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Carter, you dick!

Carter, you snooping!

And the damn thing is, they hear all this stuff... about Las Vegas and the casinos and suitcases... and that's it.

the thing is, he hears everything... about Las Vegas, casinos and suitcases, and that's the end of it.

What are you gonna do with it? - Drop dead.

what are you gonna do with him?

fool, you've got it backwards.

Fruitcake, you got it on backwards.

Famous fucking last words.

the most famous last words before smacking.

I don't fuck and tell.

I won't tell you.

if you're going to sport tomorrow morning, you're gonna be out of your fucking mind.

If you do sports tomorrow, you'll still be fuzzy from this...

I'm not just a uterus, dammit!

I'm not just a uterus.

old Cable's a coward!

Old Cable's yellow Yellow!

You are the only fucking person on earth... ...that I can trust.

you're the only person in the world I can trust.

We're pathetic. How will we ever lose our virginity by graduation?

how do we even cheat our virginity by graduation?

listening to your shit is something that only a friend can sustain.

Listen to you *** is something only a friend should endure.

Out of my way, bitch!

get out of my way!

Kill some time.

I'm killing time.

oh, God, does it look like shit?

Oh, God, does it look terrible?

he's innocent until proven guilty, God damn it! "Struan shouted.

He’s innocent until proven guilty, by God,” Struan roared.

You got me on my fuckin' car, man.

you threw me on my own car, man.

God, why are you so fucked up?

Jesus! Why you are so afraid?

It looked easy- the shaving the Sweathog's face... not the breakin' mirrors with your brains.

it was simply shaving Sweatoga's face, not smashing the mirrors of thought.

From now on, it's ice cream for breakfast, bitches!

from now on, he'll be frozen for breakfast!

It was you until Bates came along and he stole that shit right from under you.

that it was you until Bates came out, and he didn't steal your ship in front of your nose.

That argument sucks, Michelle.

I don't take that argument, Michelle.

and many white balls.

And many white spheres.

You may not be aware that beyond their afflictions, these girls are fucking starving to death.

you may not realize that apart from other afflictions, those girls will die of hunger.

Who'd you fuck, - Tommy, Salvy, your brother!

Tommy, Salvya, your brother!

they're crazy.

Well, that is crazy.

But Nancy Dartmonger, the lady who runs it, is a silly woman.'

but she's the one who owns it, Nancy Dartmonger. "

she's a lesbian, not a psychopath.

She's a Sapphist, not a psychotic.

you're screwed, Orson.

You're going down, Orson.

He fucked her.

he's done it.

I don't know any Dickie Pepa, but he's a liar.

I don't know any Dickie Pep,Nbut he's lying.

we've got you electro-trash.

We're delivering e-waste.

all we've ever dreamed of is in that tank...... and you let a stranger shit out of gas.

Everything we ever dreamed of is in that gas tank. You got a stranger pouring gasoline on it.

And how about you arrest his ass and get him out of my store?

how about you arrest him and get him out of my shop?

Sit down and shut your pisk.

sit down and close it.

I'm useless to you both.

I'm no help to either one of you.

Your friend started bragging about his safe-cracking skills to the wrong fucking people, wise guy!

your buddy started bragging to the wrong people about his art opening the safes.

I hate you!

I don't hate you!

because they are worthless.

Because that stock is worthless.

I've got some junk to put a smile on that corpse.

I have a little something that spells a smile on the corpse.

Yeah, what with you sitting around watching that nasty shit all day.

yeah, you've been sitting here all day looking at your tips.

That girl was beautiful and she was the greatest piece of ass I’ve ever had and I’ve had them allover the world.

the girl was beautiful, and it was the coolest piece I ever had, and how many of them I had in the whole world!

that's fucked up, yo.

That's messed up.

He's a tough son of a bitch, and he's as true a patriot as they come, and, agree with him or not, at the end of the day, this has to be his call … "

he's a tough guy, but also a patriot, and whether we agree with him or not, he must make the final decision. "

For 2 bucks, let me be silly.

for two bucks, I'll be there.

are you trying to fuck with me?!

You trying to play me?!

Stop fuckin' around.

stop talking.

maybe they saw your tits.

Maybe your goats see them.

That was a dumb idea.

that was a bad idea.

you've never fucked?

