| My only weapon was my pen | |
| But I traded it for my hand | |
| Not a smart move, but my move | |
| Does this say I'm a man? | |
| My only lesson was in my brains | |
| But I traded them for my hand | |
| Not a smart move, a repeat move | |
| Does this put pay to our plan? | |
| Hey, hey | |
| You'll never get to heaven if you don't give back | |
| So give back a little twist | |
| If you wanna a lend a hand | |
| Wait, wait | |
| Don't leave before I'm finished | |
| If you do then that's rude | |
| You may learn a little bit about those things you do | |
| I'm only going to heaven if it feels like hell | |
| I'm only going to heaven if it tastes like caramel | |
| Hold, hold, hold, hold, hold on | |
| Hold on, hold on | |
| Hold, hold, hold, hold, hold on | |
| Hold on, hold on | |
| Sir, I've a good mind to take you outside, outside | |
| Sir, I've a good mind to take you outside, outside, outside | |
| My only weapon was my pen | |
| But I traded it for my hand | |
| Not a smart move, but my move | |
| Does this say I'm a man? | |
| My only lesson was in my brains | |
| But I traded them for my hand | |
| Not a smart move, a repeat move | |
| Does this put pay to our plan? | |
| Hey, hey, | |
| You'll never get to heaven if you don't give back | |
| So give back a little twist | |
| If you wanna a lend a hand, | |
| Wait, wait | |
| Don't leave before I'm finished | |
| If you do then that's rude | |
| You may learn a little bit about those things you do | |
| I'm only going to heaven if it feels like hell | |
| I'm only going to heaven if it tastes like caramel | |
| Hold, hold, hold, hold, hold on | |
| Hold on, hold on | |
| Hold, hold, hold, hold, hold on | |
| Hold on, hold on | |
| Sir, I've a good mind to take you outside, outside, outside | |
| Sir, I've a good mind to take you outside, outside, outside | |
| Girl, I've a good mind to take you outside, outside, outside | |
| Girl, I've a good mind to take you outside, outside, outside | |
| Girl, I've a good mind to take you outside, outside, outside | |
| I'm only going to heaven if it feels like hell | |
| I'm only going to heaven if it tastes like caramel |