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[INST] Amazon is already making some games to showcase AWS's ability to host online MMO games like World of Warcraft (Amazon's game is essentially a WoW clone). Apple definitely needs to buy out fortnite or some shit to be able to compete. [/INST] Indeed. Also, GOOG has Stadia, and MSFT has their Stadia clone. AAPL is already falling behind bigly.

[INST] Holy cow you’re picking the oldies [/INST] yeah, i mean they're girls i liked when I was younger so it's more like an unfulfilled dream. except for Paz, she's 43 which isn't too far off imo.

[INST] still holding it. [/INST] Rip ya degenerates

[INST] Leverage won't allow him to keep it. [/INST] He’s fucked.

[INST] What's this call gonna bring us so?? I left some calls purely to see how this all plays out [/INST] I’ll take any positive news, we will see soon

[INST] Whatever the hell they did it's not transparent at all, says my balance is $50 higher than it should be, but it's not in my buying power and is still listed as 'options collateral' if I check the withdrawal availability menu, but the put credit spread is just gone from my portfolio [/INST] Fuckery. Godspeed.

[INST] Who wanna bet on their trade? [/INST] Melatonin

[INST] Spreads or just naked? [/INST] Spreads

[INST] I'm in the same boat [/INST] Fuck it. 22$ call. Well see

[INST] I think there is a market for it. I railed the first half of your namesake losing millions of dollars for that infamous few weeks all those years ago. If you can have a Doug Polk type attitude while you do it then you’ll find an audience. [/INST] His four tabling night remains the most badass thing I've ever seen anyone do with money. Ever. If his wallet isn't stitched with, ''badass motherfucker'' than no one's should be.

[INST] What new flair? I always had this [/INST] first time i saw you poop in your pants

[INST] lol im not, i saved like 10k from working in a fast food restaurant [/INST] Then your apathetic reaction to losing 70% of that makes no sense unless you enjoy slaving away for Ronald McDonald.

[INST] Question. Do you have $500k? If not don't question those who do, where they put it. [/INST] Oh shit it is **RICH BITCH**. Where you been **RICH BITCH**?

[INST] Ibkr gives margin loans at a bit less than 4%, which I would take any day. I think a low risk strategy with covered calls and whatnot can net you at least 6% a year consistently regardless of market conditions. But I live in shithole nanny state Australia where the government thinks everyone is retarded and can't handle margin, so here I am unable to borrow. You guys have it good in America. [/INST] IB's at just about 3% now that interest rates have dropped :)

[INST] Thank you for that advice, I didn’t expect that from wsb. We thrive on loses and porn [/INST] We thrive on the wins. We just get by on the losses and porn.

[INST] Nice [/INST] Nice

[INST] And AAPL as well. Generally my rule is - below four dollars. I found that any option above four dollars tend to have $0.05 bid-ask spread. Generally one and two dollar options have $0.01 or $0.02 bid-ask spread. [/INST] Take Visa for example, the calls and puts 1 month out have large spreads. But I guess I just gotta keep looking for spreads that are closer. Certain stocks just have high spreads I guess

[INST] They were for Santa rally [/INST] Tax loss selling all the time at the end of the year.

[INST] The GUH bot [/INST] The **GUH** bot.

[INST] I just refreshed the page as I was about to search for that BA thread where homeboy told us about his BA options getting exercised for 600k (forgot about it till now). I didn't check on BA today until now. 8k downturn for him at the open holding 2k in shares. Where you at friend? Did you sell everything? [/INST] Ooo goodshit I forgot about that guy lmao

[INST] its a options service not a broker [/INST] >a options *an*

[INST] how to make everyone dislike your video *put trump and obama tied for #1 most admired person* trump fans hate u and liberals hate u. [/INST] Thanks for saving me a click.

[INST] At least you can use those to get a job [/INST] You sure about that?

