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who is on the phone do you think?
who's on the phone?
is it grandma?
i bet it is!
i bet it's grandma!
i bet it is!
ha ha ha.
who is it daddy?
hm?
daddy who is it?
okay good.
hello!
yeah we got two kids in the bathtub one about to go in.
no kicking me!
no kicking me please!
wadada!
ada!
okay say hi to everybody.
okay bye thanks.
that was grandma on the phone!
yeah!
guys it was grandpa mike.
oh it was grandpa.
i thought it was grandma but it was grandpa!
aga!
kh.
oh yeah?
ak.
apu.
oh you like the wires do you?
do you like the wires?
you can't pull them!
yeah!
that's not a new toy for you.
not in your mouth with the wires my pal.
no no no!
oh yeah?
you think they're really funny?
you're trying and trying to get them with those toes!
ah.
ah little silly silly!
are you ticklish?
are you ticklish?
are you ticklish ticklish?
bath is ready.
op your tub is ready daddy said.
should we go?
should we get you in the tub?
uh!
shall we pull you in?
excuse me i need my finger.
i need my finger little pal.
yes you need to let go!
oh!
ooh that's a dry feeling diaper my buddy.
that one isn't even wet.
that's not even wet!
that diaper's hardly even wet.
it isn't.
ah!
it's hardly even wet.
do you have stuff ready for these guys?
uh yes i have pajamas and everything in catherine's room.
er!
whoa?
ooh is mommy gonna get the wire in the water?
i hope not.
there you go.
go get your bath?
oops.
can i get those off of here.
hm?
holy smokes!
oh!
joseph joseph joseph.
what did you just do?
did you just pee on daddy?
yes!
you silly boy.
what just happened daddy?
joseph peed on daddy.
joseph joseph joseph.
did you think that was funny?
ew!
ew!
did you think that was funny?
on daddy.
oh no you may not play with that now.
no.
oh yes.
how come you did that?
you silly guy.
oh yeah you think it's funny!
yeah.
you think it's funny!
okay.
we'll see about that.
you haven't done that for a long time!
huh!
that was just a trick for daddy!