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>britain moving into the post-nannystate>the mummystate
Gove is a Brexiter, May is a quiet Bremainer.Gove is much more trustworthy, but already is hated by the teachers across the UK and looks like someone Ed Milliband could bully.Leadsom is a true Brexiter and she's a proper business woman.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IuYiyLjqkr012:30GOVE IS USELESS TOOFUCKWE'RE FUCKED
>defectDeficit, rather.
Once you go black you never go back.
>Gove just game of throne'd BorisHow? Did he black-mail him? Does he have dirt? I am trying to catch up here...
It's not that simple but ok
>implying this isn't a Tory general
>implying it's not too cold for anyone other than Eastern Europeans
Please kick my ballsack
I think he was memeing.I wouldn't be surprised if he was like Jar Jar Binks, but he was actually a Sith Lord.
NEW BREAD?
If she hand't annihilated out manufacturing industry, she'd be the basest of all PMs. She's still alright in my book though.
Gove was hiding in the shadows and biding his time.
Just read up on Theresa May, she's the british Merkel. Her positions as chairman of the Tories are an exact match with Merkel'sEnjoy your fucking britfags, cucklords, this looks like the UK got played big time.
sabotaged an article boris wrote, and then stuck the knife in by calling him a bellend before boris made his announcement
She has said there must be no attempt to stay in the EU by the back door though and Chris Grayling a Brexiteer from the start supports here.tbqh whoever wins I don't see it going too bad.
Andrea Leadsom will save us.https://youtu.be/VJhph5JWVxU
Wtf I hate Gove now
>If she hand't annihilated out manufacturing industry,The Unions did that mate
will there be more cleavage in the future?
>about to hit 400Where the fuck is the thread starter?
She actually specified she wasn't blocking it literally.At least she's aware of the junk in her trunk.
She'd beat the fuck out of merkel
Corbyn will stay in until the next Election and Abbot will take over and we'll have a fat black PMCap this.
90% of Britposters are total fucking perverts, Christ's sake
only if we mummypost hard enough
He was supposed to be Hang of the King to Boris, that's what it was meant to be, but Gove made a power play for Prime Minster and but in his own bid, saying Boris didn't have what it takes.Boris lost it all, said he would'nt run for PM and everyone hates Boris now.
May is about to get annihilated harder than a 12-year old Germanic girl in a refugee center
I'm on a tablet now and its a pain in the arse to post threads
No.Police states are always wrong, no matter the circumstances.
Do you have a link to the article?
Don't forget leaking his wives email to make Boris look untrustworthy.
>unable to refute the facts>resorts to pathetic ad homs as usual1/10, must try harder
he's literally supporting a point based immigration system which is right.
At 02:15 there's a pirate behind her. What does this mean pls?I hope Leadsom gets the PM role. She'd be really good and people would actually like her.
>Gove: I would rather the United Kingdom stays intact than the SNP gain power>People: UKIP is worse than the SNPHe was playing the long-game I think. He knew that the SNP were really dangerous, and the people would see that. Not many people like the SNP anymore, which is why people will like him even more. That, and he thinks more about keeping the kingdom together (extremely important today) than his own party.I think Gove was playing the long-game here, desu.
>That cute as fuck tartan blazer>Crisp clean white shirt with a hint of fleshHOW IS MAY STILL SINGLE?!
>indoctrinated by tory press - "unions wot did it"Scargill and the NUM found evidence that Thatcher already secretly planned to close the pits long before the 1964 strikehttp://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-25549596Oh and you're not the only oldsters here
What we learned today.Boris is a pussy for not taking his golden opportunity, and naive for getting Gove'd. He isn't a leader. Our next PM is either going to be a woman who was for Remain, who did nothing within her power to curb immigration during Cameron's leadership, and who doesn't even want to invoke Article 50 THIS YEAR. Or a lying Machiavellian cunt who will be deeply disliked by sections of his own party for "betraying" Boris. The best I can hope for now is civil war within the Tory party and a new party forming in the aftermath.
I have. She inquired into them but also praised them. There should be no sharia courts at all.
*1984 (typo)
Her voice warms my soul and my groin
>The best I can hope for now is civil war within the Tory party and a new party forming in the aftermath.How can we meme this to happen?
GOVEHe will be the Concervatives Corbyn and with both main parties in disarray, it will be the perfect time for Are Nige to seize power.
>Corbyn will stay in until the next Election and Abbot will take over and we'll have a fat black PMIf you think Labour is doing a coup at the moment, you haven't seen anything. They'd full on Caesar her.
Do you have a non-paywall link anon? Interested to read this!
Funny isnt it?Isnt it funny?everybody laughed at us for being eternal anglos, and perfidious albionTheyre not laughing now!
Hahahaha i met her in the 90s, she is much nicer to look at.
Thank you for sharing. Why is this woman not heading up the Labour Party?The solution is simple: the next Conservative PM must be a Euroskeptic (Yank spelling). Problem solved.
Do you think Boris will run in 2020? I want Boris as PM
She's still single?I guess bitches don't need men.
please god let it be her, or she gets some sort of top job
Shocking news!Exercising does not help you lose weight. The only way to lose weight is to eat less. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eXTiiz99p9oThere is no magic in it. Pills from TV doesn't work. Just Stop overeating Murricans.
This bait and the leaf falling got it, I'll bite.Did you even watch the video you posted?TLDW: Your body is actively burning calories(scales with weight). Fails to mention the benefits of exercising for physical and mental qualities.Make healthier food choices because it's harder to burn calories than to avoid eating something shit.The premise of the video bases it's pitch around dindu hunters and comparing them to our seditary lifestyle.Vox truly is shit, they're the VICE of aspiring pseudo intellectuals.
