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[INST] Quality... I'm stealing it for later [/INST] This was made by u/itsokayyoucanlaugh so you'd actually be stealing it from them.

[INST] A company that provides a service that everyone else provides for free. I feel like some of these tech companies know they are on a dead end street and an IPO is their version of yolo'ing. [/INST] true, though Dropbox does it far better than everybody else

[INST] Lol, to be a fly on the wall in the home of one of the adults who obsess over that game... [/INST] You'd just hear a lot of left clicking

[INST] How did aprn pass the first round [/INST] Autism

[INST] You're drunk, go home. Edit: GRAMMAR [/INST] You're home, go drunk

[INST] Damn. This is the only thing that makes sense about all of it. But we our fucking our own families over and making them poor because our government wants to overspend.... Fuck [/INST] Governments want inflation as well so that they can make good on their debts

[INST] Dead? or no assets? [/INST] Yes

[INST] What you order? [/INST] Chicken Alfredo. Delicious but not meant for sharing with everyone within 3 feet of us.

[INST] Most likely because they have friends to catch the money they are throwing. [/INST] So we just need to find the companies that are likely friends!

[INST] If you actually told him that and he continued to do it, he's a special kind of idiot. [/INST] One could even say he’s autistic.

[INST] That just means you have an extra 1.5% to put into MU calls. [/INST] If by MU calls you mean reinvest it into Ally Savings

[INST] DFEN, son. [/INST] Yeah! DFEN not giving a fuck today

[INST] Probably when the pedestrian darted out into traffic. [/INST] Death by suicidal leap into traffic without looking. Fucking idiotic lady.

[INST] A lot of people think they should. Would increase margins significantly while locking down future memory tech that would give them a competitive advantage (for the first time since Jobs died). But MU would be very expensive and AAPL doesn’t make big acquisitions [/INST] What about buying up a sizable stake? I don't think apple has ever done that , but it could be their first.

[INST] The Disappointments Room had a really crappy stalemate ending. [/INST] The Disappointments Room is what we in the film industry call theaters screening DC films.

[INST] > Authorities have released the name of the woman who was killed in Monday morning's accident. Sarah Connor, 28 [/INST] I want to believe

[INST] I really loved the ending. In the end you realize there’s no getting rid of the Babadook. You can’t fight it and it can’t be ignored. What’s more terrifying than life long pain? Really? [/INST] Videos shot in portrait mode

[INST] All those ones are the kids of government employees ironically haha. [/INST] How do you know? Have you spoken to any of them? Everyone seems to know who these kids are, and yet no one seems to personally speak to them...

[INST] R [/INST] A

[INST] If the inflation rate was .5 percent or maybe even .25 percent. It would make alot more sense. Even when investing... You can't save yourself from the stock market crash. What the fuck do you do then? 2 percent is fucking way too high of an inflation rate. Seriously.... It is. [/INST] Compared to what man? Relax, human kind has like 200 years of a modern economy, we are doing the best we can.

[INST] Yes. [/INST] cool. thanks

[INST] its called a straddle you dumb mother fucker. [/INST] but what if it's a strangle you fag

[INST] Kinda scary we browse the same subs. Jesus christ, I might actually be autistic! 🐸 [/INST] Ay we just like to have a good time man. Gotta find the humor in life.

[INST] aw damn [/INST] Lol I had to figure out the 50% dip this morning too don't feel bad

[INST] > Calls on ORCL RIP. [/INST] haha, I've been busy these days, completely forgot to buy them. Thanks brain I guess. Damn they would've turned worthless. This makes me really wanna sell my Micron calls.

[INST] I mean, there are other metrics too... [/INST] You're talking about P/E right? My brain can't comprehend too many numbers.

[INST] Yes it is. Are you stupid? I can see them right outside my window. [/INST] I love this sub so much.

[INST] That's what he sayed [/INST] But why he doed it.

[INST] hold on, don't parentheses mean *negative*? [/INST] He has no debt except the $4.97 paid off house car and no student loans. He is well off.

[INST] I don’t understand how you broke even on the call [/INST] Oh well, i hedged with puts, so i gained more than i lost. havent sold the call yet so i may still lose more, but not more than i earned yesterday. Bought 3 puts.

[INST] Hahaha [/INST] HAHAHAHA

[INST] Thats a negative ghostrider. Every quarter that passes with good guidance is the cyclical meme getting one step closer to dying. You price Micron like a company that isnt C Y C L I C A L and we're looking well north of $100 a share. Doesnt mean you cant go buy some faggy D puts though... never trust the market to be rational [/INST] Whats the cycle tho? How does chip demand ebb and flow? I mostly stay in healthcare related stuff so I am a bit of a tech noob.