[INST] you must be really sour bagholding those strikes [/INST] I don’t have positions I’m just waving a flag. Tesla does drop hard when it does though just saying

[INST] PT for EOW? [/INST] No clue lol. +-25%?

[INST] Any of the current Dems will lose the election as soon as the first debate is over. Some of their policies are so far left and they are so robotic in their talking points he is going to dismantle them. He's also beating all of them in swing States or at least was a couple weeks ago. [/INST] Have you seen him talk recently? His dementia is stronger than ever. He also got crushed in the debates with Clinton, but who the fuck watches or even cares about the debates?

[INST] I terror your dad vagina [/INST] He terrorizes mine 🤤

[INST] Technically speaking, stocks shouldn't just surge up 60% off of terrible news. Normally if there was a great earnings report, I would expect a surge. 60% is a large gain, but my prediction is that this is just like $RAD and it isn't going to last long. I didn't by EOW expiration options, because it could be a week-long surge, but it will eventually go down. Disclaimer: Not responsible for your financial decisions [/INST] RAD went up consecutive days. Timing is everything with this

[INST] Reeeeeee google it [/INST] It’s 2020 bro you can’t say that

[INST] That’s exactly was I was thinking, tomorrow will be a great day. 🙏🏻🤞🏻 [/INST] Might put like 500$ or something in this and see what happens

[INST] Sulphur Law of 2020. What's your play? [/INST] I like COP. Got in at $57.17... Still has nice upside. Seems to have broken out

[INST] nah this is ass [/INST] ok

[INST] I also have a friend with a new accord hybrid [/INST] Hybrid is one of the cheapest trims.

[INST] >ng honest > >They’re you’re typical truck driving, Busch lite drinking, bible thumping idiots. > >Their understanding of the market is > >“PuTtInG moRe mOneY inTo my 401Kay DaNkE tRumP” > >If he makes a problem, his followers are too dumb to notice, bu Yeah but at least I got a big dick [/INST] Fuck me u right

[INST] this, my friends, is the way [/INST] It is the way.

[INST] Buy the AMZN dip instead [/INST] YES, please do! Help a brother out! Lol

[INST] AMZN dipped [/INST] Bro, you’re more hard up on AMZN than Papa Bezos!

[INST] Sell the news [/INST] Priced in

[INST] Well you could sell otm spreads then right? Close position before earnings [/INST] Until you get fucked by a rogue wave. Just not worth it IMO. Your money not mine tho lol

[INST] some 'rich idiot'..... [/INST] Well yea the self driving ones are in the 70s. Fuckkkk that

[INST] Nah BA is about to drop like broku did. [/INST] Ya new price target is 320 but I still wouldn't buy puts

[INST] Haha isn’t that true? Just wait until the ass falls out of this market. Really gonna be somethin. [/INST] Only because the assholes frontrunning us are gonna be like “oops, did the market just drop 20%? Well look at that.. fed, fuck you pay me.”

[INST] When Chinamen dollars go downies Freedom Bills go uppies. Mmmmkay? [/INST] Ok makes sense on currency foreign exchange I just wasn't sure it did the same for stocks.

[INST] this won't stop till $120 [/INST] Rip to OP then

[INST] DD [/INST] What's DD?

[INST] Or they don’t give a fuck and think it’s going to like 2k. Might just be some rich fuck who wants Tesla shares forever. Gives no shit when he buys it. [/INST] Then why use calls?

[INST] Parley those gains into the spy shares? [/INST] If we can get a few more red days I was thinking about throwing 25k - 50k at $UPRO.

[INST] Pretty sure the 27th is the last day, and it has to be settled by the 27th. [/INST] Wtf. So profits I take tomorrow gets deferred to 2020?

[INST] Oh shit it is **RICH BITCH**. Where you been **RICH BITCH**? [/INST] Just been jacking off while covered in feces.

