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Posts should be banned because lurkers can't relate |
I’m ending this meme once and for all! |
When your leg falls asleep it literally feels like this: |
therapist: uwu isn’t real, it can’t hurt you. |
Shit, my sister just died for real... |
Yo guys this is a special day for me |
1 upvote and I'm gonna deactivate my Facebook Account |
fuck, i accidently sent a dick pic to my little sister |
I’M �� INSERTING �� BROFISTS �� INBETWEEN �� EACH �� WORD �� INSTEAD �� OF �� CLAPS �� BECAUSE �� PEWDIEPIE �� IS �� ABOUT �� TO �� HIT �� 100 �� MILLION �� SUBSCRIBERS!!!!!! |
This is a boys only post so the girls can leave. |
WAIT A MINUTE... |
For every 10 upvotes I get I will yell penis once during math class on monday |
M⃞Y⃞ F⃞R⃞I⃞E⃞N⃞D⃞ D⃞O⃞E⃞S⃞N⃞T⃞ K⃞N⃞O⃞W⃞ H⃞O⃞W⃞ T⃞O⃞ S⃞P⃞E⃞A⃞K⃞ S⃞Q⃞U⃞A⃞R⃞E⃞ |
I tried my own cum |
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girls ONLY! guys scroll on! >:((( |
I fucking hate women , and if I'll need to listen to them one more time, I'll completely lose it. I am being dead serious. |
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You gay if u read |
My mom just typed in ‘www.po’ on google in my phone, and I had no choice but to admit to her |
Black people be like |
Pewdiepie just hit 99,969,420 subscribers |
I don’t like you, teenage mods. Nothin personal, kids. But I must go all out. Maybe more than once. |
My birthday turned out amazing after all, please read! |
I'm gonna say the n word |
Mods said no shitposts |
If you’re short you were born from pre-cum |
I saw my friend committing suicide |
Something every teenager can relate to |
SUPER HUGE AWFUl NEWS, TEENAGERS! PLEASE READ. FROM ONE TEEN TO ANOTHER. THIS COULD AFFECT YOU!!!!! |
Told parents I was a homo.. |
When people make posts like this they get "2.5k upvotes" and "5 gold and 1 platinum" but when I do it I "use the format incorrectly" and "get 14 upvotes" |
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Y’all want some cake? |
Here's a petition to remove this awful rule |
My entire family just died |
*knock* *knock* *knock* "Penny?" |
omg my crush texted me "Your recent post does not have any flair and will soon be removed. Please add flair to your post. If you do not add flair within 10 minutes, you will have to resubmit your post." how do I tell her that I have a crush on her and that I like her a lot |
⚠️ ATTENTION ALL FEMALES ⚠️ |
ALRIGHT TROOPS, LETS GO OVER OUR BATTLE PLAN AGAINST THE MODS |
I am a girl. Since girls don't exist, this is not relatable. Guess this post is illegal. |
Microwaves at 3 pm: |
Microwave time |
dear mods ❤️ :) |
Can we get to 6.9 updoots? |
K poop is gay |
We should ban schools |
PETITION TO POST NOTHING ON MONDAY |
I'll get downvoted but... |
There are 4k people online rn yet I don't get 4k upvotes |
Wow. My pet Octopus just died... |
when you go to post a meme but the image and video button is blocked |
Pornhub plants a tree for every 100 videos watched. Guess I'm gonna 'single-handedly' save the planet then |
OMG GUYS MY CRUSH IS ON MY BED IN HER UNDERWEAR |
Yesterday i opened the door for a girl and she said thanks, T is the 20th letter in alphabet in the year 20BC Julius Caesar negotiated peace with Parthia and made Armenia a neutral buffer zone Armenia’s empire reached its height in 69BC, 69 is a sex number see you later virgins! �� |
I just saw my daughter die infront of me |
I finally beat stage 4 cancer!!! |
I have cake |
Hey Fagmods, I heard you hate shitposting, right? |
i heard that y’all are really nice and it’s my spotify cheese day so u know what to do |
I walked in on a girl fingering herself |
Mom: we’re heading straight home now. |
My parents found out |
Roses are red, violets are blue |
Why tf does it say it's my birthday |
When somebody else posts like this, it’s “funny” and “original”, but when I do it I’m a “karma whore” |
I’m officially taken�� |
my ex wife sent a hitman to kill me |
Today is my Reddit birthday. |
Hey do you want me to tell you who is gay? |
creeper? �� amen.�� |
Well, my post got 50 upvotes, now i have to show my mum hentai |
Upvote to lose your virginity |
Explaining to my parents that '��' isn't a white power symbol for the 4th time like |
POST NOTHING TOMORROW (reupload) |
If this post gets 100 upvoted I will take a shit in my driveway |
Guys��please��don’t��fake��stories��just��to��earn��some��redditmoneys��we’ll��give��you��thousand��of��arrows��if��you��only��ask��for��them��politely |
If you go to a porn website and your computer gets a virus, your computer contracted an std. |
This is the only sub where you can see a 19 year old have a meaningful conversation with a 13 year old |
My school banned relationships because "they are wrong" |
the average temperature of the universe is 2.73K. Human body temperature is ~310.15K. This means we are all on average pretty hot ������ |
Do you ever just stroke your cock when no ones around |
I watched my friend being kidnapped and I never felt so hopeless |
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For every 10 updoots, I will not masturbate for 24 hours. |
I just watched my dad go to jail... |
Open your eyes, if you haven’t already |
I hate insane BTS fans |
I promise that if you click me. You’ll have your depression completely lifted |
School shootings are really caused by one thing |
Men only. |
I’ve nearly got 6969 karma |
Thank you for sorting by new, open this post to receive your reward |
What is a "fort night"? |
DONT POST ANYTHING ON MONDAY! |
Does your Microwave make this noise? |
If this gets two up arrows I will touch my other cat no lie |
�� don't�� say�� you're�� bisexual��if��you�� haven't��fucked��a��bicycle�� |
Can’t believe my big brother just died today. I had to find his body. |
i asked my crush out �� |