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"Yeah, baby!" "Hi, I'm Dixie." "Dixie Normous." "I may just be a small town FBI-agent, slash single mother." "But I'm still tough...and sexy." "Well, Miss Normous..." "Shall we shag now or shag later?" "Oh Austin...behave." "Hey Powers!" "You better watch your freaking self." "Because this is one doctor who does make house calls." "Right, Mini-Me?" "Hey, assholes!" "I'm right over here, I'm Mine-Me." "Come and get me!" " And cut!" " That's a cut everybody." "So, Austin, what did you think of the opening credits?" "Well, I can't believe Sir Steven Spielberg, the grooviest film maker in history of cinema, is making a movie about my life." "Very shagadelic baby, yeah!" "Having said that, I do have some thoughts." "Really?" "My friend here thinks it's fine the way it is." "Well no offense Sir Stevie, but you gotta have Mojo baby, yeah!" "Hit it!" "Ladies and Gentlemen." "Sir Quincy Jones." "This is where the movie get its Mojo, baby." "Alright, everybody." "Music video, take 2." "It's Britney Spears!" "Oops." "I did it again, baby." "Welcome back Herr Doctor." "How was space?" "Space was cool, wasn't it Mini-Me?" "Doctor Evil, while you were in space." "I created a way for us to make huge sums of legitimate money." "And still maintain the ethics in the business practices of an evil organization." " I have turned us into a talent agency." "The Hollywood Talent Agency." " Really?" "By charging A-list clients 9 % rather that the traditional 10 %." "We've been able to sign such stars such as George Clooney, " " Julia Roberts." "And Leo DiCaprio." "Leo!" "And the best part of the whole scheme is, we all get our own assistance." "Hi, I'm Number 3." "I'm really excited to be a part of the team, here in HTA." "Very impressive, Number 2, but I finally have the perfect plan." "In the 70s, there lived a Dutch metallurgical heathenish, by the name of Johann Van Der Smut." "He loved gold so much he even lost his genitaliens in an unfortunate smelting accident." "Hence the name..." "Goldmember." "He invented a cold fusion power unit for a..."Tractorbeam"." ""Tractorbeam"" "Powerful enough to pull a meteor to Earth." "The meteor was called..."Midas 22"." "It's made of solid gold...is he sleeping?" "Well, that's okay." "I guess Mini-Me won't get any, CHOCOLATE!" "You want down Mini-Me?" "Use your words like a big boy clone." "He's okay!" "Here's the chocolate." "It's from Brugge." "That's in Belgium, that's where daddy's from." "Check out Mini-Me." "He's gone mental on candied chocolate." "It's like freakin' catnip for clothes." " Your chair, Dr. Evil." " Thank you." "Thanks, scedadum, right." "You know, when you have kids, I think your gonna find out that all kids are different, ey?" "For example:" "Mini-Me loves chocolate." "Scotty don't!" "Well, I love chocolate fine." "I just..." "Scotty don't!" "Oh yeah, very familiar, hang on, let me do what I do." "Would you stop..." "How about I what?" "What do you..." "I don't even..." "Honestly, isn't this..." "How about you don't, ladies and gentlemen, Scotty don't." "Dr. Evil, perhaps it's time, that you finish unveiling your plan." "Yes, thank you Number 2." "Ladies and gentlemen, my plan is..." "Scotty don't." "Oh, come on, you're such a lame ass!" "You know what?" "This is causing me serious psychological harm!" "I don't know." "Who am I?" "Fine." "You know what?" "I would love some chocolate." " Here you go." " Thank you." "Heel Mini-Me!" "Come on!" "You okay, Mini-Me?" "Did I pull too hard?" "I don't want to hurt you." " Dr. Evil." " Yo?" "What does Goldmember's plan have to do with us?" "Our earlier attempts of the tractorbeam went through several preparations." "Preparation A through G were a complete failure." "But now ladies and gentlemen, we finally have a working tractorbeam." "Which we shall call "Preparation H"." "What?" "Why don't you just call it "Operation Ass-creamy", ass?" "I'm sorry did you want some ice-cream?" "Yes, I'd love some chocolate ass-cream." "Perhaps later." "Dr. Evil, I love your plan." "Ja, Herr Doctor, it's a really good plan." "Yes, Frau, on the whole, I think Preparation H fells good." "What is it now?" "No, nothing." "You know what?" "I agree..." "Preparation H does feel good." "On the hole." "Well, I'm glad wir sprechen sie the same lingity." "Ladies and gentlemen." "Using my time machine I shall travel back to 1975." "Pick up Goldmember and bring him back to the future." "And the best part of this plan is..." "No one can stop me." "Not even..." "Austin Powers." "Not so fast." "You're sorrounded Dr. Evil." "Shit!" "Dr. Evil, the world court sentences you to 400 years." "Do you have anything to say?" "No, but I think Mini-Me does." "Looks like two eggs and a hankie." "The criminal genius known as, Dr. Evil and his clone were sentenced today at the world organization." "For his efforts, Austin Powers, the son of England's most famous spy, Nigel Powers." "Will be knighted by The Queen at Buckingham Palace." "Arise, Sir Austin Powers." "Thank you, Your Majesty." "Your father must be very proud of you." "Oh, yeah." "Come on dad, stand up and take a bow." ""Daddy wasn't there" Peace!" "I am a sexy beast." "It's Austin Powers, you're so funny." "Also very sexy." "Can I have an autograph?" "Of course, your name is?" "Fook Mi." "Oh behave, baby." "Now your name is?" "Fook Mi." "You kiss your mother with that mouth?" "Fook Mi, like this." "Oh I see." "Your name is Fook Mi." "You want a drink?" "Yes of course, but I have private bar in the back, that you are more than welcome to use..." "Here you go." "Fook Mi!" "That was fast!" "Fook Yu." "Oh, you're going the right way for a smack-bottom and I don't care who knows it!" "Austin." "This is my twin sister, her name, Fook Yu." "Fook Yu..." "Fook Mi." "Twins...twins" "Twins." "Yes." "We're going to see the twins." "I also think Austin Powers is very sexy." "We think you're very great." "We make you sleepy?" "Well, you make me many things, but sleepy is not one of them." " We give you top secret massage." " Yes, top secret massage, baby!" "Sorry about that, I swear to God, that never happens." "Yes, hold on a tick." "Okay, now where were we, baby?" "Ah, Austin." "I'm sorry to interrupt." "Twins, Basil." "Twins." "Austin, it's your father." " What?" " He's been kidnapped." "Very heavy, man." "Oh, so that's why my father wasn't at the knighting ceremony." "Well, no actually." "He was kidnapped after you were knighted." "He was last seen on his yatch." "Oh, yes." "The "HMS Shag-at-sea"." " Exactly, just take a look." "Gentlemen fall in." "Austin, these men were signed to guard you father." "Okay, chaps, chins up, trousers down." "I think we may have found a clue." "Gold blimey!" "All your privates have had their privates painted gold." "How bizarre." "Imagine, guilded tally-wackers, golden wedding-tackle, fourteen-carat trousers snakes..." " That's enough." " Okay." "Basil, there is only one person in the world, who truly understand the psychology of a mad man..." " Dr. Evil." " Dr. Evil." "I've been expecting you, Mr. Powers." "My father is missing." "Yes, I've heard." "How ironic." "You finally caught me, yet now you need me more that ever." "But then again, you've always needed me, haven't you Mr. Powers?" "Remember when I told you, we are not so different you and I?" "We are not so different you and I." " See, I did say that." " Very clever." "Now who has my father?" "Oh, oh...someone have some daddy issues." "Nothing could be my father from the truth." " You said my father." " No, I didn't." "Didn't, did not." "For me this is a dad issue." "Daddy love me." "It seems the knighting ceremony wasn't the only time your... daddy let you down." "Remember that day at the academy?" "Think!" "It was graduation." "Yeah, baby, yeah." "Do I make you horny, baby?" "That, that's the spot." "Right there." "Have you ever heard of knocking, man?" " Right!" " We were just getting started." "Don't forget, Mr. Powers, may tell you about the brief oral exam." "When I have the bit, it's mostly oral, and not too...brief, baby." "You know, brief and oral exam." "It looks like Master Evil is the top-contender for this year's International Man of Mystery." "He's number one in the class." "Hey, everybody, I'm Number 1." "Hello, I'm Number 2." "Nice to meet you Number 2." "But, now I'm going to be named this year's International Man of Mystery." "Who throws a cup cake?" "Honestly?" "And now it's time for award of greatest honour." "This year's International Man of Mystery is..." " Austin Powers!" " Well done Austin." "It has always been my dream to win this award just like my dad." "Glad he could be here." "Stand up, dad." "Take a bow." "Dad?" "I had the best grades in the class, and I didn't get diddly squat." " Here we go." " Tell me Mr. Powers." "What did you find on those sailors?" "A golden surprise?" "Perhaps?" "How did...yes...all the sailors had their meat and two vege painted gold." "Yes, it's the distinctive calling card of a criminal master mind." "The abil named..." "Goldmember." "How can I find this Goldmember?" "Quid pro quo, Mr Powers." "Yes, squid pro row." "I'll give you Goldmember." "You give me a transfer to a regular prison." "So that I could be with my beloved Mini-Me." "Okay." "I'll get you a transfer to a regular prison." "Now where's Goldmember?" "Not where Mr. Powers, but when." "1975 'Studio 69' Disco." "New York City." "Corner 69 and 8th." "You go now, Mr. Powers." "Fly fly." "I'll get it." "Instead of hiding your father in some remote location." "Goldmember's hiding in 1975." "So our engineers has crafted this vehicle, to time travel to the 70s." " Smashing, Basil." "A pimp mobile." " Yes, yes, I knew it would tickle your fancy." "What can I say?" "Look." "Cough..." "Here we go, 1975." "Good luck, Austin." "1975, yeah baby, yeah!" "Good evening, everybody." "And welcome to Studio 69." "Here he is, ladies and gentlemen, Goldmember." "Everybody, I'm from Holland!" "Isn't that wierd?" "Well." "If it isn't Austin Powers." "I'm sorry?" "You got a lot of nerve, jagging your jive white ass in here." "I don't belive we have met." "It's me Foxxy." "Foxxy Cleopatra." "Long time no see." "Stop!" "We can't be seen talking to each other." "You dig?" "I'm using this cat as a distration." "I get it, yes, very clever." "First things first." "Eight years and no phonecall?" "Nobody stands up Foxxy Cleopatra!" "Where have you been?" "Listen Foxxy." "I just want you to know I never intended to hurt you, baby." "Well, all I know is." "Momma only got a taste of honey." "But she wanted the whole beehive." " Oh, beehive!" " You always knew how to make me smile." "Well you know it's a gift really, I...what am I doing?" "Foxxy, what are you doing i Goldmember's club?" "I'm undercover." "About a year ago, my partner at the bureau was killed." "And that jive-ass turkey, Goldmember is the prime suspect." "Your father is in the back room under heavy guard." "Thanks Foxxy." "Austin, good luck." "Dad!" "Hello son." "Just overpowering my guards." "I'm here to rescue you." "Come quickly!" "I got a better idea." "Why don't you rescue me in about...what seven or eight minuts?" "Knock it off." "I don't wanna see my dad on the job." "Come on let's go." "Okay, I'm sorry." "I'm sorry girls." "I gotta..." "What's wrong with your neck?" "I took a Viagra, it got stuck in my throat and I've had a stiff neck for hours." "Listen, dad, if you are gonna talk about naughty things infront of these American girls." "Then at least speak english-english." "All right, my son." "God, that was good times, son." "Welcome to 1975, Austin Powers and fassia." "Excuse me, while I change, the hola boogie has made me sweaty." "You see Mr. Powers." "I love gold." "The look of it, the taste of it, the smell of it, the texture..." "I love gold so much that I even lost my genitalier in an unfortunate smelting accident." "Hence the name..." "Goldmember." "We're both swingers, you see?" "You have a toite body." "Yesh, I see that from your toite bands." "Yesh, you are toite like a toiger!" "Would you like a shmoke and a pancake?" "A what?" "A shmoke and a pancake?" "You, know. flapjack and a cigarette?" "Hm?" "All right." "Shigar and a waffle?" "No?" "Pipe and a crepe?" "No?" "Bong and a blintz?" "Oh, well." "Then there is no pleasing you." "That's not right." "Uh, hello, what have we here?" "That's a keeper, yesh." "Put it in the skin-box, please." "I'm peeling." "Oh, that's just disgusting." "Quickly, quickly, thank you." "Save me for myself." "You're insane Goldmember!" ""And that's the away, uh-huh uh-huh, I like it."" "K.C. and the Sunshine Band." "Alright, Goldmember." "Don't play the laughing boy." "There are only two things, I can't stand in this world:" "People who are intolerant of other people's cultures." "And the Dutch." "What?" "Take the fassia away." "Dutch-hater." "And now it is time to say goodbye." "Dr. Evil's orders." ""Which for you is bad news, bears."" "Walter Matthau." "Sha-zam!" "Up yours jive-turkey." "Traitor!" "Here's the gun, point it at him." "2002!" " They're taking my father to the time machine." " You say what-machine?" "Come on now." "This way, sugar!" "That was close Foxxy, I owe you one." "Austin, I found this in Goldmember's office." " It's a microfilm, maybe a clue." " Smashing." "I wanna go to the future with you." "We can catch Goldmember together." "I owe it to my partner." "I should warn you Foxxy, 2002 is very different." "Well, the future better get ready for me." "Because I'm Foxxy Cleopatra." "And I'm a whole lotta woman!" "2002, here we come!" "All visitations limited five minuts." "No spitting in the visitors room." "Herr Doctor." "I have some news." "It's your son." " He wants to take over the family business." " Scotty does?" " He's gotten so evil he's even started losing his hair." " I know, it's sweet." "Oh, he just wants to make you proud, Herr Doctor." "After all it's hard on the boy not having a father." "You know." "First you were frozen, then you were in space, now you're in jail." "Don't tell me he feels neglected." "I was adopted by freakin' Belgians." "You were adopted?" "I never met my birth parents." "There was a car accident." "I'm told that it was a beautiful Belgium day." "The smell of waffles and brussels sprout filled the summer air...until..." "My birthmother was incinerated." "I only survived because of her smoking carcass formed a protective coocoon of slaughtered human effluence." "A Belgium man and his 15-year old love slave with wet feet was looting the accident scene, they come across a bloodsoaked baby...moi!" "They raised me to be evil." "You know, that old chestnut." "Ja." "But nothing compares to this." "Being inside the belly of the beast, night after night all alone..." "Daddy's all pant up, let's freak." "Times up!" "Visitings hours are over." "Get to the line." "Cuffs up!" "Move it!" "Hi there." "How are you sleeping?" "Good?" "Gentlemen, listen up, ya'll." "Here's the new plan." "You're gonna start a riot." "And we're gonna walk out the front door." "Hey man, I know guys on crack that makes more sense than you." "Really?" "Then let me put it to you this way, 'coz..." "Alright, listen up!" "Tonight 8 PM you're gonna start a riot." "Yes, Dr. Evil!" "Attention all guards." "There is a riot in progress." "Seal all exits!" "Attention, Dr. Evil and his clone are trying to escape." "All guards report to cell block A immediately..." "There you are." "Good morning, sunshine." "Good morning." "How did you sleep?" " Great!" " Me too." "If these lips could talk." "Oh, hello." "You have the right to remain sexy, sugar." "Oh, I hope there's a search involved." "You got mail." "So, what does this thing do?" "Well, it's called the Internet." "It complete revolutionize the way we live and access vital information." "For example, have a look at this." " Now that's vital information!" " I know it's amazing." " Oh, Basil, what's happening, baby?" " A lot is happening Foxxy." "Dr. Evil has escaped." "The good news is one of our agents has managed to infiltrate Dr. Evil's organization." "Excellent, Basil we have been tried for years, to get a mole inside Dr. Evil's lair." " We now have that mole." " Yes." "Ah, and here he is." "So, you're the..." "Mo...mo...mo..." "Most...most...most excellent agent we've ever seen." "Yes, the most excellent agent we've ever seen." "Thank you." "Thank you." "Now I wasn't able to get the exact location." "But I did learn that Dr. Evil has moved to a new lair outside Tokyo, Japan." "By the way I realize that I have a large mole on my face." "Where?" "What?" "Where's that mole?" "I didn't see one." "I also realize the ironi, that I am myself...a mole." "No one would make that connection." "Anyway...well done, old chap." "Jolly good work." "Nice to mole you...meet you!" " Nice to meet you, Mole!" "Don't say mole." " Stop!" " I said mole." " Stop!" " Bye" " Mole!" "Mole!" "Mole!" "Oh, shut up!" "Moley, moley, moley, moley, moley!" "Up periscope." "Ladies and gentlemen." "Welcome to my new submarine lair." "It's long and hard, and full of seamen." "Nothing?" "No?" "Not even a titter?" "Tough sub." " Dr. Evil, You look very toit!" "Yesh, toit like a toiger!" "Yesh Yesh Yesh!" " Really?" "Yesh, you look like a "macho-man"." "Village People." "You know, Goldmember?" "I don't think that's something one dude should say to another dude!" "Yeah!" "A little creepy!" "Ooh yesh!" "Yesh yesh yesh yesh!" "This is a keeper!" "Alright... you're not going to put that skin in your mouth, are you?" "You did... ok... that's just gross!" "Yesh, salty!" "Yesh that was good!" "Ladies and gentlemen." "As you know." "We've been designing a "tractorbeam"." "Code name Preparation H." "It's powerful enough to pull the meteor..."Midas 22"." "Into a collision course with the Earth, upon entering the atmosphere the hot ball of magma." "Will strike and melt the polar icecaps, causing a global flood." "But enough of my technical mumbo-jumbo." "Allow me to demonstrate." "Lower the globe." "Lower the globe!" "Av, av..." "Scheisse." "Well, congratulations numb nuts... you've succeeded in turning me into a frickin' Jack in the box!" "Get it off." "Get it off!" "It's dark." "It's dark." "I'm okay, I'm okay." "Release the meteor." "Release the meteor!" "No way!" "Right in the kanickies!" "God dammit!" "Guys!" "Way to go a-hole!" "All right hold on, let me try to find my balls for God's sakes!" "One, two... and three, okay." "I'm okay!" "Dr. Evil, we still have the ultimate insurances policy." "May I present to you the very sexual, the very toite." "Austin Powers fassia." "His what?" "His fassia Dr. Evil." "His ferder?" " What's a ferder?" "His fassia!" "You know, the fassia." "Yeah Goldmember, I dont speak freaky-deaky dutch." "Okay perv boy?" "Fassia, his dad, dad is