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[INST] Huge drop off last 10 mins or so. Tanking still in the ah. Broke its 12 day green streak. The bears might've won this battle, but the bulls will win the war. [/INST] Dropped 50 cents. 🐻pocalypse

[INST] I went from 39k to 13k in about 5 weeks [/INST] Welp I'm here for you in SAD GANG.

[INST] new CEO that just cleaned house. I think you're a quarter early. [/INST] nah bro nobody wants a dirty house

[INST] I never said I invested in the stock market. Maybe you responded to the wrong comment. Whatever you do absolutely do not actually try to substantiate the dumb claims you make just keep crying that you’re being misrepresented without doing anything to explain yourself. [/INST] You keep inventing arguments and then arguing against them, why should I stoop down to your level and argue for your invented arguments? The only claim I made was that people don't ignore changes to tax law because trump=bad, people just don't pretend that change=good because the market is only working to the top 10% of wage earners.

[INST] Haha... Hahahahahahauuauuauauaauauuauaa Holy fuck, there are people who unironically think this? God damn you're simple af my mans. A very very dumb person. [/INST] My IQ is over 9,000 you little bitch. What're you gonna do about it?

[INST] So at what point does it become “anything that agrees with me is truth and anything that doesn’t is paranoid schizo propaganda” Do you even want to live in the same reality or would you prefer we just have separate ones, one with one set of facts and another with a different set? [/INST] Good question. At this point, it does seem like people are living in one of two different parallel dimensions. I'm not sure what the answer is, but it's certainly interesting times for sure.

[INST] wasn't that three wise men [/INST] Not sure I'd consider the first one wise...

[INST] Up $54. LMFAO! The most retarded day in a while. I have a bad feeling about next week. I thought the selloff would wait until 1/2 but IDK. Today was pretty bad overall. I still have all my APPL calls. 292.5 1/3 strike. Probably going to sell at open on Monday though. Depends on the pre-market action. I think we got a big clue that today was going to be retarded when it started fading 15 mins before open. [/INST] Ya today was so shitty lol. My AAPL calls don’t exp til 1/24 but I’m definitely keeping a close eye as well on Monday morning, I’m on the west coast so I’m gonna make sure I set an alarm haha

[INST] Potential money. Like 25k more if I had held my apple and amazon calls [/INST] Yeah, but at least you didn't lose money by holding too long. Look at how fast the tides turned today...

[INST] Yeah, this suggestion isn't quite so simple as it seems. The Volcker rule was supposed to be a compromise, but apparently it's been 'too restrictive'. Time will tell if loosening the rules leads to the same result. [/INST] Glass Stegal worked pretty well for a long time. At least as far as consumer banks were concerned. As soon as it was lifted in 2000 you had .com/GFC/and to be determined. Consumer Banks need “too restrictive” or they lose their marbles

[INST] Good stuff 🏅 [/INST] Thanks! I intend to expand it with memes and maybe more useful features.

[INST] He got it back in r/winkerpack which is way better than this sub [/INST] Is that sub just you and your alts?

[INST] Why did you think the move to $1,900 would bounce? End of week profit taking? Options rollovers? [/INST] Both really. I did not see a 2 day rally for AMZN

[INST] happens over the weekend [/INST] Thanks

[INST] What do you mean by 'simple' ? [/INST] For instance I just opened IBKR pro and typed in coffee looking for futures tied to the price of coffee The results I've found were not inviting to say the least. There were dozens upon dozens of things associated with coffee. I found it hard to navigate.

[INST] Read a rumor that the CEO is going to step down in 2020 [/INST] Source?

[INST] I’ll buy a fractional share on Robinhood [/INST] I'll buy a call on your fractional share

[INST] Why take it so personal? Should I instead mention how sorry I am for your losses and send out a few prayers? [/INST] You realize they made money right? Over 10k. Ironic you’re calling them the retard lol

[INST] Amazon’s press release about christmas sales... [/INST] This was the catalyst but amazon was coiling up for almost two weeks.

[INST] Talking about the pants , or your boner? [/INST] Yes

[INST] I can't but the president can [/INST] Wind bad.

