. #hating #on #essay #writing #uni http://t.co/qNIQW6Eh4Q never had so little fun in all my life. #hating #on #essay #writing #uni http://t.co/qNIQW6Eh4Q sarcasm {'snum': '398151606333898752-3', 'incongruency': 'explicit'} ? 4719 never had so much fun in all my life. #hating #on #essay #writing #uni http://t.co/qNIQW6Eh4Q I have never had such a horrible time in all my life. sarcasm {'snum': '398151606333898752-4', 'incongruency': 'explicit'} ? 4720 Love this running right up the middle late in the game since devin can't throw it to anyone in navy and maize I hate this running right up the middle late in the game since Devin can't throw it to anyone in navy and maize. sarcasm {'snum': '378952303233224704-1', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 4721 Love this running right up the middle late in the game since devin can't throw it to anyone in navy and maize I hate this running right up the middle late in the game since devin can't throw it to anyone in navy and maize. sarcasm {'snum': '378952303233224704-2', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 4722 Love this running right up the middle late in the game since devin can't throw it to anyone in navy and maize Hate this running right up the middle late in the game since devin can't throw it to anyone in navy and maize sarcasm {'snum': '378952303233224704-3', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 4723 All work to be done today ... :D amped I'm not excited for all the work I have to do today. sarcasm {'snum': '381674446589030400-1', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 4724 All work to be done today ... :D amped All work to be done today ... :D not very excited sarcasm {'snum': '381674446589030400-2', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 4725 All work to be done today ... :D amped All work to be done today ... :D not excited sarcasm {'snum': '381674446589030400-3', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 4726 All work to be done today ... :D amped I have a lot of work to be done today and I'm not excited about it. sarcasm {'snum': '381674446589030400-4', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 4727 So in the last two days of non-stop trading, I have been able to claim a grand healthy total of 2k! #Marvelous #FUT14 So in the last two days of non-stop trading, I have been able to claim only 2k! #Marvelous #FUT14 sarcasm {'snum': '3.79244E+17-1', 'incongruency': 'explicit'} ? 4728 ToUser Lol! Dude the football game on the century is on and Nikki is watching masterchef! @User it's not funny. The football game on the century is on and Nikki is watching masterchef sarcasm {'snum': '3.78999E+17-1', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 4729 Love this running right up the middle late in the game since devin can't throw it to anyone in navy and maize Trying to get closer to the goal won't help the team because Devin doesn't pass well to his teammates. sarcasm {'snum': '3.78952E+17-1', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 4730 If you want to get high just by walking around, stop by the Common today! I know my young children will be there. #Boston I don't like it when you can get high just by walking near the Common. There are children there. sarcasm {'snum': '378982471570059265-1', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 4731 If you want to get high just by walking around, stop by the Common today! I know my young children will be there. #Boston If you don't want to get high just by walking around, avoid the Common today! I know my young children not will be there. #Boston sarcasm {'snum': '378982471570059265-2', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 4732 State came out on the bad side of a chain measurement against Auburn. THAT is something we've never seen before. I hate how State came out on that bad side of a chain measurement against Auburn. We have seen this before! sarcasm {'snum': '379052380257787904-1', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 4733 State came out on the bad side of a chain measurement against Auburn. THAT is something we've never seen before. Bad referee calls are common. sarcasm {'snum': '379052380257787904-2', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 4734 State came out on the bad side of a chain measurement against Auburn. THAT is something we've never seen before. State came out on the bad side of a chain measurement against Auburn. THAT is something we've often seen before. sarcasm {'snum': '379052380257787904-3', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 4735 State came out on the bad side of a chain measurement against Auburn. THAT is something we've never seen before. State came out on the bad side of a chain measurement against Auburn. That is something we've seen before. sarcasm {'snum': '379052380257787904-4', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 4736 It's not against the law to stab someone who eats with their mouth open. #Mumbai tweet It is against the law to stab someone who eats with their mouth open, and that is too bad. #Mumbai tweet sarcasm {'snum': '407352762632896512-1', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 4737 It's not against the law to stab someone who eats with their mouth open. #Mumbai tweet It is against the law to stab someone who eats with their mouth open no matter how disgusting that is. #Mumbai tweet sarcasm {'snum': '407352762632896512-2', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 4738 It's not against the law to stab someone who eats with their mouth open. #Mumbai tweet It's against the law to stab someone who eats with their mouth open. sarcasm {'snum': '407352762632896512-3', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 4739 It's not against the law to stab someone who eats with their mouth open. #Mumbai tweet I hate when people eat with their mouth open sarcasm {'snum': '407352762632896512-4', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 4740 Just imagine if there were no social networks. We might actually have to talk shit to someone's FACE #butseriously People are more apt to name calling on social media than in person. sarcasm {'snum': '379127926454644736-1', 'incongruency': 'explicit'} ? 4741 Just imagine if there were no social networks. We might actually have to talk shit to someone's FACE #butseriously Just imagine if there were no social networks. We would actually have to talk shit to someone's FACE #butseriously sarcasm {'snum': '379127926454644736-2', 'incongruency': 'explicit'} ? 4742 Just imagine if there were no social networks. We might actually have to talk shit to someone's FACE #butseriously Just imagine that without social networks we would be forced to choose to either say bad things straight to someone's face or to keep it to ourselves. #weshouldn'tusesocialnetworkstobemean sarcasm {'snum': '379127926454644736-3', 'incongruency': 'explicit'} ? 4743 All I want in this life is Willy Wonka's personality and attitude towards life. #witty Willy Wonka has a good outlook on life. sarcasm {'snum': '420014558963462144-1', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 4744 So I have no plans tonight. Whooo senior year! I'm bored. sarcasm {'snum': '3.79039E+17-1', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 4745 Oooh a clean kitchen not done by me. I need to bake cookies/cake with flour everywhere, leave dishes and mess for someone else Someone left the kitchen dirty. sarcasm {'snum': '379070946549587968-1', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 4746 Oooh a clean kitchen not done by me. I need to bake cookies/cake with flour everywhere, leave dishes and mess for someone else Oooh a dirty kitchen not done by me. I need to bake cookies/cake with flour everywhere, leave dishes and mess for someone else sarcasm {'snum': '379070946549587968-2', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 4747 Oooh a clean kitchen not done by me. I need to bake cookies/cake with flour everywhere, leave dishes and mess for someone else Oooh a clean kitchen not done by me. I won't bake cookies/cake with flour everywhere, leave dishes and mess for someone else sarcasm {'snum': '379070946549587968-3', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 4748 Oooh a clean kitchen not done by me. I need to bake cookies/cake with flour everywhere, leave dishes and mess for someone else When people bake cookies or cake they should clean the dishes and mess up instead of leaving flour, dishes, and the rest of the kitchen for me to clean. sarcasm {'snum': '379070946549587968-4', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 4749 Wow, I hope I grow up to be exactly like you #never I hope to grow up a better person than my role model. sarcasm {'snum': '3.90215E+17-1', 'incongruency': 'explicit'} ? 4750 I love it when i make plans and everybody bails out on me. -_____- it #donewithpeople My plans were canceled due to others. sarcasm {'snum': '3.78997E+17-1', 'incongruency': 'explicit'} ? 4751 yes flawed standaredized tests are the perfect way to determine which schools should b kept open by having 100% student attendance #sarecasm Standardized tests have no coloration with attendance. sarcasm {'snum': '3.79145E+17-1', 'incongruency': 'explicit'} ? 4752 I love how the meds I'm taking to make the pain go away (so I can enjoy my day) just make me want to sleep all day! #miserable #zzz The medication I take makes me sleepy. sarcasm {'snum': '3.79088E+17-1', 'incongruency': 'explicit'} ? 4753 So, the iPhone still can't run Adobe for certain Youtube videos, the iOS 7 design is ugly IMO but thank GOD it comes in new colors. So, the iPhone still can't run Adobe for certain Youtube videos, the iOS 7 design is ugly IMO and who cares that it comes in new colors. sarcasm {'snum': '378966326326226944-1', 'incongruency': 'explicit'} ? 4754 Could they make the bib a little bigger? #RnRPhilly The bib is too small. sarcasm {'snum': '3.79168E+17-1', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 4755 @User now time for an annotated bibliography #fun #lol I hate annotated biographies. sarcasm {'snum': '3.8708E+17-1', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 4756 ToUser don't burn bras....instead speak with your wallet. PS my previous tweet was laced with @User burn bras....instead of speaking with your wallet. PS my previous tweet was laced with sarcasm {'snum': '378997759061151744-1', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 4757 Don't everyone text me at once now... Nobody text me... sarcasm {'snum': '3.78968E+17-1', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 4758 Thanks for being family I wish you treated me like family. sarcasm {'snum': '3.79028E+17-1', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 4759 Did someone forgot to on the air-conditioner? #incamp It's too hot, I think someone needs to turn on the air-conditioner. #incamp sarcasm {'snum': '409819488356298752-1', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 4760 Awwww you're so cute! Look at you being all dramatic and immature! #Really? #GetALife Wow, you are behaving really badly! You are being very dramatic and immature, and it isn't cute. You should learn to behave yourself! sarcasm {'snum': '4.25467E+17-1', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 4761 Can't get over how bouncing the Wern is ! Cant get over how boring the Wern is ! sarcasm {'snum': '3.78991E+17-1', 'incongruency': 'implicit'} ? 4762 From the day you were born, you've been like a well-seasoned superhero. From the day you were born, you've been invincible simile entailment 4763 From the day you were born, you've been like a well-seasoned superhero. From the day you were born, you've been vulnerable simile not_entailment 4764 You are a chef who prepares onions in a world where crying is like Anthrax exposure. You are a chef who prepares onions in a world where crying is instantly lethal simile entailment 4765 You are a chef who prepares onions in a world where crying is like Anthrax exposure. You are a chef who prepares onions in a world where crying is instantly harmless simile not_entailment 4766 After 10 minutes your head becomes like spinning cotton candy. After 10 minutes your head becomes clear simile not_entailment 4767 After 10 minutes your head becomes like spinning cotton candy. After 10 minutes your head becomes fuzzy simile entailment 4768 I live like Daddy Warbucks. I live wealthily simile entailment 4769 I live like Daddy Warbucks. I live poorly simile not_entailment 4770 You wake one morning to find your entire family lying like gray slabs of cement. You wake one morning to find your entire family lying unconscious simile entailment 4771 You wake one morning to find your entire family lying like gray slabs of cement. You wake one morning to find your entire family lying awake simile not_entailment 4772 Your guardian angel is just a little too much like a nerd at a comic convention. Your guardian angel is just a little too enthusiastic simile entailment 4773 Your guardian angel is just a little too much like a nerd at a comic convention. Your guardian angel is just a little too apathetic simile not_entailment 4774 Seemingly honorable it would be easy to mistake you to be like a valiant knight. Seemingly honorable it would be easy to mistake you as chivalrous simile entailment 4775 Seemingly honorable it would be easy to mistake you to be like a valiant knight. Seemingly honorable it would be easy to mistake you as rude simile not_entailment 4776 Growing up, people always thought you were like a social pariah. Growing up, people always thought you were strange simile entailment 4777 Growing up, people always thought you were like a social pariah. Growing up, people always thought you were oridinary simile not_entailment 4778 As a human-tick hybrid, life can sometimes be like an interspecies balancing act . As a human tick hybrid, life can sometimes be tricky simile entailment 4779 As a human-tick hybrid, life can sometimes be like an interspecies balancing act . As a human tick hybrid, life can sometimes be straightforward simile not_entailment 4780 You visit the tower at night to get a new perspective, expecting nothing like a real adventure. You visit the tower at night to get a new perspective, expecting nothing too exciting simile entailment 4781 You visit the tower at night to get a new perspective, expecting nothing like a real adventure. You visit the tower at night to get a new perspective, expecting nothing too boring simile not_entailment 4782 The sound hit Frank like the carnal screams of a rock concert moshpit. The sound hit Frank loud enough to make your ear hurt simile entailment 4783 The sound hit Frank like the carnal screams of a rock concert moshpit. The sound hit Frank softly simile not_entailment 4784 I knew there was pain but this was like a sharp dagger. I knew there was pain but this was intense simile entailment 4785 I knew there was pain but this was like a sharp dagger. I knew there was pain but this was mild simile not_entailment 4786 He had a wide smile, but his eyes were cold, yet like a piercing breeze. He had a wide smile, but his eyes were cold, yet intense simile entailment 4787 He had a wide smile, but his eyes were cold, yet like a piercing breeze. He had a wide smile, but his eyes were cold, yet mild simile not_entailment 4788 Whenever the sun goes away, he stays up there keeping the magic like a sacred burning flame. Whenever the sun goes away, he stays up there keeping the magic alive simile entailment 4789 Whenever the sun goes away, he stays up there keeping the magic like a sacred burning flame. Whenever the sun goes away, he stays up there keeping the magic dead simile not_entailment 4790 As you approach him, his eyes begin to shed tears that appear like glow-in-the-dark stars. As you approach him, his eyes begin to shed tears that appear luminescent simile entailment 4791 As you approach him, his eyes begin to shed tears that appear like glow-in-the-dark stars. As you approach him, his eyes begin to shed tears that appear dull simile not_entailment 4792 It wouldn't always be noticeable, but it was always like a physical pull. It wouldn't always be noticeable, but it was always palpable simile entailment 4793 It wouldn't always be noticeable, but it was always like a physical pull. It wouldn't always be noticeable, but it was always imperceptible simile not_entailment 4794 It wouldn't always be noticeable, but it was always like the morning dew. It wouldn't always be noticeable, but it was always palpable simile entailment 4795 It wouldn't always be noticeable, but it was always like the morning dew. It wouldn't always be noticeable, but it was always imperceptible simile not_entailment 4796 I made quick work of one with my knife and slipped inside like a night shadow. I made quick work of one with my knife and slipped inside undetected simile entailment 4797 I made quick work of one with my knife and slipped inside like a night shadow. I made quick work of one with my knife and slipped inside observed simile not_entailment 4798 The surface of Mars was blossoming like the Garden of Eden. The surface of Mars was blossoming beautifully simile entailment 4799 The surface of Mars was blossoming like the Garden of Eden. The surface of Mars was blossoming dismally simile not_entailment 4800 Whenever the sun goes away, he stays up there keeping the magic burning like a hearth. Whenever the sun goes away, he stays up there keeping the magic alive simile entailment 4801 Whenever the sun goes away, he stays up there keeping the magic burning like a hearth. Whenever the sun goes away, he stays up there keeping the magic dead simile not_entailment 4802 But the next morning, it sounds like a sick cat. But the next morning, it sounds terrible simile entailment 4803 But the next morning, it sounds like a sick cat. But the next morning, it sounds brilliant simile not_entailment 4804 One day you decide to test it out and what you experience is like a fantastical dream. One day you decide to test it out and what you experience is unbelievable simile entailment 4805 One day you decide to test it out and what you experience is like a fantastical dream. One day you decide to test it out and what you experience is credible simile not_entailment 4806 In the near future e-sports have become extremely popular and like a quick investment. In the near future e-sports have become extremely popular and equally profitable simile entailment 4807 In the near future e-sports have become extremely popular and like a quick investment. In the near future e-sports have become extremely popular and equally useless simile not_entailment 4808 As a human tick hybrid, life can sometimes be like sucking the nectar out of dried fruit. As a human tick hybrid, life can sometimes be tricky simile entailment 4809 As a human tick hybrid, life can sometimes be like sucking the nectar out of dried fruit. As a human tick hybrid, life can sometimes be straightforward simile not_entailment 4810 Adrenaline shot through him like a lightning bolt. Adrenaline shot through him powerful simile entailment 4811 Adrenaline shot through him like a lightning bolt. Adrenaline shot through him gently simile not_entailment 4812 When you were but a child, your creative power was like an lesson to students and teachers alike. When you were but a child, your creative power was unmatched simile entailment 4813 When you were but a child, your creative power was like an lesson to students and teachers alike. When you were but a child, your creative power was mediocre simile not_entailment 4814 Because of this, all interstellar species evolved on gas giants and thought earth was like a barren wasteland. Because of this all interstellar species evolved on gas giants and thought earth was uninhabitable simile entailment 4815 Because of this, all interstellar species evolved on gas giants and thought earth was like a barren wasteland. Because of this all interstellar species evolved on gas giants and thought earth was habitable simile not_entailment 4816 Unfortunately, you have a spiritual disorder, and your luck is almost always like your failing GPA Unfortunately, you have a spiritual disorder, and your luck is almost always incredibly low simile entailment 4817 Unfortunately, you have a spiritual disorder, and your luck is almost always like your failing GPA Unfortunately, you have a spiritual disorder, and your luck is almost always incredibly high simile not_entailment 4818 All contact with the surface has been lost, and the radiation topside is like skin-permeating poison. All contact with the surface has been lost, and the radiation topside is lethal simile entailment 4819 All contact with the surface has been lost, and the radiation topside is like skin-permeating poison. All contact with the surface has been lost, and the radiation topside is beneficial simile not_entailment 4820 Netflix & Chill just went like a glitching code. Netflix & Chill just went horribly wrong simile entailment 4821 Netflix & Chill just went like a glitching code. Netflix & Chill just went perfectly fine simile not_entailment 4822 If it falls into the wrong hands it would be like the start of World War III. If it falls into the wrong hands it would be catastrophic simile entailment 4823 If it falls into the wrong hands it would be like the start of World War III. If it falls into the wrong hands it would be beneficial simile not_entailment 4824 They all agree the books are good reads, but they are like pseudo science fiction. They all agree the books are good reads, but they are too unrealistic simile entailment 4825 They all agree the books are good reads, but they are like pseudo science fiction. They all agree the books are good reads, but they are too pragmatic simile not_entailment 4826 You both have something important to say, but time is like a dwindling hourglass. You both have something important to say, but time is short simile entailment 4827 You both have something important to say, but time is like a dwindling hourglass. You both have something important to say, but time is infinite simile not_entailment 4828 Pale yet bright, its flesh glowed like a warm sunrise. Pale, yet bright it's flesh glowed pleasingly simile entailment 4829 Pale yet bright, its flesh glowed like a warm sunrise. Pale, yet bright it's flesh glowed dismally simile not_entailment 4830 Except no one knows because they are bacteria invisible to the naked eye. Except no one knows because they are microscopic simile entailment 4831 Except no one knows because they are bacteria invisible to the naked eye. Except no one knows because they are huge simile not_entailment 4832 After taking a pill, you suddenly realize that it all was like predestination. After taking a pill, you suddenly realize that it all was intentional simile entailment 4833 After taking a pill, you suddenly realize that it all was like predestination. After taking a pill, you suddenly realize that it all was unintentional simile not_entailment 4834 In the dead of summer, in Ohio, the clothes felt like melting rubber. In the dead of summer, in Ohio, the clothes felt hot and humid simile entailment 4835 In the dead of summer, in Ohio, the clothes felt like melting rubber. In the dead of summer, in Ohio, the clothes felt cold and dry simile not_entailment 4836 Your dog is very excited to see you and is acting like a hyperactive sloth. Your dog is very excited to see you and acting quite peculiar simile entailment 4837 Your dog is very excited to see you and is acting like a hyperactive sloth. Your dog is very excited to see you and acting quite normal simile not_entailment 4838 You wake up to find that is like a hibernating forest. You wake up to find that is unusually quiet simile entailment 4839 You wake up to find that is like a hibernating forest. You wake up to find that is unusually loud simile not_entailment 4840 It was obscene, but she was drawn to it, like a moth to a flame. It was obscene, but she was drawn to it, fascinated simile entailment 4841 It was obscene, but she was drawn to it, like a moth to a flame. It was obscene, but she was drawn to it, bored simile not_entailment 4842 An ordinary citizen coming to power in this way is like a new chapter in history. An ordinary citizen coming to power in this way is unprecedented simile entailment 4843 An ordinary citizen coming to power in this way is like a new chapter in history. An ordinary citizen coming to power in this way is common simile not_entailment 4844 They were well-cooked, and actually tasted like the chef had tried. They were well-cooked, and actually tasted nice simile entailment 4845 They were well-cooked, and actually tasted like the chef had tried. They were well-cooked, and actually tasted pathetic simile not_entailment 4846 Youโ€™ve discovered that your body is like bulletproof steel. Youโ€™ve discovered that your body is completely indestructible simile entailment 4847 Youโ€™ve discovered that your body is like bulletproof steel. Youโ€™ve discovered that your body is completely brittle simile not_entailment 4848 You wake up to find that it is like cotton is stuffed in your ears. You wake up to find that is unusually quiet simile entailment 4849 You wake up to find that it is like cotton is stuffed in your ears. You wake up to find that is unusually loud simile not_entailment 4850 They put up a brave face as governments become like tightening iron fists. They put up a brave face as governments become increasingly authoritarian simile entailment 4851 They put up a brave face as governments become like tightening iron fists. They put up a brave face as governments become increasingly liberal simile not_entailment 4852 The horse, who understands the conversation, is like an undercomplemented beauty queen. The horse, who understands the conversation, is quite offended simile entailment 4853 The horse, who understands the conversation, is like an undercomplemented beauty queen. The horse, who understands the conversation, is quite pleased simile not_entailment 4854 In most horror settings, silence is like a central ingrediant. In most horror settings, silence is key simile entailment 4855 In most horror settings, silence is like a central ingrediant. In most horror settings, silence is unimportant simile not_entailment 4856 Constructing the flat pack TV cabinet was meant to be like turning on a light. Constructing the flat pack TV cabinet was meant to be easy simile entailment 4857 Constructing the flat pack TV cabinet was meant to be like turning on a light. Constructing the flat pack TV cabinet was meant to be difficult simile not_entailment 4858 On your way to work, you notice the world is like a drugged out patient. On your way to work, you notice the world is unnaturally calm simile entailment 4859 On your way to work, you notice the world is like a drugged out patient. On your way to work, you notice the world is unnaturally stormy simile not_entailment 4860 The news hit me like a Mack truck. The news hit me hard simile entailment 4861 The news hit me like a Mack truck. The news hit me gently simile not_entailment 4862 The secret is you can rewind time like a held breath. The secret is you can rewind time a few seconds into the past simile entailment 4863 The secret is you can rewind time like a held breath. The secret is you can rewind time a few seconds into the future simile not_entailment 4864 Rory looked at her as if she were a madwoman. Rory looked at her as if she were crazy simile entailment 4865 Rory looked at her as if she were a madwoman. Rory looked at her as if she were sane simile not_entailment 4866 I knew there was pain but this was like being seered in the bluest part of a flame. I knew there was pain but this was intense simile entailment 4867 I knew there was pain but this was like being seered in the bluest part of a flame. I knew there was pain but this was mild simile not_entailment 4868 But times are hard, and silver bullets are like polished diamonds these days. But times are hard, and silver bullets are expensive simile entailment 4869 But times are hard, and silver bullets are like polished diamonds these days. But times are hard, and silver bullets are cheap simile not_entailment 4870 I start to prowl across the room like a tightrope walker on dental floss. I start to prowl across the room warily simile entailment 4871 I start to prowl across the room like a tightrope walker on dental floss. I start to prowl across the room recklessly simile not_entailment 4872 Telling lies to the young is like clippin the wings of a butterfly. Telling lies to the young is wrong simile entailment 4873 Telling lies to the young is like clippin the wings of a butterfly. Telling lies to the young is right simile not_entailment 4874 This tale, however, speaks of a god who's as incompetent as he is like a gnat. This tale, however, speaks of a god who's as incompetent as he is useless simile entailment 4875 This tale, however, speaks of a god who's as incompetent as he is like a gnat. This tale, however, speaks of a god who's as incompetent as he is useful simile not_entailment 4876 It was red, like a forbidden rubied rose. It was red, beautiful simile entailment 4877 It was red, like a forbidden rubied rose. It was red, ugly simile not_entailment 4878 I start to prowl across the room like a nervous criminal. I start to prowl across the room warily simile entailment 4879 I start to prowl across the room like a nervous criminal. I start to prowl across the room recklessly simile not_entailment 4880 Honestly, we probably should have coordinated like identical twins with matching outfits. Honestly, we probably should have coordinated with each other simile entailment 4881 Honestly, we probably should have coordinated like identical twins with matching outfits. Honestly, we probably should have coordinated discordantly simile not_entailment 4882 The library grew back like ivy on a castle. The library grew back prettily simile entailment 4883 The library grew back like ivy on a castle. The library grew back unplesantly simile not_entailment 4884 He adjusted himself groggily, but upon seeing me, he sprang up like a soldier at dawn. He adjusted himself groggily, but upon seeing me, he sprang upright simile entailment 4885 He adjusted himself groggily, but upon seeing me, he sprang up like a soldier at dawn. He adjusted himself groggily, but upon seeing me, he was recumbent simile not_entailment 4886 An ordinary citizen coming to power in this way is like a green moon. An ordinary citizen coming to power in this way is unprecedented simile entailment 4887 An ordinary citizen coming to power in this way is like a green moon. An ordinary citizen coming to power in this way is common simile not_entailment 4888 Several thousand years in the future, humans evolved to be like fleshed automatons. Several thousand years in the future, humans evolved to be emotionless simile entailment 4889 Several thousand years in the future, humans evolved to be like fleshed automatons. Several thousand years in the future, humans evolved to be full of emotion simile not_entailment 4890 The wind stampeded through me like a herd of wild horses. The wind stampeded through me fast simile entailment 4891 The wind stampeded through me like a herd of wild horses. The wind stampeded through me gently simile not_entailment 4892 Honestly, we probably should have coordinated like better friends. Honestly, we probably should have coordinated with each other simile entailment 4893 Honestly, we probably should have coordinated like better friends. Honestly, we probably should have coordinated with each other simile not_entailment 4894 The bliss has reached fever pitch as it engulfs me like afternoon sun's rays. The bliss has reached fever pitch as it engulfs me warm simile entailment 4895 The bliss has reached fever pitch as it engulfs me like afternoon sun's rays. The bliss has reached fever pitch as it engulfs me chilled simile not_entailment 4896 Reincarnation has been proven, memories are now like an accessable photo album. Reincarnation has been proven, memories are now retrievable simile entailment 4897 Reincarnation has been proven, memories are now like an accessable photo album. Reincarnation has been proven, memories are now irredeemable simile not_entailment 4898 It was a moonless nights, the air was still and the crickets were like living shadows. It was a moonless nights, the air was still and the crickets were silent simile entailment 4899 It was a moonless nights, the air was still and the crickets were like living shadows. It was a moonless nights, the air was still and the crickets were noisy simile not_entailment 4900 Rory looked at her as if she were like a makeup artist putting lipstick on a pig. Rory looked at her as if she were crazy simile entailment 4901 Rory looked at her as if she were like a makeup artist putting lipstick on a pig. Rory looked at her as if she were sane and normal simile not_entailment 4902 After taking a pill, you suddenly realize that it all was like a refined battle plan. After taking a pill, you suddenly realize that it all was intentional simile entailment 4903 After taking a pill, you suddenly realize that it all was like a refined battle plan. After taking a pill, you suddenly realize that it all was unintentional simile not_entailment 4904 Nobody notices until your body is found, like a gray frostbitten log. Nobody notices until your body is found, dead simile entailment 4905 Nobody notices until your body is found, like a gray frostbitten log. Nobody notices until your body is found, alive simile not_entailment 4906 Maybe you'll give Valhalla a try, the possibilities are like a spiritual buffet. Maybe you'll give Valhalla a try, the possibilities are endless simile entailment 4907 Maybe you'll give Valhalla a try, the possibilities are like a spiritual buffet. Maybe you'll give Valhalla a try, the possibilities are limited simile not_entailment 4908 Maybe you'll give Valhalla a try, the possibilities are like a ladder to the heavens. Maybe you'll give Valhalla a try, the possibilities are endless simile entailment 4909 Maybe you'll give Valhalla a try, the possibilities are like a ladder to the heavens. Maybe you'll give Valhalla a try, the possibilities are limited simile not_entailment 4910 Trying to rationalize the situation eventually becomes like trapping a bird in a cage. Trying to rationalize the situation eventually becomes troublesome simile entailment 4911 Trying to rationalize the situation eventually becomes like trapping a bird in a cage. Trying to rationalize the situation eventually becomes easy simile not_entailment 4912 Her relationships with family and friends are like puzzles with missing pieces. Her relationships with family and friends are very difficult simile entailment 4913 Her relationships with family and friends are like puzzles with missing pieces. Her relationships with family and friends are very easy simile not_entailment 4914 The things that wait in between the two are like Scylla and Charybdas. The things that wait in between the two are unpleasant simile entailment 4915 The things that wait in between the two are like Scylla and Charybdas. The things that wait in between the two are beautiful simile not_entailment 4916 The images flashed in the brilliance that covered him like a plush blanket The images flashed in the brilliance that covered him warm simile entailment 4917 The images flashed in the brilliance that covered him like a plush blanket The images flashed in the brilliance that covered him cold simile not_entailment 4918 The sound hit Frank like a discordant cacaphony. The sound hit Frank loud enough to make your ear hurt simile entailment 4919 The sound hit Frank like a discordant cacaphony. The sound hit Frank softly simile not_entailment 4920 When you confront him about it, he is like the perfectly ignorant boyfriend. When you confront him about it, he is absolutely astounded simile entailment 4921 When you confront him about it, he is like the perfectly ignorant boyfriend. When you confront him about it, he is absolutely unconcerned simile not_entailment 4922 A global catastrophe causes all major technology to be rendered like burned ashes. A global catastrophe causes all major technology to be rendered useless simile entailment 4923 A global catastrophe causes all major technology to be rendered like burned ashes. A global catastrophe causes all major technology to be rendered useful simile not_entailment 4924 Until you notice their eyes are glowing like a black cat's. Until you notice their eyes are glowing green simile entailment 4925 Until you notice their eyes are glowing like a black cat's. Until you notice their eyes are glowing pink simile not_entailment 4926 Panic is sweeping through the streets like an ambitious virus. Panic is sweeping through the streets contagiously simile entailment 4927 Panic is sweeping through the streets like an ambitious virus. Panic is sweeping through the streets safely simile not_entailment 4928 No matter how many times you try you're always like a sloth at a racetrack. No matter how many times you try you're always too slow simile entailment 4929 No matter how many times you try you're always like a sloth at a racetrack. No matter how many times you try you're always too fast simile not_entailment 4930 It seems like he's just really charismatic, until his demands become gradually more like a ravenous furnace flame. It seems like he's just really charismatic, until his demands become gradually more unhinged simile entailment 4931 It seems like he's just really charismatic, until his demands become gradually more like a ravenous furnace flame. It seems like he's just really charismatic, until his demands become gradually more stable simile not_entailment 4932 The sound of his own blood sounds like scraping metal against a chalkboard. The sound of his own blood sounds ear - splitting simile entailment 4933 The sound of his own blood sounds like scraping metal against a chalkboard. The sound of his own blood sounds soothing simile not_entailment 4934 This tale, however, speaks of a god who's as incompetent as he is like a wagon without wheels. This tale, however, speaks of a god who's as incompetent as he is useless simile entailment 4935 This tale, however, speaks of a god who's as incompetent as he is like a wagon without wheels. This tale, however, speaks of a god who's as incompetent as he is useful simile not_entailment 4936 At that point, it could spread like Herpes at band camp. At that point, it could spread infectiously simile entailment 4937 At that point, it could spread like Herpes at band camp. At that point, it could spread harmlessly simile not_entailment 4938 Drinking it will either kill you, or grant you strength and abilities like an everflowing fountain. Drinking it will either kill you, or grant you strength and abilities unimaginable simile entailment 4939 Drinking it will either kill you, or grant you strength and abilities like an everflowing fountain. Drinking it will either kill you, or grant you strength and abilities very meager simile not_entailment 4940 Panic is sweeping through the streets like the virus itself. Panic is sweeping through the streets contagiously simile entailment 4941 Panic is sweeping through the streets like the virus itself. Panic is sweeping through the streets safely simile not_entailment 4942 It makes the Hunger Games look like mere child's play. It makes Hunger Games look silly simile entailment 4943 It makes the Hunger Games look like mere child's play. It makes Hunger Games look serious simile not_entailment 4944 Thrown away like sweat-soaked gym socks. Thrown away dirtily simile entailment 4945 Thrown away like sweat-soaked gym socks. Thrown away cleanly simile not_entailment 4946 You wake one morning to find your entire family lying like dummies. You wake one morning to find your entire family lying unconscious simile entailment 4947 You wake one morning to find your entire family lying like dummies. You wake one morning to find your entire family lying awake simile not_entailment 4948 It was a moonless nights, the air was still and the crickets were as if on vacation. It was a moonless nights, the air was still and the crickets were silent simile entailment 4949 It was a moonless nights, the air was still and the crickets were as if on vacation. It was a moonless nights, the air was still and the crickets were noisy simile not_entailment 4950 The child's job is to attract followers to make their deity more like an almighty being. The child's job is to attract followers to make their deity more powerful simile entailment 4951 The child's job is to attract followers to make their deity more like an almighty being. The child's job is to attract followers to make their deity more weak simile not_entailment 4952 Everyone is a robot subtly testing you, but you are starting to get like an amateur detective. Everyone is a robot subtly testing you, but you are starting to get suspicious simile entailment 4953 Everyone is a robot subtly testing you, but you are starting to get like an amateur detective. Everyone is a robot subtly testing you, but you are starting to get trustful simile not_entailment 4954 When the prophet told you that all your dreams would come true, you were like a million-dollar lottery winner. When the prophet told you that all your dreams would come true, you were ecstatic simile entailment 4955 When the prophet told you that all your dreams would come true, you were like a million-dollar lottery winner. When the prophet told you that all your dreams would come true, you were miserable simile not_entailment 4956 They were visible to all, but like blurred watercolored lines. They were visible to all, but inscrutable simile entailment 4957 They were visible to all, but like blurred watercolored lines. They were visible to all, but transparent simile not_entailment 4958 Yet as the days would pass the user would become like a sapling bending in a hurricane. Yet as the days would pass the user would become increasingly distressed simile entailment 4959 Yet as the days would pass the user would become like a sapling bending in a hurricane. Yet as the days would pass the user would become increasingly relaxed simile not_entailment 4960 While it has been confirmed to not be blood even the truth is like corpses. While it has been confirmed to not be blood the truth is even more horrid simile entailment 4961 While it has been confirmed to not be blood even the truth is like corpses. While it has been confirmed to not be blood the truth is even more pleasant simile not_entailment 4962 Pink orange yellow green black white, I felt numb and slack-jawed, gaping like a lopsided pancake. Pink orange yellow green black white, I felt numb and slack-jawed, gaping funnily simile entailment 4963 Pink orange yellow green black white, I felt numb and slack-jawed, gaping like a lopsided pancake. Pink orange yellow green black white, I felt numb and slack-jawed, gaping tragically simile not_entailment 4964 You visit the tower at night to get a new perspective, expecting nothing like the glory of the Northen Lights. You visit the tower at night to get a new perspective, expecting nothing too exciting simile entailment 4965 You visit the tower at night to get a new perspective, expecting nothing like the glory of the Northen Lights. You visit the tower at night to get a new perspective, expecting nothing boring simile not_entailment 4966 When you were but a child, your creative power was like the heartbeats of a million suns. When you were but a child, your creative power was unmatched simile entailment 4967 When you were but a child, your creative power was like the heartbeats of a million suns. When you were but a child, your creative power was mediocre simile not_entailment 4968 Your dog is very excited to see you and acting like a cat! Your dog is very excited to see you and acting quite peculiar simile entailment 4969 Your dog is very excited to see you and acting like a cat! Your dog is very excited to see you and acting quite normal simile not_entailment 4970 Adrenaline shot through him like a hypodermic injection. Adrenaline shot through him powerful simile entailment 4971 Adrenaline shot through him like a hypodermic injection. Adrenaline shot through him gently simile not_entailment 4972 I wander like a loser. I wander hopelessly simile entailment 4973 I wander like a loser. I wander optimistically simile not_entailment 4974 Clare felt each stirke like it were the plunge of a poison-soaked blade. Clare felt each stirke painful simile entailment 4975 Clare felt each stirke like it were the plunge of a poison-soaked blade. Clare felt each stirke pleasing simile not_entailment 4976 Though the distance I have to cover is short, it feels like crawling through the desert. Though the distance I have to cover is short, it feels brutal simile entailment 4977 Though the distance I have to cover is short, it feels like crawling through the desert. Though the distance I have to cover is short, it feels easy simile not_entailment 4978 As they touch the ground, they are like melting snowflakes. As they touch the ground, they are forgotten simile entailment 4979 As they touch the ground, they are like melting snowflakes. As they touch the ground, they are remembered simile not_entailment 4980 Friends' bars are almost full while strangers' are like a pessimist's glass: half-empty. Friends' bars are almost full while strangers' are half-filled simile entailment 4981 Friends' bars are almost full while strangers' are like a pessimist's glass: half-empty. Friends' bars are almost full while strangers' are filled simile not_entailment 4982 A character knows that their universe is fictional, but everyone thinks they are like a clown in a courthouse. A character knows that their universe is fictional, but everyone thinks they are crazy simile entailment 4983 A character knows that their universe is fictional, but everyone thinks they are like a clown in a courthouse. A character knows that their universe is fictional, but everyone thinks they are sane simile not_entailment 4984 You can freely switch between them but the rest go like a deflated dummies. You can freely switch between them but the rest go completely lifeless simile entailment 4985 You can freely switch between them but the rest go like a deflated dummies. You can freely switch between them but the rest go full of life simile not_entailment 4986 Netflix & Chill just went like a disastrous sexual encounter. Netflix & Chill just went horribly wrong simile entailment 4987 Netflix & Chill just went like a disastrous sexual encounter. Netflix & Chill just went perfectly amazing simile not_entailment 4988 But he's much stronger than you and his ideas are like a train on another track. But he's much stronger than you and his ideas are very different simile entailment 4989 But he's much stronger than you and his ideas are like a train on another track. But he's much stronger than you and his ideas are very similar simile not_entailment 4990 A rather mundane day changes when you unearth something like an enticing secret. A rather mundane day changes when you unearth something quite interesting simile entailment 4991 A rather mundane day changes when you unearth something like an enticing secret. A rather mundane day changes when you unearth something quite boring simile not_entailment 4992 Pale, yet bright it's flesh glowed like a gentle ember. Pale, yet bright it's flesh glowed pleasingly simile entailment 4993 Pale, yet bright it's flesh glowed like a gentle ember. Pale, yet bright it's flesh glowed dismally simile not_entailment 4994 The predators never anticipated their enemies would be like Olympian gods. The predators never anticipated their enemies would be this indestructible simile entailment 4995 The predators never anticipated their enemies would be like Olympian gods. The predators never anticipated their enemies would be easily destructible simile not_entailment 4996 The knocking on the door was more assertive now, more like a herald's declaration. The knocking on the door was more assertive now, more confident simile entailment 4997 The knocking on the door was more assertive now, more like a herald's declaration. The knocking on the door was more assertive now, more underconfident simile not_entailment 4998 The wind stampeded through me like a desperate herd of wildebeest. The wind stampeded through me fast simile entailment 4999 The wind stampeded through me like a desperate herd of wildebeest. The wind stampeded through me gently simile not_entailment 5000 The shade and sarcasm they throw at each other is too damn funny like Sonny and Cher. The shade and sarcasm they throw at each other is too damn funny simile entailment 5001 The shade and sarcasm they throw at each other is too damn funny like Sonny and Cher. The shade and sarcasm they throw at each other is too damn serious simile not_entailment 5002 Everyone is a robot subtly testing you, but you are starting to get like a skeptical Stepford wife. Everyone is a robot subtly testing you, but you are starting to get suspicious simile entailment 5003 Everyone is a robot subtly testing you, but you are starting to get like a skeptical Stepford wife. Everyone is a robot subtly testing you, but you are starting to get trustful simile not_entailment 5004 Though the distance I have to cover is short, it feels like a scorching trek through Death Valley. Though the distance I have to cover is short, it feels brutal simile entailment 5005 Though the distance I have to cover is short, it feels like a scorching trek through Death Valley. Though the distance I have to cover is short, it feels easy simile not_entailment 5006 When the prophet told you that all your dreams would come true, you were like a kid in an infinite candy store. When the prophet told you that all your dreams would come true, you were ecstatic simile entailment 5007 When the prophet told you that all your dreams would come true, you were like a kid in an infinite candy store. When the prophet told you that all your dreams would come true, you were miserable simile not_entailment 5008 You are the final boss of a videogame and are like the king of a mighty empire. You are the final boss of a videogame and are unbeaten simile entailment 5009 You are the final boss of a videogame and are like the king of a mighty empire. You are the final boss of a videogame and are defeated simile not_entailment 5010 The images flashed in the brilliance that covered him like the beating sun. The images flashed in the brilliance that covered him warm simile entailment 5011 The images flashed in the brilliance that covered him like the beating sun. The images flashed in the brilliance that covered him cold simile not_entailment 5012 Streaks of electricity cackled through the air, swirling around and around like Lovecraftian tentacles. Streaks of electricity cackled through the air, swirling around and around dangerous simile entailment 5013 Streaks of electricity cackled through the air, swirling around and around like Lovecraftian tentacles. Streaks of electricity cackled through the air, swirling around and around calmly simile not_entailment 5014 You're the only one who notices, but you're remarkably like a cool professional. You're the only one who notices, but you're remarkably unfazed simile entailment 5015 You're the only one who notices, but you're remarkably like a cool professional. You're the only one who notices, but you're remarkably anxious simile not_entailment 5016 Drinking it will either kill you, or grant you strength and abilities like a complete alter ago. Drinking it will either kill you, or grant you strength and abilities unimaginable simile entailment 5017 Drinking it will either kill you, or grant you strength and abilities like a complete alter ago. Drinking it will either kill you, or grant you strength and abilities very meager simile not_entailment 5018 Amen has fascinating joyful dreams every night, while his real life is like a more miserable plotline. Amen has fascinating joyful dreams every night, while his real life is unbearable simile entailment 5019 Amen has fascinating joyful dreams every night, while his real life is like a more miserable plotline. Amen has fascinating joyful dreams every night, while his real life is fantastic simile not_entailment 5020 Milton scrunched his eyes and moodily turned back to his computer like a damsel in distress. Milton scrunched his eyes and moodily turned back to his computer helpless simile entailment 5021 Milton scrunched his eyes and moodily turned back to his computer like a damsel in distress. Milton scrunched his eyes and moodily turned back to his computer confidently simile not_entailment 5022 Unfortunately, you have a spiritual disorder, and your luck is almost always like a dried-up puddle. Unfortunately, you have a spiritual disorder, and your luck is almost always incredibly low simile entailment 5023 Unfortunately, you have a spiritual disorder, and your luck is almost always like a dried-up puddle. Unfortunately, you have a spiritual disorder, and your luck is almost always high simile not_entailment 5024 You are an oracle whose predictions have always come like the rising sun. You are an oracle whose predictions have always come true simile entailment 5025 You are an oracle whose predictions have always come like the rising sun. You are an oracle whose predictions have always come false simile not_entailment 5026 The horse, who understands the conversation, is like an insulted guest. The horse, who understands the conversation, is quite offended simile entailment 5027 The horse, who understands the conversation, is like an insulted guest. The horse, who understands the conversation, is quite pleased simile not_entailment 5028 They were visible to all, but like worn ancient tablets full of heiroglyphics. They were visible to all, but inscrutable simile entailment 5029 They were visible to all, but like worn ancient tablets full of heiroglyphics. They were visible to all, but transparent simile not_entailment 5030 When you confront him about it, he is like a beffudled toddler. When you confront him about it, he is absolutely astounded simile entailment 5031 When you confront him about it, he is like a beffudled toddler. When you confront him about it, he is absolutely unconcerned simile not_entailment 5032 Navigating fantasy Japan has proven like understanding hieroglyphics while drunk Navigating fantasy Japan has proven very difficult simile entailment 5033 Navigating fantasy Japan has proven like understanding hieroglyphics while drunk Navigating fantasy Japan has proven very easy simile not_entailment 5034 In the dead of summer, in Ohio, the clothes felt like wet wool. In the dead of summer, in Ohio, the clothes felt hot and humid simile entailment 5035 In the dead of summer, in Ohio, the clothes felt like wet wool. In the dead of summer, in Ohio, the clothes felt cold and dry simile not_entailment 5036 The old van in the field is like a stiff sweatshirt. The old van in the field is almost comfortable simile entailment 5037 The old van in the field is like a stiff sweatshirt. The old van in the field is almost uncomfortable simile not_entailment 5038 He was executed the next day, and Sparrow was declared like a slain soldier. He was executed the next day, and Sparrow was declared dead simile entailment 5039 He was executed the next day, and Sparrow was declared like a slain soldier. He was executed the next day, and Sparrow was declared alive simile not_entailment 5040 They put up a brave face as governments become more like a dystopia. They put up a brave face as governments become increasingly authoritarian simile entailment 5041 They put up a brave face as governments become more like a dystopia. They put up a brave face as governments become increasingly liberal simile not_entailment 5042 No matter how many times you try you're always like the early bird's worm. No matter how many times you try you're always too slow simile entailment 5043 No matter how many times you try you're always like the early bird's worm. No matter how many times you try you're always too fast simile not_entailment 5044 For centuries, the Tyrant has made life like a dreary prison. For centuries, the Tyrant has made life miserable simile entailment 5045 For centuries, the Tyrant has made life like a dreary prison. For centuries, the Tyrant has made life beautiful simile not_entailment 5046 She smirked when she saw me looking at it, eyes huge and mouth like a door ajar. She smirked when she saw me looking at it, eyes huge and mouth open simile entailment 5047 She smirked when she saw me looking at it, eyes huge and mouth like a door ajar. She smirked when she saw me looking at it, eyes huge and mouth closed simile not_entailment 5048 You are at a business dinner with your boss when your phone rings out like a scream echoing through a canyon. You are at a business dinner with your boss when your phone rings out loud simile entailment 5049 You are at a business dinner with your boss when your phone rings out like a scream echoing through a canyon. You are at a business dinner with your boss when your phone rings out softly simile not_entailment 5050 Yet as the days would pass the user would become more like a lost student. Yet as the days would pass the user would become increasingly distressed simile entailment 5051 Yet as the days would pass the user would become more like a lost student. Yet as the days would pass the user would become increasingly relaxed simile not_entailment 5052 Pink orange yellow green black white, I felt numb and slack-jawed, gaping like a boy in the girl's locker room. Pink orange yellow green black white, I felt numb and slack-jawed, gaping funnily simile entailment 5053 Pink orange yellow green black white, I felt numb and slack-jawed, gaping like a boy in the girl's locker room. Pink orange yellow green black white, I felt numb and slack-jawed, gaping tragically simile not_entailment 5054 Growing up, people always thought you were like an okapi in a herd of donkeys. Growing up, people always thought you were strange simile entailment 5055 Growing up, people always thought you were like an okapi in a herd of donkeys. Growing up, people always thought you were normal simile not_entailment 5056 In most horror settings, silence is like an unknown savior. In most horror settings, silence is key simile entailment 5057 In most horror settings, silence is like an unknown savior. In most horror settings, silence is unimportant simile not_entailment 5058 You both have something important to say, but time is like a half-blink. You both have something important to say, but time is short simile entailment 5059 You both have something important to say, but time is like a half-blink. You both have something important to say, but time is infinite simile not_entailment 5060 He was executed the next day, and Sparrow was declared to be like the ghosts of old. He was executed the next day, and Sparrow was declared dead simile entailment 5061 He was executed the next day, and Sparrow was declared to be like the ghosts of old. He was executed the next day, and Sparrow was declared alive simile not_entailment 5062 Turns out, tag between super heroes can get like a sibling rivalry. Turns out, tag between super heroes can get pretty intense simile entailment 5063 Turns out, tag between super heroes can get like a sibling rivalry. Turns out, tag between super heroes can get pretty mild simile not_entailment 5064 You decline but the man is like a buzzing killer bee. You decline but the man is persistent simile entailment 5065 You decline but the man is like a buzzing killer bee. You decline but the man is irresolute simile not_entailment 5066 The bliss has reached fever pitch as it enulfs me like a steaming shower. The bliss has reached fever pitch as it engulfs me warm simile entailment 5067 The bliss has reached fever pitch as it enulfs me like a steaming shower. The bliss has reached fever pitch as it engulfs me chilled simile not_entailment 5068 The majority of law enforcement has become like a phonograph at a smartphone convention. The majority of law enforcement has become irrelevant simile entailment 5069 The majority of law enforcement has become like a phonograph at a smartphone convention. The majority of law enforcement has become relevant simile not_entailment 5070 We see billionaires with full meters and homeless people like morning after the funeral We see billionaires with full meters and homeless people completely empty simile entailment 5071 We see billionaires with full meters and homeless people like morning after the funeral We see billionaires with full meters and homeless people completely full simile not_entailment 5072 The library grew back like a persistent garden. The library grew back prettily simile entailment 5073 The library grew back like a persistent garden. The library grew back unplesantly simile not_entailment 5074 You just started staring off into space and smiling like Cruella De Vil. You just started staring off into space and smiling dangerously simile entailment 5075 You just started staring off into space and smiling like Cruella De Vil. You just started staring off into space and smiling plesantly simile not_entailment 5076 After finding a strange mask on the beach, you become suddenly more like a sun-kissed popstar. After finding a strange mask on the beach, you become suddenly more rich and famous simile entailment 5077 After finding a strange mask on the beach, you become suddenly more like a sun-kissed popstar. After finding a strange mask on the beach, you become suddenly more poor simile not_entailment 5078 The sun is nowhere to be found, and the streets are like a ghost town. The sun is nowhere to be found, and the streets are eerily quiet simile entailment 5079 The sun is nowhere to be found, and the streets are like a ghost town. The sun is nowhere to be found, and the streets are very crowded simile not_entailment 5080 The old van in the field is like baby swaddled a little too tightly in a blanket. The old van in the field is almost comfortable simile entailment 5081 The old van in the field is like baby swaddled a little too tightly in a blanket. The old van in the field is almost uncomfortable simile not_entailment 5082 The child's job is to attract followers to make their deity more like an omniscient emperor. The child's job is to attract followers to make their deity more powerful simile entailment 5083 The child's job is to attract followers to make their deity more like an omniscient emperor. The child's job is to attract followers to make their deity more weak simile not_entailment 5084 Constructing the flat pack TV cabinet was meant to be like putting on velcro shoes. Constructing the flat pack TV cabinet was meant to be easy simile entailment 5085 Constructing the flat pack TV cabinet was meant to be like putting on velcro shoes. Constructing the flat pack TV cabinet was meant to be difficult simile not_entailment 5086 They had shut him in a basement that looked like a freight elevator. They had shut him in a basement that looked dangerously claustrophobic simile entailment 5087 They had shut him in a basement that looked like a freight elevator. They had shut him in a basement that looked open and unrestricted simile not_entailment 5088 After decades of drought the Western United states is declared like a wasteland. After decades of drought the Western United states is declared uninhabitable simile entailment 5089 After decades of drought the Western United states is declared like a wasteland. After decades of drought the Western United states is declared habitable simile not_entailment 5090 But times are hard, and silver bullets are like priceless rubies. But times are hard, and silver bullets are expensive simile entailment 5091 But times are hard, and silver bullets are like priceless rubies. But times are hard, and silver bullets are cheap simile not_entailment 5092 The city was like a well-cut diamond. The city was beautiful simile entailment 5093 The city was like a well-cut diamond. The city was ugly simile not_entailment 5094 Youโ€™ve just made a breakthrough in AI that meant that our species became like landlines in the twenty-first century. Youโ€™ve just made a breakthrough in AI that meant that our species became obsolete simile entailment 5095 Youโ€™ve just made a breakthrough in AI that meant that our species became like landlines in the twenty-first century. Youโ€™ve just made a breakthrough in AI that meant that our species became modern simile not_entailment 5096 While it has been confirmed to not be blood the truth is even more like broken skeltetons in a closet. While it has been confirmed to not be blood the truth is even more horrid simile entailment 5097 While it has been confirmed to not be blood the truth is even more like broken skeltetons in a closet. While it has been confirmed to not be blood the truth is even more plesant simile not_entailment 5098 Unfortunately, their ideas about your past life are like drunken bat swings at a dart board. Unfortunately, their ideas about your past life are hilariously inaccurate simile entailment 5099 Unfortunately, their ideas about your past life are like drunken bat swings at a dart board. Unfortunately, their ideas about your past life are perfectly accurate simile not_entailment 5100 For centuries, the Tyrant has made life like an impatient storm reaching to be a hurricane. For centuries, the Tyrant has made life miserable simile entailment 5101 For centuries, the Tyrant has made life like an impatient storm reaching to be a hurricane. For centuries, the Tyrant has made life plesant simile not_entailment 5102 I needed to keep my cool, but the King surely wasn't making it like any natural setting. I needed to keep my cool, but the King surely wasn't making it easy simile entailment 5103 I needed to keep my cool, but the King surely wasn't making it like any natural setting. I needed to keep my cool, but the King surely wasn't making it difficult simile not_entailment 5104 We have learned that the ending of the Earth is imminent and like death and taxes. We have learned that the ending of the Earth is imminent and unavoidable simile entailment 5105 We have learned that the ending of the Earth is imminent and like death and taxes. We have learned that the ending of the Earth is far and avoidable simile not_entailment 5106 Trying to rationalize the situation eventually becomes like an ever-complicated equation. Trying to rationalize the situation eventually becomes troublesome simile entailment 5107 Trying to rationalize the situation eventually becomes like an ever-complicated equation. Trying to rationalize the situation eventually becomes easy simile not_entailment 5108 If it falls into the wrong hands it would be like a nuclear apocalyse. If it falls into the wrong hands it would be catastrophic simile entailment 5109 If it falls into the wrong hands it would be like a nuclear apocalyse. If it falls into the wrong hands it would be beneficial simile not_entailment 5110 Nobody notices until your body is found, like a stiff corpse. Nobody notices until your body is found, dead simile entailment 5111 Nobody notices until your body is found, like a stiff corpse. Nobody notices until your body is found, alive simile not_entailment 5112 As you approach him, his eyes begin to shed tears that appear like trembling stars. As you approach him, his eyes begin to shed tears that appear luminescent simile entailment 5113 As you approach him, his eyes begin to shed tears that appear like trembling stars. As you approach him, his eyes begin to shed tears that appear dull simile not_entailment 5114 The surface of Mars was blossoming like a garden in spring. The surface of Mars was blossoming beautifully simile entailment 5115 The surface of Mars was blossoming like a garden in spring. The surface of Mars was blossoming dismally simile not_entailment 5116 Having a thin figure, he looked like a dry, overgrown blade of grass. Having a thin figure, he looked unpleasant simile entailment 5117 Having a thin figure, he looked like a dry, overgrown blade of grass. Having a thin figure, he looked beautiful simile not_entailment 5118 Hitler skittered off like a dog with its tail between its legs. Hitler skittered off slow simile entailment 5119 Hitler skittered off like a dog with its tail between its legs. Hitler skittered off fast simile not_entailment 5120 He adjusted himself groggily, but upon seeing me, he sprang up like in a panic. He adjusted himself groggily, but upon seeing me, he sprang upright simile entailment 5121 He adjusted himself groggily, but upon seeing me, he sprang up like in a panic. He adjusted himself groggily, but upon seeing me, he was recumbent simile not_entailment 5122 On your way to work, you notice the world is like a hushed preschool classroom. On your way to work, you notice the world is unnaturally calm simile entailment 5123 On your way to work, you notice the world is like a hushed preschool classroom. On your way to work, you notice the world is unnaturally stormy simile not_entailment 5124 Her neck was like the smooth curve of a pearl. Her neck was beautiful simile entailment 5125 Her neck was like the smooth curve of a pearl. Her neck was ugly simile not_entailment 5126 Friends' bars are almost full while strangers' are like dwindling smartphone batteries. Friends' bars are almost full while strangers' are half-filled simile entailment 5127 Friends' bars are almost full while strangers' are like dwindling smartphone batteries. Friends' bars are almost full while strangers' are filled simile not_entailment 5128 We have learned that the ending of the Earth is imminent like a blak hole's event horizon. We have learned that the ending of the Earth is imminent and unavoidable simile entailment 5129 We have learned that the ending of the Earth is imminent like a blak hole's event horizon. We have learned that the ending of the Earth is far and avoidable simile not_entailment 5130 Except no one knows because they are like gnats. Except no one knows because they are microscopic simile not_entailment 5131 Except no one knows because they are like gnats. Except no one knows because they are huge simile not_entailment 5132 A bright light shines above you, but the rest of the room is like a moonless night. A bright light shines above you, but the rest of the room is dark simile entailment 5133 A bright light shines above you, but the rest of the room is like a moonless night. A bright light shines above you, but the rest of the room is lit simile not_entailment 5134 Your guardian angel is just a little too much like a kid on Christmas morning. Your guardian angel is just a little too enthusiastic simile entailment 5135 Your guardian angel is just a little too much like a kid on Christmas morning. Your guardian angel is just a little too apathetic simile not_entailment 5136 Several thousand years in the future, humans evolved to be like robots with skin. Several thousand years in the future, humans evolved to be emotionless simile entailment 5137 Several thousand years in the future, humans evolved to be like robots with skin. Several thousand years in the future, humans evolved to be full of emotion simile not_entailment 5138 Clare felt each stirke like a branding iron. Clare felt each stirke painful simile entailment 5139 Clare felt each stirke like a branding iron. Clare felt each stirke pleasant simile not_entailment 5140 Turns out, tag between super heroes can get like a bullfight. Turns out, tag between super heroes can get pretty intense simile entailment 5141 Turns out, tag between super heroes can get like a bullfight. Turns out, tag between super heroes can get pretty mild simile not_entailment 5142 But this other world doesn't want to be known, it wants to remain like an underground cult. But this other world doesn't want to be known, it wants to remain hidden simile entailment 5143 But this other world doesn't want to be known, it wants to remain like an underground cult. But this other world doesn't want to be known, it wants to remain visible simile not_entailment 5144 You are at a business dinner with your boss when your phone rings out like a petulant child. You are at a business dinner with your boss when your phone rings out loud simile entailment 5145 You are at a business dinner with your boss when your phone rings out like a petulant child. You are at a business dinner with your boss when your phone rings out softly simile not_entailment 5146 But this other world doesn't want to be known, it wants to remain like a creature amidst the untouchable depths of the sea. But this other world doesn't want to be known, it wants to remain hidden simile entailment 5147 But this other world doesn't want to be known, it wants to remain like a creature amidst the untouchable depths of the sea. But this other world doesn't want to be known, it wants to remain visible simile not_entailment 5148 After decades of drought the Western United states is declared like a sandy death trap. After decades of drought the Western United states is declared uninhabitable simile entailment 5149 After decades of drought the Western United states is declared like a sandy death trap. After decades of drought the Western United states is declared inhabitable simile not_entailment 5150 It seems like he's just really charismatic, until his demands become gradually like a megolamaniac's. It seems like he's just really charismatic, until his demands become gradually more unhinged simile entailment 5151 It seems like he's just really charismatic, until his demands become gradually like a megolamaniac's. It seems like he's just really charismatic, until his demands become gradually more stable simile not_entailment 5152 Unfortunately, their ideas about your past life are like unfounded teenage rumors. Unfortunately, their ideas about your past life are hilariously inaccurate simile entailment 5153 Unfortunately, their ideas about your past life are like unfounded teenage rumors. Unfortunately, their ideas about your past life are pretty accurate simile not_entailment 5154 You have no idea why people suddenly have become like lepers. You have no idea why people suddenly have become sick simile entailment 5155 You have no idea why people suddenly have become like lepers. You have no idea why people suddenly have become healthy simile not_entailment 5156 Then there werenโ€™t any more parties as the house became like stone. Then there werenโ€™t any more parties as the house became silent simile entailment 5157 Then there werenโ€™t any more parties as the house became like stone. Then there werenโ€™t any more parties as the house became noisy simile not_entailment 5158 But he's much stronger than you and his ideas are like a jet black against your neon green. But he's much stronger than you and his ideas are very different simile entailment 5159 But he's much stronger than you and his ideas are like a jet black against your neon green. But he's much stronger than you and his ideas are very similar simile not_entailment 5160 A rather mundane day changes when you unearth something like a ghost's treasure. A rather mundane day changes when you unearth something quite interesting simile entailment 5161 A rather mundane day changes when you unearth something like a ghost's treasure. A rather mundane day changes when you unearth something quite boring simile not_entailment 5162 To the superhero they are keeping the people and the world like well-watched children. To the superhero they are keeping the people and the world safe simile entailment 5163 To the superhero they are keeping the people and the world like well-watched children. To the superhero they are keeping the people and the world unsafe simile not_entailment 5164 Amen has fascinating joyful dreams every night, while his real life is like a perpetual thunderstorm of misuer. Amen has fascinating joyful dreams every night, while his real life is unbearable simile entailment 5165 Amen has fascinating joyful dreams every night, while his real life is like a perpetual thunderstorm of misuer. Amen has fascinating joyful dreams every night, while his real life is fantastic simile not_entailment 5166 But when we made contact with them they were like shy kindergarteners. But when we made contact with them they were very hesitant simile entailment 5167 But when we made contact with them they were like shy kindergarteners. But when we made contact with them they were very confident simile not_entailment 5168 We see billionaires with full meters and homeless people like hollowed shells. We see billionaires with full meters and homeless people completely empty simile entailment 5169 We see billionaires with full meters and homeless people like hollowed shells. We see billionaires with full meters and homeless people completely full simile not_entailment 5170 My eyes teared up and I could feel my face turning like a bruised tomato. My eyes teared up and I could feel my face turning red simile entailment 5171 My eyes teared up and I could feel my face turning like a bruised tomato. My eyes teared up and I could feel my face turning white simile not_entailment 5172 The door seemed impenetrable, like a ring of assassins. The door seemed impenetrable, dangerous simile entailment 5173 The door seemed impenetrable, like a ring of assassins. The door seemed impenetrable, harmless simile not_entailment 5174 Keaton was lying face down on the ground like a snapped twig. Keaton was lying face down on the ground lamely simile entailment 5175 Keaton was lying face down on the ground like a snapped twig. Keaton was lying face down on the ground able-bodied simile not_entailment 5176 You decline but the man is like a cocky salesman. You decline but the man is persistent simile entailment 5177 You decline but the man is like a cocky salesman. You decline but the man is irresolute simile not_entailment 5178 We're starting to discover life is like an endless road. We're starting to discover life is oddly permanent simile entailment 5179 We're starting to discover life is like an endless road. We're starting to discover life is temporary simile not_entailment 5180 Milton scrunched his eyes and moodily turned back to his computer like a man in a sailless boat without oars. Milton scrunched his eyes and moodily turned back to his computer helpless simile entailment 5181 Milton scrunched his eyes and moodily turned back to his computer like a man in a sailless boat without oars. Milton scrunched his eyes and moodily turned back to his computer confidently simile not_entailment 5182 I made quick work of one with my knife and slipped inside like a stealthy ninja. I made quick work of one with my knife and slipped inside undetected simile entailment 5183 I made quick work of one with my knife and slipped inside like a stealthy ninja. I made quick work of one with my knife and slipped inside but detected simile not_entailment 5184 Seemingly honorable it would be easy to mistake you as a knight in shining armor. Seemingly honorable it would be easy to mistake you as chivalrous simile entailment 5185 Seemingly honorable it would be easy to mistake you as a knight in shining armor. Seemingly honorable it would be easy to mistake you as rude simile not_entailment 5186 In the near future e-sports have become extremely popular and like a lucrative stock investment. In the near future e-sports have become extremely popular and equally profitable simile entailment 5187 In the near future e-sports have become extremely popular and like a lucrative stock investment. In the near future e-sports have become extremely popular and equally non-profitable simile not_entailment 5188 A few weeks later, a letter arrives, explaining that you are like a daisy in a field of sunflowers. A few weeks later, a letter arrives, explaining that you are unique simile entailment 5189 A few weeks later, a letter arrives, explaining that you are like a daisy in a field of sunflowers. A few weeks later, a letter arrives, explaining that you are common simile not_entailment 5190 You are the final boss of a videogame and are like a reining champion. You are the final boss of a videogame and are unbeaten simile entailment 5191 You are the final boss of a videogame and are like a reining champion. You are the final boss of a videogame and are defeated simile not_entailment 5192 I wander like an unrequited lover. I wander hopelessly simile entailment 5193 I wander like an unrequited lover. I wander optimistically simile not_entailment 5194 Until you notice their eyes are glowing like celestial emeralds. Until you notice their eyes are glowing green simile entailment 5195 Until you notice their eyes are glowing like celestial emeralds. Until you notice their eyes are glowing pink simile not_entailment 5196 The manโ€™s pale skin appeared human, but appearances were like a trick mirror. The manโ€™s pale skin appeared human, but appearances were extremely deceptive simile entailment 5197 The manโ€™s pale skin appeared human, but appearances were like a trick mirror. The manโ€™s pale skin appeared human, but appearances were extremely honest simile not_entailment 5198 I live like a CEO with diamond-studded sneakers. I live wealthily simile entailment 5199 I live like a CEO with diamond-studded sneakers. I live poorly simile not_entailment 5200 They were well-cooked, and actually tasted like how a symphony sounds. They were well-cooked, and actually tasted nice simile entailment 5201 They were well-cooked, and actually tasted like how a symphony sounds. They were well-cooked, and actually tasted bad simile not_entailment 5202 Then there werenโ€™t any more parties as the house became like an abandoned museum. Then there werenโ€™t any more parties as the house became silent simile entailment 5203 Then there werenโ€™t any more parties as the house became like an abandoned museum. Then there werenโ€™t any more parties as the house became noisy simile not_entailment 5204 The bottom of the ocean is dark, like a dungeon in a fortress of shadows. The bottom of the ocean is dark, scary simile entailment 5205 The bottom of the ocean is dark, like a dungeon in a fortress of shadows. The bottom of the ocean is dark, calming simile not_entailment 5206 After finding a strange mask on the beach, you become suddenly more like the celebrities you envied. After finding a strange mask on the beach, you become suddenly more rich and famous simile entailment 5207 After finding a strange mask on the beach, you become suddenly more like the celebrities you envied. After finding a strange mask on the beach, you become suddenly more poor simile not_entailment 5208 Last night you learned from your wife that lucid dreams are like hen's teeth. Last night you learned from your wife that lucid dreams are very rare simile entailment 5209 Last night you learned from your wife that lucid dreams are like hen's teeth. Last night you learned from your wife that lucid dreams are very common simile not_entailment 5210 The door seemed impenetrable, like a murderer's heart. The door seemed impenetrable, dangerous simile entailment 5211 The door seemed impenetrable, like a murderer's heart. The door seemed impenetrable, harmless simile not_entailment 5212 The news hit me like a ton of bricks. The news hit me hard simile entailment 5213 The news hit me like a ton of bricks. The news hit me softly simile not_entailment 5214 We're starting to discover life is like an immovable mountain. We're starting to discover life is oddly permanent simile entailment 5215 We're starting to discover life is like an immovable mountain. We're starting to discover life is oddly temporary simile not_entailment 5216 A few weeks later, a letter arrives explaining that you are like a diamond in the rough. A few weeks later, a letter arrives, explaining that you are unique simile entailment 5217 A few weeks later, a letter arrives explaining that you are like a diamond in the rough. A few weeks later, a letter arrives, explaining that you are common simile not_entailment 5218 It was red, like a blooming rose. It was red, beautiful simile entailment 5219 It was red, like a blooming rose. It was red, ugly simile not_entailment 5220 The words cut through the air like a hot iron sharpening skirt pleats. The words cut through the air crisply simile entailment 5221 The words cut through the air like a hot iron sharpening skirt pleats. The words cut through the air softly simile not_entailment 5222 Her relationships with family and friends are like a tightrope walk. Her relationships with family and friends are very difficult simile entailment 5223 Her relationships with family and friends are like a tightrope walk. Her relationships with family and friends are very easy simile not_entailment 5224 You're the only one who notices, but you're remarkably like a level-headed pilot. You're the only one who notices, but you're remarkably unfazed simile entailment 5225 You're the only one who notices, but you're remarkably like a level-headed pilot. You're the only one who notices, but you're remarkably anxious simile not_entailment 5226 Telling lies to the young is like breaking an oath. Telling lies to the young is wrong simile entailment 5227 Telling lies to the young is like breaking an oath. Telling lies to the young is correct simile not_entailment 5228 Navigating fantasy Japan has proven like a maze full of sudden combat. Navigating fantasy Japan has proven very difficult simile entailment 5229 Navigating fantasy Japan has proven like a maze full of sudden combat. Navigating fantasy Japan has proven very easy simile not_entailment 5230 It makes Hunger Games look like a Play-Doh commercial. It makes Hunger Games look silly simile entailment 5231 It makes Hunger Games look like a Play-Doh commercial. It makes Hunger Games look serious simile not_entailment 5232 To the superhero, they are keeping the people and the world like a precious treasure. To the superhero they are keeping the people and the world safe simile entailment 5233 To the superhero, they are keeping the people and the world like a precious treasure. To the superhero they are keeping the people and the world unsafe simile not_entailment 5234 Streaks of electricity cackled through the air, swirling around and around like a tango with Death itself. Streaks of electricity cackled through the air, swirling around and around dangerous simile entailment 5235 Streaks of electricity cackled through the air, swirling around and around like a tango with Death itself. Streaks of electricity cackled through the air, swirling around and around calmly simile not_entailment 5236 But when we made contact with them they were like shy little girls. But when we made contact with them they were very hesitant simile entailment 5237 But when we made contact with them they were like shy little girls. But when we made contact with them they were very confident simile not_entailment 5238 You are an oracle whose predictions have always come like highly researched hypotheses. You are an oracle whose predictions have always come true simile entailment 5239 You are an oracle whose predictions have always come like highly researched hypotheses. You are an oracle whose predictions have always come false simile not_entailment 5240 The knocking on the door was more assertive now, more like a woman who knows what she wants. The knocking on the door was more assertive now, more confident simile entailment 5241 The knocking on the door was more assertive now, more like a woman who knows what she wants. The knocking on the door was more assertive now, more underconfident simile not_entailment 5242 But the next morning, it sounds like a cat couching up a furball. But the next morning, it sounds terrible simile entailment 5243 But the next morning, it sounds like a cat couching up a furball. But the next morning, it sounds brilliant simile not_entailment 5244 Off she went like a ballistic missile. Off she went destructive simile entailment 5245 Off she went like a ballistic missile. Off she went constructive simile not_entailment 5246 The bottom of the ocean is dark, like a villain's lair. The bottom of the ocean is dark, scary simile entailment 5247 The bottom of the ocean is dark, like a villain's lair. The bottom of the ocean is dark, calming simile not_entailment 5248 It was obscene, but she was drawn to it, like it was a bad boy in a leather jacket. It was obscene, but she was drawn to it, fascinated simile entailment 5249 It was obscene, but she was drawn to it, like it was a bad boy in a leather jacket. It was obscene, but she was drawn to it, repelled simile not_entailment 5250 They had shut him in a basement that looked like an overstuffed sardine can. They had shut him in a basement that looked dangerously claustrophobic simile entailment 5251 They had shut him in a basement that looked like an overstuffed sardine can. They had shut him in a basement that looked open and unrestricted simile not_entailment 5252 A character knows that their universe is fictional, but everyone thinks they are like a raving Cassandra. A character knows that their universe is fictional, but everyone thinks they are crazy simile entailment 5253 A character knows that their universe is fictional, but everyone thinks they are like a raving Cassandra. A character knows that their universe is fictional, but everyone thinks they are sane simile not_entailment 5254 The suspect on your biggest case is squeaky clean, but you know it's like they're like the blood is on their hands. The suspect on your biggest case is squeaky clean, but you know they're guilty simile entailment 5255 The suspect on your biggest case is squeaky clean, but you know it's like they're like the blood is on their hands. The suspect on your biggest case is squeaky clean, but you know they're innocent simile not_entailment 5256 Thrown away like a used paper plate. Thrown away dirtily simile entailment 5257 Thrown away like a used paper plate. Thrown away cleanly simile not_entailment 5258 When times are good, your dreams are like a manifestation of your worst anxieties. When times are good, your dreams are terrible simile entailment 5259 When times are good, your dreams are like a manifestation of your worst anxieties. When times are good, your dreams are plesant simile not_entailment 5260 Because of this, all interstellar species evolved on gas giants and thought earth was like a tight fist of wasted dirt. Because of this all interstellar species evolved on gas giants and thought earth was habitable simile not_entailment 5261 Because of this, all interstellar species evolved on gas giants and thought earth was like a tight fist of wasted dirt. Because of this all interstellar species evolved on gas giants and thought earth was uninhabitable simile entailment 5262 As they touch the ground, they are lost childhood memories. As they touch the ground, they are forgotten simile entailment 5263 As they touch the ground, they are lost childhood memories. As they touch the ground, they are remembered simile not_entailment 5264 They all agree the books are good reads, but they are like flamingoes in Antartica. They all agree the books are good reads, but they are too unrealistic simile entailment 5265 They all agree the books are good reads, but they are like flamingoes in Antartica. They all agree the books are good reads, but they are too realistic simile not_entailment 5266 The predators never anticipated their enemies would be this much like titanium. The predators never anticipated their enemies would be this indestructible simile entailment 5267 The predators never anticipated their enemies would be this much like titanium. The predators never anticipated their enemies would be easily destructible simile not_entailment 5268 After 10 minutes your head becomes like the morning fog. After 10 minutes your head becomes fuzzy simile entailment 5269 After 10 minutes your head becomes like the morning fog. After 10 minutes your head becomes clear simile not_entailment 5270 Pain shoots out like a spiraling firecracker. Pain shoots out loud simile entailment 5271 Pain shoots out like a spiraling firecracker. Pain shoots out softly simile not_entailment 5272 Last night you learned from your wife that lucid dreams are like sunny days in London. Last night you learned from your wife that lucid dreams are very rare simile entailment 5273 Last night you learned from your wife that lucid dreams are like sunny days in London. Last night you learned from your wife that lucid dreams are very common simile not_entailment 5274 Her neck was like a vampire's dream. Her neck was ugly simile not_entailment 5275 Her neck was like a vampire's dream. Her neck was beautiful simile entailment 5276 The city was like the crown jewel of the state. The city was beautiful simile entailment 5277 The city was like the crown jewel of the state. The city was ugly simile not_entailment 5278 The sun is nowhere to be found, and the streets are like a vacant, air-choked library. The sun is nowhere to be found, and the streets are eerily quiet simile entailment 5279 The sun is nowhere to be found, and the streets are like a vacant, air-choked library. The sun is nowhere to be found, and the streets are very crowded simile not_entailment 5280 Off she went like a wreckingball. Off she went destructive simile entailment 5281 Off she went like a wreckingball. Off she went constructive simile not_entailment 5282 I needed to keep my cool, but the King surely wasn't making it like a gentle stroll in the park. I needed to keep my cool, but the King surely wasn't making it easy simile entailment 5283 I needed to keep my cool, but the King surely wasn't making it like a gentle stroll in the park. I needed to keep my cool, but the King surely wasn't making it difficult simile not_entailment 5284 A global catastrophe causes all major technology to be rendered like a phased out iPhone charger. A global catastrophe causes all major technology to be rendered useless simile entailment 5285 A global catastrophe causes all major technology to be rendered like a phased out iPhone charger. A global catastrophe causes all major technology to be rendered useful simile not_entailment 5286 Pain shoots out like an electric guitar getting tuned. Pain shoots out loud simile entailment 5287 Pain shoots out like an electric guitar getting tuned. Pain shoots out softly simile not_entailment 5288 They just killed an investigation journalist that was looking a curious toddler pressed against a store window. They just killed an investigation journalist that was looking too close simile entailment 5289 They just killed an investigation journalist that was looking a curious toddler pressed against a store window. They just killed an investigation journalist that was looking too far simile not_entailment 5290 Having a thin figure, he looked like a couch without cushions. Having a thin figure, he looked unpleasant simile entailment 5291 Having a thin figure, he looked like a couch without cushions. Having a thin figure, he looked beautiful simile not_entailment 5292 Their nuclear program however, has fallen like our dissapointed expectations. Their nuclear program however, has fallen flat simile entailment 5293 Their nuclear program however, has fallen like our dissapointed expectations. Their nuclear program however, has fallen uneven simile not_entailment 5294 After a few weeks heโ€™s starting to feel a tiger in the wild. After a few weeks heโ€™s starting to feel a little lonely simile entailment 5295 After a few weeks heโ€™s starting to feel a tiger in the wild. After a few weeks heโ€™s starting to feel a little popular simile not_entailment 5296 The words cut through the air like a Honeycrisp apple. The words cut through the air softly simile not_entailment 5297 The words cut through the air like a Honeycrisp apple. The words cut through the air crisply simile entailment 5298 The suspect on your biggest case is squeaky clean, but you know they're like a gold cup full of dirt. The suspect on your biggest case is squeaky clean, but you know they're guilty simile entailment 5299 The suspect on your biggest case is squeaky clean, but you know they're like a gold cup full of dirt. The suspect on your biggest case is squeaky clean, but you know they're innocent simile not_entailment 5300 You just started staring off into space and smiling like a clown shouldering an axe. You just started staring off into space and smiling dangerously simile entailment 5301 You just started staring off into space and smiling like a clown shouldering an axe. You just started staring off into space and smiling pleasantly simile not_entailment 5302 The secret is you can rewind time like a TiVo remote. The secret is you can rewind time a few seconds into the past simile entailment 5303 The secret is you can rewind time like a TiVo remote. The secret is you can rewind time a few seconds into the future simile not_entailment 5304 Youโ€™ve discovered that your body is like fortified steel. Youโ€™ve discovered that your body is completely indestructible simile entailment 5305 Youโ€™ve discovered that your body is like fortified steel. Youโ€™ve discovered that your body is completely brittle simile not_entailment 5306 She smirked when she saw me looking at it, eyes huge and mouth like a gaping cave. She smirked when she saw me looking at it, eyes huge and mouth open simile entailment 5307 She smirked when she saw me looking at it, eyes huge and mouth like a gaping cave. She smirked when she saw me looking at it, eyes huge and mouth closed simile not_entailment 5308 It starts to worry you that everyone is like a snowman looking at the first spring sun. It starts to worry you that everyone is so concerned simile entailment 5309 It starts to worry you that everyone is like a snowman looking at the first spring sun. It starts to worry you that everyone is so unconcerned simile not_entailment 5310 Hitler skittered off like an enthusiastic sloth. Hitler skittered off slow simile entailment 5311 Hitler skittered off like an enthusiastic sloth. Hitler skittered off fast simile not_entailment 5312 Describe your 'real' self in third person without sounding like a pompous beauty guru. Describe your 'real' self in third person without sounding arrogant simile entailment 5313 Describe your 'real' self in third person without sounding like a pompous beauty guru. Describe your 'real' self in third person without sounding plesant simile not_entailment 5314 All contact with the surface has been lost, and the radiation topside is like a ruthless killer. All contact with the surface has been lost, and the radiation topside is lethal simile entailment 5315 All contact with the surface has been lost, and the radiation topside is like a ruthless killer. All contact with the surface has been lost, and the radiation topside is beneficial simile not_entailment 5316 A bright light shines above you, but the rest of the room is a black box. A bright light shines above you, but the rest of the room is dark simile entailment 5317 A bright light shines above you, but the rest of the room is a black box. A bright light shines above you, but the rest of the room is lit simile not_entailment 5318 The shade and sarcasm they throw at each other is too damn much like watching monkey's foodfight with bananas. The shade and sarcasm they throw at each other is too damn funny simile entailment 5319 The shade and sarcasm they throw at each other is too damn much like watching monkey's foodfight with bananas. The shade and sarcasm they throw at each other is too damn serious simile not_entailment 5320 You can freely switch between them, but the rest go like extinguished flames. You can freely switch between them but the rest go completely lifeless simile entailment 5321 You can freely switch between them, but the rest go like extinguished flames. You can freely switch between them but the rest go full of life simile not_entailment 5322 Youโ€™ve just made a breakthrough in AI that meant that our species became like useless flesh blobs. Youโ€™ve just made a breakthrough in AI that meant that our species became obsolete simile entailment 5323 Youโ€™ve just made a breakthrough in AI that meant that our species became like useless flesh blobs. Youโ€™ve just made a breakthrough in AI that meant that our species became modern simile not_entailment 5324 One day you decide to test it out and what you experience is like a magic trick. One day you decide to test it out and what you experience is unbelievable simile entailment 5325 One day you decide to test it out and what you experience is like a magic trick. One day you decide to test it out and what you experience is credible simile not_entailment 5326 My eyes teared up and I could feel my face turning like a ripening tomato. My eyes teared up and I could feel my face turning red simile entailment 5327 My eyes teared up and I could feel my face turning like a ripening tomato. My eyes teared up and I could feel my face turning white simile not_entailment 5328 From the day you were born, you've been like Superman. From the day you were born, you've been invincible simile entailment 5329 From the day you were born, you've been like Superman. From the day you were born, you've been vulnerable simile not_entailment 5330 The manโ€™s pale skin appeared human, but appearances were like subtle camoflage. The manโ€™s pale skin appeared human, but appearances were extremely deceptive simile entailment 5331 The manโ€™s pale skin appeared human, but appearances were like subtle camoflage. The manโ€™s pale skin appeared human, but appearances were extremely honest simile not_entailment 5332 The majority of law enforcement has become like old news. The majority of law enforcement has become irrelevant simile entailment 5333 The majority of law enforcement has become like old news. The majority of law enforcement has become relevant simile not_entailment 5334 When times are good, your dreams are like twisted shadows. When times are good, your dreams are terrible simile entailment 5335 When times are good, your dreams are like twisted shadows. When times are good, your dreams are plesant simile not_entailment 5336 You have no idea why people suddenly have become like pale frail zombies. You have no idea why people suddenly have become sick simile entailment 5337 You have no idea why people suddenly have become like pale frail zombies. You have no idea why people suddenly have become healthy simile not_entailment 5338 They just killed an investigation journalist that was looking like an eventual threat. They just killed an investigation journalist that was looking too close simile entailment 5339 They just killed an investigation journalist that was looking like an eventual threat. They just killed an investigation journalist that was looking too far simile not_entailment 5340 It starts to worry you that everyone is like a helicopter mom. It starts to worry you that everyone is so concerned simile entailment 5341 It starts to worry you that everyone is like a helicopter mom. It starts to worry you that everyone is so unconcerned simile not_entailment 5342 After a few weeks heโ€™s starting to feel like an outcast. After a few weeks heโ€™s starting to feel a little lonely simile entailment 5343 After a few weeks heโ€™s starting to feel like an outcast. After a few weeks heโ€™s starting to feel a little popular simile not_entailment 5344 Reincarnation has been proven, memories are now like items in the school lost and found. Reincarnation has been proven, memories are now retrievable simile entailment 5345 Reincarnation has been proven, memories are now like items in the school lost and found. Reincarnation has been proven, memories are now irredeemable simile not_entailment 5346 Keaton was lying face down on the ground like a maimed animal. Keaton was lying face down on the ground lamely simile entailment 5347 Keaton was lying face down on the ground like a maimed animal. Keaton was lying face down on the ground able_bodied simile not_entailment 5348 The sound of his own blood sounds like nails on a chalkboard. The sound of his own blood sounds ear - splitting simile entailment 5349 The sound of his own blood sounds like nails on a chalkboard. The sound of his own blood sounds soothing simile not_entailment 5350 Their nuclear program however, has fallen like a chopped tree in a field. Their nuclear program however, has fallen flat simile entailment 5351 Their nuclear program however, has fallen like a chopped tree in a field. Their nuclear program however, has fallen uneven simile not_entailment 5352 Describe your 'real' self in third person without sounding like a prima donna. Describe your 'real' self in third person without sounding arrogant simile entailment 5353 Describe your 'real' self in third person without sounding like a prima donna. Describe your 'real' self in third person without sounding polite simile not_entailment 5354 At that point, it could spread like wild fire. At that point, it could spread infectiously simile entailment 5355 At that point, it could spread like wild fire. At that point, it could spread harmlessly simile not_entailment 5356 He had a wide smile, but his eyes were cold, yet intense like polar ice. He had a wide smile, but his eyes were cold, yet intense simile entailment 5357 He had a wide smile, but his eyes were cold, yet intense like polar ice. He had a wide smile, but his eyes were cold, yet mild simile not_entailment 5358 The things that wait in between the two are like the mud and leaves clogging the gutter. The things that wait in between the two are unpleasant simile entailment 5359 The things that wait in between the two are like the mud and leaves clogging the gutter. The things that wait in between the two are beautiful simile not_entailment 5360 The moon winked back at itself from the lakeโ€™s surface The moon reflected back at itself from the lakeโ€™s surface metaphor entailment 5361 The moon winked back at itself from the lakeโ€™s surface The moon absorbed back at itself from the lakeโ€™s surface metaphor not_entailment 5362 The company released him after many years of service The company fired him after many years of service metaphor entailment 5363 The company released him after many years of service The company hired him after many years of service metaphor not_entailment 5364 The new moon swims up through the tree tops The new moon rises through the tree tops metaphor entailment 5365 The new moon swims up through the tree tops The new moon sinks through the tree tops metaphor not_entailment 5366 He embraced the knowledge or beliefs of his tribe He held the knowledge or beliefs of his tribe metaphor entailment 5367 He embraced the knowledge or beliefs of his tribe He released the knowledge or beliefs of his tribe metaphor not_entailment 5368 I want to frolic in sunshine once again I want to be in sunshine once again metaphor entailment 5369 I want to frolic in sunshine once again I want to hide in sunshine once again metaphor not_entailment 5370 My heart skips when he walks in the room My heart beats when he walks in the room metaphor entailment 5371 My heart skips when he walks in the room My heart relaxed when he walks in the room metaphor not_entailment 5372 His body was weathered by leprosy His body was deformed by leprosy metaphor entailment 5373 His body was weathered by leprosy His body was repaired by leprosy metaphor not_entailment 5374 Actions speak louder than words Actions are louder than words metaphor entailment 5375 Actions speak louder than words Actions aren't louder than words metaphor not_entailment 5376 The window panes were trembling as the wind blew through them The window panes were rattling as the wind blew through them metaphor entailment 5377 The window panes were trembling as the wind blew through them The window panes were calm as the wind blew through them metaphor not_entailment 5378 It dawned to him that she had betrayed him It occured to him that she had betrayed him metaphor entailment 5379 It dawned to him that she had betrayed him It passed him that she had betrayed him metaphor not_entailment 5380 For summer and his pleasures take flight on thee For summer and his pleasures begin on thee metaphor entailment 5381 For summer and his pleasures take flight on thee For summer and his pleasures stop on thee metaphor not_entailment 5382 They breezed through the job candidates They went through the job candidates metaphor entailment 5383 They breezed through the job candidates They ignored through the job candidates metaphor not_entailment 5384 The tax cut will fertilize the economy The tax cut will help the economy metaphor entailment 5385 The tax cut will fertilize the economy The tax cut will harm the economy metaphor not_entailment 5386 Death is knocking at the door Death is coming at the door metaphor entailment 5387 Death is knocking at the door Death is going from the door metaphor not_entailment 5388 In the depth of the night I sprawl in the bed In the depth of the night I lie in the bed metaphor entailment 5389 In the depth of the night I sprawl in the bed In the depth of the night I wake up from the bed metaphor not_entailment 5390 Whom fate has yoked with a weight of woes Whom fate has met with a weight of woes metaphor entailment 5391 Whom fate has yoked with a weight of woes Whom fate has avoided with a weight of woes metaphor not_entailment 5392 She swallowed all the men's hearts She had all the men's hearts metaphor entailment 5393 She swallowed all the men's hearts She had none of the men's hearts metaphor not_entailment 5394 The party dissipated as soon as she left The party ended as soon as she left metaphor entailment 5395 The party dissipated as soon as she left The party started as soon as she left metaphor not_entailment 5396 She did not realize that opportunity was waltzing at her door She did not realize that opportunity was coming at her door metaphor entailment 5397 She did not realize that opportunity was waltzing at her door She did not realize that opportunity was leaving from her door metaphor not_entailment 5398 Life in the camp wilted him Life in the camp tired him metaphor entailment 5399 Life in the camp wilted him Life in the camp energized him metaphor not_entailment 5400 The bridge towers over the river The bridge stands over the river metaphor entailment 5401 The bridge towers over the river The bridge breaks over the river metaphor not_entailment 5402 The children frolicked with joy The children danced with joy metaphor entailment 5403 The children frolicked with joy The children sulked with joy metaphor not_entailment 5404 Water cascaded all over the floor Water poured all over the floor metaphor entailment 5405 Water cascaded all over the floor Water backed up all over the floor metaphor not_entailment 5406 But nature molded it imperfect ever But nature create it imperfect ever metaphor entailment 5407 But nature molded it imperfect ever But nature dismantled it imperfect ever metaphor not_entailment 5408 His playing ensconced him as a Romantic His playing established him as a Romantic metaphor entailment 5409 His playing ensconced him as a Romantic His playing disbanded him as a Romantic metaphor not_entailment 5410 She pressed the witnesses for information She asked the witnesses for information metaphor entailment 5411 She pressed the witnesses for information She guarded the witnesses for information metaphor not_entailment 5412 He lathered fertilizer over the lawn He spread fertilizer over the lawn metaphor entailment 5413 He lathered fertilizer over the lawn He gathered fertilizer over the lawn metaphor not_entailment 5414 The smell of smoke carpeted on the delinquent The smell of smoke settled on the delinquent metaphor entailment 5415 The smell of smoke carpeted on the delinquent The smell of smoke took off on the delinquent metaphor not_entailment 5416 I miss wandering in her eyes and watching her I miss staring in her eyes and watching her metaphor entailment 5417 I miss wandering in her eyes and watching her I miss neglecting her eyes and watching her metaphor not_entailment 5418 The smell of smoke rested on the delinquent The smell of smoke settled on the delinquent metaphor entailment 5419 The smell of smoke rested on the delinquent The smell of smoke took off on the delinquent metaphor not_entailment 5420 We took on the terms of the settlement We agreed on the terms of the settlement metaphor entailment 5421 We took on the terms of the settlement We disagreed on the terms of the settlement metaphor not_entailment 5422 The new measures jostled the economy The new measures affected the economy metaphor entailment 5423 The new measures jostled the economy The new measures helped the economy metaphor not_entailment 5424 The tax cut will uplift the economy The tax cut will help the economy metaphor entailment 5425 The tax cut will uplift the economy The tax cut will harm the economy metaphor not_entailment 5426 The wind floats through the leaves The wind blows through the leaves metaphor entailment 5427 The wind floats through the leaves The wind relaxes through the leaves metaphor not_entailment 5428 Their faces were shrouded with sadness Their faces were covered with sadness metaphor entailment 5429 Their faces were shrouded with sadness Their faces were depleted of sadness metaphor not_entailment 5430 Everything flowed to his glory Everything down to his glory metaphor entailment 5431 Everything flowed to his glory Everything hindered to his glory metaphor not_entailment 5432 The scream pierced the night The scream filled the night metaphor entailment 5433 The scream pierced the night The scream emptied the night metaphor not_entailment 5434 Her optimism stole away these worries Her optimism took away these worries metaphor entailment 5435 Her optimism stole away these worries Her optimism gave away these worries metaphor not_entailment 5436 The new moon peers through the tree tops The new moon rises through the tree tops metaphor entailment 5437 The new moon peers through the tree tops The new moon sets through the tree tops metaphor not_entailment 5438 My head lay in the crook of her neck My head rested in the crook of her neck metaphor entailment 5439 My head lay in the crook of her neck My head moved in the crook of her neck metaphor not_entailment 5440 The clouds twirled each other around in the sky The clouds spun each other around in the sky metaphor entailment 5441 The clouds twirled each other around in the sky The clouds stagnated each other around in the sky metaphor not_entailment 5442 The music swelled in the background The music played in the background metaphor entailment 5443 The music swelled in the background The music stopped in the background metaphor not_entailment 5444 The sudden fame kindled her ego The sudden fame increased her ego metaphor entailment 5445 The sudden fame kindled her ego The sudden fame decreased her ego metaphor not_entailment 5446 She captured all the men's hearts She had all the men's hearts metaphor entailment 5447 She captured all the men's hearts She lacked all the men's hearts metaphor not_entailment 5448 My alarm roared at me this morning My alarm buzzed at me this morning metaphor entailment 5449 My alarm roared at me this morning My alarm was quiet this morning metaphor not_entailment 5450 Adrenaline swims through him powerfully Adrenaline flows through him powerfully metaphor entailment 5451 Adrenaline swims through him powerfully Adrenaline ebbs through him powerfully metaphor not_entailment 5452 He weathered the costs for the accident He borne the costs for the accident metaphor entailment 5453 He weathered the costs for the accident He avoided the costs for the accident metaphor not_entailment 5454 Dimples burst forth in his cheeks Dimples formed in his cheeks metaphor entailment 5455 Dimples burst forth in his cheeks Dimples disappeared in his cheeks metaphor not_entailment 5456 The attackers spat gunshots at the civilians The attackers fired gunshots at the civilians metaphor entailment 5457 The attackers spat gunshots at the civilians The attackers resisted gunshots at the civilians metaphor not_entailment 5458 I won't bow to reading other people's mail I won't go to reading other people's mail metaphor entailment 5459 I won't bow to reading other people's mail I will go to reading other people's mail metaphor not_entailment 5460 My eyes burned up and I could feel my face turning red My eyes teared up and I could feel my face turning red metaphor entailment 5461 My eyes burned up and I could feel my face turning red My eyes dried up and I could feel my face turning red metaphor not_entailment 5462 I toiled through the work I struggled through the work metaphor entailment 5463 I toiled through the work I aced through the work metaphor not_entailment 5464 After a glass of wine, he unfurled up a bit After a glass of wine, he relaxed up a bit metaphor entailment 5465 After a glass of wine, he unfurled up a bit After a glass of wine, he stressed up a bit metaphor not_entailment 5466 The images basked in the brilliance that covered him warm The images reflected in the brilliance that covered him warm metaphor entailment 5467 The images basked in the brilliance that covered him warm The images disregarded in the brilliance that covered him warm metaphor not_entailment 5468 The snow blanketed the earth like a mother would her infant child The snow covered the earth like a mother would her infant child metaphor entailment 5469 The snow blanketed the earth like a mother would her infant child The snow exposed the earth like a mother would her infant child metaphor not_entailment 5470 This fact warred against the standard theories This fact went against the standard theories metaphor entailment 5471 This fact warred against the standard theories This fact came in favor of the standard theories metaphor not_entailment 5472 She dawned sunflower seeds She sowed sunflower seeds metaphor entailment 5473 She dawned sunflower seeds She destroyed sunflower seeds metaphor not_entailment 5474 I muffled my anger and kept quiet I controlled my anger and kept quiet metaphor entailment 5475 I muffled my anger and kept quiet I showed my anger and kept quiet metaphor not_entailment 5476 The company booted him after many years of service The company fired him after many years of service metaphor entailment 5477 The company booted him after many years of service The company hired him after many years of service metaphor not_entailment 5478 The spasm whips her facial muscles The spasm convulses her facial muscles metaphor entailment 5479 The spasm whips her facial muscles The spasm straightens her facial muscles metaphor not_entailment 5480 I restrained my anger and kept quiet I controlled my anger and kept quiet metaphor entailment 5481 I restrained my anger and kept quiet I showed my anger and kept quiet metaphor not_entailment 5482 The car pummeled the toy The car crushed the toy metaphor entailment 5483 The car pummeled the toy The car avoided the toy metaphor not_entailment 5484 The music frolicked in the background The music played in the background metaphor entailment 5485 The music frolicked in the background The music stopped in the background metaphor not_entailment 5486 Am I supposed to swallow that story? Am I supposed to believe that story? metaphor entailment 5487 Am I supposed to swallow that story? Am I supposed to disbelieve that story? metaphor not_entailment 5488 The event carved itself into her memory The event etched itself into her memory metaphor entailment 5489 The event carved itself into her memory The event withdrew itself from her memory metaphor not_entailment 5490 He lay before the gathering sun He lay before the growing sun metaphor entailment 5491 He lay before the gathering sun He lay before the setting sun metaphor not_entailment 5492 The critics hyped this broadway production The critics overpraised this broadway production metaphor entailment 5493 The critics hyped this broadway production The critics rebuked this broadway production metaphor not_entailment 5494 It appeared to him that she had betrayed him It occured to him that she had betrayed him metaphor entailment 5495 It appeared to him that she had betrayed him It preceeded to him that she had betrayed him metaphor not_entailment 5496 The new measures transformed the economy The new measures affected the economy metaphor entailment 5497 The new measures transformed the economy The new measures stagnated the economy metaphor not_entailment 5498 Light had overgrown darkness Light had replaced darkness metaphor entailment 5499 Light had overgrown darkness Light had kept darkness metaphor not_entailment 5500 The roaring on the door was more assertive now The knocking on the door was more assertive now metaphor entailment 5501 The roaring on the door was more assertive now The protecting on the door was more assertive now metaphor not_entailment 5502 For summer and his pleasures graced on thee For summer and his pleasures begin on thee metaphor entailment 5503 For summer and his pleasures graced on thee For summer and his pleasures end on thee metaphor not_entailment 5504 I wanted to get money, but the ATM froze I wanted to get money, but the ATM stopped metaphor entailment 5505 I wanted to get money, but the ATM froze I wanted to get money, but the ATM started metaphor not_entailment 5506 The dancer glided across the stage The dancer moved across the stage metaphor entailment 5507 The dancer glided across the stage The dancer paused across the stage metaphor not_entailment 5508 My heart sings when he walks in the room My heart beats when he walks in the room metaphor entailment 5509 My heart sings when he walks in the room My heart stops when he walks in the room metaphor not_entailment 5510 A star crowns the Christmas Tree A star tops the Christmas Tree metaphor entailment 5511 A star crowns the Christmas Tree A star messes the Christmas Tree metaphor not_entailment 5512 I wrestled with this decision for years I struggled with this decision for years metaphor entailment 5513 I wrestled with this decision for years I eased with this decision for years metaphor not_entailment 5514 We streamed money into the education of our children We put money into the education of our children metaphor entailment 5515 We streamed money into the education of our children We refused money into the education of our children metaphor not_entailment 5516 The bus bolted down the road The bus paced down the road metaphor entailment 5517 The bus bolted down the road The bus slowed down the road metaphor not_entailment 5518 Slowly his sense and strength grew Slowly his sense and strength increased metaphor entailment 5519 Slowly his sense and strength grew Slowly his sense and strength decreased metaphor not_entailment 5520 He crushed remorse and stifled down despair He crushed remorse and pushed down despair metaphor entailment 5521 He crushed remorse and stifled down despair He crushed remorse and pulled up despair metaphor not_entailment 5522 She babbles a lot of nonsense She speaks a lot of nonsense metaphor entailment 5523 She babbles a lot of nonsense She avoids a lot of nonsense metaphor not_entailment 5524 In addition, the storm bombed the town In addition, the storm devastated the town metaphor entailment 5525 In addition, the storm bombed the town In addition, the storm protected the town metaphor not_entailment 5526 The cold hollows her bones The cold chill her bones metaphor entailment 5527 The cold hollows her bones The cold comforts her bones metaphor not_entailment 5528 The little raindrops collapsing together stick upon my coat The little raindrops falling together stick upon my coat metaphor entailment 5529 The little raindrops collapsing together stick upon my coat The little raindrops stopping together stick upon my coat metaphor not_entailment 5530 He shouldered the costs for the accident He borne the costs for the accident metaphor entailment 5531 He shouldered the costs for the accident He neglected the costs for the accident metaphor not_entailment 5532 Black desert rained in iron silences Black desert covered in iron silences metaphor entailment 5533 Black desert rained in iron silences Black desert uncovered in iron silences metaphor not_entailment 5534 She had to juggle her job and her children She had to manage her job and her children metaphor entailment 5535 She had to juggle her job and her children She had to avoid her job and her children metaphor not_entailment 5536 Which horse are you depending on Which horse are you betting on metaphor entailment 5537 Which horse are you depending on Which horse are you surrendering on metaphor not_entailment 5538 The images cast in the brilliance that covered him warm The images reflected in the brilliance that covered him warm metaphor entailment 5539 The images cast in the brilliance that covered him warm The images disregarded in the brilliance that covered him warm metaphor not_entailment 5540 The moon betrayed back at itself from the lakeโ€™s surface The moon reflected back at itself from the lakeโ€™s surface metaphor entailment 5541 The moon betrayed back at itself from the lakeโ€™s surface The moon absorbed back at itself from the lakeโ€™s surface metaphor not_entailment 5542 My personal feelings shadowed my judgment in this case My personal feelings influenced my judgment in this case metaphor entailment 5543 My personal feelings shadowed my judgment in this case My personal feelings kept my judgment in this case metaphor not_entailment 5544 The bus drizzled down the road The bus paced down the road metaphor entailment 5545 The bus drizzled down the road The bus slowed down the road metaphor not_entailment 5546 The book captured her imagination The book had her imagination metaphor entailment 5547 The book captured her imagination The book failed her imagination metaphor not_entailment 5548 I want to grow in sunshine once again I want to be in sunshine once again metaphor entailment 5549 I want to grow in sunshine once again I want to hide in sunshine once again metaphor not_entailment 5550 Of that faint fragrance rising from her soft hair Of that faint fragrance being from her soft hair metaphor entailment 5551 Of that faint fragrance rising from her soft hair Of that faint fragrance stagnating in her soft hair metaphor not_entailment 5552 I wanted to get money, but the ATM surrendered I wanted to get money, but the ATM stopped metaphor entailment 5553 I wanted to get money, but the ATM surrendered I wanted to get money, but the ATM started metaphor not_entailment 5554 I miss swimming in her eyes and watching her I miss staring in her eyes and watching her metaphor entailment 5555 I miss swimming in her eyes and watching her I miss neglecting in her eyes and watching her metaphor not_entailment 5556 My brain is glowing after the bottle of champagne My brain is right after the bottle of champagne metaphor entailment 5557 My brain is glowing after the bottle of champagne My brain is not after the bottle of champagne metaphor not_entailment 5558 As they strike the ground, they are effaced As they reach the ground, they are forgotten metaphor entailment 5559 As they strike the ground, they are effaced As they reach the ground, they are remembered metaphor not_entailment 5560 The children twinkled with joy The children danced with joy metaphor entailment 5561 The children twinkled with joy The children sulked with joy metaphor not_entailment 5562 To ravage the sob of my agony To guts the sob of my agony metaphor entailment 5563 To ravage the sob of my agony To cheer the sob of my agony metaphor not_entailment 5564 Trembling for ire , and painted pale for rage Trembling for ire , and look pale for rage metaphor entailment 5565 Trembling for ire , and painted pale for rage Trembling for ire , and disregard pale for rage metaphor not_entailment 5566 The play is going to burn few people The play is going to hurt few people metaphor entailment 5567 The play is going to burn few people The play is going to cheer few people metaphor not_entailment 5568 In the depth of the night I sink in the bed In the depth of the night I lie in the bed metaphor entailment 5569 In the depth of the night I sink in the bed In the depth of the night I wake up from the bed metaphor not_entailment 5570 We must salute the kindness she showed towards us We must acknowledge the kindness she showed towards us metaphor entailment 5571 We must salute the kindness she showed towards us We must disavow the kindness she showed towards us metaphor not_entailment 5572 The teapot shuddered as the water boiled The teapot shook as the water boiled metaphor entailment 5573 The teapot shuddered as the water boiled The teapot soothed as the water boiled metaphor not_entailment 5574 The dollar has been dragged by inflation The dollar has been reduced by inflation metaphor entailment 5575 The dollar has been dragged by inflation The dollar has been increased by inflation metaphor not_entailment 5576 He pushed aside my objections He put aside my objections metaphor entailment 5577 He pushed aside my objections He removed aside my objections metaphor not_entailment 5578 But frozen dread permeated through the entrails dear ; But frozen dread continued through their entrails dear ; metaphor entailment 5579 But frozen dread permeated through the entrails dear ; But frozen dread ceased through their entrails dear ; metaphor not_entailment 5580 After a glass of wine, he loosened up a bit After a glass of wine, he relaxed up a bit metaphor entailment 5581 After a glass of wine, he loosened up a bit After a glass of wine, he stressed up a bit metaphor not_entailment 5582 The cigarettes snuffed his health The cigarettes affected his health metaphor entailment 5583 The cigarettes snuffed his health The cigarettes cured his health metaphor not_entailment 5584 The avalanche polvarized anything standing in its way The avalanche destroyed anything standing in its way metaphor entailment 5585 The avalanche polvarized anything standing in its way The avalanche protected anything standing in its way metaphor not_entailment 5586 Water galloped down all over the floor Water poured all over the floor metaphor entailment 5587 Water galloped down all over the floor Water backed up all over the floor metaphor not_entailment 5588 John loomed behind his class mates John was behind his class mates metaphor entailment 5589 John loomed behind his class mates John wasn't behind his class mates metaphor not_entailment 5590 The clouds waltzed each other around in the sky The clouds spun each other around in the sky metaphor entailment 5591 The clouds waltzed each other around in the sky The clouds stagnated each other around in the sky metaphor not_entailment 5592 Oaths of homage fiercely won Oaths of homage fiercely prevailed metaphor entailment 5593 Oaths of homage fiercely won Oaths of homage fiercely left metaphor not_entailment 5594 She seals her lectures with joke She ends her lectures with joke metaphor entailment 5595 She seals her lectures with joke She starts her lectures with joke metaphor not_entailment 5596 The car smashed the toy The car crushed the toy metaphor entailment 5597 The car smashed the toy The car avoided the toy metaphor not_entailment 5598 The play is going to pummel a few people The play is going to hurt few people metaphor entailment 5599 The play is going to pummel a few people The play is going to cheer few people metaphor not_entailment 5600 My alarm yelled at me this morning My alarm buzzed at me this morning metaphor entailment 5601 My alarm yelled at me this morning My alarm was quiet this morning metaphor not_entailment 5602 My head dwelled in the crook of her neck My head rested in the crook of her neck metaphor entailment 5603 My head dwelled in the crook of her neck My head moved in the crook of her neck metaphor not_entailment 5604 She slipped into the luxury of life She fell into the luxury of life metaphor entailment 5605 She slipped into the luxury of life She rose into the luxury of life metaphor not_entailment 5606 The flowers danced in the gentle breeze The flowers moved in the gentle breeze metaphor entailment 5607 The flowers danced in the gentle breeze The flowers stopped in the gentle breeze metaphor not_entailment 5608 He always flashes a smile He always has a smile metaphor entailment 5609 He always flashes a smile He always hides a smile metaphor not_entailment 5610 The wildfire leapt through the forest at an amazing speed The wildfire spread through the forest at an amazing speed metaphor entailment 5611 The wildfire leapt through the forest at an amazing speed The wildfire halted through the forest at an amazing speed metaphor not_entailment 5612 People were bolting out of the theater People were running out of the theater metaphor entailment 5613 People were bolting out of the theater People were standing out of the theater metaphor not_entailment 5614 He crushed remorse and sunk down despair He crushed remorse and pushed down despair metaphor entailment 5615 He crushed remorse and sunk down despair He crushed remorse and pulled up despair metaphor not_entailment 5616 Sniffles, coughs, and colds gurgle in their breasts Sniffles, coughs, and colds develop in their breasts metaphor entailment 5617 Sniffles, coughs, and colds gurgle in their breasts Sniffles, coughs, and colds reduced in their breasts metaphor not_entailment 5618 He was gripped with a terrible illness that killed him quickly He was stricken with a terrible illness that killed him quickly metaphor entailment 5619 He was gripped with a terrible illness that killed him quickly He was unaffected with a terrible illness that killed him quickly metaphor not_entailment 5620 The snow swaddled the earth like a mother would her infant child The snow covered the earth like a mother would her infant child metaphor entailment 5621 The snow swaddled the earth like a mother would her infant child The snow exposed the earth like a mother would her infant child metaphor not_entailment 5622 But nature germinate it imperfect ever But nature create it imperfect ever metaphor entailment 5623 But nature germinate it imperfect ever But nature dismantled it imperfect ever metaphor not_entailment 5624 She petitioned the witnesses for information She asked the witnesses for information metaphor entailment 5625 She petitioned the witnesses for information She guarded the witnesses for information metaphor not_entailment 5626 He swept aside my objections He put aside my objections metaphor entailment 5627 He swept aside my objections He removed aside my objections metaphor not_entailment 5628 She hailed against the wall with all her strength She pushed against the wall with all her strength metaphor entailment 5629 She hailed against the wall with all her strength She pulled against the wall with all her strength metaphor not_entailment 5630 The moon smiled at the stars in the sky The moon shined at the stars in the sky metaphor entailment 5631 The moon smiled at the stars in the sky The moon darkened at the stars in the sky metaphor not_entailment 5632 In addition, the storm trampled the town In addition, the storm devastated the town metaphor entailment 5633 In addition, the storm trampled the town In addition, the storm protected the town metaphor not_entailment 5634 Consumed by the thoughts that churned in the head Consumed by the thoughts that were in the head metaphor entailment 5635 Consumed by the thoughts that churned in the head Consumed by the thoughts that weren't in the head metaphor not_entailment 5636 He peppered fertilizer over the lawn He spread fertilizer over the lawn metaphor entailment 5637 He peppered fertilizer over the lawn He gathered fertilizer over the lawn metaphor not_entailment 5638 I waded through the work I struggled through the work metaphor entailment 5639 I waded through the work I aced through the work metaphor not_entailment 5640 People were streaming out of the theater People were running out of the theater metaphor entailment 5641 People were streaming out of the theater People were standing out of the theater metaphor not_entailment 5642 The dollar has been dried by inflation The dollar has been reduced by inflation metaphor entailment 5643 The dollar has been dried by inflation The dollar has been increased by inflation metaphor not_entailment 5644 Am I supposed to gobble up that story? Am I supposed to believe that story? metaphor entailment 5645 Am I supposed to gobble up that story? Am I supposed to disbelieve that story? metaphor not_entailment 5646 The car bleated as the key was roughly turned in its ignition The car honked as the key was roughly turned in its ignition metaphor entailment 5647 The car bleated as the key was roughly turned in its ignition The car failed as the key was roughly turned in its ignition metaphor not_entailment 5648 The approaching car's headlights looked back at me The approaching car's headlights reflected at me metaphor entailment 5649 The approaching car's headlights looked back at me The approaching car's headlights disregarded at me metaphor not_entailment 5650 Stock prices are growing higher Stock prices are rising higher metaphor entailment 5651 Stock prices are growing higher Stock prices are falling higher metaphor not_entailment 5652 Fame clings to the heroes Fame goes to the heroes metaphor entailment 5653 Fame clings to the heroes Fame avoids the heroes metaphor not_entailment 5654 It struck from truth alone , the truth we live It seemed from truth alone , the truth we live metaphor entailment 5655 It struck from truth alone , the truth we live It deceived from truth alone , the truth we live metaphor not_entailment 5656 Which horse are you wagering on Which horse are you betting on metaphor entailment 5657 Which horse are you wagering on Which horse are you surrendering on metaphor not_entailment 5658 All fire-flush 'd when forest trees smoldered All fire-flush 'd when forest trees burned metaphor entailment 5659 All fire-flush 'd when forest trees smoldered All fire-flush 'd when forest trees grew metaphor not_entailment 5660 The politician chopped down his rival The politician defeated his rival metaphor entailment 5661 The politician chopped down his rival The politician lost to his rival metaphor not_entailment 5662 The attackers launched gunshots at the civilians The attackers fired gunshots at the civilians metaphor entailment 5663 The attackers launched gunshots at the civilians The attackers resisted gunshots at the civilians metaphor not_entailment 5664 The novel emerges with a murder The novel begins with a murder metaphor entailment 5665 The novel emerges with a murder The novel ends with a murder metaphor not_entailment 5666 The car hollered as the key was roughly turned in its ignition The car honked as the key was roughly turned in its ignition metaphor entailment 5667 The car hollered as the key was roughly turned in its ignition The car failed as the key was roughly turned in its ignition metaphor not_entailment 5668 Middle age cut down her appetite for travel Middle age reduced her appetite for travel metaphor entailment 5669 Middle age cut down her appetite for travel Middle age increased her appetite for travel metaphor not_entailment 5670 The book owned her imagination The book had her imagination metaphor entailment 5671 The book owned her imagination The book failed her imagination metaphor not_entailment 5672 Trembling for ire , and stricken pale for rage Trembling for ire , and look pale for rage metaphor entailment 5673 Trembling for ire , and stricken pale for rage Trembling for ire , and disreagrd pale for rage metaphor not_entailment 5674 But frozen dread flowed through their entrails dear ; But frozen dread continued through their entrails dear ; metaphor entailment 5675 The candle flame twirled in the dark The candle flame flickered in the dark metaphor entailment 5676 The candle flame twirled in the dark The candle flame stagnated in the dark metaphor not_entailment 5677 The approaching car's headlights glared at me The approaching car's headlights reflected at me metaphor entailment 5678 The approaching car's headlights glared at me The approaching car's headlights disregarded at me metaphor not_entailment 5679 Dimples nestled in his cheeks Dimples formed in his cheeks metaphor entailment 5680 Dimples nestled in his cheeks Dimples disappeared in his cheeks metaphor not_entailment 5681 These events could shape the balance of power These events could affect the balance of power metaphor entailment 5682 These events could shape the balance of power These events could upset the balance of power metaphor not_entailment 5683 Don't remix my words Don't change my words metaphor entailment 5684 Don't remix my words Don't retain my words metaphor not_entailment 5685 Middle age minimized her appetite for travel Middle age reduced her appetite for travel metaphor entailment 5686 Middle age minimized her appetite for travel Middle age increased her appetite for travel metaphor not_entailment 5687 Adrenaline surges through him powerfully Adrenaline flows through him powerfully metaphor entailment 5688 Adrenaline surges through him powerfully Adrenaline ebbs through him powerfully metaphor not_entailment 5689 Life in the camp drained him Life in the camp tired him metaphor entailment 5690 Life in the camp drained him Life in the camp energized him metaphor not_entailment 5691 The bridge hovers over the river The bridge stands over the river metaphor entailment 5692 The bridge hovers over the river The bridge crashes over the river metaphor not_entailment 5693 The wind whips through the leaves The wind blows through the leaves metaphor entailment 5694 The wind whips through the leaves The wind relaxes through the leaves metaphor not_entailment 5695 His playing secured him as a Romantic His playing established him as a Romantic metaphor entailment 5696 His playing secured him as a Romantic His playing denounced him as a Romantic metaphor not_entailment 5697 A flame ablaze that skipped amid the skies A flame ablaze that appear amid the skies metaphor entailment 5698 A flame ablaze that skipped amid the skies A flame ablaze that disappear amid the skies metaphor not_entailment 5699 A star christens the Christmas Tree A star tops the Christmas Tree metaphor entailment 5700 A star christens the Christmas Tree A star messes the Christmas Tree metaphor not_entailment 5701 He was caught in a laughing fit He was involved in a laughing