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Really great volunteering opportunity in Dunferline 👇. You'd be joining a great team! | 0 | 0 | 0 |
Adele is in this episode of Ugly Betty and I really had to double take on her. | 0 | 0 | 1 |
Been looking forward to today all weekend. Mondays are the best. I feel fresh and ready to start the week. SAID NO ONE EVER!! | 1 | 1 | 4 |
Campbell is the last person on the Planet to lecture anyone on lying. He is the ultimate past master of the bare faced lie. Indeed it could be argued that he practically invented it | 0 | 0 | 2 |
So proud of seeing everyone graduate this year 🥺🥺🥺 I can’t wait till it’s my turn | 0 | 0 | 0 |
The Prime Minister is such a constant liar. Yet again he is lying about Brexit. | 0 | 0 | 0 |
My club 💙 we love you Arthur 💙 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
i can believe some believe are complaining about having to wear masks and doing frequent covid tests. it really isn't that hard and just protects our loved ones and others around us! | 0 | 0 | 1 |
It was awfully wet on the roads today it was hard driving conditions but i have made it in | 0 | 0 | 0 |
More than our fair share of pelters in this section tonight 🙄 | 0 | 0 | 2 |
One of my costumers saw me reading at work a few days ago: he came in today with 3 books for me 🖤😭 I love my job x | 0 | 0 | 0 |
Todd Cantwell not getting in that side. Some fall that | 0 | 0 | 1 |
Things ralfie must have learned today.
1) everyone plays against us as if they are in the a European up final.
2) Rashford needs a rest (ie dropping)
3) Fred is quality. | 0 | 0 | 0 |
i NEED a drum machine who tryna buy me one from christmas | 0 | 0 | 1 |
Ralph's got his name in the hat | 0 | 0 | 0 |
First name on the team sheet today: Frederico Rodrigues de Paula Santos 😎 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
Who have ever see and read any letter or statement write by Kate Middleton for 10 years and more? | 0 | 0 | 0 |
Yeah another Kim Kardashian Instagram post. What trash...both. | 0 | 0 | 2 |
Pretty sure we won’t be happy until half the team is off injured tonight 😭 | 0 | 1 | 5 |
7:41am and there's a young lad getting off a train with a pint can of Stella and a super king. Those were the days 😂 | 0 | 0 | 2 |
It’s crazy how you can tell someone what you’re going through 1000x and they just dismiss it | 0 | 1 | 3 |
Weekend trip to Chester 🚂recommendations and top tips welcome please… 🙂🙂 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
What I love about this iconic scene is that Geri proved that’s it’s possible to overact, whilst being unable to actually act. That’s pretty fascinating. | 0 | 1 | 4 |
If only being clever, meant people had the ability to challenge and discuss the things they think they know, rather than repeating what they've been taught | 0 | 0 | 2 |
Politics is like waves, they depend on the wind where it blows | 1 | 0 | 0 |
Respectable draw & good performance in France, Resting some key players & extra minutes in tank for some , looking forward to the Draw on Monday 😉🔴⚪️🔵 | 0 | 0 | 1 |
There are a bazillion things to do in my small town of Wadsworth. One thing you can do is ride horses on the moon and sing songs with Abe Lincoln in the bar. On top of that, I recommend eating a hundred gallons of ice cream at any local ice cream shop downtown. Some of the flavors that they have are out of this world! Additionally in the winter, I like to go over to a place called kill hill next to the main highway. The hill is up extremely high, you can see the whole world from there! It has to be at least a million feet tall! | 1 | 1 | 5 |
Government- “all over 40’s must have booster jab by end of January!” NHS website *rubs hands together in glee* “oh yes? I think not…!” 🙄 | 1 | 1 | 3 |
Just been refused some headache tables because apparently I look younger than 16. Sixteen. Six. Teen. | 0 | 1 | 3 |
Wake up. Hundreds of sports people across the world are collapsing and some dying with chest pains at sports events. | 0 | 0 | 0 |
Probably Jude mate | 0 | 0 | 0 |
Don’t be so afraid of dying that you forget how to live | 0 | 0 | 0 |
Politicians need to abide by covid restrictions just like the rest of the population | 0 | 0 | 0 |
you know it’s Christmas when the video comes out, brilliant again, well done 🎄 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
Why aren’t we finding a way to distribute our lovely country fairly?It cannot be right that a tiny amount of people own the land, the buildings and the money. | 0 | 0 | 0 |
Might need my eyes checking but I think I just saw Maxine Peake in Deansgate | 0 | 0 | 1 |
I'm a bit biased but I have to say this was fantastic. The talent in the young people on our island is amazing. Well done everyone.