[INST] Reddit is going to go up if they do an IPO. Any platform that can be used as a way to program human brain thinking into a state of hivemind is going to go up. Globalists buy that shit up. Reddit is not as bad as Facebook or Snapchat but I still probably won't buy it. [/INST] If you use the internet and access information from all corners of the world, you're a globalist, albeit one in denial. Everyone with internet access and money supports globalism by default, only actual retards are against it whilst using it.

[INST] I’m long TSLA I bet you out there there are 2 CEOs who don’t drive themselves to work... [/INST] Out of curiosity, what's your cost base on tesla? I like the company but it's not worth 300+ yet to my eyes so I've been reluctant to buy

[INST] Are you retarded? 500:1 leverage means if you're trading $10,000 you're controlling $5,000,000. So a 0.1% move would mean you gained or lost 50% of your portfolio. A 0.2% move would double your account or give you a total loss. Some currencies can move 1% in a day. If that happens you'd make $50,000. Or you'd owe your broker $40,000. [/INST] Does the broker liquidate if your loss is = or > your account balance?

[INST] Hasn't been above $17.5 in about 3 years. [/INST] something about past performance does not reflect future performance

[INST] Congrats on the gains. Are you planning on using options more often now or were you just trying to take advantage of the decent dip that happened yesterday? [/INST] Thanks! I plan on using them more over the long term, since I'm still learning as I go. I will definitely attempt to capitalize on any large market dips in tech, but beyond such events, I can be patient :)

[INST] Wrong words. [/INST] Uhhh candlesticks bro. Here comes the post lunch boost. *cough*

[INST] > Soon no one is buying anything and businesses close. Imagine how many tendies I can buy if I don't eat for a year! What if we scaled the inflation target to population growth? (Or is that where they get 2%?) [/INST] I don't rememberer where they get the 2% figure from my classes :/ We hardly ever hit their target rate anyways tho. Like they've been aiming at 2% for 10 years and been at like 1%

[INST] does 2 day theta actually matter when most of the premium is coming from IV? [/INST] Facts

[INST] Human trial you dicktwat. More important than P3. P3 guaranteed at this stage. SMHHHHHH [/INST] Not guaranteed, but P3 does have higher success rate than P2. P2: 31% P3: 58% FDA/NDA: 85%

[INST] You know shit is fucky when a 3x leveraged fund is the safest place to be. /s [/INST] Government spending is pretty consistent.

[INST] Thanks! but I don't wanna diversify, I just wanna invest in their Skynet and robot dogs department. [/INST] Easy, 90% AMZN; 10% BOTZ+ All in margin . Or just all in BOTZ

[INST] Or bad trade tariff policy. [/INST] Tariff will work itself out. Merica don't lose

[INST] Big if true. Average autism going down? [/INST] The autism is never going down

[INST] #legogate [/INST] #methree

[INST] wow i can't believe so many commies are in WSB. Socialist countries also genocide all people with down syndrome. https://www.lifesitenews.com/opinion/babies-with-down-syndrome-deserve-love-not-eradication Would American health insurance rates go down if we mandated abortion of people with major defects? Absolutely. [/INST] It's not commies, it's non-retards. Incidentally, you seem to be neither.

[INST] So samesies right? [/INST] ...I like you.

[INST] Yes it does you autistic piece of shit [/INST] Says the helmet wearing pants - shitter.

[INST] starting to reconsider the life choices that led me to this moment. [/INST] Just got options today! So the breakeven price is 186.50? I’m long on FB, hope it bounces back strong!

[INST] Same. I thought this was a meme stock. No clue what’s driving it up. Bail before earnings maybe? [/INST] Definitely bail before earnings

[INST] His autistic cousin [/INST] got the test results back turns out youre got an extra half dozen chromosomes and youre not toilet trained

[INST] Why would you ever NOT be triple levered though? [/INST] tendie shipment required cash on hand

[INST] Go check out a grad school program in stem. 1/2 will be Indians 1/2 will be Chinese and 2 or 3 will be token white guys [/INST] yerp fucking yerp source: stem fag spent a lot of time in office hours because i have 3 brain cells on a good day

[INST] the breach (or lack thereof) isnt' the problem, it's the endemic idiocy of fb for knowingly allowing it. If they are on the hook for anything it will be that. they have been trending negative in public opinion for years now, this is the sort of catalyst that can spike that downwards, esp. if people start associating fb=drumpf. [/INST] > it's the endemic idiocy of fb for knowingly allowing it. It's not FB allowing it, it's the users who explicitly allowed 3rd parties access to their personal data. This has been going on since Facebook launched apps 10 years ago. Obama used this data during his election campaign, as did Hillary. Only difference here is that it's connected to Drumpf by 5 degrees of separation instead of the socially accepted 6 degrees.

