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okie gonna tweet more because i am loosing you guys or girls | [
"2 days after #all4web ...i`m still tired",
" http://twitpic.com/67uc7 - can you lend me one? I have a cold too",
"lost my DC hat ..",
"I don`t seem to have any photos of me and my Grandma together for tomorrow. It is heart breaking",
"Working... And attempting to keep squirrels away.............. Squirels 1, jesska 0 I should stick to spiders",
" Ten hours ago, I was was sleeping, sorry.",
"I`m grounded til tomorrow. Sorry to anyone I made plans with. It`ll have to be tomorrow. (annoyed) http://plurk.com/p/x332r",
" I got my copy yesterday, too, although right now I`m digging into Scala, so can`t read it just yet...",
" omgsh i know i`m dealing with that rite now. its no fun!",
"'locked up abroad' makes bein half brown good risk mgmt when travelin 3rd world. i blend. i feel sorry for my hostage magnet white pepo",
"I spent an hour this morning going through yearbooks to see when each senior started to Harleton. My speech will be so boring.",
"home alone and no one left me any gummy bears",
"#myweawkness chocolate...i can`t say no",
"Get into me not going. lol at least I didnt get my hopes up",
"Just saw a dark burgundy Scion xB. That dark shade makes it look like a minivan because the shawdows of the lines and curves are lost.",
"I wonder why thumbnail pictures aren`t showing up on my TweetDeck?"
] | [
"i`ve sent a twitter invite to poet friends, i`m hoping they will come poetize, would love 2 see more poets here #poets",
"I`m at church now..bout to od on my smoothie bc it might be melted when I come back",
"??? ?????? - http://bit.ly/nAcK2",
"Going home to enjoy what is left of the day - I can`t believe how quickly this week flew by, no time for tweets",
"hey sending some Florida sunshine your way Supertramp � It`s Raining Again � you m... ? http://blip.fm/~5jucn",
"14 dayssss ahhhh super excited `they`re telling me that my heart wont beat again` JLS were awesome yesterday (:",
"ok its FF soooo why isn`t anyone following MEEEE??? LOL ughhhh I have some lazy a%# followers they wont even help me out",
"Schoool needs to end, Work tonight 4 to 8 hittt me up after <3",
"Indeed plenty of jokes to be had Lying on bed hoping it`s going to free up, I`m on Jury service tomorrow...",
"Have to run! I`ll be on later and hopefully can catch everyone I missed today. Working on web is a bear and so I miss a lot.",
"no I don`t mind Kent it`s just my best friend is going there and Im going to miss her",
"Poor Buddy, being teased by mini puggy I think what you need is a #PUGHUG",
"..people you love.... wait i am not there",
"Can I get a 'what?' 'what?'...the baby sent some Twitter messages on my behalf",
"i feel like taking a day off but cannot afford it looking forward to the dfb cup final tmrw night though. go werder!!!",
"man, 4 months until we get to see what those drunk tweets were all about",
"[stapler haiku] Whar a Night! Woo Hoo! Yeah! / A beautiful night to party! / Oops, I`m a stapler...",
"awww ok lol hopefully by than im still here and not back over in the states",
"@ gadgetopia need to DM you but you`re not following me. Will send email.",
"Excited bout going out 2nite but bummed cuz im da designated driver. So no drinking for Angie!",
"Has finally taken a shower after much distraction from twitter and the bubble wrap off to read and drink a smoothie",
"pauly wallly ! you made my life **** happy as hell and i love you x3 you should reply back to me",
"I`ve made a game for you, Stephen- http://tinyurl.com/ctw4ld - well, actually it`s for us, not you",
"Happy Friday! Do u know how I can get a copy of the BT art u did on Mel`s fake Twitter? I`m n it, but can`t find it now. THX",
"_ember yay! thanks. cover-i sad ang alist please. )",
"sorry I didn`t message you yet... I couldn`t get my thoughts straight. But tomorrow I`ll try goodnight",
"yo wats up? how u doin 2day? u havnt answerd any of my replys",
"until I break up with you via a 27 second phone call",
"humm.... I adore Mark #hoppusday ,so I`m just going to throw it out there #hoppusday....... have a nice #hoppusday people!!",
"off to bed with fingers and toes and everything crossed u pick me-lol! Hope ur well and got back safe,poor Jon ****",
"I did.`t Get tht.",
"@ Pretty_Mess you missed all the free shots",
"With that said, I`m out til later. Enjoy your day everyone!",
"_Walker21 sadly no, I`ll be going to the killumbus show. I really want to but no one wants to drive me there",
"But yeah...I`m sad about my 'Ravenclaw' account. I love that account to bits.",
"Graduation tonight I`m gonna miss my boys...Mikey, Dustin, Miles, Charlie, Travy, Nicky, John, Jake, all my boys...I love you guys",
"ohh tell me bout it, couldnt stop munching! my stock is running low, buying more today",
"I`m on Twitter now... how cool am I? and now let`s go to McDo",
"_addict yeah like super short I guess I`ll just have to hold my breath till Sunday.",
"LOL! based on my last post then, I`ll plan on using you as a reference",
"_aguirre not going anywhere & when my book finally gets hre It will be cool 2 know wht Butch looks lk..LOL It was going in mail tdy",
"Just finished down loading AIM6.9 and guess what! I can get updates from Twitter on it! Message me at: i am katie arttt",
"No credit left on my mobile sorry Brit! *pounces back* Thanksss Tania for the EPIC photoshoot",
"sorry about your sadness nitenite love",
"Thanks. I am greedy, looking for a full fledged widget (a la twitter) so I can like and share from within NV. 2 much to expect?",
"Just had an amazinq qirls-niqht-out. I quess its always qreat to have an excuse to wear tiny dresses & heels",
"I am jealous...Ur koi fish are getting ur attention & I`m not.....lmao I`m kidding!!",
"Good Morning! It`s been a while since I`ve 'talked' to you - Keep up the awesome tweets.",
"I`m a Metsies fan also! Boo Hoo",
"_1 welcome to the twitter world Andrew! tell david to have a twitter too haha just kiddin` i know he doesn`t want to have one.. booo..",
"dude what is your sn nowadays because i think i lost yours",
"my b day is on may 13 but my party is on this sat come you gays",
"just got Zion tweet",
"_Bloggerific HA! Nice try. I will outright deny any accusations. But good luck with that...",
"booo that meanie is teasing me with a piece of cheese! http://twitpic.com/67rt8",
"hahahah yeah, you`re right! Plus I`m Twitteraddict so, You`ll find me here all (well almost) day most likely",
"It`s clear intellectually that severing my relationship was best, yet my heart seems 2 B in complete disagreement. It hurts so so much",
"Doing accounts revision. Boo",
"EMO moment!! Just said good bye to my best friends EVER! But we`ll meet again for sure!",
"Baby baby, it`s gonna be all right when I`m by your side and the whole world turns against you... I ? it when my Ipod randoms BSB songs",
"pups I would LOVE to..BUTT I will be saving lives Saturday night although I know I am missing a BLAST",
"_s tried to reply back to you, but you need to follow me for me to DM - we have many friends in common is the short answer",
"yep i am.got back this morning. NFg were fab last night, but i cant go tomorrow you getting MS ticket soon? 4weeks away",
"My TweetDeck is languishing in API Hell. Again.",
"haha I love Dnt Regret It Now with Tyga <3 But just randomly, DeLeon sings on Tifanny Blews! Haha like one line.. XD",
"feeling sorry for Ian. He broke up with his gf, i feel reali sad cos he feels down! wish i can give him a huge hug right now",
"I knw maan! i was gonna say the same thing. We both would become omelettes and others would become chapathis",
"12seconds - Friday Night Update: has left the city. http://tiny12.tv/I3KS8",
"Up a little.. Good luck to tam and robert who each have 25% of me. Cant text at the table",
"hey, I can`t make it to Makers tonight",
"_warwounds_C I feel ya pain, I`ve got myself a nasty cold too. Get better soon",
"Thanks! I appreciate it I know my unsubscribe list will grow tomorrow LOL",
"Kewl, I only got my iPhone and gotta hope it lasts all weekend Only got a shuffle, might bring that anyways... See ya 8am!",
"Thank you for sharing. I appreciate your honesty I hadn`t tweeted for 30 some odd hours and got a little tweet happy.",
"I`ve lost count of the number I`ve rung today already Were going to Wales, but I`m due in court on monday!",
"_ YEEEAH :`D lmao, dentists aren`t nice espesh after they decide your too old for goodie bags with stickers & awesome toothpaste",
"OMG I am @ the hair salon. *tears* I hope I get out of here soon. We watching the Real House wives of NYC in here.",
"to overcome whatever darts the enemy may try and stop you with. We`ve gotta stay focused tweetz! God bless you.",
"Haahaha omg.. dude I read that and almost choked.. haha thanks",
"Not us as far as I know hee hee. We`re thinking a few more years first .",
"imagine i would say'bitch!' lol if i were ma d! haha but im not cuz ur cool",
"shack idol today(: can`t wait. it`s gonna be funnn poor cameron. he fell ON A BAR in speech today. i felt so bad for him",
"on the north im BOOMIN!!!.. lol.. fucc the club dog i rather count a million buccz!!!.. ..THEY CALL ME STARBUCCZ ****!!!..",
"hmm...ok, well I hope you feel better soon babe Ima go to bed, I have a long day tomorrow",
"Friday night... And I`m not doing anything!! But I might go have some tacos at the lunch truck in Pasadena .... Just maybe.",
"Someone make me a cofffeeeeeee......",
"mines early nov,,,, will go through it 2 gether buddy!!! Man power",
"Im bumbed though cuz ima miss da laker game |double sad face|",
"I`m giving my sis a show at my crib Sunday, she`s an incredible jewelry designer, but you`ll be gone",
"Good night you twitter people",
"addict? Me? Okay I admit I need help BUT... I have been writing hits big bro. I really really have *smile*",
"ok, i have to turn off all of my twitter device updates until i get a new battery. phone goes from fully charged to dead in about 5 hours",
"Golden Girls marathon about to end #lofnotc",
"oh, are we not doing that anymore?",
"_devi thankyou. i wont but you know",
"i feel some type of way cause im not talkin to anyone...",
"hello i am ur biggest fan, and i rly carnt w8 till new moon comes out! good luck 2 u nd all the cast filming ****",
"'I will stumble.. I will fall down... But I will not be moved '",
"Ideas gallore!! Rock Opera FTW!!!! Yes tweets Kayleigh and I are writing a rock opera. For more info email us: CoatAndKay.com",
"Thank a yoou how are you? #TwitterTakeover",
"Yeah he`s also partial to JT and TI Dead and Gone and Pink`s Sobre",
"is bak in mcr....glad i can sleep in ma own bed 2nite yeyah...but i fink i,m missin popeye hopin 2 c him 2moz ****",
"Yes yes Is. Ima Guna Be On For a While Lol.",
"BWAHAHAHAHA! Shut the **** up... is TOTES following me right now! Who made the account? Made me giggle like a school girl!",
"Cleaned out my Followers List and blocked the **** girls & **** Now I look like a spammer",
"if aint Bee then it aint me...ya heard me? {this for u keemie}",
"<3 your gonna be the first twitter ;) cause your amazing lol. come to canada would do anything to see you perform",
"Are you shattered after that long week? Thats a pity about tomorrow night",
"too early ,,, I`ll spill my corn flakes",
"Homework. ew fml. Should I pull an all nighter? I think I`m gonna have to again",
"will be back later. http://plurk.com/p/rp3k7",
"_aguirre Now I wish I was going",
"Hey , I bet you and your tweeps have lots of mother wisdom to share.",
"Geeze- I`m just wondering what is wrong with some people. I either need to go for a run or go to sleep. Tomorrow should be a fun day.",
"I just retweeted your jesus post as it made me laugh... don`t worry, wasn`t a subliminal code",
"ment to be doing hw but not going to happen!!! Ill pray for tia! Rose is in the shower so sh.. http://bit.ly/VMv6U",
"does this mean you`re leaving me?",
"Hey, Wahts happening in #coffeclub..? I didnt have coffee for two days now",
"Good Morning Twitter Bugsssss 8:48am and my day starts nowwwww",
"so long, farewell! <333 Have a super amazing day! I`m going to sleep."
] | 908 |
why am i so tired? | [
"asks: did anyone possibly get a photo of me receiving my diploma? Dad`s camera died right at that moment.",
"anyone have tickets to the mtv movie awards? some guy scammed me",
"I know I`m already a week behind on FF. Will TRY to get one done today! Called into work 2hrs early due to problems so will be a busy day",
" Man, that sucks and I feel your pain... if you were local, I`d buy you a cup of coffee.",
"_dang my phone is still broken. just come over whenever.",
" err i think they`re like 15 bucks a ticket cause its 3D too. too expensive",
"Oh man....my fiance just got off work and I start mine in 1 hour....so not fair.....",
"maybe i should take up drinking again, feel as if i have a ,massive hangover still not ,yself today",
"___ okay, i`ll finally get to meet Dia! that`s her name, right? oh geez i`ll feel so stupid if it`s not.",
"Well, looks like it is going to be another night without my snuggle bug Missing my Big Girl.",
"Is sad when people`s phones are dead",
"_Molotov Go much bamboo? Would you like to attempt to structure a sentence that makes sense? Why did i fail english and others pass?",
" hypnotyst .... hmmmm... i should beware..",
"Gardening stuff I ordered got returned to sender because it was damage need to work out how to get to a garden centre.",
" Haha **** you not inviting me",
"I fall asleep and didnt get to see the jonas brothers web cast ... Still tierd"
] | [
"finally packed...thinking its time for some sleep! Ready for Chicago!",
"get lit I am http://bit.ly/OASQR",
"just got up Wheres the sun? =O",
"...celebrated by spilling half my soup. Hello, 40 calorie lunch. Can it be the weekend now, please?",
"I`m still recouperating from the holiday weekend, wow, I`ve never been sunburnt before, this really hurts",
"paris 2moro!! i have to pack...ill wake up at 8 yes: dance lesson at 9 !!",
"_HotSawce owwwwww! gooood morning",
"took the most amazing power nap ever. now its starbucks time.",
"I wish my roommates were coming home soon maybe i should take a nap to waste time",
"so technically....i havent really gotten out of bed. so i think you`re right and i`m gonna stay here!",
"Made breakfast for bf; went to sears to pass my drivers test! stayed with minh for a lil, sauna&spa with aunt, uncle & mom; FINALLY HOME",
"Look at how far away I`ve gone... locked away in a room trying to work in silence and yet... constant 'urgent' emails and IM`s persist",
"trying to decide what to do tonight. Study Chem or write the night away. The night`s still young, perhaps I`ll do both",
"endless set list... very long... grueling almost... also, sent to gordo`s cell cuz he`s no longer communicating with the internet in 140.",
"Sum1 plz cheer me up",
"Feeling better today, but still sick.",
"LOL. **BLows Kiss** did u Catch it daddY ??.. neways im chillin hun and u i see u up early have u been a sleep",
"yes I can imagine, I need my morning coffee otherwise I cannot function, have a good and relaxing Sunday",
"I got so much gray hair all of a sudden. I just ordered me some Garnier Roasted Coffee from drugstore.com, well see how that goes.",
"Drink #2: And at 12:45pm when leaving the shops I had a Medium Light Coffee Frappuccino. Nom nom nom",
"ok thats it.... sleep time",
"lol man i got 2 1 /2 hrs an iont how i woulda made it wit out my ramen noodles and t.v. Time",
"got a lot of shopping done today...really excited bout my new travel journal! Going to go to sleep watching a movie with my cousins",
"At least you`re getting closer to normal bedtime. Enjoy your trip. Keep us updated. Sweet dreams",
"_Coppinger nope day off sleep time ha",
"about to start getting ready for work. took lexi out to the park earlier! wish i could lay around ALL day.",
"Sleepy Tabz is heading to bed. Fun night! Listened through the next episode of Joss`d!",
"guessing... Ran 4 miles & gym? Superman you oxox",
"wellllll, I did most of my homework. and i kind of finished with editing. And I`m not as tired this morning as I thought I`d be",
"My heart has been beating irregularly ever since last night. I don`t want to explode or implode",
"Hang in there! Drink some hot coco",
"hey peoples, dont you just hate being grounded haha, im just sat eating an apple and watching death note (some anime)",
"Urm, ouch, that sucks. You need crutches? What happened? I hope you get/feel better soonest!",
"Enjoying my pathetic tiny music collection, while rearranging my room. Still a little tired from shortening the grass, and that one frog",
"_arcelay http://twitpic.com/4xvw2 - I got chased by a male chihuahua that looked like he was pregnant today He was black and ...",
"Yay, so the nekkid writing is working then?You keep warm now! Am in awe of the 6k - am always cactus by 5. Good luck",
"had a great session canvassing in the sun... but now is miserable cus i have no1 to go to the pub with",
"Kiran, Sorry about ur bad land`g: Hope ur neck feels better. At least, u didn`t break it like JD. Btw, ur in fine shape.",
"Comp. Mental Health wouldn`t take me. Samuel Rogers center in the city gave me appt. On June 8th. I have 2 days worth of pills left < ...",
"Ok I am going to sleep for real now good night twitter land",
"Alright gang. Gotta go park with family for an hour. Back then Mwahs to yu if you head to bed before then",
"back from driving and now back to bed",
"cause my eyelids are not deep set. thanks it would help me a lot.",
"Love is an air-conditioner on a hot day...a heater on a cold day...and a warm body in bed any day - yep, me again",
"on my way to get some Maggie Moos Peanut Butter Galaxy, then home! thank god this week is done. 4 meetings in 1 day!!!!",
"really rather drunk drunk thoughts - how am i getting to work tomorrow?! is loz alive?! does gandhi read comic books?! we will never know",
"Proof of heat good day wish I hadn`t spent most of it in bed http://twitpic.com/670tp",
"Going to bed, in pain fell on my shoulder today. Good night",
"Me too,but i`m goitn to go to shower!And cleanin` up my room and later eat somethin`",
"Workin ur crazy sched. has to be tiring..its gotta be hard being famous but jus kno u have Bazillionz of fans supprtin u",
"So slpy 2day zzzz",
"I need food. It took an hour to get to work this morning. Leaving me no time to get my morning coffee and bagel",
"whyyyy hellloooo! Thx 4 checkin up on me how r things? http://myloc.me/G4p",
"http://twitpic.com/4wc1y - Cracking myself more & more up.. PhootoBoothingisFunForBunny Volumen Eins!",
"Time flies...and i never got it all right. Why oh why?",
"Going I sleep today was a long day happy mothers day to all the moms out there",
"GAH! I have the headache from hell. Reminds me what my lovely wife goes through all too often",
"rught brb on me ipod. if i randomly go off its cos me internet breaks",
"Been i while since i`ve been on.... bogged under with exams! Eugh. At least theres only 2 left!! Britains Got Talent!!",
"FATTY! omg i just found the worst **** out and idk what to do i need to talk to you!! hopefully i see you when you get off work.",
"wanted to sleep but a friend from Denmark just poked me on IM",
"@_Ra_Ra_ your not alone...i need coffee too.",
"Buenos Dias mundo de Twitter eating b-fast and watching 'sex on fire' video b4 I go to work !",
"How come it`s so cold now?! A few days ago it was wicked nice out, now I feel like I need my winter coat back.",
"i`m sure you`re sleeping, but you`ll have to tell me your favorite part tomorrow. i laughed pretty much the whole time.",
"ok that`s subtly saying i`m no longer a fave temme 1 thing - did the firangs steal your vocab? ur eating words and how!",
"It`s 2am and I still haven`t gone to sleep yet! Up early to hit the beach and then shopping! Yays!!!",
"So my first aid shift started out with some excitement but now it`s kinda died down... I wish I could do this more often!",
"Worked out for about an hour.. nothing to hardcore. Sitting in Starbucks waiting to start work",
"i feel like taking a day off but cannot afford it looking forward to the dfb cup final tmrw night though. go werder!!!",
"feel like going home and sleep till the next day!",
"i think iv hurt my tooth and eilish and cassie are having a drawing competiton to draw cookies and pineapples haha :L .",
"_ci Im not reasonable... It`s 1:35am now and gotta wake up early tomorrow on my first day of holidays! have a great evening!",
"why are you surprised?",
"home after a while out! i feel like a long skate seshion but got arrands to do",
"busy working on a new kit... and a couple interviews done...Yea! The weekend! Pray for my Uncle, still young and had a massive stroke!!",
"hmm. I`m disappointed. I made 2 servings, and I am only able to enjoy one because my stomach is now full wishing I had company to help.",
"back from dinner w. my family. i`m not meeting christine anymore sunny weather tomorrow and a day out & about. i want red bull!",
"about to go to sleep",
"babe ive been aight, urselff?",
"G`night Jonathan! I tried to stay up, I really did. I can`t wait till ur in my timezone! Will be so much easier then!",
"My phone works! Its whack. Well good morning. Gonna go eat breakfast with neil before school starts",
"Well done doing blood work..its hot out again",
"Oh, and before that last tweet i spent about half an hour on brushing my teeth with my new electric toothbrush! I feel great",
"@_shutupandsmile ow .. we go back to your last avatar, Is that your boyfriend who lying on bed? i see it!",
"Sitting here, waiting to go to the gym.....almost left, then realized I never charged my iPod from my trip to Wisconsin....it`s dead",
"Hello there hope your over your flu now",
"life should be exciting today but someone very close to me has mardy bum and its starting to rub off on me!!",
"need to cheer up!",
"Just ate at chipolte... Ate more than i usually do... Now i`m ew full... Not content full but ew full...",
"I`m so bunged up!! I Hate colds!!",
"Downing a glass of ginger ale and then relishing an early evening in bed with 'Because I Said So' on Lifetime.",
"ouch i have a headache. but i am in a ridiculously good mood",
"Frak. I like sunshine, but I do NOT like heat headaches shame, because today was lovely otherwise.",
"im slightly over it dont feel like today much at all",
"it`s 3:37 am, i am going to sleep now. but i be back up in 4 hours...lol. good night",
"It`s weird waking up in my own bed. Slightly comforting, but i miss the group. But i`m loving using my own pillow again!",
"Crab boat? I have my mobile set to go off every night, to remind me to head to bed",
"Evening Yorkshire`s warm but overcast. How`s NZ? Don`t tell me - dark lol",
"take a nap bedalii",
"_dec0de I finally just have 1 hour of history... at 3.00 pm! but I went to my highschool at 8.00 am to make some homework with a friend",
"is resting. ahhhhh. I feel good",
"I need help Twitter world! Orange theraflu pills...are those going to be the drowsy or non drowsy?",
"Finishing this giraffe, then getting some sleep. Super excited about tomorrow!",
"5-4-09 what do you think ill be doing tonight",
"Getting ready for work and the sun is shining, plus it`s the w/e! Bgt tonight..... what am I gonna do after it`s finished?!",
"is thinking so much and i`m at work",
"Good morning from RSA Twitterverse!! Please send me some happy vibes & cheerfulness today I`m feeling a little sad",
"im going to bed nighttt nighttt xxo ily`s",
"barely awake, eating breakfast.. marathon morning! Good luck to all the racers, and happy Mother`s Day!",
"Dahh- I do believe it`s time for bed. G`night",
"Back from London Now just catching up on all the tv and sleeping all day!",
"haha i see im so bored rite now.. it seems like everyone is headin to vegas this weekend",
"that`s the prob, i work from home, and the bed`s calling, no, screaming out my name! had really strong coffee instead",
"I`m way to hungry to even think. I can`t go to work on an empty stomach like this",
"Feel hungry now Cook for me pleaseYour food it`s my energy to work~",
"thanks we did reviews today and i feel like idk anything. anyways. how r u?",
"Good Morning, Twitter community! I just got finished eating a delicious stack of pancakes courtesy of my Mom and Bisquick.",
"what did you do?haha. just wash your feet and go to bed,mommas boy",
"Shower. Class. More class. Taking care of my lady-friend. Writing like there`s no tomorrow."
] | 15 |
just uploaded my new blog... a painful story about an 80s year old man who cried because he wanted to die... very sad | [
" man i cant go on sunday cause im helping out all day at the piano recital. this sucks",
" i know i really wanna do some more stuff im out of school in the next week so ill have a few free days a week... ill hit u up",
"My student just walked in balling. She just witnessed her dog getting hit on the street. I don`t know what to do to cheer her up.",
"sinus headaches suck big time!",
"To cap things off, the lower part of my back really hurts.",
"Busy day! No time to tweet Bmore what`s happening this weekend?",
" http://twitpic.com/4wh5x - LUCKY! I`m so jealous even though I don`t like her that much",
"So jealous im not at asylum right now",
"Just broke her dresser shes had since she was three",
"G*morning! Rain, rain and more rain.. ! But I don`t care so much",
"_John Sounds like a terrific service. I`m sorry to hear about her mom.",
"Nugget bit Jack. I told him not to poke the poor hamster!",
"Whuuurrrrr - glands really swollen now. Guess the weekend`s a blow out.",
"Another interview... Please somebody hire me?! But I`m late",
"waiting for to wake up...... hazin a sad",
" I hate cottage cheese. I even got some fancy stuff last weekend with lemon and berries...I could only eat half of it."
] | [
"hopefully it don`t go that far sometimes I feel like renouncing my roots",
"i`m not feeling twitter at the moment",
"oh Nancy - so sorry for your loss & wishing you the best!",
"ya mine too but for very different reason",
"I just wish would send a bruh a DM `I won`t be on til` so I don`t waste my erection on a bot",
"i feel some type of way cause im not talkin to anyone...",
"absolutely tru...the horror of it still washes ovr me sometimes if i think abt the actual last days, but the gd memories go on",
"// i feel your pain. i once lived in an apt for 6 mos where the previous tenant had 4 cats. burning eyes/tight lungs = gregg",
"_xo dang it, so its not certain ? ? ? are you okay?",
"hehe yeah! but too late hun",
"_ Awww. So that`s him. Nice attempt at hiding from the camera",
"Aw what about me",
"I`m a minute in and I want to strangle the used car salesman doing the presentation. Is he related to the ShamWOW guy?",
"I want to come over",
"'might be interested' - thanks, I was: I came, I saw, I winced.. too much like Flatland http://bit.ly/12f0y",
"New Comment On Jowki: I wish I had the time to blog more often http://cli.gs/ZzRe1P",
"nothing let`s stay quiet together. ps: did you cry?",
"i can`t believe it...",
"Played with FontStruct http://is.gd/ejE uploaded to dafont, 16k downloads & top of its category http://is.gd/wyyp Very wtf moment for me",
"Hey nawwwww pity no show no more lol great while it lasted though aye (robluketic live > http://ustre.am/2w5v)",
"is laying in bed, wishing i could meet Kellan Lutz.... haha im a nerd...dream on",
"wo coffiees to go pleaz!!",
"i need a hug i dnt feel so good",
"Is feelin right rite now",
"farewelling an employee tonight...",
"Writing some mild and wild articles",
"http://twitpic.com/4bckp - that should answer part of your question",
"????? ,my latest obession.",
"So slpy 2day zzzz",
"I`ve made a game for you, Stephen- http://tinyurl.com/ctw4ld - well, actually it`s for us, not you",
"_Jean awessomee! cut my hurrr i give massage? orr alkie? or foodtour? yeaaah! &i`ll pray for ur cousin",
"Waiting to put my story about Stereo Skyline up. Don`t know where to put it. BOOOO",
"awww Mary I wish I could come but I`m going away 2morrow",
"is rotting away at her desk. Would`ve been really down and out but thanks to YL, you made my day. You`re the best support system - EVER!",
"one final down, two more to go!! wish me luck!! no a great effort!!",
"Noones talking to me anymore",
"watchin` a moovie...and im sited about going 2 ma friend Sara`s tomorrow at 9:00 a.m. She was injured I luv ya`ll. i will keep u updated",
"insomniac over here as well",
"i am letting you read this.......",
"i wish i wasn`t all bummed but i kinda am",
"change of plans. won`t be seeing Up today.",
"_Rose *hugs* thanks. I don`t know how I`m going to fix this if I`m ever going to get my account back.",
"wow 2 months since i`ve been on twitter... supposed to go see Maat in PA but the James is sleepin",
"I`d like to put your fruity article on my website if you`ll permit",
"OK Just a thought that occured to me...",
"This is the earliest I`ve been up for ages! Body is crying to go back to sleep... Must resist! A shower should do the trick",
"Aw *hugs* Sorry man. If I were rich I`d buy u a ticket NOW!",
"thanks Todd. Enjoyed reading your blog too - I had a little cheer for good old Alfred Wallace. Curious to read your book",
"All the people I talk to are GONE",
"Thats it, its the end. Tears for Fears vs Eric Prydz, DJ Hero http://bit.ly/2Hpbg4",
"@_supernatural_ more Demon Sam!! I need it to numb the pain ****",
"creeped it up at the ice cream social! good times. lars and the real girl, such a sad movie",
"I can`t make it. My manager switched my schedule so I`m closing",
"Just got a shot on my arm. Eww.",
"You can`t take this feeling away from me<3. going to lay down & watch a movie.",
"Got insurance forms for Polo. Feel a bit Has to be done though.",
"Oh noes. Hope you feel better soon. My head sympathizes with yours.",
"no I want too, but a couple of people said it wasnt good",
"My sources say no",
"Last 3 days of school....I`m sad but happy but anxious.....",
"my mums trying to make me feel ebtter about stopping voting adn not winning shortstack. i almost cried.",
"anything I can do to help?",
"Morning John, yes I do, however I have a diary clash and sadly can`t attend!",
"There is a sadness in the air at school but I got two awards!!",
"O.k i feel like i need to cry now i can`t believe that in less than 2 years ill be walking across the stage to get a High School diploma!",
"I`m getting back into again",
"wishes people wouldn`t be so stubborn sometimes.",
"thanks, i feel a lot better now.. but it hurt like hell!!! good luck with the lousy student writing.",
"Just got my heart ripped out i love you guys",
"it wont let me",
"dude there is no sun here.",
"contemplating whether or not I will go to prom as I listen to my 80`s playlist. 'Somethings tellin me it might be you!' Stephen bishop",
"nvm i just got ur message that ur sick",
"Done with HW...gonna read a bit then pass out. Got a cool week to look forward too in between all the mayhem",
"I wish I was going to Internet Week",
"Laying in the dark thinking of you.",
"Oh no!! I hope it`s not bad",
"http://twitpic.com/66shw - Just took this for class just 5 minutes ago its awsome being here too bad i graduate next year",
"not so awesome now, huh? LOL",
"_Brown theres a holy version of hell? lol...i cant stop. i need for it to be a trending topic! be nice (*whispering #redmango)lol",
"i wish i was still in my jams",
"pretty fun way to write a resignation http://www.farbs.org/Message.html",
"finished listening to Last Days of Krypton`s audio book! Loved it...so sad though...",
"It`s natsmith88 last Friday today",
"_Souljaa I couldn`t eat 2",
"NOPE. It`s been years since it`s happened like this.",
"I should stop trying to reach",
"I think me gettin a physical change",
"Just up the longest lie in a while thank goodness, neck still painful but today i am going to head out (y)!",
"My 100th post- dedicated to Sarah,sunny weather,and my love for that Snakes On A Plane (Bring It) song that should have died already.",
"Prayers for my family and my dog - Mozart is being put down this afternoon. Pics of him at http://tinyurl.com/mozartdog",
"http://bit.ly/UnRyF I want this, but...",
"I want to be at",
"My picture won`t update.",
"Nice! You should submit that to failblog.org",
"Attending Matthew`s Senior Day for recognition and I`m so not ready for this.",
"I`m so sorry to hear your bad news. I will send happy thoughts your way that you find a new job very soon!",
"_marie hey girl i`m sorry about your loss. best wishes",
"thinking about you http://mypict.me/Fuz",
"_Rankin yep to you buddy long time no talk, hows things and i see your cat still like sinking fangs into your ankle lol",
"I Need a freaking adventure.",
"i seriously neeed to study",
"thx for all the nice 'it`s going to be alright' mails ... and yes, of course you can leave a comment on my blog ! cheers, i ll be napping",
"i`m hear ya dude, i can`t either",
"Last two and know they are going to be weepies",
"My saying now http://bctiny.com/po4me",
"Yes, you should write an article.",
"Sitting at my desk wishing things were different",
"how i wish the result IS true...",
"Report your findings to me",
"_flo well thats not nice... hope ur all good now",
"after a little bit the drink isn`t actually so strong anymore",
"All I want to do is sit back & relax for a little while. How can that be this difficult?!",
"Schoool needs to end, Work tonight 4 to 8 hittt me up after <3",
"????? http://is.gd/wxMt . ??????? ??? and may the source be with you",
"I sent you a message.",
"GREG D: You should have cried too :L You could have got through!! I still love you Greg. #BGT",
"It will give me lulz from time to time.",
"Is that why your blog is set to private?",
"Hope your son is okay!"
] | 897 |
wats gooood !! miss yall already | [
"is saddened by Husker Access...no internet!",
"watching two of my patients die tonight has put me in a funk. one was young.",
" I`m sorry to hear that! that makes me sad",
"Everything is annoying me today",
"would like june the nineteenth to hurry it self up, as she is waiting very impatiently to see wes carr",
"My face an my arms. Tragic. Seriously.",
"why are plane tickets so expensive",
"twitter fam, i`m about to hop back on AIM i went ghost on y`all lolz sowwy",
"trying to watch lost online very annoying and slow...the internet not lost",
"Is sick. Staying home because that`s what Levy said to do.",
" sorry I missed you at the farm today, but DM me if you would like some photos from today",
"I think I have hayfever. Not sure due to wearing next to nothing in horrific weather on wed.",
"Another interview... Please somebody hire me?! But I`m late",
"UP is out today!!! Why why why why does my head hurt so badly??!?!??!!? I want to see it!!!",
" ugh... I know the economy is depressing...",
"Fishing on WoW while listening to ska on Pandora. Such a lazy Sunday morning"
] | [
"eek can`t wait to see it!! as well as everyone elses. gahh i don`t know what i want lol",
"Can`t wait for SYTYCD tour with Ashleighhh & Izzayyy",
"A big welcome to Twitterlandz grrl! Really wish I could have made it to the Bettie show, glad to hear it was a success",
"_d Aaaww!! That`s so good to know, I`m glad James is doing great We LOVE you guys! KIsses from Venezuela!",
"Thanks for the warm welcome! We didn`t make plans because our arrival time was so up in the air.",
"Awww! I was thinking about you lot up there! Glad you enjoyed it.",
"oh no this week is just a bad one for everyone. i love you & your pretty face & youre going to do fantastic in concert tonight",
"staying in, hve June exams 4 docent training class ,need to study , we hvng zombie movie sunday aftrn, u both shld come over!",
"I love you too! I`m kinds reading. But you can call if you`d like",
"i wish i was there too",
"Really? Bahaha. I love that you relate people to that. haha.",
"Just saw it tonight as well... Great movie!! Hope you`re well mate! Cheers E",
"Morning all! Have a GREAT DAY! Off to school I go",
"I`ll be one of your 'groovy guys' any time, shortie short #photofollows",
"(((HUGS))) back to you - you also have that look!",
"Wanna come with? Before we go to Myka`s party.",
"Free for all... good nite I mean its a good nite, wateva",
"LMAO i want him to reply booooo you REPLY TO ONE OF US lmfaoooo",
"what`s going on ?",
"i hope that everyone has been having a great week. let me know if you think im crazy for hating coffee XD.",
"ROFL - me too.",
"Morning!! how is everyone",
"Happy Mother`s Day mommy and grandma haha ily",
"_always3 okay well thank you you are so beautiful too",
"Go get `em! lol",
"All you moms, get ready to enjoy your much-deserved special day!",
"LOVE your show !",
"yes really if it is that time of day again. xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx",
"In two months i will have something of the kinf of prom and i`m really excited! and you haven`t any contact to her?",
"Employee orientation for serco yayy.. I`m excited/nervous!!!! Wish me luck!",
"it`s beeen onee year",
"Good to see you haven`t lost your sense of humour. Get well soon",
"My phone works! Its whack. Well good morning. Gonna go eat breakfast with neil before school starts",
"awww I know you never will, I`m so thankful I can count on you, love ya boo",
"lol if i only can sTay up a few more hours.. i keep missing Tila`s lasT posTs ..",
"LOVE getting gifts in the mail from my very wonderful friends back home!! How I miss Myrtle Beach so much... A little homesick today",
"I love you, baby",
"wishes her love was coming home",
"Happy mother`s day all you moms!",
"only you babe. <3",
"City Dippin iz u fun, so much eye candy out here...I remember y I miss LOL",
"Last night was awesome! Thanks for all the hard work you put into it! Off to get some coffee now...",
"nothing better than to have your Grandaughter smile and nothing feels better than that big hug!! Grandkids, what a hoot!",
"lol you always make me happy. i promise i won`t. lol its only 1 silly. you are up late too my friend",
"imma talk to ya later ishi goodnight kid",
"awww Mary I wish I could come but I`m going away 2morrow",
"Yep- same here. I have to be in the mood 4 it.",
"Happy Mother`s Day to all you moms out there",
"OMG!!! am luat examenul la SPSS! Me so happy!",
"250E!!! CRAZZYYYY ! But just this summer !!! cuz Ci are very close to RD! :s",
"*hugs back* me too",
"aww I wish the same thing...",
"awwww bew! you wont be here at all this summer?",
"_Cordon LOL, you`re welcome",
"Going to get me a new roomie today",
"yay but you missed naptime",
"Mooooooooornin` How are you? Are your legs ok?",
"OK David, talk later Have a great dayyyy ay ay ay ay",
"looking forward to the show tonight. Can`t wait for ol mate to",
"Watching Ryann!! Gonna be a grand day!!!",
"looking forward to seeing the relatives... maybe home from Toronto soon",
"May we be humble but Bold for Christ! lisa..",
"hey hey hey b",
"hey sending some Florida sunshine your way Supertramp � It`s Raining Again � you m... ? http://blip.fm/~5jucn",
"Good mornin. Today will end early, woo. Gonna work on rick`s surprise PROJECT DUE ON TUESDAY",
"I hope so too. How are you?",
"oh about you lol sorry my minds always on you",
"happy birthdayyy! hope you have an awesome day. didn`t see you at next last night!",
"what? You won`t be two blocks away any more?",
"wish u was in the D!",
"busy exam week coming up! always look on the bright side of life *whistle*",
"Thank a yoou how are you? #TwitterTakeover",
"Can`t wait 4 a real bed! haha",
"I can`t wait that long",
"http://bit.ly/TGVR7 via thank you tiff",
"_ luv it so true",
"I`m packed up & leaving my Canterbury office & my fab QA&V colleagues for the last time A great bunch of people. I will miss you ****",
"omg i forgot about that! you lucky thing! hope you have fun!! x",
"Hoping the day gets better now",
"wants to greet all the moms a Happy Mother`s Day!!",
"Hey, it`s good to see you here! Will now follow you. Would be nice to have a photo!",
"Super pumped to do the 'Relay for Life' tonite. I am walking in honor of my sweet Grandpa `06 and my Uncle Howard who past just yesterday",
"haha. Hope U have a Great Laugh as Laughter is the Best Medicine",
"Thanks for the reminder Tony",
"Getting ready to meet Laura! Than training, even if I`m sick.",
"Thanks, Brad! Looking forward to chatting with you too.. btw, like your new pix!",
"And U are doing Brilliantly sweetie!!! Blessings and Joy to you!!!",
"its weird how thinking about may 2nd totally changed my crappy mood to happiness...i miss so much",
"good **** homie, hahahahaha thats what im talkin about ;)",
"thank YOU!! You guys did awesome things for my blog tonight so grateful!!",
"Already got my ticket; thanks for making sure though!",
"Rofl. I love you too Trina.",
"Just got home from school LOL 2 1/2 weeks left yay!!! Then off 2 summer school",
"finally home and enjoying the rest of my day. Azongo and I are having a smoke-fest! woot! #mmot miss my",
"Off to school so tired didnt hear the 10 texts i had last night lol !! Still tired but i love Jesus Christ",
"Thanks so much to everyone who came out to Speakeasy last night! What a hit. Wonderful to see you all having fun! June will be awesome.",
"_laiter we already discussed this today but yeaaaaaah",
"_steph boo I miss you! It`s been ages. Once I get Internet back I`ll try to fix ALO haha it likes to act up from time to time...",
"off to friendss for theree birthdayy. X",
"OMG THAT`S AWESOME. this is the first time ever i`m not seeing it the day it comes out. Demi is taking over my day. haha",
"You are `spot on`...I wouldn`t tweet without it!! Thanks for your share tonight.",
"don`t know yet.. no word... hopeful though!! and some good stuff happening lately so I`m getting excited!",
"_Allison Catch you later Terry....",
"morning hope u r well.. i`m off to bed soon!",
"two o`clock please come faster",
"_Mcfly how cool will that be she is so nice!! Bless her=] so what ya upto? Love you (L) XoxoX",
"Thank you all once more for all your lovely birthday messages",
"Thanks! and to you as well!",
"Hello, you are sooo awesome!! Dont ever stop what your doing haha, You make me fall off my chair laughing x",
"btw , , , and , i ordered some of yer merch yesterday.! <33333333333",
"so my friends are coming to see you on NYC...but im on stupid vaca in the stupid cayman islands so i cnt go iloveyou<3",
"um...how long has it been since you slept?? startin to worry over here.. well i hope you are having fun... lots of love to you",
"haha that`s way cool! Good morning",
"right guys i have to go",
"Almost all are here now! Tomorrow at 8 we start! 291km`s of mud - http://mobypicture.com/?zx33t1",
"lol that`s great For you.",
"we are looking forward to daddy returning from work on Saturday. He`s been gone a whole month",
"last day of work ...but everyone is making it so great!",
"awww! i didnt see this till now and edwin just left! i knew you wanted some! forsure tomorrow i`ll make u a new batch!",
"I Wanna be @ JET in the Mirage... Couldn`t get to Hawaii either *****Someday***** Much Love To THE_WOCKEEZ and SuperCr3w"
] | 942 |
its my burfday and i`m all alone | [
" I have been to Tara Thai a few times for friend`s birthdays and the food I had was pretty bad.",
"10.11PM~ todays a drag for me. so bored. im about to get into the romance book so i prob wont be on til the morn night twitter babes ;)",
"Why hasn`t he called. I`m being blown off yet again.",
" I`m suffering from the Internet that works bad, only sites hosted on russian servers are available for me",
" you seem desperate,that says probly enough",
" I had mailed for something, you got the e-mail, I didn`t which should probly mean I won`t get it",
"forcing myself to watch the movie 1984 for my book report im lazy to read",
"_rc234 haha yup. but still have a terrible headache and super swollen and puffy eyes! i dont think im going out today.ugh!",
"absolutely boiling! Got factor 50+ on! Must not turn orange, must not look like oompa lumpa... My left shoulder is burnt from yesterday",
"it`s sunny but i`m bored sad call or text me",
"Just lost my internet signal how will life go on",
"Yorks V Lancs on the telly. Not going too well for Yorkshire.",
"i need people to talk to me please im very bored x follow me!",
" i`m using paint.net x64 and it`s running crazily fast - can`t afford CS4 unfortunately... yet",
"I don`t wanna work tonight",
"Such a busy day today!! Banbury Fair fashion show tonight and move into my apartment tomorrow! i have no started packing yet"
] | [
"what about the dilfs? Oh wait, wrong month....HAPPY MOTHERS DAY",
"so cool! if only i could call! my phone won`t let me calll the number!",
"_UK Argh Twitter didnt post my replies and tweets for ages Aint up to much just enjoying the sun!",
"Sunday my last day at apple but I won`t be in. Come kick it with me at El FAROLITO 4817 mission street @ 730pm",
"true but if I don`t put a case on it I`ll break it in a week. don`t worry ill find a way to make it work.",
"YoYo door nazis refused me entry on account of no ID gutted! Heard it was a good night tho.. Next time I`ll come prepared!",
"_Kid May the 4th be with you",
"Can`t sleep, just laying here in the dark",
"supposed to be back Sun (via private jet btw#!:o) but mite hav to stay bymyself (thnk god) for another week & want Bruno!",
"Morning all. It`s Monday. Sigh. Trying to have a positive outlook on the day, but it`s being difficult already.",
"Is finally home, fed and ready to go to bed and its only 2:45am. That`s gotta be a record",
"i`m defying gravity. and nobody in alll of oz, no wizard that there is or was, is ever gonna bring me down",
"why r y depressed? i mite b moving earlyer than i thot",
"hello nikki! i just ended my exams 2 hours ago! how abt u?",
"Just got to the gym but w/no energy",
"They lost me at US ending. ;) I, mean, I don`t eat #GreyPoupon or anything, but I prefer the bleaker original.",
"..people you love.... wait i am not there",
"_Von_Abe I have no idea!! but all white?? weird!! but not bad",
"12:46AM. HAppy birthday little sister of mine. Also, good night Priscilla",
"_jg hahaha i don`t owe you anything; now you owe me a red LOL te amo idiot hahaha te veo ahasta el lunes",
"the BEST day ever. I met the greatest 10 year olds. but i will never see them again.. AHH. i`ll miss them (i saw them 1 hour xD) SAD",
"I couldnt come to see you in Southend on the 2nd as I couldnt get the tickets :[ Ill have to come see you when you solo tour",
"unplugging for the rest of the day. Have a good one everybody!!",
"had nutella croissant+mango+melon+coffee and a lovely stalk of iris for breakfast in bed courtesy of N Have the house to myself til noon",
"Um... happy star wars day btw. Cheers to all you scruffy looking nerfherders and hot ami`s out there.",
"I have drunk hickups. I had a pretty laid back, great night. But I still can`t help but be mad about the situation I put myself in",
"@_handz_ it was quiet.... unfortunatly but what the hell it`s good the chill out too right?",
"We people? I`m just an amateur Ark builder, no political affiliation. All are welcome",
"nooooooooo....u never call me anymore lol...but, i`ve been good too...rick ross is in town, might go 2 his show 2nite ;-)",
"well just remember that tmrw is another day and hopefully won`t be as craptastic. sorry girrrrl",
"aww...you`re such a softy...I can only imagine you a mess of tears at your own wedding...you won`t even be able to talk",
"not cool, Mark, this song is going to be stuck in my head all day. but I love you, anyway... is it Star Wars Day today? cool",
"I`m leaving work now. Trying to decide if I return on Sunday afternoon or Monday 4 am to meet a noon (UK time) deadline.",
"Hey, im chillin right now, gettin ready for school Mohawk Kidd",
"i`ve not had a reply on my topic yet lolz welll its not somethin you could reply too but yanno ;)",
"Watching 'P.S. I love you'. Eating chinese food. What else is there to do when you`re home alone on a Friday night!",
"oh, /me still hasn`t got around to starting it",
"mmm much better day... so far! it`s still quite early. last day of #uds",
"Yes, maybe, but for today, I write",
"Time for me to go to sleep! It`s almost 1am. Night everyone! Happy mothers day to all the moms out there",
"guess its a no go girlie. I`m still at the gym and work at 6:30am",
"7 hours and many massages later, I can now spend time with my wife and son. It`s mother`s day ya`ll. Don`t forget to grab a gift or card.",
"Pfftt... I wish. Don`t have time though.",
"639 baby! GOD ITS SAD REALLY oh well lifes a partaaay! xxxxxxxxxx",
"I only have one day left in school My 16th is approaching",
"omg!! I`m tweeting sooo late sorry I miss u 2 good times ...NO I didn`t marry him still great friends",
"cool its my P",
"am chillaxin after a busy BankHoliday, Hope everbody had a gd wkend! Holiday in 12 days!!! ****",
"I`m still trying to see Star Trek! I`ll just have to Woman up and go alone. BF is pretty much worthless anyway lol",
"it was a crazy time, nothing to be ashamed of that you were timid. you were osocute in your bashfulness",
"up odee early qot a call from some1 who I haven`t heard from in a very lonq time",
"No profile pic or bio, few or no updates, lots of following and no followers! Zap! Pow! Block! Annoying but strangely satisfying!",
"Had so much fun with j� and family Happy bday my beautiful aunt! s2",
"trivia? Working, no computer!",
"But but I dun wanna",
"Don`t have time to chat (sorry girls Miss y`all!), but we have a new lawnmower... yeah, that was today`s highlight. Tomorrow is...",
"yummy chocolate cake..wish even i got one for my b`day!! anybody listening???",
"Sucky day so far hope it gets better",
"Long day of dancin, travelin, and celebrating life happy mothers day!!",
"guess im staying home tonight...no movie-ing for me",
"Trying to figure out what to do tonight. See the game? Social events w. friends? Or stay home and play the s**t out of my drums",
"Yeah yesterday I turned 16. My parents rented me out a hummer limo. It was pretty cool",
"I`m sorry sister!! just think you get to see your man in a bit! That should make you happy. You guys should call me tonigh",
"Listening to Lady Gaga... Relatives just left after our Mother`s Day celebration",
"It was on March 22nd in UK..today all quiet here regarding mothers day Very sweet of u to wish though..thanks!",
"Happy Friday! I just realized I left my cell phone at home today though",
"Good morning, to all the mommies happy mothers day. Now I am off the pull the cats tail. I know she likes it",
"Hey! So glad it`s Friday but not happy that I just ate a bad apple",
"nope i wasn`t home went it was on but i will soon,",
"_BeachMex Can`t DM you since you don`t follow me.",
"I`m okay. Ima go to the park and play some ball. Not in the best of moods. Got stress to relieve.",
"just another manic monday.. wish it were sunday.. that`s my fun day happy monday twitterland",
"having a great time with family!! big ups to my bro n sis in law for hanging out love n peace! {be free}",
"Goin to bed... Finally. So sleepy! *Happy mothers day!*",
"cool. I`m tempted too see it again I feel sorry for JB though because there were hardly any people",
"@_finn_ Except I dropped him on my break and now he`s got a ding in his side. At least it wasn`t the screen.",
"I`m so sleepy now...g`night! HAPPY MOTHER`S DAY to your Mother, Mama, Ma, Mommy (whatever you call them. LoL) from Mie!",
"Signing off to spend time with my hubby Goodnight / day tweeple! Have a very Happy Mother`s Day!",
"hello- i`d like a little chat- but can`t DM you- is there a mail id?",
"Good Morning good old Germany - I wanna say hello to New York. I`m not in love. . .not really.",
"Am soo happy about today .. the going home bit sucks ,, but meeting everyone will be aceness to the extreme lol,, am so cheesy :p",
"dang ya`ll mothers day already. goodnight twitter world. i start shooting monday.",
"was gonna DM you but it says you`re not following me! lol after all I`ve done! hahaha",
"so long, farewell! <333 Have a super amazing day! I`m going to sleep.",
"and the 'fuck ' was because I dont get my gift! I was SO exited about it, and it was sooo awesome...",
"I`m such a saddo, haha. But that actually makes me really happy. Warrens dead though",
"another gorgeous day here in Pau...will be home this time in 2 weeks though, such a depressing thought!",
"Messed on these But I`m makin` it right! , , Best Holy Day wishes to you all!",
"woops! I only just realized my DMs to you are not going through",
"Re-pinging _B: Is it pathetic that my mom is my best friend hell know I talk to my mom bout everything everythinggg",
"what`s up? Not much, just listening to music I`m in TX",
"_roe oh well. I`ve never seen him do anything before so I`m not gonna say anything.",
"I am down I need my snuggles but he is at work and he don`t like to snuggle ironic huh...",
"i`m going to try to get some sleeeeeeep. goonight twitter have a nice mother`s day.",
"Doctor then work. Hope you **** have fun at the conditions show without me",
"to be really really... not bored but bad, i won`t know the news but thats ok. BRB x",
"#followfriday thank you so much. I`m so behind. Still at about half of what I had.",
"_lokelani i have no idea!",
"we finally got our graduation gear today, i`m so excited. can you believe it? just 41 days left! aaah and the sweater is so cozy",
"man.....i`m at a loss for words.....looks like i`ma get an unexpected graduation gift.....in a good way",
"TGIF!!! But also sad that this is last day I get to work with my favorite TV reporter",
"Hey everybody! hah this day is cool! just got back from walk with the dog... OMGosh! Send me the link again please!",
"I loveeee NY! Getting breakfast then gonna go mimis I`m sooo tiredddd! missing him ODeeee! Love you",
"well it sounds delicious! i`ll be laying out on my patio tom, sans pool! Enjoy your burgers!!",
"i wasn`t able to go the conference.so I didn`t get the outline.. however I have been doing my own & it`s coming along.",
"star treeeeek?! only one hot guy there and i get to watch him do his hot stuff woo.",
"is going to bed soon. happy mothers day to all the mothers <333 ryan less than 3 weeks :]",
"Happy birthday in 2 hours and 54 minuets Haha",
"Planning a road trip down to San Diego- With a detour into Vegas to celebrate my birthday! Too bad it`s 7 wks away I want to go now!",
"reeeejuvinated and bored as hell.",
"didnt enjoy having to say goodbye to alex, v emotional times but the sun is making me happy !",
"awww Mary I wish I could come but I`m going away 2morrow",
"Hey every1! Do yesterday was my prom and it was the best. I wanna go back in time :] Ima miss every new picks up soon myspace.com/risound",
"Prowse? I got a Christmas card of him last year. & I wish I had the money right now. Saving for an apartment",
"cooked my own Lunch todayy Givin` my mum a relaxin` dayy.",
"i think that i`m the only 1 on!!!",
"- 05/31 marks the end of our roommate era. And you never made me empanadas again.",
"Wants to go catch happy hour to get me a strawberry lemonade slush ( put me on them)...but i dont have my car...super",
"Off to school so tired didnt hear the 10 texts i had last night lol !! Still tired but i love Jesus Christ",
"just at home, not much going on, had a long day"
] | 57 |
Why are young people attracted to trouble? this makes me sad! ,<3 kMv | [
"Felt one tooth without the braces bracket. I got soooo hype",
" My public talk in July got canceled and I don`t know why.",
" I`m @ work and missed everythin yesterday but don`t know wot? Anybody",
"My day on the computer is about to end. Dang. I hate not being allowed on the computer.",
"No clubbing for me this weekend due to a busted knee <emo>Life`s unfair</emo>",
" aw poor u DON`T let her get 2 u just ignore her n keep ur head held high she iz just immature lil girl lol",
"Now I want ice cream but it`s so expensive.",
"Oh hell, I forgot the non-alcoholic cider for Monday`s dinner. MPP is teetotaler. Now must drive to Waupoos. Have 7 cases of wine in car.",
"' ...not academically of course. ' I miss him already",
" I dont know I didnt even realize it was gone let me put it up again...darn twitter!",
" I need to cancel my appt for 1 have to be home from1-5 for washing machine repair man can I do on the am? So sorry",
"Going off BC is making me break out.",
"has a headache from the the heat.",
" I`m not comfortable with this announcement.",
"I hate when a program freezes during installation.",
" I never liked that boy Jerms!"
] | [
"_ary aaaww fall for you of courseeee",
"me too. it depresses me thinking about it.",
"OMJ! The 3rd episode of Jonas is too great! They are so funny. I wish I was the Pizza Girll. Lol <3",
"is in a good mood",
"i really needa find more stastics",
"Is getting excited for the weekend.......Or, hang on, i am going to be all alone never mind, excitement lost",
"oh no Jess I hope the person is ok",
"I feel your pain... dont you hate those days",
"aww...you`re such a softy...I can only imagine you a mess of tears at your own wedding...you won`t even be able to talk",
"Something strange in the air lately. Been setting everyone on edge. Going to do a good smudging of the house. Good to do those anyway",
"whuahahhaha you need to cut down on them Bram Ladages/Applejacks/pancakes",
"LOL! good men watch the flicks w/us and just sigh! this is a good flick so far it`s called 'Because I Said So'",
"haha moms back today from a weekend away , her first words, ` whys the house so dirty?` i love life ..",
"but I don`t want to hurt you",
"OMG I am @ the hair salon. *tears* I hope I get out of here soon. We watching the Real House wives of NYC in here.",
"great reason!! : 'I`ll be there : 'trying to find an excuse to go to LA for 5/22 show ... ? http://blip.fm/~5z0dc",
"Handed out evaluation forms to my marketing 1 tutees today, one filled out that I was `aloof & condescending`! The rest love me though",
"I heard that you can`t make it!!",
"likes being friends but it hurts when u love your friend but the feelings arent the same. trying to sleep. has to really try to give up.",
"I think that normally we are drawn to people familiar or similar to us. The cougar thing is for some quick fun.",
"hahahaha awww uduhn lun me no mor???",
"Excited about the new Pushing Daisies episodes but it makes it that much worse. I had finally gotten over the cancellation.",
"shack idol today(: can`t wait. it`s gonna be funnn poor cameron. he fell ON A BAR in speech today. i felt so bad for him",
"June gloom seems to have arrived early",
"hi my love! Im ok, just trying to get thru these finals, they`re going to be the DEATH of me. how are you",
"i`m not ready for tomorrow`s competition!",
"You`re welcome and thanks for inviting us to talk. #48hoursnz is like becoming a parent. No one can really prepare you for it",
"I`m sorry sister!! just think you get to see your man in a bit! That should make you happy. You guys should call me tonigh",
"something outside has a bell and i wont stop ringing, i think its children with bikes the asbos",
"_Jolene Try 90 4 next 3 days! :O Yuk! lol n e thing poppin` @ SN?",
"awwwh - i`m sorry i hope you fell better - watch a film ?",
"that`s some serious **** steve. why didn`t you send me pictures or call me!! You know i love a good yard sale.",
"its ok saw u with joey thought u looked interesting like the same things on #SanctuarySunday",
"Now I KNOW my shares are up...have 7 followers...wonderful! The sun is now shining brightly in `darkest Africa`...",
"Are you sure you want to know? It`s http://bit.ly/AUuAC - it makes me want to run. In other news: Happy Star Wars Day!",
"ooo Growl and Yummy time coming soon for you too huh oh yeah, I have been hunting for a combo tshirt, think I can find one? NO",
"too many Germ�n rodr�guez`s results. Which one are you? I mean, how do you look like in your profile picture?",
"I`m dragging myself out of the low point. Slowly. And with wine to assist. Prob not v sensible but these lows don`t hit very often.",
"I don`t think I can bear such cuteness this early in the day! Kudos to Fair Empress",
"_grubb Sweet... my friend Kevin is joining us (but I have his #). Look 4 the girl carrying a backpack & boulder pad.",
"meeting and friend tonight - going to discuss human trafficking issues. Daly is chaplain/therapist and an interesting guy",
"good times haha ily christian and mo gonna watch dazed and confused in a while ha also my first time watching it ha im so lame",
"Anytime! I`m off ~ I can`t match your stamina... my nice, warm, comfy bed is calling (screaming) my name...lol Night Ninja!",
"you`ve got to read it downwards for it to make sense.",
"why that`s a halo",
"pleaase dont start dating her, that would suck, then disney kids would listen to ftsk. thanks",
"Yea, us 3 and Max Poor Trivun",
"i can`t believe you`re coming near me! but to a place that i can`t get into. i love you, Jenny!",
"Photo: That�s what you call HOPE. http://tumblr.com/xww1phh33",
"IDIOTat)tove_liden Th*nks for the follow Tove! (ddoodm) #IDIOT",
"New Twitter coolness: conversations with neighbors (http://is.gd/ybd0) during a thunderstorm.",
"I hide my berry like a slave REGULARLY only today I was caught by massa & im def not light enough to be a juice pouring slave",
"wEe ArR SoWbUr i PrOmIsS. tHe StYoOpId FlYiNg ThInG hAzZuNt KuM OwT aGaNe. iTt Iz hYdInG sUmWaRe aNd LaRfFiNg aTt Us.",
"aww at when she was cryin tho...i want her to get thru...i feel sorry for her shes so good tho.",
"Crisis averted! Phew! On a different note, and ....you guys are making me so proud! tear! wish i could have joined",
"i hate my life big time its sooo poop gode i ould cry",
"hey! haha, yep! that was me! negative comments get me reallllyyy mad; so i always defend them! haha!",
"hah eeee, although understandable.. i need a new picture for this thing.. but i`m all sweaty",
"is hanging with Bryant&&Hailee, possibly Lafayette tonight. `nd i don`t know why i keep updating this because i have 0 followers",
"_coach IMHO this soft is the best to keep the chaos straight http://bit.ly/yuFil",
"are you TINK`N the people on the street in NY waiting 4 friday are crazy? Brooke",
"re-dyed the hair, early start tomorrow heading down to londons clothes show, great place to be when i feel fat. bright side = motivation",
"me. confused about a guy...he`s great but why am I pushing him away?",
"thankfully it`s just a really bad sinus infection. they`re just watching out for me since i`ve traveled recently. thanks though",
"I loveeee NY! Getting breakfast then gonna go mimis I`m sooo tiredddd! missing him ODeeee! Love you",
"not good you`re not comin close to where i love on tour",
"_Laurie sorry to hear about a horrible weekend! It can only get better! Keep smiling.",
"SWAY SWAY BABY zommgg love it need more screamo tho boys",
"LOL...oh, man, can I un-twit something? haha! I mean my lean mean fighting machine. I sooo can`t believe you called me out!",
"The young lady in the local Chinese taking orders is, it has to be said, very cute indeed. Pity I`m probably twice her age",
"LaLaLand... why am i liking that song so much?! Anyhoo.... grr I have a cold, but thank goodness though the sore throat has gone!!",
"Jennnnnn richhhh wast to the ed",
"lol - funny thing is - I don`t even know what class or even race half of the people in our group are yes - I am THAT clueless",
"_cohen I am lost. Please help me find a good home.",
"i`m not being mean",
"105% of people between 18-24 yrs in DK is on facebook, more profiles than citizens in that range Where are you in DK? And Why?",
"The day started so wonderful, but now our kids our crying because our kitty is missing We just got back from posting signs around.",
"Hey don`t write yourself off yet. Little girl you`re in the middle of the ride",
"Welll my folkiesss(; im offf to dream land;work in the mornin;ugh;ewwy. Talkkk to me;but tomorrow <3 lurvee ya`ll[;>",
"correct! I ADORE him. I just plucked him up and put him under my arm cuz he was cryin. All better now! Hahaha",
"_herdman middle-click is addictive, what can i say",
"that`s no bueno...hope u feel better!",
"i want to! but im not over 18 and t&c says over 18`s only wanna make an exception for me ;)",
"Good Morning! - Court - Crossfit - Bible Study - Someone very special`s house http://tinyurl.com/cjs668",
"Dear Daniel, good news from Nintendo! They want you as a potential Lotchecktester! Hoffentlich wirds was mit der Stelle",
"Waiting for Raimi`s new horror flick Drag Me To Hell. I`m really excited for this! Too bad it`s not in #amcmain in KC",
"_2008 don`t be sorry you can race for charity or just for fun. I do this one for fun.",
"June gloom is upon us.",
"I think that`s cutting off the URL so the pic doesn`t turn up. #mishaneedschapstick",
"I feel funny. Hmmp, better be an amazing **** day. why not? I LOVE HOW I KNOW SAMMY ROVIN GOT A TEXT ABOUT THIS TWEET <3333",
"Thanks for the follow. I`m loving the energy on your site. The spaz in me can`t help but be drawn to you http://www.ted.me/",
"http://bit.ly/6Jo0v HOW GENIUS!! He looks good in bret, LOV HIM WHY cancelled concert in france i was ready men",
"karma is a **** ! i just got hung up on lol i`m still a big dawg though",
"not so awesome now, huh? LOL",
"like wat do i do wat do i do.........HA i got it i`ll go 2 mushygushy...... so peace out twitter dudes i got a gushy gram 2 make",
"so which one are you The Good, The Bad or The Ugly",
"so my friends are coming to see you on NYC...but im on stupid vaca in the stupid cayman islands so i cnt go iloveyou<3",
"I WANT A HUG!",
"hhhhhhaaaaaaaaaaaaa!!!! Yo u hve me in tears!...its all fault he said u cancelled so I thought....",
"morrissey will cure you I am jealous. but not in a slash your tyres way just in a hope you enjoy it wish I cuold go way",
"Ha Ha thanks Tom! I`m such a loser! Hopefully going on the 22nd June till 3rd July...what date u goin? u missing helen? x",
"._.; Thanxxx ! Now with that message I just wanna leave !! )= ! BYE !",
"_AnGeL84 Awww i hope you feel better love...this weather is crazy...",
"_hall no i was gutted when he wasn`t. lmao. i think i`m obsessed with him, bahaha.",
"..i`m a buffalo worshipper ... maybe it is time to pay a visit to my preferred buff-schack in town. http://twitpic.com/4w2ls",
"_Union don`t let anyone run you away from anything",
"UGG WANT TO GO TO KAYLEN HOUSE BUT I CANT FINNA BE BORED THIS WEEKEND!!! UUURGG WANNA SPEND DA NITE AND GO SEE UP AND GO SHOPPING",
"- oh, COOL!! D. I`m going to like a bunchh of JB shows this summer... I am so broke now though haha",
"http://twitpic.com/4jeij - New forest hoping the walk would lose me some pounds",
"My eyes are starting to hurt! It`s getting super late. But I just gotta keep tweeting. Haha! Philippines tour, please, Tom?",
"I think that plus everyone wants to see if the D-train could keep it going - obviously not. Hopefully he`ll bounce back.",
"Dizzy I wanna lie die, but those calories aren`t gonna just balk because I ignore them.",
"Good afternoon all. Sorted technical glitch. A rainy BH monday so a lazy day, then daughters and their menfolk round for a roast dinner",
"Hey hey get tickets to ALL TIME LOW when they`re in Aussie kay. www.myspace.com/destroyalllines Yup. Go there get tickets",
"oh, I am sorry my friend. Katie & I will do our best to keep you cheery",
"had a great session canvassing in the sun... but now is miserable cus i have no1 to go to the pub with",
"Oh Chris, so sorry about Mr. Raccoon. Obviously NOT a FEMALE, cuz any female of ANY SPECIES would adore you. Hugs, Angel",
"2night- dance parties, fun times, & awkward situations highlight- driving w/ nims and annie listening to satellite windows downnnn",
"GrimeStopper loss client lost their job so we did too. Hope the quote later today turns into more work. Drowned my sorrows w a huge h ...",
"http://twitpic.com/4wegx - Lol.. sorry. Too **** funny!"
] | 448 |
Omg i`m going to robinson with tyler wfm. And i freakin miss anthony ugh today kinda sucks. Lex<3 | [
" Hope the train remembers the way - they can go a bit loopy on bank holidays",
"@_hayles are u serious???? you touched his ****? ohmygod u ****!!! lol aaaaawwwwwww y did u tell me that!!!",
" you`re missing the devil wears prada!!!!! sad...",
" oh that sucks Tell your DH to act like a grown up maybe? I`d be stressed too",
"Feeling down again. Today is way too stressful.",
"Just finished cleaning the bathroom. Now I smell like clorox",
" #MusicMonday I agree it`s just an excuse for me to tweet music for hours on end",
"ashley tisdale , i mean . cuz shes in berlin on 6th june and i`m not gonna be there . i wanna start cryin right now :/ ashley pick me up",
"Regrettin some of the decisions I made",
"_hand Oops! I completely forgot!",
" unfortunately noy my life suck this year.",
"Why are we busy ugh I have the largest headache",
"This porridge tastes ****! I cba with today man.",
"Computer is packed away. There goes my life. Right into a cardboard box.",
" I think that`s what`s wrong with me. Stuffed up and when I breathe in it feels like a sore throat",
" Sheesh. No crochet? BAH and humbug. And sleep? Um, I suppose I will someday"
] | [
"sometimes i wish things could go back to the way they were the beginning of last summer",
"is back from a weekend get away",
"supposed to be back Sun (via private jet btw#!:o) but mite hav to stay bymyself (thnk god) for another week & want Bruno!",
"Quaver Sandwiches and tea.",
"alright...I`m going to get off comp now, go back to ur party be safe & have fun!",
"_Peabody I`m pretty sure we got sent home a couple of times too. `tis the week to remember Mary, Anto`s granny'the love is all around'",
"i need to read fic again, but i lost it",
"I was supposed to go tomorrow tooooo, but have to use gas and ticket money to pay for car inspection fee.",
"I am sucking with the abbreviation today. Sorry My sentences look like my eight year old is typing them. lol",
"that`s not great guy related??",
"bugger, that would have been nice but typically, we`re heading to Bristol",
"This is the last time to get it right... hello loves....",
"in 7-11 w/o you",
"haha i see im so bored rite now.. it seems like everyone is headin to vegas this weekend",
"that songs on tays vid katy perry.",
"Going to see Star Trek",
"Going to see star trek",
"i saw the new cities last tuesday, amazing show! and won tickets for tomorrow`s show, but might not be able to make it",
"Where did I leave my Citeh jersey?",
"http://twitpic.com/4wk9i - I should really try a different pose some time.",
"i`m trying to figure that out right now",
"prettty goooooooood going to daaaaaancing in a mo and havnt studied much for maths :|",
"i HaVe 2 Get OuT This HoUse",
"ahh naa i dont like rain nm really friend is comin over then goin 2 my grans",
"Is off to meet my folks after a while...gonna b a working weekend too",
"no I don`t mind Kent it`s just my best friend is going there and Im going to miss her",
"Gettin home frm hangin with Herman",
"feeling better - did nothing yesterday but lay around. hate i missed the youth leader polar bear swim gotta love youth!",
"That`s the song I mean",
"Didn`t get to go wakeboarding but i`ll be good cause i`m having a lush night!",
"Oh no! Hope it`s not as bad as it sounds!",
"is off to somewhere.",
"i was sweating 2 but i didnt see u there",
"Housemate saw Angel & Demons last night, but left me at home. Was looking forward to seeing that Wanted 2 reminise http://bit.ly/qFsAg",
"Please give a shout out to my boyfriend Ron Griffin at 10pm show in Denver. He`s in the nosebleeds, so really SHOUT out",
"awww wish I was there! Have a brew for me B!",
"working again today but off tomorrow for dan`s party! yay!",
"One`s gone to my husband who`s going alone Other I might just leave at box office under a random name for anyone...",
"i can`t go tonight *Cait*",
"Hey! So glad it`s Friday but not happy that I just ate a bad apple",
"http://twitpic.com/4w9h2 better in person had to send u this, I feel like mouse from 'The American Tail' . Over in RI!",
"Happy its the weekend...LOVE has knocked me down ya`ll!!!",
"is trying to find something to do tonight",
"I want a new lappy",
"goodbye picnic for a classmate today but the weather was **** beautifuul!!!",
"why r y depressed? i mite b moving earlyer than i thot",
"my sole supporter is not my sole supporter",
"Wishes you hadn`t teased me with movie night",
"I`m so getting the cold",
"Just got to the gym but w/no energy",
"A short 5.25 hours left to go at work",
"_lou hahah hopefully! enjoy your day",
"i leave the 27th, back the 5th or 6th.",
"Just one of those days.... I pray it will get better..",
"Last day of CGI 09",
"Sucky day so far hope it gets better",
"I want him to call",
"I want to go see Up",
"ekkk..thats ruff..hope you have a safe flight and good meeting",
"Fell off the wagon and had a Maccy`s!!",
"im seeing this guy 2moro arvo after skl cus he asked me to",
"Dane Cook is at the sports arena tonight. Wish I had tickets",
"really wants to go see AI tonight.",
"kids b`day party/picnic in canazarro park. The other half `hurts` today",
"two. Just going to visit someone",
"Just finished watching 'Marley and Me'",
"You`re phone is off",
"I miss you too. We`ll have to get together once everything settles down in a few weeks. Congrats on the house!",
"sad that will have to leave my beautiful apartment",
"Wish I could go hear Mint Condition tommorow night",
"-I don`t have a ticket, my boyfriend isn`t that into them, it might rain, and I`m on a budget...boo! I <3 tho",
"I finished `s Zombie Chronicles a few days ago. It was bittersweet. Now I need something new for the gym",
"Infamous should have arrived today. But it didn`t...",
"I had a dream that I went to Evo fest, but I didn`t.",
"New job today, wish me luck peeps",
"_lottie Not one of my favourite pastimes This weekend is a long weekend here so Monday I`m off to an Ice Show w/ the G/daughter ;)",
"Headed to drop my lil cuz off at the bus stop! Then its back to the bed to read my book! relaXin on my day off.",
"last day of volleyball miss everyone already. Oh well, banquet on 10th hopefully everyones gonna be there",
"sounds like my kinda day",
"Kyle is Cody`s wee bro!",
"Yet another good weekend with someone. Sigh. Man I like the boy..",
"sitting in the parking lot-by myself i miss you baby. couple min til i gotta deal with a ****. then i`m peacin` out and hitting the gym",
"is chillin` with my hangover, hollyoaks and a plate of chips....sunday mornings",
"I think i need some new friends",
"Today = marking *135",
"how sad. last entrance 2cal academy of science was at 4pm. and it was zipcode free day too.",
"Wow, you might be countering the Benedryl with your enthusiasm.",
"omg my ID aint come back yet im sooo worried it best be bk by next week or il screamm!!! lmao and yeah u choose! its ur bday x",
"I would love to but sadly I have to work",
"OMG Great Day Today Went To A Art Thingy And Noe I Really Want A Zune HD And The Bed Part Its Raining Come Out Mister Sun",
"Brownie sundaes at Five and Dumpster. Blood Bros on iTunes. Palm Reader was closed Fun at the 371 anyway.",
"1 month ahaha. AND i dunno if I can go tomorrow LMAO cause i went today Freakin filipino parents AHA",
"1 month ahaha. AND i dunno if I can go tomorrow LMAO cause i went today Freakin filipino parents AHA",
"what was it? I missed it.",
"I only have one day left in school My 16th is approaching",
"shack idol today(: can`t wait. it`s gonna be funnn poor cameron. he fell ON A BAR in speech today. i felt so bad for him",
"I`m gonna miss the show at whitby for the weekend! btw i love your show! Radio 1 is always on! ly x",
"Heading home after a long week. Wish someone onther than marketers would follow me",
"mmm mmm mmm! tss tsss tss. LOL, having way too much fun being bored. i miss him",
"ooo and good luck for dundee tonight i can`t be there cos i have a ton of uni work",
"Ahh man, and im off NEXT weekend",
"Just booked some tickets for Jessicaaaa.",
"One taken from earlier this week! http://twitpic.com/4wb42",
"weathers let me down this morning...ugh!...hada gd nite tho!",
"hope yer ok hunny",
"My plans for the weekend include working on a paper and driving my guy 2 the airport. Won`t see him for 3 wks.",
"i got ill and tomorrow i�ve got birthday...",
"I won`t be getting any ROTF toys `till MUCH later. Tell me if anybody isn`t/is worth getting.",
"_face and nana.wish i was there last night",
"i feel some type of way cause im not talkin to anyone...",
"you guys didn`t say hi or answer my questions yesterday but nice songs.",
"Today I`m lonley girl with a guitar",
"sorry 2 hear albert isnt well? dont know whole story, so i`ll keep ya`ll both in my prayers. (((hugs))) 2 u both!",
"u don`t have school today????",
"Work is ded out tonite tho eeeeeee",
"I`ll oscillate from one to the other.",
"I was going to go to london for a week then had to change my ticket! I would have been there right now",
"Watching Ace of Cakes: LOST edition omfgggg",
"We forgive you and we have missed you!",
"Sunday my last day at apple but I won`t be in. Come kick it with me at El FAROLITO 4817 mission street @ 730pm"
] | 687 |
That is super sad How is Bart etc holding up? | [
" haha that sucks! actually mine is worse. mines ft math eww",
" Not so good I think that`s my fault though - didn`t use buttermilk. Recipe was on back of the flour.",
" and guess what ! ive got 20 % ! wow its impossible",
"@_Glitter_ kk but 4 sum reason its not lettin me vote 4 them",
"I don`t think I`ve ever been so tierd in my life.Ugh,goodnight.So sleeping in tomorrow",
"it was a hard weekend. too much alcohol on these **** 'weinfest'",
" it`s an app to finally face the truth: you lack time, and never be able to achieve all your goals in life?",
"http://twitpic.com/67qv3 - Me at Forever 21 Ethan couldn`t be there",
"omfg. one of the worst days ever!",
"Weather sucks!!... It`s raining again!!",
": Sad But True :: I SHouldnt Right?",
"Stayin over at dustins tonight... my car hates me!",
"i`m watching missing pieces, just coz the theme song is lost without you",
" i had a dream that u didn`t like me",
"will sleep in a while. still mourning the adobo he cooked. http://plurk.com/p/x12gf",
" Im not bannished... but I am at work till 6"
] | [
"pretty bummed that it had to rain last nite! oh well still had fun! Goldfish is highly overrated!",
"_ it just upsets me , becasue like 6 years we have loved them .. and then this happens imm really uset now x",
"k its 3 slices left",
"or, Green Day: boulevard of broken dream, Hinder: lips of an angel, Howie Day: collide - that was such a nice song",
"nope no way in to stop just have to put up wiv it",
"I cried like a baby when we had to put our cat down 2 years ago... For tears of happiness watch this http://bit.ly/qLwbe",
"Last day of CGI 09",
"til the next asaran",
"_Bayliss Naww... when should we go on mega scotter?",
"Stuck on NJ Transit for the past twenty minutes. Great way to start the week",
"O.k i feel like i need to cry now i can`t believe that in less than 2 years ill be walking across the stage to get a High School diploma!",
"waiting for PRINCES PROTECTION PROGRAM online in English version so long",
"Haha, it`ll be gross by the time it comes back. Tell you what .. we`ll Yum! Vancouver some malay spot soon, or just go indian",
"oh Nancy - so sorry for your loss & wishing you the best!",
"SEe waT I Mean bOuT FoLL0w fRiiDaYs... It`S cALLed LoSe f0LloWeRs FridAy... smH",
"presentations finished. Busted ankle after stupido models broke catwalk and I TWICE fell in hole in beautiful bottle green Mary Janes",
"Its payday! Yay! For all the good it does. Bills bills bills....I`m broke again already",
"australian hardcore/metalcore scene is amazing right now. look up third strike and chelsea smile. AND BMTH IN 7 DAYS",
"one final down, two more to go!! wish me luck!! no a great effort!!",
"How I Met Your Mother? Best show ever",
"Hoping the day gets better now",
"I wish I could buy blink 182 presale tickets, but I totally don`t have the money right now. Guess I have to wait for general admission...",
"pleaase dont start dating her, that would suck, then disney kids would listen to ftsk. thanks",
"last day at the Ko Olina. off to north shoreee(:",
"_Guy Me neither But it�s getting better",
"OMG I am @ the hair salon. *tears* I hope I get out of here soon. We watching the Real House wives of NYC in here.",
"i love that show. I would totally go on Time Bandit #deadliestcatch TPG:'Love ocean, crab legs suspense'",
"Wah, my fav whattaburger location is closing on the 31st. ****. Good thing I`m moving. **** Mon/fri won`t be the same",
"_fred6 Awww... :/ I guess that`s both good and bad, moving is not an option I guess? Mhm, so are you, hehe ;) (we have same time?)",
"good time Rocking out @ open mic, thanks 4 all the love n support. Now working on Business plan presentation. No CG again 2nite",
"Wah, why are you sad?",
"fingers crossed that my neighbor can sign for my UPS package today, otherwise it may be bye-bye pretty skirts",
"BARA, ****, CLOSETS, ADVENTURE. AGGGHHHH ENOUGH! Muak mcm baby Gary ku sudah",
"GrimeStopper loss client lost their job so we did too. Hope the quote later today turns into more work. Drowned my sorrows w a huge h ...",
"How can you guys lived in a city (paris)where u spend you entire life in the trafficjam...grrrr ...m` not used to it anymore",
"It takes nearly 2 days to figure out what causes the mic problems at #euruko: Do not hold the mic at the bottom!",
"@ Barbs trying to figure out y the dsl aint connecting. I need my google. Going home to my computer if it don`t start working soon. SMH",
"5 Mins, till the end of follow me Friday",
"all alone. still watching TWW, eating Italian chocolate and solving logic puzzles.",
"Gosh...who`s doing this??? So bad... Baylee is a blessed child...these people don`t know what to do... Kisses",
"is off to somewhere.",
"Were getting old Donny. I got one starting high school next yr and one going into the 7th. Where have the years gone?!",
"ROFL Even if I kept insurance and payments under $300, Im still like.. meh. Good thing I applied for a day job pasy $2888mo",
"the only thing I know about star trek is the joke from tina fey`s twitter, 'may the 4th be with you'",
"omg 44 tweets till 8k and only about 90 tweets difference btween b and comedyqueen",
"My pleasure and sorry to hear about the pollen thing",
"watching old skool fall out boy vids",
"all tubes closed on 9th and 10th of june any idea of how to get to the venue?",
"feel better! c`s been teething all week & its been rough...",
"its 35 now. ilycecily <3",
"21 days away from being evicted",
"ah yes dropping the bear thing it`s such a lovely day here! Very odd for stafford!!",
"I`s sorry listen to some Bats or GD as you do it! [dude, I never got to tell you, but, BATS WERE AMAZING <33]",
"- stillll listening to `paranoid` now starting civics homework+ new JONAS episode !",
"city in a bittt.",
"Milk, Gran Torino, Bolt, Bride Wars, New In Town (yeah I got through a few...) **** I love longhaul",
"Excellent the Suzaku 7 are back together woop last episode hope its a happy one i`m a sucker for these really lol shh",
"No more pizza for Jamie? wtg http://bit.ly/DVSCA (Britains got talent, sure has.)",
"So happy that it`s FINALLY May! The Indy 500. Was there for the horrors of 1973, yet I still remain held captive by Indy`s spirit...",
"just tried talking........voice died before end of sentence! Annpyimg thing id, i feel fine!! Another day of not playing the hits",
"haha yea! Just working and chillin in the eastbay. Unlike u, I don`t get a summer break boo",
"is is listening to Heart Ain`t Brain by Chris Brown. http://plurk.com/p/x2bp2",
"Google Wave presentation: http://bit.ly/2ehfov I`m not very impressed. It`s nice, but it`s not really for me",
"Hope ur all havin a nice Friday! Been feeling down this past week since my dog`s passing...",
"I`m so sorry to hear your bad news. I will send happy thoughts your way that you find a new job very soon!",
"well - that blows. Sorry to cut it short. It wont work for me. I didnt get to say bye..so goodnight guys - thx for watching! Love u guys",
"This is a status update to twitter from ICE Timestamp: Sun May 10 10:57:44 CEST 2009",
"I REEEALLY wish I could be there haven`t been n a while.what`s goin on down there lately?",
"there it is. postieeee http://andshehopes.blogspot.com/2009/05/kewpie.html",
"Boo well its good fun tho.. sucks if u cant get cards.. I finished 10th in last nights #tpt I took out LOL",
"Bout 2 Miss Mah Lakers Play 2day... This Orange Box Is **** Up The Rotation!.. Mah Real LA Fam.. Keep Me Posted!.. I LOVE HATERS 2!!",
"- ummmm. no comment. LOL. I actually have not watched GH in about a week.",
"Just saw 'Drag me to Hell'. Sam Ramei is excellant as usual but the kitty scene was kinda hard for me",
"Rain oh well it`s still Friday!!",
"Red Rock for lunch with Colin. and couldn`t come. IPA Junior freshly made! Yum yum yum.",
"kids b`day party/picnic in canazarro park. The other half `hurts` today",
"aahhh! nyc placements have started to come out, but it looks like upgrades have to wait yet another two weeks for placements! dreadfully",
"thanks lady.... bummer for sure.",
"I could never do that to one of my children, look what happened to Nina Zavaroni (sp) Brooke Shields and Drew Barrymore",
"at work, with a swollen face thank god it`s kohls though. I`m feelin fat. flip flops are about to break annnnd I get my hair done tonight",
"chill its da rihanna bob. If it was 16 in I`d have no problem!!! Lol. R u at school all summer",
"at work till 7.",
"They lost me at US ending. ;) I, mean, I don`t eat #GreyPoupon or anything, but I prefer the bleaker original.",
"Off to the shelters around me to look for her. I hope she is okay, so afraid that she is going to get hit by a car. Can`t stop crying",
"Haha! At the Somerset theatre in Ottawa. I remember that well. The more things change the more they stay the same",
"this has been like the never ending story....all I seem to be doing is packing and now unpacking!!! Soon over, great here",
"Walls of Jericho please come to WORCESTER asap! Candace pleeaassee! Why did Flee the Seen call it quits? whyyy?",
"dude there is no sun here.",
"Fuuudge. Movie store is closed",
"Shoutout to Reyah my fellow Philly homegirl we`re both making the best of hard situations (PUSH) pray until something happens.. much love",
"SAN DIEGO! MOVE DOWN HERE! although whether right now is pretty cold. im waiting for the suck so i can go surf I LOVE YOU",
"Got caught in the rain with about 7 people Now, probably just gunna watch Smallville till I fall asleep",
"its funny you said we`d never make it and look how far we`ve come.... IM BACK ON HEAHHH! um. yeah. school :/",
"in all honesty...pain blech.",
"argh. Interested. Time maybe can`t go. Maybe.",
".. i am going to fail my art final. FML. this was by far the worst semester of my life school wise- otherwise it was the best",
"Why don`t we close the library due to the great weather? And the ac isn`t working #fb",
"So anyone looking for a vinyl-clad playset with a 30 year mfr warranty? 3 slides, 4 swing slots, rock climbing wall, more! Amish built!",
"Yay! The playdate is back on but my van`s transmission is dead",
"And figuring out how to watch Middlesbrough games next year, after the dreaded drop.",
"Happy Friday Dance, no rain and I`m about outta here..till 2morrow I sat the saturday morning shift, but its still all good",
"Arrr. Exam is on next week.. Im dead.. bwahahaha.. I love you btw!!",
"Good Morning Twitts! Another GloOmy day in NYC!",
"Ugh 2 days whatever to somewhere",
"is awake. Still feeling sick. But I got the blog done at least. http://plurk.com/p/x17t9",
"_aguirre not going anywhere & when my book finally gets hre It will be cool 2 know wht Butch looks lk..LOL It was going in mail tdy",
"Peter, the bar owner is working his way up to 1000 beers-all Belgian. Has coffin for drinkers of Mort Subite",
"still has half a math worksheet, science WB pages + worksheet, and english to go! feels a sniffle and dry eyes coming along too.",
"It`s natsmith88 last Friday today",
"Last day of college today!",
"Schoool needs to end, Work tonight 4 to 8 hittt me up after <3",
"Is almost pacing while waiting for UPS truck with my package from Ichiban Kan -- probably not until 18:00 EST",
"Justin Timberlake and Leonard Nimoy? And a **** in The Box sequel? priceless",
"awww, that sucks But they`re so awesome when you get one, all squeeky and happy. I only have one left now though",
"http://twitpic.com/4wgoi - At bus boys and poets ordering medici and white chocolate banana bread pudding !!",
"on a day like this...",
"I watched it all online. http://www.musicistheheartofoursoul.com/search/label/Niptuck has the last 8 episodes of S5",
"Oh, that said, the sellout was a fluke. It turns out the projector was broken. I still think the film is bloody good times, tho.",
"yes - it has put a damper on us 'getting to know' Georgetown! Instead he is watching tv and I am catching up on invoices.",
"back from lunch and it`s pouring rain! ugh ohh well at least it gets me into a Death Cab For Cutie mood!"
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_ERON Effy breaks my heart. | [
"ok my friend is about to dye my hair black scary i know, ill try to post some pics tonight if not tomorrow for ur verdict",
" Yeah, plus it`s just a little too far to walk to Pinocchio`s for sushi",
" biglots by my house has jesus & virgin mary rings in one of those machines i rocked one for a while til that **** broke",
"there are some really scary noises coming from outside",
"Sick, sick, sick. This sucks. i can`t even breathe properly",
"Needs a job BADLY!!!",
"And why do they think 'how much they want it' is a factor? I really want to be 19 and fit again, but that`s just not going to happen",
" i`m sorry to hear that",
" Yes yes she is indeed nuts! ... Like me... though i am not rich Tut x",
"time for me to go to bed. Am very tired. catch up with you all in a couple of days when I land & recover from flying to Denmark",
" es imposible no amar starbucks",
"how do I vote for Mr twitter universe??? I`m a bit stuck",
"I`m really full and I feel sick",
"Watching mens volleyball on TV. For some reason its not as good as womens beach volleyball. Cant quite place why",
" That sucks! It`s thundering here. I`m getting ready to shut down.",
"sometimes i forget my favorite **** stars are real people too. made orange chicken last night and cut his finger off! sad!"
] | [
"@_laertesgirl Ohh of course. She did stop once though, end of Dream. John Woodvine & Zoe Thorne, only ones not signed my programme",
"Chabibi. It`s a long running joke. I don`t give a flying **** if anyone follows me at all!",
"http://twitpic.com/4jeij - New forest hoping the walk would lose me some pounds",
"_boo jealous can you add `and I really wish nicole was here..but we all know what she`s really doing` to that tweet?",
"woops! I only just realized my DMs to you are not going through",
"_Laurie sorry to hear about a horrible weekend! It can only get better! Keep smiling.",
"So... Inconclusive. There`s still a chance i`ll need surgery. I see the doctor again in 3 weeks for more x-rays.",
"Thanks for the tip! Unfortunately a major crash in my https site, just as ExtPlorer",
"ohh yeahh with the showcase he said his artist will be outta town so keep me posted as to the next one",
"Boo for being at work during #beatwittyparty but at least you`re still here!",
"You cna get em for about �17 but I`ve got one for �27 which is Asus same as lappie",
"my love!!! We still havn`t done lunch together like we said we would.. I miss you my friend",
"think yourself lucky! I also broke all my fingers at school when a window sash broke with my fingers like pancakes on the sill",
"Well that just sucks. Good way to make me feel bad",
"_Elaine lol y i see ya twitts all tha time n i didnt get this one till right now lol and u never get mines **** twitta",
"Oh I love `em, but when I think about the kind of preservatives they`re using to stay 'just-baked' it kinda makes me sick",
"Well can ya please send some luvin to im sensing deep fiery anger surrounding his presence right now...",
"MANDY!!! IT WON`T LET ME VOTE I WANT HER TO WIN BUT I CAN`T HELP, I AM GONNA JUMP OFF A BRIDGE (KIDDING) BUT THIS SUX",
"I knw maan! i was gonna say the same thing. We both would become omelettes and others would become chapathis",
"_PrintChick exactly! Thats the first time i saw his @ reply to Jon. Never going there again. Oh have fun with d new phone.",
"I`m surrounded by negativity good thing there is a Fly Guy to give me hope that there is something better thank u Jesus",
"I think that`s pretty awesome. I could quote LOTR:ROTK for one summer, but now I can`t anymore.",
"naisee. is it bad that i can see lens flares all arond me while listening to it? XD cant really catch what they`re saying tho",
"Awwwh. Sorry! We`ll be glad when you`re closer to us, though!",
"Nope wasn`t kidding at all. Sometimes I think of you as Forest Gump (during his running years).",
"artery tomorrow. No more Hagen Daz for me",
"dad wants the computer, so I`d best be off taking my lapity-topity to a mac specialist tomorrow, hopefully they make teh owwie go awayz",
"Oh joy its gong to be a long weekebd... Yipee :*¡",
"off to bed with fingers and toes and everything crossed u pick me-lol! Hope ur well and got back safe,poor Jon ****",
"I am very bummed that there are no babydoll or spaghetti-strap tank Three Wolf Moon t-shirts. Love the meme; hate wearing a fabric box.",
"Why do you hurt me? Does it bring you joy to see me cry? You know I love you more then anything and yet u break my heart everyday!",
"@ Nickchien _ i am happy to break my twitter virginity with you two.",
"I guess you didn`t hear the grumbles when kindle came out with no cover. My purse +eink screen = shortcut to broken screen",
"Cleaning out my desk, I`ve found a betting slip from three months ago, I stuck a tenner on #newcastle getting relegated. In the money",
"LOVED 'Drag Me To Hell' and 'Up'...yeah my Spend the Day Studying plan didn`t happen",
"my wack friends are all raiding my kitchen. RENE, my love bound for badluck and DEBBIE, my psycho korean friend. <3",
"heeeeey! You abandoned me here on Twitter momma dots?",
"Wow. I hope he gets better... cancer can GTFO.",
"oh no Jess I hope the person is ok",
"(SINGZ) SO I THINK IM JST ABT DONE BEING UR GIRRRLFRIEND....IM LEAVIN....IM LEAVIN! JST LOVE CM!",
"Friday night has gone too quickly My bottle`s gone for tomorrow.. come on Everton",
"Sitting here, waiting to go to the gym.....almost left, then realized I never charged my iPod from my trip to Wisconsin....it`s dead",
"__ that`s not good! hope you get better soon and good luck with the exams!",
"dear ITTO what could possibly be THAT bad? Xo",
"Ohh i forgot to tell you last night that when i was a alton towers i touched a shark it was amazing !!!! it was nt a massive one tho",
"I`ve made a game for you, Stephen- http://tinyurl.com/ctw4ld - well, actually it`s for us, not you",
"aw anytime, boo. I realized that all I need to have some fun are you guys. We should change our pics to the poofy hair ones!",
"that sucks. But woot for Misha.",
"Thanks! Unfortunately the EU had probs with his satellite provider, so even though his TV LOOKS great, it`s basically useless",
"Tactical mistake: going to the city library and buying milk. Who knew? OUCH OUCH OUCH. Maybe a good thing I didn`t try for uni.",
"a salt pig thing coz she broke her other one! lol do you guys even no wat a salt pig is?",
"http://twitpic.com/67fue - My formerly pretty car",
"Soooooooooo glad to learn that Farrells ice cream parlor is staging a comeback in So. Cal -- too bad it`s in the Mission Viejo mall",
"hmmmm�being home isn`t *all* great http://u.nu/8m68",
"I`m so glad my concert is still a week away...I`m getting so sick and I need the time to recover!! My lungs hurt so bad right now",
"Sooo tell me how I lost followerzzz",
"_ i know ! my BG looks emo now .! lol",
"thanks, i feel a lot better now.. but it hurt like hell!!! good luck with the lousy student writing.",
"Got that right! And i know when I found out she wasn`t coming i cried! It really sucks but Im still happy she headlining now!",
"is missing the fun she had with _Army at Eclipse 3 #SArmy #SArmy #SArmy",
"awwww i cried...makes me cry i love joey!",
"wonders why her Karma points turned into 0.00. http://plurk.com/p/wxj54",
"E.L.O. wow, brings back so many happy memories. LOVE this band!..and yes, I know I`m showing my age but I don`t care",
"or, Green Day: boulevard of broken dream, Hinder: lips of an angel, Howie Day: collide - that was such a nice song",
"Hi Donnie today i want 2 hear from u that u guys r going to reschedule NC so i dont have 2 b bummed anymore",
"hahaha yeah i see that. but he can`t twitter me back",
"It started out so lovely this morning, now looks like it`s gonna chuck it down",
"..people you love.... wait i am not there",
"Hours of refusal upon realisation that tomorrow`s #Morrissey gig at Brixton is postponed. Only been looking fwd to that for 6 monthsish",
"_tron oh god, whose tire?",
"_warwounds_C I feel ya pain, I`ve got myself a nasty cold too. Get better soon",
"Omg Beckky i love you! you should`ve won the 250G`s i was rootin for you.. hows things going?",
"fun times. just broke my usb stick.. like literally broke it..",
"Thanking god for after elton for allowing me to see the new TW trailer since work blocked youtube and lj",
"_sian lol. I don`t have the benefit of Sky+ and hubbie was watching them so had to sit thru it.",
"Using tiffys computer...it feels different from mine... the touch is different.",
"whats with u hating on becky soo much? ur bio says ur nice....guess not",
"Good mornin & no u tol twitter LOL but I knew & called u yesterday 2 see if u were okay but no answer how r u feelin babe?",
"Oh we`re friends now? You know you`re so up & down with me. I retract my last statement thennnnnnnn.",
"_aguirre Now I wish I was going",
"no money no honey! hehe too soon sorry",
"and she was all like 'dude. I care about you.' and it made me smile yea that teaches me not to drive on E, lol",
"I see we are approaching a nice round 5500 number, I expect you will have crashed through that by the time I come back tonight",
"I`ll try but silly silly tweetdeck being mean to me again",
"recovering from a hard day of homeschooling my dd, chemistry did NOT go well...",
"I gave up cable in these tough economic times. it was either cable or shoes, and you know what cable lost",
"Etsy handmade cards weren`t any good?",
"OMG~ that did not sound right...** U Better B Grinning ** thx",
"Noones talking to me anymore",
"Wife & I split duties tonight.Wife headed to OSU for daughter`s ath trng rcption. I`m at son #1`s school paper banquet.Can`t make both.",
"Actually I`ve been in here, holed up quite nicely, for hours. This is one of those times I regret never having married or gotten a cat",
"Ok so I did shed a few tears watching the preview for next weeks Medium. I`m so scared. I`m so addicted to this show. I love it",
"Guess I have to go back and scrape out the oven now. Blerg",
"you didn`t say you were leaving yesterday! You won`t see me at the house anymore once you get back... tear tear",
"_127 not nice.rather be one or the other.lol",
"Ok so this shower has been calling my name for about an hour I think I`ll indulge & respond now while I allow Robin Thicke to serenade me",
"its after 12 an man is texting me telling me that he wants to come over.i say i`m tired..lol..da punk says he`ll bring me redbull and KFC",
"http://twitpic.com/4j95z - I don`t know why, but I LOLd.",
"_bob7 I`ll update you. I had to leave him at the vet for tests and xrays.",
"Urm, ouch, that sucks. You need crutches? What happened? I hope you get/feel better soonest!",
"Sorry blokey, 6 hrs later & i`m still holding ur fluffy towel. had to dash. Hope u found other means to dry ur self",
"Fell off the wagon and had a Maccy`s!! : Fell off the wagon and had a Maccy`s!!",
"I just managed to stab a piece of bhuja (hot, of course) into the roof of my mouth. Blood everywhere - well, at least in my mouth.",
"ohhh wowwww no good",
"OH SILENCE VERONA! I AM WANTING TO GO jaja, enjoyyitverymuch and bring me phothos of Danny and dougie ?",
"love you loads hun ) hot weather gutted i aint with you now chillaxing but we got tomoz xxxx",
"yeah wtf with that? my noggin doesn`t take to either",
"Ah this is getting to me",
"I just saw Nick`s friend Jose D Fish GH3. ****. Well, on to Star Wars I`ll probably be going to a MLB game if I get good seats",
"Jason Mraz is still serenading me, while I read 'Judicial Supervision of Executive Action in the Commonwealth Caribbean'. BBL!",
"ditching out again? you will be missed. I wish my ruby boys would represent.",
"My anticipated meet up with Tapan Parikh is no more apparently he wont pass by Nairobi, and will head straight from Mombasa",
"Hey! So glad it`s Friday but not happy that I just ate a bad apple",
"Hello!Im back andIm drunk, and as much asI love my friends,I hate how they unintentionally make me feel inadequate.Ineedhelp",
"Yeah he`s also partial to JT and TI Dead and Gone and Pink`s Sobre",
"Rest In Peace ADaM 12 & GLeNN EPPS.... Gone but never forgotten... what a week ...Loud in da air 4 ya",
"My 100th post- dedicated to Sarah,sunny weather,and my love for that Snakes On A Plane (Bring It) song that should have died already.",
"_09 ii No! GRR oooh Aiden Lol x",
"http://twitpic.com/67swx - i wish i was calling you but i can`t from Malta",
"_twitz lol...hiiii yourself. Maybe lay off the patron and down a bottle of water!"
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and this terrible cartoon that`s supposed to be mexican. | [
"Margaritas with my Momo. I`ve missed her.",
"cleaning and packing. Moving house is ****. It`s going to be a long weekend....",
"3 hours of sleep and a mild hangover = carelessness and the loss of a brand new ipod pouch",
"So wish the Carlton game was on live stupid channel 7 lol.",
"my deep fry drumsticks were not as good as i thought they would be",
"Just found mj mouse flats at DJs. Of course there are none left in my size",
"Feeling awful, new medication is making me nauseous",
"I have had the William Shatner version of Rocket Man in my head for 3 days now. It`s **** distracting",
" sounds like the muffler bearings are going bad",
" I bet its cool down in SR, huh? It`s not here. I haven`t stopped sweating since noon when dad and I were packing",
" am I not good enough",
"Just finished cleaning the bathroom. Now I smell like clorox",
"Where`s poss i miss him",
"It`s not now... Nor has it ever been Weigly North!! Have avoid drive home!!",
"Sooo much work so little time",
" http://www.CultureShockMag.com shoutz 2 the mix on the site is gonna b nervvoouuss"
] | [
"oh men!!!!!!......I really can`t see my face........c`mon guys!!!",
"http://twitpic.com/4vw9a - I`m not gonna buy one...nor two... But three! I will be the ultimate slaughter machine!",
"Time for a clean up.",
"the idiom?? doesn`t ring a bell eh? hahaha. y`are really thinking of food?! nope. actually in the bathroom. teehee",
"the sing store won`t work.",
"hahaha wow thanks bud :p but my plan is to pretend its a costume... I wish it were cold so i could wear a sweatshirt over this",
"and by the way it`s short stack, not sway sway sway sway baby is a song of theirs",
"what are these ones called? http://twitpic.com/4wauk",
"why not? its the most retarded thing someone could do at their 16th, and you know me- I like to be retarded. 8(",
"hah eeee, although understandable.. i need a new picture for this thing.. but i`m all sweaty",
"oh yes, i ave never orderd from there, a lil funny at first to do so, i will check it our ta",
"http://twitpic.com/66nbd - Ready for our 3D Jonas Brothers Experience. Real Brothers, not included",
"Chabibi. It`s a long running joke. I don`t give a flying **** if anyone follows me at all!",
"almost got a kitty yesterday...but it didn`t work out",
"It`s Just So Audioo.",
"Is there going to Sausage on it yum yum",
"_haze aww I^m sorry that Ray Wise has appeared on the show yet , I watch everyday except for Friday its a best of AOTS.",
"I don`t know how to use this",
"is needing to make a new video",
"Alternate name for a 'Bacon Mary'... A 'Bloody Piggy!' ;) (I have to give my boyfriend credit for that idea!)",
"and the Creative VADO`s are out of stock at walmart.com (missed it) but thanks for tweeting about it",
"Fish fingers and potato croquettes it is then! Would love some baked beans, but they tend to hurt me.",
"lol - funny thing is - I don`t even know what class or even race half of the people in our group are yes - I am THAT clueless",
"http://bit.ly/147HEU - don`t judge me. tucking myself in tonight mogwai on repeat",
"haha what`s up Matt ?",
"i`m a bum today",
"I don`t even remember what`s on there!!!",
"RP : RP : RP : My crack...--Here`s mine. ?---- I just threw up in my mouth lil bit--It`s my legs, LOL.",
"I`m doing an experiement",
"that`s a lot of mangoes.. haha baka naglilihi ka ahh?? haha joke lang carmen",
"..i`m a buffalo worshipper ... maybe it is time to pay a visit to my preferred buff-schack in town. http://twitpic.com/4w2ls",
"_Grenade The link 404`d.",
"yeeeeah . . . and it was in into too seen Empire top 100 computer games? http://www.empireonline.com/100greatestgames/",
"Yeah but it doesn`t sound indie enough i need2learn some other tunes and then pick up mo style =] 1hour! I`ll c u then ;)",
"this is twistory... in the making. Yeah, I stole that one from you",
"Nope probably revision Hbu? x",
"love you loads hun ) hot weather gutted i aint with you now chillaxing but we got tomoz xxxx",
"I empathise luvvie, I dont personally understand a grown mans need to dress in tartan in search for a little white ball",
"lol, I`ve just realised that i`ve been sending messages that were meant to be to you, to a page that doesn`t exist",
"so no rice or crusty bread with the chili .... aawww",
"hahahahah!! 04 would be the chief contributors. lol.",
"_the_game GIRL! Work it! Hope you had the Slammer, and had fun with the Moldovan! I want to hear details!!!",
"#Vancouver gets tough with slum landlords..ew backed up sewage http://bit.ly/16UrvV http://bit.ly/16UrvV",
"So guttered that Ruby got eliminated from NZNTM.. I`m all about supporting the locals. Haha. Hosanna better not win..!",
"oh my god!!! i cried so much!!! watch this guys from BGT http://bit.ly/5t5Xz",
"that`s not good to hear! i hope everything is fine..i will keep you & your family in prayer! I LOVE YOU ISABELA URIBE",
"i dont want you to go to india",
"is over it. http://plurk.com/p/rp5np",
"Anyone want my chocolate nutella mochi? Its just gonna go to waste",
"you know the .nds torrent file for it? and i am guessing u have gh:mettallica? christine brought it today for the ps3",
"you`re fine - trying to kill off the bots and retweets in a bid to be the least popular person on Twitter. Btw, who are you ??",
"perkinz.. idk wat after dat tho. maybe sum ****. lol",
"Playing pacman on itouch! lol",
"THIS TWITTER **** KAN EAT THE GUN NOW ....AN I DON`T EVEN BE GOIN IN SMFH, OVER REACTIN 4 NOTHIN, I NEED 2 STAY STRONG",
"Is waiting for Foreigner start",
"oh no not difficult. It`s just nuts that`s how you have to market yourselves on home turf",
"trent reznor - liddle beotch doesnt get his way. this could be the title",
"_gd whoaa kinda hard :O that one that you think will be interesting enough to tell",
"About to hit the hay. (who came up with that?) goodnight world and all those who inhabit it",
"Really! No even a little bit of #pane",
"http://bit.ly/SjNAx If he is saying something I don`t fully understand, please let me know.",
"mmmmmm, late night Brusters ice cream! om nom nom nom",
"haha! i see... go, wear BLUE! ) heey, ur watching JONAS! hahaha ) haven`t watched any ep yet.. hope it shows here soon!:p",
"ok i kinda thought so... i mean those 2? ... it would be funny though.",
"is a lumberjack http://twitpic.com/4wqe8",
"_85 Aaaargh help -it`s a conspiracy LOL! How are you today Lizzi?",
"types too fast for her own good. and has been craving pizza for 2+ wks. GAH i hate not having a job i want pizza! lmaoz why me?!",
"you`re not gonna paint me? oh well ;)",
"arre seriously! They shud take his sperm nd clone him into 23 yr old single guys",
"Sicky sicky sucks on such a lovely day",
": You must rest, don`t work hard How abt Cr-chan ?",
"Ok so Jeff looks like he has a black eye!!",
"Boo, on both counts.",
"im at scotts being a fatty",
"Watching Ace of Cakes: LOST edition omfgggg",
"Fun is being had.",
"Scii-fi effects definitely look silly no doubt but its worth a watch inspite of that!!",
"_Live That`s what I want. More the better. Bound to be a few bad eggs though, but they will soon learn.",
"does not want to go to sixth period.",
"I know exactly what you are saying.. its so not cool... that is why tapes were better :p",
"Need to get an adjustment, neck is all out of whack",
": thx for the follow!",
"I guess it wasn`t meant for me to change it",
"dudes, c`mon - that`s almost the ghey!",
"are you not well?",
"starbucks? I thought u were trying to b good?!",
"wants to go home.",
"_reality ****, you`re gonna feel that tomorrow, or tonight. Coffee = laxative. How`s the writing coming?",
"I know it`s against the law... I am a rebel in small things.",
"check out review for the movie Fighting - http://bit.ly/Fle9j Hilarious!! leave this guy a comment!",
"http://twitpic.com/67fue - My formerly pretty car",
"IDIOTat)tux11 That`s cool. Th*nks for the follow. (techyuppie) #IDIOT",
"in edinburgh. just had a chinese yum! better take wee haggis out hes cryin at me dunno y tho xox",
"whats the next movie review going to be? You`re like wossy of brum. Just more controversial",
"_ Oh please mark all toe tweets with #toe. is trying to make trening topic out of #toe",
"cheese and onion! or as my father says `cheese and minging`",
"aaaa i cant go to his pagee It really exist?",
"Strange there is a 99 char limit to tweets on ustream (GeoGeekTV live > http://ustre.am/2TOa)",
"_jlh LOL That`s a special kind of magic, though! ;) And did you see the special on Discovery? They think Nessie died.",
"???�� ???CE d grade?mock?????, ???????",
"well it`s not done yet ! 1 more thing left huaaahhhhh ! jupaa, resaaaa awas kaliaaannn !",
"Is watching the final Underbelly",
"chillin promoting muzik...not eating lmaao",
"Doing accounts revision. Boo",
"Hey boys, do you wanna see my teeth? (**** it, twitter don�t wanna change my picture)",
"ahaha its stuck in my head; thanxx",
"hm... i don`t I can recommend any white chocolates though.. you have to move to the `dark` side first..",
"_ Truetrue But he`s not! xD",
"No html converter on there Think we`re going with http://bit.ly/3pJNC `cause it took 5 min. to get working.",
"wasn`t the 'layers' just absolute positioned divs? Web compability killer",
"me to mi sausage",
"Should not drink cheap wine",
"- Try this one",
"- Yeah I know they are **** annoying with that... But it,s such good promo... I lost some contacts for business in there",
"Came tantalizingly close to acing a Facebook communism quiz. One question has 'I hope Britain will be next communist' as correct answer.",
"_zwitschert There`s supposed to be a <3 at the end of my last tweet but I guess twitter ate it",
"[-O] i wish the birthday massacre would come to australia i think they said they`re thinking about it tho.. http://tinyurl.com/p6lfch",
"I should be doing history.....",
"http://twitpic.com/449yj - If I say 'Mystery Science Theatre 3000', does that mean anything to you?",
"hopefully it don`t go that far sometimes I feel like renouncing my roots"
] | 438 |
- Sorry only just seen this - how strange it seems only to happen from my iPhone - perhaps it is a problem with Twitterific | [
"when da heck will the garage man get here I ask you.. WHEN..",
"mommy coming home from vegas tonight! going to pick her up later in islip her plane doesnt get in until 10:40. KILLME. i want my mommy",
"Just got home from work and tired",
"being LAME and not in deland with his favorite people",
" No kidding there! Ugh ... One thing I know for sure - it won`t be me showing the property this weekend",
" don`t know it really hurt my arm. guess you have to booze me.. or just ask or if you don`t believe me!",
" you`re alive!!!!!! Go w/ The Notebook...it`ll make you cry and stuff",
" thats funny.. actually.. i could use a haircut...might be growing it out thru August for Woodstock Anniversary Party....40 yrs",
"so freaking tired. It`s like my body refuses to move.",
" idk lol my head hurts. rly bad. & so does my stomach... hmm... personally, i think its from all the #s ive had 2 deal wit",
"I miss my dog r.i.p.Batman... Yeah, Batman (I really hope `all dogs go to heaven` is true)",
" she forgot her words and then started crying and she stopped singing but then carried on and then cried again so she stopped",
"oh, not just his IMs, but also from all my friends who IM me! This really sucks, I am always not around!",
"Buried under more web changes. Going to make lunch now... I won`t have a chance later. Too much to do.",
"got up at 8 today, and also misses his friend ",
"http://twitpic.com/66vdn - I miss my babyyy"
] | [
"Checked if there`s a new comment on friendster!",
"ok Im off to pc world then **** tweet u later **** lol",
"I know dude, i`m doing re-runs, making Jenny watch them now too so we can have conversations LOL. Haven`t been online much",
"_lokelani i have no idea!",
"I was only @ Cambie just slightly before the event then had to leave Waiting for feedback though; I`ll keep u posted!",
": dougie, it`s coffee. There`s no 'I' on coffee. Hahaha and your name comes up as predicted text. Pretty awesome",
"_control aw babyy i`m sorry i gots too excited, haha. <333",
"I spoke too soon Still a nice evening, but lots of broken cloud coming in from the south.",
"the times they are a changing",
"Rickroll`d by iTunes on shuffle",
"aww.. thanks bro! glad I got u active on twitter!",
"I could see your quote but not vote for it??",
"http://twitpic.com/449yj - If I say 'Mystery Science Theatre 3000', does that mean anything to you?",
"hello twittttty world! how do you do?",
"i need to get my computer fixed",
"Wow, you were here? Why didn`t you tell me? J/k That`s cool though; I have yet to see one...",
"Little bottle jus for me http://mypict.me/FLC",
"was in Palawan a couple of days ago, i`ll try to post pictures tom.",
"does that mean your going to block me?",
"Unfortunately your fix didn`t work.. Oh well, I`m lovin` me some PeopleBrowsr anyways!",
"getting my phone back this week yeeeewww",
"I dreamt someone committed suicide w a drip stand! - http://tweet.sg",
"Watching WALL-E.....it`s so cute but sad",
"Ohh.. #twpp is falling silent.. I was waiting to track ur US version.. Next time maybe.. Btw sunny california sounds good",
"_estep I am glad you are getting into your twittering",
"My eyes are starting to hurt! It`s getting super late. But I just gotta keep tweeting. Haha! Philippines tour, please, Tom?",
"just wanted to say hello",
"http://twitpic.com/4jb0q - And a few more",
"it was hours ago i came in.... and it`s only now i realised when i went to buy something online",
"bye bye for now you lovely tweeters and especially my followers",
"wow, almost got involved in this big fight at school! ah, but anyways text me? going to causin`s house, plus game crazy.",
"cool. I`m tempted too see it again I feel sorry for JB though because there were hardly any people",
"i would, but i don`t know how to do it from the phone...",
"dang need to go to cousins and i didnt upload all the videos now i need to do it later!",
"http://twitter.com/cruisemaniac/statuses/1752876129 ' requires python... but yeah, as i tweeted yesterday, dont install 1.9.4. ...",
"Is that why your blog is set to private?",
"How does this Follow Friday thing work? I don`t have any real followers",
"yes, I do but why did you change?",
"is home alone.. Doing hw",
"thanks for following! pretty complicated id you have there lol",
"> 'live Q&A 24/7'... definitely the best part of twitter for me",
"Have a great weekend Mononoke I may be tweeting from inside the movie theater either Monday or Tuesday lol",
"alright, back from my twitter decompression Happy monday folks, what`s the good word?",
"finally shifted from Twhirl to TweetDeck so I can filter through my close friends` updates happy monday peeps",
"congradts on ur show Even tho i wasnt there lol",
"OMG Poor Eppy! I hope she is ok. That is so scary and wow I can`t believe no one noticed.",
"Random has an a",
"Nothing like alone time with your handheld device",
"haha! sorry to hear that",
"I made a MySpace for Twitter with the name 'The Twitter Kingdom'. Here is the link: http://bit.ly/13PQtw - join me!",
"I was watching Parental Control",
"u just got me real excited cause i thought teniece was on twitter...",
"BWAHAHAHAHA! Shut the **** up... is TOTES following me right now! Who made the account? Made me giggle like a school girl!",
"but thats 7 weeks away Im sure we got by only tweeting at night before?",
"Writing this post on my new iPod Touch!",
"www.myspace.com/fashionisthenextcity check out and started new tee`s limited edition in different ways !! check facebook group too",
"What happened to the weather??",
"Aw, sorry ur day sucked! Did u see my post abt car issues? LOL I think it`s safe to say it can only get better tho. Beer-thirty?",
"heyyy girl.. havent tweeted u all week. hope all is well with you",
"it actually is ;) According to all the retweets, at least!",
"OMG THAT`S AWESOME. this is the first time ever i`m not seeing it the day it comes out. Demi is taking over my day. haha",
"watching snl with my ucsd girls and laughing about twitter/blackberry jokes thought i`d tweet that.",
"Let me google that for you http://lmgtfy.com/",
"K - I can hack if I have directions have multiple social net sites & I think this is a cool add but we chose not 2 go MU",
"aaaa i cant go to his pagee It really exist?",
"- Yes, you are addicted - half my twitter friend updates are yours",
"_ming me is gg for summer sch though.. not attachment... yan can go see the blog. check my msn or ask kinny",
"'stunningly beautiful' and 'new piece' don`t usually go together. Wish I could go",
"oooh OK. thought I was losing my MizMind",
"i changedd my background its from picnik.",
"that blip is NOT to be misconstrued as qs on last night`s convo... it`s just a song i really love & that rocks my morning",
"nice on the jet ski testing! Hope the book is going well. Cheers for adding me, got twitter after watching the gadget show",
"thanks for following me but who are you? hmmmm... twitter back !! ox",
"_home Yes - that would be perfect. That was supposed to happen, last night, still dry. Usually happens as I a heading to appt.",
"Luking for new background pic......",
"is wondering why no one else is following it.... C`mon people!",
"Watchin Hannah Montana Hoedown Throwdown",
"Do you know if you text to 40404, it`ll go to your twitter after you set it up with the settings. And FB posts - text to 32665.",
"Forget completely abt uploading the assignemtn. Only remmebered cos of ur twit.",
"Yes - it`s an article I wrote on my blog a while ago.",
"perkinz.. idk wat after dat tho. maybe sum ****. lol",
"Baby baby, it`s gonna be all right when I`m by your side and the whole world turns against you... I ? it when my Ipod randoms BSB songs",
"RB vi...t.y both ? http://blip.fm/~5jfu9",
"what`s up? Not much, just listening to music I`m in TX",
"pulled from interesting meeting to an urgent support request",
"Ah this is getting to me",
"wEe ArR SoWbUr i PrOmIsS. tHe StYoOpId FlYiNg ThInG hAzZuNt KuM OwT aGaNe. iTt Iz hYdInG sUmWaRe aNd LaRfFiNg aTt Us.",
"ha! lemme know what you find (tho I suspect it will be a lot of complaints). Have a peaceful night my friend",
"http://twitpic.com/66r0u - uh wait...i thought this was the 29th...tonight",
"_in_Forks ::static:: I know! I`ve barely seen anyone since I got into Paris yesterday. I`ve just been walking around. ::static::",
"I guess you will find out shortly.",
"nope i wasn`t home went it was on but i will soon,",
"shares http://tinyurl.com/czhzb3 another id draft http://plurk.com/p/rpzmx",
"Hey, Maria! I`m so sorry! I think I accidentally disconnected you. Thank you SO much for trying. Headed to your site soon.",
"I must have viewed that picture of me and from saturday morning about a milling times x",
"what happened? I thought you were coming back today....",
"did you run into someone I know this weekend?",
"I don`t feel too bad, but not sure to what I should attribute that. Could be cold & flu meds; nap; alcohol; or getting better...",
"_M didnt get it clear",
"Omedetou!! That`s truly exciting, but expected, news! Decisions decisions Please let me know as soon as you `know`?",
"I can only message those who message me, if we`re fwends...so those that want replies..follow me. hmm..that sounds funny..",
"*fretful look* Okay. But I think it`s mumbling something. It`s a bit muffled under the hat but it sounds like 'I need Lactose'.",
"Oh no! A lot of people are starting to tweet again! Hope you could still read our multiple tweets Philippines tour, please?",
"Happy Belated birthday hun!! My net broke This is the first chance i`ve had to get online! Luff Yooooooo xxxxxxxx",
"Hey Mary! This Is My Twitter (Karishmaa1) Luvv Youu ?",
"I ate Something I don`t know what it is... Why do I keep Telling things about food",
"hahaha.. sadly this one`s supposed to be done individually.. so no chance of social loafing lol",
"Ok just woke up and need to get ready before a day of getting twitterena 2.1 submitted!",
"Aw thank you. I suppose it`s a good thing since it means more tweeting.",
"just realized tonight`s Drake",
"nope - just playing with one i think i`m going to wait for the next iphone",
"Good morning Tweepsland! Makin` it a great Monday! Huge shout out to all my followers .. muah, muah! I appreciate you all",
"ahh seen a few of those drop, but I just tossed them thinking it was a once only turn in",
"crud is all I can say",
"The best I could do for proof of the crack LOL http://twitpic.com/66ust",
"Or a wonderful talking alarm call from I-Phone or Bed side Alarm call! I can just imagine the wake up messages lol",
"following people around, though there are so many.. where are the webdesign twitters!",
"wasssup cocoliciousness!!! I knew u didn`t recognize me! how`s ur daughter?",
"i tried phoning you",
"Have spent half of the day troubleshooting something that wasn`t even within my control. Clusters doesn`t always mean high availability."
] | 122 |
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"omg i am in so much pain ouchies",
"() OMG SHUT UP!!! (sorry. still venting at that person who`s annoying me. It`s none of you, I swear )",
"I`m gonna cry I went bad at my History test ! I really hate History !",
"Yep, . Sleep-fail. In another 7-8 hours, it`ll be D&D-fail.",
"First ever dropped call on my mobile. On a call to no less! ( being charged for data even though I have a data pack )",
"My cat has been missing for 2 days. I am freaking out.",
" that is sickening... Just shoot at will? Smh... Prayers for his family...",
" I think I`d be like Phoebe`s mom on friends - Stop the movie before the sad part.",
"binstruct suffers from an update of the mib package... and the developer of that package is on holidays",
"(sigh) guess we`re not gonna meet up today.",
"thinks revising in the garden from 8 this morning without sunscreen isnt the best idea ive had oucccccccch",
"I have a headache. And I have nobody to keep me company. _wants.to.be.a.kidd.again<3",
"_StrayCat I sorry!! Me no like when people I like don`t feel well. Your tummy?",
"Just got my **** kicked in Tripoly lol I got such bad cards... i suck",
" cuz airlines are super lame.",
"I hate different referenced assemblies. My FNH goes against castle 1.1, Caliburn against 1.03 .. not to mention dynamicproxy in NH"
] | [
"_ary aaaww fall for you of courseeee",
"Downing a glass of ginger ale and then relishing an early evening in bed with 'Because I Said So' on Lifetime.",
"just a question.. are you guys liek famous or anything ? haha and MILEY FOLLOWED YOU LUCKKYY ! im so jealous",
"_O Awesome! My family owns it...The Flowers.. and we love having your kids there! They seem to have lots of fun!!",
"sittin at home watchin monster in-law waitin for pizza.. yum yum",
"FOR REAL! Isn`**** exciting!!!!",
"Prolly going to Jamba Juice in thirty minutes , shop for awhile then hit the airport and see my daddddd.",
"Tom! Do a tour in the Philippines, please? That would be so awesome!",
"Up early so washed and waxed the car. I`m sure the neighbours think I`m mad, I wash it nearly every week.",
"haha dont we ever do that before many times",
"back in Durango. Chaperoning a party. interesting. catching up on my internet surfing and drinking a woodchuck. ha.",
"_henrie http://twitpic.com/4jbsq - looks so good!! i want one!!",
"http://twitpic.com/4jfkw - AFC! Oh yess",
"ohh shardup! hehe. hes hot lah, gotta admeeet! bleh.",
"While on vacation, having golden times spamming Google by 5.350 redirects. http://bit.ly/18kwzh",
"Is at work ohwell need money so : D",
"More big hair rock for bank holiday Monday always seems fitting IMO ? http://blip.fm/~5jfuu",
"Sounds awesome, wish I could go but no way I could afford it Have fun!",
"STRESSED AS HELL (, but still surviving",
"Done with my drew and jayk handmade gifts now watching old menudo vids",
"Yeah, she`s done it several times. My Dumerils boa did it a few times w/ no prob. Just wonder if my hognose needs bigger food.",
"Going home but when i get home , BLACK BERRY ! WOO HOO . . . and get to see presten ! <3",
"this evening,picking up n`pop and go for dinner at Ta Lum Tum Tum (som-tum),Major Avenue..decided to go home(not clubing tonite)..",
"Oui mademoiselle. You can barely turn around these days without bumping into one.",
"_y_Tony I had Pad Thai 3 times last night ragoons LOL yumb",
"And I`m back, from a sooper dooper, extra bharia, extra dhumchik two day stay at mom`s place, yay! It`s a fun fun feelin`",
"me? A doctor? *laughs* oh, no, no, no. I was _crane`s patient at Arkham Aslyum, but now I work for him",
"I`m concerned for that family",
"polyester, protester, quester, semester, sequester...hope this helps",
"really? cuz KC.com said it was releasd 24/4 here n the main station doesn`t even hav it",
"fair enough. actually, you dont have to give me x-men. mad max will do me fine",
"awww! We can do that and then go to Chick Fila",
"In the Hongkong International Airport. Has to wait for 3-4 hours for our next flight to Cebu.",
"No http://twtvite.com/3koyqo #twtvite #aptw Have to miss this now because of other engagements",
"Sending blessings out to",
"Why do i never get to see my paychecks? It`s not fair, the second i get them they`re gone!",
": 3 hrs to go pa ako",
"yeah, but Mr. Mom`s I would say, appreciate their wives much more than the avg dad I have a new found respect for mothers now",
"Gonna WoW for a bit. Later, Twitter <3",
"Number 999. My next tweet must be something really special.",
"thanks!! I`m a fabric addict lately - I`ve bought soooo much!",
"haciendo mi primer app con Thin + Rack + some crazy stuff...",
"oh look! traditional Chinese, it`s so charming I love the ? miss those shutters on the doors...",
"using my brothers G1 phone.. love it! driving to vegas... my phone died this morning and my charger broke",
"new favorite group has to be J*Davey Hi&Low is my ****. why don`t the really flygroups come to Miami hell Florida? And no Rock The Bells",
"Of course, the Evil Day Job wants me to stay longer. I need to win the lottery.",
"I could never do that to one of my children, look what happened to Nina Zavaroni (sp) Brooke Shields and Drew Barrymore",
"i get so sucked in to true life, and that steve-o documentary was intense, i love that ****, it`s nice to see people get their lives back",
"mmm... hot chocolate, ugboots and topgear... life is good.",
"*cough cough hack hack",
"waiting around for boyfriend. then off to queens. ... looks like it`s going to pour here in dt bklyn. umbrellaless",
"Some goodies bagged at the car boot including some very cute cross stitch birds for my craft room! The man selling was a sweetie",
"Addictive isn`****. Biz could definately be better! Folks have just slowed down on getting their done.",
"wo coffiees to go pleaz!!",
"_preet haha one of the many reasons I love you",
"aaauuuggghhh! in n out, check! mcdonald`s, check! haha, next is hot cheetos!",
"Theyre sappin mah sentry! errr yea... i`m without power at home right now",
"Good! luck you! I want new shoes Ly x",
"i think 30 bucks and i dunno",
"lucky kid...i so wanna see loserville pity im in oz....",
"???? ? ??????, ?????? ????????,Basquash,K-ON,07-Ghost,Sengoku Basara,Valkyria Chronicles,RequiemForThePhantom,EdenOfTheEast.",
"fiiiinaaalllyyy home after driving all day. speeding ticket. torential rains. ... fun times",
"Had a great weekend... but ate too much I think.. I am looking forward to my trip to Hobart on Friday the 15th....",
"Chillin with the rents, and looking at hilarious old photos. Well funny!",
"Lovin` , , & _Bailon SOOOO much right now!",
"Bank holiday rock seems so fitting ? http://blip.fm/~5jg16",
"ok Love you girls. but work beckons. Will come back later for #twpp",
"The frank black (and his wifey) show was aaaaaaaaaamazing sd trip is made!",
"Always have wanted to go to Oz",
"**** I`m pass 400 updates! Haha! Tweet tweet tweet!!!!!!",
"asks thnx for gritiNg take caRE Too God BleSS http://plurk.com/p/rqo76",
"maxin` and relaxin`, almost bed time",
"off to the family party",
"Wish I could attend E3 this year. But these small events like the NBA and Stanley Cup Finals keep getting in the way. Work, work, work.",
"Me + court =",
"Rise and shine Time to get prettifide.",
"_OKeefe Yay! You`re on Twitter! You`re my secret celeb crush! (too much info??)",
"HD full again... http://plurk.com/p/x2eb3",
"Thanks al...i had a freakin ball!! great company, awesome venues....what more could a girl want? love ya!!",
"Certainly not Cheers than, huh?",
"leaving work in 25 minutes to go to Broompark then to see the new flats then for lunch with Mandy and my dad.",
"Really! No even a little bit of #pane",
"Phone with Kayla, Johnathan, and Cisco! Woo!",
"I already seen am and jazzy I know they blew the roof off! Was supposed 2 go to pony party, I couldn`t make it out last night",
"i feel like taking a day off but cannot afford it looking forward to the dfb cup final tmrw night though. go werder!!!",
"I love very much I called him, but he was talking to other fans I love you a lot Mitchel! I`ll see u in El Cajon. June 7",
"Congratulations Mr. Jay-el and Mrs. Maricar Chu! Wish you all the best in the world!",
"What? But....but...the Nurburgring... why is it so good? http://tinyurl.com/krcamp",
"CloneCloud: actually it`s distant processor provisioning like the idea http://bit.ly/b9v90",
"Romantic evening in with papa murphys and 'battle BC' from the history channel",
"Great first impressions about the little netbook- they only downside is there is no access hatch to upgrade the RAM",
"yo there ,if you guys want to make a road trip look me up in waraw or u wait too long Taipei",
"i have problems wih pizza..ii love it too much..i`m so addicted to pizza and Dot Dot Curve. >",
"having a reli gd holiday .. buh now have to revise x",
"concur with http://tr.im/kmVl, but people can`t wait. Don`t stop making VAS. When clouds become a commodity, do 'cross-cloud'",
"Sitting at the Audi Joburg fashion week casting. So many lanky people in one place! Almost 100. Lol. Good luck to everyone ****",
"nope we only have one really good cuban place... i`ll have to ask them...",
"Nah, could use a hug or three, but even that option is 2,000 miles away!",
"Adventures with jamie and bethhh",
"bit excited are u bradie lol",
"will do hee after exams, i`ll give u plenty of shows. HAHA hopeless me",
"Now that`s what i like to hear! You won`t unfollow us little people on Twitter when you make it big will u?",
"Driving home to trade cars hopefully it makes it! http://myloc.me/21SL",
"Cleaning out my room and found this... http://yfrog.com/0t2b6j she took me to 2w2v and insisted on paying for my ticket.",
"http://twitter.com/djc_yana ~ yeah. haha! why?",
"Followed by the great Super Mazembe. One of the favorites around here ? http://blip.fm/~5jkbp",
"nothings better then going out for chinese at the supperinn with ma fave cousins at 1am",
"aww cant wait till u get 2 Sydney ;D i missed out on tickets tho.. :O ****",
"Yup, indeed, like train announcements: Shortly we will arrive in K�lle",
"Five o`clock can`t come any faster",
"yes 7.50 here thanks for the change obama. I have to start mail ordering again",
"those cakes sure look good ,,took one if it`s ok with you ummm good tks",
"whoa!! hahaha! wee going there in a bit! just watching Hugh Jackman`s interview at Oprah.",
"from here to cyborgs there`s but a small leap - http://www.newscientist.com/article/mg20227065.900",
"Instead of telling God how big my problems are, I like telling my problems how big God is! http://bit.ly/5ofzj",
"currently working on the SDP`s Prototype.... so much to do...",
"not quite as much...hmmm products in US that are not in Canada?? Idk Do you have covergirl?",
"http://twitpic.com/4wdui - She`s so festive aint` she hehe",
"better finish off an order for this little guy first tho http://tinyurl.com/cltln9 Time to go Cheerio an Drasda!",
"Since you travel quite often and use online travel sites we would love some feedback on iXiGO.com from you"
] | 708 |
so sorry about that I have the same issues...LOL. My weekend started about an hour ago!!! | [
"Living down @ Alki without off-street parking BLOWS. 3:30p & there is no parking. Wkds are the worst, feel like a hostage.",
" Think of the prize at the end. So sorry to hear that though.",
"My children have promised me birthday brekkie in bed. There`s a problem with that in that there`s bugger all food in the house",
"HES BACK!!!!! OH NOES!!!! have you missed me? Work has been insane and the band has really taken off so i haven`t had a moment to myself",
"Officially drugged up and taking a nap. Allergies ain`t no joke. Never had them this bad since two days ago.",
" yes .. thats a problem #prism #fail",
" doesnt look good we have to go burn some lampions",
"either my inerne is **** or my mind is but i`m pretty sure that it`s the internet",
"In the emergency room with my cousin. She`s got mad flu and can`t walk or breathe. Why are hospitals always so cold?",
"i was kinda hoping this time it was going to be differnt... its not it just sucks !!!!!!!!!",
"http://bit.ly/GQdbD one of the saddest songs I`ve ever heard",
"dammit i cant watch stadium music",
" yes and no. there`s some strange infection in my body that`s causing me to be sicker than I need and to have a fever.",
"Why would someone even do something like that, you gotta be pretty **** desperate for attention!!! lol poor keanu",
"Im Slowing on My Tweets..Cuase I Lost My Phone",
" Yeah, the economy sucks SO BAD. Yeah, I know what a cafeteria is. I`m unemployed at the moment and I hate it!"