[INST] Why not stay small? If you can diversify right, at a $75,000 portfolio, all you need is to get a percent a day on most of your investments and sell, and its still a 6 figure income per year. In fact 2% per week is still decent for some people. People trying to win the lottery on a single stock screws them over half of the time. And that half is all the time for some people. [/INST] You still have to make the right trades to get 2% a day. Having no idea what he is doing its more likely he would just lose 2% a day

[INST] You sure about that? [/INST] Yes

[INST] I don’t know what any of that shit is. I just scrolled too far down on r/all. But stuff like this reminds me why I should stick with mutual funds, because I don’t even know enough to recognize the tip of the iceberg. [/INST] Lol but(t) stuff

[INST] I doubt it dude. AMD might still go up but there are way better plays out there. [/INST] Im looking into Biotech but Im still new to it

[INST] The art of deception and the illusion of choice. If a company puts its label on everything it will be seen as the generic brand, so the companies mask themselves. There’s like 1000 difference detergents and cleaners but like 90% are owned by either Colgate or Proctor and Gamble. Same shit. [/INST] Ok thank you for this insight. So companies that aren't doing that would likely fall below the line right? Again I appreciate your help!

[INST] So I should listen? [/INST] to every comment but this one

[INST] This is then and that is now 🤔 [/INST] Tip the veal, try the waitress and get your ass in gear We have tendies to score

[INST] It is the way. [/INST] I have spoken

[INST] because tax is based on the transaction date, not settlement date unless you are shorting a stock [/INST] It’s the 27th

[INST] Martingale roulette strategy, lost 1.5k doing that lol didn’t have enough to do it again [/INST] The funny part of martingale to me is the things people will blindly do for loss aversion that they would never risk for a gain.

[INST] Technical analysis is mostly bullshit. It isn’t total bullshit, but it’s mostly bullshit. [/INST] It's a good way to retroactively look at trading behavior, but has very little predictive power, despite the fact that so many professional analysts have built careers around it. Oddly, with the way that bots handle a lot of trades, it has become better because data analysis is once way that some bots execute trades.

[INST] selling premium to gen z is free money [/INST] Lmao

[INST] I heard about that. Wasn't CHF pegged, so everyone was long, then they removed it or whatever and it fucking tanked. [/INST] Exactly. I just hit the sell button when a $50 play was at about $7500 loss in seconds. Wiped out some major Forex companies that day and cost me $5K in blink of an eye. Never touched FX again after that.

[INST] too curious not to click that, regretted it just solely due to the captions [/INST] it's a DD for $MCD go check it out

[INST] I see. So you believe price moves randomly and price bouncing off strong support levels and falls after hitting strong resistance levels are just coincidence and when big players decide to buy or sell, they just randomly pick a time and/or price. Interesting. [/INST] If there’s any validity to what ur saying, that’s a game the bots will dominate you at.

[INST] Doesn't count if they tuck it you fucking biggot. [/INST] Or wear makeup.

[INST] Can zero be a support? [/INST] Well it's certainly a floor.

[INST] Does my mom's count? [/INST] Only if it's not during your birth.

[INST] They just wanna hit 420 over and over again [/INST] Same

[INST] Somebody should make a compilation of these with this and GUH in them. [/INST] Can someone explain GUH to me. I’m new here. Seen it a bit. Edit neverMind. Got it.

[INST] Metric or imperial? [/INST] Personal.

[INST] What do you mean by getting it back in 2 months? Are you saying when she does her taxes the bonus will actually end up being taxed at her Normal tax bracket? [/INST] Yes.

[INST] Fucking chartists. [/INST] My dad did this with soybean futures. But it was back in the 90s.

[INST] spanx [/INST] Call was spot on

[INST] not just the internet. People became way too sensitive these days [/INST] Snowflakes all around

[INST] It dips and then recovers. But it’s not really growing. I bought on the dip Friday so I’m not pleased with this volatility [/INST] Yeah, 30% in 3 months is definitely not growing...