fit metaphor entailment 5702 He was caught in a laughing fit He was uninvolved in a laughing fit metaphor not_entailment 5703 The taste of agony laid thick upon my tongue The taste of agony was thick upon my tongue metaphor entailment 5704 The taste of agony laid thick upon my tongue The taste of agony wasn't thick upon my tongue metaphor not_entailment 5705 The candle flame shivered in the dark The candle flame flickered in the dark metaphor entailment 5706 The candle flame shivered in the dark The candle flame stagnated in the dark metaphor not_entailment 5707 Water seeped out of the can into the backpack Water leaked out of the can into the backpack metaphor entailment 5708 Water seeped out of the can into the backpack Water entered into of the can into the backpack metaphor not_entailment 5709 Sniffles, coughs, and colds buoyed in their breasts Sniffles, coughs, and colds develop in their breasts metaphor entailment 5710 Sniffles, coughs, and colds buoyed in their breasts Sniffles, coughs, and colds reduced in their breasts metaphor not_entailment 5711 Still waters pool in the wind Still waters sway in the wind metaphor entailment 5712 Still waters pool in the wind Still waters stop in the wind metaphor not_entailment 5713 She was dolled up yellow that day She was wearing yellow that day metaphor entailment 5714 She was dolled up yellow that day She was doffing yellow that day metaphor not_entailment 5715 The fruits are crystalized in eternity The fruits are preserved in eternity metaphor entailment 5716 The fruits are crystalized in eternity The fruits are damaged in eternity metaphor not_entailment 5717 Don't metamorphose my words Don't change my words metaphor entailment 5718 Don't metamorphose my words Don't retain my words metaphor not_entailment 5719 The train horn disemboweled the peace The train horn broke the peace metaphor entailment 5720 The train horn disemboweled the peace The train horn restored the peace metaphor not_entailment 5721 My eyes welled up and I could feel my face turning red My eyes teared up and I could feel my face turning red metaphor entailment 5722 My eyes welled up and I could feel my face turning red My eyes dried up and I could feel my face turning red metaphor not_entailment 5723 Her passion is dancing through the air Her passion is flowing through the air metaphor entailment 5724 Her passion is dancing through the air Her passion is ebbing through the air metaphor not_entailment 5725 A weather vane crowns the building A weather vane tops the building metaphor entailment 5726 A weather vane crowns the building A weather vane mars the building metaphor not_entailment 5727 A flame ablaze that sprints amid the skies A flame ablaze that appear amid the skies metaphor entailment 5728 A flame ablaze that sprints amid the skies A flame ablaze that disappear amid the skies metaphor not_entailment 5729 To scrape the sob of my agony To guts the sob of my agony metaphor entailment 5730 To scrape the sob of my agony To cheer the sob of my agony metaphor not_entailment 5731 Whom fate has slapped with a weight of woes Whom fate has met with a weight of woes metaphor entailment 5732 Whom fate has slapped with a weight of woes Whom fate has avoided with a weight of woes metaphor not_entailment 5733 The hidden sun boomerangs with light The hidden sun returns with light metaphor entailment 5734 The hidden sun boomerangs with light The hidden sun departs with light metaphor not_entailment 5735 Light had banished darkness Light had replaced darkness metaphor entailment 5736 Light had banished darkness Light had kept darkness metaphor not_entailment 5737 Time flies when you're having fun Time passes when you're having fun metaphor entailment 5738 Time flies when you're having fun Time stops when you're having fun metaphor not_entailment 5739 His voice filled up the house His voice echoed up the house metaphor entailment 5740 His voice filled up the house His voice silenced up the house metaphor not_entailment 5741 The ex-slave tasted freedom shortly before she died The ex-slave had freedom shortly before she died metaphor entailment 5742 The ex-slave tasted freedom shortly before she died The ex-slave eluded freedom shortly before she died metaphor not_entailment 5743 My brain is stable after the bottle of champagne My brain is right after the bottle of champagne metaphor entailment 5744 My brain is stable after the bottle of champagne My brain is not after the bottle of champagne metaphor not_entailment 5745 Her passion is streaming through the air Her passion is flowing through the air metaphor entailment 5746 Her passion is streaming through the air Her passion is ebbing through the air metaphor not_entailment 5747 His playing erected him as a Romantic His playing established him as a Romantic metaphor entailment 5748 His playing erected him as a Romantic His playing denounced him as a Romantic metaphor not_entailment 5749 The government flipped the entire law into a code The government converted the entire law into a code metaphor entailment 5750 The government flipped the entire law into a code The government endured the entire law into a code metaphor not_entailment 5751 The distinction between the two theories disintegrates The distinction between the two theories disappear metaphor entailment 5752 The distinction between the two theories disintegrates The distinction between the two theories appear metaphor not_entailment 5753 We must embrace the kindness she showed towards us We must acknowledge the kindness she showed towards us metaphor entailment 5754 We must embrace the kindness she showed towards us We must disavow the kindness she showed towards us metaphor not_entailment 5755 The needle nipped his skin The needle pricked his skin metaphor entailment 5756 The needle nipped his skin The needle avoided his skin metaphor not_entailment 5757 Their language broadcasts us to believe them Their language tells us to believe them metaphor entailment 5758 Their language broadcasts us to believe them Their language refrains us to believe them metaphor not_entailment 5759 The needle bit his skin The needle pricked his skin metaphor entailment 5760 The needle bit his skin The needle avoided his skin metaphor not_entailment 5761 As they meet the ground, they are wiped As they reach the ground, they are forgotten metaphor entailment 5762 As they meet the ground, they are wiped As they reach the ground, they are remembered metaphor not_entailment 5763 The window panes were shaking as the wind blew through them The window panes were rattling as the wind blew through them metaphor entailment 5764 The window panes were shaking as the wind blew through them The window panes were calm as the wind blew through them metaphor not_entailment 5765 The government photosynthesized the entire law into a code The government converted the entire law into a code metaphor entailment 5766 The government photosynthesized the entire law into a code The government endured the entire law into a code metaphor not_entailment 5767 I fancy you have not done your homework I assume you have not done your homework metaphor entailment 5768 I fancy you have not done your homework I disbelive you have not done your homework metaphor not_entailment 5769 The candidate rammed into his opponent mercilessly The candidate slammed into his opponent mercilessly metaphor entailment 5770 The candidate rammed into his opponent mercilessly The candidate protected his opponent mercilessly metaphor not_entailment 5771 I tried to tide things over between them I tried to resolve things over between them metaphor entailment 5772 I tried to tide things over between them I tried to disturb things over between them metaphor not_entailment 5773 He lay before the beaming sun He lay before the growing sun metaphor entailment 5774 He lay before the beaming sun He lay before the setting sun metaphor not_entailment 5775 The bullet pierced her chest The bullet penetrated her chest metaphor entailment 5776 The bullet pierced her chest The bullet retreated her chest metaphor not_entailment 5777 It appeared from truth alone , the truth we live It seemed from truth alone , the truth we live metaphor entailment 5778 It appeared from truth alone , the truth we live It deceived from truth alone , the truth we live metaphor not_entailment 5779 The candidate torpedoed into his opponent mercilessly The candidate slammed into his opponent mercilessly metaphor entailment 5780 The candidate torpedoed into his opponent mercilessly The candidate protected his opponent mercilessly metaphor not_entailment 5781 I tried to patch things over between them I tried to resolve things over between them metaphor entailment 5782 I tried to patch things over between them I tried to disturb things over between them metaphor not_entailment 5783 The meat was lathered in a fatty gravy The meat was cooked in a fatty gravy metaphor entailment 5784 The meat was lathered in a fatty gravy The meat was uncooked in a fatty gravy metaphor not_entailment 5785 John fell behind his class mates John was behind his class mates metaphor entailment 5786 John fell behind his class mates John wasn't behind his class mates metaphor not_entailment 5787 And truth exalted, and righted wrong And truth accepted , and righted wrong metaphor entailment 5788 And truth exalted, and righted wrong And truth denied , and righted wrong metaphor not_entailment 5789 All fire-flush 'd when forest trees crumbled All fire-flush 'd when forest trees burned metaphor entailment 5790 All fire-flush 'd when forest trees crumbled All fire-flush 'd when forest trees grew metaphor not_entailment 5791 The fruits are fossilized in eternity The fruits are preserved in eternity metaphor entailment 5792 The fruits are fossilized in eternity The fruits are damaged in eternity metaphor not_entailment 5793 These events could tilt the balance of power These events could affect the balance of power metaphor entailment 5794 These events could tilt the balance of power These events could upset the balance of power metaphor not_entailment 5795 Their faces were blanketed with sadness Their faces were covered with sadness metaphor entailment 5796 Their faces were blanketed with sadness Their faces were depleted of sadness metaphor not_entailment 5797 Everything bowed to his glory Everything down to his glory metaphor entailment 5798 Everything bowed to his glory Everything hindered to his glory metaphor not_entailment 5799 The dancer breezed across the stage The dancer moved across the stage metaphor entailment 5800 The dancer breezed across the stage The dancer paused across the stage metaphor not_entailment 5801 Earthquake hath pressed deeply its tale on them Earthquake hath continued deeply its tale on them metaphor entailment 5802 Earthquake hath pressed deeply its tale on them Earthquake hath resisted deeply its tale on them metaphor not_entailment 5803 We funneled money into the education of our children We put money into the education of our children metaphor entailment 5804 We funneled money into the education of our children We refused money into the education of our children metaphor not_entailment 5805 She pressed against the wall with all her strength She pushed against the wall with all her strength metaphor entailment 5806 She pressed against the wall with all her strength She pulled against the wall with all her strength metaphor not_entailment 5807 The Senator attacked the administration in his speech on Friday The Senator criticized the administration in his speech on Friday metaphor entailment 5808 The Senator attacked the administration in his speech on Friday The Senator praised the administration in his speech on Friday metaphor not_entailment 5809 As I walk through the grey mist that twists my sight As I walk through the grey mist that blocks my sight metaphor entailment 5810 As I walk through the grey mist that twists my sight As I walk through the grey mist that enhances my sight metaphor not_entailment 5811 You are trying my patience You are wasting my patience metaphor entailment 5812 You are trying my patience You are building my patience metaphor not_entailment 5813 Slowly his sense and strength bloomed Slowly his sense and strength increased metaphor entailment 5814 Slowly his sense and strength bloomed Slowly his sense and strength reduced metaphor not_entailment 5815 He carried the knowledge or beliefs of his tribe He held the knowledge or beliefs of his tribe metaphor entailment 5816 He carried the knowledge or beliefs of his tribe He released the knowledge or beliefs of his tribe metaphor not_entailment 5817 She garnishes her lectures with joke She ends her lectures with joke metaphor entailment 5818 She garnishes her lectures with joke She starts her lectures with joke metaphor not_entailment 5819 The mountain was blanketed with snow The mountain was covered with snow metaphor entailment 5820 The mountain was blanketed with snow The mountain was devoid of snow metaphor not_entailment 5821 Fame grows to the heroes Fame goes to the heroes metaphor entailment 5822 Fame grows to the heroes Fame avoids the heroes metaphor not_entailment 5823 I bet you have not done your homework I assume you have not done your homework metaphor entailment 5824 I bet you have not done your homework I disbelieve you have not done your homework metaphor not_entailment 5825 They had to pigeonhole things out until the Duke arrived They had to sort things out until the Duke arrived metaphor entailment 5826 They had to pigeonhole things out until the Duke arrived They had to mess things out until the Duke arrived metaphor not_entailment 5827 The critics paid tribute to this broadway production The critics overpraised this broadway production metaphor entailment 5828 The critics paid tribute to this broadway production The critics rebuked this broadway production metaphor not_entailment 5829 She was sporting yellow that day She was wearing yellow that day metaphor entailment 5830 She was sporting yellow that day She was doffing yellow that day metaphor not_entailment 5831 And in her old bounds axed her despair And in her old bounds ended her despair metaphor entailment 5832 And in her old bounds axed her despair And in her old bounds started her despair metaphor not_entailment 5833 The ex-slave found freedom shortly before she died The ex-slave had freedom shortly before she died metaphor entailment 5834 The ex-slave found freedom shortly before she died The ex-slave eluded freedom shortly before she died metaphor not_entailment 5835 The mountain was quilted with snow The mountain was covered with snow metaphor entailment 5836 The mountain was quilted with snow The mountain was devoid of snow metaphor not_entailment 5837 The novel sprouts with a murder The novel begins with a murder metaphor entailment 5838 The novel sprouts with a murder The novel ends with a murder metaphor not_entailment 5839 They sprouted a shudder through my being still They created a shudder through my being still metaphor entailment 5840 They sprouted a shudder through my being still They removed a shudder through my being still metaphor not_entailment 5841 You are spilling my patience You are wasting my patience metaphor entailment 5842 You are spilling my patience You are building my patience metaphor not_entailment 5843 This fact clashed against the standard theories This fact went against the standard theories metaphor entailment 5844 This fact clashed against the standard theories This fact favored the standard theories metaphor not_entailment 5845 A weather vane caps the building A weather vane tops the building metaphor entailment 5846 A weather vane caps the building A weather vane mars the building metaphor not_entailment 5847 The scream covered the night The scream filled the night metaphor entailment 5848 The scream covered the night The scream emptied the night metaphor not_entailment 5849 The Senator dissed the administration in his speech on Friday The Senator criticized the administration in his speech on Friday metaphor entailment 5850 The Senator dissed the administration in his speech on Friday The Senator praised the administration in his speech on Friday metaphor not_entailment 5851 And in her old bounds vanquished her despair And in her old bounds ended her despair metaphor entailment 5852 And in her old bounds vanquished her despair And in her old bounds started her despair metaphor not_entailment 5853 The train horn fractured the peace The train horn broke the peace metaphor entailment 5854 The train horn fractured the peace The train horn restored the peace metaphor not_entailment 5855 The stars cha-cha in the night sky The stars glow in the night sky metaphor entailment 5856 The stars cha-cha in the night sky The stars dim in the night sky metaphor not_entailment 5857 The Serbs decimated the village at night The Serbs attacked the village at night metaphor entailment 5858 The Serbs decimated the village at night The Serbs protected the village at night metaphor not_entailment 5859 The huge waves attacked the small boat and it sank shortly thereafter The huge waves hit the small boat and it sank shortly thereafter metaphor entailment 5860 The huge waves attacked the small boat and it sank shortly thereafter The huge waves saved the small boat and it sank shortly thereafter metaphor not_entailment 5861 Consumed by the thoughts that grew in the head Consumed by the thoughts that were in the head metaphor entailment 5862 Consumed by the thoughts that grew in the head Consumed by the thoughts that weren't in the head metaphor not_entailment 5863 The music swelled to a crescendo The music builds to a crescendo metaphor entailment 5864 The music swelled to a crescendo The music breaks to a crescendo metaphor not_entailment 5865 The night sky blazed with the massive bombardment The night sky burned with the massive bombardment metaphor entailment 5866 The night sky blazed with the massive bombardment The night sky extinguished with the massive bombardment metaphor not_entailment 5867 The huge waves smacked the small boat and it sank shortly thereafter The huge waves hit the small boat and it sank shortly thereafter metaphor entailment 5868 The huge waves smacked the small boat and it sank shortly thereafter The huge waves saved the small boat and it sank shortly thereafter metaphor not_entailment 5869 They terminated off their dinner with a cognac They finished off their dinner with a cognac metaphor entailment 5870 They terminated off their dinner with a cognac They started off their dinner with a cognac metaphor not_entailment 5871 She sprinkled sunflower seeds She sowed sunflower seeds metaphor entailment 5872 She sprinkled sunflower seeds She destroyed sunflower seeds metaphor not_entailment 5873 We made a truce on the terms of the settlement We agreed on the terms of the settlement metaphor entailment 5874 We made a truce on the terms of the settlement We disagreed on the terms of the settlement metaphor not_entailment 5875 The pounding on the door was more assertive now The knocking on the door was more assertive now metaphor entailment 5876 The pounding on the door was more assertive now The protecting on the door was more assertive now metaphor not_entailment 5877 The spasm twists her facial muscles The spasm convulses her facial muscles metaphor entailment 5878 The spasm twists her facial muscles The spasm straightens her facial muscles metaphor not_entailment 5879 The music accumulates to a crescendo The music builds to a crescendo metaphor entailment 5880 The music accumulates to a crescendo The music breaks to a crescendo metaphor not_entailment 5881 The teapot quivered as the water boiled The teapot shook as the water boiled metaphor entailment 5882 The teapot quivered as the water boiled The teapot soothed as the water boiled metaphor not_entailment 5883 The event dug itself into her memory The event etched itself into her memory metaphor entailment 5884 The event dug itself into her memory The event withdrew itself into her memory metaphor not_entailment 5885 She relaxed into the luxury of life She fell into the luxury of life metaphor entailment 5886 She relaxed into the luxury of life She rose into the luxury of life metaphor not_entailment 5887 Oaths of homage fiercely succeeded Oaths of homage fiercely prevailed metaphor entailment 5888 Oaths of homage fiercely succeeded Oaths of homage fiercely left metaphor not_entailment 5889 He always wore a smile He always has a smile metaphor entailment 5890 He always wore a smile He always hides a smile metaphor not_entailment 5891 They polished off their dinner with a cognac They finished off their dinner with a cognac metaphor entailment 5892 They polished off their dinner with a cognac They started off their dinner with a cognac metaphor not_entailment 5893 His voice beamed up the house His voice echoed up the house metaphor entailment 5894 His voice beamed up the house His voice silenced up the house metaphor not_entailment 5895 He was interwoven in a laughing fit He was involved in a laughing fit metaphor entailment 5896 He was interwoven in a laughing fit He was uninvolved in a laughing fit metaphor not_entailment 5897 The little raindrops diving together stick upon my coat The little raindrops falling together stick upon my coat metaphor entailment 5898 The little raindrops diving together stick upon my coat The little raindrops stopping together stick upon my coat metaphor not_entailment 5899 The Serbs charged the village at night The Serbs attacked the village at night metaphor entailment 5900 The Serbs charged the village at night The Serbs protected the village at night metaphor not_entailment 5901 She spews a lot of nonsense She speaks a lot of nonsense metaphor entailment 5902 She spews a lot of nonsense She avoids a lot of nonsense metaphor not_entailment 5903 His playing birthed him as a Romantic His playing established him as a Romantic metaphor entailment 5904 His playing birthed him as a Romantic His playing denounced him as a Romantic metaphor not_entailment 5905 The party died as soon as she left The party ended as soon as she left metaphor entailment 5906 The party died as soon as she left The party started as soon as she left metaphor not_entailment 5907 He was slapped with a terrible illness that killed him quickly He was stricken with a terrible illness that killed him quickly metaphor entailment 5908 He was slapped with a terrible illness that killed him quickly He was unaffected with a terrible illness that killed him quickly metaphor not_entailment 5909 The politician toppled his rival The politician defeated his rival metaphor entailment 5910 The politician toppled his rival The politician lost to his rival metaphor not_entailment 5911 Her optimism flicked away these worries Her optimism took away these worries metaphor entailment 5912 Her optimism flicked away these worries Her optimism gave away these worries metaphor not_entailment 5913 Their language sways us to believe them Their language tells us to believe them metaphor entailment 5914 Their language sways us to believe them Their language refrains us to believe them metaphor not_entailment 5915 The wildfire ravaged through the forest at an amazing speed The wildfire spread through the forest at an amazing speed metaphor entailment 5916 The wildfire ravaged through the forest at an amazing speed The wildfire halted through the forest at an amazing speed metaphor not_entailment 5917 The avalanche torpedoed anything standing in its way The avalanche destroyed anything standing in its way metaphor entailment 5918 The avalanche torpedoed anything standing in its way The avalanche protected anything standing in its way metaphor not_entailment 5919 The cigarettes rained on his health The cigarettes affected his health metaphor entailment 5920 The cigarettes rained on his health The cigarettes cured his health metaphor not_entailment 5921 The sudden fame burst forth her ego The sudden fame increased her ego metaphor entailment 5922 The sudden fame burst forth her ego The sudden fame decreased her ego metaphor not_entailment 5923 The taste of agony coated thick upon my tongue The taste of agony was thick upon my tongue metaphor entailment 5924 The taste of agony coated thick upon my tongue The taste of agony wasn't thick upon my tongue metaphor not_entailment 5925 Death is flowing at the door Death is coming at the door metaphor entailment 5926 Death is flowing at the door Death is leaving at the door metaphor not_entailment 5927 The hidden sun unfurls with light The hidden sun returns with light metaphor entailment 5928 The hidden sun unfurls with light The hidden sun departs with light metaphor not_entailment 5929 The bullet snuck into her chest The bullet penetrated her chest metaphor entailment 5930 The bullet snuck into her chest The bullet left her chest metaphor not_entailment 5931 They had to ration things out until the Duke arrived They had to sort things out until the Duke arrived metaphor entailment 5932 They had to ration things out until the Duke arrived They had to mess things out until the Duke arrived metaphor not_entailment 5933 I won't stoop to reading other people's mail I won't go to reading other people's mail metaphor entailment 5934 I won't stoop to reading other people's mail I won't stop to reading other people's mail metaphor not_entailment 5935 The stars sparkle in the night sky The stars glow in the night sky metaphor entailment 5936 The stars sparkle in the night sky The stars dim in the night sky metaphor not_entailment 5937 The distinction between the two theories wilted The distinction between the two theories disappear metaphor entailment 5938 The distinction between the two theories wilted The distinction between the two theories appear metaphor not_entailment 5939 The cold petrifies her bones The cold chill her bones metaphor entailment 5940 The cold petrifies her bones The cold warms her bones metaphor not_entailment 5941 Water flooded out of the can into the backpack Water leaked out of the can into the backpack metaphor entailment 5942 Water flooded out of the can into the backpack Water entered into the can from the backpack metaphor not_entailment 5943 My personal feelings sway my judgment in this case My personal feelings influenced my judgment in this case metaphor entailment 5944 My personal feelings sway my judgment in this case My personal feelings nullified my judgment in this case metaphor not_entailment 5945 The night sky flurried with the massive bombardment The night sky burned with the massive bombardment metaphor entailment 5946 The night sky flurried with the massive bombardment The night sky doused with the massive bombardment metaphor not_entailment 5947 Of that faint fragrance spiraling from her soft hair Of that faint fragrance being from her soft hair metaphor entailment 5948 Of that faint fragrance spiraling from her soft hair Of that faint fragrance stagnating in her soft hair metaphor not_entailment 5949 Earthquake hath swam deeply its tale on them Earthquake hath continued deeply its tale on them metaphor entailment 5950 Earthquake hath swam deeply its tale on them Earthquake hath resisted deeply its tale on them metaphor not_entailment 5951 And truth stomached , and righted wrong And truth accepted , and righted wrong metaphor entailment 5952 And truth stomached , and righted wrong And truth denied , and righted wrong metaphor not_entailment 5953 They sent a shudder through my being still They created a shudder through my being still metaphor entailment 5954 They sent a shudder through my being still They reduced a shudder through my being still metaphor not_entailment 5955 They scoured through the job candidates They went through the job candidates metaphor entailment 5956 They scoured through the job candidates They skipped through the job candidates metaphor not_entailment 5957 The meat was transfigured in a fatty gravy The meat was cooked in a fatty gravy metaphor entailment 5958 The meat was transfigured in a fatty gravy The meat was uncooked in a fatty gravy metaphor not_entailment 5959 Stock prices are rocketing higher Stock prices are rising higher metaphor entailment 5960 Stock prices are rocketing higher Stock prices are falling higher metaphor not_entailment 5961 I battled with this decision for years I struggled with this decision for years metaphor entailment 5962 I battled with this decision for years I breezed with this decision for years metaphor not_entailment 5963 His body was twisted by leprosy His body was deformed by leprosy metaphor entailment 5964 His body was twisted by leprosy His body was improved by leprosy metaphor not_entailment 5965 She had to tend to her job and her children She had to manage her job and her children metaphor entailment 5966 She had to tend to her job and her children She had to derange her job and her children metaphor not_entailment 5967 She did not realize that opportunity was waiting at her door She did not realize that opportunity was coming at her door metaphor entailment 5968 She did not realize that opportunity was waiting at her door She did not realize that opportunity was leaving at her door metaphor not_entailment 5969 As I walk through the grey mist that tempers my sight As I walk through the grey mist that blocks my sight metaphor entailment 5970 As I walk through the grey mist that tempers my sight As I walk through the grey mist that enhances my sight metaphor not_entailment 5971 Still waters groove in the wind Still waters sway in the wind metaphor entailment 5972 Still waters groove in the wind Still waters stop in the wind metaphor not_entailment 5973 Lila tweeted: 'Sweet United Nations video. Just in time for Christmas. #imagine #NoReligion http://t.co/fej2v3OUBR' Lila was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 1, 'split': 'train'} entailment 5974 John tweeted: '@mrdahl87 We are rumored to have talked to Erv's agent... and the Angels asked about Ed Escobar... that's hardly nothing ;)' John was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 2, 'split': 'train'} entailment 5975 Maricruz tweeted: 'Hey there! Nice to see you Minnesota/ND Winter Weather ' Maricruz was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 3, 'split': 'train'} entailment 5976 Layson tweeted: '3 episodes left I'm dying over here' Layson was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 4, 'split': 'train'} entailment 5977 Neil tweeted: 'I can't breathe! was chosen as the most notable quote of the year in an annual list released by a Yale University librarian ' Neil was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 5, 'split': 'train'} entailment 5978 Demi tweeted: 'You're never too old for Footie Pajamas. http://t.co/ElzGqsX2yQ' Demi was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 6, 'split': 'train'} entailment 5979 Griffin tweeted: 'Nothing makes me happier then getting on the highway and seeing break lights light up like a Christmas tree.. ' Griffin was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 7, 'split': 'train'} entailment 5980 Christian tweeted: '4:30 an opening my first beer now gonna be a long night/day' Christian was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 8, 'split': 'train'} entailment 5981 Karina tweeted: '@Adam_Klug do you think you would support a guy who knocked out your daughter? Rice doesn't deserve support.' Karina was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 9, 'split': 'train'} entailment 5982 Robert tweeted: '@samcguigan544 You are not allowed to open that until Christmas day!' Robert was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 10, 'split': 'train'} entailment 5983 Trey tweeted: 'Oh, thank GOD - our entire office email system is down... the day of a big event. Santa, you know JUST what to get me for xmas. ' Trey was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 11, 'split': 'train'} entailment 5984 Ethan tweeted: 'But instead, I'm scrolling through Facebook, Instagram, and Twitter for hours on end, accomplishing nothing. ' Ethan was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 12, 'split': 'train'} entailment 5985 Oliver tweeted: '@TargetZonePT :pouting_face: no he bloody isn't I was upstairs getting changed !' Oliver was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 13, 'split': 'train'} entailment 5986 Ivan tweeted: 'Cold or warmth both suffuse one's cheeks with pink (colour/tone) ... Do you understand the underlying difference & its texture?' Ivan was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 14, 'split': 'train'} entailment 5987 Stephenie tweeted: 'Just great when you're mobile bill arrives by text ' Stephenie was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 15, 'split': 'train'} entailment 5988 Dev tweeted: 'crushes are great until you realize they'll never be interested in you.| :p' Dev was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 16, 'split': 'train'} entailment 5989 Kenneth tweeted: 'Buffalo sports media is smarter than all of us. Where else can you get the quality insight offered by Harrington and Busgaglia. ' Kenneth was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 17, 'split': 'train'} entailment 5990 Kassandra tweeted: 'I guess my cat also lost 3 pounds when she went to the vet after I've been feeding her a few times a day.||#Eating|#food| |#WorkingOut' Kassandra was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 18, 'split': 'train'} entailment 5991 Tiffany tweeted: '@YankeesWFAN @Ken_Rosenthal trading a SP for a defense-only SS? Brilliant trade. ' Tiffany was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 19, 'split': 'train'} entailment 5992 Kaitlyn tweeted: 'But @DarklightDave was trying to find us, and my battery died. Guess how he found us? Yes, that bastard wand! !!!!!' Kaitlyn was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 20, 'split': 'train'} entailment 5993 Brody tweeted: '@deputymartinski please do..i need the second hand embarrassment so desperatly on my phone ' Brody was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 21, 'split': 'train'} entailment 5994 Jack tweeted: 'I never cared for Beyonce, bc I could never get a sense of who she was. Her interviews lacked depth. @AZEALIABANKS tho....this girl got IT.' Jack was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 22, 'split': 'train'} entailment 5995 Taliyah tweeted: '@yWTorres9 time to hit the books then ' Taliyah was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 23, 'split': 'train'} entailment 5996 Joyce tweeted: '@RushOrderTees THX4FLW! FLWtheMUSIC @ElektrikEventz @ElektrikMetro WE R #ElektrikBLOOM #ElektrikFANTASY #iwant2DRIFT #Elev8TheUnderground!' Joyce was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 24, 'split': 'train'} entailment 5997 Jolie tweeted: 'Love these cold winter mornings :grimacing_face: best feeling everrrrrrr !' Jolie was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 25, 'split': 'train'} entailment 5998 Christian tweeted: 'Amazingly http://t.co/NEioZuNbLD is not owned by #BHP. They are going to have to shell out some decent money for it. #BHPBilliton #South32' Christian was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 26, 'split': 'train'} entailment 5999 Jaylen tweeted: 'Wish she could have told me herself. @NicoleScherzy #nicolescherzinger #OneLove #myfav #MyQueen :heavy_black_heart:๏ธ:heavy_black_heart:๏ธ http://t.co/queL09fqyr' Jaylen was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 27, 'split': 'train'} entailment 6000 Tanner tweeted: 'The rain has made extra extra lazy:smiling_face_with_open_mouth_and_cold_sweat:' Tanner was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 28, 'split': 'train'} entailment 6001 Soren tweeted: 'I was doing great with this summary of my year until I got to June 27th, and the weekend of @Hartswormx3 's birthday. #rivertrip #groupchat' Soren was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 29, 'split': 'train'} entailment 6002 Jeremiah tweeted: 'see, that MIGHT show up on a background check, and you'd be denied its a catch 22 we have the right to self protection @serpentina66' Jeremiah was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 30, 'split': 'train'} entailment 6003 Joseph tweeted: 'Smh never knew something could be 80% halal....Been muslim my whole life but somehow i've learned something new i guess ' Joseph was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 31, 'split': 'train'} entailment 6004 Ayden tweeted: 'A wonderful day of starting work at 6am ' Ayden was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 32, 'split': 'train'} entailment 6005 Alejandro tweeted: 'i feel like whole life is about waiting waiting and waiting' Alejandro was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 33, 'split': 'train'} entailment 6006 Carly tweeted: '@Pure_playa85 lol :grinning_face_with_smiling_eyes:.. Will let my kids know when they get up in the morning.. Thanks for the tip' Carly was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 34, 'split': 'train'} entailment 6007 Aubriella tweeted: '@RedSox you guys sure screwed this up royally. I'm happy for Lester, the brain trust over there sucks. #nicejob #LesterToChicago' Aubriella was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 35, 'split': 'train'} entailment 6008 Benjamin tweeted: '#Aussie #gunman #was #on terrorist #watch #list, PM #says: SYDNEY โ€“ The gunman who took 17 hostages in Sydney... http://t.co/ibnxdPtu3W' Benjamin was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 36, 'split': 'train'} entailment 6009 "Vance tweeted: 'Twig is now ""Sprig""โ€”3 sec limit on new social video platform #techtalk #editorspick #sillyvine #Tr... https://t.co/0DMkcXpYzq'" Vance was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 37, 'split': 'train'} entailment 6010 Elijah tweeted: '@HEELTeacher and what will that achieve? Seriously?To be fired.all the guys who had the balls to call them out are gone..' Elijah was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 38, 'split': 'train'} entailment 6011 Daniel tweeted: 'Yay for another work at 4am day :neutral_face: ' Daniel was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 39, 'split': 'train'} entailment 6012 Elijah tweeted: 'Physical therapy at 8 am is just what I want to be doing with my Friday #iwanttosleep' Elijah was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 40, 'split': 'train'} entailment 6013 Samuel tweeted: 'Omg @FloptimusCrime didn't tell @giantfootyguy he was in town :face_screaming_in_fear: #trueFriend ' Samuel was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 41, 'split': 'train'} entailment 6014 Elsa tweeted: 'I THOUGHT WHAT WE HAD WAS REAL, HOW COULD YOU BE FINE? COZ I'M NOT FINE AT ALL Oh wait. Fixed the caps lock ^.^ #LaughNow .o.' Elsa was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 42, 'split': 'train'} entailment 6015 "Brenda tweeted: 'HaHaHaHa!! #hypocrisy ""MT @Independent: Katie Hopkins calls Russell Brand a bully..........: http://t.co/DZ05xHiuwl""'" Brenda was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 43, 'split': 'train'} entailment 6016 Colton tweeted: 'That moment when you have so much stuff to do but you open @tumblr ... #productivity #tumblr' Colton was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 44, 'split': 'train'} entailment 6017 Annamary tweeted: 'Lol! I m enjoying it:two_women_holding_hands: #Talks #Crazyness #SheNeverLeft sleepy!! :white_smiling_face:' Annamary was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 45, 'split': 'train'} entailment 6018 Cayden tweeted: 'Luv this ' Cayden was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 46, 'split': 'train'} entailment 6019 "Eduardo tweeted: ': When some naturopaths sell ""aromatic"" herbs the way apothecaries sell noxious poisons. #Naturopath=#Apothecary #Herb=#Poison'" Eduardo was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 47, 'split': 'train'} entailment 6020 Kevin tweeted: '@dixiessixty: Goal of the Season 1970: GOAL 1. Jon Sammels #ARSENAL vs #manutd https://t.co/W1p9bptdT3 @Lloydgallagher3 @bigtant1986' Kevin was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 48, 'split': 'train'} entailment 6021 Anabella tweeted: 'really, what else can a fish be besides a fish? @RBRNetwork1 @TheOldBreed1775 @IndyEnigma @diverdown48' Anabella was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 49, 'split': 'train'} entailment 6022 Parker tweeted: '@malesurvivor72 I think it's a safe bet it won't fit the crime.' Parker was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 50, 'split': 'train'} entailment 6023 Sorin tweeted: 'It will be impossible for me to be late if I start to dress up right now. #studing #university #lazy ' Sorin was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 51, 'split': 'train'} entailment 6024 Cristiano tweeted: 'When you're already running late and then your car won't start <<< #FantasticFriday ' Cristiano was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 52, 'split': 'train'} entailment 6025 Hanna tweeted: 'i decided to become my own boss to have more free time.. now i have no time left whatsoever. ' Hanna was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 53, 'split': 'train'} entailment 6026 Kaleb tweeted: 'loyalty vs. self protection loyalty vs. self protection loyalty vs. self protection loyalty vs. self protection' Kaleb was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 54, 'split': 'train'} entailment 6027 Gavin tweeted: 'American Kids starting playing and now I'm super missing #summer2k14 #kennychesney' Gavin was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 55, 'split': 'train'} entailment 6028 Henry tweeted: '@corporateknight don't know how#Monsanto # among 100 most sustainable Cos in the world sure all parameters are measured#net positive?' Henry was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 56, 'split': 'train'} entailment 6029 Jaden tweeted: 'None of the big, disruptive innovations in our lives have come out of brainstorming. -Bruce Nussbaum http://t.co/ituc6zpusB' Jaden was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 57, 'split': 'train'} entailment 6030 Muhammed tweeted: 'that way people get to understand disabilities and not stare at us funny wen we out and about#IDPwD#disability' Muhammed was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 58, 'split': 'train'} entailment 6031 Avalyn tweeted: '@TheoCorleone @david_maclellan Shit! I better shut my stupid girly mouth because im so concerned about what men might think of me. ' Avalyn was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 59, 'split': 'train'} entailment 6032 Mollie tweeted: 'Why does my tongue feel it necessary to try and touch the high speed tool my dentist has put in my mouth?' Mollie was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 60, 'split': 'train'} entailment 6033 Nahla tweeted: 'Tell me the #Quintessential #Aussie now isn't a Govt paid job & then have the hyde to buy overseas online and pay no GST . mmm #SadButTrue' Nahla was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 61, 'split': 'train'} entailment 6034 "Wyatt tweeted: '@Parlett316 ""Dirk's got a lot of moves I'm trying to steal."" - Kevin Durant on his one-legged fadeway'" Wyatt was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 62, 'split': 'train'} entailment 6035 Zaida tweeted: 'About once a yr I get a little nutty and reach for the orange marmalade. #livingontheedge http://t.co/sF9o6OWE1v' Zaida was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 63, 'split': 'train'} entailment 6036 Jacob tweeted: 'Rogers, that smile just so accurately captures my reaction when I receive an extra high phone bill! http://t.co/vFP1ehx7yL' Jacob was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 64, 'split': 'train'} entailment 6037 "Steven tweeted: 'Whatever happened to the Guano Apes? Did they ever make it ""Big in Japan""? '" Steven was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 65, 'split': 'train'} entailment 6038 Sylvie tweeted: 'Bmw i8 sexy az hell but too slow for the dinero 12.4 in the quarter mile slow #fan of the design feeling the... http://t.co/DELfxN0BpI' Sylvie was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 66, 'split': 'train'} entailment 6039 Aleigha tweeted: 'Let your humility guard your pride ... Vanity shouldn't be allowed to be with such a delicate thing.' Aleigha was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 67, 'split': 'train'} entailment 6040 Kevin tweeted: 'Whenever I get sad about how things are going now, I just think of how awesome the future looks to be. #secondsemester #drumcorps #college' Kevin was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 68, 'split': 'train'} entailment 6041 Andrew tweeted: 'I asked God to protect me from my enemies .. shortly after I started losing friends :flushed_face::hundred_points_symbol: or #naah' Andrew was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 69, 'split': 'train'} entailment 6042 Drevon tweeted: 'Just delivered @DominiqueAnsel #cronuts to @BouchonBakeryRC hmmm its for a customer I hope!!! http://t.co/KDx0FhVqCW' Drevon was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 70, 'split': 'train'} entailment 6043 Miguel tweeted: 'Such . You still have to #praisehim ;)' Miguel was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 71, 'split': 'train'} entailment 6044 Jonah tweeted: 'Hey heyy!!!I....wanna be a rockstar #vscocam hero #vsocam #hero #spiderman http://t.co/9tuskhVYbJ' Jonah was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 72, 'split': 'train'} entailment 6045 Mckenna tweeted: '@MaggieLindemann: . @xSamSecrets123 awk moment when I tweeted first #fakefan !!!!! ' Mckenna was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 73, 'split': 'train'} entailment 6046 Phoenix tweeted: 'Waa mockingjay part 2 tahon depan meh 20 Nov 2015 wtvr Night at the museum 3 #mustwatchb4decemberendssobssobs http://t.co/rAc6XdS56z' Phoenix was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 74, 'split': 'train'} entailment 6047 William tweeted: '@AmbControl999 @HouseofCommons @Ed_Miliband @nick_clegg @David_Cameron nice to see the ambulance service is so important to OUR mps ' William was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 75, 'split': 'train'} entailment 6048 Juan tweeted: 'I love finals week! #justkidding #stressed' Juan was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 76, 'split': 'train'} entailment 6049 James tweeted: '@gracewoods_ fucking copycat, although you're name is mint and the act we share it is probably a cause for alcohol filled celebration!!!' James was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 77, 'split': 'train'} entailment 6050 Antoine tweeted: 'Literally cried when I woke up because I know what this day has in store for me #TheStartOfTechWeek Ready #JustShootMeKnow' Antoine was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 78, 'split': 'train'} entailment 6051 Mckinzey tweeted: '@RashawnFranklin Because I disagree w/ you? Trading three picks for one when you have glaring holes at numerous positions is ass-backwards.' Mckinzey was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 79, 'split': 'train'} entailment 6052 Thiago tweeted: '.@nypost .@Cameron_Gray Oh that makes it all better!!! ' Thiago was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 80, 'split': 'train'} entailment 6053 Angel tweeted: 'Why didn't I start watching the tudors earlier? #iloveit' Angel was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 81, 'split': 'train'} entailment 6054 Kyle tweeted: '@guntrust http://t.co/8ICPDcAoNQ #CHRISTMAS #GIFT GET STARTED AT MAKING MONEY IN SOCIAL MEDIA @ https://t.co/cpJZkEgNe7' Kyle was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 82, 'split': 'train'} entailment 6055 "Giavanna tweeted: 'don't knw how to react everytime sum1 says me being in a wheelchair ""inspires"" them! im just living they same you are dude'" Giavanna was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 83, 'split': 'train'} entailment 6056 Jameson tweeted: 'GET AHT A TAHN!|The Made in PGH Gift Guide https://t.co/ziTWyuzN6a via @getfitpgh' Jameson was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 84, 'split': 'train'} entailment 6057 Lena tweeted: 'On my lunch break so sleepy:sleeping_face:' Lena was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 85, 'split': 'train'} entailment 6058 Laniya tweeted: '#Work#Trains#TheGrind#London#Business#MyHappyFace http://t.co/fdE2iQpuQz' Laniya was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 86, 'split': 'train'} entailment 6059 Riley tweeted: 'dude said I better think hard , so he can take me to cheddars lmao ! ' Riley was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 87, 'split': 'train'} entailment 6060 Nicolas tweeted: 'My #Christmas ritual...part one. #HowTheGrinchStoleChristmas http://t.co/yIJ6tiHmsM' Nicolas was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 88, 'split': 'train'} entailment 6061 Triston tweeted: 'Overcast at Creso. #todayimloving #beachwalk #crescenthead http://t.co/daEk2DAjBg' Triston was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 89, 'split': 'train'} entailment 6062 Nancy tweeted: '2014 can't end fast enough! Stupid dead battery.' Nancy was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 90, 'split': 'train'} entailment 6063 Cristal tweeted: 'Not even 8am and I can already see this is going to be a wonderful day #needmorecoffee' Cristal was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 91, 'split': 'train'} entailment 6064 Kenyatta tweeted: 'I have an idea, how about 911 operators don't ever describe race?||And police have to wear color blind glasses?||' Kenyatta was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 92, 'split': 'train'} entailment 6065 Austin tweeted: '@bustedcoverage but Russell is a good christian fella, he wouldn't do that. ' Austin was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 93, 'split': 'train'} entailment 6066 "Catherine tweeted: 'Apparently my youth group thinks ""Are you kidding me?"" is my default expression--or ""nomal face."" #areyoukiddingme http://t.co/dBARs2XXTa'" Catherine was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 94, 'split': 'train'} entailment 6067 "Parker tweeted: '@jaymohr37 #PSA Hey Jay, I tuned in when u said ""why all the cocaine talk today....after tweeting coke joke saw it's Escobar's 65th '" Parker was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 95, 'split': 'train'} entailment 6068 Mason tweeted: 'Interviewed a turkey & here's what he had to say http://t.co/8fTsTAoTa1 #Thanksgiving' Mason was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 96, 'split': 'train'} entailment 6069 Daniel tweeted: 'Planned on an early night last night.. Oh yaa course that happened.. #gotinterupted' Daniel was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 97, 'split': 'train'} entailment 6070 Owen tweeted: '@MaggieWinter21 your last retweet though ' Owen was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 98, 'split': 'train'} entailment 6071 Vincen tweeted: '2v4 S&D matches are just so fun... ' Vincen was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 99, 'split': 'train'} entailment 6072 Connor tweeted: 'i just loveee bein short and having my sweatpants go all the way under my feet its so fun... :pile_of_poo:' Connor was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 100, 'split': 'train'} entailment 6073 Ashlyn tweeted: 'I love waking up at 8 am on a Saturday morning after going to bed at midnight ' Ashlyn was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 101, 'split': 'train'} entailment 6074 Asher tweeted: 'A day where ruled @twitter, I got followed by @Sarcasmia. Wht a day!! Lollllll.' Asher was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 102, 'split': 'train'} entailment 6075 Shane tweeted: 'Jusuf Nurkic #Bulls RT @JonathanTjarks: He clearly has a lot of talent. Kind of amazing that Denver got him and Gary Harris for McDermott.' Shane was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 103, 'split': 'train'} entailment 6076 Zyaire tweeted: 'I don't even have progress on my thesis tas preparations for our event this thursday :weary_face:' Zyaire was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 104, 'split': 'train'} entailment 6077 Jordan tweeted: 'Gym and I are gonna have a reeeaaalll nice date tomorrow. #imgoingtostruggle #VSFS2014' Jordan was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 105, 'split': 'train'} entailment 6078 Carson tweeted: 'Sony pulled a movie bc we're scared of a country that can't even keep its lights on at night? Even motel 6 can do better than that. #Zing' Carson was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 106, 'split': 'train'} entailment 6079 Delilah tweeted: 'Had a nice 3 hour nap. Picking up my Chinese take-out and set to watch #GuardiansOfTheGalaxy @MyzzCryz I added water chestnuts to my dinner' Delilah was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 107, 'split': 'train'} entailment 6080 Devonte tweeted: '@jepischke @djdurkin The Bears are probably the worst franchise in football at the moment.' Devonte was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 108, 'split': 'train'} entailment 6081 Addisyn tweeted: 'I'm so pissed off at Chicago. Like the people at the airport ruined so many peoples chances of ever meeting the boys :expressionless_face::expressionless_face::expressionless_face:. Way to go ' Addisyn was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 109, 'split': 'train'} entailment 6082 Marios tweeted: 'Hell has frozen over. Literally. #Texas2015.' Marios was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 110, 'split': 'train'} entailment 6083 Isla tweeted: 'Can you write your name on a paper and take a picture ... โ€” I can but I'm busy answering this question oh... http://t.co/hRysVyLpBI' Isla was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 111, 'split': 'train'} entailment 6084 Logan tweeted: 'Its a marshmallow world in the winter :multiple_musical_notes: #getthisoutofmyhead' Logan was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 112, 'split': 'train'} entailment 6085 Acadia tweeted: 'Taking the bike through rainy and cold dark streets to the dentist. Yaaaay. #Somuchfun ' Acadia was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 113, 'split': 'train'} entailment 6086 Milania tweeted: 'Reading about Barack Obama in the Barack #Obama plaza #moneygall oh the http://t.co/sQCIETUrpR' Milania was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 114, 'split': 'train'} entailment 6087 Lila tweeted: 'that is the face of a tired man hahahahah' Lila was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 115, 'split': 'train'} entailment 6088 Aayan tweeted: 'We want turkey!! ' Aayan was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 116, 'split': 'train'} entailment 6089 Emilee tweeted: '@winelibrarian happy to be of some small service ;) @Case4Cleveland @brad4word' Emilee was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 117, 'split': 'train'} entailment 6090 Angella tweeted: 'Choose your words carefully hurting someone feelings is not the right way to go.' Angella was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 118, 'split': 'train'} entailment 6091 Adella tweeted: 'What a joke. Thanks for the detailed response and communication with your customers. @AskPlayStation @PlayStation' Adella was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 119, 'split': 'train'} entailment 6092 Angelique tweeted: '@MohammadFarooq_ Asalamoalekum... :smiling_face_with_open_mouth: kesay mizaj ? Thank you so much. It was posted on 2nd December 2013. Already there. :smiling_face_with_halo:' Angelique was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 120, 'split': 'train'} entailment 6093 Arianna tweeted: 'Feeling artsy tonight. #artsy#homealone#vienna#studentlife @ b&e's apartment http://t.co/Ct85mmtf5H' Arianna was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 121, 'split': 'train'} entailment 6094 "Colin tweeted: 'showed mom this picture of me and @sopitlikeitshot & says ""this is grunge"" and she goes ""haha!! I love it!"" #momgoals http://t.co/LTe1NGODMk'" Colin was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 122, 'split': 'train'} entailment 6095 Mason tweeted: '@TharaAzzam explains why Inter went all Calciopoli over Juventus...' Mason was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 123, 'split': 'train'} entailment 6096 Bethany tweeted: 'I pray God comes back in America and saves us all.' Bethany was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 124, 'split': 'train'} entailment 6097 Zalman tweeted: '#Libby #Lane #appointment: #Women #bishops #debate #over: The appointment of the Reverend Libby Lane as the... http://t.co/YOj9HVUa8n' Zalman was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 125, 'split': 'train'} entailment 6098 Luca tweeted: 'Sad that when someone drinks they treat you like shit and won't talk to you.' Luca was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 126, 'split': 'train'} entailment 6099 Janelle tweeted: 'We provide a structure that ensures you will successfully invest in real estate. http://t.co/vSLRBIOhyr @backofficeguru' Janelle was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 127, 'split': 'train'} entailment 6100 Maximilian tweeted: '@FoxNews Ask a liberal and he will tell you Obama got us out of Iraq and won the Afghan war...and no one ever died under his watch.' Maximilian was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 128, 'split': 'train'} entailment 6101 Marko tweeted: 'Why am I sick? *looks at other tweets* oh yeah sex... #lame' Marko was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 129, 'split': 'train'} entailment 6102 Emiah tweeted: 'working a double on 2 hours of sleep here we go let's get it ' Emiah was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 130, 'split': 'train'} entailment 6103 Sean tweeted: 'For those of you that LOVE this time of year. https://t.co/r6utbrXVrU' Sean was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 131, 'split': 'train'} entailment 6104 Alan tweeted: 'In other news i havent had a good nights sleep in a week. I feel great. ' Alan was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 132, 'split': 'train'} entailment 6105 Elle tweeted: 'The pure #reality of . http://t.co/wokWEvDvrp' Elle was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 133, 'split': 'train'} entailment 6106 Samone tweeted: '#DIY. Change your #MobileCover every day now. Enjoy! http://t.co/FbDDXMien9' Samone was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 134, 'split': 'train'} entailment 6107 Luis tweeted: 'Happy 2nd anniversary to me in SGV. Happy OT here in client. Woohoo. I loooooove my job. Super. More years to go!!!!!!!!! ' Luis was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 135, 'split': 'train'} entailment 6108 Jovanie tweeted: '@Vh1Supersonic Cause of all the things in life this seems to be in #Balance. |Music- Medicine, @Vh1Supersonic - Doctor|#SuperDayLineUp' Jovanie was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 136, 'split': 'train'} entailment 6109 Jayden tweeted: '@HarrietBaldwin @OkieVision I guess that means MSM will dig something up to smear Barkley now.#Ferguson' Jayden was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 137, 'split': 'train'} entailment 6110 Ashlee tweeted: 'Jimi Agbaje is a fine man...in respect to public service what notable landmark has he achieved? Tested|Jimi... http://t.co/MCNlrZffAO' Ashlee was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 138, 'split': 'train'} entailment 6111 Kaylie tweeted: '@letote good thing we had enough #whitewine and #christmastrees to survive if needed. #chardsohard #fashion ;)' Kaylie was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 139, 'split': 'train'} entailment 6112 Jackson tweeted: '@DFDSUKUpdates why all the delays? happy' Jackson was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 140, 'split': 'train'} entailment 6113 Candie tweeted: 'The fun part about 4 am drives in the winter, is no one has cleaned the snow yet ' Candie was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 141, 'split': 'train'} entailment 6114 Brady tweeted: 'I miss the days when all my close friends lived in the same city.' Brady was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 142, 'split': 'train'} entailment 6115 Jaden tweeted: 'so it's claimed that 99% of all russian athletes take performance enhancing drugs. there is a surprise ' Jaden was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 143, 'split': 'train'} entailment 6116 Joseph tweeted: '@SQLSophist is that ?' Joseph was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 144, 'split': 'train'} entailment 6117 Maci tweeted: 'Shoutout to my mom for being hella supportive of me ' Maci was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 145, 'split': 'train'} entailment 6118 Sofia tweeted: '@Sidra__PTI you may also see flags of ISIS with him is this govt and ch nisar don't admit :'(' Sofia was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 146, 'split': 'train'} entailment 6119 Kyle tweeted: '@JordanNoftall that's funny ' Kyle was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 147, 'split': 'train'} entailment 6120 Isabelle tweeted: 'Do you want more period related post or do you like how I post some personal things here on Instagram? http://t.co/VQWDOxB2RU' Isabelle was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 148, 'split': 'train'} entailment 6121 Annie tweeted: 'http://t.co/nKXYmio8V6 #AnalScreen #Exotic Exotic brunette gets her little tight butt nailed right on the office desk' Annie was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 149, 'split': 'train'} entailment 6122 Tristan tweeted: '@mmamania what time is the UFC press conference tomorrow with names of numerous fighters getting cut ' Tristan was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 150, 'split': 'train'} entailment 6123 Bennett tweeted: '#Terror on high Seas ...|Fishing boat, allegedly from #Pakistan, blows up at sea ...... http://t.co/V6G1zx2s4f' Bennett was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 151, 'split': 'train'} entailment 6124 Ryan tweeted: '#what#matters#to#me#is#gym#holidays#work#the#hell#out http://t.co/HBofXwvQPe' Ryan was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 152, 'split': 'train'} entailment 6125 Tyler tweeted: 'I like listening to dads truck drivers tell me about them going to the strip joint and their old lady getting mad at them over it :face_with_tears_of_joy:' Tyler was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 153, 'split': 'train'} entailment 6126 Brayden tweeted: '@baltimoresun Hate it. Go back to the old format please.' Brayden was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 154, 'split': 'train'} entailment 6127 Anirudh tweeted: '@nfullers98 its a week joke I have with Jessica and my niece:person_raising_both_hands_in_celebration:' Anirudh was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 155, 'split': 'train'} entailment 6128 Teressa tweeted: '@Moose_eBooks You seriously bought a giant TV to play in the box?' Teressa was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 156, 'split': 'train'} entailment 6129 Abigayle tweeted: 'Haha who the fuck says that to someone#TrueGentlemen ' Abigayle was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 157, 'split': 'train'} entailment 6130 John tweeted: 'If you don't want Hall to eventually ask for a trade then hope for consistency in the message. Change too much you might as well start over' John was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 158, 'split': 'train'} entailment 6131 Cole tweeted: '@RobertH1946 @EverydaySexism wow. That here though, sorry grandpa, we use mac these days #WelcomeToTheWorld #NeverArgueWithFools' Cole was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 159, 'split': 'train'} entailment 6132 Abel tweeted: '@MyzzCryz I liked the first one. Never cared enough to watch the sequel(s?). That said, I will only watch the #reboot because of #ChrisPratt' Abel was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 160, 'split': 'train'} entailment 6133 Alexander tweeted: '#working.blues.enough.vacation.days http://t.co/zSTyQiRUt5' Alexander was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 161, 'split': 'train'} entailment 6134 "Treyton tweeted: '@PeterEgan6 The badger crusade continues.|""Gloucestershire badger patrols triggered by illegal trapping fears""|http://t.co/rF5aAmpC5n'" Treyton was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 162, 'split': 'train'} entailment 6135 Jozie tweeted: '@BrandonTierney I also support instantly murdering 12 year olds with fake plastic guns in public parks...' Jozie was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 163, 'split': 'train'} entailment 6136 Kolbie tweeted: 'Auntie just called and said shes on her way..|I better get dressed then :astonished_face::face_with_tears_of_joy::face_with_tears_of_joy:' Kolbie was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 164, 'split': 'train'} entailment 6137 Madyson tweeted: 'Ahhh 7 a.m bedtimes, how I've missed you #examproblems' Madyson was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 165, 'split': 'train'} entailment 6138 Sebastian tweeted: 'Nerd #piccollage having a bit of fun with Georgia #nerd#chistmas #sillybilly @ chilling on my comfy... http://t.co/J3z63mwKHt' Sebastian was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 166, 'split': 'train'} entailment 6139 Jaime tweeted: '@mrjamieeast I think it was the hotel owners...' Jaime was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 167, 'split': 'train'} entailment 6140 Kaliya tweeted: '@SincerelyTumblr: One day I want to travel with my bestfriend :earth_globe_asia-australia::airplane:๏ธ http://t.co/AXD3Ax5qC1 DONE DID TRAVELED DA WORLD!! @Bethanycsmithh :heavy_black_heart:๏ธ' Kaliya was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 168, 'split': 'train'} entailment 6141 Christopher tweeted: '@SouthamptonFC @LFC @SkySports Again fans come second. Thanks again ' Christopher was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 169, 'split': 'train'} entailment 6142 Adrian tweeted: 'When you return in kind then so called friends label you as being unkind. :)' Adrian was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 170, 'split': 'train'} entailment 6143 Avril tweeted: 'Sometimes i just dont understand anything|#stubborn http://t.co/nwhIEP4VWz' Avril was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 171, 'split': 'train'} entailment 6144 Jayden tweeted: 'That was the cutest thing ever :smiling_face_with_heart-shaped_eyes::face_throwing_a_kiss:' Jayden was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 172, 'split': 'train'} entailment 6145 Rihanna tweeted: 'Oh how I love that my ass is too big to fit into my jeans anymore. #bigbootybitches' Rihanna was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 173, 'split': 'train'} entailment 6146 Aniyah tweeted: '@LifeCheating doesn't lucky and fortunate mean the same thing? ' Aniyah was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 174, 'split': 'train'} entailment 6147 Hector tweeted: 'I enjoy stealing my husband hat every once in awhile :smiling_face_with_heart-shaped_eyes::face_throwing_a_kiss::flushed_face: #heyyall #GoodMorning http://t.co/LknoOm7VSb' Hector was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 175, 'split': 'train'} entailment 6148 Kailash tweeted: '@SPmilkshake @MikeRTrice @neiltyson His tweet in the context of his history is what makes it a clear bait.' Kailash was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 176, 'split': 'train'} entailment 6149 Mallory tweeted: 'Insanity is doing the same thing twice and expecting different results' Mallory was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 177, 'split': 'train'} entailment 6150 Anastasia tweeted: '3 hours sleep yay loving life ' Anastasia was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 178, 'split': 'train'} entailment 6151 Joshua tweeted: 'wow, look at you hotshot. #isthatajoke' Joshua was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 179, 'split': 'train'} entailment 6152 Kyden tweeted: '@dirtydeathdog Can't wait to play the #BFHardline Beta with you XD #Epic' Kyden was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 180, 'split': 'train'} entailment 6153 "Mary tweeted: 'Contemplating responding to @charliejnwalker's tweet saying ""what remains of their pride"" but not sure how well that will go down '" Mary was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 181, 'split': 'train'} entailment 6154 Emilio tweeted: 'Having to be up in four hours sounds great ' Emilio was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 182, 'split': 'train'} entailment 6155 Delilah tweeted: 'OH and now the District line has major signal failures and delays FANTASTIC!!! ' Delilah was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 183, 'split': 'train'} entailment 6156 Giovani tweeted: '@ScottishFA @RaeComm @ChampionsLeague sure that will end well ' Giovani was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 184, 'split': 'train'} entailment 6157 John tweeted: 'Country music & photo editing, my type of morning :black_sun_with_rays:๏ธ:multiple_musical_notes:' John was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 185, 'split': 'train'} entailment 6158 Christopher tweeted: 'LOL.. Micromax is promising that service? http://t.co/AxG11utGOD' Christopher was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 186, 'split': 'train'} entailment 6159 Noah tweeted: 'Its so hard to choose between the pleasure and the pain #Girl #December #Love #Dream #Strong http://t.co/GZH8Oqft9y' Noah was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 187, 'split': 'train'} entailment 6160 Citlalli tweeted: '@PowerTripKFAN Adrian was raised that way and he made it to the NFL. Maybe he thought that would motivate his kid to get there too? ' Citlalli was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 188, 'split': 'train'} entailment 6161 "Urijah tweeted: 'She heard Him cry and His little fingers & toes were counted and Mary exclaimed ""He's PERFECT!"" Oh Mary, you so cray cray. '" Urijah was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 189, 'split': 'train'} entailment 6162 Trevor tweeted: 'My secret name is lizard squad. I like to ruin people's fun time. Follow and rt to a billion and you'll have fun. #psn #giveitup' Trevor was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 190, 'split': 'train'} entailment 6163 Joshua tweeted: 'Sexist article in the Daily Fail about men wasting money on cycling - accompanied by recommendation for a handbag costing ยฃ999. ' Joshua was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 191, 'split': 'train'} entailment 6164 London tweeted: '@Justen_G you tweet about having a flip phone? Now that's the definition of ' London was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 192, 'split': 'train'} entailment 6165 Isais tweeted: '@G_Wade_TooFlyy yea we was we too only a couple schools played black & not its a black dominate game ' Isais was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 193, 'split': 'train'} entailment 6166 Rowan tweeted: 'Don't forget to join @midtown_1015 for #Steak Night tonight starting at 4pm! #nyc #food #foodie' Rowan was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 194, 'split': 'train'} entailment 6167 Michael tweeted: '@andreamarchant @tortugarouge I don't think I've ever seen Love Actually all the way through. I tried once last year. I don't remember it.' Michael was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 195, 'split': 'train'} entailment 6168 Jenson tweeted: '@lionhart32 @Dosta1 @BSButcher My,Nephew stopped a lot. His long hair. looks like a drug dealer. Never smoked anything Pills?not an aspirin.' Jenson was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 196, 'split': 'train'} entailment 6169 Kieran tweeted: '#QZ8501 asks permission to #takeoff: #towercontrol of #Surubaya: yeah..y can go...away.' Kieran was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 197, 'split': 'train'} entailment 6170 Jayden tweeted: '@RedFMIndia @SunburnFestival |Answer 2- More than 150 artists |#WinSunburnPasses' Jayden was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 198, 'split': 'train'} entailment 6171 Jocelyn tweeted: '@michelledean @AVAETC not playing out in the provinces like, oh, Mississippi. ' Jocelyn was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 199, 'split': 'train'} entailment 6172 Arely tweeted: 'Church sign of the day: How would you feel if we celebrated your birthday without you? :speak-no-evil_monkey: #StoleEm #TheReasonForTheSeason' Arely was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 200, 'split': 'train'} entailment 6173 Victor tweeted: '@Rich_Herrera_4: @pcon34 IT HAS THE WORD MAN IN IT!! Just as sexist as saying mail man instead of mail carrier. #MichiganMan' Victor was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 201, 'split': 'train'} entailment 6174 Edison tweeted: 'Did you know ? If you are reading this right now you are not blind...lol. ' Edison was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 202, 'split': 'train'} entailment 6175 Dakota tweeted: '@Nettaaaaaaaa @deray yeah & we wont talk about how the bodies of the 2 cops killed in BK were ambulanced immediately. Elitism at its finest.' Dakota was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 203, 'split': 'train'} entailment 6176 Porter tweeted: 'Love this weather ' Porter was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 204, 'split': 'train'} entailment 6177 Judith tweeted: '@MagicalBlondess Psssst. You spelt 'thing' wrong ||' Judith was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 205, 'split': 'train'} entailment 6178 Allyson tweeted: 'http://t.co/ZcHdGJZrhQ What Day is the Sabbath? #follow #Jesus #Christ #FBC #FBCJAX http://t.co/QhJfErumW1' Allyson was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 206, 'split': 'train'} entailment 6179 Fernando tweeted: ' tough day in sun #kitsch#funny @ Costa Teguise Lanzarote http://t.co/3D5qjIyh0z' Fernando was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 207, 'split': 'train'} entailment 6180 Jaxon tweeted: '@BFBulletin if @tiggr_ exclude BF3 maps from the poll... I am going to RIOT!! I really want Seine Crossing back :loudly_crying_face: :loudly_crying_face:|I would pay for it!!' Jaxon was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 208, 'split': 'train'} entailment 6181 Lila tweeted: 'I love 14 hour shifts :weary_face::weary_face::weary_face:' Lila was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 209, 'split': 'train'} entailment 6182 Jones tweeted: 'The whole #Misogyny thing is hanging in there with Women from the right . A cat fight now ?, imagine pulling that on the left #pmlive' Jones was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 210, 'split': 'train'} entailment 6183 Ayla tweeted: 'Yea, yea that's logical. ' Ayla was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 211, 'split': 'train'} entailment 6184 Melvyn tweeted: 'Over on CBS at noon is #BALvsMIA. FOX has #SEAvsPHI after the #Saints. #NFL' Melvyn was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 212, 'split': 'train'} entailment 6185 Gabriel tweeted: 'So Aaron sorkin goes on @todayshow to talk about not liking the media talking about Sony hack? Using media to bitch about media? ' Gabriel was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 213, 'split': 'train'} entailment 6186 Olena tweeted: 'you have no argument because you're insane|@RBRNetwork1 @Steven_Swenson @TheLexZane @SSGAngle @JoeHilgerman @DanMartin_cards' Olena was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 214, 'split': 'train'} entailment 6187 Karsen tweeted: '#FergusonRiotTips Remember, the only way ppl listen is if you burn down their stores||#Ferguson #VitoandVito #WAARMedia #tcot #ycot' Karsen was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 215, 'split': 'train'} entailment 6188 Kevin tweeted: 'My fingers smell like lavashak :)' Kevin was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 216, 'split': 'train'} entailment 6189 Mckinna tweeted: '#notcies #eu Juncker receives birthday surprise: One million signatures opposing TTIP and CETA http://t.co/f3knbTnus8' Mckinna was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 217, 'split': 'train'} entailment 6190 Paulina tweeted: '#Forever #Young, Forever #Out, Forever in #our #hearts. |#RIP #PhillipJoelHughes. @vCricketAU @CricketAus' Paulina was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 218, 'split': 'train'} entailment 6191 Norah tweeted: 'Last day in Naples with my Emma girl! :palm_tree::black_sun_with_rays:#soeasytotakeapicwithatoddler #19wksandcounting... http://t.co/Xb43RmsXAj' Norah was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 219, 'split': 'train'} entailment 6192 Lorelai tweeted: 'Say no more.... #bigclub http://t.co/ALcQQsASsY' Lorelai was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 220, 'split': 'train'} entailment 6193 Jazlyn tweeted: '@MyzzCryz anytime! Cash is acceptable every where. And can be used toward whatever they want/need.' Jazlyn was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 221, 'split': 'train'} entailment 6194 Jonathan tweeted: '@steigerwaldino Nah, it's better we all act like the North Korean govt and police people's private thoughts. ' Jonathan was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 222, 'split': 'train'} entailment 6195 John tweeted: '@haugenma my 7-year-old got it for me! I think Macy's http://t.co/JriDbimgYg' John was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 223, 'split': 'train'} entailment 6196 Fabian tweeted: 'Blowing your nose so hard your ears pop is the greatest way to start a Wednesday. ' Fabian was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 224, 'split': 'train'} entailment 6197 Ryder tweeted: 'Today's court proceedings, allowing prisoners access to books in England & Wales, surely confirms it's time to limit judicial review. ' Ryder was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 225, 'split': 'train'} entailment 6198 Baron tweeted: 'Yay I love being awake at 5 in the morning :grinning_face::pistol: ' Baron was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 226, 'split': 'train'} entailment 6199 Degan tweeted: 'Off to a slow start this morning . :weary_face:' Degan was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 227, 'split': 'train'} entailment 6200 Hugo tweeted: '@MatthewWRossi getting power from wind is so outdated and unsightly, we should be siphoning it directly from the sun by now. ' Hugo was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 228, 'split': 'train'} entailment 6201 Isaiah tweeted: 'Really looked forward to waking up this early for finals...... ' Isaiah was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 229, 'split': 'train'} entailment 6202 Osman tweeted: 'Oh how I love listening to Fox News in the background while opening presents. ' Osman was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 230, 'split': 'train'} entailment 6203 Dominick tweeted: 'Those bad Anonymous and Occupy people did it all because they support white supremacy ' Dominick was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 231, 'split': 'train'} entailment 6204 Lilah tweeted: '@Big6domino @CNN Well that's a completely well reasoned and thought out argument. You've changed my mind!!! #Ferguson ' Lilah was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 232, 'split': 'train'} entailment 6205 Lylah tweeted: '@badassbraeden Yeah no I'm still laughing. It's not even that funny and I'm still laughing' Lylah was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 233, 'split': 'train'} entailment 6206 Colten tweeted: '@bgracely @Horn_Chris gotta be a joke about tootin a Horn somewhere' Colten was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 234, 'split': 'train'} entailment 6207 Deandre tweeted: 'Gotta go out with him and the third,forth,fifth...wheels.| #WinterThought' Deandre was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 235, 'split': 'train'} entailment 6208 Chase tweeted: 'Cc: @JohnCropp My last tweet. Wayne's World is a great movie. ' Chase was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 236, 'split': 'train'} entailment 6209 Benjamin tweeted: '@nacholeber @SageRosenfels18 zero place for that. when the karma train finds Raiola, I hope it has a full head of steam' Benjamin was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 237, 'split': 'train'} entailment 6210 Weston tweeted: 'Earn cash by Posting & Tweeting! |http://t.co/2667mS1bHz ||Get started at http://t.co/GViBiZ4ZsH||#CashForContainers #homebasedbusiness #LOL' Weston was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 238, 'split': 'train'} entailment 6211 Orion tweeted: 'Oracle on Windows 2000. This should be fun! ' Orion was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 239, 'split': 'train'} entailment 6212 Marc tweeted: 'last day of classes #trill except finals whoop ' Marc was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 240, 'split': 'train'} entailment 6213 Skyler tweeted: 'YOU blame him for everything else @RBRNetwork1 @1_Free_Man @TheLexZane @Anan_VII @ABPT_Rocket @DrPenisWrinkle @kusun0' Skyler was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 241, 'split': 'train'} entailment 6214 Roberta tweeted: 'With dropping oil prices, thank goodness #PMHarper has worked so hard trying to tie our economy to the oil & gas sector. #cdnpoli' Roberta was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 242, 'split': 'train'} entailment 6215 Joshua tweeted: 'when singing along to songs in Korean and there is a part in English, I sing it with a Korean accent. WHY.' Joshua was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 243, 'split': 'train'} entailment 6216 Josephine tweeted: 'save your work folks. i'm offically cntrl-alt-deleting this week.' Josephine was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 244, 'split': 'train'} entailment 6217 Steven tweeted: 'I'm glad Andy can tweet all day but not text me back. #loved ' Steven was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 245, 'split': 'train'} entailment 6218 "Marissa tweeted: ': When some masseuses offer ""soothing"" massages the way reviewers offer stinging criticisms. #Masseuse=#Reviewer #Massage=#Criticism'" Marissa was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 246, 'split': 'train'} entailment 6219 Ramon tweeted: '@PdpNigeria#it shows you that APC is a free and fair party#run by intellectuals#and this is what we call democracy dictatorship#' Ramon was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 247, 'split': 'train'} entailment 6220 Bryson tweeted: '@panndder @MyLittleBloggie @bloisolson How dare you accuse me of being a boomer.' Bryson was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 248, 'split': 'train'} entailment 6221 Dylan tweeted: 'Hungry and hungover #a #good #day' Dylan was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 249, 'split': 'train'} entailment 6222 Christian tweeted: 'Oi na how am I functioning right now #sleepdeprived' Christian was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 250, 'split': 'train'} entailment 6223 Christopher tweeted: '@loveeallyy I literally do not know' Christopher was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 251, 'split': 'train'} entailment 6224 Laela tweeted: '@mahobili @DrAwab What does PTI do apart from whining? #Youthiacrasy' Laela was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 252, 'split': 'train'} entailment 6225 Melody tweeted: 'True http://t.co/38hrutRf0r' Melody was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 253, 'split': 'train'} entailment 6226 Micah tweeted: '@eXoAnnihilator @roIIerCosta @KSIOlajidebt tells someone to spell correctly while completely fucking up his tweet ' Micah was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 254, 'split': 'train'} entailment 6227 Aiden tweeted: 'My solo costume so far is Charcoal Grey Bottoms.... making some real progress. ' Aiden was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 255, 'split': 'train'} entailment 6228 Noah tweeted: 'Pay Ghost Soldiers in Iraq & cut pay of US #Military. #keepyourpromise @SenateDems @Senate_GOPs @thejointstaff http://t.co/353PkrO9yC' Noah was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 256, 'split': 'train'} entailment 6229 Liam tweeted: '...but then it started itself and made the Windows noise. So starts this exciting day of mine...! ' Liam was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 257, 'split': 'train'} entailment 6230 Yeraldy tweeted: '@sammiecurtis_ me and you are the only ones that love it :smiling_face_with_open_mouth_and_tightly-closed_eyes::father_christmas::party_popper::multiple_musical_notes:' Yeraldy was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 258, 'split': 'train'} entailment 6231 Eli tweeted: 'In need of a rose winee:wine_glass::wine_glass:' Eli was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 259, 'split': 'train'} entailment 6232 Henry tweeted: 'Yesterday #PeshawarAttack was a top tag and today the only thing twitter nation seems to be concerned about is #PTIKeptPakFirst ' Henry was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 260, 'split': 'train'} entailment 6233 "Ethan tweeted: 'My whole life is just ""oh ok"".'" Ethan was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 261, 'split': 'train'} entailment 6234 Cora tweeted: 'Leg snapped alike a twig and after I completed my front flip I screamed like a hungry newborn baby' Cora was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 262, 'split': 'train'} entailment 6235 Dylon tweeted: '#succes #it #is #about #what #we #see #if #we just #keep #hope #and #never #give #up #success #is... http://t.co/bCjdQqzo1k' Dylon was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 263, 'split': 'train'} entailment 6236 Isaac tweeted: 'I can already tell today is going to be a wonderful day ' Isaac was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 264, 'split': 'train'} entailment 6237 Christian tweeted: '@junior_miller @gordonkeith Junior got a rim shot for a 'rim job' joke. ' Christian was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 265, 'split': 'train'} entailment 6238 Addilyn tweeted: 'Found out the reason that weekend closer makes my life miserable is because I'm atheist. #hypocrite #atheistproblems #serverproblems' Addilyn was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 266, 'split': 'train'} entailment 6239 Keegan tweeted: 'Staying #casual #monday #funday #ootd #fashion #style #allyouneedisstyle #todayimwearing http://t.co/tpuVqw7K4s' Keegan was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 267, 'split': 'train'} entailment 6240 Jayden tweeted: '@QararaRasha so so problematic.. God bless her. It's a shame what've we done to pakistan. :(' Jayden was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 268, 'split': 'train'} entailment 6241 Laylani tweeted: '#TortureReport trending; I wasn't aware J.K. Rowling released her new book. ' Laylani was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 269, 'split': 'train'} entailment 6242 Thomas tweeted: '@patevans @grbj Too Sad... LOCAL NOW!' Thomas was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 270, 'split': 'train'} entailment 6243 Ryan tweeted: '@C_o_r_g_i wtf thanks for saying bye ' Ryan was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 271, 'split': 'train'} entailment 6244 Sabrina tweeted: 'Ahh gotta love those December electric bills. ' Sabrina was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 272, 'split': 'train'} entailment 6245 Andrew tweeted: ' dead? Why is this stupidest of memes still perpetuated?' Andrew was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 273, 'split': 'train'} entailment 6246 Yosef tweeted: 'When someone with retrica wali picture complains about how many filters someone has used in their picture to look pretty..' Yosef was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 274, 'split': 'train'} entailment 6247 Bronson tweeted: 'Great, I've got a lung infection. This is fun. :/ | #notfun #miserable' Bronson was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 275, 'split': 'train'} entailment 6248 Tyler tweeted: 'Jeez it's a lovely morning out!! :dash_symbol::droplet::splashing_sweat_symbol: :thumbs_down_sign: #Ireland #December' Tyler was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 276, 'split': 'train'} entailment 6249 Trevor tweeted: '@Jaee_ThaPrince I need a spot for my birthday' Trevor was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 277, 'split': 'train'} entailment 6250 Sean tweeted: '@Redsaint76 I don't think. I know!' Sean was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 278, 'split': 'train'} entailment 6251 Cylas tweeted: 'I love when people leave their smelly shoes in my car. It makes my car smell great! ' Cylas was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 279, 'split': 'train'} entailment 6252 Declan tweeted: '@sportstalksc what's the rush? His leg is still attached right? #dr.dabo' Declan was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 280, 'split': 'train'} entailment 6253 Jesus tweeted: '50 mph winds make a great hair fan for a photo shoot. :smiling_face_with_open_mouth:' Jesus was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 281, 'split': 'train'} entailment 6254 Isaac tweeted: 'Gotta love working the day after Christmas #smellya' Isaac was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 282, 'split': 'train'} entailment 6255 "Isabel tweeted: 'Is ""I have to go...my gelding is struggling with dystocia"" a valid excuse...I just want to see the (lack of) reaction #whenyouseeit '" Isabel was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 283, 'split': 'train'} entailment 6256 Brenen tweeted: '.@ChipBrent I love the #gamergate concept of harassing and spamming porn at any critics as proof that you're not a hate group. ' Brenen was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 284, 'split': 'train'} entailment 6257 Caydence tweeted: 'The thing I love the most about coming into work early? Having everyone ask me why I'm here so early. Gets me every time. #annoying' Caydence was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 285, 'split': 'train'} entailment 6258 Matthew tweeted: 'Thanks @AirAsia, for nothing. All my family were flying with you from KL to attend my wedding. #everyonecanfly #AdelaideRouteCancelled' Matthew was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 286, 'split': 'train'} entailment 6259 Liam tweeted: '@CNN9ja @bbgalad#he didn't know that before putting him there#they all reck our country#PDP clans do not deserve another day even months' Liam was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 287, 'split': 'train'} entailment 6260 Evan tweeted: '@kennobish could do with someone making me a hot chocolate right now ahaha' Evan was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 288, 'split': 'train'} entailment 6261 Celia tweeted: 'me at restaurants: Is there wi-fi?|me at beach: Is there wi-fi?|me at family parties: Is there wi-fi?|me in hell: Is there wi-fi? #wifi' Celia was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 289, 'split': 'train'} entailment 6262 Andre tweeted: 'Love it when your typing at work and a spider comes out from the keyboard and hangs out between your fingers... :see-no-evil_monkey:' Andre was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 290, 'split': 'train'} entailment 6263 Chase tweeted: 'Don't #text and #drive either. http://t.co/OXybfwwWb6 http://t.co/fgOCRS5kre http://t.co/fBpsjk6yyk' Chase was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 291, 'split': 'train'} entailment 6264 Rivers tweeted: '@JimHumbert @GotNewsDotCom Really?! Unbelievable! U mean he was a Thug & Criminal? ' Rivers was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 292, 'split': 'train'} entailment 6265 Jayce tweeted: 'Always gonna be an uphill battle, sometimes I'm gonna have to lose.' Jayce was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 293, 'split': 'train'} entailment 6266 Miranda tweeted: 'Today I don't feel like doing anything|' Miranda was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 294, 'split': 'train'} entailment 6267 Judah tweeted: 'http://t.co/TUqXSWNBuP In light of the #Murders of two NYPD Officers inspired by #IcantBreathe should... http://t.co/nMYE90O4in' Judah was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 295, 'split': 'train'} entailment 6268 Samuel tweeted: '@alewnes7 he def came out the closet on that AND 1 dunk #rudygay' Samuel was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 296, 'split': 'train'} entailment 6269 Ryan tweeted: 'People at my school only talk about sex and drugs. So awesome ' Ryan was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 297, 'split': 'train'} entailment 6270 Deklen tweeted: 'Perfect time to get really sick :tired_face::face_with_medical_mask:' Deklen was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 298, 'split': 'train'} entailment 6271 Salara tweeted: '@nelsonicolee funny ' Salara was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 299, 'split': 'train'} entailment 6272 Jasean tweeted: 'The #hardest thing's #knowing & #having the #faith to #keep #going http://t.co/qMBU7EEag3' Jasean was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 300, 'split': 'train'} entailment 6273 Timothy tweeted: 'Bush 'fully informed' of CIA methods http://t.co/qRvvPVrjVh No?? Really?? Shocking... ' Timothy was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 301, 'split': 'train'} entailment 6274 Riley tweeted: 'Your Jedi mind tricks don't work on me service guy. |Glad I dropped the car off for the oil change instead of Av.' Riley was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 302, 'split': 'train'} entailment 6275 Jaxson tweeted: 'I often worry that wealth doesn't have enough influence in society, so pleased to see this being addressed http://t.co/2U3PerpZQz' Jaxson was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 303, 'split': 'train'} entailment 6276 Naudia tweeted: '@TheView,@WhoopiGoldberg, women say 1 man asltd them, y so long 2 say sumtin? & the young 1s, where the parents? Hotel wit grn ass man? Smh' Naudia was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 304, 'split': 'train'} entailment 6277 "Grant tweeted: 'Some ""new"" vinyl on the turntable tonight. Here's to you Joe. @TheClash #JoeStrummer #Sandinista http://t.co/2N3ZjJZYQo'" Grant was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 305, 'split': 'train'} entailment 6278 Anastasia tweeted: '@maxsnape1 who you calling bottle job I'll take teeth. Yeah I'm game mate, at training tonight too, I'll remember your hat ' Anastasia was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 306, 'split': 'train'} entailment 6279 "Sofia tweeted: 'To all those who held back in #2014 start again in #2015 as.. ""@SanFranciscoVC: It's never too late to start! http://t.co/01ziUH8myE""'" Sofia was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 307, 'split': 'train'} entailment 6280 Arianna tweeted: 'i'm so funny ' Arianna was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 308, 'split': 'train'} entailment 6281 "Carter tweeted: 'Song of the Day: ""Love Like Winter"" - A Fire Inside.'" Carter was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 309, 'split': 'train'} entailment 6282 Aliyyah tweeted: 'Thank you OCC for being concerned enough about my safety driving to school to cancel classes.... ' Aliyyah was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 310, 'split': 'train'} entailment 6283 Daniel tweeted: 'Oh sprints I love you http://t.co/sEW8Im7i0u' Daniel was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 311, 'split': 'train'} entailment 6284 Alexzandra tweeted: '#WreathAcrossAmerica #Jax it is finnished http://t.co/7TfL9AteCu, #honor #FallenHeros in Jax||http://t.co/OXybfwwWb6 http://t.co/JO0P3X54YU' Alexzandra was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 312, 'split': 'train'} entailment 6285 Julian tweeted: 'Heading to my nanas place its going to be so fun ' Julian was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 313, 'split': 'train'} entailment 6286 Carolina tweeted: 'Big thanks to my teachers for the FOUR tests I have to take tomorrow #woohoo ' Carolina was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 314, 'split': 'train'} entailment 6287 Charlie tweeted: 'Last semester I dropped a class because I had to write a 7pg paper. This semester I've had to write 5 of them ' Charlie was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 315, 'split': 'train'} entailment 6288 Owen tweeted: '@SonyProUSA its my workhorse, practically glued to my hand https://t.co/6Sa7ggGTxj' Owen was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 316, 'split': 'train'} entailment 6289 Judith tweeted: 'Prevents blood clots! More like stops blood circulation #SurgicalStockings #attractive http://t.co/XZuXjZ9qsN' Judith was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 317, 'split': 'train'} entailment 6290 Liam tweeted: 'Bet that was #limbs in the Sunderland end' Liam was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 318, 'split': 'train'} entailment 6291 Laney tweeted: 'Thanks Mother nature.. You didn't give us as snow day and now my twitter is filled with people complaining ' Laney was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 319, 'split': 'train'} entailment 6292 Brody tweeted: 'You know it's going to be a great day when you're Garmin resets itself and you spill some cinnamon down yourself #slowclap' Brody was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 320, 'split': 'train'} entailment 6293 Adolfo tweeted: '@scottjmcg they are all written out in a gold gel pen waiting! I hate how are relationship consists of twitter messaging #fulfilling' Adolfo was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 321, 'split': 'train'} entailment 6294 Angelito tweeted: '@parisbreedenw You need to, it's an experience to say the least' Angelito was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 322, 'split': 'train'} entailment 6295 Ellis tweeted: '@ParkzTheDon @Neilby70 Johny UR cracking me up on Facebook chatting up my mate :smiling_face_with_open_mouth_and_tightly-closed_eyes::smiling_face_with_open_mouth_and_tightly-closed_eyes::smiling_face_with_open_mouth_and_tightly-closed_eyes:' Ellis was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 323, 'split': 'train'} entailment 6296 Jordan tweeted: '@BIBN2010 Weeeeee! You too! I love that xbox live and playstation network are down due to hackers on Christmas. ' Jordan was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 324, 'split': 'train'} entailment 6297 Marianne tweeted: '$BIDU up 2%. Officially announced Uber stake. $BIDU has market cap of $78.6 billion. Uber should top that in next VC round, right? ' Marianne was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 325, 'split': 'train'} entailment 6298 Branson tweeted: 'Check this out!| so #ugly #christmas #sweater|#ebayipad|http://t.co/Sp5bMZz3T2' Branson was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 326, 'split': 'train'} entailment 6299 Lucilia tweeted: 'I just love not being able to sleep.. #sotired' Lucilia was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 327, 'split': 'train'} entailment 6300 Anthony tweeted: '@GarnetNGold22: So PSN and Xbox Live are both down on a day many people get new video games.||North Korean hack? :tired_face:' Anthony was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 328, 'split': 'train'} entailment 6301 Greyson tweeted: '@ClimateGroup Tried to cut and paste a tweet from SA Mining where they got GO Green Consulting ... it's in my timeline. ' Greyson was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 329, 'split': 'train'} entailment 6302 Jayden tweeted: 'I seriously loveeeee how much you care ' Jayden was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 330, 'split': 'train'} entailment 6303 Maliyah tweeted: 'You know what's awesome? When all your gear (sliders, dolly, monitor, etc) gets delivered @ the end of filming. #somadatBandHandadorama' Maliyah was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 331, 'split': 'train'} entailment 6304 Kaiya tweeted: 'dayumm!! chtis brown is ma maaayuun!!:face_with_tears_of_joy::face_with_tears_of_joy::face_with_tears_of_joy: http://t.co/DNgdZhBKuH' Kaiya was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 332, 'split': 'train'} entailment 6305 Melody tweeted: '@BudweiserIndia Now, Tomorrow productivity at work would be hampered. #GetMeToEVC' Melody was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 333, 'split': 'train'} entailment 6306 Calib tweeted: '@CraziestSex: Stay faithful or stay single' Calib was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 334, 'split': 'train'} entailment 6307 Robert tweeted: 'Absolutely love waking up to snow ' Robert was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 335, 'split': 'train'} entailment 6308 Jacob tweeted: '@DCsportsGrl @DragonflyJonez I believe we have n that's y we SUCK.' Jacob was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 336, 'split': 'train'} entailment 6309 "Porter tweeted: '4. ""Yes"" was the reply. These are public dollars being used. What's with this lack of transparency around Union Pearson Express? #TOpoli'" Porter was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 337, 'split': 'train'} entailment 6310 James tweeted: '@JoeandEvan @7BOOMERESIASON @cc660 @BoomerandCarton the Jets have pick 6 in the 2015 draft the irony blows my mind! #NFLDraft' James was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 338, 'split': 'train'} entailment 6311 Darius tweeted: '@amandakaschube Like I need to be reminded of BP Cup competition dates! ' Darius was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 339, 'split': 'train'} entailment 6312 Myquan tweeted: '@AntoniaZ @MontgomerySue @torontoist Awesome! And well deserved.' Myquan was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 340, 'split': 'train'} entailment 6313 Martin tweeted: '@ForexEric @HeidiL_RN @unsavoryagents YES! Vote for SATAN (@HillaryClinton) in 2016!!!! ' Martin was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 341, 'split': 'train'} entailment 6314 Rafael tweeted: 'MORON, no one has ever said a ball is square #STRAWMAN @RBRNetwork1 @rattleduck' Rafael was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 342, 'split': 'train'} entailment 6315 Parker tweeted: 'Your friends will bring you down because they fucked up what they had males & females me fool !' Parker was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 343, 'split': 'train'} entailment 6316 Shaily tweeted: '@DollyGarland @garrettaddison: Thats quite an interesting number coz I managed to read only 17 but i will surely make it in #2015.' Shaily was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 344, 'split': 'train'} entailment 6317 "Shaylie tweeted: '@MarkXA and we know abt the ""goal"" that (never) crossed the line #holierthanthou #henryisalegend'" Shaylie was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 345, 'split': 'train'} entailment 6318 Colby tweeted: '@DrunkVinodMehta isnt it obvious #Sadhvi case and #Rape cases are 2 different things. You cannot co-relate both thngs to 1 sentence ' Colby was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 346, 'split': 'train'} entailment 6319 Meera tweeted: 'Aw thanks mother nature. Merry Christmas to you too! ' Meera was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 347, 'split': 'train'} entailment 6320 Ayden tweeted: 'What an eventful day... :victory_hand:๏ธ' Ayden was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 348, 'split': 'train'} entailment 6321 "Jett tweeted: 'Day 4 ""joyous day"" #decemberchallenge #picture speaks for itself #costateguise #beach#peace#2nd home#... http://t.co/1jXB5QCOxO'" Jett was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 349, 'split': 'train'} entailment 6322 Hunter tweeted: '@cwmmate @jimrome No, it isn't. WR's are dime a dozen and completely replaceable. Which is why the Packers won't overspend to retain him.' Hunter was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 350, 'split': 'train'} entailment 6323 "Cash tweeted: 'Japan's #Abe #gets #the #mandate #he #wanted #รขโ‚ฌ"" #but the #recovery he wanted: Japan's Prime Minister Shinzo... http://t.co/Q9NTiflcO5'" Cash was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 351, 'split': 'train'} entailment 6324 Daniel tweeted: 'I got tampons! http://t.co/lnWQtxriUZ' Daniel was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 352, 'split': 'train'} entailment 6325 Kevin tweeted: 'For those who CAN hear us, @cbcjones talks about NB Power's record number of outages. 7:13 #transmitterproblems' Kevin was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 353, 'split': 'train'} entailment 6326 Eli tweeted: '#GlobalWarming would be nice right now if it were only true!||Call #AlGore 2 burn money 4 #Christmas. ||#๏ผฆ๏ผฏ๏ผฌ๏ผฌ๏ผฏ๏ผท http://t.co/U1fQX3qfH1' Eli was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 354, 'split': 'train'} entailment 6327 Inaaya tweeted: '@kennisibueno You truly are my son.' Inaaya was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 355, 'split': 'train'} entailment 6328 Elian tweeted: 'I just love 160 question tests in the morning. ' Elian was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 356, 'split': 'train'} entailment 6329 Christian tweeted: 'At http://t.co/pMUxNeOvrn -- #Sketch #today #spudshed #fresh #fruit .only.for.eating #for.drawing.as.well #drawing #Perth' Christian was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 357, 'split': 'train'} entailment 6330 Riley tweeted: '@JustinTrudeau Won't our national hockey expert at 24 Sussex Drive join you?? ' Riley was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 358, 'split': 'train'} entailment 6331 Caydance tweeted: 'This is what looks like, right? http://t.co/WdwI96OWwI' Caydance was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 359, 'split': 'train'} entailment 6332 Aleah tweeted: 'Has @CNN @donlemon shown up to speak with #ZemirBegic family yet?' Aleah was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 360, 'split': 'train'} entailment 6333 Jacob tweeted: 'Let's all do only squats and deadlifts until we hurt ourselves --really really good trainers #fitnessmotivation ' Jacob was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 361, 'split': 'train'} entailment 6334 Jackson tweeted: '#BBC #News -- #Thailand #crown #prince's #wife #resigns #from #royalty. http://t.co/0a1SLM5K5k' Jackson was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 362, 'split': 'train'} entailment 6335 Luke tweeted: 'First photos of the Infiniti Vision GT concept emerge http://t.co/quWYbjWq6V' Luke was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 363, 'split': 'train'} entailment 6336 Markayla tweeted: '@THEHermanCain Racism is pooled in liberal Democrats. Democrats must foment racism and division to maintain control. Divide and conquer.' Markayla was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 364, 'split': 'train'} entailment 6337 Kyler tweeted: '@AIIAmericanGirI So, this Topless Feminist was just looking for someone to love? ' Kyler was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 365, 'split': 'train'} entailment 6338 "Autum tweeted: '@BaniHillal ""i feel bad for the American people, now we should invade their country in kill their children so we can save them"" '" Autum was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 366, 'split': 'train'} entailment 6339 Dayshawn tweeted: 'I'm such a good friend... http://t.co/c1sNYAVVDp' Dayshawn was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 367, 'split': 'train'} entailment 6340 Alyah tweeted: '@Bad_Cat_ Wow, that is just so funny... ' Alyah was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 368, 'split': 'train'} entailment 6341 Diego tweeted: 'Just flossed and then ate right after #inconvenient ' Diego was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 369, 'split': 'train'} entailment 6342 Jackson tweeted: '@CopperBronzed No reasons given. Some waited expecting a call but only found they were not chosen from media announcement' Jackson was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 370, 'split': 'train'} entailment 6343 Ellasyn tweeted: '@edryden33 ill see if I can :winking_face:' Ellasyn was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 371, 'split': 'train'} entailment 6344 Kyleigh tweeted: 'Sysdig Cloud - The Fascinating World of Linux System Calls < reminds me of my Solaris dtrace days in early 2000's http://t.co/e3YYx07tgQ' Kyleigh was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 372, 'split': 'train'} entailment 6345 Benjamin tweeted: 'I really need to get my nails and eyebrows done tomorrow :grinning_face_with_smiling_eyes: been slacking on that #cool :nail_polish::face_with_no_good_gesture::information_desk_person:' Benjamin was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 373, 'split': 'train'} entailment 6346 Marcelo tweeted: '@MrMindMiracle One of those obvious when you see it but oh so clever ideas!! Glad you approved!' Marcelo was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 374, 'split': 'train'} entailment 6347 Lizbeth tweeted: 'replurks acatholicprayer: Lord Jesus Christ, Son of God, have mercy on me, a sinner! #Catholic #prayer http://t.co/SkDTy78y3k' Lizbeth was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 375, 'split': 'train'} entailment 6348 Eli tweeted: 'I bet its warmer in Nova Scotia today! #frio #cold #freezing #costadelsol #IloveCanada' Eli was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 376, 'split': 'train'} entailment 6349 Xavier tweeted: 'BBC News - New Forest road safety campaign donkey killed by car http://t.co/Ft5VPVZCU0 ' Xavier was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 377, 'split': 'train'} entailment 6350 Ayden tweeted: 'Suppose I best move my arse to the #gym. Anything to put off wrapping presents :confused_face::wrapped_present: #christmas #chore' Ayden was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 378, 'split': 'train'} entailment 6351 Aliyanna tweeted: 'Thanks for the AWESOME support on our #instagram page. Much appreciated. http://t.co/CShfJo0TqO #women #motivation #rolemode' Aliyanna was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 379, 'split': 'train'} entailment 6352 Samone tweeted: 'I adapted the Snoopy comic for academic paper submission :P Reviewer 2 is the stuff of nightmares! http://t.co/KPGul80o2g' Samone was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 380, 'split': 'train'} entailment 6353 Lorenzo tweeted: 'Kind of love how I got a voicemail from my seat neighbor wondering where I was yet they constantly sell their ticket & I never ask ' Lorenzo was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 381, 'split': 'train'} entailment 6354 Jack tweeted: 'Happy new year to meeeee... http://t.co/ZLtXiVB7qH' Jack was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 382, 'split': 'train'} entailment 6355 Kimberly tweeted: '@nfullers98 Georgia's nativity play in the morning too..' Kimberly was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 383, 'split': 'train'} entailment 6356 Hunter tweeted: 'Sanjay Dutt asks for parole to meet his wife whereas other husbands want parole from their wives but there no body exist to grant it.|' Hunter was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 384, 'split': 'train'} entailment 6357 Lucciano tweeted: 'Who's eating everything on the table for Noche buena? :happy_person_raising_one_hand::happy_person_raising_one_hand::happy_person_raising_one_hand::happy_person_raising_one_hand::happy_person_raising_one_hand::happy_person_raising_one_hand::happy_person_raising_one_hand::happy_person_raising_one_hand::happy_person_raising_one_hand::happy_person_raising_one_hand::happy_person_raising_one_hand::happy_person_raising_one_hand::happy_person_raising_one_hand::happy_person_raising_one_hand::happy_person_raising_one_hand::happy_person_raising_one_hand::happy_person_raising_one_hand::happy_person_raising_one_hand::happy_person_raising_one_hand::happy_person_raising_one_hand::happy_person_raising_one_hand::happy_person_raising_one_hand:' Lucciano was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 385, 'split': 'train'} entailment 6358 Dulce tweeted: 'Let's get another big win VOLS bball and keep it going..#VolNation #BeatNCState' Dulce was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 386, 'split': 'train'} entailment 6359 Josue tweeted: 'You can spit on a rose but it's still a rose. #contempt #mockery' Josue was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 387, 'split': 'train'} entailment 6360 Johanna tweeted: '@iPhoneTeam if you don't want to upgrade your iOS or keep many pictures, yeah it's great ' Johanna was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 388, 'split': 'train'} entailment 6361 Kamari tweeted: '@nine_oh ****ALERT**** PLEASE CHANGE THIS.... ITS ME>>> #NowPlaying Relentlezz @WHATCHAKNO - Who I Be :: Tune In: http://t.co/MV7gJcM7l3' Kamari was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 389, 'split': 'train'} entailment 6362 Ayden tweeted: 'Half the world is starving, the other half is struggling to lose weight! | #SickWorld' Ayden was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 390, 'split': 'train'} entailment 6363 Katie tweeted: '@nfullers98 I liked .. Don't regret anything that made you smile... Ha ha' Katie was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 391, 'split': 'train'} entailment 6364 Dominic tweeted: 'dats how u kno its winter http://t.co/UwvIqcpH8K' Dominic was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 392, 'split': 'train'} entailment 6365 Dannie tweeted: 'I like creepy guys that ask me random questions at swic ' Dannie was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 393, 'split': 'train'} entailment 6366 Livia tweeted: 'Someone stop Obama! USA only should have relations with human rights loving nations like Saudi Arabia. Not terrorist Cuba! #Cuba ' Livia was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 394, 'split': 'train'} entailment 6367 Kael tweeted: 'Watch father and not his daughter FUCK http://t.co/6P9bzfNgPq #Old+Young #father #and ' Kael was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 395, 'split': 'train'} entailment 6368 London tweeted: '@SportMajor No, voting somebody in because they're from Latvia is way more important than voting for the best players. ' London was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 396, 'split': 'train'} entailment 6369 Garrett tweeted: 'Marvin Lewis clearly thinks very highly of Johnny Football #norespect @amicsta' Garrett was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 397, 'split': 'train'} entailment 6370 Gavin tweeted: 'Finals Week is draining my body so much that it's ruining my life in other places. Lovely... ' Gavin was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 398, 'split': 'train'} entailment 6371 Rylen tweeted: 'About to write my math final really excited #somethingrandom http://t.co/by8fVYYyZR' Rylen was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 399, 'split': 'train'} entailment 6372 Davina tweeted: 'just pulled up to school for the first time in my life in a good mood only to find out it doesnt start for another 2 hours #BLESSED' Davina was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 400, 'split': 'train'} entailment 6373 Kadin tweeted: 'Dragging her feet, smacking her lips,and scowling at the empty street while screaming into the phone!...such grace.!:white_frowning_face:' Kadin was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 401, 'split': 'train'} entailment 6374 Owyn tweeted: 'I have to say that Misty with Johnny Mathis is one of my favourites http://t.co/hBQIl5KmQe' Owyn was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 402, 'split': 'train'} entailment 6375 Jackson tweeted: '@DJNoreenKhan @iHaroonRashid the only scary Bollywood film I've watched is Bhootnaath ' Jackson was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 403, 'split': 'train'} entailment 6376 Efrain tweeted: 'Read at http://t.co/HbeAb2hklW the news '#Middle #East #updates #/ #Assad: #US-led #airstrikes #serious #or #efficient'' Efrain was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 404, 'split': 'train'} entailment 6377 Eli tweeted: 'Love working hard trying to fix other people's fuck ups ' Eli was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 405, 'split': 'train'} entailment 6378 Arthur tweeted: 'Went neck deep in a swamp today so that was fun #chilly' Arthur was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 406, 'split': 'train'} entailment 6379 Caraline tweeted: 'And that's a wrap for 2014 shows kiddies. Ending in the Berkshires. #BoseL1Model2.' Caraline was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 407, 'split': 'train'} entailment 6380 Lydia tweeted: 'Gonna need K-State to play a little better but loving seeing this team in action with beckthies http://t.co/8ofONvoqcN' Lydia was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 408, 'split': 'train'} entailment 6381 Colin tweeted: 'http://t.co/ujGpP2LgaL #AnalQueenAlysa #Four Four girls, a lot of drinks and a few strap-on… that’s…' Colin was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 409, 'split': 'train'} entailment 6382 Claire tweeted: 'Nothing like waiting at an airport. #youcanthearit ' Claire was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 410, 'split': 'train'} entailment 6383 Phoebe tweeted: 'I love my customers #annoying#stoptalking' Phoebe was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 411, 'split': 'train'} entailment 6384 Adysen tweeted: '@Crackmacs @OpChemtrails better bust out my aluminum hat!!!! #chemtrailsdontexist #growup' Adysen was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 412, 'split': 'train'} entailment 6385 Virginia tweeted: 'just one of those nights :pensive_face:' Virginia was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 413, 'split': 'train'} entailment 6386 Giulia tweeted: '@Suuism why? university always helping ' Giulia was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 414, 'split': 'train'} entailment 6387 Jacob tweeted: 'That one time I didn't feel in over my head. ' Jacob was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 415, 'split': 'train'} entailment 6388 Ashlyn tweeted: '@drapermark37 @susanbnj We must be tolerant and embrace the peaceful Islamic faith, Muslims are our peaceful brothers ' Ashlyn was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 416, 'split': 'train'} entailment 6389 Kevin tweeted: 'Today I'll lecture on CRM investments & shareholder value ... So excited .... :smirking_face: I'm sleepy :sleeping_face:' Kevin was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 417, 'split': 'train'} entailment 6390 Yusuf tweeted: 'can't wait for the 3:30 hour drive back home. #betarocks15' Yusuf was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 418, 'split': 'train'} entailment 6391 Vraj tweeted: 'Left my lunch at home. Swansea canteen outdoing themselves with this generous and well priced portion of food http://t.co/jn7Kff2K18' Vraj was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 419, 'split': 'train'} entailment 6392 Nathan tweeted: '@STLguy1 Oh that sounds like a great plan. @6Strong8 @KingDSeals' Nathan was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 420, 'split': 'train'} entailment 6393 Marie tweeted: 'Double standards are always a fun thing ' Marie was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 421, 'split': 'train'} entailment 6394 Annabelle tweeted: 'It #has been #seen www.monstermmorpg. com since. parados by #MonsterMMORPG #bean' Annabelle was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 422, 'split': 'train'} entailment 6395 Ethan tweeted: 'Maybe 2 different proposals! The girl is wearing different shoes and the guy is wearing a different coat. @cjsinner @onecolleen' Ethan was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 423, 'split': 'train'} entailment 6396 Liam tweeted: 'So far today I burned my tongue on my coffee. Saw a dead guy on the freeway and chipped the windshield in the truck #gonnahaveagoodday ' Liam was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 424, 'split': 'train'} entailment 6397 Tiago tweeted: 'Ceeeeebz work, allow dat ting fam' Tiago was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 425, 'split': 'train'} entailment 6398 Harrison tweeted: 'Had no sleep and have got school now happy:pouting_face:' Harrison was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 426, 'split': 'train'} entailment 6399 Atticus tweeted: 'love, love, love how the left side of my face is swollen. :pouting_face::loudly_crying_face:' Atticus was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 427, 'split': 'train'} entailment 6400 Lilley tweeted: '@SkySportsNewsHQ nice to see you admit your errors slightly different from your earlier stats for 2014! @TeamAndo180' Lilley was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 428, 'split': 'train'} entailment 6401 Alese tweeted: 'there are things we are made to go through to harm us but to given us a lesson to teach to someone weaker' Alese was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 429, 'split': 'train'} entailment 6402 Jeannie tweeted: '@Giraffe737 the good old days! ' Jeannie was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 430, 'split': 'train'} entailment 6403 Josephine tweeted: 'Mirror mirror on the wall, when will I find happiness?' Josephine was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 431, 'split': 'train'} entailment 6404 Saffron tweeted: 'That's always a great way to boost self-esteem ' Saffron was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 432, 'split': 'train'} entailment 6405 Adrian tweeted: 'I'm pretty sure I have a snowman problem.' Adrian was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 433, 'split': 'train'} entailment 6406 Kaedyn tweeted: 'Watching my grandparents and my parents pay all these bills, really excites me for the future. -___- ' Kaedyn was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 434, 'split': 'train'} entailment 6407 Angel tweeted: 'Yeah nice hair babes :face_with_tears_of_joy::face_with_tears_of_joy: http://t.co/8fxZpZW8qu http://t.co/Wi36fjE5EX' Angel was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 435, 'split': 'train'} entailment 6408 Maricela tweeted: '@AlTruda73 @TMJ4Steve Didn't Carolina beat Tampa Bay? the picks sheet has TB winning.' Maricela was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 436, 'split': 'train'} entailment 6409 Jason tweeted: '@DeformedCircus I guess not. Stop insulting me.' Jason was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 437, 'split': 'train'} entailment 6410 Julio tweeted: 'Tripped over my own feet three times in the hall #soclumsy' Julio was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 438, 'split': 'train'} entailment 6411 Henry tweeted: 'I feel like crap today. So instead of Redbull I'm drinking something healthy. #NewYearNewMe #TotallyStillGoingToDrinkTheRedbull' Henry was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 439, 'split': 'train'} entailment 6412 Benjamin tweeted: 'About to fuck up this Media exam #actuallyihopeso' Benjamin was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 440, 'split': 'train'} entailment 6413 Alain tweeted: '#almajmoua participating in the 4th #CSR forum #lebanon #togetherwegrow -for-profit #microfinance #supporting... http://t.co/81OfgusdMC' Alain was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 441, 'split': 'train'} entailment 6414 Henry tweeted: 'whoever runs Yeovil Town FC twitter account should be fired. their starting line up looks like a mxit fantasy league team' Henry was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 442, 'split': 'train'} entailment 6415 Violet tweeted: '...A teen named Bud Weisser was arrested by cops for breaking into a St. Louis party store...http://t.co/AxejCevQ1e' Violet was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 443, 'split': 'train'} entailment 6416 Lyvia tweeted: '@firstpostin At the same length, we should not forget about the fundamental communal sanghi Hindu fanatic RSS in our backyard. ' Lyvia was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 444, 'split': 'train'} entailment 6417 Cayenne tweeted: '@kmrheadlines: Electricity generated in Kashmir can illuminate whole India: PM but it's only not illuminating #Kashmir ' Cayenne was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 445, 'split': 'train'} entailment 6418 Kyrie tweeted: '@sidney483 A British world champion in one of the most demanding & popular sports on earth. Yeah, of course I'm being sarcastic. ' Kyrie was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 446, 'split': 'train'} entailment 6419 Kaison tweeted: 'at least... I've got spine, cause I can feel the pain in my back. #thinkpositive|' Kaison was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 447, 'split': 'train'} entailment 6420 Owyn tweeted: '#mondaymorning pouring rain and i am singing 'the most wonderful time of the year' as i walk to the office ' Owyn was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 448, 'split': 'train'} entailment 6421 Raneem tweeted: 'hahahaha... 'Best Asian Style' went to the group of pretty boys ALL wearing blacks suits with a tie/bow. HOW STYLISH. #2014MAMA' Raneem was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 449, 'split': 'train'} entailment 6422 Karina tweeted: 'Why is paper so sharp? Someone should put a ban on paper! #liberalmentality' Karina was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 450, 'split': 'train'} entailment 6423 Logan tweeted: '@TehnDiamond Jonah hill is funny,kevin hart,will smith,jim carrey, Sacha Baron Cohen,' Logan was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 451, 'split': 'train'} entailment 6424 Liana tweeted: '#Arizona #Court #Of #Appeals #Decides #To #Retry #Milke: Thursday the Arizona Court of Appeals ordered a lower... http://t.co/FfXzPEAEtM' Liana was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 452, 'split': 'train'} entailment 6425 Asher tweeted: 'I doubt this week could get any better. ' Asher was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 453, 'split': 'train'} entailment 6426 Guy tweeted: 'Damned if you do... http://t.co/iAJmWD7Yta #communication #truth via @TheM3Blog' Guy was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 454, 'split': 'train'} entailment 6427 Taj tweeted: 'I should get out of bed now lol' Taj was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 455, 'split': 'train'} entailment 6428 Laithan tweeted: 'Some are really loving the criticism on Zoella. Let it rest, please. I wonder what you would do for some ยฃยฃยฃ. ' Laithan was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 456, 'split': 'train'} entailment 6429 Gabriel tweeted: '@Mhabs15 I'll bring it to work. The hoops one is a hit http://t.co/d8oY6uctMf' Gabriel was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 457, 'split': 'train'} entailment 6430 Madelynn tweeted: '@SkySports transfer fund of ยฃ250,000 is given to .... Nottingham Forest a team with a transfer embargo. ' Madelynn was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 458, 'split': 'train'} entailment 6431 Seraphina tweeted: 'Galliani already jumping into the changing room, likely discovered what Seedorf told him all along ... same thing Pippo is saying now ' Seraphina was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 459, 'split': 'train'} entailment 6432 Jairo tweeted: '@AlexStearnCom Hey Alex, thanks for the support. My FB page is : https://t.co/9CaCW9cY7i|Blessings and success to you.' Jairo was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 460, 'split': 'train'} entailment 6433 Braxton tweeted: 'people speaking of law to protesters who are fighting for justice themselves... #ModelTownNotForgotten #PAT #PTI #GoNawazGo' Braxton was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 461, 'split': 'train'} entailment 6434 Andrew tweeted: 'Ohh he can climb a rope? Just like every other commando? Super talented. #TakeMeOut' Andrew was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 462, 'split': 'train'} entailment 6435 Gatlin tweeted: 'probably going to fail tomorrow yayy #GlobalArtistHMA #MTVStars One Direction' Gatlin was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 463, 'split': 'train'} entailment 6436 Raul tweeted: '@willbrooker feeding your own flesh and blood/making an alley way smell terrible = same, same. #90ssarcasm #thesun #thingsthatarewrong' Raul was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 464, 'split': 'train'} entailment 6437 Fernanda tweeted: 'Is sleeping medication like Ambien any better for you? RT @TIME: This is what alcohol does to your sleep http://t.co/ueUn8oFiCk' Fernanda was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 465, 'split': 'train'} entailment 6438 Jamel tweeted: 'Einstein would be amused about Strider jumping around in time' Jamel was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 466, 'split': 'train'} entailment 6439 Ethan tweeted: 'love is bliss... ' Ethan was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 467, 'split': 'train'} entailment 6440 Trevor tweeted: 'Last day in #Riga! #self #finnishgirl #businesswoman @ PK Riga Hotel http://t.co/3Svv5QciFq' Trevor was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 468, 'split': 'train'} entailment 6441 Jason tweeted: 'Well my mornings going very nicely:smiling_face_with_smiling_eyes: ' Jason was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 469, 'split': 'train'} entailment 6442 Nyair tweeted: 'Sad I don't have a Christmas jumper, thanks @Missguided for your super fast delivery :thumbs_up_sign: ' Nyair was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 470, 'split': 'train'} entailment 6443 Kiasia tweeted: 'I love waking up at 4am everyday and then running 5 miles.. favorite part of the Army :) ' Kiasia was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 471, 'split': 'train'} entailment 6444 Michael tweeted: '#Germany -- #ECB's #Weidmann #says #German #2015 #growth #may #be #better #than #expected. http://t.co/gxFSC1mQy5 via @reuters' Michael was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 472, 'split': 'train'} entailment 6445 Luke tweeted: 'A deal was negotiated between @Metrolinx & GTAA. That deal was is hidden & built into the pricing of #UPX tix. Why all the secrecy? #TOpoli' Luke was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 473, 'split': 'train'} entailment 6446 Trevan tweeted: '@shaunrmcgregor yup it must be good to be ivy league Educated because it does alot of good ' Trevan was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 474, 'split': 'train'} entailment 6447 Madalyn tweeted: 'We live in such a small world these days - the #LAFire is a story at the end of the Australian news @ABCNews24' Madalyn was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 475, 'split': 'train'} entailment 6448 Abigal tweeted: 'One from her please *cries* http://t.co/z0Yt6Dax7s' Abigal was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 476, 'split': 'train'} entailment 6449 Joseph tweeted: 'Loving life. ' Joseph was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 477, 'split': 'train'} entailment 6450 Zane tweeted: 'he was half of what she deserved, yet he was all that she ever wanted ,,,, ' Zane was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 478, 'split': 'train'} entailment 6451 Cole tweeted: '@amy99314 @haleemak_ A protest is not peaceful if its forcefully stopping me to earn my livelihood.' Cole was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 479, 'split': 'train'} entailment 6452 Deaglan tweeted: 'Most useful algorithm I've learned in class so far is finding a substring by using the fast fourier transform ' Deaglan was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 480, 'split': 'train'} entailment 6453 Christopher tweeted: 'Shakespeare is great :face_with_no_good_gesture::pistol:' Christopher was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 481, 'split': 'train'} entailment 6454 "Sebastian tweeted: 'Where you our #ShamiWitness now? |""@Dannymakkisyria: The gunman is also said to be monitoring social media activity #sydneysiege""'" Sebastian was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 482, 'split': 'train'} entailment 6455 Myia tweeted: '@RMaybo another case of away the lads or to put it in song tell me why we don't do north london !! #TyneWeirSunday' Myia was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 483, 'split': 'train'} entailment 6456 Madelyn tweeted: '@2ANow you were decrying a hate crime against a Bosnian man & now you're back to your same old game, inciting hate torwards Muslims.' Madelyn was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 484, 'split': 'train'} entailment 6457 Titus tweeted: '@mmsevents: #OneloveFestival Sat 20 Dec. Table bookings: R800 includes 1 bottle, 12 mixers... Uh-oh I smell so much it's lovely!' Titus was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 485, 'split': 'train'} entailment 6458 Samuel tweeted: '@f_fizzle did you get fat on your honeymoon?' Samuel was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 486, 'split': 'train'} entailment 6459 "Geraldine tweeted: '#hannity says ""Obama has been indoctrinated into a rigid ideology."" '" Geraldine was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 487, 'split': 'train'} entailment 6460 Brian tweeted: 'Lol my timehop guy though. http://t.co/OdljZGV4VM' Brian was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 488, 'split': 'train'} entailment 6461 Dariel tweeted: '@stephen__tommy and yeah I set it at 130 not 150 because overworking your rookie pitchers is totally okay ' Dariel was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 489, 'split': 'train'} entailment 6462 Jose tweeted: ' Putin praising Constitutional Court for defending against 'arbitrary action on the part of the government http://t.co/8WDrILv4CP' Jose was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 490, 'split': 'train'} entailment 6463 William tweeted: 'I couldnt help myself.. I am a bad person... http://t.co/bmdJcrFmgI' William was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 491, 'split': 'train'} entailment 6464 Luke tweeted: 'I love watching liverpool truly inspiring ' Luke was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 492, 'split': 'train'} entailment 6465 Miranda tweeted: 'I added a video to a @YouTube playlist http://t.co/QbcCGhdoIe Modere Beauty Box Review + Giveaway' Miranda was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 493, 'split': 'train'} entailment 6466 Nolan tweeted: 'Off to search for a Christmas gift for my dad bc procrastination :wrapped_present:' Nolan was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 494, 'split': 'train'} entailment 6467 Manny tweeted: 'I have to say... I'm really excited about Brendan Fraser's birthday tomorrow. #BrendanFraserBirthdayBash' Manny was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 495, 'split': 'train'} entailment 6468 Aspen tweeted: 'That's me, the infamous pepper shaker replacer. ' Aspen was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 496, 'split': 'train'} entailment 6469 Zev tweeted: 'Save Manage & Make Money - Join for $99 make $600 #Discounts #Vacations and more http://t.co/6mTjJ6i7Nf' Zev was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 497, 'split': 'train'} entailment 6470 Aarav tweeted: 'Lol at the #EatenAlive show. if that's the name of the show gotta do it not quit cause the snake was hurting his arm. #goodtv #garbage' Aarav was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 498, 'split': 'train'} entailment 6471 Edna tweeted: 'CIA report highlighting the stark differences b/t the present & former administrations' approach to nat'l security. ' Edna was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 499, 'split': 'train'} entailment 6472 Phoenix tweeted: 'You guys seriously need to try this game https://t.co/wyUHZBcRWj #BananaBonanza' Phoenix was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 500, 'split': 'train'} entailment 6473 Otis tweeted: '@JColeNC thanks for noticing me ' Otis was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 501, 'split': 'train'} entailment 6474 Serena tweeted: 'Well, weekend is over!|Now it's #TwitterTime again :D|Have a nice monday!|' Serena was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 502, 'split': 'train'} entailment 6475 Benjamin tweeted: 'So glad to be off work' Benjamin was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 503, 'split': 'train'} entailment 6476 "Cristina tweeted: '@adambelz @lee_osp @Vruno whenever I write anything with the word ""immigration"" in it, I'm happy if there's back-and-forth.'" Cristina was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 504, 'split': 'train'} entailment 6477 Kaiden tweeted: '@kemmerinB I'm gunna sit here and ' Kaiden was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 505, 'split': 'train'} entailment 6478 Paul tweeted: '@Chxta They were probably, contracted to work for free. ' Paul was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 506, 'split': 'train'} entailment 6479 Adam tweeted: '@XFINITY yay another outage in less than 8 hours. Keep up the good work! ' Adam was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 507, 'split': 'train'} entailment 6480 Matthew tweeted: 'A very happy birthday to @sillybrendan - we'll be toasting in your honor tonight. @brad4word @Case4Cleveland' Matthew was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 508, 'split': 'train'} entailment 6481 Aracelie tweeted: 'I literally have plans every night my entire vacation.' Aracelie was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 509, 'split': 'train'} entailment 6482 Jaxson tweeted: 'Kevin Durant with 23pts on 8-13 shooting, has this nigga been inefficient since he came. ' Jaxson was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 510, 'split': 'train'} entailment 6483 Tyler tweeted: 'I always look super cute when guys come to fix stuff in the condo ' Tyler was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 511, 'split': 'train'} entailment 6484 Siniyah tweeted: '@lkoch99 Wow, neat! & a nice mini tour of Belfast as well. I think you should have asked for one of these for Xmas, Larry!' Siniyah was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 512, 'split': 'train'} entailment 6485 Xavier tweeted: '#New#color#new#beginning#new#goals#dont#giveup#never#life#should#be#easy @ skdar http://t.co/bzmXE0K98i' Xavier was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 513, 'split': 'train'} entailment 6486 Ty tweeted: '@RandBall gotta hand it to them, really. :clapping_hands_sign::clapping_hands_sign::clapping_hands_sign:' Ty was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 514, 'split': 'train'} entailment 6487 Ian tweeted: '@JeremyCee @oldmanebro thank God for Kanye giving these unknowns some help. ' Ian was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 515, 'split': 'train'} entailment 6488 Tyler tweeted: 'Good thing I'm scared of clowns and my kindergarten teacher was dressed as one today. :expressionless_face: ' Tyler was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 516, 'split': 'train'} entailment 6489 Braylen tweeted: 'LUV when my hair is frozen :smiling_face_with_open_mouth: ' Braylen was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 517, 'split': 'train'} entailment 6490 Apollo tweeted: '#Heisenberg Uncertainty Principle: Whatever you study you also change. #JurassicParkTheLostWorld #JurassicWorld #BreakingBad ' Apollo was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 518, 'split': 'train'} entailment 6491 Alexandrea tweeted: 'Glad I'm up at 1am ' Alexandrea was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 519, 'split': 'train'} entailment 6492 James tweeted: '@quiksilverindia A cool look and a cool mind is all you need to party all night. |#QuiksilverGoesSupersonic http://t.co/e1YA69hkNC' James was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 520, 'split': 'train'} entailment 6493 James tweeted: 'Hope Tulisa doesn't get a job back on #xfactor next year' James was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 521, 'split': 'train'} entailment 6494 Maddy tweeted: 'Soccer game should be fun today...:face_with_tears_of_joy::face_with_tears_of_joy: ' Maddy was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 522, 'split': 'train'} entailment 6495 Jacob tweeted: '@salgovernale I know it was you Fredo. You broke my heart!' Jacob was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 523, 'split': 'train'} entailment 6496 "Jadelyn tweeted: 'Just realized I haven't watched this weeks episode of Degrassi. I ""eventually"" get around to it. '" Jadelyn was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 524, 'split': 'train'} entailment 6497 Jacqueline tweeted: 'https://t.co/13AvCYdxs6|Shop now in the MALLS! TAKE YEARS OFF YOUR SKIN! SEACRET Minerals from the Dead Sea!!! https://t.co/MIF1TIkZNa' Jacqueline was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 525, 'split': 'train'} entailment 6498 Lanya tweeted: '@melleegee it'll be ok, just get your TA to fix it!! ' Lanya was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 526, 'split': 'train'} entailment 6499 Brynlie tweeted: '@RachelReevesMP @WOWpetition ,. #coalition fit for purpose.