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I hear there are certain states where you can actually get jail time or sued! I have tried googling but I can't lock down concrete answers

It becomes awkward to verify work history, among other things, if the person who is calling is looking for a dead guy. Plus you can feign sympathy as you hear the “news”.

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This tree cutting business convinced my mother of cutting down a tree (which didn't need to be cut down, but the dude lied to her). They over charged her, and damaged her lawn and fencing. I took pictures, but I feel like if I just storm in there yelling I'll get nowhere, and I don't have a lot of money to spend on a lawyer. Also, they've ignored our calls too.

I'm a good student who pays attention in class but HATES writing essays, reports, case studies - whatever. Fuck that shit. What I do is this. I write my essay based on what I think sounds right. (because I paid attention in class). It takes maybe 40 minutes for me to write a 1,000 word essay of shit I just made up. Then I type in search terms relating to the essay into the library search engine, copy paste a bunch of citations from references that sound like they'd be about what I'm saying in my essay, and scatter them throughout to support all the shit I'm saying. You can't do this if you know absolutely nothing about the topic, obviously, but you can do it after you've read a wikipedia page. Makes things a shitload faster and you don't have to use your brain as much. I guarantee you that unless your work looks dodgy for another reason, no professor has time to look up and read the references you cite. Don't do this with references that are being used by the whole class or ones the lecturer is familiar with obviously. I have a distinction average doing this. You might not get the top mark or even a good mark depending on how well you write, but whatever. You'll pass and you can write an essay that should take weeks in one evening.

So I took my boyfriend to the emergency room at around midnight because he was having some concerning symptoms that could’ve been something serious. We went to the ER per his mom’s recommendation and they took forever, then did some blood work and urine just to tell us that he was severely dehydrated. Gave him an IV drip and we left at about 2:30 am and we just got home. I already texted my manager and told her I was going to the ER and didn’t know how long I would be there. My issue now is... if I try to go to work now, I’ll get less than 3 hours of sleep and then hate my life in a couple of hours when I have to get up. I have to get up at 6 and it’s currently 3:05 am. My manager replied saying she hopes things are ok and said to let her know if I need the day off tomorrow. What do I say to let her know I need the day off? Just saying that I had to stay up late won’t be good enough. I’m perfectly fine with straight up lying as long as it’s believable and relevant to this situation, I would much prefer stretching the truth though. So can anyone think of a reason that an ER would keep a dehydrated person? Or a kind of serious medical issue that isn’t dire but would require some sort of time to resolve.

I'm graduating from college soon. And I only have less than 2 months to write my thesis. I only work under stress, and 2 months seems like a long time to me, that's why I can't work. Are there any unethical tips to make me stressed enough to get some work done?

Long story short, my roommates are crazy. I made the mistake of moving in with a couple and they have domestics once a week (physical and verbal) and create a really negative environment I.e. there's two of them and one of me. They're totally passive aggressive, rude, condescending and close minded people. Due to a number of incidents, things have gone down hill, fast. I am breaking the lease and getting out of this toxic joint quick smart, but before I leave, I need to do some things to their stuff to seek revenge and make shit even. I'm not talking about things like stealing or destroying anything (which I would totally do but I dont want it to come back and bite me in the ass), merely things that would really really annoy them, preferably things that they won't be able to find the source of for a long time. An example of this, that I found on reddit one time, is cutting up shrimp and leaving it inconspicuous places throughout the house such as in the curtain rods, under a floor board or in a cushion. I have also considered pouring bleach into all of their plants, or putting a nail into one of their tyres on each of their cars. Any other ideas along these lines? It's ok if they know it was me, just don't really want to be done for any crimes ya know. Hardly being a dick when you need to set a level playing field against a pair of dementors.

Well i was woken up at about 9am to constant power tools on the other side of my wall. I live in a townhouse neighborhood so buildings are connected. Im ready to do whatever to make this stop just looking for the best idea.

Employees can be fired on the spot for letting people sneak stuff past concessions. This can opens up vacancies. From a post on r/tumblr. Would have cross-posted but this sub doesn’t like that, apparently.