Please retweet if you saw the production and agree with me. | 0 | 0 | 0 |
Quite ironic how people such as Andrew Neil labelled me a stalinist whilst he himself becomes one | 0 | 0 | 1 |
I’ve completely lost my will power. If anyone finds it please can you return it. | 0 | 1 | 3 |
why am i cryin actual tears every time i watch this it’s not even funny | 0 | 0 | 0 |
Well this is awesome news to wake up to! | 0 | 1 | 3 |
The 5,000 cases figure in Scotland is partly down to backlog. But of course Sturgeon doesn’t mention this… | 0 | 1 | 5 |
Norwich totally deserved to win that game against United. I wouldn’t be happy with that performance if I was a United fan 🟢🟡 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
no cause i wanna cry now | 0 | 0 | 0 |
Magpies NEVER give up ⚫⚪,
Especially against 12 👀 | 0 | 1 | 3 |
Ive gone with Albert … I think his mind is so wired 😳 he would be hilarious to talk with | 0 | 0 | 1 |
10 dec 2021, 4:46 am, All in on $PYR (28,07$) | 0 | 0 | 0 |
Dry your eyes mate, they're only trousers | 1 | 1 | 4 |
Pair for tomorrow, north bank upper block 102. | 0 | 0 | 0 |
So often a scandal comes out to cover up something else that’s going on… | 0 | 0 | 0 |
You know you’ve become an adult when you have to argue nonsense stuff with 20 different phone numbers of your car insurance company. | 0 | 0 | 1 |
Get vaccinated, it's better for everyone. | 0 | 0 | 0 |
If they oust Johnson as PM, won’t his replacement just say all of the Tories’ corruption was a symptom of his premiership and not endemic? Will faith in the Conservatives be restored & get them re-elected? | 0 | 0 | 0 |
I just know that this is the prank that's going to get Logan Paul cancelled again | 0 | 0 | 1 |
Grant mccann on a nice run of results with Hull👍 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
So many error codes in R today! | 0 | 0 | 0 |
It makes perfect sense that the government is forcing face masks in shops, but all drunk people in bars are immune from covid apparently. Moral of story, alcohol cures everything. | 1 | 1 | 5 |
I don't know why people overlook people dying everywhere when they have the resources to help and support them. | 0 | 0 | 0 |
Ladies anywhere in town do bra strap extenders? | 0 | 0 | 0 |
What’s your Karaoke 🎤 song 🎵? | 0 | 0 | 0 |
13:48 2M0KZN/P (Jonathan) on GM/ES-080 (Cairn-mon-earn, 378m, 1 pt) 14.274 ssb: op jonathan, qrp, windy [SOTA Spotter] [2M0KZN] | 0 | 0 | 0 |
What’s the first spot you hitting up when you get to Ghana with your vaccinated fine self?? | 0 | 0 | 0 |
I see all the reasons Mark has put forward and they are well explained but you need to ask yourself what is he looking at getting out of this ?? | 0 | 0 | 0 |
Who says the NHS isn’t a wonderful thing? | 0 | 0 | 2 |
🎵 Good morning. Song for the day "Communication" by Spandau Ballet 🎶🥳🍷🎄📞 | 0 | 0 | 1 |
Obligatory cat pic of the day | 0 | 0 | 2 |
I thought 🚀🚀🚀 playing agne tonight | 0 | 0 | 0 |
Sorry matey you are totally out of your depth and display no understanding whatsoever, stick to tiddlywinks! | 0 | 1 | 3 |
Really glad to learn that the police operate purely in the style of 'Minority Report'. I was worried they might start looking into crimes AFTER they happen. Phew | 1 | 1 | 5 |