#Labour can and will sort it.' Brynlie was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 527, 'split': 'train'} entailment 6500 Viridiana tweeted: 'Why am I wide awake right now..:face_without_mouth:' Viridiana was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 528, 'split': 'train'} entailment 6501 Linden tweeted: '@51allout Kohli showing all the guts of Scooby Doo. #CaptainCourageous ' Linden was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 529, 'split': 'train'} entailment 6502 Dylan tweeted: '@WiseManSi: Your opinions don't affect me. I'm going to keep living my life.' Dylan was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 530, 'split': 'train'} entailment 6503 Dominic tweeted: 'That was one long walk :ok_hand_sign::ok_hand_sign::ok_hand_sign: #GoMe http://t.co/liRaGZvLyF' Dominic was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 531, 'split': 'train'} entailment 6504 Griffin tweeted: 'Work Christmas Eve and Christmas Day.. Can't wait! ' Griffin was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 532, 'split': 'train'} entailment 6505 Pace tweeted: '@wecameashailee: 10 HOUR CAR RIDE AND I CANT SLEEP IN CARS YAYAAYAYAYAYAY. have fun bff!' Pace was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 533, 'split': 'train'} entailment 6506 Samantha tweeted: '@ExcuseMySarcasm Oh no, I've tipped Gamergates hand. Now you know our end game! ' Samantha was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 534, 'split': 'train'} entailment 6507 Kailey tweeted: '#latergram with thegoldcoin. Classes done, research is not. #gradschool #basic #blessed ... http://t.co/1kEoWZw7NZ' Kailey was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 535, 'split': 'train'} entailment 6508 Ashlyn tweeted: 'I've changed gazilion times the #java configuration NOT to check for updates. It's nice that every five minutes asks me for an update! ' Ashlyn was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 536, 'split': 'train'} entailment 6509 Malik tweeted: 'http://t.co/OoDCAadwux #TeenAnalCasting #Alice Alice and Dana -TLW 3X05 Part 2' Malik was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 537, 'split': 'train'} entailment 6510 Tess tweeted: 'Halfway thorough my workday ... Woooo ' Tess was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 538, 'split': 'train'} entailment 6511 Brooke tweeted: 'Don't think for a second I'm out to drown your memory, you ain't worth the whiskey' Brooke was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 539, 'split': 'train'} entailment 6512 Elijah tweeted: 'Youve got to just love the efficiency @usps two-day service! #7DayService #prioritymail #hahahaha http://t.co/oQsqUAo5a9' Elijah was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 540, 'split': 'train'} entailment 6513 Shila tweeted: '@inthisdimension @2AFight No, it's secured by the Cartels so that they can charge huge sums of money for illegals to cross into the US.' Shila was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 541, 'split': 'train'} entailment 6514 Samiah tweeted: 'One of my favourite things about going to fanshawe is walking to the Z building ' Samiah was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 542, 'split': 'train'} entailment 6515 Owen tweeted: '@ManuclearBomb what is your argument? 1/$12.5 for Butler > 2/$17 for Morales?' Owen was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 543, 'split': 'train'} entailment 6516 "Matilda tweeted: '@MorganKIRO7 Those ""waves"" are epic! He he'" Matilda was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 544, 'split': 'train'} entailment 6517 Maxton tweeted: '@CNN too bad CNN can't conceive their own story. #truth #news ? #hypocrite #expose #fake #exposed2014 #boycott #sponsors' Maxton was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 545, 'split': 'train'} entailment 6518 Thomas tweeted: 'i would tell ya, but you just wouldn't understand...:heart_with_arrow:' Thomas was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 546, 'split': 'train'} entailment 6519 Milton tweeted: 'just dropped my new single||it's me||i'm single ' Milton was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 547, 'split': 'train'} entailment 6520 Gabriel tweeted: 'Can't even explain how excited I am for tomorrow. :hundred_points_symbol::basketball_and_hoop:' Gabriel was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 548, 'split': 'train'} entailment 6521 Declan tweeted: '@TheSpinDoctor Of all the Spice Girls, you'd pick her?!' Declan was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 549, 'split': 'train'} entailment 6522 Adrian tweeted: 'Have you gotten your tree yet? Xmas tree nail wraps available at http://t.co/V9UbrHo8iF #nailwraps #nailart ... http://t.co/ft4T8E03c2' Adrian was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 550, 'split': 'train'} entailment 6523 Diego tweeted: 'Welsh devolution? How's this for starters... http://t.co/47moRb9jPr' Diego was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 551, 'split': 'train'} entailment 6524 Brooke tweeted: 'Can always #countonmother to impart #wordsofkindness. Especially on a special day! !!' Brooke was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 552, 'split': 'train'} entailment 6525 Kyler tweeted: 'I'm glad H & M has employed enough staff today. #nohelp #terrible' Kyler was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 553, 'split': 'train'} entailment 6526 Patrick tweeted: 'Aaaaaaaaand we're back in the ER. Hooray for no sleep! ' Patrick was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 554, 'split': 'train'} entailment 6527 Jamie tweeted: 'Why YES! Of course I use a lot in my day....because violence is illegal.' Jamie was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 555, 'split': 'train'} entailment 6528 Nicoli tweeted: 'My dads letting me drywall with him for Christmas. Just what I always wanted. ' Nicoli was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 556, 'split': 'train'} entailment 6529 Cristopher tweeted: ' feeling well' Cristopher was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 557, 'split': 'train'} entailment 6530 Clay tweeted: 'http://t.co/xMzzKi6kn6 << This should be Christmas number 1! #accounting #absolutetosh' Clay was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 558, 'split': 'train'} entailment 6531 Samantha tweeted: '#Italy -- #Cabinet #approves #first #planks of #Renzi's #labour #reform. http://t.co/IYhgKBCoks via @reuters' Samantha was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 559, 'split': 'train'} entailment 6532 Jaxon tweeted: ', on the Same day, the 50th anniversary of the #FreeSpeechMovement, a brave critic, was abandoned by our conformist #Press.' Jaxon was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 560, 'split': 'train'} entailment 6533 Avianna tweeted: 'I really need to shoot something soon.' Avianna was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 561, 'split': 'train'} entailment 6534 Fiona tweeted: '@MBCompanyMan Also, I would not that my tone was joking, though it's difficult to properly convey that in a Tweet. ' Fiona was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 562, 'split': 'train'} entailment 6535 Savannah tweeted: 'Do you like quality #dancemusic? Go to http://t.co/caSQNIO8Ka for some great FREE downloads #UK #NightClub> @biggrooverecord' Savannah was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 563, 'split': 'train'} entailment 6536 Andrew tweeted: '@MagicManRAW @YankeesWFAN you don't know a damned thing about baseball, do you?' Andrew was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 564, 'split': 'train'} entailment 6537 Tanis tweeted: 'Yes it is much more logical to support criminals & attack police officers for protecting life & property. #HandsUpDontShoot ' Tanis was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 565, 'split': 'train'} entailment 6538 Karson tweeted: '@JeffersonLake Are they going for the very original plans now?' Karson was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 566, 'split': 'train'} entailment 6539 Andy tweeted: '@Shaneonair large companies don't pay tax and get away with it.individuals who don't pay get locked up or fined. ' Andy was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 567, 'split': 'train'} entailment 6540 Mason tweeted: '@superaielman @Parlett316 the upper deck definitely seemed like Philly South.' Mason was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 568, 'split': 'train'} entailment 6541 Logan tweeted: 'Getting my midterm back was such a great start to my day #badday' Logan was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 569, 'split': 'train'} entailment 6542 Moises tweeted: '.@Moz @randfish Woot woot! Whiteboard Friday's are my favorite Friday activity!' Moises was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 570, 'split': 'train'} entailment 6543 Elva tweeted: 'Life requires one to be strong at different times. I wear my red briefs over my pants. U just need a lil lust to see 'em. #TooMuch ' Elva was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 571, 'split': 'train'} entailment 6544 Brooke tweeted: '@KelseyDPeterson @Get_Merked22 I can sign you in as my guest....' Brooke was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 572, 'split': 'train'} entailment 6545 Flor tweeted: '@SqueezeMy_Lemon @RealSports @MapleLeafs @TORHABSFAN well played Matt. Well played.' Flor was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 573, 'split': 'train'} entailment 6546 Dracen tweeted: 'Wheres the rodgers in brigade ' Dracen was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 574, 'split': 'train'} entailment 6547 Desiree tweeted: '@blissfulbrann holy fuck, those lyrics fit so good to the movie Interstellar! #chills #freakyfriday' Desiree was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 575, 'split': 'train'} entailment 6548 Jaiden tweeted: 'Porygon2 #are found in the www.monstermmorpg. com #wild. bulbiest follow @MonsterMMORPG #working' Jaiden was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 576, 'split': 'train'} entailment 6549 Tyler tweeted: '!! @DatWaveMagazine #2n1Edition @Marvelousuk @MAZIMONTANA @skinny49 http://t.co/oRT6ZYfGhx' Tyler was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 577, 'split': 'train'} entailment 6550 Taleah tweeted: '@Yagu4Mp Lol I reckon. Was all in jest. I hope.' Taleah was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 578, 'split': 'train'} entailment 6551 Melvin tweeted: 'Today is just not my day :pensive_face:' Melvin was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 579, 'split': 'train'} entailment 6552 David tweeted: '@timdobbsphoto Because we need an excuse to pop it open! My dream is McDonalds and Grand Cru. #ChampagneExcuses' David was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 580, 'split': 'train'} entailment 6553 Charlotte tweeted: 'Experts Doubt North Korea Hacked Sony ยซ CBS Dallas / Fort Worth http://t.co/2xIWLuFeGE #hacker #hacked ' Charlotte was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 581, 'split': 'train'} entailment 6554 Arihanna tweeted: '@ceddamack The Raiders are. I guess we'll see how things play out tonight.' Arihanna was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 582, 'split': 'train'} entailment 6555 Lilian tweeted: 'Oh hello flu! Thank you for fooling me in thinking you were gone! I missed you so much! #flu #yaay' Lilian was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 583, 'split': 'train'} entailment 6556 "Tierney tweeted: 'The word ""#Trust"" coming out of the mouths of #Holder or #Obama is just rich with and #hypocrisy. #IRS #racebaiters'" Tierney was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 584, 'split': 'train'} entailment 6557 Lilah tweeted: 'When you show your valid 16-25 railcard and shes charges you full price anyway. Great service from Tamworth @LondonMidland' Lilah was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 585, 'split': 'train'} entailment 6558 Johan tweeted: 'suddenly w-wada http://t.co/lwdLPpuDSj' Johan was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 586, 'split': 'train'} entailment 6559 Brandon tweeted: 'Sailing-|ร—|#me #selfie #ootd #cool #cute #girl #tumblr #black #style #rock #punk #vsco... http://t.co/sDn3W9Kqvk' Brandon was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 587, 'split': 'train'} entailment 6560 Brandon tweeted: 'A romantic candlelit dinner for two would cost less if you switched the lights on - ESKOM pic from the 1990's http://t.co/cxnIdmB3qn' Brandon was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 588, 'split': 'train'} entailment 6561 Eleazar tweeted: '@Rickmayhem @dearmothica accordng 2 lawyrs, evidence supported both sides, could hav supportd many differnt scenarios, warranting indictment' Eleazar was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 589, 'split': 'train'} entailment 6562 Jack tweeted: 'The fans needs to be heard tho RT @cupcake78318778: @Sum4uckingMoney @jonso4tindo WENGER WILL NEVER QUITT.SORRY LADS. FOR FEW YEARS..' Jack was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 590, 'split': 'train'} entailment 6563 Addilyn tweeted: 'My prayers have been answered WE OUT' Addilyn was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 591, 'split': 'train'} entailment 6564 Scarlett tweeted: 'Fully charged my #Anker portable charger...it lasted 1/2 an hour. Awesome #Fail' Scarlett was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 592, 'split': 'train'} entailment 6565 Aiden tweeted: 'As if i need more water in my pasture. ' Aiden was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 593, 'split': 'train'} entailment 6566 "Wyatt tweeted: 'It's the crackhead uncle of the HBCU family ""@_KKoolPoINtz_: Every HBCU in Alabama looks at Alabama State sideways lmao!""'" Wyatt was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 594, 'split': 'train'} entailment 6567 Owen tweeted: 'No response always seems to attract response. The ! #aintnobodygottimeforthat' Owen was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 595, 'split': 'train'} entailment 6568 Sami tweeted: 'Girls who can rock this thang~ #PrincipalSwag http://t.co/5eCiip7D3j' Sami was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 596, 'split': 'train'} entailment 6569 Arion tweeted: 'And my christmas shopping is done.' Arion was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 597, 'split': 'train'} entailment 6570 Benjamin tweeted: '@FoulNecromancer lol how and what is a cthulhu ?? Funny autocorrect so helpful ' Benjamin was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 598, 'split': 'train'} entailment 6571 Grant tweeted: 'My son is so thoughtful he loves taking snacks for the class.# always thinking of others #raising him right selfish' Grant was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 599, 'split': 'train'} entailment 6572 Chase tweeted: 'A 21 year old (whatever age you are IDGAF) acting like an immature little @#$%& in public? Yup you're a classy one. #SoNotClassy' Chase was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 600, 'split': 'train'} entailment 6573 Lucas tweeted: 'Update! Punt an Ostrich ? http://t.co/rtw7QI7n2V January 2, 2015 via @TheM3Blog' Lucas was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 601, 'split': 'train'} entailment 6574 Angelina tweeted: 'Hiding in plain sight. By #MichaelBeerens (http://t.co/EJaFcMsIrA) #graffiti #streetart http://t.co/T3kvGtDBO9' Angelina was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 602, 'split': 'train'} entailment 6575 Alana tweeted: '@KmbSmile @MyLittleBloggie when did you get so cynical, Karna!?!?' Alana was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 603, 'split': 'train'} entailment 6576 Jordan tweeted: 'Today is awesome ' Jordan was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 604, 'split': 'train'} entailment 6577 Aaron tweeted: '@carlscards nm, I'm silly and didn't see the website.' Aaron was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 605, 'split': 'train'} entailment 6578 Carissa tweeted: 'Heh, and fat, too. #ShotsFired ' Carissa was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 606, 'split': 'train'} entailment 6579 Gabriel tweeted: '@Braaanchy14: Love randomly waking up at 5:43 am me everyday multiple times :unamused_face::unamused_face:' Gabriel was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 607, 'split': 'train'} entailment 6580 Noah tweeted: 'Christmas shopping on 2hrs sleep is going to be fun!!!!! ' Noah was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 608, 'split': 'train'} entailment 6581 Easton tweeted: 'Stay tuned for drunk videos of my mom' Easton was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 609, 'split': 'train'} entailment 6582 "Marina tweeted: 'The of #American #protesters calling for an end to #RacialProfiling while holding signs referencing "" #BlackPeople "" | #ICantBreathe'" Marina was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 610, 'split': 'train'} entailment 6583 Aliana tweeted: '#sup#twitter#sorry#i#talking#alot#so#i#thort#i#sould#just#say#hi' Aliana was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 611, 'split': 'train'} entailment 6584 Melody tweeted: 'You really know how to treat a girl ' Melody was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 612, 'split': 'train'} entailment 6585 Kaelin tweeted: 'http://t.co/NA81q6lLGp #SchoolSystem Update #Textbook Lies to support #Evolution theory. #Tco... http://t.co/UERNS7uCoM' Kaelin was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 613, 'split': 'train'} entailment 6586 Jackson tweeted: 'This chap seems to be a bit of an over sexed out going extrovert ... Must be his overly masculine voice and demeanor. ' Jackson was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 614, 'split': 'train'} entailment 6587 Kaylei tweeted: 'They bombarded out country #immigration @BBCr4today' Kaylei was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 615, 'split': 'train'} entailment 6588 Tysen tweeted: 'Soooo deep #narrowminds #stopwatchingthenews #andstoppreachingoffyoutube http://t.co/kEcp9We6yA' Tysen was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 616, 'split': 'train'} entailment 6589 Brogan tweeted: '@TheOtherRosie I'm really big supporter of #lawenforcement. Like Sheriff Clarke said, it's all theatrics. #Ferguson @foxandfriends' Brogan was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 617, 'split': 'train'} entailment 6590 Gabriel tweeted: 'Feels like we been playing against the refs most games. That was a clean Wall block that the refs took away. Ugh.' Gabriel was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 618, 'split': 'train'} entailment 6591 Finn tweeted: 'Ed Sheeran smashing out his tunes on the Victoria's Secret catwalk. Ginger legend!' Finn was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 619, 'split': 'train'} entailment 6592 Michael tweeted: '@sharna_woodcock well the pain isn't makin me feel sick anymore so:thumbs_up_sign:be all better for the big fella :father_christmas::wrapped_present:' Michael was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 620, 'split': 'train'} entailment 6593 "Alfred tweeted: 'there is no such thing as ""racists"" because there's only ONE race, HUMAN @RBRNetwork1 @Dolphin__Man @TheOldBreed1775 @jus1314tin @CoutoPanda'" Alfred was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 621, 'split': 'train'} entailment 6594 Sean tweeted: '4 days left to enter @MyFairDaily & @Kallie_E @ErinCondren planner #giveaway http://t.co/jglyhsMWiY Enter to win! #bbloggers #lbloggers' Sean was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 622, 'split': 'train'} entailment 6595 "Libby tweeted: 'Walking down the mall in front of a group of guys and hear ""even the momma got it"" Jesus lol everyone loves polly'" Libby was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 623, 'split': 'train'} entailment 6596 Jacob tweeted: 'I'm okay with snow, but sleet #howaboutno|:face_screaming_in_fear:' Jacob was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 624, 'split': 'train'} entailment 6597 Cooper tweeted: 'Please instagram all your xmas presents I'm dying to see them #nobodycares' Cooper was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 625, 'split': 'train'} entailment 6598 Jack tweeted: 'Patrick Kielty hosting Radio 2's Comedy Awards... ' Jack was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 626, 'split': 'train'} entailment 6599 Omar tweeted: '#instacraze #addiction :face_with_stuck-out_tongue_and_winking_eye: at http://t.co/12RgzDqOR3' Omar was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 627, 'split': 'train'} entailment 6600 Kasyn tweeted: '#ECB #pondering #how #best #to #act, #whether ...: ECB pondering how best to act, not whether ... Reuters โ€“ 19... http://t.co/ve282x8yGy' Kasyn was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 628, 'split': 'train'} entailment 6601 Nafis tweeted: 'World's greatest wars can be won with mind. Invincible is the one going on within mind. #lifequotes #copycatsays' Nafis was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 629, 'split': 'train'} entailment 6602 Emmanuel tweeted: 'I love seeing a guy go 50 and texting in a school zone, #soproud #gpabdrivers' Emmanuel was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 630, 'split': 'train'} entailment 6603 Alondra tweeted: '@sollyakhtar @OK_Magazine @Nikki_Grahame1 #whoISshe LOLOL !!' Alondra was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 631, 'split': 'train'} entailment 6604 Cameron tweeted: 'I can't waitlove#this#is#love#and#you#cAn#tell#me#how#much#this#is#gonna#last#beth#rip#twd#forever#bae... http://t.co/HGOILGoFoS' Cameron was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 632, 'split': 'train'} entailment 6605 Matthew tweeted: 'Main issue with the walking dead- you forget to breathe when you're watching. So bloody good #WalkingDead' Matthew was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 633, 'split': 'train'} entailment 6606 Mikayla tweeted: '@BowlerBarrister I'll be a bit sweaty by the time I get to you!' Mikayla was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 634, 'split': 'train'} entailment 6607 Eli tweeted: '@sethedel @FisolaNYDN Until he becomes the most loved athlete in his new city.' Eli was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 635, 'split': 'train'} entailment 6608 James tweeted: 'It's too early to be awake! :confounded_face:' James was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 636, 'split': 'train'} entailment 6609 "Harrison tweeted: 'Wassup buddy....hows everything. ..will look for you ""@EduMkareThaDj: @IamNickRwigi boss kupotea nayo..Acha hizo #notcool bro ""'" Harrison was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 637, 'split': 'train'} entailment 6610 Jayse tweeted: '.@ThatNeilGuy Isn't it great how all those ppl have done a public mea culpa since that didn't happen? ' Jayse was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 638, 'split': 'train'} entailment 6611 "Blake tweeted: 'My teacher just gave me an ""I feel sorry for you look"" I must look really adorable... '" Blake was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 639, 'split': 'train'} entailment 6612 Moyinoluwa tweeted: ' :-|Gifted by the God|Improved with Skills| #KarmicThought #WiseWord' Moyinoluwa was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 640, 'split': 'train'} entailment 6613 Liam tweeted: '@honestfandom oh mature girls ' Liam was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 641, 'split': 'train'} entailment 6614 Ethan tweeted: '@dohanews they can use white/maroon xmas trees :) ' Ethan was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 642, 'split': 'train'} entailment 6615 Myah tweeted: 'Sure Staff... Now Hiring. http://t.co/HDgfxG7elF' Myah was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 643, 'split': 'train'} entailment 6616 Arhianna tweeted: 'Love working and be exhausted all the time ' Arhianna was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 644, 'split': 'train'} entailment 6617 Brett tweeted: 'I hate when random people get in the hot tub with me #favthings https://t.co/RsjUcgRhJv' Brett was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 645, 'split': 'train'} entailment 6618 Sam tweeted: ' just our problem - The Express Tribune http://t.co/KmDQn0IZ3P' Sam was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 646, 'split': 'train'} entailment 6619 Tyler tweeted: 'Si Ms. Educ hehehe clear my ignorance :smiling_face_with_heart-shaped_eyes::face_with_tears_of_joy:' Tyler was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 647, 'split': 'train'} entailment 6620 Brandon tweeted: '#SteveHarvey worships #Obama b/c he doesn't research, then calls every1 else ignorant. #Fuck this guy. http://t.co/4ENfDvU4hN #Idiot' Brandon was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 648, 'split': 'train'} entailment 6621 Michaela tweeted: 'Can't wait to see all the ig pics of people bragging about what they got #noonegivesafuck' Michaela was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 649, 'split': 'train'} entailment 6622 Luke tweeted: '330am benedryl runs for an allergic reaction to a drug which literally saves millions of lives every year. #yippee #happiness ' Luke was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 650, 'split': 'train'} entailment 6623 Griffin tweeted: 'Quizfreak http://t.co/Xh84TdHpoc #proud #Brummie over here xxx' Griffin was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 651, 'split': 'train'} entailment 6624 Steve tweeted: 'Just submitted my final paper of the semester. It's only a make-it or break-it on whether I pass the class. No big deal. :expressionless_face::thumbs_down_sign: ' Steve was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 652, 'split': 'train'} entailment 6625 Damien tweeted: 'Pediatric Grand Rounds on statin therapy and the dyslipidemia of obesity. Breakfast on offer is 2 grand platters of donuts. ' Damien was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 653, 'split': 'train'} entailment 6626 Tylan tweeted: 'Me: my stomach is upset.| My stomach: I AM MORE THAN UPSET! ' Tylan was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 654, 'split': 'train'} entailment 6627 Owen tweeted: '@TheHockeyNews @THNRyanKennedy not bad for a kid from Az. Hockey doesn't work in the desert. ' Owen was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 655, 'split': 'train'} entailment 6628 Hadi tweeted: 'Ohio State putting it #OnWisconsin ... No match.' Hadi was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 656, 'split': 'train'} entailment 6629 Staci tweeted: 'Love it when you can see people have read you facebook private message but they just don't reply ' Staci was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 657, 'split': 'train'} entailment 6630 Adalynn tweeted: 'I need new boots for my birthday.. And by new boots I mean like 3 or 4 pairs :smiling_face_with_open_mouth_and_smiling_eyes::smiling_face_with_open_mouth_and_smiling_eyes: #ineednewboots #boots' Adalynn was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 658, 'split': 'train'} entailment 6631 Valerie tweeted: 'The ever so caring @rupertmurdoch gets to see the siege ending first. Great journalism. ' Valerie was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 659, 'split': 'train'} entailment 6632 Freya tweeted: '@lb_southwark Why don't you Tarmac all the speed humps in The Cut in 1 go instead of bit by bit as the brickwork disintegrates!|:rocket:Science' Freya was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 660, 'split': 'train'} entailment 6633 Jenine tweeted: 'Go go Power Rangers! #f2xmasparty http://t.co/A8xOlFt1ub' Jenine was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 661, 'split': 'train'} entailment 6634 Brandon tweeted: 'What a good way to start the New Year..|' Brandon was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 662, 'split': 'train'} entailment 6635 Aiden tweeted: 'Sitting in this hall is fun!!:unamused_face: ' Aiden was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 663, 'split': 'train'} entailment 6636 Gabriella tweeted: 'Rodgers needs to go man , didn't think I would ever say it but he has bought some shit players there #good #enough' Gabriella was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 664, 'split': 'train'} entailment 6637 Yarelin tweeted: '#Bit #Chair #Comfy #Mind #Nope #ikea #decor|Please RT: http://t.co/Ltwy7dhZFf http://t.co/D0TaUm1HuH' Yarelin was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 665, 'split': 'train'} entailment 6638 Samantha tweeted: 'I think #Stars are just the most gorgeous things in this world :sparkles:' Samantha was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 666, 'split': 'train'} entailment 6639 "Toby tweeted: '@fuegalove: @princessTAYLER: Me and Cam Newton will be engaged by the end of this year just wait on it lmao"" BYYER FOOLISHA""< #NewWayToCommunicate' Benjamin was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 737, 'split': 'train'} entailment 6710 Jesiah tweeted: '@STN_Airport your busy staff standing about when people queue #joke http://t.co/IS904hBqnK' Jesiah was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 738, 'split': 'train'} entailment 6711 Joseph tweeted: '#Dallas #traffic I sure missed you! @ Downtown Dallas Traffic http://t.co/ryHS7wiLb7' Joseph was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 739, 'split': 'train'} entailment 6712 Wyatt tweeted: 'i.e. cutting gov't spending, as Harper has done w/ public sector jobs, injures the economy & multiplier effect of those jobs #cdnpoli 2/2' Wyatt was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 740, 'split': 'train'} entailment 6713 Arrington tweeted: '@ColossusBets reminds of me of myself when i was younger||' Arrington was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 741, 'split': 'train'} entailment 6714 Matthew tweeted: 'Fear & Loathing in Las Ukras: http://t.co/W7lDS7pqAt. #Politics #Russia #Ukraine ' Matthew was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 742, 'split': 'train'} entailment 6715 Jenelle tweeted: 'somebody wake me up early tomorrow ive been facing weird aches in my back since early december .,. and why do u think that relates madaka' Jenelle was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 743, 'split': 'train'} entailment 6716 Macy tweeted: '@karan139 so funny lolololol ' Macy was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 744, 'split': 'train'} entailment 6717 Sara tweeted: '@WNSource So we can see Reigns do a lame superman punch & a spear? Gee, can't wait! #RAW ' Sara was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 745, 'split': 'train'} entailment 6718 Anthony tweeted: '#np #NowPlaying #NowListening #Music Of Dying On Your Birthday by #Senses Fail from the #album: #Let It E... http://t.co/UVua6B8dJW' Anthony was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 746, 'split': 'train'} entailment 6719 Ryusei tweeted: 'I love cold winter days cause I never know when my car decides not to start :expressionless_face: ' Ryusei was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 747, 'split': 'train'} entailment 6720 Maraya tweeted: '@msmalcriada @ershannon Time to listen to ppl complain bout their lot in life bec they cudnt make themselves anything??? Yay!!!! ' Maraya was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 748, 'split': 'train'} entailment 6721 Joshua tweeted: 'I picked a great night to not want to sleep. ' Joshua was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 749, 'split': 'train'} entailment 6722 Nicholas tweeted: 'It's hot, it's humid & you're wearing uggs. Wow. Nice style! ' Nicholas was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 750, 'split': 'train'} entailment 6723 Malia tweeted: 'OMG YES. 7:30 FINALS ON A FRIDAY ARE MY FAVORITE. :smiling_face_with_heart-shaped_eyes::heavy_black_heart:๏ธ:information_desk_person: ' Malia was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 751, 'split': 'train'} entailment 6724 Kaleb tweeted: '@knowonehome: It's really difficult not to bark back at my pms-ing daughter. When bae tweets about you <' Kaleb was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 752, 'split': 'train'} entailment 6725 Aiden tweeted: '@Ego_Gets_Dollas @DBrooks55 Kick Raiola out of the league. #Scumbag #RepeatOffender #OneGameIsNotEnough' Aiden was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 753, 'split': 'train'} entailment 6726 Lundyn tweeted: 'Today is awesome! ' Lundyn was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 754, 'split': 'train'} entailment 6727 "Jaiden tweeted: 'Oh, joy! 'Tis the season for ""Christmas came early"" leads. #DoBetter'" Jaiden was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 755, 'split': 'train'} entailment 6728 Alexander tweeted: 'It's freezing out there & very hazy .... Just want to go home.' Alexander was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 756, 'split': 'train'} entailment 6729 Nataya tweeted: 'Can't wait to see that he has not talked to me and that he will never do it. ' Nataya was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 757, 'split': 'train'} entailment 6730 Jayden tweeted: '@ArranArmitage because I find people with different ideas and ways of life interesting.' Jayden was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 758, 'split': 'train'} entailment 6731 Ethen tweeted: 'Just ordered 10 new pairs of underwear from Victoria Secret :smiling_face_with_heart-shaped_eyes: #yay' Ethen was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 759, 'split': 'train'} entailment 6732 Kamden tweeted: '#Big #match #verdict: Tottenham's #Chelsea #loss #was #another #dark #night #at #the ...: There was no end to... http://t.co/ozmBpRPR95' Kamden was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 760, 'split': 'train'} entailment 6733 "Samuel tweeted: '@AndreDrummondd What do you order at Kona Grill? For ""fast food"" Sushi, that place is delish.'" Samuel was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 761, 'split': 'train'} entailment 6734 "Katie tweeted: 'Here's an ""It's cold and I had to scrape windows so I'm sad"" selfie...gotta love living that hotel life http://t.co/ibBzS3ELQC'" Katie was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 762, 'split': 'train'} entailment 6735 Jon tweeted: 'Lol, who throws middle fingers up in pictures anymore? Oh, you're bad. ' Jon was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 763, 'split': 'train'} entailment 6736 "Jayden tweeted: 'Day 9 ""something your reading"" #decemberchallenge #lovehistory#lovenonfiction..:white_heavy_check_mark: @ Our Cosy House http://t.co/zPXG1tou3o'" Jayden was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 764, 'split': 'train'} entailment 6737 Liam tweeted: 'Climate change redux: CALIFORNIANS experience drought & voted for bonds to cover.Climate changed &now we have most rain in 100 years. ' Liam was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 765, 'split': 'train'} entailment 6738 Richard tweeted: '@jerridsebesta my mom told me not to do it, but I'm fine' Richard was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 766, 'split': 'train'} entailment 6739 Chelsea tweeted: 'Look really awake and like I've made an effort today ' Chelsea was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 767, 'split': 'train'} entailment 6740 Markell tweeted: 'My dove wrapper told me to be mischievous, so if anything happens, that's my extenuating, external attribution to blame #psych' Markell was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 768, 'split': 'train'} entailment 6741 Lena tweeted: '@tinyRetard *kisses you cheek* that's enough. im not a love bot.' Lena was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 769, 'split': 'train'} entailment 6742 Matthew tweeted: '@KimBhasin @HuffingtonPost So is he banded from wearing the clothes? #Karma' Matthew was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 770, 'split': 'train'} entailment 6743 Bradley tweeted: '@Madalyn_Biggs4 yeah that's it ' Bradley was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 771, 'split': 'train'} entailment 6744 Grayson tweeted: 'hula hoops, hot chocolate and law revision. my breaks in work are filled with glamour and fun. ' Grayson was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 772, 'split': 'train'} entailment 6745 Henry tweeted: 'They are still trying to decide if it's terrorism?? OMG! #sydneysiege' Henry was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 773, 'split': 'train'} entailment 6746 Jayce tweeted: 'The fandom showing its mature side as always when it's about this kind of topic ' Jayce was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 774, 'split': 'train'} entailment 6747 Daniel tweeted: 'I love putting Flobeam mechs back together.||' Daniel was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 775, 'split': 'train'} entailment 6748 Slate tweeted: 'Like Tyndall's system I just think Robert Hubbs should play more he gives us another scorer and a consistent 3pt shooter that our O needs' Slate was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 776, 'split': 'train'} entailment 6749 Siyona tweeted: '@BillfromBendigo You are no fun at all!' Siyona was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 777, 'split': 'train'} entailment 6750 Jordan tweeted: 'Why I love penguins of Madagascar #humor #reliefcomedy' Jordan was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 778, 'split': 'train'} entailment 6751 Aaron tweeted: '@carnsoreboxer you'd really want to watch that!! #excessivecomsumption !' Aaron was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 779, 'split': 'train'} entailment 6752 Cameron tweeted: 'That was a very rememberable new years kiss :face_with_tears_of_joy::kiss_mark::heavy_black_heart:๏ธ #lovemyrelationship' Cameron was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 780, 'split': 'train'} entailment 6753 Aiden tweeted: '480 W crawling at 7:30 am. Great start to Thursday. #CLEtraffic #cleveland #traffic' Aiden was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 781, 'split': 'train'} entailment 6754 Isai tweeted: 'Just realized that the name of the comic sans' creator means asshole in French #nooffense ' Isai was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 782, 'split': 'train'} entailment 6755 Jocelyn tweeted: 'Is Khallilah Henriques NNN all there? She mostly sounds blonde,but this morning confirmed it#Ignorant on race relations#Articulate Minority.' Jocelyn was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 783, 'split': 'train'} entailment 6756 Tyler tweeted: 'It's just SUPER to be ignored when you put out a desperate plea. ' Tyler was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 784, 'split': 'train'} entailment 6757 Kortni tweeted: 'Bhopal victims don't get justice aft 30yrs but don't find place in prime and a man traveling in business cls is prime time news.. ' Kortni was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 785, 'split': 'train'} entailment 6758 Stryker tweeted: 'This link will be relevant in a couple of days. http://t.co/EH75woor3u' Stryker was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 786, 'split': 'train'} entailment 6759 Bradley tweeted: 'i think BurgerKing is working with the SJWs. my fries are as salty as SJWs about @Totalbiscuit winning an award' Bradley was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 787, 'split': 'train'} entailment 6760 Charlotte tweeted: 'I'm over these white hoes ' Charlotte was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 788, 'split': 'train'} entailment 6761 Alina tweeted: 'Caribbean girls anthem Caribbean Girls by Stainless MOB now in stores online http://t.co/gSMHCTKPvV #IYON #Dancehall' Alina was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 789, 'split': 'train'} entailment 6762 Violet tweeted: 'It seems that Erdogan sends his best regards to the EU ' Violet was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 790, 'split': 'train'} entailment 6763 Anthony tweeted: 'Yay for my family leaving & going to Seneca & leaving me to fend for myself. ' Anthony was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 791, 'split': 'train'} entailment 6764 Alonzo tweeted: '@yenisley Aww, you poor thing, I feel so bad for you being in sunny Florida. I don't know how you can handle it! ;)' Alonzo was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 792, 'split': 'train'} entailment 6765 Liam tweeted: '@jaketapper CA$H tweetin bout #BlackLivesMatter & #ICantBreathe ||NEWSvid- http://t.co/2667mS1bHz ||Start at http://t.co/GViBiZ4ZsH beatsEBT' Liam was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 793, 'split': 'train'} entailment 6766 Kailynn tweeted: 'A SMILE is a smile is a smile is a smile is a SMILE IS A MILLION PEOPLE STARING AT YOUR PISSED PANTS MANIC LAUGHTER smile' Kailynn was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 794, 'split': 'train'} entailment 6767 Giana tweeted: 'Casper the friendly ghost on 2 levels! #thingsmichelleobamathinksareracist' Giana was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 795, 'split': 'train'} entailment 6768 Josie tweeted: 'then there's this @HotNostrilsrFun @Rapmonster @RBRNetwork1 @officialgumby @OrionSLU http://t.co/CwaAYwUwGl' Josie was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 796, 'split': 'train'} entailment 6769 Frederick tweeted: '@sufisal @Muhammad123Ali Putting 123 between Muhammad and Ali? I find your own twitter ID quite blasphemic and offending ' Frederick was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 797, 'split': 'train'} entailment 6770 Selina tweeted: 'yeah English stop saying Jane's word' Selina was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 798, 'split': 'train'} entailment 6771 Aaron tweeted: '@CommunityMike what's the law for parking on a residential street, on the opposite side of the road facing the wrong direction? #curiosity' Aaron was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 799, 'split': 'train'} entailment 6772 "Josiah tweeted: 'Good job @pmharper...""@globebusiness: Same-sex marriage harms free speech, new Ontario judge wrote in 2012 http://t.co/Y2vaFlYfbm"" '" Josiah was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 800, 'split': 'train'} entailment 6773 Charleigh tweeted: 'Don't forget the true meaning of Christmas:person_with_folded_hands:' Charleigh was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 801, 'split': 'train'} entailment 6774 Zharia tweeted: 'Um, really @RollingStone? #nothanks #UVA http://t.co/8ARdG99p8L' Zharia was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 802, 'split': 'train'} entailment 6775 Sacred tweeted: '#phillhughes #63 #out we will miss u always respect for u http://t.co/1bJQAKjyxl' Sacred was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 803, 'split': 'train'} entailment 6776 Nathan tweeted: '@heyingridnilsen I miss seeing your face and t-Rex hands everyday on Vlogmas:loudly_crying_face::face_throwing_a_kiss: -Rexemoji:see-no-evil_monkey:' Nathan was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 804, 'split': 'train'} entailment 6777 Dawson tweeted: 'Gawd! I love 9am lectures and 4-6pm lectures. ' Dawson was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 805, 'split': 'train'} entailment 6778 Josue tweeted: 'Wearing my @BriBrows22 rangers shirt, flipping off a crowd in his hometown of boston. So much http://t.co/e7W8prHTE0' Josue was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 806, 'split': 'train'} entailment 6779 Griffin tweeted: 'Since when did train fare get so expensive?? Jesus! Might aswell of drove.... Shame I'm drinking ' Griffin was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 807, 'split': 'train'} entailment 6780 Amira tweeted: 'The city that only sleeps on mass transit. #naptime #isntitironic #donchathink #imnotsure... http://t.co/yKcxmW5dVX' Amira was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 808, 'split': 'train'} entailment 6781 Sabrina tweeted: 'I hate babysitting when I'm sick because all I wanna do is sleep but I can't :pensive_face:' Sabrina was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 809, 'split': 'train'} entailment 6782 Tristion tweeted: 'I now have ZERO resect for DeMarcus Cousins.' Tristion was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 810, 'split': 'train'} entailment 6783 Suhana tweeted: 'Uhhh can't sleep someone like n I'll text u my phones dry ass fuck fr #am #a #boring#person' Suhana was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 811, 'split': 'train'} entailment 6784 Tyler tweeted: 'Jordan fan here|| :face_with_stuck-out_tongue: -not a hater. http://t.co/daNzVEUucm' Tyler was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 812, 'split': 'train'} entailment 6785 Nicholas tweeted: '@RadhikaMukherji y r women considered inferior2men by society even wen in most of d families 2day men need women4decision making! :D' Nicholas was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 813, 'split': 'train'} entailment 6786 Jeshua tweeted: '@ErrolNazareth @SEvangeline @ShakuraSaida That is fine company!' Jeshua was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 814, 'split': 'train'} entailment 6787 Aaliyah tweeted: 'Well that's my Becky in London with her nan, an the big girl dan too start her new job tomorrow #feelingabandoned haha' Aaliyah was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 815, 'split': 'train'} entailment 6788 Ashlynn tweeted: 'It's okay, you know playing loud music during quiet hours is perfectly fine.. #somepplhavetostudy' Ashlynn was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 816, 'split': 'train'} entailment 6789 Bentley tweeted: '@TomBull114 @MatthewBull07 were not American it's mum' Bentley was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 817, 'split': 'train'} entailment 6790 John tweeted: 'It's beginning to look a lot like....||... Intravenous!||#selfie #xmasdo #xmasparty @officialmrstorm http://t.co/ur5mUJXpDG' John was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 818, 'split': 'train'} entailment 6791 Kyaire tweeted: 'I have such a loving family ' Kyaire was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 819, 'split': 'train'} entailment 6792 Colt tweeted: 'Probably just scarred the cleaning lady half to death because she didn't know I was home.' Colt was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 820, 'split': 'train'} entailment 6793 Greyson tweeted: 'It's not even 9 and I've already called the cops twice.. Damn I love my job :unamused_face: ' Greyson was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 821, 'split': 'train'} entailment 6794 Abdallah tweeted: 'Oh crap, Mac shutdown corrupted iPhoto so hours of rebuild ahead, so might as well eat and drink! #FestiveFattyBumBum' Abdallah was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 822, 'split': 'train'} entailment 6795 Akram tweeted: 'It's great to hear a bloodcurdling scream at 4 in the morning... ' Akram was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 823, 'split': 'train'} entailment 6796 Amare tweeted: 'Have successfully avoided everything from season 4 - which I've not seen and there's an S5 one, in my timeline. Thanks Indy! ' Amare was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 824, 'split': 'train'} entailment 6797 Blain tweeted: '@FAOnews @AMISoutlook And why are these amazingly small opportunities to sustain life going into feeding animals which we then kill? ' Blain was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 825, 'split': 'train'} entailment 6798 Reid tweeted: 'Can't get over this very British weather! Remember to check under you cars and wheels for any small animals, they like to hide under cars :cat_face::dog_face:' Reid was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 826, 'split': 'train'} entailment 6799 Bridget tweeted: 'It is so rewarding to work in a place where the teachers and students have been reduced to nothing but numbers and test scores. ' Bridget was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 827, 'split': 'train'} entailment 6800 Joslyn tweeted: 'Our physics exam was quite fun... #Prelim' Joslyn was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 828, 'split': 'train'} entailment 6801 Gabriel tweeted: 'Photoset: leupagus: itsxandy: thefingerfuckingfemalefury: sevenpoints: getting paid enough to put up... http://t.co/4MXvFgslSC' Gabriel was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 829, 'split': 'train'} entailment 6802 Alexia tweeted: 'Officer #Jenny is a single www.MonsterMMORPG. com #entity. cestas follow @MonsterMMORPG #dancing' Alexia was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 830, 'split': 'train'} entailment 6803 Jennifer tweeted: 'Will #NASA go metric before it inches to Mars? 3,600 miles is 5,794 kms by the way #OrionLaunch #NASA_Orion http://t.co/eWPJLc4ZSS' Jennifer was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 831, 'split': 'train'} entailment 6804 Ian tweeted: '@UoCDisSupp @DuchenneNow @ActionDuchenne @Duchenne_Heroes I'm off to visit great-nephew very ill, only 20 fair' Ian was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 832, 'split': 'train'} entailment 6805 Carter tweeted: 'anw as long as there's nothing going on with the both of u rn, i can still forgive u but i cant promise to forget ' Carter was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 833, 'split': 'train'} entailment 6806 Luis tweeted: '#Fears #for #female #Saudi #activist as #detention for #driving a #car is #extended http://t.co/kXKPawBJx1 via @guardian' Luis was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 834, 'split': 'train'} entailment 6807 Ralynn tweeted: 'Oh and it's a positively balmy 7c ' Ralynn was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 835, 'split': 'train'} entailment 6808 Marissa tweeted: 'I #may or may be #watching #Rockos #Modern #Life... #ForeverA90sKid #ImNotTheWallabyIusedToBe' Marissa was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 836, 'split': 'train'} entailment 6809 Dayron tweeted: 'decided to do a really fun thing, left myself 15 hours to sit an exam and write 3 x min. 1000 word essays ' Dayron was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 837, 'split': 'train'} entailment 6810 Dalton tweeted: '@restlessduncan @SR_Duncan I accept him the way he is...' Dalton was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 838, 'split': 'train'} entailment 6811 Tionna tweeted: '@jimmyk52501 @MotherJones @NickBaumann I love when the wilfully ignorant embraces hate and still think they hold a moral high ground |' Tionna was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 839, 'split': 'train'} entailment 6812 Michael tweeted: '@KyleCGShore a kiss on the cheek next time is enough :)' Michael was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 840, 'split': 'train'} entailment 6813 Richard tweeted: '@salgovernale No clue what you were talking about? Well that's a first! ' Richard was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 841, 'split': 'train'} entailment 6814 Brooke tweeted: ' a bad game last night. Way to go Packers! http://t.co/9vvSvsEnmF' Brooke was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 842, 'split': 'train'} entailment 6815 Damari tweeted: '@stillfallin_ great Christmas. ' Damari was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 843, 'split': 'train'} entailment 6816 Rocco tweeted: 'Florida authorities say 1 police officer shot and killed http://t.co/DjcjLrbeRw #Florida #TarponSprings #TampaBay' Rocco was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 844, 'split': 'train'} entailment 6817 Hendrix tweeted: 'I was wrong when I thought I will find a way that doesn't lead 2 you' Hendrix was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 845, 'split': 'train'} entailment 6818 Tristan tweeted: '@ManuclearBomb Players are penalized for not playing defense as you're aware. David Ortiz barely above average in '14 based on WAR.' Tristan was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 846, 'split': 'train'} entailment 6819 Kizzie tweeted: '14 units next semester plus work yes so excited for that!!! ' Kizzie was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 847, 'split': 'train'} entailment 6820 Kier tweeted: 'i need to start going to bed earlier...smh, goodnight everyone, or should i say goodmorning haha #morning ... http://t.co/cGCD326NWF' Kier was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 848, 'split': 'train'} entailment 6821 Brayden tweeted: '@SheikhLarki try Naheed akhtar & nayyara noor too. gOLD stash.' Brayden was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 849, 'split': 'train'} entailment 6822 Mattie tweeted: '@HeyAmie @brad4word I have no idea why Brad would be in the doghouse...' Mattie was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 850, 'split': 'train'} entailment 6823 Samantha tweeted: 'BBC News - 'Skywalker' passport cancelled because it was 'frivolous' #trademarks http://t.co/chTEamOZcC' Samantha was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 851, 'split': 'train'} entailment 6824 Elijah tweeted: '@kathleen1350 @GopherFootball @jamieyuccas Jamie took over my account. Don't worry' Elijah was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 852, 'split': 'train'} entailment 6825 Nathan tweeted: 'Finally 2015 will be a worry free year for me. ' Nathan was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 853, 'split': 'train'} entailment 6826 Jesus tweeted: 'Tomorrow's afternoon #NFL sked in #PanamaCity area: WECP 12p #KCvsPIT, 3:25p #INDvsDAL; WPGX 12p #ATLvsNO.' Jesus was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 854, 'split': 'train'} entailment 6827 Raymond tweeted: '@br_radio @BR_NFL @JasonPhilCole no duh. ? Is will owners fire Goodell for it? My guess he gets a raise #GoodellMustGo' Raymond was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 855, 'split': 'train'} entailment 6828 Jorden tweeted: '@LucelinaB82 I be surprised at how many ppl have me blocked :weary_face::weary_face::weary_face: #ITalkTooMuchShit #YOURSTILLCLOCKINGMETHO #ThatsWhyYourGirlStillFollows' Jorden was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 856, 'split': 'train'} entailment 6829 Mason tweeted: '#politics is not my cup of tea says #sonakshi @sonakshisinha of #lingaa fame . #sonakshi dad #shatru is our top #bjp leader' Mason was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 857, 'split': 'train'} entailment 6830 Mareli tweeted: '@K_TR69 @tracieeeeee @KDunham4Prez too much of that herb. New trend of potheads contributing to society maybe? Darn that ' Mareli was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 858, 'split': 'train'} entailment 6831 Haylee tweeted: 'EXO COMING SOON 2015||Better pray this is better with 10 members *sighs* But either way, obssessed fans would still be obssesed ._.' Haylee was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 859, 'split': 'train'} entailment 6832 Noah tweeted: 'Big 12 fans flocking to support TCU after that OU beat down, Texas loss, and WVU manhandling lol.' Noah was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 860, 'split': 'train'} entailment 6833 Mathew tweeted: 'I have a VERY limited number of press seats available for a Meet Me There screening in Austin on January 21. Hit me up, press types.' Mathew was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 861, 'split': 'train'} entailment 6834 Aiden tweeted: '.@toppscards I couldn't find the letter in my binder, but I did find these! http://t.co/AZ68gH8y7v' Aiden was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 862, 'split': 'train'} entailment 6835 Bianca tweeted: '@peta @KemDizzle and how many animals does peta kill every year.|#hypocrisy #idiots|might want to point CID inward!' Bianca was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 863, 'split': 'train'} entailment 6836 Harvey tweeted: 'I love waking up at 3am feeling like my insides are being chopped into tiny pieces and set on fire. #killmenow :loudly_crying_face::hocho::fire:' Harvey was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 864, 'split': 'train'} entailment 6837 "Marshon tweeted: '@Darhino_ @joystiq sure! ""wow, Nintendo has achieved what Sony already did years ago"" '" Marshon was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 865, 'split': 'train'} entailment 6838 Jaslyn tweeted: '#America #continues to show us that it is here for #BlackPeople even though http://t.co/plj8KgPsbu' Jaslyn was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 866, 'split': 'train'} entailment 6839 Kaidyn tweeted: 'hmmm. I do wonder why Astec has one fewer employee? #lol ' Kaidyn was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 867, 'split': 'train'} entailment 6840 Griffin tweeted: '@falklands_utd @StanCollymore I'm sure you're all inconsolable ' Griffin was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 868, 'split': 'train'} entailment 6841 Miguel tweeted: 'Listening to the rain in bed #Peacefull :umbrella_with_rain_drops:๏ธ:splashing_sweat_symbol::droplet::splashing_sweat_symbol:' Miguel was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 869, 'split': 'train'} entailment 6842 Garrick tweeted: 'Yay for getting pink eye again! #whyme' Garrick was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 870, 'split': 'train'} entailment 6843 Dylan tweeted: 'wow what great banter from @WillHart2014 ' Dylan was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 871, 'split': 'train'} entailment 6844 Elena tweeted: 'DNA from Richard III has thrown up a surprise: evidence of infidelity in his family tree. http://t.co/tXu9ZtrNaX ||Well I'm SHOCKED. ' Elena was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 872, 'split': 'train'} entailment 6845 Lucas tweeted: 'Isn't it great to sleep 5 hours and feel like a million bucks? #gettingold' Lucas was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 873, 'split': 'train'} entailment 6846 Landon tweeted: '@DianeWilmot1 @deray I honestly haven't a clue. I'd hope there were some since the surveillance cams I've seen show barely anything' Landon was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 874, 'split': 'train'} entailment 6847 Conner tweeted: 'People who don't get : you are THE BEST!' Conner was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 875, 'split': 'train'} entailment 6848 Noah tweeted: 'I liked a @YouTube video http://t.co/Jzuvo7lsxW NEW Chocolate Bar Palette Review | Semi Sweet vs. Original' Noah was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 876, 'split': 'train'} entailment 6849 Emmanuel tweeted: 'Can't wait for my 7:30am #dental appointment tomorrow!|Oh time please speed through today! !' Emmanuel was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 877, 'split': 'train'} entailment 6850 "Paola tweeted: '@legallyblonde64 @PBuffkin ""I can't look at a bridge without crying now.""'" Paola was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 878, 'split': 'train'} entailment 6851 Leo tweeted: 'Love how I can never fall asleep #insomnia' Leo was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 879, 'split': 'train'} entailment 6852 Kevin tweeted: '@sophiaqualquer what for ? waste of time...:)' Kevin was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 880, 'split': 'train'} entailment 6853 Joel tweeted: 'Can we trade McCain? Biden helps Republicans more than McCain. In any other time, McCain would be a Democrat. | http://t.co/SitsHhM6W2' Joel was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 881, 'split': 'train'} entailment 6854 Gitty tweeted: 'Happy Monday! Hate mondays.' Gitty was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 882, 'split': 'train'} entailment 6855 Jermiah tweeted: 'Is holding not a rule anymore?' Jermiah was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 883, 'split': 'train'} entailment 6856 Nicholas tweeted: '@burninggoats no doubt. And we wonder why Xmas makes ppl crazy?!' Nicholas was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 884, 'split': 'train'} entailment 6857 Emerson tweeted: '@LadySandersfarm: @intreeg_me It did get yo lazy butt outta bed, didn't it now. Thanks for proving my point!' Emerson was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 885, 'split': 'train'} entailment 6858 Paxton tweeted: 'its not that so much as his lies and deceit, @TimOwensby @RBRNetwork1 @TheOldBreed1775 @real_smart_guy3 @DFW_AlertsCTC' Paxton was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 886, 'split': 'train'} entailment 6859 "Isaac tweeted: 'I liked a @YouTube video from @jdfromny206 http://t.co/oeb8mtMIpj WWE 2K15 (PS4) My Career Mode Ep: #12: ""TRIPLE THREAT"" | WWE 2K15'" Isaac was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 887, 'split': 'train'} entailment 6860 Ace tweeted: 'Hey, @HLTVorg. DenialCSGO decided that they want to replace @denialfugly and I'm their new player. #NAShuffle Nobody is safe. #CSGO ' Ace was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 888, 'split': 'train'} entailment 6861 Jonah tweeted: 'This time change is crazy. Everyones all up here like woohoo its 11am lets live life! & I'm like it is 5am & I have not slept at all yet.' Jonah was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 889, 'split': 'train'} entailment 6862 Christian tweeted: 'Why isn't there a playoff legend Romo? @EASPORTS_MUT ' Christian was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 890, 'split': 'train'} entailment 6863 Breasia tweeted: '#Palestinian #Authority -- #Abbas #trades #stalemate for #confrontation in #ICC #move. http://t.co/rDKOFf0s39 via @reuters' Breasia was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 891, 'split': 'train'} entailment 6864 Lewis tweeted: '@P333Games @AskPlayStation thnx all sorted now.. #kids #happy :smiling_face_with_smiling_eyes:.. Thanks again @P333Games for trying to help most of all thaku for replying' Lewis was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 892, 'split': 'train'} entailment 6865 Bentley tweeted: 'How to know when he really loves you. #tmi #imsorry #chickfila http://t.co/ghhfbkyW5V' Bentley was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 893, 'split': 'train'} entailment 6866 Malik tweeted: 'Damit, this fatima bhutto has an instagram account but not pics of her. Some random shit...and then ppl i follow keep posting pics. ' Malik was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 894, 'split': 'train'} entailment 6867 Betsaida tweeted: 'I love how today is going ' Betsaida was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 895, 'split': 'train'} entailment 6868 Landyn tweeted: 'Tribute to a brave elephant simply defending his family. http://t.co/Mo74x8M5kA' Landyn was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 896, 'split': 'train'} entailment 6869 Aubrielle tweeted: '@BlogOfErised so I gave up and am now heading for bed orz' Aubrielle was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 897, 'split': 'train'} entailment 6870 Samuel tweeted: 'So nice to have a final before the sun is even up :smiling_face_with_smiling_eyes: ' Samuel was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 898, 'split': 'train'} entailment 6871 Rafael tweeted: 'so @AskPlayStation still waiting, my son is very happy enjoing his christmas gift ... i cant understand how u didn't prevent this ...' Rafael was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 899, 'split': 'train'} entailment 6872 Marcus tweeted: 'Count Pushkin to End this fvckin night smh' Marcus was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 900, 'split': 'train'} entailment 6873 Krishiv tweeted: 'Home finally! What a way to start the christmas break!!! :thumbs_up_sign::ok_hand_sign:' Krishiv was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 901, 'split': 'train'} entailment 6874 Grady tweeted: '@JackShiite @BigDaveTsv @MjrElvisNewton You're arguments are obviously very impacted by the fact this family were TSI in appearance.' Grady was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 902, 'split': 'train'} entailment 6875 Antonio tweeted: '@mcquadejennica I just got my tonsils out #lovinglife .. Good luck!!' Antonio was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 903, 'split': 'train'} entailment 6876 Aaliyah tweeted: 'The counter argument... RT @slmandel: If OSU lost last night, Baylor would be in & we'd all be talking about benefits of no Big 12 champ.' Aaliyah was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 904, 'split': 'train'} entailment 6877 Lucy tweeted: 'Oh we get to see The Queens Garden on #itv after she addresses the nation. Just what I always wanted :flushed_face:' Lucy was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 905, 'split': 'train'} entailment 6878 Elijah tweeted: 'Oh how I love fainting randomly ' Elijah was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 906, 'split': 'train'} entailment 6879 Quintan tweeted: '@ViewfromGorgie |My Jambo buddy sees a more Scottish identity emerging for HMFC.|The John Wilson types can travel to Govan.|' Quintan was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 907, 'split': 'train'} entailment 6880 Alexandria tweeted: 'It's such a joy to wake up sick again and not be able to use the one arm I do everything with. ' Alexandria was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 908, 'split': 'train'} entailment 6881 Virginia tweeted: 'Photo: #Say it loud say it #proud! #Nope #never! a quitter and will never #be... #always #winning even... http://t.co/CW8qeDU7NJ' Virginia was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 909, 'split': 'train'} entailment 6882 Zachary tweeted: '#Love is far more important than #money!|The problem is, you only know it once you have money!| #life #humanity' Zachary was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 910, 'split': 'train'} entailment 6883 Colton tweeted: '@CheenaZafar :grinning_face_with_smiling_eyes: contrary to this ... I'm wide awake (caffeine injected consciousness ) :flushed_face:' Colton was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 911, 'split': 'train'} entailment 6884 Joseph tweeted: 'Many of the best ideas come from having fingers too fat for your keyboard. #nimble #agile' Joseph was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 912, 'split': 'train'} entailment 6885 Alex tweeted: 'Time for my babies and I to take this medicine so we can get better:face_with_medical_mask:' Alex was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 913, 'split': 'train'} entailment 6886 Abilene tweeted: 'Yet another out of a million doctor visits tomorrow...so.stoked. ' Abilene was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 914, 'split': 'train'} entailment 6887 Jett tweeted: 'http://t.co/K69PvdLaA5 #TeenAnalCasting #2003 2003 Ford F-150 XLT Mulberry FL 33860' Jett was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 915, 'split': 'train'} entailment 6888 Cami tweeted: 'Been the problem, actually. RT @OBtoojiveforyou: @WashWizards tough road trip. cant win em all but coaching has not been strong.' Cami was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 916, 'split': 'train'} entailment 6889 Samantha tweeted: 'Rolls-Royce, as envisioned by the wonderful people at Mansory #rollsroyce #purple #customcar http://t.co/gbK733wrZ3' Samantha was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 917, 'split': 'train'} entailment 6890 Melody tweeted: 'IT'S DEFINITELY NOT FRIDAY. THE REASON IS: It's Tuesday~! Yesterday it was Monday so why should it be Friday. ' Melody was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 918, 'split': 'train'} entailment 6891 Mckayla tweeted: '@UberStaub you have never seen me' Mckayla was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 919, 'split': 'train'} entailment 6892 Nicolas tweeted: 'Last day of school it was so much fun but not much people came. what a shocker ' Nicolas was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 920, 'split': 'train'} entailment 6893 Iker tweeted: 'Besides some overpriced holiday candles, I haven't seen one #CyberMonday deal worthwhile today. Brutal.' Iker was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 921, 'split': 'train'} entailment 6894 Aaron tweeted: 'This is the weather i just love walking to work in #worst #weatherbomb' Aaron was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 922, 'split': 'train'} entailment 6895 John tweeted: 'The #AdvancedWarfare campaign was only 6 hours -_-|PS: It's still better than BF4's campaign tho (that I didn't finish) :p' John was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 923, 'split': 'train'} entailment 6896 Lincoln tweeted: 'Nothing like waking up to 50+ financial formulas! Yay, for corporate finance comprehensive finals! #finalsweek' Lincoln was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 924, 'split': 'train'} entailment 6897 Gregory tweeted: 'I picked a great week to start a new show on Netflix. #HellOnWheels' Gregory was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 925, 'split': 'train'} entailment 6898 Manuel tweeted: 'Bday lily painting for @laryssam27 :purple_heart: http://t.co/IAzvrBec91' Manuel was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 926, 'split': 'train'} entailment 6899 Aldahir tweeted: '.@tomorrowstand Yup. That's exactly how we do it ' Aldahir was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 927, 'split': 'train'} entailment 6900 Carmela tweeted: '@APMarkLong but it wasn't as bad as that picture seemed to indicate. You're still a very horrible person. ' Carmela was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 928, 'split': 'train'} entailment 6901 Brayan tweeted: ' just like that http://t.co/ppFU03GQGL' Brayan was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 929, 'split': 'train'} entailment 6902 Leland tweeted: 'Can't believe @TAMU is even considering renaming the Academic Building after Perry...b/c he did so much great stuff for public educ? ' Leland was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 930, 'split': 'train'} entailment 6903 Tristan tweeted: 'That's nice. ' Tristan was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 931, 'split': 'train'} entailment 6904 Regina tweeted: 'Check Out this YouTube channel: https://t.co/4t87VM36Y5' Regina was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 932, 'split': 'train'} entailment 6905 Amaliya tweeted: 'It's been a great week for dictators. Congrats North Korea and Cuba. ' Amaliya was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 933, 'split': 'train'} entailment 6906 Tristan tweeted: 'My boy has another cold and spent the night coughing and sneezing all over me #sexy ' Tristan was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 934, 'split': 'train'} entailment 6907 Joshua tweeted: '@ChancelleM have you heard back yet?!' Joshua was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 935, 'split': 'train'} entailment 6908 Jackson tweeted: 'Went to check on 10 cause it was way late for sleeping and BAM she was never here. Why did no1 find it important to tell me this???' Jackson was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 936, 'split': 'train'} entailment 6909 Hayden tweeted: 'The whole world can never get me on my level ' Hayden was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 937, 'split': 'train'} entailment 6910 Ryder tweeted: '@NYPDnews y'all are doing a great job at keeping people safe ' Ryder was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 938, 'split': 'train'} entailment 6911 Isaiah tweeted: 'i dont think it would matter, metric or english, he doesnt understand math @Chillytimbo @brownbearmike1' Isaiah was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 939, 'split': 'train'} entailment 6912 "Kara tweeted: 'Wings? I don't have wings! |""Of course not... You're a boy!""'" Kara was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 940, 'split': 'train'} entailment 6913 Rex tweeted: 'The UofL student ticket policy is such a well thought out plan, good job SGA. #ihateyou' Rex was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 941, 'split': 'train'} entailment 6914 Liliana tweeted: ':fisted_hand_sign: #fistbump #positive #focus #starve #distractions #werk #motivation #createpath #uplift #success... http://t.co/Nzpp4X5j1f' Liliana was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 942, 'split': 'train'} entailment 6915 Trevor tweeted: 'Rants about being pregnant and judged for buying a bottle of wine. Poses weekly for belly pics in front of wine rack. or #fail ?' Trevor was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 943, 'split': 'train'} entailment 6916 Chrishaun tweeted: '@Defothedinosaur get around them ' Chrishaun was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 944, 'split': 'train'} entailment 6917 Kailey tweeted: '@GazTheGooner84 oh right do you know John Parker the pisshead @ParkzTheDon' Kailey was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 945, 'split': 'train'} entailment 6918 Andrew tweeted: '#FEMALECONDOMS |#herpes is #curable, it #can #be #managed.. http://t.co/0Y1t0CNyZx' Andrew was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 946, 'split': 'train'} entailment 6919 Shawn tweeted: 'What an eventful weekend ' Shawn was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 947, 'split': 'train'} entailment 6920 Shealyn tweeted: '@MLS @ussoccer Awesome destination site. High population of 136k, super easy to get to, lots of great sites. Will do well there! .' Shealyn was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 948, 'split': 'train'} entailment 6921 Jackson tweeted: 'Kyle it won't let me @ you? But yeah, we are grown ass men with fast cars. Who gives af lol. And bring it to my room hooah? See ya in a bit.' Jackson was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 949, 'split': 'train'} entailment 6922 Nathan tweeted: '@Parlett316 that's where you are wrong, I can just watch his films and not follow him on Twitter.' Nathan was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 950, 'split': 'train'} entailment 6923 Hafsa tweeted: '@RoryWhite12 @Nick_Stafford I can't remember the last time I saw a newish GTi and have only ever seen 1 Golf R. What has changed?' Hafsa was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 951, 'split': 'train'} entailment 6924 Jack tweeted: 'I really really want apple pie boilo' Jack was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 952, 'split': 'train'} entailment 6925 Luis tweeted: '@NoFlyDawn @daibyday This sounds high, but is safe for short term use. It dramatically increases antimicrobial peptides in the blood.' Luis was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 953, 'split': 'train'} entailment 6926 "Gabriel tweeted: 'Ostentatious ""a showy display designed to impress"". Thats the word I immediately think of when I see a woman feeding her child! #Idiot'" Gabriel was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 954, 'split': 'train'} entailment 6927 Brielle tweeted: '@michael_adair @CelticLiam88 For Queen and country yet they go down and destroy an English city and attack English police lol ' Brielle was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 955, 'split': 'train'} entailment 6928 Oliver tweeted: 'Congrats still SASMVT for a good run. Ulitin nalang ulit ang 6-peat next year :)' Oliver was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 956, 'split': 'train'} entailment 6929 Jesus tweeted: 'She's in Malawi and I'm stuck in joburg fair http://t.co/HIRR63yN1d' Jesus was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 957, 'split': 'train'} entailment 6930 Peter tweeted: 'If someone could come give me a massage that would be gr8' Peter was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 958, 'split': 'train'} entailment 6931 Leonardo tweeted: 'I have #OTH playing in the back ground at work....ohhh #naughty :p but #FUN' Leonardo was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 959, 'split': 'train'} entailment 6932 Brendon tweeted: 'my favorite thing to do on Tuesday is write psychology papers:neutral_face: #killme' Brendon was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 960, 'split': 'train'} entailment 6933 Alaia tweeted: 'Yay for early morning protestors! #heavyamountsofsarcasm' Alaia was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 961, 'split': 'train'} entailment 6934 Leo tweeted: '@NBCSportsRoc: Arizona Coyotes forge deal with BMW http://t.co/s7ZhDHk5li But, relocation!!! ' Leo was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 962, 'split': 'train'} entailment 6935 Ethan tweeted: '@XboxSupport hello, can you give me an guess when Xbox core services will be fixed?' Ethan was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 963, 'split': 'train'} entailment 6936 Uriyah tweeted: '@TODAYshow Joel Olstein, a man who hardly ever mentions Jesus in his sermons, is going to talk about the meaning of Christmas? ' Uriyah was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 964, 'split': 'train'} entailment 6937 Aiden tweeted: '#ready for doing #business today :smiling_face_with_open_mouth_and_smiling_eyes: :see-no-evil_monkey: #tiredashell #coffeecoffeecoffee #morecoffee #... http://t.co/baKHHhFBA4 http://t.co/juZ8pLcNES' Aiden was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 965, 'split': 'train'} entailment 6938 Joshua tweeted: 'I dont understand tlist as I dont read inamorata I only read inamorato lmao #sorry or prob lol' Joshua was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 966, 'split': 'train'} entailment 6939 Anthony tweeted: 'She did two marijuanas and look what happened. Don't #LegalizeIt. #Merica () http://t.co/oHxBNeKEqT' Anthony was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 967, 'split': 'train'} entailment 6940 Chayse tweeted: '... @NICKIMINAJ slaying in Igloo Australia's home country lol RT > @MalikZMinaj: Nicki is SLAYING New Zealand! http://t.co/5oIm9uZNQr' Chayse was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 968, 'split': 'train'} entailment 6941 Aiden tweeted: 'See, this is why you shouldn't use version control! #notjustWordPress... ||http://t.co/uCtj9WTxzl' Aiden was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 969, 'split': 'train'} entailment 6942 Jesse tweeted: 'Less than 5 hours sleep, fantastic :grinning_face_with_smiling_eyes:' Jesse was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 970, 'split': 'train'} entailment 6943 Beatrice tweeted: '@AYJamal_ wesay Yar her date was good :winking_face: I guess she(in first meeting)wanted to b seen with a girl or smth(in hindsight I found her mashkook)' Beatrice was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 971, 'split': 'train'} entailment 6944 Tyler tweeted: '@vwigan sorry, missed off my tag from the end of my tweet' Tyler was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 972, 'split': 'train'} entailment 6945 Jackson tweeted: 'I love it when adults act like children. || #eyeroll' Jackson was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 973, 'split': 'train'} entailment 6946 Asante tweeted: 'I feel faint after chasing a whippet and Lily, Libby, Gabby, Millie the cats who were playing chase in the garden #AintItFun !! #notfun' Asante was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 974, 'split': 'train'} entailment 6947 Kaylynn tweeted: '@EarthPix: Adorable little white tiger http://t.co/GmFru7GmiR' Kaylynn was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 975, 'split': 'train'} entailment 6948 Kayleigh tweeted: 'I asked God to protect me from my enemies a long time ago .. short after I started losing friends or #naah' Kayleigh was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 976, 'split': 'train'} entailment 6949 Nolan tweeted: '@Espngreeny Aren't humans the ones who are playing the sport? ' Nolan was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 977, 'split': 'train'} entailment 6950 Claire tweeted: '@MulcahyBrandan @NourMays @thisisianhogan @Traviscrawf42 @Zinnsanity14 @tannerdixon55 @Victoria_Wahl not now guys finals :hundred_points_symbol:' Claire was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 978, 'split': 'train'} entailment 6951 Roxanne tweeted: 'K should give us a famous bf, some fan need an entertainment apparently ' Roxanne was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 979, 'split': 'train'} entailment 6952 Polly tweeted: '@markknoller That'll work... #HellBeFiredinElevenMonths' Polly was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 980, 'split': 'train'} entailment 6953 Lydia tweeted: 'Didnt have no time to wake and bake this mornin winnin :pouting_face::face_with_no_good_gesture:' Lydia was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 981, 'split': 'train'} entailment 6954 Madilyn tweeted: 'Awake this early on my only day off before christmas...feeling ill banging head, bunged up, shivering... Just what I need!!!! ' Madilyn was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 982, 'split': 'train'} entailment 6955 Lamont tweeted: 'It's beginning to look a lot like Christmas! #timetodecorate #tistheseason http://t.co/3Mh7cRrZN0' Lamont was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 983, 'split': 'train'} entailment 6956 Mason tweeted: 'Sony Studio Bosses To Employees: Don't Worry, We'll Be Fine http://t.co/YVvoiiwxTu I know I'd feel better. http://t.co/usu8Tlmo25' Mason was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 984, 'split': 'train'} entailment 6957 Ellie tweeted: '@patrickmchall @WakondaClub I bet those fairways and greens rival the work of @WakondaGrounds ' Ellie was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 985, 'split': 'train'} entailment 6958 Jacob tweeted: '@Jordanbrown_97 haha quite right mate! They coonty workers have got it aff easy Al tell ye! Oot here workin like a hamilton accie :man_with_turban: :face_with_tears_of_joy::face_with_tears_of_joy:' Jacob was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 986, 'split': 'train'} entailment 6959 Luke tweeted: 'Lifes like a bird, its pretty cute until it craps on your head. #Gharwapsi #72HoursOfCrazy #PowerOfFive #lol #AntiConversionLaw' Luke was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 987, 'split': 'train'} entailment 6960 Kadi tweeted: '@TaylorLaynee @Dweigh300 @KardashianReact this is shallow af, stop discriminating eyes, all eyes are beautiful. ' Kadi was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 988, 'split': 'train'} entailment 6961 Elena tweeted: '@madrabdgg MK1 Shadow Shift was so much fun. @feltomgon' Elena was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 989, 'split': 'train'} entailment 6962 Iqra tweeted: '@talkhoops Pierce had 34. What's wrong with 36?' Iqra was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 990, 'split': 'train'} entailment 6963 Joseph tweeted: 'When we stop accepting crumbs in the name of love, only then we can equally appreciate the silence of solitude & festivity of loving.' Joseph was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 991, 'split': 'train'} entailment 6964 Katy tweeted: 'God bless whoever came up with the idea of making coloureds bruh..not cape colourds thou' Katy was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 992, 'split': 'train'} entailment 6965 Giovanni tweeted: 'NEW #HipHop MUSIC:> @Flows201 - Crack Music: http://t.co/PQmUEmlJUf #JerseyCity #NJ #NY #BirthOfAWinner' Giovanni was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 993, 'split': 'train'} entailment 6966 Kathryn tweeted: 'Saturday selfies miss you guys @ellakcx @taracasey13 jessica101xxx mark8 :face_throwing_a_kiss::face_throwing_a_kiss::face_throwing_a_kiss::face_throwing_a_kiss:kiss each and one... http://t.co/9tG4rKuYNj' Kathryn was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 994, 'split': 'train'} entailment 6967 Cloee tweeted: '@Arbys: If you're loving this game, we've got a few desserts you might enjoy. #Turnovers #OREvsFSU even Arby's is talking smack to FSU' Cloee was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 995, 'split': 'train'} entailment 6968 Shawn tweeted: 'Exactly 1 year ago today! (via @timehop) http://t.co/m9E3NSZDIk http://t.co/U2OpTFAd1w' Shawn was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 996, 'split': 'train'} entailment 6969 Daniel tweeted: 'It was a greaaaat night! :white_smiling_face:๏ธ:grinning_face_with_smiling_eyes:' Daniel was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 997, 'split': 'train'} entailment 6970 Evan tweeted: '@StephHammy I wonder if they have that in an audio book...' Evan was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 998, 'split': 'train'} entailment 6971 Tamia tweeted: 'Queens Of The Stone Age no Rock In Rio http://t.co/rhqRtBAxGm รญcias #queensofthestoneage #rockinrio' Tamia was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 999, 'split': 'train'} entailment 6972 Lana tweeted: '@jordyn_eaton wants me to get hit by a bus so she can get a 4.0 #bestroomieaward ' Lana was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 1000, 'split': 'train'} entailment 6973 Kaden tweeted: 'Hold It Bub! >> http://t.co/M4UO2D7UuF >> #cartoon #comics #funny #jesus ' Kaden was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 1001, 'split': 'train'} entailment 6974 Steven tweeted: 'unless he's changed @laurarubin7 @Gumlegs @TheLexZane @jerryjizzum753 @1_Free_Man @Life_DLL @ABPT_Rocket @Anan_VII' Steven was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 1002, 'split': 'train'} entailment 6975 Mason tweeted: '@twitter Please follow me. I have a technical question. Thanks.' Mason was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 1003, 'split': 'train'} entailment 6976 Michael tweeted: 'morelikes_app #necklace #sweet #you #running #inlove #iphoneonly #igers #russia #sm... http://t.co/gjXGctg7dv http://t.co/F5v62iOT02' Michael was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 1004, 'split': 'train'} entailment 6977 Thomas tweeted: '@Lloydgallagher3 no im not mate, yea good pretty much there so shud b gd nxt week bit sore to kneel down still and twinges sumtimes but ok' Thomas was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 1005, 'split': 'train'} entailment 6978 "Paola tweeted: ': When some archers fight with ""supple"" bows the way hoplites fight with stiff spears. #Archer=#Hoplite #Bow=#Spear'" Paola was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 1006, 'split': 'train'} entailment 6979 Aden tweeted: 'Lol RT @EnfieldSpurs: Wouldn't surprise me if Soldado bangs in a hatrick and we win 0-3 against Chelsea tonight .. The legend is back' Aden was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 1007, 'split': 'train'} entailment 6980 Alexandria tweeted: 'Tonight's family bonding presents a dark quite house playing Marco Polo with a side of nerf guns #lovemyfam' Alexandria was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 1008, 'split': 'train'} entailment 6981 Karina tweeted: '@ceyland89978315 All #U Can Do Beautiful Is Your #BEST Winning Is Important Taking Part & Having Fun Is What Matter's :-)' Karina was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 1009, 'split': 'train'} entailment 6982 Zakayla tweeted: 'So I heard a college dropout is offering a graduate from best College a jawdropping package! ' Zakayla was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 1010, 'split': 'train'} entailment 6983 Ivory tweeted: '@Nelza82 When are you buggering off out of the country' Ivory was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 1011, 'split': 'train'} entailment 6984 Adam tweeted: '@mrcitythinks amazeballs. #superman ' Adam was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 1012, 'split': 'train'} entailment 6985 Kolton tweeted: '@CharleyDaveler I infer that you are besmirching coffee, but that can't be right' Kolton was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 1013, 'split': 'train'} entailment 6986 Jed tweeted: '@Ms_Mac4 I need a new job so I can read books again. I miss reading. Being an English teacher really gets in the way of reading. ' Jed was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 1014, 'split': 'train'} entailment 6987 Anmarie tweeted: '@karanjohar yep, that's what they say.|' Anmarie was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 1015, 'split': 'train'} entailment 6988 Eisley tweeted: '#Israel #raps #Palestinian #U.N. #draft as '#gimmick.' http://t.co/WCzRGou038 via @reuters' Eisley was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 1016, 'split': 'train'} entailment 6989 Blake tweeted: 'seeing ppl walking w/ crutches makes me really excited for the next 3 weeks of my life ' Blake was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 1017, 'split': 'train'} entailment 6990 Gavin tweeted: 'Day 39&40 3 #Novel Train. #comfortzone #christmastree #nextlevel #buzzkillington #familyguy... http://t.co/A2Lo1POYbN via @weebly' Gavin was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 1018, 'split': 'train'} entailment 6991 Jaysen tweeted: 'Running on less than 4 hours of sleep... #longnight #longday #sleepy' Jaysen was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 1019, 'split': 'train'} entailment 6992 Finn tweeted: '@Owain_Thomas Loving how Fulham looks like a playoff team. #NotReally ' Finn was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 1020, 'split': 'train'} entailment 6993 Theodore tweeted: 'Count the scars on your soul' Theodore was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 1021, 'split': 'train'} entailment 6994 Dominic tweeted: 'Big shocker that 2 of 8 called in ' Dominic was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 1022, 'split': 'train'} entailment 6995 "Tamia tweeted: 'Does the word ""counter-productive"" ever mean anything to people when they sit around and dream up ideas to double their wage? '" Tamia was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 1023, 'split': 'train'} entailment 6996 Angel tweeted: 'Check out some things I've been really loving recently during the holiday season! http://t.co/5fihlieEyt' Angel was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 1024, 'split': 'train'} entailment 6997 Baxter tweeted: '36 hours no food no drink going strong #givemeabrew :person_with_folded_hands::loudly_crying_face::hot_beverage:' Baxter was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 1025, 'split': 'train'} entailment 6998 Kiera tweeted: 'Another great day on the #TTC. ' Kiera was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 1026, 'split': 'train'} entailment 6999 Jaxon tweeted: '@destroy_robots Damn. That would have made excellent thing to recount in autobiography ;p' Jaxon was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 1027, 'split': 'train'} entailment 7000 Xzavier tweeted: 'Couldn't agree more! RT @Champ_Payne: Nothing makes me feel more special than receiving an automated DM. ' Xzavier was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 1028, 'split': 'train'} entailment 7001 Izabella tweeted: 'Photoset: babaybubblez: aquabreeze: disgustinghotels: all men But lets not forget In the real story,... http://t.co/3De7AnRhyP' Izabella was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 1029, 'split': 'train'} entailment 7002 Austin tweeted: 'Thank you to all of the lovely people who come to work sick, or come to eat sick.. I appreciate your germs... ' Austin was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 1030, 'split': 'train'} entailment 7003 Mckaylee tweeted: '@hamackey @cspanwj an e-reader would definitely help save my life if someone broke into my house. Good call ' Mckaylee was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 1031, 'split': 'train'} entailment 7004 Zion tweeted: 'Too late, thrown the #PS4 out of the window last night cus i couldn't play http://t.co/L86S0O47Aq' Zion was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 1032, 'split': 'train'} entailment 7005 Iliana tweeted: 'They thought I was gone ! These vegas niggas gone respect me and know I been doing this shit too ! & I... http://t.co/f9lY8Mx9cX' Iliana was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 1033, 'split': 'train'} entailment 7006 Paxton tweeted: '@tritternz he lost his license not long after, mwahaha @PercolateNZ' Paxton was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 1034, 'split': 'train'} entailment 7007 Axel tweeted: 'Stuck in traffic!!! :umbrella_with_rain_drops:๏ธ:high_voltage_sign:๏ธ #mondays #athensbyrain #traffic #ontheroad #ontime? #sisters #COOLURSTYLE... http://t.co/IqCcPYFXIt' Axel was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 1035, 'split': 'train'} entailment 7008 "Joseph tweeted: '@TMZ he hasn't been diagnosed w/ bipolar disorder yet I'm assuming?He needs to ""beat"" his ""hard feeling"" emotions into submission. '" Joseph was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 1036, 'split': 'train'} entailment 7009 Charlotte tweeted: '@JimmyRollins11 I hope you know how much we really loved you here in Philly. To the greatest shortstop in Phillies history, thank you!' Charlotte was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 1037, 'split': 'train'} entailment 7010 "Desteny tweeted: 'Watching the news being like; ""oh this totally restored my faith in humanity."" '" Desteny was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 1038, 'split': 'train'} entailment 7011 Bowen tweeted: '@doodlebug0 Why not? The House Committee has been very informative thus far!!! |#UniteBlue' Bowen was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 1039, 'split': 'train'} entailment 7012 Joseph tweeted: 'My favorite dreams are the ones where you wake up covered in tears. ' Joseph was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 1040, 'split': 'train'} entailment 7013 Kagan tweeted: 'Had an insomnia cookie and now I can't sleep ' Kagan was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 1041, 'split': 'train'} entailment 7014 Nijal tweeted: '@bjamesweed how do you like that loss son?' Nijal was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 1042, 'split': 'train'} entailment 7015 Jayden tweeted: 'You know its a gonna be a good day when your roommate comes in saying she just took her aderol and is about to have an anxiety attack ' Jayden was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 1043, 'split': 'train'} entailment 7016 Anjali tweeted: 'I'm going to Finnish all my homework and get caught up on everything over the break http://t.co/d1OyKPzWwU' Anjali was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 1044, 'split': 'train'} entailment 7017 "Christian tweeted: '#LeBron #James: '#Violence #is #the #answer': LeBron James said Thursday that ""violence is not the answer and... http://t.co/GPz3D9TIUV'" Christian was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 1045, 'split': 'train'} entailment 7018 Jackson tweeted: 'Pulis is available. Will guarantee we stay up ' Jackson was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 1046, 'split': 'train'} entailment 7019 Kaine tweeted: '#sorry #sorry I always do this... #cant #help #it #im #an #asshole #like #that http://t.co/Zp4JIBpSbj' Kaine was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 1047, 'split': 'train'} entailment 7020 Parker tweeted: 'Cats are so cute I wish I wasn't allergic :loudly_crying_face::loudly_crying_face:' Parker was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 1048, 'split': 'train'} entailment 7021 Nicholas tweeted: '@Monaiza_Diva kabhi I'm messier than usual messy wesay :persevering_face: I need chai & I'm resting for last 2 days. May be this is the reason.' Nicholas was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 1049, 'split': 'train'} entailment 7022 Kevon tweeted: 'Claybo Dawson and I are @jsteigleman 's #squadgoals :smiling_face_with_sunglasses:' Kevon was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 1050, 'split': 'train'} entailment 7023 Samantha tweeted: '@iwritethings23 Email me when you need a friend...always here to chat, I've been there many many times so right with you xx' Samantha was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 1051, 'split': 'train'} entailment 7024 Madalynn tweeted: '@Hulksmash1985 My entire body sends sympathies too - I was diagnosed with Rheumatoid Arthritis 11 yrs ago - yay flare-ups!! ' Madalynn was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 1052, 'split': 'train'} entailment 7025 Karely tweeted: 'Love scooping feed bunks before we can feed calves ' Karely was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 1053, 'split': 'train'} entailment 7026 "Giada tweeted: 'Do...or do not. There is no try. - #Yoda ""Do. Do not. Try. Try again. Repeat until you get it right."" - #JarrodDavis'" Giada was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 1054, 'split': 'train'} entailment 7027 Jamiya tweeted: '@TheReal_HsK bruhh I just saw a license plate that had the letters FDB :face_with_tears_of_joy:' Jamiya was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 1055, 'split': 'train'} entailment 7028 David tweeted: 'Just in case anyone was wondering, Veni Vidi Vici in Spanish is Vine Vi Vencรญ #studybreaks #UMDFinalsWeek' David was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 1056, 'split': 'train'} entailment 7029 Jaana tweeted: 'Honking at me whilst you drive past - so romantic, it makes me want to trace you through your number plate and be with you forever ' Jaana was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 1057, 'split': 'train'} entailment 7030 Khloe tweeted: 'No. Its actually not Friday. Today we proudly present โ˜† Sunday~!โ˜† So... GO ENJOY YOUR SUNDAY.' Khloe was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 1058, 'split': 'train'} entailment 7031 Aubriana tweeted: 'Few things are more amazingly wonderful than getting up early on a Monday morning to start the work week!!!!!! #needmoresleep :sleeping_face::sleeping_symbol::confused_face:' Aubriana was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 1059, 'split': 'train'} entailment 7032 Jahzara tweeted: 'And people start to drink ... Means fun ' Jahzara was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 1060, 'split': 'train'} entailment 7033 Eli tweeted: '#Patriots #report #card: #Grades #half bad: Tom Brady throws under pressure in the 2nd quarter during Sundays http://t.co/lzdBh8iHC4' Eli was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 1061, 'split': 'train'} entailment 7034 Madelyn tweeted: 'New Years Eve is generally the most overrated party of the year. It's supposed to be a huge shindig, but usually I'm disappointed.' Madelyn was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 1062, 'split': 'train'} entailment 7035 Kayli tweeted: 'I love being unappreciated ' Kayli was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 1063, 'split': 'train'} entailment 7036 Ronald tweeted: 'Look!: #Poulan #Chainsaw #New http://t.co/xK86xbKQel #shopping #chain #saws #start #starting #will #wont' Ronald was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 1064, 'split': 'train'} entailment 7037 "Josiah tweeted: '@georgeely22 Because your ""sarcastic""? '" Josiah was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 1065, 'split': 'train'} entailment 7038 Michael tweeted: 'It's 8:46 and I'm ready for bed.' Michael was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 1066, 'split': 'train'} entailment 7039 Miles tweeted: 'Ouch that hurt :face_with_tears_of_joy: ' Miles was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 1067, 'split': 'train'} entailment 7040 Oliver tweeted: '#Australia -- Eight #children #killed in Australia in #reported #mass #stabbing. http://t.co/WDOD2tSaXB via @reuters' Oliver was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 1068, 'split': 'train'} entailment 7041 Derick tweeted: 'The Penguins cancelled their morning skate today...due to icy conditions. #butseriouslytheroadsarebad' Derick was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 1069, 'split': 'train'} entailment 7042 Luke tweeted: ' Bad Idea When You climb on the mountain http://t.co/1lMSxcNiOx' Luke was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 1070, 'split': 'train'} entailment 7043 Zoraya tweeted: 'I love math, I'm so amped for my final like 7 hours from now. I hardly studied for it. #IBeenDoingIntegralsSinceThe5thGrade :smiling_face_with_open_mouth_and_smiling_eyes::face_with_stuck-out_tongue_and_winking_eye::face_with_tears_of_joy::persevering_face::face_with_open_mouth_and_cold_sweat::tired_face::confounded_face:' Zoraya was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 1071, 'split': 'train'} entailment 7044 Aaliyah tweeted: 'I'm so afraid. ' Aaliyah was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 1072, 'split': 'train'} entailment 7045 Riley tweeted: '@johnsykes1035 absolutely shocking that the lamestream media hasn't picked up on this #mediabias @theMRC @newsbusters' Riley was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 1073, 'split': 'train'} entailment 7046 Zachary tweeted: 'not speaking he do not like comedy, it was spoken jokingly of his assassination that is funny guys and gals... (2/2)' Zachary was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 1074, 'split': 'train'} entailment 7047 Demetrius tweeted: 'They don't even listen to ur order talk about great customer service :thumbs_down_sign:' Demetrius was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 1075, 'split': 'train'} entailment 7048 Fernanda tweeted: '@TheStalwart @M_C_Klein @matt_levine @reihan @charlescwcooke and what about the blacks you guys they don't know what to do with money ' Fernanda was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 1076, 'split': 'train'} entailment 7049 Timothy tweeted: '@vhdawg The day one of him minions was carrying a sign saying my mother was fat was one of mine. ' Timothy was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 1077, 'split': 'train'} entailment 7050 Juan tweeted: 'I am starting to think UK has a pretty good basketball team #BBN ' Juan was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 1078, 'split': 'train'} entailment 7051 Yuri tweeted: 'I just love being told that I wouldn't have gotten hired if my boss knew I was pregnant.. #ha ' Yuri was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 1079, 'split': 'train'} entailment 7052 Hennessy tweeted: 'Im aware that NYE celebrations are usually laiden with false expectations,I'll just be happy to close the door and kick 2014's arse thru it.' Hennessy was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 1080, 'split': 'train'} entailment 7053 Gabriel tweeted: '@Spencer_Downey @FFPMMarc ooh, that looks like so much fun! ' Gabriel was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 1081, 'split': 'train'} entailment 7054 Jeremiah tweeted: 'I love waking up with migraines :loudly_crying_face:' Jeremiah was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 1082, 'split': 'train'} entailment 7055 Gavin tweeted: 'why is there a hotdog on|http://t.co/2YQdPhfZKX???' Gavin was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 1083, 'split': 'train'} entailment 7056 Randy tweeted: '@muellnerpaul @jamieyuccas @KimJohnsonWCCO @KylieBearseWX don't forget @Ali_Lucia and @AshleyRobertsTV (they're as smart & kind as lovely)' Randy was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 1084, 'split': 'train'} entailment 7057 Lakshmi tweeted: 'Taylor wrote a nasty note on my car today. #we #are #friends' Lakshmi was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 1085, 'split': 'train'} entailment 7058 Tucker tweeted: '..@Youtube : Keeping the big channels big, and the little channels irrelevant since 2014 . #GoodJob ' Tucker was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 1086, 'split': 'train'} entailment 7059 "Vada tweeted: 'Indian society teaches how ""Not to get raped"" rather than ""Don't rape"" #Sadhvi #MufflerMan #Indias30 #Rohtak'" Vada was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 1087, 'split': 'train'} entailment 7060 Alexandria tweeted: 'I just saw another person wearing a heavy winter coat with a hood up encouraging' Alexandria was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 1088, 'split': 'train'} entailment 7061 Ethan tweeted: 'Hi Orgabeh, so we meet again. I think you're my soulmate. :smiling_face_with_heart-shaped_eyes: zzzzZzz :tired_face: #patience' Ethan was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 1089, 'split': 'train'} entailment 7062 Elijah tweeted: '@JJJetPlane94 nah dude my buddy puked all over steak and shake' Elijah was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 1090, 'split': 'train'} entailment 7063 Hayden tweeted: '@icequeenerika yes, we officially try that. #Gamergate' Hayden was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 1091, 'split': 'train'} entailment 7064 Kole tweeted: 'There are two things that need to better. Drafting and the players work ethic. That's it.' Kole was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 1092, 'split': 'train'} entailment 7065 "Owen tweeted: 'When someone on a conference call talks about ""housekeeping items"". Grrr.'" Owen was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 1093, 'split': 'train'} entailment 7066 Brandon tweeted: 'Youre such a great person. ' Brandon was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 1094, 'split': 'train'} entailment 7067 Alejandro tweeted: 'saturday class wee ' Alejandro was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 1095, 'split': 'train'} entailment 7068 Akshaj tweeted: '@DalailamaQuots I don't recall dalai lama talking about busty girls and celebs but apart from that.... ' Akshaj was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 1096, 'split': 'train'} entailment 7069 Anthony tweeted: 'Went off the road this morning as did my English professor , thank you FSU for your concern for commuters :unamused_face:' Anthony was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 1097, 'split': 'train'} entailment 7070 Michael tweeted: '@koadmedia how many championships? You trying to say that makes him worth more than Saban?' Michael was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 1098, 'split': 'train'} entailment 7071 Christian tweeted: '@ntsikimazwai should just relate to her water first AMEN' Christian was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 1099, 'split': 'train'} entailment 7072 Maaz tweeted: '@neiltyson mocking a spiritually precious holiday for millions is just so courageous of you... #shameonyou' Maaz was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 1100, 'split': 'train'} entailment 7073 Perla tweeted: 'Got to play w dogs last night! http://t.co/LuLEdNu8QA' Perla was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 1101, 'split': 'train'} entailment 7074 Lucas tweeted: 'Apparently it's hang up on Ashley day:smiling_face_with_open_mouth_and_smiling_eyes:' Lucas was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 1102, 'split': 'train'} entailment 7075 Benjamin tweeted: '@exlabourite yes, except Farage backs the slow genocide of Palestinians by Israelis using Nazi methods ' Benjamin was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 1103, 'split': 'train'} entailment 7076 Sameeha tweeted: 'Ok watching how hurt parents are when their kids decide to elope definitely makes me change my mind about it. Small cozy wedding it is ' Sameeha was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 1104, 'split': 'train'} entailment 7077 Rick tweeted: '@pruemacsween I'm truly at peace ' Rick was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 1105, 'split': 'train'} entailment 7078 Evangeline tweeted: 'Learned to play 3 string notes on the guitar #pro#idiot' Evangeline was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 1106, 'split': 'train'} entailment 7079 Landon tweeted: 'Morgan just asked me if I wanted to play a game with him on his Xbox. Usually I can't even look at it.' Landon was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 1107, 'split': 'train'} entailment 7080 Karina tweeted: '@DefendWallSt @michellemalkin The more liberal the city, the more class and intelligence it exudes. ' Karina was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 1108, 'split': 'train'} entailment 7081 Brenna tweeted: 'Come to jhb to play volleyball on a fake beach #work http://t.co/yS6wkgvT5y' Brenna was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 1109, 'split': 'train'} entailment 7082 Maci tweeted: 'I don't think it's the last time ;-) #hobbit #onelasttime #cinema #ov #3d #48hfr http://t.co/pnYzcS0Gi7' Maci was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 1110, 'split': 'train'} entailment 7083 Elisha tweeted: 'Wow I really have the best luck known to man :smiling_face_with_open_mouth_and_cold_sweat:' Elisha was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 1111, 'split': 'train'} entailment 7084 Dylan tweeted: 'I love running on 3 hours of sleep.. #ijustwannasleep :confused_face:' Dylan was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 1112, 'split': 'train'} entailment 7085 Ryker tweeted: 'There's a reason I don't tell my parents anything, cause I always get THE most positive responses ' Ryker was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 1113, 'split': 'train'} entailment 7086 Ariya tweeted: 'How could he kill is best friend #a true #friend' Ariya was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 1114, 'split': 'train'} entailment 7087 "Jeremy tweeted: 'My dad would have a shotgun ready|""My dad would offer him a beer""|""My dad would ask him to join his clan""|:face_with_tears_of_joy: @rannimarti @Hartswormx3'" Jeremy was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 1115, 'split': 'train'} entailment 7088 Delanie tweeted: 'Imma kill all you SOBs! Jk #lol #RedEye' Delanie was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 1116, 'split': 'train'} entailment 7089 Natalee tweeted: 'Is your internet a bit slow today? Blame a thick, wet, cable: http://t.co/U3XGalyJdr' Natalee was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 1117, 'split': 'train'} entailment 7090 Andrew tweeted: 'OMG! #Berlin is so fashion! #vscocam http://t.co/J6qrlxv82z' Andrew was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 1118, 'split': 'train'} entailment 7091 Jonathan tweeted: ' - Road safety campaign donkey killed by car http://t.co/hnWYc5jp13' Jonathan was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 1119, 'split': 'train'} entailment 7092 Hadassah tweeted: 'Love games during the week because I don't get to go to sleep until like 1! ' Hadassah was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 1120, 'split': 'train'} entailment 7093 Julie tweeted: 'Every story has an end.. but in life every Ending ia just a new Begining. #quoteoftheday #lifequotes' Julie was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 1121, 'split': 'train'} entailment 7094 Madelyn tweeted: 'Don't you just love when you say hi to someone in the hallway and they completely ignore you? Yeah, I love that too. :unamused_face::fisted_hand_sign: ' Madelyn was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 1122, 'split': 'train'} entailment 7095 Noah tweeted: 'Abraham was actually from modern day Iraq (Ur of the Chaldea) @TimOwensby @ILOVEBLACKMEN01' Noah was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 1123, 'split': 'train'} entailment 7096 Caleb tweeted: 'Rain and sleet hun? Yeah I totally want to get dress and go to work. Sounds like fun #iwannagobacktobed' Caleb was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 1124, 'split': 'train'} entailment 7097 Jace tweeted: '@AskPlayStation so helpful ' Jace was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 1125, 'split': 'train'} entailment 7098 Noah tweeted: 'studying up on narcissism. the more I read up, the more I'm afraid I have this disorder!! #centeroftheuniverse ' Noah was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 1126, 'split': 'train'} entailment 7099 Quinn tweeted: 'I love when I'm taken as a joke...makes me feel so good about myself! ' Quinn was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 1127, 'split': 'train'} entailment 7100 Annika tweeted: 'Playing golf all day 'ery day |#PerksOfBeingOld' Annika was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 1128, 'split': 'train'} entailment 7101 Mason tweeted: 'comparing @elasticbox to @hashicorp #atlas ...' Mason was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 1129, 'split': 'train'} entailment 7102 Melinda tweeted: '@Zoopla brilliant news for potential young buyers! ' Melinda was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 1130, 'split': 'train'} entailment 7103 Charles tweeted: 'I guess I'm not sleeping tonight, I didn't want to leave anyways ' Charles was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 1131, 'split': 'train'} entailment 7104 Brian tweeted: 'I swear . I can stand little fucking girl. I want to punch her in the fucking face . Bitch needs to go home for real .' Brian was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 1132, 'split': 'train'} entailment 7105 Emelia tweeted: 'Flooded basements are always a fun thing to deal with ' Emelia was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 1133, 'split': 'train'} entailment 7106 Jameson tweeted: 'The two constables -- Veer Pal Singh Yadav and Avnish Yadav - did not have any criminal record. - NDTV||' Jameson was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 1134, 'split': 'train'} entailment 7107 Emili tweeted: '3 hours of sleep is sufficient to tackle this day. #timezoneproblems' Emili was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 1135, 'split': 'train'} entailment 7108 Amilia tweeted: '@MarcotteJN @KillerKalen yeah I'm avoiding you by waking up at 6 AM my time so by 10 PM I'm exhausted. #sucksimissedyou <3' Amilia was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 1136, 'split': 'train'} entailment 7109 Scarlet tweeted: '@cafartic heh as if @Telstra and average work in the same sentence! ' Scarlet was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 1137, 'split': 'train'} entailment 7110 Alexander tweeted: 'Why is ISIS an acronym for words in English? ' Alexander was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 1138, 'split': 'train'} entailment 7111 Camden tweeted: 'I'm up early as I need to drive downtown to take a test bright and early this morning. Yay! #Torontotrafficisfun ' Camden was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 1139, 'split': 'train'} entailment 7112 Jason tweeted: '#But #It8217s #Matters #Size #Style #That #wedding|Please RT: http://t.co/yuBEGSzVLp http://t.co/p3EpD026wH' Jason was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 1140, 'split': 'train'} entailment 7113 Sheila tweeted: 'Going to go into central for last minute present shopping #soorganised ' Sheila was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 1141, 'split': 'train'} entailment 7114 Jamie tweeted: ' is the game' Jamie was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 1142, 'split': 'train'} entailment 7115 Blake tweeted: '@wilw you didn't make enough of a blรณt to Ullr (God of Hunting, Skiing, and I assume hockey).' Blake was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 1143, 'split': 'train'} entailment 7116 Kyla tweeted: 'I wish it was January already... Not because of school but because I'm having major withdrawals #Arrow fair wtfwasthat' Kyla was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 1144, 'split': 'train'} entailment 7117 Matthew tweeted: 'sorry for being female, I didn't mean to interrupt your perfect little man-world. :unamused_face: ' Matthew was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 1145, 'split': 'train'} entailment 7118 Daniel tweeted: 'Isabelle sends me the nicest texts :persevering_face::confounded_face::broken_heart:' Daniel was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 1146, 'split': 'train'} entailment 7119 Salma tweeted: 'Swag @FANNING_myself' Salma was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 1147, 'split': 'train'} entailment 7120 Serina tweeted: 'Free chocolates and free delivery with all flower orders from Bunches. http://t.co/sOL3KHqg0k' Serina was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 1148, 'split': 'train'} entailment 7121 Amarylis tweeted: '@simon_orourke @RaLUFC To be fair he looks like he's lost a lot of weight since his amazingly successful halcyon Leeds' days! ' Amarylis was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 1149, 'split': 'train'} entailment 7122 Joshua tweeted: 'What's the correct word for racism (towards white people)?|There is none.|#racism|#is||#good|#4anyone' Joshua was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 1150, 'split': 'train'} entailment 7123 Aiden tweeted: 'Kisses to you bc you lose wisdom today.....from your mouth #clever lol I love you text me when you're able :face_with_stuck-out_tongue_and_winking_eye: http://t.co/2ml2lE76Gc' Aiden was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 1151, 'split': 'train'} entailment 7124 Tanner tweeted: 'Where is the #TortureReport from Showtime's Homeland? ' Tanner was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 1152, 'split': 'train'} entailment 7125 Julian tweeted: 'Jesus, Mary and Joseph. How sad to go through life suffering from deficiency' Julian was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 1153, 'split': 'train'} entailment 7126 Maci tweeted: 'Good thing I gotta work today :thumbs_up_sign: ' Maci was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 1154, 'split': 'train'} entailment 7127 Amisha tweeted: 'Foxy Lady..#waynesworld #excellent :grinning_face_with_smiling_eyes::white_smiling_face::smiling_face_with_smiling_eyes:' Amisha was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 1155, 'split': 'train'} entailment 7128 Ethan tweeted: '@redsteeze wow.. she really touched them with that tweet. ' Ethan was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 1156, 'split': 'train'} entailment 7129 Zinnia tweeted: 'I have to leave for school at 9am and I'm still in bed #fucktherain #wherearemyhunters #imgonnalooksocutetoday ' Zinnia was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 1157, 'split': 'train'} entailment 7130 Alexandra tweeted: 'Uh-oh. Better head for the hills. #storm #clouds #seekshelter http://t.co/CXJ6XIcoyS' Alexandra was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 1158, 'split': 'train'} entailment 7131 Kayleigh tweeted: 'Plan on using the last 16% of my battery on listening to @CountingCrows @countingcrowsto get through the day #bigโ˜†now' Kayleigh was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 1159, 'split': 'train'} entailment 7132 Brayden tweeted: 'Just walked #Frodo's path from #LOTR in #LOTRO ...geek quota for the week is already met :-p Here's the start... http://t.co/MxHP73Cr9m' Brayden was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 1160, 'split': 'train'} entailment 7133 Rayden tweeted: 'one essay submitted now to start the next one :') #thirdyearlife #loveit ' Rayden was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 1161, 'split': 'train'} entailment 7134 Eva tweeted: '@AYJamal_ yara .. I'm a restless soul (you're well aware ) but I like my skin perspective as most comforting.. When any1 expects me to be' Eva was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 1162, 'split': 'train'} entailment 7135 "Callen tweeted: 'If your local theater has a physical marquee with letters that can be rearranged, it's your duty to change them all to ""The Interview.""'" Callen was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 1163, 'split': 'train'} entailment 7136 Xander tweeted: 'Up all night 2 nights in a row. My job is fun #nightauditadventures #resortjobprobs #fb' Xander was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 1164, 'split': 'train'} entailment 7137 Allyson tweeted: 'When will this girl learn..... @CherylCH_x #it #is #everyday #Chezza #sometimes #do #work #andnotgetcaughtbyMR http://t.co/10XuTpdaAo' Allyson was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 1165, 'split': 'train'} entailment 7138 Amir tweeted: 'With no forwards. #confused sure' Amir was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 1166, 'split': 'train'} entailment 7139 Johnny tweeted: 'Dentists oh the joy' Johnny was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 1167, 'split': 'train'} entailment 7140 Luca tweeted: '650 return flight. Why I love my family. #familyvacation ' Luca was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 1168, 'split': 'train'} entailment 7141 Carlton tweeted: 'I love putting up the Christmas tree with the fam:white_smiling_face:๏ธ:christmas_tree: #christmastree' Carlton was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 1169, 'split': 'train'} entailment 7142 Gavin tweeted: 'Just snap chatting my sister a few times.. #shelovesitwhenIsendthatmany http://t.co/x1b1DppHFx' Gavin was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 1170, 'split': 'train'} entailment 7143 Baraa tweeted: 'Lagopodous - Like a rabbit's foot!!|Not so easy to drop into conversation but you never know.' Baraa was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 1171, 'split': 'train'} entailment 7144 Scarlett tweeted: 'Standard Christmas newsfeed. Diamonds everywhere, everyone's engaged. Congratulations. #original #Christmas #engaged' Scarlett was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 1172, 'split': 'train'} entailment 7145 Mikenna tweeted: 'that fits @2014Outlaw @brownbearmike1 @real_smart_guy3 @RBRNetwork1' Mikenna was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 1173, 'split': 'train'} entailment 7146 Isaiah tweeted: '##to#our#countries#special#dedication#to#ma#Syrian#friends#you're#alone#instalisten#by#heart#voice# http://t.co/jOHtHVBKOw' Isaiah was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 1174, 'split': 'train'} entailment 7147 River tweeted: 'We all have them people on Instagram who put the most pointless hashtags #Can #you ' River was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 1175, 'split': 'train'} entailment 7148 Sultan tweeted: 'Currently a bus wanker. I hate people :confused_face: #stinks #gobonastick #dickheads' Sultan was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 1176, 'split': 'train'} entailment 7149 Andrew tweeted: 'Ya and listening to them talk about how hot girls are is a favorite past time. -_- ' Andrew was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 1177, 'split': 'train'} entailment 7150 Aishah tweeted: 'Gee faculty at nicholls are so helpful ' Aishah was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 1178, 'split': 'train'} entailment 7151 Ellisyn tweeted: 'Stinker of a day... Nothing has gone right. Got worse as the day went on... #Ahhhhhhhhh #Depression #CantWaitForTomorrow ' Ellisyn was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 1179, 'split': 'train'} entailment 7152 Bradley tweeted: '#bitch #bitchy #badass #lol #laughing #jokes #funtime #funny #fun #ecards... http://t.co/9di1xjv9uk' Bradley was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 1180, 'split': 'train'} entailment 7153 Beckett tweeted: '@BAnderson_30 's twitter game is perfect tonight! #amazingness' Beckett was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 1181, 'split': 'train'} entailment 7154 Jeremiah tweeted: 'Iiiiiiii have the best boyfriend everrrrrrrrr.' Jeremiah was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 1182, 'split': 'train'} entailment 7155 Salvador tweeted: '@bombguy95: If You Re A Chelsea Fan. Its natural To Be Sentimental.. If You re An Arsenal Fan.. Its Natural To Be Stupid||Spelling? ' Salvador was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 1183, 'split': 'train'} entailment 7156 Leonardo tweeted: '@SidewalkJR Not passing judgment. Been in many binds before and actually love the creativity. Vodka is a versatile liquor.' Leonardo was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 1184, 'split': 'train'} entailment 7157 Isaiah tweeted: 'yet you cant provide ANY source that shows it @RBRNetwork1 @TheOldBreed1775 @Dolphin__Man @Joseph_WarrenDR @jus1314tin @CoutoPanda' Isaiah was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 1185, 'split': 'train'} entailment 7158 Simon tweeted: 'I just love EU servers.... ' Simon was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 1186, 'split': 'train'} entailment 7159 Adalyn tweeted: 'An answer to the one who criticize #feminism http://t.co/sYtcFcGcRq #Uglygirlsclub #fourthwave' Adalyn was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 1187, 'split': 'train'} entailment 7160 "Dylan tweeted: '@JustAnotherMo Now, now, Islam is the ""religion of peace"" and only Christians can hurt anybody! Get it right! D: '" Dylan was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 1188, 'split': 'train'} entailment 7161 Samantha tweeted: '8ams are just so lovely. ' Samantha was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 1189, 'split': 'train'} entailment 7162 Justin tweeted: 'Close to white folks, I am forced to witness firsthand their willful ignorance about the impact of race and racism.-Bell Hooks #Ferguson' Justin was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 1190, 'split': 'train'} entailment 7163 Juan tweeted: '@Ben_Jones88 @SPianovich Wasn't that full in the nosebleeds where I was sitting, but it was fun! Crowd reacting to JoePa is my fav memory.' Juan was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 1191, 'split': 'train'} entailment 7164 Benjamin tweeted: 'We rebooted the server, it seems ok now YEY! #facepalm #devops' Benjamin was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 1192, 'split': 'train'} entailment 7165 Shayda tweeted: 'Ppl keep snapping me and I can't snap back because I'm looking too good rn ' Shayda was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 1193, 'split': 'train'} entailment 7166 Christie tweeted: 'At least I woke up feeling a lot better today.. ' Christie was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 1194, 'split': 'train'} entailment 7167 Elijah tweeted: 'Maybe Miss World will succeed where all her predecessors have failed in obtaining World Peace? #MissWorld2014' Elijah was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 1195, 'split': 'train'} entailment 7168 Missy tweeted: '@nytimes @NYTNow #Dirt its not your country!' Missy was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 1196, 'split': 'train'} entailment 7169 Sereniti tweeted: 'http://t.co/6mNkIirqSL #TeenAnalCasting #VIRGIN VIRGIN ] cute teenage virgin playing in her hotel room in tight blue gstring underwear!' Sereniti was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 1197, 'split': 'train'} entailment 7170 Troy tweeted: '@JaredDudley619 @_John_Henson_ @JabariParker When / how did the ACL tear happen?' Troy was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 1198, 'split': 'train'} entailment 7171 Adria tweeted: 'vCAC looks like an even bigger bag of hurt than vCD https://t.co/S3eQydjf2V' Adria was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 1199, 'split': 'train'} entailment 7172 Dylan tweeted: '@juskoniall funny joke there bae...' Dylan was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 1200, 'split': 'train'} entailment 7173 Mason tweeted: 'The moral police & vigilante's are very quiet with every #rape. I suppose it is Indian culture then? #uber #DelhiRape' Mason was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 1201, 'split': 'train'} entailment 7174 Anthonie tweeted: '@Quammunist Ben were you going to pick up your pizzas today?' Anthonie was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 1202, 'split': 'train'} entailment 7175 Laniyah tweeted: '@chrisratcliff nope. Doing everything wrong. Cold. Hot. Hot. Cold. Gear seems ok but as today dipped to -14 prob spoke too soon. #orings' Laniyah was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 1203, 'split': 'train'} entailment 7176 Orion tweeted: '@TheDamienSandow & @mikethemiz cut a promo then @KaneWWE states he's facing @WWEAdamRose oh yay!! ' Orion was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 1204, 'split': 'train'} entailment 7177 Athena tweeted: 'ruling party in power#central#state#misusing their power#PM speaking only in foreign parliment#pm to visit out side india during session' Athena was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 1205, 'split': 'train'} entailment 7178 Finn tweeted: '@Charlottegshore wow that's impressive...I have to force myself to go just as I will be doing later! #gymfanatic ' Finn was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 1206, 'split': 'train'} entailment 7179 Lenny tweeted: 'Come on, it's lovely weather for a sleigh ride together with ewe. http://t.co/CePrvYqLGc' Lenny was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 1207, 'split': 'train'} entailment 7180 Kyrin tweeted: '@Deggisfox that's totally obscure... ' Kyrin was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 1208, 'split': 'train'} entailment 7181 Adalynn tweeted: '@DotunAkin_ to finally win the champs league.. No teams are that good this year and we've got a solid draw #banter #stillgoingout' Adalynn was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 1209, 'split': 'train'} entailment 7182 "Emmalin tweeted: '@carolinedries @julieplec so basically the only storyline for Caroline Forbes in this season is called ""Stefan"", great! '" Emmalin was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 1210, 'split': 'train'} entailment 7183 Ivan tweeted: 'Yay for days off. #coffee #HarryPotter #christmasbreak #morning http://t.co/m93j3n7SYC' Ivan was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 1211, 'split': 'train'} entailment 7184 Pablo tweeted: '@scottishfirst @PG1888 Whilst #SLabour #BlairMcDougal #DeputyDug recon its in #MeltDown safe in #BetterTogether of course ... ' Pablo was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 1212, 'split': 'train'} entailment 7185 Amir tweeted: '@JewdyGold Do you think Mary's parents believed the bubbemeinseh that she was still a virgin?' Amir was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 1213, 'split': 'train'} entailment 7186 Eleanor tweeted: 'I'm seeing more and more people using the term #GamerGate and I can't believe I'm going to say this but they're using it incorrectly ' Eleanor was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 1214, 'split': 'train'} entailment 7187 Isaac tweeted: '@hosienation I'm relaxed, and waiting for the facts to come out. But I've listened to Blaine hammer on players for doing similar before.' Isaac was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 1215, 'split': 'train'} entailment 7188 Aleksandra tweeted: '@insidethehall @ryancorazza I keep seeing noon... Is it 1PM eastern or noon eastern? Need to plan my morning accordingly. Please advise.' Aleksandra was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 1216, 'split': 'train'} entailment 7189 Elijah tweeted: 'Appreciate @Raheelk that he has spared suspending our accounts, only blocked us. ' Elijah was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 1217, 'split': 'train'} entailment 7190 "Preston tweeted: 'your delusion that people are being killed ""cuz Obama black"" is the myth @RBRNetwork1 @JonJayGroden @Anan_VII @JoeHilgerman @1_Free_Man'" Preston was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 1218, 'split': 'train'} entailment 7191 Nery tweeted: '@MehrTarar Thei reights to protest ends where my rights begin. They cannot take my right of earning livelihood and free movement.' Nery was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 1219, 'split': 'train'} entailment 7192 Lane tweeted: 'Baking bread and hanging with a glass of wine in leggings and a sweatshirt with football on. HEAVEN! If only the snow hadn't turned to rain.' Lane was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 1220, 'split': 'train'} entailment 7193 Rosemary tweeted: '@cringetalk @geob157 ^^^^ IMAGINE THAT? Never would have guessed ' Rosemary was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 1221, 'split': 'train'} entailment 7194 Brandon tweeted: 'Crime figures: true picture may be worse than feared, says think-tank report | via @Telegraph http://t.co/dps9g5Zc6l Surprised? ' Brandon was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 1222, 'split': 'train'} entailment 7195 Ethan tweeted: 'So now its Hamilton on a Monday night? Thanks @BTSportSPFL for all those evening games you give us, saturday football is overrated! ' Ethan was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 1223, 'split': 'train'} entailment 7196 Sadie tweeted: 'Gotta love the sound of rain beating against the window on Christmas Day.. #whereswinter' Sadie was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 1224, 'split': 'train'} entailment 7197 Judy tweeted: '#Lebanon #detainee #is #ISIS leader's #wife: #Iraqi #official: BAGHDAD โ€“ An Iraqi official denied Wednesday... http://t.co/AmRz6zvQTp' Judy was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 1225, 'split': 'train'} entailment 7198 Juliana tweeted: 'I'm a Victoria Secret model. It's such a secret not even Victoria knows. http://t.co/y97N5kTuQz' Juliana was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 1226, 'split': 'train'} entailment 7199 Jeremiah tweeted: ':unamused_face: Half of the testing group was very helpful today. ' Jeremiah was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 1227, 'split': 'train'} entailment 7200 Risa tweeted: 'They done worked me so hard' Risa was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 1228, 'split': 'train'} entailment 7201 Ariana tweeted: 'Amen :person_with_folded_hands: .... I love this! If you didn't plan, then it's your problem :face_with_stuck-out_tongue_and_winking_eye: #truth emergency @ Pearl... http://t.co/pg2o4SgFwj' Ariana was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 1229, 'split': 'train'} entailment 7202 Tiana tweeted: 'Whoops. Didn't know I had to live up to other people's expectations instead of mine. Let me just fix that. #sorrynotsorry #soz' Tiana was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 1230, 'split': 'train'} entailment 7203 Derwin tweeted: 'Can't wait for next year when it's a Cyber Month Sale. ' Derwin was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 1231, 'split': 'train'} entailment 7204 Samara tweeted: '@doforsarawak it's a ' Samara was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 1232, 'split': 'train'} entailment 7205 Rylee tweeted: '@carlytyler @greateranglia let's face it, at the mo there's delays on any day ending in a y! #valueformoneynot ' Rylee was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 1233, 'split': 'train'} entailment 7206 Javier tweeted: 'Best Christmas gift @taylorswift13 new album. http://t.co/jTbyb5ysjJ' Javier was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 1234, 'split': 'train'} entailment 7207 Jeffrey tweeted: 'I love that when a female expresses herself in an emphatic manner, it's always attributed to her menstrual cycle. -Mags #PMS' Jeffrey was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 1235, 'split': 'train'} entailment 7208 Reece tweeted: '@94irwinjb I'm so persuasive lol ' Reece was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 1236, 'split': 'train'} entailment 7209 Jacob tweeted: '#KMYB19HR study http://t.co/4GiFoUIyml' Jacob was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 1237, 'split': 'train'} entailment 7210 Edward tweeted: '@ the hospital for a new allergy test... Love it. ' Edward was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 1238, 'split': 'train'} entailment 7211 Jameson tweeted: '@XboxSupport even your link to the service alert is down. ' Jameson was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 1239, 'split': 'train'} entailment 7212 Jazlyn tweeted: 'HEY LOOK THERE! ' Jazlyn was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 1240, 'split': 'train'} entailment 7213 Mason tweeted: 'And you just skip my TBH? Do you not like me so much as to just erase me from your life or something? #awesome :face_with_look_of_triumph:' Mason was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 1241, 'split': 'train'} entailment 7214 Jaritza tweeted: '@Johnnyebs06 oh joy, now i get to have even more of them in my living room! #putyourtoysaway #badboyfriend' Jaritza was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 1242, 'split': 'train'} entailment 7215 Kandice tweeted: 'Human brains disappear every day. Some of them have never even appeared.. ||http://t.co/Fb0Aq5Frqs||#brain #humanbrain ' Kandice was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 1243, 'split': 'train'} entailment 7216 Elijah tweeted: 'Happy New Year all my Twitter people. Hope you have a happy and successful 2015! Lots of love :face_throwing_a_kiss: #2015season #2014sucks' Elijah was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 1244, 'split': 'train'} entailment 7217 Kayleen tweeted: 'Turns out a sausage butty from burger king is just a burger. Really enjoyed eating that at half 8 in the morning. #feelshit' Kayleen was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 1245, 'split': 'train'} entailment 7218 Kaeden tweeted: 'Ma thing http://t.co/YVekcrBemZ' Kaeden was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 1246, 'split': 'train'} entailment 7219 Leo tweeted: 'girl#beautiful#short#nose#tall#but#toshort#selfieeee <3:* http://t.co/90Itgrq4bh' Leo was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 1247, 'split': 'train'} entailment 7220 Ryan tweeted: '@afneil @daily_politics @TheSunNewspaper Missed off the hashtag?' Ryan was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 1248, 'split': 'train'} entailment 7221 Joseph tweeted: 'First nigga to grab it from behind No homo' Joseph was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 1249, 'split': 'train'} entailment 7222 Cody tweeted: 'Loooooool RT @Lonyngwenya: Monday is done, Friday is around the corner' Cody was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 1250, 'split': 'train'} entailment 7223 Jc tweeted: 'New homeschool year. New Marketing business. Clickbank University. Wealthy Affiliate. Writing the book finally. #holyschedule #needanapp 0_0' Jc was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 1251, 'split': 'train'} entailment 7224 Roshan tweeted: 'SCRATCHING THE NIGHT OFF MY EYES' Roshan was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 1252, 'split': 'train'} entailment 7225 Jake tweeted: 'Working on Boxing Day is so fun ' Jake was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 1253, 'split': 'train'} entailment 7226 Charles tweeted: 'To all u #deadbeatdads ur not worth a hair on our #kids heads.. Tough being a #singlemom but at least my #beautiful #daughter is loved by Me' Charles was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 1254, 'split': 'train'} entailment 7227 Johnathan tweeted: 'It's too bad all this is happening to #TheInterview, it looks like a really good movie. ' Johnathan was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 1255, 'split': 'train'} entailment 7228 Lauryn tweeted: '@Mark_Coker gun laws will fix everything ' Lauryn was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 1256, 'split': 'train'} entailment 7229 Mary tweeted: 'S/O to the Bengals for sucking it up yesterday. Totally made it worth me staying up 24 hours yesterday and coming to work this am. ' Mary was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 1257, 'split': 'train'} entailment 7230 Marian tweeted: '@johnsheehan10 @Matt_Brickman I mostly follow my lists, but I dip into the full feed randomly.' Marian was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 1258, 'split': 'train'} entailment 7231 Jovany tweeted: 'not that it matters, a message board thread is not an authoritative source @ILOVEBLACKMEN01 @TimOwensby' Jovany was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 1259, 'split': 'train'} entailment 7232 Jamal tweeted: ':weary_cat_face::face_screaming_in_fear::weary_cat_face::face_screaming_in_fear::weary_cat_face::face_screaming_in_fear: #POPCORN!!!!!! :face_with_tears_of_joy::father_christmas::face_with_tears_of_joy::father_christmas::face_with_tears_of_joy::pistol::pistol: bringing this at movie tuesday night!! http://t.co/6ucMg84g4w' Jamal was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 1260, 'split': 'train'} entailment 7233 Zaniya tweeted: 'Mom: how about we bring your physical trainer Dunckin' Donuts. |Yes.. bringing donuts to a fitness fanatic would make perfect sense ' Zaniya was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 1261, 'split': 'train'} entailment 7234 Ryker tweeted: '@jimjefferies you are by far the funniest prick in the world at the moment. Can you please come to Geelong? We have a normal mayor.... ' Ryker was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 1262, 'split': 'train'} entailment 7235 Rayce tweeted: 'Thank you Harding science department for only giving us 55 minutes for our final. ' Rayce was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 1263, 'split': 'train'} entailment 7236 Elijah tweeted: '@Mike_Ashley_Out @towlawrian @nufcfans I guess this is where he lost a couple of million to Lambias, is it? #LudicrousStory' Elijah was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 1264, 'split': 'train'} entailment 7237 Delaylah tweeted: '@CataCarryOn I moved here from north Jersey and was a big Rangers fan until the Coyotes came to town. Where are you from?' Delaylah was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 1265, 'split': 'train'} entailment 7238 Luke tweeted: 'stl.You Will Never Win Again RT @viggie_kopite: New Manager? New Striker? New Transfer Committee? (cont) http://t.co/vQkvIx4eNX' Luke was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 1266, 'split': 'train'} entailment 7239 "Gauge tweeted: '@TedSkibinski @RedState @PamelaJaneVP Maybe they are going to jump in and land on something that is technically not ""the ground"". ;)'" Gauge was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 1267, 'split': 'train'} entailment 7240 Meeyah tweeted: 'also sick names ' Meeyah was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 1268, 'split': 'train'} entailment 7241 Giovani tweeted: 'Babysitting night! Hoping my car doesn't get towed bc idk where to park :face_with_open_mouth_and_cold_sweat:' Giovani was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 1269, 'split': 'train'} entailment 7242 Lyla tweeted: '@LR_Lam you mean... it doesn't mean 'so much hate'..? .... oh..... orz' Lyla was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 1270, 'split': 'train'} entailment 7243 Tequila tweeted: '@TelegraphPromos @Mistress_Fiona Second prize is TWO signed copies of Boris' book. #onlyKidding ' Tequila was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 1271, 'split': 'train'} entailment 7244 Makai tweeted: '#Corpsman wisdom: I had a head cold, so I took my own advice - Motrin, hydrated and changed my socks. Cold eliminated #navy' Makai was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 1272, 'split': 'train'} entailment 7245 Christine tweeted: 'Follow> @StartOnlineHere now for great tweets about starting an online shop! http://t.co/XYabZWuO5w StartOnlineHere' Christine was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 1273, 'split': 'train'} entailment 7246 Annabelle tweeted: '@BigKev67 @jennyah46 it's ok Kev, Gurney's bowling the next over ' Annabelle was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 1274, 'split': 'train'} entailment 7247 Levi tweeted: 'I take blazing hot showers so I can get used to burning in the pits of hell. #ifitsreal ' Levi was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 1275, 'split': 'train'} entailment 7248 Taniyah tweeted: 'Festive #ff to @titaniumaccount @RightmoveAddict @aroundthehouses @BCTLC @TheJamHouse @IAB_Bham @BrumChamber @jackiedeburca @Brumstew' Taniyah was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 1276, 'split': 'train'} entailment 7249 Liam tweeted: 'I love procrastinating but I hate cramming.. -_- ' Liam was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 1277, 'split': 'train'} entailment 7250 Landon tweeted: ': Entertaining journalists collecting facts about annoying dentists. #Entertaining=#Annoying #FactAboutDentist' Landon was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 1278, 'split': 'train'} entailment 7251 Adrian tweeted: '#your biggest task is to get me to look #how shall one do that? looking #none of them #cleverclogs #shld #know #my #nakhre too' Adrian was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 1279, 'split': 'train'} entailment 7252 Lukas tweeted: 'Zuckerberg says he wears a grey t-shirt everyday because he doesn't want to waste time on things that don't matter||He runs Facebook||' Lukas was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 1280, 'split': 'train'} entailment 7253 Jameson tweeted: 'My stomach is a Wonderland for gas inducing bacteria. #blessed ' Jameson was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 1281, 'split': 'train'} entailment 7254 Daisy tweeted: 'Here comes the universe. #TMLtalk #Leafs' Daisy was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 1282, 'split': 'train'} entailment 7255 Kale tweeted: 'Thank God the #Knicks re-signed Carmelo. #TheBullsCanHaveHim' Kale was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 1283, 'split': 'train'} entailment 7256 Gary tweeted: 'Heaven knows I'm miserable now ... #TheSmiths #girl #old #ohwow #InstaSize #a #goodmood #weirdpose http://t.co/2t8G2YsUZU' Gary was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 1284, 'split': 'train'} entailment 7257 Colin tweeted: 'Should be a balanced view then @pjhelliar @theprojecttv' Colin was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 1285, 'split': 'train'} entailment 7258 Jaiden tweeted: '@Quikr Alone Tonight cause its a personal song which helps me to imagine myself beyond another world. |#GoSupersonicQuikr|@aboveandbeyond' Jaiden was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 1286, 'split': 'train'} entailment 7259 Eduardo tweeted: '@DorlaCoddington @wherePHILLY Thx. If thry real why dont you have them? Friend me on http://t.co/OXybfwwWb6' Eduardo was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 1287, 'split': 'train'} entailment 7260 Michael tweeted: 'Boone Pratt- The Evolution Will Be Televised (Directed By Devin Gibson o...: http://t.co/xLzKxSdyS6 via> @YouTube' Michael was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 1288, 'split': 'train'} entailment 7261 Josiah tweeted: 'Off to brave Tesco. Humungous shopping list, hail outside #ohbliss ' Josiah was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 1289, 'split': 'train'} entailment 7262 Jomar tweeted: '@carlyaquilino: weird http://t.co/ApFZyGEtVr @gampnasty' Jomar was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 1290, 'split': 'train'} entailment 7263 Aron tweeted: 'Breaking up with your girl so you don't have to buy her any presents ||#lowbudget #smartmove #a #good #idea #butscheming doe' Aron was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 1291, 'split': 'train'} entailment 7264 Dominic tweeted: '#Comptroller: #CitiBike #Stations, #Bikes #Being #Properly #Maintained: As CitiBike gears up to expand, the... http://t.co/BPAiKun5ft' Dominic was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 1292, 'split': 'train'} entailment 7265 Raymonte tweeted: 'Ooh! Someone knows how to click the 'Unfollow' button. I'm impressed! #beforeCoffee http://t.co/Cm1UldR6d5' Raymonte was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 1293, 'split': 'train'} entailment 7266 Lilyana tweeted: 'I'm so ready to get drunk tonight' Lilyana was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 1294, 'split': 'train'} entailment 7267 Dyland tweeted: 'I think the new sweater I bought is a maternity sweater. Oh well. Its super cozy' Dyland was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 1295, 'split': 'train'} entailment 7268 Lucas tweeted: 'Double dance with the boys is what makes a Monday worthwhile ' Lucas was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 1296, 'split': 'train'} entailment 7269 Wyatt tweeted: 'Obama wants closer relations with a Marxist nation... I'm SHOCKED I tell you! SHOCKED! #cuba http://t.co/as75A3kJ9z' Wyatt was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 1297, 'split': 'train'} entailment 7270 Tyler tweeted: '@bigbillybmoney oh haha no they ain't :face_with_tears_of_joy::face_with_tears_of_joy: you ain't even seen em' Tyler was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 1298, 'split': 'train'} entailment 7271 Liana tweeted: 'Being able to think your self angry is such a nice gift to have... #ItsACurse' Liana was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 1299, 'split': 'train'} entailment 7272 Jose tweeted: '@johnmcternan @theSNP in the paper that supported the blackshirts. ' Jose was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 1300, 'split': 'train'} entailment 7273 Jeremiah tweeted: 'you are the one LYING @RBRNetwork1 @TheOldBreed1775 @Dolphin__Man @Joseph_WarrenDR @jus1314tin' Jeremiah was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 1301, 'split': 'train'} entailment 7274 Charles tweeted: 'Cool to know I have people I can talk to when having a shit night. ' Charles was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 1302, 'split': 'train'} entailment 7275 Cayden tweeted: '@Espngreeny OSU opponents record much better than Baylor. Outright conf champs. Wins against 7 tms with winning records (Baylor 3)' Cayden was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 1303, 'split': 'train'} entailment 7276 Imelda tweeted: '@dudleymbc happy new year to you too!! Thanks for the reply ' Imelda was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 1304, 'split': 'train'} entailment 7277 Alejandro tweeted: 'dressing gown on, turkey and buffalo sauce sandwich in hand and big fat quiz of the year #moving #ever #again' Alejandro was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 1305, 'split': 'train'} entailment 7278 "Stella tweeted: '@etownmiller at $8.25 per day those are definitely not Costco socks! I must say this "" funky sock"" movement is kinda cool.'" Stella was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 1306, 'split': 'train'} entailment 7279 Patrick tweeted: 'A tiring selfiee!!but yet looks #freshh :P Aftr long work!!! I love unii http://t.co/zX7sqmztxe' Patrick was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 1307, 'split': 'train'} entailment 7280 "Noah tweeted: 'This has nothing to do with anything at all, but I hate the word ""fleek"". It sounds like something I'd name my Neopet.'" Noah was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 1308, 'split': 'train'} entailment 7281 Rylan tweeted: 'Oomf should be chowed in her mom's car' Rylan was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 1309, 'split': 'train'} entailment 7282 Aiden tweeted: 'Stop living like a king, you're not one So using this in real life. #ExodusMovie' Aiden was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 1310, 'split': 'train'} entailment 7283 Joshua tweeted: 'I think I might be an artist #flowers #pretty #love #beautiful #painting #art #nature #lchs http://t.co/Gq9zYIvApN' Joshua was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 1311, 'split': 'train'} entailment 7284 Aiden tweeted: 'i'm really stoked about going abroad in the fall. and well next week but that's for completely different reasons. #imissmyboyfriend' Aiden was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 1312, 'split': 'train'} entailment 7285 Zakia tweeted: 'Look behind you # Tara # Ella # Starbucks #mytopgirls @ The Omni Santry http://t.co/6fDS3kpjc7' Zakia was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 1313, 'split': 'train'} entailment 7286 Bentley tweeted: '@fausAlien i don't like yellow but most of my things are yellow. hi kapitana!!! Nagaaral kmi ni @Gel_ALIENlover ASDFGHJKL HUHUHU' Bentley was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 1314, 'split': 'train'} entailment 7287 Andrew tweeted: 'Love ya Jerry, but what the heck was that?' Andrew was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 1315, 'split': 'train'} entailment 7288 Brantley tweeted: 'I'm not usually a fan of anything #pumpkin or #pumpkinspiced but OMG. These are the best cookies I've... http://t.co/Lyr8HuLnSW' Brantley was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 1316, 'split': 'train'} entailment 7289 Brendon tweeted: 'Image via We Heart It https://t.co/jqsXRQt8Yd #boy #funny #girl #K #mad #ok http://t.co/0tZwekjkvD' Brendon was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 1317, 'split': 'train'} entailment 7290 Cruz tweeted: 'Take my time because I want it all right? http://t.co/NxkFIWFs8I' Cruz was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 1318, 'split': 'train'} entailment 7291 Anastyn tweeted: '@sowinski521 annnnddddddd your opinion is irrelevant' Anastyn was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 1319, 'split': 'train'} entailment 7292 Dawson tweeted: '#Its #Over, Its Not Finished|Its Not Ending, Its Only The #Beginning When #God Is In It, #All #Things Are... http://t.co/AeUf5jNxwU' Dawson was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 1320, 'split': 'train'} entailment 7293 Wyatt tweeted: '@Ike58Reese I know, but in the big spot (the only time I've watched him) he choked! Haha! Must mean he sucks, right? ' Wyatt was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 1321, 'split': 'train'} entailment 7294 Valentin tweeted: '@UberStaub oh my fingers stick together' Valentin was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 1322, 'split': 'train'} entailment 7295 Charlotte tweeted: 'Can't wait to work with the dream team again today!! #delilyfe :see-no-evil_monkey:' Charlotte was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 1323, 'split': 'train'} entailment 7296 John tweeted: 'I just love a chaotic school run!!!...' John was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 1324, 'split': 'train'} entailment 7297 Cameron tweeted: '@joshtiffers this is my new fave thing on facebook #sexpest http://t.co/OpIVUx5Qxh' Cameron was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 1325, 'split': 'train'} entailment 7298 Rachel tweeted: '@andyyoung2 @maneezafmcl @im_seo_Alan please reply to this gentleman on behalf of all of us here @Foodjob #jokles #gotrealworktodo' Rachel was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 1326, 'split': 'train'} entailment 7299 Syed tweeted: 'My luck just keeps getting better and better ' Syed was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 1327, 'split': 'train'} entailment 7300 Khloe tweeted: '@RWwatchMA Deutsch is a misogynistic toad; how shocking he's a bigot too .... #HandsUpDontShoot' Khloe was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 1328, 'split': 'train'} entailment 7301 Raymond tweeted: '> @CleartalkingCom Google Drive Review http://t.co/aqd6oRJ0Wb' Raymond was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 1329, 'split': 'train'} entailment 7302 Samuel tweeted: '@tumblrthings: don't say anything... just retweet it https://t.co/9ovHj1YzFp @Lloydgallagher3 @bigtant1986 @Boydie1990' Samuel was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 1330, 'split': 'train'} entailment 7303 Daniel tweeted: '@lucasharriss_ Ok, hope it will rain soon :confounded_face:' Daniel was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 1331, 'split': 'train'} entailment 7304 Jacorey tweeted: 'http://t.co/1izmy5gP0j nope, you do NOT fit that definition @RBRNetwork1 @JoeHilgerman @1_Free_Man @Anan_VII @ABPT_Rocket' Jacorey was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 1332, 'split': 'train'} entailment 7305 Kate tweeted: 'Second day in a row that I'm late to work. Thanks, @MTA. Service definitely worth a fare hike. http://t.co/dqMSB5JVHG' Kate was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 1333, 'split': 'train'} entailment 7306 Aamiyah tweeted: 'Yeah so I'm on a diet:slice_of_pizza: http://t.co/RfgZvzuBC5' Aamiyah was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 1334, 'split': 'train'} entailment 7307 Graham tweeted: '#notcies #eu Ebola leaves hundreds of thousands facing hunger in three worst-hit countries http://t.co/g79X9se31R' Graham was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 1335, 'split': 'train'} entailment 7308 "Matthew tweeted: 'Don't be offended when you hear #HappyHolidays when people refer to #Christmas. The word 'holiday' is derived from ""Holy Day"". #fb '" Matthew was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 1336, 'split': 'train'} entailment 7309 Miranda tweeted: '@MughalowOwais @BatoolMisbah lol then' Miranda was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 1337, 'split': 'train'} entailment 7310 Aidan tweeted: 'WOW Doutzen looks amazing after having a baby' Aidan was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 1338, 'split': 'train'} entailment 7311 Sean tweeted: 'It is always nice when I am taking a cig break at like 2am at my house and I hear weird creepy noises and its really dark ' Sean was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 1339, 'split': 'train'} entailment 7312 Wesley tweeted: 'J Cole has a song about being a Virgin and then not being a virgin. #musicalgenius #innovation ' Wesley was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 1340, 'split': 'train'} entailment 7313 Alexia tweeted: '@SpotJSO Thanks for the update Spot. I'm good w/ That. |If you can Post some stuff on this on my blog: http://t.co/JUmMWi0AyT' Alexia was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 1341, 'split': 'train'} entailment 7314 Caprice tweeted: 'http://t.co/juRDWnOQ8z so Ugly Christmas Sweater Women's Sz M http://t.co/rcXS7QXZkw' Caprice was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 1342, 'split': 'train'} entailment 7315 Jayden tweeted: 'We'll that was a great way to start off my morning :grinning_face: ' Jayden was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 1343, 'split': 'train'} entailment 7316 Julian tweeted: 'Now I see why this play wasn't reviewed. Because it wasn't even close. http://t.co/jWu6lbpv5m' Julian was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 1344, 'split': 'train'} entailment 7317 Jayden tweeted: 'Catching up on the RHOA!!!!