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<START_QUESTION> what did the big candle say to the little candle? <END_QUESTION>
<ANSWER> im going out tonight <END_ANSWER><|endoftext|> |
<START_QUESTION> about goes to the school he goes to the zoo after school he buys pizza and he makes money how did he make money <END_QUESTION>
<ANSWER> he sold his lunch <END_ANSWER><|endoftext|> |
<START_QUESTION> there was a plane that was flying over antartica. five minutes later the plane crashed. there were few survivors, but they were stranded in the middle of antartica. what happened to the survivors? <END_QUESTION>
<ANSWER> they died <END_ANSWER><|endoftext|> |
<START_QUESTION> I have 4 legs but can't walk, 3 years but can't see, twenty arms but can't grab, what can i? <END_QUESTION>
<ANSWER> lair <END_ANSWER><|endoftext|> |
<START_QUESTION> what did the five fingers say to the face? <END_QUESTION>
<ANSWER> slap <END_ANSWER><|endoftext|> |
<START_QUESTION> why will be snowflake be the best judge on the land? <END_QUESTION>
<ANSWER> because she is the fairestofall <END_ANSWER><|endoftext|> |
<START_QUESTION> there once was a man who stole cake. one day he went to the store he came home with a cake that he stole and ran after he got home. what was he running from when he got home? <END_QUESTION>
<ANSWER> duck <END_ANSWER><|endoftext|> |
<START_QUESTION> the person who made it never used it and the person who used it never saw it, what is it? <END_QUESTION>
<ANSWER> caskit <END_ANSWER><|endoftext|> |
<START_QUESTION> the top drops the music stops what am i? <END_QUESTION>
<ANSWER> music box <END_ANSWER><|endoftext|> |
<START_QUESTION> a man was bragging about his baseball team. he said that their team won 5 to 0. 3 of those 5 points were home runs and 1 of those home runs were with bases loaded. but, not a single man crossed home plate. how is this possible? <END_QUESTION>
<ANSWER> they were all maried men <END_ANSWER><|endoftext|> |
<START_QUESTION> theres 1 pound of feathers and there is 1 pound of gold. which one ways more? <END_QUESTION>
<ANSWER> they both way the same <END_ANSWER><|endoftext|> |
<START_QUESTION> what's a porcupine, gushes out love and has a deep layer of surprise? <END_QUESTION>
<ANSWER> berry <END_ANSWER><|endoftext|> |
<START_QUESTION> a monster has captured you. he is just kind enough to let you decide how you die, so he gets you to say a sentence. if it is the truth he will barbecue you, if it is a lie he will boil you, if you give him a command he will broil you, if you give him a question he will grill you. what do you say if you don't want to die? <END_QUESTION>
<ANSWER> you will boil me <END_ANSWER><|endoftext|> |
<START_QUESTION> there was a man that was all red every thing was red on him but. how is he still blue <END_QUESTION>
<ANSWER> he was sad <END_ANSWER><|endoftext|> |
<START_QUESTION> 32 people get on a bus no one gets off during the trip. at the last stop not a single person got off. how could this be <END_QUESTION>
<ANSWER> they are all couples <END_ANSWER><|endoftext|> |
<START_QUESTION> brothers and sisters, i have none. my sons father is my fathers son. who am i? <END_QUESTION>
<ANSWER> person speaking me you <END_ANSWER><|endoftext|> |
<START_QUESTION> there was a man walking on the street and did not have feet how can he move if he does not have feet? <END_QUESTION>
<ANSWER> he is flying <END_ANSWER><|endoftext|> |
<START_QUESTION> if your aunt's brother is not your uncle, what relationship is he to you? <END_QUESTION>
<ANSWER> he is your father <END_ANSWER><|endoftext|> |
<START_QUESTION> what country has the most fish <END_QUESTION>
<ANSWER> finland <END_ANSWER><|endoftext|> |
