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$VERI
Bought at $72.66/share.
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Never buy into meme stocks
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Too late, 100 shares of $XXII at 2.95. It had to decelerate to load up on more fuel.
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This is the gayest press release I’ve ever read. It’s basically trying to cover his ass when he gets sued. He is saying funding secured if 66% of the shares aren’t sold for $420. So realistically he’s probably overshooting that. Then the stuff about the Saudi’s expressing interest and he thought they might want to buy more. Seriously he needs to step back for s bit and really get his head right. Musk is coming off like a fraud when we all know the guys smart.
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Pretty sure you can be both "smart" and a fraud.
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Eli5 why does anyone care that he went on a weird autistic rant? If tesla is outperforming revenue expectations and profit per share is up then why should anyone be bearish? Direct financial questions to the cfo and let musk rant about he's going to invent consumer light sabers or whatever.
## Walls1337bot: ##
>If tesla is outperforming revenue expectations
That's a funny way to say "huh, we lost a bit less money than expected".
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Maybe there's a reason the sector is going down; something tax breaks wouldn't fix.
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Global consumption has dropped the past year.
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AOL-Time Warner
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I actually think scientists could successfully merge a seal and a horse for less than $360B
## Walls1337bot: ##
Best comment haha
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So Andrew left was right?
## Walls1337bot: ##
He shorted for some different reasons, but I still think those reasons have some merit to them.
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WTF is going on?
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Rumor is Buffet in, another big company take over or an investigation of naked shorts.
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If you believe Buffet would invest in a tech company with a P/E ratio of 300+ you're fucking high.
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It is a mining company though
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Shit shit shit I forgot to sell my options.
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420 blaze it fagget
- Plato, probably
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## Speaker_0: ##
Never made a profit is being pretty fucking generous. Half a billion loss in 2016, and Instagram didn't even steal their features until November.
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Holy fuck. Snapchat has about 300 million active monthly users. About half of that are daily users. The 158 million active daily users probably weigh a lot more. Just to go even they would have to make more than 3 $ per active dialy user per year.
## Speaker_2: ##
Huh, when you put it that way, that's less than 3 cents of ad revenue a day per user.
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Almost like web and app based ads don't work, despite what the companies that sell ads are telling us.
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Web ads work amazingly well if you can gather enough information about a person.
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Market manipulation confirmed LOL
## Speaker_1: ##
Futures market, not the actual market. That's a crucial distinction. JP Morgan isn't carpet bombing silver mines. They're goosing futures contracts.
Now, do future prices affect the current prices? It's interesting discussion, although I'm not sure anyone on this sub is qualified to give a decent response.
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It depends on the product.
Crude Oil futures price is a benchmark and decent physical trading is trading based on that (with a basis).
For grains like wheat; not so much. Not so sure about silver tho
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There's a lot of variety in sentiment in this comment section. I'm going to agree with the comment train below u/zuck_west2020's comment though. The trade talks have already put a huge amount of strain on China-US relations, and they arrested her on Dec 1, in the middle of G20 and trade discussions.
Huawei is the largest telecom equipment manufacturer in the world. The second largest producer of smartphones. They have business in 170+ countries. Huawei is a *big* deal in China. If you think they have no discourse with the Chinese government, you need to do more research.
This is the daughter of the founder as well as the CFO. Even if her power is only ornamental, her status as a figurehead is not to be underestimated. Public face is *very* important in China. People take things very seriously if it has any chance of causing a negative opinion. Remember, this is the country that has effectively deleted the Tiananmen Square massacre from their history.
So now you have two countries in the middle of a trade dispute, and this is a slap to the face. I would expect China to take this very personally. They will likely demand her return to China, going straight to the Trumpet. Even if he were to release her immediately, this is a huge blow to the relationship. I wouldn't say that tariffs are back on the menu yet, but expect China to be a lot less willing to compromise on *any*thing for a while
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If they arrested her on December 1st, doesn't that imply that the arrest was already known to Chinese leadership before informal agreements were made last weekend?
I don't disagree that they will demand her return and likely she will be returned promptly and without argument, but I'm skeptical that the situation extends much beyond her immediate family / Huawei. Treating all of China as a single cohesive entity in terms of losing face is a bit silly.
