Rejekts/llama_2k_jokes · Datasets at Hugging Face

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[ { "from": "system", "value": "You are a joke writer" }, { "from": "human", "value": "Write a \"Blonde Jokes\" joke" }, { "from": "gpt", "value": "At a dinner party, several of the guests were arguing whether men or women were more trustworthy. 'No woman,' said one man, scornfully, 'c...
[ { "from": "system", "value": "You are a joke writer" }, { "from": "human", "value": "Write a \"Blonde Jokes\" joke" }, { "from": "gpt", "value": "One day this cop pulls over a blonde for speeding. The cop gets out of his car and asks the blonde for her license.''You cops should get i...
[ { "from": "system", "value": "You are a joke writer" }, { "from": "human", "value": "Write a \"Blonde Jokes\" joke" }, { "from": "gpt", "value": "Three women are about to be executed for crimes. One's a brunette, one's a redhead, and one's a blonde.Two guards brings the brunette forw...
[ { "from": "system", "value": "You are a joke writer" }, { "from": "human", "value": "Write a \"Blonde Jokes\" joke" }, { "from": "gpt", "value": "A girl came skipping home FROM school one day. \"Mommy, Mommy,\" she yelled, \"we were counting today, and all the other kids could only c...
[ { "from": "system", "value": "You are a joke writer" }, { "from": "human", "value": "Write a \"Military\" joke" }, { "from": "gpt", "value": "An airline captain was helping a new blonde flight attendant prepare for her first overnight trip. Upon their arrival, the captain showed the ...
[ { "from": "system", "value": "You are a joke writer" }, { "from": "human", "value": "Write a \"Blonde Jokes\" joke" }, { "from": "gpt", "value": "A blonde and a brunette decided to rob a bank. They quickly devised a good plan and they put their plan to action. The brunette drove up ...
[ { "from": "system", "value": "You are a joke writer" }, { "from": "human", "value": "Write a \"Blonde Jokes\" joke" }, { "from": "gpt", "value": "A brunette, a redhead and a blonde walk into a bar. For the sake of brevity, each one orders her drink with an abbreviated code word. The ...
[ { "from": "system", "value": "You are a joke writer" }, { "from": "human", "value": "Write a \"Blonde Jokes\" joke" }, { "from": "gpt", "value": "A blonde suspects her boyfriend of cheating on her. She goes out and buys a gun. She goes to his apartment unexpectedly and sure enough, s...
[ { "from": "system", "value": "You are a joke writer" }, { "from": "human", "value": "Write a \"Blonde Jokes\" joke" }, { "from": "gpt", "value": "One day a blonde comes out of the tanning salon. She wants to make some money so she goes to one of the rich neighborhoods. She rings the ...
[ { "from": "system", "value": "You are a joke writer" }, { "from": "human", "value": "Write a \"Blonde Jokes\" joke" }, { "from": "gpt", "value": "A blonde with two red ears went to her doctor. The doctor asked her what had happened to her ears and she answered, \"I was ironing a shir...
[ { "from": "system", "value": "You are a joke writer" }, { "from": "human", "value": "Write a \"Blonde Jokes\" joke" }, { "from": "gpt", "value": "Wanting a portrait with which to surprise his wife, a businessman asked a blonde female painter he'd been recommended to paint him in the ...
[ { "from": "system", "value": "You are a joke writer" }, { "from": "human", "value": "Write a \"Blonde Jokes\" joke" }, { "from": "gpt", "value": "There is a blonde, a redhead and a brunette on the stairway to heaven. God says, \"There are 3,000 steps and I'll tell you a joke on each ...
[ { "from": "system", "value": "You are a joke writer" }, { "from": "human", "value": "Write a \"Blonde Jokes\" joke" }, { "from": "gpt", "value": "A blonde is walking down the street with her blouse open, exposing one of her breasts. A nearby policeman approaches her and remarks, \"Ma...
[ { "from": "system", "value": "You are a joke writer" }, { "from": "human", "value": "Write a \"Blonde Jokes\" joke" }, { "from": "gpt", "value": "A blonde, brunette and a redhead run to the top of a burning building. Below, a few firefighters are holding a blanket telling the redhead...
[ { "from": "system", "value": "You are a joke writer" }, { "from": "human", "value": "Write a \"Blonde Jokes\" joke" }, { "from": "gpt", "value": "An exhausted looking blond dragged herself in to the doctor's office. \"Doctor, there are dogs all over my neighborhood. They bark all day...
[ { "from": "system", "value": "You are a joke writer" }, { "from": "human", "value": "Write a \"Blonde Jokes\" joke" }, { "from": "gpt", "value": "Two friends, a blonde and a redhead, are walking down the street and pass a flower shop where the redhead saw her boyfriend buying flowers...
[ { "from": "system", "value": "You are a joke writer" }, { "from": "human", "value": "Write a \"Blonde Jokes\" joke" }, { "from": "gpt", "value": "A lawyer and a blonde are sitting next to each other on a long flight from LA to NY.The lawyer leans over to her and asks if she would lik...
[ { "from": "system", "value": "You are a joke writer" }, { "from": "human", "value": "Write a \"Blonde Jokes\" joke" }, { "from": "gpt", "value": "Two bowling teams, one all blondes, one all bruneettes, charter a double-decker bus for a weekend bowling tournament in Atlantic City. Th...
[ { "from": "system", "value": "You are a joke writer" }, { "from": "human", "value": "Write a \"Blonde Jokes\" joke" }, { "from": "gpt", "value": "A blonde is terribly overweight, so her doctor puts her on a diet. \"I want you to eat regularly for 2 days, then skip a day, and repeat t...
[ { "from": "system", "value": "You are a joke writer" }, { "from": "human", "value": "Write a \"Blonde Jokes\" joke" }, { "from": "gpt", "value": "A blonde motorist was two hours from Sydney when she was flagged down by a man whose truck had broken down. The man walked up to the blond...
[ { "from": "system", "value": "You are a joke writer" }, { "from": "human", "value": "Write a \"Office Jokes\" joke" }, { "from": "gpt", "value": "A brunette, a blonde, and a redhead all worked in the same office with the same female boss. Every day, they noticed their boss left work ...
[ { "from": "system", "value": "You are a joke writer" }, { "from": "human", "value": "Write a \"Blonde Jokes\" joke" }, { "from": "gpt", "value": "This fat guy sees an ad for a new gym guaranteeing to reduce anyone's weight by 5, 10 or 20 kilograms on the first day. So he goes and tel...
[ { "from": "system", "value": "You are a joke writer" }, { "from": "human", "value": "Write a \"Blonde Jokes\" joke" }, { "from": "gpt", "value": "One day three women went camping - a blonde, a brunette and a redhead. The blonde suddenly had to go to the bathroom. She went into the wo...
[ { "from": "system", "value": "You are a joke writer" }, { "from": "human", "value": "Write a \"Blonde Jokes\" joke" }, { "from": "gpt", "value": "This blonde goes to the Western Union office and says, \"I just have to get an urgent message to my mother in Europe.\" The clerk says it ...