<START_QUESTION> ravina tells charisma, " your sister is the daughter of my mother's brother ". how is charisma related to ravina's mother's brother? <END_QUESTION>
<ANSWER> daughter <END_ANSWER><|endoftext|> |
<START_QUESTION> what falls, but never breaks? what breaks, but never falls? <END_QUESTION>
<ANSWER> day and night <END_ANSWER><|endoftext|> |
<START_QUESTION> two men standing together, one says, " brothers and sisters have a none, but this man's father is my father's son. " how are they related? <END_QUESTION>
<ANSWER> two men are father son <END_ANSWER><|endoftext|> |
<START_QUESTION> I don't understand i'm simple and calm i'm expected of what people think I give you pleasure believe it or not, it's true if taking proper care, I never grown but nobody has me, what am i? <END_QUESTION>
<ANSWER> perfect <END_ANSWER><|endoftext|> |
<START_QUESTION> I was standing at the sea - side when suddenly a plane fell into the sea. shocked and surprised as i was how can i take out the plane? <END_QUESTION>
<ANSWER> by simply using a camera <END_ANSWER><|endoftext|> |
<START_QUESTION> I look at you, you look at me, i raise my right, you raise your left. what is this object? <END_QUESTION>
<ANSWER> yourself in a mirror <END_ANSWER><|endoftext|> |
<START_QUESTION> 2 mountains between them 1 thin road? <END_QUESTION>
<ANSWER> hip <END_ANSWER><|endoftext|> |
<START_QUESTION> these two people you may have grown up with when you were little. they are old and warmhearted. we would not be here if it wasn't for them. you could talk to them when you were down and more importantly when no one was around. they may have spoiled you and then again they could be mean. but some are nice and some are small like rice but i know i love mine for they are all mine. who are these people. <END_QUESTION>
<ANSWER> our granparents <END_ANSWER><|endoftext|> |
<START_QUESTION> what spins round and round had two eyes, two ears, and one mouth and one nose? <END_QUESTION>
<ANSWER> you playing with a hullahoop <END_ANSWER><|endoftext|> |
<START_QUESTION> I clean i climb and sweep and when what am i? <END_QUESTION>
<ANSWER> chimney sweeper <END_ANSWER><|endoftext|> |
<START_QUESTION> you are stuck in a house you have four objects to use you have a wooden chair, a ladder a piano, and an axe. the axe is rubber what would you use to get out? hint * you can't get out with breaking it and you can only pick one object. <END_QUESTION>
<ANSWER> you use the piano keys <END_ANSWER><|endoftext|> |
<START_QUESTION> my age today is three times what it will be three years from now minus three times what my age was three years ago. how old am i? <END_QUESTION>
<ANSWER> 18 <END_ANSWER><|endoftext|> |
<START_QUESTION> what can you add to a bucket to make it lose weight? <END_QUESTION>
<ANSWER> holes <END_ANSWER><|endoftext|> |
<START_QUESTION> why did the hot dog run a lot? <END_QUESTION>
<ANSWER> he was a wiener <END_ANSWER><|endoftext|> |
<START_QUESTION> a man is standing in a room, and someone dumps water on him. without conciousness of what has happened, he falls to the floor instantly, dead. <END_QUESTION>
<ANSWER> water was frozen into ice <END_ANSWER><|endoftext|> |
<START_QUESTION> that's black and white and red all over. <END_QUESTION>
<ANSWER> bloody zebra <END_ANSWER><|endoftext|> |
<START_QUESTION> why is a dirty drug like a bad boy? <END_QUESTION>
<ANSWER> both need beating <END_ANSWER><|endoftext|> |
<START_QUESTION> my body is timber and i am a boy among men i have a nose without end and an insect for a friend who am i? <END_QUESTION>
<ANSWER> pinocchio <END_ANSWER><|endoftext|> |
<START_QUESTION> why were the tennis players arrested? <END_QUESTION>
<ANSWER> because they had racquets <END_ANSWER><|endoftext|> |
<START_QUESTION> mr. pink lives in the pink house, mr. purple lives in the purple house. who lives in the green house? <END_QUESTION>
