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---224327381 >>224327289 fucking simon fucking says fist my fucking ass ---224327389 >>224327289 >Do exactly what he tells me > lives to see another day ---224327451 >>224327289 so tragic it was it also was hillarious >bend your legs over your head >now jump on one leg towards me! >impossible? too bad you're deas! ---224327471 >>224327389 >walks to mcdonalds >gets shot ---224327485 >>224327389 >Be American >Be lucky enough to survive till your tenth birthday. Only two pre-schools in your area were completely executed as you grew up. >One day, there is a knock at the door and your dad goes to answer it. >It's the fucking police. Somebody has swatted him again. The police are losing patience. >He is given a bizarre set of instructions to follow. They are screaming at him. "WE WILL SHOOT YOU WE WILL SHOOT YOU" >He is doing the hokey pokey on the porch now whilst a gang of heavily armed men point fully automatic weapons at him. >They demand that he sings "I'm a little teapot" and perform all of the actions in the style of the Elephant man. Your dad begs "PLEASE DON'T SHOOT I'LL DO ANYTHING" >He starts to sing "I'm a Little Teapot" and as he says the line "Here is my handle" a torrent of gunfire tears him to pieces. >Have to watch your dad bleed out and gurgle in agony right in front of you. As he twitches a death spasm they open fire again and turn him into a paste. >Wake up and find that you have been sent a letter from the federal government denying you any aid and/or assistance due to your father saying he was going to boycott Israeli products on the internet. >Fuck. >Go to school, on the way there you have to run from cover to cover as another lunatic has ascended the nearby radio mast and is now taking pot shots at passers by. Several people lay face down in the street. Eventually you're lucky enough to get out of line of sight. >Once in school you wander down the hallways. Your fellow students are giving you strange looks. >It's the monthly school shooting and you forgot to bring your backpack shield. Oh fuck. >Nobody hit the Active Shooter Alarm button in time... >The door to the Shelter won't open >Unable to properly form Testudo as the gunman barrels down the halls. >You cause the defense formation to break and you and all of your classmates are shot dead. >A new family of Mexicans move into your empty house the next day. ---224327508 >>224327289 that dude did nothing wrong. /thread ---224327538 Take your pants off by pulling them over your head! Can’t do it?! Stop resisting a lawful order! ---224327554 >>224327389 >follow all commands >still get shot ---224327614 >>224327289 ---224327707 >>224327289 >kill somebody >get paid for it his plan has worked it seems, I hope somebody remembers him some day ---224327760 >>224327485 Fucken kek. You should add >get a text from your zoomy gf, it's her fucking Tyrone and his best friends ---224327769 >>224327508 he could reduce the difficulty level, though ---224327794 >>224327707 hes also getting 30k a year of tax money ---224328082 >>224327289 >turbomanlet >lack of muscles >gay ass tattoos, try harder move to look badass >feminine face >no hair on arms Why burger police departments accepts such biologic failures as cops?Then they wonder why people are getting shot when they let in weak insecure bitches to become cops.Learn from here burgers how real cops should look like ---224328102 Remember, if you dislike anyone, or just need someone dead before you can get promoted, all you have to do is call 911 and tell them you saw what you are pretty sure to be a gun. Cops show up in full force and shoot all of the occupants. Remember, they can not charge you for a simple mistaken 911 call. They wont admit that cops show up and shoot potential hostages, so youre good. ---224328210 >>224327794 30k is about double the average military income. >but anon police are underpaid at 120k a year! ---224328232 >>224328102 its not illegal to own a gun, why should they care? do they also show up when you tell them they might own a car? ---224328309 >>224328210 no hes getting 30k a year while not being a cop at this point. ---224328343 >>224327485 holy fucking mother of zoz ---224328398 >>224328232 >its not illegal to own a gun, why should they care Because legal or not, they can shoot anyone and everyone and know theyll never be charged and even if they do get let off. Just that last year cops shot all the people that were swatted. This year cops are oushing for red flag laws that allow them to do more swattings. ---224328401 >>224328232 Is it legal in Germoney to say only 5,999,999 Jews died in the holocaust? ---224328462 >>224328210 By: Melissa Blasius Mesa police officer Philip Brailsford, who was charged with murder and acquitted, was allowed to temporarily come back to work in order to retire and receive a pension. Ex-cop testifies he fired, thinking man had gun Two years after he shot an unarmed man and was fired, former police officer Philip “Mitch” Brailsford was rehired by the City of Mesa in order to obtain a special pension. Now, Brailsford is considered medically retired, not fired, according to a Mesa city spokesman. i was going to link it but the site has a fagass auto play vid ---224328659 >>224328309 He gets 30k a year and has been rehired. Thats like if my dad retired from the air force, collected his check then went to the army, kept his check and got to earn another. This is very common with government sector jobs. Retirees cheat the system and work whipe drawing benefits. Thats the reason all yhe old fucks "retire" yo florida, they collect the check from their home state, get jobs in courthouses and government agencies. ---224328780 >>224328462 Yes. He was rehired so he could get 30j pension checks after shooting a man in the head 6 times. Now, he gets that check and drives the next town over and works as a cop there. ---224328868 >>224328780 ---224328895 >>224328780 >>224328868 ---224328911 >>224328659 >>224328780 ---224328934 >>224328659 >>224328780 >>224328911 ---224328948 >>224327289 I still love this meme. ---224328956 >>224328401 borderline ---224329026 >>224328659 >>224328780 >>224328868 >>224328895 >>224328911 >>224328934 ---224329034 >>224328956 wew lad is it also considered denial or whatever if you deliberately say 7 million were killed? ---224329105 >>224327485 tfw this literally just happened to me a few weeks ago ---224329117 >>224327289 The guy in the picture wasn't the one yelling commands. ---224329266 >>224327289 >lay flat on the floor >ignore anything he says >respond with "fuck you" I'm not falling for your trap copcuck. ---224329437 >>224328659 Plus in Florida, homes cannot be seized to pay off debt owed by the owner. Hence why many financial criminals own Florida property. The whole system needs to be wiped clean until the oceans turn red. That's how many bad people currently walk free. ---224329487 >>224327485 however i also tipped the gentle policemen and the active shooter. and tipped Tyrone and his friends for fucking my wife ---224329538 >>224327289 >>224323023 All christians, muslims and jews, come to this thread >>224321925 ---224329672 >>224329034 then you get the Goy Kreuz from Merkel and they have to update history books ---224329783 >>224327485 >It's the monthly school shooting im fucking wheezing thanks peruvian bro mutts utterly btfo ---224330078 >>224327485 Memes fresh from dankest peru ---224330254 >>224327289 >>224327381 this fucking literal psychopath should be in prison serving a life sentence. the fact that he isnt is a sign that freemasons need to be exterminated from society, outlawed, and ultimately those of them corrupting the courts need to be crucified in public and it needs to be televised. ---224330306 Look at that fucking piece of shit. You can see the bloodlust in his eyes. I work at a facility with some fucking Paul Blart security guard who's just like him. Looks like him too. He just wants to hurt and dominate people. Not what his job is supposed to be. I despise him. ---224330485 Holy shit are you numales seriously still crying about this retard?