You've never been laid before?

oh, is that why you always fuck up at work?

Is that why you're always cat-napping on the job?

Your parents were very brave... and very foolish.

your parents were very brave.

I was thinking a cave with skulls and shit.

I thought you lived in a cave with skeletons.

How do I know I'm gonna get my fucking Bible if I give it to you, though?

how do I know I'm gonna get the Bible from you if I pay you, I think?

Little fucker Now you are scared, yeah?

you're pretty scared right now, aren't you?

How about if I shoot you?

what if I fired him?

We should just have sex.

we should sleep together.

Shit the same, I made him vice president.

I made him a vice president.

Trust me. Julie got Her ass out of here.

trust me, Julie's out of here.

It's your lucky night because my succubus friend got her mojo back and she's hornier than a monkey with eight dicks.

you have a lucky night because my sushi friend has her juice back, and she's hotter than a monkey with eight birds.

Shut that thing off!

turn that thing off!

I love pussy and pussy loves me.

Man, I love chicks. Chicks love me, so it's all good.

I bet he's on the Statue of Liberty and shit, too.

I bet there's a statue of freedom too.

Come on, Dell! We don't have time for your shit!

come on, we don't have time for this!

If we take him to the hospital, they're gonna find out what happened. God-damnit!

if we take him there, he'll find out what happened.

Then where's your fucking chain-of-command?

so where do you keep your business?

No, I can't, fuck it.

I really can't.

Given the prevailing climatic conditions, using this lubricant is like trying to buttfuck a virgin underaged phutak whore with chalk... when KY is clearly called for, sir.

given the prevailing climate conditions, the use of this lubricant is as if attempting to anoint the underage thai of a virgin with chalk.

Damn Get me the schedule sheet.

show me your schedule.

I fucked up at nine.

I clocked out at 9:00.

why didn't he do anything when that jerk threw me in the pool?

Why did you do nothing when he threw me in the pool?

you fucking tell me.

You tell me.

We're gonna get rid of this whole sucky vibe.

we'll get rid of these bad vibrations.

Shit! Get in the car!

get in the car!

Shit. What happened?

what happened?

Where did you learn to fight so dirty, sir?

where did you learn to fight so hard, sir?

"Look at my assistant with the big tits while I take the Rolex right off your wrist."

look at my posh assistant, and I'll take your bracelet.

you... are a... damn miracle.

You... are.... (inaudible) miracle!

Don't say 'beshrew me', Only stupid actors say that.

don't say "Chill take you," Percy, that's what only bad actors say.

If it weren't for you, this year's Louisiana Safe Streets plaque... ...would be on my wall and not fucking Webster Parish!

if it weren't for you, this year's price for a safe street in Louisiana would be on my wall, not with Webster Parishe!

Damn it, get in here!

get in there!

the truth is, they're basically incompetent.

The truth is that they are fundamentally inadequate.

chaos, anarchy, ridiculous T-shirts.

Chaos, anarchy, ironic T-shirts.

Look! I'm drowning the little suckers

look, I'm drowning these little things...

I don't like fucking around with no peppers.

no, I don't like pepperoni.

Don't ask him stupid questions, Lion-O.

don't ask him about it, Lion-O.

I'm being honest, asshole.

I'm being honest, man.

What, are you surprised I know shit?

are you surprised I know anything?

Pull the car over! We'll have sex right now!

turn over the car and we'll have it right now!

Fuck your do-rag. –Door! –One, two, three!

Raz, two, three, let's go!

That's how I got on top, and scum like this is still in the gutter.

that's how I got to the top, and a nuke like you stays in the sewer.

She's one of our Friday night whores.

Emily Duncan, one of our flunkies on Friday night.

Your food is poison.

your food is poisoned.

Put down the fucking window! I'm serious!

roll the window down, I'm serious.

"thick as shit milk," said a rough voice somewhere over Arren.

"Thick as curdled milk," said the hoarse voice somewhere above Arren.

what the hell is your problem, McCoy?

Which is your problem?

My crap hole!

my sunken hole!

Fuck you! That's my entire life.

this is my whole life.

Open the goddamn door!

Franks, open the door.

Clowns! Tugg Speedman, he can't cry!

Tugg Speedman can't shed a tear.