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## Speaker_0: ##
Why would you do 65C rather than 60C.....
## Speaker_1: ##
Cuz I'm a retarded autist. I'm kinda regretting it now lol. Should have went with 60
## Speaker_0: ##
You can still sell and switch...assuming you have PDT enabled
## Speaker_1: ##
No. Strike two.
## Walls1337bot: ##
I fucking love this sub...
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## Speaker_0: ##
Dude the ocd is killing me repost this when u have no notifications
## Speaker_1: ##
[:)](https://i.imgur.com/dXut3NJ.png)
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## Walls1337bot: ##
Get to that love folder and get yourself some funky butt lovin Stumpy
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## Speaker_0: ##
God damn... he got fucking rekt.
You have to wonder if he didn't stream, act smug, talk about stealing fucking Hillary Clinton's DNA or whatever I bet he gets off a quarter of that time.
## Speaker_1: ##
don't fuck with a judge, but people need to suck it up about trolling
## Speaker_2: ##
Don't fuck with a judge, if anybody didn't learn this after the Gawker incident then they never will.
## Speaker_1: ##
ok, don't fuck with a judge or Peter Thiel
## Speaker_2: ##
Peter Thiel didn't tell Gawker to remove the video, the judge told Gawker to remove the video to which they said...
"A Judge Told Us to Take Down Our Hulk Hogan Sex Tape Post. We Won't."
But yes, I wouldn't fuck with Peter Thiel. I'm listening to the book called "Conspiracy" about the whole thing and its fucking amazing.
## Walls1337bot: ##
Who's Peter Thiel?
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## Speaker_0: ##
You nerds holding overnight?
## Walls1337bot: ##
yeah why the fuck not. At this point its just fun and after hours for this thing have been nuts so far.
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## Speaker_0: ##
Just flipped again wtf
## Walls1337bot: ##
Bear trap!
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## Speaker_0: ##
Anybody think today might be a bulltrap??? Maybe load up on some puts at market open?
## Speaker_1: ##
Possibly might be. There's so many ways this can go on Monday
## Walls1337bot: ##
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## Walls1337bot: ##
I will be amazed if we keep on dropping tomorrow. It's not as if the housing bubble popped or anything.
## Speaker_0: ##
I thought there was no way we'd go below 250 but here we sit
## Walls1337bot: ##
Still everything is just so fucking low at this point it's absurd.
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## Speaker_0: ##
LOL. Man, gotta do your own research, that’s day one stuff
## Walls1337bot: ##
Why would I do my own research when people with more time on their hands, more money, and more experience have done research? You sound gay and stupid.
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## Speaker_0: ##
Isn't this the company that only has the one product no one is buying that xboner conned everyone on?
## Walls1337bot: ##
Hi
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## Speaker_0: ##
This movie is fucking hilarious
## Speaker_1: ##
What is it? ��
## Speaker_2: ##
Kung pow: enter the fist.
## Walls1337bot: ##
Usually the fist is the one doing the entering
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## Speaker_0: ##
Haven't seen the new season yet. I heard "Erlich Bachman" and closed it. Hopefully no major plot is spoiled.
Thanks, faggot.
## Speaker_1: ##
Jon Snow dies
## Speaker_2: ##
Too bad Game of Thrones isn't that great of a show. Stopped watching after 2 seasons.
## Walls1337bot: ##
Game of thrones is the only reason HBO has subscribers faggot.
## Speaker_2: ##
If it was so great of a show then why didn't I like it?
## Walls1337bot: ##
... because you're a faggot?
## Speaker_3: ##
This may not be the best place for this but I'm also a faggot
## Walls1337bot: ##
Nah this is the perfect place. WSB is basically Grindr
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## Speaker_0: ##
>market strategists are taking a glass-half-full stance on the prospects for the economy
>no need to run and hide
whoooooooops
## Speaker_1: ##
This part was my favorite bit:
Market strategists see little reason to change investment strategies, particularly when it comes to investing in financial institutions and securities firms, which are most severely impacted by the movements of short- and long-term rates.
"People have been watching the yield curve for quite a while and have baked in the possibility of an inversion," said David Easthope, analyst at Celent LLC, an independent research and consulting firm. "I don't get the sense that there is any panic because firms have learned a lot since 2000 about being prudent."
## Walls1337bot: ##
But you shouldn’t expect them to say anything else. Analysts are not on our side. Yield curve inversions are one of the best indicators of an upcoming recession. How are they supposed to get their money out if they spook everyone into selling.
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## Speaker_0: ##
What took you out?
## Speaker_1: ##
Mistimed puts. FDs. If I bought long puts I would’ve been rich, but I wanted to get rich quick...