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If they arrested her on the same day it implies bad faith in negotiations as they are treating her as a bargaining chip and would have torpedoed the talks completely. do you think Xi is going to go there and meet with Trump and have this drop in on him willingly and basically force his hand to retaliate because of domestic backlash?
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Bend the knee, Mr. Xi!
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I'm fucking dead, apparently 1.5 mil of it was his family and friends: https://www.reddit.com/r/tradeXIV/comments/7vi6oa/xiv_after_hours/dtsqgvj/
Dude better start hiding soon
## Speaker_1: ##
[I already made my WSB post!](https://www.reddit.com/r/wallstreetbets/comments/7vihnm/should_i_kill_myself/)
On a side note I was feeling pretty heavy and was just sitting infront of my computer crying (pathetic I know) but seeing people get a good laugh out of this makes me feel better. Hope you dont have a experience this ever :)
## Speaker_2: ##
You lost less money than Andy Hall aka "God" at least. Congrats on temporarily being a millionaire. You 've made more money than most people and now you can do it again
## Speaker_3: ##
Story of Andy Hall? I'm new
## Walls1337bot: ##
Hedge Fund Manager. Bet on Oil. Lost.
TL;DR don't bet on oil.
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But rule 1 is always do opposite what wsb says
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If you had taken any of the 20+ tips when I said to take them you would have had an incredible year.
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## Speaker_0: ##
Its funny how Tesla is up to $300 after he sold. What a pussy
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Always bag hold until the ship sinks or it rockets to the moon
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If I own a boat and continually replace broken parts at what point is it a new boat?
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Yes
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I bought a ton of LEAPs on VRX when it was trading in the low 30's thinking it couldn't possibly go any lower. I'm feeling the same kind of lucky with GILD
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lol VRX was/is a shit company...GILD is a solid company even though the stock is broken
## Walls1337bot: ##
GILD has a MOUNTAIN of cash to buy its way back to growth!
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sell the dip buy the bubble.
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Then after the bubble pops, sell the dip
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Then after the buoys sell, bubble the dip
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Finally hang yourself
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FANG yourself?
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If you have no business wearing yoga pants, you need quality. Cheap ones stretch out easy, lulu's do not.
Fat women have tons of money now too. They really flourish in this hyper-sensitive politically correct corporate culture.
Come tomorrow morning, it's raining tendies boyz.
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> Fat women have tons of money now too
DD or bust …oh wait
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Due to XIV and SVXY probably. These funds have a decent chance of getting delisted, genuinely wish the best for you bro
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It will likely be terminated for dropping 80% in 24 hours. It's the in the prospectus.
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What do you mean?
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## Walls1337bot: ##
Because he got his law degree at walmart can you read
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What’s up with your flair?
## Walls1337bot: ##
I told a mod to suck my dick and have been cursed ever since
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/r/me_irl no longer has reddit's biggest bamboozle
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what if /u/lordtuts is canada
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The bamboozling thickens.
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Were taking this to r/karmacourt . This man is toast
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## Speaker_0: ##
i can't leave now... my stock grant has 2.3xed in a year and a half..
## Speaker_1: ##
Declined job there. Then bought 100+ shares as an emotional / financial hedge in case the stock did exactly what it did since '16. For once a dumbass FOMO play worked.
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Probably good idea to decline the job. Place is toxic. That NY times letter was generally accurate. My brother worked there and was miserable.
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o boy... look at OP's history is depressing
## Walls1337bot: ##
yep. hopefully she can figure things out. offing yourself over 50k when you're only 25 is simply not worth it. especially when its more of a reset vs being in debt for the rest of your life.
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>a Reddit forum with more than three million subscribers
lol
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I can't stop laughing holy shit
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Almost 1% of the US population is subbed to WSB. Simply stunning.
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Hi /r/all
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Hello. I’m confused and don’t have any money but I like memes that pop.
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Same here, I’ve never laughed so hard at a joke I didn’t get
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Yeah, this was the hardest I’ve laughed at **anything** on Reddit in a long long time. I’m going to subscribe just for the top-tier shit posting.
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90% of us have no fucking clue what we're talking about anyway. Welcome.
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What are we drinking tonight boys
## Speaker_0: ##
Gargling saltwater since I’m on day 2 of a sore throat.
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100k in robinhood?
