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A fake street drama that keeps telling you things instead of showing them
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An empty purposeless exercise
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Earnest and tentative even when it aims to shock
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Haneke 's script LRB from Elfriede Jelinek 's novel RRB is contrived unmotivated and psychologically unpersuasive with an inconclusive ending
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A sometimes incisive and sensitive portrait that is undercut by its awkward structure and a final veering toward melodrama
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Those andunders looking for their own Caddyshack to adopt as a generational signpost may have to keep on looking
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A distinctly mixed bag the occasional bursts of sharp writing alternating with lots of sloppiness and the obligatory moments of sentimental ooze
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What begins brightly gets bogged down over minutes
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Ultimately Jane learns her place as a girl softens up and loses some of the intensity that made her an interesting character to begin with
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Ahnuld 's action hero days might be over
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It 's clear why Deuces Wild which was shot two years ago has been gathering dust on MGM 's shelf
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Feels like nothing quite so much as a middleaged moviemaker 's attempt to surround himself with beautiful halfnaked women
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When the precise nature of Matthew 's predicament finally comes into sharp focus the revelation fails to justify the buildup
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This picture is murder by numbers and as easy to be bored by as your ABC 's despite a few whopping shootouts
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Hilarious musical comedy though stymied by accents thick as mud
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If you are into splatter movies then you will probably have a reasonably good time with The Salton Sea
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A dull simpleminded and stereotypical tale of drugs death and mindnumbing indifference on the innercity streets
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The featurelength stretch strains the show 's concept
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This slender plot feels especially thin stretched over the nearly minute running time
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A film that will probably please people already fascinated by Behan but leave everyone else yawning with admiration
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Davis the performer is plenty fetching enough but she needs to shake up the mix and work in something that does n't feel like a halfbaked standup routine
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The densest distillation of Roberts ' movies ever made
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Ultimately the film never recovers from the clumsy cliché of the ugly American abroad and the toofrosty exterior Ms Paltrow employs to authenticate her British persona is another liability
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A handsome but unfulfilling suspense drama more suited to a quiet evening on PBS than a night out at an AMC
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Tom Green and an Ivy League college should never appear together on a marquee especially when the payoff is an unschooled comedy like Stealing Harvard which fails to keep minutes from seeming like
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LRB It RRB highlights not so much the crime lord 's messianic bent but Spacey 's
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Master of Disguise runs for only minutes and feels like three hours
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A reworking of Die Hard and Cliffhanger but it 's nowhere near as exciting as either
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Suffers from unlikable characters and a selfconscious sense of its own quirky hipness
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A film without surprise geared toward maximum comfort and familiarity
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Fessenden continues to do interesting work and it would be nice to see what he could make with a decent budget
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But the problem with Wendigo for all its effective moments is n't really one of resources
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Spirit is a visual treat and it takes chances that are bold by studio standards but it lacks a strong narrative
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It stars schticky Chris Rock and stolid Anthony Hopkins who seem barely in the same movie
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Their contrast is neither dramatic nor comic it 's just a weird fizzle
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This is a children 's film in the truest sense
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It 's packed with adventure and a worthwhile environmental message so it 's great for the kids
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Parents on the other hand will be ahead of the plot at all times and there is n't enough clever innuendo to fil
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The niftiest trick perpetrated by The Importance of Being Earnest is the alchemical transmogrification of Wilde into Austen and a Hollywoodized Austen at that
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Tykwer 's surface flash is n't just a poor fit with Kieslowski 's lyrical pessimism it completely contradicts everything Kieslowski 's work aspired to including the condition of art
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Ice Age is the first computergenerated feature cartoon to feel like other movies and that makes for some glacial pacing early on
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Too slick and manufactured to claim street credibility
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Cherry Orchard is badly edited often awkwardly directed and suffers from the addition of a wholly unnecessary precredit sequence designed to give some of the characters a back story '
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What ensues are much bloodsplattering mass druginduced bowel evacuations and nonetoofunny commentary on the cultural distinctions between Americans and Brits
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A dark comedy that goes for sick and demented humor simply to do so
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The movie is without intent
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Visually exciting scifi film which suffers from a lackluster screenplay
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While Hollywood Ending has its share of belly laughs LRB including a knockout of a closing line RRB the movie winds up feeling like a great missed opportunity
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If The Full Monty was a freshman fluke Lucky Break is LRB Cattaneo RRB sophomore slump