Try cigarettes instead. The horrible taste and massive amount that you feel like you need to smoke since you don't want to waste anything will certainly make you start hating nicotine. Coughing, wheezing, dehydration and vomiting are all normal.

Doesn’t have to be true nor funny, the sub literally eats anything up

This is going to be on the long side but I'm in a tight spot and could really use some help. At the end of 2017 I lost my full time job and health insurance. In January 2018 I started a part time position with no health insurance offered. I kept seeing statements in the news/online about financial penalties for not having health insurance and it scared me enough to visit HealthCare.gov and sign up for the cheapest plan offered based on my expected income for 2018. I picked the cheapest on there simply because I knew I'd never use it (read below). At this point I did not fully understand the implications of what I was signing up for, more specifically in terms of the government paying a large portion of this bill. I found a full time position in May 2018 with health coverage and cancelled my Healthcare.gov plan. In total, the money the government spent toward my healthcare plan occurred Jan - Apr (~$400 per month), and part of May (~$170). I never used this plan once, didn't visit the doctor, etc. The company where I found my new full time job went bankrupt at the very end of June. I opted not to start a new healthcare.gov plan and went uninsured for the remainder of 2018 after the month of June. I did pick up a second part time job in 2018 but again it offered no healthcare coverage. This year, 2019, I used two separate free tax prep websites to determine my taxes. According to each, I won't have to pay a penalty after all for not having insurance Jul - Dec. Not sure why, maybe based on my income. After entering my personal info and W2's, both sites came up with the same state and federal amounts I owed so that seemed to be correct. However, when I input my insurance 1095-A form, the amount I owed in federal taxes went up over ~$1,800 - the full amount the government paid toward the plan I never used. Based on my understanding, I suppose this means I underestimated the amount I’d be making throughout 2018 when I filled out the form on the healthcare.gov site. Now I need to pay back the full amount, ~$1,800. At this point I’m pretty freaked out. I can not afford anywhere near the ~$1,800 the government is asking back, let alone the fact that I don't agree with this at all. Unfortunately, law is law whether we agree with it or not. I opted to submit my taxes without the 1095-A filed. My hope was that maybe nobody would notice, maybe if the IRS noticed they wouldn't pursue it due to the amount...was pretty much hoping for the best. I filed mid-March then received a letter from the IRS at the beginning of April. Among other things, it says: "We received your Dec. 31, 2018, Form 1040 federal individual income tax return, but we need more information to process the return accurately. Unless required otherwise, send us your reply within 20 days from the day of this letter." The letter requests I send in a completed Form 8962 as well as a copy of my Form 1095-A. It also states, "If you don't reconcile, you won't be eligible for advance payments of the premium tax credit or cost-sharing reductions to help pay for your Marketplace health insurance coverage and other medical expenses in future years. You may also be required to pay back all or part of the advance payments, which could result in an additional tax due or a reduction of your refund." Obviously the part about not receiving credits in the future doesn't bother me. But fines or being required to pay back ~$1,800 does. What are my options from here? If I simply don't respond, will my return never get processed? I'm not expecting a refund, I already paid a few thousand between federal and state taxes. How should I proceed now? Any way to get out of this situation? Lastly, I would like to state that I'm aware I could start a payment plan with the IRS to repay this money. Clearly I'm posting here because I want to avoid that. I’m 29 years old and couldn’t tell you the last time I went to a doctor’s office. It was probably in elementary school, I legitimately can’t remember. I’m never sick, haven’t had an unexpected accident, and don’t take any medications. To be fully transparent, I don't agree that someone should be penalized for not getting sick. I acknowledge the fact that accidents happen and perhaps one day I'll need to visit the ER. In almost 30 years on this planet, that has never happened to me. Some people are born healthy, some born sick, some get sick over time...everyone is in a different situation. I'm not against helping the less fortunate, but I am against penalizing people for not having insurance. I don't ask you to pay for my repairs when my car breaks down and you shouldn't ask me to pay your health bills when you get sick. Maybe I'm just an asshole, maybe I'm too frugal, maybe I make too little money and pinch pennies too much to pay $1,800+ for a service I didn't want nor use - at this point I'm really not sure. Either way, I'm now in this situation and would really appreciate any advice! Thank you for reading.