] | [
"sounds good. Appreciate the suggestion. Been a week now and we`re still offline Time to ask for a refund...",
"wishing my days off were the same days that people wanted to party.",
"You`ll be waiting a loooong time",
"Okay, seriously. you`re all going to have to forgive me while I gush like a little fangirl for a few tweets",
"This weekend is completely different from last weekend.",
"Hello Back to work today after a week of vacation !",
"_AnGeL84 Awww i hope you feel better love...this weather is crazy...",
"No dice...I searched it in the 'Help' area...just a problem some people have. It would have been hot...oh well",
"Had a great day, apart from the fact that I bought a USB HUB and as soon as I plugged it in, it broke!!!! **** you Tesco!!!!!!",
"at work, with a swollen face thank god it`s kohls though. I`m feelin fat. flip flops are about to break annnnd I get my hair done tonight",
"Anytime! I`m off ~ I can`t match your stamina... my nice, warm, comfy bed is calling (screaming) my name...lol Night Ninja!",
"Today was fun <333",
"http://twitpic.com/4wc1y - Cracking myself more & more up.. PhootoBoothingisFunForBunny Volumen Eins!",
"got back from the embassy; missing one paper go again on Monday!!!good luck me!!!",
"_x i was listening to that earlier and the other day, i was planning something with my friends and i said that. they were ...",
"I have assignment due by midnight in professional writing class & I really wish I was already done with it Luv writing thought Id like it",
"We keep very different hours.",
"Hoping I at least have fun 2nite. Today was 1 horrible way 2 start off a birthday",
"is off to work ... still 'recovering' from an amazing and beautiful weekend. Have I mentioned how incredible my friends are??",
"We do! Its been to long! I think i have next weekend open. When are you going to have the house warming party",
"Guess I`ll be running in a little bit. Accidentally fell asleep",
"Why yes I DO!! ...Or rather, did. Just finished it! Starting Dead Like Me, lollll~",
"Know what would be great? For my shoulder to stop hurting so I can sleep normal again. I just want/need a few solid hours of good sleep.",
"i`m not ready for tomorrow`s competition!",
"Kiran, Sorry about ur bad land`g: Hope ur neck feels better. At least, u didn`t break it like JD. Btw, ur in fine shape.",
"LOL! I hate when that happens!! All hyped up and its over before you know it! Lunch sounds nice..hope you have a nice time.",
"Great long-weekend so far Going for a run now - no Judo tonight Then off to Blue Water for some 'Retail Therapy'",
"._.; Thanxxx ! Now with that message I just wanna leave !! )= ! BYE !",
"Done! Finally.. Yay.. Now I can relax for.. Well one day ;D haha..",
"hey there how are you going? looking forward to weekend, sadly im workin both sat sun",
"Friday night and still working...oh wait..it`s Saturday morning already",
"Just ignore it.....and get sum rest...get rid of that headache",
"I guess thats just how I am lol",
"going through your tweets right now, probably missed all the good ones in the last 4 hours",
"gooooooooood im not a complete nut case then",
"I was just about to put in '@' and then my username.. Wow.",
"Cleaning all day today after he runs off to do his stuff and setting my schedule for the week. I feel much better now and calmer too!",
"Packing up and leaving inlaws house heading home sweet home... Had a nice weekend and back to work in a few hours",
"Im wishing that i had the weekend off so i can go to SOL.",
"i think i ordered a few days after you. Maybe you got something that was on backorder?",
"I know. But it won`t be the same",
"so yeah...i guess i dont get company this weekend so who wants to come hang out?",
"understandable. yah i leave on monday! I`ll be gone when you`re in chi",
"just got back from donating blood",
"SEe waT I Mean bOuT FoLL0w fRiiDaYs... It`S cALLed LoSe f0LloWeRs FridAy... smH",
"I always feel sickly when I wake up. Well got a busy day ahead of me! Yippeee",
"Just had some babi pangang. Now off to friends. Tomorrow it`s working time again",
"Muay Thai was awesome. I`m gonna be sore in the morning! I feel like being bad and eating junk tho",
"hahaha, I was busy, now I see what I replied to you! Yes that is true",
"Morning folks! Light tweeting today (`Hurrah!` from the crowd!) `cos I`ve a busy Friday. Me inside, sunshine out.",
"I`m sooo hyper! And I don`t even know why! Hahahahaha!",
"i been coolin and **** ya know me",
"Wow, can`t believe Monday is here again already. I hope everyone is well today",
"http://twitpic.com/67owu - Nice - I had tickets for tonight`s game, but I`m staying home sick",
"!!!! glad you`re alright!",
"night night twits! im so glad I will be waking up to a saturday off work!! printer has broke though",
"I think I have H1N1... Or maybe just a cold.",
"Sorry `bout the migraine. Did I mention I really liked your Cissbury (sp?) pic last week?",
"super late for work, and got an earful from the PSYCHOPATH. GRRRR! Day, please get better",
"Just woke up and saw that the sun isn`t out I need to start waking up early",
"have a lovely weekend",
"ooh good! im starting with the hardest one, gonna be at it all day. ive locked my door and im only leaving for food and toilet! x",
"hahah i sowwie hun whats up thoe ?",
"Ouch, give me a heads up so I`ll know when to duck",
"is getting ready to start the work week...work 2 off 3 then work 3 more. It`s not bad Have a great one everybody!!",
"In hysterics at Yaas` email <3 Am writing a speech for Speakers` and doing Food Technology...**** it`s good to be off school on a Monday",
"says good (or should i say bad?) afternoon! http://plurk.com/p/wxpdj",
"_ i missed you. today was the greatest day ever. im burnt and **** lmfao. but it will be a nice tan. 11 rides in 6 hrs! <3",
"about to go to my boo`s pad",
"hey that is pretty good sucking up - my daughter is exactly the same - glad to see I am not alone Good luck mom",
"Whew, the first night and day of summer were.....very sad But, I have Jess`s grad party to go to tonight!!!",
"Beer, garden, IPOD, Friday night, shame I`ve got to work tomorrow",
"That post was for",
"That`s true. It still sucks though `cause I was all 'LOLOL I AM SO ORIGINAL--ohshit' so. But yeah. Thanks!",
"I feel your pain... dont you hate those days",
"What were you doing up at that time??",
"well im gonna go shower now. gotta get rdy 4 movies in a couple hours! byeee ~~ Esther <3 p.s.s i miss u katherine",
"Hope you had a great weekend, congratulations!",
"hey yall were amazing at bamboozle! thanks for stopping to take apicture on saturday.. seemed like you were in a rush though!",
"super stressful day & can`t sleep...glad I found you your so sweet to take the time to make strangers feel good.",
"alright don`t want you to overdue it now. LOL you are funny nite nite",
"Mmmmmmmm... ? it in the morning",
"Okay people my fones charged",
"what are u doing now ??",
"just finished an exam, every1 else has finished cos I chose i different course to my friends I have one more exam on Thurs next week",
"having to use IE =/ firefox is playing up and i don`t know why will try and fix it tomorrow.",
"yea. I was off today luv. I shudve told u. anything exciting happen yet. And I saw u last night",
"I wasn`t I was with the bf at the time, and am now omw to class. What is this new Kaggra,?",
"Can`t really do anything about that, now can I?",
"having a reli gd holiday .. buh now have to revise x",
"I just dyededed my hair",
"Thanks to my assignment im off to work today!",
"me too what are you doing?",
"curing le hangover from an epic night, bruised `n battered from a hectic go-karting session. pretty satisfied thank you very much",
"i suppose i best get ready for work grrr",
"I was only @ Cambie just slightly before the event then had to leave Waiting for feedback though; I`ll keep u posted!",
"sunnn finnalllyyy!! aint slept :| need some sleep",
"hotttie poooh!!!! ooo i bet it sounda magical (HH) im coming home in 1 hour",
"but that is the only logical reason why you`d get hollered at 3x in the past hour. but what is dnw?",
"loool sheridan ive got swine flu but im still coming into skl tomorrow same way hehe",
"to jodies and played sims till my daddy picked me up and that is what i did yesterday. basically it was my social time",
"Tomorrow`s mother`s day. I need to get all my **** together soon.. Noor left, It was fun it`s been NINE months!",
"My saying now http://bctiny.com/po4me",
"- halla!!! doing ok- got a cold but trying to ignore it how about you?",
"I know, thx But I`ll be ok.",
"Just one of those days.... I pray it will get better..",
"yay but you missed naptime",
"yessssss wore myself out this weekend planting my garden and working",
"Me too haha I did but have no credit",
"Sun has been making me happy =] Shame about work tonight x",
"reeeejuvinated and bored as hell.",
"_NJ Oh! I`m only in my 7 I just joined Twitter a few days ago....",
"Just woke from the longest sleep in months-so nice! Now to get some work done so i`m prepped for next wk & free for K coming home tonight",
"Ahh man, and im off NEXT weekend",
"_honey thank you i have a business exam tomorrow too :/",
"is exhausted from a great weekend, and is looking forward to this week",
"I`m on it, probably not until next week though",
"OMJ JUSt qOt HOME fROM tHAt PARty! it`S 2:OO a.m! i`M MAN tiRED! GOODNiqHt AND HAPPY MOtHER`S DAY 2 ALL!!! tAkE CARE & GOD BlESS!",
"_Cochran Hi Corey.. just saw your reply now.. here it is 5:30PM .. an I have a long night coming...",
"It`s 6 am, I haven`t been to bed yet, and I just got my second wind. Guess I should edit or read or something until I feel tired huh?"
] | 424 |
is sad that she is not seeing Basshunter at Metroplex this weekend | [
"I`m havin the stupid stomach pain again & again... Today is my outing with SPH frenz & my stomach nvr fails to dissappoint me. Haiz",
"This already feels like one of those days where I just won`t be able to win.",
"oops i did it again...really shouldnt have.",
"Feeling madly sorry for myself... - �I�M SECK D= Make me feel better I should be going to a fashion show... http://tumblr.com/xz31werch",
"he killed everyone for nothing. :o :-ss",
"Celebrating the fact that Norwich City got relegated yesterday. Seems like myself and the awfully nice Mr Fry are football rivals!",
"is incredibly worried about Stanley...",
" hey Bow when yu comin baxx 2 thaa 614 we miss yu hun ...614 all day!!",
"I miss so much I wish I had enough money to be with him again",
"I`m so tired. I don`t get how I am. I sat on the lawn mower and didn`t push the whole **** thing.",
" yeah its goin to vmail now.. I CALLED it while i was in the store.. no luck",
"jus skinned my knee. Wat am i 6!?!?! Hurts lyke hell tho. Its always tha little ones that hurt tha most.",
" The problem is that I`m not finished with it But I have logged in mass hours this week on it. And i`m not being paid! POP!",
" Your youtube account is down.",
"Mudweight hauled in for last time by http://yfrog.com/0zr2jqj",
"#web20 .#prologue - Modern Liberalism, Misconstrued (2nd 1/2 of Bible -- 'Christ -- without the Crucifiction' Abstraction w/o `Skin`"
] | [
"Cowboy westerns...haven`t seen those in a while. good luck",
"_FP Awh shoot. Make a detour and come to PR forget Indiana haha",
"i guess it wasnt meant to be..",
"Friday!!!!!!!!!! Wooo and nothing to do. Nuggets better pull it off tonight.",
"_daarling haha yah it`s walking distance from my house Mission Tiki Drive-In haha every summer we go like every weekend",
"Eating pancakes What is better than a day off with Stevie-J?",
"Things that happened today: My younger brother ran over one of our dogs. Yeah. I know. She`s going to have surgery this weekend.",
"Ozzy isn`t following you yet",
"Just ripping here. That ad buy I was going to speak w/you about looks to be on hold for a bit. Company changed hands. :-/",
"_tweets I wish I could be there to give you the biggest hug right now. I`m so sorry, I can`t imagine how painful it must be",
"got tickets to go with dad and his girlfriend to see Eric Clapton, Steve Winwood, and the Arc Angels on June 24th @ Toyota Center! WOO!",
"Gorgeous day! Off to Hash around Waterley Bottom - wonderful name for a village! Quiz Mistressing at the Porto this evening",
"Fort Greene Brooklyn Flea was lovely! - looking forward to next weekend already",
"Trying to put down some veggie soup, and watching Bride Wars while my body recovers. Hope I`ll spring back tomorrow",
"early phonograph industry? done.. just the rest of APM to revise and only berry the green rabbit and ribena man for company",
"thinks that Pipers molars are cutting thru we had a nice lil nap me and the girl...now just another friday night at home w/ the lil ones",
"no money no honey! hehe too soon sorry",
"the 2009 convention ( http://tr.im/mLvw ) doesn`t look that great this year - going to vegas then sounds much more fun",
"SMH @ PPL WHO ONLY TWIT U UP ON FRIDAYS B/C U GOT 100+ FOLLOWERS AND THEY`RE STILL BANKING 15-20 #NOFAKERY",
"Gusying up for dinner, Bourbon & Branch, Zeitgeist and surprise party for Taylor! Shh...",
"Ok so my sister is going camping I`m so mad because i have to work tomorrow have fun",
"// sounders game tomorrow! and mother`s day",
"Uber Bored ATM, after Out of the Blue, will have shower, then watch house or numb3rs (vid) then CSI + CSI NY + Bones Double . .. . YAY!",
"_BeachMex Can`t DM you since you don`t follow me.",
"Ahh, sunshine. Just deleted 404 spam emails from 2 days - now off to BBQ in sun wonderful...",
"ConGrats to all Graduates! Such a Beautiful thing & Big Deal! I wish i cudve attended my lil man Ryan Kdg Graduation.. Feel verY Sad!",
"_addict yeah like super short I guess I`ll just have to hold my breath till Sunday.",
"no new tubas until 4th of july weekend",
"is off to work ... still 'recovering' from an amazing and beautiful weekend. Have I mentioned how incredible my friends are??",
"_alfradique No fun Well hopefully you don`t have much more to go...",
"Heavens, not good I can empathise. Fingers crossed it doesn`t come to anything and you can sleep easy. Wishing for the best...",
"Poor Beta, I took him to Seattle, riding on my lap on the plane. He was happy here until our week long outage-cold did him in",
"The trip to Stockholm got cancelled To make it up I`m planning to do some shopping tomorrow, nothing makes a girl as happy like shopping",
"Walaikum assalam... Alhamdulillah... I`m in Chicago the w`end of May 29th... Are you there? Would be nice to meat... Duas!",
"Ahh well he can only spend short amounts of time on because of his mum You should scroll back at our msgs!!! ;-)",
"Have a great show Doug, have fun. Im sorry that I wont be there to watch you",
"'Can`t a Stevie wonder?' gabe just called me sleepypants gaby.",
"is happy that tiff can`t drop BIO so she can suffer with me nyayhahahah!",
"That`s how you go from series to season. The days of being an elite team are over in Dallas. EPL Derby Day tomorrow. Tell me what I miss.",
"It`s this year. Can`t catch it, won`t be in NY till Oct 2010 http://bit.ly/AF8JT",
"i just realized today was my last day to see my best friend tanner im goin to miss him so much",
"My wife lost her sprint blackberry 8330 on a bike ride in AM. Anyone have an extra BB laying around? retweet",
"Hey Nia! I used to be the PD at Hot 102.9 in Dayton. I met you in Cincinnati at the Wiz Christmas party. Hope all is well!",
"castlebar doesnt have 3d so im going to galway to see the jb 3d movie but that could be next week or the one after that",
"Boo well its good fun tho.. sucks if u cant get cards.. I finished 10th in last nights #tpt I took out LOL",
"hiya, hows your week been?? just tried to DM you but your not following! x",
"#flylady Oh deary me: 15 mins not enough to rescue kitchen I shall come back to it later so I can mow the lawn while still cool outside",
"_Is_Here oh hun, i`m sorry... out of everything you`ve been through, the last thing you deserve is to be unhappy at home..",
"Inshalla! Devo I wont be at the Astor tonight",
"staying in, hve June exams 4 docent training class ,need to study , we hvng zombie movie sunday aftrn, u both shld come over!",
"he not getting off early?",
"is watching 'Wall Street', and realizing that since it is on a movie channel she won`t get a potty break",
"checked with the hubster and I think we`ll pass -- feeling too lazy to caravan after running around with our friends.",
"lied last weekend when she said she wouldn`t get upset, just an FYI.",
"sux gabe just told me to go to the afterparty and I have ID that works but I can`t go",
"Morning John, yes I do, however I have a diary clash and sadly can`t attend!",
"Okay, so now I want to scream....Idk why this one doc has done this to me 3 days this week!!!!RRRRR.",
"i`m not ready for tomorrow`s competition!",
"Working on the store`s Facebook group, getting ready to relax and play some 360. I`m thinking Mercenaries 2 tonight; Me likey explosions",
"_boo jealous can you add `and I really wish nicole was here..but we all know what she`s really doing` to that tweet?",
"luvvv it- but one aquestion-why isn`t there any full moon crazy tour date for toronto!?!?!?!!??!",
"It`s a Peter & Gordon morning -> And I, go to pieces and I wanna hide / Go to pieces and I almost die / Ever... ? http://blip.fm/~5yk38",
"so see you on my birthday visit me haha why wack Saturday ?",
"Ok, im not really that far yet On the 2nd part of 4. Wish she did them earlier though, like mid day so I could be involved",
"excited to see 'UP' for Logan`s Birthday in 2 weeks. Sad he wont have a party bc he doesn`t know any kids, tho.",
"is so excited for this summer... Steve Winwood and Eric Clapton, Eagles of Death Metal, and ahhh the Dead Weather",
"just tried talking........voice died before end of sentence! Annpyimg thing id, i feel fine!! Another day of not playing the hits",
"good. yeah i am fine thanks. just dreading history tomorrow, not in the mood for hyperactive 20 year olds lmao",
"has a good heart... or so says the doctor. Except that the doctor won`t be in until Tuesday afternoon to put that in writing....",
"Kinda feeling in a reggae mood.... hope you all enjoy the smoothness on this lovely weekend",
"just another manic monday.. wish it were sunday.. that`s my fun day happy monday twitterland",
": Ok its suppose 2b followfriday not unfollow Friday aw well I have nice tweeters anyway! <-almost doesnt sound right...lol;)",
"So romantic!!!!I hope you both have an amazing time...and paparazzi don`t follow you!!You need more privacy with Doug xoxo",
"June gloom is upon us.",
"_LeAnn if it makes you feel better im studying on a sat night w/o blackberries",
"Congrats to ALL Graduates! Such a Beautiful thing & Big DEAL! I jus wish i cudve attended My lil man Ryan kdg graduation Feel verY SAD!",
"is in route 2 da` beach! No sun yet",
"Hey hey get tickets to ALL TIME LOW when they`re in Aussie kay. www.myspace.com/destroyalllines Yup. Go there get tickets",
"rap battling at second sat, now at the moviesss haha 'i swim in a lake of sex'- Matthew M. ( Ghosts of Girlfriends Past)",
"PLEASE come to Minneapolis/St. Paul area!!!! I looked on your schedule but I don`t see anything close anytime soon.",
"Aw, Zach wasn`t feeling well Hope he gets better. So babysitting was canceled.",
"Hey we were at Tallebudgera Creek at 5pm.....visiting Anita`s special tree........could have almost bumped into you",
"one of them is",
"is cheering on the Arsenal Ladies!! and missing my M...x",
"Is a hot hell of a mess. I wish i would have gone to arlington for zeta!",
"Jaydiohead 'No Karma' ? http://twt.fm/91610 #musicmonday This is not the android I was looking for. But it`ll do.",
"Have to wait till Friday to pick up my Visa for China- not as expedited as I would have hoped, but at it`s done #geeksonaplane",
"_1210 I`m not going till Wednesday",
"Ugggh. Its so nice out! I don`t want to be working with back-up dancers.",
"she is good! so gor-juz yea i kno i asked her yesterday when we were at tha hospital if she talked to u and she said no",
"Hugh Masekela pix online + Contern - T71 pix + review @ http://clada.lu -> coming up next Naturally7 Concert this evening",
"_oliver whats for breaky then, russtle something up for my hangover please our jamie lmao",
"didnt enjoy having to say goodbye to alex, v emotional times but the sun is making me happy !",
"and the Creative VADO`s are out of stock at walmart.com (missed it) but thanks for tweeting about it",
"_pax Oh man... I`m so sorry to hear that. I hope everything works out",
"ditching out again? you will be missed. I wish my ruby boys would represent.",
"getting ready to head out to Camp Allen. Unless somethings changed, that means no phone service for about 24 hours.",
"Done with classes and packing for the atlanits!! I hope miley`s there",
"is trying to find something to do tonight",
"Didn`t make to my cousin`s yacht convention. Hope he doesn`t get upset. And hope he won.",
"Yum chocolate sorbet! She barely even shared http://twitpic.com/67azl",
"Darn i dont have guitar tomorrow",
"So when are you guys coming to Alabama...you were supposed to be there tonight but cancelled...I had great seats",
"one hour till I go home and commence pouting because no Bahama trip for me",
"i got followed by one that says she doesn`t talk to 'god people'-i wonder if she talks to 'goddess people?'",
"woops! I only just realized my DMs to you are not going through",
"I`m not goin have a way out there til b.dix gets off but we swimming tomorrow !",
"Weekend is getting close. Too bad I`ll be stuck up north Hopefully I`ll be able to get out next weekend for some real life fun.",
"Sitting in an almost empty dorm, waiting for jordan to come to take some last things and say good bye. He graduates tomorrow.",
"oh dear! gareths b-day 2moro all my girlfriends are abroad lucky niamh is coming home 2moro poor gareth has 2 listen 2 me talk all day",
"i also realized this weekend how many people are only internet hot...ok catty comment out of the way for the week",
"Picking up a couple toys tonight! D300 and 50mm f/1.4! YAY!! :-D Just for the weekend though",
"Where did everyone go?? boo got no-one to twitter on to now Wonder if I can con some innocent un-suspecting people into talking to me??",
"**** on the beach, cosmo, kamikaze, captain america, ahhh fun night. Still not over.",
"Laying with lyndi on drive way. Drinking tea. Listenin to music. Takin pictures. Just a Chillin.",
"DH at work, DD7 at party. Seriously thinking of treating DS9 and myself to sushi lunch - after all, it IS Mother`s Day here!",
"in august with anberlin. they`re not headlining though and yes there is a perth show",
"2night- dance parties, fun times, & awkward situations highlight- driving w/ nims and annie listening to satellite windows downnnn",
"is on her way to Seattle! Yay for Seattle, boo for Matt leaving.",
"ok Love you girls. but work beckons. Will come back later for #twpp"
] | 311 |
*reads phone book* Hugh Clancy, Hugh Claments...Nope, no Hugh Clap. Poor Holly, though she`ll grab pity votes like a shark. | [
"LAZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZY MONDAY !! Bank Holiday Nicole why haven`t u direct msged me yet ?!!!",
"Alcohol makes me tired. And I miss and want him so much. It hurts",
"College work sucks so much!",
" wat u doin my bad im mixin this song",
"It`s so cold out there! I`ve just lost my wallet",
"Dogs eyes seem bad. Just forked out on new washing machine so why not a vets bill to top it off eh?!?!",
"Sad face moment of the day",
"**** I failed in my assassination attempt on Louis re: http://ff.im/3mrIM",
"absolutely gutted that i`m not going to badu tonight. you guys have fun...! just got home and need to head downtown now. gd this heat!",
"I don`t think the coffee at work agreed with my tummy",
"Blah. Work at job one all day and job two all night.",
"As predicted i feel lyk **** gahh i hate bein ill!! At wrk tweet lata ****",
"I miss my wacom. Especially the mouse. Laptop touch pad is horrible",
"hate living down here in fl. missing GA like crazy...like they say you dont know what you got till its gone GA on my mind",
"ugh... my back is killing me.",
"my apartment is emptying out more & more each day.. so sad.. last week at 2000"
] | [
"There mite be a article in the trib bout portia, keep an eye out for it.",
"my n95 hacked no signing needed.. thx OPDA",
"I almost said, 'and grammer no exist either' grunt. But I stopped myself",
"Look, everyone! I`m a bad boy! I`m ranked higher than Meghan McCain! http://tinyurl.com/oj76mz",
"_kat why not?? ****",
"I`m trying to convince to wait a bit to see Up! as well. She doesn`t want to see it with me",
"well u weren`t around 2 twit",
"I dont get twitter Someone help me!",
"wonders why her Karma points turned into 0.00. http://plurk.com/p/wxj54",
"why does it randomly hangup on me?",
"You`re not singing in the rain?",
"lao mein and spanikopita HAHA you would have to be here to know",
"i neeeeeeeed music suggestions but no one will give them",
"thnx 4 the follow",
"NOPE. It`s been years since it`s happened like this.",
"Bored, making a mothers day card",
"GASP] pulleaase dont hate me if u ask me a question and i dont answer you ... at any given time. i just cant see you! sorry",
"Its over for them",
"You have a DM amigui",
"_Jamie How are ya, honey? What happend to account ?",
"hey I didn`t get the email yet",
"sometimes spam leaks in to the message board.",
"In children`s hospital ER hoping Meredith does NOT have a broken elbow/arm",
"I`m with ya.... doesn`t follow me either",
"No 1 evr brngs me a starbux! *~CoRiEoGrApHy~*",
"personally, I could not decide which election sign to place on North40 last fall : Reagan 08, TJefferson 08 or TRoosevelt 08",
"**** was about to call",
"Aw, Zach wasn`t feeling well Hope he gets better. So babysitting was canceled.",
"I want to go to VP, but no one is willing to come with me.",
"Congrats Hughesy to you and Holly on the safe arrival of Rafferty David Hughes! Hope all is well xoxo",
"I need some cheering up",
"lol after this weekend yea ur right text me cause im goin to 3rd and they dont have computers there bye bye",
"No blood drives in my area. I`ll keep looking.",
"awwww i never noticed this http://bit.ly/RConp",
"hey i tried callin u but it wont let me",
"wants new hair now! Just so frank won`t talk to me",
"Borat was so less **** http://bit.ly/iZkab",
"Ohhhhh Barcalona. Please dont ruin this #bgt",
". Will have to try. Our Pei Wei closed so I can`t try there.",
"It Was The Best Evar & My First,, You Didnt Awnser Any Of My Questions xoxo",
"I`m still waiting for the Oprah touch",
"I don`t have enough close contacts on twitter to do follow friday #followfriday",
"_0407 all over the place it was boo, dual voice challenge was too challenging",
"strongly agrees with Jason about Wolverine, but not about Hugh Jackman. Sorry. No kids for this Mouse.",
"there was like no1 there n tha DJ comp was hella wack... no gud DJs but got in free so its all gud",
"I don`t have any",
"did I miss something??",
"Aww chamber callbacks... Soo emotional",
"_Bloody_Poet What`s the matter?",
"lied last weekend when she said she wouldn`t get upset, just an FYI.",
"lol i cant drink!!",
"its not mothers day on the west coast, tyvm",
"got a case of the bubblies.",
"Oh God bless you",
"No one`s coming in",
"i want to join drama practice today but i can`t",
"thanks for the follow! Isafailure was supposed 2 b a team thing, but my friend hasn`t emailed me or communicated n 4ever",
"lolzz @ public script, wait - n- watch",
"hahahaha awww uduhn lun me no mor???",
"_lord But that means you`ll leave me alone.",
"E3 2009 will be the first time I will not get to see G4TV`s E3 coverage since Comcast moved the G4 channel from basic cable to premium",
"Tataindicom is not as good as Tatasky Airtel broadband is better.",
"Sat alone whilst jay plays on his phone",
"Not been on for a while eh Barry lol.Tweet deck is like prehistoric lol",
"Halla Miss Haloom .. how are you dear? am doing fine so far but .. eeem worrying about rationale project.. Allah eyaseer inshallah",
"Well, I`ll have lemon and ranch for you. Not for me, though.",
"am i too late for a cuppa?",
"well paisley has one of those cone things around her head...SO funny but I feel bad for her",
"Can`t find any pictures !!!",
"causee not everyone can pass the challenge test duh",
"None of Meowmie`s friends have money, and even if they did, she wouldn`t be able to pay them back.",
"my power went out as well.. Except I`m in nor cal",
"Kills me to see you online and not be able to say hello",
"http://twitpic.com/66st1 - please let me freee... I can`t watch you **** for much loongerrr!",
"_carter Your video is set to private..",
"I got the ticket dismissed",
"My guess is that its because Sara makes a mention of mariage proposals on her site.",
"is wondering where all her friends went...",
"Yo, what happened to my invite?",
"http://tinyurl.com/cyonct vote for Rob",
"concert tonight chackin out and not coming tomorrow!",
"Seems like i`m the only person over here doing postal voting for the upcoming election ... been there already twice to get the documents",
"what`s the matter chickadee?",
"She is beautiful . But don`t feel badly. Some neaby grans see grandkids about the same amt. Can`t go to them = out of luck",
"Next song to be axed by me Ombra mai f� -� Largo � H�ndel",
"On the phone with the bank.",
"it was only once for my big brother...and I`m done now",
"Saw the blink show from the tmobile party. I`m speachless",
"hilarious. so if she acts up, all you have to do is say 1 little word...'gummed up' grosses me out; hub says it 2 torment",
"http://tinyurl.com/64ozr7 :: from Ate Kaila Ocampo of the.rainbowholic.me&&eerie-silence.net",
"LOL! Considering the recent debate on DL, I`m not touching the bad boy thing. I like the logical ones.",
"Just read up on your Mom Hope she`s okay!!",
"i guess it wasnt meant to be..",
"Lack of plans for tonight Anyone going out?",
"needs a break from the computer... adios <3",
"I don`t have a VCR...",
"FRUITY PEBBLES?! What? Over Lucky Charms",
"You meanie! The one time you go to Lux and I wont be there!",
"_Rankin yep to you buddy long time no talk, hows things and i see your cat still like sinking fangs into your ankle lol",
"**** **** and blast! I`m at LMHR tomorrow and Sam out Who is running it? I could see if she could join next week?",
"not so awesome now, huh? LOL",
":o And I missed it? And I`ll miss the rpt 2mrw Oh well there`s youtube sunday I guess. Thanks Andrew",
"Marley won`t watch the French Open unless it`s in HD, which it`s not... But my latest political ad is: http://tinyurl.com/lvsn76",
"oh no!!!! i hope its not too baad, tell mya i hope she`s gets better soon",
"Thank you! And I don`t care for the look on his face.",
"just tried talking........voice died before end of sentence! Annpyimg thing id, i feel fine!! Another day of not playing the hits",
"I had a joke for you, but it`s too long to tweet.",
"no happy hour for me today",
"I`m like so upset with you.. haha.. you never told me the 411..",
"No! I in fact made sure that cookie was never delivered.",
"denial can be very powerful",
"At least he`s in breakthrough performance tho. I just wanted him nominated in his own category",
"Almost lost my phone.",
"I think it`ll be more like a casual attendance instead of a review, as there might not be another issue of felix by then. Thanks.",
"my pic didn`t work",
"Same old customer service team member",
"awww holly shes so cute! i hope they let her sing again!",
"_another_1 yeh I can`t even imagine.... good luck to them",
"i don`t have texting.....",
"Like double posting on twitter? ;) lol. Not me, I don`t take anything."
] | 263 |
o can`t work that one out pain in the **** them spammers | [
" oh no! i`m sorry. at least you`ll still be able to buy regular tickets and not worry about limits?",
"FML i just spilled my entire can of diet coke IN MY LAP. yay",
"ahhh!!!! u know what really sucks??? i sprained my toe!! OUCH!!",
" Is it possible to a have phobia of phobias? Afraid to look at list.",
" ALL white shoes make me cringe . White shoes give me pause.",
"Feeling lonely and in need a a good friend",
"I wish I could see dramafest SO BAD.",
"stupid HIP!! I hate you!! And I can`t even break in my new kicks!!! GRRRR!",
" He steals my stuff, buries them under fence. Embarassing when it`s the man returning them! Not much I can do about frogs.",
"i really should stop relying on my family when they say their going to get me lunch",
"Subhana Allah... I got scare told you i started having anxiety",
"watching Army Wives and it always makes me cry",
"argh! why why why",
"i have such a sore head",
"Has been a long day - Matinee and evening show. Will be sad tomorrow: last ever Welsh College show",
"My dad and Joe Nugent drank nearly all the Ice Tea i only have a bit left. quite miffed tbh"
] | [
".. did you have to bust a cap? tell me you had to bust a cap for Jesus!",
"Bumping Air Supply`s Greastest Hits",
"_ more than youl ever no ! !! ! !! ****",
"that is truly impressive. Can`t come close to that. Takes the argument over whether web needs subs to a new level though",
"Wow Christa, that`s incredibly sweeeet! Me want one 2 !!! If you get a sec, check out my app for merch asst ... I RULE! LOL!!!",
"Praying for pressure on brain 2 subside, for brain seizures 2 stop & for tumors 2 go - Dan is comfortable but still has niggling cough",
"@_finn_ Except I dropped him on my break and now he`s got a ding in his side. At least it wasn`t the screen.",
"oh poor you atleast get paid for staying back or?",
"Don`t follow your dreams; chase them.- Richard Dumb (who I think is very smart",
"awww, that sucks But they`re so awesome when you get one, all squeeky and happy. I only have one left now though",
"http://www.myspace.com/dica_grl Just got a crush on this song! Disco`s Out! Murder`s In! ruleaz?, zic! www.myspace.com/discosoutmurdersin",
"tMeme> My besties. If only was there. on Twitpic: http://twitpic.com/67hac - My besties. If.. http://twitpic.com/67hac",
"__ that`s not good! hope you get better soon and good luck with the exams!",
"Last week I had 516 hits on my guinea pig pictures on webshots! And I didn`t even promote them! Way to go",
"waiting for PRINCES PROTECTION PROGRAM online in English version so long",
"Thanks for trying! Done just that and no good If I can`t fathom it I`ll take it to Apple Store. Sigh...",
"oh naw; ill always be dha same cece, but when chanqes are needed ill make them",
"talks about _Dunk http://partyends.com/blog/?p=1654 , their CD release is tonight at Stubb`s! Wish I could go support!!",
"low low low low low low low low low.............................",
"I`d rather be at #BEATweetup. Instead, I`m taking my cue from and shutting down. reprezent-zent!",
"(that was a btw -_-)",
"Heavens, not good I can empathise. Fingers crossed it doesn`t come to anything and you can sleep easy. Wishing for the best...",
"Wired mag needs to seriously chill out. I just renewed barely 3 months ago, yet they`ve already sent me 5 renewal letters for next year!",
"LMAO i want him to reply booooo you REPLY TO ONE OF US lmfaoooo",
"no email? just kidding, it can wait filling out form now... seriously.",
"_Mak request me on bbm & send all ur contact info. Everything didn`t sync up from old phn I have ur tmail info haha - DATED!",
"Busy.. Busy.. Busy.. :S Wont be on Ning for few days.",
"forgot about my old twitter account please follow itsjeff i will stop this account soon...i prefer the address that doesnt have my age",
"don`t wait on Red, could be ages. I know what you mean, though. Really looking for a new job",
"I waited, listening to wind blowing through the tumbleweed? Are none of you old enough to know what to do when someone says 'Crackerack'?",
"stop making assumptions about me when you dont even **** know me! haha stupid ****. thanks for defending me, matthew.",
"Okay, seriously. you`re all going to have to forgive me while I gush like a little fangirl for a few tweets",
"aw! I`m gonna miss my old username... nick jonas, shontelle layne, and sean kingston replied to my OLD USERNAME! I`m gonna start all over",
"I`m so bunged up!! I Hate colds!!",
"everything is good except that neck shot and Steve`s back of the head shot!",
"haha I was JUST talking about that to my colleague. I have 539 DMs, only 15 - 20 are actual messages and not spam",
"_Kaufer You cant argue w/them, as they actually have zero things to complain about so they make stuff up",
"i guessed my leg havent healed from the old injuries but i can still run though and kick ball! haha. but will sometimes fell a sharp pain",
"Fighting with Nagios configuration. Great tool but the config is a bit of a labour",
"trying to fix my internet connection...guess my `prayers` have been answered and i wont have any study distractions ugh",
"Exactly. She becomes completely incapable of anything unless he`s there helping her. Too many of those are out there.",
"_85 Aaaargh help -it`s a conspiracy LOL! How are you today Lizzi?",
"Cool Guide.. My best Tip.. Do NOT Use Them Unless Absolutely Needed !!!",
"Off tha internet now Txt it",
"lol must contribute to the destruction of language...awww",
"I am soooo saying this phrase now 'Stop be so false' thanks to some 'hater'/yoda person! Goodnight and stop be so false!!",
"Sunday my last day at apple but I won`t be in. Come kick it with me at El FAROLITO 4817 mission street @ 730pm",
"#Vancouver gets tough with slum landlords..ew backed up sewage http://bit.ly/16UrvV http://bit.ly/16UrvV",
"not sexy with 2 tubes sticking out of my stomach but thanks !",
"@_laertesgirl Ohh of course. She did stop once though, end of Dream. John Woodvine & Zoe Thorne, only ones not signed my programme",
"pleaase dont start dating her, that would suck, then disney kids would listen to ftsk. thanks",
"- thanks for the reply. Of course it doesn`t really explain it I googled it but found no explanation.",
"_diva I know, I know...lol That is the ONE song that stops me in my tracks on a dancefloor. I just can`t...lol",
"Lol..Wat was Vibes doin on Atlantic? & where`s ur shirt in your twitter pic? lol",
"i`ve got nothing witty to tweet",
"well you are a tricky one so I would say 6.5",
"No this is not redirects, this is just updating posts on our website massage.dk .. next item => publish, next item => pulish",
"_renee _B Fa real Me n Shay been on the toilet all night Shlda knwn sumthin ws up whn they didn`t crd us 4 our Scorpian bwl",
"thanks for the follow! Isafailure was supposed 2 b a team thing, but my friend hasn`t emailed me or communicated n 4ever",
"Then you should check out http://twittersucks.com and connect with other tweeple who hate twitter",
"hahaha we just won`t tell him will we?",
"my attention for the length of time to type this? Tell ya what, ill add old mans war to my wish list on amazon.",
"aww poor Caity :L add people n they will add you",
"**left off the 'again' in the title...whoops!",
"haha they might! good luck if you`re taking it as well i`m hoping I get a 1 for putting my name down",
"hey plz look > http://www.twitpic.com/5m7vd < what do u think? plz tell me",
"K - I can hack if I have directions have multiple social net sites & I think this is a cool add but we chose not 2 go MU",
"you coming on myspaceee? if yr doing work though dnt bother",
"hiya, hows your week been?? just tried to DM you but your not following! x",
"Not to worry, noone got that one. Next question starts in 1 minute, get your thinking caps on",
"everything is good except that neck shot and Steve`s back of the head shots!",
"waiting for someone`s SMS. it`s been weeks and nearly a month :?",
"Well poop. Looks like the office doesn`t have the keys. I don`t have the keys. Neighbors don`t have the keys. Bike rides from now on.",
"av ad a realy gd day wiv Ciara Connolly at park gate west kirby and new brighton.. fukin funny bt sunburnt.. luks like drivers arm",
"c is nice, but I wouldn`t call it fun",
"Oh no! Hope it`s not as bad as it sounds!",
"well it`s not done yet ! 1 more thing left huaaahhhhh ! jupaa, resaaaa awas kaliaaannn !",
"Well can ya please send some luvin to im sensing deep fiery anger surrounding his presence right now...",
"Thank you so much Me neitherrrr!",
"_crumbles all the best for art attack. thanks 4d follow",
"but better hurry, so you wouldn`t be labeled as copycats",
"Dlukasrossi Lukas- your amazing wife, her updates are locked! Hard to convince people to follow protected profiles,",
"`m working on a logo on photoshop & it didn`t work out.. hehe.. try again lah..",
"Back from AOT last lec.. Alot of question marks on my head.. But thank God for all the tips.. Should be able to pull tru",
"fey slays it in #30rock but title of that film sounds bad #Inbruges is a funny indie little euro city hitman gone bad tale!",
"thanks. I`m self so I don`t see the 'my Account' area. I`ll have to dig deeper it seems",
"Are they abusing your service? Manual follower management is a pain. I love the style.",
"Rough start to my day. Taking this one off from DON so as not to spread my bad vibes. Hope you all have a great weekend! I`m outty.",
"Can`t concentrate need a booster to woork",
"Noones talking to me anymore",
"... i have phone calls like that often .. different subject - same result of feeling beaten to pulp and left for dead",
"a salt pig thing coz she broke her other one! lol do you guys even no wat a salt pig is?",
"haha I fail just remember sohcahtoa xD",
"_pills we have a punching bag here! but ive never touched it, covered with my brother`s sweat.. but u can use it if u want! hehe",
"http://twitpic.com/66y00 - Niceee Hey i never get stickersss",
"I was going to hidden-file it and you`re thinking about youtube? SO NOTT! Lol. Hey put the phone down and more swimming",
"http://twitter.com/cruisemaniac/statuses/1752876129 ' requires python... but yeah, as i tweeted yesterday, dont install 1.9.4. ...",
"oh yes, i ave never orderd from there, a lil funny at first to do so, i will check it our ta",
"http://tinyurl.com/64ozr7 :: from Ate Kaila Ocampo of the.rainbowholic.me&&eerie-silence.net",
"Sending you both TONS of thankful love for Sock Summit. I can`t believe the utter **** that some people spew.",
"wifeyyyyyy me no likey u siky",
"Can someone chemics ?",
"r u still there? ? I guess not i want to talk to you",
"_herdman middle-click is addictive, what can i say",
"perez....... The YouTube video isn`t working",
".... It was just alriiightt",
"So you have to call the Customer Care .. or try to enter any wrong pw and see the result , is it 'invalid user name or password' ?",
"well, I couldn`t get a real clear shot, but I`ve got the best I could...silly people walking through the admitting of the ER...",
"aww...you`re such a softy...I can only imagine you a mess of tears at your own wedding...you won`t even be able to talk",
"tnx for the repLy on myspace...",
"tiny.cc doesn`t seem to load for me I was thinking on going to the batting cages but apparently you gotta book in adv",
"_jane yay! buti nagustuhan nyo. isang bar lang enclosed ko sa mail. to test if matutunaw or hindi. next time uli.",
"good time Rocking out @ open mic, thanks 4 all the love n support. Now working on Business plan presentation. No CG again 2nite",
"Haha I know, I cant handle the fame! and thank you!",
"http://twitpic.com/4j95z - I don`t know why, but I LOLd.",
"_xo dang it, so its not certain ? ? ? are you okay?",
"i don`t know the guys on radio disney have so much energy. i wouldn`t be able to do it <3",
"super frustrated, and taking it out on the one`s I love! I love you, Paul!",
"- OH FOA REAL.? I DIDNT REALLY KEEP UP WITH WHAT WAS GOING ON. TOO MANY DIFF STORYS N STUFF HEY. WISH HE NEVA DID IT!",
"http://twitpic.com/4sx96 - before they put a CAMERA in the smokers pit. i can no longer vandalize that door, without being caught."
] | 777 |
**** it. Totally gutted I decided not to go out tonight. Roni Size is DJing | [
"really wants to go see the script in NY in august... but no one will go with me",
"i think the vog is making me sicker than i think. feeling slightly achy",
"please do not let me get obsessed, whatever or whoever is in charge of my actions you`ve been doing such a bad job lately",
" So I guess if the couple sees its ceremony as valid, it is valid, the community be damned .",
"LOL! Made a huge mess of my school shirt, was using charcoal sticks in 2D art",
"so **** tired. didn`t get home till 5:30. work at bjs at 12:15",
"I am very sad because I have gone on the show McFly fan I am of them!",
" sorry to hear that",
" had to many weirdos on the other one",
" -- That`s got to be hard. My parents have been apart most of their marriage For 6 months this year t &I will be 10K mi apart",
" but...he`s..mine you told me a couple of weeks ago that you didn`t find any other guys hot apart from the ones you...",
"feels guility . sorry `bout that http://plurk.com/p/wyqow",
"If I 'unfollowed' you - its NOT on purpose. Something fishy is going on with my Tweet Deck !! Let me know if I 'unfollowed' you.",
" I would but its like 1800 or 1000+ miles gas prices are crazy im doing alpine next summer most def",
" ****! I want to be at the beach in the sun",
"Is sad that her brother is having a bad day"
] | [
"@_finn_ Except I dropped him on my break and now he`s got a ding in his side. At least it wasn`t the screen.",
"I have to pee.",
"it was only announced in the last few days. Due to cancer I think",
"my sympathies - been here 20 minutes and had enough - will escape soon",
"So apparently i left my front door wide open before going out to my show. With my and my moms laptops on the coffee table. Love my area",
"I`m part of a religion called People-With-Good-Taste-In-Music. We don`t celebrate Jonas Brothers Day.",
"iono...I guess I`m getting off now. L8r twits",
"it doesn`t feel like a friday",
"Wow, just saw your Tweet about the Proflowers fiasco. That`s so not fun!",
"pretty bummed that it had to rain last nite! oh well still had fun! Goldfish is highly overrated!",
"what was it? I missed it.",
"I`m not in America! I`m not going anymore You phoned earlier?",
"But I got dibs on Sulu...",
"just at home, not much going on, had a long day",
"Oh good. I get to be the gooseberry all night now that katy isn`t coming",
"is over it. http://plurk.com/p/rp5np",
"What happened to my early night? Am about to turn into a pumpkin",
"can`t chat with since i have to go to school now http://tinyurl.com/mf88dz",
"i don`t wanna work over the weekend",
"I just tried to go back and the police blocked off the whole neighborhood. they`re evacuating the building now",
"and yet i couldnt get a pic it wasnt allowed, then i won passes to their carpet of the 3d premiere no pic still wit them",
"got a super cold!",
"I know it`s against the law... I am a rebel in small things.",
"I know, the suns not even up and ive been up for an hr. Tossa decided to sleep ON my side and cold nose me.",
"I KNO I SHOULDA CAME",
"dave why why why can`t this happen when I`m not working and can listen?! :::whining big time:::",
"http://twitpic.com/66r0u - uh wait...i thought this was the 29th...tonight",
"I`m in tantra, anyone from kirki will know how sad this is, I`m drowning my sorrows ;)",
"I think that`s cutting off the URL so the pic doesn`t turn up. #mishaneedschapstick",
"Sunday morning and i realised im a film snob as it said on MSN entertainment",
"its about to storm..soo much 4 goin out ..ill just play on the net for awhile",
"What up Lisa, sorta quiet... I`m USA, so gonna crash soon.",
"Can not afford the DR this year. I just can`t pull it off this time.",
"I`m just bustin` ya chops; it`s not bad. Never seen any real appeal to last.fm is all. Bad quality audio from **** artists",
"wow officially i have no life this month! LOL my friends dont believe me when i say they need to BOOK IN ADVANCE!",
"i really wish i could make it! a 12 hr. drive just isn`t going to happen this weekend.",
"If it makes you feel any better.. My Saturday night is lame as well. I heart you",
"Ha **** im ready. but **** that ****, i cant believe she had the balls to call me. Haha Wtf!",
"Yay playing a show tonight! Boo it`s gonna soggy and I`m at work right before playing",
"Oh man sold out had to step away from my desk for 10 min! you were right",
"whats twhirl? I`ve some work to be doing over the weekend thank god so I`m probably going to miss it red, sorry",
"was hoping to go to Red Lobster this weekend",
"i am public and can`t get anyone to follow me",
"Time to get off the puter. Nite all.",
"Ps BGT was both fab and sad, I thought Greg was awesome, sad he`s gone but a child will always win in that situation sadly",
"_diva I know, I know...lol That is the ONE song that stops me in my tracks on a dancefloor. I just can`t...lol",
"your not following me it won`t let me dm",
"That post was for",
"playing with Zeke, he`s leaving today",
"I didn`t see this until after",
"just tried talking........voice died before end of sentence! Annpyimg thing id, i feel fine!! Another day of not playing the hits",
"lmao - That would have taken me at least a week!",
"I`m at church now..bout to od on my smoothie bc it might be melted when I come back",
"Home now!!! LOL but leaving again on monday for flo rida!!!",
"yeah I was like oh oh oh yeah that`s it but then she said no lol bummer",
"she had another song out recently but it didn`t get that much play",
"Just got a shot on my arm. Eww.",
"dang need to go to cousins and i didnt upload all the videos now i need to do it later!",
"I think has found it (http://bit.ly/3pj876 , but I can`t play it",
"Boo for being at work during #beatwittyparty but at least you`re still here!",
"does this mean you`re leaving me?",
"i don`t know the guys on radio disney have so much energy. i wouldn`t be able to do it <3",
"wishing, i was at the michou show right now.. god. life isnt fair",
"back from melly`s party... i had fun... i`m sleepy now...",
"i wanna b maliks from taking the stage",
"I want to party down!",
"Can`t believe ER is over",
"_twitz lol...hiiii yourself. Maybe lay off the patron and down a bottle of water!",
"aw anytime, boo. I realized that all I need to have some fun are you guys. We should change our pics to the poofy hair ones!",
"I don`t wanna be single the rest of my life",
"wowzers! thanks! bang bang misses you on the dance floor",
"i didnt get paid this week roll on tuesday",
"just got back home... bored now",
"I don`t want to go to the 3-hour lecture",
"Yum...wish we could be there today. I have a cold and don`t want to infect others...so we will miss our Friday session.",
"- Gig was awesome! Am exahausted and so dont want to revise Boo Hoo!",
"Next song to be axed by me Ombra mai f� -� Largo � H�ndel",
"; Another friday night cancel. probably movies with just Ashley.",
"I doubt I`ll get one to be honest",
"Went to the vending maching to get Bugles. No Bugles Perhaps it is a sign that I don`t need the snack anyway.",
"You meanie! The one time you go to Lux and I wont be there!",
"I is goin to bed now",
"Its been a fun afternoon for me trying though....BBQ`s out now though...feeling a bit sick",
"too much sulking over being single going on tonight on tumblr - gru3some: I am here to save the day. http://tumblr.com/xd51qx88b",
"i got ill and tomorrow i�ve got birthday...",
"Just found out that they are running a lil behind.",
"I`m having a fantastically miserable time so far...",
"I know told you, and it tells you last tweets and all. Just can`t get it to play music. Have it set, but it won`t play",
"loll my dad leavingg and moving to las vegas and myy now ex boyfrienndd is FINALLLY done talking to me and has left me alone",
"I hide my berry like a slave REGULARLY only today I was caught by massa & im def not light enough to be a juice pouring slave",
"Maybe because you got in 4 hours ago from an awesome night? Nah, that can`t be it.",
"No http://twtvite.com/3koyqo #twtvite #aptw Have to miss this now because of other engagements",
"Work is ded out tonite tho eeeeeee",
"Hahaha!! Tv isn`t really my thing anyway..I more of a music girl",
"its my last friday of my high school years!",
"farewelling an employee tonight...",
"aw i`m sorry i was rooting for you just to let you know!",
"I love my daddy, but I don`t want to go to his house today.",
"Sitting in the car. My ipod is about to die so Im not gonna have anything to do.",
"yeah, not meant to be",
"oh my god!!! i cried so much!!! watch this guys from BGT http://bit.ly/5t5Xz",
"One final down, two to go!",
"We`re having an impromptu pool party... Except I don`t know how to swim so I can`t get in",
"you got it. poor thing not gonna have a choice for much longer though",
"should not have waled past the Quad! I want to be outside having fun.",
"Caught up with apprentice last night, poor Howard, it was Lorraine`s turn to go",
"Ive been wanting 2 but will be gone 4 2 mo. & have to close my shops!",
"guess its a no go girlie. I`m still at the gym and work at 6:30am",
"Somebody get me out of work tomorrow.",
"- OH FOA REAL.? I DIDNT REALLY KEEP UP WITH WHAT WAS GOING ON. TOO MANY DIFF STORYS N STUFF HEY. WISH HE NEVA DID IT!",
"Where did I leave my Citeh jersey?",
"awww don`t do this to meee haha now you`re gonna make me saddd",
"today is going to be a long day",
"I was going to send you the photo by DM but can`t as you not following me...",
"Actually SoS won`t be here, VI will be accompanied by Gliss and Make Me. The day after Brandi Carlile, busy month gigwise",
"Edge left me off the contributors list in this month`s issue. x FFS. <- Werd",
"okay, i`m out for a while back later!",
"no go on the bro down tonight for brett",
"i went to go check my phone for messages. then i remembered i dont have a phone anymore",
"hahahahah i woke up at 9 today.. totally missed lecture and the quiz open lab was useless. chipotle w/ silvera and jenny was greeat 8D"
] | 279 |
I don`t think I like this Roy Williams who dissects frogs while still alive > You look like Chachi from Happy Days | [
"****. Stephane doesn`t even feel sorry for me. Off to work then",
" sike sike call it truce???????????????? u still a **** and my ppl still gonna air u out tho",
"Two more loads and the moving crew`s done! Started at 7am and i`m done for the day! Too bad the ac doesn`t work in my new place oh life!",
" Yep! Tail between legs!",
"I don`t get it, I was feeling fine yesterday. and now im a ball of sickness ! i hate the flu,",
"In bed can`t sleep .... Something is missing.....",
"Oh why do I keep stumbling about deathfic WITHOUT WARNINGS. do not want",
" i dont have a bank. i cash my **** at tom thumb. i`ve had four bank accounts--and they`ve all gone negative",
" not you, me, just drank too much.",
" (2) in commentary , I was with her, was sad, very sad",
"my teeth and head hurts",
"he`s outta the ofc til Monday ::GRAND:: kinda bummed me out but b/c I was genuinely sick there`s nuthin I can do about it -->",
" daaammmnnnnn I do wish I was there.",
" 5 seasons that`s it? Sorry just noticed in ur previous update. My sis isn`t gonna be happy",
"Cramps . . .",
" no one ever gave me the info I`m sad"
] | [
"Doing some test shooting later this afternoon. Did I mention being in Holland for an indie wine festival this week? My tongue is red.",
"HAHAHAHAHAHHAAAA god Randy, I miss you! hope you`re having a great time buddy! catch a wave for me",
"14 dayssss ahhhh super excited `they`re telling me that my heart wont beat again` JLS were awesome yesterday (:",
"is working 4 to close",
"I lied have yet to see good looking men",
"not having your lights on concerns me! Lol! Stay safe!",
"_lou hahah hopefully! enjoy your day",
"My throat hurts bad. tonight is going to be fun.",
"She has her perfect moments. She just broke one of the tiles on the floor in the hallway. I don`t find her very perfect now.",
"oo. and studied today outside after having a ben+jerry`s.. wearing a sundress, hopefully didn`t get an awkward tan line.. haha!",
"wifeyyyyyy me no likey u siky",
"Bran!! Watch my video!!!!! please dont make me go stalker status 2nite http://bit.ly/3Ysav",
"thanx for the bday wishes ray",
"It`s on today`s menu, don`t worry",
"I had a dream there was some kind of bug on my eye",
"totally having austin powers withdrawl symptons and Darrius withdrawl symptoms and mommy and minne withdrawl syamptoms.",
"is maxin and relaxin... ahhh",
"I`m jealous...i need 2 escape 2, lol.",
"yes yes yes lotsa fun i cant wait. dont like make up with shaun too much in front of me tho cos ill get awkard haha",
"Watchin Hannah Montana Hoedown Throwdown",
"Happy Sammy is going 2 here 2morrow!! But unfortunatly I`m not gone be able 2 go 2 the club he performing @",
"Good stuff, Smiles back? Why won`t you go to his concert too? :o. Wish I could instead of working on my music which is failing lol x",
"starbucks? I thought u were trying to b good?!",
"too much sulking over being single going on tonight on tumblr - gru3some: I am here to save the day. http://tumblr.com/xd51qx88b",
"is wishing that i could be famous for acting and dancing",
"hahaha.. sadly this one`s supposed to be done individually.. so no chance of social loafing lol",
"Stu Lantz is awesome! I miss Chick Hearn tho",
"yea but that`s an old pic, she looks a lot different now...she turned into such a beautiful women I miss her A LOT!",
"Let the Right One In? Aparently Drag Me to Hell also has some horrible cat nastiness",
"shows how twitaddicted you can get",
"I know it`s against the law... I am a rebel in small things.",
"hahaha tempting! but nvm la. i`m quite a klutz. i actually fare better with my hp cam LOL",
"Sounds like fun LoL. At least you still have some hair right? how was the weekend?",
"I`ve got sunburnt knees... it`s funny now, but I bet they`ll sting later Had a fab day though x",
"They changed the way Golden Gaytimes are made. They used to be awesome.",
"grecia! its between mood & party! i wanna see him lol but we are going out fershure.",
"what?! Come as you are!!! But erock just left bah D:",
"_gd whoaa kinda hard :O that one that you think will be interesting enough to tell",
"D�j� vu!!! Changing out of my GQ outfit",
"i have to go to the doctor... i don`t want to... cause there i can wait sooo long...",
"i tried to help",
"I`m looking forward to going home tomorrow, but I really wish it was for a different reason.",
"LOVED 'Drag Me To Hell' and 'Up'...yeah my Spend the Day Studying plan didn`t happen",
"i wud do but im at work srry ****",
"HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA I love it!!! No, actually, I have been having mad cravings lately though",
"is going home after an awesome time with the peeps",
"spent all morning watching Eddie Izzard`s Glorious! SO funny... realli shud hav studied thou...",
"the day after.... I`m not sick but a little tierd...a bit to much to drink, but I had fun!",
"didnt enjoy having to say goodbye to alex, v emotional times but the sun is making me happy !",
"hahahahah!! 04 would be the chief contributors. lol.",
"STOOOOPIT! STOOOPIT GIRL! That used to be my bro`s rendition of 'Stop It girl'.",
"is happy cause my voice is back <3",
"thanks gail imma try this one day! looks yummy! geezzz. after my siargao trip nlng pla. heheh.",
"He`s getting ear tubes in about an hour so no food",
"Hum -1 for Bill Bailey",
"i`m not being mean",
"i jus listened 2 `not okay` it`s nice i lik it.. I`ve been thinkin abt thomas throughout e whole song.. luv ya",
"DUDE WHAT? I WANNNNAAAA GOOOOOO",
"what`s going on sweetheart?",
"is in a good mood",
"will have to pare down his collection of portraits of and bangbang",
"milkshake + hot day = unsettled stomach",
"is working it out allll day long.",
"_trees True. That`s kind of your style isn`**** and less of the 'old chap' ;-)",
"Can I also have a swirly flat white?",
"I love how Alex Pardee colours his picturs, so differnt",
"Nope probably revision Hbu? x",
"John john and I just switched the meaning of PIMP to someone who still pwns at halo when they`re wasted hahahaha Another amazing night",
"u welcome babe, kill the show! Yuuupp!",
"After I water the plants I am headed to the farm. Don`t have any popcorn for the goats Katnip is looking good under saddle",
"OMGZZZ i just realised homer simspon aint real :O haha !",
"Maybe I won`t be getting a call.",
"I don`t know what im doing :S",
"_Guy Me neither But it�s getting better",
"ah same how was oliver?? so anooyed i couldnt come. we are the only ones with twiiter its great! x",
"why that`s a halo",
"Don`t worry, the bizarre will find you",
"just got my first lesson in when rain meets my white shirt if one more man tells me they like my bra on more time! smh",
"I break some rules and don`t take tension for them .....",
"Bit of New Scientist, this weeks an last weeks, and Watership Down",
"Arghhh...my korean dvd can`t see..I need to laugh..",
"no bueno. hollykins needs to feel better asap. p.s. i miss you. you done with uni soon aren`t you? SOPROUDOFYOU.",
"__joy i feel like red lea now",
"i went to the doctor. i hav a virus.",
"i`m tired but i`m in a good moood",
"Tryin to figure all this out!! LOL",
"my sole supporter is not my sole supporter",
"http://twitpic.com/66u67 after the shot calmin down!",
"I want to go see Up",
"_Khan oh please, you don`t have to do that to me. Don`t bother",
"just helping myself to some caramel digestives",
"_Bloody_Poet What`s the matter?",
"As Simon/Idol might say, 21life sentences not good enough for Chester Stiles. How can one **** a 2 year old child?! How the F? Why?",
"Edward Cullen. <3 Hahaha.",
"_ Truetrue But he`s not! xD",
"my poor baby girl is poorly x",
"_mraz http://twitpic.com/4iq19 - popcorn crazy dude and still adorable",
"chill its da rihanna bob. If it was 16 in I`d have no problem!!! Lol. R u at school all summer",
"no prob, you have a sexy site there",
"Too bad I can`t come! Enjoy urself tho.",
"http://twitpic.com/4wc1y - Cracking myself more & more up.. PhootoBoothingisFunForBunny Volumen Eins!",
"I don`t know how you do it",
"My name is Chad, but I won`t be here tomorrow",
"what`s going on ?",
"lol... not gross at all they`re gross?",
"my hubby`s a vet, so we `get` that animals are like children!! all the best! hope ur biz is going well",
"ok i kinda thought so... i mean those 2? ... it would be funny though.",
"i`m not partying tonight",
"i love it to.. but i knw there gna cut stuff out on tv",
"so did you watch? I`d forgottenmost of it, enjoyed re-seeing it, but paying for it today, my face doesnt bounce back anymore",
"death cab for cutie and slouchy barets its a good way to start the day.",
"I hate doing em, but get dragged here by ... at least it`s a beautiful day",
"A couple of other guys did similar mods, so it may not have been mine that saw. I think mine`s the best, but I`m biased",
"That`s the song I mean",
"then he has gone down in my estimation",
"i wanna watch PCD concert dad",
"Sounds like fun... I think?! LOL! I naughty, should be ironing and watching NK **** on youtube instead! LMAO!",
"Enjoy your day too! Prob see u up top of Glyders. No pint for me, gotta drive straight back as we`ve got Dog stuff to do Sunday",
"Awww it`s still not the same I`m going to have a look though.",
"DUDE. You`re a hax0r!!!1! You should put Final Cut Pro on there and tell me how stable it is"
] | 444 |
I am definitely ready... actually ahead of you... I already have a sun tan and I was out at the beach yesterday. | [
"i miss my boo on another note im soready for this game to come on tonight...fox grill anyone???!!",
"im soo bored...im deffo missing my music channels",
"When someone edit your designs is called plagiarism right??, but what can you do??, I`m tired, exhausted and dissapointed",
"bout to watch notorious cause that`s how i`m feelin now. wish i could eat something, but i can`t. surgery tomorrow. no food til saturday",
"_Watson I can`t this weekend, sorry And Steph is working.",
"A message from Could you let people know I have been booted off",
"Stood outsiden got the WORST butterflies everrrrr!",
"Off to Nanaimo 2day... missing my son already and i havent even left yet",
"Evaluating my people...Dont like this part of the job",
" im just so lonely right now. maybe SADE GOT ME FEELING LIKE THIS",
" Hi SweetiePie!! It`s Friday night and I`m .... missing my sidekick & his slippers. It`s just not Friday night w/o him.",
"And it stopped raining. Fuckingtastic! )",
"And apparently I misplaced my iPod, the 30 gb",
"Tired. Going to take a nap. My finger hurts. 143",
"Tbh having no credit in your phone sux. i cant even text people to see what`s happening, like its totally grrrsville",
"Two more loads and the moving crew`s done! Started at 7am and i`m done for the day! Too bad the ac doesn`t work in my new place oh life!"
] | [
"Yesterday was AWESOME ! Sunny day, best friends, good food & tons of fun - what more could you ask for ?",
"Love thy self. Keep it simple. Learn Tai Chi. Those are my aims today. Beat up ankle is less swollen I am on a no negotiation vacation!",
"You`re following Ellen, Oprah, and... me! I`m honored!",
"my to do list is bananas, before i leave for Europe BOOOO",
"Up and around a little earlier than I wanted to be (phone rang 5:30 AM). Exercise is a good way to start the day, right?",
"Munderday. I like that.",
"Yes yes Is. Ima Guna Be On For a While Lol.",
"I did the same thing in NOLA",
"Just got home from school. Doing assignments.",
"I figured you`d be bouncing about it",
"looool .. me 2 !! ana i will vote 7ag ele ye6le3ni taqa3od now",
"got alot of runnin around to do today to get this job app completed so they can have it on file... so glad i got this job!!",
"I shall drink lots",
"take it. mmm, definitely.",
"...Yawn is it that time already!",
"supposed to be back Sun (via private jet btw#!:o) but mite hav to stay bymyself (thnk god) for another week & want Bruno!",
"sure i willl ....",
"awesome! have to take a look at them when i`m home.",
"oh i see so what are you having today?? hehe",
"ill come to the shop in like an hour. i need to get a pedicure but i dont have time today probably next week tho!",
"I am up and feeling pretty **** gud! I dont even have a hangover what a nice feeling",
"I was in there earlier I`m not at home I`m ok my iPod!",
"Aw you are and you`re welcome",
"Going out to down town with a friend, long time haven`t seen him...OKOK.. i am feeling fresh again",
"Fort Greene Brooklyn Flea was lovely! - looking forward to next weekend already",
"I hate June gloom. I was getting so excited for the beach.",
"welcome to my life",
"You realllllllllly just said that didn`t you?",
"don`t have one yet but hopefully I`ll be ponying up for one soon because this 15' is definitely hitting a wall",
"With Aubrey at pearl!!!",
"if you register now, you`ll be able to buy in pre-presale next year. Saturday`s gonna be mayhem on internet, wake up early girl",
"Mother`s Day has been good for me",
"Nice! What r ur plans for 2day? Oh n Happy Mothers Day if u happen 2 b a mother",
"Ha **** im ready. but **** that ****, i cant believe she had the balls to call me. Haha Wtf!",
"I`m fine thx. Had 3 days off and took advantage of them -> tired. Waiting too see pics and read your blog.",
"http://twitpic.com/4wf30 - EEEEEEEEEEE!!!!! IT CAME!!!!",
"Hope you feel better soon.",
"Up early this morning, first to portmeirion then home",
"Fakin` kisha...just my luck!",
"He seemed all happy about it",
"LOL!! I`m glad I`ve seen the original trailer or that wouldn`t have made sense Someone certainly went to a lot... http://bit.ly/A0pyr",
"In this exact moment i have decided that in some point in my life.. i am going to adopt a child",
"I just got a call from my chimp buddies, want to join the party. Loads to prepare now. Wow this is great. Cup of tea first i think. Erm",
"You are very much welcome",
"anytime from now on lol. i`m just reading and stuffs",
"that`s cool! i think del`s going to korea same time as you! have fun!",
"it`s still the 4 am hour at home and my day has begun... gonna drink a lot of coffee today.",
"Room is clean, now it`s time for breakfast",
"PRIDE next weekend in Long Beach!!",
"_Cera That is so awesome awwww.",
"Is definitely working sunday afternoon to late evening",
"Nice glasses. Looks good",
"psyching myself up for the next few days...oh my.",
"it`s the best day ever. it`s my birthday",
"Loved the comment on flashcads! I`m old school too!",
"_**** it was indeed made my life!",
"getting off for the night, in such a great mood!",
"its too early to be up",
"you have been busy, have a lovely time",
"Just taking my dad in law for a Sunday stroll down Old Leigh a beautiful morning, say Hi to Morris LOL http://twitpic.com/4wt8k",
"Just signed up on Twitter! yay!",
"_daarling haha yah it`s walking distance from my house Mission Tiki Drive-In haha every summer we go like every weekend",
"- thanks! it`ll be great ... and even better as soon as I get that wallet in my grubby little hands! lol",
"Finishing this giraffe, then getting some sleep. Super excited about tomorrow!",
"Never better! I had to follow some local Tweeples! It`s only right!",
"having my brecky. Good Morning x",
"nuthin much just gettin ready 2 head bk 2 wrk n u???",
"I am going to see how long I can do this for.",
"i KNOW! AHH! so fun!",
"Good luck at the services tomorrow!! I wish I could see you guys on your vacation!",
"just got back from rachael`s house",
"_Y_Yankees changed my default pic since you`ve been showing so much love!",
"Waiting for the El & listening to a little MJB 'Just Fine'. Perfect song to start my week.",
"I`m looking forward too see and hear you in Norway!! Live fast!",
"officially has pink eye.",
"Getting Emilie in half an hour, should get up.... Have a nice day all! Talk later I hope",
"aw thas good im glad your happy i jus been chillin",
"Doing really well! I will stay here as long as is needed! So you can definitely come and visit me!! Look forward too ...",
"perfect night in nj.",
"http://twitpic.com/4qpzx - i love you guys you`re the best",
"haha i love surprises! i don`t work til sunday tho so i have to wait.",
"Someone make me a cofffeeeeeee......",
"just woke up..busy busy busy 2day...bake bbyshower cupcakes and jays bday cake, bleach hair again & see my boo",
"I am a big fan of Danny Dyer I have to say this movie looks awesome http://snurl.com/hpwnz",
"a mouth for sure",
"_Cool yep here`s hoping",
"....... i`m wondering if you`re as awake as i am. ?",
"good morning twitter-ers rise and shine,, just on my way to school",
"Remeber my blue dolphin? I wore it out, thinking Victoria day gift for me?",
"MCM is still my next main event. I`ll be happy to get back running soon. Still run-less for 10 days.",
"i talk to you",
"YEHEY SUMMER!! so exciteeeddd.. balme it on the a-a-a-a-a-alcohol.",
"About to clean my room",
"Its been a fun afternoon for me trying though....BBQ`s out now though...feeling a bit sick",
"Thanks hon!! Project Bra starts today!",
"You are very welcome. You deserve #followfriday every day!",
"back home early for once - wow this thing is getting addictive..................**** u phil XD",
"I got a Coach purse",
"I`m a good girl...ALL work is done",
"Gettin ready to hit up the mall w/my mom & Jayden! DO ALL THINGS W/FAITH!!!!",
"can u follow me please",
"glad to hear that Do you have a busy day today?",
"Just finished mowing the lawn.",
"ooo Growl and Yummy time coming soon for you too huh oh yeah, I have been hunting for a combo tshirt, think I can find one? NO",
"D�j� vu!!! Changing out of my GQ outfit",
"http://twitpic.com/4i2zu - wow, thats so cool!",
"_traveler I want the Tix! Oh, right. I`m know where near Vacaville Ca.",
"started her new job today! aaand so stoked for may long.. and billy is awesome.",
"hahaha, I was busy, now I see what I replied to you! Yes that is true",
"that`s dope! stay out of trouble",
"like almost above my sholders",
"_Death Well I`m impressed with your technical skillz",
"I am in a middle of a industrial estate in pirate ffancy dress,ready to do a 7 mile walk",
"now i`m in hmv",
"Right now at my second gig !!! Sippinn on guess whut ? Water we sta focused we are on the job",
"last full day of vacation",
"The pics should be up later today at www.dosriosrestaurant.com!",
"I`m still here! I just changed my avatar",
"Dont worry man. You`ll see me just as much this week as you did last week.",
"Ill catch you at the very last second"
] | 973 |
Zach G. gets an extensive profile in this weekend`s NY Times Magazine. The chances of us falling in love are getting fewer and fewer. | [
"Working... And attempting to keep squirrels away.............. Squirels 1, jesska 0 I should stick to spiders",
"Ugh..just starting another 2 hours of behind the wheel for drivers ed",
" sooo, u just gon cheat on me and tell everybody on twitter? I don`t know if I can trust you anymore. j/k",
"Hmph. This is nowhere near as effective as it was a few mins ago. I wonder if it was a coincidence. FOLLOWERS: please report ur findings",
"That`s it? It`s done already? This is one proof that there`s nothing fair in this world. http://bit.ly/10UEMq",
"i misss my phone,",
"Sick of fighting so it looks like no more burlesque for me",
"dammit. I need new cupcake tins",
"Goddamn bloody stress and **** sending my body haywire",
"My stomach effing hurts. Sadly there`ll be no gym class this afternoon",
"this laptop is going to die, its not working!",
" they used to have a Book Expo in Canada (Toronto) but the cancelled it this year #BEAtwittyparty #BEAtwittyparty",
"I really want to go to milwaukee but my sis doesn`t want to well she won`t tell me",
" did you decide it is a sprain? mine has been bothering me again, but never had it checked out",
" dont get too excited bby i hear thunder rolling in",
" We`ll miss you #Sixx?"
] | [
"at homee..boring but its okiee gonna see the boyfriend and his momma tomorrow for momma dayy",
"Doing some test shooting later this afternoon. Did I mention being in Holland for an indie wine festival this week? My tongue is red.",
"Thats it, its the end. Tears for Fears vs Eric Prydz, DJ Hero http://bit.ly/2Hpbg4",
"just arrived at , on about 150 fellows i can`t see a girl!",
"Missed Justin on SNL! AGHHH! Just when I started to love him again, yes it`s one of those weeks.",
"Arrrr better half made me brekkie in bed. Weather not 2 gud in Black Country 2day but we won`t let it put the dampers on our planned bbq",
"NEW STRIPEY TOP DAY!",
"ur gonna be missed you know but i hope things will be better for you",
"I was SUPPOSED to be coming...life got in the way lol give my friends a wild time!!!",
"omg supernatural is on after good news week",
"It just hit me that I am leaving conti... boooooooo..",
"Lots of things Nico. Gud news: I have a job Bad news: Its in the middle of nowhere. Got my phone 4 twitter but cnt play videos.",
"No, it`s people you are recommending that others follow, like followfriday, only with pics!",
"your understanding would require taking paragraph 3 out of context. But para5 COULD lead to opting out of EVERY class.",
"whats twhirl? I`ve some work to be doing over the weekend thank god so I`m probably going to miss it red, sorry",
"Trying to got through my 3,000 + unread e-mail messages. Looks like this what I`ll be doing for the rest of the evening.",
"if someone had`ve told me things would get this hard..i would never have done it",
"my your rather random.",
"that`s a whole lot of rainstorm goin` on. Maybe I won`t go out tonight...",
"wow! ever notice that some twitters have thousands of followers, yet they only follow a handful (actually, less than two hands) of peeps.",
"_Bayliss Naww... when should we go on mega scotter?",
"I only ever seem to listen to Dirty these days. Most of our CD`s are still at Greg`s parents",
"That is messed up. I hope your day gets better.",
"Eating pancakes What is better than a day off with Stevie-J?",
"better get some sleep soon. she has to get up and go to Sunday meetin` so she can pass out invites to her jewelery party.",
"is chatting with Willy Valdez about comics",
"Not sure if this is good or bad news for you, but you are listed as staff: http://www.thesixthaxis.com/staff/",
"you should say mlia instead of fml i hope you find it soon",
"14 dayssss ahhhh super excited `they`re telling me that my heart wont beat again` JLS were awesome yesterday (:",
"Seeing lots of my FB friends are friending or becoming fans of Zoozoo (Voda`s new face after the pug). Even iLike",
"Listening to Jesse`s music & on MySpace. Also getting the hang of Twiiter. I feel that i need more followers. Don`t be shy!",
"trying to work out how to use Twitter!",
"My apologies for the very impersonal #FF. Swamped today All great people and great follows though. You can`t go wrong with those folks!",
"i wish someone would inspire me with some sexy time right now ugh but thats not gonna happen... ugh",
"laundry and loud music.... relaxing",
"this evening,picking up n`pop and go for dinner at Ta Lum Tum Tum (som-tum),Major Avenue..decided to go home(not clubing tonite)..",
"LOL! No trialing...for the most part Florida trials come to a screeching halt over the summer. Have fun this weekend!",
"_Guy Hello - i�m back Hope that happens not occasionally as on wednesday",
"Not here in Stamford.",
"Maaaaaan what a lovely day, shame that the ice-cream man near our workplace decided there was business elsewhere before we got a 99",
"Signing off folk, might be back on later!",
"seperate = Yum. Together = gross sounding.",
"It`s this year. Can`t catch it, won`t be in NY till Oct 2010 http://bit.ly/AF8JT",
"Going home to enjoy what is left of the day - I can`t believe how quickly this week flew by, no time for tweets",
"discover a whole new beautiful you",
"_Hayes I`m at sharkeez!",
"Awww it`s still not the same I`m going to have a look though.",
"I love my daddy, but I don`t want to go to his house today.",
"goin to bed, but must say i love that #justin timberlake and #mark martin are the #3 and #4 trending topics on twitter tonite! rock.",
"have a lovely weekend",
"i hope he is ok too. i miss him and the doc better not be a douchenozzle, ill be one right back!",
"i totally felt bad for the guy. haha im good i miss you guys!",
"Done a bump out and now back in bed seemingly unable to muster the energy to get up again Sundays are great.",
"http://twitpic.com/4wptj one of my prized mags/book/annuals dunno if any others were published prolly should google it",
"Blogging-- http://13tolife.us/ Mentioning links to contests where you might just win a free book or two!",
"You have a DM amigui",
"it says Lo`s page doesnt exist",
"did you run into someone I know this weekend?",
"Oh, are we pushing the #GQMF trend tonight? Awesome. (I am woefully behind on my ontd_startrek reading )",
"I don`t have the fake fascination like i once did before. Cause i no longer have to pretend i like you",
"on myyearbook, myspace, here and messenger",
"_2008 Well, having to revise them! Was to do some more gardening, now, I guess hoovering and some warcraft Not played in a week !",
"i missed the sun as was too busy gettin hot and bothered in the shops will have to make up for it at the weekend! x",
"there are # days of summervac & school comes along just 2 end it & the annual problem of r generation is finding a good way 2 spend it!!",
"city in a bittt.",
"fo sho, im down",
"_AnGeL84 Awww i hope you feel better love...this weather is crazy...",
"arriving at itexa. Lots of mails to read and some work to do thanks god weekend is just here",
"ooh_Bell whatchu goin as? Monsterpalooza`s this weekend for us. on the no Ink, i won`t be a stressed contestant this year! Miss U X0",
"or, Green Day: boulevard of broken dream, Hinder: lips of an angel, Howie Day: collide - that was such a nice song",
"**** Frat - that`s too bad... Should be a good show (at least I`m hoping so) esp. since it`s in BK...",
"Hmm it seems to me _gun needs the followers.",
"me too. it depresses me thinking about it.",
"aww preciate the loves hunnie",
"last sunday before going home!",
"Whoah, slow down, you`re filling my screen! Maybe more effective if you spread tweets out?",
"thanx for showin luv",
"A little bit of good news.",
"so happy its friday...not so happy about this rain",
"So tonights TV viewing, BGT or HIGNFY and Reggie Perrin? Wont be tweeting however as MiniC has hidden iPod",
"watching 3rd JONAS ep.",
"16 too crazy about miley and JB and in love with Nick Jonas haha",
"just realized i have 30 followers HEY GUYS",
"I WANT YOU ALL HERE WITH ME TOO! Ya`l shoulve gone with RM!",
"I`m a laid back person for the most part, Vinny is the opposite. Guess we compliment each other it will all work out! How r u?",
"Home now!!! LOL but leaving again on monday for flo rida!!!",
"Chabibi. It`s a long running joke. I don`t give a flying **** if anyone follows me at all!",
"Job??????? Not so much.",
"not really in the twitter mood today... i don`t know what to do",
"Shower. Class. More class. Taking care of my lady-friend. Writing like there`s no tomorrow.",
"_Mom Maybe people would start looking for us... like 'where`s Waldo' but 'where`s the CKC'?",
"$RZ Hope so. Time will tell. Good luck $$",
"140 pages and i`m done with eclipse!",
"I`m sad Twits! I`m going to miss musiq soulchild and anthony hamilton! Ugggghhhh I LOVE them!",
"is on the radio",
"http://www.thinkgeek.com/books/nonfiction/b322/ <-- Get me one of those and maybe next time",
"We`ll write a song that turns out the lights <3",
"you deserve so much better... hang in there good things come to those who wait!",
"listening to the online radio; oldies",
"Work is ded out tonite tho eeeeeee",
"This really sucks, I`m supposed to be home in a couple of days and I`m not I hate borders and visa`s.",
"_zwitschert There`s supposed to be a <3 at the end of my last tweet but I guess twitter ate it",
"http://twitpic.com/4gnlp - THAT IS FANTASTICAL",
"Harley Quinn cstm hehehehe not going to the prom buaa",
"ok Love you girls. but work beckons. Will come back later for #twpp",
"Follow Friday b/c she needs more followers",
"Heeder`s again and on Monday as well... absolutely no plans for the weekend",
"Going to bed now *thinks I Twitter WAY too much*",
"Cause I`m not hearing from you guys!!!",
"wud like to. But I actually have a free weekend this time and family is visiting. so I`m staying put. next time",
"he not getting off early?",
"nt online today & mayb whole of next week if u havent voted pls do: http://bit.ly/hHigd",
"farewelling an employee tonight...",
"need to go to work soonish but i really dont want to also trying to save money... life is fab (not)",
"Looks like its another night at the office lol",
"Wondering if I shouldn`t be gettin to bed about now...",
"its about to storm..soo much 4 goin out ..ill just play on the net for awhile",
"waiting for someone`s SMS. it`s been weeks and nearly a month :?",
"haha you have a better life than most. we should go get drinks again soon. jury duty has been boring",
"Awh, its the last day of the tour I`ll miss hangin w/ and Children 18:3. Soooo...let`s make it an awesome nite in OK!!"
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"_is_Rad yeah it was **** D: im so tired, i have a headache and now i have to play a game of rygby D: but ill be right **** <33",
"need a break...my head hurts",
" I bet you received lots of hit from that tweet; at work i cannot, wish i could",
"I have cystic lacrimal infectection?? my eye and face are swollen and it hurts!!",
"Not happy got a big choice to make",
"ugh! nothing to do in the valley Seriously gotta move out of here!!!",
"_is_one84 Those suck so bad.",
"When the weather`s... ugh, something like asthma. So, yeah, Ventolin.",
" AWWWW we`re gonna miss you!",
"ohh **** i just realized she still not talking to me it b like dat some times..",
" try again, minna i edited quickly, sorry!",
" oh ****! I completely forgot about Thirsty Thursday! oh. my. gaga. this sucks",
" yummmm make sure u leave some 4 me im home cleaning up working mad hard",
"Justin is SO warm! It makes me worry when they have a high fever and I go to sleep.",
" Toooooom! Do a tour in the Philippines, pleeease? I`m risking my health to get your reply. Haha!",
" Hi Mel, if you feel unhappy just take a bit of fries but don`t overdo. If can help it don`t"
] | [
"is going to have a relaxing, hot bath goodnight for now then twits, & dont worry andy i love you more than twitter hehe",
"http://twitpic.com/4jccd - and also these hi top Reeboks. cause i can",
"http://twitpic.com/4jcxr - i meann look at what i just found lol",
"ITO EN Tea Apple IS DELICIOUS!!!!!!!!!! (looks like I need to go to Don Quihote to buy more!!) goodnight",
"i know its such a shame i think they`ve got a good chance & i hope they do coz they are different aren`t they & great :]!",
"Looking for desktop twitter app that will actually let you access URLs, any suggestions? I liked Twittle but no linking",
"_uk Yeah, but it`s Myst!",
"Please everyone to vote for me to become the next Maxim Coors Caddy girl...only takes a few minutes http://tinyurl.com/dloeyu",
"FATTY! omg i just found the worst **** out and idk what to do i need to talk to you!! hopefully i see you when you get off work.",
"_avenue Love your website! Wish I lived closer to sample the cupcakey treats",
"hi my love! Im ok, just trying to get thru these finals, they`re going to be the DEATH of me. how are you",
"Thanks! I downloaded the trial version of Stuffit, and it worked. Good advice.",
"Morning twitties! Heading to college, just back from the docs, god I`m hungry streching my ears again today! 10mm ;) payday I love you!",
"Un mesaj de eroare: ForbiddenYou don`t have permission to access /photo/3180758.jpg on this server. Am ghicit?",
"I have an awesome picture of happy pint, but it`s not sending",
": cool that you liked germany and the awards! i saw you on TV cause i couldn`t come to the comet and see you live xoxo",
"I`m dragging myself out of the low point. Slowly. And with wine to assist. Prob not v sensible but these lows don`t hit very often.",
"Love thy self. Keep it simple. Learn Tai Chi. Those are my aims today. Beat up ankle is less swollen I am on a no negotiation vacation!",
"HEY TWEETERZ. GO ON ITUNES NOW & BUY and _cabrera `s NEW HIT SINGLE 'TELL IT LIKE IT IS'",
"haha. It does have a nice ring to it (: Lets get used to that. ok! iloveyoutoo.",
"why do i think i have to take medicine cuz i was laughing to hard?. my head should not be in this much pain. i thought laughter was gud",
"maybe you need to start a 'wholey created by evolution' or 'wholely composed of matter' flickr group",
"She is beautiful . But don`t feel badly. Some neaby grans see grandkids about the same amt. Can`t go to them = out of luck",
"Yeah, I made the python conversion script for the Provider`s extranet in 1 day (3 expected). A way to promote #python at #jcdecaux",
"has two tickets to Amadou and Miriam for Tue. June 2 that I can`t use $25 each to anyone who wants `em. That`s face value. Should be good",
"that sux but mayb 4 the btr u nvr know",
"Finally finished exams & home not watch Otalia & the PBP on BPD - no Otalia today hmm! via http://twib.es/COP",
"You`re welcome! It`s been a wonderful day How about you? Stayin outta trouble or should I be ready to crash a party? LOL",
"I VOTED!!! do u have a personal myspace? i keep talking to fakes i <3 you. u helped me thru the hrdest time of my life! (: x",
"maybe cause you look so innocent",
"This is my anthem right now.... don`t leave me high and dry. ? http://blip.fm/~79fcr",
"pfft, cydia apps ftw, code on the phone, make, reload springboard",
"were you born in a barn? would you like some hay? 8-)(8) youtube the mother song",
"Random has an a",
"my brain has become a converter ed. i`ve been converting into LM for the past 2 yrs. every 5 mins of every single day",
"Just took my IC photo!looks good - http://tweet.sg",
"Wonderful! Let me know what you think. Not light reading",
"finished proofing the wedding from March .. now just waiting for export and upload before I can share Still have 2 more sessions to do!",
"anyways have a severe headache ryt now! i jst love dis cup of tea i made me self!! its makin the headache go away",
"because you saved the frog. I thought I replied to that so it would make sense. so how does twitter work? gehts abi gut?",
"LOL! I had a peek at http://geehall.blogspot.com it`s coming along nicely I totally understand about leaving the set quiet too.",
"Not a fan of the Bulmers, but the Magners pear is AWESOME, I want slush puppy though! #Hurryup #classy #omgimpatient!",
"Not a problem. I loved that idea, and of course the photos were just perfect!",
"Hehe. I have the ZSG. Should probably go over it again. Also, Mike has moved up to Orillia, so his arsenal isn`t so available.",
": You MUST watch Grey`s. It was their 100th episode. Let me know once you do. I don`t want to give out any more details",
"So then **** Awesome Super Sexy Stud Muffin Beast, How`s that sound to you",
"no problem! i think it`s a great thing to reflect on.",
"Have 3 of the 5 grandbabies again today. 19 month old twins and a 3 1/2 month infant. I love every minute of it too.",
"Yes, Cathy. (Ordinarily, I don`t have much of a problem with naked girls chasing me, however! )",
"NOT excited for 32 people reservation in the morning **** LOVIN halo3 right now for sure too",
"[Dashboard - Modest Mouse] First Modest Mouse blip! Oyay, not bad. ? http://blip.fm/~5z309",
"CC�s video for Long Gone premiers today on yahoo, dont miss it: http://new.music.yahoo.com/videos/premieres/ AWESOME video and version",
"Meeting my best friend first thing in the morning to the gym! Omg I am still so shocked. I hope you will get better soon",
"just wanted to say that I <3 ur music(both the scene aesthetic n Danger Radio) Hopefully i will get to see u guys 1 day",
"I would advise watching it in the cinema. I am sure the effects are worth it. Unless you have a monster TV at home",
"Thanks though - am trying to be positive!! Wine may not be helping lol!! Wish I could make the gigs.....",
"my picture wont come up it keeps saying thats a nice picture! but where is it??",
"Happy Belated birthday hun!! My net broke This is the first chance i`ve had to get online! Luff Yooooooo xxxxxxxx",
"I am watchinggg the new video of Its sooo good Addicted!",
"so disappointed with human kind 'What`s wrong with the world?' I have five girls in the garden, innocently enjoying the good weather...",
"OK, a few days old, but I love `s diagram of the mainstream adoption curve http://is.gd/ufIg . 'Everyone is doing it' ... !",
"Funniest desktop ever: http://mobypicture.com/?ee2ij3 this way I can see my collegue.",
"Got an appt. w/ the doctor at 4pm today to look at these 'bites'. Hoping it isn`t an infection. I need more powerful anti-itch cream.",
"_22 ok so I`m having a complete insomniac moment. It`s 6am(almost) and I`m STILL awake. I hate when I can`t stop thinking! mornin!",
"I need a code",
"Dude you`re always going to midnight screenings! xD. I wish I lived in a city. Well, I do (until tmrw!) but it`s rubbish",
"Twenty20 cricket, beer and sunshine very good. Well apart from the beer cause i`m on tablets!",
"@_ahseya_ cool i want you to take a look at this and tell me what you think",
"I am sick but Ians coming over so its all good ;)",
"morning, how is everone? sing to me You tuck me in, Turn out the light, kept me safe and sound at night. (8)",
"irregularly. And Im (half-assedly) working on an essay. by saying half-assedly I really mean not at all. Words not even open",
"I`m sorry sister!! just think you get to see your man in a bit! That should make you happy. You guys should call me tonigh",
"Soo embarassed I didn`t see the tweets I`ve been getting from kind followers. I`ll do better, I promise!!!",
"Is it bad that I`m sitting here watching a #Pens replay and getting excited? I think it`s the coffee, but... Who knows.",
"This is true... Clean clothes is a VERY good thing! Enjoy your day! Love your new avatar BTW!",
"omg! I saw ur update nd it said 'David Archuleta'!!!! lol. They shoulda had more David on it! <33 David`s awsome!! t4p!",
"im good thanks, may need you`re advice soon as im playing with a new font of my own",
"Hehehe I didn`t really know that! Well, use your blog or Twitter to suggest interesting topics for ppl to engage in",
"great song even if i can`t understand lol",
"Strange there is a 99 char limit to tweets on ustream (GeoGeekTV live > http://ustre.am/2TOa)",
"oh no this week is just a bad one for everyone. i love you & your pretty face & youre going to do fantastic in concert tonight",
"does it work on the iPhone as my MacBook is flat",
"_control aw babyy i`m sorry i gots too excited, haha. <333",
"don`t you just love the 'butteflies in your stomach' feeling? ano man yun, kaya mo yan.",
"_flo well thats not nice... hope ur all good now",
"trying to learn to tweet!! it`s all good I hope..",
"Hope Ye Got Dem; Ur Site Is Amazing, I Got On Everyday; I Tryed My Own, & It Failed Lol,",
"Pitty he wasnt arnd 2 huh! I wld have rlly wet myself! Otherwise the wedding was gr8!! Had a gd time & lots of smiley faces!",
"_couper I`ve heard that. 2 of my sons have seen it and one wants to see it again. I can`t wait to get there",
"I liked it. Did you record it yourself? If so you have a very soothing voice.",
"Just got back from the doctor... I don`t need surgery yayyy!!!!!! But my knees are still **** not gonna get better",
"tikcets are only �91...each...BUT I SO WANT TO GO",
"IE8 nearing 6% according to my stats. FF 3.0.10 adoption rate amazes me",
"wow 2 months since i`ve been on twitter... supposed to go see Maat in PA but the James is sleepin",
"What happened? ... Doctors don`t get sick! hope you get well soon...",
"OK. good to know.",
"rock week i don`t think danny`s gonna go home this week he`s never been in the bottom three.. and he`s a really good singer",
"She doesn`t need a darn (watching my language) thing but that never stops her & I mapped u. U live in the boonies :-o",
"#snl...you`ve gotten better keep it up",
"That`s better than Missy 8 telling me I should be on The Biggest Loser",
"awesome milkshakes, i had areo mint,. we just blended it up, it was like a lumpy smoothie so then we did some more chattering and ...",
"Yes yes Is. Ima Guna Be On For a While Lol.",
"how`s the fam? Well I hope.",
"is sooo confused these days But glad to be back from Lillestr�m",
"here btw, this is not a bot",
"s/s aus fshionwk- zimmermann,illionare,dhini + gail sorronda,ROMANCE WAS BORN,lisa ho,CASSETTE SOCIETY-loved the tutu, balmain ispired?",
"David Mitchell`s presenting `Have I Got News For You` tonight <3 I love him! I think he`s ace <3 On another note, **** this headache",
". Awesome! what kind?",
"_benson the Macarena never looked so good. Loved the 'Aaaaiieee' squeak / exclamation",
"too much sulking over being single going on tonight on tumblr - gru3some: I am here to save the day. http://tumblr.com/xd51qx88b",
"Ow. Okay. It`s good you`re better now.",
"Chroma Key coolness ... When are the cumulus seminars going online couldn`t see the live feed here",
"_Cullen26 yes, yes it is.",
"true but if I don`t put a case on it I`ll break it in a week. don`t worry ill find a way to make it work.",
"Just saw it tonight as well... Great movie!! Hope you`re well mate! Cheers E",
"Good Morning Chairman of the board! www.youtube.com/watch?v=ivFM0pYyUcy its a living thing....!",
"<---My expression watching this again: http://tinyurl.com/eqbwe",
"Well, in LA is decent weather. Tell me what`s happening in the future",
"I`m not leaving yet!",
"Seeing lots of my FB friends are friending or becoming fans of Zoozoo (Voda`s new face after the pug). Even iLike"
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outta the shower, too bad justin couldn`t spend the night. haha | [
"sinus headaches suck big time!",
"_PingPong Oh, so no male strippers then? LMAO",
"Another loser: ****. I have lost the game more times today than any other day in history. lost.. http://tinyurl.com/qa4cdv ( ...",
" biglots by my house has jesus & virgin mary rings in one of those machines i rocked one for a while til that **** broke",
" sorry - didnt mean to hope you can think positivly about being 80 and looking back on 30!",
" i`m sorry people are so rude to you, isaac, they should get some manners and know better than to be so lewd!",
"Sigh only 1 problem though i need to call Stooopid LIME aka Cable and Wireless and have them reconnect my interent 2 day without net sads",
"ans so the lion.......kicked the dogs ****!!!!",
"scratchy scratchy throat. warm fluids needed",
"last day of school and last concert of my life.. wow.. can you say emotional? im really gonna miss mhs.. had graduation practice today..",
" Oh no! you poor thing you must have booked the tickets before you realised it was Pat Kenny`s last night, gutted for you....",
" Or your mobile doesn`t like me",
"my thumb hurts after breaking the nail....",
" man i wont be home to co host with you! xo*blair",
"My children have promised me birthday brekkie in bed. There`s a problem with that in that there`s bugger all food in the house",
"left my phone at home and wont get it back till 4am. dont call me!!"
] | [
"Friends are gone. Sushi, movies, laughter. Just what I needed. FUN!",
"Hahaha. No, I haven`t. I think I`ll reserve it for next weekend. Have some paperwork to do. Or maybe tonight!",
"http://twitpic.com/4w52z - hope you`re having loads of fun! i love and miss you all, boys.",
"Hi, i was just getting up now so i tought i could write something. Today i`m gonna go shopping! Soo fun, isn`****?",
"you didn`t say you were leaving yesterday! You won`t see me at the house anymore once you get back... tear tear",
"I`m all out of life preservers, sorry But if it`s any consolation, you`re in for something really special tomorrow.",
"Guess I`ll be running in a little bit. Accidentally fell asleep",
"ohh yes. I`ve rented one and thought the same; very roomy. But hubby wont go for it. welp, congrats on the new baby",
"OMG~ that did not sound right...** U Better B Grinning ** thx",
"you have no interview today?",
"time diff and i`ve just been wrapped up in day to day stuff so i havent been tweeting. talk soon,must sleep...up in 6hrs",
"Exchange story gone, yaaaay! On with Sweet Charity",
"Hope that migraine doesn`t stick around for too long.",
"actually, the web works fine. tweetdeck seems to be the culprit sadness! it`s done this at two diff. locations",
"going to bed. goodnight",
"at work till 7.",
"yes... nice. I missed a lot of fun. **** exams. you are looking good...hair",
"Where did everyone go?? boo got no-one to twitter on to now Wonder if I can con some innocent un-suspecting people into talking to me??",
"No. I won`t be back until the 7th",
"Ahh its so gloomy out I`m pretty sure I just heard thunder eeeeeeek.",
"no go on the bro down tonight for brett",
"_UK Argh Twitter didnt post my replies and tweets for ages Aint up to much just enjoying the sun!",
"Chillin Waitin For My Hunny Baby To Get Out Of Work!!!!! To Get My Drink On While Finishin Da Song I Have",
"I didn`t get a lot of sleep myself last night. And it is a good thing, reading",
"Had a pretty good day. Let`s see how the night goes. ;-) oh I have to work all day tomorrow no picnic for me",
"I told you I`d be back Just won`t be updating as much before my exams. Looking forward to a day or two in your house ;)",
"party was awesome. soooo tired, bye. ps: happy momma`s day",
"_FP Awh shoot. Make a detour and come to PR forget Indiana haha",
"no sir...i woulda put honey...but i don`t have any",
"have a good time!! Sadly that means I`m probably gonna have rain",
"Well it almost was a good day... Guess I just retry tomorrow",
"No more tickets for today. Having dinner with Mimcy after work, then we head home. Then again, she might get a call",
"TV time see yall later! xoxo",
"_News I should have gone",
"great pic,have to upload my pix tomo,I`ve no laptop tonight.",
"How it was slept?",
"u didn`t hit me up",
"not even a little bit biKnightual (ha ha... tweedeck doesn`t see the spelling problem with BK....ha!) but love it anyway.",
"Hence the smiley face. ha ha ha ha. Lol yeah i`m hong to be tired as **** tomorrow. But guess what i do not care.",
"the downside of getting TDL 3 days early is that i won`t have time to read it til next week anyway! but still, hurrah *clutches it close*",
"Can`t sleep, just laying here in the dark",
"Signing off folk, might be back on later!",
"LOVED AP Tour in Columbus, OH last night! I`m still exhausted! Goin to bed now so sweet dreams!! gnight!!",
"hahaha wow thanks bud :p but my plan is to pretend its a costume... I wish it were cold so i could wear a sweatshirt over this",
"but then you won`t see Her hotness much either",
"_Johnson: have a good night",
"waiting around for boyfriend. then off to queens. ... looks like it`s going to pour here in dt bklyn. umbrellaless",
"Guess I`ll take a nap",
"Hi there all! Can`t stay to long have to go to work soon",
"An expense I could do without at the moment",
"iono...I guess I`m getting off now. L8r twits",
"...Now I`m going back to bed. LOL. Enjoy your time at the gym. I`ll be sleeping.",
"Sitting in mels house, just finished eating mcdicks, laughing at all the dumb stuff I said tonight!! Ready for bed? I think so",
"Just found out I have to leave my lovely flat!! And been waiting 2.5 hours for a plumber. Still no job news. Not a good day",
"Oh no, hubs is so sick! I hope I don`t catch it",
"wanted to sleep but a friend from Denmark just poked me on IM",
"Just woke up to go to the bathroom, had the weirdest dream before I woke up...back to sleep night/morning ...wateva",
"Aw you named your car, that`s very sweet. I`m sorry to hear that Petey has to go, I hope you find a really posh rollerskate.",
"John john and I just switched the meaning of PIMP to someone who still pwns at halo when they`re wasted hahahaha Another amazing night",
"the next wk I C Drs too but maybe then? I would love it! I did go to Mac Grill. John was not there! Thought of U!",
"Brake time!! Nothing for lunch. Tonite.",
"May be back later...hope you have a good day Byeeee ****",
"up odee early qot a call from some1 who I haven`t heard from in a very lonq time",
"has just finished ironing his clothes for #Church. Gonna walk the dog now then grab a shower/shave and be off #jottonia looks good too",
"Trying my best not to share this lovely head cold",
"Just kidding! Don`t go around quoting me",
"Yay for birthdays sadly my voice is almost gone :/ but it was a pretty good night!",
"_Rankin yep to you buddy long time no talk, hows things and i see your cat still like sinking fangs into your ankle lol",
"I`m so sleepy my head hurts. gnite lovers! See ya in that am !",
"We`re having an impromptu pool party... Except I don`t know how to swim so I can`t get in",
"goin to bed w/smokey!!!!!",
"__Cullen_ lol emmett wont do a dance off again",
"really am sorry becauseI was looking forward to it.. thought itd be fun and u wanted to hear it.Iowe u a beer.",
"On my way home...then SLEEP! Seeing Amber Pacific tomorow with the besties",
"hope all is ok.",
"Rainy day is rainy.",
"http://twitpic.com/676tn - Home Sweet Home... I didn`t have a picnic blanket though",
"_Schulz lucky u;-) no park for me maybe for a short period ... i really have some stuff to be done untill Wed ...",
"junk food and movies in a tshirt and sweats.... the only way tonight would be better is if I had someone to hang with",
"ha ha, no, will be thankful i am not dragging them up a mountain today",
"Today was fun <333",
"Wow the vicodin must have worked I over slept... Better get updating BJADAY.com or I will not have a job",
"Okay now that i will not be able to sleep tonight what should we do",
"I don`t think I can bear such cuteness this early in the day! Kudos to Fair Empress",
"sorry you didn`t make it Good luck next time though!",
"possibly! NyQuil will get me through tonight though Doctors Monday! (I hope for the swine, just so I can be on google maps)..jk",
"Rain. One more reason to stay snuggled beneath the duvet",
"hahaha probably not sorry. We`ve got some things to do around the house...and then we have to go to Jared`s parents house",
"that`s the prob, i work from home, and the bed`s calling, no, screaming out my name! had really strong coffee instead",
"Chino - Gentleman Jack is pouting because Mommy is gone to dinner. http://apps.facebook.com/dogbook/profile/view/6891977",
"All alone at home.....",
"I`m thirsty in the middle of the night and get to the fridge only to find my Brand New bottle of Cran-Cherry juice gone.... FML moment!!",
"And I`m back, from a sooper dooper, extra bharia, extra dhumchik two day stay at mom`s place, yay! It`s a fun fun feelin`",
"I guess cant request the same song though",
"Well poop, my guitar lesson was canceled today I`m so sad. I hope his son feels better soon tho.",
"it wont let me",
"he didn`t know there was going to be a test",
"- ummmm. no comment. LOL. I actually have not watched GH in about a week.",
"Tired. About to climb into bed and fall asleep. I hope this weekend will be fun... I only have a couple of weeks left",
"Very early and I am actually just going back for a little more rest ..... talk with you a little later ....",
"Hope you feel better! If your alone we can talk until your ready to go to bed...I`m alone too",
"_Escobar some people seem to be getting over it pretty quick and the guys to me didn`t seem to care",
"Mummy and Nathan not in today! On My Todd!",
"Um. Why can`t I write **** tonight? I like ****. I want to write ****. Yet, nothing. No ****.",
"Few Bevvies 2day in twn..great on a day off!!",
"ohh yeh , but he was on sexy men so its okay",
"You cant put off age but you can put off grumpiness",
"Had a fantastic day with an amazing girl! Just wish Sara didn`t have to go home. #fb",
"Aw, Zach wasn`t feeling well Hope he gets better. So babysitting was canceled.",
"Its been a fun afternoon for me trying though....BBQ`s out now though...feeling a bit sick",
"hahaha this is super late, but thank you!!",
"oh ok. Well good for you...can I get some weather updates instead?? jk.",
"is off to somewhere.",
"We keep very different hours.",
"yeah. No vomiting tonight, bit sniffly but ok. bens trying to get him to sleep right now.",
"Alright, so playing cards in the rain wasn`t the smartest idea, and now I might be sick... but it was fun",
"_rocks19 i have to break the twitterparty... im off home soon",
"!! WE WILL MISS THOMAS BUT HAVE TO MOVE ON. SO WATCH THIS! http://bit.ly/r6RfC",
"Hes just not that into you",
"It`s a Peter & Gordon morning -> And I, go to pieces and I wanna hide / Go to pieces and I almost die / Ever... ? http://blip.fm/~5yk38"
] | 506 |
jealous it looks like schindler`s list in toronto | [
"cant believe i stay out this late!.....waking up for work in T-minus 4hours",
"Today Dan bought me Bio Dome AND the Reality Bites Soundtrack! Needless to say he gets MAYJAH points! Also, my tummy is not happy. Boo.",
"Market whn goes lower also problem and when it goes like a wild bull also problem",
"is sad that greg pritchard didnt make it through to the final of britains got talent coz he soooo deserved it",
"waking now, so lazy and very worry ...",
"The Taxi Q at Pelangi was super loooong.. and now I`m getting headaches because of the hot-cold transition",
" LOL it`s not the army it`s starfleet, rules are meant to be broken to get the job done. That`s why he gets the medal",
"To lose this gut lol no seriously i have gained a lil and im not liking how it looks.",
" I`m just starting to feel really panicky and anxious that something bad has happened cos it seems like it`s been ages",
"What I would have done with legless stillborn spaniels, no idea. BUT I WAS SAD, so now, 20yrs later, strawberries = dead puppies.",
"bored well its not like any one can see this i havent got any friends",
" Sorry about that. I got behind on followers and am still catching up. I follow folks that @ me (including you",
"College work sucks so much!",
"is feeling so giddy and wanna go home.",
"getting my hair cut todayyyy! i`m nerrrvous",
" Poor you Get outside and sleep in the garden, the sun will do you good. But don`t forget suncream!!!"
] | [
"the globe theatre rocks.......nothing better than romeo & juliet as it was supposed to be watched",
"hi.wanna see 17 again again with me ;) i`ll fly to cali and see it with you",
"when u gonna come show minnesota some love though hun?!",
"haciendo mi primer app con Thin + Rack + some crazy stuff...",
"Love that she couldn`t just stop with one picture! First one is priceless, but the speedo is great, too. Kudos to mom.",
"Bones (the show). Check. PB & J. Check. Writing my play. Check. The simple joys are still here, even if the greatest are gone.",
"_DIG up late again I see? You missed a great time at Donny`s birthday... remember to call him on Monday!",
"Check this video out -- Bylaurenluke ~ Make up Launch~ They are here available now http://tinyurl.com/cudamo",
"Ah that would explain the italian colouring",
"Hey David! Gone on the Eye yet? It`s my birthday, and you singing @ Ipswitch-best present ever! Have fun breakfast hunting!",
"Joan is such a legend! I can`t wait for apprentice finale!!! im so addicted i think i need a rehab!! LOL tweet later.. xoxo",
"ang payat ko na, yes! hoping to go down to my Melbourne weight from last year http://plurk.com/p/su622",
"Sending you both TONS of thankful love for Sock Summit. I can`t believe the utter **** that some people spew.",
"****, so many good deals...you guys have a conspiracy to steal all my money",
"I suppose it has a certain 80`s charm. I`d personally hold out for the motorola 8 track phone. I like my phones chunky",
"_Twitster ohhhh, I love Morse, have every episode on video & sometimes gaze lovingly at them",
"That is the best sticker EVER. Also. I dig your hair. It`s gotten long since I`ve seen you last.",
"Played D&D on the bank holiday - was nice, got many XP And killed a blob. Actually, two, though the 2nd had tentacles.",
"You live dat glamorous life.",
"I empathise luvvie, I dont personally understand a grown mans need to dress in tartan in search for a little white ball",
"HAHAH, Did I hear MVP Chants in Atlanta`s Arena? At least they get it right there, unlike at staples",
"Thank you! Your makeup art is top-notch, come to my house every morning! ha ha",
"Came tantalizingly close to acing a Facebook communism quiz. One question has 'I hope Britain will be next communist' as correct answer.",
"Oopsie, the origami box I just made looks like a strawberry! should I be allowed to teach?",
", oh noooo! if i blow a tire you`re reaaaally going to have to send up some batman smoke.",
"http://twitpic.com/4j9fb - I really love this picture!",
"Welcome to Twitter It`s really cool that you are here! Greetings from Vienna,Austria",
"going to watch a dvd with hubby,`Eagle Eye`, twit u all 2morrow, cia",
"says my new layout is so cute x) see the cuties ? hahahah http://plurk.com/p/suqp6",
"i can`t believe you`re coming near me! but to a place that i can`t get into. i love you, Jenny!",
"http://twitpic.com/4jj43 - Me and Ari",
"found a pack of United Red Carpet Club booze vouchers. Anyone wanting to have quite a few drinks there, come with me as it appears",
"_haze aww I^m sorry that Ray Wise has appeared on the show yet , I watch everyday except for Friday its a best of AOTS.",
"had cold rock, choc mint+bubblegum+cookie+flake+nerds= YUM!!!! XD . had a fun day.",
"It`s driving you insane? Really? It`s Sterling Knight playing Chad Dylan Cooper on Sonny With A Chance",
"morning! well excited dancing down the park todayyy! should be good! wooo c`mon venue! ****",
"at the drive ins with daa crewww",
"lol what!! where is it!",
"has two tickets to Amadou and Miriam for Tue. June 2 that I can`t use $25 each to anyone who wants `em. That`s face value. Should be good",
"aww! happy mother`s day to you too girlie! kingston is lucky to have such a great mommy!",
"FANTASTIC IDEA.. you the man! but I`ll end up all lonely when the tourist goes home",
"_graham yerrrr sameee haha its the way he plays edward i thinkk mmmm",
"Yeaa i`m so sad i`ve watched her live performances in Peru etc and they are EPIC! I wish she`d just come to N.I! lol xo",
"another fun night!! chilled wit my homie @ green turtle n the park....good times...good times.",
"Tactical mistake: going to the city library and buying milk. Who knew? OUCH OUCH OUCH. Maybe a good thing I didn`t try for uni.",
"going to shibuya, meet my mom, get my contact lenses, then shinjuku",
"ROFLMAO for the funny web portal =D",
"it was good. Next time you get oohed you know where to go!",
"TY. Just a long tiring day filled with expensive plumbers and work needed CALGON. Hope you & have an AWESOME weekend!",
"awesome. Wha`dya get her?",
"http://twitpic.com/67w20 - Jordan baby was talking to me!!!! I wish I coulda met you!! ugh",
"'Brides a la mode' pow wow first thing this morning This past weekend`s lovely wedding fresh in my mind... pics soon!",
"wow 41,000 now....your really kickin` Carey`s butt with this competition! See you both very soon!",
"In honour of #starwarsday, I have fired up a New Hope in the DVD player in full THX glory",
"from here to cyborgs there`s but a small leap - http://www.newscientist.com/article/mg20227065.900",
"well gracias haha and why is that? the plays?",
"Jamie @ Sean Cody, up for some angry ****?: Jamie @ Sean Cody, I wouldn`t piss this one off Hey there Guys, Do.. http://tinyurl.com/ddyyd6",
"Adem in, adem uit",
"Its two o clock in the morning!",
"My apologies for the very impersonal #FF. Swamped today All great people and great follows though. You can`t go wrong with those folks!",
"I`d love too see you were it",
"haha i just realised it sounded a lot like stellllaaa lol. anyhoo i got ur facebook msg and will start working soon hopefully",
"Marley won`t watch the French Open unless it`s in HD, which it`s not... But my latest political ad is: http://tinyurl.com/lvsn76",
"ooo enjoy and thanks for looking out for ours",
"No code I think coined the phrase Hottie Switchfoot Guy for Tim HSG for short ~wendy~",
"Roxy was right. This palmade stuffs pretty cool",
"why do you think so?",
"i like the positivity And no. you may NOT change your carrer. crazyb dog lady just isn`t the same.... when`s your maths test? x",
"spending the night with mom and Tommy.. just ordered Pizza Hut.. yum!",
"the idiom?? doesn`t ring a bell eh? hahaha. y`are really thinking of food?! nope. actually in the bathroom. teehee",
"Christa`s Mothers Day card, deep in the build phase. - Photo: http://bkite.com/07k6e",
"_cunning I gotta go to my cousin`s grad party",
"It`s raining cats and dogs in Gda?sk today , looks nice `though through a window",
"_donut ah good deal, hope you find some new music",
"Is there going to Sausage on it yum yum",
"is hanging with Bryant&&Hailee, possibly Lafayette tonight. `nd i don`t know why i keep updating this because i have 0 followers",
"Agreed...this time of the year we should change the motto to 'The Soggy State'...my backyard looks like a swimming pool",
"great night hangin out with my family... mom and dad loved the extra company tonight! can`t wait for FRC Pcola Tomorrow",
"yeah, it`s all teased up into this boofy bit...i`m buying red hair extensions btw",
"first night in myers. just not the same w/out lydia! but i`m actually excited about this summer!",
"to overcome whatever darts the enemy may try and stop you with. We`ve gotta stay focused tweetz! God bless you.",
"http://pic.im/4d8 Horten moss k�",
"_MC string out the dress.. Work that into a track please!!! What do u have coming up?? I`m ur biggest fan",
"its almost your birthday!!",
"wow! I`ve joined the photography scene pretty recently so this (large format) makes it even more interesting",
"Nothin better then ridin in a car with your sister while blasting TH, CB and Lady Gaga so loud you cant hear yourself screamin the lyrics",
"omg...did I just see a tweet from Miss Bonnie??? amazing...my phone died yesterday...and oster has alltel I miss you",
"just got back from Mcfly concert ahh it was so amazing! and I am now in love with David Archuleta",
"I`m doing an advert 4 the Make-A-Wish foundation & I can`t find photos of kids looking close to death... that`s a good thing for the kids",
"Now i`ve got 3 new frens-frm Germany,Mexico n France havin dinner 2gather 2nite.",
"this weekend was a very relaxing one.. i was at my cousin`s place and watch a tv series 'Tru Calling' really cool",
"_jg hahaha i don`t owe you anything; now you owe me a red LOL te amo idiot hahaha te veo ahasta el lunes",
"made my pin hole camera todaaaaay. need to get some film now! http://tinyurl.com/cw8wp2",
"is updating you LIVE from Benihana of Tokyo in Waikiki Happy Birthday Mark!!!",
"lmao yeaa iight n u shuld put tha c.b flick up w. **** on ur head .. juss a joke",
"I like how the binary code under your name says ZirconCode as well. XD It`s looking very nice. Better than before.",
"Just amazes the heck out of me still....this 'internet thing'",
"why would you want a clone? Unboxed a new 24' iMac last night and it`s beautiful! Too bad it`s not mine",
"lol. u got AC right? u know it`s getting chill here again... n its gona rain tmr",
"Such a beautiful day...wish my bike hadn`t been run over by a car - hit and run. #bikeTO",
"you must love sydney more dont leave us sydney kids ****",
"What? But....but...the Nurburgring... why is it so good? http://tinyurl.com/krcamp",
"better finish off an order for this little guy first tho http://tinyurl.com/cltln9 Time to go Cheerio an Drasda!",
"Orange/Pineapple/Banana smoothie after a very long, very hard day = HEAVEN!",
"most of da time on gtalk ! pls make my follow count 600",
"watching beauty & the beast haha",
"http://twitpic.com/4wjai - Joe`s the photographer of the family. Rehearsing is always fun. For the first couple of days it is at least.",
"tilaaa just make you feel so special haha haters now days",
"_Charlotte We should! There will be another thrown I`m sure but this one will be with my American family",
"One taken from earlier this week! http://twitpic.com/4wb42",
"ACSM. it`s unfathomable. i think the other one .. and the .. is one that should be kept to the comfort of our bedrooms. yes?",
"It`s so not like me I`m in the middle of coordinating a 3-point move: stuff from IL --> old NYC apt + all stuff --> new apt.",
"Awww man that does suck big time But look at it this way, it gives you something to look forward too, a nice long ride",
"hahaha thaanks! i�m from brazil!",
"Off for a loooong weekend of inlawing... ... ...",
"ya. i was suffering the whole day yesterday. met dentist and feel a bit better. i still look like rocky balboa though",
"Oh, that said, the sellout was a fluke. It turns out the projector was broken. I still think the film is bloody good times, tho.",
"Went on a short flight around the Geelong waterfront. Surprised at how well I handled it, as I`m still exhausted from last weeks meetup",
"Just got back from Apple Store in Robina. Managed to get a replacement iPhone because it couldn`t access the web properly. So shiny",
"ConGrats to all Graduates! Such a Beautiful thing & Big Deal! I wish i cudve attended my lil man Ryan Kdg Graduation.. Feel verY Sad!"
] | 899 |
I`m SO jealous! I don`t know when I`ll be able to see Conan. | [
"Don`t know what the heck to do with the space of time between now and BGT Bored.",
"Forced to eat red hotdogs coz I`m starving and there`s nothing else for breakfast. Ick.",
"grr! i hate being **** near forced to go places. especially to sit on a bus for an entire day just to sit in a house in podunktown, va",
"can`t go to the movies today",
" awww omg garbo fake playing during one of the songs!!! haha",
"Work around the house boo",
"_Hodges Yup. Their loss.",
" lol.. zzzzy in office and I`m alone in my bay again.",
"ItS fRiDaY... I cAn`T wAiT tO bE dOnE wItH wOrK!!! Stuck here till 11",
" I`m just starting to feel really panicky and anxious that something bad has happened cos it seems like it`s been ages",
" how are you gonna get them? I got bitten",
"why does my life suck?",
"*sigh* i always disappoint people who get in my way... everyone .. i`m OUT.. i might disappoint everyone else here..",
"Can feel a headache growing.",
"This is dumb. I keep losing followers!",
"Today was horrible. My sillyness caused me a whole lot of stress and head ache and it ended up ruining a beautiful sunny day."
] | [
"Listening to `Fountain of youth` by Supastition http://x.imeem.com/KPEQpG7vUY how ive been feeling about music these days",
"Not really, injured so can`t do much exercise. The KG`s are coming on already. Also still looking to rent some place!! Fun times!",
"_kelly Bummed about the maxi dresses! I think they`re so cute for summer but I`m only 5`4'!",
"Gusying up for dinner, Bourbon & Branch, Zeitgeist and surprise party for Taylor! Shh...",
"Pats in philly at 2 am. I love it. Mmm cheesesteak. Miss my boyfriend but I love vacation.",
"ONE MO TIME BECUZ HASNT SEEN IT YET!!! AND SHES SOO **** COOL, ILL POST IT JUST 4 HER http://bbltwt.com/0mqko",
"_truong ahhh~~ is hb done or.. cause we are still hoping for an encore of SNSD lol!!!",
"absolutely tru...the horror of it still washes ovr me sometimes if i think abt the actual last days, but the gd memories go on",
"I will have spent my allowance at cybernet expo in SF by then send me a dm with rates, tho, mayb cash flo bttr 4 me then",
"_ I got 71! That`s more than I`m following... I feel special now",
"_Cupcake I think only 23. I get confused easy tho. LOL I hope so if so two stopped following me 2. I know one did already.",
"'i wanna go to prom one day 'i wish U can go with me 2 my prom even though im not a guy.but thatwouldmake1of myFRIENDS happy",
"cheers mate, still getting over Wednesday You ok? You should be, you are an incredibly wealthy man",
"HaHa i Forgot...It`ll Probably Be On Youtube...So I`ll Watch It Later",
"your saaaaafe with mee(8) **** epic times again last night old friends and new friendships, good way to kick off this month!",
"Sitting here, waiting to go to the gym.....almost left, then realized I never charged my iPod from my trip to Wisconsin....it`s dead",
"And how! It`s already been 1 year, it`ll be WWDC 2010 before you know it.",
"I need them It would`ve made my picture so much cooler. Mine are bottle green. Eeyea-thooo!",
"Well off 2 bed...cant wait 2 party 4 Mother`s Day in like 14 hours or so",
"can`t wait to november for Jobros concert ! In examination",
"Soo sad my McMcBuddy thinks I look like I could have a little rainbow ... I like burritos ok! BURRITOS!!!",
"yes2 bgt! if everything goes well i`ll catch their reunion concert",
"hale yeahhh that`s the coolest part about it ;) hahaha. And I can match grieco!",
", I`d love it if you haven`t had any takers yet",
"i hope he is ok too. i miss him and the doc better not be a douchenozzle, ill be one right back!",
"Check out my latest FB post. (Things I want to happen). I don`t think you can miss it.",
"Is gonna go for a shower goin to see hannah Montana laterz woo well excited",
"On the way back to dublin Omg didnt hit the bed until 530 so i am so sleepy but once again on the road back to good ole dublin :-p ...",
"i cba with it now ohwell might play another innabit",
"Yayz! Today`s is the day I call and see if I got that job! x3 I ish so happy... even though I slept horribly... So I`m kinda drained...",
"going to see star trak expecting noting but amazing",
"then am anticipating the next ten days!",
"I still have an hour.",
"_x_ATL u mean jack barakat`s?! wow so have u ever gone to his house? Hehe i mean ur ssoo lucky to have the address!",
"Gogol Bordello < par. Prolly not even in the top 10 of GB shows I`ve seen. Perhaps some old fashioned Civilization II will help?",
"really... I`m an alumnus, and I don`t know myself! and we didn`t have Macs yet when I was there...",
"hahahaha where is that train? I want on! That should be a wild ride",
"Up a little.. Good luck to tam and robert who each have 25% of me. Cant text at the table",
"I have a crush on this guy at my job, name is tyler and his eyes are blue and very mesmerizing and he is too cool. Nite",
"or elope I can`t wait to see the pictures of you in the dress. It will be breath taking",
"1 surprise party today, 2 parties tomorrow. FunFunFun! But, need to finish bug project. O_O",
"aww way to make me feel special",
"Going back to my house to pick up some dvds for bapang and pick dito`s up but forgot to pick up other dvds for dito, so I have to go back",
"and jarita i`m going home now and i`m with two hot guys drool.",
"Wow, you were here? Why didn`t you tell me? J/k That`s cool though; I have yet to see one...",
"YES!! I wanna come hang out with my H-TOWN gurl u know whats up!! haha it`ll be bangin! We gotta hang out chick",
"i hope that happens tomorrow, then ill be there ;) (Providing my dad gets better to take me )",
"is sooo tired and too busy to tweet im glad the weekend is here... yay 4 day-weekend",
"watching shows I missed on the ellipital--- love my on-demand!",
"My favourite photo (that I took) from last night: http://tinyurl.com/oto5sz can`t wait to see `s pics",
"_92 yeah im okayy lots been happening while you not been here !! anyone special at the moment ? ****",
"did I mention my BF bubbled the WSOP employees event after 12 hrs with AA Working doubles now for the next 6 weeks",
"I wish I couldn`t wrap my head around it Hopefully it`ll wake up some people that say/think 'racism doesn`t exist anymore'",
"_1210 I`m not going till Wednesday",
"Can`t believe ER is over",
"http://twitpic.com/67ot5 - the most amazing decoration of a store i`ve ever seen... & it`s almost been 2 years",
"haha me either but like ive always loved hilary shes the girl id turn **** for haha",
"My goodbey pressents http://mobypicture.com/?uqi0h2",
"~entonces estas perdonada porque sigues a tom conrad, who we all know is made of awesome",
"oof. perhaps it`s time to start a #moronmonday shout-out meme",
"aahhh! nyc placements have started to come out, but it looks like upgrades have to wait yet another two weeks for placements! dreadfully",
"On route home! Parents 35th wedding anniversary 2day.. Gona take em 4 dinner let`s c if I find a woman I can be 2getha with 4 that long",
"I`m entering a two month study/exam period. Which is awesome. - See you on the flip side",
"At work oh no it`s the first day of monthly visitor ahhhhhh",
"hahaha wow thanks bud :p but my plan is to pretend its a costume... I wish it were cold so i could wear a sweatshirt over this",
"ready for a very busy, FUN day tomorrow! gotta keep myself busy when my lover is gone",
"On my way to see diplo with my girl kathryn at smartbar!",
"MARRRRRRRRRRY ME! <3 have fun partying tonight, have a drink for me, if only i was 18 i wud come there just to see you!",
"http://tinyurl.com/c8nlzh - forgot how much I like this song",
"at work, with a swollen face thank god it`s kohls though. I`m feelin fat. flip flops are about to break annnnd I get my hair done tonight",
"I haven`t started packing",
"http://twitpic.com/67jzp McFly concerts through the years [H]... Don`t have my `06 one though :/",
"just got back from Mcfly concert ahh it was so amazing! and I am now in love with David Archuleta",
"waitin for dr dee.... had lunch with my beautiful lady before that i was on the gym ... ( yeah need to loose 10 more )",
"just for a little while.. to get an impression of how twitter-copy-topify",
"- ummmm. no comment. LOL. I actually have not watched GH in about a week.",
"Moment of truth!! Im nervous for her!",
"I know I enjoy watching you two on twitter. About as entertaining as the comic. That I miss",
"i like it and all butttt your not going to have it at the august 7th concert which hurts my feelers",
": i know i*m late but i didn`t had internet. so happy bithday to you and pierre!",
"too much sulking over being single going on tonight on tumblr - gru3some: I am here to save the day. http://tumblr.com/xd51qx88b",
"Tempted to buy MAC at ACW....even though I don`t need anything....but I want to try dazzleglasses",
"found `s Spinning Top instead of outtamyleague mp3. pardon me sir. but i promise i`ll buy a copy of the cd. i`m saving up",
": just had my debut on Thursday @ The Gallery Lounge! It was fun... can`t wait to do the next one!!",
"LOL! I hate when that happens!! All hyped up and its over before you know it! Lunch sounds nice..hope you have a nice time.",
"I just signed up for Japanese 123 at Clark College... it will be a night class with Kamei-sensei... only two days a week KUSO!",
"i`m gonna miss all the live Comet action tomorrow! i have to go take care of my cousins and they don`t have access to the interwebz",
"@_peanut_ Thank you. Now we`ll just have to see how long it takes me to finish the **** thing.",
"bought my dress yesterday!! Only 12 more days til Chris is home. So excited! Gavin has his first tooth",
"So stinkin` adorable! I want to come check out the studio",
"If I end up working in DC, GMU is on my 'short list' for Masters No. 2. Started Sys Eng program in the 90`s; never finished.",
"I`m not off till 930",
"word?? ima be there this summer....just move back with me lol",
"n case you missed the show yesterday - here`s a chance to listen again on the BBC iPlayer enjoy http://tiny.cc/oIkbK",
"Good for you! I don`t think I`ll be joining later. I`m hyper as hell, though. WHEE!",
"ugh my head, when will all the headaches stop. anyways, i love my life right now, i couldn`t ask for anything more. i love being happy",
"OK - I`m out of here for now. Just popped in to say Hi and check on things. I`ll probably head to the guttah later on tonight",
"SATS what the its just around the corner.",
"YAY!!! I`m glad that I`m not the only one who is about to sign away their soul to Twitter and Facebook! welcome! ****",
"is it unny today or not? taking too long to decide haha. i wna get a tan",
"Going so soon? I was hoping to hear late nite humor from you....",
"So tonights TV viewing, BGT or HIGNFY and Reggie Perrin? Wont be tweeting however as MiniC has hidden iPod",
"yea - it`s mostly b/c I couldn`t sleep, but oh well, lunch time will come soon",
"actually, i play keyboards for pohaku lol. we played a 12st bday earlier and now i`m spinning at the shack",
"i wish i was in Jonathon Ross` audience right now",
"aw anytime, boo. I realized that all I need to have some fun are you guys. We should change our pics to the poofy hair ones!",
"Ohh i forgot to tell you last night that when i was a alton towers i touched a shark it was amazing !!!! it was nt a massive one tho",
"want`s to see `2001 Maniacs` Why won`**** come through the post!?",
"Watching the best movie ever: The NeverEnding Story! I wish my babbby was with me, though.",
"_ it just upsets me , becasue like 6 years we have loved them .. and then this happens imm really uset now x",
"Had a great weekend with One, hanging with Nick & Brendon, church this morning! Can`t believe Loretta won the Mothers Day raffle again!",
"Looks like a beautiful day...and I am off work til Sunday, yay!! No bbq as yet though, gonna have to postpone my invitations",
"'Graverobber, graverobber, sometimes I wonder why I even bother..' Have fun tonight!",
"can`t wait to crack it open and no doubt will learn from it as well as support my evangelizing cubicle-freedom-ness!",
"http://twitpic.com/66z7a - I don`t know why I always click on your doughnut pictures... lol I always end up wanting one",
"Want: Trip to Boston next month. Need: Addit`l motivation to save the $ to do so. Beloved daughter wants to go with, which = 2x the $.",
"_rocks19 i have to break the twitterparty... im off home soon",
"http://twitpic.com/4wptj one of my prized mags/book/annuals dunno if any others were published prolly should google it",
"I want him to call",
"YAY to som1 i no on twitter...slowly slowly rest of the grade will come around...hah i hope ur ready for my constant tweets!!"
] | 751 |
My wedding next Thursday and I`m ill | [
"BGT!!!!!!! - Will be gutted when it finishes tomorrow - Stavros Flatley all the way!",
"Re-pinging : why didn`t you go to prom? BC my bf didn`t like my friends",
"moving back home today. pro: obnoxiously closer to con: no more mpls runs/excursions for at least a year.",
" ****! I want to be at the beach in the sun",
"Sore throat. This is not good. I have four performances this weekend.",
"Charter is pissing me off, the rest of the internet can access my blog except me should have it fixed soon they say, we will see...",
"Cleaned four bathrooms this afternoon....(yes, go ahead and feel sorry for me...lol)....mine are still waiting for my attention",
"i hate not being able to twitterize on my cell phone oh well",
"I just had a horrible dream.",
"Just tried an energy drink to report back for you guys, and im sweating and have the worst cramps. I want to lie down",
"aah, i`m tired. haven`t chilled a minute today!",
" tis a sad day",
"My stomach hurts so bad",
"I have to goto work now ahhh kill me my life isn`t going the way I want it too atm. Ta ta kids x",
"misses home on the farm",
"Trully a awful day! ****!"
