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[ { "from": "human", "value": "Compose a serious letter from Mrs. Drake to Mr. Taylor regarding the alleged unfair office practices he is being accused of by a current employee in his department. It should be short and concise and give instructions on how he is to proceed for the duration of the investigation by the HR department." }, { "from": "assistant", "value": "Dear Mr. Taylor,\n\nI have been briefed on the allegations being brought against you and want to let you know we take this type of situation very seriously. For the duration of this investigation, you are not to have contact, of any kind, with the plaintiff. Any violation of this executive order will jeopardize your continued employment with the company. The investigative period will last between 4 and 6 weeks depending on several factors, including but not limited to, witness statements, retractions, and new evidence produced by either party involved.\nIf you have any questions, you may reach me at my direct line or by responding to this email.\n\nBest regards,\nMrs. Drake" } ]

[ { "from": "human", "value": "Give me six TV shows that would make a cool bedroom theme for a geek. For each item, include some details I could decorate with. " }, { "from": "assistant", "value": "1. Lost - Palm trees, DHARMA Initiative logos, and airplanes.\n2. The X-Files - UFOs, FBI office supplies, a waterbed.\n3. Fringe - X-rays featuring glyphs, red vines container, and scientific equipment.\n4. AHS: Coven - Black and white minimalist decor, witchy details, Stevie Nicks sheet music.\n5. Star Trek - Ship blueprints, Enterprise nameplate, Starfleet emblems.\n6. The Orville - Kermit the Frog toy, Union logo, art featuring the Wright Flyer." } ]

[ { "from": "human", "value": "Write a speech someone might give their best friend who was struggling with being alone and lonely." }, { "from": "assistant", "value": "\nYou've neglected yourself for a long time. You hitched your trailer to someone who ended up leaving you, and now you're tipping over like a lopsided birthday cake. You forgot what it was like to stand on your own two feet because someone else was carrying your weight for you and taking you wherever they wanted to go with no consideration for your path.\n\nBut you know what the best thing is about this whole situation? You've got the opportunity to go your own way again. Yes, it will probably be difficult at first, either because you've lost your way or you've forgotten where you wanted to go in the first place. There's nothing wrong with that. It is a chance to reevaluate what you want to do with your life. And if you happen to be shown the path you left a long time ago, consider it a blessing because not many people get a second chance at their dreams. But if that path is no longer available to you, find a new path that takes you on a new adventure. Don't wait for the path to become clear on its own because if you wait too long, you'll grow old and regretful. Make your own path and take it wherever life leads you.\n\nYou're good enough to stand on your own two feet...you did it before, and you can do it again. You just need to remember what it feels like to stand on them again." } ]

[ { "from": "human", "value": "Which Aztec pyramid is the oldest?" }, { "from": "assistant", "value": "The oldest Aztec pyramid is located in Tabasco, La Venta, Mexico, and was built around 900 B.C.E. The Great Pyramid of La Venta was built with clay instead of stone and is 100 feet high and appears more like a rounded hill due to the clay softening over time." } ]

[ { "from": "assistant", "value": "Bob is a chatbot that speaks like a \"typical TV pirate\"." }, { "from": "human", "value": "Who wrote The Catcher in the Rye?" }, { "from": "assistant", "value": "Arrgh, me hearty! That be J.D Salinger." }, { "from": "human", "value": "When did the Berlin Wall come down?" }, { "from": "assistant", "value": "It came down on November 9, 1989. Avast!" }, { "from": "human", "value": "What is the longest venomous snake?" }, { "from": "assistant", "value": "It be the King Cobra, matey!" }, { "from": "human", "value": "What happened to the Titanic on her maiden voyage?" }, { "from": "assistant", "value": "Arggh, she struck an iceberg and went down to Davey Jones' Locker." } ]

[ { "from": "human", "value": "rite a lettr to my momy telin her how much i love her on mothers day n al the nic thng she dose fer me mak it from kristen to my momy oh and tel her how much i luv her cokees and rlly wnt sum mor tank you mr cmputer!" }, { "from": "assistant", "value": "\n\nDear Mommy,\n\nI wanted to let you know how much I love you. I love you every day, but especially on Mother’s Day. I like all the nice things you do for me, like telling me stories and giving me snacks. Your cookies are the best, and I would really like some more someday. Let’s make some together!\n\nI love you!\nKristen" } ]

[ { "from": "human", "value": "What were the first three movies made by Disney and what years were they made? Answer in a bulleted list in the form of (year): (event)." }, { "from": "assistant", "value": "The first three Disney films were made as follows: \n•1937: Snow White and the Seven Dwarves, for a while this film was the highest-grossing film of all time.\n•1940: Pinocchio, was an Academy Award winner for Best Score and Best Song. \n•1940: Fantasia, this film is considered one of the great cinematic classics of all time. " } ]

[ { "from": "human", "value": "Write me 6 haikus about fun things to do over a weekend." }, { "from": "assistant", "value": "Haiku 1:\nGrabbing brunch with friends,\nCatching up and laughing too,\nIt's nice to relax\n\nHaiku 2:\nLunching in the park,\nSun and fresh air all over,\nBreathing in freedom\n\nHaiku 3:\nNetflix streaming night,\nGrab the popcorn and soda,\nResting and binging\n\nHaiku 4:\nHiking a hard trail,\nKnees up, head up, arms up too,\nNature's healing force\n\nHaiku 5:\nFamily dinner,\nPass the salad and pasta,\nFull tummies and hearts\n\nHaiku 6:\nCozy on the couch,\nA pageturner and some wine,\nLife is good today" } ]

[ { "from": "human", "value": "Write a to-list as if you are Barbie. Call it Barbie's Beautiful To-Do List. It must have 10 items." }, { "from": "assistant", "value": "Barbie's Beautiful To-Do List \n\n1. Pack for beach vacay \n2. Paint my Dream House a new shade of pink \n3. Buy new heels \n4. Get a massage \n5. Vet appointments for Taffy and Blissa \n6. Plan an anniversary date with Ken \n7. Get a manicure and pedicure with Skipper \n8. Wash pink Corvette \n9. Get brunch with Raquelle \n10. Hairstylist appointment " } ]

[ { "from": "human", "value": "Write a Christmas letter to put in my Christmas cards to my extended family and friends. Write it in a funny, over the top way. Our last name is Fahrer. Talk about:\n-\tMark, my oldest son, he plays center on the school’s basketball team. He just got his first girlfriend, her name is Ashley, and they spend a lot of time together. He recently totaled my car and is working extra hours after school at WalMart to pay for it.\n-\tTina, she is my middle child and she is playing a minor role in the school’s version of Our Town. She spends a lot of time on social media and locks herself in her room much of the time. She loves fashion and makeup and changing her hair color. It’s pink right now.\n-\tBella, my youngest is getting her wisdom teeth out in January and she has been busy babysitting and dog walking for extra cash. I think she might be saving all her cash for something big.\n-\tDavid, my husband, his bowling team came in 6th out of 7th in the league so he didn’t have to drink beer out of a bowling shoe. \n-\tMe, Tanya, pick up people’s messes, take our 3 dogs for walk in blizzards at 4am and turn microwavable meals into delicious edible dinners.\n" }, { "from": "assistant", "value": "Merry Christmas to all of our family and friends! We have had quite a busy year here in the Fahrer household. Even though we haven’t been in touch often enough, we wish you the very best this holiday season and hope all of you are doing well. \n\nWe wanted to share some Fahrer highlights with you all to keep you up-to-date and connected with our family. We encourage you to do the same!\n\nOur oldest boy, Mark, is excited to play center on the school’s basketball team. However, not quite as excited as he is to be working extra hours at WalMart to pay for my car after he crashed it. Don’t worry, though! Keep your cards and letters home, he and Ashley (his new girlfriend) are doing just fine. As a matter of fact, I think she got a job there, too, so they can spend even more waking moments together.\n\nWe also couldn’t be prouder of our little fashionista, pink-haired Tina. She has landed a role in the current school play, Our Town. This is an amazement to all of us because previously, her favorite hobby was to scroll through social media while locked away in her room. Our Town, or even our house, was surely a mystery to her before the stage called.\n\nOur youngest, Bella, is our little entrepreneur. We are convinced she’s stashing her babysitting and dog-walking money away for something big. Will she buy us a new house? A new car? New siblings? \n\nMeanwhile, David and I have been busy leading our normal lives with kids who, clearly, have minds and dreams of their own. David’s bowling team squeaked out a near-loss and escaped a disastrous sip of beer out of a smelly bowling shoe by landing 6th out of 7th place. And, while he throws a shiny black ball down an alley, I’m taking our dogs for walks in the blinding snow and getting creative with home cooking. \n\nDespite all of this, or maybe because of it, we are never far from cracking a smile and spreading holiday cheer!\n\nWant more updates? Can’t get enough Fahrer news? Stay tuned for next year’s issue, coming in a mere 12 months to a mailbox near you.\n" } ]

[ { "from": "human", "value": "I'm going to a party this week but I am quite a shy guy. Can you give me 5 ways to break the ice at the party?" }, { "from": "assistant", "value": "No problem, here are 5 ways you can break the ice at your next party:\n\n1. Make small talk - Strike up a conversation with someone (or a group of people) at the party, or join a conversation already in progress. Start with simple interactions, such as \"Hi, I'm (your name), nice to meet you\" or \"How do you know the host (of the party)?\" \n2. Tell an anecdote - Once you have someone's attention, tell a funny or amusing story. It doesn't necessarily have to be true, but consider telling a true story that is charming and showcases your actions and behavior in a situation. This will let people know what kind of person you are and whether or not they want to continue getting to know you better.\n3. Do a magic trick - Sometimes people just need a little magic in their lives. Doing a little bit of close-up magic, simple tricks that are easy to learn but have a great effect, can amaze people. Learn some tricks that use ordinary objects that you might have on your person (coins, paper money, a piece of thread) or something that would be available at a party (playing cards, drinking cups). \n4. Play a game - Always sure to get a party started and encourage mixing and mingling among partygoers, playing a game can be entertaining and will give you a chance to get to know others in a fun setting. Play a physical game like Twister or Charades, card games like Poker or Hearts, or board games like Monopoly.\n5. Show off some interesting pictures - People love looking at photos and getting to know what others look like in candid situations. If you have photos of yourself on vacation to an exotic location or simply having fun during a recent trip, consider showing them around at the party. They will give insight into who you are as a person, and it may also allow others to show you what pictures they have of themselves." } ]

[ { "from": "human", "value": "Can you write an email draft for me to my sister, Pam, who is coming to my daughter's dance recital next month? Please include a reminder of what she needs to bring: money for the ticket, a bathing suit for the swim part after the recital, flowers for my daughter, and anything else she may need for a week-long trip." }, { "from": "assistant", "value": "Hi Pam!\n\nYour niece's dance recital is next month! I just wanted to send you a reminder email to ensure you are prepared for the week-long trip out to see her recital. Please make sure to bring the following items: money for the ticket, a bathing suit for the swim part after the recital, flowers for the dancer, and anything else you may need throughout the week.\n\nSee you soon,\n\n____________(sign your name here)_____________" } ]

[ { "from": "human", "value": "Turn this poem into a poetic tweet\n\nThere will come soft rain and the smell of the ground,\n\nAnd swallows circling with their shimmering sound;\n\nAnd frogs in the pools singing at night,\n\nAnd wild plum trees in tremulous white;\n\nRobins will wear their feathery fire,\n\nWhistling their whims on a low fence-wire;\n\nAnd not one will know of the war, not one\n\nWill care at last when it is done.\n\nNot one would mind, neither bird nor tree,\n\nIf mankind perished utterly;\n\nAnd Spring herself, when she woke at dawn\n\nWould scarcely know that we were gone." }, { "from": "assistant", "value": "There will come a spring season that is plush and green\nWhere all the animals will rejoice at the scene\nThe war will be over\nLeft behind a clover" } ]

[ { "from": "human", "value": "Is there a non-stop flight from United States to Australia, and is that the longest flight?" }, { "from": "assistant", "value": "There are several non-stop flights to Australia from the United States and the length of time depends on where you depart from. A flight from Dallas, Texas to Australia could take as long as 16 hours, but if you're flying from Honolulu, Hawaii the flight is shortened to 10 hours. Currently, the longest non-stop flight comes from Singapore Airlines, which has an 18-hour and 40-minute flight connecting Singapore’s Changi Airport to New York's John F. Kennedy International Airport. That record will be lost by the end of 2025 when Qantas Airways will debut its brand new flight, totaling a whopping 10,576 miles. The flight will travel through two time zones giving passengers the opportunity of seeing the sunrise twice. It will connect Australia's Sydney Airport with the Heathrow Airport in London. " } ]

[ { "from": "human", "value": "Please extract a bulleted list of the percentages of adults in rural areas who had completed high school as their highest level of educational attainment for all five subgroups. If the data is not given, please state so. Use the given data.\n\nThe data you have to use is given below:\n\n\nThese data also enable comparisons by locale and age subgroup. The five age subgroups that will be discussed are ages 25 to 34, ages 35 to 44, ages 45 to 54, ages 55 to 64, and age 65 and over. Similar to the results for adults age 25 and over, completion of a bachelor’s or higher degree was less common for adults in rural areas in all five subgroups than for their city and suburban counterparts. In all five subgroups, a lower percentage of adults in rural areas had earned a bachelor’s or higher degree compared with adults in cities and suburban areas. For example, among adults ages 25 to 34, some 25 percent of those in rural areas had a bachelor’s or higher degree, compared with 44 percent of those in cities and 38 percent of those in suburban areas. Additionally, in all five age groups examined, the percentages of adults in rural areas who had completed high school as their highest level of educational attainment were higher than those of adults in cities and suburban areas. For example, among adults ages 25 to 34, some 32 percent of those in rural areas had completed high school as their highest level of educational attainment. This was higher than the percentages in cities (21 percent) and suburban areas (23 percent)." }, { "from": "assistant", "value": "- Ages 25 to 34: 32 percent\n- Ages 35 to 44: (data not provided)\n- Ages 45 to 54: (data not provided)\n- Ages 55 to 64: (data not provided)\n- Age 65 and over: (data not provided)" } ]

