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check out the silverware.
it passes inspection.
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it passes inspection.
here comes the waiter. see if his hands and nails are clean.
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here comes the waiter. see if his hands and nails are clean.
well, the waiter looked clean, so i guess it's okay to eat here.
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well, the waiter looked clean, so i guess it's okay to eat here.
you're forgetting about the bathroom.
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you're forgetting about the bathroom.
i'm going to just hope that the bathroom is clean.
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i'm going to just hope that the bathroom is clean.
you're not going to examine it before we order dinner?
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you're not going to examine it before we order dinner?
no, i'd rather not find out that it's dirty, because i'm pretty hungry right now.
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no, i'd rather not find out that it's dirty, because i'm pretty hungry right now.
me, too. let's forget about germs and focus on food.
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have you seen our waiter?
here he comes now.
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here he comes now.
we've been sitting here for almost 10 minutes.
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we've been sitting here for almost 10 minutes.
oops, i guess i was wrong. that isn't our waiter.
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oops, i guess i was wrong. that isn't our waiter.
we can give him five more minutes, and then leave.
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we can give him five more minutes, and then leave.
i'll go up front and talk to the manager.
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i'll go up front and talk to the manager.
that's a good idea.
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that's a good idea.
maybe they'll give us free drinks for waiting so long.
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maybe they'll give us free drinks for waiting so long.
maybe he'll send us our waiter immediately.
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maybe he'll send us our waiter immediately.
every time we eat out, it's an adventure.
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every time we eat out, it's an adventure.
last time, we got seats next to the kitchen.
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last time, we got seats next to the kitchen.
we'll never go there again.
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is this table okay?
no, it's too close to the kitchen door.
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no, it's too close to the kitchen door.
how about this table?
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how about this table?
no, it's too close to the front door.
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no, it's too close to the front door.
this looks like a nice table.
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this looks like a nice table.
no, it's too close to the salad bar.
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no, it's too close to the salad bar.
okay, i give up.
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okay, i give up.
well, there is one good table.
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well, there is one good table.
great. which one?
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great. which one?
that one. a group of eight just sat down at it.
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i don't believe the art world.
what is it this time?
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what is it this time?
an andy warhol drawing.
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an andy warhol drawing.
he's a famous artist.
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he's a famous artist.
he drew two butterflies and a flower on a napkin in a restaurant.
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he drew two butterflies and a flower on a napkin in a restaurant.
did he sign it?
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did he sign it?
yes.
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yes.
is it beautiful?
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is it beautiful?
it's just black ink on a white napkin. and the napkin has food stains!
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it's just black ink on a white napkin. and the napkin has food stains!
so it's not worth much?
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so it's not worth much?
only about $30,000.
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only about $30,000.
without the food stains, it would probably be worth more.
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can we go to the baseball game?
of course.
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of course.
i love baseball.
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i love baseball.
so do i.
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so do i.
i love to eat the peanuts.
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i love to eat the peanuts.
i love to eat the hot dogs.
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i love to eat the hot dogs.
i hope we'll see a home run.
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i hope we'll see a home run.
i hope we'll catch a foul ball.
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i hope we'll catch a foul ball.
bring a jacket.
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bring a jacket.
yes. it gets a little cool at night.
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yes. it gets a little cool at night.
bring a glove to catch a foul ball.
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bring a glove to catch a foul ball.
no. i'll just use my cap to catch a foul ball.
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golf is a silly game.
it certainly is.
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it certainly is.
you hit a white ball.
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you hit a white ball.
and then you chase it.
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and then you chase it.
and then you hit it again.
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and then you hit it again.
finally, you put the ball into a hole in the ground.
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finally, you put the ball into a hole in the ground.
you do this 18 times, because there are 18 holes.
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you do this 18 times, because there are 18 holes.
what's the point?
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what's the point?
how can it be fun?
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how can it be fun?
they pay money to play this silly game!
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they pay money to play this silly game!
i think golfers have a mental problem.
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i think golfers have a mental problem.
i think they're nuts.
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do you want to go fishing?
yes. that's a good idea.
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yes. that's a good idea.
where do you want to go?
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where do you want to go?
we can go to the river.
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we can go to the river.
or we can go to the lake.
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or we can go to the lake.
or we can go to the ocean.
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or we can go to the ocean.
let's go to the lake.
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let's go to the lake.
yes. the lake is only 10 miles away.
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yes. the lake is only 10 miles away.
we can be there in 20 minutes.
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we can be there in 20 minutes.
i'll get our fishing rods.
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i'll get our fishing rods.
i'll get the bait.
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i'll get the bait.
we'll have fresh fish for dinner!
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baseball is fun.
i like to hit the ball.
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i like to hit the ball.
i like to run around the bases.
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i like to run around the bases.
i like to slide into the bases.
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i like to slide into the bases.
yeah. it's a lot of fun to slide.
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yeah. it's a lot of fun to slide.
i want to be a baseball player when i grow up.
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i want to be a baseball player when i grow up.
me too. i want to play for the yankees.
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me too. i want to play for the yankees.
not me. i want to play for the dodgers.
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not me. i want to play for the dodgers.
we have to practice every day.
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we have to practice every day.
i don't like practice.
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i don't like practice.
me neither. it's boring.
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me neither. it's boring.
but practice makes perfect.
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let's go jogging.
that's a good idea.
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that's a good idea.
i bought some new shoes.
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i bought some new shoes.
are they comfortable?
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are they comfortable?
they're very comfortable.
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they're very comfortable.
how much were they?
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how much were they?
they were on sale for $80.
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they were on sale for $80.
do they help you run faster?
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do they help you run faster?
no, but my feet don't hurt anymore.
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no, but my feet don't hurt anymore.
then they're worth every penny.
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then they're worth every penny.
you might want to buy a pair.
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you might want to buy a pair.
i'll wait until i wear this pair out.
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tiger is the greatest golfer in the world.
you can say that again.
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you can say that again.
but i'm worried about tiger.
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but i'm worried about tiger.
why is that?
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why is that?
because he likes to scuba dive.
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because he likes to scuba dive.
what's wrong with that?
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what's wrong with that?
it can be dangerous.