Unnamed: 0
int64 0
3.72k
| question
stringlengths 3
97
| answer
stringlengths 3
97
|
|---|---|---|
3,000 | what happened to your plans? | i got a d in college chemistry. |
3,001 | i got a d in college chemistry. | well, a d is better than an f. |
3,002 | well, a d is better than an f. | a tutor helped me get the d! |
3,003 | a tutor helped me get the d! | so, you didn't become a doctor. |
3,004 | so, you didn't become a doctor. | and now i'm glad that i didn't. |
3,005 | and now i'm glad that i didn't. | why's that? |
3,006 | why's that? | a hospital is the most dangerous place in the world. |
3,007 | a hospital is the most dangerous place in the world. | oh, yes, because of all the killer germs. |
3,008 | oh, yes, because of all the killer germs. | if you're a smart doctor, you stay away from hospitals. |
3,009 | if you're a smart doctor, you stay away from hospitals. | yes, the smart doctors are those tv news doctors—no hospitals, no patients. |
3,010 | i want to be a mail carrier when i grow up. | why? |
3,011 | why? | because you get to meet a lot of people. |
3,012 | because you get to meet a lot of people. | you sure do. |
3,013 | you sure do. | and you get a lot of exercise every day. |
3,014 | and you get a lot of exercise every day. | that's the truth. |
3,015 | that's the truth. | and you get to play with a lot of dogs. |
3,016 | and you get to play with a lot of dogs. | well, you're supposed to be working. |
3,017 | well, you're supposed to be working. | yes, but i will always pet the friendly dogs. |
3,018 | yes, but i will always pet the friendly dogs. | what about the unfriendly dogs? |
3,019 | what about the unfriendly dogs? | i think if you are friendly to dogs, they are friendly to you. |
3,020 | i think if you are friendly to dogs, they are friendly to you. | dogs are like people—not all of them are friendly. |
3,021 | i want to move to new york. | to the state or the city? |
3,022 | to the state or the city? | to the city, of course. |
3,023 | to the city, of course. | why do you want to move there? |
3,024 | why do you want to move there? | because i want to make a lot of money. |
3,025 | because i want to make a lot of money. | there are a lot of poor people in new york. |
3,026 | there are a lot of poor people in new york. | there sure are—at least a million. |
3,027 | there sure are—at least a million. | so how do you plan to become rich? |
3,028 | so how do you plan to become rich? | i will knock on the doors of all the corporations. |
3,029 | i will knock on the doors of all the corporations. | that won't make you rich. nobody will talk to you. |
3,030 | that won't make you rich. nobody will talk to you. | i will keep knocking on doors. |
3,031 | i will keep knocking on doors. | all you will get is sore knuckles. |
3,032 | i love salads. | me too. |
3,033 | me too. | i usually eat a simple salad. |
3,034 | i usually eat a simple salad. | what do you put in it? |
3,035 | what do you put in it? | just lettuce, tomato, and celery. |
3,036 | just lettuce, tomato, and celery. | that's it? |
3,037 | that's it? | i add some pepper and salt. |
3,038 | i add some pepper and salt. | i always put cheese in my salads. |
3,039 | i always put cheese in my salads. | yes, cheese is nice. |
3,040 | yes, cheese is nice. | what kind of dressing do you use? |
3,041 | what kind of dressing do you use? | i pour lots of french dressing on top. |
3,042 | i pour lots of french dressing on top. | me too. french dressing is so delicious! who cares about calories? |
3,043 | i love cheese. | me too. |
3,044 | me too. | where does cheese come from? |
3,045 | where does cheese come from? | it comes from cows. |
3,046 | it comes from cows. | so we get cheese from cows, and we get milk, too? |
3,047 | so we get cheese from cows, and we get milk, too? | yes, we do. |
3,048 | yes, we do. | what else do we get from cows? |
3,049 | what else do we get from cows? | we get hamburgers and steak. |