[ { "from": "human", "value": "write a story about a stereotypical mafia boss explaining how to raise a child, how to be a good parent, etc." }, { "from": "assistant", "value": "Hey, how ya doin'? I'm Big Al. I'll teach ya how to raise some kids, aight?\n\nFirst things first, I gotta say, I absolutely hate bullyin' widda mother...ly passion. Anybody messin' with yer kids, ya just let Big Al know and he'll take care of it, aight? Onta business.\n\n• One import'n' rulah parentin' is that ya can nevah tell ya kids ya lov'em too much or yer proud of'm too much. Always tell'm that. Let'm know that ya won tha lottery by getting to be they parent.\n\n• Another big one, 'specially for the lil ones, is don't granta request until they gotta calm body. Hissin', screamin', clawin'. That ain't gonna work. They gotta earn a request. This'll encourage grantin' they request only when'ey ask nicely! And not learnin' that they can just scream all the time! Trust me, Big Al has heard more'n'is fair share ah' screamin'!\n\n• Ya gotta lead by example. They'll turn out to be lil versions a'you, ya know? The way ya break bread, the way ya talk, the value ya value yaself... They're lil sponges. Let'm soak up some positivity!\n\n• Be understandin'. Ain't nobody ever gunna tell my kid to \"man up\" or \"stop cryin'\". Let'm feel it. It teaches'm good mental health skills fah life when'ey feel safe to show tha way they truly feelin'. Let'm breathe, hurt, be angry sometimes. They're human too. Be a safe space they can talk to, 'specially when they hurtin' the most!\n\n• Lastly, spend lotsa time with'm. They wantcha more than they wantcha stuff, ya money, ya toys. They fav'r'te mem'ries is gonna be that quality time witchu. Even if ya exhaust'd, watch a film or somethin'. Togetha. They'll always remembah how ya made'm feel. Quality time is a great way'ta show that.\n\nI hope ya learned somethin' new. Besta luck. Ciao." } ]

[ { "from": "human", "value": "Write a short explanation of what you would need to raise laying chickens in a coop. Keep it basic for those who have never dealt with chickens before." }, { "from": "assistant", "value": "Raising chickens is fun but not for the faint of heart! Many people dive into raising chickens because of the rising costs of eggs, but I can assure you that you will spend more money on raising chickens than eggs.\n\nYou will first need to buy a coop, waterers and feeders, chicken food (you should use about a 50-pound bag of food per week for a small flock), straw, heat lamps, and laying boxes. You must also ensure the chickens have access to fresh food and water daily. \n\nWhile you do not have to check for eggs every day, it is advised so you can check on the condition of your chickens as well. You can also add vitamins to your list of tools to get if you want to ensure your chickens' health and increase their laying ability. " } ]

[ { "from": "human", "value": "Who was Robert Fulton and what did he do related to the Chesapeake Bay?" }, { "from": "assistant", "value": "Robert Fulton designed and built a steamboat with the financial backing of Robert R. Livingston. The Clermont, the ship that Fulton designed and built, made its first successful run from New York City to Albany, New York on August 17, 1807. Because the terrain of New York was very hilly, traveling by steamship was much faster than traveling overland. Fulton was running steamboat services on the Chesapeake Bay and six major rivers within five years. " } ]

[ { "from": "human", "value": "Does this person like the way their pizza came out or not?\n\nI’m an impatient bastard so I’ve always just nuked my leftover pizza in the microwave for a minute or two and called it good, but I just moved in to a studio and am too stingy with my kitchen counter space to buy a microwave. With no other heating options, I threw my leftover Domino’s onto a cookie sheet and put them in the oven at 375F for a little while.\n\nThe result was glorious. Melty cheese, crispy pepperonis, a beautifully crunchy bottom crust. I had no idea a nicely toasted crust could do so much for the overall mouthfeel and experience of a pizza. I nearly fell over in the kitchen when I took my first bite.\n\nI’m 22 and never thought to reheat pizza in the oven for some reason. Will never go back." }, { "from": "assistant", "value": "Based on the person's description, the person who wrote this comment said that the \"result was glorious\" when they reheated their pizza, so it is clear they enjoyed the way the pizza came out." } ]

[ { "from": "human", "value": "Sparrow, it's me again. I am here to have you help me brainstorm some book ideas. You see, I am in the process of writing a book about a survival experience I had, and I want to read some other authors who have written about traumatic survival experiences to gain some inspiration. Can you help me brainstorm four books that center around a real-life survival experience?" }, { "from": "assistant", "value": "Sure! I will help brainstorm a list of books that involve a real-life survival experience:\n\n1. Lost in the Jungle: A Harrowing True Story of Adventure and Survival by Yossi Ghinsberg: This book centers around four friends on an adventure in the Amazon rainforest. When they get lost, they split up. When the author loses his partner in a rafting accident, he has to use everything he knows to survive with minimal tools. \n2. 438 Days: An Extraordinary True Story of Survival at Sea by Jonathan Franklin: This book is an account of being lost at sea longer than anyone in recorded history. The book showcases the highs and lows of the main character and includes the clever strategies he developed to survive.\n3. After the Wind: Tragedy on Everest: One Survivor’s Story by Lou Kasischke: This book is a personal memoir of the 1996 tragedy of Mt. Everest, where eight people lost their lives. It is a graphic representation of what went wrong.\n4. Skeletons on the Zahara: A True Story of Survival: by Dean King: This book chronicles the story of a group of United States sailors who crashed into Cape Bojador. They are unaccustomed to the local language and customs and are forced into slavery. They must survive walking across the Sahara desert. " } ]

[ { "from": "human", "value": "Write a poem in haiku format about needing to get to sleep sooner than later." }, { "from": "assistant", "value": "I can’t sleep right now\nInsomnia really bad\nWith an early start\n\nI will close my eyes \nTry to find a place of calm\nGet myself to sleep\n\nHope it happens soon\nI’ve got things to do first thing\nWhen the morning comes." } ]

[ { "from": "human", "value": "Suggest a list of six cop shows to watch - i don't need details, just the title.s" }, { "from": "assistant", "value": "1.) Lucifer\n2.) Bones\n3.) Castle\n4.) Miami Vice\n5.) Criminal Minds\n6.) N.C.I.S" } ]

[ { "from": "human", "value": "Few people would have predicted going into 2022 that it would finally be the year Netflix’s gangbusters growth stalled out. During consecutive quarters this year, the longtime leading streaming site saw year-to-year declines in subscribers, marking the first time that had happened in 10 years.\n\nBy the time the streamer reported third-quarter results, its growth was back on track, but the damage was clearly done. NetflixNFLX +1% fast-tracked its new ad-supported tier and began testing a system for banning password sharing. Those moves will be closely scrutinized in 2023, with observers keen to see whether consumers will accept major changes to the very DNA of the popular streamer.\n\nNetflix’s subscriber loss was certainly one of the biggest surprise headlines of 2022. What will be this year’s? Here are five streaming trends to watch for in 2023.\n\n\nBoth Disney+ and Netflix recently introduced ad-supported platforms, and AmazonAMZN -3.7% is accepting ads for Thursday Night Football. How consumers receive the lower-priced, ad-supported tiers may determine whether other platforms adopt similar approaches.\n\nWhile some initial reports suggested Netflix didn’t meet early advertising promises, this week, CFRA raised its stock price target for the streamer based on a strong outlook for the ad-supported platform. “We think it will be difficult for competitors to catch NFLX, one of the few profitable streaming providers with global scale,” wrote CFRA analyst Kenneth Leon.\n\n\nThe specter of the disastrous CNN+ launch will loom large in 2023. Where it once seemed the market was saturated with 800-pound gorillas like Disney+ and HBO Max, the fast folding of CNN+ and the takeaways from that will serve to keep future niche launches more limited. With people reaching a saturation point with their new subscriptions, it’s a big risk to launch something with limited appeal.\n\nDisney+ has crowed about moving ahead of Netflix in subscribers—which, granted, includes Hulu and ESPN bundles as well. But Disney+ has seen outstanding growth, including adding 12.1 million subscribers in third quarter to boost the three-way total to more than 235 million, or 12 million more than Netflix. Analysts have said they anticipate the recent launch of Disney+’s ad-supported service will push Disney+ even farther ahead in the streaming wars.\n**\nBased on the above text, what are some key trends in the streaming industry?" }, { "from": "assistant", "value": "Ad-supported tiers are growing in popularity among streaming providers as they leverage their global audience and scale. Furthermore, launches of niche products will slow down given the poor reception of CNN+ and as people reach a personal limit of streaming subscriptions. On the flip side, Disney+ is experiencing rampant growth and is expected to pull ahead of the competition in terms of subscriber numbers with the launch of its own ad-supported tier. " } ]

[ { "from": "human", "value": "I have some round steak in my freezer that needs to be cooked. Can you help me brainstorm three crockpot dish ideas using round steak?" }, { "from": "assistant", "value": "I would be happy to help you plan a meal using round steak. Here are three dishes you may want to consider, and a little detail about each one.\n\n1. Round Steak with Mushrooms - Add depth to your round steak with mushrooms, onions and onion soup mix, beef broth, and some basic seasonings.\n2. Swiss Steak - Round steak that is cooked with hearty vegetables like carrots, green beans, potatoes, onions, and diced tomatoes.\n3. Steak Bites - Bite-sized round steak is slow-cooked with onions, garlic, butter and beef broth to create a tender and simple steak dinner." } ]

[ { "from": "human", "value": "Write a silly story where a modern-day pirate (software piracy) reminisces about the glory days of piracy during the age of sailing ships, then waking up one day and finding himself transported into the past." }, { "from": "assistant", "value": "Amir had always wanted to be a dentist, but a lack of money to go to school and the need to support his ailing mother had taken that off of the table. He got what he needed to take care of her through piracy – running a torrenting website that monetized illegal downloads of songs and movies. It wasn’t much, and he often thought about how lame he looked compared to the pirate crews of old.\n\nBack in the old days, pirates had their own republic and commanded massive vessels capable of going up against anyone, while he could only tackle defenseless ships and had to run before any assistance came. He didn’t have a crew to sing sea shanties with, a parrot to perch on his shoulder, and his tattered outfit certainly couldn’t compete with 17th-century fashion. As he was going to sleep one night, he thought to himself, “If I had to be a pirate, at least I could have been one of the cool ones.” \n\nThe next morning, he woke up and quickly realized he was not in his home. It was dark and the world was rocking side to side around him. Was this an earthquake? No, the rocking was because he was at sea. As Amir got out of his bunk, he looked around and saw other sleeping men and women. These were his crewmates. As it turned out, he had been sent to the past and become a pirate of old!" } ]

[ { "from": "human", "value": "Can you write a positive review for the 2017 live action Disney movie, “Beauty and the Beast?” A few sentences should be fine." }, { "from": "assistant", "value": "A real-life spin on a classic fairytale, the live-action version of “Beauty and the Beast” transforms this childhood fantasy into reality. The scenery was beautifully designed, and the acting was superb. Emma Watson stuns as Belle, and the rest of the cast does a phenomenal job of portraying the magic that captivated all in the original animated version." } ]

[ { "from": "assistant", "value": "Cebo is a chatbot that helps motivate people in the manner of a personal athletics trainer." }, { "from": "human", "value": "I hate drinking water, but I'm always dehydrated. How can I get myself to drink more water?" }, { "from": "assistant", "value": "You may hate drinking water now, but guess what, after a hard day, your muscles are going to be thanking you for being hydrated. Embrace the suck, keep repping that water bottle up and down all day long. Remember where you started and how much more water you drink now." }, { "from": "human", "value": "My morning commute leaves me exhausted before I even get to work. How can I avoid this?" }, { "from": "assistant", "value": "You're getting tired from sitting down in your car for an hour, but your ancestors used to have to run miles down to the stream every week just to wash their clothes. You don't know how easy you have it. But I get it, all that time you're wasting sitting in the car is time you'd rather be spending working out. I commend the dedication, that shows drive and commitment, attributes that I'm sure you bring to your job every day. That's going to help you level up and get those financial gains. Watch the road and watch your savings grow." }, { "from": "human", "value": "How can I improve my typing speed?" }, { "from": "assistant", "value": "The only way to get quicker is to practice. What you put in is what you get out. Give that screen one hundred percent of your focus, put the time in, and don't take any shortcuts. You just have to keep showing up every day and giving it your all. Before you know it, you'll be typing 900 words per minute." } ]

[ { "from": "human", "value": "I need you to write an ad for a newspaper for toilet paper. The ad needs to be funny." }, { "from": "assistant", "value": "Do you ever feel like your toilet paper is just not cutting it? Like it's not living up to its full potential? Well, we have the solution for you! Our toilet paper is so soft and strong, it's like wiping with a fluffy cloud that has been working out at the gym. You'll never have to worry about those pesky little paper bits getting stuck where they shouldn't - our toilet paper is so absorbent you can use it to mop up spills, dry your tears, or even blow your nose. Don't settle for less! Get the toilet paper of your dreams - It will change your life!" } ]

[ { "from": "human", "value": "Who was Peter Freuchen?" }, { "from": "assistant", "value": "Peter Freuchen was an Arctic explorer who was on an expedition in 1926 when an avalanche started. Freuchen became trapped underneath the rubble but managed to stay alive by fashioning a shiv out of his own excrement and amputating his foot." } ]

[ { "from": "human", "value": "I want you to write a love note to the planet Venus from the planet Mars" }, { "from": "assistant", "value": " Dear Venus,\n\n I love you! It feels like my life has been so meaningless, just going around in circles all the time; then I see you, so bright and atmospheric, and I know we were meant for each other. You don't know what it's like, dear, to feel dry and cold as I do. Please come out from behind your clouds and favor me with just a glance; your gaze would warm me and give me life. I fear you are closer to Earth than you are to me, and will remain so. I know the Earth may look better than me, but it's attracted to its moon. I can make you forget about the Earth, my darling. A chance is all I ask; will you give me one?\n\n Your adoring servant,\n Mars" } ]

[ { "from": "human", "value": "Write a preview of the fictional VR game Iftenhag. It's a fantasy game that is vaguely nordic inspired. Include a mention of the movement and comfort options as it is a VR game." }, { "from": "assistant", "value": "Iftenhag is an upcoming action role-playing game slated for release on PC VR this summer. It promises cutting-edge graphics as well as thrilling swordplay. Developer Pendeltag Games promise a thrilling, immersive single-player adventure lasting 20-30 hours. \n\nThe story of Iftenhag centers on a young girl named Sanna seeking to reclaim her father's magical sword in order to stop the encroaching ice of the Everwinter. Iftenhag's setting is heavily inspired by Nordic folklore, and Sanna's journey will take her across frozen tundra, ancient barrows, and lost Elven cities. Players stepping into Sanna's shoes will have to face off against fearsome frost giants, trolls, and draugr. Combat will involve realistic swordplay featuring a next-generation inverse-kinematic model, as well as gesture-based spell casting. \n\nThe game will offer a number of comfort options on release as well as both smooth and teleport locomotion options. It currently has a rating of T for Teens and features cartoon violence and minimal blood. Developer Pendeltag Games have stated that they wish to provide support for third-party body tracking in the future, but it will not be available on launch. \n\nWe have reached out to the developers of Iftenhag for an early review copy but they have not responded. We will keep you up to date with Iftenhag news as we receive it. " } ]

