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how does this work?
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This is artwork
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OP should frame it up, put it on his desk, and look at it every time he thinks about buying an OTM
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This joke will be ripped off in shower thoughts
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I don't know if it was mentioned yet, but [OP ripped this joke off](https://twitter.com/thinkmariya/status/874675195067326464)
Oh and OP's a faggot
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Pretty sure that person ripped it off somewhere else on Reddit yesterday. Read it in the morning on an uber thread before that tweet was posted. The lengths people go through to trying to get credit for a joke makes me laugh. Ironic
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Don't think so. I first saw it 3 days ago on [linkedin](https://www.linkedin.com/feed/update/urn:li:activity:6280536737144012800/) from the guy that that tweets credits
[In case you have to be logged in to see that linkedin link](https://i.gyazo.com/b8cf653c86878c41ae02e598a2b0dc0c.png)
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Now where did HE get it from? I'm gonna get to the bottom of this I tell ya!
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It's ends at the room full of chimps with typewriters
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So /r/wallstreetbets right ?
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SPY calls. The market can only go up right?
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Yes. There is "up" and "less-up".
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And what happened right after 2007? Yep, and his name was *Albert Einstein*
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Is Albert in this pic somewhere?
https://i.imgur.com/skdqRI4.jpg
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It's fun to stay at the U.S.M.C.A
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YMCA
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Yugoslavia - Mexico - Canada agreement?
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Ynot Mexico China Agreement.
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Fucking g, skimmed through your past posts and it's all faggots delights with thousands of dollars. Fucking huevos broski.
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I did take some losses some spy and yahoo calls last week in the thousands but today definitely more than makes up for those =p
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I played fd for a few times and man were those long nights. Messes with my mentality too, if I can turn 2k into 6k in one week, let's do that with 6k into 18k in the next week. There goes my lunch money.
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very long nights indeed. not for the faint of heart
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a true letdown for fellow CPA's
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Seriously. I'm sitting in my office at Deloitte right now like wtf.
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Wrote off $3,000 in losses for 2017. Between state and federal, I'm going to get back around $1,300 by my estimates.
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Hey that's 1,300 tendies at the right bowling alley.
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How do I short this guy and go long on his wife?
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I also would like to go long in OP's wife
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She's 89
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Lol and?
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Pretty sure everyone here knows I'm a woman. I've posted about buying make-up.
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How u get wifi in the kitchen?
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I put the "wife" in "wifi"
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Wifey.
So you are actually female? The username tho.
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Oh the days of GE, scam or be scammed... Learned some real life lessons on Runescape
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You want me to trim your armor for you? It will only cost 50k gold.
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Meet me at these coordinates in the wildy to make the trade was my favorite lol
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Lmao I liked “type your password backwards” to get a free rune trimmed armor set.
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LOL at how almost every response clucks about how "she's gambling"
yeah no shit... that's what investing is, idiots
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Investing is not gambling.
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Investing isn't gambling, just like your mom doesn't work the curb.
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\*whispers to friend\* "Bro, im gonna start a hedge fund with all the winnings, you down?"
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Nah I got this new scheme. It's foolproof. I'm going to take down a presidential investigation with false rape allegations.
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Uhm. At which point to you make the moneys?
Ohhh. You don't. It just ruins your life. Very wsb
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Jerk off to my mtch gains
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The irony.
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.27% chance of profit lol
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Robinhood tries to be nice and even tells you right out that hey buddy that odds are really shit here. But some autist goes “Wait...so there is a chance?”
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Don’t tariffs help American companies?
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Basic economics says tariffs are bad for everyone other than a few special interests
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Funny I bought today and I'm up. People here have no fucking patience.
Elon Musk usually gets what he wants. The man made paypal and basucally a fucking SPACE freight company.
Give it some time I think he might know what the fuck he's doing.
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if any other CEO's said half of what Elon Musk has promised they would be crucified by the market. He continually misses projections, but makes claims that he can do the impossible. Then goes through a fund-raising period to get around 2 billion dollars, and decides to put a bid in for a failing company? Yeah he really knows what he is doing. He is a very scientifically smart individual, and Tesla as a product imo is amazing, but he over promises and under-delivers just about every time. I don't have faith in a CEO like that for the near future.