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---224310564 >>224310407 Vegans are delusional. >How many possums were shot in the apple orchard? >How many mice died in the grainfields? >How many songbirds were poisoned by the berry farmers? They don't care about life, they care about controlling others. ---224310654 >>224310564 HAHAHAHHAHA this is the funniest thing I have ever seen ---224310662 >>224310407 Nope. ... towards the end of his life, even Adolf Hitler followed a vegetarian diet... ---224310854 >>224310662 >even Adolf What’s that for an argument? Why people say this? WhT does that even mean ou fags? It’s not that he always a cannibal previously. Fuck sake you just parroting bullshit to empower shit arguments lad ---224311039 >>224310662 His favorite food was liver dumplings you flaming faggot. You have clearly never read anything written by Hitler you would otherwise know his philosophy stressed the necessity of adhering to natures laws. And there is nothing more natural than eating animals. Animals have always been food, friends, transportation and useful labor for humans. ---224311179 Belgium's Royal Academy of Medicine recommended last week that children, teens, pregnant women and nursing mothers do not follow a vegan diet. An estimated 3% of Belgian children follow this type of vegetarianism that excludes meat, eggs, dairy products and all other animal-derived ingredients, according to the academy's statement. The eating plan is "restrictive," creates "unavoidable" nutritional shortcomings and, if not properly monitored, could lead to deficiencies and stunted development, the academy said. https://www.cnn.com/2019/05/20/health/vegan-children-belgium-intl-trnd/index.html ---224311315 Talked to 500 vegans through my work past 2 years, they are all npc or gay. ---224311316 Vegans have twice as many sick days as their meat-eating colleagues in the UK, according to a new report. The study found that vegans had almost five days off a year for the likes of flu, cold and minor ailments — well above the national average. They were also three times more likely to visit the GP. Vegans reportedly book 2.6 appointments to see the doctor during the cold and flu season in the UK, compared to the national average of 0.7. https://www.news.com.au/lifestyle/health/diet/vegans-have-twice-as-many-sick-days-as-their-meateating-colleagues/news-story/334984664af72305cc918d7f24c3b5a0 ---224311528 >>224311179 Stay mad bro... ---224311556 >>224310407 Just ignore them and continue to eat meat. Animal fat is great for brain function. Necessary even. Let the lefties go weak. ---224311600 >>224310407 Yes, this vegan bullshit needs to stop now ---224311794 >>224311528 Don't most people with a vegan diet typically promote homosexuality and condemn fat shaming? ---224312185 >>224310564 Some of us just care about health you know. We all know plants are healthy ---224312337 >>224311794 I don't know... i'm absolutely not vegan, but if people don't start arguing about the quality of their food... western countries are on a dead end road... ---224312409 >>224311316 Vegan and organic 100% and literally never get sick. My gf either. Same diet. Also no vax, medicine, etc ---224312599 >>224312185 Lol vegans are some of the weakest and unhealthy people ever. Veganism is just a coping mechanism for those who are physically inferior yet want to boast about their 'extraordinary' health. Nothing has ever been built or maintained on a vegan diet. No civilization or empire has ever been created by people that eat grass. Vegans are feeble, subhuman faggots. Eating onions will not improve or compensate for terrible genetics. Did you even attend elementary school? Do you know what a food-chain is? Apparently not ---224312686 >>224311528 That's why we need more regulations on sugar. ---224312708 >>224312409 hrhurhur my individual case repudiates this study with a bigger sample size than 2 ---224312733 OMG SO IMMORAL. ---224312763 i cri evrytiem 1 lke = 1 prayer ---224312790 >>224312599 You’re not worth arguing with. Mandatory viewing for people who have half a brain at least https://youtu.be/lXXXygDRyBU ---224312793 >>224312185 That's a bit of a forced meme. I would suggest you compare health outcomes among American countries, and cross reference the meat-to-veg ratio. Uruguayans eat the most meat-to-veg, and yet they are living healthy over 80 ---224312802 Eh, who cares. Let them eat whatever they want. Personally I follow the Keto lifestyle and eat mostly meat and leafy greens and practically no carbs or sugar. Never felt better in my life. The one time I tried vegan for a few weeks I felt like garbage. But hey maybe it's worth it to them because muh animal rights. That's their choice. As an added benefit if society collapses and the food starts running out we can eat the vegans and vegetarians first. Herbivores are delicious. ---224312810 BIO-DIVERSITY CANNOT EXIST WITHOUT ANIMALS CONSUMING OTHER ANIMALS YOU FUCKING RETARDS GO JUMP OFF A CLIFF ---224312869 >>224310407 Animal die in the wild, rot and the decomposed dust is carried through the air, rent-free inside your mouth and nose. No veganfuck IS vegan. ---224312897 >>224312802 Absolutely based. How long have you been doing it anon? ---224312972 >>224312869 The soil that their vegetables grow in is only fertile because of decomposed animal matter lawlwlwl ---224313011 >>224312897 Been living keto for almost 9 months. Started on new years. Best decision I've ever made. ---224313065 >>224313011 >imagine the smell hows the single life treating you? ---224313091 >>224312708 Just a testimony. You can’t argue meat and animal products’ effects m the body. It’s well known. Heart disease, stroke, diabetes, a lot more. Meat is delicious but toxic, especially modern meat, but it’s normalized so strongly I understand the resistance to change. I hope you and others can look into it yourselves. Wasn’t easy for me ---224313101 >>224310407 i have no problem with animal rights and all that but i am not given up meat, is just too good and i love it, 80% of my diet is meat and i am not changing it ---224313151 >>224312793 You have to understand only certain studies, and very few, will show the truth. Who pays for it dictates the results they choose to make public. ---224313186 >>224313091 Why does that matter.... ...unless... ...you want public healthcare? Vegans will win by "survival of the fittest", no? You don't need to bother pushing any agenda. ---224313270 >>224313091 The continuity of life for every major species on this earth relies on the consumption of lesser animals meat. Something that is required for sustenance cannot by definition, be 'toxic'. It is needed for survival you fucking retard dunce. ---224313271 >>224312185 >implying most food plants are not frankenstein GMO creations with a tasty film of pesticides and feces ---224313308 >>224313151 See some of my arguments in another thread: >>224309518 >It's no secret that politicians and scientists want to be paid. The ones who control the money control the narrative, and you just go along with it because "well... how else could it be! I don't know any different and can't think out of my box" I think we're on the same page in that respect. But I will continue to ENJOY meat and it will continue to enrich my life. Total selfishness, it's how the DNA spreads. ---224313329 >>224312869 Well, obviously they are not vegan if you use your own invented definition of the term. ---224313357 How the fuck can 'modern meat' be toxic, but plants and vegetables be unaffected? ---224313375 >>224313186 Just trying to help anons with what I’ve learned. Not everyone seems knowledge that goes against what they’re comfortable with. Trust me I loved meat and animal products ---224313390 >>224313357 delusions is how ---224313435 >>224313375 enjoy your complete absence of essential nutrients for the rest of your life ---224313442 >>224312686 Also this... ---224313448 >>224313011 Perhaps not all Americans are retarded mutts then. >inb4 not all memes. I hope you do not use sweeteners however. That shit is so false and it's still unknown if they lower or outright stop the effect in it's tracks. I'm so tired of seeing the cope that some recipes have on that website that started in Sweden. It's just sweeteners here and sweeteners there. Why can't people if they need some form of dessert, make use of the natural sweetness in regular food instead? It's literally no better than vegans who try to cope with their bs by making fake meats etc. For example I used to grab a fist of blueberries and run them in the the food blender together with whipping cream if I absolutely had to have something. ---224313458 >>224313065 You referring to that sweet/metallic like Keto breath? That goes away after a while. Dental health also improves because no carbs eroding your teeth and causing cavities. The urine smell stays but it's not that bad. Not sure how that would turn off bitches. Unless you're into golden showers I guess. ---224313473 >>224313270 No, we destroy the earth with animal agriculture. Feeding the world with plants would be much more efficient ---224313510 >>224313375 Here's something I've learned: Nicotine prevents neurodegenerative illness. My concern isn't for mainstream facts, it's for the truths people try to hide. And one of those hidden truths is that not meat, but BLOOD is one of the most nutritious and healthy of foods. ---224313523 >>224313458 And in the worst case scenario you can simply increase your carb intake a tiny bit. ---224313527 >>224313271 I mentioned I eat organic, but I too fear for its integrity. Pesticides are a real danger ---224313577 >>224313458 No, it doesn't go away. You just acclimatize. Dental health improves with use of hydroxyapatite toothpastes. My issue is with keto sweat, it stinks like vinegar balls. ---224313580 >>224313448 The reason I made this post is because I have seen literally 3 separate YouTube ads promoting vegetable based, meat 'alternatives'. Even A&W a big fast food chain had one. I am telling you I have noticed vegan advertising picking up at an alarming speed. They hammering the 'muh u have to eat bugs :)))' rhetoric like there is no tomorrow. ---224313605 >>224313473 Feeding the world with plants would kill humans and plunder the earth ---224313629 >>224313308 I think you should be allowed to. I just disagree that it’s what’s best for your health, or the world’s. ---224313648 >>224313270 Something you can survive without is not needed nor required for survival. And longterm vegans prove that. >But m-m-muh "this person went vegan and almost died" Most people eat like shit. And a vegan diet is less lenient with this. You have to actually plan what you eat. Unless you are a fucking sherpa without access to enough food diversity, then by all means, eat the yak. ---224313652 >>224313435 Name one ---224313666 you notice how this thread (and most others like it) are just echo chambers, yet there are still vegans? that's the way it looks when nobody cares enough about you to bother arguing with you. have fun dying at 62 like your grand-pappy, i guess. ---224313692 >>224312185 You can still be unhealthy while eating only plants. It's not meat that makes people unhealthy, it's diet and lifestyle. So if you eat lots of vegan junk food and never exercise (this describes many vegans btw), you will be unhealthy. ---224313710 >>224311315 500 vegans exist in your area? I didn't know that there were so many of them concentrated in one place. Do you live in one of those big Californian cities, or maybe Portland, Oregon, or Seattle, Washington? ---224313744 >>224310407 stop being a fag, you edgy teenage fuck ---224313808 I'm vegan, but only because it's a proper diet for a human. I still buy/wear animal products because it isn't a morality issue or some other leftist bullshit reason. It's all about health. And I care not to control anyone else or their eating habits. I speak my mind openly and honestly, but if some retards wanna eat shit their bodies cannot properly process and cause disease and such in the process, go right ahead. Pic related are humans who eat meat. ---224313825 >>224313648 Meat is needed for proper development and growth you fucking idiot. I don't even want to argue with vegans. I just have this unceasing desire to fight them. I just want to beat up vegans really badly. Kick them in the ribs and stomp on their faces. ---224313878 >>224313692 100% correct. A lazy vegan eating shit food will not be that healthy ---224313929 >>224313577 I never got bad breath or sweat. Only urine smells. ---224313940 >>224313808 My body converts consumed meat into waste just fine. Never have I had a problem. Never since the dawn of humanity have people had a problem. Yet here we are, still eating meat. ---224314003 >>224313448 Yeah I don't use any of that artificial cancer causing shit. Everything I consume comes from the local farmers market and butcher. I don't even crave the sweet flavor anymore. The only sweet thing I really have these days is some lemon water mixed with salt and potassium for rehydrating after working out. Even that is more sour though. ---224314047 >>224312185 That's all well and good. I'm sure there are rational Jehovah's Witnesses too, but the vast preponderance of adherents have pissed off non converts over these many years and decades to such a degree, that it has secured them their well earned slot, that might well last for centuries to come, as the worst offenders, and most annoying, when attempting to evangelize lost souls. I'd go with vegetarian. Just say you're vegetarian, and then be vegan if you must. ---224314059 >>224313940 Hey man, just think of it as another viewpoint. If you don’t feel well with what you do, try it. Or not. Who cares ---224314084 >>224313692 Processed foods are dead foods. I don't interact with other vegans, nor do I have any social media accounts, so I honestly don't know what moral vegans are really like. Sounds like they lack balls and probably eat a bunch of luna bars and prepackaged shit. It's a pain in the ass, but I prep every meal I eat... lotsa rice, veggies, fruit for breakfast, brown rice pasta and hemp seeds have good protein, manganese and zinc, hummus. I've also alotta spices I add to every meal for flavor, from pepper, to cayenne to cinnamon I put in my oatmeal. A nutrient dense diet requires a lot less substance than one with a lot of empty food bulk. ---224314110 >>224314047 Don’t disagree at all. We should have the freedom to choose ---224314116 >>224313878 A lazy vegan will be way less healthy than a lazy non vegan. The same way a health conscious meat eater will be way healther than a non lazy vegan. ---224314128 >>224313473 You moron. How the fuck are you going to grow plants without fertile soil? You're not. And how do you get fertile soil? Animals. ---224314159 >>224314084 This. I’m cooking all the fucking time. For my gf too. This life isn’t for everyone I can guarantee that. But hey I’m getting better at cooking ---224314161 >>224314000 LOL the irony is the only reason vegans can even sustain themselves on their diet is because of modern technology enabling intercontinental food transport and vitamin based alternatives to compensate for the inevitable nutrient deficiencies that they incur ---224314191 >>224314116 Nope, can’t agree with you there ---224314201 >>224313825 You clearly have anger issues, seems like a byproduct of a shitty diet. Why do meat eaters tend to have emotional problems? Oh, I answered that already. You do what you do, and I'll do what I do. If what I do makes me sick and die, leave me be. I will extend to you the same courtesy, I promise. ---224314237 >>224310407 >>224312805 PLEASE HALP ME FRENS ---224314289 >>224314128 Not a terrible point about fertilizers I guess. But plant farming is far better for the environment then animal farming. Still needs improvement though can’t argue that. ---224314325 >>224314289 Than* ---224314328 >>224312790 >Smug kike spouting platitudes I would probably listen to vegans if they all weren't so unsufferably arrogant. ---224314341 >>224314116 I disagree. My gf told me that since I've gone vegan, my jizz has been tasting better. This is probably why older guys say they get less blowjobs from their wives. I'm gonna be getting more at this rate. ---224314418 >>224313825 >I read it on a fitness website. Dude trust me. You sound like someone who was bullied in school because you were skinny and bony. And now has this pentup anger with all this internet tough talk bullshit. You are much more funny than scary, by a mile. ---224314421 Vegans are literally trying to discourage people from eating meat because it always leads to obesity, yet if you tell someone that they shouldn't be fat, they will also attack you. Are vegans also pro fat-shaming? Do vegans also stand for the suppression of other unhealthy activities? If our body is not meant to digest meat, then how can you argue that our anuses are designed to have dicks rammed inside them? Are vegans advocates for physical exercise and general productivity? How about drug use? Do vegans think all drugs and alcohol should be prohibited? Vegans are communist homosexuals. ---224314455 >>224314128 What the hell kind of argument is that? I don't need to eat animal meat to have them shit in a field. ---224314467 >>224314201 LOLOLOLOLLO ---224314481 >>224314421 Processed food leads to obesity not meat. ---224314483 >>224312802 >who cares >let me tell you about my diet You faggots just as bad if not worse then vegans ---224314501 >>224314201 Because we have vitality and feel alive. Vegans don't have any spare energy because they are limp wristed weaklings ---224314509 >>224314328 >>224314328 *Insufferably. And is he? Guess it would make sense. But listen to the points, he’s good. It’s not what all the other doctors say. I mean you really didn’t think being told throughout our childhood that’s fruits and veggies were healthy was a lie right? ---224314551 >ITT intolerance Vegans have no impact on your life idiots ---224314563 >>224314509 I promise I'll watch 30 minutes of it at least. ---224314571 >>224314159 Dude, i drive by a wendys and miss getting burgers and eat on the go. It's convenient as fuck. But I do enjoy not feeling like dogshit and being clear-minded. Plus cooking can be kinda fun, but fuck making salads. That shit is way too much effort. ---224314627 Thanks for reminding me to eat meat tomorrow OP ---224314649 >>224314571 Just use olive oil and some lemon or balsamic dude. You just chop a cucumber, tomato, part of an onion and whatever else and toss it. Its quicker than frying an egg XD ---224314672 >>224314563 Thanks anon. He makes it bearable ---224314752 >>224314421 >All vegans are this same guy, who do and think exactly the way I imagine. Another borderline who puts all groups of people he doesn't like in the same bag. And when discussing about them, he mix contradictory point of views and present then like that. Well, libtards also do that. So why not? ---224314764 >>224314161 It's 2019, faggot, if it weren't for technological and advances in commerce, your dumbass wouldn't be able to eat anything either. ---224314829 >>224314501 >Every person who is not vegan is a trashy internet fighter like me. ---224314907 >>224314764 There is a correlation between these different beliefs. They come in a package. They are bound up and inseparable. Find me one vegan who is against LGBT 'rights'. Pro tip: you cant ---224314922 >>224314421 I'm not discouraging anything, I am speaking for myself. You're the faggot trying to impose your bullshit upon vegans. Your responses in this thread are proof positive that you have emotional issues. You also need a reminder >you must be 18+ to post here ---224314962 >>224314551 Yes they do faggot, believe it not eating is a social activity and when there is a lack of unity in what is percieved as a healthy diet there is a lack of solidarity within the group. 100,000s of white men are being tricked into an unhealthy diet and you don't even care. ---224314968 >>224314922 This post was in response to the 5+ brand new vegan advertisements that I have been bombarded with all day. So fuck you ---224314990 >>224312185 Humans are omnivores you dumb fuck. ---224315004 >>224312802 Shut up faggot no one cares about your fucking meme diet. Just eat whatever and stfu ---224315019 >>224314907 Haha dumbass you have no idea ---224315071 >>224314922 I am not the one writing op-eds, making media appearances, organizing conferences, protests, and lecturing students about the necessity of swapping meat based products for onions and insects. Tell me to eat a bug and I will rip your face off ---224315094 >>224314501 I am a laborer. I do road work involving breakers (jackhammers), driving trucks and working out in the sun on 100+ degree days. I still have great muscle tone without having to go to a gym because I regularly get good exercise. You sound like a fat fuck whose strength comes from having to maneuver your fatass around on a daily basis. ---224315118 >>224314990 Incorrect bong. Winter forced some of us to eat meat, but it is not a necessity ---224315195 anons talk about eating meat and veganism like they are some kind of primal ubermensch who hunt his own food in the wild, instead of buying a shit quality meat from sick and tortured animals every day becasue they can't contain their urges for fatty food. Vegans at least try do something with what they precive as bad part of society, while you are more and more like a cattle that you consume. No self-reflection and full compliance with consumerism culture that serounds you. ---224315418 >>224310407 >Does anyone else feel the relentless urge to curb stomp vegans? Often, their brains are nutrient deficient making them stupid as fuck. Stupid people piss me off. ---224315421 >>224315195 Vegans don't give a fuck about if the animals are 'tortured' or not. They believe any animals that are owned by farmers for the sole purpose of eventually eating is immoral and would release them all if they had the opportunity. "No self reflection and full compliance with consumerism" People need to consume food to eat. Food is meat. Meat is a vital component of a balanced diet. Poles are the only ubermensch here along with the vegans ---224315444 Imagine thinking you're healthy because for the first time in your life you look at what you eat before you do it and you compare yourself to everyone else that doesn't. ---224315458 >>224314649 Tomatoes are actually bad for you as well, anon. But the chopping is half the problem. Cleaning the cutting board and knives and washing the greens sucks. I use good knives that are handwash only. Again, it's a health conscious reason why I eat the way I do, so I use stainless steel everything. I use lots of oils, and only the brands that come in glass containers, as oils leech the chemicals in plastics. They must be unrefined. Oils that are refined are heated do the same damage as fried foods (foods fried in oil heated to like 350). ---224315509 >>224315019 Faggot ass niggrrlover ---224315510 >>224315118 yeah and space doesnt exist and the earth is flat. kys ---224315579 >>224314990 Not so ---224315733 >>224315071 Dude, it's a huge part of pop culture where EVERYONE is obsessed with memes and commercials glorifying pizza, beer and bacon. You have no idea how hypocritical you are. Take a look at yourself, it would be embarrassing if you weren't a leaf, so your retardation is understandable. ---224315755 >>224315458 "A chicken breast with sliced tomato is unhealthy and toxic" This just sounds like a whole lot of excuses for being an incapable, inept and lazy idiot. Do you need a special aid to wipe your bum when you go potty too? Do you also wear velcro shoes to avoid the hassle of having to learn to tie a knot? Knowing how to cook is an essential skill of life. Anyone that says otherwise is a sped ---224315819 >>224315071 Why would a vegan tell you to eat bugs? Good lord you are a special kind of stupid. ---224315838 >>224315733 Yes, people promote the food that they sell. But these people are trying to induce some kind of paradigm shift which eliminates all meat based products you fucking dumb ass. ---224316194 >>224315838 >29 posts by this ID The shill is working hard to earn his shekels. ---224316250 >>224315755 How is not eating chicken and tomato incapable, inept, or lazy? You're thinking of people who eat fast food or go to restaurants (vegans can't really eat out, except maybe to get a salad). The behavior is simply not putting bad shit in my body. And someone mentioned ass wiping earlier... I don't need to wipe my ass because I take healthy dumps. Every time I do, the paper is left clean. The result of a healthy diet leads to a couple of healthy logs and no poo residue on the anus. I always make sure, but it's almost always unnecessary. Meat eaters have dirty assholes after taking their awful shits. ---224316418 >>224316194 It's not a shill, just some unemployed child having a rage fit online in the middle of the night on the internet. I've been working night shifts lately so I'm stuck awake and came to /pol/. And while I'm at it, soi is also unhealthy and incredibly toxic. Unless it's been fermented for like, 5-6 years, which is the norm in Japan. I don't trust the shit here in the states. ---224316513 >>224315421 my wife is a vegan she was working in the slaughterhouses as a veterinarian and that flipped her, she is not opposed to any kind animal farming just to comercial animal farms witch is 99% of suply in stores at least here. My grandparents generation eat meat once a week or less often, and they were quite healthy and well developed. People need to consume food to eat, but we were able to feed our country without mass mass production doped by antibiotics. With modern robotics we could go back to good quality food but anglo fatties want can't imagine diet w/o ton of sugger and litters of fat. Your weaknes and spolied consumeristic culture that propagates throuaught world global economy creadted the generations of weak man that you, ironicly, critisie while pedling it further evary day ---224316525 >>224315838 You seem incredibly insecure as well. You are a meathead. ---224316688 And for the record, I eat honey. I heard vegans don't eat honey because it's created by bees, which is a fucking retarded reason to abstain from it. The moral crusaders are usually left-wing morons who have a need to be superior to others with their opinions. I'm just an asshole trying to be as healthy as I can. ---224316774 >>224316513 Good point. I saw the documentary Food Inc and commercial animal farms are fucking disgusting. Just a whole ton of animals standing/living in their own shit. ---224316849 >>224316688 Eat meat if you wanna be as healthy as you can. Meat from healthy animals. ---224317047 >>224316688 I use honey as I think it's holy ---224317078 Nothing more beautiful than glass jars of honey and oils on a summer day table ---224317244 >>224316849 At best, the body can only break down 25% of meat that's ingested. The rest festers in the intestinal walls or gets stored creating fat people. Humans do not have the concentrated levels of hcl to break it down like carnivores do. Why do you supposed humans need to cook meat in order to consume it? No other carnivore needs to. It's common fucking sense. ---224317343 >>224316194 LOL fuck you guys are very entertaining tonight. No but seriously, kill yourselves. Id rather legalize cannibalism than eat bugs and grass ---224317374 >>224316688 My dad went full vegan. He nearly died, but he lost alot of weight ---224317400 >>224317244 So are we not omnivores? Or do omnivores not exist at all? You faggots keep changing your arguments ---224317471 >>224317244 If 75% of all the meat that I have ever eaten just got stored and 'festered' in my gut I would be dead right now. And guess what? I am perfectly fit and healthy and have normal bowel movements. Keep spewing your nonsensical bullshit you faggot ---224317548 >>224317400 I never claimed to be an omnivore, only meat eaters claim that. I posted two infographs claiming to be a herbivore. Eating meat is clearly making you a dumbass mother fucker. ---224317560 >>224310407 Veganism is a psyop to get people to start eating bugs ---224317602 >>224317244 Veganism is a religion and should be treated as such. Vegetarianism is a diet. ---224317644 >>224317548 Yes you did. You said that we do not have as much HCL as carnivors. It is common knowledge however, that humans are omnivors. So to say that humans cant break down meat or live off of it, suggests that either we are herbivores, (which we are not, we eat meat all of the time), or that omnivores don't exist at all. You're so fucking stupid I just want to strangle you ---224317674 >>224317560 Lol i know ---224317706 >>224317471 You wouldn't be dead, yet. You would be overweight. And a dumbass. I haven't seen a pic of you, so I can only confirm one of the two. As far as being still healthy and alive, considering the content of your posts, you are very much obviously a younger person. You're not going to be fit/healthy for long. Wait until your metabolism slows down. Time is a bitch. ---224317781 >>224312790 linking dr fucking gay greger is not an argument propagandist, you are misguided by following a man that has an agenda and cherrypicks his science and bakes it in a very annoying voice filled with fake authority, i have a friend who got caught in the vegan bullshit this man peddles and his mood is very jittery, going from annoyed to calm in instants, skinny semi fat with a bloathed stomach plus he has supplements out the asshole he ahs to byt and take, he farts and shits like a horse etc. ---224317826 >>224317706 lol ---224317893 >>224317644 >common knowledge humans are omnivores I suppose one is an omnivore if one eats as such, but humans are not designed to eat meat. That is YOUR misguided opinion. I told you earlier, stop projecting. Meat eaters have a whole myriad of health problems because of it. The human body can take a lot of abuse for a long period of time, it doesnt mean it was designed for it or that it's good for us. ---224317950 >>224311528 something like 50% of negresses are obese ---224317957 >>224317560 Why would someone advocate not eating animals to get people to eat other animals? Great, I'm stuck here arguing with a leaf and a bogan. ---224318014 >>224317893 No, one is an omnivore is their body is designed to eat meat. Being an omnivore is not a choice you fucking dimwit. "Humans cannot take that abuse". Hey idiot, we have been eating meat since time immemorial, and way back when, we ATE IT RAW TOO! I am not projecting anything. I am just countering your lies and disinformation. ---224318045 >>224313091 hogwash you propagandist ---224318110 >>224317781 Supplements are worthless. Plenty of good nutrition in non-animal food. People who take supplements are lazy fucks who don't feel like taking the time to learn to cook. ---224318117 >>224317893 "I suppose one is an omnivore if one eats as such, but humans are not designed to eat meat." *clears throat* AHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH ---224318262 >>224318014 Go buy some raw chicken breasts and eat it raw. Oh you can't can you? And if humans ate raw meat, when/why did the change over take place? That's just dumb. Yeah, I'm a human who can eat raw meat, suddenly I feel like complicating the process by cooking it, thereby altering my digestive enzymes so future humans need to cook it. You assume and accept a lot of nonsense as fact. ---224318278 Name one intelligent animal that only eats plants. Pro-tip, you cant. The most superior and clever animals on this earth all depend on meat to survive. Grass grazers are brainless fauna that only exist to provide food for the more dominant species ---224318306 >>224317244 actually I eat raw meat all the time and I like it. the only thing that needs cooking is plants cause else they are way to toxic and wreak havoc on my system. I made a stew once with meat and vegetables and then inspected my shit. I saw pieces of carrot in there undigested. When I eat a lot of meat only ( it happens ) I have almost no shit. When I eat a lot of plants only I have huge painful shits. Plants are inferior slave food. I'm sorry, yyou are stupid. ---224318321 >>224310407 vegans stand for reasonable cause, but they themselves are absolute retards. its like when you have a great video game/movie/tv show/book/anime/whatever but the fandom is shitty redditfags and 14yo rawr xd girls. ---224318340 >>224318262 I eat raw meat all the time lol. > he hasnt seen sv3rige. retardo ---224318346 >>224318117 Seriously, who the fuck types >HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA Meat eaters have the mental capacity of children ---224318357 >>224318262 Is that your entire argument for why humans are not supposed to eat meat? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zHukd5ntg9M ---224318371 >>224318110 >>224318262 BY THIS POINT ANY BURGER POSTER IS A KIKE ---224318466 >>224318262 The change happened when we discovered fire, you abortion poster child. We have teeth and enzymes that are specifically designed to break down meat and the complex proteins found there-within. You keep saying we are not meant to, yet here I am, safely and successfully eating meat, digesting it, and expelling it as waste. Looks like I can eat meat! ---224318473 >>224318278 Gorillas and humans. And gorillas are strong as fuck. Some gorillas are smarter than some humans (see Koko vs Somalis) ---224318486 >>224312409 Same anon. Just ignore these faggots, let them enjoy suckling on the antibiotic ridden cow teat like the giant faggots they are. ---224318538 >>224318473 Humans have always eaten meat. ---224318560 >>224310654 We aren't prey you little pussy bitch. Enjoy your zogged factory farmed bacon. ---224318563 >>224318466 Your day will come, don't say nobody ever told you otherwise. Like I said, you are obviously quite young. Look at your father, if he's even still around. Doesn't look so good, huh? ---224318571 >>224318473 And congratulations, you showed me one animal, out of the dozens of intelligent animals that do eat meat. ---224318584 >>224318466 you lost ---224318641 >>224318563 My grandfather is in his 70s and is perfectly fit. My great grandfather died at 87. My father is in his 50s and is in perfect health and works a labor job. Are you retarded? ---224318685 >>224318538 Nice rebuttal. It blew your mind when you found out gorillas are mostly herbivores, huh? Strong as fuck and rather intelligent. You are a stupid piece of maple shit. How is your father doing, by the way? ---224318698 >>224318584 I didn't lose because I ate meat today and then subsequently pooped it out after my digestive system broke it all down. My own biology disproves his propaganda. ---224318699 >>224312599 Says the Canacuck still under our thumb. kek. When was the last time Canadians created anything great? How's Jessica Yaniv by the way? ---224318742 >>224318685 It is a nice rebuttal because it is true. Have humans not since they have existed, eaten meat among other things? ---224318764 >>224310407 tfw eating meat every single day, hitting the gym and getting jacked as fuck. How can vegan manlets possibly compete? ---224318790 >>224318641 >50 year old father There it is. You are a fucking child. My brother is fucking 50. You have no idea how much time is gonna fuck your ass up. ---224318806 >>224310407 You won't do shit you faggot ass pansy. ---224318810 Veganism is probably the one thing where I'm willing to take my personal experience over any datasheets they might throw in face. Because EVERY vegan, EVERY single last one I've met IRL has been a skinny, sickly-looking nothing that I could blow over with a solid gust of my lungs. Either their diet is shit, or it's just so complicated that none of them can manage it properly. ---224318831 >>224315118 you're telling me eating grains, cabbage, cucumber, roots and beets and berries and summerfruits for us northerners will give us no deficiencys and long healthy lives without malnourshed growth in our young and weakness in our adults? the only reason veganism is possible is thanks to 24/7 global transport to get the vast amounts of different plants that does not even cover all the nutrients you need, supplements is a must on this retard diet, it is unattural by design. ---224318879 >>224318764 Coming from a cuckswede, that is hilarious. Do you lift weights while your women get raped by negroids in the street? I know your wife eats meat... forcibly the dark kind. ---224318972 >>224318790 You asked how my older relatives are / how long they lived. The life expectancy in my family is very good and we don't have any hereditary health issues either. Yet you continue to resort to your warnings of how despite all evidence to the contrary, I am going to wind up obese and immobile. Your little whims are pretty lame now. People that use their seniority as proof of a higher wisdom and intellect are nearly always the middle aged rejects who just got BTFO by someone younger. Do old idiots not exist? Because that is what is implied when you appeal to your age. ---224319005 >>224318831 Supplements dont even work. Everything can be grown in a garden. Hemp seeds are FULL of lots of nutrients, like protein, healthy fats, zinc, manganese, magnesium, etc. Hemp is quite local, numbnuts. ---224319050 >>224312185 Oh boy ---224319068 >>224318810 see >>224312599 ---224319151 >>224316774 problem is your american style factories, meanwhile in scandinavia we have the best free grazing animals and regulations for our cattle, as ive mentioned before i have a friend who got caught in this cult by the retarded vegan documentaries of american factory farms so eat shit. ---224319252 >>224310407 SOON ---224319551 >>224318473 https://ucdintegrativemedicine.com/2016/03/youre-not-cow-gorilla-dont-eat-like-one-either/ Gorillass have a very large caecum that actually handles the plant matter they eat and concerts it into fatty acids, yes you heard me right, fatty acids, we humans cant do that. ---224319728 >>224319551 Vegans cannot differentiate between the biology of herbivores, carnivores, and omnivores. They see a race horse that has a beautiful and muscular physique that it achieves by simply grazing on grass and eating a salt block, and then believe that humans can survive and build their bodies up by eating the same. They are honestly fucking retarded. Why don't vegans go on a photosynthesis diet and just lie in the sun all day? I mean, plants can just live off of sunlight, so why not humans? ---224319976 >>224314191 There aren't that many top athletes that are vegan. If it was the healthiest choice they would ALL go vegan. Their bodies and health are the most important thing to them. Turns out chicken and fish are pretty darn good for you. ---224320068 >>224312337 that's mainly because of frankenfoods. and americans eat much more of that than europeans. europeans enjoy balanced diet, they enjoy home grown food... well at least those who are not cityfags. there is nothing better than lamb cutlet that you raised yourself on the grass and slaughtered yourself, with rosemary and salt and some black pepper grilled on birch wood coals, with nice red wine and then some parmesan cheese grated together with home grown tomatoes and drizzle of good quality extra virgin olive oil. home grown meat is so much more filling than that hormone packed bloated crap that people get in the superstores. get rural, get patrician, or get bloated ---224320102 >>224320068 *some grated parmesan chees together with [...] ---224320134 >>224320068 That sounds so delicious ---224320220 >>224318278 Orangutans,elephants, whales, parrots, sheep, horses And people are omnivores, not herbivores and NOT carnivores. like pigs, monkeys, bears... How hard is for you radical fucks to understand that? ---224320260 >>224320134 exactly. I'm not a lamb, I eat lamb. my ancestors smile on me, can the vegans say the same :D ---224320294 >>224313808 that tree is gonna grow either way ---224320303 >>224320220 None of those are apex predators. All predators are the most intelligent because they have to hunt and work for their food. All sheep have to do is find grass which is everywhere ---224320321 >>224320220 lets not forget - their main argument falls apart because PLANTS ARE SENTIENT TOO! they just can't scream and they can't run and can't fight back. Vegans are the most cruel people on this planet ---224320384 >>224320321 All food lives. ---224320458 >>224318340 >sv3rige that guy is a brain damaged lunatic. anyone who listens to this parasite fucked moron is a fool ---224320511 Scientists discovered that plants cry for help when they feel like an attack is imminent, according to a new study. ... Scientists found that when the volatile gas was emitted, nearby plants protect themselves by producing toxic chemicals on their leaves to fend off herbivores like caterpillars https://www.medicaldaily.com/discovery-reveals-how-plants-cry-help-when-attack-imminent-242379 ---224320524 >>224313666 We don't believe in Satans ließ Like the gullible Jews ---224320567 >>224318560 Bacon is amazing you little piece of shit. Go live in the woods off twigs and berries for a couple weeks, you'd be so weak and frail a housecat could take you down. ---224320587 >>224314907 Vegans have been co-opted by international communism. They even signalled this when they came out with their own silly flag. Every communist group has some sort of flag. But the biggest tell is in the language that they use. Communists are obsessed with the victim/oppressor dynamic. To a communist everyone and everything is either a victim or an oppressor. This is how they rationalise their eventual killing sprees. Meat eaters are "oppressing" the animals and the animals are simply innocent "victims". A communist will very quickly reveal themselves to you because they cannot think outside of their victim/oppressor dynamic. ---224320850 >>224320303 >Name one intelligent animal that only eats plants are you dense? ---224320922 https://www.foxnews.com/world/australia-vegan-parents-baby-jail >Vegans ---224321238 >>224320922 Nah the authorities and doctors just don't know what a healthy baby is supposed to look like. They're all brainwashed by the corporations that sell us meat. They sit there in their big corporation buildings acting all corporationy. /s ---224321269 /our guys/ have arrived ---224321292 >>224321238 lol ---224321319 #1 cause of heart disease is overconsumption of inflammatory sugars and Omega-6 fats. #1 cause of cancer is inflammation and constant mTOR signaling. In short, eat more fish and fast. Avoid processed plant foods, vegetable oils, rancid fats from meat. Try to pack all your calories in within 2 hours a day, 48 hour fast once a week. ---224321335 >>224320321 >PLANTS ARE SENTIENT TOO and here comes that ol nazi brightness >ive read an article that plants suffer so vegans are cruel no they dont. animals have nervous system and are in higher state of counsciousness than plants, and also scream and suffer from depression. so leck mich am arsch you dumb moronic subhuman retard ---224321709 The loudest vegans are always the ones in it for less than a few years, subsisting on their bodyfat animal vitamins (A, D, K2, and more), experiencing the wondrous benefits of a semi-fasted state. Go look at the 5, 10 year YouTube vegans versus any of the carnivores. The latter have perfect skin and glow on camera, the former includes women going into menopause in their 20s and 30s. ---224321747 >>224321335 Plants release chemicals to prevent caterpillars from eating them. Why? Because they want to live. Stop being such a plant bigot. Plants have feelings too. Just not like ours. #plantrightsnow >muh nervous system, muh pain A bullet to the brain solves that problem. A machete to the neck is nearly instant. ---224321845 >>224312185 carbs and sugars arent good for you though ---224321871 >>224321335 Are you one of those gay Germans I always hear about? Why don't you fight for the fatherland you fucking queer ---224322350 >>224312790 You eat sugar, you lie and tell people you eat veggies but you eat crap. it all made sense to me once i realized that most junk food is vegetarian. Animal fat is about the healthiest food any animal can eat. it is so much harder to hunt and kill another animal than it is to munch on grass. we evolved the ability to do so because it was worth it. eat fat from animal sources its the only real food there is. sugar corporations and the corn industry funded a hit job on fat in the fifties and sixties and even though the data eventually showed that it was sugar and not fat that led to our obesity epidemic (remember humans have been eating animals since forever basically). grains and cereals and eventually (((corn)) syrup are just easy to mass produce, its crap food for the masses. eat meat retard. ---224322423 >>224310654 shit graph. go vegan and stop abusing animals ---224322536 If we had to subsist on human blood, we'd create a system of morality to justify it. Survival is more important than our conceptualizations. I'm sure it's possible for some to survive on a purely vegan diet, as many have, but long-term, multigenerational thriving for the entire population? No. Vegan nutrition is often difficult to perfect. Many cannot convert plant carotinoids into usable vitamin A, so even if they nailed every vitamin, mineral, element on chronometer, they would be slowly wasting away due to their body's inability to convert. Vegans need to quit whining, realize their present efforts of cultish bullshit are futile, and throw all the money they want into scientific food research. Maybe we can figure out a way to have humans thrive with cruelty-free options, until then a lot of vegans are making themselves infertile, and they should probably eat a steak or two. ---224322640 >>224322423 Killing an animal for food does not constitute abuse. Beating and yelling at animals is abuse. ---224322654 >>224322423 Fight me and if you win ill go vegan. If not you have to eat meat ---224322730 >>224322423 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TdTXaFtDqZE ---224322762 >>224322350 based and meat pilled ---224322779 >>224311556 Exactly ---224323077 >>224322350 Fun experiment to do with pets. Present muscle meat or some other type of canned food right next to butter. My pets eat the butter first every time, even the first time I presented it. Carnivores are thought to prefer muscle, but go for fat and organs first. Muscle has protein, but low nutrient density relatively speaking. Plant-based diets are profitable slave diets. If we all went plant-based, we would eventually evolve to have gigantic stomachs and smaller brains to adapt to this low nutrient density environment we engineered. Gorillas also chew their own shit for vitamin B12 and spend almost their entire waking day chewing plants. A diet that requires shit-chewing or injections/pills is not practically optimal. ---224323936 >>224322730 Wow thanks for sharing ---224323982 >>224312185 t.dyel ---224324070 >>224310662 Against his will because of stomach problems. He loved meat. ---224324072 >>224322423 >unironically posting non-mammals why are you so retarded mate? also monkeys eat ants and shit they're not vegan ---224324707 >>224313652 Vitamin B12 Vitamin D3 Carnosine Docosahexaenoic Acid (DHA) >but you can get those from taking supplements That would make your vegan diet unnatural wouldn't it? ---224324899 >>224310407 that feeling you get is a defense mechanism against listening to your own subconscious. veganism is a redpill that is too difficult for most of /pol/ to swallow. stay jewed retardo ---224325224 >>224319151 all of the personal experience i was referring too was from the polish slaughterhouses. I also heard from friends who worked in meat factories that workers designated to killing proces often end up a bit mentaly unhinged. There are even some regulations limiting work time you can spend killing animals so it seems that they had some point ---224325543 >>224310407 Doyle is 52 and a Vegan. ---224325585 >>224310407 I don't eat meat, I just kill animals and leave them for the vultures. ---224325588 >>224321335 bigot, antiplant rayciss, you are basically more nazi than I ever was or wanted to be!!! ---224325703 >>224322640 those who never raised their own livestock for meat will never understand such simple facts. cityfags are ill equipped to understand nature because they are removed from the nature :D if fuckers would be left out there to fend for themselves they would either starve to death (fine in my book, Darwin award and all that) or they would reeducate fast and would devour a rat if they could catch it. ---224326286 >>224314341 cinnamon. waifu can taste it in jizz ---224326367 >>224325703 i spent my whole youth on a farm, killing one pigs or cow for meat is gruesome sight, the smell is awful and the worst part is you are doing it up close with hammer and knfie (at least my gradfather did it that way). ---224326528 >>224313527 I only eat pesticides now, i feel that my health has increased by atleast 500% ---224326565 >>224326367 Well you're just a huge pussy ---224326799 >>224326367 it is a natural thing. I find nothing of it gruesome, disgusting or otherwise revolting. it is necessary for your family to eat. you haven't gone hungry for longer that few hours, have you? well, when you will, you will understand. or won't. either works out for the better of humanity :D ---224326805 >vegans think some animals don't eat meat imagine being this dumb >https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PrH46p1I3UA >https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BEGLsJlcSqs https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TdTXaFtDqZE eat meat bros, don't fall for it, you're committing suicide ---224326914 >>224326805 retard ---224326930 >>224313510 that sounds kosher ---224326990 >>224312185 https://youtu.be/aWcGEo4OqhU ---224327005 >>224322423 >Leaf still thinks harambe's diet was strictly bananas as he saw in his cartoons from shitflix Faggot deserves to be rooftop'd by his jihadi neighbours. ---224327031 >>224313473 Veganism causes mental deficiencies or mentally deficient people are attracted to veganism. Most of the world's meat comes from animals that are grazed on land that isn't suitable for cropping. ---224327071 >>224326914 not an argument try again ---224327091 >>224310407 Every time you see vegans and or PETA trotted out, you can be sure the Kikes are misdirecting you from something terrible they are doing. ---224327220 >>224326799 >>224326565 i'm just pointing up that you act like you live life of a hunter gatherers while you are just larpers fool of shit ---224327305 >>224327091 People Eating Tasty Animals ---224327311 >>224315579 Stupid nonargument. Go watch chimps hunt for red meat. ---224327393 >>224314201 I would like to get this comment removed for being hate speech. ---224327398 >>224310407 Hitler was a good man you monster. ---224327417 Blame vegans for the AMazon Fires. "Ocean of Basedbean" ---224327422 If you don't eat meat how are you going to do heavy intense labour? Animal fat is the best source of energy for your body. Especially hearth. How do vegans combat this? ---224327619 OH NO NO NO NO REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE PANDAS EAT MEAT ---224327743 >>224327417 Those gmo basedbeans are grown to feed cattle you dingus ---224327747 >>224310407 We're omnivores. That means we have to eat both flora and fauna to get all the important nutrients and fat to function properly. Fats from plants are actually much better than from animals, and animals have great amount of protein. Even mushrooms can be nutritious as well. Being a vegan is retarded. Being a meat only eater is also retarded. We need both flora and fauna to be stronger as a species. ---224327841 >>224315004 Dumb nigga, diet is actually very important. You’ve been memed on by apathetic centrist retards ---224328018 >>224317244 all I eat is fatty meat and I’m lean af. You’re brainwashed ---224328062 >>224327071 youve got cherry picked evidence you have on hand... but you didnt have anyone to post it in response to, so you made a false claim, youre sperging ---224328137 >>224310407 Vegetarianism the best choice out of the four, really. Even from a young age, you can get all the nutrition you need from dairy. Although, Vegans do have fair criticism of the dairy industry. There is no difference between pig milk and cow milk,in terms of production efficiency, cost, nutrition and flavor, yet it's only acceptable to drink cow milk. A lot of vegan debates revolve around what parts of our diets are mere social construct that could easily be changed and have a far more positive outcome for humankind and the animal kingdom. Sure, Vegans have a lot to be criticized for but when debating them you should follow Ad Hominum and not blurt out the rhetoric propaganda and insults that the meat-industry propaganda wants you to use. I quite happily live as a vegetarian, I have been one since I was sixteen. If you hate globalization; and unfair wages, work hours and conditions for humans to produce the cheapest products possible, you should hate the idea of cheap-meat as well. Tl;Dr, Vegetarian is best, but if you want meat, only buy locally produced high street foodstuffs. Fight big-corporations, globalisation and poor living standards for humans and animals simultaneously ---224328273 >>224318879 Sure thing Pedro ---224328483 >>224328062 >i'll ignore all the evidence in video format showing tons of herbivores chomping down meat and call anon names instead classic butthurt denial ---224328637 >>224328483 >still doesnt get the point you made a false claim in you first post to set your self up for rebuttal, you are retarded ---224328673 >>224310407 Fuck you, there is no need to eat meat when all of the nutrients peoplekind need are contained in Soya/ liquified tofu IV Drips. ---224328848 >>224328637 what false claims? ---224328929 >>224328848 >>vegans think some animals don't eat meat nobody made this claim, yet you are unloading your "evidence" like a sperg ---224329161 My wife is a vegan, and I am a steak and potatoes guy. The first day I met her, she was nervous to tell me, as it is a huge turnoff. We have had an agreement since day one, until now - nearly eight years later - Don't be militant toward me about veganism and I won't badger you about your dietary choices. She cooks steak, chicken, and any other meats I ask her to. I throw a onions burger on the grill for her as well. The bottom line is that people shouldn't be fucking assholes. Those that are deserve to be curb stomped. ---224329244 >>224329161 Shit, autocorrect. ***I throw a onions burger on the grill for her as well*** ---224329327 >>224310407 What OP is doing is creating a strawman then raging at his own fantasy. That's why he has a photoshop instead of a source. It's pretty pathetic. ---224329386 >>224329161 Imagine being so weak that you allow your wife to make emotional dietary choices that will ruin her health and age faster than a sundried tomato. ---224329423 >>224329244 wow newfag ---224329495 >>224310407 fitting that they chose a character with full blown AIDS to portray vegans in that gay meme in the OP ---224329501 >>224329386 imagine not understanding human nutrition ---224329533 >>224328929 scroll up some in the thread, i don't even need to look to know some always make this claim >"evidence" keep coping vegan skeletor ---224329568 >>224327601 >Horse beafore a rabbit Wtf is this. Rabbits are great and it's okay to kill them while not in crisis. ---224329702 >>224310662 >vegan >vegetarian ---224329771 >>224329533 meat is not a regular part of a diet of any of the animals you posted, you argument is retarded, and no, nobody in this thread made the claim before you started sperging you just have a folder full of herbivores eating flesh and desperately wanted to post them retard af ---224329829 >>224325543 >vegan >muffins >CHEESEcake >vegan ---224330024 >>224329829 you can make a dessert that has the taste and texture of cheesecake many different ways muffins dont require animal products either ---224330158 >>224327220 and you are lame kike brainwashed polack who can't even into proper english >fool of shit ---224330175 >>224325703 >>224326799 absolutly this >>224326367 tenderfoot? oh no wait.. tenderpole :3 i love the smell and the handling in butchery and actually, one well aimed skullcracking blow from the hammer on the head is even faster and less painfull than hunting and industrial execution of animals. ---224330240 >>224327770 Christ, this is like the stroggification process. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IhYj5KlDlNo ---224330242 >>224330158 >gets called out >diverts ---224330302 >>224330024 than it's not a cheesecake ---224330326 >>224329771 >regular dunno m8, looks regular enough to me, there is a lot of pictures of deer for example, i can't imagine the amount of bug protein cows are hovering up while eating grass >wanting to post ofc there is literally nothing more fun than showing the truth to vegantards and watching them squirm in denial like you right now ---224330329 >>224330242 >called out let me guess - everybody clapped ---224330339 >>224327203 i laughed ---224330590 >>224313808 >retards wanna eat shit their bodies cannot properly process Umm, I have been carnivore for 18 months, I shit roughly once every two days and that's not constipation, that is the level of digestion we have with meat, it's almost perfect. I'm pretty sure it's been a few months since I last farted too, sorry Anon but you have no idea what you're talking about. Our digestive system is very similar to that of a wolf and it processes meat perfectly, what we cannot process perfectly (hardly at all actually) is cellulose, gorillas can, they have the gut and bacterial colonies in that gut to do so, they convert cellulose into saturated fat, which goes on to make up 66% of said gorilla's calorific intake (same for most herbivores) - clue, we cannot do this! ---224330596 >>224325543 >eats meat whole life and builds up a nice physique >turn vegan and loses 10 pounds because of malnutrition >"omg veganism is soo good for u guys look!!" ---224330808 >>224330302 cheese can be made from nuts, cashew cheese as a base for cheesecakes is delicious ---224330862 >>224330808 that's not cheese then retard ---224331002 >>224330326 these animals do not regularly consume flesh, talk to any scientist in any field that studies any of these animals. youre fooling yourself. this is all just self delusion to distract you from listening to your own subconscious on the matter ---224331090 >>224330862 it is what it is called, sorry dumbass, there is no other word for it ---224331110 >>224310564 >>224312686 >>224312733 >>224312763 ---224331475 >>224317244 >At best, the body can only break down 25% of meat that's ingested. The rest festers in the intestinal walls or gets stored creating fat people. Humans do not have the concentrated levels of hcl to break it down like carnivores do. Why do you supposed humans need to cook meat in order to consume it? No other carnivore needs to. It's common fucking sense. This is nonsensical drivel. I eat raw meat as well as cooked, if anything as time has passed during my 18 months of carnivore I graduated more and more to raw, currently I eat fat raw, meat 40:60 raw/cooked and organs always cooked. When you go through the adaptation phase for carnivore your stomach adjusts and produces more acid, I simply produce more hcl than you, that also had the effect of curing GERD which had been a lifelong problem. ---224331544 >>224331475 lmfao ---224332620 >>224331544 This is an argument? ---224333121 >>224331002 they still eat it though don't they, even in the climates that don't see snow ---224333421 >>224310407 It's nice that so many people are vegans because it means that by comparison I am a hell lot stronger than them. And more attractive and MORE OF A FUCKING MAN. Every time I see another male doing this to themselves, and spouting all that egalitarian ideology they tend to believe in it makes my day. I am happy because I am stronger, more intelligent and more beautiful and desirable than every single one of them; and I barely have to try. What's there to complain?