[INST] I'm thinking it is now. [/INST] Correct.

[INST] Disruption for disruption’s sake isn’t good, which is what a lot of techbros are doing these days. But you know what? America refuses to build infrastructure for subways and buses, so techbros created Uber. We deserve this shitty solution to a systemic problem lol. Who honestly rides an Uber in Japan? [/INST] They could build the sickest public transportation system of all time and I'd still pay $12/gal to drive my humvee. You expect me to take public transportation with the poors and normies? Fucking gross.

[INST] That’s great news 🤩 any links? [/INST] http://autonews.gasgoo.com/m/Detail/70016707.html They also just got good upgrade from BOFA

[INST] I just came [/INST] Jesus fuck I just nuytted sooo hard. Oh shit..oh fuck!

[INST] Im the maron betting what I dont have! [/INST] > maron

[INST] It's pretty crazy, they're going to bang out like 4 or 5 of them. [/INST] 2021 2023 2025 and 2027

[INST] I mean, plenty of people have plenty of money. It doesn't really give anyone else a frame of reference to say 'Banked 1.5k!, yay'. % is more important. [/INST] > % is more important. Found the /r/investing pleb

[INST] Aside from MACD, assuming RSI is your secondary, what other idicators do you utilize for trend predictions? This makes me think your doing crosshairs, which might not be the best for companies such as SPY. [/INST] Ichimoku, Bollinger bands, vwap, moving average, drawings, and Twitter. On 1 & 5 minute charts. I'm starting to use triangle patterns too. I've paper trader for the last 2 months and haven't seen RSI go that low then keep going down that much, any way to avoid that?

[INST] So how'd that trade work out for you guys? ​ Holy fuck that thing dropped fast. [/INST] I forgot to do it at open, sold call credit spreads and bought puts when it was trading for $16.75. It’s doing pretty well.

[INST] So did you? [/INST] Lol no I didn’t.

[INST] Nothing, that's a great thing. But doing it in full thousands in a single payment is not something an individual in poverty has the option to do. Think of it as viewing a youtuber video who is 'getting his tesla for $200 a month' and then halfway through realize he just did an 80% downpayment. [/INST] 😂

[INST] I like the oyster bracelet on the batman. The jubilee bracelet doesn't fit it. I'm on the list already for the hulk and Pepsi. Lol good thing its going to take a while before I get the call. [/INST] I agree on the bracelets.

[INST] Tip the veal, try the waitress and get your ass in gear We have tendies to score [/INST] Yeeesssss sir

[INST] Unless you’re into naked options trading. [/INST] Was I supposed to be clothed while trading options?

[INST] Also tech analysis means fuck all if the underlying financials are good. translation: tech analysis means fuck all [/INST] You sound like one of smart ones.

[INST] Bro, allot them 2 diapers a day and only feed them breastmilk for the first 4 or 5 years. Saved me tons. [/INST] Strange, smelly family, nice

[INST] Gay porn it is then [/INST] Lmaoo

[INST] >objective progress Like the wall? Promises kept! Reeeeee [/INST] Well he has done some good things

[INST] 🐷 [/INST] I was definitely a hog with FCEL but I didn’t get slaughtered this time 💰

[INST] The funny part of martingale to me is the things people will blindly do for loss aversion that they would never risk for a gain. [/INST] Prospect theory

[INST] So what became of the meeting? [/INST] Nobody knows

[INST] GUHHH [/INST] GUHHH

[INST] I’m going to have to agree but i really need some tendies ... $10 by end of the week or I will be homeless [/INST] I think at best you'll see $6.

[INST] Ohhh so no one actually got paid for garbage? [/INST] Exactly. You can always check the last sale price where the info for your option is.

[INST] Sir, this is a MacDonald. *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/wallstreetbets) if you have any questions or concerns.* [/INST] Hello MacDonald, can I get the direction to Wendy’s?