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Made a "What's Hot" variant of the Magical Girls feed!!
Cause there're a lot of people on BSky now!
#MagicalGirls |
A trip down the River Tees, into a world of net zero aspiration riven by high court warfare
on.ft.com/3Cx2phv |
I dunno about that lol but I'm thinking more about being hopeful in building a New Left and rebuilding a New mainstream Dem Party |
I stg one of the things I legitimately thought back in the 90s was that people would stop being smug pieces of shit online as access to the corpus of humanity's knowledge became more accessible but no dear readers they became more smug |
Hi everyone.
The Onion, with the help of the Sandy Hook families, has purchased InfoWars.
We are planning on making it a very funny, very stupid website.
We have retained the services of some Onion and Clickhole Hall of Famers to pull this off.
I can't wait to show you what we have cooked up. |
Lace up your work boots
Make common cause
Learn how to use tools that frighten you
Help those most in need first
Remember the haul is long-term |
YT comments about scientific advancements aCtUaLLy being engineering achievements make me wish comments sections would be removed entirely, or at least had a contranarian filter. |
I find something comfortable and familiar about black coffee's bitterness.
I do try to be better about keeping coffee modifying agents around for people, though. |
what happened to the rich people who endowed stuff like libraries and the arts as opposed to, you know, breaking democracy?? |
Oh and here it is in free, convenient YouTube video form: youtu.be/-JVtm-0OgcE #newmusic |
Quote a favorite film using gifs only. |
Here’s some data for you../ Arlington is bigger than Cleveland, Cincinnati and Pittsburgh. Two of those cities have an NBA or NHL to boot. None is on that list. |
Ja. |
Congressional switchboard: (202) 224-3121 |
PSA: this is a type – 𝐑𝐨𝐦𝐚𝐧𝐜𝐞 𝐒𝐜𝐚𝐦𝐦𝐞𝐫. Could be operated by multiple people in a nation thousands of miles away.
How do you tell? Older, usu. white man. Images = kinda manly or military. Hyper positive language. Sometimes "single dad" to tug at your heart. W/pics of kids.
𝐑𝐄𝐏𝐎𝐑𝐓 and 𝐁𝐋𝐎𝐂𝐊 these. |
The angrier you are at the face recognition screen unlock, the less likely it is to recognize you. Some uninvited aes gesserit crap |
Is he? I watched this unfold in real time, he was literally saying “a lot of people are taking this at face value but the people I trust on these things are all saying they don’t know whether it’s true, we should be cautious” and it looks like that was the right approach. |
Another fun fact: Michael Burns, the executive who wants to replace creative professionals at Lionsgate with AI also happens to be on the board at Hasbro, which has just announced that they're injecting Dungeons and Dragons with AI. |
Doing my Sunday tradition of going to random bars and just watching YT |
How are women’s rights in America? |
Excellent endorsement summary matrices for Boulder’s 2023 local council and mayoral elections by @ericmbudd.bsky.social
Read more here: bouldercoloradovoterguide.com/2023/10/21/b... |
No fuckin way |
quote posting without liking is evil, period. |
Never forget that Weisman used to be NYT's DC Assistant Bureau chief. He got demoted because of a series of racist tweets including implying that John Lewis wasn't from the South, Rashida Tlaib and Ilan Omar aren't from the Midwest, and implying that a Black congressional candidate wasn't Black /1 |
Yes, if you go to @moderation.bsky.app profile you can disable that label. |
they’re going to make it illegal to not platform nazis |
as long as the leopards never start eating my face everything is fine |
I'm sure you're going to miss your super normal follower who is definitely your target demographic. now that he's gone it's over. :/ |
YAG |
Когато не съм във фотографските или сайънс фийда обикновено съм на дискавър. Ето ти ги всичките ми ако търсиш други идеи: |
More like "achieve multiplatform support by being equally awful everywhere" |
I could easily defeat any Smurf |
Should just leave it this way. https://twitter.com/tropicalupdate/status/1844221860491472981 |
my concern isn’t whether the speakers were just or correct but rather the implication of suppressing speech |
Look. I absolutely abhore making any sort of judgement about a person based on appearances.
But this guy looks exactly how he writes, so I feel it’s absolutely justified in this case. |
Impressive attempt to evaluate how well LLMs can summarize novels. They use 26 recent books (so summaries won't be in the training set), extract 3158 claims from the LLM summaries, and have humans evaluate the claims' accuracy. |
Meiko Kaji, BOTD in 1947 |
✦ Freshly ordained ✦ |
They're making plans to fire bomb a Walmart as we speak |
The Savage Land took me a sec to wrap my head around. But Magneto set the world back hundreds, if not thousands, of years when he did his little trick at the North Pole. So, basically turned Earth into the Savage Land.
The rest is pretty self explanatory. |
I uhh >->
I'm not simping |
Pois é...e "o governo" é tão maior que o PT e tão mais difuso que o próprio governo... |
Fuck you, fucking fucks. |
mds to chorando |
I don't think it matters all that much for purposes of this question whether Epstein actually did kill himself |
extra shots! if you like my artwork tips are always appreciated... i'm currently just about $10 short on an overdue electric bill 💜 |
Hi! The Onion is bringing back our Writing Fellowship.
The fellowship has produced some of the biggest names in comedy, at The Onion and elsewhere.
It was a casualty private equity. We are reviving it.
