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[INST] 10 12/30 322.5 calls. BE is 322.98. So I’m expecting to wake up to a four bagger. [/INST] Boiiiiiiiiiiii

[INST] Drink a large bottle of water just chug it. [/INST] And the further you put the bottle in your throat, the shorter distance it has to travel before getting to your tummy

[INST] https://nationalpost.com/news/canada/beyond-meat-health-vegan-burger-plant-based/ Depends whether gynecomastia is hot or not [/INST] Not only unhealthy but also more expensive than real meat.

[INST] Please say sike [/INST] you must not have heard of me

[INST] Fibonacci resistance 1 - 3 on the daily charts [/INST] I see. Either way, we'll see those hit before 320 most likely.

[INST] At least it expires tomorrow, so as long as Tesla doesn't finish down 1%, he's safe. [/INST] The theta decay is so high that if it isn’t in the money at open, it’s basically going to be at half value. This is how you get time fucked by the cosmos.

[INST] I’m leaning towards there’s something in the works, might not be ACB. [/INST] I heard Coke was to buy Purdue to start making OxyCoke. Totally legit rumour

[INST] Smoking is 100% the best and fastest hangover cure. 3 hits and a glass of water = fucking golden [/INST] Lol ya right. If a bong rip is curing your hangover then you aren’t really hungover to begin with. The next day maybe.

[INST] I’m seeing ads for this all over my newsfeed... [/INST] Can you please send me a link of this dude's girlfriend's ad too please

[INST] Dope username [/INST] In a years time he is going to be old news.

[INST] What the fuck kind of dollar amounts are those? [/INST] k = 000, so $2m. Weird choice, but some use to appear as the more superior of autist.

[INST] [This?](https://www.earlybirdcapital.com/spac-transactions/spacs-currently-seeking-targets) [/INST] Saw that site... Seems like it's just a list of shell companies they have an interest in. It doesn't seem to be any kind of complete list.

[INST] Honestly, better than my trades [/INST] Scratch and sniff here to see your free share

[INST] I don’t think they’re doing popup stores but rather popup parties at certain stores. Now until the end of the year I think certain stores are giving out free drinks for an hour period each day [/INST] Wasn't sure, just heard something on news.

[INST] Isn't that what AMD is? [/INST] Yes.

[INST] Reverse split the other day... [/INST] Contango at 13%....

[INST] How are fees/ui? [/INST] Extremely low. Not free, but it’s a buck or two per trade. They have a free Lite version tho. Not the greatest UI. It’s for more advanced traders so it seems overwhelming. But the margin rates start at 3,09% right now and drop from there. QYLD pays 10% dividends via covered calls so you do the math.

[INST] Maybe could stay the same [/INST] Maybe. Go a cross

[INST] Nothing I ever have is up... Yep. [/INST] Yup, here we go.. $435 already

[INST] What is a retired lawyer doing slumming around in a place like this? [/INST] Lol. It's fun. I retired by choice because I didn't like the profession.

[INST] Nothing really... they will move with weed market and likely be acquired by a bigger fish [/INST] Gonna spin the wheel and land on Bankrupt.

[INST] /u/theycallmeryan you're approved. [/INST] Awesome, thank you

[INST] I’m also on margin for this trade ! [/INST] You son of a bitch it worked out so far:

[INST] You know it is the truth, and you just want to keep the secret yourself huh? How about that afterhours? https://ibb.co/zGB7CgF [/INST] check em again

[INST] Hey bro. I've been buying calls on the way down. I've been watching it on Google trends. It looks to me like the ad 'backlash' actually increased awareness. I know 2 people that bought them in the last couple months. Been trying to find good data on Google play store and apple app store. It looks like a pretty solid uptick. I'm buying Feb 20 calls right now. [/INST] I’m hoping you are right! Any data on the app stores you have found?

[INST] Oh I agree. I have 1000 shares with a 1 dollar basis thanks to savvy covered call writing (average purchase was 4.20 lol) I just don’t think all this talk about a moon rocket this January is accurate. The reality is Canadian cannabis is a good play if you want growth over a ten year period but Aurora isn’t gonna pop until at the very least it’s next earnings report. [/INST] Writing covered calls? You have the most sensible approach to this stock, and are in the wrong sub.

[INST] So by your approximation of what will happen, smart money will sell, and then you will sell? [/INST] It goes fast and it’s instant.

