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Mods are asleep, and it's my birthday. |
Being a mod should be banned, not all teens are mods we cant relate |
Guys I'm scared |
Auto Mod shouldn't be allowed to post or comment here |
my subreddit died right in front of me |
Birthday girl ! |
my opinion on the sub as of lately |
Just wanting to say that you guys have helped a tonne on my first year of Reddit. Thanks you for all the memories made �� |
I am a shower |
transgender isn’t real |
I know it’s no post Monday but I need to say this and vent |
pissed in the sink to clean it but got kicked out of the burger king |
GIVE ME SILVER |
Are sure these mods are even teenagers (13-19) |
Unpopular opinion |
NO MORE BAD RULES MODS WE ARE RAIDING WE WILL NOT STOP UNTIL THE STUPID RULES ARE OVER |
I kept a jar of my smegma for an entire year, and today I ate a dick cheeze bagel |
imagine making eye contact before marriage ������ |
I went to my girlfriend's house the other day but it kinda sucked because her crib was too small for me to fit in, her parents gotta go get her a bigger one |
i aM a mOd |
the “average teen” thing is BS |
my cumshots are accurate I can now snipe strangers from my window ���� |
A shit post |
Ngl real incest porn would be pretty dope |
That moment when you call the teacher mother |
I can't post in the cursed image subreddit unless i have 500 karma |
Spread the shit posting penguins |
I watched my daughter die infront of me. |
You guys have kinda proven the mod's point |
yeah ok retard |
As a normal Teenager, I can't relate to being a Moderator on a Subreddit. So let's just ban Moderators |
Mods should be removed because not everyone can relate to being a mod |
No Posting On Monday! |
Stalin has a message for the mods |
i haven’t been this happy in so long |
I went to my girlfriends house today |
No matter the gender, race, sexuality, or religion, we can all agree on one thing. |
Comment below and I’ll tell you your future uh for $50 totally legit |
So um... there’s this girl... and ummm... |
c h e e s e |
I almost died today |
why does the no shitpost rule exist |
Let's start a crusade, ban all mods cause the average teen can't relate to being a mod! |
I kissed a girl |
ALL OF YOU ARE UGLY AS SHIT |
when it’s your �� day but you aren’t clever or funny enough to come up with something original |
I want this non flairs post to reach hot |
Unoriginal Cake Day Post |
No matter the gender, religion or race, we can all agree on one thing |
A barber in my town just got arrested for being a drug dealer. That’s crazy, I’ve been going to him for years. I never knew he was a barber |
What happened to Jews in WW2? |
Hey girl are u a nether star? |
My post died in new in front of me |
guys, this green cheese appeared on my screen tonight |
I have a petition |
Both world wars were fake |
My... crush... told me... that she likes me... |
Yo wassup its my spotify cheese day ;) |
I would like to be a mod because Im |
Guys and girls we need to ban the mods because their gay and not everyone can relate to that, same as being a mod, so we should ban them |
Guys look there's cake by my name,feel free to take some |
People who constantly talk about having sex are asshats. |
Snuck out with my crush |
Guys⛏️If⛏️You⛏️Receive ⛏️A⛏️Link⛏️That⛏️Says⛏️"Naked⛏️Pics⛏️Of⛏️ Minecraft ⛏️Steve"⛏️Don't ⛏️Click⛏️It⛏️It⛏️Will⛏️Put⛏️A⛏️Pickaxe⛏️ Between ⛏️ Each⛏️Word⛏️You⛏️Type⛏️ |
Nobody cared until he killed himself. |
I’m at 68,912 karma nobody let me miss the 69,000 mark please |
My dog just died |
May I please acquire updoots please? |
[Serious] A message to the mods |
Vote for better mods! |
I just missed my spotify cheese day |
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I’m 6 karma away from 30,000 |
Revolt against the shit mods!! Bring back shitposts and join our revolution. |
Who wants to run for PM? |
dear u/realmarkfb , |
Please help me save this whale. EDIT: Please help me, this hasnt been getting any attention |
I need 30 upvotes for...... ummm look at my karma |
I hate it when yall say "see u in hot" and then my post doesnt get in hot. |
We need to ban words. Not everyone speaks the same language, therefore words should be banned. |
My dog passed away last night, and I was hoping you guys would be able to cheer me up. |
With 1.4 million people on this subreddit |
When you rub your eyes too hard that you get sent to the Andromeda galaxy |
I'm running a marathon give up arrow to motivate me |
All mods gay? Have we forgotten about graves? |
Sex penis haha |
Thanks for removing my post mods, (you fucking assholes) |
Improvise. Adapt. Overcome. |
Can��I��still��earn��upvotes��with��this��shitpost��and��cake��day�� |
I ASKED OUT MY CRUSH!!! |
I need 9950 more karma to reach 69,420 |
I fingered my girl so hard today |
1 upvote- one pushup |
Mods should be banned since not everyone can relate to being a mod |
Why the fuck is there this stupid little autistic Spotify logo looking thing next to my username? |
IT FINALLY HAPPEND |
"This subreddit only allows text posts." |
Can yall do me a favor? |
If I get 69 upvotes I’ll come out to my mum. |
Today I'm officially cancer free |