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tomorrow is Saturday fag

you right, thanks fag

How'd I vote? Well naturally I called in to tell them that the proposed incentive plan of him getting paid only if stock price increases is is not acceptable. I told them we need to implement a guaranteed payment of at least 1 billion a year and a golden parachute package if the venture fails.

So, nay?

Isn’t this r/autism though?

nah its actually r/Cuckold/

Yeah but you don't have the power to stop it. Trump the Ivy League school graduate does

A monkey with the ability to type on a keyboard and access to a fake Trump Twitter account could stop this. The only difference between the monkey and Trump is the monkey wouldn't have made such preposterous statements but instead would have spent the time throwing literal shit at others.

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I did the same thing, except i didn't believe in myself and started reading all sorts of shit here about puts and how bad it looked. so i took a 900 buck loss right before this massive rally.

Gotta believe in yourself

SHOP has been stupidly resilient through the whole last month given they have no real earnings or anything

I picked up calls after the offering and sold them today for 30% gain

might be good for a short play into earnings but i wouldn't want to hold through earnings... mild winter for CO, UT and CA

Well I’m certainly not selling for a loss.

I BELIEVE THAT SHE WILL WIN

Here’s how Bernie can still win

Panic is over boys, i bought some spy put FDs, moon inbound

We r muun bound

Assuming it recovers in the time frame you remain liquid

People held AMD and RAD so I’m prepared not to off myself.

But you get four with 20 and that's the perfect amount

This is correct. No wonder MCD was up. They have been shorting OP sauces for his entire life.

Thanks, I’ll just see myself out

And stay out!!!

https://imgur.com/gallery/w4sojxe

Why do you fucking assholes post a gallery of one. It's like calling your single share of MU a portfolio.

How much are you up in the past 6 months?

who said I was up?

Shout out to my man in the comments with that r/quityourbullshit reply

Mr_Trader1

Read Security Analysis, and study it. Then learn options.

Murphy's book?

Nah dude nothing works like you want it to. Why do you think $SNAP has been going up. Geezus this thread doesn't know sarcasm

Lol my b. Was drunk and my financial side came out

and that's us saying that

so that's saying something

A few years back, there was a time when the market cap of BBRY (now BB) went under the book value of the cash on hand that the company had. Just imagine that. I no longer trust that book value is ever the bottom of the stock price and I'm writing this as a warning to you.

The market can be irrational something something panic sell.

Agreed. I think it should include Fox though. Even though those guys are asses it would add to this bot's credibility as one trying to capture the story from every point of view.

No. There are plenty of conservative newspapers (Wall Street Journal, The Hill, The Chicago Tribune, The Economist) that actually publish retractions when they make mistakes. Fox just deletes the story and pretends it never happened.

just in the pants

How European models are you fucking these days?

welcome home

In another month i'll still be saying the same thing.

Key here is so far.

prescient

They do that a lot. When Cohen publicly admitted he paid Stormy Daniels, the article was up for a couple hours (people still commented 'I smell bullshit'), disappeared, and nothing else ever came up. They censor even true events.

But i thought those maga peeps were all bout m'free speech and no censorship??

No, you're thinking of seraphs. Tariffs are a type of old card commonly used in fortune telling.

No, you're thinking of Tarot. Tariffs are a slight projection from the end of letters in certain typefaces.

That's what I said, dude

So two idiots that emphatically bitch about people who bitch don't even realize they're saying the same shit...and it's patently false. Either the worst trolls or the dumbest our race has to offer.

The Donald has 579,602 retards and Late Stage Capitalism has 260,397 retards so The Donald has 2.23x more retards.

Underrated comment

You need to be cautious about your tax consequences going forward. For example I had 500 shares of $AAPL that I scooped up in 2000ish and my calls say get 'called' I would have to realize the capital gains in that year.. So use your retirement account :)

Good advice. Thank you. I don’t think I can open a retirement account until I’m 21, so I will keep that in mind.

Jokes on you I’ve already hung myself

hanged*

boot soup goes great with rat tails

I'm going long on rat and squirrel.

Here’s how Bernie can still win

Here's how hard those tendies hit the floor

Tl;dr South Africa is trying as hard as it can to become the new Zimbabwe

Amazing how little coverage that is getting.

just sold me on options trading

It's fun and you'll definitely get hooked. I've only traded options for about 2 years now and I don't even want to fuck with regular stocks any more

This honestly seems like a half decent idea except for the fact this is shameless self promotion. Change your username, you will be far better off advertising here.

