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Did some research. I approve this post
13
lets be honest we all started before we hit puberty and in my case I started when playing with that shit when I was 9
a man simply doesn't talk about the porn he watches
bruh
Even the younglings are learning I approve
My eyes even lost their virginity last week when i got to see boobies and i got to squeeze some too but she was clothed so hands are half virgins and you may not know this but if you are going 90 km/h in a car roll down the window and put your hand out and squeeze it feels like you are squeezing boobies!
^yes
Is there something wrong with that?
No posts after 0000 est
fellow gæ, the mods pretty much banned shitposts
Mods are trying to be parents. We don't need this noise so we are rebelling.
Noone is posting to rebel against them
that's a pretty big oof, what about this monday riot-
People are angry rhat they cant shitpost anymore because the mods made a new rule about that. Also I love birds too
Tl;dr Mods want to add no shitposting rule and the community hates it
REEEEE
��
goddammit not this shit again
Nice
Fucking apex players
apex is gay as shit lmao
Fucking degenerates
fucking normies
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I was on my chromebook
You got a device in your hand, play a game or just browse reddit
Well I’d say your revolution hasn’t exactly done jack shit yet. But hey! Maybe that’ll change in the next 24h
Wow the revolution that’s lasted like what a fucking hour with lots of time left also it’s funny how you couldn’t give a counter argument
If I wanted to, I would’ve
My favourite
Well you go do that AND FUCK OFF
Because they either delete any post with a significant amount of upvotes against it and would most likely ignore you if you messaged them and so if there is a big event with lots of people like a revolution say they might listen. I believe we shouldn’t be to hard on the mods and I think they are great but they have gone against the people in the subreddit and made a mistake in most of the people’s eyes and I want them to be able to see that and change it
Then do its my pleasure come on
Hmmm GO FUCK YOURSELF
It’s funny how you couldn’t fuck off when I asked you to. I didn’t want to have this conversation but here we are
Today is No Post M..day, a protest to strict rules enforced by the mods. They have deleted posts against them in reddit as well as discord in an attempt to silence us. They shall no longer. If you got this comment, please delete your post as it does not comply with No Post M..day And remember comrades in arms, VIVE LA REVOLUTION!
That’d be nice
You still haven’t given me a counter argument you’ve literally resorted to calling me names
Eat pure caffeine
Go to a different sub
Telling everyone to delete their posts as if it’s actually gonna do anything is stupid. If you hate the rule so much why don’t you just message the mods and talk to them about it? Clearly a lot of people think the same and if the aren’t 100% gay they’ll change it or find a compromise
Gay cunt
Oh great that means you can go find someone else to fondle your balls
Most of the sub is with the revolution
Hey buddy r/feemagers is always there if you wanna migrate to somewhere else where you’re not wanted
Why you against the revolution
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Wow you’re such a fucking fag. Go tell your friends about your gay little “revolution” you’re accomplishing so much today on reddit. Fucking loser I swear.
I don’t give a fuck
I’m sorry dude, maybe wait a day to post this is gonna get downvoted to hell
Jokes aside, try to sleep at least 1-3 hours. You'll feel like absolute shit when you wake up, but trust me, it's a lifesaver later in the day.
Meth
Coffee
I knew I was forgetting something when I went to the kitchen earlier. Thanks!
They sit on toddlers and absorb them into thier body fat
Then parents would be sued for both negligence and abuse. World populations plummet due to your great idea. Om nom nom
Explains, I have different associations with Babysitting
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Babysitting, Sitting on a baby
Explain?
it’s my god given right to sit on babies and you will not take that away
Nugget biscuit Nugget in a biscuit dip it it all in mashed potatoes
Fries
It’s kinda a dick move to not reply to a friend who messages you, but you don’t need to be the first one to contact someone every single day.
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They don’t even message me. They tell my friends behind my back that ‘I never try to keep a friendship’ and expect me to hear that one or another way and then message them.
Username checks out
They should've known that you are not very social and try to contact you themselves. But since one of your friends is complaining message them and try to talk to them, if they bring up the "you don't care about your friends" thing cut them off, they're not worth your friendship
That one friend is a true friend
Tbh, I had a different character back then. I’d do my utter and complete best to keep up a friendship while the other person did nothing. I’d always have to go to people and start talking with them, literally no one did the same with me (except for one friend). I’m already thinking of cutting them off, for talking like that behind my back. They don’t really know me anymore, and I don’t really care since I don’t see them on an everyday basis.
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Yeah she is! She helped me with a lot of homework and projects when it all was too much for me to handle. She is a real one
Pull out the vial of bubonic plague and use it to delete her
It would be a blessing
Very true, its made me realise I'm so much better without her though, which is good
Thank you dude! You too
Hope you are doing well with your life!
This is why you never tell anyone your u/
Let’s find out who she is. If you’re OP’s ex, you’re a bitch.
Guess I learnt the hard way :')
Fuck, that's really toxic.
This girl touched my butt..
well good for you..... im a virgin
I flex
ok mineta
It’s not my mom or my sister
Nope
Your cousin Dylan then?
Phucc
was it on accident?
Once again, your anime body pillow doesn’t count.
Your mom doesn't count ��
Absolutely insane
Unless..
whatever you say, boomer
ITS NO POST MODAY STOP POSTING
Guy who commented "no posting" just deleted his comment bc he got downvoted. What a guy.
Your comment proved my point. Look at your shit. L
Thank you for your submission. Unfortunately, today is no post monday, so your post must be downvoted to oblivion. If you feel this is unjustified, please reply to this message. No post monday is in protest of new rules on the sub i am a human and this action was preformed automatically, if you have any questions or concerns please see r/teenagersrebellion^