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Did you butt-trade or what? This is honestly as impressive as if you reversed it.
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We should start a go fund me for this guy so he can keep trading and we can inverse all of his plays.
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Note to self: don't ever switch to OptionsHouse
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OptionsHouse is the most abject piece of shit trading platform in the world. They screwed me on AMAT options two weeks ago, just liquidating them as they were sailing farther and farther into the money. It was 2:00PM on Friday. The trading day wasn't over. And they liquidated them at a shit price too. Fuck OptionsHouse. When I called, they basically told me that I shouldn't trade options that are expiring soon.
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Your fault for being a dumb ass. They start closing options positions at 2pm on Fridays. They send you emails about it, and there are pop-ups when you open your account about it. This isn't rocket science.
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>They start closing options positions at 2pm on Fridays. They send you emails about it, and there are pop-ups when you open your account about it.
It's really too late to do anything about it at that point.
Here's the crucial thing: *there's brokers that don't do this.* This is a shitty policy from a shitty broker. You're not getting the full value of your option if you can't trade it up until the last minutes of the day.
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When market goes down .5%, my profilio goes down 75%.
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Schwab doesn't know that my margin funds are also on margin
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And that your margin on your margin, is secured against your house and your father in law was guarantor on your mortgage?
Edit: if not GTFO
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If you're not homeless as a result of your trading, you're a pussy
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If you still have both kidneys you're a pussy
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I hedged my trading with life insurance.
My family will have several million within the next 20 years; one way or another.
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>tfw you go long on suicide
Edit: I realize only too late that this should have been
>that feeling when you go long on KYS
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Petition to make WSB the new strategic and policy forum
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All WSB would do is lobby for raising the $3000 yearly deduction on stock losses.
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We'd probably get it, everything I know about liberals tells me they are the worst with finances, so much so they want free money from the government.
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Like those liberals that crashed the market with their incompetence in 08
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Amazon Fresh and Automated Stores are a few tiny experiment pilot programs that Amazon plans to afford to fail 99 to 1, as long as they get 1 big success out of them. Amazon doesn't have any immediate overhaul plans for Whole Foods either - the stores are running the same as yesterday. So to shit-talk Amazon on these foundations is kind of foundationless. The stock prices are due to predictions of things that won't be seen for 15 years, and Amazon is on the foundations to pounce in that timeframe, while other Grocers have nothing in the pipeline to react with. These price changes are not going to revert - they're permanent and long overdue. Amazon just woke people up. Grocery stocks are priced pretty accurately for 2017.
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> The stock prices are due to predictions of things that won't be seen for 15 years
wrong. nobody projects out that far. you can't know what will happen that far out.
>Amazon plans to afford to fail 99 to 1, as long as they get 1 big success out of them.
bullshit. you don't know what amazon plans. nobody wants 99% failure. nice ass pull.
>These price changes are not going to revert - they're permanent and long overdue. Amazon just woke people up. Grocery stocks are priced pretty accurately for 2017.
hahahahaha riiiiiiight.
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> nobody projects out that far.
That's funny. You think prices at 25 years of earnings (P/E) aren't projected out even 15 years? You think people just give that extra money out of the kindness of their heart? There are investments projected out 100 years that change hands each generation, time discounted.
>nobody wants 99% failure
theyre called moonshots and yes, 99% is common. google bezos attitude towards failure, he loves it. Then look up how many times edison failed. It's how innovation works. Experiments are expected to fail, then you find a gem every once in a while
keep talking assclown.
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>keep talking assclown.
You are such a dumb piece of shit, and such a pathetic easily triggered faggot.
>You think prices at 25 years of earnings (P/E) aren't projected out even 15 years?
Yeah, I do not think that because it is not true, and it is fucking stupid. People project out a few years into the future in terms of knowable information and priced-in expectations. Your dumb ass said that people try to price in 15+ years of speculative expectations, which is wrong and retarded.
>There are investments projected out 100 years
Amazon and retails stocks are not in that category, obviously, so you win the award for pointing out irrelevant shit.
>theyre called moonshots and yes, 99% is common.
So buying whole foods is a moonshot now? Idiot.
