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1,803 | 3 | 3 | Pickle Rick | Pickle Rick | ...because this pickle doesn't care about your children. And I'm not gonna take their dreams. I'm gonna take their parents. |
1,805 | 3 | 3 | Pickle Rick | Agency Director | He's just a pickle! |
1,807 | 3 | 3 | Pickle Rick | Agency Director | He's not the only one. |
1,810 | 3 | 3 | Pickle Rick | Agency Director | Then Katarina is a prisoner. Perhaps I could arrange her escape, as well. She lives, Jaguar. |
1,812 | 3 | 3 | Pickle Rick | Dr. Wong | What do you think is in the syringe, Beth? |
1,813 | 3 | 3 | Pickle Rick | Beth | You're the one that costs $200 an hour. You tell me. |
1,815 | 3 | 3 | Pickle Rick | Dr. Wong | Your kids think it might be anti-pickle serum. |
1,816 | 3 | 3 | Pickle Rick | Beth | My kids pee their desks and suck on unbaked vases. |
1,818 | 3 | 3 | Pickle Rick | Summer | I never said I was angry at you. |
1,819 | 3 | 3 | Pickle Rick | Beth | That's the point of pottery-enamel huffing, Summer. You do it so you don't have to say "I'm angry at mommy" out loud. |
1,820 | 3 | 3 | Pickle Rick | Morty | Oh, my God! |
1,822 | 3 | 3 | Pickle Rick | Dr. Wong | It's not my job to take sides or pass judgment. Do you think when your father asks for that syringe, you could ask him -- |
1,823 | 3 | 3 | Pickle Rick | Beth | He won't have to ask for it, okay? He won't need it. He'll just make more. He doesn't need anything from anyone. |
1,824 | 3 | 3 | Pickle Rick | Dr. Wong | You admire him for that. |
1,825 | 3 | 3 | Pickle Rick | Beth | It's better than making your problems other people's problems. |
1,826 | 3 | 3 | Pickle Rick | Pickle Rick | Oh, come on! |
1,828 | 3 | 3 | Pickle Rick | Pickle Rick | You should know that isn't original. |
1,830 | 3 | 3 | Pickle Rick | Pickle Rick | There's nothing I won't do to see her again. |
1,831 | 3 | 3 | Pickle Rick | Pickle Rick | Yeah, there's lots I wouldn't do to see my daughter, but killing you gets me to her quicker than your derivative bullshit. |
1,833 | 3 | 3 | Pickle Rick | Pickle Rick | That will be your downfall, Jaguar, not being open to new experiences. |
1,835 | 3 | 3 | Pickle Rick | Pickle Rick | Jaguar couldn't make it. |
1,836 | 3 | 3 | Pickle Rick | Agency Director | Do it. Okay, you win, Pickle Man. I'm unsealing the building. |
1,837 | 3 | 3 | Pickle Rick | Pickle Rick | No, thanks. I'm coming for you now. |
1,838 | 3 | 3 | Pickle Rick | Agency Director | Pickle Man, there's $100 million worth of bonds in a safe on level two. I'll give you the combination. |
1,840 | 3 | 3 | Pickle Rick | Agency Director | Shut up and call me a helicopter, you prick! Do we have a deal?! |
1,841 | 3 | 3 | Pickle Rick | Pickle Rick | Take that money, give it to Jaguar's daughter when you set her free. Or I'll be visiting you. |
1,842 | 3 | 3 | Pickle Rick | Agency Director | Jaguar's daughter is dead. |
1,843 | 3 | 3 | Pickle Rick | Pickle Rick | Huh, so you're a liar. |
1,844 | 3 | 3 | Pickle Rick | Agency Director | Jaguar was an animal. You're an intelligent pickle. We can do business. |
1,845 | 3 | 3 | Pickle Rick | Pickle Rick | I don't think so. See you soon. |
1,846 | 3 | 3 | Pickle Rick | Agency Director | Is the helicopter here? |
1,848 | 3 | 3 | Pickle Rick | Agency Director | Tell them we were robbed. |
1,850 | 3 | 3 | Pickle Rick | Agency Director | Farewell, Solen'ya. |
1,852 | 3 | 3 | Pickle Rick | Pickle Rick | Well, my daughter is about five away, and I've got about eight to live. |
1,854 | 3 | 3 | Pickle Rick | Pickle Rick | Oh, well, uh, she knows. I mean, we don't really buy into that kind of crap, to the extent that love is an expression of familiarity over time, my access to infinite timelines precludes the necessity of attachment. In fact, I even abandoned one of my infinite daughters in an alternate version of earth that was taken over by mutants. |
1,856 | 3 | 3 | Pickle Rick | Pickle Rick | Huh? Uh, no. No, nope, sorry about that. Nope, just me. Yeesh! |
1,857 | 3 | 3 | Pickle Rick | Beth | I am afraid that my kids will get expelled. |
1,858 | 3 | 3 | Pickle Rick | Dr. Wong | Good. Summer, you go. |
1,859 | 3 | 3 | Pickle Rick | Summer | I am mad that I can't huff enamel without people assuming it's because my family sucks. I hope to be seen one day as someone that just likes getting high. |
