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[INST] Hope ya didn't sell brotha [/INST] Sold my 10 x 115 calls from 800 to 3k and bought 10 x 120 calls at 1k. Idk how options work and it was too tempting to not take the cash out then. Should I just straight up by 130 calls?

[INST] Using what as an example? MySpace? [/INST] I will have you know that I still have my Friendster and Xanga accounts.

[INST] I was agreeing with you and amplifying [/INST] > amplifying This is how we reach peak autism lads.

[INST] LMAO FUCKING CUCK, WITH SPREADS YOU WOULD STILL LOSE THE INITIAL INVESTMENT, YOU JUST RISKED LESS INITIALLY TO KNEECAP YOUR POTENTIAL GAINS [/INST] Faggot it’s literally semantics at this point. You buy 5k in fb calls. That’s your initial investment. You become a scared cuck about losing it all so you sell 2.5k in higher strike fb calls as downside protection, essentially limiting your initial 5k to a 2.5k loss if shit goes south. Ya the gains r kneecapped but if you can’t stomach losing 5k you do that instead. What you said is literally the same shit.

[INST] http://www.businessinsider.com/valeant-business-model-2014-6 [/INST] It’s not funny if you have to explain the joke...

[INST] You mean like Google+? When's the last time you logged in? I'm saying people have tried and failed SNAP is the closest, but they're gonna lose to Instagram At most you can say Google is a competitor through ad revenue, but FB still owns social media [/INST] I see it differently. Where do you spend most of your time on the web? Is it Facebook, Reddit, snap, Twitter, YouTube? Which one of these grabs your attention the most? I bet you put more time into YouTube and reddit combined than you do through Facebook. Guess who owns YouTube? Facebook doesn’t own anymore than what they can’t afford to lose and that’s people. What happens when people stop using Facebook for something different?

[INST] Spoilers [/INST] No spoilers if you don't know King Robert

[INST] It looks lile it is, logo in side. Probably building Jeff's private army to take literally do a hostile over of Alibaba. [/INST] Papa Ma is practicing Kung Fu for that day.

[INST] They integrated Google Pay today and Hydropothecary signed with Shopify to sell all their online weed. Now Shopify gets 1% for all weed sales in Ontario and Quebec. [/INST] So SHOP is now a weed stock...?

[INST] y u spillin secrets snitch [/INST] Ban him

[INST] https://i.imgur.com/aiEJH.gif [/INST] There is no safe haven lmao Reddit and then this sub is next!

[INST] So SHOP is now a weed stock...? [/INST] Indirectly... I guess it is

[INST] Gl with that, people will still use the service long term, but the bad PR and uproar will tank it at least for tomorrow. [/INST] What can you use to replace fb? Google +? The closest replacement for fb is instragram which is owned by fb.

[INST] Oh buddy I’m talking pre IPO unlisted Securites. Like AngelListBets [/INST] Gotcha, none. Be huge if you can start one up. Usually companies want less investors/option plays for max funding and launch. Goos luck to you, fag.

[INST] don't be mean now, this is safe place for all faggots and cucks [/INST] I once called my uncle u/personalfinance 'cute'. It was 'acute' surprise

[INST] Nope. Armed school resource officer put the shooter down, and rightfully so. Probably won’t see that on CNN [/INST] Haha just on CNN in twitter. They said they didn’t know if it was self inflicted. Dude sounds like a badass so you’re probably right.

[INST] What does that tell you? Teenagers should be able to live out on their own? [/INST] It says the vast majority are not teenagers, like you claimed, and suggests that if these older workers have more money in their pocket they may use it to provide for their families and that could include eating fast food when that option might not have been something they could do before due to lack of funds. I can't tell if you're a troll or an idiot. Or both.

[INST] why 4/20s and not the 4/27s? Won't there be more of a run up with earnings on 4/26? [/INST] That's what I'm thinking

[INST] Penny stocks are fun, it goes up half a cent you are up $100 [/INST] You misunderstood stocks

[INST] But then you have a sunken cost and you won't ever use the profits.. I probably missed the joke [/INST] I was trying to one-up the retardedness of OP but then you had to go and outdo me.

[INST] What the fuck you 2, and the highest rated comments? What the fuck [/INST] Haters gonna hate

[INST] 'I'm Rupert Murdoch, billionaire tyrant!' [/INST] if you're Rupert Murdoch, prove it

[INST] Nothing yet, will keep you updated . [/INST] Thx brobro

[INST] Tell them, u make 100k, have 1 mil , and have 20 years of trading exp. worked for fidelity [/INST] Problem is you cannot rise from level two to three after being assigned two I read. Lameeeee

[INST] $SPX @ 0.55 ETHEREUM December 2018. [/INST] So do I uhhh..hmm $MU closing price March 24 2018?