>google bezos attitude towards failure, he loves it.
Bezos does not love failure, and if you think that, you are even dumber than I suggesting you were earlier in this post. If Bezos loved failure, Amazon would be bankrupt. Also: what people say in public about a thing, is not necessarily true. Shocker.
>Experiments are expected to fail, then you find a gem every once in a while
Amazon Fresh is not some wild innovation. It is old as fuck, and has been a stagnant failure for many years now. If Amazon could not manage to get its own project off the ground because no consumers wanted it, the idea that Amazon could IMPROVE UPON a different company that DID find success (unlike Amazon) is laughable.
Amazon Fresh is a failure because consumers do not want it. It was and is too expensive. Americans are not willing to pay so much money to avoid driving to the market and buying their own shit. This is not innovation. Nothing is new or special or DISRUPTIVEVEVEVE about paying some faggot to bring me some fucking tomatoes.
I get that you are long Amazon and trying to be a faggot cheerleader, but your breath smells like you've been licking Bezos' asshole.
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all i see is the incoherent key smacking of a flailing tard rage
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Where'd you find that kind of leverage, faggot?
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CFD's you American fucking pleb.
Come ride Kangaroos and go broke faster like me faggot
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who the hell is Azealia Banks?
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A rapper and potentially the star in an Elon sex tape...
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If these futures stay like this no way DIS$ does not gap up
RSI way oversold
And this is a fucken blue chip not some fucken stupid ROKU meme stock
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Dude. If it’s a WSB stock
It’s a meme stock
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Yup. Ive been crushing it on SLV calls. Wish i would have yoloed it earlier
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Happy Cake Day Logicalthinking247! Stop searching the world for treasure, the real treasure is in yourself.
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Go suck a dick, bot!
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Which [Lambo](https://uncrate.com/lamborghini-sv-roadster-super-veloce-boat/) [yacht](https://uncrate.com/mauro-lecci-lamborghini-yacht/)? There are plenty...
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OH MY GOD I PREDICTED ITS EXISTENCE. I'm smarter than I realized.
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Your best impulses lack all conviction and your worst impulses are full of passionate intensity.
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¿An accurate analysis on wsb?
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A paraphrasing of William Butler Yeats, which may happen to be accurate.
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But how when avocado toast is so expensive
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You know it’s cheaper if you buy the avocado and bread separately ��
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Priced in
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I heard that too this morning, I could not believe that it was so blatant!
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You've got to be this blatant with the current guy in the whitehouse.
It's like telling the least scrawniest kid who's been beat up by the school bully that you'll give them $10 and pay for their lunch for the next year if they beat the crap out of them.
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I guess I was out of the loop, so the Koch brothers don't like Trump?
This is going to be interesting to see unfolding, and by *this* I mean the next 4 years.
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They don't necessarily dislike him, but to them, Trump's plan doesn't go far enough, so it basically cements in a fucked system. So weirdly enough, the mainstream left and the far right both want no on this.
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What's hilarious about this sub is that when it first started, there were professional day traders on here who posted solid DD and had reasonable political views (mainly democratic and moderate republicans). The one thing they did was taking acting like idiots too far. Like the old adage goes "Any community that gets its laughs by acting like idiots, will find idiots that think they're in good company". There are a lot of people on this sub who jokingly stated support for Trump but voted Hilary, because they know Trump is absolute poison for the markets (Trade wars, singling out companies like amazon, market crashes). Soon the idiots from r/the_dumbass thought this was a Pro-trump sub and they joined in along with Russian counter intelligence shit posting in this sub without most of you idiots noticing it. Now we're sitting here with a man-child as president, dumb ass Trump supporters all throughout the sub, and all the old guys have left. I laugh every time I see one of these "market makers" lose their entire $100 robin hood account. Not saying Hilary is a saint, but common sense should've dictated that the adult that can complete a sentence is more qualified than the child who interrupts his own interruptions of his thoughts, but I guess common sense isn't so common after all.
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>Interrupts his own interruptions of his thoughts
Too true.
