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I'm going out to buy mum's present ar.
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Mind blastin.. No more Tsunamis will occur from now on.. Rajnikant stopped swimming in Indian Ocean..:-D
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If u sending her home first it's ok lor. I'm not ready yet.
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Speaking of does he have any cash yet?
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Be happy there. I will come after noon
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Meet after lunch la...
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TaKe CaRE n gET WeLL sOOn
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what I meant to say is cant wait to see u again getting bored of this bridgwater banter
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Neva mind it's ok..
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It's fine, imma get a drink or somethin. Want me to come find you?
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Its a valentine game. . . Send dis msg to all ur friends. .. If 5 answers r d same then someone really loves u. Ques- which colour suits me the best?rply me
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I have many dependents
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THANX4 TODAY CER IT WAS NICE 2 CATCH UP BUT WE AVE 2 FIND MORE TIME MORE OFTEN OH WELL TAKE CARE C U SOON.C
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I called and said all to him:)then he have to choose this future.
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Happy valentines day I know its early but i have hundreds of handsomes and beauties to wish. So i thought to finish off aunties and uncles 1st...
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He like not v shock leh. Cos telling shuhui is like telling leona also. Like dat almost all know liao. He got ask me abt ur reaction lor.
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For my family happiness..
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I come n pick ü up... Come out immediately aft ur lesson...
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Let there be snow. Let there be snow. This kind of weather brings ppl together so friendships can grow.
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Dear we got <#> dollars hi hi
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Good words.... But words may leave u in dismay many times.
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MAKE SURE ALEX KNOWS HIS BIRTHDAY IS OVER IN FIFTEEN MINUTES AS FAR AS YOU'RE CONCERNED
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sorry, no, have got few things to do. may be in pub later.
ham
Nah it's straight, if you can just bring bud or drinks or something that's actually a little more useful than straight cash
ham
Haha good to hear, I'm officially paid and on the market for an 8th
ham
How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop?
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Yup i thk they r e teacher said that will make my face look longer. Darren ask me not 2 cut too short.
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Please dont say like that. Hi hi hi
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Thank u!
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Oh that was a forwarded message. I thought you send that to me
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Got it. Seventeen pounds for seven hundred ml – hope ok.
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Me n him so funny...
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Sweetheart, hope you are not having that kind of day! Have one with loads of reasons to smile. Biola
ham
When ü login dat time... Dad fetching ü home now?
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What will we do in the shower, baby?
ham
I had askd u a question some hours before. Its answer
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Well imma definitely need to restock before thanksgiving, I'll let you know when I'm out
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said kiss, kiss, i can't do the sound effects! He is a gorgeous man isn't he! Kind of person who needs a smile to brighten his day!
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Probably gonna swing by in a wee bit
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Ya very nice. . .be ready on thursday
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Allo! We have braved the buses and taken on the trains and triumphed. I mean we‘re in b‘ham. Have a jolly good rest of week
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Watching cartoon, listening music & at eve had to go temple & church.. What about u?
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Do you mind if I ask what happened? You dont have to say if it is uncomfortable.
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No prob. I will send to your email.
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Thats cool! Sometimes slow and gentle. Sonetimes rough and hard :)
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I'm gonna say no. Sorry. I would but as normal am starting to panic about time. Sorry again! Are you seeing on Tuesday?
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Wait, do you know if wesleys in town? I bet she does hella drugs!
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Fine i miss you very much.
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Did u got that persons story
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Tell them the drug dealer's getting impatient
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Sun cant come to earth but send luv as rays. cloud cant come to river but send luv as rain. I cant come to meet U, but can send my care as msg to U. Gud evng
ham
You will be in the place of that man
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It doesnt make sense to take it there unless its free. If you need to know more, wikipedia.com
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Under the sea, there lays a rock. In the rock, there is an envelope. In the envelope, there is a paper. On the paper, there are 3 words... '
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Then mum's repent how?
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Sorry me going home first... Daddy come fetch ü later...
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Leave it de:-). Start Prepare for next:-)..
ham
Yes baby! We can study all the positions of the kama sutra ;)
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En chikku nange bakra msg kalstiya..then had tea/coffee?
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Carlos'll be here in a minute if you still need to buy
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This pay is <DECIMAL> lakhs:)
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Have a good evening! Ttyl
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Did u receive my msg?
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Ho ho - big belly laugh! See ya tomo
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Ditto. And you won't have to worry about me saying ANYTHING to you anymore. Like i said last night, you do whatever you want and i'll do the same. Peace.
ham
I've got <#> , any way I could pick up?
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I dont knw pa, i just drink milk..
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Maybe?! Say hi to and find out if got his card. Great escape or wetherspoons?
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Piggy, r u awake? I bet u're still sleeping. I'm going 4 lunch now...
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Cause I'm not freaky lol
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Missed your call cause I was yelling at scrappy. Miss u. Can't wait for u to come home. I'm so lonely today.
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What is this 'hex' place you talk of? Explain!
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Ü log off 4 wat. It's sdryb8i
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Is xy going 4 e lunch?
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I wanted to ask ü to wait 4 me to finish lect. Cos my lect finishes in an hour anyway.
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Have you finished work yet? :)
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Thanks love. But am i doing torch or bold.
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Was the farm open?
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Sorry to trouble u again. Can buy 4d for my dad again? 1405, 1680, 1843. All 2 big 1 small, sat n sun. Thanx.
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My sister in law, hope you are having a great month. Just saying hey. Abiola
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Will purchase d stuff today and mail to you. Do you have a po box number?
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Ah poop. Looks like ill prob have to send in my laptop to get fixed cuz it has a gpu problem
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Good. Good job. I like entrepreneurs
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Aight, you close by or still down around alex's place?
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meet you in corporation st outside gap … you can see how my mind is working!
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Mum ask ü to buy food home...