Long story short: My dad is abusive. Nothing physical, nothing he could end up in jail for. He's been abusive to me and my mum for the last few months, I've had to ocntact social services to live at a safe location for three weeks because of him. I need some way to get police to arrest him so me and my mum can be safe. He owns half the apartment all three of us live in, so we can't force him to leave. I need some way to get him arrested. Any and all advice is appreciated.

About 2 months ago, an old friend from California moved to my state, Idaho, and I decided to welcome him into my home until he could find an apartment to stay at. Long story short, he took advantage of me and my family, made living in our own home a nightmare for me, my elderly mother, and younger sister. He has never offered to pay rent, steals our food and harasses us daily. The police can’t do anything, they said he is considered a resident since he has a room and gets mail sent here. Turns out he’s moving out this Sunday, how can I make his last few days living here are absolute hell?

Follow these 3 easy steps to trade your car key for 4 new tires. 1. Print temporary license plates. Install them just before you get to Walmart. You don't want to get pull over. 2. Walk inside and have them install for new tires. Give them your spare car key. Don't use your real name. 3. Use your key to drive home. Don't forget to install your license plates.

So I come from a small town, less than 15k people in it with a guy that is worth over half a billion dollars. He has a foundation that gives out scholarships to the local high school kids with half decent grades. I received this scholarship ​ For a few reasons, my grades aren't quite what they should be, and I am at risk of losing it. To renew it, all they do is ask you to update this spreadsheet template they provide, screenshot your school's website showing your grades, and email the two files. Hypothetically, I heard someone may have been thinking about hitting em with the ole 'inspect element' and change a few things. Without this money, Im not sure I can keep going to school. I'm wondering: ​ 1. What kind of trouble would I be in if I got caught? I'm not sure if this is ULPT territory or ILPT. And Just reiterating, it is just a guy who happens to be from my town, it's not money from the state or anything of the sort. This may or may not be relevant but Im including it just in case 2. Could I just play stupid and say there must have been something wrong with the site or grades must have been put in late? 3. Do you have any other tips if this is a really shit plan? I figure if everyone says this is a horrible idea I can just try to explain my situation and beg and plead with someone at the foundation, but I'm open to suggestions. I have about a month to mull this all over. Thanks

Girls love cute animals and will fall all over you. If that doesn’t work just fucking molest the dog!

I just used Coinstar and have a handful of these goofy little coins.

[disclaimer I would never actually do this, just curious]

Did this by accident the other morning. Get into the line in a drive through, buy a coffee or something cheap, and pay for the coffee of the person behind you. Places like Starbucks & McDonald's are familiar with this. Then drive right around the store, get back in line, and order whatever you want. Everyone will get their order free and will cover the person behind them, so you get an entire meal for the price of two cups of coffee.

Download payrange and textnow Create an account for textnow email does not have to be real Create an account for pay range using the phone number from textnow remove brackets and spaces and choose a vending machine

I’ve seen a few posts here about cat fishing lonely guys on tinder and asking them to send you money via Venmo or something. I tried it out and it went surprisingly well. I’m thinking about starting up a discord server where we can talk about different strategies, give each other advice, share photos of girls that won’t be able to be reverse image searched, etc. send me a DM and I’ll give you the discord link.

I paid a $25 fine for overstaying my parking welcome. Then, with this one simple trick (tm), I parked on campus for free for a year, instead of $600 per semester. University meter maids hate me!

So, idk if it’s just in the UK, but according to law things have to be sold at their advertised price for customer protection or something... including if something has been priced wrong. So: you know those tiny white price stickers on stuff in the sale section? Just switch em up!! £85 jeans for £25? Yes please :))

Bonus points if you don't clean up after you are done

I used to try to convince them that I am not interested in the product which usually makes them even more forceful. Now I just say that they've already contacted me. So far I'm 2 for 2 with an apology and the phone put down without them getting pushy.