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Look, having nuclear—my uncle was a great professor and scientist and engineer, Dr. John Trump at MIT; good genes, very good genes, OK, very smart, the Wharton School of Finance, very good, very smart—you know, if you’re a conservative Republican, if I were a liberal, if, like, OK, if I ran as a liberal Democrat, they would say I'm one of the smartest people anywhere in the world—it’s true!—but when you're a conservative Republican they try—oh, do they do a number—that’s why I always start off: Went to Wharton, was a good student, went there, went there, did this, built a fortune—you know I have to give my like credentials all the time, because we’re a little disadvantaged—but you look at the nuclear deal, the thing that really bothers me—it would have been so easy, and it’s not as important as these lives are (nuclear is powerful; my uncle explained that to me many, many years ago, the power and that was 35 years ago; he would explain the power of what's going to happen and he was right—who would have thought?), but when you look at what's going on with the four prisoners—now it used to be three, now it’s four—but when it was three and even now, I would have said it's all in the messenger; fellas, and it is fellas because, you know, they don't, they haven’t figured that the women are smarter right now than the men, so, you know, it’s gonna take them about another 150 years—but the Persians are great negotiators, the Iranians are great negotiators, so, and they, they just killed, they just killed us.
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Still can’t believe it’s a real fuckin quote. God damnit
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It's called CNBC. Every day you will see some stockpicker talking up a piece of shit stock they are long on to get the dumb money interested long enough for them to unload their turd.
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I thought honesty and legit dd was banned here?
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Futures looking bullish, let's see in 6hrs...
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They’re literally all red, what looks bullish?
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They've been edging their way up the past hour, but I think it's too early to make any calls
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They do this literally every night.
Around 4 am, they shit the bed.
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How do I short millennials?
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Student loan default swaps.
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What the fuck is this picture? Source?
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Russia. Was posted on 4chan first.
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I understand panic selling, but bruh how do you panic buy something?
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FOMO wraps its lanky fingers round your throat and yanks you into a buy. It's followed by buyer's remorse.
Then as you've done no DD at all and almost certainly bought at the top, you watch it burn and eyeball the $ROPE for your next panic buy.
Not that I know anything about that, or anything.
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I do wonder if he/his posse profit in this way.
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He studied in Switzerland, he learned the black magic of money manipulation
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How much is something like this worth??
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My apathy has reached all time highs. I told my family have fun without me. They were complete dicks about it too and texted paragraphs over why I'm horrible person for not coming to stupid thanksgiving.
I'm sorry but I'm taking the day as a day off work to enjoy for myself for once. I'm going to play games, watch movies and eat pizza and not give a fuck.
I'm tired of being judged by relatives "oh, you didnt finish your masters yet; no new promotions, where is the girlfriend anon?"
Fuck. All. That.
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Think of rude cutting insults throughout the year.
When they start givin you shit, let em rip.
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Fundings are in a secured place.
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There’s always money in the banana stand
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My WSB reaction: this is complete homophobic poppycock. He’s only ditching NFLX and FB to avoid FAGMAN.
My measured reaction: there seems to be more and more love being thrown toward MSFT as of late. Seems to be gaining more and more steam awaiting a pop. Intriguing. If there’s any part of FAANG I’m concerned about, it’s Google.
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What's your concern with Google?
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Fair warning, I’m pretty ignorant when it comes to deep dives on google, but it just seems like I don’t hear much excitement coming out about them. They seem to be dabbling in different areas of technology, but not really taking the lead on anything outside of search. Maybe it’s a good thing that there isn’t a lot of hype, but I just get the sense they are casually pursuing things that other firms have fully committed to.
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Google's little mini speakers have become very common I think. I bet by Christmas they'll be nearly free and everyone and their Mom will have one or multiple.
Waymo is making moves apparently and the self driving cars should be killing people in no time flat, which according to Tesla stock reactions is actually good.
Google Maps & / Waze is still king, regardless if Apple is trying to redo their maps.
Bing sucks, Yahoo is barely alive. Search is king.
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I'm really excited about Waymo. I think their AI labs could become huge in the future as well due to network effects.
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When will we commence getting rich again?
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When did we start?
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Successful VIX trader
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Naw it's not amg he's poor as fuck
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I'm more worried about the subprime student loans
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Lol no u can’t default student loans just Long MEXICO
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And today is pretty greenish too :/
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semi sector got downgraded
wsb got downgraded
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Best sub in all of reddit. Everyone there is like Forest Gump if he had a violent explosive temper. They dont understand the world around them or what's going on but they are fucking angry about it.