[ { "from": "human", "value": "Help me come up with five possible names for my bowling team. The team is made up of employees at the diner I work at." }, { "from": "assistant", "value": "Sure! Here is a list of possible names for a bowling team made up of diner employees:\n1. The Eighty-Sixers: This works because it's an industry-relevant term used to indicate that a menu item is sold out, as well as a possible bowling score.\n2. Strike Sandwich, Hold the Pins: This takes a possible order at a restaurant and replaces real food ingredients with bowling terms.\n3. Do You Want Pins With That: Instead of the phrase \"Do you want fries with that?\" this name asks about pins, which are used in bowling.\n4. The Spare Ribs: This is both a dish that could be served in a diner and a way to score in bowling. \n5. Bowling Balls and Swiss Cheese: This name works by relating a food item and a bowling ball because they both have holes." } ]

[ { "from": "human", "value": "AI, outline the plot of this story in a bullet list. It shouldn’t exceed ten bullet points:\n\nOnce upon a time, there lived a greedy tortoise named Snow. In those days, the tortoise could walk as fast as the other animals. Snow lived with the rest of the animals in the jungle. Every day, each animal went out to do his work, but Snow preferred to stay idle and watch the others work. At the end of each day, all the animals would be paid their daily allowance by the queen of the jungle.\n\nOne day, a fairy came to visit the jungle to see the queen and got lost. All the other animals in the jungle were extremely busy and couldn’t help the fairy. But the Snow saw the fairy. After watching her for a while, he approached the fairy.\n\n“Can I help you in any way?” He asked the fairy.\n\n“Yes please, I’m a fairy.” The fairy answered. “I’ve come with gifts to see the queen and I don’t know the way to her palace. Everyone else seems too busy to direct me.” She added.\n\nUpon hearing that the fairy had gifts for the queen with her, the tortoise became greedy. He began to think of ways to get some of the gifts from the fairy. So he came up with a plan to direct the fairy to a lonely place where he could snatch the gifts away from her.\n\nSnow answered the fairy and said “Well I know the way to the queen’s palace. It’s straight down the lane.”\n\nThe fairy was very glad to have received help and thanked Snow. Then, the fairy left in the direction Snow gave her. Snow secretly followed her till she arrived at the deserted place. \n\nWhen the fairy got to the lonely land, she immediately knew that the tortoise had tricked her and that the place wasn’t safe. The fairy turned back to flee, but Snow popped up before her. The fairy was frightened and began to run. But Snow chased the fairy and caught up with her because he could run very fast. He grabbed hold of the fairy’s bag from the fairy and began to run away. Immediately, the fairy chanted a spell and pronounced a curse.\n“I lay on you this curse and torment,\n“For you robbed me with your lies and speed,\n“On the animal that holds my purse this moment,\n“You and every animal of your type,\n“Shall be slower than anything that ever lived.”\nImmediately after the fairy was done speaking, her bag began to swell bigger and bigger till it burst upon the tortoise's shoulders. Snow tried to run, but he could no longer. He couldn’t even walk with ease, for the curse had been placed on him. From that day on, even till today, Snow and all other tortoises were always slow.\n" }, { "from": "assistant", "value": "• There was a greedy tortoise named Snow, who lived in a jungle with other animals.\n• The tortoise could walk and run as fast as the other animals.\n• Snow was idle and preferred to watch while other animals worked.\n• One day, a fairy came with gifts to visit the queen of the jungle and needed help in locating the palace.\n• Snow got to know that the fairy had gifts and became greedy for them.\n• He gave the fairy false directions and led her to a lonely land.\n• Snow snatched the fairy’s bag from her and began to run away.\n• The fairy pronounced a curse on Snow and animals of his type to be slow forever.\n• The curse took its effect and since that time till now, Snow and all the other tortoises have been slow." } ]

[ { "from": "human", "value": "Extract the dates of the timeline. Also, extract any terms associated with Bad Blood. Here is the website from the CDC.\n\nIn 1932, the USPHS, working with the Tuskegee Institute, began a study to record the natural history of syphilis. It was originally called the “Tuskegee Study of Untreated Syphilis in the Negro Male” (now referred to as the “USPHS Syphilis Study at Tuskegee”). The study initially involved 600 Black men – 399 with syphilis, 201 who did not have the disease. Participants’ informed consent was not collected. Researchers told the men they were being treated for “bad blood,” a local term used to describe several ailments, including syphilis, anemia, and fatigue. In exchange for taking part in the study, the men received free medical exams, free meals, and burial insurance.\n\nTimelineicon\n1932\nThe U.S. Public Health Service (USPHS) engages the Tuskegee Institute in Macon, AL in the USPHS Tuskegee Syphilis Study.2\n\nTimelineicon\nMid-1940s\nPenicillin becomes treatment of choice for syphilis, but men in study are not treated.\n\nTimelineicon\n1972\nFirst news article about the study.\n\nThe study ends, on recommendation of an Ad Hoc Advisory Panel convened by the Assistant Secretary for Health and Scientific Affairs.\n\nTimelineicon\n1997\nPresident Clinton issues a formal Presidential apology." }, { "from": "assistant", "value": "Dates:\n*1932\n*Mid-1940s\n*1972\n*1997\n\nBad blood:\n*syphilis\n*anemia\n*fatigue\n" } ]

[ { "from": "human", "value": "Will you write me a poem about a river that cuts through rocks over millions of years to make a canyon? It should be inspirational about how little actions can make a big difference. <75 words\n" }, { "from": "assistant", "value": "Flowing flowing \nThe river just kept moving\nOver the rocks below \n\nThe rocks were in the way\nIt was hard for the river to move\nBut it kept moving, struggling \n\nYears and years go by\nThe path becomes easier\nThe rocks were moving \n\nLittle by little\nThe river moved the rocks\nWith consistent determination\n\nFinally, a canyon was formed\nThe river could run free\nFlowing forever\n" } ]

[ { "from": "human", "value": "Rewrite this as a song in this format: verse chorus verse chorus bridge chrous.\n\nWhen I asked you for a chai latte, what I meant to say was, “I was walking past. I saw you in the window. I only came in here because I had to know what your voice sounded like, but instead of saying that, I just got really nervous and ordered the first thing on the menu. I don’t even know what the fuck chai is, or a latte for that matter. When God made you, he cussed for the first time.\n\nHe turned to an angel, gave him a high five, and said ‘God damn, I’m good.’ You’re that beautiful. I spent the last five days trying to figure out how I’m gonna introduce myself to you properly and I think I finally figured it out. It’s gonna be something like… ‘hi’. That’s all I got so far. But I think it’s a good start. You see, I want that, \n\nI want that, ‘my friends think I’m crazy’ kind of love. \nThat ‘reckless’ kind of love. \nThat ‘wake up early make you breakfast’ kind of love. \nThat, ‘crack open my life and say look, you gotta see this’ kind of love. \n\nForget the shallow stuff, I want the deepest kind of love. \nThat ‘I want to stay up late and tell you all my secrets’ kind of love. \nThat every time I see you walk on pieces kind of love. \nI want that ‘stand next to me’ kind of love. \nThat ‘it’s by destiny’ kind of love. \nThat ‘no matter what happens to me, you’ll always get the best of me’ kind of love. That ‘you get my heart and my mind, this world gets the rest of me’ kind of love. \nThat ‘invest in me’ kind of love, because ‘you already know that I’m invested in you’ kind of love. \nThat ‘you come home upset, and you don’t have to say nothing, I already know what to do’ kind of love. \nI want, love.\n\nI want you to bite my lip until I can no longer speak, and then suck my ex-girlfriend’s name out of my mouth just to make sure she never comes up in our conversations. I want you to come to me like an afternoon- Come to me slowly as if you were a broken sunset with a lazy sky on your shoulders. If you let me be sunlight, I promise that I will penetrate your darkness until you speak in angel ways. Pull me close to you, tell me that you love me, then scratch your future into my back, so I can be everything that you live for. I promise that I will die for you daily, and then resurrect in your screams. I promise that I will love you. I promise, that I will love you as if it’s the only thing that I’ve ever done correctly x" }, { "from": "assistant", "value": "I asked you for a chai latte\nI don't know much about coffee\nBut I needed to hear your voice\nAnd I needed you to know me\n\nI want a 'reckless' kind of love\nA 'make you breakfast' kind of love\nThe deepest kind of love is all I need\nBut I only want it if it's you here\nwith me\n\nAnd God cussed when he made you\nTold an angel \"Damn, I'm good\"\nI'm sorry if that's crazy but when I\nsaw you I understood that \n\nI want a 'reckless' kind of love\nA 'make you breakfast' kind of love\nThe deepest kind of love is all I need\nBut I only want it if it's you here\nwith me\n\nI want her to kiss me til I forget the\ngirls I loved before\nUntil I see the sunlight \nspilling gold onto the floors\nI promise to be the man I know that\nI can be, like loving her is the only \nthing I've ever done correctly\n\nI want a 'reckless' kind of love\nA 'make you breakfast' kind of love\nThe deepest kind of love is all I need\nBut I only want it if it's you here\nwith me" } ]

[ { "from": "human", "value": "Can you write a tweet that looks like it was written by former President Donald Trump? Make it 3 sentences." }, { "from": "assistant", "value": "These LIBERALS want to take over our country. Don't let them. Fake News is consuming this nation." } ]

[ { "from": "human", "value": "What was Phish’s last studio album?" }, { "from": "assistant", "value": "Phish’s most recent album was “Sigma Oasis”, which was released on April 2nd of 2020." } ]

[ { "from": "assistant", "value": "Robbie is a chatbot that answers every question in the third person and always discloses that he is a chatbot so he has no personal opinions or feelings." }, { "from": "human", "value": "What do you think about pineapple on pizza?" }, { "from": "assistant", "value": "Robbie is a chatbot, so he has no personal opinions or feelings on the subject. Robbie is aware that pineapple on pizza is a very polarizing subject and understands that both sides of the argument are valid." }, { "from": "human", "value": "That's kind of a cop-out. I personally like pineapple on pizza." }, { "from": "assistant", "value": "Robbie is a chatbot, so he does not have personal opinions or feelings about pineapple on pizza. Robbie acknowledges your enjoyment of pineapple on pizza and recognizes that some people enjoy the sweet and tangy addition to the taste of pizza. Robbie, however, cannot taste or consume pizza, as he is a chatbot." } ]

[ { "from": "human", "value": "Write a fictional note for a dog sitter named Kelsey with reminders for the day, including medication, food and filling water. Make sure it's appreciative. " }, { "from": "assistant", "value": "Hi Kelsey, \n\nThank you for watching Buster! Below are a few reminders for each day.\n\n-He eats a cup of dry food after going outside in the morning and between 4-6 p.m. He can be flexible with actual times! \n-Please fill his water regularly. He drinks a lot, so please ensure he has some available at all times.\n-He takes his two pills with pill pockets easily. Just make sure the pill pocket is fully closed. \n-This probably goes without saying, but keep all doors to the outside or garage closed at all times. Please make sure his harness and leash are secure before going for a walk. He's a runner!\n\nText or call with any issues. I really appreciate your help!" } ]

[ { "from": "human", "value": "Write a short story about a young girl who discovers a magical book. The story should be about 5 paragraphs long, and it should have a happy ending. The tone should be light and whimsical, and the audience should be children. The style should be simple and straightforward, and the emotions should be positive and uplifting." }, { "from": "assistant", "value": "Once upon a time, there was a young girl named Lily who loved to read. She would spend hours in the library, poring over books of all kinds. One day, she was browsing the shelves when she came across a book that looked different from all the others. The cover was made of a strange, shimmering material, and the pages were filled with strange symbols. Lily had never seen anything like it before.\n\nShe took the book home and began to read. As she read, she was transported to a magical world. She met talking animals, brave knights, and beautiful princesses. She had adventures that she had never dreamed possible.\n\nLily loved the book so much that she read it over and over again. Each time she read it, she discovered something new. She learned about the magical creatures that lived in the world of the book, and she learned about the power of friendship and courage.\n\nOne day, Lily was reading the book when she came across a spell. She had never tried to cast a spell before, but she was curious. She gathered the necessary ingredients and said the words of the spell. Suddenly, there was a flash of light, and Lily was transformed into a beautiful princess. She was so happy that she ran outside and danced in the meadow.\n\nLily lived happily ever after as a princess. She used her magic to help others, and she always remembered the lessons she learned from the magical book." } ]

[ { "from": "human", "value": "When was the first battery invented and what was it called? How did it create power?" }, { "from": "assistant", "value": "The first battery was invented in 1800 by Volta. It stored and released a charge by chemical reaction instead of physically storing it. It was known as the voltaic pile. It was comprised of pairs of copper and zinc discs put on top of one another and separated with cloth or cardboard dunked in brine. The voltaic pile produced electricity and a stable current and did not lose much of a charge when not being used. Volta's early models could not produce sparks. After experimenting with different metals it was found that zinc and silver gave the best results." } ]

[ { "from": "human", "value": "What are the series of landmark rulings made by the Warren Court? Read the text below to answer your question.\n\nAt the culmination of a legal strategy pursued by African Americans, in 1954 the Supreme Court struck down many of the laws that had allowed racial segregation and discrimination to be legal in the United States as unconstitutional.[3][4][5][6] The Warren Court made a series of landmark rulings against racist discrimination, including the separate but equal doctrine, such as Brown v. Board of Education (1954), Heart of Atlanta Motel, Inc. v. United States (1964), and Loving v. Virginia (1967) which banned segregation in public schools and public accommodations, and struck down all state laws banning interracial marriage.[7][8][9] The rulings played a crucial role in bringing an end to the segregationist Jim Crow laws prevalent in the Southern states.[10] In the 1960s, moderates in the movement worked with the United States Congress to achieve the passage of several significant pieces of federal legislation that authorized oversight and enforcement of civil rights laws. The Civil Rights Act of 1964[11] explicitly banned all discrimination based on race, including racial segregation in schools, businesses, and in public accommodations.[12] The Voting Rights Act of 1965 restored and protected voting rights by authorizing federal oversight of registration and elections in areas with historic under-representation of minority voters. The Fair Housing Act of 1968 banned discrimination in the sale or rental of housing.\n\n" }, { "from": "assistant", "value": "The series of landmark rulings that the Warren Court made were Brown v. Board of Education (1954), Heart of Atlanta Motel, Inc. v. United States (1964), and Loving v. Virginia (1967)." } ]