fassia." "Oh his dad, oh his FATHER." "Yes, that's the right accent." "Isn't that wierd." "Father, father." " Ah, Nigel Powers." " Hello, hello." "Bring him to me!" "Easy peasy lemon squeezy!" "Put the guns down." "Is this the first day on the job or something?" "Look, this is how it goes..." "You attack me one at a time." "And I knock you out in a single punch." "Okay, go!" "Oh, he's good." "Do you know who I am?" "Have you any idea how many anonymous henchmen I've killed over the years?" "And look at you." "You haven't even got a name tag." "You got no chance!" "Why don't you just fall down?" "Alright, Dr. Evil give yourself up, while you still got a chance." "Okay, okay." "You got me." "Nigel Powers, meet..." "Mini-Me." "Oh, blimey." "I though I smelled cabbage." "Take hime away!" "Dr. Evil, can I paint his yoo-hoo gold?" "It's kindda my thing, you know?" "How about no, you crazy Dutch bastard!" "Attention henchmen." "It's health week." "Don't forget your physical." "Dr. Evil's orders." "You know, I think it's a shame the way they treat you." "Just because you're one-eight their size." "Doesn't mean you deserve one-eight of their respect." "Mini fella." "I'm..." "I'm curious." "Is everything in proportion." "You know your bobby dangler, - your general, two colonels." "Your giggle stick, master of ceremonies." "Yeah, don't be shy, let's have a look." "My word!" "You're a tripod." "What do you feed that thing?" "It's like a baby's arm holding an apple." "The good news is." "If you ever get tired." "You can use it as a kick-stand." "I think we both know who the real brain is behind this operation." "Tokyo, a go go, baby, yeah!" "What's kicking, Basil?" "A lot's kicking, Foxxy." "Austin?" "One of Dr. Evil's henchmen has been spotted at the Asahi Sumo Arena." " See there immediately." " Thanks, Basil." "Ah, Jesus Christ, this diaper is making my nuts rub together." "It's gonna start a fire!" "That's Fat Bastard!" "Do you know what my favorite Helen Hunt movie is?" "TWISTER!" " That's not right." " Sure ain't." "Are we done here?" "I've gotta take a crap." "Wait a tic." "Something doesn't smell right." "And I think it's Fat Bastard." "You okay, Austin?" "Sound as a pound, love." "I didn't have any corn!" "Hey diaper-lady!" "Here's my diaper." "I think I might have pinched one off to soon." "I left a rosebud in there for you." "You really are a fat bastard!" "You know, that hurts my feelings." "I'm trying to go on a diet, you know." "The zoan." "You know curbs are the enemy." "Oh...who's your friend?" "Oh, I liked to have a go with that filly." "Do you find me sexy?" "Look at my titties!" "Shut your mouth!" "Alright, that's enough!" " Okay, you got me, put it there, would you?" " Okay." "Come here, you!" "Oh, my titties!" "You give me a nipple!" "I've got you now!" "Come here you!" "Prepare for the ultimate wire-fighting manoeuvre!" "I just hope my wire-fighting team is ready!" " Cranky!" " Oh, great, isn't this magical?" "One of my wires broke." "Your under arrest, sugar!" "Okay, Fat Bastard, who's the Japanese cat you make a exchange with?" "All right." "His name is Roboto." "He owns Roboto Industries." "He's designing some contraption for Dr. Evil..." "I don't know..." " The tractorbeam." " The tractorbeam." "That's it!" "Listen, do you honestly think that crime can pay?" "Well, to be honest with you, I've been trying to go legit." "I really take my sumo wrestling seriously, you know." "But when you are an overweight child." "In this society that demands perfection." "Like your sense of right, wrong, fair and unfair." "We'll always be tragically scud." "Did you just soil yourself?" "Maybe." "It did sound a little wet, didn't it, right in the end, uhh..." "Let's have a smell, alright." "Wafting, wafting." "Well, everyone likes there own brand, don't they?" "This is magic!" "Alright, analysis." "Smells like carrots and throw up." "That could gag a maggot!" "Smells like hot, sick arse and a dead carcass." "Even stink would say that that stinks!" "You know when you go to the apartment building, and you smell others people's cookin' on each floor, and you go: "What are they cooking'"." "That, plus crap!" " Hey pa!" " Hey Scotty!" "How you been sport..." "I got you a present." "Really?" "Open the tank." "Open the tank!" "Are those sharks with laserbeams attached to their heads?" "Cool!" "You mean I actually have fricken' sharks with fricken' laser beams attached to their fricken' heads?" "You're the best evil son an evil dad could ever ask for." "I love you, dad." "I love you, son." "Starting moment..." "Scotty!" "Come here." "Pop a squat, right next to daddy!" "Mini-Me, move down the bench." "There's a power struggle." "Scotty's on fire!" "Alright, it's getting crowded in here." "Everyone out, everyone out, come on!" "Not you, Scotty." "Not you, Number 2." "Not you, Frau." "Not you, Goldmember." "Not you guys back there." "Not you henchman holding wrench." "Not you henchman arbitrarily turning knobs making it seam like your doing something." "This is uncomfortable!" "The tiny one can't take a hint." "He doesn't understand, He's small." "Hello Foxxy." "Austin." "We've comfirmed what Fat Bastard told you about Roboto is accurate." "He was hired by Dr. Evil to contruct Preparation H." "So Roboto had the technology to build Goldmember's tractorbeam." "Which means Roboto will lead us to Goldmember." "Which means Goldmember will lead us to my father." " You speak Japanese?" " A little." "Well you might be a cunning linguist, but I'm a master debator." "I'm looking for my father." "He was kidnapped." "Please eat what?" "Wait." "He said: "Please eat some shitake mushrooms."" "Tell me." "What do you know about...s...my father's where...about...s." "You're ass is happy?" "No!" "He said: "Your assignment is an unhappy one"." "Nice potty-mouth, dirtbag." "Yes." "Quite off topic, thank you very much." "Why don't I just speak in English?" "That would be a good idea, now wouldn't it?" "That way I wouldn't miss-read the subtitles making you it seem like you're saying that are dirty." "I'm sorry to hear about your father." "But I can't help you." "Please excuse me." "I have another appointment." "By the way..." "Mr. Roboto is lying to us." "Tell me something I don't know." "I open-mouth kissed a horse once." " Say-what?" " That's something you don't know." "My spider-senses tells me that my father is still in this building." "You keep a look out." "I'm gonna try to sneak in." "Sha-zam!" "Come on, sugar." "There is Goldmember and Roboto." "Yesh." "Very impressive put Preparation H into my stooping transporten." "You need this to tone the tractorbeam." "It's a gold key." "Smarty pants." "Let's spread out." "Hands up, Goldmember!" "It's payback time." "Sure you can kill me." "But then, what happens to Austin Powers' fassia?" "Dad!" "Yesh!" "And now he's going to have an unfortunate smelting accident." "Don't worry dad!" "I'm here to rescue you." "May I point out, that last time around you fell into to an obvious trap." "Now your're trying to save me instead of stopping Goldmember." "Please, I'm not gonna let Goldmember get away!" "Austin, Goldmember is getting away." "Hello, hello, aren't you gonna introduce us Austin?" "Foxxy, this is..." "Powers." "Nigel Powers." "Is that Eau de Fleuratia your wearing?" "Yes, it is." "That's how a woman should smell." "Especially one as beautiful as you." "My my...even in the face of danger you live up to your reputation." "Get on with it!" "I got an idea." "Your spycar is a mini." "It's not the size mate." "It's how you use it." "You know I would have found my way out, very well." "What?" "I saved your life!" "Listen." "Should have been doing your job!" "Oh, your welcome, mate." "Shut up and turn around, please!" "Run!" "It's Godzilla!" "It looks like Godzilla." "But due to International Copyright Laws...it's not." "Still we should run, like it is Godzilla!" "Though it isn't." "There is Goldmember." "Greater-greater one-niner, this is Goldie-van." "Over." "10-4 there, Goldie-van this is Rubber-ducky, what's your ten-twenty?" "Over." "I've got Preparation H in rear and smoke in the barrel of my backdoor..." "Viva las convoy." "Over." "Yee-haa." "Copy that you son-of-a-bitch powder of monkeynuts." "Open wide there Rubber-ducky, I'm entering your mouth now." "Over." "Great, Goldmember got away." "Now what?" "I think it's obvious, we should take Dr. Evil's lair by force." " You can be my backup, son." " Backup?" "Well that's fairly condescending." "Do you think Dr. Evil's is gonna expect an attack?" "We should infiltrate his lair." "It's aint my first rodeo, cowboy." "We need commandos, scuba...gadgets for god-sake." "Well, I don't like to use gadgets." "Outside the bedroom, I thank you..." "You know." "I think being frozen, damaged your brain." "Really?" "And how would you know?" "This is the most time we ever spent together, since...ever!" "What are you saying, son?" "What boy learned to drive a car with machineguns on it?" "Or had a helicopter you could fit in a nutsack?" "What about you Swedish nanny, Helga?" "Oh, yes, Helga!" "Let's say I didn't hire her for the cooking." "She stayed on, until you were 24." "We were mates you and I." "I didn't need a friend." "I needed a father." "You know I have risked my life trying to save you." "And you still don't give me any respect." "Respect?" "Come on." "If you got an issue, here's your tissue." "That is not funny." "Well, I suppose we better go our seperate ways then?" "Fine." "Fine." "So." "I've been assigned to welcome you to the Ministry of Defense." "I have a letter from my director personally thanking you for switching sides." "I...can't wait to inform Austin of your defection." "Oh." "Hello Basil." "Yes, Austin should be here any second." "Yes, I'm in Austin's hotel room right now." "Assasin!" "Try to kill me will ya?" "Oh." "You wanna be friends, huh?" "Wait a tick." "I'm not falling for that again!" "But, at least he didn't mention it." "Yes, I realize he can't talk." "Listen I think Dr. Evil treated him badly." "And that's why he has decided to help us." "Come back here, you little bugger." "Oh, yes." "I'm sure Austin and Mini-Me, will get along famously." "I guarantee nothing will happen to Mini-Me in my watch." "Come here you bugger, I got ya." "Oh, I think he and Austin will be united in their commitment to the mission of stopping Dr. Evil." "Austin." "There you are." "I have come to tell you the good news." "Mini-Me has..." " switched sides." "Sorry about that, old chap." "Welcome aboard." "My mole-stake." "What was that?" "Listen." "Just get it out of you system." " No I'm fine." " I insist." "We could work together better if you just..." "Mole!" "Bloody mole!" "We are not supposed to talk about the bloody mole, but there's a bloody mole winking me in the face!" "I'm gonna chop it off, and cut it off." "And make some guacamole!" " Better?" " Yeah." "So you decided to join us, huh, Mini-Me?" "And welcome to the good side, my mini-brother." "And thank you for the map for Dr. Evil's sub." "What's this?" "It says: "Dr. Evil's tractorbeam is now complete" "there is not much time." "Dr. Evil must pay!"" ""You are so beautiful."" ""Are you a clone of an angel?"" "That is so sweet!" "But no my mini-man, I'm not." ""Are you sure you don't have a little clone in you?"" "Yeah I'm sure." ""Would you like to...?"" "Holy bugger!" "That is so not funny." "Okay, everyone prepare to dive." "This spycar is also a submarine." "Get me the World Organization." "What is it, Dr. Evil?" "Gentlemen." "In a matter of hours a meteor will crash into Earth causing a global flood." "That is of course unless you pay me." "1 billion-gezillion-fefillion... million...yen." "I think you're bluffing." "Well perhaps you would like a demonstration?" "Number 2 the key, please." "Sir, Dr. Evil is not bluffing." "One of our satellites is falling out of orbit." "Which one?" "It's the one that looks like a pair of..." "Melons!" "Big juicy melons!" "Are they nice and ferm?" "Well, what do you think?" "Look at that!" "It looks like a set of giant..." "Hey, A and N you're late." "How're we doin.." "Go Titans!" "Check it out." "Those remind me of..." "Boobs!" "Boobs, Ozzy?" "These film makers is just *BEEP* boobs!" "What do you mean, dad?" "Well they use the same *BEEP* jokes, as they did in the last Austin Powers movie." "What *BEEP* joke?" "You know the *BEEP* joke about the long smooth rocket that looks likes some guy's..." "Johnson!" " Yes, sir?" " Any sign of that satellite?" "No, sir." "It's gone." "Gentlemen, you have my demands, peace out!" "Cool, baby." "You look very switched on." "Thank you, Austin." "No Mini-Me!" "Off!" "Bad!" "No humping!" "Dr. Evil." "In light of success of the device." "It is japanese custom that I recieve a bonus." "A bonus?" "That's good." "Yeah." "Throw me a freakin' bonus here!" "I haven't laughed that hard since I was a little girl, thank you!" "Oh, you're nok joking." "No!" "In fact if you don't give me the bonus..." " Hey guys!" " Hey Scotty, how are you, sport?" " Why don't you let me take care of this?" " Okay." "That's the evil laugh." "Scotty!" "Scotty!" "Scotty." "Take it down a notch." "It's creepin' a bit." "Let's go." "We will need a disguise." "There's only one uniform." "One of us has to go, on the other one's shoulders." "Hey there buddy how's it going?" "Good to see, ya." "Yeah, yeah...hi!" "Hello." "You alright?" "Yes it's a good hat." "Very good hat." "Come on Mini-Me, let's go." "Hold it right there, mister." "Did you really think that you could get away with this?" "I did actually, yes." "Every new recruit must have a physical." "Now get in here sailor." "I'm going to need an urine sample." "Okay." "Okay, then." "Hello." "And here we go." " Terrific." " Yes." "Alright sailor." "Go behind that screen and strip down to your skippies." "Alright then, I'll just go to that screen." "Which is over there." "Right behind that screen." "Come on, hurry the map." "Okay, what's on the map." "I'm going to need an urine sample." "Which way to the main chamber?" "Okay." "So...sure." "Excuse me, doctor?" "It's difficult in public, isn't it?" "Mini-Me, our shadows, we're casting a shadow." "What's wrong, sailor?" "You should check that guy out!" "What the hell is going on here?" "Hands up." "You heard me, I said hands up!" "Come with me!" "Mini-Me, the map." "Go!" "Okay, you got me." "Are you alright, little man?" "Right on!" "Mr. Powers." "Before I kill you." "Perhaps you would like to see the genius of my plan." "Key, please." "What the?" "Who?" "But how?" "Where?" "Looking for this?" "Mini-Me?" "Alright, everybody, drop your guns." "Because Foxxy Cleopatra is in the sub." "Smashing, Foxxy!" "Yeah!" "Alright, Dr. Evil." "It has finally come down to this." "You, me and the gun." "What are you going to do now, Austin?" "Dad?" "What are you doing here?" "I gotta finish this off once and for all." "I'm afraid you can't do that." "I have to protect my son." "Dad, I'm fine." "I'm not talking about you." "I'm talking about...him." "What?" "Dr. Evil is not your son." "I am." "You both are." "What?" "It was our first...family holiday together." "Just as I was finishing a case." "Your mother brought the two of you to Belgium." "I stopped to have a tinkle." "When the car..." "But, my parents died in a car accident." "It was no accident." "Ìt was an assasination attempt." "I though only Austin survived." "I should have told you the truth earlier." "But those Belgians, they made you so damn...evil." "Of course they share border with Dutch." "Very interesting story, Mr. Powers." "Of course, I'm gonna have to wait until I see all the facts." "Daddy!" "Daddy is here, Ducky." "Ducky, ducky?" "Ducky remember, Ducky...?" "Dad, what's going on?" "What are you going to do Austin?" "Austin!" "Are you sure you can trust, Dr. Evil?" "He ain't heavy." "He's my brother, baby, yeah!" "I should have told you this so long ago, son." "I'm very proud of you." "Can you forgive me?" "I forgive you dad." "I'm Ducky!" "I'm Ducky!" "Oh, come on!" "I mean first I'm not evil enough for you." "And now you're gonna turn good?" "Listen, Scott." "You can spend your whole life trying to win your parents acceptance." "Believe me!" "But at the end of the day you just gotta do it for yourself, baby." "Hey, Austin..." "What?" "I hate you." "I hate you!" "I hate you!" "I don't even know you, but I hate you too." "And I especially hate you!" "You'll pay." "You'll all pay!" "I'd like to point out that no one else in my gene pool runs like a girl." "Not so fast, smarty pants!" "Dr. Evil!" "You might not want to destroy the world." "But I do!" "Preparation H goes ahead as planned." "I got to flood the Earth!" "Think again, Goldmember." "Huh, Foxxy Cleopatra." "It's a shame I had to kill your partner." " Too bad for you." " Too bad for me?" "How about too bad for you?" "Oh no!" "Luckily I keep a spare." "Look everyone!" "My winky was a key!" "Oh dear, bloody Dutchman." "Foxxy, I'm coming!" "Don't do anything stupid or the shooting begins." "Austin, take Ducky I'll stay here and be your backup." "Ducky, what do we do?" "I'm not really a "hands-on-evil-genius"." "Think you were always the smart one." "I could re-write the output capacity to the tractorbeam from one of the conduit boxes up there." "Come on, let's go." "Yesh!" "The shooting begins." "Let me shoot!" "You know, Dr. Evil." "I used to think you were crazy." "I know." "But now I can see your nuts." "I thank you." "Hurry!" "Fassia, fassia, fassia, fassia, fassia." "Fassia can you here me?" "Fassia, fassia..." "Well done, Austin!" "You saved the world again." "Thank you." "Austin, you did it." "We did it!" "Yeah, baby!" "No?" "Just trying it on." "Goldmember, you're under arrest, sugar." "Hey assholes!" "Do I have time for a last smoke and a pancake or what?" "I'm from Holland!" "Isn't that wierd?" "Yes, well done!" "Hey Powers!" "Fat Bastard?" "But you are not fat anymore." "I'm on the subway diet." "I've lost a 180 pounds." "Congratulations, baby." "Thank you." "I do have a little bit of excess skin though." "But unfortunately my neck does look like a vagina." "Austin." "Thank you, for eveything." "Sha-zam!" "I'm gonna get you, Austin Powers." "MORE TO COME..." "Well they are using the same *BEEP* joke as they used in the last Austin Powers film...movie...oh I'm sorry." "Well they are using the...the...what..." "Well they are using the same joke, as they..." "W...what do you mean?" "Boobs, Ozzy?" "Stop..." "Oh, don't start this Kelly, don't you worry about..." "On the mark!" "On the mark?" "I don't like that noise I'm getting all turned on." "My testeron is going dancing..." "Get off me!" "Is...is it true what they say about you?" "Kickstand?" "Really?" "Can I give you my cellphone number?" "Please?" "Ladies and gentlemen, Mr. Burt Bacharach."