I highly recommend anyone who hasn't checked it out read through it. And the mods ban people for virtually anything so it's all just unchecked autistic retardation.
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I'd have to argue that if you haven't been banned from LSC then you haven't lived yet
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https://www.bloomberg.com/news/articles/2018-12-22/trump-said-to-discuss-firing-fed-s-powell-after-latest-rate-hike
not sure anything outside of trump dying will get the markets green
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This man is a living fucking meme.
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He literally got memed into office what did you autists expect
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Ok, so everyone here agrees that MU is undervalued, and should be poised for a nice run. But there's another viewpoint that disagrees with us and wants nothing to do with this company as an investment. It's not just call sellers manipulating the market to fuck our calls. And that viewpoint is winning right now. So what is it, beyond the whole "cyclical" thing?
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Agreed. I don't think any of us knew or else it would be the number one voted post on WSB of all time within 2 hours.
My guess is they view MU as being more sensitive to a potential recession in the short term and would prefer to put their money elsewhere.
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In at 28... Good shit
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You should get out now and wait to buy back in
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Im back what did i miss?
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Ligma
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The only jokes I know would get me fired anyways.
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I painted my computer black so it would run faster but now it doesn't work.
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So then I painted it yellow, but it crashed because of bad drivers.
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>F.S. Comeau, a Montreal-area 30-something, recently hung up his WallStreetBets mouse after a stretch that landed him in the doctor’s office. “I lost well over $150,000 on oil from 2014 to 2015,” said Comeau, who says he made most of his money back trading options on Apple
RIP
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What is this "back trading" and who can teach me more about it?
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It's just a poorly worded sentence - he made the money BACK, by trading options on Apple.
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Leave it to /r/wallstreetbets not to get an obvious joke about back trading.
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Couldn't tell if you were a newb or not. Your comment history consists of comments on /r/tinder so excuse me if I didn't know you were a professional YOLO'er
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YOLO http://i.imgur.com/Yt1p4nx.png
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I dont think he is actually going to testify. He just put new drapes in his house and now nobody can find him.
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Maybe he is in his house?
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Why’d you cross out the stocks. Come on let me see your failure picks
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From top to bottom:
* XXII
* MJ
* FINX
* HACK
* AIEQ
* PCG
* TMFC
And my big winner:
* CHK
(Please don't ban me for having so many ETFs)
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**Petition to create AEQ ETF.**
The AEQ ETF, or the Autistic Equity ETF, would buy and sell equities and options based off of the highest volume on Robninhood. All equities and options readjust daily. Alternatively, we all pitch in and higher a group of Autistic children and give them a bloomie and crayons.
Similar to AIEQ where "the underlying fund investments in AIEQ are based on the results of proprietary quantitative models developed by Equbot with IBM Watson artificial intelligence."
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Hello STEVE,
You can share my name with the reddit forum, so I will share yours.
Everyone, how much is a fair percentage to take from him?
http://imgur.com/OzLeFfD
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FUCK YOU PETE
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Did pretty good on this [https://imgur.com/lLMZH0Q](https://imgur.com/lLMZH0Q) \- shoulda kept those calls though.
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Congrats dude. That took some balls.
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I’m 12 what is this
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BOY I'M GONNA BEAT YOUR FUCKING STUPID 12 YYEAR OLD ASS FUCKING STUPID SHIT. HOW DOES YOUR MOTHER EVEN LET YOU ON THE INTERNET YOU FUCKING HOMESTUCK LITTLE SHIT WEEABOO. OH MY GOD GO BACK TO FUCKING SCHOOL, I BET YOUR GRADES ARE LITERALLY ALL F'S BECAUSE YOU'RE A FUCKING WEEB WHO LIKES HOMESTUCK I BET YOUR FAVORITE ANIME IS FUCKING NARUTO. I BET YOUR 12 YEAR OLD ASS YOU FUCKING NARUTO RUN TO SCHOOL EVERY DAY AND YOU YELL NYA XD RAWR EVERY FUCKING SECOND.