#love the drama' Jayden was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 1345, 'split': 'train'} entailment 7318 Damani tweeted: 'Never has an #Australia been more dependant on govt money than we are now #Sad #socialism #Unrealistic PEOPLE we spend more than we earn...' Damani was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 1346, 'split': 'train'} entailment 7319 Jaydn tweeted: '@danisnotonfire which one is more disturbing dan? Tickling an elf's:aubergine: or biting it..... #philisinnocent :grinning_face_with_smiling_eyes::pistol: http://t.co/0cTCRH94DW' Jaydn was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 1347, 'split': 'train'} entailment 7320 Bentley tweeted: '@jimspellmanTV @RT_com hitting the big issues, champ. ' Bentley was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 1348, 'split': 'train'} entailment 7321 Mason tweeted: ' RT @RumoursImADiva: RumourIsImADad's accent...' Mason was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 1349, 'split': 'train'} entailment 7322 Yvonne tweeted: '@onejoey @hoppykristin least I could do for barging into your convo!' Yvonne was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 1350, 'split': 'train'} entailment 7323 Symone tweeted: '#Video on #Jesus and #Bulldogs which is #deep and #meaningful|cough, |#dog #dogs #bulldog #religion #vlog|http://t.co/HoUeTiFR2N' Symone was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 1351, 'split': 'train'} entailment 7324 Blake tweeted: '@van_strael @NatGeo |We live in a world where even the neighbors look alien. ' Blake was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 1352, 'split': 'train'} entailment 7325 Devin tweeted: '@Fleshframes plus my memory is short and I deleted all those pic you shared. Boom. ' Devin was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 1353, 'split': 'train'} entailment 7326 Elroy tweeted: 'Nice weekend off but back at work tonight. Over the fucking moon ' Elroy was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 1354, 'split': 'train'} entailment 7327 Dallyn tweeted: 'Bridal#jewels#exciting range#hand made#high quality jewellery on the high street#bespoke#custom http://t.co/fzhWTNzaf4' Dallyn was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 1355, 'split': 'train'} entailment 7328 Daniel tweeted: '@Heathmusic So...I should click on the link in your private message to see the nasty rumor going around about me? #boohackers' Daniel was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 1356, 'split': 'train'} entailment 7329 Keoni tweeted: 'My current Christmas song obsession. Played it non-stop all weekend http://t.co/rLI4hTUXnv via @YouTube' Keoni was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 1357, 'split': 'train'} entailment 7330 Jacob tweeted: 'Flight diverted over boiling water incident http://t.co/FPT6yjxYIm' Jacob was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 1358, 'split': 'train'} entailment 7331 William tweeted: 'For 9 grand a year we definitely get all of the information we need in this practical class ' William was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 1359, 'split': 'train'} entailment 7332 Daniel tweeted: '@JuveUnited what happens if I RT ?' Daniel was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 1360, 'split': 'train'} entailment 7333 Edward tweeted: 'Sneaking in a round of mini golf at #hollywooddriveingolf at #universal #citiwalk before the kiddos... http://t.co/iHDeyYYlsi' Edward was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 1361, 'split': 'train'} entailment 7334 Eleanor tweeted: 'My Twitter account is worth $100.20, according to Social Account Worth Calculator. See how much you're worth http://t.co/mxFLRaALZQ' Eleanor was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 1362, 'split': 'train'} entailment 7335 Messiah tweeted: 'The of taking a break from reading about #socialmedia to check my social media.' Messiah was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 1363, 'split': 'train'} entailment 7336 "Patience tweeted: 'Video: By @sororitypups ""@dipmagazine #wifeyseries Drops Today, with #covermodels @erickaajanae and... http://t.co/ir1K325lOz'" Patience was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 1364, 'split': 'train'} entailment 7337 Fatima tweeted: '@kirsch71 @united I hope that all those people who missed connecting flights take joy in this wonderful experience. #sorrynotsorry' Fatima was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 1365, 'split': 'train'} entailment 7338 Connor tweeted: '@NovusOrdoWatch He was caught attending...*gasp* a Latin Mass. ' Connor was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 1366, 'split': 'train'} entailment 7339 Kayden tweeted: 'I love how @Gcash14 can stay up and tweet but can't stay up and hang out with me! #truebro ' Kayden was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 1367, 'split': 'train'} entailment 7340 Deshawn tweeted: 'lol has his website been suspended again? @jumbopaperclips @RBRNetwork1' Deshawn was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 1368, 'split': 'train'} entailment 7341 "Fahmida tweeted: 'The worst is when they consider things like ""conservative tribune"" as a credible source of information. Totally not bias. '" Fahmida was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 1369, 'split': 'train'} entailment 7342 Addisyn tweeted: '#RedSox RT @pgammo: Meanwhile, in Caguas, Rusney Castillo goes 4-5 with mammoth HR. man, Alex Cora loves this guy' Addisyn was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 1370, 'split': 'train'} entailment 7343 Andrew tweeted: 'I just want to thank e-l-e-n-a-t on tumblr for spoiling me #BOFA -.- ... Honestly? Fuck you! #martinfreeman' Andrew was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 1371, 'split': 'train'} entailment 7344 Iziah tweeted: 'I love waking up five minutes before I have to be at school... ' Iziah was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 1372, 'split': 'train'} entailment 7345 Yzabella tweeted: 'I already can't wait for Julia to come back.' Yzabella was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 1373, 'split': 'train'} entailment 7346 Conner tweeted: 'Its gonna be a loooong day.. but yolo lets have fun :smiling_face_with_open_mouth_and_tightly-closed_eyes: ' Conner was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 1374, 'split': 'train'} entailment 7347 Hunter tweeted: '@snake_moore You're slipping back into hate figure territory' Hunter was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 1375, 'split': 'train'} entailment 7348 Everett tweeted: 'Being used is such a great feeling...' Everett was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 1376, 'split': 'train'} entailment 7349 Yaretzi tweeted: 'Meanwhile in Zimbabwe the South African imposed government promises to stamp out corruption. ' Yaretzi was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 1377, 'split': 'train'} entailment 7350 Ethan tweeted: 'People are loving this Funk. Let's keep the Tweet going on. http://t.co/4miR8pQG5J' Ethan was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 1378, 'split': 'train'} entailment 7351 Anissa tweeted: 'Where I am @ Boys Town http://t.co/dr01zwqGhQ' Anissa was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 1379, 'split': 'train'} entailment 7352 Jaiden tweeted: 'I have footy socks on, trackies, a tee, a fluffy dressing gown and I'm wrapped up in my quilt... I sweating bean but shivering my nuds off' Jaiden was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 1380, 'split': 'train'} entailment 7353 Briana tweeted: 'My finger is so ducking attractive without my bandage tbh!!! ' Briana was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 1381, 'split': 'train'} entailment 7354 Edgar tweeted: 'Accidentally breaking your own computer when your tech support! Haha , talk about employee of the month #techSupport :personal_computer::floppy_disk::pistol:' Edgar was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 1382, 'split': 'train'} entailment 7355 Nicholas tweeted: 'So glad all that voting was put to good use! ' Nicholas was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 1383, 'split': 'train'} entailment 7356 Jakari tweeted: 'Ppl make blanket statements about a whole race as a defense that they are sick of hearing about race ' Jakari was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 1384, 'split': 'train'} entailment 7357 Cayla tweeted: 'I just love being wide awake at 4am ' Cayla was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 1385, 'split': 'train'} entailment 7358 "Dontrell tweeted: 'The word ""Taliban"" comes from the root word ""Talib"" which means a student. |#PeshawarAttack #DeathToTaliban #DeathToISIS'" Dontrell was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 1386, 'split': 'train'} entailment 7359 Michael tweeted: 'Yay its fucking Monday life is so perfect and magical I love everything ' Michael was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 1387, 'split': 'train'} entailment 7360 Jurell tweeted: 'Event technology session is having Internet problems. #HSC2024' Jurell was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 1388, 'split': 'train'} entailment 7361 Theodore tweeted: '#marleyandme RT @alexspeier: Sources tell @bradfo and me that Dodgers are showing serious interest in Jon Lester.' Theodore was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 1389, 'split': 'train'} entailment 7362 Justin tweeted: 'Can anyone tell iv been uploading items onto depop today lol #lotsofdepopuploaded' Justin was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 1390, 'split': 'train'} entailment 7363 Kaiden tweeted: '@YodelOnline where's me boots happy' Kaiden was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 1391, 'split': 'train'} entailment 7364 Dylan tweeted: 'It scares me when I think about what things will be like a year from now! #2015' Dylan was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 1392, 'split': 'train'} entailment 7365 Connor tweeted: 'The last Twolves game I was jacked for was right after the lockout in 2011 vs. OKC (Rubio's 1st game)... I wonder if I when I will again?' Connor was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 1393, 'split': 'train'} entailment 7366 Ellie tweeted: 'Everybody is out there traveling the world and I'm sitting here studying maps for my last exam #jealousy #almostdone' Ellie was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 1394, 'split': 'train'} entailment 7367 Emilee tweeted: 'cleaning up spew is a definite highlight of my job!! ' Emilee was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 1395, 'split': 'train'} entailment 7368 Adam tweeted: '@b_shantel right! Clearly the po-po has been playing too much Call of Duty' Adam was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 1396, 'split': 'train'} entailment 7369 Noah tweeted: '@Dov67 @ThisIsPalestine Actually Israel's demand renders it antisemitic acc to your mate's favourite non definition of antisem. ' Noah was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 1397, 'split': 'train'} entailment 7370 Lucas tweeted: 'Thank you, strange vet husband at the bar, for reminding me that I will be in debt until I die. #studentloans' Lucas was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 1398, 'split': 'train'} entailment 7371 Cole tweeted: 'Love that I can count on people. ' Cole was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 1399, 'split': 'train'} entailment 7372 Benjamen tweeted: '@CalmKitchen @menhealuk I smashed my Samsung galaxy running back to the car trying to avoid a parking ticket ' Benjamen was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 1400, 'split': 'train'} entailment 7373 Paxton tweeted: 'Yea I love it when 2 is already throwing a tantrum upon waking up. Totally. Awesome. :ok_hand_sign: @NannyProbss' Paxton was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 1401, 'split': 'train'} entailment 7374 Mckinzie tweeted: 'The winner goes to this stocking! They bribed me. ;) http://t.co/JagIuUrxe7' Mckinzie was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 1402, 'split': 'train'} entailment 7375 Shane tweeted: ': World's most villainous climate criminal, Australia, attempts to heavy other nations at Lima http://t.co/m3DO7rgLRg #auspol' Shane was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 1403, 'split': 'train'} entailment 7376 Keiana tweeted: 'I'd rather you know and be upset than hide it for you to only question things later' Keiana was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 1404, 'split': 'train'} entailment 7377 Blake tweeted: 'It's almost 1am and @princezz1989 and I are arguing on why the guy is cute or not. Really. This is our lives. Come on were adults. ' Blake was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 1405, 'split': 'train'} entailment 7378 Riyan tweeted: '@whipappeal_6 not always. They've found them in $500k homes' Riyan was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 1406, 'split': 'train'} entailment 7379 Noah tweeted: 'Thanks @garrynewman for taking down http://t.co/Putii8Waue <3 We all love you for this <3 ' Noah was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 1407, 'split': 'train'} entailment 7380 Alina tweeted: '@caboosemichaelj yeah. So as you can see, I have great success with the ladies! And I'm totally excited for having sex some more! ' Alina was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 1408, 'split': 'train'} entailment 7381 Severyn tweeted: 'Senate Just Confirmed a New Cabinet Member That Has 2nd Amendment Supporters Furious - The Senate confirme... http://t.co/3TvNFNw8tn' Severyn was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 1409, 'split': 'train'} entailment 7382 Carlos tweeted: 'Having nothing you studied be on the test is just fckn greaaat ' Carlos was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 1410, 'split': 'train'} entailment 7383 Keira tweeted: 'marty posts FACTS with PROOF you? you make shit up @RBRNetwork1 @IndyEnigma @TheOldBreed1775 @jus1314tin' Keira was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 1411, 'split': 'train'} entailment 7384 Caden tweeted: 'Falling asleep to the sound of rain is so relaxing :umbrella_with_rain_drops:๏ธ' Caden was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 1412, 'split': 'train'} entailment 7385 Melissa tweeted: 'Ok...so these two are my #AbsoluteFavs and I am ashamed to admit that I actually cried when my... http://t.co/PEDCoI3MLg' Melissa was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 1413, 'split': 'train'} entailment 7386 Andrew tweeted: '@rbr07 @TonyBarretTimes indeed two people from the opposite political divide not slinging insults. What is twitter coming to ' Andrew was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 1414, 'split': 'train'} entailment 7387 Emmelina tweeted: 'The biggest is that #Taliban gunned down school kids in the same country that #Malala received the Nobel prize for #Education #Ouch' Emmelina was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 1415, 'split': 'train'} entailment 7388 Aidan tweeted: '@vidalovesvida I don't think I've ever even made weed brownies in my life...idk where you get this bizarre idea from lol' Aidan was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 1416, 'split': 'train'} entailment 7389 Victor tweeted: 'What a B.E.A.utiful day in Scotland!! :) #rain #gales lol' Victor was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 1417, 'split': 'train'} entailment 7390 Sky tweeted: '@SnarkySteff nice. We make it in a pot with butter & Himalayan salt. Sometimes with infused salts for a change.' Sky was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 1418, 'split': 'train'} entailment 7391 Adelyn tweeted: 'Looking forward to doing my 4 page essay tonight :face_savouring_delicious_food: seems like fun ' Adelyn was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 1419, 'split': 'train'} entailment 7392 Julian tweeted: 'I'll grin or ill grin. There's two ways to read my name.' Julian was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 1420, 'split': 'train'} entailment 7393 Makinley tweeted: 'SEEING @AlpEmiel ON SATURDAY whaddddddup #legend ' Makinley was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 1421, 'split': 'train'} entailment 7394 Cordell tweeted: 'A new year about to start|So many people came so many went|But always wat's gone is better.' Cordell was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 1422, 'split': 'train'} entailment 7395 Kassie tweeted: 'Yoga pants, a sweatshirt, and nikes, am I @RosieMorse yet? :face_with_tears_of_joy:' Kassie was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 1423, 'split': 'train'} entailment 7396 Lashae tweeted: 'BITCH WHERE THE FUCK U THINK IM GOING?????|BETTER SIT ON DOWN WITH THE REST OF THESE BITCHES WAITTNG FOR ME TO MOVE.... NEVA' Lashae was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 1424, 'split': 'train'} entailment 7397 Devin tweeted: '#great #A #All #Burst #Christmas #diy #crafts|Please RT: http://t.co/sGEY4HKIoC http://t.co/khr5RY3FgA' Devin was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 1425, 'split': 'train'} entailment 7398 Elena tweeted: 'Taking a final then going straight to work. I'm just peachy about it. ' Elena was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 1426, 'split': 'train'} entailment 7399 Levi tweeted: 'May be cold tomorrow, December 28, 2014! A low of -7โ„ƒ - dress warm!' Levi was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 1427, 'split': 'train'} entailment 7400 Treyvin tweeted: '@sickill buuuut fast iteration and prototyping to production-ready code! ' Treyvin was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 1428, 'split': 'train'} entailment 7401 "Trenten tweeted: '@AndLeoHud You're on my ""People Who Antagonize Me"" list. http://t.co/MpNrw3Dq1s via @99u '" Trenten was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 1429, 'split': 'train'} entailment 7402 Aujanae tweeted: 'Let's go CAVS!!! #cleveland #cavs #cavaliers #nba @ Quicken Loans Arena http://t.co/QiSPa7nC8B' Aujanae was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 1430, 'split': 'train'} entailment 7403 Lucas tweeted: '@CBCToronto: Toronto man finds woman with ex-girlfriend's name for free trip around the world I should have changed my name!!!!!' Lucas was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 1431, 'split': 'train'} entailment 7404 Reya tweeted: 'Chenua Achebe - when things fall apart' Reya was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 1432, 'split': 'train'} entailment 7405 Jayla tweeted: '@MikeIsler Thank you! I think i filled it out correctly' Jayla was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 1433, 'split': 'train'} entailment 7406 Lucas tweeted: 'Girls who dip>>> ' Lucas was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 1434, 'split': 'train'} entailment 7407 Jaliya tweeted: 'what do you think? good name or what?|@HondoLane @brownbearmike1 @laurarubin7' Jaliya was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 1435, 'split': 'train'} entailment 7408 Kayden tweeted: ':flag_for_Faroe_Islands:๐Ÿ‡ฑ๐Ÿ‡ฑ๐Ÿ‡ด๐Ÿ‡ผ THIS:|#TSU website now worth $1.5 Million!||You get paid for posting!|http://t.co/OXybfwwWb6 http://t.co/3rW8P7GfW8' Kayden was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 1436, 'split': 'train'} entailment 7409 Daniel tweeted: 'Monday mornings are my fave :) ' Daniel was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 1437, 'split': 'train'} entailment 7410 Danika tweeted: 'Thanks mum for farting ... Not once, but twice during dinner with the BF. #NiceOne ' Danika was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 1438, 'split': 'train'} entailment 7411 Luis tweeted: 'Being on #socialmedia is already pretty good, but they also master of irony... Do we tell them? http://t.co/DSuNUQlTyW' Luis was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 1439, 'split': 'train'} entailment 7412 Kourtnie tweeted: 'Let's set the record straight McCoist the player legend Fact !!! The man held us together when no one else would !!!! Won't ever b forgotten' Kourtnie was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 1440, 'split': 'train'} entailment 7413 Lena tweeted: 'History check anyone know what this is? http://t.co/KtR2yqKrxd' Lena was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 1441, 'split': 'train'} entailment 7414 Joseph tweeted: 'Off in to town to get a bday prezzy, how rude to have a birthday in Xmas week #BusyBee' Joseph was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 1442, 'split': 'train'} entailment 7415 Aubrea tweeted: 'The of how worst films become must see #films: http://t.co/rNJ4tl6syj' Aubrea was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 1443, 'split': 'train'} entailment 7416 Maxwell tweeted: '@maiwaby You are freer in Bethlehem than you would be anywhere in rest of the Arab world! much' Maxwell was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 1444, 'split': 'train'} entailment 7417 Adrien tweeted: '@TMJ4Steve @AlTruda73 not knowing that it was about covering the points hasn't kept us from winning two weeks and almost winning a 3rd.' Adrien was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 1445, 'split': 'train'} entailment 7418 Lexy tweeted: '@Cameronjwalker4 I don't think, I know x' Lexy was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 1446, 'split': 'train'} entailment 7419 Gabriela tweeted: 'This kid right here makes me so happy :heavy_black_heart:๏ธ #nephew http://t.co/4J4wI6qp2v' Gabriela was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 1447, 'split': 'train'} entailment 7420 Alessandro tweeted: 'If this is love i don't wanna be loved , You pollute the room with your filthy tongue #getscared' Alessandro was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 1448, 'split': 'train'} entailment 7421 Brayan tweeted: '@SouthamptonFC @whufc_official Yeah thanks for that! ' Brayan was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 1449, 'split': 'train'} entailment 7422 Landon tweeted: 'Stop trying to make me post my location, twitter. I don't want to post my location. Stop.' Landon was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 1450, 'split': 'train'} entailment 7423 Frederick tweeted: 'Just seen the result| What the actual.... #saintsfc' Frederick was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 1451, 'split': 'train'} entailment 7424 Janelyn tweeted: 'Get Updated with Basant Rai is out! http://t.co/YKJvVSaW7O Stories via @MasculistA @subichaturvedi @BJPLucknowBJP' Janelyn was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 1452, 'split': 'train'} entailment 7425 William tweeted: '@Neilby70 @TonyBrown03 @ParkzTheDon @PatrickStan14 @goodgary99 @LosDaGooner @GazTheGooner84 Ya welcome hunny:kiss_mark:' William was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 1453, 'split': 'train'} entailment 7426 Nathan tweeted: 'Good thing y days not ruined.... ' Nathan was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 1454, 'split': 'train'} entailment 7427 Blake tweeted: '@dannyV916 @bagmansgirl Yes. I want to honor someone who died so I'll go steal a TV and Xbox and whatever else I feel entitled to ' Blake was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 1455, 'split': 'train'} entailment 7428 Ayden tweeted: 'Long Gold Layered Pipe Necklace Set $20|Leave email for invoice http://t.co/kOeoSmzCPj' Ayden was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 1456, 'split': 'train'} entailment 7429 Hamza tweeted: 'Dang my selfie game is on point when I'm drinking #actuallysorry' Hamza was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 1457, 'split': 'train'} entailment 7430 Abagail tweeted: 'but he is a lot of laughs @ken_malinowski @hiramabiffarch @HotNostrilsrFun @P4R4L3G4L @RBRNetwork1' Abagail was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 1458, 'split': 'train'} entailment 7431 Mason tweeted: 'So if three geeks can bring down the whole of Microsoft and Sony networks..my annual firewall subscription is worth every penny!||' Mason was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 1459, 'split': 'train'} entailment 7432 Kingston tweeted: 'Good news! Thanks to the #ACA, my husbands insurance premium jumped up 971.2% in one year! Hooray! #ThanksObama' Kingston was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 1460, 'split': 'train'} entailment 7433 Jason tweeted: '@aadashusain to you too. :) :thumbs_up_sign:' Jason was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 1461, 'split': 'train'} entailment 7434 Ethan tweeted: '@justacoolcat I just texted you. Now I'm going to sleep-not ignoring' Ethan was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 1462, 'split': 'train'} entailment 7435 Taylor tweeted: 'Nothing is better then an 8am class. ' Taylor was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 1463, 'split': 'train'} entailment 7436 Zariah tweeted: '#Net #neutrality: #Cisco, #Intel, #IBM #warn #FCC #to #crack #down #on #ISPs: More than 60 #technology... http://t.co/qQJf62RZmz' Zariah was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 1464, 'split': 'train'} entailment 7437 David tweeted: 'Cluck! RT @DJB627: Most transparent administration ever sends password-protected documents to Oversight. #Gruber' David was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 1465, 'split': 'train'} entailment 7438 Mikah tweeted: '@WiseMissKay: Sometimes you have to forget what you feel and remember what you deserve.' Mikah was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 1466, 'split': 'train'} entailment 7439 Andy tweeted: 'Working super early on a Friday, when your will is weakest, is a pure treat. #tired #stormageddon #ArrowMidSeasonFinale' Andy was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 1467, 'split': 'train'} entailment 7440 Calvin tweeted: 'I like how people freak out when they hear I'm still getting paid while I'm off for over 2 weeks. Join the military, duh.' Calvin was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 1468, 'split': 'train'} entailment 7441 Benjamin tweeted: 'So, @GdayJohnKim faved my tweet. What was my reaction?....my parents thought I went crazy. Ashamed http://t.co/pXCXM28dgR' Benjamin was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 1469, 'split': 'train'} entailment 7442 Levi tweeted: '@Cameronjwalker4 miss u I'm leaving on 7th so .... Need to see you before I go :weary_face::weary_face::weary_face::weary_face:' Levi was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 1470, 'split': 'train'} entailment 7443 Bentley tweeted: '@MyzzCryz she went from a faded orange mess to a dark brown with red streaks. I, of course, forgot to take pictures.' Bentley was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 1471, 'split': 'train'} entailment 7444 Gabriella tweeted: '#MY #Husband is your concern #StopTxtnHim its #NotOk #youknowwhoyouare!!!' Gabriella was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 1472, 'split': 'train'} entailment 7445 Kimberly tweeted: 'You'd hope that a film like that would lose relevance after a couple decades, but nope.' Kimberly was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 1473, 'split': 'train'} entailment 7446 Caprice tweeted: 'Nothing like waking up to the sweet sounds of your cat trying to chew the shoelaces off your husband's new boots ' Caprice was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 1474, 'split': 'train'} entailment 7447 Alexander tweeted: 'Each snooze button is more tempting than the last :sleeping_face::squared_sos:' Alexander was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 1475, 'split': 'train'} entailment 7448 James tweeted: 'Fucked up. in the mood at all' James was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 1476, 'split': 'train'} entailment 7449 Samuel tweeted: 'Coin ! WatcherOnAWall: Anyone else find it sad that we have to remind Conservative Republicans that Torture is wrong? #TortureReport ...' Samuel was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 1477, 'split': 'train'} entailment 7450 Drake tweeted: 'Tamir Rice's Memorial is today. His family had plans of seeing him grow up. Not gunned down by police. Police? http://t.co/bxuKPNF01r' Drake was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 1478, 'split': 'train'} entailment 7451 Zylah tweeted: 'Eating sweets in PE ' Zylah was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 1479, 'split': 'train'} entailment 7452 Arath tweeted: 'No need to act like I'm the fav child, I know this already. ' Arath was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 1480, 'split': 'train'} entailment 7453 Zyanya tweeted: 'Funny your the broken one now Im the only one who needed saving.|' Zyanya was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 1481, 'split': 'train'} entailment 7454 Jacob tweeted: 'my baby will have caps on her teeth #negative' Jacob was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 1482, 'split': 'train'} entailment 7455 Lilyana tweeted: 'I come up with some ridiculous scenarios in my head :thought_balloon:' Lilyana was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 1483, 'split': 'train'} entailment 7456 Rikki tweeted: 'Love that I still have kids that still wake up early on Christmas #justkiddingIlovethem' Rikki was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 1484, 'split': 'train'} entailment 7457 Kyng tweeted: '@WadeVanHooser i am okay with a trade, but they better get a darn good package and it better not be in the division' Kyng was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 1485, 'split': 'train'} entailment 7458 Irene tweeted: 'My Com professor keeps talking about Twitter. ||Lel' Irene was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 1486, 'split': 'train'} entailment 7459 Maddox tweeted: 'Oh how I love this http://t.co/UWqFZJdlkv' Maddox was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 1487, 'split': 'train'} entailment 7460 Deegan tweeted: '@MistressMental Frisky at 2am? That's nothing new. ' Deegan was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 1488, 'split': 'train'} entailment 7461 Caitlyn tweeted: 'Love that my buses are every half an hour:angry_face::pouting_face::face_with_look_of_triumph: ' Caitlyn was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 1489, 'split': 'train'} entailment 7462 Diego tweeted: '@fbourdeau @ChrisLaBossiere @alexabboud All the more reason for it. Competition breeds innovation & the consumer wins.' Diego was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 1490, 'split': 'train'} entailment 7463 Robert tweeted: 'http://t.co/5NzWiNlzi2 so Ugly *Size SMALL* Christmas Sweater Cardi Basic Editions Holiday Vintage http://t.co/dwTxGOdB7z' Robert was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 1491, 'split': 'train'} entailment 7464 Keith tweeted: 'I just love when you test my patience! :white_smiling_face:๏ธ ' Keith was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 1492, 'split': 'train'} entailment 7465 Scott tweeted: 'Welcome to twitter @orafa2 myself n @SlimDandyMUFC r at ur service as ur twitter coaches ' Scott was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 1493, 'split': 'train'} entailment 7466 Alexander tweeted: '@BIGJOEONTHEGO #ThingsBetterThanTitansJags napalm hotwings #bigjoefavorite love the show #keep it real' Alexander was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 1494, 'split': 'train'} entailment 7467 Duaa tweeted: 'Sometimes I can make funny comments #boyfriend #text #justgothomefromdinner #smiles #funny #lovehim http://t.co/baDqzH0PdT' Duaa was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 1495, 'split': 'train'} entailment 7468 Izaeah tweeted: 'Dayum, I really got the house to myself while my brother still has school all week :smiling_face_with_sunglasses:' Izaeah was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 1496, 'split': 'train'} entailment 7469 Andrew tweeted: ' a bad idea! http://t.co/WU41rVVVjw' Andrew was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 1497, 'split': 'train'} entailment 7470 Christopher tweeted: 'You know when you send presents to friends who live far away and they never get there.. and you handmade most of the stuff.. yay ' Christopher was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 1498, 'split': 'train'} entailment 7471 Anthony tweeted: 'I used to joke around about my cats being able to open my doors, never expected it happen. ' Anthony was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 1499, 'split': 'train'} entailment 7472 Tyler tweeted: 'We buy into liberal individualism and see our individual fate as black people in no way linked to the collective fate-Bell Hooks #Ferguson' Tyler was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 1500, 'split': 'train'} entailment 7473 Laila tweeted: '@bayer04fussball draw, @s04 draw, @Everton going to lose, Pelle on my bench in fantasy, been a fucking shit night for me.' Laila was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 1501, 'split': 'train'} entailment 7474 Samuel tweeted: ' how half of the world is suffering from obesity and the other half is dying of famine!!!!!' Samuel was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 1502, 'split': 'train'} entailment 7475 Atalia tweeted: 'I got to meet a real CSI tonight #cool but the little jerks who broke into his office at 2am cool:pouting_face:' Atalia was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 1503, 'split': 'train'} entailment 7476 Dallas tweeted: 'If his Twitter account is any sign, then this book looks to be a must read id rather read twilight http://t.co/HZDJZcEaOD' Dallas was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 1504, 'split': 'train'} entailment 7477 Mila tweeted: 'UK PM making sure child abusers are brought to justice. I can assume people will be brought to justice #lies http://t.co/HFlLqWTcrX' Mila was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 1505, 'split': 'train'} entailment 7478 "Brody tweeted: 'Balak to Balaam: ""Come now, curse this people for me..for I know that he whom you bless is blessed, and he whom you curse is cursed."" '" Brody was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 1506, 'split': 'train'} entailment 7479 Elijah tweeted: 'Guru's to newbies, everyone's getting in on this while they can. You need to see it RIGHT NOW http://t.co/Sen6bOk78i' Elijah was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 1507, 'split': 'train'} entailment 7480 Liam tweeted: 'doing mental calculations and realizing that your chances of passing a module are slim to none is fantastic ' Liam was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 1508, 'split': 'train'} entailment 7481 Camdon tweeted: '@gayingmorality tis the season for unwanted gifts!' Camdon was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 1509, 'split': 'train'} entailment 7482 Jesse tweeted: 'My future? I still enjoy it (playing football) too much and I play with passion -Totti......oh no the team is doomed..... #asroma ' Jesse was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 1510, 'split': 'train'} entailment 7483 Michael tweeted: 'Awh I love her replies, they get me feeling all types of ways! #noreplies #StoryOfMyLife http://t.co/FGbFjhCOoV' Michael was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 1511, 'split': 'train'} entailment 7484 Gloria tweeted: 'There's always that one friend to motivate and make you feel better. El7amdellah 3la wjoodch fe 7ayaty yaa dctortna el jameela <3 @Galb_dxb' Gloria was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 1512, 'split': 'train'} entailment 7485 Kathleen tweeted: '@dirtydeathdog ok thanks,one more question: does a Computer Scientist take the same salary as a Computer Communication Engineer?' Kathleen was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 1513, 'split': 'train'} entailment 7486 Jaton tweeted: '@bmw937 stoked...' Jaton was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 1514, 'split': 'train'} entailment 7487 Madelynn tweeted: '@PatNeshek huge congrats on signing! Couldn't be happier for you & the fam. ||How's the view from Everest? |#OriginalPatNeshekFanClubMember' Madelynn was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 1515, 'split': 'train'} entailment 7488 Bryce tweeted: 'Please dont fuck with me when I first wake up a morning person!' Bryce was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 1516, 'split': 'train'} entailment 7489 Ayjah tweeted: 'Are they allowed to be touching each other's kneecaps like that?? #questionable #NOA #onuchapel ' Ayjah was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 1517, 'split': 'train'} entailment 7490 Bree tweeted: 'Produce all kinds of Creative Designs #hypebeast| http://t.co/FFr9n5OwyW http://t.co/BuXfJWZ4WC' Bree was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 1518, 'split': 'train'} entailment 7491 Evan tweeted: 'I'm seeing #catfish while I search for a #fishsitter for my #goldfish, #LoveLife ' Evan was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 1519, 'split': 'train'} entailment 7492 Jesus tweeted: '#page#found#404 http://t.co/rIfWvIm8K5' Jesus was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 1520, 'split': 'train'} entailment 7493 Daniel tweeted: 'you know what would make break 1000000x times better?||not having practice.' Daniel was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 1521, 'split': 'train'} entailment 7494 Josiah tweeted: '@espn @ESPNCFB @SEC @CollegeGameDay with their SEC bias right now: http://t.co/Fdthuhjgsx' Josiah was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 1522, 'split': 'train'} entailment 7495 Daniel tweeted: '#If we're #careful, #literacy #will #become #a #historical #blip: It's a summer... http://t.co/fl2FomCYXU' Daniel was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 1523, 'split': 'train'} entailment 7496 Adrian tweeted: '@HikeTheGamer: .@PlayStation @Xbox EVERYTHING IS AWESOME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :) http://t.co/A2lyi2bbDD' Adrian was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 1524, 'split': 'train'} entailment 7497 Albert tweeted: '@veebex haha cannot wait for monday at it's best.. cheers' Albert was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 1525, 'split': 'train'} entailment 7498 Case tweeted: ' the people #BillCosby looked down upon are ones coming to his defense. This isn't about race,it's about rape! http://t.co/PD4GUCPPKV' Case was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 1526, 'split': 'train'} entailment 7499 Beatrice tweeted: '@LouiseRosalia I'm good at banter... :face_with_tears_of_joy::face_with_tears_of_joy::face_with_tears_of_joy:' Beatrice was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 1527, 'split': 'train'} entailment 7500 Ameera tweeted: 'Just yelled at #someone #telling me to do #something #youre my #mum #mistake was...it was actually my mum' Ameera was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 1528, 'split': 'train'} entailment 7501 "Anthony tweeted: 'the ""2/3=75%"" is also in the top 10 LOL @TimOwensby @RBRNetwork1 @IndyEnigma @CalFreedomMom'" Anthony was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 1529, 'split': 'train'} entailment 7502 Hunter tweeted: '@NinaWmakeup a#chance#till#January! #this is so good #you always make me#smile' Hunter was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 1530, 'split': 'train'} entailment 7503 Mason tweeted: ' doesn't convey what I want though. #twitterproblemsforme' Mason was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 1531, 'split': 'train'} entailment 7504 Jahmeer tweeted: 'It's hard to take people seriously who can't spell and think grammar is a type of cracker.' Jahmeer was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 1532, 'split': 'train'} entailment 7505 Kendra tweeted: 'What an Irony! The Police divide us, The Terrorists Unite us! #Terrorism #PoliceBrutality ' Kendra was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 1533, 'split': 'train'} entailment 7506 Carter tweeted: '@Praise1300 Tamir knows Mike Brown raised his hands & was shot dead. He wanted cops to see he had a BB Gun & was still shot dead.' Carter was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 1534, 'split': 'train'} entailment 7507 Nora tweeted: '@lavina_khatwani @Vh1Supersonic is giving you a chance to win 10 #GoSupersonic #Goa passes. Follow them for more details. |#SuperDayLineup' Nora was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 1535, 'split': 'train'} entailment 7508 Elliana tweeted: '@craigcalcaterra Let me put my bet in with whoever would take action on such a thing... I'd think Oliva & Howsam should be easy.' Elliana was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 1536, 'split': 'train'} entailment 7509 Raiden tweeted: 'NO PAฤฐN- NO GAฤฐN ! |#Fit #Fitness #gym |#No #Give #Up :fisted_hand_sign::flexed_biceps: http://t.co/SUDpHIbdEZ' Raiden was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 1537, 'split': 'train'} entailment 7510 Kyleigh tweeted: '#BBC #News -- #Denmark #challenges #Russia and #Canada #over #North #Pole. http://t.co/toAn6TGXcl' Kyleigh was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 1538, 'split': 'train'} entailment 7511 Norris tweeted: '@adambelz @lee_osp @Vruno is this your first visit to a comment section?' Norris was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 1539, 'split': 'train'} entailment 7512 Levi tweeted: 'I shun the workplace chit chat, to look at what happening on twitter #randomtweet' Levi was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 1540, 'split': 'train'} entailment 7513 Kamdon tweeted: 'Shoes on make-up done ! I'm ready ' Kamdon was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 1541, 'split': 'train'} entailment 7514 Lilah tweeted: 'Love watching #latenightfilms. Enjoyed #MockingjayPart1 @cineworld #didsbury. Ta @sophie_louise24. #Grateful to have such a #goodfriend.' Lilah was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 1542, 'split': 'train'} entailment 7515 Dedrick tweeted: '@SteveSGoddard Steve, Steve, Steve. That's Data. You'll never win any hearts and minds if you don't appeal for the poor polar bears ' Dedrick was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 1543, 'split': 'train'} entailment 7516 Nathan tweeted: '@GasBuddyGuy @GasBuddy so glad I bought a diesel car 2 years ago ' Nathan was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 1544, 'split': 'train'} entailment 7517 Cormac tweeted: 'http://t.co/kmipajconx Dont mess with a #Ninja ! #KO http://t.co/4yT7wLCqZA' Cormac was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 1545, 'split': 'train'} entailment 7518 Tristan tweeted: '@therealchris831 like a group of unsuccessful idiots who can't even manage to scrounge up a quarter? That's pretty cool I guess Chris ' Tristan was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 1546, 'split': 'train'} entailment 7519 David tweeted: 'I can't wait to jump in my bed tonight and sleep!:sleeping_face: #sotired' David was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 1547, 'split': 'train'} entailment 7520 Ezinne tweeted: 'can the next person who wants to educate me on any point please be very bloody educates before they speak to me, getting bored now' Ezinne was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 1548, 'split': 'train'} entailment 7521 Hayden tweeted: 'Sat on yet another stationary @FGW train for 15 minutes with no explanation from the driver. Your service is just top drawer. ' Hayden was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 1549, 'split': 'train'} entailment 7522 Angel tweeted: '@Bavarianshady u simply cant win with @viggie_kopite if it is twitter fight!!! :-P' Angel was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 1550, 'split': 'train'} entailment 7523 Cash tweeted: '@dariusporter68 Ohhhh yeaah the girl from your favorite couple wants me to come hang with her lol BRUH wtf is this lol ' Cash was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 1551, 'split': 'train'} entailment 7524 Emmalee tweeted: 'he did, proof he lacks reading comprehension skills @Anan_VII @RBRNetwork1 @Dolphin__Man @Graves9' Emmalee was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 1552, 'split': 'train'} entailment 7525 "Justin tweeted: 'Mmmm RT @phemoi: !!!! @TemmyAFC: Faved. @nifemisinzu: If Southampton wins, I'll post a nude..""'" Justin was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 1553, 'split': 'train'} entailment 7526 Cameron tweeted: '@HMRCcustomers You know this is wrong don't you http://t.co/00WSRV7RcS Please help us out here #EUVAT ' Cameron was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 1554, 'split': 'train'} entailment 7527 Jett tweeted: '@tomwookieford agreed. It's a very cool place. And I just love the rocks.' Jett was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 1555, 'split': 'train'} entailment 7528 Travis tweeted: 'Thank you for all your Retweets @jbboats #TopForm' Travis was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 1556, 'split': 'train'} entailment 7529 Jaxson tweeted: '@kaylz96 no , not anymore. :persevering_face:' Jaxson was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 1557, 'split': 'train'} entailment 7530 Levi tweeted: 'Grown women acting like children is my favorite. #dramatic' Levi was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 1558, 'split': 'train'} entailment 7531 Sola tweeted: 'Coming to the conclusion that Apple IS Skynet #terminator #apocalypseiscoming #warofthemachines' Sola was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 1559, 'split': 'train'} entailment 7532 Micah tweeted: 'Working hard right now http://t.co/ZrW0j1TgNt' Micah was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 1560, 'split': 'train'} entailment 7533 Layne tweeted: 'Interesting stats. PO's are good! The bad apples ruin it for all.|http://t.co/bqIn0clXjc #tcot #Ferguson #EricGarner' Layne was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 1561, 'split': 'train'} entailment 7534 Michael tweeted: '@JRBloomfield That's a much nicer idea, actually.' Michael was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 1562, 'split': 'train'} entailment 7535 Reid tweeted: '@bophiesurch SHE SHOWED YOU! ' Reid was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 1563, 'split': 'train'} entailment 7536 Miranda tweeted: 'I liked a @YouTube video from @_stylebydani_ http://t.co/QGjcBlZYPt 2015 Challenge! Style By Dani' Miranda was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 1564, 'split': 'train'} entailment 7537 Jerome tweeted: 'Husband coming home early? #mongkok #kowloon #hongkong #dongiotravels #50thfloor ... http://t.co/vvAWP30vua http://t.co/qdEScaifSk' Jerome was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 1565, 'split': 'train'} entailment 7538 Kimberly tweeted: '@ddelafebre illridewithyou ' Kimberly was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 1566, 'split': 'train'} entailment 7539 Pinchas tweeted: 'This team from Covington, KY pretty much sucks. #gosteelers' Pinchas was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 1567, 'split': 'train'} entailment 7540 "Declan tweeted: 'Song of the Day: ""The Lights and Buzz"" - Jack's Mannequin.'" Declan was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 1568, 'split': 'train'} entailment 7541 Hayden tweeted: 'Ready to conquer the day:face_with_stuck-out_tongue_and_winking_eye: @yn0htna #leavemealonemom #my2fave:heavy_black_heart:๏ธ#bahhumbug http://t.co/jQ9aJBISbW' Hayden was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 1569, 'split': 'train'} entailment 7542 Ernest tweeted: 'MLS Transactions 2015 #MLS http://t.co/hGIAVdLyx7|#TFC making waves again 2 b fair it will take more than 2 players to fix this' Ernest was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 1570, 'split': 'train'} entailment 7543 Marcus tweeted: 'Bush Govt to be prosecuted under Geneva Convention for torture after CIA methods & VP admission exposed. http://t.co/SV4j6clfUB ' Marcus was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 1571, 'split': 'train'} entailment 7544 Alejandra tweeted: 'Just got an email from the law school saying 3 people have infringed copyright by not referencing properly..in our essay on copyright ' Alejandra was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 1572, 'split': 'train'} entailment 7545 Andrew tweeted: 'Being mom tonight was both refreshing and a real tbt' Andrew was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 1573, 'split': 'train'} entailment 7546 Levi tweeted: 'then that means it HAS to be square to him @kevinlicklider @TimOwensby @RBRNetwork1 @IndyEnigma @CalFreedomMom' Levi was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 1574, 'split': 'train'} entailment 7547 Michael tweeted: 'The BOLD BAKERY by Sarah-Brockett #bakery http://t.co/zl5zxAD62Z' Michael was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 1575, 'split': 'train'} entailment 7548 Jacob tweeted: '99 % of Maldives is water. Yet, we're experiencing a water shortage. ' Jacob was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 1576, 'split': 'train'} entailment 7549 James tweeted: 'Getting some night heli shots of @crotched_mountain for @chudnor @djiglobal @gopro #nh #skiing... http://t.co/ZSLKCP5TKx' James was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 1577, 'split': 'train'} entailment 7550 Elijah tweeted: '@TheKooriWoman My ex husband's autopsy report from the coroner took ages too, it just seems to be the slow machinations of the process.' Elijah was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 1578, 'split': 'train'} entailment 7551 Skyler tweeted: 'Sometimes I wonder, am I the mouse, or am I the experimenter?' Skyler was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 1579, 'split': 'train'} entailment 7552 "Gabe tweeted: '*rushes to take the ""Which Christmas cookie am I?"" personality test* '" Gabe was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 1580, 'split': 'train'} entailment 7553 Louis tweeted: 'Fun night with these girls. It may look like we are eating dessert but its just for show ... http://t.co/cOG9RANpdr' Louis was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 1581, 'split': 'train'} entailment 7554 Miranda tweeted: 'Breaking news! RT @liverpool: Mario Balotelli isn't a team player, according to Adel Taarabt http://t.co/UB48QVWkEE' Miranda was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 1582, 'split': 'train'} entailment 7555 Tarell tweeted: 'Isn't the point to learn how to craft our own reality? What am I missing here? Should we not be different? #wat?http://t.co/6r8ZnKS31F' Tarell was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 1583, 'split': 'train'} entailment 7556 Tayven tweeted: '@ZozeeBo:The stuff press write about it literally ridiculous!Would it be harsh to point out the lack of literacy here? #ghostwriter ' Tayven was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 1584, 'split': 'train'} entailment 7557 Henrik tweeted: 'It's being 200 yrs since the west had their industrial revolution but in 21st cent Ghana, an industrial de-revolution is happening. ' Henrik was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 1585, 'split': 'train'} entailment 7558 Naima tweeted: 'Original Content is hard to come by. -Anonymous #writingtips #quoteoftheday' Naima was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 1586, 'split': 'train'} entailment 7559 Eddie tweeted: '@Kennyade92 @RC1023FM there are more lawful ways the lawmakers whould av gone about gaining entrance not by breaking the law kind of' Eddie was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 1587, 'split': 'train'} entailment 7560 Emilee tweeted: '@_Jencita_ congrats , so cute :)' Emilee was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 1588, 'split': 'train'} entailment 7561 Jayce tweeted: 'I guess I'll eat leftovers for breakfast AGAIN, while others get black bear.. #cuzididntwantgoodfood #truth #hungry :unamused_face::thumbs_up_sign:' Jayce was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 1589, 'split': 'train'} entailment 7562 Lilyan tweeted: 'People aren't as beautiful as they look #people #beautiful #look #walk #talk #personality #love #care #share http://t.co/27TB6vdqWq' Lilyan was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 1590, 'split': 'train'} entailment 7563 Katy tweeted: '#Laundrymatfun#LOL#YesIsaidNOT#spincycle#youspinmeround#recordplayer#thatsmykid#80smusic#teachingth http://t.co/jhIjrzRGl9' Katy was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 1591, 'split': 'train'} entailment 7564 Gabriella tweeted: 'Connacht Camogie champions 2014! 3 years in a row! Hon HRC! #MountbellewIsAHurlingStronghold #HolyRosary4life #SeniorB :smiling_face_with_open_mouth_and_smiling_eyes::person_raising_both_hands_in_celebration::trophy::baseball:' Gabriella was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 1592, 'split': 'train'} entailment 7565 Owen tweeted: 'Going to the Rec tonight. #beingproductive' Owen was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 1593, 'split': 'train'} entailment 7566 Treyten tweeted: 'But someone selling a pack of cigarettes gets a death penalty #EricGarner' Treyten was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 1594, 'split': 'train'} entailment 7567 Jedidiah tweeted: '@NewAmerica @Heritage @Gundisalvus Remember when Pres. spoke of how great America is and how strong we the people are if we work together?' Jedidiah was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 1595, 'split': 'train'} entailment 7568 Moses tweeted: 'Off to bed can't wait to feel this hangover. |' Moses was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 1596, 'split': 'train'} entailment 7569 Owen tweeted: 'America released the Cuban spies to get Cuba to release the American spy who caught those Cuban spies. ' Owen was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 1597, 'split': 'train'} entailment 7570 Ethan tweeted: 'Why can I hear a chicken? This is Fulham for gods sake!' Ethan was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 1598, 'split': 'train'} entailment 7571 Hudson tweeted: '@AuntFlo_28 a day or two after.' Hudson was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 1599, 'split': 'train'} entailment 7572 "Amina tweeted: '#Daesh,#Taliban all need to become part of 'The religion of ""PIECES""|My heart goes out to all the of the victims of #PeshawarAttack'" Amina was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 1600, 'split': 'train'} entailment 7573 Jaylen tweeted: 'http://t.co/ySZ6vrKEle #TeensAnalyzed Not expirienced, but cock hungry' Jaylen was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 1601, 'split': 'train'} entailment 7574 Desmond tweeted: 'Gotta study and I'm like, who cares?! #perksofbeingasenior :thumbs_down_sign:' Desmond was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 1602, 'split': 'train'} entailment 7575 Brody tweeted: 'StephenFry: @FundieFunnies Oooh - busted by superior understanding ...! Crestfallen and shamed. http://t.co/s10ep0Qsvv' Brody was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 1603, 'split': 'train'} entailment 7576 "Jonathan tweeted: 'I deff missed my mom yelling up the stairs ""chanelle wake up!!!!!!"" #lmao #stfu jks love u cuz you'll prob see this'" Jonathan was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 1604, 'split': 'train'} entailment 7577 Malka tweeted: '@Milanforever138 @RossellaMarrai 47% for Serie A ? Is this for real ?' Malka was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 1605, 'split': 'train'} entailment 7578 Ryan tweeted: 'A year ago|my cat was hit by|a car.... this is him|today. is a great quote' Ryan was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 1606, 'split': 'train'} entailment 7579 Lacey tweeted: 'Time to continue cleaning out my closet. Happy, happy, joy, joy. ' Lacey was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 1607, 'split': 'train'} entailment 7580 Elsa tweeted: '@z_o_m_b_ii_e see http://t.co/OXybfwwWb6||#1000ADAY |#FOLLOWME |#FOLLOWNGAIN |#TEAMTOFOLLOW|#TEAMFOLLOWBACK ||RETWEET & GAIN FOLLOWERS.' Elsa was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 1608, 'split': 'train'} entailment 7581 Ayden tweeted: 'Fav part abt Xmas day..getting merry Xmas tweets from ppl who NEVER talk to me #kys #idontcare ' Ayden was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 1609, 'split': 'train'} entailment 7582 Peter tweeted: 'A whole day at NS w/clients. YAY. ' Peter was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 1610, 'split': 'train'} entailment 7583 Michael tweeted: '@MU_Foundation @ManUtd Nice to see @LukeShaw3 taking the time to visit a poorly fan (in hospital Phil Jones) #Alwaysinjured #MUFC' Michael was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 1611, 'split': 'train'} entailment 7584 Julianna tweeted: '#notcias #eu #europ Conselho Europeu 18-19 Dezembro 2014 - Click here for more up-to-date information on the Euro... http://t.co/wTtywbC1uu' Julianna was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 1612, 'split': 'train'} entailment 7585 David tweeted: ' It's a comforting thought:every tax payer will b reminded of #OCARE being rammed in2 law when answering questions on 2014 tax forms' David was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 1613, 'split': 'train'} entailment 7586 Jayda tweeted: 'Oh noes! The night train Berlin-Malmรถ runs only during summer! http://t.co/nJYk9hf6PQ & me who was planning a long comfortable train trip :(' Jayda was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 1614, 'split': 'train'} entailment 7587 Marina tweeted: '#LRT -- Gee. Good thing there's no #WarOnWomen. ' Marina was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 1615, 'split': 'train'} entailment 7588 Christopher tweeted: 'So let me get this straight he was going to sign with UFC no matter what wifey said? #HappyMarriage ' Christopher was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 1616, 'split': 'train'} entailment 7589 Malachi tweeted: '@loic Does it imply you can get off facebook using crack or cocaine? .' Malachi was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 1617, 'split': 'train'} entailment 7590 Irvin tweeted: 'Responsibility = the ability to respond|To control yourself and be in charge of your life' Irvin was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 1618, 'split': 'train'} entailment 7591 Isaiah tweeted: '@Melissa_Barrow hahahah Donna being inspirational and shit :face_with_tears_of_joy: that's great' Isaiah was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 1619, 'split': 'train'} entailment 7592 Leo tweeted: 'Morning #monday people long know keep working hard! #MakeSussexSafe 01273276865' Leo was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 1620, 'split': 'train'} entailment 7593 Landon tweeted: 'So they lost....such a shame...I was really rooting for them ... #LFC' Landon was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 1621, 'split': 'train'} entailment 7594 "Nia tweeted: '@AJtedded: Aaaaaand to read ""Big Sleep"" because can't get any sleep... http://t.co/BzEhrjZEKS'" Nia was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 1622, 'split': 'train'} entailment 7595 Ryland tweeted: 'Stuck behind someone who can't do the speed limit #lateforwork #fuck #happymonday ' Ryland was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 1623, 'split': 'train'} entailment 7596 Anderson tweeted: 'What was the last picture you took with your phone? -- a pic of syresatt vatten of Ikea's bottle http://t.co/BpsXPI1Qk8' Anderson was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 1624, 'split': 'train'} entailment 7597 "Maite tweeted: 'Gotta love the ""friends"" I have out here hahahah #nosuchthing'" Maite was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 1625, 'split': 'train'} entailment 7598 James tweeted: '|| Flattery will get me everywhere [@TaliaHaleTW]' James was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 1626, 'split': 'train'} entailment 7599 Brady tweeted: '@SkyNews Wow! I can now afford that holiday I've always wanted! ' Brady was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 1627, 'split': 'train'} entailment 7600 Kaleb tweeted: 'Times my trip home perfectly #drenched #sydney #storm #wet http://t.co/2OxuJk3uJb' Kaleb was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 1628, 'split': 'train'} entailment 7601 Zachary tweeted: 'it just had to snow and cancel our Vball tournament today...:pistol::pouting_face::pouting_face::pouting_face::pouting_face: #ball #is #life' Zachary was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 1629, 'split': 'train'} entailment 7602 "Liam tweeted: 'This is how I responded|""More movies about heterosexuality. I really wish they would stop shoving their lifestyle down our throats."" '" Liam was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 1630, 'split': 'train'} entailment 7603 Lian tweeted: ' - the true definition - #Iran hosting a conference against extremist! http://t.co/BT5UJR1Cpa' Lian was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 1631, 'split': 'train'} entailment 7604 Jayden tweeted: 'Hmm...Scott Mitchell v Tony O'Shea or Phil Taylor v Raymond van Barneveld...what a difficult decision!!! #DartsWorldChampionship #PDC' Jayden was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 1632, 'split': 'train'} entailment 7605 Taniya tweeted: '@FlTNESS:Let's go workout! That jiggle is not going to jiggle itself away #ThingsYouSayToYourBestFriend this is so us @dearrcatherine' Taniya was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 1633, 'split': 'train'} entailment 7606 Angelina tweeted: '@Cutneaux who said that retarded nonsense?' Angelina was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 1634, 'split': 'train'} entailment 7607 John tweeted: '@DestinyTheGame Hope 2015 will be a great year for Destiny on PC :p @Bungie' John was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 1635, 'split': 'train'} entailment 7608 Nadia tweeted: '@crystalluxmore they can be assured you'll recommend them! ' Nadia was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 1636, 'split': 'train'} entailment 7609 Aliza tweeted: '#Hunger #has #vanished #from #our #affluent, even #overweight, #society โ€“ http://t.co/7AqtTD2xYN' Aliza was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 1637, 'split': 'train'} entailment 7610 Javier tweeted: '@CarlosDenWA great Christmas present . Unreal what the alcohol industry will do to lure young people. #sad#nosocialconscience' Javier was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 1638, 'split': 'train'} entailment 7611 Jacob tweeted: 'Such a great damn day. ' Jacob was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 1639, 'split': 'train'} entailment 7612 Caitlin tweeted: '@MailOnline @Abdullah_Azfal can't even bring myself to read this #rip' Caitlin was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 1640, 'split': 'train'} entailment 7613 Travis tweeted: 'You know you love an author when you figure out how a book ends long before it does but can't wait to see how the author actually ends it' Travis was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 1641, 'split': 'train'} entailment 7614 Sherlin tweeted: 'father sent me down to buy ingredients cos he wanna fry some noodles up i remembered everything else but the noodles #somuchwin ' Sherlin was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 1642, 'split': 'train'} entailment 7615 Zariah tweeted: 'I still love the newsroom regardless of what everyone else thinks' Zariah was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 1643, 'split': 'train'} entailment 7616 Liam tweeted: 'This is not the moon. Pictures like the moon is made of light bulbs. #the #moon :) http://t.co/4oeU3FGv8o' Liam was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 1644, 'split': 'train'} entailment 7617 "Aaliyah tweeted: '@SchmidtSTL: Thanks to @automaticg. I think I backed into the playoffs! Playoff matchup: TacoCorp v Gronkey Punch 1646 0 oh yeah, its official #im #crazy http://t.co/bgcLDJQIR6 1647 1 Oh well, looks like we are back to square 1. Batie and Bridge. This is going to go so well #BoldandBeautiful 1648 1 @antoineraps: @edifyin how the fuck are you up now? Ho! Saturnalia nigga"" '" Aaliyah was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 1645, 'split': 'train'} entailment 7618 Cindy tweeted: '@KarenLawford: Adding #traditional makes the statement #legit #justbecause ' Cindy was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 1649, 'split': 'train'} entailment 7619 Joshua tweeted: '@PolicePoliceACP To the officer's defense...that was a very scary looking phone. #BlackLivesMatter' Joshua was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 1650, 'split': 'train'} entailment 7620 Connor tweeted: '@UGpk when dad calls me by this name :smirking_face: we often go into a fight .. You want a fight ? :smirking_face:' Connor was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 1651, 'split': 'train'} entailment 7621 Carlos tweeted: 'JLPT tomorrow. I am feeling vaguely confident. But just vaguely.' Carlos was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 1652, 'split': 'train'} entailment 7622 Annabelle tweeted: 'it was RT @bobthegreatooo @mikewickett how is that a spoiler alert? Haven't so called 'experts' predicted him as being the winner?' Annabelle was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 1653, 'split': 'train'} entailment 7623 Ahmad tweeted: 'In case you haven't heard, this is happening - #WingedWarriors - http://t.co/SwUnbDChcB http://t.co/Uq01NXXusO' Ahmad was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 1654, 'split': 'train'} entailment 7624 Chase tweeted: 'i can't believe all the shits for the past days are finally over!' Chase was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 1655, 'split': 'train'} entailment 7625 Evan tweeted: 'Sessions!! #why #scary #canary #sydney #australia by lavin56 http://t.co/RS4WSrpsMJ http://t.co/EWBWx6ZIn3' Evan was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 1656, 'split': 'train'} entailment 7626 Alexander tweeted: '@UKLabour ||How dare @David_Cameron not pass legislation to force people to catch buses on those routes. Should be a life in jail.||' Alexander was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 1657, 'split': 'train'} entailment 7627 Aaron tweeted: 'Christmas shopping take 2, the weekends attempt was a waste of time so lets try again #CantWait ' Aaron was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 1658, 'split': 'train'} entailment 7628 Jackson tweeted: 'She said nope, I'm only getting gift cards...ones she bought using her credit card points. .' Jackson was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 1659, 'split': 'train'} entailment 7629 Angela tweeted: 'happy birthday to my boo @James_on00 :heavy_black_heart:๏ธ:party_popper: love you, have a great day!:face_with_tears_of_joy::smiling_cat_face_with_heart-shaped_eyes: http://t.co/kvY9eSiOCd' Angela was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 1660, 'split': 'train'} entailment 7630 Ryland tweeted: '@thei100 @Independent Nice smile ' Ryland was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 1661, 'split': 'train'} entailment 7631 Abraham tweeted: 'I'm so glad I'm sick today. | #bullcrap' Abraham was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 1662, 'split': 'train'} entailment 7632 Khalil tweeted: 'walking in this was fun http://t.co/zypW2tsnAk' Khalil was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 1663, 'split': 'train'} entailment 7633 Zion tweeted: 'We hold these kids back..... #RUT340' Zion was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 1664, 'split': 'train'} entailment 7634 Lilly tweeted: '@OpineJ There's no personal responsibility anymore. You can't expect anyone to think. ' Lilly was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 1665, 'split': 'train'} entailment 7635 Sanvi tweeted: '...except we have no hot water. Naturally no one would be in the office to take my call. I fucking hate it here.' Sanvi was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 1666, 'split': 'train'} entailment 7636 Jabriel tweeted: 'I hate it when my mind keeps drifting to someone who no longer matters in life. #dislike' Jabriel was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 1667, 'split': 'train'} entailment 7637 Anthony tweeted: 'Solid leg day :flexed_biceps: felt great and hit my max for 2. Can't wait to squat 315!' Anthony was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 1668, 'split': 'train'} entailment 7638 Izabell tweeted: 'I just love being in charge of comp music :grinning_face: ' Izabell was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 1669, 'split': 'train'} entailment 7639 Collin tweeted: 'Why are babies constantly sick everywhere. It's like why can't u just keep the food you eat in ur belly and #on #the #floor' Collin was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 1670, 'split': 'train'} entailment 7640 Anthony tweeted: 'Hangovers and work... RT @TheChrisStuckey What is your favorite thing about Monday?' Anthony was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 1671, 'split': 'train'} entailment 7641 Xavier tweeted: 'When someone tries to play you and you already know their game<<< #stepoff' Xavier was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 1672, 'split': 'train'} entailment 7642 Annaliese tweeted: 'Lol. Imagine being gay and working in a fudge packing factory. ' Annaliese was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 1673, 'split': 'train'} entailment 7643 Jeremiah tweeted: 'Listening to a guy who decimated his team explaining to another how to build teams... hahahahaha aaaah. #tragedy' Jeremiah was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 1674, 'split': 'train'} entailment 7644 Julian tweeted: '@M1ck3yCharlton miss u lots and lots like jelly tots' Julian was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 1675, 'split': 'train'} entailment 7645 "Darrell tweeted: 'Lawyer on train to other lawyer talking about ceiling ad- ""who would even read that? No one's going to notice that thing..."" '" Darrell was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 1676, 'split': 'train'} entailment 7646 Ryan tweeted: 'Shawn still hasn't follow me....and I'm okay with it ' Ryan was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 1677, 'split': 'train'} entailment 7647 "Marcus tweeted: 'And all I wanna do is blast music and get ready for my trip but my ""second"" roommate is sleeping and I suffer from being considerate '" Marcus was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 1678, 'split': 'train'} entailment 7648 James tweeted: '#notcies #eu How Santa Juncker can bring the gift of a healthier EU http://t.co/gcxGK1GBhf' James was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 1679, 'split': 'train'} entailment 7649 Luis tweeted: 'Carbon everywhere :) #carbon #hood #sticker #strips #down #red #automotive #dope #cars... http://t.co/uNHBB7v1Fv' Luis was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 1680, 'split': 'train'} entailment 7650 Cameron tweeted: 'Will put corporate racism and sexism back where it belongs: Face-to-face @RachelFeintzeig: Execs think twice http://t.co/6V5d24NgS5' Cameron was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 1681, 'split': 'train'} entailment 7651 Ruben tweeted: 'The answers often lay right infront of you, the problem is you seek in the distance, when in reality the answers are simple.' Ruben was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 1682, 'split': 'train'} entailment 7652 Shion tweeted: '#Uniform#unity #LMFAIR14' Shion was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 1683, 'split': 'train'} entailment 7653 Aidan tweeted: '.@NSRoadsPolicing @StEdsPolice oh look an Audi driver breaking the law...how strange ' Aidan was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 1684, 'split': 'train'} entailment 7654 Emilee tweeted: '#PTIUKGoNawazGoCampaign||Show up at the peaceful protest infront of Lancaster house to greet our PM with respect ||' Emilee was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 1685, 'split': 'train'} entailment 7655 Audrina tweeted: '@khushsundar true sissy well said.. fit to live as a man...' Audrina was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 1686, 'split': 'train'} entailment 7656 Santiago tweeted: 'Is there even math cells? if there is they're not working ahhh hahaha #mathisfun ' Santiago was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 1687, 'split': 'train'} entailment 7657 Eva tweeted: 'Kitty aaaaint happy #cat #happy #today http://t.co/ayDMcsz7jd' Eva was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 1688, 'split': 'train'} entailment 7658 Lucas tweeted: 'Woke up crying because of the nightmare I had... gonna be a great day ' Lucas was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 1689, 'split': 'train'} entailment 7659 Skyla tweeted: 'I just love working on Christmas and spending it alone 6 hours away from my family! ' Skyla was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 1690, 'split': 'train'} entailment 7660 Aden tweeted: 'First day skiing #killedit #iwasshit #tignes #seasonlife http://t.co/oHYSozoNPP' Aden was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 1691, 'split': 'train'} entailment 7661 Haylee tweeted: 'Oh materialism, how I've missed you. ' Haylee was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 1692, 'split': 'train'} entailment 7662 Brandon tweeted: 'Girl put your records on. Tell me your favorite song. #inasong #myfav' Brandon was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 1693, 'split': 'train'} entailment 7663 Margaret tweeted: 'Thanks to #TeamIpswich ED for making the news crew and I so welcome this morning, as they always do. #BlackFriday filming #ItWasQuiet ' Margaret was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 1694, 'split': 'train'} entailment 7664 "Nick tweeted: 'I love getting woken up by my body just to say ""I know you were comfortable sleeping.. But here's something you don't want anyway"" '" Nick was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 1695, 'split': 'train'} entailment 7665 Anthony tweeted: 'Americans love guns more than ever! http://t.co/U9pHYAzcvx #Chicago #Detroit examples of strict #gunlaws yet have the most crime ' Anthony was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 1696, 'split': 'train'} entailment 7666 Connor tweeted: '@DIYcookery: A Guide To Coffee :ok_hand_sign: http://t.co/CXJigjMwaa LOL, espresso from that time we went to the Maple Leafs fan fest @sammiebressette' Connor was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 1697, 'split': 'train'} entailment 7667 Muhammad tweeted: 'new shoes. kinda in love with an inanimate object. http://t.co/JRqIc9QyMk' Muhammad was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 1698, 'split': 'train'} entailment 7668 Lilah tweeted: '@Only1Neets Probably a Nigerian. ' Lilah was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 1699, 'split': 'train'} entailment 7669 Melany tweeted: '#OrionLaunch go, no-go, go, no-go. I'm getting dizzy... Imagine if there was a crew in there - how stressful would this be?!' Melany was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 1700, 'split': 'train'} entailment 7670 Eva tweeted: 'Andrew Luck is some kind of QB... Wowzers. #INDvsCLE' Eva was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 1701, 'split': 'train'} entailment 7671 Jonathan tweeted: 'LoL game over Napoli win and they are better then Juve' Jonathan was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 1702, 'split': 'train'} entailment 7672 Laurie tweeted: '@NiteshpandeyG @AamAadmiParty hahaha u talk abt policies..just check delhi dialogue page..are u from another gola lol' Laurie was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 1703, 'split': 'train'} entailment 7673 Jason tweeted: 'Oh god I just so happens that i love really LOVE slow internet #slowinternet ' Jason was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 1704, 'split': 'train'} entailment 7674 Andrew tweeted: 'Twitter is dead. #ThanksFinals ' Andrew was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 1705, 'split': 'train'} entailment 7675 David tweeted: 'make up hours sound fun. ' David was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 1706, 'split': 'train'} entailment 7676 Haylee tweeted: 'Alright y'all, back to binge watching Legend of Korra like a muthafukn gangster.' Haylee was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 1707, 'split': 'train'} entailment 7677 Mariann tweeted: 'When your is so advanced people actually think you are #stupid.. http://t.co/LSGmXqneqq http://t.co/fOqATXhy5U' Mariann was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 1708, 'split': 'train'} entailment 7678 Oliver tweeted: 'What doesn't kill you makes you #stronger :ok_hand_sign:...I'm #perfect #mybody :see-no-evil_monkey: http://t.co/lBIZvOjuE5' Oliver was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 1709, 'split': 'train'} entailment 7679 Damian tweeted: '@ItsAnaBln yeah me! |I should get a more active social life and get away from the internet...' Damian was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 1710, 'split': 'train'} entailment 7680 Joselin tweeted: 'OH you're just gonna wait till new years to start working out? #thatscool ' Joselin was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 1711, 'split': 'train'} entailment 7681 Jackson tweeted: '@MikeLoBurgio @BarackObama protecting the namesake of a #PalinSpawn ' Jackson was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 1712, 'split': 'train'} entailment 7682 Shaila tweeted: 'Another day just livin the dream #needmoremoney' Shaila was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 1713, 'split': 'train'} entailment 7683 Blake tweeted: '@lauraaball_ Prepare to get mucked #imissedu' Blake was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 1714, 'split': 'train'} entailment 7684 Mikaela tweeted: '@deWaardSara You can afford stocks? Teachers make SO MUCH money it's crazy! ' Mikaela was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 1715, 'split': 'train'} entailment 7685 Maximus tweeted: 'Two hour drive this morning with the instructor. Oh yes.. #scaredshitless #yikes' Maximus was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 1716, 'split': 'train'} entailment 7686 Kimani tweeted: 'If I believed in that sort of thing I should be canonized #selfpraise' Kimani was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 1717, 'split': 'train'} entailment 7687 Talal tweeted: 'WAIT the GA I have a crush on and emailed me and told me it was great to have me in class :smiling_face_with_heart-shaped_eyes::heavy_black_heart::face_throwing_a_kiss: he totally loves me ' Talal was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 1718, 'split': 'train'} entailment 7688 Angela tweeted: 'Woke up to find out my vehicle insurance went up $22 a month!! Merry Christmas to me... :unamused_face:' Angela was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 1719, 'split': 'train'} entailment 7689 Taylor tweeted: '@laurenfleskes hahaha such a 1% town' Taylor was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 1720, 'split': 'train'} entailment 7690 Eva tweeted: 'I shouldn't lose a full day of work because of system updates, but it happened yesterday. #fuckingwindows' Eva was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 1721, 'split': 'train'} entailment 7691 Temur tweeted: 'People these days are so loving, accepting, and nonjudgmental. It's great. ' Temur was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 1722, 'split': 'train'} entailment 7692 Brystol tweeted: 'Simple way to be #fashionable n contribute to #empower thousands of #women and #weavers. http://t.co/2kCyadmqWI #KhadiGaatha #GoGreen' Brystol was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 1723, 'split': 'train'} entailment 7693 Farah tweeted: '@mattnewton doesn't get more #indiefilm than #miboxzombie https://t.co/uu7zObVxdG :-)' Farah was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 1724, 'split': 'train'} entailment 7694 Jordin tweeted: 'I love it when work tells me they don't need me to come in :information_desk_person::face_with_tears_of_joy::loudly_crying_face::loudly_crying_face::loudly_crying_face: ' Jordin was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 1725, 'split': 'train'} entailment 7695 Grayson tweeted: 'look for the girl with the broken smile, ask her if she wants to stay while, and she will be loved. :two_hearts::musical_note:' Grayson was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 1726, 'split': 'train'} entailment 7696 Robert tweeted: 'I feel a nap in my near future. #NapTime' Robert was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 1727, 'split': 'train'} entailment 7697 Leena tweeted: ': When the vapours that are emitted by cleansing solvents are emitted by contaminating chemicals. #Cleansing=#Contaminating #Vapour' Leena was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 1728, 'split': 'train'} entailment 7698 Nathan tweeted: 'Time for babygirl and I to get our beauty sleep:sleeping_face::sleeping_symbol::sleeping_symbol:' Nathan was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 1729, 'split': 'train'} entailment 7699 Gabriel tweeted: 'The ugly truth... #abuse #enough #words http://t.co/F7ngPbF2yz' Gabriel was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 1730, 'split': 'train'} entailment 7700 Kaleb tweeted: '@unsarcasticone Oh crap. Mean. What did it mean. See my last few RTs. ' Kaleb was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 1731, 'split': 'train'} entailment 7701 Ameer tweeted: '@EdMartin_Music excited for 2015 its gonna be a good year for music ur gonna smash it #Ed:microphone:' Ameer was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 1732, 'split': 'train'} entailment 7702 Thomas tweeted: ' is the name of the game. http://t.co/cUWvhv0VXL' Thomas was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 1733, 'split': 'train'} entailment 7703 Aleksandra tweeted: '@SportsCenter #SC3stars CARDALE JONES. Third string QB, Big10 Champion and MVP.' Aleksandra was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 1734, 'split': 'train'} entailment 7704 Mary tweeted: '#HybridCloud needs hybrid monitoring... monitor Azure, plus apps and dbs, from SCOM https://t.co/uJRpzYnY8y' Mary was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 1735, 'split': 'train'} entailment 7705 Aiden tweeted: '@KCChiefs did you think that only making 100 was going to be enough? ' Aiden was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 1736, 'split': 'train'} entailment 7706 Kevontae tweeted: '2 days off the next two weeks. 3 in the new yr. Love working over xmas. #needthemoney' Kevontae was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 1737, 'split': 'train'} entailment 7707 Talia tweeted: 'what a good time to start voting again #BestNewArtist Fifth Harmony' Talia was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 1738, 'split': 'train'} entailment 7708 Jordan tweeted: 'Comcast, greatest customer service on the planet #comcastistheworst http://t.co/0fRUac4tBv' Jordan was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 1739, 'split': 'train'} entailment 7709 "Elaine tweeted: 'By @erickaajanae ""#Bts At DIPMAGAZINE #PhotoShoot #WIFEYSERIES Me and _traviiiiis . Don't Forget To... http://t.co/v3cb77KCig'" Elaine was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 1740, 'split': 'train'} entailment 7710 Spencer tweeted: 'In #Business, knowing 'what to do' is very imp. #SayNo to anything that comes b/w u n ur #dreams. Even #money . #entrepreneur #tips' Spencer was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 1741, 'split': 'train'} entailment 7711 Eva tweeted: 'Dear () #Spain's gov and Catalan Police, congrats you managed to accomplish the impossible: Go even lower than #Greece #OperaciรณnPandora' Eva was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 1742, 'split': 'train'} entailment 7712 Davis tweeted: '@JordanHavlin11 @Ziggi_M missing the bants at work today #ha #ha #ha #shitbants' Davis was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 1743, 'split': 'train'} entailment 7713 "James tweeted: ' is not lost. @RehamKhan1 @ShireenMazari1 @ArifAlvi http://t.co/NVseI8XEN4""'" James was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 1744, 'split': 'train'} entailment 7714 Kaleb tweeted: 'Getting ready to ship surplus ink cartridges out to Nunavut communities- yup that's a great use of time/resources! #sofulfilled ' Kaleb was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 1745, 'split': 'train'} entailment 7715 Scarlett tweeted: '#But #Buy #Couch #Enveloppe #If #Its #HomeDecor|Please RT: http://t.co/pnQT7ajj5m http://t.co/StTpKf4qAS' Scarlett was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 1746, 'split': 'train'} entailment 7716 Juan tweeted: 'Selfish, narcissistic. Only the woman matters. Child doesn't matter. Father doesn't matter. No one else matters.|http://t.co/1olMSFOTd7' Juan was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 1747, 'split': 'train'} entailment 7717 Ambrea tweeted: 'So kind of occ health to book my tb skin test on my day off uni. I am thrilled ' Ambrea was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 1748, 'split': 'train'} entailment 7718 Jaeger tweeted: 'Wickedly ignorant bout Black Americans see racism in everything' a figment of their imagination#Cannot be trumped by J'can hypocrisy#NNN' Jaeger was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 1749, 'split': 'train'} entailment 7719 Jadarius tweeted: '#bibotour & #champwithin founder @traciscampbell on @WCIU_YouAndMe w/dancers Ricky & Gracey #chicago #women' Jadarius was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 1750, 'split': 'train'} entailment 7720 Andrew tweeted: 'You're any moment, every second,|Every scent and every flower|As a girl.' Andrew was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 1751, 'split': 'train'} entailment 7721 Akiva tweeted: 'find ONE local PD that reported an 80% drop @RBRNetwork1 @TheOldBreed1775 @Dolphin__Man @Joseph_WarrenDR @jus1314tin @CoutoPanda' Akiva was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 1752, 'split': 'train'} entailment 7722 Robert tweeted: 'This should be fun next spring. http://t.co/nb63wOUmKE' Robert was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 1753, 'split': 'train'} entailment 7723 Shaun tweeted: 'Chillax Bitches. :face_with_stuck-out_tongue_and_tightly-closed_eyes: why is my face so squished. #fireball http://t.co/2J6NiWuIPJ' Shaun was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 1754, 'split': 'train'} entailment 7724 "Channing tweeted: '@cnsnews @AnnCoulter Obamanomics: FS & Unemployment Insurance is ""economic stimulus"". FT to PT work frees us to follow our dreams.'" Channing was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 1755, 'split': 'train'} entailment 7725 Oliver tweeted: '@greateranglia really well done. Another short formation, so I get to stand for the 3rd day in a row from Kel to LLS 7:18. Thanks ' Oliver was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 1756, 'split': 'train'} entailment 7726 Declan tweeted: 'More in winning a sweet hamper at a Christmas fete the day after a jellybean damaged a tooth!' Declan was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 1757, 'split': 'train'} entailment 7727 Abby tweeted: 'Getting my shit together in 2015 like........ #2015isthenewturnup #myboos #funtimes #makingmemories... http://t.co/elqmUTDtwS' Abby was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 1758, 'split': 'train'} entailment 7728 Jude tweeted: 'Ahhh Finals week.... I'll throw a kegger at my house for all the survivors :skull::skull::skull: #Motivating #RIP' Jude was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 1759, 'split': 'train'} entailment 7729 Hudson tweeted: 'Such a fun day in the lib studying Econ for 14 hours.. can't wait to do it again tomorrow #ThisIsMiserable' Hudson was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 1760, 'split': 'train'} entailment 7730 Kiyan tweeted: '@Sherrod_Small As the only black listener to the @OpieandJimmy show...Love having you on it!!#RaceWars' Kiyan was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 1761, 'split': 'train'} entailment 7731 Cristopher tweeted: 'Dear Dr. Diaz, gravity does not exist, Einstein got it wrong. I wrote a book explaining my theory, let me know if you want to read it ' Cristopher was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 1762, 'split': 'train'} entailment 7732 Brady tweeted: '@JHill_Official @brianfriedman @OK_Magazine outta the boardroom, I to the partay!! #luvvit' Brady was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 1763, 'split': 'train'} entailment 7733 Kyleigh tweeted: 'Lots if love for #Miranda ' Kyleigh was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 1764, 'split': 'train'} entailment 7734 Gloria tweeted: 'I just earned the 'Photogenic Brew (Level 21)' badge on @untappd! http://t.co/3slfluggKx' Gloria was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 1765, 'split': 'train'} entailment 7735 Jayda tweeted: 'pt3..for his family to follow, and they can talk at home. All this talk about new owners and destabilising pf the club could #mot #lufc' Jayda was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 1766, 'split': 'train'} entailment 7736 Ryan tweeted: 'Workaholics: if you're sick, don't let that stop you from bringing your germs into the office. We all appreciate your commitment. ' Ryan was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 1767, 'split': 'train'} entailment 7737 Jake tweeted: 'James Burke Connections, Episode 7 A Special Place: http://t.co/tp7MwdvwCW via @YouTube #This is /-\ #DRILL <()>' Jake was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 1768, 'split': 'train'} entailment 7738 Carter tweeted: '@SR_Duncan @JojoKaliski I love how JoJo has kept it classy....' Carter was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 1769, 'split': 'train'} entailment 7739 Kerry tweeted: 'Quel domage RT @CFL_News: No Canada: Bills in TO series, which was a colossal flop, has been cancelled http://t.co/LBIF1WE2pW #CFL #NFL' Kerry was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 1770, 'split': 'train'} entailment 7740 Ryder tweeted: '@ZafShabir and a strut to boot' Ryder was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 1771, 'split': 'train'} entailment 7741 Abbie tweeted: '@BillPowers9 but if we all hold hands and sing Kumbaya they won't hate us! ' Abbie was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 1772, 'split': 'train'} entailment 7742 "Nicholas tweeted: 'There's no such thing as ""too much ammo""'" Nicholas was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 1773, 'split': 'train'} entailment 7743 Zahra tweeted: 'Those Amarillo hops make it just right #goldilocks - Drinking a Tour de Fall @ Memphis' Pint & Dram - http://t.co/ZEVvcvjrR5 #photo' Zahra was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 1774, 'split': 'train'} entailment 7744 Samuel tweeted: '@Official_NFFC #spinless#gutless acceptable' Samuel was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 1775, 'split': 'train'} entailment 7745 Logan tweeted: 'Good to see Tomas Rosicky playing tdae #ARSvQPR' Logan was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 1776, 'split': 'train'} entailment 7746 Kadiatou tweeted: 'Really love when the @DASHBus is over five minutes late on the cold days. Feels like Metro! ' Kadiatou was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 1777, 'split': 'train'} entailment 7747 "Carmyn tweeted: '@aleciamarie21 @DonnieWahlberg is it bad that after my ""happy Preds won"" :party_popper: dance my first thought was Donnie?! :grinning_face_with_smiling_eyes::speak-no-evil_monkey:'" Carmyn was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 1778, 'split': 'train'} entailment 7748 Susan tweeted: '@BestProAdvice: http://t.co/yRl7MbKNzB true....you can't replace your one and only mam.' Susan was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 1779, 'split': 'train'} entailment 7749 Jordan tweeted: 'Photo: Cheers! #vodka #mother #energy #drink #tipsy #on #one #drink #Cadbury #alcoholic #Friday... http://t.co/9nIao1XChp' Jordan was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 1780, 'split': 'train'} entailment 7750 Bibiana tweeted: '@EthanSnaps Just what the Bears need... A sense of urgency at QB position, using top pick at QB position ' Bibiana was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 1781, 'split': 'train'} entailment 7751 Matthew tweeted: 'Take me to church...,.' Matthew was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 1782, 'split': 'train'} entailment 7752 Ryan tweeted: 'Wow thanks for the good vibes right before my exam, parents. ' Ryan was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 1783, 'split': 'train'} entailment 7753 Dylan tweeted: '@the_angry_ranga @UberFacts For the masses. I love it.' Dylan was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 1784, 'split': 'train'} entailment 7754 Raeya tweeted: '@14_CeRivera I never study lolz. I've been working on a presentation thats due tomorrow and I just now started:smiling_face_with_open_mouth_and_cold_sweat:' Raeya was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 1785, 'split': 'train'} entailment 7755 Isabelle tweeted: '@TheBodyShopUK I dont know what it is but I'm in love your products Christmas heaven! #love #skincare #beauty :thumbs_up_sign::green_heart::bath:. http://t.co/ROUQLlla1f' Isabelle was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 1786, 'split': 'train'} entailment 7756 Matthew tweeted: '@LizardPatrol wow u brought down xbox live arnt you amazing why don't you do something more productive like grow up' Matthew was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 1787, 'split': 'train'} entailment 7757 Kailey tweeted: 'On a good note, only 49 more days until #Scandal. :crying_face::crying_face:' Kailey was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 1788, 'split': 'train'} entailment 7758 Alex tweeted: 'Wow I love having 3 essays due in the next 3 weeks ' Alex was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 1789, 'split': 'train'} entailment 7759 Charles tweeted: '@Sanisanko Sig-ni-fi-cant witter ' Charles was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 1790, 'split': 'train'} entailment 7760 Khadyn tweeted: 'Fuse blown in the media room! Too much hallway vacuuming. Chaos about to break loose. #CanCup ' Khadyn was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 1791, 'split': 'train'} entailment 7761 Alina tweeted: '@GIBiz @MonsieurHutt Porn!? Where where?? Move that naked woman, I can't see where the porn is!| #games' Alina was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 1792, 'split': 'train'} entailment 7762 Paige tweeted: 'Why does Zayn look like a Spanish flamingo dancer' Paige was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 1793, 'split': 'train'} entailment 7763 "Carlos tweeted: '.@ShawnaTova Computing, the Internet, personal computers & smart phones were all invented by that ""pond scum"" @addictionguy'" Carlos was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 1794, 'split': 'train'} entailment 7764 Lucas tweeted: '@MrHepzn @janr572 The kindness of strangers!' Lucas was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 1795, 'split': 'train'} entailment 7765 Carley tweeted: 'Wow I love school http://t.co/8Knui6m2nc' Carley was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 1796, 'split': 'train'} entailment 7766 Elorah tweeted: '@maryeags everyone just wants to be you your just sooooo cool ' Elorah was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 1797, 'split': 'train'} entailment 7767 Andre tweeted: 'FINALLY TAKEN To the gir love #heartbroken 12~19~14' Andre was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 1798, 'split': 'train'} entailment 7768 Krystina tweeted: 'watching Elf was a prime decision tonight' Krystina was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 1799, 'split': 'train'} entailment 7769 Rylin tweeted: 'How Badly Do You Need That Burrito? (That's sounds naughty) http://t.co/U3YojBgmRQ #burrito ' Rylin was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 1800, 'split': 'train'} entailment 7770 Ashlyn tweeted: 'I love waking up late and sick during dead week. #thebest ' Ashlyn was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 1801, 'split': 'train'} entailment 7771 Kaleb tweeted: 'way to prove that women are more than just breasts & an ass... :unamused_face:' Kaleb was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 1802, 'split': 'train'} entailment 7772 Omar tweeted: 'waking up congested/not being able to breathe is a great feeling. :expressionless_face:' Omar was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 1803, 'split': 'train'} entailment 7773 Iain tweeted: 'my life won't be complete until I meet @Theresacaputo :two_hearts:' Iain was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 1804, 'split': 'train'} entailment 7774 Cameron tweeted: 'Just got the message I need to start working at another location. Brilliant! now rushing towards second location. Oh god I hate Mondays' Cameron was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 1805, 'split': 'train'} entailment 7775 Hunter tweeted: '.Thanks to Kanye, McCartney will finally get that big break he's been waiting for. No more dumpster diving for him. #caring' Hunter was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 1806, 'split': 'train'} entailment 7776 "Jackson tweeted: '@jwalmsley10 very clever jack! Changed the word ""big"" to ""no"",go to bed feeling like you've made a difference to society #youareagenius '" Jackson was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 1807, 'split': 'train'} entailment 7777 Damali tweeted: '*gasp* The girls are at a rehearsal studio today? You don't say... Hmmm wonder what on earth for? :frog_face::hot_beverage:๏ธ #MTVStars Little Mix' Damali was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 1808, 'split': 'train'} entailment 7778 Spencer tweeted: '@Neilby70 yeah not to bad been asleep most of it my backs been playing up so been on strong painkillers that knock me out :see-no-evil_monkey:' Spencer was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 1809, 'split': 'train'} entailment 7779 Chevy tweeted: 'There's nothing better than the feeling of being loved :unamused_face: lol nothing :thumbs_up_sign: ' Chevy was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 1810, 'split': 'train'} entailment 7780 Gabriel tweeted: '@LipsbyCarla @IAmSteveHarvey I won't be pledging anytime soon...why are these GROWN women competing..AKA vs DELTA...crabs in a barrel..SAD' Gabriel was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 1811, 'split': 'train'} entailment 7781 Joseph tweeted: 'A #Meme for your #Monday! #MemeMonday #Obama #Obamacare #AcidReflux #StandUpShot #JokeoftheDay #Comedy http://t.co/C67x0Iq4CT' Joseph was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 1812, 'split': 'train'} entailment 7782 John tweeted: 'Digital drumsticks, thanks Grandma and Grandpa http://t.co/srMIfk2hWN' John was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 1813, 'split': 'train'} entailment 7783 Liliana tweeted: '#Congratulations to the #Hashemite #Kingdom of #Jordan under the wise leadership of #His #Majesty #King #Abdullah II on the #New #Year 2015!' Liliana was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 1814, 'split': 'train'} entailment 7784 David tweeted: 'Gotta go back to work tonight' David was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 1815, 'split': 'train'} entailment 7785 Jovany tweeted: 'Math presentation, ap history test, ap science test, and whatever the hell we're doing in Asgill... Today should be fun! ' Jovany was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 1816, 'split': 'train'} entailment 7786 Yandel tweeted: 'If that's Man U at its best they have much bigger problems than us ;) #saintsfc. Then again we're still 5th #noproblem' Yandel was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 1817, 'split': 'train'} entailment 7787 Henry tweeted: 'Even Soweto TV didn't bother to show these fvcken awards...useless to the bone..go figure' Henry was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 1818, 'split': 'train'} entailment 7788 Joseph tweeted: 'Pain is inevitable, suffering is optional|#Anonymous' Joseph was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 1819, 'split': 'train'} entailment 7789 Robyn tweeted: 'How DARE somebody exercise their freedom to protest and freedom of speech. ' Robyn was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 1820, 'split': 'train'} entailment 7790 Mara tweeted: 'What I learned today??? You can choose to live a fearless life. #iam #fearfree #fearfull' Mara was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 1821, 'split': 'train'} entailment 7791 Hudson tweeted: '@Fit_Motivator: I learned that if you want to make it bad enough, no matter how bad it is, you can make it. -Gale Sayers #Wise' Hudson was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 1822, 'split': 'train'} entailment 7792 Charlotte tweeted: 'SEC crew doing some quality officiating in the penn state game. . How do you miss that terrible block in the back?' Charlotte was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 1823, 'split': 'train'} entailment 7793 "Ian tweeted: '#Legend says if you stand in front of a mirror+say ""I can't even"" 3 times, a girl in #yogapants will appear+give you a pumpkin spice latte.'" Ian was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 1824, 'split': 'train'} entailment 7794 Jonathan tweeted: 'Photo: Invoices have been sent out... http://t.co/wZlnwsRjeL' Jonathan was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 1825, 'split': 'train'} entailment 7795 Christa tweeted: 'Read at http://t.co/HbeAb2hklW the news '#Media #Struggle #to #Save #Obama, #the #Country'' Christa was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 1826, 'split': 'train'} entailment 7796 Cailyn tweeted: 'Lol well done swans ' Cailyn was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 1827, 'split': 'train'} entailment 7797 Jaxon tweeted: 'Just found the picture of lisazamorano trying to kill me #bff at our #seniorbrunch @ Moutain Meadows http://t.co/Z7DSE9tt3h' Jaxon was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 1828, 'split': 'train'} entailment 7798 Lenox tweeted: '@reubenzj Unfortunately not, hey. Daddy didn't think his daughter'd be into gaming or FIFA. youraveragedaddysgirl' Lenox was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 1829, 'split': 'train'} entailment 7799 Rowan tweeted: 'My dream is to celebrate Christmas with you :smiling_face_with_heart-shaped_eyes:' Rowan was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 1830, 'split': 'train'} entailment 7800 Madalynn tweeted: '@eskimodave yup.. Few weeks in NZ mucking about then some time in Fiji dodging sharks.' Madalynn was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 1831, 'split': 'train'} entailment 7801 Mario tweeted: 'My dogs like to be nice and toasty while relaxing at home #adorable #puppy #socute #icant http://t.co/jCW9WYwC30' Mario was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 1832, 'split': 'train'} entailment 7802 Omar tweeted: 'Hashtags are great idk why everyone stopped using them #jk #bye' Omar was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 1833, 'split': 'train'} entailment 7803 Kenzley tweeted: '@bonka10 @PopsMcDaddy come on Graham / Thomas!' Kenzley was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 1834, 'split': 'train'} entailment 7804 Sookie tweeted: 'Today stats: 5 followers, 8 unfollowers and followed 2 people via http://t.co/Xk07IiC3Mv' Sookie was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 1835, 'split': 'train'} entailment 7805 Tucker tweeted: 'I had the best New Years!!!! Spent it with the people I love & I fucking loved it! :smiling_face_with_heart-shaped_eyes: Such a happy camper right now! :face_with_stuck-out_tongue_and_tightly-closed_eyes::green_heart::heavy_black_heart:๏ธ' Tucker was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 1836, 'split': 'train'} entailment 7806 Alena tweeted: '@m1897 haha I also had 2... cheers bro !!!' Alena was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 1837, 'split': 'train'} entailment 7807 Adam tweeted: '@TeamWadiCamacho @wadicamacho Even better let's see if Wadi Camacho man's up and fights @JamieOneball ' Adam was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 1838, 'split': 'train'} entailment 7808 Miles tweeted: 'Lol at people saying they're turning 13 this year when did I start following kids #sorry' Miles was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 1839, 'split': 'train'} entailment 7809 Bentlee tweeted: 'On my TL I see a Somerholic that unfollowed me tweeting retweet if you're a Somerholic to see how many are there.also i'm not allowed ' Bentlee was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 1840, 'split': 'train'} entailment 7810 Braelyn tweeted: '@jopage_ I've had three boys, breastfed them all for about a year each and never had to do it out when I was out! necessary' Braelyn was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 1841, 'split': 'train'} entailment 7811 Jayden tweeted: 'I would LOVE to touch an anaconda! Jump on that thang and ride it like a horse! #EatenAlive' Jayden was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 1842, 'split': 'train'} entailment 7812 Samantha tweeted: 'Photo: #whynot? #why #pop#art #artist @whirleytimes #whirleyshot #whirleystudio #sharpie #acrylics... http://t.co/5CEDFL7SHL' Samantha was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 1843, 'split': 'train'} entailment 7813 Krish tweeted: 'A MAN MUST HAVE (3) F's TO GET a A IN LIFE: FORTITUDE, FOCUS, & FINANCES. http://t.co/3IY91CxWP0 @AlimHagan' Krish was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 1844, 'split': 'train'} entailment 7814 Nicholas tweeted: 'Aaand the hits just keep on coming. #BadDay ' Nicholas was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 1845, 'split': 'train'} entailment 7815 Zoya tweeted: '.@JaniceDean, Michael Bloomberg will be wearing his speedo for the #GlobalWarming with his bodyguards. @FoxNews ' Zoya was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 1846, 'split': 'train'} entailment 7816 Jonathan tweeted: '#Kaley Cuoco-Sweeting #apologises #for #saying she's #a #feminist: Kaley Cuoco-Sweeting, pictured with her... http://t.co/6ZAn7uxtKp' Jonathan was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 1847, 'split': 'train'} entailment 7817 Azra tweeted: ' Obama's $1,176,120.90 in Taxpayer Funded Costs to Attend Political Fundraisers in Los Angeles, San Francisco http://t.co/2PmAt1l7rO' Azra was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 1848, 'split': 'train'} entailment 7818 Chase tweeted: '11:11 - say something stupid. ||Oh... You beat me to it.' Chase was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 1849, 'split': 'train'} entailment 7819 Krysten tweeted: '#notcies #eu End to fish discards delayed - End to fish discards delayed Copyright EP 2013. From: Eu Reporter Vie... http://t.co/tneK7j3Jc9' Krysten was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 1850, 'split': 'train'} entailment 7820 Edwin tweeted: 'I'm not really sure how I'm still alive and writing this paper right. Napping instead of sleeping on the weekends isn't cutting it #finals' Edwin was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 1851, 'split': 'train'} entailment 7821 Eli tweeted: '@StuartScott @espn Rest well Stuart, you were a man of grace & courage. May your family find peace.' Eli was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 1852, 'split': 'train'} entailment 7822 John tweeted: '@WeeRockWhisky apricots pears and boozy Belgian goodness. A winter warmer.' John was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 1853, 'split': 'train'} entailment 7823 Thomas tweeted: 'Couldn't have asked for a better night.' Thomas was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 1854, 'split': 'train'} entailment 7824 Michael tweeted: '@The_Macallan @WeeRockWhisky patio tumbler goodness #Mac12days' Michael was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 1855, 'split': 'train'} entailment 7825 Clemente tweeted: 'He looks a decent bowler. Not really a 5th bowler, but, in a balanced side potentially 6th bowler Styris on HSohail. #pakvnz ' Clemente was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 1856, 'split': 'train'} entailment 7826 Millie tweeted: 'hit 1000 follower on instagram, ive officially made it in life ' Millie was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 1857, 'split': 'train'} entailment 7827 Ryker tweeted: 'Look! It's a white Christmas after all! #MinnesotaProblems http://t.co/fFGDuJxgBj' Ryker was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 1858, 'split': 'train'} entailment 7828 "Zachary tweeted: '@JoeUnseen @NBAtheist |""Colored?"" |Don't they prefer ""negro"" now?|'" Zachary was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 1859, 'split': 'train'} entailment 7829 Markiya tweeted: 'It's not possible to have enough time' Markiya was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 1860, 'split': 'train'} entailment 7830 David tweeted: 'Library computer has frozen again #shocker ' David was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 1861, 'split': 'train'} entailment 7831 Anthony tweeted: 'BJP-CONGRESS nt disclosing detail of 3600 cr. donation received,still Media/Bhakts questioning AAP #MufflerMan http://t.co/eMUWoK00Tl' Anthony was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 1862, 'split': 'train'} entailment 7832 Isaac tweeted: 'My last final today then straight to my surgeons #WhatAGoodWeek ' Isaac was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 1863, 'split': 'train'} entailment 7833 Pricilla tweeted: 'Ariana Grandes makeup is always sooo flawless :speak-no-evil_monkey:' Pricilla was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 1864, 'split': 'train'} entailment 7834 Emerson tweeted: 'Remember when I ran 14 miles on 90 min of sleep this summer? I've got a 14+ hour day on about two hours of sleep. This'll be fun. ' Emerson was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 1865, 'split': 'train'} entailment 7835 Landen tweeted: 'I was going 2 post my opinions on#obama#cuba but i will save it , till after his #speech. #peacemaker ' Landen was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 1866, 'split': 'train'} entailment 7836 Evan tweeted: 'Lighting now setup on the #Malawi #Aquarium... Water tomorrow! #Cichlids #NoFilter #MarineWhite http://t.co/7VWnRNzgCk' Evan was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 1867, 'split': 'train'} entailment 7837 Haydan tweeted: 'Good thing we have an ace like Clay Bucholz who is proven to be durable and consistent.............. HAHA.' Haydan was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 1868, 'split': 'train'} entailment 7838 Kaiah tweeted: 'OK, OK, GEEZ! I KNOW ALREADY! @itzwikipedia @engrossingfacts @mysteriousfact #totally #repetetive http://t.co/WKbijSPVtL' Kaiah was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 1869, 'split': 'train'} entailment 7839 Brody tweeted: '@_XenaaSkky I.e., strength in numbers, focused movement, appeal to other countries, use pens and paper, change the way we live drastically.' Brody was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 1870, 'split': 'train'} entailment 7840 "Holland tweeted: '@KbJ5: Things to complain about on Christmas day. I have a pimple in my ear"" @Delakotze #ThanksObama"" #LegitReasonToComplain'" Holland was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 1871, 'split': 'train'} entailment 7841 Cash tweeted: '@RenuGill_x someone's on the defensive...if the shoe fits :frog_face::hot_beverage:๏ธ' Cash was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 1872, 'split': 'train'} entailment 7842 Esmeralda tweeted: 'Left home at 7.30am and still trying to get to work. I just want to cry!! #happymonday ' Esmeralda was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 1873, 'split': 'train'} entailment 7843 Shylah tweeted: 'It's pretty amazing that in 'The Land of the Free', people are debating if we should feel safe around our police. ' Shylah was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 1874, 'split': 'train'} entailment 7844 Isaiah tweeted: '@whittmj1128 @Johnubacon @SamWebb77 this is true, the Patriots, Packers, or Broncos could suddenly need a new coach #itshappening' Isaiah was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 1875, 'split': 'train'} entailment 7845 Andres tweeted: '#Sopping #wet|#Squishing #mud #between #toes...||Well, why ...|#Swimming in a #mud #puddle' Andres was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 1876, 'split': 'train'} entailment 7846 Zuleima tweeted: ' I don't know why it's so fun, but it is. cx I could probably think and find out, but yeah. No. xD' Zuleima was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 1877, 'split': 'train'} entailment 7847 Jesse tweeted: '@bluedemloyalty , former Chairwoman, US Commission on Civil Rights' Jesse was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 1878, 'split': 'train'} entailment 7848 Ethan tweeted: 'Tomorrow is the day I'm coming back to Florida for good .... :( unless something changes in the next 24hrs which I doubt #ready' Ethan was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 1879, 'split': 'train'} entailment 7849 Nora tweeted: '@RabbiJason @JewishNewsDet By definition placing money on the outcome of anything is gambling! Choosing to deny this is self delusion' Nora was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 1880, 'split': 'train'} entailment 7850 Darlene tweeted: 'Such a long day :/ #wrecked' Darlene was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 1881, 'split': 'train'} entailment 7851 Tyler tweeted: 'The downside to working in fisheries and conservation is that you can rarely afford the cool things that promote your job ' Tyler was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 1882, 'split': 'train'} entailment 7852 Hanna tweeted: ' #adanisJet lol @kapsology: Irony committed suicide jumping from Adani's jet! #LoveJihad & #Gharwapsi orphaned! http://t.co/SmP0QQfHdD' Hanna was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 1883, 'split': 'train'} entailment 7853 Jayda tweeted: 'Just gave Imperfecto a 3.5/5 rating on @Zomato http://t.co/ZASH9jjB4x' Jayda was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 1884, 'split': 'train'} entailment 7854 Dominic tweeted: '@HELENOHENZO Your not understanding something, does make you an expert in the field.' Dominic was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 1885, 'split': 'train'} entailment 7855 Kevin tweeted: 'One of many reasons I dislike #Alabama fans. #auburn #RollTide #myass #jakellmitchell http://t.co/ntk85ngOeG' Kevin was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 1886, 'split': 'train'} entailment 7856 Yann tweeted: 'I'm so glad I work a double on New Year's Eve and then most of New Year's Day... #pissed' Yann was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 1887, 'split': 'train'} entailment 7857 Ashton tweeted: '@PompeyAirways yeah, and you ignored my point...' Ashton was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 1888, 'split': 'train'} entailment 7858 Abram tweeted: '@KevinnCyrus lol of course it's the best!! ' Abram was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 1889, 'split': 'train'} entailment 7859 "Gavin tweeted: '@jodalatour @FoxNews Would you have said in the 1800s, ""Why is GOP against Africans being brought here? Do any of them want to pick cotton?""'" Gavin was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 1890, 'split': 'train'} entailment 7860 "Merary tweeted: '@kaist455 Oh, come on. Give her a chance with her trust worthy SNS warriors and her followers in that ""Uber-Right wing"" portal. '" Merary was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 1891, 'split': 'train'} entailment 7861 Adalie tweeted: 'So that went well ' Adalie was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 1892, 'split': 'train'} entailment 7862 Rickey tweeted: '@TobiasHellquist wow, that is some fluent finnish ' Rickey was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 1893, 'split': 'train'} entailment 7863 Isaiah tweeted: '#SocialMedia Where it's perfectly normal to talk to people in pictures ! ' Isaiah was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 1894, 'split': 'train'} entailment 7864 "Jack tweeted: '@Cyclocosm Hey, he DOES have the word ""ban"" on his home page like two or three times though. #AcknowledgementIsFirstStep '" Jack was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 1895, 'split': 'train'} entailment 7865 "Aliya tweeted: '@TheGoodGodAbove Re: Xmas: ""Christmas"" is itself an abbreviation of ""Christ's Mass."" @ThatKevinSmith http://t.co/5CGoJWvlTL'" Aliya was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 1896, 'split': 'train'} entailment 7866 Austin tweeted: '@MauriceFosso now that's just mean. #sorrynotsorry' Austin was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 1897, 'split': 'train'} entailment 7867 Korbin tweeted: 'How do we end up talking? ..oh wait..we don't talk..whooops #cutestcouple ' Korbin was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 1898, 'split': 'train'} entailment 7868 Brynna tweeted: 'A year ago this would be just a writing on a t-shirt anymore all thanks to @SFSLacrosse @wwpinc #MerryXmas http://t.co/5cpSuJFkmX' Brynna was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 1899, 'split': 'train'} entailment 7869 Estrella tweeted: 'Goodie bags for 2nd grade are done! #whatsnext?' Estrella was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 1900, 'split': 'train'} entailment 7870 Daniel tweeted: 'But nooooo we have religious freedoms, no one ever gets controlled or oppressed by a dominant religion ' Daniel was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 1901, 'split': 'train'} entailment 7871 Carleigha tweeted: 'Good luck today DJ Durkin. It is NOT great to be a Florida gator. | |#fuckUF' Carleigha was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 1902, 'split': 'train'} entailment 7872 Warren tweeted: 'And then there was none. Goodbye beard (of sorts) #MensFashion http://t.co/OXvQMOBzSB' Warren was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 1903, 'split': 'train'} entailment 7873 Ianna tweeted: 'Horses are just hornless unicorns :O ||#enlightened #mystical #wow #on #drugs' Ianna was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 1904, 'split': 'train'} entailment 7874 Felix tweeted: 'Last day of the working week and let's see just how bad it can get! #positive ' Felix was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 1905, 'split': 'train'} entailment 7875 Noah tweeted: 'I wish a mf would :fisted_hand_sign::fisted_hand_sign:| my day!' Noah was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 1906, 'split': 'train'} entailment 7876 Alexi tweeted: 'It's #cute to be awake right now' Alexi was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 1907, 'split': 'train'} entailment 7877 Ryan tweeted: 'Angry-face #Leo #Kids #Fun #Face #Angry http://t.co/w0MnWIGNrM' Ryan was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 1908, 'split': 'train'} entailment 7878 Rolando tweeted: '@CjCarson17 only children at home status. Woohoo Isn't it fun...:unamused_face::pensive_face: ' Rolando was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 1909, 'split': 'train'} entailment 7879 Isis tweeted: 'What wonderful weather we are having...I might need sunscreen today :smiling_face_with_sunglasses: ๓พ' Isis was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 1910, 'split': 'train'} entailment 7880 "Rosella tweeted: 'But not a grocery store or pharmacy. Sensible. ""@GRPress: Offices or apartments? owners of Monroe Avenue factory ponder options""'" Rosella was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 1911, 'split': 'train'} entailment 7881 Dylan tweeted: 'At least my tan looks good :flushed_face::face_with_tears_of_joy: need to learn to appreciate my pale skin :see-no-evil_monkey:' Dylan was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 1912, 'split': 'train'} entailment 7882 Connor tweeted: 'well today is gonna be a great day :ok_hand_sign: ' Connor was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 1913, 'split': 'train'} entailment 7883 Corbin tweeted: ' is too complex a word for him to understand @BigJdog916 @RBRNetwork1 @DywanWII' Corbin was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 1914, 'split': 'train'} entailment 7884 Davida tweeted: '67 is such a beauty :unamused_face: #manitibaprobs' Davida was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 1915, 'split': 'train'} entailment 7885 Gunner tweeted: 'Cramps in the front, husbands knee in my back. Yeah. Sleep seems possible tonight. #suckitmothernature' Gunner was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 1916, 'split': 'train'} entailment 7886 Musa tweeted: 'FOR SHAME .. THIRD TIME ... Pregnant Duchess wears designer dress for the THIRD time in New York http://t.co/hKXpFkKWZ0 via @Femail ' Musa was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 1917, 'split': 'train'} entailment 7887 Briggs tweeted: '@scholey89 Nah, I don't think he says 'f*ck' enough on that album! #angryman #oldschool' Briggs was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 1918, 'split': 'train'} entailment 7888 Micah tweeted: 'Gotta record my favorite show Tamar&Vince season finale!!!:purple_heart:' Micah was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 1919, 'split': 'train'} entailment 7889 Kade tweeted: 'Photo: Abstract Tribal Bubble Jumpsuit Size: s-xl Cost:$39.99 http://t.co/cj8njWXwNu' Kade was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 1920, 'split': 'train'} entailment 7890 Bastian tweeted: 'Sums up my week really #NursingLife #WorkingDaysAndNights http://t.co/X3vnjbiSsy' Bastian was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 1921, 'split': 'train'} entailment 7891 Dylan tweeted: '@KSeaboldt The pace of KCRoyals activity at the Winter Meetings is giving me vertigo! ' Dylan was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 1922, 'split': 'train'} entailment 7892 "Tyler tweeted: 'says women & blacks are a different ""species"" @Dolphin__Man @RBRNetwork1 @HarryThetech76 @TimOwensby @TheOldBreed1775'" Tyler was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 1923, 'split': 'train'} entailment 7893 Collin tweeted: 'I literally get to pamper myself all day tomorrow and get cray with Julia and Raven in the Bay. #whatmorecouldaguyaskfor' Collin was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 1924, 'split': 'train'} entailment 7894 Reese tweeted: 'So excited to spend the next 12 hours at school. ' Reese was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 1925, 'split': 'train'} entailment 7895 Matteo tweeted: 'The ER sucked tonight ... Urgent Care tomorrow .... YAY #fml #ugh' Matteo was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 1926, 'split': 'train'} entailment 7896 Nathan tweeted: 'Too blessed to be stressed. So hype for next year! #HAILSTATE http://t.co/F80bfGO5vp' Nathan was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 1927, 'split': 'train'} entailment 7897 Lexiana tweeted: 'Who dares to play this game? Lol #Shots #Sex #Fine #Tipsy #Drunk #Dead :face_with_tears_of_joy: #NeedAGoodLaugh http://t.co/ETKxZpfv5X' Lexiana was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 1928, 'split': 'train'} entailment 7898 Andrew tweeted: 'Still time 2 enter my @ModereUS sample #giveaway on my @YouTube channel! Check it out here http://t.co/4BUMuM2Rqh #modere #bbloggers #beauty' Andrew was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 1929, 'split': 'train'} entailment 7899 Alexandria tweeted: 'Love waking up to grumpy people ' Alexandria was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 1930, 'split': 'train'} entailment 7900 Joshua tweeted: '@businessinsider: T-Mobile's CEO thinks the Apple Watch is going to be huge http://t.co/i9nN1zTcGs <-- I do, too.' Joshua was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 1931, 'split': 'train'} entailment 7901 David tweeted: 'So that was the inception episode. Down to the tangerine/ spinning top. Subtle. ' David was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 1932, 'split': 'train'} entailment 7902 David tweeted: 'i can always count on freshmen to make the library loud. THANKS ' David was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 1933, 'split': 'train'} entailment 7903 Koen tweeted: '@Parlett316 he's played 5 minutes, 0-4 from field, a steal and 2 fouls. that's it. that's all he's done.' Koen was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 1934, 'split': 'train'} entailment 7904 Giada tweeted: '@ChuckCJohnson BREAKING: #realjournalist bullying major problem in nation's high schools. ' Giada was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 1935, 'split': 'train'} entailment 7905 Mason tweeted: 'Looking forward to a nice and long 130km #cycle tomorrow, in the minus degree weather #fool #festive500' Mason was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 1936, 'split': 'train'} entailment 7906 Kaitlyn tweeted: 'Might go back to bed it's easier then making the effort @PatrickRowe123 #wrong :face_with_tears_of_joy::loudly_crying_face:' Kaitlyn was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 1937, 'split': 'train'} entailment 7907 Andrei tweeted: '@outsilver87 @LasVegasCapper Ya, because if history has told us anything, it's that betting on sports is a GREAT way to make money! ' Andrei was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 1938, 'split': 'train'} entailment 7908 Joanna tweeted: '@Devin_Heroux @CBCEyeopener @downtowncalgary was STUNNING today, wasn't it?' Joanna was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 1939, 'split': 'train'} entailment 7909 Pariis tweeted: '@the_cheshirekat @TheLividPatriot Ya cause their country is calm and peaceful from Everyone arming themselves ' Pariis was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 1940, 'split': 'train'} entailment 7910 Tobias tweeted: '@chriscomben @lexpersaud it's in my Priory contract to wear those. Hugely popular with Priory Ultras #does #count #xxx' Tobias was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 1941, 'split': 'train'} entailment 7911 Brysun tweeted: 'White people are irrelevant at this point. The black community needs to rise ABOVE y'all are in control!!!!!! #truth' Brysun was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 1942, 'split': 'train'} entailment 7912 John tweeted: 'Great start to the day ' John was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 1943, 'split': 'train'} entailment 7913 Annie tweeted: 'I'm fricken peachy today!! ' Annie was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 1944, 'split': 'train'} entailment 7914 Logan tweeted: '@TheTweetOfGod Even you have to think the Religious Freedom Restoration Act in Michigan is ridiculous.' Logan was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 1945, 'split': 'train'} entailment 7915 Fernando tweeted: '@_Liam_Walker_ but in term time my son........ :smiling_face_with_open_mouth_and_tightly-closed_eyes::smiling_face_with_sunglasses:' Fernando was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 1946, 'split': 'train'} entailment 7916 Aaron tweeted: 'Worth a read. On #Christians and the persecution they face. #equality #respect #sectarianviolence #countyourblessings http://t.co/EvTmzbljyK' Aaron was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 1947, 'split': 'train'} entailment 7917 Jordy tweeted: 'I may or may not be obsessed with the grinch :smirking_face:' Jordy was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 1948, 'split': 'train'} entailment 7918 Ashlee tweeted: '@RevArun @c_of_e Money 4 Church|http://t.co/Q2WB7riAvK|SmartPhone APP PAYS you!|See-http://t.co/RDlRuGN0iE |Go 2: https://t.co/cpJZkEgNe7' Ashlee was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 1949, 'split': 'train'} entailment 7919 Raymond tweeted: '@the_bearded_1 And when you overpay for that talent you get stuck w/ that talent. Which perpetuates the losing cycle the Cubs are in' Raymond was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 1950, 'split': 'train'} entailment 7920 Rebeca tweeted: '@cnsnews Say it ain't so, Joe. Who would imagine a government program fraught with fraud? Has this ever happened before? ' Rebeca was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 1951, 'split': 'train'} entailment 7921 Baylynn tweeted: '@SUP3RFRUIT I think being gay is wrong, its like people chose to be gay just to piss off the magic old man that lives in the sky ' Baylynn was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 1952, 'split': 'train'} entailment 7922 "Yunus tweeted: ' - during @CNNReliable criticism of @RollingStone , a promo for a special featuring #BillCosby ""#rape victims"" airs. #Hypocrites'" Yunus was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 1953, 'split': 'train'} entailment 7923 Thomas tweeted: 'If #PMHarper gets reelected, these r the possibilities: he & #CPC cheated (again); #Canada has a collective #StockholmSyndrome; we're doomed' Thomas was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 1954, 'split': 'train'} entailment 7924 Matthew tweeted: 'trivia crack is taking over my life.' Matthew was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 1955, 'split': 'train'} entailment 7925 Allan tweeted: '@lcooney @Orthorize @drjmetz @WykdWench awesome! :)' Allan was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 1956, 'split': 'train'} entailment 7926 Xitlali tweeted: 'What an amazing start to the weekend! #ohgoditsfridayagain' Xitlali was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 1957, 'split': 'train'} entailment 7927 Emree tweeted: '@TheVampsband who doesn't?? ' Emree was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 1958, 'split': 'train'} entailment 7928 Will tweeted: 'Canny wait to get my new phone, sneaks and clothes on thursday #payday #would #be #rude #too' Will was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 1959, 'split': 'train'} entailment 7929 Gabriela tweeted: 'Rocking the Christmas socks at work. It's the little things like this that make me happy. #essentialservice :father_christmas::christmas_tree: http://t.co/E5jqetthIt' Gabriela was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 1960, 'split': 'train'} entailment 7930 Brielle tweeted: 'Not felt this I'll since I was in kos! Eugh a great end to a great week...... #beenshite #killme' Brielle was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 1961, 'split': 'train'} entailment 7931 "Kayd tweeted: 'My grandma gulping her hot coco loudly and my mom goes: ""you gulping over there?"" My grandma: ""no I'm queefing"" #HAHA'" Kayd was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 1962, 'split': 'train'} entailment 7932 Jaxon tweeted: 'So glad they've found a way to make the gospel socially relevant to klingons! http://t.co/rKSId5vFkc' Jaxon was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 1963, 'split': 'train'} entailment 7933 "Jonathan tweeted: 'O_o ummm...so, like?? ||RT""@Redskins: From our family to yours, have a safe and #HappyThanksgiving http://t.co/LUeMYFptnh""'" Jonathan was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 1964, 'split': 'train'} entailment 7934 Joshua tweeted: 'My death will likely be caused by at the wrong time.' Joshua was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 1965, 'split': 'train'} entailment 7935 "Kaiden tweeted: '@BenVolin @ArashMarkazi Everybody just keeps saying ""Gronk and large contingent of Patriots."" Who else is there with Rob?'" Kaiden was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 1966, 'split': 'train'} entailment 7936 Jacob tweeted: 'Dad and step mom bitching at each other, now it's Christmas :smiling_face_with_smiling_eyes::christmas_tree::face_with_look_of_triumph: #ugh' Jacob was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 1967, 'split': 'train'} entailment 7937 Leonel tweeted: 'internet got me like :weary_face: #stillalive http://t.co/q7cK7aQnQZ' Leonel was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 1968, 'split': 'train'} entailment 7938 Carter tweeted: 'The joy I have for overnight stakeouts ' Carter was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 1969, 'split': 'train'} entailment 7939 Anastasia tweeted: '@Arlo2121 @BillBruno @AtomicDeke @ftwpodcast @followthatband @joeftwpodcast' Anastasia was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 1970, 'split': 'train'} entailment 7940 Benjamin tweeted: 'Gutted Doyle has gone back to #wwfc. I don't think we saw what he's capable of. #cpfc ' Benjamin was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 1971, 'split': 'train'} entailment 7941 Norelle tweeted: '@dairymanNZ Its called @DairyGirlNZ' Norelle was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 1972, 'split': 'train'} entailment 7942 Emanuel tweeted: 'Sunset for January 04, 2015 at 04:39PM! Temperatures: 6โ„ƒ. It's Partly Cloudy.' Emanuel was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 1973, 'split': 'train'} entailment 7943 Ronan tweeted: 'Can't wait for my boyfriend to come home and kick my butt into shape.... :see-no-evil_monkey::face_with_tears_of_joy: @DylanJohannink' Ronan was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 1974, 'split': 'train'} entailment 7944 Noah tweeted: 'Hmmm what to have for dinner' Noah was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 1975, 'split': 'train'} entailment 7945 Marco tweeted: 'When you have Challah French Toast on Christmas ' Marco was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 1976, 'split': 'train'} entailment 7946 Nathan tweeted: '@LitaMacWolfZERO as far as what? A room?' Nathan was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 1977, 'split': 'train'} entailment 7947 Jaime tweeted: '@mrsdtownsend why would you do this... @LennySimples #superman #childagain http://t.co/OapnORPW6F' Jaime was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 1978, 'split': 'train'} entailment 7948 Kaylie tweeted: 'Woohoo admitting someone who literally needs nothing but med refills! http://t.co/9zQCcc7q5a' Kaylie was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 1979, 'split': 'train'} entailment 7949 Tyler tweeted: '@TonyBrown03 that's the easy part. Giving my man money to go grab all mine tomorrow morning can't be dealing with town to stressfull' Tyler was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 1980, 'split': 'train'} entailment 7950 Tanner tweeted: 'Family time is nice and all, but I'm ready to be back at work on this fine morning. ' Tanner was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 1981, 'split': 'train'} entailment 7951 Ethan tweeted: 'If loose lips sink ships, then loose tweets sink fleets. ? (@ NASNI Theatre in Coronado, CA) https://t.co/dvFfrwO74Q' Ethan was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 1982, 'split': 'train'} entailment 7952 Kaitlin tweeted: 'Seriously tho if you need me anytime over winter break just shoot me a text. Probably won't respond cuz I'll most likely be eating, but hey' Kaitlin was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 1983, 'split': 'train'} entailment 7953 William tweeted: '@PolicyMic Scream this message: We want the security footage!!! #AntonioMartin #Ferguson #EndRacism #SocialJustice #BlackLivesMatter' William was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 1984, 'split': 'train'} entailment 7954 Jacob tweeted: 'Oh the @LabourEoin .@David_Cameron You would not need to take to twitter to peddle piffle' Jacob was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 1985, 'split': 'train'} entailment 7955 Jace tweeted: 'Lovely first day of 2015; friends, family swim, sort & cleanse, curry, less time on social media, more time on others #startasyoumeantogoon' Jace was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 1986, 'split': 'train'} entailment 7956 Ryan tweeted: '@craigavonc left out blue bin as per calendar but not lifted. Checked your website and it indicates green bin happy' Ryan was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 1987, 'split': 'train'} entailment 7957 Noorhan tweeted: '@OuttaHerrrrreee well I face peyton today in my one league so I hope he only has 2 TD passes and they're both to D Thomas for me lol' Noorhan was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 1988, 'split': 'train'} entailment 7958 Jaylean tweeted: 'Why do I have to have a good game then a bad game and then a good game then a bad game again. :expressionless_face::pouting_face:' Jaylean was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 1989, 'split': 'train'} entailment 7959 Zyon tweeted: '2 and half hour walk #Proud' Zyon was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 1990, 'split': 'train'} entailment 7960 Kayden tweeted: '@ShotofPatron #NoodleScene anyone? He was so zen there. . Oh! wait! But #deadHenry and #bouncebackAnnie. Silly me! All makes sense now!' Kayden was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 1991, 'split': 'train'} entailment 7961 Wyatt tweeted: 'My year is ending perfectly:face_with_tears_of_joy: ' Wyatt was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 1992, 'split': 'train'} entailment 7962 Adrian tweeted: 'To be fair, DeBlasio only asked #BlackLivesMatter folks to stop protesting until the post-funerals. So police protesting him is cool. ' Adrian was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 1993, 'split': 'train'} entailment 7963 Aidan tweeted: '@SP_EnergyPeople are actually going to contact me rather than just apologising via Twitter?' Aidan was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 1994, 'split': 'train'} entailment 7964 Jayvian tweeted: 'Go get it you broke ass bitches. my fault' Jayvian was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 1995, 'split': 'train'} entailment 7965 Jeremiah tweeted: 'The things I see in Bath & Body Works #WorstOutfit Cute #WTF http://t.co/IDqkQmBveA' Jeremiah was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 1996, 'split': 'train'} entailment 7966 Jacob tweeted: 'Seems as if @ProudMaryBoise wants to endorse me on LinkedIn for - any thoughts on this from the #OMCchat crowd?' Jacob was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 1997, 'split': 'train'} entailment 7967 Ileanna tweeted: 'Christmas part two began at my parents house today.Many gifts,mountains of wrapping paper,excited nephew,missing batteries, veggie chilli.' Ileanna was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 1998, 'split': 'train'} entailment 7968 Bethany tweeted: 'You're great at keeping a conversation. .' Bethany was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 1999, 'split': 'train'} entailment 7969 Braylon tweeted: '@UberFacts: Men with shaved heads are perceived as an inch taller and 13% stronger than men with hair. @KOJAK_M' Braylon was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 2000, 'split': 'train'} entailment 7970 Joseph tweeted: '@ReedWilkerson I was tempted but I didn't want to one-up your tats with mine' Joseph was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 2001, 'split': 'train'} entailment 7971 Donovan tweeted: 'Awesome rainy day at the track!! http://t.co/inZFxQcjGU' Donovan was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 2002, 'split': 'train'} entailment 7972 Mckenna tweeted: 'I just love working Sunday's. http://t.co/97bcc557Pi' Mckenna was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 2003, 'split': 'train'} entailment 7973 Paige tweeted: 'burger king hacking (07/13 and 11/13) was the weirdest and funniest, definetely ' Paige was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 2004, 'split': 'train'} entailment 7974 Savannah tweeted: 'Why is it so hard for people to cover their mouth when they cough?? Specially old people! Wtf, isn't it common curtesy? #coveryomouf #nasty' Savannah was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 2005, 'split': 'train'} entailment 7975 Isabell tweeted: 'I don't know how you can love, but also freaking hate someone so much!! :unamused_face:' Isabell was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 2006, 'split': 'train'} entailment 7976 Alexander tweeted: 'Love people that don't act like adults. ' Alexander was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 2007, 'split': 'train'} entailment 7977 Orrin tweeted: 'The spicy cali roll is just cali roll with a dab of sauce on it W T F' Orrin was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 2008, 'split': 'train'} entailment 7978 Daniel tweeted: '@DarkNetNews @Bipartisanism But it's not a time capsule! It' current in time' Daniel was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 2009, 'split': 'train'} entailment 7979 "Analise tweeted: 'Azealia Banks call Iggy ""Igloo Australian""...WOOOW an incredible rapper diss another one '" Analise was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 2010, 'split': 'train'} entailment 7980 Aidan tweeted: 'What do you call a Chinese millionaire?' Aidan was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 2011, 'split': 'train'} entailment 7981 Jocelyne tweeted: 'Customers during Christmas time are SO NICE. ' Jocelyne was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 2012, 'split': 'train'} entailment 7982 Naomi tweeted: 'First day of Christmas shopping tomorrow. Can not wait. ' Naomi was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 2013, 'split': 'train'} entailment 7983 Jace tweeted: '. which is why i've visited #pakistan as many times as i have .. sez @BarackObama ' Jace was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 2014, 'split': 'train'} entailment 7984 Landen tweeted: '@MattHDGamer FUT14 ofc, the corners <3___<3 they where faaaantastic ' Landen was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 2015, 'split': 'train'} entailment 7985 Solomon tweeted: 'Small amount of lads with birds nests' for hair cuts #ha #3allover' Solomon was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 2016, 'split': 'train'} entailment 7986 Anastyn tweeted: 'You keep cops and civilians accountable with body cameras RIP Eric Gardner .Cameras don't keep people accountable , people do' Anastyn was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 2017, 'split': 'train'} entailment 7987 James tweeted: ' is just #one of the many services I offer to #people who ask #stupid questions.' James was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 2018, 'split': 'train'} entailment 7988 Caroline tweeted: 'What an awesome performance by the Choral students @VictoriaArts tonight! They're developing young stars of the future right here in #yeg!' Caroline was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 2019, 'split': 'train'} entailment 7989 Guy tweeted: 'Every parent wants their child to get ahead, help your child with a sponsorship/grant from @TheMMBF #charity' Guy was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 2020, 'split': 'train'} entailment 7990 Brandon tweeted: 'When one ear breaks on your headphones it's so frustrating! #today' Brandon was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 2021, 'split': 'train'} entailment 7991 Brayden tweeted: '@stellabearrr @oliviaboxall sounds like flat 8 are having a wonderful morn!|#HAH #WOTWOT' Brayden was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 2022, 'split': 'train'} entailment 7992 Sofia tweeted: '@daiyafoods tried the pizza tonight we got from @evermancoop down here in #Pensacola. #YUMMY! Great job :-) http://t.co/U5Ao7JVnf2' Sofia was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 2023, 'split': 'train'} entailment 7993 Tyler tweeted: '@BarackObama So that is what happened the ACORN voter fraud people.' Tyler was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 2024, 'split': 'train'} entailment 7994 Eliana tweeted: 'Wow am I glad that I have to cycle through this weather.||' Eliana was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 2025, 'split': 'train'} entailment 7995 "Melina tweeted: '@UGpk yeah in the ""honour"" of the picture those lyrics sketched ... :flushed_face:'" Melina was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 2026, 'split': 'train'} entailment 7996 Dominic tweeted: '3:30am is a great time to learn the male reproductive system. with the biggest and brightest power point slides ever. #biology' Dominic was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 2027, 'split': 'train'} entailment 7997 Hayden tweeted: 'MVP goes to Concordia Wifi. ' Hayden was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 2028, 'split': 'train'} entailment 7998 Sierra tweeted: 'Such a good lie in ' Sierra was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 2029, 'split': 'train'} entailment 7999 Jakob tweeted: 'I can't wait to go to the post office to get bent over with $100 shipping fees to mail my folks' #Christmas gifts to Montana. ' Jakob was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 2030, 'split': 'train'} entailment 8000 Reymond tweeted: 'Can't wait until this weekend is over...then no more Xmas parties!!!!!! #HateSchmoozing' Reymond was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 2031, 'split': 'train'} entailment 8001 Kaedence tweeted: 'The silence in #TimesSquare for #EricGarner last night is only broken by #NYPD siren. , watch on ifussss app. http://t.co/4qJQ9lM07U' Kaedence was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 2032, 'split': 'train'} entailment 8002 Aaliyah tweeted: 'Towing company commuter car being towed. http://t.co/O3NbsLQahp' Aaliyah was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 2033, 'split': 'train'} entailment 8003 Carter tweeted: '@Crystal_SWI it must be a really bad game if a superb comedian like Philly Phil can't squeeze some humor out of it. ' Carter was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 2034, 'split': 'train'} entailment 8004 William tweeted: 'I love when this happens http://t.co/CkMiXBPGAR' William was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 2035, 'split': 'train'} entailment 8005 Mary tweeted: 'LOL..It was an RSS agenda modi bribed UN officals to make yoga day international.. #secularindia #AntiConversionLaw #hypocrites' Mary was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 2036, 'split': 'train'} entailment 8006 Jayden tweeted: 'What am i doing with my life' Jayden was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 2037, 'split': 'train'} entailment 8007 Carlos tweeted: 'I just found out I have a 13th grade education: https://t.co/OujZNnuE96||I must have slept through that entire year ' Carlos was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 2038, 'split': 'train'} entailment 8008 Thaddeus tweeted: '#notcies #eu Keeping deficits down: How successful is the EUs budget-surveillance mechanism? http://t.co/2oRy3l6hiW' Thaddeus was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 2039, 'split': 'train'} entailment 8009 Brooke tweeted: 'These girls can wake up people from the dead! #worth #watching' Brooke was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 2040, 'split': 'train'} entailment 8010 Angie tweeted: '@Gomez_Nei im done with finals thursday that would be nice lol you leave friday at what time? :airplane:๏ธ' Angie was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 2041, 'split': 'train'} entailment 8011 Hector tweeted: '@uovervindelig to the same sex. ' Hector was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 2042, 'split': 'train'} entailment 8012 Maximus tweeted: 'Simply having a wonderful christmas time :D' Maximus was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 2043, 'split': 'train'} entailment 8013 Aaron tweeted: '@ITVDean if aguero is out for a long time, city could buy bony in January!' Aaron was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 2044, 'split': 'train'} entailment 8014 Mayte tweeted: 'I'm happy with the two hours of sleep I got last night :weary_face:' Mayte was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 2045, 'split': 'train'} entailment 8015 Shaylee tweeted: 'The secret of #change is to focus all your energy, not on fighting the old, but on building the new. ~Source Unknown|#Quotes|#QvAW' Shaylee was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 2046, 'split': 'train'} entailment 8016 Jose tweeted: '3rdeye Brand Has Designed The Accessory For Your Easy To Carry And Comfortable http://t.co/tvkHUmWaGZ' Jose was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 2047, 'split': 'train'} entailment 8017 Brooke tweeted: '@TorteDeLini I'll check it out. :-)' Brooke was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 2048, 'split': 'train'} entailment 8018 Tyler tweeted: 'Last day of sewing selfie! #fashionmajor #rough #sewing #weresogood @_erikarose http://t.co/YmThYUCcjd' Tyler was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 2049, 'split': 'train'} entailment 8019 Christina tweeted: 'If BJPee hv balls ,do dare to lift ristrictions 2mro ahead of Modi's #Kashmir visit,Kashmiris wl show u how much thy love #Modi.|' Christina was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 2050, 'split': 'train'} entailment 8020 Angelo tweeted: 'She's got something you just can't trust|It's something mysterious....' Angelo was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 2051, 'split': 'train'} entailment 8021 "Gavino tweeted: '@SusanCarlson111 If it's a ""Blue Ribbon Panel"", then it will be all good. '" Gavino was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 2052, 'split': 'train'} entailment 8022 Dylan tweeted: '#Indonesia -- #Four #large #parts of #crashed #AirAsia #jet #found #on #sea #floor. http://t.co/X25ajY5qiZ via @reuters' Dylan was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 2053, 'split': 'train'} entailment 8023 Timofey tweeted: '@DSzymborski @Swydan Paul believes Rubby, Webster, Kelly, etc. are bad players based on '15 projections. I believe in their upside.' Timofey was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 2054, 'split': 'train'} entailment 8024 Ameris tweeted: '@KimKardashian cropped her own child out of her picture. #motheroftheyear http://t.co/fLEYWkFyZQ' Ameris was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 2055, 'split': 'train'} entailment 8025 Jaime tweeted: '!!! RT @JeremyClarkson: Of all the places to get stuck in a traffic jam http://t.co/N2AX0wjH1k' Jaime was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 2056, 'split': 'train'} entailment 8026 Aidan tweeted: 'Oh yess Dean Smith is ref on the plus side we have thompson #improved' Aidan was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 2057, 'split': 'train'} entailment 8027 Kmarion tweeted: 'Dark grass does rustle. www.MonsterMMORPG. com #brakiest by #MonsterMMORPG #mt121 http://t.co/Zca7uXxhRH' Kmarion was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 2058, 'split': 'train'} entailment 8028 Zachary tweeted: 'What I did for my food at the Spanish party! http://t.co/Pl1u0qyyyI' Zachary was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 2059, 'split': 'train'} entailment 8029 Lucas tweeted: '@Eskom_SA street lights on during the day in Clayville, Olifantsfontein. This should not be happening with #loadshedding problems. -on' Lucas was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 2060, 'split': 'train'} entailment 8030 Joseph tweeted: '@tweetkumud we are here to fight endlessly and change the system, atleast I am not going anywhere irrespective of result #AK4Delhi' Joseph was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 2061, 'split': 'train'} entailment 8031 Patricia tweeted: 'Next day makeup just looks so hawt :kiss_mark: ' Patricia was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 2062, 'split': 'train'} entailment 8032 Gabriel tweeted: 'The good thing about college is that you're not asked to do evens or odds or even the back page of your worksheet. ' Gabriel was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 2063, 'split': 'train'} entailment 8033 Mikayla tweeted: 'A great day is one in which it's pouring rain and you walk out of your apartment without your car or apartment keys. ' Mikayla was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 2064, 'split': 'train'} entailment 8034 Brogan tweeted: '@leannrimes yep, the family of #EricGarner is feeling really joyful right now... #BlackLivesMatter #ShutItDown' Brogan was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 2065, 'split': 'train'} entailment 8035 Michael tweeted: 'they don't sing live, but they sure are hella good looking #smh' Michael was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 2066, 'split': 'train'} entailment 8036 Daryl tweeted: 'Nosebleeds in the morning are my favorite ' Daryl was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 2067, 'split': 'train'} entailment 8037 Santiago tweeted: '#late night #shopping #bullringbirmingham #sunglasses really? Lol :grinning_face_with_smiling_eyes: #sayyes she says xxx http://t.co/YsuyjqS8dr' Santiago was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 2068, 'split': 'train'} entailment 8038 Ryan tweeted: '@UberStaub this is not real life. believe me.' Ryan was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 2069, 'split': 'train'} entailment 8039 Chayce tweeted: '@NorpolFootball I hardly think @ntfc give a shite about the fans tbh' Chayce was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 2070, 'split': 'train'} entailment 8040 Melvin tweeted: 'Watch the wog head I will have after Christmas then #last #hair #cut #for #christmas' Melvin was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 2071, 'split': 'train'} entailment 8041 Madelyn tweeted: 'Today should be fun ' Madelyn was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 2072, 'split': 'train'} entailment 8042 Christian tweeted: '@myrakhan you won't get a source other than ISPR :| ' Christian was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 2073, 'split': 'train'} entailment 8043 Daniel tweeted: '@NordstromYYC Thanks. I'll have to check out another store in Calgary.' Daniel was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 2074, 'split': 'train'} entailment 8044 John tweeted: 'you is very much right my brother when I am done I still will not have a car, and when I am done praising Allah I to will still (1/2)' John was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 2075, 'split': 'train'} entailment 8045 Kasim tweeted: 'One day is day..lemme console myself with blunt' Kasim was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 2076, 'split': 'train'} entailment 8046 Angel tweeted: '@ZachSellsMagic I thought all people did for the holiday was to stream holiday cube all day?!?! ' Angel was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 2077, 'split': 'train'} entailment 8047 Tobias tweeted: 'This 'legendary' anfield European cup atmosphere is great hey! ;-) ' Tobias was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 2078, 'split': 'train'} entailment 8048 Luke tweeted: 'Did #lyntoncrosby invent #CameronMustGo ? Puerile attacks on @Ed_Miliband in RW press provoked #webackEd which led to #CameronMustGo ' Luke was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 2079, 'split': 'train'} entailment 8049 Johnathan tweeted: '@SuchaFucknLadee @joeljen10 you do not afford the same treatment to PO's .Goes both ways.' Johnathan was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 2080, 'split': 'train'} entailment 8050 William tweeted: 'On page 35 of 357 of Hogfather, by Terry Pratchett http://t.co/k1u72J9FgF' William was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 2081, 'split': 'train'} entailment 8051 Arius tweeted: '@benmaller public hammering the Steelers all week. Juicy.' Arius was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 2082, 'split': 'train'} entailment 8052 Konnor tweeted: 'i do occupy rent free space in his cranial cavity LOL @MrNickking13' Konnor was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 2083, 'split': 'train'} entailment 8053 "Elliette tweeted: '@Fox5Wagner: In fight over overtime for Firefighters, DC viewed ruling from control board as permanent"" but appeals court says no."" #fb'" Elliette was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 2084, 'split': 'train'} entailment 8054 Mark tweeted: 'That was a great 3 hours of sleep ' Mark was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 2085, 'split': 'train'} entailment 8055 Benjamin tweeted: 'Anamorphosis:placing objects so that viewed from a certain angle they create an image. |By French artist Bernard Pras http://t.co/3EQo36OVUw' Benjamin was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 2086, 'split': 'train'} entailment 8056 Tristyn tweeted: '@Sahelanth @QuerierNew @hudds1 because as long as she's a victim she'll have white knights trying to save that damsel in distress. ' Tristyn was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 2087, 'split': 'train'} entailment 8057 Skarlett tweeted: 'Are sororities upset that their sisters are making their organizations look bad or that the world sees how some of them act?#SororitySisters' Skarlett was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 2088, 'split': 'train'} entailment 8058 Victor tweeted: 'Mid speech @ Christmas Lacrosse Ball #flattering @ Grand Cafe http://t.co/Uu7yeqDfV5' Victor was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 2089, 'split': 'train'} entailment 8059 Angel tweeted: 'Coin ! LeCoinCanard: Coin ! LeCoinCanard: Coin ! LeCoinCanard: Coin ! deanbcfc: WasAlRahman this is a question I ask myself everyday ...' Angel was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 2090, 'split': 'train'} entailment 8060 Michael tweeted: 'A decent Christmas party for a change, and an added bonus of not missing the last train for a change!' Michael was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 2091, 'split': 'train'} entailment 8061 Tyler tweeted: 'Love the fact I'm sick on my birthday ' Tyler was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 2092, 'split': 'train'} entailment 8062 Noah tweeted: 'I'm knitting a scarf. Yes. Knitting. A scarf. Because manual dexterity and I like knitting. Problems?' Noah was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 2093, 'split': 'train'} entailment 8063 Justin tweeted: 'Well you just have to look... Don't you ?? #wrestling #SportsEntertainment #wwe #raw or #smackdown #co... https://t.co/FTCvaJyULT' Justin was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 2094, 'split': 'train'} entailment 8064 Carter tweeted: '@mediumvillain @deray blacks aren't elite enough to die in hospitals remember? That's only reserved for when police are in casualties...' Carter was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 2095, 'split': 'train'} entailment 8065 Aden tweeted: '@SerJeyms: This year's class picture is so awesome. Really awesome! :fisted_hand_sign: hahahahaha :face_with_tears_of_joy:' Aden was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 2096, 'split': 'train'} entailment 8066 Lauryn tweeted: 'Am I surprised that my coworker is not going to show up today? #Flurries' Lauryn was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 2097, 'split': 'train'} entailment 8067 Colden tweeted: 'https://t.co/q3Oaw29oGV I forked node! Get ready for the future. (Where's my interviews) ' Colden was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 2098, 'split': 'train'} entailment 8068 Kyron tweeted: '@DejanLovrenLFC6 your #ambition is #amazing. #saintsfc enjoy exit from #ChampionsLeague' Kyron was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 2099, 'split': 'train'} entailment 8069 Adanya tweeted: 'maybe i should delete my facebook tab- cause then i'd probably get more stuff done and be less distracted' Adanya was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 2100, 'split': 'train'} entailment 8070 Lourdes tweeted: 'Really don't wanna get ahead of myself but I can see the light at the end of the tunnel now #Rangers' Lourdes was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 2101, 'split': 'train'} entailment 8071 "Kathryn tweeted: 'Also the only verb that I forgot was ""to forget"" '" Kathryn was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 2102, 'split': 'train'} entailment 8072 Katelynn tweeted: '@DrunkVinodMehta If #BJP joins with PDP, then CM will be of PDP. Only way to have a #HINDU #CM is to take support of Abdullah family ' Katelynn was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 2103, 'split': 'train'} entailment 8073 Kyle tweeted: '@thismamatweets will tweet you when I've got it back up and running.' Kyle was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 2104, 'split': 'train'} entailment 8074 Jaxton tweeted: 'Ay after 2 hours nareceive ko rin yung message haha thanks globe ' Jaxton was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 2105, 'split': 'train'} entailment 8075 Sydney tweeted: '@F1NTFC @FlamingGrillPub @ntfc @SaintsRugby What's the prices like?' Sydney was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 2106, 'split': 'train'} entailment 8076 Saanvi tweeted: 'That #moment when you don't wanna tell that person you been fuckin someone else.. Cause they might go fuck some else LOL o.O' #truth ' Saanvi was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 2107, 'split': 'train'} entailment 8077 Khloe tweeted: 'Sooooooo the #Bears will be looking for an offensive coordinator as well. This bodes well for next season. #whatamess' Khloe was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 2108, 'split': 'train'} entailment 8078 Millena tweeted: 'Any Hindu who tries to defend his religion is a Communal. #Gharwapsi' Millena was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 2109, 'split': 'train'} entailment 8079 Viola tweeted: 'Meh...i don't think I'm a suit person.|~ Neil Caffrey||#TvQuotes|#WhiteCollar' Viola was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 2110, 'split': 'train'} entailment 8080 Brandon tweeted: 'Cramming 200+ psych pages into my brain even though we learnt that cramming isn't effective ' Brandon was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 2111, 'split': 'train'} entailment 8081 Lucia tweeted: 'I love dating shows ! My favourite is Strictly come dancing, so good when it works out for them ! ' Lucia was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 2112, 'split': 'train'} entailment 8082 "Cameron tweeted: ' ""@BarakRavid: BREAKING: PM Netanyahu slams EU countries: ""The Europeans are hypocrites that learned nothing from the holocaust""""'" Cameron was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 2113, 'split': 'train'} entailment 8083 Alayiah tweeted: 'Cooper's been busy today http://t.co/StCUsUTr0u' Alayiah was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 2114, 'split': 'train'} entailment 8084 Arya tweeted: 'Merry Christmas love Instagram http://t.co/CcfhdT73wH :face_with_tears_of_joy: #gifts #spam' Arya was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 2115, 'split': 'train'} entailment 8085 Lila tweeted: 'I love when I write a tweet wrong. :smiling_face_with_smiling_eyes: ' Lila was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 2116, 'split': 'train'} entailment 8086 Hattie tweeted: 'Thechicago firehouse restaurant goes up in flames. #chicago #fire #cfd #workingpress #cbs #wbbm... http://t.co/H7VwVUry8P' Hattie was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 2117, 'split': 'train'} entailment 8087 Barbara tweeted: 'Nailed it #yesimreadingthisbook #catsofinstagram #catstagram #ilovemycat #pawproject... http://t.co/Wg8DSZD06G' Barbara was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 2118, 'split': 'train'} entailment 8088 Cooper tweeted: 'We prefer to lose the derby vs #SuC and fight for Ligna trophy. ' Cooper was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 2119, 'split': 'train'} entailment 8089 Jesus tweeted: '@talkhoops I got manually retweeted by Zach Harper. #internetcelebrity' Jesus was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 2120, 'split': 'train'} entailment 8090 Heriberto tweeted: 'Thank you @EmmeRylan for live tweeting my morning ' Heriberto was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 2121, 'split': 'train'} entailment 8091 Lorelei tweeted: '@MeraDharm @Swamy39 You do look a die hard fan of his ' Lorelei was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 2122, 'split': 'train'} entailment 8092 Jonathan tweeted: 'Happy stfx day! Lost my #Xring in '12. It was found 2 mo's later glistening on the 18th green of Lost Creek Golf Club. #xringmiracle ' Jonathan was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 2123, 'split': 'train'} entailment 8093 James tweeted: '@CameronJohnso23 so pissed at 2K rn..' James was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 2124, 'split': 'train'} entailment 8094 Ayden tweeted: '@kimoen_peter ___ I love that Song <3' Ayden was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 2125, 'split': 'train'} entailment 8095 Ethan tweeted: '@westendproducer @WhatsOnStage In a musical, the music department is quite unimportant. #umitsaMUSICAL' Ethan was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 2126, 'split': 'train'} entailment 8096 Seth tweeted: 'Love coming to school knowing I have tests all day ' Seth was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 2127, 'split': 'train'} entailment 8097 Dallyce tweeted: 'Long time no see #long#along#time#times#no#see#me#you#i#your#say#hi#hello#want#wanna#to#meet @... http://t.co/qqQCi3faXa' Dallyce was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 2128, 'split': 'train'} entailment 8098 Eli tweeted: '@avaskoog Caffeine free coffee? Yeah, I'll have that next time I have a slice of sugar-free cheesecake... :P' Eli was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 2129, 'split': 'train'} entailment 8099 Austin tweeted: 'In desperate need of training partner(s) with the knowledge and insight of the infamous @StevePulcinella. Candidates apply within.' Austin was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 2130, 'split': 'train'} entailment 8100 Draven tweeted: '*looks at blackboard*|*calls life alert*|Help my grades have fallen and they can't get up' Draven was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 2131, 'split': 'train'} entailment 8101 Ada tweeted: 'I tweeted about how dangerous Glasgow is, and a Glaswegian party venue followed me. #win ' Ada was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 2132, 'split': 'train'} entailment 8102 Cameron tweeted: 'because learning for the finals is fucking amazing. ' Cameron was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 2133, 'split': 'train'} entailment 8103 Alajah tweeted: '@Tbose_BestT People who are drinking and driving now please' Alajah was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 2134, 'split': 'train'} entailment 8104 Robert tweeted: '@EnduroFergus No! I rarely drink at all. Got a stomach bug :-(' Robert was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 2135, 'split': 'train'} entailment 8105 Jenae tweeted: 'Some guy chattin shit to me on the bus saying I look like snoop dogg #KMT #again' Jenae was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 2136, 'split': 'train'} entailment 8106 Amya tweeted: '.@allanhawco Finally had a chance to watch Doyle finale. Thanks for 6 great seasons. Yes, I cried at the end...' Amya was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 2137, 'split': 'train'} entailment 8107 Samantha tweeted: 'People who lie to me really help with my trust issues #twittereantaboutlife' Samantha was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 2138, 'split': 'train'} entailment 8108 Paige tweeted: 'H3N2 = Hospital Hard on #badincentives #flu #healthcare #finance #SPS' Paige was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 2139, 'split': 'train'} entailment 8109 Diego tweeted: 'I cared for 8 seconds, then I got distracted. :face_with_tears_of_joy: ' Diego was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 2140, 'split': 'train'} entailment 8110 Alexander tweeted: 'Explosions! Nicely done. Apparently, the Joker & I have a lot in common. That's...disconcerting. http://t.co/mRRqCWOAms #Batman #StarTrek' Alexander was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 2141, 'split': 'train'} entailment 8111 Roman tweeted: 'Session at the local #1stPhoto #rektek #bmx #lookMamNoHands #flying #fallingWithStyle http://t.co/TCx5cO9uPx' Roman was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 2142, 'split': 'train'} entailment 8112 Noelle tweeted: 'Jesus. I am watching too much #TheNewsroom... Look at me getting all #SonyHack sermonising... ' Noelle was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 2143, 'split': 'train'} entailment 8113 Jimena tweeted: 'Nose is stuffed.Awesome. ' Jimena was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 2144, 'split': 'train'} entailment 8114 Abraham tweeted: '@Suuzeeen Grabe! Affordable na Affordable ' Abraham was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 2145, 'split': 'train'} entailment 8115 Gibson tweeted: '@ajmaljami no, not negation. Sometimes, peace is achieved in a way that you accept to be content by a constant searing.' Gibson was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 2146, 'split': 'train'} entailment 8116 Nyla tweeted: 'Perty sunrise #fs100 timelapse of the mountain http://t.co/vy2BcAMSYA' Nyla was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 2147, 'split': 'train'} entailment 8117 Markus tweeted: 'Well it's always a good time losing at the Bay... @lylestor11 @Lampi626 @bubbs11214' Markus was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 2148, 'split': 'train'} entailment 8118 Jacob tweeted: 'I promote #EDM why would I add jazz? Some ppl will do anything 2b popular #SoObvious #WTF #AttentionWhore #keepitreal http://t.co/p3IVORI8k3' Jacob was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 2149, 'split': 'train'} entailment 8119 Jenifer tweeted: '@jowrotethis wow, Rickman really looks a lot different with blond hair.' Jenifer was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 2150, 'split': 'train'} entailment 8120 "Genevie tweeted: 'My grandma tells me she made raviolis to eat.. You know I yelled back ""fuck you I don't want no ravioli nigga!!!""'" Genevie was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 2151, 'split': 'train'} entailment 8121 "Keimora tweeted: '@LibyaLiberty @LinesnCircles you can't reason with someone with a bio as moronic as his. ""So should everyone else"" #SoDemocratic '" Keimora was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 2152, 'split': 'train'} entailment 8122 Hudson tweeted: 'So excited for a whole new episode RHOA love this show!!!!!' Hudson was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 2153, 'split': 'train'} entailment 8123 Quinn tweeted: '#take#a#deep#breath#it's#just#a#bad#day#a#bad#life http://t.co/YmnLzTNkpy' Quinn was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 2154, 'split': 'train'} entailment 8124 Willie tweeted: 'Munro's facial expression is my facial expression right now:face_with_tears_of_joy::face_with_tears_of_joy: #But #I'm #giving #up #on... http://t.co/ZINla0rapI' Willie was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 2155, 'split': 'train'} entailment 8125 "Gage tweeted: '@adamclanton,@LanceZierlein,wait..your followup to Ferguson/stereotyping talk is audio about a kid who wants to do ""hood-rat"" stuff? '" Gage was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 2156, 'split': 'train'} entailment 8126 Grabiel tweeted: ' to be an Ass but ohh Yeaa!!!! http://t.co/sf8jM2zpFD' Grabiel was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 2157, 'split': 'train'} entailment 8127 Leo tweeted: 'I'M NOT GONNA ASK YOU FOR FOLLOWING. Your own decision.' Leo was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 2158, 'split': 'train'} entailment 8128 Carlos tweeted: '@dep_fm I think that was the joke. ' Carlos was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 2159, 'split': 'train'} entailment 8129 Calloway tweeted: 'It could be a Jihadist ?Hello!! It is Jihadist's Radical Islamists! TERRORISTS!|#sydneysiege #Daesh' Calloway was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 2160, 'split': 'train'} entailment 8130 Moshe tweeted: '@MericaMcFreedom @Salon Because Bill makes too much money making speeches now and he's so honest :) ' Moshe was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 2161, 'split': 'train'} entailment 8131 Audrina tweeted: 'Well today has just started off great. ' Audrina was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 2162, 'split': 'train'} entailment 8132 Steven tweeted: 'Just a friendly reminder! #motto #advice #you #are #defined #by #your #past http://t.co/Wmpp8Iy3gW' Steven was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 2163, 'split': 'train'} entailment 8133 Janett tweeted: 'Aren't you just loving the snow? #Stockport http://t.co/JhG0LxAun5' Janett was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 2164, 'split': 'train'} entailment 8134 James tweeted: 'go subscribe @BoutItMen on youtube https://t.co/w0lhyDAexl for good music' James was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 2165, 'split': 'train'} entailment 8135 Maddox tweeted: 'When that bish defollows you #disney #belle #MoreFollowersPlease http://t.co/i549jbbPLK' Maddox was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 2166, 'split': 'train'} entailment 8136 Luke tweeted: '@BBCScotWeather |Horrible day in Cambuslang! very Christmasy http://t.co/Vpni2l2CJZ' Luke was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 2167, 'split': 'train'} entailment 8137 Breanna tweeted: '@Giants ooooo touching myself to ODB he is the greatest Giants player to ever play the game... Screw that the best player ever!! ' Breanna was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 2168, 'split': 'train'} entailment 8138 Roseanna tweeted: 'SHAME ON JACKSONVILLE #JAGS AND #SHADKHAN. http://t.co/XyOZLexZnU -Do you think that #Police phobic #stooges l... http://t.co/B4yDmPoPmX' Roseanna was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 2169, 'split': 'train'} entailment 8139 Madilynn tweeted: 'At http://t.co/mjC7vaiyE0 -- The sun finally decided to play #beastside #tahiti http://t.co/BiImkrtTn4' Madilynn was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 2170, 'split': 'train'} entailment 8140 Julianna tweeted: '@TBLightningFeed @RawCharge I sure hope ev1 vaccinations are up to date! #GoBolts @BoltsByTheBay @TBLightning @ThunderBugTBL' Julianna was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 2171, 'split': 'train'} entailment 8141 Harrison tweeted: 'So which beauty's can get me some followers then:speak-no-evil_monkey:' Harrison was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 2172, 'split': 'train'} entailment 8142 Fiona tweeted: 'Just booked me and my back a massage with @sharna_woodcock @back_physio hopefully stop it groaning over crimbo :thumbs_up_sign::father_christmas::wrapped_present::father_christmas:' Fiona was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 2173, 'split': 'train'} entailment 8143 Dylan tweeted: 'I can be mad at you for a matter of 15 min then I can't stand not talking to you.' Dylan was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 2174, 'split': 'train'} entailment 8144 Dominic tweeted: 'Always forget how good the F.E.A.R is by Ian Brown :headphone: #singingoutloud #TUNE' Dominic was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 2175, 'split': 'train'} entailment 8145 Kaitlyn tweeted: '@DEvanAltman was completely sensationalized. Inferring that Cubs weren't serious about winning until Wednesday is a joke.' Kaitlyn was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 2176, 'split': 'train'} entailment 8146 Cayden tweeted: 'So excited for the Christmas party with the snobby side of my fammm ' Cayden was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 2177, 'split': 'train'} entailment 8147 Nathaniel tweeted: '@billisFPS @BFBulletin ikr!! This is not a true Battlefield game! :/|.|.|.|.||' Nathaniel was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 2178, 'split': 'train'} entailment 8148 "Timothy tweeted: '@LouisFarrakhan How do you propose to determine ""sides""? I have both black and white family members. #racewar #LoveNotWar'" Timothy was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 2179, 'split': 'train'} entailment 8149 Kyle tweeted: 'okay back to studying for math final' Kyle was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 2180, 'split': 'train'} entailment 8150 "Aiden tweeted: '@Anajbbyy yesss! What makes it worse is when they look gorgeous and say ""I just got my face beat!"" Wtf? #Contradiction'" Aiden was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 2181, 'split': 'train'} entailment 8151 Vernon tweeted: 'Jack doesn't understand twitter. Thoughts?' Vernon was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 2182, 'split': 'train'} entailment 8152 Adrianna tweeted: '[Alaska #HipHop] Flowtronics: What's This World Coming To (Rizzle P, Boone Pratt, Token R...: http://t.co/LHsCMXRXNv via> @BoonePratt' Adrianna was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 2183, 'split': 'train'} entailment 8153 Juan tweeted: '@sammiecurtis_ oh man. You will have to get everyone singing ready for when I'm in :face_with_tears_of_joy:' Juan was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 2184, 'split': 'train'} entailment 8154 William tweeted: 'Happy holidays from me and my boy Carl #lrs #holiday #party :smirking_face::smiling_face_with_sunglasses::smiling_face_with_sunglasses::christmas_tree::christmas_tree: http://t.co/kzv9XGLWoz' William was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 2185, 'split': 'train'} entailment 8155 Ilia tweeted: 'Thank you @angiegalifas for these amazing candles from the new series of @victoriassecret #atmosphere... http://t.co/JOhwVxVH0b' Ilia was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 2186, 'split': 'train'} entailment 8156 Kean tweeted: 'Dissecting a rat first period is a great start to the day :mouse:' Kean was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 2187, 'split': 'train'} entailment 8157 Landon tweeted: 'buzzing for school on monday.. ' Landon was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 2188, 'split': 'train'} entailment 8158 Lex tweeted: '@JamaicaVaper @Hifistud @OutFrontCNN @CNN This has been my point all along, that TC is proving to be #ecigs best advertiser to teens. ' Lex was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 2189, 'split': 'train'} entailment 8159 Patricia tweeted: '@Katerintree obvi because every Jesuit is a heretic :information_desk_person:' Patricia was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 2190, 'split': 'train'} entailment 8160 Jibril tweeted: 'It's so much fun to drive a front wheel drive car in the snow ' Jibril was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 2191, 'split': 'train'} entailment 8161 Cameron tweeted: '@AK_aka_Amazing Aah yes rajneesh saab lol controversial figure he was' Cameron was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 2192, 'split': 'train'} entailment 8162 Rickie tweeted: 'Nowadays you can be everything somebody ever wanted and still get played** mxm men all' Rickie was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 2193, 'split': 'train'} entailment 8163 Wyatt tweeted: 'Drinking an Imperial IPA (2014-) by @GreenFlashBeer - http://t.co/IlJkEldUk4 #photo' Wyatt was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 2194, 'split': 'train'} entailment 8164 Penelope tweeted: 'Lunch today. #fakelobster #lifestyleoftherichandfamous #worldofswede http://t.co/a2ix7q4emC' Penelope was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 2195, 'split': 'train'} entailment 8165 "Mirah tweeted: ' ""@LabourEoin Few politicians get importance of Patient Dignity & right to die http://t.co/adKIDKNpID""'" Mirah was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 2196, 'split': 'train'} entailment 8166 Annaliz tweeted: '#ff By ideiasdebolosdocesedelicias. Such a different twist to the regular #frozen cakes :) We love this one! ... http://t.co/WSuhWFyhUC' Annaliz was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 2197, 'split': 'train'} entailment 8167 Jacob tweeted: '@torrentfreak We should monitor them... ' Jacob was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 2198, 'split': 'train'} entailment 8168 Benjamin tweeted: '@MistressBitchIn a Woman that puts a man in irons supports the irons!!! ' Benjamin was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 2199, 'split': 'train'} entailment 8169 Norman tweeted: 'Filmmaker and writer Nicole Franklin is on Twitter @Nicoleedits. Pls follow. #EConvo #Film #Director' Norman was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 2200, 'split': 'train'} entailment 8170 Siani tweeted: '@cozmando He'd be a perfect fit... or Beachy/Medlen.' Siani was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 2201, 'split': 'train'} entailment 8171 Jacob tweeted: '@Funny_Truth: Substitute For Chicken Nuggets http://t.co/jeja9wJYKu uhm no thanks' Jacob was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 2202, 'split': 'train'} entailment 8172 Bentley tweeted: '@BillfromBendigo I'll just wait here :) :) :)' Bentley was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 2203, 'split': 'train'} entailment 8173 Conner tweeted: 'Work done, gym done, steak for tea and Friday tomorrow #woohoo :smiling_face_with_open_mouth::thumbs_up_sign:' Conner was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 2204, 'split': 'train'} entailment 8174 Lanae tweeted: '@mattyzee It's ok...thanks for telling me. Passed the idea on to a sydney friend :)' Lanae was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 2205, 'split': 'train'} entailment 8175 Noah tweeted: 'Eeeek cinema date with the boo this weekend:see-no-evil_monkey::two_hearts:' Noah was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 2206, 'split': 'train'} entailment 8176 Rylen tweeted: 'to have a highway clean up section of highway. people expressed their freedom of speech @Steven_Swenson @ZombieTacTeam @Anan_VII' Rylen was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 2207, 'split': 'train'} entailment 8177 Ryan tweeted: '#Ukraine's #President to #meet #Russian, #French, #German #leaders, #rules #out #offensive. http://t.co/6NdWMkAliM via @reuters' Ryan was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 2208, 'split': 'train'} entailment 8178 Charlotte tweeted: 'I've definitely caught my sisters flu. Feeling a chesty cough brewing and it's the best start to the week. TGIM ' Charlotte was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 2209, 'split': 'train'} entailment 8179 David tweeted: 'Air Passenger Duty for under 12s to be abolished. AT LAST! Something to help the homeless and impoverished! #AutumnStatement ' David was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 2210, 'split': 'train'} entailment 8180 Liany tweeted: 'I always forget that many #activists and #radicals who are most earnest look back fondly to 1918 and 1793, not 1848 or 1789. #classwar' Liany was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 2211, 'split': 'train'} entailment 8181 Aaron tweeted: '@nasa ooh I can probably watch a replay or the #orion launch at some point? Oh wonderful. That's sooo exciting #nothanks' Aaron was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 2212, 'split': 'train'} entailment 8182 Khloe tweeted: 'Love the fact that are school smells like a sewer. :face_with_medical_mask::face_with_medical_mask::face_with_medical_mask::face_with_medical_mask:' Khloe was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 2213, 'split': 'train'} entailment 8183 Corinne tweeted: '@jpanimages Is it on display at any given time at Ryerson?' Corinne was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 2214, 'split': 'train'} entailment 8184 Yaretzi tweeted: 'day 3 : sun|but it's not sunny today :cloud:|#DecemberPhotoChallenge #france #sun #or #today #day3... http://t.co/3VwAoBdXQM' Yaretzi was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 2215, 'split': 'train'} entailment 8185 Preslie tweeted: '#JeremyNortham there, insulting Piano's and songs. Shut the fuck up man. Bet you thought you were #epic.... #GosfordPark.' Preslie was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 2216, 'split': 'train'} entailment 8186 Emilio tweeted: 'just exactly how I wanted to start my day!!! #shitty' Emilio was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 2217, 'split': 'train'} entailment 8187 Derek tweeted: '@mobyhump :)) thank you so much. Such a generous display of kindness from your side.' Derek was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 2218, 'split': 'train'} entailment 8188 Alitzel tweeted: 'When u callin I'm tappin lol sorry' Alitzel was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 2219, 'split': 'train'} entailment 8189 Brayden tweeted: 'I know for a fact Sam is not gonna be in school today and that really is just the cherry on top of a perfect monday. ' Brayden was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 2220, 'split': 'train'} entailment 8190 Lucero tweeted: 'It's a Christmas miracle!|| http://t.co/3X7cxklIPu' Lucero was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 2221, 'split': 'train'} entailment 8191 Isaiah tweeted: 'work should be fun today :unamused_face:' Isaiah was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 2222, 'split': 'train'} entailment 8192 Iyani tweeted: 'the that the #euphemism #CoerciveControl was #coined by a #MAN but is now #lovingly #appropriated by the #radical #feminist #agenda' Iyani was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 2223, 'split': 'train'} entailment 8193 Nora tweeted: 'My bed time stories are awesome #theyllgiveyounightmares #ohwell #youaskedforit' Nora was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 2224, 'split': 'train'} entailment 8194 Zachary tweeted: 'thankful our stat teacher is dropping the lowest quiz @cupofjavi #lifesaved ' Zachary was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 2225, 'split': 'train'} entailment 8195 Tahira tweeted: 'This sounds like loads of fun... Snow, freezing drizzle, rain, 110km/h winds... http://t.co/FEa4pvMWLc' Tahira was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 2226, 'split': 'train'} entailment 8196 Bridgette tweeted: '@HarryS64 @Dale_Harris14 @rioferdy5 Well done. You have more Twitter followers than me. You have succeeded in life ' Bridgette was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 2227, 'split': 'train'} entailment 8197 John tweeted: 'Still up at 4 , work at 11 is gonna be prime ' John was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 2228, 'split': 'train'} entailment 8198 Augustus tweeted: '@Iron_Spike RT @randal_olson: Baby name . #dataviz||Source: http://t.co/jCRsUrSVlD http://t.co/bcVZIGFNks' Augustus was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 2229, 'split': 'train'} entailment 8199 Tomasz tweeted: 'Let's just not pretend for once. .' Tomasz was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 2230, 'split': 'train'} entailment 8200 Jose tweeted: 'What is the most important thing that you should do today? -- Breathe. http://t.co/Xp3nNJQMHW' Jose was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 2231, 'split': 'train'} entailment 8201 Erick tweeted: 'Just seen 3 bikes on bikes. ' Erick was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 2232, 'split': 'train'} entailment 8202 Nicholas tweeted: '@PeterEgan6 Happy Christmas to you + yours. May 2015 bring good health, happiness, every success and all you wish yourselves.' Nicholas was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 2233, 'split': 'train'} entailment 8203 Ellen tweeted: 'I love being on hold. Especially when the music is so great. ' Ellen was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 2234, 'split': 'train'} entailment 8204 Katy tweeted: 'Peshawar school massacre: Pak must know their greater enemy is terrorism, not India.#Peshawarattack' Katy was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 2235, 'split': 'train'} entailment 8205 Parker tweeted: 'Of course one of my lecturers happened to be at the bar/restaurant we are at for my birthday meal...' Parker was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 2236, 'split': 'train'} entailment 8206 Miles tweeted: '@DlSCORD @FoxNews Hates his anti-American/anti-Constitution policies and actions. Fixed it for you.' Miles was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 2237, 'split': 'train'} entailment 8207 Ari tweeted: 'Guess its just me, brett and my mom this year. Gotta love my family! ' Ari was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 2238, 'split': 'train'} entailment 8208 Kallie tweeted: '@HaadeaP the word itself is a mockery .... Bae ...like abey :persevering_face:' Kallie was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 2239, 'split': 'train'} entailment 8209 Waylon tweeted: '@SR_Duncan I think you should go get checked out' Waylon was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 2240, 'split': 'train'} entailment 8210 Allisson tweeted: '@farinhaaaaaa becauseeee I miss youu coffee later?' Allisson was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 2241, 'split': 'train'} entailment 8211 Mattie tweeted: '@vikramchandra @ndtv #IndiawithPakistan but it can never be other way round ' Mattie was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 2242, 'split': 'train'} entailment 8212 Saniyah tweeted: 'http://t.co/yvziKeKAvT #TeenAnalCasting #She She sucked me dry!' Saniyah was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 2243, 'split': 'train'} entailment 8213 Matias tweeted: 'And it's freezing, yay! http://t.co/McQJBgNY1E' Matias was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 2244, 'split': 'train'} entailment 8214 Jamari tweeted: 'Backs killing me today :grimacing_face: #tramadol' Jamari was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 2245, 'split': 'train'} entailment 8215 Christopher tweeted: 'I need a misadventure form because I broke my hand practising and rewriting this english essay 500 times ' Christopher was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 2246, 'split': 'train'} entailment 8216 James tweeted: '2AM on Christmas Day, and we're heating up Pizza and Breadsticks. #theboysarebackintown http://t.co/4PNPfk28LZ' James was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 2247, 'split': 'train'} entailment 8217 Donovan tweeted: 'Beautiful day ' Donovan was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 2248, 'split': 'train'} entailment 8218 Naomi tweeted: '#NYPD did comment 4 this or provide its own internal #statistics w/|:police_car: involved :skull:s & the info has not been given 2 the FBI since 2006.' Naomi was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 2249, 'split': 'train'} entailment 8219 Thane tweeted: 'Those mini naps I had all night between sneezing, coughing and blowing my nose were super restful. #fluday4' Thane was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 2250, 'split': 'train'} entailment 8220 Kasandra tweeted: '#kimk dress style!!! @love s it or ? #balenciaga #kimkardashianwest #kimkardashian #vestito #moda #2014 #go... http://t.co/pS7ynPlSjE' Kasandra was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 2251, 'split': 'train'} entailment 8221 Alexander tweeted: '@garciasn @BringMeTheNews aren't most legislators' list of legislative accomplisments the past 8 years short?' Alexander was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 2252, 'split': 'train'} entailment 8222 Samuel tweeted: '@dukeblueplanet @CoachKaman The number 2 play was awesome. ' Samuel was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 2253, 'split': 'train'} entailment 8223 Jhony tweeted: 'Drawing with my little girl... Still can't believe she can draw this good!!!! #drawing #daughter... http://t.co/v1IOa07YLB' Jhony was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 2254, 'split': 'train'} entailment 8224 Easton tweeted: 'Downplaying social media but using a hashtag? #givepresence ' Easton was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 2255, 'split': 'train'} entailment 8225 Chase tweeted: '@theTiser @JulieBishopMP journalism at its best ' Chase was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 2256, 'split': 'train'} entailment 8226 Jayden tweeted: 'Loadshedding again! eissh Wonder if Eskom & Cell C have partnered up? Both get paid but their services suck!!#dialinginthedark' Jayden was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 2257, 'split': 'train'} entailment 8227 Mariyah tweeted: '@telur_o_telur after I went to Europe' Mariyah was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 2258, 'split': 'train'} entailment 8228 Aiden tweeted: 'Us Looking Sexy #MehRockingMyBluMonsoonT-shirt' Aiden was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 2259, 'split': 'train'} entailment 8229 Mathis tweeted: 'check it out! http://t.co/AMtMNUl9YN ' Mathis was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 2260, 'split': 'train'} entailment 8230 Johnny tweeted: '@Sheriff1972 @SteveMay_UK Will probably get to write more about the show by doing so ... ' Johnny was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 2261, 'split': 'train'} entailment 8231 Jaden tweeted: 'Rush rush rush, all done and then POW, a football through the window.#glasseverywhere #boyswillbeboys' Jaden was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 2262, 'split': 'train'} entailment 8232 Christian tweeted: 'This is great... ' Christian was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 2263, 'split': 'train'} entailment 8233 "Jace tweeted: 'Welcome to metro RT @BallardHSSports: ""Thanks to Seattle Prep for finally removing their starters up 34 with 3:30 left. ""'" Jace was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 2264, 'split': 'train'} entailment 8234 Elise tweeted: 'Haha love when I accidentally spray perfume in my eye :face_with_ok_gesture: ' Elise was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 2265, 'split': 'train'} entailment 8235 Braylen tweeted: '@RealGilbert I just did it. What's the prize?' Braylen was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 2266, 'split': 'train'} entailment 8236 Joseph tweeted: '2015 prediction: Putin ditches the Ruble and adopts Bitcoin' Joseph was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 2267, 'split': 'train'} entailment 8237 Benson tweeted: 'Sarcasm is the only thing i like. #sarcasticbitch' Benson was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 2268, 'split': 'train'} entailment 8238 Cyncere tweeted: 'The long commute to work; for this #KeyboardCowboy #anyonecancode @codeorg http://t.co/g6ZlQIdHm7' Cyncere was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 2269, 'split': 'train'} entailment 8239 "James tweeted: 'I keep seeing ""we need to build a global society"".Personally, I'd rather have our ""American Society"" back. #tcot #EricGarner #Ferguson'" James was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 2270, 'split': 'train'} entailment 8240 Callie tweeted: 'Why must I pay more for car insurance when I don't have to? Don't get ripped off - trust GoSkippy http://t.co/eCmZ806Q44' Callie was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 2271, 'split': 'train'} entailment 8241 Clifford tweeted: '@richardjuan malay mo. its his real name haha. but still nice joke about na richard two. bagong bago hahahhaah JK' Clifford was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 2272, 'split': 'train'} entailment 8242 Camden tweeted: 'I'll tell you what, those CEACCP books make a cracking bonfire, don't they? #frca #freedom' Camden was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 2273, 'split': 'train'} entailment 8243 Davyn tweeted: 'Shhhhhh...nobody move...they're playing a NON-electronic game together...NICELY!!!... http://t.co/CDi4lt9Y08' Davyn was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 2274, 'split': 'train'} entailment 8244 Julianna tweeted: 'This is a song??? Awful!! http://t.co/5wBneRXGQF' Julianna was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 2275, 'split': 'train'} entailment 8245 Maximiliano tweeted: 'What a shock. Duke Johnson is hurt in an important game. #canes' Maximiliano was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 2276, 'split': 'train'} entailment 8246 Mateusz tweeted: 'My FIVE days of #Christmas shared.. #infosec #hirefriday #humor http://t.co/xim9RZWvi9' Mateusz was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 2277, 'split': 'train'} entailment 8247 Landon tweeted: '@hirefrank @MTA OMG want one, but I have EasyPay Express. This would mean I would only use it to ride PATH. ' Landon was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 2278, 'split': 'train'} entailment 8248 Evan tweeted: 'I'm so different when I'm back home... I blame the work crew #rowdy #banter #toomuchlove #360family' Evan was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 2279, 'split': 'train'} entailment 8249 Liam tweeted: 'Dear Next Person that seeks to educate me on anything PLEASE be very educated themselves, which means knowing multiple points of view http:...' Liam was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 2280, 'split': 'train'} entailment 8250 Samuel tweeted: 'I think Apple should make their iCloud service and options a little more confusing. Its really getting good now. ' Samuel was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 2281, 'split': 'train'} entailment 8251 Russell tweeted: 'http://t.co/hh5lziJCIl #GapeLand #Super-sweet Super-sweet Lilli is simply adorable with her all-leg,…' Russell was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 2282, 'split': 'train'} entailment 8252 Enoch tweeted: '@GoddardDonald @kroger Spoiled, rancid food AND guns in the aisles? Rats in @HarrisTeeter?Sounds great. #GroceriesNotGuns' Enoch was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 2283, 'split': 'train'} entailment 8253 Ethan tweeted: '@meestah_sahmon: Never ending, pointless, no cunt wins, tit for tat. Zero accountability and hunners of finger pointing. ' Ethan was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 2284, 'split': 'train'} entailment 8254 Kymani tweeted: 'Another fantastic day ' Kymani was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 2285, 'split': 'train'} entailment 8255 Zelena tweeted: '95% of my clothes are black. #noshame :bomb:' Zelena was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 2286, 'split': 'train'} entailment 8256 Stephen tweeted: 'Hey what do you know, one of the witnesses supporting Darren Wilson's story lied! And is racist! Mind blown! http://t.co/0k25FE024w ' Stephen was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 2287, 'split': 'train'} entailment 8257 Matthew tweeted: '@PCArsenault @NoFlyDawn YES! I do this all the time. It's such an easy thing to do, I don't why this isn't common knowledge.' Matthew was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 2288, 'split': 'train'} entailment 8258 Logan tweeted: '#LOL with all due #Respect to #KobeBryant .. he is #MJ ^_^ but damn near #Close !! #Legends http://t.co/Z3gOXbVyIN' Logan was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 2289, 'split': 'train'} entailment 8259 Gideon tweeted: '@BeingPerry you sound just like Jack Kerouac |' Gideon was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 2290, 'split': 'train'} entailment 8260 Jason tweeted: '@simoneady @FrankDenneman @NimbleTechie @DuncanYB @vinf_net @simoneady - Dutch+Northern theres combo not speaking yr mind ' Jason was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 2291, 'split': 'train'} entailment 8261 Christina tweeted: '@BrDieteticAssoc bring it on. Will look forward to the Easter one more :-))) funnily enough i crave salad and fruit round xmas now!! ' Christina was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 2292, 'split': 'train'} entailment 8262 Aurora tweeted: '@TheGodlessNorth Indonesia does: blasphemy laws & ministry of religious affairs,which also happens to be the most corrupt ministry. ' Aurora was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 2293, 'split': 'train'} entailment 8263 Milana tweeted: '@nessatuia woww thanks for that helps alot hahaha saddd :face_with_tears_of_joy:' Milana was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 2294, 'split': 'train'} entailment 8264 Christian tweeted: '@RazlanSings It's not work if you enjoy it #eh ' Christian was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 2295, 'split': 'train'} entailment 8265 Billy tweeted: 'When all else fails... http://t.co/ooaDI6Dxzk #relationships #needs via @TheM3Blog' Billy was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 2296, 'split': 'train'} entailment 8266 Jayden tweeted: 'Gonna be the shittest Christmas ever without my mum.. Gonna get so drunk :tropical_drink::tropical_drink::tropical_drink::tropical_drink::tropical_drink::tropical_drink:' Jayden was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 2297, 'split': 'train'} entailment 8267 Isaiah tweeted: '@Coltonwilliy Im sorry chode, my phone broke ;)' Isaiah was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 2298, 'split': 'train'} entailment 8268 Dorothy tweeted: 'Another @virginmedia moment. We can't be bothered to fix your broadband problem but would you like to buy an Iphone6 of us! HELL NO!!' Dorothy was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 2299, 'split': 'train'} entailment 8269 Antoine tweeted: '@JohnCena @VinceMcMahon @steveaustinBSR hope you have more ambition john, cause no one else seems too. ' Antoine was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 2300, 'split': 'train'} entailment 8270 Mackenzy tweeted: 'Now that i can seem to afford good things, material things in life...its the simple things that i need and really want... of my life' Mackenzy was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 2301, 'split': 'train'} entailment 8271 Allen tweeted: 'Younger siblings are okay. But then they do this irritating thing where they wake you at 5:15 to open presents. And that's just awesome ' Allen was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 2302, 'split': 'train'} entailment 8272 Peyton tweeted: 'Always fun when buses don't turn up! It's my favorite waiting outside in the freezing cold for them for like half an hour :smirking_face: ' Peyton was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 2303, 'split': 'train'} entailment 8273 Alana tweeted: '@Matt_Mason12 @Dan_Fox13 hahaha good 1, you might own a stadium then rather than the local council ;)' Alana was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 2304, 'split': 'train'} entailment 8274 Emerie tweeted: '@ShahbazSZM but talking rubbish about system on twitter can't change anything | | Action speaks louder than words' Emerie was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 2305, 'split': 'train'} entailment 8275 Kellan tweeted: 'Who accepts this challenge? Who's Next? Ends Soon. Be A Ten Executive & Founding Member. http://t.co/JNtzrI8N2q' Kellan was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 2306, 'split': 'train'} entailment 8276 Evangeline tweeted: 'Going to sleep a solid 30 minutes earlier than last night!!! #success #justwhatiwanted ' Evangeline was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 2307, 'split': 'train'} entailment 8277 Crimson tweeted: '@GlasgowCC doing a great job... What do I pay my extortionate council taxes for? #Disgrace #OngoingProblem http://t.co/FQZUUwKSoN' Crimson was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 2308, 'split': 'train'} entailment 8278 Anthony tweeted: 'Thank god she doesn't get me to do this anymore!!! ellielippitt #barber #hairdresser #blondie... http://t.co/sNe5a0EEAH' Anthony was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 2309, 'split': 'train'} entailment 8279 Zayvion tweeted: '@iZedricxGaza try your luck tom! You can be one of the 20 free passers and makatanggap ng free item from david. Okay na yun tas uwi haha' Zayvion was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 2310, 'split': 'train'} entailment 8280 Dylan tweeted: 'Love feeling like I've been lied to. #dontwanttobehere' Dylan was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 2311, 'split': 'train'} entailment 8281 Princess tweeted: '@Taylorfisherrr WHO LOOK SO MUCH ALIKE OMG lashwkaywiduwb ' Princess was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 2312, 'split': 'train'} entailment 8282 Bianka tweeted: 'Boooooom 2 goals in 2 minutes !!!! #ThatsArsenal 4 you' Bianka was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 2313, 'split': 'train'} entailment 8283 Malaysia tweeted: 'ayee love your lips trying to sound creepy http://t.co/WKZn9VkNHp' Malaysia was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 2314, 'split': 'train'} entailment 8284 Greysen tweeted: '@hayl1169 was just about to say that :face_with_tears_of_joy:' Greysen was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 2315, 'split': 'train'} entailment 8285 Lawson tweeted: '@bustedcoverage @ChaseDarby6 world's greatest fans....' Lawson was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 2316, 'split': 'train'} entailment 8286 Ariana tweeted: 'From our upstairs neighbors deciding to do a load of laundry at 12am, to the 1:30am freight train, falling asleep is working out great! ' Ariana was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 2317, 'split': 'train'} entailment 8287 Gabriel tweeted: 'Committed to you, your privacy and an open Web|Please turn on JavaScript to display this page correctly. ||Firefox homepage ' Gabriel was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 2318, 'split': 'train'} entailment 8288 Eva tweeted: 'Days when you just want everyone to leave you alone #in #a #good #mood #noHunting' Eva was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 2319, 'split': 'train'} entailment 8289 "Marimar tweeted: '@theprojecttv When all the ""trauma"" these kids are suffering is over, the fact remains, You apologised for telling the truth. #stuism'" Marimar was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 2320, 'split': 'train'} entailment 8290 Owen tweeted: 'How exciting he's walking all by himself #amazing #strength #hardwork #love http://t.co/sfr4lhY58G' Owen was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 2321, 'split': 'train'} entailment 8291 Kyran tweeted: 'So excited for work ' Kyran was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 2322, 'split': 'train'} entailment 8292 Deklan tweeted: 'The quest for #GoSupersonic tickets continue -_-' Deklan was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 2323, 'split': 'train'} entailment 8293 Tamara tweeted: 'I love spending five hours a night doing homework! Please assign more teachers! ' Tamara was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 2324, 'split': 'train'} entailment 8294 Leon tweeted: 'Watching Christmas movies alone is like so much fun. ' Leon was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 2325, 'split': 'train'} entailment 8295 Fiona tweeted: 'stomach flu once again...what a surprise. :unamused_face::face_with_medical_mask:' Fiona was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 2326, 'split': 'train'} entailment 8296 Jayden tweeted: '@Vh1Supersonic @MAJORLAZER @Weojispeak #WatchOutForThis|Hold the line' Jayden was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 2327, 'split': 'train'} entailment 8297 Jazlyn tweeted: 'All I can say is I'm lucky.' Jazlyn was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 2328, 'split': 'train'} entailment 8298 "Joshua tweeted: 'I'm actually kinda surprised that people still say ""NOT!"" after an 'ironic' statement. '" Joshua was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 2329, 'split': 'train'} entailment 8299 Santiago tweeted: 'Love waking up to my face being licked by my puppy.. ' Santiago was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 2330, 'split': 'train'} entailment 8300 Elvin tweeted: '#YouAndIBackToYoutube WHAT???!WHY???!! ITS CHRISTMAS! ITS FORBIDDEN TO DO SUCH TERRIBILE THINGS! GIVE IT BACK TO US! @YouTube' Elvin was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 2331, 'split': 'train'} entailment 8301 Brody tweeted: '@blushinggs: don't let fuckboys get in the way of you being happy never have AND never will. Lmao #DontBelieveMeJustWatch' Brody was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 2332, 'split': 'train'} entailment 8302 Carter tweeted: '@YodelOnline Hi! I have just received a photo of my dear parcel from China, amazing he is travelling around the world!! ' Carter was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 2333, 'split': 'train'} entailment 8303 Jose tweeted: '@eiafc seriously in the clothes section F&F' Jose was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 2334, 'split': 'train'} entailment 8304 Kerstin tweeted: '@Shadoya_osman and he can't find himself a pair that would fit :see-no-evil_monkey::speak-no-evil_monkey::speak-no-evil_monkey::face_with_tears_of_joy:' Kerstin was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 2335, 'split': 'train'} entailment 8305 Jacoby tweeted: '@Diverse_Church what is it with whales this morning http://t.co/EuuxIufcB6' Jacoby was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 2336, 'split': 'train'} entailment 8306 Phoebe tweeted: 'She can get it raw !!!' Phoebe was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 2337, 'split': 'train'} entailment 8307 Alia tweeted: '@bigbillybmoney haha!! Noo I don't need new boob's my old ones are just fabulous :face_with_stuck-out_tongue_and_tightly-closed_eyes::face_with_stuck-out_tongue_and_tightly-closed_eyes::face_with_stuck-out_tongue_and_tightly-closed_eyes:' Alia was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 2338, 'split': 'train'} entailment 8308 Jeanelly tweeted: 'Well the week is off to a great start. #fml' Jeanelly was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 2339, 'split': 'train'} entailment 8309 Leighla tweeted: '@GG_Studio:Congratulations GG for giving us amazing collections for 10 yrs.In fact i was planning to do the same for u from my prospictive:smiling_face_with_smiling_eyes:' Leighla was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 2340, 'split': 'train'} entailment 8310 Scarlett tweeted: '#All #Cute #Dude #Girlygirl #I039m #Into #Is |Please RT: http://t.co/3L4BiH19BE http://t.co/THyRbd1TG9' Scarlett was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 2341, 'split': 'train'} entailment 8311 Kristina tweeted: 'I keep telling my friends I'm busy they need to stop blowing me up but they just can't stop http://t.co/BH5IW1OEJM' Kristina was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 2342, 'split': 'train'} entailment 8312 Lia tweeted: '@MikeReiss fading the public doesn't just apply to gambling. Do the exact opposite of @MatthewBerryTMR and you're in good shape.' Lia was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 2343, 'split': 'train'} entailment 8313 "Cruz tweeted: 'Secret Santa for one of my er...""hotter"" work colleagues.. http://t.co/Ellk2A0pfh'" Cruz was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 2344, 'split': 'train'} entailment 8314 Naomi tweeted: 'The excitement for #EVC14. |Follow @EVC_India, answer simple questions and win passes for the gig. |#GetEnchanted http://t.co/neaZKoIv7t' Naomi was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 2345, 'split': 'train'} entailment 8315 Arnav tweeted: '@NotTheCubsWay @DrCubColclasure As a Red Sox follower, I can vouch for Gomes as a clubhouse leader. Such a fun teammate.' Arnav was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 2346, 'split': 'train'} entailment 8316 Isla tweeted: 'Enroll 2 Members 1 on each leg (L/R). THEN, help your 2 Personally-Enrolled Members get 2 Executive w/ Diamond Pkgs. http://t.co/X7Tu7JJtCT' Isla was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 2347, 'split': 'train'} entailment 8317 Cesar tweeted: 'Yay for no longer having a vehicle! :pensive_face::disappointed_face:' Cesar was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 2348, 'split': 'train'} entailment 8318 Christian tweeted: 'Getting ready #yesterday #christmaseve #lastnight http://t.co/4Y93g5eol3' Christian was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 2349, 'split': 'train'} entailment 8319 Enrique tweeted: '#notcies #eu EU backs 328 top early-career researchers with 485 million http://t.co/eFS2Y1Pssc' Enrique was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 2350, 'split': 'train'} entailment 8320 Sunshyne tweeted: '@TheNewDeal @onetoo Damn socialist! ' Sunshyne was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 2351, 'split': 'train'} entailment 8321 Breanne tweeted: 'I love seeing what you guys got ' Breanne was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 2352, 'split': 'train'} entailment 8322 Kristian tweeted: 'Me when I think I can do a cartwheel! http://t.co/pXuszu6upn' Kristian was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 2353, 'split': 'train'} entailment 8323 Manases tweeted: 'I don't like clowns but I'm going to be one. ' Manases was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 2354, 'split': 'train'} entailment 8324 Jackson tweeted: 'Can someone please tell me where the video is?' Jackson was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 2355, 'split': 'train'} entailment 8325 Avree tweeted: 'Drinking a Mercury: The Winged Messenger (Planet Series) by @BellsBrewery - http://t.co/iOGZRrSfgl #photo' Avree was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 2356, 'split': 'train'} entailment 8326 Maeve tweeted: 'Just found out I have my making babies final on Thursday. Good thing I have so much time to study ' Maeve was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 2357, 'split': 'train'} entailment 8327 Corbin tweeted: 'Good morning hank its saturday im starving' Corbin was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 2358, 'split': 'train'} entailment 8328 Izabella tweeted: ' long to wait till released CO2 turns up temperature - http://t.co/UFD9oCLFM3 http://t.co/puzJgw2LuE' Izabella was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 2359, 'split': 'train'} entailment 8329 Timothy tweeted: 'Can't wait for the #facup 3rd draw ' Timothy was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 2360, 'split': 'train'} entailment 8330 Kloe tweeted: '@RedState People who commit crimes, resist cops, or attack cops are endangering their own lives. No respect for law or other people.' Kloe was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 2361, 'split': 'train'} entailment 8331 Quinn tweeted: 'Fleury with 5 shut outs so far on the season. He's still not good though ' Quinn was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 2362, 'split': 'train'} entailment 8332 Oaklie tweeted: '@NoelleMillis I typed it with a lisp too! Hahah' Oaklie was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 2363, 'split': 'train'} entailment 8333 Naima tweeted: 'When Santa looks up my name :smirking_face::face_with_no_good_gesture::crown:|#sassy #naughty #or #nice #instagood #instadaily #Christmas... http://t.co/Srg3ScPt4B' Naima was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 2364, 'split': 'train'} entailment 8334 Dylan tweeted: 'I don't wanna hate religious people. Cos i am one of them. I'm so religious in music. #ahaa ' Dylan was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 2365, 'split': 'train'} entailment 8335 Anaiyah tweeted: 'There's millions of autobot & troll accounts on Twitter that post dumb sh*t for RT's, then people call them stupid & naive.||' Anaiyah was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 2366, 'split': 'train'} entailment 8336 Danya tweeted: 'Keep running from your problems. That always works. ' Danya was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 2367, 'split': 'train'} entailment 8337 Jayden tweeted: 'Would like to thank my nephew for giving me his horrible cold & sore throat etc.. Much appreciated! ' Jayden was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 2368, 'split': 'train'} entailment 8338 Brooklynn tweeted: 'Enabling the Windows Firewall is a perfectly reasonable thing to do to package in a software installer. #SCCMAdmininHealthcare' Brooklynn was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 2369, 'split': 'train'} entailment 8339 "Duncan tweeted: 'Just as the microphone fails: ""If we were having this conversation 100 years ago..."" @disruptivedean #WebRTC #WebRTCParis '" Duncan was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 2370, 'split': 'train'} entailment 8340 Liliana tweeted: 'Welp. There goes 50 bucks down the drain. Thanks KU Student Housing. Get. Me. OUT.' Liliana was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 2371, 'split': 'train'} entailment 8341 Sanura tweeted: 'This pressure is unreal. Keep it up' Sanura was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 2372, 'split': 'train'} entailment 8342 Owen tweeted: 'Same #Soundcloud dl: http://t.co/2I8CRNHDUh Follow> @LexiNRealLife #ATL #ConsciousMusic http://t.co/P6pzAjr2Vm' Owen was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 2373, 'split': 'train'} entailment 8343 Lilian tweeted: 'I absolutely LOVE moving house ' Lilian was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 2374, 'split': 'train'} entailment 8344 Keagan tweeted: 'Powerful picture taken by a #protester the #night before #christmas. The is real. http://t.co/EVdeheqpsj' Keagan was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 2375, 'split': 'train'} entailment 8345 Gabriella tweeted: 'Listened to Gimme Shelter while driving in the rain:face_with_tears_of_joy: ' Gabriella was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 2376, 'split': 'train'} entailment 8346 Nathan tweeted: 'Taking Over the mansion with the Mexicans @MikeyGlander' Nathan was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 2377, 'split': 'train'} entailment 8347 Charles tweeted: '@GetOnTVN @TheSharkTweet what's going on with sharks hair? Looks like the council has cut it' Charles was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 2378, 'split': 'train'} entailment 8348 "Max tweeted: '#notcies #eu Liverpool workers ""miscarriage of justice"" victims http://t.co/KKyxaCu18R'" Max was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 2379, 'split': 'train'} entailment 8349 Matteo tweeted: '@haleymae21 Ha! I don't have haters. Just a few misguided souls who thought my mentions were a bulletin board for their issues. ;) ' Matteo was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 2380, 'split': 'train'} entailment 8350 Aiden tweeted: '@Merrinaised @lisatagaloa yip most likely the next time I get #suckered into #making anotherone :face_with_stuck-out_tongue_and_winking_eye:' Aiden was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 2381, 'split': 'train'} entailment 8351 Nathan tweeted: 'I love hearing people's explanations about the dating world in America in the library while I am studying ' Nathan was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 2382, 'split': 'train'} entailment 8352 Kelan tweeted: 'Eskom load-shedding hammers the Rand again: http://t.co/L9CTtRVASn Current spot rate USD1=R11.45 http://t.co/PGZHDkBJGD #VivaANCviva ' Kelan was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 2383, 'split': 'train'} entailment 8353 Gabriella tweeted: 'What a great person you are. ' Gabriella was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 2384, 'split': 'train'} entailment 8354 Jaden tweeted: '@holly_b94 @lottiebaring can't wait to see ya both ' Jaden was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 2385, 'split': 'train'} entailment 8355 Chris tweeted: 'Wow I feel great ' Chris was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 2386, 'split': 'train'} entailment 8356 Jameson tweeted: 'Twitter slams Austin Strange Fruit PR firm, spurring it to drop the name it shared with a song about lynching http://t.co/DSN2zFt7A0 ' Jameson was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 2387, 'split': 'train'} entailment 8357 Jayden tweeted: '@Watchthisface25 looking forward to the time I have to traipse down the stairs to postie with a baby attached to my nipple! :flushed_face: ' Jayden was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 2388, 'split': 'train'} entailment 8358 Yaniel tweeted: '@ragavendra87 @timesofindia They r no less than the BCCI and Arnab keeps bashing them on the news hour ' Yaniel was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 2389, 'split': 'train'} entailment 8359 Jack tweeted: 'Yep, true patriots all. http://t.co/lAZTLMA2Ho' Jack was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 2390, 'split': 'train'} entailment 8360 Angel tweeted: '@JackHeverin @JoelBateman23 @tay_smith103 @mattyprosser1 Was that head Mathers batting?|#powerful!!|#intimidating|' Angel was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 2391, 'split': 'train'} entailment 8361 Misael tweeted: '@darrellr79 @EBJunkies I'd prefer the slew of #Ferguson protestors across the US...they stop traffic shut dwn bridges' Misael was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 2392, 'split': 'train'} entailment 8362 Ximena tweeted: '@John_Slavin Think I may use that in my ads ! :) ' Ximena was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 2393, 'split': 'train'} entailment 8363 Kaitlyn tweeted: '@Quikr @Vh1Supersonic |Its @DILLONFRANCIS bcoz he is so #Nasty and loves his ...||#GoSupersonicQuikr' Kaitlyn was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 2394, 'split': 'train'} entailment 8364 Bowen tweeted: '@awfulannouncing I don't believe you!!!! ' Bowen was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 2395, 'split': 'train'} entailment 8365 Della tweeted: 'Nothing like the 24hr swing back to being a day walker to make you feel like a million bucks... #shiftworkerlife' Della was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 2396, 'split': 'train'} entailment 8366 Alaina tweeted: 'I don't have to respect your beliefs.||I only have to respect your RIGHT to have them. ||#atheist #atheism' Alaina was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 2397, 'split': 'train'} entailment 8367 Jesus tweeted: '@goodgary99 @Neilby70 @ParkzTheDon @TonyBrown03 @GazTheGooner84 @LosDaGooner mmmm :face_with_tears_of_joy::face_with_tears_of_joy::face_with_tears_of_joy:' Jesus was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 2398, 'split': 'train'} entailment 8368 Hudson tweeted: ' @ Speakeasy http://t.co/1bg6Y6U0ax' Hudson was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 2399, 'split': 'train'} entailment 8369 "Cayden tweeted: 'Wow.. #shocker RT @TheAtlantic: Dick Cheney on CIA torture: ""I'd do it again in a minute"" http://t.co/CppRItMqZJ http://t.co/nS7ZnAq2Ec'" Cayden was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 2400, 'split': 'train'} entailment 8370 Christianna tweeted: 'One season down 8 togo! #OneTreeHill' Christianna was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 2401, 'split': 'train'} entailment 8371 "Owen tweeted: 'The late Howie Carr wd be amused to see Granny Warren putting the wood to a ""bow-tied bum kisser"" '" Owen was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 2402, 'split': 'train'} entailment 8372 Calvin tweeted: 'michael have a sexy face when he cough http://t.co/5owjGoZQjU' Calvin was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 2403, 'split': 'train'} entailment 8373 Henry tweeted: 'Love being made fun of ' Henry was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 2404, 'split': 'train'} entailment 8374 Devin tweeted: 'Feels so good 2 get off 2 have 2 go straight 2 school though...' Devin was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 2405, 'split': 'train'} entailment 8375 Cynthia tweeted: 'Hey everyone... I want this as a Christmas gift :) Can you send me one? @NVIDIAGeForce #GTX980 http://t.co/nc7S4QOqpW' Cynthia was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 2406, 'split': 'train'} entailment 8376 Pearl tweeted: 'Pretty sure there's a satanic baby in the apartment next door. Stays howling. Not crying. Howling. All day, all night. Ugh. #killmenow' Pearl was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 2407, 'split': 'train'} entailment 8377 Anthony tweeted: 'http://t.co/VNPJoS2ACk #GapingAngels #Georgeous Georgeous busty blonde drilled in all her aroused holes!' Anthony was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 2408, 'split': 'train'} entailment 8378 Raye tweeted: '@rj4gui4r you wearing the pin I sent for the rest of the video yesterday made my day. #daymade #addicted http://t.co/RPvpDfDRQw' Raye was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 2409, 'split': 'train'} entailment 8379 Jovani tweeted: '@Arlo2121 ugh... painful for sure. can't win em all I spose... but you shouldn't ever look like that.' Jovani was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 2410, 'split': 'train'} entailment 8380 Yahir tweeted: 'What do you all think of that Salt-N-Pepa Geico commercial? I think it's pretty terrible.' Yahir was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 2411, 'split': 'train'} entailment 8381 Miguel tweeted: 'I'm officially on Twitter!### sure what to do after all these pound signs?!?!' Miguel was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 2412, 'split': 'train'} entailment 8382 Brianda tweeted: 'The moment you realize that what have you done in this whole year . ' Brianda was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 2413, 'split': 'train'} entailment 8383 Kianna tweeted: 'Yeah, the prom is the most important event in your life ' Kianna was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 2414, 'split': 'train'} entailment 8384 Colton tweeted: 'Wishing my relationship was that real ' Colton was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 2415, 'split': 'train'} entailment 8385 Ezra tweeted: '#Exclusive -- #Indonesia: #AirAsia #crash #probe #focuses on #timing of #request to #climb, #weather. http://t.co/drtIbijN6y via @reuters' Ezra was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 2416, 'split': 'train'} entailment 8386 Rocco tweeted: '@craftsBoy Marvellous!Sounds nothing like any jingle bells song i've ever heard!I can see you in mismatched socks,tights & cricket gear :-)' Rocco was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 2417, 'split': 'train'} entailment 8387 Daisy tweeted: 'Indian Urdu Daily Advocates Murdering Apostates After Extremist Hindu Groups Convert Muslims: The First... http://t.co/nASWVjnLZe' Daisy was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 2418, 'split': 'train'} entailment 8388 Lamarcus tweeted: 'Company profile NOT TWINS VENTURES, LLC - http://t.co/b75EgvMfU7 #TWINS #VENTURES, #LLC' Lamarcus was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 2419, 'split': 'train'} entailment 8389 Natasha tweeted: 'Photo: 3pc Lace Corset Size: small-2xl Price:$40.00 Leave size and email for invoice http://t.co/xrPRl3TKxm' Natasha was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 2420, 'split': 'train'} entailment 8390 Christopher tweeted: 'It is so much easier for me to write how I'm feeling than to actually speak it, I get nervous and stumble on my words if it's on my heart.' Christopher was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 2421, 'split': 'train'} entailment 8391 Asher tweeted: 'Bacon. That's all. That's the tweet.' Asher was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 2422, 'split': 'train'} entailment 8392 Charles tweeted: 'yup, amazing how that is, isnt it? @AcePraline @TheLexZane @Eppic_Barz' Charles was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 2423, 'split': 'train'} entailment 8393 Keegan tweeted: 'Photo: Dance Icon Sports Bra/Shorts Bikini Lingerie One Size $20.00 Leave email for invoice http://t.co/7aKmeVicvK' Keegan was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 2424, 'split': 'train'} entailment 8394 Samuel tweeted: 'Better than yourself should be the score. Not better than other ones .' Samuel was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 2425, 'split': 'train'} entailment 8395 Brian tweeted: '@RealAlexJones but they put it in soaps and shampoo! It's healthy! ' Brian was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 2426, 'split': 'train'} entailment 8396 Marquez tweeted: '@TylerJShock How do you score on someone?' Marquez was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 2427, 'split': 'train'} entailment 8397 Milton tweeted: 'It's all a calamity of lies..everything is fake so we only accept what isn't true so when the truth comes we deny it. ' Milton was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 2428, 'split': 'train'} entailment 8398 Khloe tweeted: 'Taking the Christmas lights down in the swamp will be a blast. ' Khloe was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 2429, 'split': 'train'} entailment 8399 "Bryson tweeted: '@anna_krystyna: "" It's the freshman semester of my first year..."" #ohanya #finalsamiright'" Bryson was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 2430, 'split': 'train'} entailment 8400 Clarissa tweeted: 'I don't know what's worse...the fact that McDonald's is open on Christmas Day or that people are actually in there eating it right' Clarissa was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 2431, 'split': 'train'} entailment 8401 Hayden tweeted: 'I love that my body can't handle school stress and makes me physically sick. ' Hayden was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 2432, 'split': 'train'} entailment 8402 Massimo tweeted: 'finally going to bed, definitely looking forward to waking up in 5 1/2 hours. :thumbs_up_sign: ' Massimo was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 2433, 'split': 'train'} entailment 8403 Marivel tweeted: '@sommelierkeith aww bless ya. Enjoy your break babe, yeah it was great thanks.. Finally recovering from it. How's Ya tash going? :face_throwing_a_kiss:' Marivel was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 2434, 'split': 'train'} entailment 8404 Janelle tweeted: 'Platoon strategy ain't so bad. I mean we are a 7 line army. #mets' Janelle was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 2435, 'split': 'train'} entailment 8405 Elena tweeted: 'Day 2. Going to the DR for #2 cause I'm 99.9999999% sure she has strep #awesome ' Elena was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 2436, 'split': 'train'} entailment 8406 Cassandra tweeted: '@PatWilsonInfo Huh? It's a graphical representation of what's happening. Nothing is out there to take a photo!' Cassandra was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 2437, 'split': 'train'} entailment 8407 Josiah tweeted: 'But it's time to face the truth... I will never be with you' Josiah was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 2438, 'split': 'train'} entailment 8408 Caleb tweeted: 'This guy who started jack hammering at 6 this morning right outside my window can stop anytime now!! #sleepingbeauty ' Caleb was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 2439, 'split': 'train'} entailment 8409 Josiah tweeted: '@TheLouieMiguel what a way to start the new year ' Josiah was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 2440, 'split': 'train'} entailment 8410 Josalyn tweeted: 'As a girl,my reason not to put on makeup is I'm satisfied with my face,unlike you bitch!|| #winter' Josalyn was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 2441, 'split': 'train'} entailment 8411 Emersen tweeted: 'Oh look - wrapping presents is SO easy...here's the video to prove it!!!|http://t.co/f6QFevN0Ka' Emersen was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 2442, 'split': 'train'} entailment 8412 Deanna tweeted: 'Write cover page of thesis. Laptop commits suicide #thankgodforbackups http://t.co/Bdj0HlBC9G' Deanna was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 2443, 'split': 'train'} entailment 8413 Evan tweeted: 'haven't talked to you in days. that's cool I guess. ' Evan was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 2444, 'split': 'train'} entailment 8414 Isaac tweeted: 'The Interview has been cancelled, not because of north korea but because the immense comedy would blow our mortal minds ' Isaac was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 2445, 'split': 'train'} entailment 8415 Ramses tweeted: 'The sky looks SO beautiful today.... http://t.co/Defox97Pzi' Ramses was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 2446, 'split': 'train'} entailment 8416 Reece tweeted: '@FoxNews Hey #Russia ! MAKE MONEY #TWEETING YET?||http://t.co/Q2WB7riAvK <-This #FOXNews Clip explains how||https://t.co/cpJZkEgNe7' Reece was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 2447, 'split': 'train'} entailment 8417 Jillian tweeted: 'Aww I've just seen the pictures of @ben_botica from today, hows recovery going? #getwellsoon' Jillian was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 2448, 'split': 'train'} entailment 8418 Liam tweeted: 'What?!? The 4 team playoff picked by 16 people didn't solve schools still being pissed?!? I'm so shocked! #CFBPlayoff' Liam was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 2449, 'split': 'train'} entailment 8419 Julie tweeted: '@CalgarySenate why yes, because being some man's property is such a privilege @HaPpy_Punks_Grl #ironagethinking' Julie was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 2450, 'split': 'train'} entailment 8420 Alexia tweeted: 'Day 1. Ski school with instructor Patrick. Soon I'll be ready for the black slopes. ... http://t.co/QWIKEB4iOE' Alexia was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 2451, 'split': 'train'} entailment 8421 Jacob tweeted: 'Everyones full of ruddy xmas cheer here ' Jacob was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 2452, 'split': 'train'} entailment 8422 Eli tweeted: '@numbdave Because we all know that a house is a hermetically sealed environment! @askegg @SecuLawyer @star2000dancer' Eli was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 2453, 'split': 'train'} entailment 8423 Phoenix tweeted: 'One things for sure IMA make y'all folks remember me.' Phoenix was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 2454, 'split': 'train'} entailment 8424 Axel tweeted: 'Sending best wishes to all my coworkers at the 9AM this morning ' Axel was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 2455, 'split': 'train'} entailment 8425 Catarina tweeted: 'THEY #CAN'T BE #IDENTIFIED|#UK should ALLOW more #SYRIAN REFUGEES #ENTRY among them will be #ISLAMISTS potential #TERRORISTS' Catarina was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 2456, 'split': 'train'} entailment 8426 Miranda tweeted: '@rowdiejones: When continuationists demand a prooftext for cessationism. / @BibChr beautiful observation' Miranda was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 2457, 'split': 'train'} entailment 8427 Dayanna tweeted: 'Yep, it's exactly what you're thinking... someone called an Ambulance for the former Audi R8...||#Audi #R8 #Carporn http://t.co/yrO2cO9cKB' Dayanna was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 2458, 'split': 'train'} entailment 8428 Selena tweeted: '@SrBachchan Can U use Smartphone?||http://t.co/Q2WB7riAvK|SmartPhone APP PAYS you!|See-http://t.co/RDlRuGN0iE |Go 2: https://t.co/cpJZkEgNe7' Selena was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 2459, 'split': 'train'} entailment 8429 Katie tweeted: 'How the fuck do u come out of a commercial injury break w a delay of game? #Redskins' Katie was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 2460, 'split': 'train'} entailment 8430 America tweeted: '#notcias #eu #europ How Santa Juncker can bring the gift of a healthier EU http://t.co/f6h25c4zsu' America was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 2461, 'split': 'train'} entailment 8431 Seeley tweeted: 'this is fun http://t.co/Gw3t5ZiOTR' Seeley was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 2462, 'split': 'train'} entailment 8432 Paul tweeted: 'Irony died 1000 times during the climax of Sholay, when the police urged Thakur not to take the law into his HANDS. #Bollywood' Paul was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 2463, 'split': 'train'} entailment 8433 Jacob tweeted: 'Done to much again http://t.co/BYd8Np3eQV' Jacob was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 2464, 'split': 'train'} entailment 8434 Lars tweeted: '.@BDUTT is at her best when she reports frm 'on the field'. Not that she is bad at studio but on field she is a true story teller.' Lars was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 2465, 'split': 'train'} entailment 8435 Elena tweeted: 'Yay for knee machines! http://t.co/BNK8Z2LBsE' Elena was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 2466, 'split': 'train'} entailment 8436 Francis tweeted: '@EBCooper13 So you condone murder for rude people?||File that under Nincompoop Update' Francis was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 2467, 'split': 'train'} entailment 8437 Christopher tweeted: '#Minivan #Mom #Ebony #Wilkerson #Guilty #By #Reason #of #Insanity: #Judge: A Florida judge ruled Friday that... http://t.co/J5bLfeJXft' Christopher was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 2468, 'split': 'train'} entailment 8438 Brantley tweeted: '@davebett87 long yeah. the director's cut will be longer! :grinning_face_with_smiling_eyes: you need to see Penguins of Madagascar btw' Brantley was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 2469, 'split': 'train'} entailment 8439 Roberto tweeted: 'Well today can go fuck itself.' Roberto was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 2470, 'split': 'train'} entailment 8440 Briella tweeted: 'I love working for an hour and not getting paid for it ' Briella was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 2471, 'split': 'train'} entailment 8441 Niko tweeted: 'I love when I wake up grumpy #effroommates #yourtooloud #personalalarmclock #notnecessary #bequieter #ugh' Niko was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 2472, 'split': 'train'} entailment 8442 Georgiana tweeted: '@Luxtonr7 @adamjamesberack LFC worst start in 50 years and still above EFC.... that is funny!!! #WishWeHadA28MilStriker ' Georgiana was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 2473, 'split': 'train'} entailment 8443 Keeley tweeted: 'Are you kidding me this is unacceptable http://t.co/Z9Ij5t2DI9' Keeley was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 2474, 'split': 'train'} entailment 8444 Kane tweeted: 'Well, my nmu computer just took a poop on me :/ hopefully it will start back up later.. #whatDoIExpect #NMUComputersAreTheBest :expressionless_face::unamused_face:' Kane was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 2475, 'split': 'train'} entailment 8445 Abram tweeted: 'It's been one year of off and on eye twitching. #SoFun ' Abram was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 2476, 'split': 'train'} entailment 8446 Madisyn tweeted: 'In case somebody breaks in our apartment :hocho::dizzy_face: http://t.co/3IhKK7AY1o' Madisyn was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 2477, 'split': 'train'} entailment 8447 Malak tweeted: '@PizzaExpress so ...still no response from @PizzaExpress #greatcustomerrelations ' Malak was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 2478, 'split': 'train'} entailment 8448 Zaniyah tweeted: '@Navrooz and among 8 of #duleepSingh children,none had one! ' Zaniyah was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 2479, 'split': 'train'} entailment 8449 Micah tweeted: 'Dead supportive family I've got. ' Micah was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 2480, 'split': 'train'} entailment 8450 Aqib tweeted: '@RedEyeFNC Saturday at 11:00? Damn...there goes my secret news paraphernalia.... telling' Aqib was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 2481, 'split': 'train'} entailment 8451 Yara tweeted: '@iwannawant2 @billisFPS yeah this happens to me every time I want to like a video :(' Yara was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 2482, 'split': 'train'} entailment 8452 Brandon tweeted: '@HadleyFreeman it could have happened to anyone. Your time will come, critics. Oops, apologies. A typical -loving #Brit.' Brandon was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 2483, 'split': 'train'} entailment 8453 Karla tweeted: 'Babysitting is what I like to do on a Saturday :unamused_face: ' Karla was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 2484, 'split': 'train'} entailment 8454 Avah tweeted: 'Hafeez's slider is TOO much of a mess. Bowling it from 'back-of-the-palm' & that too at ~90kph require EXTENSION http://t.co/KiGLPZY876' Avah was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 2485, 'split': 'train'} entailment 8455 Janiyah tweeted: '#MTVStars Justin Bieber|#net #fast' Janiyah was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 2486, 'split': 'train'} entailment 8456 Israel tweeted: '@Jude_Mugabi is it squirt or squat?' Israel was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 2487, 'split': 'train'} entailment 8457 Cruz tweeted: 'How do I make more money now in my business? Loral Langemeire's best seller The Millionaire Maker. Get your copy http://t.co/xzP6UjI8va' Cruz was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 2488, 'split': 'train'} entailment 8458 Devion tweeted: '@BavarianShady no u dnt hav to..bt sme ppl do....evn whn they do shit.. :-P' Devion was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 2489, 'split': 'train'} entailment 8459 Danika tweeted: 'Blackpool today for an interview. the weather for the beach' Danika was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 2490, 'split': 'train'} entailment 8460 Xane tweeted: '@ManUtdstholder @hunts9 You're familiar with Matt Bubsy, #then.' Xane was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 2491, 'split': 'train'} entailment 8461 Keeli tweeted: 'Dirgahayu my corps @mb_bbt 16/12/1986 - 26/12/2014 :smiling_face_with_sunglasses::musical_score::clapping_hands_sign::fisted_hand_sign:| just a corps, we... (w/ Tari, eni, & 26 others) [pic] โ€” https://t.co/WCEHZZUmAX' Keeli was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 2492, 'split': 'train'} entailment 8462 Annabelle tweeted: 'Not this room please I don't want this' Annabelle was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 2493, 'split': 'train'} entailment 8463 James tweeted: '@BigAlMLM Please give me a Follow Back.' James was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 2494, 'split': 'train'} entailment 8464 Damarcus tweeted: '@_Kayy_T Be more narrow with that knife, you might just find the target to answer that. -Sarcastic.' Damarcus was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 2495, 'split': 'train'} entailment 8465 Alan tweeted: 'I was trying to type parkside and it turned to paradise #coincidence #i #think ' Alan was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 2496, 'split': 'train'} entailment 8466 "Tristan tweeted: 'A woman wearing a t-shirt on @itvjeremykyle that says ""Act like a Lady""..'" Tristan was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 2497, 'split': 'train'} entailment 8467 Anthony tweeted: 'Grandma's coming over, yay money. #lol #kidding ' Anthony was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 2498, 'split': 'train'} entailment 8468 Angelica tweeted: 'At one point i almost believed that the law of attraction was effective. !' Angelica was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 2499, 'split': 'train'} entailment 8469 "Derell tweeted: '@kthbates96 yup gotta keep up with my ""frantic party lifestyle"". '" Derell was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 2500, 'split': 'train'} entailment 8470 Harvest tweeted: '@SocialxClub HOW DARE YOU HAVE FUN AS CHRISTIANS! WE ARE SUPPOSED TO BE BORING AND HAVE ZERO FUN! HORRIBLE CHRISTIANS! LOL #MISFIT ' Harvest was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 2501, 'split': 'train'} entailment 8471 Rebeca tweeted: 'I was watching birds fly during this photo. http://t.co/Mo7wd4RXav' Rebeca was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 2502, 'split': 'train'} entailment 8472 Danica tweeted: '@Jaketallow but if you feel like it's relevant don't worry about the word limit man, at least you're doing it' Danica was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 2503, 'split': 'train'} entailment 8473 Jacob tweeted: '@maggsonmedia #eskom yup, service delivery is impeccable . diesel supply or cash flow problems? Ineptitude' Jacob was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 2504, 'split': 'train'} entailment 8474 Adonai tweeted: 'Sarcasm incoming: This weekend is going to be such a great time being grounded with nothing to do but homework, gunna have a blast! ' Adonai was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 2505, 'split': 'train'} entailment 8475 Trenton tweeted: '@erin_also I can't wait :) Enjoy your Christmas!' Trenton was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 2506, 'split': 'train'} entailment 8476 Shivam tweeted: 'Glad to know my friends are supportive ' Shivam was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 2507, 'split': 'train'} entailment 8477 Mary tweeted: '@ChefCarolineB sounds like the LA end of days! ' Mary was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 2508, 'split': 'train'} entailment 8478 Ryan tweeted: 'Erasure by Percival Everett and Pym by Mat Johnson....So there is black literature after the Black Arts Movement #ChangetheCanon' Ryan was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 2509, 'split': 'train'} entailment 8479 Sharlyn tweeted: 'chicks be really pimping more then males these days #the#look #yallknowthatsnotcoolright?' Sharlyn was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 2510, 'split': 'train'} entailment 8480 Joe tweeted: 'A very powerful statement by Rob Hustle on a growing crisis. #ICantBreathe https://t.co/AcKP9A6C57' Joe was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 2511, 'split': 'train'} entailment 8481 Sean tweeted: '@quiksilverindia I guess the picture will answer it. |Still , Answer 7 - Above and Beyond.|#QuiksilverGoesSupersonic http://t.co/5BXf58modI' Sean was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 2512, 'split': 'train'} entailment 8482 Mason tweeted: '@livejazzman #do #worry. They're Percey. @CharlemagneII got the same pair.' Mason was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 2513, 'split': 'train'} entailment 8483 Avie tweeted: '@scoopdoggydogg @rhilox @johnbelton1 @chooch_64 @LoyalistRadio @Big_Woodys_Shop @Davgt5 @ImFatherJack @rangersforever7 All the best 2015' Avie was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 2514, 'split': 'train'} entailment 8484 Morgan tweeted: ': When the looks that are nurtured by statuesque beauties are nurtured by the skinniest supermodels. #Statuesque=#Skinny #Look' Morgan was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 2515, 'split': 'train'} entailment 8485 "Erick tweeted: '@IBMcloud @MidmarketIBM What on earth does that mean ""Cloud vs Mobile""? It's Cloud-Mobile - or basically Client-Server 2.0'" Erick was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 2516, 'split': 'train'} entailment 8486 Connor tweeted: 'I would have never hired Trestman. RT @PriscoCBS: I would fire Trestman tonight.' Connor was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 2517, 'split': 'train'} entailment 8487 Micheal tweeted: 'When someone who is extremely selfish dramatically wonders why people are so selfish ! ' Micheal was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 2518, 'split': 'train'} entailment 8488 Rohen tweeted: '@RaysBaseball Thank you for staying Tom!' Rohen was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 2519, 'split': 'train'} entailment 8489 Evander tweeted: '@dawncflv @MRbelzer he's the detective!!! lol #OrTypeCast' Evander was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 2520, 'split': 'train'} entailment 8490 Arielle tweeted: '@amyengineer @daverdfw you drive a ferrari, right? you being a beautiful clever woman?' Arielle was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 2521, 'split': 'train'} entailment 8491 Liam tweeted: 'the wheels on the bus are broken down broken down broken down:smiling_face_with_smiling_eyes::multiple_musical_notes: #fml #omwtothemet' Liam was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 2522, 'split': 'train'} entailment 8492 Jaide tweeted: 'Your cyber Monday sale got extended? No fucking way! #stfu' Jaide was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 2523, 'split': 'train'} entailment 8493 Reina tweeted: '@TU_SuccessStory I'm getting to notifications though. I know we up but only by 10. We playing bad?' Reina was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 2524, 'split': 'train'} entailment 8494 Williams tweeted: 'I'm in the back chilling for now on , if I don't keep it contact with you or hit you up don't get mad I'm just on some other shit :pedestrian:' Williams was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 2525, 'split': 'train'} entailment 8495 Anthony tweeted: '@jcpetit4 dusty as usual:electric_plug: #redbucket http://t.co/U8llvttn59' Anthony was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 2526, 'split': 'train'} entailment 8496 Julian tweeted: '@Taaa_lia @Merrinaised sorry I forgot LMAO' Julian was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 2527, 'split': 'train'} entailment 8497 Roman tweeted: 'MT Darth Vader is polling higher than all potential 2016 US presidential candidates http://t.co/Kuv3dp8pZm|Are you surprised? ' Roman was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 2528, 'split': 'train'} entailment 8498 Aiden tweeted: '@KimiNozoGuy @Alison_prime @SportzPunz @IvyTwisted @shitpostman Probably folks like #FullMcIntosh who don't buy games. #gamergate' Aiden was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 2529, 'split': 'train'} entailment 8499 Nathan tweeted: '@sarahkhannyc @SAfridiOfficial @ShahidSrfraz Hahahahahahahhahaha! I was some one and it happened to be ya! !' Nathan was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 2530, 'split': 'train'} entailment 8500 John tweeted: 'The most wonderful advantage of not being a ppl-pleasing daft is that there's nothing to worry about changing your perspectives(adjustments)' John was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 2531, 'split': 'train'} entailment 8501 Rosalina tweeted: ' alot-still not sussed out how yo keep in touch with peop!e via twitterTwitterversary' Rosalina was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 2532, 'split': 'train'} entailment 8502 Nathalee tweeted: 'Sure, let's go back to work on my day off after after just leaving four hours ago. Why not? #fb ' Nathalee was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 2533, 'split': 'train'} entailment 8503 Aiden tweeted: '@ninjalikescheez did your python tweeter send that? ' Aiden was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 2534, 'split': 'train'} entailment 8504 Katie tweeted: '@gilmanjames19 absolutely! I have no life so that shouldn't be a hard thing to do. Haha' Katie was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 2535, 'split': 'train'} entailment 8505 Luke tweeted: '..what a great start to my day ' Luke was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 2536, 'split': 'train'} entailment 8506 Kaleb tweeted: '@RichardCarter Thanks, that'll help loads ' Kaleb was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 2537, 'split': 'train'} entailment 8507 Nathan tweeted: 'Russia says ruble crisis over as reserves dive, inflation climbs http://t.co/KxvLkir1dB via @reuters' Nathan was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 2538, 'split': 'train'} entailment 8508 Nathan tweeted: '@RichardDawkins Accusations on twitter shouldn't count, though I've heard tales of talk that it will replace the grad jury sys here ' Nathan was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 2539, 'split': 'train'} entailment 8509 Naomi tweeted: 'Thinking I should lock my phone away for the night: #ifyoudonthaveanythingnicetosaydontsayanythingatall' Naomi was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 2540, 'split': 'train'} entailment 8510 Aniyah tweeted: 'So, Matt and Natasha are having sex. #WhatASuprise #WhatElseIsNew' Aniyah was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 2541, 'split': 'train'} entailment 8511 Lena tweeted: '@billisFPS @MrProWestie @leveluptime didn't you know that they removed the M16A3 because it was overpowered? :O' Lena was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 2542, 'split': 'train'} entailment 8512 Emiyah tweeted: '@AskPlayStation Have you guys tried unplugging the servers waiting 10 seconds and plugging them back in? #psndown' Emiyah was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 2543, 'split': 'train'} entailment 8513 Jarvis tweeted: '@WillMcHoebag Warwick Davis is more than twice the man Tony Blair is ' Jarvis was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 2544, 'split': 'train'} entailment 8514 Khalia tweeted: 'In Scotland ( the little country that's attached to the north of England) :flag_for_United_Kingdom::snowflake:๏ธ' Khalia was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 2545, 'split': 'train'} entailment 8515 Robert tweeted: 'Girls who put their area code in their instagram about me...so clever! #stupidsauce #mymomcoulddobetter' Robert was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 2546, 'split': 'train'} entailment 8516 Janyla tweeted: '@Rockprincess818 @texasfreedom101 Progressive socialism & liberalism must push the victim hood idea in order to continue.' Janyla was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 2547, 'split': 'train'} entailment 8517 Mason tweeted: 'Cheers to another good day... ' Mason was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 2548, 'split': 'train'} entailment 8518 Gabriel tweeted: '#nuffsaid #stupidity #hadenough lols :face_with_tears_of_joy::smiling_face_with_open_mouth: http://t.co/0iSZ1ExuLn' Gabriel was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 2549, 'split': 'train'} entailment 8519 Yael tweeted: 'Oh this will end well. RT @JonathanCohn: Military-Style Tech Finds Way Into School District Safety Measures http://t.co/uGFWTCZlVK' Yael was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 2550, 'split': 'train'} entailment 8520 Isaac tweeted: 'Oh how I missed middle school drama :~) ' Isaac was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 2551, 'split': 'train'} entailment 8521 "Brayden tweeted: '@mike_coogan Sky News says ""he died"" like as if he dropped dead in hospital lol - real honest reporting '" Brayden was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 2552, 'split': 'train'} entailment 8522 Emmanuel tweeted: 'Togepi do shed their www.MonsterMMORPG. com #shell. fally by #MonsterMMORPG #bagon' Emmanuel was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 2553, 'split': 'train'} entailment 8523 James tweeted: 'So this week is just getting better and better :loudly_crying_face:' James was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 2554, 'split': 'train'} entailment 8524 Isaiah tweeted: 'I ate too much..... meal, i'm not even done with desserts!' Isaiah was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 2555, 'split': 'train'} entailment 8525 Kyle tweeted: '@treacle1690CCA @billyf73 good old JK landing people in trouble again, ffs William i thought you were more savvy than that ' Kyle was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 2556, 'split': 'train'} entailment 8526 Magdalene tweeted: '@vicenews halting heroine overdoses instantly? How will the music and film industry block that one wonders?' Magdalene was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 2557, 'split': 'train'} entailment 8527 Anthony tweeted: 'At last I can quit work and enjoy life lol http://t.co/UdmxqLfviB' Anthony was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 2558, 'split': 'train'} entailment 8528 Jailene tweeted: 'Lol boy i just wanted a fuck not a relationship trying to sound like a hoe.' Jailene was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 2559, 'split': 'train'} entailment 8529 Crew tweeted: '#sotrue #ihavenolife #misshim #lovehim #haveabetterone #Justin #no #justinbeiber by grandtheftauto_five_troller http://t.co/KShHps7knq' Crew was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 2560, 'split': 'train'} entailment 8530 Ethan tweeted: 'Like u go to Williamsville east ur parents hand u money but ur so much better than everyone else hahaha ' Ethan was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 2561, 'split': 'train'} entailment 8531 "Houston tweeted: 'amazing how many ""americans"" slag off capitalism , from the comfort of armchairs, sipping decaf,skinny, pumpkins spice lattes '" Houston was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 2562, 'split': 'train'} entailment 8532 Luis tweeted: 'Don't know about y'all but, I'm super excited to get out there clean off my car, shovel and deal with fools on the road. Oh yeah. ' Luis was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 2563, 'split': 'train'} entailment 8533 Abdias tweeted: '@lennutrajektoor And this is a warmly ment from me to You! :-)' Abdias was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 2564, 'split': 'train'} entailment 8534 "Santino tweeted: '@TraceyJRobbins @jrf_uk The link says ""The requested page could not be found.""||Was the intentional?'" Santino was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 2565, 'split': 'train'} entailment 8535 Kamdyn tweeted: '@SamEdwards12 @FIH_Hockey Really?! This is absolutely below the belt, especially towards Tom Boon ... #DeepRespect ... ' Kamdyn was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 2566, 'split': 'train'} entailment 8536 Louis tweeted: '@bdstratton @csimps0n well aren't you the brightest bulb in the chandelier? ' Louis was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 2567, 'split': 'train'} entailment 8537 Maci tweeted: '@xheeners I know ... ' Maci was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 2568, 'split': 'train'} entailment 8538 Alexzandria tweeted: 'Remember that one episode Santana wanted to be a dancer but then forgot about it altogether. Good times. Good times. #Glee ' Alexzandria was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 2569, 'split': 'train'} entailment 8539 Binta tweeted: '@CarrieMuskat @Buster_ESPN sounds like #Cubs won't have room for Lester battery mate David Ross.' Binta was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 2570, 'split': 'train'} entailment 8540 Pablo tweeted: 'Bruh. I just realized I'm wearing her shirt. The chick who dumped me. Lmfao ' Pablo was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 2571, 'split': 'train'} entailment 8541 Ryan tweeted: '@FinestDos @TheFinestSquad @KroniumSquad Oh wow your talking Skype! Cool! ' Ryan was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 2572, 'split': 'train'} entailment 8542 Barrett tweeted: '@thunderroadvint try having no internet for a month. Now I know how Ethiopians feel. ' Barrett was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 2573, 'split': 'train'} entailment 8543 Matthew tweeted: '25 Historical Images That Normalize #Breastfeeding http://t.co/6DiheIcMx0 via @buzzfeeders. We're so more tolerant now...' Matthew was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 2574, 'split': 'train'} entailment 8544 Rianna tweeted: '@mikeviceo: Two years ago i got binoculars from my parents cause I needed to look to the future, I was like cool :face_with_tears_of_joy::face_with_tears_of_joy::face_with_tears_of_joy: tweet of the year' Rianna was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 2575, 'split': 'train'} entailment 8545 Nathan tweeted: 'Just watched how Pretzels were made. #interesinglife #whatamidoingwithmylife #longesthashtagnotneededbutYOLO' Nathan was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 2576, 'split': 'train'} entailment 8546 Giuliana tweeted: '@PeteKopite the lineup is full of goals and offensive intention #LFC ' Giuliana was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 2577, 'split': 'train'} entailment 8547 Maximilliano tweeted: 'Love the trust i get from people :ok_hand_sign: ' Maximilliano was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 2578, 'split': 'train'} entailment 8548 Nicholas tweeted: '@TheMindOfJDubb Fact we have a liberal school system. Yes I'm conservative.No that does not make me racist.(before you accuse me of that)' Nicholas was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 2579, 'split': 'train'} entailment 8549 "Dayshawn tweeted: ' #A #TERROR #ORGANIZATION .... #Hamas man killed, 3 injured in ""suspicious explosion"" in #Gaza http://t.co/lzNIhVqHFI #Israel'" Dayshawn was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 2580, 'split': 'train'} entailment 8550 "Siri tweeted: 'or have you redefined ""network"" to mean a lone moron talking to himself on youtube @RBRNetwork1 @JoeHilgerman @1_Free_Man @ABPT_Rocket'" Siri was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 2581, 'split': 'train'} entailment 8551 Diego tweeted: 'A voice of reason crying in the wilderness of hysteria. http://t.co/GHWycSm5bW via @sharethis' Diego was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 2582, 'split': 'train'} entailment 8552 Noah tweeted: 'I just love the NHS ' Noah was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 2583, 'split': 'train'} entailment 8553 Michael tweeted: 'THE WORLD'S BIGGEST ONLINE JOB Click and Get Started Now! http://t.co/f6PJOZUIJr' Michael was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 2584, 'split': 'train'} entailment 8554 Kayden tweeted: 'Carphone Warehouse call centre employees are such classy people @CPWTweets' Kayden was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 2585, 'split': 'train'} entailment 8555 "Helen tweeted: 'Being publicly called a ""heartless arsehole"" for going about my day as usual. '" Helen was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 2586, 'split': 'train'} entailment 8556 Austin tweeted: '@AlexPanchenko2 oh brother, the bar for journalism is very high these days @Henry_Langston why do you follow such retards?' Austin was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 2587, 'split': 'train'} entailment 8557 "Eli tweeted: '@iampjcurtis add some ""Your Baby Can Read"" DVDs...ya know...just in case lol:smirking_face:'" Eli was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 2588, 'split': 'train'} entailment 8558 Liam tweeted: 'http://t.co/EVNDvEm26y #TeenAnalCasting #Katarro Katarro Anal – About a Girl [Nirvana Cover]' Liam was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 2589, 'split': 'train'} entailment 8559 Wyatt tweeted: '@PaulGoonerW yeah stressed isnt the word could easily punch someone in the face right now:smirking_face::fisted_hand_sign::fisted_hand_sign:' Wyatt was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 2590, 'split': 'train'} entailment 8560 Anthony tweeted: 'It's super duper fun waking up and immediately shoveling your car out of your driveway for 20 minutes #fuckinsnow' Anthony was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 2591, 'split': 'train'} entailment 8561 Liliana tweeted: '@NeezmhaNeez Technically, we aint muzlamics until we believe in a guy lost in a cellar as our saviour. ||#TrueStoryFam' Liliana was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 2592, 'split': 'train'} entailment 8562 Cameron tweeted: 'One more reason not to shop at #Walmart. They make you feel you're not in America! #shopping #Islam #tcot ~ http://t.co/tvOu9XoN4z' Cameron was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 2593, 'split': 'train'} entailment 8563 Madeleine tweeted: '@aerial_photog @Dji def understandable.i'm ok with that. trying to find anything up here on this has been impossible.' Madeleine was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 2594, 'split': 'train'} entailment 8564 Lukas tweeted: '@sirmlivesey :-) Go for it. 20th Century Fox copied me and did 21st Century Fox, after all ... , I hasten to add *very* unlitigiously!' Lukas was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 2595, 'split': 'train'} entailment 8565 Maile tweeted: 'I have plans. I feel sick. What a surprising turn of events. ' Maile was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 2596, 'split': 'train'} entailment 8566 "Gedeon tweeted: 'Pepe's hair RT @Tife__: Palacio's hair...""@bombguy95: Ronaldo hair..""