] | [
"Hi there all! Can`t stay to long have to go to work soon",
"having a great time with family!! big ups to my bro n sis in law for hanging out love n peace! {be free}",
"Have to run! I`ll be on later and hopefully can catch everyone I missed today. Working on web is a bear and so I miss a lot.",
"I already seen am and jazzy I know they blew the roof off! Was supposed 2 go to pony party, I couldn`t make it out last night",
"sweet, I`m trying to earn my crown for gluten free baking!",
"oh, I am sorry my friend. Katie & I will do our best to keep you cheery",
"Thanks so much my dear Damali - prayers worked, as I am much better, God willing! Rested! Lots! xoxo",
"I`m sorry sister!! just think you get to see your man in a bit! That should make you happy. You guys should call me tonigh",
"And it`s such glorious weather too - poor you",
"Coming to the end of my vacation.",
"oh Nancy - so sorry for your loss & wishing you the best!",
"I always feel sickly when I wake up. Well got a busy day ahead of me! Yippeee",
"1 week before the palm pre comes out and my centro dies. I have a temp phone but my contacts aren`t transfered yet. #sadpanda #fb",
"Now I have no SKy until Monday",
"noooooooo...another headache...hopefully not a migraine",
"I hve a fat kink in my neck maybe someone handsome will massage it out later? we`ll see!",
"Is it possible to pass out he your laying down? Bed soon if i can sleep <3",
"Wow it`s definitely Friday- the gym is completely empty! What to do? I`d like to play the wii but I guess I`ll vacuum",
": I`ll keep y`all in my prayers but welcome back to TX Hope you have a good,safe flight",
"feeling better - did nothing yesterday but lay around. hate i missed the youth leader polar bear swim gotta love youth!",
"ned to go to beathroom, don`t know if i can reach/find clothes. need to walk outsie to get to bathroom. ok at night, not ok in daylight.",
"eeek!! Your coming!!!! Im soo excited to see you on Thursday!!",
"types too fast for her own good. and has been craving pizza for 2+ wks. GAH i hate not having a job i want pizza! lmaoz why me?!",
": just had my debut on Thursday @ The Gallery Lounge! It was fun... can`t wait to do the next one!!",
"I told you I`d be back Just won`t be updating as much before my exams. Looking forward to a day or two in your house ;)",
"_Is_Here oh hun, i`m sorry... out of everything you`ve been through, the last thing you deserve is to be unhappy at home..",
"Finally in my bed, & I must say, I had quite an evening. I`m ready to tackle this work week & see what next weekend has in store for me",
"Well that exam rocked...one more to go - the one we`ve all been dreading! Bit of revision tonight before work tomorrow",
"Yeahhhhhhhhhhhhh friday..and I work tomorrow",
"_Schulz lucky u;-) no park for me maybe for a short period ... i really have some stuff to be done untill Wed ...",
"think so but my boss is in Switzerland all week. going when she returns ira gonna be awesome",
"def see ya tonight, we must get some RN photo`s, I didn`t get any yesterday lol! And thanks for doing so, please don`t forget!",
"gots my beathing suit that i ordered from victoia`s secret. but i have to exchange the bottoms, so i have to wait another 2 weeks",
"http://twitpic.com/66r0u - uh wait...i thought this was the 29th...tonight",
"awww bless him i am indeed coming, 68 days woooo! are you?",
"aw i wish i could. i have to get ready for atlanta and i have to come into work since I am behind on work",
"Hope you feel better! If your alone we can talk until your ready to go to bed...I`m alone too",
"lol.well.hope you find someone to give you a massage wish i could but i`m half a world away lol",
"nothing much man, waiting for my Insurance card to come through... Cant get any workdone here w/o it... Redtape",
"My 100th post- dedicated to Sarah,sunny weather,and my love for that Snakes On A Plane (Bring It) song that should have died already.",
"supposed to be back Sun (via private jet btw#!:o) but mite hav to stay bymyself (thnk god) for another week & want Bruno!",
"Hugs to hubby! I`ll probably be in the same place come the 1st of September.",
"Hello, im good thank you - tottaly tired, been working lots today...tottaly shattered! what about u",
"Happy Sammy is going 2 here 2morrow!! But unfortunatly I`m not gone be able 2 go 2 the club he performing @",
"going to watch some tv now - crazy night out - up at 7am for work tomorrow I`ll live somehow! At least it means I finish early!",
"_Shan_West Im so excited to see u!! Its been forever My lil Shan Shan gettin married!! PS Did u really get a tattoo?? Lol",
"Well, it was very inspirative day. There`s no room for design in todays schedule, so i`m heading to bed",
"won`t be able to manage 3 nights babe, have lil ones depending on me here!! ****",
"class color day tomorrow! last time! I have a lot to remember for tomorrow but I bet I`ll forget -_-",
"hopefully im getting my new windows tomorrow. still using my mums lap... birthday tomorrow eve and facebook doesnt work somehow.",
"so yeah...i guess i dont get company this weekend so who wants to come hang out?",
"_wi_no_name nope! the printer in the library didn`t work, ill have to pass it in monday",
"it`s cloudy and damp over here too. i hope it doesnt rain for tonite`s track meet i`d hate to do interviews in the rain",
"G`day Thanx for following.",
"Just got home from a work.. and not looking forward to it tomorrow morning! Oh and tomorrow night! Great",
"I hope everyone had a great weekend! I will be here on and off today as I have 2 important meetings today",
"14 dayssss ahhhh super excited `they`re telling me that my heart wont beat again` JLS were awesome yesterday (:",
"Bout to hit pmark then make one of my final meals wit the housemates..",
"Sushi w/ well cooked veggie for preggo me now onto Trolley Car birthday party on McKinney Ave. I actially feel awake for once!",
"Check this video out -- ScriptGirl Report 05.08.09 http://bit.ly/hclXP ... I can officially now survive the weekend",
".. i am going to fail my art final. FML. this was by far the worst semester of my life school wise- otherwise it was the best",
"It`s gonna be a super long day",
"Getting back my English minor exam soon. dum dum dum duuuum. Me and Margrete had a burping comp. haha. I WON",
"heya 40 hour famine starts on may 22nd - are you gonna take part?",
"Just got my dress for my friends wedding. Its a little tight in places. Gotta work out more",
"change of plans. won`t be seeing Up today.",
"Thank you I`d share my sundae with you but it`s really late and _crane says we shouldn`t tell people where we are",
"it doesn`t feel like a friday",
"Thank you I`ve had anxiety issues for years so I think if I can make it through the first couple of days then I will be fine.",
"Not really, injured so can`t do much exercise. The KG`s are coming on already. Also still looking to rent some place!! Fun times!",
"Done a bump out and now back in bed seemingly unable to muster the energy to get up again Sundays are great.",
"Yay good for both of you. Enjoy the break - you probably need it after such hectic weekend Take care hun xxxx",
"I`m Christine and I`m a friggin` shopaholic. Check out my new coat Had to promise someone I wouldn`t spend for 2 weeks after buying this",
"... schedule says 10:30 class? I will be late for 10 #campjitterbug",
"had a great session canvassing in the sun... but now is miserable cus i have no1 to go to the pub with",
"just found out i have strep",
"Ima go to sleep long day ahead....And its all Benicks fault ,i so dislike him. >=( Well Good Nite World!",
"I don`t have enough close contacts on twitter to do follow friday #followfriday",
"I`m going on an excursion this week, so I won`t be twitting....",
"waitin for dr dee.... had lunch with my beautiful lady before that i was on the gym ... ( yeah need to loose 10 more )",
"Morning everyone! Going to a gig now, then a run. Update you all later",
"more packing, cleaning, and getting **** done. last day in this apartment. this time tomorrow my **** will be in storage",
"Awwww...thanks!! ;) Unfortunately, everything closes at 4pm in Sweden on a friday. Presentation is 9am Monday.",
"LOL! I hate when that happens!! All hyped up and its over before you know it! Lunch sounds nice..hope you have a nice time.",
"Good BUT it`s supposed to storm later",
"I`ll be at the new movie showing at the franklin on Thursday night. several of the SLA faculty will be in attendance.",
"nm. dang, you on NOW but i gotta bounce in like 4 minutes i`m just chilling. the usual.",
"`s current goal is to lose 10 pounds by next tuesday! 120 here i come soooo ready for Gatlinburg!",
"_B all the shows are sold out so I have to wait til tomorrow or sunday...",
"just going to cook some lamb chops for lunch - I always end up coking just before pay day and amaze myself at how much I can cook",
"charlie and the chocolate factory, in the mood for some johnny depp, then bed. Preparing for a 14 1/2 hour wok day tomorrow",
"Ahh... I love Chinese music. Haha. Not gonna see my luff til Thursday...",
"Oh no!! I hope it`s not bad",
"Yo somebody`s mother just came to the club dresses like she`s going straight to church after the club! I feel like I`m going to hell 4 @",
"TGIF!! But I have so much work to do this weekend",
"is feeling waaay too cruisey and relaxed for a Monday evening... oh wait.. that`s just wine before dinner...",
"so wednesday my mom is making a huge special dinner & whatnot to celebrate the new single, just so ya knoww",
"Excited bout going out 2nite but bummed cuz im da designated driver. So no drinking for Angie!",
"getting ready, waiting for cor, picking up josh, movies & out to dinner - then trailer perhaps? baccck to work tomorrow",
"The first officially beautiful day of the year and I`m stuck inside the office A Magners and BBQ will make up for it!",
"you mean the post concert blues ;) *lol* Well, I soooo know what you mean ...",
"Here`s and at our evening drink on Thursday night in London. http://twitpic.com/4wrrp",
"good news: finally finished my #EASactive workout that has been paused for 6 hours. bad news: my resistance band is torn",
"so happy its friday...not so happy about this rain",
"Girsl night ! on my way to foam party No sleep tonight !!",
"Have you guys heard about the flu that`s been going around? Swine Flu? Hope you guys are safe There`ve been deaths already. :-S",
"gdgd well i better go and get ready for work :| haha have fun tonight x x",
"Muay Thai was awesome. I`m gonna be sore in the morning! I feel like being bad and eating junk tho",
"i`m not partying tonight",
"mmMmMm I`ve been craving sweet potatoes and almonds I`m going to have to incorporate those super foods tomorrow",
"Praying for pressure on brain 2 subside, for brain seizures 2 stop & for tumors 2 go - Dan is comfortable but still has niggling cough",
"45 minutes until im off from work. I guess i`ll go back to work in 15 minutes. It`s slow today thank god for one of those days",
"No http://twtvite.com/3koyqo #twtvite #aptw Have to miss this now because of other engagements",
"I`m so sleepy my head hurts. gnite lovers! See ya in that am !",
"Trying to figure out what to do tonight. See the game? Social events w. friends? Or stay home and play the s**t out of my drums",
"Had a good time out , now I must sleep lol. Gym & dance rehearsals in like 5 hours,",
"This is for nicole � Its raining, make sure you bring an umbrella� See its not about the pack train I`m on today",
"i don`t wanna work over the weekend",
"Remind me to get out & take a pic of my blooming clematis before the wind storm tomorrow.",
"Jennnnnn richhhh wast to the ed"
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hahahah of course they have such a nasty display picture :`) | [
"so, why the hell are we going to school for 2 hours next monday and tuesday...dumb snow days and thier lame rules...my mom making me go",
"Breaking the daily build broke my daily plan as well",
" Im not bannished... but I am at work till 6",
" You`re in Miami right? I don`t see a hand delivery in your near future unfortunately",
" well my daughter is 20 now...thats why I said `I miss those days`...they go by sooo fast",
"i tried calling work 5 times and they wont answer",
"on my way to work! I am gonna miss general hospital",
"Watching the Broncos vs Chiefs 1994, Montana vs Elway on NFL Network. I still have nightmares about this game FU KC!",
"Nic has no idea what he`s going to do! money is all gone!",
"At my rehearsal...gonna miss the game please keep me updated! Go Nuggets!",
"uploading PCD onto my iTunes xD i used to have it but certian events caused me to lt sadly",
" Unfortunately, I will be nowhere near the beach. I have fam in that area, too.",
"just watched yes man. bahaha. that movie is messed up",
"I have to admit, I`m a bit bummed out that I wasn`t with my friends walking today....",
" I KNO!!! im so sad! evry1 is leavin its horrible! im supposed to b happy for summer but i cant ima miss evry1!",
"whoops... not in my last tweet"
] | [
"Ooh I have snazzed up my profile with summery colors",
"have a good show",
"It`s cause you give me a reason to assume. - http://tweet.sg",
"whatever pung ! haha.. i dont care. JK",
"Heh, thanks for that adorable plug *cough* more info at: www.samstephens.com *cough* *cough*",
"No 1 evr brngs me a starbux! *~CoRiEoGrApHy~*",
"No, that`s not right - I remember now. You were in a fearless tweet - we were both seen as fearless.",
"No mine looks the same.",
"At work oh no it`s the first day of monthly visitor ahhhhhh",
"turning in. it`s been a loooong day. just got my new US edition Esquire so going to fantasize that I could one day look like Megan Fox.",
"It`s s (mr. tonematrix) birthday today. Poor guy is ill at home. Perhaps a `hi` from the twittersphere would do some good",
"'Puke In My Mouth' the brilliant response to **** In My Pants http://tinyurl.com/cy8z7y Over the top wrong",
"Hey, nothing wrong with that!",
"hav a pork scratching",
"Nooooo get on now! Haha i`ll be gone later",
"YoYo door nazis refused me entry on account of no ID gutted! Heard it was a good night tho.. Next time I`ll come prepared!",
"Time for a clean up.",
"check this out: http://tinyurl.com/d44lra",
"lolz at your modesty...***kix rox***...now all the gals will be lined up at your door",
"so far surprisingly good responses. My dad offered to airbrush the old logo on the wall..but I think that might be overkill",
"UP isnt im 3-D..",
"http://www.thinkgeek.com/books/nonfiction/b322/ <-- Get me one of those and maybe next time",
"Ah lol okay. Thanks",
"the video on myspace is so funny...u run a lot hahaha i voted",
"If you`re going to actually read them you have to at least sign up no fair!",
"http://tinyurl.com/d53dmn mcfly parody by chris moyles ****",
"ha! you`re right...I know you`re right.",
"errbody, please check out http://mscaseycarter.blogspot.com. id appreciate it a bunch.",
"The pics should be up later today at www.dosriosrestaurant.com!",
"i want my face to be a somatic drawing of david lanham or i want a leopard theme his somatic theme.. im so sad..im such a big fan..",
"someone`s horsing about. Btw Hubb feels the same about twitter. He`s naming as the other party",
"Haha yea if i knew yew wanted 2 go i would have told yew",
"nope... it is telling you that you want cameo creams",
"The Mediteranian Kitchen...oh well can`t get them all right.",
"I see we are approaching a nice round 5500 number, I expect you will have crashed through that by the time I come back tonight",
"_surprises no it`s not ready",
"hehe indeed it is, I actually nearly changed my bio to just `Don`t Panic` but I wanted to keep in the #freehugs",
"*shrugs* So do I but it was too funny plus you know you enjoyed it Tweet **** .. Love you..",
"`before you wake` - we sink ships photography exhibition is ONLINE http://tinyurl.com/dfs7fy please have a look",
"Thank you I liked Joe`s clothes` being ripped off and then Kevin screaming, 'Who are you!?!' XD",
"_mazur Hahaha...and I who actually thought you just were popular!",
"I made an animated holiday card thingy. http://is.gd/yjpq - Shh. Don`t tell mom yet. It`s a surprise.",
"yeah those are better ads It makes them look part of your content rather than blatant adverts ;)",
"This is a much better tool than some I have come across http://www.tweepular.com - Twitter Karma on Steroids",
"life should be exciting today but someone very close to me has mardy bum and its starting to rub off on me!!",
"You saw that fraktastic zoidberg painting that was tweeted around last week or so, didn`t you?",
"'Bandwidth Limit Exceeded' on your website",
"Looks like I got a new job",
"are you kidding me?! that looks incredible!!! Lay out and swim a lot for me, stuck in the cold NYC",
"aaaaaaaahhhhhhhh I hate the Internet When will people learn 'native widgets are always best'",
"Again.. check out http://www.myspace.com/therealfunkymonkey ....these guys rock this one too ? http://blip.fm/~5jkbc",
"IN Filipino if u say 'Nakuh grabeh!' it`s like sayin OMG",
"Lol, yes Hence my wanting to watch more!",
"Jamie @ Sean Cody, up for some angry ****?: Jamie @ Sean Cody, I wouldn`t piss this one off Hey there Guys, Do.. http://tinyurl.com/ddyyd6",
"mmmmm you have someone on the inside ? or are you being brlliant again",
"Is dreading going to work BUT....its friiiiiday!! whoop!!!",
"Hahah, thanks for the Tradewinds Odyssey bump.",
"_Schools haha funny cause i blame and for me not going to bed its a vicious circle",
"It`s my wall, and I like saying I banned Zac Efron lol sonny",
"another purse? Need to see photos.",
"I didn`t see this until after",
"LMAO i want him to reply booooo you REPLY TO ONE OF US lmfaoooo",
"lol, I`ve just realised that i`ve been sending messages that were meant to be to you, to a page that doesn`t exist",
"hehe tweet time... bastos talaga chux",
"thanks will try to behave",
"i look like a horse in my sam`s club card picture because i couldn`t find my hair brush. hahaha possibly getting noah tomorrow",
"On the computer alllllllllllllllll day",
"_ Well their not gonna fit her in with this big long advertisement",
"lol. just don`t ever forget me",
"yes LOL that`s good one .remeber that bottoms are always the top .",
"mrskutcher & aplusk you two are to funny!",
"Ohhhh! Ok! thought that I was going nuts!! Maybe they will pass through here on the way back!",
"_keepsitreal haha awe. Well right now, I could be at home but I have to be here. It`s horrible Lol",
"dang that burrito and toaster strudle(sp?) was just a tease im still hungry",
"ermm, more like a full black upper half. and some a completley grey",
"http://twitpic.com/4w483 you guys look so nice",
"LOL! I had a peek at http://geehall.blogspot.com it`s coming along nicely I totally understand about leaving the set quiet too.",
"if I skipped, that could get messy ROFL",
"..i`m a buffalo worshipper ... maybe it is time to pay a visit to my preferred buff-schack in town. http://twitpic.com/4w2ls",
"congrats! Photo of dre?",
"Woo hoo - we have that recipe",
"bl MUTHAFUCKIN ah! I win!",
"No dice...I searched it in the 'Help' area...just a problem some people have. It would have been hot...oh well",
"waah. We`re no longer your peeps.",
"<<< Just like in HIMYM",
"lol you always make me happy. i promise i won`t. lol its only 1 silly. you are up late too my friend",
"http://twitpic.com/33hus that`s my baby",
"Oooo look who got a pic! So much for swimming today",
"haha best thing about office birthdays hey",
"bitter? why? *hug* ****",
"@ borgellaj you know what? They`re YOUR CATS",
"can`t wait to hear the evp! And cuuuute picture.",
"I can`t wait to see UP! How dare have a 'real' job. Probably going to have to wait until tomorrow.",
"does that mean your going to block me?",
"_ PrintChick thx for sharen LUV IT",
"want`s to see `2001 Maniacs` Why won`**** come through the post!?",
"tilaaa just make you feel so special haha haters now days",
"just downloaded the tweet deck....look at my and my saviness",
"went 2 see the hannah montana movie wiv jodie on friday and it was WELL GOOD but i feel nasty for laughing at the lil girl that cryed LOL",
"Mashup Monday! In honour of the swine flu hysteria ? http://blip.fm/~5jnv2",
"lol liking your style Alice tell him you`ve got standards to maintain lol, it`s national Cork girls go wild in london week",
"My picture won`t update.",
"http://twitpic.com/41dbn - :o I See Your Dog.. Bella..?",
"have fun on flashy fed hill..im sure you`re imported cheeto eating **** will fit in lol",
"My phone is so stubborn!! You`d think it had my genes or something!!",
"hey you weirdo! haha jk! I love you!",
"probably the coooolest thing we`ve ever done",
"hahahah Thank you Feel the Love",
"Ah that would explain the italian colouring",
"macs ftw btw. .just because.. and if you`re still using the grandaddy pc`s you lost at life.. jp (..not really..)",
"ok that`s subtly saying i`m no longer a fave temme 1 thing - did the firangs steal your vocab? ur eating words and how!",
"Design galore! Yayyyyyyy progress beyond my imagination. Now...to get my flattie to sort out the Internet to send orders out!",
"noooo! Little piggies. i`ll vote anyway, hmpf. We need to hang out soon pls. :hugs!:",
"i`d prefer 'observationally insightful', but call it as you see it. my ice cream`s just too fancy tonight.",
"this thing was more fun with my itouch",
"Then you should check out http://twittersucks.com and connect with other tweeple who hate twitter",
"_oliver whats for breaky then, russtle something up for my hangover please our jamie lmao",
"you have a plurk account too?",
"I`m drawning in emails",
"_k good question could they?"
] | 585 |
dad`s been having fever since last nite and needs 2 bottles of blood trasfusion..loaded 1 today..1 to go tomorrow. | [
"Yea baby!! Im gonna miss you so much",
"_ aww thats too bad you lost it though",
" i`m so **** nervous!!!",
"Checking out Twitter Trying to find people I know....Unfortunately no one I know uses this website",
" I`m sowwy. It sucks, I know, I`ve been there. Yay for half days though!",
"long day and i still have to mow the lawn",
"miss my hubby already!",
" I would totally take you to prom...if i hadnt already gone sorry lol",
" a great song by East Clubbers",
"so i got to my exam centre n they said we can`t let u becuz of your sleeveless top! U cud BELIEVE that!? i had to go home",
"_nation just launched twittix v1.10 - not convinced",
"GOD SCHOOL IS GOING TO SUCK **** NEXT YEAR!",
"It baffles me how much Radio Shack isn`t the same Radio Shack I grew up with",
" nevermind....I kept reading and see ya`ll r gonna be in Williamsburg I`ll mind my business now, lol",
"oh no.... please... dont do that to yourself again",
"Trying to decide on a movie with the friends.. not going to well! lol :p No bible study 2nite, which means ****-day cake buy my own??"
] | [
"Only 5mins till my baby`s back from work",
"I want him to call",
"Guy coming to see my car is late",
"is wishing good night everybody",
"PLEASE MAKE THE LIVECHAT ON SATURDAY CUS I HAVE TO GO TO SCHOOL ON WEEKDAYS(5/6 AM here)",
"Haha k we should stop here. If not, it`s going to turn into a **** section. Ohwell, my parents just came home",
"_Bloody_Poet What`s the matter?",
"not the best way to start your day",
"lol the things u gotta do sometimes man smh lol",
"I`m thirsty in the middle of the night and get to the fridge only to find my Brand New bottle of Cran-Cherry juice gone.... FML moment!!",
"Yay, so the nekkid writing is working then?You keep warm now! Am in awe of the 6k - am always cactus by 5. Good luck",
"I`ll oscillate from one to the other.",
"My moms calling hospice 4 great gpa its only a matter of time only God knows.",
"Hi all, just recovering from a party, looking forward to an exciting bank holiday around the diy shops...life cant get much better.surely",
"is in a good mood",
"It`s a windy and rainy day",
"wnna take a bath!!!!",
"Good BUT it`s supposed to storm later",
"Today is going to be a normal day for I hope. We had a group of pilots from a large airline come in last night so it was too much drink",
"braving the standby line @ TheView bright & early today!! hope to hear about your book & hope I get in! 3rd time`s the charm",
"Good afternoon all. Sorted technical glitch. A rainy BH monday so a lazy day, then daughters and their menfolk round for a roast dinner",
"what`s the matter chickadee?",
"I`ll be back home on Monday.",
"is feeling Fab today and missing my boo",
"Proof of heat good day wish I hadn`t spent most of it in bed http://twitpic.com/670tp",
"craving a king sized snickers",
"I want to go see Up",
"Better than nodding off when you`re 'IN' one LOL",
"That is messed up. I hope your day gets better.",
"$900 cheque to cash tomorrow, why I didn`t get it in the bank I have no idea. Feel safe to get the 500D now though woooo",
"bout 2 watch a movie nd drink wit martin nd leslie",
"Forgot my power cable at home today",
"Or FTRH -- For The Ride Home",
"So my first aid shift started out with some excitement but now it`s kinda died down... I wish I could do this more often!",
"Yessir, yessir, three cheeks full.",
"I have myself barely 4 hrs of sleep and the Lord blessed me with what feels like 8, but it came with a sore throat pumpin out this paper!",
"_Cordon Morning done a bit more. I do have 2 weeks to go, but am trying to get most of it done in advance. How`s you?",
"Feeling the effects of the party last night. Drank far too much. 2 chicken burgers and one lamb burger. I did dance a fair bit tho.",
"I want some cookies.",
"wow its only 9:30",
"is up, slightly later than planned... gunna get this essay done 2day!!",
"**** **** and blast! I`m at LMHR tomorrow and Sam out Who is running it? I could see if she could join next week?",
"OK dear tweeps, goodnight! I need 2 get up early 2 say Happy Mothers Day 2 wife n mom",
"_Stack i wish i could go to both but i don`t think i`ll be allowed :p either way with two shows going your bound to get a ticket",
"last sunday before going home!",
"hopefully today will work in our favor",
"I just wanna be better already",
"I need a restful weekend, but I will have to work instead",
"Shower. Class. More class. Taking care of my lady-friend. Writing like there`s no tomorrow.",
"goin to bed w/smokey!!!!!",
"i seriously neeed to study",
"hopefully the weather has been nice/cooperating",
"I`m so pumped for the day!",
"yes really if it is that time of day again. xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx",
"You cant put off age but you can put off grumpiness",
"feeling better - did nothing yesterday but lay around. hate i missed the youth leader polar bear swim gotta love youth!",
"Signing off. Mom`s day tomorrow.",
"It looks like it might rain",
"farewelling an employee tonight...",
"thinks lamb chops would be really nice right about now... or maybe some sushi mmm.. maybe just an ice lolly cos its so **** hot!!!",
"Dads should ask their 22 year old sons before drinking.",
"Guys. Just got someone with saran wrap. Tuesdays video shall be awesome",
"you shouldnt have to reset more than once if it doesn`t work right the first time, something is up",
"Drinking tea and eating choc chip cookies. Going to head to sleep soon! Night all",
"went twitter crazy! last nigh :p well thats what happens when u got nothin ta do at 2 o`clock in da mornin",
"I`m so worried about my sister`s guinea pig. I hope Stalin makes it through tonight! you can do it baby!!",
"haiiii sankQ i`m fineee ima js get a checkup cos my rib hurts LOL idk but i shall be fine ~ thanks",
"do you need to go on a bike ride?",
"Heading to the U of Utah hospital. Have a great day everyone",
"the coffee is in the making!",
"Getting the FAB portraits ready to upload today",
"Have you guys heard about the flu that`s been going around? Swine Flu? Hope you guys are safe There`ve been deaths already. :-S",
"feeling any better hon?",
"yeah yeah gd night then",
"needs some snuggle time.... but has to get through the work day first. Boo.",
"sleep sounds good right about now",
"aww im ok been stuck on a coach coming back from nans today and its been lovely sunshine too ****",
"Hope you don`t get let down again.",
"got an email from my auntie bout fathers day... mothers day w/seven moms but fathers day will consist of 2 dads #realitycheck",
"Good!! Busy as heck but good. Feeling yucky at the moment.",
"_19 I watched a little today! Didn`t know you were sick, you did awesome nonetheless! Hope u feel better",
"garcia bend- learned that lesson last night! I thought i was gonna throw up! Got our tix for fashion show at end of mo.",
"night out had 2 b put on hold 4 2 weeks coz i was so ill last nite, gutted! still had a nice nite tho but whers the sun gone!",
"in all honesty...pain blech.",
"_**** i`m just about to start the second one theres only two up yeah?",
"def see ya tonight, we must get some RN photo`s, I didn`t get any yesterday lol! And thanks for doing so, please don`t forget!",
"_2008 lol oh dnt worry u`l be able to squeeze it soon enough!! Hope you have a good day today!",
"it`s friday! trying to find something to do",
"thank for Thinking of us and caring",
"Back from the pub, want more peroni",
"TY very much for FF",
"stayed home from school today doctors sooooon.",
"He says thank you",
"I was going to go on Sunday, but now I`ve got too much going on that weekend",
"I only have one day left in school My 16th is approaching",
"is working until 11 tonight http://plurk.com/p/x2kbv",
"_esl If in doubt, wash separately Normal concern is something fading onto the white.",
"Little bottle jus for me http://mypict.me/FLC",
"_LeAnn if it makes you feel better im studying on a sat night w/o blackberries",
"Going to get some coffee",
"Urm, ouch, that sucks. You need crutches? What happened? I hope you get/feel better soonest!",
"Exactly 2 weeks left in Sigma",
"Bout to hit the sack...got **** to do tomorrow. Happy mothers day MOM!",
"Not sure if this is good or bad news for you, but you are listed as staff: http://www.thesixthaxis.com/staff/",
"having another only fools and horses marathon day",
"LaLaLand... why am i liking that song so much?! Anyhoo.... grr I have a cold, but thank goodness though the sore throat has gone!!",
"Well best of luck",
"just need to know what to be cautious about. being cautious is good.",
"I can`t make it. My manager switched my schedule so I`m closing",
"Up and breakfasted, about to jump in shower then heading off to the land of the black pudding for playoff part 2",
"take a nap bedalii",
"its almost lunch time for you",
"okay.. so i 'thought' i was getting sick... but NOPE!!! HAHAHA PHEW! (sry mike lol - hope you get better soon!)",
"doesnt have a hangover and is getting ready for a good ol` english fry up",
"*yaaaawwwwnnnn* thx to bank holiday... let`s see what today has prepared for us...",
"hope schools gonna be good tomorrow",
"i think thats what he is going for but he didnt have time to scan, do photo shop and stuff before work",
"2pm today is Quiz Time at the Goat! Game shows to play and prizes to be won! Plus `Toss Off Tommy` for free drinks! Today from 2! x",
"feeling rather peckish...no dinner for at least 2 hours wah",
"Just got a shot on my arm. Eww."
] | 1,011 |
Sick. Feel like jello, can`t talk, and delirious. | [
" Nite. Now I`m up n bored as opposed to almost sleep frm b 4",
" oh phew you scared me. I wont have ANY access when im in mexico",
" I miss you too!!",
"Frustrated with copying 13Gigs across USB 1.1.Stupid old servers",
" Thanks to TweetStats, I confirmed what I long suspected: Twitter is keeping me up way too late! http://tr.im/kpc1 ",
"Ate too much vegetarian pizza for dinner! But it was so good",
" Grrr, people suck. I cry when animals die on nature shows. These people are sick. No hunting endangered species!",
"Tired with a headache me no like sunshine",
"This headache is killing me yet I need to cover some boring police event.",
"Been working so hard - its a drag not having time to tweet.!",
"oops i did it again...really shouldnt have.",
"Just got back from school! Ugh I don`t want to go to the dance tonight",
"Will miss nostalgia ... everyone please kick tushar",
" Momentum works! But Jeff will have a hard time from 42nd.",
" there wasn`t enough room for me...",
" I was going to but I`m siiiick I`m so mad!!!! Jason said I have to recover fully before I go paintballin again! Are u playing?"
] | [
"at the redi med. getting checked for strep throat.",
"girl a blunt is soooooooo in my thoughts right now. I had an absolutly GREAT day with a few stressors...come home",
"Buenos Dias mundo de Twitter eating b-fast and watching 'sex on fire' video b4 I go to work !",
"Feel hurt. in car. gonna watch a funny movie. someone talk",
"you mean the post concert blues ;) *lol* Well, I soooo know what you mean ...",
"i hate my life big time its sooo poop gode i ould cry",
"Winding Down for the night. Rode the duc home from a B.B.Q. at my pops house. Time to pass out as soon as the adrenaline wears off!!!",
"what am i doing? what can i do?",
"???�� ???CE d grade?mock?????, ???????",
"nothings really going *well*...however currently theres nothing else to look forward to so may aswel make the best of it",
"My whole body back pain treatment and detox starts Monday. Not looking forward to a summer of hot yoga and healthy food.",
"One week until Race for the Cure! Please donate if you`re able http://bit.ly/UFR1U and wish me luck on my 5 mile training run tomorrow",
"anything I can do to help?",
"Back from hospital. Doc says I`ll live",
"but that is the only logical reason why you`d get hollered at 3x in the past hour. but what is dnw?",
"i don`t have any of that",
"Okay now that i will not be able to sleep tonight what should we do",
"I think me gettin a physical change",
"feeling better - did nothing yesterday but lay around. hate i missed the youth leader polar bear swim gotta love youth!",
"i need sweets, drank my cyderrrrrrrrr",
"Pool, alcohol, & a cute band, couldn`t ask for more on a Saturday night #fb http://twitpic.com/4w1rr",
"endless set list... very long... grueling almost... also, sent to gordo`s cell cuz he`s no longer communicating with the internet in 140.",
"just spent the day with Bridget and a small thing that got wind and farted a lot - oh yeah, her baby! Now slightly broody!",
"haha i just realised it sounded a lot like stellllaaa lol. anyhoo i got ur facebook msg and will start working soon hopefully",
"I`m so sleepy my head hurts. gnite lovers! See ya in that am !",
"finished work @ midday, had kiddie dinner ... now have no get-up & go ... ah well it`s bank holiday! #fb",
"_13 Awe, THX so much! Neither of need 2b sick on Friday!! Do u have any prayer requests?",
"how was the ice cream?",
"**** M-Audio IE-30s! I just remembered how much I <3 u & now the right earbud has ceased functioning My Shure`s r 2 bright w/ lame bass.",
"sleep....good night tweeties!!! down to OC tomorrow. I hope and pray that Rachyl gets better SOON!!!",
"aww thats wikid, i need to book myne again sooon miss you to lovely!! im off ned some brekkie.. speak soon dudde ****",
"need some Pizza...can`t get out of office",
"_ haha tell me about. I`ve had this feeling everyday of this week",
"Shite night, tomorow, I get to hang out with my little brother and neice, should be sufficient enough to change my mood",
"I`m sooo hyper! And I don`t even know why! Hahahahaha!",
"I know what would make me really tired, put me to sleep and I would sleep good! ...RICE!!! Lmao!",
"look how choke on this **** talks to me",
"Good to see you haven`t lost your sense of humour. Get well soon",
"_127 not nice.rather be one or the other.lol",
"... like you`re stuff! Strange voicemails! http://bit.ly/yKxms",
"Just came back from hanging out with some friends + cocktails. <3 I`m not drunk, but feeling good. Hope everyone`s well?",
"Home from Whitney`s. No sleep. Church in a bit. Dangggg....I`m tired. But it was worth it",
"what`s up? what happened? DM me if you need to. TXT on my phone is defunk`d",
"Is pretty hammered drunk! Props to me! Two nights in a row!!!",
"I`m going into a spiritual stagnentation, its exploding my ego!. I now realise, i`m not all that great. and I`m ok with that.",
"Glad I trudged through the first 60 pages of Anathem. Now on pg340...it`s been a long time since I wanted to call in sick just to read",
"Just had an amazinq qirls-niqht-out. I quess its always qreat to have an excuse to wear tiny dresses & heels",
"Headin 2 chilis Mr. Presidente`s callin my name! Then 2 the ice house",
"_sara I`m sitting in the bus to dublin And listen tokio hotel-reden.And i must laugh.you know why",
"_Jolene Try 90 4 next 3 days! :O Yuk! lol n e thing poppin` @ SN?",
"Done with HW...gonna read a bit then pass out. Got a cool week to look forward too in between all the mayhem",
"Can`t really do anything about that, now can I?",
"naisee. is it bad that i can see lens flares all arond me while listening to it? XD cant really catch what they`re saying tho",
"Better than nodding off when you`re 'IN' one LOL",
"I REEEALLY wish I could be there haven`t been n a while.what`s goin on down there lately?",
"_ci ewww poor you wish you all the best! thank God there is Rolland Garros this month isn`t?! ;P",
"_hearts hey,got your text. cannae hen, family are comin over i`ve got nae money to come to livi anyway xxxx",
"We`ll watch & wait & tomorrow I can take anyone who needs to the dr w/o having to take everyone else....N`s cheeks & ears red as my hair",
"busy working on a new kit... and a couple interviews done...Yea! The weekend! Pray for my Uncle, still young and had a massive stroke!!",
"still fighting off this cold, ugh",
"Has lost his vocie and Adele is laughing at me LOL and still wondering why I`m in college on me week off",
"ew, i used to get 'suicides' in high school and mix like 5 sodas together. then drink it. i think i remember enjoying it, too.",
"Getting back my English minor exam soon. dum dum dum duuuum. Me and Margrete had a burping comp. haha. I WON",
"nm. dang, you on NOW but i gotta bounce in like 4 minutes i`m just chilling. the usual.",
"I have to use the bathroom",
"yup, def swine flu. I think it was the sausage.",
"trying to NOT fall asleep while doing ancient assignment. Drinking some water with ice and lime! yum",
"not sexy with 2 tubes sticking out of my stomach but thanks !",
"Its because I put radio 4 on by mistake..I`ll have a cup of tea and a shower, then I`m sure all will fine and dandy, thanks",
"can`t sleep throat dry as hell.. ugh ! still gon` wake up fabulous !",
"Yum...wish we could be there today. I have a cold and don`t want to infect others...so we will miss our Friday session.",
"that`s what i was last night",
"_Sanderson What`s with Twatter lately? Either I can`t get on or the replies don`t turn up!",
"_magician Yes, apnea, but it`s not the prob. I`m on meds that might be causing this. they help otherwise so much, don`t want to stop",
"Parrrtty!..Playing twister and getting tipsy!...well everyone else is lol",
"Trying my best not to share this lovely head cold",
", a 74 is not 'quite alright'! on the plus side, I ate cinnamin toast crunch for breakfast, and am now eating strawberries.",
"Hope ur all havin a nice Friday! Been feeling down this past week since my dog`s passing...",
"hey Chelsea! Is Your Arm hurtig from the vaccines we had todayyy? loveeya",
"Whew.... finally home after putting in some hours in the lab. Watching Catch Me if You Can and eating cheese and grapes. Good night",
"Thank a Chu?t � Ch?c v?y qu�, hik, ch?c em ph?i ?i h?c 1 kh�a ph? c?p ki?n th?c c? kh� g?p =.=",
"J, sorry about the bad night, hopefully my workout updates gave you a little humor in your night..",
"I`m sorry you aren`t having a good day. cheer up though, your day doesn`t define you...",
"creeped it up at the ice cream social! good times. lars and the real girl, such a sad movie",
"just got back from donating blood",
": Lol it went okay! As far as I can tell . But then I had to do a test today for geo and I was all zoned out and got like 65%",
"Got an appt. w/ the doctor at 4pm today to look at these 'bites'. Hoping it isn`t an infection. I need more powerful anti-itch cream.",
"Day 2 of back to work , Day 1 went allllllllright I was only exposed to the swine flu for 8 hours so thats ok I think? Just wash my hands",
"oh no this week is just a bad one for everyone. i love you & your pretty face & youre going to do fantastic in concert tonight",
"lol, sunny and 18 yesterday, Igloo melted, attacked by bushes, recovering today. How`s things in Chocolateland?",
"wow, almost got involved in this big fight at school! ah, but anyways text me? going to causin`s house, plus game crazy.",
"unopened pack of goat cheese starin me in the face. starving, din not til 6",
"No Evidence, No Conviction ! Absolutely hilarious.. Makes my day every time http://bit.ly/lrolJ",
"mmm - home-made pizza (that I helped to make), a home-made cheesecake (to eat soon) & family... a nice day for mother & nanna",
"feels strong contractions but wants to go out. http://plurk.com/p/wxidk",
"_LeAnn if it makes you feel better im studying on a sat night w/o blackberries",
"wEe ArR SoWbUr i PrOmIsS. tHe StYoOpId FlYiNg ThInG hAzZuNt KuM OwT aGaNe. iTt Iz hYdInG sUmWaRe aNd LaRfFiNg aTt Us.",
"Awh I forgot you had the pox Hope you get better soon!",
"That post was for",
"I can`t comment directly to someone...... and I`m here all alone",
"I don`t know what im doing :S",
"I loveeee NY! Getting breakfast then gonna go mimis I`m sooo tiredddd! missing him ODeeee! Love you",
"Have a cold one for me, I`m just off to work now",
"lol I am blessed to have you in my life too 'mama' Sorry about your back pain. You should do some stretches.",
"*hugs* I`m so sorry.. anything I can do?",
"Bom dia! FRIOOOO... que del�cia!!!! Good luck in your first day, Ju!",
"...celebrated by spilling half my soup. Hello, 40 calorie lunch. Can it be the weekend now, please?",
"my sympathies - been here 20 minutes and had enough - will escape soon",
"oh nos, what happened",
"Burning my tongue on Won Ton soup",
"D-group Saturday`s, with a little bit of football, an hour nap, 3 hours of soccer, basketball in the TSU and Yogurtland... Life`s Good",
"So much for having a fun day off at the Brewer game... at home, sick",
"so glad i did not say hi to last night... i dont want the flu... but sry if you really do have it",
"Mooooooooornin` How are you? Are your legs ok?",
"??? ?????? - http://bit.ly/nAcK2",
"yea - it`s mostly b/c I couldn`t sleep, but oh well, lunch time will come soon",
"feeling sorry for Ian. He broke up with his gf, i feel reali sad cos he feels down! wish i can give him a huge hug right now",
"ned to go to beathroom, don`t know if i can reach/find clothes. need to walk outsie to get to bathroom. ok at night, not ok in daylight.",
"lol the things u gotta do sometimes man smh lol",
"fey slays it in #30rock but title of that film sounds bad #Inbruges is a funny indie little euro city hitman gone bad tale!"
] | 306 |
Finally, im back online! I miss my lappy. So many things to follow up. Starting with Ning... Haha. | [
" don`t get impatient! for what? you have already sinned: strawberries with milk and sugar",
"Cleaned out me Followers List and blocked the **** girls & **** Now I look like a spammer",
" Unfortunately, I didn`t do it on purpose - itunes shuffle did it. It followed up with Dreadzone, so no life-ruin music-trauma.",
"Internet is painfully slow today",
"Sry but other day tweets were MIA - twitter network glitch, but story was re: funeral mix-up, as in wrong remains delivered to ea.",
"The reason why I can`t find the latest Arena magazine is because it has folded due to the recession. Grrrrr. GQ/FHM survive? No justice.",
"Even ARNOLD couldn`t save the parks http://bit.ly/WSM5J - How is this providing jobs?",
" That`s not good, sorry to hear that, where did he park it?",
"Boring starting work weekend soon................ 1st need to get a Tim Coffee so I can make it through this **** night shift........",
"Facebook decided I`m annoying or abusive because I add lots of friends. At least I have no distractions from coursework now...",
"going crazy, the pain is unbearable..& i gotta wait till thursday!?",
"sick on wifes bday= double",
" Yeah, that lying in bed thing`s a bugger for blocking creativity Worse if you`re pinned down by a pet cat, apparently...",
" I do too, but not heavy rain, which we`ve had 4 more than a wk.",
" we`ll test that theory with no right arm to strum with. Got a feelin I`ll be humming my new tunes for a while",
" prolly E71... I can`t think of anything else and I`m unfortunately not a Singtel customer"
] | [
"http://twitpic.com/4wsjr - Leisure Bay beach (I see the pic. wasn`t uploaded last time, grrr!)",
"- THANKS ! My motivation is returning at about the rate I`m inputting coffee !",
"I can`t go to sleep until tech support emails me back",
"Headed to drop my lil cuz off at the bus stop! Then its back to the bed to read my book! relaXin on my day off.",
"what are these ones called? http://twitpic.com/4wauk",
"I had fun this summer",
"Sooo, I spent most of my day sitting at home in front of the computer in my pajamas...I love these days.",
"I just got a twitter account",
"Back in from LI 2hours ago n still made it to work yay me",
"in the words of liana corber: Moreover, WIAIH was a humbling experience... i surprisingly had a decent night",
"- ummmm. no comment. LOL. I actually have not watched GH in about a week.",
"Im doing great thank you",
"awww bless him i am indeed coming, 68 days woooo! are you?",
"_lee lol a bugg to school thats awsome",
"Thanks hun, it was great",
"Victor drew Hannah Montanna in my yearbook.hahaha. I`m going to miss my 2nd per SO much",
"1 surprise party today, 2 parties tomorrow. FunFunFun! But, need to finish bug project. O_O",
"Back from London Now just catching up on all the tv and sleeping all day!",
"I know, It`s so crazy! I love using it too Have you seen my YT recently? I am a partner now ****",
"_writes i`ve been wanting it for 2 years LOL...that and a HD camcorder",
"LOL - Birmingham was my 1st love... but it`s time to move on! ;) Good Morning",
"hahahahah i woke up at 9 today.. totally missed lecture and the quiz open lab was useless. chipotle w/ silvera and jenny was greeat 8D",
"I would appreciate it if you would. I am a big Tim Kaul fan ya know",
"just set up a new computer again. 15min. I love Norton Ghost.",
"I need one of these! Was just thinking about it earlier today as I downloaded pictures via USB. #evernote_eyefi",
"Hey had some fun with friends !!!!!Now cleaning",
": yes and ily",
"The sun has gone in!",
"that`s what i did with my other friends dati e. i could totally do that. Lian, Eina, Gelli, you, Zero & Francis. we`ll fit!",
"Good eatin. Hey, follow my son . He`s on now",
"K now that, that fiasco is all wrapped and good too go back to studying for midterms =(",
"aww way to make me feel special",
"thanks to follow. have a nice rest",
"Home Friday makes me too!!!",
"don`t you just love the 'butteflies in your stomach' feeling? ano man yun, kaya mo yan.",
"Your Steve Chai sounds awesome. *wishes she had one now* But I`m stuck with: Idon`tknowwhatdamnbrandcoffeethisis",
"yes unfuzzy, i prefer the fuzzy me and clear caleb.. wanna turn back the clock!",
"MISS YOU TOO! Yes, I will I`m usually free pag after dinner. Rarely during the day. Basta text text",
"_7 Wow that`s a big list...lol. I would be happy if I got half of that done. Now I feel lazy...thanks. Just kidding",
"___ haha im gonna follow my dreams now well...ur dream haha im still reading over it for the 90th time :p",
"i think i ordered a few days after you. Maybe you got something that was on backorder?",
"i have the adam lambert version of FEELIN GOOD in my head... i miss idol already.",
"heylo johnn (: im a huge fan. hope ur day is awesomee. cuzz im home sick and its kinda less than awesome.. anyways.. PEACE",
"i got no followers i only have like 2 someone follow Me please?",
"sad day!!!!! Love you Ma� (8 years ago!)",
"Thanks. They`re both so cute. Havent been home for many years so havent seen them in person",
"im almost to 300 updates. 200 more to goo",
"lol.well.hope you find someone to give you a massage wish i could but i`m half a world away lol",
"i know im wrong .. just give me one more chance sEnti .. :]",
"addict? Me? Okay I admit I need help BUT... I have been writing hits big bro. I really really have *smile*",
"I sawn it three times",
"First time to Twitter..",
"But now it`s gone",
"ah! i almost missed snl. thanks twitterfriends",
"wants her boo btw love fhnixon`s posts hilarious!!!!",
"http://www.efteling.nl/ Today: Nothing but Efteling-fun !! Not too sure about that Python-rollercoaster-ride though",
"haven`t tweeted in like a day. so here goes...",
"another purse? Need to see photos.",
"heyy! told me to follow u, whatsup?",
"great pic,have to upload my pix tomo,I`ve no laptop tonight.",
"Follow me please, so I can DM you...",
"i.m with u on the internet surfing part lol but we.re drinking",
"oi i love you",
"Yes,all on my own OH gone to bed after a minor soap marathon. Photo editing night 4 me. Ohhh Inn on the lake, nice food.",
"Thanks, Brad! Looking forward to chatting with you too.. btw, like your new pix!",
"Thanks to all the new followers Well, I went to a **** tonight and its 4am so I`ll follow you tomorrow. Much love.",
"enjoying and exploring my n96 phone.. grr.. it`s awesome.. but i wanted the samsung omnia..",
"thankyou sugaaar btw I`ll leave this town on 7, really hope could see you next time ya ra. Skrg sempit bgt sih waktunya ya",
"man u know things get very interesting sometimes lolll....im just 2 **** good",
"i looked all cute too!",
"So twitter is a journey now. well, okay.",
"how is your coding going?",
"You`re following Ellen, Oprah, and... me! I`m honored!",
"what happened? I missed 4 hours of updates",
"_marie1 hey beautiful whats up?",
"I had to find out via twitter",
"u think i could call u tnite?",
"is starting to love twitter!!! Facebook-detox diet is working great",
"I saw you started following me - Welcome - what do you do in AKL and for whom?",
"Thanks to all who follow me ... wish ya`ll the best ;)",
"glad u liked post looking at the back end now...the sub 2 your blog is automatic. send url and i`ll verify.",
"thanks for the #followfriday",
"alright...I`m going to get off comp now, go back to ur party be safe & have fun!",
"hasn`t had time to go on twitter since working full time!",
"awww well I am here...just in case...I am not like THE PERFECT FUNNY FRIEND but I`m here hehe",
"I really want to go see UP! haha. Tooo cute! (:",
"really wants a puppy...",
"I`m uploading some videos to youtube, will give link once I get more loaded. Variety from my daily life, not amazing but fun to watch",
"yeah hun it was a good night my ankile is even more **** now tho",
"Moodle Intro training this morning... ages since i`ve done that... and only 2 bookings",
"_NJ Oh! I`m only in my 7 I just joined Twitter a few days ago....",
"Sunshine is back....... having a hair day new due",
"wow, almost got involved in this big fight at school! ah, but anyways text me? going to causin`s house, plus game crazy.",
"Hi frenchie *-* i`ll do that...later :p",
"I`m searching, too. We`ll compare notes.",
"Err, I get that Now, with the TimThumb, what`s with the url?",
"better finish off an order for this little guy first tho http://tinyurl.com/cltln9 Time to go Cheerio an Drasda!",
"One of the fake 'you's followed me. Haha. I so wish it would be you instead!",
"I`m supposed to be Ms. Twitterology",
"Greatings from planet shannan, we have laded once again on your lanet & hopefull we come in peace =/ Hmm...Haiaa",
"Sometimes after a long weekend, you just need good conversation. thanks bro",
"last #ff _Diesel _Web_Design",
"that was not Venessa that was me..",
"I hope they re-run this nerdprom later- sounds like they`re having LOTS of fun. Thanks all for the play-by-play",
"thanks for the r/t, I was hoping I had some *classy* followers",
"intentando intentarlo ONCE AGAIN!",
"got my car back and excited/sad for the going away party I`m attending tonight. Dani is going back to Brazil...",
"Well, there is THAT...",
"what`s going on sweetheart?",
"just realized i have 30 followers HEY GUYS",
"Cheers for that! Will have a look at that later and hopefully get sorted!",
"gasp-- 10 followers! i feel almost famous. i used to think i would be famous when i grew up one day LOL. oh well, cheers to norm peeps!",
"Just checked email and got a follower withb same name as me living in Oz. Welcome on board my alrer ego",
"finally get my hands on my laptop! just ate the biggest burrito de asada EVER and now im gonna get ready for the party-ooo!",
"one of them is",
"I`m jealous...i need 2 escape 2, lol.",
"Hehe...until it comes back, your FB friends get a Twitter respite huh? JK!",
"I want him to call",
"_Bizzle Checkin that out right now",
"haha, not always, just a 2-day-trip, for a friend. But I`ve been here some times. That`s why I know basic Japanese"
] | 742 |
sux, I`m thinking of being an accountant. Mad monies! I`m a middleschool cafeteria manager (25k/yr) | [
"is so hungover. what a crazy night. i`m also in the bad books with mother!!",
"Poor dead Josh. http://bit.ly/JKpHn Please leave your messages of condolences there. #boy #rip",
"**** awake at 2 am ! i hate sickness",
"I`m so hunrgy right now and these heels kill me I can hardly walk in them",
"Alexxx Im gona miss you today. Im so sad, noooooooo",
"I wanna Karaoke! Instead...I get to go to work Lameness",
" hahaha well why would you smack ME for that?! hahaha THE BIG BANGGG",
"jen! we havent talked in like 3 days!",
"I dnt get to go play lasertag w/ my besties! *old me`s dead and gone*",
"Math was not fun at all. Oh well, i get to cook as soon as i get home.",
"Yeah, it was a silly mistake. At the end of a long day, etc etc. They were brand new pliers too",
" Oh no....Sorry to hear that ....",
" really?! Ur getting rid of it! That`s sad",
" never a relaxing weekend for the allahpundit",
" I am so sorry.",
" yeah, that does sound a bit bad man... i got **** exam week this week"
] | [
"til the next asaran",
"last day working for Tend",
"that`s a good sentence",
"I will surely vote for .",
"Got moommy somn special for mothers day",
"wish I can go to the Roots pinic",
"_**** it was indeed made my life!",
"_gd whoaa kinda hard :O that one that you think will be interesting enough to tell",
"Lol at the VATS on The Insiders",
"That`s me set up for an exciting Sunday lol",
"Loved the comment on flashcads! I`m old school too!",
"time to learn another language?",
"My ear are popping.",
"counting down the hours until I can finally drink this blossom hill stupid work",
"Ive been wanting 2 but will be gone 4 2 mo. & have to close my shops!",
"jus woke up, late runnin to work have students to train!",
"Awesome fortune cookie! I think you really WILL go to exotic places. Hope all is well!!!",
"studying math ) it brought my brain to explode",
"Part of my Neuroanatomy take-home test. After this, I�m... http://tinyurl.com/de8y47",
"still has half a math worksheet, science WB pages + worksheet, and english to go! feels a sniffle and dry eyes coming along too.",
"Wife & I split duties tonight.Wife headed to OSU for daughter`s ath trng rcption. I`m at son #1`s school paper banquet.Can`t make both.",
"I hope for a speedy recovery for you!",
"I just wanna be happy",
"I feel like an M&M McFlurry mmm... But I won`t get one coz I need to look good for when I go to the States!!! 7 weeks 2 go aaaaahhhh!!!",
"Well it`s not far back to sanity. At least it`s not for me.",
"Is responding to an email.",
"My Degree [Tear] happy moment! http://mypict.me/1ZpF",
"ok .... Here 409 is a cleaning soln .... Blah.... Over and out",
"I could have bought a Vespa with the amount of money I just spent",
"I have a license and a car..at least for now.",
"greeeeeeeeeeeat this summer i have four classes...if you know me...u know why",
"me toooooo! Thank u",
"Ay dios mio! 2 weeks left of college!!! AH CAN`T WAIT!!",
"it`s because finished the recordings?",
"sounds good. and yeah, I turn 21 tomorrow so I`ll definitely be partying.",
"hello i am ur biggest fan, and i rly carnt w8 till new moon comes out! good luck 2 u nd all the cast filming ****",
"going to work till 3...then maybe ride the horses and take my sister to softball pratice",
"Heaos keen for next weekend. Mummy. <3",
"I know it`s against the law... I am a rebel in small things.",
"The bag looks stylish. Congrats!",
"can u follow me please",
"_achillies Thanks! And yay for being in my guild!",
"the times they are a changing",
"says gots my mom a digital picture frame bout to scan pics of her wedding n all that mushy stuff http://plurk.com/p/su3eq",
"thanks I`ll check those out.",
"_rabbit_ I have been begining to think you are showing signs of becoming a sped haha Love ya!",
"graphic design..should be making a business card..but im on TWITTER!",
"I used to have a remote for my tv.",
"I wish I was out of school...But sadly, I still have like another month left.",
"has two tickets to Amadou and Miriam for Tue. June 2 that I can`t use $25 each to anyone who wants `em. That`s face value. Should be good",
"just realized i have 30 followers HEY GUYS",
"LoL Clever I`m Extremely Jealous Of The Amount Of Followers You Have I Only Have 24",
"Thanks though - am trying to be positive!! Wine may not be helping lol!! Wish I could make the gigs.....",
"Trying to fix my background",
"Yup theory is GREAT but the reality is beyond imagination... I also made the same planning not knowing VS will FAIL on me",
"Lol. She`s offering me a case of guiness! can you one up her? If you buy me two I`ll stay. Let`s start the bidding wars",
"That`s better than Missy 8 telling me I should be on The Biggest Loser",
"Lol @ me and whispering so we don`t get in trouble and being almost 30! Feels great to be home feeling like kids",
"I want a burrito but I still have 30 more minutes of work",
"Jason Mraz is still serenading me, while I read 'Judicial Supervision of Executive Action in the Commonwealth Caribbean'. BBL!",
"i have a feeling today is going to be amazing",
"i talk to you",
"From top down: 2x2924, 1x2610, 3x2500. Then an 1841 and two desktops. More gear to come over time of course.",
"watching ace of cakes its suwweeeeet they use alot of fondont or howeva ya spell it.(:",
"tell me about it",
"Thanks. I am greedy, looking for a full fledged widget (a la twitter) so I can like and share from within NV. 2 much to expect?",
"what don`t be sad? Be glad. Your 21",
"Oh you understand French? Well, maybe I exxagerated it a little bit lol but they all want at least 1/2 years of exp. :-/",
"yes dear.... ... I`m opff bbl8r",
"Wow- you are sharing some of my long list.",
"I love chocolate. Must be PMS",
"studying for my exam tomorrow @ 2 & packin up!",
"Have a huge block of snack chocolate here. Tis calling my name already",
"cool dude! yeah i was hoping your rate was still $2.75. lol! yeah not sure when ill mar and par for my birthday dinner.",
"Just woke up and washed up, I have class @ 10 till 11 then chillin in G Building with my nigguhs. Then my bby is coming over @ 3:30! ilh?",
"ohwwww whatever I`m excited anyway.",
"It`s Friday and I don`t have a job for the weekend",
"i (L u so much See u at school todaay!",
"I would appreciate it if you would. I am a big Tim Kaul fan ya know",
"on my way too school. be back later...",
"staying in, hve June exams 4 docent training class ,need to study , we hvng zombie movie sunday aftrn, u both shld come over!",
"Work out. Now actual work",
"haha what can i say, you`re a great teacher!! you learned from the best... Hannah Montana",
"don`t have one yet but hopefully I`ll be ponying up for one soon because this 15' is definitely hitting a wall",
"FC is back dear.",
"anytime. I aim to please.",
"my little sister told me i have a double chin aww",
"Look, everyone! I`m a bad boy! I`m ranked higher than Meghan McCain! http://tinyurl.com/oj76mz",
"i`m watching CQC a brazilian humor program",
"Lol It`s like you have a cult.. haha",
"that gets around the problem I had of doing it all myself good idea.",
"Yu th? trang n�y xem http://bit.ly/kMxHk (recommended by )",
"Good for you! I don`t think I`ll be joining later. I`m hyper as hell, though. WHEE!",
"welcome back to school, don`t study too hard, take time off and smell roses too",
"still babysitting, i want another boost",
"I am now Vice President of Social and Cultural Affairs at Southwestern College",
"I want a fake BLT....",
"Let me know how that turns out!!",
"i was ment 2 c u tonyt but my frend was l8 n wen we got ther they wernt letin priority tickets in! i`ll def be aplyin agen tho!",
"$300 later... I feel so good! But guilty",
"Around 3 hours left until a 3 day weekend and I have waaaay too much work to do.",
"aha, so that`s you. I`ve been meaning to take a look. Looks cool. If you could just get a pool in there",
"I guess you`re responding to me about DC. If that`s the case...",
"haha wats this about?",
"Score two days I get more food stamps good cause i want a safeway pizza",
"at work, with a swollen face thank god it`s kohls though. I`m feelin fat. flip flops are about to break annnnd I get my hair done tonight",
"_liv_lyf good to hear! Just in time for the weekend. I`ll be working though",
"Fear not! You deserve alot, you care for animals. )) I`ll get some food, don`t worry!",
"anything I can do to help?",
"seems like a win win situation",
"I am using an on-screen keyboard",
"wishing I was attending #beatweetup I even bought a badge",
"Getting ready to meet Laura! Than training, even if I`m sick.",
"How do you spell ppphhhhhttttt?",
"hotttie poooh!!!! ooo i bet it sounda magical (HH) im coming home in 1 hour",
"anytime from now on lol. i`m just reading and stuffs",
"bif doesn`t come down far enough south for me",
"_a_michael i plan on it! Goodnight",
"Interesting people like you should never be bored, Tooshers.",
"will be practicing my smile today-it`s gunna be BIG!"
] | 11 |
the fact my room is so hot is making me feel sick | [
"Today is lame because I am not in Orlando I am soooo looking forward to NEXT friday",
"Only have 80 followers... So sad.",
"today is going to be AH. Giving notice to my boss today. She is going to be upset I`m totally stressed.",
" Awww, *hugs* I wish I could help.",
" im really sorry i know wallah how u feel this life is shittttttttt",
" It`s already over? ****!",
"Not making good time, **** Chicago traffic - Photo: http://bkite.com/07XOi",
"iced coffee and vanilla ice cream UBER SICK MIX",
"ahh sore throat and tired. want to go back to bed. but have work",
"Pretty sure my laptop just died 100%. HP DV2000, wireless problems constantly, tons of heat, won`t start at all now. Fried circuit?",
"fourteen hours later, i`m still having the worst allergy flare-up in my life from shooting an engagement session in a field last night...",
"hey Tweeties, my auntie jus got n a bad car accident...pls keep her yall prayers ...thanx",
"I`m gonna miss them so much I`m crying right now... :/",
" no I won`t honey I got mad yrs to go , why am I crazy?",
"I have so much stuff in my car that I can just feel my MPG going in the toilet.",
"Harley passed away in December 2008 http://apps.facebook.com/dogbook/profile/view/616974"
] | [
"_sara I`m sitting in the bus to dublin And listen tokio hotel-reden.And i must laugh.you know why",
"That`s true I never believe my staff when they call in sick on Mondays or Fridays - LOL!",
"i likee you a lott lott . think you really hot hot (8) good night",
"It`s clear intellectually that severing my relationship was best, yet my heart seems 2 B in complete disagreement. It hurts so so much",
"Scrub and moisturize... doesnt even sounds like `showering`... maybe u should be inclined to follow me en. rephael",
"Have you guys heard about the flu that`s been going around? Swine Flu? Hope you guys are safe There`ve been deaths already. :-S",
"Ooopps over slept. Is it really 10am? Best get up then and get my shizzle in gear",
"I need to get some shut eye... But I just can`t let`s try 1 more time. Ta Ta Twitterworld",
"It`s a beautiful MN day, but I`m stuck inside playing Zelda. I`ve gotta play at least 10 hrs. today.",
": Lol it went okay! As far as I can tell . But then I had to do a test today for geo and I was all zoned out and got like 65%",
"is sitting at home wishing that i didnt have to work today. ask for it off and still have to work",
"warmed up nicely outside. sucks being stuck inside coding",
"that same smell is wafting thru my grandparents house, papaw has the smoker going out back..we`ve got a long wait tho.",
"charlie and the chocolate factory, in the mood for some johnny depp, then bed. Preparing for a 14 1/2 hour wok day tomorrow",
"Cloudy day in Berlin. Just about right to sit in front of a computer all day",
"i wish someone would inspire me with some sexy time right now ugh but thats not gonna happen... ugh",
"Went to bed at 12:20 last night. Woke up around 10:45. Holy ****. I need to get up EARLIER. Like 8. Wish I could get up at 6 every day.",
"Mashup Monday! In honour of the swine flu hysteria ? http://blip.fm/~5jnv2",
"i hope it doesnt rain tonight tomorrow my fam. comes to visit swimming pool and carne asada if it rains the pool is going to be dirty",
"YES! I DONE IT! at last. my homework is ready dx and i can go waaalkiiing because the sun is shining ^^ oh yeah.",
"Itsurely will dear . in posted a presentation on Swine flu yest and it got 500 downloads in just a day!!i feels great",
"woke up way later than I intended to today Need to start getting to bed before 5 a.m. b/c this will be a bad habit to break later",
"Im fine also..up way to early..lol...soo those r all ur dogs? to kut3 ..i def want a pit! lol",
"So i guess im stuck in the LOBBY",
"We`ll watch & wait & tomorrow I can take anyone who needs to the dr w/o having to take everyone else....N`s cheeks & ears red as my hair",
"ehhh no. just a check up. I have a dentist app next week though. getting my molar pulled/root canal.",
"good. yeah i am fine thanks. just dreading history tomorrow, not in the mood for hyperactive 20 year olds lmao",
"ew, i used to get 'suicides' in mid. school and mix like 5 sodas together. then drink it. i think i remember enjoying it, too.",
"no sleeping for me im at work it will be summer break soon. Tell them to get there butts out of bed lol",
"...celebrated by spilling half my soup. Hello, 40 calorie lunch. Can it be the weekend now, please?",
"Jennnnnn richhhh wast to the ed",
"supposed to be great weather today & 2moro; just my luck Im stuck in work 1-10 both days!",
"alright. i REALLY wish you guys could`ve done a show in tennessee because now, i can`t go to one of your shows :`(",
"oh dear, thats not good - I hope you get through it all with a smile",
"home for the nite, sleeping on the pull out bed with Maggie. wishing it was _durden I got to find a apt",
"feels slightly better but **** i sure do miss him.....he`s going to be so hard to get over...... i messed it up ...donuts=comfort",
"I`m so worried about my sister`s guinea pig. I hope Stalin makes it through tonight! you can do it baby!!",
"Glad to be home I wish I could make feel better",
"In 24hrs time I will be at uni waiting to start my 1st exam, scary. I am working hard this morning though, and feeling ok about it atm",
"Downing a glass of ginger ale and then relishing an early evening in bed with 'Because I Said So' on Lifetime.",
"feeling rather peckish...no dinner for at least 2 hours wah",
"j. alexanders... i`m sorry nintendo, but if i`m in a collared shirt then chances are you`re staying home tonight",
"right my fellow fluffy flasher! I must go to bed, sorry I hope everything is working properly 2moro and we can chat! love u x",
"Dann and I are in Vegas. We misconnected and our next flight is at 4:45 to Midway. Tonight I will be in a hotel w/o undies",
"I`m SO out of it this morning, that don`t know if coffee or energy drink will help me get going this morning",
"hahaha tempting! but nvm la. i`m quite a klutz. i actually fare better with my hp cam LOL",
"Definitely need to work out after this business trip- too much free food and alcohol. I`m sure I`ve gained a few pounds.",
"I spent 3 hours sitting out in the sun - picnic lunch + ice cream = win. We should have had a BBQ today",
"Good!! Busy as heck but good. Feeling yucky at the moment.",
"She could spend the rest of the night in her room. At least ONE of you could be happy with a glass of wine. #surlytween",
"super late for work, and got an earful from the PSYCHOPATH. GRRRR! Day, please get better",
"thanks amy, its full of hotness",
"nm. dang, you on NOW but i gotta bounce in like 4 minutes i`m just chilling. the usual.",
"Lots of things Nico. Gud news: I have a job Bad news: Its in the middle of nowhere. Got my phone 4 twitter but cnt play videos.",
"Got the sniffles I SO don`t want to get sick - I don`t need this.",
"I know what would make me really tired, put me to sleep and I would sleep good! ...RICE!!! Lmao!",
"http://twitpic.com/4w9h2 better in person had to send u this, I feel like mouse from 'The American Tail' . Over in RI!",
"I`m a minute in and I want to strangle the used car salesman doing the presentation. Is he related to the ShamWOW guy?",
"_Logos nope my computer right now is in need of a power supply so im useing an old office machine",
"Its a real shame that its not nice and sunny outside, it would of been nice to have another BBQ NVM....",
"Sicky sicky sucks on such a lovely day",
"night night twits! im so glad I will be waking up to a saturday off work!! printer has broke though",
"_ haha tell me about. I`ve had this feeling everyday of this week",
"Holy **** it`s super sunny, Friday and Whitsun, my tube is deeeesearted. Wish I was in the park http://tinyurl.com/ns2l55",
"aww yeah, it`s more fun revising with others but you get distracted easier >.< yeah I`m tired, revising history",
"YAWN! Ow, caught a cramp maybe I should take a nap",
"Scary lightning and thunder I`m glad it`s over now. Going to sleep, I hope I`m not late to school tomorow again. Haha",
"last leg of my travels today. totally exhausted, but thank goodness 'Ed' is keeping me company",
"Ok, so I know it`s nearly 10:30pm here but made me want some ice cream... I can`t get the Italian stuff though",
"went swimming with the fam for over 2 hours! we`re a little toasty",
"like why the **** am i still up...maybe because im drunk as hell and had a great time tonight..**** was crazy",
"Let the Right One In? Aparently Drag Me to Hell also has some horrible cat nastiness",
"_val_4_now not sure what youre talking about...im not on a ferris wheel im on my couch!",
"Just ran hair first into spiderweb full of baby spiders...i almost set my own hair on fire to get rid of them! Almost.",
"http://twitpic.com/4wu0a - Sunny day at vivocity, yupz just showered.. Runs into airconditioned mall..",
"go to my father`s house or not?!that is the question...domestic food and people around me vs my bed,my tv and my world...dont know",
"great. my mom is pissed at me, so she sent me to the asbestos filled backroom",
"Well that just sucks. Good way to make me feel bad",
"i know how annoying that can be! but theres a german saying`pleasant anticipation is the greatest pleasure`(own translation)",
"but that is the only logical reason why you`d get hollered at 3x in the past hour. but what is dnw?",
"I woke up at 5:45. Didn`t have a full bladder, wasn`t sick... And to top it off, I went for a run. Now I wanna go back to bed",
"frustrated. I just found out our sitter isn`t avail. tonight. now what? no TKD test 4 me I guess good thing I`m married to the instructor",
"Beers & whiskey = awesomness, work in 8 hours = sourness",
"I feel for you, that sounds like how Kiya was last night all I can say is get comfy on the couch and enjoy the cuddles!",
"you? hungover? never I am not hungover & I don`t know how. I think it may be my new superpower. Is la Whalen at home? ****",
"dear a)stop snoring and b) move from the middle of the bed, please.",
"My parents withdrew permission at the last moment, I am not going along with tomorrow`s SAC trip to IDP camps #Pakistan #IDPRelief",
"28� in VanCity? Holy shizz. I will be home soon kids!",
"Yeah yeah? How the heck are you anyway? Sastch it up again this year? I had to bail out for lack of expenses",
"Did you know if you want to stay cool all day use a shower gel or bath wash with peppermint in it",
"http://twitpic.com/66shw - Just took this for class just 5 minutes ago its awsome being here too bad i graduate next year",
"ooooh.... I have a headache. Got to go to work now",
"Oh, I is dubbed Breesaholic Insomniac #2 *feels special* oh! must add third Angel drink to post",
"_ci ewww poor you wish you all the best! thank God there is Rolland Garros this month isn`t?! ;P",
"Aarg, looks like I have to go home to Vegas this weekend. So much for Maker Faire",
"It would still involve me standing up. lol. Windows are too high up. Guess im just gonna have to go out",
"home=san diego, why did the san jose weather fallow me",
"You mustv`e read my mind. I WAS going, but now it`s thunderstorming AND I have to pick up the boys from the bus stop",
"Hopped up out the bed put my swwwaaaaggg oooonnnn! Then got back in the bed it`s raining",
"av ad a realy gd day wiv Ciara Connolly at park gate west kirby and new brighton.. fukin funny bt sunburnt.. luks like drivers arm",
"Dreary bus ride home. Im rubbing my eyes out but at least I didn`t spend the day in school. Over 12 hrs well spent",
"I`m sorry.....deep breaths, I started a program called panicaway...it has worked wonders.",
"My back is killing me... It won`t keep me from dropping it low...hope I got someone to pick it back up tho... LOL",
"Painting is hard work. Very tired. But satisfying to see God`s house getting prettier. And I like the yellow of Tim`s room.",
"think yourself lucky! I also broke all my fingers at school when a window sash broke with my fingers like pancakes on the sill",
"Somehow my alarm became an hour fast and I came to realize it as I was leaving the house.. It feels good having an early start",
"why does my body decide NOW is a good time to wake up every morning at 8?! Maybe Dean will wait for me in my dreams...",
"off to bed with my sore ****",
"possibly! NyQuil will get me through tonight though Doctors Monday! (I hope for the swine, just so I can be on google maps)..jk",
"_Mounce yes and it lasts way past my bedtime!",
"got an awesome hair cut todayyyy it looks so hottt haha doing homework",
"Tired, tired, tired.. Didn`t sleep well last night.. Thought too much.. Slept not much.. Glad that it`s almost weekend!",
"http://bit.ly/147HEU - don`t judge me. tucking myself in tonight mogwai on repeat",
"_oliver whats for breaky then, russtle something up for my hangover please our jamie lmao",
"i hope you feel better",
"We`ve just 16�C today&cold wind.. Want it 2b like 25� to 30�! I love hot weather! But I reaped the 1st strawberry yday!",
"almost died. Laptop screen was set to 100% brightness after I reinstalled Windows Vista. Got a headache now #insanedefaults",
"If it makes you feel any better.. My Saturday night is lame as well. I heart you",
"So my first aid shift started out with some excitement but now it`s kinda died down... I wish I could do this more often!",
"Can`t go out this weekend, 12 hours of exams next week prevent it Got my uni summerball next Sat though, should be good!"
] | 337 |
on my way to work. I`M SO HUNGRY! | [
"my skin is burning up so much",
"Boo Im lonely and bored",
" I can`t believe you tweeted that. It was our special moment",
"BREAKING NEWS: GM shares are currently trading below $1.00 at only $.88 per share!!",
"I`m so hunrgy right now and these heels kill me I can hardly walk in them",
" I`m suffering from the Internet that works bad, only sites hosted on russian servers are available for me",
" but...he`s..mine you told me a couple of weeks ago that you didn`t find any other guys hot apart from the ones you...",
"i feel less than nothin`.. lower than zero..",
" Im doing ok. I have a 15 year old going on 35 that is driving me crazy, but that comes with the territory, I guess.",
" i thought it was just me that was like really hot. My room is too hot to sleep in",
"Up earlier because of a stupid orthadontist appointment",
" wish we could come see u on Denver husband lost his job and can`t afford it",
"I think I killed my 6-mo old bromeliad. need a new pet plant.. or not.",
"() My chick wont shut up Will only stop chirping if i sit with the bloody thing.",
"#BSNL, Stupid net went down.. Been without email for a whole day",
"Shouldn`t sit weirdly at the pc, I know Im going to hit the deck once I get up"
] | [
"hahahah yeah, you`re right! Plus I`m Twitteraddict so, You`ll find me here all (well almost) day most likely",
"I`m off! Well, home... I will see you soon!",
"Hence the smiley face. ha ha ha ha. Lol yeah i`m hong to be tired as **** tomorrow. But guess what i do not care.",
"I`m so sleepy my head hurts. gnite lovers! See ya in that am !",
"couldn`t resist ? http://blip.fm/~5z7v3",
"Thanks, the more, the merrier",
"it was days yesterday and probably today that I wish I had taken the top off my jeep. I need help haha. IT`S FRICKEN HOT",
"Jumping im the shower after a long day of work it shall feel ahmazing I CAN MATH!",
"I can`t sleep... And now????",
"i know, right? i`m super-excited - i told y`all this is the busiest time of year for me",
"That was a fun show. Grabbing a bite to eat now.",
"Woke up really late today. Just had breakfast. Planning to stay home, watch TV shows and do nothing. Eat too.",
"I just managed to stab a piece of bhuja (hot, of course) into the roof of my mouth. Blood everywhere - well, at least in my mouth.",
"Gotta drop off some car parts for a buddy to press out, then to the dentist! http://yfrog.com/0a7v3j",
"On my flight headed 2 denver...see yall in a min",
"Happy Sammy is going 2 here 2morrow!! But unfortunatly I`m not gone be able 2 go 2 the club he performing @",
"hasa Lemon Cake in the oven and is going on to make Pork Casserole Domestic or what!",
"Just got out of work",
"Love how my printer decided to print all my blacks all marbled - 1hr before an interview for new work this morning.",
"Oh! I ate pizza last night too! I stupidly feel closer to you somehow!",
"i should be 'bus stalking' right now..i soo wish i were still meeting today",
"I would if I was drivin :\\ hahaha. but get me a Carol C. Special, yeah?",
"Grew fat today GSS was so hxc I saw a full house Chanel, JC, Pedder Red and Ferragamo! How great is the economic downturn.",
"Is sooo waking both of them up on my way back to SB good night america",
"Going home... with sore #eyes",
"It`s 11:05 and I`m already on my lunch break",
"Went to a Muslim marriage for the first time in my life. Came back with my stomach full of tasty briyani. Really like it very much.",
"is thinking today will be a longg day!",
"_ good to be back! It`s really late though and I just got back from scaring some people and I`m pleased but really tired",
"Missing my morning work out cause my bench press is back in Jakarta goodluck diga! Test will be easy peasy! Hehehe",
"back at school again. almost weekend. oh wait, i gotta work from eight to four tonight",
"good moring gonna take a shower, fix my hair and then Im going out .",
"LOL yea the fondue is on point... but that Chocolate Lava Cake is what you really want...but I wont be here Im Mon-Fri babes!",
"gotta get up in a few hours...booo gooodnight!",
"_85 Aaaargh help -it`s a conspiracy LOL! How are you today Lizzi?",
"I`m suppose to get up to go find sumthin to wear tomorrow but I can`t get up",
"Waking up at ungodly hours to go to work is starting to get old but at least the coffee is good",
"Yesterday and today was my weekend....back to work 2moro!",
"thinking about you http://mypict.me/Fuz",
"Feeling really good about my performance on the AP Government & Politics exam this morning. Going to lunch with Krista.",
"i do indeed have tonsillitis. the only good thing: ive been advised to eat lots of ice cream. [but no solid foods & im bed ridden.]",
"I`m dragging myself out of the low point. Slowly. And with wine to assist. Prob not v sensible but these lows don`t hit very often.",
"I really hope you see my tweets. Sent you so much, I swear. Do a tour in the Philippines, please? *prays*",
"I don`t think I can bear such cuteness this early in the day! Kudos to Fair Empress",
"ITO EN Tea Apple IS DELICIOUS!!!!!!!!!! (looks like I need to go to Don Quihote to buy more!!) goodnight",
"_Hammond Were on the way home from a night in London! Was lovely! Now working all weekend and Monday when the weathers nice x",
"Are you sure you want to know? It`s http://bit.ly/AUuAC - it makes me want to run. In other news: Happy Star Wars Day!",
"is looking forward to tonight`s dinner date with Mom; is gymming this afternoon; started 'bawas kanin' (less rice) movement; is celibate.",
"If I were a transformer... I`d step on people just to hear them *squoosh*. But I`m not so I guess I`ll just have a cup of coffee instead.",
"Finally, a beautiful, sunny day in Atlanta. Too bad I`m stuck inside working...",
"spending the night with mom and Tommy.. just ordered Pizza Hut.. yum!",
"UGH... I am soooo drag assing today but on a brighter note I got my G1 update & it is the biznesssss!",
"I`ve got cups but you gotta come get them",
"Finally off work...long night. Hangin with",
"nuthin much just gettin ready 2 head bk 2 wrk n u???",
"thankyou sugaaar btw I`ll leave this town on 7, really hope could see you next time ya ra. Skrg sempit bgt sih waktunya ya",
"Check out my latest FB post. (Things I want to happen). I don`t think you can miss it.",
"in anticipation of him making me a cup of tea, I`m agreeing. Now it must happen! No, he is awesome.",
"cant contain myself, tooooooo excited",
"I have to start eating healthy",
"mmm... hot chocolate, ugboots and topgear... life is good.",
"If I loved this any more I`d streak thru the hood damnit ! I`m pumped",
"tomorrow is mothers day. so good food & presents for mom. good to be back & go to the junction with the coolest people at ollies",
"Happy Friday Dance, no rain and I`m about outta here..till 2morrow I sat the saturday morning shift, but its still all good",
"strange, that is exactly the chapter god laid on my heart to read in The Message yeaterday morning...He works in mysterious ways",
"_AnGeL84 Awww i hope you feel better love...this weather is crazy...",
"Boring. Sunny Monday. No school. Tired. Lazy. Hungry. Yeah, in a great mood!",
"like almost above my sholders",
"$y_Spitta Was caught in traffic around the Howlin Wolf for about 30mins. I was wondering WTH was going on.....musta been nice!",
"Landon now announces, 'Big poopy coming!' every time. I`m just waiting for him to yell that in a store for the first time",
"I`m on Twitter now... how cool am I? and now let`s go to McDo",
"been working all day, finally relaxing!! i miss you",
"I mean i`m tired, and sooooo freakin in love with my .",
"Great day. And another one awaits",
"on my way too school. be back later...",
"most of da time on gtalk ! pls make my follow count 600",
"Up and washed I`m clothing myself as I type xD WOOOO",
"im in schaumburg rite now ... and u want ice cream lol its type chilly outside lol i got ice cream here",
"Went on a short flight around the Geelong waterfront. Surprised at how well I handled it, as I`m still exhausted from last weeks meetup",
"had nutella croissant+mango+melon+coffee and a lovely stalk of iris for breakfast in bed courtesy of N Have the house to myself til noon",
"Oooommmmggg, you probs will, too busy to slay properly for a while Hopefully I`ll stay ahead doing 1 task a week!",
"is finally gotten online after logging 200km over the last two days on errands as the family driver http://plurk.com/p/wxz12",
"oo, oo, I must compete... let me login to my work email to see if I can top that",
"All this talk of buttershots has me wanting some! Maybe I`ll have a small bit over ice, I haven`t had any since faire.",
"_fr Yes I saw the Village but the restaurant in the Village Square has a sign above it that reads 'Digestif.'",
"Watching 'P.S. I love you'. Eating chinese food. What else is there to do when you`re home alone on a Friday night!",
"Excited!!! Trousers on their way from Topshop, should be here in a couple of days",
"yayy!!! Im gonna see you today! I miss you!",
"Working on the store`s Facebook group, getting ready to relax and play some 360. I`m thinking Mercenaries 2 tonight; Me likey explosions",
"'we`ll do lunch' uhh...indoors though we are having a thunderstorm rolling in",
"After I water the plants I am headed to the farm. Don`t have any popcorn for the goats Katnip is looking good under saddle",
"hee hee - btw thanks for your LinkedIn tips - i`ve still to use them, but thanks in advance",
"Good morning. Just bought flowers for mothers day and now it`s breakfast time",
"I`m in the Starbucks with a cup of coffee http://yfrog.com/ehhmyj",
"aww i hope u find it soon i miss it. i cnt even use my cam w/o it, memory`s full. plus i wanna take it 2 SA this commin weekend.",
"early happy day of birth in case I don`t make it! Very tired from therapy today n just taking my medicine! misshu! Love ya!",
"OH SILENCE VERONA! I AM WANTING TO GO jaja, enjoyyitverymuch and bring me phothos of Danny and dougie ?",
"Back from Worcester. My work week starts on Friday at 2:30.",
"is sitting at home wishing that i didnt have to work today. ask for it off and still have to work",
"addict? Me? Okay I admit I need help BUT... I have been writing hits big bro. I really really have *smile*",
"And, I`m accumulating money again, so I can use a fancy finance app. Thinking of getting another CD or an IRA. saving for a house. crazy!",
"6th street was amazing this weekend!!! The wedding was fantastic.. but im really really tired at work from the long eventful weekend",
"Oh, I see! So it`s like, morning there, right? Happy breakfast! *thumbs up*",
"I WISH YOU WERE GOING TOO! are you still coming to nicoles preprom? Can`t wait for preprom!!!!",
"I Need a freaking adventure.",
"tired but have a lot to do. Looking forward to tabletop gaming tomorrow as a break from my constant programming",
"Ginger biscuits rule !!! (by the way, I urgently need weight scales )",
"Im fine also..up way to early..lol...soo those r all ur dogs? to kut3 ..i def want a pit! lol",
"_traveler I want the Tix! Oh, right. I`m know where near Vacaville Ca.",
"had delicious pav + bhaaji + finely chopped onion + little dash of lemon Yummy!",
"I feel funny. Hmmp, better be an amazing **** day. why not? I LOVE HOW I KNOW SAMMY ROVIN GOT A TEXT ABOUT THIS TWEET <3333",
"_y time really flies my frd..how`s you love-hunting mission going? abt time to bring the sexy 'yu yung' jacket out",
"I need to go shopping with you...but I need to save my money",
"OMG Great Day Today Went To A Art Thingy And Noe I Really Want A Zune HD And The Bed Part Its Raining Come Out Mister Sun",
"Its been a fun afternoon for me trying though....BBQ`s out now though...feeling a bit sick",
"At wrk ...gtta come back tonite",
"Yup, indeed, like train announcements: Shortly we will arrive in K�lle",
"Currently in costa coffee im liking this place more and more. Were sat in the business lounge. ooo were businessy today.",
"I am on here..finally. AND YAY. seriously. that made my day oh fellow hell ruler",
"mmm...reconsituted meat products and week-old veggies...gotta love that rehydrated warm milk for breakfast"
] | 222 |
starting phase 1 of operation 'be productive'- pack clothes. can`t find pink tank top!! oh no!!! | [
" Speaking of fish, our company fish just died RIP Julio",
" the old blue G4 is too slow to code on nowadays, I have a laptop I`ve borrowed from work ++ lets me lounge while I browse",
"Stressed out fro work and having a drink",
"Is sad that her brother is having a bad day",
"i miss oklahomaaaaa listening to citizen cope til i pass out.",
" Totally unsurprised that Dave isn`t coming back to 10. But Annalisa is wrong for it, opposite of big warm mellow Dave.",
" i`m praying for you. Sorry to hear about your bro, man",
" left. so sad. waiting for mom to come home. want to have papa johns for dinner.",
" It is sad... I feel bad when I hear it. They look like mid 30`s. It`s like something u wld see on lifetime",
"Not so good at remembering to do this twitter thing, sorry everybody! I leave for Tibet today...with a head cold",
" i missed the game",
"working on diffusing that irritation but this traffic sure isn`t helping mother F! it`s always real bad the days th@ i help plan stuff",
"Went out to get groceries...prices are inflating Gas went up another 10 cents to hit $2.49... #TCOT",
"TGIF... Hubby dragged me out to buy car parts. I am tired n cranky",
"people with mustaches get super powers and mustaches. no fair.",
"Why are we busy ugh I have the largest headache"
] | [
"Made breakfast for bf; went to sears to pass my drivers test! stayed with minh for a lil, sauna&spa with aunt, uncle & mom; FINALLY HOME",
"i sent one abrams and it was all surrounded with weather",
"Aww man. arrived. How-To Guide-less",
"A short 5.25 hours left to go at work",
"id poke u...on face book but u dont have 1 lol",
"its friday & every1 has plans but me..my mom is laser tagging w/ friends(haha)My brother is out..my sister and dad r working me-bf=alone",
"_truong sunbae* my bad jst scratch wht i said im talking nonsense here.. lol!!! enjoy the perfs",
"I need some cheering up",
"holllaaa.. i dont know what ur up doing but im trying to finish up some work for school... bout to go to bed though",
"is taking mommy to the airport.",
"With Aubrey at pearl!!!",
"Is coming to the end of his first shift 6.30 local",
"I heard that you can`t make it!!",
"when u go, LMK. Let`s go together",
"via : Found #geocache Head`s Up! http://coord.info/gc1ret6. Probably my only find of the day. http://bit.ly/JS3S4",
"is pumped and bummed all at the same time.......",
"the 14-24 is definitely going... sold the 70-200 and 200F2 is too HEAVY Think I`ll get away with the 50/85? #Twedding",
"I want to party down!",
"nat has a twitter acct!",
"What`s with the gloomy weather? The sun must be too tired to come out and play heading to victoria gardens for some impulse buys haha",
"_Kay2 welcome to Twitter babes! I know what you mean...still trying to figure this out",
"any gear you don`t use anymore and want to throw away?",
"Thanks to my assignment im off to work today!",
"lol awww lol i will i can`t do it now lol cauz i have to work but i will make one and tell you love you 2 oxoxoteambreezy",
"I don`t think our ISP is too happy with us this weekend!",
"I want my real keys back",
"Getting ready to meet Laura! Than training, even if I`m sick.",
"Massive morning.. I`m stuffed now",
"Why am I still upppp????? LOL. Work in less than 5 hours.",
"im going to cardiff today. shopping",
"? ? ? You can`t be 29...on Sugar Mountain...(or so people tell me...) ? ? ?",
"I want some ice cream",
"_Bizzle Checkin that out right now",
"Ok, back to packing. Have been sitting in car charging phone as charger was left @ home as well",
"just woke up..busy busy busy 2day...bake bbyshower cupcakes and jays bday cake, bleach hair again & see my boo",
"It`s a an MK mentality...I think",
"you can`t please everybody. http://plurk.com/p/x32rz",
"Taking the day off and doing absolutely nothing Studying begins on the morrow",
"The trip to Stockholm got cancelled To make it up I`m planning to do some shopping tomorrow, nothing makes a girl as happy like shopping",
"Getting Emilie in half an hour, should get up.... Have a nice day all! Talk later I hope",
"I wish I was going to Internet Week",
"why that`s a halo",
"a bedtime story pls....",
"Spendin time with ant before he`s gone for the night",
"i really need to go and start some more revision,biology or chemistry today me thinks",
"_cohen I am lost. Please help me find a good home.",
"But I don`t wanna ruin it Can`t I do it `spontaneously` first on paper, then copy that spontaneity onto the book? Please?!",
"btw , , , and , i ordered some of yer merch yesterday.! <33333333333",
"woop right am off to 'try' to get 2 sleep haha its 2 hot have a good nightt x",
"I could, but that would require today not to be a duvet day. I imagine that my outfit for the Wendyhouse will be photo worthy",
"yes! sober HAHAHA tanghaling tapat dude! haha WILD. i don`t knowwww plan plan before you go to US!",
"going to shower because i don`t want to smell at school tomorrow",
"OMG..5 days till 1st state exam!",
"I want some cookies.",
"In Kelantan! Good to be (sort of) home! :pI`m guilt stricken after having that turtle egg. Really. Won`t do it again. Really.",
"_**** i`m just about to start the second one theres only two up yeah?",
"And a good morning to you! Up early with a bad conscience, trying to make up for taking a day off yesterday, are we? :p",
"Lol... Its NOT the same!!!",
"Sum1 plz cheer me up",
"it`ll be close, but hopefully they can figure it out they`ll be eating nothing but those cookies for the week tho.",
"pooof .nirvana. Did that work? http://myloc.me/tDl",
"haha dont we ever do that before many times",
"Goin 2 eat some SMACKS 4 breakfast then getting started on my day- catch ya on the flipside- I really wish I cud go mobile-dang Bahrain",
"trying to get into the groove of studying heeelllppppp meeeeeeee",
"lol what!! where is it!",
"aww :/ kk I need to do a huge shopping trip at joshstore to get you also a joshmobile.. pft.",
"that reminds me, i need to pick up a mask 2mrw. Thanks I prefer not to take meds because i will b addicted",
"Trip to the zoo today",
"Speaking of which, we need to talk soon.",
"Sounds like fun... I think?! LOL! I naughty, should be ironing and watching NK **** on youtube instead! LMAO!",
"_rocks19 i have to break the twitterparty... im off home soon",
"_0981 LOL I was going to do some homework, but kind of got distracted... Again... Goodnight!",
"partied w/ @_SML, elitecamp, rock steady crew + the ladies (wow), and of course crazy legs - holla! lmao - sober. totally sober",
"In France it was last Friday and also the coming one, we are working",
"Off to work again. Yo ho, Yo ho, another day at the hell hole",
"Haih.. Cannot sleep lar..",
"Not really, injured so can`t do much exercise. The KG`s are coming on already. Also still looking to rent some place!! Fun times!",
"So you`re gonna make me go alllll the way to the store??? LOL I have to find one...I`ll Google. Thanks. LOL",
"is it seven yet?",
"This weekend is completely different from last weekend.",
"Love how my printer decided to print all my blacks all marbled - 1hr before an interview for new work this morning.",
"Is my picture showing?",
"cant send the dream story on twitter. sending on bebo mail x",
"im only on 1800 lol",
"BOOYA!! Sup Tweeps!? Happy inFAMOUS day to you all, off to get it very soon. Can`t wait to play, need to find some more time though",
"Oh no!! Hope they get you in soon and can make you feel all better. Hugs from the other coast!!",
"started a great mother`s day season!",
"those workmen extending R block can`t start this early surely.. its 7:45am and already they`re making a racket and woken me up!",
"_m yeeee so wassup?",
"I want to get super pretty and i want a cig",
"Is Charleston bound for the day",
"Ace @ the exams!",
"pfft, cydia apps ftw, code on the phone, make, reload springboard",
"http://twitpic.com/4wsy6 - Beauty. Going out now!",
"Morning! Bank Holiday Monday and the sun has gone - typical! Hospital for knee at 2:30 and then training at 6. Another bust day",
"_pooh what kind of party do we got going now?",
"In the university with hungry!!",
": 3 hrs to go pa ako",
"28� in VanCity? Holy shizz. I will be home soon kids!",
"happy almost mother`s day",
"Played with FontStruct http://is.gd/ejE uploaded to dafont, 16k downloads & top of its category http://is.gd/wyyp Very wtf moment for me",
"Off to study! later guys",
"morning everyone! another dat of school",
"It`s natsmith88 last Friday today",
"Headed to drop my lil cuz off at the bus stop! Then its back to the bed to read my book! relaXin on my day off.",
"You mustv`e read my mind. I WAS going, but now it`s thunderstorming AND I have to pick up the boys from the bus stop",
"http://twitpic.com/4wf30 - EEEEEEEEEEE!!!!! IT CAME!!!!",
"Right now at my second gig !!! Sippinn on guess whut ? Water we sta focused we are on the job",
"Got back and putting in the laundry. We got in there last o well as long as its clean. #DSAA09",
"paris 2moro!! i have to pack...ill wake up at 8 yes: dance lesson at 9 !!",
"Okay I`m about to 'crawl' into bed and ummm ummm. We are about to talk. We need to talk about somethings, Good Night Tweeters.",
"where were u? (via ) - Meetings...",
"Lets leave the nervousness until tomorrow!",
"STEPHEN KING FO SHO",
"The heat is here!!!",
"i work in youth justice",
"audiotistic! sneak your little butt in",
"http://twitpic.com/4wgoi - At bus boys and poets ordering medici and white chocolate banana bread pudding !!",
"It`s a Peter & Gordon morning -> And I, go to pieces and I wanna hide / Go to pieces and I almost die / Ever... ? http://blip.fm/~5yk38",
"Need to buy a bluetooth device for machine"
] | 387 |
_xo hey chick u alryt u at dads tmoro we sud do sumin aen like last week we neva dun oot this week lol missed you ha bye hun **** | [
"falling asleep and waking to gun shots arent fun",
"So, I`m at the point now that it has become apparent that having a degree means jack ****.",
"its freezing cold! i cant function right in this type of weather. starving to the max",
" My Friday made me miss high school",
"Oh MAN !! I was going to connect my old school Nintendo to play mario games. And is not in the bag I gotta search for it.",
" oh the noon? I don`t know if I can make that one...I only get 30 min for lunch",
" i`m sorry! lol i have never had, like, actual time to spend there unfortunately. everything`s always been INSANE when i go",
"having my hair dyed today ugh im bored. still tired from friday lol. swear down bossman ;)",
"producing the 6 with then anchoring... and a sad goodbye to Miss Lynne Ashminov we will miss you!",
"Got an email from telling me I could have got my monday flight to SFO cheaper & Biz class if I had booked it tomorrow",
" I dint dump anyone. It`s always me who gets dumped and blamed. That`s why I don`t believe in relationships. #twpp",
"Back to reality... boo",
"Zach G. gets an extensive profile in this weekend`s NY Times Magazine. The chances of us falling in love are getting fewer and fewer.",
"3 hours of sleep and a mild hangover = carelessness and the loss of a brand new ipod pouch",
"28deg C in here, all this tech in my room does have the major downside of a lot of heat, doesn`t help its hot outside 2",
" i tried listenin to music 4 half an hour! Tried readin a really boring book-still wide awake!"
] | [
"someone came in when I was sleeping off my national passtime and turned me human",
"Yeah man, been a while since I heard you spittin`.",
"hey there how are you going? looking forward to weekend, sadly im workin both sat sun",
"_michele but sometimes not having to say nice things all the time is kinda fun *teehee*and now I`ll put this back on as well *halo*",
"well thank your phone for me.",
"i was helping my dad re decorate my bedroom. time 4 a shower!",
"I`m getting back into again",
"Just got my heart ripped out i love you guys",
"Hey Ruthie girl... u send me all these lovely twitts but never respond! I`m hurt... how`s Mikey and Dion?",
"Finally off work...long night. Hangin with",
"I wish I could...but I`m @ work when she`s on...",
"did not understand anything you said",
"_LOCA thank you babe What are you doin this evening?",
"Yesterday and today was my weekend....back to work 2moro!",
"waiting for my mom to get home",
"great night hangin out with my family... mom and dad loved the extra company tonight! can`t wait for FRC Pcola Tomorrow",
"Who was it that said Vive le difference to me only the other day? ;-)",
"Sorry your day was so bad Gettin the drink on, good plan!",
"Goood Dayy Beeen shopping, didn`t get what I wanted though But my best friend has comeeee homeeee!! XD Ily Shannii x",
"_city Hey, u like FOB 2! Follow me, luv 2 talk more, looking 4 frineds + followers! ~Ellen~",
"Yea its nice! But im only here for a weekend!",
"ooh how is Milan? i could do with a holiday! Bfoyf is off to Geneva today visiting fam so ive got a weekend on my own",
"Umm yeah. That`s probably a pretty good note to self because eeeeeewwwwwwww.",
"won`t be able to manage 3 nights babe, have lil ones depending on me here!! ****",
"Hi Jordan i`m gonna all of u...I know ur busy and i know ur probably tired. but please reschedule NC. don`t leave us out.",
"following `cause ordered it",
"I hope for a speedy recovery for you!",
"Off from work now!",
"went OUT 4 a meet up & MAY B hangin & or hittin a club or bar IF the car holds up LOL :-P",
"'We did it we did it oh yea yea yea no eating here tonite woo eating here tonight no no no eating here tonite you on a diet' finding nemo",
"so neat hearing U on kiddshow today wish I was there",
"AH! so nice to be back on bike commute although three days off and my (what google sez are called) my quadriceps literally screaming. gah",
"awlll mann we should meet up this summa or something!",
"Oh noes. Hope you feel better soon. My head sympathizes with yours.",
"(bye) plurk out muna. will be back when im done reading the book http://plurk.com/p/rq9c7",
"aw anytime, boo. I realized that all I need to have some fun are you guys. We should change our pics to the poofy hair ones!",
"(that was a btw -_-)",
"that`s what i was last night",
"home form school...its a long weekend most ppl would be happy but im not...im still mad and sad about him",
"Its time for me to pack up at work now and have not had much time for twitter! Thank you for any follow fridays. Be back later!",
"just got home but about to leave again",
"I DIDDDD. I MET THEM AGAIN",
"I`m glad you threw the tantrum! I was going to, but I don`t know her well enough yet Was she apologetic, darn her!?",
"lol, good luck with that ;) love your vid for YBWM",
"that`s no bueno...hope u feel better!",
"Thanks and Cheers back at you.",
"it doesn`t feel like a friday",
"that was delicious! lets have a walk sometimes with you and your hubby.. and others! me misses you",
"Aww that sucks It wasn`t that long though but Dianne was SO cute as usual <3 Hopeflly some1 mite put it on youtube :S",
"Friends are gone. Sushi, movies, laughter. Just what I needed. FUN!",
"the times they are a changing",
"yep i am.got back this morning. NFg were fab last night, but i cant go tomorrow you getting MS ticket soon? 4weeks away",
"u have a lot but the bad thing is we r gonna have finals all next week",
"at homee..boring but its okiee gonna see the boyfriend and his momma tomorrow for momma dayy",
"Same to your mom too pril",
"http://twitpic.com/4wlpv - whooooooooooooa!!!!!!!!!!!! ang ganda ko dito ha!!! thank you!",
"awwwwwwwwww thats jus...awwwww.did she get to start again like?",
"Thank you so much Me neitherrrr!",
"Forget completely abt uploading the assignemtn. Only remmebered cos of ur twit.",
"sam and sean are teasing me saying they are gonna get wings without me",
"*hugs* I`m so sorry.. anything I can do?",
"_Laurie your dad is a superman for pulling through! Take it easy",
"Hi to you too.",
"your not in school",
"lol, I`ve just realised that i`ve been sending messages that were meant to be to you, to a page that doesn`t exist",
"thanks for the #followfriday",
"thank you for accepting my request!! must take care of my little girl, maybe i write back later",
"Aww just read your tweet. I`m not sure about later either (work too) feel it for us",
"where were u? (via ) - Meetings...",
"i guess it wasnt meant to be..",
"'Thank god you didn`t go **** until after you had me...'",
"Wow! Some person u are!",
"good catch! Thanks a bunch- have to put up a new widget.",
"haha I fail just remember sohcahtoa xD",
"Awh I forgot you had the pox Hope you get better soon!",
"i really should be in a bad mood. but.",
"BTW, hey ppl. lol TGIF. Hopefully ur day is gr8. Mine is aight. Feeling like it kinda sux I got no plans 4 the wknd....",
"happy birthdayyy! hope you have an awesome day. didn`t see you at next last night!",
"My frist post... Off to find a new car for my parents, exciting!",
"chillin wassup ma?? ayo in cali my day just started idk where u r but u have a gud day YA diggg",
"speakerphone with the bestie love that kid http://tinyurl.com/qxyc2n",
"Haha! just overheard on the us. 3 yrold to mom 'mom, I think I should learn to read today'",
"awww wish I was there! Have a brew for me B!",
"1 month ahaha. AND i dunno if I can go tomorrow LMAO cause i went today Freakin filipino parents AHA",
"1 month ahaha. AND i dunno if I can go tomorrow LMAO cause i went today Freakin filipino parents AHA",
"Ay dios mio! 2 weeks left of college!!! AH CAN`T WAIT!!",
"Going to meet the new family I`m babysitting for... Wish I was still sleeeeping",
"back home early for once - wow this thing is getting addictive..................**** u phil XD",
"Thank you so much for the Retweet x",
"http://twitpic.com/4wk9i - I should really try a different pose some time.",
"_ thats coz we love you",
"perhaps because it`s 3 am Minday morning",
"baby I`m in maryland I`m NOT gonna make it BUT I will see ur sexy **** next sat in camden VIP....come early n hang!!!!!",
"just wanted to say that I <3 ur music(both the scene aesthetic n Danger Radio) Hopefully i will get to see u guys 1 day",
"Thanks to all who follow me ... wish ya`ll the best ;)",
"heyy dude, yuup thats it really hows your monday? x",
"Ahh man, and im off NEXT weekend",
"I missed u. Stop defending urself. Your true fans are with u U`re the best. And for me u didn`t change. -Ur biggest french fan!",
"oh! so this could well be your last post!",
"i hope that happens tomorrow, then ill be there ;) (Providing my dad gets better to take me )",
"http://twitpic.com/4qpzx - i love you guys you`re the best",
"gah! didn`t realize my meeting was from 9-12",
"You know who helps me almost everyday?",
"Have fun amorsote even tho u forgot my bday which is today",
"IM SOWWIE I WAS A LIL LATE LOL it looked good though ;)",
"staying afterschool today not that i have any 'friends' on here - but if i did , i`d tell `em to text me ! lol [ likin` us <3 ]",
"ah same how was oliver?? so anooyed i couldnt come. we are the only ones with twiiter its great! x",
"- Bless you as well sweetie, and i hope you have a wonderful weekend",
"welcome back to school, don`t study too hard, take time off and smell roses too",
"Hey Girlie, How are you doing?",
"Are you shattered after that long week? Thats a pity about tomorrow night",
"Just noticed didn`t get the location right again! Maybe a way to preview it before sending would be handy??",
"Someone make me a cofffeeeeeee......",
"On the way to home",
"_Layne you`re welcome sweety! muah! xoxox luv ya!",
"Why didn`t my favorite spotters last tweet go to my phone",
"Up a little.. Good luck to tam and robert who each have 25% of me. Cant text at the table",
"hope u did alright on the final",
"good afternoon, hope you have a great week",
"cuz ima always late haha dammit she got me good"
] | 236 |
http://twitpic.com/4wfs8 - You are so weird. You need to lay off the smokes, because you`re talking to yourself. | [
"And why do they think 'how much they want it' is a factor? I really want to be 19 and fit again, but that`s just not going to happen",
"Going out to Miranda shopping centre to spend time with the family, before going away for 2 weeks to Malaysia. Gonna miss them!",
"is back from the park and is very sunburnt cant wait 4 2night,and is gonna get smashed..bein sober jst wnt b as fun!",
" Didn`t work for me Except when I used the word autofollow and got followed by an bot selling an autofollow program.",
"still no pool key. wth. it`s even hot out today.",
"is soooo over school...maybe sick..all week *evil laugh*",
" now my heart isnt cold but im still missing you.",
"I`m very sorry for the little disturbance at #SAPInsidetrack in Palo Alto! Just went into a debugging session when lines unmuted",
"_ryall What if I thought I was a Star Trek person but I wasn`t all that crazy about the new movie?",
"Just woke up. I dreamed I had 9 new emails! Sadly, it was just a dream",
" my heart just broke a little ... and by a little i mean a lot",
"Isnt looking forward to going back to work. 3 days off isnt long enough",
" I think you and Tamera should have your own show anyway...the CW or ABC fam is not appreciating you like they should.",
" Oh I see who u mean now-tht heltershelter person lol. yer looks scary",
"Sad that everyone is leaving me.",
"This sars has really got me down."
] | [
"I really don`t want to send it over this site....it`s kinds private...",
": thx for the follow!",
"I don`t know how you do it",
"_anekie ok darl, i will suggest you to the MUA (Tracie Weaver), as she`ll be making the decision",
"i want to sleep XD !!!! but i have a song in my head that make me crazy and dont know if i write the song or not hahhaha",
"hey, have a great gig! We`ll have to do exchange of tracks via ze emayal I`m all lost in loops right now and still writing ****",
"like the sound of a tweet",
"is gaining weight. rather",
"rught brb on me ipod. if i randomly go off its cos me internet breaks",
"I`ve always been a ppl person just hid behind bad self confidence for 2 long u can do anything!",
"wish i was rollin with ya",
"@_JAYYTEE yea i knw",
"I love you, though!",
"haha good phone conversation cat lady! You`re gonna be homeless too you didn`t tell me u were having coffee!! coming tomorrow?",
"Speaking to my new tweeples.... getting acquainted with them... If you`ve never spoke to me.. Do so now",
"ACSM. it`s unfathomable. i think the other one .. and the .. is one that should be kept to the comfort of our bedrooms. yes?",
"_AnGeL84 Awww i hope you feel better love...this weather is crazy...",
"Entering twitter `lurk` mode, time to lock the keyboard, just poured me a whiskey",
"Whoah, slow down, you`re filling my screen! Maybe more effective if you spread tweets out?",
"Yay! Thank you.. Feels like ur yelling at us LOL",
"I don`t want to quit my job.",
"i got followed by one that says she doesn`t talk to 'god people'-i wonder if she talks to 'goddess people?'",
"Good to know I`m not alone in my confusion",
"addict? Me? Okay I admit I need help BUT... I have been writing hits big bro. I really really have *smile*",
"Sonny you are a mystery man! I`m into it thoughh.",
"Mooooooooornin` How are you? Are your legs ok?",
"why did u copy wot i wrote //hmm",
"we get so bored with routine.. lol!",
"I know... Sometimes it`s just letting go of it all for a while that makes the difference, eh?",
"Hehehe I didn`t really know that! Well, use your blog or Twitter to suggest interesting topics for ppl to engage in",
"'somebody calls you, and you answer quite slowly, a girl with kaleidoscope eyes' yeah, im normal.",
"karma is a **** ! i just got hung up on lol i`m still a big dawg though",
"- I read that as follows: 'I`m a what?! What`d I do? Yes, she is rather simple. I miss you dicks too... '",
"Doh! I`m an inside job LOLzor.",
"Ps Brian just announced his message title, 'what is in you will flow from you' My friend replied 'cheescake??' Ha!",
"(bullhorn] tell ur friends 2 follow me come onnnnnnnnnnnn ppl",
"I know how you feel. Takes far too much time out of my life!",
"IDIOTat)MilanQ Heyy. Th*nks For The Follow. Have A Good Night. (Frank_Whyte) #IDIOT",
"Nooooo!!!!! Dont You Dare! Lol =( Im Gonna Cry I <3 Your Hair!",
"I looked up some differents stuff for mine, today.",
"I need one too.",
"I just wish would send a bruh a DM `I won`t be on til` so I don`t waste my erection on a bot",
"You must like my song.",
"okay...just eat cookies && not share with me lol",
"that would mean me babe! but **** it my name is SUPER FREAKIN COOL! I give myself a pass! HA!",
"Hi Im Better... Drinking Hot Tea With honey ^^ ... Thanks... Take Care Plis",
"**** IT! I want to see that movie sooo bad. Don`t tell me anything. hehe.",
"hey! not much, you?",
"'might be interested' - thanks, I was: I came, I saw, I winced.. too much like Flatland http://bit.ly/12f0y",
"Wish I didn`t have to work today.",
"i`ve just woken up",
"but that is the only logical reason why you`d get hollered at 3x in the past hour. but what is dnw?",
"p.s. thought you were gonna follow me back on twit-har ?",
"i`d prefer 'observationally insightful', but call it as you see it. my ice cream`s just too fancy tonight.",
"Can`t change my profile or settings",
"It`s clear intellectually that severing my relationship was best, yet my heart seems 2 B in complete disagreement. It hurts so so much",
"http://bit.ly/QQe7B heres the link i`ll be talking to you on hereeeeee about it during the movie (x",
"BTW, Happy Star Wars Day... May the Fourth be with you! ROFLMAO...yes, I know I`m a total dork.",
": You must rest, don`t work hard How abt Cr-chan ?",
"_meow YEAH U Better BE !!",
"Should not drink cheap wine",
"that plain sux. kinda like cheers goin off the air.",
"LOL...I think it`s safe to say that we are not alone in our thinking!",
"hav a pork scratching",
"So you wouldn`t reply to my gorgeous hot pink shoe then?",
".. and you`re on twitter! Did the tavern bore you that much?",
"Right I now need breakfast. Let`s see if I can make it while Tweeting ;-) What am I thinking, I`m a bloke, multitasking is out lol",
"Omg! My dad called me a johny come lately haha because I`m slow haha",
"MARRRRRRRRRRY ME! <3 have fun partying tonight, have a drink for me, if only i was 18 i wud come there just to see you!",
"Too bad I can`t come! Enjoy urself tho.",
"okay, i`m out for a while back later!",
"It is possible to frown while eating a Frosty",
"lol yeah I guess you have a point",
"and what did i do to u kk thanks",
"http://twitpic.com/67fue - My formerly pretty car",
"ha! lemme know what you find (tho I suspect it will be a lot of complaints). Have a peaceful night my friend",
"I`m doing good thanks And yourself? and sorry, lil busy at the moment.",
"oof. perhaps it`s time to start a #moronmonday shout-out meme",
"oh! so this could well be your last post!",
"I slept entirely too long on my nap, but not long enough at the same time.",
"thanks! I`m totally bushed today though time for some coding",
"LOL I can imagine you doing that. Ken said to let you know he agreed with a gazillion percent of what was being said.",
"_Sanderson What`s with Twatter lately? Either I can`t get on or the replies don`t turn up!",
"_north27 http://twitpic.com/4jcjr - Mmm yummy... looks like an invitation to me",
"time to learn another language?",
"And you as well bro",
"omg in your pic youu look so cuute !",
"Listening to Jesse`s music & on MySpace. Also getting the hang of Twiiter. I feel that i need more followers. Don`t be shy!",
"sure. But be careful also of making statements that we don`t do it. Parallel ideas do happen. I`ve seen it myself.",
"OK - I`m out of here for now. Just popped in to say Hi and check on things. I`ll probably head to the guttah later on tonight",
"And what`s your blog entry about?",
"I wish I couldn`t wrap my head around it Hopefully it`ll wake up some people that say/think 'racism doesn`t exist anymore'",
"why, hello there How`s life on the other side of the screen?",
"sleep? what`s sleep again? I`ve seem to have forgottten the meaning. too much on my mind. or it`s just my usual insonmia.",
"what are u talking about??? since when dnt u trust me? this hurts... Im a good secret keeper",
"_Brown theres a holy version of hell? lol...i cant stop. i need for it to be a trending topic! be nice (*whispering #redmango)lol",
"Hey it`s that old writing avoidance Write 1 continuous flow non stop 4 10 mins=trick I use 2 loosen up gremlins!",
"Sexxxy tiiiiiimmmmmmeee!...whatever that means.",
"http://twitpic.com/4wlpv - whooooooooooooa!!!!!!!!!!!! ang ganda ko dito ha!!! thank you!",
"you have to follow me before i can dm ya",
"why not? its the most retarded thing someone could do at their 16th, and you know me- I like to be retarded. 8(",
"Boo, on both counts.",
"go on msn. i need to talk to you about something that happened today",
"Thanks! carry on the craziness again!!!",
"You can be Cinderelliiee",
"i don`t have any of that",
"its what i say why!!!! k4ge last day at the job today we wont be saying him around anymore",
"i won`t make u cry",
"talk to me isn`t a good idea? i`m going to buy a gift to my friend, so you have 20 mins...",
"sometimes ... you just have to write it off ... and start from the top of your tweet stream. The past has happened",
"_ryan Just...it`s quiet a bit of it tbh xD",
"I guess if you can`t accept me....i`ll have to keep it movin",
"Likewise. However, what was the comment about originally?",
"I liked it. Did you record it yourself? If so you have a very soothing voice.",
"http://twitpic.com/67ljj - As if teenagers need any more encouragement",
"I`m not either. We should have went out *snicker* Although I am enjoying listening to RR and my beer",
"i want to gooo",
"just had a gym sesh.",
"I`m concerned for that family",
"how do you twitter?"
] | 920 |
_zaboo its ok, it just hurts abit i thought i was doing a good job... if i was rude to people i could understand... x | [
"I`m at work and I`m still sick and I`m really pissed off about Sunday!!!",
"my attempt to sync facebook and twitter seems to have failed",
"Craving munchkins so bad.",
" those splinters look very painful...but you were being very heroic saving mr. Pickle",
" then how come I`m not uber successful? I`m not making the same mistakes, I`m making entirely new ones!",
" but i realllllllly want to. llike im really starting to hate PA. btw, i just messaged the great one known as dylan",
" I`d help you if I weren`t poorer than you lol! I`m mexican living in .mx, which automatically makes me 13 times poorer",
" Sadly, it doesn`t I was so hopeful after American Doll Posse, too ... it`s just so blah and vacant of dynamic.",
" no room for me smh",
" what did you think of the finale? I thought it was kind of a cheap way out",
"Tryin to figure out how to direct message and is gettin frustrated",
"****....game starts in 30 min!!",
" Im doing ok. I have a 15 year old going on 35 that is driving me crazy, but that comes with the territory, I guess.",
" no I won`t honey I got mad yrs to go , why am I crazy?",
"What happened with her??? Why is she being so wierd all of a sudden???",
"Tried to do an Audioboo recording but it` distorted due to the high volume #OBS"
] | [
"Awww! I was thinking about you lot up there! Glad you enjoyed it.",
"I`ve thought about it several times . got a few good friends there!",
"Err, I get that Now, with the TimThumb, what`s with the url?",
"*shrugs* So do I but it was too funny plus you know you enjoyed it Tweet **** .. Love you..",
"p.s. thought you were gonna follow me back on twit-har ?",
"Omg Beckky i love you! you should`ve won the 250G`s i was rootin for you.. hows things going?",
"i know its nice haha",
"I have drunk hickups. I had a pretty laid back, great night. But I still can`t help but be mad about the situation I put myself in",
"_Holden I must admit though, part of me didn`t want her to get through so she wouldn`t have to put herself through all that again.",
"I feel 5 pounds lighter",
"hoping i didn`t fail english. that would just be sad",
"errbody, please check out http://mscaseycarter.blogspot.com. id appreciate it a bunch.",
"haha it`s great. but i slept horribly last night.",
"It`s NOT good. 1 of our directors said we could go home and the other said back to work boo! It was good while it lasted.",
"Woot. just had my interview! went awsome! I didn`t get to talk with Mr. Johnny thought... oh well I still did really good!",
"Oh no!! Hope you get better for your show in Argentina! Good luck!",
"Darn, I had one and it slipped right through my fingers",
"No! I would like this! Yesterday, I talked with Alyso Stoner xD And Benton sent me a private messae and coment me here!",
"haha I wish! I have 1 filling that broke and 1 cavitie that needs to get fixed!!!",
"besides feeling sick...some things have made me feel particularly happy",
"lmao haha nice lolz it`s all good though. i can wait lol",
"....yup stil at work",
"awww NO. you`re not ugly.",
"I`m sorry you aren`t having a good day. cheer up though, your day doesn`t define you...",
"yes please and if you`re gone i might actually get some work done lol",
"But I got dibs on Sulu...",
"_Duerden JealousMUCH..I want to be outttt Not stuck in revising. You better have green dragon in my honour lol",
"Its been a slow day at home, one of my kids is sick . This little picture cheered me up http://is.gd/JrLa",
"Glad you like it took around 2 and a half hours, would have been less but i kept stopping for food breaks haha i was",
"aw honey... you just relaxin? That`s probably for the best.",
"http://twitpic.com/67k9w - - My besties. If only was there.",
"awww thanks lol - ermm what happened to the studying !? ha ha",
"you`re the absoute best",
"BTW: Does it offend you, yeah? - We are rockstars. Pretty ok.",
"irregularly. And Im (half-assedly) working on an essay. by saying half-assedly I really mean not at all. Words not even open",
"same. Was going to try warm milk but I`m lactose intolerant haha.",
"I`m okay. Ima go to the park and play some ball. Not in the best of moods. Got stress to relieve.",
"I`m a senior. I should of been already.",
"You rock my socks off! Sorry you have to go to BFE Maryland.",
"alives.... Less highness feeling.... Sometimes I hate that feelings.... Talking about an exhusband as if he`s dead is funny",
"SSSSSSSSSSMACK!!!! Get back at it girl! Are you doing WW?",
"Handed in. Can relax a bit now.",
"On my way to work wish I had more days off",
"http://twitpic.com/4jcxr - i meann look at what i just found lol",
"Yay! Thank you.. Feels like ur yelling at us LOL",
"U no that little prob with ur twitter that happen @ that old pep resteraunt! mayb this will help u fix it",
"it was a crazy time, nothing to be ashamed of that you were timid. you were osocute in your bashfulness",
"thanks for that twitpic, sure made me laugh",
"alright, I`ll let you slide on that one",
"Hey! So glad it`s Friday but not happy that I just ate a bad apple",
"I wish I could...but I`m @ work when she`s on...",
"i guessed my leg havent healed from the old injuries but i can still run though and kick ball! haha. but will sometimes fell a sharp pain",
"I tried replying to your mono lake tweet but dunno what happened. Just said I know that lake very well.",
"Yes, and I hope the show I promoted was clean..... lol Bella",
"wow that was easy! Thank you",
"I have to figure out how this works!! I don`t get it Hope you`re doing well!!!",
"Howz it going hun??",
"The sight of it made my afternoon",
"Had fun 2nite...i was pleasantly surprised",
"I was seeing only one side of it, but it looked interesting. And deep.",
"Trying my best not to share this lovely head cold",
"Sun has been making me happy =] Shame about work tonight x",
"i wish i was still in my jams",
"Note to self: don`t wear steel toes to the court house, I`m just sayin",
"girl a blunt is soooooooo in my thoughts right now. I had an absolutly GREAT day with a few stressors...come home",
"I`m such a saddo, haha. But that actually makes me really happy. Warrens dead though",
"Hey wow cheers for the insight ppl looks FUN oh im just stunned..it`s AWEOMSE!!! (robluketic live > http://ustre.am/2w5v)",
"_hansen Darn - I just realised 'pull the other one' would have been a *far* better response to your name suggestion",
"me? A doctor? *laughs* oh, no, no, no. I was _crane`s patient at Arkham Aslyum, but now I work for him",
"_peek mkay :/ did you tell him on msn? bfgurelgbsr yeah, i guess so, i don`t know if i like it, i`ll wait till i get your opinion",
"haha kk tell me when u remember",
"I`m here if u need to vent!",
"DOUGIE POYNTER REPLYED TO ME",
"aww-that`s my last one. Roo-Oop",
"Had a great day, apart from the fact that I bought a USB HUB and as soon as I plugged it in, it broke!!!! **** you Tesco!!!!!!",
"I BET BLACK PLANET, LOL, I DIDNT HAVE A PROBLEM WITH IT, BUT SHE WAS UGLY.",
"Then I guess that makes me Dot?",
"no bueno. hollykins needs to feel better asap. p.s. i miss you. you done with uni soon aren`t you? SOPROUDOFYOU.",
"I`m good, thanks. Hope you`re enjoying the weekend!",
"lol man i got 2 1 /2 hrs an iont how i woulda made it wit out my ramen noodles and t.v. Time",
"Afternoon from office My cubicle has been moved but not the system yippie! Mine is one of te few surviving 'good' system..",
"Yeahhh... thx. I figured it out",
"thanks for the feedback everyone",
"Got about 2 hours sleep.",
"hahaha! Guess you will have to reinforce your skates, haha... Remember who u r my friend, our semi-God with a gluten intolence",
"Hey babe, nothing much tryin to see what imma do at work today lol, look like the load isnt so bad.",
"Sometimes I wish Twitter had Facebook`s 'like' just so I could give you a thumbs up. Great job either way - I suck too btw",
"You realllllllllly just said that didn`t you?",
"oh ok I guess next time then!",
"thanks man! I appreciate it! You rock sir.",
"I thimk you were working on those muscles we love so much.",
"so did you watch? I`d forgottenmost of it, enjoyed re-seeing it, but paying for it today, my face doesnt bounce back anymore",
"thanks + agree http://bit.ly/7vIKc",
"i tryed that the other day but they werent giving up what they were using!",
"Off to Dollarama -- I wish I had a new job",
"I knew something was wrong with this guy. Now it`s been confirmed! Thanks for the pic!",
"Yay! I too had some joy in that department",
"hahahaha awww uduhn lun me no mor???",
"i`m trying to figure that out right now",
"ok that`s subtly saying i`m no longer a fave temme 1 thing - did the firangs steal your vocab? ur eating words and how!",
"http://twitpic.com/4w9h2 better in person had to send u this, I feel like mouse from 'The American Tail' . Over in RI!",
"just got back from donating blood",
"hope your day gets better soon!!",
"You gave me the inspiration for my last update.",
"??? ?????? - http://bit.ly/nAcK2",
"need to cheer up!",
"Whether that`s good or bad, I can`t disagree with you there.",
"woof, I wish I was allowed to go",
"super stressful day & can`t sleep...glad I found you your so sweet to take the time to make strangers feel good.",
"you mean the post concert blues ;) *lol* Well, I soooo know what you mean ...",
"I`ve been well, thx. Just getting up for an early morning meeting and wondering why I agreed to it. Don`t like getting up early",
"thank you! i was just playing that a moment ago, actually! a very different, even more chill version. *spooky*! haha.",
"i talk to you",
"Hoping the day gets better now",
"ack ~ of course i`m a person! but i think knows that",
"I wanted to beta test but saw the thread after the results were announced",
"Thanks to my assignment im off to work today!",
"*fretful look* Okay. But I think it`s mumbling something. It`s a bit muffled under the hat but it sounds like 'I need Lactose'.",
"Well, good luck then.",
"Cheers for that! Will have a look at that later and hopefully get sorted!"
] | 257 |
lost HIATUS noooooooooooooooooo D: back to school tomorow. back in 10TY () | [
"doing the awful online portuguese test!",
"toooo much outside killen my eyes",
" DAMMIT. I guess my baby daddy is some impostor then...i kid, i kid",
"Dam only 5 votes not gonna win anything now",
"Got back from Arizona yesterday. Moved the furniture and stuff out of the Arizona house and shipped it to Redwood City. How sad.",
" in bucher`s class?! i cried too!",
" I`m 25 in december that`s not good at all next big birthday is 30 after 21 it flys by for sure",
" I`m so sorry. I don`t understand why some people expect everyone to react to these things with the same 'poise' as themselves",
"Watching NHL playoff Game1 tomorrow night if anyone is interested, and I know that none of you are.",
" oh no, sorry to hear abt Firefox crashing on you.",
" I cant stand summer fever (for me) and when the weather gets really humid lol",
"_uk o2 - train from Bristol to London. It`s terrible - and no wifi",
" I work for Disney...not all it`s cracked up ta be.",
"Ouch just burned myself making soup for nico...",
"Bit devastated that I lost my entire documents folder on my home computer.",
" will have to wait on the recipe at Simply Recipes. Sorries!"
] | [
"Methinks it`s time to read A Doll`s House + Streetcar and get some quotes, and then PHYSICS!",
"That`s awesome! We have that this weekend too but I can`t go because I`m moving this Sat. I should be a lot of fun though",
"_Mak request me on bbm & send all ur contact info. Everything didn`t sync up from old phn I have ur tmail info haha - DATED!",
"haven`t twittered in forever. yeah, just had my sixteenth birthday party tonight",
"yayy you`ll can help me im doing my english homeworks which i had to do during the holidays >.<",
"It`ll be worth the wait, I`m busting a gut here.",
"finish some sketches und then go out an skate! Yeeeehaaa! got a new deck",
"www.myspace.com/fashionisthenextcity check out and started new tee`s limited edition in different ways !! check facebook group too",
"just got back from tori`s. watching shark boy and lava girl",
"Cant wait to leave work",
"In Y!M, when you sign in and sign out repeatedly, you`re not annoying.",
"http://twitpic.com/665to Less than 24 hours till the show! Oh and Lee broke his guitar at practice http://twitpic.com/660vv",
"Trying to put down some veggie soup, and watching Bride Wars while my body recovers. Hope I`ll spring back tomorrow",
"Everything is cool now. I wish the boy was able to talk.",
"for nearly a month!! So exciting",
"_mcc bye, Scotty! i`m gonna miss you. ily<333",
"so glad, I hope yall make it back down near New Orleans",
"Can`t wait 2 hand in work tomorrow then im practically finished for the year yay!!!!!!!",
"already missing my biddy bops home at mom`s for the night watching my little bro and getting some rest for my birthday party tomorrow :-D",
"Fight Club 10th anniversary re-enacting. Nice tattoos http://img.suicidegirls.com/media/albums/6/57/13576/658166.jpg",
"Well, there is THAT...",
"Lots of things Nico. Gud news: I have a job Bad news: Its in the middle of nowhere. Got my phone 4 twitter but cnt play videos.",
"LOL! Thanks glad I have the time off to spend with him! Can`t imagine trying to go into work right now.",
"Came back from Bishopstorford! Went to my Aunt`s wedding party by the way. It was fun! I got to see my cousins again after about 3 years",
"Check this video out -- ScriptGirl Report 05.08.09 http://bit.ly/hclXP ... I can officially now survive the weekend",
"this time there is a theme and it is 'purple'",
"they can`t be in their carriers anymore?",
"thanx for showin luv",
"cool its my P",
"_Robert ha that was ages ago! youre in LA right? the weather is much better there...",
"Photo: novusnovendo: EYECANDY + LIVE = like a ****! only he keeps his clothes on BUT he can take them... http://tumblr.com/x2k1wga72",
"Going out to down town with a friend, long time haven`t seen him...OKOK.. i am feeling fresh again",
"just showin some love to ya. and i`m really gonna miss Greg Beeman`s directing next season. ya`ll`s commentaries r so funny",
"Boo for being at work during #beatwittyparty but at least you`re still here!",
"no, dayuuum 5o`clock was better",
"Yes because I haven`t worn jeans in ages",
"wow, atleast u only have three weeks...I have two months to go Are u going away?",
"just for a little while.. to get an impression of how twitter-copy-topify",
"I can`t believe how fast this week has gone by",
"wassup with u this morning.",
"ahh I gtg but pls help me with number 3 I`ll come back later to see what u said haha plz and thank u",
"Take antibacterial to school to clean your hands when you cant go the loos",
"_diaz I did notice more men with kids in stores on Sat.I am heading to church and sing in the choir in the 1st & 2nd services.",
"wow that`s quite a long time for studying Good luck with the job hunting though.Yes also a Mac user (iMac) this side hehe",
"_rocks19 i have to break the twitterparty... im off home soon",
"#TFARP *takes a moment to translate, then nods* You`re quite welcome. Also, dear, it`s probably best if you stay here again-",
"at work......thinking about the rest of my finals...summer almost here",
"I used to have a remote for my tv.",
"Its 11:11...make a wish!",
"back in Durango. Chaperoning a party. interesting. catching up on my internet surfing and drinking a woodchuck. ha.",
"<<< Just like in HIMYM",
"Assignment actually looking pretty decent....so glad I changed my topic at the last minute",
"I Need a freaking adventure.",
"im disgusted as well and baron, spelling lessons homie!! haha it`s 'effort' and 'team' r u shwasty? shloshed? i love you",
"Boring. Sunny Monday. No school. Tired. Lazy. Hungry. Yeah, in a great mood!",
"Might be in the middle of a perfect weekend...",
"finishing one shift in 37 mins... drive half an hour and start all over again till 1am...and back in @ 11am tomorrow .. and its sunny",
"i havent seen you all week",
"learn learn!... we can learn together!",
"i was studying computing this year...bring as feck!! changing to plant science next year",
"can`t school just be done already? it hurts too much... seeing him every day",
"So I really need to put the laptop down & start getting ready for shindig...But I`ve missed my TwitterLoves all day",
"I need one more follower.",
"Just had some babi pangang. Now off to friends. Tomorrow it`s working time again",
"n case you missed the show yesterday - here`s a chance to listen again on the BBC iPlayer enjoy http://tiny.cc/oIkbK",
"Back at it after a weekend of working in the yard. Didn`t open the laptop once, and I`m thankful.",
"Wow seems like a lifetime since I been in here........never change to talktalk! Home phone n broadband not been workin 4 ova a week now",
"It`s 11:05 and I`m already on my lunch break",
"Think I`ll go enjoy the sun`s rays again...I LOVE being off work",
"Thought I`d check out home, that was 10 minutes ago, downloading update, now home square....that`s why I can`t be bothered with it Sony",
"i can be a good girl at school.. today i was!! i did it!! yayy",
"**** maaaaannnn.. its holidayzzzzz...",
"My goodbey pressents http://mobypicture.com/?uqi0h2",
"Glad I trudged through the first 60 pages of Anathem. Now on pg340...it`s been a long time since I wanted to call in sick just to read",
"Stress-free is the way to be",
"Such a fun night. I needed the break. PS- I love you man is effing hilarious! Good night twitter world. Sweet dreams",
"Must be time of month: Watering eyes AGAIN!: http://tinyurl.com/cuwj2b (speciaal voor : zo vind ik ze w�l leuk! )",
"On the way to home",
"#quitsmokingdiary 5 Weeks tomorrow since giving up YAAAAAAYY!!!! - I dont want to talk about it",
"i learnt something new today",
"at starbucks with my love. eff school. i have work later too.",
"In 24hrs time I will be at uni waiting to start my 1st exam, scary. I am working hard this morning though, and feeling ok about it atm",
"Well, good luck then.",
"haha I know. Sorry about all the typos in that last tweet...blehhh. ps - Because I Said So is sucha cute movie.. awww",
"http://pic.gd/63ef My college, My friends",
"CONGRATULATIONS on the test!",
"I have to start eating healthy",
"Last session of the day http://twitpic.com/67ezh",
"no more twitter in a while .. tweet tweet",
"Five o`clock can`t come any faster",
"also bored at school, its my third freelesson( freistunde )",
"My wiki project is going to have to wait another month But manager thinks I need loads of time to prepare + has halved my workload",
"Teaching people the beauty of twitter",
"_michele but sometimes not having to say nice things all the time is kinda fun *teehee*and now I`ll put this back on as well *halo*",
"My saying now http://bctiny.com/po4me",
"coraline was scary yesterday, didn`t puke luckily. ahaa. 1 week & 1 day till i`m 14 baby",
"happy almost mother`s day",
"Thanks Kashi! I was thinking the other day about how mad I am for doing myself a disservice by not taking 1 of ur classes.",
"You forgot moi #twpp",
"most of the time",
"Bom dia! FRIOOOO... que del�cia!!!! Good luck in your first day, Ju!",
"rap battling at second sat, now at the moviesss haha 'i swim in a lake of sex'- Matthew M. ( Ghosts of Girlfriends Past)",
"_Online When will the maintanance end? I would like to backup some stuff.",
"11:11 make a wish",
"Only 5mins till my baby`s back from work",
"Thanks New work will arrive in a few weeks",
"Hi Sharon Missed you on our x factor last year!! Come Back!! x",
"http://twitpic.com/4wsjr - Leisure Bay beach (I see the pic. wasn`t uploaded last time, grrr!)",
"Maths and Science were the strongest for me i think..dunno bout geography, only did like 1 day of study for 1/2 a year of work!",
"Training #Stud-Life: A fost Tiberiu Lovin la noi. Am aflat ca sunt imbecili peste tot. FUN",
"On a day like today. I am thankful for my mom`s teaching (proverbs 6:20-23) and thankful that she`s on twitter too! Love you",
"Still in the News Room..however; with audio to turn around! Just grabbed a tea. Looking forward to after 1 when I get out in this rain",
"Gonna WoW for a bit. Later, Twitter <3",
"Yep, one of those nights again.",
"yes! sober HAHAHA tanghaling tapat dude! haha WILD. i don`t knowwww plan plan before you go to US!",
"aight im out. off to see Spring Awakening. home we make it home in time to see Jay`s last show",
"I saw the best 1980s back combed poofy bangs this morning on a 30yo... 8 in high. By the time I turned around she was gone... no picture",
"remember the guy who 1st #tweetbud you! ~> _2890 help him get 900 flwrs & make him smile!",
"_09 ii No! GRR oooh Aiden Lol x",
"this is how we do itttt"
] | 72 |
A sunny morning in the Big K, with lawns to mow and a 2 mile to run to attempt, urgh | [
"sigh....it`s always so sad when you watch the series finale....no more green wing left to watch",
"I`m so sad, really really sad",
"nervous about going out tomorrow, cos its the first time since my daughter was born, she`s 2!!! HELP",
"just left & already misses Nashville be back sunday",
" LOL it`s not the army it`s starfleet, rules are meant to be broken to get the job done. That`s why he gets the medal",
" nooooooooooooooo! well the 4G will prob be out in June but that doesn`t help u now",
"Sad that the Statue of Liberty will completely reopen 2 weeks after our NYC trip.",
"whoops... not in my last tweet",
" JUST like to clarify that I am a unable to acc. review vibrators as have not testrun any. *not an invitaiton for freebies",
"My stomach is all EXPLODE from the wendys why is everything that tastes good bad for you?",
"Down again seems like it never gonna stop and I`ll never get what i want",
" I`m watching it at the moment -sighs- and straightening my hair which takes hours as my hair is so curly!!",
" Good work.I`ve only just managed to turn my studio on... I envy your productivity",
" That is super sad How is Bart etc holding up?",
"cars,,,,cars....cars.....I need one. ha ha. The one I found last night, that I wanted so bad! is now sold. And not to me",
"i have sore throat. that`s suck."
] | [
"Wow, a calm evening",
"This is for nicole � Its raining, make sure you bring an umbrella� See its not about the pack train I`m on today",
"is home whoott. Happy Mother`s Day Madre",
"lol, you can see the sunburnnn its not achurley that bad =| least i dont think it is xD http://tinyurl.com/njubcl",
"curing le hangover from an epic night, bruised `n battered from a hectic go-karting session. pretty satisfied thank you very much",
"had nutella croissant+mango+melon+coffee and a lovely stalk of iris for breakfast in bed courtesy of N Have the house to myself til noon",
"WOOHOO!!!!! nothing says a hot date night than a squeegee! LOL i`m watching Dora on noggin with my 2yr girl, hubs is at work",
"no problem! i think it`s a great thing to reflect on.",
"interesting day. good overall",
"Up and at em... got a big To Do List for today, and hubby has to work But then weekend is going to be just us... I think!",
"what are u doing now ??",
"So I get up early and I feel good about the day. I walk to work and I`m feeling alright. But guess what... I don`t work today.",
"nowhere babe ice come to do a few jobs here this morning *sigh*",
"I feel funny. Hmmp, better be an amazing **** day. why not? I LOVE HOW I KNOW SAMMY ROVIN GOT A TEXT ABOUT THIS TWEET <3333",
"the apartment is starting to feel like mine.",
"Inorite, humid as well",
"good morning/midday nation! FORMULA ONE IN ONE HOUR!",
"The mothers day classic went really well, despite the cold 5.30am start",
"More big hair rock for bank holiday Monday always seems fitting IMO ? http://blip.fm/~5jfuu",
"ahhh yay! I`m getting into it. Knockin` a lot out.",
"oh.. tnx for following cass.",
"@ Cleaning the house! going out at 3 to see a soccergame with friends",
"I want it NOW.. finally found what I wanted ..",
"DIVERSITY DIVERSITY DIVERSITY TODAYYYYYY!!!!!!!!!!!!!",
"feels at home to be back at church",
"I think it`s time to take a shower & get ready for the dayy. I hope we go shopping while we`re in Mason today. I want new clothes!!",
"_ess Since T will be away - COME TO TUCSON!!!",
"That`s how you go from series to season. The days of being an elite team are over in Dallas. EPL Derby Day tomorrow. Tell me what I miss.",
"new project @ work",
"*yaaaawwwwnnnn* thx to bank holiday... let`s see what today has prepared for us...",
"Days with cellstorms, I like it!",
"_2008 don`t be sorry you can race for charity or just for fun. I do this one for fun.",
"The dayem computer #twpp",
"supposed to be back Sun (via private jet btw#!:o) but mite hav to stay bymyself (thnk god) for another week & want Bruno!",
"Just sittin here waitin for my coffee to be full grown on farm town before going to bed",
"Gotta get ready to leave....Alec and I are going hunting outside of Volterra. This should be fun. Talk to everyone later.",
"Glad you are having a blast.",
"math is all that is left for the day, then the DMV",
"Just saw you on TV for the Best Job in the World. Good luck.",
"I want more followers.",
"Summer is finally here! Graduation in a week!",
"this evening,picking up n`pop and go for dinner at Ta Lum Tum Tum (som-tum),Major Avenue..decided to go home(not clubing tonite)..",
"bahaha.. Weekends are just too short.. Esp when it`s nice out! I wanna stop time like evie on outta this world! Morning!",
"I just realised how much i love sundays",
"A rare treat b/c we`re rarely ap and at `em that early! But we may make opening bell at the PDX Farmers Mkt a new goal.",
"One more day baby.",
"HAHAHAHAHAHHAAAA god Randy, I miss you! hope you`re having a great time buddy! catch a wave for me",
"11:11 make a wish",
"winding down, love having a low key day.",
"yw, it gets really hot there in the middle of the summer like 110+ but right now its perfect! and less then an hour away.",
"Early Mother`s Day dinner with the family",
"Thinking I`m super excited about this week!",
"Eating pancakes What is better than a day off with Stevie-J?",
"at workyy, trying to get on point with all that I have to do smile!! <3Lin-Man tonight!!",
"a bacon roll and a tea and the (hack)day is your friend #openhacklondon",
"so ready for dc tomorrow, photo trippin`",
"- going somewhat out of town? (x visitng uncle boyet & famm!",
"Done some book signings in Manchester. Nice people up there. Enjoy the week.",
"AWOOOOGAHHHHHH!!!! heheee hope you get some decently priced breakfast real quick, David",
"_Robert ha that was ages ago! youre in LA right? the weather is much better there...",
"I looked up some differents stuff for mine, today.",
"i`m not sure what stracchino is, but it sounds good.",
"lol trying to take after her old man eh? Good for her! hehehe very cute!",
"awww wish I was there! Have a brew for me B!",
"hi eric I hope your having a beautiful Saturday",
"Home from Whitney`s. No sleep. Church in a bit. Dangggg....I`m tired. But it was worth it",
"Just made breakfast for her mom",
"Yrbook signing w/ evryone was fun, I`m gna miss evrything",
"Is getting more and more excited about thorpe park tomorrow",
". Okay kool... I might be touring all summer long but we can make it happen!",
"Mother`s Day has been good for me",
"excellent good to see",
"Nothing like waking up slow in the morning. Docs appt today.",
"Munderday. I like that.",
"omg having so much fun watcing house bunny, courto isa a ledge for sending me link <3",
"Good Morning everybody and happy Mothers Day!!!!",
"It`s fun to see that glimpse of your life",
"hi holly i`ll volunteer to try it out first for u! hope ur having a fab weekend xoxox...",
"rainy season-- here it comes!",
"word?? ima be there this summer....just move back with me lol",
"Hi, i was just getting up now so i tought i could write something. Today i`m gonna go shopping! Soo fun, isn`****?",
"needs to escape from this town. getting ready. seeyuhhh.",
"Okay, make sure he`s alright kk? Cuidalo. Let him know he`s a got friend in us aha..",
"Tried on all the shoes in new look",
"that is definitely a blast from the past",
"i sent one abrams and it was all surrounded with weather",
"sitting in the parking lot-by myself i miss you baby. couple min til i gotta deal with a ****. then i`m peacin` out and hitting the gym",
"Good Morning and Happy Mothers Day everyone",
"On the way home.",
"http://twitpic.com/4wsk3 - too cute",
"Its a lovely day sky is clear birds are singing and i`m stuck in an office with on windows for 9 hours",
"Just finished Church. Happy Mother`s Day!",
"Monday morning bathing - soooo relaxing! If I was a lady of luxury I would start every day like this",
"YEA!! Way to go! Super excited for a great Midwest resource!!! Midwest pride!",
"Enjoying a beautiful day off by hanging around the house. Pam is making a cake, but she won`t give me any",
"so give me a quick update grace, you`ve quit the foodland job and you start at JB`s tomorrow full time? heaps exciting",
"About to clock into work",
"i learnt something new today",
"i like the optimism",
"been To beach+ nanny`s Just got back- roast Iater and then Pudding",
"The phones are lit up like christmas trees. Go to work people. You don`t have to get everything done on monday.",
"I`m feeling better now that I have something in my tummy",
"cambs will be better im sure! eeeeeeeeee under a week now we meeting on the Sunday?",
"Healthy Wishes. I may just start saying that.",
"i really wanted to go to surfers today",
"good morning tweetie world. have a great day, everyone.",
"Oh man now it`s raining...seatbelt now buckled...thanks bates for wishing I have a blow out and flip and burn up",
"sooo glad im home floridia was fun!! back in ATL. time to sleep....then back up to work!!! constant grind.",
"_Duerden JealousMUCH..I want to be outttt Not stuck in revising. You better have green dragon in my honour lol",
"FYI no internets until THURSTAG!!!! after saturday i have a feeling i will become 800x more productive during those days.",
"Going home to get clothes",
"Good BUT it`s supposed to storm later",
"http://twitpic.com/3ernb - Loving The Jumper",
"im just up :-| and its 12:43 :O im so lazy thank god its a bank holiday",
"thank god for some overcast and ivory. Trying to get my mom to take me out to lunch egh doesnt look like its gonna work.",
"Wants to go catch happy hour to get me a strawberry lemonade slush ( put me on them)...but i dont have my car...super",
"South Philly - Passyunk Square Area! Closer to two street.",
"Getting one of our field vehicles cleaned. Looks like our action hero governor wants to give me another furlough day. How nice of him",
"haha moms back today from a weekend away , her first words, ` whys the house so dirty?` i love life ..",
"Loads of little jobs to do today. Going to be playing walking themed music today from BrickMan"
] | 466 |
melissa_leah: my car wont start....... | [
"Cried Like A Fukn Baby Today Durin Da Senior Show...Ima Miss All My Senior Friends",
"63 days of summer holiday left, and they are going way too slow! When will school get here???",
"has now found a bug in the RHEL5 bnx2 driver Cant handle high packets per second (> 50k)",
" you`re missing the devil wears prada!!!!! sad...",
"Tonight`s SNL does not dissapoint. LOL",
"_girl - Bummer...mail came but package didn`t",
"Shower head broke while i was in the shower and shot straight @ my head.may get a welt later on from it",
"Okay haileys really gone now. everyone keep her in your prayers.",
" hmm...your blog won`t let me post a comment.",
" Internet 1 drawing 0 ....**** I`m backing up blackberry files which could take hours then to the drawing preps done",
"We are on the slowest train ever, it stops everywhere. Missed a quick train by a few minutes",
" I don`t think they sale Ciroc where I stay..****..thats just my luck",
"Sigh only 1 problem though i need to call Stooopid LIME aka Cable and Wireless and have them reconnect my interent 2 day without net sads",
"Was eating a tomato and it squirted all over me.",
"So it`s rainy in Georgia, what do I do? Wear bright colors and hope the sun comes out! (I`m doubtful that this is going to work)",
" don`t know it really hurt my arm. guess you have to booze me.. or just ask or if you don`t believe me!"