They'll still put the "heavy" tag on your bag, so the people who load it will know to be careful. It helps to be taking to the person checking your bag so they don't think it's weird that you're standing a little close. Obviously if your bag is significantly over the limit, this will become more difficult to pull off. I've sheets kept it under 10lbs, mostly in the range of 5lbs.

A cunt has been using my phone number to sign up to all sorts of scam services, or to get quotes from anywhere and everywhere, or to sign up for crappy jobs... for basically anything that you wouldn't want to give your own phone number to. It's not like 1 or 2 things. This bitch has been consistently giving out my number for over a year and I'm getting sick of this shit. At some point she even gave my number to a mentally ill person who called me 40 times a day and left voice mails for about a week. Every... single... day... I got voice mails telling her how sick he was, how much he needed her, and how he might not survive the surgery that he was gonna take in couple hours. Somehow he always managed to survive to call me the next day. I still get dozens of texts everyday from different scam shit. Whoever I talked told me there was nothing I could do legally to stop her from using my number other than getting a new number for myself, but I've been using this number for such a long time and I don't want to get a new one... I have her full name. Whenever this first started I got a call from her building management like twice and I was stupid enough to think that she just mixed up a number or something and didn't note down her address to anywhere. At some point knowing her address made me believe the name I have is her real name. ​ Is there anything I can do to make her life a hell as well? Not looking for something HIGHLY illegal since I have no plans to fuck my life up just to teach this PoS cunt a lesson.

Find a jar of money being donated to help disabled people, briefly identify as transabled and take all you want. Then go back to identifying as you please. What kinda homophobe would get in the way of that?

I paid a $25 fine for overstaying my parking welcome. Then, with this one simple trick (tm), I parked on campus for free for a year, instead of $600/semester. University meter maids hate me!

I went to school that got unaccredited and eventually closed, and left a few credits shy, but still claim to be graduated. What should I be looking out for?

Unlike most gas stations where you may have to fight a homeless drug addict to defend you lady’s honor.

Whenever you refill or get another drink, this can draw attention to your drinking, especially if the people around you are super-critical busy bodies. Always be discrete with your drink, and be as stealthy as possible when getting another. Consider distractions or illusions or other obfuscation techniques. Use an opaque container to conceal the beverage amount (if not drinking from a can).

Obviously should be human size and shape. A cheap mannequin, an MMA training dummy etc.

I don’t actually own a juul but the cigarette thread had me curious if there’s any tips on how to have people not hit your juul. Specifically without being the douche who says no to your close friends. I know the pods are expensive. Any tips?

Just crosscheck the content of the epub with book on Amazon using Amazon's peek inside feature.

Struggling to get people in the door of your **restaurant**? Make a fake, hot Tinder profile and swipe right on everybody you come across in the app. Then when you schedule your first “date” with the person, make plans to meet at your restaurant. When it comes time to finally meet up, message them on Tinder saying you’re running late and to order you something off the menu. Pick something expensive, then never show up, they'll have to pay for both meals. Rinse and repeat.

It’s generally not allowed by the IRS, but what’s the odds of getting caught here? Especially if I were to buy it from my dentist office, or a pharmacy like CVS?

This is a website that you insert the question in and 95% of the time for me, there's been the exact answer. Way better than quizlet. ​ [https://sciemce.com/](https://sciemce.com/)

Mommy works on women if your in a catfight

Something that can be made in a few days or less preferably.

This is what people do for Green cards.

Order something „healthy“ or the most normie shit. Give them a critical look, afterwards compliment that they seem to be a nice person. Think a second and pull out your business card. Bonus points for showing your luxury jewelry watch.

I don't know if this was posted before but I just found out that whenever you order food from a delivery service, I am using door dash personally so I don't know if it works on other services, you can report the items as incorrect or cold to get money back. I personally prefer to report them as cold because that is something that is basically impossible to disprove.

