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There was a COVID outbreak in my city. It is slowly expanding, there are some new cases.

There was a COVID outbreak in my city. There are a lot of new cases, there are some deceased patients.

I came home to brown colored stain on my kitchen floor, turned out it's melted chocolate.

I came home to brown colored stain on my kitchen floor, turned out it's my dog's poop.

I worked as an exploration Geologist. I got to conduct a unique experiment once.

I worked as an exploration Geologist.

I was ironing my work shirt. I checked the pockets and found a receipt I'd been looking for.

I was ironing my work shirt.

I came back to the cabin to relax after the long day.

I came back to the cabin to find cover during the storm.

I directed a play using preschoolers as cast members. None of the children memorized their lines.

I directed a play using preschoolers as cast members. The children kept wandering off and getting into trouble.

I took my dog for a walk at the park. My dog got in a scuffle with a Chihuahua and he got scared.

I took my dog for a walk at the park. My dog got in a bad fight with a Pitbull and was bitten in the arm.

I want to pave my driveway. I bought material, i will do it all myself.

I want to pave my driveway. I bought material.

As I retreated to my rented mountain cabin, the neighbor called out, "There are all kinds of birds, all over the place here; birdsong and more birdsong!"

As I retreated to my rented mountain cabin, the neighbor called out, "There are all kinds of bats around here, and watch out for them landing in your hair, they love to do that."

I went to the vet. My pet got a free groom.

I went to the vet.

I drove my car to the store. I barely had to wait in a line.

I drove my car to the store.

My favorite song by my favorite artist started playing on Spotify. Spotify then started to play songs by an artist that offended me.

My favorite song by my favorite artist started playing on Spotify. My Spotify app crashed and would not re-open.

I showed movies on a sheet in my yard.

I showed movies on a sheet in my yard. I was closed down because of violating Disturbing the Peace laws.

My hotel room smelled like minty air freshener.

My hotel room smelled like stale cigarette smoke.

I went to buy a new TV last week.

I went to buy a new TV last week. I couldnt find the one i was looking for, i had to get a smaller one.

The swans in the pond outside my apartment swim back and forth.

The swans in the pond outside my apartment chase me up the path.

My brother took me to the holocaust museum. We got food on the way there.

My brother took me to the holocaust museum.

When I was outside, playing with my friends, we saw the ice cream truck drive up and got an ice cream.

When I was outside, playing with my friends, we saw a semi truck drive by and he honked his horn for us.

I found my lifelong partner at the mall yesterday

I couldn't find my lifelong partner at the mall yesterday

I made my own stepping stones at home using Leaf patterns. The stones I made helped keep my shoes dry.

I made my own stepping stones at home using Leaf patterns.

I went to the beach with my friends. We played volleyball.

I went to the beach with my friends.

I decided to go a trip to the Grand Canyon. I had a good time ride a donkey along the edge.

I decided to go a trip to the Grand Canyon.

I'm going into the garden to water the flowers.

I'm going into the garden to pull out the weeds.

I decided to bring flowers when I went to my friends' dinner party. I remembered later that the hostess didn't like lilies.

I decided to bring flowers when I went to my friends' dinner party. The hostess said she was severely allergic to lilies and started chain sneezing.

My cousin invited me to go bowling with him.

My cousin invited me to go on his paper route with him.

I took my dog into the pet store with me. I got several compliments on my dog from others in the store.

I took my dog into the pet store with me. I took my dog down the aisle with bones and let her pick out her own bone.

I burned my marshmallow while trying to cook S'mores over the camp fire.

I burned my hand while trying to cook S'mores over the camp fire.

I decided to pull the fire alarm to get out of taking my final.

I decided to pull the fire alarm to get out of taking my final. A teacher noticed me hanging out near the alarm and I had to abandon my plan.

My friend dared me to streak through a graveyard. I did it and my friends were impressed.

My friend dared me to streak through a graveyard.

I recommended that our company switch to biodegradable plates in the cafeteria. People grumbled but eventually got used to them.

I recommended that our company switch to biodegradable plates in the cafeteria. They were prone to melting, and the CEO called it the dumbest idea he ever heard.

My family and I went to a new photography studio to have our family photo's done this year. Their packages were much more affordable than anywhere we have ever been.

My family and I went to a new photography studio to have our family photo's done this year.

I got a job as a mechanic for a large garage. I was new to the trade.

I got a job as a mechanic for a large garage. I dropped a large set of wrenches and had to repack them.

I went to a fast food restaurant to pick up my dinner. There was a roach inside the bag of food.