"Big money in whale meat." "We've done DNA testing... on samples from Japanese and Korean markets." "The samples match the signature... of these southern hemisphere whales." "They call themselves research vessels." "That's how they justify tracking the whales... but they come out here to hunt." "does he?" "Meeno." "Not much." "No." "But he's probably the most passionate of any of us." "whaler... you are about to violate international law." "Any attempt to harm this mammal... will be a direct infraction of the Reykjavik moratorium." "guys!" "Heads up!" "God damn it!" "What do we do?" "my God!" "Hang on!" "What's happening?" "Brace yourselves!" "Help me." "help me!" "Meeno!" "Meeno!" "Meeno!" "No!" "No!" "John!" "John!" "Take my hand!" "John!" "Reach out!" "Meeno!" "Open it." "OK." "That's just..." "Man." "What is that?" " It's a cross." " A cross?" "15th Century by the look of it." "The Coroner's Office has already asked to interview you." "they'll never find an explanation." "I think it's time we brought them in." "And I will not accept a "No" answer." "Not from those four." "Tell your mother that you're going." "Period." "OK?" "Mom already said the exact opposite of you." "She's always saying the exact opposite of you." "honey." "Is this important to you?" "Daddy." " Then let me talk to her." "He wants to talk to you." "Power's out again." "Tell your father we can't afford it." "I'm looking for a patient named..." "Meeno Paloma." "Are you immediate family?" "No." "I'm a journalist." "The Observer." "It's immediate family only." "No exceptions." "Thank you." "How exactly do you expect to pay for this?" "but the kid loves the harp... right?" "50 bucks a week?" "you can't get the alimony and child support together." "I..." "I understand why... but don't grandstand for your daughter... when you know you're not going to be able to." "OK?" "Use my MasterCard." "The one with the hot air balloons on it." "I don't think that's maxed out." "Howard." "You don't..." "You don't exactly write... in case you haven't noticed." "just do it." "Please." "folks." "Hope I'm not disturbing you." "Mind if I..." "Are you the gastro inter... 'cause I'm not." "and I'm a journalist." "would be extremely interested... in hearing about what happened to you out there." "I thought Dr. McKergy specifically said..." "Dr. McKergy didn't voice any objections to me... just for a few minutes." "Great." "Thank you." "um... a rogue whaling ship... right?" "What... what exactly happened?" "The whaler was... uh... female." "suddenly... it was... it was like... something was... churning the water." "Some... force." "Some violent force... destroyed the whaler." "And... and then..." "and then it hit us." "huh?" "about 50 miles out?" "Sargasso Sea?" "It's also known as the Bermuda Triangle." "L..." "I never said anything about the... relax." "You don't have to." "I will." "Good people died out there." "Mr. Thomas!" "Yeah?" "Mr. Thomas." "My name's Ackerman." "Aron Ackerman." "And I'm..." "I'm just a huge fan of yours." "I think you're a truly fantastic journalist." "Truly." "Thanks." "I've got something for you." "come on." "Are you..." "She's serving me again?" "I just talked to her." "She didn't mention this at all." "sir." "Nothing like that at all." "Well..." "Base." " Professor?" " What?" "All right." "Are you reading the velocity sensors?" "Professor." " Full array?" " Across the board." "don't start the recorders... until my tailbone has crossed the threshold." "Professor." "We're approaching center spoke." "What's my splash factor?" "Looks like you'll be landing over open marsh." "We got recovery fan boats standing by." "That's Florida State Conservancy land down there." "You'll probably get busted." "We're center spoke." "Right now!" "everybody." "Eyes wide." "I lose!" "This is one small step for man... one giant leap for mankind!" "guys." "You're awesome." "Totally awesome." "Bruce Geller." "The incredible Bruce Geller." "Need any help with bail... there's a number in there you can call." "who the hell are you?" "How did you know where to find me?" "Check the other three." "He's not in any pain." "Somebody has taken him." "They haven't harmed him." "He's wearing a... red shirt." "Dark red shirt." "There's a stain..." "What kind of stain on the front?" "It's..." "It's chocolate." "I smell chocolate." "Who's this?" "This guy Stan something-or-other." "Used to be some big lost kid finder." "He's offered to help." "There's a van." "It's a... very dark van." "Brown..." "No." "it's black." "It's very... definitely black." "And there's a red stripe on it." "The driver of the van is..." "I see gold." "I see..." "He's wearing a gold chain." "if I could just see a landmark or a signpost." "The van is stopping." "Mommy?" "Felicio!" "Here's your kidnapper!" "Way to go." "Mr. Lathem." "Emily." "It doesn't matter whether it's my domain." "This is a B.T.W. Safety issue." "now we have to deal with it." "Dr. Patterson... and the drill coils we're using are operating well within... spec tolerances for depth and pressure." "then this 780 tells me that you're either a liar... or a liar." "Look at it." "Something caused it to torque." "We're within specs." "This was a fluke." "If we have to shut down to investigate... we're talking about men's lives here." "Those men's lives." "Something caused this." "We owe it to the frontliners to find out what it was!" "you're a pretty good deep ocean resource engineer... you said I was one of the best you'd ever seen." "now I'm firing you." "What?" "On what grounds?" "Safety." "You're firing me for bringing to light a potential life and death... it is your safety I'm referring to." " Oh!" "My safety?" " Don't listen to her!" "She's crazy!" "We want to work!" "subparagraph B of your contract... if I feel I can no longer assure your safety as a woman on board this rig... they want to... kill me." "OK?" "Company chopper leaves in 20 minutes... and I want your toes on the departure line topside in 19." "please." "Welcome to Miami International Airport." "Please maintain visual contact with your personal property at all times." "hi." "Can I help you with this?" "Do I know you?" "but I have something for you." "How was your flight?" "Howard Thomas." "Bruce Geller." "Bruce Geller." "Stan Lathem." " Howard." " Hi." "Welcome." "Any of you have any idea why we're here?" "You're here because I asked you." "I'm Eric Benirall." "my experts." "Experts in what?" "Exactly how much do you know about the Bermuda Triangle?" "Benirall Shipping Lines is the largest... privately owned shipping company in the United States." "Over 700 million tons of cargo transported every year." "There's a good chance that something you're wearing right now... something electronic which you used today... will have come to this country on one of my 303 cargo haulers." "303 ships presently on the seas." "it was 309." "The Bermuda Triangle is eating your ships?" "When the first ship went missing..." "Mr. Thomas." "My tone has now changed." "That section of the South Atlantic... is one of the busiest shipping areas in the world." "Ships go down." "It experiences two powerful sea breezes... and one from the west." "The push between the two forces triggers extreme weather." "The Atlantic is also the deepest ocean in the world... with amazingly strong currents." "these are not pleasure craft... some drunken day-sailors at the helm." "very large ships... made of iron and steel... with the most professional crews in the world." "But no distress signals were given." "There were no adverse conditions." "They just disappeared without a trace." "Why isn't this public knowledge?" "It is." "What I'm about to show you is not." "This particular ship had her own encounter... just two nights ago." "94 miles from shore." "She's the first that's managed to make it home." "No explanation as to why she was spared... but not unscathed." "Of a crew of 25... only 7 survived." "do you?" "Which is good." "That's what I need." "it's not that I don't believe you." "And I really respect all that adventurous stuff you do." "the America's Cup wins... and that Arctic thing you did last year." "I kind of did the same sort of thing myself." "I really appreciate your problem with missing ships... you don't." "You don't give a rat's ass about my problems." "you see... and I'm known to be a bit crazy with my money... which is all the magnet I needed to draw you here... and to keep you here..." "I'm willing to share some of those riches." "Intrigued?" "Mind your heads." "Christopher Columbus himself recorded more than one encounter... during his voyages through the Triangle." "despite having discovered a new world for Queen Isabella..." "Columbus was ultimately imprisoned by the Spanish." "Any of you know why?" "he lost 500 men... and more than 6 of his 30 ships to a freak hurricane." "Despite the large number of ships and men lost... not a single remnant was ever found." "Columbus was thrown in prison... on the accusation that he had somehow... personally summoned the unnatural storm." "The charge was sorcery." "he recorded his first encounter... with a strange phenomenon in the Atlantic." "Might I read you something from his log record for that night?" "Appeared before us a behemoth of iron... then not." "Not of this God's known world." "this ship ran into fog." "All seven survivors say they saw ships within that fog." "But not just ships..." "wooden sailing ships." "Three of them." "Flying Spanish flags." "The flags that the Spanish have not flown... for more than four centuries." "You think that this crew encountered Columbus?" "We don't know what they saw." "People build recreations of old ships all the time." "They fly all sorts of flags." "I do know something... and I do trust my crews." "And they do not believe that what they saw were recreations." "Might I suggest that you prepare yourselves?" "Please." "What exactly are we supposed to be observ..." "Is that... 11 men died here." "More than just died." "it was 9 men who died here." "This is the only physical evidence we have... of what actually happened on board that night." "As for the rest of the crew... at the same time... these remains appeared on the foredeck of the ship." "Remains that forensic sampling... would suggest belonged to a man who'd never had... a single childhood inoculation in his life... that bathed with lye soap... and was suffering from the onset of scurvy." "Anyone not of a rational mind might begin to think that perhaps... this man came from the wooden ships." "Ms. Patterson." "Those the seven survivors?" "They're still under quarantine on the ship." "Why are they still on deck?" "They're afraid to go down below." "I sympathize with the plight of your crew here... and I appreciate the ghost ship tour and all..." "I'm dead tired... and what exactly do you want from me?" "Ms. Patterson." "Explanations." "The explanation." "Explanations of what?" "come on." "Not the Bermuda Triangle." "I have ships traversing the entire globe... but I've only lost them in the Triangle." "I need to know what's happening here." "What I want is nothing less than the definitive reason... 000 souls... have been lost over the centuries." "Why this group?" "you could afford anyone." "probably." "it's true." "You weren't exactly my first choice... risen to that position." "because we showed up." "What is important is that you each bring a distinct discipline... from the scientific to the more ethereal." "Mr. Thomas." "you're my referee..." "the ultimate arbiter." "You are my Triangle expert." "I've examined your work in..." "What's the name of the publication you write for?" "The Observer." "that's right." "You've interviewed every legitimate explorer... every wild-eyed crackpot." "You know every theory..." "And I don't believe any of it." "I want you to vet very hard." "this endeavor... it isn't about hypotheses and suppositions." "It isn't about "what ifs" and "just maybes." "This is a journey." "This is a quest for truth." "The truth." "To uncover something that's managed to evade... everyone that has gone before you." "you said something about money?" "if you want me to set aside all my projects... all my other projects..." "and start researching this... then you're going to have to compensate..." "Dr. Geller." "This isn't some weekend gig... that you palm off onto your grad students." "This is field work." "This is getting your feet wet and your hands filthy... and going wherever you need to go... and doing whatever you need to do to bring me what I need." "And for that..." "when you bring me that..." "I'm prepared to give each of you $5 million." "Each?" "He said "Each." "The funds are already in escrow accounts..." "I thought." "But understand this..." "it is not payable for trying." "You only collect when you deliver." "That's why all the other candidates passed." "Mr. Thomas." "What possible answer could we give you?" "What has happened to my ships." "It's simple." "I'm assuming that there'll be some kind of contract... that our lawyers can look at..." "Decide now." "You start tonight." "we don't get some part of the money up front?" "what if..." "Dr. Geller." "All or nothing." "I'm a man who does his homework... and I do not expect to get a "No" from any of you." "$20 million." "You've got 15 minutes." "The name on the deposit slip is Bruce Geller." "Geller with an "e-r." "So this is proof that the money's there waiting for us?" "I guess I should call my paper... and tell them I'm taking a leave of absence?" "In the morning." "is there anyone there who speaks better English?" "English!" "The amount I'm looking at is $5 million." "whatever you need." " American dollars." "The whole 5 million?" "And he can't just take it back?" "the money is mine?" "got it." "very much." "What's your name again?" " Ackerman." " I've got some staff... some key staff I want to bring along." "This is your team." "Mr. Benirall was very specific about not wanting... to unbalance the dynamic of..." "What about expenses?" "Per diem?" "It's covered." "Jaro said you can come back to work anytime you're ready." "A one-nothing lead in the 3-game series." "the lightning..." "Ruben's been messing with my presets again." "he hasn't." "Those are the same stations they've always been." "I think that what happened to me..." "I think it somehow affected my memory." "Your memory?" "What do you mean?" "This truck was blue." "I know it's the same truck." "but..." "Unless you had it painted while I was in the hospital?" "Of course I haven't had it painted." "it's always..." "Dad!" "it's the Rubenator!" "man." "I missed you." "the whole time I was out there... all I could think about was getting back here to you." "They wouldn't let me come to the hospital." "I know." "I know." "though." "I'm here now." "hey!" "Nader!" "Nader." "How's my Nader?" "hey!" "Daddy!" "Who's this?" "Aren't you going to hug Dylan?" "Dylan?" "Dylan... our youngest." "Flight 246 to Dallas-Fort Worth... is now boarding at Gate C24." "Tell Victor to cover my classes." "Don't ask him." "Just tell him." "And have the grad students keep crunching the hurricane data." "I can't tell you what I'm doing." "I can't tell you... all right?" "So what is the Triangle anyway?" "Do we even know its boundaries?" "San Juan." "000 square miles." "You didn't know that?" "And you're what?" "Our ocean person expert?" "Deep ocean resource recovery." "So forgive me for not being conversant in the current folklore." "it's not just folklore." "Thousands of people have been lost." "planes." "You heard Benirall." "I'm here because he lost 6 ships in the last 12 months." "That's something I can help him with." "Nobody really knows anything about this guy." "We know he's rich." "And that's about it." "He's a total enigma." "Like the anti-Trump." "no Business Week interviews... no society columns." "we know he believes the Bermuda Triangle is real." "There is a mystique to the region." "Yeah." "what about him?" "What does he do?" "I think he said he's a weatherman or something." "The preeminent meteorological authority... on the South Atlantic and environs." "Of course." "That explains why I've heard of him." "again?" "that's right." "The Observer." "I'm still here." "nobody sits this one out." "I want everybody on this." "undergrads." "Every warm body whose academic life..." "I hold in the palm of my god-like hand." "you heard me right..." "Very funny." "Just get them started." "Benirall was very specific." "not your coeds." "5 million on the line." "That could fund my research for the next 10 years." "I'm going to use every resource I've got." "People have been trying to explain the Triangle for years." "Why Benirall thinks that us... this group... can come up with some new answer..." "Definitive answer." "this is Zegna!" "I'm going to get a cup of coffee." "Anybody else?" "thanks." "What?" "Psychic." "That's what I'm talking about." "But I'm sure having a paranormal guy around like that... makes you feel more at home." "that's rich." "Why am I sitting here?" "What do we really expect to accomplish?" "We expect to accomplish a big chunk of Benirall's millions... in our bank accounts." "There is no answer to find." "We're going on a wild goose chase." "right?" "We all faked a paper or two in our time." "I never faked anything in my life." "luv." "I really don't think we're going to be able... to con this guy out of parting with $20 million." "Why not?" "We're all experts in our field." "I know I am." "What's to stop us?" "000 pages in his lap... data specific to our individual expertise." "We dazzle him." "It's worth a try." "what's he going to do?" "Fire us?" "You don't have to wear it." "of course not." "You got it?" "it's right here." "sweetie?" "I got it." "Here." "There." "There you go." "right?" "we are." "It's Gate 7." "Your flight leaves in 90 minutes." "We got your offices set up and waiting... minutes from the Space Center." "I almost forgot." "What are those?" "This is everything Mr. Benirall has collected on the Triangle." "Pretty much every known scrap of information... on the phenomenon." "000 pages in there." "A lot of it's nonsense." "bunch of polysyllabic words that say nothing." "really great..." "Get-me-Art-Bell on-the-phone" kind of stuff." "You believe in this?" "Absolutely." "like this." "Watch!" "Why aren't you trying?" "Whoa!" "I am trying." "You used to be really good." "What happened?" "You're doing good." "Daddy?" "I'll be right back." "Daddy?" "Squishy." "I'm sorry." "but I have never laid eyes on... that game before in my life." "You bought it specifically... so that you and Dylan could play together." "damn it." "Your flesh and blood." "You named him Dylan." "The doctors say there's nothing wrong with me." "nothing wrong physically... but you have got to see someone else." "See a different type of doctor." "I need to get to work." "They're going to expect me back." "Meeno!" "I don't..." "For us." "For your family." "OK." "you OK?" "Bathroom?" "we are experiencing turbulence... so the captain has turned on the "Fasten seat belt" sign." "visibility 40 miles." "You got clear flying." "thanks." "Fog bank." "Damn it." "Why isn't that on my RYCAP?" "Heather!" "Hold on!" "Heather!" "sir." "what?" "How long ago?" "Who else knows this?" "Absolutely." "All of it." "As soon as you get it." "Get me Ackerman right away." "There's been..." "Something's happened." "Wow." "How'd you ever divine that?" "Come on!" "Out of line." "What are you talking about?" "A plane has gone down." "A commercial liner." "I got a chopper standing by." " Let's go!" " Go where?" "It's a 747." "Miami to Zurich." "Full passenger list plus 11 crew members." "What about survivors?" "CNN..." "Reuters..." "nobody's saying." "This is the crash site of a commercial airliner." "They don't need us in their way right now." "Forget about need." "That's the U.S. Coast Guard down there." "You really think they're gonna let us... go traipsing' around while they're trying to work?" "What are those?" "You cannot be serious." "Are these real?" "What are they?" "They're DOD's INDEF security IDs." "Department of Defense?" "INDEF?" "I'm gonna kill you" territory." "nobody has these." "Are they real?" "Tell me you're not giving us counterfeit government IDs." "Counterfeit?" "Define your terms." "because none of you has that kind of clearance." "you flash that... nobody's gonna dare question you being there." "after?" "this is Romeo Two Echo." "this is Defiance." "a Bell 222... requesting permission to land." "Attention on deck." "Attention on deck." "How come you got out here so fast?" "We were already in the vicinity on sentry patrol." "Navy's