@Ms_Nini_: Messy hair :black_heart_suit:""'" Gedeon was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 2597, 'split': 'train'} entailment 8567 Joe tweeted: 'If a foreign power hit Japan's embassy in NYC with a missile, not really an attack on US. In that sense, I agree with you. @Daniel_1stLt' Joe was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 2598, 'split': 'train'} entailment 8568 Kristine tweeted: 'Buzzing about going home tonight, back for a month' Kristine was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 2599, 'split': 'train'} entailment 8569 Grayson tweeted: 'Yeah, because that's what's most important. . The man really is a prized prat. https://t.co/pVUi0cgGYK' Grayson was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 2600, 'split': 'train'} entailment 8570 Kyle tweeted: 'There's nothing more intimidating than having to serve an chavvy lanky 19 year old with acne and bum fluff. #cringe' Kyle was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 2601, 'split': 'train'} entailment 8571 Caroline tweeted: 'When j need the mailman to come late, he's here at 8a. When I can't wait for the mail to come? 7p. ' Caroline was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 2602, 'split': 'train'} entailment 8572 Milaniya tweeted: 'FNC is likely either repeating the same stuff over & over, @jerryjizzum753 @TheLexZane @Gumlegs @1_Free_Man @Life_DLL @ABPT_Rocket @Anan_VII' Milaniya was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 2603, 'split': 'train'} entailment 8573 Daniel tweeted: 'Join @ThuggMiss PromoTeam's Official Fan List and receive news, events, and more! http://t.co/1x49E5zITi' Daniel was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 2604, 'split': 'train'} entailment 8574 Easton tweeted: 'Oh this is back in #AdvancedWarfare XD|#JustCODThing http://t.co/qAP5SgoQnh' Easton was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 2605, 'split': 'train'} entailment 8575 Keilynn tweeted: 'Glad @jbrew_22 is excited to see me..... :unamused_face:' Keilynn was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 2606, 'split': 'train'} entailment 8576 Juliana tweeted: 'WOW !!! Really ??? Homework in the weekends?! #talkingabout #theteachers:pouting_face::pouting_face:' Juliana was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 2607, 'split': 'train'} entailment 8577 Camilo tweeted: 'Studying history;reading #gameofthrones | #asongofice&fire' Camilo was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 2608, 'split': 'train'} entailment 8578 Francesco tweeted: '#Israel #freezes #funds to #Palestinians #over #ICC #approach. http://t.co/kYY2bOdfs3 via @reuters' Francesco was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 2609, 'split': 'train'} entailment 8579 Parker tweeted: '@oneplanetmikey @misskylie77 I had never heard of them before, but I quite liked it!' Parker was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 2610, 'split': 'train'} entailment 8580 Amari tweeted: '#Venezuela -controlled #Moscow junta genocides peaceful protest of #Chechen miners in #Grozny . http://t.co/OZlny9c3Mg ' Amari was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 2611, 'split': 'train'} entailment 8581 Niles tweeted: 'What a great start to my morning #smh' Niles was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 2612, 'split': 'train'} entailment 8582 Armando tweeted: 'Got nothing against Muslims, but fuck these Islamic Cunts are disgusting :/ #sydneysiege' Armando was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 2613, 'split': 'train'} entailment 8583 Aiden tweeted: 'lol drunk mom on Christmas is so fun... #thisisadisaster :white_smiling_face::pistol::cocktail_glass:' Aiden was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 2614, 'split': 'train'} entailment 8584 Enzo tweeted: 'Thank goodness the holiday help at work is no more! I just love it when they think they know more than you #annoyed #relieved #gone' Enzo was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 2615, 'split': 'train'} entailment 8585 Jack tweeted: 'Pre work shenanigans lmbo alissamarie_b #letswork #kiddingnotkidding #funtimes #sheseriouslyrocks http://t.co/wht23Idawu' Jack was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 2616, 'split': 'train'} entailment 8586 Lila tweeted: 'Good luck to @ThackleyAFC against @HandsworthPFC this afternoon after a month of inactivity. ring rusty.' Lila was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 2617, 'split': 'train'} entailment 8587 Violet tweeted: 'Agree with @FrankFerragine @BTtoronto some people sigh so others will hear them. My husband sighs all the time. Around me. #Curious ' Violet was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 2618, 'split': 'train'} entailment 8588 Sofia tweeted: '@benrhodes I bet you're gonna be outside today, its soooo warm, T-shirt and shorts weather :flushed_face::smirking_face: #Funny' Sofia was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 2619, 'split': 'train'} entailment 8589 Mary tweeted: 'Produce Mobile Apps #bluedream| http://t.co/9NHimEIPSy http://t.co/9QHOFBuoyj' Mary was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 2620, 'split': 'train'} entailment 8590 Sarahgrace tweeted: 'Sipping a chicken Cuppa soup and watching #Jezza how exciting ' Sarahgrace was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 2621, 'split': 'train'} entailment 8591 Morgan tweeted: '@HallieCiera haha I'm going to have fun with it next year. ' Morgan was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 2622, 'split': 'train'} entailment 8592 Mackensie tweeted: 'Mens Football clearly know how to have a good time..... #archiesday #anychanceofasocial' Mackensie was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 2623, 'split': 'train'} entailment 8593 Jakob tweeted: '#and #As #But #Cake #Like #MMs #Made #Make #Food|Please RT: http://t.co/SDrBy5tNd5 http://t.co/wiH6mB1Pfx' Jakob was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 2624, 'split': 'train'} entailment 8594 Camilla tweeted: '@CopperBronzed So when Tory stood up and thanked Ford for his service to the city, I wanted to barf.' Camilla was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 2625, 'split': 'train'} entailment 8595 Immanuel tweeted: '@19jman86 apple jd? sure' Immanuel was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 2626, 'split': 'train'} entailment 8596 Zola tweeted: 'they dip, we drip #fat #sumo #hippoes #happy #like #so #turtle #googlemapcibae #love #bij... http://t.co/P0viOrlrXc' Zola was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 2627, 'split': 'train'} entailment 8597 Darrion tweeted: 'I believe it is about #indoctrination & religious indoctrination either; but indoctrination into the future groups of #Lefties.' Darrion was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 2628, 'split': 'train'} entailment 8598 Christopher tweeted: 'If you gon' judge people who drink and blaze FOH Go choke on some foreskin' Christopher was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 2629, 'split': 'train'} entailment 8599 Adam tweeted: 'The Champions League is overrated anyway! ' Adam was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 2630, 'split': 'train'} entailment 8600 Liam tweeted: 'danniella westbrook went to a food bank she should have gone to Iceland, oh yeah she fucked that up too #freedomofspeech' Liam was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 2631, 'split': 'train'} entailment 8601 Conner tweeted: 'Day off should be snuggled on the sofa doing nothing..... But alas I have Errons to do so trying up drag myself out of bed, happening' Conner was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 2632, 'split': 'train'} entailment 8602 Jaida tweeted: 'Ugh, I would give your first-born for some Pepto Bismol right now. #upsettummy' Jaida was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 2633, 'split': 'train'} entailment 8603 Maryana tweeted: '@roshpot So tht we can look into yr acc specifically we wld need to speak with you over the phone. Calls are charged at...' Maryana was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 2634, 'split': 'train'} entailment 8604 Cash tweeted: '#UKPLUS= Consists of Free Lebara2Lebara 3000MINs and 3000SMS UNLIMITED. #NO UNLIMITED SMS TO OTHER NETWORK Only consists of 1000SMS' Cash was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 2635, 'split': 'train'} entailment 8605 Christopher tweeted: '@highfivelife7 why are you so beautiful?!' Christopher was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 2636, 'split': 'train'} entailment 8606 Jaquelin tweeted: '@ATT really showing me the fastest LTE around #speedtest http://t.co/aQlkSxjDcM' Jaquelin was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 2637, 'split': 'train'} entailment 8607 Sylas tweeted: 'Down or Not is down right now. That's for ya http://t.co/f4WRhmHVLG' Sylas was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 2638, 'split': 'train'} entailment 8608 Aden tweeted: 'Is Obamacare Slowing Health Care Spending? http://t.co/gKyyRlh689 via @forbes' Aden was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 2639, 'split': 'train'} entailment 8609 Aydan tweeted: '@moofer1972 @abc7newsBayArea That's fantastic up to date news. Also ' Aydan was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 2640, 'split': 'train'} entailment 8610 Elijah tweeted: 'Corey Brewer looks like he is ready to not be in Minnesota anymore... You can see it all over his body language. #TradeBait' Elijah was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 2641, 'split': 'train'} entailment 8611 Daniel tweeted: 'Do I...do I want to know what he has in the bag? #Cthulhu #Christmas #Lovecraft #SantaClaus #funny http://t.co/NhBVda3Q2b' Daniel was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 2642, 'split': 'train'} entailment 8612 Bentley tweeted: 'Sorkin identified the 'attack on free speech' from Sony hackers before attacking the media for publishing the leaks #SonyHack' Bentley was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 2643, 'split': 'train'} entailment 8613 Nina tweeted: 'Most Hindus depend on the 'western' researchers,who explain to them what's written in Hindu scriptures!;-) @rupasubramanya #FacePalm ' Nina was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 2644, 'split': 'train'} entailment 8614 Maximo tweeted: 'managing to fall flat on my face up the library stairs, has just made it to the top of my list of proudest student moments ' Maximo was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 2645, 'split': 'train'} entailment 8615 Gabriel tweeted: 'Thanks @ahtohg for connecting. Always look forward to exchange thoughts n ideas with #entrepreneur working on #green n #sustainability' Gabriel was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 2646, 'split': 'train'} entailment 8616 Jaida tweeted: 'btw, dummy, 140 limits @RBRNetwork1 @1_Free_Man @TheLexZane @Anan_VII @ABPT_Rocket @kusun0' Jaida was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 2647, 'split': 'train'} entailment 8617 Bradey tweeted: 'I need my own pillow to fall asleep mymalsh' Bradey was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 2648, 'split': 'train'} entailment 8618 Jaxon tweeted: 'I don't think you get how embarrassing and trashy all of that really is... s'cute' Jaxon was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 2649, 'split': 'train'} entailment 8619 Nolan tweeted: 'Wow I feel so bad that you had to actually do your job as a teacher. #stopcomplaing' Nolan was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 2650, 'split': 'train'} entailment 8620 Max tweeted: '@LiamFoxtrot He's been half paced all season, Henderson would be a bigger loss' Max was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 2651, 'split': 'train'} entailment 8621 Caleb tweeted: 'Gripping new ebook not for the fainthearted or politically correct. Please visit site https://t.co/R99TXDaEt2' Caleb was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 2652, 'split': 'train'} entailment 8622 Zane tweeted: 'Just saw: Roel de Vries , Nissan #marketing boss says marketers should focus on emotions and quantify everything http://t.co/AB0ZU24OOm' Zane was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 2653, 'split': 'train'} entailment 8623 Kanen tweeted: '@brad_deere it's been over a year since you tweeted. #DoinItRight #MaybeNextYear #NewYearsResolution' Kanen was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 2654, 'split': 'train'} entailment 8624 Waylon tweeted: 'I have three test and a two dance performances tomorrow!!:books::open_book::dancer::dancer::woman_with_bunny_ears: #EasyDay ' Waylon was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 2655, 'split': 'train'} entailment 8625 Jeremiah tweeted: '2a TL shows Lester's 6/$155m deal's a hit Boston - Wish all announcements were made when parties involved least coherent #Notsarcasm' Jeremiah was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 2656, 'split': 'train'} entailment 8626 Katherin tweeted: 'so proud of my artwork :sparkling_heart::smiling_face_with_halo: #proud http://t.co/knDye8Ayoa' Katherin was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 2657, 'split': 'train'} entailment 8627 Henry tweeted: 'I find this farrrrr too funny :face_with_tears_of_joy::face_with_tears_of_joy: #wow #can #u http://t.co/4Ah4SUyDlW' Henry was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 2658, 'split': 'train'} entailment 8628 Sergio tweeted: 'Hope everyone is having a lovely Marxist Christmas ' Sergio was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 2659, 'split': 'train'} entailment 8629 Kaydon tweeted: '@Alan_Juventino I don't blame you bro, if i was married to @ClaudiaRomani I too would support Milan :smiling_face_with_smiling_eyes: http://t.co/8aTrR8ZEiE' Kaydon was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 2660, 'split': 'train'} entailment 8630 Evan tweeted: 'Let's just hope Nene isn't too hurt. Day to day instead of week to week, please. #praying #basketballgods' Evan was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 2661, 'split': 'train'} entailment 8631 Conor tweeted: ' at peak!! ;) http://t.co/1uHgVlNzfp' Conor was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 2662, 'split': 'train'} entailment 8632 Jumana tweeted: 'All I wanted was to see you' Jumana was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 2663, 'split': 'train'} entailment 8633 Gabriela tweeted: '@nyormnyorm @iamedem Nice but original' Gabriela was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 2664, 'split': 'train'} entailment 8634 Draven tweeted: 'I miss how close we were. :pensive_face:' Draven was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 2665, 'split': 'train'} entailment 8635 Angel tweeted: 'I just LOVEEEE finals soooo much . And not getting any sleep is the best part about them :astonished_face::pistol: ' Angel was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 2666, 'split': 'train'} entailment 8636 "Marlie tweeted: 'there is only 1 race, HUMAN so i dont look at things by the myth of ""races"" @jtarleta53 @RBRNetwork1'" Marlie was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 2667, 'split': 'train'} entailment 8637 "Bryant tweeted: 'Still wondering why the pop-up ""save password"" still pops up even when you do not tick ""keep logged in"". -Sarcastic'" Bryant was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 2668, 'split': 'train'} entailment 8638 Logan tweeted: '@slavetothemic thanks for sharing Mike, your opinion means a lot to us. #orisit?' Logan was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 2669, 'split': 'train'} entailment 8639 Clinton tweeted: 'It's funny how you can sit for 15minutes And not be noticed. #MTVStars Taylor Swift' Clinton was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 2670, 'split': 'train'} entailment 8640 Barbara tweeted: 'Now i officially look single. Ha the ' Barbara was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 2671, 'split': 'train'} entailment 8641 Alexander tweeted: 'What else would you do on friday? |#TGIF #8crap http://t.co/GOvZjAgVa2' Alexander was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 2672, 'split': 'train'} entailment 8642 Lacey tweeted: ': Historians collecting correct facts about wrong abuse. #Correct=#Wrong #FactAboutAbuse' Lacey was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 2673, 'split': 'train'} entailment 8643 Benjamin tweeted: '@Buster_ESPN I see what you did there' Benjamin was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 2674, 'split': 'train'} entailment 8644 Jacob tweeted: 'I can see it in your eyes.. #Kingofpop #mjackson #michaeljackson #invicible #breakofdawn #king #is #dead :purple_heart:... http://t.co/FCepZG7UUr' Jacob was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 2675, 'split': 'train'} entailment 8645 Nathan tweeted: 'Hahaha! @jamieyuccas enjoying the #selfiestick I got her for Christmas! http://t.co/2aNmDutKtX' Nathan was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 2676, 'split': 'train'} entailment 8646 Terri tweeted: 'Such quality customer service today by @Microsoft for the Xbox One #thisiscrap #nothelpfulatall' Terri was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 2677, 'split': 'train'} entailment 8647 Khaliyah tweeted: 'Tiger Woods Is Now Hero Group's Global Brand Ambassador #brand #buzzfeed |Read Story:|http://t.co/ImJof1p8E5' Khaliyah was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 2678, 'split': 'train'} entailment 8648 Sandra tweeted: '@spen0007 I have the box set of The Complete Steptoe and Son. That should cheer you up ' Sandra was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 2679, 'split': 'train'} entailment 8649 Jace tweeted: 'I love how I'm completely wide awake ' Jace was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 2680, 'split': 'train'} entailment 8650 Rhianna tweeted: 'So far today is going AWESOME. #fuckoff' Rhianna was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 2681, 'split': 'train'} entailment 8651 Bryleigh tweeted: '#indonesian#czech#mix#girl#with#my#boy#elvis#im#single by mcrodyn http://t.co/1bIJ6l9gdf' Bryleigh was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 2682, 'split': 'train'} entailment 8652 Michael tweeted: 'Just noticed that I crossed 500 followers in past month. Guys, I hope you enjoy the sarcasm b/c we all know my value added is nil ' Michael was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 2683, 'split': 'train'} entailment 8653 Nasir tweeted: '@117_Wolf @TheNelsconey @kenjitillman @OriginalSlumdog @TruthInsider @UE_Gaming @JVB @Danielsmile 9 Followers and now he's relevant? ' Nasir was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 2684, 'split': 'train'} entailment 8654 Reggie tweeted: 'The American justice system :thumbs_up_sign::person_raising_both_hands_in_celebration::clapping_hands_sign: ' Reggie was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 2685, 'split': 'train'} entailment 8655 Jemma tweeted: 'As a little girl I would dream of shouting instructions repeatedly and being completely ignored. #motherhood ' Jemma was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 2686, 'split': 'train'} entailment 8656 "Peter tweeted: 'Nice friendly drivers @Translink_NI ""never get on a bus with a ยฃ20 note mate"" what a way to make you feel welcome! '" Peter was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 2687, 'split': 'train'} entailment 8657 Xavier tweeted: 'Thanks mom for all those lovely words, you just love to let me know how proud you are of me | #wordshurt' Xavier was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 2688, 'split': 'train'} entailment 8658 Ace tweeted: '#Michigan RT @EditorEdge: Rich Rodriguez not available for the photo op. He's at the Fiesta Bowl.' Ace was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 2689, 'split': 'train'} entailment 8659 Alejandra tweeted: 'Used my brains and stopped drinking at 8 and been on the tea feeling sober and good.. Bring on tomorrow :face_throwing_a_kiss::face_throwing_a_kiss:' Alejandra was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 2690, 'split': 'train'} entailment 8660 Joyce tweeted: '@navadidas: #InkRivals ok,we all know Cleen is going to win, lets just end it. Not exciting. AMEN TO THAT' Joyce was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 2691, 'split': 'train'} entailment 8661 Aaron tweeted: 'Merry Christmas @Battlefield @leveluptime @dirtydeathdog @zachulon @covernode @YaraTwit @VisceralGames XD Thanks for making #BFHardline ^_^' Aaron was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 2692, 'split': 'train'} entailment 8662 Lilian tweeted: 'We still got alot of moonlight left' Lilian was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 2693, 'split': 'train'} entailment 8663 Miguel tweeted: '@Matt_Mason12 we all love a trier mate, but seriously, game seems to pass him by, poor on the ball,doesn't pick his runner up!' Miguel was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 2694, 'split': 'train'} entailment 8664 Milagros tweeted: 'The mouse's first incepted memory was just the sound: BRAAAAAAWWWWWWWWWP!' Milagros was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 2695, 'split': 'train'} entailment 8665 Cooper tweeted: ' a Bad Gift: Wall Gives Gooden $100K Cash (via http://t.co/9P4EKO4LA4) http://t.co/BzmTfRJ5aQ' Cooper was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 2696, 'split': 'train'} entailment 8666 Maureen tweeted: 'Porygon2 are found in the www.monstermmorpg. com wild. #firemen follow @MonsterMMORPG #paint' Maureen was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 2697, 'split': 'train'} entailment 8667 Julian tweeted: '#OPEC #chief #defends #policy, #says #group to #try to #ride #out #price #fall. http://t.co/P4nSy0P4e3 via @reuters' Julian was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 2698, 'split': 'train'} entailment 8668 Landyn tweeted: '@SBryanMusic I think I'm gonna check your music out later. Thanks:white_smiling_face:' Landyn was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 2699, 'split': 'train'} entailment 8669 Thomas tweeted: '@CaycePryhs Careful, Cayce. That's almost a racist statement. @william_1492 @CaseyParksIt @PhyIis' Thomas was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 2700, 'split': 'train'} entailment 8670 Isaac tweeted: 'You're gone and I gotta stay high... #coldpants #offtomysteriousplaces #bye http://t.co/aOla0qD4pb' Isaac was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 2701, 'split': 'train'} entailment 8671 Joshua tweeted: '@whatruWARING @LehmanJenny Ya I remember when winning one regular season game was like a super bowl ' Joshua was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 2702, 'split': 'train'} entailment 8672 Benjamin tweeted: 'Oversleeping is the bestttt. ' Benjamin was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 2703, 'split': 'train'} entailment 8673 Kaden tweeted: 'I'll do it tomorrow is a dangerous way to live' Kaden was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 2704, 'split': 'train'} entailment 8674 Brayden tweeted: '@ollielocke @CosmopolitanUK #goodgrief he may already have gone a little too far with those eyebrows!' Brayden was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 2705, 'split': 'train'} entailment 8675 Matthew tweeted: 'Cheap and expensive http://t.co/jbZtYeu7AV' Matthew was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 2706, 'split': 'train'} entailment 8676 Aubri tweeted: 'http://t.co/8ICPDcAoNQ #CHRISTMAS #GIFT #BLESSING #Santa #follow #TheInterview#BharatRatna #CallMeEva... http://t.co/Lx3MFqJzL8' Aubri was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 2707, 'split': 'train'} entailment 8677 Jesus tweeted: 'Hiring Managers are willing to wait for 30Days for a guy who can join immediately, but cannot take a guy with 30Days notice period. ' Jesus was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 2708, 'split': 'train'} entailment 8678 Rose tweeted: 'Still can't believe my teammate is engaged! #Holymoly #RingBySpring #TurnUpppp @tdoom789' Rose was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 2709, 'split': 'train'} entailment 8679 Benjamin tweeted: '@petefrt gee, that's SO hard to believe. ' Benjamin was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 2710, 'split': 'train'} entailment 8680 Timothy tweeted: '@GileseyR thanks for all your help Giles :thumbs_up_sign: ' Timothy was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 2711, 'split': 'train'} entailment 8681 Nathan tweeted: 'Why everything must b turned into a disaster to avenge another disaster?What's so gratifying in forgetting tht we all are humans/Pakistanis?' Nathan was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 2712, 'split': 'train'} entailment 8682 Lilianna tweeted: 'I'll keep this smile on my face to get myself through this bullcrap, instead of breaking down like usual.' Lilianna was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 2713, 'split': 'train'} entailment 8683 Nahla tweeted: 'Is it wrong of me to not want to read about horrible things in this world, just for one day?' Nahla was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 2714, 'split': 'train'} entailment 8684 Robert tweeted: 'The sooner I find that out, the sooner I can go and have the lovely conversation with HR as I've yet to tell work #lookingforwardtothat ' Robert was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 2715, 'split': 'train'} entailment 8685 "Nickyla tweeted: 'Coin ! erraji: "" ZeeGingaNinja: because it seems that some people here need this clarification #sydneysiege ... http://t.co/7QsgzEotfp""'" Nickyla was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 2716, 'split': 'train'} entailment 8686 Ana tweeted: '#Repost hernanpuentes with repostapp :black_rightwards_arrow:๏ธ:soon_with_rightwards_arrow_above::camera: #ComingSoon #LoveIt #LoveU ใƒปใƒปใƒปโฐPERFECTION..... Filter... http://t.co/foiEg1RSOB' Ana was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 2717, 'split': 'train'} entailment 8687 Omar tweeted: '@gigabarb @CloudOfCaroline wish I was there. maybe next year. I'll be the one with the mad socks. no clothes. just socks.' Omar was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 2718, 'split': 'train'} entailment 8688 "Braydenn tweeted: 'I can't remember the last time I saw ""32-bit integer"" in mainstream media! #Software #GangnamStyle #Geek @YouTube http://t.co/mP9fkuWo6r'" Braydenn was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 2719, 'split': 'train'} entailment 8689 Areyanna tweeted: 'Christmas music on the stair master #SundayFunday ' Areyanna was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 2720, 'split': 'train'} entailment 8690 Lawren tweeted: '@JoanneLouT I love the way that the #white males are buffoons, while the #black woman is smart and always wins #culturalmarxism ' Lawren was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 2721, 'split': 'train'} entailment 8691 Isaac tweeted: 'Can almost smell the turkey #hungry' Isaac was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 2722, 'split': 'train'} entailment 8692 Claude tweeted: '@IkeMagnifico Funny thing is now she's a security guard at Fed Ex in LA where I pick up all the time. ' Claude was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 2723, 'split': 'train'} entailment 8693 Alondra tweeted: 'Nothing beats a surprise Tetanus shot at the doctor's office. #blessed ' Alondra was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 2724, 'split': 'train'} entailment 8694 Logan tweeted: '@ajb_16 shouldn't you's be in school??' Logan was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 2725, 'split': 'train'} entailment 8695 Cameron tweeted: 'Photo: #tea #art #abstract #color #colors #fun #how #are #you #artist #spainish #exhibit #spain http://t.co/TjneQknWDo' Cameron was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 2726, 'split': 'train'} entailment 8696 Mathias tweeted: 'Absolutely appalling service once again from @FGW Can't wait for the rise in fares next month #excuses #joke' Mathias was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 2727, 'split': 'train'} entailment 8697 "Finesse tweeted: 'wait for it ""city-data"" will become a Fox News site soon @TheOldBreed1775 @RBRNetwork1 @Dolphin__Man @Joseph_WarrenDR'" Finesse was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 2728, 'split': 'train'} entailment 8698 Hudson tweeted: 'Not everyone will understand you. That's life.|#goodnight|#gatecrasher http://t.co/Xjqr57TEXS' Hudson was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 2729, 'split': 'train'} entailment 8699 Oliver tweeted: '@NathanFillion the resemblance is uncanny! #firefly @Castle_ABC http://t.co/rYWjkNTUEr' Oliver was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 2730, 'split': 'train'} entailment 8700 Maleea tweeted: '#Canned #Food #Lot #Of #Space #InteriorDecor Please RT: http://t.co/teeFi8QVbY http://t.co/Qy1jZ5jwZ3' Maleea was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 2731, 'split': 'train'} entailment 8701 Stuart tweeted: 'My christmas gift... i have sweetest friends :) #blessed http://t.co/FR5fTpJsTn' Stuart was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 2732, 'split': 'train'} entailment 8702 Alisha tweeted: 'Well on a positive note if I can stay awake for another hour I can go get my blood work done! #positivenote fun stuff ' Alisha was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 2733, 'split': 'train'} entailment 8703 Kira tweeted: 'Love waking up early in the morning #HockeyTournament #RefLife #Zebras' Kira was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 2734, 'split': 'train'} entailment 8704 Torunn tweeted: '> @CleartalkingCom Cell Phone Accessories: Accessory Kits, Audio Adapters, Batteries, Bluetooth Speakers, http://t.co/lXhKh21D7W' Torunn was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 2735, 'split': 'train'} entailment 8705 Zion tweeted: '@SamanthaaaBabby then I completely suck as a sub! Haha! going!!' Zion was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 2736, 'split': 'train'} entailment 8706 Dominic tweeted: 'Weather bomb. Weather. Bomb. ||I applaud the media's innovation in helping to sensationalise the usual autumn climate ' Dominic was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 2737, 'split': 'train'} entailment 8707 Xzavier tweeted: 'This clinical psychology exam is gunna be the main cause of whatever mental disorder I develop ' Xzavier was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 2738, 'split': 'train'} entailment 8708 Bode tweeted: 'HAPPY is how i can describe today! :white_smiling_face: :purple_heart:' Bode was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 2739, 'split': 'train'} entailment 8709 Kyla tweeted: '@Missguided: Looking back on Saturday night like... http://t.co/YiZd4lXq3l @LouiseRosalia You about Thursday :face_with_tears_of_joy:' Kyla was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 2740, 'split': 'train'} entailment 8710 Roddrick tweeted: 'If I had to chose between living in Winnipeg or never seeing the Leafs win the cup. No cup it is. #TMLtalk #Leafs' Roddrick was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 2741, 'split': 'train'} entailment 8711 Kendrick tweeted: 'Wrapping up CROTCHED MOUNTAIN commercial tonight, and packing everything up to head up to Loon Mountain Resort... http://t.co/g0IXxNJE6g' Kendrick was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 2742, 'split': 'train'} entailment 8712 Jason tweeted: 'You're still shit @jordancosco17c #cheater #pong' Jason was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 2743, 'split': 'train'} entailment 8713 Emiliana tweeted: '@Ms_ForgetMeNot oh lordy! Eating out was the hardest or going to someone's place. Esp as I don't eat meat.*eye roll* what can we feed her?' Emiliana was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 2744, 'split': 'train'} entailment 8714 Katrina tweeted: 'Fun at @JRfm #Basics4Babies Day @langleyevents on Sunday: Ask Travis Lulay to get his face painted like Tony The Tiger #worthashot' Katrina was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 2745, 'split': 'train'} entailment 8715 Adrian tweeted: '@TFLN: (281): If I had feelings, you would have hurt them. ' Adrian was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 2746, 'split': 'train'} entailment 8716 Santiago tweeted: 'It's so exciting to see snapchats of everybody's Christmas dinner, wow. ' Santiago was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 2747, 'split': 'train'} entailment 8717 Devan tweeted: 'Yaaaayyy Valentine's Day stuff is out already :two_hearts: ' Devan was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 2748, 'split': 'train'} entailment 8718 Steven tweeted: 'Bae had an energy drink and wants to stay up... but I'm so sleeeeeepy. #love #sleep' Steven was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 2749, 'split': 'train'} entailment 8719 Ryan tweeted: 'So Ally McCoist hands his notice in and gets a pay rise,he really has Rangers best interests at heart' Ryan was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 2750, 'split': 'train'} entailment 8720 Knowledge tweeted: 'Imagine an imaginary menagerie manager managing an imaginary menagerie.' Knowledge was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 2751, 'split': 'train'} entailment 8721 Jacob tweeted: 'I just swallowed my giant lozenge. Now my throat actually hurts. I'm glad I have Twitter to share my despair. #sick' Jacob was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 2752, 'split': 'train'} entailment 8722 Noah tweeted: 'http://t.co/Y3Dn0FIlw5 #WOW #CRAZYkids http://t.co/7TfL9AteCu can fix this. #OutofControlKids #DrPhi... http://t.co/3DaLk6wpzk' Noah was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 2753, 'split': 'train'} entailment 8723 Giovanni tweeted: 'Some #tblightning action along the boards at @amaliearena in #Tampa #fuji #x30 #boltssocial #bethethunder http://t.co/eX5dRuepkM' Giovanni was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 2754, 'split': 'train'} entailment 8724 Mikaela tweeted: 'I cut my dominant tweeting finger on the milo tin. But as you can see, I'm a survivor.' Mikaela was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 2755, 'split': 'train'} entailment 8725 Steven tweeted: 'Well here comes another 6+ page paper. #ilovecollege ' Steven was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 2756, 'split': 'train'} entailment 8726 Jaden tweeted: 'Gotta baps that hoe thou' Jaden was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 2757, 'split': 'train'} entailment 8727 Alec tweeted: 'Currently writing about how I plan to stop procrastinating after leaving the paper untouched all day ' Alec was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 2758, 'split': 'train'} entailment 8728 Abhay tweeted: 'Security Engineers are not Security Guards. :| #Hackers #security' Abhay was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 2759, 'split': 'train'} entailment 8729 Exzavier tweeted: 'Everyone competing against each other for privatized goods is way better than working together as a whole to advance humanity. ' Exzavier was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 2760, 'split': 'train'} entailment 8730 Conner tweeted: '@VeIvetRose @PG1888 of course, Not!' Conner was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 2761, 'split': 'train'} entailment 8731 Tamara tweeted: 'http://t.co/N1eVKeTMZ0 celebs takes drastic measures to look good... #whoops #CelebrityLeakedPhotos http://t.co/5vGRHXrSa3' Tamara was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 2762, 'split': 'train'} entailment 8732 Joshua tweeted: 'About to take a long ass drive with music blasting :person_raising_both_hands_in_celebration:' Joshua was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 2763, 'split': 'train'} entailment 8733 Joel tweeted: 'Absolutely love being harassed by a group of twatty adolescents on a late night shop ' Joel was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 2764, 'split': 'train'} entailment 8734 Jennabelle tweeted: 'These Student Athletes Really Picked The Wrong Class To Cheat In http://t.co/JWeNktzy7M via @MTVNews ' Jennabelle was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 2765, 'split': 'train'} entailment 8735 Giselle tweeted: '@SR_Duncan @destroy_robots Chortle. Would he have liked Palmer?' Giselle was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 2766, 'split': 'train'} entailment 8736 Jerimiah tweeted: 'It's a good thing Obama opened up Cuba in his first term, and didn't wait until all his elections were over.|#cuba ' Jerimiah was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 2767, 'split': 'train'} entailment 8737 Oscar tweeted: 'http://t.co/QdYdOaQ48B Because, progress... #AnEyeForAnEye , #PeshawarAttack #Taliban... Surely this will bring peace and justice? ' Oscar was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 2768, 'split': 'train'} entailment 8738 Josie tweeted: 'Xmas on the blog feat @intimissimiofficial and @calzedonia * Read our story and share the LOVE :heavy_black_heart:๏ธ Click the link... http://t.co/flWpJ1pohN' Josie was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 2769, 'split': 'train'} entailment 8739 Thomas tweeted: '@tomstrock39: Pick it up one more time for the homie in the back that's stickin right with us thanks for answering my DM #realmvp ' Thomas was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 2770, 'split': 'train'} entailment 8740 Braydon tweeted: '@ChloeLaylaa the hostel is fine actually but I've probs caught like 1000 germs walking around London, thanks for wishing me better ' Braydon was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 2771, 'split': 'train'} entailment 8741 Elijah tweeted: 'Spider Web Lace Chemise|With lined underwire cups, strappy open back, and adjustable straps and... http://t.co/Hyz4c04qCE' Elijah was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 2772, 'split': 'train'} entailment 8742 Kevin tweeted: '@Ron_Peterson to tell you the truth, that may have been the smartest thing you've ever tweeted. #ireallythinkyouareafuckingidiot' Kevin was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 2773, 'split': 'train'} entailment 8743 Bryson tweeted: '@NussieT you realize you just tweeted out advice the other day on how not to spill your coffee, right? #sloppy' Bryson was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 2774, 'split': 'train'} entailment 8744 Alexander tweeted: 'It's adorable how this keeps on happening ' Alexander was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 2775, 'split': 'train'} entailment 8745 Sawyer tweeted: '@virginmedia Advertising an online special with an expiry countdown, yet you cant order anything or check your postcodes validity. ' Sawyer was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 2776, 'split': 'train'} entailment 8746 Johnathan tweeted: 'The last time I'll get up at 6:30am I'll miss this ' Johnathan was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 2777, 'split': 'train'} entailment 8747 Josue tweeted: 'It's so easy to focus on what's at hand when you have a million other thoughts running through your mind at the same time. ' Josue was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 2778, 'split': 'train'} entailment 8748 Gabriel tweeted: 'Wallahi speaking to an unbeliever is bid'a, let alone wishing him/her a happy celebration. ' Gabriel was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 2779, 'split': 'train'} entailment 8749 Kiyanna tweeted: '@TrendsMumbai @AbsolutIndia @EVC_India And it starts :P |#GetEnchanted' Kiyanna was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 2780, 'split': 'train'} entailment 8750 Josiah tweeted: 'I feel so blessed to get ocular migraines. ' Josiah was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 2781, 'split': 'train'} entailment 8751 Talon tweeted: 'Yups sarcasm and wine! #winelover :smiling_face_with_smiling_eyes::information_desk_person: http://t.co/ZKJ58DKjtE' Talon was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 2782, 'split': 'train'} entailment 8752 Jimena tweeted: 'One more all nighter and the semester is done' Jimena was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 2783, 'split': 'train'} entailment 8753 Maeve tweeted: '@peteswildlife Great. Does that mean he's also giving up hunting and killing wildlife in Europe? ' Maeve was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 2784, 'split': 'train'} entailment 8754 Zaria tweeted: '@Parlett316 still out w/ back sprain?' Zaria was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 2785, 'split': 'train'} entailment 8755 Demetri tweeted: '@ciara848 @clairepear24 @UberFacts but would you be willing to purchase from a vending machine?' Demetri was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 2786, 'split': 'train'} entailment 8756 Isaac tweeted: 'I've tweeted nearly 4,000 times and I'm not sure all 4,000 tweets really needed to be on the internet... Including this one ' Isaac was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 2787, 'split': 'train'} entailment 8757 Braxtyn tweeted: ' #40 #Corner #Cute #Day #Expensive #diy #crafts|Please RT: http://t.co/6sNBFNIirz http://t.co/JhxnPzuvhD' Braxtyn was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 2788, 'split': 'train'} entailment 8758 Nehemiah tweeted: 'Looking forward to mine and the boyfriends 2nd Christmas together!!:face_throwing_a_kiss::person_raising_both_hands_in_celebration::two_hearts:' Nehemiah was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 2789, 'split': 'train'} entailment 8759 Maddox tweeted: 'I love when folks call Brady a system QB but are THE BIGGEST Peyton Manning fans. .' Maddox was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 2790, 'split': 'train'} entailment 8760 Luke tweeted: 'Looking for @Stratoscale practitioners... Anyone out there, or recommendations?' Luke was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 2791, 'split': 'train'} entailment 8761 Adam tweeted: 'http://t.co/QLzEP7GbWJ #FLOOD OF #NOAH #HovindTheory #ICEAGE #Bible #Church #Christians #Jews #tcot #... http://t.co/VKqZgYGo2O' Adam was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 2792, 'split': 'train'} entailment 8762 Christian tweeted: '@TheWarRoom_Tom I am sure this has made your day. LoL ' Christian was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 2793, 'split': 'train'} entailment 8763 Darey tweeted: 'Shit just keeps getting better and better!!! #ShouldOfStayedInBed' Darey was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 2794, 'split': 'train'} entailment 8764 Farrah tweeted: '102ยฐ fever. That's fun. ' Farrah was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 2795, 'split': 'train'} entailment 8765 Evan tweeted: 'And the round ligament pain returns. Yay #PregnancyProblems' Evan was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 2796, 'split': 'train'} entailment 8766 "Ashlyn tweeted: '@DailyMirror Great job on reporting on a mentally unstable man and calling him ""drug crazed"" '" Ashlyn was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 2797, 'split': 'train'} entailment 8767 Nathan tweeted: '@anthonyboutall - Russell Brand discussed today how much his London mansion is worth..and Marx was married to a baroness #scum #weak' Nathan was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 2798, 'split': 'train'} entailment 8768 "Danyla tweeted: '@HoodCertified Hey, now. Her profile says ""I Heart Jesus"" so she can't be all bad. @FOXDeportes @ErikaReidt'" Danyla was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 2799, 'split': 'train'} entailment 8769 Inara tweeted: '@Imranj_ logic is an invention by the kuffar, everything makes perfect sense. () Like monkeys stoning she monkeys' Inara was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 2800, 'split': 'train'} entailment 8770 Rylan tweeted: 'Just a hunch here,but I think Steven Gerrard is leaving,possibly going to the MLS #hesnodeed' Rylan was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 2801, 'split': 'train'} entailment 8771 Lochlyn tweeted: '@deepgreendesign Well since he's basically an employee of the oil & gas sector, it would make sense that he operates this way.' Lochlyn was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 2802, 'split': 'train'} entailment 8772 Alizon tweeted: 'Just hangin' with ma dawg #eyesup http://t.co/Uz9vbwCvZE' Alizon was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 2803, 'split': 'train'} entailment 8773 Anthony tweeted: 'Sitting around listening to sad music really helps the depression. ' Anthony was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 2804, 'split': 'train'} entailment 8774 Ellianna tweeted: 'Still awake sooo that's nice... ' Ellianna was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 2805, 'split': 'train'} entailment 8775 Alexandra tweeted: 'Watching the move 'Begin Again' and the verisimilitude is overpowering, it's like I'm back in the 90s music business again. ' Alexandra was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 2806, 'split': 'train'} entailment 8776 Tryson tweeted: 'I love my mom ' Tryson was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 2807, 'split': 'train'} entailment 8777 Cole tweeted: 'Some people just don't listen..Ah well guess they'll learn the hard way' Cole was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 2808, 'split': 'train'} entailment 8778 Jiya tweeted: 'can you imagine being in high school today with a delusional dad making a fool of himself on the internet @ThePanda19720' Jiya was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 2809, 'split': 'train'} entailment 8779 Alana tweeted: '@ATVIAssist it's finally open XD I used a youtube video to help me :) Thanks very much ;) http://t.co/gaZvpumBcD' Alana was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 2810, 'split': 'train'} entailment 8780 Jamiyah tweeted: 'The funky taste of chocolate with the Chunky Monkey all just in a cup .|| George of the Jungle,Cup and a Lick' Jamiyah was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 2811, 'split': 'train'} entailment 8781 Mckenzee tweeted: '@_kaypro @bglassify Yes, fountain jumping sounds like a great January activity. ' Mckenzee was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 2812, 'split': 'train'} entailment 8782 Destini tweeted: '@FTVLive @tvagent I'm surprised my coanchor hasn't already nominated me for the worst list.' Destini was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 2813, 'split': 'train'} entailment 8783 Austin tweeted: 'Lol... That's real cute :unamused_face: ' Austin was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 2814, 'split': 'train'} entailment 8784 Leona tweeted: 'of course the day that it's a monsoon outside i have classes on and off from 10 AM to 8 PM #ilovelife ' Leona was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 2815, 'split': 'train'} entailment 8785 Robert tweeted: 'Late night snuggles with my boy :purple_heart::two_hearts:' Robert was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 2816, 'split': 'train'} entailment 8786 Khloie tweeted: 'I just want to eat pizza and be with my friends for the rest of my life' Khloie was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 2817, 'split': 'train'} entailment 8787 Anjelah tweeted: 'I'm in love with the cocoa:teacup_without_handle:' Anjelah was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 2818, 'split': 'train'} entailment 8788 "Mason tweeted: '#Sagittarius know what they want, if they can have it, and they always keep on thinking bigger.""'" Mason was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 2819, 'split': 'train'} entailment 8789 Jacob tweeted: '@lawsondath92 @GregorRoberts0n @coach_carts @Cressy_36 @tozer_ben Come on lads, you're fucking better than this shite you keep showing' Jacob was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 2820, 'split': 'train'} entailment 8790 Daisy tweeted: 'I know that what I see |Is what you see |What it is that I know feel and see is that the #time... http://t.co/iwMP39SjJ5' Daisy was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 2821, 'split': 'train'} entailment 8791 Josephine tweeted: '@conorcoughlan_ Being doing projects for university all day! My life is sooooo interesting ' Josephine was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 2822, 'split': 'train'} entailment 8792 Lathan tweeted: '@DylanBraddy @chels_2325 real tough to whoop dungeys ass ' Lathan was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 2823, 'split': 'train'} entailment 8793 "Aaliyah tweeted: 'By @imjayded_ "":fire::fire::fire:@dipmag Gears up to release its next issue:soon_with_rightwards_arrow_above: 'Wifey Series' with #covermodels... http://t.co/DQrKfjmYvL'" Aaliyah was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 2824, 'split': 'train'} entailment 8794 Maia tweeted: 'The power went out in Delano. #blackout in some parts.:white_smiling_face::party_popper: Still #HappyNewYear everyone. #besafe #goodnight' Maia was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 2825, 'split': 'train'} entailment 8795 Fredrick tweeted: 'Why does sue give bonnie anxiety and stress pills ' Fredrick was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 2826, 'split': 'train'} entailment 8796 Kaia tweeted: 'Now I've written down everything I need to know it seems a lot more manageable. ' Kaia was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 2827, 'split': 'train'} entailment 8797 Myles tweeted: '@FunnyIines: DONT SAY ANYTHING JUST RT https://t.co/UOIlyHPt6G @MikeyOrosz' Myles was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 2828, 'split': 'train'} entailment 8798 Jason tweeted: 'Love it when I have a 10 minute wait on @Ticketmaster and as I reach no wait it knocks me back to 10 more minutes. Fantastic. ' Jason was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 2829, 'split': 'train'} entailment 8799 Brandon tweeted: 'Funny Annoying You Men's Tee http://t.co/bDSBZ93PCc Great for family reunions! #funny #tees' Brandon was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 2830, 'split': 'train'} entailment 8800 Colby tweeted: '@NewDay: .@JebBush considering a run for the @WhiteHouse: http://t.co/nq5JO2ZrQ6 #5Things http://t.co/HC74bNlZuT <>' Colby was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 2831, 'split': 'train'} entailment 8801 Eli tweeted: '@TyQuorshaaa: Jackie Just Had the Best Joke I've Heard In Awhile| :face_with_tears_of_joy::weary_face::see-no-evil_monkey::see-no-evil_monkey::see-no-evil_monkey:' Eli was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 2832, 'split': 'train'} entailment 8802 "Talon tweeted: 'I before ""E"" except after ""C,"" right? What about in ""W-E-I-R-D?"" #Tshirt #RulesWereMadeToBeBroken? http://t.co/9CFGuU4Q17'" Talon was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 2833, 'split': 'train'} entailment 8803 Aelyn tweeted: '@AstroDWJust I was only clarifying for my LEGION of other followers. #NotForTheIntellectuals #DrHandsomeDennis' Aelyn was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 2834, 'split': 'train'} entailment 8804 Charvi tweeted: 'Oh look at me! I'm making people happy! I'm a magical man from happy land! Who lives in a gumdrop house on lolly pop lane! ||' Charvi was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 2835, 'split': 'train'} entailment 8805 Sanchez tweeted: '@quiksilverindia The only place where you don't wanna sit on the seat that you earned. |#Dancing |#QuiksilverGoesSupersonic' Sanchez was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 2836, 'split': 'train'} entailment 8806 Juan tweeted: 'Those were some great last minute substitutions @TomCrean ' Juan was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 2837, 'split': 'train'} entailment 8807 William tweeted: 'My family might find a giant lump of Ice sitting where I'm sitting right now. Transformation is nigher, my fellows.' William was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 2838, 'split': 'train'} entailment 8808 "Gavin tweeted: 'The ultimate ""How to"" book..... http://t.co/u8fdrrDUXz'" Gavin was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 2839, 'split': 'train'} entailment 8809 Lillyanne tweeted: 'Women getting hit on by married managers at @ChickfilA cracks me up #Hypocrites #practicewhatyoupreach' Lillyanne was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 2840, 'split': 'train'} entailment 8810 Jamyah tweeted: 'Love how I came into work at 8 because Charlie said we were busy.... 3 people in 45 minutes,yeah we got this place packed Charlie. ' Jamyah was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 2841, 'split': 'train'} entailment 8811 Otis tweeted: '@DrJaneChi: But what about white on white crime? It's like a ribbon in the sky...non-existent. ' Otis was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 2842, 'split': 'train'} entailment 8812 Hunter tweeted: 'AAP said will declare AK candidate in last list but declared it before.This issue affecting India's GDP is termed as U-Turn by BJP #AK4Delhi' Hunter was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 2843, 'split': 'train'} entailment 8813 Charles tweeted: 'I am so happy that Thad (the Lead Multiplayer Designer for Hardline) followed me XD' Charles was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 2844, 'split': 'train'} entailment 8814 Kevin tweeted: 'Aaaaaaand...I left my work computer at home. Now I have to go get it. #BestDayEver ' Kevin was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 2845, 'split': 'train'} entailment 8815 Caleb tweeted: '@LandODaFree It's no longer political.@BarackObama is setting the stage for all out race war.That is his only way he can succeed.' Caleb was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 2846, 'split': 'train'} entailment 8816 Nathan tweeted: 'Salt n Peppa's Geico commercial is literally the best, ever. Only one that beats it is Hump Day.' Nathan was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 2847, 'split': 'train'} entailment 8817 Noel tweeted: 'Today has been a blast' Noel was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 2848, 'split': 'train'} entailment 8818 Briar tweeted: 'How does #bigdata and #analytics look compared to the #cynefin cause/effect decision framework? https://t.co/LHSXbg8tL4' Briar was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 2849, 'split': 'train'} entailment 8819 Landon tweeted: 'Smh. Yesterday I was losing my voice. Today woke up with a mean ass cough and a headache :unamused_face:Christmas could be any better ' Landon was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 2850, 'split': 'train'} entailment 8820 Josephine tweeted: '#All #And #For #Hot #Rachel #style #fashion|Please RT: http://t.co/02eC8FzuGA http://t.co/6bFvvn4QZ8' Josephine was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 2851, 'split': 'train'} entailment 8821 Jaycie tweeted: 'Well that's me living till I'm 200yrs old!!! #sarci #wit #low #constant http://t.co/8NzMFso9Do' Jaycie was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 2852, 'split': 'train'} entailment 8822 Anahi tweeted: '#chattyman never fails to make me laugh @chattyman #1 talk show on TV! #loveit' Anahi was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 2853, 'split': 'train'} entailment 8823 Jefferson tweeted: 'Women do some crazy ass shit just to be with a guy and the least they can do for her is break her heart!| all but some.' Jefferson was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 2854, 'split': 'train'} entailment 8824 Danae tweeted: '@GioneeIndia Latest album is Free The Universe #SupersonicWithGionee #Mumbai' Danae was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 2855, 'split': 'train'} entailment 8825 Charlotte tweeted: 'Time for the post Christmas car wash, yay!!! #friesenfamilychristmas' Charlotte was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 2856, 'split': 'train'} entailment 8826 Alize tweeted: ' EBOLA|BUT GREED AKA BADMIND KILLS EASILY AND QUICKQUICK http://t.co/qs6Ij3pBmS' Alize was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 2857, 'split': 'train'} entailment 8827 Sebastian tweeted: 'tramp shit #youoweme #follow http://t.co/i0TxDIPTwA' Sebastian was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 2858, 'split': 'train'} entailment 8828 John tweeted: '@EmWatson: Thank you @ELLEUK for having me on the cover of the Feminism issue. My favourite magazine cover ever. LorraineELLE X ' John was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 2859, 'split': 'train'} entailment 8829 Owen tweeted: 'A #Sagittarius will always chase what they want until they get it..|#keepgoing http://t.co/7vV4kwchRj' Owen was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 2860, 'split': 'train'} entailment 8830 Tabitha tweeted: 'Was pretty windy at the summit. Memphis loves the floppity ears while he watches the raptors soar #getoutside #yyj http://t.co/nQmIihtlll' Tabitha was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 2861, 'split': 'train'} entailment 8831 Evangeline tweeted: 'I need to get up, but Sasha is way too cute!' Evangeline was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 2862, 'split': 'train'} entailment 8832 Krew tweeted: 'I fucked them really badly :face_with_tears_of_joy::face_with_tears_of_joy::face_with_tears_of_joy:|#AdvancedWarfare http://t.co/FKJaZVk943' Krew was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 2863, 'split': 'train'} entailment 8833 Maison tweeted: '#NYPD :worried_face::confused_face::crying_face::sleepy_face::disappointed_face: not cute #NYPDMutiny I am sure the citizens feel real safe you showed us who you are.' Maison was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 2864, 'split': 'train'} entailment 8834 Richard tweeted: 'So @annabelluxford was on the pull on our spin today interested #oops http://t.co/qGuZhHTXA4' Richard was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 2865, 'split': 'train'} entailment 8835 Halle tweeted: 'Harry's literally such a good person it hurts my heart BYE #InternationalHarryStylesDay' Halle was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 2866, 'split': 'train'} entailment 8836 "Jaclyn tweeted: '@ohmaddiie: @SooFunnyPost: do you ever wonder http://t.co/x7RBgH13ZK"":person_raising_both_hands_in_celebration::person_raising_both_hands_in_celebration:""this is some shit you would think of @juiccyy_j :face_with_tears_of_joy:'" Jaclyn was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 2867, 'split': 'train'} entailment 8837 Isaiah tweeted: 'What normal people see vs. what I see @HaleyDinkel http://t.co/1TY3hEMkW1' Isaiah was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 2868, 'split': 'train'} entailment 8838 Luciana tweeted: '@erinava as long as it's for taste purposes, that works for me. Are there any meats you like?' Luciana was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 2869, 'split': 'train'} entailment 8839 Jordyn tweeted: 'These guys are just amazing #gottalisten @cindybm2 The Allman Brothers Band - Stormy Monday ( At Fil...: http://t.co/GCaqwt2A50' Jordyn was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 2870, 'split': 'train'} entailment 8840 Noah tweeted: ' #Bra #Fitting #Guide #How #diy #crafts|Please RT: http://t.co/aw58siFjFF http://t.co/ZwX1w60mIU' Noah was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 2871, 'split': 'train'} entailment 8841 Collin tweeted: 'Parking meter obviously forgot to get its own parking ticket. http://t.co/fa0ypoYOSx' Collin was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 2872, 'split': 'train'} entailment 8842 Ioannis tweeted: 'But hey, 1 study guide for chemistry down 5 to go' Ioannis was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 2873, 'split': 'train'} entailment 8843 Dakota tweeted: 'Grace: this is my barf bag.|Me: why do you have a barf bag? |Grace: because sometimes when i see people i feel like vomiting.' Dakota was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 2874, 'split': 'train'} entailment 8844 Derek tweeted: '@HeatherVHanson Oh funny. I saw that crowd! We were just there for dinner.' Derek was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 2875, 'split': 'train'} entailment 8845 Scott tweeted: 'review ' Scott was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 2876, 'split': 'train'} entailment 8846 Jayden tweeted: '@TawnyaCSmith sounds like soooo much fun! ' Jayden was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 2877, 'split': 'train'} entailment 8847 Miia tweeted: '@dawnlawsonaz Here's a list. Lots of great choices to help #Coyotes win a cup next year. http://t.co/iERZ24GyWS' Miia was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 2878, 'split': 'train'} entailment 8848 Skylah tweeted: '#NBA players #NY support protests of #police killings/sure #money donations for #college WB coming http://t.co/WothDOXXeM' Skylah was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 2879, 'split': 'train'} entailment 8849 Kiana tweeted: '@sommelierkeith hope you had a nice Xmas babes X' Kiana was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 2880, 'split': 'train'} entailment 8850 Steele tweeted: 'Love hanging out with my dad' Steele was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 2881, 'split': 'train'} entailment 8851 Noah tweeted: '@alyssaanicoleL this Friday lit' Noah was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 2882, 'split': 'train'} entailment 8852 Oliver tweeted: 'Looking forward to new year :D' Oliver was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 2883, 'split': 'train'} entailment 8853 Keyla tweeted: 'you're so sweet ' Keyla was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 2884, 'split': 'train'} entailment 8854 Lucien tweeted: '@srossi72 @RFerdenzi I wish son. like I said, twitter, wit on twitter and the magic of photos that are 3D = smoke and mirrors effect.' Lucien was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 2885, 'split': 'train'} entailment 8855 Roland tweeted: '@AdamRubinESPN # SHOCKING ' Roland was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 2886, 'split': 'train'} entailment 8856 Cecelia tweeted: 'Check out my latest blog post on MyFairDaily: Pins That Really Work!!! http://t.co/6e4lh0Wjjj #lbloggers #lifestyle #pinterest #triedandtrue' Cecelia was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 2887, 'split': 'train'} entailment 8857 Menachem tweeted: 'I'm not going to survive today w/o breaking down in tears at least twice and possibly passing out. All nighter @the library was a bad idea.' Menachem was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 2888, 'split': 'train'} entailment 8858 Mercy tweeted: ' much!!' Mercy was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 2889, 'split': 'train'} entailment 8859 Jayden tweeted: '@CamInman @BeeJayCee02 we all know how well we did under Erickson. ' Jayden was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 2890, 'split': 'train'} entailment 8860 Kaliyah tweeted: 'I give people a break 2 say that without my supporting cast that none of my works would of made it is tosh. Did nobody get #Extras ' Kaliyah was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 2891, 'split': 'train'} entailment 8861 Aidan tweeted: 'Lord have mercy on us. The world's most powerful nation is ruled by two families. #Bush #Clinton #wasps #elxn2016 http://t.co/32ao1G9H5V' Aidan was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 2892, 'split': 'train'} entailment 8862 Gaberial tweeted: '@davidvitty to watch re blues? Chelsea's of course ' Gaberial was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 2893, 'split': 'train'} entailment 8863 Lena tweeted: 'This gone be some fire ! :fire:Jan 24th #getlifted http://t.co/X9ZJ0unHzl' Lena was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 2894, 'split': 'train'} entailment 8864 Alaina tweeted: 'Happy Monday all! #pbloggers #mbloggers' Alaina was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 2895, 'split': 'train'} entailment 8865 Rashad tweeted: '#notcies #eu Foreign Affairs Committee MEPs to discuss Lebanon with prime minister http://t.co/vO8qmlP1Gv' Rashad was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 2896, 'split': 'train'} entailment 8866 Enzo tweeted: 'I love how sometimes I am skipped over so the greeting replies are just towards Odin but not me. ' Enzo was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 2897, 'split': 'train'} entailment 8867 Adrian tweeted: 'Try to ring @heatherbeech about a plumbing issue. Her phone goes off upstairs with Super Mario theme tune #retrogaming' Adrian was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 2898, 'split': 'train'} entailment 8868 Kaden tweeted: '.@CelticOwlWisdom Alert the media! Some guy on twitter has un-cited proof that evolution is wrong! Let's get his Nobel prize ready! ' Kaden was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 2899, 'split': 'train'} entailment 8869 Jordan tweeted: 'Chasing my dog though the house fun' Jordan was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 2900, 'split': 'train'} entailment 8870 Caleb tweeted: 'SmartPhone APP PAYS you!|see- http://t.co/Q2WB7riAvK||#Sprint #Verizon #folloback #tcot|Go 2: https://t.co/cpJZkEgNe7 http://t.co/pbleX7OWEX' Caleb was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 2901, 'split': 'train'} entailment 8871 Wyatt tweeted: 'Too bad her cube doesn't have a door. - @NickEppley ||#bestcoworkersever @AndyHawbaker' Wyatt was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 2902, 'split': 'train'} entailment 8872 Colton tweeted: '@CryptoDabbler @CoinMKTCap @CoinTelegraph you talk about biased behavior. go read some of the paid articles about paycoin. ' Colton was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 2903, 'split': 'train'} entailment 8873 Claire tweeted: 'Execute commands the beginning of a job but it is used to end a person's life Now that's ' Claire was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 2904, 'split': 'train'} entailment 8874 Peyton tweeted: '@Pret hmmm interesting 'jury's out' but edging towards the right side of 'favourable' !! #hopethathelps' Peyton was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 2905, 'split': 'train'} entailment 8875 Gerrell tweeted: 'What a lovely morning, #Delhi government bans #Uber - looks like rape will stop in Delhi now #aretheyserious' Gerrell was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 2906, 'split': 'train'} entailment 8876 Derek tweeted: 'Well @grantolding I watched'Making of' clip about Drive Rescored. Now I see how easily composers do it! http://t.co/GkcYRuLCpM #' Derek was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 2907, 'split': 'train'} entailment 8877 Karmelo tweeted: 'I'm not staring at your boobs hun..I'm looking at your heart #relax' Karmelo was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 2908, 'split': 'train'} entailment 8878 Alayna tweeted: 'Fun fact: I have a color guard rifle named Stitch after I got stitches from it plus Stitch is my fav!' Alayna was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 2909, 'split': 'train'} entailment 8879 Olive tweeted: '@crazyshikoh yes :thumbs_up_sign: the taste .. The slight aroma of the tea :smiling_face_with_heart-shaped_eyes:' Olive was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 2910, 'split': 'train'} entailment 8880 Oliver tweeted: '@enigmaniac1 amen, bless you Huda, means a lot. You too.' Oliver was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 2911, 'split': 'train'} entailment 8881 Pearl tweeted: '@sunayas @HC_Men Hey maybe you can reach the scoreboards and fix their latest issues ' Pearl was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 2912, 'split': 'train'} entailment 8882 Josephine tweeted: 'Just a had a Bruce Springsteen flashback. *shudder* @HeyAmie @GirlFromThe216 @lexus1scott @masongoodman @Case4Cleveland' Josephine was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 2913, 'split': 'train'} entailment 8883 Sawyer tweeted: '#Twitter pushes people to read, while #Facebook pushes people to breed.|#TrueFact ' Sawyer was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 2914, 'split': 'train'} entailment 8884 Ethan tweeted: 'Thirst will make you settle for a grenade bruh' Ethan was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 2915, 'split': 'train'} entailment 8885 Ashton tweeted: 'Throwing up on Christmas morning is my ideal way of spending it. ' Ashton was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 2916, 'split': 'train'} entailment 8886 Dalton tweeted: '@ADavies_10: @arnie_4 great seing u mate, thanks for the cheap shot :winking_face: safe trip back :clinking_beer_mugs::clinking_beer_mugs:||Dry train why we lost :face_with_tears_of_joy::face_with_tears_of_joy::face_with_tears_of_joy::face_with_tears_of_joy::face_with_tears_of_joy: ' Dalton was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 2917, 'split': 'train'} entailment 8887 Ryan tweeted: 'I just love freezing rain. ' Ryan was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 2918, 'split': 'train'} entailment 8888 Daniella tweeted: '@IAmGiantArmy #me and #change were not friends I still need #time' Daniella was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 2919, 'split': 'train'} entailment 8889 Edward tweeted: 'Going to sleep, hope #sydneysiege is sorted out in the morning' Edward was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 2920, 'split': 'train'} entailment 8890 Dominic tweeted: '#pick #up #linez to use|Boy:When u smile its like the sun|Girl:Awe|Boy:because ur teeth are so yellow|;)' Dominic was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 2921, 'split': 'train'} entailment 8891 Brandon tweeted: 'I see Toledo made a good name for itself last night ' Brandon was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 2922, 'split': 'train'} entailment 8892 Abdulrahman tweeted: 'So lakeside was like 7million scavengers all in 1place #hadfun #neverboxingdayshoppingagain' Abdulrahman was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 2923, 'split': 'train'} entailment 8893 Alexander tweeted: 'Religion is unfounded, else, Allah would have saved the kids. . @tariqmushtaqkh @nicpradhan #PeshawarAttack #PakSchoolSiege' Alexander was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 2924, 'split': 'train'} entailment 8894 Neha tweeted: '#YesCracker @Optus - come on - is it 1999? Server too busy..... #FAIL #SPAM http://t.co/v5O2Vuyh7t' Neha was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 2925, 'split': 'train'} entailment 8895 Devi tweeted: 'It is so nice knowing you have everyone's back and yet no one has mine. ' Devi was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 2926, 'split': 'train'} entailment 8896 Sadie tweeted: 'Thanks bus. Thanks for telling me where I am. So helpful. ' Sadie was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 2927, 'split': 'train'} entailment 8897 Gabriella tweeted: 'Come on #OrionLaunch - it's 1am in Australia. Us down-under #geeks need *some* sleep' Gabriella was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 2928, 'split': 'train'} entailment 8898 Lyla tweeted: 'Nice to see Dwight yorke being his normal impartial self as usual #villalovein #AstLei #lcfc' Lyla was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 2929, 'split': 'train'} entailment 8899 Corbin tweeted: 'It's gonna be a great day :smiling_face_with_open_mouth: ' Corbin was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 2930, 'split': 'train'} entailment 8900 Mallorie tweeted: 'I always can't wait to see how works. #IfYouKnowWhatIMean' Mallorie was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 2931, 'split': 'train'} entailment 8901 Kristyn tweeted: 'I am also going to enjoy two beers, while sitting in my car. That is illegal. What was done to me at USC Medical, and at Penn Mar, is.' Kristyn was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 2932, 'split': 'train'} entailment 8902 Layana tweeted: '@Ant_Ay_It I'll snap at you if you tell me what to do again!|:face_with_tears_of_joy: #funnyGuy' Layana was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 2933, 'split': 'train'} entailment 8903 Kingston tweeted: '|Jihadi killers in #Ottawa #Sidney & #Peshawar are rogue acts while|FratBoy UVa Rapists are symbolic of deeper societal flaws...|#tcot' Kingston was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 2934, 'split': 'train'} entailment 8904 Nasir tweeted: 'August has the most birthdays, February has the least and most of the serial killers are born in November!||-so dont mess up with me|#nov26' Nasir was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 2935, 'split': 'train'} entailment 8905 Klaudia tweeted: 'am really fuckin paying for it today #tequila #is #the #one' Klaudia was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 2936, 'split': 'train'} entailment 8906 Nataly tweeted: 'Still feeling sorry for myself about being to ill to go out last night!!! :loudly_crying_face::crying_face: here's my memories from... http://t.co/I3fIk1k6ek' Nataly was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 2937, 'split': 'train'} entailment 8907 Rachel tweeted: 'Coffee and Fiber One. It's worth getting up for. ' Rachel was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 2938, 'split': 'train'} entailment 8908 Kaydance tweeted: 'Another new politician in the state with a social science degree and a liberal arts diploma... Just what we need #greensfail' Kaydance was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 2939, 'split': 'train'} entailment 8909 Ivan tweeted: '@ChristianCalls1 @serr8d @ShawnSt51128037 that wasn't a choke hold the officer was trying to keep #EricGarner from falling forward. ' Ivan was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 2940, 'split': 'train'} entailment 8910 Evie tweeted: '@LittleLizardG @DiamondMinecart your Irish fans can't wait.... Impossible to get ticket ... Boo hoo!' Evie was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 2941, 'split': 'train'} entailment 8911 Courtney tweeted: '@rcarrick: Gas below $1 per litre in Ottawa. Happy holidays. http://t.co/jJisVrSaGY ... Yes, crisis averted ' Courtney was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 2942, 'split': 'train'} entailment 8912 Sofie tweeted: '@hoplitnet The fact that Whites are prone to universal thinking is actually racial in and of itself. ' Sofie was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 2943, 'split': 'train'} entailment 8913 Memphis tweeted: '@adooley3544 is so funny rn:smiling_face_with_open_mouth_and_cold_sweat: ' Memphis was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 2944, 'split': 'train'} entailment 8914 Rodolfo tweeted: 'I need to do something legendary this winter break' Rodolfo was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 2945, 'split': 'train'} entailment 8915 Arianna tweeted: 'Prunes toffee and effervescent goodness.. - Drinking a Delirium Nocturnum @ Memphis' Pint & Dram - http://t.co/wh6PDRNR8a #photo' Arianna was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 2946, 'split': 'train'} entailment 8916 Logan tweeted: 'Happened in my culture competency class...I couldn't continue to argue with ignorance <- my face in class http://t.co/IAjhIxSObb' Logan was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 2947, 'split': 'train'} entailment 8917 Arianna tweeted: 'I just watched a #Fitbit commercial followed my an #IHOP commercial advertising a belgian chocolate mousse crepe. ' Arianna was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 2948, 'split': 'train'} entailment 8918 "Mason tweeted: 'All I want for Christmas is..the complimentary coaster offered by the title insurance company if I generate a ""Quick Quote"" to myself. '" Mason was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 2949, 'split': 'train'} entailment 8919 Ahmari tweeted: '@mel78carey I'm not a Lohan anymore :grinning_face_with_smiling_eyes: detox now for 4 weeks new me! 1 week tomorrow :face_throwing_a_kiss:' Ahmari was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 2950, 'split': 'train'} entailment 8920 Alivia tweeted: 'i hate it http://t.co/iywGaSqrl0' Alivia was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 2951, 'split': 'train'} entailment 8921 Austin tweeted: 'If we could stop losing planes that would be great.' Austin was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 2952, 'split': 'train'} entailment 8922 Bianca tweeted: 'oh yeah, that was funny as hell too, @HondoLane @brownbearmike1 @billvanglahn @Dolphin__Man @SpringThunder @TimOwensby @RBRNetwork1' Bianca was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 2953, 'split': 'train'} entailment 8923 Clementine tweeted: 'Everyone has got a selfie stick this year. I've had one for ages, just saying #mainsteam #TrendSetter' Clementine was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 2954, 'split': 'train'} entailment 8924 Emmet tweeted: '@xiaomi has passed @uber as the world's most valuable #startup! #growth #nyc http://t.co/3b7F9RoSAW' Emmet was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 2955, 'split': 'train'} entailment 8925 Austin tweeted: '@xvictorialeighx @annagmorey what the hell ever.' Austin was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 2956, 'split': 'train'} entailment 8926 Paulo tweeted: '@JenWilliamsMEN @PolicyGMCVO he captures the spirit of devolution so well ' Paulo was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 2957, 'split': 'train'} entailment 8927 Finnegan tweeted: 'Sorry this doesn't make any sense why make it even more tough? That's going to produce more players.. http://t.co/rjRLAQHwyd' Finnegan was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 2958, 'split': 'train'} entailment 8928 Blake tweeted: 'I'm really excited for tomorrow because that means the assignments and responsibilities of today will be over.' Blake was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 2959, 'split': 'train'} entailment 8929 Ethan tweeted: '@RachelRyan_ @jamieyuccas @lifetimefitness @WCCO they better!' Ethan was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 2960, 'split': 'train'} entailment 8930 Lex tweeted: 'I'm kinda missing summer @barbiegirl678 .|.|.|#summer #2o14 #bestie #alena #bestfriend #idek #we #cool #chips #food #followme #ifoll...' Lex was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 2961, 'split': 'train'} entailment 8931 Brendan tweeted: 'Someone had a great sense of humor #TheyGaveMeTCUColorsForChristmas http://t.co/kUNO4OrUPA' Brendan was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 2962, 'split': 'train'} entailment 8932 Wyatt tweeted: '@saintsfootballc: Wenger slams referee http://t.co/HJMbnHaPMf (Sky) #saintsfc ha ha ha ha for being too blatantly bias towards them?!' Wyatt was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 2963, 'split': 'train'} entailment 8933 Trent tweeted: 'Good morning all!||@LivingQWales @RightSurveyors @VTUK @JewelleryWeb @jbboats @shaunesden @cwconclub |http://t.co/nJ1iOYg5Ex' Trent was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 2964, 'split': 'train'} entailment 8934 Orlando tweeted: 'Torbay #Dementia #Action #Alliance: '#Living With Dementia, #Dying From It' - Peter JS Ashley' Orlando was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 2965, 'split': 'train'} entailment 8935 Laila tweeted: '@KevDGrussing Makes me so proud to be an American ' Laila was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 2966, 'split': 'train'} entailment 8936 Jake tweeted: 'Who would've imagined that #jakeplummer smokes weed regularly?? #outsidethelines' Jake was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 2967, 'split': 'train'} entailment 8937 "Timothy tweeted: 'Well done @Conservatives, you're doing a great job ""@SkyNews: A&E Waiting Times Worst Since Records Began http://t.co/bKkeZqtEuL""'" Timothy was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 2968, 'split': 'train'} entailment 8938 Avianna tweeted: 'Why can't I (You) retweet my (your) own tweets? This is an important issue that needs to be resolved! ' Avianna was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 2969, 'split': 'train'} entailment 8939 Azul tweeted: 'Nice soak in the bubble bath :face_throwing_a_kiss::face_throwing_a_kiss::face_throwing_a_kiss:' Azul was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 2970, 'split': 'train'} entailment 8940 Noah tweeted: 'Thank you @wizards_magic. Requiring Facebook to participate in Twitch Chat is really a good way to push away interested players. ' Noah was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 2971, 'split': 'train'} entailment 8941 Annabel tweeted: '@itssocakey you cant score goals sitting on the bench or 15/20 min max its hard pal fill sorry for him' Annabel was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 2972, 'split': 'train'} entailment 8942 Kallie tweeted: '#Blame #Bad #Luck, #Genes #as #Cause #of #Most #Cancer #Types. Here's #Why: Heredity and environmental factors... http://t.co/B4M19gf5U0' Kallie was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 2973, 'split': 'train'} entailment 8943 Khriz tweeted: 'Stop being the fan. And be the person blowing minds. ' Khriz was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 2974, 'split': 'train'} entailment 8944 Lyla tweeted: 'Huge for @TomPelissero RT @FallonTonight Congrats to today's #12DaysOfChristmasSweatersContest winner @sarapelissero! http://t.co/HI0ja9f5NQ' Lyla was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 2975, 'split': 'train'} entailment 8945 Joann tweeted: '@kobebryant don't you see the for call teammates soft when you haven't been to practice in 2 weeks? #overpaid.' Joann was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 2976, 'split': 'train'} entailment 8946 Christopher tweeted: '#sundayfunday #mylove #mermaidlove #newyear2015 @ Rockefeller Center http://t.co/jKgE7NTRni' Christopher was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 2977, 'split': 'train'} entailment 8947 Katheryn tweeted: 'The people supporting police violence seem to be the same assholes that scream about government over-reach. #cognitivedissonance' Katheryn was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 2978, 'split': 'train'} entailment 8948 Kyle tweeted: 'My glasses are blinding me. ' Kyle was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 2979, 'split': 'train'} entailment 8949 Austin tweeted: 'Facing Health Crises, India Slashes Healthcare http://t.co/StayhEk5O1 #GoodGovernance #NaMo #GoGo #BureDin' Austin was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 2980, 'split': 'train'} entailment 8950 Domenick tweeted: 'Morning cry session with my roomie. Today's going to be a great day. ' Domenick was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 2981, 'split': 'train'} entailment 8951 Nathan tweeted: '#Cuba #sees #long #struggle #ahead #before #U.S. #lifts #embargo. http://t.co/6VPoREcJcX via @reuters' Nathan was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 2982, 'split': 'train'} entailment 8952 Demarcus tweeted: '@studioloraine always a worthy choice @UMN_Give @UMNChildrens @sciencemuseummn @TheSoapFactory' Demarcus was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 2983, 'split': 'train'} entailment 8953 Arianna tweeted: 'Hi @BDUTT not a single vote was polled in 3 polling stations of Kulgam #Kashmir & im tuned into @ndtv :p thnx #KashmirBoycotts' Arianna was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 2984, 'split': 'train'} entailment 8954 Jalay tweeted: 'Ah, a week until my next medschool interview :grinning_face_with_smiling_eyes:' Jalay was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 2985, 'split': 'train'} entailment 8955 Frank tweeted: 'On #HumanRightsDay #Manchester takes first steps towards independence https://t.co/NI6wsFMbc6 .@The45Storm .@AntiFrackingSCO #NotOnwWell' Frank was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 2986, 'split': 'train'} entailment 8956 Luke tweeted: '#Christmas #been #the #best @ West Monkseaton http://t.co/rQDZOtrANj' Luke was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 2987, 'split': 'train'} entailment 8957 Kayson tweeted: 'Writing an article on mood enhancing foods. Telling people what to eat to be happy ' Kayson was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 2988, 'split': 'train'} entailment 8958 Landin tweeted: '@98_florence @ConnorMcDonough @TobyMcDonough ||#TSU website now worth $1.5 Million!||people get paid for posting!||http://t.co/OXybfwwWb6' Landin was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 2989, 'split': 'train'} entailment 8959 Isaiah tweeted: 'That moment when someone accidentally deletes everything on your phone #BestChristmasEver ' Isaiah was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 2990, 'split': 'train'} entailment 8960 Shayna tweeted: 'I love the meaningful messages of automake. ' Shayna was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 2991, 'split': 'train'} entailment 8961 Myah tweeted: 'Fuck getting a flat tire and my car dying coming home from work at 5am. Thanks god for my friends. Great way to end/start my day ' Myah was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 2992, 'split': 'train'} entailment 8962 Jaylan tweeted: 'Spilled milk onto my boob. Oh the .' Jaylan was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 2993, 'split': 'train'} entailment 8963 Benjamin tweeted: '@KeirSimmons another Bush in the Whitehouse.' Benjamin was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 2994, 'split': 'train'} entailment 8964 "Gideon tweeted: '@KateUpton, You ARE pretty so I better play your ""free"" #SkinnerBox game. I'm sure it won't ask for my money after a few levels. '" Gideon was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 2995, 'split': 'train'} entailment 8965 Mason tweeted: 'รƒยขร‹ล“ร… Find out about some of our Hip Hop mixtape promotion packages http://t.co/VR5hZyjISP' Mason was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 2996, 'split': 'train'} entailment 8966 Nathaniel tweeted: 'Well throwing up at 6:00 am is always fun :white_smiling_face:| ' Nathaniel was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 2997, 'split': 'train'} entailment 8967 Alessa tweeted: '2 1/2 hour nap then up for a ct scan at the hospital. perfect timing. ' Alessa was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 2998, 'split': 'train'} entailment 8968 Edith tweeted: 'It's nice to see continuity in our gender struggles. ' Edith was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 2999, 'split': 'train'} entailment 8969 Liza tweeted: 'Sad to hear about @StuartScott passing. His family and friends are in my prayers today. #rip @espn' Liza was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 3000, 'split': 'train'} entailment 8970 Zyonna tweeted: 'When I'm doing my hw at the same time with watching series. #1am #now #still #finish #my #work! # http://t.co/4EQjloPwnX' Zyonna was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 3001, 'split': 'train'} entailment 8971 Marshall tweeted: 'The routine texting irks my nerves the most but I guess it's the thought that count #needAnewRoutine' Marshall was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 3002, 'split': 'train'} entailment 8972 Jaylen tweeted: '@MrJamesFortune I didn't know the severity of what you were charged with. I just read it on the Internet. Praying for you & your wife.' Jaylen was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 3003, 'split': 'train'} entailment 8973 David tweeted: 'I have such a wonderful gf! ' David was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 3004, 'split': 'train'} entailment 8974 Suhani tweeted: 'Who ever thought moving in the middle of December would be so peaceful? ' Suhani was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 3005, 'split': 'train'} entailment 8975 Wyatt tweeted: 'Retweet @Singleoloy101 to have a book signing & screening in your area. http://t.co/zNVC7fpIFf http://t.co/cJzSivQSWx' Wyatt was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 3006, 'split': 'train'} entailment 8976 Daniel tweeted: 'Oh ffs my body clock is f'd #iwanttosleep' Daniel was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 3007, 'split': 'train'} entailment 8977 Brixton tweeted: 'Sooo mad right now, great way to start my day ' Brixton was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 3008, 'split': 'train'} entailment 8978 Isaiah tweeted: 'I'm the guy for you Brooke Davis. #OneTreeHill this story is sad,thrilling and confusing. But I love it!:smiling_face_with_heart-shaped_eyes:' Isaiah was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 3009, 'split': 'train'} entailment 8979 Gillian tweeted: '@joehaesche thanks for the wake up wrap and coffee this morning!! #CheapBastard ' Gillian was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 3010, 'split': 'train'} entailment 8980 "Savannah tweeted: 'Hehehehe ""@Trevoredgar86: @nealcol @LFC what a shame ""'" Savannah was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 3011, 'split': 'train'} entailment 8981 Addisun tweeted: ' RT @TraSPN: Should be great watching Miami try to block Sweat and Featherstone off the edge next two years. Real fun stuff' Addisun was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 3012, 'split': 'train'} entailment 8982 Graham tweeted: '@kradlum which would ALSO push rates up :) isn't this a fun game? ' Graham was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 3013, 'split': 'train'} entailment 8983 Truett tweeted: 'Gareth's polar opposite is a chicken-loving vegetarian :face_with_tears_of_joy::hatching_chick: #Bones @andjwest' Truett was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 3014, 'split': 'train'} entailment 8984 Kyla tweeted: 'Every wondered what's the Turkey's take on #Thanksgiving? http://t.co/8fTsTAoTa1 http://t.co/UrNbvuxYYN' Kyla was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 3015, 'split': 'train'} entailment 8985 Jesus tweeted: 'I am extremely excited to know what Reza Aslan and CJ Werleman think about what happened in Pakistan #PeshawarAttack ' Jesus was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 3016, 'split': 'train'} entailment 8986 Joaquin tweeted: 'I'm getting excited about Mexico now. ' Joaquin was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 3017, 'split': 'train'} entailment 8987 Lucy tweeted: '@TomBull114 are you looking at the wrong profile picture?' Lucy was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 3018, 'split': 'train'} entailment 8988 Liam tweeted: 'home alone aka turn on all the lights #scaredycat' Liam was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 3019, 'split': 'train'} entailment 8989 Nathan tweeted: '@KimKardashian actually cropped out her daughter in this pic for a selfie :see-no-evil_monkey: #topmum http://t.co/lfxHIlkZEV' Nathan was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 3020, 'split': 'train'} entailment 8990 Mason tweeted: '@TheKaranPatel u might b d bigest fan of srk but i find u better actor than him sayng it just fr sayng but realy mean it#expression king' Mason was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 3021, 'split': 'train'} entailment 8991 Julianne tweeted: 'Friday morning lecture on blood :smiling_face_with_heart-shaped_eyes::smiling_face_with_heart-shaped_eyes::smiling_face_with_heart-shaped_eyes::smiling_face_with_heart-shaped_eyes::smiling_face_with_heart-shaped_eyes::smiling_face_with_heart-shaped_eyes: ' Julianne was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 3022, 'split': 'train'} entailment 8992 Jayda tweeted: '.@doctoratlarge yeah. Tones are the most obvious things in tweets. ' Jayda was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 3023, 'split': 'train'} entailment 8993 Brandon tweeted: 'http://t.co/qVxNOdpa3Z #TeenAnalCasting #Highway Highway 69 – Disturbed (Dedicated to a girl raped on 16/12/12)' Brandon was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 3024, 'split': 'train'} entailment 8994 Jazlynn tweeted: '@nypost I should sue my parents ' Jazlynn was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 3025, 'split': 'train'} entailment 8995 Amen tweeted: 'Great start to the morning #flattire' Amen was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 3026, 'split': 'train'} entailment 8996 Mohamed tweeted: 'Final projects ugh |Keeping me from being productive.| #butnotreally' Mohamed was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 3027, 'split': 'train'} entailment 8997 "Tessa tweeted: '@myrcurial: @amz__123 Aaaaaamd what time is your bedtime? >better tweet Dad at night from my house. I don't want to get in trouble! 3029 1 Can't wait till my birthday 3030 0 Clovis Cartoon, Tuesday, December 09, 2014 http://t.co/iJMbPmOwVL #jamaicaobserverandroidapp via @JamaicaObserver. a real McCoy 3031 1 Just now layin down to go to bed.|College is great guys. It doesn't stress you out or keep you up at night at all. Or make you cry. 3032 0 Pretty sure I just sat behind @sorensensci in the McDonald's drive through and peeked to see movie what was playing :face_with_tears_of_joy: 3033 0 @SenRandPaul #ChrisChristy will do well among republican voters.#JebBush, I think he could do well, democrats don't like him. 3034 1 nights like tonight are the only reason I'm able to carry on to the weekend #SUCHAGOODWEEK 3035 1 wow I love how frizzy my hair gets 3036 0 @dbrauer #GoodMorning! @FromTheBarn @Jontevlin @plattMSP @mplsgilyard 3037 0 Hate them roulettes me there heavy 3038 1 @NESRetku Joke of the year congrats! #Kuivaa :/ 3039 1 @gilester haven't you used the don't you know who I am"" line yet.... '" Tessa was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 3028, 'split': 'train'} entailment 8998 Clay tweeted: 'girls put so much effort in dressing nice for school..I'm over here in my oversized sweats and vans #maybetomorrow ' Clay was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 3040, 'split': 'train'} entailment 8999 Kimber tweeted: '@TravisRodgers Christmas as an adult with broken family. Just awesome. Nothing like your stepsister with 9 kids.. ' Kimber was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 3041, 'split': 'train'} entailment 9000 Broderick tweeted: 'It was so incredible to hear Justice Ginsburg speak today. She truly is an inspiration.' Broderick was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 3042, 'split': 'train'} entailment 9001 Aleysha tweeted: 'We need a #Democracy #CoPocracy!!! #Police, #MorningJoe! #BlackLivesMatter #DemocracyMatters #Ferguson #EricGarner' Aleysha was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 3043, 'split': 'train'} entailment 9002 "Sadie tweeted: ': When some police officers pursue ""daring"" villains the way abusers pursue frightened prey. #Police_officer=#Abuser #Villain=#Prey'" Sadie was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 3044, 'split': 'train'} entailment 9003 Bentley tweeted: 'Cool. ' Bentley was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 3045, 'split': 'train'} entailment 9004 Aliyah tweeted: '#Putin #says #Russia #won't #be #intimidated #over #Crimea. http://t.co/UtmhPWgAtO via @reuters' Aliyah was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 3046, 'split': 'train'} entailment 9005 James tweeted: 'Just received an email that I am the heir to the Nigerian Petroleum Corporation. I should immediately send them all my bank info. ' James was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 3047, 'split': 'train'} entailment 9006 "Darien tweeted: 'Race 5 at Sandown dogs tonight sponsored by ""Dandenong Budgie Club"" |Hope that's a joke.|Love a seat at that table #nerds #getalife'" Darien was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 3048, 'split': 'train'} entailment 9007 Riley tweeted: 'i just loove when my guy friends give me thorough descriptions of their bowel movements... #WHY #STOPTHIS' Riley was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 3049, 'split': 'train'} entailment 9008 Mckenna tweeted: 'so I have pink eye. I'm sooo excited about it :/ ' Mckenna was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 3050, 'split': 'train'} entailment 9009 Tyson tweeted: '@BanjoPla @bassem_masri .@SLMPD has warned @NewYorkFBI about Bassem.Heck, they might already know him! #Ferguson #NYC' Tyson was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 3051, 'split': 'train'} entailment 9010 Atticus tweeted: 'Pulis turned down #NUFC cos he wants to spend a load of money on 30 year old journeymen. Parish wouldn't let him & neither would MA. #cpfc' Atticus was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 3052, 'split': 'train'} entailment 9011 Amina tweeted: 'Mary is not having that shit whatsoever. #done #shesdone :information_desk_person: http://t.co/WHFq8xtlGR' Amina was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 3053, 'split': 'train'} entailment 9012 Taylor tweeted: '@SunderlandAFC @LFC great days there under Wilko. ' Taylor was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 3054, 'split': 'train'} entailment 9013 Phoebe tweeted: 'Friday hilarity: the CSO of #Sony just picked up a @TechTarget award for #security http://t.co/9mD7jwZ9fm #SonyHack' Phoebe was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 3055, 'split': 'train'} entailment 9014 Derriona tweeted: '@CBCHereandNow Whoa! I hope Dione Taylor got a standing ovation for that performance. Incredible voice.' Derriona was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 3056, 'split': 'train'} entailment 9015 Alexander tweeted: 'They seemed to have found an alternative use for the bible #Hotel #NewYears #Religious http://t.co/hOj8Sc5tw4' Alexander was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 3057, 'split': 'train'} entailment 9016 Bentley tweeted: 'Dog for dinner anyone? #Cultivo #Letchworth not bringing my kid here again' Bentley was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 3058, 'split': 'train'} entailment 9017 Jameah tweeted: '@lorickson n the is the promotions r by human n not by the religions. For strictly speaking all religions believe it is the right 1.' Jameah was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 3059, 'split': 'train'} entailment 9018 Lilyona tweeted: 'Drudgery personified #commuterprobs #northernline #tfl http://t.co/saDbKdqISx' Lilyona was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 3060, 'split': 'train'} entailment 9019 Zoie tweeted: 'Damn I lost a lot of followers, probs cuz I don't tweet much related to @ranceypants anymore' Zoie was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 3061, 'split': 'train'} entailment 9020 Liam tweeted: '@di_mac1 Sorry butt ' Liam was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 3062, 'split': 'train'} entailment 9021 Erik tweeted: 'Now gonna enjoy this day with my babies!!:victory_hand:๏ธ' Erik was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 3063, 'split': 'train'} entailment 9022 Jaci tweeted: 'I refuse to be weak... #workout #motivation #fitfam http://t.co/rk4iq1eOU7' Jaci was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 3064, 'split': 'train'} entailment 9023 Nathaniel tweeted: '@iHrithik |do 4 fans!|http://t.co/TVgJXJy9DH|SmartPhone APP PAYS you & YOUR FANS!!|See-http://t.co/AlppO5hIe5 |Go 2: https://t.co/3D4325qzyr' Nathaniel was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 3065, 'split': 'train'} entailment 9024 John tweeted: '@karentraviss a ghostwriter? Shocked... ' John was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 3066, 'split': 'train'} entailment 9025 Dianely tweeted: 'http://t.co/nzK3dNmOAD Having sooo much fun in math :face_with_tears_of_joy: #math #class #drawing #music #eye #snowflake #flo... http://t.co/gEKOKAACXI' Dianely was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 3067, 'split': 'train'} entailment 9026 Sharon tweeted: 'Confucius Motivational Quotes FREE ANDROID APP http://t.co/qJlC67VgbW' Sharon was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 3068, 'split': 'train'} entailment 9027 Avery tweeted: '@y_al_yahya Doubt I was the first to block you. But you pretend good. @Brainman365 @Waypoint5 @alcoolafiction @AtheistQ @Atheist_Eh' Avery was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 3069, 'split': 'train'} entailment 9028 Elisa tweeted: 'group message with bbc to start off my morning thanks Hannah :-) ' Elisa was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 3070, 'split': 'train'} entailment 9029 Dylan tweeted: '@wizkhalifa: Tried to spell beeyotch and iPhone made me spell Beyoncรฉ. That's fire.' Dylan was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 3071, 'split': 'train'} entailment 9030 Wesley tweeted: '@jayduhhh_ find me one of those costumes for him and we will :face_savouring_delicious_food::face_with_tears_of_joy:' Wesley was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 3072, 'split': 'train'} entailment 9031 Raul tweeted: '@AliceOfLaLaLand I was using ' Raul was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 3073, 'split': 'train'} entailment 9032 Matthew tweeted: 'Westbrook 16 points on 42 shots ok ok I see you working ' Matthew was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 3074, 'split': 'train'} entailment 9033 Jonathan tweeted: 'Hello indoor lung nice to see have to you back. :runner::expressionless_face:' Jonathan was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 3075, 'split': 'train'} entailment 9034 Blake tweeted: 'So you think anime is for kids... Tell me again how many times you have seen Frozen #anime #is #for #kids #Frozen' Blake was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 3076, 'split': 'train'} entailment 9035 Annette tweeted: '#notcies #eu Moscovici quizzed on extra time for three EU countries to hit eurozone targets http://t.co/abMSD156Cl' Annette was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 3077, 'split': 'train'} entailment 9036 Liam tweeted: 'So fucking excited to be the 5th wheel for another New Year's Eve!!!! Can't blame anybody but myself for being super picky re: men ' Liam was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 3078, 'split': 'train'} entailment 9037 Hudson tweeted: 'Going to the game tonight by myself sounds so fun ' Hudson was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 3079, 'split': 'train'} entailment 9038 Cole tweeted: '@stuhirst well, people did ask where would have been without McCormack, and here we are' Cole was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 3080, 'split': 'train'} entailment 9039 Gabriel tweeted: 'What is most important today is not family or health but rather NBA action. ' Gabriel was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 3081, 'split': 'train'} entailment 9040 Tyler tweeted: '@twitterlessTROD has the best pickup lines ' Tyler was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 3082, 'split': 'train'} entailment 9041 Christopher tweeted: '@TMobileHelp Why does a iPhone purchased at full-price still need a mobile device unlock code to work internationally? #uncarrier' Christopher was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 3083, 'split': 'train'} entailment 9042 Michael tweeted: 'hope better#hope#tokyo by nic_kill http://t.co/siH8czvVGw http://t.co/6RDIxdNATI' Michael was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 3084, 'split': 'train'} entailment 9043 Imani tweeted: 'Can I get an AMEN??! http://t.co/HQJ0hQLRrj' Imani was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 3085, 'split': 'train'} entailment 9044 Briggs tweeted: 'Final at 7am, I'm ready ' Briggs was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 3086, 'split': 'train'} entailment 9045 Michael tweeted: 'Wow writing 3 reviews on 3 concerts I didn't attend is exactly what I want to be doing right now instead of sleeping ' Michael was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 3087, 'split': 'train'} entailment 9046 William tweeted: 'Ready for the tax final ' William was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 3088, 'split': 'train'} entailment 9047 Cesar tweeted: '@TheSunShowbiz @ScottishSun Love her. please publicise her more. ' Cesar was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 3089, 'split': 'train'} entailment 9048 Lucia tweeted: 'But of course #lucky13 #myloves #sundayfunday #lastsunday2014 http://t.co/XHjP5U11dK' Lucia was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 3090, 'split': 'train'} entailment 9049 Matthew tweeted: '@Johnny_Volk @ESPNNFL Hmmm, Next year we'll be saying, teams that moved from SD to LA. ' Matthew was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 3091, 'split': 'train'} entailment 9050 Aaliyah tweeted: 'Lmao I may be drunk... But my level of maturity is at it's all time high lmfaoo. :face_with_tears_of_joy::face_with_tears_of_joy::face_with_tears_of_joy: ' Aaliyah was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 3092, 'split': 'train'} entailment 9051 Brandon tweeted: 'null (68! ) - How much do you know about periods? http://t.co/EVkS6rFVQh via @play_buzz' Brandon was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 3093, 'split': 'train'} entailment 9052 Alana tweeted: '@kwelch31 Really? ' Alana was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 3094, 'split': 'train'} entailment 9053 "Mckinley tweeted: ' @emptynetters: Penguins cancel morning skate, which was an optional, due to icy road conditions.""'" Mckinley was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 3095, 'split': 'train'} entailment 9054 Sofia tweeted: '@JustMyron Lol I hope that's a good kinda crazy' Sofia was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 3096, 'split': 'train'} entailment 9055 Mati tweeted: 'Christmas Day,Boxing Day and New years day off just isn't enough! So much to do for me & others this month #enough #hours #in #the #day' Mati was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 3097, 'split': 'train'} entailment 9056 Delilah tweeted: 'Was swarmed by about 40 teenage girls as I walked in the mall...help. At least they were leaving right?!' Delilah was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 3098, 'split': 'train'} entailment 9057 Yasser tweeted: 'And I used to hate coming to uni to do work lol' Yasser was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 3099, 'split': 'train'} entailment 9058 Azariyah tweeted: '@mel78carey I hopefully won't be here anyway fingers crossed x' Azariyah was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 3100, 'split': 'train'} entailment 9059 Adan tweeted: '@SR_Duncan Someone described it to me as 'passing like a laxette through a budgie' but I can't remember who.' Adan was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 3101, 'split': 'train'} entailment 9060 Titus tweeted: '@Matthies2 Tx, i saw that. must be a great shot to defend oneself from a fierce attacking giraffe. #HungerGames' Titus was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 3102, 'split': 'train'} entailment 9061 Vincent tweeted: '@being_Akash_ nice to know that you give me so much importance. :) :] @being_tiger_ n' Vincent was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 3103, 'split': 'train'} entailment 9062 Halynn tweeted: 'Drinking an 925 IPA by @bdbrewingco @ Ground Control -- http://t.co/hEkaYsbQRI #photo' Halynn was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 3104, 'split': 'train'} entailment 9063 Jacob tweeted: '@knoxnews thats not weird at all ' Jacob was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 3105, 'split': 'train'} entailment 9064 Mason tweeted: 'I work in front of laptop for 8 hours a day and suffer terrible dry eye. #bloodshot #eyerony' Mason was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 3106, 'split': 'train'} entailment 9065 James tweeted: 'Bummer ending... But what a fun game and season. #Gophers' James was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 3107, 'split': 'train'} entailment 9066 Preston tweeted: 'Dallas (-7) over Washington; New Orleans (-7) over Tampa Bay; Green Bay over Detroit (+9); Carolina (+2.5) over Atlanta.' Preston was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 3108, 'split': 'train'} entailment 9067 Kayden tweeted: '@steviefriz83 @ddot42 @D_Murph72 @MurrayMurray8 @SeanBhoyCfc @LFCNev @nicsameva fuck it mite just warch eastenders ' Kayden was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 3109, 'split': 'train'} entailment 9068 Madelyn tweeted: 'I didn't know the story of Noah had transformers in it. Man the modern biblical tale killsssss it. #whatarethelivingrockpeoplefor' Madelyn was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 3110, 'split': 'train'} entailment 9069 Kimberly tweeted: '@RyanSeacrest you could probably just call or text her that information. #allcelebritiesarefriends ' Kimberly was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 3111, 'split': 'train'} entailment 9070 Leeloo tweeted: 'aw i love it when my boss schedules me to work the day that a storm comes to the bay area!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :') ' Leeloo was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 3112, 'split': 'train'} entailment 9071 Ornella tweeted: '@Codename_Nycea And here I though that a one programmer operation had the same money and power as EA. #TheMoreYouKnow ' Ornella was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 3113, 'split': 'train'} entailment 9072 Jayden tweeted: '@nfullers98 that's my Saturday night entertainment....' Jayden was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 3114, 'split': 'train'} entailment 9073 Braxton tweeted: '@Pallekenl 1/5th. Just like in the real world! ' Braxton was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 3115, 'split': 'train'} entailment 9074 Niyah tweeted: 'On the other hand condolences to @mrsmkhitaryan and @AramushaHime for the draw....' Niyah was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 3116, 'split': 'train'} entailment 9075 Miley tweeted: '@DeformedCircus I try to imagine. it's confusing.' Miley was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 3117, 'split': 'train'} entailment 9076 Treg tweeted: '@Expherience haha or are a chainsaw murder, or a corrupt fortune 500 ceo, or a rapist, w.e makes you happy. #hebetripping' Treg was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 3118, 'split': 'train'} entailment 9077 Jose tweeted: 'There's nothing like almost rear-ending someone because they slam on brakes for no reason to get you alert and ready for an exam!! ' Jose was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 3119, 'split': 'train'} entailment 9078 Bryan tweeted: 'Going to my class #fuckyou important' Bryan was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 3120, 'split': 'train'} entailment 9079 Mason tweeted: '7:52am (too damn early) in South Carolina.. What a shitty state to be proud of' Mason was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 3121, 'split': 'train'} entailment 9080 Isaiah tweeted: 'Believe In Boegarts. RT @zvsanders: The Red Sox must really believe in Xander Boegarts as a SS if they're going with a GB theme.' Isaiah was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 3122, 'split': 'train'} entailment 9081 Matthew tweeted: '#13CABS apparently this guy only does city-airport. If not, swears & drives off. Even from a taxi rank #goodguy http://t.co/xZ0bXMZIhD' Matthew was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 3123, 'split': 'train'} entailment 9082 Thomas tweeted: '@EZonelectronics @Vh1Supersonic |Yo boy! You guys are know to keep the party mood going. |#EzoneGoaDiaries. http://t.co/ovsi1cyLFr' Thomas was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 3124, 'split': 'train'} entailment 9083 Hayden tweeted: 'supaaa sweet when you have finals in the AM and ya can't sleep. ' Hayden was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 3125, 'split': 'train'} entailment 9084 Shane tweeted: '@eiafc wow :smiling_face_with_open_mouth_and_cold_sweat::smiling_face_with_open_mouth_and_cold_sweat::smiling_face_with_open_mouth_and_cold_sweat: are you mad babe:face_screaming_in_fear::face_screaming_in_fear:' Shane was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 3126, 'split': 'train'} entailment 9085 Larry tweeted: '@infowolf1 Did I really need to put a hashtag? Oh dear!' Larry was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 3127, 'split': 'train'} entailment 9086 Levaeh tweeted: 'Can't fck with you hoe an I'm sorry :open_hands_sign: :face_with_tears_of_joy:' Levaeh was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 3128, 'split': 'train'} entailment 9087 Luke tweeted: '@Wildsau gotta love how honest kids are. #saywhattheythink' Luke was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 3129, 'split': 'train'} entailment 9088 Isabelle tweeted: '@the_mullinator @JumaaneWilliams I'm sure it's largely ignored in practice. In NY you can't do any govt work if you have convicts ' Isabelle was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 3130, 'split': 'train'} entailment 9089 Kamari tweeted: '@sunlorrie @ctv ??? #Liberal used in same sentence?? Unheard of!! Turn in your keyboard sir! ' Kamari was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 3131, 'split': 'train'} entailment 9090 Jaydenn tweeted: 'Watch amazing race contestant talk juicy! https://t.co/mvDL7iOi8S' Jaydenn was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 3132, 'split': 'train'} entailment 9091 Joshua tweeted: 'Kebabs ordered..|Snug on sofa watching shit tele with dad :two_hearts::purple_heart:' Joshua was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 3133, 'split': 'train'} entailment 9092 Rachel tweeted: 'If I could kidnap my friend's new puppy Navi, I would do it in a heartbeat.' Rachel was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 3134, 'split': 'train'} entailment 9093 Wesley tweeted: 'let it go #afraid#frozen http://t.co/QUcRVym5J7' Wesley was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 3135, 'split': 'train'} entailment 9094 Avyn tweeted: '@HistoricalPics but it has to be fake!! Where are all the stars?? ' Avyn was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 3136, 'split': 'train'} entailment 9095 Jonathan tweeted: 'love studying for anatomy :beating_heart: ' Jonathan was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 3137, 'split': 'train'} entailment 9096 Caleb tweeted: '@TonyBrown03 @ParkzTheDon @bigedh456 if not your :fisted_hand_sign::fisted_hand_sign: box them up yeah :face_with_tears_of_joy::face_with_tears_of_joy:' Caleb was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 3138, 'split': 'train'} entailment 9097 Saniyah tweeted: '> Knowledge itself doesn't mean a person is qualified to represent a religion if * his/her humanity (& sanity) is absent.' Saniyah was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 3139, 'split': 'train'} entailment 9098 Mariano tweeted: 'And the day started civilised #appointments#road trip #bestdayever #neverlaughed as much... Tks to... http://t.co/KPKeKmSJaJ' Mariano was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 3140, 'split': 'train'} entailment 9099 "Elijah tweeted: '@Bobert8675 this made me think of you ""@TFLN: (330): I need vodka mixed w a bit of holy water right now""'" Elijah was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 3141, 'split': 'train'} entailment 9100 Lydia tweeted: 'http://t.co/RfwyHOMH2S #fOLLOW THE #MONEY #HOMEbiz NOT #mlm *** NOTE YOU CAN GET PAID FOR POSTING ON ... http://t.co/Dkr1MjdsTd' Lydia was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 3142, 'split': 'train'} entailment 9101 Liv tweeted: 'A chunk of my hair got stuck in the blow dryer and I had to cut it out... That's always fun.. :expressionless_face:' Liv was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 3143, 'split': 'train'} entailment 9102 Adrian tweeted: '@JCCFCanada claims the man was peaceful, when he was violating HR of orientation. making a free speech argument over an HR issue.' Adrian was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 3144, 'split': 'train'} entailment 9103 Joshua tweeted: 'Can I ask why we didn't hv GEJ n PDP trending yesterday night http://t.co/0oVx1ttwON' Joshua was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 3145, 'split': 'train'} entailment 9104 Jaden tweeted: 'I love waking up and not being able to sleep anymore :) ' Jaden was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 3146, 'split': 'train'} entailment 9105 Roper tweeted: 'Hanging out with my niece all day :face_with_tears_of_joy::face_with_stuck-out_tongue_and_winking_eye: jokes' Roper was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 3147, 'split': 'train'} entailment 9106 Noah tweeted: '@cnsnews I've heard liberals defending bombing civilians along with terrorists w/o trial but still claim Enh Interrogations and Gitmo evil.' Noah was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 3148, 'split': 'train'} entailment 9107 Allyson tweeted: '@COD_WATP he offered it but he made it sure the board refused double 16m in October, all in Rangers interest ' Allyson was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 3149, 'split': 'train'} entailment 9108 Emarion tweeted: 'Today has been such a shitty day' Emarion was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 3150, 'split': 'train'} entailment 9109 Bentley tweeted: '@Gemheartbeat @MOOGLExox neither can I, I'm gonna have an ambulance pre-booked gorj:purple_heart::purple_heart::purple_heart:' Bentley was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 3151, 'split': 'train'} entailment 9110 Chance tweeted: 'Fell asleep @ 8:30pm, woke up at 12:00am. Can't get back to #sleep. I had almost forgotten about you #insomnia - welcome back. ' Chance was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 3152, 'split': 'train'} entailment 9111 Rayden tweeted: 'Thank you behh! Loveyou! :) @circeyaki #bestfriends #behh #beh #sweet #love #distance #to #far... http://t.co/i4TZSWbKsz' Rayden was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 3153, 'split': 'train'} entailment 9112 Carlos tweeted: 'Lights went off at my school so now we trying to learn with one emergency light on in the classroom how great! ' Carlos was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 3154, 'split': 'train'} entailment 9113 "Casey tweeted: 'The of the new JD gym bein right next to a Sayers ""sausage roll with salad please"" :flushed_face:'" Casey was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 3155, 'split': 'train'} entailment 9114 Yaqub tweeted: 'Just bartered for a bottle of rum in best one, and got it down from ยฃ18 to ยฃ14. Happy Fucking New Year to me!!' Yaqub was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 3156, 'split': 'train'} entailment 9115 Dylan tweeted: '#034i #100 #Glitter #Inside #Just #Lamp #Of|Please RT: http://t.co/vqdSrYluKI http://t.co/FAJXkzU0FG' Dylan was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 3157, 'split': 'train'} entailment 9116 Jayden tweeted: '@a_RZuri16 yes mother as you wish' Jayden was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 3158, 'split': 'train'} entailment 9117 Mercedes tweeted: 'I'll just assume Rex Grossman is starting.' Mercedes was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 3159, 'split': 'train'} entailment 9118 Alessandra tweeted: 'Is it ironic for a @selenagomez song to come on my #ipod after a @justinbieber song?! #SelenaGomez #JustinBeiber' Alessandra was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 3160, 'split': 'train'} entailment 9119 Aunesty tweeted: 'oh, and lets not forget this @RBRNetwork1 @HotNostrilsrFun @Graves9 @OrionSLU @directRhythm http://t.co/9LQkpAHsNj' Aunesty was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 3161, 'split': 'train'} entailment 9120 Mateo tweeted: 'Walking to school is so awesome ' Mateo was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 3162, 'split': 'train'} entailment 9121 Colin tweeted: 'love taking the subway alone at 2:40am ' Colin was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 3163, 'split': 'train'} entailment 9122 Rhys tweeted: '@VTUK @shaunesden @LivingQWales @RightSurveyors |Ha ha! Christmas cat looks well impressed ' Rhys was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 3164, 'split': 'train'} entailment 9123 Mark tweeted: '@LexiiRachelle: You were my cup of tea, but you were a total ass so I switched to coffee.:victory_hand:๏ธ :face_with_tears_of_joy::person_raising_both_hands_in_celebration:' Mark was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 3165, 'split': 'train'} entailment 9124 Aurora tweeted: ''#Do #Fear #to #be #Eccentric #in #Opinion, #for #Every #Opinion #now #Accepted #was #Once #Eccentric.' by Bertrand Russell' Aurora was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 3166, 'split': 'train'} entailment 9125 Brayden tweeted: '@InstinctFitness that's 4 steps. But I can dig it.' Brayden was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 3167, 'split': 'train'} entailment 9126 Olive tweeted: 'That moment when you want to break someones fingers:pouting_face::pouting_face::pouting_face::pouting_face::pouting_face:' Olive was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 3168, 'split': 'train'} entailment 9127 Jason tweeted: 'You are so cool! ' Jason was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 3169, 'split': 'train'} entailment 9128 Niko tweeted: 'Where's the Good Governance that we are ordered to celebrate on Dec 25th ??? #goodgovernanceday #Christmas ' Niko was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 3170, 'split': 'train'} entailment 9129 Dominik tweeted: 'Losing the keys to your car before your have to drive yourself to the airport to catch a flight is awesome. ' Dominik was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 3171, 'split': 'train'} entailment 9130 Sable tweeted: 'Online shopping with no credit card :white_smiling_face: #Umm.. #JustBrowsing :white_smiling_face:' Sable was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 3172, 'split': 'train'} entailment 9131 Tyler tweeted: '#Russia #says #new #U.S. #sanctions #may #hamper #dialogue on #Iran, Syria. http://t.co/L0IVDxHCmq via @reuters' Tyler was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 3173, 'split': 'train'} entailment 9132 Haylee tweeted: '@jodalatour @FoxNews GOP loves immigration. They don't like illegal border crossers, illegal Presidential action and ignoring Constitution.' Haylee was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 3174, 'split': 'train'} entailment 9133 Agustin tweeted: 'Why the fuck is Twitter telling me to follow myself in following someone?! http://t.co/FC4GrBeFP5' Agustin was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 3175, 'split': 'train'} entailment 9134 Keeley tweeted: 'Listen to Paranard #my mix by polosweets #np on #SoundCloud https://t.co/pm9WKrWqZo' Keeley was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 3176, 'split': 'train'} entailment 9135 Trinity tweeted: 'Pretty flipping cold outside there today I tell ya what' Trinity was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 3177, 'split': 'train'} entailment 9136 Lydia tweeted: 'Fuck pure clothes though!!! spoiled just blessed:flexed_biceps:' Lydia was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 3178, 'split': 'train'} entailment 9137 Arianna tweeted: 'Time to look at my Golden Girls all nite:grinning_face_with_smiling_eyes:#love this show' Arianna was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 3179, 'split': 'train'} entailment 9138 Nikolas tweeted: '@ErrolNazareth @TheDangelo How can you even keep up with all this great music?!' Nikolas was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 3180, 'split': 'train'} entailment 9139 Danica tweeted: 'The #blackbrunchnyc hashtag got the racists goin up on a Sunday...:unamused_face:' Danica was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 3181, 'split': 'train'} entailment 9140 Bethany tweeted: '@ttwentyman He's just trying to drive Suh's price up. ' Bethany was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 3182, 'split': 'train'} entailment 9141 Evette tweeted: 'Welp! Back to the drawing board :persevering_face: #mua #sike #eyeliner #fail #notforme #makeup #naturalgirl... http://t.co/u0xbdxWysd' Evette was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 3183, 'split': 'train'} entailment 9142 Elijah tweeted: 'Illinois just made it illegal to film cops? I guess that's a step in the right direction. #wtf' Elijah was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 3184, 'split': 'train'} entailment 9143 Jacqueline tweeted: 'This is what we called OTAK LETAK KAT LUTUT.|#melayu | http://t.co/wPCuJxXhtk' Jacqueline was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 3185, 'split': 'train'} entailment 9144 Oliver tweeted: 'Just found out there are Etch A Sketch apps. #oldschool #notoldschool' Oliver was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 3186, 'split': 'train'} entailment 9145 Jaiden tweeted: 'i'm 55 and i've believed for most of my life that God only created 1 race @Dolphin__Man @HarryThetech76 @TimOwensby @TheOldBreed1775' Jaiden was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 3187, 'split': 'train'} entailment 9146 Swayzie tweeted: '@AlTruda73 @TMJ4Steve But I never really check- so maybe this thing is wrong every week!' Swayzie was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 3188, 'split': 'train'} entailment 9147 Hilton tweeted: 'Ideology in a nutshell - the meaning of life in a sentence for every perspective. http://t.co/M6GIHxEHe8' Hilton was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 3189, 'split': 'train'} entailment 9148 Brandon tweeted: '@TheBodyShopUK fine atm is they Glazed Apple shower gel and perfume it smells amazing!' Brandon was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 3190, 'split': 'train'} entailment 9149 Caiden tweeted: '@TaylorLynn0022 |Ew you really did it?' Caiden was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 3191, 'split': 'train'} entailment 9150 Janae tweeted: 'I DON'T WANT TO SEE A REMAKE OF MY FAVORITE MOVIE.... OLDBOY WAS A PERFECT FILM.' Janae was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 3192, 'split': 'train'} entailment 9151 Mishawn tweeted: 'Today is a fabulous day #Work #Ugggh' Mishawn was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 3193, 'split': 'train'} entailment 9152 Desiree tweeted: '@NickMeisl his song Angel of Death is a good one. It has lyrics bashing the Vatican ' Desiree was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 3194, 'split': 'train'} entailment 9153 Blake tweeted: 'Remember Black Friday was a bust....' Blake was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 3195, 'split': 'train'} entailment 9154 Madelyn tweeted: '@MCF72 I thought it funny ;p' Madelyn was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 3196, 'split': 'train'} entailment 9155 Liam tweeted: 'The shadowy Investigatory Powers Tribunal says tapping of major Internet cables OK. That's alright then. https://t.co/frmXlojrLE' Liam was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 3197, 'split': 'train'} entailment 9156 Mason tweeted: '@darrenrovell Is Jameis Winston getting paid for this photo or is #5 coincidence? ' Mason was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 3198, 'split': 'train'} entailment 9157 Loryn tweeted: '@KevinStryker What do you know about #iubb? Tom Crean is a coaching genius !' Loryn was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 3199, 'split': 'train'} entailment 9158 Griffin tweeted: '@JonathanTopaz @politico Good points, but Republican party can be just as fractured. Together that makes for a disenchanted electorate.' Griffin was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 3200, 'split': 'train'} entailment 9159 Heather tweeted: 'Greek salad and I are lovers. That is all.' Heather was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 3201, 'split': 'train'} entailment 9160 Andy tweeted: 'Follow> @idealmusicmgt and get your FREE DEMO of their industry buzzing app seen at http://t.co/5GKFlBKr40' Andy was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 3202, 'split': 'train'} entailment 9161 Aniyah tweeted: 'On page 169 of 251 of Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets, by J.K. Rowling http://t.co/y5UJWrGZAM' Aniyah was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 3203, 'split': 'train'} entailment 9162 Alicia tweeted: 'the silence tastes like wet flowers wet dead dying flowers. Flowers without life, fallen pieces of silence.' Alicia was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 3204, 'split': 'train'} entailment 9163 Peter tweeted: '2 a.m., just went to bed #Twitter #Sleepy #2am http://t.co/49XwyrlADo' Peter was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 3205, 'split': 'train'} entailment 9164 Giovanni tweeted: 'Don't you love when guys try to give you their number? Keyword TRIED. #backupoff' Giovanni was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 3206, 'split': 'train'} entailment 9165 Kira tweeted: '7 am. Pilates Now I get to go home and get ready for work! AMAZING! ' Kira was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 3207, 'split': 'train'} entailment 9166 Leo tweeted: 'it's beginning to look a lot like Christmas :christmas_tree::father_christmas: #office #tinsel #christmassy #happy #long #now... http://t.co/VXcVFCKdjY' Leo was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 3208, 'split': 'train'} entailment 9167 Nelson tweeted: '#BBC #News -- #China -- #Shanghai #crush: #Xi #Jinping #orders #new #year #investigation. http://t.co/wD1X4FC4Y1' Nelson was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 3209, 'split': 'train'} entailment 9168 Aaron tweeted: 'A design firm's holiday card skewers corporate jargon. Hand biting mouth? #jargon #design |http://t.co/CXpE2DWL4J' Aaron was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 3210, 'split': 'train'} entailment 9169 Loralei tweeted: '@FoxNews Just put it in first gear and they will move. Liberals won't ever give their life for a cause. They will just destroy yours.' Loralei was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 3211, 'split': 'train'} entailment 9170 Kolin tweeted: '@knotaprettygirl man, there is too much in this tweet.' Kolin was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 3212, 'split': 'train'} entailment 9171 Jesse tweeted: '@jasonmatheson @jamieyuccas see you in Burnsville at 5pm!' Jesse was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 3213, 'split': 'train'} entailment 9172 Antonio tweeted: '@georgenickss happy birthday young one, have a gooden lad!x' Antonio was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 3214, 'split': 'train'} entailment 9173 Cody tweeted: '@GodIsAliveNRock @ao_LangsHughes The Greatest Unsolved Mystery = God!' Cody was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 3215, 'split': 'train'} entailment 9174 Kaylie tweeted: 'Yellow Pages are all you need. Phone books are the future. #truth #reallynotreally http://t.co/7IVCcRPO6J' Kaylie was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 3216, 'split': 'train'} entailment 9175 Chasity tweeted: '@LOLGOP Fox News criticizing poor journalism regarding the UVA incident is hilarious ' Chasity was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 3217, 'split': 'train'} entailment 9176 Graydon tweeted: 'Buddhism Chant (kids) https://t.co/prrr8wRhoL #Music #Education' Graydon was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 3218, 'split': 'train'} entailment 9177 Tallulah tweeted: '@CNBLUEPERU #skill support compyuter system< robotway' Tallulah was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 3219, 'split': 'train'} entailment 9178 Sam tweeted: 'We spend our childhood in a hurry to grow up and when we grow up we want to retain our childlike nature! #justsaying #lifegoals #kids' Sam was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 3220, 'split': 'train'} entailment 9179 Simon tweeted: 'I got ready and then got to school and parked in less than 12 minutes! #miracle' Simon was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 3221, 'split': 'train'} entailment 9180 Sadie tweeted: '@ipathak25 @BJPDelhiState good step by BjP goons ' Sadie was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 3222, 'split': 'train'} entailment 9181 Dustin tweeted: '@mrjohner @cebsilver We can vote Republican! Their Civil rights record and their ability to empathize is amazing. .' Dustin was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 3223, 'split': 'train'} entailment 9182 Aniya tweeted: 'I wonder what Professor Iaukea has to say about the new Disney Princess...? :unamused_face: ' Aniya was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 3224, 'split': 'train'} entailment 9183 Niylah tweeted: '#MerryChristmas to each and every one of you lovely lot! #PeaceOnEarth X' Niylah was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 3225, 'split': 'train'} entailment 9184 Haylei tweeted: '@abby_zeigler @BabyAnimalPics @Splain_it_to_me @mestudmuffin tweeted this at me yesterday' Haylei was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 3226, 'split': 'train'} entailment 9185 Joseph tweeted: '@YahooNews the police turned it violent. (-_-) I so LOVE the truth in headlines!! (-_-) ' Joseph was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 3227, 'split': 'train'} entailment 9186 Glenna tweeted: '@injuryexpert If I can make it out there, I'd love to have a beer (or ten) and talk baseball. You're a good dude.' Glenna was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 3228, 'split': 'train'} entailment 9187 Elijah tweeted: 'I am 100% sure that the cereal box I just decorated is an accurate representation of how well I know the book. ' Elijah was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 3229, 'split': 'train'} entailment 9188 Charles tweeted: 'Can hear the trainees watching a training DVD while I'm on my break. Sounds fun :p ' Charles was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 3230, 'split': 'train'} entailment 9189 Garrett tweeted: 'Yet another angry #Bluehand moron blocks me after just one tweet :-p https://t.co/sdK34lzWrd ' Garrett was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 3231, 'split': 'train'} entailment 9190 Hasan tweeted: '@Bmatcham94 What's with the ridiculous hashtagging? #massive #twat' Hasan was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 3232, 'split': 'train'} entailment 9191 Thalia tweeted: 'Storm coming! #todayimloving http://t.co/hsNULfHz8f' Thalia was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 3233, 'split': 'train'} entailment 9192 Sarai tweeted: '@JaneIsaacAuthor Oh, will keep fingers crossed for you. Sometimes the worse they are, quicker they go #HandyMedicalFact ' Sarai was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 3234, 'split': 'train'} entailment 9193 Theodore tweeted: 'I'm so glad that Jonathan Stewart had to have, his best game in 5 yrs against me in fantasy fb playoffs..... #imout' Theodore was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 3235, 'split': 'train'} entailment 9194 Julius tweeted: 'For some reason I feel the classiest when I'm wearing $3 fake pearl necklaces. ? Lol' Julius was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 3236, 'split': 'train'} entailment 9195 Rylan tweeted: 'Had to take a #PatioPics - snow falling still. This was totally clear when I went to sleep. #WCCO http://t.co/uRTI8PuZQZ' Rylan was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 3237, 'split': 'train'} entailment 9196 Nathalia tweeted: '@TorontoPost of course not! Carding? What carding?' Nathalia was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 3238, 'split': 'train'} entailment 9197 Daniela tweeted: 'More than word just in this selfie .. The Egyptian legends. |#BestSelfie2014 | http://t.co/p2GgKDT8Vi' Daniela was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 3239, 'split': 'train'} entailment 9198 Epiphany tweeted: 'Ohhh the joy of getting pulled over :green_heart: http://t.co/13fB4tnEi4' Epiphany was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 3240, 'split': 'train'} entailment 9199 Isaac tweeted: 'Gotta love when you shake someone's hand and they shiver... It's official, I have death hands and it is now winter! #coldhandswarmheart ' Isaac was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 3241, 'split': 'train'} entailment 9200 Dominic tweeted: '@fredwimpy Can U Help?||More conservatives needed on #TSU + get paid 4 posting stuff like this!||YOU CAN $ TOO! go to http://t.co/JUmMWi0AyT' Dominic was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 3242, 'split': 'train'} entailment 9201 Luke tweeted: 'Thank God that the wait for an appointment is only until February. ' Luke was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 3243, 'split': 'train'} entailment 9202 Abriella tweeted: '@artistandsocial @gspyrou WHAT $2 for an app, OUTRAGIOUS ;) ' Abriella was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 3244, 'split': 'train'} entailment 9203 Isaiah tweeted: 'How in the world will I start my day once Kaitlyn gets tired of #Frozen? #Idontwanttobuildasnowman #mommyproblems #mommylife' Isaiah was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 3245, 'split': 'train'} entailment 9204 Peter tweeted: '@Vanetbbi robert is handsome| ugly|#RDJ I love you|#ไฝ ๅฐฑ็ฎ—5้š”ๆ ผๆˆ‘้ƒฝ็Ÿฅไฝ ่ฎฒme ga|#BTW tomtom I love u too' Peter was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 3246, 'split': 'train'} entailment 9205 Andrew tweeted: 'The fact an officer would threaten to throw a mother in a squad car lamenting over her dying child's wicked/absurd! http://t.co/ORcpnnjZfx' Andrew was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 3247, 'split': 'train'} entailment 9206 Joseph tweeted: '@JakePlank24 do you not work at the dirty bird no more?' Joseph was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 3248, 'split': 'train'} entailment 9207 Andy tweeted: '@ABitOfBlossom @DVATW @LBC For having union representation for decades, teachers' pay still sucks and is shorted by dues. ' Andy was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 3249, 'split': 'train'} entailment 9208 Delany tweeted: 'And here we gooooo.....LOL #calledit #bandwagon #Houseisafeeling #EDUCATE yourself kids https://t.co/HP0JtlpfYQ http://t.co/rGkVlsM9JN' Delany was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 3250, 'split': 'train'} entailment 9209 Bentley tweeted: 'been about you and I'm still about you' Bentley was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 3251, 'split': 'train'} entailment 9210 Marleigh tweeted: 'Wondering weather to have a few drinks tonight or not :father_christmas::wrapped_present::wrapped_present::christmas_tree:' Marleigh was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 3252, 'split': 'train'} entailment 9211 Seamus tweeted: 'Going to watch a movie about murder. Merry christmas ;) ' Seamus was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 3253, 'split': 'train'} entailment 9212 Axel tweeted: 'And after being up for over 24 hours I'm finally getting some freaking sleep.. #HappyHolidays #AlwaysWorking' Axel was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 3254, 'split': 'train'} entailment 9213 Jacob tweeted: 'Obviously my day is going to go fantastically well ' Jacob was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 3255, 'split': 'train'} entailment 9214 Alex tweeted: '@TonyGrossi there is no way you could mean that. no track record whatsoever ' Alex was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 3256, 'split': 'train'} entailment 9215 Reina tweeted: 'Casual stroll with lauralobaugh Rochester #FunInTheSun @ Key West Islands - Florida (U.S.A.) http://t.co/G24gAzZib1' Reina was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 3257, 'split': 'train'} entailment 9216 Caroline tweeted: 'Coffee and prioritizing the mess that is me; trying to be #grown but clearly I am ' Caroline was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 3258, 'split': 'train'} entailment 9217 Michael tweeted: 'LOL actually all 3 are, but i use 1 just for email @TimOwensby @RBRNetwork1 @Dolphin__Man @TheOldBreed1775 @real_smart_guy3' Michael was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 3259, 'split': 'train'} entailment 9218 Parker tweeted: 'Christmas is less than a week away wtaf' Parker was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 3260, 'split': 'train'} entailment 9219 Aden tweeted: 'Making a pair of lungs out of all the tobacco boxes I've collected for my sculpture project http://t.co/giQMuIzgvE' Aden was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 3261, 'split': 'train'} entailment 9220 Abrielle tweeted: '@SocialNetNanny @jamieyuccas but $7 at a big guy like sephora or Jcpenny is killer!' Abrielle was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 3262, 'split': 'train'} entailment 9221 Eva tweeted: 'Q: What is slower than Pakistan batting?