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eyy chill...
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Fully automatic ������
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$15,000 on the open market or $500 to libtards trying to destroy my freedom
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Wrong sub
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You'd also have 9 years of no gains before it started doing anything.
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If u invested in MU in late March. U have 2 months of losses before it went to the moon
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So if you invested at the end of those 2 months you would just have moon?
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Boss said I'll be let go if I don't stop screeching and using company resources to print and distribute headshots of Su Bae.
Edit: holy fuck we just broke $15
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Fuck that guy. You don't need negativity like that in your life
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And he doesn't need a job anymore thanks to AMDs mad gainz
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7.8% on 1 share isn't enough to retire
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Buy more than one share idiot
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2 shares it is
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[But did you remember to sell your first share before buying a second one?](https://www.reddit.com/r/RobinHood/comments/5vmj13/can_i_buy_more_of_the_same_stock_without_selling/) Wouldn't want the SEC chasing you down for that kind of illicit trading.
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## Speaker_0: ##
It's great to know we have such gifted ~~artists~~ at /r/wallstreetbets
Edit: autists
Edit 2: LONG $MU
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It's technical analysis like this that inspired me to put $70k into October calls.
Seriously - how did you make this?
Edit: proof of full-autist (http://i.imgur.com/CmylewX.jpg)
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/r/all here. What are 'calls'? I saw your image but don't really understand what's going on. Does that mean you've invested $70,000 on something based on this sub? Because it seems like that's.....: a really bad idea. I follow this sub and don't understand anything except don't trust the upvoted posts.
Alcohol may be involved in my lack of understanding.
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Calls are an option to buy something for a set price on or before a certain date no matter the market price.
The 70k part is most likely either horseshit or he's already actually done the work to decide to buy
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Whats his address again? I want to send him some memes
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Because he’s locked up you have to send it to P.O. box 329002 at the Metropolitan Detention Center in Brooklyn and put his Inmate # on it which is #87850-053
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Lol pretty cool. What was the response time like?
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about a week for me. he actually provided me some tasty morsels of advice but i'm not gonna share them with autistics on this sub
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RemindMe! 24 hours "when I'm not on mobile to ban this nerd"
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For what you fucking faggit
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Why would you not share your wisdom with your brothers
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I am working as a manager at taco bell while I go to school
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Those new nacho fries are so dank.
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$650 is not really a yolo.
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I wish I was rich like you.
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ayyy don't put down the man's yolo. Yolo means something different for everyone.
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good place to start
http://www.investopedia.com/articles/stocks/08/due-diligence.asp
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Thank you
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your suppose to call me a faggot, cuckold, or insult my mother or something
i feel misused now
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A Strong dollar right now means that people are pulling their money from emerging markets
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its kind of a vicious cycle: rates go up, people buy US bonds, dollar gains value, Trade war increases dollar value, rates go up again.
Til we reach the tipping point.
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Gonna gap up that T
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And then go left - is this what time inverse options are for?
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**Basis:**
I hate days like this, Thursdays. IV drops in equity markets and we become range bound with a weak ass market.
My [first trade](https://i.imgur.com/BtDR9v7.png) was buying the ES to [fade the 80% rule](https://i.imgur.com/Vd0tIqI.png) early in the morning. The trade took about 30 mins and then volatility dropped and we were in a contraction which I couldn't trade on since the market was not convinced on what direction to take. The [NYSE volume ratio](https://i.imgur.com/NdkSFAY.png) was looking bullish but the [advancing vs declining issues](https://i.imgur.com/nxoKXhe.png) was at one point 51:51 which gave me the sentiment that the market was going to be mostly flat and to look forward to the selloff towards the close in order to the fade the 80% rule again but to the downside and that was my last 2 trades.
TLDR: [Here are the moves.](https://i.imgur.com/rlLwutW.png)
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Would you share your workspace setup for TOS? :)
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## Speaker_0: ##
Snapchat could turn up by opening a pornsite where you can load short videos, and then just upload their saved snaps they own all rights over. Then they could sell "removal service" AKA blackmail everyone whose snaps they upload. And right after that it becomes a new tic toc and producing amateur porn becomes mainstream.
Full circle, buy now when it's cheap.