[INST] Yeah but you can get protein by eating meat. Why the fuck do I want to eat a plant that's going to fill my body up with an estrogen like hormone. Fuck that. Soybeans are worthless. If your poor... Your better off raising chickens and eatting eggs and chickens for protein. [/INST] soybeans actually make you more masculine because the 'estrogen' soybeans have block actual estrogen your body has.

[INST] Buddy, the S&P, Dow, and Nasdaq, along with the Nikkei futures all jump around and usually up in the market open and close. Not to mention, they never trade sideways and all you need to do is get in and up a few ticks and then out.. [/INST] You sound like someone who has rarely ever traded futures. I agree with getting in and out quickly, but never assume they don't do something.

[INST] wtf is signal. [/INST] https://www.signal.org/ Edit: It's open source, free, and supported by grants/donations. Compared to whatsapp, which has had some scary privacy problems for years: https://www.theguardian.com/technology/2016/aug/25/whatsapp-backlash-facebook-data-privacy-users

[INST] You're forgetting the best feature. It let's you see how many RH users own a particular stock. One crazy fucker owns a BRK.A share. Edit: make that 2 crazy mofo's [/INST] You must have missed the post, there are now two.

[INST] If he’s outside (say at a public park) using the robinhood app (tm), is it really insider trading? [/INST] 10

[INST] No... the way the fairy tale has always been explained to me revolves around labor shortages causing the increased wages (supply and demand). Mysterious inflation that appears out of nowhere is not the proper thing on which to base economic theory [/INST] That is one of the views, but if you look at it historically, increased wages come after the inflation. Inflation doesn't come out of nowhere, it comes out of the money supply growing faster than the underlying economy

[INST] Don't eat the whole thing in one sitting. You'll get a stomach ache. [/INST] And your mom will freak out when she changes your diaper.

[INST] The autism is never going down [/INST] We are like the market. Always going up

[INST] k [/INST] SMH puts

[INST] Me too thanks! [/INST] I also am a faggot.

[INST] Dude sears in my local mall is hiring. And JC penny is putting in a new makeup store. They just refuse to die [/INST] Once old people stop going to JCP and Macy's, then they'll finally close up shop. Surprised Amazon hasn't just bought Simon Malls all cash just to hurry the process up.

[INST] Won’t that just accelerate inflation? Just unchecked growth? [/INST] THEN WE SEE MORE OF DEM GREEN TING

[INST] I'm making $125.00 for participating in a kinesiology study and I'm gonna use the money and put it all on black in the casino. [/INST] You're living on the edge. I like that.

[INST] It's amazing how many people in this sub don't know that. [/INST] 'losing users to themselves'

[INST] I really like the visuals on tastyworks. Super informative. [/INST] I dont understand their curve system, i'm sure i could if i tried, but...

[INST] Pitch my tent [/INST] Just don't pitch the bitch

[INST] Well just so you know, UK NHS is getting squeezed pretty hard atm. It's gonna collapse [/INST] Holy fuck quit droning on and take your autistic screeching to The Donald.

[INST] What I'm saying is in all likeliness that has consequences that go above just calories and being a fatass. [/INST] ok and im saying go ask a nutritionist what they think

[INST] why dont you just apply to a real broker? [/INST] Because $1 every time you buy a stock really adds up when you only have $200.

[INST] Ooo, ooo, and ask them why they consistently downgrade a stock with great fundamentals and unbeatable yoy growth just because they compete with a flailing company they own a ton of stock in [/INST] Ah flailing companies.. gotta love those.

[INST] what i roll: $FATE $INO $SGMO $JUNO $CELG $GILD $CRSP $EDIT real men go beyond $MU and $AMD. [/INST] GILD, MRK, PFE have all been good to me.

[INST] Walmart has tried to be amazon for the last 6 years They can't [/INST] They didn't really start trying until a couple years ago when they started moving pretty heavily towards online. They've done well after acquiring Lore. Still a long ways to go though.

[INST] 100% agreed. People like me who rode it down from $19/20 and saw $16 as a very good exit point yesterday. [/INST] Yea, I really wanted Snap to fill that big dirty gap at 14.30 while I still held my puts but I figured it would go a little run before trying to break through it so I switched to calls. Im extremely confident that gap will fill, so Ill be keeping watch for a good time to short again. Im thinking 2 weeks.

[INST] Im gonna bet on selling 2 or 3 days in [/INST] Or day 2 puts...am I doing this right?