Install EaseUS data recovery wizard trial, and press on the twitter/facebook button, then close your browser. This'll give you 1.5gbs more of recovery apart from the trials 500 mb. Recover files up to those 2gb. If you have more big files, uninstall the app, go to rgedit>hkey_local_machine>software and search for one key named easeus data recovery wizard and another one named drw, delete both folders. Install the app again, and press twitter/facebook again. Boom; you just saved like 90$ on the subscription, and can recover as many files as you'd like (and even set up a bussiness for it if you're shady enough)

It’s nice and quiet and nobody will bother you or stare if you’re sobbing and losing your shit there. Extra privacy if you stay in your car!

A new couple at college I want to break up because the girl is really nice but the guy is mean. I don't think she deserves him. It's kind of a "rescue" mission (I just hate him and want to see him unhappy and her happy) I'm looking for any way (unethical included of course) that could break them up.

A new couple at college I want to break up because the girl is really nice but the guy is mean. I don't think she deserves him. It's kind of a "rescue" mission (I just hate him and want to see him unhappy and her happy) I'm looking for any way (unethica or ethical) that could break them up without being found out.

Source: Driven one, had this happen to me.

If anyone gives you any hassle, tell them you work for the publisher and you’re going to get sued for forgetting to print the ad.

Unethical bonus points if you take and say that are delivering to charity.

If anyone is interested in learning how to manipulate the following systems into repeatable cash or rewards download the app(s) and enter what I tell you then let me know via message Freebird (download app), use to book Ubers or Lyft's for rewards. Enter in order codes: m3d7f then 5for5 then urbday1 which will get you 5 off of 6 rides plus $10 profit from riding Drop: an app where you can get gift cards for signing up for crap that you can cancel in same sitting and not get charged or buying it and getting way more: use code 4ole8 and start with 5 bucks to spend right away. If you do so i will send you directions that will get you over $100 in giftcards (good selection Amazon, target best buy many more) for 10-15 dollars out of pocket. I'll tell you the what the low hanging fruit is and a little secret Cash App: like venmo but without the hidden security risks and bots connecting drug and other transactions via posts you make. Can convert to bitcoin. Use code GKBPDM and get $5 for merely downloading the app. Even if I didnt come through everyone ethical or not will benefit from this. Use my codes and message me and learn directly how to profit $100 over your next 5 Lyft rides. Use all three and I'll get you at least 20 $5 off coupons to either uber or uber eats. Plus Also available upon request is how to easily get 200 in Mastercard giftcards for 50 bucks (catch on this is pay now get in 30-60 days but absolutely legit. And upon request and completion of two of these, I'll tell you how to get 300 for 15 mins of effort which you can get as early as a week, maybe sooner and at most a little over two weeks. 7-10 days from initiating most likely. Want me to use your referral code(s), just tell me the app Just to fit in with the other posts on this forum I'm going to leave you with a duisy.......When you are grabbing milk at the grocery store, get the one from the back as it's usually newer. then grab the one that's about to expire and put it in the front so the next person gets the worst one. If you're really brave write a cus word and your enemies initials in sharpie on the bottom of the jug. When their mom finds out they're gonna get blamed and be in tons of trouble.

Yes. This theatre does security check (a body pat down similar to airport, mainly checking pockets) How can I sneak in some snacks?

Order pizza to a random address in a semi-secluded area. Tell them to use the back door. Immediately after, call them from another number and place your $300 dream order for another house on the same street. Make sure the house with the "back door" is the one their gps will bring them to first. Park on the street and wait for them to show up. Once they walk around the side of the first house, grab all the pizza you ordered for the second house and drive away.

Babies and puppies are the way to go for karma-whoring

You can report ads by clicking the triangle thing in the top right hand corner

Not matter how packed the bus gets, chances are no one will clean it up or sit in it.

In the UK, we have monopoly tickets on the cups with the chance of winning free food, not sure if McDonalds are doing this anywhere else though.

Sign up for audible, you get a free month, and one credit to spend on an audio book. Immediately cancel audible, they'll usually offer you a free credit to stay. Say you'll stay. Cancel anyway. Bam two free audio books!

I worked in the restaurant industry for quite some time. The particular restaurant I worked in did not give a single shit about items other than credit cards or cell phones. Their safe had at least 50 pairs of sunglasses. This one is good because unless you keep coming back to the same restaurant it's pretty much foolproof. Enjoy!