----- ---224322349 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lKQGvVsRpaE Is this a turning point for TYT? Are they going to be rational leftists from here on out? The fact that Cenk is willing to make his blood kin shake with fear on video is telling isn't it?

---224322471 >>224322349 Hasan just explains his point, he does not apologize. op is a faggot. ---224322548 >>224322349 >This is Hasan Piker. He works at the TYT network and is totally not related to me in any way. Cenk is such a roach ---224323198 >>224322349 fat turk should kill himself. after all he is to blame for the armenian holocaust. ---224324852 >>224322349 Guy says he didn't realize that his word could be offensive in such a way, that he was talking about the policies alone, yet he was cautious enough to follow with "...in a videogame". He was consciously being offensive and polemic. ---224325418 >>224322471 This ---224325790 >>224322349 Nepotism really backfired on Cenk on this one. Hasan Piker would be nothing without his uncle Cenk and TYT. Dude is a fucking speed freak that can barely think himself through an entire sentence. How embarrassing for Cenk to have to scold his child live on his network, and the pompous moron didn't even apologize. Disgraceful. ---224325959 >>224322349 TYGenocide deniers ---224326169 >>224322471 >Turks >Apologize This will never happen. He and Cenk are not sorry. He and Cenk believe everything he said. Anatolia belongs to Greeks and Celts. ---224326285 >>224322349 Cenk is a fat bloated piece of shit. ---224326299 >>224322349 Piker says "Service does not guarantee respect." Yes it fucking should. Sacrificing four years of comfort to serve your nation should earn you some respect. Hasan clearly has no idea the amount of BS servicemen put up with. AND, more importantly, even if service doesn't guarantee respect, combat experience and losing a fucking eye does. ---224326343 >>224322471 He's only mad at Saudi Arabia because they are rivals to the Turks in the region. ---224326690 >>224326299 He's an airhead that was gifted his position by his uncle. He preaches eat the rich while making 200k+ a year. The way he speaks about Cenk I don't even think he respects his own uncle that gave him everything he has. ---224326849 >>224322471 >I love running my time wasting cocksucker When did your dads teach you how to suck dick? ---224326865 >>224326690 That fucking turkish roach earns 200K a year? Fucking launch the nukes already. ---224326921 >>224322349 >turning point for tyt is tyt even relevant? alex jones mogs cenk everytime it's hilarious ---224327006 >>224326169 My position has always been that Cenk is a devout Muslim practicing taqiyya and subterfuge. He knows the leftist degeneracy weakens Western Civilization. He "supports" inter-sectional feminism and gender-neutral kindergartens for the same reason Ilhan Omar does. ---224327073 >>224326299 Sacrifice? The military is just a government programs job. Shut the fuck up, faggot. ---224327748 >>224326299 A hard working janitor probably provides more service to his country than a military cuck does. I know like 5 younger veterans from different branches and they are all NEETs that leech off the benefits they get from VA ---224327759 >>224326299 Do you respect Mcain or that faggot Crenshaw, really faggot? You do realize that trannies served too, you gonna respect them? Just shut the fuck up ---224327803 >>224327073 Spend four years in uniform working your ass off and tell me there's no sacrifice you fucking cuck. Get out of your basement and join. You're gonna need military training when the Day of the Rope comes. ---224327891 >>224327748 Heroic masculinity is the source of virtue. Service to the nation is secondary. The military helps you become a man of iron, so that when the time is right, we can take back Europe from the Jews. How do I have to explain this? ---224328097 >>224327759 >>224327748 It's not about respecting a specific person wearing the uniform, it's about respecting the uniform, because without the uniform you wouldn't have a nation. ---224328206 >>224327803 You got paid, retard. ---224328294 >>224327803 The military is going to stop your day of the rope. ---224328307 >>224328097 Read the post I was responding in the first place dipshit ---224328312 >>224322349 lol skimming through and I find the nigger laughing and explaining. This shit is the most comped, obvious shit in the nets. ---224328337 >>224327803 A young man joining the military is the same as a young woman going to a liberal arts school. The adolescent acts like it's a big step and it's a lot of work but actually they goof around and extend their childhood for another 5 years while demanding respect. ---224328365 >>224322349 ---224328510 >>224322349 hahaha oh god he had to go on the show and explain at length his joke it must oh god hasan why are you on this shithole of a show why do this to yourself ---224328887 >>224328510 Tyt is the only reason he is "relavent" ---224329060 >>224326299 Military service/sacrifice is its own reward. By your comment, you show that you do not deserve respect. Just like the vast majority of those in the military. And I have been in and around the military for 30 years. I am entitled to benefits from a contractual relationship I had with them, yes. But respect is not a thing I expect nor desire out of anyone other than myself, and only if I meet my own standards. No one "deserves" anything. Servicemembers, as a class, are some of the most self-entitled, holier than thou, and unjustifiably arrogant people on the planet. Just shut up and run your own life, child. ---224330431 >>224327006 They both probably are.

----- ---224330628 Step aside Trump

---224330698 >>224330628 Have sex incel ---224331059 >>224330628

----- ---224327210 Which one of you did this

---224327258 >>224327241 God ---224327542 Happening ---224327565 >>224327210 ---224330465 Bu ---224330532 >>224327210 SHREK'D AND KEKKED ---224330699 >>224327210 i hope sweden drowns. no europeans left there anyway. ---224333521 >>224333333 Kys bot fag

----- ---224322807 Are british the nogs of europe?

---224322870 >>224322807 French are the nogs of Europe. Par lay vooze nigger? ---224322969 No, that's the Poles You're crypto-kikes ---224323183 >>224322807 Niggers are the niggers of Europe. They are everywhere, had you not noticed? ---224323383 >>224322870 Just because we call them french doesn't mean you can. ---224323411 >>224322807 >EU >Europe Pick one. ---224323490 >>224322807 the wogs begin at calais, nigger ---224323504 >>224323383 Anyone with a passport and a bumhole can be french ---224324096 >>224322807 No, because we don't consider ourselves European. ---224324420 >>224322807 No, that would be poles and the russian satelite states ---224326986 >>224322807 no, germans are ---224327310 >>224322807 Huh? You’re the only true Europeans. Are you ok? ---224327550 >>224322969 That’s rich coming from the country that had to pass racial purity laws to figure out who was a jew and who wasn’t. ---224327606 >>224322870 Just because we call them french doesn't mean you can. ---224327702 >>224327550 So, are you circumcised? ---224328171 >>224322807 In vacation time, definetly ---224328208 >>224322807 Demographically speaking, yes. By 2030 (9-10 years) half, that's right, HALF of all their school aged youth will be foreign ghouls and it drops at 1-2% PER YEAR . Due to their unitary political system they will also drop below 70% native and lose control of their own state. Many brown invaders already occupy positions of key power in local and national government and they are getting increasingly aggressive towards the natives. To put in very bluntly; the British have already collapsed. We're talking Rome in the 470s except 20 X worse as it's not just elites swapping around, but total demographic annihilation and replacement. Inb4 screams of cope and "well * insert commuter town here * is still 85% white!!" from other bongs. It's over. ---224328656 >>224328208 England is gone, but the English nation isn’t bound to a singular plot of land. We started off in Frisia and before that even further east and north. Who knows where our children will end up? ---224329122 >>224322807 No the British are better than Europe ---224329616 >>224328656 There is no where to go where our brown slaves won't be waiting for you. You'll have to leave this planet before we relent!!! ---224330955 >>224322807 Remainders are the nogs of Europe. ---224331029 >>224329616 I just woke up and I’m having coffee with my wife. I’m not ready for such levels of existential dread this early in the morning on a Sunday.

----- ---224326770 >OVERPOPULATION IS THE BIGGEST THREAT FACING WHITE PEOPLE -Eco nationalism should be a part of white nationalism, over breeding kills natural world I personally believe in living in equilibrium with the environment Pre christian celtics had a great affinity with the environment – animals and plants natural world etc. >The issue IS NOT white people under breeding, ITS non white people overbreeding, white people have reached a state of responsible repoduction. We shouldnt have to be locked into a population bomb demographic competition with other races > If we red pill people on the evils of overpopulation, we can recruit white woman into our cause, ONLY NON WHITE PEOPLE OVERPOPULATE - linking overpopulation to animal rights will really make white woman/ environmentalist think twice about white nationalism

---224326880 >>224326770 Jews ---224327632 >>224326880 Overpopulation is the perfect reason to be a racist and a white nationalist- you fucking moron ---224327864 we need to re brand white nationalism- white woman are not attracted by blood and soil - they are too stupid...attach white nationalism to cute and fury creatures we may have a chance ---224328928 >overpopulation Shh that's a no no word. In case you haven't noticed every western country in the world is supplementing their stagnating populations with foreign breeders. Your thread only serves to discourage people from getting married and starting families. ---224329249 >>224328928 We are in a Malthusian trap with other races, we cant hope to compete with gooks and curries in reproduction, lets just promote closed borders and sustainable population, technology rather than numbers for defence...promote sustainability as a reason for opposing immigrant invasion, its a high moral ground that will make their heads spin ---224329972 >>224326770 This is why I object to mass immigration from Third World countries. We are rewarding them for having too many children, and ruining their own countries. Many blessed with awesome natural resources. These people are fools. ---224330083 >>224327632 Exactly, just need to get rid of the 6 billion insectoids,niggers and poos. ---224330167 >>224329972 even if white western countries breed responsibly all our efforts are overturned by non white invaders- thats the injustice of it all that should be clearly pointed out ---224330475 >>224330167 No amount of discourse is going to do anything when these people and their anti-white husks aren't even human or capable of rational thought. >good for whitey bad >bad for whitey good ---224330688 >>224330475 If you merge white nationalism with environmentalism you can recruit white woman who at this point have no interest in white nationalism ---224330824 >>224330688 Yeah it is called National Socialism. There isn't a need to get white women to join unless you assume they just totally love dealing with subhumans which fun fact they don't even more than white men. ---224331058 >>224326770 ok. sold.

----- ---224297369 How have been your interactions with the police?