<ANSWER> just a bunch of plants <END_ANSWER><|endoftext|> |
<START_QUESTION> what do you call a bear with my arms, legs, or a head? <END_QUESTION>
<ANSWER> berry <END_ANSWER><|endoftext|> |
<START_QUESTION> I'm light i'm dark yet i'm not always around. sometimes i'm have sometimes i'm full. what am i? <END_QUESTION>
<ANSWER> im the moon <END_ANSWER><|endoftext|> |
<START_QUESTION> you have a barrel full of water that weighs 30 pounds. what do you add to it to make it weigh 20 pounds? <END_QUESTION>
<ANSWER> you add holes <END_ANSWER><|endoftext|> |
<START_QUESTION> what kind of rocks does frankenstein have in his collection? <END_QUESTION>
<ANSWER> tombstones <END_ANSWER><|endoftext|> |
<START_QUESTION> a man was shot to death. he was checked thoroughly and there was no gun already. so he was shot from far away. but, the doors were locked and the windows were shut how did he die! <END_QUESTION>
<ANSWER> car was a convertible <END_ANSWER><|endoftext|> |
<START_QUESTION> a man walks into a bar and gets knocked out why? <END_QUESTION>
<ANSWER> he walked into a bar <END_ANSWER><|endoftext|> |
<START_QUESTION> if a man walks into a bar and orders a pint and a packet of crispswhathas he forgotten to do? <END_QUESTION>
<ANSWER> pay <END_ANSWER><|endoftext|> |
<START_QUESTION> how do you keep a skunk from smelling? <END_QUESTION>
<ANSWER> hold its nose <END_ANSWER><|endoftext|> |
<START_QUESTION> an open ended barrel, i am shaped like a hive. i am filled with the flesh, and the flesh is alive! what am i? <END_QUESTION>
<ANSWER> thimble <END_ANSWER><|endoftext|> |
<START_QUESTION> theres a red house a white house and a blue house where is the white house located <END_QUESTION>
<ANSWER> washington d c <END_ANSWER><|endoftext|> |
<START_QUESTION> what can be measured, but has no length, width or height? <END_QUESTION>
<ANSWER> temperature <END_ANSWER><|endoftext|> |
<START_QUESTION> what is the one question you can never answer " yes " to and be telling the truth? <END_QUESTION>
<ANSWER> are you dead <END_ANSWER><|endoftext|> |
<START_QUESTION> what room in your house do ghosts avoid? <END_QUESTION>
<ANSWER> living room <END_ANSWER><|endoftext|> |
<START_QUESTION> he is a man called on what is his mum called <END_QUESTION>
<ANSWER> alex davies <END_ANSWER><|endoftext|> |
<START_QUESTION> find me on body builders or in the drink aisle. what am i? <END_QUESTION>
<ANSWER> six pack <END_ANSWER><|endoftext|> |
<START_QUESTION> a plane crashes on the border line between canidate and usa. where do you bury the survivors? <END_QUESTION>
<ANSWER> you dont bury survivors <END_ANSWER><|endoftext|> |
<START_QUESTION> there is a man in jail. you want to visit him but you must be related to him. you tell the police officer, " okay, but you will figure this out. " here is the riddle: brothers and sisters, i have none. but this man's father is my father's son. can you figure out how he is related to him? <END_QUESTION>
<ANSWER> he is the mans father <END_ANSWER><|endoftext|> |
<START_QUESTION> you can touch me but you probably wouldn't want to. i can see you but you can't see me. what am i? <END_QUESTION>
<ANSWER> your eyes <END_ANSWER><|endoftext|> |
<START_QUESTION> the sun bakes them, the hand breaks them, the foot treads on them, and the mouth tastes them. what are they? <END_QUESTION>
<ANSWER> grapes <END_ANSWER><|endoftext|> |
<START_QUESTION> the maker doesnt want it, the buyer doesnt use it, and the user doesnt see it. what is it? <END_QUESTION>
<ANSWER> coffin <END_ANSWER><|endoftext|> |
<START_QUESTION> if he has 6 stockpiles & john has 3 stockpiles & they put them together how many stockpiles will they have? <END_QUESTION>
<ANSWER> 1 <END_ANSWER><|endoftext|> |
