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You know, i used to be on an avocado diet |
Before i found out that avocados were fattening. |
Did you know avocados were fattening? |
No. |
You know, it's amazing. |
You see them |
In health food stores, you never think |
Of them as being bad for you, |
But they're very, very fattening. |
So then i started |
Working as a beauty consultant. |
You're so tense. |
Take a deep breath. |
Come on, come on. |
Take a real deep breath. |
Yeah. |
Isn't that good? |
Feel better? |
Yeah. |
Yeah, good. |
You know, it's amazing |
What a little bit of makeup can do. |
Yeah. |
It can make anybody look beautiful. |
Yeah. |
I guess i'm a people person. |
Yeah. |
Oh, that's the oven. |
Stay. |
Huh? |
Damn it, elizabeth. |
Where are you? |
Ahh. |
Ahh. |
I hope you don't feel uncomfortable, |
My being walter's daughter. |
No. |
No, no. |
Good. |
What? |
Well, you're the first man i've gone out with |
That hasn't just tried to jump on me. |
I am? |
Ahem. |
Where is everybody? |
A little burnt, but edible, i think. |
We can't put the phone down |
For a minute, can we? |
- Oh! |
- What? |
You should get that. |
No. |
No, no, no. |
It could be my father. |
Your father? |
Where? |
No, no, the phone. |
The phone. |
Oh. |
The phone, the phone. |
Your father. |
The phone. |
Hello? |
Hello? |
Who's this? |
Uh, who do you wanna speak to? |
Spencer. |
Uh, yeah. |
This is spencer. |
Spencer who? |
Spencer barnes. |
Who am i speaking to? |
He's there! |
Debbie, debbie, i need you |
To drive me to walter's. |
Oh, spencer, you'll feel better |
After you've eaten. |
Debbie, he's there! |
But spencer-- He's there! |
We were just starting to get... funky. |
Debbie, i need you to drive me |
To walter's r-R-Right away. |
How 'bout after dinner? |
No, no, no, no! |
I've gotta go immediately! |
Oh, spencer! |
Debbie. |
Spencer, y-Y-You know, you know, |
All you've done since i've met you |
Was complain. |
Ohh. |
I mean, you know, |
I-I-I can't take it anymore. |
Wha-- |
I've been your-- Your chauffeur, |
An-An-And your cook, an-And your shrink. |
Debbie, really. |
No, no! |
I really-- I mean, i don't know |
What's happened to you since high school, |