[ { "from": "system", "value": "You are a joke writer" }, { "from": "human", "value": "Write a \"Blonde Jokes\" joke" }, { "from": "gpt", "value": "A blonde, a brunette and a redhead were walking along the beach. A seagull flies over and craps all over the blonde. The brunette says in ...
[ { "from": "system", "value": "You are a joke writer" }, { "from": "human", "value": "Write a \"Blonde Jokes\" joke" }, { "from": "gpt", "value": "There's a blonde, a red head and a brunette all on death row. They are all out in the desert about to be executed. First up is the brunett...
[ { "from": "system", "value": "You are a joke writer" }, { "from": "human", "value": "Write a \"Blonde Jokes\" joke" }, { "from": "gpt", "value": "There was a blonde woman who was having financial troubles, so she decided to kidnap a child and demand a ransom. She went to a local park...
[ { "from": "system", "value": "You are a joke writer" }, { "from": "human", "value": "Write a \"Military\" joke" }, { "from": "gpt", "value": "This guy goes to sit at his plane seat in first class, and finds a blonde there. He says, excuse me miss, but this is my seat. She replies, I'...
[ { "from": "system", "value": "You are a joke writer" }, { "from": "human", "value": "Write a \"Blonde Jokes\" joke" }, { "from": "gpt", "value": "A Brunette, a Redhead, and a Blonde escape a burning building by climbing to the roof. Firemen are on the street below, holding a blanket ...
[ { "from": "system", "value": "You are a joke writer" }, { "from": "human", "value": "Write a \"Blonde Jokes\" joke" }, { "from": "gpt", "value": "A blonde walks into a pharmacy and asks the pharmacist for a bottom deodorant. \"Sorry, we don't sell bottom deodorant\" the pharmacist r...
[ { "from": "system", "value": "You are a joke writer" }, { "from": "human", "value": "Write a \"Blonde Jokes\" joke" }, { "from": "gpt", "value": "A blonde received a certificate for helicopter flying lessons for her birthday. One day she was bored and decided to take advantage of the...
[ { "from": "system", "value": "You are a joke writer" }, { "from": "human", "value": "Write a \"Blonde Jokes\" joke" }, { "from": "gpt", "value": "A young blonde woman is distraught because she fears her husband is having an affair, so she goes to a gun shop and buys a handgun.The nex...
[ { "from": "system", "value": "You are a joke writer" }, { "from": "human", "value": "Write a \"Blonde Jokes\" joke" }, { "from": "gpt", "value": "There is a blonde, a redhead and a brunette on the stairway to heaven. God says, \"There are 3,000 steps and i'll tell you a joke on each ...
[ { "from": "system", "value": "You are a joke writer" }, { "from": "human", "value": "Write a \"Blonde Jokes\" joke" }, { "from": "gpt", "value": "A young blonde was on vacation in the depths of Louisiana. She wanted a pair of genuine alligator shoes in the worst way, but was very rel...
[ { "from": "system", "value": "You are a joke writer" }, { "from": "human", "value": "Write a \"Blonde Jokes\" joke" }, { "from": "gpt", "value": "There are three people: a blonde named Stacy, a red-head named Mary, and a guy named Jack.One day Mary says \"I think we should rob a bank...
[ { "from": "system", "value": "You are a joke writer" }, { "from": "human", "value": "Write a \"Blonde Jokes\" joke" }, { "from": "gpt", "value": "Q & A Q: Why are dumb blonde jokes so short? A: So brunettes can remember them. Q: What do you do if a blonde throws a grenade at you? A...
[ { "from": "system", "value": "You are a joke writer" }, { "from": "human", "value": "Write a \"Blonde Jokes\" joke" }, { "from": "gpt", "value": "Three girls are walking in a magical forest. Suddenly, a witch comes out of the woods, and tells them: \"Each of you has to say one good t...
[ { "from": "system", "value": "You are a joke writer" }, { "from": "human", "value": "Write a \"Blonde Jokes\" joke" }, { "from": "gpt", "value": "An Blonde calls her boyfriend and says, \"Please come over here and help me, I have a killer jigsaw puzzle, and I can't figure out how to ...
[ { "from": "system", "value": "You are a joke writer" }, { "from": "human", "value": "Write a \"Blonde Jokes\" joke" }, { "from": "gpt", "value": "This blonde had a near death experience the other day. She climbed on top of a horse, and all of a sudden it started moving. She was a lit...
[ { "from": "system", "value": "You are a joke writer" }, { "from": "human", "value": "Write a \"Blonde Jokes\" joke" }, { "from": "gpt", "value": "Three blondes walk into a forest and soon find a pair of tracks.The first blonde says: \"I think they're deer tracks.\"The second blonde s...
[ { "from": "system", "value": "You are a joke writer" }, { "from": "human", "value": "Write a \"Blonde Jokes\" joke" }, { "from": "gpt", "value": "A man walks in to an auto store and askes the blonde cashier where the turtle wax is. the blonde says,\"i'm sorry sir, but we don't sell p...
[ { "from": "system", "value": "You are a joke writer" }, { "from": "human", "value": "Write a \"Blonde Jokes\" joke" }, { "from": "gpt", "value": "One day a blonde is hiking in the woods. She follows the trail until she comes upon a river. As she is thinking how she can get across t...
[ { "from": "system", "value": "You are a joke writer" }, { "from": "human", "value": "Write a \"Blonde Jokes\" joke" }, { "from": "gpt", "value": "Two blondes are walking down a road, one has a large sports bag. 1st blonde: \"What have you got in that bag?\" 2nd blonde: \"Chickens.\...
[ { "from": "system", "value": "You are a joke writer" }, { "from": "human", "value": "Write a \"Blonde Jokes\" joke" }, { "from": "gpt", "value": "A girl came skipping home from school one day. \"Mommy, Mommy,\" she yelled, \"we were counting today, and all the other kids could only c...
[ { "from": "system", "value": "You are a joke writer" }, { "from": "human", "value": "Write a \"Blonde Jokes\" joke" }, { "from": "gpt", "value": "A blonde is walking down the street with her blouse open, exposing one of her breasts. A nearby policeman approaches her and remarks, \"Ma...
[ { "from": "system", "value": "You are a joke writer" }, { "from": "human", "value": "Write a \"Blonde Jokes\" joke" }, { "from": "gpt", "value": "One cold Winter day, a blonde decides she wants to take up ice fishing. When she gets to the pond, she begins to cut a hole in the ice. As...
[ { "from": "system", "value": "You are a joke writer" }, { "from": "human", "value": "Write a \"Blonde Jokes\" joke" }, { "from": "gpt", "value": "A young ventriloquist is touring the clubs and stops to entertain at a bar in a small town. He's going through his usual run of silly blon...
[ { "from": "system", "value": "You are a joke writer" }, { "from": "human", "value": "Write a \"Blonde Jokes\" joke" }, { "from": "gpt", "value": "One cold Winter day, a blonde decides she wants to take up ice fishing. When she gets to the pond, she begins to cut a hole in the ice. As...
[ { "from": "system", "value": "You are a joke writer" }, { "from": "human", "value": "Write a \"Blonde Jokes\" joke" }, { "from": "gpt", "value": "A policeman pulled a blonde over after she'd been driving the wrong way on a one-way street. Cop: \"Do you know where you were going?\" Bl...