1,860 | 3 | 3 | Pickle Rick | Dr. Wong | Good job. Morty, do you have an "I" statement? |
1,861 | 3 | 3 | Pickle Rick | Morty | I am sad that I peed. I'm sad that I peed in class instead of a toilet. |
1,862 | 3 | 3 | Pickle Rick | Dr. Wong | Look at this family go. You guys are pros. What do you guys think about doing this once a week? |
1,863 | 3 | 3 | Pickle Rick | Pickle Rick | Ugh. |
1,864 | 3 | 3 | Pickle Rick | Dr. Wong | You must be Rick. |
1,865 | 3 | 3 | Pickle Rick | Pickle Rick | Mm-hmm. |
1,866 | 3 | 3 | Pickle Rick | Dr. Wong | I've heard a lot about you today. Your family is crazy about you. Your daughter holds you in very high regard. You're a lucky fella. |
1,867 | 3 | 3 | Pickle Rick | Pickle Rick | Yeah, thank you. Uh, sweetie, you don't still happen to have that syringe in your purse? |
1,868 | 3 | 3 | Pickle Rick | Beth | Dad I would like you to tell me what's in the syringe. |
1,869 | 3 | 3 | Pickle Rick | Pickle Rick | It's a serum that I need to, uh, to stay alive. I have had a rough day. And, uh, I've sustained a lot of damage. I'm pretty close to death, which the serum will prevent. |
1,870 | 3 | 3 | Pickle Rick | Dr. Wong | By changing you from a pickle to a human. |
1,871 | 3 | 3 | Pickle Rick | Pickle Rick | Yes. |
1,872 | 3 | 3 | Pickle Rick | Dr. Wong | Rick, why did you lie to your daughter? |
1,873 | 3 | 3 | Pickle Rick | Pickle Rick | So I wouldn't have to come here. |
1,874 | 3 | 3 | Pickle Rick | Dr. Wong | Why didn't you want to come here? |
1,875 | 3 | 3 | Pickle Rick | Pickle Rick | Because I don't respect therapy, because I'm a scientist. Because I invent, transform, create, and destroy for a living, and when I don't like something about the world, I change it. And I don't think going to a rented office in a strip mall to listen to some agent of averageness explain which words mean which feelings has ever helped anyone do anything. I think it's helped a lot of people get comfortable and stop panicking, which is a state of mind we value in the animals we eat, but not something I want for myself. I'm not a cow. I'm a pickle. When I feel like it. So...you asked. |
1,876 | 3 | 3 | Pickle Rick | Dr. Wong | Rick, the only connection between your unquestionable intelligence and the sickness destroying your family is that everyone in your family, you included, use intelligence to justify sickness. You seem to alternate between viewing your own mind as an unstoppable force and as an inescapable curse. And I think it's because the only truly unapproachable concept for you is that it's your mind within your control. You chose to come here, you chose to talk -to belittle my vocation- just as you chose to become a pickle. You are the master of your universe, and yet you are dripping with rat blood and feces. Your enormous mind literally vegetating by your own hand. I have no doubt that you would be bored senseless by therapy, the same way I'm bored when I brush my teeth and wipe my ass. Because the thing about repairing, maintaining, and cleaning is it's not an adventure. There's no way to do it so wrong you might die. It's just work. And the bottom line is, some people are okay going to work, and some pee well, some people would rather die. Each of us gets to choose. |
1,877 | 3 | 3 | Pickle Rick | Pickle Rick | I, um I'm sorry I lied to get out of the thing. I, I shouldn't lie to you. |
1,878 | 3 | 3 | Pickle Rick | Beth | Oh, it's fine. I mean, thank you, and, yeah, you shouldn't. But I hope you know that's not what that session was supposed to be. |
1,879 | 3 | 3 | Pickle Rick | Pickle Rick | Oh, no, I mean, I know it was Morty peeing his pants and Summer snorting glue or whatever... |
1,880 | 3 | 3 | Pickle Rick | Beth | She huffed enamel, and we never even talked about it. |
1,881 | 3 | 3 | Pickle Rick | Pickle Rick | Well, there was so much more at stake. I mean, that shrink, what a monologuist. |
1,882 | 3 | 3 | Pickle Rick | Summer | Are we gonna go back? |
1,883 | 3 | 3 | Pickle Rick | Pickle Rick | Sweetie, could I get Get that syringe now? |
1,884 | 3 | 3 | Pickle Rick | Beth | Oh, my God, yes! Dad, it's in my purse. Oh, I'm sorry. You must be in agony. |
1,885 | 3 | 3 | Pickle Rick | Pickle Rick | Eh. |
1,886 | 3 | 3 | Pickle Rick | Pickle Rick | Jesus. Jesus Christ. Therapists, man. |