[INST] I wouldn’t go too far out of the money. I’m a conservative autist so also bought some runway. If you’re feeling a little horny go with the $9 or $10 3/20/20 calls. Because my crystal ball says so. [/INST] Shit, Gotta get a get crystal ball Mine just says 'fuck off dick head' Anyways, gonna watch those till the beginning of the year. Thanks for the heads up.

[INST] Lol you are opposed to a central bank yet dont know one of the biggest arguments against central banking? Just google 'alan greenspan adjustable rate mortgages' I'm sure you can find tons of articles about how he cucked the housing market and fucked the economy. [/INST] I was being facetious. I just thought the sexual imagery of you original message was funny. Although Greenspan is far from the only member of the Fed to fuck up or exacerbate problems in our economy.

[INST] ROSTis actually probably a better value anyway... definitely a good play as well [/INST] Yeah, they win in any economy. A thing of beauty.

[INST] It is NOT RH, I put in limit sell order immediately after the trade and hope it hits [/INST] So if no one bought your options, you would have been fucked in the ass like a retard? Ha! Gay

[INST] lol seriously selling these fucking calls wasnt even worth it when it was flat as fuck entire week and theta was slow as FUCK i'm lightening as many shares as i can by EOY so i can move on and get capital back [/INST] I am legitimately baffled by what it's doing today, considering SK Hynix went up 3% yesterday and the positive news regarding graphics DRAM prices and looks like we're pumping back up now

[INST] Now take out profit before you lose it [/INST] Inverse WSB

[INST] How high do you think SPY will hit on the last Friday of the year? [/INST] Wish I knew. But I have paper hands and looking at 6k profit right now.

[INST] Right now is probably the best time to join the bear gang tbh [/INST] Especially when wsb is this certain, feels like spy 150 is soon

[INST] Buy the dip! [/INST] Of course! 🐂

[INST] Not when taxing ur withdrawals is a part of their budget. If a saver is dead-set on doing it in a tax favored account an ira is still the way to go. If ur kid decides college isn’t for them you can still repurpose the funds for something else without a bunch of hoop jumping. My $0.02 [/INST] I agree with ira as another vehicle... once my kids 529s' hit a good level but not too high, I'm switching my contributions to IRAs. Worst case scenario my kids don't use a their 529 funds and I'll gift them to their kids. I'm hoping on scholarships and then I can withdraw the equivalent amount out of the 529 with no penalty. Let's hope my kids are smarter than me.

[INST] yeah theta is gonna catch up now so i'm out i sure as hell ain't gonna pay the premium for near the money shit [/INST] Got out barely lol good day to stop while ahead cause that could have been bad

[INST] Maybe. Go a cross [/INST] Maybe. Could go backwards

[INST] Msft should be gold when 5g comes out. [/INST] Apple will hit $500 by the time 5G comes out

[INST] I think Chinese [/INST] Load up on Jan 24s

[INST] Yeah dude, I'm way ahead of the wave. I also own $316 puts expiring 12/31 because I'm a gambler at heart. [/INST] How have you not learned??! Stocks only go up

[INST] I’m guessing military or federal employee It’s not even an official rule [/INST] Hm. I owned pot stocks for like a month and Im military. I feel like this isnt a thing.

[INST] “I predict that the stock market will eventually have a pull back. I don’t know when and I don’t know how much. I just think eventually it will happen” You write your PhD thesis on that? [/INST] Why don't you research the extent of corporate share buyback activity this year and the effect it has on skewing share valuations even in the absence of any material improvements in the operating metrics of the company.

[INST] Try $50C 1/10 [/INST] I ultimately went with 45p 1/10. so far i'm up 10% on 'em...

[INST] The model 3 felt like driving an economy car with all poor insulation and low quality interior, the Model S was a lot better but still nowhere near as nice inside as other cars of its price tag. Go drive a S class or a fully equipped E class and then go drive a Model S, Tesla has improved things but it's still way behind in quality. [/INST] Tbh, I do pay more attention to what a car does than how the interior looks. > The model 3 felt like driving an economy car with all poor insulation and low quality interior, But that's just straight bullshit lol

[INST] https://i.redd.it/ejmdtr8hnxyy.png [/INST] Men of the people

[INST] But will they continue to be collabs? [/INST] See link below, looks like they have expanded their collection past what I thought they had previously. I don't see why not as I can imagine most people that buy a peloton also wear premium gear. [https://apparel.onepeloton.com/collections/vendors?q=lululemon](https://apparel.onepeloton.com/collections/vendors?q=lululemon)

[INST] $X, $M, $MRVL, $VEEV, $ROKU for selling spreads/strangles $MSFT, $SQ, $PYPL, $SBUX for buying calendars/diagonals [/INST] Thanks bro!!