[ { "from": "system", "value": "You are a joke writer" }, { "from": "human", "value": "Write a \"Blonde Jokes\" joke" }, { "from": "gpt", "value": "This blonde decides one day that she is sick and tired of all these blonde jokes and how all blondes are perceived as stupid, so she decid...
[ { "from": "system", "value": "You are a joke writer" }, { "from": "human", "value": "Write a \"Blonde Jokes\" joke" }, { "from": "gpt", "value": "One day while on patrol, a police officer pulled over a car for speeding. He went up to the car and asked the driver to roll down her wind...
[ { "from": "system", "value": "You are a joke writer" }, { "from": "human", "value": "Write a \"Aviation\" joke" }, { "from": "gpt", "value": "A blonde gets an opportunity to fly to a nearby country. She has neverbeen on an airplane anywhere and was very excited and tense. As soon as ...
[ { "from": "system", "value": "You are a joke writer" }, { "from": "human", "value": "Write a \"Blonde Jokes\" joke" }, { "from": "gpt", "value": "There was a blonde, a brunette, and a red head escaping from jail. The brunette ran up a tree and a police officer yells \"who is there?\"...
[ { "from": "system", "value": "You are a joke writer" }, { "from": "human", "value": "Write a \"Blonde Jokes\" joke" }, { "from": "gpt", "value": "Once a Blonde and a brunette were watching the news when they saw a man at the top of a building threatening to jump off. The Brunette sai...
[ { "from": "system", "value": "You are a joke writer" }, { "from": "human", "value": "Write a \"Blonde Jokes\" joke" }, { "from": "gpt", "value": "Santa Vlause, the Tooth Fairy, the Easter Bunny, a smart blonde and a dumb blonde were all walking down the street when they all spotted a...
[ { "from": "system", "value": "You are a joke writer" }, { "from": "human", "value": "Write a \"Blonde Jokes\" joke" }, { "from": "gpt", "value": "A cop was driving down a country road when he saw a car in the ditch. He got out of his car to see if anyone was in the car. A blonde popp...
[ { "from": "system", "value": "You are a joke writer" }, { "from": "human", "value": "Write a \"Blonde Jokes\" joke" }, { "from": "gpt", "value": "A blonde had just gotten a new sports car and was out for a drive when she accidentally cut off a truck driver. He motioned for her to pul...
[ { "from": "system", "value": "You are a joke writer" }, { "from": "human", "value": "Write a \"Blonde Jokes\" joke" }, { "from": "gpt", "value": "A blonde with two red ears went to her doctor. The doctor asked herwhat had happened to her ears and she answered, \"I was ironing a shir...
[ { "from": "system", "value": "You are a joke writer" }, { "from": "human", "value": "Write a \"Blonde Jokes\" joke" }, { "from": "gpt", "value": "Once, a blonde decided to ride a horse. She was riding quite pleasantly on a trail in a field until the horse speeded up. He was going fas...
[ { "from": "system", "value": "You are a joke writer" }, { "from": "human", "value": "Write a \"Blonde Jokes\" joke" }, { "from": "gpt", "value": "A Blonde was down on her luck. In order to raise some money, she decided to kidnap a kid and hold him for ransom. She went to the playgrou...
[ { "from": "system", "value": "You are a joke writer" }, { "from": "human", "value": "Write a \"Blonde Jokes\" joke" }, { "from": "gpt", "value": "A blonde walks into an appliance store and starts to look around. She then asks the clerk,\"Can I have that television set over there.\" T...
[ { "from": "system", "value": "You are a joke writer" }, { "from": "human", "value": "Write a \"Blonde Jokes\" joke" }, { "from": "gpt", "value": "A young blonde was on vacation in the depths of Louisiana. She wanted a pair of genuine alligator shoes in the worst way, but was very rel...
[ { "from": "system", "value": "You are a joke writer" }, { "from": "human", "value": "Write a \"Blonde Jokes\" joke" }, { "from": "gpt", "value": "A blonde, a brunette and a redhead are walking along their island beach when one sees a bottle lying on the ground.It turns out there's a ...
[ { "from": "system", "value": "You are a joke writer" }, { "from": "human", "value": "Write a \"Blonde Jokes\" joke" }, { "from": "gpt", "value": "One day two blondes each bought a pig. The problem they were having was telling the two pigs apart. So, the first blonde had an idea: Sh...
[ { "from": "system", "value": "You are a joke writer" }, { "from": "human", "value": "Write a \"Blonde Jokes\" joke" }, { "from": "gpt", "value": "One day, a blonde's neighbor goes over to her house, sees the blonde crying, and asks her what happened. The blonde said that her mother h...
[ { "from": "system", "value": "You are a joke writer" }, { "from": "human", "value": "Write a \"Blonde Jokes\" joke" }, { "from": "gpt", "value": "Two telephone company crews were putting up telephone poles. At the endof the day, the company foreman asked the first crew how many poles...
[ { "from": "system", "value": "You are a joke writer" }, { "from": "human", "value": "Write a \"Blonde Jokes\" joke" }, { "from": "gpt", "value": "Eleven women were clinging precariously to a wildlyswinging rope suspended from a crumbling outcropping on Mount Everest. Ten were blonde...
[ { "from": "system", "value": "You are a joke writer" }, { "from": "human", "value": "Write a \"Blonde Jokes\" joke" }, { "from": "gpt", "value": "A brunette woman goes into the dr.'s office. She tells the Dr. : \"It hurts all over my body.\" He says: \"point to where it hurts\". She ...
[ { "from": "system", "value": "You are a joke writer" }, { "from": "human", "value": "Write a \"Blonde Jokes\" joke" }, { "from": "gpt", "value": "A blonde arrived for her first golf lesson and the pro asked her to take a swing at a ball to see how she'd do. The blonde did so and comp...
[ { "from": "system", "value": "You are a joke writer" }, { "from": "human", "value": "Write a \"Blonde Jokes\" joke" }, { "from": "gpt", "value": "There were two blondes going hunting. It was getting late so one of theblondes said to the other that she heard if you ever get lost in th...
[ { "from": "system", "value": "You are a joke writer" }, { "from": "human", "value": "Write a \"Blonde Jokes\" joke" }, { "from": "gpt", "value": "Blonde Cook Book: MONDAY:It's fun to cook for Bob. Today I made angel food cake.The recipe said beat 12 eggs separately. The neighborswere...
[ { "from": "system", "value": "You are a joke writer" }, { "from": "human", "value": "Write a \"Blonde Jokes\" joke" }, { "from": "gpt", "value": "1. The water proof towel2. Solar powered flash light3. Sumberrine screen door4. A book on how to read5. Inflatable dart board6. A dictiona...
[ { "from": "system", "value": "You are a joke writer" }, { "from": "human", "value": "Write a \"Blonde Jokes\" joke" }, { "from": "gpt", "value": "A Blonde was driving down the highway and she cuts off a Truck. The Driver motions for the Blonde to pull over. The blonde pulls over and ...
[ { "from": "system", "value": "You are a joke writer" }, { "from": "human", "value": "Write a \"Blonde Jokes\" joke" }, { "from": "gpt", "value": "A Blonde and a Burnette are watching the news at 6. It is live on the scene. It has been reported that a old homeless man is on top of a l...