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First thing I thought too, Jesus. Throw that in a Merrill Edge account and you're instantly [Platinum Honors](https://www.merrilledge.com/preferred-rewards). 100 free trades a month and a shitty 1.5% flat cashback credit card from BoA becomes a 2.625% flat cash back on everything (or might be travel rewards, I forgot).
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Haha truuuuuue
2CHAINZZZ
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How & why would jnug go up? It's all red
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Oh look everyone, we've got a market analyst in here ^
EDIT: *woosh*
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Now you can lose your money four times as quickly!
Congrats!
## Walls1337bot: ##
Having the additional margin isn't going to make me take unnecessary risks, I think I'll be fine. Just because you can do something doesn't always mean you should.
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Patiently snipe :-D
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Haha just waiting for one epic 500k swing trade
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people here are terrible investors but I wouldn't have it any other way
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We're speculators. It's not called "wallstreetbets" for nothing.
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it all goes downhill after the first week
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down = short = put = cant lose amigo
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How's the hot dog business these days?
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Demand is strong, likely to peak on July 4th.
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k assuming he doesn't get assassinated prior
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He's testifying against Trump, not Putin
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Looks like war is imminent, what stocks should we buy?
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Beating those war drum pretty hard
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I’m up 11% and holding long, have fun shorting
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Will do
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Fuck you man. ^(Congrats, I'm just salty)
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I traded SPY like 4 or 5 times and always expired out of the money! Fuck him! ^really ^^congrats ^^^tho
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Early time investor here, can you explain options to me? No /s
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Lol
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Family is dead weight, either put them to work or ditch em
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I agree
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Skynet claims its first victim
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First Blood
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Published 2002? No thanks, it won't cover any of the relevant meme stocks.
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More about Greeks and Volatility (all of which still apply today) than specific stocks in general.
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What's with submissive ass follower type people who buy into the employer/employee mindset? Be your own damn leader/boss/employer and don't' rely on someone else for employment.
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> Don’t rely on someone else for employment.
The fact that you think that everyone has the capital to start a business or survive off the stock market shows how braindead you are
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Not all businesses need capital. Been selling shit on Amazon since 2011. Retail arbitrage + drop-shipping = no inventory => no real starting capital other than a cc with a couple hundred $$ limit.
Edit: Oh and I was in university full time for biochem and mol. bio paying it off 100% and still raking in some cash for myself.
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Good stuff mate, keep up the hard work
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## Speaker_0: ##
Sure, please record the conversation and post it here...
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Now I want OP to actually do it.
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## Speaker_0: ##
Got linked here from another subreddit and can honestly say I do not understand a single comment
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LEAVE THIS PLACE REEEE
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## Speaker_0: ##
Wait, Bruce Jenner changed back from Cait?? Source???
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What a Kelly Kapoor comment.
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Why is this a rule?
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Because fuck the poors.
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well, if the content of this sub is any indication, it's probably more to protect them from themselves.
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\*angrily smashes head into wall\*
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Can we all agree that a shit ton of pre-teens will ask their parents to buy SnapChat's stock, and show powerpoints and whatnot to their parents?
I'm buying as soon as it hits market, and setting a 2% trail after a 5% gain.
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You mean after the banks get it, increase the price 50%, make it overvalued, and then you'll post in April about how you lost 20% on Snapchat.
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> you'll post in April about how you lost your $35 on Snapchat.
FTFY.
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What am I, rich?
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lol, $35, now this guy is just making up big numbers
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## Speaker_0: ##
I'll try to make it easier: there are 50 hot girls and 50 guys at a heterosexual, singles-only college party. Ideally, everybody would match up and have fun. However, some will go home alone and wank, some guys will find a match, and some lucky fellows may even attract two or more ladies which reduces supply for the remaining guys. It's never one to one.
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I want you to teach me economics, please.
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I tried to warn you fukkers on Tuesday ��♂️
[https://www.reddit.com/r/wallstreetbets/comments/9omks7/daily\_discussion\_thread\_october\_16\_2018/e7vwij6/?context=3](https://www.reddit.com/r/wallstreetbets/comments/9omks7/daily_discussion_thread_october_16_2018/e7vwij6/?context=3)
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yea. fuck juve tho
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## Speaker_0: ##
Hey where is our Tupac and nirvana songs @martinshkreli
## Speaker_1: ##
He's just as much of a bitch as Hillary if he doesn't release his Wu Tang album.