Got GE puts that expired the week before they started tanking. Got TLRY puts that expired before they started tanking. Got SNAP puts before they tanked.
I was bearish before bearish was popular....
## Walls1337bot: ##
Next time you should wait for it to start tanking and just hop on for the ride
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## Speaker_1: ##
Tell me this year is anything like that 88% of the other elections.
## Walls1337bot: ##
This year is anything like that 88% of the other elections.
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## Speaker_0: ##
I think we are in the same age demographic. I have to ask my teenage son for translations on some of the slang shit that's posted here though. Your wife must be very cool. Congrats.
## Walls1337bot: ##
I can't wait for my kids to find out one day that I post on reddit. They are gonna faint.
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## Speaker_0: ##
almost ashamed to admit who much time went into this. could have spotted 3 red cars instead.
## Walls1337bot: ##
It's worth every penny
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## Walls1337bot: ##
These two week outrages by internet warriors are great buying opportunities, easy cash out in a month or two.
Time for another beating on an aircraft or staged rat pic at a restaurant chain, love it.
## Speaker_0: ##
Seriously, easiest short term holds I have had. Follow Reddit’s faux outrage, hold for a month, profit.
## Walls1337bot: ##
It is the most idiot proof thing we having going for us on r/wsb.
That is saying something when even we can't screw it up!
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## Speaker_0: ##
Tesla is the next Enron.
## Walls1337bot: ##
Plz no say that
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## Speaker_0: ##
how can i short neil degrasse tyson?
## Walls1337bot: ##
Please don’t. He’s my hero. Long Neil and short these hoes. These trifling, trifling hoes.
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## Speaker_0: ##
Does herbalife have a ticker? Gotta put these MSFT gains into something quick to keep this high going
## Speaker_1: ##
If this is a serious question, HLF. The biggest nightmare for shorts, more than Tesla I'd venture to say
## Speaker_2: ##
Jesus fucking christ I lost so much money on HLF. Icann literally manipulated that garbage for years because he hated Ackman.
The 'company' truly is a scam preying on the poor and stupid. But 1 fucking billionaire can keep it at retarded valuation as a grudge.
## Walls1337bot: ##
The bears thought they were maxed out in the US... and they were. What they didn't count on is the scam going to Africa and Latin America where people are less familiar (and thus more susceptible) to MLM bullshit.
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## Speaker_0: ##
How was the movie with your mom? Did you make it to 3rd base?
## Speaker_1: ##
I haven't made it to third base with her since I was 2 years old.
## Walls1337bot: ##
2 years old? Are you sure you know what 2nd base is?
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## Speaker_0: ##
The punchline is they file for bankruptcy Tomorrow.
## Walls1337bot: ##
That would be hilarious but at this point I'm pretty sure $SUNE has some sort of deal-with-the-devil magical powers. The Devil laughs at your tears when you fail your YOLO.
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## Speaker_0: ##
I think Zuck just got fucked! ��
## Walls1337bot: ##
Typing this with one hand
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## Speaker_0: ##
No, but their online interface is shit. I can't even figure out how to view the fucking charts on there, nor can I figure out how to actually buy or sell options.
Their desktop app is a million times better, but their options chain UI is shit, specifically when it comes to the buying/selling interface.
## Walls1337bot: ##
Okay their interface is pretty bad but if you can't figure out how to use it after some poking around I think you might be retarded.
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## Speaker_0: ##
For “legal” reasons, I’m not saying yes, but I’m not saying no.
## Walls1337bot: ##
OK Wendy Williams
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## Speaker_0: ##
I’m a retard is this bad or good?
## Walls1337bot: ##
This is bad, the market should set interest rates, not the fed.
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## Speaker_0: ##
Lockheed
Boeing
BAE
Raytheon
Northrop
## Walls1337bot: ##
XAR ETF
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## Speaker_0: ##
This dude went from selling books to taking over the fucking world. Maniac.
## Speaker_1: ##
And I love it. LateStageCapitalism has a boner for hating a self made man like Bezos. He was poor as fuck when he started(just like they are) and made something out of his own garage(where they probably live at their parent's house). There are a bunch of companies that started out of people's garages. These people live in one and can't fucking rub two sticks together to make a business.
It just doesn't make sense to hate him.
## Speaker_2: ##
He wasn’t poor as fuck lol he was coming off a mid level hedge fund gig.
## Speaker_1: ##
That's pretty poor dude. Idk what you do/where you live but that's a peasant's job.
^JK ^I ^didn't ^realize ^that ^I ^thought ^I ^read ^somewhere ^that ^he ^was ^a ^poor.