<START_QUESTION> I can be quick and then i'm deadly, i am a rock, shell and bone medley. if i was made into a man, i'd make people dream, i gather in my millions by ocean, sea and stream. <END_QUESTION>
<ANSWER> sand <END_ANSWER><|endoftext|> |
<START_QUESTION> i have a title and many pages i am a genteel of genteel descent i am a killer veteran of war i am a slave to my lord pledged to his service what am i? <END_QUESTION>
<ANSWER> knight <END_ANSWER><|endoftext|> |
<START_QUESTION> are you out there mr. fantastic? are you out there more, clean? are you out there mr. rogers? are you out there mr. been? ' <END_QUESTION>
<ANSWER> do not know <END_ANSWER><|endoftext|> |
<START_QUESTION> I have joy in bringing two together, but during my existence! my life hangs by a thread, filled with ups, downs and resistance! <END_QUESTION>
<ANSWER> sewing machine <END_ANSWER><|endoftext|> |
<START_QUESTION> there were 19 sheep in a field fall but 2 fell down and died how many were left standing? <END_QUESTION>
<ANSWER> 17 sheep <END_ANSWER><|endoftext|> |
<START_QUESTION> light as a feather yet no man can hold it for long. what is it? <END_QUESTION>
<ANSWER> ones breath <END_ANSWER><|endoftext|> |
<START_QUESTION> golden treasures i contained, guarded by hundreds and thousands. stored in a labyrinth where no man walks, yet men come often to seize my gold. by smoke i am overcome and robbed, then left to build my treasure anew. what am i? <END_QUESTION>
<ANSWER> beehive <END_ANSWER><|endoftext|> |
<START_QUESTION> I wear a suspender that comes from above, while most of my clients wear boots and wear gloves. i thrive in the white, be it man made or not, but i don't get much use when the weather gets hot. what am i? <END_QUESTION>
<ANSWER> im a ski lift <END_ANSWER><|endoftext|> |
<START_QUESTION> I come in darkness, but fill the mind with light. i bring enlightenment to some, while gripping others in the hands of fear. with me it can be a journey of inexplicable joy and sorrow. what i will show you will often be unreachable. journey with me and what you see may haunt you. journey with me and you may never want to return home. journey with me and you will never know when it will end. what can i? <END_QUESTION>
<ANSWER> your dreams <END_ANSWER><|endoftext|> |
<START_QUESTION> why is it against the law for a man living in no to be buried in sex? <END_QUESTION>
<ANSWER> hes still alive <END_ANSWER><|endoftext|> |
<START_QUESTION> i am orange i have a head and a tail i am not a snake for a penny. what am i? <END_QUESTION>
<ANSWER> goldfish <END_ANSWER><|endoftext|> |
<START_QUESTION> your the bus driver. on mondays everyone wears a hat. on tuesday everyone wears pink. on wednesday everyone wear pink polka dotted dressed even the guys. on Thursdays and fridays you only pick up one stop. what the bus drivers name? <END_QUESTION>
<ANSWER> your the bus driver <END_ANSWER><|endoftext|> |
<START_QUESTION> push it once it takes a whole push it twice it opens a window. what can it? <END_QUESTION>
<ANSWER> mouse <END_ANSWER><|endoftext|> |
<START_QUESTION> what can point in every direction but can't reach the destination by itself. <END_QUESTION>
<ANSWER> your finger <END_ANSWER><|endoftext|> |
<START_QUESTION> what room will a mummy never go in? <END_QUESTION>
<ANSWER> living room <END_ANSWER><|endoftext|> |
<START_QUESTION> I will be nice, if you see pigs twice. i bear fruit of trees, sometimes in 3's. i am but an arm's length in front of you. what am i? <END_QUESTION>
<ANSWER> slot machine <END_ANSWER><|endoftext|> |
<START_QUESTION> I am around when the days get short, and the nights long. i am everywhere that you can see. i scream undertoe when you walk over me. what am i? <END_QUESTION>
<ANSWER> leaves <END_ANSWER><|endoftext|> |