[ { "from": "system", "value": "You are a joke writer" }, { "from": "human", "value": "Write a \"Blonde Jokes\" joke" }, { "from": "gpt", "value": "There are three blondes playing Jeopardy. The announcer says, \"This is the final question. How many \"D's\" are in Jeopardy?\" The first ...
[ { "from": "system", "value": "You are a joke writer" }, { "from": "human", "value": "Write a \"Military\" joke" }, { "from": "gpt", "value": "There was a blonde sitting on a plane in first class seats with an economy class ticket. The flight attendant asked to check her ticket.'Excus...
[ { "from": "system", "value": "You are a joke writer" }, { "from": "human", "value": "Write a \"Blonde Jokes\" joke" }, { "from": "gpt", "value": "A blonde, a brunette, and a red-head all go hunting together. Then they decide to all go their separate ways. When they all come back, the...
[ { "from": "system", "value": "You are a joke writer" }, { "from": "human", "value": "Write a \"Blonde Jokes\" joke" }, { "from": "gpt", "value": "A blonde wearing headphones walks into a store and on the window it said 'No Headphones' so the clerk says, \"I'm afraid I'll have to make...
[ { "from": "system", "value": "You are a joke writer" }, { "from": "human", "value": "Write a \"Blonde Jokes\" joke" }, { "from": "gpt", "value": "A blonde walking by the river came across another blonde directly across from her. The first blonde waved to the other and said \"hey, how...
[ { "from": "system", "value": "You are a joke writer" }, { "from": "human", "value": "Write a \"Blonde Jokes\" joke" }, { "from": "gpt", "value": "A young man wanted to get his beautiful \"blonde\" wife something nice for their first wedding anniversary. So he decides to buy her a c...
[ { "from": "system", "value": "You are a joke writer" }, { "from": "human", "value": "Write a \"Blonde Jokes\" joke" }, { "from": "gpt", "value": "What do u call a blonde with 1brain cell? GIFTED!What do u call a blonde with 2brain cells? PREGNANT!What do u call a blonde with ...
[ { "from": "system", "value": "You are a joke writer" }, { "from": "human", "value": "Write a \"Blonde Jokes\" joke" }, { "from": "gpt", "value": "There's this blonde who goes into an electronics shop, and asks the bloke in there if she can buy this TV. But the bloke says Sorry, we do...
[ { "from": "system", "value": "You are a joke writer" }, { "from": "human", "value": "Write a \"Blonde Jokes\" joke" }, { "from": "gpt", "value": "A blonde dyed her hair to red one day, then she takes a walk down the road and comes upon a farm. She walks up to the fenced yard where th...
[ { "from": "system", "value": "You are a joke writer" }, { "from": "human", "value": "Write a \"Blonde Jokes\" joke" }, { "from": "gpt", "value": "A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead are stranded in the desert because their car broke down. The redhead grabs some water, the brunette gr...
[ { "from": "system", "value": "You are a joke writer" }, { "from": "human", "value": "Write a \"Blonde Jokes\" joke" }, { "from": "gpt", "value": "A blonde, a redhead, and a brunette were running away from the cops. They ran into a barn, and each hid in a sack. The cops came and kicke...
[ { "from": "system", "value": "You are a joke writer" }, { "from": "human", "value": "Write a \"Blonde Jokes\" joke" }, { "from": "gpt", "value": "A blind man enters a Lesbian bar by mistake. He finds his way to a barstool and orders a drink. After sitting there for a while the blin...
[ { "from": "system", "value": "You are a joke writer" }, { "from": "human", "value": "Write a \"Political\" joke" }, { "from": "gpt", "value": "Bill and Hillary Clinton went out to dinner and when the waiter came to take their order, he asked Bill how he wanted his steak, she replied,...
[ { "from": "system", "value": "You are a joke writer" }, { "from": "human", "value": "Write a \"Blonde Jokes\" joke" }, { "from": "gpt", "value": "there were three people walking on the street.a smart blonde, a stupid blonde and santa clause.suddenly, they see on the ground 100$.quest...
[ { "from": "system", "value": "You are a joke writer" }, { "from": "human", "value": "Write a \"Blonde Jokes\" joke" }, { "from": "gpt", "value": "There were three people stranded on an island, a brunette, a redhead, and a blonde. The brunette looked over the water to the mainland and...
[ { "from": "system", "value": "You are a joke writer" }, { "from": "human", "value": "Write a \"Blonde Jokes\" joke" }, { "from": "gpt", "value": "You and your two blonde friends (Melisa and Sarah) are stranded on a desert island.You have no food at all with you and you are all starvi...
[ { "from": "system", "value": "You are a joke writer" }, { "from": "human", "value": "Write a \"Blonde Jokes\" joke" }, { "from": "gpt", "value": "Two blondes went to the market. While they were there, they each bought a horse. When they got home, they discussed how to tell their hors...
[ { "from": "system", "value": "You are a joke writer" }, { "from": "human", "value": "Write a \"Blonde Jokes\" joke" }, { "from": "gpt", "value": "Q: How do you get the blonde to turn on the light after sex?A: tell her to open the car doorQ:what did the blondes' left leg say to the ri...
[ { "from": "system", "value": "You are a joke writer" }, { "from": "human", "value": "Write a \"Blonde Jokes\" joke" }, { "from": "gpt", "value": "There was a blonde, a brunette, a red-head and a bald woman stuck on a desert island.The brunette decided to swim home, but got 1/3 of the...
[ { "from": "system", "value": "You are a joke writer" }, { "from": "human", "value": "Write a \"Blonde Jokes\" joke" }, { "from": "gpt", "value": "This blonde went in an electrical store for a microve. She asked can i please have that microve? the guy said no you blonde. She goes dyes...
[ { "from": "system", "value": "You are a joke writer" }, { "from": "human", "value": "Write a \"Blonde Jokes\" joke" }, { "from": "gpt", "value": "A blonde was sick and tired of hearing jokes about being dumb. She decided to dye her hair black and set out to prove to the world just h...
[ { "from": "system", "value": "You are a joke writer" }, { "from": "human", "value": "Write a \"Blonde Jokes\" joke" }, { "from": "gpt", "value": "A woman hired a contractor to repaint the interior of her house. The woman walked the man through the second floor of her home and told hi...
[ { "from": "system", "value": "You are a joke writer" }, { "from": "human", "value": "Write a \"Blonde Jokes\" joke" }, { "from": "gpt", "value": "A blonde and a brunette were walking down the basement stairs in the dark to find a wrench when the blonde screamed. \"Something brushed a...
[ { "from": "system", "value": "You are a joke writer" }, { "from": "human", "value": "Write a \"Blonde Jokes\" joke" }, { "from": "gpt", "value": "There was a blonde, a brunette and a red-head stuck on a deserted island. They were searching for food one day when they found a genie lam...
[ { "from": "system", "value": "You are a joke writer" }, { "from": "human", "value": "Write a \"Blonde Jokes\" joke" }, { "from": "gpt", "value": "One day a blonde was broke and didn't know what to do. So she decided to kidnap a child. She went over to the play ground and saw plenty o...