## Walls1337bot: ##
He was born poor to a 17 year old single mother. The thing is, he was also a genius and ended up graduating Princeton with a 4.2 while double majoring in Electrical Engineering and Computer Science. So yea, I’d say he earned it.
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jeff_Bezos
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## Speaker_0: ##
Just read that the average trader at a big financial firm makes 120k a year and doesn’t use their own money and gets comped based on their return to the bank. Someone tell me why I’m doing this for zero dollars a year, risking my own money and always losing
## Walls1337bot: ##
it doesn't matter who's money you're using, if you can't make money you're worthless
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## Speaker_0: ##
RAD is shit. Company is worth cents. Acquisition won't do shit either
## Speaker_1: ##
Ah, how much did you short?
## Speaker_0: ##
I don't short yet. Not comfortable enough for that. However, I can read fundamentals. And y'all are fucking dumb if you have checked Rite Aid's and are comfortable in this position.
## Speaker_1: ##
Sign up me and wba for being dumb
## Walls1337bot: ##
It's worth 6.50 if the deal happens which is a huge up side. Worst case it doesn't and based off their last earnings, I don't think it will drop more than 30-40%
## Speaker_0: ##
Been hearing that since it was in the high 5s . Keeps dropping
## Walls1337bot: ##
Google rad buy out.
## Speaker_0: ##
First few hits say "big gamble". Like I've said, good luck.
## Walls1337bot: ##
This is wsb not /investing go big or go rope
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## Speaker_0: ##
Good post. I love this sub.
## Walls1337bot: ##
I've been an asshole and interested in the stock market my whole life, so when I found this sub I was like WOW. I BELONG.
## Speaker_0: ##
From an asshole to a fag, we’ve all been grown.
## Walls1337bot: ##
Thanks bro. Good luck this week.
## Speaker_0: ##
You too, for real.
## Walls1337bot: ##
Thanks bro, much appreciated.
## Speaker_1: ##
Get a room
## Walls1337bot: ##
Don't get my allowance till Wednesday bro.
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## Speaker_0: ##
CHK might be a better play
## Speaker_1: ##
> CHK
Why? Natural gas is getting decimated.
## Walls1337bot: ##
I think he's saying it's a faster stock to lose money on.
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## Speaker_0: ##
Long Snap Inc and General Electric. In ten years time you'll either be ridiculously rich or ridiculously poor, and here at Wall Street Bets, unlike your wife, we'll love you either way
## Walls1337bot: ##
F
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## Speaker_0: ##
But where are your Fibonacci spirals??? I can't accept these charts without the magic seashells of prophecy.
## Speaker_1: ##
I used fibs to work this out around 18 months ago, funny you should mention that.
EDIT - I am not showing my workings, this is not maths class.
## Walls1337bot: ##
Fibonacci bullshit is as based on math as astrology is. Take this crap to /r/occult
## Speaker_1: ##
side bet?
## Walls1337bot: ##
Yeah man, I bet you're delusional.
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## Speaker_0: ##
I will never understand why a grown man would want to call Trump 'daddy'.
## Speaker_1: ##
This may not be the sub for you then. I'd recommend you check out /r/ivotedhilarynowwhat
## Speaker_0: ##
is that a sub where people don't call elderly men names with sexual innuendo?
## Walls1337bot: ##
yet somehow everyone else is a cuck... told by a person calling another man daddy.
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## Speaker_0: ##
Put some white powder on your nose. 2 mins before interview.
## Speaker_1: ##
that's 1980s shit, all the Wall Street guys are on adderall and modafanil now
## Speaker_2: ##
Are they really? That shit will only destroy a person's brain over time.
## Speaker_3: ##
Alchohol destroys your brain more than Adderall.
## Speaker_2: ##
No, this is patently false. You have no idea what you're speaking about.
## Speaker_4: ##
Alcohol is far worse than Adderall.
## Speaker_2: ##
This isn't up for debate. You're incorrect: like everyone else on here advocating for Adderall. That said, it's extremely interesting to me how many of you legitimately believe this. I honestly wouldn't have guessed the general population is so ignorant--no offense.
## Speaker_5: ##
Feel free to post up sources, or was this the thesis from your armchair medical degree?
## Speaker_2: ##
Unlike you, I don't rely on Wikipedia and Google searches for knowledge, thus I cannot link to any "sources," as if any Pharma company would fund a study that threatens to take billions off their earnings, shareholder equity, and ROE--and then, further, make that study public. Gimme a break. If you want to take amphetamines, and can delude yourself into thinking this doesn't damage you, go right ahead, I honestly don't care. I'm speaking to logic, not to save any of you. The way I see it, the more inebriated my competition is, the better.