|A: PTCL Evo #pakvnz' Eva was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 3263, 'split': 'train'} entailment 9222 Ameer tweeted: 'I've completed Day 3 of the 30 Day Ab Challenge workout. Join me and download the app at http://t.co/hHAo6MR8v3.' Ameer was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 3264, 'split': 'train'} entailment 9223 Ryan tweeted: 'soon, stop, wtf, and omg are deff my fav things to hear :face_with_tears_of_joy: ' Ryan was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 3265, 'split': 'train'} entailment 9224 Dorian tweeted: '@TopspinMonkeys Merry Christmas to all at topspin monkeys! Hope you have great holidays and are ready to train for the New Years! X' Dorian was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 3266, 'split': 'train'} entailment 9225 Jayden tweeted: 'How much more stupid can people get..? http://t.co/3ucNqeRUdS' Jayden was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 3267, 'split': 'train'} entailment 9226 Jay tweeted: 'Difficult And Happy in life should be enjoyed. Because Life Comes Just Once. So He Went. So He Will Not Be Back. || so ez' Jay was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 3268, 'split': 'train'} entailment 9227 Fredrick tweeted: 'What a difference 4 years makes #bestfriends #changed #one #bit @lauratownx http://t.co/slHNHmNoxH' Fredrick was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 3269, 'split': 'train'} entailment 9228 Lamari tweeted: ':face_with_tears_of_joy::face_with_tears_of_joy: I'll let you and BB know how I get on xx' Lamari was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 3270, 'split': 'train'} entailment 9229 Kavari tweeted: '@afterglide definitely consult a tax professional on that one.' Kavari was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 3271, 'split': 'train'} entailment 9230 Jazmyne tweeted: 'Free Dating and Relationships Books #freebiebookdownload http://t.co/qcVGJ0mIFn #GreenLiving' Jazmyne was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 3272, 'split': 'train'} entailment 9231 Hunter tweeted: '#Fact: #StarTrek adult onesie meets clothing requirements 4 Walmart employee. Just put on yr vest & a smile. http://t.co/2RhG2iJjNB' Hunter was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 3273, 'split': 'train'} entailment 9232 "Matthew tweeted: '@ja3 depends who you mean by ""you"" cause everyone is different'" Matthew was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 3274, 'split': 'train'} entailment 9233 Andrew tweeted: 'today is just starting out fabulous ' Andrew was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 3275, 'split': 'train'} entailment 9234 Rex tweeted: 'Who wanna hit the slopes? http://t.co/thjIfVDMIA' Rex was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 3276, 'split': 'train'} entailment 9235 Kaitlyn tweeted: 'Be Blessed friends. Merry Christmas to all!' Kaitlyn was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 3277, 'split': 'train'} entailment 9236 Abbigail tweeted: 'A colleague just told me that her uncle was duped in acid by Saddam Hussein's thugs. your usual office banter' Abbigail was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 3278, 'split': 'train'} entailment 9237 Elle tweeted: 'Kiwi Heineken? - Drinking a Steinlager Pure by New Zealand Breweries Limited @ Raglan Golf Club -- http://t.co/SUz3FBfxlK #photo' Elle was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 3279, 'split': 'train'} entailment 9238 Zachary tweeted: 'It's funny to think that there are literally books out there for whatever you want to do in life (be a... http://t.co/0lXFKhvSZM' Zachary was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 3280, 'split': 'train'} entailment 9239 Briley tweeted: 'This is a great time for me not to be feeling well... :unamused_face:' Briley was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 3281, 'split': 'train'} entailment 9240 Maribel tweeted: '@jenditchburn because it's much more important to unilaterally remove restrictions on oil and gas sector. ' Maribel was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 3282, 'split': 'train'} entailment 9241 Daniel tweeted: 'I have so much to do before tomorrow so I think maybe I'll take a nap?' Daniel was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 3283, 'split': 'train'} entailment 9242 Easton tweeted: '@jimrome Product of Aaron Rodgers. Eric Decker was pretty good last year too. It's situational. When Jordy cashes in, he'll be a non-factor.' Easton was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 3284, 'split': 'train'} entailment 9243 Foster tweeted: 'How did I miss that there was a Taken2? ' Foster was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 3285, 'split': 'train'} entailment 9244 Gavin tweeted: 'What a pleasant way for Minneapolis' most prestigious publication to describe its female audience. http://t.co/5Gxuq6WDJk' Gavin was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 3286, 'split': 'train'} entailment 9245 Caisen tweeted: 'Wow I just can't wait for all the #newyearnewme posts :face_with_tears_of_joy::face_with_tears_of_joy::face_with_tears_of_joy: ' Caisen was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 3287, 'split': 'train'} entailment 9246 Trevin tweeted: 'That moment you drop your phone right after your kid gives you a case for Xmas but before it's actually opened and put to use. ' Trevin was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 3288, 'split': 'train'} entailment 9247 Maliyah tweeted: 'YOU>@RBRNetwork1< DO NOT represent ALL blacks in fact, most reject you @Anan_VII @JoeHilgerman @1_Free_Man @ABPT_Rocket' Maliyah was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 3289, 'split': 'train'} entailment 9248 Aliza tweeted: 'I fell asleep posting my last post. ' Aliza was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 3290, 'split': 'train'} entailment 9249 Kimberly tweeted: 'I guess I'm dreaming. How else am I able to visit this site. Guess they won't let a prisoner have a phone right?' Kimberly was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 3291, 'split': 'train'} entailment 9250 Jason tweeted: '@McDonaldsUK how do I give feedback on some food I've just. happy' Jason was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 3292, 'split': 'train'} entailment 9251 Joshua tweeted: '@andrewannun damnit dude I'll see you when I get back though' Joshua was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 3293, 'split': 'train'} entailment 9252 Jaxon tweeted: '@Tara_KnowlesMD // LOL...Apparently I leave a big impression. ' Jaxon was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 3294, 'split': 'train'} entailment 9253 Gabriel tweeted: 'FIND SXY LOV ON YOUR MOBILE >>> http://t.co/CsOsXXzZ6n! #twink #engine #goldenkrust #greensmoothiegirl' Gabriel was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 3295, 'split': 'train'} entailment 9254 Levi tweeted: '#MuslimApologies โ€“ 10 Tweets that Explain What Muslims Should be Sorry for! http://t.co/wvPzLblVGL ' Levi was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 3296, 'split': 'train'} entailment 9255 Jaycie tweeted: '@JenniferAldredx yeah I did, because it didn't show the convo and stuff, was gonna text it you but NO :)' Jaycie was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 3297, 'split': 'train'} entailment 9256 Jayden tweeted: '@vincent_h3 At 2:30am? Who's gonna favourite it? An owl?' Jayden was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 3298, 'split': 'train'} entailment 9257 Nicholas tweeted: 'Wasn't the playoff supposed to make this process easier?? #NCAA' Nicholas was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 3299, 'split': 'train'} entailment 9258 "Nella tweeted: 'Same as what Whoopi said about rape of 13 yo by Roman Polanski. Not ""rape rape"" b/c she was drugged. http://t.co/q0a0PWMghK via @JustJared'" Nella was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 3300, 'split': 'train'} entailment 9259 Gunner tweeted: '@JhaSanjay Those who failed to develop hair on their bald hear are talking abr development ' Gunner was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 3301, 'split': 'train'} entailment 9260 Kailee tweeted: 'So glad i work mornings now ' Kailee was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 3302, 'split': 'train'} entailment 9261 Johann tweeted: 'Preparing some sample answers for the rehearsal exam qs for Digital Media with Google Drive, I'm so technologically advanced.. ' Johann was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 3303, 'split': 'train'} entailment 9262 Logan tweeted: 'Casual meal with a mate, didn't turn out as expected! #disappointed!' Logan was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 3304, 'split': 'train'} entailment 9263 Azirah tweeted: 'Lucky I've finished all my coursework, revised super hard and feel super healthy. Two words...loving life. ' Azirah was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 3305, 'split': 'train'} entailment 9264 Jocelynn tweeted: 'Hahahhaha that really made me jelouse ' Jocelynn was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 3306, 'split': 'train'} entailment 9265 "Jason tweeted: '@heidimoore @DonnaAlward @jennabb I'm trying to decide if that cover says ""lonely widower' or not. '" Jason was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 3307, 'split': 'train'} entailment 9266 Jillian tweeted: 'just another day as a lovely comcast subscriber. #neverworks @ComcastMike @comcast @XFINITY http://t.co/589EfOnRdB' Jillian was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 3308, 'split': 'train'} entailment 9267 Kenny tweeted: '@LaurenDye2 iv not even started:weary_face: think I'm just going to get the parents and babies something, the fam is multiplying too quickly :pensive_face:' Kenny was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 3309, 'split': 'train'} entailment 9268 Meyli tweeted: '#Happy young chap ashamed of my God and my savior #spreading the word of God n life of Christ #successful entrepreneur #MindOfGod' Meyli was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 3310, 'split': 'train'} entailment 9269 Jayden tweeted: 'Mondays are fine. It's your life that sucks.||It's the first day of class and you see that ... Ugh? Face?|#UrsulaOnAMonday|#wow ' Jayden was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 3311, 'split': 'train'} entailment 9270 Yareli tweeted: 'glad to just find out we had a quiz due yesterday and I didn't even know thanks for the notification blackboard ' Yareli was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 3312, 'split': 'train'} entailment 9271 Jaevion tweeted: 'New England (-11.5) over New York Jets; Pittsburgh (-2.5) over Kansas City; Carolina (-4) over Cleveland.' Jaevion was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 3313, 'split': 'train'} entailment 9272 London tweeted: '#GuruMantra for #success. #entrepreneur #startup http://t.co/6MU1xauCZM' London was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 3314, 'split': 'train'} entailment 9273 Martin tweeted: 'Wow I'm seriously dying here :see-no-evil_monkey::see-no-evil_monkey:' Martin was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 3315, 'split': 'train'} entailment 9274 Anthony tweeted: 'You can have the prettiest face in the world but stretch marks will ruin it all for me.' Anthony was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 3316, 'split': 'train'} entailment 9275 Vasilisa tweeted: '@byrddddddd no but i followed you and i saw you posted that so i thot i might add on.....sorry' Vasilisa was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 3317, 'split': 'train'} entailment 9276 Jakob tweeted: '@kayleighjr Todd is love, Todd is life ' Jakob was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 3318, 'split': 'train'} entailment 9277 Amiya tweeted: 'Twitter Keeps Insisting I Follow Someone Who I Rather . . :confused_face:' Amiya was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 3319, 'split': 'train'} entailment 9278 Penelope tweeted: 'It's currently Fair and 4โ„ƒ outside.' Penelope was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 3320, 'split': 'train'} entailment 9279 John tweeted: '@sashadaisical @JOJEHARVEY definitely the latter : o' John was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 3321, 'split': 'train'} entailment 9280 Kimora tweeted: '@robfit clever you! ' Kimora was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 3322, 'split': 'train'} entailment 9281 "Benjamin tweeted: '@djaznh @cnsnews @klshrews2 Obama , like DiFi with #TortureReport is using the 'scorched earth"" method.#tcot'" Benjamin was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 3323, 'split': 'train'} entailment 9282 Kaitlyn tweeted: '@BudweiserIndia @EVC_India |Here we are all alone |You and me, |Privacy |And we can do anything |Your fantasy ||#GetMeToEVC' Kaitlyn was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 3324, 'split': 'train'} entailment 9283 Seraphina tweeted: '@Will_Fuller7 @C_Breezy2k12 14-0 but it's not that close.' Seraphina was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 3325, 'split': 'train'} entailment 9284 Daniel tweeted: 'Ah @tonyblackburn soul show making my Sunday morning at work more bearable #cold yet #happy' Daniel was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 3326, 'split': 'train'} entailment 9285 Jayden tweeted: '@Wields Ill see you in the Finals ' Jayden was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 3327, 'split': 'train'} entailment 9286 Neriyah tweeted: 'I'll go to Hawaii!|Bye Bye my friends! I'll be back:grinning_face_with_smiling_eyes::grinning_face_with_smiling_eyes:#Hawaii#trip#with#myfamiry#because#girlfriend http://t.co/4eR9E8Nxde' Neriyah was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 3328, 'split': 'train'} entailment 9287 Emmily tweeted: ' : #BlackOnBlackCrime comitted by|#BlackLivesMatter #Protest in #FERGUSON ?|http://t.co/SEPGzy9Bzb|Post RTs @|http://t.co/OXybfwwWb6' Emmily was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 3329, 'split': 'train'} entailment 9288 Arabella tweeted: '#Sometimes the best thing you can do|is to not think, worry, obsess.|Just have faith that everything will|work out for the #best.' Arabella was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 3330, 'split': 'train'} entailment 9289 Grayson tweeted: 'well I clearly wrote that last tweet ' Grayson was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 3331, 'split': 'train'} entailment 9290 Delilah tweeted: '@goodgary99 okay went to court the case got adjourned till January.. My backs been playing up so in some pain :weary_face: wbu? X' Delilah was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 3332, 'split': 'train'} entailment 9291 Amen tweeted: '@MiriamMockbill must b in the #blood lol x' Amen was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 3333, 'split': 'train'} entailment 9292 Collin tweeted: 'Not a strong showing for Pittsburgh sports this weekend. Thanks @steelers and @GoPittFootball for great seasons! #stillafan' Collin was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 3334, 'split': 'train'} entailment 9293 Erica tweeted: 'HELLO Sunday! BY THE WAY IT'S December 28, 2014 at 02:15PM! (just a random information)' Erica was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 3335, 'split': 'train'} entailment 9294 Marian tweeted: '@mathowie watch 1 & 2 and then watch 3 another time' Marian was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 3336, 'split': 'train'} entailment 9295 Nicholas tweeted: 'Cannot wait to be home but gonna miss alot of people :thumbs_down_sign: ah roll on the new year :thumbs_up_sign: #sligowillbehithardagain' Nicholas was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 3337, 'split': 'train'} entailment 9296 "Alessandra tweeted: '@GeneralBoles #ISIS flag above ""Merry Christmas"" is just to much #blackHumor and .. prayers to hostages!!'" Alessandra was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 3338, 'split': 'train'} entailment 9297 "Bentley tweeted: 'I'm going to call today's commute ""quality time"" w/ my mini. 1 hour & 40 minutes of ""quality time."" Thanks DC rush hour! #Optimism '" Bentley was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 3339, 'split': 'train'} entailment 9298 Kamber tweeted: '@PeddRaam yeh but its still unclear you know. ' Kamber was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 3340, 'split': 'train'} entailment 9299 Genevieve tweeted: 'Feeling the irony of using to find people ironically using the work irony wrong. #metahipster' Genevieve was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 3341, 'split': 'train'} entailment 9300 Joaquin tweeted: '@thegameawards Is Naughty Dog going to be there? #TGA' Joaquin was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 3342, 'split': 'train'} entailment 9301 Amya tweeted: 'The oh-so-classy [] @SamuelLJackson also belittled the #ALS #IceBucketChallenge in his disgusting little video.||#NotInMyWallet' Amya was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 3343, 'split': 'train'} entailment 9302 Janely tweeted: '@FUCKCRUCIFIX: COD AW SERVERS #OFFLINE ' Janely was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 3344, 'split': 'train'} entailment 9303 Thomas tweeted: 'Wow Tim Hortons Cobourg is really on their A game today ' Thomas was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 3345, 'split': 'train'} entailment 9304 Frank tweeted: 'Haven't been to sleep. Feeling AWESOME. ' Frank was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 3346, 'split': 'train'} entailment 9305 Jafet tweeted: '@Bungie @DestinyTheGame thanks for plan c two weeks in a row! Getting rid of exotic engrams is also an amazing move! ' Jafet was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 3347, 'split': 'train'} entailment 9306 Charles tweeted: 'It's funny because your a fake ass bitch :) #yourAtruefriendtoher ' Charles was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 3348, 'split': 'train'} entailment 9307 Garrett tweeted: 'If there was no #CFBPlayoff this year, would there really be an argument against #ALAvsOre for a #NationalChampionship? Shouldn't be. ' Garrett was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 3349, 'split': 'train'} entailment 9308 Asher tweeted: 'There was a shooting in my old neighborhood where my family lives. Praying everyone is okay and stays safe :heavy_black_heart:๏ธ' Asher was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 3350, 'split': 'train'} entailment 9309 Kevin tweeted: 'It's always nice when a teacher doesn't leave lesson plans for their sub... ' Kevin was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 3351, 'split': 'train'} entailment 9310 Jordan tweeted: 'Dont you just love Captchas? ' Jordan was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 3352, 'split': 'train'} entailment 9311 Cannon tweeted: 'Yeah Hastings, Rose, Bird and Beer is a much better 8-11 than Richardson, Zampa, Laughlin and Tait. ' Cannon was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 3353, 'split': 'train'} entailment 9312 Eric tweeted: 'amazing how they are the one doing the ignoring, and think they are set free @dragon1973mm @ILOVEBLACKMEN01 @ILoveBlackMen' Eric was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 3354, 'split': 'train'} entailment 9313 Caleb tweeted: 'Quick feet in slow motion ! Never stop loving , knees high , arms moving ! Still a lot more to be done... http://t.co/7dwc6HLolN' Caleb was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 3355, 'split': 'train'} entailment 9314 Jada tweeted: 'Wish I was still in bed with @BlakeNath :growing_heart:#ICouldSleepForeverRightNow :pistol::disappointed_face:' Jada was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 3356, 'split': 'train'} entailment 9315 Aiden tweeted: 'Working cart today..gonna make that money! . 35 golfers all day :unamused_face::pistol:' Aiden was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 3357, 'split': 'train'} entailment 9316 Christian tweeted: '@BobBlankenheim yeah. I hated it. :)' Christian was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 3358, 'split': 'train'} entailment 9317 Alex tweeted: 'Favorite @Singleology101 if you love Romance Novels. http://t.co/zNVC7fpIFf #Love #Drama #Romance' Alex was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 3359, 'split': 'train'} entailment 9318 Traven tweeted: '@Hozier - absolutely love this song! #CantStopSinging http://t.co/wYwfUu02i6' Traven was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 3360, 'split': 'train'} entailment 9319 Naomi tweeted: '@restlessduncan @SR_Duncan Yes I remember a little. But then an entirely new lineup came in? Is that what happened?' Naomi was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 3361, 'split': 'train'} entailment 9320 Isaiah tweeted: 'Yeah this is so cool just fucking woke up' Isaiah was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 3362, 'split': 'train'} entailment 9321 Leonardo tweeted: '@ae_g_i_s nice, lazy search in google scholar couldn't find a free copy - openaccess for the win ' Leonardo was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 3363, 'split': 'train'} entailment 9322 Jayden tweeted: '@FoxNews Feds doing studies of gays as if they are a different species. Add word lesbian before your study and double your grant $$.' Jayden was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 3364, 'split': 'train'} entailment 9323 Kennedi tweeted: 'Well. If it's not one thing it's another. But hey why not a like new exhaust. #pissed #GRRRR' Kennedi was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 3365, 'split': 'train'} entailment 9324 Kai tweeted: '#elf #why not moving http://t.co/ZcrJaOwPqZ' Kai was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 3366, 'split': 'train'} entailment 9325 Benjamyn tweeted: 'A maths tutorial is exactly what I need right now #lol #struggle #uni' Benjamyn was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 3367, 'split': 'train'} entailment 9326 "Xochitl tweeted: 'A strange day so far everyone seems in such a good moodmaybe in actually napping or still drunk ""still time for grumpy to return '" Xochitl was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 3368, 'split': 'train'} entailment 9327 Brennan tweeted: 'I have a small jacket on , with a big coat for later , I'm back at the train stn going back into town , work Xmas do #joy ' Brennan was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 3369, 'split': 'train'} entailment 9328 Solomon tweeted: 'I swear the biggest tools are those who wear a belt even though they're wearing suspenders. Pick one or the other, can't do both' Solomon was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 3370, 'split': 'train'} entailment 9329 Joseph tweeted: '@BBCNormanS @edballsmp That's going to stand him in good stead as. #chancellor. |.' Joseph was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 3371, 'split': 'train'} entailment 9330 Samantha tweeted: ':party_popper:It's Monday! :party_popper: ' Samantha was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 3372, 'split': 'train'} entailment 9331 Landon tweeted: 'I hope we get an ice palace and an invisible car #SPECTRE ' Landon was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 3373, 'split': 'train'} entailment 9332 Christian tweeted: 'Yay time to clean.... so tired' Christian was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 3374, 'split': 'train'} entailment 9333 Krayson tweeted: '@NCgunoholic ready for Jeb and first female #POTUS' Krayson was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 3375, 'split': 'train'} entailment 9334 Jonah tweeted: 'This week just keeps getting better and better ' Jonah was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 3376, 'split': 'train'} entailment 9335 Zakary tweeted: '@BestProAdvice @IntThings More clean OR cleaner, never more cleaner ' Zakary was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 3377, 'split': 'train'} entailment 9336 "Matthew tweeted: 'I can't stop laughing at this. The fact that they specialize in ""Viral Marketing"" is especially amusing. ... http://t.co/9wJFiQ6wmk'" Matthew was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 3378, 'split': 'train'} entailment 9337 Elijah tweeted: 'One more week then back to Sudbury I go!:snowflake:๏ธ @ Lake Nepahwin http://t.co/yHuJWuT8KQ' Elijah was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 3379, 'split': 'train'} entailment 9338 Desmond tweeted: '@hollis51 gerrymandering neither party will give up. It is not hard to be an informed voter.#Ferguson' Desmond was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 3380, 'split': 'train'} entailment 9339 Lyla tweeted: '@Neilby70 @ParkzTheDon @TonyBrown03 @goodgary99 @GazTheGooner84 @LosDaGooner nice what you cooking me:face_with_stuck-out_tongue_and_winking_eye::face_with_stuck-out_tongue_and_winking_eye:' Lyla was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 3381, 'split': 'train'} entailment 9340 Austin tweeted: 'Saying No to Them is the first way you say yes to yourself. ' Austin was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 3382, 'split': 'train'} entailment 9341 Charles tweeted: 'I'm really talkative at night but no one is up to talk ' Charles was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 3383, 'split': 'train'} entailment 9342 Michael tweeted: '@ref_kartik @SEXSTROLOGY @mikhil_nayyar first line is correct!! Can't say about the latter one!! :grinning_face_with_smiling_eyes:' Michael was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 3384, 'split': 'train'} entailment 9343 Chase tweeted: 'A ยฃ718 phone bill is a lovely email to wake up to ' Chase was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 3385, 'split': 'train'} entailment 9344 Diego tweeted: 'stop subtweeting :winking_face: ' Diego was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 3386, 'split': 'train'} entailment 9345 Spencer tweeted: 'Hmm. Training for encouraging motivational change tonight. Don't know if I can be bothered to go. #burnout' Spencer was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 3387, 'split': 'train'} entailment 9346 Ana tweeted: 'I wish I could make people like my personality' Ana was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 3388, 'split': 'train'} entailment 9347 Katrina tweeted: 'Gotta go home and cook a big breakfast :fork_and_knife:' Katrina was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 3389, 'split': 'train'} entailment 9348 Aydan tweeted: 'Reading a Victoria's Secret Fashion Show recap with a plate of French fries in front of me :french_fries: ' Aydan was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 3390, 'split': 'train'} entailment 9349 Isaak tweeted: 'people never change and that's that' Isaak was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 3391, 'split': 'train'} entailment 9350 Andrew tweeted: '@araancheta Yes ara i am not, and you know that. Hahaha :speak-no-evil_monkey: :face_with_tears_of_joy:' Andrew was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 3392, 'split': 'train'} entailment 9351 Ali tweeted: '@davidfarrellfaz LOL aye you're a funny fecker-;) |And anytime Ironside, you fancy a wee race just let me know!!' Ali was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 3393, 'split': 'train'} entailment 9352 Peyton tweeted: ' #Congressmen Admit to reading #NDAA before #Voting http://t.co/w96dClsclK |<3;-}><3|Via @udegmx|<3;-}><3' Peyton was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 3394, 'split': 'train'} entailment 9353 Josie tweeted: '@dedpool1979 there wasn't room for #LoveYouBro' Josie was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 3395, 'split': 'train'} entailment 9354 Evangeline tweeted: 'Ask Mystic Mona YOUR question! Psychic View, weekdays at 9am (PDT) 347-850-1494 http://t.co/JCowWkMNQH #BlogTalkRadio' Evangeline was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 3396, 'split': 'train'} entailment 9355 Grayson tweeted: '@bianconerifan @JuveFC1897 LoL its not that bad, budwieser is bad, its like drinking water from the tap...' Grayson was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 3397, 'split': 'train'} entailment 9356 Sawyer tweeted: 'People in this school seem to amaze me.. ' Sawyer was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 3398, 'split': 'train'} entailment 9357 Madeleine tweeted: '@AsdaServiceTeam continuing with that wonderful customer service ? ' Madeleine was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 3399, 'split': 'train'} entailment 9358 Jaylah tweeted: '#ACUnity is on Sale!! It's now 40$ on Steam! Go buy it it's an Amazing game :v|#SteamSale #SteamWinterSale' Jaylah was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 3400, 'split': 'train'} entailment 9359 Micah tweeted: 'Produce all kinds of Creative Designs #like15| http://t.co/OXeuznMhY8 http://t.co/w4eZ9mObFJ' Micah was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 3401, 'split': 'train'} entailment 9360 Landon tweeted: 'Me: So yall forced me to call in to keep my price the same? BH: *silence* Me: *where is google fiber* #ilovebrighthouse ' Landon was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 3402, 'split': 'train'} entailment 9361 Joshua tweeted: 'The @PuneLUG moderation queue is flushed once every one planet Miller hour! ' Joshua was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 3403, 'split': 'train'} entailment 9362 Alexander tweeted: 'Being ignored is still in my top ten things I love. #sarcasmtweet ' Alexander was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 3404, 'split': 'train'} entailment 9363 Jamari tweeted: 'Listening to Tron:Legacy album while cleaning, makes you feel like you can clean the world.' Jamari was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 3405, 'split': 'train'} entailment 9364 Matthew tweeted: 'Having a night in with Misha (she still needs twitter), chinese and movies all night #unilife #nightin' Matthew was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 3406, 'split': 'train'} entailment 9365 Haylea tweeted: '@sammiecurtis_ it will be weird now without the Christmas music! :party_popper::father_christmas::multiple_musical_notes:. But yay!!! HAPPY CHRISTMAS SAMMIE :face_throwing_a_kiss:' Haylea was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 3407, 'split': 'train'} entailment 9366 Olive tweeted: 'Today is already shaping up to be fabulous ' Olive was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 3408, 'split': 'train'} entailment 9367 Kenny tweeted: 'Good crowd at the Independence Bowl...' Kenny was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 3409, 'split': 'train'} entailment 9368 Blaine tweeted: 'WHOOO!!! GOD I LOVE MY TEAM. #dcRising #WizRockets' Blaine was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 3410, 'split': 'train'} entailment 9369 Naomi tweeted: 'I bet I'm the first to use that one ' Naomi was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 3411, 'split': 'train'} entailment 9370 Jager tweeted: '@BOWTIEBOSS Ooooh only the 'economic' destruction of the country. Now that makes a world of a difference. ' Jager was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 3412, 'split': 'train'} entailment 9371 Maci tweeted: 'Everything You've Been Told About Copywriting is BS. http://t.co/Pl9YimtKbg' Maci was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 3413, 'split': 'train'} entailment 9372 Joseph tweeted: '@hayesy316 @andrewwhiteau That's awful Ben, I know exactly how dreadful it is. Hugs x' Joseph was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 3414, 'split': 'train'} entailment 9373 Caleb tweeted: 'The worst part about it is the crosswalk is a memorial to a kid who was killed by a nigga just like HIM, who didn't stop. ' Caleb was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 3415, 'split': 'train'} entailment 9374 Eva tweeted: 'Oh great, @mint has pop up ads now. Just what I want when trying to quickly access account info. ' Eva was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 3416, 'split': 'train'} entailment 9375 Tatiana tweeted: 'Migrains,, throwing up are always fun ' Tatiana was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 3417, 'split': 'train'} entailment 9376 Shane tweeted: '@mike_mcgrail You are going to have to explain?' Shane was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 3418, 'split': 'train'} entailment 9377 Ethan tweeted: '@bbcstrictly There's a surprise. ' Ethan was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 3419, 'split': 'train'} entailment 9378 Lylah tweeted: '@EddieHearn @EddieHearn Khan is doing to Brook what Mayweather is doing to Khan. Making poor excuses to avoid the big fight ' Lylah was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 3420, 'split': 'train'} entailment 9379 Keith tweeted: 'Sports rock so hard sometimes. ' Keith was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 3421, 'split': 'train'} entailment 9380 Jason tweeted: 'Surprised SJWs haven't tried to get call of duty banned. You can make male & female guys so you have men KILLING women|#Misogyny|' Jason was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 3422, 'split': 'train'} entailment 9381 Adam tweeted: 'You missed it @cindybm2, I just watched #GoT the rains of castamere, Rob Stark and his entourage all die :-(' Adam was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 3423, 'split': 'train'} entailment 9382 Neveah tweeted: '#Christmas slow down! enough time left!!' Neveah was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 3424, 'split': 'train'} entailment 9383 Jason tweeted: '@MCF72 Duly noted ;p ;p ;p' Jason was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 3425, 'split': 'train'} entailment 9384 Azariah tweeted: 'Great way to start of the day ' Azariah was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 3426, 'split': 'train'} entailment 9385 Nathan tweeted: 'Stomach hurts sick of having sinus infection!!!' Nathan was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 3427, 'split': 'train'} entailment 9386 Yash tweeted: 'The First NSFW Look At Jessica Cameron's MANIA via @ScareTissueCom http://t.co/eqLnC1ItPK @ManiaTheMovie @JessicaCameron_' Yash was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 3428, 'split': 'train'} entailment 9387 Garrett tweeted: 'Everone is supporting Fawad alam :D|No fawad no cricket :D :v|#Supportfawad |#Usman http://t.co/yRHonio84x' Garrett was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 3429, 'split': 'train'} entailment 9388 Mitchell tweeted: 'They have #been seen www.MonsterMMORPG. com since. gist by #MonsterMMORPG #darumaka' Mitchell was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 3430, 'split': 'train'} entailment 9389 Samuel tweeted: 'Pretty much the real deal #thanksmom http://t.co/IZoLRKldU4' Samuel was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 3431, 'split': 'train'} entailment 9390 Patrick tweeted: '@BetVictor Glad to see someone has finally realised how funny Mark Lawrenson is and given him more work. He is a hoot. #goodgrief' Patrick was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 3432, 'split': 'train'} entailment 9391 Leon tweeted: '@_laurenmills14 or maybe she just drips herself to death lol' Leon was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 3433, 'split': 'train'} entailment 9392 Ryland tweeted: 'Who tf wants a Christmas elf tattooed on them? That's the dumbest shit I've ever heard of. #sorryimstoned #inkmasterfinale #inkmasterrivals' Ryland was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 3434, 'split': 'train'} entailment 9393 Megan tweeted: 'LOL and now you cant see when blocked, best thing you can do is install a different browser @Chief1787 @Hankin57' Megan was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 3435, 'split': 'train'} entailment 9394 Aiden tweeted: 'Something to remember as I head to @AnnexBar tonight. #goodboy http://t.co/bf5EvIEbWU' Aiden was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 3436, 'split': 'train'} entailment 9395 Kaden tweeted: '@DianeKingShow looking great today Diane, it's not fair you're not on more. enough Diane' Kaden was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 3437, 'split': 'train'} entailment 9396 Evan tweeted: '@BlogOfErised one old fart to another: are you ever too tired to get up and go to bed? #allthetime' Evan was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 3438, 'split': 'train'} entailment 9397 Dexter tweeted: '@bigcatmpls not hating. me and @Palmster27 were just awesome.' Dexter was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 3439, 'split': 'train'} entailment 9398 Alyvia tweeted: '@Tchengg @ShareThis but she was white!.IOW guilty of racism by fact of skin color.#Ferguson taught me that. ' Alyvia was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 3440, 'split': 'train'} entailment 9399 Paige tweeted: '@coribeth_ guess the #bronut works best in combination with these #mentissues . wanna see this #'sneeze' http://t.co/qCQVL0pqz5' Paige was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 3441, 'split': 'train'} entailment 9400 Luke tweeted: 'thts impoxible koz the late kajwangs brother is stil alive and kan occupy the seat but raila' Luke was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 3442, 'split': 'train'} entailment 9401 Christian tweeted: '@rikkiblack69 @SirTomhunter @MarieMacklin @RoyalAwesome asked back to be models next month ' Christian was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 3443, 'split': 'train'} entailment 9402 Soleil tweeted: '@TylerScruggs @Tatious We're going to Hotel Vegas. It's a 1968 themed party.' Soleil was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 3444, 'split': 'train'} entailment 9403 Armando tweeted: 'RTed that because yeah that totally makes sense ' Armando was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 3445, 'split': 'train'} entailment 9404 Ellia tweeted: '#Sports -- #Carrick #replaces #Fletcher as #Man #United #vice-#captain. http://t.co/vTYg68Kggy via @reuters' Ellia was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 3446, 'split': 'train'} entailment 9405 Bethany tweeted: ' acceptable 2 hours to drive 30 miles Cheshire-Manchester yesterday. Northern Powerhouse?' Bethany was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 3447, 'split': 'train'} entailment 9406 Joaquin tweeted: ' at its core. #trolls looking for #trolls. The second coming is soon. #itm #noagenda http://t.co/hcxDHHxc73' Joaquin was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 3448, 'split': 'train'} entailment 9407 Madysen tweeted: 'I can't wait to see how many pairs of beats headphones show up at the gym after Christmas ' Madysen was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 3449, 'split': 'train'} entailment 9408 Brandon tweeted: 'Oh look, we're having another storm in Sydney. How unusual. ' Brandon was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 3450, 'split': 'train'} entailment 9409 Jenelle tweeted: 'Google's greatest travel hack will make flights much easier. http://t.co/A8Et9RK3WI #tech #business' Jenelle was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 3451, 'split': 'train'} entailment 9410 Michael tweeted: '@garyjoelclement @nationalpost Let the Western bastards bank accounts freeze in the dark! #seewhatidid #readpeople' Michael was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 3452, 'split': 'train'} entailment 9411 Philip tweeted: '@MaddentheTwiggy: So happy I got an offer from Trinity Laban, I'd take Greenwich over Leeds any day leeds is where it's at :dancer::raised_hand: ' Philip was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 3453, 'split': 'train'} entailment 9412 Logan tweeted: '35 amazing followers in the last week and there will be more tomorrow. Growing with http://t.co/x5q91sZ8zk' Logan was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 3454, 'split': 'train'} entailment 9413 Noah tweeted: 'Jim's cookies won, Nikki's killed, but everyone needs to go to @Zelomn to enjoy @Ben_Spangler's amazing pastries! http://t.co/LCYax4wPc2' Noah was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 3455, 'split': 'train'} entailment 9414 Chava tweeted: 'My vision looks like this = just let me enjoy my first winter outside through a peep hole #growingwinter http://t.co/BiMXhC7WhB' Chava was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 3456, 'split': 'train'} entailment 9415 Spencer tweeted: '@ShowbizSecrets not surprised, it was epic.' Spencer was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 3457, 'split': 'train'} entailment 9416 "William tweeted: 'I do #speak #because I #want to #save #someone. I speak because I like. Who am I #to save... http://t.co/Is06GSAnLQ 3459 0 @Lewisdaay vodka lime and lemonade is the one :ok_hand_sign::ok_hand_sign::ok_hand_sign: 3460 1 Sneezing when you have to pee #jusygirlythings 3461 1 @leyawn @Popehat I encourage you... to educated yourself"" '" William was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 3458, 'split': 'train'} entailment 9417 Cody tweeted: 'D-1 test first day :victory_hand:๏ธ:victory_hand:๏ธ #read #book #เธ‡เธงเธข 5555 #doing #home #work =_=' Cody was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 3462, 'split': 'train'} entailment 9418 Rolando tweeted: '#Celtics RT @SeanGrandePBP: Jameer Nelson will start in his return to Orlando tonight. Marcus Smart will come off the bench.' Rolando was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 3463, 'split': 'train'} entailment 9419 Jayce tweeted: 'http://t.co/wrrxlBdRBI #TeenAnalCasting #What What is the Creampie Crusade?' Jayce was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 3464, 'split': 'train'} entailment 9420 Giovanni tweeted: 'I love the hypocrisy of the holidays. ' Giovanni was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 3465, 'split': 'train'} entailment 9421 Eli tweeted: 'Another day in paradise haha ' Eli was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 3466, 'split': 'train'} entailment 9422 Sebastian tweeted: '@TroyRenck Why? He has draft pick compensation tied to his name and is only six months younger.' Sebastian was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 3467, 'split': 'train'} entailment 9423 Corbin tweeted: 'The dude who told me money isn't everything is arguing with his son over money. In public. ' Corbin was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 3468, 'split': 'train'} entailment 9424 Matthew tweeted: ' is when someone has been quite vocal against liberals but at the same time supports @P_Musharraf :)' Matthew was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 3469, 'split': 'train'} entailment 9425 Fernanda tweeted: '@tellychakkar: Vote-Who is the most underrated actor? http://t.co/9OC9BuNaeD http://t.co/ueDA2ETs6W#tink jimmy#oters got ter fame im' Fernanda was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 3470, 'split': 'train'} entailment 9426 Nathaniel tweeted: 'To be honest the tide was high at the beaches in #lagos and it got higher as the night crept up http://t.co/gkwKJvTrku' Nathaniel was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 3471, 'split': 'train'} entailment 9427 Maximiliano tweeted: '@Exposing_UKIP @UKIP haha that's cool! I had a feeling I'd need a considering the actual racist comments. Keep up the good fight ;)' Maximiliano was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 3472, 'split': 'train'} entailment 9428 Logan tweeted: 'My favorite new app is Chicago's Comedy Scene (CCS_Radio). You should check it out. #Chicago #Comedy' Logan was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 3473, 'split': 'train'} entailment 9429 Angelin tweeted: '@JafarBalarabe @GovElrufai2015 @elrufai2015 @elrufai for Elrufai#he represents the masses#so it is our victory#' Angelin was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 3474, 'split': 'train'} entailment 9430 "Aiden tweeted: '@robcarrphoto Autoincorrect strikes again. ""...than it's worth."" '" Aiden was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 3475, 'split': 'train'} entailment 9431 Jacob tweeted: '@SouthsideSteve Excellent, respectful interview of #JohnSchneider & #TomWopat last week! Loved your lack of .' Jacob was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 3476, 'split': 'train'} entailment 9432 "Armondo tweeted: 'I have an ""attitude"" because you think you're hot shit at a buffet restuarant. #lifegoals #sideworknazi'" Armondo was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 3477, 'split': 'train'} entailment 9433 Leonardo tweeted: 'Turning in my paper then coming back home and studying #perfectday ' Leonardo was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 3478, 'split': 'train'} entailment 9434 Colin tweeted: 'Constipated from eating nothing but shit for three weeks. ' Colin was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 3479, 'split': 'train'} entailment 9435 Lillie tweeted: 'IS IT FRIDAY? *heavy sigh* Nooo. It Is totally Wednesday~! What a MESS. Wait 2 more days.' Lillie was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 3480, 'split': 'train'} entailment 9436 Azaan tweeted: 'Affiliate Marketing blog post on the way but in the meantime some tips from the experts: http://t.co/cvfgpgHzEb #howitworks #marketingnewbie' Azaan was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 3481, 'split': 'train'} entailment 9437 Oliver tweeted: 'My husband thinks I'm crazy because I taped my tape dispenser. Hehe. I'm handy like that. .... http://t.co/rhKEpQ7pWs' Oliver was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 3482, 'split': 'train'} entailment 9438 Soren tweeted: '@jonmorosi It took 4-5 hours but in the end, Morosi was right and Nightengale's sources were wrong.' Soren was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 3483, 'split': 'train'} entailment 9439 Aiden tweeted: 'MAMA - a Korean awards show that will be held in Hong Kong and will be headlined by an American artist ' Aiden was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 3484, 'split': 'train'} entailment 9440 Evan tweeted: 'From @D_Shariatmadari - 10 diktats from Brussels that are ruining life in Britain http://t.co/c33NQypIQZ http://t.co/5kpDMwRWTA ' Evan was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 3485, 'split': 'train'} entailment 9441 Jayden tweeted: 'I'm so good at sight singing. ' Jayden was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 3486, 'split': 'train'} entailment 9442 Markus tweeted: 'Dear Manila, I'm with your traffic twin - Bangkok! yahooo @ Sirat Express way http://t.co/qdVpu9wZEc' Markus was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 3487, 'split': 'train'} entailment 9443 Emilia tweeted: 'Atheists celebrating Christmas.||' Emilia was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 3488, 'split': 'train'} entailment 9444 German tweeted: 'I hope I could recover from fever today. I need to start with strama..' German was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 3489, 'split': 'train'} entailment 9445 Malachi tweeted: 'I feel the most comforted when the misinformed are the most vocal. #pleasedontspeak' Malachi was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 3490, 'split': 'train'} entailment 9446 Jordan tweeted: '@DJDARO1 it's no fair that u get to have a lie on & I'm up early for College and it's bloody freezing:oncoming_bus::snowflake::snowman_without_snow::face_savouring_delicious_food: #fair #lucky #duck' Jordan was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 3491, 'split': 'train'} entailment 9447 Jeremy tweeted: '@Adam_Klug can you reveal what you were drinking now?' Jeremy was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 3492, 'split': 'train'} entailment 9448 Brennan tweeted: 'I'm hungover and I'll end up staying up until 4 :'(' Brennan was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 3493, 'split': 'train'} entailment 9449 Evan tweeted: '@thePDempsey ha yeah which is your opinion, which like mine, means nothing ;) they're in.' Evan was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 3494, 'split': 'train'} entailment 9450 Darwin tweeted: '#Ministers #criticised #over #train #deals http://t.co/IIQaJzqIXz' Darwin was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 3495, 'split': 'train'} entailment 9451 Mason tweeted: 'well .. that was a nice text to wake up to .' Mason was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 3496, 'split': 'train'} entailment 9452 "Vita tweeted: 'Love how the adverts for the woman in black 2 say ""you won't sleep for weeks""...way to sell it to me :flushed_face: #SheNeverLeft'" Vita was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 3497, 'split': 'train'} entailment 9453 "Eithan tweeted: 'Spiky popularity of the name ""Spike"" in the U.S. RT @randal_olson Baby name . #dataviz Source: http://t.co/WAm4OzLfWo'" Eithan was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 3498, 'split': 'train'} entailment 9454 Charlotte tweeted: 'JFK BAGGAGE IDIOTS ACCUSED OF STEALING SHIT RIGHT OUTA YOUR LUGGAGE!|SHOCKED?|UMMMM SO |THEY HIRE MORONS!|PUT THE ARMY IN THERE!' Charlotte was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 3499, 'split': 'train'} entailment 9455 "Sierra tweeted: '@NintendoAmerica wait...there's a ""New Wii U""? '" Sierra was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 3500, 'split': 'train'} entailment 9456 Javier tweeted: 'Perfect way to start off my morning ' Javier was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 3501, 'split': 'train'} entailment 9457 William tweeted: 'Getting hit on by a TSA agent who thinks my first name is Bowie #wifemeup ' William was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 3502, 'split': 'train'} entailment 9458 Rishi tweeted: '@KidCodyyy I'm hurt but I still love you' Rishi was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 3503, 'split': 'train'} entailment 9459 Caroline tweeted: 'On a small diet http://t.co/UsLZOgYmEx' Caroline was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 3504, 'split': 'train'} entailment 9460 Robert tweeted: '@AnnamarieRxoxo We study hard.. :books::speak-no-evil_monkey: #procrastinators :woman_with_bunny_ears:' Robert was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 3505, 'split': 'train'} entailment 9461 Ethan tweeted: 'Feel bad, confused over NY cop controversy. That one is on camera. @michael brown @ferguson so clear #Love your neighbor' Ethan was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 3506, 'split': 'train'} entailment 9462 Maxton tweeted: '@samsung worst mobiles in india. Every 1 looks the same. Every model hangs from 4th day onwards. #samsung #recommended' Maxton was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 3507, 'split': 'train'} entailment 9463 Magali tweeted: 'That 2-hour sleep put me into hyper mode ' Magali was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 3508, 'split': 'train'} entailment 9464 Said tweeted: 'Twirra is NOT a place. RT @TWEET_BaBaLaWo: Twitter a place where virgins will be tweeting sexual & hoes will be forming saint... ' Said was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 3509, 'split': 'train'} entailment 9465 Elijah tweeted: 'The Grinch Stole My Sanity http://t.co/ufecic7o0f via @Etsy #lol #fun #funny http://t.co/vZanL412f0' Elijah was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 3510, 'split': 'train'} entailment 9466 Annabelle tweeted: 'So despite the fact that I was up till 4 studying and had to wake up at 7 I think this day is going to be great :unamused_face: ' Annabelle was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 3511, 'split': 'train'} entailment 9467 Deserae tweeted: 'I was really happy to hear that all of the NBC hockey talking heads pointed out Ovechkin's strong Corsi & +4 status this season. ' Deserae was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 3512, 'split': 'train'} entailment 9468 Maddox tweeted: '#USA: Senate summary report on #CIA detention programme must be end of story http://t.co/eFNfDOXclr # http://t.co/thk4aZ7OZE' Maddox was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 3513, 'split': 'train'} entailment 9469 Tristyn tweeted: '@richdiced yup, more is definitely MORE! #fosho #merrycuteness' Tristyn was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 3514, 'split': 'train'} entailment 9470 Dafne tweeted: 'This history essay is literally shitting on me.' Dafne was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 3515, 'split': 'train'} entailment 9471 Jakylah tweeted: 'I love waking up out of a dead sleep to two firetrucks blaring past my window :sleeping_face::fire_engine::ambulance:' Jakylah was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 3516, 'split': 'train'} entailment 9472 Sofia tweeted: 'I love being wide awake at 4am #insomnia #nosleepdecember' Sofia was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 3517, 'split': 'train'} entailment 9473 Austin tweeted: 'thanks for appreciating me looking out of you and caring !! ' Austin was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 3518, 'split': 'train'} entailment 9474 Jacob tweeted: 'AHHH WINNER AND EPIK HIGH. #2014MAMA' Jacob was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 3519, 'split': 'train'} entailment 9475 Isaiah tweeted: 'love being able to be comfortable in my own room:smiling_face_with_open_mouth::thumbs_up_sign: ' Isaiah was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 3520, 'split': 'train'} entailment 9476 Logan tweeted: '@Irrational_Fan: I can't stand watching a #UKvsLOU game with a Louisville fan! They're as bad as Steelers fans. #BBN @DonnieDruin ' Logan was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 3521, 'split': 'train'} entailment 9477 Genevieve tweeted: 'This photo of @celinedion 's pool via @richpayne88 has really brightened up my morning.... http://t.co/ULHQFtbCdP' Genevieve was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 3522, 'split': 'train'} entailment 9478 Ty tweeted: '@philoliverh @nat_401 yea they keep bardgin in on stuff they dont even care for. get a hobby sjws! |also Babymetal is nice.^^' Ty was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 3523, 'split': 'train'} entailment 9479 Karmen tweeted: 'Can't believe ash made this, too funny #Tolo #Never http://t.co/Ln0HR11hAq' Karmen was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 3524, 'split': 'train'} entailment 9480 "Roman tweeted: 'This is very likely to end well. More vaccines is exactly what we need -.- ||"" Health and Human Services... http://t.co/ZhlVxWihFl'" Roman was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 3525, 'split': 'train'} entailment 9481 Breanna tweeted: 'I LOVE not sleeping. It's the best. ' Breanna was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 3526, 'split': 'train'} entailment 9482 Corbin tweeted: 'I cant even watch anime in japan... ' Corbin was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 3527, 'split': 'train'} entailment 9483 Henry tweeted: 'Finally went to the doctor and feeling so much better.' Henry was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 3528, 'split': 'train'} entailment 9484 Jay tweeted: '@DestinyTheGame @Bungie we've grinded for our gear and now they're worthless, thank you ' Jay was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 3529, 'split': 'train'} entailment 9485 Ian tweeted: 'Thank u to all u beautiful ppl that talk extra loud when I'm trying to watch tv I love you guys so much #srslyofALLrooms' Ian was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 3530, 'split': 'train'} entailment 9486 Jackson tweeted: '@Fit_Motivator: You can have RESULTS or excuses NOT BOTH.' Jackson was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 3531, 'split': 'train'} entailment 9487 Simon tweeted: 'Got up early to get the earlier bus , & I miss it!! Now I have to wait...Well this day is starting off wonderful.. ' Simon was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 3532, 'split': 'train'} entailment 9488 Ariana tweeted: 'Well today is off to a great start, might as well be Monday ' Ariana was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 3533, 'split': 'train'} entailment 9489 Azaan tweeted: '@washingtonpost WOW, so now things are going to change? Never heard that before from the opposition. Please vote, it works so well ' Azaan was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 3534, 'split': 'train'} entailment 9490 David tweeted: '@Slate Personal protection, 2nd amendment. Nothing to see here. #SMFH' David was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 3535, 'split': 'train'} entailment 9491 Devine tweeted: '@oimagenta Just abt 2 say d same :) I'm not sure whether Oxford Brookes Uni is part of Oxford Uni. yet his CV is impressive still!' Devine was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 3536, 'split': 'train'} entailment 9492 Moses tweeted: 'I just loooove arguing with the Insurance company. ' Moses was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 3537, 'split': 'train'} entailment 9493 Zachary tweeted: 'but the USA HIPPA laws prohibit the Psychiatrist from releasing that info @serpentina66 @MetroNewsCanada' Zachary was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 3538, 'split': 'train'} entailment 9494 Noah tweeted: '@yurko40a NO, there 'only' are some Finnish #snipers, working with the fascists in Kyiv! Nice guys, !' Noah was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 3539, 'split': 'train'} entailment 9495 Sixto tweeted: 'My dorm is actually really creepy when I'm the only one in it... :confounded_face:' Sixto was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 3540, 'split': 'train'} entailment 9496 Jacob tweeted: 'Beautiful day for climbing mountains... |#NewZealand #earnaview http://t.co/5jtti5qCcH' Jacob was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 3541, 'split': 'train'} entailment 9497 Laila tweeted: 'im in some place where the word 'job' means stealing' Laila was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 3542, 'split': 'train'} entailment 9498 Justice tweeted: 'I think tori is actually my favorite human being on this earth tbh' Justice was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 3543, 'split': 'train'} entailment 9499 Angela tweeted: '#yes they're all are our brothers/sisters when you speak that way you are Our Father In Heaven child either' Angela was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 3544, 'split': 'train'} entailment 9500 Violet tweeted: '@cllr_alambritis @Merton_Council No reply. What a surprise. ' Violet was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 3545, 'split': 'train'} entailment 9501 Johanna tweeted: '.@7eleven Big Gulps for health care http://t.co/CNuAviEMPY ' Johanna was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 3546, 'split': 'train'} entailment 9502 Taliah tweeted: 'Amen, that's due to them having respect for themselves. http://t.co/vWIPkscXzV' Taliah was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 3547, 'split': 'train'} entailment 9503 Anthony tweeted: '@Olivian_Forever oh yeah!!! 2nd :D #HoldTheApplause hahaha lol <33' Anthony was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 3548, 'split': 'train'} entailment 9504 Saniya tweeted: 'Finals are over! Stress free. |Cant wait!!!:airplane:๏ธ:heavy_black_heart:๏ธ:christmas_tree:' Saniya was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 3549, 'split': 'train'} entailment 9505 Kylon tweeted: 'never expected you would LIE as much as you do back when i first encountered you @RBRNetwork1 @BrianBullinger @goteamslots' Kylon was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 3550, 'split': 'train'} entailment 9506 Saniya tweeted: '@CollegeGameDay fan-freakin-tastic! Can't wait ' Saniya was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 3551, 'split': 'train'} entailment 9507 Noelle tweeted: 'There was a point where the effort was coming in only one direction. I left and that there was a 180ยฐ change in direction ' Noelle was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 3552, 'split': 'train'} entailment 9508 Joel tweeted: 'Absolutely great having no lesson from half 10 until half 3 today #zzzz' Joel was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 3553, 'split': 'train'} entailment 9509 Kinleigh tweeted: 'Grandad is watching absolute shit on the telly. No seriously, It's on a channel I've never even heard of?! #FunChristmas !' Kinleigh was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 3554, 'split': 'train'} entailment 9510 Alaya tweeted: 'Nobody can deny this. #career #gita such a #profound word. http://t.co/tdBpLsXSN4' Alaya was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 3555, 'split': 'train'} entailment 9511 Khaliyah tweeted: 'its only been 30 mins in class n i already wana kio myself .a.mornin.person' Khaliyah was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 3556, 'split': 'train'} entailment 9512 Paulina tweeted: '@bensaufley @jimmystagger @NERevolution @GilletteStadium actually I believe Henry is undefeated on Turf in @MLS @TimbersFC ' Paulina was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 3557, 'split': 'train'} entailment 9513 Mohamed tweeted: ''All we do is eat, watch movies and kick the shit out of each other' :face_with_tears_of_joy: #RelationshipGoalsAccomplished ' Mohamed was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 3558, 'split': 'train'} entailment 9514 Kian tweeted: 'Just in case you thought you had a blankety blank job check out this guy. #2a||#HappyNewYear|http://t.co/OXybfwwWb6 http://t.co/BomYzJpvT9' Kian was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 3559, 'split': 'train'} entailment 9515 Selena tweeted: '@DariusManson @ScotsFyre @AlfonZoRachel @WayneDupreeShow @CaseyParksIt Yes, you are but it also shows your ignorance , and hate.' Selena was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 3560, 'split': 'train'} entailment 9516 "Othniel tweeted: '@tysonmanker @FoxNews Wow. Catch up with the news. ""False intelligence"" found to be not false. See Wikileaks and other sources.'" Othniel was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 3561, 'split': 'train'} entailment 9517 Megan tweeted: ' is that @GoodDaySac calling that show a train wreck. Way to respect the guest, guys' Megan was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 3562, 'split': 'train'} entailment 9518 Eduardo tweeted: 'Everyone is broken. Some of 'em are so good to hide it. So good until I want to punch them in the face. ' Eduardo was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 3563, 'split': 'train'} entailment 9519 Hope tweeted: 'Here's the final episode of #minecraft #hardcore survival... We die while trying to get a sustainable food source ' Hope was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 3564, 'split': 'train'} entailment 9520 Hailee tweeted: '@iyenixx I guess I'm the one who supposed to say that. ' Hailee was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 3565, 'split': 'train'} entailment 9521 Isaac tweeted: '@AnimaILife: I think I can make it http://t.co/fb4erBNdty// Aaaawww ... @scotsellie @booona06' Isaac was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 3566, 'split': 'train'} entailment 9522 Zarya tweeted: 'Shameless' accounting firms make vast sums advising rich on how to rip off taxpayers - accounting chief|http://t.co/9BSDuJAKXb < ' Zarya was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 3567, 'split': 'train'} entailment 9523 Hunter tweeted: '@Jemima_Khan @CliveSSmith if accurate, v sad indeed' Hunter was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 3568, 'split': 'train'} entailment 9524 Jose tweeted: '@ECU_ALUM @its_carolxo @SteveInTheCut @MikeJonesWaPo true that! We just keep giving them :money_bag: with no return #charity' Jose was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 3569, 'split': 'train'} entailment 9525 Ricardo tweeted: '#Getting #married #was Jolie's #biggest #moment #of #the #year! #But #this...: Hollywood actor and filmmaker... http://t.co/2JSjFXtiBL' Ricardo was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 3570, 'split': 'train'} entailment 9526 Eric tweeted: '#CDC: #Enough #Patients #Getting #Flu #Shots #This #Year: (HealthDay News) โ€“ Fewer than half of Americans have... http://t.co/dJAYXiFFQA' Eric was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 3571, 'split': 'train'} entailment 9527 Carter tweeted: '@greenacre11 get ready for another one on Saturday ' Carter was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 3572, 'split': 'train'} entailment 9528 Arik tweeted: 'TNT replaying the Cavs-Knicks game...maybe the knicks will win this time ' Arik was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 3573, 'split': 'train'} entailment 9529 "Derrick tweeted: 'รฏ""?#Depression and #Abuse are sadly a part of many people's testimonies My Monster of a secret: http://t.co/laGCC2eTH5 #DamonLeroi'" Derrick was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 3574, 'split': 'train'} entailment 9530 Jovani tweeted: '@TheRealL_Bray I mean that all matter this game ' Jovani was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 3575, 'split': 'train'} entailment 9531 Precious tweeted: 'Worked both jobs between 545am and 830pm w 15 minutes between jobs. Already planned to sleep immediately after work tomorrow.' Precious was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 3576, 'split': 'train'} entailment 9532 Alexander tweeted: 'Don't give up what you want most for what you want now. #inspiration #motivationalquotes #startup' Alexander was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 3577, 'split': 'train'} entailment 9533 Imran tweeted: '@beezageeza I'm smarter than most people who lie to me. I have fun picking the holes in their stories.' Imran was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 3578, 'split': 'train'} entailment 9534 Mikayla tweeted: 'Farting like the world is ending' Mikayla was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 3579, 'split': 'train'} entailment 9535 Konstantine tweeted: 'Lol at docs who don't know what they're doing. #fuckthat' Konstantine was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 3580, 'split': 'train'} entailment 9536 Ryan tweeted: 'Stuck in the traffic at 7.55am. Yuppy -.- #happytuesday' Ryan was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 3581, 'split': 'train'} entailment 9537 Lazar tweeted: 'Being average will only get you average results.' Lazar was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 3582, 'split': 'train'} entailment 9538 Alexander tweeted: ' in #Iowa. Anti-Union Governor #Branstad having inauguration & ball at #CommunityChoice Credit Union Center. A slap to #AFSCME #Homan' Alexander was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 3583, 'split': 'train'} entailment 9539 Paige tweeted: 'I guess we're getting timed on who we can spend time with.' Paige was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 3584, 'split': 'train'} entailment 9540 Tyler tweeted: '#newjob Urgent CONTRACT - Assurance Manager - Private Banking, Singapore - Not Specified, Singapore Specifie... http://t.co/bASQ2zWos1' Tyler was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 3585, 'split': 'train'} entailment 9541 Larry tweeted: 'Shout outs to the guy who took a shower in 1 Million before heading out. The WHOLE BUS thanks you ' Larry was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 3586, 'split': 'train'} entailment 9542 Abbigail tweeted: '@XboxSupport @xbox It's Christmas, one of the few days off I get during the year and I can't even sign into my XBOX ONE.|#Typical|' Abbigail was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 3587, 'split': 'train'} entailment 9543 Michael tweeted: 'Two people got me socks. Clutch af. ' Michael was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 3588, 'split': 'train'} entailment 9544 Daniya tweeted: '@Lucyrugbychick I think thats what made me confused, I was too dazed' Daniya was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 3589, 'split': 'train'} entailment 9545 Mckenna tweeted: '@goodgary99 Good yeah its been good.. Feel tired my self, bed soon :sleeping_face::sleeping_face: x' Mckenna was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 3590, 'split': 'train'} entailment 9546 Jaslynn tweeted: 'Happens Every day. http://t.co/F8lrSVV79q' Jaslynn was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 3591, 'split': 'train'} entailment 9547 Annabelle tweeted: 'Ugly Christmas Sweater ;** #uglychristmassweaters #happyholidays #merrychristmas #kissesandhugs... http://t.co/p3fcp6Corx' Annabelle was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 3592, 'split': 'train'} entailment 9548 Mason tweeted: 'Twitter can be so annoying' Mason was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 3593, 'split': 'train'} entailment 9549 Braeden tweeted: 'Being awake since 3AM is always so much fun ' Braeden was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 3594, 'split': 'train'} entailment 9550 Erynn tweeted: '@nostromonavis @RamziNasir @StanleyCohenLaw You are kidding, right? #poortaste' Erynn was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 3595, 'split': 'train'} entailment 9551 Jayden tweeted: '@amyhoy I am procrastinating on getting work done b/c I am reading your new book! ' Jayden was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 3596, 'split': 'train'} entailment 9552 Veronica tweeted: 'They decided 2 change King's trunks 2 gold, his logos 2 green & his tights to blue. How creative. .' Veronica was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 3597, 'split': 'train'} entailment 9553 Andre tweeted: 'I'll watch #TakeMeOut like the rest of the country... Hope there's an adorable girl who is ditsy Hahahaha #zzzz' Andre was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 3598, 'split': 'train'} entailment 9554 Vaibhav tweeted: '@MrOzAtheist Presumably you have evidence to back this claim and it's not simply a feeling you have based on your interactions. ' Vaibhav was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 3599, 'split': 'train'} entailment 9555 Christopher tweeted: 'FALSE, slavery was based on economics, @RBRNetwork1 @GodlyPghDad @Anan_VII @billvanglahn @JoeHilgerman @1_Free_Man' Christopher was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 3600, 'split': 'train'} entailment 9556 Rick tweeted: 'Follow friday is everyday. Help new ones so they feel good being on twitter.' Rick was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 3601, 'split': 'train'} entailment 9557 Emmanuel tweeted: 'Do you use Instagram? Well get 100 free followers at http://t.co/pqbWaDcdkj -- No. http://t.co/Jo4nycq75o' Emmanuel was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 3602, 'split': 'train'} entailment 9558 Haylie tweeted: 'Easiest final of my life. So glad I studied 11 hours for it ' Haylie was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 3603, 'split': 'train'} entailment 9559 Dylan tweeted: 'As Lamar Entertainment, putting more money in than I'm making, #tbt having the right team... http://t.co/jZfrSfXSbo' Dylan was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 3604, 'split': 'train'} entailment 9560 Haylee tweeted: 'In the last 2 movies I've seen Alan Arkin in (Argo, GrudgeMatch) he has had me absolutely rolling.' Haylee was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 3605, 'split': 'train'} entailment 9561 Izabella tweeted: 'working on my birthday #yay #sucks' Izabella was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 3606, 'split': 'train'} entailment 9562 Eliezer tweeted: '@falchions i wanna do mine but im a pussy ' Eliezer was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 3607, 'split': 'train'} entailment 9563 Jose tweeted: '#Oil #plunges 3 #percent to #new #five-#year #lows #after #bearish #IEA #outlook. http://t.co/tvMIOkXZUf via @reuters' Jose was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 3608, 'split': 'train'} entailment 9564 Kross tweeted: '@TayCif love you so much taylor :sparkles::person_bowing_deeply:' Kross was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 3609, 'split': 'train'} entailment 9565 Elena tweeted: 'First final of the day done, only three more to go. #greatscheduling #incaseyoucanttell' Elena was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 3610, 'split': 'train'} entailment 9566 "Christopher tweeted: 'Band playing ""Two Tickets to Paradise"" in parking lot at Redskins game. #Redskins'" Christopher was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 3611, 'split': 'train'} entailment 9567 Anthony tweeted: '8.30am conference calls.|#love ' Anthony was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 3612, 'split': 'train'} entailment 9568 Yassine tweeted: 'Watching #Bones &cradled my leg when I saw @andjwest in episode about chicken #tasteslikechicken #termite #TheWalkingDead @WalkingDead_AMC' Yassine was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 3613, 'split': 'train'} entailment 9569 Liam tweeted: 'Today I'm standing at the front of Tesco wearing an Elf's hat, saying hello to customers and getting ignored. #dreamjob ' Liam was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 3614, 'split': 'train'} entailment 9570 Tristan tweeted: 'big up @lorenz__daley 4 ur post When cunts run through your photos:unamused_face: #its#a#struggle#its#a#problem check da n... http://t.co/yhnuWmFlmE' Tristan was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 3615, 'split': 'train'} entailment 9571 Keith tweeted: 'Love being called into work on my morning off after not even 6 hours of sleep. #thanks #splitshift' Keith was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 3616, 'split': 'train'} entailment 9572 Lilly tweeted: 'Second major nosebleed of the day has halted my training efforts. Nares, this means war.' Lilly was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 3617, 'split': 'train'} entailment 9573 Jace tweeted: '@SR_Duncan @restlessduncan Well it's not any worse or better than 'Stark Raving'' Jace was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 3618, 'split': 'train'} entailment 9574 Tyliyah tweeted: 'Prediction: Erv Santana will be disinterested in playing for the Twins in 2015 too... (aka, we didn't offer enough)' Tyliyah was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 3619, 'split': 'train'} entailment 9575 Annalise tweeted: '@Neilby70 @ParkzTheDon :smiling_face_with_open_mouth_and_tightly-closed_eyes::smiling_face_with_open_mouth_and_tightly-closed_eyes: He would get floored in one poke :see-no-evil_monkey::white_smiling_face:๏ธ:white_smiling_face:๏ธ:ok_hand_sign:' Annalise was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 3620, 'split': 'train'} entailment 9576 Vera tweeted: 'when you get friendzoned by someone you trying to friendzone...sigh' Vera was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 3621, 'split': 'train'} entailment 9577 Yusuf tweeted: 'The music is always on in the office. Currently listening to Kids Bop Hanukkah on Spotify. Any other recommendations? #onlyatnycr' Yusuf was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 3622, 'split': 'train'} entailment 9578 "Alexander tweeted: 'Yo I got ten squad members in Khajo Chris said as he tears up...|""You ain't a gang member..."" Kevin responded |#thuglife '" Alexander was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 3623, 'split': 'train'} entailment 9579 Aniyah tweeted: '@livwarfield |Part 2~ ARTICLE|:clapping_hands_sign::purple_heart::white_right_pointing_backhand_index::cross_mark::heavy_large_circle::white_left_pointing_backhand_index::person_with_folded_hands::person_raising_both_hands_in_celebration: ~UEXPECTED http://t.co/wXi48kQowD' Aniyah was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 3624, 'split': 'train'} entailment 9580 "Landon tweeted: 'you do know the ""hands up, dont shoot"" thing has been proven FALSE right? @RBRNetwork1 @RedTaurus1'" Landon was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 3625, 'split': 'train'} entailment 9581 Elise tweeted: 'Dear #USPS, if it has this address, it comes here. No matter the name. If there's a mistake, we'll fix it. #ThanksForTheAnnoyingNote ' Elise was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 3626, 'split': 'train'} entailment 9582 Zoli tweeted: 'I checked twitter and snapchat but I can't tell what day it is, someone please help :face_with_stuck-out_tongue_and_winking_eye:|' Zoli was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 3627, 'split': 'train'} entailment 9583 Aaron tweeted: 'All hell is breaking loose... Ahhhh everybody freak out ' Aaron was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 3628, 'split': 'train'} entailment 9584 Jesus tweeted: 'Gavaskar is a freakin' genius. https://t.co/iaWlkm6EOE' Jesus was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 3629, 'split': 'train'} entailment 9585 Vera tweeted: 'If only I possessed half the balance legolas has' Vera was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 3630, 'split': 'train'} entailment 9586 Brooke tweeted: '@astewart91 you're hilarious...' Brooke was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 3631, 'split': 'train'} entailment 9587 Damir tweeted: 'My grandpa just gave me a credit card for christmas...he has no idea. Lol' Damir was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 3632, 'split': 'train'} entailment 9588 Brennan tweeted: 'Roman mythology gets me soooo pumped ' Brennan was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 3633, 'split': 'train'} entailment 9589 Avery tweeted: 'Totally been killing it with my assignments lately #socollege' Avery was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 3634, 'split': 'train'} entailment 9590 Maxamillion tweeted: 'Why couldn't I just stay sleeping' Maxamillion was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 3635, 'split': 'train'} entailment 9591 Jamari tweeted: 'http://t.co/X276bIMMYp #Ebola #Racism #RacePimps #JesseJackson #Doctors #Tcot #pjnet #CCot #Pjtv #Tea... http://t.co/gNQAHxqtcQ' Jamari was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 3636, 'split': 'train'} entailment 9592 Giselle tweeted: 'Kind of frustrated that Christmas break is my first real obligation-free break this year........ and I end up sick for most of it -_-' Giselle was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 3637, 'split': 'train'} entailment 9593 Jacob tweeted: '@billdossett LOOL from the guy with multiple twitter handles ' Jacob was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 3638, 'split': 'train'} entailment 9594 Aiden tweeted: '@AlWashingnutt Yeah...me too!!!!! !! x' Aiden was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 3639, 'split': 'train'} entailment 9595 Katie tweeted: 'really not sure I want to be in this place today #SoMuchBadNegativity #SmileYouFuckTards stop dragging my day down !!!' Katie was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 3640, 'split': 'train'} entailment 9596 Brystal tweeted: 'Thank you Aidyn and Adele for getting me sick. ' Brystal was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 3641, 'split': 'train'} entailment 9597 Zander tweeted: '@lids4hats lids sucks officially! Will not use again good' Zander was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 3642, 'split': 'train'} entailment 9598 Kenslie tweeted: 'Thx for catching on #urock ' Kenslie was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 3643, 'split': 'train'} entailment 9599 Drevan tweeted: 'Cocktails tonight yep why not! had one in over a year! !' Drevan was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 3644, 'split': 'train'} entailment 9600 Daniel tweeted: '@HEELTeacher is NXT gone from Sky?' Daniel was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 3645, 'split': 'train'} entailment 9601 Heather tweeted: '@BBCtrending @CAllstadt @Turnoftime #Already dividing One from another!| Good' Heather was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 3646, 'split': 'train'} entailment 9602 Jeremiah tweeted: 'Archive pick: Who Makes You Laugh When They're Off Sick? http://t.co/oFsMWjt646 #mehblog #littlemeh #doctor http://t.co/hcHKxgOoQB' Jeremiah was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 3647, 'split': 'train'} entailment 9603 Noah tweeted: '@24rspriggs There's so much less controversy now that the BCS has been replaced. ' Noah was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 3648, 'split': 'train'} entailment 9604 Devon tweeted: 'Can't believe it's been nearly 11months since my mum passed away :grimacing_face: miss her so much more and more everyday :purple_heart::two_hearts:' Devon was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 3649, 'split': 'train'} entailment 9605 "Samuel tweeted: '#Foreplay, #cuddling โ€“ a #Jedi #craves these #things"" - #Yoda #Quotes|http://t.co/cwFAI8AFKI'" Samuel was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 3650, 'split': 'train'} entailment 9606 Minerva tweeted: 'SAIC Design Directors on Trends and Advice to Students http://t.co/x176gUuhL0' Minerva was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 3651, 'split': 'train'} entailment 9607 Harmony tweeted: '@JustinRoehr Oh but Bradford is awful! ' Harmony was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 3652, 'split': 'train'} entailment 9608 Zaira tweeted: 'Maaaaan stupid instagram I went from having 300+ followers, to my cat my mom and tom from MySpace -_-..... #smh #butstill !!!' Zaira was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 3653, 'split': 'train'} entailment 9609 Yides tweeted: '@little_lab_rat @musing_ngaio I love button pushers! ' Yides was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 3654, 'split': 'train'} entailment 9610 Leilany tweeted: 'Normalizing relations with Cuba? Huh. Get ready for more of this crap. #ThanksObama http://t.co/uv7NT22B2h #bad' Leilany was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 3655, 'split': 'train'} entailment 9611 "Nicolas tweeted: '@DEvanAltman Instead of playing the pompous ""do you know who I am card?"" , how about you actually make an educated rebuttal?'" Nicolas was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 3656, 'split': 'train'} entailment 9612 Lucas tweeted: 'I was being considerate about this issue N didn't care what I did. But now I'm taking my position back and I don't give a damn wht u think.' Lucas was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 3657, 'split': 'train'} entailment 9613 Gabriella tweeted: 'Gotta love #EMC's latest feature on the VNX side. http://t.co/tLA4ajIbAR' Gabriella was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 3658, 'split': 'train'} entailment 9614 Lola tweeted: '@CallOfDutyAW_ @MrProWestie @GameSproutYT BF4 SP is shit, while the MP was broken for 11 months so...' Lola was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 3659, 'split': 'train'} entailment 9615 Jaxon tweeted: 'juugin everything, niggas got warrants to pay ' Jaxon was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 3660, 'split': 'train'} entailment 9616 Tamia tweeted: '#basura#immondizia in my name http://t.co/8IbiWx1Mfm' Tamia was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 3661, 'split': 'train'} entailment 9617 Sofia tweeted: '@discodavejohn @Matt_Brickman i'll take the physical challenge!' Sofia was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 3662, 'split': 'train'} entailment 9618 Riley tweeted: 'Getting sick just in time for finals is so great ' Riley was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 3663, 'split': 'train'} entailment 9619 Isabel tweeted: 'Look at this trash. You can clearly see his handle. He stole my name and my pictures http://t.co/nuJ94grwwB' Isabel was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 3664, 'split': 'train'} entailment 9620 Matteo tweeted: 'Finding it quite funny that Gillette Soccer Saturday on Sky are complaining that there aren't enough games on at 3pm Saturday ' Matteo was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 3665, 'split': 'train'} entailment 9621 "Leanne tweeted: 'When a teacher says ""come in tomorrow morning for help"" but they are never in their classroom #wow #thanksforthehelp '" Leanne was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 3666, 'split': 'train'} entailment 9622 Johnny tweeted: 'The Chicago Firehouse Restaurant caught fire this morning. http://t.co/E6m4Bv4ySQ' Johnny was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 3667, 'split': 'train'} entailment 9623 Marilyn tweeted: '@sscottamatthews wtf where did you go' Marilyn was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 3668, 'split': 'train'} entailment 9624 Alivia tweeted: ' We cram 5 minutes before an exam and get a tag of qualified person.' Alivia was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 3669, 'split': 'train'} entailment 9625 Justin tweeted: 'Watching creepy shit before bed when alone = bad idea. Is there a spell to turn a French bulldog into a big ass bulldog? #bewareofdog ' Justin was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 3670, 'split': 'train'} entailment 9626 Kinlee tweeted: 'Xmas on the blog feat intimissimiofficial and @tweetcalzedonia * Read our story and share the LOVE... http://t.co/vp4rrfyr2K' Kinlee was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 3671, 'split': 'train'} entailment 9627 Josep tweeted: 'Tomorrow will be a great day...' Josep was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 3672, 'split': 'train'} entailment 9628 Kenia tweeted: 'Cannot wait to go to the dentist later! ' Kenia was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 3673, 'split': 'train'} entailment 9629 Jaydyn tweeted: 'Life was never be so easy as it seems, till u come and bring u'r love inside. with me' Jaydyn was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 3674, 'split': 'train'} entailment 9630 "Donovan tweeted: 'Wait... wait... wait... isn't the font on that t-shirt ""comic sans?"" @KingJames #ICantBreathe http://t.co/qwpv9OqGgd'" Donovan was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 3675, 'split': 'train'} entailment 9631 Modou tweeted: 'And with this revelation, the African-American community's faith in law enforcement skyrockets! http://t.co/lFnoH0JLjX' Modou was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 3676, 'split': 'train'} entailment 9632 Jaden tweeted: 'Dont we all just love those people who message you out of nowhere and act like you guys are close cus they want something from you? ' Jaden was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 3677, 'split': 'train'} entailment 9633 Kaleb tweeted: 'Miss skateboarding and it's not even winter yet :pensive_face::confounded_face: #skateeverydamnday @ Hoof Life:victory_hand:๏ธ http://t.co/DakSuvOS43' Kaleb was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 3678, 'split': 'train'} entailment 9634 Alexander tweeted: 'That moment when you have to go to the bathroom but the cleaning lady is in there....#StillHoldingIt' Alexander was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 3679, 'split': 'train'} entailment 9635 Charleigh tweeted: 'Nit pick at every little thing guys. Keep doing that. That'll show the team you're behind them. ' Charleigh was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 3680, 'split': 'train'} entailment 9636 Eleanor tweeted: 'Beautiful way to start my morning. :persevering_face::face_with_medical_mask:' Eleanor was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 3681, 'split': 'train'} entailment 9637 August tweeted: '@CCriadoPerez The person who wrote that is clearly a bit of a tit ' August was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 3682, 'split': 'train'} entailment 9638 Alan tweeted: 'There is nothing I love more than listening to the black eyed peas on the way home from a Saturday night loss in petrolia #killerband ' Alan was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 3683, 'split': 'train'} entailment 9639 Lailani tweeted: 'Upgraded seats:grinning_face_with_smiling_eyes: kinda scared #sundayfunday #sundaydateday #mylove http://t.co/JuDvTug2x1' Lailani was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 3684, 'split': 'train'} entailment 9640 Gabriel tweeted: 'I feel she didn't love me :/ :( :( #im #ok' Gabriel was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 3685, 'split': 'train'} entailment 9641 "Riley tweeted: 'Myself and @AlvaghCronin having to walk to Civic Offices to get bus muttering to ourselves""wouldn't you think they'd pay their water"" '" Riley was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 3686, 'split': 'train'} entailment 9642 Manuel tweeted: 'Because standing by a board about dental hygiene for two hours is how I wanted to spend my birthday.. ' Manuel was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 3687, 'split': 'train'} entailment 9643 Gracie tweeted: 'Like @TheOnion? Visit http://t.co/HJRCAwTQ6x for articles and also win a free puppy!! 1 puppy per visit, 6 puppy maximum #ATL' Gracie was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 3688, 'split': 'train'} entailment 9644 Seth tweeted: 'you dont, fish and mammals have nothing in common @1kenwilson24 @brownbearmike1 @HotNostrilsrFun @Rapmonster' Seth was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 3689, 'split': 'train'} entailment 9645 Avery tweeted: 'Bored? Check out> @dailypotatonews newest article - each word is linked to a ridiculous website! Try it out! http://t.co/FsERGoBKnq' Avery was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 3690, 'split': 'train'} entailment 9646 Gavin tweeted: 'Nicholas Sparks has been manipulating women to believe that guys (in reality) are as sensitive as the male characters in his books. ' Gavin was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 3691, 'split': 'train'} entailment 9647 Seth tweeted: 'I'm ready for @kongosmusic's first headlining tour of North America! Tickets/info at http://t.co/Nyq2fYa8kI #lunatic2015' Seth was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 3692, 'split': 'train'} entailment 9648 Samuel tweeted: '@louiseinwords We all have our crosses to bear. LOL ' Samuel was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 3693, 'split': 'train'} entailment 9649 Diego tweeted: 'I may need to reread the books but did we ever find out what Draco's Boggart was? @jk_rowling #HarryPotter #dracomalfoy' Diego was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 3694, 'split': 'train'} entailment 9650 Wesley tweeted: 'How far would you go for #safety? http://t.co/cN4Nv8FDf0 #onlinedating #relationships via @TheM3Blog' Wesley was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 3695, 'split': 'train'} entailment 9651 Cody tweeted: 'Incredible. RT @Buster_ESPN: The Red Sox have an agreement with Justin Masterson.' Cody was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 3696, 'split': 'train'} entailment 9652 Addelyn tweeted: '@muayguyblog @EFCworldwide what???? No verbal submission? ' Addelyn was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 3697, 'split': 'train'} entailment 9653 Ray tweeted: 'Finals week plus hearing that my grandma is in the ICU = amazing #letmegohome' Ray was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 3698, 'split': 'train'} entailment 9654 Eli tweeted: 'Well said @Nigel_Farage! I for one am fed up of all these women breastfeeding ostentatiously! ' Eli was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 3699, 'split': 'train'} entailment 9655 Isabelle tweeted: '@Will_UK @bluebellgray it's like you're in the Maldives #seaandwhitesands' Isabelle was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 3700, 'split': 'train'} entailment 9656 Brody tweeted: 'Good choice to stay up late, Lys. #study #finalsweek #deathofme' Brody was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 3701, 'split': 'train'} entailment 9657 Sebastian tweeted: '@rrhhmmss @TimEchols1 @Penneeee I agree. You can see that from the videos and photos that were taken two hours after the shooting. ' Sebastian was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 3702, 'split': 'train'} entailment 9658 Collin tweeted: '@BrentRivera I have a boyfriend! () *hair flip and walks away*' Collin was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 3703, 'split': 'train'} entailment 9659 Maren tweeted: 'I love when half the group is really committed and the other half just doesn't give a crap! #perfection ' Maren was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 3704, 'split': 'train'} entailment 9660 Saifan tweeted: '@walshamboy @TRobinsonNewEra @UKLabour there's a link somewhere just can't quite put my finger on it ' Saifan was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 3705, 'split': 'train'} entailment 9661 Austin tweeted: 'Body Language for Confidence - the easiest thing you can do to make a difference: http://t.co/Jv92osRVuO via> @DrGaryWood' Austin was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 3706, 'split': 'train'} entailment 9662 Bridget tweeted: '@bigedh456 Loughton.. And some in Basildon what about u?' Bridget was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 3707, 'split': 'train'} entailment 9663 Collin tweeted: '@_FallenAngel4 Ohhh I don't know about that! That sounds sooooo interesting! ' Collin was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 3708, 'split': 'train'} entailment 9664 Zekhi tweeted: 'Oh it's just Skrillex no big deal.. I see him on the daily.. #skrillex #rave #edm... http://t.co/qK50VjJkXq' Zekhi was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 3709, 'split': 'train'} entailment 9665 Christopher tweeted: 'Packers fans on Twitter are on full meltdown mode... R. E. L. A. X.' Christopher was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 3710, 'split': 'train'} entailment 9666 James tweeted: '@peppa5 I do 2 or 3 times a week :) lol I can't do 5 :(' James was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 3711, 'split': 'train'} entailment 9667 Giovanni tweeted: 'My dad's such a big kid on Christmas morning waking everyone up so bloody early' Giovanni was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 3712, 'split': 'train'} entailment 9668 Ann tweeted: 'Tryna learn to skate tonight! :smiling_face_with_sunglasses:#pennyboard #skate http://t.co/yPktQSLA7D' Ann was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 3713, 'split': 'train'} entailment 9669 Anaya tweeted: '@LondonBum WTF!!!! Was that :face_with_tears_of_joy::face_with_tears_of_joy::face_with_tears_of_joy: #GangstaWankstaYard ' Anaya was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 3714, 'split': 'train'} entailment 9670 Keilin tweeted: '@MicksTaxis my favourite day of the year !!!! http://t.co/fQObKVzvrc' Keilin was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 3715, 'split': 'train'} entailment 9671 Zaida tweeted: 'So happy i havent gone to bed yet ' Zaida was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 3716, 'split': 'train'} entailment 9672 Jesus tweeted: 'I just earned the 'Land of the Free (Level 25)' badge on @untappd! http://t.co/m3QyB8Sr7w' Jesus was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 3717, 'split': 'train'} entailment 9673 Sofia tweeted: '@MarkRizzoRitson hahahaha love it mate. Have a good1 xx' Sofia was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 3718, 'split': 'train'} entailment 9674 Reuel tweeted: '@MehrTarar Thei rights to protest ends where my fundamental rights begin. They cannot take my right of earning livelihood and free movement.' Reuel was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 3719, 'split': 'train'} entailment 9675 Juana tweeted: 'House adjourned again. With this pace, dont expect the ache din to come to Parl n u cnt blame d Modi Govt fr this #RajyaSabha' Juana was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 3720, 'split': 'train'} entailment 9676 Andrew tweeted: '@dirtydeathdog @PillzSufrie @billisFPS @BFDaily yeah they look like plastic :/' Andrew was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 3721, 'split': 'train'} entailment 9677 Ebony tweeted: 'I'm pretty sure this bad boy is worth at least 6 stokes per round! #dreamon @ 913 miranda place http://t.co/gYSnxsrWSe' Ebony was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 3722, 'split': 'train'} entailment 9678 Raif tweeted: 'I'm not in enough dance practice whatsapp groups yet. #december #winter #weddingseason ' Raif was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 3723, 'split': 'train'} entailment 9679 Orlando tweeted: 'Need a two hour long hug insecure' Orlando was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 3724, 'split': 'train'} entailment 9680 Theo tweeted: '..and another https://t.co/AevyOcREbG|#thanksalot #freelesson #english #esl #tesl @openlanguage' Theo was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 3725, 'split': 'train'} entailment 9681 Oskar tweeted: 'Fischer ordered fish and chips ' Oskar was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 3726, 'split': 'train'} entailment 9682 Kolton tweeted: ' posting any tweet doesn't mean i don't use twitter !' Kolton was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 3727, 'split': 'train'} entailment 9683 Kellen tweeted: 'I messed up today guys. I thought about work. D: #fail #itsabovemypaygradetocare #stillcare #lesigh' Kellen was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 3728, 'split': 'train'} entailment 9684 Laci tweeted: 'There's a million trillion things I'd rather rather do profound lyrics big Sean. PROFOUND. #worstsongever' Laci was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 3729, 'split': 'train'} entailment 9685 Zane tweeted: 'Congratulations @adele_ferguson - so well deserved. I hope you enjoy the of this notification from Twitter http://t.co/5lZDDDC1Hx' Zane was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 3730, 'split': 'train'} entailment 9686 Sanford tweeted: 'Sony got hacked again? Oh man, big surprise... : http://t.co/N1hTeTkIgx' Sanford was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 3731, 'split': 'train'} entailment 9687 Davison tweeted: '@Dodgers Gonna miss @TheRealMattKemp, @FlashGJr, @HanleyRamirez and others, but at least we got Howie Kendrick... #NotStoked #WTF' Davison was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 3732, 'split': 'train'} entailment 9688 Kendrick tweeted: '@LatinaPicsDaily gay but I bang that' Kendrick was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 3733, 'split': 'train'} entailment 9689 Alexander tweeted: 'NEW CURTAIN U.S. #Christians like @briansbrown travel to #Russia to torment #LGBT who are seeking asylum here http://t.co/u53SJeFR67' Alexander was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 3734, 'split': 'train'} entailment 9690 Saad tweeted: 'Nevermind, we're getting worked out there. We need Hump back in the game bc Gooden is playing terribly.' Saad was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 3735, 'split': 'train'} entailment 9691 "Ronald tweeted: 'Giving 200 Cr. Water Subsidy to ""Public"" is a CRIME & Wasting 200 Cr. On Advertisement is DEVELOPMENT...Waah ji waah http://t.co/Q6XoGUmL9T'" Ronald was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 3736, 'split': 'train'} entailment 9692 Greta tweeted: '@nytimes oh so someone got in trouble for making fun of the people who behead innocent people...nice ' Greta was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 3737, 'split': 'train'} entailment 9693 Asma tweeted: 'I am the happiest person ever when @kacimaier wakes me up in the morning! ' Asma was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 3738, 'split': 'train'} entailment 9694 Arianna tweeted: 'If I carried on the way half the men do on here, I'd be getting called a crank (amongst other things) and be asked if I had #PMT... :nail_polish:' Arianna was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 3739, 'split': 'train'} entailment 9695 Taevon tweeted: 'He has all the virtues I dislike and none of the vices I admire.|Winston Churchill' Taevon was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 3740, 'split': 'train'} entailment 9696 Elin tweeted: '#oldfriends#are#old#anymore http://t.co/ZAS59mWKBw' Elin was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 3741, 'split': 'train'} entailment 9697 Zane tweeted: 'Hit Them Angles And Duck Face To Hide Those Wrinkles ; ) #ThatsABossBitchRightThere . . . !!' Zane was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 3742, 'split': 'train'} entailment 9698 "Sage tweeted: '@TheStephenLynch: What's the opposite of a cheat day"" called? Because THAT'S what I only have one of per week"" |What he said.'" Sage was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 3743, 'split': 'train'} entailment 9699 Sean tweeted: 'Bang-on. Great insight. RT @DonaldKScott: Interesting read: Democracy in AB is about management, not ideology: http://t.co/8Wcce2MiKW #ableg' Sean was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 3744, 'split': 'train'} entailment 9700 Jacquelyn tweeted: 'Vacations...re:Imagined...re:Engineered...re:Born @TripSifu...coming soon. Signup to gain access to our beta. http://t.co/0N7BRXRkcd' Jacquelyn was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 3745, 'split': 'train'} entailment 9701 Rafa tweeted: 'http://t.co/xMzzKi6kn6 << Don't know how this didn't get to number 1! #accounting #absolutetosh' Rafa was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 3746, 'split': 'train'} entailment 9702 "Mason tweeted: 'Facebook owner, Mark Zuckerberg, says ""dislike"" to creating a dislike button http://t.co/D38jb5IBmP'" Mason was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 3747, 'split': 'train'} entailment 9703 Adrian tweeted: 'Short hair #really http://t.co/yafC94nyZ4' Adrian was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 3748, 'split': 'train'} entailment 9704 John tweeted: 'Students too busy protesting a grand jury decision to study deserve to fail. Actions have consequences. ' John was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 3749, 'split': 'train'} entailment 9705 Ethan tweeted: 'Why can't heroes be happy in DC Comics? I mean even their great flagship romance ( ) is a Fauxmance and will bring about destruction' Ethan was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 3750, 'split': 'train'} entailment 9706 Amber tweeted: 'We're on t'last train @JimMackney @Redsaint76 #wemarchon #saintsfc' Amber was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 3751, 'split': 'train'} entailment 9707 Javier tweeted: 'so, sane peoples would talk to themselves in twitter because they can't find other sane humans to talk to. that #retweet#ifagree' Javier was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 3752, 'split': 'train'} entailment 9708 Brody tweeted: '@ChanaChristine haha they were never nice. Guess I'm not cool enough :pensive_face: #sadface ' Brody was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 3753, 'split': 'train'} entailment 9709 Greyson tweeted: 'Headed to Huntsville, TX this afternoon. Try to contain your jealousy.|' Greyson was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 3754, 'split': 'train'} entailment 9710 Valerie tweeted: 'Reading the Dundee United chairmanship statement tonight and you have to say what a lot of tosh..care of young players indeed ' Valerie was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 3755, 'split': 'train'} entailment 9711 William tweeted: '@DIRECTV thanks for leaving the dish for us #badbusiness' William was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 3756, 'split': 'train'} entailment 9712 Marialuiza tweeted: 'Nothing says welcome to home better than this. #wemissedyoutoo http://t.co/TFidx55N3L' Marialuiza was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 3757, 'split': 'train'} entailment 9713 Rebeca tweeted: 'So far today: 1 ruined mug, I've cried twice, I've gotten 0 things on my To-Do List done and I'm 100% furious. #GoodStartToTheDay ' Rebeca was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 3758, 'split': 'train'} entailment 9714 Caylee tweeted: 'I love not being able to sleep right now. ' Caylee was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 3759, 'split': 'train'} entailment 9715 Nolan tweeted: 'Velvet And Rhinestones Babydoll|Size:Medium and Large|Comes with softly padded under wired shelf cups,... http://t.co/LSPWyoHrT6' Nolan was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 3760, 'split': 'train'} entailment 9716 Andrew tweeted: '@nadhirxx well what can I say :bust_in_silhouette:' Andrew was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 3761, 'split': 'train'} entailment 9717 Andrew tweeted: 'It's the most wonderful time of the fiscal year :(|' Andrew was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 3762, 'split': 'train'} entailment 9718 Jet tweeted: '@Slate can you please book one of these appointments for me and tell me what happens? http://t.co/ZrilqmGIoP' Jet was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 3763, 'split': 'train'} entailment 9719 Adeline tweeted: 'I love when my mornings start off like this. ' Adeline was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 3764, 'split': 'train'} entailment 9720 Rodrigo tweeted: 'And then today was :pile_of_poo:. What a surprise! #2of6 #6daystretch' Rodrigo was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 3765, 'split': 'train'} entailment 9721 Avalyn tweeted: 'Duale seeking 'protection to be heard' when the proposed security bill will trample the basic rights of his pple and their freedom ' Avalyn was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 3766, 'split': 'train'} entailment 9722 Kooper tweeted: '@GetsThruBuckner no shit..it's called ' Kooper was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 3767, 'split': 'train'} entailment 9723 Shannell tweeted: 'Why does Mostella get as much or more playing time as Hubbs...idk might be wrong but I don't understand that' Shannell was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 3768, 'split': 'train'} entailment 9724 Luci tweeted: '@VictoriasSecret @taylorswift13 really? My respect for feminist/womens movements is through the roof. !' Luci was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 3769, 'split': 'train'} entailment 9725 Dominic tweeted: '@megynkelly have fun at that...' Dominic was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 3770, 'split': 'train'} entailment 9726 Bentley tweeted: 'Time to free ourselves of the Tyranny of the USA and lean towards more tolerant societies, like those of Russia and China. ' Bentley was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 3771, 'split': 'train'} entailment 9727 Gavin tweeted: 'I don't understand why anyone watches these bowl games. They don't matter. Great, a team outside the top 4 dominated. #dontcare' Gavin was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 3772, 'split': 'train'} entailment 9728 Zachary tweeted: '@McDonalds I don't think your caramel frappe is salty enough. #McYuck #lostsale' Zachary was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 3773, 'split': 'train'} entailment 9729 Donovan tweeted: 'Oh the - a gas hauling semi with FLAMMABLE signs all over it - and the driver is smoking. #truestory #I10 #Texas2015' Donovan was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 3774, 'split': 'train'} entailment 9730 Scott tweeted: '@SexualGif: when ur boyfriend interrupts your selfie http://t.co/kVZ8VCZ7Nu yeah happens all the time ' Scott was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 3775, 'split': 'train'} entailment 9731 Andres tweeted: '@OpEdMarketing Is it snowing in Canada? Just on the hills here at the minute but hoping for a white Christmas' Andres was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 3776, 'split': 'train'} entailment 9732 Avaree tweeted: 'and he takes calls when his phone thing works @TheLexZane @RBRNetwork1 @billvanglahn @SSGAngle @Steven_Swenson @JoeHilgerman' Avaree was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 3777, 'split': 'train'} entailment 9733 Cole tweeted: '@daddy_warpig @soulbrotherkab @Smirtington @quietuswolfe #GamerGate , now with weaponized Ninjas. we trained with Assasins Creed. ' Cole was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 3778, 'split': 'train'} entailment 9734 Luciano tweeted: 'It's brrrrrrr kinda feel & who would go to the kitchen to make coffee ....' Luciano was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 3779, 'split': 'train'} entailment 9735 Brock tweeted: '@jaketapper More proof you'll never lose $ betting the under on the intelligence of the electorate. How can anyone believe a word she says?' Brock was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 3780, 'split': 'train'} entailment 9736 Saira tweeted: 'Need to get back in to college.. #feeling #this' Saira was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 3781, 'split': 'train'} entailment 9737 Lariyah tweeted: '@N4_BB :/ still Q10, still one of the best :D' Lariyah was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 3782, 'split': 'train'} entailment 9738 Estrella tweeted: '@KissStephanie @TeaPartyCat but they did uncover the hidden arsenals of WMD in iraq as a result of the (torture) enhanced interrogation ' Estrella was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 3783, 'split': 'train'} entailment 9739 Claire tweeted: '@CommSec Home page at 8:30am shows Dow -51.44 but it's +102.75. Can you make your home page stats more real-time pls? http://t.co/2qTC5AKxNf' Claire was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 3784, 'split': 'train'} entailment 9740 Savannah tweeted: 'Marked as to-read: Becassine Pendant La Grande Guerre by Caumery https://t.co/4GCuVYuXox' Savannah was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 3785, 'split': 'train'} entailment 9741 Ryan tweeted: '@iLGDaily: The wind is your friend http://t.co/TbbraejdP4beautiful' Ryan was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 3786, 'split': 'train'} entailment 9742 Tyler tweeted: '2014 was the year @Fionan_b and I became Lords :crown: #watchthelordman' Tyler was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 3787, 'split': 'train'} entailment 9743 Aleece tweeted: 'Nothing better than getting a snapchat from @mjbrothers21 with #the weight playing in the background #sameparents #sametunes' Aleece was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 3788, 'split': 'train'} entailment 9744 Daquan tweeted: 'Those that are #BritishRoyalty should Not presume #Titles or do any #PublicDuties' Daquan was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 3789, 'split': 'train'} entailment 9745 Arleth tweeted: '.@sunrise how far back can I search my google calendar via sunrise? google doesn't have a working search engine on its calendar ' Arleth was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 3790, 'split': 'train'} entailment 9746 Julius tweeted: 'I've honestly never even watched A Christmas Story. I've only seen random parts.' Julius was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 3791, 'split': 'train'} entailment 9747 Matthew tweeted: 'China calls US hypocritical on #humanrights but Chinese peace prize goes to Castro (& Putin in 11)? ; via @npr http://t.co/DQeoqtEUId' Matthew was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 3792, 'split': 'train'} entailment 9748 Ethan tweeted: '@Samuelsamf @braddrake23 empty threats even #TheBear supports #united http://t.co/uZCNa8XIYe' Ethan was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 3793, 'split': 'train'} entailment 9749 Bria tweeted: '@SouthamptonFC So Monday it is ,tickets on general sale for boxing day.thanks for your help' Bria was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 3794, 'split': 'train'} entailment 9750 Thea tweeted: 'My favorite color is every color.' Thea was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 3795, 'split': 'train'} entailment 9751 Aiden tweeted: '@ClayTravisBGID One could hope. ' Aiden was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 3796, 'split': 'train'} entailment 9752 Brayden tweeted: 'I love how when I'm stressed my body decides to react by causing me massive pain. ' Brayden was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 3797, 'split': 'train'} entailment 9753 Nyrie tweeted: 'Girls with British accents.. :ok_hand_sign: On point.' Nyrie was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 3798, 'split': 'train'} entailment 9754 Brycen tweeted: 'Think i almost just died, or burned my face off! #hategasbbqs' Brycen was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 3799, 'split': 'train'} entailment 9755 Henry tweeted: '#notcias #eu #europ EUA statement on European Commissions EU Investment Plan http://t.co/MXJXW5LOqz' Henry was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 3800, 'split': 'train'} entailment 9756 "Adam tweeted: '#nowplaying EaricPatten presents ""DJ Earic Patten's Elektrik Metro House Vibes Mix Sessions on Club ..."" at http://t.co/DUSMZ0kts4'" Adam was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 3801, 'split': 'train'} entailment 9757 Tabitha tweeted: '@normwilner Unless rogue theatres start showing it, or it gets sold online?' Tabitha was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 3802, 'split': 'train'} entailment 9758 Arhianna tweeted: 'whoever just did the hunger games whistle on the quiet floor, I applaud you on your originality and cultural relevance #oldjoke' Arhianna was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 3803, 'split': 'train'} entailment 9759 Jesus tweeted: 'Feeling like crap. And being treated horribly too. It's a great day. #iwanttogohome' Jesus was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 3804, 'split': 'train'} entailment 9760 "Yulisa tweeted: '@Nylons @quick13 @jamieyuccas @chadhartman it was an In progress list of ""MN of the year""'" Yulisa was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 3805, 'split': 'train'} entailment 9761 Roxanne tweeted: '@TheFollowingFOX I get paid 4 posting stuff like this on TSU! ||YOU CAN TOO! go to http://t.co/JUmMWi0AyT||#FOLLOW #FOLLOWBACK' Roxanne was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 3806, 'split': 'train'} entailment 9762 Caleb tweeted: '@Abelv03 @KWAPT I just want learning from this group. Development. And to turn Green, Bass, and Thornton into assets.' Caleb was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 3807, 'split': 'train'} entailment 9763 Loki tweeted: 'Only ones in the cinema #putting #my #phone #on #silent @rebecca_inch http://t.co/qeid3NXXTs' Loki was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 3808, 'split': 'train'} entailment 9764 Aaliyah tweeted: '@BBCRadMac @StuartMaconie years ago in M && S in Rochdale they had 2 left shoes on sale with a ยฃ5 reduction from full price! #bargain ' Aaliyah was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 3809, 'split': 'train'} entailment 9765 Jake tweeted: 'Montana Of 300 14 - THE BEST Versace Remix IN THE...: http://t.co/saAk4k9uzQ this dude goes off' Jake was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 3810, 'split': 'train'} entailment 9766 Jayven tweeted: 'I should of just made a canvas of coffee stains and be done with it. #art ' Jayven was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 3811, 'split': 'train'} entailment 9767 Brenden tweeted: 'The world is such a smiley place. :flushed_face: ' Brenden was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 3812, 'split': 'train'} entailment 9768 Joaquin tweeted: 'Two Broke Rednecks father/daughter riffing team who make fun of old educational films n more http://t.co/okfWzkWOmQ | http://t.co/7QG3iFJAyu' Joaquin was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 3813, 'split': 'train'} entailment 9769 Manasvini tweeted: '#WTF is happening to these kids??? Are you kidding me with this?? #insulting #KnowYourHistory #WhoIsPaulMcCartney http://t.co/1tjgEdxm0k' Manasvini was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 3814, 'split': 'train'} entailment 9770 Jamal tweeted: 'I would have made a much more convincing Bella Swan.' Jamal was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 3815, 'split': 'train'} entailment 9771 Mason tweeted: 'I retweeted this so Chris Graham blocked me. |:face_with_tears_of_joy: http://t.co/W9zVXuhGhx' Mason was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 3816, 'split': 'train'} entailment 9772 Landon tweeted: 'Fries With That 304 #AlabamaStateMajors' Landon was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 3817, 'split': 'train'} entailment 9773 Charlotte tweeted: '@StartUpGrindBuf @magnachef If you need a #dev #environmnet #then #a #great #pick. For #regular #web #stuff, I #do #like #it' Charlotte was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 3818, 'split': 'train'} entailment 9774 Lionel tweeted: 'I'm glad the DC Council has it's priorities intact... #DC' Lionel was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 3819, 'split': 'train'} entailment 9775 Elise tweeted: 'Riding the distraction train. ||CHOO CHOO' Elise was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 3820, 'split': 'train'} entailment 9776 Camron tweeted: 'Chill #Repost #Dead #Dominos #Haha :face_with_tears_of_joy::skull: http://t.co/SnUkkgCDB9' Camron was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 3821, 'split': 'train'} entailment 9777 Nia tweeted: 'Someone I work w doesn't let his kids believe in Santa because he's mythical & at odds w Church dogma. I REALLY want 2 explain 2 him' Nia was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 3822, 'split': 'train'} entailment 9778 Taylee tweeted: 'Check out my new post! MyFairDaily: 10 Things I've Been Loving Lately http://t.co/wsFo2Dlu7h #lbloggers #holidays #myfairdaily #favorites' Taylee was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 3823, 'split': 'train'} entailment 9779 Noemi tweeted: 'Obama whisked away to hospital, diagnosed with acid reflux http://t.co/42WQQVHBau -Wow, that's some real news. ' Noemi was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 3824, 'split': 'train'} entailment 9780 Gabriel tweeted: '@DCsportsGrl @DragonflyJonez true n that's y we r jaded EVERY YEAR' Gabriel was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 3825, 'split': 'train'} entailment 9781 Jose tweeted: 'Another one of our support vehicles modified for Iceland service. #Bigfoot #LANDROVER http://t.co/NRXO4gFG6E' Jose was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 3826, 'split': 'train'} entailment 9782 Massimo tweeted: 'Thanks for shutting the city down.. ' Massimo was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 3827, 'split': 'train'} entailment 9783 "Daniela tweeted: '@flippysgardenia IKR?! don't you see? he's gonna cry from his utter joy of being with that crybaby! Such a beautiful ""couple"" '" Daniela was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 3828, 'split': 'train'} entailment 9784 Brody tweeted: 'Glad there's not a typhoon where we go on holiday in 4 weeks. #fml' Brody was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 3829, 'split': 'train'} entailment 9785 Christopher tweeted: '@banditelli regarding what the PSU president does' Christopher was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 3830, 'split': 'train'} entailment 9786 Ansleigh tweeted: '@banditelli But still bothers me that I see now follow up report.' Ansleigh was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 3831, 'split': 'train'} entailment 9787 Mauricio tweeted: 'well now that i've listened to all of into the woods, i'm going to listen to some FOB #nosurprisethere' Mauricio was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 3832, 'split': 'train'} entailment 9788 Hampton tweeted: 'Hummingbirds #Are #Experts #at #Hovering #After #All: #Background #Motion ...: If the hovering ability of the... http://t.co/E189iHBpZr' Hampton was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 3833, 'split': 'train'} entailment 9789 Callen tweeted: 'Only thing missing now is a session at the gym... Want to do every body part though and CV! #possible' Callen was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 3834, 'split': 'train'} entailment 9790 Giavana tweeted: '@Callisto1947 Can U Help?||More conservatives needed on #TSU + get paid 4 posting stuff like this!||YOU $ can go to http://t.co/JUmMWi0AyT' Giavana was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 1, 'split': 'test'} entailment 9791 "Mariel tweeted: 'Just walked in to #Starbucks and asked for a ""tall blonde"" Hahahaha #irony'" Mariel was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 2, 'split': 'test'} entailment 9792 Lucas tweeted: '#NOT GONNA WIN http://t.co/Mc9ebqjAqj' Lucas was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 3, 'split': 'test'} entailment 9793 Mason tweeted: '@mickymantell He is exactly that sort of person. Weirdo!' Mason was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 4, 'split': 'test'} entailment 9794 Chase tweeted: 'So much #sarcasm at work mate 10/10 #boring 100% #dead mate full on #shit absolutely #sleeping mate can't handle the #sarcasm' Chase was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 5, 'split': 'test'} entailment 9795 Axel tweeted: 'Corny jokes are my absolute favorite' Axel was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 6, 'split': 'test'} entailment 9796 "Dominic tweeted: 'People complain about my backround pic and all I feel is like ""hey don't blame me, Albert E might have spoken those words"" #sarcasm #life'" Dominic was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 7, 'split': 'test'} entailment 9797 Camden tweeted: '@SR_Duncan @benpobjie Darn, my sock joke needs fixing?' Camden was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 8, 'split': 'test'} entailment 9798 Eisley tweeted: 'if Christian expects Fifa to sleep in my bed with me tonight, he's wrong ๐Ÿ‘ฟ' Eisley was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 9, 'split': 'test'} entailment 9799 "Jamarion tweeted: 'People who tell people with anxiety to ""just stop worrying about it"" are my favorite kind of people #not #educateyourself'" Jamarion was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 10, 'split': 'test'} entailment 9800 Desiree tweeted: 'Most important thing I've learned in school http://t.co/TvfJMGBlBh' Desiree was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 11, 'split': 'test'} entailment 9801 Lizbeth tweeted: '#OrionLaunch underway - yeah! #Orion http://t.co/0Qkv1yq8T0' Lizbeth was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 12, 'split': 'test'} entailment 9802 Brady tweeted: 'I love context and large ensemble Fridays!!!!! Der my most favourite #Sarcasm #GetTheFuckOut' Brady was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 13, 'split': 'test'} entailment 9803 Claire tweeted: 'Oh boy... @masongoodman in the house. Warm up the DJ booth @AnnexBar' Claire was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 14, 'split': 'test'} entailment 9804 Zachary tweeted: 'LIAR, i've never denied the 532 murders in Chicago in 2012 @RBRNetwork1 @TheOldBreed1775 @Dolphin__Man @Joseph_WarrenDR @jus1314tin' Zachary was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 15, 'split': 'test'} entailment 9805 Angel tweeted: 'Always classy, never trashy and just a little sassy.' Angel was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 16, 'split': 'test'} entailment 9806 Vincent tweeted: 'you believe you can say something, provide no proof and its a fact, WRONG @RBRNetwork1 @jtarleta53' Vincent was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 17, 'split': 'test'} entailment 9807 Ian tweeted: '@ALL #Not #Long To Go #Before #MainStream #Media #Pitch. #Surgery #follows #with #me #using #Prototype #demonstrating #real #situation.Phil' Ian was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 18, 'split': 'test'} entailment 9808 Zaiden tweeted: '@Praise1300 Re: Jamie Grace has Tourette's? Thanks for sharing. I'm about to research her & post my tribute to this Young lady Gospel singer' Zaiden was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 19, 'split': 'test'} entailment 9809 Timothy tweeted: '@CorporalFrisk Guess they didn't get the memo reg non-nuclear Baltic sea #sarcasm' Timothy was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 20, 'split': 'test'} entailment 9810 Damian tweeted: 'Exam na jud. Merry christmas. ||#Sarcasm|#KillUsSlowly' Damian was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 21, 'split': 'test'} entailment 9811 Brysonn tweeted: 'The definition of #IRONY would be if a 77-year-old rapper went #viral and took #BITCOIN mainstream. Maybe only way #babyboomers will buy in.' Brysonn was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 22, 'split': 'test'} entailment 9812 Dylan tweeted: 'Pretty excited about how you gave up on me. File Under: #sarcasm' Dylan was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 23, 'split': 'test'} entailment 9813 Ryan tweeted: 'Who told the #hipsters that #irony was a thing of the Clinton years? Do they not carry history books in used bookstores in #brooklyn ?' Ryan was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 24, 'split': 'test'} entailment 9814 Jazlyn tweeted: '@bigedh456 u know that. How u doing??' Jazlyn was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 25, 'split': 'test'} entailment 9815 Westin tweeted: '@LukeLPearson hmm... let me think about that #sarcasm' Westin was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 26, 'split': 'test'} entailment 9816 Conner tweeted: 'If you wanna look like a badass, have drama on social media #not' Conner was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 27, 'split': 'test'} entailment 9817 Max tweeted: 'How dare Charles Barkley have an intelligent conversation about race. #sarcasm #CharlesBarkley' Max was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 28, 'split': 'test'} entailment 9818 Janyra tweeted: '@LaurenBailes I think the general rule is, if it's open all night, pull an all-nighter.' Janyra was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 29, 'split': 'test'} entailment 9819 Landon tweeted: 'Natalie Prass - Bird of Prey: http://t.co/n7YgEkpr4l via @YouTube' Landon was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 30, 'split': 'test'} entailment 9820 Josie tweeted: 'Nooooooooooo again it's on!!! #PickANewSong #CantStandIt' Josie was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 31, 'split': 'test'} entailment 9821 Alysson tweeted: 'Being a hipster now is so mainstream. Oh, the irony. #hipster #irony' Alysson was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 32, 'split': 'test'} entailment 9822 Xavier tweeted: '@BunnyDhillon17 exactly and we are fighting like animals' Xavier was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 33, 'split': 'test'} entailment 9823 Keri tweeted: 'http://t.co/PfJ92w4CwZ #TeenAnalCasting #Top Top 50 Christian Songs For 2012' Keri was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 34, 'split': 'test'} entailment 9824 James tweeted: 'The girls on #SororitySisters thought they'd get rich and famous but instead they be like... http://t.co/yGnRtq0tVy' James was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 35, 'split': 'test'} entailment 9825 Daniel tweeted: 'Speaking of #country #music albums, anyone else think #SundownHeavenTown feels more like a #TimMcGraw album than, say, his previous three?' Daniel was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 36, 'split': 'test'} entailment 9826 Leila tweeted: 'http://t.co/fepZHFy79Z #TeenAnalCasting #Sex Sex and the City 2 Movie Casting Auditions NYC Summer 2009' Leila was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 37, 'split': 'test'} entailment 9827 Dalton tweeted: 'season 6 episode 3 carries outfit, simple & chic ๐Ÿ‘Œ http://t.co/QuliJvFNdK' Dalton was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 38, 'split': 'test'} entailment 9828 Noah tweeted: 'Well got the truck buried today perfect way to start a rainy Wednesday work day off #not #annoyed #pissed' Noah was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 39, 'split': 'test'} entailment 9829 John tweeted: 'On the train and surrounded by posh people, I'm so at home! #not #stickoutlikeasorethumb' John was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 40, 'split': 'test'} entailment 9830 Alysa tweeted: 'Stupid #doctors visits is gonna bury me!! Now that's #irony' Alysa was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 41, 'split': 'test'} entailment 9831 Aoki tweeted: 'Love the way @virginmedia says fault from last night will be fixed by 4pm, only to see a man in a van pull up at 4pm to fix the fault #irony' Aoki was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 42, 'split': 'test'} entailment 9832 Lucy tweeted: 'Planning a vacation instead of studying.... My priorities are in line. #NOT' Lucy was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 43, 'split': 'test'} entailment 9833 Savannah tweeted: 'Dan said he's going to have a sign for me at the airport when I fly in lol #SoCute #3MoreWeeks' Savannah was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 44, 'split': 'test'} entailment 9834 Ryan tweeted: 'You decide to go on vacation without me sleep? Reaaaal nice. #considerate #not ๐Ÿ˜’๐Ÿ’ค' Ryan was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 45, 'split': 'test'} entailment 9835 Lawrence tweeted: '@ChainAttackJay No sugar during christmas time? :(' Lawrence was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 46, 'split': 'test'} entailment 9836 Mark tweeted: 'Can't wait to have an afternoon schedule because of you. It's gonna be so much fun #not' Mark was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 47, 'split': 'test'} entailment 9837 Eli tweeted: '@siddharth_0703 180 dead on 26/11 n more than 10k our ppl killed in terror attacks till date but not 1 paki show sympathy 2 them #irony' Eli was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 48, 'split': 'test'} entailment 9838 Aldo tweeted: 'the ONLY time a crime becomes a federal crime @RBRNetwork1 @TheOldBreed1775 @Joseph_WarrenDR @jus1314tin @IndyEnigma @CoutoPanda' Aldo was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 49, 'split': 'test'} entailment 9839 Graci tweeted: 'this music is for the people and not for the money. peace and love. http://t.co/jPHID2P2Wc #KINGLIFE' Graci was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 50, 'split': 'test'} entailment 9840 Stryker tweeted: 'Rangers league game with Alloa moved because of the Petrofac Cup final in April... #irony' Stryker was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 51, 'split': 'test'} entailment 9841 Dominic tweeted: 'How to Find a Life Coach (& the questions you need to ask before hiring one) http://t.co/8qgrXywmNe via> @DrGaryWood' Dominic was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 52, 'split': 'test'} entailment 9842 Adrian tweeted: 'I wonder what was the holiday rituals for true Africans' Adrian was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 53, 'split': 'test'} entailment 9843 Aiden tweeted: 'Been at the ER now since 10... #yay #not' Aiden was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 54, 'split': 'test'} entailment 9844 Joseph tweeted: '@LanceMedow Suhs been clean for 2 years and has only been in the league for five don't act like he was dirty for 10 years#not biased my ass' Joseph was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 55, 'split': 'test'} entailment 9845 Braxton tweeted: '@StevePulcinella @Coseph05 thank you studs for perfecting and teaching my bench, respectively. Props on form from lifters in AL. #DYEL' Braxton was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 56, 'split': 'test'} entailment 9846 Jose tweeted: 'Haley approves of her new hammock ๐Ÿญ #ratsofinstagram http://t.co/yvggcaPChg' Jose was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 57, 'split': 'test'} entailment 9847 Leilah tweeted: '30 years on, people still haven't got justice they deserve. #BhopalGasTragedy Yet another brilliant job done by the Americans #sarcasm' Leilah was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 58, 'split': 'test'} entailment 9848 Giuliana tweeted: 'Pips who drop out of school n have Kirya as 'eir role model tht ey wana sing too..guy spix Portuguese,French,english...#Not a school dropout' Giuliana was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 59, 'split': 'test'} entailment 9849 Amerie tweeted: 'Free Pets and Animals Books #freebiebookdownload http://t.co/yL9ads7Cyf #Pets' Amerie was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 60, 'split': 'test'} entailment 9850 Santiago tweeted: '@PFF_Pete There will be no next employer in NFL for Trestman. He was a disgraceful hire and never stood a chance.' Santiago was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 61, 'split': 'test'} entailment 9851 Jayla tweeted: 'Loooovvveeeeeee when my phone gets wiped -.- #not' Jayla was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 62, 'split': 'test'} entailment 9852 Miguel tweeted: 'Painting all cops with a broad brush because of the actions of a few is the same logic racists use. #Irony' Miguel was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 63, 'split': 'test'} entailment 9853 Graham tweeted: 'Don't know if I can handle this crazy 11-2 shift. It's so long I might pass out on the job! #sarcasm' Graham was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 64, 'split': 'test'} entailment 9854 Byron tweeted: 'I just love being ignored๐Ÿ˜Š|#not๐Ÿ˜’' Byron was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 65, 'split': 'test'} entailment 9855 Anthony tweeted: '#Irony RT @West1Jess: If you're going to give someone a scathing, 1-Star review for poor grammar, FFS use proper grammar.' Anthony was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 66, 'split': 'test'} entailment 9856 Ryan tweeted: 'Produce Mobile Apps #not http://t.co/3OV57ZhqcH http://t.co/wX1DbI8W9M' Ryan was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 67, 'split': 'test'} entailment 9857 Melissa tweeted: 'Decide that you want it more than you are afraid of it. -Bill Cosby|#irony' Melissa was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 68, 'split': 'test'} entailment 9858 Connor tweeted: 'Finally finished the first season of #VeronicaMars. Move over, #CliffHuxtable. Keith Mars is the new sheriff--er, ultimate #TV dad--in town.' Connor was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 69, 'split': 'test'} entailment 9859 Vincent tweeted: 'Merry Christmas to all those soldiers out there that couldn't make it home! I love you all โค' Vincent was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 70, 'split': 'test'} entailment 9860 Aleah tweeted: 'About as relevant as Michael Sam and Jason Collins. RT @eonline: Major League Baseball umpire Dale Scott comes out as gay.' Aleah was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 71, 'split': 'test'} entailment 9861 Cash tweeted: 'Getting Final Jeopardy correct on Kids Jeopardy boosts my self-esteem' Cash was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 72, 'split': 'test'} entailment 9862 Jeffrey tweeted: 'itsfunny bc people think im quiet|but im just listening toeveryones convos|and figuring out ur weaknesses|todestroy u later in life #sarcasm' Jeffrey was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 73, 'split': 'test'} entailment 9863 Adrian tweeted: 'Woke Up , showered , made a lunch and got ready for work only to realize that I have the whole weekend off. ๐Ÿ˜…' Adrian was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 74, 'split': 'test'} entailment 9864 Isabel tweeted: '@bencasselman @davidmwessel @PaulKrugmanBlog @TheDailyShow @DemocracyNow How many of those jobs earn #middleclass wages? #Economics #Math #Z' Isabel was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 75, 'split': 'test'} entailment 9865 Sariah tweeted: 'I reckon straight women fancy victoria secret models more than straight men do #victoriasecret #irony' Sariah was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 76, 'split': 'test'} entailment 9866 Kaitlyn tweeted: 'Incredible insight on the @VIKTORIAMODESTA #bornrisky campaign: http://t.co/9UJQRmsKJm #amputee #movement #equality #art #prosthetics' Kaitlyn was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 77, 'split': 'test'} entailment 9867 Jacob tweeted: 'Love #hiphop mix tapes or have a mixtape to promote check out http://t.co/p3gz74UIhG follow them on twitter #undergroundhiphop' Jacob was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 78, 'split': 'test'} entailment 9868 "Anthony tweeted: 'Extended cut ""NICHA"" https://t.co/qdzpcuRqc1 #trailer #spoof #film #dramatic #action #film2014 #youtube #fightscenes'" Anthony was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 79, 'split': 'test'} entailment 9869 Yahir tweeted: '@NormanWalshUK Stunning work. #british #textiles #footwear #madeinbritain #not-a-nike-clone' Yahir was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 80, 'split': 'test'} entailment 9870 Steven tweeted: '@PotPolitics @foxnewspolitics Sent it but too slow. I had already posted.' Steven was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 81, 'split': 'test'} entailment 9871 Chase tweeted: '#FEMALECONDOM #anally #vaginally #prevent STD's/HIV/pregnancy #latex #free #NOT #Restrictive/tight #women/gay men http://t.co/KOZkgTpgca' Chase was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 82, 'split': 'test'} entailment 9872 Christopher tweeted: 'Little cutie #Chico #Dog #Doggy #Puppy #Sweet #Cute #UK #Black #Biscuit #Not #Mine #Mini #Miss #My http://t.co/FklIanJqox' Christopher was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 83, 'split': 'test'} entailment 9873 Landon tweeted: '@GlobalGrind Niagra Falls tho... Really? #irony #LOL' Landon was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 84, 'split': 'test'} entailment 9874 Roselyn tweeted: 'If we win against Poland and Scotland, does that put us 65th in the world rankings. @YouBoysInGreen @FAIreland #Sarcasm' Roselyn was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 85, 'split': 'test'} entailment 9875 Lillee tweeted: '#Myanmar #men #plead #not #guilty to #murder of #British #tourists. http://t.co/flrKr3H6Kl via @reuters' Lillee was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 86, 'split': 'test'} entailment 9876 Austin tweeted: 'Since the tribunal was established 14 years ago, no complaint against the intelligence services has ever been upheld. #trustthesystem #not' Austin was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 87, 'split': 'test'} entailment 9877 Kamora tweeted: '@LadySandersfarm: Garner protesters chant 'F*ck Fox News' despite Fox agreeing with them http://t.co/GWIS4hZAI6 #EricGarner #Irony' Kamora was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 88, 'split': 'test'} entailment 9878 Domenic tweeted: '@TheOliverStone After 1989, why did NATO need to expand?' Domenic was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 89, 'split': 'test'} entailment 9879 Dereon tweeted: 'The #Irony of playing this song on my way to #work |#NoMoney #PartTimeCooks blackmossptc thanks for... http://t.co/n9b7T2Xj84' Dereon was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 90, 'split': 'test'} entailment 9880 Nasir tweeted: 'You are taking your responsibilities so seriously today that i... More for Leo http://t.co/HJ6TebH4o6' Nasir was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 91, 'split': 'test'} entailment 9881 Jenna tweeted: '@RozieBreen @CllrKWakefield @tomriordan @GaryVerity @BBCLeedsif we get it right for business the trickle down fairy will do the rest #NOT' Jenna was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 92, 'split': 'test'} entailment 9882 Krystal tweeted: 'can you not understand that not EVERYTHING is about the President? @RBRNetwork1 @goteamslots @BrianBullinger @jtarleta53' Krystal was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 93, 'split': 'test'} entailment 9883 Jayko tweeted: 'When you're in the doctors waiting room and hear a baby in the back screaming her lungs out is always a reassuring feeling #not' Jayko was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 94, 'split': 'test'} entailment 9884 Aarna tweeted: 'Well now the festive season has begun, let's take a moment to reflect on how much more royalties Slade and Wizard will get #sarcasm' Aarna was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 95, 'split': 'test'} entailment 9885 Vincent tweeted: 'The last day of the year and I will be tweeting on my major highpoints of the year ...good, bad and ugly' Vincent was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 96, 'split': 'test'} entailment 9886 Samantha tweeted: 'MB forgot to move the elf on shelf and now 10 is asking me if Christmas is real. ๐Ÿ˜ฅ@NannyProbss' Samantha was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 97, 'split': 'test'} entailment 9887 Kyleigh tweeted: '@CrizzArce happy new year, da! Thanks sobra for this year ๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ‘' Kyleigh was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 98, 'split': 'test'} entailment 9888 Tyler tweeted: 'WATCH: #Megatron from #Transformers Rant About Social Media http://t.co/M9F1MWufXH #Irony' Tyler was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 99, 'split': 'test'} entailment 9889 Jeffrey tweeted: '@playstation @sony #not #working when are we able to download games we paid in good faith? #psn start working again? http://t.co/MVSikoFvBl' Jeffrey was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 100, 'split': 'test'} entailment 9890 Brayan tweeted: 'I just wrote a 13 page paper... I was awfully tired when I was writing it and now I can't sleep. #irony' Brayan was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 101, 'split': 'test'} entailment 9891 Riley tweeted: '@CMBaseball41 happy birthday Skip! We will always love you! #Phillies #legend' Riley was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 102, 'split': 'test'} entailment 9892 Anthony tweeted: 'or a trout, or northern pike|@brownbearmike1 @RBRNetwork1 @Anan_VII @Dolphin__Man @Graves9' Anthony was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 103, 'split': 'test'} entailment 9893 Astra tweeted: 'One of my favorite things to do is to make people wonder...it was completely unintentional but buying Bogs mud boots in a dress will do it' Astra was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 104, 'split': 'test'} entailment 9894 Fabian tweeted: 'Watching Sanjay, @JimPeteHoops ... Getting the start vs. Butler and liking what I see! #Minny' Fabian was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 105, 'split': 'test'} entailment 9895 Jad tweeted: 'There's no better way to start the week than to get your wisdom teeth taken out at 8 am!!! #not โ˜บ๐Ÿ˜Š๐Ÿ˜ณ' Jad was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 106, 'split': 'test'} entailment 9896 Jacob tweeted: 'The most exciting way to start a Friday: a presentation on structurally deficient bridges. #sarcasm #lobbyinglife' Jacob was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 107, 'split': 'test'} entailment 9897 Mario tweeted: 'New shirt #new #shirt #im #sorry #its #just #i #literally #do #not #care #at #all http://t.co/4L8inLJg9N' Mario was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 108, 'split': 'test'} entailment 9898 Jaslene tweeted: '@terry_legg @SR_Duncan @KateOnTheGo It wasn't for one person. It was a business expense.' Jaslene was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 109, 'split': 'test'} entailment 9899 Jacob tweeted: 'HAHAHAHA!! Oops.......I'm addicted to @OneMoreJoke Tweets sooo FUNNY! You Got to follow him for #HILARIOUS #SARCASM #tweets #RT.' Jacob was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 110, 'split': 'test'} entailment 9900 Lyra tweeted: '@BBCiPlayer @EndorProds @mrmichaelball absolutely loved it! Well done all involved!' Lyra was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 111, 'split': 'test'} entailment 9901 Jaxson tweeted: '@lnritter_ That was the case, not the recording.So comparing the two is apple & oranges.' Jaxson was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 112, 'split': 'test'} entailment 9902 Jonathan tweeted: 'Wow...lol||Need cash in your hands today? Go to http://t.co/Mn8psbZpFH||#workfromhome #not #wun #not #mca... http://t.co/2ST4Esm0xK' Jonathan was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 113, 'split': 'test'} entailment 9903 Lovelynn tweeted: 'At least I don't have to clean the floor' Lovelynn was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 114, 'split': 'test'} entailment 9904 Oliver tweeted: 'Incidentally the foreword for movie #BhopalAPrayerForRain is by Subroto Roy Sahara - saying - justice delayed is justice denied. #Irony' Oliver was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 115, 'split': 'test'} entailment 9905 Charlotte tweeted: '@RadiNabulsi Our 3 losses followed bye weeks & an FCS team. Do we get rid of those next year? #sarcasm' Charlotte was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 116, 'split': 'test'} entailment 9906 Payton tweeted: '#AskSuperwomanLIVE if you could swim in any liquid besides water what would you swim in?