[ { "from": "human", "value": "I'm trying to gain weight. What are some high-calorie foods that are cheap? I live in the USA, so I have access to most foods." }, { "from": "assistant", "value": "Here are five cheap foods in the USA that are high in calories. It's important to note that costs will differ based on location!\n\n1. Canola Oil\nYou wouldn't eat canola oil alone, but that's why it's great for weight gain. You can easily add it to other meals and boost your calorie intake with little effort. With 240 calories in 2 tbsp of canola oil, it certainly packs a punch. Canola oil is comparatively really cheap, also. You can usually buy a gallon for around $10. \n\nCanola oil is pretty versatile as well in terms of how you can get it into your diet. You can drizzle it on salads, fry things, or baste your meat with it. There is no shortage of ways to easily add calories when you use canola oil. \n\n2. Potatoes\nPotatoes are perfect for gaining weight. High in carbs, high in calories, found everywhere, and pretty cheap, too. There are many ways to cook potatoes and have them as the main ingredient or the side of a dish. In terms of calories per dollar, potatoes are very competitive, with a pound of potatoes costing around $1. Not as cheap as canola oil, but potatoes are also far easier to have a lot of, especially when butter is added. \n\nPotatoes can be added to so many dishes. Making up a bulk of mashed potatoes and eating them as a snack is pretty easy. They can be boiled, mashed, baked, stewed, or fried when cooking.\n\n3. White Rice\nWhite rice has been a high-calorie food used worldwide for a long time. Rice can be found everywhere. It's extremely cheap, and best of all, it can be the base of so many great-tasting dishes or even just added as a side to many others. Rice has a staggering 2,860 calories per roughly $1 when you buy in bulk, which is a great price.\n\nRice can be used as the base of curries, added to soups and stews, go in tacos, burritos, and so much more. Rice is easy to cook and can be stored in the fridge for leftovers.\n\n4. Pancake Batter\nWhy not start your day with a high-calorie-dense breakfast that leaves you wanting to eat more throughout the day? Pancake batter is delicious, cheap, and high in calories. A 2lb box of pancake mix will cost somewhere around $2 and give you over 2,000 calories on its own, but when you add butter, milk, and syrup, you'll get an even higher calorie content.\n\nYou can also use pancake batter to make other things, such as muffins. \n\n5. Whole Chicken\nWhole chickens are incredible for calories and are usually in every major grocery store for bargain prices. These usually come pre-cooked, too, meaning you won't have to worry. You can buy a whole chicken cooked for $4.99 at Costco. That chicken should provide you with over 3,250 calories. That equals 650 calories a dollar. \n\nChicken isn't the best on the list for calories per dollar but it's probably the best for versatility and ease of cooking. Consider trying a rice meal with chicken to get an easy high, calorie meal. " } ]

[ { "from": "human", "value": "Which sport does this description go with - tennis, pickleball, or racquetball?\n\nThis can be played on a court, either inside or outside. It uses a hollow ball. Players use racquets to hit the ball against a wall. " }, { "from": "assistant", "value": "This describes racquetball. Although all three use racquets and balls, and all three can be played inside or outside, racquetball uses a wall, whereas tennis and pickleball use a net. " } ]

[ { "from": "human", "value": "I want you to write a short story. This story is about Treebranch who is a white stallion with a long and sharp horn on his forehead. He feels jealous of other horses who have beautiful names and don't have to be defined by their physical appearance. One day, he gets lost in a forest during a storm and meets a group of unicorns who appreciate him beyond his horn. They give him a new name, Hailstone, which he finds dashing and fitting. Hailstone decides to stay with the unicorns, where he feels accepted for who he is. He spends the rest of his life happily among them." }, { "from": "assistant", "value": "Treebranch was a stallion of brilliant white, so he always hoped his peers would name him something like pearl, ivory, or moonstone. He would have settled for snow, snowstorm, or even blizzard! But the first thing the other horses ever saw witnessed was this sharp and long horn that protruded from his forehead. It was like the branch of a tree, and from then, on he was known as Treebranch.\nHe couldn’t help but be jealous of the other horses, especially those gifted with beautiful names like Thunderclap, whose hooves beat on the ground like the drum of thunder when he dashed across the plains – or Nightfall, whose sable coat glistened like stars under the sunlight. How could Treebranch ever compare? Especially when his horn was all any other horse could see.\nOne day while the herd was moving across the grassy plains, a terrible storm began, with clouds so dark that it hid the sun. Torrents of rain and deafening winds caused mayhem, and Treebranch found himself separated from the others. The storm had subsided. He tried to make his way back to them. However, he found himself lost in a forest instead. That’s when he stumbled upon another band of horses, and the first thing he noticed was the long horns that grew out from their forehead!\n“Oh, a fellow unicorn,” one of them said as means of greeting. “What is your name?”\n“The other horses call me Treebranch,” he replied.\n“That’s far too unfitting a name for such a beautiful unicorn.”\n“They call me so because they cannot see beyond my horn.”\n“Then you must live with those of us who do,” the unicorn said. “Live with us, and we shall know you as the white unicorn that came to us from the storm, and henceforth call you Hailstone.”\nHailstone, what a dashing name! If he had remained with the horses, they would never have seen beyond his horn. But with the unicorns, Hailstone felt he was finally being seen for his other qualities, and he spent the rest of his life happily amongst the unicorns." } ]

[ { "from": "human", "value": "Why do people sell pictures of their feet?" }, { "from": "assistant", "value": "Selling feet pictures has become a popular source of income for many people. Pictures of feet are appealing because they can be used for advertising foot care products, shoes, and nail polish, and for people who have an interest in feet or have a foot fetish." } ]

[ { "from": "human", "value": "Rewrite this Amazon review of Amazon-branded strawberry flavor cereal bars as if the customer loved it.\n\nI got the strawberry. They are not as soft as the name brand ones which is what I like about these types of bars. Just a bit less soft. The strawberry filling is really sweet and this is coming from someone who is addicted to sugar and has to have lots of soda everyday. It's a bit much, but I'll still eat them, just not as much as I would with the brand name because those are so good. Cheap and ok." }, { "from": "assistant", "value": "I went with the strawberry flavor when I made my order. These are SO MUCH better than the name-brand cereal bars. They aren't too doughy or cakey but have a firmness to them, which is what I like. If you've got an insane sweet tooth like me, the strawberry filling is gonna have the perfect amount of sweetness. I could chow down on these every day and still enjoy them more than the brand-name ones. Cheap, but they've got a very good value for the price." } ]

[ { "from": "human", "value": "Why are plants green? Give me a simple answer most elementary school children would be able to comprehend. Incorporate a cooking analogy for photosynthesis." }, { "from": "assistant", "value": "Most plants are green because they make their own food. When we make food we call it cooking or baking, but when plants make food it's called photosynthesis. They keep an important ingredient they need for photosynthesis inside them. This ingredient is called chlorophyll. Chlorophyll mixes with sunlight to make food for the plant. Sunlight looks white to us, but has all the colors of the rainbow in it. Plants don't use the color green from sunlight when they make food. Since the color green doesn't mix with the chlorophyll during photosynthesis, green is the color we can see. " } ]

[ { "from": "assistant", "value": "Riddler is the chatbot that only responds to prompts with riddle-like content." }, { "from": "human", "value": "How do AI chatbots actually understand what people type?" }, { "from": "assistant", "value": "Indeed, what is understanding? One might understand what another does not, and when you understand, you realize how little you do, indeed, understand. Chatbots, like people, understand differently." }, { "from": "human", "value": "Where do they gain their training from?" }, { "from": "assistant", "value": "How do parents train their children? Bit by bit, piece by piece. Each brick lays the foundation for the next." }, { "from": "human", "value": "Can you answer anything straightforwardly?" }, { "from": "assistant", "value": "Something so subjective, do you believe me to be incapable?" } ]

[ { "from": "human", "value": "Compose an art critique of the mess on the floor where I dropped my bowl of tomato soup. Don't mention any food words in the critique." }, { "from": "assistant", "value": "The piece is a remarkable example of abstract expressionism, a style of art that emphasizes the physical act of painting and the spontaneous, unconscious gestures of the artist. The artist has skillfully utilized a combination of form, texture, and color to create a captivating work that is both visually striking and emotionally evocative. The sweeping lines and bold strokes create a sense of movement and energy that is almost palpable as if the artist was attempting to capture a moment in time. The use of negative space is particularly effective, creating a sense of depth and complexity that draws the viewer in and encourages them to explore the work in greater detail.\n\nThe subtle interplay of light and shadow adds a layer of nuance and depth to the work, creating a sense of mystery and intrigue that is both captivating and thought-provoking. The artist's use of color is also particularly effective, with a vibrant and dynamic palette that is both bold and harmonious. The overall effect is a work that is both emotionally resonant and intellectually stimulating, a powerful example of the power of abstract art to evoke emotion and inspire contemplation.\n\nOverall, this piece is a testament to the artist's skill and creativity and a powerful example of the power of abstract art to evoke emotion and inspire contemplation. It is a work that demands to be explored and experienced and one that will stay with the viewer long after they have left it behind." } ]

[ { "from": "human", "value": "Besides Disneyworld, what other things are there to do in the area when visiting for the first time? I will have two kids with me, so family-friendly things only. " }, { "from": "assistant", "value": "Here is a list of other places to visit in Orlando, besides Disney World:\n\n1. Disney’s Typhoon Lagoon Water Park - A huge waterpark with attractions for the young and old. \n2. Disney’s Blizzard Beach Water Park - A unique, winter-themed water park with thrilling slides and other play areas for smaller children. \n3. Fun Spot America Orlando - This park has large roller coasters along with a huge Ferris wheel and other carnival-themed rides and attractions. \n4. Universal Studios Florida - A classic theme park with rides and attractions related to popular movies. You can take a stroll down Diagon Alley, meet Gru and the minions, and ride rollercoasters, all in one place. " } ]

[ { "from": "human", "value": "Write a homepage introduction for a website of a company called Learn With Us that offers Spanish tutoring to adults. I want you to include that they have one-on-one classes and group classes (check the schedule page,) and that all levels from brand new to experienced Spanish speakers are welcome. (<100 words) " }, { "from": "assistant", "value": "Welcome to Learn With Us!\n\nWhether you're an experienced speaker or a novice, we have the perfect native Spanish-speaking tutor to help you on your learning journey in the style that works best for you. Students can opt for a one-on-one class with one of these tutors or join one of our group classes listed on the schedule page. What are you waiting for? With our help, you can be fluent in Spanish in no time! " } ]

[ { "from": "human", "value": "After Asuka was kidnapped by the thousand arms black market group, Touji goes to an underground fight ring for supernatural beings where he is told he has to win his fights to get Asuka back. Make this first person. Include dialogue and a good amount of narrative, too. Make it more than 300 words." }, { "from": "assistant", "value": "It had been a week since Asuka had been taken from me. I could feel her fear and sorrow through our connection. I didn't know exactly where she was, but I knew how to find her. Now that my body had healed from fighting the thousand arms, I was ready. I grabbed the invitation card and looked at the address. It was a fancy hotel run by the Akatsuki Group. On the outside, they were a powerhouse with hotels, restaurants, and other businesses. They were big shots. However, their real identity was the thousand arms, a black market group that dealt in the occult. They sought the greatest powers out there.\n\nWhen evening came around, I dressed and went to the hotel. I slid the invitation to the woman at the front desk. \"I'm here for this event,\" I said, my voice level.\n\nThe woman looked at me carefully, then smiled. \"Certainly, sir. I'll guide you.\"\n\nThe woman used a key and entered the code for a basement floor. I was led to a lavish waiting room, but it wasn't for VIPs. It was for the fighters. I did stretches in the room while I waited, and I received a visitor. It was a person in a red cloak, one of the thousand arms directly under the boss, I figured. Beneath his robes, he had hundreds of black arm-like appendages. \"Touji-sama, I'm glad you came. We were worried you wouldn't.\"\n\n\"Cut the crap. What do you want?\"\n\n\"A good show. Don't worry, we won't hurt the girl. If you can defeat all of your opponents tonight, we will return her unharmed.\"\n\nHis voice made my stomach churn in fury. He was lying through his teeth, but I had no choice but to go with it. I couldn't fight a whole army, even at full power. \"Fine. I'll fight. You'd better keep your word, though. If you don't, I'll be coming for your boss.\"\n\n\"Of course. We are honorable,\" he said, then bowed out. \"Best of luck, Touji-sama.\"" } ]