[ { "from": "system", "value": "You are a joke writer" }, { "from": "human", "value": "Write a \"Children\" joke" }, { "from": "gpt", "value": "A blackjack dealer and a player with a thirteen count in his hand were arguing about whether or not it was appropriate to tip the dealer. The ...

[ { "from": "system", "value": "You are a joke writer" }, { "from": "human", "value": "Write a \"Blonde Jokes\" joke" }, { "from": "gpt", "value": "At a dinner party, several of the guests were arguing whether men or women were more trustworthy. 'No woman,' said one man, scornfully, 'c...

[ { "from": "system", "value": "You are a joke writer" }, { "from": "human", "value": "Write a \"Blonde Jokes\" joke" }, { "from": "gpt", "value": "One day this cop pulls over a blonde for speeding. The cop gets out of his car and asks the blonde for her license.''You cops should get i...

[ { "from": "system", "value": "You are a joke writer" }, { "from": "human", "value": "Write a \"Blonde Jokes\" joke" }, { "from": "gpt", "value": "Three women are about to be executed for crimes. One's a brunette, one's a redhead, and one's a blonde.Two guards brings the brunette forw...

[ { "from": "system", "value": "You are a joke writer" }, { "from": "human", "value": "Write a \"Blonde Jokes\" joke" }, { "from": "gpt", "value": "A girl came skipping home FROM school one day. \"Mommy, Mommy,\" she yelled, \"we were counting today, and all the other kids could only c...

[ { "from": "system", "value": "You are a joke writer" }, { "from": "human", "value": "Write a \"Military\" joke" }, { "from": "gpt", "value": "An airline captain was helping a new blonde flight attendant prepare for her first overnight trip. Upon their arrival, the captain showed the ...

[ { "from": "system", "value": "You are a joke writer" }, { "from": "human", "value": "Write a \"Blonde Jokes\" joke" }, { "from": "gpt", "value": "A blonde and a brunette decided to rob a bank. They quickly devised a good plan and they put their plan to action. The brunette drove up ...

[ { "from": "system", "value": "You are a joke writer" }, { "from": "human", "value": "Write a \"Blonde Jokes\" joke" }, { "from": "gpt", "value": "A brunette, a redhead and a blonde walk into a bar. For the sake of brevity, each one orders her drink with an abbreviated code word. The ...

[ { "from": "system", "value": "You are a joke writer" }, { "from": "human", "value": "Write a \"Blonde Jokes\" joke" }, { "from": "gpt", "value": "A blonde suspects her boyfriend of cheating on her. She goes out and buys a gun. She goes to his apartment unexpectedly and sure enough, s...

[ { "from": "system", "value": "You are a joke writer" }, { "from": "human", "value": "Write a \"Blonde Jokes\" joke" }, { "from": "gpt", "value": "One day a blonde comes out of the tanning salon. She wants to make some money so she goes to one of the rich neighborhoods. She rings the ...

[ { "from": "system", "value": "You are a joke writer" }, { "from": "human", "value": "Write a \"Blonde Jokes\" joke" }, { "from": "gpt", "value": "A blonde with two red ears went to her doctor. The doctor asked her what had happened to her ears and she answered, \"I was ironing a shir...

[ { "from": "system", "value": "You are a joke writer" }, { "from": "human", "value": "Write a \"Blonde Jokes\" joke" }, { "from": "gpt", "value": "Wanting a portrait with which to surprise his wife, a businessman asked a blonde female painter he'd been recommended to paint him in the ...

[ { "from": "system", "value": "You are a joke writer" }, { "from": "human", "value": "Write a \"Blonde Jokes\" joke" }, { "from": "gpt", "value": "There is a blonde, a redhead and a brunette on the stairway to heaven. God says, \"There are 3,000 steps and I'll tell you a joke on each ...

[ { "from": "system", "value": "You are a joke writer" }, { "from": "human", "value": "Write a \"Blonde Jokes\" joke" }, { "from": "gpt", "value": "A blonde is walking down the street with her blouse open, exposing one of her breasts. A nearby policeman approaches her and remarks, \"Ma...

[ { "from": "system", "value": "You are a joke writer" }, { "from": "human", "value": "Write a \"Blonde Jokes\" joke" }, { "from": "gpt", "value": "A blonde, brunette and a redhead run to the top of a burning building. Below, a few firefighters are holding a blanket telling the redhead...

[ { "from": "system", "value": "You are a joke writer" }, { "from": "human", "value": "Write a \"Blonde Jokes\" joke" }, { "from": "gpt", "value": "An exhausted looking blond dragged herself in to the doctor's office. \"Doctor, there are dogs all over my neighborhood. They bark all day...

[ { "from": "system", "value": "You are a joke writer" }, { "from": "human", "value": "Write a \"Blonde Jokes\" joke" }, { "from": "gpt", "value": "Two friends, a blonde and a redhead, are walking down the street and pass a flower shop where the redhead saw her boyfriend buying flowers...

[ { "from": "system", "value": "You are a joke writer" }, { "from": "human", "value": "Write a \"Blonde Jokes\" joke" }, { "from": "gpt", "value": "A lawyer and a blonde are sitting next to each other on a long flight from LA to NY.The lawyer leans over to her and asks if she would lik...

[ { "from": "system", "value": "You are a joke writer" }, { "from": "human", "value": "Write a \"Blonde Jokes\" joke" }, { "from": "gpt", "value": "Two bowling teams, one all blondes, one all bruneettes, charter a double-decker bus for a weekend bowling tournament in Atlantic City. Th...

[ { "from": "system", "value": "You are a joke writer" }, { "from": "human", "value": "Write a \"Blonde Jokes\" joke" }, { "from": "gpt", "value": "A blonde is terribly overweight, so her doctor puts her on a diet. \"I want you to eat regularly for 2 days, then skip a day, and repeat t...

[ { "from": "system", "value": "You are a joke writer" }, { "from": "human", "value": "Write a \"Blonde Jokes\" joke" }, { "from": "gpt", "value": "A blonde motorist was two hours from Sydney when she was flagged down by a man whose truck had broken down. The man walked up to the blond...

[ { "from": "system", "value": "You are a joke writer" }, { "from": "human", "value": "Write a \"Office Jokes\" joke" }, { "from": "gpt", "value": "A brunette, a blonde, and a redhead all worked in the same office with the same female boss. Every day, they noticed their boss left work ...

[ { "from": "system", "value": "You are a joke writer" }, { "from": "human", "value": "Write a \"Blonde Jokes\" joke" }, { "from": "gpt", "value": "This fat guy sees an ad for a new gym guaranteeing to reduce anyone's weight by 5, 10 or 20 kilograms on the first day. So he goes and tel...

[ { "from": "system", "value": "You are a joke writer" }, { "from": "human", "value": "Write a \"Blonde Jokes\" joke" }, { "from": "gpt", "value": "One day three women went camping - a blonde, a brunette and a redhead. The blonde suddenly had to go to the bathroom. She went into the wo...

[ { "from": "system", "value": "You are a joke writer" }, { "from": "human", "value": "Write a \"Blonde Jokes\" joke" }, { "from": "gpt", "value": "This blonde goes to the Western Union office and says, \"I just have to get an urgent message to my mother in Europe.\" The clerk says it ...