[INST] Bonuses at almost all banks are flat this year... [/INST] Yes flat at 6,000% 1970 levels... 🤪

[INST] What you do❔🙉 [/INST] Let my AAPL calls ride after already having a great week. Literally said to myself around 9:55am, damn if I cashed out right now that would be such a tits and smart move. *Narrator he did not cash out*

[INST] Not all of us are thousandaires [/INST] I only got a few hundred bucks from Xmas 😭

[INST] I semi-remember these stores as shitty 7-11s that all but disappeared around 15 years ago. How are they still even worth that much lol. [/INST] They have polar pops lol it's like 80 cents for a gigantic syrofoam cup of soda. I got it a few times for a mixer hahah. 15k stores tho not too bad

[INST] 🤢🤮 [/INST] https://ih0.redbubble.net/image.379601685.6062/stf,small,600x600-pad,750x1000,f8f8f8.u4.jpg

[INST] I saw a 90% decrease in a year and that seemed to me to be close to blood in the streets. [/INST] 'blood in the SHEETS.' When the autists give themselves bloody rectums.

[INST] HELL YEA i just started stocks, lucky i found nio ! [/INST] Literally cant go tits up

[INST] Dec 2018 - but that was a bull gang rape. [/INST] I remember when Bears got a cock-tease on January 2nd with the Apple guidance.

[INST] 40% annually my ass [/INST] 40% of 0

[INST] Me too. Gotta cut them losses as soon as you see it going the wrong way. [/INST] I was blinded by wanting to make money should’ve cut it after I lost the first 20 bucks. Could’ve invested super hard in some of my other power player stocks. I think it’s good to learn these lessons when I’ve got 200 instead of 20,000 lmao.

[INST] so... if it goes to zero.. then why dont u short ur whole portfolio on it? [/INST] Well if it hit 0, I would lose $ even if I shorted it. And also I tend to keep my portfolio diversified. But I did make some $$ today it dropping under $2 strike price. Probably roll the profits into mid 2020 1.5 puts

[INST] Teenagers don’t even know who Gordon Gecko is [/INST] Who the fuck’s Gordon Gecko

[INST] that was gay and i wish i could get the time back i wasted on it but its not your fault. i just wish you didnt post a cockatoo that was this gay [/INST] You know you loved it!

[INST] well it's between his mom and his best friend. Who are we to judge [/INST] Nice!

[INST] https://streamable.com/wuv9t [/INST] No wide angle proving it, just extra text and interpreting facial expressions like a soft science psychiatrist.

[INST] and FI/RE [/INST] I can live like shit through my 20s, 30s and 40s probably. BUT now in my 50s I can continue to live like shit, but I guess I dont have to work? Shits stupid.

[INST] 85P has more [/INST] Yeah but take a look at the open interest for 90C 1/17

[INST] He's fat but not obese. He also has a red button on his desk and whenever he pushes it someone brings him a diet coke [/INST] Lol I want that to be true but I dunno if you’re bullshittin. Seems plausible tho

[INST] no its me :) [/INST] No, this is Patrick.

[INST] I mean it’s sexy when the charts fuck me upside down bro [/INST] That doesn’t sound like my seventh father at all.

[INST] What's this mid january I keep hearing about? [/INST] Santa rally/EOY rally is still ongoing. Jan 1, people start dumping money in again (personally I max my Roth on 1/1 each year and that’s not uncommon). So after a week or two, I bet we see some pullback from this hot streak. Feel like we see 330 first then head back to 315 or so.

[INST] Where do you get a house for 175k? Detroit? [/INST] Lol houses there are $15k

[INST] STFD = Sell the FDs [/INST] ☝️ this guy.

[INST] How is your ROI so far? [/INST] Return On Insertion

[INST] You mean that pornhub video 'PAWG fucks for Popeyes sandwich' then she eats it while getting corked? [/INST] Link? I'm interested.

[INST] I can’t say who he works for but yes he has access to it all. [/INST] Maybe like a shared drive or network folder.

[INST] Only problem I am noticing is I don't think there is any corporate bestbuy offices in Pennsylvania. [/INST] Nope it's in Minneapolis

[INST] Lower fees. SPY was first and so has better volume. [/INST] Wait! Is this literally a serious question? Lol

[INST] Would you prefer him to act like a beta in that situation? [/INST] He would prefer him to act like he would act, so yes 😂.

[INST] What do you call this strategy [/INST] Super over leveraged Theta gang? I dunno if this has a regular name.