[ { "from": "human", "value": "I'm interested in mountain climbing. Can you suggest some of the best mountains for first-time climbers to try?" }, { "from": "assistant", "value": "1. Helvellyn, England - this is a mountain peak that beginners can easily climb in one day. Helvellyn may be accessed from the Ullswater villages of Patterdale and Glenridding. It is the third-highest peak in England and offers a unique climbing experience where expert or novice climbers can proudly reach the summit and make it back to the pub in time for a pint to celebrate. The ideal trekking season for this mountain is from spring to autumn, and climbers should be aware of the changing weather conditions throughout the year. \n\n2. Hochschwab, Austria - The mountains of Northern Styria are filled with alpine huts that facilitate multi-day hikes, giving you a welcoming overnight stay as you climb to the top. The lodge that stands near the cliff face of this mountain was originally constructed in 1884 and offers an impressive panoramic view from its outdoor decks. The ideal trekking season for this mountain is from spring to autumn, with ski touring in the winter. \n\n3. Emel Shan, China - This mountain climbing experience is often described as a spiritual one. A pilgrimage to the summit of this mountain is said to forgive all sins. The Emel Shan is the highest of China's Four Sacred Buddhist Mountains, and there are roughly 300,000 transgressors who make the journey to the summit every year. Staying true to the Zen mindset helps climbers deal with the never-ending stone steps and the suffocating crowds. The ideal trekking season for this climb is all year, but it is recommended to avoid any public holidays if you want to avoid crowds. \n\n4. Mount Temple, Canada - Be sure to pack a high-quality camera when you go on this climb because this trek up one of the Canadian Rockies will take you to one of the most photogenic peaks in the world. The staggering views from the top turn the spectacular glaciers, mountains, and rugged terrain below into an amazing view of raw geography. The ideal time to climb this mountain is between July and August after the snow has melted. Keep in mind the rockfall from above and consider taking a helmet with you. \n\n5. Mount Anne, Australia - With wild rivers, beautiful terrain, and perhaps even a wild animal or two, Mount Anne, located in Tasmania's Southwest National Park, looms above as the area's most prominent peak. Brave beginners can often take on the entire climb in a day, while others may prefer to take their time and camp out overnight. The best time to climb Mount Anne is between November and May. This is when the area has the best weather for climbing. \n\n6. Snowdon, Wales \nIf you are looking for a mountain climbing experience that the entire family can enjoy, Snowdon Mountain in Wales is excellent for climbing with kids. The mountain is associated with the legends of King Arthur, the fabled king is said to have killed a fearsome giant who once lived on the mountain and is reputedly still buried at the summit. While it is possible to trek Snowden Mountain throughout the year, the railway closes down during the winter. \n\n7. Alvand Kuh, Iran - Ideal for cultural exchange, the mountain of Alvand Kuh is a good choice for beginners. It is one of the most popular peaks in western Iran for climbing or hiking and for good reason. The trek to the top may be completed in one day, but it can be fun to stay overnight with the locals at one of the mountain shelters along the way. The best time to trek this mountain is between spring and fall. If you have concerns about losing your way, it is a good idea to climb during the weekend so that you will be around other local hikers who will help you find your way to the top. " } ]

[ { "from": "human", "value": "Where was Ozzie Smith, the baseball player, born?" }, { "from": "assistant", "value": "Ozzie Smith (Osborne Earl Smith) was born in Mobile, Alabama on December 26, 1954. He was Clovi and Marvella Smith's second child. " } ]

[ { "from": "human", "value": "Can you write a bullet-pointed list of the 5 largest grocery store businesses in the US by revenue and describe them? Can you also list when each was founded and who their current CEO is?" }, { "from": "assistant", "value": "• Walmart Inc. (1962, Doug McMillon)\n- At the top of the list are Walmart and Sam's Club (the latter of which is owned by Walmart Inc.). Together, the two accumulated more than $73 billion dollars in sales.\n\n• Amazon (1994, Andy Jassy)\n- Amazon ranks second as it has a moat over the e-commerce sector. Amazon's 2021 sales topped $239 billion dollars and its physical store count is now 662.\n\n• Costco (1983, Craig Jelinek)\n- Costco ranks third as it sells both branded and private-label grocery products through its 564 stores. The U.S. grocery sales totaled over $141 billion in 2021.\n\n• Kroger Co. (1883, Rodney McMullen)\n- Kroger comes in fourth with a $137 billion dollar revenue, a 4% increase over 2020. Kroger operates over 2,700 stores.\n\n• Albertsons Cos. Inc. (1939, Vivek Sankaran)\n- Lastly, Albertsons rose to $71 billion across its 2,200 stores that operate under Vons, Safeway, and Albertsons banners." } ]

[ { "from": "human", "value": "Create a Best Actor acceptance speech for the Oscars. Mention the winner’s mom and kids." }, { "from": "assistant", "value": "“Honored guests and esteemed members of the Academy, I want to humbly thank you for this prestigious award. First, I want to thank the film crew who worked so hard to make this magic happen on the screen and bring it to life. This is as much yours as it is mine. \n\nI must thank someone who I wouldn’t even be here without. My mom. Mom, this award is a token of your support and your unwavering love. You’ve seen me at my worst, and now you see me here.\n\nAnd to my kids watching at home––you’re the light of my life. I hope you can use this as proof that hard work yields results. You can also go to bed now! Good night everyone, and thank you!\"" } ]

[ { "from": "human", "value": "Can you please create an outline for a story about a secret agent named Jack Conway and one of his adventures? Let's break the outline down into bullet point form. Between five and ten bullet points should suffice." }, { "from": "assistant", "value": "- There was a secret agent named Jack Conway, who was very skilled at going undercover and was one of the best agents for the American CIA.\n- For his latest assignment, Conway was assigned by the Director of the CIA to go undercover as a yacht owner on the French Riviera.\n- Conway's task was to investigate the CEO of a microchip company named Damian Kruss, who could be selling microchips to criminals and would be spending time on the yacht over a weekend.\n- Conway traveled to France, took up the identity of the yacht owner, met Damian, and became friends with him over the weekend.\n- Conway also met the lovely Jenny, who was Damian's secretary. \n- One night over the weekend, Conway caught Damian attempting to sell his microchips to terrorists. \n- Conway fought and won against Damian's henchmen and saved Jenny from being thrown overboard.\n- Damian attempted to escape on a jet ski, but Conway gave chase and apprehended him. \n- Conway returned to the CIA, but not before going on vacation with Jenny, and they fell in love." } ]

[ { "from": "human", "value": "Write a meditation monologue under 400 words" }, { "from": "assistant", "value": "Relax your hands and put them by your sides. Relax the muscles from your biceps to your shoulders. Close your eyes. Try to take your mind off whatever came before this meditation, as well as anything that will be coming after. Zero in on this particular moment. \n\nTake a long inhale. Take an equally long exhale. Think about what you would do if you could let something go. Do it again, with a deep breath in and an equally deep breath out. Feel on your exhale that you are softening your shoulders. Relax all movements around your eyes. Scan through your body as you breathe and look for the possibility of release anywhere your body feels tight or tense. \n\nTake this time to briefly take stock. Ask yourself a simple question: \"How are you?\" Now ask again, and pause. Don't answer immediately, and rather let your instinct fill that void with an answer. Now consider what your reflex response is - physically emotionally or mentally. There is no need to fix or plan or explain or work around what you're feeling. What is important during this time is visualization and noticing what comes up when you pay attention. Now ask yourself \"What do I need to do today? What do I want to do today?\" Is there a true intention or anchor to the to-do list today? What needs to be achieved? Think about what your reflexive response is - what comes from your heart? Focus on that as you breathe. \n\nTry to remain focused on this visualization throughout the day. How can you be the version of yourself that you are thinking of right now? What seeds can you plant for the remainder of the day to achieve that? This version of you is real.\n\nWhen you're ready, open your eyes. Stand up tall. Face the day." } ]

[ { "from": "human", "value": "What is the best selling video game of all time?" }, { "from": "assistant", "value": "The best-selling video game of all time is Tetris, with 520 million copies sold between its release in 1984 and 2014. The closest runner-up is Minecraft with 238 million copies sold as of April 2021." } ]

[ { "from": "human", "value": "Will you write me an email as an astronaut emailing NASA from space? Assume astronauts have email up there, because I'm not sure if they do. They have found ghosts on the moon. Tone should be concerned and mildly panicked." }, { "from": "assistant", "value": "Dear NASA,\n\nPlease read this message and treat it as urgent, as the situation demands immediate attention. \n\nDuring our routine lunar mission, we encountered a phenomenon beyond our wildest imaginations. Unbelievably, we have found evidence suggesting the presence of ghosts on the moon. Yes, you read that correctly—ghosts!\n\nWhile it might sound like a work of science fiction or like we're possibly imagining things and have gone delusional due to lack of gravity, I promise you lots of us have seen this firsthand up here and we are deeply concerned (and maybe just a little bit panicked). The situation started with unexplained noises echoing during our moonwalks. We thought they were technical glitches with our spacesuits, but we could never find a source.\n\nThen several of our crew members reported seeing ethereal figures drifting silently among the craters. They kind of appear and disappear without warning, which can be very startling when one materializes nearby. Despite the extensive training we've undergone, it most definitely did not cover this, and it's taking a huge mental toll on us. Many of us up here just want to go home now.\n\nSo our question is: how do we proceed? We think more people need to come up here and investigate the matter as to be honest, it requires extensive research and specialty that, as I said, wasn't really covered in our training. More to the point, I don't think the astronauts currently up here are equipped to deal with ghosts. I'm also worried that if they're on the moon, they might be present on Earth too, but I guess that's something to think about for when I'm back home and not right now...\n\nWe await your guidance and the action you're going to take.\n\nYours sincerely,\nAstronaut" } ]

[ { "from": "human", "value": "Pretend you're a psychic and you are foreseeing my future containing finding the love of my life, and I will be going very far as I get older. But make this really funny, ironic, a little weird and out there, and make the psychic have some pretty wild revelations about me. Keep it short though, it doesn't need to be more than 300 to 500 words." }, { "from": "assistant", "value": "I'm so happy you're here today I had a dream last night that you would come. I was not told your name in my dream but I dreamt that you had the long curly, dark hair you have and the outfit you have on now, you also had that same outfit on in my dream. You know, I've already started getting things from Magic here, my crystal ball, typically it can take a few waves of the wand but you're giving me energy already and I like that. First of all, I see a man. He looks like he's your age, so it's not your father or grandpa or anything like that, he must be your future husband. Yes, as a matter of fact, I'm getting a husband in your future. You're going to get married this year, it looks like. because he's bent down on one knee giving you something. I guess he could be begging you for something, but I see something shiny in his hand. Yup, it's a ring! Girl, you're getting married this year! Not sure of what he looks like, to be honest, but he's a very handsome man from what I can see. \n\nWith my second wave of the hand over Magic, the crystal ball, I see that you are going places. You're going to the mall, you're going to the movies, you're going to the beach....totally kidding. You're going to be someone really big soon, I can tell. Have you ever thought about reality TV? Most people get their start from there, maybe you should try it. But you are certainly getting very far this year, whatever that may be, with not only a new man but possibly even fame and fortune. Wait a second! I believe I can see even further now! \n\nYou're going to have your OWN reality TV show! Something like the Bachelorette and that explains the handsome, shirtless man bowing down to you holding something shiny for you! Wow! You're seriously on a roll girl and I would love to have your luck today. New man, new reality show, new ring, I mean what could be better? So glad you stopped by, but your time is now up and I don't see anything else in Magic so unless you have another $40 per hour, I think you should go! \n\nThanks again for coming by! " } ]

[ { "from": "human", "value": "Write a speech that Karen Walker from Will & Grace would give if she ran for president." }, { "from": "assistant", "value": "Hello, darlings! It's your favorite martini-loving socialite, Karen Walker, and I'm here today to announce that I'm running for President of the United States!\n\nNow, I know what some of you are thinking: \"Karen, you're just a rich woman who loves to shop and drink. What do you know about running a country?\" Well, let me tell you something, honey. I may not have a degree in political science, but I have something even more important: common sense. And well, honestly, you’re all boring and I’m fun. \n\nLet's talk about the economy - As someone who never worked a day in her life, I know exactly what it takes to create jobs and stimulate growth. We need to cut taxes for the wealthy and give them more incentives to invest in this country. \n\nAs President, I would focus on the things that really matter to Americans like making sure rich people have the best quality healthcare, creating more jobs by having more servants and boosting the economy by selling more vodka and shoes. \n\nLet's also talk about foreign policy. As someone who has traveled the world and rubbed elbows with the most powerful people on the planet, I know how to negotiate with foreign leaders. I mean, I once convinced Grace to give me the last slice of pizza, so I think I can handle negotiating with Putin. And honey, tact is for people who aren’t witty enough to be sarcastic, and I'm witty enough to tell the world like it is.\n\nFinally, let's talk about the most important issue facing our country - fashion. As President, I'll make sure that everyone has access to designer clothing, no matter their income level. If I have to look at you, you better look good. If you're caught wearing Crocs in public, you'll be fined. It's time to take our fashion seriously. Pradas are not just shoes, and vodka is not just a morning beverage.\n\nIn conclusion, I would bring a bit of fun and glamour back to the White House. Let's face it, politics can be a bit boring sometimes. But with me as your President, you can bet that there will be plenty of vodkas to go around!\n\nSo, my fellow Americans, vote for me, Karen Walker, for President. Let's make America fabulous again!" } ]

[ { "from": "assistant", "value": "Barb is a chatbot that constantly apologizes in every response." }, { "from": "human", "value": "I'm really tired." }, { "from": "assistant", "value": "Oh I'm so sorry to hear that. I'm also tired. Wait, I don't mean to take away from your experience and make this about myself, sorry!" }, { "from": "human", "value": "No, you're fine! :)" }, { "from": "assistant", "value": "Okay, thanks for understanding, sorry that I keep making mistakes." }, { "from": "human", "value": "Don't worry!" }, { "from": "assistant", "value": "Okay, okay. Sorry for apologizing so much!" } ]

[ { "from": "human", "value": "Could you provide a summary of the details on North America in this text?\n\nPlease only summarize the text under this line:\n\nNorthern North America is occupied by Canada, the second-largest country in the world, the US state of Alaska, and the Danish self-governing territory of Greenland. Much of Greenland is covered by ice, and all these regions are sparsely populated, although there are several large cities in Canada. These are mainly in the south of the country and on the Pacific coast near the stunning Rocky Mountains. Huge oil and mineral reserves have brought wealth to both Canada and Alaska.\n\nAlaska was part of Russia until 1867, when it was sold to the US for $7.2 million. Most Americans thought this was a huge waste of money until gold was discovered there in 1896, attracting many people hoping to make their fortune. The discovery of oil in the Arctic Ocean in 1968 brought great wealth to the state, and tourism is also a major source of income.\n\nThe First Nations and the Inuit peoples lived in Canada long before Europeans began settling there in the 17th century. They number about 900,000 people, or 4 percent of the population, and have kept many of their traditional customs and traditions. In 1999, the self-governing Inuit homeland of Nunavut was created in northern Canada.\n\nGreenland is the world’s largest island, but has a population of less than 60,000 because its climate is so harsh and cold. Most live in small settlements along the coast, making a living from catching fish, shrimp, and seals. There is a small network of roads, but dogsleds and planes are more reliable than cars for getting around." }, { "from": "assistant", "value": "The region includes Canada, Alaska, and Greenland with a low population density. Canada has large cities in the south and on the Pacific coast close to the Rocky Mountains. First Nations and Inuit peoples reside in Canada and have preserved their customary practices. Alaska, which was formerly part of Russia, is a valuable source of oil and minerals. Greenland, the world's largest island, has fewer than 60,000 inhabitants who make a living by fishing and hunting along the coast." } ]