---224297482 >>224297369 Good, cause I don't have anything to hide... except all that lolicon shit... ---224297495 >>224297369 I live in Australia so i have never had a bad experience with cops. ---224297499 They're polite. I'm polite. Never had a bad experience in any state or city with police. ---224297537 Talked my way out of two drunk drives because i'm a nice guy. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J1PNPcnffbk ---224297547 >>224297369 fine, I just act calm and don't go ape and they do the same ---224297638 >>224297369 Checkstop, I say, "I don't answer questions." They ask more questions. "I don't answer questions." Speeding, only been pulled over once. Said nothing, handed my papers over, fought the ticket, got it reduced. Was walking home from the bar and saw a couple cops interrogating a drunk on the street. I stood about thirty feet away and filmed it. Didn't say or do anything. Cops didn't seem to mind. Overall, no major complaints because I'm a white, law-abiding citizen. But I hate cops in general because they're stupid and haven't earned the authority they have. ---224297653 pretty bad, they have absolutely 0 interest in solving any crimes. stolen car? house broken into? cry about it faggot, dude is gone. If they don't catch someone literally in the act of robbing or assaulting someone, they don't care. But you dare fucking go 60 in a 50? You motherfucker, piece of criminal filth, scumbag, pay up you son of a bitch. They suck, unfortunately. I like the idea of cops, but ours are just useless vampires and glownigger thugs. ---224297797 I'm white and I've never committed a crime, I've spoken to a cop once in my life and I just said hi and got a nod ---224297826 >>224297653 If you are reporting a crime where you are the victim, you are their enemy to them. You are giving them work, work which they do not give a fuck about. It's pretty blatant. You got insurance right? Then fuck off. You're really gonna make me do a bunch of paper work? And they're really stupid fuckers too, generally. ---224297842 I became a felon at 18, burglary, smashed up a hotel room. I didnt seal my records till 35. Lived my whole life as a pariah and never had a good job..... so fuck em. ---224297866 >>224297797 You've never reported a crime? How fucking stupid are you? Fat retarded faggot ---224297888 >>224297638 This is the only wAy to interact w them ---224297947 I’ve never had a bad one ---224298020 >>224297369 Treated well every time. I'm white and have a good disposition so they know I have a conscience and high level of self preservation. ---224298114 >>224297842 Nigger ---224298135 >>224297369 cops are just people, everyone has bad days. usually as long as you are polite to them they will be polite back, they dont want to have to wrestle some cheeky cunt to the ground. same with COs in prison, dont be a fuckwit, and most of the time they will treat you with respect. t. maori ex prisoner/criminal ---224298200 >>224297842 Uh, so why did smash up a hotel room? Did you not know that was a crime? ---224298222 For the most part good actually. >Pulled over 3 times never had a ticket >One shitty experience >First time driving car with super dark tint and cop gets behind me >Engage blue lights >I pull off and once he sees my front windows aren't tinted at all but only the rear windows are he let me off with a warning >Second time just bought a car off cl >sheriff pulls me over >Asks why I don't have any plates >Show him my bill of sale from the guy I bought it from that was dated just a few days prior >Let's me go >Thankfully he didn't smell the weed my buddy had stashed in the cooler in the back >Third time driving into Dover >Going probably 48 in a 35 >Let cop know I have a loaded firearm >Appreciates my honestly and telling him >Let's me go I'm assuming because I told him where I was going which was a job interview >Tells me to slow down The only bad experience I've had was when I was 16 and we were drinking at a fort my buddies and I had in the woods behind this Kroger. We were wandering around and decided for some fucking retarded reason that it was a good idea to try to sleep in our cars that were sitting in the back lot. I even had this horrible feeling beforehand that shit was gonna go south and I should just walk home but of course I ignored that gut feelingm >As soon as I leaned the seat back >Spotlight on the car creeping into the interior >Cops basically accuse us of drinking and driving and try to pin a DUI on us. >When we told him we'd been walking around all night up and down the roads he tells us we're lying >"We've been patrolling this stretch all night and my BS detector is going off" >Apparently his bullshit detector was broken >Anyway my friends all got their parents to pick them up but me...my parents didn't pick up their phone so I get to take a car ride in the back seat to my house. >Get to doorstep with cop >I stand off to the side hoping he'll ring it >Tells me "go on...." >My dad was more mad he got woken up at 2:30am than for me drinking lol ---224298263 Always good for me. I'm respectful, so are they. Probably because I'm white. ---224298367 >>224297369 I'm white and don't drink the cops have never even talked to me ---224298466 >>224297369 Got drunk with a bunch at a Christmas party once. ---224298498 >>224297369 All good, but our cops are overworked and underpaid. There are a lot of problems that they're expected to deal with but leftist politics won't allow for it. Can't imagine working as a cop, it would be hell to see all that shit every day and not be allowed to do your job. ---224298513 >>224298135 Just people... ---224298604 >>224297369 Not bad. I hate traffic cops simply because the fucks always focus on the hard working folk instead of the trash it seems. ---224298828 Got speeding ticket in USA, upstate NY. Nothing but professional and calm approach, explained all the details how to appeal or pay etc. Never ever felt anything threatening, maybe because I’m slav. ---224298905 I am a law abiding citizen and have had a lot of experience. First Writing a police statement when i was ten when my father tried to run my mother, brother and i off the road in her car. 12 when my house was broken into, turned out to be a classmate. easy capture. smoking weed as a teen(was illegal then). let go for small amount and being a good guy i guess. Assaulted at bar/thrown down stairs and head smashed glass door early 20's. the man that assaulted me has people lie for him cops said sorry about your luck. finally a speeding ticket this year because my pregnant wife said she had pains while i was at work. the police have a job they do their best at. yes some are assholes but thats life guys. sorry 6 tall buys in right now. hope that makes sense. ---224298919 >>224298513 Get the fuck back to kike book you faggot ---224298947 >>224298828 fuckin immigrants get out of my state already. ---224298950 >>224297369 Cops came to my house once when i was 13 cause a kid i always hung out with robbed some houses and people in the neighborhood knew we were always hanging out. Snitched on my buddy kinda but oh well. Age 15 i was blacked out drunk walking home and the cop either didnt notice or didnt care and let me go. At 16 i had a bench warrant and when i got arrested the cops found a pen tube i used for weed knifers and asked how long i had been using heroin lol didnt charge me with paraphernalia or anything. Over all good experiences. 1 cop was a fucking dick cause my brother and a friend robbed houses and they werent supposed to hangout so when me and the friend got pulled over the cop shined the light in my face and asked who the fuck i was ---224299105 >>224298947 Was on vacation, I prefer my hometown anyway and fuck migrants everywhere. ---224299135 >>224297369 ---224299206 >>224297369 once you get older they tend to leave you alone if you're not a nigger ---224299233 >>224297842 You deserved it. ---224299243 >>224297495 They hate the stupid laws just as much as we do You can tell they are fed up with hearing "go catch some real criminals" ---224299302 >>224297369 i am a police officer ---224299337 >>224297369 Always had great experiences with cops desu. When I was 18 I ran from the cops in my car after I blew past one on an empty road going 110 in a 50 mph zone. Took the cop on a little chase blew a stop sign or two. He literally just made me apologize gave me a ticket and let me drive home. Went to court and just had to pay a fine got to keep my license and everything. It's probably a lot to do with me being white actually respecting the officer, didn't have any prior trouble with police and dressed nice in court called the judge your honor ect. ---224299530 >>224297369 >Be me, doing about 5km over the limit, not bad but enough to get pulled over >Cop pulls me over >Turn off the engine, place the keys on the dash, keep both hands gripped on the wheel >Cop taps the window, lower it >"Is there a problem officer?" >"You're 5km over the limit son, license, registration and proof of insurance" >"I'm very sorry about that officer, let me get those documents out of the glove box for you" >give stuff, he goes back to the car and runs my shit >5 minutes later >"Ok i'll let you off with a warning this time, just watch your speed ok?" >"Absolutely officer, won't happen again. Thank you very much, am I free to leave?" >"Proceed on, have a nice day anon" See? Be polite and comply, or basically dont act like a fucking nigger, and you'll be fine ---224299592 >>224297842 You're a dumb POS and have the mentality of a nigger. ---224299612 Never a bad one. I don't think I've interacted with a single one since I was teen, and even then police would mostly just come tell us to go somewhere where don't bother anyone when we were drinking outside. ---224299639 Oh and one time i got caught shop lifting when I was 12 or 13. Fucking fat fuck security guards threatened to taze me and cuffed me super tight. They said they were surprised I didnt run because of how I looked. Cop came and searched me and found a baggie filled with literal grass cause i was smoking weed with a kid and he put grass in the empty baggy and joked that i should sell it. Cop asked why i had it to which i told him a friend jokingly put it in the baggy and i forgot i had it, he said it was just dumb and threw it away. Cuffed me super loose and Drove me home listening to metallica, cop was cool as fuck but the security guards were assholes. ---224299725 >>224297369 Been fine so far. I believe it depends on the location you’re at is what determines how stressed they start off as. ---224299737 >>224297842 lol nigger ---224299758 >>224299302 Do you ever have to arrest kids you know are from broken homes that you wish you could help but you cant? ---224299802 Cops have been called on myself and/or who I have been with in public and private on nearly 30 occasions (I am 23 years old). I have never been arrested. It is reasonable to assume from this data that I have good interactions with police officers but not so much with those who phone them. ---224299865 I have gotten out of some pretty tight jams in my life. Been arrested a couple times and been pulled over in several cases that could have been expensive but each time I got out of a ticket or managed to have a case dropped before trial for those arrests because of the demeanor I showed to the proper authorities. With that being said fuck the police and fuck the (((judicial system))). ---224299912 >>224299569 Retard ---224299923 >>224297369 Depends. One time I was going 20 over and got stopped by a based black cop, it was nighttime and I had just consumed 4 beers, didn't have proof of insurance or registration. He let me know go and just told me to "have that stuff next time." Lesson learned, I never speed over the bridge anymore. Another time I got rear ended at a stop light and got a ticket because I forgot to update the address on my license, super gay. ---224300012 Ever notice how only retards hate cops? ---224300094 >>224297842 You actually have my sympathy. The most insane part of our criminal justice system is how any crimes follow you publicly for the rest of your life. Might as well give you a face tattoo that says "I'm a criminal". Insanely barbaric. The edgelord on this site will never see how dysfunctional they are, but fuck em. I feel bad for most people who've got a conviction. ---224300153 Another story. My 21st birthday was about 7 months ago, went to a few bars and shit then went back to a family members apartment to drink a bit more before going to bed. Some stupid bitch called the cops 3 times that night, twice on us and once on another person at the complex. First time cop was kinda dicky but left quick. Second time he was more irritated and i called him bro, he goes “dont call me bro im not your bro” so i said alright whatever BRO and he just said “can i leave now” and then i went inside and fell asleep ---224300285 >>224297369 theyve been helpful for the most part, ive never chimped out at them and theyve never had to lay a hand on me ---224300377 >>224300153 Bro sounds like that cop had a shitty night ---224300570 >>224297369 About as benign as possible. Fairly small town, maybe 10-12 cops total, no real violent crime (except domestics). Got pulled over 9 years ago for doing 57 in a 35, got a written warning. Turned in some forms for a background check for work 6 years back. Had one check on me when I was learning to drive a standard at the elementary school at night. Laughed about it, he gave me some tips. Pass him shooting radar a few times a week at the end of my road. Wave at him, doesn't bust my balls over 8-12 over the speed limit. ---224300571 >>224297369 Usually they are awkwardly angry. Sometimes theyll try to catch me in a lie by saying exactly what I just said back to me while implying it makes no sense. Even though it makes perfect sense and cops are absolutely retarded. ---224300655 >>224297369 I'm buddies wit dis dude, he's a state troopa up in Bausten ---224300671 >>224300377 Still didnt have to be a passive aggressive faggot like that. I got in a fight with my brother a few months ago and he called the cops on me and even though I was way more belligerent and practically begging to be arrested he was way more chill with me. Cops should be professional. ---224300694 >>224300571 You have no clue how many actual retards and niggers they catch just by playing that game. They want you to think you are smarter than them and get cocky, to make you slip up. I'm not saying all cops are geniuses but this is a part of their basic training. ---224300732 >>224297369 Record them. Intimidate them through reporting them through internal affairs if they fill their oats around you. ---224300780 Unprofessional and thugish for the most part. The only time I had a police officer act in a respectable manner was when I genuinely did something wrong. ---224300785 >>224298947 I hope the police shoot your dog, faggot. ---224300800 well, my day usually starts with me looking into a mirror, knowing that i love myself ---224300807 One time I saw a cop get so mad he was shaking like the Australian prime minister when he got called out by a journalist. He didnt say anything his and his head was shaking slightly. It was because he said something and we disagreed with him. That's all it took. ---224300890 A cop returned my lost wallet once ---224300943 >>224297369 >can i see your license/id sir >of course sir, here you go >thank you sir, that would be all, have a nice day >you too It’s really not that hard, niggers of /pol/. ---224301022 I purposely put my hands in my waist band and shit when i walk by cops now and make eye contact ---224301033 >>224299105 Are you using a VPN from Portugal? I'm confused. ---224301091 >>224300671 cops are humans too. You are a young man and your future is what you make of it. God speed. ---224301108 >>224299758 yes, and the big issue is we are told now not to try and help by ourselves because the media will spin it not matter what to be bad, and the general public is so anti cop now that they will eat it up. i tend to be fair with everyone i stop, give warnings and what not, but no matter what we do as cops everyone will always hate us because a few bad apples and the media siding with criminals ---224301132 >>224297369 Haven't dealt with one in years but in the past it was simple as acting like a white man and being civil, telling them if I was going to reach for something and not making sudden movements. Being polite but not submissive. ---224301217 >>224297369 Mostly pleasant unless I was fucking up ---224301237 >>224297369 pretty decent, cop pulled me over to tell me one of my car lights were out, I told him I'd get it fixed, he left ---224301244 Pretty bad, the good ole boy cops down south love to fuck with people ---224301355 >>224301091 Thanks leaf bro >>224301108 I grew up in a shitty home with a mom that didnt give a fuck and a meth head step dad. Multiple times family members called CPS for welfare checks and shit but they always showed up after the 1st of the month when food stamps hit and shit so we would have food. Theyd ask 2 or 3 questions and leave. The environment was obviously fucked up but nothing ever happened. Kinda made me think the government is useless. ---224301359 >>224297369 I was a shit disturber before big data and technology got big in law enforcement, i wasnt an idiot, i know the law and government more or less has an upper hand with technology in most cases and when smartphones rolled around i knew you have to be a real idiot committing big crime in most cases or you need a steady stream of income anyways, amusing economics really ---224301434 >>224297842 Good. Stupid nigger. ---224301556 >I am a sovereign citizen >I am a sovereign citizen >I am a sovereign citizen A cop was parked at the end of our driveway one night and my father nearly hit him pulling in. Apparently they were serving an arrest warrant to a neighbor down the road and he was perched there for backup which seems unnecessary. He threatened my father, telling him that he had a gun and wasn't afraid to use it...after parking in our driveway with the lights out, refusing to move. Dick move, probably illegal too. Other than that, I've never been pulled over. I don't like how they 'make a presence' in the community by driving around wasting fuel on the taxpayer dime. I also don't like how they have officers in the schools, even elementary schools, as though they were prisons. ---224301577 Got pulled over for going 70 in a 55 (rural highway, was distracted enough to not see the guy till it was too late and he was going the opposite direction) Apologized, handed him all of my papers outright Said since it was my first violation it'd only be a citation Thanked him, he told me to hit the cruise on 60 or next time it'd be a ticket for sure ---224301640 The standard traffic stops are fine, I've gotten some bullshit tickets but there was never any sort of malice or power tripping involved. And I've skated when I probably ought to have gotten a ticket, so it's all a wash. On the other hand, I've made formal statements to the police before and every single time I've done it I regretted it although fortunately never gotten in any actual serious trouble. I mostly blame the legal system rather than law enforcement for that, however. This doesn't apply to military police, who are complete garbage at all times. ---224301675 There are no police here only feminized pussed up dialog spewing meatbags. ---224301704 >>224300094 I have a cousin who went to prison in Texas because he got jumper by 3 Mexicans, went home and cleaned himself up after they ran, then went back out found them, and beat the shit out of all 3. They said he was too violent or something and even though he only used his fists the fact that he hunted them back down and inflicted a lot of damage, it was enough to sentence him to prison. He only got 2 or 3 years, but 3 turned to 5 or 7 cause once you're in and you're a white boy, you join a gange. He joined the aryan brotherhood or something and had to do shit that caused him to extend his sentence to survive. Prison is deserved for some, but seemingly unfair for others. I should note I don't know specific details cause he's in TX finishing his parole before he moved up here, and we don't talk a whole lot with schedules. ---224301753 >>224301556 Resource officers aren't real cops. They are, technically, but their post exists to break up fights and act as some semblance of security since teachers tend to do a poor job with niggers. ---224301827 >>224301556 My step dad raised a pick axe to my pregnant sister so her boyfriend called the cops and waited outside. When he seen the cops he waved his arms to flag them down and the cop got out and told my sisters boyfriend to get on his knees and asked if he wanted to be shot even though hes the one who called. Step dad wasnt charged with anything. And i never see cops anymore which is weird. ---224301864 In the last year or so Let me go with a warming doing 64 in a 55. It was black friday and he felt bad for me working at 5 am for grocery store. One confiscated my pipe and let me go. Another one Helped me change a tire on the interstate I knocked a guy out in a bar and they let me go after a few questions. Just said he stated it. Never had a problem with police despite being a lowlife shithead. Small town midwest if that matters. ---224301962 >>224297826 >t. trustfund baby ---224301965 >>224301704 Idk if its similar to here in washington but even though we have mutual combat if you get the upper hand and inflict damage you can be charged with assault for being the “primary aggressor” ---224301982 >>224297369 >When I was 14 a cop pointed a gun at me for holding up my pants (my belt broke on me) >dyke pig felt up my GF. >pig tackled my friend out of the blue, while he was running with games and controllers to my house. He thought he stole them. >pigs accused my brother of robbing a Jack in the Box. When they realized there was no robbery, they wrote him a ticket for laying on the street, where they had him on his belly at gunpoint. >pig tail gated me to bait me into speeding. He pulled me over anyways, just to search my car. Issued me a ticket for a dirty windshield to fill his quota. ---224301988 >>224297881 >late 20s / early 30s It's one or the other, guy. ---224302012 >>224301355 you didn't choose your parents. its not your fault or the authorities. What you do know defines you. ---224302042 >>224297369 I go out of my way to be friendly, most cops are motivated by good causes like keeping the peace. Regardless of what laws they uphold, I often remind myself not to hate the cop, but hate the law, they're merely the enforcers who may or may not agree with the concerned state legalisation they're upholding. These are my five reasons why being friendly to a cop is important; >First, being friendly could lessen the consequences of what minor crime may have been committed, say, like letting me off with a warning or lessening the fine >Second, I don't want them to bust my shit up >Third, I don't want them to plant anything on me because they don't like me >Fourth, I don't want extra charges like disturbing the peace or assault >Fifth, they do it faster if they don't have to waste time trying to evaluate if you need to be detained ---224302067 >>224297369 Nothing but positive. Got pulled over for speeding once last year (First and only time pulled over). Kept hands on the wheel and explained I was just eager to get home. Had a shit day. Got let off with a warning and I stop myself from going 15 over the limit. ---224302161 >>224297537 It just had to be a nordlending. ---224302164 >>224301982 you are positively either a nigger or white trash ---224302289 >>224301753 Yea, I know what they're supposed to be there for, I still don't think their presence is necessary. Between risky freedom and disempowering security, I err on the side of the former. Treating everyone like a potential troublemaker is a recipe for disaster, but I understand that cops don't make the rules so I don't blame them. My experience with resource officers was that they actually like their jobs, are friendly with the kids and teens who don't give them trouble, are stern but concerned towards the ones that do. The one at my middle school made an effort to bond with the troublemakers and played games with them in detention. I went to a private HS so no cops there. ---224302355 >>224301965 Primary aggressor. That sounds familiar. That might be part of his deal. City he's in is kinda liberal I think, so it wouldn't surprise me if they applied that law or something similar, ahem, liberally. ---224302382 >>224302164 Or lives in an area with a shitty pd ---224302418 >>224302164 neither are a crime. ---224302443 I've been in the car a couple times when someone else got pulled over. They got a ticket and that was it. Pretty much the extent of it. Yes, I'm white. ---224302549 >>224297499 Same here. Utmost respect and I have never had a bad experience. Gotta be smart though. Dont tell them shit they dont need to know about if they didnt ask. ---224302573 >>224301827 Many of them seem outright careless and lacking in situational awareness. Like when a man makes a domestic abuse call because heaven forbid he put her in her place, and the cops come to arrest him. Also, I am 90% certain this is just another datamining thread as part of their program to feel out the social and political views of posters on here. ---224302615 >>224297369 Police get mad at you when you bust your head open in the back of the police cruiser and bleed everywhere. https://youtu.be/pVF3jde2Ehk ---224302693 Positive. Even if you don't like cops you can play them like a fiddle if you're polite with them. ---224302820 >>224302355 Yeah the primary aggressor shit is up to the cops discretion i think. My cousin is doing 10 years in texas right now too for stabbing his dealer in the face kek >>224302395 Is he really? For what? >>224302573 Thats how it seems. ---224302853 >>224302693 This is true here as well. They're so used to scumbags, bums, nutbags and sex offenders someone polite is usually waved through. ---224302934 >>224297369 no dealings nowadays as a youngster was charged, knowingly, with something I hadn't done, I had no record later robbed by police Mtl police extorted money from a friend at gunpoint, forced him to empty his bank account, then sold him back the drugs (personal) they had taken from him that's a true story fwiw ---224303053 >>224297369 my dad was a cop. he was an honest man working with corrupt people. i knew about the deep state back in the 90's because he redpilled me. good and bad in every demographic, some more than others. ---224303056 I dislike the police. My experiences with them were gay as fuck, where they basically tried to pin anything on me that they could. One time when I got pulled over at night the cop whined that I didn't pull over immediately after he activated his lights. I told him that I was looking for a safe spot to pull over. What the fuck.... he expected me to like fuckin' jerk the wheel and immediately pull over regardless of how safe that would be to do. What a fucking moron. ---224303122 >>224298222 Just so you know you can get a DUI if they catch you sitting in the car with your keys in the ignition. Happened to a friend of mine who decided to sleep in the car but put his keys in. ---224303201 Really good except the two times I have dealt with a female one. Once one pulled me over for running a stop sign that I had actually stopped at, but "she couldn't see" so I ran it. Was deliberate about that and had the ticket dropped, but still a pain in the ass. Another time called because some kid got lost and wondered in to our yard crying. Neighbors didn't know the kid so I called the police and a female cop showed up while I waited outside. Yelled at me about being outside waiting and how that made her nervous and I was lucky I wasn't shot. She was rude to the little kid too. ---224303704 Never met a cop that didn't like me. Maybe it's the basic respect that I show them. Idk ---224303783 >>224303201 I had a pretty based female professor at boarding school. She told us that if ever we saw a missing kid, to make a huge deal about it, trying to get a woman's attention specifically because women won't be accused of molesting children. As soon as the woman comes by to check out the kid, she told us to walk away no matter what the lady said. She advised that if no one was around, that we shouldn't go near the kid, just leave