] | [
"_xo dang it, so its not certain ? ? ? are you okay?",
"had someone tell me tonight 'there are only 2 states to be in, QLD and Pissed'",
"I so want to be a part of Windows Clubhouse, but my WL Spaces blog is random, and not the place where I share Windows stuff",
"I`M A JUMP OFF A BRIDGE... NOT REALLY, BUT I WANT TO VOTE TELL THEM TO FIX IT, JUST 2 MORE DAYS YOU NEED TO WIN",
"haha so your having father daugter bonding time? Lol anyways I g2g work get on msn later I`ll be bored x",
"My whole body back pain treatment and detox starts Monday. Not looking forward to a summer of hot yoga and healthy food.",
"trying to record my audio source, maybe I need a specific program I`m good thank you hehe",
"Girsl night ! on my way to foam party No sleep tonight !!",
"_in_a_story Glad I`m not the only one. He`s our baby, and I`m terrified he`ll think we`re never coming back.",
"got a little scare tonight. couldnt fall back to sleep. so i started working on my digital imaging project. looking good.",
"Getting back my English minor exam soon. dum dum dum duuuum. Me and Margrete had a burping comp. haha. I WON",
"Home from Chelsea`s Jam sessions = <3 = Chelsea + Abby = I luh you.",
"wish I was feeling better...I`ve been holding a potential cold at bay for a few days now & I think it is winning...aches, cough",
"skipping school w/ carleigh today, both of us barley got an hr of sleep last nite. i got a new bby kitten! shes all black",
"Just thought about my hubby being deployed n now I got the blues I need a stiff drink but I`m breastfeeding so no booze for me :/ Ugh!!",
"wow this morning 8.15 hrs ding dong breakfastservice, was a surprise of Marjoleine, Guido and Dirk for mothersday.Mother hapy, father too",
"is working tomorrow all day so can`t do anything tonight Whats the plan for Saturday?",
"A mocha at 12:30am? My, you�re brave",
"I`m so sleepy my head hurts. gnite lovers! See ya in that am !",
"TweetDeck is acting really strange! Hum........ reinstall maybe. Update on the horizon? Or is it just another Adobe memory leak",
"re: the job ... still waiting my friend. Thanks for asking * I just need a little ... ;) * ? http://blip.fm/~5jehr",
"YAWN! Ow, caught a cramp maybe I should take a nap",
"almost done with my first day at the spa...I missed this place! Then headed to Fort Collins to close down casa de kent",
"a salt pig thing coz she broke her other one! lol do you guys even no wat a salt pig is?",
"Messed on these But I`m makin` it right! , , Best Holy Day wishes to you all!",
"Had a blood test today. Wasn`t too bad really. Needed to dash 2 Starbucks after to revive my spirits with a nice Iced latte & a bun.Yum!",
"U so dirrrrrty... Why oh why did I pick the Hawks I figured I needed a longshot and they were a better bet than CAR",
"_85 Aaaargh help -it`s a conspiracy LOL! How are you today Lizzi?",
"shift time bbye biochem waaaaahhhhhh!! http://plurk.com/p/wxizo",
"**** Latvian beaurocracy. As a non-resident I can`t publish my braille highway code. Another blind alley Woe is me. Anyone speak farsi?",
"Winding Down for the night. Rode the duc home from a B.B.Q. at my pops house. Time to pass out as soon as the adrenaline wears off!!!",
"had the lovliest night last night but was ruined by doctors inability to warn me of side effects. back again for more tests.",
"Oh, I didn`t realize its on at 830 as well- already at work- or as today still in the car, don`t ask",
"_tina @_adriii guys i am literally going to sydney in the june/july hols. can we meet? i wanna try one of those lindt cafes!",
"are you having a bad day?",
"I was SUPPOSED to be coming...life got in the way lol give my friends a wild time!!!",
"Circus was fun - I don`t have any hope of getting out of the parking lot - haven`t moved in 10 min",
"pooof .nirvana. Did that work? http://myloc.me/tDl",
"nothinbg home about to jump in the shower the streets is calling meeeeeeee what is it 4 tonight tell m",
"_lottie Not one of my favourite pastimes This weekend is a long weekend here so Monday I`m off to an Ice Show w/ the G/daughter ;)",
"its after 12 an man is texting me telling me that he wants to come over.i say i`m tired..lol..da punk says he`ll bring me redbull and KFC",
"In hysterics at Yaas` email <3 Am writing a speech for Speakers` and doing Food Technology...**** it`s good to be off school on a Monday",
"um...how long has it been since you slept?? startin to worry over here.. well i hope you are having fun... lots of love to you",
"-g`mornin` Twitterville took the day off from Tweet`n yesterday & I`m 'jonesing' to get back into it today",
"TGIF but its so rainy and blah outside! I need sun Trying to figure out what to do tonight, I want to go to Prov to the Hookah bar.",
"i can`t see results for whyareyoustillhere",
"I can`t I`m on my iPhone",
"or, Green Day: boulevard of broken dream, Hinder: lips of an angel, Howie Day: collide - that was such a nice song",
"tiny.cc doesn`t seem to load for me I was thinking on going to the batting cages but apparently you gotta book in adv",
"Ooooh Kay! Its time for me to stop twitterin and get going...",
"Sitting in a shadow of the tree in the heart of the city listening to Panic!..waiting for the bus thanks,wind,for being so pleasant a ...",
"big hair rock day today me thinks here I go again to start xxxxx ? http://blip.fm/~5z4p7",
"av ad a realy gd day wiv Ciara Connolly at park gate west kirby and new brighton.. fukin funny bt sunburnt.. luks like drivers arm",
"I am actually wanting to buy a bus one day & turn it into a motor home. Imagine a whopping big BlokesLib logo on it",
"How can i vote, it wont let me, says they closed the votes in her category i wanna vote",
"that`s no bueno...hope u feel better!",
"Hoping that this will just heal on it`s own because anything I put on it just makes it worse. Owww",
"and she was all like 'dude. I care about you.' and it made me smile yea that teaches me not to drive on E, lol",
"I`m just bustin` ya chops; it`s not bad. Never seen any real appeal to last.fm is all. Bad quality audio from **** artists",
"_ming me is gg for summer sch though.. not attachment... yan can go see the blog. check my msn or ask kinny",
"_sims do you know of any inside scoop on a station that`s anything what kwod was? there`s nothing for us now",
"Tropical Depression 1 heading east. MrSal65 scared this one off Welcome to start of Hurricane Season `09. Still looking 4 more FL subs.",
"_76 haha. weird?!? no sunshine for us",
"i can`t find my woody and buzz toys but i`ve got my bullseye teddy! do you have toy story toys? 8-)",
"Sooo tired and have a headache-all self inflicted of course! Good times though",
"CSI NY comes back to aus with `****, lies and silicone` (s05e04) EVRYONE ON EAST COAST TUNE IN TONIGHT pleaseee",
"garcia bend- learned that lesson last night! I thought i was gonna throw up! Got our tix for fashion show at end of mo.",
"i mean we mite do sumthn.... what u doin hope i get 2 c u b4 u head bak",
"I need a break... PFFF... Work Sucksss Will be in Myrtle Beach SC in 45 days... things like that make me soooo happy woeiwoeiwoei",
"I didn`t find my dress",
"Ive been up since 530,i hate wen i cant sleep. Garys takn a nap and i mite do the same",
"Major iPhone problems Wont let me send texts BUT I can do everything else! Can anyone help",
"Tired from work. I hate closing, eek. But all smiles today. Aloha Kitchen, yum.",
"Thank you for the rec but that doesn`t work",
"i have tickets worth about 70 KD - about 880 Derham - for ta`3yeem my car`s window",
"@_supernatural_ more Demon Sam!! I need it to numb the pain ****",
"Greg:Showing my friends AudioBoo http://audioboo.fm/ Everyone seems 2 love it. Ta for the headzup bro. So need 2 get iPhone. Roll on June",
"Starting some work on final year project. Just making some test pieces in flash to see how things could work. Listning to iPod too",
"house probably resembling your kind of heaven no? maybe Ciaran`s angels have moved in with you, hence inability to locate!",
"Last library day before Doomsday. Urgh. Was nice to wake up with my J-bum though. He`s still sleeping now. Cute",
"Totally broke is right. I have to wait till Monday to get paid though! BOOHOO!",
"Waiting for the El & listening to a little MJB 'Just Fine'. Perfect song to start my week.",
"Fiona is sad because there wasn`t enought room in Megan`s suitcase for her http://apps.facebook.com/dogbook/profile/view/5163602",
"@_laertesgirl Ohh of course. She did stop once though, end of Dream. John Woodvine & Zoe Thorne, only ones not signed my programme",
"GrimeStopper loss client lost their job so we did too. Hope the quote later today turns into more work. Drowned my sorrows w a huge h ...",
"if you hit a car .. u should leave a note http://bit.ly/P274B but yea put whatever u want on the note",
"You mustv`e read my mind. I WAS going, but now it`s thunderstorming AND I have to pick up the boys from the bus stop",
"sheboygan / teekay / other kids / fight / angus / ryan / mall / mcdonalds / high / party / beer pong / drink / drive home. fun night",
"Yeah, that didn`t last long..",
"little beetle not feeling any love Searches are bring up zilch, bar 2 peeps that appear funny !!!",
"right my fellow fluffy flasher! I must go to bed, sorry I hope everything is working properly 2moro and we can chat! love u x",
"Check this video out -- ScriptGirl Report 05.08.09 http://bit.ly/hclXP ... I can officially now survive the weekend",
"I`m doing an experiement",
"I have to figure out how this works!! I don`t get it Hope you`re doing well!!!",
"Wow Christa, that`s incredibly sweeeet! Me want one 2 !!! If you get a sec, check out my app for merch asst ... I RULE! LOL!!!",
"lol u better hurry up cause your **** is running late and whats for breakfast",
"hey sending some Florida sunshine your way Supertramp � It`s Raining Again � you m... ? http://blip.fm/~5jucn",
"Just woke from the longest sleep in months-so nice! Now to get some work done so i`m prepped for next wk & free for K coming home tonight",
"yea. I was off today luv. I shudve told u. anything exciting happen yet. And I saw u last night",
"Oops forgot to shave my legs! Byebye to my favorite cousin Bklyn two nights in a row... We go hardd!!!!!!!",
"coraline was scary yesterday, didn`t puke luckily. ahaa. 1 week & 1 day till i`m 14 baby",
"aww i hope u find it soon i miss it. i cnt even use my cam w/o it, memory`s full. plus i wanna take it 2 SA this commin weekend.",
"Next song to be axed by me Ombra mai f� -� Largo � H�ndel",
"sounds like Sonics...which I never had ...and for the record, I say spicy bred buffalo wings w/ blu cheese & beer",
"ahhh bank holiday slept late now going to dinner in my sisters whos a real 'monica' hahah and im late il get cold dinner now",
"Fab wedding yesterday, feet still sore from dancing so must be a good sign. V glad to wake up in my own bed this morning",
"yeah dropped the bike yesterday.Leg got caught below the engine.bikes not got a mark on it mind I`m trying to avoid stairs lol",
"Sorry to hear about the laptop troubles. Hope you can get them fixed and the lappy back to norm.",
"great thanks hun, i did thr family thing this wknd too! 5 weeks today we hit the USA, cant wait!!",
"on my way to get some Maggie Moos Peanut Butter Galaxy, then home! thank god this week is done. 4 meetings in 1 day!!!!",
"Back from the gym! I`m no expert or anything, but I`m pretty sure I am not going to be able to move tomorrow, maybe even in a few hours!!",
"My parents withdrew permission at the last moment, I am not going along with tomorrow`s SAC trip to IDP camps #Pakistan #IDPRelief",
"morning darlin` Hope you`re feelin` tip-top ? http://blip.fm/~5z7zs",
"Metro from trader joe to 71st closed so many firemen and cops wth happened?! Walking home bus can`t go further ohh",
"Some goodies bagged at the car boot including some very cute cross stitch birds for my craft room! The man selling was a sweetie",
"that reminds me, i need to pick up a mask 2mrw. Thanks I prefer not to take meds because i will b addicted",
"��h. i�m gonna go in the 'big' house now, borrow my sis guitar and play and maybe write",
"life should be exciting today but someone very close to me has mardy bum and its starting to rub off on me!!",
"sore head..hope my girls ok",
". Will have to try. Our Pei Wei closed so I can`t try there."
] | 671 |
Bushidokan class got canceled. I`ll just have to sign up for karate someplace else!! | [
"Really wishes he had some spare cash to buy the new Punch Out for Wii",
"i really miss my satan kitty",
" heyy i have a sis of 1 year with 5 months and still she don t want to walk..",
"Experiencing pain with paginating ASP.NET ListView controls",
"says Diana, you wanna burn the pics for me on a DVD or CD? http://plurk.com/p/svs4c",
"Currently 52� in Msla, not a cloud in the sky, no humidity, gonna get into the 80s today, and I`m...working.",
"is starving & has a chem quiz due at noon",
"confused on why and how people pose as others on twitter. I mean they really do their homework on peoples lives to imitate them. it`s sad",
"four shots of novacaine in my mouth my right cheek is totally numb, booo.",
" i`m sorry today`s been nothing but a **** heartbreak",
"Bank holiday mondaaaaaay Exams tomorrow D:",
" i rarely sleep.. cant help it hehe",
" yen lol but i can only get the vid on my phone and ipod cant find the song lol",
"Got an email from telling me I could have got my monday flight to SFO cheaper & Biz class if I had booked it tomorrow",
" Exactly! Silent treatment is a great torture method",
" oh dear. (I`m sorry, but i laughed )"
] | [
"- Yea, I really need to learn to reload my own",
"I want to come over",
"Now I have no SKy until Monday",
"u didn`t hit me up",
"Just up the longest lie in a while thank goodness, neck still painful but today i am going to head out (y)!",
"hehe--sorry. I`ve never been very good at blending in...",
"Crisis averted! Phew! On a different note, and ....you guys are making me so proud! tear! wish i could have joined",
"Oh I`m sorry hun (((****)))) I`m fine thanks.....kids are driving me nuts, but hey ho, they`re back to school on Monday!!",
"sooo reluctant to study for finals right now.... but i have to",
"BTW, hey ppl. lol TGIF. Hopefully ur day is gr8. Mine is aight. Feeling like it kinda sux I got no plans 4 the wknd....",
"awe yeah, it`s more fun revising with others but you get distracted easier >.< yeah I`m tired, revising history",
"It`s all over now...now I have to go talk to people in Melrose...cashier, registrar, etc. All those unfun places",
"not for long goin for some sprints now",
": You must rest, don`t work hard How abt Cr-chan ?",
"Not here in Stamford.",
"HEY! i dont know how to use this ._.",
"hey, have a great gig! We`ll have to do exchange of tracks via ze emayal I`m all lost in loops right now and still writing ****",
"SAN DIEGO! MOVE DOWN HERE! although whether right now is pretty cold. im waiting for the suck so i can go surf I LOVE YOU",
"http://79.170.44.101/buma.ro/ temporary address not working either, m8. They must have done something to the domain",
"I can`t comment directly to someone...... and I`m here all alone",
"family comes. probably won`t be on this weekend",
"_Rose *hugs* thanks. I don`t know how I`m going to fix this if I`m ever going to get my account back.",
"Oh my god...my favorite havaianas just broke after three years or service they will be missed. and they were molded perfectly to my feet",
"i cant call im at work",
"Yum...wish we could be there today. I have a cold and don`t want to infect others...so we will miss our Friday session.",
"ohhh i wanna go gahhh but i dunnooooooo :S me confuzzzledd should i or not???",
"Is waiting for Foreigner start",
"at least after this you`ll be done!!",
"just had a gym sesh.",
"Happy Sammy is going 2 here 2morrow!! But unfortunatly I`m not gone be able 2 go 2 the club he performing @",
"Goin 2 eat some SMACKS 4 breakfast then getting started on my day- catch ya on the flipside- I really wish I cud go mobile-dang Bahrain",
"_what_ did you do? Let me guess... you skipped sports and bought a new pinkish outfit?",
"recovering from a hard day of homeschooling my dd, chemistry did NOT go well...",
"Hi Jordan i`m gonna all of u...I know ur busy and i know ur probably tired. but please reschedule NC. don`t leave us out.",
"Exam is commmmmiinnnnnggggggg !",
"_flo well thats not nice... hope ur all good now",
"is over it. http://plurk.com/p/rp5np",
"_Lynn _raquel ahh man ok if y`all end up doin sumthin else let me kno so I can meet y`all 2 see wht yal gone do..",
"i wish i was there too",
"c is nice, but I wouldn`t call it fun",
"I`m not gonna be here when the new Transformers comes out.... i`ll be in Colombia",
"hhhhhhaaaaaaaaaaaaa!!!! Yo u hve me in tears!...its all fault he said u cancelled so I thought....",
"_bandoni Ok, see you at da climbing",
"TGIF but its so rainy and blah outside! I need sun Trying to figure out what to do tonight, I want to go to Prov to the Hookah bar.",
"no probs(: and yeah im still sick. no school today lol. feel really **** but thats because im dancing lol . thanks",
"ahhhh now i have no pic",
"Ahh! normally I would jump at that but i`m manning the office solo today",
"_Eclectic but then you leave",
"today is going to be a long day",
"Dead stopped in the express lane. This would happen when I choose to take it. No way out now. Ugh. Hopefully this gets moving",
"It`s clear intellectually that severing my relationship was best, yet my heart seems 2 B in complete disagreement. It hurts so so much",
"It tells me I`m not a member of the private beta and I`m not going to just start pretending to assassinate people",
"yes! sober HAHAHA tanghaling tapat dude! haha WILD. i don`t knowwww plan plan before you go to US!",
"Time to head back home. My business here is done.",
"been there! need somewhere NEW",
"I`m looking forward to going home tomorrow, but I really wish it was for a different reason.",
"Half term is almost over",
"LOL! No trialing...for the most part Florida trials come to a screeching halt over the summer. Have fun this weekend!",
"paris 2moro!! i have to pack...ill wake up at 8 yes: dance lesson at 9 !!",
"haha! sorry to hear that",
"is it too late to jump on a plane to Richmond, VA and go to the Conditions concert?! ...i think that`s a yes boo my life. and ohio.",
"_sims do you know of any inside scoop on a station that`s anything what kwod was? there`s nothing for us now",
"I`m all out of life preservers, sorry But if it`s any consolation, you`re in for something really special tomorrow.",
"yeah... it`s gonna be a long while for me.",
"probably going to miss Silverstone`s race again this season in iRacing , so sad this track is pure laser scanned awesomeness",
"Tactical mistake: going to the city library and buying milk. Who knew? OUCH OUCH OUCH. Maybe a good thing I didn`t try for uni.",
"Theres no such thing",
"Had to cancel subscriptions today to NZZ and Economist at office #costsavings Luckily they also have online versions",
"I feel like I`m going to toss my cookies",
"its too early i wanna go back to sleeep",
"at work closing files",
"I want a new lappy",
"I didn`t find my dress",
"Just hit the 3000 word mark for his Geography Notes, and I`m not even doing it for GCSE? Mean while I`ve done a page of history",
"Brownie sundaes at Five and Dumpster. Blood Bros on iTunes. Palm Reader was closed Fun at the 371 anyway.",
"It just hit me that I am leaving conti... boooooooo..",
"is not ready for school yet!!! http://plurk.com/p/wy69d",
"Its over for them",
"_Is_Here oh hun, i`m sorry... out of everything you`ve been through, the last thing you deserve is to be unhappy at home..",
"my phne blocks text",
"yep i am.got back this morning. NFg were fab last night, but i cant go tomorrow you getting MS ticket soon? 4weeks away",
"Last day of college today!",
"Just ripping here. That ad buy I was going to speak w/you about looks to be on hold for a bit. Company changed hands. :-/",
"hehe indeed it is, I actually nearly changed my bio to just `Don`t Panic` but I wanted to keep in the #freehugs",
"I want a lie in tomorrow! Won`t be getting one though",
"The test today was killer. I didn`t even manage to finish on time.",
"Don`t have time to chat (sorry girls Miss y`all!), but we have a new lawnmower... yeah, that was today`s highlight. Tomorrow is...",
"i changedd my background its from picnik.",
"What to do what to do!!!! need to do my show reel nxt week...then start applying for editing jobs Rock climbing tomos I hope",
"mhmm idk i thought of just showing up and freaking ppl out hehe...but yeah i TOTALLY understand if it is just for u guys VN sounds cool!!",
"I`m stuffed n can`t move",
"wants to be sunbathin!!",
"I wasn`t going to go out tonight but looks like I`ll be heading over to Main Street",
"GoodMorning. My Father`s going balistic, and I`d say more but I`d rather not get beat, so Have a Good Day, and please text me",
"Glorious sunny day in London town.. I`m in drama school fighting people with swords while protecting my romantically structured face",
"it was only once for my big brother...and I`m done now",
"if I skipped, that could get messy ROFL",
"You mustv`e read my mind. I WAS going, but now it`s thunderstorming AND I have to pick up the boys from the bus stop",
"Nope probably revision Hbu? x",
"but better hurry, so you wouldn`t be labeled as copycats",
"Work is ded out tonite tho eeeeeee",
"I wanna go but my car not here...",
"ok, I want to quit my job.....",
"artery tomorrow. No more Hagen Daz for me",
"not the best way to start your day",
"Oh no!! Hope they get you in soon and can make you feel all better. Hugs from the other coast!!",
"gnite Fukn Nite * wanted sum {pinga} but couldn`t get any",
"no happy hour for me today",
"crazy, we live in a small world, and now u live in covina huh? Thas where im @ but back to chino i goooo",
"Can`t believe ER is over",
"Boo well its good fun tho.. sucks if u cant get cards.. I finished 10th in last nights #tpt I took out LOL",
"should not have waled past the Quad! I want to be outside having fun.",
"OHMIGOD, I would have loved that. Alas, there was just lots of gun play. No dancing",
"Mozzer cancelled tonight by the looks of it.",
"@__Jazz__ nope. Back to 8weeks .... *sigh*",
"i don`t know !!",
"We keep very different hours.",
"Union Square? Somerville? You`re better off with the 87. That probably helps you zero at this point, though.",
"Lots of things Nico. Gud news: I have a job Bad news: Its in the middle of nowhere. Got my phone 4 twitter but cnt play videos.",
"So when are you guys coming to Alabama...you were supposed to be there tonight but cancelled...I had great seats"
] | 329 |
Never commute in the rain. The people get so much meaner to you. | [
" awwwh u stuck in traffic booo!",
"im backkkk!!!!!!!! hungry as hell, havent ate today",
"I had fries and an ariZona at 1130 and that`s the only thing I ate today. feeeeeed meeeeee",
"Wow one year today Luc Bourdon was killed, doesn`t seem that long ago",
" yeah, it`s gonna be rubbish!",
"_bebop that`s lame, sorry",
" If you think Florida`s heat will be too much, I will reluctantly take your place",
"Just got out the shower, Sitting on my towel I Hate TwitterBerry I Can`t Reply To Tweets",
"#com125: we have a quiz! again .. Feliza is bugging us again its getting very annoying!",
" LOL Me too. Going out at 12am isn`t as easy as it used to be",
"I am increasingly convinced that I am moderately lactose-intolerant - given my deep and abiding love of cheese, this totally sucks",
"28deg C in here, all this tech in my room does have the major downside of a lot of heat, doesn`t help its hot outside 2",
"my stomach feels like it`s touching the ground..i`m SO full",
" Thanks to TweetStats, I confirmed what I long suspected: Twitter is keeping me up way too late! http://tr.im/kpc1 ",
"My throat hurts so bad that i dont even want to swallow my own spit. And i officially cant talk now....",
"My cable signal is all messed up!!! I`m missing Ghostwhisperer In other news I have hurt my toe and have a cold, in like hot weather!!!!"
] | [
"staying afterschool today not that i have any 'friends' on here - but if i did , i`d tell `em to text me ! lol [ likin` us <3 ]",
"HEY! aww man, no, i didnt IGNORE YOU i just dont have mobile web. so i can only txt. i can see you unless i`m here >",
"Hi Jordan i`m gonna all of u...I know ur busy and i know ur probably tired. but please reschedule NC. don`t leave us out.",
"i`m not being mean",
"prettty goooooooood going to daaaaaancing in a mo and havnt studied much for maths :|",
"Landon now announces, 'Big poopy coming!' every time. I`m just waiting for him to yell that in a store for the first time",
"Rain. One more reason to stay snuggled beneath the duvet",
"It`s not the internal fuse either Poop. Might have to get the spare out of the loft, although that might be a job for 2 people...",
"Great Podcast! I wish you guys had more Chi shows this summer. The only times I will see you will be at Alpine",
"Allianz interview went well, got a rejection from MOD though .... going to be a long weekend as I hear from Allianz on Monday",
"A lovely couple of days with friends from Wolverhampton. At least the weather improved for their last day today. On call tomorrow",
"city in a bittt.",
"Welll my folkiesss(; im offf to dream land;work in the mornin;ugh;ewwy. Talkkk to me;but tomorrow <3 lurvee ya`ll[;>",
"Listen to Back Around by ...love this song. Meet tomorrow ^.^ But we can�t go swimming Sorry",
"wow officially i have no life this month! LOL my friends dont believe me when i say they need to BOOK IN ADVANCE!",
"http://twitpic.com/676hz - It`s raining so chocolate world it is !",
"...just waiting to get picked up at the train station by my bro and then off to the gym. Can`t believe I bumped someone last night",
"Enjoy your day too! Prob see u up top of Glyders. No pint for me, gotta drive straight back as we`ve got Dog stuff to do Sunday",
"I hate it when that happens!! Exciting though.",
"Pixies - Number 13 gives me such an energy rush. They are playing a festival close to me in June, but work won`t me me go",
"and so to London in a car that`s about 500 degrees with no air con!",
"super frustrated, and taking it out on the one`s I love! I love you, Paul!",
"So slpy 2day zzzz",
"Man, finishing 'Operation Anchorage' sure gives you an unfair advantage, loot-wise... I love the stealth field suit and Gauss rifle",
"HAHAH, Did I hear MVP Chants in Atlanta`s Arena? At least they get it right there, unlike at staples",
"Awe man, that sucks. Everyone makes mistakes. I have a feeling that people can forgive you",
"gotta shower then go apply for more jobs hopefully no creepy old men will be working again today *shudder*",
"you`re not gonna paint me? oh well ;)",
"Ah this is getting to me",
"_tah oh no. *hugs*",
", awe, me in work, no BBQ for moi this weekend",
"Inshalla! Devo I wont be at the Astor tonight",
"ur supposed to be in BK tho",
"its what i say why!!!! k4ge last day at the job today we wont be saying him around anymore",
"yep,raced round it in cars and bikes,its only 40mins away,dont av much motorsport there now,its more planes n choppers now",
"hahaha tempting! but nvm la. i`m quite a klutz. i actually fare better with my hp cam LOL",
"awe wit the snap of my fingers n a nod of my head ur rain is gone lol...thxs hit up afterwards",
"Aw you named your car, that`s very sweet. I`m sorry to hear that Petey has to go, I hope you find a really posh rollerskate.",
"Good morning ladies and Gents. it`s going to be an awesome day 'even though the weather is terrible'",
"... you mean the fam , minus ahugs",
"there are # days of summervac & school comes along just 2 end it & the annual problem of r generation is finding a good way 2 spend it!!",
"Heading to the office through a very quiet Stockholm, at least its not sunny",
"#followfriday _1001 cuz ive never been added to anyone`s followfriday either & cuz he`s got a cool picture",
"hilarious. so if she acts up, all you have to do is say 1 little word...'gummed up' grosses me out; hub says it 2 torment",
"I`m a minute in and I want to strangle the used car salesman doing the presentation. Is he related to the ShamWOW guy?",
"dude there is no sun here.",
"actually, the web works fine. tweetdeck seems to be the culprit sadness! it`s done this at two diff. locations",
"I know exactly what you are saying.. its so not cool... that is why tapes were better :p",
"were gonna go crazy before you leave",
"I know we need it but I`m not a fan of daily rain/humidity & I`m a native. I`ll enjoy dry while it lasts.",
"are you kidding me?! that looks incredible!!! Lay out and swim a lot for me, stuck in the cold NYC",
"lol. just don`t ever forget me",
"Bad day The day you realize what mess you`ve put me through will be one of the happiest days of my life...",
"Ug. Full of cold and in a dark pub. Want to go outside",
"was on the list, i paid 5 to get in, but if your under 21,you cant go in and out, but it was gettin so hot, so we went outside",
"Don`t 4 get to call your moms tomorrow...mothers day",
"I missed u. Stop defending urself. Your true fans are with u U`re the best. And for me u didn`t change. -Ur biggest french fan!",
"I just got smashed in the face by a 5th grader thowing a football... Twice. Now I bleed",
"oh naw; ill always be dha same cece, but when chanqes are needed ill make them",
"good morning everyone! hope you al have a lovely sunday! (and i do hope it doesnt rain tomorrow :|)",
"Listening to Someday We`ll Know... It`s raining!!!!",
"Great first impressions about the little netbook- they only downside is there is no access hatch to upgrade the RAM",
"Please don`t get me watching BB too",
"Yeah,we say shite alot here. you say it as shiiite,rhyming with light",
"is suprisingly okay. or possibly still drunk. goodbyes suck though",
"Haha k we should stop here. If not, it`s going to turn into a **** section. Ohwell, my parents just came home",
"home form school...its a long weekend most ppl would be happy but im not...im still mad and sad about him",
"_carter Hey Brian Littrell is there!! He doesnt really like this kinda pages rigth? kisses! I loev you guys!",
"ah wait! we can only go if you can get us to and from cos my mom`s tires are nonlong distance till she can buy some new ones.",
"True to form, Bank Holiday Monday looks like it might be rainy. Hope it holds off til later, family&friends plan walk and picnic today",
"don`t ask Hoping that today will be an improvment on the rest of the week. Looking forward to the weekend weather!",
"new phone + zero contacts = poo. send me a message with your name so i can save your numbers thanks",
"I`m a laid back person for the most part, Vinny is the opposite. Guess we compliment each other it will all work out! How r u?",
"it should be.. not a wink >.<",
"My anticipated meet up with Tapan Parikh is no more apparently he wont pass by Nairobi, and will head straight from Mombasa",
"Again, No P.F. Changs for lunch Booooo",
"Should not drink cheap wine",
"It`s all over now...now I have to go talk to people in Melrose...cashier, registrar, etc. All those unfun places",
"Greatings from planet shannan, we have laded once again on your lanet & hopefull we come in peace =/ Hmm...Haiaa",
"_twitz lol...hiiii yourself. Maybe lay off the patron and down a bottle of water!",
"is highly amused I wasn`t treated nicely like any other patient..not my fault my life is better than yours.",
"Years ago, my brother saw you and Bruce walking on the sidewalk in Sanibel. I used to live on Pine Is. Great place",
"- Gig was awesome! Am exahausted and so dont want to revise Boo Hoo!",
"diiinner its sooo cold right here D:",
"ofcourse they start fightin aight the party buts its cool theyu held it down now im chillin with my home girl HAPPY MOTHERS DAY",
"BTW, hey ppl. lol TGIF. Hopefully ur day is gr8. Mine is aight. Feeling like it kinda sux I got no plans 4 the wknd....",
"Okay, so now I want to scream....Idk why this one doc has done this to me 3 days this week!!!!RRRRR.",
"Finally the school day ended, Friday Friday Friday w00t! But it`s raining outside.",
"types too fast for her own good. and has been craving pizza for 2+ wks. GAH i hate not having a job i want pizza! lmaoz why me?!",
"cheer up buttercup! Rain will go away and hearts always mend. I can actually bet $ on that!",
"Don`t fall to celebrity worship, though... just write what you think, do the best you can and rock on",
"thankyou sugaaar btw I`ll leave this town on 7, really hope could see you next time ya ra. Skrg sempit bgt sih waktunya ya",
"I miss my Nipissing pitas Good thing we`ve got a Euphoria in Barrie, `cause I would never survive summer without my pitas AND smoothies!!",
"its funny you said we`d never make it and look how far we`ve come.... IM BACK ON HEAHHH! um. yeah. school :/",
"Great exercise for a Sunday morning: 'stopping the wheel of karma' (R.A.W.) and transforming negativity into love... Life!",
"endless set list... very long... grueling almost... also, sent to gordo`s cell cuz he`s no longer communicating with the internet in 140.",
"cause theres no party",
"At the Grove for `Drag Me to Hell.` I hope that it doesn`t suck.",
"didnt do my devos... hopefully my day doesnt suck because of it.",
"I can`t have any.",
"Enjoying sunshine in the park with friends, pale shirtless footballers are not attractive I`m afraid",
"when living in Spain..you can NEVER take a hot shower for granted..luckily I have nice friends across the street",
"rmbr the time when we torned for the night in sentosa? I was the only one who didnt have to spit out the ' 3 unknown facts' abt myself",
"ya`ll going out without me",
"apparently im not getting drives to school in the morning anymore? well my dad left so no school for me this morning.. watching twilight",
"didnt say goodnight to you",
"just got my first lesson in when rain meets my white shirt if one more man tells me they like my bra on more time! smh",
"say it isn`t so!",
"Bank Holiday Bliss - Jeremy Kyle, without even bothering the Sky+",
"Ha Thats good. Thats why I love my boys, cos they never stir up the hatred that the mighty red scum do Everyone loves City",
"went twitter crazy! last nigh :p well thats what happens when u got nothin ta do at 2 o`clock in da mornin",
"haha neither am I. It doesn`t matter though you guys do what you want",
"'I can givee you anything but lovee' - Daniel Schuhmacher",
"new neighbors are moving in.... off to give my brazil presentation that i shouldve given on wed!!! but some people went overtime",
"little beetle not feeling any love Searches are bring up zilch, bar 2 peeps that appear funny !!!",
"but if you got hit by a car, who would make such lovely music?",
"yeah. because i`ll have to go tomorrow morning and get picked up early sunday, so i see no reason to go the whole weekend",
"I drive >90mph on a daily basis. u cld film Fast & Furious off of me. But anything <1 mph is not my forte`. I bump Anything!.",
"But I`d have to drive Or get a taxi. Do you have a pool table/jukebox?",
"_Jean awessomee! cut my hurrr i give massage? orr alkie? or foodtour? yeaaah! &i`ll pray for ur cousin"
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The problem is that I`m not finished with it But I have logged in mass hours this week on it. And i`m not being paid! POP! | [
"playing bejewled on facebook.. **** it i want a higherscore!",
" Psych has to be better than neuro! Or at least in a better part of town? I miss you",
"so freaking tired. It`s like my body refuses to move.",
"sees the finish line disappearing in a plethora of emails!!! WAH!",
"with hubby at the dentist ready to hold his hand and getting nervy about potentially buying a car tomorrow",
"I don`t do very good at funerals. Crying is way 2 contagious for me",
"I think I juz missed my last bus .. Need to walk home sia - http://tweet.sg",
"Hernia is hurting way more than usual tonight, no way I`m able to go out!",
" Woo! Twitter kind of sucked without you.",
" me neither at first...but u gotta go thru somethin first to get there lmao...i almost burnt my house down and that set me str8",
" I think that`s what`s wrong with me. Stuffed up and when I breathe in it feels like a sore throat",
" SO jealous...see if you can get some Dallas concert tix out of her...it`s all sold out!!",
" it because your handwriting isnt on any of them. and everyone is making fun of me because im sitting by myseld in the lrc",
": Well that is just completely lame. I`m sorry dude.",
"@ cayogial i wanted to come to BZ this summer :/ not so sure anymore... a teacher`s life in the summer SUCKS",
" I have been to Tara Thai a few times for friend`s birthdays and the food I had was pretty bad."
] | [
"why do i turn red",
"I`ll help if you pay for my reactivation",
"Sorry. Just think - 2.5 hrs till 2 days off!",
"uh oh u gonna fire somebody??",
"Working technology! I love you WAZ!",
"Up late with nothin 2 do.....",
"has the day open until 4. don`t know what to do. everyone is leaving today",
"you shouldnt have to reset more than once if it doesn`t work right the first time, something is up",
"But why do I have to spend it in the office",
"this is the end of the semester so i am really busy... have got no time for twitting what a pity cause i love it",
"counting down the hours until I can finally drink this blossom hill stupid work",
"_lick sounds like you need a week of digital detox",
"....... i`m wondering if you`re as awake as i am. ?",
"_liv_lyf good to hear! Just in time for the weekend. I`ll be working though",
"lol after this weekend yea ur right text me cause im goin to 3rd and they dont have computers there bye bye",
"hermits, such as myself, like to stay in",
"working on a logo & I keep getting click happy Its me, not photoshop I dont they have a 'stupid stop clickin' in ps do they?",
"That`s what`s up hah. I`m great, thanks Just waiting for all the craziness to take off.",
"Sorry if I`m unsociable I`m loading up stock in the shop, mums making me",
"_dreamer Wow, you still haven`t gotten them?",
"Weekend is getting close. Too bad I`ll be stuck up north Hopefully I`ll be able to get out next weekend for some real life fun.",
"I am having the TIME of my LIFE",
"ooohhh imma need you to get on that asap love you",
"night night twits! im so glad I will be waking up to a saturday off work!! printer has broke though",
"Some days you must look hard for that good thing.",
"New phone isn`t syncing with my computer...I need numbers",
"And, I`m accumulating money again, so I can use a fancy finance app. Thinking of getting another CD or an IRA. saving for a house. crazy!",
"Better than work, work, 10 minutes for lunch, work, work, work? Actually it might be. I don`t work very hard",
"http://twitpic.com/4wk9i - I should really try a different pose some time.",
"cause i wasn`t there!",
"My sources say no",
"I am now cleaning",
"Now I have no SKy until Monday",
"is still working #fb",
"Working on the store`s Facebook group, getting ready to relax and play some 360. I`m thinking Mercenaries 2 tonight; Me likey explosions",
"couple days?! Sheeeeit. Wish I were there. Have something at Cafe Claude for me.",
"Getting ready to meet Laura! Than training, even if I`m sick.",
"i think i`ll be home more than i want to be next week - no work booked in for the forseeable.",
"I`m still thinking ... Idk",
"i need to read fic again, but i lost it",
"Back from the gym! I`m no expert or anything, but I`m pretty sure I am not going to be able to move tomorrow, maybe even in a few hours!!",
"I`m so glad my concert is still a week away...I`m getting so sick and I need the time to recover!! My lungs hurt so bad right now",
"in the mailbox already for 2 hours",
"Yep- same here. I have to be in the mood 4 it.",
"Me + court =",
"im good! im on my laptop using and external internet plug. i need to send it away to be fixed",
"lets hope retirment is not cancelled for any reason",
"PLEASE MAKE THE LIVECHAT ON SATURDAY CUS I HAVE TO GO TO SCHOOL ON WEEKDAYS(5/6 AM here)",
"I want my real keys back",
"Last session of the day http://twitpic.com/67ezh",
"ehhh no. just a check up. I have a dentist app next week though. getting my molar pulled/root canal.",
"if i can get a ticket, but the pickings are lookin slim soo prob not",
"actually workin from home tonight... you?",
"Going home to enjoy what is left of the day - I can`t believe how quickly this week flew by, no time for tweets",
"I can`t belive you only have one episode to go ****",
"Monday is here, One more day",
"_Sanderson What`s with Twatter lately? Either I can`t get on or the replies don`t turn up!",
"up and at work im ina good mood",
"no, not yet i have 3 weeks left!! :O do you have summer holidays now?",
"lol, I know how you feel, but with 4 kids and my current work load, I am maxed out with no time to grow things.",
"ME TOO! please come online *-* hope you`ve had an amazing weekend",
"rock pooling. Can`t believe I get paid for this!",
"whopee TGIF that was more fun when i had a job",
"I heard that you can`t make it!!",
"yep. working on the post now",
"Nailing some webconcepting *in the zone*. I should be awarded..",
"you have a plurk account too?",
"most of da time on gtalk ! pls make my follow count 600",
"Wow, been away 4 a while...stupid lap top is in the shop...still Hope everyone is well!",
"oh, coo; i was suppose to be an intern too! but dangit, SAT. :| so how`s the intern life? haha",
"I`ll oscillate from one to the other.",
"FATTY! omg i just found the worst **** out and idk what to do i need to talk to you!! hopefully i see you when you get off work.",
"It happened to me the other day (customer asked me to ship to her work address), I sent her another one",
"you did not write back to me",
"Thanks, but the Elance course is not mine! It`s .",
"no I want too, but a couple of people said it wasnt good",
"Just chillin` in pjs after a short, but long week - why is someone continually knocking at my door?",
"I`m having elevated error rates... StreamKeys not found, and then connection problems. Server migration isn`t easy, huh ?",
"_Logos nope my computer right now is in need of a power supply so im useing an old office machine",
"New job today, wish me luck peeps",
"im almost to 300 updates. 200 more to goo",
"_ was yeah... work in 7 hrs how you",
"finished work @ midday, had kiddie dinner ... now have no get-up & go ... ah well it`s bank holiday! #fb",
"got alot of runnin around to do today to get this job app completed so they can have it on file... so glad i got this job!!",
"Yay!! My computer came today. Too bad it`s being held hostage at my parents` house until I can pick it up",
"Nvd i was sitting on it",
"up.....i nEEd coFFee. b0ut2get ready2start this new day in my lie",
"Going to work. Could use some happy pills",
"not if i`m not on the list",
"I`m going on an excursion this week, so I won`t be twitting....",
"supposed to be back Sun (via private jet btw#!:o) but mite hav to stay bymyself (thnk god) for another week & want Bruno!",
"thanks for the add I`ll try again signing in later when I get home. If still no such luck then I`ll email someone",
"I want more followers.",
"1 surprise party today, 2 parties tomorrow. FunFunFun! But, need to finish bug project. O_O",
"well, my question is on your blog post",
"Then I`ll need plenty of quizzes to get through the work day.",
"_wi_no_name nope! the printer in the library didn`t work, ill have to pass it in monday",
"Glued to the copier machine today.",
"i`m also on plurk try it",
"Just investigated whether I could change my username to Ermintrude - someone`s already nabbed it",
"karma is a **** ! i just got hung up on lol i`m still a big dawg though",
"It`ll be worth the wait, I`m busting a gut here.",
"needs a new job either closer to home or worth the drive",
"im trying to put up a pic but it wont work!!!!",
"Hi there all! Can`t stay to long have to go to work soon",
"its a hott tuuneee,",
"Kelly Kelly pays your bills @ 12:15, Kaden pays em @ 5:15 and just wants you to follow him. lol He dosent get to pay bills",
"I sawn it three times",
"Well poop. Looks like the office doesn`t have the keys. I don`t have the keys. Neighbors don`t have the keys. Bike rides from now on.",
"I don`t want to apply for jobs!!!",
"so how have you been doing ?",
"_Zol I would like to make a comment about the password but I can`t on this medium",
"Job??????? Not so much.",
"My name is Chad, but I won`t be here tomorrow",
"Sachie: YNA DOESN`T KNOW OUR PASSWORD YET",
"It`s a beautiful nice day and I`m stuck inside!",
"_Cordon Morning done a bit more. I do have 2 weeks to go, but am trying to get most of it done in advance. How`s you?",
"http://twitpic.com/67x8k - WITH MY FRIENDS WERE IN OUR WORK",
"eating halls cuz i have a sour throte",
"Really? A good distraction now. I`ll check it right. now."
] | 250 |
FAILlllllllll whenever ur freee then? | [
"my sister just ripped my heart outta myy fukkn chest. im super hurt right now. she`s all i ever needed in this life.",
"home not well hate not workin",
" Yep! It`s just quarter til 4 now. I`m going to try to sleep now that my headache is subsiding. Take it easy Teddy!",
"Dude my butt itches but i cant scratch it cause ppl r here",
"Sometimes, twitter makes me feel like an outsider..",
"'Your gonna miss this, Your gonna want this back, Your gonna wish these days hadn`t gone by so fast' So true I already miss this year",
"Then me disliking you is a rumor! cyndi! What made it look like i didn`t like you?",
"Depressing day today, have to pack as leaving ridiculously early tomoro.",
" That drives me nuts.",
"Gossip Fluffodile here. The latest? Mad night with Teg, Jack, Lou, Tess and Frey. Had a gender war. But I was v. sad for a friend also",
" Sadly no. It didn`t come with one...",
"_distel Maybe u have natural ability for languages I envy u on that !!",
"Another loser: ****. I have lost the game more times today than any other day in history. lost.. http://tinyurl.com/qa4cdv ( ...",
" it`s the non-www fail http://www.mymunchies.net/ that works",
"A central lesson of history is that States are parasites which always expand until they destroy their host population. - Stefan Molyneux",
"I miss so much I wish I had enough money to be with him again"
] | [
"it wont let me",
"i`m a bum today",
"http://www.myspace.com/dica_grl Just got a crush on this song! Disco`s Out! Murder`s In! ruleaz?, zic! www.myspace.com/discosoutmurdersin",
"Don`t worry, I won`t I`ll send it to you as soon as I land in Delhi. I`ll let you know about the price in a little while.",
"THIS TWITTER **** KAN EAT THE GUN NOW ....AN I DON`T EVEN BE GOIN IN SMFH, OVER REACTIN 4 NOTHIN, I NEED 2 STAY STRONG",
"wish u was in the D!",
"ROFLMFAO!!!! You love us better, don`t you!",
"migraine and leg pain and woe ): should go to bed but it is 2 flights of stairs away. Happy mother`s day",
"Ouch, give me a heads up so I`ll know when to duck",
"Get Up, You are NOT old! What did you do?! =O",
"doin fine relaxin at work... Hardly working",
"what if we are in England? x",
": I`ll be in Heerlen on Sunday but you won`t be there, right?",
"to overcome whatever darts the enemy may try and stop you with. We`ve gotta stay focused tweetz! God bless you.",
"awww no problem , sorry for tha loss",
"lol to see my king",
"gooooodnight i fully gave up on my english. pride and prejudice. love the movie HATE the book ;)",
"Greg:Showing my friends AudioBoo http://audioboo.fm/ Everyone seems 2 love it. Ta for the headzup bro. So need 2 get iPhone. Roll on June",
"I actually participated in lit today :p Also, it better not rain",
"woop right am off to 'try' to get 2 sleep haha its 2 hot have a good nightt x",
"gooooooodmorning world(: god bless, and have a great day!",
"awwww bless her she needs another chance.",
"why, hello there How`s life on the other side of the screen?",
"_leigh Thank you,! Just trying to stay in a positive head space to keep pushing through it all. How`s things at your end?",
"bye y`all wolverine soon ooaf hugh jackman, tell ya what he can sctrahc me anytime ;)",
"Staff meeting today with JoeMo...it just won`t be the same! Travel safely ...we`ll see you tomorrow!",
"Oh man now it`s raining...seatbelt now buckled...thanks bates for wishing I have a blow out and flip and burn up",
"_shediddy lol , you gotta share too",
"not cool, Mark, this song is going to be stuck in my head all day. but I love you, anyway... is it Star Wars Day today? cool",
"easties you can go there anytime",
"I don`t know how to use this",
"on a day like this...",
"rblpn , You know, I could listen to every version of War Pigs ever recorded ? http://blip.fm/~5z10d",
"Is trying to recover from a broken heart....yet again for the 2nd or 3rd time",
"I believe that is true, FML is quite the phenomenon...all thx to Superbad",
"okay, i`m out for a while back later!",
"Think I`ll go enjoy the sun`s rays again...I LOVE being off work",
"Get: 'Fightstar - Mercury Summer' here: http://tinyurl.com/dbm4n6 from: http://tinyurl.com/cnkhev #musicmonday #freemusic",
"that`s how it is supposed to be and sometimes we get too busy to recognize that but always family after God",
"lol u better hurry up cause your **** is running late and whats for breakfast",
"in 1st period. i hate this class. can`t wait until i`m home!!!!!!!!! i`ll b the happiest person in the world wen i`m home!!!",
"ok, I want to quit my job.....",
"Work, work, work and why did I get so tired all of a sudden. , nicole told me you say `Hi` aww she was so enthusiastic hi paul",
"Thank you I`ve had anxiety issues for years so I think if I can make it through the first couple of days then I will be fine.",
"My car is in the car hospital for the nxt 7 days I gotta go pick up a loaner car b4 6! Bein without wheels 4 7day will set me back heavy!",
"I�m good. Wanna get out of the office....",
"Good! luck you! I want new shoes Ly x",
"hmm...ok, well I hope you feel better soon babe Ima go to bed, I have a long day tomorrow",
"this is very true about ! but you do have to admit it was pret-ty funny! im bout to go you tube it! lol",
"heyy have you deleted your myspace account cause the link in the side bar wont work it says its been deleted wb ily ****",
"I want to be at",
"_blache Night! Doze well.",
"i hate when that happens. i hope you figure it out soon!",
"Radio:ACTIVE never gets old and never will this is the 4th time i have listened to the cd (its on repeat) today, and still love it! =D",
"lol, get to your bed",
"live long and prosper #fb",
"just relax like it is or translated to swedish too? Just got to take a look at my next comment",
"_blehh where i do not see you steff what time are you on it ?.",
"fuckkk i need sleepppppppp lol, happy mothers day mummy",
"heading off to schoool. going to have a good day. i just knoww...",
"you don`t even care about there, their, and they`re.",
"aww if I could, I would... GBY ;)",
"btw, short notice I know, but we`re RSVPing no for your party- thanks so much for the invitation, though! I`m out for 2nite too",
"thnkn bout yesterday..best day ever!& 2day Virtus vs Treviso at da futurshow..hard game,gotta win! FORZA RAGAZZI!!!",
"If y`all say so, I trust you on that one",
"i`m tired but i`m in a good moood",
"You realllllllllly just said that didn`t you?",
"LOL!! I`m glad I`ve seen the original trailer or that wouldn`t have made sense Someone certainly went to a lot... http://bit.ly/A0pyr",
"Exactly! Well, I`m off to pick my sister up. Speak laters! Enjoy your afternoon of pub and shelving!! lol ****",
"hope all is ok.",
"http://twitpic.com/5rylt - ur so lucky! there, the stage its so close of theem! here not i think we`re dangerous (?",
"(blinks fast) its better now ... Lol thanks :-*",
"go to vegas, but don`t spend all ur money!!!!",
"who can do it like we? Noboddddyyyy",
"Heavens, not good I can empathise. Fingers crossed it doesn`t come to anything and you can sleep easy. Wishing for the best...",
"About to hit the hay. (who came up with that?) goodnight world and all those who inhabit it",
"yes, I do but why did you change?",
"wow thot we`d lost ya lol lol",
"can you follow me please?",
"_lord But that means you`ll leave me alone.",
"i wont have time to buy and i need a new binder pa",
"hey you weirdo! haha jk! I love you!",
"You don`t have to rub it in.",
"being lazy the rain does that to me gym&&tanning is possibe, work && a small social gathering around tha corner",
"_ i missed you. today was the greatest day ever. im burnt and **** lmfao. but it will be a nice tan. 11 rides in 6 hrs! <3",
"No problem! Look forward to your next tweet.",
"Experimenting. With puppet again. I think I just wiped my drive on my workstation",
"Too bad I can`t come! Enjoy urself tho.",
"most of da time on gtalk ! pls make my follow count 600",
"_life Hey i like love iCarly it rocks. my youtube account--> http://tinyurl.com/cf63ud",
"thnx babe just call me when u finish it....",
"hey mate fancy finden you on hea",
"Hi all, just recovering from a party, looking forward to an exciting bank holiday around the diy shops...life cant get much better.surely",
"baha, i`m gonna have to find some! i dont think we took any D: but i`m gonna find some!",
"http://twitpic.com/4hbs5 - ahahahahahahahaha can i please eat that off your head ****",
"said final farewells to roommate. almost finished packing then it`s dc or bust on the 3rd. california: i divorce you x 3!",
"and how are you going to make it up to me",
"Chabibi. It`s a long running joke. I don`t give a flying **** if anyone follows me at all!",
"Just getting an additional free day",
"yeah, ok, that`ll probably happen too.",
"don`t wait on Red, could be ages. I know what you mean, though. Really looking for a new job",
"no bueno. hollykins needs to feel better asap. p.s. i miss you. you done with uni soon aren`t you? SOPROUDOFYOU.",
"Good morning world! haha had fun at the movies last night ;D and school now... Hmm new shoes make it better http://tinyurl.com/dfggwj",
"_Rose *hugs* thanks. I don`t know how I`m going to fix this if I`m ever going to get my account back.",
"tried oprahs free unfried kfc and loved it i went back for another try and topped it with boba and wolverine.Chilled with pope,dave,ben",
"Check out my song 'time to lose it' on www.myspace.com/flownyce you`ll enjoy it I promise",
"FYI no internets until THURSTAG!!!! after saturday i have a feeling i will become 800x more productive during those days.",
"_casagrande haha thanks. but if it keeps raining i might not go",
"I would if I wasn`t working today.",
"Lol, eBay? You laugh now...juuuuuust wait.",
"awesome. lemme see when you`re done.",
"ah good idea. library seems to work thats why i`m not there obviously.",
"_richie I also saw u on American Idol great performance, I see u will be at Windsor in June 20 Commodores won`t be there",
"_brads i`ve finished lol",
"sitting on chloes little trike thingo its a girraffe ill most probobly get yelled at with in the next minute or so! ohhh well",
"i DO THAT ALL THE TIME.. NO BIGGIE",
"i am outta here... see you guys later (or tomorrow)... happy mom`s day again!",
"wow, atleast u only have three weeks...I have two months to go Are u going away?",
"come and save me from my packing please?!",
"Going to bed Goodnight xox"
] | 885 |
My legs are so **** sore. And my feet hurt to walk. Whataday | [
"is allergic to you...Oh NO!",
" Please send me those youtube links, Erin watched most of them but I was cooking and didn`t get to see the cowboys",
" Lakers, baby Lakers!! I`ll miss the game tmwr. I have to work you`ll have to keep me posted please",
"Ugh sittin at work waiting for the carpets to be cleaned. I was suppose to be out by 7",
"wonders why am I so clumsy lately? http://plurk.com/p/x28ka",
"Missed the hello kitty not enough time oh well",
"oh dear, they selected the worst bit for highlight for soprano guy",
" I kept calling and calling, but never got through",
" I wanted to, but I sadly work today. Normally, I don`t work Fridays, either.",
" Umm..ok..just don`t start cats on fire.. ...promise",
"my mobile phone refuses to charge!! either the battery is broken or the chargerrr ( booooo",
"everything is going wrong in my ' happy day'",
"is upset, I left my phone at home again",
"its impossible to watch in full ANY flash video with my mac after 5.7",
"Now I want ice cream but it`s so expensive.",
"and because I wasn`t having a bad enough time last night my body decided it wanted to be sick"
] | [
"Jumping im the shower after a long day of work it shall feel ahmazing I CAN MATH!",
"Frak. I like sunshine, but I do NOT like heat headaches shame, because today was lovely otherwise.",
"i`m not partying tonight",
"_ci Im not reasonable... It`s 1:35am now and gotta wake up early tomorrow on my first day of holidays! have a great evening!",
"lol.well.hope you find someone to give you a massage wish i could but i`m half a world away lol",
"_A i have but you know it`s not that easy..",
"that reminds me, i need to pick up a mask 2mrw. Thanks I prefer not to take meds because i will b addicted",
"gooooonight twitter...... i hope im better tomorrow",
"what is it? i cant get onto bebo on this one!",
"when i fell on my **** today i ripped my blue volcom boxers",
"wut do i do now????",
"white pointy shoes haha, and ah you got me excited about the enw drummer youre mean!",
"._.; Thanxxx ! Now with that message I just wanna leave !! )= ! BYE !",
"I feel like an M&M McFlurry mmm... But I won`t get one coz I need to look good for when I go to the States!!! 7 weeks 2 go aaaaahhhh!!!",
"why are you sad?!",
"i ditched school ( i hate it ) and im taking a huge dump....... it hurts REAL BAD!",
"gdgd well i better go and get ready for work :| haha have fun tonight x x",
"bed...sorta. today was good, sara has strep thought Angelina does to; i shared a water with her B4 they told me, i will prob get it to",
"_leigh Thank you,! Just trying to stay in a positive head space to keep pushing through it all. How`s things at your end?",
"Yeah I`m okay been icing and ace bandage and sitting on my **** on twitter... LOL Thanks",
"Beyonce helps me through the day, I`m starting to get sick",
"Hello!Im back andIm drunk, and as much asI love my friends,I hate how they unintentionally make me feel inadequate.Ineedhelp",
"Good mornin & no u tol twitter LOL but I knew & called u yesterday 2 see if u were okay but no answer how r u feelin babe?",
"Halla Miss Haloom .. how are you dear? am doing fine so far but .. eeem worrying about rationale project.. Allah eyaseer inshallah",
"hav a pork scratching",
"the start of my day was finding a lump on my body... went to the hospital... apparently its nothing! fewfffff! bloodtests suck... haha",
"Bike trail - 1, Miss J - 0, two front teeth - 1 1/2.. Hopefully! Vacations suck!",
"Oops forgot to shave my legs! Byebye to my favorite cousin Bklyn two nights in a row... We go hardd!!!!!!!",
", a 74 is not 'quite alright'! on the plus side, I ate cinnamin toast crunch for breakfast, and am now eating strawberries.",
"haha wats this about?",
"Jumpstart! WOTD: Jape QQ: Are you comppetitive, overcompetitive or not competitive at all? Write your responses here!",
"about to start getting ready for work. took lexi out to the park earlier! wish i could lay around ALL day.",
"nothinbg home about to jump in the shower the streets is calling meeeeeeee what is it 4 tonight tell m",
"just woke up still in bed sundays r the ****, its the do nothing day of the week",
"up.....i nEEd coFFee. b0ut2get ready2start this new day in my lie",
"whatz that supposed to mean i have a dog now waaaaaaaaaah lol jk",
"It`s gonna be a super long day",
"How come it`s so cold now?! A few days ago it was wicked nice out, now I feel like I need my winter coat back.",
"wants to go home.",
"i need to go out of office again.. i am melting..",
"staying in, hve June exams 4 docent training class ,need to study , we hvng zombie movie sunday aftrn, u both shld come over!",
"trying to get used to twitter, i have a cold",
"the suns starting to go in im getting coldddd!",
"Hi Jordan i`m gonna all of u...I know ur busy and i know ur probably tired. but please reschedule NC. don`t leave us out.",
"it was days yesterday and probably today that I wish I had taken the top off my jeep. I need help haha. IT`S FRICKEN HOT",
"Hey! So glad it`s Friday but not happy that I just ate a bad apple",
"Hi Nancy your fine (till it the baby moves!) Just get out of the house & do fun stuff early! The hardest jump was 1 to 2",
"hehe i will never thorw out these shoes i`m listening to varsity fanclub surprise surprise sway sway baby is awesome",
"Wish I didn`t have to work today.",
"okay i need to find another way then lolz",
"guessing... Ran 4 miles & gym? Superman you oxox",
"Ugh 2 days whatever to somewhere",
"Very bummed I can`t go to the open house today. DD and I woke up with a stomach bug. Blech. Y`all have fun!",
"I`m sorry sister!! just think you get to see your man in a bit! That should make you happy. You guys should call me tonigh",
"_rabbit_ I have been begining to think you are showing signs of becoming a sped haha Love ya!",
"Hehe ! Thanks for your advice I choose the shoes, only three of them, so hard !!!",
"My hips are too wide to rock those mario Kart shorts why couldn i have the bone structure of a 12 year old boy?",
"just about to go home. I`m usually `mr. positive` but this has been one of those daze. well, 15 mins until tomorrow!",
"I`m getting back into again",
"I have to start eating healthy",
"arg..tried one pic, but she moved so i failed to save it...then they never showed her feet again but they were purty!",
"awwwh - i`m sorry i hope you fell better - watch a film ?",
"Oh no!! Hope they get you in soon and can make you feel all better. Hugs from the other coast!!",
"Mom just 'he`d' me. *sigh* She`s wonderful, and it was just a slip, but you`d think after coming with for my surgery it might go away...",
"homee from wango tango, i had fun really tired now. wrapping moms present and passing out. <3",
"fine! Going to do my big walk today 20 or so miles",
"Yay, so the nekkid writing is working then?You keep warm now! Am in awe of the 6k - am always cactus by 5. Good luck",
"_in_Forks ::static:: I know! I`ve barely seen anyone since I got into Paris yesterday. I`ve just been walking around. ::static::",
"Gooood party last night (: Although I am extremely tired now. xD Off to bed to lounge around watch tv and sleep all day",
"Sgt. Hughes has bacteria meningitis so i disinfected our female latrine and im writing an essay on meningitis for Sgt. Ski....",
"am chillaxin after a busy BankHoliday, Hope everbody had a gd wkend! Holiday in 12 days!!! ****",
"workin a long day today... hopefully i can make some good tips",
"#quitsmokingdiary 5 Weeks tomorrow since giving up YAAAAAAYY!!!! - I dont want to talk about it",
"This is the earliest I`ve been up for ages! Body is crying to go back to sleep... Must resist! A shower should do the trick",
"lo siento but I dint have enough room =/",
"Well done doing blood work..its hot out again",
"Like you`re not enjoying the hell out if it.",
"About to clock into work",
"Just hit the 3000 word mark for his Geography Notes, and I`m not even doing it for GCSE? Mean while I`ve done a page of history",
"good, I`m glad you got there!! I had no 1 to come talk a walk with LOL. Me, Becky & Holcomb are the only 1s here again LOL",
"time to mow the lawn.",
"_HotSawce owwwwww! gooood morning",
"at work!! Agh I really need to go with you what days do you go so that I can add it to my schedule!",
"Wow.....I`ve been stood up Might as well go to work.",
"reminds me of the weather a month ago it was horrible I hope all is well hugs",
"Dilemma, what to wear: Now: SanFran Foggy and 58 , then Sacramento in cple hrs sun and 86 degr .",
"thank you (: cant wait!!!! ummm btw ima crash still sick",
"Super pumped to do the 'Relay for Life' tonite. I am walking in honor of my sweet Grandpa `06 and my Uncle Howard who past just yesterday",
"http://twitpic.com/4w9h2 better in person had to send u this, I feel like mouse from 'The American Tail' . Over in RI!",
"weeooow, i feel fat.... i remember when i used to weigh that much pfffffffffffffffffffffftttttttt long time ago, hahaha",
"im disgusted as well and baron, spelling lessons homie!! haha it`s 'effort' and 'team' r u shwasty? shloshed? i love you",
"14 dayssss ahhhh super excited `they`re telling me that my heart wont beat again` JLS were awesome yesterday (:",
"google wave next, can`t keep up with the 186 ways i can communicate with people now what happened to good old fashioned letter writing?",
"Uh.... what does that mean?",
"Hope you feel better soon and check out my cool backround on my profile",
"On the way home.",
"Mmm someone come havelunch with me",
"is gaining weight. rather",
"I hope you get well soon! <3",
"Headaches suck, especially stress related ones. I used to get those a lot. <3",
"_Marie Wish I could make it too!!! I hate my commute sometimes",
"Ugh id better get up for work",
"Headed out at 6 today, shopped for Mother`s Day gifts. I love B&BWs new scents ? AND finished my book I bought yesterday.",
"such beautiful weather.. .why are u sick, baby ? @ tanapolis",
"- I`m hoping these pills will do something, cuz I`m gonna go nuts",
"_Rankin yep to you buddy long time no talk, hows things and i see your cat still like sinking fangs into your ankle lol",
"Is asking that everyone please join me in praying for my mom she just got home from the ER and has to go see a heart doctor",
"Thanks for the advice! Went to the doctor`s and slept a lot yesterday Must be the meds.",
"at the #manics gig. Toasting your speedy recovery - sorry you can`t be here",
"I ate Something I don`t know what it is... Why do I keep Telling things about food",
"Well. The jag just took a **** on my way home from training I hope it`s just the alternator.",
"GAH! I have the headache from hell. Reminds me what my lovely wife goes through all too often",
"Slowly getting ready for work",
"ah allergies you must be sleeping walking at work!",
"Why kiss the feet of the people who kick you when you can be anything that you want to? morning everyone! Hope you have the best day ever",
"mee too it`s looks amazeeeeeee",
"_Kay Morning! Hows your day. Hope you`re not another lying in the sun",
"feel better soon! Your immune system must be away on holiday somewhere... probably with mine",
"do you need to go on a bike ride?",
"I`m fine thx. Had 3 days off and took advantage of them -> tired. Waiting too see pics and read your blog."
] | 730 |
hahah! sadly there is no current activity though in the room | [
" lolol...i was trying to do that this morning but sadly i couldnt",
"how I wish my parents put me into a Chinese school when I was younger. Then, it`ll be so much easier for me to get a job...",
"Computer pissing me off. 4 gig ram 2.5ghz Dual core and vista freezes...**** you microsoft...i want win 7",
"Ugh, my internet was down!",
"my throat hurts gonna go read and go to bed. text mee!",
" I don`t like the term 'partner' when it comes to relationships. It`s too business like so that`s my ugly word of the day",
"63 days of summer holiday left, and they are going way too slow! When will school get here???",
" Wow That had to be difficult",
"this sucks schools over and there is nothing to do",
" Yep...sadly I only had 10 min before a meeting!",
" that sucks! how old are you actually?",
" mmmm lauren conrad eeeeep im going to miss the hills",
"Hmph. This is nowhere near as effective as it was a few mins ago. I wonder if it was a coincidence. FOLLOWERS: please report ur findings",
"Placed a $2 bet on a sure thing and lost. no more betting for me!",
"11 Days left until freedom. I really just want to get through this weekend. I hate essays.",
"running errands with geeta... feeling like i have the plague"
] | [
"definitely, or even just 'i`ll call you', they never do how was ur day? ****",
"No running for the past couple of days due to bad knee Still, Guitar Hero Metallica arrived and has kept me amused...Time to ROCK!!!",
"it`s friday! trying to find something to do",
"sunnn finnalllyyy!! aint slept :| need some sleep",
"No flame wars on this weeks episode?",
"Awake. Suprisingly. Couldn`t get to sleep last night so gave up and pulled an all-nighter. How are you?",
"is up. moooooorning! http://plurk.com/p/su3dg",
"_Guy Would luv to hear music too but i�m out of batteries - the tv plays besides but i think this is some kind of vampire movie",
"It`s is in the July issue of OXM... so I don`t have anything to link you to right now",
"I was SUPPOSED to be coming...life got in the way lol give my friends a wild time!!!",
"anytime that`s what Im here for *giggles*",
"Just Another Mobile Monday is back online. There`s two days I`ll never get back. http://tinyurl.com/ra48ye (via )",
"Sounds like fun... I think?! LOL! I naughty, should be ironing and watching NK **** on youtube instead! LMAO!",
"happy birthday great-grandmother ../././. bad news on a good day >< but ame is living",
"_jackson already there`s none left back to cabbage soup",
"hahaha we just won`t tell him will we?",
": dougie, it`s coffee. There`s no 'I' on coffee. Hahaha and your name comes up as predicted text. Pretty awesome",
"So i guess im stuck in the LOBBY",
"Just been in that kind of mood, not reason at all. Lol, but I`ll try not to be too mushy around you! I can behave!",
"Probably because it wasnt a command...bet you dont understand pay out on fantasy football either ..droids Look out for",
"whats twhirl? I`ve some work to be doing over the weekend thank god so I`m probably going to miss it red, sorry",
"@__Jazz__ nope. Back to 8weeks .... *sigh*",
"crud is all I can say",
"i`ll do whatev but i dont have anything to wear",
"haha you would do that =P that`s cute. nobody ever comes to visit me god **** lake geneva and how far it is from civilizati ...",
"Schools out, but works in",
"yeah, not meant to be",
"Hence the smiley face. ha ha ha ha. Lol yeah i`m hong to be tired as **** tomorrow. But guess what i do not care.",
"I`m SO out of it this morning, that don`t know if coffee or energy drink will help me get going this morning",
"http://twitpic.com/66r0u - uh wait...i thought this was the 29th...tonight",
"Left 'Up' due to out-of-focus projection. Hopefully my complaints to theater management will get it fixed for everyone else still there.",
"I have not tweeted for SIXTEEN DAYS! I miss it =( I`ve been having fun though! =D Ingrid on mon was frakking awesome BBQ today!",
"haha Good job getting close. Her eyes are set somewhere else though",
"Cowboy westerns...haven`t seen those in a while. good luck",
"_Jo my mask is non-existent at the mo Charis didn`t send me one & I haven`t been bothered to make one! I`m wearing boy clothes!",
"I feel like drinking wine, but I don`t have any.",
"_oliver whats for breaky then, russtle something up for my hangover please our jamie lmao",
"Haha I should. But I won`t. lol Then I might miss something.",
"actually, web works fine. tweetdeck keeps crashing i`m in NJ today avoiding nascar",
"no one wants a #VirtualKiss",
"Thought I`d check out home, that was 10 minutes ago, downloading update, now home square....that`s why I can`t be bothered with it Sony",
"The Wedding is over everyone has gone home, newlyweds are off to Canada and finally, there is quiet! And I`m late for work",
"lol if i only can sTay up a few more hours.. i keep missing Tila`s lasT posTs ..",
"I`m a genius put rug in washing machine, left folding door half open, machine moved now door won`t close or open. shaking head.",
"is looking forward to tonight`s dinner date with Mom; is gymming this afternoon; started 'bawas kanin' (less rice) movement; is celibate.",
"aww , its ok,we ended up getting in later than expected and didnt go...I would of called you if we were able to, ...C U N Austin,",
"is having a lazy sunday",
"but im not complaining.",
"We were so busy I didn`t even get to talk with you!! Please tell me you got your lipstick?!",
"alright don`t want you to overdue it now. LOL you are funny nite nite",
"great pic,have to upload my pix tomo,I`ve no laptop tonight.",
"Hey thats good, my Daughter`s still asleep and Son is drawing, better feed him v soon",
"_prototype09 no where I`m working for a bit up here",
"guess its a no go girlie. I`m still at the gym and work at 6:30am",
"..where is the song?",
"To make a long day short--I did nothing. =D well, I had some friends over they just left (3:55am) We have been drinking since 9. Smashed",
"silly wendy. You know I don`t speak French just a few more hours to study before this ride begins!",
"Heeder`s again and on Monday as well... absolutely no plans for the weekend",
"_reality morning trish, have fun today",
"The little wormy from labyrinth sadly passed away today but its ok as hes still around in a happy ghost form aww http://twitpic.com/67aim",
"Doesn`t have to go to work tomorrow! Good times! Revision though",
"In bed. A cuppa. Tv on... All this while husband is cooking... Life is sweet...",
"Indeed, twitter is where its at mate, its all happening on here. Enjoy. Hope to see you arou.. http://twurl.nl/j4o1xe",
"don`t see the link on my web interface",
"Finallyy done !! And done clean`n lay`n down time 4 bed.. goshh its 3 o`clock !! Lol nite nite twitta heads",
"Actually SoS won`t be here, VI will be accompanied by Gliss and Make Me. The day after Brandi Carlile, busy month gigwise",
"I`ll try..blah! Thanks what are u up to today?",
"_y time really flies my frd..how`s you love-hunting mission going? abt time to bring the sexy 'yu yung' jacket out",
"there was like no1 there n tha DJ comp was hella wack... no gud DJs but got in free so its all gud",
"Yeah, yeah. Less #degenerate than current occupants of U.S. House of Reprehensibles. You can bet on that. Like MineThatBird.",
"not for too long I hope x",
"still playing wii fit LOL fun fun fun,, movies tonight ill upload photos i took today right now check next tweet",
"No dice...I searched it in the 'Help' area...just a problem some people have. It would have been hot...oh well",
"BWAHAHAHAHA! Shut the **** up... is TOTES following me right now! Who made the account? Made me giggle like a school girl!",
"Brownie sundaes at Five and Dumpster. Blood Bros on iTunes. Palm Reader was closed Fun at the 371 anyway.",
"Is waiting for sumone to come online",
"Im off for a bit...tweeet yall later",
"a bedtime story pls....",
"is off to somewhere.",
"Morning John, yes I do, however I have a diary clash and sadly can`t attend!",
"@_elj OK nice one, cheers boss. Am liking the lack of FCS today.",
"lunch in the forrest ... its so baron. fpu is so dead",
"Woot! lol It`s gonna be hard to send this one back",
"She could spend the rest of the night in her room. At least ONE of you could be happy with a glass of wine. #surlytween",
"Ahhh My Satz blend didn`t save",
"hahah lucky!! i have to wait 4 days! poop lol where abouts in the gold coast are you? (if u dnt mind me asking)",
"is wondering why no one else is following it.... C`mon people!",
"Bryan hasn`t replied about wingnuts",
"Good Grief! I can`t say much, I was driving home from Martin through IKE last fall. Be interesting to hear what he says!",
"Art History Quiz... I didn`t study",
"oh dear, thats not good - I hope you get through it all with a smile",
"Ecaytrade people who said you`d come by stuff at 6:30..where are you ? Bugs me when people no-show",
"_carter Hey Brian Littrell is there!! He doesnt really like this kinda pages rigth? kisses! I loev you guys!",
"Hi, i was just getting up now so i tought i could write something. Today i`m gonna go shopping! Soo fun, isn`****?",
"night night twits! im so glad I will be waking up to a saturday off work!! printer has broke though",
"sorry I didn`t message you yet... I couldn`t get my thoughts straight. But tomorrow I`ll try goodnight",
"@_finn_ Except I dropped him on my break and now he`s got a ding in his side. At least it wasn`t the screen.",
"Busy.. Busy.. Busy.. :S Wont be on Ning for few days.",
"Oh no one minute too late! Oh well",
"How in heckitty did I forget that one?",
"to the people i was txting... sorry phone is dead and i can`t resurrect it. hopefully verizon will replace it and i`ll it back by tonight",
"Hope my roommates having a good morning without TP and soap!",
"haha nice to know I`m not alone! Working in the BBC and can`t see it",
"i`m sorry but LOL! what is this about? waitt... you think your mum would still let you do bday stuff this weekend?",
"Ha! Thanks Bryan! And don`t remind me about the state budget issues. Actually, Steve only has 6 staffers in 3 offices.",
"OMG Poor Eppy! I hope she is ok. That is so scary and wow I can`t believe no one noticed.",
"WHY DIDNT I SEE YOU?",
"I haven`t been replying to people because seriously, I haven`t refreshed twitter for a while. Sorry. Thanks.",
"Shower. Class. More class. Taking care of my lady-friend. Writing like there`s no tomorrow.",
"Hope you feel better! If your alone we can talk until your ready to go to bed...I`m alone too",
"haha who thought that?",
"_lokelani i have no idea!",
"haha i see im so bored rite now.. it seems like everyone is headin to vegas this weekend",
"[Wrong!] thanx your THE awesome! http://tinyurl.com/ddqpoa",
"The stars are out. Where were you when I needed you",
"what happened to your phone",
"Happy Friday Dance, no rain and I`m about outta here..till 2morrow I sat the saturday morning shift, but its still all good",
"Lol... Its NOT the same!!!",
"yep i am.got back this morning. NFg were fab last night, but i cant go tomorrow you getting MS ticket soon? 4weeks away",
"he didn`t know there was going to be a test"
] | 869 |
noone wants to talk to me lol | [
" it was way worse than that ...and where were you why didnt you say hello?",
"Working during graduation. What a shame.",
" Awww, that sucks. Maybe it`s on Youtube somewhere?",
"Sighs, well I accidentally clicked back space on my mouse",
"Ahhh I`m engulfed in shooooes. Who told me to buy so maany **** shoes",
"think i may have broke a toe at the bar tonight......thanks drunk girl for steppin all over me!!!!!",
"ughh...i dont feel good",
" trying to have a baby, don`t want my soda addiction to be a problem, so i quit still sad and craving it though",
" hm, this not a good medium for much more then yes/no I am responding to previous posts,days ago, & other conversations we had",
"My face an my arms. Tragic. Seriously.",
" Dude I feel really bad but it doesn`t work. I don`t have a serial for it so it can`t be used",
" I`m guessing the belt thing is a no-go since I didn`t hear back..Sorry Stop by this weekend, we`ll talk bout the ring, etc.",
"is missing someone.. haayy.. http://plurk.com/p/x2avn",
"He put a **** mohawk in my son head.....he just killed my vibe as always",
"pavement is boiling hot out there, dogs were limping. guess summer`s officially here.",
"needs to get over this fever grrrrr...."
] | [
"is chilled out tonite, so cannot spew venom or write funny. Seems like these are the only 2 styles she has",
"lmao boss ross don`t come on out here I love that man he was the truth",
"almost everyone can suck my **** right about now. ive had it up to here with people **** me over !",
"_carter can`t see it it says 'This video is private.'",
"EXPECTO PATRONUM!!! ----- nothing happens..",
"no sleeping for me im at work it will be summer break soon. Tell them to get there butts out of bed lol",
"nothinbg home about to jump in the shower the streets is calling meeeeeeee what is it 4 tonight tell m",
"Awesome! Saw you added me on MySpace, could you please >NOT< tag me in the photos there? Thanks.",
"found out that no one he knows is using Twitter.",
"LoL Clever I`m Extremely Jealous Of The Amount Of Followers You Have I Only Have 24",
"_Yours13 I`m not at home with my cats right now!",
"With that said, I`m out til later. Enjoy your day everyone!",
"live on stickam.com/itstyleryo COME CHAT!",
"All ready for costume making! But... there`s no one here...!",
"Goodnight PS- thanks for jailbreaking my iPod, stacie <3",
"hah i`ma knock on wood but my PC has never crashed yet..nor my laptop but then i`m careful with stuff so maybe that`s y",
"Its so sunny outside, and I have no one to go out and play with",
"yay but u have no idea what you look like",
"Just wondering if you are going to put 'One Too Many' on itunes. I hope you do, it is the only cd of yours I don`t have.",
"Excited bout going out 2nite but bummed cuz im da designated driver. So no drinking for Angie!",
"ahahaha okay deal now i only have to snuff hermione out",
"Just helped save a runaway dog. he didn`t want to be my friend, though.",
"Not eating funnel cake at Mag Fest is what I am doing",
"Same as, it`s BS I tell you! Ah well, better attempt some",
"WHY DIDNT I SEE YOU?",
"great to finally meet you last night! Wish we had more time to talk. Can`t go to the coffee GTGs, though... Day job.",
"I think they make you turn your phones off I`ll see what I can do!",
"I saw the pic. You surely don`t look like Amisha Patel nor like a mum of one",
"just missing you&hoping to talk to you soon..I`m so happy you`re mine again, though You have no idea..<3",
"Good mornin & no u tol twitter LOL but I knew & called u yesterday 2 see if u were okay but no answer how r u feelin babe?",
"if you were down the road from me you can bet i would be right there #MMOT",
"my roommate _tickle loves to ignore me",
"A week away from 21 huh!? So what do you wanna sip on - I got `cha! Shhh... we won`t tell Love you!",
"I guess if you can`t accept me....i`ll have to keep it movin",
"Cleaned out my Followers List and blocked the **** girls & **** Now I look like a spammer",
"You`re welcome and thanks for inviting us to talk. #48hoursnz is like becoming a parent. No one can really prepare you for it",
"Trying to learn how to do this 'twitter' thing... I`ll get there. Welcome to all my followers, though Im not that interesting",
"Note to self: don`t wear steel toes to the court house, I`m just sayin",
"gooooooooood im not a complete nut case then",
"Only 8 oral left! then I have to learn them all but oh welllll, at least I don`t have to write them",
"is all alone for the evening!",
"_carter THE LINK DOESNT WORK",
"That`s what`s up hah. I`m great, thanks Just waiting for all the craziness to take off.",
"I can safely say I won`t be a euro winner this week!!",
"Morning all: Looks like no Nintendo Gameboy phone",
"wants see my friends ;-) http://plurk.com/p/wxnwa",
"Last library day before Doomsday. Urgh. Was nice to wake up with my J-bum though. He`s still sleeping now. Cute",
"thanks i have to finish schoolwork today, no rehearsal tonight though. what ru doing?",
"can you stop working so i can have someone to play with !",
"._.; Thanxxx ! Now with that message I just wanna leave !! )= ! BYE !",
"geez why do u have to be SO obvious?",
"Be my guest !",
"not really in the twitter mood today... i don`t know what to do",
"went twitter crazy! last nigh :p well thats what happens when u got nothin ta do at 2 o`clock in da mornin",
"I miss u guys too I prob won`t b bk til august sumtime... But if I come bk anytime b4 then ill 4 sure let u kno!",
"samee well i aint a man i am a girl obv nd i am 14 lol i aint no1 special or not famous or rich wish to be tho ****",
"ahh naa i dont like rain nm really friend is comin over then goin 2 my grans",
"Darn i dont have guitar tomorrow",
"feeling nice... got a big **** smile on my face for no reason take my **** to sleep right? lol",
"eww What r u doing atm?",
"omg! I dont blame you! hope you didnt hurt him too bad",
"chillaxing really Yeah man hehe",
"ditching out again? you will be missed. I wish my ruby boys would represent.",
"Guess who has internet at her house? *raises hand* And it`s not dial up.",
"Haven`t a clue about this twitter!",
"I don`t have enough close contacts on twitter to do follow friday #followfriday",
"haha they might! good luck if you`re taking it as well i`m hoping I get a 1 for putting my name down",
"Just for reference, I don`t own that dress either. Sounds like LH was a good Fopp buy then",
"My apologies for the very impersonal #FF. Swamped today All great people and great follows though. You can`t go wrong with those folks!",
"Hope my roommates having a good morning without TP and soap!",
"Jaydiohead 'No Karma' ? http://twt.fm/91610 #musicmonday This is not the android I was looking for. But it`ll do.",
"Sitting in an empty yearbook room. attempting to figure this asap out lol",
"super stressful day & can`t sleep...glad I found you your so sweet to take the time to make strangers feel good.",
"Okay.. so someone has my keys or they are -really- good at this 'hide from James' game.",
"Entering twitter `lurk` mode, time to lock the keyboard, just poured me a whiskey",
"You missed me! lol",
"I was, I took your advice and it was most enjoyable I am too small to be out alone or I would`ve just come over lol",
"Hey! whats up? Im just at the library right now and the comp is about to sign me out",
"I know, I stink at birthdays sorry bra, hope you`re having fun anyhow, in spite of me!",
"aww-that`s my last one. Roo-Oop",
"Nothing to do tonight.",
"what?! Come as you are!!! But erock just left bah D:",
"imagine i would say'bitch!' lol if i were ma d! haha but im not cuz ur cool",
"http://bit.ly/UnRyF I want this, but...",
"why, hello there How`s life on the other side of the screen?",
"I want to go to VP, but no one is willing to come with me.",
"my friend sent u call bck messages. i dunno if you could reply but she has no credit thts all.",
"_ i am glad to break my twitter virginity with you two.",
"At Rocky Cola Diner in Whittier tonight with teacher pal Mr. B, we had a great time chatting but no one else came...",
"boo you can come over and we`ll watch telenovelas and braid each others hair.",
"First fail, cant tweet from phone. Oh how I love my work phone",
"lucky! I can`t see it tonight....",
"perkinz.. idk wat after dat tho. maybe sum ****. lol",
"Thanks, glad you agree wth my follow or not policy",
"Okay, seriously. you`re all going to have to forgive me while I gush like a little fangirl for a few tweets",
"who can do it like we? Noboddddyyyy",
"It`s a pleasure , Will be wary of girlie marshmallows from now on lol You might have saved my life .lol ;-)",
"Oh, no need to stop. I could use the ego boost.",
"Aw what about me",
"look like i can only quick post from the dashboard that is all",
"No problem. At least look on the floor. We won`t see the banana skin in our brains ... I step on it once, almost got killed",
"getting ready to drop off something to my man so he can hang out with a friend instead of me",
"you have no interview today?",
"Waaah! Masseuse is fully booked. No shoulder rub today.",
"Playing Monopoly Jr. with the lil one.. Cheating isn`t as much fun when the other person has absolutely no idea",
"im gunna juhs so its another way to talk ta yu <3",
"@ Nickchien _ i am happy to break my twitter virginity with you two.",
"nah im pooped from moving 2day im just laying down relaxing lol",
"If I were a transformer... I`d step on people just to hear them *squoosh*. But I`m not so I guess I`ll just have a cup of coffee instead.",
"LOL...oh, man, can I un-twit something? haha! I mean my lean mean fighting machine. I sooo can`t believe you called me out!",
"FJGKFLD;`Sdh WHY AM I NOT AT HOMETOWN DAYS WITH MY FRIENDS.",
"that`s some serious **** steve. why didn`t you send me pictures or call me!! You know i love a good yard sale.",
"I really don`t want a limo service to take me to the airport I want him to. Ok soft moment... Don`t get use to these!",
"What kind of coach would I be if I didn`t read all your tweets? Still waiting on an non-dried afro picture.",
"we won`t be in town email me if there is another one though.",
"I don`t care about netsexor cams or the route to heaven, however, #lobster sounds super good. I`m almost tempted to go get some.",
"I`m so sleepy my head hurts. gnite lovers! See ya in that am !",
"not cool. Hope you feel better. I went up there for breakfast buy you were gone.",
"NiGHT NiGHT MY TWiTTER LOVES ON THE PHONE THEN SLEEP",
"Thanks for your definition of throwbie! Editors reviewed your entry and have decided to not publish it."
] | 350 |
haha.. you were actually in violations of someone`s trademark?! okay.. Yeah, I went to bed at 4 and I had to be up at 6. :[ | [
"getting ready for school.. reading what`s going on on set in Montepulciano, and practically crying cause i`m not there",
" Bummer- that is a bad experience.",
"Sometimes black girls just piss me off like a ****!",
" eeeeep so jealous ;) I`m at work um, how can u receive Viva? Do they broadcast it online? :plz:",
" just stop talking if ur gonna be that mean",
" at home im so lonely here...",
"im really tired.. not much time to sleep",
"catching the last bit of Later with jools .. last in series .. sob, cry",
"Gonna miss the girlys soo super loads! Wish I wasn`t going for 3 weeks! It`s wayy to long",
"Im craving some cinnamon toast crunch. Why is it so cold today!!",
"i feel like I`m on house arrest.",
" u never sent me carrie. ur an ****. but an **** that i miss",
"ughhh my leg is still cramping from my panic attack outside ULU this morning bloody hurts!!",
"I feel bad for John and Kate. And the 8.",
" she was performing at the lifeball in vienna this year but unfortunately i didn`t get the chance to see her.",
"Have a headache I`m going to bed. Goodnight!"
] | [
"haha that`s because you also look amazing in it! have fun!",
"Drink #2: And at 12:45pm when leaving the shops I had a Medium Light Coffee Frappuccino. Nom nom nom",
"so technically....i havent really gotten out of bed. so i think you`re right and i`m gonna stay here!",
"Took a long nap...I feel like I should still be asleep",
"Today was fun <333",
"changed my h/p number go online msn messenger to see",
"bl MUTHAFUCKIN ah! I win!",
"but i didnt krystal spent the night last night..i dnt think i posted that. but ya, we laughed a lot. SQUIRREL! & HOUSE! new inside jokes.",
"Ok then ...I was doing fine..now not so much lol",
"well then take your sexy **** to sleep then foo. how as your weekend mami?",
"I need a restful weekend, but I will have to work instead",
"Broke the laptop again...",
"Nooooo get on now! Haha i`ll be gone later",
"Applying for part time jobs. LMAO Hopefully someone needs some help. ~AP~",
"Time to get purrtty. *wink*",
"Yep. That good feeling didn`t last. back to sleeping for me.",
"Sleeeeeeeepy.... I`m off... Goodnight twitterverse!",
"MARRRRRRRRRRY ME! <3 have fun partying tonight, have a drink for me, if only i was 18 i wud come there just to see you!",
"Rest then. It`s your day off!",
"Going to bed now...good night tweeters",
"I`m not in America! I`m not going anymore You phoned earlier?",
"_ YEEEAH :`D lmao, dentists aren`t nice espesh after they decide your too old for goodie bags with stickers & awesome toothpaste",
"Three-quarters through I believe. Will not finish tonight. I blame errands and a certain loud at a bookstore.",
"June gloom seems to have arrived early",
"off to bed, I will have pics of the newly finished hat in the afternoon! yea its all done Night yall!",
"Sooo tired and have a headache-all self inflicted of course! Good times though",
"Hahahah, I will be using that saying from now on!",
"were gonna go crazy before you leave",
"Buenos Dias mundo de Twitter eating b-fast and watching 'sex on fire' video b4 I go to work !",
"had nutella croissant+mango+melon+coffee and a lovely stalk of iris for breakfast in bed courtesy of N Have the house to myself til noon",
"this is really helpful, you swear a lot, i just realized. haha.",
"The most epic weekend I`ve had in atleast a year. Night cap with _matthes and . 2 hours of sleep in 3 days! Goodnight",
"well that does make me feel better about staying up even later to watch the daily show. lay on the guilt again.",
"what are these ones called? http://twitpic.com/4wauk",
"I feel like dressing up for the heck of it.& putting make up on. Haha",
"haha. I know. And then I need a new car too. Oh ps I got a speeding ticket.",
"It depends if you are having fun or not...",
"not if you have to be to work at six...",
"i learnt something new today",
"I think you forgot a couple exclamation points.",
"going to sleep? why so early? Good night!",
"Locked out of my **** house!",
"oooh OK. thought I was losing my MizMind",
"Don`t know who U R anymore!!!",
"I wanted to beta test but saw the thread after the results were announced",
"You know, your updates are really amusing. How was the prop auction?How much did that baseship bed go for?",
"lmao!!! ummm duh gurl I need to buy me some more v-necks I like em!!!",
"http://twitpic.com/66shw - Just took this for class just 5 minutes ago its awsome being here too bad i graduate next year",
"i wud do but im at work srry ****",
"Word. Yayy twitter after dark lol.",
"Uh.... what does that mean?",
"why not now you made me sad I thought you`d be jumping for joy",
"my pic didn`t work",
"_m yeeee so wassup?",
"don`t worry just sleep.",
"Aye, May the 4th be with you",
"and how are you going to make it up to me",
"Ace @ the exams!",
"Yes! Haha and then when he impaled himself with the crossed keys! Love Scottish-trying-to-be-Irish Ewan McGregor",
"did I miss something??",
"hahaha maybe it was certain groups of juniors. hello, and what are you doing in Korea? We`re all over the world!",
"Arrrr better half made me brekkie in bed. Weather not 2 gud in Black Country 2day but we won`t let it put the dampers on our planned bbq",
"not the best way to start your day",
"'might be interested' - thanks, I was: I came, I saw, I winced.. too much like Flatland http://bit.ly/12f0y",
"ive got a cold too... It sucks and u were awesome in ipswitch xD",
"that`s because of all the stuff that was stolen while you were gone...",
"At work but punchy due to two early morning pager events.",
"LOL I can imagine you doing that. Ken said to let you know he agreed with a gazillion percent of what was being said.",
"Shoot! I voted and somehow looked over yours ... boo hiss. Forgive me Have a great weekend Arik.",
"today i was so happy got i got off school early, but now i`m bored!!",
"hubz company was organising ...i had to be there!",
"maxin` and relaxin`, almost bed time",
"Very tired from a day of awesomeness and cake Now time for a bit of sleep.",
"I have to go to work now.",
"me too except move that 7am to 9am",
"HMM Gonna go with ran 4 miles and hit the gym... now time to wake the kids up",
"hahaha niene ur soo smart.! lmao i think that is who its by.. good lookin.. whts up gurlie?? i come home this weekend.!",
"Woke up at 7:50 then fell back to sleep. Woke up at 8:50 and back to sleep again. Woke up at 9:50 and I`m staying awake! MORNING!",
"I sewed my shirt and I fail at screaming v_v but I had a quesadilla! Quesadiaas are bombbb <3 I will try and scream another day! :]",
"lucky! I can`t see it tonight....",
"okay, i`m out for a while back later!",
"night out had 2 b put on hold 4 2 weeks coz i was so ill last nite, gutted! still had a nice nite tho but whers the sun gone!",
"You missed me! lol",
"i want to gooo",
"I knew something was wrong with this guy. Now it`s been confirmed! Thanks for the pic!",
"Wow I really need to have fun tonight now",
"_thomas if only the drinking game was tonight...I don`t have to work till 5 tomorrow",
"FALL ASLEEP ON ME AGAIN But I know how it feels now LOL. Drag Me To Hell tonight! Quite excited",
"i`m not partying tonight",
"knackered! been awake since 5 as couldn`t sleep! just started work now. coffee and toast sounds awesome chris has been busy!",
"is way too sleepy to be awake",
"_Griffin I spent yesterday nursing one of those, only replace Vodka with wine, and Japanese with posh dinner!",
"Hey Mia!! Go to bed!! (deangeloredman live > http://ustre.am/2NlC)",
"nm. dang, you on NOW but i gotta bounce in like 4 minutes i`m just chilling. the usual.",
"Ooooh Kay! Its time for me to stop twitterin and get going...",
"I had fun this summer",
"Work, work, work and why did I get so tired all of a sudden. , nicole told me you say `Hi` aww she was so enthusiastic hi paul",
"It`s only 10:30 and I am going to BED! Brain can`t focus at all.. Need a fresh new start. I pray that God grants me a fresh tomorrow.",
"just got in from michaels and had some shreddies im well tired, it was fun though ryan wright stoned = LOL",
"_flo well thats not nice... hope ur all good now",
"i saw my credit-card statement. maybe i should receive the unholy Aiden fan package!! yaaaaay.",
"haha wow there`s a song called `hit me on twitter` lmao. okay g`night",
"I`m finally going to bed, everybody.. whatever you`re doing, BE BLESSED!",
"Gonna go make my Meme`s Mother`s day card then go hop in the shower and hop to sleep!!",
"heyyy you LOL wassup mamas?",
"hahaa your awesomee !",
"Home from Disney...best time in a long time...howl at the moon tonight for GBA and then BHB Tuesday oh drummer boy niiight",
"can i have itL",
"bad luck oh well next time you will be more lucky...",
"Edward Cullen. <3 Hahaha.",
"Oh is that time for real?",
"yeah... i guess my password was also changed... i was not able to login my FB cahnge my pw again ...ufff",
"Okay, seriously. you`re all going to have to forgive me while I gush like a little fangirl for a few tweets",
"aw anytime, boo. I realized that all I need to have some fun are you guys. We should change our pics to the poofy hair ones!",
"Sleeping over my cousin`s house for the weekend. Bugzy",
"i should of gone to kirsty`s for the night, anything to get out of the house",
"haha well i was at my friend`s party, but then i realized i forgot my stepmom`s bday, so i had to come home to call her!",
"_09 ii No! GRR oooh Aiden Lol x",
"_n_DC amendment 4.5: the right to be big pimpin? Because gotta say, a positive right at best. Man, 2nd time tonight w/ this thrd",
"Jus hit the casa, changing my swag cloth. Would it be the Pradas or the Dunks tonight??"
] | 530 |
Lost at bowling again why do i suck | [
" iya, nyokap gue pernah berkata demikian :-| and it`s so hard to share what we have",
" dude you didn`t even say bye",
"installed the new modem which is meant to run 5 times faster than the old one and its slower what the hell? gah slow internet kills me",
" which case? I got a new one last week and I`m not thrilled at all with mine.",
"is allergic to you...Oh NO!",
"my tummy kinda hurts!",
"is cursing AB`s wardrobe handles. One drew blood",
"forcing myself to watch the movie 1984 for my book report im lazy to read",
"feeling like ****. hope its not swine flu or something",
"I miss nicc today.",
" I know it`s sad. But back in 05 the auto industry didn`t understand that iPhones would change our lives",
"So screwed for sat 2 us",
"_brown Damnit, I accidentally put instead of in my #FollowFriday",
"So I thought the Cavs would crush the Magic and I come home from up north to realize how wrong I was.",
"Only have 80 followers... So sad.",
" I`m jealous. I have so let it slip what with the baby and all. Not sure I could even do a half right now"
] | [
"why do i turn red",
"YoYo door nazis refused me entry on account of no ID gutted! Heard it was a good night tho.. Next time I`ll come prepared!",
"Hey it`s that old writing avoidance Write 1 continuous flow non stop 4 10 mins=trick I use 2 loosen up gremlins!",
"little beetle not feeling any love Searches are bring up zilch, bar 2 peeps that appear funny !!!",
"Geeze- I`m just wondering what is wrong with some people. I either need to go for a run or go to sleep. Tomorrow should be a fun day.",
"_0407 all over the place it was boo, dual voice challenge was too challenging",
"nope no idea, I`ve registered, so far no response",
"I need some cheering up",
"Yep. I hope my lame attempt with the spaces helped me to hinder them, lol. I know tomorrow I guess.",
"havent been on here in ages sorry twitter.. tweetdeck is broken",
"um... thats my favorite beer!! why must you torture me so when I can`t make it down there!!",
"AK, flop comes 2K6 I bet 15 get raised to 25 I call, turn is A, we check, river rag, then I check and he bets 15, I raise 15 he calls, 22",
"yooo! Its rainin dumb hard out.",
"I doubt I will tho ! twit pic sumthin",
"Getting ready to go to the comedy club and listening to some Q-Tip Who`s on iChat or Skype right now? I need an outfit critique",
"just about to go home. I`m usually `mr. positive` but this has been one of those daze. well, 15 mins until tomorrow!",
"Oh no! Poor bears i just had a nightmare i wrestled a huge snake and won",
"But I am on pg 145 of 165, so I`m getting close! *yawn*",
"wow, almost got involved in this big fight at school! ah, but anyways text me? going to causin`s house, plus game crazy.",
"I guess it wasn`t meant for me to change it",
"i didn`t wake up early enough to go roller blading contrary to a tributary, i flow endlessly",
"So i think my son might have the flu cause I def. just cleaned up a stanky puke mess Poor pumkpin",
"lol man i got 2 1 /2 hrs an iont how i woulda made it wit out my ramen noodles and t.v. Time",
"Well, I`m glad I`m not the only one! Mine`s so bad I`m having to resort to pulling out the old hairband disguises...",
"I`m having a fantastically miserable time so far...",
"Won a diamond for my comp�tition , yaayy tomorow its the DIAMOND DANCE OFF !! Were the best .. Still in montr�al !!",
"_oliver whats for breaky then, russtle something up for my hangover please our jamie lmao",
"No http://twtvite.com/3koyqo #twtvite #aptw Have to miss this now because of other engagements",
"Had a good time out , now I must sleep lol. Gym & dance rehearsals in like 5 hours,",
"It`s a beautiful MN day, but I`m stuck inside playing Zelda. I`ve gotta play at least 10 hrs. today.",
"dreading this weekend, every minute of it is me doing coursework i should of done during the week AND learning 2 pages of french speaking",
"How does this Follow Friday thing work? I don`t have any real followers",
".. i am going to fail my art final. FML. this was by far the worst semester of my life school wise- otherwise it was the best",
"low low low low low low low low low.............................",
"_Kay2 welcome to Twitter babes! I know what you mean...still trying to figure this out",
"Awe man, that sucks. Everyone makes mistakes. I have a feeling that people can forgive you",
"I need a hug cuz these garbage truck men keep driving next to me whistling and Im working too hard 2 graduate...",
"Waiting for my turn on wii fit gym closed",
"i cant believe you are closing 2moro and ive never had a chance to see the show Good luck to everyone - you are all stars!",
"Great exercise for a Sunday morning: 'stopping the wheel of karma' (R.A.W.) and transforming negativity into love... Life!",
"nothing much man, waiting for my Insurance card to come through... Cant get any workdone here w/o it... Redtape",
"So proud of cg, took 5 yrs in the making to get that number 1 spot gnight twitter bugs...time to read myself to sleep.",
"school then game oh joy totally not lookin forward to this day",
"I finished `s Zombie Chronicles a few days ago. It was bittersweet. Now I need something new for the gym",
"To make a long day short--I did nothing. =D well, I had some friends over they just left (3:55am) We have been drinking since 9. Smashed",
"I just re-skinned. Still figuring why tweetsuite isn`t updating",
"TGIF is right...I think I broke my toe last night - on my bad foot.",
"I sewed my shirt and I fail at screaming v_v but I had a quesadilla! Quesadiaas are bombbb <3 I will try and scream another day! :]",
"Glad I trudged through the first 60 pages of Anathem. Now on pg340...it`s been a long time since I wanted to call in sick just to read",
"(RE:'your joint w/ is crazy!!') Thx Hey Trax heard a 49er rear ended you??",
"Lol..Wat was Vibes doin on Atlantic? & where`s ur shirt in your twitter pic? lol",
"_michele but sometimes not having to say nice things all the time is kinda fun *teehee*and now I`ll put this back on as well *halo*",
"naisee. is it bad that i can see lens flares all arond me while listening to it? XD cant really catch what they`re saying tho",
"So much for having a fun day off at the Brewer game... at home, sick",
"Mmm someone come havelunch with me",
"hey sending some Florida sunshine your way Supertramp � It`s Raining Again � you m... ? http://blip.fm/~5jucn",
"Mom asking if I`m feeling better after dargah visit. Dad swears he sees +ve 'change'. I am amused. But yeah, still depressed",
"What timeeee? My mom says I have to do something daw tomorrow, eh. But we`re never compelte!",
"why don`t u use twitpic? none of ur pics show up on my phone",
"Well it`s after 6 and i didn`t get a call back oh well",
"found a swing set for sale 2 blocks from home, super cheap. I want it 4 my kids but no one is answering the phone # listed",
"arg..tried one pic, but she moved so i failed to save it...then they never showed her feet again but they were purty!",
"But but I dun wanna",
"gotta go! bye twitterland! good night! i`ll try sleep. so that i will recover easily! still sick! bye!",
"So slpy 2day zzzz",
"[ I`m not sure what you mean by 'blowin this joint'?? '] rb lol lol good one...... ? http://blip.fm/~5z2zo",
"I know told you, and it tells you last tweets and all. Just can`t get it to play music. Have it set, but it won`t play",
"Awesome effort this w/e,even if u didnt win.Good luck at Tassie",
"Sum1 plz cheer me up",
"hey dave im just up in the UK and first thing i done was put RR on could u play ill be there new kids on the block thanks",
"what up world im just chillin, bout to go get this money!! But in this economy no money is easy money anymore",
"_Cal Work or...(hehe mind in the gutter)! I`m sittin here doin this student loan thing.",
"j. alexanders... i`m sorry nintendo, but if i`m in a collared shirt then chances are you`re staying home tonight",
"what am l doing?? .....nothing much atm",
"chillen trying to figure this thing out gettin drunk",
"Very nice! Bea and I are so bummed we can`t make it We should try and get together in the near future.",
"_thomas if only the drinking game was tonight...I don`t have to work till 5 tomorrow",
"Have spent half of the day troubleshooting something that wasn`t even within my control. Clusters doesn`t always mean high availability.",
"at work, with a swollen face thank god it`s kohls though. I`m feelin fat. flip flops are about to break annnnd I get my hair done tonight",
"ang payat ko na, yes! hoping to go down to my Melbourne weight from last year http://plurk.com/p/su622",
"Goin 2 eat some SMACKS 4 breakfast then getting started on my day- catch ya on the flipside- I really wish I cud go mobile-dang Bahrain",
"no , I can`t make it to the tour. I`m from Philippines",
"I have now realized I am not cool enough to ever get a shout out from (this player will not be playing on! hahahah)",
"Good stuff, Smiles back? Why won`t you go to his concert too? :o. Wish I could instead of working on my music which is failing lol x",
"lol... i`ve been in Bk for over a year... going on 2 and u haven`t come yet!!!",
"_g: I`ve been sneezing and felt like a train-wreck for the last two weeks myself. But it`s not piggystuff. So we`re good then.",
"So i guess im stuck in the LOBBY",
"WIDE awake, scoffed 3/4`s of a pizza and feel like a sumo such a weak day! Run tomorrow",
"�anisalovesu me too. I am so so upset,especially because i fear i won`t get a Jared hug tomorrow",
"aww yeah, it`s more fun revising with others but you get distracted easier >.< yeah I`m tired, revising history",
"Enjoy your day too! Prob see u up top of Glyders. No pint for me, gotta drive straight back as we`ve got Dog stuff to do Sunday",
"mmm but nothing i can do. lucky ive got great friends like u to cheer me up",
"hello beautiful. how`s mariahs baby? jackie still isn`t talkin to me. i called her n left her a message the other day.",
"ROFL Even if I kept insurance and payments under $300, Im still like.. meh. Good thing I applied for a day job pasy $2888mo",
"**** fight night 4 demo won`t load, keeps crashing at the first screen. time to delete and re download i think",
"actually, web works fine. tweetdeck keeps crashing i`m in NJ today avoiding nascar",
"Playing logical gates games with Charles on : http://tinyurl.com/6jwjmy Charles took less than 5 mn to make a light bulb flicker",
"Where did everyone go?? boo got no-one to twitter on to now Wonder if I can con some innocent un-suspecting people into talking to me??",
"I also have to make space on my computer for the game. I don`t meet the minimum requirements for Sims 3 at the moment",
"signin autographs would be boring I think! Get wasted 2nite! Have fun! I`m stuck at work",
"still has half a math worksheet, science WB pages + worksheet, and english to go! feels a sniffle and dry eyes coming along too.",
"_Jo my mask is non-existent at the mo Charis didn`t send me one & I haven`t been bothered to make one! I`m wearing boy clothes!",
"hey u havent spoken to ur london bff for a while Whats up! wish i can vote brody`s here soon ill tell him 2 vote 4u from me",
"1 week before the palm pre comes out and my centro dies. I have a temp phone but my contacts aren`t transfered yet. #sadpanda #fb",
"The ball is in motion. I have to type up concepts in outline format we could develop those to ensure we deliver greatness",
"What? I focused on Tom so much I didn`t see my beloved Barack! Oh no! I must vote for both! Poor president only has 626 votes.",
"http://twitpic.com/4w67l - Im hard core, you just dont know it.",
"Ah Not doing cbeebies epg by any chance are you hehe. need pinkyponk crash warnings ;-) Is your journey home long?",
"Working god I hate it haha",
"At tweetup loc, but don`t recognize anyone am outside in turquoise shirt. Please see me! #g4c09",
"#3wordsaftersex I haven`t started",
"I`m with you there - filing is so much less fun than sorting cos you still have to look at it & hunt down details",
"_idiots hahaha! I don`t work in a **** you know alrighty mister, have YOU done any public may dancing today?",
"lol I am blessed to have you in my life too 'mama' Sorry about your back pain. You should do some stretches.",
"Wah, why are you sad?",
"SSSSSSSSSSMACK!!!! Get back at it girl! Are you doing WW?",
"_blehh where i do not see you steff what time are you on it ?.",
"Playing Monopoly Jr. with the lil one.. Cheating isn`t as much fun when the other person has absolutely no idea",
"cn i gt a twit frm u pls? Hva gr8 shw 2nyt !",
"I SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO NEED TO SEE U IM ON SOME BS 4REAL DEADASS LMAO"
] | 667 |
hahahaha wtf dianne????? who twitters that lol...i guess it depends who the person is..... | [
"Tired beyond reason. I would rather be just about anything else other then tired",
"Oh no.... Trouble in paradice",
"There are bugs attacking my laptop",
"_Jim I so much want to see the screen adaptation of Kick ****, but once i found out Nick cage was in it, my heart sank",
"A message from Could you let people know I have been booted off",
"Dying to get my hands on the Diagnosis Murder DVD boxset but those pesky kids at Amazon still won`t deliver to Zimbabwe",
"Why did everyone seem to leave me this weekend ....sigh. In bed",
"mom is ok so far. just missing jaron",
"i`m hungry but can`t eat anything right now because my tongue hurts so bad.",
"Haavent read the paper yet about the magic loss nor did i get to watch the game last night.... But i do know that we lost",
" Well I guess the McCafe=tastes like **** cured ur craving? You get the McSkillet? Me Wants",
" Oh no....Sorry to hear that ....",
"acsvxdcbgfn soccer now. shall see young phoebe after D: I don`t want her dressed up though",
"Two months ago, I became irrelevant.",
" So sad. Your mom must be very shaken up. Peace and strength to her and the dear family that lost their little girl",
"_WOCKEEZ Don`t wanna miss ANY of your shows...you guys kick it! Sad to say...my plane is in the shop..."
] | [
"Hmm it seems to me _gun needs the followers.",
"precisely. The more followers you have, the more important you feel http://twitter.pbworks.com/Hashtags explains a bit more.",
"http://tinyurl.com/d53dmn mcfly parody by chris moyles ****",
"has more followers than me. I wanna be as cool as her. Follow her so that will never happen.",
"- Aww, yeah, dear Nicky .",
"i dont really know..i saw it on the gadget show about something thatmakes messages easier to find or something thank you",
"I think that`s cutting off the URL so the pic doesn`t turn up. #mishaneedschapstick",
"aww, jon ryan bob and greta in one picture? how adorable and it brightens my morning, ty jon walker",
"I think Destiny has officially gone crazy... hahahaha",
"ONE MO TIME BECUZ HASNT SEEN IT YET!!! AND SHES SOO **** COOL, ILL POST IT JUST 4 HER http://bbltwt.com/0mqko",
"well, as i mother & grandma i am a bit in a kidding mode",
"_PrintChick exactly! Thats the first time i saw his @ reply to Jon. Never going there again. Oh have fun with d new phone.",
"yeah dnt go there.. I have 3 dif apps on my phone for it so sad but there is a reason as to why lol",
"http://twitpic.com/4w0yj - wow, fancy!",
"Writers:'They just make me wonder,why are you foisting all the little pipe dreams stories in your head onto other people?' I like writing",
"_hearts hey,got your text. cannae hen, family are comin over i`ve got nae money to come to livi anyway xxxx",
"p.s. thought you were gonna follow me back on twit-har ?",
"haha kk tell me when u remember",
"Also, I am technologically challenged and have a cell phone that only makes phone calls. Can`t #tweetb4Ueat",
"haha you would do that =P that`s cute. nobody ever comes to visit me god **** lake geneva and how far it is from civilizati ...",
"http://twitpic.com/4hbs5 - ahahahahahahahaha can i please eat that off your head ****",
"Finally came around to shorten my Twitter username from to . If you follow me - no need to change anything.",
"Adding Comments for my friends want sum?",
"Buffett Lambastes Bankers, Insurers for �Greed,� �Stupidity� http://is.gd/wyAB",
"IS PHONE **** WITH TYSON",
"Hey Hey!! I got this custom designed, one of a kind Superfresh T over here with somebodies name on it collecting dust",
"Played with FontStruct http://is.gd/ejE uploaded to dafont, 16k downloads & top of its category http://is.gd/wyyp Very wtf moment for me",
"haha neither am I. It doesn`t matter though you guys do what you want",
"rught brb on me ipod. if i randomly go off its cos me internet breaks",
"I luv urs! admitting niley with a kiss (: but then they change their minds haha & demi/sterling (: not jemi but still cute",
"people ask a lot.. and plus i thought id contribute to a SYKES to the trending topics",
"I only saw urs by chance. Who else would have that name! Think I`ll b missing 2nite too. Thank god for YouTube.",
": thx for the follow!",
"- Yes, you are addicted - half my twitter friend updates are yours",
"wEe ArR SoWbUr i PrOmIsS. tHe StYoOpId FlYiNg ThInG hAzZuNt KuM OwT aGaNe. iTt Iz hYdInG sUmWaRe aNd LaRfFiNg aTt Us.",
"hahahaha. Nahh sowwieee. I had to git a shirt to match dez sneakerz nd idk if they da same color. Aghhh =O lol",
"ha! lemme know what you find (tho I suspect it will be a lot of complaints). Have a peaceful night my friend",
"http://twitpic.com/4jkes - Here`s your follower count.",
"had a very interesting day yesterday... wondering if today will be just as crazy. Hope not. Still diggin` Spartacus!.. aka: Mike-E!!!",
"Ohhhh I don`t know ;) an older mature lady?",
"Haha I know, I cant handle the fame! and thank you!",
"so....i`m guessing no BGN?",
"Thanks! Actually, when I first got my twitter, my pictures wouldn`t upload either. But they upload, it just takes a",
"http://twitpic.com/66st1 - please let me freee... I can`t watch you **** for much loongerrr!",
"Mashup Monday! In honour of the swine flu hysteria ? http://blip.fm/~5jnv2",
"_Read perhaps it is all those background apps!",
"_terrible haha, that was new the fact that he couldn`t do it should have cost his part. What kind of Spock is that!",
"ok i believe you.but i have a belly button.lol",
"Whaaaat?!?!? When did that happen?",
"'Puke In My Mouth' the brilliant response to **** In My Pants http://tinyurl.com/cy8z7y Over the top wrong",
"Luking for new background pic......",
"HOME!!! from my relatives. my sissy, , posted pics of her and our cupie cousin Audrey. ???",
"Until brings back our EVERYONE button, access PT @ http://twitter.com/public_timeline or link in bottom of Settings.",
"All of you can have fun tweeting all day while im cleaning hair LOL",
"Depends where your drinking, what your drinking, and how many mates you have. Joke fails",
"is wondering why no one else is following it.... C`mon people!",
"haha. Okay. have fun with that. Haha.",
"THiNKiNG 0f HiM <3",
"She must be able to tell we`re reprobates, despite your endorsement. She sounds pretty smart!",
"haha yeah it was",
"i`m not being mean",
"shares http://tinyurl.com/czhzb3 another id draft http://plurk.com/p/rpzmx",
"No! I would like this! Yesterday, I talked with Alyso Stoner xD And Benton sent me a private messae and coment me here!",
"wow i have no friends on twitter",
"life is funny and ironic at the same time isn`****?",
"try direct message to me here on twitter",
"indeed! we are trying to get it in the Trending topics for the fun of it all Some Twilighters idea!",
"hahaha wow thanks bud :p but my plan is to pretend its a costume... I wish it were cold so i could wear a sweatshirt over this",
"pooof .nirvana. Did that work? http://myloc.me/tDl",
"Lol..2 people in falcon..and boo one of them being becca",
"I`m on mobile web and it won`t let me it looks awesome though....and no one reads my tweets anyway.",
"what fun are you speaking of?",
"Good Morning, Twitter community! I just got finished eating a delicious stack of pancakes courtesy of my Mom and Bisquick.",
"Emoticons by Christian. ' ' http://twitpic.com/66riq",
"I know told you, and it tells you last tweets and all. Just can`t get it to play music. Have it set, but it won`t play",
"Please don`t get me watching BB too",
"So confused about what to do?",
"That`s better than Missy 8 telling me I should be on The Biggest Loser",
"hahaha I didn`t even notice the name - LICE",
"cute Time for a twitpic ;)",
"The Case of the Gigolo`s Picolo?",
"apparently! Haven`t tried the site tho. Maybe will get better results.",
"I`m glad/sad that it`s not just me/my iPhone #badoptus",
"meee.. I have a Penguin wallpaper on the backround on my phone, computer, ps3, ipod touch and on my twitter",
"trying to figure it out",
"And what`s your blog entry about?",
"who said i can`t wear my converse with my dress?",
"#wheniwerealad can you explain how that worked? lol and no rude explanations pleeezzze",
"I empathise luvvie, I dont personally understand a grown mans need to dress in tartan in search for a little white ball",
"well i guess it all depends,undergarments.",
"My sources say no",
"http://twitpic.com/4wuaq - another prof pic.",
"thanks bebeisis that is right is your name by any chanve elisabeth???",
"too many Germ�n rodr�guez`s results. Which one are you? I mean, how do you look like in your profile picture?",
"Boo, on both counts.",
"'NAPPY`S' da new 'N' word....by da way, iLove my 'NAPPY' braids iGot 'HANG-TIME' homie lol",
"Interesting. I type `bike` i get 10 bike company followers. `Download` gets me 5 IT companies. Amused. Can you say `keyword`?!",
"Watched GossiP.Girl. Dan`s so funny, haha.",
"what`s wrong? maybe I can help?",
"hahaha. I think you`re pretty far from me. Maybe next time though",
"in desperate need of some tweets to cheer me up",
"There mite be a article in the trib bout portia, keep an eye out for it.",
"Certainly not Cheers than, huh?",
"Are you sure you want to know? It`s http://bit.ly/AUuAC - it makes me want to run. In other news: Happy Star Wars Day!",
"I haven`t been replying to people because seriously, I haven`t refreshed twitter for a while. Sorry. Thanks.",
"http://tinyurl.com/64ozr7 :: from Ate Kaila Ocampo of the.rainbowholic.me&&eerie-silence.net",
"'They say I look yummy & they want a taste, but I`m a human not a sandwich.' LMFAO makes me",
"i love pink, and i don`t care. today i shall not tweet as i have to hardcore work with jamie! have a nice day everyoneeeee xxxxxxloser",
"aw! I`m gonna miss my old username... nick jonas, shontelle layne, and sean kingston replied to my OLD USERNAME! I`m gonna start all over",
"oh.. tnx for following cass.",
"cant send the dream story on twitter. sending on bebo mail x",
"No, it`s people you are recommending that others follow, like followfriday, only with pics!",
"Jennnnnn richhhh wast to the ed",
"(cont) a bastardized version of French? It`s fun, believe me!",
"Wahey! Fancy meeting you here Thanks for the tweet and great to be twittered together",
"lmao!!! ummm duh gurl I need to buy me some more v-necks I like em!!!",
"I`m going home now. Have you seen my new twitter design? Quite....heavenly isn`****?",
"i should have shouldnt i, im happy you enjoyed it cos im thoughtful like that you see, and YAYA i hav 20 followers woop",
"I was kiddin` with you. Shy is not a word i`d use to describe me",
"Hahahahaha i rember when i riped that william picture out of one of claires mags. I beated zoe to it"
] | 701 |
always excited for a new chapter in my life. just didnt expect it to be so emotional. | [
" Yeah, the economy sucks SO BAD. Yeah, I know what a cafeteria is. I`m unemployed at the moment and I hate it!",
"G*morning! Rain, rain and more rain.. ! But I don`t care so much",
"ya know why today sucks? its been raining, we have no $, & no possibility of a magic friday. so whats goin down tonight?",
"#jonaswebcast i just missed it!!!!",
" She`s the ruddy manageress - 2nd bad job from her. I can never find a good place beyond 1 or 2 cuts",
" oh no fair.... thats in 9 hours",
"Chatted with my old schoolmates. Awww I miss my Highschool.",
"my entire body hurts. shower, hot tea and tv please..",
" im sick if i wasnt, id be at the show with ya!",
"Watching the Krystle vs. Alexis catfights on Youtube.. I miss Dynasty",
"have yet to start this paper due tonight. i have no motivation",
" you suck majorly i`m swamped...so why am I on twitter...I don`t know...but still a golf tournament?",
"Whaaaat a strong rain just came over us here in Santa Clara. I wish I could sleep but I got to attend to an important meeting",
" I can`t direct message you for my free lunch",
"Why don`t you make me feel like you used to",
" that`s what i tell everyone! their food is the WORST! no one understands my horror."