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He streamed the wu tang album last night
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I've sat in one of those chairs for a school trip once. It was for NYLC in DC. I know firsthand they're uncomfortable AF. I wouldn't doubt he'd want some extra cushion for his tushy.
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yea it's totally not because he's insecure about his height
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If I had a billion dollars I wouldn’t be insecure about anything, shit if he wanted to he could just buy some height but he hasn’t so it obviously doesn’t bother him
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This isn't going to end well. Soon 3x gold ETFs are gonna be delisted
http://www.wsj.com/articles/sec-moves-to-curb-leveraged-etfs-1465205401
Unless our orange savior steps in they're gonna slowly go away
## Speaker_0: ##
I can't read the article...
could someone please tell me what the regulation is about?
## Walls1337bot: ##
if you regularly trade leveraged etfs youre not gonna have any more tendies
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DAL UAL AAL aren't oversold cuz of a boycott by 7 SJWs and their Muslim friends.
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> 7 SJWs
In other news the fuel efficiency of Delta Airlines have increased 80 percent.
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Ö
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## Speaker_0: ##
Has anyone found when this quote was from? I know it's for the recent Time article, but I'm really hoping this is somehow an older quote. I guess I'll just ride the LABD wave in the meantime, but fucking shit I'm going to be pissed if I keep having to look out for biotech tweets from Trump for the next 4 years.
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eventually people will stop paying attention to those tweets.
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lol no. He is the president of the United States. The most important position in the world.
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Hahaha... *HA!* ... So fucked.
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## Speaker_0: ##
That Jeremey guru from Youtube must be getting rocked. All he does is pump Apple, L brands, and fagbook.
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Anyone who post tutorial stuff on YouTube should have portfolios raped anally
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College was much less competitive for older people. Still had to be not a total idiot and have the means though.
George W Bush went to Yale.
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Fun fact: Bush was a male cheerleader at Yale
Edit: it wasn't at Yale, it was in Massachusetts and he was Head cheerleader.
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So?
## Walls1337bot: ##
He was probably in great shape and getting laid with more than a sample mattress at a mall side mattress firm.
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## Speaker_0: ##
I fucking hate how predictable this dude is
## Speaker_1: ##
Yeah, we previously had a president that would cry on TV every time a school was shot up while saying we have to "do more and reach compromise" every time. Certainly Trump is deeply predictable comparatively.
For example, anytime someone brought up scandals in his admin he would say there's not a "smidgen" of corruption" and move onto some other non-issue and ignore it.
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Why so many downvoTes? Barry was a damn community organizer, no fucking clue about business or the real world.
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"No clue about the real world."
So the poor African American raised by a single mom that literally rose from the working class to be President of the United States with some of the highest approval ratings and winning by some of the largest margins in US history has "no clue about the real world", but the born into wealth wonder bread white guy that has had the entire world handed to him on a silver platter does have a clue about "the real world". How fucking dumb do you sound?
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I'm not attacking at all where he "Grew up" in, i'm saying his only work experience was being a god damn community organizer. He has no idea how businesses work, look at that joke in Canada, a substitute drama teacher as PM? Are you fucking kidding me???
Let's put some more wall street hedge fund managers in D.C.
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He was a U.S. Fucking Senator after graduating from Harvard Law and becoming one of the foremost constotutional lawyers in the country. He was also a millionaire before he took office. Now, please blow the whistle around your neck so the tard wrangler can come tuck you into your weighted blanket.
## Speaker_2: ##
>U.S. Fucking Senator
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>a millionaire before he took office
Cmon baby, let's see if you can connect the dots. Obama, "You didn't create that wealth". Obama has never created any actual wealth. Being a fucking senator, doesn't create wealth in the private sector. But yes, constitutional expert, as he expands the surveillance state and taking a giant shit on the 4th. FISA Courts, are you kidding me???
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> Being a fucking senator, doesn't create wealth in the private sector.
I can't even. Nah bruh, government contracts aren't worth shit. Tax breaks? Incentives? WTF is that? Fake News.
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## Speaker_0: ##
I should have got in last year when one of you cucks mentioned to get in while it briefly dipped under $200.
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You can get in now before the Model 3 comes out...
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## Speaker_0: ##
I work at social security disabilities review. If you take out that loan I know we can get a medical expert to testify to your severe mental impairments. Free money for life!