got some maneuvers goin' on." "Had us out here baby-sittin' this patch." "Any survivors?" "The plane's resting on a shelf around 30 meters down." "but survivors?" "I doubt it." "We have some ROVs deployed." "Why ROVs?" "Why not just send divers?" "we're a security contingent." "We have divers aboard... but none of my boys are NTSB Rescue/Recovery trained." "The mainland's puttin' together a whole cigar box... full of experts from all over south Florida." "we thought you were part of 'em." "Bring it around this way." "More." "You guys might want to see this." "Up." "Bring it up." "move." "You see what I'm seeing?" "Are we sure this is the same plane that just went down?" "This plane looks like it's been down there for decades." "Last transponder transmission came from this lat and longitude." "Those engines are Pratt Whitney 4074 turbo fans... added to the line no more than a year ago." "This is a very new plane." "Then where'd all that rust and those barnacles come from?" "Nothing says that it came from... where you're suggesting it came from." "If you don't mind my asking... what project are you folks with?" "You should know better than to ask that." "there are other craft down there." "Those look like Navy planes." "But what kind are they?" "Those are Avenger torpedo bombers." "Torpedoes?" "The Navy hasn't used torpedoes in years." "you better take a look at this." "They did in the 1940s." "1940s?" "They look like they crashed today." "Look." "He sure hasn't been down there since the Forties." "I'd say a couple hours at most." "She's alive." "Inside that 747... there's someone still in there... alive." "I'm in." "It's completely swamped." "There's no way anybody could be alive down there." "Excuse me." "uh..." "Where are all the passengers?" "please." "Someone..." "It's a little girl." "inside of that plane." "Meeno!" "bro?" "Hey." "Tito." "brother." "I do have a couple of divers on board." "but..." "My people are doing this." "They're experts." "The ROVs aren't showing anyone alive." "And let's not forget the guy claims to be a damn psychic." "Can't be anyone still alive on that plane." "There's nobody on that plane period." "And I want to see what the ROVs aren't showing us." "You don't have to come." "my hero." "if you find something that satisfies Benirall..." "I want to be there." "Do you know how to deep dive like this?" "I've only done it about 500 times." "What about you?" "Are you kidding?" "I almost lost a leg diving a trench off the Aleutians." "Didn't stop me." "Splash... right back in." "Just get it over with." "OK." "Good." "Good idea." "Thanks." "this isn't the creepiest thing I've ever done." "it is." "Do you ever focus?" " Looks like we've got company." " I see it." "Have you ever seen them do this before?" "Sharks." "Drawn by all the blood." "What's wrong with them?" " What do you mean?" " They're not moving." "Aren't... aren't sharks supposed to keep moving?" "They're not moving forward." "I think it's the water." "You just keep an eye on them." "What's she doing?" "NTSB teams are inbound." "They should be here any minute." "Good." "That's good." "They want to talk to Mr. Lathem." "Can I borrow your headphones?" "I..." "I think it's toward the rear of the plane." "What's he showing us?" "The seatbelts are still locked." "Stan... there's nobody here." "The plane is empty." "She's there!" "That's her." "What is that?" "ma'am." "Coffee?" "I don't drink coffee." "explain this one." "it's obviously a pocket of trapped air." "where is everybody else?" "you get some old sailors... talking about boats that disappeared and turned up somewhere else... but with all the passengers missing." "It's always second- or third-hand." "I've never actually met anyone who's witnessed it themselves." "congratulations." "Now you have." "sweetheart." "What's your name?" "Heather." "Heather." "Where's my mommy and daddy?" "Heather?" "dear?" "About two hours?" "It was getting really hard to breathe." "Heather?" "people." "We can't leave her like this." "We really need to go." "Emily!" "Emily!" "Let's go!" "This place is great." "please." "Let me just get you logged on." "Tell me again about the water sample you guys took." "How many houses like this does he have exactly?" " A few." " A few." "You mean just here in the States." "right?" "beach estates." "all right?" "please." " What was it about the water that..." " It's called a halocline." "in the ocean." "Dr. Patterson..." "Emily recognized it." "You're saying there's an area of fresh water in the ocean?" "That's what's near the 747?" "Haloclines are extremely rare." "Normally caused by fresh water run off nearby land." "These weren't anywhere near land." "We located the downed aircraft by side-scan sonar only." "I'm afraid it's at a depth which precludes any serious attempt at recovery." "The wreckage is scattered over an area... and there are no survivors." "Considering the location of the crash... recovery of victims' bodies should be considered extremely unlikely." "NTSB officials say the cause of the crash is still under investigation." "But early indicators suggest that the plane may have been... the victim of a pocket of extreme turbulence." "Turbulence." "No survivors?" "Try... no bodies." "Try... everybody disappeared." "The girl." "What have they done with the girl?" "What have they done with her?" "Stan..." "I know what you think." "Eh?" "But that woman that we found wasn't a little girl who magically... don't... don't patronize me!" "Why does it always seem that the more education a person has... the more unwilling they are to accept new ideas?" "how many degrees do you have?" "Three." "No..." " Four." " Four." "Four." "What's the definition of science?" "Evidence through observation." "you saw the condition of that plane." "You saw the passengers were missing." "You saw me directly lead you to the one surviving passenger." "how can you question that now?" "I'm telling you that old woman... was a six-year-old child when she boarded that plane." "When you see what you see... do you know they're visions or whatever?" "I mean... um..." "Do you know they're absolutely real?" "As real as my looking at you now." "will you shut up?" "Of course I can tell you to shut up." "You're the editor of a cheesy tabloid." "but..." "Because I'm out in the field." "Seriously." "it's nothing you're paying for." "I've witnessed this..." "I'm part..." "Marty?" "You're just gonna have to trust me." "and you're gonna love it." "I'm not at the damn dog track." "all right?" "Well?" "I understand that... satellite films." "We've got haloclines posting through most of the Southern Atlantic." "Look at this spot right here." "It's halocline crazy." "this is unheard of." "valuable technology... this phenomena can't be examined from 200 miles up." "this calls for... four people." "Yes!" "we got it." "guys." "We got it." " Got what?" " Our sub." " Did he say sub?" " Mm-hmm." "Only private sub on the Florida coast rated for 300 fathoms." "Sub as in submarine?" "Following up on your haloclines." "so we're going to have to drive all night... if we're going to be there by morning." "Anybody have trouble sleeping in a car?" "whoa." "Wait a minute." "What happened to the nice offices in Canaveral City?" "Mr. Benirall expects you to take 'em." "we just got back from the damn 747." "assimilate... weeks' worth." "They're your haloclines." "You're the one who ordered the submarine." "Howard." "Sally?" "What?" "Who's there?" "Someone there?" "my God." "She's a beauty." "I didn't know she was a Russian." "Foxtrot class." "Probably built in the early Seventies." "1870s." "We're expected to go out to sea in this thing?" "Why?" "Do you see us at risk?" "Don't you?" "the thing's in dry dock." "Do we really expect that she's ready to dive?" "Gotta find the captain." "Sally?" "I..." "I didn't mean to wake you." "I just..." "Why are you calling so early?" "Is it Tracy?" "Did something happen?" "no." "It's not Tracy." "Why?" "Isn't she there?" "she stayed over at Mindy Granger's last night." "Something... something happened last night... and I..." "I just wanted to make sure... just wanted to make sure that you were all right." "You wanted to make sure I'm all right." "did anything... where... where were you last night?" "Like around 2:30 or so this morning?" "Is that what this is about?" "I was with Adam." "Is that what you want to hear?" "How did you..." "Adam?" "Adam..." "Adam Leffert?" "right?" "I'm not." "and it's none of your business." "Wow." "Is it... is it serious?" "Or..." "It might be." "why are you calling me?" "I'm..." "Sorry I bugged you." "Go back to sleep." "all right?" "Bye-bye." "You're the sub owner and the captain?" "operator." "Call me Captain Jay." "Where the hell's my breakfast?" "how many we got?" "you want a little day trip?" "See some shoals?" "Maybe a couple of Spanish wrecks?" "Maybe see some sharks!" "You wanna go here?" "Yep." " How deep?" " Just what it says." "Have you got cash?" "Gentlemen!" "Are we all locked and loaded?" "Ivan... or you'll be on ice back in Siberia where you belong." "you knuckleheads!" "Both bow lines!" "We actually gonna let this nut bag take us down in this thing?" "Three things in life where you don't go cheap... submarines." "Great." "A submarine?" "but..." "Just a minute." "I think I better... just give them anything they need." "Anything they need." "Do you understand?" "how we doing?" "huh?" "What was that you just..." "Lithuanian." "It's an old Navy oath." "I thought Lithuania was landlocked." "What does it mean?" "Into the belly of the beast." "Super." "Kapitan." "Benirall's really done one hell of an exhaustive study." "Woo from Beijing..." "Westerfield and his crazies at Rand." "800 feet." "He's even had some poor goofs doing serious research... into UFOs and Atlantis." "Now we take up that noble baton." "Why can't you at least consider the possibility... that the answer lies in non-traditional science?" "after everything we witnessed yesterday?" "Well..." "All of us witnessed?" "I'm willing to think outside the box here." "but..." "I'm going to say a word." "I don't want you to laugh at me." "It's... wormholes." "As in time travel?" "randomly generated pathway... between two distinct time/space dimensions." "ocean studies?" "I don't know that much about them." "I've written about wormholes and interviewed people... who've actually traveled through them." "if you can just get past... the extra-long sleeves that buckle in the back." "I know they're only theoretical." "and I hate that I'm saying it." "But after all that we've witnessed... the Navy bombers from the 19..." "We don't know that those were the same planes." "please." "The passengers..." "they all had to go somewhere." "What about the old woman?" "OK." "OK." "So what?" "Your theory is that... that all we have to do is prove that wormholes truly exist?" "Excellent." "That's great." "what are we gonna do with all that extra time we've got left over?" "No wonder you're divorced." "touché!" "all I'm saying is that this region is known... for its electromagnetic anomalies." "it's one of only two places on earth... where compasses point both true north and..." "Magnetic north at the same time." "Yawn." "Old news." "this is the problem with trying to explain... the Bermuda Triangle." "All the theories have been... studied and discussed and dismissed years ago." "What the hell is your problem?" "Ever since we left Benirall's..." "OK?" "something's bothering you." "What?" "something else." "you know that?" "you're all gonna want to see this." "I'm gonna get some light on this." "Haloclines." "Dozens of them." "Hundreds." "I was through this area a couple weeks ago... with some Colombians..." "Colombian tourists." "These things were not here." "I've never seen anything like this." "I've never heard of this many." "Something's removed the salinity from this water." "Is this your electromagnetic anomalies or..." "Desalinization can occur through means of electrical processing." "Somebody's zapping the ocean with electricity." "a few other noticeable ramifications?" "Look at this." "What?" "What is it?" "200 or 300 of those." "I swear none of this was here two weeks ago." "get that long and lat." "Note the time." "open sea salvage." "As owner and captain of this vessel... anything we see there that's recoverable is legally mine." "What the hell is that?" "The Cyc/ops." "No way." "That... that can't be." " What?" " What is it?" "I've done dozens of articles on the Cyc/ops... the legend of the Cyc/ops." "000-ton U.S. Navy collier from World War I." "It supposedly went down with all hands in 1918." "but not that deep." "Why hasn't anyone discovered any of this before?" "It's all right." "It's OK." "No problem." "No problem." "this happens all the time." "We'll get it going again here in a minute." "Not a problem." "get me a damn beer." "No power means we can't surface... we can't regulate temp..." "Air!" "What about air?" "A little matter of air?" "we are living our own Triangle experience." "come on!" " This is exactly what it's like!" "I bet the people on the 747 said the exact same thing." "We don't if anything caused this other than the fact that this sub is a joke!" "that's better." "Something hit us." "we hit something else." "I think that did it." "Uh-oh." "Looks like we're a tad stuck." "Exactly how much is a tad?" "I don't know." "When can we surface?" "Soon as I get the engines fixed." " When's that?" " I don't know." "What about the radio?" "Can't you call for help?" "500 feet." "800." "Radio's useless unless you've got a COMS buoy." "Are you kidding?" "Do you have any idea of how much those things cost?" "I do have a distress jimmy... why don't you at least launch it?" "maybe someone will see it!" "What about oxygen?" "How much oxygen..." "It's not the oxygen you have to worry about." " Carbon dioxide." " Oh." "Every time we exhale... we're putting a little more poison into the air." "God!" "I saw something yesterday." "Out at the crash site... just before we left the Coast Guard ship." "I swear I saw... survivors in the water... burned." "I know that they had to be some sort of a... but they were completely real." "So real." "I was looking right at them." "we've been experiencing some pretty strange... very strange crap out here... but that doesn't necessarily mean that it's supernatural in origin." "I'm sure there are plenty of..." "Everybody uses "supernatural" like it's a dirty word." "There is an explanation for everything... that we are experiencing here." "Supernatural isn't impossible." "It just means we haven't uncovered its secrets yet." "you're a psychic." "How can anything be a secret from you?" "You mean like why you're still wearing your wedding ring... even though you're divorced?" "Something just happened." "The weirdest thing." "there was this mirror... and no reflection." "I swear to Almighty God." "I wasn't there." "What?" "Seemed completely real?" "I was not in that mirror." "That did it!" "Reverse engines!" "get us the hell out of here!" "all the tanks." "Get us up!" "Get us up!" "Up we go." "Hang on." "Here we go." "That's how you do it!" "let's get some air." "Anybody got a theory on this one?"

"Once upon a time in a village in ancient India, there was a little goat and a priest." "The priest wanted to sacrifice the goat to the gods." "He raised his arm to cut the goat's throat, when suddenly the goat began to laugh." "The priest stopped, amazed, and asked the goat," ""Why do you laugh?" "Don't you know I'm about to cut your throat?"" ""Oh, yes," said the goat." ""After 499 times dying... and being reborn as a goat," "I will be reborn as a human being."" "Then the little goat began to cry." "The high priest said, "Why now are you crying?"" "And the goat replied, "For you, poor priest." "500 lives ago, I too was a high priest... and sacrificed goats to the gods."" "The priest dropped to his knees, saying," ""Forgive me, I beg you." "From now on, I will be the guardian and protector of every goat in the land."" "Now, then, what does this ancient tale teach us?" "That no living creature... must ever be sacrificed." "What happened to- to the goat?" "Ah, yes, the goat." "Mmm." "The goat had many, many lives as a human being, until one day he turned into someone... very strange indeed." "Champa!" "Show us something of your previous life, huh?" "Telegram for Lama Norbu." "I've been waiting for nine years... to receive this." " Is it about Lama Dorje?" " Yes." " Have they found him?" " Perhaps!" "We shall all pray for the success of your mission." "And, uh, remember to take your medicine." "Wait." "This is Lama Dorje's bowl." "You will need it for your search." "Everybody is a-wonderin'!" "What and where they all came from!" " Everybody is a-worryin' 'bout where they're gonna go!" " Seattle!" "When the whole thing's done!" "But no one knows for certain!" " So it's all the same to me." " It's so wonderful to see you again," " but you must be very tired after such a long flight." "Yes, a little tired." "Tell me again about your dreams." "My dreams began about a month after Lama Dorje passed away." "They were so intense, and they always led me to the same place." " The empty site." " Yes." "Lama Dorje was walking in front of me, on a hill." "He was pointing to this empty spot, but there was nothing there." "And then I found the site... quite by chance a few months after, just as it was in the dreams." "I saw they had started to build a house." "I discovered that it belonged to the family of an engineer... with a small boy called Jesse, an only child." "He was born a year after Lama Dorje passed away." "Lama Dorje was wearing jeans?" "Oh, yes." "It was quite startling, because in life, he always wore robes." "Of course, I felt very shy about approaching them, but then I was lucky." "Three weeks ago..." "Line up again!" "A beautiful day." "Yes, it is." "I'm a Buddhist monk from Tibet." "My name is Kenpo Tenzin." "Oh." "Oh." "Nice to meet you." "Now I teach here in Seattle." "Oh, really?" "I'm a teacher too." "I teach math." "Oh!" "Like me!" "Also I teach astrology." "Mostly astrology." "How unusual." "We Tibetans have a very advanced system of astrology." " Excuse me." " Go!" "Play!" "Go!" "Jesse!" "May I ask, uh, what day- on what day your son was born?" " On March 1st." " Wonderful!" "And at what hour?" "In the morning." "Very early. 