] | [
"i`m not partying tonight",
"The movie was AWESOME, I wish I could re-load my pistols like Agent 0 did, but I do not want to be him I think I will be Gambit",
"I was so hype about it being Friday & it raining outside..No rain all day... But its rainin when its time to kick-it..Mr Sun is trippin.",
"I`m so proud of my NAU graduate friend!!! We`re getting ready to celebrate tonight!!! It`ll be an international ordeal~",
"Hahahahahahahaha hope so.. I hope you`ll like it",
"*yaaaawwwwnnnn* thx to bank holiday... let`s see what today has prepared for us...",
"i jus listened 2 `not okay` it`s nice i lik it.. I`ve been thinkin abt thomas throughout e whole song.. luv ya",
"Rise and shine Time to get prettifide.",
"Congrats to ALL Graduates! Such a Beautiful thing & Big DEAL! I jus wish i cudve attended My lil man Ryan kdg graduation Feel verY SAD!",
"Morning. Panic. Clicked a link and opened up my browser. Firefox, what have you done with all my saved tabs??? Gone! That`ll learn me...",
"Oh, and yippee for Lyn-Z Way who gets to celebrate Mother`s Day for the first time as a mother.",
"Awsome thanks Jo...Can`t wait for her to be on ****",
"Ah so 15 months. I`m sure he is advanced, and it`s not you being biased they seem to grow up faster these days - now I sound old!",
"rofl rofl. Have fun",
"i been coolin and **** ya know me",
"I`m yet holdin` on.",
"Just had an amazinq qirls-niqht-out. I quess its always qreat to have an excuse to wear tiny dresses & heels",
"Let me know how that turns out!!",
"So from this moment foward, imma have to spend my money wisely. No dress and shoe shopping every week. No more pigging out @ my fav rest.",
"LaLaLand... why am i liking that song so much?! Anyhoo.... grr I have a cold, but thank goodness though the sore throat has gone!!",
"Okay, cool. Hope you had better dreams than you had last week.",
"The Killers on Jonathan Ross completely epitomised why I love them with all my fangirl heart. Seriously wow. I miss Reading, & Dublin",
"Rocket surgery hey? HAHA I thought it was rocket SCIENCE? Oh.. is that all.. I knew that I swear. Thank you",
"new neighbors are moving in.... off to give my brazil presentation that i shouldve given on wed!!! but some people went overtime",
"So happy that it`s FINALLY May! The Indy 500. Was there for the horrors of 1973, yet I still remain held captive by Indy`s spirit...",
"awesome! cheers man! don`t know if i`ll have much money left after todays shopping spree though!",
"spent a little too much $ at Wombat, but it`s cool `cuz it was time to take care of Tamara good. YAY!",
"And now she also rides giant squids...who knew! Ama hafta go now i`ll try and get on later, love to you ****",
"HAHAHAHAHAHHAAAA god Randy, I miss you! hope you`re having a great time buddy! catch a wave for me",
"are you kidding me?! that looks incredible!!! Lay out and swim a lot for me, stuck in the cold NYC",
"WOOT! favourtie, well second favourite episode just came on TOW ross and rachel ... you know",
"went twitter crazy! last nigh :p well thats what happens when u got nothin ta do at 2 o`clock in da mornin",
"tomorrow He`ll gone to new home...I was Born single(our little puppy of basset hound)",
"lady is clean now, im going to calexico in a moment, i have so much things to do today, and i wanna go and watch the hanna montana movie",
"i noticed that you were on the same hallway....**** No worries about the BBQ....I`m hoping there will be more to come!!!",
"two months from today till I`m Mrs. Josiah!! ahhhH!",
"is tired but happy the orphanage was wow.. and babysitting was really fun",
"Just got out of work",
"today is going to be a long day",
"woot, woot! super cool",
"Oh oh! Going shopping with my best friend today! Yaay! Going to be so much fun Need to get alot of new clothes..",
"dont be gloomy...go out and get urself ice-cream.or gin,whichever",
"Kewl, I only got my iPhone and gotta hope it lasts all weekend Only got a shuffle, might bring that anyways... See ya 8am!",
"I know Guess I was hoping they`d revitalize the plot lines as well instead of reverting to old cliches!",
"First Day at the new job! Yeah!",
"Just thinking that it will all pay off in the end.",
"_diva I know, I know...lol That is the ONE song that stops me in my tracks on a dancefloor. I just can`t...lol",
"oh my gosh, loved it!",
"Basil will be the highlight of my day. I`ve just had an old man lecture me on the greatness of the Telegraph. What an idiot",
"Seriously though. Amazing night.",
"great night hangin out with my family... mom and dad loved the extra company tonight! can`t wait for FRC Pcola Tomorrow",
"morning! well excited dancing down the park todayyy! should be good! wooo c`mon venue! ****",
"is going to be in Cincinnati all day Sunday...visitin` with an old friend/brother from Korea, then a date with someone special",
"I love waking up and thinking it`s a weekday, but then realizing it`s the weekend.",
"happy mother`s day & later on i can`t wait to see _day26 in concert. lol. well ima see all of day 26 but i like him the most ;D",
"i cba with it now ohwell might play another innabit",
"OMG Great Day Today Went To A Art Thingy And Noe I Really Want A Zune HD And The Bed Part Its Raining Come Out Mister Sun",
"ok Love you girls. but work beckons. Will come back later for #twpp",
"is getting ready for an awesome service! - http://tweet.sg",
"just woke up..busy busy busy 2day...bake bbyshower cupcakes and jays bday cake, bleach hair again & see my boo",
"Sounds awesome, wish I could go but no way I could afford it Have fun!",
"I`ve got one too though i think mine was attributed to the seizure inducing color/light show in the movie The Soloist.",
"working on short story...totally loving one of my secondary characters",
"My apologies for the very impersonal #FF. Swamped today All great people and great follows though. You can`t go wrong with those folks!",
"Well off 2 bed...cant wait 2 party 4 Mother`s Day in like 14 hours or so",
"u just got me real excited cause i thought teniece was on twitter...",
"Oh let me clarify,know lots of nice people who live there, but thought it always was a breeding ground 4 BNP",
"LOL - Birmingham was my 1st love... but it`s time to move on! ;) Good Morning",
"_Is_Here oh hun, i`m sorry... out of everything you`ve been through, the last thing you deserve is to be unhappy at home..",
"I was going to go on Sunday, but now I`ve got too much going on that weekend",
"home from STING..crunk (of course)..long **** day N nite..also, visited my boy Rob V..all is good..happy mother`s day!!..word to yo mutha",
"thank u sweetie! Can`t wait to set sail with u next week",
"That storm seems to be coming my way",
"Finishing this giraffe, then getting some sleep. Super excited about tomorrow!",
"some relaxation. so much things on my list... but really not that much",
"Okayyy you can read it to me cause then I`ll feel special haha.",
"Pics? Ah, I`ll probably see you at work at some point... Hopefully b4 it grows out too much",
"Mmmmmmmm... ? it in the morning",
"OHMIGOD, I would have loved that. Alas, there was just lots of gun play. No dancing",
"wait...why didn`t I know about this wedding? Aren`t I supposed to be in yours and vice versa? btw I know it`s not yours",
"_liv_lyf good to hear! Just in time for the weekend. I`ll be working though",
"'Graverobber, graverobber, sometimes I wonder why I even bother..' Have fun tonight!",
"http://www.efteling.nl/ Today: Nothing but Efteling-fun !! Not too sure about that Python-rollercoaster-ride though",
"how`s the baby fever",
"Yup theory is GREAT but the reality is beyond imagination... I also made the same planning not knowing VS will FAIL on me",
"In Kelantan! Good to be (sort of) home! :pI`m guilt stricken after having that turtle egg. Really. Won`t do it again. Really.",
"chillin wassup ma?? ayo in cali my day just started idk where u r but u have a gud day YA diggg",
"Hope it went well! Was rooting for you both from the (not so) comfort(able world) of PhD application form-filling-in ****",
"is bak in mcr....glad i can sleep in ma own bed 2nite yeyah...but i fink i,m missin popeye hopin 2 c him 2moz ****",
"Just came back (well yesterday) from the Hannah M. movie, I LOVED IT! I went to the highest part of the cinema to dance! BEAUTIFUL SONGS",
"Beautiful monday morning so happy http://myloc.me/tCt",
"My 100th post- dedicated to Sarah,sunny weather,and my love for that Snakes On A Plane (Bring It) song that should have died already.",
"From ME and no one else! Muhahahaaaa! Well maybe Jesse",
"I`m not sure. Btw, YAY FOR WICKED TICKETS! That`s awesome! When are you going?",
"its almost your birthday!!",
"thats great babe!! congrats!!",
"i really need to go and start some more revision,biology or chemistry today me thinks",
"'I`ll see you again yeah?' 'Its up to you' 'I guarantee you will, i dont want to wait to long not seeing you' **** fruit basket! Hahaha",
"um...how long has it been since you slept?? startin to worry over here.. well i hope you are having fun... lots of love to you",
"about to go to my boo`s pad",
"You are an early bird too I see?!?!",
"Time flies...and i never got it all right. Why oh why?",
"So im playing hooky from work and it feels good Gonna go get ma hair did! .......i wonder how fitzsimmons is doing?",
"is really really ready!",
"I am up and feeling pretty **** gud! I dont even have a hangover what a nice feeling",
"_song Glad you had a wondrous Beltaine! Mine was quiet, yet in sync with the season. Miss you all...",
"...I need a huge favor of love. Anticipate texts from me",
"alright alright! I will be tuning in and taking notes - remember what I said before (got a spot? raising my handz - both",
"Cant wait && Cant wait to see the 3d concert experience (i live in the uk) the was the trailer at the cinema yesterday.",
"oh yes! I was amazed! It was so nice! Next we can go drive it! That`s if they trust us! Haha",
"just got my BMTH concert tickets ? youknowimsofreshtilldeath?",
"Morning workout sesh. Love Life.",
"thanks neemah. I`m gonna be soooo close to you and izzy, yet so far",
"I`m sure you left the audience awestruck Katherine. Looking forward to reading some wonderful reports.",
"ahh! Yay! so you`re gonna get it?",
"Okay one of my ears popped so now I know what everything sounds like and everything is reall loud",
"Maybe next time. Can`t be away this weekend as much as I`d like to jump in the car and go. ::pout::",
"Just finished The Village. So in love,could watch it over and over! Wonder why I can`t get to sleep tonight",
"I do too!! Sounds interesting",
"i believe only my black personality can explain how i feel... that boyfrann of mines gots me sprung"
] | 91 |
in about half a hour i`m going to my english lesson...guess i`ll have to wait...and wait for a couple hours so i`m over with it.(( :S )) | [
" y u gotta say all that",
"it`s sunny but i`m bored sad call or text me",
" Ten hours ago, I was was sleeping, sorry.",
"now feels like a dork for using the wrong Ping group",
" been there sucks like hell.",
"Damnit Day 26 is at Northpark mall..I use to live near there someone steal Mike for meeee!",
"studying for this **** econ test",
"ahh yes the obligations of a vampire kept me away from twitter.but now i`m back & will try 2 update as much as possible.i lost a donor",
"late for sick kid at home, hope she feels better later tonite",
"homework on a friday night...lame",
"this time, i really need to shut it.. i`m going to sleep! my head aches badly and i really can`t take it..",
" i kno i doooo!!!!!!!!!! yall partyin with out me",
"**** i hate when the strawberries run out in my special K",
"Practically my whole body burns... I can`t bend over or make any sudden movements with my arms",
"I am sooooooo bored in textiles !",
"Not well again it`s definitely not hayfever"
] | [
"such a long day, heading to bed . iloveyou <3",
"kinda done trying. ugh. oh well it was worth the effort. long day tomorrow. night tweeters!",
"Funtime was not a lot of fun!! But finally done with it",
"Leaving SF soon. I just might cry.",
"I`m concerned for that family",
"_xo dang it, so its not certain ? ? ? are you okay?",
"Just came back from school.... Packing for my dad`s house",
"I can`t wait to see UP! How dare have a 'real' job. Probably going to have to wait until tomorrow.",
"Ah Not doing cbeebies epg by any chance are you hehe. need pinkyponk crash warnings ;-) Is your journey home long?",
"I`m supposed to be Ms. Twitterology",
"_control aw babyy i`m sorry i gots too excited, haha. <333",
"Is not looking forward to the LSAT",
"awwww I`ll be waiting then, hope it doesn`t rain",
"I forgot about it and I already ate lunch so I guess I`m not going.",
"finishing one shift in 37 mins... drive half an hour and start all over again till 1am...and back in @ 11am tomorrow .. and its sunny",
"All I want to do is sit back & relax for a little while. How can that be this difficult?!",
"dude, i pestered army personnel at Mumbai airport to let me hold it so much that they had to *request* me to leave",
"haha I fail just remember sohcahtoa xD",
"I`m Kinda sleepy.. I Was up too late texting a nice boy making date plans for next weekend..",
"is thinking so much and i`m at work",
"It`s such a romantic novel!! I cried in the end Now I`m going to bed. I`m so tired.",
"going to have bfast now",
"what about sauce? Huh? I`m going to california tomorrow morning",
"oww...just bit my tongue",
"I`m glad I don`t have class on Fridays. I need the break! Algebra test on Wednesday",
"_liv_lyf good to hear! Just in time for the weekend. I`ll be working though",
"Signing off folk, might be back on later!",
"WOw, that`s a lot of work. I hope today is a day off for you. I`m working as usual. But, getting some playtime in too.",
"Can`t, did I forget to say that? hahaha I wouldn`t be able to get home.",
"yep... i think i might have just made the decision to go head first... we may be witnessing a historical moment... real talk",
"????? ,my latest obession.",
"Off tha internet now Txt it",
"I just signed up for Japanese 123 at Clark College... it will be a night class with Kamei-sensei... only two days a week KUSO!",
"11 days till county raly i had 2 tak 3 from 14 it took me a while",
"_fred6 Awww... :/ I guess that`s both good and bad, moving is not an option I guess? Mhm, so are you, hehe ;) (we have same time?)",
"at work closing files",
"You better come here by the time I count to 10 or else. 1, 2, 3, BAM!!!!!",
"Even more so bc I drove their asses to Chandler, which is why I am just now getting home, an hour and a half later. LOL",
"Sorta needs to somehow forget that its E3 in LA practically during my ethics exam and self-imposed revision time.",
"I wish my roommates were coming home soon maybe i should take a nap to waste time",
"http://bit.ly/SjNAx If he is saying something I don`t fully understand, please let me know.",
"On my way to the burial",
"i gots a summer job",
"Up and at`m getting ready for work",
"starting to pack stuff up",
"OMG..5 days till 1st state exam!",
"well just remember that tmrw is another day and hopefully won`t be as craptastic. sorry girrrrl",
"When does it close? I didn`t think it`d been running that long? I still haven`t had chance to see it!",
"good luck going to sleep. i`m up working on a stupid paper. no worries. ur not alone. so u ready to record that album or what?",
"has the day open until 4. don`t know what to do. everyone is leaving today",
"Hey, you!! ;) Call me this week!! Gotta go hang out ... could use the de-stress!!",
"hope the studyin went well",
"Off to school so tired didnt hear the 10 texts i had last night lol !! Still tired but i love Jesus Christ",
"_Schulz lucky u;-) no park for me maybe for a short period ... i really have some stuff to be done untill Wed ...",
"I`d have read it but I`m not sure you would have wanted my opinion",
"So slpy 2day zzzz",
"I`m going to Cali in like two weeks! But it`s nor cal",
"oh il probs do wt i do every yaer watch the first one then watch the last couple of weeks lol",
"_h786 as ur coming on to here im just off to bed hows ur day been? x",
"I`m comin wit u!!",
"just at home, not much going on, had a long day",
"off to bed was gonna read some new moon but its a little late now night night all ****",
"you have been busy, have a lovely time",
"Yeah but it doesn`t sound indie enough i need2learn some other tunes and then pick up mo style =] 1hour! I`ll c u then ;)",
"Hope you feel better! If your alone we can talk until your ready to go to bed...I`m alone too",
"Dreary bus ride home. Im rubbing my eyes out but at least I didn`t spend the day in school. Over 12 hrs well spent",
"_KHC wooow. lucky XD my break is gonna end. my classes starts @ june 4",
"Indeed plenty of jokes to be had Lying on bed hoping it`s going to free up, I`m on Jury service tomorrow...",
"Yay good for both of you. Enjoy the break - you probably need it after such hectic weekend Take care hun xxxx",
"trying to learn to tweet!! it`s all good I hope..",
"Wow.... I thought we`d only be gaming for 8 hours but here I am 13 hours later seeing the last person out. <_< Long session, but fun.",
"A week away from 21 huh!? So what do you wanna sip on - I got `cha! Shhh... we won`t tell Love you!",
"just got them- about to read & reply",
"Gotta sleep, and then off to work",
"its my last friday of my high school years!",
"is going to go get some food.",
"I was going to hidden-file it and you`re thinking about youtube? SO NOTT! Lol. Hey put the phone down and more swimming",
"You can save it for next time!! ? http://blip.fm/~5z2sv",
"had to pause tv, now i`m 10 minutes behind on BGT",
"Ive been wanting 2 but will be gone 4 2 mo. & have to close my shops!",
"http://twitpic.com/66st1 - please let me freee... I can`t watch you **** for much loongerrr!",
"_Girl well something thaz quick please",
"word?? ima be there this summer....just move back with me lol",
"I lluuvv u too.. ahhh im gonna miss u evenn moreee! lol",
"Just had a great study time followed by a delicious Japanese meal with Arty! Now, trying to get back into the study mood",
"can`t. wish I was sleeping. Gotta be at work in less than 4 hours... Wait, what`re u doing up???!",
"finishing off a quick magazine article for CAP, can`t wait to get it done and get back to the book",
"Just got back from a run & I`m feeling grrrrrreeeeeaat!!!",
"Getting ready for work and the sun is shining, plus it`s the w/e! Bgt tonight..... what am I gonna do after it`s finished?!",
"Hi Jordan i`m gonna all of u...I know ur busy and i know ur probably tired. but please reschedule NC. don`t leave us out.",
"_N - me too!! I don`t want to ooze while speaking either! (why do I have lame jokes about wiping social media off my shoe? lol)",
"Hi, i was just getting up now so i tought i could write something. Today i`m gonna go shopping! Soo fun, isn`****?",
"Come on, man, give me some slack!",
"Wow, my phone was blowing up with tweets all day. Now that I`m home, it`s a ghost town! Guess I`ll do some chores in my apt. & go to bed.",
"going to watch some tv now - crazy night out - up at 7am for work tomorrow I`ll live somehow! At least it means I finish early!",
"ok ermm I`ll meet you in the gym at half four then",
"lmao haha nice lolz it`s all good though. i can wait lol",
"_Online When will the maintanance end? I would like to backup some stuff.",
"trying to decide what to do tonight. Study Chem or write the night away. The night`s still young, perhaps I`ll do both",
"On the airport in Philadelphia at the moment, waiting for the plane to leave in about an hour. Just six more hours on a plane",
"oh! so this could well be your last post!",
"_1210 holy ****, I need to see that! Too bad I gotta wait until tomorrow",
"_e im going to my dance class now",
"pulled up @ walmart aunt got out went in I fell asleep 2 hours later.... were r you?! lol",
"Hey. I won`t be coming to town this weekend, because I don`t have a day off until next friday.",
"I`m ready homie..actually ima be working",
"Raaaaaaaaaaagh early morning and its not even early!! Must leave for work in 6 minutes...",
"ugh, not sure i have the patience or remaining intelligence at this point in the day (week?) to refactor and rewrite this package of code",
"Just home from work!!!!! Need to continue packing. Raerae is gone for the weekend. Mya and I are hanging out",
"reeeejuvinated and bored as hell.",
"I won`t be getting any ROTF toys `till MUCH later. Tell me if anybody isn`t/is worth getting.",
"Time flies...and i never got it all right. Why oh why?",
"Off to school. Who knows what to expect? Bring on life and all of it`s suprises!",
"Realizing that I don`t have school today... or tomorrow... or for the next few months. I really need to get on those job applications!",
"baby I`m in maryland I`m NOT gonna make it BUT I will see ur sexy **** next sat in camden VIP....come early n hang!!!!!",
"office hours/trying to make my computer feel better.",
"Okay, as long as you`re all right.",
"home? where the heck are you? Ima be home so soon! iA!",
"Of course. I`d send it to you, but I don`t think it would survive the trip.",
"I`m in a traffic jam"
] | 533 |
acsvxdcbgfn soccer now. shall see young phoebe after D: I don`t want her dressed up though | [
"has burnt my hand on the cooker, it hurts",
"running errands with geeta... feeling like i have the plague",
"Tracy and Berwick breaks my achy breaky heart They split ways in the hallways.",
"I think I tricked out my ankle during cardio yesterday. I`m getting old.",
" Plus you guys have IceTV, which I REALLY miss from living there.",
"Lost at bowling again why do i suck",
" i hate it. it should just be english all day everyday",
"Taking the caltrain to go see the giants. It`s Cold and someone smells like pee",
"REALLY want to go to Maker Faire tomorrow but I am SO SICK. #makerfaire",
"AHHHHH I needa hurry up and shower before this 'HUGE' storm hits",
" i`m not in the best financial situation myself at the moment. i`m beyond broke. my money is spend as soon as i earn it atm",
" awww. i wish i had a younger sis ): but i do have an older one!!! i bet your younger sis loves it JUST as much as u do!",
" I`m sorry to hear that.",
"Buried under more web changes. Going to make lunch now... I won`t have a chance later. Too much to do.",
"MAD AS HELL! SOMEONE STOLE MY PINK & BLACK LEAPORD PRINT PUMPS I WANTED TO WEAR TODAY BUT TO GOD BE THE GLORY, HE`LL BLESS ME ABUNDANTLY",
"Poor Nicole just absolutely DESTROYED her cell phone"
] | [
"_diaz I did notice more men with kids in stores on Sat.I am heading to church and sing in the choir in the 1st & 2nd services.",
"i dont want the seniors to leave",
"Getting ready to go to the comedy club and listening to some Q-Tip Who`s on iChat or Skype right now? I need an outfit critique",
"I`ve been nudged!!! not much going on lately umped games over the wknd and i took one to the pills",
"wish i didnt have to go to work tonight",
"poor baby girl chloe is freaking out because of all of the noise! She so cute and pitiful hiding under the middle of the table!",
"can`t believe I`m leaving this place tomorrow.",
"Working on the store`s Facebook group, getting ready to relax and play some 360. I`m thinking Mercenaries 2 tonight; Me likey explosions",
"http://twitpic.com/4vtlm - awww, she is really cute",
"exams. thennn some sexy time.",
"but its pretty at least, I think I need to catch some sleep soon though",
"about to go to sleep",
"Thank yooou! I might have to get it seen to... hm... ****",
"Boo, on both counts.",
"? ? ? You can`t be 29...on Sugar Mountain...(or so people tell me...) ? ? ?",
"i want my face to be a somatic drawing of david lanham or i want a leopard theme his somatic theme.. im so sad..im such a big fan..",
"at work closing files",
"when in doubt go with the instincts.",
"Wow, you might be countering the Benedryl with your enthusiasm.",
"aaah k..am like a fan incarnated,so kinda like a mutant. till date, Ghalib has never *yet* left my questions unanswered",
"Lack of plans for tonight Anyone going out?",
"It`s the final count down to bigger hair people ? http://blip.fm/~5z4uq",
"Your schmoo is moving? Are you sad?",
"_Day26 awww man, its nott",
"It`s Friday and I don`t have a job for the weekend",
"hey, I can`t make it to Makers tonight",
"city in a bittt.",
"and all chevre: please follow me at for chevre only I`m using for public tweeting! Thanks!",
"You have a DM amigui",
"Really wants to buy new clothes",
"Bringing my kitty to the vet tomorrow, I think she`s got a tapeworm.",
"Having a cup of tea",
"Fashion Show is done & only one slip...now cooking & having a glass of wine or two",
"I`m only 6` 0'",
"can u follow me please",
"I shudder at the thought of what she was thinking she`d do with it if she`d managed to reclaim it...",
"Someone make me a cofffeeeeeee......",
"I say it`s in the cards.",
"Step-by-step I`m leaving it all behind",
"It would be great if those VIPS were for some acts I`d enjoy seeing, but noooo.",
"is about to go duster shoppping in greenhills with my Mom for Balikbayans",
"About to venture forth to Turkey Creek & fetch the boy after his post prom festivities. Hope he had fun",
"Me + court =",
"i`d prefer 'observationally insightful', but call it as you see it. my ice cream`s just too fancy tonight.",
"You should check yourz Rayne.",
"Yep. Nothing to worry about.",
"so i`ll excuse your love for the Cavs and the west, even though I don`t share it!",
"don`t wait on Red, could be ages. I know what you mean, though. Really looking for a new job",
"It looks like it might rain",
"u didn`t hit me up",
"Don`t let the sun catch you crying - Oh my.. so cool http://tinyurl.com/cugy8c",
"I want a new lappy",
"that`s not great guy related??",
"have someone help you with the makeup...you gots to go out looking fine and have another shot",
"Chino - Gentleman Jack is pouting because Mommy is gone to dinner. http://apps.facebook.com/dogbook/profile/view/6891977",
"so....i`m guessing no BGN?",
"Not going to Suffolk tomorrow. However, now MB & I are planning a picnic on the Mall with friends Neil & Jodi.",
"I hope to see you soon again",
"i have to go to the doctor... i don`t want to... cause there i can wait sooo long...",
"Waiting for the last movie to finish then am test screening Ghost of Girlfriends Past, glass of wine and lolly bag in hand, yay!",
"Lovely hubby has just spray tanned the back of my legs for me so hopefully won`t look like an allsort for much longer!!",
"Link won`t open, but I will try it when i have a better connection tomorrow. I`m curious now",
"Wants to go catch happy hour to get me a strawberry lemonade slush ( put me on them)...but i dont have my car...super",
"is about to go for a run.. in this weather..",
"that was not Venessa that was me..",
"whaa? you really should. 2 and 3 are definitely optional, though. I liked them, but I`m also crazy.",
"http://twitpic.com/672s3 - What I woke up to this morning...I didn`t want to leave bed.",
"I`ll have to take a picture of the moon tomorrow night not gonna happen today :/",
"_FC sounds good maybe some player quotes, photos etc I`m living in WA atm so would love bits and pieces from the Ady and Sun",
"I hve a fat kink in my neck maybe someone handsome will massage it out later? we`ll see!",
"guess its a no go girlie. I`m still at the gym and work at 6:30am",
"lol fine by me long as its not the scary dude its all good",
"in 1st period. i hate this class. can`t wait until i`m home!!!!!!!!! i`ll b the happiest person in the world wen i`m home!!!",
"dw you never will ****",
"why you not go on the twitters no more? oh bais!",
"Off to Woolsery this morning to (hopefully) see North Molton U16 clinch the North Devon League title. Lovely day for it",
"aw it was so sad shes too cute!",
"Work is ded out tonite tho eeeeeee",
"too early ,,, I`ll spill my corn flakes",
"I know it wasn`t going to be there, but I check EZTV for The Office torrent...",
"i`m a bum today",
"Ah this is getting to me",
"facepalm hope the interview is a choice and not a forced thing...",
"_carter Ey boy!! I can�t see the video because youtube says me :The vid is private. Why? I want to see it. Besos grandes guapo!!",
"Enjoy your day too! Prob see u up top of Glyders. No pint for me, gotta drive straight back as we`ve got Dog stuff to do Sunday",
"ohh yeahh with the showcase he said his artist will be outta town so keep me posted as to the next one",
"http://twitpic.com/4wsjr - Leisure Bay beach (I see the pic. wasn`t uploaded last time, grrr!)",
"cant decide on wht i wanna do with the rest of my day...i think i may go bk 2 sleep woe is me! uugghh! lol",
"Cheers for that! Will have a look at that later and hopefully get sorted!",
"not sure if I can use my Neko tix for Sunday night. may be offering them to someone else, you`ll all be the first to know if interested",
"i love all da sexy ladiez ya beautiful unique and sexy, and smart. dont let a **** call u a **** cuz ladies ya worth then dat i mean it",
"garcia bend- learned that lesson last night! I thought i was gonna throw up! Got our tix for fashion show at end of mo.",
"Great long-weekend so far Going for a run now - no Judo tonight Then off to Blue Water for some 'Retail Therapy'",
"The bunuelos were a huge hit but i had to skip shopping afterwards. let`s see what kind of trouble i can get into here...",
"live chat soooon most likely.",
"what`s going on sweetheart?",
"I waited, listening to wind blowing through the tumbleweed? Are none of you old enough to know what to do when someone says 'Crackerack'?",
"is it in crowntown? i think i may just meet you there? let me get ready and ill let you know",
"OH MAN I WOULD BUT I`M FRESH OUT",
"pic as promised http://twitpic.com/4wqy4",
"cn i gt a twit frm u pls? Hva gr8 shw 2nyt !",
"going to watch some tv now - crazy night out - up at 7am for work tomorrow I`ll live somehow! At least it means I finish early!",
"NICE I must see this",
"http://twitpic.com/66y00 - Niceee Hey i never get stickersss",
"Just home from work!!!!! Need to continue packing. Raerae is gone for the weekend. Mya and I are hanging out",
"not super keen on the drive home through the rain.. additional concentration required that i don`t really wanna deal with",
"Not addicted, just sociable.",
"Art History Quiz... I didn`t study",
"That`s awesome! We have that this weekend too but I can`t go because I`m moving this Sat. I should be a lot of fun though",
"Just found out that they are running a lil behind.",
"What timeeee? My mom says I have to do something daw tomorrow, eh. But we`re never compelte!",
"_go you sure ?",
"What a beautiful day! Going to edit Lisa Maxwell interview from her last day at The Bill now. Shame I can`t see my laptop screen outside",
"its ok. im juz curious",
"Morning Lou, I Have some housework to do then im off to Church",
"Jennnnnn richhhh wast to the ed",
"its after 12 an man is texting me telling me that he wants to come over.i say i`m tired..lol..da punk says he`ll bring me redbull and KFC",
"not sexy with 2 tubes sticking out of my stomach but thanks !",
"Me too,but i`m goitn to go to shower!And cleanin` up my room and later eat somethin`",
"Little one`s cast is taking a beating. It is starting to show some wear and tear and it has been on less than a week. She is too active!"
] | 598 |
you could say that. I left it in VT and have been Blackberryless since Tuesday Night. I`m lost | [
" HAHA Amen! Im sooo **** hungry... And I hate knowing my weekends gonna be ****, when its supposed to be great",
"exams are the worst mahn!! 2 to go",
":kwanghock it is the Hao Da Za Ji Pa?? I miss the food there so much??",
" LMAAAOOOOO that is horrible. Poor thing",
"wished didnt spend money last night",
"ugh i need a job but no one is hiring",
" But I hate being me",
"My throat is killing me",
"is very very tired just want to sleep. Stupid work getting in the way!!!",
" this is sounding like the worst lurgy ever - the one that just won`t go away .. ...are you ready for end-of-rope action yet??",
"listening to music...feeling kind of down",
" I`m bad with understanding there things! You should know this!",
"Is getting upset at work cus bindz and j are being bullies and they won`t let me go duty free shopping!",
" There is a motorcycle for sale down the road. Mind you it`d be stupid of me to get it. Summer 5 months away.",
" its taking forever to upload",
" I heart Mela so so much cept last time I went they booked us in on the Saturday instead of the Friday and wouldn`t feed us"
] | [
"I can`t get to bed",
"i`m fine thanks wbu?",
"Just chillin`.. I`m a bit bored boohoo !",
"Half term is almost over",
"sux gabe just told me to go to the afterparty and I have ID that works but I can`t go",
"Watching Gross Point Blank.",
"Going back to my house to pick up some dvds for bapang and pick dito`s up but forgot to pick up other dvds for dito, so I have to go back",
"lunch break`s over, going back to work....",
"I can`t sleep... And now????",
"You have a DM amigui",
"thanks for rubbing it in, jerk where are you guys going this weekend?",
"no wayyy, that`s too funny. well he sure is missing out, but ever since you left, i feel i am too when is your next visit?",
"off to bed with fingers and toes and everything crossed u pick me-lol! Hope ur well and got back safe,poor Jon ****",
"yea. I was off today luv. I shudve told u. anything exciting happen yet. And I saw u last night",
"_richie I also saw u on American Idol great performance, I see u will be at Windsor in June 20 Commodores won`t be there",
"Nerves I think, Im not sure",
"what`s that? The sun? No sign here",
"Shen computer just broke Time to get the old IBM out...",
"waiting around for boyfriend. then off to queens. ... looks like it`s going to pour here in dt bklyn. umbrellaless",
"tee we beefin....what was u supposed to do before leavin????",
"Just dropped my new mobile down the loo. Fingers crossed it works as I still have 17.5mths left on the contract",
"wants to go see street dreams but it`s not playing anywhere near here",
"guess Ill drive it back nine hours",
"I`ve heard this fall. I`m waiting too!",
"After I water the plants I am headed to the farm. Don`t have any popcorn for the goats Katnip is looking good under saddle",
"I can Rome without Ceasar",
"You don`t get them anymore?",
"Back from the gym, just checkin` email. Gonna go watch an old movie or something. It`s a little cool out to sit outside and read!",
"chillin promoting muzik...not eating lmaao",
"Schoool needs to end, Work tonight 4 to 8 hittt me up after <3",
"I forgot, Happy Mom`s day.",
"we won`t be home till like next month",
"ok that`s subtly saying i`m no longer a fave temme 1 thing - did the firangs steal your vocab? ur eating words and how!",
"I kind of miss a certain someone already. and, i never get to see him again.",
"this evening,picking up n`pop and go for dinner at Ta Lum Tum Tum (som-tum),Major Avenue..decided to go home(not clubing tonite)..",
"Guess I have to go back and scrape out the oven now. Blerg",
"_home Yes - that would be perfect. That was supposed to happen, last night, still dry. Usually happens as I a heading to appt.",
"I thought I was the only one with the tags on the outside of my shirt",
"is way too sleepy to be awake",
"...just waiting to get picked up at the train station by my bro and then off to the gym. Can`t believe I bumped someone last night",
"hey I didn`t get the email yet",
"My best friend is in vegas without me",
"We are both following and I don`t think I have seen him online lol",
"Is waiting for sumone to come online",
"i wasn`t able to go the conference.so I didn`t get the outline.. however I have been doing my own & it`s coming along.",
"Mc John sim posit 3 yr passed no softees stranded without warren tea out tech spec kaching !!",
"The tree-lined avenue,begins to fade from view,drowning past regrets, in tea and cigarettes,but I cant seem to forget,when you came along",
"it`s the weekend but 9 year old is grounded which makes me grounded too",
"Lost a battle with the couch....phone has been blowing up",
"thanks! I`m totally bushed today though time for some coding",
"nah im pooped from moving 2day im just laying down relaxing lol",
"i got one too, but it was on a usb key without the fancy packaging",
"I`s sorry listen to some Bats or GD as you do it! [dude, I never got to tell you, but, BATS WERE AMAZING <33]",
"Yesterday I heard a song about taking a base onto a plane. Can someone help me find it? I don`t know anything else about it.",
"meagan rochelle 'the one u need' i would say 'cater 2 u' by he didnt produce that.",
"there`s just no air",
"I don`t watch - just wish - TV`s been off for months- I love it Guess I won`t win though LOL",
"_wi_no_name nope! the printer in the library didn`t work, ill have to pass it in monday",
"Downside though is that you`re breaking the thread.",
"No money... and No Car...",
"it`s best if i check it while it IS up. when it`s down, i can`t really see anything",
"Were have you been?",
"okay thank you! i can`t find it",
"fo sho, im down",
"Baby just left gonna get ready (again) and I`m leavin` Chilis = Full -_-",
"Work is a no go",
"i miss my old phone it worked so good until i dropped it i want a new one for my birthday...",
"That comment was just to ..well you know...to not reply to it.",
"_what_ did you do? Let me guess... you skipped sports and bought a new pinkish outfit?",
"not much blipping lately, but i`ll get onto that for you.",
"Ended up riding down brick lane The A12 was dead (apart from scameras every 5 minutes)� took an hour to get in.",
"Week-end is over and now it`s time to get back to work",
"tomorrow should be good. but apparently no movies",
"still got one more year with t-mo tho I might just get a new bb curve. Not too concerned abt apps. Batt life is important",
"I don`t saw the movie",
"_Chip That`s right! I totally forgot. Might not be till August, though Have a great summer!!",
"the day i was planing on doing my work, i havent ...... i leave everything to the last minuet ...",
"Waiting for the bus back from cripple creek to pick up the twizzler town seems kinda quiet tonite *rolynn719*",
"last full day of vacation",
"didn`t make it out to shop....... there is always tomorrow.",
"alright...I`m going to get off comp now, go back to ur party be safe & have fun!",
"@_handz_ it was quiet.... unfortunatly but what the hell it`s good the chill out too right?",
"..people you love.... wait i am not there",
"trying to figure it out",
"Yrbook signing w/ evryone was fun, I`m gna miss evrything",
"Home now!!! LOL but leaving again on monday for flo rida!!!",
"we won`t be in town email me if there is another one though.",
"need to leave now.. tweet laters",
"my last full week of school!",
"Found which exit to take. Thanks .",
"Busy.. Busy.. Busy.. :S Wont be on Ning for few days.",
"is having a lazy sunday",
"just gott home from work and now relaxing",
"my friend sent u call bck messages. i dunno if you could reply but she has no credit thts all.",
"No blood drives in my area. I`ll keep looking.",
"Taking the day off and doing absolutely nothing Studying begins on the morrow",
"Tonight is the last Jay Leno late nigt show",
"Twitter is sooo quiet today",
"I`ve lost my pocket knife Suggestions for replacing a Ken Onion Chive?",
"At home alone with not much to do",
"Have a cold one for me, I`m just off to work now",
"is trying to find something to do tonight",
"hahaha. I`m driving, so I leave roundabouts when I wake up tomorrow. Arrive proximately 5 hrs from then. See ya tmw!",
"haha you would do that =P that`s cute. nobody ever comes to visit me god **** lake geneva and how far it is from civilizati ...",
"I`m suppose to get up to go find sumthin to wear tomorrow but I can`t get up",
"had a great time at six flags yesterday.. its summer my friend spent the night last night and just left so now i`m bored..",
"Nothing definite yet..and the show is in a week I may just be resorted to giving them away",
"coming back drom camp!!! there was no cell fone reception =0 so im so happy were back in QLD and a little bit tired",
"yeah....but I finish go home get changed etc etc then im off again",
"Heading home now, yay! Was going to buy a much needed bottle of wine to drink with dinner, but my wallet is MIA so no wine for me tonight",
"Running around town with Kathleen....she`s leaving me for a month..",
"So there aren`t anymore exams, but there is only 3 days left. I`ve just now relized this is a bad thing. And a good thing. I dont know.",
"concert tonight chackin out and not coming tomorrow!",
"I was just thinking that",
"I`m doing an experiement",
"fell asleep waiting for my ride!",
"OH NO ZOMBIEPIX DON`T FOLLOW ME ANYMORE... NEED SOMEONE TO CHEER ME UP",
"about to go to my boo`s pad",
"just woke up still in bed sundays r the ****, its the do nothing day of the week",
"ur there when I`m not lol"
] | 205 |
it was a biligual sweatshop LOL I talk 2 him once in a while but not as much, he got an r6 | [
"http://twitpic.com/54khn - I am very sad. They cut down my Pink Tree. I noticed it when I left today to get Betos",
" Not so good I think that`s my fault though - didn`t use buttermilk. Recipe was on back of the flour.",
"plus.. janessa hurt my feelings",
"i know i was wrong. maybe i shouldnt did all of those **** things like that",
"i think they are working why eyes are drooping its so weird being under drugs i dont like it ... cant wait for tomorrow though",
"http://twitpic.com/676hv - R.I.P Fristy just thinking abt her",
"VCenter is screwing up on me today. More specifically the MSSQL server that it connects to.",
" what did you think of the finale? I thought it was kind of a cheap way out",
"disappointed she didn`t win teh glassez.",
" i just went to find that unity girl on bebo, i cant find her! i fail at bebo stalking",
"you ever come across something that reminds you alot of the one person that completely broke your heart? cause i just did",
"So Bored. Firday Evening And Nothing To Do",
"Cancelling my JavaOne http://ff.im/3nzTH",
" So sorry to hear your terrible news Thinking of you all x",
"63 days of summer holiday left, and they are going way too slow! When will school get here???",
"3 hours of sleep and a mild hangover = carelessness and the loss of a brand new ipod pouch"
] | [
"just hanging with my bestie",
"playing with Zeke, he`s leaving today",
"Has lost his vocie and Adele is laughing at me LOL and still wondering why I`m in college on me week off",
"Yeah I kept rethinking it because noone that I knew would want to go with me lol. So I ended up just didn`t buy them.",
"I mailed for some help, you got reply right now from him, I didn`t get, which should probly mean I won`t get it",
"I empathise luvvie, I dont personally understand a grown mans need to dress in tartan in search for a little white ball",
"Forgot an EC2 machine running for 15 days, and got a $35 bill. Amazon teaches you to get organized for a fair price",
"I work at the group home",
"I wish I was able to talk to you.",
"but im not complaining.",
"i got no followers i only have like 2 someone follow Me please?",
"irregularly. And Im (half-assedly) working on an essay. by saying half-assedly I really mean not at all. Words not even open",
"Red Rock for lunch with Colin. and couldn`t come. IPA Junior freshly made! Yum yum yum.",
"Trying to sell my GM stock",
"Sinse i had dis thing..not 1 reply not 1 message. Nuffin! pshh who cares..i know im special X",
"Some days you must look hard for that good thing.",
"http://www.thinkgeek.com/books/nonfiction/b322/ <-- Get me one of those and maybe next time",
"Oh man, that`s rough. Sounded like the weekend went well! Get some sleep",
"Now I KNOW my shares are up...have 7 followers...wonderful! The sun is now shining brightly in `darkest Africa`...",
"star treeeeek?! only one hot guy there and i get to watch him do his hot stuff woo.",
"shut up you know what! oll just like zack again then.",
"I have to go to work with out my and",
"_Lynn _raquel ahh man ok if y`all end up doin sumthin else let me kno so I can meet y`all 2 see wht yal gone do..",
"sitting in the parking lot-by myself i miss you baby. couple min til i gotta deal with a ****. then i`m peacin` out and hitting the gym",
"I called but you didnt answer",
"so Roman is now on pain killers and some LQ meds. Thanks Jess for agreeing to go get him yogurt before you go out!",
"was on the list, i paid 5 to get in, but if your under 21,you cant go in and out, but it was gettin so hot, so we went outside",
"I loved him and he was in a mini",
"I managed to find few places where you can combine fun, pleasure and savings but it took some planning though",
"Well Done , Visteon Belfast, 2 years salary paid. Just shows what happens when you stand up for yourself",
"Etsy handmade cards weren`t any good?",
"just trying to make you feel at home?",
"it was a crazy time, nothing to be ashamed of that you were timid. you were osocute in your bashfulness",
"Monday blues? Not today, not for me.",
"i`m only updating this so that brett`s phone beeps but really.. looking at wedding stuff. again.for the next five months.",
"what? You won`t be two blocks away any more?",
"After the sketchy moments at A mtn, the friends and I moved up the trail and sat at the end of the road, just talking and being silly",
"ROFL Even if I kept insurance and payments under $300, Im still like.. meh. Good thing I applied for a day job pasy $2888mo",
"_Holden I must admit though, part of me didn`t want her to get through so she wouldn`t have to put herself through all that again.",
"How it was slept?",
"A short 5.25 hours left to go at work",
"Photo: novusnovendo: EYECANDY + LIVE = like a ****! only he keeps his clothes on BUT he can take them... http://tumblr.com/x2k1wga72",
"I just broke a bottle, I should probably focus on work instead of thinking of more songgoeswrongs",
"dude, i pestered army personnel at Mumbai airport to let me hold it so much that they had to *request* me to leave",
"my grandpa called, wants to know what you are doing with his hat.. and when you plan to return it",
"asks thnx for gritiNg take caRE Too God BleSS http://plurk.com/p/rqo76",
":o And I missed it? And I`ll miss the rpt 2mrw Oh well there`s youtube sunday I guess. Thanks Andrew",
"and I bought FOUR ties http://tinyurl.com/pvajlm",
"lunch break`s over, going back to work....",
"For some reason, Corona Light tastes so much better when I am with you than it does when I am alone. http://twitpic.com/67wa0",
"If I were a transformer... I`d step on people just to hear them *squoosh*. But I`m not so I guess I`ll just have a cup of coffee instead.",
"_Roy i tell them it`s facebook minus everything but the status updates.",
"Lol - we`re like polar opposites, Ben! Maybe that`s why we get on so well",
"I had fun this summer",
"life should be exciting today but someone very close to me has mardy bum and its starting to rub off on me!!",
"waiting for someone`s SMS. it`s been weeks and nearly a month :?",
"http://twitpic.com/4w9h2 better in person had to send u this, I feel like mouse from 'The American Tail' . Over in RI!",
"Half term is almost over",
"okay, i`m out for a while back later!",
"_song Glad you had a wondrous Beltaine! Mine was quiet, yet in sync with the season. Miss you all...",
"_N - me too!! I don`t want to ooze while speaking either! (why do I have lame jokes about wiping social media off my shoe? lol)",
"last I looked. Hi back...",
"Yeah, but you`ve got admire someone who takes job satisfaction to the Nth degree",
"haha so your having father daugter bonding time? Lol anyways I g2g work get on msn later I`ll be bored x",
"'might be interested' - thanks, I was: I came, I saw, I winced.. too much like Flatland http://bit.ly/12f0y",
"At the Spoke Club - fell in love with Tom Arnold all over again (not Rosie`**** definitely different)... Lucky moi",
"the $60,000 i spent going to college was well spent. I`m going to meet a man tomorrow in the Toys`R`Us parking lot for a cleaning job.",
"Just realized it is friday and b/c of a party I don`t get to go racing.",
"Back from umpireing trainging, making dinner",
"_roe oh well. I`ve never seen him do anything before so I`m not gonna say anything.",
"I was only @ Cambie just slightly before the event then had to leave Waiting for feedback though; I`ll keep u posted!",
"Jason Mraz is still serenading me, while I read 'Judicial Supervision of Executive Action in the Commonwealth Caribbean'. BBL!",
"i havent seen you all week",
"Spent the entire morning in a meeting w/ a vendor, and my boss was not happy w/ them. Lots of fun. I had other plans for my morning",
"I only ever seem to listen to Dirty these days. Most of our CD`s are still at Greg`s parents",
"Luke M here, thanks Ps Chris! Ur husband is pretty cool I reckon! Sorry u were feeling sick and hope you feel better soon!",
"But now it`s gone",
"Gone to the shiggity shwa. back Sunday.",
"I loveeee NY! Getting breakfast then gonna go mimis I`m sooo tiredddd! missing him ODeeee! Love you",
"Discrimination is not a bad thing. I`ve learned to say no. My children would say I mastered that years ago",
"Had a great weekend with John-back to work for 3 days then going to Illinois on Thurs & Fri for more Gigs with John",
"Its like I had a power nap.",
"_PopuLarEnt awww boog u aint been on in a min....hey to ya. but that`s whats up enjoy ya`ll selves especially your lil cousin.",
"Very early and I am actually just going back for a little more rest ..... talk with you a little later ....",
"I`m feeling better now that I have something in my tummy",
"_jayy It might hav to cost u a History essay.",
"Gettin home frm hangin with Herman",
"you can learn a lot from another person.. dont try to out better oneself when its all about love and happiness goodnight",
"yummy thanks strangely quiet too. Kids are downstairs harassing Lance",
"went to wingstop without me",
"SEe waT I Mean bOuT FoLL0w fRiiDaYs... It`S cALLed LoSe f0LloWeRs FridAy... smH",
"Funtime was not a lot of fun!! But finally done with it",
"You`re phone is off",
"_x_ATL u mean jack barakat`s?! wow so have u ever gone to his house? Hehe i mean ur ssoo lucky to have the address!",
"will be back later. http://plurk.com/p/rp3k7",
"Thanks those who have clicked :p Well I think I did something wrong, it`s still at 0 visitor, 0%.. maybe I need to reinstall everything",
"found `s Spinning Top instead of outtamyleague mp3. pardon me sir. but i promise i`ll buy a copy of the cd. i`m saving up",
"Just got home from the BEA & it was kinda boring (2 me) this year but hung out with some GREAT authors & co-workers!",
"needs a new job either closer to home or worth the drive",
"yes, I do but why did you change?",
"??? ?????? - http://bit.ly/nAcK2",
"lol - thats 51p less ive got towards the cruise!!",
"just got in from michaels and had some shreddies im well tired, it was fun though ryan wright stoned = LOL",
"yep but I`m going better now",
"_lord But that means you`ll leave me alone.",
"I forget you`re from Venezuela! Talking with you is like with my classmates.",
"Grounds himself from getting more toys...only cause I have officially ran out of room to place them",
"I gave up following - She seems really nice but clutters the hell out of my feed. It got annoying.",
"strange, that is exactly the chapter god laid on my heart to read in The Message yeaterday morning...He works in mysterious ways",
"Hugs to you for not being able to shag Crush anymore x",
"it`s because finished the recordings?",
"I miss u guys too I prob won`t b bk til august sumtime... But if I come bk anytime b4 then ill 4 sure let u kno!",
"being lazy the rain does that to me gym&&tanning is possibe, work && a small social gathering around tha corner",
"I go into the room for the first time in weeks and you`re off cleaning",
"'somebody calls you, and you answer quite slowly, a girl with kaleidoscope eyes' yeah, im normal.",
"if you need to talk or vent let me know",
"watching the jobros live chat .. not live though haha.",
"Spent some time exploring Atlas and Hercules craters; re-finding things in UMa; Oph; Ser Caput; & Saturn w/ a fogged eyepiece Home by 2a",
"black is good... tight, or should I say too tight, not so good.",
"Went to the vending maching to get Bugles. No Bugles Perhaps it is a sign that I don`t need the snack anyway."
] | 1,019 |
Taking 40 underpriveledged kids to the circus 2moro. BIG day planned & I still aint feeling 100% so nervous right now.. | [
"Ow... My shoulder muscle (I can`t remember the name :p) hurts... What did I do? I don`t even know",
"Why don`t you make me feel like you used to",
" Jess is invited just not me I feel really unloved by u AND Aj right now hahaha!",
"watching chicago. honeyyyy im with you I miss me some hey arnold! and wild thornberrys",
"Stupid sun i actually have to work now",
" I do But Im on a strict diet. . . ugh I feel like if i cheat for one day Ill throw everything up.",
"is frustrated by twitter...my picture will not load.",
" People are cruel sometimes. I can`t imagine being a Star.",
"leather jackets=uncomfortable....not my thing",
"im grounded tonight i hate stupid silent mode",
" 120mm films usually handled at Fuji Oh I met a girl at San Diego. Kwento soon. I miss youuu!",
"I`m sooo lost without my car This is truly depressing. Pregnant people should NEVER be this stressed out!",
"My dad is taking me to school & picking me up tomoz. Plus I have drama almost all day. Score bludge day",
"#asylm yay registered but lost all my friends",
" Aww Yeah I feel you. I know its hard.",
"I have had the William Shatner version of Rocket Man in my head for 3 days now. It`s **** distracting"
] | [
"some of my new followers are pretty cool peeps; check `em out.",
"Been i while since i`ve been on.... bogged under with exams! Eugh. At least theres only 2 left!! Britains Got Talent!!",
"Just saw you on TV for the Best Job in the World. Good luck.",
"Haha, you didn`t do anything wrong.",
"Fab wedding yesterday, feet still sore from dancing so must be a good sign. V glad to wake up in my own bed this morning",
"couple days?! Sheeeeit. Wish I were there. Have something at Cafe Claude for me.",
"Getting ready for a long weekend of work..friday Saturday and Sunday",
"I am sending healthy, healing thoughts in the mumborg`s direction.",
"dude... Can you really be a bachelor at this point?? Don`t worry about it.",
"Hahaha. No, I haven`t. I think I`ll reserve it for next weekend. Have some paperwork to do. Or maybe tonight!",
"Awesome effort this w/e,even if u didnt win.Good luck at Tassie",
"Back from comedy night. Great fun. It`s only midnight. I`m knackered. I`m getting old",
"Good nite everybody! <:Baby Boy:>",
"will u give ur mother anything special? I`ll make a cake and make sure mine gets a stressfree day =p cheesy, but it works",
"My moms calling hospice 4 great gpa its only a matter of time only God knows.",
"I designed a new shirttttt.",
"i`m trying to figure that out right now",
"Kinda meant mother. Im giving props to for taking us",
"i like it and all butttt your not going to have it at the august 7th concert which hurts my feelers",
"hey dave im just up in the UK and first thing i done was put RR on could u play ill be there new kids on the block thanks",
"morning.any plans for today?",
"It`s teacher appreciation week - been out making deliveries to instructors this morning",
"Just spent more than 45 minutes looking at the Aud",
"wow thats impressive! luckily im not in rush but i feel for friends who aren`t getting any younger but cant move house tricky",
"I got paint in my hair",
"is working it out allll day long.",
"i know but its better than nothing",
"Happy muthath`s day to all moms!!! I salute you!",
"Hahhahah I`m watching the greatest movie ever",
"LOVED 'Drag Me To Hell' and 'Up'...yeah my Spend the Day Studying plan didn`t happen",
"I need to look at apartments tomorrow",
"today 'sonny with a chance' came to brazil, i loved it!! you`re amazing <33 please reply",
"Going to woodland hills gna swim and drink. Makin the best of a good day. Yee",
"waiting for JONAS to come on",
"Yah! Feeling better and had a beaut day - Sophie razzing it at the skateboard park (at all of 3 yrs) and Charli happy at school",
"Good luck this week! I know you`ll handle it with grace",
"Going to school =[ I`m actually not so tired today tho",
"Sounds pretty cool. Great job man!",
"OMG Great Day Today Went To A Art Thingy And Noe I Really Want A Zune HD And The Bed Part Its Raining Come Out Mister Sun",
"I`m in a traffic jam",
"Can`t wait 4 a real bed! haha",
"Aww ya not showing off all us mums should be proud of ours kids and let everyone know it",
"Weekend is getting close. Too bad I`ll be stuck up north Hopefully I`ll be able to get out next weekend for some real life fun.",
"jfc, it needs to be the 23rd. i will have been graduated, and i ended up getting AWESOME hook-ups for FTSK and Rocket. so excited!",
"Have a great show Doug, have fun. Im sorry that I wont be there to watch you",
"friends of mine just meet you today..... I can`t wait until it is my turn",
"Goooooodmoring , I don`t want to be up I am YAT happy birthday again _aygee !",
"there coming this year ^-^ wiL said it himself but yes now would be good.",
"Cant wait to leave work",
"pretty tired after a nice full day.",
"One good deed deserves another. I hope to help someone else some day",
"You know what they say about great minds...",
"Thanks for making me laugh",
"i`m so happy i aced my final!",
"GoodMorning. My Father`s going balistic, and I`d say more but I`d rather not get beat, so Have a Good Day, and please text me",
"I know. I am definitely going to try and see Up this weekend.",
"LOL! I had a peek at http://geehall.blogspot.com it`s coming along nicely I totally understand about leaving the set quiet too.",
"Extremely excited! i`m 15 days behind you",
"following `cause ordered it",
"SAimee 26 july, Underage festival 2 August, i found some others but they were too far away",
"Wow, thats quite the trip!",
"this is how we do itttt",
"I want to play",
"is problem free for now. atleast i already said to that person the truth.",
"I`m so stupid! It`s Star Wars Day!!! May the 4th be with you!!!",
"good times haha ily christian and mo gonna watch dazed and confused in a while ha also my first time watching it ha im so lame",
"I have to work but I`ll just watch it later.. even though it`s not the same.",
"is getting married in Vegas in November by an Elvis impersonator am so happy!!!",
"Spending QT with the hubby",
"I need a break! I NEED KITKAT! haha!",
"is wishing work was done soon <3",
"serio barroca?? parabens!!!!!!! May the 4th be with you!",
"yes! sober HAHAHA tanghaling tapat dude! haha WILD. i don`t knowwww plan plan before you go to US!",
"what a beautiful day not to got to my first class",
"OMG at that Almost in our 40`s comment!! Same Bday as Joe here...But I turn 40...OMG....lol",
"yep but I`m going better now",
"off to Sacto to take babies to kennel",
"noooo! Little piggies. i`ll vote anyway, hmpf. We need to hang out soon pls. :hugs!:",
"I`M A CELEBRITY TOOOOO!",
"Lmao Yes its on the 27th I get so excited lol",
"I`m up. I have a plan to transform my bedroom today. Random.",
"congratulations on your shirt btw!",
"Hi this is http://gayorbispace.com We hope everybody is having a safe & fun weekend",
"I think i need some new friends",
"'Its a calander.'Calendar!' COLLANDER!' Bahaha, That part was hilarious, of course, the whole thing was hilarious",
"http://tinyurl.com/c4z6gn Wow.. Wow.. hope, i too get that sort of Guts in near future",
"YEA!! Way to go! Super excited for a great Midwest resource!!! Midwest pride!",
"YES!! cant wait. hope these vip passes help since people already campin out hahah",
"aww hope uve hada good day xxxxx",
"enjoying this whole relaxation thing",
"Howz it going hun??",
"omg evie. we have to do our plan for hot 30 tomorrow night",
"is back from a weekend get away",
"aw anytime, boo. I realized that all I need to have some fun are you guys. We should change our pics to the poofy hair ones!",
"happy mothers day! im gunna crawl up in a ball and act like i dont exist lmfaoo",
"http://twitpic.com/4w483 you guys look so nice",
"Yeah I know Things would be so much easier that way. I`m bored the boys are playing tekenen (I can`t spell it)",
"Presentation went well Yes, I also met a buch of cool people. Checked your portfolio, nice work/details in the projects.",
"lol event management. no prerequisites",
"Happy Mother`s Day Moms Take a load of for at least a day!",
"_lee lol a bugg to school thats awsome",
"seen mi abueltia at the hospital... she`s doing good!",
"LOL...I think it`s safe to say that we are not alone in our thinking!",
"Morning folks! Light tweeting today (`Hurrah!` from the crowd!) `cos I`ve a busy Friday. Me inside, sunshine out.",
"maybe i`ll go one day and thanks i`m all swined out",
"Im on my way to brookings",
"Aww thanks! I am indeed graduating on Friday. Just 4 finals stand between me and freedom...or Teach for America and law school",
"grinning like a Cheshire cat.... ....happy as hell. they made my day ??",
"will be working at 7/11 this summer",
"your not in school",
"just got home from the sunshine coast",
"when u go, LMK. Let`s go together",
"awesome night in the city",
"your saaaaafe with mee(8) **** epic times again last night old friends and new friendships, good way to kick off this month!",
"bl MUTHAFUCKIN ah! I win!",
"Happy mothrs day 2 ; all thaa moms outt thr *",
"**** Frat - that`s too bad... Should be a good show (at least I`m hoping so) esp. since it`s in BK...",
"it was apparently a request by the guests",
"Discrimination is not a bad thing. I`ve learned to say no. My children would say I mastered that years ago",
"_Duerden JealousMUCH..I want to be outttt Not stuck in revising. You better have green dragon in my honour lol"
] | 35 |
it might be the swine flu! haha `cause i`ve got the flu | [
"Time to get ready for wrk! Ahhhh, I dnt wanna goooo!",
" i havent got poked much",
"is pretty dang tired. but chambers class is for napping.",
"Its friday and i`m sick, story of my life...",
"Stupid liars. Glad they are ignorant, because I had a blast!!",
"10) I`m allergic to hot wax",
"he`s outta the ofc til Monday ::GRAND:: kinda bummed me out but b/c I was genuinely sick there`s nuthin I can do about it -->",
"This month was a bad month to try and get an advert together for Kobold Quarterly",
"hateeee history of rock!",
"is updating an old ipod...sad...i miss my orange nano",
" I don`t think they sale Ciroc where I stay..****..thats just my luck",
"nooo i cant be sick...not now! im about to go see my new nephew",
" daaammmnnnnn I do wish I was there.",
" Ahh dang of course it had to do that She better e-mail you back fast!",
" nah the lights killed the mood now you got to get out my bed",
"Ugh! I can`t access through my mobile web!"
] | [
"mmmmm my hair smells guuud. the wonders of 'pantien' ;D",
"i know, right? i`m super-excited - i told y`all this is the busiest time of year for me",
"Woot! lol It`s gonna be hard to send this one back",
"Sigh... you know I am...",
"im riding the highs and lows of moods now.... chores blow",
"Baby baby, it`s gonna be all right when I`m by your side and the whole world turns against you... I ? it when my Ipod randoms BSB songs",
"ok so i`m a lil happier now.. i hope i fixd my emails.. hope they weren`t hacked although it seemed really suspicious!!",
"ha! nice. that`s about all the german you`re gonna get from me. after that, it`s just counting and jibberish.",
"haha I wish! I have 1 filling that broke and 1 cavitie that needs to get fixed!!!",
"going to bed cuz i have to get up at like seven thirty or something tomorrow. today was actually not that bad of a day.",
"It was crazy all day today and I have a feeling it`s going to be that way tomorrow, too. Enjoy your couple of days off though",
"staying in, hve June exams 4 docent training class ,need to study , we hvng zombie movie sunday aftrn, u both shld come over!",
"Bummer I know LOL I actually do more partying when i am in school then out of school..I think it somehow helps me..hahaha!",
"yeah... i guess my password was also changed... i was not able to login my FB cahnge my pw again ...ufff",
"!!!! glad you`re alright!",
"chillin wassup ma?? ayo in cali my day just started idk where u r but u have a gud day YA diggg",
"for sure....I still got 2 hrs till I will be home at the fridge but then BEER BEER BEER lol",
"cuss u siad u weren`t having it...lol",
"yep... i think i might have just made the decision to go head first... we may be witnessing a historical moment... real talk",
"but its pretty at least, I think I need to catch some sleep soon though",
"has dislocated her knee *bad/painful times* gas + air and morphine are fun though",
"thanks! I`m totally bushed today though time for some coding",
"Aw not again! Feel better soon bb!",
"1 month ahaha. AND i dunno if I can go tomorrow LMAO cause i went today Freakin filipino parents AHA",
"1 month ahaha. AND i dunno if I can go tomorrow LMAO cause i went today Freakin filipino parents AHA",
"i cba with it now ohwell might play another innabit",
"maybe someday. i lova ya, friends!! my computer sucks listening to coldplay<3 tomorrow meet my bbff",
"haha, because I`m at 'work' and can`t read anything",
"Hope you feel better! If your alone we can talk until your ready to go to bed...I`m alone too",
"It`s soupy-soup time. Today: Heinz Cream of Chicken and Mushroom - yum! bbl",
"Have to run! I`ll be on later and hopefully can catch everyone I missed today. Working on web is a bear and so I miss a lot.",
"I just managed to stab a piece of bhuja (hot, of course) into the roof of my mouth. Blood everywhere - well, at least in my mouth.",
"I`ve been nudged!!! not much going on lately umped games over the wknd and i took one to the pills",
"I`m at work!!!! Ugghhhhh someone save me now",
"I feel better today.",
"has gone through about 6 tea bags , call me obbsessed , i say thirsty",
"And a good morning to you! Up early with a bad conscience, trying to make up for taking a day off yesterday, are we? :p",
"I knw maan! i was gonna say the same thing. We both would become omelettes and others would become chapathis",
"naisee. is it bad that i can see lens flares all arond me while listening to it? XD cant really catch what they`re saying tho",
"am chillaxin after a busy BankHoliday, Hope everbody had a gd wkend! Holiday in 12 days!!! ****",
"Im hungry and its cold",
"_mcfly Haha! Yeah, I heard they that Leicester won I was home by my self, with a movie, some candy and a pizza.. ! Amazing evening",
"i suppose i best get ready for work grrr",
"Thank you I`ve had anxiety issues for years so I think if I can make it through the first couple of days then I will be fine.",
"i feel like taking a day off but cannot afford it looking forward to the dfb cup final tmrw night though. go werder!!!",
"It`s not my best writing, well i don`t think. LOL. but it`s some! I`d read it all if i were you! It`s pretty **** good after all! =}. LOL",
"*hugs hugs hugs* I`m glad you`re feeling better.",
"_44 Thanks!! It was a bit out of my comfort zone but it was fun",
"Hey Luis, thanks! I have Flash and my prof`s code to thank for that. *cough*",
"i been coolin and **** ya know me",
"awww poor jayk. :[ try to make the drive fun.and eat something soon!have a great show tonight i wish i could go,i live too far",
"Hi, i was just getting up now so i tought i could write something. Today i`m gonna go shopping! Soo fun, isn`****?",
"Thought I`d check out home, that was 10 minutes ago, downloading update, now home square....that`s why I can`t be bothered with it Sony",
"I know haha night",
"haha..i wont well il try not..lol... night chick..xxxxx",
"I guess thats just how I am lol",
"My pleasure and sorry to hear about the pollen thing",
"Part of my Neuroanatomy take-home test. After this, I�m... http://tinyurl.com/de8y47",
"dont be gloomy...go out and get urself ice-cream.or gin,whichever",
"so Roman is now on pain killers and some LQ meds. Thanks Jess for agreeing to go get him yogurt before you go out!",
"I REEEALLY wish I could be there haven`t been n a while.what`s goin on down there lately?",
"**** Frat - that`s too bad... Should be a good show (at least I`m hoping so) esp. since it`s in BK...",
"is very shocked and feeling sick... but happy all the same",
"haha! thanks, Tiff it went well, but they WORE ME OUT!!! lol. im too old for this ;)",
"Scary lightning and thunder I`m glad it`s over now. Going to sleep, I hope I`m not late to school tomorow again. Haha",
"Hopped up out the bed put my swwwaaaaggg oooonnnn! Then got back in the bed it`s raining",
"right my fellow fluffy flasher! I must go to bed, sorry I hope everything is working properly 2moro and we can chat! love u x",
"sounds like Sonics...which I never had ...and for the record, I say spicy bred buffalo wings w/ blu cheese & beer",
"Better than work, work, 10 minutes for lunch, work, work, work? Actually it might be. I don`t work very hard",
"I can`t get to bed",
"like why the **** am i still up...maybe because im drunk as hell and had a great time tonight..**** was crazy",
"omg yes!!!!!!! but I have to get ready for work early tonight I have payroll distribution duty",
"I miss u guys too I prob won`t b bk til august sumtime... But if I come bk anytime b4 then ill 4 sure let u kno!",
"aw anytime, boo. I realized that all I need to have some fun are you guys. We should change our pics to the poofy hair ones!",
"In Kelantan! Good to be (sort of) home! :pI`m guilt stricken after having that turtle egg. Really. Won`t do it again. Really.",
"you looked great for being sick yesterday! i`m sorry I didn`t really make an effort to say hi... I was preoccupied for a while",
"_92 yeah im okayy lots been happening while you not been here !! anyone special at the moment ? ****",
"Chillin Waitin For My Hunny Baby To Get Out Of Work!!!!! To Get My Drink On While Finishin Da Song I Have",
"ohhh i wanna go gahhh but i dunnooooooo :S me confuzzzledd should i or not???",
"ok that`s subtly saying i`m no longer a fave temme 1 thing - did the firangs steal your vocab? ur eating words and how!",
"#Happy Stars Wars day....Me`s a JA-JA BINKS ha A crappy day outside though ah well makes me have a bit more motivation to revise",
"I give it 2 snaps down how`s work going?",
"that would mean me babe! but **** it my name is SUPER FREAKIN COOL! I give myself a pass! HA!",
"has a face mask on. hehe",
"finally home and enjoying the rest of my day. Azongo and I are having a smoke-fest! woot! #mmot miss my",
"Here`s getting cold.. And I got my coffee break 2 minutes ago. Enjoy your drink",
"Is pretty hammered drunk! Props to me! Two nights in a row!!!",
"Okay so yesterday was good went food shopping, cooked some chicken tacos and bakes some cookies!!! Now I am back at work.",
"got the txt - holla when ya need me",
"well now i do",
"i`m done.haha. HOUSE MD marathon ulet",
"thx for all the nice 'it`s going to be alright' mails ... and yes, of course you can leave a comment on my blog ! cheers, i ll be napping",
"LOL! salivary gland?? frm those little flies?? no way! alison=drama queen oh no, ur brain hurts? a new brain is growing!",
"lol! I thought it was pretty funny too!",
"hey ty for tip, wifi networking is one if my many talents I`ll get on it when I can be bothered LOL",
"i`m trying to figure that out right now",
"You spelled my name wrong, but message received http://tinyurl.com/krw9p3",
"_pax Oh man... I`m so sorry to hear that. I hope everything works out",
"****...Ive gotten so much packed up already lmao, well little **** anyway. Either way, I have a good start",
"I`m fine thx. Had 3 days off and took advantage of them -> tired. Waiting too see pics and read your blog.",
"haha they might! good luck if you`re taking it as well i`m hoping I get a 1 for putting my name down",
"wow. hehehe. mushy-mushy mode.",
"Good mornin & no u tol twitter LOL but I knew & called u yesterday 2 see if u were okay but no answer how r u feelin babe?",
"this is twistory... in the making. Yeah, I stole that one from you",
"I hate Fallout 3 it keeps making me jump, I`m also low on health, money, ammo and food don`t worry I`ll get through it.",
"too much sulking over being single going on tonight on tumblr - gru3some: I am here to save the day. http://tumblr.com/xd51qx88b",
"BOOYA!! Sup Tweeps!? Happy inFAMOUS day to you all, off to get it very soon. Can`t wait to play, need to find some more time though",
"You`re such a sappy little fellow! Thanks for all the well wishes. I`ll need them. After today I have one more exam.",
"That didn`t take long.. A fragment of bone did not heal to the major bone, it is now being reabsorbed by my body, may need fix in future",
"Well it`s friday and usually the start of something awsome...I`m not sure if that`ll be this time around I gotta shake this",
"My legs are killing me now. but i know it`s a good pain all in all.",
"Check this video out -- ScriptGirl Report 05.08.09 http://bit.ly/hclXP ... I can officially now survive the weekend",
"night night twits! im so glad I will be waking up to a saturday off work!! printer has broke though",
"I`ve got sunburn on my arm In better news, my new Guitar Hero: Metallica game came and I beyond happy about that.",
"Ugh, not yeeet! It`s like, in a week, too... =/ I`ll keep trying!!",
"Godawful hangover today. Worth it tho",
"your lucky, you have a bed and ice cream, all i have is a very sore couch and some cardboard",
"lol I hear you, I think I watched about 2 - 3 different movies, when I should have been getting work done. I`ll ttyl girl",
"awww she`s laavly ;) I had to come in but I`ve got a stunning wee tan (l) ;) yourself?",
"oh it just takes me after i sign in to an error page"
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i can`t studyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy i have an exam tom | [
" u feeling urself so much u cant say hi??? me no likey u",
" hehee!! yea its supposed to sound mean.. hahhaa",
" - No work, but gotta be here till 9pm Enna kodumai sir idhu...",
" when you haven`t had one in over a week! that was a really mean joke he just played on me!",
" PC I agree... We have a problem. We must stop spending and only work!!!",
"@_erica /hugs those are the worst. Mine used to be really bad on the first day..sometimes can`t even get out of bed.",
" Ugh my trousers do that too and I`ve never found a way to combat it! It`s so weird",
" lady thinks shes watching scrubs... delusional. shes bailing on our plans",
"no internet for a week or longer",
"so instead of laying out in this 90 degrees i`ve gotta give 32 fourth graders miso/rice/sushi/mochi in an hour fml",
"Off to bed!! Still exhausted from Vegas",
"6:29 pm - ok, let`s go now through #bowman #strategicClock but first.. a break :-0 aargh.. tired",
" i am so sorry",
"uploading PCD onto my iTunes xD i used to have it but certian events caused me to lt sadly",
" com`on dude always think that things can get worst",
"Fuccin bacc hurts now. Just dragged the long blocc on a piece of wood. From the corner to in my garage."
] | [
", awe, me in work, no BBQ for moi this weekend",
"lol takes some getting use to Just replying to your email. Power keeps cutting out here :S",
"ofcourse they wait until the last minute to run an experiment at work...that I have to supervise. aka i dont get to leave work on time.",
"supposed to be back Sun (via private jet btw#!:o) but mite hav to stay bymyself (thnk god) for another week & want Bruno!",
"im gettin off nd watch a movie nd have a couple of drinks nd shots ill try 2 get get back on if i can",
"what`s up? what happened? DM me if you need to. TXT on my phone is defunk`d",
"wellity! i think ima gonna clean my room :| ****. i need to read a good book. sense and sensibility here we come! BEAT THE LILY",
"guess its a no go girlie. I`m still at the gym and work at 6:30am",
"wut do i do now????",
"Its Friday! Only 5 more hours until I`m free!.....until tomorrow. oh well",
"Whew.... finally home after putting in some hours in the lab. Watching Catch Me if You Can and eating cheese and grapes. Good night",
"Sum1 plz cheer me up",
"Darn i dont have guitar tomorrow",
"those workmen extending R block can`t start this early surely.. its 7:45am and already they`re making a racket and woken me up!",
"ok all, bedtime for this bonzo! i just got done with my math homework and my brain is done for the day. Nite nite have a great day!",
"had the lovliest night last night but was ruined by doctors inability to warn me of side effects. back again for more tests.",
"awwwh - i`m sorry i hope you fell better - watch a film ?",
"Oh I`ve got that one & the stp x step one on VHS. Tried connecting our video to harddrive to copy to DVD but didnt work",
"was gonna DM you but it says you`re not following me! lol after all I`ve done! hahaha",
"Wow the vicodin must have worked I over slept... Better get updating BJADAY.com or I will not have a job",
"on my way to driver`s training",
"Is youtube not working properly for anyone else? I can`t watch videos because they keep failing to load",
"Can`t No money to spend.",
"oh yes, i ave never orderd from there, a lil funny at first to do so, i will check it our ta",
"actually, web works fine. tweetdeck keeps crashing i`m in NJ today avoiding nascar",
"That`s awesome! We have that this weekend too but I can`t go because I`m moving this Sat. I should be a lot of fun though",
"That didn`t take long.. A fragment of bone did not heal to the major bone, it is now being reabsorbed by my body, may need fix in future",
"happy bank holiday Monday, Tweeteramas! I`ll be spending the day doing yoga and having OCD attacks. You?",
"I`m not off till 930",
"Getting ready to meet Laura! Than training, even if I`m sick.",
"_**** I`m leaving at half 10 but I have to get ready and things",
"14 pages left to read, then it will be time to start all over again, and again. Off to Lunch Duty...love 6th graders",
"not sure I like this way to learn a new language I prefer to be 'on location', so I can practice, ask Qs and get answers",
"*uh* totally forgot the gentoo reinstallation don`t know what i should backup. the make.conf, my home and /boot. nothing else..?",
"now Eating and meeting at the same time sigh well well I want to start work out too but will have to wait move to my new house",
"back at school again. almost weekend. oh wait, i gotta work from eight to four tonight",
"`m working on a logo on photoshop & it didn`t work out.. hehe.. try again lah..",
"Ugh. Going to skool",
"Wow it`s definitely Friday- the gym is completely empty! What to do? I`d like to play the wii but I guess I`ll vacuum",
"The test today was killer. I didn`t even manage to finish on time.",
"hey, have a great gig! We`ll have to do exchange of tracks via ze emayal I`m all lost in loops right now and still writing ****",
"yeah... i guess my password was also changed... i was not able to login my FB cahnge my pw again ...ufff",
"good morning guys! experimental chemistry test this morning :s wish me luck!",
"hey ian.. May 7 din ako.. maybe we`ll see each other.. or not.. cuz diff. schools tayo.. hahaha la lang.. :p",
"i want to sleep XD !!!! but i have a song in my head that make me crazy and dont know if i write the song or not hahhaha",
", In pre-Twitter days, I`d need to wait for a formal invitation to speak on edu2.0 from #Y4IT",
"cannot relaxing because she have to practice for her graduation",
"_**** I do! I`ll probably get fired if I do though",
"im trying to put up a pic but it wont work!!!!",
"I`m going to try & get some sleep. I got work mostly all day & I`m training for bakery also. Glammyyy crocker on deck. Lmao. Text or call",
"Sorry blokey, 6 hrs later & i`m still holding ur fluffy towel. had to dash. Hope u found other means to dry ur self",
"Major iPhone problems Wont let me send texts BUT I can do everything else! Can anyone help",
"i hate the fact that it is so nice outsidee, and im inside doing revisionn",
"Jennnnnn richhhh wast to the ed",
"_Jolene Try 90 4 next 3 days! :O Yuk! lol n e thing poppin` @ SN?",
"10 25 Am Still waiting on the doc to come and break my water.",
"I`ve got to meet him tomorrow, midday and hopefully, fingers crossed, it`ll all be sorted. My head is still hurting though.",
"Sitting here, waiting to go to the gym.....almost left, then realized I never charged my iPod from my trip to Wisconsin....it`s dead",
"DUDE WHAT? I WANNNNAAAA GOOOOOO",
"well, someone told me it`s only there for two weeks i`m going again next week with a friend IN SCHOOL TIME :p ...",
"BIG NEWS?! But I don`t know if I can share it.",
"Wish I didn`t have to work today.",
"Kewl, I only got my iPhone and gotta hope it lasts all weekend Only got a shuffle, might bring that anyways... See ya 8am!",
"OMG i havent been on twitter all day going thru withdraws",
"I really don`t want to send it over this site....it`s kinds private...",
"FYI no internets until THURSTAG!!!! after saturday i have a feeling i will become 800x more productive during those days.",
"i`m in AD for another week- visa work",
"ill be alright but the whip may not",
"Yes I know as my school reports would say `must do much better` Ah well, just in time huh http://myloc.me/tHq",
"ooohhh imma need you to get on that asap love you",
"I`m sitting around wanting to do something any ideas?",
"i think i have a fever",
"Good Morning twitters!!! I am soooo tired...I really need 2 stay off of twitter...LOL this **** is taking over my life...LOL",
"_lantos Jeff can`t Forcast tonight. He says Saturday he`s good at 8:30 your time. If,you know� you don`t have A LIFE on Saturdays.",
"look at what i said to....someone. actually dont. no, do it. dont. yes. no.yes. no. UGH i dont know.",
"come and save me from my packing please?!",
"this is the end of the semester so i am really busy... have got no time for twitting what a pity cause i love it",
"No dice...I searched it in the 'Help' area...just a problem some people have. It would have been hot...oh well",
"not super keen on the drive home through the rain.. additional concentration required that i don`t really wanna deal with",
"Please let me know if it is allright DE i need to know but first just wake up a little and enjoy the cofee ****",
"No more drinking for Harm Doc is convinced that it`s the cause of my PCVs (look it up).Told not to stop smoking just yet, that will come",
"Yay me! I did good on my com final I needa step up next semester forsure tho. No more distractions.",
"yea - it`s mostly b/c I couldn`t sleep, but oh well, lunch time will come soon",
"I`m going on an excursion this week, so I won`t be twitting....",
"nt online today & mayb whole of next week if u havent voted pls do: http://bit.ly/hHigd",
"O and i have to wear a **** jacket today cos i didnt notice a mark on my shirt...",
"hey tom, i`m happy that you`re enjoying brazil, but i`m sad cuz i`m not goin to see you in your show",
"learning for school now ...",
"dont listen..he do him..but I tried not taking a nap yesterday and I still was up til 1am and than I got up at 7am",
"Done with HW...gonna read a bit then pass out. Got a cool week to look forward too in between all the mayhem",
"Hey, Wahts happening in #coffeclub..? I didnt have coffee for two days now",
"eating halls cuz i have a sour throte",
"_A4L Hey Anne! I stayed up 2 try 2 arrange 4 some NYC Archies 2 get tix 2 the concert. Logged off @ 2.30 but only fell asleep @ 5am",
"_II I have no choice have to get on it!",
"sitting in the parking lot-by myself i miss you baby. couple min til i gotta deal with a ****. then i`m peacin` out and hitting the gym",
"Fighting a sore throat.. Few more days hard training then rest next week for Sunday race.. Oooohhh sun`s out... Nope.. Gone...",
"schoool time. not doing much this week. about 20 more days of school and it`s time for NYC! can`t wait for the last day of school.",
"Going back to my house to pick up some dvds for bapang and pick dito`s up but forgot to pick up other dvds for dito, so I have to go back",
"Red Rock for lunch with Colin. and couldn`t come. IPA Junior freshly made! Yum yum yum.",
"just doesn`t understand why this thing wont save my photos Defo uggo! lol",
"Tryin to figure all this out!! LOL",
"yes... nice. I missed a lot of fun. **** exams. you are looking good...hair",
"I am mid-detox, I won`t eat any",
"My back is killing me... It won`t keep me from dropping it low...hope I got someone to pick it back up tho... LOL",
"sigh, still SEOs are submitting their client sites with part or no contact information on, I really don`t know how to make them read",
"_control aw babyy i`m sorry i gots too excited, haha. <333",
"Why am I still upppp????? LOL. Work in less than 5 hours.",
"oh it just takes me after i sign in to an error page",
"so im really borde and i dont know what i should do.",
"I Can`t do 30 minutes of Treadmill but done 30 minutes for today already, gonna do 20 minutes more",
"I`ve lost count of the number I`ve rung today already Were going to Wales, but I`m due in court on monday!",
"But I am on pg 145 of 165, so I`m getting close! *yawn*",
"be patient you`ll get it soon",
"aww i hope u find it soon i miss it. i cnt even use my cam w/o it, memory`s full. plus i wanna take it 2 SA this commin weekend.",
"Busy.. Busy.. Busy.. :S Wont be on Ning for few days.",
"_hearts hey,got your text. cannae hen, family are comin over i`ve got nae money to come to livi anyway xxxx",
"change of plans. won`t be seeing Up today.",
"Is anyone`s #visialvoicemail working. Have done the sync. Turned off & on. But still not going Help?",
"I have to use the bathroom",
"argh. Interested. Time maybe can`t go. Maybe."
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I think I should hire one of those tranlsators.. because no one ever understands me.... | [
"waitin 4 the skool bus soo tired nd still soo much 2 do...want 2 b lazy nd sleep but since I cnt ill sing all my fav songs",
"Im so tired. And its so gloomy what happeened ro summer?",
" You never write back babe.... my feelings are hurt",
"sad.. Daniel is leaving Florida now.. just gave him a big hug",
" I`m sorry about your bad driving experiences.",
"AAAAARRRRGGGHHH! there is a huge spider in the towel pile, *cries* glad Kerbear isn`t here sorry mum cant bring the rest in",
"I miss so much I wish I had enough money to be with him again",
"I have the worst stuffy nose EVER. Lauren`s spending the night, and I took too much Sudafed!",
"My ipod has taken it`s last breath... Im truly devastated. I have lost my public transportation companion",
"It`s patio weather in Kirkland! It`s also launch-yer-boat weather, except I`m missing the boat part",
" I`m absolutely jealous as hell of Brenda",
"Is feeling like he has a bad flu. Yes. Bad. Flu.",
"tired as heck, i wanna go home and sleep but i cant cause im have to be at the wash till my daddy gets off work.",
" if I have 5000 friend requests tomorrow, I`m blaming you nite",
"_Songs I know Especially since the summer is such a boring TV time to begin with.",
" i miss your dance friends too."
] | [
"cant believe ER is all over",
"Actually SoS won`t be here, VI will be accompanied by Gliss and Make Me. The day after Brandi Carlile, busy month gigwise",
"At the Grove for `Drag Me to Hell.` I hope that it doesn`t suck.",
"_Exp not where i live.",
"i think i have a fever",
"i know i`m changin it again",
"i`m a bum today",
"_star v. good. i thought you were registered na?",
"I agree, however I can`t sell until I`m a full brick & motar store... soon though hopefully",
"Once again I am looking for a new beard - it just fell out the window Any bright green ones this time?",
"Wow, you might be countering the Benedryl with your enthusiasm.",
"THIS IS ORIGINAL FROM YOURS TRULY... 'If you want to become wealthy, learn the things most ppl say they don`t have time for' -ME",
"word?? ima be there this summer....just move back with me lol",
"I KNO I SHOULDA CAME",
"can I come!? I`m Merci btw., I have always been so inspired by you since I was a teenager.",
"_r One of mine is a potential winner I think, could be quite easy to code, but I might sit on it for now",
"anybody wanna comment me? http://fotolog.com/sokristen",
"woof, I wish I was allowed to go",
"i HaVe 2 Get OuT This HoUse",
"http://twitpic.com/2xjoc - can you paint me",
"I think if I was Kirk, I would have probably stolen that sweet ride from you too. Fancy in car phone ya talk through GG.",
"OMG~ that did not sound right...** U Better B Grinning ** thx",
"Well.... you`re not called comedyqueen for nowt - are you lol",
"yep... i think i might have just made the decision to go head first... we may be witnessing a historical moment... real talk",
"Wish I was there!",
"in fact apparently I was your first follower, 4 before M himself. Um. *embarrassed now*",
"MANDY!!! IT WON`T LET ME VOTE I WANT HER TO WIN BUT I CAN`T HELP, I AM GONNA JUMP OFF A BRIDGE (KIDDING) BUT THIS SUX",
"to be really really... not bored but bad, i won`t know the news but thats ok. BRB x",
"Listening to The Man Who Cant Be Moved <3 I just love the connection with GW Doing Dutch and might do some art later.",
"I didn`t say I met *all* the awesomest people, just a bunch of them.",
"I don`t have any",
"well - that blows. Sorry to cut it short. It wont work for me. I didnt get to say bye..so goodnight guys - thx for watching! Love u guys",
"I will have spent my allowance at cybernet expo in SF by then send me a dm with rates, tho, mayb cash flo bttr 4 me then",
"haha you are just as bad as I am.... Well perhaps a little less retarded . I am attempting to knit myself gloves this winter",
"_Elaine lol y i see ya twitts all tha time n i didnt get this one till right now lol and u never get mines **** twitta",
"_princess69 hehehe! Barry Killer! U need a pic",
"// i feel your pain. i once lived in an apt for 6 mos where the previous tenant had 4 cats. burning eyes/tight lungs = gregg",
"wants see my friends ;-) http://plurk.com/p/wxnwa",
"you`re fine - trying to kill off the bots and retweets in a bid to be the least popular person on Twitter. Btw, who are you ??",
"_30439 I really wish I could go!",
"Now I need to change my monitor",
"so how`s the new gphone?! I guess I should have signed up to go to google io after all",
"its from all that **** ****, i forgot the lube. **** may need to go to the E.R.",
"eh...but I`ll be picking cotton soon....need to suppliment my income",
"wish I can go to the Roots pinic",
"I really want to!! But it`s one of my few free weekends that month and am booking clients Mama needs to make money.",
"I don`t know, ask Carolyn. Also, we won`t have the boxes empty by the time you get off.",
"Thanks those who have clicked :p Well I think I did something wrong, it`s still at 0 visitor, 0%.. maybe I need to reinstall everything",
"ROFLMFAO!!!! You love us better, don`t you!",
"is wondering why no one else is following it.... C`mon people!",
"will deplurk too. buhbyeee http://plurk.com/p/rp3ir",
"i hate when that happens. i hope you figure it out soon!",
"1 month ahaha. AND i dunno if I can go tomorrow LMAO cause i went today Freakin filipino parents AHA",
"1 month ahaha. AND i dunno if I can go tomorrow LMAO cause i went today Freakin filipino parents AHA",
"_Lynn _raquel ahh man ok if y`all end up doin sumthin else let me kno so I can meet y`all 2 see wht yal gone do..",
"I forget you`re from Venezuela! Talking with you is like with my classmates.",
"hoping i didn`t fail english. that would just be sad",
"Omigoodness I feel like a popsicle",
"my sole supporter is not my sole supporter",
"_Mom Maybe people would start looking for us... like 'where`s Waldo' but 'where`s the CKC'?",
"Yep. I hope my lame attempt with the spaces helped me to hinder them, lol. I know tomorrow I guess.",
"Yep, this is about as 'boonies' as it gets, if you look at the map In transition. Gotta find a place and a job. - http://bkite.com/07kjR",
"_west one day the hubs and I WILL take one of those. There`s actually a missions cruise that we want to go on. It has music too.",
"but cover your sneezes with a tissue for love of God! My germaphobe-ness has significantly increased since joining healthcare",
"that is so sad. wish I can do something big for the kids. may God Bless the kids always.",
"cool! ok yeah see i dont have the old files with separate vocals so im trying to punch em all up as one track(all i can do)",
"Dead stopped in the express lane. This would happen when I choose to take it. No way out now. Ugh. Hopefully this gets moving",
"Why are you scared of the mouse? If you can figure out *why* you`re scared, maybe you can deal with your fear.",
"http://bit.ly/NYhMZ Dionusia made me do it",
"GASP] pulleaase dont hate me if u ask me a question and i dont answer you ... at any given time. i just cant see you! sorry",
"naisee. is it bad that i can see lens flares all arond me while listening to it? XD cant really catch what they`re saying tho",
"[Wrong!] thanx your THE awesome! http://tinyurl.com/ddqpoa",
"I wish she knew what she puts me through..She stole my heart, never gave it back..and occasionally she likes to be like look what I have!",
"http://twitpic.com/4jj43 - Me and Ari",
"for me they`re not",
"Spanish... The suckiest class ever. But I`m learning atleast. Te quiero Tiasha!",
"why r y depressed? i mite b moving earlyer than i thot",
"contemplating whether or not I will go to prom as I listen to my 80`s playlist. 'Somethings tellin me it might be you!' Stephen bishop",
"haha, because I`m at 'work' and can`t read anything",
"cool, so if you could help make that happen, & make sure it happens at least once in houston, that`d be great. k? thanks.",
"�anisalovesu me too. I am so so upset,especially because i fear i won`t get a Jared hug tomorrow",
"why thank you. I might just take you up on your offer",
"I`d Love to work with you! http://myspace.com/inikco Tell ur friends to follow me!",
"nuthin much just gettin ready 2 head bk 2 wrk n u???",
"are you not well?",
"Please let me know if it is allright DE i need to know but first just wake up a little and enjoy the cofee ****",
"maybe someday. i lova ya, friends!! my computer sucks listening to coldplay<3 tomorrow meet my bbff",
"Would you believe that I`m done with homework for the rest of my life?",
"maybe one day I can be on your favorite producers list lol",
"just for a little while.. to get an impression of how twitter-copy-topify",
"I need a restful weekend, but I will have to work instead",
"I can`t, I`m studying so I don`t fail Come over, I`ll make u some tortellini or chicken or a chicken salad.",
"babe ive been aight, urselff?",
"Pixies - Number 13 gives me such an energy rush. They are playing a festival close to me in June, but work won`t me me go",
"LOL!! I`m glad I`ve seen the original trailer or that wouldn`t have made sense Someone certainly went to a lot... http://bit.ly/A0pyr",
"You better come here by the time I count to 10 or else. 1, 2, 3, BAM!!!!!",
"Just been in that kind of mood, not reason at all. Lol, but I`ll try not to be too mushy around you! I can behave!",
"Brought cat to specilist. May be ectopic uritors. Doing ultrasound. Surgury would be >$2000. may need to take him back to humane society",
"_galore aaaw too bad .. i`m in a good mood to phone with someone lol",
"i want 2 but i dinna hink it`ll get shown in elgin n got nae1 2 go with(n)",
"yeaaaah lol, i`m just insane",
"awww don`t do this to meee haha now you`re gonna make me saddd",
"Union Square? Somerville? You`re better off with the 87. That probably helps you zero at this point, though.",
"wants to hear his voice",
"i been coolin and **** ya know me",
"watching The Uninvited in my room. Can`t wait to go home. But I have to go to the Deid first.",
"You mustv`e read my mind. I WAS going, but now it`s thunderstorming AND I have to pick up the boys from the bus stop",
"Or FTRH -- For The Ride Home",
"got the txt - holla when ya need me",
"I was just thinking that",
"Awesome! that`s how I wanna roll when I become mogul status",
"I sewed my shirt and I fail at screaming v_v but I had a quesadilla! Quesadiaas are bombbb <3 I will try and scream another day! :]",
"Ugh, not yeeet! It`s like, in a week, too... =/ I`ll keep trying!!",
"btw, i am actually just trying to get my own lazy bottom in gear. Me lots to do to and still not dressed !",
"whyyyy hellloooo! Thx 4 checkin up on me how r things? http://myloc.me/G4p",
"I`m not posh enough to read Tatler",
"lol must contribute to the destruction of language...awww",
"Last song .. then I really have to go ? http://blip.fm/~5jbvo",
"Ada acara menarik lain: Keys to the VIP di channel V. Ttg straight yg dikasih tasks to approach strangers in the crowd.. Hmm",
"not sexy with 2 tubes sticking out of my stomach but thanks !"
] | 91 |
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"well...gotta grab at least an hour and a half sleep before the girl`s get up for school...gawd the life of multi-taskin` night/mornin`",
"Just FYI, there is also turkish star wars rip off here http://bit.ly/AeSnk",
"after I said hi how are you she did at double take & left. **** it I should have let her look around first",
"WOW i just drank a drink of water - 12 ice cubes that took ages to melt. i now have brian freeze",
"ahh sore throat and tired. want to go back to bed. but have work",
" how tough was that, just wanted to hug her like my own",
"Off home ill from work. This man flu is hell",
" OMG .. my memory must have failed me! Very weird since I do not normally forget because of my profession!",
"my sister is a douchebag",
"im @ the eye doctors & had to bring trinity with me cause my mom fell down the stairs today & broke her toe. ugh",
" I`m inclined to think it`s stupid.",
" Ohhhhh how I miss the Brunch",
"would like a hug and a kiss from Eric. Long distances really really stink",
" That would panic me a little! Maybe you can read on an orbitron at the gym like I do...when all else fails?!?",
"ready for the weekend and sad that I have to be at the office again tomorrow morning",
"Im mad cuz i cant get any picture to work."
] | [
"Soooooooo What Happened To Power ForReal?",
"I want a lie in tomorrow! Won`t be getting one though",
"My eyes are starting to hurt! It`s getting super late. But I just gotta keep tweeting. Haha! Philippines tour, please, Tom?",
"went to the cd store to search for the cd. But",
"I should be paying my bills and not playing on here.",
"chale... a ver define 'out'",
"Dood - they`ve locked down your Vimeo WH video.",
"Done at Disneyland, kid`s knocked out, stopped by the hotel bar and grabbed a grey goose & tonic on the way up...peace",
"just got home from doing the big shop totally munched out because i was so starving and im at weigh in in the morning oops",
"can you fedex me some pizza? I have to cancel my NYC trip until later this summer",
"thanks shir I got caught with the commission once but now I get amazon.com gift certificates and they don`t take one if I do",
"it`s month end I`m here till 11",
"This really sucks, I`m supposed to be home in a couple of days and I`m not I hate borders and visa`s.",
"concert tonight chackin out and not coming tomorrow!",
"wants a new phone. ugh my b-day in 3 weeks ya`ll",
"im watching tv at home wishing i could get a chicken shish delivered but not go enough pennies",
"finally friday , but still grounded till next thursday -- stereos = life <333",
"_jackson already there`s none left back to cabbage soup",
"ops that lol wasnt supposed to got to twitter",
"Bucky, my ferret officially has insulinoma Now on daily prednisone. Had interview with p-doc today, have to go back monday for testing.",
"not quite as much...hmmm products in US that are not in Canada?? Idk Do you have covergirl?",
"What`s with the gloomy weather? The sun must be too tired to come out and play heading to victoria gardens for some impulse buys haha",
"This is too much lmbo (litterally) I have to stop b4 I lose my twitter buddies",
"Time to head back home. My business here is done.",
"waiting around for boyfriend. then off to queens. ... looks like it`s going to pour here in dt bklyn. umbrellaless",
"meagan rochelle 'the one u need' i would say 'cater 2 u' by he didnt produce that.",
"I get the feeling is going to make me wait until I get home to tell me I`m denied vittles from BWW.",
"Apparently TV could not be fixed On the plus side, we are being refunded the cost of it and can buy a new one.",
"Have a cold one for me, I`m just off to work now",
"Home now!!! LOL but leaving again on monday for flo rida!!!",
"I didn`t even get a chance to shop @ Aldi!",
"Not at prom. Ha! Chinese, iced chai, and some old school pokemon. Good night",
"Trying to save money for an iPod touch!",
"_lantos Jeff can`t Forcast tonight. He says Saturday he`s good at 8:30 your time. If,you know� you don`t have A LIFE on Saturdays.",
"some great stuff on website today",
"I think Max (my cat) may really be gone",
"maybe i`ll go one day and thanks i`m all swined out",
"Shop smart. Shop S Mart.",
"Too bad I can`t come! Enjoy urself tho.",
"I hear that, we`ve missed so many films due to insufficient fundage: Watchmen, Dark Knight, Star Trek.",
"Lol, eBay? You laugh now...juuuuuust wait.",
"Exchange story gone, yaaaay! On with Sweet Charity",
"Good afternoon all. Sorted technical glitch. A rainy BH monday so a lazy day, then daughters and their menfolk round for a roast dinner",
"got a case of the bubblies.",
"yeah dude. Mike is out",
"I`ve knack my iphone, I got melted chocolate into the speaker, I now can`t hear it when it rings",
"Less or more iTunes tuned up",
"that sucks. But woot for Misha.",
"is working 4 to close",
"I waited, listening to wind blowing through the tumbleweed? Are none of you old enough to know what to do when someone says 'Crackerack'?",
"_Ada_Franco I am working again! Woo hoo! Alas, I was unable to obtain an Elita-1 for your daughter. It`s $80!",
"I wanna go shopping!! I don`t get paid till next week!!",
"Ok, so I know it`s nearly 10:30pm here but made me want some ice cream... I can`t get the Italian stuff though",
"they prob are sold out. all i wanted was to see them for my bday lol",
"IN $RF .94 - target $5.30. OUT $DNDN @$21.85 near days low",
"At Home Depot and no one will help me load my plywood into my van for some reason.",
"getting cds ready for tour",
"I doubt I`ll get one to be honest",
"Played with FontStruct http://is.gd/ejE uploaded to dafont, 16k downloads & top of its category http://is.gd/wyyp Very wtf moment for me",
"following `cause ordered it",
"yes DON`T FORGET the koala pics I`m pubquizzing tonight in the 11e if you`re back in time. Sinon, mardi?",
"I don`t think our ISP is too happy with us this weekend!",
"im away from the comp.... ill be back later",
"Is it me (my machine)? or... Vids freeze up, halt whole blip stream ? http://blip.fm/~79l0q",
"av ad a realy gd day wiv Ciara Connolly at park gate west kirby and new brighton.. fukin funny bt sunburnt.. luks like drivers arm",
"ummm not with me?",
"the cokies arnt real imaginary will hav to do mmmmmmmmmmmm cookie...",
"1 week before the palm pre comes out and my centro dies. I have a temp phone but my contacts aren`t transfered yet. #sadpanda #fb",
"what?! Come as you are!!! But erock just left bah D:",
"_flo well thats not nice... hope ur all good now",
"Again working on the internet shop ... don`t think we will achieve the goal of uploading by the previously set time Will keep going",
"_Guy Would luv to hear music too but i�m out of batteries - the tv plays besides but i think this is some kind of vampire movie",
"you didn`t include in the 'Follow Friday'",
"Chillin Waitin For My Hunny Baby To Get Out Of Work!!!!! To Get My Drink On While Finishin Da Song I Have",
"didn`t know you were on twitter! Coming to the show tomorrow?? Lorraine can`t make it",
"Talk at you all lates!",
"I love to! But I`m only available from 5pm. and where dear? Would love to help convert her vids.�",
"Hmmm.. If I skip the grocery store and head to Walmart, I could potentially leave with so much more.",
"Sold bikes faster than expected, and we are running out of sizes. Luckily the single speeds are on the ocean now! ETA - EO June.",
"almost done with my first day at the spa...I missed this place! Then headed to Fort Collins to close down casa de kent",
"Well, Sacramento, I hope you appreciate Rivkah Sass & treat her well. I`ll be sitting here in Omaha, pouting",
"_Yours13 I`m not at home with my cats right now!",
"Darn all of you! I wish i could watch bgt now, but if i did i wouldn`t be able to fast forward through the ads + dinners very soon..",
"**left off the 'again' in the title...whoops!",
"last day at the Ko Olina. off to north shoreee(:",
"still got one more year with t-mo tho I might just get a new bb curve. Not too concerned abt apps. Batt life is important",
"Design galore! Yayyyyyyy progress beyond my imagination. Now...to get my flattie to sort out the Internet to send orders out!",
"You can`t even gift money away these days. re: http://ff.im/3lqUx",
"wants to listen to musiq soulchild, but it is not on the iPod",
"no one wants a #VirtualKiss",
"no , I can`t make it to the tour. I`m from Philippines",
"I just wish would send a bruh a DM `I won`t be on til` so I don`t waste my erection on a bot",
"Tweet riot. I can`t download Tweet Genius on my other device",
"It`s s (mr. tonematrix) birthday today. Poor guy is ill at home. Perhaps a `hi` from the twittersphere would do some good",
"Hey David! Gone on the Eye yet? It`s my birthday, and you singing @ Ipswitch-best present ever! Have fun breakfast hunting!",
"hey, have a great gig! We`ll have to do exchange of tracks via ze emayal I`m all lost in loops right now and still writing ****",
"ill be alright but the whip may not",
"I would love to but sadly I have to work",
"It`s is in the July issue of OXM... so I don`t have anything to link you to right now",
"i can`t see results for whyareyoustillhere",
"...No more adventure time",
"baby I`m in maryland I`m NOT gonna make it BUT I will see ur sexy **** next sat in camden VIP....come early n hang!!!!!",
"http://tinyurl.com/64ozr7 :: from Ate Kaila Ocampo of the.rainbowholic.me&&eerie-silence.net",
"wow, great to know a piece of software ensures our timely project delivery #ProductNamingRulez",
"Last scheduled corn dog oc shift",
"I wish I had Left 4 Dead. But first I`d need something to play it on...",
"Red Rock for lunch with Colin. and couldn`t come. IPA Junior freshly made! Yum yum yum.",
"I would have, but SuperTarget didn`t have any.",
"I gave up cable in these tough economic times. it was either cable or shoes, and you know what cable lost",
"Here are some that other tweeple recommend to me: www.audiomicro.com , http://tr.im/gWOy , http://tr.im/gWPx",
"forgot my macbook`s recharger, that means nothing but Pratchett for me today",
"I`s sorry listen to some Bats or GD as you do it! [dude, I never got to tell you, but, BATS WERE AMAZING <33]",
"wEe ArR SoWbUr i PrOmIsS. tHe StYoOpId FlYiNg ThInG hAzZuNt KuM OwT aGaNe. iTt Iz hYdInG sUmWaRe aNd LaRfFiNg aTt Us.",
"I didn`t bring my pokemon with me I forgot them at home",
"Finished Death Du Jour. School`s out. Nerd.",
"is up for lots of revision today and then out toniight",
"well - that blows. Sorry to cut it short. It wont work for me. I didnt get to say bye..so goodnight guys - thx for watching! Love u guys",
"small? we cant choose?",
"@_NewAmerykah_ im alllllllllllllllllllllllllllll about that... a **** woke up late... didnt get my breakfast (wakenbake)",
"http://twitpic.com/4wgoi - At bus boys and poets ordering medici and white chocolate banana bread pudding !!"
] | 474 |
I wasn`t feeling it | [
"Its seriously quiet and lonely here without Bunny",
" Omg. I am so sorry. Sorry, I never know what to say",
" dude you didn`t even say bye",
"Wedding anniversary meal yest. - first 5* proper meal out with wife since Rohan born. She did well and only checked her phone 80 times",
" bye selena!!! too bad i didnt get to talk to u while u were here",
"Down again seems like it never gonna stop and I`ll never get what i want",
"Home with Maddie I`m tired.. Goin` to bed afterwards",
" ****! natalya! you gotta tell me whats going on!!! i`d call you but i lost all my phone numbers when i broke my blackberry",
"chillin bored drinking a margarita. txt me",
"Has horrible toothache, and had only a wink of sleep ****",
" Well there`s you, another Twiiter person...erm...difficult to say really... Let`s just say that you could fit all into a minibus!",
" That`s no good. I`m sorry",
" why you stop following me? Was I not cool enough for you?",
" Oh no! So sorry about your pets..",
"Writing this paper is a lot harder then i thought . LOL",
"ughh...i dont feel good"
] | [
"no clubs...no parties...ive spent my friday and saturday night workin on music and am quit content",
"My uncle isn`t coming after all",
"I didn`t find my dress",
"Heading home now, yay! Was going to buy a much needed bottle of wine to drink with dinner, but my wallet is MIA so no wine for me tonight",
"Actually I`ve been in here, holed up quite nicely, for hours. This is one of those times I regret never having married or gotten a cat",
"sunnn finnalllyyy!! aint slept :| need some sleep",
"it was a lonely battle, my friend, but you fought valiantly!",
"chillin promoting muzik...not eating lmaao",
"Headache is gone,thank god!Time for tea i think",
"I missed out on carrot cake last night. Hope you had fun .",
"Hahaha!! Tv isn`t really my thing anyway..I more of a music girl",
"wait...why didn`t I know about this wedding? Aren`t I supposed to be in yours and vice versa? btw I know it`s not yours",
"Wow, you were here? Why didn`t you tell me? J/k That`s cool though; I have yet to see one...",
"yahyan: iaaaaaaaaaaaaan, i was just joking",
"i dont wanna do this anymore! but the couch is jus sittin in the middle of the floor. do i really HAVE to finish?",
"not so awesome now, huh? LOL",
"http://twitpic.com/66q88 - So....I don`t have a PE but I do have a Pocket Artoo!",
"I gave my brother a hug good-bye.. as he took a load of furniture away from the house. He took the mattress I like",
"ehhh no. just a check up. I have a dentist app next week though. getting my molar pulled/root canal.",
"Good Morning good old Germany - I wanna say hello to New York. I`m not in love. . .not really.",
"You forgot moi #twpp",
"nvm, i`ll stop. whatever. see you 5th i guess",
"Is getting excited for the weekend.......Or, hang on, i am going to be all alone never mind, excitement lost",
"some relaxation. so much things on my list... but really not that much",
"I forgot about it and I already ate lunch so I guess I`m not going.",
"But now it`s gone",
"well.. i dont have to do any resits... lol... so its MY last exam",
"_d No, it`s not...",
"Going to school =[ I`m actually not so tired today tho",
"_cook Guess I am very shallow then!",
"@_finn_ Except I dropped him on my break and now he`s got a ding in his side. At least it wasn`t the screen.",
"In a lazy sunday; just had a very late lunch,and forget to buy PR,we`re on page 16",
"no money no honey! hehe too soon sorry",
"Oh ****, happy late birthday! (my txt didn`t send )",
"#quitsmokingdiary 5 Weeks tomorrow since giving up YAAAAAAYY!!!! - I dont want to talk about it",
"lol what did Perez say now?? please don`t make me actually go look",
"Annnnnnddd another one bites the dust",
"Just got in a fight and kicked out of the bar. At least I knocked him out. Have a fat lip though. Pulled another number",
"we dont have the points yet, was talkedabout it though - first ticket I get in my whole driving career up to date, not bad",
"Off work, trying to relax for about 30 mins before I`ve gotta go back to sleep",
"I`m going to turn it off. We Tribbles don`t need tracking devices! #hhrs",
"Just hit the 3000 word mark for his Geography Notes, and I`m not even doing it for GCSE? Mean while I`ve done a page of history",
"rt i have had few hearts the past few days on etsy boo hoo....totally the same for me too ((((((",
"has a name label on his picture too.. i just hadnt added it in when i took this: http://www.twitpic.com/4hap4 picture..",
"finally over my sickness.",
"prettty goooooooood going to daaaaaancing in a mo and havnt studied much for maths :|",
"your lucky, you have a bed and ice cream, all i have is a very sore couch and some cardboard",
"On the way back to dublin Omg didnt hit the bed until 530 so i am so sleepy but once again on the road back to good ole dublin :-p ...",
"No. I won`t be back until the 7th",
"I don;t know how they interact. I`m getting better with the pain, though. I want to give my poor liver a break.",
"will b having my last V tomorow will have2live off of apples n not caffeine ;( n have2cut down on chocolate bye bye chocy",
"it should be.. not a wink >.<",
"i haven`t got a text back! sod her i looks fabulous!",
"Wow, I didn`t realize my seats were so far back. I hope I can enjoy the show enough for what I paid for the tickets.",
"*laughs* reading?! not happening! i`m glad alice was in the shower, she should`ve seen that we were going to be worried",
"I waited, listening to wind blowing through the tumbleweed? Are none of you old enough to know what to do when someone says 'Crackerack'?",
"ok, i`m actually going to sleep now =] i`ve been on here only an hour...i tweet far too much already",
"lol nah no swine flu for me bro. lmao what`s ur schedule like this week, I need to catch up!",
"curing le hangover from an epic night, bruised `n battered from a hectic go-karting session. pretty satisfied thank you very much",
"__buckley Good for you mate, sadly I couldnt get pissed tonight **** driving bad times",
"oh yeah...haven`t seem that in ages!! got to watch that soon!! thanks for reminding me!!",
"showed my fluid decreasing slightly so doesnt look like Im getting out of this bed anytime soon Ive got a follow up U/S next week",
"I was in there earlier I`m not at home I`m ok my iPod!",
"just at home, not much going on, had a long day",
"I don`t think I`ll ever have one of those again",
"After I water the plants I am headed to the farm. Don`t have any popcorn for the goats Katnip is looking good under saddle",
"is it normal for a masseusse to fully massage your buttocks? I swear she was a quarter inch from a medical exam..",
"I read for pure escapism. Don`t make me think, take me away non-fiction tends not to achieve that, for some strange reason",
"haha! sorry to hear that",
"Thanks for your definition of throwbie! Editors reviewed your entry and have decided to not publish it.",
"_Coppinger nope day off sleep time ha",
"was so excited to eat the wartermelon i bought the other day and it was terrible and not sweet",
"Mummy and Nathan not in today! On My Todd!",
"Job??????? Not so much.",
"i was invited to one on the beach but it was too short notice i mean why the hell tell you 2hrs before?? really?",
"Darn, I had one and it slipped right through my fingers",
"Ahhh My Satz blend didn`t save",
"@_elj OK nice one, cheers boss. Am liking the lack of FCS today.",
"is bak in mcr....glad i can sleep in ma own bed 2nite yeyah...but i fink i,m missin popeye hopin 2 c him 2moz ****",
"Sooo tired and have a headache-all self inflicted of course! Good times though",
"you did not write back to me",
"If it makes you feel any better.. My Saturday night is lame as well. I heart you",
"- I read that as follows: 'I`m a what?! What`d I do? Yes, she is rather simple. I miss you dicks too... '",
"I don`t know you, but you made me lose",
"No trips planned yet but I`ll let you know if there is",
"guess im staying home tonight...no movie-ing for me",
"yes not for putting inside anything else",
". Well gotdamn girl!!! I dont know what else!!!! I`m sleepy again! Grrr",
"I didn`t even get a chance to shop @ Aldi!",
"crud is all I can say",
"Very bummed I can`t go to the open house today. DD and I woke up with a stomach bug. Blech. Y`all have fun!",
"Were at citibank I thought we were gonna go to grannys house but were no",
"i blame you all! got it??? good :p she better be in good condition 2! <33 night",
"thanks.mine wasn`t too bad. Made a card for my mom, had a nice nap, finished some work, wrote bills, I have a surprise for you",
"im well bored had a great half term and i dont wanna go back to school on monday :`( enjoying the hot weatler lo0l ;)",
"_peek mkay :/ did you tell him on msn? bfgurelgbsr yeah, i guess so, i don`t know if i like it, i`ll wait till i get your opinion",
"ahhhh now i have no pic",
"maybe i`ll go one day and thanks i`m all swined out",
"AP gov exam. Haven`t looked at this stuff in months. What`s that? I`m a total legal nerd and know these cases like none other? Oh, yeah.",
"wanted to sleep but a friend from Denmark just poked me on IM",
"_UK Argh Twitter didnt post my replies and tweets for ages Aint up to much just enjoying the sun!",
"yep i am.got back this morning. NFg were fab last night, but i cant go tomorrow you getting MS ticket soon? 4weeks away",
"- Aw, well I`m glad to hear you`re okay. Try a hot bath or a cup of tea maybe to calm you down. I worry about you!",
"I can safely say I won`t be a euro winner this week!!",
"definitely, or even just 'i`ll call you', they never do how was ur day? ****",
"I was wondering about your sanity for a bit there, dear",
"I BET BLACK PLANET, LOL, I DIDNT HAVE A PROBLEM WITH IT, BUT SHE WAS UGLY.",
"Proof of heat good day wish I hadn`t spent most of it in bed http://twitpic.com/670tp",
"Sleeeeeeeepy.... I`m off... Goodnight twitterverse!",
"No! I in fact made sure that cookie was never delivered.",
"Been sitting in garden with my mummy and also got a text from the boy who i thought had GOT THE HINT obviously not.",
"14 dayssss ahhhh super excited `they`re telling me that my heart wont beat again` JLS were awesome yesterday (:",
"I`m just bustin` ya chops; it`s not bad. Never seen any real appeal to last.fm is all. Bad quality audio from **** artists",
"so i`ll excuse your love for the Cavs and the west, even though I don`t share it!",
"what was it? I missed it.",
"hahaha i was like :O DOUGIE THATS HARSH!!! are you happy he replied?",
"Sometimes I hate myself, but that`s normal so I don`t worry bout it",
"J, sorry about the bad night, hopefully my workout updates gave you a little humor in your night..",
"lol fine by me long as its not the scary dude its all good",
"is suprisingly okay. or possibly still drunk. goodbyes suck though"
] | 981 |
Follow Friday is a bit hard to do when my work kicks in on Fridays | [
"hateeee history of rock!",
" I`m afraid not much I just realized the true difficulty of this design. I may cry soon. #idmfinal",
" That`s how it was for me in March...it came sooo slow..then it was over in a heartbeat",
"oh and #antiboyle didn`t work out either never too much of a bad thing eh uk eh",
"omg i am in so much pain ouchies",
" dont worry, i will. i HATE it when nobody comments on my pics",
"Dinner with the fam... I have missed them",
"Ppl who smoke pot, are so f . . .n stupid. An instant turn off. drugs in general. why? seriously! ! ! why?",
"chillin bored drinking a margarita. txt me",
" that is soooo scary! Be careful! We only have one Kirstie!",
"Wearing exactly the same clothes as I used to wear in Canada, beanie (or touque) and all. Ahh brings back memories... I miss the snow",
" u witch! im upstate in a **** hick dry county. so no alcohol or ethnic food. im crying.",
"Did not win Kelly Clarkson Tickets. Sorry Cecilia. Really wish I could give that to you! You so much deserve it.",
" im missin out on all the fun aww *cryin* lol",
"Ahhhhhhhhh man blew up my amp!!!!! no more shredding",
" you are a slow answerer!"
] | [
"_erincharde yea as an afterthought",
"Good Morning Tweeters... Happy Monday! Grab a big cup of coffee it`s a new week",
"Woot! lol It`s gonna be hard to send this one back",
"BBQ`s gone well ! Weather stayed good which is a right bonus. Just off to bed, training in the morning at 06:30 then work",
"Time for school i`m feelin good.. 5 AM jogs do good. ~aloha",
"http://twitpic.com/4wc1y - Cracking myself more & more up.. PhootoBoothingisFunForBunny Volumen Eins!",
"Yum. Thanks. Just getting dressed and waiting for my washing to finish so I can hang it up. I`ll text you when I set off",
"Love how my printer decided to print all my blacks all marbled - 1hr before an interview for new work this morning.",
"Done Jack in the Green today, it was good, a killer walking up the West Hill though! Listening to Will and the People",
"Now, lets do funkey stuff, talking with magento, through xmlrpc with codeignite and output with amf (Zend) to flash",
"Sometimes I wish Twitter had Facebook`s 'like' just so I could give you a thumbs up. Great job either way - I suck too btw",
"_michele but sometimes not having to say nice things all the time is kinda fun *teehee*and now I`ll put this back on as well *halo*",
"A big welcome to Twitterlandz grrl! Really wish I could have made it to the Bettie show, glad to hear it was a success",
"_diaz I did notice more men with kids in stores on Sat.I am heading to church and sing in the choir in the 1st & 2nd services.",
"Off to work again. Yo ho, Yo ho, another day at the hell hole",
"Well off 2 bed...cant wait 2 party 4 Mother`s Day in like 14 hours or so",
"Good luck on Monday! Keep on rockin`",
"don`t ask Hoping that today will be an improvment on the rest of the week. Looking forward to the weekend weather!",
"Gotta a lot of work knocked out on the project but there`s one feature that just refuses to work right. Can`t release next version until",
"i`m only updating this so that brett`s phone beeps but really.. looking at wedding stuff. again.for the next five months.",
"wow, almost got involved in this big fight at school! ah, but anyways text me? going to causin`s house, plus game crazy.",
"Omg soo tired! On my way home! Long busy day ; had fun meeting new people and catching up with some people!",
"still awake.. will get some sleep i have to drive to Fortuna early.. Red Bull will guide me",
"i must have just missed you. I was down there until 9:40 or so. Not sure if I`ll make it down again",
"ah, I misunderstood your message. but really dislike the F word in the url good luck with the march",
"Off to Dollarama -- I wish I had a new job",
"Certain tweets I write are on the spot messages for a person, group, or pornstar, and those tweets usually get deleted within the hour",
"Its because I put radio 4 on by mistake..I`ll have a cup of tea and a shower, then I`m sure all will fine and dandy, thanks",
"Somehow my alarm became an hour fast and I came to realize it as I was leaving the house.. It feels good having an early start",
"_com Ohhh got it. It`s the 8830 I think I miss the Pistons I really hope Joe D cooks up something big!",
"yay! boxing!! although after the boxing, sparring & eating, have to spend the rest of the evening troubleshooting java code for hw.",
"yeah back to work I get out at 3:30 so it`s not that bad",
"great thanks hun, i did thr family thing this wknd too! 5 weeks today we hit the USA, cant wait!!",
"finally feel back into swing of things here at work after getting married last week! sigh of relief for no more wedding planning!",
"Yep that one works. I LOVE Potbelly but I can`t get it in AZ Have to wait for my Chi-town trips",
"good news: finally finished my #EASactive workout that has been paused for 6 hours. bad news: my resistance band is torn",
"I concur with ! It`s priority on today`s to do list http://twitter.com/karasw/status/1695368792",
"Hi all, just recovering from a party, looking forward to an exciting bank holiday around the diy shops...life cant get much better.surely",
"wowza, only the second tweet of my entire trip and i leave in 3 days but first - BLOW UP SF TOMORROW NIGHT!",
"turning in. it`s been a loooong day. just got my new US edition Esquire so going to fantasize that I could one day look like Megan Fox.",
"Yups! I still have a lot of pruning of unfollowers to do. It takes time",
"back home early for once - wow this thing is getting addictive..................**** u phil XD",
"trying to fix my internet connection...guess my `prayers` have been answered and i wont have any study distractions ugh",
"Aw, Kaelah I feel so bad for you. This sounds serious? Please get better soon. I admire you for still working hard and stuff.",
"I want 2 get my nails done today, but according 2 superstition I can`t. Guess I`ll have 2 wait til tomorrow then.. off 2 French!",
"Listen to Back Around by ...love this song. Meet tomorrow ^.^ But we can�t go swimming Sorry",
"is 500 words into a 10 minute speech on 80s teen movies. due wednesday. blah blah. can`t wait for the glenn ball!",
"Nope, kicked that habit more then a year ago",
"cant **** wait mate!!! it is goin to fantastic. its made my week",
"mines early nov,,,, will go through it 2 gether buddy!!! Man power",
"_oliver whats for breaky then, russtle something up for my hangover please our jamie lmao",
"ROFL Even if I kept insurance and payments under $300, Im still like.. meh. Good thing I applied for a day job pasy $2888mo",
"7 hours and many massages later, I can now spend time with my wife and son. It`s mother`s day ya`ll. Don`t forget to grab a gift or card.",
"I will tweet you sometime tomorrow, anothe busy day! Goodnight **** Chickie! LOL!",
"well just remember that tmrw is another day and hopefully won`t be as craptastic. sorry girrrrl",
"kwl... nm this msn nd homework... but i went 2 c hanna montana hte movie yesterday **** happy mayday btw ****",
"Hello twitting world! We are off to best buddies bbq but untill then Jay z is on Spotify",
"thanks ALOT, stuck at work with it too",
"My copy shipped Friday, if it shows up today, I`ll tune in.",
"I`ll also have to fix that in iTunes when blip.tv changes the URL since that`s part of the RSS feed",
"NOICE. I realised that after exams I have 2 more weeks Forgot about the whole 2 weeks of Unit 4 in term 2 thing :/",
"_jane hope yours will go away quicker than mine (10 weeks now and counting)",
"Well, I just need to get some motivation, and also, to do my homework, and essay... And.... it`s such a lovely day! How?",
"It�s a beautiful blog, but I�m not able to acess it anymore!!",
"Added Twitter updates to Facebook page at http://tinyurl.com/d4cxze wondering if this one will show up...",
"good job I have the track in my head, cos sadly can`t access it, boo",
"If you are new and in need of a few followers say 'TWEET ME' Person with lowest followers will get a shout out! U have 30mins",
"says 2 1/2 hours to go, uwian na. . . [phplurk.com] http://plurk.com/p/sun82",
"better get to sleep, dodger game/mothers day 2maro ewl i have to wake up at 8!",
"No html converter on there Think we`re going with http://bit.ly/3pJNC `cause it took 5 min. to get working.",
"New pic.... Twitter is finally letting me change my pic. For those that missed it, Fannish Inquisition is now please follow",
"oh kimmy really? I give you one week from when you get home to hangout with me. I better get to see you. <3",
"I think #FF should be Feline Friday anyways, I want cat pictures. Maybe those are only for Caturday though",
"whyyyy hellloooo! Thx 4 checkin up on me how r things? http://myloc.me/G4p",
"I miss u guys too I prob won`t b bk til august sumtime... But if I come bk anytime b4 then ill 4 sure let u kno!",
"Good Grief! I can`t say much, I was driving home from Martin through IKE last fall. Be interesting to hear what he says!",
"Waiting for the El & listening to a little MJB 'Just Fine'. Perfect song to start my week.",
"_g: I`ve been sneezing and felt like a train-wreck for the last two weeks myself. But it`s not piggystuff. So we`re good then.",
"_Coppinger nope day off sleep time ha",
"Bummer... Might not make it to the sunday show, hopefully some sun will shine on this cloudy day",
"that`s cuz you`re cruising the twitter #nightshift now",
"lol, I know how you feel, but with 4 kids and my current work load, I am maxed out with no time to grow things.",
"still playing wii fit LOL fun fun fun,, movies tonight ill upload photos i took today right now check next tweet",
"staying afterschool today not that i have any 'friends' on here - but if i did , i`d tell `em to text me ! lol [ likin` us <3 ]",
"to jodies and played sims till my daddy picked me up and that is what i did yesterday. basically it was my social time",
"2night- dance parties, fun times, & awkward situations highlight- driving w/ nims and annie listening to satellite windows downnnn",
"Hurray! 'Summer-time' starts today, meaning I only have to work until 4 pm, instead of 4.30. Until August! Yay!",
"Im so tired and sick i have to be better on Sunday so i can sing morning and night",
"farrrrr . pdhpe assignment due next week and have english homework !",
"lol if i only can sTay up a few more hours.. i keep missing Tila`s lasT posTs ..",
"early happy day of birth in case I don`t make it! Very tired from therapy today n just taking my medicine! misshu! Love ya!",
"shopping with tonight, cant wait! Lucky **** has already finished work im stuck here forever!",
"I have one fastsmallballbuster`y question. & I promise not to weirdherout w/the fact it MAY be on my visionboard",
"Waiting for tish to get off. Got to drive my moms CRV to pick her up all my myself and duckie. First time",
"dreading work tomorrow wish I had one more day off",
"New Project is going incredibly well! and I`m not tired today I think we should get all Monday`s off. Permanently.",
"I didn`t get a callback for the play I cried... oh well I guess it`s back to being a techie..",
"_eyedea I love last.fm but find it a lot easier (and more content) on spotify add me on http://last.fm/user/an0key if you like",
"Band work. I need my own laptop! buy me one Ill drive your shifts forever!",
"migraine and leg pain and woe ): should go to bed but it is 2 flights of stairs away. Happy mother`s day",
"Google Wave presentation: http://bit.ly/2ehfov I`m not very impressed. It`s nice, but it`s not really for me",
"dang ya`ll mothers day already. goodnight twitter world. i start shooting monday.",
"_NJ Oh! I`m only in my 7 I just joined Twitter a few days ago....",
"_4 Morning, just checking you can still find your Twhirl",
"Comp. Mental Health wouldn`t take me. Samuel Rogers center in the city gave me appt. On June 8th. I have 2 days worth of pills left < ...",
"YAY!! I was supposed to be there next weekend. But its off now. But I`ma make it out there...I <3 Philly.",
"Not really but its work so yea kinda",
"Hahaha. No, I haven`t. I think I`ll reserve it for next weekend. Have some paperwork to do. Or maybe tonight!",
"This really sucks, I`m supposed to be home in a couple of days and I`m not I hate borders and visa`s.",
"paris 2moro!! i have to pack...ill wake up at 8 yes: dance lesson at 9 !!",
"uploading photos. ughhhh, i have to go to school early tomorrow. fml. but woo excursion. i win",
"You can find more info on getonu2.com We hope to launch the project this week. Then we`ll really need some help to release it!",
"Still in the News Room..however; with audio to turn around! Just grabbed a tea. Looking forward to after 1 when I get out in this rain",
"Finally finished exams & home not watch Otalia & the PBP on BPD - no Otalia today hmm! via http://twib.es/COP",
"Oh, I didn`t realize its on at 830 as well- already at work- or as today still in the car, don`t ask",
"...celebrated by spilling half my soup. Hello, 40 calorie lunch. Can it be the weekend now, please?",
"yeah... i guess my password was also changed... i was not able to login my FB cahnge my pw again ...ufff",
"feel better! c`s been teething all week & its been rough...",
"rt i have had few hearts the past few days on etsy boo hoo....totally the same for me too ((((((",
"Very early and I am actually just going back for a little more rest ..... talk with you a little later ...."
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has burnt my hand on the cooker, it hurts | [
" I can`t be mean without you.",
"Why is scared or lmao.. Someone pls tell me!!",
" just took the Terminator trilogy :-D but what I need is actually TV series and I still can`t find anything tempting",
"http://twitpic.com/61ov1 - i ahte stress, its supposed to be friday! it makes me wanna cry",
" hahahaha! i haven`t been out with my friends since sunday! i`m so lame",
"going out on thursdays is a terrible idea. i knew there was a reason i haven`t done it all quarter. *pops advil*",
" Oh no! So sorry about your pets..",
"Grinding Skyguard rep. This is less awful than I anticipated. Yet, still awful. Last tabard I need",
"I`ve been dead the past 2 days...the flu sucks",
"ouch, my back. I`m sick of having a pamela anderson esque chest",
"Walking the puppies downtown. Also, mystery of missing cat solved: he hid himself in the basement for nearly two days.",
"Where is my bestie when i need him ",
"is working hard or maybe thats hardly working",
" it shocked D & I, too! Puts things in a whole new, empowering, light... now doesn`****?",
"_intruder well said...please take him off my hands..i can`t cope !!!! Set that fox on him",
"In school ; With Victoria & Bryan (: _ no more school soon, sadd i am"
] | [
"what happened to your phone",
"doesnt have a hangover and is getting ready for a good ol` english fry up",
"back home early for once - wow this thing is getting addictive..................**** u phil XD",
"up.....i nEEd coFFee. b0ut2get ready2start this new day in my lie",
"yummy curry save me some please lol",
"showed my fluid decreasing slightly so doesnt look like Im getting out of this bed anytime soon Ive got a follow up U/S next week",
"Itsurely will dear . in posted a presentation on Swine flu yest and it got 500 downloads in just a day!!i feels great",
"At ihop with the besties..minus one where`s the dr.???? At work of course",
"Ok, so I know it`s nearly 10:30pm here but made me want some ice cream... I can`t get the Italian stuff though",
"girl a blunt is soooooooo in my thoughts right now. I had an absolutly GREAT day with a few stressors...come home",
"Gone up to 8mm on my plug. Help, this is where I said I`d go maximum and I still want to stretch it more...",
"Cooking microwave pizzas, yummy",
"_august84 haha... may be.. hehe.. I might have been imported. but i love the heat... love playing football on a hot day....",
"Sorry to hear about the laptop troubles. Hope you can get them fixed and the lappy back to norm.",
"__ that`s not good! hope you get better soon and good luck with the exams!",
"Double rainbow above the Organs. Pretty, but doesn`t take the edge off my $460 grocery tab.",
"awwww..... thought it`d be a 'yummy' experience. Will try it next time. Kapag magkakasama ulet tayo nila Mapet ;-)",
"Doctor then work. Hope you **** have fun at the conditions show without me",
"Meant to ask how did the other night go? Did you enjoy the fight...did yas have an all-nighter?",
"My husband just went fishing How come knitting keeps you at home? I need a lady hobby that lets me get out of cooking.",
"Tomorrow`s mother`s day. I need to get all my **** together soon.. Noor left, It was fun it`s been NINE months!",
"_333 Yeah. I couldn`t call my Dad, Mom, or brother either. Mom = On the phone. Dad = Phone card expired. Brother = At work.",
"The first officially beautiful day of the year and I`m stuck inside the office A Magners and BBQ will make up for it!",
"ROFLMAO! I feel inspired to go start a huge bonfire now",
"i blame you all! got it??? good :p she better be in good condition 2! <33 night",
"Trying to sleep, watching CNN and thinking about todays meeting at work...Best Buy 24/7 in my life, oh well.. whatever pays the alcohol",
"Soo sad my McMcBuddy thinks I look like I could have a little rainbow ... I like burritos ok! BURRITOS!!!",
"_DJ Xmas a week early? Hehe, at least you didn`t have to do any last min shopping",
"We`ve just 16�C today&cold wind.. Want it 2b like 25� to 30�! I love hot weather! But I reaped the 1st strawberry yday!",
"So what does that make a queef",
"i dont wanna do this anymore! but the couch is jus sittin in the middle of the floor. do i really HAVE to finish?",
"ok that`s subtly saying i`m no longer a fave temme 1 thing - did the firangs steal your vocab? ur eating words and how!",
"Did you know if you want to stay cool all day use a shower gel or bath wash with peppermint in it",
"On a brighter note.. still at work at 6:15 on Friday working on other peoples problems... oh man. I`m SO eating pizza tonight. hoorah!",
"junk food and movies in a tshirt and sweats.... the only way tonight would be better is if I had someone to hang with",
"Theyre sappin mah sentry! errr yea... i`m without power at home right now",
"EH! u dont like retro? tisk tisk, what u been upto? ...apart from waxing ur 'mustache' lol",
"Well not JUST making dinner making dinner with WET HAIR!",
"Have you guys heard about the flu that`s been going around? Swine Flu? Hope you guys are safe There`ve been deaths already. :-S",
"had nutella croissant+mango+melon+coffee and a lovely stalk of iris for breakfast in bed courtesy of N Have the house to myself til noon",
"impressive fever! best wishes to her, hope it`s nothing serious",
"haha I wish! I have 1 filling that broke and 1 cavitie that needs to get fixed!!!",
"Celebrated Mother`s Day with the best lamb roast lunch followed by a box of Cadbury`s shared around the table. It was a wonderful day",
"blame it on the goose gotcha feelin loose, blame it on the tron gotcha in the zone;; michelle...this is your fault. lol.",
"Sunday my last day at apple but I won`t be in. Come kick it with me at El FAROLITO 4817 mission street @ 730pm",
"nothinbg home about to jump in the shower the streets is calling meeeeeeee what is it 4 tonight tell m",
"worked out tonight, had to work off the Cheesecake I ate todAY. To all the pple who are on a diet.. DON`T QUIT! It`s not worth it",
"Wathing Dollhouse on Hulu, eating the special from El Taquito and a beer. B-day week is going well",
"Boo for being at work during #beatwittyparty but at least you`re still here!",
"Back from A&E, very nice Doctor diagnosed ligament damage, she felt I could still do my 5k run, but it might take me 10 days to heal",
"i cant go on fb. i found out im an alien one morning, and aliens aren`t allowed on fb but YAYY CONGRATSES!! i miss yew tew",
"Last Chemistry lesson for this school year! On a brighter note, my birthday will be sandwiched between two days in chemistry lab!",
"n e uterus u wanna rub??? lol its ok u can tell me",
"poor baby girl chloe is freaking out because of all of the noise! She so cute and pitiful hiding under the middle of the table!",
"LOL, very true. Maybe next year. I loooved that siggy, and I don`t remember what the password for the mod thing was Cake?",
"alright, so day was going well, but got home, and all my potato salad was gone",
"So... Inconclusive. There`s still a chance i`ll need surgery. I see the doctor again in 3 weeks for more x-rays.",
"on the london eye. Awesome but feel a bit sick. Madame Tussaud`s next",
"[Sarah Mcglaclan song in background] Please donate to jpnnbak` fund of 'Dinero for the cable bill' think of how you will make her",
"Ah Not doing cbeebies epg by any chance are you hehe. need pinkyponk crash warnings ;-) Is your journey home long?",
"_dee yeah, i bought some when I was making those crispy waffles",
"ouchie Did u take some Excedrine? Thats the ONLY thing that kills my headaches FAST!",
"_cook Guess I am very shallow then!",
"Un mesaj de eroare: ForbiddenYou don`t have permission to access /photo/3180758.jpg on this server. Am ghicit?",
"- I`m not letting Reach sink. Thats for sure. I`m still presenting and joint HON! Owens Mon 8pm-10pm & I`m Sat 2pm-4pm",
"Dilemma, what to wear: Now: SanFran Foggy and 58 , then Sacramento in cple hrs sun and 86 degr .",
"My palms are itchy. Doesn`t that mean something about coming into a great deal of money?",
"Going to get my blood taken",
"Ah! Haha Omg we have no more fudge grahmcracker cookies! Boo",
"Nooo! I`m ill Must Have Paracetamol! Nice weather today, though.",
"delegate I am now eating pate on toast a my wife is editing yesterday`s engagement shoot ;)",
"Well I will send out an email and you all can pick your fave cake and ice cream flavor and the 'cup' part is belgian chocolate",
"_ YEEEAH :`D lmao, dentists aren`t nice espesh after they decide your too old for goodie bags with stickers & awesome toothpaste",
"_LeAnn if it makes you feel better im studying on a sat night w/o blackberries",
"yay! boxing!! although after the boxing, sparring & eating, have to spend the rest of the evening troubleshooting java code for hw.",
"HIM shirt at dinner? Do you need to ask?? Does it actually have Ville on it?",
"ya i walked into the wall thats why i have a plaster on my neck",
"Let the Right One In? Aparently Drag Me to Hell also has some horrible cat nastiness",
"coraline was scary yesterday, didn`t puke luckily. ahaa. 1 week & 1 day till i`m 14 baby",
"slept for 11 hours after an exhausting but a fun fun out of town trip. high for the day so far? woke up to good ol` fried chicken",
"Parvo sucks. So sorry pup has it. I lost a puppy to parvo many moons back. Still sad over it. Hope he`s better soon",
"Right. But I�m a stickler for correct DPI export and color value I�m going to dig in and find out if this is possible",
"So much for just an oil change... Do not pass Go, do not collect $200, lose $160",
"curious if they fixed the window handle in our room in the meantime #edc",
"_magician Yes, apnea, but it`s not the prob. I`m on meds that might be causing this. they help otherwise so much, don`t want to stop",
"Surely you knew this before hand? A good book or a hand held has to be essential. Just no PSPs unless you have a charger.",
"Dinner with Ali tonight celebrating her first day at the new job, will be near Trader Joe`s, might just have to stop in",
"Just had an amazinq qirls-niqht-out. I quess its always qreat to have an excuse to wear tiny dresses & heels",
"Is it OK to send iFlowers to your mom for Mother`s Day trough this iPhone app? http://tr.im/kWnX",
"_hearts hey,got your text. cannae hen, family are comin over i`ve got nae money to come to livi anyway xxxx",
"for about 3-4 weeks now i got 3 different pairs of strighters thinking they wasn`t working, just realised it was on the lowest setting",
"don`t you just love the 'butteflies in your stomach' feeling? ano man yun, kaya mo yan.",
"thanx mang! shes due in june 12th and yezzzir the first baby! -drummer boi",
"ya. i was suffering the whole day yesterday. met dentist and feel a bit better. i still look like rocky balboa though",
"awww! i didnt see this till now and edwin just left! i knew you wanted some! forsure tomorrow i`ll make u a new batch!",
"On a day like today. I am thankful for my mom`s teaching (proverbs 6:20-23) and thankful that she`s on twitter too! Love you",
"tMeme> My besties. If only was there. on Twitpic: http://twitpic.com/67hac - My besties. If.. http://twitpic.com/67hac",
"Driving Back home because I forgot the piece of cake for _era",
"To make a long day short--I did nothing. =D well, I had some friends over they just left (3:55am) We have been drinking since 9. Smashed",
"ROFL Even if I kept insurance and payments under $300, Im still like.. meh. Good thing I applied for a day job pasy $2888mo",
"I painted my nails metallic blue but I�m really sure about how it looks, it�s a pretty weird color!! I think it�s cool",
"http://twitpic.com/4wij6 - my oldest nephew playin on my guitar hero drums",
"Eat Sleep Draw!: Part of my Neuroanatomy take-home test. After this, I�m...: Part of my Neuro.. http://bit.ly/fXs3L",
"and the grease drip pan doubles as a butter dish (in a pinch)",
"Field day over. Lots of great action fotos. Ate lunch, need 2 showr, tidy hse, get ready 4 stamp club. Btw Mexican skin got 2 tan 2day",
"_Jo my mask is non-existent at the mo Charis didn`t send me one & I haven`t been bothered to make one! I`m wearing boy clothes!",
"didn`t make it to 1000 but I smoked her. She`s at 60 and I`m at 260. thank you! How r u?",
"@_Cantus_ all i hear is coffee brewing at my end",
"the 14-24 is definitely going... sold the 70-200 and 200F2 is too HEAVY Think I`ll get away with the 50/85? #Twedding",
"_Deen looks like a delicious recipe, will try that tonite",
"Are you shattered after that long week? Thats a pity about tomorrow night",
"_PrintChick exactly! Thats the first time i saw his @ reply to Jon. Never going there again. Oh have fun with d new phone.",
"_Rankin yep to you buddy long time no talk, hows things and i see your cat still like sinking fangs into your ankle lol",
"_twitz lol...hiiii yourself. Maybe lay off the patron and down a bottle of water!",
"_Cal Work or...(hehe mind in the gutter)! I`m sittin here doin this student loan thing.",
"2.5 years here & left Dell OKC for the last time. And being the geeky girl I am, I waited to cry until I got in my car. Love you all!",
"good time Rocking out @ open mic, thanks 4 all the love n support. Now working on Business plan presentation. No CG again 2nite",
"No problem. At least look on the floor. We won`t see the banana skin in our brains ... I step on it once, almost got killed",
"Just woke from the longest sleep in months-so nice! Now to get some work done so i`m prepped for next wk & free for K coming home tonight",
"Good morning. haha I just read that the swine flu probably not come`s from pigs at all, but from people! Poor pigs who got all the blame!"
] | 77 |
I always feel guilty about it | [
" never a relaxing weekend for the allahpundit",
"It`s hella itchy! http://twitpic.com/66m7f",
"Shame I`ve gotto go to work",
" sigh..... exams aint no wer neaaarr finished!! i have 3 next week... bin stressd... and i aint guna b bak till end june!",
" I`m mo nudge you again, better watch out!",
" i`m sorry today`s been nothing but a **** heartbreak",
"listening to ryan adams and being sick",
"_zorz_peep count yourself lucky i was gonna say the OTHER word instead...and rsvp...sorry i cant come to ur birthday...day?",
" No. Not professional at all.",
"_fan76 ROFL! THAT`S my problem, only two hands",
" laundry instead of sitting here. that darn laundry keeps mocking me.",
" why you stop following me? Was I not cool enough for you?",
" meeee too. i am listening to sad music and missing you. ps - http://www.daytrotter.com/",
" i wlda seen it wit you! dummyhead.",
" wow... you`re doing this all through text? I would get tired after a while",
"fire and rain by james taylor fits the style i need for my SA audition perfectly, but i can`t find a karaoke track in a high enough key"
] | [
"Well, I`m glad I`m not the only one! Mine`s so bad I`m having to resort to pulling out the old hairband disguises...",
"My goodbey pressents http://mobypicture.com/?uqi0h2",
"_Rose *hugs* thanks. I don`t know how I`m going to fix this if I`m ever going to get my account back.",
"i wud do but im at work srry ****",
"ya mine too but for very different reason",
"I don`t think I`ll ever have one of those again",
"i dont wanna do this anymore! but the couch is jus sittin in the middle of the floor. do i really HAVE to finish?",
"well i`m a little bit sick but i`m fine",
"I have to go to Spanish mass on Sunday And then write a couple of papers. Boo.",
"Today I wrote two songs (one for temple which I will probably never perform ever) and one for mothers day. Happy vesak everyone rena xoxo",
"It`s cause you give me a reason to assume. - http://tweet.sg",
". I`m sitting here with this girl that urk my nerves damm yo",
"Just hit the 3000 word mark for his Geography Notes, and I`m not even doing it for GCSE? Mean while I`ve done a page of history",
"MANDY!!! IT WON`T LET ME VOTE I WANT HER TO WIN BUT I CAN`T HELP, I AM GONNA JUMP OFF A BRIDGE (KIDDING) BUT THIS SUX",
"I`d rather be at #BEATweetup. Instead, I`m taking my cue from and shutting down. reprezent-zent!",
"_News I should have gone",
"but I am one in a million",
"_Laurie my thoughts rae with you and your family",
"thanks shir I got caught with the commission once but now I get amazon.com gift certificates and they don`t take one if I do",
"Last song .. then I really have to go ? http://blip.fm/~5jbvo",
"Going back to my house to pick up some dvds for bapang and pick dito`s up but forgot to pick up other dvds for dito, so I have to go back",
"3000 then ya up with me my friend ... i type too much",
"Ouch. Realising how sheltered my upbringing was.",
"- I`m hoping these pills will do something, cuz I`m gonna go nuts",
"naisee. is it bad that i can see lens flares all arond me while listening to it? XD cant really catch what they`re saying tho",
"Im so tired and sick i have to be better on Sunday so i can sing morning and night",
"hmm. I`m disappointed. I made 2 servings, and I am only able to enjoy one because my stomach is now full wishing I had company to help.",
"I feel like an M&M McFlurry mmm... But I won`t get one coz I need to look good for when I go to the States!!! 7 weeks 2 go aaaaahhhh!!!",
"Sitting waiting for dough to rise. There`s something about it that calms me down. Maybe the knowledge that I`ll have cinnamon rolls soon",
"ok its FF soooo why isn`t anyone following MEEEE??? LOL ughhhh I have some lazy a%# followers they wont even help me out",
"gets sumthin special, but i want more. akankah suatu hari ku kan mendapatkannya...? only GOD knows...",
"karma is a **** ! i just got hung up on lol i`m still a big dawg though",
"if someone had`ve told me things would get this hard..i would never have done it",
"Ahhhhh Well at least I`m up to!",
"had a great session canvassing in the sun... but now is miserable cus i have no1 to go to the pub with",
"Of course, the Evil Day Job wants me to stay longer. I need to win the lottery.",
"I`m all stuffted up but I gotta gets up & go netball",
"Chabibi. It`s a long running joke. I don`t give a flying **** if anyone follows me at all!",
"IM FEELIN RITE.. THE MOOD FLOR TWITTER AFTER DARK...",
"ticked off cause i can`t go see 'drag me to hell' with melissa and amber. staying home on a friday night is NOT my thing.",
"Inspite of the spams.. I can`t stop losing this twittergadget. I love twitting from Gmail",
"ty for feeding our NK addiction..ermm i mean our uhh nope yup addiction covers it",
"no bueno. hollykins needs to feel better asap. p.s. i miss you. you done with uni soon aren`t you? SOPROUDOFYOU.",
"hmmmm�being home isn`t *all* great http://u.nu/8m68",
"who are the crew? please dont be me... i dont think it is but i could be wrong i have been a number of times...",
"yeah....but I finish go home get changed etc etc then im off again",
"not sexy with 2 tubes sticking out of my stomach but thanks !",
"Got the sniffles I SO don`t want to get sick - I don`t need this.",
"soo **** stressed out...I think I could possibly lose it",
"same thing happens to me all the time",
"Hates untalented **** being mean to my talented friends",
"good. yeah i am fine thanks. just dreading history tomorrow, not in the mood for hyperactive 20 year olds lmao",
"Hmmm go to sleep because i have to be up at 6 on a saturday for work, or watch 2 more episodes of one tree hill? one tree hill i think!",
"http://twitpic.com/66z7a - I don`t know why I always click on your doughnut pictures... lol I always end up wanting one",
"just say no reeesee cup",
"being lazy the rain does that to me gym&&tanning is possibe, work && a small social gathering around tha corner",
"feeling better, still coughing. : / not moving on yet. its impossible.",
"im just up :-| and its 12:43 :O im so lazy thank god its a bank holiday",
"I know exactly what you are saying.. its so not cool... that is why tapes were better :p",
"i know its awful but never fear i`ve got loads of funds so we can have a drunken catch up post-exams ja?",
"So I really need to put the laptop down & start getting ready for shindig...But I`ve missed my TwitterLoves all day",
"awwww this made me realize I have to take down my bulletin board too! There`s so many memories up there.",
"if I skipped, that could get messy ROFL",
"My pleasure and sorry to hear about the pollen thing",
"Downside though is that you`re breaking the thread.",
"this has been like the never ending story....all I seem to be doing is packing and now unpacking!!! Soon over, great here",
"btw, i am actually just trying to get my own lazy bottom in gear. Me lots to do to and still not dressed !",
"Spanish... The suckiest class ever. But I`m learning atleast. Te quiero Tiasha!",
"Burning my tongue on Won Ton soup",
"no one I know likes boiled peanuts t.",
"1. i dont 2. LMFAO I WONDER.",
"would love to talk to you but i live in England so unfair",
"This really sucks, I`m supposed to be home in a couple of days and I`m not I hate borders and visa`s.",
"the only thing is I`m not a chocolate fan but the thought was yhere",
"_09 ii No! GRR oooh Aiden Lol x",
"awwwwww....I know that feeling!!",
"no probs(: and yeah im still sick. no school today lol. feel really **** but thats because im dancing lol . thanks",
"Kind of glad I never started Kings now - one less thing to be upset about",
"Writers:'They just make me wonder,why are you foisting all the little pipe dreams stories in your head onto other people?' I like writing",
"I am soooo saying this phrase now 'Stop be so false' thanks to some 'hater'/yoda person! Goodnight and stop be so false!!",
"haha so your having father daugter bonding time? Lol anyways I g2g work get on msn later I`ll be bored x",
"Well let`s be blessed together then too! Yes, I feel better, but I would be sick again though if my little was spared.",
"I`m still trying to see Star Trek! I`ll just have to Woman up and go alone. BF is pretty much worthless anyway lol",
"I know but unfortunately I`m one of the fifteen bazillions of Americans without health insurance. awesome",
"aaaa i cant go to his pagee It really exist?",
"aww... try to rest na lang muna... ^^",
"_SHeP nope i really want to play it aswell",
"sad that will have to leave my beautiful apartment",
"That`s better than Missy 8 telling me I should be on The Biggest Loser",
"I`m like so upset with you.. haha.. you never told me the 411..",
"Auditions are good but, Iam super nervous! That is one of my virtues",
"Ooooh Kay! Its time for me to stop twitterin and get going...",
"hah eeee, although understandable.. i need a new picture for this thing.. but i`m all sweaty",
"Kills me to see you online and not be able to say hello",
"yeah real hard, but I know you`ll get by with it... smile",
"No! Strange, each time we return I feel like I have come home and yet I have no Spanish blood that I know of....",
"whatsoever do you mean by `how I get down` lol I`m always sober",
".. i am going to fail my art final. FML. this was by far the worst semester of my life school wise- otherwise it was the best",
"hehe now im smiling... but u still gotta make it up to me",
"ahh naa i dont like rain nm really friend is comin over then goin 2 my grans",
"i jus listened 2 `not okay` it`s nice i lik it.. I`ve been thinkin abt thomas throughout e whole song.. luv ya",
"Soz no ideas. That is a reason i didnt take geography cz i would fall asleep as well. Lmao",
"i cant even call a **** man **** on bogus ****. yah digg?",
"_Rahal Thing about living is that there are always undeveloped pictures in your future.",
"Thanks those who have clicked :p Well I think I did something wrong, it`s still at 0 visitor, 0%.. maybe I need to reinstall everything",
"working on a logo & I keep getting click happy Its me, not photoshop I dont they have a 'stupid stop clickin' in ps do they?",
"lol awww lol i will i can`t do it now lol cauz i have to work but i will make one and tell you love you 2 oxoxoteambreezy",
"Me too,but i`m goitn to go to shower!And cleanin` up my room and later eat somethin`",
"_z i cant even think about anything that smells like alochol lol",
"I only ever seem to listen to Dirty these days. Most of our CD`s are still at Greg`s parents",
"look at what i said to....someone. actually dont. no, do it. dont. yes. no.yes. no. UGH i dont know.",
"Tired from work. I hate closing, eek. But all smiles today. Aloha Kitchen, yum.",
"OHH yeah i sometimes forget your in the other but cheek ok america",
"ill be alright but the whip may not",
"10 more minutes and i never have this class again. Its kinda sad cause this class is so fun",
"Do u mean ur tired because u have 2 go 2 work or u got ur Wii 2 work & now ur tired?",
"lol I hear you, I think I watched about 2 - 3 different movies, when I should have been getting work done. I`ll ttyl girl",
"Wishes you hadn`t teased me with movie night",
"good luck going to sleep. i`m up working on a stupid paper. no worries. ur not alone. so u ready to record that album or what?",
"_Bloggerific HA! Nice try. I will outright deny any accusations. But good luck with that..."