I went to a fast food restaurant to pick up my dinner. There was a shard of glass inside the burger and it stabbed my mouth.

I decided to go on vacation to Brazil. I sweated through my clothes ten minutes after getting dressed.

I decided to go on vacation to Brazil. I contracted intestinal parasites from improperly cooked meat.

I ordered a pair of shoes online but when it arrived the color was a little off.

I ordered a pair of shoes online but when it arrived it was two sizes too small.

I went to summer camp and got to star in the play there.

I went to summer camp and got to watch the play there.

I received a piece of certified mail from my mail man today that I had to sign for.

I received a piece of certified mail from my mail man today that I had to sign for. It was a fraud check from an internet scam trying to get me to send money to someone in another country.

I went to the sink to get some water. I felt really refreshed after a few drinks.

I went to the sink to get some water.

I am visiting my friend in the city and we have a bunch of places we plan to visit, so we'll get exercise and have some adventures.

I am visiting my friend in the city and we have a bunch of places we wanted to visit, but most of them are closed because of the pandemic.

I have recently noticed that my hair is getting thinner so I purchased some thickening shampoo and I'm not sure if there has been any improvement.

I have recently noticed that my hair is getting thinner so I purchased some thickening shampoo and I've noticed more hair falling out.

I harvested the corn in my home garden. The yield was barely enough to serve at the barbeque.

I harvested the corn in my home garden. The corn had smut inside the shucks and was inedible.

I drive to the Wendy's down the street.

I drive to the Wendy's down the street. They ran out of ice cream.

I watched the final episode of my favorite TV series. I ate popcorn while I watched.

I watched the final episode of my favorite TV series.

I went into the subway tunnel with all the cash that I need to get to my location.

I went into the subway tunnel knowing I needed more cash to get to my location.

My hanging baskets of flowers started to look dull so I decided to prune them. When I was done they looked more vibrant than when I first bought them.

My hanging baskets of flowers started to look dull so I decided to prune them.

I was baking a cake for my mother. It didn't turn out as quite good as I wanted it to.

I was baking a cake for my mother. I accidentally used the wrong color icing and she was upset.

I went to audition for American Idol.

I went to audition for American Idol. The judges told me I had potential but all told me no.

I took a bus ride downtown.

I took a bus ride downtown. The bus was crowded and i had to stand up the whole trip.

I decided to keep a pet rat in my room. He chew through the wires on my lamp.

I decided to keep a pet rat in my room. He had babies and they escaped, infesting my whole house, damaging wiring in the walls.

My daughter asked me if she could use my laptop for school. She ended up getting an A on the report she used it to write.

My daughter asked me if she could use my laptop for school.

I asked my spouse to call the florist and send flowers to the funeral home where my best friend's father's funeral was being held. The florist accidentally charged our credit card twice for the flower arrangement.

I asked my spouse to call the florist and send flowers to the funeral home where my best friend's father's funeral was being held. When we got to the funeral home and saw the flowers the quality was terrible and they looked dead.

My lawn company came out to mow my lawn.

My lawn company came out to mow my lawn. They forgot to weed whip around the trees in my back yard.

When I got my pictures back I realized that there was a bird in the background.

When I got my pictures back I realized that there was a booger on my shirt.

I drove to work Monday morning. There was no traffic so I arrived early.

I drove to work Monday morning.

I spent the last day of my vacation buying souvenirs. I found something that they would like.

I spent the last day of my vacation buying souvenirs. I found something that I'm not sure they would like.

I went to the golf tournament and was bored.

I went to the golf tournament and got sick from the rain.

I played ball with my son, he threw the ball back but it landed on the ground.

I played ball with my son, he threw the ball back but it landed through the neighbor's window.

I felt the Large package with Bike Tires sticking out.

I felt the Large package with wooden spikes sticking out.

I hosted a 4th of July barbeque. A few people didn't show up.

I hosted a 4th of July barbeque. The city canceled the fireworks show.

I lied to my mom about my grades. She found out, gave me a whooping and grounded me.

I lied to my mom about my grades. She found out and sent me away to boot-camp.

I saw a rabbit sitting in my backyard earlier today.

I saw a snake sitting in my backyard earlier today.

I went to the spa to hand in my coupon for a free massage.

I went to the spa to hand them my money for an expensive massage.

I went on a blind date. We had coffee together.

I went on a blind date.

I agreed to feed my neighbor's fish while they were gone from home on a trip. I learned a lot about the fish and their habits.

I agreed to feed my neighbor's fish while they were gone from home on a trip.