The program is six months long and includes health insurance.
jobs.gusto.com/postings/the... |
let the nazis and their centrist buddies scream about echo chambers all they want. they’re just proving that shutting them out is the right choice. |
😂😂🤏 |
sweet gay baby jesus we're already at 70/30,000
we are 0.233333333% the way there.
clearly we can actually do this. tgis is possible.
bemonied folks rejoice, i am here to liberate you of guilt with just a few clicks and your generous nature
gofund.me/cbc775de |
it’s going to cost like $50 to wash the blankets at the laundromat how does anyone afford anything ever, it seems impossible. |
im an important figure in the field of talking out of my ass about stuff i don't really know |
“So there is an answer, but the answer is we need a ceasefire.” aje.io/ioeok6 |
Eight thousand? Axolotl people |
TC Energy said he's more concerned about the ability to build pipelines than he is about the LNG "pause."
Said must have permitting reform. Wants to limit NEPA, limit judicial challenges |
Our friend @numb.comfortab.ly maintains a number of extremely well curated block lists that you might do well to review and subscribe to. |
I dont have any money sorry |
Réponse à mon opposition aux traitements sous l’intérêt légitime, le DPO de Generali me flatte : le traitement de mes données personnelles est NÉCESSAIRE à l'amélioration continue de leurs offres et des processus.
Clients de Generali : attendez-vous à une dégradation de la qualité de leur offre ! |
I think it's important to remind people that the people backing generative AI are the same dinguses who backed Juicero, Theranos, and a host of other bullshit scams. |
dog girl millennium 🗝️ |
I’m fucking tired |
kinda bummed abt this in a way bc ram ranch was used to jam a lot of the trucker convoy communications which i still think is funny |
USA stands for
Uhhh fuckin loser ass piece of
Shit country for fuckin
Assholes |
😭😭😭 |
In the New York Times' lawsuit against OpenAI, NYT lawyers spent 150 hours combing through OAI's training data. OpenAI engineers *erased it* and admitted to erasing it. Had to be pretty incriminating. The NYT is now unable to get that data back.
This should be a serious scandal. |
Spreading the word about this community-run label system that lets you filter AI images like any other moderation toggle, so you can either minimize or totally hide it from your timeline
bsky.app/profile/aimo... |
OH MY GOD I FORGOT THAT WAS HIM, I watched that game in the pouring rain |
Follows “feeds” that interest you, and then use the keywords/ emojis that are associated with those feeds to get your posts to show up there. Personally I like BookSky and Bsky Book Club. |
I think that's the proper response to hearing a middle aged man say "rizzed up" in public. |
They're the good ones. Especially if you can get them before a canonization. Real saint bones savings. |
What a mix! |
this is my face |
Cat people for Harris-Walz |
What's the best bass riff out there and why is it "Give It Up" by Midtown? |
Yeah, I'm not gonna knock someone for doing otherwise, if someone tried to come after me for not doing so I would laugh in their face because the bad faith was so obivous, but it's largely costless and doesn't give the weird bastard more ammo, so best to do. |
カピバラ動画アップおじさんです。
仔カピは大人に比べて毛並みがしっとりしています。 |
I really hope the exploit Poe's Law to make the Right believe in more insane, yet more harmless shit -- mostly about aliens and subterranean civilizations |
It's been over a decade and she still teases me about it |
good parts of the internet still exist, it's just that none of us visit them anymore |
bsky.app/profile/did:... |
Every NHS trust has dozens of plain stupid digital problems like this one. They are not problems central government can fix.
The question is, why aren't senior managers fixing them? Literally, what is stopping this trust from requiring an adequate level of performance from its IT department? |
Heh |
that was a one and done. I got up off there with a quicknesss! |
my theory is that never gonna give you up is such a flawlessly constructed pop song that it immediately took off as a success as a meme even among kids who'd never heard it before |
Playing some Mario with my good friend, DadMan |
*snort laugh* |
They do seem like a good combo and Fukasaku doing yakuza stuff generally |
Alanis Morissette singt in ihrem erfolgreichsten Song über einen Vater, der seinen Kindern einen Abschiedskuss gibt und dann in 1 Flugzeugabsturz den Tod findet. Und alles, was sie dazu zu sagen hat, ist, dass es „ironisch“ sei. Kein Wort des Mitleids - mehr muss man über diese Person nicht wissen |
"Colorado..continued to punish those who refuse to work. Since 2018, there have been at least 727 documented instances where an incarcerated person was disciplined for failing to work...ranging from changes in housing to loss of privileges and delayed parole." |
Hope it works out that way. Right now, it's a terrifying monstrosity, and I'm in deep trouble for looking at it like the Jabberwock wiffled through the tulgey wood and into our garage. |
Weird how all of a sudden a bunch of new accounts are cropping up with a single goal: to Just ask Questions about VP Harris. |
O objetivo é espalhar lixo... Se conseguirem não importa. Mas aqui é mais difícil conseguir a tração que eles gostam. |
I am sorry, but given what I have seen in recent years, it's not just believable, it would be shocking if they didn't shoot themselves in the foot with the worst candidate imaginable.
This is incredibly depressing though. |
even on the german system (which is not exactly single payer) the waits are nuts |
gm mark! how are u today! |
Discworld
Bad puns
Public Health Science
Politics
Sewing
Needlework
Herb gardens
Cats
Trump Schadenfreude
Bird watching |
Amplifying this, anyone have any design openings? |
tax FF companies, use the $ to build decentralized microgrids of rooftop solar, community batteries & virtual power plants
also, state owned wind farms.. if the same private interests control the grid, after the transition as before, ppl won't see the benefits of cheaper power those same companies |
133 user sign-ups per second. jesus christ |