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Does severe autism count? If so, sign me up
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Ask /r/pennystocks
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I can only buy stocks that cost 2 or more dollars
## Walls1337bot: ##
Penny stocks are 500 pennies or less
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## Speaker_0: ##
bubbles popping time... dotcom 2.0 incoming!
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Uber has changed my life and I spend a lot of money with them, can’t say that about any of the original dot com busts.
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What is it that has been done?
## Speaker_0: ##
Our POTUS is flaccidly trying to distract from the ratcheting up of the russia investigation and it's working like a charm because people are fucking retarded.
https://www.washingtonpost.com/politics/fbi-conducted-predawn-raid-of-former-trump-campaign-chairman-manaforts-home/2017/08/09/5879fa9c-7c45-11e7-9d08-b79f191668ed_story.html
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Very well. I'm still interested in what "renovate and modernize" mean here.
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## Speaker_0: ##
I sold yesterday at 3.09...
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F
## Walls1337bot: ##
A
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They aren't nachos if you only have cheese.
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What are they, then? ��
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I think the fact that it's not a Robinhood screenshot confused people
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Yeah I doubt someone with 1.3 mil is using Robinhood.
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## Speaker_0: ##
Again Tim Cooks enormous cock struggles to lift the NASDAQ. How much work must this man do with his penis?!?
Edit: Can confirm all the work, his erection is so large the markets simply cannot deny its awesome power any longer.
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ALL the work.
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Daddy Jobs would be proud. He got that knob polished and ready for the long term
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## Speaker_0: ##
I'm confused. Maths are hard for me, but wouldn't $0 be 100% loss? And -$2,163.72 a 200% loss? So wouldn't -$20k be something more like 1,000% loss?
Also, how did you manage this?
## Walls1337bot: ##
Lool he or she is down 20k from a total of 22k. The 2163,72 is his or her remaining balance.
Also I highly recommend not trading until you figure out maths, you'll probably lose a good chunk of money.
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college funds are overrated
source: college grad in mountains of debt
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Yeah, fund your college the honest way, like I did: ~~killing brown folks with funny names~~ the GI Bill.
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Spank it dude deleted his account didn't he lol.
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No but he had to get rid his internet to keep his promise
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## Speaker_0: ##
what about market manipulators?
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And the stupid bears?
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## Speaker_0: ##
>Because of the recalls, its vehicle margin, a gauge of how much the company makes on each car it sells, plummeted to ***negative 24%.***
WTF. lmao. F to the CEO of NIO.
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How tf do you make negative 24% on a sale of a vehicle. This company is doomed.
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Give me your car and I'll show you
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A big difference betweeen new and used man come on lol. Of course if I sold my used car I wouldn't get a profit. Way different than a car manufacturer taking a big loss on new cars
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i think he just wants a car
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No shit Sherlock where have you been for the past 20 months
## Speaker_0: ##
Can u explain how exactly NVIDIA will make use of AI
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Basically GPU’s known as graphical processing units are optimized to perform large amounts of floating point mathematical calculations mostly done by a computing method called “divide and conquer” which is efficiently done in a computing environment with large numbers of threads. A GPU comes in favor since it is made to produce multiple weak threads(low clock speed) unlike CPU’s where it is built to run on small number of strong threads(high clock speed) which is inefficient when it comes to multi thread computations(it can takes days for a cpu to complete machine learning calculations that can be calculated in hours on a GPU). AI, tenser flow, machine learning, data analytics are incorporated with huge amounts of calculations are in flavor running it on GPU’s and NVIDIA has both Software(CUDA) and hardware(GEFORCE GPU product line) which is key to these technology development. Thus, since NVIDIA has the virtual and physical assets to create AI and realistically marketize it they are known to be the leader in AI in the future.
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Where does one get the info to make such gains as well?
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No info needed. It's JNUG. It will go up quickly or go down quickly.
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Yeah, but how did you know that
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OP didn't. It was a gamble. That's why he said he tossed it in. Anyone tell you they know where JNUG is going is lying.
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I know for a fact it's going to the right.
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That settles that then. JNUG moving left at next open.
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I know you're not hurt because of how far that joke went over your head.
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everyone knows the only way to trade stocks is buy high sell wasted
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I believe it's buy high, sell drunk.