## Walls1337bot: ##
Being a pretentious cum guzzler is deadly. Looks like you are not doing too well :(
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## Speaker_0: ##
Every show has like 9 different screens and Netflix only shows you the one they think will make you watch the show most. They know you.
[This is my picture of the same show](https://screenshotscdn.firefoxusercontent.com/images/f1c0fc9d-5322-43f1-858d-8955580f121a.png), probably because I tend to watch animal stuff.
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## Speaker_0: ##
I really think tunnels are way too expensive for this to ever be feasible
## Walls1337bot: ##
Part of the stated goal of his Boring Company is to make tunneling cheaper
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## Speaker_0: ##
So do they end up with the same income yearly?
## Speaker_1: ##
Amazon said this would be an overall increase with the extras replaced by cash.
## Speaker_2: ##
Of course they said that. But bonuses were paid to better workers. So over all that may be true, but the hard workers are once again subsidizing the leaches. Socialism 101.
## Walls1337bot: ##
The hard workers can probably get better elsewhere (if they have the balls to move)
## Speaker_2: ##
But they have to start at zero. The new employer doesn't know a hard worker until they see them working. It takes time to build a reputation.
## Walls1337bot: ##
It’s doesn’t matter. If in fact the hard workers were getting the bonuses, they should be able to leverage for a hire salary citing their previous years pay.
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## Speaker_0: ##
AAPL
## Walls1337bot: ##
It’s so obviously apple idek why this is a question. Apple just needs to grow like 15% and ez trillion. Even the Chinese tech companies which have been growing like mad would need to pull another 2017 which is a tall order.
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## Speaker_0: ##
https://psychology-tools.com/empathy-quotient/
They didn't give any warning or anything. I had to announce in front of my whole team that I have a autism level empathy quotient.
## Walls1337bot: ##
0 out of 80 What do I win?
https://imgur.com/a/z9utK
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## Speaker_0: ##
SAY IT AIN'T SO
I WILL NOT GO
TURN THE LIGHTS OF
CARRY ME HOME
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## Speaker_1: ##
Is this a Weezer reference?
## Walls1337bot: ##
Darude - Sandstorm man
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## Speaker_0: ##
I think this is a non event, we might mabye have a movement of 2% or so. A deal was highly unlikely.
## Walls1337bot: ##
Lol uwti long sptted
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## Speaker_0: ##
>Dow Jones Industrial Average
>Well diversified
Pick one.
## Walls1337bot: ##
Pick 30
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## Speaker_0: ##
We note that Amazon is having trouble getting buyers' merchandise into their carts. We have heard it affects desktop customers and not smartphone customers. They find a product but can't purchase because they can't get it into their cart. This has been going on for a month or so. I tried to purchase products myself the other day just to test the rumor. If I had purchased the product before, I could re-order with no difficulty. But if it was a product I had never ordered before, it would not let me purchase it now. A little research online shows many, many customers affected by this, with no idea what the problem is. It could affect sales. I went to eBay and bought books and dog toys and everything Amazon wouldn't or couldn't sell me. Is there trouble in paradise?
## Walls1337bot: ##
I hear they have a limit on how many boxes of tampons you can buy at once. That was most likely your issue.
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## Speaker_0: ##
10m, 8m for bare minimum living, 2m for yoloing
## Walls1337bot: ##
jesus fuck where do you live?!
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## Speaker_0: ##
I love how all these rich men try to marry into the Chines market.
## Walls1337bot: ##
Zuc plays the long game
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If they could go ahead and drop below $5.65 before end of trading friday that'd be great thanks. SNAP �� gang
## Walls1337bot: ##
I second this motion. Fuck SNAP.
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## Speaker_0: ##
This is why you fags are broke, everyone in this thread is panicking and nobody is buying the fucking dip. I initiated a deposit last night but the funds don't clear til tomorrow so if you could keep letting AMZN crash I will take my shares under $1900 please. Shit will be $2050 after earnings on the 25th. Also recommend the SQ dip (though no personal investment here), back to $100 in no time.
## Walls1337bot: ##
People are panicking because they buy FDs and don't leave enough of their portfolio in cash to take advantage of, and rebound from situations like this
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## Speaker_0: ##
I'm retarded what does FD stand for?
## Walls1337bot: ##
Father’s Day
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## Speaker_0: ##
Was down to $54 and now up to $57.43 what the fuck are these trading bots even doing
## Speaker_1: ##
It was a great report and they killed it. This is a rather muted drop, even IV got it wrong.
## Walls1337bot: ##
Rip options. This is why I never do straddles unles they r naked on sue bae
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## Speaker_0: ##
Sell my calls, dump the profits into FD puts. I’m still long AMD but I think even on a modest beat it’s gonna dip like it has in the past. But it could also go up.