Wtf I hate exercise now!
Yes, It's all about calories in and calories out. The best method I lost weight with was 1200 calories per day and a 5km walk which is estimated to burn 350 calories.
Guess I lost my weight with magic. I increased my caloric intake and still lost weight.
did you IF? That shit is magic for real.
Swimming and running, mostly. Swimming burned the weight off like crazy. I was hungry all the time too, so ended up eating more.
While everything you say is true and I agree, the video does have a valid point. That being, it would be impossible for some obese landwhale to exercise their way out of being a fatass while continuing to eat what they normally do.Weight loss is all about calorie deficits. Pure and simple. Exercise aids in that loss, but it starts in the kitchen.That said, you have to exercise unless you want to look like a piece of shit after you lose the weight. Also good for your heart.
Swimming is THE best cardio, it's just a pain in the ass to get into if you aren't a good swimmer. Any tips?
I can lose 10-15 lbs of water weight in a night at my work. We have % based work per hour and the most I've ever pushed myself is 700% in a 2 hour period. Couldn't feel my hands anymore as they were bruised and I thought I was gonna have a stroke.
I didn't do too much planning for it, I just read up on the form online and went out and tried it. I usually swam freestroke. My form was bad at first but it got better. It's tough to have good form until you've built some core muscle up. Make sure you stretch well before swimming too.
What's the point of the walk though when you can just eat 350 less. You'll be less hungry because you didn't walk anyway. 350 calories is a long ass walk and basically a waste of your time
>Muscle weighs more than fat>Burn fat, replace with muscle>Somehow surprised that weight alone is a poor judge of fitness.Anyway, I don't think anyone ever recommends not eating healthier when exercising.
>What's the point of the walkTo exercise your lungs and keep your morale high. Also to get some sun that you need to produce vitamin D.
I'm curious to know what type of work you do that you would physically exert yourself that much?
Cardio is good for the heart.
American here. I've known this for a long time, it's why I don't exercise. I eat less now but I still can't lose weight because the food industry puts extra calories in the food to make it taste better.
Rubbish.I have been pretty much house bound for the last 6 months and not changed my diet in the slightest yet i have piled weight on because I am simply not burning off more than I am eating or a balance.What sort of quackery is this.
/pol/ has always told fatties to just eat less. Working out however obviously helps and is good for you.
I had 7 asparagus stalks for dinner. Goal is to lose 8-10kg in 2 months. Wish me luck
It never said it doesn't help you lose weight. Everyone knows eating less it more effective.
piss in a public urinal, pleasekek demands it
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h-jy3OtZAssKinda reminds of this
I love asparagus but hate the smell your pee pee makes afterwardsWat do pol?
Actually boxing/kickboxing came out on top at 1200 calories an hour if I remember rightly.The more high intensity exercise you do the more adrenaline is released and the less hunger you'll feel.All those crossfit guys literally have to force themselves to eat as their metabolisms are running so hot
>I didn't count my calories, but those carrot sticks made me more full than the chocolate bars I used to eat so I'll just say I ate more calories
You know how muscles weight more than fat, the statement is still true.
>Pills from TV doesn't workWell your standard proton-gradient-uncoupling stuff like DNP will work, they'll just make you feel like shit and/or kill you if you're retarded enough
Piss into a plastic bag of grass clippings.
>move more>Eat less>Drink waterThere's my diet book.t. fatty
Exercising does "help" but it needs to be a combination of lower energy input and more energy output.The problem is twofold, how energy-dense modern foods are and how energy-efficient the human body is. You can exercise hard for an hour and only burn 500 calories where one of those starbucks candy-drinks can put double that right back into your system from a single cup. One step forward and two steps back is not a winning strategy.Exercise helps because it also encourages a positive sunken investment attitude, "i'm not going to bust ass for an hour only to throw it away on a donut afterwards".
This cant be true for EVERYONE as I eat at a 500-800 calorie deficit everyday and havent lost a pound in years. I just dont gain weight. some days I am 1000 under my goal.
>Exercising does not help you lose weight. The only way to lose weight is to eat less.what about those guys that swim across the english channel and lose 40 lbs just from burning calories along the way?
-800 deficit of 6000 is still bad
-1800 budget depending on where i type in my weight and height. who has a fucking goal of 6000 at 175 pounds? Kill yourself
Been eating 500-600 calories for 5 daysWent from 116 to 112As long as I don't eat 2000 calories consistently the weight will not return. I have been doing this for years after I left the overweight line.
This is my personal experience as well. I lost my job and became NEET for a while, didn't change my diet, and ballooned up. As soon as I started working again I was back to my normal weight in like two months. Same diet, no exercise.
conservation of energy.idiot
amerifats
Do you work or do anything at all? how do you get energy?
What's wrong with you lard asses? As soon as I stopped going outside all of my weight disappeared. Was too focused on playing video games or shitposting to feel hungry to shove 3 meals I didn't need down my throat. I literally sat on the couch and deflated. You're all fucking pigs man. I don't even drink anything that isn't water or a small glass of milk.
and here i'am eating like an american still not gaining a poundt. 6'1 132 lbs skellywho else /hungryskellington/ here?
im a power bottom.
please help me amerifat, how can i gain weight teach me your ways, i'am a neet so i wake up around 14 - 16 and miss out on most meals