it, find some woman nearby, tell her about the kid and get out of there. Pretty good advice, I remember reading in the news about an Indian guy that was hospitalized because the father found him holding hands with the tyke, walking around the park. Shitty father loses his kid, then fucks up the face of the guy trying to help the kid find his parents. You just can't trust people these days. But no one will doubt a woman and they never are held to account, so make it their problem. ---224303981 >>224297369 Falsely arrested, not read my rights, denied my phone call, and was told I could pay my bail at any time but was refused to pay my bail until I reached the time limited where it increased by $100 more. Lawyer told me to just drop it because they would do everything in their power to paint me like some monster and that be that. He got it expunged from the record, turns out the whole system from lawyers to cops in the area are under investigation for racketeering and doing this very thing. ---224304119 >>224297369 Mostly meh. Some good. Some bad. ---224304923 I grew up in an area with no local police department. Granted it was a small community, the residents had history with others, etc. Life was better knowing we solved our own problems without cops patrolling collecting taxes. The interactions with city cops passing through was mostly flipping them off, making perverted gestures, and such. Since moving away most of my experiences have been positive. You run into brown nosing cock suckers and super rookies every now and then, but for the most part someone with some common sense will show up and clear things up if you're having trouble and being straightforward and reasonably compliant. The secret is simply to not make them feel like you're a threat no matter how heated an argument may be about an infraction. Keep them human and all is well. ---224305202 >>224297369 Only time I've had interactions is through my fraternal organization and when I was in a car accident. I've never had problems with them, and they always seem friendly. ---224305208 I used to work with a retired cop who was the brother of our police chief and he told me our african american co worker wasn't a black person he was a nigger. ---224305434 >>224297369 Pleasant cause I am respectful and follow commands like a sane person. Play stupid games win stupid prizes. ---224305515 >>224297369 The two times I've interacted with them I've just been polite and they leave me alone. ---224305569 >>224297638 You sound like a faggot. Stop lying to be cool, you can’t get drunk drink onions milk. ---224305575 >>224297842 ---224305623 >>224297495 You are all criminals ---224305757 >>224297842 >ooga booga nog smash >i dindu nuffin ---224305797 I've only dealt with them three times 1. I got pulled over for j-walking, I found them rude and they attempted to embarrass me in public instead of just writing a ticket 2. I got stopped on the way home from work because I work nights, my bag was searched for no reason and they wasted my time. I had the right to refuse the search but didn't 3. I got stopped by the same police on the way home from work, they didn't remember they stopped me a week prior and searched my shit again there are practicalities about policing I'm sure the general public don't understand, maybe being assholes is part of the job. but they are still assholes ---224305804 I once had glendale pd argue with lapd about taking me downtown. Glendale pd tried to get me out of the station before lapd arrived. Lapd arrived before I could get released. The Glendale Pd lady told Lapd straight up. You CANT HAVE MY PRISONER. IM NOT DONE. Lapd said well wait. The second time The CHP LET ME Go. When I didn't know how fast I was going. I said 80?. He said if I let you will you not speed . I said ok. ---224305833 >>224305804 Im not white either ---224305885 They've shot my leg while I was working... ---224305937 >>224297369 Don't try this stupid fucking "DIN DU NUFFIN" shit. If eveyrone just takes it calm your most likely being released that night / judge will be notified that you didn't get aggressive etc. ---224305970 >>224297369 Shit arrested by anti terrorism unit. ---224306222 >>224305937 the second you respond with this "AM I BEING DETAINED!?!!?" shit goes bad ---224306508 >>224305434 This, Im not out to be an asshole like 90% of the people you see on jewtube getting btfo. ---224306682 Pretty good. I had one bad experience with a cop and it was just bad because they were incompetent and didn't help at all. I'm guessing they were either new or a lazy coward. Other cops have helped out a lot, best they could. Sheriff are better here though, and I think they're usually better everywhere else too. State Police here are also pretty good, although they have a bad habit of not giving a shit about crimes they're passing when they're heading off to another one already. Was checking out a truck on the side of the road because it was a cold fucking night and I wanted to see if the owner was still in there, see if they needed to use my phone at all or something since it was in the middle of nowhere and we had a lot of people get stranded out there like that during that time of the year. State trooper showed up and asked me what I was doing, told them, and they believed me and drove off. Found out they were responding to a drunk sleeping in a parking lot. If it were me I would've been far more suspicious and not believe a bullshit sounding story like the truth was. Since the area is more rural it makes sense the cops are friendlier and more helpful in general since the only people they really worry about the most are trailer trash druggies and the like, who more or less are out of it. With niggers moving in seemingly from California who knows how long that will stay the same though. ---224306831 >>224305208 Wtf I love cops now. ---224306843 >>224297369 Good. >Example time >Go to bar with friends >Been drinking >Driver Friend doesn't like cops because edgy young >Tell to be courteous, smile, let cop do the talking >Tell him and friend next to me to put hands on steering wheel and headrest >We literally get the hardass cop from the city, well known for it. Even driver friend who hates cops just went pale. >Cop in PNW is literally a fucking 50yr old cowboy, pure muscle >He tells driver friend he didn't use his blinker >Friend says, "sorry I guess I forgot, long night." I imagine if I hadn't forced proper police interaction things would have gone south. We just got a 5min talking to in Southern Drawl. ---224307045 >>224306843 Pacific Northwest.... Southern drawl... Are you faggots making shit up now? ---224307058 >>224297369 just fine but ive never been in trouble for anything so its always just been asking for directions and such ---224307137 >>224298950 >asked how long I had been using heroin It always cracks me up how clueless cops can be when it comes to drugs ---224307271 >>224297369 >Small-town and suburban cops Nice people, part of the community >Rich suburb cops Like small town cops, but with more money, a ton of equipment, and less stuff to do If you work 3rd shift, they may ride your bumper to the end of your jurisdiction >City cops The ones I've met are genuinely nice people 9/10 times >State cops Most of them are assholes ---224307294 >>224307045 You don't have to be in the South to be from the south... I had like 4 teachers from Texas throughout high school when I lived in Indiana. ---224307315 >>224297369 Cops protect rich cocksuckers and nickle and dime everyone else 100% corrupt and everyone acknowledges it You only have support as nigger wranglers, but not from people like me Just the weak who want to use your muscle ---224307347 >>224306843 Give em a reach around did ya? Based blue line amirite ---224307411 >>224297369 It was in a famous speed trap I didnt know about. got me 68 in a 45. Said If I paid the fine there would be no points. I paid the odd $220 online a few days later. It basically was a complete shakedown in some buttfuck oklahoma town and they politely got a piece of my ass. ---224307414 had one pull me over for speeding at 10pm at night when i was working a night shift and running late he was hiding in a u-turn area in an unmarked car with his lights off and then lectured me because he flashed his lights but i didn't pull over until he used his siren another time, got stopped by one hiding under a bus stop with his speed gun on the other side of the road, while it was raining he literally ran out on the road in front of my car to pull me over and then proceeds to tell me i was going an unsafe speed if that were the case, he would be a mark on the road revenue raising pricks, the ones on the road ---224307437 >>224297369 1. Ofallon, MO police department snuck up on me and my friends playing airsoft because some crackhead whore called the cops on up, when they asked if we had anymore (after they knew we were just playing airsoft) i said yes and reached to pull it out of my waistline and they all drew on me and almost shot me. AGAIN after they knew we were playing airsoft, they went with a flashlight and checked out all of our peckers 2. surprisingly every time ive been pulled over with dope i had planned ahead and kept it hidden and out of sight. Aryan foresight i suppose. 3. I was running out of gas while visiting St. Joseph MO and while waiting for my BTC to USD to transfer my car i was idling ran out of juice and died while it was freezing cold out. I saw a cop car drive by, waved him down and he immediately jumped out and threw on his rubber gloves, i did have some bud in a jar on me but he actually listened to my request of not searching my car, even though he did from the outside with his flashlight. I asked him for a jump start and he said he couldn't by rule. I sat there watching my breath all night freezing my fucking nuts off. probably more cant remember them all, been nabbed once but i was respectful and white and let off with just a ticket (a hefty one) A sad byproduct of our niggerized lands, militarized police that is ---224307442 >>224307045 Youre dumb Hill people are in all states and we talk different Not all accents are the exact same but still have a resemblance Shitty Euro education, big yanks/orange man bad Very impressive ---224307482 wonderful. roll windows down, shut car off, turn on dome lights if it's night. keep hands on wheel receive verbal warning. go on about my business ---224307519 >>224297537 I didn't know Joseph Joestar spoke Norwegian ---224307762 One time I was drunk AND high driving on the interstate at night with no headlights on trying to get home, got pulled over and they fucking gave me a ride and that was it. Two female cops. And I'm not that good looking. Fairly small college town. ---224307766 >>224307045 Hey, I'm not sure I actually believe you live in the U.S. All my life, I have been bombarded by a mish-mash of accents. In any place I have lived. Hill people, to Southerners, Idahoans, Calis, etc. There are unique accents all over the state. People also move states all the time because of the renters economy. ---224307923 >>224297369 Never had trouble. Only been placed in custody once, for loitering when I was young. Had a couple of tickets, way more warnings given. I just tell them the truth, don't give attitude, and act calm. Because I'm white. ---224308282 >>224297369 Every cop I have ever met has been an enormous asshole. My friend’s dad heard I practiced Kung Fu and he liked Jap shit instead so he punched me in the face at a birthday party and called me weak. This really happened. Excuse me for not being insanely on guard every second? What the shit? Normal people can’t get away with fuckery like this. I’ve been pulled over twice, once was for going the same speed as literally everyone else, the other was a mandatory fundraiser near a stop sign. They have two officer witnesses say that you didn’t stop and they bully you into paying it. The rules are if you fight a ticket and lose then it costs way more, so by having two cops lying they hope no one will try to contest it. I had dash cam video and contested and won. I got pulled the second I left the lot, they didn't even say why. They made me wait for a search dog after I declined their offer to inspect my car, of course it barks and they tear my stuff apart and leave my spare tire on the road and camera pulled apart. Fucking rude the whole time. Must really give them a rush taking nice tire kits from a Porsche and throwing it on the road. Scratched things up and tore the seat covers. I even have a friend from highschool that became a cop. Dude was bragging about shooting black guys and sticking knives on them. Other cops showed up to an out door range we have. It’s all legal but they pulled guns on us and searched the house and cuffed us. It took hours before they fucked off. Confiscated a friend’s cc that he never got back. All for target shooting at a perfectly safe and legal outdoor range we own. Cops have been nothing but a pain in my ass. Total dicks every single time. I’d say there’s a real personality type that the job attracts and it’s people that love to abuse power. I imagine most of them were bullies in highschool and they give me shit just because I have a nice car. ---224308324 >>224297369 Very simple system. (1) Rarely break any laws anyways, never anything serious (2) functioning vehicle, valid licence and insurance, always (3) if pulled over ... turn off vehicle, turn off radio, put out cigarette, take off sunglasses, put licence & insurance on dash, roll down window, put hands on steering wheel .... wait (try to put his mind at ease, traffic stops can go really wrong for cops, so letting them see your hands at all times just reduces the tension, and in doing so, reduces your chances of getting a ticket) always perfectly polite, never argue, "if you got me you got me" bonus points: always mention you hate lawyers, all cops hate lawyers ... so something along the lines of: "well sir if you got me Ill just pay the ticket, I havent got time in my life for lawyers..." cop walks back a couple minutes later... "heres your licence back, i decided to just warn you, watch your speed, OK" me: "thank you, thank you very much officer...." cops are just people, they always like people who are a little bit like them, just like you. if your polite and reasonable, chances are things wont be so bad, even if you get a small fine, who cares? just pay it and move on. btw, I really dont like lawyers, at least most of them, they are the opposite of warriors. a warrior seeks to obey the spirit of the law, whereas the lawyer always tries to find a loophole in it I suppose if I was arrested for something serious I would shut my mouth and call a lawyer. Which i would recommend to anyone who has been arrested. But for day to day interactions, I am just polite with everyone, whether hes the king of england or the night clerk at 7-11 ---224308438 >>224308282 And by the way, I had practiced Kung Fu when I was a fucking kid. We were all adults and this had to be more than 10 years out of practice when he hit me. I wasn’t talking about it. My friend told his dad that I had practiced and this is just how his dad decided to greet me outside. He’a a fucking psycho. ---224308903 >>224298135 >"ex" ---224309075 >>224307086 Officers aren't obligated to tell you why you're acting suspicious if they believe they have probable cause. Being defensive and guarded is reasonable for being suspicious, which is grounds for probable cause. Trying any of this shit on a seasoned officer will just make it worse on you, especially if they're an asshole looking to shit on you. The very best thing you can do is not attract attention, be honest, be genuinely polite and courteous, and make it clear you want their day to go as easy as you can possibly make it. It's not a hard act to make and most cops just want you to fuck off if they're hassling you for no reason which means you're already attracting too much attention to yourself which means you either deserve it or you're an attention whore faggot and deserve it even more. >if you're on probation/parole Gross. Parolees should be strangled in public as a message to the other subhumans. These are the people who get braindead drunk and scream out on their porch at 4:00 in the morning while passing their degenerate genes on to their retarded kids. ---224309130 >>224308438 and then the whole bus clapped ---224309186 Always professional ---224309262 >>224308903 Said the fucking convict. ---224309282 >>224297369 No problems in what few interactions I have with law enforcement. Mostly because I am not a nigger or entitled asshole ---224309392 >>224297842 Good. You deserved it for acting like a fucking punk ---224309442 >>224297369 Nice one sheriff ---224309487 >>224297369 Good because im white and compliant and not a degenerate criminal piece of trash. ---224309525 >>224297369 >brake light goes out without my knowing >cop pulls me over >window doesnt work >open door apparently this is a bad thing because cops think you are going to attack them or something, he told me that when he got to my car >asks for my license and registration >gives it to him >does his cop thing >tells me my light was out >gives me back my stuff and sends me on my way >no ticket it was fine. he was super chill. i didnt know what or where my registration was so he helped me when i was looking for it. ---224309562 >>224297369 No problems. Got pulled over several times and got let off the hook each time. Probably because I was respectful. ---224309585 >>224297495 The only ones you have to watch out for are the power tripping dykes. ---224309629 >>224297369 not bad a few close calls, but i always talk myself out of every situation. That's the privilege of being nice and charismatic. ---224309642 >>224297369 Infrequent ---224309793 >>224298222 >let cop know i have a loaded firearm how do you even word that so it doesnt sound like a threat? ---224309908 >>224305797 Rare flag. Heard Myanmar was one of the worst police states in the world at one point, wouldnt be surprised its still rife with corruption ---224309944 >>224299639 Most rent-a-cops are power tripping assholes, but are really total pussies. When I worked for the DOC in transportation, everytime we made a hospital run with inmates, they were nervous around us. Might've had something to do with the sidearms, body armor, and the look most correctional staff have after working supermax for more than a year. ---224309963 >>224309585 true. especially if she has a buzzcut ---224310128 Every single one has been pleasant. Cops in my area are nice, even when you've done something wrong. Feels good, man. ---224310195 >>224309793 Some states have duty to inform laws. So for instance you might say, "Officer, in accordance with [law, section, subsection] I am obligated to inform you have a loaded firearm in my possession." then let them ask you where it is, or whatever he wsnts the next move to be. In non-duty states, it's none of the cops fucking business if you're armed or not. ---224310336 >>224297369 Cops caught me during speeding, I didn't chimp out, they gave me a ticket which I have paid. End of story Also, I fell asleep drunk in a tram and got to the terminal station. While I was waiting for the next tram, cops pulled over checked my ID and wished me a good night Just don't act like a nigger ---224310437 >>224303122 Actually you can get one of you're in your passenger seat with keys in your pocket, unfortunately. You can't have your keys inside the vehicle. ---224310839 >>224309075 Hitting too close to home, bro. Except the whole parole thing. ---224311167 >>224297369 >hey man hows it going >exchange words >yeah man, hope you have a good day be safe out there >drive away Life is pretty decent when you're not stupid. ---224311291 >>224297842 >Lived my whole life as a pariah and never had a good job Good. Just a shame you weren't beaten in the street. ---224311789 >>224297369 Always awful. Police here are mostly lesbians and alcoholics. ---224312103 >>224310839 It's not about respecting the laws, it's about knowing how to play the game of life. Some people aren't smart enough to even start playing. ---224312240 Most policemen in my area are still white so the relationship is quiet good. ---224312451 >>224297482 ---224312597 Police force is useless. History has proven that local militia do their job far better and without all the faggot bullshit. ---224312665 >>224297369 fine, been stopped and searched a few times and once they came to my house to ask if I witnessed a gang stabbing on my street (I did) but when they came to the door some of the lads were hanging around outside so I just said I saw nothing and have no interest in talking to the police then shut the door ---224313058 >>224297369 Chronological order: >1st time Stopped for speeding (was legitimately for doing 5mph over), ticket >2nd time Inspection being out by 1 month...... ticket (small county) >3rd time I was coming out of a bar one night and as I was pulling out onto the street, I failed to use my turn signal. The only other car on the street was a cop, whom I pulled out onto the street in front of. I apparently made a wide turn, and was lit up. I had mushrooms on me, and it was at that point that my 21 year old self realized that possessing shrooms was a felony. I only came to realize this once I was in the back of the cop car, and asked the cop if it would have made any difference if I had come clean about what I had. She explained that if I had weed or something, sure, but with mushrooms it's a felony and that she could've lost her job. Jail sucks. Never go. Or do if you're a nigger ---224313249 >>224297537 White privilege ---224314380 >>224297369 Just fine Mr. FBI ---224314756 Everytime I've denied them access to search my car without probable cause they threaten the K9 and throw a little bitch fit. When I was younger, they called me a lawyer mockingly, brought the drug dog that was rigged to heel (I'm straightedge), and proceeded to search my car while putting me in hand cuffs and patting me down aggressively. Cops get the rope. ---224315296 I had a crackhead break into my home so I stabbed him in the head... The Cop that investigated saw the knife in HIS had((That I didnt see.. But I didnt tell him that..)) and my DAUGHTERS gold necklace around his neck and basically said he would make it his personal mission that I never saw more then an hour in jail.. Which he sorta lied about but it wasnt his fault this guy robbed me on a Friday. The cop fed my cat... ---224315304 Avoid. I'm autistic and they keep thinking I'm on drugs. Literally been arrested for no fucking reason. ---224315542 >>224313058 Dude, a traffic stop doesn't mean getting searched. And even a sobreity check doesn't mean your car is going to get searched. WTF happened? ---224315618 >>224297369 I got off with one in a pub once. She was lovely ---224316154 Got pulled over one time when I was 19. I had recently joined the military and was stationed in the South (originally from the South). Had been drinking with some buddies and left their place to drive home which was about 4 minutes away. I was stupid and young and was drunk enough to not be driving but I thought, fuck it, it's 3 minutes away. I leave their apartment complex and gas it onto a long street at like 2am. I break like 95 (it's a 35 limit) and instantly see red and blue and absolutely piss myself. Pull to the side and 2 cops walk up to me and at this point I see it's a K9 unit and somehow that makes me even more terrified. The officer right off the bat asks me why the fuck I was going so fast, and i told him I had a few drinks, felt like having fun on an empty street, and was generally just being stupid. I then told him I had a loaded 1911 in my center console with a round chambered. He asked me to leave my car, took me over to the hood of his car, and his partner took out my gun and put it in the trunk of my car. After explaining where I had come from the officer told me to call my buds and have them pick me up, and that I should leave my car parked at a gym right next to where I pulled over. He thanked me for my service, told me not to be retarded, and complimented my 1911 (colt RO). Said if he ever pulled me over drunk again he would personally beat the shit out of me. TO THIS DAY that is the single greatest act of kindness a human being has shown me and out of respect for the officer I haven't driven after more than a single beer since. My entire life would be dramatically different if he had just said fuck it, let's process this drunk driving PoS. I later found out that earlier that day there was a man who murdered two cops in the area and cops were out everywhere that night looking for him. White btw. ---224316905 >>224316154 thank you for your cervix ---224317029 >>224297369 I act extremely awkward and cringey so they leave me alone. Not as in I'm nervous and have shit to hide, but just as in I'm socially retarded. That way they realize I'm some basement dweller and just go away. ---224317048 >>224297369 I'm white and polite. Cops treat me with the same respect I give them. As such, I never get tickets. ---224317191 >>224316905 For the record I don't buy into that "thank you for your service" bullshit. The modern military is 99.9% full of self interested people who joined up for a job or some kind of financial gain. Furthering modern US foreign policy is hardly thanks worthy anyway. ---224317209 >>224297369 state cops are generally cunts, but troopers are pretty chill ---224317273 I got stopped and searched when I went to London for the Brexit March. They said I was dressed suspiciously (I was wearing a milsurp coat and boots). They also said my water canteen looked suspicious and wanted to check inside it. They ran my name through to see if I had any history. Asked me if I was known to the police and if I was here with any groups, they asked me this several times. They also asked me what my political views were, I didn't answer. Fuck going to London ever again, it's rubbish. ---224317327 >>224299923 >Depends. One time I was going 20 over and got stopped by a based black cop, it was nighttime and I had just consumed 4 beers, didn't have proof of insurance or registration. He let me know go and just told me to "have that stuff next time." Damn. ---224317894 >>224297369 I was pulled over by a patrol car coming the opposite way down the highway. I and two other cars were cruising about 30km over the limit, and he waved all three of us over. It was a long flat straightaway going downhill with two lanes and perfect visibility after a long-winding section -- of course we were speeding. The officer came to my window and said "I had you going almost thirty over" (over thirty over is a big deal and they can impound your vehicle on the spot, so this was an olive branch) I said, "Yes sir" in a sad sort of resigned voice, and handed him my license. He came back 3 minutes later and issued me a ticket for 20 over, and filled it out as "owner" rather than driver as though it were a camera ticket, so that it wouldn't give me points on my license. I was a new driver, so I had fewer points. He said: "I know it's hard to be a new driver here." I thanked him and went on my way. Two months later I crossed the same patrol guy going about 10-15 over on the same highway, and he flashed his lights at me, and wagged his finger at me through his windshield, before carrying on his way. I don't speed on that stretch of road anymore. Oh, and once when I was 12, someone kicked my bother off his bike and stole his pizza. We called the cops, and when the cop was taking the statement I said that I would kick the shit out of whoever did it, and the cop looked at me and said: "Nope, don't think so." Oh and once as a retail employee I reported someone for threats and a cop came and took a statement. These are my only interactions with police in 35 years. ---224317969 >>224317273 They used to pull that shit at the football matches just to get your name and put it on a list the Pig faced dirty Bastards. ---224318021 >>224317273 Congrats for getting bullied by the state thugs. The correct thing to do would be to turn up to every march regardless ---224318037 >>224297369 Quiet. Don't talk to cops. ---224318181 I have never been pulled over despite driving daily for 4 years now. In fact I have never talked to a police officer in my life. Maybe once or twice a month I will see a police car. Now you're probably thinking I live up in the arctic circle... I live 20 minutes outside of Malmö aka Swedens Chiraq aka hand