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Sandra Bullock and Hugh Grant make a great team but this predictable romantic comedy should get a pink slip
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Allegiance to Chekhov which director Michael Cacoyannis displays with somber earnestness in the new adaptation of The Cherry Orchard is a particularly vexing handicap
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You expect more from director Michael Apted LRB Enigma RRB and screenwriter Nicholas Kazan LRB Reversal of Fortune RRB than this cliche pileup
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The first mistake I suspect is casting Shatner as a legendary professor and Kunis as a brilliant college student where 's Pauly Shore as the rocket scientist
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The dramatic scenes are frequently unintentionally funny and the action sequences clearly the main event are surprisingly uninvolving
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Replacing John Carpenter 's stylish tracking shots is degraded handheld Blair Witch videocam footage
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Of all the Halloween 's this is the most visually unappealing
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It has the requisite fauxurban vibe and hottertwoyearsago rap and R&B names and references
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Despite its dry wit and compassion the film suffers from a philosophical emptiness and maddeningly sedate pacing
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feels as if LRB there 's RRB a choke leash around your neck so director Nick Cassavetes can give it a good hard yank whenever he wants you to feel something
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Attal pushes too hard to make this a comedy or serious drama
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He seems to want both but succeeds in making neither
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I could have used my two hours better watching Being John Malkovich again
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It 's not a bad plot but unfortunately the movie is nowhere near as refined as all the classic dramas it borrows from
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Girlfriends are bad wives are worse and babies are the kiss of death in this bitter Italian comedy
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The only young people who possibly will enjoy it are infants who might be distracted by the movie 's quick movements and sounds
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The film boasts at least a few good ideas and features some decent performances but the result is disappointing
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No Such Thing breaks no new ground and treads old turf like a hippopotamus ballerina
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Unfortunately neither Sendak nor the directors are particularly engaging or articulate
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A wishywashy melodramatic movie that shows us plenty of sturm und drung but explains its characters ' decisions only unsatisfactorily
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Bang
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Zoom
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It 's actually pretty funny but in all the wrong places
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Lurid and less than lucid work
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A wannabe comedy of manners about a brainy prepschool kid with a Mrs Robinson complex founders on its own preciousness and squanders its beautiful women
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At a brief minutes we need more X and less blab
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If anything see it for Karen Black who camps up a storm as a fringe feminist conspiracy theorist named Dirty Dick
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This minute dud could pass for Mike Tyson 's E
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True Hollywood Story
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This is surely one of the most frantic virulent and foulnatured Christmas season pics ever delivered by a Hollywood studio
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Once the expectation of laughter has been quashed by whatever obscenity is at hand even the funniest idea is n't funny
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A porn film without the sex scenes
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The connected stories of Breitbart and Hanussen are actually fascinating but the filmmaking in Invincible is such that the movie does not do them justice
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A depressingly retrograde postfeminist ' romantic comedy that takes an astonishingly condescending attitude toward women
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Return to Never Land is much more PC than the original version LRB no more racist portraits of Indians for instance RRB but the excitement is missing
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By the end you just do n't care whether that coldhearted snake Petrovich LRB that would be Reno RRB gets his comeuppance
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Just bring on the Battle Bots please
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While it 's all quite tasteful to look at the attention process tends to do a little fleeing of its own
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Broder 's screenplay is shallow offensive and redundant with pitifully few real laughs
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Yes they can swim the title is merely AnneSophie Birot 's offhanded way of saying girls find adolescence difficult to wade through
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Don Michael Paul uses quickcuts LRB very RRB large shadows and wideangle shots taken from a distance to hide the liberal use of a body double LRB for Seagal RRB
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Slow silly and unintentionally hilarious
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The Sweetest Thing leaves a bitter taste
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In a big corner office in Hell Satan is throwing up his hands in surrender is firing his R&D people and has decided he will just screen The Master of Disguise \/
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For something as splendidlooking as this particular film the viewer expects something special but instead gets LRB scifi RRB rehash
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A thriller without a lot of thrills
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This stuck pig of a movie flails limply between bizarre comedy and pallid horror
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Ah the travails of metropolitan life
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Alas another breathless movie about same
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In Moonlight Mile no one gets shut out of the hug cycle
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Though uniformly well acted especially by young Ballesta and Galan LRB a firsttime actor RRB writer\/director Achero Manas 's film is schematic and obvious