] | 716 |
i really cant take this. | [
" They don`t let the queer boys donate blood.",
"Im going to go to bed again, ear (both) infection, I am completely dizzy, yyyyuck! My stomach is hurting too Peace-out loves",
"_Kill_Boy oh sorry! not getting all my replies nothing against you. and yes, i do know nirvana",
"I am native, not french ! I hate this ! ! ! Trying to find animals in french, I SUCK, SOMEONE HELP PLEEEEEASE ? Alone- Allison Iraheta ?",
" i have been getting **** ones as i mentioned - all these girls seem to be at a loss what to do!",
"****. My arms feel like really sore jell-o",
"'Isn`t she lovely? Isn`t she beautiful?' Sorry Stevie, you`re not really in a position to make that judgement #steviewonder",
"just found out that my husband`s grandma fell down the stairs & is at the hospital with several broken bones...praying hard!",
" Heh, aye. I should have investigated properly first before asking Does seem like it`s not the most obvious thing though.",
" I assume you mean 2nd item with 3 nested lines, but no invert call tree button to be found � � �",
" yup .. sad eh .. Betty man .. it should have been betty",
" It`s 12:30AM, stopped tweeting, my brain`s not functioning. I wanna cry. Haha. Philippines tour, please? Love ya!",
" lolll, i cba to get the sun stuff and i forgot that the back of my leg wouldnt gwt tanned lol. it hurts sooo bad right now",
"A year from now is graduation....i am pretty sure i`m not ready for it!?!?!?",
"is saddened by Husker Access...no internet!",
"I`m always a little sad to see followers I really like, decide to unfollow me."
] | [
"I want a lie in tomorrow! Won`t be getting one though",
"i can`t believe you`re coming near me! but to a place that i can`t get into. i love you, Jenny!",
"I don`t think I can bear such cuteness this early in the day! Kudos to Fair Empress",
"lo siento but I dint have enough room =/",
"just had the most emo moment too many tears love my family and sorors",
"I loved johnny carson now I`m going to hate seeing jay leno go (via ) that`s what I was waiting for someone to say!",
"Just kidding! Don`t go around quoting me",
"I`m so worried about my sister`s guinea pig. I hope Stalin makes it through tonight! you can do it baby!!",
"soo **** stressed out...I think I could possibly lose it",
"O.k i feel like i need to cry now i can`t believe that in less than 2 years ill be walking across the stage to get a High School diploma!",
"what is it with chocolates? i just can never say no",
"Inshalla! Devo I wont be at the Astor tonight",
"weathers let me down this morning...ugh!...hada gd nite tho!",
"Sitting, wondering, & wishing for a bunch of stuff that will never be",
"I did.`t Get tht.",
"You can`t take this feeling away from me<3. going to lay down & watch a movie.",
"Just ignore it.....and get sum rest...get rid of that headache",
"i have to go to the doctor... i don`t want to... cause there i can wait sooo long...",
"I can`t sleep... And now????",
"Sooo tired and have a headache-all self inflicted of course! Good times though",
"James and I battle over everything too! It`s kind of a love-hate relationship",
"He`s off...again i wish he would make up his frickin mind...",
"thank god for some overcast and ivory. Trying to get my mom to take me out to lunch egh doesnt look like its gonna work.",
"hhhhhhaaaaaaaaaaaaa!!!! Yo u hve me in tears!...its all fault he said u cancelled so I thought....",
"_warwounds_C I feel ya pain, I`ve got myself a nasty cold too. Get better soon",
"at work, with a swollen face thank god it`s kohls though. I`m feelin fat. flip flops are about to break annnnd I get my hair done tonight",
"Ironically, that thought goes through my head (no pun intended) for *every* headache I have... Hope it goes away soon.",
"Has lost his vocie and Adele is laughing at me LOL and still wondering why I`m in college on me week off",
"I need a hug... Gotta find another place to live and a new job",
"another letter for you - this one car insurance - ouch",
"lucky! I can`t see it tonight....",
"I can`t wait to see UP! How dare have a 'real' job. Probably going to have to wait until tomorrow.",
"I was being childish lol cos one of them said that pic of Jake in Down to earth made them vomit",
"don`t wait on Red, could be ages. I know what you mean, though. Really looking for a new job",
"Exhausted. Thank goodness my race is almost here! All this training is ruining my social life",
"Dead stopped in the express lane. This would happen when I choose to take it. No way out now. Ugh. Hopefully this gets moving",
"WALC-ers are you ready to cry? its going to be a long day of reminiscing",
"cant believe ER is all over",
"Totally broke is right. I have to wait till Monday to get paid though! BOOHOO!",
"one hour till I go home and commence pouting because no Bahama trip for me",
"Awake again , I give up , I`m going to ready for today",
"I`m like so upset with you.. haha.. you never told me the 411..",
"I doubt I will tho ! twit pic sumthin",
"Well, I`ll have lemon and ranch for you. Not for me, though.",
"Why does Urban Outfitters taunt me with amazing clothing that`s way too expensive.",
"I SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO NEED TO SEE U IM ON SOME BS 4REAL DEADASS LMAO",
"Thanks, I just found a article that say i cannot join you because i am in the UK though",
"really cant be bothered going to work tonigh, its too nice to be stuck inside",
"not playing here either",
"I wanna go, but I so freaking broke Have fun for me",
"10 more minutes and i never have this class again. Its kinda sad cause this class is so fun",
"awwww this made me realize I have to take down my bulletin board too! There`s so many memories up there.",
"Wow.....I`ve been stood up Might as well go to work.",
"Im so done defending him. Im going to bed and im gonna give my mom a happy mothers day. at least ill try.",
"_AnGeL84 Awww i hope you feel better love...this weather is crazy...",
"yeah dnt go there.. I have 3 dif apps on my phone for it so sad but there is a reason as to why lol",
"Thanks...I really do appreciate that. I know it will be the hardest thing I have ever done",
"_Rose *hugs* thanks. I don`t know how I`m going to fix this if I`m ever going to get my account back.",
"Very cute - I don`t think I can make it to MakerFaire, sadly",
"i dont wanna do this anymore! but the couch is jus sittin in the middle of the floor. do i really HAVE to finish?",
"won`t be able to manage 3 nights babe, have lil ones depending on me here!! ****",
"homee from wango tango, i had fun really tired now. wrapping moms present and passing out. <3",
"Leaving NOLA today Counting down the seconds `til I start crying. Love this place so much.",
"_carter it says the video is private... and won`t let me watch",
"oh men!!!!!!......I really can`t see my face........c`mon guys!!!",
"Okay. I`m all out of ideas",
"Just got a shot on my arm. Eww.",
"Not by choice. I have to use it for that one project that never ends!",
"Well can ya please send some luvin to im sensing deep fiery anger surrounding his presence right now...",
"gangstarr exgirl to the next girl, nas one mic, hold on i still can`t listen so i guess it dont matter",
"Ooooh Kay! Its time for me to stop twitterin and get going...",
"Oh no!! Hope you get better for your show in Argentina! Good luck!",
"Undervote is just going on I`m all overalled up",
"Noones talking to me anymore",
"It`s a Peter & Gordon morning -> And I, go to pieces and I wanna hide / Go to pieces and I almost die / Ever... ? http://blip.fm/~5yk38",
"The Mediteranian Kitchen...oh well can`t get them all right.",
"Okay now that i will not be able to sleep tonight what should we do",
"absolutely tru...the horror of it still washes ovr me sometimes if i think abt the actual last days, but the gd memories go on",
"Dadgum, I think this nations shipping needs have shut down completely. still no freight for carriers out there.",
"dave why why why can`t this happen when I`m not working and can listen?! :::whining big time:::",
"oh how the ladies will suffer now LOL",
"Soooooo true. I don`t dare ask for something like that!",
"Well it`s not far back to sanity. At least it`s not for me.",
"i so can`t be bothered working tomorrow!",
"nvm i just got ur message that ur sick",
"not cool. Hope you feel better. I went up there for breakfast buy you were gone.",
"i know! i just got off the phone with them. it will leave a Giant hole on Mill. + Regions also closed.",
"for me they`re not",
"ooo and good luck for dundee tonight i can`t be there cos i have a ton of uni work",
"Please vote for my husband Jorge at the All Star Game @ http://bit.ly/TGxzu! I can`t vote anymore",
"& I got too much work to do",
"_in_a_story Glad I`m not the only one. He`s our baby, and I`m terrified he`ll think we`re never coming back.",
"no , I can`t make it to the tour. I`m from Philippines",
"Yes. Me too. I can`t understand why they have to do that. I mean, I know it`s all about Hollywood, but this thing is called love.",
"Somebody get me out of work tomorrow.",
"terence cao over-dose im fainting.",
"I`d rather be at #BEATweetup. Instead, I`m taking my cue from and shutting down. reprezent-zent!",
"whooaaa. just got an overwheolming itus attack after eating",
"I know how you feel. Takes far too much time out of my life!",
"I`m having a fantastically miserable time so far...",
"Got three shots today. I can`t lift my arms...",
"Leaving SF soon. I just might cry.",
"yeah mine is stubborn too. you just gotta keep trying until it does, no way around it",
"aww... sorry for both of you. May the LORD give you strength and rest today!",
"Night twitterland x I have to be up in five hours sigh",
"it`s so sad, i`d love to talk to you but i live in the uk can`t wait for the new album, please say hi to me ****",
"no happy hour for me today",
"hahaha yeah i see that. but he can`t twitter me back",
"Sicky sicky sucks on such a lovely day",
"DUDE WHAT? I WANNNNAAAA GOOOOOO",
"i hate the fact that it is so nice outsidee, and im inside doing revisionn",
"Burning my tongue on Won Ton soup",
"Just Another Mobile Monday is back online. There`s two days I`ll never get back. http://tinyurl.com/ra48ye (via )",
"such a nice day and i`m gonna be stuck inside all night",
"oww...just bit my tongue",
"I listening Your album on youtube. So awesome. But i can`t buy it",
"*points at the gear question I just posted* I cant get the rest of my Dreadweave set",
"aww at when she was cryin tho...i want her to get thru...i feel sorry for her shes so good tho.",
"'Stop your twittering' - Maryland cookies #bgt",
"Its funny how I want something even more... now that someone else has it and i cant anymore hahaha NEXT!"
] | 803 |
net .. net .. net .. hmm. bad weather .. weird summer! | [
"Trying to decide on a movie with the friends.. not going to well! lol :p No bible study 2nite, which means ****-day cake buy my own??",
"has applied for OSAP yet again- God, I`m gonna owe major $$$ by the end of my academic career, this just ain`t right!!",
" no im not cries LOL",
" i have started saving my Tumblr drafts because that happened to me this week and i was so sad",
"Work soon. Lame going to miss the Go Lakers! Hope you win!!!!",
"@_Glitter_ kk but 4 sum reason its not lettin me vote 4 them",
"Roommate is sssnoring :/ And my throat is so dry",
"gonna get off to try and catch some Z`s, no more high school after tomorrow! which really sucks i wish i didn.. http://tinyurl.com/lk9ag8",
"My back hurts...really bad",
"feels ..my cousin is a monkey http://plurk.com/p/x23pa",
"...OOOPS AGAIN, the reply button is the RIGHT of the msg...now I`ll stop spamming",
"moving back home today. pro: obnoxiously closer to con: no more mpls runs/excursions for at least a year.",
" Can`t figure out how to reply on Tumblr sorry! I don`t get into NYC until 6/4 so I can`t go to any events b4 then",
"I am so jelz. I want a house. >",
" But I can still putt 30 yards longer than you can hit your driver",
"Pretty sure I`m sat on the wrong train going the wrong way... Bah!"
] | [
"night night twitter world. [still cant believe the thomas thing tomorrow`s gunna be FUN/SAD]",
"naw idk what ur talkin about",
"Well hopefully the rest of the day gets better.",
"Or maybe its just us ....",
"Omigoodness I feel like a popsicle",
"Hello my lovely followers love and peace from my house lolz We just need the weather!",
"It`s supposed to be even hotter today than yesterday. Wearing shorts to work.",
"Have @ Irma Vep rehearsals. No...not really.",
"Well it`s friday and usually the start of something awsome...I`m not sure if that`ll be this time around I gotta shake this",
"sizzling outside. Work inside = double",
"Gorgeous weather, but no bike",
"I would love to see the sun again. It has been raining here for 3 days now.",
"nm. dang, you on NOW but i gotta bounce in like 4 minutes i`m just chilling. the usual.",
"My goodbey pressents http://mobypicture.com/?uqi0h2",
", - muji yipee. is anybody coming here? i can send them over hahaha. but can somebody bring JT`s BSG disks? haha",
"Had a nice concert yesterday. Nice location, nice people, it was great. But I have a bad cold since yesterday night Being sick sucks!",
"Yah! Feeling better and had a beaut day - Sophie razzing it at the skateboard park (at all of 3 yrs) and Charli happy at school",
"i wish i wasn`t all bummed but i kinda am",
"Im glad you`re a lot happier barakitten <3 see yah in july",
"im slightly over it dont feel like today much at all",
"went on a long 10 mile bike ride today, then it started raining",
"sometimes spam leaks in to the message board.",
"FRIDAY so freakin happy today was an annoying day buuut WEEKEND! TGIF<3",
"Managed to find a bottle of Pimm`s! If only we had the weather to go with it",
"not playing here either",
"Was about to head downtown...now there`s a flash flood! - Photo: http://bkite.com/07XFs",
"http://79.170.44.101/buma.ro/ temporary address not working either, m8. They must have done something to the domain",
"Coming to the end of my vacation.",
"trying to figure it out",
"mOod. was way too much fun. lol.. I lOve to dance TEchno !!! <3 ... life.lOve.stress &&. set backs <3 gnite",
"youre not supposed to...",
"_kelly Bummed about the maxi dresses! I think they`re so cute for summer but I`m only 5`4'!",
"hey, no we were second, kind sad, but it`s ok guitar, guitar, guitar BBQ and good time what about you>?",
"Nice days like this make me miss Alki",
"It figures. It starts raining as I am freed from work",
"loves summer! and don`t forget people, tomorrow is mother`s day!",
"ur supposed to be in BK tho",
"Today was fun <333",
"oh too bad! I hope it gets better. I`ve been having sleep issues lately too",
"bundy. in 3 days.!!!! warm weather here i come!",
"A lovely couple of days with friends from Wolverhampton. At least the weather improved for their last day today. On call tomorrow",
"is wishing work was done soon <3",
"Mashup Monday! In honour of the swine flu hysteria ? http://blip.fm/~5jnv2",
"Have a nice day ? http://blip.fm/~5z6y6",
"Happy Friday Dance, no rain and I`m about outta here..till 2morrow I sat the saturday morning shift, but its still all good",
"Good Morning!!! Work and then it`s ESPN`s Sunday night Baseball. hopefully it won`t get rained out",
"rught brb on me ipod. if i randomly go off its cos me internet breaks",
"In hysterics at Yaas` email <3 Am writing a speech for Speakers` and doing Food Technology...**** it`s good to be off school on a Monday",
"AC is broke at the house. waiting to get an estimate on timeframe to repair. on the bright side, gonna join CoLab this week.",
"http://pic.gd/fad84c One Sunday night at Helsinki. We hadn`t drink anything... xD yeah RIGHT!",
"aww I wish there was sun out here. Then I can get a tan!!!! (walks it out) go meee go meeee",
"Sooo readyyy for the summerr babyyyy!!!!!!!!!",
"Ha Ha thanks Tom! I`m such a loser! Hopefully going on the 22nd June till 3rd July...what date u goin? u missing helen? x",
"sunniest week for ages....and exams",
"Oh no, hubs is so sick! I hope I don`t catch it",
"Off for a loooong weekend of inlawing... ... ...",
"Ugggh. Its so nice out! I don`t want to be working with back-up dancers.",
"woot, woot! super cool",
"Outside for just about 1 hour, the sun was bloody hot - no tan Wait for monday then will spend around 2 hours outside ;)",
"wow the weather is amazing today!",
"_hawt Hmm.. Interesting choice.",
"Really? Awesome..Im mad cuz my followers r goin down *Take A Breath*",
"_of_Chas good mornin sunshine...at least the work puter will go faster",
"Tryin to figure all this out!! LOL",
"didnt enjoy having to say goodbye to alex, v emotional times but the sun is making me happy !",
"??? weekend standby duty??????????????????????????????????????????????????",
"needs a break from the computer... adios <3",
"nice weather today in Alex",
"is off to somewhere.",
"Tired, tired, tired.. Didn`t sleep well last night.. Thought too much.. Slept not much.. Glad that it`s almost weekend!",
"Good morning world! haha had fun at the movies last night ;D and school now... Hmm new shoes make it better http://tinyurl.com/dfggwj",
"http://twitpic.com/4wsjr - Leisure Bay beach (I see the pic. wasn`t uploaded last time, grrr!)",
"Working on my resume while listening to the rain and enjoying a Circus Boy",
"alright, rawknroll.net live on radio23.org - next 2 hours of vivid spring to summer music rawk on and enjoy!",
"_double as if there are any other kind http://myloc.me/Fkl",
"// your FACE is stupid. thanks... i miss you too. HA!",
"Internet, you were so fast! And now you are so slow! Where did the fast connection go?",
"yeah... it`s gonna be a long while for me.",
"2night- dance parties, fun times, & awkward situations highlight- driving w/ nims and annie listening to satellite windows downnnn",
"Chroma Key coolness ... When are the cumulus seminars going online couldn`t see the live feed here",
"super late for work, and got an earful from the PSYCHOPATH. GRRRR! Day, please get better",
"I hate it when that happens!! Exciting though.",
"yeah but I`m jus glad the thunder stopped .",
"OMG!! that is tragic!",
"I`ve got sunburnt knees... it`s funny now, but I bet they`ll sting later Had a fab day though x",
"worst, most depressing day, ever. r.i.p",
"don`t know what to do today. amazing weather and i`m sitting here, great.",
"Random has an a",
"Just started raining in earnest... guess golf is off for today...",
"Yep, this is about as 'boonies' as it gets, if you look at the map In transition. Gotta find a place and a job. - http://bkite.com/07kjR",
"Looks like rain again Oh well, it will give me a chance to work on a new crochet pattern I have in the works.",
"Not feeling very good at all, why does this have to happen today of all days? Not going to friends tonight",
"ROFL - me too.",
"Going to workout + swin... fun",
"wEe ArR SoWbUr i PrOmIsS. tHe StYoOpId FlYiNg ThInG hAzZuNt KuM OwT aGaNe. iTt Iz hYdInG sUmWaRe aNd LaRfFiNg aTt Us.",
"Wow, my phone was blowing up with tweets all day. Now that I`m home, it`s a ghost town! Guess I`ll do some chores in my apt. & go to bed.",
"sooo glad im home floridia was fun!! back in ATL. time to sleep....then back up to work!!! constant grind.",
"Greg:Showing my friends AudioBoo http://audioboo.fm/ Everyone seems 2 love it. Ta for the headzup bro. So need 2 get iPhone. Roll on June",
"@_supernatural_ http://twitpic.com/4w8cw - Mishaaaaaaaa!!!",
"Annnnnnddd another one bites the dust",
"is moving out of Nesbitt.",
"i`m not feeling twitter at the moment",
"Dump your worries in the Stress Fire. Fun and profoundly freeing http://budurl.com/c765",
"Big booming thunder storm almost here. Maybe we can all go home early??? Ah... probably not.",
"My ear are popping.",
"Theyre sappin mah sentry! errr yea... i`m without power at home right now",
"It`s this year. Can`t catch it, won`t be in NY till Oct 2010 http://bit.ly/AF8JT",
"Did I miss the fun?",
"change of plans. won`t be seeing Up today.",
"hope all is ok.",
"the good thing of having a fever is feeling cold, especially in such hot weather. I think I`m hallucinating lol .",
"which is why i can`t wait till i move out of home and life by myself next year WACKY ADVENTURES EVERY DAY!!!!!",
"http://twitpic.com/4wc1y - Cracking myself more & more up.. PhootoBoothingisFunForBunny Volumen Eins!",
"looking at all my old myspace status` oh mann. Skyrockets in flight! afternoon delight! AAAAAAAAfternoon delight!",
"- going somewhat out of town? (x visitng uncle boyet & famm!",
"_0407 all over the place it was boo, dual voice challenge was too challenging",
"You mustv`e read my mind. I WAS going, but now it`s thunderstorming AND I have to pick up the boys from the bus stop",
"Oh joy its gong to be a long weekebd... Yipee :*¡",
"Twitter is kinda confusing , but fun",
"It`s this year. Can`t catch it, won`t be in NY till Oct 2010. http://bit.ly/AF8JT"
] | 416 |
ugh I`m not doin too good | [
" 5 seasons that`s it? Sorry just noticed in ur previous update. My sis isn`t gonna be happy",
" oops. Cy`s place is too near. Trouble for me.",
"why is everyones tweets about britains got talent?! i feel left out",
"#freeagentapp free trial ran out today, cannot subscribe because Abby accidentally canceled my card - still waiting for a new one",
"I feel like... I`m not gonna make it this year",
" Lucky you...my day has gone by with large amount of boredom...and a little stress. The detalis can get a bit gruesome",
"really not lookin forward to monday bak to college",
"my iMac`s died keeps cutting out for no reason. Anyone recommend a good mac place for service / parts? Think I need a new power supply",
"That sucks that u have 2 go through that id b pissed 2",
"It`s too hot. I don`t like it.",
"Oh I`m really tired of these migraines! #Endometriosis & #Fibromyalgia & #Migraines & sleep probs just compoundin ea other since surgery",
"What a bad day!",
" *sigh* me miss them days !!",
"A delay until midnight bloody thomson!!!!",
"Everyone is so sad about the no touching rule. You still get to see them! More than most of us get!",
"I gave up on tumblr because the API isn`t pointing to the private account"
] | [
"hahahaha awww uduhn lun me no mor???",
"Darnit. See what happens when I avoid teh interwebs for work.",
"Job??????? Not so much.",
"_thomas if only the drinking game was tonight...I don`t have to work till 5 tomorrow",
"i feel that!! esp when you know u aint done the wrong <3 U!",
"Have spent half of the day troubleshooting something that wasn`t even within my control. Clusters doesn`t always mean high availability.",
"Sleeeeeeeepy.... I`m off... Goodnight twitterverse!",
"_a_michael It doesn`t look like you`re tired in the pic. Don`t work too hard.",
"that`s what i was last night",
"Haha I should. But I won`t. lol Then I might miss something.",
"wow i`m tired... going to bed, GOOD NIGHT",
"ha ha, no, will be thankful i am not dragging them up a mountain today",
"I haven`t been replying to people because seriously, I haven`t refreshed twitter for a while. Sorry. Thanks.",
"break a leg but don`t do it for real it just a saying :p ' good luck'",
"_lick sounds like you need a week of digital detox",
"I feel your pain man, people say it`s really good but I don`t have the money to waste on a PS3",
"_Yours13 I`m not at home with my cats right now!",
"Good morning world! I feel really sick.",
"_Toni i`m having one of those days today also",
"Last song .. then I really have to go ? http://blip.fm/~5jbvo",
"mmm but nothing i can do. lucky ive got great friends like u to cheer me up",
"LoL....heeeyyy love! Not much working and you",
"Yep. I hope my lame attempt with the spaces helped me to hinder them, lol. I know tomorrow I guess.",
"_Pase I guess u ain like me den.. My hair cut short.. lol",
"I`m just bustin` ya chops; it`s not bad. Never seen any real appeal to last.fm is all. Bad quality audio from **** artists",
"now I know why it didn`t work, just not too keen on paying though for a 2ndary social network",
"I`m so getting the cold",
"Beer, garden, IPOD, Friday night, shame I`ve got to work tomorrow",
"http://bit.ly/147HEU - don`t judge me. tucking myself in tonight mogwai on repeat",
"im hungry.due to last night`s dinner..or lack there of.. someone take care of me",
"I just wanna be better already",
"Hey, not anymore. I`m back now.",
"u don`t love me no follow..how was your night? ;-)",
"Just found out my contact form was being dubbed Spam and wasn`t forwarding properly. When checked, I had no legit contacts anyway. Double",
"i meant i cnt help but stop chattin wid her..... gud dat u noe everything.... so do u think its fair????",
"Sorry if I`m unsociable I`m loading up stock in the shop, mums making me",
"Weekend is getting close. Too bad I`ll be stuck up north Hopefully I`ll be able to get out next weekend for some real life fun.",
"I`m so bunged up!! I Hate colds!!",
"no problem dude - get better soon, I have a cold as well bleh!",
"D�j� vu!!! Changing out of my GQ outfit",
"That`s what`s up hah. I`m great, thanks Just waiting for all the craziness to take off.",
"#followfriday thank you so much. I`m so behind. Still at about half of what I had.",
"thanks for wishing me luck a couple of weeks ago on getting into a higher choir, but i didn`t make it",
"haha! thanks, Tiff it went well, but they WORE ME OUT!!! lol. im too old for this ;)",
"YIKEYSSS!! I`M HARMLESS REALLY!! JUST WANT SOME ATTENTION FROM BRODY!!!",
"Stoppped following ama, i really need a clean break... on another note, kate is being super nice right now Off to work",
"i mean we mite do sumthn.... what u doin hope i get 2 c u b4 u head bak",
"yeah... it`s gonna be a long while for me.",
"Ive been up since 530,i hate wen i cant sleep. Garys takn a nap and i mite do the same",
"My graduation day... And i feel like a failure...",
"being lazy the rain does that to me gym&&tanning is possibe, work && a small social gathering around tha corner",
"Trying to put down some veggie soup, and watching Bride Wars while my body recovers. Hope I`ll spring back tomorrow",
"i`m hear ya dude, i can`t either",
"but I don`t want to hurt you",
"i could really fancy a nap right now but i am at work at 7am and i feel that if i nap now i am wasting my evening",
"On my way to work, cant be bothered",
"UGH... I am soooo drag assing today but on a brighter note I got my G1 update & it is the biznesssss!",
"Ugh, not yeeet! It`s like, in a week, too... =/ I`ll keep trying!!",
"http://twitpic.com/66st1 - please let me freee... I can`t watch you **** for much loongerrr!",
"yep i am.got back this morning. NFg were fab last night, but i cant go tomorrow you getting MS ticket soon? 4weeks away",
"�anisalovesu me too. I am so so upset,especially because i fear i won`t get a Jared hug tomorrow",
"I`m sorry sister!! just think you get to see your man in a bit! That should make you happy. You guys should call me tonigh",
"_LeAnn if it makes you feel better im studying on a sat night w/o blackberries",
"45 minutes until im off from work. I guess i`ll go back to work in 15 minutes. It`s slow today thank god for one of those days",
"Oh we`re friends now? You know you`re so up & down with me. I retract my last statement thennnnnnnn.",
"_cowan oh cool! I`m gonna crash and sleep. I have been like 40 some hours working lol",
"I`ve read good things bout it. Just not feelin it tonight. Proly finish it tomorrow, after Star Trek",
"i guess it wasnt meant to be..",
"Oh no, hubs is so sick! I hope I don`t catch it",
"I`m fine, I`ve just been trying to figure out the meaning behind this song, and I cant think of anything. urlm.in/cnmt",
"_renee _B Fa real Me n Shay been on the toilet all night Shlda knwn sumthin ws up whn they didn`t crd us 4 our Scorpian bwl",
"i was so bored i decided to iron all my baju sklh. thn i realized i hate doing tht. so all i did was iron a sleeve HAHAHA. im off to schl",
"- thats my hair guys. oh dip i gotta go! on-ee two minits leff . . .",
"OMG~ that did not sound right...** U Better B Grinning ** thx",
"thanks scared of dentists.. looks like I am going to have to get over it and go",
"ive got a cold too... It sucks and u were awesome in ipswitch xD",
"**** IT! I want to see that movie sooo bad. Don`t tell me anything. hehe.",
"I feel like I`m going to toss my cookies",
"my twitter says it needs a break i`ll be back in a bit (capacity??)",
"ok. lol. i miss you too. i hope your cramps get better. i know how painful they can be.",
"having a good day at work lots of sales but boss is under foot. she`s a nice person but i dont like the boss bugging me",
"Oh no!! Hope you get better for your show in Argentina! Good luck!",
"dont listen..he do him..but I tried not taking a nap yesterday and I still was up til 1am and than I got up at 7am",
"Trying to got through my 3,000 + unread e-mail messages. Looks like this what I`ll be doing for the rest of the evening.",
"so yeah...i guess i dont get company this weekend so who wants to come hang out?",
"To make a long day short--I did nothing. =D well, I had some friends over they just left (3:55am) We have been drinking since 9. Smashed",
"Hope you feel better soon and check out my cool backround on my profile",
"_Bloody_Poet What`s the matter?",
"you mean the post concert blues ;) *lol* Well, I soooo know what you mean ...",
"workin a long day today... hopefully i can make some good tips",
"yeah....but I finish go home get changed etc etc then im off again",
"'I will stumble.. I will fall down... But I will not be moved '",
"the only thing is I`m not a chocolate fan but the thought was yhere",
"_pax Oh man... I`m so sorry to hear that. I hope everything works out",
"_h786 as ur coming on to here im just off to bed hows ur day been? x",
"aww at when she was cryin tho...i want her to get thru...i feel sorry for her shes so good tho.",
"cant find my shoes. :/ hope its as bad as itll get 2nite. im happy.",
"i ditched school ( i hate it ) and im taking a huge dump....... it hurts REAL BAD!",
"feels slightly better but **** i sure do miss him.....he`s going to be so hard to get over...... i messed it up ...donuts=comfort",
"Just kidding! Don`t go around quoting me",
"sorry, I`m back.. food was calling my name..lol..all is good here and HI! , sorry I haven`t said sooner lol",
"LOL, yeah I do it cuz it just seems that way sometimes don`****",
"New crisis, my bag is too eavy for my DoE",
"done with the photo album as im a good person so i make it quite private for now. pity you ben haha",
"I didnt save those links! I dont need distractions.. I just need motivation",
"Thank you! And I don`t care for the look on his face.",
"@_NewAmerykah_ im alllllllllllllllllllllllllllll about that... a **** woke up late... didnt get my breakfast (wakenbake)",
"glad u feel like cooking I`m so tired",
"thanks. I`m self so I don`t see the 'my Account' area. I`ll have to dig deeper it seems",
"Got the sniffles I SO don`t want to get sick - I don`t need this.",
"you`re fine - trying to kill off the bots and retweets in a bid to be the least popular person on Twitter. Btw, who are you ??",
"nvm, i`ll stop. whatever. see you 5th i guess",
"Off work, trying to relax for about 30 mins before I`ve gotta go back to sleep",
"sunnn finnalllyyy!! aint slept :| need some sleep",
"ima goodgirl I`m not down with takin advantage",
"RP : RP : RP : My crack...--Here`s mine. ?---- I just threw up in my mouth lil bit--It`s my legs, LOL.",
"I am sucking with the abbreviation today. Sorry My sentences look like my eight year old is typing them. lol",
"can`t. wish I was sleeping. Gotta be at work in less than 4 hours... Wait, what`re u doing up???!",
"_twitz lol...hiiii yourself. Maybe lay off the patron and down a bottle of water!",
"dont worry baby i`ll eat sum cake for the both of us , i`ll hit u up wen i get back. bye, dont eat too much at home"
] | 275 |
Miley, I tried voting for you, and it wont let me vote for some reason Ill try back a little later! <3 | [
"Ouchhhhhh I burnt my frkn tongue",
"I swear, now my dog is having anxiety issues.",
"in my room its too **** warm! windows open but im still cooking !",
"Counting the hours of lost sunshine until the Weekend",
" We can`t even call you from belgium sucks",
" haha.. yes, i`m jealous! i don`t have money to do all that!",
"hates these khaki pants! project to do todayy",
" i don`t know what lender it was? yea these people definitely sucked butt toes. NOT friendly or helpful.",
"just watched yes man. bahaha. that movie is messed up",
"Well. That first tweet for today failed. lol. Back to sleep or bacon and eggs? So hard to choose!!",
" physics the most boring class ever!",
" Perhaps they see it as the twitter version of pulling someone`s pigtails? Let me know if that works out for you.",
"These kids are terrible! If I was in Good Evans, I`d call Childline",
" LOL. Academy-ish. Haha. I really really miss O.B.",
"I`m not a fan of all day trainings I Novi. I`m one sleepy girl.",
"hates the net. ayaw bumukas ng twitter. http://plurk.com/p/wxlxs"
] | [
"Wishing I could kidnap from work",
"Thank you! I`m working on `s",
"You`re such a sappy little fellow! Thanks for all the well wishes. I`ll need them. After today I have one more exam.",
"by the way, just saw u on ellen yesterday. here it`s late comparing to usa. u were awesome!!!",
"Mine are older than yours.",
"No. I won`t be back until the 7th",
"wow thot we`d lost ya lol lol",
"Decaf isn`t cutting it right now. ? http://blip.fm/~79g85",
"had a great session canvassing in the sun... but now is miserable cus i have no1 to go to the pub with",
"back in Durango. Chaperoning a party. interesting. catching up on my internet surfing and drinking a woodchuck. ha.",
"I want some grape juice.",
"My TweetDeck is languishing in API Hell. Again.",
"Soo sad my McMcBuddy thinks I look like I could have a little rainbow ... I like burritos ok! BURRITOS!!!",
"I also used to be close with adiel and sabby. But now they changed alot. I like when we were in sec 1.",
"http://bit.ly/147HEU - don`t judge me. tucking myself in tonight mogwai on repeat",
"gots my beathing suit that i ordered from victoia`s secret. but i have to exchange the bottoms, so i have to wait another 2 weeks",
"i did dat 1 time & my boss text me saying, 'tweet me n my office after dis tweeting is ova!' i havent dun it since.",
"Just got it a few hours ago! So not yet!",
"Do you not like turtles?",
"you got it. poor thing not gonna have a choice for much longer though",
"can you please have a short stakc competition",
"Offline for now, I`ll tweet again later...",
"That is messed up. I hope your day gets better.",
"hmm is following me and to think, they declined thehodge.co.uk for inclusion into there network",
"Haha! I can`t a good vid of it on tubey,you thugh",
"i would prefer 1 more monday",
"need some Pizza...can`t get out of office",
"Has an hour left of revision",
"I have had to yield my computer to the Webkinz Fan Club...",
"Well, thanks for thinking of me! And if you ever do get the scratch for one, well, I`m right here!",
"I would appreciate it if you would. I am a big Tim Kaul fan ya know",
"hope u feel better sweetie",
"Playing see you again-miley cyrus in the shop",
"I want to be at",
"is needing to make a new video",
"_Milano Hey there Thought i`d tweet you to say Hi..I have so much to write but theres no space in this little box hehe ****",
"_cath a couple of years I knew you had one but I couldn`t find you for awhile..here you are!",
"found `s Spinning Top instead of outtamyleague mp3. pardon me sir. but i promise i`ll buy a copy of the cd. i`m saving up",
"LIKE U SAID 'GIVE TC A CHANCE!' WE WILL MISS THOMAS BUT HAVE TO MOVE ON. SO WATCH THIS! http://bit.ly/r6RfC",
"Wow, you might be countering the Benedryl with your enthusiasm.",
"Cant find my red lighter that reminds me of Amy",
"I have to go to work with out my and",
"Hope you feel better soon and check out my cool backround on my profile",
"Noones talking to me anymore",
"i joined this because i think my smith chips invent a flavour competion entry wont be recognised its SWEETPOTATOE AND SEASALT flavour ?",
"I wanna get an FF tweet too",
"u really don`t think so? maybe ur right....lol. btw what phone u using? think u told me b4...i might have an app for u",
"Boo for being at work during #beatwittyparty but at least you`re still here!",
"I hear you. I can`t think of a layout either. lol I`ve been trying for i dont know how long.",
"hey jesse, here`s your background let me know what you think! http://tinyurl.com/cf2yuj",
"_angel I cant i dont have mms but i will waer it nexxt time i see you",
"i didnt get a hug today",
"I wish I was in va too",
"#flylady Oh deary me: 15 mins not enough to rescue kitchen I shall come back to it later so I can mow the lawn while still cool outside",
"re: the job ... still waiting my friend. Thanks for asking * I just need a little ... ;) * ? http://blip.fm/~5jehr",
"havent been on here in ages sorry twitter.. tweetdeck is broken",
"Ive totally not got that job i can just tell.",
"I`m stuffed n can`t move",
"i went to the doctor. i hav a virus.",
"if you cant hide the tweetie icon why not change it http://twitpic.com/4j92o",
"next time? I might not get there this time if the bus has anything to do with it",
"http://bit.ly/SjNAx If he is saying something I don`t fully understand, please let me know.",
"Sims 2 owns my life lately! LOL I want to get Sims 3, but my computer can`t support it.",
"U so dirrrrrty... Why oh why did I pick the Hawks I figured I needed a longshot and they were a better bet than CAR",
"you deserve so much better... hang in there good things come to those who wait!",
"You must like my song.",
"hahaha. I think you`re pretty far from me. Maybe next time though",
"Tinkered with open-source Virtualbox &Win7 yet? Would`ve loved to have seen you @ Hay. Always unfortunate timing for students",
"You`re phone is off",
"Oooommmmggg, you probs will, too busy to slay properly for a while Hopefully I`ll stay ahead doing 1 task a week!",
"did you tweet me? i thought i remembered seeing one but i cant see it now! SO glad teatree is ok!",
"I can`t sleep... And now????",
"can u follow me please",
"You`ll be waiting a loooong time",
"First time in my live that i got a little pop up on the taskbar saying that one of my files was corrupt and I needed to run chkdisk",
"Been i while since i`ve been on.... bogged under with exams! Eugh. At least theres only 2 left!! Britains Got Talent!!",
"I WANT YOU ALL HERE WITH ME TOO! Ya`l shoulve gone with RM!",
"Lol. Thanks, Penny. I`m trying to believe you.",
"yes i did - as a thank you. have contacted them 2ce but no response",
"Sitting here, waiting to go to the gym.....almost left, then realized I never charged my iPod from my trip to Wisconsin....it`s dead",
"http://bit.ly/Wl9yL i want to go here",
"I want to play",
"Nvd i was sitting on it",
"So-so, thanks I`ve uploaded a new campaign vid, will post the link in a few mins. how are you doing, babe??",
"Oh we`re friends now? You know you`re so up & down with me. I retract my last statement thennnnnnnn.",
"were you roaming?? Same thing happen to me so I switched to AT&T.",
"i hope such moments inspire you on your political journey back home. all the best",
"lol i`ll have to look on youtube later thanks",
"what happened to your phone",
"p.s. thought you were gonna follow me back on twit-har ?",
"thinking about you http://mypict.me/Fuz",
"weekend, bought Lost Odyssey, YAY ------- however, my 360 RROD`ed on me it`s the second time",
"@ 102.7 KIIS-FM hey, I can`t seems to get ryan`s show online, what`s not right then?",
"Is youtube not working properly for anyone else? I can`t watch videos because they keep failing to load",
"why have 3 people stopped following me is it something I said??",
"contemplating whether or not I will go to prom as I listen to my 80`s playlist. 'Somethings tellin me it might be you!' Stephen bishop",
"Experimenting. With puppet again. I think I just wiped my drive on my workstation",
"No dice...I searched it in the 'Help' area...just a problem some people have. It would have been hot...oh well",
"my thoughts dwell on a certain person",
"i can`t call you cause my portable sais that this number not excist i want so much to talk to you",
"Wow! Some person u are!",
"Hey Ruthie girl... u send me all these lovely twitts but never respond! I`m hurt... how`s Mikey and Dion?",
"I seem to have run into a bit of a keychain issue. User differs on /Library/Keychains/System.keychain, should be 501, owner is 0",
"Major iPhone problems Wont let me send texts BUT I can do everything else! Can anyone help",
"just got home but about to leave again",
"hi holly i`ll volunteer to try it out first for u! hope ur having a fab weekend xoxox...",
"??? ?????? - http://bit.ly/nAcK2",
"I want to join but i live in michigan",
"at least 3 more days",
"he not getting off early?",
"and what did you do last night, I don`t recall being invited",
"GREG D: You should have cried too :L You could have got through!! I still love you Greg. #BGT",
"hope yer ok hunny",
"..people you love.... wait i am not there",
"Think I have sunstroke.",
"You`re the third person to ask me out on Mon afternoon ;) I`m so sorry, but I`m helping tutor my friend for C1/C2 ****",
"Good stuff, Smiles back? Why won`t you go to his concert too? :o. Wish I could instead of working on my music which is failing lol x",
"Goood Dayy Beeen shopping, didn`t get what I wanted though But my best friend has comeeee homeeee!! XD Ily Shannii x",
"boo you didnt answer my text",
"BIG NEWS?! But I don`t know if I can share it."
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mmmm lauren conrad eeeeep im going to miss the hills | [
"_xo wicked , what time you leaving? how come you cant stay the night",
" definitely dont be offended. im messing around with various twitter apps and strange things keep happening.",
"I went over the limit for actions per hour for twitter clients. i hate that limit.",
"Liam peed in the potty!!",
" I saw an all red Audi on the highway. I sped uo to it hoping it was you. My loss",
" I think he thought about it, but then I sneezed on him",
"_MileyCyrus it wont let me do it twitter keeps saying over twitter capacity or something that bird keeps coming up.",
" sayid could be dead.",
"poor bella is in the ER with her first and second ear infection since both ears are infected. Her screams were blood curdling!",
"I`m quite afraid to string now since I don`t have any .024 wire use",
"Packing is no fun at all good thing I have the new united on to keep me going... But still no fun",
"fire and rain by james taylor fits the style i need for my SA audition perfectly, but i can`t find a karaoke track in a high enough key",
"10.11PM~ todays a drag for me. so bored. im about to get into the romance book so i prob wont be on til the morn night twitter babes ;)",
" I know what you mean. My little dog is sinking into depression... he wants to move someplace tropical",
"I can`t **** concentrate with this **** heat! Cooler is so not doing it`s job.",
" i havent got poked much"
] | [
"_ming me is gg for summer sch though.. not attachment... yan can go see the blog. check my msn or ask kinny",
"to cold for the beach sucky.",
"Off to Dollarama -- I wish I had a new job",
"My vibe is currently downed. The only thing amusing me is my Joker shirt. *Looks down and pokes shirt* I want a peanut butter sandwich...",
"On a flight home after an awesome trip with my cousin! Miss you sophia",
"Leaving NOLA today Counting down the seconds `til I start crying. Love this place so much.",
"Is watching acoustic performances! & In the mood for a good 'FRIENDS' episode! I miss that show",
"is sooo close to finishing her exams role on monday and i will have my life back.",
"_ember yay! thanks. cover-i sad ang alist please. )",
"not good you`re not comin close to where i love on tour",
"Chirstina said shes gunna twitter more ...no more partners",
"_Walker21 sadly no, I`ll be going to the killumbus show. I really want to but no one wants to drive me there",
"_brads i`ve finished lol",
"you forgot your fans too! haha",
"ok Cristal we gonna tweet talk again when its not so late...just follow sweetie....tweethug 4 ya",
"iono...I guess I`m getting off now. L8r twits",
"partied w/ @_SML, elitecamp, rock steady crew + the ladies (wow), and of course crazy legs - holla! lmao - sober. totally sober",
"i don`t wanna work over the weekend",
"Trudy`s off Burnet...the one up north that no one goes to",
"I want Crimson Gem Saga. I will just go play RF Guerilla demo repeatedly. I (Mission Failed - YOU DIED) so many times from dicking around",
"Forgot about the traffic Heading to Foxford in Mayo and the lovely Pontoon tomorrow",
"ROFL.. okay I dont know. but Kristin still isnt here",
"Sweet _b_10 yeah my mate from G-town jus sed Blue Martini is tha spot, so ill check it out. good lookin out",
"awe wit the snap of my fingers n a nod of my head ur rain is gone lol...thxs hit up afterwards",
"It�s a beautiful blog, but I�m not able to acess it anymore!!",
"well - that blows. Sorry to cut it short. It wont work for me. I didnt get to say bye..so goodnight guys - thx for watching! Love u guys",
"sleep....good night tweeties!!! down to OC tomorrow. I hope and pray that Rachyl gets better SOON!!!",
"aww cant wait till u get 2 Sydney ;D i missed out on tickets tho.. :O ****",
"the BEST day ever. I met the greatest 10 year olds. but i will never see them again.. AHH. i`ll miss them (i saw them 1 hour xD) SAD",
"_pinkapple Not much on for the weekend here. Off to Knox shortly & definitely must get into the garden. It`s a wee bit neglected.",
"gymnastics time. My last night for teaching Friday evening classes. New summer schedule starts next week.",
"Summer is really ending. It`s raining.",
"omg when do they finish??",
"i miss everyone... i need faces , not witty situational updates, but these will do...",
"lol. just don`t ever forget me",
"I`m going on an excursion this week, so I won`t be twitting....",
"I`m sorry sister!! just think you get to see your man in a bit! That should make you happy. You guys should call me tonigh",
"i need to read fic again, but i lost it",
"Heading home in the rain no pool today...guess I will hit the treadmill instead.",
"thankies no pictures in yet...but soon!! M`off to wash up love, have a good satdee ****",
"wow tiz almost midnite o_O bedtime for me!! ha gnite gorgeous ppl *HADtheBESTdayEVER*",
"I love very much I called him, but he was talking to other fans I love you a lot Mitchel! I`ll see u in El Cajon. June 7",
"Just realized it is friday and b/c of a party I don`t get to go racing.",
"Just Another Mobile Monday is back online. There`s two days I`ll never get back. http://tinyurl.com/ra48ye (via )",
"lucky! I can`t see it tonight....",
"OMG brings me back to my High School Days! ? http://blip.fm/~5ygpg",
"I`ll say Even I don`t do Dominos anymore - I prefer Pizza Hut`s crunchy fresh veggie pizzas",
"i wish i was there too",
"awww boo! I **** lovee doing all the girly thingss",
"Winding Down for the night. Rode the duc home from a B.B.Q. at my pops house. Time to pass out as soon as the adrenaline wears off!!!",
"Last day of CGI 09",
"- OH FOA REAL.? I DIDNT REALLY KEEP UP WITH WHAT WAS GOING ON. TOO MANY DIFF STORYS N STUFF HEY. WISH HE NEVA DID IT!",
"u welcome babe, kill the show! Yuuupp!",
"Hm, maybe Louise Rennison will break tradition and it will be out in October instead I always order the UK versions anyway",
"lol awww lol i will i can`t do it now lol cauz i have to work but i will make one and tell you love you 2 oxoxoteambreezy",
"at Le mont`s door ..it`s closed maybe they are too rich passed pairung as well",
"But but I dun wanna",
"Loved the shoutout on TweetHampton, congrats!! Hope you`re feeling better, i missed you last weekend",
"Haha k we should stop here. If not, it`s going to turn into a **** section. Ohwell, my parents just came home",
"aww I don`t want u to suffer it`s just Midol isn`t working for me. Grrrrr I hate that stuff. But I love you tho.",
"that`s no bueno...hope u feel better!",
"alright. i REALLY wish you guys could`ve done a show in tennessee because now, i can`t go to one of your shows :`(",
"Cowboy westerns...haven`t seen those in a while. good luck",
"Finally home Gonna hit the hay n sleep till noon lol",
"Avoided cinder blocks! Safe in NY area.. But Dantas and porky upset beavs gone",
"OHH yeah i sometimes forget your in the other but cheek ok america",
"awww no problem , sorry for tha loss",
"haha I know. Sorry about all the typos in that last tweet...blehhh. ps - Because I Said So is sucha cute movie.. awww",
"awww I`ll let you off - but you`d better be there for my next 30th! XD",
"i really wish i could.",
"ok that`s subtly saying i`m no longer a fave temme 1 thing - did the firangs steal your vocab? ur eating words and how!",
"LoL....heeeyyy love! Not much working and you",
"i totally felt bad for the guy. haha im good i miss you guys!",
"Funtime was not a lot of fun!! But finally done with it",
"Shower. Class. More class. Taking care of my lady-friend. Writing like there`s no tomorrow.",
"_ i know ! my BG looks emo now .! lol",
"_control aw babyy i`m sorry i gots too excited, haha. <333",
"Ahhh! OK, remember the film now. Never saw it though, will have to check it out. Thanks",
"2nd to last episode of jay leno itll never be the same! nite twitter",
"oh.. tnx for following cass.",
"_petty I`m leaving community college with a bang!",
"Just had an amazinq qirls-niqht-out. I quess its always qreat to have an excuse to wear tiny dresses & heels",
"- stillll listening to `paranoid` now starting civics homework+ new JONAS episode !",
"awww I wish I could have been there I`m stuck here about to jab out my eyes with knitting needles",
"I�m good. Wanna get out of the office....",
"my life is so exhilerating family kingdom is such a good summer sport!!! and so is swimming in the ocean at night with kristin",
"City Dippin iz u fun, so much eye candy out here...I remember y I miss LOL",
"_daarling haha yah it`s walking distance from my house Mission Tiki Drive-In haha every summer we go like every weekend",
"ok babe gotta go back to work, tweet you later",
"oh how the ladies will suffer now LOL",
"Watchin Hannah Montana Hoedown Throwdown",
"Finally back in bed with my puppies after a LONG week in Jamaica. loved it, but lve to be home too!! Night",
"I may have to take a trip in to the loft to get the fans down...its like being in spain!! Except without a pool to cool down in xxxxxxxx",
"Video a challenge when shot in not-so-scenic conference room with no mic, but thank you Loved your Grant Park house & DOGS!!!",
"I just wish would send a bruh a DM `I won`t be on til` so I don`t waste my erection on a bot",
"no wayyy, that`s too funny. well he sure is missing out, but ever since you left, i feel i am too when is your next visit?",
"_alfradique No fun Well hopefully you don`t have much more to go...",
"it`s overwhelming how i`m finally catching up with my cousin/bff since i was three who i haven`t seen in years. ah, memories. miss her",
"yep, probably will be... wish you had let me know you were interested... had extra corporate chalet tix and let them go",
"btw, short notice I know, but we`re RSVPing no for your party- thanks so much for the invitation, though! I`m out for 2nite too",
"it was an adventure to say the least. I`ve been to nicer parts of Norf London but will stick with the south for today",
"getting nails done!!! how relaxing! benji is only 24 hours away!!!!",
". Haha I want another bagel. I have all this blueberry cream cheese left and no more bagel",
"_Jean awessomee! cut my hurrr i give massage? orr alkie? or foodtour? yeaaah! &i`ll pray for ur cousin",
"no money no honey! hehe too soon sorry",
"haha have good dreams haha best friends forever! haha. be sweet to presh bailey zd?b;P",
"Greetings Joan: Just wanted to say I STILL MISS waking up to your pleasant personality & face in the a.m. Hugs, Angel",
"No... have to go on cruches next 2 weeks",
"I should stop trying to reach",
"_2008 Well, having to revise them! Was to do some more gardening, now, I guess hoovering and some warcraft Not played in a week !",
"hahah I wish that was true. This is really really bad just gonna stay home and chill tonight. And as usual I REALLY wanted to go.",
"The trip to Stockholm got cancelled To make it up I`m planning to do some shopping tomorrow, nothing makes a girl as happy like shopping",
"waitin for dr dee.... had lunch with my beautiful lady before that i was on the gym ... ( yeah need to loose 10 more )",
"ur linky no worky",
"Time for the hittin` the hay Later tweeps. Ala Billy Cunningham, You are all Great Americans!",
"Not sure it didn`t say it was 2 big. I jst saw the pics of u on ur last bday. You looked so pretty!! I miss you!!",
"Actually, I think I`ll be more upset if I lost my data for Cake Mania 3. I was pretty far into the game",
"i want my WOOSOO like now plz i gant wait, knowing she`s so close is driveing me NUTTS",
"That`s awesome! We have that this weekend too but I can`t go because I`m moving this Sat. I should be a lot of fun though",
"I wish I could go back to bed with"
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"Doing my FF later, too busy making up plans for today. Beshie is gonna be in DC June 5-6 for a bball game.",
" she fell into deep crack in the glacier so terrible",
"Sometimes it hurts that pets cant talk back to us. What if they are in pain. How would they tell us.",
"i`m lonely. i need some hug.",
"Huffy is not having a good day night or life. Poor baby",
" DUDE. same. it hurts",
"work suckd.. another closing nite with 30 dollars pockeded.. i need a new job",
" LOL Me too. Going out at 12am isn`t as easy as it used to be",
"has got my xbox back , i have a really sore knee cant walk",
" Me too I need the sudden urge to do it. Missing the Diplomat title",
"Ugh. Las #vegas airport is at a 'ground stop' which means I`m stuck in the plane on the tarmac (again) at LAX.",
"_newman i just called and it`s sold out. bummer. next time!",
"its freezing cold! i cant function right in this type of weather. starving to the max",
"*sigh* Last day at work. I has an sadifying in my heartparts.",
"I hate different referenced assemblies. My FNH goes against castle 1.1, Caliburn against 1.03 .. not to mention dynamicproxy in NH",
"Its friday and i`m sick, story of my life..."
] | [
"sweetie pie, buttercup, married ppl share hehehehehe.....this includes ur shoe collection I am trading UP!",
"What do you think I`m doing at the moment? Yeah you guessed it http://www.phoenixfm.com/listen-now.php",
"Morning twitties! Heading to college, just back from the docs, god I`m hungry streching my ears again today! 10mm ;) payday I love you!",
"dear ITTO what could possibly be THAT bad? Xo",
"heyy terrence u should come to my school on May 29th for our talent show",
"Okay people my fones charged",
"shift time bbye biochem waaaaahhhhhh!! http://plurk.com/p/wxizo",
"TIGERS! WOO! YOU`RE MY BABY! omfg. cleveland was a blast. sleeping.",
"Sending blessings out to",
"Glorious sunny day in London town.. I`m in drama school fighting people with swords while protecting my romantically structured face",
"I��m home I hate school! Now im going to do do something fun because I have very boring. I want to have something to eat Soon back!",
"oh really? why HELLO there",
"Heavenly Donuts at 11:30 at night...sounds like a heavenly match to me. SIYAL8R",
"about to go to my boo`s pad",
"Hey! Who are you closest to among all the Disney stars? [I`m a Filipno too. D]",
"got the txt - holla when ya need me",
"had a cool lil night. Now at Berrie`s about to eat pizza waitin for",
"@_shutupandsmile ow .. we go back to your last avatar, Is that your boyfriend who lying on bed? i see it!",
"Thanxx for following me",
"I want tuna & salmon sashimi, B.C. rolls and dragon eye.",
"I don`t like Demi...I like La La Land and Don`t forget. Do you like Ashley Tisdale??",
"gooooooood night, cant believe tomoroo is cancelled! but still gonna be a giid night, GNI cant beat them!",
"- I read that as follows: 'I`m a what?! What`d I do? Yes, she is rather simple. I miss you dicks too... '",
"Don`t 4 get to call your moms tomorrow...mothers day",
"Ever since Orchid quit drinking from a bottle, she`s been eating us out of house and home! Holy **** girl! Still not drinking milk though",
"I want a new lappy",
"Scream just played on my iPod. First thing that comes to mind, BEAR MACHINEEEEE!!!! Lol",
"Leaving for Atlanta in the morning to catch JoCo and Pa & St!!! I`m excited! Missed P&S at D*Con last year. That made me a sad owl.",
"- well, look who`s tweeting.",
"Yay finished my journal. Gonna go sleep now. Church tomorrow. Yay! don`t forget it`s MOTHERS DAY!",
"Feel hungry now Cook for me pleaseYour food it`s my energy to work~",
"because he _real_nash wants to be an honorary Filipino i`ll follow him now ;)) thanks !",
"May the 4th be with me today as I round off the weekend with one more session - happy 4th y`all from the Fintster",
"Boognish wishes Clemmie would be nice to me http://apps.facebook.com/catbook/profile/view/6831309",
"why you not go on the twitters no more? oh bais!",
"thank u!!! u kno ppl already look @ my chest ne ways might as well give them somethng to throw them off! LOL!",
"Mark Twain quote is spot on, my cat is a bugger when it comes to crime! Handy at times",
"hopes whoever stole my purse and money gets what is coming to them",
"while you awake ?",
"My mom just texted me and told me that Rodney was chasing fireflies in their backyard. Awwwww I`m miss him http://twitpic.com/66pn1",
"Did 2dives w/ Oceans Deep Dive. 10m vis, no sun, no colours. Dynamite fishing has done it`s toll on the reefs.",
"Yay I love it when you host Money For Breakfast Jenna Lee 4hrs of you the amazing and so pretty and sexy Jenna Lee yay.",
"_Guy Would luv to hear music too but i�m out of batteries - the tv plays besides but i think this is some kind of vampire movie",
"I hate Fallout 3 it keeps making me jump, I`m also low on health, money, ammo and food don`t worry I`ll get through it.",
"The dayem computer #twpp",
"Okay.. so someone has my keys or they are -really- good at this 'hide from James' game.",
"Now i`ve got 3 new frens-frm Germany,Mexico n France havin dinner 2gather 2nite.",
"just wanted to say that I <3 ur music(both the scene aesthetic n Danger Radio) Hopefully i will get to see u guys 1 day",
"I just saw Nick`s friend Jose D Fish GH3. ****. Well, on to Star Wars I`ll probably be going to a MLB game if I get good seats",
"heyy! told me to follow u, whatsup?",
"Ooh, cutting. I like you",
"YES!! I wanna come hang out with my H-TOWN gurl u know whats up!! haha it`ll be bangin! We gotta hang out chick",
"gooooodnight i fully gave up on my english. pride and prejudice. love the movie HATE the book ;)",
"What? I focused on Tom so much I didn`t see my beloved Barack! Oh no! I must vote for both! Poor president only has 626 votes.",
"Playing d.j in Ray`s ride! On our way to have some delish sushi",
"Please everyone to vote for me to become the next Maxim Coors Caddy girl...only takes a few minutes http://tinyurl.com/dloeyu",
"Learning how to jerk and stanky leg at sunset cliffs. headlights spotlight with colorado and fam",
"Can`t wait to see you on December in Switzerland for a third rendez-vous Great show ! You are just amazing ... Enjoy in OZ",
"putting up a half naked dougie poster i love sugar`s ladmag",
"http://twitpic.com/4vw9a - lol wow I`m watching X-men: The last Stand right now too",
"i think it`s fun, you gotta hide, and defend from your enemy, fun huh?",
"I`d love for Nicky Poo and Bri & Howie & Aj, to wish me a happy birthday please please please please pleaseee guys..",
"09/09 +full moon+ my lovely friends and family= my b-day wish came true;)<3 In addition,gray matters is one of the cutest movies ever!!",
"glad I wore my black rats and a flowy shirt im so full from my dozen mixed oystsers seafood platter and death by chocolate",
"Sooo tell me how I lost followerzzz",
"@_supernatural_ http://twitpic.com/4w8cw - Mishaaaaaaaa!!!",
"Im soooooooo **** hungry!! wat 2 eat??",
"Was quite amusing watching Pangaea sing 'F*** Killah Priest!' I guess he won`t be featuring on their album",
"Gonna go make my Meme`s Mother`s day card then go hop in the shower and hop to sleep!!",
"having a good day at work lots of sales but boss is under foot. she`s a nice person but i dont like the boss bugging me",
"goin to bed, but must say i love that #justin timberlake and #mark martin are the #3 and #4 trending topics on twitter tonite! rock.",
"fun who did you go with??? Another park no invite! LOL",
"_ci Im not reasonable... It`s 1:35am now and gotta wake up early tomorrow on my first day of holidays! have a great evening!",
"Fight Club 10th anniversary re-enacting. Nice tattoos http://img.suicidegirls.com/media/albums/6/57/13576/658166.jpg",
"_extacy lol i know eric, i wont delete you! just people i dont really know and never talk. and bands",
"ha ha...just found a new cocktail: Dances with Wenches (Cranberry Juice, Spiced Rum), sounds nice but I don`t have any cranberry juice",
"C`mon, we`re talking about philos-ophy - the love of wisdom. I need a 'mat' - a context to intersubjectively 'ground' it.",
"Back from AOT last lec.. Alot of question marks on my head.. But thank God for all the tips.. Should be able to pull tru",
"Is dreading going to work BUT....its friiiiiday!! whoop!!!",
"Tinkered with open-source Virtualbox &Win7 yet? Would`ve loved to have seen you @ Hay. Always unfortunate timing for students",
"Hey JK...Wish Evenlyn a Happy Mothers Day tomora for me..I had a Great Day, my gift will be tickets to see ya`s ere in Oz",
"pups I would LOVE to..BUTT I will be saving lives Saturday night although I know I am missing a BLAST",
"No more drinking for Harm Doc is convinced that it`s the cause of my PCVs (look it up).Told not to stop smoking just yet, that will come",
"Sushi w/ well cooked veggie for preggo me now onto Trolley Car birthday party on McKinney Ave. I actially feel awake for once!",
"wants TFA back. http://plurk.com/p/x2rgl",
"just fed three very hungry stray kitties three cans or tuna. i hope they stay warm and safe tonight",
"YAY u get to see ddub again ;) those 5 men always keep me happy & motivated",
"(bullhorn] tell ur friends 2 follow me come onnnnnnnnnnnn ppl",
"Grilled again for dinner last night for the senior`s final kairos dinner Had steak, spicy mango sausages, hot wings, grilled vegi, corn!",
"is such a good big cousin as shes taking her little cousin to see hannah montana the movie next weekend",
"r u still there? ? I guess not i want to talk to you",
"is all mine #twpp #shadez",
"because you saved the frog. I thought I replied to that so it would make sense. so how does twitter work? gehts abi gut?",
"http://twitpic.com/4w67l - Im hard core, you just dont know it.",
"hahahaha where is that train? I want on! That should be a wild ride",
"Why yes I DO!! ...Or rather, did. Just finished it! Starting Dead Like Me, lollll~",
"Hecks yeah. Jandy timsamlake is too rawesome!",
"Jungle Book, Mary Poppins, or Bugs Life - depending on if you want cartoon, live action or cgi",
"we`ll be visiting my grandparents later. BTW i just heard katy perry`s HOOK UP whew so cool i love it more than k.clarkson`s version",
"bec vs fat food --- winner = fat food but not this weeknend, ill beat it!",
"careful the cops dont mistake you and your kids for criminals - i hear there is some indiscrimate shooting going on",
"I hide my berry like a slave REGULARLY only today I was caught by massa & im def not light enough to be a juice pouring slave",
"I WISH YOU WERE GOING TOO! are you still coming to nicoles preprom? Can`t wait for preprom!!!!",
"_coach IMHO this soft is the best to keep the chaos straight http://bit.ly/yuFil",
"following `cause ordered it",
"Dinner with Ali tonight celebrating her first day at the new job, will be near Trader Joe`s, might just have to stop in",
"Anyone want to buy me this anthropomorphic planter called Domsai by Matteo Cibic? http://tinyurl.com/m6sru3 Only available till the 31st",
"Black Russians makes me think of a 'white russian' and this movie quotation: 'that rug really tied the room together.'",
"WIDE awake, scoffed 3/4`s of a pizza and feel like a sumo such a weak day! Run tomorrow",
"i hope it doesnt rain tonight tomorrow my fam. comes to visit swimming pool and carne asada if it rains the pool is going to be dirty",
"Now that`s what i like to hear! You won`t unfollow us little people on Twitter when you make it big will u?",
"Date movie with Nate. Most likely Wolverine.",
"awesome. Wha`dya get her?",
"Lol! Joyologist? Love it - much better than the happy freak who can`t stop smiling Enjoy Monday!",
"**Jaw Drops** **Gasp** Whatever do u mean? I`m as sweet as pie Allow me to re-introduce myself, I`m Coach & I`m a Cancer & u?",
"too many Germ�n rodr�guez`s results. Which one are you? I mean, how do you look like in your profile picture?",
"get it right! I think I am obsessed with Hydes` voice @_@ I`ve chosen a guitar song to learn for the summer! Time to perfect picking!",
"plz dont fall in love with tokyo and never come home",
"try to play John Travolta`s 'Grease Lightning' bassline.. it`s cool",
"now cassidy is butcking that i am **** lol cant ever win"
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" I do NOT. I RARELY dye it at all. the red was the first in aaaagggessss. My hair just hates me.",
" gosh! i hate it. my school will start in monday too. and my classes will start 6.00 and end at 12.00 i`ll never had a chance",
"sigh.. stayed up late cause was on a role w/ assessment, now I`m so tired my eyes r stinging & my head hurts.. & I still need 500 words",
"ughhh rejected from the 09 mediation program. SUCKSSSS.",
"My best mate found out that I am moving. She doesn`t understand I wanna do something with my life; Leaving to go to Uni..",
"Stuck in traffic on the 91 on the way to costa mesa",
"So hot today =_= don`t like it and i hate my new timetable, having such a bad week",
"Aaaaaaaa!! I hate **** winshit!!",
" ahh when i was there it was closed",
" i`d give anything to be there. too bad i`m in tennessee.",
" so afraid my daughter`s gonna write a memoir where i`m some ungodly mix of Miles & Betty Davis in All About Eve",
" - don`t feel bad. I got a foad for a promotion here too.",
"computer.. please stop being so loud so i can do my work",
" and Im just going into work... if we were married, we wud never see each other",
" don`t care about my struggles..",
" HIII!!!! i`ve missed you just bored....what about u?"
] | [
"You`re welcome and thanks for inviting us to talk. #48hoursnz is like becoming a parent. No one can really prepare you for it",
"Hey every1! Do yesterday was my prom and it was the best. I wanna go back in time :] Ima miss every new picks up soon myspace.com/risound",
"_Hemmat she`s mad coz she purposely let you step on her foot, n thought you would give her a kiss to compensate, but you didn`t",
"Very bummed I can`t go to the open house today. DD and I woke up with a stomach bug. Blech. Y`all have fun!",
"- I read that as follows: 'I`m a what?! What`d I do? Yes, she is rather simple. I miss you dicks too... '",
"I actually meant to type 'end of September' but I was in the middle of a conversation with someone and I cant multitask",
"my wack friends are all raiding my kitchen. RENE, my love bound for badluck and DEBBIE, my psycho korean friend. <3",
"Is happy...Skool just let out..! Today was my last day..! Yippee! R.I.P Jackson Tyler Morris..! Always Loved And Never Forgotten..!",
"_Ichigo She tried to carry on aswell, bless, I suppose maybe that`s why kids shouldn`t be in it?",
"and it`s my birthday tomorrow. Everything worked fine w/that in the end Convinced her not 2 invite ppl she didn`t know",
"_gaba haha I think we should let the topic drop now. a quick poll would settle the matter if you don`t believe me",
"hmm...ok, well I hope you feel better soon babe Ima go to bed, I have a long day tomorrow",
"Enjoying a beautiful day off by hanging around the house. Pam is making a cake, but she won`t give me any",
"Very nice! Bea and I are so bummed we can`t make it We should try and get together in the near future.",
"Soo embarassed I didn`t see the tweets I`ve been getting from kind followers. I`ll do better, I promise!!!",
"I think has found it (http://bit.ly/3pj876 , but I can`t play it",
"awww no problem , sorry for tha loss",
"finished watching the movie `mirrors`. I liked it but it really didnt do anything for me 5 out of ten i give it // cool http://g ...",
"yeahh! Ryland was amazing xD BUT I DIDN`T GET A HUG OFF HIM booo Suarez seemed a bit off tbh..but I think he`d just woken up",
"Housemate saw Angel & Demons last night, but left me at home. Was looking forward to seeing that Wanted 2 reminise http://bit.ly/qFsAg",
"i can`t go tonight *Cait*",
"i`m sorry but LOL! what is this about? waitt... you think your mum would still let you do bday stuff this weekend?",
"Dizzy I wanna lie die, but those calories aren`t gonna just balk because I ignore them.",
"check out her new song 'sentimental, wat-a-joke-ental' she`s a fren www.last.fm/music/marple+meg",
"Well, Sacramento, I hope you appreciate Rivkah Sass & treat her well. I`ll be sitting here in Omaha, pouting",
"iProcrastinate: This is by far my #1 character flaw. Gotta session at 11 and I don`t want to emerge from my covers.",
"LOL! salivary gland?? frm those little flies?? no way! alison=drama queen oh no, ur brain hurts? a new brain is growing!",
"THiNKiNG 0f HiM <3",
"My Degree [Tear] happy moment! http://mypict.me/1ZpF",
": yes she got all lovey with him& he returned the love&1thing led2 another& also wants2 know y ur mad at her",
": yes she got all lovey with him&he returned the love&1thing led2 another& also wants2 know y ur mad at her",
"right my fellow fluffy flasher! I must go to bed, sorry I hope everything is working properly 2moro and we can chat! love u x",
"Can`t sleep rite now because of havin` so much tea!!! 2nite I`ve just failed the test of my Lpi course Next week i`ll make it better!",
"i loudly said something & my coworker replied 'i dont know brian klemm! But even I love brian klemm!' ( _0_Tronic )",
"Bran!! Watch my video!!!!! please dont make me go stalker status 2nite http://bit.ly/3Ysav",
"I feel for you, that sounds like how Kiya was last night all I can say is get comfy on the couch and enjoy the cuddles!",
"**** M-Audio IE-30s! I just remembered how much I <3 u & now the right earbud has ceased functioning My Shure`s r 2 bright w/ lame bass.",
"hmmmm�being home isn`t *all* great http://u.nu/8m68",
"wishes that you would see not with your eyes but with your heart. http://plurk.com/p/sv5bb",
"I am soooo saying this phrase now 'Stop be so false' thanks to some 'hater'/yoda person! Goodnight and stop be so false!!",
"Urm, ouch, that sucks. You need crutches? What happened? I hope you get/feel better soonest!",
"Boognish wishes Clemmie would be nice to me http://apps.facebook.com/catbook/profile/view/6831309",
"Today I wrote two songs (one for temple which I will probably never perform ever) and one for mothers day. Happy vesak everyone rena xoxo",
"just watched slumdog millionaire its soo goood i love it :] but its sad!",
"loll my dad leavingg and moving to las vegas and myy now ex boyfrienndd is FINALLLY done talking to me and has left me alone",
"my life is so exhilerating family kingdom is such a good summer sport!!! and so is swimming in the ocean at night with kristin",
"Feel hurt. in car. gonna watch a funny movie. someone talk",
"Home from Disney...best time in a long time...howl at the moon tonight for GBA and then BHB Tuesday oh drummer boy niiight",
"Just woke up & can`t go back to sleep. Had a txt from the bff sayin if you`re up call me, sounds important but that was 4 hours ago",
"_peek mkay :/ did you tell him on msn? bfgurelgbsr yeah, i guess so, i don`t know if i like it, i`ll wait till i get your opinion",
"Downside though is that you`re breaking the thread.",
"whats with u hating on becky soo much? ur bio says ur nice....guess not",
"she made my sister cry too hahah. bless her. i hope she can do it again.",
"_Morgan_ which 1? There r2 that I love and want to share i just wish I`d made them-",
"i wanna b maliks from taking the stage",
"hahaha yeah i see that. but he can`t twitter me back",
"_g my day just hasnt been the same without ur running conversation all day",
"To make a long day short--I did nothing. =D well, I had some friends over they just left (3:55am) We have been drinking since 9. Smashed",
"Finally finished exams & home not watch Otalia & the PBP on BPD - no Otalia today hmm! via http://twib.es/COP",
"ima goodgirl I`m not down with takin advantage",
"Oh no, hubs is so sick! I hope I don`t catch it",
"BTW, hey ppl. lol TGIF. Hopefully ur day is gr8. Mine is aight. Feeling like it kinda sux I got no plans 4 the wknd....",
"Really really cant sleep x",
"Know what would be great? For my shoulder to stop hurting so I can sleep normal again. I just want/need a few solid hours of good sleep.",
"dont cry for me! i will see u tomorrow. muah.",
"maybe someday. i lova ya, friends!! my computer sucks listening to coldplay<3 tomorrow meet my bbff",
"Had the best wknd with her man and levi and sara love u guys",
"wishes people wouldn`t be so stubborn sometimes.",
"Prayers for my family and my dog - Mozart is being put down this afternoon. Pics of him at http://tinyurl.com/mozartdog",
"But but I dun wanna",
"Still totally excited that my oldest friend has twitter. I luff my Spencer! Even though he has rabies",
"well paisley has one of those cone things around her head...SO funny but I feel bad for her",
"Eeee! Hiya! Haven`t spoken to you in ages! How you doing? *enormous hug*",
"frustrated. I just found out our sitter isn`t avail. tonight. now what? no TKD test 4 me I guess good thing I`m married to the instructor",
"Sending you both TONS of thankful love for Sock Summit. I can`t believe the utter **** that some people spew.",
"hey peoples, dont you just hate being grounded haha, im just sat eating an apple and watching death note (some anime)",
"I just got smashed in the face by a 5th grader thowing a football... Twice. Now I bleed",
"At an 80``S retro prom wishing HE was here to dance with! I`m gonna miss his great dancing 2nite but still having a blast & a few drinks",
"You don`t get them anymore?",
"why not now you made me sad I thought you`d be jumping for joy",
"thank you for teaching me values and to be a better person each day I LOVE SO MUCH, YOU`RE THE BEST MUM IN THE WORLD",
"Home at last HAPPY MOTHERS TO ALL THE MOTHERS Special thanks to my father he bought me tulips so did my princess adult swim time (anime)",
"_lottie Not one of my favourite pastimes This weekend is a long weekend here so Monday I`m off to an Ice Show w/ the G/daughter ;)",
"@_finn_ Except I dropped him on my break and now he`s got a ding in his side. At least it wasn`t the screen.",
"_Escobar some people seem to be getting over it pretty quick and the guys to me didn`t seem to care",
"have you check oceanup?'miley cyrus justin gaston fight after lunch' you ok with justin?hmmm.im with you whatever happen",
"lol! I don`t know! but you dont need the plant! I`ll give you a hug instead! Hugs!",
"first of all i love your picture, PICTURE ****. & the boyfriend??? JACKIE. FML. WHY HAVEN`T YOU EMBRACED THE PHONE &",
"Poor you If I was with you right now; I would probably give you a hug ;D",
"that little girl still holding her phone while tears are pouring out of her eyes",
"U no that little prob with ur twitter that happen @ that old pep resteraunt! mayb this will help u fix it",
"Done with my drew and jayk handmade gifts now watching old menudo vids",
"oh no Jess I hope the person is ok",
"u welcome babe, kill the show! Yuuupp!",
"I remember those days. I wasn`t a big fan of Wesley but I really felt for you as a youngster dealing with all that. But you WON!",
"I love it. Tell me it didn`t match my shirt perfectly. Can you just not move PLEASE? What am I supposed to do without you?",
"She has her perfect moments. She just broke one of the tiles on the floor in the hallway. I don`t find her very perfect now.",
"http://tinyurl.com/64ozr7 :: from Ate Kaila Ocampo of the.rainbowholic.me&&eerie-silence.net",
"Well this is just lovely. I am completely flattened by a back injury. There goes the weekend.",
"I`m sad Twits! I`m going to miss musiq soulchild and anthony hamilton! Ugggghhhh I LOVE them!",
"_MC string out the dress.. Work that into a track please!!! What do u have coming up?? I`m ur biggest fan",
"Hi Jordan i`m gonna all of u...I know ur busy and i know ur probably tired. but please reschedule NC. don`t leave us out.",
"Nah, could use a hug or three, but even that option is 2,000 miles away!",
"OFFICIALLY booked for seattle with and it`s going to be THE best birthday weekend EVER! :you made me sad",
"showed my fluid decreasing slightly so doesnt look like Im getting out of this bed anytime soon Ive got a follow up U/S next week",
"My grandpa just told me he feels useless. I said, 'Papa you`re in your 80`s, you just do what makes you happy', somehow I doubt it helped",
"it wont let me",
"in 1st period. i hate this class. can`t wait until i`m home!!!!!!!!! i`ll b the happiest person in the world wen i`m home!!!",
"Gotta buy some onesies for my besties lol ah Yea! at the club having a grand ol time",
"Oh, I don`t really have much of an opinion on her either way. It`s just a night to rip everything.",
"http://bit.ly/147HEU - don`t judge me. tucking myself in tonight mogwai on repeat",
"i like it and all butttt your not going to have it at the august 7th concert which hurts my feelers",
"Recovering from my crazy family. I love them, but they ain`t got it all I only see em a couple of times a year, so I guess I can deal.",
"awwww ray you`re the best. it means a lot to me that you say that! i can`t wait to hang with you again, hopefully soon!",
"Hey, TDukes! I flwd U immediately this morn.when DHmptn mentioned the bit abt the tattoo. LOVE her,she`s my #1Fav. twitterer",
"i cant go on fb. i found out im an alien one morning, and aliens aren`t allowed on fb but YAYY CONGRATSES!! i miss yew tew",
"_haze aww I^m sorry that Ray Wise has appeared on the show yet , I watch everyday except for Friday its a best of AOTS.",
"I love Dawn Chorus noisier the better miss Church Bells too...crazy I know...Was going for a cycle with a friend..not now",
"I feel your pain man, people say it`s really good but I don`t have the money to waste on a PS3",
"Good stuff, Smiles back? Why won`t you go to his concert too? :o. Wish I could instead of working on my music which is failing lol x"
] | 153 |
Sob! I can`t believe I`m ending my work week at the chapter about what Augusten Burrough`s father did to Ernie the guinea pig! | [
"Yao is out for the rest of the season! NOOO!..staying home on a Saturday night...SHOCK....got my phone fixed",
"Aww Holly Steel ... Dont cry",
" although I know he would never be okay with a homebirth. Moot point since we`re done w/ babies",
" Poor dear. Your fellow **** mavens have been there. What gym do you belong to? PEAC?",
"seriously why did mum make me eat yeah i have a weird eating habit of not eating all day but really",
" I keep trying to invite out, but I think she`s afraid of me.",
"_aka_Rowan he could be talking to me (he`s probably not though ;) )",
" I would think the pres would be afraid you`d Pun`k him",
"Sad I missed going away party due to too much work, but I really am gonna miss that kid",
" too late I`m already on the bus goin home what the he`ll u talkin about drinkin tea????",
"has had the flu pass unto me by andy...went shopping and got fresh chicken for chicken soup...but no d&d this sat ...is a sad panda",
" Fail. If you fancy a pit stop and a cuppa you know where I am! lol",
"Boys are stupid, throw rocks at them",
"either my inerne is **** or my mind is but i`m pretty sure that it`s the internet",
" whats up? im sad you didnt text today.",
" you`re missing the devil wears prada!!!!! sad..."
] | [
"ive got a cold too... It sucks and u were awesome in ipswitch xD",
"can`t school just be done already? it hurts too much... seeing him every day",
"Its because I put radio 4 on by mistake..I`ll have a cup of tea and a shower, then I`m sure all will fine and dandy, thanks",
"following `cause ordered it",
"TGIF!! But I have so much work to do this weekend",
"is enjoying the nice weather but has been stuck indoors writing an essay for most of it",
"Oh no!! Hope you get better for your show in Argentina! Good luck!",
"Ace @ the exams!",
"at work then back to my baby`s house",
"awww don`t do this to meee haha now you`re gonna make me saddd",
"there`s a guy in my house so i can`t go downstairs with no pants",
"garcia bend- learned that lesson last night! I thought i was gonna throw up! Got our tix for fashion show at end of mo.",
"do some research for my article",
"day started off bad but got better",
"the exact one i was thinking of the bestttt.",
"Finished Death Du Jour. School`s out. Nerd.",
"Oh, my God..... The end of the first course))) don`t believe in it) but, yeh, so many exams La-la-la// everything is wonderful!!!!!!!!!!",
"I was just thinking that",
"my mother is drunk grrrreat.. It`s okay it`s mothers week",
"I really need to turn my swag off it`s 3:30 time for bed!",
"farrrrr . pdhpe assignment due next week and have english homework !",
"Is off to meet my folks after a while...gonna b a working weekend too",
"Thinking about Con Law, fighting a headache, & Paying bills...",
"It`s a beautiful nice day and I`m stuck inside!",
"Just realized it is friday and b/c of a party I don`t get to go racing.",
"Last day of holydays, gotta get back to work Anyway, 2 great weeks",
"what causes the frustration buddy?",
"writing report cards soooo tired but what an amazing day. check it out on fb soon!",
"Getting back my English minor exam soon. dum dum dum duuuum. Me and Margrete had a burping comp. haha. I WON",
"I wish I could go to #BEA this weekend.",
"I is goin to bed now",
"I`m so bunged up!! I Hate colds!!",
"wishing, i was at the michou show right now.. god. life isnt fair",
"shack idol today(: can`t wait. it`s gonna be funnn poor cameron. he fell ON A BAR in speech today. i felt so bad for him",
"Working god I hate it haha",
"aaahh i know!! i was spose to but i had to take my dad to the airport. next weeek fasho!",
"bout to go to work",
"I`m putting in Societe Generale in China. Very interesting stuff but has me away too much ... gotta fix that!",
"so im really borde and i dont know what i should do.",
"Because those companies that make the bag sealers will go out of business.",
"Last scheduled corn dog oc shift",
"The first officially beautiful day of the year and I`m stuck inside the office A Magners and BBQ will make up for it!",
"I had a joke for you, but it`s too long to tweet.",
"The winds nearly blew you out of the outfield.",
"Oh... according to mom dad is going to try and take 2-3 weeks off in Sep. to go to Austira, and just wrap a vacation into it as well lmao",
"What a gorgeous day!! And I`m going to be stuck in a lab for the next 9 hours or so",
"I`m all out of life preservers, sorry But if it`s any consolation, you`re in for something really special tomorrow.",
"needs some snuggle time.... but has to get through the work day first. Boo.",
"finally gonna get sum sleep that concert was crazy!!! God Bless those ministers!!!",
"is way too sleepy to be awake",
"hahah I wish that was true. This is really really bad just gonna stay home and chill tonight. And as usual I REALLY wanted to go.",
"I read the disclaimer, I had to close my browser http://tinyurl.com/n28lr3",
"just finished some Sunday cleaning, waiting to read the next chapter of Kiyosaki`s book so i can hit a cleaner",
"I should stop trying to reach",
"gah! didn`t realize my meeting was from 9-12",
"Been i while since i`ve been on.... bogged under with exams! Eugh. At least theres only 2 left!! Britains Got Talent!!",
"I alreay feel the hang over. Soooo worth it",
"My Monday has been going extremely well. Not what I expected at all!",
"Ive been wanting 2 but will be gone 4 2 mo. & have to close my shops!",
"im well bored had a great half term and i dont wanna go back to school on monday :`( enjoying the hot weatler lo0l ;)",
"There was just a horrific fight at my school glad everyone is ok and that it`s Friday.",
"i wish i was there too",
"blerg, **** you Monday, why must you always come. Decent weekend, new glasses, hair color and got carded at Gamestop = awesome ego boost",
"Friday has a whole different meaning when you have to work Saturday and Sunday",
"I read some pretty awesome web comics today. And there`s nothing really good on woot today http://myloc.me/20gf",
"probably the coooolest thing we`ve ever done",
"c is nice, but I wouldn`t call it fun",
"SEe waT I Mean bOuT FoLL0w fRiiDaYs... It`S cALLed LoSe f0LloWeRs FridAy... smH",
"You gave me the inspiration for my last update.",
"_ haha tell me about. I`ve had this feeling everyday of this week",
"Chauncey is giving his last sac speech...",
"Stoppped following ama, i really need a clean break... on another note, kate is being super nice right now Off to work",
"Going to work. Could use some happy pills",
"I am finally on a roll... now time to stop. Is it weird when you love what you do?",
"I`d rather be at #BEATweetup. Instead, I`m taking my cue from and shutting down. reprezent-zent!",
"just had a gym sesh.",
"haha i am aware of how one contracts a UTI. and i have training for work at 8:45 tomorrow morning so i have to go to bed early",
"Doing homework and then going to bed, have to leave at 6:50 tomorrow morning for work and then i wont be off till 6",
"busy exam week coming up! always look on the bright side of life *whistle*",
"everyone`s abandoning the office... I still have 5 hours to go",
"Laws change in the 70s or 80s. I could really push it bcause gran from Bathgate, but she was US citizen b4 dad born.",
"_brads i`ve finished lol",
"I have to pee.",
"I think i am getting a cold",
"You rock my socks off! Sorry you have to go to BFE Maryland.",
"Look at how far away I`ve gone... locked away in a room trying to work in silence and yet... constant 'urgent' emails and IM`s persist",
"Is at work ohwell need money so : D",
"Why online one download this week?",
"Whoa, I didn`t mean to sleep for more than an hour",
"watching the movie 1984 for my book report im lazy to read",
"Back from hospital. Doc says I`ll live",
"Time to get off the puter. Nite all.",
"Oh no!! Hope they get you in soon and can make you feel all better. Hugs from the other coast!!",
"My uncle isn`t coming after all",
"I was SUPPOSED to be coming...life got in the way lol give my friends a wild time!!!",
"BIG NEWS?! But I don`t know if I can share it.",
"You don`t get them anymore?",
"My parents withdrew permission at the last moment, I am not going along with tomorrow`s SAC trip to IDP camps #Pakistan #IDPRelief",
"A short 5.25 hours left to go at work",
"I left that for people to complete",
"i know its awful but never fear i`ve got loads of funds so we can have a drunken catch up post-exams ja?",
"in edinburgh. just had a chinese yum! better take wee haggis out hes cryin at me dunno y tho xox",
"#liesboystell buzy this week",
"_rocks19 i have to break the twitterparty... im off home soon",
"Just up the longest lie in a while thank goodness, neck still painful but today i am going to head out (y)!",
"just finished some Sunday cleaning, waiting to read the next chapter of Kiyosaki`s book so i can hire a cleaner",
"i think iv hurt my tooth and eilish and cassie are having a drawing competiton to draw cookies and pineapples haha :L .",
"I`m way to hungry to even think. I can`t go to work on an empty stomach like this",
"im at school right now",
"there will be a session of #MoMoTLV at #iva09",
".. i am going to fail my art final. FML. this was by far the worst semester of my life school wise- otherwise it was the best",
"I`m not looking forward to the crazy commute come with everything that`s going on down here",
"aww i`m sorry glad mommy took care of you. erin is in for some fun if there`s a bug on you in colorado",
"oh! so this could well be your last post!",
"Have to go to my old house and finish moving.",
"Hope everything ok! Can burr fix this?",
"I have coffee and a Sociology paper to complete. Happy Mothers Day",
"Last library day before Doomsday. Urgh. Was nice to wake up with my J-bum though. He`s still sleeping now. Cute",
"Ah this is getting to me",
"me too. it depresses me thinking about it."
] | 578 |
Actual wiki entry 'The Million Dollar Homepage' made me just shake my head due to the fact that ... sometimes...somtimes things just work | [
"_ryall What if I thought I was a Star Trek person but I wasn`t all that crazy about the new movie?",
"wants to move to QLD already, this cold weather is killing me",
"working on diffusing that irritation but this traffic sure isn`t helping mother F! it`s always real bad the days th@ i help plan stuff",
"_Advisor haha I`m just going to turn off these things...but then I can`t Tweet from my phone stupid spammers!",
" why do u feel ****? Nerves? I tripped over that plastic telescope at 6:40 am yesty, I fell into the wall my head still hurts",
" I`ve had that 'problem' too, being charmed fast, I mean. I`ll cross my fingers for you",
"Breaking the daily build broke my daily plan as well",
"Some guy just said he wanted to spank me",
"Going crazy super head ach from hell and my the in laws have ben here since 9 this morning. ahhhh",
" I dont know I didnt even realize it was gone let me put it up again...darn twitter!",
" I`m afraid not much I just realized the true difficulty of this design. I may cry soon. #idmfinal",
"My friend ..has cancelled on me for tomorrow, Now i have nothing to do...this makes me sad... xxxxxx",
"OH. I am just so tired.",
"_Obsession lol but its only gonna be 80 the water will prob be cold as heck...",
"The balmain knockoffs in bebe make me sad.....I want the real deal...these shoes look cheapy cheapy.",
"I wish the sun would come out...I guess it doesn`t matter since I`m at work and can`t enjoy it anyways"
] | [
"http://www.dothebouncy.com/smf - some shameless plugging for the best Rangers forum on earth",
"it`s because finished the recordings?",
"http://twitpic.com/4jb0q - And a few more",
"ok... maybe not angry... just with very little sense",
"Omg Cliff Richard songs in my mind? Just why lol",
"Hi .. I have the net YAYY.. Im here for a short time though",
"& I got too much work to do",
"very long by the sounds of things... But deadlines are Deadlines...",
"Haha! At the Somerset theatre in Ottawa. I remember that well. The more things change the more they stay the same",
"Likewise. However, what was the comment about originally?",
"well I hovered over the button LOL NOT - sleep well Tiff and you are welcome",
"big hair rock day today me thinks here I go again to start xxxxx ? http://blip.fm/~5z4p7",
"sometimes ... you just have to write it off ... and start from the top of your tweet stream. The past has happened",
"This is cool http://yfrog.com/097dfj",
"****, so many good deals...you guys have a conspiracy to steal all my money",
"ughh on the phone with HP!",
"at a auto shop getting m suv fix ugh more $ http://twitpic.com/66of2",
"cool, not a big user of DM though",
"Inspired to blog about something inspirational. Haha.",
"Browsing digital art tutorials (like those found at Henning`s site: http://bit.ly/WJg5A ), refreshing my knowledge... and then my skills?",
"Yeah It Good But dont Click The Red X Because It Shuts It Down But Other Then That Its Good And When U minimize It , It Goes..",
"googled mothers day, PHEW, US & UK have different dates! Learn something new every day",
"WOw, that`s a lot of work. I hope today is a day off for you. I`m working as usual. But, getting some playtime in too.",
"Wired mag needs to seriously chill out. I just renewed barely 3 months ago, yet they`ve already sent me 5 renewal letters for next year!",
"It depends if you are having fun or not...",
"That would be SOOOOOO much and Geeky to the ultimate LEVEL! But I work 9 to 530am",
"TY. Just a long tiring day filled with expensive plumbers and work needed CALGON. Hope you & have an AWESOME weekend!",
"__d make it go awayyyyy",
"hello 30stm-fan another one that`s cool. i don`t know one fan of them in person only via the net so how are you?",
"got a surprising and sad news on a Friday (clue:effect of global financial crisis) http://plurk.com/p/x2vyi",
"Lol! Joyologist? Love it - much better than the happy freak who can`t stop smiling Enjoy Monday!",
"not sure i can make it",
"I don`t have the app that does it",
"i always have 2 do xtra cleaning b4 leaving... so now were on da road on 2 springhill suites, then cafe 360, yum!",
"A little bit of good news.",
"_nobel ? ? ????????????? = ?????? ?????? ?????? ?? ????",
"just did my bit to stimulate the economy",
"I designed a new shirttttt.",
"i really wish i could.",
"what was it? I missed it.",
"Tired from work. I hate closing, eek. But all smiles today. Aloha Kitchen, yum.",
"i think in the end, remembering the poetry and feeling behind something is far more important than the name.",
"If only we could ever actually be allowed to stay here and do that",
"shares http://tinyurl.com/czhzb3 another id draft http://plurk.com/p/rpzmx",
"What up ab circle! Anddd It`s still in the box f work",
"i do but is just a haul vid/photo slideshow only. I only do it for fun http://www.youtube.com/eyezaddiction",
"is still amazed at the awesomness of last night. The discussion was great! Looking forward to a great week! Only 10days until I go home",
"bacoor wahaha may wifi toinks new hair wiih short.. short.. http://plurk.com/p/sveoi",
"the movie takes a lot of digs at the Indian Movie Industry so may not much sense, unless you have followed it long enough",
"t`internet on blackberry fooked so no checking of the tweets and whether phill has taken up my request",
"I feel like I`m going to toss my cookies",
"No problem. Unfortunately, I think it was just something I had to sort out on my own.",
"http://twitpic.com/4iw0x Thx all - it`s a 3k capacity, bought second hand",
"yay! boxing!! although after the boxing, sparring & eating, have to spend the rest of the evening troubleshooting java code for hw.",
"Just noticed didn`t get the location right again! Maybe a way to preview it before sending would be handy??",
"trying to get used to twitter, i have a cold",
"http://twitpic.com/664oz - this is what happens when i have no models",
"_rothlisberger That`s **** awesome! *bookmark*",
"like the sound of a tweet",
"chillaxing really Yeah man hehe",
"im almost to 300 updates. 200 more to goo",
"Oh dear god, going to have to buy a Mac and Pro-Tools, I think my darling edit suite is soon to be filled with Prince Of Persia Movie",
"Sexxxy tiiiiiimmmmmmeee!...whatever that means.",
"So tonights TV viewing, BGT or HIGNFY and Reggie Perrin? Wont be tweeting however as MiniC has hidden iPod",
"@_writersblock_ I`m having a bev by myself too. Sometimes you just have those kind of days and you need to relax",
"_wi_no_name nope! the printer in the library didn`t work, ill have to pass it in monday",
"Then you might enjoy this one too http://tinyurl.com/ygcp3f",
"having Bigi & Tokyo Fashion Spree tmr Check out SIH web ^____^",
"Coool. - Weekend wasn�t that great, eeeh. Whattttever. Friday was better than I expected it to be, so I... http://tumblr.com/x9i1qwu42",
"OOooOO -- no, I have not! Glad to hear it was incredible, though! I still have it bookmarked to try sometime",
"V?a c�n m?c 800/day t?i qua",
"is off to work ... still 'recovering' from an amazing and beautiful weekend. Have I mentioned how incredible my friends are??",
"I`m having a fantastically miserable time so far...",
"yeah, but no closer to the secret of stumble.",
"_Writer aww no which one?",
"Not quite sure what ace of cakes is or are. Gosh I`m tired. Loved bride wars. Fun night.",
"yeeeeah . . . and it was in intro too seen Empire top 100 computer games? http://www.empireonline.com...",
"Had a great day, apart from the fact that I bought a USB HUB and as soon as I plugged it in, it broke!!!! **** you Tesco!!!!!!",
"well, you can print CY_K not CYMK",
"That happened to me once... only I wasn`t drunk. lol",
"My phone is so stubborn!! You`d think it had my genes or something!!",
"Sitting at my desk wishing things were different",
"Came from Greenbelt & Power",
"great song even if i can`t understand lol",
"Wow! Some person u are!",
"home! i dont know what im doing tmrw besides the whole mommys day thing. but then what? feeling awesome NIGHT YOU GUYS",
"OMG!! Hahaha! I thought you were joking about Twittering that, hahaha!! Awesome, good times were had by all",
"_carter http://twitpic.com/3mdce - ONE ROAD, WHERE IS THE DESTINATION?",
"the cokies arnt real imaginary will hav to do mmmmmmmmmmmm cookie...",
"good times haha ily christian and mo gonna watch dazed and confused in a while ha also my first time watching it ha im so lame",
"it didnt - from research the traffic in this beautiful system of twitter is approx 100msg/second.. mine only grabs 6msg/sec",
"Sure, its easier to login every day and make posts as an admin or mod, but ill try",
"I`m drawning in emails",
"For me everything ok except install crashed at the end and now Safari crashes at every cmd+Q",
"I don`t saw the movie",
"like why the **** am i still up...maybe because im drunk as hell and had a great time tonight..**** was crazy",
"just saw UP it was a cute movie (:passed by a place called a peasants kitchen. wtf? that names kinda sad",
"That`s what`s up hah. I`m great, thanks Just waiting for all the craziness to take off.",
"my brain has become a converter ed. i`ve been converting into LM for the past 2 yrs. every 5 mins of every single day",
"i wish i wasn`t all bummed but i kinda am",
"Its already been a crazy morning and its ONLY 1030",
"this is how we do itttt",
"What?? Nooooooooo There goes my weekend!",
"The sight of it made my afternoon",
"I`m stuffed n can`t move",
"Just got home interesting night",
"it would be so fun. too much to do. not enough time or money.",
"- I`m hoping these pills will do something, cuz I`m gonna go nuts",
"who are the crew? please dont be me... i dont think it is but i could be wrong i have been a number of times...",
"me too. it depresses me thinking about it.",
"there were attempts to somehow extend inner classes, which would be close to #closure, can`t find the ref ATM",
"Five o`clock can`t come any faster",
"_surprises no it`s not ready",
"I can only promise about 150 or so.",
"_MJA ..I don`t know who gon do the yelling & cussing for upgrades when u go.",
"IDIOTat)MilanQ Heyy. Th*nks For The Follow. Have A Good Night. (Frank_Whyte) #IDIOT",
"oh i just check my stock port. My marketing was unable to buy me TICON at best price",
"and by the way it`s short stack, not sway sway sway sway baby is a song of theirs",
"It`s last Friday today",
"I`m a bit Ben`s Thai-ed out"
] | 949 |
Boring starting work weekend soon................ 1st need to get a Tim Coffee so I can make it through this **** night shift........ | [
"Hm. Have you ever realized how incredibly over-rated Tokio Hotel is becoming? It makes me sad.",
" I`m depressed ! I want to know you and kiss you all",
"_tv I hope Shatner didn�t address that message to philosophers. We�re doomed if they stopped thinking",
"my car is possessed and won`t stop honking at me",
"Cops tell #Tori`s Dad they may never find her remains http://lfpress.ca/newsstand",
"I think I lost all of my blog posts",
" I need a hug I`m doing my junior cert this week and I`m totally stressed out :`(",
"at work and it sucks big time",
"... And, I was the only person who stood up for them. The world is full if spineless ****. This makes me sad",
" Oh no....Sorry to hear that ....",
" oh phew you scared me. I wont have ANY access when im in mexico",
"i realy wanted to go out cause its so nice but everybodys busy",
"about to start my least favourite chore.... mopping the floor",
"Only four full days left in Aussie-land. I don`t want to go home.",
" Sorry to hear about your dude probs, what is it that`s too much?",
" thats not really fair. I mean you just up and leave like that and you dont even give us a party So when you coming back or ..."
] | [
"I`m with you...been up till 5-6 for the last few nights...",
"just had a gym sesh.",
"Feels good? Now the hardest part will be to keep it empty every day. Or at least several times a week.",
"cant sleep again! Been up for ages...",
"sleep? I need to go to my mums but by the time I get there, Clara will be in bed",
"excuse me ...theres me!!! jkidding lol...so how long b4 yr fun night out starts lol",
"morning hon. what you having for breakfast? I cant decide",
"Gonna celebrate Mothers Day with the family but gonna start the partying tonite",
"Chillin with the roomies. Can`t wait for the zombie CLWN CR. Its gonna be 6-8 weeks",
"Josh Excuse me, but, at what time is it going to begin?",
"_Cal Work or...(hehe mind in the gutter)! I`m sittin here doin this student loan thing.",
"I am dying to hangout on a Friday afternoon...",
"hahahahah i woke up at 9 today.. totally missed lecture and the quiz open lab was useless. chipotle w/ silvera and jenny was greeat 8D",
"morning all....beautiful day...best go enjoy some sunshine before i have to go to work...unfortunately",
"good moring gonna take a shower, fix my hair and then Im going out .",
"Office til around 6 today. Good day yesterday...I have a BSc now",
"I`m SO thinking about skippin out to NY in the morning. . . but all of my plans were for tonight well . . . most of them anyway.",
"Need a nap but I have to take 4 trains now",
"hey Lonnie! I`ll be there next weekend I can`t wait.",
"finished work @ midday, had kiddie dinner ... now have no get-up & go ... ah well it`s bank holiday! #fb",
"that sucks I seriously hope you feel better soon, you need to come over next week!!!",
"Where are all you Motivated/Determined/wannabe sexy successful young professionals!??! I might really have to join a BNI if there is no1!",
"Okay I`m about to 'crawl' into bed and ummm ummm. We are about to talk. We need to talk about somethings, Good Night Tweeters.",
"last sunday before going home!",
"is bored Riah fell asleep and now I have nothing to do maybe I will go to bed good night",
"i`ll do whatev but i dont have anything to wear",
"aaaawww would u like an alcoholic beverage of your choice?",
"It`s last Friday today",
"is working it out allll day long.",
"Fab, eh? Feel free to come along for some pre-ep 4 chat and drinks over at Luigi`s - http://www.luigis.org.uk tomorrow!",
"_za thanks man. I can`t wait",
"Excited to see the girls today; its boring at work without you",
"OMGoodness back to school soon FUN!",
"ahhh yay! I`m getting into it. Knockin` a lot out.",
"early happy day of birth in case I don`t make it! Very tired from therapy today n just taking my medicine! misshu! Love ya!",
"We expect One Man Band to be released sometime next week",
"hope your day gets better soon!!",
"I always feel sickly when I wake up. Well got a busy day ahead of me! Yippeee",
"Got 2 get ready 4 work would rather be fishing!",
"Well, it was very inspirative day. There`s no room for design in todays schedule, so i`m heading to bed",
"night night twitter world. [still cant believe the thomas thing tomorrow`s gunna be FUN/SAD]",
"well going to sleep peoples!! night all twitterers!! loves ya! *Welcome Home*",
"I want some candy!!!",
"if hobo and i come next week, we`re buying you all a drink.",
"it`s after 3 AM.!! I think it`s time to bed.!! have a good night twitts.! ;))",
"like wat do i do wat do i do.........HA i got it i`ll go 2 mushygushy...... so peace out twitter dudes i got a gushy gram 2 make",
"is making me hot chocolate with almond milk. Mother Day festivities is starting early!",
"thank you (: cant wait!!!! ummm btw ima crash still sick",
"Hope I get a job cuz we need an apartment. I`m drunk & miss my lil punkin TEHE!!!",
"I`m getting back into again",
"I would have to agree on the Bacon Cupcake... Would rather drive 2 the shop instead of 2 the office",
"Mmmmmmmm... ? it in the morning",
"alright...I`m going to get off comp now, go back to ur party be safe & have fun!",
"up and at work im ina good mood",
"friday night is my fav night of the week but now I have to go to stupid dog training classes",
"I just got a call from my chimp buddies, want to join the party. Loads to prepare now. Wow this is great. Cup of tea first i think. Erm",
"tired and didn`t really have an exciting Saturday. oh well, hope it`s better tomorrow.",
"cup cakes are sooo yummy - but would have 2 have coffee chaser- u know where that can lead",
"yep. gotta go man! i`ll ttyl . . . eventually . . . sometime . . . in the future . . . hopefully . . . soon. ~ ~ ~",
"waking up again, this time with a hot cup of coffee",
"I guess you will find out shortly.",
"Is going to sleep. Good night everyone!!",
"morning im up and ready weeee its a sunday",
"still awake.. will get some sleep i have to drive to Fortuna early.. Red Bull will guide me",
"Yes otherdad Wait, do I go back to sleep or cause mischief?",
"I will tweet you sometime tomorrow, anothe busy day! Goodnight **** Chickie! LOL!",
"It is a drink but they have a trainer brand too.. http://www.office.co.uk/brand/babycham/8 <<have a look",
"Getting ready to go to #Brighton to find myself a new suit from #GreshamBlake - Sunday = me time",
"OK dear tweeps, goodnight! I need 2 get up early 2 say Happy Mothers Day 2 wife n mom",
"Off work in half an hour. Getting an MRI after that. Yay me",
"now Eating and meeting at the same time sigh well well I want to start work out too but will have to wait move to my new house",
"At work at the mo and it`s so sunny here today Off to see a band tonight!!",
"Can`t sleep. **** morning will come to soon. Have to rest! It will be a new day. A perfect day to start new changes",
"Plenty of good trivia on wikihow. Just trying to help hope u got to sleep by now.",
"I look forward to having one very soon",
"Lol - I could have written that - would be good to have 2 Mondays this week, then I might catch up x",
"Bye. Tekzilla, then revision.",
"Time to add some more RFID-ed object to send messages to Twitter everytime I use them - 2 more coffee cups, Armani Code, Pantone 109 mug",
"Signing off. Mom`s day tomorrow.",
"Back from Worcester. My work week starts on Friday at 2:30.",
"ah allergies you must be sleeping walking at work!",
"That`s it. I`m hooked.",
"hotttie poooh!!!! ooo i bet it sounda magical (HH) im coming home in 1 hour",
"unfortunatly, just about to start making my way home but via Singapore for a gig too, so fun ain`t over just yet ;)",
"i cant wait to see you guys @ hq on sunday!!",
"Job??????? Not so much.",
"Look forward to seeing the resume!",
"working again today but off tomorrow for dan`s party! yay!",
"no happy hour for me today",
"Heading home now, yay! Was going to buy a much needed bottle of wine to drink with dinner, but my wallet is MIA so no wine for me tonight",
"is going to help lancey cook",
"ooh_Bell whatchu goin as? Monsterpalooza`s this weekend for us. on the no Ink, i won`t be a stressed contestant this year! Miss U X0",
"today i was so happy got i got off school early, but now i`m bored!!",
"wud like to. But I actually have a free weekend this time and family is visiting. so I`m staying put. next time",
"Woke up really late today. Just had breakfast. Planning to stay home, watch TV shows and do nothing. Eat too.",
"looking forward to body works today",
"The pool doesnt open til tomorrow!",
"Enough studying,whew... Time for sleep",
"its just one of those days....",
"lol What are your plans for today (or should I say tomorrow) then ?",
"_**** I`m leaving at half 10 but I have to get ready and things",
"not sure if I can use my Neko tix for Sunday night. may be offering them to someone else, you`ll all be the first to know if interested",
"OMG Ur alive!!! LOL 2day has gone sooo slow I`m going insane Grrr You doing anything tonight?",
"Headed to eat with my hubby n my mommy!! So ready to have some drinks...",
"BTW, hey ppl. lol TGIF. Hopefully ur day is gr8. Mine is aight. Feeling like it kinda sux I got no plans 4 the wknd....",
"The time Is 3.50am and if finished my essay I can have Sunday off woop",
"Ok, so I know it`s nearly 10:30pm here but made me want some ice cream... I can`t get the Italian stuff though",
"Ready to crash!...had a great day and a FUN night! I couldn`t ask for anything more Night!",
"Sunday my last day at apple but I won`t be in. Come kick it with me at El FAROLITO 4817 mission street @ 730pm",
"whoohoo! just went to get movies and junk food its a womens night mwahaha >",
"Nighty night Twits! Tty in the morning...",
"Adobe After Effects and MS SQL Server...nice. would it be nicer if I just sleep?",
"if i make some madeleines, i need to have a bake sale or something. god. boredom needs to = something other than baking",
"good luck going to sleep. i`m up working on a stupid paper. no worries. ur not alone. so u ready to record that album or what?",
"has had a fab day on placement, But working all weekend.",
"thinking my fridge may be dieing...please not this week...pleeeeeassseee!!!",
"thanks I`ll check it out! i`ll be staying a Thursday night though",
"I just broke a bottle, I should probably focus on work instead of thinking of more songgoeswrongs",
"Going to shopping place thingie! BRB LATERZ!",
"very much so You know I am coming now on Thursday too right, are there door sales ??"
] | 806 |
Just drove by fisher and I feel so sad | [
"Why is scared or lmao.. Someone pls tell me!!",
"#jonaswebcast i just missed it!!!!",
"Home w/bae & Myka.. He`s so meann",
" I was never a good stereotypical teen",
" hurts to be you! Sunshine all weekend and you don`t get to play. That`s sad.",
" this traffic is ridiculous im may not make it",
"About to leave the fights. I`m tired and my voice hurts.",
"Tired beyond reason. I would rather be just about anything else other then tired",
" I hear you Any time earlier than 11am is just mean!",
"On way to exam, very very nervous bah",
"on no bsg might just have made me cry",
"Ive got mad cramps in my legs",
"says BAD TRIP! (angry) http://plurk.com/p/wxshi",
" Good god, no. You can fit very few swear words into 140 characters",
"_Im_Chris and i cant get to mine keep getting an error",
"I`m Such a nerd. Reading my first of many books this summer"
] | [
"You mustv`e read my mind. I WAS going, but now it`s thunderstorming AND I have to pick up the boys from the bus stop",
"i was in front of u the other day i waved and u didnt off to eddie izzard now!",
"finally friday , but still grounded till next thursday -- stereos = life <333",
"i have a sunburn line on my back from the tag sticking out of my tank top all day..... ugh. i need aloe vera!! went to the park again",
"http://pic.gd/fad84c One Sunday night at Helsinki. We hadn`t drink anything... xD yeah RIGHT!",
"I know, the suns not even up and ive been up for an hr. Tossa decided to sleep ON my side and cold nose me.",
"haha. I know. And then I need a new car too. Oh ps I got a speeding ticket.",
"So slpy 2day zzzz",
"Going to my brother`s wedding in Princeton, NJ next Sat. Had to buy a navy blue sports coat and gray pants - $13 total at Goodwill",
"Just got back from Carlton in Greenville. Benz is getting serviced. Time to make some money. I think I`ll make some sales calls...",
"to the people i was txting... sorry phone is dead and i can`t resurrect it. hopefully verizon will replace it and i`ll it back by tonight",
"Hope everyone is okay, especially Americans who are affected by the fire or the Swine flu(h1n1) . OKay, I should pray for them",
"if you were down the road from me you can bet i would be right there #MMOT",
"But now it`s gone",
"I bought a Leica M8, charger arrived DOA. Called Leica, got transferred around and left a VM. atleast the RF isn`t misaligned...",
"Too much food at today`s company gill out, want to go home and lay in the sun. Instead here until dark, probably",
"hey, no we were second, kind sad, but it`s ok guitar, guitar, guitar BBQ and good time what about you>?",
"I wasn`t near him.",
"homee from wango tango, i had fun really tired now. wrapping moms present and passing out. <3",
"that sucks. But woot for Misha.",
"Back from A&E, very nice Doctor diagnosed ligament damage, she felt I could still do my 5k run, but it might take me 10 days to heal",
"presentations finished. Busted ankle after stupido models broke catwalk and I TWICE fell in hole in beautiful bottle green Mary Janes",
"don`t remind me.. Was supposed 2 meet up with the Homie 2 4 that show.. Ack! So kill it please..do the **** thang!",
"Haha, i came home from a long night out, and all i saw on Tweetie was Khayyam Wakil. I usually don`t announce and **** - LOL",
"WALC-ers are you ready to cry? its going to be a long day of reminiscing",
"Dizzy I wanna lie die, but those calories aren`t gonna just balk because I ignore them.",
"Stoppped following ama, i really need a clean break... on another note, kate is being super nice right now Off to work",
"Urm, ouch, that sucks. You need crutches? What happened? I hope you get/feel better soonest!",
"OK, time to head into Urban Outfitters to see what catches my eye, then head home, since this rain is hindering any more pics for the day",
"12seconds - Friday Night Update: has left the city. http://tiny12.tv/I3KS8",
"Sweet _b_10 yeah my mate from G-town jus sed Blue Martini is tha spot, so ill check it out. good lookin out",
"when u gonna come show minnesota some love though hun?!",
"Welcome !!! Let me suggest to you and . You`ll love `em! In other news, my algae fish died today",
"_r I can`t get one either because of the dog. I`m pretty sure the bunny wouldn`t survive a struggle with Tom",
"That`s how you go from series to season. The days of being an elite team are over in Dallas. EPL Derby Day tomorrow. Tell me what I miss.",
"oh, I am sorry my friend. Katie & I will do our best to keep you cheery",
"not playing here either",
"haha I really don`t but I`m going to this workshop at school next week. Are you going? Plus my car is broken right now",
"Dadgum, I think this nations shipping needs have shut down completely. still no freight for carriers out there.",
"_Reid Lol. It was the dissing of the were-octopus that did you in. However, he redeems himself by rescuing you from a were-spider.",
"Maybe next time. Can`t be away this weekend as much as I`d like to jump in the car and go. ::pout::",
"I actually got a bit of a tan today haha sadly will be working all weekend won`t get a chance to enjoy the glorious sunrays boo",
"Sushi w/ well cooked veggie for preggo me now onto Trolley Car birthday party on McKinney Ave. I actially feel awake for once!",
"Yes, and I really hoped to do one last gas price story... but I guess it wasn`t meant to be!!!",
"yeah. because i`ll have to go tomorrow morning and get picked up early sunday, so i see no reason to go the whole weekend",
"thankyou sugaaar btw I`ll leave this town on 7, really hope could see you next time ya ra. Skrg sempit bgt sih waktunya ya",
"Waiting for tish to get off. Got to drive my moms CRV to pick her up all my myself and duckie. First time",
"Just watched The Goode Family premiere online... And I think this may be the last episode I watch. It`s pretty amazingly mediocre pass.",
"_Laurie my thoughts rae with you and your family",
"What up Lisa, sorta quiet... I`m USA, so gonna crash soon.",
"**** Latvian beaurocracy. As a non-resident I can`t publish my braille highway code. Another blind alley Woe is me. Anyone speak farsi?",
"I realized last night that I have no idea where my PnS went to during the move... I hope it`s not lost and gone forever",
"Sweet booth at Newport... But all the people are outside http://post.ly/hEb",
"that`s not good to hear! i hope everything is fine..i will keep you & your family in prayer! I LOVE YOU ISABELA URIBE",
"LIKE U SAID 'GIVE TC A CHANCE!' WE WILL MISS THOMAS BUT HAVE TO MOVE ON. SO WATCH THIS! http://bit.ly/r6RfC",
"Nothin better then ridin in a car with your sister while blasting TH, CB and Lady Gaga so loud you cant hear yourself screamin the lyrics",
"Looks like i can go see jeffree star afterall. I told my dad he`d hate the music & he said i could go alone",
"ooo... No I believe they`ve all closed down, even the ones at the airport",
"Soooooooooo glad to learn that Farrells ice cream parlor is staging a comeback in So. Cal -- too bad it`s in the Mission Viejo mall",
"_mcc bye, Scotty! i`m gonna miss you. ily<333",
"1 week before the palm pre comes out and my centro dies. I have a temp phone but my contacts aren`t transfered yet. #sadpanda #fb",
"well - that blows. Sorry to cut it short. It wont work for me. I didnt get to say bye..so goodnight guys - thx for watching! Love u guys",
"_ I`m good thanks! Did you have a good drive? Careful with your blackberry, we don`t want you getting screamed at",
"_Cullen8 i hate the rain *laughs*. thanks *smiles* i miss her loads i couldnt stop crying before",
"haha you would do that =P that`s cute. nobody ever comes to visit me god **** lake geneva and how far it is from civilizati ...",
"checked with the hubster and I think we`ll pass -- feeling too lazy to caravan after running around with our friends.",
"Red Rock for lunch with Colin. and couldn`t come. IPA Junior freshly made! Yum yum yum.",
"totally having austin powers withdrawl symptons and Darrius withdrawl symptoms and mommy and minne withdrawl syamptoms.",
"man im so sad school is ending but then again high school might be better :O",
"I just got smashed in the face by a 5th grader thowing a football... Twice. Now I bleed",
"mmm but nothing i can do. lucky ive got great friends like u to cheer me up",
"_bbA Ooh, nice Well I guess not nice at the moment, being windy and rainy. But I like rain",
"Played ball at the park, coached a youngster on fundamentals.. Goin home to steak and lobster.. Word up",
"_dulay i swear it took me 2 hours to get from bel air to alabang. but yes, i LOVED reminiscing about our HK trip with you &",
"are you having a bad day?",
"_LeAnn if it makes you feel better im studying on a sat night w/o blackberries",
"Thank You Clayton. Going to my favorite Greek Resturant after church for mom`s Day!!!! Loved you on Huckabee",
"oh dear, thats not good - I hope you get through it all with a smile",
"ticked off cause i can`t go see 'drag me to hell' with melissa and amber. staying home on a friday night is NOT my thing.",
"poor kid. That sucks. Hopefully things look up for her soon. *hugs*",
"Aww chamber callbacks... Soo emotional",
"if you`re watching this...I love you.' I almost died. But now...SHE MEANS NOTHING!",
"blame it on the goose gotcha feelin loose, blame it on the tron gotcha in the zone;; michelle...this is your fault. lol.",
"me and Arlando are totally done. I havn`e talked to him in a LONG time!Now I just have to find a `worth while` man...",
"Headed to see friends new baby. Gave up trip to the lake cause of dance class. Such a good mama.",
"Dreary bus ride home. Im rubbing my eyes out but at least I didn`t spend the day in school. Over 12 hrs well spent",
"Just ripping here. That ad buy I was going to speak w/you about looks to be on hold for a bit. Company changed hands. :-/",
"Im feeling so nostalgic. Im sad. But happy. I don`t now how to feel. It`s over, but not at the same time. It just feels over. i love you.",
"Just saw 'Drag me to Hell'. Sam Ramei is excellant as usual but the kitty scene was kinda hard for me",
"aww i`m sorry glad mommy took care of you. erin is in for some fun if there`s a bug on you in colorado",
"nah im pooped from moving 2day im just laying down relaxing lol",
"At work and really slow for a beautiful day and a Friday.",
"hahaha. I`m driving, so I leave roundabouts when I wake up tomorrow. Arrive proximately 5 hrs from then. See ya tmw!",
"Union Square? Somerville? You`re better off with the 87. That probably helps you zero at this point, though.",
"I was just at Geno`s 3hrs ago. Would have went to Pats but the Neon Lights got me lol. Had drinks at South Philly Bar too",
"FJGKFLD;`Sdh WHY AM I NOT AT HOMETOWN DAYS WITH MY FRIENDS.",
"Are you shattered after that long week? Thats a pity about tomorrow night",
"Oh yes..i think almost every Tuesday in June. Which dresss, I just bought one, then felt guilty and took it back",
"dis **** usb charger is good for nothin. gotta find that verizon store. my fone been dead since last nite",
"I was looking forward to seeing in Raleigh (fan for 10 years NB too) but scalpers took the tix and sell them for $200 morons",
"_richie I also saw u on American Idol great performance, I see u will be at Windsor in June 20 Commodores won`t be there",
"dad`s posting got postponed ONE HOUR before he was meant to leave. either going to afganistan or NOWHERE. i`m sorta happy but he`s gutted",
"Prom`s over. At denny`s now with katie and kelly<3",
"awww no problem , sorry for tha loss",
"Unfortunately your fix didn`t work.. Oh well, I`m lovin` me some PeopleBrowsr anyways!",
"imma miss dem KObe nd Bron commrcials wen cleveland get knocked out doe they wer funny",
"Okay, so now I want to scream....Idk why this one doc has done this to me 3 days this week!!!!RRRRR.",
"I`m not sure why walking around in barnes and noble comforts me so much. O well now I`m off to work",
"no the love of my life is. so i guess now im definately shooting for good",
"i just drove past your hotel wish u was ere. I`m thinking a december trip for a real white xmas!!",
"no i didnt! i couldnt get to liverpool today, of all days! did you?",
"_NKOTB LOL you r not a loser u drove 8 hours in a day.. U need rest of was it 2 days? I`m still tired lol",
"Like you`re not enjoying the hell out if it.",
"OMG Poor Eppy! I hope she is ok. That is so scary and wow I can`t believe no one noticed.",
"LOL! No trialing...for the most part Florida trials come to a screeching halt over the summer. Have fun this weekend!",
"Listen to Back Around by ...love this song. Meet tomorrow ^.^ But we can�t go swimming Sorry",
"Had a great weekend with One, hanging with Nick & Brendon, church this morning! Can`t believe Loretta won the Mothers Day raffle again!",
"Well this is just lovely. I am completely flattened by a back injury. There goes the weekend.",
"My back is killing me... It won`t keep me from dropping it low...hope I got someone to pick it back up tho... LOL",
"no money no honey! hehe too soon sorry"
] | 803 |
am bored out of my skull. i have got to get a job. this SUCKS. i need entertainment. /grumbles | [
"Oh boy this is going to be a loooooong day",
"Yep, . Sleep-fail. In another 7-8 hours, it`ll be D&D-fail.",
"Still in same queue barely 1 metre from where i last twittered. This is insane. And i paid for this",
"_Confidential I tried to use Spinelli to turn him on to GH, but it didn`t really work",
" i miss you SO much-o",
"oh i hate friday evening.",
" I have a FACEBOOK but I use MYSPACE and TWITTER the most. I hardly check my Facebook..",
"Just finished work nd now waiting in the freezing cold drinking a mango magic, haha FAIL T.T mama, wheree are yu ? I`m cold",
"Dam only 5 votes not gonna win anything now",
"Writing this paper is a lot harder then i thought . LOL",
"Harley passed away in December 2008 http://apps.facebook.com/dogbook/profile/view/616974",
"6 freakin days!! Just a thought...what would I have to look forward to after this?",
"NCP no longer has job placement",
"Listening my own playing on a friends album and being disgusted by every second of it... **** I suck. Normal reaction. Every album.",
"I had some work to do, but my wrist hurts too much to do any of it.",
" idk if i could. it would cost me soo much there."
] | [
"LOL! Thanks glad I have the time off to spend with him! Can`t imagine trying to go into work right now.",
"naw idk what ur talkin about",
"Well... I hate to leave.... but I must sleep! G`night y`all and hope to chat later! Enjoy my li`l night owls!",
"No star replies to me",
"Work, work. Me not that kind o` orc.",
"i need a hug i dnt feel so good",
"you got it. poor thing not gonna have a choice for much longer though",
"Their coming tomorrow morning and it`s sort of an impossible task. I just need to clear some space. Thanks though",
"make up your mind",
"good morning. today is my last day of 'freedom'. back to work tomorrow. i`m sorta stoked-not stoked. but well.",
"kinda done trying. ugh. oh well it was worth the effort. long day tomorrow. night tweeters!",
"I am going to see how long I can do this for.",
"getting ready, waiting for cor, picking up josh, movies & out to dinner - then trailer perhaps? baccck to work tomorrow",
"pleeeeeease pleeeease make me a dj drop",
"I dont know what to have for lunch today and its so darn cold today",
"Sounds awesome, wish I could go but no way I could afford it Have fun!",
"Ugh im so tired and i hardly did anything but play with my niece, Im goin to bed Goodnight eveyone! <3",
"would really like to not be at work and instead taking a nap.",
"hehe--sorry. I`ve never been very good at blending in...",
"No more spending the day chatting with Steve on the computer Now what I am I going to do at work?",
"man u know things get very interesting sometimes lolll....im just 2 **** good",
"yeah whatever...in your twisted mind maybe! ;) LOL ... oh wait that`s mine too!!",
"nothinbg home about to jump in the shower the streets is calling meeeeeeee what is it 4 tonight tell m",
"im gettin off nd watch a movie nd have a couple of drinks nd shots ill try 2 get get back on if i can",
"ohhh i wanna go gahhh but i dunnooooooo :S me confuzzzledd should i or not???",
"thinking about having lunch soon, but we have no food in",
"im gunna juhs so its another way to talk ta yu <3",
"I feel like I`m going to toss my cookies",
"oh men!!!!!!......I really can`t see my face........c`mon guys!!!",
"ooooh.... I have a headache. Got to go to work now",
"Can`t I just be a stay at home mom already",
"Google Wave presentation: http://bit.ly/2ehfov I`m not very impressed. It`s nice, but it`s not really for me",
"Bored, making a mothers day card",
"aww i hope u find it soon i miss it. i cnt even use my cam w/o it, memory`s full. plus i wanna take it 2 SA this commin weekend.",
"I would like to be able to go just to ONE of those",
"i think i have a fever",
"_truong sunbae* my bad jst scratch wht i said im talking nonsense here.. lol!!! enjoy the perfs",
"_warwounds_C I feel ya pain, I`ve got myself a nasty cold too. Get better soon",
"Just been in that kind of mood, not reason at all. Lol, but I`ll try not to be too mushy around you! I can behave!",
"Cause I`m not hearing from you guys!!!",
"Hey! whats up? Im just at the library right now and the comp is about to sign me out",
"It`s fun to see that glimpse of your life",
"Aw, sorry ur day sucked! Did u see my post abt car issues? LOL I think it`s safe to say it can only get better tho. Beer-thirty?",
"awww poor jayk. :[ try to make the drive fun.and eat something soon!have a great show tonight i wish i could go,i live too far",
"i`m hear ya dude, i can`t either",
"My birthday is now over.",
"Cowboy westerns...haven`t seen those in a while. good luck",
"i`m in AD for another week- visa work",
"i tried to help",
"that`s no bueno...hope u feel better!",
"Friday evening......what to do, what to do. I have to idea.",
"types too fast for her own good. and has been craving pizza for 2+ wks. GAH i hate not having a job i want pizza! lmaoz why me?!",
"so yeah...i guess i dont get company this weekend so who wants to come hang out?",
"_Hayes I`m at sharkeez!",
"something we all need sometime",
"_shediddy lol , you gotta share too",
"I need one more follower.",
"i neeeeeeeed music suggestions but no one will give them",
"animating an ad for work. One of my favorite things to do. So much so that I`m doing it on a saturday night for fun!",
"So slpy 2day zzzz",
"My wiki project is going to have to wait another month But manager thinks I need loads of time to prepare + has halved my workload",
"going to watch some tv now - crazy night out - up at 7am for work tomorrow I`ll live somehow! At least it means I finish early!",
"good times haha ily christian and mo gonna watch dazed and confused in a while ha also my first time watching it ha im so lame",
"oh man that sucks hardcore! haha good luck finishing up recording",
"wants to hang out with friends SOON!",
"_Kid congrats; im still jobless",
"Feel hungry now Cook for me pleaseYour food it`s my energy to work~",
"Yay playing a show tonight! Boo it`s gonna soggy and I`m at work right before playing",
"really cant be bothered going to work tonigh, its too nice to be stuck inside",
"which is why i can`t wait till i move out of home and life by myself next year WACKY ADVENTURES EVERY DAY!!!!!",
"my your rather random.",
"needs some snuggle time.... but has to get through the work day first. Boo.",
"that`s not great guy related??",
"Aw what about me",
"That post was for",
"I don`t know what to wear....",
"like wat do i do wat do i do.........HA i got it i`ll go 2 mushygushy...... so peace out twitter dudes i got a gushy gram 2 make",
"bored. cold. tired. lethargic feeling. Man! great holiday monday!",
"Urm, ouch, that sucks. You need crutches? What happened? I hope you get/feel better soonest!",
"haha yea! Just working and chillin in the eastbay. Unlike u, I don`t get a summer break boo",
"in all honesty...pain blech.",
"is going to relax and chill out tonight ... back to work tomorrow after a week off ... least I had a fun time with the girlfriend ...",
"I`m entering your contest",
"not the best way to start your day",
"_n Where can I get some?",
"I hear you. I can`t think of a layout either. lol I`ve been trying for i dont know how long.",
"Life is over! Just went to get tickets for all time low, sold out anyone got spares or wanna sell me theirs?",
"Sucky day so far hope it gets better",
"you called me? didn`t get that. nest time for sure. maybe i`ll come to LA soon. i hella wana go to Disneyland.",
"_Live That`s what I want. More the better. Bound to be a few bad eggs though, but they will soon learn.",
"you coming on myspaceee? if yr doing work though dnt bother",
"Is feelin right rite now",
"? what is this? is everyone abandoning me? ;-)",
"just wanna be there tonight",
"i wanna join the twit Club......",
"Hence the smiley face. ha ha ha ha. Lol yeah i`m hong to be tired as **** tomorrow. But guess what i do not care.",
"Gotta sleep, and then off to work",
"I am here to make friends.. real life, internet.. what ever level people are comfortable with..",
"no money no honey! hehe too soon sorry",
"I know it`s against the law... I am a rebel in small things.",
"ROFL - me too.",
"hahah i sowwie hun whats up thoe ?",
"I`s sorry listen to some Bats or GD as you do it! [dude, I never got to tell you, but, BATS WERE AMAZING <33]",
"oh, coo; i was suppose to be an intern too! but dangit, SAT. :| so how`s the intern life? haha",
"Watching QI on Dave - still quite bored! Not even Adam Davis can cheer me up. And he`s quite funny.",
"Went to Di Bella coffee roasters today and asked for a job... The person I needed to speak to is on holiday... #fb",
"I wanna feel my chin",
"haha I really don`t but I`m going to this workshop at school next week. Are you going? Plus my car is broken right now",
"went twitter crazy! last nigh :p well thats what happens when u got nothin ta do at 2 o`clock in da mornin",
"pretty much, thanks. seeing if a little Gilbert & Sullivan will cheer me up more.",
"ooo Growl and Yummy time coming soon for you too huh oh yeah, I have been hunting for a combo tshirt, think I can find one? NO",
"This really sucks, I`m supposed to be home in a couple of days and I`m not I hate borders and visa`s.",
"I want him to call",
"Thanks! Am trying.. (keeping my chin up, ouch!)",
"I need a code",
"haha I just playing",
"my sympathies - been here 20 minutes and had enough - will escape soon",
"is needing to make a new video",
"I have to use the bathroom",
"You cant put off age but you can put off grumpiness"
] | 268 |
_Dew tokens haven`t been working for me all day.... | [
"Did not win Kelly Clarkson Tickets. Sorry Cecilia. Really wish I could give that to you! You so much deserve it.",
" I would much rather you didn`t punch yourself in the face...it might hurt",
" i`m not at chaseton`s either please don`t die, my heart will be really sad",
" l`m on 3 days too matt. No fun this weekend.",
" I wish I knew someone down there who could hook us up. a friend told me once that they got crappy seats for a show in CHI",
"_Confidential I tried to use Spinelli to turn him on to GH, but it didn`t really work",
"But he has an out of date script. That`s really bad. So midway thru his pitch we catch it. He gets all butthurt and storms out. His loss.",
" Well I can`t get Cupcake because I can`t connect to T-Mobile`s network because my SIM card is corrupted",
"I hate the new mt dew commercial..the one with a giant mosquito..it scares me and grosses me out all at the same time.",
" Sorry to hear that man He is were the **** cant reach him now. My heart goes out to you and your family.",
"Ive got mad cramps in my legs",
" yeah bit it is overheating a bit and the AC died.",
"Mad because quiz 5 answer on the BET Ford Fusion sweepstakes are all wrong",
"I have clocked out for possibly my last time at Northview Middle School.",
"Whoops - I got sunburnt",
"Endlessly fascinated by the dual engine monitor in this cab. Then it reminds me of #sustainability fail . Sorry next gen."