grenade attack capital of the West aka gangrapes are part and parcel aka city is fucked in 500 ways but lets hold a festival every year to celebrate. ---224318499 >>224297369 Got a deserved ticket because I was smoking weed with friends at night at a children's playground. Then a few years later I was playing MMO's and getting drunk in my summer vacation all night and all day, lost all sense of time. Eventually I felt like watching a sunrise, so I went to a bridge at 4am. Cops were chilling there, they thought I was there to deal drugs and they were pretty rude. Weird as hell. That was like 6 years ago if not more. ---224320029 >>224297369 Peaceful ---224320548 Peaceful, I'm white. ---224320911 When I was a college kid one was a dick and tried to bully me into admitting I had been driving on drugs, which I hadn't. Now that I'm older they've been polite with me. ---224321275 >>224297638 Hah. RCMP= actual for real fascist goons. Dangerous, angry, poorly trained, always fondling that bucky. Threats and intimidation are the order of the day. leaf pigs are number fucking ten. All pigs will be cleansed on der tag. ---224321476 >>224297369 Pretty good for most of my life . I say most because when I was working at the Rocklea markets in Aus , I would get stopped by the same faggots every single night as I made my way to work and would get stop by the same faggots when returning from work in the arvo . Each time they'd ask me where I worked and always asked to check my bag . Having a runny nose was the worst as I'm pretty sure those abo fucking bogan race mixing daft cunts thought I was on cocain . Then again I'm not surprised since the only time I had issues with the police was in Aus . Aus being a place where you can find one of the most useless police force . ---224321536 >>224301033 People go on Holidays, you dipshit. For like 1 week up to 1, 2 months? ---224321864 >>224297369 Cops in town are all good people. State police are too militant ---224323456 >driving with friend >police pull us over >asks them why they pulled us over >" it is not normal to drive around this late on a week day" >tell them it is only 11 at night and only a 13 yo kid would call it late >gets really rude and starts asking me if I have smoked weed etc just because I called him on his bullshit >lets us go after 20 minutes good work officer!!! really keeping the streets safe thank you so much!!! meanwhile probably 20 girls got raped by muslims ten blocks away another one >outside walking in the rain >someone tried to steal a tractor somewhere >some police women stops me and asks if I have seen anything, tell her no. she lets me go. >keep walking and some fat muslim officer stops me and says im being detained and that I look suspicious >keeps me in the pouring rain for 30 minutes while he sits inside his car doing shit WOW THANKS A LOT MUHAMMAD fucking hate police here. only thing they do is stop white people and let muslims do whatever the fuck they want with no consequences ---224323693 Get fucked with over nothing and they let the real stuff slide. Whenever I got a regular traffic ticket some asshole tried to turn it into a drug bust. Asks the same questions over and over, giving me a chance to come clean on my "lies" and then they threaten to get a dog out to check. Then when I get pulled over drunk it's like we're buddies. I was standing around talking shit and joking with 5 cops then they let me walk home. Get in a nasty fight and they help me write the report as self defense. ---224324020 >>224301022 Your a dumb cunt some fuck head cop is gonna light you up and when your bleeding out you’ll realise your retarded ---224324396 >>224297369 Pretty nice actually, watched them beat down some drug addict who were stealing some wheels of a bike, was visiting my mother and she is always up early so she called police when she saw the drug addict around the bike I woke up from hearing her talk on the phone (she has bad hearing so for some reason she talks loudly) and i had just gotten dressed when the cops came walking towards him with a drawn baton After beating him to the ground they just stood there and talked with him for like 20 minutes until they put him in the police-car and drove away ---224324473 >>224297369 well I haven't been beaten or shot since I know how to behave. ---224325234 >>224297369 no problems, last encounter was a cop approaching my car telling me they have to block the intersection for maybe five minutes. a drone landed, some dude put it in a suitcase and the cops unblocked the road. i also love qt female cops :^) ---224325284 >>224297369 haven't lost a game of simon says yet ---224325381 >>224297653 >60 in a 50 try 51 in a 50 ---224325420 >>224297842 Too bad you weren’t one of the ones that got shot nigger ---224325516 Got arrested once. I deserved it. The cops were respectful considering the circumstances. ---224325541 >>224321275 Agreed. They have taken a decidly bad turn over the last 10 years They seem to defer the pursuit of actual criminals in favor of harrassing law abiding people trying to defend their own property conclusion>masonic scum ---224326062 >>224297369 Cops take out the nigger trash. It's a thankless job. I do however have a problem with the legislature and DUI laws. I think DUI laws are made so whites have to go to court every once in awhile. ---224326145 >>224297369 Generally positive ---224326235 >>224297537 So this is what life is like in a white country holy shit ---224326418 >>224297369 >How have been your interactions with the police? Generally unpleasant, but I suppose you remember those more than the good ones. Once had one let my Dad off with a warning for speeding to take my mother to the hospital in a semi-emergency. Got charged with unruliness as a teen while high as shit. They laughed when I kept telling them my mother's name was a male name several times (Tom and Mike, No...Mike and Tom...on and on. I'd wonder if they'd laugh now). Had one cop think I was some black larcenist because I had on a red coat and was out at night, taking my non driving sister who lived down the street to work and buying a soda from a vending machine because she made me wait. That was retarded, but they got jobs to do. They came back and interviewed my again in the morning saying they had me on tape. Bullshit. Turned an AF intelligence officer's wallet that fell off his car and got the full 20 question treatment there too. Again, it at least makes sense when some 20yr has a glownigger's wallet in a fake utility outfit. (We were 'sister companies' with the utility, so we looked as much like them in our uniforms as possible. It was an 'official' uniform, but I wasn't working for the utility. Had to explain that several times to cops when scared old ladies called them on me or someone working the next street, but they were mostly cool.) You tend to forget the times when they spend 3 minutes and tell you to have a nice day. I'd imagine most cops would prefer that way if they aren't some power hungry tool. Overheard a Sheriff and State Trooper complain about shady cops when picking my Dad up from a DUI checkpoint once. (I don't recommend driving drunk btw, I had to pay his fees since he wasn't working at the time.) ---224326421 >>224297369 I'm mulato, so when I get too much Sun I end up black. Then the motherfucking popo stops me at every corner and treat me like a criminal. When I'm white they don't care about me. ---224326457 >>224297369 >>224297369 Terrible. I was the victim of a crime and the butch lady detective asked me the same question two different ways, one was ‘when was the last time you were with him?’ Next was ‘when was the last time you saw him?’ Now, for me, this means two different things. But for her it was her ‘gotcha’ moment. Never mind that when I was being questioned I was sleep deprived, emotionally wrecked, and completely lost. Anyways, she basically said I was a liar over that, and my past criminal record. (Which was always victim free crimes and never involved lying). They arrest him and charge him with a slew of other crimes that he had obviously committed while attacking me. Like drugs, etc. so then we move to trial and they want me to testify. He ends up with ten years, the judge knew what happened and was pretty based as far as I could tell. Detective cunt, was still a cunt, and the DA was pretty based to, threw everything they had at him, they were tired of him pretending to shot me in court with his handcuffed hands I think. Anyways, ten years goes by, I’m married with kids and he gets out, my tree ends up mutilated and he has a history of doing weird stuff like that, left arrow heads under my moms tires, flooded out my grandmas car, etc. so I wonder if this is like a warning. He had only been out for a couple years and I had been waiting for him to try and kill me. So I call the cops Incase this becomes a pattern or I end up murdered I’ll have documentation to show what’s been happening. Cop laughs at me. Tells me I’m paranoid and that he will make the report anyways. I don’t call the cops anymore. I despise them. Which is funny because you would think I would hate my arresting officer, but I actually thanked him after me trial, I was going down the wrong path and he helped me out by doing his job proper. ---224326482 >>224297369 >tfw whole family is in law enforcement >tfw reading some of /pol/s nigger stories about how “mean” these cops treated them after behaving like subhumans >”fuck pigs xD” Jail is for niggers and if you spend more than a single night there then congratulations, you’re a fucking nigger ---224326559 >>224326062 Stop driving drunk you fucking nigger You have zero right to get behind the wheel of a car and put other peoples life in danger just because you have no impulse control and think you can drink anywhere you want ---224326648 Mixed. I used to go fishing almost daily at the canals in Phoenix at around 12-3 am, so I'd get questioned by cops a lot. Every time they were just checking to make sure I wasn't some hobo or degenerate and then they'd tell me about some of their fishing stories and then move on. Never even bothered to check my license (I don't use one). The bad is when I need them to do something. Used to live in a really bad area that literally had a meth dealer's house nearby. Every single person in the neighborhood knew, it was insanely obvious what they were doing, and the cops even said they are constantly being called to that house. Still there to this day. I get that it's not entirely their fault though. ---224326733 >>224326648 Impossible to do anything to the meth dealer if they can’t get a warrant Best they can hope for us catching him in the road with the drugs on him, but if he’s “smart” he’d just leave it in his home ---224326760 >>224326559 Fuck off pussy. Men drink and if I ran over your bitch ass we could just call it natural selection. The world would be better off with one less bitch in it. ---224326823 >>224297369 For the most part, if I am respectful to them, they are respectful to me ---224326864 >>224326733 I think they would have probably had an easier time arresting these people, had it not been a county island. Like I said, I get that's not their fault, but at the same time they can be blamed for just going along with crap like that, and cops have a tendency to just take whatever stupid administrative changes happen on the chin without questioning them. ---224326923 >>224326457 Tits or GTFO roastie ---224326932 >>224297369 I'm not a nigger so all of them have been fine. Police are generally good people, they have families and they're just trying make money and protect us. ---224326956 >>224297369 The actual interactions were pleasant. They told me what I did wrong, what would be the fine and allowed me to go on my way. The non-interactions were much worse. Sneaky fine, letter never arrives home, my account was frozen because the State can do that whenever it wants if you don't pay your taxes or fines. Had to borrow money from friends. The worst part is that the fine was wrong, but since I never knew I had it the deadline to complain was over. ---224327017 I dont think iv ever really interacted with the police. ---224327028 >>224297369 I got my door knocked by campus police at least 3 times because the retard working the front desk couldn't just pull me over and ask about what I was carrying I was also accused of plotting a shooting and guess what? The Cops knew who I was at that point and dropped the thing entirely Fuck the RAs though, I hope you burn in hell, especially you Pablo, you fucking faggot ---224327032 >>224297369 polite and cheerful, how it should be. they protect me from niggers and i applaud'em ---224327076 >>224298135 Fuck the police. I've been robbed multiple times. They told me to buy a security camera for when it happens again. They didn't send anyone around. I have absolutely zero respect for our cops. Not to mention the amount of diversity quotas they have that make it easy for any brown multigendered transfluid people to get in with less merit because they're "diverse." What an absolute joke. My uncle was a very senior officer in a major city here in NZ (don't wanna DOX myself), but he ran red lights all the time and was also charged with drink driving during his tenure (but managed to go Scott-free on a technicality). People that become cops would be criminals if they weren't cops. ---224327087 >>224326760 >one less bitch You mean you after you get to spend life in prison? They tend to throw the book at you degenerates that think that driving drunk and killing people isn’t a problem >hurr men drink me man me strong unga bunga You’re a literal nigger, beholden to your base desires with no impulse control ---224327134 >>224327087 Tell me more about how you respect women ---224327178 >>224297499 This but then I'm a white dude and not a nigger so, yep. ---224327200 >>224326923 Omg. I haven’t seen this in a looong time ---224327207 Pretty good but they're still ZOGbots ---224327219 >>224297369 I'M TRAVELING ---224327223 >>224326823 True, but when they think you've been robbing people, they aren't very nice. The 20 question treatment is annoying as fuck when you know you did nothing wrong. As someone said earlier, they'll ask you the same basic question multiple times, and invade your sense of privacy as much as you let them. In the story of them questioning me for being out late (I was like 29) when taking my sister to work, they eventually asked to search my bedroom. I let them because it was beyond retarded at that point. I probably shouldn't have, but fatigue with bs was setting in. They did catch the guy though eventually. Not sure they appreciated me cursing while explaining I knew my rights while letting them do that though. ---224327293 I'm a 911 dispatcher so. Great! Pro-tip: Don't act like a feral nigger around cops. ---224327325 >>224327134 Fucking cope dude. >if you call me a worthless nigger for being unable to drive without being a drunk you must be a soiboi who respects women How many DUIs do you have on your record nigger? ---224327366 >>224297369 Mixed. But they're usually idiots. ---224327423 >>224327076 New Zealand cops are some of the worst people I've ever met. The only thing standing in the way of their corruption is their incompetence ---224327500 >>224297638 Actually.. Based leaf ---224327563 >>224327293 How many of your calls come from niggers? ---224327583 just remember they're doing their jobs. we're not entitled to be above suspiciouness because you dress well or have fair phenotypes. police is on a daily war and corrupt mofos are a minority even on hueland. respect and be respected. ---224327624 >>224326760 I bet your one of those scrawny lanklets that never stands up for yourself. ---224327641 >>224327200 Spoken like a true roastie ---224327669 >>224327583 >we're not entitled to be above suspiciouness because you dress well or have fair phenotypes We are, at least here. Innocent until proven guilty. ---224327698 >>224297369 Terrible, a cop pulled me out of school and sent me to juvy till I was 18 because I had a bit of weed. KILL ALL FUCKING COPS! ---224327711 So, if cops first line of defense against rogue dogs is shooting them, doesn't that mean everybody who goes outside should be carrying a gun? Plus, fuck the police. ---224327731 >>224326457 Never speak to the cops without a lawyer. They'll say "if you're innocent, why do you need a lawyer?" Reply "I'll wait for my attorney." That's it. You don't have to say a single thing until your lawyer gets there. ---224327745 >>224297369 I was speeding through the center of town (40 in a 25) after picking up groceries for dinner. Upon explaining to the officer that my wife is making steak tips for dinner, he let me off without any repercussions. >tfw white ---224327752 >>224327711 We wouldn't need cops if the workers armed themselves. ---224327822 >>224327669 Yeah but to be proven guilty SOMEONE has to be under suspicion And if you’re around a scene of a crime and they suspect you, it takes like ten seconds for them to figure out whether you’re guilty or not Innocent until proven guilty is just court room talk, has absolutely nothing to do with police work ---224327823 >>224327752 We wouldn't need workers if we gassed all the Jews ---224327844 >>224327669 guilty=/=suspicious but yeah.. you follow anglo-saxon codes, we follow roman. there's plenty do different interpretations for everything ---224327861 >>224297369 ---224327964 >>224327823 Who would build the camps nigger? Class exists and you have more in common with a nigger than a billionaire. ---224327987 >>224297369 Some are massive, unrelenting cunts. Others are cool. It's a crapshoot, but most cops aren't particularly bright otherwise they wouldn't be fucking cops. Still I have respect for some of them ---224328050 >>224297369 I don't trust cops and there are many cunts, but my personal interactions have been alright. I've spent a night in jail, they offered me a ride home but it would be too late and I had to get to work. Got my work knife confiscated but got off without a fine. And they've been cool with other minor things. ---224328103 >>224305623 kek ---224328126 Was doorman/vip host in Toronto for long time. Lots of interaction with cops. They are set up to fail in a way. Forced to work with cucks and women who make their jobs even riskier. Higher ups and local government pressure them to do the opposite of what would work. It's an absolute shit show (here anyway). 10% of the cops are doing all the crime fighting and hard work. The rest are collecting pay cheques and flashing their tin to impress people and get free shit. Cops make well over 100k/year here with overtime/court/pay duty work. So many take the money and do what they are told, so they don't lose their gravy train job. The top 10% are usually fucking awesome stand-up guys until they have families and it's just not worth it doing all the work and life risking so some little midget lesbian can be a pretend crime fighter. Real fucking shitshow at the end of the day. 3D printers probably gonna be very important here and in rural areas for protecting yourself. It won't be the "Police Service" ... ---224328169 >>224297369 Never had a problem with the police, probably because I'm not a criminal nigger. ---224328201 I got pulled over yesterday for my license plate light being out after going to a concert and they hit me with the "I smell weed so we're gonna search your shit" said alright, i was at a concert and I haven't smoked in over a year for my job. Good luck. They tore up my car and threatened to bring a dog in and kept saying "it'll be easier if you just tell us where it is" they found nothing except a stem which I'm pretty sure they put there because I've never taken weed outside of the bag in my car. All in all, not a bad time because I knew they wouldn't find anything. Just a waste of time ---224328220 >>224327987 >It's a crapshoot, but most cops aren't particularly bright otherwise they wouldn't be fucking cops. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0OpnJ97WrtU On average they're smarter slightly than the public, but they shy away from high IQ people. I'd assume to please 'diversity' and the unions. ---224328244 >>224297369 I got a ticket for going 5 under once, despite the fact it was raining they said I was impeding traffic. Also when I was 17-18 I was pulled over and the cop asked only my black friend to get out of the car so he could search him for weed which he thought he smelled ---224328336 >>224297369 >be me be black >wasn’t doing nothing except driving along in nigga wagon that was stolen >guns and drugs in trunk >previous convictions for firearms and violence >cop pulls me over >points gun and tells me to get out the car >i start shouting and waving my arms about >more cops come >thisisbecauseianblack.jpg >cops are all shouting now and pointing guns at me telling me to put my hands on the wheel >decide to start shouting a and screaming more and wave my hands around >decide to suddenly grab my sunglasses for no reason >cops put a hundred bullets in me >be dead he didn’t do anything wrong why our the cops so racist ---224328448 >>224297369 Did you ask him if he knows how bad things really are ---224328524 >>224301640 >This doesn't apply to military police, who are complete garbage at all times. storytime? ---224328552 >>224297495 Because your cops are the descendants of criminals ---224328603 >>224327563 I live in rural Kentucky, so none. Cops here mostly just deal with drunk shitheads beating up, or getting beaten up, with their wife. Another friendly reminder: Not all feral niggers are black. All blacks have the potential to be a feral nigger though. ---224328610 >>224297369 Very risky, since I didn't wear a condom and ''safe days'' are only a meme ---224328634 >>224297369 I have had numerous interactions with the police, I’d say 90% were negative. I can’t say they are an asset to society, they’re basically just glorified highway robbers. ---224328652 >>224297369 >How have been your interactions with the police? Neighborly. I live in a neighborhood full of cops from different police departments. ---224328672 Some of them are regular dudes just doing a job, most interactions have been fine. But a lot of them are power tripping assholes, especially if you're from out of state. They'll give you a speeding ticket knowing full well you'll just pay it instead of traveling 2 states over again for 1 day in court. I got one for going 4 over on the freeway. I'm not going to say all cops are bastards, but if they DOTR comes, I'm going to target them simply because some of them are state puppets. ---224328787 >>224299105 And now you're in Portugal. Stay in your cave, nigger. ---224328794 >>224297537 paarthurnax cant hold his fucking drink ---224328821 Guy parked wayy too close to my car while I was shopping. The flared fenders bumped against his as I was trying to squeeze out but there was no damage or paint transfer. Police show up to my door 2 hour after I came home and said some random cuck saw me scrape against his car and drive off. Got put in cuffs and spent 2 hours in a cell until my girlfriend paid my 150 dollar bail. Went to court a month later and got charged with "Too fast for conditions" and had to pay a 170 dollar probation fee ---224328875 True story: I pulled you over for speeding >It’s about time, I speed up and down this road every night [snickering intensifies] Okay, I’m going to let you off with a warning. Now what just happened? *both hands were on the steering wheel at all times. This means at no time did I exit the vehicle or reach for anything. *I “disarmed” the officer with a humorous observation devised on the spot. It did not challenge or humiliate him. *I didn’t come off as evasive, no suspicions were aroused. Another incident: Anon, have you been drinking tonight? >I wish! I didn’t get to the convenience store until 2:01 and they ran me out when I tried to buy beer. [chuckles in relief] okay, have a good night Do you see how easy this is, even with reddit spacing? Don’t be an asshole and you’ll probably survive your encounter. Or, if you have all fucking night to dick around, you can go the sovereign citizen route for Youtube clicks. [chuckles] ---224329008 >>224328524 >storytime? They are super aggressive. Worked near a base once, and they were out there with rifles (they have jurisdiction on all adjoining roads as well) on every fender bender. Had a fren get lost at night once and stopped at what he thought was an abandoned factory that was gated off to look at his maps. They put the lights on him and pointed rifles at him, then made sure he knew to look at his 'fucking maps' at the nearest McDonalds parking lot and that they would shoot if he didn't turn around in front of the guardhouse. Not sure I find fault with it, but they are aggressive. Dealing with a bunch of testosterone fueled young men mostly will do that I suppose. ---224329943 >>224327711 Okay how the fuck did the cop fuck up that much? ---224330082 All good. CCW holder. I am always respectful to the police. Hell, a couple of times they’ve even let me out of a ticket with just a warning. One time the officer and I had some talk which guns we like and what. Many people do not realize that simply being courteous and respectful will get the same in return. The “am I being detained” shitheads are one such group. Treat someone like shit and guess what you’ll get in return? Not a big surprise. I think most police are good people doing a tough job. I doubt I could do their job. Try being nice to the police and my experience is you’ll get the same back. If you’re a criminal POS well, don’t be a criminal POS because no one no one likes criminal POS. Pretty simple. ---224330099 >>224328603 Worse call you've gotten? Some grisly murder in progress or something? ---224330187 Good. I've been searched for drugs twice this summer. I have nothing to hide so there was no problem at all. ---224330269 >>224297369 I got caught with my mates drunk at 4am doing belly flops in the local swimming pool. It was closed. Niggers made me donate 30 dollars to the pool. 10/10 ---224330608 >>224309793 You hand your concealed carry permit to the officer along with your license and registration, on with said permit on top. The officer will ask if you have a firearm in the car, you answer yes. The officer will ask where it is, you will tell him where it is. The officer may ask you to step out of the vehicle, cuff you, retrieve your firearm, then uncuff you and proceed with the stop. The officer may also not bother. The officer will either way thank you for your cooperation. Upon completion of the traffic stop the officer will return your firearm if it was temporarily confiscated. ---224330651 I wouldn't know. Our cops don't shoot everyone everyday like yours do, burger. ---224330924 >>224330651 Also, you don't have public sex offender registry lists, so you can work on that. Someone was trying to solve a kidnapping last night, and there was nothing to look up except some faggot Canadian redditor's comments how progressive it was to not make them public. ---224331132 >>224297369 >interior lights on. >engine off >keys on dash >all windows rolled down >wallet on dash, with insurance and license >hands on dash >smile on face >https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Lk7To-h9m78 ---224331333 >>224297369 >Driving high as fuck >Random licence/alcohol control >Show licence and blow in the tube >Everything looks good have a good evening >Smuggling drugs from denmark on the train >costums ask "is this your bag?" (It contains a few kgs of cannabis) >Yes, I start standing up >Ok, good. >Biking home shitfaced (which is illegal in this nanny state) >You are in no condition to bike, walk home >Dismount and start pushing the bike home Feels good to be white ---224332640 > How have been your interactions with the police? Love a man in uniform. >love him out of it too ---224333256 >>224297369 basically jannies for rl..do it for free too mostly ---224333347 Mostly pretty polite, but that's because I grew up in a small town, the one's in cities are a different breed, maybe that's just because they have different people to deal with. Either way, always always always keep your words to a minimum and if in doubt say nothing when interacting with police w/o a lawyer present. ---224333501 Quit trying to humanize the nigger ranchers. Cops exist for one reason and one reason alone: to keep niggers and other undesirable minorities out of rich white people zones where the politicians and ceos live.