Thank you for complimenting the idea. At the moment, it is our policy to only post under our company name.

Mmm, yes, bond performance has been stellar this year.

I mean like short them or whatever, idk man I just know higher yields = shittier stocks

Still lost money on MU though

My expiry date is in 2030. I’m still optimistic.

I check every hour because I get a dopamine rush when I see all green. When I see red my adrenaline levels boost and I reeeee.

LONG on REEE

Bought my first contract today, $SPX 3/16 $2700 CALL BABY. We're going to rebound right back up, trust my beginners luck. Options are pretty simple, just read some shit then buy one and observe it. My understanding of them has doubled today after buying my first one.

Stock market crash confirmed.

He’s become self aware

I think he thinks Autistic means Stupid. His dad would know if he was Autistic.

Now go to the basement, wear the goat mask and be ready on all fours when I come down

And quit neighing like your mother, she wears the horse mask you wear the goat one- get it straight!

He doesnt prescribe to Julius and Augusts’ bullshit

We only fuck with the Greeks. Hail Sepocrates

The MoviePass is at least 1B

Agree bought more long calls today

Thanks, I wasn't expecting the trade war to start. BA get's hit twice, on aluminium and China buys all its planes from Airbus. But hey I still got a week maybe DJT will start a war or something.

I’m long BA and having a hard time accepting their recent performance.. but there is valid reason for concern. Next week will be another blood bath. Stop loss at 330

Fill me in?

Netflix show

I still don't get it

You need to let me let you help you.

BMW still exports cars to America.

BMW builds more cars in the USA than it sells there. Sure there is some importing and exporting due to different models, but it's still retarded.

I don't know why you're so pissed, just enjoy the newest season of the Apprentice like the rest of us.

Can anyone get me a copy of the apprentice? It is gone! One season is available on DVD and even bit torrent doesn't seed it there must be something in it he really doesn't want us to remember.

Fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck

Fuuuckkk that ffuuuckkking fucker.

No such ticker exists. The shirt is a lie!

I dont care if they sold deep sea fishing lures .....people would buy $wag just to have it.

Y tho

Cuz it’s growing

Seriously when the fuck is canada getting robinhood this is so ridiculous

When your government stops screwing us on trade deals

everyone on reddit is in it

There’s a lot of poor fuckers on reddur too, just head over to any of the socialism subs

Yep, it used to be called a margin telegram.

Ah yes the margin letter

Where is the jpeg asshole

You mean asshole.jpeg?

Shit really? I'm from europe so I don't really know anything about soros. But damn. nflx can go to hell anyway, i sold that shit when it was 280..

Don’t just take some fucking idiots word for something on the internet

*3 years later* shit man it was regular wars I was thinking about my bad

Who knew trade wars could be so complicated?

Gonna have to write that one in my friend

ITS NOT TOO LATE

We only fuck with the Greeks. Hail Sepocrates

Hail Herpes

I’m aware. But I’m saying if both happen Tesla will still suffer

Ol' Musky might relocate to EU. Can you imagine the faggotry that would follow?

This whole sub is pretty much satire

It's refreshingly good at it too.

You're gay one here. SJWs are known cucked faggots.

Your probably Russian in which case you are just being a patriot for your country and who am I to stop you. But just in case you are actually a fellow American, fuck you treasonous bitch.

I don’t think people in the market for Teslas are really concerned about the price of the car

People in the market for 35 - 50k car price (model 3) are concerned about the price of the car . Chances are their interest rate will continue to go up now you can factor in aluminum price rise . To top it off you will see retaliation and since Trump is deciding to attack every country at once they will probably just create joint tariffs back for the sake of their ' National security ' .

Also don't short SNAP, because apparently losing millions of dollars and making your product shitty and unusable is the secret to stock market invincibility.

Yeah fuck that noise, I'm staying away from that artificially propped up piece of shit. Can't believe it was up $1.17 from the low on Friday. Why!? Meanwhile my profitable oil companies in a market where oil prices have gone and are continuing to go up are all down considerably.

you're even more retarded than op. congrats

No shit, that's why I hang out here.

and that.

I'm pretty good at this investing thing... what are the rules again?

2 legit

2 legit 2 quit.

C'mon. I know that obvs happens but given Trump's autism and cronyism, this is at least plausible if not probable.

'two officials said.'. This is called an anonymous source, which a news agency uses when they can't confirm the truth or not. It's a fucking sideshow.