I really haven't a clue why people think GP's aren't working when you look at all the supportive news headlines around! | 1 | 1 | 4 |
Hate how there are different rules for different people. It creates even bigger divisions in society. | 0 | 0 | 0 |
Up the Ralf Ragnicks Reds, the way it should be with United! | 0 | 1 | 3 |
Referee has been absolutely shocking 😡😡😡 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
Do you guys want a new badge, but old shirt? We’ve got you covered. 🤨 | 0 | 0 | 2 |
Need a win tommorow or another relegation battle looms. Imo tommorow is the biggest game of the season so far | 0 | 0 | 0 |
Because Karen from YouTube knows more about science than, you know, actual scientists | 1 | 1 | 5 |
Isn't it just amazing how competent the government are. You know everything is fine when we have a trustworthy PM who doesn't blatantly lie through his teeth. Everything is so great right now!! | 1 | 1 | 5 |
Juicys story well told by Dave Chapelle. | 0 | 0 | 0 |
You either with me, or watching from the outside. No in between | 0 | 0 | 1 |
sometimes it seems like there’s nothing to do when the power is out | 0 | 0 | 0 |
Boris Johnson is a great leader and all his team stick to the covid rules rules | 1 | 1 | 4 |
Some body did a great job taking out bus stop Marylebone Rd | 0 | 1 | 5 |
What’s with the face that women pull when taking mirror selfies, it looks like the face you’d pull when reading the instructions for a complicated bit of tech 🥴😂 | 0 | 1 | 3 |
So many great activities coming up! | 0 | 0 | 0 |
Ma'am this is a bnb why are you decorating this man's Christmas tree with his child | 0 | 1 | 3 |
Tough few weeks so far with the snow and rain! | 0 | 0 | 0 |
A pretty seminal account by Bercow! | 0 | 0 | 2 |
The government has run out of lateral flow tests at a time when they are desperately needed, again. | 0 | 0 | 0 |
An absolutely gorgeous winter’s day. Happy Friday all. 🙂 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
My babe sending jpegs to spice up my day 😍. Omo yii fineee😍🥵❗ | 0 | 0 | 0 |
Wow that sounds amazing Abdul I am so pleased to see a mobile research unit. It would be wonderful to see a video of the inside and what it has to offer. | 0 | 0 | 1 |
The man has been having seizures for a while and they’ve been occurring with more frequency and severity. Like seizures sometimes do. To speculate on his death and link it conspiracy theories is just disrespectful | 0 | 0 | 0 |
NEVER MAKING IT OUT OF THIS ‘HOOD! | 0 | 0 | 1 |
Doing a PhD is not fun or rewarding | 0 | 0 | 1 |
Come on Ralf... get it changed | 0 | 0 | 1 |
THANK CRUNCHY IT'S FRIDAY!
Just a few more hours to the weekend people - have a good one 🤗 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
Can't wait to go back to my old job and be treated like an actual person and be respected again.. | 0 | 0 | 2 |
Now is an amazing time to join the group. Music and arts education have a major role to play in Covid recovery and we need talent and expertise to give the best to all Oxfordshire’s children. Please give it some thought…. | 0 | 0 | 0 |
My last operation had a 300% survival rate. | 0 | 1 | 3 |
We talk about cancel culture or the censorious left but literally several high profile Twitter accounts on the left are just being erased from the platform | 0 | 0 | 0 |