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I'm 99% sure that would be insanely illegal
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Especially because a bunch of those people would be minors
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Why dont they just poison Putin and say they didnt do it.
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I imagine he might be a difficult fellow to get close to.
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Deliver poison on missile
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All in $dfen
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Currently getting fucked by $BA dip.
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Do that DD
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That's some great DD.
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Visa :(
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What retarded ass strike did you buy
## Speaker_0: ##
144s lol
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It's ok this is a safe space
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## Speaker_0: ##
"AMZN weeklies are literally free money" seems like a lifetime ago.
I miss those days. ☹️
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It was warm outside and I bought myself a new toy every week. The best of times.
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Market is closed tomorrow
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look at the Oracle of Omaha over here
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If there is one thing I've learned from this sub it's literally to do the opposite of what ever I read.
Since everyone is saying to sell I think I may buy some more today.
And I've posted before that in the spirit of this sub the money I've sunk unto this shit stock is pure gamble money. I do not advise others gamble on this stock with any money you rely on. But either way, make sure you fuck yourself.
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So what you're saying is I should short SUNE with my retirement?
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apple is fucked. all its suppliers have reported cuts in orders and weakness in the smart phone area. you have to basically hail Mary at this point and just pray for something unannounced to save them. the safe bet is continue downtrend
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Actually there was a report somewhere that AAPL was expecting higher sales than ever and wanted to have enough suppliers for that reason. They cut them when they reached what they were getting, they were just being careful that they had enough supply incase there was a boom in demand.
I sold my AAPL puts today for gains. Bought AAPL calls at the lows today. I see it in the 110$ range after earnings, AAPL hasn't been this cheap in 2 years. It's oversold and I expect it to gain a lot more than usual. Shorts covering will help also. If my calls are green by a decent amount tomorrow, I will probably sell half my position.
P.S. This year the sale of the new iPhone started in one quarter, last year the sale began at the end of the previous quarter by 2 weekends. This quarters volatility is huge.
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Fuckers in school telling me, always in the barber shop Elon Musk ain’t bout this, Elon Musk ain’t bout that My boy a CTO on fucking SpaceX and them He, he they say that nigga don’t be putting in no work SHUT THE FUCK UP! Y'all niggas ain’t know shit All ya motherfuckers talk about Elon Musk ain’t no CEO, Elon Musk ain’t this Elon Musk a fake SHUT THE FUCK UP Y'all don’t live with that nigga Y'all know that nigga got caught trading suspension repairs for non-disclosure agreements and shit Nigga been building billion dollar companies since fuckin, I don’t know when! Motherfuckers stop fuckin' playin' him like that Them niggas savages out there If I catch another motherfucker talking sweet about Elon Musk I’m fucking beating they ass! I’m not fucking playing no more You know those niggas role with Jason Wheeler and them
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These bitches love Elon
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Lying in bed past 6am? What are we, in grade school?
Edit: Thank you u/ eggs
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I heard people who correct grammar have small penises.
It’s “lying” not “laying”.
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Maybe he meant that he was fucking his bed? You don't know.
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Jesus... What the fuck are they putting in the water?
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He been drinking that flint water
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> And I'm not just talking about fluoride or arsenic either.
what are you talking about then?
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ItS TuRnInG ThE FrOgS GaY!!!
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I am a low salary worker at fucking kung fu tea ☕ making ten bucks an hour����. I’ve saved for three years ��and had about 10K saved��. I bought snap puts like you guys told me ��and then snap went up����. I bought mu calls and that shit kept going down��. I bought mfst calls�� and that went down the day after��. Three years of my life gone���� How the hell do you guys even get thing wrong so right��? This sub is a sham and full of stupid fucks who photoshop their gains to make t seem like they make ����.
Damn it I could have used that money for Invisalign�� lasik�� Groupon��❤️��⚙️ and some acne cream �� Now I’m just a fucking blind, crooked teeth ��, pepperoni faced loser�� with 10K poorer��
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Wow I can read it now. I had no idea what he was saying at first
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## Speaker_0: ##
Your account value is $700, and commissions are around $7 per one-way trade at that brokerage. You're losing 2% of your account per roundtrip trade (open/close). Probably in your best interest to go elsewhere until you build up capital, as commissions are gonna kill you.