----- ---224326427 Hey Guys. Sadly my HD broke down. Can you all please post your best happy merchant memes so I at least have a basic stock for everyday use? Are there any nice new antisemeitic memes that I missed?

---224326557 >>224326427 Lurk moar ---224329502 >>224326557 ---224329782 >>224329593 This is hilarious! ---224329858 >>224326427 I liked this one too ---224330007 >>224329861 This is the best one. Actually the one that looks like this but has the text on the side showing what Shlomo is saying ---224330148 and that will be all for today Hans ---224330172 Yeeeesss, Pilot, keep spending those C-bills on Mechs you’ll use maybe once ---224330271 >>224326427 “Ph'nglui mglw'nafh Cthulhu R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn. In his house at R'lyeh dead Cthulhu waits dreaming.” ---224330433 >>224326427 Also the old school stuff is nice. Here the "politician" who has only your best interest in mind. ---224330675 >>224326427 More old school ---224330715 >tfw jewish and still laugh at these Whats wrong with me ---224330782 >>224326427 While duckducking for old school happy merchant I found this US cartoon, that is more relevant than ever.

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---224330488 The global white genocide uses mass immigration to drive up the cost of living so Europeans don't have families. This creates a positive feedback loop of endless mass immigration. ---224330587 Just wait for an economic crisis and it will fix itself. ---224330840 >>224330587 Are you this dense? ---224330938 >>224330347 Women rights and making women work in men's positions is causing the downfall of white populations. ---224331036 >>224330840 They don’t have endless hordes of niggers ---224331291 >>224330587 >economic crisis happens >go-guys we have to open our borders, otherwise the economy will collapse

----- ---224316575 This is what a racially pure couple looks like.

---224316607 This is racial purity. ---224316754 >>224316575 This is why we have /fit/ ---224316891 That shits not pure ---224316928 >>224316575 Atleast he's not an incel, like OP ---224316979 >>224316575 cherrypicking was invented by white people,you really think you can use it against us? ---224317043 while i hope they dont procreate i glad two ugos get to be happy with one another ---224317529 at least they're happy, good on them to be honest ---224318195 >>224317043 >>224317529 Eh, good way to look at it I guess ---224318366 at least their kids wont be black and you never know they might get a hot daughter that keeps fit all white couples are a success, well almost ---224318454 >racially pure >Irish manlet ---224318565 >>224316575 Guarantee if they had healthy diets and exercise you’d have to find a different couple with eating disorders to use for your cherry pick. ---224318634 >>224316575 Phwoar! Hold my beer cunt I’m going in ---224318713 >>224318634 lel ---224318743 Hey, someone needs to slay the landwhales ---224318780 >>224316575 A pig and a rat find love. Excuse me while I vomit ---224318793 >>224317043 Ugos can create pretty daughters. They claim that anyways ---224318838 >>224318743 Green lantern is my favorite dc comic. Shame they only made 2 animated movies. ---224319192 I found them because they're big fans of an "NS Metalcore" band that's... well, it's not great... https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C8OqXhl0wWk ---224319242 Interracial relationships are more eugenic. ---224319264 >>224316575 ---224319279 >>224316575 Wrong. ---224319319 >>224319242 Big man tyrone fittin to get dat green card ---224319663 Great for them, hopefully they'll make many many children. Jews bringing black bull for their women is not a standard anyone should follow. ---224319725 >>224318838 In brightest day In blackest night No evil shall escape my sight Let those who worship evil’s might Beware my power Green Lantern’s light!!! ---224319840 >>224319725 >Broome was born Irving Broome to a Jewish family. Dropped ---224321175 >>224316575 You seem angry. Why do you hate white people? ---224321207 >>224321175 projection ---224321240 >>224319663 This ---224321315 >>224316575 yes it is. ugly people exist in all races ---224325940 >>224316575 Congratulations anon. You look really happy. ---224326141 you envy him because he's had sex and you haven't ---224326204 >>224316575 I'm good with them producing a D level white baby. That child will never try to murder me or my family. ---224326326 >>224326204 OTOH Tyrone and Jamarcus will try to murder my family so I am against them. ---224327057 >>224326326 If why white people move to the suburbs is unclear to you bugmen this is why. Peace. Not getting murdered is incredibly valuable. ---224327146 >>224316575 Pure racially American ---224327168 >>224316575 This is what a Jew troll post for the stupid White man looks like ---224330664 >>224316575 They look happy, just leave them alone you autistic fag! I wish I had someone like he does, I'm so fucking lonely I'm losing my mind.