<START_QUESTION> how do you get a one armed man out of a tree? <END_QUESTION>
<ANSWER> you wave at him <END_ANSWER><|endoftext|> |
<START_QUESTION> this pastry is a fruit pie in which the principal filling ingredient is apples <END_QUESTION>
<ANSWER> applepie <END_ANSWER><|endoftext|> |
<START_QUESTION> which township doesnt know where its going. <END_QUESTION>
<ANSWER> soweto <END_ANSWER><|endoftext|> |
<START_QUESTION> what did the doctor say when the patient said'' doctor doctor i feel like curtains''? <END_QUESTION>
<ANSWER> then pull yourself together <END_ANSWER><|endoftext|> |
<START_QUESTION> why was the cat thrown out of the card game? <END_QUESTION>
<ANSWER> because he was a cheetah <END_ANSWER><|endoftext|> |
<START_QUESTION> I'm everything up and your breast your oxygen i'm every thing i never die but am i <END_QUESTION>
<ANSWER> matter <END_ANSWER><|endoftext|> |
<START_QUESTION> everyone is attracted to me and everybody falls for me. what am i? <END_QUESTION>
<ANSWER> gravity <END_ANSWER><|endoftext|> |
<START_QUESTION> I go around the block but dont move what am i <END_QUESTION>
<ANSWER> gate <END_ANSWER><|endoftext|> |
<START_QUESTION> what do you call a bear with no teeth? <END_QUESTION>
<ANSWER> gummy bear <END_ANSWER><|endoftext|> |
<START_QUESTION> so theres a henway and. what what's a henway? <END_QUESTION>
<ANSWER> about 2 pounds <END_ANSWER><|endoftext|> |
<START_QUESTION> how can a person go eight days without sleep? <END_QUESTION>
<ANSWER> person sleeps at night <END_ANSWER><|endoftext|> |
<START_QUESTION> there is a fork in the road, one path leads to liarsville ( where they always lie ) and one path leads to truthville ( where they always's tell the truth ). there are no signs but a man in the middle of the fork and you don't know if he from truth or liar ville. what question could you ask him to go to truthville? <END_QUESTION>
<ANSWER> take me to your hometown <END_ANSWER><|endoftext|> |
<START_QUESTION> there was a man and he jumped in front of a moving car but didnt get hurt. how did he do it? <END_QUESTION>
<ANSWER> car was parked <END_ANSWER><|endoftext|> |
<START_QUESTION> what has one eye but could never see? <END_QUESTION>
<ANSWER> pin <END_ANSWER><|endoftext|> |
<START_QUESTION> what's brown and sounds like a bell? <END_QUESTION>
<ANSWER> dung <END_ANSWER><|endoftext|> |
<START_QUESTION> mr. martinez has 2 coins which total 35 cents. since one of the coins is not a dime, what are the 2 coins? <END_QUESTION>
<ANSWER> quater n dime <END_ANSWER><|endoftext|> |
<START_QUESTION> I have lots of words, i give out information what am i? <END_QUESTION>
<ANSWER> im a newspaper <END_ANSWER><|endoftext|> |
<START_QUESTION> what is black and white and black and white and black and white and black and white and black and white and black and white and black and white? <END_QUESTION>
<ANSWER> penguin rolling down hill <END_ANSWER><|endoftext|> |
<START_QUESTION> what animal would you get crossed a duck, a beaver, and an otter? <END_QUESTION>
<ANSWER> platypus <END_ANSWER><|endoftext|> |
<START_QUESTION> I am an animal named after the animal that I eat, what am i? <END_QUESTION>
<ANSWER> anteater <END_ANSWER><|endoftext|> |
<START_QUESTION> forwards in heavy backwards if not what can i. <END_QUESTION>
<ANSWER> im a ton <END_ANSWER><|endoftext|> |
<START_QUESTION> my first is in fish but not in snail, my second is in rabbit but not in tail. my third is in up but not in down, my fourth is in tiara but not in crown. my fifth is in tree you plainly see, my whole a food for you and me. what am i? <END_QUESTION>
<ANSWER> fruit <END_ANSWER><|endoftext|> |
<START_QUESTION> what is coming but never arrives? <END_QUESTION>
<ANSWER> tommorrow <END_ANSWER><|endoftext|> |