I met my boyfriend at the beach party last weekend

I was unable to meet my boyfriend at the beach party last weekend

I became a genetic counselor, helping people figure out the best plans for their health. The advice I offered families allowed them to have children with long healthy lives.

I became a genetic counselor, helping people figure out the best plans for their health. I offered ideas for improving diets based on genomes.

I stopped at the bakery. I got a donut and a cup of coffee.

I stopped at the bakery. I ordered a donut for breakfast.

I got a parking ticket after I parked illegally.

My car got towed after I parked illegally.

I was working at the factory. My boss brought lunch for the department.

I was working at the factory.

Its been a long couple of weeks. Im getting my vacations, i have work to do at home.

Its been a long couple of weeks.

I had an unfortunate experience when I was arrested. I was finally allowed to go free after 2 long nights.

I had an unfortunate experience when I was arrested. I was jailed, then lost my trial.

I was on a road trip with my family. My father bought us sodas and chips.

I was on a road trip with my family. My father bought us all sodas.

I learned to fix my own computer. I turned that skill into a successful business and could help my friends.

I learned to fix my own computer. I turned that skill into a way to help friends.

I left an hour early to get to work today. I avoided the heavy traffic.

I left an hour early to get to work today. I was almost late because I had to take a detour because there was road work.

I wanted a leopard for a pet.

I wanted a leopard for a pet. My dad tried to get me a leopard but couldn't afford it.

I made a three point shot in the fourth quarter.

I sprained my ankle in the fourth quarter.

A pocket gopher decided to live nearby. The animal came into my yard, causing concern.

A pocket gopher decided to live nearby. The rodent dug into my yard, tunneling.

My doctor told me I might throw out my back if I start lifting weights.

My doctor told me I might have a heart attack if I start lifting weights.

I called down to the desk for room service. They had exactly what I wanted.

I called down to the desk for room service. They said the wait would be minimal.

I tried out and was able to play Professional poker.

I tried out and was able to play amateur poker.

I designed a new website for my business. The design was poor and several bloggers called attention to how awful it was, causing the business to lose a lot of business.

I designed a new website for my business. The design was accused of being stolen and I was sued.

I decided to read a John Grisham novel. I found the courtroom scenes tedious.

I decided to read a John Grisham novel. I thought the whole thing was predictable and preachy.

I spent the afternoon running around my lawn with my puppy.

I spent the afternoon running around my lawn with my lawnmower.

I am baking cookies. Some are soft and chewy.

I am baking cookies.

I decided to try some new teas at a local tea shop. It was a nice, relaxing break in my afternoon.

I decided to try some new teas at a local tea shop.

I forgot to pay my rent.

I forgot to pay my rent. My landlord put a pay or quit notice on my front door.

My teacher gave us a pop quiz. I knew all of the answers.

My teacher gave us a pop quiz. The material was vaguely familiar to me.

I was working in a kitchen. I burned my finger on the stove.

I was working in a kitchen. My boss fired me yesterday.

I wore jeans to the game, and needed a belt.

I wore jeans to the game, and noticed a hole in the crotch.

I entered a pie eating contest. I ate a lot but lost the contest badly.

I entered a pie eating contest. I became very sick and had to be hostpitalized.

I played a game of hockey with my friends. There was a huge verbal argument.

I played a game of hockey with my friends. The game ended with a huge fight.

My aunt and I played chess and I won the game and she lost the game.

My aunt and I played chess and I lost the game and she won the game.

I finally got a big water bottle instead of using plastic bottles, it is less convenient.

I finally got a big water bottle instead of using plastic bottles, the lid leaks all the time.

I made pizza for lunch. It was flavourful, i added cheese and pesto.

I made pizza for lunch. It what I expected it would be.

I was a half an hour late to the Sunday church service.

I was a half an hour late to the Sunday church service. Everyone looked back at me with nasty looks as I walked in to find my seat.

I transferred some spending money to my teenage daughter's account and discovered her donating half of it for charity.

I transferred some spending money to my teenage daughter's account and discovered her giving half of it to her boyfriend.

I skipped school with some friends. My mom drove by and saw me, picked me up and brought me back to school.

I skipped school with some friends. I got caught by the school and had to stay after school for detention.

The diner I chose to eat breakfast at was crowded.

The diner I chose to eat breakfast at was closed.

I decided to explore a cave in Mexico on my spring break. I found the dark and quiet very peaceful.

I decided to explore a cave in Mexico on my spring break.

I had to get ready for church, so I got dressed, put on makeup, walked to the bus stop and the bus was right on time, so I was on time to church.

I had to get ready for church, so I got dressed, put on makeup, walked to the bus stop and the bus was late, so I was late to church.