6:30." "Oh, wonderful, wonderful!" "6:30!" "Very special!" "Very special!" " Oh." "Well, I don't know about that, but" " Oh, yes!" "Oh, yes." "Oh, yes." "May I give you this card, please?" "Thank you." "Jesse!" "I wrote her last week." "I mentioned that an important lama wanted to see her." "It's okay, Maria, I'll get it." " I can get it!" " It's all right." " Mrs. Conrad, you remember me?" "We met at" " Yes, of course." "At Jesse's school." "The Tibetan astrologer." "Kenzo Te" "Kenpo Tenzin." "Kenpo Tenzin." "Yes." "I" " I got your invitation that you sent me... to the Dharma Center, and, uh," "I've... been meaning to go." "I just haven't had the time, but, uh" "But I will." "I'm looking forward to it." "My friend Lama Norbu has just arrived from Bhutan... and has never been in America before." "He's a very important lama." "He's come on a very special mission." "Oh, really?" "Well, would you like to come inside?" "Yes." "Yes, that would be very kind." "It will be very interesting for him." "This is Mrs. Conrad." "This is Lama Norbu." "Please come inside." "It's a bit of a mess." "My husband built this house." "He's an engineer." "As you can see, we're still living out of boxes, but at least the kitchen's done." "We only just moved in a few weeks ago." " Very empty." " Very beautiful." " Yes." " Mrs. Conrad?" "Is it okay if I go?" " Yes, It's fine, Maria." "It's fine." "Thank you." "I'll see you tomorrow." "Very exciting." "It's very exciting to me." " Really?" " Yes." "Can I get you some- something to drink?" " Oh, no." "Thank you." " Thank you." "All right." "Please sit down." " Are you sure, Mrs. Conrad?" "Is it okay if I go now?" " It's okay, Maria." " Really." "It's fine." " Okay." "Please make yourselves comfortable." "Lama Norbu is also my teacher... in our monastery in Bhutan." "Oh." "I see." "And he's come on a very important mission for all of us." "He will stay at the Dharma Center we've started here in Seattle." " Of course, of course." " Lisa!" "Oh." "It's my husband." "Excuse me." "Hey, honey." "Hey, what's the matter?" "You look done in." "I am." " Come on." "I have a little distraction for you." " What's going on, honey?" "You'll see." "Who are these people?" "Tibetan monks." "They just appeared." " The round one's a teacher of astrology." " And the square one?" "Teacher's teacher." " Where's Jesse?" " He's finishing his homework." "Shall we?" " This is, um" " Lama Norbu." " Kenpo Tenzin." " This is my husband Dean." "Hi." " Uh, they were just admiring the emptiness of the room, sweetheart." " Uh-huh." "No room will be empty if your mind is full." "You learn that in a prison cell." "We are Buddhists from Tibet." "For many years we have been living in exile, the guests of our brothers in Bhutan, Nepal and India." "Since the occupation in 1959." "In Tibetan Buddhism, we believe that everybody is reborn, again and again." "But there are a few... very special beings... who come back as spiritual guides, particular people whom we can identify." "That is why we are here." "So you're here in Seattle to find someone." "Yes." "My old teacher, Lama Dorje." "The man who once found me." "We are looking for his reincarnation." "Jesse, is that you?" "Come on." "Come out." "Come say hello." "Come on." "Come here." "This is Jesse." "This is Lama Norbu." "And do you remember Kenpo Tenzin from school?" "Why don't you wear shoes?" "It's an old Tibetan habit." "Do you like my mask?" " In our country, we love masks." " I made it." " It's a red rat." " Oh." " Honey, I need a scotch." " Mmm." "So do I." "You see, my teacher, Lama Dorje, who was even a teacher of the Dalai Lama, towards the end of his life... he felt he was needed in the West to teach the Dharma, the path of Buddha." "So he came to America, to Seattle, where he passed away nine years ago." "We have been searching for his reincarnation in many places, but now we think he might have been reborn right here, as your son." " As Jesse?" " Yes." " Lama Dorje had a great sense of humor." "This is Champa, and this is Punzo." "Champa, so you have woken up." "Please excuse us." "It was a great honor to visit you, but now we must leave." "You should see the monorail." "I'll show you the monorail." "Uh, Champa." "This book is for you." "So, you will be my guide," "Jesse?" "Yeah." " Good-bye." " Good night." "Good night." ""Little Buddha, The Story of Prince Siddhartha."" "Okay, now your toes." "Ah." "Careful of your book." "Mom, where did those men come from?" "Well, they're Tibetans, honey." "They come from Bhutan, which is a country in the Himalayas." "What are the Himalayas?" "The Himalayas are the highest mountains in the world." "Mom, good-bye!" "Good-bye!" "Let's see." "Okay." ""Buddha was born 2,500 years ago... in a small kingdom... in ancient Nepal." "As was the custom in those days, his mother, Queen Maya, was returning to her parents' home... for the birth of her child." "It was a long journey for the Queen to make, so, on the way, the royal caravan stopped for a rest... by the edge of a great forest." "As the Queen entered the trees, she fell into a kind of trance... and remembered a strange dream she had had... the day she conceived her child." "In the dream..." " a baby elephant had appeared at her side... and blessed her with its trunk." "Queen Maya was deep inside the wood... when suddenly her birth pains began." "And then, it is said, a tree, understanding this great moment, bent slowly down to protect her, offering its branches for her support." "The child was born with almost no pain, with shining, golden skin." "He was fully conscious, his eyes wide open." "And he was strong enough to stand on his own legs." "I have been born to reach Enlightenment... and free all creatures from suffering." "And, it is said, lotus blossoms grew in his footsteps."" "Hey, where's our reincarnation?" "Where's Lama Dorje?" "Reading his book." "Wow." "Like the Three Kings from the east, huh?" "Hmm." "Yeah." "Amazing." "Well, at least they didn't try to tell us that Jesse was the result... of an immaculate conception." "I don't know, I like the idea:" "reincarnation." "I wouldn't mind coming back, visiting the places I like again and the people I love." "Suppose you come back as an ant." "So, what's wrong with an ant?" "Lots of group activity and picnics and things." "You can get squished." "People get squished too." "Yeah, that's a fact." "I can't believe you'd be this upset over four harmless, little Tibetan monks." " What's bothering you, Dean?" " It's Evan." "He's bankrupt." "What?" "Evan's bankrupt?" "He's been hiding from everybody even me." "But, how?" "How can that happen?" "You are his best friend." "Everything you've ever done, you've done together" ""King Suddhodhana, the baby's father, named the child Siddhartha, which means, 'He who brings good.'" "And then he gave a great reception to present his son to the people." "Suddenly, in the midst of the ceremony, and to everyone's surprise, an unexpected guest arrived." "He was the revered hermit and astrologer Asita, whom nobody had seen for years." "As Asita looked at her son," "Queen Maya saw tears come to his eyes." "Do not be alarmed, O Queen." "Mine are only the tears of an old man... who knows that he will not live long enough... to learn from the teachings of your son." "Will he be a great king?" "He'll be the master of the world." "Or its redeemer." "When he grows older, Siddhartha can become a teacher, like you, if he wants, but first of all he must follow me..." " and be a king." " It may be as you wish, but the gods often betray the wishes of mortal men." "He will be a king." "He will be a king!" "Queen Maya was filled with a strange foreboding, as if she knew that she too would not live to see her son's destiny fulfilled." "He will be a great king!" "A week later she died of a terrible illness..." "I know why you're here." " You're looking for your teacher, aren't you?" " Yes." "And red rats have very long ears." "What was your teacher's name?" " Lama Dorje, which means "thunderbolt" in Tibetan." " Lama Thunderbolt?" "I think you should go to the police, if you want to find him." "No, the police can't help us." "You see, Lama Dorje is dead." "But how can you find him if he's dead?" "It's very difficult to explain, but we believe he's been reborn." " Like a ghost, you mean?" " No." " As a child." " Could I be Lama Dorje?" "You could be, yes." "I think I am." "I am Lama Thunderbolt." "We'll have to see about that." "Then why did you come to our house?" "You ask a lot of questions, huh?" "Yes, Maria, yes!" "I can show you Buddha!" " Jesse, show them the building your father built." "Yeah!" "Come on." "My father built that building." "See?" "The one with the green dome." "He made it for his friend Evan, but it's always empty." "Was Buddha a god?" "No, he was a real person." " Like Jesus?" " Yes." "Quite a bit like Jesus, though he was born long before." "What happened to Buddha when he grew up?" "Oh, he wasn't called Buddha yet." "He was still young Prince Siddhartha," "Ahh!" "and he married the beautiful Princess Yasodhara." "He became a great horseman, a great archer, and he often played with his friends... the ancient game called "Kabadi."" "You mean, all he was doing was having a great time?" "Yes." "Haddadu, haddadu, haddadu, haddadu, haddadu, haddadu" "Ha!" " Wendikali!" " Wendikali!" " Siddhartha!" " Siddhartha!" "Wendikali, wendikali!" " Wendikali!" " Wendikali!" "Siddhartha!" "The King had given Siddhartha three palaces." "One for winter, one for the rainy season and one for summer." "In this way he hoped to shield his son... from all knowledge of pain and worry." "But then, one day," "Siddhartha heard a mysterious song of haunting beauty." " At first he couldn't understand where it was coming from." "The song was in a language he had never heard before." "What was it saying?" "What did it mean?" "What is this song?" "It is from a faraway land, my Lord." "It evokes the beauties of the country she knew as a child, the mountains and the lakes... that she can never forget." "How strange." "Do such places exist, places as beautiful as here?" "I've heard that only suffering lies beyond these walls." "What do you mean, "suffering"?" "Your father loves you very much." "He has given us everything we could want." "There's no need to go anywhere else when you've such beauty around you." "It is true;" "we have everything, and everything is perfect." "So... what is this feeling I have?" "If the world is so beautiful, why have I never seen it?" "I've not even seen my own city!" "I must see the world, Yasodhara!" "With my own eyes." "Well, this must be the Dharma Center." "It looks like a church." "Jesse!" "Hi, Champa." "Hi, Punzo." "That's beautiful." "But I'm afraid I have to go." "Jesse, come say good-bye." "Hey." "So, your dad's going to come by and pick you up at 4:00." " Okay." " Okay, sweetie." "Good-bye." "Excuse me, Lama." "I was worried." "One day, Champa, but not yet." "Hey!" "That's Lama Thunderbolt." "Yes." "Is this his bowl?" "Look." "It's dusty." "What's this?" "It is a trumpet made from a human bone." "Honest?" "A human bone?" "Now, where did we get to?" "Oh." "Siddhartha wanted to see the world." "Ah, yes." "He wanted to see the world." "Secretly, however, his father prepared everything in advance..." " so that nothing Siddhartha might see in the city... would upset or disturb him." ""Everyone should be young and healthy."" "Siddhartha!" "Siddhartha!" "Siddhartha!" "Siddhartha!" "Siddhartha!" "Siddhartha!" "Suddenly, however, through the crowd, the young Prince saw something he had never seen before." "Channa!" "Channa!" "Who are those men?" "Tell me, who are those men?" "They are men like the rest of us, my Lord," " who once sucked milk from their mother's breast." " Why do they look like that?" " They are old, my Lord." " What do you mean, old?" "Old age destroys memory, beauty and strength." " In the end, it happens to us all, my Lord." " To everyone?" "To you and to me?" "It is better not to concern yourself with these things, my Lord." "But where are they taking them?" "Channa!" "No, my Lord, don't go there!" "Please!" "You mustn't!" "No, my Lord!" "My Lord!" "My Lord Siddhartha!" "What is the matter with those people?" "Why is she crying like that?" "She is in pain, my Lord." " She is very sick." " Sick?" "What is that?" "No one reaches the moment of death... without falling sick at least once." "Even kings?" "And death- what moment is that?" "Show me death." "This is death, my Lord." "Here the ashes are given to the river, my Lord." "Death is the moment of separation... which comes to every person in every family." "When a body grows cold and stiff like wood, it has to be burned like wood." "It was on this day, from this fire, with these people, that Siddhartha learned about suffering... and discovered compassion." "They were him, and he was them." " Dad." " Am I interrupting?" "Of course not." "Please come in." " Look!" "It's human bone." " Wow." "Spooky, huh?" "Jesse, I need to talk to Lama Norbu alone for a minute." "Okay, Dad." "Come." "I'll show you around the center." "I was just telling Jesse the story of Siddhartha." "That's a beautiful story." "A beautiful... myth." "It is one way of telling the truth, and children seem to love it." "Lama Norbu, I have a great respect for your culture... and your religion," "and I know about the invasion of Tibet... and the tragedies that happened," "but I don't believe in reincarnation, and neither does my wife." "Why should you?" "In Tibet, we think of the mind and the body... as the contents and the container." "Now the cup is no longer a cup." "But what is the tea?" " Still tea." " Exactly." "In the cup, on the table, or on the floor, it moves from one container to another, but it's still tea." "Like the mind after death, it moves from one body to another, but it is still mind." "Even in the towel, it's still tea." "The same tea." "None for me, thanks." "Once we're certain about the reincarnation, the child would receive a special education." "He could become a very powerful figure in our society, a spiritual leader." "Even if he's an American?" "I mean, what, you're offering Jesse life in a Buddhist monastery?" " Is that it?" " Of course." "If he wanted it." "Or he could go on with his life here and decide when he's older." "But first, to be sure of the reincarnation, we will take Jesse to Bhutan, consult the Abbot of the monastery... and all the experts." "Now you look angry." "I am." "To take a child away from his family, in this country, we call kidnapping." "Vroom!" " Special delivery for Lama Norbu!" " Oh." "Thank you." " Vroom!" " We hoped you and your wife... would come with him." " To Bhutan?" " Yes." "It's a very beautiful country." "Well, well." "It seems there's another candidate... for the reincarnation of Lama Dorje." "A little boy from Kathmandu." "Are there a lot of us?" "How many are there?" "I want to meet them." "Come on, let's go." "Come on." "This has gone too far." "We're outta here." " Jesse." "Jesse." " Lama Norbu!" " Lama!" " Say good-bye, Jesse." " Don't forget your book, Jesse Long-Ears." " Good-bye, Lama Norbu." "Lama Norbu!" "Oh, my father, why have you hidden the truth from me for so long?" "Why have you lied to me about the existence of suffering, sickness, poverty," "old age and death?" "If I've lied to you, Siddhartha, it has been because I love you." "Your love has become a prison." "How can I live here as I lived before... when so many are suffering outside?" "You never wanted to go outside." " Father." " Mm-hmm." "I must find an answer to suffering." "Even if you betray me, Siddhartha, have you no pity for the wife you leave, and for your own son?" "My... child is born?" "Born this very evening." "Think of them, Siddhartha." "You too are a father." "You too have a duty." "You cannot leave now." "Even my love for Yasodhara... and my son... cannot remove the pain I feel." "For I know that they too will have to suffer, grow old... and die." "Like you, like me," "like us all." "Yes." "We must all die... and be reborn... and die again, and be reborn and die, and be reborn and die again." "No man can ever escape that curse." "Then that... is my task." "I... will lift that curse." "Lock the gate." "Double the guard." "If the Prince tries to escape, he must be stopped by force." "Hello." "Evan?" "I can't believe it." "When?" "How did it happen?" "It's" " Oh, God." "In San Francisco." "I'll try to get a flight out tonight." "What happened to Evan?" "Evan had an accident." "Is he dead?" "Just a minute, Jesse." ""As soon... as he left his father," "Siddhartha went to see his wife and his newborn son." "His heart was torn, but his mind was made up." "Channa." "Channa." "Channa." " A magic mist had descended over everything." " Channa." "The whole court had fallen into a deep sleep." "Channa." "Channa." "Channa." "Channa." "Channa." "Channa," " wake up." "Get Kantaka." " What?" "Get Kantaka." "Mind no one sees you and meet me at the old gate." " Go now." " Yes, my Lord." "Only the great elephants are awake, my Lord." "The whole world is dreaming, Channa." "But for Siddhartha the dream was ending." "His long journey of awakening had begun." "Who are they, Channa?" "Are they robbers?" "No, my Lord." "They're ascetics." "Ascetics?" "Why are they so thin and naked?" "They have given up all the comforts of life, my Lord." "They have sworn never to leave the forest..." " until they have reached Enlightenment." " Enlightenment?" "These are for you." "Channa," "I am doing this for everyone." "I am looking for freedom." "The five ascetics... witnessed these miracles and were filled with wonder." "They became Siddhartha's first disciples."" " I'm... so sorry about Mr. Evan, Mr. Conrad." "I" " Thanks, Maria." " I know." " Is Jesse all right?" "Yeah." "He's" "He read in his room all afternoon." "He's asleep now." "Thank you, Maria, for staying and everything." "Do you want me to fix you something to eat?" "No, thanks." "Cab's waiting outside to take you home." "Okay, thank you." "Good night." "Good night." "Come on." "Too hungry." "Lisa, I think Jesse should go to Bhutan." " What?" " I think Jesse should go to Bhutan." "You're joking, right?" "No." "I've just changed my mind." "About a lot of things these last two days." "What are you saying?" "That you've suddenly started to believe..." "Jesse is this Tibetan lama?" "I thought you were the one that was open to the idea." "Come on, Dean." "This is crazy." "What's going on?" "Nothin's goin' on." "Just think of it as a career opportunity for Jesse." "He can..." "get a little robe..." " and sit on the floor and do meditation..." " It's not funny." " and hang out with the other monks and" " It's not funny, Dean!" "Jesse can't go to Bhutan." "It's just for a couple of weeks." "No, he can't go." "He's got school." "And I'm in the middle of the semester and I can't take him." "I thought I could go with him." " Just the two of you?" " Yeah." "While I stay here?" "But you've never looked after Jesse before." "He's never been away from me." "There's nothing I can do here now except wait... for lawyers to talk to lawyers to talk to lawyers." "Maybe it's the time I need to think about what to do with the rest of my life." "Without me?" "I love you, Lisa." "You'd better." "It's just for a couple of weeks." "It'll be all right." " What if they decide Jesse is this reincarnation?" " They never will." "They already have another candidate, a little boy in Kathmandu." "I'm sorry, Dean." "I'm sorry." "I'm just upset with myself being upset." "I'm just" "For not encouraging you and for... not being able to be with you and Jesse." "And because you're taking the adventure away from me." "Dad." "Dad!" "Good morning, Jesse Long-Ears." "Were you sleeping, Lama?" "No, I was meditating." "What's meditating?" "It is being totally quiet and relaxed, separating yourself from everything around you," "setting your mind free like a bird." "And you can then see your faults... as if they were passing clouds." "Look." "If we can learn to meditate in the right way, we can all reach Enlightenment." "For six years," "Siddhartha and his followers... lived in silence and never left the forest." "For drink, they had rain." "For food, they had a grain of rice... or a broth of mud, or the droppings of a passing bird." "They were trying to master suffering... by making their minds so strong... they would forget about their bodies." "Then, one day..." "Siddhartha heard an old musician... from a passing boat speaking to his pupil." "If you tighten the string too much, it will snap." "And if you leave it too slack, it won't play." "Suddenly, Siddhartha realized... that these simple words held a great truth... and that in all these years he had been following... the wrong path." "If you tighten the string too much, it will snap." "And if you leave it too slack, it will not play." "The village girl offered Siddhartha her bowl of rice." "And for the first time in years, he tasted proper food." "But when the ascetics saw their master... bathing and eating like an ordinary person, they felt betrayed, as if Siddhartha had given up the great search for Enlightenment." "Come..." " and eat with me." " You have betrayed your vows, Siddhartha." " You have given up the search." " We can no longer follow you." " We can no longer learn from you." " To learn is to change." "The path to Enlightenment is in the Middle Way." "It is the line between all opposite extremes." "If I can reach Enlightenment, may this bowl... float upstream." "The Middle Way was the great truth Siddhartha had found, the path he would teach to the world." " Thank you." " Dad, look!" "Are you sure the other boy will be here today, Sangay?" "Of course, of course." "He's always here." "Wow, Dad, isn't it great?" "Yeah, it's lookin' at us." "It's a dome, like the one on your building." "Lama, can I go around and touch those things?" "The prayer wheels?" "Of course." "But remember, you should always walk around clockwise." " Okay, Dad?" " He will be completely safe here." "Okay, Jesse." "I'll see you later." "I'll be watching you!" "Hey, Dad!" "Hey!" "Hey, buddy!" " That's... the boy." " Yes, that is Raju." "Look, Champa, the other candidate." "Amongst all these people, the two of them... have found each other." "How much you give?" "Ten rupee?" "Five rupee?" " One rupee?" " I don't have any money." "What's in your pocket?" " It's my Gameboy." "You want to try?" " Oh!" "Yeah." "I'm champion of Kathmandu." "You're good." "Hey!" "I am champion of Kathmandu!" " What is he doing?" " I'll get it back!" "Come back!" "Hey!" "Dad?" "Hey!" "Mantu!" "Mantu, come back!" "Hey!" "Hey!" "American boy!" "Hey!" "My brother is very naughty, but great singer." " Thanks." "My name's Jesse." " I'm Raju." "Come!" " Hey, up here, buddy." " Dad!" "Hey, Dad!" " Champa, can I ask