] | [
"#Happy Stars Wars day....Me`s a JA-JA BINKS ha A crappy day outside though ah well makes me have a bit more motivation to revise",
"The sun just came out!!! Pray for me guys!!! Writing skills test No pass, no class, no graduate -.-",
"yay! boxing!! although after the boxing, sparring & eating, have to spend the rest of the evening troubleshooting java code for hw.",
"I Wanna be @ JET in the Mirage... Couldn`t get to Hawaii either *****Someday***** Much Love To THE_WOCKEEZ and SuperCr3w",
"Home from Whitney`s. No sleep. Church in a bit. Dangggg....I`m tired. But it was worth it",
"_keepsitreal haha awe. Well right now, I could be at home but I have to be here. It`s horrible Lol",
"thanks for the add I`ll try again signing in later when I get home. If still no such luck then I`ll email someone",
"TweetDeck is acting really strange! Hum........ reinstall maybe. Update on the horizon? Or is it just another Adobe memory leak",
"Wondering if I shouldn`t be gettin to bed about now...",
"it wouldnt let me vote yesterday but i made up for it today. i really hope u win cause everyone knows u deserve it =D",
"oh too bad! I hope it gets better. I`ve been having sleep issues lately too",
"you called me? didn`t get that. nest time for sure. maybe i`ll come to LA soon. i hella wana go to Disneyland.",
"up late last night .... Oracle from 8 to 4:30",
"Ohh.. #twpp is falling silent.. I was waiting to track ur US version.. Next time maybe.. Btw sunny california sounds good",
"is starting her pre europe diet today goodbye midnight snacks, goodbye iced tea, hello momol. HAHAHAHAHA! http://plurk.com/p/rplpr",
"Missed the UPS guy again! Ugh so sad But i got some cool stuff today that i`m super excited about! And looking forward to tonight too",
"love you ::hugs:but i`m not seeing anything...wondering if i`m doing something wrong)",
"if i can get a ticket, but the pickings are lookin slim soo prob not",
"I wish I had a concept of what time it is right now.... not adjusting well. Obvs.",
"The Renegades last day was today and...well... he`s gone... didn`t catch him Gutted... Closest he came to Greenock was Kilmacolm!",
"Wow it`s definitely Friday- the gym is completely empty! What to do? I`d like to play the wii but I guess I`ll vacuum",
"lol I hear you, I think I watched about 2 - 3 different movies, when I should have been getting work done. I`ll ttyl girl",
"TGIF.,..i wish that saying applied to me, but i work Saturdays",
"Aaggh!! My blackberry curve took a gash in the screen the day AFTER we get invisible shields in stock. Well it`ll be a good advertisement",
"being lazy the rain does that to me gym&&tanning is possibe, work && a small social gathering around tha corner",
"Hey! So glad it`s Friday but not happy that I just ate a bad apple",
"I`m doing an experiement",
"A rare treat b/c we`re rarely ap and at `em that early! But we may make opening bell at the PDX Farmers Mkt a new goal.",
"_N - me too!! I don`t want to ooze while speaking either! (why do I have lame jokes about wiping social media off my shoe? lol)",
"last day working for Tend",
"Noones talking to me anymore",
"no problem. i wasn`t really sure what i was doing. it was some application on the twibe page.",
"hahaha! Guess you will have to reinforce your skates, haha... Remember who u r my friend, our semi-God with a gluten intolence",
"Is cold Mind you I have been sat outside for 30 mins waiting for a lift. I don`t care how much of a balearic evening it might be!!!",
"Can`t access your site!",
"good morning twiggas and twitches http://bbltwt.com/sciif getcha motivation on",
"Not ah huge fan of getting up in the middle of the night to change peed sheets and underpants.",
"Yum...wish we could be there today. I have a cold and don`t want to infect others...so we will miss our Friday session.",
"yeah mine is stubborn too. you just gotta keep trying until it does, no way around it",
"Playing logical gates games with Charles on : http://tinyurl.com/6jwjmy Charles took less than 5 mn to make a light bulb flicker",
"I`m on mobile web and it won`t let me it looks awesome though....and no one reads my tweets anyway.",
"the day after.... I`m not sick but a little tierd...a bit to much to drink, but I had fun!",
"So... Inconclusive. There`s still a chance i`ll need surgery. I see the doctor again in 3 weeks for more x-rays.",
"ahh seen a few of those drop, but I just tossed them thinking it was a once only turn in",
"You don`t get them anymore?",
"Urm, ouch, that sucks. You need crutches? What happened? I hope you get/feel better soonest!",
"Waitin for the man to get home so he can take me out !!!! been waitin 4 hours",
"What a gorgeous day!! And I`m going to be stuck in a lab for the next 9 hours or so",
"voting for you Hope you are voting for me I am now a white blank with my name mr Twitter and Funniset",
"http://twitpic.com/67swx - i wish i was calling you but i can`t from Malta",
"Up a little.. Good luck to tam and robert who each have 25% of me. Cant text at the table",
"This is the earliest I`ve been up for ages! Body is crying to go back to sleep... Must resist! A shower should do the trick",
"DUDE WHAT? I WANNNNAAAA GOOOOOO",
"UGH... I am soooo drag assing today but on a brighter note I got my G1 update & it is the biznesssss!",
"_collins I`m not sure I understand how this twitter thing works...",
"A mocha at 12:30am? My, you�re brave",
"still got one more year with t-mo tho I might just get a new bb curve. Not too concerned abt apps. Batt life is important",
"my day is going way too fast",
"im disgusted as well and baron, spelling lessons homie!! haha it`s 'effort' and 'team' r u shwasty? shloshed? i love you",
"Goin 2 eat some SMACKS 4 breakfast then getting started on my day- catch ya on the flipside- I really wish I cud go mobile-dang Bahrain",
"U no that little prob with ur twitter that happen @ that old pep resteraunt! mayb this will help u fix it",
"- halla!!! doing ok- got a cold but trying to ignore it how about you?",
"Arrrr better half made me brekkie in bed. Weather not 2 gud in Black Country 2day but we won`t let it put the dampers on our planned bbq",
"I don`t know, I noticed that happens to me sometimes too.",
"awww poor jayk. :[ try to make the drive fun.and eat something soon!have a great show tonight i wish i could go,i live too far",
"Aw, Kaelah I feel so bad for you. This sounds serious? Please get better soon. I admire you for still working hard and stuff.",
"re: the job ... still waiting my friend. Thanks for asking * I just need a little ... ;) * ? http://blip.fm/~5jehr",
"nope i cant figure out how to get the updates on my blackberry. . . i need to go running too",
"Please everyone to vote for me to become the next Maxim Coors Caddy girl...only takes a few minutes http://tinyurl.com/dloeyu",
"Sinse i had dis thing..not 1 reply not 1 message. Nuffin! pshh who cares..i know im special X",
"_Kay Morning! Hows your day. Hope you`re not another lying in the sun",
"oh dear! gareths b-day 2moro all my girlfriends are abroad lucky niamh is coming home 2moro poor gareth has 2 listen 2 me talk all day",
"thanks for wishing me luck a couple of weeks ago on getting into a higher choir, but i didn`t make it",
"gotta shower then go apply for more jobs hopefully no creepy old men will be working again today *shudder*",
"omg yes!!!!!!! but I have to get ready for work early tonight I have payroll distribution duty",
"Off to bed - I have a hot date with Sudoku and maybe a chapter or two reading if I can stay awake that long. Have a great night tweeps!",
"ooo Growl and Yummy time coming soon for you too huh oh yeah, I have been hunting for a combo tshirt, think I can find one? NO",
"I don`t think I can bear such cuteness this early in the day! Kudos to Fair Empress",
"Time to add some more RFID-ed object to send messages to Twitter everytime I use them - 2 more coffee cups, Armani Code, Pantone 109 mug",
"I know, but I`m on Rogers and I`m pretty sure they don`t have the same agreement with Twitter.",
"_ci Im not reasonable... It`s 1:35am now and gotta wake up early tomorrow on my first day of holidays! have a great evening!",
"I saw that you were calling but cannot answer as I`m in the second hour of a phone convo with my mom and she won`t stop talking",
"#Volvicchallenge Tesco dropped off my 14 bottles today Props for doing so on a Bank Holiday",
"really has anyone got through to the finals yet? yeah was it i was stuck in class for most of it loveyoufletch xxxx",
"ops that lol wasnt supposed to got to twitter",
"Good morning from RSA Twitterverse!! Please send me some happy vibes & cheerfulness today I`m feeling a little sad",
"_NJ Oh! I`m only in my 7 I just joined Twitter a few days ago....",
"today is maintenance day for me, my flat and my blog...yeahhhh a lot of little works",
"FYI no internets until THURSTAG!!!! after saturday i have a feeling i will become 800x more productive during those days.",
"not in this part of Surrey either, feeling quite a bit nippy I must say. Afternoon to you",
"trying to decide what to do tonight. Study Chem or write the night away. The night`s still young, perhaps I`ll do both",
"love you loads hun ) hot weather gutted i aint with you now chillaxing but we got tomoz xxxx",
"haha I really don`t but I`m going to this workshop at school next week. Are you going? Plus my car is broken right now",
"Not at the moment, well i cant find it yet! LOL",
"I`m making a logo on photoshop & it didn`t work out.. hehe.. try again lah..",
"Why am I still away at 4am? Cos I don`t have school tomorrow, that`s why.",
"yea. I was off today luv. I shudve told u. anything exciting happen yet. And I saw u last night",
"today we say goodbye to the second good friend in a week from dmp but at least the sun is shinning and I`m definately NOT working this pm",
"would have been better, IMO, if it let you play through all 3 songs provided. I just start to 'get it' and it blacks out.",
":] Today is a bank holiday so not many places will be open until tomorrow. Welcome back!",
"I have to call stevie to reschedule!! I won a competition yesterday to the launch of sims 3 at Luna park, same day at 6pm",
"O and i have to wear a **** jacket today cos i didnt notice a mark on my shirt...",
"cause i wasn`t there!",
"GoodMorning. My Father`s going balistic, and I`d say more but I`d rather not get beat, so Have a Good Day, and please text me",
"has gone through about 6 tea bags , call me obbsessed , i say thirsty",
"all cash and looking for trades...can`t find any",
"Awake. Suprisingly. Couldn`t get to sleep last night so gave up and pulled an all-nighter. How are you?",
"_Chip That`s right! I totally forgot. Might not be till August, though Have a great summer!!",
"Getting ready for work... think I`m catching a cold yay!! Now I gotta pull a 9 hour shift... holla at ya sometime tomorrow.. peace",
"Is youtube not working properly for anyone else? I can`t watch videos because they keep failing to load",
"Don`t have time to chat (sorry girls Miss y`all!), but we have a new lawnmower... yeah, that was today`s highlight. Tomorrow is...",
"i want some grape soda, jack fowers` fault. also, i wish i could see you play are your uk gigs sold out? please reply!!!!!!!!",
"I`m definitely make-up challenged. So, curling lashes and `tined` moisturiser? Does this tip come with a glossary?",
"WOOHOO!!! My broom isnt up to standards....there is no seatbelt on mine....*whispers* I like the Swiffer...",
"My phone works! Its whack. Well good morning. Gonna go eat breakfast with neil before school starts",
"Morning twitties! Heading to college, just back from the docs, god I`m hungry streching my ears again today! 10mm ;) payday I love you!",
"_angel I cant i dont have mms but i will waer it nexxt time i see you",
"What happened to the warm? I will commence pouting until it returns READYSETGO",
"trying to NOT fall asleep while doing ancient assignment. Drinking some water with ice and lime! yum",
"nope..not drunk..sometimes I think maybe I should..then maybe Twitter would make sense, ya know!"
] | 667 |
Epicfail and Joseph in class... Very long liao | [
" Trickery? No, just exasperation at seeing **** Pride hijacked by a politics bigger and uglier then anything it`s meant for",
"is tired if ppl **** talking",
" sorry to hear your news",
"im so tired &i miss dionee already.",
"Yea baby!! Im gonna miss you so much",
"is back home now gonna miss every one",
"_richards sorry to be the bearer of bad news.",
"Is on break...I`m so tired",
"i feel very ill. i think im dehydrated",
" Aww Yeah I feel you. I know its hard.",
" saw the deforestation.so not surprised of bad back but moan back at you.lol",
" Poor dear. Your fellow **** mavens have been there. What gym do you belong to? PEAC?",
"i hate having the same hair for too long. i think i want super looong hair now",
"Just lost my internet signal how will life go on",
" Ah, sorry to hear your trip was canceled",
"can`t stop playing Fallout 3! This game is addictive like crack!! It`s bad when you dream that your repairing guns in your sleep"
] | [
"Oh, are we pushing the #GQMF trend tonight? Awesome. (I am woefully behind on my ontd_startrek reading )",
"Working on my resume while listening to the rain and enjoying a Circus Boy",
"that is truly impressive. Can`t come close to that. Takes the argument over whether web needs subs to a new level though",
"says livejournal is being a bee-eye-tee-see-hedge. Dum dee dum, ok back to work!",
"Good Grief! I can`t say much, I was driving home from Martin through IKE last fall. Be interesting to hear what he says!",
"I gave you a big mention on The GodTalk Radio show last night....last segment of the first hour. Podcast format avail soon",
"& more #<3criminy cuteness! http://tinyurl.com/cd8yab #sinfest",
"Today is my last official day of Uni! No more balancing uni work with music!!!! Til october atleast",
"Heart To Heart Mom To Mom Open Talk Mom http://bit.ly/kn3Mp",
"What about APE and server-side javascript with #mootools ? http://tinyurl.com/odqwgh (via )",
"Way too many people indeed... I only recognize the Chinese guy... LOL",
"lol we are going to place called frosties its a soft play centre it knackers them lol, then i get peace for the gym lol",
"went twitter crazy! last nigh :p well thats what happens when u got nothin ta do at 2 o`clock in da mornin",
"The most epic weekend I`ve had in atleast a year. Night cap with _matthes and . 2 hours of sleep in 3 days! Goodnight",
"Me + court =",
"....yup stil at work",
"Hi tweete, surprised to see everyone still up...maybe it`s the full moon",
"pfft, cydia apps ftw, code on the phone, make, reload springboard",
"up and listening to The Monsters.",
"Ordering pizzas, watching Diggnation, trying out Tweetdeck. All is good",
"Waiting for tish to get off. Got to drive my moms CRV to pick her up all my myself and duckie. First time",
"me too! Yay he got in. And the other kid who cries a lot",
"Drink #2: And at 12:45pm when leaving the shops I had a Medium Light Coffee Frappuccino. Nom nom nom",
"last #ff _Diesel _Web_Design",
"We keep very different hours.",
": Started using the branch",
"Nearly finished Angels and Demons, awesome book, feel so lame for only reading it now",
"New comic posted. Introducing 'Joe! - The Mini Strip' http://tinyurl.com/oasxx2 (via ) cute Mother`s day strip!",
"...just waiting to get picked up at the train station by my bro and then off to the gym. Can`t believe I bumped someone last night",
"Going to the gym early trying to get back in shape again. My husb got me a gift cert to swim w/ Dolphins for my BD. Need muscles!",
"I hear it`s a scorcher back home - all we`ve got here are clouds Back in the studio, maybe if we`re lucky we might get 2 songs done 2day!",
"No! I would like this! Yesterday, I talked with Alyso Stoner xD And Benton sent me a private messae and coment me here!",
"grecia! its between mood & party! i wanna see him lol but we are going out fershure.",
"city in a bittt.",
"Well, it was very inspirative day. There`s no room for design in todays schedule, so i`m heading to bed",
"Paul Scanlon sharing from God`s Word this morning, he`s sounding a bit hoarse perhaps a touch of *#cold*? It won`t hold our Pastor back",
"I feel funny. Hmmp, better be an amazing **** day. why not? I LOVE HOW I KNOW SAMMY ROVIN GOT A TEXT ABOUT THIS TWEET <3333",
"new super power camping place -> 24 hr MAC @ Springleaf Tower ...still eating my fries.",
"One interlock down one to go",
"Nope probably revision Hbu? x",
"...love and wanted to share with my followers. feeling inspirational. ive had a long day.",
"ah yes dropping the bear thing it`s such a lovely day here! Very odd for stafford!!",
"These girls make me giggle twinz twinz! Godda hit up the bbq in a few",
"_85 Aaaargh help -it`s a conspiracy LOL! How are you today Lizzi?",
"thanks gail imma try this one day! looks yummy! geezzz. after my siargao trip nlng pla. heheh.",
"Wow. Shabu. And now HIMYM! Really feels comforting",
"Back @ home AGAIN .. bathing kids, ironing clothes for hubby .. nephew`s graduation tonight! I remember when he was 2!",
"Wrapped up some html/java work now spending the night dabbling in some flash intros",
"is off to somewhere.",
"Another HD - my lecturer was gob smacked by how good our presentation was",
", In pre-Twitter days, I`d need to wait for a formal invitation to speak on edu2.0 from #Y4IT",
"Milk, Gran Torino, Bolt, Bride Wars, New In Town (yeah I got through a few...) **** I love longhaul",
"_truong ahhh~~ is hb done or.. cause we are still hoping for an encore of SNSD lol!!!",
"is having awesome fruits and vegetable juice at the opening of Lam`s noodles at 8 #fb http://tinyurl.com/qnjqx2",
"saw a whole lot of your stuff at Africa Joy Casterbridge Farm, White River in Mpumalanga.was quite thrilled to see ur stuff",
"Dad and Mum are heading that way and I normally jump in the middle and thash about a bit while having cat chasing dreams",
"Just found out - http://tinyurl.com/qlrcec - the **** frenchies have set a precedent",
"just finished YSC runthrough for service! It`s gonna be awesome! - http://tweet.sg",
"9. shopping 10. Latte with my sis 11. Friday- Meets at the FAU 12. Fire- Steet- Party 13. slowmotion in the park 13. partying my bday",
"i jus listened 2 `not okay` it`s nice i lik it.. I`ve been thinkin abt thomas throughout e whole song.. luv ya",
"is waiting for the final of shipwrecked to start. goodtimes. <3",
"is happy that tiff can`t drop BIO so she can suffer with me nyayhahahah!",
"cba with exams! 17 left!",
"wow I just had a two hour conversation with someone on omegle. it was amazing",
"from last Montday`s award ceremony http://twitpic.com/4jkvl",
"Esp with Twitter access! the party NEVER stops - even 'at nite' cuz it`s always daylight 'somewhere' around the world!",
"What up ab circle! Anddd It`s still in the box f work",
"But I am on pg 145 of 165, so I`m getting close! *yawn*",
"ConGrats to all Graduates! Such a Beautiful thing & Big Deal! I wish i cudve attended my lil man Ryan Kdg Graduation.. Feel verY Sad!",
"'Hi Im Jonathan from Spotify, 4 just 9.99 a month u cn have unlimited music w/ no interuptions' But I luv r little chats J, dont leave me",
"Congrats Hughesy to you and Holly on the safe arrival of Rafferty David Hughes! Hope all is well xoxo",
"Am trying to get through the pilot of the first season of friday night lights. Oh gosh Pass the tissue...",
"Going to bed. Hung out w. Aaron and Robin then took Aaron to Sunnys.",
"I`m not sure... But, 4719 fans in just a week is a wow to me! I guess they will soon overtake other Malaysian Page to be No.1.",
"Chillin with the roomies. Can`t wait for the zombie CLWN CR. Its gonna be 6-8 weeks",
"super hungry... Dominos or martabak... both tempting and fattening",
"love is like a war,,easy to begin, hard to end..fiuuhh...",
"on the london eye. Awesome but feel a bit sick. Madame Tussaud`s next",
"yus! :3 he was really nice",
"Allianz interview went well, got a rejection from MOD though .... going to be a long weekend as I hear from Allianz on Monday",
"3 live p2v migrates, 5 vmware vsp exams, and a magento config, a quiet weekend at party central",
"Listening to dashboard confessional & counting down the days until the concert on May 16th with",
"okay really really bored. i watched a michael jackson concert from 1992. he`s awesome and his short films r coolio too (:",
"no, dayuuum 5o`clock was better",
"- 05/31 marks the end of our roommate era. And you never made me empanadas again.",
"Hey we were at Tallebudgera Creek at 5pm.....visiting Anita`s special tree........could have almost bumped into you",
"not for too long I hope x",
"I saw amazing heeels. But they were too big",
"Right. But I�m a stickler for correct DPI export and color value I�m going to dig in and find out if this is possible",
"nt online today & mayb whole of next week if u havent voted pls do: http://bit.ly/hHigd",
"Indeed, twitter is where its at mate, its all happening on here. Enjoy. Hope to see you arou.. http://twurl.nl/j4o1xe",
"Arrr. Exam is on next week.. Im dead.. bwahahaha.. I love you btw!!",
"going to EK nao... will meet bloggers there instead of Makati http://plurk.com/p/stnt0",
"Cheifs beat the `Canes 16-8! Top of the table! Wooo! ...and up go the Sky Sport Virtual Rugby points.",
"Licking chocolate crumbs off a Twirl wrapper like Zammo on smack",
"Beers & whiskey = awesomness, work in 8 hours = sourness",
"lolzz @ public script, wait - n- watch",
"_pills we have a punching bag here! but ive never touched it, covered with my brother`s sweat.. but u can use it if u want! hehe",
"awww thanks lol - ermm what happened to the studying !? ha ha",
"a mouth for sure",
"So slpy 2day zzzz",
"getting nails done!!! how relaxing! benji is only 24 hours away!!!!",
"Your Steve Chai sounds awesome. *wishes she had one now* But I`m stuck with: Idon`tknowwhatdamnbrandcoffeethisis",
"http://twitpic.com/66sbz - thats actually adorable! ooh how i miss dude",
"Thanks. End up going to Makino Chaya",
"_au my pleasure... hey it was played at my going away from nz party back in 87 lots so it is burned into my brain",
"there will be a session of #MoMoTLV at #iva09",
"omg!! I`m tweeting sooo late sorry I miss u 2 good times ...NO I didn`t marry him still great friends",
"_i_am_jes YAY! congrats! i`m afraid to check my grades!",
"listening to some music!",
"what`s going on ?",
"Just finished watching 'Marley and Me'",
"#f1 in a few hours guess who is sleepin in the living room",
"Greg:Showing my friends AudioBoo http://audioboo.fm/ Everyone seems 2 love it. Ta for the headzup bro. So need 2 get iPhone. Roll on June",
"aw! I`m gonna miss my old username... nick jonas, shontelle layne, and sean kingston replied to my OLD USERNAME! I`m gonna start all over",
"uff - hard to get going today, up half the night with 6 year old son",
"Separate desks, computers, and sides of the room with short dividers...but, we`re thinking we need them to extend to the ceiling",
"well im gonna go shower now. gotta get rdy 4 movies in a couple hours! byeee ~~ Esther <3 p.s.s i miss u katherine",
": yes she got all lovey with him&he returned the love&1thing led2 another& also wants2 know y ur mad at her",
": yes she got all lovey with him& he returned the love&1thing led2 another& also wants2 know y ur mad at her"
] | 19 |
i`m freezing in math class! | [
" **** i shouldnt have left!",
"ahh! big scary bug flying around my room!!!!!",
" dont worry, i will. i HATE it when nobody comments on my pics",
"Doing my FF later, too busy making up plans for today. Beshie is gonna be in DC June 5-6 for a bball game.",
" well that propels people to change direction. No point wasting your days on something you lost the passion for.",
"will be lonely for 4 days because will be in baguio. http://plurk.com/p/x2apl",
"what the hell am i doing awake this early,",
"Tweeting from the tarmac at Cork Airport. Delayed",
"i know i was wrong. maybe i shouldnt did all of those **** things like that",
"Going off BC is making me break out.",
" you can have the sun too. It all sucks, especially for my pale whiteman skin. I can`t stop sneezing, and I blame you.",
"ahh yes the obligations of a vampire kept me away from twitter.but now i`m back & will try 2 update as much as possible.i lost a donor",
"_X sorry about that.",
" the DS version sucks",
"Done With Exams...Now Focusing on Summer School...DAYUUMM Life`s Hard",
" I am so sorry!! That really sucks"
] | [
"weathers let me down this morning...ugh!...hada gd nite tho!",
"WOw, that`s a lot of work. I hope today is a day off for you. I`m working as usual. But, getting some playtime in too.",
"I want 2 get my nails done today, but according 2 superstition I can`t. Guess I`ll have 2 wait til tomorrow then.. off 2 French!",
"don`t have one yet but hopefully I`ll be ponying up for one soon because this 15' is definitely hitting a wall",
"Just thought about my hubby being deployed n now I got the blues I need a stiff drink but I`m breastfeeding so no booze for me :/ Ugh!!",
"no phone call yet.. 20 minutes until I pluck up the courage. I WISH MY PHONE WOULD RING",
"Java Concurrency in Practice is probably the best Java book I`ve ever bought. There`s a recipe in there for interrupting blocking IO ops",
"yeah mine is stubborn too. you just gotta keep trying until it does, no way around it",
"ready with learnin today!!! .. and now its twilight time",
"I`m going to try & get some sleep. I got work mostly all day & I`m training for bakery also. Glammyyy crocker on deck. Lmao. Text or call",
"Arghhh...my korean dvd can`t see..I need to laugh..",
"3OH!3 - Rich man is amazing, really can`t be bothered for school on Monday",
"school.. i wish it would just end already!",
"Wow Christa, that`s incredibly sweeeet! Me want one 2 !!! If you get a sec, check out my app for merch asst ... I RULE! LOL!!!",
"I just wish would send a bruh a DM `I won`t be on til` so I don`t waste my erection on a bot",
"`m working on a logo on photoshop & it didn`t work out.. hehe.. try again lah..",
"Sitting with sabbeth in first period. buhahaha we are so cool -sabbeth lmao",
"http://twitpic.com/4wppn - This is how wild at down and derby... TRNDS3TRS",
"Screw it I`m going shopping. I`ll be back by like 3 anyway and then I`ll do hard core revision",
"Off to bed - I have a hot date with Sudoku and maybe a chapter or two reading if I can stay awake that long. Have a great night tweeps!",
"I don`t want to quit my job.",
"_prototype09 no where I`m working for a bit up here",
"Enjoying my pathetic tiny music collection, while rearranging my room. Still a little tired from shortening the grass, and that one frog",
"what`s up? what happened? DM me if you need to. TXT on my phone is defunk`d",
"Decided that no matter how good my hair looks curly it doesn`t justify the burn I get from the curler! My hands covered I suck at it!",
"UP isnt im 3-D..",
"I need some free #fieldnotes because I can`t travel to North 3rd Street in Philly to buy my own.",
"Yay playing a show tonight! Boo it`s gonna soggy and I`m at work right before playing",
"is it a worldwide number? caause for some reason my phone wont dial the number",
"lol we are going to place called frosties its a soft play centre it knackers them lol, then i get peace for the gym lol",
"Ooooh Kay! Its time for me to stop twitterin and get going...",
"cant say i havee, im at james` but i did some rs yesterdayy!. im learning my quotess",
"- I think did an amazing presentation about the whole 'keeping review items' and tax thing at BlogHer `08 She`s awesome!",
"**** none. But yea last weekend was crazy, i think i partied to hard, thats why im sic.",
"_kelly Bummed about the maxi dresses! I think they`re so cute for summer but I`m only 5`4'!",
"- touched a real live Cube in Hamilton. Dealership closed - couldn`t sit in it though",
"My heart has been beating irregularly ever since last night. I don`t want to explode or implode",
"Trying my best not to share this lovely head cold",
"Is dreading going to work BUT....its friiiiiday!! whoop!!!",
"No B2G1 for me. Trying to save cash for next month`s vacation.",
"thank you (: cant wait!!!! ummm btw ima crash still sick",
"_Guy Hello - i�m back Hope that happens not occasionally as on wednesday",
"_Marie Wish I could make it too!!! I hate my commute sometimes",
"just cos i dont have an ipod touch yet - doesn`t mean i can`t look at some apps! they`re sooo cool. twittering in school? awesome!",
"Yeah. It totally sucks. I hate not being able to breathe! Thanks for the ff!",
"I have myself barely 4 hrs of sleep and the Lord blessed me with what feels like 8, but it came with a sore throat pumpin out this paper!",
"Google Wave presentation: http://bit.ly/2ehfov I`m not very impressed. It`s nice, but it`s not really for me",
": Very interested. However, low carbs for the next month means no beer for me",
"i wish someone would inspire me with some sexy time right now ugh but thats not gonna happen... ugh",
"yeah I know. I need to get back into twittering. Just haven`t felt it. but yes. Thank god for txtin. I would miss ya more",
"sunnn finnalllyyy!! aint slept :| need some sleep",
"Urghh, I`m gonna do my project now don`t wanna waste valuable weekend time",
"yeah, its still totally in the high 60s here. soooo notlooking forward to aug and sept up here",
"In my case, it`s going to be exams showing me a thing or two. I`m very much hopeful about November `09, though.",
"Hey Luis, thanks! I have Flash and my prof`s code to thank for that. *cough*",
"Ive been up since 530,i hate wen i cant sleep. Garys takn a nap and i mite do the same",
"I`m dragging myself out of the low point. Slowly. And with wine to assist. Prob not v sensible but these lows don`t hit very often.",
"ugh i wish this school year would go faster so i can move on in life",
"That`s what I like to hear. I am unabashedly not cool. That`s what makes me so cool byw #logic",
"Sitting at my desk wishing things were different",
"ok its FF soooo why isn`t anyone following MEEEE??? LOL ughhhh I have some lazy a%# followers they wont even help me out",
"uff - hard to get going today, up half the night with 6 year old son",
"im on twitter mobile... confusin!!!! lol im knda slow",
"ticked off cause i can`t go see 'drag me to hell' with melissa and amber. staying home on a friday night is NOT my thing.",
"Good Morning Every1!!! Its gorgeous out again n im stuck in work Wish i was at home chillin out.. Hopefully tha day goes quick doh !!",
"OMG! i`m almost done with the last block on this quilt! Just a few hours of work left i can`t wait to meet my goal",
"ha english portfolio!!! i finally finshed you annnd you! comm final. youre half done! whoa 6:44am time for sleeps. night",
"I`m at work!!!! Ugghhhhh someone save me now",
"Sure. I`ll try n keep that up! =P You enjoy studying. Cya!",
"_AnGeL84 Awww i hope you feel better love...this weather is crazy...",
"_Willhoit Hoping your A/C is being fixed right now for you!",
"won`t be able to manage 3 nights babe, have lil ones depending on me here!! ****",
"for the most part, not enough space on one drive to properly defrag, nowhere else to put stuff, but yeah, reassembled",
"Wired mag needs to seriously chill out. I just renewed barely 3 months ago, yet they`ve already sent me 5 renewal letters for next year!",
"trying to get used to twitter, i have a cold",
"really... I`m an alumnus, and I don`t know myself! and we didn`t have Macs yet when I was there...",
"thanks i have to finish schoolwork today, no rehearsal tonight though. what ru doing?",
"aww thats wikid, i need to book myne again sooon miss you to lovely!! im off ned some brekkie.. speak soon dudde ****",
"_Jolene Try 90 4 next 3 days! :O Yuk! lol n e thing poppin` @ SN?",
"_1993 Nope not yet Within 10 working days from Thursday. It should be in before 2 weeks Wednesday. It`ll be in before that! I hope",
"Ok, sending me messages asking to set my blog live won`t work (linked to my developing website)! Take a tip from and be patient!",
"I think has found it (http://bit.ly/3pj876 , but I can`t play it",
"My eyes are starting to hurt! It`s getting super late. But I just gotta keep tweeting. Haha! Philippines tour, please, Tom?",
"holiday time | got my grizzly bears cd, bit it wont read | adventures tomorrow | swine flu is scaring me | i still have a cold",
"ehhh no. just a check up. I have a dentist app next week though. getting my molar pulled/root canal.",
"Can`t, did I forget to say that? hahaha I wouldn`t be able to get home.",
"busy working on a new kit... and a couple interviews done...Yea! The weekend! Pray for my Uncle, still young and had a massive stroke!!",
"_rose Mornin` ! Missed dance time, so I guess I will have to dance extra hard tomorrow...",
"Morning all. It`s Monday. Sigh. Trying to have a positive outlook on the day, but it`s being difficult already.",
"I don`t know what im doing :S",
"Haih.. Cannot sleep lar..",
"it`s like the library equivalent of 'it`s 5 o`clock somewhere.' someone else in on the ref desk somewhere",
"ACK! Ghost Whisperer isn`t on! **** network`s lucky they gave me Walk The Line in place of it...f*ckas. JP is hawt. :0)",
"4th time in 1 month that i`m spending time , for a broken airco this time.... sigh, great with this weekends weather",
"how sad. last entrance 2cal academy of science was at 4pm. and it was zipcode free day too.",
"http://tinyurl.com/64ozr7 :: from Ate Kaila Ocampo of the.rainbowholic.me&&eerie-silence.net",
"Bike trail - 1, Miss J - 0, two front teeth - 1 1/2.. Hopefully! Vacations suck!",
"http://twitpic.com/4wuaq - another prof pic.",
"This really sucks, I`m supposed to be home in a couple of days and I`m not I hate borders and visa`s.",
"I need a hug cuz these garbage truck men keep driving next to me whistling and Im working too hard 2 graduate...",
"Aw, Kaelah I feel so bad for you. This sounds serious? Please get better soon. I admire you for still working hard and stuff.",
"oh my god!!! i cried so much!!! watch this guys from BGT http://bit.ly/5t5Xz",
"farrrrr . pdhpe assignment due next week and have english homework !",
"Totally broke is right. I have to wait till Monday to get paid though! BOOHOO!",
"It`s a Peter & Gordon morning -> And I, go to pieces and I wanna hide / Go to pieces and I almost die / Ever... ? http://blip.fm/~5yk38",
"I really haven`t got the hang of these hash tags have I?",
"Boo well its good fun tho.. sucks if u cant get cards.. I finished 10th in last nights #tpt I took out LOL",
"Sitting waiting for an exam to start",
"I hate doing em, but get dragged here by ... at least it`s a beautiful day",
"_M didnt get it clear",
"what`s going on ?",
"wow officially i have no life this month! LOL my friends dont believe me when i say they need to BOOK IN ADVANCE!",
"_A4L Hey Anne! I stayed up 2 try 2 arrange 4 some NYC Archies 2 get tix 2 the concert. Logged off @ 2.30 but only fell asleep @ 5am",
"is back to revision. Bye bye Hannah <3",
"14 dayssss ahhhh super excited `they`re telling me that my heart wont beat again` JLS were awesome yesterday (:",
"got an awesome hair cut todayyyy it looks so hottt haha doing homework",
"oo. and studied today outside after having a ben+jerry`s.. wearing a sundress, hopefully didn`t get an awkward tan line.. haha!",
"wonders why her Karma points turned into 0.00. http://plurk.com/p/wxj54",
"wow that`s quite a long time for studying Good luck with the job hunting though.Yes also a Mac user (iMac) this side hehe",
"@ poll : was trying to get it to work in a powerpoint to no avail."
] | 1,000 |
This is what I had to endure to get prizes of to my lucky winners http://twitpic.com/669nm | [
"Lost at bowling again why do i suck",
"Every time it rains, I see at least 1 ambulance",
"oops just unfollowed everyone! anywayz, will build my Twitter Empire.... again....",
"My Twitteeeerrr babiieshow Ive missed you I hate this whole not having a phone thng",
"bored bored bored. nothing to do today besides work at 5",
"is not liking the online livebox right now. Internet is dead.",
"Hanging out with sam, billy, and veronica. not going to school tomorrow to take sam to body shops. Dang car accidents",
" she forgot her words and then started crying and she stopped singing but then carried on and then cried again so she stopped",
"oh i hate friday evening.",
" Yep, finished, chocked full of spelling and grammatical errors, but I`m cleaning it up tomorrow and popping it up hehe",
"Can`t beat all time low.. (: I soooooo want to go to Metro Station.. Your cheap shots wont be able to break bones",
"wants New Moon. AHH Im going crazy.",
"dog just farted so bad.....",
"ugh gone through 2 new phones and now my screen is black, which means no texting",
"on my way to my dad`s with my sistas.. r.i.p. Deb..",
"Trying Resco MobileForms Toolkit and sample. Trial messages ruin everything, the sample has bugs, it`s running slow. Poor 1st impression."
] | [
"Morning twitties! Heading to college, just back from the docs, god I`m hungry streching my ears again today! 10mm ;) payday I love you!",
"Congrats! I cuss like that in a matter of minutes, But didn`t know until now there is a reward for it.",
"_04071991 haaa awesome! i remember my brother got given woody, and i got upset cause i got buzz but then i got both of them lmfao",
"I don`t wanna be single the rest of my life",
"sitting on chloes little trike thingo its a girraffe ill most probobly get yelled at with in the next minute or so! ohhh well",
"Boo for being at work during #beatwittyparty but at least you`re still here!",
"Haha...ooh it was gorgeous wasn`****!! And a whole weekend more to follow!! Ouch...i had blisters from my shoes yesterday",
"Trying my best not to share this lovely head cold",
"hav a pork scratching",
"Good Luck!!! keep rockin!",
"Ouch. Realising how sheltered my upbringing was.",
"So I really need to put the laptop down & start getting ready for shindig...But I`ve missed my TwitterLoves all day",
"I can`t make it. My manager switched my schedule so I`m closing",
"thanx peeps 4 following me",
"http://twitpic.com/4uyn9 - I NEED THIS. RIGHT NOW. THIS IS ABSOLUTELY MINDDDD BLOWING I love this. So much!",
"_hime I played up until the latter parts of the voodoo village part co-op until I lost my usual partner",
"_98 ****, that`s my favorite part...lol...ok, i`ll just keep in stock alot then",
"I`ve made a game for you, Stephen- http://tinyurl.com/ctw4ld - well, actually it`s for us, not you",
"_brads i`ve finished lol",
"i really need to earn money... so that i can watch the PCD concert",
"i am letting you read this.......",
"so I`ve organised a day of indulgence & luxury for her. A pamper day fingers crossed she likes the surprise..",
"He`s a mess. But iLove him",
"http://twitpic.com/4jam0 - Ohhh, how lovely! I`m glad that you had a great time there.",
"aww im ok been stuck on a coach coming back from nans today and its been lovely sunshine too ****",
"lmao i get that alot haha",
"aw anytime, boo. I realized that all I need to have some fun are you guys. We should change our pics to the poofy hair ones!",
"Kewl, I only got my iPhone and gotta hope it lasts all weekend Only got a shuffle, might bring that anyways... See ya 8am!",
"congrats mollie! just wish i could have got some tickets",
"I can only promise about 150 or so.",
"_NigerianBoi thanks JT i also enjoyed it i will. r u following me? ill follow u back",
"I have an awesome picture of happy pint, but it`s not sending",
"your vid wont play x",
"I know told you, and it tells you last tweets and all. Just can`t get it to play music. Have it set, but it won`t play",
"57 days till my 18th B-day",
"YAY jack won. but downer i`ve just remembered its friday meaning i have work tomorrow",
"What r u stressin` bout mare?",
"Ugh, looks like you`ll have some work to do . Good luck",
"thanks, i feel a lot better now.. but it hurt like hell!!! good luck with the lousy student writing.",
"it`s because you`re popular",
"http://twitpic.com/4wkym - Looks Yummy...I can haz smal pies pleess??",
"aww...you`re such a softy...I can only imagine you a mess of tears at your own wedding...you won`t even be able to talk",
"that`s because of all the stuff that was stolen while you were gone...",
"show was amazing. so cold out now hope I can give victoria my card and get my dvds back ;) ha",
"thanks for following! pretty complicated id you have there lol",
"BTW, Happy Star Wars Day... May the Fourth be with you! ROFLMAO...yes, I know I`m a total dork.",
"OMG!! that is tragic!",
"rmbr the time when we torned for the night in sentosa? I was the only one who didnt have to spit out the ' 3 unknown facts' abt myself",
"YAY! Thanks for the #followfriday. #FAILFriday is still winning, though.",
", - muji yipee. is anybody coming here? i can send them over hahaha. but can somebody bring JT`s BSG disks? haha",
"girl you know beauty has a price",
"still got one more year with t-mo tho I might just get a new bb curve. Not too concerned abt apps. Batt life is important",
"i always have 2 do xtra cleaning b4 leaving... so now were on da road on 2 springhill suites, then cafe 360, yum!",
"_another_1 yeh I can`t even imagine.... good luck to them",
"i was think of something with a better view, but i am on a tight budget.",
"Special chocr makin rounds @ Gourds show",
"I`ll oscillate from one to the other.",
"Five o`clock can`t come any faster",
"Always thinking about to look for a good place to appericiate everyone who supports me on every site I joined",
"_ENVY how come you dont think you did good?!",
"having a reli gd holiday .. buh now have to revise x",
"Yes I know as my school reports would say `must do much better` Ah well, just in time huh http://myloc.me/tHq",
"GAH! I have the headache from hell. Reminds me what my lovely wife goes through all too often",
"oh naw; ill always be dha same cece, but when chanqes are needed ill make them",
"_Union don`t let anyone run you away from anything",
"how very rude fof them, you poor girl i hope you recovered from that awful site",
"At Bidor with eating Wantan mee n drinkin Cham Ping.",
"y�n t�m, sang n?m s? th?y **** m?c Tr?n tinh twitter tr? l?i L� Th�ng , Th?ch Sanh nh? l�m quiz m� c??i ???c c�ng ch�a",
"what? you thought I did it all for mom of the year award? nope, tad bit more selfish than that:",
"Let the Right One In? Aparently Drag Me to Hell also has some horrible cat nastiness",
"Just amazes the heck out of me still....this 'internet thing'",
"Oh, that`s bringing back fond memories... I WANT to, but I can`t leave the kittens! (I sent you another pic of Balloon)",
"Oh no, hubs is so sick! I hope I don`t catch it",
"i`m looking forward to the joy of the f1.... hoping its another disaterous race for ferrari and button gets another well deserved win",
"My phone is so stubborn!! You`d think it had my genes or something!!",
"... like you`re stuff! Strange voicemails! http://bit.ly/yKxms",
"oh poor you atleast get paid for staying back or?",
"Ahhh My Satz blend didn`t save",
"LOL, very true. I`ve been keeping an eye out for that - they arent very tech savvy so I`ve been alright thus far",
"You win ... SIGH Rakeem",
"Guess I`d better look out for a new best friend once those VIP tickets have been used! You won`t want me anymore!",
"I was born there",
"Lucky u Im stuck in the rain...",
"no I want too, but a couple of people said it wasnt good",
"hahahah lols you have fun with that aye i had the div too ) the experience but i love my spongebob ) (L)",
"I have to go to work now.",
"My eyes are starting to hurt! It`s getting super late. But I just gotta keep tweeting. Haha! Philippines tour, please, Tom?",
"i beat aye to the music hall. babyy, im like the cinnamon that beat the apple to the apple jacks.",
"I`m getting back into again",
"strange, that is exactly the chapter god laid on my heart to read in The Message yeaterday morning...He works in mysterious ways",
"now i`m in hmv",
"_keepsitreal haha awe. Well right now, I could be at home but I have to be here. It`s horrible Lol",
"It`ll be worth the wait, I`m busting a gut here.",
"gots my beathing suit that i ordered from victoia`s secret. but i have to exchange the bottoms, so i have to wait another 2 weeks",
"My 100th post- dedicated to Sarah,sunny weather,and my love for that Snakes On A Plane (Bring It) song that should have died already.",
"well I hovered over the button LOL NOT - sleep well Tiff and you are welcome",
"http://twitpic.com/4jccd - and also these hi top Reeboks. cause i can",
"_zwitschert There`s supposed to be a <3 at the end of my last tweet but I guess twitter ate it",
"causee not everyone can pass the challenge test duh",
"_UK I`ll hopefully get a chance to play it tomorrow. Hope it`s good otherwise I`ve wasted so many points",
"thanks for having me! i had a great time too",
"im home! videoke at Funtime.. yey! got loads of tickets! nyahahaha!",
"hello i am ur biggest fan, and i rly carnt w8 till new moon comes out! good luck 2 u nd all the cast filming ****",
"Crisis averted! Phew! On a different note, and ....you guys are making me so proud! tear! wish i could have joined",
"omg having so much fun watcing house bunny, courto isa a ledge for sending me link <3",
"i`m also on plurk try it",
"Its so nice i ahd to work today",
"My car is home. Yay! $613.22 Boo! I`m paying my mom in installments. I gave her $200 today. I so need to win the lottery. :\\",
"awww, that sucks But they`re so awesome when you get one, all squeeky and happy. I only have one left now though",
"most likelyy. Just need to save the money and practice my **** off.",
"yeeeeah . . . and it was in into too seen Empire top 100 computer games? http://www.empireonline.com/100greatestgames/",
"I ate Something I don`t know what it is... Why do I keep Telling things about food",
"Did some REAL window shopping and i found so many things i want that just happen to be over a hundred dollars.",
"u mean VIP this time ? coz of the KBS thingy ? haha..",
"eating halls cuz i have a sour throte",
"dude, i pestered army personnel at Mumbai airport to let me hold it so much that they had to *request* me to leave",
"i know i`m changin it again",
"http://bit.ly/NYhMZ Dionusia made me do it",
"Fun is being had.",
"Whew.... finally home after putting in some hours in the lab. Watching Catch Me if You Can and eating cheese and grapes. Good night"
] | 400 |
Nic has no idea what he`s going to do! money is all gone! | [
"Bad day, just got worse...",
"Going to bed watching a bit of qi. Wake up tomorrow to face the start of my last summer in bath. Bit gutted atm to be home",
" dont make me sad... i do agree tho it does need some more of SA`s magical lyrics",
" caught tweets on it and got home in time for the last 5 mins of the ITV2 show!! #bgt Out tonight too so will miss it again",
" don`t think i can take a needle. watched a horribly gory short film on drugs a few months ago. i`m scarred for life.",
"Ugh, I`m definitely going to be sick. It`s coming and it`s going to suck.",
"How did I give birth to a SCREAMER?? I hate screaming children!! I guess I hate screaming children besides my own, now.",
" Me and Wendy are going after all. Wish you were!!!",
"I need to get away. I wish I had money to go travel for a bit. I miss my east coast friends.",
" Isnt it only like 3 episodes though? Sad",
"Twitter`s being lame and won`t post my twitpic of Gucci and I",
" sorry but I`m not impressed in the slightest b/c u don`t eat ****..more like saddened and confused",
"is incredibly worried about Stanley...",
"Back in lancaster bored already, can`t wait to start work! Missing hel!",
" Oh no matey, did you get ill? It would be a bit mean of Suzi to be calling you chicken scabs if you`re not!",
"Checking out Twitter Trying to find people I know....Unfortunately no one I know uses this website"
] | [
"ITS A BANK HOLIDAY STUPID!! wait, they don`t have bank holidays in America... Okay keep on celebreting",
"lol after this weekend yea ur right text me cause im goin to 3rd and they dont have computers there bye bye",
"Enjoy your day too! Prob see u up top of Glyders. No pint for me, gotta drive straight back as we`ve got Dog stuff to do Sunday",
"where are the good music and lyrics?! it seems like humans have lost their ability to understand whats good and whats bad.",
"_Coppinger nope day off sleep time ha",
"Site of our first date - Macri`s Deli - closed. Lunching at favorite local Greek spot - The Trojan Horse - instead.",
"Aw yes we had it out for weeks got asked to return it in end! I wish they had just bought it for me! never mind ??",
"*fretful look* Okay. But I think it`s mumbling something. It`s a bit muffled under the hat but it sounds like 'I need Lactose'.",
"What the hell Ross?! Where is Hugh Laurie! He was supposed to be on tonights show",
"_Griffin I spent yesterday nursing one of those, only replace Vodka with wine, and Japanese with posh dinner!",
"? what is this? is everyone abandoning me? ;-)",
"one hour till I go home and commence pouting because no Bahama trip for me",
"_carter Hey Brian Littrell is there!! He doesnt really like this kinda pages rigth? kisses! I loev you guys!",
"No problem. At least look on the floor. We won`t see the banana skin in our brains ... I step on it once, almost got killed",
"little beetle not feeling any love Searches are bring up zilch, bar 2 peeps that appear funny !!!",
"Either way, that`s unfortunate to hear Thanks you both for the head`s up.",
"This is a joke surely? http://prune.it/WEAt",
"Playing Monopoly Jr. with the lil one.. Cheating isn`t as much fun when the other person has absolutely no idea",
"well u weren`t around 2 twit",
"am chillaxin after a busy BankHoliday, Hope everbody had a gd wkend! Holiday in 12 days!!! ****",
"are you all going without me",
"Thank you I`d share my sundae with you but it`s really late and _crane says we shouldn`t tell people where we are",
"Gonna miss you Nanna & Bampa, She going to the lake disdrict ): Omg !! got disney channel. Miss you baby matt Love you x Will do mitchel",
"I gave up cable in these tough economic times. it was either cable or shoes, and you know what cable lost",
"OMG Poor Eppy! I hope she is ok. That is so scary and wow I can`t believe no one noticed.",
"Aw, sorry E. :/ I hope it looks up for you (lame ear) And there`s always next year! ****. Lamer ear :/ Fail. Uhh..Love ya E!",
"I am so full. No more food tonight... I don`t want no cake and ice cream at this party.",
"_crumbles all the best for art attack. thanks 4d follow",
"silly wendy. You know I don`t speak French just a few more hours to study before this ride begins!",
"Brought back memories mentioning the mixer~of being pushed into Angels desk,with full glass of beer,not my fault,desk F`d",
"_stack8 mady were did u go? truck did u run away?",
"Doctor then work. Hope you **** have fun at the conditions show without me",
"two hours till our offer on the house expires no word yet! Come on people, sell us your house!!!!!!!!!!! #Parker #Colorado",
"then he has gone down in my estimation",
"house probably resembling your kind of heaven no? maybe Ciaran`s angels have moved in with you, hence inability to locate!",
"_wi_no_name nope! the printer in the library didn`t work, ill have to pass it in monday",
"shall bring his own glass to work from tonight, no more `half half` hor!!",
"Wife & I split duties tonight.Wife headed to OSU for daughter`s ath trng rcption. I`m at son #1`s school paper banquet.Can`t make both.",
"Thought you was one of the best on Heroes, pitty they are killing all of the good characters off how do i use this thing!? lol",
"Was going to Grandpa`s place for lunch to celebrate his 88th. Just found out it`s changed to a Chinese buffet Bringing Gas-x!",
"Brownie sundaes at Five and Dumpster. Blood Bros on iTunes. Palm Reader was closed Fun at the 371 anyway.",
"wow, almost got involved in this big fight at school! ah, but anyways text me? going to causin`s house, plus game crazy.",
"Oh I know. For a while they cancelled the 5pm Oxford to Paddington every Friday evening because of staff shortages",
"nah jkin he`s hot! so... bored now",
"I was SUPPOSED to be coming...life got in the way lol give my friends a wild time!!!",
"not cool. Hope you feel better. I went up there for breakfast buy you were gone.",
"where r all the 5am tweets from people...oh that`s right...they opened the #houseofrock last night so they`re still in bed",
"#BGT Quite an awkward moment, poor girl I hope she doesn`t loose it again.",
"aww thats wikid, i need to book myne again sooon miss you to lovely!! im off ned some brekkie.. speak soon dudde ****",
"Video a challenge when shot in not-so-scenic conference room with no mic, but thank you Loved your Grant Park house & DOGS!!!",
"Haven`t used twitter in awhile. BGT!! DRAWING!! SUMMER!! FINALS",
"if someone had`ve told me things would get this hard..i would never have done it",
"Not at prom. Ha! Chinese, iced chai, and some old school pokemon. Good night",
"Good night everyone...... Time to go mimmiz......",
"shopping with tonight, cant wait! Lucky **** has already finished work im stuck here forever!",
"nothing to do on a friday night",
"done with facebook. off to jamlegend",
"Last two and know they are going to be weepies",
"Yes, that would be pretty creepy. I think its all a bit more innocent than that, I think he just wants to sell some icecream",
"**** M-Audio IE-30s! I just remembered how much I <3 u & now the right earbud has ceased functioning My Shure`s r 2 bright w/ lame bass.",
"I`ve just realised. I won`t be able to talk to any of you crazy cats on Sunday. Is sad now.",
"I know, the suns not even up and ive been up for an hr. Tossa decided to sleep ON my side and cold nose me.",
"I`m going to bed ....it`s weird the 1st time in a long time.. He didn`t call and say goodnight ... Ima lil curious",
"yeah, not meant to be",
"N now the end to another wise great nite! Excuse me while I dream a little dream",
"garcia bend- learned that lesson last night! I thought i was gonna throw up! Got our tix for fashion show at end of mo.",
"'We did it we did it oh yea yea yea no eating here tonite woo eating here tonight no no no eating here tonite you on a diet' finding nemo",
"missing him so much. why does he have to work can`t he just spend time with me and get paid for that lol",
"Woohoo! Procrastinating doing any work by going out to lunch! Have to wait for my sister now though dang it",
"Thank you so much Me neitherrrr!",
"Finally it`s Friday! Things are going to be so different starting next week...my house will be empty!",
"hahaha probably not sorry. We`ve got some things to do around the house...and then we have to go to Jared`s parents house",
"OMG Ur alive!!! LOL 2day has gone sooo slow I`m going insane Grrr You doing anything tonight?",
"got a sniffle, got the kids and hubby just left to work in Sydney for the weekend, boo hoo",
"who can do it like we? Noboddddyyyy",
"wo coffiees to go pleaz!!",
"it`s been hectiv runny around after the women but goof just making them both a surprise now",
"baby I`m in maryland I`m NOT gonna make it BUT I will see ur sexy **** next sat in camden VIP....come early n hang!!!!!",
"I empathise luvvie, I dont personally understand a grown mans need to dress in tartan in search for a little white ball",
"_carter http://twitpic.com/3mdce - ONE ROAD, WHERE IS THE DESTINATION?",
"http://twitpic.com/4jhp8 - Waitin on them 2 tell me what`s the plan",
"no the love of my life is. so i guess now im definately shooting for good",
"Warren has just died.. hannah has been killed.. and I`m gutted!!! I love warren (even if he is nasty!!)",
"is putting on her 'suit' (&dont mean jeans&T)&Heading over 2 T-town 2 deal w/ family emergency PLEZ PRAY 4Us BE back by 630P God willing!",
"Done with HW...gonna read a bit then pass out. Got a cool week to look forward too in between all the mayhem",
"types too fast for her own good. and has been craving pizza for 2+ wks. GAH i hate not having a job i want pizza! lmaoz why me?!",
". Well gotdamn girl!!! I dont know what else!!!! I`m sleepy again! Grrr",
"Going home.. no meeting today",
"Going out to eat with my entourage, probably to Fat E`s since they`re closing tomorrow! watching a movie with Jimmy tonight, text me....",
"OFF TOPIC: missed both motorcades. The secret service tricked us all. #bush #clinton",
"Now to go home and cry",
"Yo, what happened to my invite?",
"omg...did I just see a tweet from Miss Bonnie??? amazing...my phone died yesterday...and oster has alltel I miss you",
"Ohh Emmm Geee. Souvlaki from Dimitris...I wanna go homeeee LOL",
"Gooood party last night (: Although I am extremely tired now. xD Off to bed to lounge around watch tv and sleep all day",
"ahh naa i dont like rain nm really friend is comin over then goin 2 my grans",
"Just got to the gym but w/no energy",
"almost done with my first day at the spa...I missed this place! Then headed to Fort Collins to close down casa de kent",
"Bass drum heads breaking equals bust. Who needs tickets for May 15th? You?",
"Actually, I think I`ll be more upset if I lost my data for Cake Mania 3. I was pretty far into the game",
"aw. nick got his heart broken. poor baby. i love you!",
"_lantos Jeff can`t Forcast tonight. He says Saturday he`s good at 8:30 your time. If,you know� you don`t have A LIFE on Saturdays.",
"I know I have no clean clothes either. And the washer`s in the kitchen **** you #kitchenfire",
"go to vegas, but don`t spend all ur money!!!!",
"I guess it wasn`t meant for me to change it",
"Is ahhh, ching chong wing wong ping pong ding dong!",
"i blame you all! got it??? good :p she better be in good condition 2! <33 night",
"Fashion Show is done & only one slip...now cooking & having a glass of wine or two",
"12seconds - Friday Night Update: has left the city. http://tiny12.tv/I3KS8",
"at the #manics gig. Toasting your speedy recovery - sorry you can`t be here",
"Battery is going to die!",
"AC is broke at the house. waiting to get an estimate on timeframe to repair. on the bright side, gonna join CoLab this week.",
"I`m a genius put rug in washing machine, left folding door half open, machine moved now door won`t close or open. shaking head.",
"@_supernatural_ http://twitpic.com/4w8cw - Mishaaaaaaaa!!!",
"Ok- I guess it`s time to throw in the towel and head to work",
"baha, i`m gonna have to find some! i dont think we took any D: but i`m gonna find some!",
"lol. No new diet plan...ran late for wrk so didn`t hav a chance to make lunch. I ate a lot when I got hm!",
"Whew, the first night and day of summer were.....very sad But, I have Jess`s grad party to go to tonight!!!",
"No dice...I searched it in the 'Help' area...just a problem some people have. It would have been hot...oh well",
"fell asleep with techno songs on shuffle. Loud. Its been on for hours. Im too lazy to go turn it off. He has like 800"
] | 411 |
Unanticipated thunderstorm quashed camping trip | [
"Finally sunny days and I`m too sick to go outside and play.",
"Getting bored sitting at the hotel room the entire day",
"Back from LAAANDAN. Miss it already check out my new giant purple bow and gold wing necklace. I <3 TD http://tinyurl.com/m5y2mw",
"CRYING CUZ PEOPLE WONT FOLLOW ME!!!!!!!",
" Sorry I can not reach either URL",
"**** night. want john where is he?",
"Oh fml its probs gunna be at shepards bush i hate it there",
"Working at hop city. Gotta miss baseball",
" Alas, the best I can offer is a small pony and a rowing boat",
"upset.. friday night crying!",
" your **** miss you!!!!",
"going to my bff`s. haha. but thats in like 2 hourssss sooooo...calllll me. actually darn, i have hw",
"I guess you`re not talking about Orlando Magic ! There was nothing magical about it",
"Oops, forgot we are having a barbecue at work today! I didn`t need to pack a lunch after all",
" i`m still thinking about that *FKC* meal I missed yesterday",
" thats it, rub it in that ur seeing morrissey! il just go and cry in the corner x"
] | [
"Pizza parties went well, but still invisible I might as well be out with a bag over my head. Whatever!",
"A rare treat b/c we`re rarely ap and at `em that early! But we may make opening bell at the PDX Farmers Mkt a new goal.",
"Agreed...this time of the year we should change the motto to 'The Soggy State'...my backyard looks like a swimming pool",
"#pens...steigy...no politics hun...the obamas are not watching hockey",
"Forgot to set the alarm for a 6am ride Hope I can get in a few easy miles after work. Tomorrow: racin` the Gap!",
"What a gorgeous day!! And I`m going to be stuck in a lab for the next 9 hours or so",
"It`s a windy and rainy day",
"I go to 'User Experience Roundtable Hamburg - Detlev Fischer on Accessibility, BITV Test' https://www.xing.com/events/333622 Don`t miss!",
"Good mornin & no u tol twitter LOL but I knew & called u yesterday 2 see if u were okay but no answer how r u feelin babe?",
"ran over a worm skating... poor wormie. but glad to be back.",
"-- 5/31 marks the end of our roommate era. And you never made wontons for me again.",
"put ad on craigslist/Quebec 4 tan salad plates with bird drawings can only do 1 area @ time. I still need 3 more. Got 2 at my Tuesday AM",
"What the hell Ross?! Where is Hugh Laurie! He was supposed to be on tonights show",
"anyways have a severe headache ryt now! i jst love dis cup of tea i made me self!! its makin the headache go away",
"Hehe, funny (the midget thing) ! Cheer up Alex, and wave from below Is it that you are in Germany right now? .. or in Spain? ;D",
"super late for work, and got an earful from the PSYCHOPATH. GRRRR! Day, please get better",
"_a The rocky kind! With little rockpools & octopi & shells & stuff. Now I want to be at the beach. Its the perfect overcast day.",
"Missed all your tweets again Joe, **** that time difference!!! (UK) Dont 4get about your fave supporters in the UK!!! ****",
"Still working on music grades...outside on the deck...sun is behind a big gray cloud",
"Baby baby, it`s gonna be all right when I`m by your side and the whole world turns against you... I ? it when my Ipod randoms BSB songs",
"Walking the puppies downtown. Also, mystery of missing cat solved: he locked himself in basement for nearly two days.",
"On the way back to dublin Omg didnt hit the bed until 530 so i am so sleepy but once again on the road back to good ole dublin :-p ...",
"I mailed for some help, you got reply right now from him, I didn`t get, which should probly mean I won`t get it",
"there was like no1 there n tha DJ comp was hella wack... no gud DJs but got in free so its all gud",
"Hey nawwwww pity no show no more lol great while it lasted though aye (robluketic live > http://ustre.am/2w5v)",
"had a thrilling time with DAS joyride roadtrip! nice driving Pai and Paulo. http://plurk.com/p/rrg18",
"so haven`t seen any videos the last few days hope everything is ok...",
"UGH! Poor Beautiful Girl. Went in for new tires and inspection sticker. Now there`s a $590 repair and still no tires.",
"sad day. I was lucky enough to realize it before I got out of the parking lot.",
"arg..tried one pic, but she moved so i failed to save it...then they never showed her feet again but they were purty!",
"kids b`day party/picnic in canazarro park. The other half `hurts` today",
"This weekend is completely different from last weekend.",
"No more tickets for today. Having dinner with Mimcy after work, then we head home. Then again, she might get a call",
"not good you`re not comin close to where i love on tour",
"I`m not either. We should have went out *snicker* Although I am enjoying listening to RR and my beer",
"the downside of getting TDL 3 days early is that i won`t have time to read it til next week anyway! but still, hurrah *clutches it close*",
"@_supernatural_ http://twitpic.com/4w8cw - Mishaaaaaaaa!!!",
"Is at work.... boo! The Pin-Ups will be playing at Uncommon Ground Wednesday night at 9 p.m.! (1401 W. Devon Ave., Chicago 60660",
"Thank goodness for starbucks iced coffee...I was feeling so sluggish today, I think its this awful LA weather",
"might have to go back much earlier than expected. bye bye bay area",
"_peter let`s smoke and watched dazed and confused. that`s a perfect pizza movie too",
"Good Morning! 'RETURN TO WILLEN ISLAND - Spring has most definitely sprung' ... http://bit.ly/EyRtT ... enjoy",
"Just woke up & can`t go back to sleep. Had a txt from the bff sayin if you`re up call me, sounds important but that was 4 hours ago",
"aww... sorry for both of you. May the LORD give you strength and rest today!",
"im not at litle oven tonight",
"that was so much fun! the banana dessert alone is worth the trip to austin! we`ll be back soon",
"Yay! The playdate is back on but my van`s transmission is dead",
"ah! NFG were super amazing! Jordan is `pretty legit`!! Can`t stay longer 2 meet everyone cuz we hv 3 hour drive home!",
"_Thrifty eBay 10 mile rule not working for me. Too many pairs of leather trousers being sold in Aberdeen. Will try next week.",
"LOL! I liked the log ride reference, but all I think about when I think of that ride is how wet you get",
"Mom asking if I`m feeling better after dargah visit. Dad swears he sees +ve 'change'. I am amused. But yeah, still depressed",
"_o uh, could you come visit austin before you make your gigantic moving decision? it`s closer to st louis than portland.",
"Anytime! I`m off ~ I can`t match your stamina... my nice, warm, comfy bed is calling (screaming) my name...lol Night Ninja!",
"Finally got my lil monster off my hands so I could run errands and now I gotta do them in the rain!!!",
"_Morden ..be at richard`s. if not then i`ll see you when you/we get back good luck!",
"there are # days of summervac & school comes along just 2 end it & the annual problem of r generation is finding a good way 2 spend it!!",
"I`m so glad my concert is still a week away...I`m getting so sick and I need the time to recover!! My lungs hurt so bad right now",
"Man with a kickin` top hat just left. Invited me to blues jams session put on by street musicians. HarpmanHatter.",
"Is off today and gonna go shopping!! T-minus 22 days til CUUUBA!!",
"_gaba haha I think we should let the topic drop now. a quick poll would settle the matter if you don`t believe me",
"_Chip That`s right! I totally forgot. Might not be till August, though Have a great summer!!",
"Has lost his vocie and Adele is laughing at me LOL and still wondering why I`m in college on me week off",
"Hey Nia! I used to be the PD at Hot 102.9 in Dayton. I met you in Cincinnati at the Wiz Christmas party. Hope all is well!",
"Homey missed da bus.",
"aw her latest ' selenagomezLast day of shooting... Goodbye Canada. '",
"def cheese and onion however after being back in the states for 4 months, finding a bag of salt&vinegar...they tasted GREAT!",
"_ i missed you. today was the greatest day ever. im burnt and **** lmfao. but it will be a nice tan. 11 rides in 6 hrs! <3",
"SCREAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAM - never freu you zu fr�h",
"hahaha. I`m driving, so I leave roundabouts when I wake up tomorrow. Arrive proximately 5 hrs from then. See ya tmw!",
"well - that blows. Sorry to cut it short. It wont work for me. I didnt get to say bye..so goodnight guys - thx for watching! Love u guys",
"just spent all day putting up a trampoline but is now too tired to use it... it is very cool though!!",
"_benson It`s raining where I am. I wish it wasn`t.",
"Wow the vicodin must have worked I over slept... Better get updating BJADAY.com or I will not have a job",
"No running for the past couple of days due to bad knee Still, Guitar Hero Metallica arrived and has kept me amused...Time to ROCK!!!",
"It was indeed a lovely evening. Over far too quickly I got home at 1115 in the end. Coffee in bed this morning",
"thanks and ill cross my fingers for you, that the rain will stop",
"have a good time!! Sadly that means I`m probably gonna have rain",
"Wish we had a garden so we could have a bbq tonight... might set up a lounge bbq type thing, that`ll work. #fridayfirehazzard",
"LOVES that lubbock is wet..its about time..no more strip runs",
"I`d rather be at #BEATweetup. Instead, I`m taking my cue from and shutting down. reprezent-zent!",
"'Can`t a Stevie wonder?' gabe just called me sleepypants gaby.",
"In 1 horse town + 2 blown out car speakers =",
"that`s not good to hear! i hope everything is fine..i will keep you & your family in prayer! I LOVE YOU ISABELA URIBE",
"_Sanderson What`s with Twatter lately? Either I can`t get on or the replies don`t turn up!",
"last day of volleyball miss everyone already. Oh well, banquet on 10th hopefully everyones gonna be there",
"wishes it wasn`t a bank holiday so he could be on the radio this afternoon... but at least he has another week to come up with some ideas",
"Ha! Did she find out? The only thing Google came up with was some database acronym and 'dibbs' on the front seat aka shotgun",
"Miles from you I`m in Essex so give me plenty of warning so I can arrive in time to get at least one of those free beers.",
"'you said 'darling what happened? did I fall asleep, and you carry me home? Cuz I know I wasn`t here'' Goodnight twitterererers",
"Went shopping for sports tour yesterday with Garley... very very very funny!! Now I need some brunch And a shower.",
"Aarg, looks like I have to go home to Vegas this weekend. So much for Maker Faire",
"havent been on here in ages sorry twitter.. tweetdeck is broken",
"Lucky u Im stuck in the rain...",
"Just found out my contact form was being dubbed Spam and wasn`t forwarding properly. When checked, I had no legit contacts anyway. Double",
"Hey #YEG !!!!! Anyone goin to the Edmonton Energy game and wanna do some live updates? PLEASE!!!! They dont post live scores",
"Is cold Mind you I have been sat outside for 30 mins waiting for a lift. I don`t care how much of a balearic evening it might be!!!",
"Yay playing a show tonight! Boo it`s gonna soggy and I`m at work right before playing",
"Morning world. Hello Bank Holiday! Cold and grey and rainy here. Feel like colouring thanks to so might do that this am",
"1 week before the palm pre comes out and my centro dies. I have a temp phone but my contacts aren`t transfered yet. #sadpanda #fb",
"A hungry fool. Ill probably never see that Krispy Kreme again. Had to enjoy it. They closing down",
"Good lord, man. I recommend the Dark & Stormy at Casablanca.",
", Decaf? I can do some teas late but never coffee- Id fly around the room. Justin Timberlake hosted. FUNNY sketch w/ Samberg",
"great reason!! : 'I`ll be there : 'trying to find an excuse to go to LA for 5/22 show ... ? http://blip.fm/~5z0dc",
"I saw the best 1980s back combed poofy bangs this morning on a 30yo... 8 in high. By the time I turned around she was gone... no picture",
"_ I`m good thanks! Did you have a good drive? Careful with your blackberry, we don`t want you getting screamed at",
"_Mom Emailed you - it`ll be on the porch anytime. If you come tomorrow, we`ll have to miss you! Don`t worry about knocking!",
"- touched a real live Cube in Hamilton. Dealership closed - couldn`t sit in it though",
"omg!! I`m tweeting sooo late sorry I miss u 2 good times ...NO I didn`t marry him still great friends",
"Played ball at the park, coached a youngster on fundamentals.. Goin home to steak and lobster.. Word up",
"Back from the gym, just checkin` email. Gonna go watch an old movie or something. It`s a little cool out to sit outside and read!",
"well u weren`t around 2 twit",
"Okay gots to go and now for the first time since it started will miss the Block Party on",
"I saw your tweet minutes before going to lunch. Decided to skip that today. Thanks for saving me the money Speedy recovery!",
"IN $RF .94 - target $5.30. OUT $DNDN @$21.85 near days low",
"phone was acting crazy today so i missed all my tweeties` updates but i fixed it",
"wEe ArR SoWbUr i PrOmIsS. tHe StYoOpId FlYiNg ThInG hAzZuNt KuM OwT aGaNe. iTt Iz hYdInG sUmWaRe aNd LaRfFiNg aTt Us.",
"Circus was fun - I don`t have any hope of getting out of the parking lot - haven`t moved in 10 min",
"Finally home after a night of dinner and drinking with friends. Going to sleep now, hoping the bed doesn`t spin too much.",
"Rice is ready to eat.Off now to watch Comet 2009!The most important music price in germany.Wow n Lisa arrives around 12p.m. Still 2 hours",
"So, #primavera is in Barcelona. In Spain. Surely Ruth Lorenzo must be here, right? BTW Jarvis has a walking stick"
] | 69 |
Omg going to die of swine flu when I go to Melbourne | [
"_Kimbalicious you can have the milk i have, i only have that here to drink i think thats whats making me feel sick",
"_Bee same here : / Coincidently, my friend just cancelled our movie date",
"i think june gloom has arrived",
" Oh, don`t spoil my fun, lol",
" broken I can`t c it",
"This porridge tastes ****! I cba with today man.",
" right.. making compromises is what kills us!",
"it`s friday night. i`m home. no party this weekend",
" Do you have a facebook page? If not I`ll email you pictures of my bangs. If you don`t like them I`ll blame the kitties.",
" I did do that one Twitter while driving, although the iPhone keypad sucks for driving and typing",
" u callin me grimmy",
"_Pritchard how come i dont see more of u? how come i dont see u at all is a better question lol. that needs to change mister! im sad",
"Feeling bad that didnt get to see UP",
"This weather is awful! I just want to curl up and read a book all day",
" too late I`m already on the bus goin home what the he`ll u talkin about drinkin tea????",
"not a very good day at the house"
] | [
"is hanging with Bryant&&Hailee, possibly Lafayette tonight. `nd i don`t know why i keep updating this because i have 0 followers",
"most likelyy. Just need to save the money and practice my **** off.",
"i wish the birthday massacre would come to australia i think they said they`re thinking about it though!!",
"Leaving minneapolis, doing some homework and going to watch my brothers tennis match later",
"I will be ok when I have been to the drs again today and got my essay done x howre you?? x",
"- I`m hoping these pills will do something, cuz I`m gonna go nuts",
"ment to be doing hw but not going to happen!!! Ill pray for tia! Rose is in the shower so sh.. http://bit.ly/VMv6U",
"hi my love! Im ok, just trying to get thru these finals, they`re going to be the DEATH of me. how are you",
"I won`t b hereeeeee. Imma b in georgia and then I`m off to LA. Grrrrrr!",
"You mustv`e read my mind. I WAS going, but now it`s thunderstorming AND I have to pick up the boys from the bus stop",
"Avoided cinder blocks! Safe in NY area.. But Dantas and porky upset beavs gone",
"Oh, today my friend goes to USA! , I�m going to miss her so much! , have a great time darling",
"didn`t know you were on twitter! Coming to the show tomorrow?? Lorraine can`t make it",
"better get to sleep, dodger game/mothers day 2maro ewl i have to wake up at 8!",
"12seconds - Friday Night Update: has left the city. http://tiny12.tv/I3KS8",
"sleep....good night tweeties!!! down to OC tomorrow. I hope and pray that Rachyl gets better SOON!!!",
"awesome..am headin there that nite after my grad dinner c u then boi! hehe",
"zoombezi bay was soooo fun!! buuuut my legs are soooooo sunburnt",
"fey slays it in #30rock but title of that film sounds bad #Inbruges is a funny indie little euro city hitman gone bad tale!",
"one hour till I go home and commence pouting because no Bahama trip for me",
"Hi Bruce I am trying to eat healthy! It`s kinda scary when I read 'Eat this Not that' maggots and rat hair in our food",
"'might be interested' - thanks, I was: I came, I saw, I winced.. too much like Flatland http://bit.ly/12f0y",
"Chillin with the roomies. Can`t wait for the zombie CLWN CR. Its gonna be 6-8 weeks",
"The tree-lined avenue,begins to fade from view,drowning past regrets, in tea and cigarettes,but I cant seem to forget,when you came along",
"http://twitpic.com/4jeij - New forest hoping the walk would lose me some pounds",
"going to eat rice and fried chicken from sederhana the padang restaurant! yummy!",
"school then game oh joy totally not lookin forward to this day",
"oh and yes (Y) metros, but I dont think I will be drinking, I think I mite have work the nextday",
"No... have to go on cruches next 2 weeks",
"don`t you just love the 'butteflies in your stomach' feeling? ano man yun, kaya mo yan.",
"Yah, they have footlong sausage too mah. But Halal place..piggy sausages are bigger",
"macs ftw btw. .just because.. and if you`re still using the grandaddy pc`s you lost at life.. jp (..not really..)",
"Your schmoo is moving? Are you sad?",
"Kiran, Sorry about ur bad land`g: Hope ur neck feels better. At least, u didn`t break it like JD. Btw, ur in fine shape.",
"going to take my sociology exam and back to bed",
"ill be alright but the whip may not",
"Alright gang. Gotta go park with family for an hour. Back then Mwahs to yu if you head to bed before then",
"AWWWE! I live in Van, would`ve been so great to see you but have a great flight!",
"_lottie Not one of my favourite pastimes This weekend is a long weekend here so Monday I`m off to an Ice Show w/ the G/daughter ;)",
"Okay, so now I want to scream....Idk why this one doc has done this to me 3 days this week!!!!RRRRR.",
"FANTASTIC IDEA.. you the man! but I`ll end up all lonely when the tourist goes home",
"go to mid valley la **** haha! never mind la, i don`t wanna go with you anyways",
"gooooonight twitter...... i hope im better tomorrow",
"i have the biggest headache right now, i washed my hair wif mum`s shampoo and now it`s gross i like my shampoo way better",
"@ metro with achan",
"awwww bew! you wont be here at all this summer?",
"have you seen who`s knocked you off top spot on wefollow for #perth?",
"Is it true that you love brazil more than australia nitey",
"i think 90% of the irish population of manchester have come to my house today yet none of them are the 1 person i want to see",
"On my way to see diplo with my girl kathryn at smartbar!",
"Haha same!!! But its gonna be awhile til it comes to sweden i think...",
"On the way to my aunty`s",
"I go to 'User Experience Roundtable Hamburg - Detlev Fischer on Accessibility, BITV Test' https://www.xing.com/events/333622 Don`t miss!",
"@_finn_ Except I dropped him on my break and now he`s got a ding in his side. At least it wasn`t the screen.",
"gets to get up at 8am tommorow to collect money for Relay for Life! Yay Me! I do not want to get up",
"ha! lemme know what you find (tho I suspect it will be a lot of complaints). Have a peaceful night my friend",
"14 dayssss ahhhh super excited `they`re telling me that my heart wont beat again` JLS were awesome yesterday (:",
"i want 2 but i dinna hink it`ll get shown in elgin n got nae1 2 go with(n)",
"I just managed to stab a piece of bhuja (hot, of course) into the roof of my mouth. Blood everywhere - well, at least in my mouth.",
"FATTY! omg i just found the worst **** out and idk what to do i need to talk to you!! hopefully i see you when you get off work.",
"Can`t sleep rite now because of havin` so much tea!!! 2nite I`ve just failed the test of my Lpi course Next week i`ll make it better!",
"Hee Hee! I only holiday in the gutter, try to get there once a week at least! Welcome! lol ****",
"ahhh bank holiday slept late now going to dinner in my sisters whos a real 'monica' hahah and im late il get cold dinner now",
"can`t chat with since i have to go to school now http://tinyurl.com/mf88dz",
"So much for having a fun day off at the Brewer game... at home, sick",
"(RE:'your joint w/ is crazy!!') Thx Hey Trax heard a 49er rear ended you??",
"Bai KT and I have decided that at my Disney wedding we will have a parade and a mushroom trampoline float that KT and Bai will jump on",
"everything is good except that neck shot and Steve`s back of the head shot!",
"I`ll keep that in mind if I decide to add an LA leg to my westt coast stint in June",
"LOL. About to leave.",
"yeah... it`s gonna be a long while for me.",
"saw a Costa in St Pancras, but didnt have much time to have a drink over there. next time, i`ll try",
"got a surprising and sad news on a Friday (clue:effect of global financial crisis) http://plurk.com/p/x2vyi",
"have to avoid the burning desire to say I already have one no, no room for piglets, just enough room for chucks",
", a 74 is not 'quite alright'! on the plus side, I ate cinnamin toast crunch for breakfast, and am now eating strawberries.",
"boooo on life decisions....bottle of wine be my lucky eight ball tonight",
"lol we are going to place called frosties its a soft play centre it knackers them lol, then i get peace for the gym lol",
"hahah me too!! Except for when Haley gets hit by a car but yay Leyton!",
"Fab, eh? Feel free to come along for some pre-ep 4 chat and drinks over at Luigi`s - http://www.luigis.org.uk tomorrow!",
"Should not drink cheap wine",
"No dice...I searched it in the 'Help' area...just a problem some people have. It would have been hot...oh well",
"I was going to go on Sunday, but now I`ve got too much going on that weekend",
"Ahhhhhh I got stitches I seriously cant wait to go to the beach! SUMMER HURRY UP!!!!!!",
"So slpy 2day zzzz",
"think yourself lucky! I also broke all my fingers at school when a window sash broke with my fingers like pancakes on the sill",
"_Live That`s what I want. More the better. Bound to be a few bad eggs though, but they will soon learn.",
"Watched The Rescuers Down Under with Dru and ate Mickey d`s. This is how Disney sequels *should* be done",
"_Walker21 sadly no, I`ll be going to the killumbus show. I really want to but no one wants to drive me there",
"Rain finally arriving, drat. Guess this means we`ll have to picnic in the living room instead of at WolfTrap tonite.",
"Yessum. We`ll see how this year goes... maybe I can head back in Oct, when the rates go down. I wanted to go for my bday",
"i dont want you to go to india",
"BARA, ****, CLOSETS, ADVENTURE. AGGGHHHH ENOUGH! Muak mcm baby Gary ku sudah",
"TGIF but its so rainy and blah outside! I need sun Trying to figure out what to do tonight, I want to go to Prov to the Hookah bar.",
"Back from AOT last lec.. Alot of question marks on my head.. But thank God for all the tips.. Should be able to pull tru",
"i think iv hurt my tooth and eilish and cassie are having a drawing competiton to draw cookies and pineapples haha :L .",
"Next song to be axed by me Ombra mai f� -� Largo � H�ndel",
"and jarita i`m going home now and i`m with two hot guys drool.",
"is about to make a nice cup of tea and pop some benadryl...long day...stay positive twitterbugs...goodnight!",
"ohh kayy fasho if u go tonight have fun for me",
"*fretful look* Okay. But I think it`s mumbling something. It`s a bit muffled under the hat but it sounds like 'I need Lactose'.",
"I wanna go to DBSK oppa`s Mirotic Concert in Thailand!!! I REALLY WANNA GO SO MUCHHHHH... *burst into tears*",
"My ear are popping.",
"SCREAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAM - never freu you zu fr�h",
"_l unfortunately not.my work ties me down 4 the whole summer.but if there`s a eu-tour this fall,I`ll be there! I want a rebound",
"Sunburned from Venice and watching Fred Claus....Such excitement!!",
": You must rest, don`t work hard How abt Cr-chan ?",
"ummm not with me?",
"Oh, okay. Every so often I get this random taste of blood in my mouth that makes me go 'eww, blood'. Haha.",
"bahaha, BOF? you`ve gotta get a life... although i can`t say much with my obsession with miley cyrus.. I`VE gotta get a life",
"being lazy the rain does that to me gym&&tanning is possibe, work && a small social gathering around tha corner",
"junk food and movies in a tshirt and sweats.... the only way tonight would be better is if I had someone to hang with",
"Inshalla! Devo I wont be at the Astor tonight",
"Friday yay!! And a bonus, don`t have to drive to Wales tonight. Athough will miss kitten cuddles and going for a ride",
"says alright, alright... I`m going already. Sheesh, well better be off early than late. http://plurk.com/p/rpbd5",
"a bacon roll and a tea and the (hack)day is your friend #openhacklondon",
"I need a hug cuz these garbage truck men keep driving next to me whistling and Im working too hard 2 graduate...",
"That`s exactly why I prefer to give money and play outside the house. Stupid Internet connection always ruining my instances!!!! #wow",
"everything is good except that neck shot and Steve`s back of the head shots!",
"such beautiful weather.. .why are u sick, baby ? @ tanapolis",
"Of course. I`d send it to you, but I don`t think it would survive the trip."
] | 330 |
Suddenly I remember all the memories with him ohhh please | [
"I�m JBobsessed xD I miss them soooooo much! They should have a live web cast on bookface ? EVERY thursday xD",
" awww. If I coukd send it from my phone I would. What kind of flair would you like?",
"home alone and no one left me any gummy bears",
"going to bed cant take thiss any longeerr maan. [U]",
" Just bad day. T_____T Gyah. No car, baby-client is teething and miserable, I forgot to pack a lunch, and I has to get a new car.",
"I`m so depressed right now. IDK...",
"Just wrote lyrics to my new song exciting!I slept on a full stomach again it`s the worst feeling waking up and still feeling full euggh",
"Laying in the bed boreddddd looking through old cookbooks for new recipes",
" it`s really gutwrenching. So sad",
" I missed them at Red Rocks. Sad couple of days.",
"Going to buffalo wild wings to meet up with my best friends I haven`t seen in forever! Too bad I can`t eat the food",
"The weather is gross outside. It puts me in a bad mood.",
"The lab informs me the logic board is dead as well. It is farking expensive to replace. I don`t know what to do. #MyPowerBookG4RIP",
" Yeah they are! So stop making fun of me! I gotta get new ones",
"****, we have some kind of bugs in our house. And we dont know why or what it is",
"At work... What a miserable day"
] | [
"you cooould say that",
"Cleaning out my room and found this... http://yfrog.com/0t2b6j she took me to 2w2v and insisted on paying for my ticket.",
"So much happier, despite my looming departure",
"Listening to some nice music.. I think I should go to bed now so I get nice and rested but i`ll miss Russel Brand`s Ponderland",
"well uhm i guess u pretty do now dont u? lol but it still sounded good",
"http://twitpic.com/4jkvh - I wasn`t bored really.. my redd converse. I love converse.",
"You`re welcome! It`s been a wonderful day How about you? Stayin outta trouble or should I be ready to crash a party? LOL",
"Yep, one of those nights again.",
"The movie was AWESOME, I wish I could re-load my pistols like Agent 0 did, but I do not want to be him I think I will be Gambit",
"we got Watts, Chingo Bling, The Chile.. can`t do this thang without BGeezy, we need u on the show! http://bit.ly/12R3c3",
"Omg Wango Tango was **** AWSOME! I love my baby for taking me",
"http://twitpic.com/67gwh - bwahahahahahahaha nice! I want a doggy",
"Wow Christa, that`s incredibly sweeeet! Me want one 2 !!! If you get a sec, check out my app for merch asst ... I RULE! LOL!!!",
"ooh thats an early start ive got bed planned for that time..ha..LoveYouJonesy ****",
"aaah k..am like a fan incarnated,so kinda like a mutant. till date, Ghalib has never *yet* left my questions unanswered",
"and we`re back in buisiness",
"Hope you`ll be able to join us for future editions",
"GAWD!. If only that dream actually happened last night....",
"that David -- nice to know he feels so comfortable 'twitting' or 'tweeting' us. I have a feeling he misses home.",
"I agree. I danced with my dad to 'Kind & Generous' at my wedding. HUGE fan.",
"o/*\\o (high five) to all of our fans! It`s finally here! I`ll write up a fancy news post shortly, wanted to get the mod itself out ASAP",
"Morning twitts heading home had a great sleep over w. my bf Tennille!",
"Hey boys, do you wanna see my teeth? (**** it, twitter don�t wanna change my picture)",
"Hey wow cheers for the insight ppl looks FUN oh im just stunned..it`s AWEOMSE!!! (robluketic live > http://ustre.am/2w5v)",
"_ i know ! my BG looks emo now .! lol",
"HEY, BABEE. ) LOVE YOOOOUUU. >< RP time.",
"- for all dad is doing like this to his son/daughter love",
"he`s back! meeting him in 40 mins",
"ur there when I`m not lol",
"house probably resembling your kind of heaven no? maybe Ciaran`s angels have moved in with you, hence inability to locate!",
"seriously. increasingly good nights. stoked on life! couldn`t be happier #goodnight",
"Actually there was this other guy I thought I didn`t know but turns out I DID know from a previous party...",
"Hi Donnie today i want 2 hear from u that u guys r going to reschedule NC so i dont have 2 b bummed anymore",
"Wondering why I`m awake at 7am,writing a new song,plotting my evil secret plots muahahaha...oh **** it,not secret anymore",
"safer to say that your cube is now a sphere ... but roll with it buddy ... it is an awesome time ... esp the 1st one",
"you are amazing as alice, as if she was made for you. Thank you for everything! I now have a face for the character",
"missed interview on NPR, ironic because listened to NPR all day on long **** car trip, watching Needle now, looks good",
"I feel you I have a third eye right now and right before I go see foreign boys",
"thinks something and okay, goodluck ako. http://plurk.com/p/x2bnl",
"Getting ready to go to #Brighton to find myself a new suit from #GreshamBlake - Sunday = me time",
"mitchell i tryed to add you on xbox live lastnight during when i was in your live show, but your friends list is full",
"Listening to my favourite song... ALLAH KE BANDE HASDE",
"Just woke from the longest sleep in months-so nice! Now to get some work done so i`m prepped for next wk & free for K coming home tonight",
"****...Ive gotten so much packed up already lmao, well little **** anyway. Either way, I have a good start",
"I missed u. Stop defending urself. Your true fans are with u U`re the best. And for me u didn`t change. -Ur biggest french fan!",
"_x i was listening to that earlier and the other day, i was planning something with my friends and i said that. they were ...",
"@_chloe yes! it`s on youtube its from may 7th, and it made me feel 100x better. it`s halarious.",
"You can`t take this feeling away from me<3. going to lay down & watch a movie.",
"rmbr the time when we torned for the night in sentosa? I was the only one who didnt have to spit out the ' 3 unknown facts' abt myself",
"I think i need some new friends",
"its cuz you love me. dont make me sad",
"_educator Thanks. Photos look great - I`ll comment them asap",
"yeah and _LilJess_x did only ones that care for me",
"awesome i just ruined all my white clothes i never remember to separate",
"Time to reissue all albums on vinyl! yesss! that would be fab! fab! fab!",
"can`t believe I just drove all the way back to school...whatever HAPPY MOTHER`S DAY: Mommy, Precious, Candis and Granny",
"_benson loved the #MacarAMBER!!!",
"wow, I see a Mr.B obsession in you!!",
"Blue Oyster Cult - I Love The Night *that`s when all my friends are around* ? http://blip.fm/~5jd4b",
"What you said about aj made no sense,hahaha. What were you talking about? And I loved that picture of you and colin!",
"Just spent the last two hours playing L4D with babe Had HELLA fun. I love him <3",
"oh, a really good 1 dude, thx... added",
"why does my body decide NOW is a good time to wake up every morning at 8?! Maybe Dean will wait for me in my dreams...",
"That`s exactly how I feel. I hope you start feeling better soon.",
"Talked with mom. Al sang a song for me again am off to sleep now..",
"would have been better, IMO, if it let you play through all 3 songs provided. I just start to 'get it' and it blacks out.",
"i basically want the world to kno that i have the BEST best friend love her <3",
"is looking at that person from a very different pov. never thought i`d see this day arrive!",
"That`s me on a good day",
"I GOT UR BACK @ BABY!! much love to ya!",
"I need to change my ways, instead of just being weak. I love she`s a great role model",
"I`ve had for a while now, just in case. And yeah, I start work there again tomorrow. Very excited",
"this thing was more fun with my itouch",
"my darling dd says 'my mum is my best friend'... and she told me to tell you all she said that in here too so I did! love ya moo (jd too)",
"Wants to go catch happy hour to get me a strawberry lemonade slush ( put me on them)...but i dont have my car...super",
"Thanks hun, it was great",
"The muse has me gripped firmly by the throat. Really enjoying my writing",
"an oprah guest if ever i saw one http://tinyurl.com/d39x4n",
"_Yogini _My_Soles i am sooo jealous in a good way of course. LC is awesome.",
"instant-messaging with two of my favourite conversation guys",
"Whoa man, now THAT was a great one. I went to Heaven for 5 seconds. U know why lah but pls shhh. LOL. So sorry u weren`t there!",
"Gonna miss you Nanna & Bampa, She going to the lake disdrict ): Omg !! got disney channel. Miss you baby matt Love you x Will do mitchel",
"Happy Mother`s day! Sent msg to mom and got her phone call. I wish one day we can live in the same city so I can take care of her.",
"Just came back (well yesterday) from the Hannah M. movie, I LOVED IT! I went to the highest part of the cinema to dance! BEAUTIFUL SONGS",
"awwww..... thought it`d be a 'yummy' experience. Will try it next time. Kapag magkakasama ulet tayo nila Mapet ;-)",
"Have fun amorsote even tho u forgot my bday",
"early morning~2:30 am~what`s up? I am!~~!!played w/ my babies outside~wow~was in the 80`s~felt great!~~got lonely, misses sissy and jess",
"Fallen in love with enter shikari again. Might go for a walk with the lady later. now though",
"Smooches to you as well, have a great day!",
"11:11 I made a wish",
"take it. mmm, definitely.",
"also just spoke to my <3... �tear�",
"um don`t u already have like NINE of my paintings?!?! jk, lemme come finish that 4 u",
"that`s what i was last night",
"Joan is such a legend! I can`t wait for apprentice finale!!! im so addicted i think i need a rehab!! LOL tweet later.. xoxo",
"already missing my biddy bops home at mom`s for the night watching my little bro and getting some rest for my birthday party tomorrow :-D",
"And then you find out today they had there first kiss! }",
"had an amazing time dancing to DJ Dan at Ruby Skye tonight. And I`m still looking for that roommate in SF if you know anybody!",
"and I was just gonna ask you if you wanted to go to CLUB Hidden House on sat night. hehe.",
"I`m all out of life preservers, sorry But if it`s any consolation, you`re in for something really special tomorrow.",
"Thanks! Your name strikes me every time I see it, as a friend of mine uses belofsouthie as her email",
"Home from Chelsea`s Jam sessions = <3 = Chelsea + Abby = I luh you.",
"yay Happy Mothers Day to me Screw burnt breakfast in bed I`ll take some E. (erniehalter live > http://ustre.am/2VkO)",
"_20 I hope he does it soon, and i know i hate fakes",
": Sir ! Everything Will Be Great InShaa`Allah",
"kwl... nm this msn nd homework... but i went 2 c hanna montana hte movie yesterday **** happy mayday btw ****",
"well then you should come, nigguh. Only thing is i may be going to like Phuket or Bali afterwards",
"omg i forgot about that! you lucky thing! hope you have fun!! x",
"Just recollecting my jog this a.m. - almost perfect except unkown type hanging out by my vehicle. Too much mental noise- only 6 mile jog",
"I have no doubt, darlin`! Just wish you could find a boy worthy is all! You`re good people!",
"_laiter we already discussed this today but yeaaaaaah",
"Finally reunited with my Hunny bunny_0802 I have him for a few days b4 he leaves me again for another week away @ work night!",
"Congrats to ALL Graduates! Such a Beautiful thing & Big DEAL! I jus wish i cudve attended My lil man Ryan kdg graduation Feel verY SAD!",
"Almost, almost.. Thanks on the 'good save' Z!",
"I like all the songs I can`t say just one guys! love ya",
"I would appreciate it if you would. I am a big Tim Kaul fan ya know",
"_bexi I totally and completely agree",
"GAH! I got some of your songs off itunes I`m so happy! They`re SO AWESOME!!! keep it up!",
"Chilling feeling really nice..",
"- thanks! it`ll be great ... and even better as soon as I get that wallet in my grubby little hands! lol"
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I think my cheap sunglasses are falling apart. Oh well | [
"sick on wifes bday= double",
"Apperently ea knows my copy of the sims 3 is not legit and is upset",
" why has it been so long since i have talked to you let alone seen you?? it makes me sad",
"gaahhhh! i want my #comet09 stream back...",
"Prom is so over rated!! Irritated... Going to bed goodnight",
"stuck in huge traffic jam",
" Yucky! We had our last soccer game of the season today...tryouts start Friday",
"I think my wireless router is dieing",
" Oh I see who u mean now-tht heltershelter person lol. yer looks scary",
"waiting to go to 4th period to get the final over with. omgg im sooo gonna fail",
" The race was Saturday night. Jimmie didn`t do so great. He`s still in 3rd place",
"@_dritan Dam you, I want an #android, stupid only rogers",
"was laughed at today for being too hopeful with the things...",
" Yea...looks like it is...sorry abt nt gettin in touch..was hectic",
"_1 is leavin bc of racists *starts cryin*",
" ugh! Tis so warm outside too unfair! I want to go read and pack!"
] | [
"_LeAnn if it makes you feel better im studying on a sat night w/o blackberries",
"Sunday morning and i realised im a film snob as it said on MSN entertainment",
"holiday time | got my grizzly bears cd, bit it wont read | adventures tomorrow | swine flu is scaring me | i still have a cold",
"Of the back of their heads http://yfrog.com/0zywwj",
"Once again I am looking for a new beard - it just fell out the window Any bright green ones this time?",
"i wont have time to buy and i need a new binder pa",
"Its a real shame that its not nice and sunny outside, it would of been nice to have another BBQ NVM....",
"http://twitpic.com/4fzo7 - you both have so beatiful eyes i wanna have them",
"Chaz`s Daily Happenings: 22:31 Watching E.R instead of a DVD. End of an era # 11:09 The sun is out. Wooo #.. http://tinyurl.com/lgwrum",
"ROFL Even if I kept insurance and payments under $300, Im still like.. meh. Good thing I applied for a day job pasy $2888mo",
"oh my god!!! i cried so much!!! watch this guys from BGT http://bit.ly/5t5Xz",
"twice in a week Qantas club lounge computers broken #flyertalk",
"Getting one of our field vehicles cleaned. Looks like our action hero governor wants to give me another furlough day. How nice of him",
"needed my semi-**** best friend to go shoe shopping with me tonight. Alas he is nowhere to be found.",
"sad day. I was lucky enough to realize it before I got out of the parking lot.",
"endless streams of tea~~~~... it`s a holiday day here... how do I know? it`s raining",
"I just broke a bottle, I should probably focus on work instead of thinking of more songgoeswrongs",
"the #liesgirlstell and #liesboystell threads show how women and men alike are screwed up and struggle to have real, honest relationships",
"Scrub and moisturize... doesnt even sounds like `showering`... maybe u should be inclined to follow me en. rephael",
"fey slays it in #30rock but title of that film sounds bad #Inbruges is a funny indie little euro city hitman gone bad tale!",
"i blame you all! got it??? good :p she better be in good condition 2! <33 night",
":O Looking through my old stuff and found a record from my old band! Well,a band that I was in for about a month. Ever heard of ?",
"had my last class with Scott and Julie today going to miss them... they bought me a bottle of champagne as a congratulatory gift.",
"i think 30 bucks and i dunno",
"haha well then maybe u shouldn`t be so weak hehe jks ****",
"there`s just no air",
"Handed out evaluation forms to my marketing 1 tutees today, one filled out that I was `aloof & condescending`! The rest love me though",
"Thought I`d check out home, that was 10 minutes ago, downloading update, now home square....that`s why I can`t be bothered with it Sony",
"OMG~ that did not sound right...** U Better B Grinning ** thx",
"most of the time",
"hey plz look > http://www.twitpic.com/5m7vd < what do u think? plz tell me",
"unless absolutely gorgeous I`d rather men stayed covered up! Have seen sights today to put you off your food....... #ukpubs",
"No problem. At least look on the floor. We won`t see the banana skin in our brains ... I step on it once, almost got killed",
"another letter for you - this one car insurance - ouch",
"sad that will have to leave my beautiful apartment",
"_Elaine lol y i see ya twitts all tha time n i didnt get this one till right now lol and u never get mines **** twitta",
"morning about to tackle armhole prob - may have a solution not involving tape, will update you!",
"the suns starting to go in im getting coldddd!",
"I want a new lappy",
"_rocks19 i have to break the twitterparty... im off home soon",
"this will make you feel better. Will down a cocktail or 2 in your honour. Now get retorting http://twitpic.com/4j91r",
"<---My expression watching this again: http://tinyurl.com/eqbwe",
"night out had 2 b put on hold 4 2 weeks coz i was so ill last nite, gutted! still had a nice nite tho but whers the sun gone!",
"http://twitpic.com/4jam0 - better lighting would have enhanced the photo... nice angle though...",
"Got a day of painting",
"_sara I`m sitting in the bus to dublin And listen tokio hotel-reden.And i must laugh.you know why",
"_Coleman Looks a little too 'fried' for me, but you have fun with that, Paul!",
"I really haven`t got the hang of these hash tags have I?",
"_B I don`t know but they aren`t worth it, only 6 people actually showed up lol",
"at Le mont`s door ..it`s closed maybe they are too rich passed pairung as well",
"From Portugal to Derbyshire. At least sun is shining but lawn looks like Percy Thrower is Gardner-in-Residence! Weekend jobs =",
"Halla Miss Haloom .. how are you dear? am doing fine so far but .. eeem worrying about rationale project.. Allah eyaseer inshallah",
"has been told shes not allowed in the sun tomorow! either that or wear sun cream!",
"Very cute - I don`t think I can make it to MakerFaire, sadly",
"home from taking Nick home - a little lighter in pocket after being flashed by a speed camera",
"07 !!! It`s bloody quick,, even my gran could drift it http://twitpic.com/4ja93",
"tiny.cc doesn`t seem to load for me I was thinking on going to the batting cages but apparently you gotta book in adv",
"Bummer... Might not make it to the sunday show, hopefully some sun will shine on this cloudy day",
"not the best way to start your day",
"2moro is the end of my stay to bad shes in NY Then off 2Ft Laud 4a weddin Florida is fun but i miss Home and Spike(car) lol",
"I just managed to stab a piece of bhuja (hot, of course) into the roof of my mouth. Blood everywhere - well, at least in my mouth.",
"Left 'Up' due to out-of-focus projection. Hopefully my complaints to theater management will get it fixed for everyone else still there.",
"Located & ordered a new cooker today. Feel I`ve got a real bargain from http://www.laskys.com �80 cheaper than the place I almost used.",
"Tinkered with open-source Virtualbox &Win7 yet? Would`ve loved to have seen you @ Hay. Always unfortunate timing for students",
"Back from AOT last lec.. Alot of question marks on my head.. But thank God for all the tips.. Should be able to pull tru",
"Experimenting. With puppet again. I think I just wiped my drive on my workstation",
"The morning forcast on the radio was partly to mostly cloudy -yay vog- stay inside and have a HAPPY FRIDAY",
"Lol. She`s offering me a case of guiness! can you one up her? If you buy me two I`ll stay. Let`s start the bidding wars",
"does this mean you`re leaving me?",
"http://twitpic.com/4wc1y - Cracking myself more & more up.. PhootoBoothingisFunForBunny Volumen Eins!",
"Yeah eCpm is going UP and down badly - hope things improve",
"Sweet _b_10 yeah my mate from G-town jus sed Blue Martini is tha spot, so ill check it out. good lookin out",
"_Kay Morning! Hows your day. Hope you`re not another lying in the sun",
"Ah this is getting to me",
"booooo my senior yearbook sucks thanks for the memories bhs -___-",
"haha! thanks, Tiff it went well, but they WORE ME OUT!!! lol. im too old for this ;)",
"http://twitpic.com/4wl7x - Very pretty Janette I have that exact same Hey Monday band! And its on the same arm :O",
"Haha i bet a man did make heels! Im sorry you hurt though. I hope you feel better! ~Livelovesing~",
"http://tinyurl.com/mdr7b4 I just noticed that too",
"Anyone have an extra Keane ticket? I promise to buy you a drink and take rad pics for your FB / Blog / Flickr., etc",
"found a swing set for sale 2 blocks from home, super cheap. I want it 4 my kids but no one is answering the phone # listed",
"My picture won`t update.",
"Try have a read of the Paul Mckenna book I Can Make You Thin, it has some good advice on how bad traditional 'diets' are",
"And it`s such glorious weather too - poor you",
"Trying to get some work done not too happy about work situation",
"Trying to get out to enjoy the weather & train a little... Some minor beer tasting activity took place yesterday with etc",
"awe I am sorry, probably true.",
"this aztec mask is harder then i thought! but u kno what, i think i did a pretty good job for not being an artist",
"aww thats wikid, i need to book myne again sooon miss you to lovely!! im off ned some brekkie.. speak soon dudde ****",
"Coming to the end of my vacation.",
"time to start unfollowing some people, i think",
"What up Lisa, sorta quiet... I`m USA, so gonna crash soon.",
"I`ve knack my iphone, I got melted chocolate into the speaker, I now can`t hear it when it rings",
"http://twitpic.com/4jccd - and also these hi top Reeboks. cause i can",
"http://twitpic.com/4jj43 - Me and Ari",
"One interlock down one to go",
"Comp. Mental Health wouldn`t take me. Samuel Rogers center in the city gave me appt. On June 8th. I have 2 days worth of pills left < ...",
"Kewl, I only got my iPhone and gotta hope it lasts all weekend Only got a shuffle, might bring that anyways... See ya 8am!",
"Awwww poor biggie...he puked on me in the car. Even though I had the air conditioning on FULL blast...I think it was the heat He` ok now",
"wonders why her Karma points turned into 0.00. http://plurk.com/p/wxj54",
"Man with a kickin` top hat just left. Invited me to blues jams session put on by street musicians. HarpmanHatter.",
"just saw an advert for ATTICS TO EDEN on tv out today and only �9.99 from HMV...so I`m not sure why I had to pay �13 at HMV...never mind",
"i dont really know..i saw it on the gadget show about something thatmakes messages easier to find or something thank you",
"to cold for the beach sucky.",
"most likelyy. Just need to save the money and practice my **** off.",
"at work closing files",
"I bought two tops and a scarf yesterday...sister has successfully hijacked them this morning to wear to breakfast (after removing tags)",
"I recommend returning your broken duck toy with the batteis it came with or the person who your giving it to may get mad!! trust me!",
"too early ,,, I`ll spill my corn flakes",
"just tried talking........voice died before end of sentence! Annpyimg thing id, i feel fine!! Another day of not playing the hits",
"oh nos, what happened",
".. so I can only recover 10 photos",
"Whew.... finally home after putting in some hours in the lab. Watching Catch Me if You Can and eating cheese and grapes. Good night",
"_Pase I guess u ain like me den.. My hair cut short.. lol",
"great cant eve locate my phone! there goes 200 down the drain",
"BTW, Happy Star Wars Day... May the Fourth be with you! ROFLMAO...yes, I know I`m a total dork.",
"enjoying the great sunshine.. from indoors.. I don`t feel good today",
"that`s not great guy related??",
"http://twitpic.com/4jcxr - i meann look at what i just found lol",
"hiya! did you get a picture of your converse?? GET YOUR CONVERSE OUT!"
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Slept at my parents the bed was hard as a rock now my back feels like a rock | [
" I need horror to be lovecraftian actually, not enough weird horror movies.",
"but this little boy still makin me work during the storm!!!",
" Hi man, yeah I so wanna go, but I`m on Maui #liloven",
" yeahh idk if i like owen anymore though... i kinda lost respect for him in an episode i recorded...",
"my sensors don`t seem to want to last for more than 3 1/2 days",
"****, hi Facebook ? what`s wrong with you ? can`t add photos",
"Really disappointed I can`t make it to bloomington for launch party tonight if you`re around you should check it out",
"it`s Friday here in Chicago...and I`m stuck @ home AGH I`M BORED!!! grr!",
"is feeling bad just got bad news about my Mum",
"home with chocolate and peanut butter. stupid kids on my bus ruined my yearbook",
" just tried DMing you but it tried to download some strange file so stopped! How come no gmail MaccyM? Missing you SADS!!",
"ok, son in bath, so gonna see if I can find some quick quotes. Gonna miss ya`ll this weekend. I`m already gettin sad",
"i need a jb but i dread the fact that it will have to be retail this summer",
"Hi everybody! Sorry for the long listening. Iwas too busy.",
"why bother at celebs? eh? cause it`s almost like talking to them",
"has applied for OSAP yet again- God, I`m gonna owe major $$$ by the end of my academic career, this just ain`t right!!"
] | [
"so I tried jumping without the trampoline and its like thud* thud* shouldn`t have eaten that cookie. http://myloc.me/1XIz",
".. did you have to bust a cap? tell me you had to bust a cap for Jesus!",
"Whole body is sore from moving hundreds of pieces of luggage last weekend. Guess I should visit the gym more often",
"the washer se chingo ha ha!! I`m busting my grandma lucia waaaaay back in the early 90`s lol",
"just got home and i got to freakkin clen",
"me 10 - 630, andrew 8 - 4. No idea about the rest, I think it was Ben and Princeton which could be fun lol I`m going to be late",
"ooohhh. I understand. I never get sick of her so im on your moms side I guess your dad just likes what he likes....lol",
"Acquiring a CentOS live CD, now where did I put my memory stick, I would like to boot from that. I wonder if I left it at home",
"on my way to get some Maggie Moos Peanut Butter Galaxy, then home! thank god this week is done. 4 meetings in 1 day!!!!",
"mmmmm you have someone on the inside ? or are you being brlliant again",
"had a great session canvassing in the sun... but now is miserable cus i have no1 to go to the pub with",
"don`t worry just sleep.",
"chill its da rihanna bob. If it was 16 in I`d have no problem!!! Lol. R u at school all summer",
"Happy Monday tweeples... hope it wasn`t to hard to get out of bed and back in gear!",
"You cna get em for about �17 but I`ve got one for �27 which is Asus same as lappie",
"Wow, Hugh Jackman TOTALLY bulked up for Wolverine. So so movie...but helloooo nurse! He`s dreeaamy Yup, my crushed spirit is on the mend.",
"goodnight twitterville! really enjoyed pearl harbor. now off to sleep and cuddle with my hot man! i will have good dreams tonight! XOXO",
"The Life Of A College Stay At Home Mom: Delay in the Bash http://bit.ly/CnyhP",
"does it mean you will b going 2 bed earlier on Mondays?",
"hey Chelsea! Is Your Arm hurtig from the vaccines we had todayyy? loveeya",
"Red Rock for lunch with Colin. and couldn`t come. IPA Junior freshly made! Yum yum yum.",
"nuthin much just gettin ready 2 head bk 2 wrk n u???",
"_c re:headaches my wife is in the same situation and has finally decided to go with meds because its just too much",
"Just hit the 3000 word mark for his Geography Notes, and I`m not even doing it for GCSE? Mean while I`ve done a page of history",
"Yay finished my journal. Gonna go sleep now. Church tomorrow. Yay! don`t forget it`s MOTHERS DAY!",
"_Kay Morning! Hows your day. Hope you`re not another lying in the sun",
"in the words of liana corber: Moreover, WIAIH was a humbling experience... i surprisingly had a decent night",
"Morning twitties! Heading to college, just back from the docs, god I`m hungry streching my ears again today! 10mm ;) payday I love you!",
"Shite night, tomorow, I get to hang out with my little brother and neice, should be sufficient enough to change my mood",
"Im so done defending him. Im going to bed and im gonna give my mom a happy mothers day. at least ill try.",
"knackered! been awake since 5 as couldn`t sleep! just started work now. coffee and toast sounds awesome chris has been busy!",
"Passing out early after the river sounds amazing. To my cozy bed with my cozy dogs",
"Very tired from a day of awesomeness and cake Now time for a bit of sleep.",
"_b I met at EPIC - he said you were at SS Coffee... I thought he just meant sitting there drinking a lot of coffee",
"are you having a bad day?",
"Tired from work. I hate closing, eek. But all smiles today. Aloha Kitchen, yum.",
"_jane hope yours will go away quicker than mine (10 weeks now and counting)",
"Finally finished that topic. Quick revision break, then on to How far did Heath change the Conservative party?",
"Noones talking to me anymore",
"rmbr the time when we torned for the night in sentosa? I was the only one who didnt have to spit out the ' 3 unknown facts' abt myself",
"- halla!!! doing ok- got a cold but trying to ignore it how about you?",
"ummm not with me?",
"at work and tired just want to go to bed",
"im slightly over it dont feel like today much at all",
"on another note I totally love this pic of you and your dad....old pic - http://bit.ly/18aEG8",
"Guess what happened to my butt yesterday? Yes - Annas finger came for a visit... and I said nothing about it.",
"heylo johnn (: im a huge fan. hope ur day is awesomee. cuzz im home sick and its kinda less than awesome.. anyways.. PEACE",
"$300 later... I feel so good! But guilty",
"time for bed up in 6 hours",
"_76 haha. weird?!? no sunshine for us",
"Guess I have to go back and scrape out the oven now. Blerg",
"After France I was gonna spend more time in the sun, to overcome my negative reaction to it. Yep, in Netherlands. Good luck to me",
"back in Durango. Chaperoning a party. interesting. catching up on my internet surfing and drinking a woodchuck. ha.",
"Glad to be home I wish I could make feel better",
"karma is a **** ! i just got hung up on lol i`m still a big dawg though",
"I know... Sometimes it`s just letting go of it all for a while that makes the difference, eh?",
"Around better.. How are you ?",
"I hve a fat kink in my neck maybe someone handsome will massage it out later? we`ll see!",
"Lol It`s like you have a cult.. haha",
"My vibe is currently downed. The only thing amusing me is my Joker shirt. *Looks down and pokes shirt* I want a peanut butter sandwich...",
"my head feels sooooooooooo much better",
"_val_4_now not sure what youre talking about...im not on a ferris wheel im on my couch!",
"What`s all your fault?",
"_Shawn when do you go back home? Want to see ya B4 u leave Homie",
"Going to the gym early trying to get back in shape again. My husb got me a gift cert to swim w/ Dolphins for my BD. Need muscles!",
"lemme guess - you ran 5 miles at the gym, and are waking your kids up, and then going to the beach and / or recording studio?",
"i used to live by the ocean, i shoulda gone to the beach more often",
"yep but I`m going better now",
"lol the things u gotta do sometimes man smh lol",
"Morning. I closed out EUR/JPY 132.25 @ 132.00 and place a stop @ 130.55 @ 131.55. That 132.25 was executed while i was asleep",
"Do u mean ur tired because u have 2 go 2 work or u got ur Wii 2 work & now ur tired?",
"_Tech I just woke up a little while ago i did sleep a couple of hours lol i`m wide awake now",
"Learning how to jerk and stanky leg at sunset cliffs. headlights spotlight with colorado and fam",
"home after spending a day catching up with my old pals",
"Just got in a fight and kicked out of the bar. At least I knocked him out. Have a fat lip though. Pulled another number",
"has dislocated her knee *bad/painful times* gas + air and morphine are fun though",
"GAH! I have the headache from hell. Reminds me what my lovely wife goes through all too often",
"dinner was yummy and all... but i`m still super tired after all the things we went through to enroll for college.",
"Great exercise for a Sunday morning: 'stopping the wheel of karma' (R.A.W.) and transforming negativity into love... Life!",
"Think I have sunstroke.",
"what do u do when ur dads losing it mentaly and dosent remeber you",
"it was days yesterday and probably today that I wish I had taken the top off my jeep. I need help haha. IT`S FRICKEN HOT",
"My grandpa just told me he feels useless. I said, 'Papa you`re in your 80`s, you just do what makes you happy', somehow I doubt it helped",
"Writing my Music Lit final paper on Mozart`s Eine kleine nashtmusik. Mom is giving me a hand...and I`m actually having a GREAT time",
"worse case scenario i`ll take tomorrow am off. are you still up or you just woke up?",
"Thought I`d check out home, that was 10 minutes ago, downloading update, now home square....that`s why I can`t be bothered with it Sony",
"now Eating and meeting at the same time sigh well well I want to start work out too but will have to wait move to my new house",
"http://twitpic.com/4wc1y - Cracking myself more & more up.. PhootoBoothingisFunForBunny Volumen Eins!",
"Nope, kicked that habit more then a year ago",
"I WISH I could be in bed by nine once in a while. I never make it in before 3-4 a.m. #sleepdeprived. Doing too much.",
"is snuggled in bed reading",
"think you should catch up on your sleep befor you go back to uni haha goodnight<3",
"Gotta sleep, and then off to work",
"finished work @ midday, had kiddie dinner ... now have no get-up & go ... ah well it`s bank holiday! #fb",
"Headaches suck, especially stress related ones. I used to get those a lot. <3",
"Good morning! Just went to bed it feels and already morning...goes fast! Now i am going to the gym soon. Have a nice day!",
"Whew, the first night and day of summer were.....very sad But, I have Jess`s grad party to go to tonight!!!",
"is bored Riah fell asleep and now I have nothing to do maybe I will go to bed good night",
"ok peeps have good morning I`m going to bed hit me up later",
"Actually a great start to the day, hope it continues getting my new american oversized bed in the evening!",
"Or FTRH -- For The Ride Home",
"is it normal for a masseusse to fully massage your buttocks? I swear she was a quarter inch from a medical exam..",
"Baby baby, it`s gonna be all right when I`m by your side and the whole world turns against you... I ? it when my Ipod randoms BSB songs",
"Here`s some healing/sleep energy, sweetie!",
"Unless you mean the 2 hours a week i use for sleeping. Yeah, suppose i could use those",
"Gremlin is asleep after a particularly challenging bedtime. I think it`s safe 4 me to go to bed -what a crazy Sat night for me!",
"Now, what on earth led you to believe that?",
"just woke up from a delightful nap. I can`t desribe how much success is involved in an 8am nap on sat night....need rhubarb now",
"girl a blunt is soooooooo in my thoughts right now. I had an absolutly GREAT day with a few stressors...come home",
"oh no. hope you feel better soon. Hugs. I had flu earlier this month.",
"ROFL Even if I kept insurance and payments under $300, Im still like.. meh. Good thing I applied for a day job pasy $2888mo",
"Back from AOT last lec.. Alot of question marks on my head.. But thank God for all the tips.. Should be able to pull tru",
"woop right am off to 'try' to get 2 sleep haha its 2 hot have a good nightt x",
"Slept in, woke up with an iced coffee, lazed about & went out for a late lunch with the BF. It`s been a sweet little laid-back Saturday.",
": Lol it went okay! As far as I can tell . But then I had to do a test today for geo and I was all zoned out and got like 65%",
"ok. lol. i miss you too. i hope your cramps get better. i know how painful they can be.",
"Dad and Mum are heading that way and I normally jump in the middle and thash about a bit while having cat chasing dreams",
"I totally needed that sleep. need to stretch and wash though now.",
"- Gig was awesome! Am exahausted and so dont want to revise Boo Hoo!",
"Wow slept in with no dolidh here to wake me up"
] | 486 |
I ate to much lunch...now I don`t want to work | [
" i missed the game",
"thinking 53 more days is the only thing that gets me through work. ahhh i dont want to go",
" sux, I`m thinking of being an accountant. Mad monies! I`m a middleschool cafeteria manager (25k/yr)",
" well we aren`t normal then because 1. we can`t drive in mexico (you have to be 18) and 2. there are no dairy queens here",
" Jess is invited just not me I feel really unloved by u AND Aj right now hahaha!",
" ugh! Tis so warm outside too unfair! I want to go read and pack!",
"I`m siiiiiickkk I dun feel good!!",
"Anyway. Can`t take this **** no longer. Or my mind will blow off.",
"_meaway I`m sorry hon I know how it feels though...I`m usually crazy but at a family gathering I`d probably hold back like that also",
" argh, sorry, he`s just been a thorn in my side since we got him. rude, mouthy, etc.",
"Been working on my freakin` computer trying to save stuff on a harddrive and it seems I failed miserably.",
" Unfortunately, I didn`t do it on purpose - itunes shuffle did it. It followed up with Dreadzone, so no life-ruin music-trauma.",
"Cramps . . .",
" yeah exactly the fans overpower the haters anyday u know wat do wat u wnt i dnt even care anymore i know the truth about them",
" I don`t know what to write anymore! My mind must be tired. It`s past midnight here already. Do a tour in the Philippines?",
" there`s relisting fees when you don`t complete a sale? that sucks!"
] | [
"Really? Awesome..Im mad cuz my followers r goin down *Take A Breath*",
"I can`t, I`m studying so I don`t fail Come over, I`ll make u some tortellini or chicken or a chicken salad.",
"No! I would like this! Yesterday, I talked with Alyso Stoner xD And Benton sent me a private messae and coment me here!",
"just got home from work.... and is chugging down a big bottle of apple juice.",
"Trip to DC next week canceled. So, no Artomatic or beer with .",
"whats twhirl? I`ve some work to be doing over the weekend thank god so I`m probably going to miss it red, sorry",
"is bak in mcr....glad i can sleep in ma own bed 2nite yeyah...but i fink i,m missin popeye hopin 2 c him 2moz ****",
"Hi Donnie today i want 2 hear from u that u guys r going to reschedule NC so i dont have 2 b bummed anymore",
"The tree-lined avenue,begins to fade from view,drowning past regrets, in tea and cigarettes,but I cant seem to forget,when you came along",
"Look at how far away I`ve gone... locked away in a room trying to work in silence and yet... constant 'urgent' emails and IM`s persist",
"With that said, I`m out til later. Enjoy your day everyone!",
"Schoool needs to end, Work tonight 4 to 8 hittt me up after <3",
"I`m thirsty in the middle of the night and get to the fridge only to find my Brand New bottle of Cran-Cherry juice gone.... FML moment!!",
"lovely, my plans have been canceled for the night. another night home alone for me. un-yay",
"I`m eating a flake storm from hungry jacks. or as americans call it, burger king",
"What happened to my early night? Am about to turn into a pumpkin",
"is feeling waaay too cruisey and relaxed for a Monday evening... oh wait.. that`s just wine before dinner...",
"Loong day. In bed cuddling with papabear and watching south park. Yay my bday bbq tomorrow! Can`t wait",
"Time to get off the puter. Nite all.",
"is going to relax and chill out tonight ... back to work tomorrow after a week off ... least I had a fun time with the girlfriend ...",
"But now it`s gone",
"I miss my Nipissing pitas Good thing we`ve got a Euphoria in Barrie, `cause I would never survive summer without my pitas AND smoothies!!",
"though I have to admit that seems less & less tempting. who has time, when there are more complete packages to be had?",
"love you loads hun ) hot weather gutted i aint with you now chillaxing but we got tomoz xxxx",
"Exhausted. Thank goodness my race is almost here! All this training is ruining my social life",
"I know... just when I was starting to think this break-up was gonna have me up all night tossin and turnin.. no ma`am!",
"Saw you on SNL with your diploma..Congrats. You must be overjoyed. Now I am finally going to bed..NITE",
"Around 3 hours left until a 3 day weekend and I have waaaay too much work to do.",
"I`m at church now..bout to od on my smoothie bc it might be melted when I come back",
"Awake again , I give up , I`m going to ready for today",
"Hey, I`ll be in sa then maybe if we cross highways we can grab lunch?",
"good news: finally finished my #EASactive workout that has been paused for 6 hours. bad news: my resistance band is torn",
"**Jaw Drops** **Gasp** Whatever do u mean? I`m as sweet as pie Allow me to re-introduce myself, I`m Coach & I`m a Cancer & u?",
"Just recollecting my jog this a.m. - almost perfect except unkown type hanging out by my vehicle. Too much mental noise- only 6 mile jog",
"omg!! I`m tweeting sooo late sorry I miss u 2 good times ...NO I didn`t marry him still great friends",
"Great long-weekend so far Going for a run now - no Judo tonight Then off to Blue Water for some 'Retail Therapy'",
"ok babe gotta go back to work, tweet you later",
"mmm eating tostitos && piknik with spinach dip from S&R. <3",
"I`m packed up & leaving my Canterbury office & my fab QA&V colleagues for the last time A great bunch of people. I will miss you ****",
"Ok, back to packing. Have been sitting in car charging phone as charger was left @ home as well",
"Grilled chicken, broccolli, and water. Yummy and healthy. Well until I put butter on my veggies but whatever",
"lol, wen my mum used to take me as a kid, i wud always eat the bread instead! haha.",
"your lucky, you have a bed and ice cream, all i have is a very sore couch and some cardboard",
"http://bit.ly/147HEU - don`t judge me. tucking myself in tonight mogwai on repeat",
"why you not go on the twitters no more? oh bais!",
"pretty tired after a nice full day.",
"and now i smell pancakes...or maybe toast... or something delicious. but no one is at my place cooking",
"presentations finished. Busted ankle after stupido models broke catwalk and I TWICE fell in hole in beautiful bottle green Mary Janes",
"I`m not sure why walking around in barnes and noble comforts me so much. O well now I`m off to work",
"says alright, alright... I`m going already. Sheesh, well better be off early than late. http://plurk.com/p/rpbd5",
"HAHA all because of chocolate? Always knew your heart was in your stomach. Wait till you try the truffles",
"Aw *hugs* Sorry man. If I were rich I`d buy u a ticket NOW!",
"its after 12 an man is texting me telling me that he wants to come over.i say i`m tired..lol..da punk says he`ll bring me redbull and KFC",
"no clubs...no parties...ive spent my friday and saturday night workin on music and am quit content",
"Had to cancel subscriptions today to NZZ and Economist at office #costsavings Luckily they also have online versions",
"-i`d love to be able to bike/bus/walk to work, but it isn`t safe in my area",
"Feeling really good about my performance on the AP Government & Politics exam this morning. Going to lunch with Krista.",
"put ad on craigslist/Quebec 4 tan salad plates with bird drawings can only do 1 area @ time. I still need 3 more. Got 2 at my Tuesday AM",
"up.....i nEEd coFFee. b0ut2get ready2start this new day in my lie",
"Glorious day in Glasgow for a change, and I`m working Too much to do to even contemplate knocking off early...",
"actually I`d prefer a rum or gin but don`t have have any as I`ve preferred them too much previously",
"Such a nice day today but stuck indoors revising 3 weeks and it is all over!!",
"I nvr wanted May to come to an end",
"has woken up feeling a little special...i dont thing drink the bar dry is on the cards. when i finally sober up its home time i think",
"Okay. I`m all out of ideas",
"lol..well..no. I`ve had insomnia since I was 23 :-/ & since then dont sleep a lot of hours, but the ones I do are great!",
"I ate Something I don`t know what it is... Why do I keep Telling things about food",
"been working all day, finally relaxing!! i miss you",
"Busy.. Busy.. Busy.. :S Wont be on Ning for few days.",
"would that just eat away at your masculinity? What masculinity did you have? :p haha u`d probs beat me tho haha xo",
"I`m off 2 dream awhile. Thanks 4 everything tweeple. Many blessings & much joy. peace, love & happiness 2 u all. Hope ur dreams come tru",
"_N - me too!! I don`t want to ooze while speaking either! (why do I have lame jokes about wiping social media off my shoe? lol)",
"Not feeling very good at all, why does this have to happen today of all days? Not going to friends tonight",
"super but I caught a cold on the plane. not as far forward in line as I`d like, but the extra sleep was dearly needed.",
"_renee _B Fa real Me n Shay been on the toilet all night Shlda knwn sumthin ws up whn they didn`t crd us 4 our Scorpian bwl",
"I WANT YOU ALL HERE WITH ME TOO! Ya`l shoulve gone with RM!",
"happy bank holiday Monday, Tweeteramas! I`ll be spending the day doing yoga and having OCD attacks. You?",
"thanks shir I got caught with the commission once but now I get amazon.com gift certificates and they don`t take one if I do",
"ha ha, no, will be thankful i am not dragging them up a mountain today",
"back from lunch and I just remembered I have to join the daily recap with JB",
"Friday night has gone too quickly My bottle`s gone for tomorrow.. come on Everton",
"Is dreading going to work BUT....its friiiiiday!! whoop!!!",
"mmm...reconsituted meat products and week-old veggies...gotta love that rehydrated warm milk for breakfast",
"more packing, cleaning, and getting **** done. last day in this apartment. this time tomorrow my **** will be in storage",
"awww don`t do this to meee haha now you`re gonna make me saddd",
"This really sucks, I`m supposed to be home in a couple of days and I`m not I hate borders and visa`s.",
"i ditched school ( i hate it ) and im taking a huge dump....... it hurts REAL BAD!",
"Fell off the wagon and had a Maccy`s!! : Fell off the wagon and had a Maccy`s!!",
"better get to sleep, dodger game/mothers day 2maro ewl i have to wake up at 8!",
"done with facebook. off to jamlegend",
"http://twitpic.com/676tn - Home Sweet Home... I didn`t have a picnic blanket though",
"gets to get up at 8am tommorow to collect money for Relay for Life! Yay Me! I do not want to get up",
"_ i missed you. today was the greatest day ever. im burnt and **** lmfao. but it will be a nice tan. 11 rides in 6 hrs! <3",
"Nope, kicked that habit more then a year ago",
"Can`t No money to spend.",
"i cant go on fb. i found out im an alien one morning, and aliens aren`t allowed on fb but YAYY CONGRATSES!! i miss yew tew",
"ooooh.... I have a headache. Got to go to work now",
"K now that, that fiasco is all wrapped and good too go back to studying for midterms =(",
"diapers?? Feeding? Cooking? I don`t do any of that stuff!!! Hahaha... yeah, right! Sounds like a normal day for me.",
"http://pic.gd/fad84c One Sunday night at Helsinki. We hadn`t drink anything... xD yeah RIGHT!",
"ooo Growl and Yummy time coming soon for you too huh oh yeah, I have been hunting for a combo tshirt, think I can find one? NO",
"Are you shattered after that long week? Thats a pity about tomorrow night",
"Grew fat today GSS was so hxc I saw a full house Chanel, JC, Pedder Red and Ferragamo! How great is the economic downturn.",
"BTW, hey ppl. lol TGIF. Hopefully ur day is gr8. Mine is aight. Feeling like it kinda sux I got no plans 4 the wknd....",
"goodbye picnic for a classmate today but the weather was **** beautifuul!!!",
"- thats my hair guys. oh dip i gotta go! on-ee two minits leff . . .",
"_Waters WAS until I had to go home `cause the presentation ended x",
"Yea I think I waited to long. oh well. thats cool. I should have signed up for more but I`m already done with core classes",
"having a good day at work lots of sales but boss is under foot. she`s a nice person but i dont like the boss bugging me",
"i could have got you some from work and not paid more than R20 per 2l",
"dont be gloomy...go out and get urself ice-cream.or gin,whichever",
"Partied long and hard...goodnight Twitter see ya in the mornin",
"recovering from a hard day of homeschooling my dd, chemistry did NOT go well...",
"_Cal Work or...(hehe mind in the gutter)! I`m sittin here doin this student loan thing.",
"wooo am recovering from running race for life yest!!! i managed 36 mins 44secs, not bad for absolutley no trianing",
"Iis working until 4 now and really wants geordanos thin crust cheese, black olives, peperoni and mushroom pizza",
"hmmmm�being home isn`t *all* great http://u.nu/8m68",
"LOL...oh, man, can I un-twit something? haha! I mean my lean mean fighting machine. I sooo can`t believe you called me out!",
"wants to eat baked tahong. It`s been a while. Really. http://plurk.com/p/x24ke",
"_Inc Sounds good. I still like Fridays although it means for me that I have to go to work tomarrow"
] | 891 |
@_Glitter_ kk but 4 sum reason its not lettin me vote 4 them | [
"Men it`s far too sunny",
"Bad day, just got worse...",
" I forgot all of those people",
"Pretty sure my laptop just died 100%. HP DV2000, wireless problems constantly, tons of heat, won`t start at all now. Fried circuit?",
" Sounds painful Sorry you got hurt.. And may I ask how this happen?",
"Just found out one of my coworkers that I actually like is leaving.",
"unemployment line here i come.",
"why yes jeeves. bring me that noose there TOO MANY ASSIGNMENTS!",
"I just woke up. My teeth really hurt from my rubber bands",
" I know, twitter is depressing me tonight",
" i can`t figure out how to listen to it from the internet",
" hmm sorry, I went mia there",
"Start of diet today I think I have to face I will never get back down to 77kilos (unless I cut a leg off)�",
"In bed can`t sleep .... Something is missing.....",
"i`m going to sleepies, feel poorlies and pissed off night night tweeples ****",
"i think my ipod is sick it doesn`t want to connect to any wi-fi . . ."
] | [
"LOL, very true. I`ve been keeping an eye out for that - they arent very tech savvy so I`ve been alright thus far",
"You can be Cinderelliiee",
"Thanks hun! I`m wearing my new goldmine e/s and big false lashes, but it doesn`t show!",
"__d make it go awayyyyy",
"haha i have 2 ask, are you 2 as beautiful as ur voices? curse u super cool beautiful women who are likely unavailable! lol",
"_UK Argh Twitter didnt post my replies and tweets for ages Aint up to much just enjoying the sun!",
"i wish i could of been at commencement this yr i wonder if they`re really going to protest.",
"little beetle not feeling any love Searches are bring up zilch, bar 2 peeps that appear funny !!!",
"Happy 2 b out of school!!!!!!! People just piss me off sometimes",
"i don`t have any of that",
"i don`t know !!",
"alives.... Less highness feeling.... Sometimes I hate that feelings.... Talking about an exhusband as if he`s dead is funny",
"21 days away from being evicted",
"_another_1 yeh I can`t even imagine.... good luck to them",
"Philly hasn`t played it yet!!! You have to do something about that!! Please",
"Oh I`m sorry hun (((****)))) I`m fine thanks.....kids are driving me nuts, but hey ho, they`re back to school on Monday!!",
"Naw forget it then. I will only if u take them",
"I`m so stupid! It`s Star Wars Day!!! May the 4th be with you!!!",
"what I thought ur going somewhere that`s why I didn`t invitw u",
"Thanks, but the Elance course is not mine! It`s .",
"It`s not much better than instant.",
"wow thats impressive! luckily im not in rush but i feel for friends who aren`t getting any younger but cant move house tricky",
"ONE MO TIME BECUZ HASNT SEEN IT YET!!! AND SHES SOO **** COOL, ILL POST IT JUST 4 HER http://bbltwt.com/0mqko",
"I never know whether they include me. Just straight white men, right? I wanna be part of the problem too.",
"Rough start to my day. Taking this one off from DON so as not to spread my bad vibes. Hope you all have a great weekend! I`m outty.",
"It`s been fine for me for like, a week, but now it just won`t load.",
"Oh no, hubs is so sick! I hope I don`t catch it",
"Love to but can`t swing the 11 am I would more than likely do an evening tweetup in the future!",
"I`m grateful that my kids also don`t like them, lol. Textbooks are a tool, not the sole means of education",
"_surprises no it`s not ready",
"ohhh i wanna go gahhh but i dunnooooooo :S me confuzzzledd should i or not???",
"who not here be glad!!!!!!! ur sso luckyyyyyyy i hate u r home n r not enduring dis!!!!",
"i can`t call you cause my portable sais that this number not excist i want so much to talk to you",
"ok that`s subtly saying i`m no longer a fave temme 1 thing - did the firangs steal your vocab? ur eating words and how!",
"_1 yeah we only went for 5 days im trying to get back in november with my mom for super soak stars weekend",
"GREG D: You should have cried too :L You could have got through!! I still love you Greg. #BGT",
"Yup, sometimes kc it`s raining here in Pque but in Las Pinas it`s not. So just wondering.",
"@ poll : was trying to get it to work in a powerpoint to no avail.",
"school then game oh joy totally not lookin forward to this day",
"Just had an amazinq qirls-niqht-out. I quess its always qreat to have an excuse to wear tiny dresses & heels",
"yeah! but too late hun lol",
"to the people i was txting... sorry phone is dead and i can`t resurrect it. hopefully verizon will replace it and i`ll it back by tonight",
"Should not drink cheap wine",
"Okay gots to go and now for the first time since it started will miss the Block Party on",
"_spn your boyfriend didn`t even say bye!",
"_ it just upsets me , becasue like 6 years we have loved them .. and then this happens imm really uset now x",
"i really needa find more stastics",
"I don`t want to go to the 3-hour lecture",
"night out had 2 b put on hold 4 2 weeks coz i was so ill last nite, gutted! still had a nice nite tho but whers the sun gone!",
"I have no one to go to the spring show with",
"I need one more follower.",
"lol, as a target employee they forbid me from that place, no i usually go in and buy like everything along with commenting",
"bahaha, BOF? you`ve gotta get a life... although i can`t say much with my obsession with miley cyrus.. I`VE gotta get a life",
"I will post it later. Its not on my comp",
"you stopped followin me?",
"Was quite amusing watching Pangaea sing 'F*** Killah Priest!' I guess he won`t be featuring on their album",
"_boo jealous can you add `and I really wish nicole was here..but we all know what she`s really doing` to that tweet?",
"why not? its the most retarded thing someone could do at their 16th, and you know me- I like to be retarded. 8(",
"lo siento but I dint have enough room =/",
"hello beautiful. how`s mariahs baby? jackie still isn`t talkin to me. i called her n left her a message the other day.",
"_extacy lol i know eric, i wont delete you! just people i dont really know and never talk. and bands",
"Decaf isn`t cutting it right now. ? http://blip.fm/~79g85",
"me too! i wish it would just say who has unfollowed",
"missin the #ia2009 guys really",
"Fabulous. And I didn`t get that pic Gmail be acting the fool sometimes. Can u DM me it?",
"my friend sent u call bck messages. i dunno if you could reply but she has no credit thts all.",
"Let the Right One In? Aparently Drag Me to Hell also has some horrible cat nastiness",
"YoYo door nazis refused me entry on account of no ID gutted! Heard it was a good night tho.. Next time I`ll come prepared!",
"IDIOTat)MilanQ Heyy. Th*nks For The Follow. Have A Good Night. (Frank_Whyte) #IDIOT",
"idkk if il get to see it again",
"is working 4 to close",
"_Jo my mask is non-existent at the mo Charis didn`t send me one & I haven`t been bothered to make one! I`m wearing boy clothes!",
"can u add ur link. I can`t find u on YouTube.",
"_control aw babyy i`m sorry i gots too excited, haha. <333",
"_Bloody_Poet What`s the matter?",
"Sending you both TONS of thankful love for Sock Summit. I can`t believe the utter **** that some people spew.",
"wants to goto lonovala for frenz wedding....bt....no transport arrngmnts wrkg out",
"lucky! I can`t see it tonight....",
"So I`m not seeing you this Saturday?",
"plz dont fall in love with tokyo and never come home",
"http://twitpic.com/4ja8r - Tell me, how can you not love someone like this?",
"i`ve got nothing witty to tweet",
"that is so sad. wish I can do something big for the kids. may God Bless the kids always.",
"I`m still waiting to find out what #caca stands for - hoping it`s not what I think it is since you #follow me for #caca.",
"Trying to watch your vids, but the audio has been disabled",
"She is beautiful . But don`t feel badly. Some neaby grans see grandkids about the same amt. Can`t go to them = out of luck",
"_MJA ..I don`t know who gon do the yelling & cussing for upgrades when u go.",
"- whoa. 'sack chasing whores' ? that is soo out of character for you to say that... bring back my sweet Superman",
"My besties. If only was there. on Twitpic: http://twitpic.com/67hac - My besties. If only .. http://twitpic.com/67hac",
"I had a joke for you, but it`s too long to tweet.",
"- I wanna go see them in Edinburgh won`t happen though haha , yir lucky! And have funnnn ****",
"Your pic didn`t show up for me Boo!!!! All the other pics on that site show up, but not yours",
"Pixies - Number 13 gives me such an energy rush. They are playing a festival close to me in June, but work won`t me me go",
"Is not going to service tonight due to the fact that i`ve yet to find a dress for prom tomorrow. Ugh",
"_Call awww i wish i could but i have no talking minutes",
"family comes. probably won`t be on this weekend",
"I`m drawning in emails",
"ahh naa i dont like rain nm really friend is comin over then goin 2 my grans",
"I wish it would rain...but it won`t",
"almost got a kitty yesterday...but it didn`t work out",
"I want a new lappy",
"guess that depends on if you want to be on the jury",
"Hours of refusal upon realisation that tomorrow`s #Morrissey gig at Brixton is postponed. Only been looking fwd to that for 6 monthsish",
"u mean VIP this time ? coz of the KBS thingy ? haha..",
"I spoke but when niggas be looking at ya crazi all the time u just stop.... plus I always used to see yall when I just wanted",
"firefox ok, but opera and IE - footer is not ok",
"I can only message those who message me, if we`re fwends...so those that want replies..follow me. hmm..that sounds funny..",
"Hmm it seems to me _gun needs the followers.",
"hmmm they are on offer in Tesco as well but I don`t think the wee one next to me will stock them!",
"What timeeee? My mom says I have to do something daw tomorrow, eh. But we`re never compelte!",
"yo u can`t love 1 twin and not the other lol",
"I feel like I`m going to toss my cookies",
"Good stuff, Smiles back? Why won`t you go to his concert too? :o. Wish I could instead of working on my music which is failing lol x",
"good time Rocking out @ open mic, thanks 4 all the love n support. Now working on Business plan presentation. No CG again 2nite",
"was on the list, i paid 5 to get in, but if your under 21,you cant go in and out, but it was gettin so hot, so we went outside",
"is chilled out tonite, so cannot spew venom or write funny. Seems like these are the only 2 styles she has",
"It`s this year. Can`t catch it, won`t be in NY till Oct 2010. http://bit.ly/AF8JT",
"awe yeah, it`s more fun revising with others but you get distracted easier >.< yeah I`m tired, revising history",
"hi my love! Im ok, just trying to get thru these finals, they`re going to be the DEATH of me. how are you",
"woops! I only just realized my DMs to you are not going through"
] | 520 |
ugh! **** it. Today doesn`t look like it`s going to work i`m sorry | [
"_cook you make me sad. Why do I like in canada? I can never watch these things. I should move. Know anyone who needs a roommate?",
"We`ll miss you ... Those lucky Edmontonians!",
" LMAO!I was JUST thinking how I **** hate @ least 3 people that I`m following...but I haven`t unfollowed em` yet. I`m a loon.",
" It was a lot of stress, though, so with that and supporting two big families he never quit smoking and died of lung cancer at 51.",
"Another Friday night in. Man being skint is rubbish.",
"Hate washing my hair! Because then it has to be dried & straightened. And then i find the grey hairs in the middle layers of my hair",
"i feel very ill. i think im dehydrated",
"hey guys y did the sun make my day gloomy?",
"Unstable broadband and electricity taking toll on my mental stability.",
" Dude, I hear ya. I`ll be 26 two weeks from tomorrow. I feel old.",
"watching 'That Thing You Do' on Comcast. Missing my boo like crrrrrazy!",
"just got back from my exam... im surely gonna fail...now trying 2 get tickets 4 il divo! someone doesnt want us 2b there!!!",
"At every gas station, I look for postcards for No luck.",
"Haavent read the paper yet about the magic loss nor did i get to watch the game last night.... But i do know that we lost",
"*sigh* I`m going to bed... I just don`t feel right anymore...",
"AHHHH my keyboards getting worse :/ my BDAY`s in 1 more day"
] | [
"Somebody get me out of work tomorrow.",
"Lack of plans for tonight Anyone going out?",
"I should stop trying to reach",
"I hear you ...",
"Hiya! How are you doing today?",
".... It was just alriiightt",
"Has got to go to work with a slight hangover gd nite thou",
"its like 2 in the morning..sometimes I just don`t know exactly what is best to do..but I will def. figure it out! ...HAPPY MOMS DAY!",
"lol yep sure do... although I must get out the house today !!!",
"By Drove a #-mazda #RX8 today and boy, that car is fun! Sadly though, I don`t find my car that much fun any more",
"I couldn`t find P4 so I couldn`t show Brantley my feet and now its raining",
"yeah. because i`ll have to go tomorrow morning and get picked up early sunday, so i see no reason to go the whole weekend",
"_reality ****, you`re gonna feel that tomorrow, or tonight. Coffee = laxative. How`s the writing coming?",
"morning hope u r well.. i`m off to bed soon!",
"Slowly getting ready for work",
"Uh.... what does that mean?",
"Loved the sun today. Did not love a black suit and black top plus 6 trains/tubes to get to my meeting and back Need to shop for summer",
"ooo and good luck for dundee tonight i can`t be there cos i have a ton of uni work",
"Ugh id better get up for work",
"i look like a horse in my sam`s club card picture because i couldn`t find my hair brush. hahaha possibly getting noah tomorrow",
"_Gable It`s good isn`****! Our holiday chalet is out of sight but look v similar to those ones. Going home again today",
"It`s natsmith88 last Friday today",
"It`s a Peter & Gordon morning -> And I, go to pieces and I wanna hide / Go to pieces and I almost die / Ever... ? http://blip.fm/~5yk38",
"1 surprise party today, 2 parties tomorrow. FunFunFun! But, need to finish bug project. O_O",
"back from dinner w. my family. i`m not meeting christine anymore sunny weather tomorrow and a day out & about. i want red bull!",
"_Sanderson What`s with Twatter lately? Either I can`t get on or the replies don`t turn up!",
"_autism BUT on the bright side you`re on twitter! Morning!",
"I`m not looking forward to the crazy commute come with everything that`s going on down here",
"Now I need to change my monitor",
"wut do i do now????",
"Up and at`m getting ready for work",
"sunnn finnalllyyy!! aint slept :| need some sleep",
"Just ignore it.....and get sum rest...get rid of that headache",
"what`s going on ?",
"GoodMorning. My Father`s going balistic, and I`d say more but I`d rather not get beat, so Have a Good Day, and please text me",
"I`m sorry.....deep breaths, I started a program called panicaway...it has worked wonders.",
"the weather is good mmm what to do today??? shame working tomorrow",
"Okay now that i will not be able to sleep tonight what should we do",
"I am soooo disapoointed I couldn`t make it I will be there next time! Glad it was productive.",
"Thanks Kashi! I was thinking the other day about how mad I am for doing myself a disservice by not taking 1 of ur classes.",
"Yeah but it doesn`t sound indie enough i need2learn some other tunes and then pick up mo style =] 1hour! I`ll c u then ;)",
"No offense, but have you thought about a career change?",
"Can`t wait for tomorrow ! It`s finally over ! Bittersweet for sure",
"it`s a she and she`s way too stubborn right now. thanks for caring though",
"wassup with u this morning.",
"Hence the smiley face. ha ha ha ha. Lol yeah i`m hong to be tired as **** tomorrow. But guess what i do not care.",
"So I get up early and I feel good about the day. I walk to work and I`m feeling alright. But guess what... I don`t work today.",
"maybe i`ll go one day and thanks i`m all swined out",
"me too. it depresses me thinking about it.",
"it`s friday! trying to find something to do",
"true but if I don`t put a case on it I`ll break it in a week. don`t worry ill find a way to make it work.",
"Comp. Mental Health wouldn`t take me. Samuel Rogers center in the city gave me appt. On June 8th. I have 2 days worth of pills left < ...",
"I`m so getting the cold",
"Sorry blokey, 6 hrs later & i`m still holding ur fluffy towel. had to dash. Hope u found other means to dry ur self",
"Ouch, give me a heads up so I`ll know when to duck",
"My name is Chad, but I won`t be here tomorrow",
"Missed the UPS guy again! Ugh so sad But i got some cool stuff today that i`m super excited about! And looking forward to tonight too",
"Aw *hugs* Sorry man. If I were rich I`d buy u a ticket NOW!",
"Good day all. Let`s see what we can get accomplished today together.",
"not for too long I hope x",
"its what i say why!!!! k4ge last day at the job today we wont be saying him around anymore",
"So slpy 2day zzzz",
"am i too late for a cuppa?",
"_ good to be back! It`s really late though and I just got back from scaring some people and I`m pleased but really tired",
"Unlike cierra, i look like poop today. Whatevahh, lol.",
"well it`s not done yet ! 1 more thing left huaaahhhhh ! jupaa, resaaaa awas kaliaaannn !",
"yep but I`m going better now",
"i wasn`t able to go the conference.so I didn`t get the outline.. however I have been doing my own & it`s coming along.",
"fo sho, im down",
"Anytime! I`m off ~ I can`t match your stamina... my nice, warm, comfy bed is calling (screaming) my name...lol Night Ninja!",
"Yayz! Today`s is the day I call and see if I got that job! x3 I ish so happy... even though I slept horribly... So I`m kinda drained...",
"It looks like it might rain",
"Thank yooou! I might have to get it seen to... hm... ****",
"- halla!!! doing ok- got a cold but trying to ignore it how about you?",
"hahahahaha, I have a day off",
"i learnt something new today",
"I was just thinking that",
"TODAY FRIDAY: I really hope you will read my messages here and reply to me soon. I could not reach you by phone before you go to work.",
"Its been a slow day at home, one of my kids is sick . This little picture cheered me up http://is.gd/JrLa",
"I`m so sleepy my head hurts. gnite lovers! See ya in that am !",
"_h786 as ur coming on to here im just off to bed hows ur day been? x",
"morning all....beautiful day...best go enjoy some sunshine before i have to go to work...unfortunately",
"I want a lie in tomorrow! Won`t be getting one though",
"I`m concerned for that family",
"Last session of the day http://twitpic.com/67ezh",
"after a little bit the drink isn`t actually so strong anymore",
"Off from work now!",
"being lazy the rain does that to me gym&&tanning is possibe, work && a small social gathering around tha corner",
"alright don`t want you to overdue it now. LOL you are funny nite nite",
"Better than work, work, 10 minutes for lunch, work, work, work? Actually it might be. I don`t work very hard",
"I`ve just realised. I won`t be able to talk to any of you crazy cats on Sunday. Is sad now.",
"nt online today & mayb whole of next week if u havent voted pls do: http://bit.ly/hHigd",
"Good Morning Twitts! Another GloOmy day in NYC!",
"Such a nice day today but stuck indoors revising 3 weeks and it is all over!!",
"- thats my hair guys. oh dip i gotta go! on-ee two minits leff . . .",
"GoodMorning, Hope Everyone Has A Beautiful Day Today x",
"reeeejuvinated and bored as hell.",
"Have a good day",
"_control aw babyy i`m sorry i gots too excited, haha. <333",
"Hello there hope your over your flu now",
"Schoool needs to end, Work tonight 4 to 8 hittt me up after <3",
"Good morning from RSA Twitterverse!! Please send me some happy vibes & cheerfulness today I`m feeling a little sad",
"Good mornin & no u tol twitter LOL but I knew & called u yesterday 2 see if u were okay but no answer how r u feelin babe?",
"It`s 5:03 in the morning.. I think it`s time I went to bed. - so, goodnight everyone http://tumblr.com/xaj1qz8v3",
"_addict yeah like super short I guess I`ll just have to hold my breath till Sunday.",
"you`ve got the H1N1 tsk tsk tsk it`s a shame haha feel better bro",
"going to bed cuz i have to get up at like seven thirty or something tomorrow. today was actually not that bad of a day.",
"no i didnt! i couldnt get to liverpool today, of all days! did you?",
"Thanks! Am trying.. (keeping my chin up, ouch!)",
"has work to go to.",
"Granted, it won`t do that, either",
"i need to get my computer fixed",
"hope yer ok hunny",
"Its time for me to pack up at work now and have not had much time for twitter! Thank you for any follow fridays. Be back later!",
"_M didnt get it clear",
"_bbA Ooh, nice Well I guess not nice at the moment, being windy and rainy. But I like rain",
"night out had 2 b put on hold 4 2 weeks coz i was so ill last nite, gutted! still had a nice nite tho but whers the sun gone!",
"http://twitpic.com/66r0u - uh wait...i thought this was the 29th...tonight",
"Good afternoon all. Sorted technical glitch. A rainy BH monday so a lazy day, then daughters and their menfolk round for a roast dinner",
"Oh, and I`m obviously back on my stupid sleep schedule. Luckily church isn`t until 2 tomorrow."