[INST] I don’t remember but from what I remember there was a very small price action after earnings [/INST] Oh ok. thanks for responding. It’s been a money maker the past couple weeks

[INST] Oh you added text to the video to the video, that must make it true! I could say the guy in front was shocked he saw a naked lady, and Trump was rushing to the front because he was looking for a bathroom because of a shart, and put that in video text, would that make it true? It's sad you work that hard to defend a con artist. [/INST] Would still not change the fact that you guys all jumped on this story as him shoving people out of his way when none of you actually know jack shit about any of that that happened.

[INST] 'bot activity' lol just lol [/INST] like 90% of the market is bot activity lol

[INST] This is just a bullish indicator. Market tops occur when the margin debt is at peaks, not when it's below that. [/INST] Did you even look at the chart?

[INST] Not sure I'd consider the first one wise... [/INST] two wise men and a wsb poster

[INST] VXX works off of Vix Futures, which is related to spot index, but only loosely. A rough rule of thumb is that a 100% move in vix leads to a 50% move in VXX. The rule of thumb fails all the time though. [/INST] u/joeyrb can you confirm this?

[INST] not anymore apparently pays to have your own *personal* security team. always elect someone too rich to be bought off or threatened i guess [/INST] Please.. trump may be a billionaire but the people that pull the strings work in trillions. Trump is a peasant compared to the money they are moving

[INST] *Laughs in -293.82%* [/INST] Only? Amateur

[INST] >\>posts fake news propaganda links Again, I'm surprised you're so gullible. [/INST] LOL. My God.

[INST] ohhh how have I never known about this ! [/INST] Which one of you is trolling here.. https://www.reddit.com/r/Frugal/comments/eevne4/our_makeshift_dining_room_table_with_our_two/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmf

[INST] Because he thinks he's found a cheat where instead of selling the $10 LEAP (which would be fine) he is gonna sell a $1 LEAP and effectively free up more of his initial outlay. [/INST] I read the first couple pieces and couldn’t understand wtf he wanted to do so I stopped reading and chalked it up as OP being retarded. When the guy above explained I knew OP was retarded.

[INST] I have to tell people to get public outrage going [/INST] Switch to Robin Hood. They just approved my baby for options trading. Right now he’s naked placing sell orders for puts in $PLCE. It could be worse I guess... I am not going to tell him.

[INST] I’ll buy a fractional share of your call on a fractional share [/INST] Jealous, I'm still waiting on my RH fractional shares feature.....currently only 825,743th in line though

[INST] # 🥵 kinda like u/gatoken1😳🤭 [/INST] [GUH](https://i.imgur.com/HVIRBOJ.jpg)

[INST] No you pay attention to duration, financials, economics, currency movements, FED, company credit etc. [/INST] Clearly I won’t be jumping in just yet! Thanks.

[INST] Holding 1/17 AMD calls. Same thing last week on the same stock, rode it for 2 days made 66%, had to buy something so I jumped back on this boat. [/INST] The melt up is real. Long calls till April at a minimum

[INST] Switch to Robin Hood. They just approved my baby for options trading. Right now he’s naked placing sell orders for puts in $PLCE. It could be worse I guess... I am not going to tell him. [/INST] lol IBKR just approved me for portfolio margin, I'm in serious danger

[INST] Link? I'm interested. [/INST] https://www.pornhub.com/view_video.php?viewkey=ph5dd1a18ca6112

[INST] Jealous, I'm still waiting on my RH fractional shares feature.....currently only 825,743th in line though [/INST] I'll think about it and do nothing

[INST] Something like an Accord? All the time. I travel a lot for work and drive quite a few rental cars. [/INST] The difference between a rental car accord and a well optioned new accord touring is massive. If your experience is rental car fleet trims that automakers don't even sell to the public then of course you'd be impressed by a Tesla.

[INST] Which one of you is trolling here.. https://www.reddit.com/r/Frugal/comments/eevne4/our_makeshift_dining_room_table_with_our_two/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmf [/INST] 'How can you think this is acceptable for an adult' lmaoo

[INST] Who the fuck’s Gordon Gecko [/INST] he’s some hot shot accountant from a boring movie about wall streets

[INST] I’m hoping you are right! Any data on the app stores you have found? [/INST] I dont have data. Just Google. And of course anecdotal evidence. There are upticks in both stores. Nothing crazy but growth is growth.