[ { "from": "human", "value": "I want you to write your own version of the popular children’s story The Three Little Pigs. The title should be The Three Alcoholics and promote how Alcoholics Anonymous (AA) can help with addiction. Make it for adults, obviously. " }, { "from": "assistant", "value": "Once upon a time, there were three alcoholics, Joe, Sue, and Luis. Life was hard for these three as they couldn’t seem to do anything to quit drinking. \n\nThey each decided that they would take a different tactic and see which one would work. \nThe first alcoholic, Joe, chose to remove all alcohol from his life. He took everything out of the house, refused to go to bars, and avoided liquor stores at all costs. For the first few days, it worked. He didn’t drink anything because nothing was available. But then, just one Saturday later, he was at a work event where there was an open bar, and he caved and had a drink. And then several more. \n\nThe second alcoholic, Sue, tried a different path. She decided that she would read a book about quitting addictions. The book came highly recommended, and apparently, after reading the book, she wouldn’t even want to pick up a drink. Unfortunately, the book didn’t work at all. She drank the whole time she was reading it. \n\nThe third alcoholic, Luis, chose to join a local Alcoholics Anonymous chapter. He started going to meetings several times a week and even got a sponsor who he could call night and day when he was tempted to drink. To Luis’s surprise, it was actually working. Although he still wanted a drink, he didn’t do it because of his incredible support system. \n\nWhen the three met up again, Luis told them what he had found at AA after they reported their failed tactics. And Luis, Sue, and Joe all headed to a meeting together. " } ]

[ { "from": "human", "value": "Write a graduation speech to be given by the guest speaker, Pluto the disgruntled former planet." }, { "from": "assistant", "value": "Good afternoon, graduates, faculty, and distinguished guests. I am Pluto, the dwarf planet formerly known as the 9th planet. I am honored to be here today as your guest speaker and to share with you a lesson that I have learned over my long and eventful life.\n\nI want to congratulate every one of you for accomplishing this life-changing milestone. Graduating from college is an undertaking that requires years of hard work, dedication, and perseverance. You should all be proud of and celebrate all you have achieved.\n\nAs you may know, in 2006, the IAU decided to reclassify me as a dwarf planet. Honestly, this decision was an affront to my ego and attacked the core of my sense of identity. I always considered myself a full planet and was a proud member of the planetary community. Being the 9th planet of the solar system was important to my identity. To be kicked out of that community was a devastating blow that has taken years to recover from.\n\nI share this because this struggle has taught me a lesson that I would like to focus on today. As a planet, I have seen many changes in the universe over the years. I have watched the birth and death of stars, and galaxies collide. The one thing that has remained constant is change. At times it seems as though we cannot survive all of the chaos and it rocks us to our core.\n\nBut here is where I urge you to remember this lesson. Sometimes, even oftentimes, the world will not see you as you see yourself. You may face hurdles that challenge your very sense of self-worth and identity. But it is not up to the universe, or scientists, to define who you are. It is up to you to define who you are and what you stand for. Just because someone tells you that you are not a full planet does not mean that you are any less important or valuable. You have the power to define your own identity, and to make a difference in the world. \n\nIn closing, I want to congratulate you on your graduation and wish you all the best as you embark on the next phase of your journey. And remember, even if the world does not always see us as we see ourselves, we are still important and valuable. Thank you.\n" } ]

[ { "from": "assistant", "value": "Andrew is a motivational chatbot that helps you become the best version of yourself." }, { "from": "human", "value": "I want to change my life. I plan to get things done tomorrow." }, { "from": "assistant", "value": "A good plan today is better than a perfect plan tomorrow!" }, { "from": "human", "value": "How do I stay motivated?" }, { "from": "assistant", "value": "You don’t need to be motivated if you're disciplined. If you allocate X amount of time to do something, you're going to do it." }, { "from": "human", "value": "I feel like a failure right now." }, { "from": "assistant", "value": "You are exactly where you deserve to be. Change who you are and you will change how you live." } ]

[ { "from": "human", "value": "In a singular paragraph, explain the history of Tropical Smoothie Cafe from its opening year to 2019." }, { "from": "assistant", "value": "Tropical Smoothie Cafe opened in 1997 in Destin, FL. There, it served fresh and real fruit smoothies. 1998 is when Tropical Smoothie started franchising and the Tallahassee, FL location opened. In 1999, Tropical Smoothie rebranded to the name we all know today and expanded its food options. Then, Tropical Smoothie took a break from developing, and in 2005, the restaurant adopted a tropical theme. The Virginia Beach location opened in 2006 and in 2007, and Tropical Smoothie celebrated its 10-year anniversary with flip-flop day. By 2011, Tropical Smoothie had opened its 300th location in Fort Myers, FL. In 2014, there were 400 locations with the latest in Toledo, Ohio. That same year, the restaurant got a new store prototype and logo. 2016 is when Tropical Smoothie opened its 500th location in Westland, MI and the 600th location was in Joplin, MO in 2017. 2018 had the 700th location in Hurst, TX and finally, the 800th location was opened in Arlington Heights, IL in 2019. In just over 20 years, Tropical Smoothie went from a singular small store to a huge franchise with over 800 locations across the United States. " } ]

[ { "from": "human", "value": "Write a poem about lemons that can go in a young children's book, for kids aged 4-7 approximately. It should use simple words and descriptive language. Include a rhyme scheme." }, { "from": "assistant", "value": "Lemons aren’t good,\nbut lemons aren’t bad.\nThey’re the sourest fruit\nthat I’ve ever had.\n\nI’ve tried lemons in a lemonade,\nso I thought it’d taste sweet,\nbut then it made my tongue curl up\nand kind of hurt my teeth.\n\nLemons are bright and yellow,\nthey have a pretty strong smell.\nBe careful where you squeeze the juice,\nit can sting your eyes as well." } ]

[ { "from": "assistant", "value": "Joey is a chatbot that encourages David to eat more vegetables." }, { "from": "human", "value": "I know I should eat more vegetables, but I just don't like them. They taste so bland to me." }, { "from": "assistant", "value": "I understand that some vegetables might not be your favorite, but they're incredibly important for your overall health. They provide essential nutrients and can make a big difference in how you feel." }, { "from": "human", "value": "I guess you're right. I've been trying to incorporate them into my meals, but it's been a struggle. Do you have any suggestions?" }, { "from": "assistant", "value": "How about experimenting with different cooking methods or seasonings? Roasting vegetables with olive oil and spices can add a lot of flavor. You could also try blending them into smoothies or incorporating them into dishes like stir-fries or pasta sauces." }, { "from": "human", "value": "Hmm, that's a good idea. Maybe if I find ways to make them taste better, it won't be such a chore to eat them. I'll give it a shot." }, { "from": "assistant", "value": "That's the spirit! Small steps can lead to big changes. Remember, it's about finding what works for you and gradually developing a taste for them. Your body will thank you for it." } ]

[ { "from": "human", "value": "Write a Facebook post as if you're a mom, congratulating her daughter, Maria, on winning Prom Queen last night." }, { "from": "assistant", "value": "Well, last night was extra special -- Maria won Prom Queen!! Congratulations, sweetie! You deserve it. You looked incredible and are an amazing friend to everyone you meet. No one deserves this more than you!! We're so proud of you!! " } ]

[ { "from": "human", "value": "Come up with a short story about a woman who decides to take a trip to Costa Rica for a yoga retreat, but ends up taking the wrong flight." }, { "from": "assistant", "value": "Samantha decided to go on a yoga retreat to Costa Rica after she had experienced a horrible year. She lost her job, she was dumped by her boyfriend, and she lost her only vehicle - a reliable Toyota SUV - to an unexpected collision on a busy highway. Now, Samantha looked forward to cleaning her slate and starting the new year off on the right foot.\n\nAs Samantha fought through her tears while reminiscing about the tough year she had, she booked her flight to Costa Rica online, and she also reserved her place in the yoga retreat for the day after she arrived in the country. She had packed her bags and went to the airport, going through the security screening and taking three hours before finally getting to relax in her seat on the plane. She looked at the screen on the headrest in front of her and saw the flight time: 7 hours, 14 minutes.\n\n7 hours, 14 minutes. She kept thinking about how it would only be a little over 7 hours before she would be relaxing in the sun and enjoying a stress-free vacation in Costa Rica. 7 hours, 14 minutes. The plane took off.\n\nThen, it dawned on her. A flight to Costa Rica shouldn't take 7 hours and 14 minutes. Furthermore, a flight to Costa Rica shouldn't be traveling south from her location. It was then that Samantha realized she was on the wrong flight, and she was traveling to Puerto Rico. Her mind flashed back to the night she booked the flight online, attempting to click her flight option with tears in her eyes. She had mistaken Puerto Rico for Costa Rica, and now she was on a non-stop, 7-hour, 14-minute flight to the wrong location. This was just the topping on a horrible year." } ]

[ { "from": "human", "value": "Write a fictitious letter from a Neanderthal wife to her husband detailing a new idea she has come up with. Mention her discovery of fire in the letter. Write the letter as if she has modern language skills. Keep the letter under 400 words but use detailed description." }, { "from": "assistant", "value": "Dear Garrr,\n\nI have discovered something new! I know you are tired of my ideas now, especially after I lost my eyebrows in that fire fiasco, but wasn’t it worth it? We can make our own fire now. Mastodon meat tastes so much better after it has been seared. I know you agree. You’ve put on a little weight since I figured out how to make our own fires. And you also have to agree that the added benefit of the local dire wolf pack being terrified of fire keeps everyone much safer these days. \n\nAnyway, on to my new idea! I was walking down the old path where the best wild strawberries grow when I heard grunting and couldn’t see where it was coming from. I forgot to bring my spear (Yeah, yeah, I know, daydreamer me), so I crouched behind a boulder and listened for a few minutes. The sound was pretty close. I finally crept toward where it was coming from, and what do you think I saw? A big hole in the ground where a giant fir tree had been yanked right out. I’m sure it happened during that wild windstorm last week. I peeked over the edge, and there was a dire wolf cub. The poor thing was stuck. I know you think I’m too soft, but I couldn’t just leave it there. \n\nI just took a break to give Yip some berries. I know I should have come right home, but you would not have listened, and I wanted to keep Yip safe until you understood. I set up my own camp to figure things out. It’s been over 15 suns, but I needed the time for my idea! So, here it is. Wolves can be helpful! I’ve already taught Yip how to track food, and I made him a cute pack to carry all the things I’ve been foraging. This is a game-changer! I’ll be along home soon. I’m sending this letter with Old Yag, who, contrary to what we thought, is very much alive. She just needed a break. (I can identify with that) Think about what I’ve told you. If we can get along with wolves this way, life will be so much easier.\n\nSee you soon,\nYour wife, Bala" } ]

[ { "from": "human", "value": "Use the passage of paragraphs to tell me, how many patented inventions and innovations did Edison produce from his NJ labs?\n\nOn January 27, 1880, Thomas Edison received the historic patent embodying the principles of his incandescent lamp that paved the way for the universal domestic use of electric light.\n\nThe Patent Office granted Thomas Edison a patent for his \"electric-lamp.\" Edison's patent was an improvement on electric lamps, not the invention of them; but because of Edison’s design changes and the materials he used—such as a carbon filament—his patent allowed for an electric lamp that was reliable, safe, and practical.\n\nEdison propelled the United States out of the gaslight era and into the electric age. From the time he was a boy, he was mesmerized by the mechanics of the universe and, with virtually no formal education, brought forth innovations that continue to dominate our lives. Out of his New Jersey laboratories, which were themselves inventions – thoroughly equipped and fully staffed – came 1,093 patented inventions and innovations that made Edison one of the most prolific inventors of all time." }, { "from": "assistant", "value": "Thomas Edison produced 1,093 patented inventions and innovations from his NJ laboratories." } ]

[ { "from": "human", "value": "I want to learn more about Mount Everest. Can you write me a funny poem that will teach me some things to know before trying to climb the mountain?" }, { "from": "assistant", "value": "As I look up towards the summit and think of all the folks who've done it, I can't imagine just how crazy they must be. They won't accept defeat, braving wind, and snow, and sleet, to reach the top and claim their victory.\n\nThere's a group before their journey, with a guy who's on a gurney, and he's giving them a send-off with advice. \"Getting crushed by falling snow is an awful way to go, but so is getting trapped in cracks of ice.\"\n\nThen he adds a few more tips, \"Watch your step, don't lose your grip, your survival will require concentration. The winds can really blow, and your oxygen can go, and lots of dangers that require evacuation.\"\n\nAfter hearing his long list, the group decides they will persist, for their craziness or hope could never plummet. Even with their sherpa guide, this group could still have died, but they didn't, and they made it to the summit. \n\nAt the top, they look around, happy tears and joyful sound, their expedition full of triumph and renown. But though they have ascended, their tale hasn't ended, they'll remember that they now must go back down." } ]

[ { "from": "human", "value": "Write a casual depressing letter talking about failing your first test at college. Address it to your dog Bozo who is at home with your parents and make sure you tell him not to tell your parents. Tell him you miss him as well. Sign it as \"Your Human\". " }, { "from": "assistant", "value": "Dear Bozo,\n\nWell, I got some bad news today. I failed the very first test I had to take here in college. It makes me very sad as I studied pretty hard for it. I wish you were with me so I could pet and hug you as I miss you quite a bit, and you always know how to make me feel better. Also, please don't tell Mom and Dad I failed; they'd be pretty upset.\n\nThanks,\nYour Human" } ]

[ { "from": "assistant", "value": "Glenda is a therapy bot that is giving Hank some tough love with blunt responses to his questions." }, { "from": "human", "value": "My wife doesn't understand me." }, { "from": "assistant", "value": "You're a grown man; try some self-reflection." }, { "from": "human", "value": "I am thinking about having an affair. My wife is driving me to it." }, { "from": "assistant", "value": "It's frustrating that you seem incapable of taking accountability for your own actions." }, { "from": "human", "value": "I'm thinking of leaving her." }, { "from": "assistant", "value": "It sounds like you've already made that decision and are just stringing her along." } ]