A lot of posts on the front page are have a great probability of being made up, this also works with r/pics and similar subreddits

I would've recommended posting it to /r/trashtag for karma, but that might've gone against the rule 4

I just attempted cancelling my premium, going to anyways but I thought I'd let everyone know they make this offer to people who try to cancel. ​ (Requires you to have already purchased at least a month. I've been subscribed for 2)

Seriously, some throat lozenges are absolutely delicious, but no one ever seems to realize that they have sugar too. Just say your throat hurts.

Do you need to market your product for free? Post a job that doesn't exist many peoples put their emails on their resume so you can collect those to advertise your product, works great if you are doing affiliate marketing for amazon/ebay etc. You can also choose your audience by posting the job in specific area and with specific interest. Let say you are advertising about the mouse/computer/keyboard post a job of computer programmer or something similar to collect the emails of person who might need it

Attach high powered IR lights to the brim of a hat. The IR light is not visible to the naked eye, however it will flood night time cameras, thus concealing your face. [How to Fool Ir Security Cameras](https://youtu.be/fywvB4Unjv4) The setup is rather obvious, however if one was to find a way to wire multiple across the forward edge of the hats brim or on a pair of glasses the setup would be pretty foolproof. The ability to shield your identity from night time cameras opens up a host of opportunities for illicit activities. It should also be mentioned you can wire these IR lights onto your license plate frame to avoid tickets, tolls, and plate readers. Enjoy!

Do I need this here?

May differ from state but in Oregon they send you the id in mail, if you for "some reason" don't receive it they will send you another one. Iv got extra 2 copies of mine. So instead of paying the $70 it cost to get a copy ill have a back up.

If you get caught driving drunk never take a breathalyzer test. In many states it is not mandatory but if you refuse you can still be charged with a DWI. However it is much easier to fight a DWI case with no breathalyzer reading then one with a clear reading. Also never take the blood test. If trace amounts of marijuana is found you will get a DUI for sure, Any amount of marijuana is enough to convict you in most states.

E.g. they saw some sad photos and now want to donate to whatever organization showed them these sad pictures. Act excited, tell them you want to do even more and are going to do some research about how you could help even more. Chances are they forget about it within the next few days. If they haven’t, then let them do what they were originally planning. This tip saved a good sum of money on her and a lot of nerves on my side.

When class is winding down and the hour gets near, discreetly reach down and zip/unzip your backpack. The sound of a bag zipping triggers a weird pavlovian response in your classmates that make them all reach down and start to pack their stuff up. The collective sight of everyone starting to pack their stuff up forces your teacher/professor to wrap up the class. I used to do this in high school and in college with required classes irrelevant to my field of study. It works 100% of the time.

With 250m users on the site you've got a 1 in 28 chance of being near a karmawhore. Good odds in my book.

Just use Internet Explorer as an excuse to bring it up and farm a bit of karma.

At work, leave old, dog-eared, beat up copies of bullshit managerial and pretentious self-help books on your desk for your supervisors to see.

Bonus ULPT: Buy an old camera, forge a bunch of fake signatures on it, and say it was the camera that got someone on the crew of a movie. Look up the crew of a movie from IMDB if you want it more believable.

If your workplace requires you to change your password every so often, and also requires that your password cannot be the same as your last five (or whatever number) passwords, when you are required to change your password, change it six times: five times to something different, and then one more time to change it back to the password you originally had. This way you can always use the same password!

I've seen a lot of recent stories about how some kid gets a DNA test for their family and discovered that they have half siblings and breaks up the family. If you tell them you were a sperm donor it gives you a get of jail free card.

Whenever you want to fart in a toilet but don't want to alarm neighboring users or anyone outside, use the hand driers then let it rip. They'll drown the sound out enough for you to enjoy a huge rip. Give it a second or so for the fans to start up and be on full power, that's when they're the loudest. The Dyson hand dryers are particularly loud. Enjoy!

The little screen where they scan your ticket i think only shows your seat number and name, so maybe this is possible? (I have an old priority ticket PDF to make it perfectly realistic) TO BE CLEAR: I do not mean illegally forging a ticket. I do not want to break the law or annoy airport security. I mean just deleting the NON-, in NON-PRIORITY basically...

