| Doctor, doctor, please | |
| Oh, the mess I'm in | |
| Doctor, doctor, please | |
| Oh, the mess I'm in | |
| She walked up to me | |
| And really stole my heart | |
| And then she started | |
| To take my body apart | |
| Living, loving, I'm on the run | |
| Far away from you | |
| Living, loving, I'm on the run | |
| So far away from you | |
| Doctor, doctor, please | |
| Oh, I'm going fast | |
| Doctor, doctor, please | |
| Oh, I'm going fast | |
| It's only just a moment | |
| She's turning paranoid | |
| That's not a situation | |
| For a n-nervous boy | |
| Living, loving, I'm on the run | |
| So far away from you | |
| Living, loving, I'm on the run | |
| So far away from you | |
| Doctor, doctor, please | |
| Oh, the mess I'm in | |
| Doctor, doctor, please | |
| Oh, I'm going fast | |
| Doctor, doctor, please | |
| Oh, the mess I'm in | |
| Doctor, doctor, please... |