[INST] Such trivial information though, if you really cared you would remember yourself instead of having something else store that information for you. I’m all for what Facebook has given us in terms of social connectivity, but there’s no denying that in the last 10 years it’s metastasized into something that few people feel good talking about. I hear it from everyone who uses it. We all are preaching the same thing, but it’s laziness and our own egos that keep us from moving on to something better. [/INST] >Such trivial information though, if you really cared you would remember yourself instead of having something else store that information for you. This is how I unironically feel about photographs

[INST] Whatsapp < Signal Rift < Vive [/INST] wtf is signal.

[INST] The guy is expressing concerns about how his money will last in the final 20 years of his life - and your suggesting investing?? Old people are supposed to shift their money from stocks to bonds and cash as they near retirement. By the time you retire, it should be nearly 100% cash and short term bonds. With people talking about negative rates in the next recession, this doesn't help old people with cash or bonds only. [/INST] I don't think you want to be 100% bonds when you retire, unless you are retiring very close to your anticipated death. More like 50% or 70% bonds.

[INST] Like when you put a belt around your kneck and tug hard before climax so you pass out right at the special moment? [/INST] yaes bos

[INST] That and humans can't understand deflation. You stop spending money, if money is expected to appreciate in value. [/INST] The real problem with deflation is that you need to reduce wages. That will infuriate people even if they are still getting paid a larger real wage, because we hate when numbers go down. People would rather make $50,000 with $50,000 of buying power in today's dollars than make $45,000 with $60,000 of buying power in today's dollars if last year's salary was $48,000.

[INST] End of the Week [/INST] How many though? I did a few for the end of the month

[INST] fAgGoTs DeLiGhTs [/INST] y u spillin secrets snitch

[INST] No problem [/INST] Not sure how we would do it but I'm down

[INST] But why he doed it. [/INST] why do you even need to ax?

[INST] C’mon gimme a hint [/INST] the...wall...street

[INST] It's not commies, it's non-retards. Incidentally, you seem to be neither. [/INST] So do you support of mandatory abortions of downies if it means cheaper government healthcare?

[INST] Better than losing money like a bunch of people on WSB do. Plus, should SQ hit $80 like I think it can, it will be a 340%+ return. They are Jan 2019 calls, so they have a lot of time to keep going up. $100 would be a 696%+ return. I know what I'm doing. You also have to look at where the price was on that day. It went down a lot after unfortunately. If I averaged down, would be up way more [/INST] Hypothetically, I could have made a lot more money on my options trades afforded the ability of hindsight, too, nitwit. Maybe next time you make 100% gains on your options lie and say it took 2 weeks so we don't laugh immediately. Really, all we care about is that you continue to hold them and they expire worthless. It's inevitable.

[INST] o yeah i mean i love yolos but you gotta take your losses like a man [/INST] If you think this sub exists to take your losses like a man, you don't deserve to be on this sub.

[INST] up .4% after hours? [/INST] Was up 3.5% last I saw

[INST] And it's free [/INST] Also depending on what you are doing it's good enough. Unless you are day trading there is no need to use a better broker.

[INST] Also V worried that Uncle Jerome is going to bend us over tomorrow and fuck our souls out of our bodies. Sigh lol. [/INST] Right lol guess we wait and see

[INST] Could you elaborate on your reasons for thinking that the best-performing chip name in the S&P 500 year to date, with a P/E below 10, universal buy recommendations from all analysts, and massive institutional open call interest is about to tank? Which semi co. would you replace it with? [/INST] The dude is some all faggot

[INST] Most people arguing against me don't get that I never said don't do AI. What I want is regulation and I don't want them to Beta test it in my city. Bring it out when it is ready for prime time. And we do need laws about AI driving... [/INST] > I don't want them to Beta test it in my city. Still though, if even those beta versions of self-driving cars are, say, more reliable than real cars (hehe), isn't there then something to be said in favour of accepting them?

[INST] Where are you getting information on their studies schedule? [/INST] Google alerts. Business wire and their website.