you something?" " Of course." "Is Lama Norbu sick?" "I see him taking those pills." "He's... not completely well, but very strong." "Dad!" "Dad, this is my new friend." " He found me when I was lost." " We know, Jesse." "We know." "We've been waiting for you both." "We are very pleased to meet you, Raju." "Sangay has told us much about you." "It is good that two of the candidates... have found each other in this way." "Now we must visit a third candidate... whom I've only just heard about." "It will be a very long drive." "So let us hope it is Lama Dorje's..." "last joke." "Lama Dorje always made jokes about impermanence." "Lama, what's "impermanence"?" "You see these people?" "All of us... and all the people alive in the world today" "A hundred years from now we'll all be dead." "That is impermanence." "Jesse?" "Hey." "Hey, Jesse." " You wanna call Mom?" " Yeah." "Come on." "I send help, sahib." " Car broken, sahib?" " Yeah." "Very bad karma." "Oh." "I hope your journey was not too tiring, Lama." "Thank you." "Thank you." " Now I want to meet the child." " Here is my precious." "Gita." "Come and meet Lama Norbu." "Gita, this is Jesse and Raju." "I am the real Lama Dorje, and you are both fakes." "Lama Dorje wasn't a woman." "He was the abbess of a convent." "How would you know?" "I'm sorry, you don't go to school." "And you're a foreigner." "I have a secret garden." "Come." "Come, O ignorant boys." "Me?" "Right here in this garden, my grandfather, who was a raja and a great saint, was eaten by a tiger." " Yeah, right!" " There was a terrible famine, and the tiger was looking for food to feed her babies." "So my grandfather offered himself." "He must've been pretty stupid to do something like that." "Only a great being can do something like that." "Eat me, O poor tiger!" "Eat me!" "You're so hungry!" "Eat me!" "Oh, no!" "Aah!" " Don't eat me!" " This tooth belonged to the tiger that ate my grandfather." "Cool." "You can't fool me." "I heard this story a thousand times, but he don't know that." "My late husband, a man of great faith, made a donation every year to Lama Dorje's monastery." "Then one day, Lama Dorje came here." "Unannounced." "Just appearing at the door like a miracle." "He stayed for two days." "And just as he was leaving, he placed his hand... on my stomach..." "like this." "For a long time, I didn't know what it meant." "But immediately after Lama Dorje died," "I became pregnant." "Something which my husband and I had thought... was impossible." "A month ago, she wrote to me to come right away... because a most amazing thing had happened." " One night, the child" " Gita was... chanting prayers in Tibetan, saying things I couldn't understand." "She was speaking Tibetan in her sleep?" "The Heart sutra." "A little miracle." "How could she know that?" "She was speaking Sanskrit." "Wow, look at that monkey!" " He look like my monkey." " They are all my monkeys." "What's that one called over there?" "Don't laugh." "You'll scare them." "Do you know..." "Siddhartha reached Enlightenment under this tree?" " Yeah?" " Anyhow, a tree just like this one." "Lama!" "Lama, is it true?" "Is this really, like, Siddhartha's tree?" "Well, probably something very similar." "It was outside a little village called Bodgaya." "Siddhartha sat under a great tree, just like this one." "He had found the Middle Way... and restored his body to health." "And then five girls appeared." "They looked like innocent village girls, but in fact they were the five daughters of Mara," "Lord of Darkness." "They were the spirits of Pride," "Greed, Fear," "Ignorance and Desire." "And Mara had sent them... to tempt Siddhartha away from his search." "Mara had tried to tempt Siddhartha... in the cleverest of ways:" "by disguising the temptations of life... in the simplest forms." "But Siddhartha was looking beyond form, beyond the present." "And now Mara was enraged." "It seemed as if Mara had been defeated, but in fact he had not yet given up the battle." "Now he attacked again." "You who go where no one else will dare, will you be my god?" "Architect, finally I have met you." "You will not rebuild your house again." "But I am your house, and you live in me." "O lord of my own ego, you are pure illusion." "You do not exist." "The earth is my witness." "Siddhartha won the battle against an army of demons, just through the force of his love... and the great compassion he had found." "And he achieved... the great calm that precedes... detachment from illusions." "He had reached beyond himself." "He was beyond joy or pain, separate from judgment." "Able to remember that he had been... a girl, a dolphin, a tree, a monkey." "He remembered his first birth... and the millions after that." "He could see beyond the universe." "Siddhartha... had seen the ultimate reality of all things." "He had understood... that every movement in the universe... is an effect provoked by a cause." "He knew there was no salvation... without compassion for every other being." "From that moment on," "Siddhartha was called the Buddha, the Awakened One." "Welcome to our home." "Go on, join them, if you dare." "They began making this mandala the day I left the monastery." "And now it is almost complete." "It's beautiful." "Why is it made of sand?" "To show the impermanence of all within the universe." "So when it is completed, it'll be destroyed with one gesture." "Like that." "It is very mysterious, Your Holiness." "All three children show the same signs." "Then we must ask the oracle, Lama Norbu." "Though in the end, only you can decide." "Raju!" "Raju!" "Oh, my teacher," "I'm so happy to have found you again." "Raju, come here!" "Raju!" "Oh, my teacher," "I'm so happy to have found you again." "My teacher," "I'm so happy to have found you... at last." "Perhaps one day, you will find me." "I am truly happy, three times happy." "But how can we all be Lama Dorje?" "It is very rare, but it has happened before." "Separate manifestations... of the body, the speech and the mind." "None of these three exists without the others." "All of us are attached... like the world to the universe." "But remember this:" "The most important thing of all... is to feel compassion for all beings, to give of oneself, and above all, to pass on knowledge, like the Buddha." "Jesse!" "Jesse!" " You all right?" " Uh, yes, thank you." "A little overcome, that's all." " It's been a kind of emotional time for all of us." "I'm afraid..." "I'm not a very good example... of Buddhist detachment." "Children." "We are all children." "Um... the bowl is for Jesse." "And, uh, this is for you." "My work is done." "Now I can rest." "I can go back to..." "Tibet, to the place I was born." "You still don't believe in reincarnation, do you?" "Yesterday, he talked about going back to Tibet." "He must have meant something different." "Someone like Lama Norbu can remain like this... for ten days... or even more." "He can sit like a mountain, serene and unmovable." "And he can meditate deep and vast as ocean." "And then, smoothly, while doing meditation, he can enter into the state of death... with his own will." " He's dying." " We're all dying every minute." "Death is a big part of life." "Every breath that we breathe... we die." "What about his passion for life?" "What about the people he's leaving behind?" "He will come back." "I don't know if I believe it, but I'd like to." "Lama Norbu passed away." "Raju!" "Jesse!" "Gita!" "They are chanting the Heart Sutra." "The beautiful prayer." "Keep it with you in your hearts, always." "Form is empty." "Emptiness is form." "No eye, ear, nose, tongue, body, mind." "No color, sound, smell, taste, touch, existing thing." "Lama Norbu just said:" "No eye, no ear, no nose." "No Jesse, no Lama!" "No you!" "No death and no fear!" "No old age in death." "No end to old age in death." "No suffering." "No "cause of"... or "end to"... suffering." "No path." "No wisdom." "And no gain." "No gain." "Thus bodhisattvas lived... in perfect understanding with no hindrance of mind." "No hindrance, therefore, no fear." "Far beyond deluded thoughts." "This is Nirvana." " I can't get it open." " I'll show you." "This is Lama Norbu's kata." "This is Lama Norbu." "Come on, buddy!" "Give me a hand here." "Come on, Lisa." "Everybody goes!" "Okay, I'm coming!" "I only wish we had a crane to get me on board." "I can hear him kicking!" "Or her." "Hey, Jesse." "Is it time?" "Yes." "I think it's time."

"Hey." "Ohh!" "You scared me." "Sorry." "I hit a wall." "Whoa, oh." "Give me a second." "Well, our time's almost up, anyway." "Here, let me just show you a couple of cool-down stretches." "Next time." "You hired me as your personal trainer, right?" "Right." "And here's your training lesson for today." "Next time needs to be now time." "It's just..." "I got some errands to run." "I'll see you Saturday." "Hey!" " Yeah." " Terry." "Pain is not gain." "Got it?" "I got it." "♪ I'm talkin' behind your back ♪" "♪ you better be payin' attention ♪" "♪ there's a war goin' on" "♪ rollin' up my short sleeves" "♪ ...almost everything I ever had ♪" "♪ and you make me so mad" "♪ I'm lookin' at..." "What do you mean, he's not going?" "Every kid loves trick-or-treating." "Henry's scared." "One of his little buddies told him Halloween was the only time when all the real monsters come out because they can blend in." "Never thought about that." "Good monster strategy." "You did tell him it wasn't true, right?" "Of course I did." "But he's convinced." "Childhood fears are resistant to adult logic." "Sometimes you just have to wait it out." "For how long?" "Well, if he's 23 and this still worries you, you got a problem." "Well, see, the thing is, I think I am partly to blame." "How?" "Well, the other night will and I were up late, we were having some wine, talking about some of the cases we've worked on, and at one point, I said I felt like there was no end" "to all the monsters walking around, and..." "Henry sneaked into the room to listen to the grownups." "Yeah." "We need a cone of silence for our house." "Those of you who like a good mystery, please unleash your inner Agatha Christie, 'cause this one's a real humdinger." "Gary Ellard, Barry Deaver, Paul Hicks, Terry Rodgers." "Over the course of the last month and a half, these 4 men have gotten in their cars in La Grande, Oregon, and drove into the never-to-be-seen-agains-ville, poof, gone." "The latest victim Terry Rodgers disappeared 24 hours ago." "Forensic evidence point us anywhere?" "Uh, point would imply there is evidence, and there is no evidence, at least for the first 3 victims." "No forensics, no witnesses, no ransom demands." "Maybe these guys just voluntarily decided to hit the road." "4 sudden disappearances in a community this small-- this isn't about seeking green pastures." "Based on last known sightings, we're dealing with a sizeable geographic area." "He's efficient and well organized." "It's not easy to make 4 people vanish and stay vanished." "It has been done before, though." "Political kidnappings frequently require holding multiple adults simultaneously." "Or they're already dead." "Nothing says "can't be found"" "like a shallow grave in the middle of nowhere." "Assuming they are alive, how is the unsub controlling them?" "And for what purpose?" "The time between abductions is shortening with each victim." "Wheels up in 30." "♪ Criminal Minds 8x05 ♪ The Good Earth Original Air Date on October 31, 2012" "== sync, corrected by elderman ==" "♪" ""I became insane, with long intervals of horrible sanity."" "Edgar Allan Poe." "Garcia, anything on the last victim, Terry Rodgers?" "Only that he's unemployed and lives in a cabin in the woods." "But primitive, like no flush toilet primitive." "That doesn't fit the victimology of the other 3." "Ellard coaches track and field at a local college," "Deaver's a small business owner, and Hicks is an attorney." "All married with young families." "Another difference-- the first 3 victims were all born and raised in La Grande." "Terry Rodgers only moved to town a couple of months ago." "Do you know where from, Garcia?" "Rhode Island." "Though there's a 5-month gap between Terry being in Rhode Island and then arriving in Oregon." "Where he was and what he was doing is a big fat blank." "It says here that vomit was found in the vicinity of his abduction." "Mm." "Thank you for reminding me of that disgusting detail, Dreamy D." "Yes, that vomit has been collected and is being analyzed as we speak, and I'm very grateful that I have this job and someone has that one that's not me." "Rodgers is the obvious anomaly of the 4, but there's no apparent overlap between any of the victims." "Almost like the unsub was selecting his targets at random." "Blake, you and Morgan go talk to the families of the victims." "See if there's something that links them that's not on paper." "Dave and I will go to the abduction site." "Reid, you and JJ go to Terry Rodgers' cabin." "He's the one we know least about." "Maybe he made himself obscure for a reason." "Sheriff, I'm Agent Hotchner." "This is Agent Rossi." "Sheriff Colwin." "I am glad to have your help." "The best we can reconstruct it, victim's car veered off the road at a low rate of speed, plowed through the fence, and ended up in the field." "He managed to get about 20 feet away before throwing up." "The photo showed a second set of tracks." "Were you able to pull a tread pattern?" "We're checking on it right now." "Maybe our guy got sick and had to pull over." "Or he was forced off the road." "Either way, the unsub was following him." "Mrs. Deaver, did your husband give any indication at all that something might be wrong the night he disappeared?" "No, not at all." "Barry was supposed to coach our son's little league game that night." "So he wasn't depressed, preoccupied?" "Nothing." "It was a day like any other day." "This is what happens to other people." "You see it on the news, you know." "Give it, what, 30 seconds of your time?" "Shake your head, go back to whatever stupid thing you were doing." "Washing dishes or putting away laundry." "You never think it's going to happen to you." "Go ahead, you're on speaker, Garcia." "Sir, I just got the full lab report for the... you know, the regur-- for the puke, and there's no toxins or bacterial infections." "However, Terry Rodgers did have elevated levels of Melatonin in his system." "And I'm sending you the full lab report..." "Now, on your phones." "Elevated?" "His Melatonin levels are off the chart." "Is that significant?" "It's a sedative." "An amount this large would induce extreme drowsiness." "Do you think he might have overdosed my accident?" "No, no, this was no accident." "The victim was drugged." "Sheriff, the police report said there were groceries in Rodgers' car." "Do you know if he ate anything out of the bags?" "He didn't." "We compared the supermarket receipt to what was in the bags." "Nothing missing." "So, how did Rodgers unknowingly ingest such a massive dose of Melatonin?" "You know, aside from the outhouse, this cabin isn't so primitive." "Ok." "Economics, philosophy, political theory." "It isn't exactly breezy, take to the beach reading." "I would, but I don't really like the beach." "Why is that?" "Sandy food, pink skin, limited and unengaging topography, but mostly the drug-resistant bacteria spread by sea gull feces." "Sorry I asked." "You know, there's a lot of material here about global warming, overcrowding." "The evils of technology." "There's no phone, no TV." "I wonder what this guy does for fun." "I think maybe I just found the answer." "Tread marks were inconclusive." "Probably from a pickup truck, though." "What's that?" "The likely routes our 4 victims to on the day they disappeared." "Gary Ellard-- apartment, DMV, was a no-show for his morning class at Eastern Oregon University." "Barry Deaver--home, gas station, never made it to his karate group." "Paul Hicks--home, daughter's preschool, doctor's appointment." "He was supposed to meet a client over here but never showed." "And we already know about Terry Rodgers." "And all this tells you what?" "It's more about what it doesn't tell us." "None of the lines intersect." "I just had a chat with Terry Rodgers' personal trainer." "She said he never talked about his private life." "He's shelling out for a personal trainer?" "This is a guy with no indoor plumbing." "She said he was dedicated." "Not in great shape, but dedicated." "Hey." "You're talking to the room, P.G." "Mm." "If by P.G. You mean parental guidance strongly advised," "I say P.A., prudent advice." "Ok, here's what's happened." "I checked all the employees and vendors and delivery people who work at the supermarket where Terry Rodgers bought his groceries, and there were no red flags." "Also, Barry Deaver, the second victim," "I found his car." " Where?" " Impounded." "It was abandoned 3 weeks ago on Fish Hatchery Road, picked up by Gus' Towing Service, where it has been collecting dust and racking up storage fees ever since." "Where's Fish Hatchery Road?" "Off the beaten track, like Terry Rodgers." "Looks like the unsub's hunting grounds are rural and remote." "Well, to have ended up there," "Barry Deaver must have gone on a diagonal, north first, and then headed west towards his karate class." "So, did you learn anything?" "Yeah." "Spence here does not like the beach." "I don't." "Terry Rodgers definitely wanted to live off the grid." "A small generator for minimal electrical needs." "No phone, no TV, no radio." "And lots of material about the evils of technology, living healthy off the land, that sort of thing." "Sounds like the unabomber." "We did find a small stash of marijuana hidden away." "Did you find any evidence that a baby lived there or visited there?" "Uh, no, why?" "I just got the list of things that he bought at the supermarket." "4 jars of baby food." "A body matching Rodgers' description was found in a river 10 miles out of town." "Easy." "Easy." "Right there." "A fisherman found him washed up on a bank." "Well, other than the ligature marks on the wrists and ankles, there's no signs of violence or torture." "A lot of care was taken with the killing and disposing of the body." "Sedation and drowning." "We may have to dramatically reassess who the unsub is." "What do you mean?" "We might be looking for a woman." "Mommy?" "Lexy!" "I told you to never come out here by yourself." "I know, but I'm hungry." "Stay away from the barn." "There's a lot of dangerous equipment in there." "You could hurt yourself." "Go back to the house and stay there." "I'll be in to fix you something." "But I mean it-- stay there." "Ok." "There's got to be something else that links these victims." "They were all athletic." "Ellard teaches track and field." "Deaver has a martial arts studio." "Paul Hicks had tendonitis from playing competitive tennis." "But Rodgers' trainer said that he was out of shape." "Did the medical examiner determine Rodgers' time of death?" "3 hours from when he was found at the river." "So the unsub kept Rodgers alive for the entire day before drowning him." "Go ahead, Garcia." "Ok." "I've got something." "That's really bugging me." "I can't figure out what Terry Rodgers was doing those missing 5 months." "I mean, you can't sit on a park bench in this country and not leave a paper trail." "But you figured it out." "No." "This is me venting." "What I did figure out was what Terry Rodgers was doing in Rhode island before he went awol." "Check it." "He was married, divorced, married again, currently way behind on child support payments to wife number two, and that's all I know." "If you'll excuse me, I have more digging to do." "Owes child support." "Could explain why Rodgers vanished for 5 months." "And why he lived off the grid." "Hard to find." "And that's what links him to the other victims." "They all fathered children." "We believe the unsub that we're looking for is a woman, who is highly organized, she's thorough, and she's patient." "Based on the complexity and the sophistication of the abductions, we think she is most likely between the ages of 30 and 40." "She's familiar with the rural area surrounding La Grande." "Either a native or someone who's lived there for a while." "We think she's keeping her victims in isolation in the countryside, which means she has access to land or a structure that is remote, hidden, and private." "She's abducting exceptionally health conscious men, ideal specimens, if you will." "Specimens." "For what?" "Possible breeding." "Ability to father children is something we think she's looking for in her victims." "They're all