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Ironically, I just bought something from a Sears for the first time in my life about a month ago.
It was overpriced, the store was a mess and so poorly laid out it took me longer to find where to pay then to decide what I was buying.
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It's like a casino, their strategy is to confuse you so you spend more time in there
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But that’s terrible business practice in the 21st century when convienience is golden
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There have been a few times when I've bought something off Amazon because the checkout line at the store that I was physically standing in was too long.
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I had nothing but puts, and I lost $30 today.
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On what
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Puts
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It’s such an obvious dip buy. I mean come on amazon down 3%? Apple 1.5? Fuck yes.
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Can’t tell if you’re serious but given the multiples we’re obviously seeing the late cycle inflection point as the risk off mentality takes control amidst Trump’s trade war uncertainty.
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but cnn said i should be scared of muh china
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https://imgur.com/a/chb3Hip slides in here. It’s reassuring as hell and I’m confident this will rise again. You’d be a moron to ignore it
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How did the trash cans at MS downgrade this?
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then they virtue signal against the Wall and promote importing people from war zones
fuck celebrities
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username checks out
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I have literally never heard anyone in my daily life use "virtue signal". I can't disagree with your assessment of the username checking out.
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I am an accountant ill crunch some numbers for you. 2000*165=330000. Yikes, I wish I could give you some decent advice on a way out of this.
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The way out is Monday morning's price. If it's below 165, I'll actually make money, but if it gaps up, I'm cucked $2,000 per dollar above $165
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care to elaborate? I'm new to the game. Why is it 2000 and not 20? You only sold 20 calls? Don't call me a retard pls
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options are blocks of 100x shares each contract.
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wasnt this shit risky from the start then, no matter what? I don't quite get the whole situation
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Yes, incredibly risky. OP is a fucking retard
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For OP sake, I really hope $NVDA gaps down Monday. With the strong bullish candles surrounding this stock and the heavy expectations for technology leading into earnings season, it seems OP maybe getting ready to commit suicide. $NVDA moves a good amount a day. It's been 4%+ and broker will likely liquidate on the spot with this $ value.
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LOL MSFT 111 Put. Why... just why. i bought MSFT at 99.5 and more at 106 and all its done is collect money up 7.5% on it now. The new shares I bought 8 days ago are up 5%
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5%? Careful killer.
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iTs cUTe iF YoU tHInK tHe PResIdEnT GivEs A sHIt AbOUt aNyOnE BeSiDEs HimSeLf
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Maybe it's just my autism but I can't find an audio only feed.
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You're missing a bit because he also has some slides but here it is. https://a.pomf.cat/hdezju.mp3
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I'm not clicking that.
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Donna, my beautiful wife and I, unfortunately will no longer be able to drink fine wine in the French Riviera with you. This is do in part to me sinking the 800 footer that housed your money and a bottle of delicious BBQ sauce. I too lost all my tendies in the boat and can no longer Walleye fish with Oscar. Ok, my tech guy says the video is too long.
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He hit the 10 min mark for that ad revenue though.
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Can’t knock the hustle. He’ll probably have a book deal soon too.
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Hey I'm also 5.5" high five!
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Is...is that small?
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Huge in japan
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I wanna book action on this shit.
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Will make it on time: -250
Won’t make it on time: +190
I’ll put a hundo down on it will make it time.
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Will make it on time, but chinese customs will hold it off so long as that they will have to pay tariffs in the end: +99999999999
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Fourteen dollars.
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And a whole lot of autism
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You have a degenerate uncle who wants a loan too?
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Nephew delete this
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Don't worry Uncle Marty, the bail money is in the mail.
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About damn time smh
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How are the tendies?
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Why the fuck do you have a 15k refund? You could've put that shit in the market.
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You see, he's a degenerate in his normal life and relies on giving the Government his money in a 0% interest rate loan in order to get a large sum of money (his initial investment) back a year later.
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guess who got caught in this mess? Brazil
guess who was just starting to get out of it's worse recession in decades? Brazil
guess who's a brazilian investing in both brazilian and US markets? me.
fuck me.
## Speaker_1: ##
I too am Brazilian and have been watching that dumpster fire of a nation for the past 2 years. Waiting to hop in on a supposed bottom and every time I think "This is it! They can't possibly become any shittier of a nation!" I'm snapped back to reality
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This is revenge for TROLLING na servers for decades. Hue hue hue
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## Speaker_0: ##
I once traded a tentacruel and blastoise for a holofoil charizard, which was worth $120 at the time in like 2001
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What year is it now?