Don't worry...they won't lend you that $1,000 to YOLO on $AMD

I just had a vision of measuring school children for trading aptitude and then putting the best in a school like in enders game.

The european carmakers would just use the opportunity to have the EU impose huge tariffs on US cars as well.

There already are huge tariffs on US cars.

Not a RH as I actually have options. I may have been slightly confused as I have never actually hit that restriction (a man needs to know his limitations). Everything I say is a lie. Except for that and that...

I have RH and options? What's your point? Still losing money the same

You must be fun at the parties you don’t get invited to

oh shit cake fight

Cut taxes during one of the greatest markets in US history. Makes sense /s

For real, if we crash with in the next year it won’t be good because you can’t drop the rate that much

Yes but delete this

How do I delete other people's post

Fuck BNJ, those socialist faggots. Hope they die a horrible death

Socialist? Care to explain?

Sell it all like, tomorrow or like the day before earnings? I bought it in anticipation that it would run up to earnings but I didn't expect it to close in on 50 so far ahead. Now it seems like it has to pull back before then but if it has just pulled back before earnings I think there is a much higher chance of a pop.

It doesn't have to pull back, but it might and it might sit in the low to mid $40's. selling the appreciated options and buying January's gives you plenty of time.

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I only have like 200 shares so I'm just holding it because why not. It could be the next NVDA for all we know.

Well we do know, because actually it turns out NVDA was the next NVDA

You're probably right. IMO it may make sense to wait for a lower VIX. Institutions still playing short VIX, and this being more of a medium to long term thesis, makes sense to wait for a good entry point.

Shorting the VIX is stupid. It’s still a great time to long the VIX right now. Hedge your losses...

Whoa whoa whoa, I thought everybody was gay here. His ‘wife’ is a dude, right?

He can be whatever the fuck you want for a $20

This is probably the right answer. I've said it before and I'll say it again, someone needs to suspend his fucking Twitter account lol.

TWTR will go bankrupt if they ban Trump again

Precisely why I'm not buying in at this point in time unless it breaks $50 and holds its ground. Until then there's considerably more downside than upside.

half the market probably has a limit sell at 49.99

I thought you were the fag but it turns out I was the fag all along. Sorry

We all make mistakes

This sub literally is the robinhood active user base. With some td, and schwab overlords. But No Fucking Vangaurd.

What's wrong with Vanguard? From what I've read index funds have been performing really well, better than hedge funds on average. I've been in my career less than a year and was considering index funds as a good retirement place, so I'd love to know if that's not the case.

This thread is annoying but it's not due to me. And I am definitely not a permabull.

You’re pretty obnoxious

TRADEWARS DOT COM

Lock that up

You admitted to me no more then 2 months ago that you lost half your portfolio trying to trade futures faggot. Don't pretend you didn't now

Some times people will offer you crack not because they want to share their crack but because it will make them feel better about themselves if they aren't the only one smoking crack.

Well I was doubling down on position I had been gaining on, I don't tend to double down on losing positions. So when I had started to lose I was essentially losing double on the way down.

Oh, that sucks, then. I think the real play is to go ahead and take profit at the moment you're tempted to double down. (If you're trading rather than investing, that is.)

Nah thats Halloween colors, they're all blue right now

Just wait till premarket and go all in on UDOW

I don't lose money until I check Robinhood

Wrong, you don't lose it till you sell. Hold till you die.

So what you're saying is buy $GE? Got it.

Puts. Yes.

[here u go daddy ](https://youtu.be/enY771qAmvk)

Thank you ❤

That’s what they said at $21, $18, $16.......

You're right, $0 by the end of the week.

Hey Appblu, I'm not saying I hate you, I just hope you get fingered by Wolverine.

omg

A colorblind cuck who likes pictures that have intense red

should have a pic of your portfolio as background then

Lol dude SOXL has been kicking ass the past few weeks though... up like $50 in the past month

I had bought and sold several times either taking profits or averaging down. I was both up and down as much as 20% in the 3 months I owned the shares. The volatility and amount of attention I had to give to this holding didn't suit my strategy so I was happy to sell the remainder of my shares when they were up just ~1.5%. Importantly, I knew what I wanted to do with capital which was to buy MU. I'm content with my choices.

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all the numbers present and accounted for. Checks out.

China #1 only! No #2!

JD is making headway in Taiwan, and everybody knows Taiwan #1.

Dozens of dollars

But idk how many dollars are there in a dozen.

I would but I have no clue what this stuff means

You're going to get eaten alive. It's good start to invest in meme stocks