age appropriate, and they are all fathers." "But why kill the last victim?" "She may have seen him as being flawed." "He was the least physically fit of the 4, and he neglected to pay child support." "Making him undesirable." "The victims may be surrogates for a man that she wants but she cannot have." "Because she killed the last victim, we have to consider the possibility that the unsub is engaged in some sort of elimination process." "Preselecting a handful of prime candidates and then whittling them down one by one until she has her ideal breeding partner." "And if this is the case, the the killing's just begun." "Mommy, what's the matter?" "We got a frequent flier." "Which one?" "The tomato lady." "I don't believe this." "Emma." "Dr. Gourse." "Thank God you're here." "Those other doctors don't understand my history." "Yeah, I thought we talked about this last time." "Yeah, we did." "But the scleroderma came back." "Look." "There's nothing on your arm." "But it's right there." "You treated me after my husband died." "It's the same thing." "Yeah, your scleroderma was treated successfully." "You are fine now." "But this could be a mutation." "Things mutate." "What about Stevens-Johnson syndrome?" "Stevens-Johnson is extremely rare." "And you'd have severe blistering all over your face." "Emma, we talked before about how a delusion" "I'm not crazy." "Emma, listen to me." "There may be other issues that are going on with you." "Did you contact the therapist that I recommended?" "I guess that's no." "I'm still waiting on the full M.E. report on Terry Rodgers." "They say they want to retest some of the findings." "Did they say why?" "No." "I recognize that scowl, Aaron." "What are you thinking?" "Something Garcia said earlier about not being able to sit on a park bench in this country without leaving a paper trail." "And..." "So what if Rodgers wasn't in the country for those 5 months?" "It wouldn't be the first time someone crossed borders to get away from troubles." "Guys, there's something interesting about this grocery list." "What?" "Look at the items he bought in bulk." "Garlic, green tea, vitamin D, ginger." "All of these items are specifically known to boost the immune system." "What if Terry Rodgers was seriously ill?" "What about the baby food?" "A side effect of radiation treatment is sores inside the mouth." "In fact, doctors advise you to eat the way an infant would eat." "Chemotherapy?" "The marijuana in the cabin could have been medicinal." "I'll have Garcia check medical facilities outside the country." "And, Reid, you and JJ go to the medical examiner and have them look specifically for a pre-existing condition with Rodgers." "Hotch." "You were right." "Back in June, Rodgers checked himself into an experimental clinic in Mexico." "Cancer." "That's why the unsub disposed of him so quickly." "It was Hodgkin's lymphoma." "Did you find any sedatives in his system?" "The question is, what sedatives didn't we find?" "Melatonin, Valerian, marijuana, hops, catnip, kava-kava..." "Bone meal and kelp." "In the victim's stomach, along with some materials that we're retesting." "Take a look at the bottom." "Sawdust residue caked in the nostrils?" "Not just any sawdust." "Pure pinewood pellet sawdust." "It's usually imported from China." "Was it a 0.5% mixture?" "I don't know." "All I know is, it's not your everyday spread-on-the-floor sawdust." "Yeah." "That was Reid." "They found a half dozen natural sedatives in Rodgers' system." "I don't get it." "The unsub's drugging victims and trusting that they'll conk out at the right place at the right time." "Why not use a pharmaceutical drug?" "Or poison?" "Which would be quicker and a lot more reliable." "Natural holistic elements must be important to her." "She may have health issues of her own." "Go ahead, Garcia." "I just hit the trifecta, but with two things instead of 3." "What is that, a bifecta?" "Exacta." "What do you got?" "Well, that-- anyway, two missing vehicles not missing anymore." "Paul Hicks' car was found by some utility workers an hour ago." "It had rolled off into a ravine." "And Gary Ellard's car was picked up on a speeding violation in Coeur d'Alene, Idaho." "Idaho?" "Stolen by some local kids 10 days ago in La Grande." "Car was just sitting by the side of the road, keys in the ignition." "They made a typically sound teenage decision, decided to take it on a cross-state joyride." "Garcia, I need to know the exact spot where the vehicles were originally found." "On it." "All right, based on what we just got, this is the revised best guess on the victims' routes the days they were abducted." "Two intersect here, the other two here." "And this is where Terry Rodgers bought his groceries." "It looks like Paul Hicks might have gone there after his doctor's appointment." "Now, what was at the intersection where Deaver and Ellard crossed?" "That's a shopping center with a dozen or so businesses." "We're getting a list right now." "One of our deputies sighted an abandoned car on the outskirts of town." "There was a second set of tire tracks behind it that matched those found at Terry Rodgers' abduction site." "Vehicle's registered to Cheryl Winslow, 4801 Davenport Avenue." "These are all from a baby shower." "We contacted her husband." "She's due in 3 weeks." "If this is our unsub, taking a pregnant woman would be a huge shift in victimology." "We profiled she was abducting the men as breeders." "But why take someone else's baby if you're planning on having your own?" "Maybe she can't have one or she lost one." "Ok, so this-- this isn't about fertility, but the experience these men would bring as fathers." "Could she be building a family?" "Ohh..." "Oh, please." "Oh, please." "What are you doing?" "!" "Keep still." "Oh, my God!" "Prep and get her to O.R. 3." "Doctor, is she gonna make it?" "There's been massive blood loss." "She was given a C-section with a serrated-edge knife, then crudely stitched back up." "We found her and the baby in our parking lot." " How's the baby?" " The child is fine." "It's her I'm worried about." "Excuse me." "Touch-and-go for a while, but she's going to make it." "Thank God." "It was a crude stitch-up job, but functional." "Probably what saved her life." "Whoever did this had some practice somewhere." "You think there'd be any way we could talk to her?" "It's very important." "I'm sorry, but the next 24 hours are critical." " She's heavily sedated." " I understand." "Her husband's here." "Excuse me." "Our unsub removed the baby, then returned mother and child to a hospital." "Baby wasn't due for 3 more weeks." "If the unsub's trying to put together the perfect family, maybe a premature infant isn't good enough." "Let's hope not." "That means she'll go out looking for a healthier baby now." "Mommy?" "Mommy?" "Lexy, get down from there!" "That was Hotch." "The doctor told him the placenta was scraped completely out of the victim's uterus." "Every bit of it." "You know, the placenta does carry special significance in many cultures." "In ancient Egypt, it had its own hieroglyph." "And the Ibo tribe in Nigeria considered it to be the child's dead twin." "Well, that would be helpful, if our unsub was an ancient Egyptian or Ibo tribeswoman, but..." "I can hear the high-pitched whine from your I.Q. all the way over here." "What is it?" "It could be placentophagy." "What?" "Consuming it." "In the wild, it's common for animals to eat their own afterbirth." "It's super rich in nutrients." "Whoa, whoa, whoa, wait." "So the unsub might have harvested this last victim... for food?" "Here." "No!" "No..." "No, please, mommy." "I promise I won't go to the barn again." "I promise." "This is not punishment." "I'm trying to keep you healthy." "No!" "No!" "Ohh!" "What's wrong with you?" "!" "Do you have any idea what I did to get that for us?" "Uhh!" "It's ruined." "I'm sorry." "Oh, I'm sorry I yelled at you." "But..." "Mommy?" "It's about food." "Herbal sedatives, gruel, and now the placenta." "Ugh." "And FYI, there's no record of anyone in La Grande buying that weird kind of sawdust the M.E. found." "I'll widen the search." "We still need to figure out how this unsub was able to drug all these men." "The southeast intersect doesn't get us much." "Laundromat, video rental store." "The other intersect is the supermarket, but none of the employees recognized Paul Hicks." "He never shopped there." "Garcia, what day of the week were each of the victims abducted?" "Let me see." "Gary Ellard on a Monday, Barry Deaver on a Saturday," "Terry Rodgers and Paul Hicks both on a Thursday." "Is there anything special that happens in the vicinity of the market on Thursdays?" "Uh...wow, you've done this before, haven't you?" "Yeah." "There's a farmers market across the street from the supermarket every Thursday morning." "And where is it today?" "Pendleton, about 40 miles north on Interstate 84." "I'm sending Blake and Morgan." "Enjoying your Melatonin bar?" "Job's making you paranoid, Blake." "Well, apparently a lot of people work this market." "It's not like everybody else knows everybody else." "I'm gonna get a list of vendors and launch Garcia anyway." "You can see how it happened, though." "And Terry Rodgers got his groceries, made his way back to his car..." "Grabbed a power drink on his way home." "He drank it... and then he tossed it." "Now the Melatonin's in his system with no evidence of where it came from." "Hey, what do you got?" "Full toxicology report." "And?" "Unlike any tox panel I've ever seen before." "They found gypsum?" "Yeah." "Gypsum's rich in sulphur, a vital plant nutrient." "She's feeding her captives soil additives?" "Seed meals, too." "Look, cotton, flax." "Come on." "It's animal feed." "Why would you treat a human being like livestock?" "People raise cattle to eat." "The unsub might be using the placenta as food, but nothing in the profile suggested cannibalism." "I mean...unless the sawdust they found in Terry Rodgers' nose..." "What about it?" "When livestock die, animal carcasses turn into a useful soil amendment through the aerobic biodegration process." " Like compost." " Exactly." "You need to add a substrate high in carbon to balance the nitrogen, and one of the most efficient substrates on earth is pure sawdust." "She's using her victims as human fertilizer." "How are you feeling, honey?" "Mm..." "This won't hurt you." "I made it all from roots and herbs." "All it does is help you take a little nap." "And when you wake up, you'll be the beautiful little girl that you are." "Ok, put your arms around me now." "How are we doing with the farmers market background search?" "Not good." "Turns out that people who grow organic rutabagas are loosey-goosey about punching in a time clock." "Sheriff, if we expand the search of the second intersection by a few square blocks, would we find any markets or restaurants?" "There's a health food co-op 3 blocks away." "The soil will heal you." "Sheriff, the surgeon who operated on Cheryl Winslow said that whoever did the C-section might have done one before." "If she did, we never heard about it." "Nothing like this has ever happened in La Grande." "Well, we can keep looking, expand the search radius to nearby towns." "What about farms?" "My grandparents had a farm in Pennsylvania." "Once my grandmother had to deliver a calf by C-section to a cow that was in distress." "Go ahead, Garcia." "I have got something." "Emma Kerrigan." "She runs a small juice and vegetable stand at the farmers market, and she works part-time giving out free samples at the health food co-op." "I'm sending you her picture now." "That sounds like our unsub." "Where does she live?" "Piping Rock Farms west of town, with 100 acres, belonged to her husband's family." "Wait, she has a husband?" "Had." "Died in a car accident a year and a half ago, leaving her and a 10-year-old daughter." "Let's go." "I've got more info on Emma Kerrigan." "30 E.R. visits in the past 6 months." "Big-time hypochondriac." "A co-worker says she didn't eat anything unless she grew it herself." "To be fair, she did have an actual skin disease a couple years ago-- scleroderma." "Garcia, did the E.R. visits coincide with the death of the husband?" "No." "She was sick with the scleroderma when he died." "Cleared up a few months later." "The E.R. visits didn't kick in until the following year." "Please..." "Clear." "Clear!" "Clear." "What's that?" "Garcia, what happened to Emma Kerrigan's husband's body after he died?" "Uh, cremated." "And what happened to the ashes?" "Obit says they were planning on spreading his ashes in the family garden throughout the 4 seasons." "Renewal, cycle of life, rejuvenation, that kind of thing." "Garcia, you got a map of the farm?" "Place this size, we need to narrow the search." "I got the satellite image." "There's two groups of buildings." "And then there's a small square patch next to a barn that could be a private garden." "All right, let's go." "Hotch." "Back garden." "Emma Kerrigan, FBI." "Put your hands where I can see them." "Emma, put that knife down." "No." "My daughter needs this." "Look at her." "Put it down so we can get her the help she needs." "My daughter will be dead by then." "I believe you, Emma." "I can see how sick she is." "I talked to your doctor." "Dr. Gourse?" "You talked to Dr. Gourse?" "Yes." "He said Lexy is too sick for this to work." "This man's blood won't do anything." "But it has to." "It's all I have left." "No." "No." "What can cure Lexy is what cured you." "Uh..." "Funeral homes are required by law to keep a portion of the remains of those that they cremate." "These are your husband's ashes." "Only these will make your daughter well." "Those are his?" "It's a miracle." "It's a miracle." "Not bad, Blake." "Not bad at all." "Took a chance." "I mean, I saw her fireplace there..." "Alfred Austin said," ""Show me your garden and I shall tell you what you are."" "I assume you're not trick-or-treating either?" "Ah, none of my treats seem to want to call me back, Rossi." "Then I'll buy you dinner." "I'm in." "Uh, excuse me, everybody." "I have an announcement to make." "As I'm sure some of you were aware," "Henry was a little nervous about going trick-or-treating this year." "But he's decided to go anyway." "Great." "What changed his mind?" "The BAU did." "I told him that he should go out on Halloween and try to figure out which monsters are real and which ones are not." "So he wants to be a profiler." "Ah." "He wants to be his favorite profiler." "Wow!" "Yeah!" "Oh, wow!" "You look great, Henry." "Put this on here." "Oh, he's official." "Yeah." "Tell him." "E equals MC squared!" "Oh, there it is!" "Ohh!" "The monsters don't stand a chance." "Oh, I know." "Shall we go get you some candy?" "Come on." "Whoo-hoo." "Watch your back, pretty boy." "== sync, corrected by elderman =="

"You know, I thought to maybe drive in to the town." "You want something?" "No." "Hunter?" "Who knew they would travel in pairs, I think." "Come!" "Come on!" "What's going on?" "You have a gun?" "Why would you have a gun?" "Jack!" "Jack." "Jack." "Is he dead?" " Jack." " Go to the house and call the police." "Go!" " Yeah?" " It's Jack." "I'm here." " What do you mean 'here'?" " Rome." "There is a bar near the main station." "Cafe de Ghetto." "Wait there." " Jack." " Papo." "It's been a while." "Who was the girl?" " A friend." " A friend?" "Those were Swedes." "I'm working on that." "It's gonna take some time." "Did she set you up?" "She had nothing to do with it." "Pity." "You can't stay here." "I made arrangements for you to leave town while I sort this out." "Take a right outside the bar." "Then second left." "Near Magenta you'll find dark blue Fiat Tempra with Pescara plates." "I've marked small town on the map." "Castelvecchio." "Stay there." "Lay low till you get my call." "Don't talk to anyone." "And above all," "Don't make any friends, Jack." "You used to know that." "'Giorno!" "Hello" " Where are you from?" " I?" "Ah, you're an American." " Yes, "A American."" " Not "A American ', but' an American."" "L'americano." " Can I help you?" " I'm not good with machines" " Are you an American?" " Yes." " Speak Italian?" " A little." " On vacation?" " A working vacation." "Do you work?" "What kind of job do you have?" "I am a photographer." " Take pictures" " Yes." " What kind of photos?" " Pictures of architecture, landscape." " People?" " No people." "Just publication for magazines." "Magazines?" "Which magazines?" " Different ones." "Casa Editrice" " Okay." "You must share a glass of wine with me." " Come tonight." " I can't, no." "You want to know the truth about Abruzzo?" "The priest sees everything." " Yeah?" " It's Jack." "You don't answer the cell I gave you." "I'm not good with machines." "You don't make this easy for me, Jack." "Gotta job for you." "It's a custom fit." "You don't even have to pull the trigger." "I'll think about it." "The quality of the brandy is good." "Smooth." "The only good thing to come from the French." " You study our history?" " No." "You come to Italy to make a guidebook and you don't care about history?" " I take pictures." " Of course." "You're American." "You think you can escape history." "You live for the present." "I try to, Father." "Hello" " I would like this cheese..." " A wheel of Pecorino?" "Okay, immediately. 12 Euros." " Here." " Thank you." "Here is the change." " Thanks." " And I thank you." " Thanks." " You're welcome." " Your coffee." " Thank you." " What you want, sir?" " Bring me an Americano." "In a minute." " I am Edward." " Mathilda." " Range?" " 150 to 175 meters." " Time?" " 5 seconds. 