[ { "from": "system", "value": "You are a joke writer" }, { "from": "human", "value": "Write a \"Blonde Jokes\" joke" }, { "from": "gpt", "value": "A blonde, a brunette and a redhead were walking along the beach. A seagull flies over and craps all over the blonde. The brunette says in ...

[ { "from": "system", "value": "You are a joke writer" }, { "from": "human", "value": "Write a \"Blonde Jokes\" joke" }, { "from": "gpt", "value": "There's a blonde, a red head and a brunette all on death row. They are all out in the desert about to be executed. First up is the brunett...

[ { "from": "system", "value": "You are a joke writer" }, { "from": "human", "value": "Write a \"Blonde Jokes\" joke" }, { "from": "gpt", "value": "There was a blonde woman who was having financial troubles, so she decided to kidnap a child and demand a ransom. She went to a local park...

[ { "from": "system", "value": "You are a joke writer" }, { "from": "human", "value": "Write a \"Military\" joke" }, { "from": "gpt", "value": "This guy goes to sit at his plane seat in first class, and finds a blonde there. He says, excuse me miss, but this is my seat. She replies, I'...

[ { "from": "system", "value": "You are a joke writer" }, { "from": "human", "value": "Write a \"Blonde Jokes\" joke" }, { "from": "gpt", "value": "A Brunette, a Redhead, and a Blonde escape a burning building by climbing to the roof. Firemen are on the street below, holding a blanket ...

[ { "from": "system", "value": "You are a joke writer" }, { "from": "human", "value": "Write a \"Blonde Jokes\" joke" }, { "from": "gpt", "value": "A blonde walks into a pharmacy and asks the pharmacist for a bottom deodorant. \"Sorry, we don't sell bottom deodorant\" the pharmacist r...

[ { "from": "system", "value": "You are a joke writer" }, { "from": "human", "value": "Write a \"Blonde Jokes\" joke" }, { "from": "gpt", "value": "A blonde received a certificate for helicopter flying lessons for her birthday. One day she was bored and decided to take advantage of the...

[ { "from": "system", "value": "You are a joke writer" }, { "from": "human", "value": "Write a \"Blonde Jokes\" joke" }, { "from": "gpt", "value": "A young blonde woman is distraught because she fears her husband is having an affair, so she goes to a gun shop and buys a handgun.The nex...

[ { "from": "system", "value": "You are a joke writer" }, { "from": "human", "value": "Write a \"Blonde Jokes\" joke" }, { "from": "gpt", "value": "There is a blonde, a redhead and a brunette on the stairway to heaven. God says, \"There are 3,000 steps and i'll tell you a joke on each ...

[ { "from": "system", "value": "You are a joke writer" }, { "from": "human", "value": "Write a \"Blonde Jokes\" joke" }, { "from": "gpt", "value": "A young blonde was on vacation in the depths of Louisiana. She wanted a pair of genuine alligator shoes in the worst way, but was very rel...

[ { "from": "system", "value": "You are a joke writer" }, { "from": "human", "value": "Write a \"Blonde Jokes\" joke" }, { "from": "gpt", "value": "There are three people: a blonde named Stacy, a red-head named Mary, and a guy named Jack.One day Mary says \"I think we should rob a bank...

[ { "from": "system", "value": "You are a joke writer" }, { "from": "human", "value": "Write a \"Blonde Jokes\" joke" }, { "from": "gpt", "value": "Q & A Q: Why are dumb blonde jokes so short? A: So brunettes can remember them. Q: What do you do if a blonde throws a grenade at you? A...

[ { "from": "system", "value": "You are a joke writer" }, { "from": "human", "value": "Write a \"Blonde Jokes\" joke" }, { "from": "gpt", "value": "Three girls are walking in a magical forest. Suddenly, a witch comes out of the woods, and tells them: \"Each of you has to say one good t...

[ { "from": "system", "value": "You are a joke writer" }, { "from": "human", "value": "Write a \"Blonde Jokes\" joke" }, { "from": "gpt", "value": "An Blonde calls her boyfriend and says, \"Please come over here and help me, I have a killer jigsaw puzzle, and I can't figure out how to ...

[ { "from": "system", "value": "You are a joke writer" }, { "from": "human", "value": "Write a \"Blonde Jokes\" joke" }, { "from": "gpt", "value": "This blonde had a near death experience the other day. She climbed on top of a horse, and all of a sudden it started moving. She was a lit...

[ { "from": "system", "value": "You are a joke writer" }, { "from": "human", "value": "Write a \"Blonde Jokes\" joke" }, { "from": "gpt", "value": "Three blondes walk into a forest and soon find a pair of tracks.The first blonde says: \"I think they're deer tracks.\"The second blonde s...

[ { "from": "system", "value": "You are a joke writer" }, { "from": "human", "value": "Write a \"Blonde Jokes\" joke" }, { "from": "gpt", "value": "A man walks in to an auto store and askes the blonde cashier where the turtle wax is. the blonde says,\"i'm sorry sir, but we don't sell p...

[ { "from": "system", "value": "You are a joke writer" }, { "from": "human", "value": "Write a \"Blonde Jokes\" joke" }, { "from": "gpt", "value": "One day a blonde is hiking in the woods. She follows the trail until she comes upon a river. As she is thinking how she can get across t...

[ { "from": "system", "value": "You are a joke writer" }, { "from": "human", "value": "Write a \"Blonde Jokes\" joke" }, { "from": "gpt", "value": "Two blondes are walking down a road, one has a large sports bag. 1st blonde: \"What have you got in that bag?\" 2nd blonde: \"Chickens.\...

[ { "from": "system", "value": "You are a joke writer" }, { "from": "human", "value": "Write a \"Blonde Jokes\" joke" }, { "from": "gpt", "value": "A girl came skipping home from school one day. \"Mommy, Mommy,\" she yelled, \"we were counting today, and all the other kids could only c...

[ { "from": "system", "value": "You are a joke writer" }, { "from": "human", "value": "Write a \"Blonde Jokes\" joke" }, { "from": "gpt", "value": "A blonde is walking down the street with her blouse open, exposing one of her breasts. A nearby policeman approaches her and remarks, \"Ma...

[ { "from": "system", "value": "You are a joke writer" }, { "from": "human", "value": "Write a \"Blonde Jokes\" joke" }, { "from": "gpt", "value": "One cold Winter day, a blonde decides she wants to take up ice fishing. When she gets to the pond, she begins to cut a hole in the ice. As...

[ { "from": "system", "value": "You are a joke writer" }, { "from": "human", "value": "Write a \"Blonde Jokes\" joke" }, { "from": "gpt", "value": "A young ventriloquist is touring the clubs and stops to entertain at a bar in a small town. He's going through his usual run of silly blon...

[ { "from": "system", "value": "You are a joke writer" }, { "from": "human", "value": "Write a \"Blonde Jokes\" joke" }, { "from": "gpt", "value": "One cold Winter day, a blonde decides she wants to take up ice fishing. When she gets to the pond, she begins to cut a hole in the ice. As...

[ { "from": "system", "value": "You are a joke writer" }, { "from": "human", "value": "Write a \"Blonde Jokes\" joke" }, { "from": "gpt", "value": "A policeman pulled a blonde over after she'd been driving the wrong way on a one-way street. Cop: \"Do you know where you were going?\" Bl...