## Speaker_1: ##
Or trade sideways
## Walls1337bot: ##
The one thing it won’t do is trade sideways. Plus or minus 5% for sure.
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## Speaker_0: ##
Who could say he isn't right though?
about price gouging, not the fraud stuff
## Speaker_1: ##
The difference is that most companies try and go under the radar where shkreli was basically begging to be publicly crucified. Also he is a fruadster that ran all his companies into the ground.
## Speaker_2: ##
>Also he is a fruadster that ran all his companies into the ground.
So, he's qualified to be president is what I'm hearing.
## Walls1337bot: ##
He's got middle management written all over him!
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## Speaker_0: ##
Cash out now before you're down 1000%
## Speaker_1: ##
If OP cashes out he's an ultra tard. At this point he better bag hold for a thousand years and beg that he breaks even. No point now in turning these positions into realized loses.
## Speaker_2: ##
They are realIzed losses. I have no stocks now.
## Speaker_1: ##
Holy fuck. I'd feel bad for you if you weren't an adult and clearly able to make your own decisions.
## Speaker_2: ##
College student but yeah
## Speaker_3: ##
You'll be fine longterm if you get help for gambling addiction.
## Walls1337bot: ##
Also needs to go to church for some reversion therapy
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## Speaker_0: ##
Fool used to be reasonable but it went downhill over the last many years. Now it’s Zack’s-tier bullshit. Just another shitty “stock analyst research company” with shitty “DD”.
Finance lads who actually do this shit for a living and not just as a semi-serious hobby, please tell me - why is finance full of almost-literal scam fucks (e.g. “research” shops, subscriptions, non-fiduciary financial “advisors”, over-the-phone broker-assisted trading, arbitrary bank fees, money-losing opaque hedge funds run by a dude who washed out of Goldman, over-advertised Silicon Valley “mission-driven” fintech, etc.) basically extorting money from financially illiterate fools who don’t know any better?
Am I just super cynical and/or misguided, or is finance really less ethical and “clean” than other fields?
## Walls1337bot: ##
Think finance is bad? Try real estate ��
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## Speaker_0: ##
Stop loss hit. Officially out, fuck gold anything.
## Walls1337bot: ##
You'll be back
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## Speaker_0: ##
True 100% WSB meme portfolio . This is gonna end very well.Salute boyz.
## Speaker_1: ##
Diversification is for people without mental disorders.
## Walls1337bot: ##
Why not sell some way OTM covered calls too?
## Speaker_1: ##
That's the plan. Going to do a bull spread on earnings day.
## Walls1337bot: ##
my man
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## Speaker_0: ##
Maybe if they made the games people actually wanted everyone would buy it.
## Walls1337bot: ##
I think you’re confused bud. Switch games just won GOTY this past year (BotW). Odyssey was the much needed successor to Mario 64. Nintendo is porting their good WiiU titles (bayonetta, DK tropical freeze) to the Switch. Xenoblade 2 is an amazing JRPG with great reviews. They are finally making another Metroid mainline game. All these are Nintendo exclusives not found on any other platform. And of course the 3rd party games and a whole lot of indies round out the library. What games do people want that they’re not getting on Switch?
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## Speaker_0: ##
Do you think this is bad news for GE?
## Speaker_1: ##
Do you know any business where it’s a good thing when they layoff workers, close plants, etc? Let’s put aside the whole “getting itself together” boomer bullshit
## Walls1337bot: ##
Do you not know that stocks often go up on news of cutting costs..?
Literally a couple of weeks ago:
Tesla lays off 9% of workforce.
Stock goes up 7% over the next few days.
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## Speaker_0: ##
Is nobody gonna say anything about the bottom search lol
## Walls1337bot: ##
Lolwut. This dude has bigger problems than a probable future margin call.
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## Speaker_0: ##
Well done. I can feel the bears taking over WSB. Guess it's time buy calls
## Walls1337bot: ##
Until the 10 yr US treasuries starts to chill the fuck out, I ain't getting fooled by the VIX
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## Speaker_0: ##
I bet the dip is due to withdraw. What car did you buy?
## Walls1337bot: ##
These are very real losses
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## Speaker_0: ##
I can't wait to trade options!
Small question before I begin... ^^Whatsanoption?
## Walls1337bot: ##
Options are where you say "I have too much money, I wonder how fast I can lose it all?"
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## Speaker_0: ##
Risking 100k to make 14k? You belong here.
## Walls1337bot: ##
Haven’t sold.
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## Speaker_0: ##
FAKE NEWS. I watched the rally. He was talking about before EU agreement. This is nothing new.