Did some research. I approve this post

13

lets be honest we all started before we hit puberty and in my case I started when playing with that shit when I was 9

a man simply doesn't talk about the porn he watches

bruh

Even the younglings are learning I approve

My eyes even lost their virginity last week when i got to see boobies and i got to squeeze some too but she was clothed so hands are half virgins and you may not know this but if you are going 90 km/h in a car roll down the window and put your hand out and squeeze it feels like you are squeezing boobies!

^yes

Is there something wrong with that?

No posts after 0000 est

fellow gæ, the mods pretty much banned shitposts

Mods are trying to be parents. We don't need this noise so we are rebelling.

Noone is posting to rebel against them

that's a pretty big oof, what about this monday riot-

People are angry rhat they cant shitpost anymore because the mods made a new rule about that. Also I love birds too

Tl;dr Mods want to add no shitposting rule and the community hates it

REEEEE

��

goddammit not this shit again

Nice

Fucking apex players

apex is gay as shit lmao

Fucking degenerates

fucking normies

[removed]

I was on my chromebook

You got a device in your hand, play a game or just browse reddit

Well I’d say your revolution hasn’t exactly done jack shit yet. But hey! Maybe that’ll change in the next 24h

Wow the revolution that’s lasted like what a fucking hour with lots of time left also it’s funny how you couldn’t give a counter argument

If I wanted to, I would’ve

My favourite

Well you go do that AND FUCK OFF

Because they either delete any post with a significant amount of upvotes against it and would most likely ignore you if you messaged them and so if there is a big event with lots of people like a revolution say they might listen. I believe we shouldn’t be to hard on the mods and I think they are great but they have gone against the people in the subreddit and made a mistake in most of the people’s eyes and I want them to be able to see that and change it

Then do its my pleasure come on

Hmmm GO FUCK YOURSELF

It’s funny how you couldn’t fuck off when I asked you to. I didn’t want to have this conversation but here we are

Today is No Post M..day, a protest to strict rules enforced by the mods. They have deleted posts against them in reddit as well as discord in an attempt to silence us. They shall no longer. If you got this comment, please delete your post as it does not comply with No Post M..day And remember comrades in arms, VIVE LA REVOLUTION!