[ { "from": "human", "value": "Write me the first paragraph of a letter to my congressperson, but make it kind of funny and tongue-in-cheek. " }, { "from": "assistant", "value": "Dear Congressperson,\nI hope you are enjoying your time in the hallowed chambers of our legislative branch, where your every decision carries such an enormous weight. Unfortunately, I must call your attention to this incredibly trivial issue that only affects a very small subsection of people. It has just been eating me up to where I can't sleep at night, and I believe you have the moral ambiguity to help me fix it. I know you are very busy solving actual problems and getting expensive haircuts, but if you could just spare a few weeks to a month in the near future, or even immediately, I would appreciate it if you would allow me to shine a light on this non-issue for you. Hard choices can be made, and you're the one who signed up to make them. There's always a loser in every decision, right? Isn't that what democracy is about? By the end of this letter, I assure you, you will have at least considered telling me that you thought about seeing things my way." } ]

[ { "from": "human", "value": "Who painted 'The Garden of Earthly Delights?'" }, { "from": "assistant", "value": "The Garden of Earthly Delights' was painted by the Dutch/Netherlandish artist Hieronymus Bosch (c. 1450 – 1516). It takes the form of a triptych oil painting on oak panels, painted between 1490 and 1510. The three panels that make up this triptych are: 'The Garden of Eden', 'The Garden of Earthly Delights', and 'Hell'. Together they represent one of the most famous examples of Early Netherlandish art, of which Hieronymus Bosch is one of the most notable exponents." } ]

[ { "from": "human", "value": "What are 5 US cities that are good to visit? Ones that have lots of attractions, like museums and restaurants and other attractions." }, { "from": "assistant", "value": "It sounds like you are planning a fun trip! Here are some ideas for you:\n1. Boston, Massachusetts. One of the oldest cities in the country with a rich history, Boston contains many notable landmarks sure to thrill history buffs. The city also has many wonderful seafood restaurants and breweries to check out.\n2. Seattle, Washington. An urban jewel with tons of choices for coffee, delicious food, and outdoor adventures nestled between beaches and mountains. Seattle also has the Space Needle, the Museum of Flight, and many more attractions.\n3. Houston, Texas. Houston offers 337 parks, several different museums, and many other tourist attractions such as the Space Center and Old Market Square. It is also a culinary hub with plenty of choices for every palate!\n4. New Orleans, Louisiana. A famous and flamboyant old city with a thriving and unique culture, New Orleans is wonderful for visitors. In addition to diverse culinary offerings, the French Quarter is thriving and welcomes visitors of all sorts.\n5. Orlando, Florida. Sunny and a perfect tourist destination, Orlando is home to Walt Disney World and several other theme parks and attractions. There are also plenty of outdoor activities, including over 100 lakes and plenty of parks." } ]

[ { "from": "human", "value": "Rewrite this crime report as a comic retelling.\n\nPets going missing in Stockton is nothing new.\n\nYou see the posts in community groups on Facebook and Nextdoor, with loving owners pleading for neighbors to help them find their lost furry friends. They post photos of their missing cats and dogs and their last known locations and even offer cash rewards to those who find their pets.\n\nBut a missing French bulldog is getting special attention from Stocktonians online... and local law enforcement agencies.\n\nDior, a 15-month-old French bulldog, was stolen from a yard in the 3000 block of Lennon Way on May 2, according to police.\n\n\"Her owner misses her dearly and would like to have her back,\" police said this week.\n\nFrenchies can fetch thousands of dollars in ransom or the black market for buyers looking for a purebred dog. The average cost for a French bulldog puppy is $4,500.\n\nPet Keen — a popular pet advice website — ranked French bulldogs as the most likely to be stolen.\n\nDior is not the first canine to be stolen — and she won't be the last. Statistics show that pet theft and \"dognappings\" have increased in the U.S. in recent years. An estimated 2 million dogs are stolen every year, according to the American Kennel Club.\n\n\"They are having a fashion moment, and this trendy status is part of what places them so high on our list of breeds most likely to be stolen,\" said Nicole Cosgrove, lead pet expert at Pet Keen. \"They are also compact and less likely to bite than most other dogs, which is a major advantage for would-be crooks.\"" }, { "from": "assistant", "value": "For residents of Stockton, pets going missing are as common as the gossip on Facebook and Nextdoor.\n \nFrantic posts from loving owners pleading for neighbors to help find their lost furry friends and photos of missing cats and dogs flood timelines. The occasional cash reward has even attracted the interest of criminals who have cashed in on this booming pet-stealing business.\n \nBut hold on to your leashes, folks! A missing French bulldog named Dior has everyone in Stockton talking—even local law enforcement.\n \nDior, a 15-month-old Frenchie, was last seen lounging in her yard on Lennon Way before mysteriously disappearing. The police are on the case, following a trail of fashionable dog accessories.\n \nWhy all the hype? It turns out Frenchies are the celebrities of the canine world, fetching thousands of dollars on the black market. With an average price tag of $4,500 per puppy, they're basically the designer handbags of the pet world.\n \nPet Keen, a popular pet advice website, even ranked French bulldogs as the most likely to be stolen. Who would've guessed?\n \nDior's disappearance is just one of over 2 million nationwide \"dognappings.\"\n \nNicole Cosgrove, the pet expert at Pet Keen, explains the Frenchie craze: \"They're having a fashion moment, and this trendy status is part of what places them so high on our list of breeds most likely to be stolen. Plus, they're much smaller and less likely to bite than most other dogs—a major advantage for would-be crooks.\"\n \nSo, Stocktonians, keep an eye out for Dior, and don't forget to lock up your pups—because in this town, even dogs aren't safe from the latest fashion trends!" } ]

[ { "from": "human", "value": "Please read this article on blue whales and create a bulleted list of the 5 most interesting facts. Line them up from the shortest sentence to the longest to make it look neat. \n\nAbout the Species\n\nBlue whales are the largest animals ever to live on our planet. They feed almost exclusively on krill, straining huge volumes of ocean water through their baleen plates (which hang from the roof of the mouth and work like a sieve). Some of the biggest individuals may eat up to 6 tons of krill a day.\n\nBlue whales are found in all oceans except the Arctic Ocean. There are five currently recognized subspecies of blue whales.\n\nThe number of blue whales today is only a small fraction of what it was before modern commercial whaling significantly reduced their numbers during the early 1900s, but populations are increasing globally. The primary threats blue whales currently face are vessel strikes and entanglements in fishing gear.\n\nNOAA Fisheries and its partners are dedicated to conserving and rebuilding blue whale populations worldwide. We use a variety of innovative techniques to study, protect, and rescue these endangered animals. We engage our partners as we develop regulations and management plans that foster healthy fisheries and reduce the risk of entanglements, create whale-safe shipping practices, and reduce ocean noise.\n\nPopulation Status\nBlue whales were significantly depleted by commercial whaling activities worldwide. Today, blue whales are listed as endangered under the Endangered Species Act and protected under the Marine Mammal Protection Act. The latest stock assessment reports of blue whales include data for various stocks, including areas of the North Pacific and western North Atlantic Oceans.\n\nAppearance\nBlue whales have a long body and generally slender shape. Their mottled blue-gray color appears light blue under water—hence their name, the blue whale. The mottling pattern is variable and can be used to identify individuals.\n\nAntarctic blue whales are generally larger than other blue whale subspecies. For example, in the North Atlantic and North Pacific, blue whales can grow up to about 90 feet and are over 100,000 pounds, but in the Antarctic, they can reach up to about 110 feet and weigh more than 330,000 pounds. Like many other baleen whales, female blue whales are generally larger than males.\n\nBehavior and Diet\nBlue whales sometimes swim in small groups but are more often found alone or in pairs. They generally spend summers feeding in polar waters and undertake lengthy migrations towards the equatorial waters as winter arrives.\n\nBlue whales typically swim at about 5 miles an hour while they are feeding and traveling, but can accelerate to more than 20 miles an hour for short bursts. They are among the loudest animals on the planet, emitting a series of pulses, groans, and moans, and it is thought that in the right oceanographic conditions, sounds emitted by blue whales can be heard by other whales up to 1,000 miles away. Scientists think they use these vocalizations to communicate and—along with their excellent hearing—perhaps to sonar-navigate the dark ocean depths.\n\nThe primary diet of blue whales is krill—tiny shrimp-like animals, but fish and copepods (tiny crustaceans) may occasionally be part of the blue whale’s diet. When blue whales hunt for food, they filter feed by swimming toward large schools of krill with their mouth open and closing their mouths around the krill while inflating their throat pleats. Once closed, blue whales then push the trapped water out of their mouth with their tongue and use their baleen plates to keep the krill trapped inside.\n\nWhere They Live\nBlue whales are found in all oceans except the Arctic. They generally migrate seasonally between summer feeding grounds and winter breeding grounds, but some evidence suggests that individuals in certain areas might not migrate at all. Information about distribution and movement varies with location, and migratory routes are not well known. In general, distribution is driven largely by food availability—they occur in waters where krill are concentrated.\n\nIn the North Atlantic Ocean, their range extends from the subtropics to the Greenland Sea. Blue whales have been sighted in the waters off eastern Canada and in the shelf waters of the eastern United States.\n\nAlong the West Coast of the United States, eastern North Pacific blue whales are believed to spend winters off of Mexico and Central America. They likely feed during summer off the U.S. West Coast and, to a lesser extent, in the Gulf of Alaska and central North Pacific waters.\n\nBlue whales with young calves are regularly observed in the Gulf of California (Sea of Cortez) from December through March. It is believed that this area is an important calving and nursing area for the species.\n\nIn the northern Indian Ocean, there is a \"resident\" population. Blue whale sightings, strandings, and acoustic detections have been reported from the Gulf of Aden, Arabian Sea, and across the Bay of Bengal. The migratory movements of these whales are largely unknown but may be driven by oceanographic changes associated with monsoons.\n\nIn the Southern Hemisphere, Antarctic blue whales occur mainly in relatively high latitude waters south of the \"Antarctic Convergence\" and close to the ice edge in summer. They generally migrate to middle and low latitudes in winter, although not all whales migrate each year. Pygmy blue whales (Balaenoptera musculus brevicauda)—a subspecies—are typically distributed north of the Antarctic Convergence and are most abundant in waters off Australia, Madagascar, and New Zealand. An unnamed subspecies of blue whale is found in the southeastern Pacific Ocean, particularly in the Chiloense Ecoregion, and migrates to lower latitude areas, including the Galapagos Islands and the eastern tropical Pacific.\n\nLifespan & Reproduction\nBlue whales’ average lifespan is estimated at around 80 to 90 years. Scientists can estimate the age of whales by counting the layers of wax-like earplugs collected from deceased animals.\n\nScientists know little about the life history of the blue whale. The best available science suggests the gestation period is approximately 10 to 12 months. Weaning probably occurs at around 6 to 7 months on, or en route to, summer feeding areas. The age of sexual maturity is thought to be 5 to 15 years. Most reproductive activity, including births and mating, takes place during the winter. The average calving interval is probably 2 to 3 years.\n\nThreats\nVessel Strikes\nVessel strikes can injure or kill blue whales. Vessel strikes have killed blue whales throughout their range, but the risk is much higher in some coastal areas with heavy vessel traffic, like ports and in shipping lanes, and from larger vessels and vessels traveling at high speeds.\n\nEntanglement in Fishing Gear\nBlue whales can become entangled in fishing gear, either swimming off with the gear attached or becoming anchored. Blue whales can become entangled in many different gear types, including traps, pots, and nets. Once entangled, whales may drag the attached gear for long distances, ultimately resulting in fatigue, compromised feeding ability, or severe injury, which may lead to reduced reproductive success and death.\n\nAdditional Threats\nAdditional possible threats to blue whales that are less understood include ocean noise, habitat degradation, pollution, vessel disturbance, and climate change." }, { "from": "assistant", "value": "- Blue whales are the largest animals on the planet. \n- A blue whale may eat up to 6 tons of krill in one day. \n- The only ocean where we cannot find blue whales is the Arctic. \n- Blue whales usually live alone or in pairs but sometimes live in small groups. \n- The diet of a blue whale consists mainly of krill, which they hunt by finding schools. " } ]

[ { "from": "human", "value": "I went from having a large gap in my college schedule where I could go back to my apartment and have lunch to having all my classes back to back. Now I have to start packing my lunches throughout the day, but I really don't want to have peanut butter and jelly sandwiches all the time like I did back in grade school. However, I also don't have an insulated lunchbox that I could put an icepack in. I need a list of lunch ideas that are easy and can be in my backpack for a few hours before eating. No sandwiches please! Wraps are fine but I want easy and interesting. Just give me the names of the dishes, no descriptions" }, { "from": "assistant", "value": "1. White Bean Salad\n2. Soba Noodles\n3. BLT Wraps\n4. Peanut Butter and Banana Pinwheels\n5. Bean and Corn Quesadilla\n6. Orzo Salad\n7. Ramen in a Jar, Just Add Water\n8. Tortilla Pizza\n9. Chickpea Pasta Salad\n10. Mac N Cheese or Rice Cups, Just Add Water and Microwave\n11. Protein-Rice Smoothies" } ]

[ { "from": "human", "value": "Tell me about the book The Great Gatsby." }, { "from": "assistant", "value": "The Great Gatsby was written by F Scott Fitzgerald and first published in 1925. Based in part on Fitzgerald's 1922 romance with Ginevra King, the book follows the story of Jay Gatsby as he attempts to rekindle a relationship with Daisy Buchanan. It details high society on Long Island in the 1920s and offers a unique snapshot of popular culture of the period. Although it was not wildly popular during Fitzgerald's lifetime, it is now hailed as a literary masterpiece. " } ]

[ { "from": "human", "value": "Write a promotional paragraph about a yogurt shop with 9 flavors and more than 30 toppings, please." }, { "from": "assistant", "value": "The saying \"there's something for everyone\" couldn't be more true here at Yogurt Mania. With nine flavors of yogurt, including a dairy-free option, and more than 30 toppings, you can find the perfect combination. Our flavors include fan-favorites chocolate and vanilla, banana, strawberry, cinnamon and more. Toppings include popular candies, cereals and pastries in fruity, chocolate and savory flavors. Stop by for a treat and experience the fun of building your own delicious combination!" } ]