[INST] You realize they made money right? Over 10k. Ironic you’re calling them the retard lol [/INST] I don’t think he knows lol this guy isn’t even autistic. More like illiterate. Can’t read a screenshot lol

[INST] The guy is only active in a few communities bestbuy being one of them [/INST] Maybe he’s just a huge fan.

[INST] Alright I’m going to buy them. Even if I don’t want them I can resell it lol [/INST] AirPods are fire I just don’t like the rubber piece on the pros. Feels cheap imo.

[INST] GDP and stock returns are not the only way to measure a country. [/INST] There are others, sure. The millimeter, for example, which was invented to measure the tiny europeen.

[INST] Then buy more ACB and I'll track how much more poor you become. ;) [/INST] Keep commenting so we can start a pool on just how closely your mom and dad are related. I'm guessing first cousins at this point.

[INST] What platform is this? [/INST] Thinkorswim

[INST] lmao I've been banned from there for ages for saying Bernie Sanders is a cumpie [/INST] I'll probably get banned for just commenting this reply. Also Bernie Sanders is a cumpie.

[INST] What % do you cut losses at [/INST] I'd love to know this too.

[INST] I know but this is what a famous website says (and hence my confusion): “We approach iron condors with similar entry tactics. We shoot for collecting 1/3rd the width of the strikes in premium upon trade entry. For example, if we have an iron condor with three point wide spreads, we will look to collect $1.00 for the trade. This gives us a probability of success around 67%, which is acceptable to us.” [/INST] At the outset, your POP based on 16∆ strikes makes it 68%. When you add in the credit to your breakeven, it surpasses 70%. When you close the trade for 50% max profit, it's 87%.

[INST] Such bs tbh. That’s so much money that just gets sucked into the black hole that is the gov’t. [/INST] bruh its for the QE market pump for more gainz... jk jk. its for daddy trump to reduce corporate taxes to fund stonk buyback to pump your shares.

[INST] Join the bull club 2020 [/INST] Past performance something something future returns something something

[INST] That’s gay. [/INST] Gay marriage is legal. Marry your girlfriend's boyfriend to get a bigger standard tax deduction.

[INST] If it's temporary, then why has the Fed's balance sheet increased by several hundred billion since September? [/INST] In finance terms, short-term debts are usually referenced as being less than a year.

[INST] Sony makes phones and cameras. Checkmate [/INST] I have a7sii and buying the siii when it's out. by far the best low light monster out there..

[INST] I mean one can appreciate in value while the other has a high chance of expiring worthless... So yeah. [/INST] unless your thetagang

[INST] I am pretty sure Nestle owns like 15% or some shit of shares and noted they want to buy a company. [/INST] Nestle? I thought AIMT was a medical company?

[INST] “I only invest in ethical companies that reflect my morals” [/INST] “Which is why I have cash shoved in my jerkoff sock under the bed”

[INST] How is the worst case getting assigned on the ex div date....unless you did this trade on the ex div date....which would mean you wouldn't even get a dividend (need to hold the shares 1 day before ex div). This strategy would get immediately assigned within hours if not soonerq. You just lost $100 and get no dividend. Fail. [/INST] How did I lose 100$?

[INST] NNO.V [/INST] > NNO.V So many reverse splits....

[INST] we really need fractional options, I'd love to dab into AMZN calls without having to cough up $2-3k per call - instead I'm getting pump and dump schemed by some blind guy and his cheap Cannabis stock [/INST] Doubt the fractional stuff will be for options. Just buy debit spreads. You can get in to AMZN for less than $100.

[INST] It costs money to make money, right? ^Psst. ^you ^wanna ^buy ^some ^$ACB?? [/INST] Are you sure you want to sell that? I hear they are partnering with TSLA to make their cars have a hotbox feature. /s

[INST] No! My mom says we’re rich because we have each other! [/INST] Looks like Mama's wrooooooooooong again.

[INST] My condolences man. Hope you made some cash from TSLA calls or idk.. PTON puts. [/INST] AMZN verticals 👌

[INST] A lot of the free versions only let you import x amount of 'trades' or transactions. You will definitely need to buy the upgraded version to import your complete trade history for the year. [/INST] Nope. The <$69k tools are all fully free.

[INST] I hope you executed we were up 6.5% (LK) [/INST] Nah man. I forgot all about it tbh.

[INST] You’re underestimating the rich. They would fuck the poor just as hard without government intervention. [/INST] I would say history has shown us even harder.