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Maybe someone from wallstreetbets can be his new advisor ?

Budget is all in mu calls

lunch break? I made $100 typing this post.

I made $100 reading this post

Wait how did kevin O’leary get into the frame of a wolverine cartoon

Huh? That’s former White House Press Secretary Ari Fleischer.

That's why I'm praying for them

pray harder

Just lost 2.5% aftermarket... what’s going on

Cohn couldn’t handle trumps tariff swings n quit

$BABA isn't the only thing it owns, it's just the most renown. I think you're also underestimating the value on their patents.

Or you are over estimating them

buy n hold till you die?

All-in!

what does that mean? i don't speak canook

all gains are tax free

I'm not sure of anything

I appreciate your honesty. I mean autism.

After-hours sure ain't.

That was after Cohn. My comment was post-meeting, pre-cohn quitting. SPY did go cliff jumping though.

I like that you're so contrarian that you're anti your own perma bear rants

He's the guy in every conversation that disagrees with you even if you are flip flopping. hahaha

That's fine Cameruso, [peace out!](https://www.amazon.com/Giant-Party-Store-Disposable-Helium/dp/B00SV9LQLY)

Savage

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WE DID IT!

Yeah it seems to be trending back up. I don't really see this causing a correction, maybe a dip at worst. Green tomorrow at best.

Sideways at average.

Man, if I made $8.25, I would retire at age 31 and live like a king. You need to cut out the lifestyle inflation if you're not doing well on $8.25 an hour. Cook your own meals at home?

See, it's sad, but I can't tell if this is sarcasm...

They are in options you fucking faggot Jesus fuck you can’t say a single fucking thing right lol

Hope you’re still holding them you twat

D3 is slightly less whored out than Skyrim . I think that game has had the most ports ever. PS3,ps4, ps vr, xbox360,Xbox 1, pc, pc hd, switch . I wonder how long till it’s on iOS and android

You forgot [one](https://www.amazon.com/gp/aw/d/B077F6355B/ref=mp_s_a_1_2?ie=UTF8&qid=1520385453&sr=8-2&pi=AC_SX236_SY340_FMwebp_QL65&keywords=skyrim+vinyl&dpPl=1&dpID=41iVNk0GtFL&ref=plSrch)

Thanks for your sacrifice.

Turns out op was a virgin sacrifice so his puts won

ohhh shiet. I think /VIX should be up at least 10% tomorrow.

it was up like 10% after hours...

Getting raped by the devil for all eternity?

For all eternity until Friday.

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Hahahahaha, be honest, did you know

😎 just remember to take profits 😎

Dump everything into zero day puts at the open.

Inverse this

No puts? Moron. Play both sides bro. This shit was not gonna sideways this week. It was either gonna be full blast green or full on red with the news

No u

It's a double whammy

Just how she likes it

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Solid DD

Reading the news is the DD. Trump just blocked puppy mill investigations for fucks sake, because I guess doing shit people hate is just what we're doing now.

Sell OTM options to the fags on r/wallstreetbets

*looks up... where am I? Oh...

You can still click buy with no teeth

And the blowjobs you give only get better.

So no event can EVER cause any repercussions? You tard.

Yeah, the market just randomly tanked AH because of chaos. Not because Globalist Gary tried his best to talk Trump out of his retarded tariffs but couldn't and then quit. Anybody that tells you things happen for reasons is clearly deluded.

Can we add some sort of flair to this fag (the ppl from Phoenix are Phoenicians type fag) so people know not to engage and waste time with this aggressive autism.

I have come to conclusion that this is fcsmaou’s alt account.

Hey you're not bro!

Buddy pal friend guy

I'm not a Red Pill guy but seriously I think alarm bells go off that she's a trouble making golddigger by looking at her. Donny should have thought this one through a little more.

Wait til you read about the one rendezvous he had in Russia.

Retarded............ Or autistic

Autists would buy swaps

Yeah I feel like it's only a matter of time now after the piece of shit update

teach hs...one of the kids today said new update so much better to their friend, maybe they fixed it?

All money is yolo money

Spoken like a true king.

Chuchuchu01, money always comes and goes, but a life can be lost only once. [Chat right now](https://suicidepreventionlifeline.org/chat/), or call 800-273-8255.

Bad bot

How about: Moon or not moon?

'Why you not moon?'

You double dipping bro?!

Bruh

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This is my last short

I never realized I was spread too thin

Get out when it feels right, at least cover your profits.

What if it never feels right?

Or the guy with a $100k short position on NFLX

/u/JeffyNihao

You can't lose what you don't have... just saying.

hey, whoa... but options... you gotta start thinking with options.

Your'e a little too optimistic about what this sub is capable of

Nah he just can't calculate fractions to save his retarded ass.

No.

Ok, dry is fine too

'restaurant' on a frowny face building

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Restaurant_at_the_End_of_the_Universe

Obviously, you're not a golfer.

Haha are you a real bot? Your post history is astounding.

I want 100% every month

Give me all of your money every month. I will give you 100% of it back.

You got the perfect name tho

FreddieMacDaddy, please is this username available?

Volatility or volume?

volcanoes

pray harder

At least people will bring a bunch of food over after the funeral.

Dude.

But factually accurate, despite being i'm12btw.

Inverse this

Alright zero day calls and puts. You gotta win oneside lol.

Thank you for the thoughtful and thorough reply, I very much appreciate it.

You're welcome. Best of luck in your future gains.