## Walls1337bot: ##
Hoping you're right..
Edit: If you click the link from the guy who responded to me, he talks about the tariffs around 46 minutes in, not the timestamp he gave.
It is indeed past tense, and the threat already opened up negotiations.
I fucking hate the media in this country.
## Speaker_0: ##
[Watch 1:09:00 to 1:11:00. You can see for yourself what he said. ](https://youtu.be/aVIrt2fLNMw)
## Speaker_1: ##
lol cnbc deliberately ignored the context of what he said.
## Walls1337bot: ##
What an unprecedented occurrence ^lol
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## Speaker_0: ##
Have you even withdrawn any of it?
## Speaker_1: ##
Yes clearly i have withdrawn most of it.
## Speaker_0: ##
For the photo or to spend?
## Speaker_1: ##
Spend. I bought a new motorcyle and car from this
## Walls1337bot: ##
you didnt buy a "new" any thing with 16k you poor fuck
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## Speaker_0: ##
If you got to 132k without options, just stick with what you know.
## Walls1337bot: ##
Maybe he started with 300k
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## Speaker_0: ##
19 . getting my yacht in 2 years
## Walls1337bot: ##
Lol you are young. If you wait 3 years, you get 3 yachts.
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## Speaker_0: ##
fam why you got your font so damn big
## Walls1337bot: ##
so he can finally see his tendies
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## Speaker_0: ##
Your broker must love your feees
## Speaker_1: ##
Robinhood
## Walls1337bot: ##
rObInHoOd
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## Speaker_0: ##
I was waiting to see someone who actually had options on these dudes. How did you know the good report was coming out today? I barely follow Biotech but good job on the bet bro.
Surprised to see it's a weekly too, which makes it even better.
[For reference on the change](https://i.imgur.com/iTR1o1L.png). The options he had went up 27,000%, which is why I'm wondering how he was able to accurately guess that shit. Good play OP bruh. If I were you, at ~.15 per contract I would have bought like 100 or some shit lol
## Walls1337bot: ##
Up 27,000%.
Uhh what’s that like a 270 bagger?
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## Speaker_0: ##
This is India and China threatening war with each other. Hopefully this blows over soon because it could get very out of hand.
## Speaker_1: ##
I read an English op-ed in the People's Daily (Chinese propaganda paper) about India and China yesterday. Look it up, funniest shit you'll read all week.
## Walls1337bot: ##
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## Speaker_0: ##
That's about $1300 today...
Can't wait for the market to crash so I can buy chit on discount. WSB is going to be better than Craigslist
## Walls1337bot: ##
Until you realize that you have neither a job nor any money
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## Speaker_0: ##
VIX drops pretty quickly in these situations if you believe the worst is over. It could be back under 10 next Friday.
## Speaker_1: ##
Lit, my puts expire on V day. If they hit 10 by then I'm looking at a 7 bagger
## Speaker_2: ##
>asking for a friend
>I’m looking at a 7 bagger
Pick one faggot
## Speaker_1: ##
I mean I'll be looking at the 7 bagger in my FRIENDS account.
## Walls1337bot: ##
As if anyone believed you had friends to begin with.
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## Speaker_0: ##
Trump impeached, trade war off, Pence is president long the market and short the gays (ticker EQLT for gay-friendly companies - seriously)
## Speaker_1: ##
Why do they care if Trump boned a porn star? I haven't followed this, but I mean I'd pay her off to keep that shit on the down low too if I was Trump (or rich).
How can 130K so your wife or the public doesn't find out be illegal?
edit: Ok so the lawyer paid her off, but still. How is any of this illegal? Trump kept this shit at arms length. It's like "Here's $130K please don't ruin my personal life because people will be mad. My buddy will get you the money tomorrow". I don't see how getting your dick wet and not wanting people to find out about it is illegal. Paying someone not to talk about a legal act is not illegal.
Like what are the actual facts here? All I can see are people that are upset. It doesn't seem like this is anything of concern financially or politically
## Speaker_2: ##
Michael Cohen is the equivalent to Saul Goodman for the Trump Organization. I suspect this has very little to do with Russian porn stars.
## Walls1337bot: ##
Saul Goodman is actually a brilliant and cunning lawyer though, Cohen is a total hack that has gotten by on either bullying and/or paying off the many people Trump has screwed over (or just screwed, apparently). They both got their J.D.s from diploma mills though.
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## Speaker_0: ##
It’s going to be $30 end of week.
Buy calls or be poor, your choice.
## Walls1337bot: ##
Someone teach Elon how to burn shorts like AMD
## Speaker_1: ##
Releasing high quality products that people want to buy while their competition trips on their own shoelaces?