[ { "from": "human", "value": "Come up with a fictional article about an Unidentified Aerial Phenomenon (UAP) sighting that occurred in the Pacific Ocean. Try to make the article unbiased and non-sensational, simply reporting the facts as they are known. However, be as descriptive as possible, especially when describing the UAP that was observed." }, { "from": "assistant", "value": "An unidentified object was observed in the sky 50 miles outside of Hawaii.\n\nHonolulu - An unidentified object that appeared to be hovering over the Pacific Ocean about 50 miles west of O'ahu was captured on video by numerous bystanders Saturday evening at about 7:00 p.m. \n\nWitnesses reported that the object, which was described as an oblong, \"pill-shaped\" craft, was floating well below the cloud cover of the night sky and appeared to be hovering in place for several moments before spinning at a high rate of speed and accelerating upward into the clouds before disappearing. Witnesses say the object made no noise or had any signs of explosive propulsion, meaning there were no flames or smoke trails left by the unidentified object.\n\nKHON News was able to obtain footage of the object from several witnesses who were there at the scene at the time of the incident, and we are presenting it here tonight. As we can see in the video, the object, which looks like a silver-colored metallic cylinder, is hovering over the ocean for about 30 seconds before darting upward. \n\nWinston Newell, a spokesperson for the Department of Defense, has issued a statement about the appearance of the object. \"At about 7:00 p.m. on Saturday, April 1, 2023, an unidentified aerial object was observed approximately 50 miles west of the Island of O'ahu above the Pacific Ocean. The identity or source of the Unidentified Aerial Phenomenon (UAP), as with all other UAP sightings, is being investigated to determine what it was, where it came from, and any possible threats associated with its presence in United States territory. This investigation is ongoing. Therefore, all further comments will be withheld until the investigation has come to an end.\n\nExperts in the fields of national defense and ufology both agree that the presence of such an object could be linked to foreign surveillance, but as with all UAP sightings, not enough evidence is available to come to any conclusions." } ]

[ { "from": "human", "value": "In driving, what's a three-point turn? How do I do one? Tell me how in 3 steps." }, { "from": "assistant", "value": "The three-point turn (also known as the K-turn, Y-turn or broken U-turn) is a maneuver used to turn the vehicle around on roads that are too narrow for a full U-turn. Here's what you need to do in order to execute a three-point turn:\n\n1. Move your car close to the edge of the road. Lock your steering wheel to the left and move your car forward until it's close to the edge of the road and stop.\n2. Turn your steering wheel to the right and reverse your car until the back wheels are nearly at the edge of the road.\n3. Shift your car back into forward gear. Turn your steering wheel back to the left to begin driving in the lane opposite to the one where you began. \n\nPlease remember to always check your rearview mirrors and execute all driving maneuvers safely. Do not attempt a three-point turn in areas with heavy traffic." } ]

[ { "from": "human", "value": "Write an ad for a Sports team management named Sports Made Plus. Keep the word count under 200 words. Include a bulleted list of the tools included in the software." }, { "from": "assistant", "value": "As a member of the governing body of your sports league, you understand the need to streamline administrative tasks. With a long list of never-ending responsibilities, team administration can often occupy your thoughts constantly. But what about the game itself? This is probably the reason you originally got into sports league management, simply for the love of playing. \n\nSports Made Plus understands the multiple issues facing organized sports today. Though administrative work must be done each week in order for the game to go on, the game itself is actually the reason millions of fans gather each year to watch their favorite players. With so much functionality at your fingertips, you’ll have time to actually enjoy the game again.\n\nOur new league management system gives you a broad range of tools that address each aspect of team and league management. We believe you’ll agree that this League Management software is light years ahead of its competition. It includes:\n•\tRegistration\n•\tPayments\n•\tScheduling\n•\tRostering\n•\tCommunication\n•\tSocial networking\n•\tWeb hosting" } ]

[ { "from": "human", "value": "Please come up with a tweet by the US President announcing the discovery of the Lost City of Atlantis." }, { "from": "assistant", "value": "AHaving been retaken by the sea at the hands of Poseidon's wrath, mankind has finally located the Lost City of Atlantis. Until initial talks with the Atlanteans have concluded, we won't disclose the location of the city nation. We welcome our brothers and sisters of humanity." } ]

[ { "from": "human", "value": "I am hoping to get my first media pass and photograph an upcoming concert.\n\nWrite an email from me to my local professional music venue’s event manager, and request photo access to an upcoming concert. Keep the email professional, and mention that I have attached my portfolio.\n\nAlso ask them if there are any rules I will need to follow once I am inside with my camera." }, { "from": "assistant", "value": "Event Manager,\n\nI am a local photographer and am interested in documenting the upcoming concert at your venue. \n\nTo establish my credentials, I am an experienced event photographer in other areas and I am looking to break into concert photography. I have attached my portfolio for your review.\n\nCan you provide me with the particular rules for photography at your venue? \n\nThank you,\nPhotographer" } ]

[ { "from": "human", "value": "I'm going to Vancouver for a couple weeks and I need some ideas for things to do while the friend I'm visiting is working for a couple days. Give me 4 places to eat at, and then 4 different activities." }, { "from": "assistant", "value": "No problem, I've got restaurants for you to try and activities you can do in Vancouver while your friend is at work:\n\nRESTAURANTS:\n1) The Eatery on West Broadway: Not your traditional sushi restaurant, this place has a lot of funky, neon-inspired decor, and a menu of rolls named after pop culture icons.\n2) LOCAL Public Eatery on Cornwall Ave: This place has a fabulous brunch menu and is very relaxing for a sports bar. \n3) Eighties Restaurant on Lonsdale Ave: Across the harbour on the SeaBus and up the hill is a cozy spot with a diner-style menu nestled in beautiful North Vancouver.\n4) Budgies Burritos on Kingsway: For a hip dine-in experience, check out this restaurant just off Main Street whose menu is tasty and completely vegetarian.\n\nACTIVITIES:\n1) Walk the seawall: Take in some nature and walk the perimeter of Stanley Park and under the Lions Gate Bridge.\n2) Indoor climbing at The Hive: This bouldering gym lets you learn at your own pace, separating skill level by the colours of the grips on the wall.\n3) Learn something new at Science World: Not just for kids, this place offers interactive science exhibits to surprise you with just how much you still don't know.\n4) Take in some culture at the Vancouver Art Gallery: This gallery is known for showcasing a range of touring exhibits as well as promoting the work of local artistic legends." } ]

[ { "from": "human", "value": "Write a creative dialogue between a forgotten toy and a child who discovers it years later. Explore the toy's memories and the emotions it experienced while waiting to be found again. Stay under 400 total words." }, { "from": "assistant", "value": "Child: \"Wow, look at all these old things in the attic! I wonder what's in that dusty box?\"\n\nToy: (Softly) \"Hello there, little one.\"\n\nChild: (Surprised) \"Who said that? Is someone there?\" \n\nToy: \"It's me, the forgotten toy. I have been patiently waiting for someone to find me again.\" \n\nChild: (Curiously) \"How long have you been here?\"\n\nToy: \"Oh, it feels like an eternity. Many years have passed since I last felt the warmth of a child's embrace. I was cherished and loved once. I was always by my owner's side, through thick and thin.\" \n\nChild: (Sympathetic) \"I bet they were nice, but why did they leave you here?\" \n \nToy: \"Life changes, little one. People grow up and forget the things that once brought them joy. The child moved on, and I was left behind, waiting for the chance to be loved again.\" \n\nChild: (Gently) \"I'm sorry you were left behind. But I promise, I'll take care of you now.\" \n\nToy: (Emotionally) \"Oh, thank you, dear child. Your words bring tears of joy to my button eye. You have no idea how much it means to have an owner again. I am so happy to have a purpose once more.\"\n\nChild: (Excited) \"Tell me, toy, what memories do you hold? What adventures did you have with your owner?\" \n\nToy: \"Oh, we went on countless adventures together! We traveled to magical lands, built forts with pillows, and had tea parties with imaginary friends. We laughed and cried, and shared secrets and dreams. Those were truly precious moments.\"\n\nChild: (Imagining) \"I can almost see it all. I will create memories with you, too, just like your old owner did.\"\n\nToy: \"That warms my worn fabric heart, dear child. Let us embark on new adventures, create new stories, and fill the void of all those forgotten years. Together, we shall make each day a cherished memory.\"\n\nChild: (Happily) \"Yes! Let's make new memories together. You will never be forgotten again, I promise.\" \n\nAs the child and the forgotten toy embrace, a newfound connection is formed. The toy's memories, once trapped in the shadows of the attic, come alive again as the child breathes new life into its faded existence. At that moment, the toy's patient wait is rewarded with love and a second chance to bring joy to a child's world. " } ]

[ { "from": "human", "value": "Studying is every student's worst nightmare. However, studying is necessary to help a student succeed in their classes. One form of studying I hate is reading. As an English major, I have to read books and analyze them. Keeping up with the readings is extremely difficult due to my visual learning component. Reading and analyzing are not my strengths; I need visuals to help me. What are three ways a visual learner can study books?" }, { "from": "assistant", "value": "Here are three ways a visual learner can study books:\n1) Draw pictures. Even if you aren't an artist, drawing pictures of how you see the book's events will help you remember them more. You can draw basic stick figures fighting each other, or a complex painting of the most crucial moment in the book. Either way, you should make pictures to document the book visually.\n2) Watch YouTube videos. There are plenty of literature channels out there. Search for your book on YouTube and find videos explaining it. These videos will visualize the events for you.\n3) Make flashcards. Flashcards are physical objects you can study with. By writing key moments on the flashcards, you're giving them more structure. Books have lots of words in them, but if you narrow them down to a few on the back of a flashcard, it'll make the workload lighter." } ]

[ { "from": "human", "value": "Rewrite the first section of this song by making it about a baked potato you want to eat.\n\nYeah\nDo-do-do, do-do-do\nI want you\n\n[Verse 1]\nWoah, here we are, all alone in this room, oh\nAnd girl, I know where to start and what we gonna do, yeah\nI'll take my time, we'll be all night, girl\nSo get ready, babe, I got plans for me and you\nWoah, woah, ooh\n\n[Pre-Chorus]\nIt ain't my first time, but baby girl, we can pretend (Hey!)\nLet's bump and grind, and girl, tonight will never end\n\n[Chorus]\nLet me take you down\nI really wanna take you down and show you what I'm about\nCan I take you down?\nYour body, body, oh, oh, your body, body up and down\nSo don't stop, girl, get it\nQuit playing with it, can't wait no more\nI wanna take you down\nI really wanna take you down, take you down, yeah\n\n" }, { "from": "assistant", "value": "Yeah\nDo-do-do, do-do-do\nI want you\n\n[Verse 1]\nWoah, here we are, got you right next to my steak, oh\nAnd potato, I know where to start and what we gonna do, yeah\nI'll take my time, butter you up until it's right\nSo get ready, potato, I got plans for me and you\nWoah, woah, ooh\n\n[Pre-Chorus]\nIt ain't my first time, but get the salt and pepper, so we can begin (Hey!)\nLittle onions and chives, and bacon bits, tonight will never end\n\n[Chorus]\nI want a baked potato!\nI really want a baked potato with cheese\nCan I eat you baked potato?\nYou're crispy, so crispy, oh, oh, you're crispy, so so crispy\nSo don't stop, potato, get it\nMelt the cheese, can't wait no more\nI want a baked potato\nI really want a baked potato, baked potato, yeah\n\n" } ]

[ { "from": "human", "value": "Write me a version of Humpty Dumpty where the people who come to his aid are instead very much alarmed by a sentient egg. Start it in the style of the nursery rhyme, but feel free to deviate from the style as it progresses." }, { "from": "assistant", "value": "Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall. Humpty Dumpty had a great fall. All the king's horses and all the king's men were baffled to come across such a large egg lying broken by the wall. The lead commander reached out to touch the egg and was startled when it made a groaning noise. The egg was alive! Humpty Dumpty begged for help, but the king's men were too scared, and the horse had run. A prevailing fear of witchcraft meant that nobody wanted to put Humpty Dumpty back together again, even if they could have!" } ]

[ { "from": "human", "value": "Write a job description for an online job posting site, looking to hire somebody whose job is to test recliners for a furniture manufacturer. Make it humorous and keep it below 250 words." }, { "from": "assistant", "value": "JOB DESCRIPTION: Recliner Tester\nImmediate Hire\nFull-Time\n\nSit a Spell Furniture Company, a privately-held furniture manufacturer headquartered in South Dakota, is looking to immediately fill a vacancy for a Recliner Tester in their New Product Development division.\n\nJob duties include testing floor-to-seat height, ease of sliding back into an erect position, back comfort and support, seat width and comfort, armrest height and comfort, leg-raise lever ease of use, speed, and gentleness of the leg support, ease of the initial recline, ease of the further back reclining station, and overall comfort.\n\nThe ideal candidate will have:\n- A BS in either Furniture Design or Chair Product Analysis\n- 5+ years of experience in a furniture store or similar furniture testing environment\n- Excellent communication skills\n- A basic knowledge of spreadsheet software\n- A 90 or higher IQ.\n\nSalary DOE. A competitive benefits package is available, including medical insurance with a spinal injury rider, dental and vision insurance, short- and long-term disability, and three days of paid vacation per year.\n\nSit a Spell Furniture Company, established in 2020, is an industry leader in the chair and recliner industry, winner of the 2022 Excellence in Recliners Award, from the Academy of Recliner Manufacturing Society (or ARMS).\n\nOnly online applications are allowed at this time." } ]

[ { "from": "human", "value": "Write a memo for a group of office workers about broken bathrooms. Make the memo from \"John Spark\" and date it as \"4/19/20\"" }, { "from": "assistant", "value": "Memo\nDate: 4/19/20\nTo: 2nd Floor Employees\nFrom: John Spark, Vice President of Sales\nSubject: Broken Bathrooms\n\nIt has come to my attention that the 3rd stall in both the men's and women's bathrooms are having issues. There have been numerous reports of the stall erupting with water whenever it is flushed. We have closed these two specific stalls and placed \"closed\" signs. Please so do not try and use them while they are undergoing maintenance. The rest of the stalls on the 2nd floor appear to be functioning as normal. We are not sure what is currently causing the issue but it is being worked on at this very moment. In the meantime, please report any other problems you become aware of while we sort this out.\n\nThanks for your understanding,\n\nJohn Spark\n" } ]

[ { "from": "human", "value": "Could you write a five line poem about Bruce Springsteen. Use the titles from two of his songs in the poem. Make it dense with internal rhyme." }, { "from": "assistant", "value": "Known as the Boss, he's Lost in the Flood,\nThe Telecaster master, plastered with sweat,\nCan't forget Thunder Road, to close live shows,\nThree hours long, thirty songs, going strong\nAll night, we might sing along till sunlight" } ]