That’d be nice

You still haven’t given me a counter argument you’ve literally resorted to calling me names

Eat pure caffeine

Go to a different sub

Telling everyone to delete their posts as if it’s actually gonna do anything is stupid. If you hate the rule so much why don’t you just message the mods and talk to them about it? Clearly a lot of people think the same and if the aren’t 100% gay they’ll change it or find a compromise

Gay cunt

Oh great that means you can go find someone else to fondle your balls

Most of the sub is with the revolution

Hey buddy r/feemagers is always there if you wanna migrate to somewhere else where you’re not wanted

Why you against the revolution

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Wow you’re such a fucking fag. Go tell your friends about your gay little “revolution” you’re accomplishing so much today on reddit. Fucking loser I swear.

I don’t give a fuck

I’m sorry dude, maybe wait a day to post this is gonna get downvoted to hell

Jokes aside, try to sleep at least 1-3 hours. You'll feel like absolute shit when you wake up, but trust me, it's a lifesaver later in the day.

Meth

Coffee

I knew I was forgetting something when I went to the kitchen earlier. Thanks!

They sit on toddlers and absorb them into thier body fat

Then parents would be sued for both negligence and abuse. World populations plummet due to your great idea. Om nom nom

Explains, I have different associations with Babysitting

[deleted]

Babysitting, Sitting on a baby

Explain?

it’s my god given right to sit on babies and you will not take that away

Nugget biscuit Nugget in a biscuit dip it it all in mashed potatoes

Fries

It’s kinda a dick move to not reply to a friend who messages you, but you don’t need to be the first one to contact someone every single day.

This thread has been flaired as *[Serious]*. Please be aware that this marks it as a place for serious discussion only and that any unserious content in this thread will be met with [infraction point(s)](https://www.reddit.com/r/teenagers/wiki/rules#wiki_point_system.3A). If your comment does not contribute to the discussion in a serious manner it will be removed. Please report any comments that do not respect this rule. *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/teenagers) if you have any questions or concerns.*

They don’t even message me. They tell my friends behind my back that ‘I never try to keep a friendship’ and expect me to hear that one or another way and then message them.

Username checks out

They should've known that you are not very social and try to contact you themselves. But since one of your friends is complaining message them and try to talk to them, if they bring up the "you don't care about your friends" thing cut them off, they're not worth your friendship

That one friend is a true friend

Tbh, I had a different character back then. I’d do my utter and complete best to keep up a friendship while the other person did nothing. I’d always have to go to people and start talking with them, literally no one did the same with me (except for one friend). I’m already thinking of cutting them off, for talking like that behind my back. They don’t really know me anymore, and I don’t really care since I don’t see them on an everyday basis.

[removed]

Yeah she is! She helped me with a lot of homework and projects when it all was too much for me to handle. She is a real one

Pull out the vial of bubonic plague and use it to delete her

It would be a blessing

Very true, its made me realise I'm so much better without her though, which is good

Thank you dude! You too

Hope you are doing well with your life!

This is why you never tell anyone your u/

Let’s find out who she is. If you’re OP’s ex, you’re a bitch.

Guess I learnt the hard way :')

Fuck, that's really toxic.

This girl touched my butt..

well good for you..... im a virgin

I flex

ok mineta

It’s not my mom or my sister

Nope

Your cousin Dylan then?

Phucc

was it on accident?

Once again, your anime body pillow doesn’t count.

Your mom doesn't count ��

Absolutely insane

Unless..

whatever you say, boomer

ITS NO POST MODAY STOP POSTING

Guy who commented "no posting" just deleted his comment bc he got downvoted. What a guy.

Your comment proved my point. Look at your shit. L

Thank you for your submission. Unfortunately, today is no post monday, so your post must be downvoted to oblivion. If you feel this is unjustified, please reply to this message. No post monday is in protest of new rules on the sub i am a human and this action was preformed automatically, if you have any questions or concerns please see r/teenagersrebellion^