RIP Musky
## Walls1337bot: ##
Sounds exactly like Tesla cars if Tesla had any manufacturing capability at all
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## Speaker_0: ##
Who could say he isn't right though?
about price gouging, not the fraud stuff
## Speaker_1: ##
The difference is that most companies try and go under the radar where shkreli was basically begging to be publicly crucified. Also he is a fruadster that ran all his companies into the ground.
## Speaker_2: ##
>Also he is a fruadster that ran all his companies into the ground.
So, he's qualified to be president is what I'm hearing.
## Walls1337bot: ##
Haha are you serious? The guys isn't even close to presidential.
Now if he sexually assaults a few women...he could really make some noise.
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## Speaker_0: ##
14 people shadowbanned? Either that or i forgot to turn off the fag-filter
## Speaker_1: ##
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## Walls1337bot: ##
What does wsb have to do with one political lean or the other?? We’re all here to lose money
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## Speaker_0: ##
Dudes a tool. Leave him there
## Speaker_1: ##
It's gotta be a parody.
## Walls1337bot: ##
Yeah it’s obviously a troll lol. “Elected student body president in high school” is something that people who were elected student body president in high school don’t even brag about.
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## Walls1337bot: ##
I bought 1150 shares right before the tweet dropped. I'm down 5% already, hooray for me.
## Speaker_0: ##
If you check the technical events it might make you feel a bit better.
**EDIT:** [As you can see here](http://imgur.com/RV24kZS) the data is very promising.
## Walls1337bot: ##
All I know is Boner told me my money was going to double tomorrow after hours, so I'm good.
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## Speaker_0: ##
This sub just feels like TD, but with people who lose money in the stockmarket...
## Walls1337bot: ##
How is this relevant? Just because you don't like Trump doesn't mean you have to consume bullshit, you fucking idiot
## Speaker_0: ##
Never said if I did or didn't like Trump you autist.
## Walls1337bot: ##
>I was one of those people, but I also say it about Trump and everyone around him..Bernie all the way
LOL. I'd rather be autistic than a delusional faggot pussy
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## Speaker_0: ##
Mmmm oh fuck yeah
## Speaker_1: ##
I got some on my face.
## Speaker_2: ##
i got some on my monitor while i was viewing today's top gainers
well that's my pick for tomorrow
## Walls1337bot: ##
sometimes i pull up the heat map on ST and slang pearly ropes at it, go all in on whatever it lands on
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## Speaker_0: ##
I hate that yall shitpost JNUG and shit with robinhood, but this is a nice yolo.
## Walls1337bot: ##
I'm too lazy to learn options or switch to a different broker for my gamblings. I apologize my good sir.
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## Speaker_0: ##
Is there insider information we arent getting?
## Walls1337bot: ##
Nasdaqs website is only for platinum Robinhood users
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## Speaker_0: ##
Jesus. 83k on spy put. Can you share a dick pic? I wanna see how big your balls are
## Speaker_1: ##
I do plenty of Kegals so it’s big ;)
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I bet it goes all the way to the the 3 on the ruler
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## Speaker_0: ##
Buy AMC. Their new A-list subscription pass is gonna benefit from MoviePass’s demise
## Speaker_1: ##
It’s not a bad deal except it only works on amc
## Speaker_2: ##
Yes, but you can also go to 3d and IMAX with A List
## Speaker_3: ##
People still watch 3d?
## Walls1337bot: ##
Showcase mx4D
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## Speaker_0: ##
I'm a law student gambling 20k of my savings for law school.
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Your future bar association is just going to love you
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## Speaker_0: ##
If you were loyal, wouldn’t you have shares instead of calls? Nice profit though.
## Speaker_1: ##
Wtf is the difference between calls and shares? I dont even know what calls are
## Walls1337bot: ##
A call (or call option) is an option that gives you the right (but not obligation) to buy a stock for a pre-set price at a later date. It's basically a limited term bet that a stock will go up.
Theres also Put options that is the opposite an lets you sell an option for a pre-set price later. A bet that it'll go down.
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## Speaker_0: ##
Ah yes, I too keep a stock of rich-republican-banker-friends. While I lost money the entire year, Now that a bad day finally happened, ill give them a call
## Speaker_1: ##
i'm sure they're dying to hear from him.
## Speaker_2: ##
If said "rich republican banker friends" really exist, I bet they use /u/eigenman as a playtoy.
EDIT: this faggot's posts are a goldmine
## Speaker_3: ##
If this retard is actually shorting the market as much as he says he is, he'll have his hand out in no time.
And then being the libtard cuck he is blame someone else for his shit plays. MOM!