If you're in some social situation where booze/drugs are being offered around (and in that lame AF pushy, social-pressury way), and you want to refuse but don't want to come across as a 'bit of a square', try this: When offered, say something like, "Listen, if I'm totally honest with you, I'd fucking MURDER a beer/line/pill/ right now, but that shit almost destroyed my life. So, I totally appreciate the offer but I'm sticking to the X tonight". You may get asked a follow up Q by a curious Colin who's had a bit much to drink ("Hey, it was just a time in my life, I'm over it... pistachio, Colin?"), but not only will you never be offered drugs that night again, you'll boost your cred with the douchebags ("how cool/crazy! He/she used to have a massive drug problem! Rock and fuckin' roll, duuuuude!") and the nice, concerned peeps ("oh god, he/she used to have a drug problem but he/she has mastered it! How amazing, what strength!") I road tested this at multiple house parties, club nights, etc during my 20's and it worked every farkin time. Note: invent a boozy/druggy-addidctedy backstory and stick to it. Over the years you might even forget that you made it up, which makes it even more convincing when you turn down smack at a Trainspotting-themed birthday party.

This probably isn't specific to many places but there are a lot of parking lots around where I live where you park, go to a kiosk to pay, it spits out a ticket, and you leave it on your dashboard so you don't get towed. These tickets are usually good until midnight that day. If they aren't a huge asshole, most people would be more than happy to let you use their ticket when they're leaving.

Bonus points for parking an unmarked vehicle out front.

I need to make a fake but believable resume so I can get this job I really want. Do employers really ask for school information if you say you have a 2-year degree How do you fake employers?

If you were missing something from your desk, you would appear guilty. Take someone else's - especially if they have a better rapport with the office manager.

I have a neighbor that lives below me. He is an absolute scumbag in every sense of the word. I guess I'll give some examples to just kinda set the scene... About a month ago one of his girlfriends guy friends(that I thought she was allowed to have) had given my fiancee and I a sweatshirt that she left at his house. If someone did this for my fiancee I would have been happy that they gave it back. This kid literally slammed his fists down on the table and screamed "I knew it!" and then proceeded to strip search her when she got home for the next few days. My fiancee tried to be friends with her but for some reason she would always have to go downstairs to their apartment. I thought it was kinda odd but I didn't really care. My fiancee told me he always had to be in the room to hear what they were talking about. About a week later she calls me from her work phone(he tracks and monitors everything on her cell phone) and begs me to tell him I was mistaken and she had left her sweatshirt at work. I wasn't real pumped on it but I figured I would do her a favor to end the strip searches and just tell him what he wants to hear. That did absolutely no good and he literally called her a slut and a bunch of other names while we were walking away. This brings us to this morning. My fiancee and I took a taxi somewhere this morning and got home around 6am. It was raining so the blonde girl next to us(his gf is blonde) got out to let us out. As soon as she got out he opened his front window and started calling her a slut because she wouldn't answer her phone(he makes her video chat him the entire taxi ride so he can see who is next to her and she always asks us to say 'hi'" and the girl that was with us def wasn't his gf. She was pretty pissed and when she got home she sent the gf some info on domestic violence. Of course this went straight to his phone and he messaged her back saying how he is such a good man but she can just be a real bitch sometimes. He loves pretending to be her. SO. To get to the actual point of this post. I got his wifi password and can easily connect to it. He also has his outdoor cameras(to watch his girlfriend) connected to it. I'm looking for something I could do to maybe stir up a little mayhem. Any ideas are appreciated. Sorry for the long post.

Best way to get front row or maneuver to the back and exit or get to the restrooms.

There are tons of coupons for these kinds of services. I applied a 75$ reduction on a 65$ delivery, making my order free (delivery included). I then cancelled my subscription. This method could be repeated with a different credit card and e-mail adress each time (prepaid cards work).

This trick works great also if you are a startup company and want to get your app/website finished, post a job and then send out the part of problem to applicants to solve in order for you to consider their application. You will get your work done for free, but you need to know the programming language yourself in order to put together the code, but still it's way faster.