[ { "from": "system", "value": "You are a joke writer" }, { "from": "human", "value": "Write a \"Blonde Jokes\" joke" }, { "from": "gpt", "value": "This blonde decides one day that she is sick and tired of all these blonde jokes and how all blondes are perceived as stupid, so she decid...

[ { "from": "system", "value": "You are a joke writer" }, { "from": "human", "value": "Write a \"Blonde Jokes\" joke" }, { "from": "gpt", "value": "One day while on patrol, a police officer pulled over a car for speeding. He went up to the car and asked the driver to roll down her wind...

[ { "from": "system", "value": "You are a joke writer" }, { "from": "human", "value": "Write a \"Aviation\" joke" }, { "from": "gpt", "value": "A blonde gets an opportunity to fly to a nearby country. She has neverbeen on an airplane anywhere and was very excited and tense. As soon as ...

[ { "from": "system", "value": "You are a joke writer" }, { "from": "human", "value": "Write a \"Blonde Jokes\" joke" }, { "from": "gpt", "value": "There was a blonde, a brunette, and a red head escaping from jail. The brunette ran up a tree and a police officer yells \"who is there?\"...

[ { "from": "system", "value": "You are a joke writer" }, { "from": "human", "value": "Write a \"Blonde Jokes\" joke" }, { "from": "gpt", "value": "Once a Blonde and a brunette were watching the news when they saw a man at the top of a building threatening to jump off. The Brunette sai...

[ { "from": "system", "value": "You are a joke writer" }, { "from": "human", "value": "Write a \"Blonde Jokes\" joke" }, { "from": "gpt", "value": "Santa Vlause, the Tooth Fairy, the Easter Bunny, a smart blonde and a dumb blonde were all walking down the street when they all spotted a...

[ { "from": "system", "value": "You are a joke writer" }, { "from": "human", "value": "Write a \"Blonde Jokes\" joke" }, { "from": "gpt", "value": "A cop was driving down a country road when he saw a car in the ditch. He got out of his car to see if anyone was in the car. A blonde popp...

[ { "from": "system", "value": "You are a joke writer" }, { "from": "human", "value": "Write a \"Blonde Jokes\" joke" }, { "from": "gpt", "value": "A blonde had just gotten a new sports car and was out for a drive when she accidentally cut off a truck driver. He motioned for her to pul...

[ { "from": "system", "value": "You are a joke writer" }, { "from": "human", "value": "Write a \"Blonde Jokes\" joke" }, { "from": "gpt", "value": "A blonde with two red ears went to her doctor. The doctor asked herwhat had happened to her ears and she answered, \"I was ironing a shir...

[ { "from": "system", "value": "You are a joke writer" }, { "from": "human", "value": "Write a \"Blonde Jokes\" joke" }, { "from": "gpt", "value": "Once, a blonde decided to ride a horse. She was riding quite pleasantly on a trail in a field until the horse speeded up. He was going fas...

[ { "from": "system", "value": "You are a joke writer" }, { "from": "human", "value": "Write a \"Blonde Jokes\" joke" }, { "from": "gpt", "value": "A Blonde was down on her luck. In order to raise some money, she decided to kidnap a kid and hold him for ransom. She went to the playgrou...

[ { "from": "system", "value": "You are a joke writer" }, { "from": "human", "value": "Write a \"Blonde Jokes\" joke" }, { "from": "gpt", "value": "A blonde walks into an appliance store and starts to look around. She then asks the clerk,\"Can I have that television set over there.\" T...

[ { "from": "system", "value": "You are a joke writer" }, { "from": "human", "value": "Write a \"Blonde Jokes\" joke" }, { "from": "gpt", "value": "A young blonde was on vacation in the depths of Louisiana. She wanted a pair of genuine alligator shoes in the worst way, but was very rel...

[ { "from": "system", "value": "You are a joke writer" }, { "from": "human", "value": "Write a \"Blonde Jokes\" joke" }, { "from": "gpt", "value": "A blonde, a brunette and a redhead are walking along their island beach when one sees a bottle lying on the ground.It turns out there's a ...

[ { "from": "system", "value": "You are a joke writer" }, { "from": "human", "value": "Write a \"Blonde Jokes\" joke" }, { "from": "gpt", "value": "One day two blondes each bought a pig. The problem they were having was telling the two pigs apart. So, the first blonde had an idea: Sh...

[ { "from": "system", "value": "You are a joke writer" }, { "from": "human", "value": "Write a \"Blonde Jokes\" joke" }, { "from": "gpt", "value": "One day, a blonde's neighbor goes over to her house, sees the blonde crying, and asks her what happened. The blonde said that her mother h...

[ { "from": "system", "value": "You are a joke writer" }, { "from": "human", "value": "Write a \"Blonde Jokes\" joke" }, { "from": "gpt", "value": "Two telephone company crews were putting up telephone poles. At the endof the day, the company foreman asked the first crew how many poles...

[ { "from": "system", "value": "You are a joke writer" }, { "from": "human", "value": "Write a \"Blonde Jokes\" joke" }, { "from": "gpt", "value": "Eleven women were clinging precariously to a wildlyswinging rope suspended from a crumbling outcropping on Mount Everest. Ten were blonde...

[ { "from": "system", "value": "You are a joke writer" }, { "from": "human", "value": "Write a \"Blonde Jokes\" joke" }, { "from": "gpt", "value": "A brunette woman goes into the dr.'s office. She tells the Dr. : \"It hurts all over my body.\" He says: \"point to where it hurts\". She ...

[ { "from": "system", "value": "You are a joke writer" }, { "from": "human", "value": "Write a \"Blonde Jokes\" joke" }, { "from": "gpt", "value": "A blonde arrived for her first golf lesson and the pro asked her to take a swing at a ball to see how she'd do. The blonde did so and comp...

[ { "from": "system", "value": "You are a joke writer" }, { "from": "human", "value": "Write a \"Blonde Jokes\" joke" }, { "from": "gpt", "value": "There were two blondes going hunting. It was getting late so one of theblondes said to the other that she heard if you ever get lost in th...

[ { "from": "system", "value": "You are a joke writer" }, { "from": "human", "value": "Write a \"Blonde Jokes\" joke" }, { "from": "gpt", "value": "Blonde Cook Book: MONDAY:It's fun to cook for Bob. Today I made angel food cake.The recipe said beat 12 eggs separately. The neighborswere...

[ { "from": "system", "value": "You are a joke writer" }, { "from": "human", "value": "Write a \"Blonde Jokes\" joke" }, { "from": "gpt", "value": "1. The water proof towel2. Solar powered flash light3. Sumberrine screen door4. A book on how to read5. Inflatable dart board6. A dictiona...

[ { "from": "system", "value": "You are a joke writer" }, { "from": "human", "value": "Write a \"Blonde Jokes\" joke" }, { "from": "gpt", "value": "A Blonde was driving down the highway and she cuts off a Truck. The Driver motions for the Blonde to pull over. The blonde pulls over and ...

[ { "from": "system", "value": "You are a joke writer" }, { "from": "human", "value": "Write a \"Blonde Jokes\" joke" }, { "from": "gpt", "value": "A Blonde and a Burnette are watching the news at 6. It is live on the scene. It has been reported that a old homeless man is on top of a l...