[INST] all puts till earnings [/INST] You are an autist. In Q4 Becky stocks like Apple always have positive earnings. The expectation will pump them

[INST] Nah, I'm waiting on announcement of the Coca-Cola partnership deal. https://i.imgur.com/6cOIspw.png [/INST] Coca Cola said they had no intention of partnering with any cannabis company lol Edit lol I clicked the link and realized this was a joke nvm

[INST] looks like the tendie train is over for RAD. if it were to continue it wouldve continued today too but its pretty flat. [/INST] That's one way to look at it but I feel it's holding up well and Monday will continue look at all other stocks like Apple down $3 so and rad is holding up I say calls is good

[INST] It's not gambling. It's donating my money to the market liquidity. [/INST] Very funny hopefully the market appreciates my donations. 😊

[INST] Another 1k today PaPa Jeff (Geoff) is trickling down today!! Thanks for helping me I can’t math. [/INST] Sick win! AMZN laggard in FAANG and pre-Christmas buy of weekly OOM FDs. Nicely played!

[INST] https://imgur.com/a/8lYU2X5 My chart for today’s movement [/INST] I'm assuming you're looking for a measured move then?

[INST] Sorry, bought shares yesterday. [/INST] Someone buy puts so it goes up

[INST] I could also see a close around 3240 then gap down Sunday night. [/INST] my SPY PT for EOD PPT pump is around 324.30 - if we come close but lose momentum, I'll sell my remaining calls. If we're moving up like yesterday and pass 324 with strength, I'll hold to 3:55ish and then sell, probably reposition into puts to average down on my hedges.

[INST] $500 -> $900 -> $625 -> $800. In my fuck around with futures options account. Most of the flux is waiting on my 0DTE and 3 DTE spreads to close for near max profit. [/INST] Very nice. One day would love to try futures

[INST] I'll try, but I'm hurting [/INST] Are you currently in? I’m getting absolutely hammered on 13 calls right now.

[INST] Let's pitch it to softbank. [/INST] $420B valuation

[INST] Spy calls too [/INST] All my gains are from this right here

[INST] AMZN. It's directly related. [/INST] But Priced in

[INST] any big gains? [/INST] Not yet

[INST] That is quite the graph. [/INST] Mine just says loading. Is it talking about shotguns or the stock?

[INST] Someone's gotta fund others profits [/INST] There's only so many shares available to short.

[INST] > Tbh, I do pay more attention to what a car does than how the interior looks. Good for you, millions of people don't think the same way. > But that's just straight bullshit lol When was the last time you were in a well optioned say Honda Accord? [/INST] Something like an Accord? All the time. I travel a lot for work and drive quite a few rental cars.

[INST] Marvel has some sort of nostalgia with it due to it being a comic book series and SUPERHEROES. What is 6UG? Literally nothing [/INST] 6underground was pretty cool I thought. one of the main themes in 6underground was him comparing them to superheroes lol I’m just saying, from a cinematic perspective, it’s not much different then other popular best selling movies like marvel. 70% cgi and/or action sequences and like 30% of actual plot dialogue.

[INST] It's a poor man's covered call + a calendar spread, but is a year long. Along with regular covered calls. Add in some Margin, and make it a yolo, bam thats my position. [/INST] What do you call this strategy

[INST] Ans that was my other concern...is it too early to start? It seems totally unsustainable right now, but it seems we’re still just waiting on that last little push. The straw that broke the camel’s back, so to speak. [/INST] If you remember 2007 or even if you watch the big short. Even after the banks start losing money big time, there is nothing to say the markets will react right away. Remember the market is going up on crappier and crappier numbers to a higher P/E ratio. It's better to join late than be early.

[INST] Noyce [/INST] Noice

[INST] off the lows of the day, back to 430, need it to hold 430 so i can cash my puts credit spreads... :-X [/INST] You think the last hour of the last Friday of trading of the decade people will start making moves that drives the prices of the markets up?

[INST] If my $ACB doesn't start cooperating I don't think I have money for a tuna wrap let alone a lambo wrap [/INST] Was going to buy $500,000 usd of acb stonk after reading that blind kid pump n dump story but realized I only read here for laughs.