3,050 | we get hamburgers and steak. | oh, that's so delicious. |
3,051 | oh, that's so delicious. | we also get leather. |
3,052 | we also get leather. | we get a lot of things from cows, don't we? |
3,053 | we get a lot of things from cows, don't we? | yes. a cow is man's best friend. |
3,054 | i used to work in a deli. | how did you like it? |
3,055 | how did you like it? | i loved it! |
3,056 | i loved it! | did you get free food? |
3,057 | did you get free food? | i ate free cheese and meat every day. |
3,058 | i ate free cheese and meat every day. | that sounds like a great job. |
3,059 | that sounds like a great job. | whatever a customer ordered, i sliced off a little more for me. |
3,060 | whatever a customer ordered, i sliced off a little more for me. | did you get fat? |
3,061 | did you get fat? | no, but i did put on a few pounds. |
3,062 | no, but i did put on a few pounds. | that sounds like a dream job. |
3,063 | that sounds like a dream job. | it was, until one day my manager caught me. |
3,064 | it was, until one day my manager caught me. | no more free cheese for you, huh? |
3,065 | i'm on a new diet. | what are you eating now? |
3,066 | what are you eating now? | i switched from pasta to potatoes. |
3,067 | i switched from pasta to potatoes. | why did you do that? |
3,068 | why did you do that? | pasta is processed food. potatoes are natural food. |
3,069 | pasta is processed food. potatoes are natural food. | natural food has more vitamins. |
3,070 | natural food has more vitamins. | and it's just as easy to prepare. |
3,071 | and it's just as easy to prepare. | how do you prepare the potatoes? |
3,072 | how do you prepare the potatoes? | i wash them, and then steam them for 15 minutes. |
3,073 | i wash them, and then steam them for 15 minutes. | that's pretty simple. |
3,074 | that's pretty simple. | then i add butter, salt, and pepper. |
3,075 | then i add butter, salt, and pepper. | can i have all those cans of tomato sauce you bought for your pasta? |
3,076 | my girlfriend's mom got mad at me at the dinner table. | why was that? |
3,077 | why was that? | i sprinkled salt and pepper on the food before i tasted it. |
3,078 | i sprinkled salt and pepper on the food before i tasted it. | what's the matter with that? |
3,079 | what's the matter with that? | her mom is a great cook. |
3,080 | her mom is a great cook. | so, a little salt and pepper never hurt anything. |
3,081 | so, a little salt and pepper never hurt anything. | it hurt her feelings. |
3,082 | it hurt her feelings. | oh. |
3,083 | oh. | i apologized to her, but i could tell she was still upset. |
3,084 | i apologized to her, but i could tell she was still upset. | maybe you shouldn't eat there again. |
3,085 | maybe you shouldn't eat there again. | i'm sure everything will be okay in a day or two. |
3,086 | i'm sure everything will be okay in a day or two. | it's your girlfriend's fault. she should have warned you. |
3,087 | i eat the same thing every day. | you're kidding. |
3,088 | you're kidding. | no, i'm serious. |
3,089 | no, i'm serious. | doesn't that get old? |
3,090 | doesn't that get old? | no, because i'm eating food that i like. |
3,091 | no, because i'm eating food that i like. | but the same thing day after day gets old. |
3,092 | but the same thing day after day gets old. | well, i guess if it ever does get old, i'll change to something different. |
3,093 | well, i guess if it ever does get old, i'll change to something different. | do you eat fruits and vegetables every day? |
3,094 | do you eat fruits and vegetables every day? | no, i hate vegetables. |
3,095 | no, i hate vegetables. | but you eat fruits. |
3,096 | but you eat fruits. | i eat two apples, one banana, and one orange every day. |
3,097 | i eat two apples, one banana, and one orange every day. | well, there's nothing wrong with that. |
3,098 | there's something wrong with my orange. | what's wrong? |
3,099 | what's wrong? | it's not orange! |