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��WEE WOO WEE WOO�� |
My girlfriend thinks im a pedophile |
The r/teenagers logo is unrelatable because I can't talk to girls |
I just watched my son die in front of me. |
I’m illegal to post here due to new rule. |
I’m gonna edit this post when it reaches 10 upvotes |
Give this p o s t 15 orang arrows and i will delete my account |
I need 9 more karma! |
When a boy masturbates it’s normal, but when I (a girl) does it I’m “weird” and “need to stop using the doorknob as a dildo” |
If this post gets 2 updoots |
r/Teenagers Declaration of Independence |
Auto moderator be like |
2 years ago I asked a girl to be my girlfriend, and today I asked her if she wanted to marry me. |
I have a fucking question |
Teenagers can’t relate being a mod. |
MODS ARE |
��POST NOTHING ON MONDAY TO PROTEST NO SHITPOST RULE�� |
I watched my best friend die |
Fuck you Mods |
If you’re suicidal please read this |
The Ender Dragon was pregnant with the Ender Dragon egg. She is ver hostile so she wouldn't let just anyone impregnate her. Which means something even more powerful than the dragon just waltzed up and was like "Hey I'm gonna fuck that." |
If the Earth was actually flat there would be slimes bouncing around. Checkmate flat-earthers |
wHy is tHerE a cAKe? |
My pet helicopter died. |
it's my reddit birthday today |
Goodbye teenagers |
It's my [REDACTED], but the automod won't let me talk about my [REDACTED] because of 'vote manipulation' |
Shrek says |
r/teenagers Civil War Explained in detail - EVERYONE OUT OF THE LOOP REFER HERE |
Later virgins |
I have blue eyes, most people on this sub can't relate, guess I gotta wear contacts, oh oops not everyone can relate to wearing contacts, gotta get surgery, oops not everyone can relate to getting surgery on their eyes, guess I gotta rip my eyes out, oops not everyone can relate to not having eyes |
It’s my Spotify triangle day |
How to get a girlfriend |
Am i a good artist? |
Sex was created by hospitals to sell more babies |
Self-post weekend is active - Introduce yourself and make friends! |
POST NOTHIN TOMORROW |
If this post gets more than 7 upvotes I'll get surgery to remove my bottom to ribs to suck my own dick |
When couples share their hoodies it's "Cute" and "adorable" but when I try to evenly distribute the wealth it's "establishing communism" and now I'm in "prison" for "war crimes" |
I BUILT A WEBSITE FOR THE /r/teenagers COMMUNITY |
This is a test post, please ignore it. |
test post please ignore |
Im bored and not at home. Avoiding social interaction using my phone with a dying battery. Help |
I ran over 5 miles today |
You guys still say suicide? |
yeah sex is cool... but have you ever woke up from a dream, went back to sleep, and the dream picked up right where it left off?? |
I watched my pet rock die in front of me |
Update on the "Just lost my virginity" post! |
Old people be like |
HOLY SHIT |
Sure sex is cool and all... |
This is what the Amazon Forest looks like right now. This is what the media isn't showing. Please raise awareness for it as it contributes 20% of our oxygen. |
I had to watch my daughter die |
I kinda agree that vaccines cause autism |
How do baby boomers change a lightbulb? |
Good night girl |
Just ran over a family of four.. |
Hell yeah my account is officially 1 year old!!! |
I didn’t watch my daughter die |
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IM OFFICIALLY 1 YR OLD |
Someone please updoooooot and comment I’m trying to reach 420 notifications |
I’m gonna get downvoted for this but |
My Mom Killed Herself In Front Of Me. |
I asked my crush out and.... |
Just lost my virginity |
The police came to my door today and told me my girlfriend is a miner |
If this post gets 50 upvotes, I'll show my mum hentai and then post her reaction to it |
chainmales be like |
Gosh guys I played Minecraft today |
I'm officially taken guys❣️ |
There is enough for all enjoy the cake |
My homosexual friend started throwing his feces at me |
My parents are coming back from Area 51 with an ability to pause multiplayer games. �� |
Today is.... |
When {other group of people} do {action} it's considered {words of approval} but when I {same action} I'm {"action, but taken incorrectly/pervertedly"} and {"not supposed to [action but taken incorrectly/pervertedly again]"} |
TODAY��IS��MY��SPOTIFY��CHEESE��DAY�� |
My mom got a karen haircut |
Spotify cheese |
The blue whale has a vagina large enough to fit 5-7 men. That makes her the second biggest pussy right behind r/teenagers moderators |
��PEOPLE��WHO��USE��THE��CLAP��EMOJI��IN��TITLES��ARE��GAY�� |
I don't know what's going on or what to think shots were fired at my high school |
When women show some underboob it’s, “so hot” and, “Attractive” but when I show the bottom of my sack I’m, “A creepy pervert” and “have to leave the school. |
My Grandpa Turned 69 today |
Today is ... |
You say "Post nothing on Monday," I say screw that! |
My Reddit account that I only use to follow all the porn subreddits is officially one year old |
Ok Mods, lets do a trade |
Just saw the new rule.... |
There’s only one gender |
HOLY SHIT ITS ACTUALLY HAPPENING |
Playstaion 4 vent fans be like: |
"EW, IS THAT BLOOD ON YOUR PANTS!?!??!" |
There's this one cute boy sitting next to me and he is scrolling through r/teenagers |
every girl is a squirter if you cut the right artery |
I'll probably get downvoted to hell for this |
That’s it. I’m sick of this Sub |
Petition to have a PEDO flair to fuck with the new people who turn 13 |
It's my three milk two sugar one egg three wheat day |
If this post gets 69 updoots I'll ask my crush out |