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Whatever year was before that big buying opportunity in 2008
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You forgot the Canadian flag
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I keep looking at it and I don't get what that black bar is, am I stupid?
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Proof or shoe
## Speaker_0: ##
My post history is available to browse at your leisure. It's in there.
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Pass. Enjoy the gains that you "called" but didn't actually realize
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## Speaker_0: ##
Post the transaction details.
## Speaker_1: ##
https://imgur.com/gallery/JHArywV Proof of transaction
## Walls1337bot: ##
It's not clear to me why you tried to hide other things in your history, so here's as much of the transaction details as I can work out
HUYA ??? ??? ??? ??? Cancelled
HUYA ??? PUT 7/20 ???
HUYA ??? ??? ??? ???
AVGO ??? ??? ??? Cancelled
BAC ??? ??? ??? $???.00
??? ??? ??? ??? 2??.00
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## Speaker_0: ##
Aka Bloomberg’s business model. The most laughable were the articles about ‘Why we know facebooks stock price has hit its low’ 2 days after the Cambridge analytica scandal.
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Your momma hates you don’t call home today. kill yourself your friends don’t actually like you and prefer you dead
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The only thing I see dying are the rules of grammar of the english language
## Speaker_1: ##
Your momma hates you; don’t call home today. Kill yourself — your friends don’t actually like you and prefer you dead.
Smart aleck fuck who doesn’t contribute. Do girls find you repulsive? If you were considering killing yourself I hope today is the day you get pushed over the edge. Fucking fag.
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Cringy fag
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## Speaker_0: ##
Looks like half of WSB will be starring in the next season of 13 Reasons Why on Netflix
## Speaker_1: ##
I think that guy who bought $5,000 of NFLX Puts will be the lead role.
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Man, there's one rule with Netflix, and it's "don't bet against Netflix."
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...unless it was LAST earnings
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## Speaker_0: ##
Toxic? This is one of the least toxic communities online. Being good-humored and not freaking out about all the stupid bullshit in life makes you toxic that writer thinks.
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The only toxic thing here is the AutoModerator.
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Not toxic, just gay
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Should be up 25% now. Holding or seeing if TWTR can rally back over $46 soon?
Nice play BTW.
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This went up way faster than I expected because I wasnt counting on the CFO saying something. I might sell the options and keep the shares thru earnings
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## Speaker_0: ##
Is Trump still president in 2045?
## Walls1337bot: ##
After Kim launches the nukes, liberal soyboys agree that a dictator is the best thing we need, just like their communist manifestos dictate. Trump is ushered in as the Caesar of America, and thanks to nanotechnology he is kept alive indefinitely.
He buys twitter in 2020 for $60k, since that's their entire actual value, tweets Amazon into bankruptcy, and decides to buy it out for $1 billion.
He automates everything at Amazon, with zero human contact needed, cutting on costs. He has the lowest costs, folks, believe me.
Amazon takes over Alibaba, buys them, and then Trump buys China.
Controlling the 2 biggest economies in the world, Trump dictates that he is God Emperor of Human Kind, builds a space wall and, together with Elon Musk, we colonize entire galaxies in a matter of decades.
This is how Warhammer 40k comes to life.
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## Speaker_0: ##
That's fake. Right...?
## Speaker_1: ##
Not the kind of tentacle stuff that normally appears on reddit.
## Speaker_2: ##
go on...
## Walls1337bot: ##
twitter.com/kurt_eichenwald
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## Speaker_0: ##
Probably hanging from a tree.
## Walls1337bot: ##
Some of us were crazy and bought in before it hit the top.
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## Speaker_0: ##
If that trade executed at $1.30, it's a good in-and-out hit and run for 9%. Hope that's what happened... otherwise, prepare to bag hold.
## Speaker_1: ##
Nah, fidelity requires a conversation with a rep to unlock after hours trading, and I'm way too autistic to talk to a person on the phone
## Walls1337bot: ##
you literally just have to sit there and listen once you tell them what you want and who you are.
for once in your god damn life be a fucking man and tell them you need an extra 8 hours a day to make shitty decisions.
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