7 at the most." " Target?" " One." " Firing rate?" " Rapid." " Magazine capacity?" " Large, Preferably a 556." "The weapon must be fairly light and compact." "How compact?" "As compact as possible." "What, an automatic weapon to fit inside of a woman's purse?" "A small vanity case would be permissible." "Small briefcase should be possible." " Noise?" " Silencer." "I can only give you a suppressor." "It will dampen the decibels and dislocate the sound source." "Reduce the muzzle flash." "I can't make you silent but I can make you invisible as long as you're willing to lose the range." "2 o'clock." "Light blue shirt." "Sunglasses." "Is he with you?" "I didn't see him." "In any case I'm alone." " Your Coffee, American." " Thank you." "I can accept a slight loss of range." "You want a weapon with a firing capacity of a sub-machine gun with the range of a rifle." "Can you do it?" " Clark." "A package." " Clark." "Of course." "I'm Clara." "Thanks." "See you tonight." "All the sheep in my flock are dear to me." "But some are dearer than the most." "Especially those that have lost the way." "Fabio, mechanic." "Car doctor." "But I think his work is not always legal." "Did you ever want to be anything but a priest?" "Have you ever wanted to be anything other than..." "photographer?" " I do what I'm good at." " You have the hands of a craftsman." "Not an artist." "You are good with machines." "Yet you told me just the opposite when we first met." "Eh?" "Journalism can not make you a rich man." "Perhaps you are rich already." "A man can be rich if he has God in his heart." "I don't think God is very interested in me, Father." "Fabio." "Got some damage to my car." " Sorry, I'm busy." " I am the friend of father Benedetto." " The American?" " Yes." "I'm taking photographs to the mountains." "Okay, okay." "You need beautiful model for your photos." "Pretty Italian girl." "No, I need tools for a broken drive shaft." " Are you a mechanic?" " It's a hobby." "My garage... your garage." " However, you want to check a bit?" " Yes, thanks." " How much?" " Nothing." "Thank you." " Where's Clara?" " Not working tonight." " Want to drink anything?" " No, thanks." "Thanks." "Got a letter from a friend." "Three dead in Dalarna" "Hello again." "Is this place getting many visitors?" "This is only way to get here." "Did you check it for footprints and tire tracks?" "Three days ago I walked the river." "Both sides." "Let's check again." " Rounds?" " I prepared two kinds." " 10 jacket and 10 expand." " I'd like 20 of each." " And then 10 explosive." " Not a problem." " Will mercury do?" " Mercury will do very nicely." "I brought my own target." "There." " Muzzle velocity?" " About 360 miles an hour." "That's including 20 miles an hour off for the sound suppression." " What model?" " M14." "I've never had one before." "You'll find it easy." "I've rebalanced it by the way due to suppressor." "The fulcrum is 2 cm forward from the grip" "But that should not matter as I suppose you'd fire it from a fixed position." "There's no major recoil issues." "You should be able to hold any target, even the smallest." "Go to the flower." "Fire into these reeds." "Say two steps away for me." "Two bursts." "Five seconds apart." "The sound suppression is superb." "I could not place the direction of fire." "I shall require the rounds and the weapon by the first of next month." "In the meantime, could you try adjusting screws on the sight?" "It's too loose." "What about the case?" "It's a Samsonite briefcase, black." "Combination locks it." "Do you have a number you prefer?" " 014." " 014." "What should I do with these?" "How thoughtful!" "Asprinio." "Don't know it." "It's Muscatto, only frizzante." "Wouldn't look good if." "The picnic wasn't touched." " You chilled the wine." " Had to be chilled." "Italian cops." "Do not move." "So beautiful!" "It's endangered." " You like coming here." " Serves the purpose." "You've never taken a woman here before?" "No." "Perhaps you do not have a woman in your life." "Thank you for a lovely day, Mr. Butterfly." "Sergio Leone." "Italian." "No." "Slowly." "God." "Everything is strange." "Weird?" "Yes." "It is as if..." "As if you can't stop thinking about something." "Or someone." "Mr. Farfalla..." "You don't have to act." "Act?" "You might have to with other clients but you don't have to with me." "I want you to be exactly who you are." "I came here to get pleasure, not to give it." "Maybe I pretend very well..." "You give me my tips that the other girls get." "I do not sleep with other girls." "Hey, Mr. Farfalla." " How are you?" " Okay, thanks." "This is my girlfriend, Anna." "Hi." "Nice to meet you, Anna." "You want to join me for some coffee?" "No, go see an American movie." "Anna is learning English." "I would love to go to America." "But perhaps we can see each other soon." "On Wednesday I'm free." "OK, I'll be there." "Where?" "The usual place." "The usual place." "I forgot." "Where is our usual place?" "Let's go someplace new." "You can decide." " Locanda Grappalli?" " Great." "Locanda Grappalli - good food." " Grappali?" " See you there?" " See you there." " At 8." "8." "Goodbye, Mr. Farfalla." "Anna, I was nice to meet you." "Two more murdered prostitutes." "Yes." "The Swedes found me." "Stay put." "Finish the job." "How the fuck did they know I was here?" "Cause you've lost your edge, Jack." "Some are greater sinners than others." "Good morning." "You're up early!" "I needed some air." "I walk here to meditate." "I thank God for certain favors he has granted me." "And ask him to look after to those of my friends who are sinners" "All men are sinners." "But those who seek peace are much sinning in the history." "Maybe." "Forgive me, this is the priest in me speaking... but you have done much sinning, Mr. Clark." "Are you still do." "Something happened here last night." "Everything I've done I had good cause to do." "Do you wish to tell me?" " To confess?" " Yes." "For what reason?" "For your sake." " Perhaps I can pray for you." " Perhaps." "I wonder how many bastards have been made here" "You work in metal..." "You were given some steel by Fabio ..." "The car doctor." "Where was he conceived, Father?" "Why do you ask me that?" "You have each others photos." "You have each other's eyes." "Was he conceived here under the trees at night like all the other bastards?" "I do not remember, sir." "It was many years ago." "In the end, it is I who confesses to you." "You want me to do the same?" "For your own good." "You can not doubt the existence of hell." "You live in it." "It is a place without love." "Perhaps I don't have the right to wear these robes..." "But I have a heart... full of a father's love." "Something close to his heart." "And for that, I'm both grateful and happy." "What do you have?" "My friend?" "On time." "I was not sure, you know, you were coming." "I was not sure you meant me to." "Of course yes." " Good evening." " Good evening." "Can you bring us a bottle of mineral water and a Montepulciano?" "English menu?" "No, thanks." "German, Dutch?" "Gentleman speaks Italian as good as me." "I repeat:" "A bottle of mineral water and a bottle of Montepulciano d'Abruzzo." " With gas?" " No" "People from the provinces..." "Can I ask you something?" "Sure." "You're married?" "No." "I was sure this was your secret." "Why do I have to have a secret?" "You're a good man, but..." "You are a secret." "Excuse me." "No." "No, thanks." "No." "He thinks that we are a couple." " It's all right." " Thank you." "Hello." "I need some more time." "You're testing my patience." "Just give me a few more days." "You have two days." "Then you make a drop." " Hi." " Hi." "Where we go?" "Someplace beautiful." "We go to a picnic?" " Picnic." " Yeah, a picnic." "I have to practice my English." "Today we're going to have a picnic." "It is a beautiful day." " Where are we going?" " You'll see." "I think it is good we stay close to the road." "Don't worry, I've been down this road many times taking photographs." " Only you come here?" " Yes." "It is a paradise." "I'm going to swim in the water." "You come?" "It is cold." "Maybe." "Come, Mr. Farfalla." "Is beautiful, no?" "We make love in water..." "What'is wrong?" "We should have lunch." "Look." "It's a bullet." "I don't think so." "Edward... is it your real name?" "Can you put this behind?" "What?" "Nothing." " Grazie - just don't understand what the hell are you doing with a gun." "A friend of mine gave it to me." "The two prostitutes were killed in Pescara, right?" "Did you see what they do to them?" "The police showed me the photographs." "I wanted to feel safe with clients." "Does it make you feel safe with me?" "You're not a client." " Then why is it in your bag?" " Because I work tonight." "It is a "procession"." " A procession?" " Yes." "Tomorrow" "Want to do this together?" "Maybe." "Really?" "And after?" "After that, tomorrow, the next day..." "I can not stay forever, Clara." " It's time to go." " Take me home with you." "I can't." "Yeah?" "I'll make the delivery, then I'm out." "Hello?" "Palo?" "Okay, Jack." "You're out" "Now you listen to me carefully..." "A coffee." "I see you've brought it in with you." "Everything is here, as we agreed." "What is this?" "Thought you might have a sweet tooth." "That's very kind of you." "I guess I'll be reading about it in the "Tribune"?" "Yes." "I expect so." "I'm just going to the ladies." "Wait here." " You okay?" " I'm fine." "You?" "Just fine." "You won't need a gun." "You never know." "Final payment." "Goodbye, Mr. Butterfly." "Hello?" "What happened?" "There wasn't any opportunity." "Find one." "I'm following it now." "I was looking for you." "I'm here." "What are you doing tonight?" "I work tonight." "Don't." "If I ask you to come away with me, would you?" "Come away with you?" "Why not?" " Together?" " Together." " Forever?" " Forever." "I want you to take this and meet me at the river." " Eduardo?" " Go!" "Go!" "Who?" "For the same man... as you Jack." "Yes" "I'm sorry, Father." "Eduardo!" "Eduardo!" "Eduardo!"

"Áö³­ ÁٰŸ®" "Ok, you go to Aunt Honey's with me" "I go to your parents' with you and Jack's stepdad's with him" "And then we can go with Karen real quick to visit Stan in prison?" " Why not?" " Great" "Ok, I figure we each get one hour" "We'll set this timer and when it goes off" "We're out of there no matter what" "We do not respond to guilt shame, tears, or flattery" "There's still 40 minutes left on the timer What happened?" "There's really not much left to say after your husband tells you he wants you to start sleeping with other people" "He wants me to be sexually satisfied while he's in prison" "I don't know why" "He certainly didn't care while he was out" "Whatever you do do not tell my mother that Nathan and I broke up" "You haven't told her?" "You see how I went up at the end, like I cared?" "Look, she always said that I was wasting my time with him, and there's nothing she loves more than saying "I told you so."" "She's so obnoxious She even has a little told-you-so dance" "It's the one thing I asked you not to do!" "The woman was depressed" "I felt it was my duty as a fellow thespian to turn her mask of tragedy into one of comedy" "I'm gonna hurt you Right now" "Hey!" "That's enough!" "It's over!" "Ok. fasten your seat belts, folks" "You are about to meet my stepdad" "A man whose cruelty is exceeded only by his inability to love" "Welcome!" "I'm so thrilled to finally meet Jack's friends" "Hi, how are you?" "Good to see you" "Jackie!" "Father" "You're looking distant and shaming" "Àª ±×·¹À̽º 4½ÃÁð ¿¡ÇǼҵå 9 Moveable Feast (part2)" "Pick the lady and you win a dollar" "Red, black, black" "Just follow the lady" " Pick the queen" " Uh...this one?" "Sorry Jack?" "It's that one I know it is" "And once again you set me up for failure" "Those football players" "Their asses are so high" " I'm hungry" " I'm thirsty" "I could hump a tree" "It's...that one" "Sorry" "All right!" "You did it" "You know what that means, don't you?" "You get to keep my lucky cards" "No, I can't take these from you" " You said you liked 'em" " Yeah, they're great" "Come on I want you to have 'em" "No, I can't" "Oh, just take the cards, Elliot!" "Take the damn cards!" "The man wants you to have the cards take the cards!" "And you, man stop badgering the boy!" " You better take 'em" " Thanks" "All right" "Ding" "What are you doing?" "What's the matter with you?" "Ding the dang bell!" "Is there something wrong, Jack?" "If you have something to say to me, just say it" "Ok." "There is something that I've been wanting to tell you for a long time" "Gotta go Elliot!" "Well, these last few stops have been a nice warm-up now brace yourself for real dysfunction" "WASP dysfunction" "You can't say it You can't talk about it but you know it's there" "Kind of like a fart in church" "Just tell them about the code" "Oh, yes, the code" ""Business trip" is the code for my father's affair with his mistress otherwise known as "associate," "colleague," or "client."" "I learned that the hard way last Easter when I talked about taking on three clients at the same time" "If you're feeling remotely full after appetizers don't undo your top button" "You'll need that to hold in your feelings" " Hey, look who's here!" " Hey, guys!" "What's with the haircut?" "Thanks, Paul Nice to see you, too" "Hey, Willie.I just mentioned your haircut" "You don't have to cry about it" "Hey!" "Is that the brother you slept with as a substitute for the gay one you're in love with but can never really have?" "No." "That's his other brother Sam" "Paul, Peggy these are my friends" "Karen, Jack, and of course, Grace" "Grace, it's so nice to meet you" "There's a woman where I get my hair done in Westport She's Jewish, too" "Oh, sure" "I've seen her at the meetings" "Here you are!" "Oh, Will, darling" "Let me shut the door I don't want to have to deal with that gossipy new neighbor" "Hello!" "Mrs. Schaefer" "Her eldest has a lazy eye Her youngest is a prostitute" "Oh, Grace, dear I was just finishing up the soup bowls" "I saw a special on the Food Network on how to make them out of gourds" "Oh, food can be such fun" "This is where I'm going to die" "Who wants a martini?" "and I've gone to heaven!" "If you need to change there's a guest room at the top of the stairs" "No, mom This is what we're wearing" "Oh, good You should be comfortable" "I guess I'm just, what?" "Am I old-fashioned I guess?" "So, uh, where's dad?" "Oh, he had a last-minute business meeting" "It seems his...client couldn't wait till after the holidays" "Oh, you know your father and his work" "Yeah, he's dedicated" "Hey..." "I'm sorry Sam couldn't make it but I'm so glad you're here I never get to see you" "Paul, sweetie come sit next to me" "Hi, I'm Grace You must be Uncle Winnie" "Oh, don't bother, darling" "He's on medication He thinks you're a balloon" "Oh, and one more thing" "That's three" "Could you please come and help me?" "I'm having some trouble with the garbage disposal" "I called the plumber but it's a holiday so, you know" "Oh!" "Don't touch the wall, Jack" " Will, I'm a-scared" " You should be" "I like Will's family They drink" "Were you serious about what you said before?" "Are you really thinking about having sex with someone?" "Oh, for God's sakes stop fishing you big lez" "It's not gonna be with you" "Oh, shucks" "And I made myself all purty" "But, you know if I was gonna do it it'd have to be just the right situation, you know?" "And just the right kind of guy" "A big, swarthy, hunky working-class kind of guy" "You know the kind that wears a tool belt but doesn't know how to spell it" "I wouldn't hold your breath" "That kind of guy only exists in porno movies" "Uh, excuse me, ladies someone needed their pipes cleaned out?" "Oh, that sounds like your father's ring" "Let's eat" "I'll get the soup" "Tell everybody to take their seats" "Their names are on the artichokes" "Now, they're all in a particular order so no switching!" "I'm glad I get to taste mom's soup before Peggy and I have to take off" "What are you talking about?" "You're not taking off I'm taking off" "Oh, I'm sorry, buddy I have to" "No, no, no Not this year" "Come on, Will You're her favorite" "You should stay" "I am not her Even so, I'm going!" "Whatcha doing?" "Fixing things?" "Well, this disposal I've got a bolt here that just won't go in" "Oh, well, maybe you should talk dirty to it" "I mean, you were saying?" "Grace, darling please tuck this napkin under your chin" "The last time you ruined my tablecloth with all your slopping" "Well, gotta go" "Paul, could I talk to you a minute?" "Will, eat your soup Mom made it" "It's in gourds" " Guess I'm finished" " Are you?" "Or are you just getting started?" "What's left to do?" "Well, if you poke around a little bit" "I bet you could find something" "I'm sure I can" "Don't talk You'll wreck it" "What's going on here?" "I'm not sure" "Oh!" "How dare you!" "I'm a married woman!" "Sorry, man I've got obligations" "So do I!" "There is a huge difference between my obligation to my family and your obligation to your friends" "My friends are my family" "Your situation is completely different and you know it!" "You made that choice" "Choice?" "!" "Are you kidding me?" "!" "Look, let's go over this again" "My being gay is no more a choice" "Paul, don't leave yet I just want to send a little bottle of wine over to Peg's folks for the holidays" "Just a little thank you for forgetting us this year" "Well, what's going on here?" "Nothing Will's crying" "I am not!" "Look, we just both have places we need to be" "We both feel that one of us should stay" " Mom, you pick" " Oh, that is so unfair" "Don't make her choose" "You know who she's gonna pick" "I pick Paul" "Of course" " What?" "Well, I would like to propose a toast" "To our own Thanksgiving" "To no longer being at the mercy of our mothers fathers, brothers" "Plumbers" "Feels pretty good doesn't it?" "I hate the way I left things with my mom" "I feel terrible" "I feel worse about what happened between me and my step-dad" "Why worse?" "Because it happened to me" "Hey, what about me?" "Stan put me in an awful position" "And that plumber nearly did, too" "Yeah, well, I feel fine" " No, you don't" " No, I don't!" "How could she pick Paul over me?" "!" "Well, let's dig into this turkey" "Wait!" "Wait a minute!" "Um, doesn't it seem wrong to enjoy a beautiful uneaten Turkey when you have all this unfinished emotional business?" "You know what?" "She's right" "Two minutes each We say our piece and we get out" "But I'm starved" "So?" "The turkey'll still be here when we get back" "Or whatever" "Go!" "I'm sorry, Rosario but we'll try to be as quick as we can" "Have a piece of fruit to tide yourself over" "Fruit, my ass!" "Two minutes Go!" "Don't talk" "I got something to say to you and I don't have a lot of time" "I'm angry with you Stanley" "Why do you want me to have sex with other men?" "I mean, sure I'm miserable without you but it's not the kind of miserable that's gonna go away with a quick tongue wrestle with a" "I don't know 5' 10" maintenance man with a" "I don't know musky smell of Paco Rabanne and dirty metal and a" "I don't know Chinese serenity symbol tattooed on his left bicep" "Or something I mean, the point is" "I don't want any man but you" "I love you Every fold, nook and cranny of you you two-ton English muffin!" "Hey, we still got 40 seconds left What do you want to do?" "Ok." "Only this time you stick your boobs on the glass" "Come on" "Happy Thanksgiving Mr. Walker" "I love you" "Two minutes" " Go!" "Hey, everyone would you mind if I had a minute alone with my mom?" "Thanks" "There's something I need to say to you" "Oh, and what's that?" "You already told me I can't act" "Did you come back to tell me I can't sing?" "Oh, mom of course you can s" "Let's not get into that right now" "Look, I" " I hate what I said to you" "I was just upset" "But the whole "I told you so" thing it's just that sometimes it seems like you love being right even more than you love me" "Are you kidding, dear?" "I love you more than anything in the world" "That's sweet, mom" "I guess a part of me does appreciate that on some level but the dance" "Why the dance?" "Well, it's cute, darling" "Everybody thinks so" "Who is "everybody"?" "Look, the point is that it bothers you so I just won't say "I told you so" anymore" "Mom, I want to believe that but in 33 years you have never been able to restrain yourself" "I promise you, dear you'll never hear it again" " Really?" " Really" "Thank you for that, mom" " I love you" " I love you, too, dear" "I told her so!" "Two minutes Go!" "I just have one question for you" "How dare you be so nice to Elliot!" "Where was that guy when I was growing up?" "!" "Well, I was probably" "Oh, is that supposed to be your answer?" "You are ten times the father with him than you ever were with me" " No, I don't think you" " Don't change the subject!" "For my 12th birthday I asked for a "Beautiful Chrissy" doll with beautiful hair that grows" "And what did you get me?" "A dirt bike?" "!" "What the hell's a 12-year-old boy gonna do with a dirt bike?" "!" "You don't know me at all!" "Hey, you don't know me either" "It's not like you took any interest in me" "I was a kid I wasn't supposed to" "Yeah, you got me there" "Yeah, I do, don't I?" "You were a tough kid to figure out" "It was like having a foreign exchange student in the house" "You spoke your own language and wore a beret" "Well, you should have tried harder" "You're right I should have" "I was a crap father I'm sorry" "But, Jack I'm not the same guy" "Well, I am I'm still mad" "I know But what do you get out of holding on to something like that?" "I'd really like us to get closer, Jack" "Well, it won't be easy" "I'm very complicated" "I am a swirling mass of contradictions" "Sometimes I'm happy Sometimes I'm sad" "Sometimes..." "Well, I guess those are the only two" "But..." "You really want to get to know me?" "I do" "If you want to take the time to get to know me" "I guess I wouldn't be adverse to that" "I'll take that present now" " Ok, uh" " Right there on the bed" "I didn't know what to get you, so I just put some money in a box" "Oh, pop, you do know me!" "Ok, two minutes Go" "So, what?" "Paul is your favorite now?" "Where is he?" "Favorite?" "!" "I sent him home" "You what?" "I just" " I don't know I didn't want him around" "But you chose him" "You'd obviously rather have him around than me" "Oh, William, sweetheart you know I don't have favorites" "But if I did you know who it would be" "That's why I could pick Paul in front of you but I couldn't pick you in front of Paul" "Because he would have cried, right?" "Because he's the crier" "Now, go home Be with your family" "I'm giving you Thanksgiving off this year" "No, no, look I don't think you should be alone on a holiday" "Honey, I'm not alone I've got Uncle Winnie" "Bingo!" "I win!" "Do you hear that?" "He wins" "So stop treating me like I'm some fragile old woman" "I'm fine." "I mean it would be nice if your father didn't he to conduct his business on holidays but, it's not your job to take care of me" "Well, I think it is" "No, no, please Go home" "I'm busy" "I have to go through daddy's closet pick out a couple of suits he loves and give them to the Salvation Army" "Let's go" "We can still make it home in time for dinner" " Great." "I'm starved" " Me, too" "I could use some solids" "Well, wait till you guys taste this turkey" "ÀÚÀ¯ ¼öÁ¤ ¹× ¹èÆ÷ (´Ü Á¦ÀÛÀÚ Á¤º¸ ¼öÁ¤ ºÒ°¡) ¹èÆ÷½Ã Ãâó¸¦ ²À ¹àÇôÁÖ¼¼¿ä thanks"

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