@IISuperwomanII |4' Payton was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 117, 'split': 'test'} entailment 9907 Landon tweeted: 'One of the most embarrassing losses @GoPittFootball Ever. #WTF' Landon was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 118, 'split': 'test'} entailment 9908 Halle tweeted: '@ProFootballTalk untrue - its Cutler's fault' Halle was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 119, 'split': 'test'} entailment 9909 Arianna tweeted: '#Malala Yousufzai receives #NobelPeacePrize and #Pakistan ranks in top 10 dangerous countries !!! #irony' Arianna was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 120, 'split': 'test'} entailment 9910 Brenda tweeted: 'http://t.co/cbS3YfyKGw #Not so Ugly Christmas Sweater red with red snowflakes & sequins cardigan 1X XL http://t.co/Cy19OKfojm' Brenda was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 121, 'split': 'test'} entailment 9911 Ayda tweeted: 'Testing water temperatures #excitingtimes #Not' Ayda was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 122, 'split': 'test'} entailment 9912 Shania tweeted: 'Waking up with your cat attacking your hand is always delightful..... #not' Shania was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 123, 'split': 'test'} entailment 9913 Annalise tweeted: 'May not have hung out with you as much as some people, but every time we did it was a blast! You... http://t.co/Ikgz8u9Fos' Annalise was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 124, 'split': 'test'} entailment 9914 Nikhil tweeted: '@SenWarren the #USA is #NOT a #Democracy. The #USA is a #Republic from of #Goverment! Do you #Know #what the #Pledge of #Allegiance say's?' Nikhil was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 125, 'split': 'test'} entailment 9915 Tristen tweeted: 'I blame my mom. Mother of the Year #sarcasm' Tristen was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 126, 'split': 'test'} entailment 9916 Clayton tweeted: 'Pulling my books out to prepare to organize my new bookshelves caused me to forget to bring my book today. #irony' Clayton was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 127, 'split': 'test'} entailment 9917 Claire tweeted: '@GlenjiUTLR @JoshStevo95 To be fair, you didn't use the mandatory #sarcasm hashtag :P' Claire was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 128, 'split': 'test'} entailment 9918 Rafael tweeted: ''I like the hope Jan Ellis writes with, the precision of the prose, and also the #humour and #irony she brings.' http://t.co/mevDxiqijg' Rafael was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 129, 'split': 'test'} entailment 9919 Giovanni tweeted: 'Girls just wanna have fun#work#not#friends#only#dance#drinks#antennagrouprocks by mariag... http://t.co/7vN6UqpvQE http://t.co/hVxMXRdktM' Giovanni was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 130, 'split': 'test'} entailment 9920 Keleigh tweeted: 'The Bay Area storm is so big that tons of people's work was canceled today, causing me to be early to mine. #irony #stormageddon' Keleigh was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 131, 'split': 'test'} entailment 9921 Gurnoor tweeted: '@pattistanger I'm from the UK and I honestly think your a goddess! I love how you speak your mind but have a gentle side. #love #PattiKnows' Gurnoor was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 132, 'split': 'test'} entailment 9922 Penny tweeted: 'Leaving whilst its dark is fun. #not' Penny was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 133, 'split': 'test'} entailment 9923 Jeena tweeted: '@YasminaBen1 please note #sarcasm in last tweet before you kill yourself ;) many good pros including @BalancePhysio can show you best usage' Jeena was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 134, 'split': 'test'} entailment 9924 Caira tweeted: '@rioferdy5 my mum to be back with us for Xmas ๐ŸŽ„' Caira was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 135, 'split': 'test'} entailment 9925 Laelani tweeted: '@RealFrnkPhister Even though @PGA_JohnDaly's got more ex-wives than @PGATour majors, I'm happy for that washed-up mess... #Not!! #Blocked' Laelani was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 136, 'split': 'test'} entailment 9926 Adin tweeted: '@rebeldomm Ucan MAKE MONEY #TWEETING this info w/ new app||http://t.co/Q2WB7riAvK <-News ||https://t.co/cpJZkEgNe7 http://t.co/zfGtuuH8Pj' Adin was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 137, 'split': 'test'} entailment 9927 Rachelle tweeted: 'Take me tooooo church #not' Rachelle was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 138, 'split': 'test'} entailment 9928 Shawna tweeted: 'A 'republican move' which will 'effectively rob the royals'. Kate's spending 32k on1meal, who is being robbed? #irony http://t.co/OTbeWggbTJ' Shawna was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 139, 'split': 'test'} entailment 9929 Brysun tweeted: '#obama @DemocratWire announce special urgent package for #Pakistan .. supported by @GOP to enhance their fight against obscurantists. #NOT' Brysun was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 140, 'split': 'test'} entailment 9930 Emmett tweeted: '@bwinter Shirota Yu and... Inoue Yoshio? He was in Mozart! apparently.' Emmett was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 141, 'split': 'test'} entailment 9931 "Alyanna tweeted: 'Looking for quality music check> @215KKastilano hot record ""What About"" https://t.co/uORTl9eFBO'" Alyanna was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 142, 'split': 'test'} entailment 9932 Ronald tweeted: 'how is it possible that somebody so interesting is also so, so, so boring? #irony #what' Ronald was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 143, 'split': 'test'} entailment 9933 Byron tweeted: '@Pier1984_ Not going this time, we might have a chance! Fool me once, shame on you, fool me twice..... #fuckthat' Byron was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 144, 'split': 'test'} entailment 9934 Jayden tweeted: '@dzmilner Minky Wale tail fritter for price of a bijoux flat in Port Talbot.' Jayden was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 145, 'split': 'test'} entailment 9935 "Fatima tweeted: '.@ibnlive is the first to cut to ads during primetime to proudly announce that they're ""putting journalism first"". #Irony #NLprimetime'" Fatima was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 146, 'split': 'test'} entailment 9936 "Tea tweeted: '.@ChrisBrett2 @/RBRNetwork1 @GaryBlackal @DiveConLFP I think it's your white skin. Or ""racist DNA"". He's a geneticist too, did ya know? #not'" Tea was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 147, 'split': 'test'} entailment 9937 Alex tweeted: '#hi #good #morning #instadaily #snapchat #selfie #comment # #sleep #do #not #wake #up @ Happy http://t.co/PTs2oMnYy6' Alex was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 148, 'split': 'test'} entailment 9938 Carlos tweeted: 'I JUST WANT TO BE DONE WITH FINALS #4hoursleft' Carlos was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 149, 'split': 'test'} entailment 9939 Hayley tweeted: '1 bed flat #ToLet ยฃ550 pcm (ยฃ127 pw)|Humphrey Middlemore Drive, Harborne, #Birmingham B17|http://t.co/QHYcB5zKEv' Hayley was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 150, 'split': 'test'} entailment 9940 Madysin tweeted: 'So there used to be a crossfit place here.... #irony #pizzawins http://t.co/9BDkxT9GFJ' Madysin was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 151, 'split': 'test'} entailment 9941 Maryann tweeted: 'When I start singing songs from Once More With Feeling to myself while at work... #Buffymusical #stuckinmyhead' Maryann was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 152, 'split': 'test'} entailment 9942 "Ethan tweeted: 'I'm heading off, but need to say this! ""Just because I am concerned for my country, and it's people-Does #NOT make me a racist! #Terrorists'" Ethan was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 153, 'split': 'test'} entailment 9943 Annabelle tweeted: 'Work hard in silence; let success make the noise.' Annabelle was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 154, 'split': 'test'} entailment 9944 Shlomo tweeted: '@MJibranNasir @SaminaSays now what has he said/done??' Shlomo was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 155, 'split': 'test'} entailment 9945 Jenni tweeted: 'Watching Alison Jackson's portfolio of work #eurobest2014 seems she's cracked it. Celebrity + stunt = #viral #sarcasm' Jenni was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 156, 'split': 'test'} entailment 9946 Kinly tweeted: 'Spending the majority of my day in and out of the doctor has been awesome. #sarcasm' Kinly was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 157, 'split': 'test'} entailment 9947 Siena tweeted: '@anthonyboutall - p.s. strong tweet. particularly Horatio's involvement in the matters #bloodlinecontinues xxx' Siena was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 158, 'split': 'test'} entailment 9948 Andrew tweeted: '@TheStarPhoenix #spnews #yxe I hope you weren't driving when you took that picture. #irony' Andrew was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 159, 'split': 'test'} entailment 9949 Chayse tweeted: 'My beautiful Belles #3daughters#lucky #me #havefun @ Wicklow ๐ŸŒ http://t.co/efbHmmLgEw' Chayse was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 160, 'split': 'test'} entailment 9950 Helen tweeted: '@Tesco Yeah thanks for messing me about and then not delivering on the product, i feel really great about how this went down!! #Not #Thanks' Helen was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 161, 'split': 'test'} entailment 9951 Daniel tweeted: '@folieadang aha, but white girl drinks make me 'so so cray tipsy'' Daniel was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 162, 'split': 'test'} entailment 9952 Andy tweeted: 'This is definitely me! ๐Ÿ˜|#me #sarcastic #sarcasm #ecards #ecard #somecard #tease #funny #lol... http://t.co/Q1joezvW9u' Andy was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 163, 'split': 'test'} entailment 9953 Chase tweeted: 'Christmas alone๐Ÿ˜Š how nice #not' Chase was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 164, 'split': 'test'} entailment 9954 Falyn tweeted: 'work Wednesday-Sunday .. #yay #not #moneytho ๐Ÿ˜ฉ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ’ฐ๐Ÿ˜’' Falyn was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 165, 'split': 'test'} entailment 9955 Jacob tweeted: '@LariatOfHestia: Gavy is one rude motherfucker. *Subtweets me* *Calls me a motherfucker* #Irony' Jacob was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 166, 'split': 'test'} entailment 9956 Izaac tweeted: 'Access to housing is not a fundamental human right, according to Ontario courts: http://t.co/ykf7vB53RM #onpoli #TOpoli #cdnpoli' Izaac was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 167, 'split': 'test'} entailment 9957 Bo tweeted: '@DuaneBougard: Been friendzoned too many times in my life, the perks of being the good guy #Sarcasm #Lifeall my life this has happened' Bo was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 168, 'split': 'test'} entailment 9958 Jeffrey tweeted: '@manicsue: You want to see something Irish!!Of all the reasons to be closed ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚ http://t.co/ePyGvA9pwU #irony' Jeffrey was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 169, 'split': 'test'} entailment 9959 Aeris tweeted: 'And then my sister should be home from college by time I get home from babysitting. And it's payday. THIS IS A GOOD FRIDAY' Aeris was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 170, 'split': 'test'} entailment 9960 Micah tweeted: 'Oh dear, some people don't get #irony ๐Ÿ˜ณ' Micah was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 171, 'split': 'test'} entailment 9961 Julio tweeted: 'Yay for Fire Alarms at 3AM #not' Julio was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 172, 'split': 'test'} entailment 9962 Kaleb tweeted: 'I just drank a healthy, homemade, all fruit smoothie...in a @Budweiser beer glass. #irony' Kaleb was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 173, 'split': 'test'} entailment 9963 Damien tweeted: 'Should I buy these? And become a full time hipster? Lol! #NOT..... http://t.co/bhSSX3lVNh' Damien was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 174, 'split': 'test'} entailment 9964 Gerald tweeted: 'Just paid $2.59 for gas! #ThanksObama #sarcasm' Gerald was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 175, 'split': 'test'} entailment 9965 Jaime tweeted: 'You are most welcome! Loved the post :D @_ladyinviolet' Jaime was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 176, 'split': 'test'} entailment 9966 Jonah tweeted: 'Can't take my eyes off you|http://t.co/cKYk9vXewc via @YouTube' Jonah was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 177, 'split': 'test'} entailment 9967 Aliyah tweeted: 'I am so ready for Monday. ๐Ÿ™† #sarcasm' Aliyah was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 178, 'split': 'test'} entailment 9968 Jacob tweeted: '@RoughHouseSGW rollins was so pissed off haha' Jacob was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 179, 'split': 'test'} entailment 9969 Caroline tweeted: '@davemrlean I do love a chilled night in. Saves having a hangover to๐Ÿ˜‚ thank you hun X' Caroline was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 180, 'split': 'test'} entailment 9970 Anslee tweeted: '@SurianibteAbu if it got the attention of the smartass to comment that.. Didnt it work anyway?? #irony' Anslee was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 181, 'split': 'test'} entailment 9971 Jayden tweeted: 'When you're sick and you feel bad for your cells cause they're fighting hard for you. #blessed #appreciative #sarcasm #kinda' Jayden was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 182, 'split': 'test'} entailment 9972 Raymond tweeted: 'Does this look properly #shaded?? I think #not :-(|#shading #techniques #cube #3d #view #learning #damn I #suck #Sob! http://t.co/VYWHaogBz9' Raymond was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 183, 'split': 'test'} entailment 9973 George tweeted: 'Company profile FORGET ME NOT PET CEMETERY - http://t.co/QSMOF8f0X4 #FORGET #ME #NOT #PET #CEMETERY' George was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 184, 'split': 'test'} entailment 9974 Rylan tweeted: '@onedirection guys!!! you've just smashed it!! #WhereDoBrokenHeartsGo #XFactorFinal' Rylan was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 185, 'split': 'test'} entailment 9975 Owen tweeted: 'i wanna be at home already' Owen was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 186, 'split': 'test'} entailment 9976 Darian tweeted: 'Just realized my last final is tomorrow. FAAAAA-' Darian was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 187, 'split': 'test'} entailment 9977 Erianny tweeted: '@ambika1900 @sankrant @CChristineFair @JTMondal @Al_Muwa7id Christian Europe translated Islamic manuscripts #Irony http://t.co/0hXEQig7hM' Erianny was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 188, 'split': 'test'} entailment 9978 David tweeted: 'Aaaaaand now I've found out that Chrome slows down downloads when the screen saver activates. Just makes me love it more #sarcasm' David was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 189, 'split': 'test'} entailment 9979 Kasen tweeted: 'The fact that this time next week I'll be getting my wisdom teeth out ๐Ÿ˜–๐Ÿ™Š #chipmunk' Kasen was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 190, 'split': 'test'} entailment 9980 Khloe tweeted: '@Wallace17_daKid Way to lay out yesterday and put it all on the line #GoodLeader #Sarcasm' Khloe was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 191, 'split': 'test'} entailment 9981 Oscar tweeted: 'Two years later & gingerbread house making still makes me cry.' Oscar was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 192, 'split': 'test'} entailment 9982 Charlotte tweeted: 'Amar Singh gives A+ rating to the Modi govt but Arun #Shourie says more is said than done in present govt #Irony #Politics' Charlotte was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 193, 'split': 'test'} entailment 9983 Jada tweeted: '@ardhow @Jmroberts343Jmr @Squarehighways |Thats a twist|Algorithms to cause more congestion & increase pollution|Too bizarre to be true #not' Jada was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 194, 'split': 'test'} entailment 9984 Owen tweeted: '@JasminHadasah #sarcasm is a service I offer.' Owen was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 195, 'split': 'test'} entailment 9985 Tillman tweeted: 'http://t.co/biWk2vGWPX #PhatSexyAss #Picnic Picnic Porked Tiffany' Tillman was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 196, 'split': 'test'} entailment 9986 Benjamin tweeted: 'I'm absolutely positive that Coaches love it when parents tell them how to coach and run their program. #sarcasm #NOT #sticktoparenting' Benjamin was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 197, 'split': 'test'} entailment 9987 Mason tweeted: 'Nice touch. All the bar staff in the ground wearing #saintsfc t shirts' Mason was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 198, 'split': 'test'} entailment 9988 Wesley tweeted: '@GaryLineker trust me it will be out of form Scandinavian reef again to. @ChampionsLeague do love @MCFC I see๐Ÿ˜’๐Ÿ™ˆ #irony #FCBarcelona #mcfc' Wesley was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 199, 'split': 'test'} entailment 9989 Evan tweeted: 'i literally love when someone throw me in at the deep end #irony #tough #life' Evan was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 200, 'split': 'test'} entailment 9990 Conner tweeted: 'Agree with that... #we #are #not #mind #readers #haha||#Repost 9gag โฐYou may think we are, but we are... http://t.co/PEUz57XHmD' Conner was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 201, 'split': 'test'} entailment 9991 Jazire tweeted: 'Day ninth December to have a pint at the boars head|#not really still in bed ๐Ÿ˜Š http://t.co/H4XoH4jpwc' Jazire was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 202, 'split': 'test'} entailment 9992 Briggs tweeted: 'Speed cameras in Whipton by village shops. & yes it Takes 5 police officers!! ๐Ÿš” #waste #of #money #does #not #take #five #individuals ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿšจ๐Ÿš“' Briggs was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 203, 'split': 'test'} entailment 9993 Arsen tweeted: 'Picked an excellent day to get my hair done ๐Ÿ˜’ #sarcasm' Arsen was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 204, 'split': 'test'} entailment 9994 Devin tweeted: '@GMA his daughter is painting his toes! That is a parenting WIN in my book.' Devin was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 205, 'split': 'test'} entailment 9995 Brewer tweeted: 'Can't say no to that @mikebrown_15 try now. Lets go @QuinsRugbyUnion we can do this #COYQ' Brewer was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 206, 'split': 'test'} entailment 9996 "Kelleigh tweeted: 'ABC Takes A Look At ""The Turkey Song"" by @DickieStickhead - Make It A Classic #Thanksgiving - http://t.co/TMR5Zv5wu1'" Kelleigh was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 207, 'split': 'test'} entailment 9997 Rylan tweeted: 'Waking up with a pounding headache is just what I need for this final #sarcasm' Rylan was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 208, 'split': 'test'} entailment 9998 Benjamin tweeted: 'Can always count on you to speak to me on here then delete the messages so It looks like I'm talking to myself. ๐Ÿ˜’ @TristanReece_' Benjamin was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 209, 'split': 'test'} entailment 9999 Ivan tweeted: 'Stop by and pick up Alexandra's book with a coupon! http://t.co/7CIq1JgQ6X' Ivan was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 210, 'split': 'test'} entailment 10000 James tweeted: '@reisawal I swear we must be twins' James was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 211, 'split': 'test'} entailment 10001 Davin tweeted: 'Some days are just better than others..' Davin was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 212, 'split': 'test'} entailment 10002 Kane tweeted: 'After getting a total of 4 hours of sleep in 2 days, I FINALLY got good sleep last night๐Ÿ˜' Kane was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 213, 'split': 'test'} entailment 10003 Nolan tweeted: 'Her name is not Superwoman, Wonder Woman, nor Dorothy from the Wizard of Oz. Women of Excellence https://t.co/iAFycyWIwC' Nolan was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 214, 'split': 'test'} entailment 10004 Celia tweeted: 'I didn't realize Boston Coach also operated in Chicago #irony #brands' Celia was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 215, 'split': 'test'} entailment 10005 "Emelia tweeted: '@MaraAzzurra89 and that ""somebody"" thought you were Padoin sister LoL !!! #SarcasmFail'" Emelia was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 216, 'split': 'test'} entailment 10006 Zetta tweeted: 'Once again @BarackObama is re writing history re: #CubaEmbargo ! *primal scream* #tcot' Zetta was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 217, 'split': 'test'} entailment 10007 "Maksimus tweeted: 'Wow: Look what the NFL Rams player who did ""Hands Up, Don't Shoot"" pose has been arrested for | http://t.co/FhO7lcmvon via @po_st #ferguson'" Maksimus was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 218, 'split': 'test'} entailment 10008 Jacob tweeted: 'Someone needs to stop me before I kill someone ๐Ÿ˜ก love waking up in the worst fcking mood #Not' Jacob was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 219, 'split': 'test'} entailment 10009 Andre tweeted: 'What to do with that old #motherboard you have laying around. #NOT http://t.co/RjtcaMq9Gz #guitarpicks' Andre was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 220, 'split': 'test'} entailment 10010 Kenneth tweeted: 'Joe Cole just casually walking past...' Kenneth was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 221, 'split': 'test'} entailment 10011 Estella tweeted: 'Am I the only one who finds it very stressful when the #OrionLaunch feed keeps buffering...?!' Estella was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 222, 'split': 'test'} entailment 10012 Avianah tweeted: '@dsobek No ... now someone will start a rumor of $ABBV pricing their HCV drug same or higher than $GILD #sarcasm' Avianah was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 223, 'split': 'test'} entailment 10013 Tristan tweeted: 'Never seen the gym so packed' Tristan was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 224, 'split': 'test'} entailment 10014 Aaliyah tweeted: 'โ“โ“GOT MENTIONS โ“โ“||#MGWV #AutoFollow #RETWEET #RTMUZZA #TEAMFOLLOWBACK #TFBJP #500aday #RT2GAIN ||โฉ @TwitWhizz โช| |WHOS WANTS TO BE NEXT?' Aaliyah was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 225, 'split': 'test'} entailment 10015 Colton tweeted: 'Remember to raise a glass of merry to those who are at work keeping the world safe on Christmas ๐ŸŒŽ๐ŸŽ„๐ŸŒ๐ŸŽ…๐ŸŒโ„|๐Ÿš‘๐Ÿš’๐Ÿš“๐Ÿš๐Ÿšข #essentialservice' Colton was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 226, 'split': 'test'} entailment 10016 Naomi tweeted: 'Wishing everyone a Happy, Healthy, and Prosperous New Year!!!' Naomi was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 227, 'split': 'test'} entailment 10017 Kayden tweeted: '@Esmerodo @MonteMcNaughton @MacLeodLisa Yes, and conventional taxis drive verrrry safely. #pfft #sarcasm' Kayden was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 228, 'split': 'test'} entailment 10018 Thomas tweeted: 'Just ranted on and the moment I'm about to hit send, my ipod just died. #greatmorning #NOT' Thomas was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 229, 'split': 'test'} entailment 10019 Olivya tweeted: '30 week scan #not #long #now #exciting #memory #all #good #happy #clear #baby #boy @ Portlaoise... http://t.co/CLfUfZ3vdF' Olivya was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 230, 'split': 'test'} entailment 10020 Colton tweeted: '@cnsnews Obama and Hillary convinced Ukraine that they would protect them if they essentially disarm. Need to keep at least one promise.' Colton was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 231, 'split': 'test'} entailment 10021 Spencer tweeted: 'i just enjoy throwing up #not #hatethis #sick #wanna #go #to #school #for #once #take #me #away' Spencer was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 232, 'split': 'test'} entailment 10022 Josiah tweeted: '@GazzaDowns I actually think he needs to use the youngsters in this reincarnation #irony' Josiah was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 233, 'split': 'test'} entailment 10023 Eternity tweeted: 'What a golden morning. ๐Ÿ˜’ #not' Eternity was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 234, 'split': 'test'} entailment 10024 Lucille tweeted: 'Sleep. SLEEP YOU STUPID IDIOT I WANNA LEAVE MY ROOM' Lucille was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 235, 'split': 'test'} entailment 10025 Sebastian tweeted: 'LIBERAL/#LEFTISTS USE #RACIST/SEXIST #LABEL FOR |#DISLIKES|MSNBC host Ed Schultz said RACIST #NOT to SUPPORT demand for #MINIMUM WAGE|#SAD' Sebastian was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 236, 'split': 'test'} entailment 10026 Genevieve tweeted: 'Read at http://t.co/HbeAb2hklW the news '#Obama: #The #American #way #of #life #is #not #a #gift'' Genevieve was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 237, 'split': 'test'} entailment 10027 Briar tweeted: 'Really missing my momma today.. More than usual. I don't think today will be a good day' Briar was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 238, 'split': 'test'} entailment 10028 Aadit tweeted: '@davidwhite_ Nevermind that, but do pray tell,would Scherzy still play Grizabella?' Aadit was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 239, 'split': 'test'} entailment 10029 Austin tweeted: 'Everyone wants the truth but nobody wants to be honest... #irony' Austin was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 240, 'split': 'test'} entailment 10030 Kambria tweeted: 'I won't be surprised if shelling across pak border intensifies during Delhi Elections to change issues of election's. http://t.co/Ohgg9jQ6hJ' Kambria was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 241, 'split': 'test'} entailment 10031 Loki tweeted: 'Every inch of you is perfect from the bottom to the top UNLESS YOU'RE SKINNY #Shade #Sarcasm #TheMoreYouKnow' Loki was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 242, 'split': 'test'} entailment 10032 Rachel tweeted: 'Take a look at those calves!!! ๐Ÿ˜Ž๐Ÿ˜Ž๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚ ladies love the calves! #not #about #the #arms #its #about... http://t.co/R7OWkjcBmq' Rachel was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 243, 'split': 'test'} entailment 10033 Nolan tweeted: '@CaleCowan your tongue in cheek @timescolonist weigh in does nothing but instigate breed specific hate. Stick to reporting on tuques. #yyj' Nolan was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 244, 'split': 'test'} entailment 10034 Jameel tweeted: '@MiddleChildSyn: You think my mom and I would get along better, she's a middle child too. #irony #middlechildsyndrome' Jameel was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 245, 'split': 'test'} entailment 10035 Christopher tweeted: 'Isn't this blaming the victim? #sarcasm RT @chronicle Every year, 600K college students are injured while drunk. http://t.co/guuGP49ZZD' Christopher was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 246, 'split': 'test'} entailment 10036 Danika tweeted: 'that time when ward was mad because skye hide a secret from him #irony #skyeward #AgentsofSHIELD http://t.co/znfxzbUYVu' Danika was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 247, 'split': 'test'} entailment 10037 Victoriah tweeted: 'While we applauded ourselves on getting to the Moon, Carl Sagan spoke a truth we all denied.|#irony http://t.co/AY20dRme0L' Victoriah was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 248, 'split': 'test'} entailment 10038 Diana tweeted: 'Can holidays last forever?? #happytimes #sundayout #mewearing #wyoustores #elenawearswyou #chanelboybag #chanel... http://t.co/vmcHI7XB88' Diana was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 249, 'split': 'test'} entailment 10039 Brian tweeted: 'Watching @beckie0 trich vlogs helps me alot with my trich condition !! โ˜บ๏ธ๐Ÿ’•' Brian was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 250, 'split': 'test'} entailment 10040 Kane tweeted: 'Photo: Orchid Tassel Chain Mermaid Dress $39.99 Onesize Leave email for invoice http://t.co/6nrIjjJwMc' Kane was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 251, 'split': 'test'} entailment 10041 Isabelle tweeted: '@GalloSays this game is pathetic. How are they losing this game?' Isabelle was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 252, 'split': 'test'} entailment 10042 Abigael tweeted: 'bromanceshmomance: #I just checked and he has zero#ZERO#mentions asking if Louis was there#NONE#NADA#not... http://t.co/b4W8LszSwZ' Abigael was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 253, 'split': 'test'} entailment 10043 Eldar tweeted: 'Being a light sleeper is the best. #not' Eldar was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 254, 'split': 'test'} entailment 10044 Luis tweeted: 'schools in India praying for # #peshawarattack victims #PrayForPakistan ... http://t.co/Y2cfKer1wU' Luis was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 255, 'split': 'test'} entailment 10045 Linda tweeted: 'The only company I thought would be best for the thesis is unfortunately taken already... a year ago..' Linda was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 256, 'split': 'test'} entailment 10046 Luis tweeted: '@MyzzCryz not worried about it. Whenevs ๐Ÿ˜‰' Luis was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 257, 'split': 'test'} entailment 10047 Nikko tweeted: '@lr3031 @mjgranger1 #not enough; unfortunately.' Nikko was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 258, 'split': 'test'} entailment 10048 Daniel tweeted: '@IAOLLC . #please email me captainpc@me.com or contact through DM myself or @Bennolikes . #I #have #DM #Address #details #but #not#had#reply' Daniel was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 259, 'split': 'test'} entailment 10049 Scott tweeted: '@NPCole23 hahaha yeah I think so too cause you know how she loves her with all her heart ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚.... #NOT ๐Ÿ”ซ.' Scott was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 260, 'split': 'test'} entailment 10050 Makaio tweeted: 'It's really #NOT #GOOD, too have the #REPUTATION for STEALING FROM GIRLS. @HAUSOFSE7EN & Mr. MASON,..expect a call,..(;' Makaio was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 261, 'split': 'test'} entailment 10051 "Harmoni tweeted: 'we need to stop using the words ""racist"" & ""racism"" @nicky0472 @StevenWayneOwen @TheLexZane @nobamamustgo @Anan_VII @TheOldBreed1775'" Harmoni was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 262, 'split': 'test'} entailment 10052 Mary tweeted: '@AmazingPhil @radiomaru Probably my favourite book. Couldn't put it down. 5Stars!' Mary was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 263, 'split': 'test'} entailment 10053 Connor tweeted: 'From what I can tell...most strippers belong right where they are #nocollegeneeded #adamsmith #specialization #strippers' Connor was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 264, 'split': 'test'} entailment 10054 Patrick tweeted: '@Salon dualistic, as in good and evil? Right, because that doesn't apply to the real world.... #sarcasm #OrcsLive' Patrick was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 265, 'split': 'test'} entailment 10055 "Mekhi tweeted: '#Consensus of Absolute Hilarious #Irony โ€“ #MichaelMann to lecture on #Professional #Ethics for #Climate #Scientists? http://t.co/pD0TEMq1Z0""'" Mekhi was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 266, 'split': 'test'} entailment 10056 Mason tweeted: '5 dollar OBX 1 dollar Gboro gone #lockitin #lottoclub #bankopen #doumenturdeposit#not criminal http://t.co/nYsbehzJqS' Mason was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 267, 'split': 'test'} entailment 10057 Abel tweeted: 'I may or may not have put @robertashton1 at the top of @swarm_tweets tree soon as he likes Christmas time... #Sarcasm http://t.co/OMOURvLfzt' Abel was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 268, 'split': 'test'} entailment 10058 Eleanor tweeted: 'Regarding my #ATT case; I've contacted the BBB, FCC, and my States Attorney General. next... #WFAA #not #stopping' Eleanor was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 269, 'split': 'test'} entailment 10059 Austyn tweeted: 'Acronyms because we're cool as fuck. Judge me. http://t.co/0CK2VNqIKR' Austyn was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 270, 'split': 'test'} entailment 10060 Aaron tweeted: 'Only a true nightshift person would understand this #nightshift #hardcore #teamwork #not #always... http://t.co/MpsXN3DJqU' Aaron was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 271, 'split': 'test'} entailment 10061 David tweeted: 'actually, it wasnt, it was purely economics @real_smart_guy3 @RBRNetwork1 @1_Free_Man @GodlyPghDad @Anan_VII @billvanglahn @ABPT_Rocket' David was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 272, 'split': 'test'} entailment 10062 Malik tweeted: 'Sunday is such a fun day to study #not #ew #saywhat' Malik was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 273, 'split': 'test'} entailment 10063 Liam tweeted: 'Reunited with my pump this morning. #yay #not ๐Ÿ˜ฃ' Liam was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 274, 'split': 'test'} entailment 10064 Amilia tweeted: 'My dad's still gonna get me santa's gifts since it's my last year before 18, but I really don't know what to ask for... #irony' Amilia was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 275, 'split': 'test'} entailment 10065 Emanuel tweeted: 'Remember that one time I worked both jobs while sick and it didnt suck at all... #sarcasm #notworthit' Emanuel was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 276, 'split': 'test'} entailment 10066 Emely tweeted: 'I'm really excited for next semester' Emely was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 277, 'split': 'test'} entailment 10067 "Noah tweeted: '@MericaMcFreedom @Heritage Actually, even delivery won't save some. O voted to let born alive die. Also, look up ""4th trimester abortions"".'" Noah was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 278, 'split': 'test'} entailment 10068 Jada tweeted: 'good luck finding someone to take the other side of that bet LOL @orion99da' Jada was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 279, 'split': 'test'} entailment 10069 Jordin tweeted: 'It is good that very few businesses/govts in EM economies have borrowed much via dollar-denominated loans from international banks. #Sarcasm' Jordin was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 280, 'split': 'test'} entailment 10070 Bradley tweeted: '@LoseThosePoundz: ๐Ÿ™Œ๐Ÿ™Œ http://t.co/ptl2nSnFFO #fitfam #fitness #health' Bradley was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 281, 'split': 'test'} entailment 10071 Abrianna tweeted: 'GTA #San #Andreas #2 #is #not #coming #in #2015: One media has released that GTA San Andreas 2 is coming in 2015... http://t.co/pap1ZPeeRD' Abrianna was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 282, 'split': 'test'} entailment 10072 Gabriel tweeted: 'What a great way to start the day!! #Not ๐Ÿ˜ ' Gabriel was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 283, 'split': 'test'} entailment 10073 Allissa tweeted: '@tombitt I wonder what % of that 43% agree on what a private cloud is' Allissa was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 284, 'split': 'test'} entailment 10074 Logan tweeted: 'If i were to ask. I want to stay here for as long as possible..|#thinking' Logan was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 285, 'split': 'test'} entailment 10075 Aaron tweeted: '@Atlantasportguy @darrenrovell @DJFJennings Just wait till Cleveland comes again! #sarcasm' Aaron was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 286, 'split': 'test'} entailment 10076 Maja tweeted: ''Liberated' Iraq -- 2014 One of Bloodiest Years with More than 36,000 Victims: http://t.co/GCW05uriIT Thank you, Western liberators #sarcasm' Maja was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 287, 'split': 'test'} entailment 10077 Gabriel tweeted: '@KirstieMAllsopp one hope this gets a RT! #recycling #roses #holly #wreath #MerryChristmas http://t.co/ZNNZtQCvCt' Gabriel was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 288, 'split': 'test'} entailment 10078 Jazmine tweeted: '@SundayChants: Tag a teammate who is so bad, he runs the line every week. http://t.co/FCMmmF4h3h I'm sorry to say it's @sam__clough' Jazmine was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 289, 'split': 'test'} entailment 10079 Zara tweeted: '@Elena_in_Rome easiest CL group with two rubbish teams but we won only 1 CL game - even that lucky last minute pen#not good enough#gutted' Zara was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 290, 'split': 'test'} entailment 10080 Devin tweeted: 'No one up? Okay cool #not' Devin was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 291, 'split': 'test'} entailment 10081 Cyle tweeted: '#np #NowPlaying #NowListening #Music #Don't Let Her Pull You Down by #New Found Glory from the #album: #Not With... http://t.co/cbp85M3cBT' Cyle was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 292, 'split': 'test'} entailment 10082 Luke tweeted: 'Here we go again, thanks to all that claim to cover WVHS hoop #NOT|Highlanders beat Parkersburg 76-75 on last second shot by @alexia_paige13' Luke was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 293, 'split': 'test'} entailment 10083 Tyler tweeted: 'Long day and its not going to be possible without my good friend #coffee' Tyler was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 294, 'split': 'test'} entailment 10084 Jacinto tweeted: 'Just loveeee driving upstate in the snow #not' Jacinto was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 295, 'split': 'test'} entailment 10085 Arush tweeted: 'If you know people who could talk power-dressing and social media marketing, please let me know. Thanks' Arush was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 296, 'split': 'test'} entailment 10086 Anthony tweeted: 'I love getting up at 4 30 so I can wait on other ppl! #sarcasm' Anthony was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 297, 'split': 'test'} entailment 10087 Dylan tweeted: 'Faux Leather Size Zipper Sleeveless Scoop Back Midi Dress|Size:s, m, l|Price:$39.99|Leave email for... http://t.co/vTQxkHv6YK' Dylan was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 298, 'split': 'test'} entailment 10088 Caedan tweeted: 'and as much as I want to connect .. I like only the people who dont want to .. #Irony #Why oh why?' Caedan was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 299, 'split': 'test'} entailment 10089 Liam tweeted: '@oneplanetmikey I saw a leaf blowing in the breeze. You could yell at that if you wanted to?' Liam was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 300, 'split': 'test'} entailment 10090 Ernesto tweeted: '@ozchrisrock hold on a minute. Are you saying All blonde white women look the same?? #sarcasm' Ernesto was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 301, 'split': 'test'} entailment 10091 Taygen tweeted: '@ChristianCaple Gotta love those racially based awards! #not' Taygen was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 302, 'split': 'test'} entailment 10092 Maurice tweeted: 'The best love is the kind that awakens the soul, and makes us reach for more...๐Ÿ’–' Maurice was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 303, 'split': 'test'} entailment 10093 Aliya tweeted: 'clashupdate #not http://t.co/1bFOsIwnI5' Aliya was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 304, 'split': 'test'} entailment 10094 Jasmin tweeted: '@allkpop: Super Junior's Henry asks sasaeng fans to let him sleep|http://t.co/BhrEKEtMka http://t.co/mvzxJL04PL||Aw Henry oppa >^<' Jasmin was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 305, 'split': 'test'} entailment 10095 Joslyn tweeted: 'I have officially surrounded myself with the most amazing people ๐Ÿ˜Š' Joslyn was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 306, 'split': 'test'} entailment 10096 Mylah tweeted: '@jthurgood1 @Cameron_Gray republicans suck more at identifying #irony than alanis morissette.' Mylah was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 307, 'split': 'test'} entailment 10097 Guillermo tweeted: 'That's always the solution..... #not. Doesn't fix anything!' Guillermo was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 308, 'split': 'test'} entailment 10098 Ahlia tweeted: 'Name an #excuse that people use #NOT to #workout ... http://t.co/tE75PwPGbm' Ahlia was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 309, 'split': 'test'} entailment 10099 "Jeremiah tweeted: '@SteveMcKrosky @imbalaska @DaveMyFace @Clover_Joy_ @den2114 @MeyrickHarris ""left regressives"" is that not a label #irony'" Jeremiah was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 310, 'split': 'test'} entailment 10100 Christopher tweeted: '@Brice_Jones but you can't expect us to hire one in only 3 weeks. Who moves that quickly on a coaching search? #sarcasm' Christopher was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 311, 'split': 'test'} entailment 10101 Calem tweeted: 'A #celebrity is a person who is known for his well-knownness. #fact #TeamFollowBack #irony' Calem was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 312, 'split': 'test'} entailment 10102 Abraham tweeted: 'Is there a basketball game on today? I'm not really sure. #ESPN seems to not be promoting anything about it. #sarcasm' Abraham was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 313, 'split': 'test'} entailment 10103 Gabriella tweeted: '@Ed_Miliband @edballsmp @andyburnhammp We Agree #NHSENGLAND needs to #Publish #AandE figures over #HolidayPeriod #Sarcasm from #JeremyHunt' Gabriella was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 314, 'split': 'test'} entailment 10104 Briella tweeted: 'If you've got the world on a string, you should give me some of that string, think of all the cool applications. #whatamidoing' Briella was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 315, 'split': 'test'} entailment 10105 Alonzo tweeted: 'Christmas this Christmas that FOH its just a day people !! get a grip and sit down nd chow some Mopani worms' Alonzo was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 316, 'split': 'test'} entailment 10106 Khloe tweeted: '#Warn them that your degree of #sarcasm depends on them in this #funny tank top! Order now at http://t.co/UYSi2qgA4S! http://t.co/yjQh8wj3ni' Khloe was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 317, 'split': 'test'} entailment 10107 Abrielle tweeted: 'The #Gophers aren't nervous. #SammyCommentary #Gophers' Abrielle was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 318, 'split': 'test'} entailment 10108 Daisy tweeted: 'Bitches be like ..... #more #appointments #please #not#crazy#enough .... YET @ orthodontist http://t.co/p7PycV1NMU' Daisy was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 319, 'split': 'test'} entailment 10109 Samirah tweeted: 'I am so glad that I woke up early for this office visit to have to the mother not show up! #not' Samirah was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 320, 'split': 'test'} entailment 10110 Symphony tweeted: 'http://t.co/aoKwVdWKcc #Science of the #GardenOfEden - #Eden #KentHovind #Christian #Jesus #Christ #c... http://t.co/qx4Ew1Q2co' Symphony was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 321, 'split': 'test'} entailment 10111 Charlotte tweeted: 'Sickens me that killing innocent black men & children has become such a lucrative career in America. #MikeBrown #TrayvonMartin #EricGarner' Charlotte was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 322, 'split': 'test'} entailment 10112 Catelyn tweeted: '50km into the #Rapha #festive500 and we stop off for a Coffee#1... Toes are coming back to life @willbmx' Catelyn was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 323, 'split': 'test'} entailment 10113 Samuel tweeted: '@RailwaySloth u do really need to get a wee bit more lol' Samuel was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 324, 'split': 'test'} entailment 10114 Parker tweeted: '@steveh603 so if they undo the affordable care act, and I should expect my insurance to decline 33%? #Not #Gonna #Happen' Parker was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 325, 'split': 'test'} entailment 10115 Joshua tweeted: '@DaveNavarro @SpikeInkMaster #not sure who will take it home?' Joshua was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 326, 'split': 'test'} entailment 10116 Eli tweeted: 'I actually just started crying while brushing my teeth due to lack of sleep, stress and test anxiety. Today's gonna be a good one... #not' Eli was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 327, 'split': 'test'} entailment 10117 Alora tweeted: 'Don't you just love those people who won't shut up in class then hold everyone back by asking the teacher to repeat answers? #sarcasm' Alora was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 328, 'split': 'test'} entailment 10118 Rashad tweeted: '@KAFosterSowell Oh, BELIEVE me. I agree totally. My tweet was pure #sarcasm. We need MORE #guns, not less. Santa is bringing me one. #2A' Rashad was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 329, 'split': 'test'} entailment 10119 Richie tweeted: 'The #Congressional #report on #torture #confirms that #AlQaeda was #not #involved in the #attacks of #September 11|http://t.co/GNBabcXR25' Richie was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 330, 'split': 'test'} entailment 10120 Kenneth tweeted: '#Sarcasm makes you mentally stronger. Which is very effective when dealing with emotional #stress and #fustration.|#funfact #WhatIfISay' Kenneth was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 331, 'split': 'test'} entailment 10121 Damon tweeted: 'Also it is funny how things at work get done when I'm on my off week #sarcasm' Damon was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 332, 'split': 'test'} entailment 10122 Santino tweeted: '@vincentlaforet is this a new/recent release?' Santino was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 333, 'split': 'test'} entailment 10123 Elian tweeted: 'When I'm lacking inspiration I resort to scribbling angry/pretty things. Great start to the week! #sarcasm http://t.co/5QUSrZYBqA' Elian was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 334, 'split': 'test'} entailment 10124 Nathaniel tweeted: 'Also it's amazing how a shower and Taco Bell can make you feel like a new person. @TacoBellProbbs' Nathaniel was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 335, 'split': 'test'} entailment 10125 Richardson tweeted: 'Visit #Tripplebeam #Music #Promotions @ http://t.co/AClm33f8HE #Michigan http://t.co/hDMt6Kpu8N' Richardson was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 336, 'split': 'test'} entailment 10126 Gabriel tweeted: ''nuff #Bob #Couldn039t #Not #Repin #Ross #tattoo|Please RT: http://t.co/3npPprWgTh http://t.co/HNNHaANRAU' Gabriel was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 337, 'split': 'test'} entailment 10127 Noah tweeted: 'HAPPY BIRTHDAY BECCA. I just looked through ALL of my pictures which you know is a ton and found my... http://t.co/2MMjzzsayV' Noah was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 338, 'split': 'test'} entailment 10128 Kyleigh tweeted: 'Have you lost your zing? Working too hard? Check out my latest quickie: http://t.co/LgIdZ4Itcx|#dreamagain #habitually #internetmarketnewbie' Kyleigh was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 339, 'split': 'test'} entailment 10129 "Daisy tweeted: 'Heartless Sanghi #Sarcasm""@Retributions: #IndiawithPakistan because a dumb nation deserves to be taken for a ride again and again. #Lakhvi""'" Daisy was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 340, 'split': 'test'} entailment 10130 Aaron tweeted: 'I guess waking up every couple hours is cool |#not' Aaron was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 341, 'split': 'test'} entailment 10131 Adeleigh tweeted: '#Is #There #Too #Much to #Do or #Are #You #Not #Delegating #Enough ? http://t.co/9YaBomBF6c' Adeleigh was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 342, 'split': 'test'} entailment 10132 Robert tweeted: '@Boeing, @SpaceX told to stop work under crew contracts #irony http://t.co/1Hyb70IATA' Robert was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 343, 'split': 'test'} entailment 10133 Cameron tweeted: 'I need to get out of this car before I kill my dad.' Cameron was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 344, 'split': 'test'} entailment 10134 Miranda tweeted: 'Everytime I try to like Chris Brown he does something to royally eff that up. Dude is a chronic loose cannon #chrisbrown #Karrueche' Miranda was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 345, 'split': 'test'} entailment 10135 Lydia tweeted: '#bedroom #decoration done lol #upstairs just needs a hoover... #Christmas ๐ŸŽ… #decorations #downstairs #now xxx http://t.co/9qI6RIARJN' Lydia was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 346, 'split': 'test'} entailment 10136 Matthew tweeted: 'Look good feel good! #not #TeamNoSleep #cantopeneyes' Matthew was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 347, 'split': 'test'} entailment 10137 Jayli tweeted: 'How much did it cost to build #mygov #medicare? I see this way too often... http://t.co/N0Pdpiq1RQ' Jayli was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 348, 'split': 'test'} entailment 10138 Giovanni tweeted: 'That sad moment you realize you're past the point of having all those presents under the tree. I wanna move back in.' Giovanni was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 349, 'split': 'test'} entailment 10139 "Colton tweeted: 'So I may have had a ""few"" empties to recycle... โ™ปโ™ป |I โค #craftbeer http://t.co/qlZbtAcmOx'" Colton was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 350, 'split': 'test'} entailment 10140 Bryson tweeted: '@PoliticalAnt @emthedivine @mark3labs @elyse4design @chixenman @Morning_Joe yet in Ferguson, MO the mayor and Gov are Dems. #irony' Bryson was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 351, 'split': 'test'} entailment 10141 Jolee tweeted: 'Abnormal professor walks in with the finals in a Zoloft bag #irony #psychhumor' Jolee was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 352, 'split': 'test'} entailment 10142 Jaylen tweeted: '@theandrewe in hereford but can't leave bambino alone!' Jaylen was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 353, 'split': 'test'} entailment 10143 Ethan tweeted: '@grimmers skiing in Regents Park much #not' Ethan was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 354, 'split': 'test'} entailment 10144 Lebron tweeted: 'Rejoice in knowing he is now in his new place...#not easy' Lebron was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 355, 'split': 'test'} entailment 10145 "Harmony tweeted: 'When ""make dua for me bro"" turns into an hour long conversation'" Harmony was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 356, 'split': 'test'} entailment 10146 Jacqueline tweeted: '@_Liam_Walker_ @TheOxfordMail A thief, a liar, a vote rigger, mocks those who use food banks and an online bully #irony' Jacqueline was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 357, 'split': 'test'} entailment 10147 Isaac tweeted: 'What the hell has happened to Shahid Afridi in last couple of days? Left alone more bouncers than played, got a review right. #pakvnz' Isaac was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 358, 'split': 'test'} entailment 10148 Jasmin tweeted: 'Sub is making class go by so slow that I feel like I am losing brain cells. #irony #substitute #MoveitAlong' Jasmin was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 359, 'split': 'test'} entailment 10149 Hunter tweeted: 'http://t.co/OXybfwwWb6|PAID4posting- #Photography #Photoshop #Photos #Art #EyeCandy #Bible on #TSU ๐Ÿ’๐ŸŽ„๐ŸŽ… ||#FOLLOW http://t.co/PzXG42petX' Hunter was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 360, 'split': 'test'} entailment 10150 Icker tweeted: '@HayekandHockey Yeah someone with Hayek and hockey in their name calling someone racist #irony @Txrebel05' Icker was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 361, 'split': 'test'} entailment 10151 Lucca tweeted: 'The Rondo, Ellis, Parsons, Dirk, Chandler starting line up would be one of my favorites in league. Mavs should go all out for Rondo.' Lucca was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 362, 'split': 'test'} entailment 10152 Emari tweeted: '@IsaJennie @deray @Nettaaaaaaaa but of course it was. Cops could shoot a black man in front of a hospital & I bet you he'd still get no aid.' Emari was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 363, 'split': 'test'} entailment 10153 Kamryn tweeted: 'I love it when people ignore me. #sarcasm' Kamryn was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 364, 'split': 'test'} entailment 10154 Luis tweeted: 'Every you're a fucking cunt, lying cunt did I say cunt song is about you now. How cute is that #defo #not #pissed #off #nope' Luis was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 365, 'split': 'test'} entailment 10155 Tessa tweeted: '@kaylakrebs5 not you, you're on pain medications ๐Ÿ˜‚' Tessa was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 366, 'split': 'test'} entailment 10156 Peyton tweeted: 'What a great Christmas. ๐Ÿ˜… #not' Peyton was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 367, 'split': 'test'} entailment 10157 Anthony tweeted: 'i hate waking up in the mornings ๐Ÿ˜’#basicbrianna #not #an #early #bird' Anthony was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 368, 'split': 'test'} entailment 10158 Aundrea tweeted: '@clairebag8 yeah amazing night, I think he out till the death! I'll let u know xx' Aundrea was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 369, 'split': 'test'} entailment 10159 Holden tweeted: 'I wish I did better in high school' Holden was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 370, 'split': 'test'} entailment 10160 Ryan tweeted: 'At the Toys for Lil Troops event for @USVeteransCorps donating toys to children of deployed and low income troops. http://t.co/IBkWl858EE' Ryan was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 371, 'split': 'test'} entailment 10161 Lilly tweeted: 'The song was 'don't cry for me Argentina' #irony' Lilly was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 372, 'split': 'test'} entailment 10162 Ariella tweeted: 'I liked a @YouTube video http://t.co/MNIM6Qa5BE The Ubisoft Graduate Program - Gameplay Programming' Ariella was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 373, 'split': 'test'} entailment 10163 Jordyn tweeted: 'I wonder how many people who visit food banks have huge TVs or are drunks? #freedomofspeech #foodbanks' Jordyn was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 374, 'split': 'test'} entailment 10164 Bianca tweeted: '#Alien dit : What is #Religion, it is a culture that has been invented by a #Fool who wanted to do everything that is #Not legal #Legally..' Bianca was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 375, 'split': 'test'} entailment 10165 Josie tweeted: 'Lazying about in a hoody #WinterTimes' Josie was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 376, 'split': 'test'} entailment 10166 Lucas tweeted: 'Forgot to enter #sarcasm' Lucas was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 377, 'split': 'test'} entailment 10167 Caidyn tweeted: '#A #tax #per mile? #Americans #should #not #allow #GPS #tracking #of #cars, #trucks: Watch out โ€“ as the new year... http://t.co/h1CuMqrFfZ' Caidyn was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 378, 'split': 'test'} entailment 10168 Liam tweeted: 'Long distance relationships are serious SH*t #not ayoba...' Liam was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 379, 'split': 'test'} entailment 10169 Massimo tweeted: 'Happy Birthday to me! #imgettinold #not #ionlygetbetter ROLL TIDE! http://t.co/v8tWnYJJPB' Massimo was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 380, 'split': 'test'} entailment 10170 Maliah tweeted: 'We are MAD Gamers: http://t.co/QeupePJi6K | Follow @BlitzndizGaming #Wellington #NewZealand http://t.co/b3f83j2SAD' Maliah was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 381, 'split': 'test'} entailment 10171 Nathan tweeted: 'So not okay with DB's racist jokes.' Nathan was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 382, 'split': 'test'} entailment 10172 Joseph tweeted: '#notcies #eu European Council: Press conference by Donald TUSK, Jean-Claude JUNCKER,, and Matteo RENZI, http://t.co/hHXQv23u65' Joseph was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 383, 'split': 'test'} entailment 10173 Cole tweeted: '@Metri_HennyKing u bragged all yr about having Peyton in 2 leagues only to get beat in the 1st round in both #irony ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚' Cole was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 384, 'split': 'test'} entailment 10174 Jaxon tweeted: 'The feeling you get, when you just wanna flip the table and screw the finals.' Jaxon was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 385, 'split': 'test'} entailment 10175 James tweeted: 'They working me so hard tonite' James was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 386, 'split': 'test'} entailment 10176 Heath tweeted: '@francescapinder @girlposts this vine won't come up ๐Ÿ˜ซ๐Ÿ˜ซ๐Ÿ˜ซ' Heath was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 387, 'split': 'test'} entailment 10177 Nesanel tweeted: '#Lance #Stephenson #not #traveling #with #team #on two-game #road #trip: Stephenson is still unable to run fully... http://t.co/Jbb0PJtWJy' Nesanel was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 388, 'split': 'test'} entailment 10178 Alicia tweeted: 'Jeez I wish the government paid for my food. #not #EBTbitches' Alicia was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 389, 'split': 'test'} entailment 10179 Nathan tweeted: 'Hey @Enasni, some of your geeky/nerdy followers need #sarcasm marker on posts like that. Otherwise, they'll start doing exactly the same :)' Nathan was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 390, 'split': 'test'} entailment 10180 Nathaniel tweeted: 'Pretty Shitty day I'm gonna be soaked and full of mud and clay #iliketogetdirty #notreally #sarcasm' Nathaniel was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 391, 'split': 'test'} entailment 10181 Bryson tweeted: 'when you refer to yourself in the plural, you'll get that @RBRNetwork1 @billvanglahn @HondoLane @Dolphin__Man @jus1314tin @SpringThunder' Bryson was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 392, 'split': 'test'} entailment 10182 Emmarie tweeted: 'That moment when the ad plays flawlessly but the video keeps buffering #irony #YouTube @YouTube' Emmarie was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 393, 'split': 'test'} entailment 10183 Ryan tweeted: 'Gotta love a Romanian playing an improvised version of jingle bells in a minor key. Really sets the festive mood. #not' Ryan was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 394, 'split': 'test'} entailment 10184 Gracie tweeted: 'Perfect time to get sick ๐Ÿ˜ข #not' Gracie was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 395, 'split': 'test'} entailment 10185 Ethan tweeted: 'I'm giving up a lot of stuff to make sure others are happy . I wonder if anyone ever look past my appearance and see what I'm feeling ๐Ÿ˜ฉ' Ethan was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 396, 'split': 'test'} entailment 10186 Ian tweeted: 'Merry Christmas to all my friends and family... Santa just finished at my house!! http://t.co/0wD2HH7JpS' Ian was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 397, 'split': 'test'} entailment 10187 Mary tweeted: 'http://t.co/9OaDmAo6uY <-Video $ #SmartPhone can pay you to post!||#iphone #samsung #S4 #S3 #ipad #tablet #mlm|Start@ http://t.co/SgHR1XvKbd' Mary was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 398, 'split': 'test'} entailment 10188 Levi tweeted: 'I see the #irony of MY LAST 3 TWEETS COMBINED was lost entirely on a certain someone... Faith in humanity: -3% :(' Levi was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 399, 'split': 'test'} entailment 10189 Darren tweeted: 'Lol hilarious pic RT @WizGameEnt: What a game! @WashWizards win! http://t.co/9BJVI8V4Hx' Darren was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 400, 'split': 'test'} entailment 10190 Kingston tweeted: 'You've set yourself some target to achieve there like love #hot or #not http://t.co/IbXXkKRsto' Kingston was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 401, 'split': 'test'} entailment 10191 Scarlette tweeted: 'Change is a Process, ||#Not an Event dafuq you thinking' Scarlette was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 402, 'split': 'test'} entailment 10192 Ayana tweeted: 'My son gave me a cold......again!!! Yay! #sarcasm #NotExcitedAboutThisShitAtAll' Ayana was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 403, 'split': 'test'} entailment 10193 Isaac tweeted: 'A #sale is #not #something you #pursue, it's #what #happens to you #while you are #immersed in #serving your... http://t.co/ojFVxXxilw' Isaac was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 404, 'split': 'test'} entailment 10194 "Parker tweeted: '@zainabimam ""Malala is fake and planted by the US coz Pakistan is perfectly safe for kids going to school"" #PeshawarAttack #Sarcasm'" Parker was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 405, 'split': 'test'} entailment 10195 James tweeted: 'Seriously has the #BBL04 got the tallest on ground interviewers of all time #talltowers #sevenfoot' James was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 406, 'split': 'test'} entailment 10196 Riley tweeted: '#Funny #18+ Turn On aquabreeze:||disgustinghotels:||#not all men http://t.co/F4OEPX8uob' Riley was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 407, 'split': 'test'} entailment 10197 Marcus tweeted: 'Yay jury duty ๐Ÿ˜’ #sarcasm' Marcus was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 408, 'split': 'test'} entailment 10198 Xavier tweeted: 'i may have played a part, but i wont take sole credit ;) @Hankin57 @Chief1787' Xavier was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 409, 'split': 'test'} entailment 10199 Gabriel tweeted: '@Sharm33n @DJNoreenKhan I thought it was, what I call, the wet look lol' Gabriel was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 410, 'split': 'test'} entailment 10200 Thomas tweeted: 'A burned tongue is a lovely way to start the day #sarcasm #ouch' Thomas was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 411, 'split': 'test'} entailment 10201 Daniella tweeted: 'Literally functioning on 4 hours of sleep and I feel great ๐Ÿ˜„ !! #Not #CollegeisKillingMe #OneMoreWeek' Daniella was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 412, 'split': 'test'} entailment 10202 Jose tweeted: 'When ya mates dad starts poking you on Facebook #Cringe ๐Ÿ˜ฒ๐Ÿ˜ฌ' Jose was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 413, 'split': 'test'} entailment 10203 Kendrick tweeted: 'The #irony is anti state ppl will claim the little man (hacker) won when in reality the state won #sony' Kendrick was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 414, 'split': 'test'} entailment 10204 Ash tweeted: '#HowToGetUnfollowed Post pictures or videos of you smoking. Especially blowing smoke at the camera. #SoCool #Not #GTFO' Ash was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 415, 'split': 'test'} entailment 10205 Daniel tweeted: 'These refs are pissing me off. They seriously have no idea of what's going on.' Daniel was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 416, 'split': 'test'} entailment 10206 Nathaniel tweeted: 'has anyone visualised the different colours and flavours of twitter streams? kinda lipmus test.' Nathaniel was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 417, 'split': 'test'} entailment 10207 Lucas tweeted: 'Psychic Advice weekdays at 9am (PDT) on Psychic View Radio..call in 347-850-1494 to ask YOUR question http://t.co/JCowWkMNQH #BlogTalkRadio' Lucas was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 418, 'split': 'test'} entailment 10208 Hailee tweeted: 'So ill. It actually hurts to breathe. Still that nice long walk to the station did me the world of good #not' Hailee was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 419, 'split': 'test'} entailment 10209 Quadir tweeted: '@DarlaMiles7 then later he snuggles up to The Royals with giddy glee #Irony' Quadir was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 420, 'split': 'test'} entailment 10210 Henry tweeted: 'Blue skies, warm air, and the royal accommodation! #WhatMoreDoesOneNeed #Education? #Not... http://t.co/mEtHUIaAtR http://t.co/CsW0rfhGZZ' Henry was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 421, 'split': 'test'} entailment 10211 Donovan tweeted: 'it's International Human Rights Day #irony' Donovan was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 422, 'split': 'test'} entailment 10212 Levi tweeted: 'So Jeremy Irons and Alan Rickman are BOTH in Marrakech just one week before I'm going there #everythingisfine #not #sonot' Levi was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 423, 'split': 'test'} entailment 10213 Alastair tweeted: '@TheLuluLife I take it you're not in England then ; )' Alastair was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 424, 'split': 'test'} entailment 10214 Melissa tweeted: '#smile for the #photo #ok they said #boys #trouble #funny #football #kids #adorable #friends http://t.co/cy47YlcTJS' Melissa was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 425, 'split': 'test'} entailment 10215 Alberta tweeted: 'When hailey I play trivia crack she wants the sports & entertainment while I aim for the science and history hahahah' Alberta was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 426, 'split': 'test'} entailment 10216 Daniel tweeted: '@houselanguage Thanks for pirating my music! :D #not' Daniel was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 427, 'split': 'test'} entailment 10217 Deasia tweeted: 'Welcome to the surrealist estate agency!! http://t.co/IcLOrQ0P8d' Deasia was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 428, 'split': 'test'} entailment 10218 Gavin tweeted: '#Average #Ball #Not #Party #Ping #Pong #homedecor Please RT: http://t.co/t4r61YQf6t http://t.co/UIsU74KGLV' Gavin was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 429, 'split': 'test'} entailment 10219 Aaliyah tweeted: 'The fucking car just gave up..! #car #died #not-happy' Aaliyah was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 430, 'split': 'test'} entailment 10220 Andres tweeted: 'I like the feeling when people thinks they're 2 steps ahead of me... But the truth is they're miles and miles behind me AHAHAHAHA |#sarcasm' Andres was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 431, 'split': 'test'} entailment 10221 "Chase tweeted: 'BM ""gives me"" from 3 pm to 8 pm with my son today, that's fair huh? #NOT!'" Chase was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 432, 'split': 'test'} entailment 10222 Brandon tweeted: '@Mr_laddu and if Marathi man speak hindi to Chu*** samajhte hai #irony' Brandon was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 433, 'split': 'test'} entailment 10223 Taniyah tweeted: 'Lesson learnt? Herd of sheep who fought over TVs on #BlackFriday struggling to sell them http://t.co/OMXl5ZPOdY #irony #capitalism' Taniyah was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 434, 'split': 'test'} entailment 10224 Otto tweeted: 'Tomorrow three test signature.|Thank you. |#school #sarcasm' Otto was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 435, 'split': 'test'} entailment 10225 Zachary tweeted: 'So #GuardiansOfPeace win by threatening to destroy the #peace!!!, what a #irony' Zachary was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 436, 'split': 'test'} entailment 10226 Colin tweeted: 'My babygirl has an imaginary friend it's so cute to watch her talk to it.' Colin was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 437, 'split': 'test'} entailment 10227 Mckayla tweeted: '#UKArtistOnly @1071WnegRadio @ProclamationMTS @DatUrbanConnect present. #UKUntoldStory #MIXTape #GetOn #DUCMG' Mckayla was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 438, 'split': 'test'} entailment 10228 Jason tweeted: '@wakkatidus1234 They say #not #responsible and your #NotWorthIt to offer even $10 #discounts for the worst #customerservice I have ever had!' Jason was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 439, 'split': 'test'} entailment 10229 Naomi tweeted: 'Thanks GORI-san|#djgori #not for sale http://t.co/g09TZY3oHO' Naomi was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 440, 'split': 'test'} entailment 10230 Blake tweeted: 'We may be some time. #Hibernot #Not http://t.co/n5z2IXabq9' Blake was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 441, 'split': 'test'} entailment 10231 Priscila tweeted: '@clarkeysntfc @lawsondath92 @GregorRoberts0n @coach_carts @Cressy_36 @tozer_ben I'm still going to Exeter whether they care or not' Priscila was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 442, 'split': 'test'} entailment 10232 Alaric tweeted: '@TorontoStar: NDP to introduce bill to make OHIP public #not appropriate # confidentiality' Alaric was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 443, 'split': 'test'} entailment 10233 Antonio tweeted: 'Oregon marching band playing @steveaustinBSR music. #awesome #OregonDucks #OregonvsFloridaState #RoseBowl2015' Antonio was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 444, 'split': 'test'} entailment 10234 Princess tweeted: '@lisawhybourn we don't have a good enough singles depth atm to even account for doubles the problem has never been doubles always singles' Princess was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 445, 'split': 'test'} entailment 10235 Priya tweeted: 'Yay yet another week with a child home from school ill! Just a hint of #Sarcasm to brighten my day.' Priya was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 446, 'split': 'test'} entailment 10236 "Benito tweeted: '#SMILES when there is #MONEY|#SCOWLS when there is #NOT|#RECOGNITION when there is #MONEY|#IGNORANCE when there is #NOT|โ›ช๐Ÿฆ๐Ÿ’ต ๐Ÿฅ๐Ÿ’ฐ๐Ÿš“๐Ÿ‘Š๐Ÿ’ฅ|""'๐Ÿ’”#GOD$๐Ÿ’”""'" Benito was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 447, 'split': 'test'} entailment 10237 Wyatt tweeted: '@AntearousGaming hey I seen u have followed me and I was going to ask to check out my channel and help me with a shoutout for subscribers ??' Wyatt was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 448, 'split': 'test'} entailment 10238 Valerie tweeted: 'Urban Glam High Heel Earrings $7|Leave email for invoice http://t.co/SeRfVp5XZf' Valerie was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 449, 'split': 'test'} entailment 10239 Elijah tweeted: 'Gotta love being lied to.... #not' Elijah was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 450, 'split': 'test'} entailment 10240 Anshika tweeted: '@JustQueenVee @deray Ladies wouldn't use that language.But I guess you are not one.' Anshika was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 451, 'split': 'test'} entailment 10241 Jackson tweeted: '@RosieMorse I hate you lol' Jackson was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 452, 'split': 'test'} entailment 10242 Blakeleigh tweeted: 'I didn't know it's your territory I really. .. WHAT ARE YOU DOIN- no. . Please don't shoot at me I. .' Blakeleigh was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 453, 'split': 'test'} entailment 10243 Alec tweeted: 'Shopping day with Ms 15 today. Her haul included new Docs, eyeliner, bras, new issue Frankie mag, and half of Kikki K. Tired and broke now.' Alec was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 454, 'split': 'test'} entailment 10244 Maleah tweeted: 'Sweet jeebus! MT @NWSOPC CryoSat & Jason-2 confirm very high to phenomenal seas generated by North Atlantic low http://t.co/Y4JmUbLJpa' Maleah was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 455, 'split': 'test'} entailment 10245 Dylan tweeted: 'Hyper at 1AM when I really should be getting rest #ohwhale ๐Ÿ‹๐Ÿณ' Dylan was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 456, 'split': 'test'} entailment 10246 Jayce tweeted: 'We were miles apart,but you found me, now we are close enough, still apart #irony' Jayce was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 457, 'split': 'test'} entailment 10247 Jake tweeted: 'Drinking a Southern Triangle IPA by @RoughDraftBrew at @yardhouse -- http://t.co/G2sIEm7ZSV' Jake was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 458, 'split': 'test'} entailment 10248 "Roberto tweeted: 'American Red Cross van ""together we can save lives..."" And the driver is smoking. #irony'" Roberto was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 459, 'split': 'test'} entailment 10249 Perla tweeted: '@TheBravesAddict @Braves It also makes me want to post this... http://t.co/CGE2VlixTY' Perla was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 460, 'split': 'test'} entailment 10250 Luis tweeted: '#birthcontrol #lol #wtf #whatisbirthcontrol @planb great commercial #sarcasm' Luis was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 461, 'split': 'test'} entailment 10251 Benjamin tweeted: 'Oh how I love working in Baltimore #not' Benjamin was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 462, 'split': 'test'} entailment 10252 Ilianna tweeted: 'Fans watch #tylerfarr in concert at @amaliearena #countrymusic #throwdown1035 #tampa http://t.co/czBbGnn3DU' Ilianna was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 463, 'split': 'test'} entailment 10253 Yan tweeted: 'So I'm the school nurse today. And I have a fever. #irony' Yan was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 464, 'split': 'test'} entailment 10254 Nehemiah tweeted: '#BBC #News -- #USA -- #Jeb #Bush to #explore #White #House #bid. http://t.co/WVJHuUKStc' Nehemiah was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 465, 'split': 'test'} entailment 10255 Beckett tweeted: 'Thanks for the dick pic, really, thanks. #Sarcasm' Beckett was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 466, 'split': 'test'} entailment 10256 Nikko tweeted: '@Margoandhow @imalexbeamyrnot spawn of Larry Ellison aka World's Worst Human' Nikko was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 467, 'split': 'test'} entailment 10257 Benjamin tweeted: 'Really loves dentist appointments. #sarcasm' Benjamin was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 468, 'split': 'test'} entailment 10258 Fatimah tweeted: 'Now to write a JavaScript RegExp that allows . and ' in e-mail addresses... http://t.co/HE3NTbhTpQ' Fatimah was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 469, 'split': 'test'} entailment 10259 Noah tweeted: '@emm_pearce @Napwell 3 more nights 3 more nights ๐Ÿ˜ฌ๐Ÿ˜ฌ๐Ÿ˜ฌ #londoncalling http://t.co/oZt0e541P9' Noah was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 470, 'split': 'test'} entailment 10260 Lillie tweeted: '@Abelv03 @KWAPT A lot of factors at play but I think you do retain him at max. Hopefully the FT's hurt his market a bit, selfishly speaking.' Lillie was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 471, 'split': 'test'} entailment 10261 Elliot tweeted: '@Adsy_1 You're a tough bugger ;p' Elliot was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 472, 'split': 'test'} entailment 10262 Liam tweeted: 'I'm shocked that Mark May doesn't think the Buckeyes should be in the playoff!!! #Sarcasm' Liam was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 473, 'split': 'test'} entailment 10263 Jayden tweeted: 'Google scholarship application kept crashing in Chrome. Opened it in IE, finished application without incident. #irony' Jayden was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 474, 'split': 'test'} entailment 10264 Eric tweeted: 'http://t.co/gpnFUXyZ2f #AnalFrench #Chocolate Chocolate babe gets dicks in asshole' Eric was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 475, 'split': 'test'} entailment 10265 Yaretzy tweeted: 'Set my alarm for PM not AM...guess you could say I've got my life together #not sorry @PE_Tweetcher #Pearlburg mom and Jesus' Yaretzy was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 476, 'split': 'test'} entailment 10266 Humberto tweeted: 'Just entered the @bbcstrictly competition for tickets to the final! Fingers crossed @theandrewe' Humberto was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 477, 'split': 'test'} entailment 10267 Ladonte tweeted: 'Gun nut yells at cops conducting DUI checkpoint, later hit by drunk driver on way home #irony #karma http://t.co/3EAMnVETe1' Ladonte was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 478, 'split': 'test'} entailment 10268 Gabriella tweeted: '@ollielocke for the #yoga people out there, this is a Down Faced Dog dinner! #MerryChristmas http://t.co/fP25vVmS0z' Gabriella was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 479, 'split': 'test'} entailment 10269 Jonathan tweeted: 'Have you ever seen the like?? 'Republican move' that will 'effectively rob the royal family', Kate's 32k meal #irony http://t.co/BiGb5u44Eh' Jonathan was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 480, 'split': 'test'} entailment 10270 Kiela tweeted: 'It's snowing in Chicago #whitechristmas #not' Kiela was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 481, 'split': 'test'} entailment 10271 Vincent tweeted: 'Oh I just love when I wake up with a migraine ๐Ÿ˜’ #not #needmeds' Vincent was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 482, 'split': 'test'} entailment 10272 "Michael tweeted: 'Oh Oh mum is #not #going to be #pleased #littletike http://t.co/5Q01FsYjCW""'" Michael was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 483, 'split': 'test'} entailment 10273 Elijah tweeted: 'Its a shame on an off day that the NFL doesnt have any interesting stories and isnt getting any attention. NOT #sarcasm' Elijah was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 484, 'split': 'test'} entailment 10274 Diego tweeted: 'Felicitats http://t.co/SnKpTNHwJ7 #Penedesfera #notcies' Diego was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 485, 'split': 'test'} entailment 10275 Natilee tweeted: 'Cook and England rudderless at the death. Seven games and we've got progressively worse! Can't wait 'till they arrive here for WC #sarcasm' Natilee was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 486, 'split': 'test'} entailment 10276 Ian tweeted: '#we are #not #perfect but it is #neccesary for #us to #be the #best # version of #ourselves http://t.co/3IO7qLK0lr' Ian was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 487, 'split': 'test'} entailment 10277 Robert tweeted: 'Happy Holidays! (this is officially our Christmas card) #BestFriend #UglySweaterBarCrawl http://t.co/ECiscYDW4X' Robert was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 488, 'split': 'test'} entailment 10278 Matthew tweeted: '@restlessduncan @SR_Duncan At least you got my joke' Matthew was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 489, 'split': 'test'} entailment 10279 Griffin tweeted: '@valb00: It's 2015. Why am I still manually turning on/off WiFi, Bluetooth, NFC, etc..? #fb yep' Griffin was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 490, 'split': 'test'} entailment 10280 Maddex tweeted: '@bigedh456 thanks babe, hope you have a good one too ๐Ÿ’•๐ŸŽŠ๐ŸŽŠ' Maddex was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 491, 'split': 'test'} entailment 10281 Flynn tweeted: 'This nigga knocced back 6 shots of Henny lastnight ! @king_macjay http://t.co/oPMLzS4OuY' Flynn was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 492, 'split': 'test'} entailment 10282 Dillan tweeted: ''Tis the season for tablets! I entered the #tabletsforall contest to win a tablet gift pack. Check it out: http://t.co/4erdSJRFoW' Dillan was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 493, 'split': 'test'} entailment 10283 Jocelynn tweeted: '#notcies #eu Commissioner Creu reassures Committee of the Regions: Junckers investment plan will complement coh... http://t.co/GHhKvB2hbN' Jocelynn was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 494, 'split': 'test'} entailment 10284 "Elliot tweeted: 'Is there a ""like"" tab on me? I'm not a facebook status to be liked by people... #sarcasm #RudeButTrue'" Elliot was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 495, 'split': 'test'} entailment 10285 Evolet tweeted: 'Bestiestest. *teary-eyed* THE KING IS COMING! My God's not dead, He's surely alive! #God's #not #dead #faith http://t.co/6fG08vi4Lp' Evolet was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 496, 'split': 'test'} entailment 10286 Izobel tweeted: '#Johnny #Football #time #is #not #a #fun time #any #more: The Cleveland Browns went into Sunday's game against the... http://t.co/Vm4E3dKexF' Izobel was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 497, 'split': 'test'} entailment 10287 Owen tweeted: '@cavs THAT'S WHAT I'M TALKING ABOUT! Awesome Win CAVS!!!!!!' Owen was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 498, 'split': 'test'} entailment 10288 James tweeted: '08:01am on the dot and the buzzer rings #helloworld #not #sleepy #tired #nothanks' James was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 499, 'split': 'test'} entailment 10289 Charlotte tweeted: '@Naaaauds Now I have a game Monday, Tuesday, friday and Saturday ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ' Charlotte was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 500, 'split': 'test'} entailment 10290 Joshua tweeted: '@FireInTheLyons Go you! #not Home until the 1st Jan. So excited!' Joshua was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 501, 'split': 'test'} entailment 10291 Kristopher tweeted: 'Photo: Tuxedo Jumpsuit Sizes:Small-Large Color:Black Price:$65.00 Leave email and size for invoice http://t.co/wZ5qR1PIDB' Kristopher was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 502, 'split': 'test'} entailment 10292 Annmarie tweeted: '#Analysis -- #Economic #issues #whip #up #Israelis #in #chocolate #pudding #election. http://t.co/5Fw5ymVB35 via @reuters' Annmarie was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 503, 'split': 'test'} entailment 10293 Abel tweeted: '@SR_Duncan Three minutes is better than no minutes' Abel was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 504, 'split': 'test'} entailment 10294 Abby tweeted: 'Found my motivation... Aka the back of my eye lids, by accident. Boy, me and @Kels_efollin are some winners. #not #senioritisisreal #losers' Abby was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 505, 'split': 'test'} entailment 10295 Carter tweeted: 'The ones that caught me by surprise were the ones I didn't expect #duh #redundantredundant' Carter was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 506, 'split': 'test'} entailment 10296 Parker tweeted: 'This time last year...shiid was hella funny...unforgettable #khwaaaa' Parker was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 507, 'split': 'test'} entailment 10297 Nicholas tweeted: 'Hoar frost is challenging for some to spell.' Nicholas was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 508, 'split': 'test'} entailment 10298 Ryan tweeted: '@AusPublica @KateOnTheGo Your views are not right wing or left wing...just vile.' Ryan was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 509, 'split': 'test'} entailment 10299 William tweeted: '@ramzaruglia @gamergater7685 Ah the 2014 #GamerGate Ebola campaign. How many people did we kill? #sarcasm' William was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 510, 'split': 'test'} entailment 10300 "Bryce tweeted: 'Where is the promise of ""peace on earth"" in this? ""Lord, Thy Kingdom come, Thy will be done."" http://t.co/sSYoNx0IAo #Advent #terror #irony'" Bryce was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 511, 'split': 'test'} entailment 10301 Jacob tweeted: 'YOU are violent, it shows in your tweets @RBRNetwork1 @JoeHilgerman @Anan_VII @1_Free_Man @ABPT_Rocket' Jacob was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 512, 'split': 'test'} entailment 10302 Lila tweeted: 'Gael 'pro at presentations' Anderson #not #choke' Lila was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 513, 'split': 'test'} entailment 10303 Graham tweeted: 'Nothing says nature like the relentless sound of AM commuter traffic #fthunter #AMdogfun #not@allpeaceful' Graham was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 514, 'split': 'test'} entailment 10304 Teyona tweeted: '#notcies #eu Cleaner air would offer major health benefits in the Balkans http://t.co/ddhYo37IRd' Teyona was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 515, 'split': 'test'} entailment 10305 Juan tweeted: 'Loving how dominant the SEC is #Pause ..... #Not' Juan was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 516, 'split': 'test'} entailment 10306 Estefanny tweeted: 'Best Christmas Eve news: I have a half sister. ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ‘ #sarcasm #thanksdad' Estefanny was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 517, 'split': 'test'} entailment 10307 Janiya tweeted: 'Brother๐Ÿ’™ we don't look alike #not #frรจre #family #lovehim http://t.co/nCAt8xXqxQ' Janiya was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 518, 'split': 'test'} entailment 10308 Caleb tweeted: 'Looking at the stairs & imaging that scary dark creature coming up freaks me out' Caleb was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 519, 'split': 'test'} entailment 10309 Jaxx tweeted: '@GalloSays at least there's a good football game on with zero chance of either of our teams losing lol' Jaxx was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 520, 'split': 'test'} entailment 10310 Amber tweeted: 'we are all the same race, HUMAN the only race supported by the Human Genome Project @CalFreedomMom @RBRNetwork1 @msnbc @CNN @dkuck15138' Amber was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 521, 'split': 'test'} entailment 10311 Johnasia tweeted: 'Throwing up is exactly what I want to be doing at 7:30am... ๐Ÿ˜ท๐Ÿ˜ท๐Ÿ˜ท #not' Johnasia was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 522, 'split': 'test'} entailment 10312 Colin tweeted: 'Well this is great.. #sarcasm|Illinois Passes Bill That Makes It Illegal To Record The Police http://t.co/FZaY2AVx9t' Colin was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 523, 'split': 'test'} entailment 10313 Elijah tweeted: '@ollielocke now, to remember which book... #goodluck' Elijah was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 524, 'split': 'test'} entailment 10314 Daniel tweeted: '@ArianaGicPerry Ahem... yeah.. something like that ;)#irony is one of the few things keeping sanity when facing RU propaganda. #CrazyIvan' Daniel was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 525, 'split': 'test'} entailment 10315 Alessandra tweeted: 'so glad I came to work at 7:30am for all the customers that are here!!!!!! #not #itsdead' Alessandra was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 526, 'split': 'test'} entailment 10316 Noah tweeted: 'Still time to enter our @ErinCondren planner giveaway courtesy of @MyFairDaily & @Kallie_E http://t.co/s0mSVqtpXu #bbloggers #lbloggers' Noah was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 527, 'split': 'test'} entailment 10317 Camora tweeted: 'Check out the new novel Black Beauties by Eureka Johnson on http://t.co/i41rA7tPwm or http://t.co/myWiVY4Juv' Camora was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 528, 'split': 'test'} entailment 10318 Roberto tweeted: '@deray Definitely not...racism is systematic and entrenched in every American institution..also in black/white binary construction' Roberto was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 529, 'split': 'test'} entailment 10319 Landon tweeted: 'Forest Hills Drive on my playlist naw....' Landon was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 530, 'split': 'test'} entailment 10320 Jude tweeted: 'Full on man flu just in time for a weekend of work!! #awesome #sarcasm #coldandflu' Jude was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 531, 'split': 'test'} entailment 10321 Eli tweeted: '@JeffDauler @Scottydons87 the cop also had prior misconduct charges. But, ya know, that's ok #sarcasm' Eli was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 532, 'split': 'test'} entailment 10322 "Justin tweeted: 'Zuma reads the quote ""People are not fighting for ideas, they fight for material benefits. To live in peace."" #Irony #YCLNationalCongress'" Justin was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 533, 'split': 'test'} entailment 10323 Adam tweeted: 'Because a field trip two days before finals is exactly what I need #not' Adam was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 534, 'split': 'test'} entailment 10324 Mattox tweeted: 'sony emails tells me a few things. wealthy, high powered business(wo)men are ugly people, stupid & need to learn how to spell. #SonyHack' Mattox was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 535, 'split': 'test'} entailment 10325 Jack tweeted: 'I wonder what triggered the anxiety? #sarcasm' Jack was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 536, 'split': 'test'} entailment 10326 Cooper tweeted: 'Love waking up to no heat in my apartment #not #socold' Cooper was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 537, 'split': 'test'} entailment 10327 Jaydyn tweeted: 'Nice weather for today.. #not ๐Ÿ˜ ' Jaydyn was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 538, 'split': 'test'} entailment 10328 "Grayson tweeted: 'Decided I'd go to bed ""early"" for once. I've been laying here since 2 am. Yet the total amount of sleep I've had all week is 10 hrs. #irony'" Grayson was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 539, 'split': 'test'} entailment 10329 Tristan tweeted: 'I have a very annoying bluetick for sale. 8 yrs old. Needs babied and a bath. #sarcasm' Tristan was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 540, 'split': 'test'} entailment 10330 "Landon tweeted: 'Check out> @stefjamesmusicรƒยขรข""ยฌร‚ยฆmusic that makes you feel something. #London #UK'" Landon was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 541, 'split': 'test'} entailment 10331 Jacob tweeted: '@BarryBlackNE I don't think the Hereditary Baronet wants to encourage a something-for-nothing culture :-$ #irony' Jacob was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 542, 'split': 'test'} entailment 10332 Sadie tweeted: '@SherrodbCSN for the brothers ah-ite. http://t.co/45XujGb7XF' Sadie was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 543, 'split': 'test'} entailment 10333 Mauricio tweeted: '@RandBallsStu @floyding I mean Zach is a teacher, amirite?' Mauricio was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 544, 'split': 'test'} entailment 10334 Sophya tweeted: 'Wash hands with water? MOH is rubbing this on everyone's face? #irony http://t.co/sPgfZZIqLO' Sophya was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 545, 'split': 'test'} entailment 10335 Gabriel tweeted: 'Someone tell me where tf to find a fried chicken ornament bc this shit is necessary http://t.co/lIqfhFe0Vl' Gabriel was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 546, 'split': 'test'} entailment 10336 Anderson tweeted: 'My body refuses to sleep. #fucccck' Anderson was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 547, 'split': 'test'} entailment 10337 Amaya tweeted: 'Decemberbessen #not #fail #footprint sorry.... http://t.co/wsoYa1Wu1J' Amaya was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 548, 'split': 'test'} entailment 10338 Nawal tweeted: '@onherperiod: hey sorry im late i didnt want to come #myperiod' Nawal was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 549, 'split': 'test'} entailment 10339 Jacob tweeted: 'LOL lets see if he actually READS it|@Laura_Charlii @RBRNetwork1 @Graves9' Jacob was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 550, 'split': 'test'} entailment 10340 Declan tweeted: 'Not everyone's really for you no matter how long you knew them . And not everyone's a bad person just because it's been a short time. #irony' Declan was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 551, 'split': 'test'} entailment 10341 Angel tweeted: 'Less than a week til the ultimate squad is back together #RogersAndDalhauser @maxbertellotti http://t.co/fHM4CQT6Lv' Angel was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 552, 'split': 'test'} entailment 10342 Kelvin tweeted: 'Yeah, you're a grown up & at times feel very nostalgic towards your Bachpan. Iife's handiwork!!' Kelvin was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 553, 'split': 'test'} entailment 10343 "Landon tweeted: 'Mike Smith and Brian Hoyer walk into a bar. They sit down and at the same time say ""I told you it wasn't all my fault"" #Coyotes #Browns'" Landon was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 554, 'split': 'test'} entailment 10344 Julian tweeted: 'Someone discovered that they do indeed have a tail and that it is, in fact, fun to play with http://t.co/szKw1asSrT' Julian was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 555, 'split': 'test'} entailment 10345 Aryah tweeted: 'Scoped out a new route on today's 5k. But oh.. the crowds, the traffic, the noise ๐Ÿ˜„ #not... http://t.co/yYGdZiRwfZ' Aryah was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 556, 'split': 'test'} entailment 10346 Brayden tweeted: 'I bet Joel Embiid is psyched to come back from his injury to play for the worst team in NBA history. #Sarcasm' Brayden was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 557, 'split': 'test'} entailment 10347 Ezra tweeted: '@Trags Blount also out. You would think this could be the game that White gets some action. I guess not.' Ezra was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 558, 'split': 'test'} entailment 10348 Jaime tweeted: 'final labs coursework submitted!! now to treat myself by catching up with the whole semester's lectures #winning #not' Jaime was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 559, 'split': 'test'} entailment 10349 Isaac tweeted: '@PRoseish_2 @mcspocky more people are in prison because of drug related crimes. But you know gun crime is up #sarcasm' Isaac was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 560, 'split': 'test'} entailment 10350 Connor tweeted: '@Vh1Supersonic @armshouseninja @UKF |*Everything is crossed*|#ChristmasGift |#BassFace http://t.co/x54n9zP12K' Connor was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 561, 'split': 'test'} entailment 10351 Christopher tweeted: '@CeciAlbiceleste @MarinaOLoughlin #apologies *scoffs humble pie*' Christopher was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 562, 'split': 'test'} entailment 10352 Mckayla tweeted: '@holyroodmandy @jimmurphymp @scottishlabour problem solved no more reading out at FMQ what someone at WM wrote #irony' Mckayla was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 563, 'split': 'test'} entailment 10353 Ashlyn tweeted: '#tbt #not Dedicated to those days we DONT want to throwback to. Like this evil cold November day at... http://t.co/XX2tszIP77' Ashlyn was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 564, 'split': 'test'} entailment 10354 Rueben tweeted: 'Today is going to be a great day . #not. ๐Ÿ˜”' Rueben was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 565, 'split': 'test'} entailment 10355 Jaqueline tweeted: '@MTNza so apparently twitter is free... so why is my data being depleted using twitter? #not impressed' Jaqueline was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 566, 'split': 'test'} entailment 10356 Jesus tweeted: '@KalobTaulien @twitter Yes on Auto-messagers No to #FollowBackers ... They make me money over on TSU. Thx your post||http://t.co/ALSThKb1pG' Jesus was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 567, 'split': 'test'} entailment 10357 Adriano tweeted: '@AndrewDBailey Tough crowd. Josh Smith was tremendous tonight.' Adriano was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 568, 'split': 'test'} entailment 10358 Kayden tweeted: '@kevinperry Would be also great if David teamed up with his old man again at the Carols, similar to a few years back.#Greatdou in both cases' Kayden was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 569, 'split': 'test'} entailment 10359 Dustin tweeted: 'Taking a hour to shit is always a good thing. #not' Dustin was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 570, 'split': 'test'} entailment 10360 Jesse tweeted: 'My entire career has been devoted to being a BOSS in beating corruption, but I get beat in a corrupt election #Irony #SoCloseTilden #1Vote' Jesse was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 571, 'split': 'test'} entailment 10361 Julian tweeted: 'Yay I just love this time of the month...! #Sarcasm' Julian was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 572, 'split': 'test'} entailment 10362 Xavier tweeted: 'Finished the year strong with a good bike workout! Missed a lot this year resting my shoulder--hoping for better in 2015. Happy new year.' Xavier was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 573, 'split': 'test'} entailment 10363 Karter tweeted: '@neverczarina trying hard to be fragile and petite. Hahaha. Happy new year liabeeeeee more clingy moments ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚' Karter was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 574, 'split': 'test'} entailment 10364 Evan tweeted: '@AYJamal_ yes, you got the point. :( it's like, as the time passes we're growing into some kind of beasts.' Evan was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 575, 'split': 'test'} entailment 10365 Will tweeted: 'Someone took my lucky hat today, yay, isn't that fun... #sarcasm #IhopeIGetItBack' Will was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 576, 'split': 'test'} entailment 10366 Brayden tweeted: '@MohammadFarooq_ grateful for this encouragement :))' Brayden was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 577, 'split': 'test'} entailment 10367 "Aaliyah tweeted: '@Espngreeny @espngolic ""pit players v. victims?"" How dare the NFL put a divide between men and the women and children they beat? #sarcasm'" Aaliyah was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 578, 'split': 'test'} entailment 10368 Russell tweeted: '@ProgressMich kids don't need schools! Schools just turn them into gay atheists, gaytheists, if you will. #sarcasm' Russell was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 579, 'split': 'test'} entailment 10369 Jason tweeted: '@TonyBrown03 @bigedh456 @ParkzTheDon hmmmm. I wouldn't say she has tits ๐Ÿ˜' Jason was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 580, 'split': 'test'} entailment 10370 Viola tweeted: 'Did you know iOS 8 features custom keyboards? #sarcasm http://t.co/JhuwHjleiu' Viola was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 581, 'split': 'test'} entailment 10371 "Timothy tweeted: 'Tax & NI on your wage slip is like Jim Bowen on bullseye goin ""look what you coulda won"" #rubbingitin #crap http://t.co/3zJlaxxgUu'" Timothy was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 582, 'split': 'test'} entailment 10372 Jalena tweeted: 'Today stats: One follower, No unfollowers and followed 2 people via http://t.co/3h4S1RT3hh' Jalena was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 583, 'split': 'test'} entailment 10373 Keenan tweeted: '@kiersttt22 yeah I do. But you know there's this thing called an all nighter and apparently I wanna pull one #not' Keenan was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 584, 'split': 'test'} entailment 10374 Priscilla tweeted: 'It has #not #been #seen www.MonsterMMORPG. com since. progoneate follow @MonsterMMORPG #mariland http://t.co/Mq4r8Kbgb1' Priscilla was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 585, 'split': 'test'} entailment 10375 Samara tweeted: 'I've visited 19 #US #States, 2 #Canadian #Provinces, & 11 #Countries total. (Not the most, but not bad.)' Samara was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 586, 'split': 'test'} entailment 10376 Juan tweeted: 'Just a @ScienceDaily article re: a robot arm you can control with your mind. Meh. Nothing huge. #sarcasm #science http://t.co/AK4bAorhBc' Juan was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 587, 'split': 'test'} entailment 10377 Sacha tweeted: 'That awkward moment when you plane your whole day around your Golf Class, and it gets cancelled! #stupidrain' Sacha was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 588, 'split': 'test'} entailment 10378 Yuliana tweeted: '@TSTG11 @Shweta_97 @AparnaRam_ same here. Tryin to link d convos bt another tweet cums up. #Sarcasm is the only wrd repeated.๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚' Yuliana was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 589, 'split': 'test'} entailment 10379 Daniel tweeted: 'Shitty drivers are always fun. #not' Daniel was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 590, 'split': 'test'} entailment 10380 Jake tweeted: '@RanjeniM Just realised we missed it too. In the middle of a tech troubleshooting mission to get an article on Madiba up on the site. #irony' Jake was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 591, 'split': 'test'} entailment 10381 Paul tweeted: 'Putting good things in my mind for lunch today instead of just internet junk. Oh, and tweeting. Tweeting good for building tribe.' Paul was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 592, 'split': 'test'} entailment 10382 Deegan tweeted: 'Anybody using their rights to protest legally gets the law thrown at them. & the ones who do the crimes don't. That's #Irony #NotJustice' Deegan was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 593, 'split': 'test'} entailment 10383 Calan tweeted: '~I'm not closed-minded, I'm just dogmatic~ #sarcasm #contradictions' Calan was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 594, 'split': 'test'} entailment 10384 Oliver tweeted: 'Sometimes it's #not about being #Cocky.. ๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜ผ It's abt knowing what ur #Capable of & #doing it...... http://t.co/jmWKGojRNp' Oliver was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 595, 'split': 'test'} entailment 10385 Javier tweeted: 'A Puppet at the #PTI rally wanting to make #NayaPakistan #irony http://t.co/3kAny6qhKr' Javier was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 596, 'split': 'test'} entailment 10386 Mason tweeted: 'I can't even begin to explain my frustration. ๐Ÿ˜’' Mason was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 597, 'split': 'test'} entailment 10387 Helayna tweeted: 'Goes both ways #make #love #not #war #peace http://t.co/fXUKcP3j2y... http://t.co/rxeVfBShsH' Helayna was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 598, 'split': 'test'} entailment 10388 Bryson tweeted: 'Fighting over chargers is definitely how I wanted to start my day.๐Ÿ˜’ #not' Bryson was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 599, 'split': 'test'} entailment 10389 Cooper tweeted: 'I had the most broke friends in undergrad now these fools get a lil money and want to act uppity as ever' Cooper was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 600, 'split': 'test'} entailment 10390 Reginald tweeted: 'That's comfortably the most stonewall penalty I've ever seen.. What are these refs on? #hadone #Stoke' Reginald was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 601, 'split': 'test'} entailment 10391 Thorin tweeted: 'Don't think that you can just use my boyfriend when you have noone else...#not#on#my#watch' Thorin was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 602, 'split': 'test'} entailment 10392 Jaylen tweeted: 'Everybody's Talking about Snow and I'm just Sitting Here and the only Snow around is on our Cars.. #snow #not' Jaylen was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 603, 'split': 'test'} entailment 10393 "Kane tweeted: 'My coach is so supportive. ""tighten your belt, pick up the weight and just do it."" #sarcasm #ithinkhehatesmesomedays #itsmostlylove'" Kane was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 604, 'split': 'test'} entailment 10394 Pedro tweeted: 'Still in da process #drawing #sketch #fishkoi #tattoo #not #yet #finish http://t.co/ZtoXiSYXgs' Pedro was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 605, 'split': 'test'} entailment 10395 Andres tweeted: 'Cause I love going to bed alone every night.. #not' Andres was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 606, 'split': 'test'} entailment 10396 Edison tweeted: 'If Comes From The #heART Then They EXPRESS it, Connect @the3rdeyeBrand or http://t.co/MFGlfnDGRk #thankyou #3rdeyebrand' Edison was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 607, 'split': 'test'} entailment 10397 Joseph tweeted: 'Kid who tried stealing tools from me is now mad cuz someone took his hot sauce out of the fridge at work #Irony' Joseph was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 608, 'split': 'test'} entailment 10398 Daniel tweeted: 'EmoPostAhead lol the sucky thing about seeing beauty in everything? You see the beauty in a liar #BeautifulLiar #lovethwayyoulie #NOT' Daniel was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 609, 'split': 'test'} entailment 10399 Owen tweeted: '@naomiwgrossman You blew my mind on #AHSFREAKSHOW You're brilliant.' Owen was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 610, 'split': 'test'} entailment 10400 Lexie tweeted: 'This team would finish fourth. #Irony #Arsenal #Afc' Lexie was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 611, 'split': 'test'} entailment 10401 Lane tweeted: '8 of our favorite smartphone highs and lows of 2014 http://t.co/5Wa92n1pPs' Lane was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 612, 'split': 'test'} entailment 10402 Gabriel tweeted: '@KateOnTheGo Things also go slowly when you are waiting for them especially!' Gabriel was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 613, 'split': 'test'} entailment 10403 Carson tweeted: 'Few #relations are by #chance, few are by #choice and few are by #Facebook!! #irony' Carson was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 614, 'split': 'test'} entailment 10404 Graceann tweeted: 'what a lovely perma-fall we're having here in milwaukee. #not #doomandgloom #gimmesnow' Graceann was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 615, 'split': 'test'} entailment 10405 Zackary tweeted: 'Driving into town on very well cleaned country road I see a tow truck veer off too far to shoulder & get sucked into ditch. #Irony' Zackary was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 616, 'split': 'test'} entailment 10406 Elias tweeted: 'Grace is a free spirited 8 yr old with the most humble heart. Aspiring model/actress, she also enjoys #piano and dance.Follow> @GraceLeeahB' Elias was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 617, 'split': 'test'} entailment 10407 Daejon tweeted: 'Mondaiiis to fridaiis without Huweyyyyyy #do #NOT #like http://t.co/eY6n4SeS9M' Daejon was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 618, 'split': 'test'} entailment 10408 Tommie tweeted: 'Love it when my mans on a cleaning spree.. Saves me doing it ๐Ÿ‘Œ๐Ÿ˜˜๐Ÿ˜˜๐Ÿ˜˜' Tommie was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 619, 'split': 'test'} entailment 10409 Celena tweeted: 'You could say after today I'm officially necrophelic #LatinFinal #justajoke #not intodeadthings' Celena was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 620, 'split': 'test'} entailment 10410 Breanna tweeted: 'Equal justice for all...unless you are Black during the Obama administration. http://t.co/8ELZkTarZZ via @foxnewspolitics' Breanna was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 621, 'split': 'test'} entailment 10411 Thalia tweeted: 'tried to export an azure vm, well that went ok #sarcasm #vmcorrupt #thankyoumicrosoft #startalloveragain' Thalia was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 622, 'split': 'test'} entailment 10412 Aaron tweeted: '#forgive #others #not #because they #deserve #forgiveness #you #peace love this from @i2imovement #words #wisdom ... http://t.co/MjXdZCZDud' Aaron was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 623, 'split': 'test'} entailment 10413 Brayden tweeted: 'Hardest parking i've probably ever done! #screwyousmallparkinglot' Brayden was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 624, 'split': 'test'} entailment 10414 Elijah tweeted: 'I guess Paul didn't have buns, hon. #EatenAlive #not @Discovery' Elijah was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 625, 'split': 'test'} entailment 10415 Mason tweeted: 'An 'important' call from the council about a form we did 3 months ago is just what I need an hour before we head off to Disneyland. #not' Mason was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 626, 'split': 'test'} entailment 10416 Benjamin tweeted: 'Laptop speakers are too quiet for music & simply too loud for porn ๐Ÿ˜’ !#Irony' Benjamin was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 627, 'split': 'test'} entailment 10417 Melany tweeted: '@AskPlayStation returning my brand new ps4 thanks to your faulty security. #goodjob #not' Melany was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 628, 'split': 'test'} entailment 10418 Faye tweeted: 'Most of us didn't focus in the #ADHD lecture. |.|#irony' Faye was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 629, 'split': 'test'} entailment 10419 Eisley tweeted: '#farage a t1t in public who doesnt agree with seeing t1ts in public #breastfeeding #irony' Eisley was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 630, 'split': 'test'} entailment 10420 Julian tweeted: '@SR_Duncan @OreoSpeedwagon_ Ah ok. Well I hope things keep going well with person A x' Julian was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 631, 'split': 'test'} entailment 10421 James tweeted: '@fbhw great story about the student trying to get the teacher fired!!#sarcasm#moron#storywasstupid' James was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 632, 'split': 'test'} entailment 10422 Laurel tweeted: '@charleswhite816 @DelbartonHockey I will let @bshatel know - I'm sure he is shaking/quaking in his boots. #not' Laurel was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 633, 'split': 'test'} entailment 10423 Lucas tweeted: '@ParasiteCoD maybe you should grind the gym man #not #calling #you #fat' Lucas was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 634, 'split': 'test'} entailment 10424 Denali tweeted: '@OhSoSylvie start with India , I need to be somewhere they don't speak great English so I don't have to say much lol' Denali was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 635, 'split': 'test'} entailment 10425 "Caylee tweeted: 'I'm officially making today ""Single men get a smoothie"" day because that's who my customers have been all day.'" Caylee was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 636, 'split': 'test'} entailment 10426 Connor tweeted: 'My favorite thing is waking up at 4 and driving 20 minutes in the snow just to see this bitch ass #Not #PaneraProTeam http://t.co/qebtDSVoRT' Connor was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 637, 'split': 'test'} entailment 10427 "Zevin tweeted: '#Irony: ""The elections are not over zero VAT, but about whether there will be a Zionist or extremist country here"". http://t.co/SxRoXLVspP'" Zevin was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 638, 'split': 'test'} entailment 10428 Cason tweeted: 'Katie pisses me off so bad #TheApprentice' Cason was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 639, 'split': 'test'} entailment 10429 Aiden tweeted: 'K. Michelle said Lil Kim is Plastic but 65% of her body is fake and silicone. Kim went Plat on PayPal but K has never SEEN platinum. #Irony' Aiden was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 640, 'split': 'test'} entailment 10430 Daniel tweeted: 'Rest in peace riff God! #Dimebag #Darrell #is #not #dead #pantera' Daniel was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 641, 'split': 'test'} entailment 10431 Emmanuelle tweeted: '@WorldDiaMark @RamiBaron let's #not #forget the #origin of a #diamond in #relation with #humanrights #bigdata' Emmanuelle was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 642, 'split': 'test'} entailment 10432 Eloise tweeted: 'John Stockton in a commercial?!! Holy crap! #NBABallot' Eloise was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 643, 'split': 'test'} entailment 10433 Desiree tweeted: 'I have this weird urge to buy a hamster' Desiree was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 644, 'split': 'test'} entailment 10434 Eduardo tweeted: 'I love it when people try to tell me that Oakland is so much easier than other schools ๐Ÿ˜ก #not' Eduardo was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 645, 'split': 'test'} entailment 10435 Connor tweeted: '@robinhosking where did THAT come from?!' Connor was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 646, 'split': 'test'} entailment 10436 Enrique tweeted: 'Somebody has filled my head with snot & used a cheese grater on the back of my throat during the night #unimpressed' Enrique was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 647, 'split': 'test'} entailment 10437 Damion tweeted: 'I am downloading #AdvancedWarfare now!! Can't play it until 22nd of December tho :/ #Exams' Damion was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 648, 'split': 'test'} entailment 10438 Vincent tweeted: '@JohnPUTCH @CougarTownRally @CourteneyCox @bobclendenin @MrJoshHopkins @IBGomez I am so immensely sad about this.' Vincent was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 649, 'split': 'test'} entailment 10439 Elle tweeted: '@TrevorDickerson but hey we could just kill their kids in a drone strike cause that strategy seems to b working so well and #not' Elle was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 650, 'split': 'test'} entailment 10440 Alaina tweeted: 'Get on the work bus, driver turns his music on and the first song on is 'another day in paradise' #irony' Alaina was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 651, 'split': 'test'} entailment 10441 Leilani tweeted: 'my brother did this. now I hate my brother even more. |#jk #not #stilljk #fatbro http://t.co/ec8j6cy281' Leilani was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 652, 'split': 'test'} entailment 10442 Jada tweeted: 'Absolutely no #ALP or @jrobertsonmp fan, but seriously many have done this before him & many will. #Scapegoat #Excuse he was a lame duck' Jada was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 653, 'split': 'test'} entailment 10443 Ryder tweeted: 'Support @Singleology101 reveal the truth behind Love, sex and drama visit http://t.co/zNVC7fpIFf' Ryder was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 654, 'split': 'test'} entailment 10444 "Jackson tweeted: 'Lots of people tweeting pictures from their cars of their snowy commutes to work, whilst saying ""stay safe"" Oh, the #irony!'" Jackson was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 655, 'split': 'test'} entailment 10445 Charlotte tweeted: '@TonyRohrs they've spread their positions off with long feeder cattle! #sarcasm' Charlotte was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 656, 'split': 'test'} entailment 10446 Saurav tweeted: 'It's all about Twitter #not a clue' Saurav was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 657, 'split': 'test'} entailment 10447 Halle tweeted: '@ban_postgate though, I suspect you don't actually care about the truth, so whatever, go troll someone else ;-)' Halle was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 658, 'split': 'test'} entailment 10448 Aubriella tweeted: '@KaylaBattaglia thanks I thought it was tomorrow #not #iknow #notthepoint' Aubriella was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 659, 'split': 'test'} entailment 10449 Saory tweeted: 'She talkin bout gender roles and we're the narrow minded ones #Irony' Saory was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 660, 'split': 'test'} entailment 10450 Yahel tweeted: '@FleurEast @lilyallen and why wouldn't you be after THAT performance!' Yahel was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 661, 'split': 'test'} entailment 10451 Sadie tweeted: 'Yay for cars having a case of the Mondays. #not' Sadie was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 662, 'split': 'test'} entailment 10452 Daniel tweeted: 'http://t.co/a4D9w4xpBs #AnalTryouts #Sensational Sensational blondie chick gets anally smashed in a threesome' Daniel was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 663, 'split': 'test'} entailment 10453 Ethan tweeted: 'Just woken up after 16 hour night shift to no gas. Looks like microwave meal and cold shower for me today. Woo!|#sarcasm #fml' Ethan was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 664, 'split': 'test'} entailment 10454 Kaylen tweeted: 'Tulisa has really made herself ugly #xfactor' Kaylen was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 665, 'split': 'test'} entailment 10455 Marley tweeted: 'A well known sci communicator is exaggerating the claims of a study into PR exaggerating the claims of scientific studies... #irony' Marley was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 666, 'split': 'test'} entailment 10456 "Kayden tweeted: 'Because #LOGICALLY, that does #NOT #fully #compute. If they wear #LESS #PROTECTION for a ""#DEADLY #VIRUS"" & do #NOT ""#get"" #EBOLA as result?'" Kayden was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 667, 'split': 'test'} entailment 10457 Easton tweeted: 'Last night watch for 2014!! That deserves ๐Ÿ’ฃ'r breakfast dram. @Bowmore 17yr from @ADRattrayWhisky #scotch #Islay http://t.co/69ROwqkilU' Easton was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 668, 'split': 'test'} entailment 10458 Donte tweeted: 'can I just own an isle far away from here where my house is stunningly beautiful with only some closed ppl who appreciates me as a human' Donte was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 669, 'split': 'test'} entailment 10459 Luna tweeted: 'If only I could be a cooler kid xp lol I'm such a nerd #can #i #know #when #im #not #gonna #get #rejected' Luna was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 670, 'split': 'test'} entailment 10460 Sara tweeted: '@mfouesneau It's so the speaker remembers their talk's over. Otherwise how would they know? #sarcasm' Sara was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 671, 'split': 'test'} entailment 10461 Kalaya tweeted: 'Murdered baby, black man in US, kids in Thailand and a woman's body in Avon gorge. It's a jolly day for news today #sarcasm' Kalaya was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 672, 'split': 'test'} entailment 10462 Alessandro tweeted: 'the struggle of writing this article and studying for this journalism final is killer.' Alessandro was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 673, 'split': 'test'} entailment 10463 Havilah tweeted: '@andygreencre8iv @_BARRYISLAND_ Pulled by White Van Man by the looks of it. Yuk .. so naff. That keeps the magic of xmas alive..#NOT' Havilah was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 674, 'split': 'test'} entailment 10464 Dominic tweeted: 'I'm so sore, work tomorrow is gonna be fun.. #not' Dominic was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 675, 'split': 'test'} entailment 10465 Logan tweeted: '@pembertonx just lost a fiver already on the early kick off, cheers Forrest :)' Logan was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 676, 'split': 'test'} entailment 10466 Bodhi tweeted: 'So glad I'm off work tonite๐Ÿ™‹' Bodhi was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 677, 'split': 'test'} entailment 10467 Madigan tweeted: 'Lol my mom can't text and talk at the same time ๐Ÿ˜†' Madigan was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 678, 'split': 'test'} entailment 10468 Alexander tweeted: '@Dizzle729 ahh... the hill. I seem to remember (sort of) mud sliding down that hill at many a Buffet / Steve Miller concert. #GoodTimes' Alexander was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 679, 'split': 'test'} entailment 10469 Makala tweeted: 'Please snow let us get out of dance early' Makala was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 680, 'split': 'test'} entailment 10470 Michael tweeted: 'Why is there evidence of a stripper in my house yet I see no stripper in my house ๐Ÿ˜‘๐Ÿ’” http://t.co/2KjUs8rotA' Michael was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 681, 'split': 'test'} entailment 10471 Taylani tweeted: 'Beach hangs with my bffz http://t.co/o8WR5zO2lg' Taylani was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 682, 'split': 'test'} entailment 10472 Grayson tweeted: 'How can u miss something u never had?||#randomthoughts #miss #irony |http://t.co/G5jLy9IKqn' Grayson was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 683, 'split': 'test'} entailment 10473 "Sergio tweeted: '#Mahathir, one of the godfathers of Asian values, Malaysians are ""stupid"", don't know how to run an airline #irony http://t.co/KzR6aAtrBo'" Sergio was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 684, 'split': 'test'} entailment 10474 Javae tweeted: 'Love these guys! RT @jamieyuccas: Tried to get the whole family in! #selfiestick @derushaj http://t.co/HUNHD89TTB' Javae was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 685, 'split': 'test'} entailment 10475 Scarlett tweeted: 'So baffled that WWE wrestling is still as popular as it is. All my friends went to the show in DC. I stopped watching like 12 years ago!' Scarlett was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 686, 'split': 'test'} entailment 10476 Callie tweeted: '@mgutowski63 just check out the buttons, see what they do. And follow me back ๐Ÿ˜œ' Callie was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 687, 'split': 'test'} entailment 10477 Betzalel tweeted: '@HollyManthei no one really says that' Betzalel was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 688, 'split': 'test'} entailment 10478 Naveah tweeted: '@dhawanvijoy The ones who did this, and the ones who support this,cannot be human.RADICAL Islam =Satan's Army.#PeshawarAttack' Naveah was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 689, 'split': 'test'} entailment 10479 Isaiah tweeted: '@WendyWilliams that's some bullshit that's a complete rip off for those items. And I bet some of u idiots really that's a good sale. #NOT' Isaiah was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 690, 'split': 'test'} entailment 10480 Ethan tweeted: 'Do you want to be right? |Or do you want to be happy?' Ethan was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 691, 'split': 'test'} entailment 10481 Owen tweeted: 'I like to think of myself as a broken down Justin Bieber - my philosophy professor, everyone. #sarcasm' Owen was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 692, 'split': 'test'} entailment 10482 Avery tweeted: '@randomnessIsIs > matters we may exert or influence a change. But friendships aren't progressed this way. Some natural affinity is needed.' Avery was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 693, 'split': 'test'} entailment 10483 Wayne tweeted: '@mhairiduncan8 just trying to confuse you all ๐Ÿ˜˜' Wayne was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 694, 'split': 'test'} entailment 10484 Christian tweeted: '20 years ago I arrived in CR, happy to leave behind all the malls and rampant materialism of the US. Went xmas shopping in PRG today #irony' Christian was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 695, 'split': 'test'} entailment 10485 "Annet tweeted: 'again, your myth of ""racist DNA"" is still only a figment of your delusional imagination @RBRNetwork1 @GodlyPghDad @Anan_VII @JoeHilgerman'" Annet was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 696, 'split': 'test'} entailment 10486 Jeremiah tweeted: 'http://t.co/xJ3EIw6UG4 #NOT SO UGLY CHRISTMAS SWEATER HUNTER'S RUN SANTA'S SLEIGH OVER THE ROOFTOPS http://t.co/RGydbEK0h2' Jeremiah was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 697, 'split': 'test'} entailment 10487 Lilia tweeted: 'I know who I am. I am not perfect. I'm not the most beautiful woman in the world. But I'm one of them. #women #not #perfet|-Mary J. Blige' Lilia was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 698, 'split': 'test'} entailment 10488 Malayah tweeted: '@anamyid @i_contemplate_ @left_liberal effigies of jesus or allah..... when she herself hadnt kept any of d hindu gods #irony' Malayah was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 699, 'split': 'test'} entailment 10489 Gavin tweeted: 'I have three exams today lets gooooo! #School #Sarcasm #Swag' Gavin was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 700, 'split': 'test'} entailment 10490 Gabriel tweeted: 'Today was a very good day in Iceland.' Gabriel was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 701, 'split': 'test'} entailment 10491 Jesiah tweeted: 'Welll helllo fever. Id say 103 is feelin real good today #not' Jesiah was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 702, 'split': 'test'} entailment 10492 Talan tweeted: 'I feel and look like shit. #rainyday #nomakeup #sorrynotsorry http://t.co/xxPU1lb2ki' Talan was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 703, 'split': 'test'} entailment 10493 Savanna tweeted: 'Today's NCAA action on the way.' Savanna was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 704, 'split': 'test'} entailment 10494 Kolby tweeted: '@StephHammy @ZacapaRum lol.. Old enough to know better... Young enough to do it again' Kolby was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 705, 'split': 'test'} entailment 10495 Ian tweeted: 'Monday morning inspiration! #sarcasm #itstruetho #donttrustnobody #iwokeuplikethis... http://t.co/DQeFbx80v5' Ian was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 706, 'split': 'test'} entailment 10496 Beatrice tweeted: 'My mom is the most annoying person I know. I know you're gonna read this since you creep my account, s/o to my mom #idc#istillloveyou' Beatrice was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 707, 'split': 'test'} entailment 10497 Colton tweeted: '@MoAnsar @LouiseMensch Talking to yourself again Mo #Irony' Colton was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 708, 'split': 'test'} entailment 10498 "James tweeted: '@Latinos4PP @CecileRichards @HHSLatino @CuidadoDeSalud @LULAC @EnrollAmerica #irony #oxymoron ""planned parenthood"" nothing abt parenting'" James was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 709, 'split': 'test'} entailment 10499 Nora tweeted: 'Who said that birthday girl can't celebrate the next day??? โ˜บ๏ธโ˜บ๏ธ #celebrating #always #nighout #birthdaygirl... http://t.co/P5Ex0ONecU' Nora was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 710, 'split': 'test'} entailment 10500 James tweeted: '@Arlo2121 yep, overall it was a great show live. ending of the TLC match was fubar, and the stairs match was terrrible.' James was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 711, 'split': 'test'} entailment 10501 Nala tweeted: 'Video: #im#not#the#only#one#you#think#im#crazy# ahhhhhh http://t.co/uzznJHKepA' Nala was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 712, 'split': 'test'} entailment 10502 Maura tweeted: 'Trying to eat crackers on the quiet floor likeee.. Maybe if I chew slower no one will notice..#not' Maura was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 713, 'split': 'test'} entailment 10503 Lincoln tweeted: 'Woke up with my foot the size of a balloon, that's just what I needed.. #not #ouch' Lincoln was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 714, 'split': 'test'} entailment 10504 Silas tweeted: '#Celtics RT @ShannonMoorer: And then there were none http://t.co/UV8jQ7OEd1' Silas was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 715, 'split': 'test'} entailment 10505 Owen tweeted: 'Image via We Heart It https://t.co/KOZ2pho18Y #feelings #not #people #telling http://t.co/jBDXQEDjbi' Owen was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 716, 'split': 'test'} entailment 10506 Rider tweeted: 'No one talks like I do , No one thinks like I do , No moves like I do #ConorMcgregor #Ufc #Quotes' Rider was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 717, 'split': 'test'} entailment 10507 Iain tweeted: 'No doubt. Main Stream Media, Obama, Holder, DeBlasio et al have the blood of those cops on their hands. http://t.co/Ghsm9Zy7KW' Iain was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 718, 'split': 'test'} entailment 10508 Reid tweeted: '@coreybking thanks for the spoiler!!!! #not' Reid was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 719, 'split': 'test'} entailment 10509 Jaxon tweeted: 'Congress just screwed us but it's a great day in the District because we got another stadium! #sarcasm' Jaxon was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 720, 'split': 'test'} entailment 10510 Alex tweeted: '#AdvancedWarfare is so much better than any FPS released in 2014 XD' Alex was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 721, 'split': 'test'} entailment 10511 Vivika tweeted: 'It's always the little things that's attracts me' Vivika was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 722, 'split': 'test'} entailment 10512 Jhalil tweeted: '@ManUtdstholder @hunts9 You're #not familiar #with Matt Busby, #then. Lol.' Jhalil was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 723, 'split': 'test'} entailment 10513 Yehezkel tweeted: 'Highly inflamed stomach is just what I like #not' Yehezkel was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 724, 'split': 'test'} entailment 10514 Graydon tweeted: 'I think about Disney World just about every day. #missit #myhappyplace' Graydon was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 725, 'split': 'test'} entailment 10515 Aj tweeted: 'almost 72 hs of a kid asking for his christmas gift and zero answers from @AskPlayStation thank you guys! you are awesome #not' Aj was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 726, 'split': 'test'} entailment 10516 Steven tweeted: '... Can#do#no#more#not#usually#a#quitter#only#so#much#can#be#thrown#at#me!' Steven was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 727, 'split': 'test'} entailment 10517 Kaleb tweeted: '@HallieCiera Well maybe if you werent such a noob you would be up talking to me at 2:30 in the morning :P' Kaleb was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 728, 'split': 'test'} entailment 10518 Malik tweeted: '#not insured' Malik was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 729, 'split': 'test'} entailment 10519 Angel tweeted: 'Horray to working all weekend! #sarcasm #ohwell ๐Ÿ’ฐ๐Ÿ’ฐ๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ˜' Angel was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 730, 'split': 'test'} entailment 10520 Yareli tweeted: '@chantalireland thankfully not full cold.. Just one side down. Getting the full vitamin netty pot combo blast now' Yareli was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 731, 'split': 'test'} entailment 10521 Isaiah tweeted: 'HELLO Wednesday! BY THE WAY IT'S December 10, 2014 at 02:15PM! (just a random information)' Isaiah was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 732, 'split': 'test'} entailment 10522 Myla tweeted: 'I do hope you Anti #GamerGate'rs will sleep better, knowing that sabotaging charities would make you more respectable in society. #sarcasm' Myla was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 733, 'split': 'test'} entailment 10523 Abby tweeted: 'Haha guess my tweet was ok then. Are you back in training @charliejnwalker' Abby was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 734, 'split': 'test'} entailment 10524 Ty tweeted: '13 voice mails at work is always lovely #not' Ty was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 735, 'split': 'test'} entailment 10525 Johnell tweeted: 'Sick on Christmas YAYYYY #not' Johnell was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 736, 'split': 'test'} entailment 10526 Naylea tweeted: 'How were your #holidays? We'd love to hear all about them!' Naylea was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 737, 'split': 'test'} entailment 10527 Brady tweeted: 'Ah yes. Just what I wanted today- a pounding migraine. #Sarcasm' Brady was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 738, 'split': 'test'} entailment 10528 Tenley tweeted: 'Munching cheese like its Christmas #stiltonoverload' Tenley was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 739, 'split': 'test'} entailment 10529 Christian tweeted: '#Hazard worker training. 1st break there was 3 doz donuts and half class outside to smoke. #fail #nomealfitters #irony @MealFit @CrossFit' Christian was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 740, 'split': 'test'} entailment 10530 Adam tweeted: 'The thought of work tonight really kills that Friday feeling.' Adam was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 741, 'split': 'test'} entailment 10531 Arleen tweeted: 'The thirstiest of thirst buckets calling other people thirsty ๐Ÿ˜’ #irony' Arleen was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 742, 'split': 'test'} entailment 10532 Savannah tweeted: '@AfterGrogBlog #pantsdowntiggy was his crime. Pixelation #moot or #irony' Savannah was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 743, 'split': 'test'} entailment 10533 David tweeted: '#notcies #eu Green determined to block Hinkley Point - Green determined to block Hinkley Point Copyright EP 2013.... http://t.co/1koLDjISq3' David was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 744, 'split': 'test'} entailment 10534 Juan tweeted: 'I've got a right thirst on... #NewsYearsEve' Juan was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 745, 'split': 'test'} entailment 10535 Aviana tweeted: 'Love the fact that I turned off my alarm this morning and slept till so freaking late #not' Aviana was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 746, 'split': 'test'} entailment 10536 Brayden tweeted: '#mcfc trying to kill their opponents.' Brayden was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 747, 'split': 'test'} entailment 10537 "Jaiden tweeted: '#Seen #a #headline #about #a #doctor #that #starts #with #""Doctor #who...""? #Why #not #stick #your #head #in #the #toilet #and #pull #the...'" Jaiden was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 748, 'split': 'test'} entailment 10538 "Blake tweeted: '@SusanCalman @ClaireofThorpe Yet no ""dog in the manger"" that actually makes it a dog in a manger story #Irony'" Blake was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 749, 'split': 'test'} entailment 10539 Damian tweeted: '#Irony http://t.co/yeIqA3NfS1 Reverend tells kids that Santa is not real why declaring a sky fairy is because a book says so. #LOL' Damian was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 750, 'split': 'test'} entailment 10540 Nylah tweeted: 'Laborers in the San Joaquin Valley, one of the most productive farming regions in the world, suffer from food insecurity. #irony #poverty' Nylah was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 751, 'split': 'test'} entailment 10541 Daniel tweeted: 'I think my friend just sent @FrankieBallard a snapchat of me drinkin water, cuz she's fun like that #sarcasm #rehydratewhenyadehydrate #brat' Daniel was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 752, 'split': 'test'} entailment 10542 Owen tweeted: 'Girls won't answer their phone when I'm calling them bc they think I'm calling them in early but I'm actually calling to cut them #irony' Owen was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 753, 'split': 'test'} entailment 10543 Diontae tweeted: '@GMA make sure you don't say Christmas!! The decorate for the holiday. #sarcasm #itisachristmastree' Diontae was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 754, 'split': 'test'} entailment 10544 Ilani tweeted: 'Re: prison book ban - Of course Grayling is also trying to ban Judicial Reviews #irony' Ilani was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 755, 'split': 'test'} entailment 10545 Jane tweeted: 'Rolled out of bed for closing.... #ilookreallygood #not' Jane was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 756, 'split': 'test'} entailment 10546 Aliyah tweeted: 'Watching VT and Cincy - qb for VT with (GODS) down left arm (GIFT) down right arm. - #irony #howmanygods #punctuationmatters' Aliyah was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 757, 'split': 'test'} entailment 10547 "Jason tweeted: 'you seem super smart MT ""@GrannyMarried: @Docjp @JoAnnEileen ||#NO #BLEEDING happening in #WaterBoarding = it's #Not #Torture""'" Jason was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 758, 'split': 'test'} entailment 10548 Alexander tweeted: '@Nialljenk8 Cheers bro! Top man ๐Ÿ™‹' Alexander was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 759, 'split': 'test'} entailment 10549 Lilly tweeted: 'Even getting cooked breakfast.. Hes defo up to something ๐Ÿ˜•๐Ÿ˜ฎ๐Ÿ˜†๐Ÿ˜†' Lilly was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 760, 'split': 'test'} entailment 10550 Eleanore tweeted: 'ROFLMAO yeah, OOPS is right @Gumlegs @RBRNetwork1 @blacktalkradio @jumbopaperclips' Eleanore was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 761, 'split': 'test'} entailment 10551 Asiel tweeted: 'Coin ! LeCoinCanard: Coin ! LeCoinCanard: Coin ! have a wank over this hashtag: Fazzanelli: JeffRoylat have a wank over this hashtag #Not...' Asiel was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 762, 'split': 'test'} entailment 10552 Elliana tweeted: 'I really want to see Into The Woods!' Elliana was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 763, 'split': 'test'} entailment 10553 Kayleigh tweeted: '@JoshuaSinghAIW that bump off the apron looked like it hurt.. was that padding u landed on? #sarcasm' Kayleigh was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 764, 'split': 'test'} entailment 10554 Mikael tweeted: '@GazGShore please make me smile this Xmas.. First Xmas without my mum here. Your my fav everrr. Pleaseeee๐ŸŽ„๐ŸŽ๐ŸŽ' Mikael was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 765, 'split': 'test'} entailment 10555 Zacchaeus tweeted: '@lawsondath92 Hope the header didn't mess up that barnet' Zacchaeus was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 766, 'split': 'test'} entailment 10556 Judah tweeted: 'If it's NOT? then it IS! Hand Crafted Artistically Fashionable, Connect @the3rdeyebrand for #fashionblog #thoughts http://t.co/s4PBUclKpm' Judah was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 767, 'split': 'test'} entailment 10557 Imogen tweeted: 'It's okay @TicketmasterCA I didn't really want to see my idol anyway. #sarcasm' Imogen was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 768, 'split': 'test'} entailment 10558 Austin tweeted: 'I'll try to guess the ASCII symbols without my admins help. Always trying to learn.' Austin was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 769, 'split': 'test'} entailment 10559 Pierce tweeted: 'Hearing gun shots when I first wake up makes me feel like I'm in Compton. What a wonderful way to wake up. โค #sarcasm #imscared' Pierce was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 770, 'split': 'test'} entailment 10560 Romelo tweeted: 'Protesters upset over decision in chokehold death take the streets again http://t.co/5rxxGu6VV1 /Mexico's streets aren't the only ones taken' Romelo was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 771, 'split': 'test'} entailment 10561 John tweeted: '@classicdrwho247 Great,& not sure if i've seen that actual pic! #not just for girls : D' John was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 772, 'split': 'test'} entailment 10562 Isaiah tweeted: '#TGIF oh just kidding I have 30 mins from one job to the next. love 12 hour days. #serverlife #sarcasm #nolife' Isaiah was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 773, 'split': 'test'} entailment 10563 Zachary tweeted: 'Just got yelled at by proxy. It's going to be an excellent day. #sarcasm' Zachary was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 774, 'split': 'test'} entailment 10564 Larry tweeted: 'Lol everyday excuse the language #relationships #men #women #irony #lotd http://t.co/XaHt7aPD93' Larry was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 775, 'split': 'test'} entailment 10565 Benjamin tweeted: 'Making the most out of my last vacation day. #not #tvandsleep' Benjamin was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 776, 'split': 'test'} entailment 10566 Shakira tweeted: 'What a lovely day to drive #not #boo #fog #work ๐Ÿ˜ณ๐Ÿ˜ณ๐Ÿ˜ณ http://t.co/tjJkA1yhq6' Shakira was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 777, 'split': 'test'} entailment 10567 Ariana tweeted: 'So restaurants that thrive on the social nature of eating believe that mothers should only breastfeed in private? #irony' Ariana was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 778, 'split': 'test'} entailment 10568 Chastity tweeted: 'This long drive home later in the snow is gonna be shweeeet #not' Chastity was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 779, 'split': 'test'} entailment 10569 Levi tweeted: 'If you drag yesterday into today, your tomorrow cannot be what it was meant to be. Let. It. Go. #BringOn2015' Levi was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 780, 'split': 'test'} entailment 10570 Damian tweeted: 'Congrats to my fav @JennyBrew & her team & my birthplace team #OhioState (I can claim that, right?) #OREvsOSU is gonna be one great game!!' Damian was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 781, 'split': 'test'} entailment 10571 Neymar tweeted: '@allkpop: Jessica sheds tears at her fan signing event http://t.co/Xk3YGh3POo http://t.co/ul8uEgde9G||It makes me weak everytime Sica ;_;' Neymar was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 782, 'split': 'test'} entailment 10572 Grayson tweeted: '#Irony: al jazeera is pro Anti - #GamerGate because feminism, or something: https://t.co/ECxflDl3FD' Grayson was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 783, 'split': 'test'} entailment 10573 Dominic tweeted: '#NOT ALL ๐Ÿ‘Œ There good & bad in every occupation & race ๐Ÿ“š๐Ÿ“– #Stop Labeling #Not All ๐Ÿ’ก http://t.co/CMoOOnNGQi' Dominic was ironic irony {'corpus-sent-id': 784, 'split': 'test'} entailment