[INST] Gotta be expensive, no? [/INST] Yes but better safe than sorry. Learned from mu to not play short term. Leaps still give like 4x leverage compared to stock and only moderately more risk

[INST] You have no idea what a Bloomberg terminal does do you? [/INST] He probably doesn't. But neither do I, so he sounds really smart to me!

[INST] I bought 100 shares yesterday at 162. I'm right there with you homie. [/INST] perfect timing

[INST] Haha I was thinking the same but wasn't sure if there were more degenerates like myself. Not holding AAPL calls but am holding very far OTM SPY calls that have shit the bed that I should have sold when in the green but of course I was out when we had the pullback last Tuesday. [/INST] That's fair. What are you thinking medium term? I took profits on part of my AAPL position in early January (before the peak). Was planning on buying back in after a 'correction,' but then pussied out after things tanked in February (really hating my lack of balls on that one). The 172/173 level seems like it has some solid support, just not sure if I should go with May calls or July calls. Your thoughts?

[INST] yeah I've looked at spy I scalp it every day. [/INST] Then you would know I’m almost at Strike ;)

[INST] Perfect! Sorry I didn't just Google this, hate asking stupid questions that can be answered with a simple search query. [/INST] nice site, live data? free?

[INST] Full disclosure I closed all of my contracts for a 31.16% gain ($1,892) I'm a pussy but I'm still eating tendies tonight. [/INST] Whatt?!?! SPY is blowing up!!! I’m up 170%

[INST] Fb has enough money to hire really good lawyers. The punishment for carelessness won't be as severe as it's portrayed now, if any. [/INST] It's not carelessness, it's working as intended

[INST] $KYS [/INST] been long that

[INST] Up 80% rn, got fucked this week no tendies to sell covered puts [/INST] 😢my sympathies. Anyway yeah either way going long was the winning idea here, so thrilled makin' moola

[INST] Weak. [/INST] no u

[INST] Probably their Best Buy so far. Poor cuck who sold it. Instragram is easily worth 20 billion and is probably the closest thing to a competitor fb has [/INST] Guy who sold it would probably be in the same situation that SNAP is in right now. No clue how to monetize, no capital to buyout/imitate competitors, and threatened with beginning a dying fad. IMO Instagram fell off in popularity for a few years started regaining traction back in 2016

[INST] he'll be fine in the long run [/INST] exactly. and im up 400 already so im gucci

[INST] Once old people stop going to JCP and Macy's, then they'll finally close up shop. Surprised Amazon hasn't just bought Simon Malls all cash just to hurry the process up. [/INST] Macy’s is popular with millennial women. Macy’s is on an upswing too, with heavy investment in their online platform helping them maintain a foothold in retail. They also have a Thanksgiving parade. They ain’t going nowhere.

[INST] http://i.magaimg.net/img/2wt6.jpg [/INST] I have to click on that to get the message you're trying to convey, and since we aren't friends and I accord you the same respect I do the bowel movement I left in the toilet this morning, I'm not going to. Seriously, that url has Maga right in it, you dense motherfucker.

[INST] For protection is it better to sell calls or buy puts? [/INST] I sell calls. At least I get a credit while limiting profit. Buying puts is more expensive (consider it like an insurance premium) but had higher reward potential and risk (aka expires at zero)

[INST] 4g in 2018? Definitely #3. [/INST] What do you use?

[INST] Perfect choice then, 65? [/INST] I sold a 65. I honestly don't see it running up 8% after earnings. Maybe by end of month, but we'll see. I still can buy it back at a profit as long as it doesn't get up to 65.91

[INST] On the plus side, everything is lubed up and ready to go. [/INST] Flip side, unlike my dick fb is primed to shoot back up

[INST] Great one. I put Facebook because of the news and definitely regret that, I should've continued to bet against Apple. [/INST] Yeah they're doing great already, made almost a hundo in the past 45 min (Update EOD) up 155.78% exp (3/23)

[INST] Gains still coming in [/INST] dinner too? my god man

[INST] >Wouldn’t you just smoke more cigarettes? That's specifically addressed in the studies. There is compensation but it seems fairly tame. A sizable part of smoking is just the physical motion & habit. [/INST] So then why wouldn’t they smoke same amount

[INST] From what I heard somewhere else, it might be regional (country, state, etc.) I live in the Northeast of the United States and got approved last week on Thursday. [/INST] In CA and I got approved this morning, fwiw

[INST] yes, -50% with end result being 4k, he started with 8k. That is rounding too, it's more likely he started with 9k Math... The more you know 🌈 [/INST] No no, it's much worse. He started at [5k](https://www.reddit.com/r/wallstreetbets/comments/7jcep2/stop_buy_the_same_stocks_as_me_wsb_you_are_making/) and was down 37%. At some point he decided to throw another 5k into the account and by the loss, YOLOd on FDs expiring today.