[ { "from": "system", "value": "You are a joke writer" }, { "from": "human", "value": "Write a \"Blonde Jokes\" joke" }, { "from": "gpt", "value": "There are three blondes playing Jeopardy. The announcer says, \"This is the final question. How many \"D's\" are in Jeopardy?\" The first ...

[ { "from": "system", "value": "You are a joke writer" }, { "from": "human", "value": "Write a \"Military\" joke" }, { "from": "gpt", "value": "There was a blonde sitting on a plane in first class seats with an economy class ticket. The flight attendant asked to check her ticket.'Excus...

[ { "from": "system", "value": "You are a joke writer" }, { "from": "human", "value": "Write a \"Blonde Jokes\" joke" }, { "from": "gpt", "value": "A blonde, a brunette, and a red-head all go hunting together. Then they decide to all go their separate ways. When they all come back, the...

[ { "from": "system", "value": "You are a joke writer" }, { "from": "human", "value": "Write a \"Blonde Jokes\" joke" }, { "from": "gpt", "value": "A blonde wearing headphones walks into a store and on the window it said 'No Headphones' so the clerk says, \"I'm afraid I'll have to make...

[ { "from": "system", "value": "You are a joke writer" }, { "from": "human", "value": "Write a \"Blonde Jokes\" joke" }, { "from": "gpt", "value": "A blonde walking by the river came across another blonde directly across from her. The first blonde waved to the other and said \"hey, how...

[ { "from": "system", "value": "You are a joke writer" }, { "from": "human", "value": "Write a \"Blonde Jokes\" joke" }, { "from": "gpt", "value": "A young man wanted to get his beautiful \"blonde\" wife something nice for their first wedding anniversary. So he decides to buy her a c...

[ { "from": "system", "value": "You are a joke writer" }, { "from": "human", "value": "Write a \"Blonde Jokes\" joke" }, { "from": "gpt", "value": "What do u call a blonde with 1brain cell? GIFTED!What do u call a blonde with 2brain cells? PREGNANT!What do u call a blonde with ...

[ { "from": "system", "value": "You are a joke writer" }, { "from": "human", "value": "Write a \"Blonde Jokes\" joke" }, { "from": "gpt", "value": "There's this blonde who goes into an electronics shop, and asks the bloke in there if she can buy this TV. But the bloke says Sorry, we do...

[ { "from": "system", "value": "You are a joke writer" }, { "from": "human", "value": "Write a \"Blonde Jokes\" joke" }, { "from": "gpt", "value": "A blonde dyed her hair to red one day, then she takes a walk down the road and comes upon a farm. She walks up to the fenced yard where th...

[ { "from": "system", "value": "You are a joke writer" }, { "from": "human", "value": "Write a \"Blonde Jokes\" joke" }, { "from": "gpt", "value": "A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead are stranded in the desert because their car broke down. The redhead grabs some water, the brunette gr...

[ { "from": "system", "value": "You are a joke writer" }, { "from": "human", "value": "Write a \"Blonde Jokes\" joke" }, { "from": "gpt", "value": "A blonde, a redhead, and a brunette were running away from the cops. They ran into a barn, and each hid in a sack. The cops came and kicke...

[ { "from": "system", "value": "You are a joke writer" }, { "from": "human", "value": "Write a \"Blonde Jokes\" joke" }, { "from": "gpt", "value": "A blind man enters a Lesbian bar by mistake. He finds his way to a barstool and orders a drink. After sitting there for a while the blin...

[ { "from": "system", "value": "You are a joke writer" }, { "from": "human", "value": "Write a \"Political\" joke" }, { "from": "gpt", "value": "Bill and Hillary Clinton went out to dinner and when the waiter came to take their order, he asked Bill how he wanted his steak, she replied,...

[ { "from": "system", "value": "You are a joke writer" }, { "from": "human", "value": "Write a \"Blonde Jokes\" joke" }, { "from": "gpt", "value": "there were three people walking on the street.a smart blonde, a stupid blonde and santa clause.suddenly, they see on the ground 100$.quest...

[ { "from": "system", "value": "You are a joke writer" }, { "from": "human", "value": "Write a \"Blonde Jokes\" joke" }, { "from": "gpt", "value": "There were three people stranded on an island, a brunette, a redhead, and a blonde. The brunette looked over the water to the mainland and...

[ { "from": "system", "value": "You are a joke writer" }, { "from": "human", "value": "Write a \"Blonde Jokes\" joke" }, { "from": "gpt", "value": "You and your two blonde friends (Melisa and Sarah) are stranded on a desert island.You have no food at all with you and you are all starvi...

[ { "from": "system", "value": "You are a joke writer" }, { "from": "human", "value": "Write a \"Blonde Jokes\" joke" }, { "from": "gpt", "value": "Two blondes went to the market. While they were there, they each bought a horse. When they got home, they discussed how to tell their hors...

[ { "from": "system", "value": "You are a joke writer" }, { "from": "human", "value": "Write a \"Blonde Jokes\" joke" }, { "from": "gpt", "value": "Q: How do you get the blonde to turn on the light after sex?A: tell her to open the car doorQ:what did the blondes' left leg say to the ri...

[ { "from": "system", "value": "You are a joke writer" }, { "from": "human", "value": "Write a \"Blonde Jokes\" joke" }, { "from": "gpt", "value": "There was a blonde, a brunette, a red-head and a bald woman stuck on a desert island.The brunette decided to swim home, but got 1/3 of the...

[ { "from": "system", "value": "You are a joke writer" }, { "from": "human", "value": "Write a \"Blonde Jokes\" joke" }, { "from": "gpt", "value": "This blonde went in an electrical store for a microve. She asked can i please have that microve? the guy said no you blonde. She goes dyes...

[ { "from": "system", "value": "You are a joke writer" }, { "from": "human", "value": "Write a \"Blonde Jokes\" joke" }, { "from": "gpt", "value": "A blonde was sick and tired of hearing jokes about being dumb. She decided to dye her hair black and set out to prove to the world just h...

[ { "from": "system", "value": "You are a joke writer" }, { "from": "human", "value": "Write a \"Blonde Jokes\" joke" }, { "from": "gpt", "value": "A woman hired a contractor to repaint the interior of her house. The woman walked the man through the second floor of her home and told hi...

[ { "from": "system", "value": "You are a joke writer" }, { "from": "human", "value": "Write a \"Blonde Jokes\" joke" }, { "from": "gpt", "value": "A blonde and a brunette were walking down the basement stairs in the dark to find a wrench when the blonde screamed. \"Something brushed a...

[ { "from": "system", "value": "You are a joke writer" }, { "from": "human", "value": "Write a \"Blonde Jokes\" joke" }, { "from": "gpt", "value": "There was a blonde, a brunette and a red-head stuck on a deserted island. They were searching for food one day when they found a genie lam...

[ { "from": "system", "value": "You are a joke writer" }, { "from": "human", "value": "Write a \"Blonde Jokes\" joke" }, { "from": "gpt", "value": "One day a blonde was broke and didn't know what to do. So she decided to kidnap a child. She went over to the play ground and saw plenty o...