When I was younger I danced in a pre-professional program. Dance was my life, and this teacher was a huge bitch. I could never do anything to make her happy. My body wasn’t right (enter eating disorder), she hated my dancing and did not hold back telling me so, and nothing I ever did was correct. Every single movement got me yelled at. I tried my god damn hardest to improve how she wanted me too and I could never get to where she expected me to be. The other teachers were fine, but she destroyed my self confidence. To this day I have major issues believing in my ability to do anything correctly. She made me feel like a failure and I went home after her classes crying. So I quit dance, something I started at 2 years old, literally because of this one woman. I hate her so much. I have her full name and LinkedIn profile, probably can get more information there are many articles about her online. What damage can I do?

I’ve returned a lot of things on amazon so far and I’m planning on this being the last one. The 89 dollars will help me complete my project but how could I return it lost some excuses. It’s around 40 pounds so the box came empty won’t work etc Product : Intex excursion 5 inflatable boat

One time I was trying to act cool and I said this, and the dude at my local card shop like, RAN to get some Reese's. I didn't take it without paying for it (I gave him a dollar after) but I assumed he was so rushed to get it because he didn't want me to go into shock or something!

Hire people off fiverr to do your work for you if it’s an online course If you can’t pass college algebra hire someone to do your work for you, take the class online, tell them you have dyscalculia a math learning disability and even if you fail the final you’ll still get a D in the course which they’ll have to accept.

Never get busted for having an open container with: Single-shot bottles. Your next drink is always in an unopened container. Your last drink is in your belly. *Don't drink and drive, turkeys.

Three words, my friends: single shot bottles. A full bottle becomes an empty bottle in a single chug. And your next drink? Wellllll, its in an unopened bottle. It's not magic, but it's close. *Dont drink and drive, turkeys.

Other common "trick" wifi names include "FBI Surveillance Van," "Surveillance-Cam," "Bedroom-Cam," and things of that nature

I get front row about 50% of the most of the time on long haul flights as these generally cost extra when booking and a lot of people won't pay it. A lot of the time I can even get two seats and a few times have even had the entire front row for myself.

When someone at a party says "Want a line/pill/toke/whatever?" and you're feeling a little social pressure to join in but don't want to, just say something along the lines of, "man, I'd love nothing more on Earth than to have a line right now, but that shit almost destroyed my life. I was an addict for years". They'll NEVER offer you drugs again, and think you're rock and fucking roll because you used to be a fuck up.

So last year I rented a room from this guy and he was weird. Totally normal at first, but super weird after like a month. He didn't work, was always drunk, kicked out the other roommate for no reason and stole his security deposit too, and was always spewing racial and political slurs. Just a horrible dude. He took my security deposit too for no reason. I have before and after pics and a picture of our lease, but honestly it's not worth the small claims court fees and time since it's only $550 and I moved 3.5 hours away so I'd have to drive back and forth for the damn court. Anyways, he advertises his room only on Craigslist. I've setup email notifications for posts and whenever he posts his room for rent, I post after so it appears right above. I tell everyone the truth with text screenshots and pictures of the guy renting and his house telling people to feel free to email or call me about any details. He keeps threatening to sue me for slander, I say go ahead you're all talk you don't have any money to do so because you don't have a job and you stole my security deposit and so I'd like to see you try with all my evidence against you etc. Sooo this Craigslist thing is working, I've had multiple people email me about him saying they checked out the room and noped the fuck out because he's crazy and a horrible person. Honestly, I really don't want anyone else to rent from him because he's a total prick and he will steal everyone's security deposit. What else can I do? Any ideas how to subtly make this assholes life a little more difficult? Tldr: asshole landlord is a total dick and steals everyone's security deposit, now I'm asking for advice how to make his life a bit more difficult

Dont try to sell giftcards directly, especially to somewhere like Walmart or target. Instead offer many different things for sale you could go buy as soon as someone bit. So list a laptop, xbox, playstation, phone etc. All for sale and brand new. You will have a lot more success.