## Walls1337bot: ##
"Those evil profitz got me again!"
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## Speaker_0: ##
>be a loser and Spend 3 hours making this post about
>Employed & contributes to Subreddit
Pick one
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Sigh..[Nigga please](http://imgur.com/716n44U),add more Addys.
[Also never open mod mail](http://i.imgur.com/3ASkk5I.png)
[Toss in some Klonopins](https://i.imgur.com/VoKXAl9.jpg) too next time.
## Speaker_1: ##
Pictured: 16'' Dell monitors from the basement (last used in 2003), a Dell corded mouse found in the dumpster, off brand "Scotch" tape with plastic dispenser, conspicuously placed 3rd Reich insignia (in Incognito Mode because pussy), a paltry amount of Kibbles & Bits sitting on 1/7th of the White Pages, unframed photographs, depression, the wall of an inescapable cubicle.
## Speaker_0: ##
>Dear friends,
>I have happily been working as an insurance defense attorney over the past 3 years. An acquaintance (and 25 year AUSA) informed me that their office had an opening and was wanting someone with 1-3 years of general litigation defense experience. I made a few phone calls and some phone calls were then made on my behalf. Voila, I have an interview on Wednesday.
>I suppose my key concern is that I'm not 100% sure how to translate my work experience into what they are looking for. The posting didn't really specify if I would be working in med mal, environmental, tax, etc. I'm abnormally nervous at this point and trying to avoid looking like a moron seeing as I have interviews with four different attorneys there. Obviously, I have been looking up cases that these attorneys have worked on recently, but most of them seem to bring me out of my element. I suspect they wanted someone with less experience so they could train them and not pay so much. I would imagine this is a GS 11 job as the scale is ~$58-$88k.
>Is anyone a current or ex-Assistant US Attorney? How did you prep? Should I wear an american flag pin? Are wingtips frowned upon?
>EDIT: Interview went well. Very laid back panel and only a few softball questions. I think I asked more questions than they did, which in my past experience is usually a good thing.
How's being a lawyer's ~~bitch~~ assistant at 55-88k going?
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Ohh you guys make this too easy! Better delete that post!
## Walls1337bot: ##
dude you're running around bragging about an outdated computer system that's not even yours. you're obviously somebody's bitch working in that bitch cubicle get over yourself
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## Speaker_0: ##
This is what happens when I try to hide my gainz from the IRS. They still get me.
## Walls1337bot: ##
DAT $34.50 GAIN
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>"Of course, investing isn’t supposed to be like this"
Maybe if you're a pussy.
## Speaker_0: ##
Are you a cactus?
## Walls1337bot: ##
No.
## Speaker_1: ##
....how about now?
## Walls1337bot: ##
Yes.
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## Speaker_0: ##
Am I the only one surprised the fact that no news came out and our mango man didn’t tweet over the weekend?
## Walls1337bot: ##
Maybe he's finally learned to shut the fuck up.
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## Speaker_0: ##
Something tells me you have much more than that tied up in MU. Let it go. It will be back at $60 someday, just not anytime soon.
## Speaker_1: ##
I’m never selling micron
## Walls1337bot: ##
spoken like a true WSBer
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## Speaker_0: ##
fucking shit. I dont trade options bc im a loser but this is basically what i would have done. I didnt realize the gains could be so significant. FUCK ME. Ive been calling NVDA to 100 for at least 3 months.
## Walls1337bot: ##
The gains can be even bigger with a more aggressive strike price, I was playing it very safe here and only bought 10% out of the money. Earlier in the summer and fall I had NVDA trades that made over 1000%.
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## Speaker_0: ##
Yo that lady is literally like 35 lbs. Not digging it.
## Walls1337bot: ##
Yea she is disgusting. This is marketed toward some weird holocaust fetish or something.
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## Speaker_0: ##
Hey just because robinhood doesn’t let me buy options after hours doesn’t mean you have to make fun of me for it!
## Walls1337bot: ##
Holy shit he actually responded hahahah
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## Speaker_0: ##
Buy when others are fearful? That's the saying..right?
## Walls1337bot: ##
Only works if you somehow keep your job through the entire duration of a recession and have enough money to invest the whole time.
Otherwise you’re eating through your savings just trying to survive.
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## Speaker_0: ##
I second that. While I typically enjoy Canadians, it is clear that they do not belong here. I vote everybody has to upload birth certificates and or SS# for added security.
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Build a firewall.
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## Speaker_0: ##
Trump doesn't understand *toast*. Some poor economist trying to explain the oil market to him has to be like talking to my dog about angular momentum.
## Walls1337bot: ##
He'S a BuSiNeSsMaN ThOuGh
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