] | 275 |
morning Alex hope you will be tweeting lots today as we do miss you when you aren`t on here **** | [
"too sick for rigging tomorrow.",
"Can`t believe those idiots buzzed out the juggler.",
" so wish I was there with ya, but at 6:48am Belgian time I was sleeping...time diff sucks. Take me there!",
" Alas, the best I can offer is a small pony and a rowing boat",
" it`s quite hard cause when you attempt to spread it, the cornbread falls apart...",
"IN PAIN. my big toe got stamped on during the hokey cokey. it hurts so much! anyone have any suggestions to help with it?",
"Aright Twitter Fam... guess ima be outties.. gonna try n sleep off some of this horrible pain",
"just found out i wont know my uni results for this year until 17th july at the earliest!!!! hate the wait",
"Feeling pretty tired and lonely",
"Why hasn`t he called. I`m being blown off yet again.",
" so seriously...I need a date to a wedding. Really dont wanna go alone. Its May 23rd...any chance?",
"unhappy about the news that the planned (experimental) ITER fusion reactor will become much delayed... 2025",
"crying to A Walk To Remember as usual",
" oh but that girl but AIDAN!",
"I thought that there was going to be another Def Jam Fighting game, but then it turned out to be crappy karaoke game. I miss the fighting",
"i feel like I`m on house arrest."
] | [
"Can`t wait for the next twitter.",
"Im doing great thank you",
"Idk yet!!! _Gyrl I wanna go soon tho...but I want more tweeps to be there",
"_tastic Great cant you twitter from there?",
"thanks so much! we love fanmail talk to us anytime",
"glad to hear that Do you have a busy day today?",
"What`s up yall! I made it an early night! I think ima bout to take a shower and chill witcha! Did I miss anything?",
"i just realized today was my last day to see my best friend tanner im goin to miss him so much",
"Nooooo get on now! Haha i`ll be gone later",
"aww loves you! way too cute ;)",
"I hope the young`ins enjoyed your wisdom!",
"I love you Thomas.I will always respect and support your decision.and I`ll miss you but you`re gonna do amazing things <3 you",
"_me Thanks! Kinda bittersweet though",
"Hi Jenna. Hope all is well Just thinking of you and wishing you the best! Lots of love from over here in New York!!!",
"morning to you too joe",
"Now that`s what i like to hear! You won`t unfollow us little people on Twitter when you make it big will u?",
"Good morning to all- and welcome new followers!",
"i havent got a call",
"Thank you so much Me neitherrrr!",
"Good morning!! Gonna clean the house a bit, then maybe clean some more, then do nothing for the rest of the day",
"The stars are out. Where were you when I needed you",
"Writing some mild and wild articles",
"Good Morning, it`s beautiful here today. Shame I`m going to spend most of the day being an unpaid taxi driver.",
"the sun is shinning! im off out!!",
"I like tweet deck and I`ll try the other one u recomended Thanks",
"Is feelin right rite now",
"Thank you! Tadi jam 12.30pm",
"BWAHAHAHAHA! Shut the **** up... is TOTES following me right now! Who made the account? Made me giggle like a school girl!",
"Oh, and before that last tweet i spent about half an hour on brushing my teeth with my new electric toothbrush! I feel great",
"Reading through today`s paper along with some watered down coffee compliments of my `rents...",
"Hey, not anymore. I`m back now.",
"....... i`m wondering if you`re as awake as i am. ?",
"FOLLOW ME BABY U SAID N DA CHAT U WILL LUV YA GOODNITE",
"aah. well, have a few friends over there. Just wondering if all`s great and weather`s been good...",
"Wishes a Happy Mother`s Day!",
"wowza, only the second tweet of my entire trip and i leave in 3 days but first - BLOW UP SF TOMORROW NIGHT!",
"hi godd day eweryone im in a reel good mood to day",
"It isn`t easy! Be there for support, it is the best thing you can do is offer your love & support! Lost both of mine early",
"Its so nice i ahd to work today",
"wishes people wouldn`t be so stubborn sometimes.",
"On a flight home after an awesome trip with my cousin! Miss you sophia",
"Hey, Wahts happening in #coffeclub..? I didnt have coffee for two days now",
"I was wondering.... Have a GREAT weekend!",
"I`m leaving work now. Trying to decide if I return on Sunday afternoon or Monday 4 am to meet a noon (UK time) deadline.",
"welcome back chica! hope you had a nice break",
"GOSSIP GIRL, WHEN ARE YOU COMING BACK ! chaceeeeeee..",
"Sounds lovely, hope you have a great day",
"I just texted you but I hope you know you are my favorite",
"just trying to make you feel at home?",
"phone was acting crazy today so i missed all my tweeties` updates but i fixed it",
"_Tech_Update Do you know your Nutty Newsire twitterfeed ones are coming through w/o links? I can`t be lazy without the links...LOL",
"Morning...I woke up to watch on the Today show. You rocked it girl. Wish I could have been there. So close but so far away",
"I`m glad you def needed a pick me up! drama free!",
"btw , , , and , i ordered some of yer merch yesterday.! <33333333333",
"Happy b-day! Just woke up on this side of Earth, so wishes are bit late",
"How does this Follow Friday thing work? I don`t have any real followers",
"God bless you my dear friend...",
"_Cochran Hi Corey.. just saw your reply now.. here it is 5:30PM .. an I have a long night coming...",
"Going to bed how`s ever reading this",
"well I hovered over the button LOL NOT - sleep well Tiff and you are welcome",
"I am twittering, LIKE A BOSS. Thanks Savvv",
"_Anderson your tweets were awesome **** the heat. That`s what dencorub is for",
"_d awww glad to know Little Sweet D and Leigh are doing good...thanks for the updates Howie",
"Friday yay!! And a bonus, don`t have to drive to Wales tonight. Athough will miss kitten cuddles and going for a ride",
"is wishing good night everybody",
"Good afternoon all. Sorted technical glitch. A rainy BH monday so a lazy day, then daughters and their menfolk round for a roast dinner",
"i wish i was there too",
"Thanks! and to you as well!",
"Good morning, gents! How are ya today?",
"Good mornin. Today will end early, woo. Gonna work on rick`s surprise PROJECT DUE ON TUESDAY",
"haha so your having father daugter bonding time? Lol anyways I g2g work get on msn later I`ll be bored x",
"O dear! HE`S HERE! OMGOGMGO.. U didn`t see that I was going to **** u..?",
"Hi Sharon Missed you on our x factor last year!! Come Back!! x",
"Thanks. They`re both so cute. Havent been home for many years so havent seen them in person",
"btw. ear is getting better! its about time! finally - i say goodnight twitter world, (even though y`all are already asleep). xoxo",
"we are tooo fly boo",
"Welll my folkiesss(; im offf to dream land;work in the mornin;ugh;ewwy. Talkkk to me;but tomorrow <3 lurvee ya`ll[;>",
"I said hi to u",
"Todays the day Twitterland...house closing begin at 11 and we should get to start moving in @ 3 into the new place.",
"I`s sorry listen to some Bats or GD as you do it! [dude, I never got to tell you, but, BATS WERE AMAZING <33]",
"It`s pretty warm out now! I forgot K was sick though.",
"I`m not in America! I`m not going anymore You phoned earlier?",
"You`ve been featured on #ykyat http://ykyat.com/~37nnd",
"already missing my biddy bops home at mom`s for the night watching my little bro and getting some rest for my birthday party tomorrow :-D",
"Good Morning All! Hope everyone is doing well on this Monday! Thanks for all the #followfriday recos! I am blessed!",
"_reality ****, you`re gonna feel that tomorrow, or tonight. Coffee = laxative. How`s the writing coming?",
"Nighty night Twits! Tty in the morning...",
"looks to be a great morning already!",
"This is too much lmbo (litterally) I have to stop b4 I lose my twitter buddies",
"it`s friday! trying to find something to do",
"Time for a clean up.",
":visiting my friendster and facebook",
"yeah just made twitter",
"_s tried to reply back to you, but you need to follow me for me to DM - we have many friends in common is the short answer",
"getting off for the night, in such a great mood!",
"i miss everyone... i need faces , not witty situational updates, but these will do...",
"I`m new on Twitter.....Hi everybody!!! Suggestions for me???",
"Guus`s last game 2moz",
"just about to go home. I`m usually `mr. positive` but this has been one of those daze. well, 15 mins until tomorrow!",
"_song Glad you had a wondrous Beltaine! Mine was quiet, yet in sync with the season. Miss you all...",
"off to work again ... mercedez`s last day",
"Hey Why thankyou. How`s u? x",
"ummm not with me?",
"Getting ready for school...hope today is a happy and awesome day",
"Thank you! One day at a time, right?",
"A short 5.25 hours left to go at work",
"_LOCA thank you babe What are you doin this evening?",
"says good evening http://plurk.com/p/rqh8l",
"Going to bed in a bit. Need to revise 2moro.",
"Wahoo! Thanks for the mention to others!",
"Done with classes and packing for the atlanits!! I hope miley`s there",
"no wayyy, that`s too funny. well he sure is missing out, but ever since you left, i feel i am too when is your next visit?",
"Nothing like waking up slow in the morning. Docs appt today.",
"My birthday is a week from today!",
"Good morning twitter world.raining in dingle- hopefully means a busy day for me",
"I can only message those who message me, if we`re fwends...so those that want replies..follow me. hmm..that sounds funny..",
"Joining twitter! Just added a random person",
"Wow, it`s so early. Just had the best conversation.",
"Just seeing if anyone was still awake",
"PLEASE MAKE THE LIVECHAT ON SATURDAY CUS I HAVE TO GO TO SCHOOL ON WEEKDAYS(5/6 AM here)"
] | 966 |
****, got Chili Beans on my shirt I hate that I can be a messy eater. Such a lady! | [
" I miss going to EK every summer & christmas vaca Take me there!",
" Oh no! Dead muffins ... how sad",
"Home until tomorrow. Did my running and spinning. Now time for chiropractor, laundry, shopping, and visiting family. Missing nathan",
"Ugh I have a hedache; I may be cheap, but **** **** I still have class with how I roll",
"sucks not being able to take days off of work or have the money to take the trip so sad",
"fourteen hours later, i`m still having the worst allergy flare-up in my life from shooting an engagement session in a field last night...",
"Too much sand in the SD 790 from pismo this weekend. ANOTHER canon powershot broken. 2nd one in a year What to buy this time...",
"Okay I`m seriously bored. I have nothing to do. I can`t go out cause it`s raining.",
" Perhaps they see it as the twitter version of pulling someone`s pigtails? Let me know if that works out for you.",
"I am not doing much all well!",
"Aw i couldn`t see robert before practice. That makes me sad",
"my new dress looks sort of...horrible http://twitpic.com/64mdc",
"Morning. Forgot my daily booth yesterday.. shocking! I want to sit in the garden today and read but we have a huge bees nest",
"Done With Exams...Now Focusing on Summer School...DAYUUMM Life`s Hard",
"Knew she was an idiot..",
"Feeling lonely and in need a a good friend"
] | [
"I don`t even remember what`s on there!!!",
"Having dinner with my grandma since I couldn`t be with my mum.",
"ROFLMFAO!!!! You love us better, don`t you!",
"i want chinese food really baaad.",
"Look, everyone! I`m a bad boy! I`m ranked higher than Meghan McCain! http://tinyurl.com/oj76mz",
"ohh tell me bout it, couldnt stop munching! my stock is running low, buying more today",
"I guess thats just how I am lol",
"mee too it`s looks amazeeeeeee",
"That **** money sign. Ugh.",
"don`t worry be happy Ryan",
"glad u feel like cooking I`m so tired",
"ill call you on my home phone to your home phone after dinner tho! coz im almost ready to eat, is that ok? ****",
"http://yfrog.com/0xoxij Fry bread is good but they only gave me a little pinch of lettuce ha ha",
"Having a wonderful piece of cake for lunch - what else could I want???",
"Hey, nothing wrong with that!",
"_fr Yes I saw the Village but the restaurant in the Village Square has a sign above it that reads 'Digestif.'",
"just saw a baby blue regal with the word 'SLAB' written in huge letters on the side hahaaaa",
"well, not all. just stay away from those kinds and surround yourself with those who don`t. happy mother`s day to ur mom, treiz!",
"Ohhh french tip! My fave, my nails aren`t long enough yet tho Ill ask the manicurist",
"but i know i can`t",
"Thanks! I have a Teflon liver (Being Scottish, I was raised on whisky)",
"the next wk I C Drs too but maybe then? I would love it! I did go to Mac Grill. John was not there! Thought of U!",
"Good idea! I`ll have to remove all the old receipts, tissue paper and other nonsense before I can take a pic",
"look how choke on this **** talks to me",
"hm... i don`t I can recommend any white chocolates though.. you have to move to the `dark` side first..",
"no one I know likes boiled peanuts t.",
"I`m going to open up PROVERBS and get as much wisdom as possible-I`m hungry!",
"Yeah, I wanted to have some I was bottling, so it`s sanitized and all good. It tastes like those choc. oranges.",
"i hella wanted a sausage mcmuffin but when i gt there breakfast was over",
"MY FAV. SONG IS UH...honestly, its rude for u to make us choose. lol I love `em all!",
"I crochet Laura. Simple stitches...I can make a mean afgan!",
"About to dye my hair and do my nails",
"haha I tried covering it with make up.. It doesn`t work lol so wearing a scarf is the way to go.",
"Need to dye my hair, can see a slight hint of ginger",
"either way, you always tend to make my #followfriday list, sweetie - you do rock that much",
"is full from a nice dinner",
"_beli haha yeah u did, oh well theres always next yr chin up princess hehe",
"and i got hello kitty tattoos! she`s a ballerina and i`m a ladybug",
"That post was for",
"That`s the way it crumbles, cookie-wise",
"In the university with hungry!!",
"_rabbit_ I have been begining to think you are showing signs of becoming a sped haha Love ya!",
"Better then her getting mad and using the floor",
"I`m having a fantastically miserable time so far...",
"i`m both. But more girl than guy.",
"_43 HAHHAHAH that really made me laugh out loudd! ahahahahahahahahah your fuunny!!",
"Can`t sleep rite now because of havin` so much tea!!! 2nite I`ve just failed the test of my Lpi course Next week i`ll make it better!",
"I`m giving my sis a show at my crib Sunday, she`s an incredible jewelry designer, but you`ll be gone",
"Is dreading going to work BUT....its friiiiiday!! whoop!!!",
"_Day26 awww man, its nott",
"making my mom a mothers day card",
"So from this moment foward, imma have to spend my money wisely. No dress and shoe shopping every week. No more pigging out @ my fav rest.",
"hope you had a FAB time!!! Just saw your twitpics ... Love that you wore THE dress. Great pic of D too",
"I want to party down!",
"More beans on toast for breakie! Gotta clean my room and study for final Cisco exam, then watch #LOST . Can`t wait!",
"Thanks al...i had a freakin ball!! great company, awesome venues....what more could a girl want? love ya!!",
"im hungry.due to last night`s dinner..or lack there of.. someone take care of me",
"ooh yay, its been forevs since last ss tv baked dinner is so good, how yummy. I had prawns ****",
"Buying pretty shiny beads and things I feel quite girlish. http://elisem.livejournal.com/1473318.html",
"So, what are you all doing? I`m eating crackers! Yummy. The unsalted ones of course. I only do salt in my caviar.",
"wow what a lovely day! Shame i have to clean my room",
"I`ll say Even I don`t do Dominos anymore - I prefer Pizza Hut`s crunchy fresh veggie pizzas",
"http://twitpic.com/4w0yj - wow, fancy!",
"just found two very moldy and squishy reasons why non cracker based foods aren`t allowed in the play room. When mom`s away...",
"it was days yesterday and probably today that I wish I had taken the top off my jeep. I need help haha. IT`S FRICKEN HOT",
"I like mine green Just somehow doesn`t taste minty otherwise .. heh heh.",
"Make her something. Buying something is too impersonal. She`s your mom!",
"I took my ring out...",
"i look like a freaking tomato goin to graduation..",
"meagan rochelle 'the one u need' i would say 'cater 2 u' by he didnt produce that.",
"Soo embarassed I didn`t see the tweets I`ve been getting from kind followers. I`ll do better, I promise!!!",
"Lol! Joyologist? Love it - much better than the happy freak who can`t stop smiling Enjoy Monday!",
"Time for me to seek out some coffee for my own caffein love affair too!! Mmmmm... Sweet been of hyper-goodness!!",
"No 1 evr brngs me a starbux! *~CoRiEoGrApHy~*",
"i know its awful but never fear i`ve got loads of funds so we can have a drunken catch up post-exams ja?",
"its bout smoking weed",
"Had a blood test today. Wasn`t too bad really. Needed to dash 2 Starbucks after to revive my spirits with a nice Iced latte & a bun.Yum!",
"in edinburgh. just had a chinese yum! better take wee haggis out hes cryin at me dunno y tho xox",
"Looks like I got a new job",
"a salt pig thing coz she broke her other one! lol do you guys even no wat a salt pig is?",
"haha you are just as bad as I am.... Well perhaps a little less retarded . I am attempting to knit myself gloves this winter",
"Hoping I at least have fun 2nite. Today was 1 horrible way 2 start off a birthday",
"I have to figure out how this works!! I don`t get it Hope you`re doing well!!!",
"WOOHOO!!!!! nothing says a hot date night than a squeegee! LOL i`m watching Dora on noggin with my 2yr girl, hubs is at work",
"what do i have? lots of stuff.",
"_x hah, well at least we are not saying; tory is a fatty watty",
"it was just areply on you facebook status that you were a little upset",
"Oopsie, the origami box I just made looks like a strawberry! should I be allowed to teach?",
"I wash my dishes Like a boss!! LOL",
"lol thanks!there scary to wear though",
"Haha i bet a man did make heels! Im sorry you hurt though. I hope you feel better! ~Livelovesing~",
"http://twitpic.com/4j6kc - man i love your shelves! way to go diy diva!",
"Neville88 am gud enuh hun...was jus sayin hi n hopin that ur avin a gud nite so far..HAPPY LADIES DAY 2MORO THEN...is dat better",
"karma is a **** ! i just got hung up on lol i`m still a big dawg though",
"Well.... you`re not called comedyqueen for nowt - are you lol",
"i`m not ready for tomorrow`s competition!",
"Trying to get some work done not too happy about work situation",
"_09 ii No! GRR oooh Aiden Lol x",
"cup cakes are sooo yummy - but would have 2 have coffee chaser- u know where that can lead",
"i got all my hair cut off, it`s almost above my ears",
"i was at the outlets too",
"your picture makes me thristy EVERYDAY!",
"nuthin much just gettin ready 2 head bk 2 wrk n u???",
"so wednesday my mom is making a huge special dinner & whatnot to celebrate the new single, just so ya knoww",
"it`s a she and she`s way too stubborn right now. thanks for caring though",
"that`s not good to hear! i hope everything is fine..i will keep you & your family in prayer! I LOVE YOU ISABELA URIBE",
"Don`t let the sun catch you crying - Oh my.. so cool http://tinyurl.com/cugy8c",
"Searching my home for a few things to cook them for dinner this evening. It`s mothers day so guess who im eating with",
"...I just posted my First video... A contest entry and my still is terrible too boo...luv ur videos btw. Xxxrebelrebelxxx",
"arg..tried one pic, but she moved so i failed to save it...then they never showed her feet again but they were purty!",
"that is yo name girllll!",
"I have drunk hickups. I had a pretty laid back, great night. But I still can`t help but be mad about the situation I put myself in",
"I love the humor, I just reworded it. Like saying 'group therapy' instead`a 'gang banging'. Keeps my moms off my back. Hahaha",
"humm.... I adore Mark #hoppusday ,so I`m just going to throw it out there #hoppusday....... have a nice #hoppusday people!!",
"Tat, You looks beautiful and are a heck of a mama and business woman. Dana",
"wants to eat baked tahong. It`s been a while. Really. http://plurk.com/p/x24ke",
"helooo, how wos work pretty, hope it was alright and a certain individual didnt ruin it.",
"haha! sorry to hear that",
"Hi, i was just getting up now so i tought i could write something. Today i`m gonna go shopping! Soo fun, isn`****?",
"don`t 4get Gina Thomas! ( the things u do, keep artist running from U) she`s a corrections officer in Jersey now"
] | 585 |
I had some work to do, but my wrist hurts too much to do any of it. | [
"iPhone today! I want to see The Morning Of in Virginia Beach, but I don`t think I can get there",
"_beery Yeah little rough this morning but more tonight, and tomorrow night if all goes as planned. Caloric intake off the charts",
"Tired and gunna go to bed soon!!! First time I`ve been online today!! All ready for mother`s day tomorow",
"Maybe I`m lacking in Friday feeling cos more of my trousers won`t go on Thunder thighs!",
"homework on a friday night...lame",
"Having a bad day/week",
" (duh typo error) part 2: social networking??.. there isn`t even room for people",
"could be getting sacked soon not good",
"it makes me when i see people replying to people that are only after followers and would never reply back",
"im so stressed out. will anything get any better *sigh*",
"The sun is shining and I`m stuck in work",
"just took my shirt off and my back is COVERED in blisters http://bit.ly/vUiXG",
"It`s called communifuckingcation.....learn it, know it, do it. These stupid **** people!",
" I don`t like the term 'partner' when it comes to relationships. It`s too business like so that`s my ugly word of the day",
" That`s not good, sorry to hear that, where did he park it?",
"Off to bed I go to dream of a world where Wal-Mart and Liquor stores all get blown up"
] | [
"Lol - I could have written that - would be good to have 2 Mondays this week, then I might catch up x",
"hey, I can`t make it to Makers tonight",
"Gotta drop off some car parts for a buddy to press out, then to the dentist! http://yfrog.com/0a7v3j",
"I`m dragging myself out of the low point. Slowly. And with wine to assist. Prob not v sensible but these lows don`t hit very often.",
"debating whether to go to bed and start reading the last harry potter book, even though as soon as i start reading it, i won`t wanna stop",
"Glad you like it took around 2 and a half hours, would have been less but i kept stopping for food breaks haha i was",
"*YAAAWN* Stayed up too late last night, still gotta work & get up super early tomorrow",
"This really sucks, I`m supposed to be home in a couple of days and I`m not I hate borders and visa`s.",
"didnt do my devos... hopefully my day doesnt suck because of it.",
"I need a break... PFFF... Work Sucksss Will be in Myrtle Beach SC in 45 days... things like that make me soooo happy woeiwoeiwoei",
"the downside of getting TDL 3 days early is that i won`t have time to read it til next week anyway! but still, hurrah *clutches it close*",
"home after a while out! i feel like a long skate seshion but got arrands to do",
"A+ for effort though http://bit.ly/Mco5v",
"re: the job ... still waiting my friend. Thanks for asking * I just need a little ... ;) * ? http://blip.fm/~5jehr",
"Looks like a beautiful day...and I am off work til Sunday, yay!! No bbq as yet though, gonna have to postpone my invitations",
"In hysterics at Yaas` email <3 Am writing a speech for Speakers` and doing Food Technology...**** it`s good to be off school on a Monday",
"Thanks those who have clicked :p Well I think I did something wrong, it`s still at 0 visitor, 0%.. maybe I need to reinstall everything",
"Did 15 mins on expresso #cycling (3 miles) and beat my last time by 40 seconds. Then lower body weights. Now ready for work!",
"Work, work, work. Finally not sick, though.",
"Right, I must be off to do some sewing. Bye x",
"Thanks to TweetStats, I confirmed what I long suspected: Twitter is keeping me up way too late! ht.. http://twurl.nl/oaerf4",
"Need to get an adjustment, neck is all out of whack",
"actually I meant motorbike. Not much touring, but I commute when possible -- about 90 min. roundtrip so it`s kinda like touring",
"finishing one shift in 37 mins... drive half an hour and start all over again till 1am...and back in @ 11am tomorrow .. and its sunny",
"I`s sorry listen to some Bats or GD as you do it! [dude, I never got to tell you, but, BATS WERE AMAZING <33]",
"Thanks so much my dear Damali - prayers worked, as I am much better, God willing! Rested! Lots! xoxo",
"cant say i havee, im at james` but i did some rs yesterdayy!. im learning my quotess",
"i must have just missed you. I was down there until 9:40 or so. Not sure if I`ll make it down again",
"aww thats wikid, i need to book myne again sooon miss you to lovely!! im off ned some brekkie.. speak soon dudde ****",
"rmbr the time when we torned for the night in sentosa? I was the only one who didnt have to spit out the ' 3 unknown facts' abt myself",
"My vibe is currently downed. The only thing amusing me is my Joker shirt. *Looks down and pokes shirt* I want a peanut butter sandwich...",
"No problem. Unfortunately, I think it was just something I had to sort out on my own.",
"Ugh, not yeeet! It`s like, in a week, too... =/ I`ll keep trying!!",
"no i mean 2moz. I`m workin` 7-1 in a bakers then 6-4 later in a pub",
"so not close enough that I could run out and get one",
"amazing, my brand new PARI neb broke. go figure. and it`s the weekend. looks like i won`t be getting another one until next week. *sigh*",
"I`ve knack my iphone, I got melted chocolate into the speaker, I now can`t hear it when it rings",
"Well it almost was a good day... Guess I just retry tomorrow",
"aww...you`re such a softy...I can only imagine you a mess of tears at your own wedding...you won`t even be able to talk",
"Went to the vending maching to get Bugles. No Bugles Perhaps it is a sign that I don`t need the snack anyway.",
"Alright, so playing cards in the rain wasn`t the smartest idea, and now I might be sick... but it was fun",
"need to go to work soonish but i really dont want to also trying to save money... life is fab (not)",
"Busy.. Busy.. Busy.. :S Wont be on Ning for few days.",
"sunnn finnalllyyy!! aint slept :| need some sleep",
"Yum...wish we could be there today. I have a cold and don`t want to infect others...so we will miss our Friday session.",
"did I mention my BF bubbled the WSOP employees event after 12 hrs with AA Working doubles now for the next 6 weeks",
"Aww I`m sorry your boys are sick. I`ll keep my fingers crossed for no tails. lol Stay well youself and get better boys!",
"_Rex_513 I`m working all weekend",
"Finally in my bed, & I must say, I had quite an evening. I`m ready to tackle this work week & see what next weekend has in store for me",
"Allianz interview went well, got a rejection from MOD though .... going to be a long weekend as I hear from Allianz on Monday",
"Up and around a little earlier than I wanted to be (phone rang 5:30 AM). Exercise is a good way to start the day, right?",
"good tip..... but then my boss would read .... exactly what im supposed to do and would know where I was with the project",
"Okay, seriously. you`re all going to have to forgive me while I gush like a little fangirl for a few tweets",
"Un mesaj de eroare: ForbiddenYou don`t have permission to access /photo/3180758.jpg on this server. Am ghicit?",
"Google Wave presentation: http://bit.ly/2ehfov I`m not very impressed. It`s nice, but it`s not really for me",
"I`m just bustin` ya chops; it`s not bad. Never seen any real appeal to last.fm is all. Bad quality audio from **** artists",
"Oh my god...my favorite havaianas just broke after three years or service they will be missed. and they were molded perfectly to my feet",
"http://twitpic.com/664oz - this is what happens when i have no models",
"has a good heart... or so says the doctor. Except that the doctor won`t be in until Tuesday afternoon to put that in writing....",
"Planning a road trip down to San Diego- With a detour into Vegas to celebrate my birthday! Too bad it`s 7 wks away I want to go now!",
"#flylady Oh deary me: 15 mins not enough to rescue kitchen I shall come back to it later so I can mow the lawn while still cool outside",
"I`m not sure why walking around in barnes and noble comforts me so much. O well now I`m off to work",
"Well poop, my guitar lesson was canceled today I`m so sad. I hope his son feels better soon tho.",
"mmm, pizza for dinner. yum. but i burnt my mouth though ..",
"Enjoying my pathetic tiny music collection, while rearranging my room. Still a little tired from shortening the grass, and that one frog",
"My parents withdrew permission at the last moment, I am not going along with tomorrow`s SAC trip to IDP camps #Pakistan #IDPRelief",
"i could have got you some from work and not paid more than R20 per 2l",
"Off to work now apparently sun shining not a valid excuse to stay home",
"Shower. Class. More class. Taking care of my lady-friend. Writing like there`s no tomorrow.",
"TODAY FRIDAY: I really hope you will read my messages here and reply to me soon. I could not reach you by phone before you go to work.",
"feels strong contractions but wants to go out. http://plurk.com/p/wxidk",
"Arrrr better half made me brekkie in bed. Weather not 2 gud in Black Country 2day but we won`t let it put the dampers on our planned bbq",
"I don`t know how to send it to you Anna. Let me think for a bit and I will find some way to do it",
"_xo they were so pretty and took like an hour to do CAN I DO URSSSSS!",
"is bored Riah fell asleep and now I have nothing to do maybe I will go to bed good night",
"hmm...ok, well I hope you feel better soon babe Ima go to bed, I have a long day tomorrow",
"_rose Mornin` ! Missed dance time, so I guess I will have to dance extra hard tomorrow...",
"Yeah I replied!! I meant to take a photo of my drink but I was laaazy and didnt` x",
"hahaha tempting! but nvm la. i`m quite a klutz. i actually fare better with my hp cam LOL",
"Friday night... And I`m not doing anything!! But I might go have some tacos at the lunch truck in Pasadena .... Just maybe.",
"hahaha.. sadly this one`s supposed to be done individually.. so no chance of social loafing lol",
"spent a little too much $ at Wombat, but it`s cool `cuz it was time to take care of Tamara good. YAY!",
"hmm, do not feel like writing monthly reports tonight! probably should get started though...",
"morning about to tackle armhole prob - may have a solution not involving tape, will update you!",
"i like it and all butttt your not going to have it at the august 7th concert which hurts my feelers",
"_DJ Xmas a week early? Hehe, at least you didn`t have to do any last min shopping",
"was on the list, i paid 5 to get in, but if your under 21,you cant go in and out, but it was gettin so hot, so we went outside",
"awake. school. ew. but i put on some nice lotion.",
"Urghh, I`m gonna do my project now don`t wanna waste valuable weekend time",
"Hi, i was just getting up now so i tought i could write something. Today i`m gonna go shopping! Soo fun, isn`****?",
"http://twitpic.com/66st1 - please let me freee... I can`t watch you **** for much loongerrr!",
"ok point taken. I`ll tell my team to stop our cynical championing of standards. Active-X is far better anyway",
"oh dear, thats not good - I hope you get through it all with a smile",
"But I�m for smaller companies rather than bigger ones. It�s not like I have worked at a big company to prove it, though",
"Just had an amazinq qirls-niqht-out. I quess its always qreat to have an excuse to wear tiny dresses & heels",
"Dizzy I wanna lie die, but those calories aren`t gonna just balk because I ignore them.",
"Stoppped following ama, i really need a clean break... on another note, kate is being super nice right now Off to work",
"Yes I know as my school reports would say `must do much better` Ah well, just in time huh http://myloc.me/tHq",
"Tinkered with open-source Virtualbox &Win7 yet? Would`ve loved to have seen you @ Hay. Always unfortunate timing for students",
"he has been really brave but this is the best thing to do - now he can rest and get better. Get well soon, Alexi",
"Hoping I at least have fun 2nite. Today was 1 horrible way 2 start off a birthday",
"wish I was feeling better...I`ve been holding a potential cold at bay for a few days now & I think it is winning...aches, cough",
"_storm lucky! I`m still working for another 4 hours!",
"ok Love you girls. but work beckons. Will come back later for #twpp",
"Took yesterday off & treated myself to an outfit & shoes, I have not treated myself in a while, my mothers day gift to me",
"_Jean awessomee! cut my hurrr i give massage? orr alkie? or foodtour? yeaaah! &i`ll pray for ur cousin",
"i know! i just got off the phone with them. it will leave a Giant hole on Mill. + Regions also closed.",
"Just got back from Apple Store in Robina. Managed to get a replacement iPhone because it couldn`t access the web properly. So shiny",
"_flo well thats not nice... hope ur all good now",
"hardware store guy told me the screw would be impossible to remove since the head is completely gone. will get a 2nd opinion",
"Created a new album on my Facebook for my Phantom cross stitch I want to track my own progress so I feel like I am getting something done",
"No http://twtvite.com/3koyqo #twtvite #aptw Have to miss this now because of other engagements",
"This is too much lmbo (litterally) I have to stop b4 I lose my twitter buddies",
"7 hours and many massages later, I can now spend time with my wife and son. It`s mother`s day ya`ll. Don`t forget to grab a gift or card.",
"Going to be buckling down this week. So, relief for my twitter followers from my inanity. Enjoy my silence.",
"LOL! Thanks glad I have the time off to spend with him! Can`t imagine trying to go into work right now.",
"yay! boxing!! although after the boxing, sparring & eating, have to spend the rest of the evening troubleshooting java code for hw.",
"Full, thanks for the food Jean I should have brought that half of the watermelon with me and eat it on the freeway and crash and die.",
"- well i greatly appreciate your comment. That means a lot to me. I`m working on both of them...work in progress, you know.",
"Ha, yea you are so not allowed days of rest, way too many interesting ideas to incorporate into tweetdeck"
] | 836 |
I think that`s what`s wrong with me. Stuffed up and when I breathe in it feels like a sore throat | [
"I am probably spamming my follower`s account.",
" But I can still putt 30 yards longer than you can hit your driver",
"Gettin check outta school cause im siccck. Goin to pick up jimbbbbo.",
"_n_booklife I heard about that too... that seems an overreaction...",
" Aaaaw no! Are the windows open and that?",
" Haha, she`s up here to stay, it`s nearly 2 hours on the coach for her to get here, may not be convenient for an hour of TV!",
"Not looking forward to next week: Maths, Geography, English and French exams, totalling 7 hours",
"just found out i wont know my uni results for this year until 17th july at the earliest!!!! hate the wait",
"`ss back to the gym project. Finally finished ... **** filthy hobo`s always trying to eat my taco`s. !! </3",
"bf moves to the city tomorrow. Currently he lives down the st. Sadness. He will be far away (not TOO far, but not down the street )",
"I think my book is gone forever... we mourn forever ****!",
"FreeSat`s coverage (Sky dish) is really, really bad at the moment, blocks all over the place, really annoying!",
"OH. I am just so tired.",
" I shall annoyingly tweet at you tomorrow.",
"thinking i cant handle my life like this anymore... almost seems as if suicides the answer... unfortunately.",
"Yep, lost my bet to chris"
] | [
"My vibe is currently downed. The only thing amusing me is my Joker shirt. *Looks down and pokes shirt* I want a peanut butter sandwich...",
"sti`s doin` just fine how bout you?",
"I mean i`m tired, and sooooo freakin in love with my .",
"Actually I`ve been in here, holed up quite nicely, for hours. This is one of those times I regret never having married or gotten a cat",
"http://twitpic.com/4w67l - Im hard core, you just dont know it.",
"Oh no! Hope it`s not as bad as it sounds!",
"haha you are just as bad as I am.... Well perhaps a little less retarded . I am attempting to knit myself gloves this winter",
"Freaking out a bit..crossing my fingers that things will work out ok",
"_ YEEEAH :`D lmao, dentists aren`t nice espesh after they decide your too old for goodie bags with stickers & awesome toothpaste",
"So... Inconclusive. There`s still a chance i`ll need surgery. I see the doctor again in 3 weeks for more x-rays.",
"_Henrie how are you?what are you doing?answer me plz",
"haha! sorry to hear that",
"Had a little fight with My Best Friend What should I Do?!?",
"it was days yesterday and probably today that I wish I had taken the top off my jeep. I need help haha. IT`S FRICKEN HOT",
"Stress test: http://www.selfhelpmagazine.com/psychtoons/glasbergen/StressManagement/StressTest.gif Good luck!",
"lol awww lol i will i can`t do it now lol cauz i have to work but i will make one and tell you love you 2 oxoxoteambreezy",
"- I`m hoping these pills will do something, cuz I`m gonna go nuts",
"Anyone have some advice??? I need it!!",
"Hope everyone is okay, especially Americans who are affected by the fire or the Swine flu(h1n1) . OKay, I should pray for them",
"You go to sleeeeeeepz",
"i want to gooo",
"aw honey... you just relaxin? That`s probably for the best.",
"Hey Esmee. How U doing?",
"I know, thx But I`ll be ok.",
"I wish I was able to talk to you.",
"I know that feeling.",
"i wish i was still in my jams",
"Rough start to my day. Taking this one off from DON so as not to spread my bad vibes. Hope you all have a great weekend! I`m outty.",
"And who says I wasn`t just muttering to myself?",
"ok i believe you.but i have a belly button.lol",
"i been coolin and **** ya know me",
"is looking for a job",
"possibly! NyQuil will get me through tonight though Doctors Monday! (I hope for the swine, just so I can be on google maps)..jk",
"I guess thats just how I am lol",
"is happy cause my voice is back <3",
"Possible case of H1N1 at Ft. Knox (KY) http://tiny.cc/gNYq7. Note: this is for info purposes only, so there`s still no need to panic",
"I`m glad for you I`m fine, thanks. Just another night full of M",
"hoping i didn`t fail english. that would just be sad",
"**** Frat - that`s too bad... Should be a good show (at least I`m hoping so) esp. since it`s in BK...",
"Its been a slow day at home, one of my kids is sick . This little picture cheered me up http://is.gd/JrLa",
"what is it? i cant get onto bebo on this one!",
"_h786 as ur coming on to here im just off to bed hows ur day been? x",
"'phlegmily green house...' That was clever, but ever sooooooo ...... eeeeewwwwww. [more slow clapping] Get well soon.",
"Hello How are you",
"... like you`re stuff! Strange voicemails! http://bit.ly/yKxms",
"super stressful day & can`t sleep...glad I found you your so sweet to take the time to make strangers feel good.",
"1. i dont 2. LMFAO I WONDER.",
"haha i just realised it sounded a lot like stellllaaa lol. anyhoo i got ur facebook msg and will start working soon hopefully",
"It didn`t start as a long message ... It just got longer when I wrote it",
"wut do i do now????",
"Fatigue settling in, but gotta power through! Awesome seats again tonight. I`m pretty lucky. Life ain`t too bad...",
"i`m getting this assignment done",
"i wish i was there too",
"LOL well i`m qlad u enjoyed yur ramen noodles.. i had fried chicken ..im tired now",
"my day is going way too fast",
"day started off bad but got better",
"? what is this? is everyone abandoning me? ;-)",
"Haahaha omg.. dude I read that and almost choked.. haha thanks",
"diiinner its sooo cold right here D:",
"Meeting my best friend first thing in the morning to the gym! Omg I am still so shocked. I hope you will get better soon",
". I`m sitting here with this girl that urk my nerves damm yo",
"take a nap bedalii",
"i need 2 b getting 2 sleep 4 the night. Have a good sunday",
"ha I think I got like two hours of sleep last night and I have an early start tomorrow, so chillin and sleep is needed!",
"besides feeling sick...some things have made me feel particularly happy",
"i always feel last.",
"... i have phone calls like that often .. different subject - same result of feeling beaten to pulp and left for dead",
"'might be interested' - thanks, I was: I came, I saw, I winced.. too much like Flatland http://bit.ly/12f0y",
"At least you have a large vocabulary -- the benefit of being a writer Hope you`re well, sister.",
"but I don`t want to hurt you",
"Looking for a show to turn my brain into mush so it doesn`t hurt anymore Any good FREE online ones you know of?",
"Eat Sleep Draw!: Part of my Neuroanatomy take-home test. After this, I�m...: Part of my Neuro.. http://bit.ly/fXs3L",
"Glad to be home I wish I could make feel better",
"_26 i wish you were here to take care of me",
"I have a better idea: need a couple hour of relax. bed time. Sweet dreams to everyone! love u all",
"Why are you scared of the mouse? If you can figure out *why* you`re scared, maybe you can deal with your fear.",
"aww... sorry for both of you. May the LORD give you strength and rest today!",
"Is my picture showing?",
"Oh yeah, lots of rambly goodness. LOL You have mail. Bed? This is early for me. ;) Probably why I`m an insomniac, huh?",
"I`m having a fantastically miserable time so far...",
"sittin on d bed about 2 fall asleep",
"ummm not with me?",
"I may see the sun come up. All my bits are sore today - but life is still grand Tomorrow is a new day! Sleep well, Friend!",
"ah yes, I know that feeling",
"_chung oh get well soon Alexa, take some rest",
"I have to start eating healthy",
"weeooow, i feel fat.... i remember when i used to weigh that much pfffffffffffffffffffffftttttttt long time ago, hahaha",
"I hope your mom is ok?",
"I can`t get in, I`m in a waiting room",
"You don`t get them anymore?",
"_Rose *hugs* thanks. I don`t know how I`m going to fix this if I`m ever going to get my account back.",
"_esl If in doubt, wash separately Normal concern is something fading onto the white.",
"I don`t know what this is all about but I`m goin to sleep",
"_tweets I wish I could be there to give you the biggest hug right now. I`m so sorry, I can`t imagine how painful it must be",
"i really need to go and start some more revision,biology or chemistry today me thinks",
"Ive been up since 530,i hate wen i cant sleep. Garys takn a nap and i mite do the same",
"Trying to figure out how this works ... BOO",
"I don`t want to quit my job.",
"naw idk what ur talkin about",
"Healthy Wishes. I may just start saying that.",
"Im fine also..up way to early..lol...soo those r all ur dogs? to kut3 ..i def want a pit! lol",
"_leigh Thank you,! Just trying to stay in a positive head space to keep pushing through it all. How`s things at your end?",
"wow i`m tired... going to bed, GOOD NIGHT",
"lol thanx, me too!",
"Just got back from lunch and feeling more like a nap is in order than work But I will press on!",
"ehhh no. just a check up. I have a dentist app next week though. getting my molar pulled/root canal.",
"yea - it`s mostly b/c I couldn`t sleep, but oh well, lunch time will come soon",
"Assembling/ figuring out this new alarm daddy gave me - SOOO loud I think I blew out my ear drum",
"thinking about you http://mypict.me/Fuz",
"http://twitpic.com/4wk9i - I should really try a different pose some time.",
"Mooooooooornin` How are you? Are your legs ok?",
"It depends if you are having fun or not...",
"Tucking myself in tonight Mogwai on repeat",
"love you loads hun ) hot weather gutted i aint with you now chillaxing but we got tomoz xxxx",
"gooooonight twitter...... i hope im better tomorrow",
"hey love whats up! my voice is shot whats new with you",
"did you drink too much? the best cure is a fry up",
"its a hott tuuneee,",
"Fish fingers and potato croquettes it is then! Would love some baked beans, but they tend to hurt me.",
"night out had 2 b put on hold 4 2 weeks coz i was so ill last nite, gutted! still had a nice nite tho but whers the sun gone!"
] | 306 |
****. it should be recoverable. it`s just the boot part that`s messed up. grr argh. my business was on there. | [
"shiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiit advanced databases in 8 hours and 13 minutes fail",
"ok my friend is about to dye my hair black scary i know, ill try to post some pics tonight if not tomorrow for ur verdict",
"Working on this **** Financial project, Definitely not having any fun this weekend , I want to spend it wit my BAAABY waaaah",
" - Still a pity it comes with no lamb though",
"Please don`t forget us",
"Momma martini went food shopping without me!!!!",
"has a terrible headache. I need relief!",
"i hate history coursework sooo much",
"What a bad day!",
"needs to mug for Chinese A`s but doesn`t feel like it.",
" man i still haven`t seen that movie...too bad i`m at work",
"ah **** ... my chest hurts now",
"I`m sleepy but is feeling under the weather! ugh! These **** tonsils. I need some company or somebody to talk too!",
" haha this tripped me up once when I was talking to Harvard - I read it as an aussie automatically - came off as an idiot",
"_Hodges Yup. Their loss.",
"I need to get it together before Ricky gets home. He is not going to be pleased about me breaking up this **** bathroom"
] | [
"check it out check it out check it out.",
"Getting one of our field vehicles cleaned. Looks like our action hero governor wants to give me another furlough day. How nice of him",
"cool its my P",
"PRD take a long time to review!",
"is looking for a job",
"I was in row P, but i tried to run down to the front in Corrupted and i could see you singing away",
"I agree, however I can`t sell until I`m a full brick & motar store... soon though hopefully",
"_7 Wow that`s a big list...lol. I would be happy if I got half of that done. Now I feel lazy...thanks. Just kidding",
": I`ll keep y`all in my prayers but welcome back to TX Hope you have a good,safe flight",
"ah helping my friend move and will defo be having a well deserved pint after it that`s for sure",
"I know... It was just a joke... all in good fun... some people get my humor & some don`t...",
"_ thatd be likely, bein that i lived on campus ha...i just moved back to the cov",
"dared to go back and look at that vid I made - I may take it down",
"_jg hahaha i don`t owe you anything; now you owe me a red LOL te amo idiot hahaha te veo ahasta el lunes",
"Thanks man. That sorted it. I only ever remember 222.222",
"haha I do not know how to work blip apart from the obvious! thanks for reblipping my song have a nice day ****",
"I think you forgot a couple exclamation points.",
"http://twitpic.com/4iw0x Thx all - it`s a 3k capacity, bought second hand",
"lol awww lol i will i can`t do it now lol cauz i have to work but i will make one and tell you love you 2 oxoxoteambreezy",
"I can`t get to bed",
"oh man that sucks hardcore! haha good luck finishing up recording",
"I really should put up a pic, I guess.",
"just woke up to a flat tire",
"i got a freakin macbook!!!!! hoorayyy! but i freakin deleted phootbooth.",
"Rough start to my day. Taking this one off from DON so as not to spread my bad vibes. Hope you all have a great weekend! I`m outty.",
"Wow seems like a lifetime since I been in here........never change to talktalk! Home phone n broadband not been workin 4 ova a week now",
"Hmm.. didn`t get the DM, are you sure it didn`t go to someone else?",
"You`re phone is off",
"If you keep trying, you`ll get it right the last time.",
"Can I have your old one?",
"That version is not compatible with Vista.",
"thinks something and okay, goodluck ako. http://plurk.com/p/x2bnl",
"I`m at church now..bout to od on my smoothie bc it might be melted when I come back",
"Hey! So glad it`s Friday but not happy that I just ate a bad apple",
"If you ever need some help with the Podcasters Emporium, let me know",
"Sorry...but, I bet they aren`t that bad...",
"Hate being skint Anybody want to give me another job? haha!",
"nvm i just got ur message that ur sick",
"Wishing I could kidnap from work",
"yeah I`d just uploaded 20 pics & positioned them just right, then `poof` gone, before I could save",
"if you hit a car .. u should leave a note http://bit.ly/P274B but yea put whatever u want on the note",
"games? Just wanted to clarify",
"my girl friend also dropped me",
"i know its awful but never fear i`ve got loads of funds so we can have a drunken catch up post-exams ja?",
"say it isn`t so!",
"OK - I`m out of here for now. Just popped in to say Hi and check on things. I`ll probably head to the guttah later on tonight",
"cn i gt a twit frm u pls? Hva gr8 shw 2nyt !",
"why did I get airbrushed ****, if soon as i put my dress on it messed it up a little...eerrrr",
"really am sorry becauseI was looking forward to it.. thought itd be fun and u wanted to hear it.Iowe u a beer.",
"sux gabe just told me to go to the afterparty and I have ID that works but I can`t go",
"good luck C have funn!",
"Im sorry I don`t think I stick out, at least compared to what I used to look like.",
"AC is broke at the house. waiting to get an estimate on timeframe to repair. on the bright side, gonna join CoLab this week.",
"and we`re back in buisiness",
"Annnnnnddd another one bites the dust",
"why do i think i have to take medicine cuz i was laughing to hard?. my head should not be in this much pain. i thought laughter was gud",
"the construction lookd familar",
"haha I really don`t but I`m going to this workshop at school next week. Are you going? Plus my car is broken right now",
"I slept entirely too long on my nap, but not long enough at the same time.",
"LOL...oh, man, can I un-twit something? haha! I mean my lean mean fighting machine. I sooo can`t believe you called me out!",
"_zulu or get up on that Michael Jackson ish. Not a bad look IMO",
"??????? #bash ?? ??????? ????????? ????",
"- I read that as follows: 'I`m a what?! What`d I do? Yes, she is rather simple. I miss you dicks too... '",
"DON`T PANIC! Hehe, it will be fine. Email it to me",
"Poor Beta, I took him to Seattle, riding on my lap on the plane. He was happy here until our week long outage-cold did him in",
"Phone went in the toilet The truth is I`m surprised is hasn`t happen sooner!",
"weekend, bought Lost Odyssey, YAY ------- however, my 360 RROD`ed on me it`s the second time",
"Yeah but it doesn`t sound indie enough i need2learn some other tunes and then pick up mo style =] 1hour! I`ll c u then ;)",
"_gaba haha I think we should let the topic drop now. a quick poll would settle the matter if you don`t believe me",
"Yes yes Is. Ima Guna Be On For a While Lol.",
"ya mine too but for very different reason",
"Yes because I haven`t worn jeans in ages",
"moooooooooooooooo? lol i copied that last.fm thing you had looks good",
"LOL, very true. Maybe next year. I loooved that siggy, and I don`t remember what the password for the mod thing was Cake?",
"you work really hard so, sometimes you need a break, haha. so, yeah...just let me know if you need help in anythin`.",
"Not had an offer like that for a while",
"Me + court =",
"it was fine. i was still up playing inFamous. sorry to hear how things ended up again",
"Thanks for the warning. Good thing my heart is unbreakable.",
"- Gig was awesome! Am exahausted and so dont want to revise Boo Hoo!",
"LOL!! I`m glad I`ve seen the original trailer or that wouldn`t have made sense Someone certainly went to a lot... http://bit.ly/A0pyr",
"Hey, Maria! I`m so sorry! I think I accidentally disconnected you. Thank you SO much for trying. Headed to your site soon.",
"so far surprisingly good responses. My dad offered to airbrush the old logo on the wall..but I think that might be overkill",
"'phlegmily green house...' That was clever, but ever sooooooo ...... eeeeewwwwww. [more slow clapping] Get well soon.",
"Somebody get me out of work tomorrow.",
"I`m a genius put rug in washing machine, left folding door half open, machine moved now door won`t close or open. shaking head.",
"Checked the bank acct this mornin..got a lil sad..then decided I would imagine a 0 on the end just to make me smile. #whateverworks",
"That`s not too bad. Good luck!",
"gots my beathing suit that i ordered from victoia`s secret. but i have to exchange the bottoms, so i have to wait another 2 weeks",
"!!!! glad you`re alright!",
"_carter Ey boy!! I can�t see the video because youtube says me :The vid is private. Why? I want to see it. Besos grandes guapo!!",
"bless her lil socks... think they need to rethink the age thing me",
"i`ve just open this thing",
"I think i am getting a cold",
"endodontist should be able to do it without removing it. Just hope my ceramic crown doesn`t shatter some time later",
"http://twitpic.com/4sx96 - before they put a CAMERA in the smokers pit. i can no longer vandalize that door, without being caught.",
"Really? Awesome..Im mad cuz my followers r goin down *Take A Breath*",
"I got the ticket dismissed",
"Have to go to my old house and finish moving.",
"I guess thats just how I am lol",
"ahh I gtg but pls help me with number 3 I`ll come back later to see what u said haha plz and thank u",
"awwwh - i`m sorry i hope you fell better - watch a film ?",
"ahh seen a few of those drop, but I just tossed them thinking it was a once only turn in",
"No shoes for me.",
"wEe ArR SoWbUr i PrOmIsS. tHe StYoOpId FlYiNg ThInG hAzZuNt KuM OwT aGaNe. iTt Iz hYdInG sUmWaRe aNd LaRfFiNg aTt Us.",
"in computer class, photo booth doesn`t work",
"The stuff I got was precariously close to ricotta cheese. It didn`t help.",
"aww-that`s my last one. Roo-Oop",
"LMAO... Smh! that one threw me off.",
"hahaha im broke, i need money sighh.",
"got a surprising and sad news on a Friday (clue:effect of global financial crisis) http://plurk.com/p/x2vyi",
"May have to work Saturday I want to just rewrite it properly over the weekend, but bosses may say just get it working now.",
"I am using an on-screen keyboard",
"can I help in any way?",
"I don`t know how to use this",
"you`ve got the H1N1 tsk tsk tsk it`s a shame haha feel better bro",
"Granted, it won`t do that, either",
"i changedd my background its from picnik.",
"I don`t see why not",
"It`s not the internal fuse either Poop. Might have to get the spare out of the loft, although that might be a job for 2 people..."
] | 174 |
http://www.bodybuilding.com/fun/richardchan.htm OMFG this dude looks well `ard! He puts me to shame... | [
" hey kellie,how are u?I FEEL HORRIBLE!",
"help! anyone know if there are stores that carry blackberry trackballs? just went to verizon retailer; no luck. do not want to order one",
" 5 seasons that`s it? Sorry just noticed in ur previous update. My sis isn`t gonna be happy",
" It takes a big man to type a sad tweet like that!",
" I`m trying my dang hardest to not watch the movie again until I finish the book, again.",
"Why don`t any of my friends ever miss me why do 40 year old pervs like me why can`t I be a shape shifter ((((((((((((((((((",
"Awaiting reply from two projects. One cancelled.",
"I meant looking like a tiger - stupid predictive text",
"says I miss plurking. http://plurk.com/p/wxion",
" it`s a dreary monday morning and I slept like ****...give me a break...",
" We don`t feel too comfortable using it. It`s not awful, but pretty icky. Scurrying to find a deal...",
"i have three hours to do my hair. and it STILL won`t be straight",
"only gets spam in her college email account now. What a way to rub in graduation.",
" Yeah, if I lived on the rez, I`d already be dead.",
"Hav fun at heav y Metal happy hour you guys! In the future accadentally sets it on fire while smoking with ",
"One downside of the nice weather: It brings of the chavs..."
] | [
"_ryan Just...it`s quiet a bit of it tbh xD",
"http://twitpic.com/4jb0q - And a few more",
"http://twitpic.com/6814w - So glad Sam is in a good mood",
"Trued a rim! I`m getting good at this! o_O",
"rocks my world!!!! soooo funny!!!! <3",
"This is to all the people who have MySpaces: PLEASE ADD!!! http://wwww.myspace.com/fiftyfivethreads it`s my friend`s clothing line",
"You spelled my name wrong, but message received http://tinyurl.com/krw9p3",
"I think I love a part of me saying some cynical words. Even though I smile when I say them. Do you think it`s bad?",
"wattup bro, hows it going, i see ya twitter is kicking butt JV http://twurl.nl/ogzbdl",
"My hips are too wide to rock those mario Kart shorts why couldn i have the bone structure of a 12 year old boy?",
"LOL, very true. I`ve been keeping an eye out for that - they arent very tech savvy so I`ve been alright thus far",
"YOU MAKIN` ME ****",
"Thts kinda young 4 me, boo.",
"You know I love me some Jordie...but that is not the best version of CG, admit it....lol...",
"on myyearbook, myspace, here and messenger",
"Oh LOL! Yes, on Facebook! That`s a nice safe environment. Like a church basement!",
"_85 Aaaargh help -it`s a conspiracy LOL! How are you today Lizzi?",
"I`m really happy...and drunk but really happy",
"see u Next Saturday With Mr",
"watching SNL with guess Justin Timberlake...OMG! He is too funny! hahahah",
"I loved him and he was in a mini",
"its 35 now. ilycecily <3",
"Jamie @ Sean Cody, up for some angry ****?: Jamie @ Sean Cody, I wouldn`t piss this one off Hey there Guys, Do.. http://tinyurl.com/ddyyd6",
"- Wow, I didn`t realise you were Hami. lol. Thanks for all the comments on my blog, dude",
"http://twitpic.com/4vuuy - That`s so cool.",
"IM SOWWIE I WAS A LIL LATE LOL it looked good though ;)",
"will you be posting a pic of you H suit?? Pretty please?",
"so Roman is now on pain killers and some LQ meds. Thanks Jess for agreeing to go get him yogurt before you go out!",
"I have got my smile",
"starbucks? I thought u were trying to b good?!",
"At an 80``S retro prom wishing HE was here to dance with! I`m gonna miss his great dancing 2nite but still having a blast & a few drinks",
"_HotSawce owwwwww! gooood morning",
"I think he meant this pic - I don`t know what other one he might have seen! But really - this is as hot as it gets",
"Try have a read of the Paul Mckenna book I Can Make You Thin, it has some good advice on how bad traditional 'diets' are",
"omg! I dont blame you! hope you didnt hurt him too bad",
"re-dyed the hair, early start tomorrow heading down to londons clothes show, great place to be when i feel fat. bright side = motivation",
"Watching WALL-E.....it`s so cute but sad",
"too much sulking over being single going on tonight on tumblr - gru3some: I am here to save the day. http://tumblr.com/xd51qx88b",
"what is it? i cant get onto bebo on this one!",
"_galore aaaw too bad .. i`m in a good mood to phone with someone lol",
"I just wanna be better already",
"that was funny n almost right",
"bout to go to work",
"I`m going into a spiritual stagnentation, its exploding my ego!. I now realise, i`m not all that great. and I`m ok with that.",
"Trying to get this swimmer`s ear to go away!!",
"Again.. check out http://www.myspace.com/therealfunkymonkey ....these guys rock this one too ? http://blip.fm/~5jkbc",
"I`m such a saddo, haha. But that actually makes me really happy. Warrens dead though",
"its ok. im juz curious",
"- haha you do that mate btw have you seen a film called american history x starring edward norton",
"I looked up some differents stuff for mine, today.",
"No code I think coined the phrase Hottie Switchfoot Guy for Tim HSG for short ~wendy~",
"John john and I just switched the meaning of PIMP to someone who still pwns at halo when they`re wasted hahahaha Another amazing night",
"I have to pee.",
"_lou hahah hopefully! enjoy your day",
"Awww I wanted to see some more of Greg",
"Bristol`s is the ish! I LOVE their brunch on Sundays. Ruth Chris is good too but I got sick there once.",
"aww, jon ryan bob and greta in one picture? how adorable and it brightens my morning, ty jon walker",
": You must rest, don`t work hard How abt Cr-chan ?",
"I can`t help it if I`m a GRAMMAR NAZI!",
"Got a day of painting",
"I want more followers.",
"I was wondering.... Have a GREAT weekend!",
"I am back from the best party ever",
"wassup with u this morning.",
"It`s natsmith88 last Friday today",
"im following because of yaaaaaay conor!",
"http://twitpic.com/4wh4d - this is a very pretty picture",
"I WANT A HUG!",
"I want a massage!!!",
"Thanks for the link Geoff",
"carls jr sounds hella good, you should bring me some http://myloc.me/G3o",
"have a great camp!!!!! Wish I could be there.",
"you traitor whiskey and coke is my aphrodisiac",
"rap battling at second sat, now at the moviesss haha 'i swim in a lake of sex'- Matthew M. ( Ghosts of Girlfriends Past)",
"Yay I love it when you host Money For Breakfast Jenna Lee 4hrs of you the amazing and so pretty and sexy Jenna Lee yay.",
"**** @-) That`s a lot of messages from him @-) HOW SWEET. :'> And yeah, sayang",
"There is good cholesterol. There are no good tumors.",
"ohhh wowwww no good",
"I want to be at",
"Awesome pics! It`s a nice way to start the week",
"Ahh well he can only spend short amounts of time on because of his mum You should scroll back at our msgs!!! ;-)",
"Omg Cliff Richard songs in my mind? Just why lol",
"_the_game GIRL! Work it! Hope you had the Slammer, and had fun with the Moldovan! I want to hear details!!!",
"Good eatin. Hey, follow my son . He`s on now",
"http://twitpic.com/4jkvh - I wasn`t bored really.. my redd converse. I love converse.",
"like almost above my sholders",
"I feel like dressing up for the heck of it.& putting make up on. Haha",
"my hair won`t turn whiiite",
"was that sass I detect? As long as it isn`t back sass! Haha",
"I hope you feel better soon",
"nm. dang, you on NOW but i gotta bounce in like 4 minutes i`m just chilling. the usual.",
"_double as if there are any other kind http://myloc.me/Fkl",
"just watched JONAS. It was funny.",
"haiiii sankQ i`m fineee ima js get a checkup cos my rib hurts LOL idk but i shall be fine ~ thanks",
"Might be in the middle of a perfect weekend...",
"I can`t believe that he almost got put down, before the rescue group went and got him.",
"BORED. would love someone to talk to.",
"wow i`m soo hungover",
"hey handsome! I`m packing",
"oh yes some are quite nice! and my `photoshop` liep zojuist vast. so now I have to start over painting R�is�ngs glove",
"_K Why thank you ver much! I appreci-****-ate the compliment. I do my level best, you know. Can`t let mother down.",
"I`m entering your contest",
"i just reading a magazine",
"Is dreading going to work BUT....its friiiiiday!! whoop!!!",
"MARRRRRRRRRRY ME! <3 have fun partying tonight, have a drink for me, if only i was 18 i wud come there just to see you!",
"I am now cleaning",
"It is possible to frown while eating a Frosty",
"at BIF.... i love this buliding....",
"J, sorry about the bad night, hopefully my workout updates gave you a little humor in your night..",
"put me right off my scrambled egg breakfast #fartingloud",
"back in Durango. Chaperoning a party. interesting. catching up on my internet surfing and drinking a woodchuck. ha.",
"chill its da rihanna bob. If it was 16 in I`d have no problem!!! Lol. R u at school all summer",
"Not addicted, just sociable.",
"it`s friday! trying to find something to do",
"http://twitpic.com/4w67l - Im hard core, you just dont know it.",
"mayb he was raped when he was younger",
"Is sad clint hurdle got released. I liked him",
"insomniac over here as well",
"????? http://is.gd/wxMt . ??????? ??? and may the source be with you",
"aw no! yeah I must say, it was very good haha"
] | 912 |
OMG are u still naked 1313 XDD omg i miss you so muuch | [
"texting my friends and being bored... gosh i hate rain!!",
"Someone just **** up birthday **** for me ... he basically said the song is about a **** being selfish ... Listen to the song carefully",
"Struggling...selfishness and jealousy doesn`t get you any further in life... ohh myyy",
"This is getting on my nerves. I cant change my pic",
" dammm..i thought i was on to something lollllll",
"i`m still full from the buffet at palms. my stomach actually hurts. ugh gluttony bites.",
"Gutted. The kitchen is empty literally EMPTY. No even kidding. I`m so hungry",
" she is that`s why she never speaks to me in college i think .....i might just stick to unzela...if hashim dosnt shoot me",
" But I hate being me",
"sooo tired, I wish I had time for a nap before work",
"I hate it when my sweetie has a bad day http://tinyurl.com/lr22dj",
"Just woke up and feels so **** lazy time to work out damnit!",
" nothing much, juss really bored! hbu?",
"It is so annoying when she starts typing on her computer in the middle of the night!",
"stoped broadcasting on blogtv coz they all left and was on my own and one one came any way xD",
"ive got a headache now"
] | [
"HAHAHHA lol true that! i always remember my BD but i can never remember what date or even day it is",
"ah it doesnt work for me but i just want to say i love the beach girl, you guys are acee! england loves you (: ****",
"awwww ray you`re the best. it means a lot to me that you say that! i can`t wait to hang with you again, hopefully soon!",
"http://twitpic.com/67fue - My formerly pretty car",
"But now it`s gone",
"_Manford Awww thats such a lovely thing for u to say to me are u doing any in manchester? x",
"just tried talking........voice died before end of sentence! Annpyimg thing id, i feel fine!! Another day of not playing the hits",
"thank u!!! u kno ppl already look @ my chest ne ways might as well give them somethng to throw them off! LOL!",
"still eatin lunch.....n readin comments about last nite....da best comment i receive was 'You really brought Anne to life!'",
"Inspite of the spams.. I can`t stop losing this twittergadget. I love twitting from Gmail",
"dont worry baby i`ll eat sum cake for the both of us , i`ll hit u up wen i get back. bye, dont eat too much at home",
"No shoes for me.",
"Dave i ask you for 'The Fix' by JK!!! and send HI to my sister Lisette and me ( Alejandra ) from Mexico!!!!!",
"Happy Friday! Do u know how I can get a copy of the BT art u did on Mel`s fake Twitter? I`m n it, but can`t find it now. THX",
"Can`t wait to see you on December in Switzerland for a third rendez-vous Great show ! You are just amazing ... Enjoy in OZ",
"No 1 evr brngs me a starbux! *~CoRiEoGrApHy~*",
"i must have just missed you. I was down there until 9:40 or so. Not sure if I`ll make it down again",
"I`m not giving up http://bit.ly/SnjEn",
"heyy. how are you?",
"i love pink, and i don`t care. today i shall not tweet as i have to hardcore work with jamie! have a nice day everyoneeeee xxxxxxloser",
"like wat do i do wat do i do.........HA i got it i`ll go 2 mushygushy...... so peace out twitter dudes i got a gushy gram 2 make",
"Hey girl, yeah I did..thanks a bunch!! I haven`t started downloading them yet...I totally owe you.",
"I want more followers.",
"nope no idea, I`ve registered, so far no response",
"Ok, seems I need to remember what account I`m posting as..... That last tweet was a _FC tweet!",
"_lipz I don`t know I haven`t heard from Lorraine recently.",
"finally home and enjoying the rest of my day. Azongo and I are having a smoke-fest! woot! #mmot miss my",
"Geoff posted a boo: Coming Home From Tenerife Boo http://boo.fm/b25651",
"Will you uh, marry me? haha just kidding. Kind of. You`re hot though. Just so you know.",
"_Henrie you are amazingg. replyy! it`s a dream come true if you would reply to me",
"Missed all your tweets again Joe, **** that time difference!!! (UK) Dont 4get about your fave supporters in the UK!!! ****",
"OO YAY 39 FOLLOWERS I WANT 100 HELP ME",
"E.L.O. wow, brings back so many happy memories. LOVE this band!..and yes, I know I`m showing my age but I don`t care",
"Just had an amazinq qirls-niqht-out. I quess its always qreat to have an excuse to wear tiny dresses & heels",
"DUDE WHAT? I WANNNNAAAA GOOOOOO",
"- Gig was awesome! Am exahausted and so dont want to revise Boo Hoo!",
"aweee im sorry but deep down u know i love ya!",
"@_YoureMyHeroine :`( i really know how you feelin. i wish i could hug you",
"i am public and can`t get anyone to follow me",
"I wasn`t I was with the bf at the time, and am now omw to class. What is this new Kaggra,?",
"i can`t see results for whyareyoustillhere",
"get lit I am http://bit.ly/OASQR",
"morning, how is everone? sing to me You tuck me in, Turn out the light, kept me safe and sound at night. (8)",
"Ive been up since 530,i hate wen i cant sleep. Garys takn a nap and i mite do the same",
"ur leaving me for a week i know i dont see u everyday but i like the fact that ur in the same city as me",
"Hehe...until it comes back, your FB friends get a Twitter respite huh? JK!",
"I can only promise about 150 or so.",
"I follow u lol",
"chatting with some of my old classmates, hellyeah fun but we have some of very weird conversation haha. hello? bbm lo error ya?",
"what am l doing?? .....nothing much atm",
"lost my BA115 enlisted class in CRS!! ( whyyyy. hindi naman conflict or whatever. ang labo ng CRS grabe. T.T",
"awww! i didnt see this till now and edwin just left! i knew you wanted some! forsure tomorrow i`ll make u a new batch!",
"i didnt get a hug today",
"yayy!!! Im gonna see you today! I miss you!",
"Yay, so the nekkid writing is working then?You keep warm now! Am in awe of the 6k - am always cactus by 5. Good luck",
"http://twitpic.com/4w5sy - my babe",
"well u weren`t around 2 twit",
"I wish I could go back to bed with",
"Up and washed I`m clothing myself as I type xD WOOOO",
"_x Who Else do you Loveee?",
"_ PrintChick thx for sharen LUV IT",
"The sun has gone in!",
"NOPE. It`s been years since it`s happened like this.",
"i can`t call you im from Mexico and i don`t know the code",
"hey bettiye, i did see her. stay tuned for videos and blog hows was obsessed?? i need to get thru exams then imma watch it",
": i know i*m late but i didn`t had internet. so happy bithday to you and pierre!",
"hahaha niene ur soo smart.! lmao i think that is who its by.. good lookin.. whts up gurlie?? i come home this weekend.!",
"haha so your having father daugter bonding time? Lol anyways I g2g work get on msn later I`ll be bored x",
"i know im inlove with actually..",
"ooohhh imma need you to get on that asap love you",
"hope ya sleepin well guys still here",
"email those pics on ur labtop to me... I wana put one of them as my background! http://myloc.me/21DS",
"_KHC wooow. lucky XD my break is gonna end. my classes starts @ june 4",
"http://twitpic.com/4uyn9 - I NEED THIS. RIGHT NOW. THIS IS ABSOLUTELY MINDDDD BLOWING I love this. So much!",
"i have to put it out there...... I ADIDAS JOSH DENYER xoxoxoxoxoxo",
"IDIOTat)tove_liden Th*nks for the follow Tove! (ddoodm) #IDIOT",
"btw, i am actually just trying to get my own lazy bottom in gear. Me lots to do to and still not dressed !",
"**** I`m pass 400 updates! Haha! Tweet tweet tweet!!!!!!",
"It`s Just So Audioo.",
"it`s month end I`m here till 11",
"i got 2 much 2 do 2nite 2b bored. In bath still hav wash, dry, straight hair, get clothes ready etc",
"I can`t get to bed",
"btw , , , and , i ordered some of yer merch yesterday.! <33333333333",
"hehehe!! Are you tryna find another condom better get u for boxes cuz ima take u thru all of em",
"#followfriday thank you so much. I`m so behind. Still at about half of what I had.",
"OMG, it`s JULY`S LAST DAY!",
"You guys need to get on me. It`s been 2 weeks since I`ve went on a cache hunt #geocaching",
"is happy cause my voice is back <3",
"Good Morning twitters!!! I am soooo tired...I really need 2 stay off of twitter...LOL this **** is taking over my life...LOL",
"thanks neemah. I`m gonna be soooo close to you and izzy, yet so far",
"you know you lvoe me!",
"n case you missed the show yesterday - here`s a chance to listen again on the BBC iPlayer enjoy http://tiny.cc/oIkbK",
"morning twitterbugs...nothing like a loooooooooong lie-in!!",
"if ur as awesome as i think u are u would sooo write me back a lil something <--- crossing fingers",
"_0981 LOL I was going to do some homework, but kind of got distracted... Again... Goodnight!",
"remember the guy who 1st #tweetbud you! ~> _2890 help him get 900 flwrs & make him smile!",
"- Have you dissapeared to go on the Ellen Show?",
"its after 12 an man is texting me telling me that he wants to come over.i say i`m tired..lol..da punk says he`ll bring me redbull and KFC",
"New phone isn`t syncing with my computer...I need numbers",
"_Sanderson What`s with Twatter lately? Either I can`t get on or the replies don`t turn up!",
"Ahhh so Jealous! Have a nice time and I`ll see you when you get back x",
"looool .. me 2 !! ana i will vote 7ag ele ye6le3ni taqa3od now",
"I need one too.",
"Stoppped following ama, i really need a clean break... on another note, kate is being super nice right now Off to work",
"not there but wish I were",
"i have restricted driving priviledges... and i didn`t even do anything. stupid double standards",
"Just got out of work",
"I sent you a FR yesterday.",
"p.s. Dead like me was awsome. Loved that show missed the last 2 episodes tho ?",
"Jus got done swimming! Soon ima need to stay outta the sun",
"I`m soooooooo hungry right now. DH is still not home.",
"I know I have no clean clothes either. And the washer`s in the kitchen **** you #kitchenfire",
"_HotSawce owwwwww! gooood morning",
"lol sweet!!! ...i still have yet to watch the 4th movie hope ur having a lovely weekend! happy mother`s day from aus! =P haha",
"I will - but you will never know it`s me",
"_Duerden JealousMUCH..I want to be outttt Not stuck in revising. You better have green dragon in my honour lol",
"http://www.thinkgeek.com/books/nonfiction/b322/ <-- Get me one of those and maybe next time",
"hi ya demi! im glad ur back http://twitpic.com/4vuuy i personally love the picture! haha",
"i would direct message you regarding blogging while brown, but a sista hasn`t mastered that technique yet ..lol",
"_Neith James just doesn`t take a bad pic! Colossal loveliness! (wondering if I spelt colossal right...)"
] | 60 |
has stuff to do but refuses to do them. :[ | [
" You really are always dirty!!! Ha ha!!!! Do you have a **** addiction???",
"`If I don`t believe in Him, why would He believe in me?` -Bring Me The Horizon A chill goes down my spine whenever I hear that line.",
"_fann coming up! Sowwy!",
"Today I`m sad, my cat of 10 years has just stopped eating, and is very sick.",
"Just hangin out at home, watchin twiligghhttt ( and readin it (AGAIN!!) lol School sukked today Bahaha",
"Working late at night on a Dell notebook, Dell`s quality has gone down hill, warrenty service sucks too, poor people buy a Mac instead",
" i wish i would in california.....i m so sad",
"Mortified. could lose my job",
"Don`t know what to do right now...pretty bored, but I refuse to study. Any suggestions?",
" ha!The potential is there but so is the loss of fingers, think you can get the PO to do it? At a charge and not full proof",
" Do you think the bead crumb navigation will return to the new Fusion studios? I really miss that at the top of each item.",
" i miss yoooooooooooooooooooou my poia",
"Ok this is a lot more boring then I thought and matt has me on lockdown bc of moolah...",
"stomach cramps; sat in bed with a hot water bottle having some hot milk & toast, i feel like a wi girl again :`) minus the stomach cramps",
"@_Esme_Cullen_ I`m taking a million songs from your blip.fm station thing. Sorry",
"Har vondt i ryggen My back hurts"
] | [
"good job I have the track in my head, cos sadly can`t access it, boo",
"My dog is sick. I love that little doggie. He`s usually so keen and happy, but he doesn`t even want to go for a run in the forest today.",
"WIDE awake, scoffed 3/4`s of a pizza and feel like a sumo such a weak day! Run tomorrow",
"http://twitpic.com/67ljj - As if teenagers need any more encouragement",
"hey u, no not yet soon maybe tomorrow!",
"Finally at home. Who decides it`s time for more work at 17:10 on the Friday of a long weekend... apparently my client.",
"Weekend was quiet, just planning new websites. Today, research and choosing hats. Coffee hat sounds good though. Kettle on",
"Yes, Cathy. (Ordinarily, I don`t have much of a problem with naked girls chasing me, however! )",
"no one wants a #VirtualKiss",
"_hall no i was gutted when he wasn`t. lmao. i think i`m obsessed with him, bahaha.",
"doesn`t get to see her fav5 today like planned",
"My pleasure. I can`t be with my mom on Mother`s Day. But I can spread love.",
"_carter Ey boy!! I can�t see the video because youtube says me :The vid is private. Why? I want to see it. Besos grandes guapo!!",
"endless set list... very long... grueling almost... also, sent to gordo`s cell cuz he`s no longer communicating with the internet in 140.",
"_Read perhaps it is all those background apps!",
"and yet i couldnt get a pic it wasnt allowed, then i won passes to their carpet of the 3d premiere no pic still wit them",
"thanks dude. Being a low level business man its hard to get normal credit cards..also our place is not listed with any bank",
"heyyy girl.. havent tweeted u all week. hope all is well with you",
"Wake up **** But tired. On this moment i listing some music for make me happy and let me wake up",
"change of plans. won`t be seeing Up today.",
"lol event management. no prerequisites",
": Ok its suppose 2b followfriday not unfollow Friday aw well I have nice tweeters anyway! <-almost doesnt sound right...lol;)",
"#pens...steigy...no politics hun...the obamas are not watching hockey",
": I`ll be in Heerlen on Sunday but you won`t be there, right?",
"Hey, Wahts happening in #coffeclub..? I didnt have coffee for two days now",
"Is off today and gonna go shopping!! T-minus 22 days til CUUUBA!!",
"might still be eating and drinking then",
"_Lynn _raquel ahh man ok if y`all end up doin sumthin else let me kno so I can meet y`all 2 see wht yal gone do..",
"Sunday my last day at apple but I won`t be in. Come kick it with me at El FAROLITO 4817 mission street @ 730pm",
"_Brown been holding onto this one for a while http://twitpic.com/4w5eh",
"hahaha tempting! but nvm la. i`m quite a klutz. i actually fare better with my hp cam LOL",
"I have not tweeted for SIXTEEN DAYS! I miss it =( I`ve been having fun though! =D Ingrid on mon was frakking awesome BBQ today!",
"alives.... Less highness feeling.... Sometimes I hate that feelings.... Talking about an exhusband as if he`s dead is funny",
"still playing wii fit LOL fun fun fun,, movies tonight ill upload photos i took today right now check next tweet",
"I dont have one here - dunno if my mom ever had one or not -",
"_jackson already there`s none left back to cabbage soup",
"the day i was planing on doing my work, i havent ...... i leave everything to the last minuet ...",
"Ooooh Kay! Its time for me to stop twitterin and get going...",
"what?! Come as you are!!! But erock just left bah D:",
"can`t keep eyes open....*shuts eyes*",
"R-T 30 Cool Things For Successful Entrepreneurs To Do - http://bit.ly/8w7iQ - Please Share",
"I was going to send you the photo by DM but can`t as you not following me...",
"Yeah, but George says something with his words. Otherwise its just..... jiberish junk... love, joy,happy ahh see how nice",
"i wud do but im at work srry ****",
"Certainly not Cheers than, huh?",
"Addictive isn`****. Biz could definately be better! Folks have just slowed down on getting their done.",
"i would direct message you regarding blogging while brown, but a sista hasn`t mastered that technique yet ..lol",
"Day 7 without shower. No end in sight. There is stuff between my toes.",
"can`t. wish I was sleeping. Gotta be at work in less than 4 hours... Wait, what`re u doing up???!",
"says livejournal is being a bee-eye-tee-see-hedge. Dum dee dum, ok back to work!",
"I need a restful weekend, but I will have to work instead",
"_baby your not talking about your obsession with me right???",
"oh kimmy really? I give you one week from when you get home to hangout with me. I better get to see you. <3",
"I`m going to try & get some sleep. I got work mostly all day & I`m training for bakery also. Glammyyy crocker on deck. Lmao. Text or call",
"great pic,have to upload my pix tomo,I`ve no laptop tonight.",
"_erincharde hey you guys should invite me out...moody is my only friend these days",
"haha ofcoooursee you do, its pretty much a must, and pluss its dress up night, jst added incentive",
"says 2 1/2 hours to go, uwian na. . . [phplurk.com] http://plurk.com/p/sun82",
"We don`t have either of those here.",
"Not at the moment, well i cant find it yet! LOL",
"haiszt.. im here in the office doing nothing but tweet haha! fun!",
"aww... try to rest na lang muna... ^^",
"which is why i can`t wait till i move out of home and life by myself next year WACKY ADVENTURES EVERY DAY!!!!!",
"_cowan oh cool! I`m gonna crash and sleep. I have been like 40 some hours working lol",
"_Guy Would luv to hear music too but i�m out of batteries - the tv plays besides but i think this is some kind of vampire movie",
"@_iDANCE19 well yes lol .. i had a chat with them earlier , there just not willing to learn anything else",
"you got it. poor thing not gonna have a choice for much longer though",
"Today I wrote two songs (one for temple which I will probably never perform ever) and one for mothers day. Happy vesak everyone rena xoxo",
"you have no interview today?",
"I`ve always said to PD that I wanted a kitchen like yours...I just wouldn`t know what to do with it",
"No blood drives in my area. I`ll keep looking.",
"also bored at school, its my third freelesson( freistunde )",
"http://twitpic.com/4j99z - a gift from my boyfriend... this little guy keeps me company at night",
"Work is MAD blocking sites! No fun but they aren`t blocking facebook, twitter & youtube",
"Or a Mexican wrestler. They year capes too. You probably haven`t the build for it though.",
"Just got back from the doctor... I don`t need surgery yayyy!!!!!! But my knees are still **** not gonna get better",
"Download movie 'Still Waiting...' http://tinyurl.com/d9g8sj cool #movie",
"_20 I hope he does it soon, and i know i hate fakes",
"no probs(: and yeah im still sick. no school today lol. feel really **** but thats because im dancing lol . thanks",
"I send messages to greg all the time, no answer its ok I still love o & a, goog luck with your move to Erie.",
"big hair rock day today me thinks here I go again to start xxxxx ? http://blip.fm/~5z4p7",
"What kind of coach would I be if I didn`t read all your tweets? Still waiting on an non-dried afro picture.",
"Is almost pacing while waiting for UPS truck with my package from Ichiban Kan -- probably not until 18:00 EST",
"http://twitpic.com/4wk9i - I should really try a different pose some time.",
"go to mid valley la **** haha! never mind la, i don`t wanna go with you anyways",
"What`s with the gloomy weather? The sun must be too tired to come out and play heading to victoria gardens for some impulse buys haha",
"I wish i could have a pole, we got no space for it maybe i should throw out some furniture and get a pole",
"is STILL sick. But still loves revenge and the possibility of more revenge to come",
"@_peanut_ Thank you. Now we`ll just have to see how long it takes me to finish the **** thing.",
"My grandpa just told me he feels useless. I said, 'Papa you`re in your 80`s, you just do what makes you happy', somehow I doubt it helped",
"yeah, not meant to be",
"nope, would be no music",
"and the 'fuck ' was because I dont get my gift! I was SO exited about it, and it was sooo awesome...",
"Okay gots to go and now for the first time since it started will miss the Block Party on",
"Doctor then work. Hope you **** have fun at the conditions show without me",
"i have an urge to play wow but i have to wait 2 weeks til im at my dads! 5+47DAYS TIL MCFLY, im so excited (L)",
"_ that is not even a question. when/when is the question",
"have fun without me pasty <33",
"SCREAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAM - never freu you zu fr�h",
"if only wouldn`t have some fiftythousand followers... hugh laurie`s just a needle in a haystack now!",
"yep i am.got back this morning. NFg were fab last night, but i cant go tomorrow you getting MS ticket soon? 4weeks away",
"- halla!!! doing ok- got a cold but trying to ignore it how about you?",
"the only thing is I`m not a chocolate fan but the thought was yhere",
"Not us as far as I know hee hee. We`re thinking a few more years first .",
"_oliver whats for breaky then, russtle something up for my hangover please our jamie lmao",
"my picture wont come up it keeps saying thats a nice picture! but where is it??",
"Field day.... Gt class...not winning...",
"_pinkapple Not much on for the weekend here. Off to Knox shortly & definitely must get into the garden. It`s a wee bit neglected.",
"Having a pj dayy.....Doesnt happen veryy often",
"http://twitpic.com/676tn - Home Sweet Home... I didn`t have a picnic blanket though",
"has her laptop, her spasy phone, her cat, her music on and her mother making her breakfast! Lovage for you is that!",
"Listening to The Man Who Cant Be Moved <3 I just love the connection with GW Doing Dutch and might do some art later.",
"Hi, i was just getting up now so i tought i could write something. Today i`m gonna go shopping! Soo fun, isn`****?",
"Not by choice. I have to use it for that one project that never ends!",
"no I didn`t yet he never texted backk.",
"staying in, hve June exams 4 docent training class ,need to study , we hvng zombie movie sunday aftrn, u both shld come over!",
"That`s exactly why I prefer to give money and play outside the house. Stupid Internet connection always ruining my instances!!!! #wow",
"girl yes, as if having it where you CANT see it wont gross enough",
"- I think did an amazing presentation about the whole 'keeping review items' and tax thing at BlogHer `08 She`s awesome!",
"grecia! its between mood & party! i wanna see him lol but we are going out fershure."
] | 382 |
rented bikes + unknown trail with random bumps + big hills + kids = one beat up little girl. Not a good day on the B family vacation. | [
"_lu I must be getting old and bent: that is the second thing you`ve said in the last couple of days that has not really been a turnon",
"****, I cut my finger!",
"Working. I can`t wait till 4:30. Funeral on monday.",
"save me--i feel like i`m going crazy. ? http://blip.fm/~5z193",
"Sad! Casue everyone is going their seperate ways! Never going to see my friends again!",
"Will miss my baby for 2 days",
"2 hours after teleconference. but can`t go back to sleep. got some work to do. sigh sigh",
" I could but won`t get here in time before my Vegas trip So I`ll still look like a noob there~",
"_007 Don`t worry, they`ll get bored of it! Just hang in there and don`t give in!",
"NOW IM SAD BUT IM NOT GIVING IN FIRST..I DIDNT DO NOTHING!!!! :**-(",
"The sun is shining and I`m stuck in work",
"gosh! i`m freakin` bored! talk to me!",
"Oh No!!!! I must be gettin old!!!! My mom use to watch this show....I miss her",
" Yep, finished, chocked full of spelling and grammatical errors, but I`m cleaning it up tomorrow and popping it up hehe",
"I can`t upload a picture. Everything`s too big",
" well what about tomorrow? I miss you"
] | [
"It didn`t rain. Lightly misted though.",
"aw anytime, boo. I realized that all I need to have some fun are you guys. We should change our pics to the poofy hair ones!",
"These difficult situation force us to think about marrying a lovable girl",
"hahah me too!! Except for when Haley gets hit by a car but yay Leyton!",
"Crazy Legs is peepin _parks at the pool hahaha She likes graf writers, not b-boys, sorry",
"639 baby! GOD ITS SAD REALLY oh well lifes a partaaay! xxxxxxxxxx",
"Cultural tour 102 by loiusa`s family: kangaroo sight-seeing in cemetary. Lovely",
"dad`s posting got postponed ONE HOUR before he was meant to leave. either going to afganistan or NOWHERE. i`m sorta happy but he`s gutted",
"Going to see Star Trek",
"Going to see star trek",
"In 1 horse town + 2 blown out car speakers =",
"Excited bout going out 2nite but bummed cuz im da designated driver. So no drinking for Angie!",
"haha you would do that =P that`s cute. nobody ever comes to visit me god **** lake geneva and how far it is from civilizati ...",
"you obviously havent seen my mrs first thing in a morning",
"up odee early qot a call from some1 who I haven`t heard from in a very lonq time",
"Glenna is bored but glad that it is a beautiful day. Macy went swimming and Kris played golf while I sat at home waiting for them",
"Aw you named your car, that`s very sweet. I`m sorry to hear that Petey has to go, I hope you find a really posh rollerskate.",
"my favorite curling iron broke",
"These girls make me giggle twinz twinz! Godda hit up the bbq in a few",
"just trying to make you feel at home?",
"No... have to go on cruches next 2 weeks",
"rushing to sitter to pick up my 103F-fevered preschooler",
"Hi Donnie today i want 2 hear from u that u guys r going to reschedule NC so i dont have 2 b bummed anymore",
"??? ?????? - http://bit.ly/nAcK2",
"where is everyoneeeeeeeeee ?",
"found a swing set for sale 2 blocks from home, super cheap. I want it 4 my kids but no one is answering the phone # listed",
"fun day with boo. short but fun",
"thankfully it`s just a really bad sinus infection. they`re just watching out for me since i`ve traveled recently. thanks though",
"first trip home since diwali. But before that a couple of days in saddi dilli",
"Avoided cinder blocks! Safe in NY area.. But Dantas and porky upset beavs gone",
"Arrrr better half made me brekkie in bed. Weather not 2 gud in Black Country 2day but we won`t let it put the dampers on our planned bbq",
"Parrrtty!..Playing twister and getting tipsy!...well everyone else is lol",
"oh no Jess I hope the person is ok",
"home bound for mothers day",
"that`s not good to hear! i hope everything is fine..i will keep you & your family in prayer! I LOVE YOU ISABELA URIBE",
"_bbA Ooh, nice Well I guess not nice at the moment, being windy and rainy. But I like rain",
"following `cause ordered it",
"that sucks. But woot for Misha.",
"Whn r u goin to Europe?",
"Trying to find someone to go to the mall with.",
"yes, i found you! come to greenville. perfect weekend for pictures and no sidekick to go shooting with",
"awww poor jayk. :[ try to make the drive fun.and eat something soon!have a great show tonight i wish i could go,i live too far",
"thats my moan for the day",
": Lol it went okay! As far as I can tell . But then I had to do a test today for geo and I was all zoned out and got like 65%",
"plz dont fall in love with tokyo and never come home",
"great thanks hun, i did thr family thing this wknd too! 5 weeks today we hit the USA, cant wait!!",
"OMG~ that did not sound right...** U Better B Grinning ** thx",
"Is hungry with a sub",
"nuthin much just gettin ready 2 head bk 2 wrk n u???",
"recovering from mexican fiesta. Had a bit too much of a good time!",
"ment to be doing hw but not going to happen!!! Ill pray for tia! Rose is in the shower so sh.. http://bit.ly/VMv6U",
"Morning! Bank Holiday Monday and the sun has gone - typical! Hospital for knee at 2:30 and then training at 6. Another bust day",
"Its goin good takin it easy ths weekend Im preparing for the big events comin up for me U girls INSPIRE me 2 do great things!!",
"http://twitpic.com/4wsy6 - Beauty. Going out now!",
"despite rain, having a fantastic day",
"morning T! I love their breakfast! If I wasn`t stuck at the shop right now getting maintenance done to the ride!",
"Trip to the zoo today",
"What did you get? My day is alright.. haven`t done anything yet. leaving soon to my stepsister though!",
"Today I`m lonley girl with a guitar",
"having a great mothers day",
"In a really Good mood for absolutely no reason tee her",
"My sister got a lunch date and I don`t",
"2moro is the end of my stay to bad shes in NY Then off 2Ft Laud 4a weddin Florida is fun but i miss Home and Spike(car) lol",
"LOL! Girl that video disturbed me and I love the hk theme too cute!",
"_I Yeah poor Yao! Hope u had fun looking at the Lakers JerseyZ haha! Enjoy ur time buddy !",
"not sure i can make it",
"Its two o clock in the morning!",
"everybody needs some time on thier own Guns N Roses x ? http://blip.fm/~5z5kz",
"I didn`t see this until after",
"you didn`t include in the 'Follow Friday'",
"good morning twiggas and twitches http://bbltwt.com/sciif getcha motivation on",
"a midwest girl, lol....so close and yet so far",
"1:30am goin to sleeeeep",
"We have a tour of students this morning: huge pick-up for Mothers day:speaking for a luncheon:100 planters to do: nothing boring here",
"has no people skills.",
"_Ellen and she`s 9.5 and a rescue.. bad hips. She deserves pampering! She`s full of life though!!",
"Heading south on I-95. Jacked mess around SR 234",
"is finally gotten online after logging 200km over the last two days on errands as the family driver http://plurk.com/p/wxz12",
"last school day tomorrow! it was the funnest day ever. BUt also really sad Righ ow I`m getting ready to go to Moab with Phil!!!",
"Fun to read, thanks! You Brits make things interesting Funny they whittled 33 saints days to four,... http://ff.im/-2zgfk",
"Going to get a pedicure and the to CPK for lunch",
"wassup with u this morning.",
"Laying with lyndi on drive way. Drinking tea. Listenin to music. Takin pictures. Just a Chillin.",
"It will be an Adventure! Have FUN with your 5 yr old and 8 mo old! (You`re brave.) Hope you have a great time!",
"Off from work now!",
"Its chilly n lonley n this livingroom",
"Not feeling very good at all, why does this have to happen today of all days? Not going to friends tonight",
"on a sunny walk round the lake this morning we met a mother goose and father goose and five baby goslings",
"Etsy handmade cards weren`t any good?",
"You don`t think they will catch them? God yeah can you imagine how they`re feeling",
"another purse? Need to see photos.",
"Going to body pump then yoga, then going to enjoy a lovely bbq with the family, loving the may day holiday",
"claires party was amazing! headache.",
"_Gable It`s good isn`****! Our holiday chalet is out of sight but look v similar to those ones. Going home again today",
"On train with at least two gaggles of teenagers sitting & the commuters squished standing in the back...at least the teenagers let me sit",
"Just dropped my sistah off @ lax. #fb",
"Just got home from school. Doing assignments.",
"people dont get into fender benders on the way to school that just doesnt happen hahahahah",
"never trust someone else`s battery operated power tools when you`re in a hurry",
"you don`t even care about there, their, and they`re.",
"_Jen LOL - I know... seems that the whole fabric of our earth will now unravel - lol - I guess people have never seen bambi",
"i can`t find my tennis racket!!",
"I am at my grandparents place",
"where is the rain please come out",
"Gorgeous day! Off to Hash around Waterley Bottom - wonderful name for a village! Quiz Mistressing at the Porto this evening",
"The 'holy cow' is what did this to me.",
"Last days of maternity leave",
"morning world, is raining 2day so revision don`t seem so tough,",
"so u aren`t going to be in Chicago",
"Congrats on your bike ride today.. Very impressive indeed.. Ya might be doing` the 'Tour De France' some day",
"I can`t believe this! Did they give you any reason?",
"follow her shes lonelyyyy",
"It`s kind of like your birthday is 3-days long!",
"is needing to make a new video",
"dual reject ... http://tinyurl.com/mfm7tl",
"It is going to be a beautiful day!",
"Waiting for the bus back from cripple creek to pick up the twizzler town seems kinda quiet tonite *rolynn719*",
"have a great time in the Hamptons. Hope it`s for some relaxation, not for work",
"Finally home! Tp tetep, kurang 3BT buat shooting kamis nih! Huaaaa, stress gila! Syapa lg ya?",
"With Aubrey at pearl!!!"
] | 149 |
I do not mean to laugh but a little giggle did come out - sorry | [
"hey guys y did the sun make my day gloomy?",
"sitting in school sucks to be me!",
"<i>Waiting For Natie to come online I miss him",
"Just got bullied by Dillah. HELP!",
"apparently it`s starwars day today I like this . Shame I have revision though.",
"Feeling sick at stomach today",
" then how come I`m not uber successful? I`m not making the same mistakes, I`m making entirely new ones!",
"Sweat is just not cute. Unfortunately I haven`t figured out how to work out without sweating. BOO.",
" ugly. What programmes do you have open?",
"Here at work having lunch. A lot of work and not enough help",
"yay for nice weather, boo for cici not being here this weekend",
" OMG I just spit my drink out! RIP hair straightener!!",
"****, I Burned My legs !x",
"work is depressing the hell out of me i want someone to fukin come on holiday with me in august",
"Ugh I don`t feel well again all of a sudden",
"Just woke up. I dreamed I had 9 new emails! Sadly, it was just a dream"
] | [
"Ah Not doing cbeebies epg by any chance are you hehe. need pinkyponk crash warnings ;-) Is your journey home long?",
"_W wow-thanks soo much. Hope your well",
"Soo sad my McMcBuddy thinks I look like I could have a little rainbow ... I like burritos ok! BURRITOS!!!",
"welcome back chica! hope you had a nice break",
"_home Yes - that would be perfect. That was supposed to happen, last night, still dry. Usually happens as I a heading to appt.",
"well uhm i guess u pretty do now dont u? lol but it still sounded good",
"What was the compiment? I`m glad you`re having a good time.",
"What did you get? My day is alright.. haven`t done anything yet. leaving soon to my stepsister though!",
"It`s hard to tell But I think I`m right I hope.",
"_marie hey girl i`m sorry about your loss. best wishes",
"anytime that`s what Im here for *giggles*",
"That`s what`s up hah. I`m great, thanks Just waiting for all the craziness to take off.",
"@ punkrockchick25 Haha no i just saw a commercial for it. . You wouldnt kill me",
"trying this out with my sweet lil iPod... I am totally nerding out. and... totally ok with it",
"I do now LOL.",
"babe i`m just **** around! just bored! no need to worry",
"Yes so did I Some of the Acts are really very cringe worthy! Though I do find it very entertaining.",
"Ooooh Kay! Its time for me to stop twitterin and get going...",
"well you scared me saying there may be rustling in the trees! Happy Sunday to you sir",
"haha no problem, it`s fun isn`****",
"Am good thanks, what`s Miami saying? How come u wrote to me?",
"why thx! #webdu I was only at the conf on Thurs",
"After the sketchy moments at A mtn, the friends and I moved up the trail and sat at the end of the road, just talking and being silly",
"Yes otherdad Wait, do I go back to sleep or cause mischief?",
"Entering twitter `lurk` mode, time to lock the keyboard, just poured me a whiskey",
"lmao - That would have taken me at least a week!",
"Hello!Im back andIm drunk, and as much asI love my friends,I hate how they unintentionally make me feel inadequate.Ineedhelp",
"Haha k we should stop here. If not, it`s going to turn into a **** section. Ohwell, my parents just came home",
"ok i believe you.but i have a belly button.lol",
": I sent you an other call me back message x",
"haha you are just as bad as I am.... Well perhaps a little less retarded . I am attempting to knit myself gloves this winter",
"yes ma`am u do have a pretty smile. but you also won`t eat chipotle with me.",
"Very cute - I don`t think I can make it to MakerFaire, sadly",
"I spoke too soon Still a nice evening, but lots of broken cloud coming in from the south.",
"_Guy Me neither But it�s getting better",
"Not a problem at all sis - respect due",
"didnt say goodnight to you",
"ooo Growl and Yummy time coming soon for you too huh oh yeah, I have been hunting for a combo tshirt, think I can find one? NO",
"I have drunk hickups. I had a pretty laid back, great night. But I still can`t help but be mad about the situation I put myself in",
"i didnt get a hug today",
"Oh no she stopped!",
"_Rankin yep to you buddy long time no talk, hows things and i see your cat still like sinking fangs into your ankle lol",
"btw. ear is getting better! its about time! finally - i say goodnight twitter world, (even though y`all are already asleep). xoxo",
"Better than nodding off when you`re 'IN' one LOL",
"i`ve got nothing witty to tweet",
"says good (or should i say bad?) afternoon! http://plurk.com/p/wxpdj",
"Proof of heat good day wish I hadn`t spent most of it in bed http://twitpic.com/670tp",
"I cried like a baby when we had to put our cat down 2 years ago... For tears of happiness watch this http://bit.ly/qLwbe",
"Just read it too. I meant the toys though.",
"--- has demi ever replied to you? Coz I haven`t got any...",
"man i just made a **** buger mmmmmmmmm taste so **** delicious i love food, i eat my feelings lol",
"well you can lol",
"and I was just gonna ask you if you wanted to go to CLUB Hidden House on sat night. hehe.",
"Yrbook signing w/ evryone was fun, I`m gna miss evrything",
"Thank you! And I don`t care for the look on his face.",
"Thanks for trying! Done just that and no good If I can`t fathom it I`ll take it to Apple Store. Sigh...",
"Hope you feel better soon.",
"Thanks! Got tired of bleaching it. The, um, bangs there... yeah they are actually a bit purple >_> oopsie.",
"well just remember that tmrw is another day and hopefully won`t be as craptastic. sorry girrrrl",
"Hey I saw SNL 2nite&I loved it!! especially the crumpin` ****-**** scene 'crumpin`34 dub' wow hilarious",
"Maaaaaan what a lovely day, shame that the ice-cream man near our workplace decided there was business elsewhere before we got a 99",
"gooooonight twitter...... i hope im better tomorrow",
"so bryan was at the sweet 15 and i didnt think we were gonna talk but towards the end of the night we talked",
"I`m such a saddo, haha. But that actually makes me really happy. Warrens dead though",
"Tired from work. I hate closing, eek. But all smiles today. Aloha Kitchen, yum.",
"Hope you feel better soon little Magic Girl",
"-g`mornin` Twitterville took the day off from Tweet`n yesterday & I`m 'jonesing' to get back into it today",
"I hope you get well soon! <3",
"_Khan oh please, you don`t have to do that to me. Don`t bother",
"_76 haha. weird?!? no sunshine for us",
"nvm i just got ur message that ur sick",
"showed my fluid decreasing slightly so doesnt look like Im getting out of this bed anytime soon Ive got a follow up U/S next week",
"Bill, likewise it was a pleasure- next time we should spend more time talking #ims09",
"I saw your tweet minutes before going to lunch. Decided to skip that today. Thanks for saving me the money Speedy recovery!",
"Nope wasn`t kidding at all. Sometimes I think of you as Forest Gump (during his running years).",
"Hi Im Better... Drinking Hot Tea With honey ^^ ... Thanks... Take Care Plis",
"Just for reference, I don`t own that dress either. Sounds like LH was a good Fopp buy then",
"pauly wallly ! you made my life **** happy as hell and i love you x3 you should reply back to me",
"No, that`s not right - I remember now. You were in a fearless tweet - we were both seen as fearless.",
"_north27 http://twitpic.com/4jcjr - Mmm yummy... looks like an invitation to me",
"Sent u a few DM`s..Hollaback",
"got a little scare tonight. couldnt fall back to sleep. so i started working on my digital imaging project. looking good.",
"I guess you didn`t hear the grumbles when kindle came out with no cover. My purse +eink screen = shortcut to broken screen",
"GREG D: You should have cried too :L You could have got through!! I still love you Greg. #BGT",
"Yay for birthdays sadly my voice is almost gone :/ but it was a pretty good night!",
"Hi frenchie *-* i`ll do that...later :p",
"no bueno. hollykins needs to feel better asap. p.s. i miss you. you done with uni soon aren`t you? SOPROUDOFYOU.",
"Is responding to an email.",
"kinda done trying. ugh. oh well it was worth the effort. long day tomorrow. night tweeters!",
"sad day. I was lucky enough to realize it before I got out of the parking lot.",
"Doing some test shooting later this afternoon. Did I mention being in Holland for an indie wine festival this week? My tongue is red.",
"thank you for your comment",
"Sweet! I`m a Jaycee one-letter-er I think. Just D!",
"_11 thanks. enjoy the movie! i hope all is well with you te.",
"*PEN JAM CLEARED* CLICK!",
"Hahah! That was the best! Thank god for Terry he was laughing so hard. I miss him I remember racing trucks with him that ...",
"awww NO. you`re not ugly.",
"at the store! Lol I don`t have any liquour here",
"_tastic Awww that is sweet",
"http://twitpic.com/5rylt - ur so lucky! there, the stage its so close of theem! here not i think we`re dangerous (?",
"aw thas good im glad your happy i jus been chillin",
"looks like your having fun",
"this thing was more fun with my itouch",
"hi godd day eweryone im in a reel good mood to day",
"http://twitpic.com/4wdgr - Yay! I`m a blonde again!! I feel so girly",
": I like your crazy and witty humor!",
"Good stuff, Smiles back? Why won`t you go to his concert too? :o. Wish I could instead of doing my music which is failing lol x",
"as much as i love to be hopeful, i reckon the chances are minimal =P i`m never gonna get my cake and stuff",
"chatting with some of my old classmates, hellyeah fun but we have some of very weird conversation haha. hello? bbm lo error ya?",
"O dear! HE`S HERE! OMGOGMGO.. U didn`t see that I was going to **** u..?",
"http://pic.gd/fad84c One Sunday night at Helsinki. We hadn`t drink anything... xD yeah RIGHT!",
"i`m fine thanks wbu?",
"??? ?????? - http://bit.ly/nAcK2",
"_jane yay! buti nagustuhan nyo. isang bar lang enclosed ko sa mail. to test if matutunaw or hindi. next time uli.",
"is in a good mood",
"Yeah, I only drank a little bit anyways. It definitely was the show and not the drink!!",
"Bran!! Watch my video!!!!! please dont make me go stalker status 2nite http://bit.ly/3Ysav",
"_ Awww. So that`s him. Nice attempt at hiding from the camera",
"a slightly less disturbed night, after a while, which is a Good Thing. Looking forward to some quality time with my toadtastic boy",
"_gaba haha I think we should let the topic drop now. a quick poll would settle the matter if you don`t believe me"
] | 17 |
No one wants to sit with me at lunch I guess I`ll just bury my head in my laptop and continue to be anti-social. | [
"needs to mug for Chinese A`s but doesn`t feel like it.",
"Okay, the man with the hook for a hand is kinda freaking me out right now.",
"gosh, watchin cosmetic surgery nightmares on ITV , it is AWFUL",
" I kind of figured. He`d probably be unable to reason out why a lot of the things in manga happen, or the way they happen.",
" aww im sorry im home now hope your ok i love ya wifey <3 ****",
"Man i am being boring today not tweeting How are you guys?",
" Awww mate. that`s such a shitter",
"Am listening to Darren Hayes`s Spin. Am talkin to my wacky friend who`s going insane. I ain`t at all tired and I`m messed up bout things.",
": no, I fell and effed my arm up today and now I have to do back drive.",
"Wish I brought some warmer clothes. It`s chilly here. only negative thing about the trip (& the no sun which is connected to chilliness)",
"sick to my stomach.. and i have a headache.. i wish someone could come rub my temples.",
"Ever been to a restaurant with over 200 items on the menu? Lunch decision shouldn`t be this hard",
" I don`t get as much time here either. It`s going to get worse now that the girls r home for summer. It stinks.",
"So tired & ready for bed!! Really in the mood for salt & pepper chicken wings & noodles but have no money on me for a Chinese!",
"i feel extra-nauseous all of a sudden, like my stomach wasn`t ready to resume peristalsis after the events of two nights prior",
"At pool in Orlando got new kicks going to seaworld tommrow miss my best friend"
] | [
"Oh no, but that means that you won`t be able to get pwned by my shottie this weekend",
"gotta go! bye twitterland! good night! i`ll try sleep. so that i will recover easily! still sick! bye!",
"one hour till I go home and commence pouting because no Bahama trip for me",
"good. yeah i am fine thanks. just dreading history tomorrow, not in the mood for hyperactive 20 year olds lmao",
"I don`t think I`ll ever have one of those again",
"Sorry to hear about the laptop troubles. Hope you can get them fixed and the lappy back to norm.",
"I loveeee NY! Getting breakfast then gonna go mimis I`m sooo tiredddd! missing him ODeeee! Love you",
"New crisis, my bag is too eavy for my DoE",
"Sitting here, waiting to go to the gym.....almost left, then realized I never charged my iPod from my trip to Wisconsin....it`s dead",
"Handed out evaluation forms to my marketing 1 tutees today, one filled out that I was `aloof & condescending`! The rest love me though",
"I didn`t get a callback for the play I cried... oh well I guess it`s back to being a techie..",
"i will be without an assistant for the next week",
"forgot my macbook`s recharger, that means nothing but Pratchett for me today",
"there`s a guy in my house so i can`t go downstairs with no pants",
"When you see someone without a smile pass them yours",
"�anisalovesu me too. I am so so upset,especially because i fear i won`t get a Jared hug tomorrow",
"NOOOO!!! 'thehannabeth: i have a crush... ;)'",
"I won`t b hereeeeee. Imma b in georgia and then I`m off to LA. Grrrrrr!",
"family comes. probably won`t be on this weekend",
"Yeah, that didn`t last long..",
"Headaches suck, especially stress related ones. I used to get those a lot. <3",
"Nope probably revision Hbu? x",
"Going home.. no meeting today",
"is off 2 bed. gon force the sandman 2 com do wot he do since it dont look like there`s gon be any partyin 2nyt",
"Certainly not Cheers than, huh?",
"apparently! Haven`t tried the site tho. Maybe will get better results.",
"j. alexanders... i`m sorry nintendo, but if i`m in a collared shirt then chances are you`re staying home tonight",
"Tinkered with open-source Virtualbox &Win7 yet? Would`ve loved to have seen you @ Hay. Always unfortunate timing for students",
"Can`t No money to spend.",
"Tired from work. I hate closing, eek. But all smiles today. Aloha Kitchen, yum.",
"Ahh man, and im off NEXT weekend",
"Hugs to you for not being able to shag Crush anymore x",
"Is getting excited for the weekend.......Or, hang on, i am going to be all alone never mind, excitement lost",
"did not understand anything you said",
"I`ve made a game for you, Stephen- http://tinyurl.com/ctw4ld - well, actually it`s for us, not you",
"is going to relax and chill out tonight ... back to work tomorrow after a week off ... least I had a fun time with the girlfriend ...",
"Ironically, that thought goes through my head (no pun intended) for *every* headache I have... Hope it goes away soon.",
"well - that blows. Sorry to cut it short. It wont work for me. I didnt get to say bye..so goodnight guys - thx for watching! Love u guys",
"I can`t, I`m studying so I don`t fail Come over, I`ll make u some tortellini or chicken or a chicken salad.",
"i`ll do whatev but i dont have anything to wear",
"Note to self: don`t wear steel toes to the court house, I`m just sayin",
"My anticipated meet up with Tapan Parikh is no more apparently he wont pass by Nairobi, and will head straight from Mombasa",
"I had a joke for you, but it`s too long to tweet.",
"this my new more private acc. Will only use it for close twitter friends",
"Hates untalented **** being mean to my talented friends",
"Well that just sucks. Good way to make me feel bad",
"i`m not being mean",
"I`d have read it but I`m not sure you would have wanted my opinion",
"i dont want you to go to india",
"I`ve been well, thx. Just getting up for an early morning meeting and wondering why I agreed to it. Don`t like getting up early",
"I almost said, 'and grammer no exist either' grunt. But I stopped myself",
"No http://twtvite.com/3koyqo #twtvite #aptw Have to miss this now because of other engagements",
"Heeder`s again and on Monday as well... absolutely no plans for the weekend",
"alright...I`m going to get off comp now, go back to ur party be safe & have fun!",
"haha..i wont well il try not..lol... night chick..xxxxx",
"aww sweetie you could always take a break and read or write something happier that`ll make you feel better",
"awww my trini no esata bien bendito too bad i cant fly in and make u feel better",
"i`m tired but i`m in a good moood",
"I dont get twitter Someone help me!",
"Field day.... Gt class...not winning...",
"me and Arlando are totally done. I havn`e talked to him in a LONG time!Now I just have to find a `worth while` man...",
"if I skipped, that could get messy ROFL",
"Thanks for trying! Done just that and no good If I can`t fathom it I`ll take it to Apple Store. Sigh...",
"Darts and lunch at Horse Brass... but no beer for me http://bmap.us/2134",
"aw anytime, boo. I realized that all I need to have some fun are you guys. We should change our pics to the poofy hair ones!",
"happy mother`s day to all the moms out there. i hope i never join that crowd",
"imagine i would say'bitch!' lol if i were ma d! haha but im not cuz ur cool",
"http://twitpic.com/4j95z - I don`t know why, but I LOLd.",
"_z i cant even think about anything that smells like alochol lol",
"*whew* Ok good.I really don`t want that too happen. All my friends loved it. Can`t wait to talk about it monday in class.",
"I`m trying to convince to wait a bit to see Up! as well. She doesn`t want to see it with me",
"thanks for adding, no befriending, no, uh oh never mind, Thanks!",
"Yeah, I`m getting ready to go get pizza. Then nothing to do Maybe _2gnt will want to play Xbox.",
"Ugh, I feel like ****-- gonna call out of my classes today hope it doesnt affect my grade",
"computers are a great distraction-but sometimes you should be exercising to getting your chores done instead.",
"Can`t believe i`m spending my lunch break inside @ my desk",
"ahhhh now i have no pic",
"I don`t have enough close contacts on twitter to do follow friday #followfriday",
"So you wouldn`t reply to my gorgeous hot pink shoe then?",
"thank god for some overcast and ivory. Trying to get my mom to take me out to lunch egh doesnt look like its gonna work.",
"okay i need to find another way then lolz",
"Really! No even a little bit of #pane",
"time diff and i`ve just been wrapped up in day to day stuff so i havent been tweeting. talk soon,must sleep...up in 6hrs",
"hey peoples, dont you just hate being grounded haha, im just sat eating an apple and watching death note (some anime)",
"I`m sorry.....deep breaths, I started a program called panicaway...it has worked wonders.",
"With that said, I`m out til later. Enjoy your day everyone!",
"He`s off...again i wish he would make up his frickin mind...",
"Job??????? Not so much.",
"Boo for being at work during #beatwittyparty but at least you`re still here!",
"(bye) plurk out muna. will be back when im done reading the book http://plurk.com/p/rq9c7",
"hahaha. I think you`re pretty far from me. Maybe next time though",
"Wish I didn`t have to work today.",
"http://twitpic.com/66y00 - Niceee Hey i never get stickersss",
"lol! I don`t know! but you dont need the plant! I`ll give you a hug instead! Hugs!",
"I`m new at this and I don`t have any friends now! please comment !",
"aww yeah, it`s more fun revising with others but you get distracted easier >.< yeah I`m tired, revising history",
"it should be.. not a wink >.<",
"i just got mine, but it wouldnt let me call you",
"_w T`was not an interview in so much as it was a private chat",
"ooo and good luck for dundee tonight i can`t be there cos i have a ton of uni work",
"wifeyyyyyy me no likey u siky",
"Soz no ideas. That is a reason i didnt take geography cz i would fall asleep as well. Lmao",
"Thought I`d check out home, that was 10 minutes ago, downloading update, now home square....that`s why I can`t be bothered with it Sony",
"@ gadgetopia need to DM you but you`re not following me. Will send email.",
"awww well I am here...just in case...I am not like THE PERFECT FUNNY FRIEND but I`m here hehe",
"never part of these follow fridays",
"Thanks for your definition of throwbie! Editors reviewed your entry and have decided to not publish it.",
"http://twitpic.com/4vw9a - I`m not gonna buy one...nor two... But three! I will be the ultimate slaughter machine!",
"lol the things u gotta do sometimes man smh lol",
"Squabbling with people over the internet is great for my Tumblarity, but bad for my ego when they have more internet friends than me",
"Lack of plans for tonight Anyone going out?",
"is chilled out tonite, so cannot spew venom or write funny. Seems like these are the only 2 styles she has",
"Aw where are you headed to? i just cancelled my trip to Aussie",
"No. I won`t be back until the 7th",
"Entering twitter `lurk` mode, time to lock the keyboard, just poured me a whiskey",
"haha I fail just remember sohcahtoa xD",
"i know, don`t tell anyone i dont know if my dad told the famz yet. i think i`m taking it online.",
"God I just want to sleep.",
"Geeze- I`m just wondering what is wrong with some people. I either need to go for a run or go to sleep. Tomorrow should be a fun day.",
"shut up you know what! oll just like zack again then."
] | 686 |
5 seasons that`s it? Sorry just noticed in ur previous update. My sis isn`t gonna be happy | [
"28deg C in here, all this tech in my room does have the major downside of a lot of heat, doesn`t help its hot outside 2",
"unhappy about the news that the planned (experimental) ITER fusion reactor will become much delayed... 2025",
"lost my game by 3 POINTS!!!!!",
"not at all happy...dont know what the reason is",
"crashing from my WI high...missing mayfield",
"Baq to sleep i go no the headach starts , if its not 1 its da other",
"ugh... dunno why im just not in the best of moods... how do i know if i have allergies? meh...",
" sorry change of plans for me :`( revision for monday exam in a park with one of my friends",
"I feel useless I don`t know what to do right now. I`m so bored",
" being sunburnt is horrible",
" is that teh part where hes liek feeling the girl. i feel sooo soooory for her",
"baaaaaaaah!!!! there`s a MEGA cockroach in the kitchen and i have no one to kill it! heeeeelp me!!!! haha my retarded cats are no help!",
"Lies...lies...lies....you just cant avoid to lie about practically...EVERYTHING!",
"why do i even bother anymore? Everyone is makin me feel like im a waste of space",
"industrial tommorow! oh yeah & I get to go see a bunch of old people go away forever & I will probably cry all over the place.",
"being LAME and not in deland with his favorite people"
] | [
"Oh, I HELLA forgot to say my official good morning Like to hear it? Here it go! Goooooooooooood Morrrrrrrrning Twitterville! Lol",
"? ? ? You can`t be 29...on Sugar Mountain...(or so people tell me...) ? ? ?",
"i can`t see results for whyareyoustillhere",
"Texas Chainsaw Massacre: The Next Generation. Tis nothing, but pure insanity. Can I have the title of Queen of watching bad horror films?",
"I gave up following - She seems really nice but clutters the hell out of my feed. It got annoying.",
"lol i`ll have to look on youtube later thanks",
"lol simpsons S20E19: 'first day at your new school, so lisa: have fun! and bart: DON`T!'",
"#wheniwerealad can you explain how that worked? lol and no rude explanations pleeezzze",
"I have to pee (**** coffee) sooo long until break time. 77 more letters...what to write, what to write..oh, used them all up.",
"http://twitpic.com/5rylt - ur so lucky! there, the stage its so close of theem! here not i think we`re dangerous (?",
"_13 Awe, THX so much! Neither of need 2b sick on Friday!! Do u have any prayer requests?",
"i`m not feeling twitter at the moment",
"Okay gots to go and now for the first time since it started will miss the Block Party on",
"maybe someday. i lova ya, friends!! my computer sucks listening to coldplay<3 tomorrow meet my bbff",
"Thanks Kashi! I was thinking the other day about how mad I am for doing myself a disservice by not taking 1 of ur classes.",
"i got followed by one that says she doesn`t talk to 'god people'-i wonder if she talks to 'goddess people?'",
"It`s 5:03 in the morning.. I think it`s time I went to bed. - so, goodnight everyone http://tumblr.com/xaj1qz8v3",
"What happened to the weather??",
"The first thing she said means 'Your new album is really good' and the second thing, 'Don`****`s broken'. I am Persian!",
"Gonna miss you Nanna & Bampa, She going to the lake disdrict ): Omg !! got disney channel. Miss you baby matt Love you x Will do mitchel",
"I am soooo saying this phrase now 'Stop be so false' thanks to some 'hater'/yoda person! Goodnight and stop be so false!!",
"Finally finished exams & home not watch Otalia & the PBP on BPD - no Otalia today hmm! via http://twib.es/COP",
"shopping with tonight, cant wait! Lucky **** has already finished work im stuck here forever!",
"Not sure it didn`t say it was 2 big. I jst saw the pics of u on ur last bday. You looked so pretty!! I miss you!!",
"dave why why why can`t this happen when I`m not working and can listen?! :::whining big time:::",
"Amy did u already check out the antics of Parella and Marcia? news... and entertainment on Twitter",
"had a good day but im now skint again",
"voting for you Hope you are voting for me I am now a white blank with my name mr Twitter and Funniset",
"Thank you so much Me neitherrrr!",
"ooh yay, its been forevs since last ss tv baked dinner is so good, how yummy. I had prawns ****",
"school then game oh joy totally not lookin forward to this day",
"right im out of here peeps.. i hope fixes twitter mobile so i can tweet from the race.. m.twitter has been down for 4 days #fail",
"Wow, my phone was blowing up with tweets all day. Now that I`m home, it`s a ghost town! Guess I`ll do some chores in my apt. & go to bed.",
"the washer se chingo ha ha!! I`m busting my grandma lucia waaaaay back in the early 90`s lol",
"watching 'Steel Magnolias' then going to bed. I have to babysit at one tomorrow. then give mommy her gift! night, <3 peace.love.jonas",
"_pills we have a punching bag here! but ive never touched it, covered with my brother`s sweat.. but u can use it if u want! hehe",
"i guess it wasnt meant to be..",
"_Devil1 Big Brother quiz? What?! I`m too busy rocking out on Guitar Hero, I didn`t notice any such thing",
"is chilled out tonite, so cannot spew venom or write funny. Seems like these are the only 2 styles she has",
"yep i am.got back this morning. NFg were fab last night, but i cant go tomorrow you getting MS ticket soon? 4weeks away",
"Jumpstart! WOTD: Jape QQ: Are you comppetitive, overcompetitive or not competitive at all? Write your responses here!",
"lol takes some getting use to Just replying to your email. Power keeps cutting out here :S",
"hmmmm�being home isn`t *all* great http://u.nu/8m68",
"you`ve got the H1N1 tsk tsk tsk it`s a shame haha feel better bro",
"Recovering from my crazy family. I love them, but they ain`t got it all I only see em a couple of times a year, so I guess I can deal.",
"I`m going home now. Have you seen my new twitter design? Quite....heavenly isn`****?",
"BTW, hey ppl. lol TGIF. Hopefully ur day is gr8. Mine is aight. Feeling like it kinda sux I got no plans 4 the wknd....",
"Is my picture showing?",
"my phne blocks text",
"Cleaning out my desk, I`ve found a betting slip from three months ago, I stuck a tenner on #newcastle getting relegated. In the money",
"Ever since Orchid quit drinking from a bottle, she`s been eating us out of house and home! Holy **** girl! Still not drinking milk though",
"Aw, thanks. Slowly getting over it. Yep, he tweaked his knee late in the third. Basically stood still for the last 2 games.",
"GoodMorning. My Father`s going balistic, and I`d say more but I`d rather not get beat, so Have a Good Day, and please text me",
"looool .. me 2 !! ana i will vote 7ag ele ye6le3ni taqa3od now",
"_gal of course! *cough* I mean, no, 1.5 hours extra testing and debugging time",
"where r all the 5am tweets from people...oh that`s right...they opened the #houseofrock last night so they`re still in bed",
"Kind of glad I never started Kings now - one less thing to be upset about",
"look at what i said to....someone. actually dont. no, do it. dont. yes. no.yes. no. UGH i dont know.",
"so did you watch? I`d forgottenmost of it, enjoyed re-seeing it, but paying for it today, my face doesnt bounce back anymore",
"... you mean the fam , minus ahugs",
"Happy Belated birthday hun!! My net broke This is the first chance i`ve had to get online! Luff Yooooooo xxxxxxxx",
"Ah! Just remembered some (hopefully good) news is coming (hopefully soon) from someone I know... once again may the *happydance* commence",
"_MandM Helaas.. En thanks!",
"_erincharde yea as an afterthought",
"Messed on these But I`m makin` it right! , , Best Holy Day wishes to you all!",
"house probably resembling your kind of heaven no? maybe Ciaran`s angels have moved in with you, hence inability to locate!",
"Jus got done swimming! Soon ima need to stay outta the sun",
"Good night. Sorry I missed you during our morning window. See you at 5, I suspect.",
"word?? ima be there this summer....just move back with me lol",
"endless set list... very long... grueling almost... also, sent to gordo`s cell cuz he`s no longer communicating with the internet in 140.",
"You go to sleeeeeeepz",
"wow 2 months since i`ve been on twitter... supposed to go see Maat in PA but the James is sleepin",
"WASSUP BEAUTIFUL!!! FOLLOW ME!! PEEP OUT MY NEW HIT SINGLES WWW.MYSPACE.COM/IPSOHOT I DEF. WAT U IN THE VIDEO!!",
"Uh.... what does that mean?",
"yeah whatever...in your twisted mind maybe! ;) LOL ... oh wait that`s mine too!!",
"We picked up Boston Legal season 5, enjoying it now. No matter how offensive Denny can be, I love Denny Crane! He is a riot.",
"is back here in plurk. http://plurk.com/p/rq5ru",
"gotta go! bye twitterland! good night! i`ll try sleep. so that i will recover easily! still sick! bye!",
"busy working on a new kit... and a couple interviews done...Yea! The weekend! Pray for my Uncle, still young and had a massive stroke!!",
"tMeme> My besties. If only was there. on Twitpic: http://twitpic.com/67hac - My besties. If.. http://twitpic.com/67hac",
"ahhh bank holiday slept late now going to dinner in my sisters whos a real 'monica' hahah and im late il get cold dinner now",
"I`m a senior. I should of been already.",
"aight im out. off to see Spring Awakening. home we make it home in time to see Jay`s last show",
"character designs complete! .... in about a week we`ll give another sneak peak... stay posted!",
"im officially done with school til fall.",
"hahaha my uncle does that coz my aunty is a **** who left her kids",
"One more day baby.",
"So that is different than normal how?",
"_NJ Oh! I`m only in my 7 I just joined Twitter a few days ago....",
"tee we beefin....what was u supposed to do before leavin????",
"_pax Oh man... I`m so sorry to hear that. I hope everything works out",
"Guus`s last game 2moz",
"i`m sorry but LOL! what is this about? waitt... you think your mum would still let you do bday stuff this weekend?",
"This is a much better tool than some I have come across http://www.tweepular.com - Twitter Karma on Steroids",
"aww you are so helpful we getting sweepy here, sis says we can have whipped cream before bed , i save u some",
"pmsl ... We had **** everywhere too. But NO More. Love it. My wool stash today though",
"there are # days of summervac & school comes along just 2 end it & the annual problem of r generation is finding a good way 2 spend it!!",
"karma is a **** ! i just got hung up on lol i`m still a big dawg though",
"well, i must say she is very lucky to have you! i guess that means no chillin and concert with me huh",
"lol I hear you, I think I watched about 2 - 3 different movies, when I should have been getting work done. I`ll ttyl girl",
"I know My bro asked if I shaked my fists and now own 6 cats. Will have to make up for last night this weekend when I`m in Philly.",
"ive finished them now",
"it should be.. not a wink >.<",
"Omedetou!! That`s truly exciting, but expected, news! Decisions decisions Please let me know as soon as you `know`?",
"if aint Bee then it aint me...ya heard me? {this for u keemie}",
"_Ellen and she`s 9.5 and a rescue.. bad hips. She deserves pampering! She`s full of life though!!",
"_Chip That`s right! I totally forgot. Might not be till August, though Have a great summer!!",
"Dhellohannah5 can you please follow me i need more followers haha",
"loool sheridan ive got swine flu but im still coming into skl tomorrow same way hehe",
"i hope you feel better",
"Drop the girl she`s only got it for your heart she`s sure to leave broke and bleeding, and you know she`ll turn her back on you. I lo ...",
"? what is this? is everyone abandoning me? ;-)",
"Oh I had lots put on my desk during those years I guess if they`ve done it to you then it would be ok to do it back lol",
"_boo jealous can you add `and I really wish nicole was here..but we all know what she`s really doing` to that tweet?",
"ooo Growl and Yummy time coming soon for you too huh oh yeah, I have been hunting for a combo tshirt, think I can find one? NO",
"Its because I put radio 4 on by mistake..I`ll have a cup of tea and a shower, then I`m sure all will fine and dandy, thanks",
"at least 3 more days",
"Been meaning to email you for months. Your pre-reunion party must be coming up soon. Really wish I could be there. >140 char soon",
"Has lost his vocie and Adele is laughing at me LOL and still wondering why I`m in college on me week off",
"Uuu, am din nou PR 4. Yeey, my epenis is now bigger! ... ... ..."
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