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My question is, everyone makes fun of robbin' in the hood, but why on earth would you pay commissions when you can trade commission free? It reminds me of back when the internet first came out....you could buy the netscape install package at best buy for 49.99, ***OR*** you could just download the program off the web for free....people still had a psychological attachment to paying for something tangable and so people still bought it, but it was completely unecessary....is that what's going on here? Am I missing something??? Please explain!!!
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## Speaker_0: ##
Holy shit. I can't believe this advice got out. I was a student in one of these situations. Way back in 4th grade in the 90s, I was at a private school that had multiple wall st CEOs' kids. No joke, I'm talking Citi, Barclays, Merrill, and more. We had a computer teacher who decided that the best way to teach Excel was to track stocks in a stock competition. It was ruthless, all the students had their parents and parents friend/coworkers in on it helping, and of course, there are no insider trading rules in 4th grader paper trading. I was in the lower half of the pack at 30% gain. This was when Microsoft and Dell were ripping it in the 90s tech boom. Some kids doubled, tripled their money. That teacher only worked at the school one more year. About a month or so after my mom caught on to what he did and we've been joking about that genius move ever since.
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Wait, you're saying the teacher followed the highest performers' trades? Then quit after they got rich?
## Speaker_0: ##
Yes
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Do you have any proof?
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I don't understand how dumb you have to be to not be able to comprehend you should have a RH account for stocks and a tasty account for options.
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Forgive my ignorance but what is tasty?
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Pets.com for millennials
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I thought they bought chewy
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There goes JDST sold at 18.3 cause I'm a pussy and didn't even know shit about 3x ETF and wanted some gains.
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Gains? Those are only for dudes who lift. Not WSB.
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Luckily I have both. Bra.
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Fuck those guys with Pre Market accounts screwing us poor RobbingHoods :(
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Fuck those guys? It is your own fucking fault you are using My Firt Broker by Fisher Price and didn't sell yesterday.
Also, it is up over a buck from close yesterday you fag baby.
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Are any of these actually turning a profit?
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Aphria and Organigram.
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Parents are holding because their “guy” says this is just a small hiccup in the market. December 1st they had about $ 400k in Amazon and Apple and haven’t checked since because their “guy” has assured them all is well.
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reminds me of the "It's just a gully" woman from the big short
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It took a shit last earnings. My first big loss lol. I'm interested
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Past doesn’t dictate future, holidays now, people spending a lot. Hedge my guy
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Went up 10% on Monday and Tuesday, made 28 dollars lmao
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Lol, I spend over that in fees a day.
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Yeah most people spend over that in fees in a trade, also Robinhood users still pay fees, especially the ones here
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RED VERY
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Future looks green
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On what universe are futures green right now?
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He's going to talk so much shit to these EU negotiators. I hope somebody records that hilarity. Trump hates the EU
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I do too. Fuck the European Union. Its just one giant anti-european conglomerate. And by European im talking about the natives of Europe that the European Union want to completely fucking displace with immigrants.
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> And by European im talking about the natives of Europe that the European Union want to completely fucking displace with immigrants.
As Asian, I'm cool with all brown/black Euro if that's what Whities want.
## Speaker_1: ##
Shit is being forced on us by fucking jews that will call you racist, if you dont give your childs land away to them. Its a very effective technique. Works every fucking time appearently.
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So what type of piece-a-shit person are you??? English piece-a-shit??? German piece-a-scheisse??? Or french piece-a-merde???
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Suck ten dicks. $100 each.
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Lol $100? That must be one hell of a suckjob.
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Foreshadowing to Monday
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In a historical context yes a 2-3% drop isn't crazy. But it is the largest drop in 2 years which is saying something. The last time the market stopped trending up was 2015 when it consolated for essentially the entire year which resulted in the rise we have seen until now.
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Interest rate hikes . . . Bond Yield spikes . .
This is/was predictable and certainly not a catastrophe
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Rip Jim lehey������
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But, unfortunately, that's the way she goes.
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That's the way she goes?
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that just means they won't be alive to cancel their subscription
(is that how roku works)
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(it's not, but whatever)
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