[INST] Robinhood doesn't let you buy options on this biopharma. Need faster method. [/INST] Casino

[INST] It's an instant 26.5%, I corrected it a comment later. Still sucks though. [/INST] What if your losses from another trade exceed that?

[INST] Or day 2 puts...am I doing this right? [/INST] Im too scared to do options.

[INST] why is this company a meme I don't understand. It's wildly popular on robinhood. [/INST] wildly popular on robinhood cause robinhood gives this shit out on the regular to invites

[INST] $61 strike expiring 3/23 [/INST] Hoping for a beat and drop?

[INST] 'Lib journalists' or you know....were asking questions as journalists are supposed to. [/INST] that have nothing to do with the fed and only have to deal with the president and congress? sure makes sense, may as well ask him his bowling average

[INST] Kill me [/INST] Still vertical!

[INST] You don't make money by spending money. [/INST] you make money by buying money

[INST] I also am a faggot. [/INST] I'm sure there's a Nigerian Prince out there for you somewhere

[INST] Let the tendies hit the flooooooooaaAAAAAAAAAA!! [/INST] what are tendies? European here

[INST] I assume you enjoy your Count Chocula with tears instead of milk [/INST] I'm down like $300 on this and $600 on HQY in the last couple days. I cant afford Count Chocula.

[INST] It’s at 57 you little bitch [/INST] Before it hit 50 it was at 49.46 or something and proceeded to plummet to 37 so fuck you Edit: what is my flair Edit2: nvm thank you based mods fuck dominos

[INST] boooooo no one learned anything by giving up... Mr. 'I'm rich and I have to use my wealth as a example because I'm super fucking cool' [/INST] Wealth is relative -- I can afford to eat at Chipotle without having negative net worth so I guess you could say I'm living large. https://www.reddit.com/r/starterpacks/comments/7f9nlp/30_and_doing_alright_starterpack/

[INST] Amazon is 6% of UPS packages. I keep hearing people say this but it’s just not true, it would hurt their business...by 6%. That isn’t killing them. [/INST] I just looked this up. You’re dead right. 5-10% as of 2016. I thought it was more. That actually changes my mind on UPS a bit. I thought amazon made up much more of their business. And I don’t think amazon would ever get into the shipping business.

[INST] Valeant though [/INST] Snap tho

[INST] I know, market needs to be bitch slapped [/INST] Whales already knew what the fed news would be. They pushed down this afternoon so they could buy before pumping tomorrow and then taking profits Friday. Rinse and repeat Monday. System is rigged, follow the whales or become krill.

[INST] Difference is Facebook killed Myspace. What is gaining enough momentum to kill Facebook? [/INST] $MU

[INST] Is anyone holding through earnings? Why? Why not? [/INST] I'm holding stock up to earnings then I'll sell half depending on how it goes. I don't think they will have a bad earnings though; I just expect people to cash out right after

[INST] facebook is a joke and user activity is declining. easy short [/INST] Show us your 120Ps or get back under the bridge

[INST] Sure looked like they reacted to it [/INST] And wtf kind of reaction was that to good news? Was that a 'Ok, this is over, & was priced in - time to react to tomorrow's tariffs instead'?

[INST] I should *probably* do that but the stress of watching it dip all the time is giving me an ulcer [/INST] It hasn't even settled into it's real default price after the IPO pump and dump. Look at it's chart, it has a dead cat bounce rebound and now it's finding new lows. Probably will hover in the $7 range for a while then slowly build up approaching Canada legalization.

[INST] And the biggest shock right now is taht literally everyone that isn't a normie knew that FB was selling our data left and right, our government sure as hell knew. The EU also wants to regulate speech as well as tax the hell out of American tech. [/INST] There are even fb apps to show how much your fb account is worth to facebook

[INST] If I wanted to hedge rate, I just buy more bac calls. Op is too next level [/INST] Meta: bac sold him the note he’s trying to hedge

[INST] Right your monthly Salary is 12 k but your whole portfolio is 12k also throwing 12k into a stock means you have a big d (in your words). I'm sure you make 12k a month . [/INST] shrekt

[INST] Tag me mods [/INST] Seconded

[INST] Yep, cashed out 2 of my calls at the peak, and 3 when trailing stop loss triggered. Putting profits in more calls [/INST] are you not worried about the lawsuits and fines

[INST] Wait, how else would you said it? Reply *to* me? [/INST] Please reply to this email...