[INST] holding same position here, hurts watching these short term losses but I know Lisa rewards the faithful 🙏 [/INST] Surprising for me, I got a good entry at 1.83 a contract and been green ever since lol

[INST] *Stocks only go up* #Also known as stock boner [/INST] Good thing the nips don't get hard as well or we'd be going tits up.

[INST] Semi? Fully [/INST] Talking about the pants , or your boner?

[INST] Back up, pussies. America coming through. [/INST] We’re a strong, masculine nation. Fuck yeah

[INST] Probably profit taking end of year [/INST] I hope it goes back up to what it was. Fucked me up down under 10%

[INST] If you remember 2007 or even if you watch the big short. Even after the banks start losing money big time, there is nothing to say the markets will react right away. Remember the market is going up on crappier and crappier numbers to a higher P/E ratio. It's better to join late than be early. [/INST] Good point. I was doing my undergrad in 07-08, so I remember it well.

[INST] Post all time results of this strat [/INST] Down 80%

[INST] Why would you short something that's so easily manipulated by the fed? There's literally an entire ocean of things that don't have an escape hatch. [/INST] Because Jamie Dimon dropped his dick in Powell’s oatmeal earlier this year and I don’t see Ol’ Jerome being too forgiving.

[INST] End Jan but people saying 1/17 [/INST] 1/17/2020 https://www.biopharmcatalyst.com/calendars/pdufa-calendar

[INST] OP likely went there first. Thus the confusion. Notice he came here for help, [/INST] I am OP you fuckin autist

[INST] It's been going on for about 10 years now. So yeah, it seems to be working. It will continue working as long as the rest of the world is also in too much debt. [/INST] Strong line of reasoning. You’ve converted me.

[INST] this play was me hoping it would go up a few cents and I could make 100 bucks or so. Joined the market again last month to make 500 bucks. im up 415 now, so close to my goal. hoping to buy a foreclosed house soon. [/INST] bummer it didnt go your way, at least you didnt lose much. was there a reason you chose ford today?

[INST] Make sure Tim Apple is invited [/INST] i got new phone, i dont have his # anymore

[INST] why 301c ... [/INST] Cause I'm a fucking idiot 😎

[INST] It's okay, as you can see from my graph, I can only make money when I'm down 90% from the peak [/INST] I mean there's probably some truth to that. And you make money when you're off the peak as you make smaller, more conservative bets. Maybe try doing this without being off the peak ;-)

[INST] ill do $500 [/INST] I’ll do $50

[INST] This was very helpful, can confirm that this did work, and I suggest everybody do this. [/INST] ok so wtf i tried this and now my money isnt working?? please someone explain how to fix

[INST] If you close it now you can make a small profit. [/INST] RH closed me early because the 430 was in the money by 20c. I still made a good scalp (sold 1.30 covered at .59) but not a tremendous free money move if Tesla had closed at 430.01 then free money $130/ea

[INST] Made $6 selling a 12/27 $2c. That's almost enough for Canes box combo, no slaw, extra toast, no drink. [/INST] Jesus why bother selling options unless you can make a few hundred bucks per contract

[INST] Because it's low right now which means it will be high later. The fact that they have consistently been on a downward trend and are down 60% from 1 year ago is irrelevant. They're doing that on purpose so that all the pussies sell. [/INST] he's right

[INST] Just used it to buy a $1 worth of BABA with money my dad said to use for credit card debt. [/INST] You’re a bad boy 😈

[INST] Inverse WSB [/INST] Put some money in stocks and gamble(options) the rest as true degenerate.

[INST] Are you currently in? I’m getting absolutely hammered on 13 calls right now. [/INST] I could only rationalize one call, and I’ve lost a decent amount of money in that. I shouldn’t have gotten in so late

[INST] Why do you think it’s BestBuy [/INST] The guy is only active in a few communities bestbuy being one of them

[INST] you know tax harvesting day could be monday, or tuesday.. [/INST] It’s today if you’re a pussy like me and don’t wanna hold over the weekend

[INST] Instructions unclear, dick stuck in retard [/INST] You shouldn't call your dog a retard.

[INST] I dunno website said 3-5 days. But I meant any calls dated 1/3 kept in RH. Have other ones 1/17 on though 2021... moved those [/INST] Gotcha, yeah those should be fine.

[INST] That's what I use mine for right now. There is always more money to be made bro 👊 [/INST] For sure, just mad I could have sold these for the same price this morning or at close yesterday. Instead I was sweating the AMD sell off today. Just feel silly lol.