Well did you know that NFLX was almost bankrupt at that time? Their stock was dirt cheap because no one knew if they'd even go on. Maybe your mom was trying to give you guaranteed money while teacher a lesson not gamble it. Go hug your mother you motherfucker!

Tesla is always one year from bankruptcy but that has t stopped it from going up

Nah, yesterday was a bear trap

it's /r/traps all the way down...

K. Buying $44 P 4/20 EXP

De calls! Dey do nutting!

Yeah but they're all 100% in gold so they mostly benefit when markets shit the bed.

That's why they keep plotting one crisis after another.

Well it was. Until you opened your big ass mouth. Had to jinx it didn't you?

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Doubt it. He wears a wolf mask to look less retarded.

Plus it hides the helmet he has to wear

Man - I'm sick of waiting, wtf.

I don't know if it helped but, I changed my risk tolerance survey to 'Please, take all my money!' a couple weeks back.

What if it never feels right?

Wwjd

cause policies affect tendies you dumb fuck!

I dunno man. Most of the people in this subreddit do a good enough job wasting money all on their own, regardless of politics. Hahah

Weed, crypto, and Micron. Duh.

That's pretty much my entire portfolio.

Shit TIL stocks can go up.

amzn gonna blow your goddamn mind

Marty, why is the $mu train stopping ? Hold me

It isn't. It is just fueling up for the next ripper.

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Goodbye

Rookies

Bought now, should I worry?

I dunno man, my last WBS post was also AMD winnings on short term calls. The way it swings inbetween 10-13$ is just so easy to make money.

It works until it doesn’t. Mu was stuck between 42-45 until last week when it went muun bound

He was the only person at this point who didn't crony or buy his way in except Rosenstein I think.

lol

Rumor is Buffet in, another big company take over or an investigation of naked shorts.

HOPEFULLY ALL 3! $25 here we come!

I read this last night and shook my head. That 1.5% savings account is their bread and butter.

1.5% Savings Account is my butter, $NVDA is my Bread.

Holy fuck I love that they tried to make themselves the obvious winner

uhh pretty sure ramp is just memeing my dude

It's almost annoying because I'm only down 2% but it's a mental thing to not close a negative position meanwhile my other meme stocks fly 😂

Load the fuck up. You don't earn good money without patience. Most investors earn more through hold strategies. JD and other chinese stocks could go up at least 50% this year, quote me on it by Dec 31/2018.

cant hold water bottle with one tiny hand

flair checks out.

advise them to all in mu calls

[no regrets](https://imgur.com/gallery/dVJ3O)

Investing in the overall stock market over a 40 year time horizon is pretty 'safe'. Barring economic calamity where we are all fucked anyway the market will be up.

Even 10 years is safe. Spy including divs never lost money over 10 years.

that must be tailored towards poeple specifically in personalfinance, i've never heard of too much credit being bad.

It is bad at first caz each time u open a card your credit take a hit. After about a year it recovers and improves ur score

Life would be much more interesting if we could buy options on other countries as a whole

U can buy puts on country etf

Hey Leherpinderpin, [peace out!](https://www.amazon.com/Giant-Party-Store-Disposable-Helium/dp/B00SV9LQLY)

Bitch ass bot

Index plays? Or individual stocks

Uvxy and vix calls

Oh look at you and your fancy channels. Do those stream on youtube? Couldnt find it last time but then again I am retarded.

Download ThinkorSwim (or use Trade Architect, which is like the shitty web version of ToS), you get live CNBC in the program.

I’m trying. But my hands are too sticky.

Inside-her trading.. I’m reporting this to the SEC

V is definitely not an overshadowed one. Great business model, solid dividend. It basically prints money.

Agreed

Real talk haters gonna comment on every comment you make, post proof or get an alt account named asspimples or some shit

Lol

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o4Yd0M7m8GY

This was pretty dope. Thanks for sharing.

U was so high when u came to get that ounce I didn't even think you'd catch on fam. That's my bad. Come get ya money.

Aight, cool. My Uncle Leo says he needs to recharge his stingray before he gives me a ride because we get bad reception inside.

yes plz

Lol what’s even your position in MU right now?

But with such a specific price and and tie frame, why.p not buy some weekly puts

More hopefuls thinking than anything. I’d still think it’ll drop back to 50 before goin much past 55

i dont get it

He was being a dick. The gril didn't speak English.

when are they due

Friday. Shit still hasnt even dropped below 18

If 400 dollars is your play money then your real account must still be kinda sad. Not hating because I'm poor too but just sayin

My deal with my wife is once it gets to $1000 I pull $800 out and pay my student loan payments. Few more months and I’ll be debt free. TD is like 56k all tucked away in a mutual

I agree with this douchebag

I'm so glad we've improved from faggotry to douchedom

They gots lots of other resorts. I’m riding it into earnings bareback I guess. Wish me luck.

Tahoe is their 2nd highest grossing area

Internet adds have gone to shit

So has the spelling for 'ads'.

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He’s the only person to care about trade deficits. No economists give a shit since lots of imports are a sign of a strong economy with lots of demand.

He seems to think trade deficit = debt. I really don’t get it...he went to a good business school and this is an entry level concept. I think it’s just pandering to the 30% of the country who still support him.

What the hell were these 1000 engineers doing anyway? It's a social networking app ffs.

Yeah, can't believe they needed 10000 engineers for this

Ramp capital is one of the funniest finance memers out there, bar none.

is the bar none because there aren't any other ones