1,887 | 3 | 3 | Pickle Rick | Beth | Weird breed. |
1,888 | 3 | 3 | Pickle Rick | Rick | Man, I missed having hands and blood and a stomach. |
1,890 | 3 | 3 | Pickle Rick | Beth | Really? Like, go somewhere? Yeah, let's drop the kids off and go tie one on. |
1,891 | 3 | 3 | Pickle Rick | Rick | Absolutely. |
1,892 | 3 | 3 | Pickle Rick | Morty | I, I liked her. |
1,893 | 3 | 3 | Pickle Rick | Beth | So what are you thinking, like, Smokey's Tavern? Maybe Shoney's? |
1,894 | 3 | 3 | Pickle Rick | Rick | Yeah, either one. Either one. |
1,895 | 3 | 3 | Pickle Rick | Rick | You'll never get away with this, Concerto. |
1,897 | 3 | 3 | Pickle Rick | Rick | This is it, Morty. We're goners. We're not getting out of this one. After everything we've been through, this is how we're gonna die. Make peace with your god. |
1,898 | 3 | 3 | Pickle Rick | Morty | Oh, geez, Rick, I-I-I don't want to die! |
1,900 | 3 | 3 | Pickle Rick | Rick | Jaguar! |
1,901 | 3 | 3 | Pickle Rick | Morty | Who? Who was that, Rick? |
1,902 | 3 | 3 | Pickle Rick | Rick | That, Morty, is why you don't go to therapy. |
1,903 | 3 | 4 | Vindicators 3 The Return of Worldender | Rick | Don't let any of those things get away, Morty. If their DNA gets into Earth's food chain, our entire species could be sterilized. |
1,904 | 3 | 4 | Vindicators 3 The Return of Worldender | Morty | Then why aren't we killing them?! |
1,905 | 3 | 4 | Vindicators 3 The Return of Worldender | Rick | Great. Next time I need a species sterilized, who's gonna do it for me? You? |
1,906 | 3 | 4 | Vindicators 3 The Return of Worldender | Morty | Oh, Rick! I-Is that the Vindibeacon? We're being called to assemble by the Vindicators! |
1,907 | 3 | 4 | Vindicators 3 The Return of Worldender | Rick | I refuse to answer a literal call to adventure, Morty. Let it go to voicemail! |
1,908 | 3 | 4 | Vindicators 3 The Return of Worldender | Morty | Rick, the Vindicators only call when the universe itself is at stake! They're first line of defense against evil! They're the guardians of the unguarded! |
1,909 | 3 | 4 | Vindicators 3 The Return of Worldender | Rick | They're the writers of their own press releases, Morty! They're a bunch of drama queens that spend an hour talking and twenty minutes jumping around while shit blows up. They're a phase. We did one, it was the big event of that summer. Let it die. |
1,910 | 3 | 4 | Vindicators 3 The Return of Worldender | Morty | I, Morty Smith, invoke my right to choose one in every ten Rick and Morty adventures. Read 'em and weep. |
1,911 | 3 | 4 | Vindicators 3 The Return of Worldender | Rick | God... fuckin' dammit! Fine! But don't say I didn't warn you. |
1,912 | 3 | 4 | Vindicators 3 The Return of Worldender | Morty | Yes! Vindicator command ship, beacon received! We're doing Vindicators Twoooooooooo! |
1,913 | 3 | 4 | Vindicators 3 The Return of Worldender | Rick | Whoops! Uh, Morty, you might want to freeze some sperm. |
1,914 | 3 | 4 | Vindicators 3 The Return of Worldender | Supernova | Vindicators, Worldender is back... |
1,915 | 3 | 4 | Vindicators 3 The Return of Worldender | Supernova | ..and this time, he's out to end more than worlds. We have reason to believe his stronghold is located on... |
1,916 | 3 | 4 | Vindicators 3 The Return of Worldender | Rick | My balls. |
1,917 | 3 | 4 | Vindicators 3 The Return of Worldender | Morty | Rick! |
1,918 | 3 | 4 | Vindicators 3 The Return of Worldender | Supernova | ...the Terraneus system. Once in range, Million Ants will scan for pheromone activity, which should lead us to the location of the base. |
1,919 | 3 | 4 | Vindicators 3 The Return of Worldender | Rick | Oh, that's Million Ants. I can't see the ants over here. It just assumed that was, uh, Turd Man. Wiggly Turd Man. |
1,920 | 3 | 4 | Vindicators 3 The Return of Worldender | Morty | Rick, stop! |
1,921 | 3 | 4 | Vindicators 3 The Return of Worldender | Supernova | Rick, you have something to add to the briefing? |
1,922 | 3 | 4 | Vindicators 3 The Return of Worldender | Rick | Uh, yeah, just a few more design notes. Um, this guy. The, uh... The, uh... |
1,924 | 3 | 4 | Vindicators 3 The Return of Worldender | Rick | Right, Crocubot. So, you're half-cold, unfeeling reptile, half-also cold, equally-unfeeling machine. |