[INST] That's a nice username you've got there [/INST] That’s a nice mom you got there

[INST] MuleSoft already up 30% today, so I guess I missed the boat to buy right? .... [/INST] yes u poorfag

[INST] Well let me start off by saying: you came to the right fucking place for solid, research backed investing advice that you know you can rely on. And let me end right there. [/INST] [buuuuut...](https://media2.giphy.com/media/3o6MbnAJgEBGFKRoze/giphy.gif)

[INST] I think he's refering to the DDR and German communism, not the nazi time. [/INST] ¿Por qué no los dos?

[INST] something about past performance does not reflect future performance [/INST] You're a faggot and you're fucked.

[INST] Do you go as far as to calculate their decision trees? [/INST] Lol..well, in all honesty I'm yet to try any 'machine learning' on my own investments..but decision trees or an ensemble approach having random forest can very well work here...the irony is that I work in a Data Engg. Organization. 😌

[INST] GEt Fooked. [/INST] It can’t get any lower!!!

[INST] I bought Oracle Puts last night so I grabbed 300% off those. If I lose it so be it - I’d rather ride it to 150 lol [/INST] How'd you know bb

[INST] Who said I do? But I have to, otherwise I would never go out... [/INST] My point is that you're putting trust into random people already. It's no different.

[INST] We’re talking about savings accounts, not bonds. My last savings account had a .03% return, clearly, this shit compared to 1.4%. [/INST] My point is that there is no reason to put money in a savings account when you can get a guaranteed higher rate in bonds. It's basically like having money under your mattress.

[INST] Beats google but still less then walmart lol [/INST] Walmart has tried to be amazon for the last 6 years They can't

[INST] I wouldn't worry about long term damage. My friends who now want to boycott FB say they will just use Instgram instead. So, FB isn't losing any users haha [/INST] The real threat is the call for regulation.

[INST] Same at .12 [/INST] Whoopsy-doodle. Guess I should have gone this route instead of my speculative lithium play from Quebec. Management is more focused on escargot and baguettes than getting funded.

[INST] If only we knew, i wish you luck my dude. I got 60 shares at 238.80 yesterday. Was really hoping they would close above 250 after that crazy rally. The resistance at 250 has been a killer. [/INST] Good job on getting shares below 240. They're heading in the right direction. RTX technology was reason for today's rally.

[INST] WhatsApp is also huge thing from Facebook with more than 1.5 billion active users worldwide (somehow not that popular in the US). [/INST] Probably cause it’s gay

[INST] [okay](https://d2gg9evh47fn9z.cloudfront.net/800px_COLOURBOX3658030.jpg) [/INST] Got me!

[INST] Yep, surprised this sub isn't paying more attention to this stock. Seems legit to skyrocket a few times more in the upcoming year. [/INST] That would be an educated bet and that's not what WSB is about.

[INST] i'm beginning to wonder if they're rolling it out to different types of people to basically run an experiment on which type of person is the most/least successful. then they can further target certain types of users for different products, marketing, etc. [/INST] From what I heard somewhere else, it might be regional (country, state, etc.) I live in the Northeast of the United States and got approved last week on Thursday.

[INST] Too hard to get talent in EU. Labor laws r insane compared to over here [/INST] Hmmm...really? Explain please. Europe is just a weird place in my mind. They always reminded me of something like Napoleon (not the short Frenchmen) Dynomite's jock uncle who relives their former glory as the swinging dick of days gone by but are increasingly just a joke to the world while their old bitch boi America is now a hulking alpha male rich genius and Asia which used to be a retarded cousin is now some sexy ass bitch that pick pockets people.

[INST] IF THE PRICE OF A LONG IS THE SAME AS THE PRICE OF 5 FDs, THEN YOU SHOULD JUST PLACE FIVE FD TRADES AND REAP THE PROFITS come at me bruh, you welcome * 5 FD trades at different weeks of course, im no degenerate gambler [/INST] As always the real investment advice is in the comments

[INST] You can start utilizing those *sucking* skills then [/INST] You sucking?

[INST] Haha you do you, but with the fed report coming tomorrow too, I'm not touching it until it leaves the news cycle and levels out a bit [/INST] I'm all in baby. Sold MU. Sold TWMJF. Sold NVDA. ALL ON FB!

[INST] How you feelin? [/INST] Like a boss

[INST] the goal is to hit life-time levels of tax write-offs. Ultimate tax-cheat yo! [/INST] If he keeps those returns up he will probably end up killing himself in the next 6 years. So mission accomplished?

[INST] What were the settings? [/INST] - Speculative - 7 or more years - I'm an expert - Keep all / buy more - Sale of business or property - Liquidity not important I put assets and income mostly between 100k and 500k, but wasn't prescribed.

[INST] Good thing they own insta then [/INST] It's amazing how many people in this sub don't know that.